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episode: RED BAR RADIO S21 E05

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[0:00:00]   So it must be a spirit[0:00:30]   Oh[0:01:00]   Oh[0:01:08]   Luke and now you're under my control[0:01:30]   Oh[0:01:44]   Red bar hi, sorry, it's so late. I was out fucking H pearls Davis[0:01:54]   What do you think of that Jules I'm fine with it, we also have Jules in the house[0:01:59]   What's up? What's up?[0:02:00]   Jules in the house[0:02:02]   This is gonna be a very difficult podcast to do. I'm happier than ever[0:02:08]   Wish I could explain it better[0:02:12]   Wearing a hat today. Hi this summer heat. That means it's a relaxed kind of day[0:02:16]   Well, I really I wasn't having sex with H Pearl Davis. I wish[0:02:22]   It's actually the heats been wearing down the town[0:02:25]   There about this on the Tucson read it you guys hear about this you go to if you follow the two shot and read it[0:02:32]   The heat is wearing down the town. They're going nuts[0:02:37]   They're blaming the heat on like losing their jobs blaming the heat on hitting their wives[0:02:42]   Reddit people really like to bend to the truth never read a reddit thread and they all start kind of[0:02:49]   exaggerating[0:02:51]   In they all know that they're lying, but they love it[0:02:55]   They like to write a little story like a little story on reddit there[0:02:59]   Oh the heat once the whole man my nerves are shot the heat this summer is different[0:03:05]   I've lived here. That's what they're saying. And then you wonder what are they? What do they really look like?[0:03:10]   What is a redditor really look like?[0:03:13]   You don't really know I'd like to see what they look like. I know I want to organize like a local reddit meetup[0:03:19]   What is it Tucson Redditor look like? Hey the heats bothering them the heats bothering me[0:03:26]   I'm going psycho[0:03:28]   Like a hundred and fourteen every day sometimes a hundred twenty. So we waited today till the Sun went down[0:03:35]   Much nicer, huh? It's pretty good. It's Friday. We're making money the Klein way[0:03:42]   Yeah, we're making a lot of money today. Thanks for joining the scars club here today[0:03:47]   Trying to triple those memberships reddit bar radio.net slash scars the Clippers[0:03:52]   Have been posting basically everything we ever do online now on YouTube. So we're a YouTube show now. We're basically hassana Nabi[0:04:03]   So the Clippers please slow down you're pulling money out of my pockets here this week we could barely pay the rent this week[0:04:11]   Seriously, we got yelled at by the landlord for not paying the rent. Yeah, she came by here. She said[0:04:17]   a lot of trouble[0:04:19]   We got a big[0:04:22]   amazing day of lie[0:04:25]   This hangover vitamin patch that you gave me. No, it's not doing anything. No, I'm saying it reeks of vitamin B[0:04:32]   The we're wearing vitamin. We're wearing hangover vitamin patches. They've been really helping me out during the last couple of shows[0:04:39]   She thinks every vitamin smells every vitamins hard to swallow bottle of vitamin B[0:04:44]   Please who cares about smells Jesus Christ, you should see what I got a smell[0:04:51]   H pearl Davis, huh? She's been on my mind all week. Did you see her cute little songs this morning?[0:04:57]   I don't really like those songs. I like how H pearl Davis is. Do you guys know?[0:05:02]   It's real days. They must she's uh, she really bothers people doesn't bother us. We like her[0:05:08]   We like her if you're threatened by each pearl Davis that says something about you, you know, who bothers me[0:05:14]   You know who bothers me that needs to go down Tucker Carlson[0:05:19]   And every other Carlson to ever walk this earth[0:05:25]   You might know what that's about I don't like this Tucker Carlson man, he's a straight-up liar[0:05:30]   You know, how many times are we gonna bust this guy? Just lied. He went interviewed Tate[0:05:34]   He didn't know nothing about no tape he thought there's a funny guy[0:05:39]   Okay. Okay. I've got emails. I've got emails with Tate you guys know, I know Tate that's pretty amazing[0:05:45]   You've tuned into a show that[0:05:47]   Tate knows it's pretty cool, huh? Respect brother heart. Yeah, a lot of guys know me this week[0:05:52]   Wait till you see the new guys who found out about me this week[0:05:55]   You're gonna see that here coming up in red bar in the wild. Of course[0:05:58]   very funny thing happened with red bar in the wild I[0:06:02]   Showed you we were doing red bar in the wild. That's where we show you[0:06:06]   Clips and stuff where other people mention red bar[0:06:09]   in during that segment, I played a clip that somebody sent me of[0:06:16]   Some old 80s movie right where they go the names bar red bar. Remember that[0:06:21]   Yes, it's just a movie clip with Russell Kurt Russell or something[0:06:26]   And I[0:06:27]   Clearly said on that show go this doesn't qualify for the hundred dollar payout for getting red bar in the wild[0:06:34]   It doesn't cloud qualify, but we are playing it during this segment[0:06:37]   The kid who sent me that clip and he wasn't sending it to me to be on red bar in the wild[0:06:43]   He just sent it to me throughout the week[0:06:47]   He sends me yesterday a PayPal invoice for $100[0:06:56]   No[0:06:58]   No, no that really revolted. Well now you have to pay. No, I don't I clearly stated on that show[0:07:06]   That this does not qualify for red bar in the wild. This is just some clip some kids said[0:07:11]   He's gonna take you to collection. He didn't get me in the wild. He didn't do what the segment does[0:07:16]   Why would I pay for that?[0:07:18]   Kurt Russell said red bar once in the 80s. I should pay you you didn't make that happen[0:07:23]   How dare you I wrote a nasty little note to him back on PayPal to or to his email just put it in the fire[0:07:31]   I said oh, oh[0:07:33]   You know you ain't getting no hundred dollars for this. I couldn't believe it man[0:07:39]   The nerve I mean the guts and I think he attempted like twice to do this, too[0:07:45]   Go back and listen to the tapes, bro. Maybe he really needs the hundred. Maybe you could just give I don't want no[0:07:51]   I don't need a listener who needs that then[0:07:53]   So yeah, that really pissed me off today. That's pretty much fucked up my whole week[0:07:59]   Other than that, I've been doing pretty good[0:08:01]   This week. I didn't have any health violations[0:08:05]   Ariana Grande's new boyfriend fucked up my entire week. Everybody's talking about Ariana Grande leave her alone[0:08:12]   You know look at the boyfriends you guys got look at you know[0:08:16]   Look at the girlfriends you guys got you're no better than this geek from Ariana Grande and Ariana Grande can't even talk anymore[0:08:24]   she's like[0:08:28]   She's not my cup of tea she might be over with she might be finished hold on I gotta drink my little tea here[0:08:35]   Hmm. Well, we've got a great show tons of gossip tons of rumors lies. Like I mentioned I'm gonna spread some lies today[0:08:43]   And all your favorites are here the the people out there the fools[0:08:47]   We've got such a good one[0:08:48]   How goofy is everybody getting out there and people getting goofy people are getting goofier and goofier out there[0:08:55]   It's getting a little weird. What was I shaking my head at this week? Well everything wait till you see we got all the guys[0:09:00]   Here, I can't wait to get the TV up during our rise here get this show on the road[0:09:03]   I can't wait to have that drink with you. Do we have any first?[0:09:07]   Drink music because we got some beautiful. Look. This is all we have left here today[0:09:12]   What about will I am featuring Britney Spears? I don't want any of that joking music[0:09:16]   No, and I don't want anything to do with Britney Spears on this show. I don't find that to be funny at all. Seriously[0:09:22]   I really Britney Spears is revolting. Will I am fan?[0:09:27]   No, I'm not into that either. That's true. I don't like jokes like that and then remind me in an hour[0:09:32]   I gotta take these. Oh, she's gonna take some of these at 6 p.m. Okay, so remind me if I miss this[0:09:38]   We're gonna screw up the whole broadcast. That's 30 minutes. Thank you for being here today. Yep, 30 minutes[0:09:43]   Let's get a nice drinking song going. Let's get those[0:09:48]   So on red bar we drink it's one of the only shows it drinks with you we're like the Nelk boys of podcasting[0:09:56]   Have one with us. Please drink along. We like to line these up sync these up or sing these up is people call lip[0:10:05]   sinking lip singing[0:10:08]   And have one with me we're gonna have one to start with and we'll probably do two here at the beginning[0:10:15]   Filled what up?[0:10:16]   All right. Here you go everybody and make sure you're drinking. It's very hot out there. It's wearing us down[0:10:26]   Very nice one more are we gonna happen what we got more booze out there, right?[0:10:32]   It's Friday, can you believe it what up nerds?[0:10:39]   I love this. Here's the second one second one to get the show rolling[0:10:51]   Very good, very good. Very good. Everyone get their two drinks in I[0:10:56]   Wonder what the other people drink out there[0:10:58]   Does anybody out there drink vodka during the show or any of that Alice a stuff like that pretty fucking cool[0:11:04]   I'll be only sure that drinks[0:11:08]   All your other shows they drink without you there's[0:11:14]   That's nothing welcome to red bar we're gonna be smoking weed, too[0:11:21]   All right, let's get that let's do one of our patented rises I think we got a lot to talk about here today[0:11:26]   we better get the[0:11:27]   The show moving someone says Jules make Mike watch the try that in a small town music video[0:11:34]   We love that music should we wash out[0:11:37]   I'd love to watch it. Honestly. I saw the news about this video being racist. I was like that interests me[0:11:44]   We love a race was try that in a small town[0:11:47]   I was imagining I was gonna go to this video and it was gonna be like[0:11:51]   You thought it was gonna be hype but it's more. No, no, no the white trash have a new thing now. It's called[0:11:58]   It's called[0:12:01]   Samba racism[0:12:04]   No, the cool thing to do in the white trash community is this new ultra serious somber like they look at the flag and[0:12:13]   They shed a tear[0:12:16]   Those colors run shrewd imagine being serious about the fag[0:12:26]   I just want to say I was hoping try that in a small town is gonna be more lit[0:12:30]   Try that in a small town is lit. We'll show you the video. I love this this popped up[0:12:34]   I was watching the news this morning. They're like, let's watch try that in a small town. So we'll do that here today[0:12:39]   And I wanted to show that anti-target video too, which kind of has a connection to tie that[0:12:45]   these people[0:12:47]   Let's wait till the small town. Let's do a rise. Shall we?[0:12:50]   Patented rise will make the TV come out of the ground[0:12:54]   Cool ready?[0:12:55]   one[0:12:56]   show[0:13:04]   Oh[0:13:10]   Hey, what the fuck happened to my beard it's more of a goatee today[0:13:16]   Motherfucker[0:13:20]   There we are[0:13:22]   What a beautiful rise that rises hotter than the Calvin Delia[0:13:29]   That[0:13:32]   Rise is hotter than Luis J. Gomez's little boy who gave me a big big big wet kiss in the pool this week[0:13:39]   I've been watching[0:13:42]   Gerald Gomez Lewis's son because Luis J. Gomez is in Greece right now with his[0:13:48]   Fiancee and I've been watching his boy[0:13:51]   we've been[0:13:53]   Scuba diving we accidentally left him out in we left him in the pool[0:13:57]   We put the pool cover he's in the bottom of the pool[0:13:59]   He's jacking off in the bottom of the pool completely Nate[0:14:02]   Oh, yeah, Louis said not to mention his son because of the white he's got a wife for the son[0:14:06]   He's not into this. Sorry. Well, I called him Gerald Gomez. That's a different guy[0:14:12]   There's the TV pulled out. Let's see that video. Do you?[0:14:16]   This is the best I love this. I love somber white trash[0:14:22]   Military guys, you know, they're all like so serious that their brother died in the war[0:14:28]   They're all so serious that the flag they're all so serious about the police[0:14:34]   and[0:14:35]   This one's called try that in a small town, which wait to see this guy Jason[0:14:42]   Aldean, is he a popular figure? Yes. This is very jelly roll[0:14:47]   Okay, everybody is like jelly roll now where it's almost emo country[0:14:52]   Sombre ism, right?[0:14:54]   Sombre ism is a good way to describe this type of music[0:14:57]   So here's the clock tower, of course and what small town do they want me to come try this in because I'm willing to[0:15:04]   Wait till the lyric hits[0:15:07]   This is lit Jules, what are you talking about? Oh, never mind. It's somber[0:15:11]   Oh[0:15:14]   Yeah, I remember this from this morning yeah try that in a small town listen to this[0:15:18]   So yeah, I love the molotov cocktail there Molotov. Is that a PRS guitar? I'm not into those[0:15:28]   Is PRS American I don't know[0:15:31]   Or is it a Japanese guitar better be I don't like these PRS. Look at that. See this[0:15:38]   This top that's called a guitar the[0:15:42]   The official term for this is the top looks like a fucking Chinese top. I don't like that. That's very Chinese[0:15:49]   This is a knockoff too. Hey, and you're these should all be straight if I know anything about guitars[0:15:55]   All these pegs should be perfectly straight. Otherwise, you're out of tune[0:15:58]   All right. Here he is wearing a hat and a collared shirt. You can't do it. I[0:16:03]   Hope everybody knows that that's not a good look, but I'm not here to make fun of this song. I ain't no lid[0:16:09]   I'm here because I've got a[0:16:13]   I have a more ferocious take on this whole thing. And this is a pussy take to me. I hope people know that[0:16:24]   Let's see what they say[0:16:26]   Oh[0:16:29]   Somebody on the sidewalk carjacking old lady at a red light[0:16:37]   Store news footage[0:16:42]   That was you[0:16:48]   Love that you think you're tough[0:16:57]   He would demolish you nigga[0:17:01]   Try okay. Yeah, so get 8,000 blacks from Chicago and bring them to your town. We will win[0:17:08]   Try smashing up your whole town you have four stores at a clock you're asking for you have six cops[0:17:14]   You want me to bring the whole riot from Chicago to your place?[0:17:18]   I'll bring them and we'll try it and we'll win. It'll be six of you. Oh, no, no, no, and[0:17:25]   And what do you think we're not armed this is a I don't understand[0:17:30]   Trey you don't want that to happen to your town. Your town will be over. You'll have to start a new town[0:17:45]   When is the last time these guys have taken care of anything[0:17:48]   Really? I I watched the news every day. I never hear all these guys from a small town[0:17:54]   Wipe the streets clean cuz they were sick of this shit[0:17:57]   You're too scared. You don't have the money to fire. Also, this isn't there's not really very many small-town vibes in this video[0:18:04]   I live in a small town. I live in a small town. I'm trying it right now[0:18:11]   Nobody can stop me[0:18:13]   For you to find out, I recommend you don't. Try that in a small town.[0:18:23]   This is sweeping the news this morning[0:18:28]   Got a gun that my granddad gave me. They say one day they're gonna round up[0:18:34]   I appreciate you brother. Jelly roll[0:18:37]   When he meets him. I appreciate you brother[0:18:40]   They say one day they're gonna round up what? Yeah, what are you gonna round up?[0:18:45]   What are you gonna do and they're all mad because they said this clock tower that they keep showing this video was the home of a[0:18:52]   Big lynching. Yeah[0:18:54]   So what are you gonna try? You don't have enough noosh[0:18:57]   Okay, you don't have enough rope to string them all up. It would be great. We would love that[0:19:04]   Why don't you come to Chicago string them up from the top of the Sistola?[0:19:10]   That shit might fly in the city. Good luck. Try that in a small town. See how far you make it down the road.[0:19:23]   Round here we take care of our own. You cross that line. It won't take long for you my dad. It won't take long. I recommend you don't.[0:19:33]   You have earrings, sir. You're wearing hoop earrings[0:19:38]   Try that in a small town. Full of good old boys. Raised up and right. If you're looking for a fight. Try that in a small town.[0:20:02]   Fireworks[0:20:04]   Try that in a small town.[0:20:08]   Very nice. Small town. Jason Aldean. Love him. Love this song. Love what it's doing to the people. I love when the people are all fighting with each other. Isn't that nice? Feels good.[0:20:22]   Very very nice. Reminds me of the Battle of Berkeley. Now why did he what sparked him to do this right now? There's no riots right now. Everybody's getting along fine.[0:20:29]   It's kind of two years late. What do you want to try? I mean what do you think is happening right now? Nobody's really done anything. Jesus. Quite some time.[0:20:39]   Okay. Yeah. Very very very very good. I like it. And I'm not against it. I hope you don't think that was me being sarcastic and against this Jimmy Aldean because of his political. I love his breakfast sandwiches.[0:20:53]   Didn't you hear what Andrew Schultz said? Never let a man know your politics. Okay. It's anti-comedy. Didn't you hear that Andrew Schultz? I'm the milk boys.[0:21:05]   We've got the best tape. We've got the best tape. You're going to see Andrew Schultz aside of him that he's kept hidden. Kept hidden away pretty good. I didn't know that sometimes Schultz gets mean.[0:21:19]   Oh yes. We're going to show you a side of Schultz that only his wife has most likely seen. After you see this tape today of this unreleased Nelk Boys podcast. God I love those Nelk Boys.[0:21:34]   Stiney, Uncle Steve and Kyle Lewis. Kyle. I love those Nelk Boys and you've got a very, you know, we've got such an opportunity here today because I don't think anybody knows.[0:21:49]   I don't think anybody who's covering this or commenting on this Andrew Schultz Nelk Boys situation happens to know Stiney as well as me.[0:22:02]   You guys are in luck because I know Stiney very well. I know the Nelk Boys very well. I understand completely what they're about.[0:22:11]   And I understand Andrew Schultz pretty well. But you're going to see a side of Andrew Schultz on this unreleased restricted video. It's such a good idea. Did you hear what happened?[0:22:21]   Andrew Schultz did a podcast with the Nelk Boys in November, 2022 when he was promoting his big special. Remember the one where he said, man, the streamers, the streamers want to take down my jokes. So I decided to put it on YouTube.[0:22:37]   He was doing this big promotional push and he did the Nelk Boys podcast. I guess it went so bad that they didn't release it. Andrew said, nah, man, that ain't it. That ain't it, dog. We could do better, dog. That ain't it.[0:22:51]   So it was shelved. And I guess Kyle from the Nelk Boys brought up that Andrew Schultz wanted it taken down. He brought it up on a recent podcast.[0:22:59]   And the whole community, the whole world started saying, we want those tapes. And me too. I was watching this. I was watching the Nelk Boys when he said, yeah, Andrew wanted us to take this podcast down. And I was like, we need that podcast.[0:23:14]   A day later, the podcast came. I thought I was the only one who really wanted to see that, but apparently everyone wanted to see it. So the Nelk Boys put it out on Twitter.[0:23:25]   And we've got the tapes. We studied it very late last night. We were up till two 30 in the morning watching this unreleased tape. And boy, now I understand why Andrew Schultz didn't want anyone seeing this tape.[0:23:37]   Wow. This is a side of Schultz you've never seen before that coming up today. Very excited about that. Very excited. Thank you guys so much for being here today. It's really nice of you to come out and watch the red bar Friday night. Can you believe this Jules? Friday night, we're going to be, what time do we start here? What time is this in? It's 5 48 right now. What time is that in New York? Does anyone know?[0:24:07]   Is there a way to know this is fucking late, dude. We're going to be up till three.[0:24:14]   I'm very excited about that. We haven't had a late night boogie in a long time. Okay. So party time, party time. Excellent. Excellent. Um, okay.[0:24:24]   I'm, I'm really upset that, uh, and I hope you guys don't use this. Please stop doing Amazon prime day.[0:24:34]   All my deliveries are delayed because of, uh, you know, the people trying to take advantage of Amazon prime day, which by the way, I don't think you're getting any deals on Amazon prime day.[0:24:48]   You can't be, we always see these women online going, what are you guys doing for prime day? Are you getting anything on prime? Imagine having to wait all year for prime day.[0:24:58]   And what does prime day do to a good person like me? It delays my topicals. Okay.[0:25:05]   How many is it creams that I had to wait four days for? I should have gotten them the next day or maybe two days, but now I got to wait for my topicals.[0:25:15]   All my creams, all my beauty secrets, all that stuff I get from Amazon. You know, what's funny too about the topicals on Amazon.[0:25:22]   There's always some asshole who thinks that you can't buy something like that from Amazon. They go too good. Be careful, man.[0:25:31]   Cause it's probably going to be fake counterfeit topical. You know what a topical like a topical, uh, afferent gel or something like that.[0:25:39]   I don't want you to offer in gel by the way. Okay. I got a better regimen going on, but Hey, I got a lot of skin creams.[0:25:46]   I got a lot of, uh, face washes and lotions and all sorts of kinds of stuff going on on Amazon.[0:25:53]   And you'll always see a guy in the comments say something like, Ooh, yeah, mine was counterfeit. I got one. It's gotta be fake.[0:26:00]   I don't think so, bro. Did anyone get anything cool for prime day? We're going to open the phones here today and see what you think.[0:26:09]   Just kidding. I was just trying to buy time to figure out what I'm going to talk about first here today. We've got so much going on on the list.[0:26:15]   I don't even know where to start. What would be a great opening celebratory show note for everybody? Something to really scare them.[0:26:23]   Beautiful little video about a new method. We discussed on the show last week, the Abrams method.[0:26:30]   Abrams method is sweeping the nation right there in the, the actor's strike to sag.[0:26:37]   I'm part of SAG ACTRA. What's more revolting than the writer's strike. Well, now the actor's strike, I'm still completely against this.[0:26:49]   I am on the side of the, and this is not sarcasm. Don't you know, when she laughs like that, you think maybe I'm kidding.[0:26:55]   I am on the side of the companies, Netflix, the streamers, MGM grand, all these big, big, big, big companies. I want them to wipe out.[0:27:09]   You love those corpse. Yeah. I'm very excited for this. I hope they just start using British actors, not SAG actors. I hope they wipe it clean.[0:27:17]   I hope everybody gets fucked. I hope all these writers are homeless. Really. I was watching that Adam ruins everything guy again.[0:27:26]   He was on Hassan stream talking about the actor's strike. And do you know what these writers are doing right now? He goes, yeah, really backfired.[0:27:35]   So basically what happened is the president of Michael Eisenhower told all the writers that, yes, this isn't going to stop until we take your homes and your left with nothing.[0:27:45]   Okay. Well that backfired because we got so many donations after he said that, that now we are setting up, um, grants for writers.[0:27:56]   So if you're a writer right now, um, and you're out of work, you could get up to $10,000 to get you by to pay your rent.[0:28:04]   Can you believe this is happening? I want those people on the street. I really do. I can't explain to you how unfair this is.[0:28:13]   Why must they need a unit? Why then everything should have a union. We should be living in communist Russia.[0:28:20]   Don't let Ron Perlman here. You say that Ron Perlman. Can we play the Ron Perlman video? Cause I really liked that. Here he is. Ron Perlman, of course is, um, he's defending the actors and the writers.[0:28:33]   This is from sons of anarchy. Remember we need arthritis. Remember during sons of anarchy, when Ron Perlman had arthritis and couldn't ride and imagine how painful that would be to have arthritis.[0:28:46]   And then you're on a 16 hour drug run on your motorcycle. It's cold and you're going, there was all these closeup shots here. Cut to the closeup cam. This is Ron Perlman.[0:28:55]   I'm fine. I'm fine. You're not fine. You have arthritis and now you're not going to be a good motorcycle man anymore. Remember that sons of anarchy. Here he is threatening the companies.[0:29:12]   So I guess one of who was the person who said they're going to take away the houses. They said they're going to take away or they can't wait till you lose your house. Who said that?[0:29:23]   I thought it was Disney CEO, Bob Iger. There you go. I call him Michael Eisner. It was one of the guy like that. Yeah.[0:29:29]   So the Disney CEO made some remark saying, well, these writers aren't going to be happy until they lose their homes, which I would love that. They don't have homes by the way.[0:29:40]   Listen to this. Nope. It's going to do one of those things where I got to really be ready here. You're going to miss the opening. Here is Ron Perlman. Perlman. Nice last name, huh?[0:29:56]   Ron H. Perlman. Ron H. Perlman. There you go Davis. Here he is.[0:30:02]   The mother who said we're going to keep this thing going until people start losing their houses and their apartments.[0:30:11]   I love this. Listen to me mother. No bleeping. There's a lot of ways to lose your house. Some of it is financial. Some of it is karma and some of it is just figuring out who said that.[0:30:24]   And we know who said that and where he lives. There's a lot of ways to lose your house. You wish that on people. You wish that families starve while you're making $27 million dollars.[0:30:41]   There's nothing. Be careful mother. Be really careful. What are you going to do? That's the kind of that stirs up.[0:30:50]   Oooh. Do you want to beat the folk out of him? You're going to lose your house over a podcast?[0:30:57]   That's very Joey Diaz-like. You're going to lose your house over what? A podcast?[0:31:03]   That's awesome. So Ron Perlman is mad, but I couldn't believe. Yeah, they're setting up. They want grants and now the writers don't have to do any work at all.[0:31:11]   They could just sit around. They don't have to be good. And guess what? If they didn't get a gig this month, eh, grant money. Isn't that nice? They should do it for podcasters and comics too, huh? Wouldn't that be nice?[0:31:23]   Steeltoe should receive $10,000 this month because he couldn't earn a living. Ooh, please wipe these people clean. Really? And I don't understand. I don't understand how anyone would support this.[0:31:37]   You know, when's the last time you saw the actors or writers, uh, on the picket line for anybody else's strike? You think they're going to help the United postal service?[0:31:48]   You know, the United postal service doesn't have AC in their little white trucks that they've never updated. I heard that. Is that true? Those trucks could be redesigned by now, by the way, does anyone work for UPS that can confirm that?[0:32:02]   Well, not just UPS, but USPS, the mailman, them and those little white trucks. There's no AC. There's no windows. They're driving on the wrong side of the road. The door is wide open. The thing drives like a Polaris slingshot.[0:32:19]   And you need your packages. And I need my packages and the UPS drivers are all out of shape. They're all beaten down. Their nerves are shot. You know, they're showing up late to my house. FedEx is delayed every day. I'm paying $30.[0:32:32]   For a next day air FedEx shows up. Oh, sorry. We're delayed. Well, can I get the 30 back? No, please help me report FedEx for all my pack. Does anybody want a job here? The job is this every time FedEx delays my package, which is every day you file a complaint and get that, uh, shipping charge reverse.[0:32:55]   You know how hard that is? That that's a full day to go on fedex.com and figure that out. How to manage your address. Just logging in is a tremendous, uh, you know, opportunity or something. Okay.[0:33:10]   Because I worked at UPS can confirm no AC, no AC. So the actors and the writers want to get paid a little bit more for doing nothing. Adam ruins everything. Did you see that show? He was complaining that they only paid him $20,000 for his contribution. It's like it shows horrible. The show wouldn't even be good on YouTube. Why do you deserve? You deserve money just because you want money. You want to be a working writer. Well,[0:33:40]   that blows my mind. Okay. How about this? I want to be a huge rock star. No, one's hiring me. Uh, so I should just get some money because that's my dream. That's nuts. Let's really think about this, but Mike, there'll be not enough shows. So they should have a nicer guy as the face of all these strike YouTube videos. I don't know if Adam is exactly.[0:34:09]   Adam earns every day. I would like to ruin war of, yeah. I, um, and um,[0:34:14]   what was my last final thought on that? On these actors? Oh man, you blew it. You, you kicked it out of my ketosis here. There was something very important to finish this off.[0:34:25]   Oh, the actors, the actors, the actors, they're on strike now. And oh, I wish, and I hope that they're not allowed to podcast. How about that? You know, like Andrew Santino, if you're a member of sag, uh, Andrew Santino, who else?[0:34:45]   You shouldn't be able to podcast that's acting. You're lying. You and Bobby Lee playing bad friend.[0:34:54]   The lie show. It breaks my heart. Every time I get a listener, Mike, you got to see what happened on bad friends, Bobby Lee and Santino are in a fight.[0:35:03]   That's called acting practice.[0:35:08]   That's not allowed. They're doing improv. They should not be allowed to act for money. Oh, that's my alarm here. Hello.[0:35:17]   Oh, good. Yeah. Thank you so much. Yeah. You can just leave those here. Thank you. Sorry about that. My rabbi.[0:35:25]   Okay. We've got a great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great day. Let's put on some good stuff. Okay. Let's show them that I Abrams method. Huh? Is that a next step?[0:35:34]   So I talked about the Abrams method, the, uh, the one that Chris Delia is using the one that Logan Paul is using that method that they're using to cry on camera.[0:35:46]   Okay. You could clearly see when you see, uh, Chris Delia getting choked up, asking for a tissue that's that's so Abrams dude.[0:35:54]   And if anybody is familiar with Abrams, you would know his methods, you know, the minute you see him, uh, the elephant graveyard.[0:36:02]   Thank you. Yes. The elephant graveyard. Did you see this here? We'll do this. This is a debut. So maybe we should lower the lights here. Let me get out my little program here.[0:36:12]   See if this works. Our whole studio is operated on the go V Phillips shoe. This is all Phillips shoe and go V 89 bucks for the whole studio lights.[0:36:23]   So if you want to copy red bar studio or have cool lighting, just get Govee. All these are just lights. My main light here that's on me is just a light strip from Govee 89 bucks.[0:36:37]   And I'm going to use the Govee app right now to turn off my key light. And that way we could watch our movie. Isn't that cool? Here it is from the elephant graveyard.[0:36:49]   I remember I said, uh, that I wanted something like this. So this is beautiful. The Abrams method, unlock the full spectrum of human emotion today.[0:37:00]   Here you are folks. Hello and welcome to the Abrams Academy online for over 70 years, the Abrams Academy has helped train actors and performers in the ability to fully emote on screen and stage using our patented and proprietary methods.[0:37:15]   You will be able to fully and convincingly engage with the entire spectrum of human emotion. The Abrams method will give to you the ability to unlock and unleash all your inner emotions using several complex, but easy to grasp techniques developed by Hollywood historical legend, Howard Abrams.[0:37:32]   The Abrams method has been used for decades in show business from Goliath blockbuster films to the new world of digital media, YouTube, comedy, and podcasts.[0:37:42]   Performers from every facet of the entertainment world have employed the Abrams method to fully engage and connect with their audience from Goliath blockbuster films to the new world of digital media, YouTube, comedy, and podcasts.[0:37:57]   Performers from every facet of the entertainment world have employed the Abrams method to fully engage and connect with their audience.[0:38:06]   To fully access the Abrams method, sign up on our website at www.abramsacting.com. Punch in your credit card number right away and you will be granted access to some of the most prized knowledge.[0:38:17]   With only a few lessons, you will discover capabilities you never thought possible.[0:38:23]   Purchase the course now and learn these critical techniques like the wipe, the double wipe, the embusher, the palm break, the abyssal glance, laying on hands, three levels of fingerwork from beginner to advanced.[0:38:45]   Tissue strategy, and so many more. We only ask that you use these powerful abilities in the pursuit of authentic art and never to weaponize them in a criminal manner such as covering up a crime or conning the innocent.[0:39:00]   Visit us today at abramsacting.com and sign up for our program. It will only cost you a few thousand dollars and you will walk away with a special skill that will give you a leg up on the competition.[0:39:10]   That's abramsacting.com. Just a few thousand bucks, so you simply got to do it. Abramsacting.com.[0:39:20]   It's L.A.[0:39:23]   Howard Abrams got his start in the silent film era as a child actor whose powerful performances stunned audiences.[0:39:30]   As Abrams' career developed, he found himself being approached by his colleagues on set who demanded to know what a secret was that allowed him to emote so authentically.[0:39:39]   He began to compile his techniques into a guidebook he could sell to fellow actors for a nickel.[0:39:44]   But soon the interest in these secrets was so high he couldn't produce enough books to meet the demand.[0:39:48]   So he decided to invest all the nickels he had earned from his book sales and launched the Abrams Acting Academy in 1931.[0:39:57]   And it continues to be the number one school for aspiring performers in film, television, and even podcasts.[0:40:04]   In 1972, the cinema world was shocked when Howard Abrams was accused by the state of murdering his wife, Bernadette Topping, whose body was discovered floating in the pool at his Hollywood Hills mansion.[0:40:16]   The case was initially ruled an accident, but evidence was later revealed that implicated Abrams in the wrongful death of Bernadette, who he affectionately called Burnsy.[0:40:27]   The evidence against Howard Abrams was overwhelming and undeniable, but Abrams simply did what he was born into this world to do.[0:40:35]   Perform.[0:40:37]   He employed his very own Abrams technique on the jury and it worked.[0:40:40]   He was cleared of all charges. And if that's not a glowing endorsement for the product, then I just don't know what else you want.[0:40:48]   Abrams acting dot com.[0:40:51]   Credit card.[0:40:55]   Very nice. So the Abrams method does exist, as you can see.[0:41:00]   The best part about this, this was posted on our Leo Dominique group, of course.[0:41:08]   Let's get this on. Look at this.[0:41:10]   The Leo Dominique group, of course, our Facebook group.[0:41:14]   Was there a comment? Did we pull that comment there?[0:41:17]   There was a comment.[0:41:19]   Yeah. Wait, Jules is pulling it up because I got to show you one of our one of our dedicated audience members made a comment about the Abrams method video that I'd like to share with you here today.[0:41:33]   Jules is pulling that up.[0:41:34]   And we'll show you that this is one of my favorite parts of this whole Abrams video that was done by Elephant Graveyard, by the way.[0:41:43]   He's got some brilliant little video pieces on YouTube.[0:41:48]   I hope people are enjoying his Abrams method piece there.[0:41:53]   And please use that anytime you see Logan crying, Chris D'Elia crying, Rick Glassman.[0:41:58]   Make sure people know they're using the Abrams method. Here's proof.[0:42:02]   We're just waiting on that. Is this it here?[0:42:06]   Here it is. The bring back group. Okay. Let's look through some of these comments here. These are great.[0:42:11]   So here it is. Paul posted this in our Facebook group the other day. I just love Facebook. I love the censorship.[0:42:20]   The Abrams method. There it is. And then let's look at some of these comments here.[0:42:26]   So everybody was really loving it. I said, holy incredible. And then here's Donna Rowe.[0:42:32]   There's Donna and she says, these are some of Abrams successes coming from a literal murderer. Makes sense, I guess.[0:42:44]   You see this? Love that. And then she shows a screenshot of Logan Paul, of course, and Jake Paul.[0:42:53]   And again, she says, these are some of Abrams successes coming from a literal murderer. Makes sense, I guess.[0:43:03]   Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Donna Rowe. Abrams is a murderer. He murdered his wife. You saw that there in the video.[0:43:11]   Don't forget to go to Abrams acting.com. Oh, of course. There's Abrams acting.com.[0:43:17]   Does everybody understand Donna Rowe? Here she is. Donna Rowe.[0:43:25]   And she, uh, she's pretty disgusted that Logan, Paul and Krista Lee and all these people, uh, use the Abrams method.[0:43:35]   Because, uh, she just learned from the video that Abrams is a murderer. You guys get that?[0:43:42]   Oh, shout out to Donna. Oh Donna, they're saying. Oh Donna, LOL, no Donna. I say, LOL, yes Donna.[0:43:55]   Credit card. Credit card, huh Donna? Pretty crazy that Abrams school is pretty sick, huh Donna?[0:44:03]   Pretty nuts. Uh, look at this though. It comes with a website. Here it is. The Abrams Academy.[0:44:09]   Unlock the full spectrum of human emotion. The Abrams Academy of acting home of the Abrams method.[0:44:15]   Look at this. You've got a hole. Okay. Isn't stop enough? No, you have to like go. That's insane.[0:44:23]   That's insane. Hit and stop. It's not like I just wiped it away. That's not snooze. That's stop.[0:44:29]   No, no, no. Snooze is snooze. I hit stop. Am I still greened out here? I got about a thousand alarms.[0:44:37]   None of them are green. You'd think stop is enough. My nerves are shot.[0:44:42]   Ah, there's the founder. Of course, this is the Abrams method. Here's the guys. You have the success stories.[0:44:49]   Of course. And of course, Donna is outraged that these guys, Oh, look at that.[0:44:55]   Chris D'Elia reaching for the tissues here. Chris looks nice.[0:44:58]   He was very unhappy today that he was not put on the list of top comedian hunks. Did you see that?[0:45:06]   Look at this little guy, man. Doesn't look too much like a hunk anymore, huh?[0:45:11]   Uh, so very cool. Shout out to elephant graveyard. What's member access here? So you could, yeah, look at all this.[0:45:18]   It's all here. So anytime, yeah, you see these guys doing a little cry, make sure their audience knows.[0:45:24]   That they've been using this Abrams method, right? Donna, Donna Rowe, Donna Rowe.[0:45:32]   Donna Rowe probably sent me a nice gift in the mail. We got some nice gifts here to show people. Huh?[0:45:37]   It's one of them from Donna Rowe. I got the nicest gift. Should we show that little Chris D'Elia thing?[0:45:43]   Yeah. I'm trying to find the actual clip so that you don't have to watch the clip clip here.[0:45:47]   Clip clip. Yeah. Why don't you send that over? I think it's around here somewhere.[0:45:52]   Millennial rat man. Donna made this for sure. I'm reading our chat system here today.[0:45:59]   Abrams method extra. Okay. Here it is. Uh, what time? This is from Chris.[0:46:05]   Just a quick one here. Chris D'Elia on the golden hour. There he is. What time code?[0:46:11]   I think 2030. 2030. So they're going over a list here of the hottest standup comedian.[0:46:18]   It's not like hot as in good or popular, but like looks wise. And Chris gets a little 20 minutes you say?[0:46:25]   2030. 2030. Okay. Chris gets a little, uh, or 20, 20 minutes, 20 minutes.[0:46:31]   20 minutes. Just searching the Tran script. Ooh, Robin Tran.[0:46:36]   Robin Tran. I had sex with Robin Tran this week.[0:46:40]   Fucked her in the ass. You've been out and about lately.[0:46:44]   I came to this conclusion that, um, the Tana, Tana mo mojo has a tranny that is like full boobs.[0:46:53]   Everything got everything there, right? She's done the whole Lila.[0:46:58]   She's done the whole makeover where you think it's a girl. Now I'm not into that.[0:47:04]   I am in a trans people that just dress up like a girl.[0:47:10]   I think I figured this out. If you just dress up like a girl, you're fine.[0:47:14]   Surgery is no joke. You don't want to put yourself through surgery. Okay.[0:47:18]   Now how many surgeries I've said, no, thank you to the doctor to imagine being in surgery.[0:47:23]   That's a big deal. People get surgeries way too easily.[0:47:27]   I'm not just talking about transfer to any surgery, dental surgery.[0:47:31]   You know, I got a mouth full of cavities because I won't go to the dentist.[0:47:35]   I would say if you're getting surgery, even if you need surgery, forget the trans stuff.[0:47:42]   If you're getting surgery, you're a fucking cuckoo.[0:47:45]   All right, here they are. They're looking at the list.[0:47:48]   It's like, there's still though, there's like a level, you know, there's a level like you have to have.[0:47:53]   When does comedy come into a play where it's not weird?[0:47:57]   But the problem is when you add gay on top of that, it gets all skewed.[0:48:00]   Yes. I think that, I think that if you could, I don't think it has to do with when does comedy come into play.[0:48:08]   I think that you can be, I think you can be a 10 and be funny.[0:48:12]   I just think it's super rare because women who are so fucking attractive, they don't have to develop that.[0:48:19]   They don't have to be funny.[0:48:21]   They don't need those skills. They don't have to be funny.[0:48:23]   He's doing the Andrew Schultz thing where they're so, they think they just discovered one of the most basic sentences of all time.[0:48:28]   Chris Dilly and Andrew Schultz are very similar with this.[0:48:32]   They'll tell you something that you heard 50 years ago from a child, but they'll tell you it as if they just came up with it today.[0:48:38]   When you're sitting with a couple of dumb guys, you can get too excited to share the world's wisdom.[0:48:46]   This is happening a lot. A lot of the world's wisdoms are getting kind of buried.[0:48:50]   And since there's so much new content now, the younger generations aren't really going back.[0:48:55]   So almost every 10 years, it's like, if you look at Matt Rife's standup right now, he's saying a bunch of shit that's like, no duh.[0:49:04]   We learned about this when we were three, but they didn't.[0:49:07]   That generation is literally just learning about this now from Matt Rife.[0:49:12]   That worries me.[0:49:14]   You know, because back in the day, like when we were kids, we kind of knew about all of our parents' content because there wasn't a lot of content.[0:49:26]   We weren't buried in it. So we had to go back. We watched Gilligan's Island.[0:49:31]   We had to watch all those old shows. So we kind of knew everything our parents knew.[0:49:37]   And it wasn't that hard to catch up because there wasn't a lot of new stuff taking over our time.[0:49:42]   Now there's so much new stuff. These kids don't know anything unless it just happened, you know?[0:49:50]   And Chris D'Elia and Andrew Schultz and Matt Rife, they're the kings of this.[0:49:54]   They're the kings of telling you something that's like, yeah, I learned that in third grade. Why are you so excited? Here he is.[0:50:00]   It's funny. They don't have to. So why would, it's like so much easier to chill. It's so much easier to chill and be like, you do the talking, bring me stuff.[0:50:08]   But who's the hottest person?[0:50:10]   We've got to be funny.[0:50:12]   I've got to be funny.[0:50:15]   Okay. Okay. You argue Matt Rife, but Matt Rife is who he is, but he's been who he is in his head.[0:50:23]   You'd like to go on a little hotel night with Matt Rife, huh? He'd be a great partner for you.[0:50:27]   You and Matt Rife would be great. Keeping secrets. Oh my God. Can't you see them slapping hands all loose and cool at the end of the show?[0:50:36]   Let's go back to the hotel. Let's slap hands. Michael Lenoche. Huh?[0:50:42]   Let's give that Michael Lenoche a scare. If you got a second, go over to Instagram, find this comedian, Michael Lenoche, be like, dude, all your secrets are about to be exposed on red bar.[0:50:55]   His whole life when he was 16, he was, uh, yeah. Uh, yeah. He had weird teeth. Nobody was wanting that shit. No.[0:51:03]   And he grew into his shit. So he built up his shit. He's funny. Caterpillar. Yeah. You know, but so, and it's like, yeah, sure. I got these shoulders, but you know what I mean? It's like, I had to come out.[0:51:18]   Something about me, bro. Listen, if I was, if I was as funny as some of the attractive comics, I would be working at UPS.[0:51:28]   Yeah. Okay. I understand that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You hear what he's saying?[0:51:32]   He's trying to say the attractive comics aren't funny. He's way funnier. If he was as funny as the attractive comics, he'd be working at UPS. That's how, cause he's so ugly.[0:51:44]   No, no, no. You're less funny than the attractive comic. I hope you know that. I hope Eric Griffin knows that. Nobody's looking at you as a funny man.[0:51:53]   Right? Eric Griffin, you think you're like a funny guy. You're not.[0:52:03]   Something about me. I'm just saying, you know, also there's like four attractive comedians. I don't like that.[0:52:15]   If girls are saying after your show, if you say, how was the show? And if the girl immediately says, oh, he's so hot, then I'm out. I'm out on this person.[0:52:27]   You know who found this clip? Leo Dominique. I'll tell you this Leo Dominique. I'm going to, it makes me not want to cover what he finds. You know, if Leo Dominique finds it, what's what good is it?[0:52:40]   I'm telling you mark my words right now. Do not trust Leo Dominique. Please guys trust me on this. You'll see. You'll be like, wow, I can't believe it. Mike was so right about Leo Dominique.[0:52:53]   I'm terrified of the guy. I still trust him for now. Tara fucking Fied. I'm going to, it's going to be a big ordeal with this Leo Dominique one day.[0:53:02]   Now that I've said that I should be safe for when the ordeal comes, right? As long as you call it, you can't really be held responsible when it happens.[0:53:13]   So I'm saying it now, Leo Dominique, we should, if you are a listener, let's do stuff to him behind the scenes. I'm just kidding. Actually, Leo Dominique is probably great.[0:53:26]   I have a fear when I see Leo Dominique, I'm afraid to go to my own group here running your own demise at the hands of Leo Dominique.[0:53:34]   Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right. Turning on you already because this is a self-fulfilling prophecy. I'll go as far as to say Leo Dominique has been setting us up the whole time.[0:53:44]   There's nothing, there's no turn. The turn he's always been against us. That's what I feel. That's my guy.[0:53:54]   Not me. Sorry. It's my gut. I got a lot of things going on in my gut. One of them is that Jules is going to die very, very, very soon, leaving me alone.[0:54:02]   And I will not do the show without her. By the way, I will continue collecting the payments. If she dies, if you give up on that, what do you, you know, that's crazy.[0:54:13]   And then the other thing I'm sure of is that Leo Dominique will, will really fuck me one day. You know, very, very soon.[0:54:25]   Okay. Are they going to go over this list? I'm never going to get that. It's always going to be that guy was fun. Oh, by the way, I'm kidding about Leo Dominique.[0:54:33]   That's all I want. They're coming to different, oh, dude, let's look at this list. What is it?[0:54:39]   Wow. Well, yeah, of course he's number one.[0:54:43]   Chris is, so this is the list here that they're looking of the hot hunk comedians and Chris really, this really, look at him.[0:54:52]   Look at his little face when he sees Matt Rife here. Here, watch this.[0:54:55]   Let's look at this list. What is it? Number one. Wow. Well, yeah, of course he's number one.[0:54:59]   But then it goes to, it's like off already. There's some monsters in there already on the, on the screen. Like, are you kidding me? Trevor knows hands on.[0:55:10]   Who is Bo Burnham here? Bo Burnham's on the last stage. 32. Who's he dating? Phoebe Bridgers with that square ass, those short little legs at lesbian head.[0:55:22]   Bo Burnham is dating Phoebe Bridgers from the band that, and I quote, said this war criminal.[0:55:31]   Do you guys follow in this band? What are they called? Brother George. What are they called? Boy Genius. Boy Genius.[0:55:39]   That should scare you. Boy Genius should scare you. Love them. No, no, no. There's in fact a new band coming to take them down.[0:55:48]   What's the new band called? Finally, I don't have to listen to Phoebe anymore. We got a Phoebe copycat and she's way better. Who's the new one?[0:55:56]   Oh, Claude.[0:55:59]   Bo Burnham is dating a lesbian, Phoebe Bridgers. Look at her butt pic. It is a square butt, similar to the square butt found in this movie with this girl's got hair all over the side of her face.[0:56:11]   Have you seen this movie? What is that movie called? We watched a horror, influencer, right? We watched a horror movie called influencer and one of the girls in this movie has a real birthmark on her face.[0:56:24]   It's all hairy. It's like a patch of fur. And she's at a nude scene towards the end of the movie, which was really weird. The movie is like wrapping up.[0:56:33]   And then she does her first nude scene while taking a blood wash off shower after doing some killings. Very weird timing for a nude scene.[0:56:46]   We've been watching the movie for an hour and 45 minutes and now you're doing, you didn't need to show her square ass in the shower. Have you ever seen where they pan down and girls got a perfectly square ass?[0:56:57]   That's bullying. Uh, but that's what Phoebe Bridgers have and Bo Burnham is grabbing that thing. So he must be a lesbian homo or some shit.[0:57:06]   All right, let's see what Chris does next. He's not too happy that he is not on the list. Of course, Brendan has, uh, Brendan, Brendan kind of hopes people think he's hot probably, but knows better than to ever.[0:57:22]   He would never bring that up. He would never even dream. He is maybe a little.[0:57:26]   Maybe that he was one of the hunky comics of all time. You didn't make the list. You know what? You got Trevor Noah on the list. You got Seth Meyers, who is a hideous old man.[0:57:37]   I know. I mean, Seth Meyers is one of the ugliest people. Chris Hardwick again. I mean, really though that Seth Meyers might be one of the creepiest old men I've ever seen.[0:57:51]   All right, let's see what Chris does next. Chris Hardwick? Come on, Anthony just like he's a looker. Who's doing this stuff? Yeah. Who's putting this on?[0:58:04]   I vote Chris. I vote Chris DiStefano. No homo. Pause. He's all right. Chris is up there. Amen. Steve Martin, dude. He's 150. Well, we age well men.[0:58:16]   Kumail, Jack. I mean, all right. Come on. Look at this. What's wrong with Kumail? Because he's not from your country? I think Kumail is very attractive. In fact, he's been my workout inspo.[0:58:29]   I got the same body as Kumail under here. Okay. Greek Gad. Yeah. Kumail is one of the finest songs I've ever seen. How's Kumail's body holding up, by the way? I haven't seen him in a while.[0:58:43]   We got to watch. What was his show that he's in? That HBO show? Oh, yeah. He's in a little show. Was it called Project Greenlight?[0:58:53]   Project Greenlight is back. This is the show that gave Shia LaBeouf his start. It used to be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They show you how to make a movie.[0:59:04]   Go look at the new Project Greenlight. This is on Max and HBO Max. And then you'll see it's just some weird black woman, a weird Chinese woman, another weird black woman.[0:59:16]   No whites. And then Kumail Nanjiani. They're going to show us how to make an all non-white movie. Good luck, ladies.[0:59:25]   But we should watch that and check up on his bod. Yeah, we should check up on his bod. I'd like to see that. Dude, that's crazy.[0:59:32]   Who was number three? It was like, first of all, Andy Samberg. It's like, all right, two? Don.[0:59:41]   I think Jost is attractive. Andy Samberg, no way. Mulaney neither, though. Seth Meyers, fuck you.[0:59:52]   Chris Harwick, come on. No, all of these are not right.[0:59:56]   Jeselnik should be two on that list. Right? For that, you don't think Jeselnik's better looking than Harwick, Whitehall, Meyers?[1:00:05]   Jeselnik should be number two. Okay, fellas. There they are. Thank you, Leo Dominique for pointing this out to me.[1:00:14]   Leo! Leo the Lion. That's a nice, strong name. I had a step-grandfather named Leo. He is dead in the ground.[1:00:23]   I wonder how his corpse is looking. Do you still have his art? Remember those cute little drawings? I've thrown away every...[1:00:30]   I don't own anything from over four years ago anymore. I've given it all away. I only have new stuff. Only new stuff.[1:00:42]   I just realized this the other day. I literally was looking around my home. I only have stuff within the last four years that was purchased within the last four years.[1:00:50]   I have no greeting cards. Nothing. No memories left. I've lost them all. Is that bad? Am I going to regret that one day throwing away all these memories?[1:01:01]   I don't like to keep stuff. I throw away everything. You should try that too. No, I don't like the way old stuff looks unless it's really cool and expensive.[1:01:11]   I don't like all these old notebooks from school. Meed. Is that it? Meed? I have some of your old notebooks from school. Well, you better hide those from me.[1:01:21]   There's this little story Mike wrote that I have to read. The boy. I wrote some really killer stuff in third grade. I'm not reading that now. I don't feel like doing that now.[1:01:31]   No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No Jewish literature on this show. Maybe I'll publish some of my Jewish literature. When I was a kid, I was obsessed with just writing about Judaism.[1:01:44]   So, okay. What should we do next year? We've got a lot of stuff to get stupid ass clips about Chris D'Elia that probably Leo Dominique posted.[1:01:55]   I don't know. I want to keep going. How about his son? Oh yeah. You want to see his side. So, um, I think we showed you this. We showed you his son on the picket lines with Adam ruins, everything and how his son gets super uncomfortable.[1:02:09]   You know, who's who his son's like when he interviews his son, piker, you know who he's like Anthony Fantano. Remember we showed you how bad Anthony Fantano is at interviewing people too.[1:02:23]   He has no business doing it. Just like me, just like me. You want to know why I don't have guests on the show? I could care less what they're saying.[1:02:31]   I have zero interest. Okay. So I learned this a long time ago. I go, I actually don't like interviewing people. I don't like talking with people. I just, you know, want to speed through it and get to where they know the parts where I get to say stuff.[1:02:47]   So I said, no guests, but you got a lot of guys out there that just think they need to be doing what everyone else is doing.[1:02:54]   And if you're online, if you're hosting a Twitch stream, or if you're doing YouTube videos, you also got to be an interviewer, right? That's what everyone needs to do now is be an interviewer, which is a very hard job.[1:03:06]   And it's really not meant for everybody to be doing. But nowadays, if you're online, you're an interviewer. Now it's like having a Twitter, you do interviews now.[1:03:17]   And we're going to show you, I think this is going to become a tradition where every time Hassan steps out of his comfort zone and interview someone, we'll show you a quick clip. This is a good one. If you like that Fantano business, you're going to love this. Here he comes. Hassan Peyker. Do you guys like Hassan as much as I do? I really like Hassan.[1:03:36]   He was interviewing. Look at this. Hassan debates. And this is the first time I've ever heard of this woman. Look at this.[1:03:43]   Now Jules seemed to know exactly who this woman was. What is her name? Jules? Here she is. Marianne Williamson. Marianne Williamson.[1:03:52]   I'm supposed to know who this is. This is the Democratic nominee. This is who they chose to compete against Biden this year.[1:04:03]   And I'm supposed to know who this is. I had never heard the name. I have never seen a picture. I didn't know they were doing presidents right now. I didn't.[1:04:13]   The only thing I know about this is Biden. I know Biden who people do not give a chance to. Close your eyes right now and picture Biden. What's he doing? Smiling! He's nice. He's nice. I don't understand what's so bad about him.[1:04:31]   Now I don't know. Think back too. Here's another thing. Close your eyes. Think back about what Biden... I don't even remember him running for president. How did he get president? Did he run? Or was he given president from...[1:04:49]   Now I remember there was this guy, Barack Obama, war criminal. Barack Obama. Okay. I couldn't believe it. Barack Obama was found. He likes Boy Genius, this band. He posted about it. And the woman from the band, Boy Genius, retweeted it saying, war criminal.[1:05:05]   And Barack Obama was probably delete, delete, delete. You know, I couldn't believe she said that. That's a little mean. You know, to be mean to Obama is crazy. I mean, it's not often you get the chance to own Obama. It's not nice. And then, so think back to Biden. First of all, I can't remember one thing that he said. I don't remember him running for president. I really don't. And then I can't believe he is the president.[1:05:35]   But when people go, Biden, so bad, I close my eyes. I picture him. I see him smiling ear to ear, being funny as fuck. Now, maybe I'm wrong. But I think he's nice. So I can't believe they're trying to run another president here. What's the why? You got Biden. He's doing great. There's really no problems. And then Hassan is going to interview this woman. So now people running for president are coming[1:06:05]   on Hassan's crooked bedroom streams in front of his wall of tchotchke to answer questions,[1:06:15]   or I guess just run their mouth about the promises they're going to be. I get this woman[1:06:19]   is not going to be president, not my fucking president. Try that in a small town. You'll[1:06:25]   be raped. You will be raped. Come to a small town. I'd like to shove stuff in you. You[1:06:32]   ever been fucked with a gun in a small town? And is she must be as old as Biden too. Look,[1:06:40]   she's dying her hair. You know, who is going to be here? Here's something before we show[1:06:43]   you this one, we've got a prediction. And we came up with this last night while high.[1:06:49]   I think the only answer to this presidency for real Taylor Swift, I think we could all[1:06:57]   agree that she's the only person for president, not now, maybe in 10 years. I think she'd[1:07:03]   do a great job. I think we need a nice lady in the office. Very sweet. She's not doing[1:07:10]   anything bad. She's not doing anything twisted. She's just a nice lady. And I think she could[1:07:15]   do it. I mean, and she has to do it. I mean, think about this. She's on a, how many city[1:07:21]   stadium tours she's doing stadiums every weekend for the rest of her life. She's going to tie[1:07:27]   her from that. What's the next level what's after stadium tour, the biggest stadium tour[1:07:32]   of the world's ever seen talking to crowds of upwards, 100,000 people tonight. What's[1:07:38]   next president nice lady. She could do songs. She could do, would you guys vote for her?[1:07:49]   Wouldn't that put this to rest? I mean, come on, what do you want to be fighting about[1:07:52]   this every day? You can't be fighting about president every day. That can't be the way[1:07:57]   you live your life. So elect Taylor Swift, let her do 20 years of president. And hopefully[1:08:04]   by the time she's done, we'll all be dead, but you can have this woman, you know, I spice[1:08:10]   for vice. They're saying spice for vice. Wouldn't that be nice? I did say it should be Taylor[1:08:15]   Swift and a gay homo black dude, which is ice spice. I spice is a homo. Yum. Yum. Ice[1:08:26]   cream. Yum. Gang, gang. All right. Here is a Hassan. Let's see how nervous she is. So[1:08:32]   anytime here's what you got to do. If you're one of these people who makes fun of his son[1:08:36]   because of his political differences, go Adam with this angle, go out and go Hassan seems[1:08:43]   like you get really nervous when interviewing people. You're really bad at interviews. We[1:08:50]   were, you'll see they were zooming in. Use this. This is what will hurt him. You guys[1:08:56]   always go about this the wrong way. You say things to these people that don't hurt them[1:09:00]   at all. Here's a sign in this woman. Watch this shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Mary Wilson's[1:09:06]   in the building. Here you go. She's running for president away on the democratic ticket[1:09:16]   and we have some. We have some questions. Okay, yeah, I the chats already going crazy.[1:09:24]   They're very excited before we get started. I'm going to really quickly do this. Okay,[1:09:29]   all right. Okay, so first and foremost, thank you for coming. Thank you for having me. This[1:09:36]   is probably the weirdest interview that you've ever conducted. I suspect because you know,[1:09:42]   how often do you go to a random person's house and then sit in front of their weird background[1:09:49]   and talk to them? This is not how Hassan acts, by the way. Okay. If you ever see him when[1:09:54]   he's alone, he's, you know, going crazy. He's very comfortable. So cool. Not what he's got[1:10:00]   to guess. He, this is highly inappropriate, by the way, to said people running for president[1:10:06]   over to Hassan's house to sit next to them at his computer station. He treats them as[1:10:11]   if there's some fucking nerd that's just come over to hang out on his stream. You got to[1:10:16]   turn towards this woman. I mean, if someone is sitting there looking you in the eye, you[1:10:21]   can't turn your back to them, especially if it's an old lady. I'll tell you what, it doesn't phase[1:10:26]   her at all. She sits here for two hours during this awkward nonsense. She should have got up and[1:10:31]   walked away. Look at nervous Hassan. Watch this. As you can see everyone in the, everyone that's[1:10:38]   watching just like respond in real time. Have you ever done one of these before? Well, first of all,[1:10:42]   you're not a random weird person. Most of my adult life has been spent in Los Angeles. So this[1:10:48]   doesn't look that weird to me. What is it? This woman's voice. Why does he talk like this, man?[1:10:53]   Yo, I'm going to be pre... Who is this fucking woman? People know her. Everybody in the chat[1:11:00]   knows her very well. They know all about her. She was pretty popping during the last election.[1:11:05]   She's a memorable persona. You see this red hat, Miriam? It means not welcome.[1:11:10]   I think Trump.[1:11:15]   Look at this nervous fucking wreck, dude. This is how you get to his son. If you want to bother[1:11:20]   Hassan, just point out how nervous he gets doing these interviews. Someone will be like,[1:11:28]   Oh, I'm here. Share some nice thing about themselves or like tell a story or whatever.[1:11:33]   And then he just goes, yeah, well soon. Yeah. They don't listen. I mean, they'll let this woman[1:11:39]   we'll talk for a half hour. Then Hassan will go. Like, for example, we watched this video the[1:11:44]   other day on Drumeo, which was a YouTube channel for drummers and drummer from Megadeth. We love[1:11:54]   him. Have you guys seen the drummer from Megadeth? He's so sweet. So nice. And they were like, Hey,[1:12:02]   he'd never heard the song Mr. Brightside before. So he was playing his own drum track to Mr.[1:12:07]   Brightside while not having heard the actual drum track. He does an amazing job. And then[1:12:12]   all the guys who asked him to come here and do this video are like, sweet man. Thanks.[1:12:17]   This is what I mean. Nobody has any business doing these interviews,[1:12:20]   yet all of YouTube is now interviews with people who can't interview. They're not comfortable.[1:12:25]   They're not having any fun. They don't want to do it. So why do they make life so hard for[1:12:30]   themselves? Why do they do it? You don't do it, but Nope. They've got to interview. They got to[1:12:34]   swap clout partners. Here, watch it. We haven't even gotten to that nervousness is what it is.[1:12:39]   Yeah. That part is definitely strange. You're in town. You're doing some media right now.[1:12:50]   I saw you, not recently, but you a while back went on the Dave Rubin show to explain to him[1:12:57]   talking like a child, important concepts such as systemic racism and how it exists. So that was[1:13:03]   pretty good. Yeah. This is what you wear for the president. He look lines, Godzilla licensed[1:13:10]   artwork, shirt, the stupid chain. I mean, really, this is no way to dress in front of the president.[1:13:17]   It was pretty cute. I mean, this is a pretty sexy president. I'd say she needs some upper lip[1:13:22]   surgery. If she wants to get the game, what does this woman's bazams look like? Cause I mean,[1:13:27]   does she have giant giant political tits? I've never seen this woman in my life.[1:13:35]   It's not even new to him. Hello, you can sit in here if you want right there, just finger right[1:13:40]   in our hair is watch when she starts. We can barely hear her. Okay, I'm going to try to see[1:13:44]   if I can boost your game here, but you can just like yell a little bit or get a little bit closer[1:13:49]   to the microphone is the best we got. Unfortunately, no, it shouldn't be. You're a[1:13:52]   millionaire. Anyway, today is probably going to be a little bit different than the normal interview[1:14:02]   that you get. You already said that you do, but I'm sure it'll be fine. And we can talk about[1:14:06]   like different trends and culture, especially considering that you have a lot of prominence[1:14:11]   on TikTok or you're, you're, you're all over TikTok. You're more on TikTok than I am. I would[1:14:18]   say. How do you feel about that? I feel seen and heard by young people. This is what he's doing[1:14:25]   while she talks. Actually, my message to them has been that they're not even 20th century people[1:14:31]   and they shouldn't live their lives at the effect of bad economic ideas leftover from the 20th[1:14:35]   century. Eyes over there. I feel seen and heard. Imagine being interviewed by some of their acting[1:14:40]   like this by me. Okay. That's cool. She's like, are you even listening to a word? She's saying[1:14:47]   that's cool. They don't have an institutional memory of a time ever in their lives. When it[1:14:52]   felt like government was on their side and they feel that government policy, understandably,[1:14:56]   they feel this way because it's fact does more to thwart than to support their own dreams for[1:15:01]   self-actualization and living the lives they want to live. Okay. That's pretty cool. Okay.[1:15:09]   He's like bopping. Like he's doing a ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream,[1:15:19]   send me gifts. Guys. We're doing a gifts here. Sending some gifts. The system should be working,[1:15:24]   right? Gifts are gifts with a T where they're popping up. It's giving me how much are those[1:15:31]   worth an ice cream cone? How much is an ice cream cone worth on red bar? $50. That'd be a $50 gift.[1:15:38]   Thank you. Thank you. All right. Give me some good Jules. How about just like a little bit of[1:15:43]   Tony? Tony C Hinchcliffe. Come on down. He's been real bad this week. Tony is getting into it. Of[1:15:53]   course, Tony C Hinchcliffe from the kill Tony band. Where do we got? What is she doing this[1:15:58]   week? Jules? Um, we've got, he's starting a bit of a risk with one of the members of his band.[1:16:05]   John Deas, the lovable John Deas. He really has no business being in this band. This band,[1:16:11]   it really weirds me out now. Is this the Anton's band? Did he find this band at[1:16:16]   Anton's? Remember that blues club that he played with? Well, when kill Tony moved to Austin,[1:16:22]   they replaced the all white comedy band led by Jeremiah wonders with the all black blues funk,[1:16:31]   mishmash festival festival, uh, like a carnival band, you know, and your parents take you to[1:16:39]   Buffalo Grove days. Remember they would call it days, the lilac fast when you're a kid and[1:16:44]   they've got the main stage there and you're sitting on the grass listening to some of the[1:16:48]   most boring music you've ever heard. That's the kill Tony band led by John Deas. That's[1:16:55]   the guy on the keyboard. He's the band leader. Okay. And Tony's been awful to John Deas[1:17:02]   lately. Let's take a look. Do we have, um, we're going to go to 1738 here. Is that where we're[1:17:08]   going to start today? Is something I wrote down like a month ago that we never really got to it[1:17:13]   because it was just a little one, but seems like it's been building. It definitely has been built[1:17:18]   growing. Nice to see Hans kid today. I wonder if Hans knows us.[1:17:27]   I'd like to hear from Hans. What does he think about red bar? Could somebody[1:17:31]   ask him? Thank you. All right. So we start here. 1738. See what happens. Let's do it. Here we go.[1:17:37]   Kill Tony. We're in the middle of the show. Of course, uh, Hans came on stage. They're[1:17:43]   interviewing him. Let's see what happens. You're very insecure. You're always afraid that she's[1:17:46]   going to go suck somebody's Dick for some reason. You talk about this on the regular.[1:17:50]   Has that happened this week? Were you insecure at all this week? I was a little insecure this[1:17:54]   weekend. Tell us about that moment. I was like, Hey, come downtown. And she's like,[1:18:02]   okay, I'll go to rainy street. I was like, okay, that's not where I'm at.[1:18:05]   And then, uh, Ooh, they've got Eleanor. What's her name? Eleanor,[1:18:12]   Eleanor Kerrigan do not like her. This is a waitress from the comedy store[1:18:18]   that started dating Andrew dice clay in the late eighties.[1:18:22]   She takes care of Andrew dice. Clay's drummer sons. You know how all of Andrew dice,[1:18:28]   clay's kids play the drums. They're kind of bratty kids. They're not really all there.[1:18:33]   They're very spoiled, very similar to how we Mendel's daughter or Roseanne's son,[1:18:38]   Jake, who you're going to meet today. I don't like this Eleanor. I mean, she really is.[1:18:45]   Cheers. She should have like a, uh, a rag over her shoulder. Hey, boys, you know,[1:18:50]   use it another rag to clean up my spit. Hey boys, when can I get you guys? You know,[1:18:55]   she's very cheers. Uh, she should not be a comic. She isn't one of the best.[1:19:01]   She isn't a killer. She's an old bitch. And I'm out to get her.[1:19:06]   Pass that on, pass that on. And this is Andrew does clay. He has sex with this woman[1:19:13]   so that she'll watch his kids while he's out doing comedy. Okay. In the late eighties. All right.[1:19:19]   Of course, Brian red band is here looking sharp as fuck D madness before he cut his dreads. God,[1:19:27]   he looked so much better. What are we going to do with our big gorilla? Now that D madness has cut[1:19:31]   his dreads totally different. Look, maybe we can buy his actual dreads. Tony says that he's got[1:19:38]   them in a window sill in his office. I'm not kidding. He said, he's got them in a bag. D[1:19:43]   madness cut his dreads off the bass player. Tony said that he's got them in a Ziploc bag in his[1:19:48]   window sill. It is office. That's what he said. If anyone could get me those dreads, big money.[1:19:55]   You just got to punch out the window with a little rag wrapped around your hand,[1:19:59]   reach in, grab them. I saw that the nice guys. Okay. Um, let's see what happens, Tony.[1:20:08]   This is from a little while ago, but it's going to lead into what we're showing here today.[1:20:12]   Right. Could make you nervous. And then I sort of looked through her phone that night. Whoa,[1:20:21]   Hans, just cause you make it. What the fuck was that? Thank you. Okay. So[1:20:28]   apparently Tony, who's got a full band on stage, you know, if I, if I wanted it quiet in here,[1:20:34]   the last thing I would do is put 16 black guys, two feet behind me with instruments.[1:20:40]   Okay. If I want it perfectly quiet in here, you know what I do? I hire me[1:20:44]   and her one girl to yell, shut up to that's it. Tony has 16 brothers behind him,[1:20:52]   you know, like a county about to be a lot more. Yeah. And Oh yes. Wait till you hear[1:20:58]   this. And he's got Brian red band doing a million sound effects. You know, Brian,[1:21:02]   red band's the king of the soundboard. He's got a fart board. He's got a sound effects board.[1:21:07]   He's got music clips that he plays in. Tony hates sound effects. We've all seen this. We've[1:21:13]   all seen Tony when Tony's in his mood and he's locked in talking to somebody. And then Brian does[1:21:21]   Tony will kind of take out his anger on Brian. He takes out his nervous energy[1:21:26]   on poor, sweet red band who does not deserve to be treated this way.[1:21:31]   And here, look what he's doing now. We're going to see him turn around. Look at this.[1:21:35]   There's a little sound of effect that plays just cause you make it.[1:21:40]   What the fuck was that? Thank you. Let's let's let's limit. I already have to show.[1:21:46]   He was planning on yelling at red band until he realizes it was John Dees over here,[1:21:52]   who you can't see yet. John Dees on keys. Tony kind of realizes mid yell that he's yelling it,[1:21:59]   big black John Dees, which he's not really prepared to yell at him. You know, they've kind of,[1:22:07]   you got to kind of be respectful towards the non-comic brothers who are doing the band.[1:22:14]   Right. But here he is kind of loses his shit and goes after Dees.[1:22:19]   Oh Hans, just because you make it.[1:22:24]   What the fuck was that? Thank you. Let's let's let's let's limit. I already have to[1:22:29]   okie dokie. All right, my worst nightmares are coming true. Everybody two people with[1:22:34]   soundboard stepping on jokes. Now welcome to the new sound effect show. Everybody is[1:22:40]   used to be a comedy show. Now it's just surprise noises. At any point,[1:22:44]   the noises are fine, unbelievably fast, witty fucking jokes that I can't do now[1:22:50]   because the opportunity has passed and John when you stepping on super[1:22:56]   unbelievably, witty, fast jokes that I could no longer do. Is that what he just said?[1:23:01]   Stepping on unbelievably fast, witty fucking jokes that I can't do now[1:23:07]   because the opportunity has passed. You know who hates Tony[1:23:12]   this guy, you contact me, contact me, whoever this guy is. He plays the trombone and the[1:23:18]   trumpet of the band. He knows that this Tony is no good. He's not laughing and smiling[1:23:25]   the same way the other brothers do. OK, so there's Tony screaming at John Dees[1:23:29]   fucking jokes that I can't do now because the opportunity has passed[1:23:35]   and John. When you do it, when you do it, I can't yell. Okay, all right,[1:23:40]   this is great. This is what happened with the old band. That's how it started.[1:23:46]   They go. Okay, well, I don't like it, so now I'm going to do more.[1:23:51]   I hear is deteriorating. People have been following him ever since he begged for money.[1:23:56]   Remember Jeremiah Black Lives Matter. Remember he was begging money. He had a new son. He was[1:24:02]   begging people for money for food. He said, if you please send money, we don't have any food.[1:24:07]   Is there any good Jeremiah update vids? Or wait, there was a video. He got a[1:24:11]   visectomy. Did you watch that one? I did not watch that, but I keep hearing people[1:24:15]   keep messaging me and go, Mike, Jeremiah is like unraveling. I want to see him.[1:24:19]   So that's great news. OK, so here's Tony now. John Dees could smile and laugh for so long,[1:24:25]   but John Dees really doesn't really like when little white homos scream at him.[1:24:32]   In front of a whole crowd, that's not really John Dees isn't really used to stuff like that,[1:24:36]   so you could only fake smile for so long before he snaps.[1:24:41]   They go, OK, well, now he's going to say they don't like it, so now I'm going to do more of it.[1:24:45]   No, it's so I was going to say just because you make the iPhones doesn't mean you get to[1:24:49]   go through them. Still work, still got it, brought it back, celebrating him up.[1:24:56]   John Cena says so. OK, so you went to the phone. What did you find?[1:25:01]   So we had that happen a few weeks ago, right? So we've been tracking this. We've been seeing[1:25:06]   his Tony in the band. Are they starting to to kind of develop a rift here with this band?[1:25:13]   Was there anything else from this episode? That was it, I think.[1:25:16]   OK, so that's that from this episode. Let's see what we've got next year.[1:25:20]   When's this one from? We're going to pop this one up. This is this is[1:25:25]   11 days ago around the world, 11 days ago, another kill Tony 2740.[1:25:33]   Jules, yep, 2740. Here we go. Let's see.[1:25:37]   So when was that last one from? How many weeks ago was that? Let's see that last one was.[1:25:44]   Was from one month ago, OK, so one month ago, this is from 11 days ago,[1:25:48]   so, OK, three weeks later, 2740. Let's see what he does here.[1:25:51]   OK, Kyle, what do you do for fun? What makes you you tell us something interesting about you?[1:25:59]   Because you seem like a very, very normal white guy from San Diego trying to come into a place[1:26:03]   that's filled with monsters. So this is the episode with here. I could see him right here.[1:26:07]   Trevor Wallace. Trevor, we've got our eye on you. We spoke to Brookie.[1:26:14]   OK, what's Brooks last name? Scofield, Scofield, Trevor Wallace. We spoke with[1:26:20]   Rick Scofield. We heard about Pawn Stars. We heard about your date. Do you guys know Trevor[1:26:26]   Wallace? Not him. I'll zoom in when we get to Trevor. I'll do I'll say anything for more stage[1:26:32]   time. There's Trevor. You guys know Trevor? Now this particular segment is about Trevor,[1:26:38]   but I wanted to let Trevor know that we know everything about your little date with Brookie.[1:26:45]   Tana, Tana's good friend, Brooke, that does the show canceled with her Tana.[1:26:53]   Yes, it was. Yes, it was. We know everything about your date with Tana,[1:26:57]   but he did date Brooke as well. That's what they said. So listen to this, this little fucking[1:27:02]   nerd. Have you guys seen this guy around the standup scene? All your favorite comics are[1:27:06]   shut. Include him now. Was this like a tick tock YouTube comedian guy that wasn't he wasn't really[1:27:14]   part of the standup scene, but all of a sudden when his numbers started to rise, now we're seeing[1:27:20]   him on Kill Tony. Now we're seeing him hang around with Whitney C. Cummings and the gang.[1:27:26]   The other comics are now including him because his numbers are up. This is a guy that just last year[1:27:34]   wasn't a real comic, you know, cause he didn't start in the clubs with them, but now they like[1:27:40]   them. Well, we just heard some funny stories. I didn't think this guy really dated, but these[1:27:46]   comedians, what are these comedians like more than comedy? Women. Oh, do these comedians love women[1:27:54]   and hunting for women. Do you know that Tana and Brooke, Tana Mojo went on a date with this guy.[1:28:04]   Can you believe that Tana spilled the beans? She said they went back. He, they, uh, she went back[1:28:09]   to his house with him in Venice and that, uh, he wanted to Netflix and chill with her.[1:28:19]   And they got into bed and he put on pawn stars. They got into bed or on the couch, cuddled up.[1:28:31]   He put on pawn stars. Tana was shook on God. She couldn't believe it. She couldn't fucking[1:28:39]   believe it. She got her shit and ran the fuck out. But we know more secrets, more secrets to come[1:28:47]   about what's downtown, what you got going on down there. We'll find out what your moves are like.[1:28:53]   Your little micro schemes that you play on women. You can, I didn't know you were a woman guy.[1:28:59]   You could not be trusted. We're tracking you now. Trevor, tell Trevor, Mike knows everything about[1:29:05]   his dates. Mike is revealing your dating history on this red bar. Tell them that,[1:29:13]   Oh, Mike got in contact with Brooke and Tana in Tucson. Yep. Because Brooke went to college[1:29:22]   in Tucson. She was here visiting. They met up with Mike. They told him everything.[1:29:28]   They described every what you got downstairs. Tell them and report back to me for $100.[1:29:37]   Okay. I really, really, and you know, what's funny. Tony starts picking on Trevor,[1:29:44]   you know, I've never seen Tony do this. Tony doesn't do this to these other guys.[1:29:48]   Brian Simpson. I guess Trevor is almost kind of like an equal to Tony as I mean,[1:29:55]   they look the same. Well, yeah, that's the thing. So Tony is now like picking on Trevor,[1:30:00]   using all the stuff that people used to pick on Tony with like, you know, that he's a homo and a[1:30:06]   skinny fag. Hey, Brian Simpson, you need a stylist, buddy. You're never going to make it[1:30:12]   in Texas comedy with this look, please, somebody get this guy a new wardrobe. I'll buy it for him.[1:30:19]   I want to see them all cleaned up. I like Brian Simpson. You know who his roommate is?[1:30:24]   Hans Kim. Yep. This guy here. He's bunking with Kim. This is one of Rogan's new friends. You know,[1:30:31]   Rogan's making friends with any moron now in Austin, just as long as they live in Austin,[1:30:38]   Joe is best friends with two year in comics now who have roommates, Joe Rogan,[1:30:44]   $200 million in the bank hanging out with guys who roommate with Hans Kim. That's disgusting.[1:30:52]   Okay. Tony John Deas took a little detour there. We were coming back. What will Tony do to Deas[1:30:58]   here? Here's Deas back here. He's fed up with this shit too. So maybe we could get in Deas here.[1:31:04]   Does Deas have an Instagram? Do any of the black people in the band have an Instagram? I just[1:31:08]   figured, no, I figured they didn't know what that was. He's got it. Deas on keys. Deas on keys.[1:31:15]   Let's see if we could get this guy to turn and start chirping in his ear. Maybe Danny Woodward[1:31:19]   could have a talk with him. Maybe Leo Dominique could introduce himself to a Leo. Dominique[1:31:25]   probably has these glasses too. These are Leo Dominique brand. I think glasses like this is[1:31:31]   the type of fashion Leo Dominique sells at his boutique glasses like that. Okay. Let's see what[1:31:36]   Tony does to John Deas. I believe Rogan owns the club. I just came to conquer and take over.[1:31:50]   I mean, I think the only I guess the fun thing I did is I went to TJ and I lost a butt plug in[1:31:58]   a girl's ass. Wait a sec yeah. I thought you curve ball. Now you had to pay for that. No,[1:32:04]   you went to TJ Tijuana, Mexico and you met a girl yeah and she got it. You can see what[1:32:12]   Tony's doing right here and he does it wildly. Sometimes let me see if I could imitate it. I[1:32:16]   have a click pen, but I do have a tied cleanup stick because I've spilled spaghetti all over[1:32:22]   myself constantly. But if you look at Tony's hand, cut to the close up here. If you look at[1:32:26]   Tony's hand, he's constantly going like this, clicking a pen manically. This is his tell.[1:32:32]   Anytime Tony is worked up and nervous or about to snap, he starts going like this and he does it.[1:32:37]   I can't imitate how fast he does it. Keep your eye open for that here. Let's see if we can catch it[1:32:43]   right here. But there's another one that was crazy the other day. You know, he's going to[1:32:48]   run out of ink soon. Tijuana, Mexico and you met a girl. Yeah. She had a butt plug or you had your[1:32:55]   own butt plug? No, she had it. Okay. So anytime you see him doing that, you know, he's not in a[1:33:00]   good place. That's his tell. That's when he's all crowded as a very similar move with the pen where[1:33:05]   he's freaking the fuck out. All right. Let's see what he does to deez. We see he's worked up.[1:33:12]   He's mad. And here's another thing about Tony. He's not wearing scuba here today. His neck looks[1:33:18]   fine. So what's going on? We thought he was wearing the scuba turtlenecks to cover up his[1:33:25]   big freaky long neck, but here he is accentuating his long neck with a little V here showing us that[1:33:34]   he's perfectly capable of not wearing scuba. So this boggles our minds even more. The mystery[1:33:40]   extends. The mystery is even more mysterious. Now, why does he wear the scuba when he doesn't[1:33:46]   seem to care about his neck? We thought maybe that was the main reason, you know, why is he[1:33:51]   wearing compression all the time? He's not wearing it here and he looks great. He looks amazing.[1:33:57]   It's like when you see Steven S Crowder wear a shirt like this, you go, Hey, he looks great.[1:34:01]   Usually you see Steven Crowder in a skin tight, red long sleeve that looks like a pajama top.[1:34:07]   And you go, why is he wearing? He looks so bad. And then I'll wear a shirt like this. You look[1:34:12]   great. Just wear this. You know, those gun videos Crowder's been posting on YouTube. Oh yeah. Check[1:34:17]   out his ass in those. That's all Crowder got a nice booty. He was sending me some dick pics[1:34:24]   the other day. He was soliciting drugs. You know, he's doing edibles. He's asking me for edibles.[1:34:30]   Steven Crowder. He's texting me. Got any edibles? I go, I thought you were against weed. I thought[1:34:34]   you were anti-weed. Remember? I thought Crowder was anti-weed. He's texting me for edibles. Now[1:34:40]   I go, I thought you were anti-weed. You said on Rogan weeds, the enemy of all lazy men like me.[1:34:45]   I didn't even remember that when I read that. I smoke a lot of fucking dro. You ever seen me[1:34:50]   smoke? Speaking of which throwing some Rasta music, let's take our first puffaroo here today.[1:34:55]   We're going to smoke weed. Is this Indica or dominant? Uh, that's regular. Regular man.[1:35:01]   Take some puffaroos with me. You guys smoke weed. Here we go. Folks. Check this shit out.[1:35:07]   Hell yeah. Take a puff.[1:35:31]   Billie Eilish.[1:35:31]   Three hits.[1:35:39]   Steven Crowder always asking me for weed. We got to weed that article. Let's put this out nicely[1:35:47]   so we could resume. Just a few puffs. You don't want to get twisted. You don't want to get twisted.[1:35:52]   This is real weed. There we go. Thank you guys so much. You could kill that. We could go back to[1:35:59]   Tony's second explosion here. As we track his behavior with band leader, John Deas,[1:36:04]   a little rift, I'd like to pump some air into, huh? When you like to see that band turn on Tony[1:36:10]   eventually, man, we could hope we could dream, huh? Now there's something else big happening[1:36:17]   at the comedy mothership that nobody has spotted. We're going to get into this a bit later, but[1:36:23]   uh, the keep this in mind here, and this will make a lot of sense coming up. I have a theory.[1:36:30]   I have a premonition and I've been hoping for a lot of, I've been hoping for a lot of things[1:36:38]   to happen at this comedy mothership, you know, since I heard that it was going to open, you know,[1:36:42]   I had hoped for a lot of trouble and, you know, I'd hope that, uh, Joe might kind of screw up.[1:36:48]   He might've forgotten one thing, one or two things. Maybe Joe did. Yeah. He's never owned[1:36:53]   a club. He's never owned a public establishment. Right. And I've watched, this has been pretty[1:37:00]   successful. Everybody's loving it. Sold out show after sold out show, right? All the comedy nerds,[1:37:06]   they're now flying to Austin, all these boys, joke world and his buddies, they're all meeting up[1:37:11]   splitting an Airbnb 348 bucks, kiddo. That's high, but they're splitting it eight ways.[1:37:17]   They're staying two nights. It's all they could afford. And they're driving there.[1:37:23]   They're driving there and they're all splitting the gas joke world and his buddies.[1:37:27]   And it's been very successful. Everybody's telling Joe how amazing the club is. Surely[1:37:30]   all you've heard, right? Oh, the club, the club, the club, the club's amazing.[1:37:36]   That mothership about to go dark. I'm sorry. What does that mean? I'm going to, I'm going to,[1:37:44]   I'm going to let you in on what that means coming up on today's red bar, the comedy mothership[1:37:51]   might be on its way[1:37:57]   to some dark time.[1:38:04]   And we're going to need your power of prayer. Everybody knows that the power of prayer. I was[1:38:09]   in the Taco Bell drive through this very morning, getting my classic traditional pre-show Taco Bell,[1:38:16]   four tacos, no cheese, no lettuce. In fact, I'm opening up a restaurant in town. You're all[1:38:23]   welcome to come on opening night. The place is called no cheese. Yeah. I'm opening up a restaurant[1:38:29]   called no cheese. Did you know that they're making a Burger King with 20 sizes of chives?[1:38:37]   Oh yeah. We're going to talk about that for a half hour today. It's a Burger King[1:38:40]   item from Taiwan. It's got 20 slices of cheese on it. Nothing else. No meat. We're going to talk[1:38:46]   about it for a half hour. You ready for that? Maybe 45 minutes to an hour. I'll talk about that.[1:38:52]   That's one of the topics after all the Burger King burger with the thirties slices of cheese[1:39:00]   from Taiwan, not here. And all you've seen is a picture of it. A Photoshop[1:39:09]   get ready for that segment. That's going to be the next half of the show is all that.[1:39:13]   Okay. I've got a restaurant, no cheese. There's dark days coming for the mothership, but[1:39:19]   re rewind Tony battles with John D's watch. Come on, Johnny.[1:39:26]   I don't bring them with me, but I mean, okay. Speak for yourself.[1:39:33]   Okay. Maybe I could do a zoom in here. They cut cams, but not that often. You know who I like[1:39:41]   him. You ever seen this guy around? Actually, I don't like him. He's nothing. You're an MPC.[1:39:47]   You're invisible. You're fucking invisible. You're nothing. You're nobody. Here's John D's[1:39:55]   by the way, John D's he's immature. John D's is immature. I've been studying this motherfucker,[1:40:04]   like a law exam. Uh, like, like I had been studying for a law exam and John's is immature.[1:40:15]   He can't really handle being yelled at. He's never really done this on stage. And he kind[1:40:20]   of acts a little bit goofy. I can see why Tony's kind of mad at him. You'll see this coming up[1:40:24]   because John D is kind of immature. He's kind of childish. I like discovering that someone's[1:40:32]   childish when it's very hidden, when it's a very hidden, subtle thing. And then you go, Ooh,[1:40:38]   he's immature. I like that. I don't get mad when people are immature. I get happy when I find out[1:40:44]   you're immature. Okay. So, okay. We heard a little sound. Let's see what happens here.[1:40:49]   You had your own butt plug. No, she had it. I don't bring them with me, but I mean, okay.[1:40:55]   Speak for yourself. Okay. I'm glad we got red bands. One fart noise out of the way. Jesus[1:41:03]   Christ. Okay. So red band makes a fart noise with his soundboard. He does his[1:41:08]   I'm getting yelled at laugh, which he's very good at now. Red band takes so much shit. No[1:41:14]   wonder he thinks red bar is cool. Red band takes so much fucking shit. No wonder he's nice to me.[1:41:21]   He's the only one. It's like, all we do is like terrorize fucking red band for 20 years. Say the[1:41:27]   most horrible shit about his girlfriend. And he's like, I like this guy. And no wonder I'm still[1:41:32]   nicer than Tony to you. You're so good at taking this. It doesn't even come off awkward anymore.[1:41:39]   He's an angel. Like Tony says like the most heinous shit to you where everyone's like,[1:41:45]   Oh my God. And you're just like, it's fine. And you're really doing a good job at it being fine.[1:41:52]   Now at first I used to see the awkwardness, the pain, the embarrassment in your eyes.[1:41:58]   You really laugh it off. Well, his confidence is inspiring. You know, one of the most important[1:42:04]   things in a man is how good he is at laughing it off and moving on. You know, it's one of the,[1:42:11]   one of the most, uh, you know, hard, hardest traits to conquer. And if you could find a[1:42:16]   man who could laugh it off without getting teary, keep him by your side. That's a strong man. And[1:42:22]   that's a man I respect. Okay. Tony can't laugh it off. He can't laugh it off. Oh God. I would[1:42:30]   love to wipe this with one of those absorbent absorb little paper. That's disgusting. Tony[1:42:37]   wipe that nose down. Please. That's like a comic book accent. It's just illustrated. It's an[1:42:50]   illustrated image to see things within it. Look at that. I'm seeing like an alien ship[1:42:56]   compare that to my nose. Now it's barely even like that. So I control my oil better[1:43:03]   in the 115 degree heat. You're using the sun gloss trick to make your nose look smaller,[1:43:08]   using 800 different powders, which you should be in. Look. Oh my God. I didn't even realize[1:43:15]   he had such a fucking Jesus. This is a glacier. We haven't got this close up to him in a while.[1:43:21]   It's nice. That's Africa. Isn't that what Africa looks like? I swear this could be Africa. That's[1:43:30]   definitely some sort of continent. Yeah. See, a lot of people thought I thought Africa was[1:43:35]   a country. Nope. Idiots, morons, slobs, maroons, jerks, assholes, faggots. Whoops. Sorry guys.[1:43:47]   Okay. So yeah, that is Africa. And are you shaving this? Is that what I'm to believe[1:43:53]   that this is being carved out? You're adding that with a pencil. No, you are. That's just a birth[1:44:02]   mark. Oh my God. So you barely have any hair. You're spraying this in and then you're lining[1:44:06]   it up the sides with a thicker pen. I could see it now. There's some angles where I swear sometimes[1:44:13]   you see Tony have like a little thinning up top. Yes. And then other days it's yeah. So[1:44:18]   he might be doing this is what this is. I figured this out. Tony is getting frog tape.[1:44:26]   Okay. And Tony has taken that green frog tape, the thin kind, the real thin kind,[1:44:33]   the kind that I can't even peel. It's too thin and finicky for me.[1:44:37]   And he's taking that frog tape and he's going here. Follow my mouth. See this.[1:44:41]   He's taking the frog tape and taping this off and then taping that to paper to cover his face.[1:44:47]   Then he sprays his head down with the hairspray, the stuff that's paint and[1:44:54]   texture to make it look like hair. And then he removes the frog tape for that clean line.[1:45:02]   And then he goes in too. He'll fill in like the missing pieces. He'll repaint the skin on his[1:45:07]   face with a matching beige. If he gets some black over here and it's, uh, yeah, I think that's[1:45:14]   exactly what's going on. I think we finally figured out his hair. Secrets, mustache zoom[1:45:18]   just for one. Sure. Yeah. He's got a great mustache here. Whoa. Yeah. Do you ever stare[1:45:25]   at a guy? I mean, him and red banner, like that criminal in the dog that used to do all those[1:45:29]   like sixties cartoon races where they, you know, they'd like throw a bomb at the guy in back of[1:45:35]   them, or they'd like put oil on the road to make it slick. I mean, that guy was an asshole,[1:45:43]   but even he had more heart than you, Tony. I think there are a few episodes where he,[1:45:49]   where he, uh, you know, showed some humanity, which you never have, you know, and keep this[1:45:54]   in mind folks. Tony has zero humanity. When's the last time you saw Tony go out of his way to show[1:46:01]   you that deep down, there's somebody in there that there's a, there's a human there. You don't[1:46:07]   see that with Tony. He covers it up by fake doing that. Whereas me every five seconds, I got tears[1:46:15]   of my showing you how sincere I am. Wait, zoom in on red bands, natural hair in comparison.[1:46:24]   Look at that person. This is what it's supposed to look like. He's got a great,[1:46:27]   uh, style of hair, natural mix of grays and blacks. I'd kill for his arrangement. Normal lip[1:46:35]   just goes straight down instead of all. I love it. I love it. And he's never been happier.[1:46:42]   And he's still with that grudge. So that's a success. Love him. He's still with that[1:46:47]   fucking grudge. So how could you blame him? He's doing it all good. Tony's on his 18th[1:46:53]   weirdo Craigslist thing. God, I would kill to know more about Tony's dating life. My sex life.[1:47:00]   Hurrah. I would literally, Oh, it's painful. He's fucking Tedros, bro. He is a hundred percent Tedros[1:47:07]   and especially because he gets views now because he sells tickets now. So he thinks he could treat[1:47:12]   the women any way he wants. Do you know how many seats I sold tonight, including YouTube and motion[1:47:20]   Blair and new streaming sermon. And he really shows those women. I mean, he treats those[1:47:26]   women's like Andrew Schultz treats Stiney coming up. All right. Let's see him. We haven't even[1:47:33]   seen him yell at these areas treating DS like a slave. Okay. I'm glad we got red bands. One fart[1:47:41]   noise out of the way. Jesus Christ. Why this guy cannot wait by the way, the fun fact about the[1:47:47]   soundboard is that the fart board is a totally different. Don't go back to the fucking front[1:47:51]   board. You're allowed to want an episode. So he literally has to bring it up. Okay,[1:47:56]   thank you. Whoever's doing that now, he's yelling at someone else. So we heard another sound.[1:48:01]   I mean, you can't do that. You can't get into yells. The perfect pan, by the way, isn't it bad[1:48:07]   enough? You're yelling at this innocent man who did nothing but do his job. You're freaking out[1:48:12]   at him. The whole crowd's looking at you like this, and then you're going to hear another thing[1:48:16]   and snap at that. I mean, you can't, that's coverable. Now you understand that's why you're[1:48:22]   being played on this show. It's a nutty thing to do. If this was in a TV show would go to extreme[1:48:28]   it's extreme. If this happened on platonic or based on a true story, it would be extreme.[1:48:33]   If you've seen these peacock originals, I'm addicted to these insane peacock originals with[1:48:41]   big stars in them. You got platonic with Seth Rogen and Rose White. This is our new thing[1:48:47]   watching these light hearted. They're killing people. Every other scene is I'm covering up a[1:48:54]   murder. This show we watched based on a true story is the most insane. These people try to do like a[1:49:00]   Barry style show on HBO, but that's very complicated to make you like be on the killer's side.[1:49:07]   It actually is leave that to the pros that takes skill. And they, they come at it with no[1:49:13]   experience and no rule to it. And they they're way over their heads, man, these shows. So they're[1:49:20]   like, it's like a fool's watch to watch. It's a whole new genre of TV. I'm begging you to start[1:49:26]   watching this shit. I'm telling you regular shows. They can't provide it's cringe breaking bad,[1:49:32]   please. I'm closing my eyes half the time during break because I'm so embarrassed for them. Better[1:49:39]   call Saul. We better call the cable company. This is an outrage. I can't watch those shows. They're[1:49:45]   cringe. What is good now is watching these shows where the writers, the directors, the actors,[1:49:52]   the producers, the cinematographers are all untrained and they've rushed to get into this[1:50:01]   position and they're putting on a show. They're in too deep. That's the kind of show you got to[1:50:06]   watch now platonic based on a true story. Uh, what was the one, the lawyer one where he lost his wife[1:50:15]   shrinking. These are the shows, man. It's a totally new era of TV. You're going to be[1:50:21]   watching Ted Lasso. Here's the best part. Nobody else thinks there's a problem with these shows.[1:50:28]   There are people who watch these shows think this is, there's no holes to them.[1:50:33]   This is a tight show. It's just the same as any other good show.[1:50:36]   So that's why it's even cookier because their fan bases don't even know there's a problem here.[1:50:42]   You know, it's like the Nelk boys, the Nelk boys fans. They don't know there's a huge problem with[1:50:47]   the show and that it's insane, insanely unprofessional and nuts. It's never supposed[1:50:55]   to be on TV. It's like, that's all of YouTube now though, right? Even the richest guys,[1:50:59]   even Joe Rogan was broadcasting out of a red pipe just months ago with 240 P at his disposal.[1:51:08]   Oh my God. If we need something later, we should watch that old clips when posted.[1:51:13]   Warts. Yes. There's a great warts from Joe's old red room. Remember when Joe had a red room?[1:51:20]   That wasn't comedy. Remember those days, Joe, I want you back to those times. All right. Let's[1:51:27]   see the big yell coming up here. Red bed. So he literally has to bring it up. Okay. Thank you.[1:51:32]   Whoever's doing that. A second yell. There's John's insane. Deez. Thank you. I literally[1:51:37]   hate that. So thank you. Deez. That's insane. Deez. Thank you. And look at John Deez taking[1:51:44]   the fool's face. Never made a fool's face. That's where you start going like this. Cause you're,[1:51:49]   you don't know what the fuck to do. You've never been treated like this, but what are you supposed[1:51:53]   to do? Flip out. You're an immature black. So you start doing this. That's what I would do.[1:51:59]   If Tony was yelling at me, I would start pulling up my cheeks. Sorry. I mean, can he, that's not[1:52:06]   one little gag. It's not like he's doing this every day of his life. He can't have one. What[1:52:10]   does his father tell me? So watch this. He's thank you. I literally hate that. So thank you.[1:52:17]   Deez. Thank you, John. Back to the comedy show. Thank you, Jeremiah. I mean, John, thank you so[1:52:24]   much. There you go. Listen to this tree. Look at this guy. See he's on Deez side. This motherfucker[1:52:33]   really going to talk to us like that. One day, this guy's going to stand up for the band and beat[1:52:38]   the living fuck out of it. Mark my words. It's going to come at Tony with this trombone, knock[1:52:45]   them right off stage. Just like this era of TV that we're watching right now, he's going to[1:52:54]   smash his head off with that trombone. It's going to happen. Trust me. This is the type of stuff[1:52:59]   that's happening now in the world. Anything could happen on any show. Now, did you know that[1:53:05]   Andy thing, right? Really anything could just happen on any show or any guy Obama could be[1:53:13]   involved. It doesn't matter who, anything could happen at any time. Now the wildest stuff,[1:53:18]   the craziest, most nonsensical stuff that if I said would happen, you'd go, Oh, please.[1:53:24]   So remember that every time you watch one of these shows, just anything could happen here.[1:53:31]   Look at him. He's given up with that psycho. Look at that psycho face.[1:53:37]   Oh, look at this exchange. So he's so furious that he, he just starts staring at John Deas[1:53:45]   and giving him a look. What was that? Did you hear that? That was like the loudest thunder[1:53:53]   I've ever heard. That was thunder. I hope so. Or no. We had a, um, it's monsoon season here.[1:54:02]   The Santa Ana wins as Renee D'Ambrosio calls him one of[1:54:06]   red bars, oldest listeners from orange County, California. That was Sam Tripoli doing a suicide[1:54:11]   bombing. We got the Santa Ana wins here today. Uh, it, it was quite the hailstorm here the[1:54:16]   other day. It was pretty cool. We had a flash flood. Of course we were equipped in our vehicle,[1:54:21]   of course, is, uh, you know, very equipped to get through flooded waters. So we took advantage of[1:54:26]   that, went through some puddles, waded or water, forwarded through some stuff. It was a big deal[1:54:33]   for our vehicle or our off-road four by four. So it was pretty exciting. And we're having some[1:54:41]   exciting weather here. So don't mind. There's going to be crashes and stuff that sounds like[1:54:45]   someone playing the drum set. Ignore that. Okay. That's all the weather. Okay. Here we are. Yeah.[1:54:52]   I believe he's going to kill him, but look at this. This is psycho. So John Dees didn't respond.[1:54:57]   We're still in the middle of this little yell here. And John Dees is doing this right with[1:55:02]   his face. Tony gives him this look, this psychotic look that no man, especially a black man in,[1:55:09]   you know, a post Floyd world. Uh, no white man should be looking at a black man like this.[1:55:16]   This is some master bedroom type shit. What's this? Oh, thank you, Jeremiah. I mean, John,[1:55:24]   thank you so much. Look at this face. You go. Yeah. Oh, oh,[1:55:31]   okay. Look at that.[1:55:36]   Sweet. Okay. I still down, you know, someone's mad when their eyes remain down after it's all over[1:55:52]   Shirley. Yeah. I know they're going to come back, but they're down now.[1:55:55]   Look at that. Look at this. I mean, you don't look at someone like that.[1:56:00]   Unless you want me to put a dart right here. You want me to put a dart right there,[1:56:05]   put you in a trunk, leave your cell phone in it, call it,[1:56:10]   bury you in a tennis court. You saw what happened to that dog.[1:56:14]   I'll bury you in what's soon to be a pickle ball court.[1:56:19]   Okay. They're changing it from a tennis court to a pickle ball court. I'm going to bury you.[1:56:24]   I think that we're the only people on earth who've seen that show. I know it's on Peacock.[1:56:29]   I even tried to look up if anyone else thought that show was crazy and I didn't like not a[1:56:34]   whisper of it anywhere online. It's never been mentioned. Nope. They're not getting,[1:56:39]   they've got zero remarks right now on YouTube. Okay. So yeah,[1:56:43]   he's looking at him like crazy. And then he does that thing.[1:56:49]   Sweet. Okay. All right. Shut off John's mic. Ooh. Thank you. Ooh.[1:56:57]   Oh, that's not cool. Huh? You want to kill him. You call me, you call me,[1:57:05]   we're going to give you money for everything you bad. You do. That's what we got to give[1:57:08]   these guys some cash. He probably says not a word the entire, and he just kind of like politely.[1:57:13]   Yeah, of course. But then after everyone kind of leaves to John D's, he's like,[1:57:18]   Tony was kind of mean today. Yeah. I'm telling you, this guy's going to snap one day and look[1:57:25]   at D just I'm yeah. Yeah. Mama told me, mama told me and mama was right. This is how I[1:57:34]   expect to be treated. Poor D badness. Of course. Poor D badness. Head down in shame,[1:57:44]   the rest of the band. They want to say, this guy wants to say something so bad,[1:57:48]   you know, at least can't you blow the trombone in his face?[1:57:51]   Well, do that at least. Hi, Kyle. Hi. Why doesn't the band tell me more about you?[1:58:00]   And they all start like playing and blowing. I think they do this crowding around dancing[1:58:07]   until they show screeches. Well, they're afraid of him. This is like Steven Crowder's current[1:58:12]   career right now. You know, they're terrified. They don't know what to do.[1:58:15]   Well, I, I came from, we went back there. Was there any other clips from this one?[1:58:22]   No. So this is just a budding rift that we should all keep an eye out for. Yes.[1:58:29]   Eleanor Kerrigan with John. That's the first one that we watched.[1:58:33]   Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So keep an eye on that. A nice little rift happening here.[1:58:37]   But if you want a little more kill, Tony, I did clip a couple of moments in the episode from this[1:58:43]   week where he was doing a ton of pen clicking when Cam's uncle. Yeah. Maybe we should show that[1:58:48]   because I think people need to know what could possibly be. I never took the pills. What the[1:58:55]   fuck? To the alarm. I swear I took these. Oh boy. Why don't you put on some cool pill music here[1:59:03]   and we'll all take some pills. You guys got nine pills at home? Throw on some tunes and we'll do,[1:59:10]   you know, we smoke weed together. We drink together. Let's do pills or you can zoom in on[1:59:17]   this nine pills. Okay. So everybody at home grabbed nine random pills or supplements,[1:59:27]   and we'll all do nine pills together. Okay. I'll give you a second.[1:59:34]   Are you ready? Everybody follow along.[1:59:48]   Do you feel them? Do you feel them? Okay. So, so far we've had three or four drinks. We've had[1:59:59]   three or four puffs and we've had nine pills. Keep that list. Keep that written down.[2:00:07]   Hell yeah. We're tweaking. We are. Oh, dang. We lost a listener on the last live show. Usually[2:00:18]   there's everybody's fine. We had a couple of emergencies left show. People go into the hospital[2:00:23]   from over-drinking and we lost one of our scars members. Yeah. He passed away. Couldn't handle the[2:00:33]   show. He just passed away. I was worried that he just stopped liking the show. He died from[2:00:40]   over-drinking while watching the show. So, um, and that happened a few times. It's like chargebacks.[2:00:47]   You get a few of them every month. Uh, R.I.P. R.I.P. bro. Who will be the next to die[2:00:58]   under my control here on the show? Oh, should we show this? This little Eric Weinstein clip is[2:01:03]   pretty funny. Oh yeah. Did you want to show the other kill Tony thing? Oh yes, of course. The[2:01:07]   mothership. Yes. Okay. So this is my prediction about the mothership here. After I saw this,[2:01:12]   do you guys know what's his name? Cameron? What cam Patterson, cam Patterson. They've got a new[2:01:18]   regular on kill Tony. Can we great guy? You could show a little bit of, I want to show his site.[2:01:24]   Yeah. Okay. I'll find the beginning of his car. Here he is. This is cam Patterson. He's just[2:01:29]   black guy. Sweet kid. Right. Maybe. Um,[2:01:36]   I think we're looking at right here. This is cam Patterson, new regular on kill Tony. He's only[2:01:41]   really performed three or four times. They loved him immediately. Uh, they worship him. In fact,[2:01:48]   they don't pick on this one. You know how Tony picks on the other regulars on cam, all that it's[2:01:53]   gonna, they roast each other. Not with this one. Tony is now, you know, Tony's almost like a pimp.[2:02:01]   Is now, you know, Tony's almost like a pimp. He's almost like Andrew Tate.[2:02:04]   He uses this lover boy method to coerce these standups into working for him for three or four[2:02:12]   years in trade he'll launch their career. So, okay. He has Hans Kim come and does, you know,[2:02:19]   82 episodes for him for free. You know, Hans Kim giant character on kill Tony. He doesn't get paid[2:02:25]   a dime in trade. Tony will give him some work, right? Right. He could open for Rogan. He could[2:02:35]   open for me. And then if he becomes good or big, guess who takes the credit? Tony. See Hinchcliffe.[2:02:42]   So it's a nice little system. It's the lover boy method. The same thing that got Tate popped[2:02:47]   is what Tony is using right now on these kill alley hopefuls. Okay. The 200 that wait outside[2:02:55]   you know, they, okay. Oh yes. You might be able to work as a doorman and janitor at our club for free[2:03:02]   for experience. Would you like that? How about this? You either come work as the janitor or[2:03:09]   the mother ship, or you won't get a spot in this town, which I control. Okay. So you got the whole[2:03:17]   place is staffed up by non paid, uh, guys like this. And I think Tony has finally met his match.[2:03:27]   Could this be the face of the mother ship's demise? Hear me out here. Hear me out. I've been[2:03:38]   studying this. Yes. He's grooming. He's a groomer. He comes out at 46, uh, 30. Let's, uh, introduce[2:03:46]   you to cam Patterson. So you can see what kind of guy he is. He's a great guy. I love him. Well,[2:03:50]   don't get in their heads. Don't ever get in their heads. 46 what? 46 20. Okay. That's kicking me.[2:04:00]   There's Ari Shaffir. This guy's got like a real second gear. And to be able to show that in a[2:04:07]   minute, it's really something else. Someone that's been doing that regularly. Uh, you know, we're[2:04:13]   making history here all the time on kill Tony. And one of the amazing things that we do here is[2:04:17]   we always have regulars on the show that you get to see, watch and grow and perform. And you get[2:04:22]   to watch their lives change all the time. We have a new regular on the show that became a regular on[2:04:26]   the show after appearance after only one cam Patterson's not a regular. He's a regular.[2:04:34]   It's just black because you show black. Now that's, there's a point to this about how black[2:04:40]   he is. All right. Keep that in mind. Keep that in mind. He's a certain amount of black.[2:04:48]   That is a high level. You know, if they were, if he was a pomade, he'd be towards that end of that[2:04:54]   little graph there. He'd be the second to last bead on that graph showing you a strong hold.[2:05:03]   Okay. If he was a pomade, he'd be a strong hold. That's the type of black he is.[2:05:06]   All right. Now that matters for this. A lot of people go, Mike, what does it matter? The color[2:05:12]   of skin? It doesn't to me, but it does matter to the future of the comedy mother. Yes. This isn't[2:05:21]   me. I'm just showing you what's happening in town. Watch this. Minute. The next set on this[2:05:28]   show, he was in front of 3000 people at the ACL live theater showing us all why he's the[2:05:33]   newest regular, a 100% batting average, just his own style, his own swagger. We could not[2:05:40]   be more excited to present to you the newest regular on kill Tony cam Patterson, everybody.[2:05:52]   Where are my dogs at? Cause she's black. It's DMX.[2:05:56]   I used to play, I used to play, I used to play sports in high school.[2:06:12]   So it's that much bad at ball. I had a good friend just like this.[2:06:18]   He refused to call pancakes, pancakes. You know what he called them?[2:06:22]   Panda cakes, P a N a dash cakes, panic cakes. That's how black he was. And he wasn't kidding.[2:06:34]   That's cute because he would use panic cakes, even in a fight. That's how black we were at an[2:06:42]   argument over pain for some pancakes. And you know how much he owed at IOP. I owe you four 50[2:06:51]   for no pain of cakes. You were trying to get four 50 out of him. What is your problem?[2:06:58]   The bill came to the table. I simply said yours is four 58. Come on. You can cover it.[2:07:04]   I didn't have, why? Because I'm white. I didn't have any fucking money.[2:07:12]   I was eating chilies mostly every night. I was so poor. I'd eat chilies every night,[2:07:18]   which actually, you know, that's actually funny to say. I was so poor in college. I had to eat[2:07:24]   chilies every night. It was like, it was cheap. 42, 68 a night. That's how poor I was. I had to[2:07:33]   eat chilies. No, really. I had to eat. I went to chilies because they had free chips and salsa[2:07:39]   in the bar. We just ate the chips. That's all I had for one day's meal in college for a lot of[2:07:45]   days. The chips at chilies are pretty good. They were very good and you could smoke in there. So[2:07:51]   I was smoking them down. Yeah. I used all my money on cigarettes.[2:07:58]   That's actually a nice tip.[2:08:03]   Yeah. If you're starving, go to chilies, get the chips and salsa. That's like a whole,[2:08:07]   that's basically a hamburger. The salsa is basically a burger ground up and[2:08:12]   the smithereens. Just picture it as that. And it's very good. And you could smoke in the bar.[2:08:17]   It's got a beautiful bar. Have you seen chilies bar? It's in the middle.[2:08:21]   It's darker. Oh, chilies has a beautiful bar. One of my favorite clubs was chilies across in[2:08:29]   winter park, Florida across from the interstate. Remember when we went to chilies two at the[2:08:34]   airport and I lost my passport. That was a chilies too, huh? Yep. Never got it back.[2:08:40]   So cam Patterson. What was that about? Yeah. He's a pancake guy.[2:08:47]   He's that level. And there's nothing wrong with that. We're not saying there's anything[2:08:51]   wrong with it. Here's his outfit here. And this is a very, you know, this outfit's a[2:08:56]   little different than, you know, Brian Simpson's black outfit or Brian Moses's black outfit or[2:09:04]   uh, David Lucas's black outfit. Anyone notice anything different about this black outfit?[2:09:12]   This is the same outfit that chief Keefe owns.[2:09:18]   Okay. Are you catching my drift here? You see this outfit here?[2:09:22]   When I look at this outfit, there was only one word that comes to mind.[2:09:26]   Jail. When I see someone dressed like this, the word jail shows up like vision pro[2:09:39]   right in front of me. Um, you know, when you think about it, you go, oh, not jail, but hood.[2:09:51]   This is not me. This has nothing to do with me, by the way, this isn't a segment about how[2:09:56]   he's black. It's about why him being black could lead to something very funny. There's nothing[2:10:05]   negative even happening here, except for Joe losing his club in best funniest, try that in[2:10:12]   a small town type of way. You'll see what I'm getting at soon. Maybe some of you are starting[2:10:17]   to connect the dots here. Maybe some of you are starting to go Cameron Patterson is what[2:10:25]   is his name? Camp Patterson. He's the type of brother who looks like he's got a few dozen[2:10:32]   brothers and Patterson looks like the type of guy who might have an uncle,[2:10:39]   80 cousins, 1600 best friends who all might be, I don't know, looking for money.[2:10:47]   He commented on an episode. I don't know if it was this episode or the last one where he was like,[2:10:56]   these white people are rolling out. They say it here. She's going to say it here. Is he? Yes,[2:11:00]   I think so. Yes. Let's watch him. Let's watch him. You're going to understand what this is about.[2:11:07]   Soon. I used to play, I used to play, I used to play sports in high school. And if I'm thinking,[2:11:23]   I play like basketball, football, you are racist because I play water polo and lacrosse.[2:11:29]   I bet you would have get, would you have guessed that shit white man?[2:11:33]   Okay. So have you guys ever seen like a trick daddy video from 98?[2:11:39]   Notice the company that trick daddy keeps in the background in Miami.[2:11:45]   Imagine those you ever seen the guys that jump next to Kendrick Lamar in black and white.[2:11:52]   I'm trying to build a thing here. So imagine like 1600 of these guys jumping. Okay. Jumping[2:12:01]   with weapons. Keep that image in your mind. I'm glad you, I'm glad you did it cause I'm lying.[2:12:10]   I played basketball in high school, but I remember after my season and all my teammates came by and[2:12:14]   said he was gay. Now I had no problem with gay people at all. You love who you love,[2:12:18]   you know what I'm saying? But I had to ask them. I said, Hey man, well, you slept on my ass[2:12:23]   during the games. Was that like a gay thing?[2:12:27]   Oh, that went like a basketball place. And nah, man, I was strictly a basketball thing.[2:12:32]   I sold kind of stamp, but I didn't play. Okay. So we just watched the tape. Nobody knows what[2:12:40]   he has said. Okay. Here's Ari can't understand a word. Here's Tony pretending he knows what's[2:12:46]   been said. Cause he took a cue from the audience laugh, but nobody really knows what he's saying.[2:12:54]   Saying, keep that in mind.[2:13:04]   And nigga you squeezed it. So he's killing, right?[2:13:16]   Future has arrived. The future has arrived. Oh yes.[2:13:21]   The mother ship gets its first intergalactic visitor. Wow. Okay. The future has arrived. So[2:13:30]   you see, you know, Cameron Jules was bringing up something. Cameron says something that I hope we[2:13:35]   catch it here. He goes, well, I think you will see it when you see who Cameron brings out. Let's just[2:13:40]   keep watching. I think this is an important turn of events. Yeah. You already know where'd you come[2:13:46]   from? Which part? Orlando is a fucking monster from Orlando. We love having you. We need someone[2:13:59]   like you and you need a format like this. And it's just, so look at the back though,[2:14:07]   but out, you should have seen me at the welcome diner in Phoenix. A few weeks ago,[2:14:14]   there was a guy sitting right at the diner like this with the butt out.[2:14:18]   It was so close to revealing the crack. It was already too much. I mean, it was just right lined[2:14:24]   up with the top of the crack. So not much coming out, but still I was about to tell on him. Guy[2:14:30]   gets up 20 minutes later, goes behind the counter. He works there. I would have told on him and he[2:14:39]   works there. So good thing I kept my mouth shut about the guy's butt crack. And that's why you[2:14:43]   always keep your mouth shut about a guy's butt. We had a guy walking in front of us down the[2:14:48]   street, black kid, just like this, but, and he was sagging fully down, but with no underwear,[2:14:54]   no underwear. And right in front of Jules was a black butt. That to me is the most disgusting[2:15:01]   thing. Have you seen these guys where their butts are out in public full butt, whatever,[2:15:07]   like the homeless people now in the crack were on us because of the way the wind blew[2:15:16]   getting into all my pores. That's why I broke out so much. I needed so much different[2:15:21]   to get the gunk out of my pores. There are people walking around now, these homeless people that[2:15:26]   everybody, nobody says a word to, and they'll have their pants fully down, walking around with their[2:15:32]   butt out. We see them all the time, almost every week. There's somebody that should scare. I mean,[2:15:39]   remember the bum that dumped the diarrhea and the piss on that woman's head to care about that[2:15:43]   anymore. Wasn't there a time where everyone was like these kids pants are sagging to their ankles.[2:15:49]   Well, you don't see it much anymore. Only a certain crowd sags like this still,[2:15:54]   especially Kumi goes crazy when he sees a sagging pant. And I mean, look at this, but I mean,[2:16:01]   that's a hard fucking, but I mean, this is like a little kid's, but now when I see this, this is[2:16:07]   like, I feel like I'm looking at a little kid, but no, this is a full grown man. I hope right.[2:16:14]   It's got a mustache. He could be, thank God. He could be a teen. Okay. So there's this outfit.[2:16:19]   There's how he talks. Let's see what happens here. Absolutely perfect. Cam Patterson, the talk of[2:16:26]   the, uh, really the club, the newest door guy at the club, the newest, the newest door guy.[2:16:35]   I love white people. They're amazing. The newest door guy. They made this kid a door guy. They[2:16:39]   just met him three weeks ago. He's only done three appearances at the club. They loved him[2:16:46]   so much. Tony wants to basically pimp this guy out so much. Tony wants to be responsible. Tony[2:16:52]   saw this guy. You stand up. He knew he was good. He knew he had it. And Tony goes, I got to snatch[2:16:58]   this motherfucker up and get credit for when he blows up, the credit will be mine. That's[2:17:03]   what he's interested in. He wants to go cam Patterson. Yep. I gave him his start.[2:17:10]   So Tony in a rush for that credit,[2:17:14]   have you seen the movie parasite? Have you seen the movie parasite? How did that end up?[2:17:23]   How did parasite end up? Well, Tony has invited someone in his house out of greed.[2:17:29]   Greed only goes one way with punishment. When you imply, uh, when you, uh, initiate greed[2:17:42]   throughout your life, you will be mad with punishment. Tony greedily scoops this kid up.[2:17:48]   They make him a doorman. What does a doorman do? Well, they have access to the door.[2:17:59]   So I'm assuming even the vaults in the back where Joe keeps all his money at the big bank vault,[2:18:04]   only cam Patterson has the key. I left the roses by the stairs. That's what you say to get in.[2:18:10]   It's one of our shows. So he's a doorman. Now he's a regular, he's allowed free. He can,[2:18:18]   he works at the club. So this is a kid from the hood, from the streets. And within three weeks[2:18:25]   of showing up to these white people, though, they roll it out. Then they motherfuckers gave me the[2:18:32]   keys. Hey, cousins, you got to see this shit. Free everything. We're rich. Do you guys[2:18:43]   see where we're going with this? Keep watching.[2:18:49]   And most importantly, we roll it out for a dog. I ain't going hungry.[2:18:54]   Oh, I didn't see it happening this way, but I've seen some takeovers in my day. Okay.[2:19:05]   Yeah. I have spent some time on the streets. I can see how a place kid change rays.[2:19:17]   Let's see what happens here.[2:19:18]   And most importantly, white people like you.[2:19:27]   I used to rob you. This is insane.[2:19:35]   That will almost definitely negatively affect your hiring.[2:19:37]   Do not rob this place. We don't want one. They are worried about that.[2:19:42]   Not if you can't do anything to stop him.[2:19:45]   Exactly. So I believe I will cut to the chase. I believe Cameron is planning a huge family[2:19:52]   robbery slash takeover of the club. Okay. This will be seven, 20 quickly, 57, 20.[2:20:00]   Check this out. This is what I think will be the full demise of the club. Watch this reason that[2:20:06]   we even thought of this watch. This is going to get make so much sense soon. So here's Cameron[2:20:12]   cam Patterson, and he's going to bring out a special surprise. Watch this.[2:20:19]   Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for David Jolley, everybody.[2:20:22]   David Jolley. Cameron's yelling. Let's go. Let's go. Watch this.[2:20:26]   My guess is he's going to be okay.[2:20:31]   And okay. It is a black guy that nobody's ever heard of. He's taken over the stage.[2:20:37]   He's commanding the crowd's energy. The whole crowd's going nuts. This is the first time[2:20:41]   this guy's ever appeared on anything. This isn't a comic that everybody knows.[2:20:46]   This is cam Patterson's uncle and cam is now celebrating Kendrick Lamar style[2:20:57]   that we in this bitch, we made it.[2:21:05]   Watch this, the takeover.[2:21:06]   This is insane.[2:21:14]   Look, we did it. We did it. Hey, hey, hey, y'all shut the fuck up. I got a minute.[2:21:23]   He's in charge. So I was at the CSL plasma center. Cut to Joe Rogan. Can we do that?[2:21:31]   Can somebody cut to Joe Rogan in the back? Worrying for the first time.[2:21:37]   You know, imagine Joe's face. You know what I can tell you? Yeah, it'll make more sense.[2:21:42]   Once you see the Andrew Schultz Stiney thing, actually go to Joe's YouTube page and look at[2:21:49]   his current thumbnails. One of them is him with a black guy. That's the face Joe is going to be[2:21:55]   making. Once he realized the shenanigans that are going on behind his back right now, week three[2:22:02]   and at the club, watch this plasma. Some people call it saving lives. I call it $40.[2:22:12]   So he's never done stand up a day in his life. This guy donates plasma. They give you $500.[2:22:17]   You know that, sir? I was like, bitch, I'd be rich in $40.[2:22:23]   Y'all going to be 40 grand, 50 grand. He's on fire.[2:22:27]   But I had to think about it because I got my legal marijuana card. I had to think about it.[2:22:36]   I know if I donate sperm some kind of way, I'm going to end up on child support.[2:22:40]   So the whole thing is child support, donating plasma for money. These guys are looking for[2:22:46]   fucking money. And they're at the age where it's, have you ever heard this phrase? Do or die?[2:22:52]   It's due time. Have you seen how these guys hustled their whole life? I mean,[2:22:59]   every one of their favorite musicians has taught them the way of the hustle. This is ingrained in[2:23:04]   their hearts. Okay. They ain't starving no more. They're rolling it out. Joe Rogan's club,[2:23:13]   ladies and gentlemen. Joe Rogan is the richest man in America. I'm here to announce you can cut[2:23:18]   to me. Joe Rogan's comedy mothership is officially up for grabs. There is a dark[2:23:30]   day coming for the Rogan club. Now imagine 60 of these guys in here hooting and hollering,[2:23:36]   swinging from the pipe, swinging from the pipe, going behind the bar, filling up,[2:23:43]   drinks are free, right? Right? Yeah. That's what I thought. Lock it everyone out of the green room.[2:23:50]   I mean, I've seen this happen at a house party, right? There's been tons of Chicago[2:23:55]   house parties. You invite one guy, all the white people have this white guilt, right? All this guy,[2:24:00]   this gangster comes by. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on here? Party. Oh yeah. Come on in. You know,[2:24:05]   look at this guy. He's from MTV. Two hours later, you know, you're the ones outside and[2:24:12]   they're all having the party. It's kind of like the house is both ours now, but also these guys[2:24:17]   are the best comics on kill Tony right now. Exactly. That's why this is so perfect. Better[2:24:24]   than all the others. They are, but is joke world going to keep flying to Austin. If the whole scene[2:24:31]   turns into this, I really think about it. This could become a black club in none of these guys.[2:24:41]   They're so guilty and they're so scared. They're not going to be able to say no.[2:24:45]   When Cameron Patterson brings his mom, his dad, his cousins teaches, they're not going to say no.[2:24:54]   And then when do they say no, when is it too many fellas? They can't say what number of fellas[2:25:02]   is it going to be for Joe to say, no, we have to put a stop to this. This is going to happen.[2:25:08]   I mean, I have more tape to show you. I could prove this here. Let's watch a little bit more.[2:25:13]   You're going to see Cameron and his cousin. You can't say no to this guy. You can't say no.[2:25:18]   And yeah, they're killing. So everyone likes them. Right. And that this is why the, the,[2:25:25]   the issue that it's going to create is so wonderful. You see, it's just, it's so perfect.[2:25:30]   Perfect. It's cinematic.[2:25:34]   Last thing I'm doing is 18 years of a bitch. I never met before.[2:25:38]   Fucking Nick the knuckle, baby. You get it. You get it. You get it in the car. Don't worry about[2:25:45]   how much time I got on. All right.[2:25:50]   Here's some stuff. This will tell. We hear baby.[2:25:54]   Slapping.[2:26:04]   If you were at a red light and they were doing this, you'd lack the dark.[2:26:10]   So Ari, Tony and red banner. Well, red band's too stupid to be scared.[2:26:14]   Let's get that straight. He's an innocent. He's an innocent. He's like the note boys[2:26:18]   too stupid to be bad. He's a lover, but you got Ari Shafir. You're going to see Ari Shafir do[2:26:24]   some real white ass shit here. Tony is nervous. Tony is nervous. They're all feeling it. Watch[2:26:31]   his pen here. I'm remembering why my hand was all red after hanging out with them.[2:26:39]   Look at this. My guy stopped playing crazy. We got TAC and the guy takes over the show. I mean,[2:26:46]   they can't get them off. So one of the big things in the Reddit was Tony and them. They didn't have[2:26:51]   the guts to ask this guy to get off the stage. He was up there for a half hour. We're not going to[2:26:56]   show you all, but I'm just letting you know, that's what happened. This is, what's given us[2:27:00]   the guidance. This is what's cluing us in on the inevitable. This is going to happen. And John D's[2:27:11]   you're going to see, it's going to be like when I hired that black security guard for salvo[2:27:15]   at the deaf noodles roast. And then the black security guard just ditched[2:27:19]   salvo and started hanging out with the blacks from the show.[2:27:22]   John D's is going to do the same thing to Tony. I mean, Tony's been yelling at him.[2:27:26]   He's not loyal to Tony. When the takeover comes, Tony's going to run to D's. D's,[2:27:31]   you got to help me out. You got to get these guys out of here. Sorry, Tony. My lips are see,[2:27:36]   or, you know, my hands is tied. They're fucking ripping up the register like Gremlins 2.[2:27:42]   You know, they're trashing fucking everything. Cut to Gremlin hair. If you're making a clip of[2:27:51]   this cut to that gremlin scene where they take over the bar. It even looks the lighting similar.[2:28:01]   Oh, these guys, these guys, these guys wallets are missing right now. Yeah. Oh,[2:28:07]   so Tony's going nuts on the pen right here. He does this a lot. Let's see. Look at the pen. So[2:28:13]   you know, he's nervous here. Cause this guy's taken over and Tony knows that if they don't get[2:28:17]   a handle on this, this house is up for grabs. You'll start to notice this like crazy. Whenever[2:28:23]   Tony starts to get stressed, this pen is his main thing. These guys, these guys wallets are missing[2:28:31]   right now. It's incredible. You are, I would have got him though.[2:28:42]   We hear that. You got me. Oh, this was telling. We hear now. Stupid ass boy. You got me. Now I,[2:28:53]   I, this ain't happening to me. This isn't bad for me. All this stuff I'm saying,[2:28:59]   I know it sounds so horrible. I'm telling you what they're thinking. Not me. I ain't kicking[2:29:03]   them out. This is Tony and Rogan. This is what Tony and they think that I am guessing[2:29:12]   based on what I think, but it's not me. I'm not the one saying this stuff about them. This is[2:29:18]   what society Tracy's brothers has. Not me, not me at all. I'm exposing it. Exposing. Of course.[2:29:27]   Watch this. This is the scene. We hear that. You got me.[2:29:36]   And cam doesn't even hold it in cam celebrate and like, yeah,[2:29:40]   we got these motherfuckers keys to the safe. You're going to see Cameron flying away and[2:29:47]   Tony square back. I'll just bow. Screeches down the street and they can't say anything.[2:29:55]   I mean, to see cam because, okay, if this wasn't like this right now,[2:29:59]   yeah, because Cameron shouldn't be, if Cameron was on the up and up,[2:30:04]   he would be like, Oh no, dude, don't blow this for me. You know, like, let's chill. Like you[2:30:09]   gotta be, we can't, I work here now. It can't be like, but no, he knows he's in charge. He[2:30:15]   knows he's in charge now. And this has been discussed in the hood. It's too late.[2:30:19]   They're just waiting for the day. I mean, they're just waiting a couple more weeks and then it's[2:30:23]   going to be, Hey, you know what I'm saying? There's no more joke world in the crowd anymore.[2:30:27]   There's no more 27 year old white kid in the crowd anymore. You know what there is[2:30:33]   Brown spliff smoke everywhere. You can barely see through. You go, what the hell?[2:30:38]   Someone turn on the lights. They go, the lights are out. Oh my God. Al is a,[2:30:45]   Al is a what's the other one that Snoop likes all of a sudden they can't sell any of the, uh,[2:30:52]   the Texas whiskeys anymore. All of a sudden it's vodka. We don't have LSA.[2:31:02]   They're making their own LSA. They're mixing stuff together to get the taste.[2:31:07]   This is what's going to be happening. Look at these losers. They can't control it now.[2:31:10]   And they're not going to be able to control it when it happens.[2:31:12]   That's my nephew. That's my fucking nephew.[2:31:19]   This is like being at the lock. He ain't go crazy. He ain't go crazy. He went crazy.[2:31:27]   Y'all we here now. Also we here now. We here now. This is our turf. You can stay[2:31:35]   in the meantime for the meantime. I've seen those. You've seen the movie Friday. This is typical[2:31:40]   Deebo steals your bike. We'll just keep it in my house. You know, this is what's happening at the[2:31:50]   mother. Part where he like tries to steal Tony's cigarettes and then kind of gets caught. Yeah.[2:31:55]   That's coming up. Watch stupid. All right. So let's talk about it, David. Welcome to the show.[2:32:03]   Absolutely. I'm so sorry. You're doing great. You're doing great. You don't have to apologize.[2:32:07]   I'm not the police. Relax. You know, you're my nigga. I know you're my guy. You're my guy.[2:32:15]   That's gang violence. You remind me of my favorite things. Pink Floyd and George Floyd.[2:32:21]   And I love you. Very entertaining. Very entertaining. You pretend like you're joking[2:32:27]   here. Let's take a look at the pen. Let's see if Tony's in. Oh, he's wearing scuba.[2:32:32]   Hottest day of the year there in Austin, how to stay in history. He's wearing a full,[2:32:39]   this is supposed to keep you warm while surfing in the winter.[2:32:44]   I can't believe it. Okay. Watch this. Look at the pen. Very entertaining. Very entertaining.[2:32:51]   Look at that. I mean, that's a lot. That's a lot of pressing the pen.[2:32:57]   First of all, give my dog Tony a shout out for y'all being here and it's all good. Yeah. So he[2:33:03]   stays up. Yeah. For quite a while. Let's see this one. Oh seven is the last one. Oh seven.[2:33:07]   Is that going to be the cigarette? Yeah. So Tony's got a pack of cigarettes here[2:33:14]   and you're going to see, I don't see him here, but Tony's got a pack of cigarettes in front of him.[2:33:18]   This is another panic cake move. Remember I used to hang around with these fellows too[2:33:23]   in the rap scene. And you know, they, they do like to borrow things in trade for protecting you.[2:33:36]   Okay. Which was my case. Okay. The brothers all protect me. They get to borrow. Okay. Borrow.[2:33:42]   Sounds fair. Sounds fair. Good thing. I didn't have a lot of stuff for them to borrow.[2:33:46]   That's all I'm saying. I didn't have a $200 million endless bank account in a brand new club[2:33:54]   and you know, access to 1 million viewed counted shows. Okay. These guys have a lot[2:34:03]   to make here if they do the right things. Right. Some could say this mothership is a,[2:34:08]   is a target. What do they call that? An open something, you know,[2:34:18]   a big target for a lot of crime. Okay. A lot of people, you know, it's like,[2:34:22]   why Rob the chase bank? Why plan a bank robbery when you could pull off a heist at the mothership[2:34:28]   and then become famous too. I hope that they get everything that they've ever dreamed of.[2:34:36]   Oh, same. I'm on the gang side. Of course. I'm on the jail man side, the jail man.[2:34:44]   I didn't say that I am on the side of the gang members. Let that be clear. That is the most[2:34:49]   non racist take. I'm on the side of every gang banger in this country. You saw the opening scene[2:34:54]   here. Try that in a small chair. Yes. Let's try it. Do you want me to bust them in? We're with you.[2:35:03]   Give me the money. I'll fly them all out.[2:35:08]   So I'm always on the side of the gang.[2:35:11]   Them to me as a gift. It's true. No, he gave them to me. I didn't ask him to. So you made[2:35:17]   a man cut in hell. No, I didn't make a guy cut his hair. This isn't it. Yeah. So I told D madness.[2:35:25]   You know, Hey, look at this. That's another sign when a black guy keeps slapping your hand[2:35:31]   and wanting to congratulate you magic trick slapping. Well, slap of hand, they call it[2:35:39]   when a black man is performing slap of hand too many times. That should, that's when a white[2:35:45]   needs to stop being so fucking scared of black people. These secret races. That's when you've[2:35:52]   got to start treating a black person like a normal person and go, what's with all the slapping here?[2:35:57]   What do you need?[2:36:00]   You trying to seduce me here? And it works. It works on these dumb whites. Huh? I know what[2:36:06]   gangs do. Okay. I love you. I love you. Hey, we hear that. Awesome. We black sales techniques.[2:36:18]   Gang violence. Make some noise for David Jolie and cam Patterson. Ladies and gentlemen,[2:36:23]   he's not ready to leave. He ain't going. Okay. Look at this. He ain't going. Wow. Unbelievable.[2:36:29]   Watch this amazing. Keep your eye on him. I mean that some poor innocent soul's about to have to[2:36:36]   look at this. He hugs Tony. I love Tony English. Okay. There you go. Plays with red band for some[2:36:43]   extra points. Watch this the fuck out of here. Wait. Tony actually gets fierce. This is a double[2:36:50]   watch this. So Tony is sick of this shit. He knows she shouldn't too deep skipped past like[2:36:56]   10 minutes yelling. So Tony is sick of this. Look at his face as this guy. So this guy's[2:37:03]   coming by and he's like, if some man's hands around me like that, boom, boom. You see how[2:37:12]   fast that tries. So look at Tony's face. This is not the face of somebody who's like thrilled[2:37:19]   that his club just got taken. Watch this. Look at his face. That's incredible. I love you.[2:37:24]   I love you ticklish. Look at this. There you go. The fuck out of here.[2:37:35]   So he knows it's happening, but he's too scared to do shit. Cause he lit this fire,[2:37:40]   this Baltimore fire. You got to go back five seconds again. So watch this. Something else[2:37:45]   is happening while this man is coming in, pretending to love and kiss you black sales[2:37:50]   techniques. Right? Watch this. Watch what he does with his other hand. This is slap of hand.[2:37:58]   The fuck out of here. Wait a second. Steals Tony's cigarettes. It's like in his blood to do that.[2:38:06]   And Tony notices and goes, wait, wait, get back here. But notices that, okay, I'm being like gang[2:38:13]   cocked. Now you ever been ganged cocked is a guy. It's a very difficult situation to be in,[2:38:19]   unless you're the leader going to do. They're going to win no matter what. That's why you[2:38:22]   have to practice leading, being a white. If you want to really be confident out there,[2:38:26]   you have to practice and fantasize leading a gang, which is what I, that's how I train.[2:38:33]   So when I go to the range, I pretend I'm in charge of a giant gang from Chicago. And I go[2:38:40]   boys, boys, my boys sit. And they all respect me and they have for years. So then when I'm faced[2:38:47]   with a gang member, I feel like, you know, I could speak to him and not to sit there. Oh, gang.[2:38:55]   Okay. So he takes the cigarettes. Look at that swipe. That was such a nice swipe.[2:39:02]   Look at this swipe. Wait a second. Take the cigarettes. Takes one out of the pack.[2:39:08]   This is being, of course, and then he takes it. I want to gel blaster waiting for you in the back.[2:39:15]   He's giving him everything he can. Okay. Look at this. Takes a cigarette, laughs at his face.[2:39:21]   Another slap. One more time for David Jolly and cam Patterson. Oh, you don't look too happy.[2:39:26]   Seventy five point seven degrees right now. The room is heating up. Well, then maybe you shouldn't[2:39:31]   have worn this weather tech sport lining today. What do you think that's like? Oh,[2:39:37]   that's like that guy on Rogan who went across the arc wearing or Antarctica. He suggested wearing[2:39:44]   this it's four in the morning, January, but the waves are killer. So you had to put this on.[2:39:51]   That's the only excuse. What is this? Fila? No, sorry. I wish, but I never rock Fila.[2:40:00]   Maybe he has to wear it because it's bulletproof.[2:40:06]   Yes. This could be, yeah. It could be like a Marvel. This is a Marvel. Yeah. Costume.[2:40:15]   Yeah. It's hot. Wow. Hot shit. You hear Nelly start playing. Yeah. It is getting hot in here.[2:40:23]   All right. But like back then Nelly was actually representing the hood. If you remember that song[2:40:28]   is a very, very cam Patterson. Now don't think of Nelly now.[2:40:33]   Think of Nelly when you first heard those dirty Louisiana boys. So that's the type of Nelly[2:40:39]   reference I was making there. Not a new Nelly thing. I know Nelly isn't scary. Now he used to[2:40:45]   be very scary. So that that's my theory. You're not going to see this posted on joke world. You're[2:40:51]   not going to, well, maybe too lazy to try and we'll come up with this tomorrow. But you really[2:40:57]   won't see that kind of breakdown anywhere else. Only here at red bar. That's why we ask for your[2:41:02]   scars club memberships. And you could sign up today at red bar radio.net slash scars club.[2:41:09]   Nobody really is going to dare to do this to, especially with all the race problems in the[2:41:13]   world these days. So that is, you know, where your money goes to insurance in case anything happens[2:41:20]   to me, I'll always have the money. So thank you very much. Still, that was probably just[2:41:26]   the intro. Let's take a quick break. We'll take a quick break. We'll come back much more to do[2:41:32]   on red bar today. Andrew Schultz versus the Nelk boys coming up. Actually a very important tape,[2:41:40]   more important than you think that Andrew Schultz. We'll see you in a bit on red bar.[2:41:56]   Could talk all night. You seem interested. You seem full of shit. But I'm here all night.[2:42:11]   I've been here the whole time. And you're swirling your finger on the rim of your cup.[2:42:18]   I like what your glass is singing. Asking for a friend. Is it ever enough?[2:42:25]   And why the room is spinning? I keep looking and looking. Pressing my face on a glass wall.[2:42:36]   And you're looking and looking. Without me like I'm an animal.[2:42:43]   Oh[2:43:05]   you're stretching your brows.[2:43:14]   Did the room get real loud? Do you hear that ringing?[2:43:19]   I keep looking and looking. Pressing my face on a glass wall.[2:43:26]   And you're looking and looking. Without me like I'm an animal.[2:43:34]   I'm looking and looking. At you through a glass wall.[2:43:41]   You're looking and looking. I feel like I'm an animal.[2:43:56]   You're stretching your brows. Have you figured me out?[2:44:06]   The grade that I've been digging. Asking for a friend.[2:44:12]   Did the room get real loud? And do you hear that ringing?[2:44:17]   I keep looking and looking. Pressing my face on a glass wall.[2:44:24]   And you're looking and looking. I feel like I'm an animal.[2:44:32]   I'm looking and looking. At you through a glass wall.[2:44:39]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like J-PEGs for the resolution, the color, the size, and everything about J-PEGs I like.[2:44:58]   I'm looking and looking. At you through a glass wall.[2:45:07]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:45:19]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:45:29]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:45:39]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:45:49]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:45:59]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:46:09]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:46:19]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:46:29]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:46:39]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:46:49]   I've named this one J-PEG because I like. The grade that I've been digging.[2:46:59]   Every week it's like, Mike, I got steel toe to talk about.[2:47:03]   That's not what we're looking for. What were you pointing at? Did I have a weird light on?[2:47:07]   No. Oh, yeah. Turn it up. Red bar in the wild, everybody.[2:47:12]   Yes. Remember Red Bar in the Wild? If you could get us in the wild, get another podcast to talk about us.[2:47:19]   Get somebody to tweet about us. A cool comment thread.[2:47:23]   You could receive one hundred dollars.[2:47:28]   It's like a pawn shop. Yeah. Yeah. Pawn shop rules.[2:47:32]   I might take a look at it and go, sorry, kid, this is not worth my time.[2:47:37]   But I could also look at it and give you that hundred dollars, which many people have obtained.[2:47:41]   It's not a gag just because I didn't give that guy 100. You know, start with the rumors now, the remarks.[2:47:48]   He's actually not paying people for the red bar in the wild. I am.[2:47:53]   That'll be the last I'll ever hear of that, which I haven't heard of any.[2:47:58]   This first red bar in the wild comes from let's see what we got here today.[2:48:03]   I'm still waiting for them to pop up or maybe maybe I could do this.[2:48:08]   Here we go. Red bar in the wild. Who do we have? OK, let's start light. Let's start light.[2:48:12]   We love this guy. This guy's been great. Oh, yes.[2:48:17]   Yeah, these are so fun. We'll start light here. OK, this comes from Facebook.[2:48:21]   Thank you to Brian Rad. You could lower that wild there because it's going to pipe up Joey here.[2:48:29]   He's on to Mike's burner accounts is what this one's called.[2:48:33]   And we're going to hear from Joe Matarese. Guys, remember Joe Matarese?[2:48:40]   Briefly, Joe Matarese was a comedian in New York City, an older comedian.[2:48:45]   He was on America's Got Talent. Right. He was on Howard Stern.[2:48:49]   I miss him a lot, to be honest. He was butterflies thinking about him. He had a big, hopeful career.[2:48:55]   He was on pace to be one of the regular touring comedians of the world.[2:49:00]   He was on pace to be like a who's the bread maker, Tom Papa.[2:49:06]   You know, he could have been a Tom Papa type guy all over town just being a professional comedian.[2:49:11]   Nothing too exciting, but he could have done the rounds. Well, he was on Compound Media.[2:49:16]   He was on Anthony Kumi's show when Radabar was on Compound Media.[2:49:21]   Long story. Very short. We made fun of Joe Matarese.[2:49:25]   Joe Matarese and his wife called Kumi and reported us.[2:49:32]   They did something called. They told on us.[2:49:37]   They tell. I saw someone making fun of Trevor, one of the interns from Good Mythical Morning in links intern Trevor.[2:49:45]   Do not make fun of Trevor. He tells.[2:49:50]   You don't want him telling on you. OK, so you got to watch out for guys who tell.[2:49:56]   Joe Matarese got his start on Radabar because he told him and his wife went to Kumi and says,[2:50:02]   There's a guy making fun of me on your network.[2:50:07]   What's this about? This must end. Cancel culture.[2:50:11]   Yup. Tried to cancel me. Well, we had our fun with Joe Matarese.[2:50:16]   Documentaries were made. Joe Matarese turned into kind of an underground sensation for a while.[2:50:23]   Being made fun of by various communities. Do you think he misses that too?[2:50:28]   I think he misses his heyday of being like the number one.[2:50:32]   Well, he was like the Brendan Schaub of a very smaller community, a group of people.[2:50:38]   But he was kind of like he had a Brendan Schaub couple years where he was the guy everyone made fun of.[2:50:44]   They made documentaries about him. We've gone back and forth to pizza that went from day to night.[2:50:50]   Yes. There's been so much type in Joe Matarese in our he used to be one of our top guys.[2:50:56]   So here he is. Since then, I consider myself friends with Joe Matarese.[2:51:04]   You know, here's how you know a good fool turns into a guy that is no longer mad at you.[2:51:13]   That's the goal. You want to brutalize somebody so bad and put them through so much like Joe Matarese[2:51:21]   that the only option left is to really like me as him.[2:51:28]   And I feel like that's where we're at. I could be completely wrong. I could be remembering other stuff.[2:51:32]   But I feel like if you ask Joe Matarese, what do you think of Mike? I think he's great.[2:51:37]   I think he's a funny guy. I mean, he's doing well for himself and, you know, the king of these types of shows.[2:51:44]   And I wish him luck. That's what I think. I don't know. But I consider myself a friend.[2:51:51]   That seems like the natural course that I usually take. That's what usually happens.[2:51:56]   So let's see where Joe Matarese. You could pipe that down a little bit more and then love you.[2:52:01]   See what this is. You're taking red bars. Look. Yes. Does he just go by the name Red Bar?[2:52:08]   That guy. I mentioned Red Bar in the Wild. Mike Red Bar.[2:52:13]   You guys are good, man. Whoever you are that back Mike Red Bar and the way that you go on to everybody's live streams and mention his shit.[2:52:24]   I give it to you. That's fucking genius. Yes. So Red Bar in the Wild is working and people are even picking up on this genius.[2:52:31]   There's everywhere you go. You're hearing comedians of all ages all over the globe.[2:52:36]   Everywhere you go, you just see Red Bar, Red Bar, Red Bar, Red Bar, Red Bar. How annoying would that be?[2:52:42]   And then it's me, this shitty guy, and they can do nothing about it. That's the worst part.[2:52:51]   So, yeah, I guess that's what's happening here. We're on Instagram live. People in the comments are Red Bar, Red Bar, Red Bar, and he's had enough.[2:52:59]   Mike Red Bar. You guys are good, man. Whoever you are that back Mike Red Bar and the way that you go on to everybody's live streams and mention his shit.[2:53:11]   I give it to you. That's fucking genius. It's great. I don't even know.[2:53:16]   And that, by the way, is just a consolation prize. We're only doing this for the thrills.[2:53:24]   You know, we're only doing this for the tapes. These tapes make everybody very, very happy.[2:53:29]   And, you know, if it turns into promotion, that's great. I don't think any, if you're a fan of him, you're not seeing this.[2:53:40]   I just like this because I love Red Bar.[2:53:43]   Yeah. If you love Red Bar, Red Bar in the Wild is an amazing thrill because you don't really see Red Bar out much.[2:53:49]   You don't know if it's even exists, really, or if it's just something you and your wife know about.[2:53:54]   Mentioning Red Bar in the Wild could get you in big trouble. Maybe it's a risk.[2:53:58]   Yeah, it's very risky. So, yes, it seems like he's sick of this shit.[2:54:03]   It's gene when they start saying it's genius. That means they want me dead.[2:54:08]   That means they're so sick of this shit way that you go on to everybody's live streams and mention his shit.[2:54:16]   I give it to you. That's fucking genius. It's great. I don't even know. It could be him with different accounts.[2:54:23]   Even if it's that, that's still good. It's good for you, man. You're doing it right.[2:54:30]   You guys that are on my stream right now, the eight of you.[2:54:34]   Imagine me.[2:54:35]   Can we, I feel so bad for him. Can we hire two guys like Leo Dominique or someone who has a lot of time to just, maybe for a couple of weeks ago, Joe Mataris is watching.[2:54:45]   Joe Mataris is watching. Get us some new Mataris stuff. Is that what you're saying?[2:54:50]   No, I'm saying he's like, oh, I'm so jealous of Mike. Right. He's watching. It's so great.[2:54:55]   And all you do for him is once in a while, you can be like, Joe Mataris is watching. Check out Joe Mataris.[2:55:00]   Yeah, that'll be helpful for his career. Joe Mataris is watching. What? Joe Mataris?[2:55:05]   That guy from the East Coast. What's his problem with me? Because I know a lot about him here.[2:55:10]   Yeah. Here's the story about him.[2:55:12]   You should switch for like a week to open saying Joe Mataris is watching to everybody and cause a lot of confusion.[2:55:18]   Yes. Joe Mataris is sending out. He's got an audience, a legion of trolls.[2:55:23]   Tell people, go in their comments and say, Joe Mataris is so pissed. He's flipping out.[2:55:28]   Yes. Do all the old gags, but with Joe Mataris to see what happens.[2:55:31]   You never know.[2:55:33]   You never know.[2:55:35]   And always say, I heard Joe Mataris is doing this.[2:55:40]   Yes. You can't say for a fact that's defamation and slander.[2:55:44]   You don't want to be caught up in a fool's trial where they try to get you illegally.[2:55:50]   Isn't that the worst? They love discovery. So watch out. Here we go. Let's see the rest of this tape.[2:55:56]   Joe Mataris, red bar in the wild. Nice to see you guys that are on my stream right now.[2:56:00]   The eight of you start going on everybody's live stream and just mentioned Joe Mataris.[2:56:05]   Just do that for me because this guy's fans who he's mentioning right here.[2:56:10]   That's what they do. They'll go on everybody's live stream and they mention him and hopes that you'll go watch.[2:56:17]   No, that's not why. Can you imagine? Yeah, they're all doing this in hopes that they bring more people to watch.[2:56:23]   We don't want them. You think they're doing this because they want a larger group of friends to watch the show with?[2:56:28]   No, they're doing it because it's...[2:56:31]   Everyone is saying pick... Because look, everyone is saying what? Sorry for interrupting.[2:56:36]   No, no, go ahead. Everyone is saying pick a fool to say that to. Just go to anyone who would know Joe Mataris.[2:56:41]   Spread it evenly across the US. Joe Mataris is going crazy right now. Anyone that might know him. Anyone that might know him.[2:56:48]   Exactly. He's trying to find you. We heard he's trying to find you, you know, because that's not me.[2:56:56]   They could say that about me. I'm giving them permission. But you know, Joe isn't.[2:57:01]   But he kind of gave it. He said, go do what you're doing.[2:57:04]   He didn't say that. So yeah, I take it back. This is his instruction, not ours.[2:57:08]   Or, you know, follow his stuff. So do that the same for me, everybody.[2:57:13]   Start mentioning Joe Mataris on everybody's live streams. Write it on it.[2:57:19]   And you want it done the same way Red Bar does it. That's what you're implying.[2:57:23]   I mean, your honor, inflammation. Yes.[2:57:28]   You know what? Let's end this. You win.[2:57:33]   You know. So, yeah, I didn't realize he was going to ask for that.[2:57:38]   That's incredible. I didn't I don't know if I caught all that.[2:57:41]   There are Instagrams like if they post a video, just just fucking start throwing my my name all over the place.[2:57:48]   Could you do that for me? That's my goal with three.[2:57:53]   Create copy and rubber on the ends. Like it's almost like they own me.[2:57:58]   Like I'm a racehorse. Just do that. Even if it's for a week, I really appreciate.[2:58:03]   Oh, you're right. It usually comes up in a negative[2:58:08]   way, even though I'm. Wow. I don't think I'm a dick.[2:58:13]   Oh, my gosh. So you haven't learned a thing. I thought you were nice[2:58:18]   now and like this was all behind you. You're getting all worked up again.[2:58:23]   You're back to your old immaturity. You're a father of three kids.[2:58:28]   And aren't the kids like 18? You have a house like from a show that we watch.[2:58:33]   Every show we watch that we're talking about, the houses look like Joe Mataris house.[2:58:39]   Where there's so much sun. The neighbors are all amazing people that you could[2:58:44]   have over. He lives a life like that. And he's sitting here yelling at the screen.[2:58:48]   Actually fucking kill as the main character of that type of show.[2:58:52]   That type of show. That could be 30 minute or yes, a lighthearted 30 minute[2:58:57]   or 800 ads. Oh, if you guys get peacock premium,[2:59:02]   it's five 98 a month. It's their highest level of service. You'll watch a show and you'll[2:59:07]   just interrupted by a 62nd twice as loud ad in the[2:59:12]   middle of the scene. That's what they do now in shows and they don't even like have[2:59:17]   it timed out for the break. It's just like a YouTube ad where it pops in. That's crazy,[2:59:22]   man. That's fucking nuts. How long are we going to put up with this? How about instead of the writers strike,[2:59:27]   we strike the studios[2:59:32]   say they should we should go on strike from watching, huh?[2:59:37]   Help them. OK, here, let's see the rest of the tape. It's longer than I thought.[2:59:42]   You know, it usually comes up in a negative way, even though I'm[2:59:47]   I don't think I'm a dick, but you're acting for some[2:59:52]   reasons. Oh, he's getting mafioso.[2:59:57]   Oh, you're getting East Coast. You're acting East Coast. All right, so go do[3:00:02]   that. You've been busting ass and you deserve it. Yes, dude.[3:00:07]   More than 30 years in the biz. Wow. So go go mention me[3:00:12]   on some other live streams. All right. You guys have a great, great[3:00:17]   week and tell everybody, you know, that Joe Materi is going to be at the stress[3:00:22]   factory in New Brunswick this week and that'll work. There was a website to buy[3:00:27]   tickets and then you'll have access to his after party. Eight viewers. This has[3:00:32]   seven viewers. You know, what's better than that? Seven people[3:00:37]   who are joking to be there, by the way. Isn't that nuts? Some man,[3:00:42]   father of three East Coast man living in that house with a wife is on[3:00:47]   there talking to seven fakers.[3:00:52]   This is a kid in a school bus. Yikes. Get that out of there. Isn't that interesting?[3:00:57]   That's nice. Joe Materi is good to hear from you. So that guy gets a hundred dollars. That's[3:01:02]   worth one hundred dollars. That tape, whoever posted that. OK, hit me up. Give me that Venmo.[3:01:07]   That's a good one. That is a good one. See, good tapes, good prize.[3:01:12]   Oh, this one is so good. I love this one coming up next year. I had no idea this guy knew[3:01:17]   me. This is a big honor because this guy is more[3:01:22]   famous than Kill Tony himself. A regular on Kill Tony might be graduated right now.[3:01:27]   It's an honor. David Lucas, everybody. David Lucas,[3:01:32]   come on down. The next contestant on Red Bar in the Wild. This is[3:01:37]   David Lucas with my friend. Proud to say that, by the way,[3:01:42]   Alex Stein.[3:01:46]   If Alex Stein wants to keep this friendship with me, he will disavow[3:01:51]   Steeltoe.[3:01:55]   And again, I'd love to have a relationship with Alex Stein when I see him, I light up. He makes me light[3:02:00]   up. You understand? Yeah. David Lucas[3:02:05]   and Alex Stein talking about me. I can't wait to see it.[3:02:10]   Here it is. Thanks to Scott Loveless. It's been around for long[3:02:15]   enough to definitely earn that hundred because I've been going around saying this new slogan[3:02:20]   light mentions. Let's hear what they say. This is going to[3:02:25]   be your new favorite catchphrase here. I'm naming it. Let me blow you up. Let me[3:02:30]   play it. Oh, uncancellable. Oh, I like that.[3:02:35]   OK. OK. Now, guys, now I'm going to put I'm going to put old David Lucas on the spot.[3:02:40]   You guys ready for this, Jimmy? You didn't even know this. David Lucas's dad is Trick[3:02:45]   Daddy's manager. Is that true, David? The one of the greatest rappers of all time, Trick Daddy? Isn't[3:02:50]   that what is that? Is that a fake rumor? That's a red bar rumor. That's a red bar rumor.[3:02:56]   That's a red bar rumor. Our red bar rumor.[3:03:01]   That's a new term out there. Tap and skins. Can you make a song that's like that's a red bar[3:03:06]   and then at the end of the hook, that's a red bar rumor. That's a red bar rumor.[3:03:12]   A red bar rumor is something so good.[3:03:17]   And did we even it did. It's bigger than a rumor. It's like I heard a rumor, a red bar[3:03:22]   rumor. That means a big that's a doozy. Did we start that a red bar rumor? Now, I[3:03:27]   don't know what they're talking about. I'll say this. I don't do rumors. I do[3:03:32]   predictions, visions,[3:03:36]   premonitions, futurizing[3:03:41]   and such like that. A few rumors. No, no, no. I'm not a rumor guy. I really don't like when people use[3:03:46]   that against me. It's like when Josh Denny goes, all he does is lie about me. It's not[3:03:51]   really what the show is at all. By the way, I want the song to have a thing where like[3:03:56]   a guy says one thing like a guy's like, that's a red bar rumor.[3:04:01]   Yeah, that's a red bar rumor. And it repeats. Yeah.[3:04:06]   And it's a line after line. Yes. Trick Daddy, my grandpa has a red bar rumor.[3:04:14]   Now, that doesn't really seem like the kind of rumor we would spread. That's not the type of room. I don't remember saying that.[3:04:19]   I did mention Trick Daddy earlier today about how Lucas was rich or something. So,[3:04:24]   maybe I like read that comment in the chat or something. So, let's hear this again. What is this Trick Daddy[3:04:29]   stuff? I'm naming it uncancellable. Oh,[3:04:34]   I like that. Okay. Okay. Now, guys, now I'm going to put old David Lucas on[3:04:39]   the spot. You guys ready for this, Jimmy? You didn't even know this. David Lucas's dad is[3:04:44]   Trick Daddy's manager. Is that true, David? One of the greatest rappers of all time, Trick Daddy?[3:04:49]   Isn't that, what is that? Is that a fake rumor? That's a red bar rumor. That's a red bar rumor.[3:04:54]   Why did you do such a big sigh?[3:04:59]   That's a red bar rumor. You know, red bar, that's[3:05:04]   that's where, you know, you're getting $100 when red bar in the wild. That's one of the things[3:05:09]   at the end, you know, red bar. And you all say that with me at the same time.[3:05:14]   So, that's the point of this segment here. We can't believe these people know us. We[3:05:19]   think of these as characters from TV. You know, we're watching YouTube the same way[3:05:24]   we're watching platonic through the same system. They're all the same stars[3:05:29]   to me. And I see that more than George Clooney.[3:05:34]   I only got one screen there that I look at. They're all on it. They're all[3:05:39]   equals. So, David Lucas knowing about me, that's like if[3:05:44]   who is one of the, you know, Wesley Snipes[3:05:49]   knew about me. So, this is the same. That's a red bar rumor.[3:05:54]   That's a red bar rumor. No, that's a red bar rumor.[3:05:59]   It is, you know, what's a red bar rumor? Or is that[3:06:04]   a rumor that I spread or is a red bar rumor just a term[3:06:09]   for a rumor that's not true? Because we're so full of shit. Yeah. Okay.[3:06:14]   Well, there it is. David Lucas announcing. Nice to see those guys. I can't believe they even know each other. You know, that's[3:06:19]   Alex Stein should replace Tucker. Alex Stein should replace Tucker.[3:06:24]   I mean, he's a better person than Tucker, that's for sure. 100 percent. A lot nicer.[3:06:29]   A lot nicer. A lot more more human. That Tucker, guys, do not trust me on this[3:06:34]   Tucker thing. I don't want to get into it. This is not politically inspired. Stay away[3:06:39]   from that Tucker, please. You're going to make a fool of yourself. Alex Stein, I'm not going to write you[3:06:44]   in the red bar in the wild show note every week. It can't be every week. Alex Stein, Alex[3:06:49]   Stein. But I still love you. Exactly. And guys, stop trying to get Alex Stein has mentioned[3:06:54]   us. He's been wild. Well, wild and out and ever in the wild.[3:06:59]   Oh, wild it. Alex Stein. Yeah, he's done.[3:07:04]   You don't got to keep doing it to the same four guys over and over again. Let's get a little bit more creative.[3:07:09]   OK. Stars. Big names. OK. Not[3:07:15]   not these guys. You could do one more Alex Stein all along.[3:07:21]   All right. Here's this next one. This next one. Just always around.[3:07:26]   What's that? Usually another guy is the target of the[3:07:31]   wild and OK. He's just always there. You know, he's there. He's here. There's nowhere.[3:07:36]   He ain't be ready when you are. I got to download a little video from we transfer.[3:07:41]   Oh, we can't preview. OK, that's fine. You can't preview the file, but you're giving it to me, right? It's being downloaded.[3:07:46]   Or wait, there's one more one more thing I got to do. Download. Here it[3:07:51]   comes, guys. It's on the bottom of a Safari Web browser,[3:07:56]   which is this is Chrome. Of course, this is nerds. Chrome. Don't worry.[3:08:01]   I'm not using Safari. I'm not a lib.[3:08:06]   That was a close one, too. They thought I was using this very nice safari use on the iPhone. It's just the one that's[3:08:11]   built in. OK, you can't be using Chrome on the iPhone. That's a little[3:08:17]   it's a little ghetto. Right. Safari on the iPhone,[3:08:22]   but Chrome on the. I can't tell you. You know, it's embarrassing[3:08:27]   knowing somebody that uses Firefox.[3:08:32]   Mozilla Firefox. You remember this? People don't use that anymore. Oh, yes, I get a lot of times.[3:08:37]   Hey, Mike, having trouble viewing the show on Firefox version[3:08:42]   six. Yeah, you got it. You can't use a vintage browser for a gag.[3:08:47]   You should be using Safari forever in the wild. Me.[3:08:52]   Oh, OK. I'm showing you a video I downloaded. I got a we transfer from someone and[3:08:57]   this man's name is red bars.[3:09:01]   The red bars watching guy made a montage video for us. What? Yeah,[3:09:06]   I haven't seen this. Well, isn't that what this is? Eric Griffin gets trolled gaming. Oh,[3:09:11]   great. I thought you meant a the guy you should have him saying that.[3:09:16]   Oh, no, I don't know. It's an edit. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. It's an edit from[3:09:21]   the guy who screams red bars watching. Perfect. He sent me this edit.[3:09:26]   He goes, here you go, Mike. Thank you so much. And I said,[3:09:31]   you're welcome. So this is that video. Let's check it out. Let's see what this is. Eric Griffin, by the way,[3:09:36]   playing Warzone. Guys, we all agree that[3:09:41]   if you are an adult, you cannot be online[3:09:46]   playing games being taped. Right. Gay[3:09:51]   as fuck and stupid and nerdy and horrible. Right. I hope so.[3:09:56]   That's my stance. I hope we're all on the same thing. This is insane for somebody to[3:10:01]   do. Okay. Eric Griffin, he's about 60 years old. He's doing this.[3:10:06]   They all love these games online that they love talking. They get, you know what? It's like guys that are too embarrassed to[3:10:11]   just go talk to some friends. So they're going to pretend they're playing a game. Oh, it's about[3:10:16]   the game. It's never about the game. You barely, you're just letting yourself die. You're standing there and getting shot[3:10:21]   while you talk to your buddies. And by the way, your buddies are seven fucking nerds[3:10:26]   that you have no business talking to. So it's very[3:10:31]   pathetic. Here it is. Eric Griffin playing one of these games here. You'll see him[3:10:36]   pop up genetic block ban situation, block and[3:10:41]   ban. I don't give a fuck about these. Okay. So here he is in this corner here.[3:10:46]   We'll zoom into him in a little bit, but here he is. And he's talking about blocking and banning. Is that what I'm hearing?[3:10:51]   That's what he's saying. Tim Bannon. What's that guy's name that y'all love so much? Jeff[3:10:56]   Bannon. Steve Bannon. Where's he been? I miss him.[3:11:01]   So there's Eric. Why can I rewind here? I'm not seeing[3:11:06]   a rewind or fast forward action happening here. Oh, there's a little player there. Here we go.[3:11:11]   So yeah, he's already starting. He wants to ban people, block people. You ever[3:11:16]   heard me say something like that? It's pathetic. This is a straight[3:11:21]   block ban situation. Block and ban. I don't give a fuck[3:11:26]   about these. Just what this guy, what they're saying. I don't give a fuck what they say.[3:11:31]   None of this shit bugs me. They try to change their name, trying to get past a ban type of thing.[3:11:36]   This is what you guys are doing to him? And nobody sees it. And then I see it and I just, you know,[3:11:41]   it's just like I move on with my life. You know what I mean? First they're like, oh,[3:11:46]   you know, your wife's a gold digger. Right. And then they don't realize that my wife's been working this whole[3:11:51]   time. She works at Target and she's like a visual merchandiser. She's like, yes, this is[3:11:56]   in response to the working at Target. The world can't get over this. Of course, you know, they found[3:12:01]   Eric Griffin TVs, Eric Griffin, the workaholics famous actor.[3:12:06]   He's been to multiple awards shows.[3:12:11]   Here's Eric Griffin with his new wife. You know, this guy's a seasoned comedian. He's been[3:12:16]   podcasting forever. He's been on every show. He's gotten every opportunity that exists in[3:12:21]   comedy. And here he is. And we find out his wife who's about 23 years old[3:12:26]   is working at Target. The store.[3:12:31]   That's a huge story. He doesn't get why this is such a big story.[3:12:36]   Why this is so exhilarating for us. Okay. He doesn't understand that.[3:12:41]   And he's been Adam 20 chewing all over the internet ever[3:12:46]   since this target thing happened. He doesn't care. You see, that's why we hear him talk about it[3:12:51]   so much. Jules, he doesn't care at all. And he's not even making any money.[3:12:56]   He's not making. He's making no money. I mean, if your wife has to work at Target and[3:13:01]   the excuses he's given. I just mean at least Adam 22 is running an amazing marketing campaign. Well, Adam 22[3:13:06]   I'll tell you this. I hate to break everyone's chart. Adam 22 is[3:13:11]   marketing a sex tape right now. And he found a[3:13:16]   this is inside information. I have it on good authority. This was all planned. It was[3:13:21]   even scripted most of it. The Adam 22 cock stuff was a plan[3:13:26]   to get the most exposure possible so that they could finally sell the tape with his wife and[3:13:31]   the black fellow, which is going to be one of the biggest selling tapes of their career.[3:13:36]   Thanks to the marketing and strategy that Mr. 22 worked[3:13:41]   in place. That was the Lisa thinking with that one. Okay. That was the Lisa using her[3:13:46]   brain. She gets in there and gives the Lisa thought of that one. And I[3:13:51]   listen, I hope to that we were witnessing the craziest when things are too crazy.[3:13:56]   You must ask somebody and get the real[3:14:01]   scoop. Okay. And that's what I did. I, this is a close source. I'm, I'm very sorry. I hate to do that[3:14:06]   cause I saw so many people celebrating. I hate to break his heart like[3:14:11]   that. He's huge in the 22 community. This is probably a big moment. I had it.[3:14:16]   I do get it. So, um, yeah. And they're going to make a lot of money and[3:14:21]   then 22 is going to come out. He's actually going to show a documentary. They say of him pre-planning[3:14:26]   it all so that you don't think he's lying. And he's going to go, guys,[3:14:31]   I'm sorry, but I had to fool you. And then he shows you his[3:14:36]   presentation that explains it all. It's all legit. There's witnesses.[3:14:41]   And you're all going to stand up and applaud. The tape started out and now he's[3:14:46]   beefing with the guy who fucked his wife. It's like,[3:14:51]   I don't know if you've ever seen like a Floyd Mayweather versus Logan Paul type of situation, but[3:14:56]   they happen. This is all under happy punch productions, folks.[3:15:01]   Okay. FouseyTube trained him to do this. You know,[3:15:06]   instead of going to boxing training, he gets trained by FouseyTube how to cause a giant, uh,[3:15:11]   embarrassment online. Okay. Here's Eric Griffin embarrassed that his wife works at Target. He has every right to be[3:15:16]   embarrassed. Let's see what happens on this very funny red bar in the wild with Eric Griffin.[3:15:21]   Only one position in the whole store, like what she does. And so it's just what she wanted to do.[3:15:26]   She's trying to get this experience so she can go to like even, even higher store, but Target's actually[3:15:31]   a great company to work for. Why go higher than that? They think it's bad. They think this like,[3:15:36]   Oh man, your wife's working at Target. Oh man, you're, you know, so they're using that as like some kind[3:15:41]   of like thing. So I, I don't care. Like, okay.[3:15:45]   So the red bars watching guy actually made an edit that's, uh,[3:15:49]   infuriating to watch. Uh, he actually made it worse.[3:15:54]   So now, you know, like in this clip, he cuts back to[3:15:59]   here. Come on. That's too slow. Cuts back to this. Why should it ever cut back to this?[3:16:04]   This big screen with the Chinese Lisa Liu and all these people[3:16:09]   here with the war game. Why does it ever need to cut back to this? Because I keep zooming in on the[3:16:14]   small screen here and then you'll cut to a larger screen. So it was a possibility.[3:16:23]   Maybe he's watching me.[3:16:29]   Maybe he thought you might want to know. I know. Yeah, I guess so. Or maybe there's some information[3:16:34]   on the screen I'm missing here. I don't know. Oh my God. The guy who[3:16:39]   made this video sent us the most amazing gift, but we haven't revealed it yet because[3:16:44]   it's so good. We want to make a video about it, but it's been too hot. We'll reveal it in[3:16:49]   24 months. Okay, watch this.[3:16:54]   No, no, but I just want you guys to understand like where I just don't get the mentality of[3:16:59]   these kind of people. And then that guy that they're talking[3:17:04]   about, this is what he encourages. He encourages people to[3:17:09]   go to the people's channels and stuff and like give[3:17:14]   them prizes if they get blocked and stuff like that. So everyone's catching[3:17:19]   on to Red Bar in the Wild while still being in the wilderness. Isn't[3:17:24]   that insane? If you know so much about Red Bar in the Wild and how it all works, why are you allowing[3:17:29]   it to? Why are you being an animal in[3:17:34]   the wild? So we don't know. So now we've got another old man explaining[3:17:39]   how this system works that I'm giving out prizes now to bother[3:17:44]   people. Okay. Which is not the case. We're just trying to get some[3:17:50]   honest exposure. Okay.[3:17:55]   You're going to hate on me. I'm trying to just feed my family with some honest exposure.[3:18:00]   It's no worse than a crypto ad target. We work at this. Yes.[3:18:05]   This is my job. Geez. I'm just trying to make a living.[3:18:10]   And by the way, I'm losing a lot of money on this segment. Okay. I give away more money than your wife[3:18:15]   made this month at target. So your wife actually[3:18:20]   owes me quite a lot of fucking money for this channels and stuff areas and like[3:18:25]   give some prizes if they get blocked and stuff like that. You know, why don't you give someone a prize?[3:18:30]   Yeah. Why don't you open your wallet? You won't even open your wallet for your wife.[3:18:35]   Steeltoe has a thing where they have a goal of[3:18:40]   like $300 a day. Yeah. Every day. Their dream is to raise 300 bucks.[3:18:45]   A goal of giving away 300. Yes. That's our[3:18:50]   goal. We're going to try to give away $300. Hopefully we can find three.[3:18:55]   Yeah. To someone who deserves. Yeah. How about that? That's our goal. That's a good goal[3:19:00]   to give away because that's helping people, which we do. Money to[3:19:05]   us is a joke. I mean, what money have you ever gotten from Steeltoe?[3:19:10]   These people don't give you a damn thing. And I'm the only one who gives away prizes and it doesn't benefit[3:19:15]   our show at all. And radio are supposed to go together hand in hand.[3:19:20]   Yet no one will ever. Yes. And it's not like, Oh, you guys have to go do a million things for[3:19:25]   me to get these prizes. No, no, no. It's basically I'm stupidly giving you[3:19:30]   cash that you don't deserve or earn. Well, look, they earned it.[3:19:35]   Yeah, they earned it for this. Like on my Instagram when he was like, come on Griff block me so I can[3:19:40]   get this thing from the guy. Listen to that. I was like, Oh, is that what it is? I said, that's pretty interesting that[3:19:45]   it that it works like that. You know, I was like, Oh wow. All right. Well, I mean, that's pretty cool.[3:19:50]   I mean, that's how you encourage your people to do their thing.[3:19:55]   That's got it all figured out, huh? If you want to be a hate channel, I hate channel.[3:20:00]   Now it's a chance. And then you tell your followers, all right, here's what we're going to do, guys.[3:20:05]   I'm going to make up some shit about someone that you guys are going to there. It is. I'm going to do things.[3:20:10]   Twitter, Instagram. I'm going to make up some shit about somebody. And that's[3:20:15]   my channel. Did I make up your wife work to target? That's the only thing we're teasing you about.[3:20:20]   The only thing you're getting trolled about is your wife working at Target, which is pretty much as lighthearted[3:20:25]   as it gets. Did I make that up or is that your literal[3:20:30]   reality? I hope my mustache isn't messed up from this.[3:20:35]   Let's see. No, I don't want to show my mustache on cam. I'm sick of that.[3:20:40]   I can't believe I even have a mustache. So there it is. This is the fool.[3:20:45]   This really is troublesome. And it's almost like they're admitting to us[3:20:50]   that they are liars and willing to lie and use lie technology[3:20:55]   to get through life. We all know I didn't make anything up about[3:21:00]   him. I didn't make anything up about Josh Denny.[3:21:05]   So to tell people that it's not me. I'm not mad about it.[3:21:10]   You're making stuff up. But yeah, it's your, what you're doing is you're[3:21:15]   showing our audience who knows what they're looking at that you are willing to lie.[3:21:20]   What else are you capable of? Eric,[3:21:25]   which is a nasty name. I mean, true blood. That Eric is a[3:21:30]   mess. What other Eric? Eric Griffin? That's the kid from[3:21:35]   family guy for God's sake. I feel like every Eric in the[3:21:40]   BBG is always kind of mean. You don't want to be named Eric,[3:21:45]   you know, Erica Costell,[3:21:50]   Eric, you might as well change your name to trash can.[3:21:55]   All right. Let's see what he says now. Twitter and Instagram and all the stuff.[3:22:01]   Clapton killed his son. Eric clapped and pushed that kid into the spikes.[3:22:05]   Sorry. Thank you. Welcome. I welcome the challenge.[3:22:10]   He welcomes the challenge. He says now this isn't what we even want.[3:22:15]   Hey, mods. This is like a,[3:22:19]   this is like a thing that's happening. They're doing this on purpose.[3:22:22]   So just being a block. Everybody did even mentions it.[3:22:27]   My life mods, you know what I mean?[3:22:31]   It's like a fly. It's just annoying, but you're not like,[3:22:34]   you're like, I got to change my life forever because of this[3:22:39]   floor. It's calling me a fly.[3:22:45]   She's overhead.[3:22:52]   So you look, his zoom into comedic time. Yes. Okay.[3:22:59]   Jake, all this stuff that's happening is like a[3:23:04]   man with a coordinated attack, coordinated attack and block.[3:23:08]   All these people, if it feels similar, then we just move on with our lives.[3:23:13]   She's telling his mods, Hey, we got an, a coordinated attack,[3:23:15]   a coordinated attack going on here. Ban and block, ban and block.[3:23:22]   Coordinated attack. You're really playing this game tonight.[3:23:26]   This is immersive.[3:23:30]   This is CGI. This is a, you know what?[3:23:34]   We never use PlayStation virtual reality.[3:23:37]   That thing's basically in our junk drawer after day two.[3:23:41]   We've never pulled that thing out ever since I saw the vision programmers.[3:23:45]   I'm not going near the fucking PlayStation.[3:23:47]   I let my mom use it at Christmas and it was a touching family moment with a mom[3:23:51]   using a VR headset. Everybody loves that. Oh yeah. I loved that.[3:23:55]   I loved that from the kitchen. This is me in the kitchen watching.[3:24:01]   I actually think that you were working out while that was happening. Yeah.[3:24:04]   That's my new thing now. Oh, I have. Oh, I'm so sorry. I have to work out.[3:24:09]   You know me. Meanwhile, I haven't worked on six days,[3:24:13]   but that's why of course I have to work out while people are here because I've[3:24:17]   mixed so many days. I got to do it now. Sorry.[3:24:21]   It's 8 PM Friday night.[3:24:25]   We had a whole plan for a bunch of people coming over.[3:24:29]   I'll be in the gym. They respect it. You can't knock it.[3:24:33]   Maybe we should give the PS five thing away as a prize. I know.[3:24:37]   I refuse to put that thing back on. I don't want to focus it.[3:24:40]   That's like my biggest thing is setting it up. I know.[3:24:43]   It's too many levers to know if it's ever right.[3:24:47]   And it also kind of makes me pretty nauseous. Not going to lie. You know,[3:24:51]   I got a leg extension machine, a leg extension machine in the gym there.[3:24:56]   It's the same way. It's got so many adjustment,[3:25:02]   so many adjustment areas that you never know if you're, you know,[3:25:06]   you got to adjust, you know, seven different things have to be adjusted.[3:25:10]   Just so for it to work right.[3:25:14]   You never really know if you're in the most benefit. It's like, uh,[3:25:19]   if you ever have a, like a, a car with automatic seats that do it all,[3:25:23]   you never know if it's the best setup possible.[3:25:27]   Cause there's too many setups. It's like the bed,[3:25:31]   the adjustable bed. If you've got an adjustable bed like me,[3:25:35]   I've got a craft medic, adjustable hospital bed. And, uh,[3:25:39]   you never know. It's like, but then it could also do this.[3:25:43]   And then you go, should I want more of that lesson that I have no idea what to[3:25:47]   do or if it's optimal. So that is exactly like,[3:25:50]   what were we talking about? It's exactly like VR.[3:25:56]   Somebody should make an edit of all these little things that Mike thinks are[3:25:59]   going to change his life. Like the day,[3:26:01]   the show after he got his VR headset where he's like, God,[3:26:05]   this is going to change the way that we look at the world and then never been[3:26:10]   touched since before.[3:26:11]   It's going to change the way I look at that pile of junk in the living room.[3:26:17]   Change the way I look at the living room.[3:26:18]   Cause now I have plastic and cords right there.[3:26:22]   Does anything look worse than a fucking cord?[3:26:27]   You can have the most beautiful room in the world.[3:26:29]   And then if there's like a cord coming off the TV, it's like, all right,[3:26:33]   let's go back to Eric Griffin who is now fully immersed.[3:26:36]   That's where we got this VR idea from. And remember he is,[3:26:41]   he's at war with the chat,[3:26:45]   begging for his mods to, to wake up and blank.[3:26:49]   It feels similar. That would just move on with our coordinated attack.[3:26:52]   That was it. No timeouts. Just no timeouts. Get rid of it.[3:26:56]   You know what I mean? Get rid of them.[3:26:57]   That's what he says to good people like you guys get rid of them.[3:27:00]   Get rid of them. I don't know if they said that to black people.[3:27:09]   He's texting for help. So good.[3:27:10]   I'm glad red bars watching guy caught this because you are texting.[3:27:14]   Anytime a guy is typing on a live stream, I assume it's panic.[3:27:20]   That's why you'll never see me type on live stream. If you do,[3:27:22]   it's because big trouble is happening inside, you know,[3:27:27]   type it away. Yes. Every time I'm typing something normal over here,[3:27:30]   Mike's like what's going on.[3:27:33]   Even when she types at home, when it starts getting real ferocious and fast,[3:27:36]   I go, what the fuck are you typing?[3:27:40]   How do what is so important that it must be tight?[3:27:43]   I haven't typed shit in six years.[3:27:48]   I copy and paste everything. I said everything I wanted to say for the year.[3:27:51]   I put it down in a notepad. I use copy and paste.[3:27:55]   Next year, I could add more stuff if I need to.[3:28:00]   Red bars watching me. Help, help. He's asking for help.[3:28:06]   Fuck. And then they start dying in the game and everything's on pretty soon.[3:28:11]   Imagine this. I love this. When a live stream turns into the worst nightmare.[3:28:15]   I mean, is there anything more pathetic than this fat old man,[3:28:19]   wife working at target? He's having his man cave time.[3:28:23]   He wants to go on and stream and play video games and have a great time.[3:28:28]   And now he's just moaning in hell because he's got his whole chat making fun of him.[3:28:35]   He's got to worry about blocking. He's dying in the game. What a night.[3:28:40]   You'll never see. Close your eyes.[3:28:43]   You know what's missing? A vision of me cooked up in something like that.[3:28:48]   You'll never see me experience a night like that.[3:28:52]   If I go out to have fun, it works.[3:28:57]   I don't end the night by ending the stream going, OK, well, whatever, guys, I'm out of here.[3:29:02]   How many of these old men end their streams with, OK, well, yeah, fuck this. I'm out.[3:29:08]   This is insane. Also, Kumi does the same thing.[3:29:12]   It's like red bar rules. Red bar is the best.[3:29:15]   We're the biggest show. We're the best show.[3:29:17]   But realistically, how many guys are in there? Like three.[3:29:21]   There's three guys in there. We don't have any people.[3:29:24]   I ask these people, I get more than 30 likes on IG.[3:29:27]   Everybody who's here is here. There's no people.[3:29:29]   That's the other thing about red bar. There's no army.[3:29:31]   Anyone who would give any typing at all involved with red bar is here right now.[3:29:36]   There's like a hundred. We can't get these guys to move an inch.[3:29:39]   So there can't have been. There wasn't.[3:29:42]   If you're imagining a complete, this is like two comments.[3:29:45]   That's what's also so cool about it.[3:29:47]   Yeah, it's just two guys being very light.[3:29:50]   Coordinated attack.[3:29:52]   All right. Well, let's drink to Eric Griffin and watch the rest of this.[3:29:55]   And shout outs to red bars. Watch a guy for put this together.[3:29:58]   Thank you, Daniel.[3:30:00]   So I'm going to get off right now.[3:30:02]   I'm going to get off.[3:30:04]   I'm actually going to go do a bunch of errands right now.[3:30:08]   From workaholic wants some grip.[3:30:10]   He hasn't been around. His computer hasn't been fixed yet.[3:30:13]   He's like, you know, yeah, come back.[3:30:15]   I'll probably play some Diablo until Brian wants to play,[3:30:19]   but I got to go take care of Rachel right now.[3:30:21]   You're going to take care of Rachel.[3:30:23]   All right.[3:30:25]   That's what you call being with your wife, taking care of her.[3:30:28]   Christ dude.[3:30:31]   Hype train successful.[3:30:34]   We haven't had a good hype train in a while.[3:30:37]   I don't know what it's like.[3:30:41]   On his footage.[3:30:43]   I don't know what today's the day like.[3:30:45]   Yes.[3:30:47]   Crazy as trolls.[3:30:49]   Yeah. Right.[3:30:51]   Oh, OK.[3:30:55]   Hello, suburbs.[3:30:57]   I'll take troll subs to[3:31:01]   the trolls.[3:31:03]   Let's finish the hype train.[3:31:05]   Hype train, baby.[3:31:07]   I'm trained.[3:31:09]   Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.[3:31:11]   Wait, why are these people still coming?[3:31:13]   Yep.[3:31:15]   There it is.[3:31:17]   Eric Griffin, you've been in our jungle.[3:31:19]   You're here.[3:31:21]   You're in the rain forest.[3:31:23]   I like Eric Griffin. You can keep doing it to Eric Griffin.[3:31:25]   He's that one is funny every time.[3:31:27]   Yes.[3:31:29]   All right. I think we've got one more left here.[3:31:31]   Who's in the wild this time?[3:31:33]   Oh,[3:31:35]   oh, this one. Not safe for work.[3:31:37]   You know what? I don't have anything in the note, though.[3:31:39]   Oh, yeah.[3:31:41]   The notes empty. I'll find it for next week.[3:31:43]   Next week. Yeah. OK.[3:31:45]   Yeah, that one's pretty dark, too.[3:31:47]   It was just a mini.[3:31:49]   Wait, whoa.[3:31:51]   I really want to see it. If you could find it.[3:31:53]   Let me try to find it.[3:31:55]   This one's dark. I need to see this guy.[3:31:57]   And this is another one that you can stop[3:31:59]   doing it to. It's too scary.[3:32:01]   OK.[3:32:03]   But another friend of the show, which is nice[3:32:05]   to say how open[3:32:07]   and loving I am, you know, loving all these[3:32:09]   types of people. Wait till you see this guy coming[3:32:11]   up. Red bar in the wild.[3:32:13]   And again, very[3:32:15]   grateful that he knows[3:32:17]   me. Very grateful.[3:32:21]   Puff while we wait.[3:32:23]   OK.[3:32:27]   Got an Andrew Schultz tape coming up[3:32:29]   that you're going to love. The true[3:32:31]   the real side of Andrew Schultz[3:32:33]   shows today. Nobody but red bar has[3:32:35]   this very[3:32:37]   limited glance[3:32:39]   into what's actually going on[3:32:41]   besides us.[3:32:43]   OK. You might hear about this story[3:32:45]   on YouTube, but[3:32:47]   it ain't going to be the way you're hearing about it here.[3:32:49]   It's OK. We can leave it.[3:32:51]   The one that someone sent you.[3:32:53]   That's OK. We'll do it next time.[3:32:55]   It's not. Don't worry, guys. It wasn't that great.[3:32:57]   It was Nick Fuentes.[3:32:59]   It was Nick Fuentes.[3:33:01]   So you can imagine,[3:33:03]   OK? Why is it being Jewish[3:33:05]   and insult to you, Nick?[3:33:07]   Nick Fuentes. So, yeah, but that is[3:33:09]   exciting that Nick Fuentes knows me. I mean, this is[3:33:11]   Kanye West. Good friend. Not[3:33:13]   anymore. He put a cross.[3:33:15]   I understand. And that's because of the cross[3:33:17]   and only that. So Nick[3:33:19]   Fuentes does not like Kanye anymore.[3:33:21]   You know why? Because Kanye put[3:33:23]   a cross[3:33:25]   over his new wife's butt[3:33:27]   as underwear.[3:33:29]   And you know what? That's too[3:33:31]   far. And I agree.[3:33:33]   That's why I would stop being friends with[3:33:35]   Kanye as well. And that is what happened.[3:33:37]   So Nick[3:33:39]   Fuentes, he is the one[3:33:41]   who doesn't like Kanye, not the[3:33:43]   other way around. Definitely.[3:33:45]   Tell everybody. And it makes[3:33:47]   perfect sense. The cross. You don't fuck[3:33:49]   with the fucking cross. OK?[3:33:51]   I barely will even[3:33:53]   I don't even like David Cross[3:33:55]   because[3:33:57]   that seems to be[3:33:59]   blasphemous. Messing with God.[3:34:01]   I don't mess with that shit. God is[3:34:03]   our only papa.[3:34:05]   And you[3:34:07]   always respect God. And please[3:34:09]   do not make fun of that.[3:34:11]   No crosses.[3:34:13]   Especially if you're black. That's sick.[3:34:15]   OK, what do we got next? What should we do?[3:34:17]   How about a couple minis? Let's do minis.[3:34:19]   Mark Norman. And then we've got[3:34:21]   Andrew Schultz, Club Random,[3:34:23]   and George Jenko. We've got so much[3:34:25]   good stuff. I mean, and there's much more than that.[3:34:27]   Those are the big. These ones are minis.[3:34:29]   These are minis. Can I show you Mark Norman's[3:34:31]   trailer? Yes. Mark Norman's[3:34:33]   got a Netflix special coming out. Is this[3:34:35]   the first Netflix one? I believe it is.[3:34:37]   Oh, Mark Norman. Eric[3:34:39]   Weinstein clip we talked about earlier.[3:34:41]   Yeah, I would love to show that. Let's show you this.[3:34:43]   This trailer is pretty short. I've never[3:34:45]   seen anything like it.[3:34:47]   Disappeared right from under my nose. Here[3:34:49]   it is. Mark Norman's[3:34:51]   got a Netflix special coming out. I love this.[3:34:53]   I get excited[3:34:55]   when it's an opportunity to face[3:34:57]   the actual public for these guys.[3:34:59]   You know, sure, the joke[3:35:01]   world and the little audience that Joe's[3:35:03]   built loves Mark Norman, right?[3:35:05]   Well, we think Mark Norman[3:35:07]   is terrible. I mean,[3:35:09]   we really find him to be[3:35:11]   disconnected, fearful,[3:35:13]   lazy,[3:35:15]   and really the hype[3:35:17]   around him right now,[3:35:19]   it really doesn't add up. I mean, it's just a bunch[3:35:21]   of guys. It's just like TikTokers.[3:35:23]   You know, they might as well be[3:35:25]   TikTokers for this gay group of joke[3:35:27]   world type of guys. That's what it is[3:35:29]   now. They love anybody who's[3:35:31]   part of the friendship group[3:35:33]   because it's a reality show now.[3:35:35]   That's what this comedy scene is[3:35:37]   now. And that's what I've been trying to make of it[3:35:39]   since day one.[3:35:41]   But the world is caught up, so[3:35:43]   this comedy scene now is a reality[3:35:45]   show and Mark Norman is just a character[3:35:47]   that everybody loves.[3:35:49]   But they're[3:35:51]   confused and they think that they're a fan[3:35:53]   of his comedy. No one is a fan of his comedy.[3:35:55]   So I get excited when a guy like[3:35:57]   that now has a special on Netflix[3:35:59]   front page. Let's see[3:36:01]   what the real world thinks about Mark[3:36:03]   Norman. You know, not these[3:36:05]   little guys.[3:36:07]   He put up this trailer.[3:36:09]   It worries us. Or[3:36:11]   is it awesome?[3:36:13]   Can't decide.[3:36:15]   It's called Soup to Nuts trailer. Now[3:36:17]   I I'll tell you this. I[3:36:19]   judge. It's called Soup to Nuts trailer.[3:36:21]   It's called Soup to Nuts[3:36:23]   is the name of the special.[3:36:25]   And I[3:36:27]   I don't need to hear[3:36:29]   Mark's jokes. Ever.[3:36:31]   You can put it on mute and I can tell you how[3:36:33]   Mark's doing. I read Mark[3:36:35]   by the eyes.[3:36:37]   Mark's eyes are a[3:36:39]   definite tell[3:36:41]   to me. He's[3:36:43]   always, you know, pretty much[3:36:45]   70% anxiety and fear.[3:36:47]   And the rest is just[3:36:49]   memorized lines. That's all[3:36:51]   I see. A guy who's scared to death[3:36:53]   but he's memorized these lines and he knows[3:36:55]   how to say them. But[3:36:57]   other than that, he's in[3:36:59]   pure hell and feeling[3:37:01]   no enjoyment. And[3:37:03]   then he gets drunk and he gets bothersome[3:37:05]   and I feel like he's a big[3:37:07]   weirdo.[3:37:09]   So I don't need[3:37:11]   to hear these jokes. We'll[3:37:13]   look at his eyes. If his eyes look[3:37:15]   shitty, then something[3:37:17]   is going on and it's a big deal.[3:37:19]   Yes, and I think I heard[3:37:21]   him say this too. Someone in the chat says[3:37:23]   Mark said it's the darkest. He's gone[3:37:25]   and he's worried he might get in trouble.[3:37:27]   We hear this a lot from comedians.[3:37:29]   They've gone dark.[3:37:31]   It's going to be on Netflix.[3:37:33]   It's going to be crazy,[3:37:35]   right? You know, Netflix.[3:37:37]   The network that shows us[3:37:39]   such crazy[3:37:41]   stuff that is dark.[3:37:43]   What do you mean, like[3:37:45]   Black Mirror? The stupidest fucking show I've ever[3:37:47]   seen? How dark[3:37:49]   could it be if Netflix has allowed it to be[3:37:51]   on their station? How dark?[3:37:53]   You don't.[3:37:55]   How dark is it if it's[3:37:57]   allowed on YouTube?[3:37:59]   It's not dark. You're not going anywhere.[3:38:01]   You're abiding by the rules of these two[3:38:03]   giant networks.[3:38:05]   These guys, Andrew Schultz, I'm putting[3:38:07]   my special on YouTube because[3:38:09]   maybe that was[3:38:11]   Mom and House.[3:38:13]   Still, Mom and House is strict.[3:38:15]   Alright, here it is. This trailer[3:38:17]   is weird.[3:38:19]   I can't believe Netflix allowed this.[3:38:21]   Maybe it's good.[3:38:23]   You know, the trailers they usually have[3:38:25]   are horrible. They're just little cuts of[3:38:27]   comedy, right? They make them look really[3:38:29]   stupid and douchey.[3:38:31]   Tom Segura. He's honest.[3:38:33]   Remember that? Tom Segura's trailer[3:38:35]   had a splash screen. He'd tell a little[3:38:37]   joke and that's why[3:38:39]   my son's an asshole.[3:38:41]   He's honest, it would say.[3:38:43]   Oh, he is?[3:38:45]   Hmm. That's interesting.[3:38:47]   So, let's see.[3:38:49]   The first thing we're seeing here, Mark[3:38:51]   Norman's Shoop to Nuts official Netflix[3:38:53]   trailer, it says Chappelle.[3:38:55]   Okay, that's what we're seeing here right[3:38:57]   now. Chappelle. The word Chappelle. Maybe[3:38:59]   this is Chappelle Lacey.[3:39:01]   Rachel's. Alright, let's[3:39:03]   see what happens. Chappelle.[3:39:05]   Rock.[3:39:07]   Chris Rock.[3:39:09]   Wong.[3:39:11]   Mulaney.[3:39:13]   Maniscalco.[3:39:15]   Kreischer.[3:39:17]   Hart. Netflix paid them handsomely.[3:39:19]   And with whatever money they had[3:39:21]   left over, they got this guy.[3:39:25]   I grew up in Louisiana.[3:39:27]   I grew up a lot of homophobia. I grew up with a guy[3:39:29]   This isn't a Daniel Camichi[3:39:31]   edit. The red bars[3:39:33]   watching this isn't an edit. This is the[3:39:35]   trailer. So obviously[3:39:37]   that opening I would have to assume was[3:39:39]   written by Mark.[3:39:41]   Right? Mark actually wrote this.[3:39:43]   This.[3:39:45]   Chappelle.[3:39:47]   Rock. Mark, he's writing.[3:39:49]   Remember, this doesn't come out of thin air.[3:39:51]   Mulaney. Comes out of a pen.[3:39:53]   Maniscalco. Listen.[3:39:55]   Kreischer. Hart.[3:39:57]   Netflix paid them handsomely.[3:39:59]   And with whatever money they[3:40:01]   had left over, they got this[3:40:03]   guy.[3:40:05]   Fuck yeah.[3:40:07]   That's the self-deprecation that I[3:40:09]   have not seen yet in comedy.[3:40:11]   That's the kind of[3:40:13]   self-deprecating stuff that most people[3:40:15]   are too afraid to do.[3:40:17]   I've[3:40:19]   never seen a comic put himself down[3:40:21]   like that. How vulnerable.[3:40:25]   Not.[3:40:27]   Then it[3:40:29]   goes into clown music.[3:40:31]   Yes, that's why I said this isn't an edit.[3:40:33]   It goes into clown music in a montage[3:40:35]   of these jokes, which to[3:40:37]   me, don't pass.[3:40:39]   They got this guy.[3:40:43]   I grew up in Louisiana. I grew up a lot[3:40:45]   of homophobia. I grew up with a guy hated[3:40:47]   gay people. He was obsessed with gay guys[3:40:49]   taking the rainbow. That was like his big beef.[3:40:51]   So yeah, that's Louisiana music[3:40:53]   actually, not clown.[3:40:55]   But I consider it, yes,[3:40:57]   very similar to clown. You know, I grew up[3:40:59]   mostly listening to clown.[3:41:01]   When I got into high school, I realized[3:41:03]   Louisiana is very similar[3:41:05]   to clown.[3:41:07]   It's like ska and reggae.[3:41:09]   And I got into Louisiana[3:41:13]   Mardi Grasic[3:41:15]   music[3:41:17]   for a while. That's all I listened to was[3:41:19]   Mardi Gras marching band.[3:41:21]   Just many different recordings[3:41:23]   of the same song.[3:41:25]   Popeyes commercials[3:41:27]   that I would tape.[3:41:29]   That was the music.[3:41:31]   So yes, I'm sorry for calling this clown[3:41:33]   obviously.[3:41:35]   You know all about both. I know about both[3:41:37]   though. That's why I confused it.[3:41:41]   I grew up in Louisiana. I grew up a lot of[3:41:43]   homophobia. I grew up with a guy hated gay[3:41:45]   people. He was obsessed with gay guys taking[3:41:47]   the rainbow. That was like his big beef.[3:41:49]   Gay guys took the rainbow. I'm like[3:41:51]   that might be the gayest complaint[3:41:53]   I've ever heard in my entire life.[3:41:55]   I'm doing alright. You know I had sex with my[3:41:57]   wife today or she calls it micro[3:41:59]   dosing. He looks like[3:42:01]   Drew Michael when Drew Michael's[3:42:03]   hearing aid starts dying.[3:42:05]   Getting nervous[3:42:07]   as fuck. I mean[3:42:09]   his eyes are shit. Look[3:42:11]   how he looks. How does anybody buy into[3:42:13]   it? If you're seeing stand up, it's very important[3:42:15]   that the guy looks super comfortable.[3:42:17]   When you're in the crowd, aren't you feeling[3:42:19]   the vibe of Mark Norman being so[3:42:21]   stilted and stiff and scared?[3:42:23]   Jesus Christ, put on a couple[3:42:25]   of eye patches. We don't need to see that.[3:42:27]   I'm like that might be[3:42:29]   the gayest complaint I've ever heard in my entire[3:42:31]   life. I'm doing alright.[3:42:33]   You know I had sex with my wife today.[3:42:35]   She calls it micro dosing.[3:42:37]   I remember[3:42:39]   one time I left the apartment. This is a dance a Jewish[3:42:41]   kid does when he has to pee and he's[3:42:43]   an annoying Jewish kid.[3:42:45]   And he's not even[3:42:47]   Jewish. He's not even Jewish and you're dancing[3:42:49]   around like a kid named Adam.[3:42:51]   You know.[3:42:53]   Who's got a rich, rich, rich dad.[3:42:55]   Now why do you have instruments on stage here?[3:42:57]   I see there's a[3:42:59]   trying to copy maybe Red Bar[3:43:01]   or something.[3:43:03]   So now people are putting instruments[3:43:05]   against a stage to copy[3:43:07]   us. Okay.[3:43:09]   The Washington Clinic with a lady and there's a guy[3:43:11]   protesting. He goes, you're a goddamn murderer.[3:43:13]   He's like, what about murder? I really[3:43:15]   more just hired a hit man.[3:43:17]   This is the[3:43:19]   trailer that Netflix put out.[3:43:21]   We wash it. We take care of it. We name it.[3:43:23]   We go, you want to see a photo? People go, no[3:43:25]   thank you.[3:43:27]   The only difference is you beat your kid at the mall[3:43:29]   and nobody stops you.[3:43:31]   Mark Norman.[3:43:33]   Another reason why women are[3:43:35]   better than men. You don't see a lot of female school[3:43:37]   shooters. What's going on there?[3:43:39]   I googled it. There's been two.[3:43:41]   Anybody ever heard of them?[3:43:43]   Whether it's gun violence or the WNBA.[3:43:45]   Nobody's watching these female[3:43:47]   shooters.[3:43:49]   The special he's been waiting for.[3:43:57]   Did Dan Soder help you[3:43:59]   on that? It was awful.[3:44:01]   That's like Dan Soder level[3:44:03]   production.[3:44:05]   Okay. And that's what shocks me. How are[3:44:07]   these guys? How is this the best we got?[3:44:09]   That's what pisses me off[3:44:11]   about this comedy situation.[3:44:13]   This is what we deserve.[3:44:15]   Wouldn't it be nice if we actually could[3:44:17]   be taken on this ride that these[3:44:19]   fucking nerds go on?[3:44:21]   Where you're laughing like a hyena?[3:44:23]   Crying, laughing? I deserve to cry.[3:44:25]   But no.[3:44:27]   You got these jerks[3:44:29]   that could only entertain, you know,[3:44:31]   the thoughtless.[3:44:33]   And it's just unfair.[3:44:35]   You know, that's why we're so rough on you[3:44:37]   comedians. Okay?[3:44:39]   We would like to have some[3:44:41]   comedy of our own.[3:44:43]   I got to fucking watch Redbar to[3:44:45]   catch a laugh in this life.[3:44:49]   So, yes, we need a little[3:44:51]   bit better. The top comics[3:44:53]   of the world shouldn't be just a regular[3:44:55]   guy. You know, I would say[3:44:57]   the Nelk boys are funnier[3:44:59]   than these comics.[3:45:01]   I would. I'll go say it. I know what I'm[3:45:03]   looking at. I know I've watched it.[3:45:05]   The Nelk boys are funnier. They're more[3:45:07]   nuanced characters.[3:45:09]   Way better. Way better.[3:45:11]   I mean, Nelk boys, any[3:45:13]   episode is more entertaining than anything[3:45:15]   Mark Norman's ever done. That's a shame.[3:45:19]   And I'll take it out physically with[3:45:21]   this Mark Norman.[3:45:25]   I want him to worry every corner[3:45:27]   you pass. I want you to think[3:45:29]   I'm out there with a gun. I'm just[3:45:31]   joking. I've not liked that at all.[3:45:33]   I wanted to scare you.[3:45:36]   OK, that[3:45:38]   was Mark Norman. Just a little one there.[3:45:40]   Very funny. And we don't have any problem[3:45:42]   with Mark Norman other than. Well, it[3:45:44]   probably comes out this week or something, so[3:45:46]   we'll see. It's going to be great. We're going to watch it.[3:45:48]   I'm sure it's going to be[3:45:50]   terrible. I've never seen a special that was[3:45:52]   any good, so I can't imagine that to be[3:45:54]   good. All right. What do we have next?[3:45:56]   Eric? Yeah, this is great. Let's dig[3:45:58]   this one out. If you wanted to watch it, I just[3:46:00]   remembered it.[3:46:02]   This[3:46:04]   was no, I don't want to watch this at all.[3:46:06]   OK. Is that OK? Of course.[3:46:08]   Yeah, I don't feel like that. That's a lot of work.[3:46:10]   I know. Well, do you want to do[3:46:12]   Schultz? Do[3:46:14]   I want to do[3:46:16]   Schultz? Crowder was exposed[3:46:18]   by the way. There was more.[3:46:20]   Let's quickly read the Crowder article and then Schultz.[3:46:22]   We have to. I mean, this is so good. This is what[3:46:24]   you know, I've worked for many,[3:46:26]   many years to have this happen[3:46:28]   to Crowder. Do you understand?[3:46:30]   This is a big[3:46:32]   thing. And[3:46:34]   where am I during? Am I celebrating?[3:46:36]   Am I enjoying it at all? No, I'm letting it[3:46:38]   pass me by as if I'm not even interested.[3:46:40]   You're right. My whole life.[3:46:42]   No, I'm not saying that.[3:46:44]   I'm saying I don't[3:46:46]   even really care anymore.[3:46:48]   It's almost like[3:46:50]   it's like what happened with the Kanye[3:46:52]   stuff. It gets like too crazy[3:46:54]   and so[3:46:56]   extreme[3:46:58]   that it almost just doesn't even[3:47:00]   have a feeling to it anymore.[3:47:02]   And that's what's happening with Crowder. Every time you[3:47:04]   look here, now he's in[3:47:06]   trouble. Look at this for exposing[3:47:08]   himself and asking[3:47:10]   and soliciting drugs.[3:47:12]   Did you ever think you'd ever see[3:47:14]   anything like this exclusive? Steven Crowder[3:47:16]   sent photos of his[3:47:18]   genitals and exchanged[3:47:20]   drugs in super[3:47:22]   creepy workplace.[3:47:24]   Say his ex staffers.[3:47:26]   What should I read here?[3:47:28]   Let me[3:47:30]   see. There was a part that was pretty[3:47:32]   good. It was[3:47:34]   do we have it? Go to[3:47:36]   one[3:47:38]   after that first.[3:47:40]   Yeah, one former Louder with Crowder[3:47:42]   employee. One former[3:47:44]   Louder with Crowder employee told[3:47:46]   Mediate[3:47:48]   that[3:47:50]   during his time on the show,[3:47:52]   he received unsolicited[3:47:54]   sexual graphic text[3:47:56]   that included photos of[3:47:58]   Crowder's genitalia. The dick.[3:48:00]   Those[3:48:02]   texts and images were reviewed[3:48:04]   by media. Is that it? Mediate?[3:48:06]   Yeah. Mediate[3:48:08]   the network that we all know and love.[3:48:10]   Yes, we love them. In the[3:48:12]   moment we dismissed it is short of[3:48:14]   frat boy humor in heights.[3:48:16]   Mediate. There you go.[3:48:18]   Mediate.[3:48:20]   Pretty cool.[3:48:22]   It's another word for moron.[3:48:24]   Fucking[3:48:26]   Mediate. In the[3:48:28]   moment we dismissed it is sort of frat boy[3:48:30]   humor, but in hindsight, it's super creepy[3:48:32]   and felt groomer-ish[3:48:34]   the employee said.[3:48:36]   It always felt like childish[3:48:38]   behavior in the moment that felt predatory[3:48:40]   in hindsight, he explained[3:48:42]   like he was always testing[3:48:44]   people's comfort levels with what kind of[3:48:46]   with that kind of behavior[3:48:48]   because he was the boss[3:48:50]   and thought he had no accountability.[3:48:52]   It just continued to happen.[3:48:54]   There was no one[3:48:56]   trusted to complain to.[3:48:58]   Where should I read next?[3:49:00]   So then there's a ton of stuff about how he's[3:49:02]   always flashing people and[3:49:04]   showing his dick. I mean, you can read on[3:49:06]   it's all crazy, but if you want the drug[3:49:08]   stuff. Yeah. Where was that part?[3:49:10]   So he's sending his dick pics.[3:49:12]   He's doing childish behavior, which[3:49:14]   is always a big no-no for me. You see that?[3:49:16]   He's experiencing[3:49:18]   he's a yeah, he's doing[3:49:20]   childish behavior[3:49:22]   that won't stand here at[3:49:24]   red bar. You guys know that.[3:49:26]   Okay.[3:49:28]   So there's a case to be made that he[3:49:30]   has been grooming employees.[3:49:32]   What's this about? What's the grooming about?[3:49:34]   Oh, I don't[3:49:36]   really know. They just kind of throw rooming[3:49:38]   is just whenever you're being sexual.[3:49:40]   It seems like there's about 15[3:49:42]   Crowder employees out here in the[3:49:44]   media saying that he shows[3:49:46]   his dick. He sends pics of the[3:49:48]   dick. He's doing dick related pranks,[3:49:50]   genitalia[3:49:52]   stuff, you know? Yeah. So[3:49:54]   this media outlet, though, is saying they have[3:49:56]   the pictures. They're saying they confirm[3:49:58]   them. They confirm them. They saw[3:50:00]   the pics that Crowder sent.[3:50:02]   So we have footage of his[3:50:04]   dick out there somewhere. They should release that.[3:50:06]   The penis.[3:50:08]   I want to see his butt, too. Do they have any full[3:50:10]   photos of his bare butt?[3:50:12]   Probably. What about his balls?[3:50:14]   Hold on. Maybe while you read this article, one[3:50:16]   sec, one sec, one sec. Yeah.[3:50:20]   We're holding on for something[3:50:22]   here. It's about Steven H. Crowder.[3:50:26]   Okay. Just have this[3:50:28]   on in the background[3:50:30]   on this freeze frame. Okay.[3:50:32]   That I just sent you.[3:50:34]   Freeze frame coming up.[3:50:38]   Okay. And it should cut to a circle.[3:50:40]   Now we have right here[3:50:42]   or you could back it. I want the most[3:50:44]   beautiful image of his butt. Okay. That's a good[3:50:46]   one. Let's see if I can[3:50:48]   get in on that. Are we going to get rid of this?[3:50:50]   Oh, my God. Well, I'm not going to be[3:50:52]   able to do the article with this here, but[3:50:54]   you can have both. No,[3:50:56]   not in a zoom in way.[3:50:58]   No, not in a nice human way. Look at that[3:51:00]   thing, though. You see what he's got back there?[3:51:02]   And this is him at a gun.[3:51:04]   See, I'm blocking it. It's[3:51:06]   tough to see.[3:51:08]   There it is. I mean, that's a pretty big[3:51:10]   ramp. I mean, that[3:51:12]   looks like one of those Khloe Kardashian[3:51:14]   pics where they're like showing her before[3:51:16]   and after the surgery and they're looking[3:51:18]   for, like, the most ridiculous after[3:51:20]   pick. He's got a huge, huge[3:51:22]   ass. Okay. So what's the part[3:51:24]   about the drug? Let's read that and let's[3:51:26]   get a drug part. You're almost there.[3:51:28]   Yeah. Where yet[3:51:30]   crowners pension for[3:51:32]   business. Okay. Multiple staffers[3:51:34]   start with that. Multiple former staffers[3:51:36]   and a source close[3:51:38]   to Crowder claim the conservative[3:51:40]   firebrand.[3:51:42]   What? What's a firebrand?[3:51:44]   Huh?[3:51:46]   Like a guy who's[3:51:48]   out there causing trouble. I don't like that[3:51:50]   at all. Who's this writer? Can we trust[3:51:52]   them anymore? I don't[3:51:54]   think so. Firebrand? Pretty gay word.[3:51:56]   Multiple former staffers[3:51:58]   and a source close to Crowder claim the conservative[3:52:00]   firebrand would offer and ask[3:52:02]   staffers for prescription[3:52:04]   drugs like Klonopin.[3:52:06]   Um,[3:52:08]   and cannabis[3:52:10]   gummies and opiates like[3:52:12]   Percocet.[3:52:14]   Um, we reviewed[3:52:16]   text exchanges between Crowder and[3:52:18]   former employees confirming these[3:52:20]   claims.[3:52:22]   Drug use. So they don't consider[3:52:24]   Adderall to be something[3:52:26]   I mean, I don't understand how people[3:52:28]   aren't putting together. This is what happens[3:52:30]   when you're an Adderall[3:52:32]   junkie.[3:52:34]   Remember I said it's going to build[3:52:36]   and build and build. It's going to lead up to[3:52:38]   a psychosis. And here it is. We're seeing[3:52:40]   it now. I know I was and this guy[3:52:42]   was so anti weed to remember[3:52:44]   when he was on rogue. I was looking so much[3:52:46]   for more Adderall clues in this article.[3:52:48]   They don't care about Adderall because they're on[3:52:50]   Adderall. I didn't even think[3:52:52]   of the thing with Rogan[3:52:54]   about the weed. Like this is crazy.[3:52:56]   Yeah. Remember he was the big anti[3:52:58]   weed guy. That's what got Rogan so[3:53:00]   teary eyed with him. That's why him and Rogan[3:53:02]   are enemies. But he's been secretly[3:53:04]   asking. So we won't go by them.[3:53:06]   He asks his[3:53:08]   employees to get it for[3:53:10]   him. Cannabis gummies because[3:53:12]   he can't be on record breaking[3:53:14]   his big anti pot[3:53:16]   stance. You know, his good little[3:53:18]   Christian stance.[3:53:20]   Opiates, Percocet[3:53:22]   she was doing all sorts of drugs.[3:53:24]   Steven was known for passing[3:53:26]   out prescription drugs[3:53:28]   fairly freely. Look at that.[3:53:30]   You know, we heard that Dave[3:53:32]   was like, I got to be there at six.[3:53:34]   He's working me like a horse. Work,[3:53:36]   work, work. There's no way he's given them Percocets.[3:53:38]   He's given those people Adderall.[3:53:40]   Oh, definitely.[3:53:42]   Most employees there are overworked[3:53:44]   and underpaid. Nothing is ever[3:53:46]   good enough. Office morale is[3:53:48]   extremely low and[3:53:50]   many employees have stated that they want[3:53:52]   to give up and quit.[3:53:54]   That's unreal. Isn't that unreal?[3:53:56]   How that worked out for us. That's just[3:53:58]   unreal. And everyone was posting last[3:54:00]   week about how he has like every[3:54:02]   position. Yes. Oh[3:54:04]   my God. There was they found a help[3:54:06]   wanted ad. He's looking for 20[3:54:08]   people. He's got 20 different[3:54:10]   help. Wanted ads up[3:54:12]   every position in the book. And it's amazing[3:54:14]   how many people he needs to put on that piece[3:54:16]   of shit show where he just rambles.[3:54:18]   There was like the show doesn't even make any[3:54:20]   sense. What do you need people for[3:54:22]   the music video? I don't understand.[3:54:24]   I mean, I can't believe it. No. Yeah.[3:54:26]   He was telling the truth about blowing through[3:54:28]   that 50 million by the amount of[3:54:30]   staff he has on just one show.[3:54:32]   That's[3:54:34]   crazy that somebody would[3:54:36]   have that much. But yes, he is looking for every[3:54:38]   position. Here's what we could[3:54:40]   offer you. If you want[3:54:42]   to go undercover, apply for[3:54:44]   one of these jobs, get hired, feed[3:54:46]   us all the intel.[3:54:48]   We'll pay for[3:54:50]   your lunches throughout the whole course[3:54:52]   of working for them.[3:54:54]   Plus, if you want to sneak in undercover,[3:54:56]   work for crowd. He's looking for 20 people.[3:54:58]   No, but you can't get any employees.[3:55:00]   They're all quitting. So[3:55:02]   there's that. Very cool.[3:55:04]   Joey Swole[3:55:06]   is in the news. Pearl is in the[3:55:08]   news. Let's see.[3:55:10]   This is big. This is big.[3:55:12]   This is big. I[3:55:14]   I'm so glad I didn't forget about this one.[3:55:16]   You're not going to believe this.[3:55:18]   So[3:55:20]   I[3:55:22]   got followed.[3:55:26]   I mean, I don't even know how to say[3:55:28]   this. Let's just say this.[3:55:30]   Josh Denny is going to be super[3:55:32]   jealous of this follow.[3:55:34]   Wait till you hear who[3:55:36]   just started following me[3:55:38]   on Instagram. You ready for this?[3:55:40]   I'm about[3:55:42]   to show you.[3:55:44]   Richard[3:55:46]   Pryor started following[3:55:48]   you. Yeah. This[3:55:50]   is real on Instagram.[3:55:52]   He's got the check. The[3:55:54]   official account[3:55:56]   for his estate.[3:55:58]   His family or whoever's running[3:56:00]   this follows me.[3:56:02]   He follows no other[3:56:04]   comics. Richard Pryor.[3:56:06]   So legends, the[3:56:08]   legends you hear, I hated Richard[3:56:10]   Pryor. But you know how[3:56:12]   every comedian is like, oh, Richard Pryor, Richard[3:56:14]   Pryor, right? Is that what I'm supposed to say?[3:56:16]   I've never seen a second[3:56:18]   of Richard Pryor except for some shitty movie[3:56:20]   that I didn't watch.[3:56:22]   He[3:56:24]   follows me and he[3:56:26]   believes in me and he knows[3:56:28]   that.[3:56:30]   He's a fan. What can we say?[3:56:32]   I mean, that's huge. The people who like[3:56:34]   Red Bar, I mean, really, it's telling.[3:56:36]   Isn't it telling? The[3:56:38]   good people that like us. So this is[3:56:40]   very real. It's not a joke. Look into[3:56:42]   it yourself. Richard Pryor,[3:56:44]   not a fake account, not a fan[3:56:46]   account. It is him.[3:56:48]   Yes. So thank you.[3:56:50]   And I'm honored, Richard.[3:56:52]   And who knows?[3:56:54]   Maybe his whole family is listing[3:56:56]   right now. You[3:56:58]   know, I imagine them[3:57:00]   to be very similar to[3:57:02]   probably really like Eddie Murphy's family.[3:57:04]   Right?[3:57:06]   Bunch of black people[3:57:08]   all sit around hollering at the screen, dying[3:57:10]   laughing at me all day. So[3:57:12]   very, very cool. And[3:57:14]   thank you. Thank you again.[3:57:16]   Let's see if I've got any other little ones[3:57:18]   here today. Let me show you this[3:57:20]   from the new Roseanne show, which[3:57:22]   is out of control. We[3:57:24]   listen to the Roseanne podcast[3:57:26]   this morning. She's going to get herself killed.[3:57:28]   Joe Rogan[3:57:30]   has[3:57:32]   fooled this woman into thinking what she's doing[3:57:34]   is perfectly okay.[3:57:36]   She's all over[3:57:38]   the board, dude. And I[3:57:40]   just found out her[3:57:42]   son, her adult son, who[3:57:44]   co-host this show with her. I think[3:57:46]   it's him that's messing[3:57:48]   with her mind. Wait[3:57:50]   till you see this Roseanne[3:57:52]   slams Whitney C.[3:57:54]   Cummings. Come on down[3:57:56]   from the new Roseanne podcast that[3:57:58]   was motivated.[3:58:00]   Probably the only reason you're[3:58:02]   seeing this is because of Joe Rogan.[3:58:04]   He has taken her in,[3:58:06]   you know,[3:58:08]   and they're like backing[3:58:10]   Roseanne, you know, like[3:58:12]   Tony. I mean, she hangs in[3:58:14]   their crew with like David Lucas, William Montgomery,[3:58:16]   Tony Hinchcliffe, Joe Rogan, Roseanne.[3:58:18]   She's roommates with Hans Kim.[3:58:20]   Yeah. I mean, it's pretty much that close.[3:58:22]   She's there every day. You just saw[3:58:24]   Roseanne. This was a great[3:58:26]   moment for me. Her YouTube appearance[3:58:28]   on Theo Vaughn's podcast was yanked.[3:58:30]   YouTube, they took it down[3:58:32]   due to censorship. Let's[3:58:34]   keep that up. I got a big[3:58:36]   kick on a Roseanne getting,[3:58:38]   however, I'm a huge fan of Roseanne.[3:58:40]   You know, I've seen every episode.[3:58:42]   I used to tell people that I was[3:58:44]   Michael Fishman,[3:58:46]   which led me to develop a strong[3:58:48]   hatred towards Michael Fishman[3:58:50]   who played Deej, the son on[3:58:52]   Roseanne. Turns out[3:58:54]   her and Michael Fishman are[3:58:56]   full on enemies now[3:58:58]   after he kicked her to the[3:59:00]   curb with the Connors bullshit[3:59:02]   that was produced by[3:59:04]   Whitney C. Cummings herself.[3:59:06]   So my favorite show growing up[3:59:08]   Roseanne, I saw every episode.[3:59:10]   I know about loose meat sandwiches.[3:59:12]   I know about Lanford, Illinois.[3:59:14]   I know about David.[3:59:16]   I know everything Deej has ever[3:59:18]   done. I told people I[3:59:20]   was Deej at bars[3:59:22]   and they kind of said, I could see it. And I said,[3:59:24]   I'm not fucking Deej. It's disgusting.[3:59:26]   Have you seen Michael Fishman? He's hideously[3:59:28]   ugly. Then[3:59:30]   Roseanne gets picked up[3:59:32]   for a reboot.[3:59:34]   Whitney Cummings is the showrunner[3:59:36]   for this reboot. It's created by Whitney Cummings.[3:59:38]   Can you believe that?[3:59:40]   Roseanne. And the Connors were all[3:59:42]   back. The set's back. The house is[3:59:44]   back. And now they have fake[3:59:46]   dinge marks everywhere. They just[3:59:48]   took a pan and drew some checks[3:59:50]   to show that the house[3:59:52]   was dirty. You zoom in like on[3:59:54]   some molding and it's just tic-tac-toe[3:59:56]   board to show dirt.[3:59:58]   That was insane.[4:00:00]   But the show is back. And then, of course,[4:00:02]   Roseanne got canceled for[4:00:04]   not knowing some[4:00:06]   bitch was black.[4:00:08]   Planet of the[4:00:10]   Yapes, of course. And she said all this[4:00:12]   crazy stuff. She was really more so[4:00:14]   canceled because she's just nuts.[4:00:16]   It has nothing to do with what she's saying[4:00:18]   or what she thinks she understands[4:00:20]   and is latched on to.[4:00:22]   It has nothing to do with that.[4:00:24]   I know that's a big[4:00:26]   fantasy some people have. Like Andrew Tate[4:00:28]   is being silenced[4:00:30]   because he's too cool.[4:00:32]   Roseanne is being silenced[4:00:34]   by the mainstream. It's just[4:00:36]   that this is a wacko woman. They can't possibly[4:00:38]   work with her. I'm always[4:00:40]   on the network side for things like the[4:00:42]   Writers' Strike, the SAG Actors[4:00:44]   Screen Guild,[4:00:46]   whatever that shit is. I'm always on[4:00:48]   the side of the giant conglomerate[4:00:50]   in this. Against[4:00:52]   actors? 100%.[4:00:54]   And I root for the[4:00:56]   big studios. And I root[4:00:58]   for Monopoly. I[4:01:00]   root for them buying everything up and turning it[4:01:02]   into shit. That's all you deserve.[4:01:04]   So I don't want[4:01:06]   these people to live out[4:01:08]   their dream life. I want them[4:01:10]   in hell.[4:01:12]   And Roseanne was fired. Not[4:01:14]   because she knows too much[4:01:16]   but because she's a stupid idiot[4:01:18]   and acting[4:01:20]   a fool and too crazy.[4:01:22]   Okay? She's two seconds away from[4:01:24]   taking off all her clothes and shoving donuts up[4:01:26]   her ass at the drugstore.[4:01:28]   That being said, I'm[4:01:30]   a fan of Roseanne too. I'm not hating.[4:01:32]   But let's be honest.[4:01:34]   Roseanne is a crazy[4:01:36]   person.[4:01:38]   But she's really funny and awesome.[4:01:40]   You know, I don't know why people can't ever be like[4:01:42]   that. So they got a lie and now[4:01:44]   Joe Rogan and all his friends pretend Roseanne[4:01:46]   is just speaking the truth and[4:01:48]   trying to shut her up. Okay.[4:01:50]   Yeah, that's it. That's all it is to[4:01:52]   it. So we caught Roseanne[4:01:54]   and her son. Now should we[4:01:56]   I just had this tiny clip.[4:01:58]   This is her son by the way. But then on the way to work[4:02:00]   today, we watched the beginning[4:02:02]   of it and this podcast is crazy.[4:02:04]   What's that? Just the son.[4:02:06]   I'm suddenly- Oh yeah, the son is insane.[4:02:08]   Wait till you meet Roseanne's son who is causing[4:02:10]   damage. I mean, he should be arrested for elderly[4:02:12]   abuse. I know. Really?[4:02:14]   He's making Roseanne. They're going to kill her.[4:02:16]   He's the one who's putting all these ideas[4:02:18]   in her. He is a QAnon[4:02:20]   shaman.[4:02:22]   He's insane.[4:02:24]   He's insane.[4:02:26]   And he's feeding Roseanne[4:02:28]   all this misinformation[4:02:30]   which she believes to be true. You know, she's[4:02:32]   78 years old. She's senile. She's crazy.[4:02:34]   She's running around town[4:02:36]   scared out of her mind believing all[4:02:38]   of this. Roseanne is not full of[4:02:40]   shit. She believes all this[4:02:42]   stuff is happening. She's actually a[4:02:44]   victim. And her son[4:02:46]   is feeding her all this QAnon[4:02:48]   stuff. And she's going, can you believe[4:02:50]   what they're doing when they tried it?[4:02:52]   And she's fully- How scary[4:02:54]   would that be? If you really[4:02:56]   believed all these conspiracies to be true,[4:02:58]   this world would be very[4:03:00]   fucking scary. She's actually being pretty[4:03:02]   chill. She's being actually pretty chill[4:03:04]   for knowing all this is real.[4:03:06]   And[4:03:08]   Joe Rogan is encouraging this. He's[4:03:10]   not understanding. It's like you're playing- This is[4:03:12]   like encouraging[4:03:14]   Fouseytube when he's on a manic upswing[4:03:16]   to go to the airport and live stream.[4:03:18]   Okay? This is[4:03:20]   irresponsible to do to[4:03:22]   somebody with a mental health condition[4:03:24]   like this. And Joe[4:03:26]   and Tony do it in this way where it's like,[4:03:28]   are you guys even thinking anymore?[4:03:30]   Are you so swept away with this[4:03:32]   momentum where you're never stopping?[4:03:34]   And you think it's like a video game.[4:03:36]   You're[4:03:38]   going to ruin Roseanne's life[4:03:40]   by[4:03:42]   encouraging[4:03:44]   her to say and do these crazy[4:03:46]   things. I mean, really, she is going to start[4:03:48]   squirting ketchup all over her naked body[4:03:50]   at a diner very shortly.[4:03:52]   They're going to be shoving straws up her pussy.[4:03:54]   Bunch of black guys.[4:03:56]   Cameron Harris'[4:03:58]   friends. 43 minutes. This was[4:04:00]   sent to us[4:04:02]   the other day. And thank you to the person who sent[4:04:04]   this to us. You know who you are.[4:04:06]   I don't.[4:04:08]   But thank you so much because we watched[4:04:10]   this and you opened our eyes[4:04:12]   to a whole world we didn't know was happening[4:04:14]   with this elder abuse with the sun.[4:04:16]   43 minutes. They're talking about[4:04:18]   Whitney Cummings. They're talking about Dan,[4:04:20]   which is[4:04:22]   John Goodman. His name isn't Dan.[4:04:24]   They call him Dan.[4:04:26]   And like what Dan did to us[4:04:28]   when he pretty much didn't stick up for[4:04:30]   me when I out-bared it from ABC.[4:04:32]   It's John Goodman,[4:04:34]   not Dan. She's[4:04:36]   calling him. She doesn't know anymore.[4:04:38]   By the way, John Goodman is doing great.[4:04:40]   He's on the gemstones.[4:04:42]   John, can you go help her?[4:04:44]   Pretty mean. How could John[4:04:46]   Goodman just leave? Oh my God.[4:04:48]   Christina P, everybody.[4:04:50]   Bam. Christina P.[4:04:52]   This is how you're going to let Roseanne fizzle[4:04:54]   out. You know, this is such bullshit.[4:04:56]   To cancel her show and continue it[4:04:58]   with the Conners and then she just has to[4:05:00]   live out the rest of her life as a[4:05:02]   loon while Joe Rogan and Tony[4:05:06]   use her sort of, you know,[4:05:08]   fantasy token for[4:05:10]   how fun their lives are.[4:05:12]   I mean, it's just not the right way to[4:05:14]   let this woman go out. You know, just[4:05:16]   a few minor corrections put[4:05:18]   her on the right path. Then maybe she doesn't have to[4:05:20]   embarrass herself[4:05:22]   out of the end of her life.[4:05:24]   Remember embarrass[4:05:26]   myself out. I go, is it[4:05:28]   okay if I embarrass myself out and then I[4:05:30]   do something stupid at the restaurant[4:05:32]   on the way out. I'm going to embarrass[4:05:34]   myself out.[4:05:36]   Scream the n-word while running backwards.[4:05:38]   She's going to embarrass[4:05:40]   herself out of life if these people[4:05:42]   don't get her the help she needs.[4:05:44]   43 minutes.[4:05:46]   Wait till you hear what she says.[4:05:48]   No, this is a fun thing. This is fun.[4:05:50]   We don't need her to help. No one needs. She listens to[4:05:52]   her. This could have been, this is a classic[4:05:54]   comedian. I mean, Roseanne was such a great[4:05:56]   show. This is somebody who should go[4:05:58]   out with class. They should be treated like[4:06:00]   Ed the Bevick. They should be treated[4:06:02]   like when, uh, who's this asshole's[4:06:04]   name who he would[4:06:06]   put on shows for the troops all the time.[4:06:08]   Everybody loved him till the day[4:06:10]   he died. They saluted this comedian[4:06:12]   man. It's some old fuck.[4:06:14]   That's how she should go out like one of the[4:06:16]   greats, not on the couch[4:06:18]   screaming about Jan 6.[4:06:20]   It's the son's fault.[4:06:22]   I just know it. It's the son's fault. Watch this son.[4:06:24]   Watch this. What's-his-face Will[4:06:26]   Smith said to Roseanne,[4:06:28]   keep my name out[4:06:30]   your motherfucking mouth[4:06:32]   and don't eulogize me for[4:06:34]   fuck's sake. Well, the part that people[4:06:36]   liked was that he, he, it is[4:06:38]   the second time he said he doesn't think you're[4:06:40]   racist. I'm a big deal. No, that's what[4:06:42]   I want to talk about because everyone's like, oh, John Goodman's[4:06:44]   such a hero. It took him three months to say that[4:06:46]   after he signed the contract to split[4:06:48]   my money with the other actors.[4:06:50]   Why didn't he say anything in the[4:06:52]   beginning? Absolutely.[4:06:54]   Why didn't he say something after, you know,[4:06:56]   Sarah and Michael Fishman[4:06:58]   attacked me?[4:07:00]   The fact that I'm watching a[4:07:02]   tape of fucking[4:07:04]   Roseanne going, same way[4:07:06]   when Sarah and Michael Fishman[4:07:08]   attacked me. Michael[4:07:10]   Fishman attacked[4:07:12]   you? And I'm living[4:07:14]   in this same universe?[4:07:16]   This rocks.[4:07:18]   I mean, I've been making fun of Michael Fishman[4:07:20]   my whole life as if it's[4:07:22]   some childish joke[4:07:24]   of mine. And[4:07:26]   then this, that's what I mean. Anything in the world[4:07:28]   happened to happen now. When I was growing up watching[4:07:30]   Deej, making fun of him with my brother[4:07:32]   because he looked so fucking faggoty[4:07:34]   and then pretending[4:07:36]   that I wish him at bars to mock[4:07:38]   him essentially and break the ice.[4:07:40]   Many[4:07:42]   people at the bars. I had[4:07:44]   no idea that I'd be gifted[4:07:46]   this dream scenario[4:07:48]   where Roseanne hates[4:07:50]   Michael Fishman. That stuff[4:07:52]   just didn't happen. You hoped,[4:07:54]   but it never happened. And now I got this.[4:07:56]   Why didn't he say something after, you know,[4:07:58]   Sarah and Michael Fishman[4:08:00]   attacked me? Why didn't he say something[4:08:02]   that day? Why didn't he say something before[4:08:04]   they cancelled me? They had 20 minutes[4:08:06]   to say something. Come out and say,[4:08:08]   oh my God, we love her.[4:08:10]   You know, she's made a mistake or some[4:08:12]   blah, blah, blah. And say shit[4:08:14]   for three months. Ah, fuck[4:08:16]   it. I don't[4:08:18]   give a shit. That's it. I just don't[4:08:20]   I don't, I've[4:08:22]   let it go. It has nothing to do[4:08:24]   with me. God took me out of there.[4:08:26]   You're going to sit and watch this,[4:08:28]   Joe?[4:08:30]   How'd you like episode three, Joe?[4:08:32]   Where she was just[4:08:34]   really, Joe Rogan,[4:08:36]   you need to watch the podcast you told[4:08:38]   her to do.[4:08:40]   Go watch it.[4:08:42]   Go watch it. Put it on at the Comedy Mothership[4:08:44]   and have everyone sit in seats.[4:08:46]   And then see if you don't go, uh oh.[4:08:50]   You know, this is a woman who needs some help.[4:08:52]   Yet you're exploiting[4:08:54]   her in this manner.[4:08:56]   Making her ramble.[4:08:58]   She's going to say something terrible. She's going to get thrown[4:09:00]   off YouTube. She's going to start[4:09:02]   mistrusting the government[4:09:04]   and all this stuff. She's going to end up[4:09:06]   bad. She's going to end up locked[4:09:08]   up.[4:09:12]   Because of the sun. Because of you,[4:09:14]   Rogan. And I[4:09:16]   don't want to prevent that from[4:09:18]   happening either. I'd like to see that[4:09:20]   happen.[4:09:22]   Otherwise, what's my prediction? A guess![4:09:24]   Alright, let's see this.[4:09:26]   There's more coming up about Whitney Cummings here[4:09:28]   in Ashley Cummings. Whitney's[4:09:30]   sister who usually listens to the[4:09:32]   show. Again, trigger warning.[4:09:34]   We don't want to hurt your feelings. They're[4:09:36]   going to say some really nasty stuff about your sister.[4:09:40]   I, um...[4:09:42]   There's[4:09:44]   nothing any of them could ever[4:09:46]   do to make up for what they put[4:09:48]   me through. There's nothing[4:09:50]   they could do to apologize[4:09:52]   to my mother[4:09:54]   and my family[4:09:56]   and to people who[4:09:58]   love me. Nothing.[4:10:00]   Sorry. This isn't a video of her[4:10:02]   after she was arrested.[4:10:04]   Where police[4:10:06]   were questioning her. This[4:10:08]   is episode 3[4:10:10]   of the new, hot[4:10:12]   Roseanne bar show.[4:10:14]   Does this[4:10:18]   look fun? 44 minutes into ep 3[4:10:20]   and look at her face.[4:10:22]   It sounds like something[4:10:24]   they're going to run in a documentary about her[4:10:26]   life after she kills herself.[4:10:28]   And the audio sounds like a[4:10:30]   police interrogation room.[4:10:32]   The buzz of the back rooms blaring.[4:10:34]   This isn't fun[4:10:36]   and comedy.[4:10:38]   Family. And[4:10:40]   people who love me.[4:10:42]   Nothing. Sorry. Moving on.[4:10:44]   Fuck you.[4:10:50]   I'm sure he feels bad, but[4:10:52]   maybe he does.[4:10:54]   Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he's tired of people[4:10:56]   asking him. So he felt like[4:10:58]   his publicist probably said, oh, say[4:11:00]   something. No, I have no[4:11:02]   doubt that he feels bad. I think[4:11:04]   everyone feels bad except for Sarah[4:11:06]   and Fishman.[4:11:08]   Honestly. And Wanda Sykes[4:11:10]   and what's that horror[4:11:12]   of Whitney Cummings?[4:11:14]   What's that horror[4:11:16]   Whitney Cummings?[4:11:18]   Imagine. What kind of[4:11:20]   son says something like that? That's not[4:11:22]   sunny to say.[4:11:24]   What's that horror's[4:11:26]   name who produced the show?[4:11:28]   Whitney?[4:11:30]   This is like a movie where you're stuck in[4:11:32]   a cabin with this guy and you think[4:11:34]   you're kind of getting along. Maybe he's a nerd[4:11:36]   and it's a little awkward, but[4:11:38]   you're going to survive this cabin. And[4:11:40]   then all of a sudden he's like, what about that[4:11:42]   horror? And then you suddenly[4:11:44]   read there's a sting in the music[4:11:46]   and you realize he's[4:11:48]   yeah, he's the killer. He's the killer.[4:11:50]   Now, why is Whitney a horror?[4:11:54]   I know what the fuck.[4:11:58]   Whitney sucks at sex.[4:12:00]   Idiot.[4:12:02]   Whitney is the opposite of horror. She's a bore.[4:12:04]   She's a kook.[4:12:06]   She doesn't do sex.[4:12:08]   She doesn't like sex. She doesn't do it.[4:12:10]   She's uncomfortable, naked.[4:12:12]   Believe me.[4:12:14]   Her sex life sucks.[4:12:16]   But this guy, and that's[4:12:18]   what I mean, this is like, and he believes[4:12:20]   every QAnon conspiracy[4:12:22]   as far as I can tell from what I listened[4:12:24]   to this morning. Listen to this again.[4:12:26]   And Wanda Sykes[4:12:28]   and that, what's that horror?[4:12:30]   The Whitney Cummings?[4:12:32]   She doesn't[4:12:34]   even know anyone exists outside of[4:12:36]   herself. She has[4:12:38]   no consciousness of anybody[4:12:40]   else. She doesn't even know anyone[4:12:42]   exists outside of herself.[4:12:44]   She's seen[4:12:46]   every animal in the Los Angeles[4:12:48]   area. I know.[4:12:50]   And wouldn't you would think if[4:12:52]   your son was, if a son's talking to a[4:12:54]   mom and he goes, what's that whores name, Whitney[4:12:56]   shouldn't the mom go, no, she's not[4:12:58]   a horror. Listen, it's unfortunate.[4:13:00]   No, she just goes along with it.[4:13:02]   Oh yeah, Whitney Cummings, yeah.[4:13:04]   Sucking every dick in town.[4:13:06]   She doesn't know that anyone exists.[4:13:08]   Listen to this stuff. This is what[4:13:10]   Joe is basically[4:13:12]   producing. Joe Rogan's the executive[4:13:14]   producer of this as far as I'm concerned.[4:13:16]   Cummings.[4:13:18]   She doesn't, she doesn't even know[4:13:20]   anyone exists outside of herself.[4:13:22]   She has no[4:13:24]   consciousness of anybody else.[4:13:26]   Yeah, those people, we obviously don't give a shit about.[4:13:28]   You know, they're just all narcissists and they don't[4:13:30]   care about anyone but[4:13:32]   themselves. I mean, may they do their[4:13:34]   families, I don't know, or a select[4:13:36]   group of friends, but I ain't on it.[4:13:38]   It doesn't matter. I guess we, to put it[4:13:40]   more succinctly, just because John[4:13:42]   Goodman, and I'll answer this question on behalf of my[4:13:44]   mother, just because. Wow.[4:13:46]   On behalf of your mother, huh?[4:13:48]   This is like a Michaela[4:13:50]   Peterson, Dr. Peterson situation.[4:13:52]   This is a[4:13:54]   weekend at Bernie's type thing. Why are you[4:13:56]   answering on behalf of mother?[4:13:58]   I don't want Roseanne having a son[4:14:00]   like this. This doesn't fit into my whole[4:14:02]   Roseanne thing. I[4:14:04]   grew up with Roseanne. You didn't.[4:14:06]   I'm[4:14:08]   more of a son to her than you will ever be.[4:14:10]   I kind of imagined Roseanne's kids[4:14:12]   as like normal kids[4:14:14]   that were like, oh mom, so[4:14:16]   crazy. I mean, the other daughters must[4:14:18]   say, this is a violent, violent[4:14:20]   sexual offender. I hope.[4:14:22]   We wish. I hope.[4:14:24]   I don't know[4:14:26]   anything about this guy.[4:14:28]   But it seems like[4:14:30]   he's killed people. I hope he's a violent, violent[4:14:32]   sexual offender.[4:14:34]   I mean, look at this guy. He would look right at home on the[4:14:36]   set of Tim cast. I can't[4:14:38]   believe this is[4:14:40]   Roseanne's son.[4:14:42]   She deserves such a better son.[4:14:44]   You're worse than Fishman.[4:14:46]   And that's. I mean, maybe it's time to say[4:14:48]   sorry to Fishman. Maybe he's one of the better[4:14:50]   sons. Now, Fishman fucking sucks.[4:14:52]   Fuck Fishman.[4:14:54]   I'll throw a dart at Fishman's neck.[4:14:56]   Metaphysically.[4:14:58]   All right.[4:15:00]   Let's see a little bit more of this.[4:15:02]   I'll answer this question on behalf of my mother.[4:15:04]   Just because he, he said, I[4:15:06]   don't think she's a racist. Five years later.[4:15:08]   Five years later, a second time.[4:15:10]   That doesn't make him a good person.[4:15:12]   To sit silently why someone[4:15:14]   you say you care about her that he[4:15:16]   misses is being dragged to the mud[4:15:18]   and you know it's wrong. And her character killed[4:15:20]   a half of like America's[4:15:22]   parents for 30 years.[4:15:24]   The dad. What a shit dad, man.[4:15:26]   Yeah, he just sat there. They all sat there.[4:15:28]   And at least he didn't, at least he didn't[4:15:30]   pile on. So that's, that's how shitty they are[4:15:32]   on that show. Those fucking cast members.[4:15:34]   The swears![4:15:36]   Oh, well, he didn't pile on and make up shit about you[4:15:38]   and try and fucking steal your life's work.[4:15:40]   So he's a good person. No.[4:15:42]   This is all a giant misunderstanding, too.[4:15:44]   A lot of this stuff. I sit back and[4:15:46]   watch people have giant misunderstandings[4:15:48]   out there nowadays. Really.[4:15:50]   So many misunderstandings.[4:15:52]   What was a big giant misunderstanding[4:15:54]   I just heard about the other day?[4:15:56]   Oh, it could be something. Sam[4:15:58]   Hyde going after Dave Portney.[4:16:00]   Sam Hyde going after Dave Portney.[4:16:02]   Giant misunderstanding.[4:16:04]   And I could see where each side's coming from.[4:16:06]   You know, Sam Hyde is going after Dave Portney[4:16:08]   here. So I[4:16:10]   and I want to make it clear. This is not a Jewish[4:16:12]   sighting[4:16:14]   of Dave Portney. You know, I[4:16:16]   just realized I'm going to be siding with[4:16:18]   Steinie from the Nelt Boys.[4:16:20]   Another Jew.[4:16:22]   They're going to think that it's true.[4:16:24]   I mean, you can side[4:16:26]   with your own kind. Is that a crime?[4:16:28]   They're not my own kind.[4:16:30]   I hate the Jew.[4:16:34]   You also sided with Pearl[4:16:36]   and she hates Jews. I sided with Pearl, too,[4:16:38]   and she hates every Jew.[4:16:40]   There you go. I had sex with[4:16:42]   Pearl. Got away with it. I had sex with Pearl[4:16:44]   H. Davis. It was[4:16:46]   legendary.[4:16:48]   Just like having sex with[4:16:50]   Taylor Swift. Davis on David.[4:16:52]   Yep. And we're both changing[4:16:54]   our name to Pearl.[4:16:56]   Yes.[4:16:58]   Tell everybody me and Pearl hooked up.[4:17:00]   It was amazing. I sucked.[4:17:02]   I[4:17:04]   sucked it.[4:17:08]   We all sucked each other.[4:17:10]   Me and Pearl.[4:17:12]   So this guy, I don't think[4:17:14]   he could be trusted. I think this is a big miss[4:17:16]   for Roseanne. This doesn't seem like she's having any[4:17:18]   fun here. It seems like he's[4:17:20]   putting[4:17:22]   her in these bad places.[4:17:24]   This is getting dark and dark and dark.[4:17:26]   We watched this episode[4:17:28]   from the beginning. It's brutal all[4:17:30]   the way through. The stuff, they're all over[4:17:32]   the place, too.[4:17:34]   They're all just hearing[4:17:36]   the information they have on these subjects[4:17:38]   that they think they know so well[4:17:40]   is so telephoned.[4:17:42]   They're getting it all wrong.[4:17:44]   That's what I say. It's a big misunderstanding.[4:17:46]   And Roseanne's got so much[4:17:48]   anger for society[4:17:50]   because she's mishearing[4:17:52]   these stories from people like[4:17:54]   Rogan, who just blurt out[4:17:56]   nonsense about a[4:17:58]   girl using a litter box at a school.[4:18:00]   These are big ones for these people.[4:18:02]   And she believes everything[4:18:04]   she reads and then the son tells her[4:18:06]   it's true. It's a shit like the rest of them.[4:18:08]   It's just not as horrible. That's how[4:18:10]   fucking low the bar is for those people.[4:18:12]   And Fishman, fucking[4:18:14]   Michael Fishman, I have to go. That guy was[4:18:16]   my friend. Really? A lot of people don't[4:18:18]   know that. You were fucking[4:18:20]   friends with Fishman?[4:18:26]   Imagine these two[4:18:28]   mega nerds.[4:18:30]   What did you[4:18:32]   and Fishman do together? I must know.[4:18:34]   Got any footage?[4:18:36]   You were friends with Michael[4:18:38]   Fishman.[4:18:40]   Michael Fishman wasn't supposed to exist.[4:18:42]   He was a kid on a sitcom.[4:18:44]   An audio-less[4:18:46]   kid. A mute.[4:18:48]   Just filler kid. And then[4:18:50]   he lucked out and now[4:18:52]   he's playing the older deeds. He was never meant to be[4:18:54]   an actor. We see him now. He's so[4:18:56]   heinously ugly.[4:18:58]   He only worked as a filler little[4:19:00]   NPC, a little kid character[4:19:02]   for two seasons. That's all he was supposed to ever be.[4:19:04]   He wasn't supposed to be a working[4:19:06]   actor. Roseanne is out at ABC.[4:19:08]   Fishman in.[4:19:10]   No wonder she's losing her[4:19:12]   mind. And you[4:19:14]   used to be friends with that guy?[4:19:16]   ...during the taping.[4:19:18]   We hired him to work at your studio.[4:19:20]   He's a decent carpenter.[4:19:22]   And I was friends with him. You mean[4:19:24]   because he had no job? Yeah, we were[4:19:26]   you were basically keeping the guy fucking... Did you hear that?[4:19:28]   We hired him at your studio.[4:19:30]   He was a decent carpenter. Yeah, because he had[4:19:32]   no job. Got him.[4:19:34]   Burn![4:19:36]   78 years old.[4:19:40]   I mean, I wouldn't even burn somebody like that.[4:19:42]   Yeah, because he probably didn't even have a[4:19:44]   job. I was friends with him.[4:19:46]   You mean because he had no job?[4:19:48]   Yeah, we were basically keeping the guy fucking[4:19:50]   alive. God, let's not.[4:19:52]   I've just got to do it for five seconds.[4:19:54]   And that motherfucker, as soon as it went down, he[4:19:56]   was like, oh, this is my chance. I know[4:19:58]   what he thought because I know him. He's a fucking[4:20:00]   child actor. Totally fucking...[4:20:02]   That's the problem is what[4:20:04]   they do to children. I know.[4:20:06]   He really tried to sell[4:20:08]   himself as something different as a working[4:20:10]   class guy that wasn't like the rest[4:20:12]   of Hollywood. And as soon as he saw an opportunity to[4:20:14]   fucking get some clout, he jumped on your[4:20:16]   fucking back. And it's[4:20:18]   disgusting. If I ever see him, I will knock[4:20:20]   him the fuck out.[4:20:22]   I had no idea. We didn't watch[4:20:24]   this far. We didn't watch this far.[4:20:26]   Oh, you're going to[4:20:28]   knock out Fishman if you ever... Tell[4:20:30]   Fishman. Tell him now. Tell him[4:20:32]   now. Everybody report to Michael[4:20:34]   Fishman. Roseanne's son[4:20:36]   is saying he's going to knock you out. Let's get this[4:20:38]   into the news.[4:20:40]   Fight.[4:20:42]   This rules.[4:20:44]   You guys know Michael Fishman, right?[4:20:46]   Maybe we should pull up a picture if people don't know[4:20:48]   him. Two sons fighting[4:20:50]   each other? Yes, Roseanne's real son[4:20:52]   versus her TV son.[4:20:54]   The dream fight of[4:20:56]   my life. So, well, what[4:20:58]   are you betting on? Who are you taking?[4:21:00]   Oh, Fishman will demolish him.[4:21:02]   Fishman will fucking...[4:21:04]   Dude, Fishman's strong.[4:21:06]   Have you seen his neck?[4:21:08]   Fishman can't feel anybody.[4:21:10]   No, he doesn't seem like he can.[4:21:12]   He'll go nuts. He's got so much pent-up[4:21:14]   rage. And this guy[4:21:16]   looks like the baseball cards guy from[4:21:18]   Carl Saul. Do we have a picture of Fishman here?[4:21:20]   Get me some Fishman so I can show people what we're dealing with[4:21:22]   here. It makes it way better if you[4:21:24]   can envision him. Fuck, there's so[4:21:26]   many good pics of him. Gang violence.[4:21:28]   Fishman said knock you out. Here he is.[4:21:30]   Michael Fishman coming up.[4:21:32]   Yeah, he looks crazy now.[4:21:34]   Damn.[4:21:36]   Look at him. I mean, he really is...[4:21:38]   I really like the one of him in a maroon hoodie.[4:21:40]   He looks really good there. Look at that guy.[4:21:42]   He'll fucking kill him. Maroon hoodie, this[4:21:44]   one? Yeah. Look at this guy.[4:21:46]   He's everything...[4:21:48]   Like, have you ever had a picture of yourself taken and you have[4:21:50]   like one micro[4:21:52]   quality of what he's got going on and you're like[4:21:54]   mortified and you delete the picture[4:21:56]   because you look like such a faggot? You see yourself in this[4:21:58]   picture. Maybe that's why it called out to me.[4:22:00]   I think when I look at[4:22:02]   Fishman, I see[4:22:04]   this would be my nightmare[4:22:06]   as far as how faggoty[4:22:08]   one could look.[4:22:10]   Wait, keep it there. No, no, no.[4:22:12]   Go back and then look at the camera.[4:22:14]   I'm not... No fucking way.[4:22:16]   No fucking way. Yo, if I see you, I'm gonna crack your jaw.[4:22:18]   Come on. And we'll see you back here tomorrow.[4:22:20]   Jewels.[4:22:23]   I will not side by side with[4:22:25]   Fishman. Sorry, that's where I drove.[4:22:27]   Someone catch him doing it.[4:22:29]   No, do not catch me. Here he was.[4:22:31]   This is what he was supposed to be. Just a filler[4:22:33]   background kid on Roseanne.[4:22:35]   And then he turned into this. They couldn't[4:22:37]   believe it. They couldn't believe[4:22:39]   that they had to do it to keep the show[4:22:41]   out there. And they didn't. They could have.[4:22:43]   They've replaced the sister seven times.[4:22:45]   You could have got[4:22:47]   a new Fishman. You didn't have to give this guy a job.[4:22:49]   Look at his hair.[4:22:51]   Look at his fucking hair.[4:22:53]   See, I would tell people, yep,[4:22:55]   I'm him. He fucking[4:22:57]   wishes.[4:22:59]   He fucking wishes. He didn't work[4:23:01]   at all between the original Roseanne.[4:23:03]   This is all he did. I mean, maybe[4:23:05]   he did some bullshit. So that is actually kind of fucked[4:23:07]   up. Look at this asshole. Have you ever seen a bigger[4:23:09]   asshole than this? A men's spike.[4:23:13]   Look, he's going through a breakup.[4:23:15]   That's nice. That's what he deserves.[4:23:17]   Oh, good. He's a bad guy.[4:23:19]   He's a bad guy. You know who he reminds me of?[4:23:21]   Steve will do it. No, I'm kidding.[4:23:25]   Kind of looks like him.[4:23:27]   Same look in the eye. Same[4:23:29]   nose. This is Steve will do it[4:23:31]   if Steve will do. It was a pussy.[4:23:37]   Yeah, very cool. So now, you know, Michael[4:23:39]   food. Let's go back to the I didn't know[4:23:41]   we didn't plan on this. I'm hearing this for the first[4:23:43]   time. Fuck him back[4:23:45]   and it's disgusting. If I ever see[4:23:47]   him, I will knock him the fuck out. And I will know you[4:23:49]   won't because then he'll become rich[4:23:51]   by suing me. Oh,[4:23:53]   well, this is childish[4:23:55]   anyway. No, you won't. All right. Well, then[4:23:57]   whatever I moved on to, I just think it's disgusting.[4:23:59]   So tell Fishman that fat[4:24:01]   bloated. Oh, my God. Don't say[4:24:03]   that. You have to wish people wait that[4:24:05]   fat blooded, bad blooded,[4:24:07]   bloated, bloated,[4:24:09]   fat bloated. This guy rules[4:24:11]   actually. Yeah, I guess[4:24:13]   you. Why would I be against you? You're doing[4:24:15]   my show.[4:24:17]   Change my mind.[4:24:19]   Red bar copycat. Let's[4:24:21]   help this guy beat. Yeah.[4:24:23]   Can we get him a stylist[4:24:25]   to so he could look more like me?[4:24:27]   I can't take this look.[4:24:29]   This is like if Josh Denny was skinny.[4:24:31]   It'd be this. This is a bad[4:24:33]   person, by the way. You can't actually like[4:24:35]   him. This is a very bad of the fight[4:24:37]   can be that he wears like a costume.[4:24:39]   He would need to[4:24:41]   be in a mascot costume for me[4:24:43]   to think he was nice.[4:24:45]   Anyway, you won't. All right. Well, then,[4:24:47]   whatever I moved on to, I just think it's disgusting.[4:24:49]   So fuck John Goodman, fat, bloated.[4:24:51]   Oh, my God. Don't say[4:24:53]   that. You have to wish people. Well,[4:24:55]   they may be a mom. You're better than me.[4:24:57]   So you have to wish people. Well, I[4:24:59]   may hurt me, whatever. I[4:25:01]   just don't want them coming to my funeral nor[4:25:03]   trying to do any memorial horseshit[4:25:05]   to get out in People[4:25:07]   magazine. Wow.[4:25:09]   I don't want that. Just tell Fishman[4:25:11]   I'll leave you alone. Good[4:25:13]   luck. Have a nice life. See you.[4:25:15]   All right. I like that. I was going to ask you about[4:25:17]   I mean, this was a big quote. Remember[4:25:19]   when this first happened, Roseanne[4:25:21]   was quoted saying[4:25:23]   what did she say? You have this is like quoted[4:25:25]   on your Twitter. Please leave me[4:25:27]   alone. Thanks. Please leave me alone.[4:25:29]   Thanks. She said that[4:25:31]   to Fishman. We thought that was good. I mean,[4:25:33]   it's been overshadowed.[4:25:35]   Well, there it is. That's Jake and Roseanne.[4:25:37]   Oh, this is episode five.[4:25:39]   Yeah, I was going to say episode[4:25:41]   five. Very close. Seventy eight[4:25:43]   K views.[4:25:45]   Very cool. The audio is very bad.[4:25:47]   Worse than red scare.[4:25:49]   Worse[4:25:51]   than red scare. I[4:25:53]   were I'm going to be on red scare[4:25:55]   in a couple of weeks.[4:25:57]   Tune in.[4:25:59]   Patreon only. So sign up for that patron[4:26:01]   now.[4:26:03]   OK. Should we do[4:26:05]   Andrew Schultz? Yes.[4:26:07]   Should we bring on down to millisecond break?[4:26:09]   OK, we'll take a break when we come back.[4:26:11]   It's Andrew Schultz versus the knock boys.[4:26:13]   So much good stuff here. We'll be right[4:26:15]   back. Insane. Don't go anywhere.[4:26:17]   Fast.[4:26:37]   Oh,[4:26:53]   I got a feeling that I just[4:26:55]   I can't wait.[4:26:57]   The feeling that I want[4:26:59]   won't leave behind because[4:27:01]   it's something that is on it's[4:27:03]   on my mind.[4:27:05]   Nah-nah-nah[4:27:21]   I can't wait[4:27:23]   I got a feeling that I just[4:27:25]   I can't wait[4:27:27]   The feeling that I want[4:27:29]   won't leave behind because it's[4:27:31]   something that is on it's[4:27:33]   Now I'm Libraries to go back![4:27:34]   Na na naa, na na na naa, na na na na naa, na na na na naa want it like it's state called right Na, na, na na na naa, na na na naa[4:27:50]   All right, boys.[4:28:20]   I had a feeling that I just, I can't erase[4:28:25]   Just a feeling that I won't, won't leave behind[4:28:28]   Because it's something that is on, it's on my mind[4:28:32]   I guess it goes like[4:28:33]   Na na na, na na na na na[4:29:03]   I had a feeling that I just, I can't erase[4:29:09]   Just a feeling that I won't, won't leave behind[4:29:13]   Because it's something that is on, it's on my mind[4:29:17]   I guess it goes like[4:29:18]   Na na na, na na na na na[4:29:28]   Hey bros, what's up?[4:29:30]   What's up?[4:29:35]   It's my favorite song, na na na na na na[4:29:43]   Welcome back to Redbar, huh?[4:29:45]   Buffaroo here[4:29:47]   We're gonna do Andrew Schultz coming up[4:29:51]   Side Andrew Schultz I hadn't seen before[4:29:53]   I've only seen little peaks of it[4:29:56]   This is what I hope for though[4:29:58]   Andrew Schultz, come on down[4:30:02]   Here he comes[4:30:09]   So there he is, Kyle Nelk[4:30:11]   What's his name?[4:30:13]   Kyle[4:30:14]   Kyle, what's his last name?[4:30:15]   Ho-regard or something like that[4:30:16]   Ho-regard, these boys is from Canada[4:30:18]   Do you guys know the Nelk boys?[4:30:21]   You know, I really thought I hated these guys[4:30:23]   And I probably do[4:30:25]   Right?[4:30:26]   They are nothing like the impulsive boys[4:30:29]   They are nothing like a Logan Paul[4:30:32]   You know, and that's what you're led to believe[4:30:34]   You've got the Nelk boys[4:30:36]   They're constantly selling all the crap, right?[4:30:38]   They're constantly, they've got their own happy dad[4:30:41]   Sparkling hard seltzer[4:30:44]   That costs a penny to make, you know[4:30:46]   So they're making millions of dollars off that[4:30:49]   They're doing all the dirty stuff, gambling[4:30:53]   Steve Will Do It of course was kicked off YouTube[4:30:56]   For promoting gambling amongst probably a[4:31:00]   Long wave of other crime[4:31:02]   God knows[4:31:05]   So you would think they're just as bad as like Logan Paul[4:31:07]   They're like scammers, right?[4:31:09]   I don't think so anymore[4:31:11]   This episode is what kind of sold me[4:31:13]   But I've been leaning to it, you know[4:31:15]   I started, uh[4:31:17]   I've got my eye on these boys[4:31:19]   I know, I know this character Stiny[4:31:22]   Very well, you'll meet Stiny soon[4:31:24]   I know his buddy Bradley Martin[4:31:27]   More than I need to[4:31:30]   And uh, I'm seeing a different side of the Nelk boys[4:31:33]   Than I originally thought[4:31:34]   I don't think these are scammers[4:31:35]   I think these are literally[4:31:38]   These kids[4:31:39]   Who got popular[4:31:41]   And they just think[4:31:43]   Everything that they're doing that maybe we think is not okay[4:31:47]   They don't know that[4:31:49]   They just think[4:31:51]   Isn't this amazing? We're huge and popular[4:31:53]   And like, these people will buy anything[4:31:55]   This is amazing, we should sell them stuff[4:31:57]   They're just insane[4:31:59]   I literally think it's[4:32:00]   They're completely ignorant to anything that's going on[4:32:04]   And I think they're actually very, very nice[4:32:07]   They've been influenced by evil Dana White[4:32:09]   Yeah, influenced by evil Dana White[4:32:11]   Used by businessmen across the country[4:32:15]   Donald Trump[4:32:17]   Played nine holes of golf[4:32:19]   With these guys[4:32:21]   Donald Trump[4:32:23]   He's been on their show, you probably saw that[4:32:25]   You probably heard of him from that[4:32:27]   They're doing all this[4:32:29]   Innocently[4:32:31]   They really are[4:32:32]   Maybe we just think this because of how much we hate Andrew Schultz[4:32:35]   Who's to say?[4:32:36]   I don't know[4:32:37]   No, not who's to say[4:32:38]   I mean, I've really thought about this for a while now[4:32:40]   Especially with Stiny[4:32:42]   You can see it with Steve Will Do It[4:32:44]   Even Andrew Schultz realized this[4:32:46]   And I really feel there's a little message[4:32:48]   Maybe this is the message[4:32:50]   That I'm talking about here[4:32:52]   Where Kyle starts apologizing[4:32:54]   So what we've got here is interesting[4:32:56]   Andrew Schultz was on the Nelk Boys Podcast[4:32:58]   November 2022[4:33:00]   Promoting his special[4:33:02]   The one that he claimed[4:33:04]   The streamers wanted me to edit it[4:33:06]   I said, fuck that streamers[4:33:08]   Put it on YouTube[4:33:09]   Put it on Moment House[4:33:11]   Sold it[4:33:12]   Eight times over[4:33:14]   Ha ha ha, laugh laugh laugh, Schultz Schultz Schultz[4:33:17]   And he's there on his media blitz tour[4:33:20]   Where he's been promoting this[4:33:21]   Remember, I think I made fun of him back then[4:33:23]   For doing so many podcasts that it was almost[4:33:26]   Like, what are you doing now?[4:33:27]   You're killing yourself[4:33:29]   Like, this is horrendous for you[4:33:31]   You know, like imagine having to do 50 podcasts in one week[4:33:35]   Answering the same questions, talking about the same shit[4:33:38]   I mean, that would be mind-bendingly torture[4:33:41]   And that's the state Andrew is today[4:33:44]   Thank God[4:33:46]   Thank God he let his stupidity[4:33:48]   And his greed and his[4:33:50]   Thinking that you could just non-stop promote[4:33:52]   Non-stop market[4:33:54]   Non-stop podcast[4:33:55]   I love that that led him to this moment[4:33:58]   This beautiful moment where you get to see the real him[4:34:01]   Because he doesn't have the energy[4:34:03]   To keep his guard up[4:34:05]   Okay[4:34:07]   This was his punishment for the greed[4:34:09]   He wanted to do 100 podcasts to promote his special[4:34:11]   So he could get the most views[4:34:13]   Pay-per-view buys[4:34:15]   And while doing that, he got himself too tired[4:34:18]   So he couldn't hold himself together as appropriately[4:34:20]   As he usually does[4:34:22]   And he let Mike from Redbar[4:34:24]   See the real him[4:34:26]   The him that only his wife knows[4:34:29]   And I guarantee he treats his wife like this[4:34:32]   Now a lot of people would see this video[4:34:34]   That I'm about to show you and say[4:34:35]   The Nelk boys are so cringe[4:34:37]   Andrew Schultz just told them off[4:34:39]   Nope[4:34:41]   That is not the case[4:34:43]   Alright let's kick it off[4:34:45]   That's what we're watching here today[4:34:47]   What happened was Kyle from the Nelk boys[4:34:49]   Brought this up like last week[4:34:51]   He's like yeah we had an episode with Andrew Schultz[4:34:53]   That we actually had to shelf[4:34:55]   Because Andrew wanted us to take it down[4:34:57]   Because like him and Steinie got into a fight[4:34:59]   And he said it wasn't his best performance[4:35:01]   And then[4:35:03]   They're surprised by surprise[4:35:05]   Everyone's surprised[4:35:07]   People cared about this[4:35:09]   And they started tweeting, they started asking[4:35:11]   We want to see this deleted podcast[4:35:13]   I mean podcasts are so boring right[4:35:15]   And they say such horrendous cringe shit[4:35:17]   Imagine what they must[4:35:19]   What could be on there[4:35:21]   If it's something they deleted[4:35:23]   That they're ashamed of[4:35:25]   Imagine how bad it has to be[4:35:27]   The only point of watching a podcast[4:35:29]   Is hopefully building up to something like this[4:35:31]   One day[4:35:33]   Getting the backstory for when something good happens[4:35:35]   And people like Andrew Schultz want to hide[4:35:37]   Episodes like this[4:35:39]   This is the good stuff[4:35:41]   This is where you get to see something real[4:35:43]   Not just some bullshit promotion[4:35:45]   Back and forth[4:35:47]   So the minute something real happens[4:35:49]   They want to cancel, they want to make their life a reality show[4:35:51]   But only the good parts[4:35:53]   They never give you the rewarding parts[4:35:55]   Where they're in a big[4:35:57]   And that's what they don't understand[4:35:59]   When you make your life a reality show[4:36:01]   Like these guys do[4:36:03]   You got to let us see[4:36:05]   You know[4:36:07]   The bad stuff that it leads to[4:36:09]   That's why we're here[4:36:11]   We're not here because we're actually fans[4:36:13]   We just want to see a show[4:36:15]   So um[4:36:17]   I guess the fans spoke[4:36:19]   And then Schultz[4:36:21]   Had some pride, he was too egotistical[4:36:23]   To say[4:36:25]   Oh man no, because they were[4:36:27]   Why did you say they can't post this episode[4:36:29]   Why aren't you letting them post it[4:36:31]   So he came on his show and he goes[4:36:33]   Post the episode like he's a big hero[4:36:35]   And they did, they agreed, they posted this on Twitter[4:36:37]   So nobody's seen this[4:36:39]   Obviously it was only posted on Twitter[4:36:41]   Twitter video[4:36:43]   So nobody has watched this, don't lie[4:36:45]   Try watching Twitter video[4:36:47]   I dare you to get to minute[4:36:49]   40[4:36:51]   On a Twitter podcast[4:36:53]   Go for it, have fun[4:36:55]   And[4:36:57]   It doesn't count if you're using[4:36:59]   Multiple devices and you've set up a whole[4:37:01]   System[4:37:03]   Just your phone[4:37:05]   It's your phone, you're out[4:37:07]   You're out, you're bored as fuck[4:37:09]   And I want you to watch just the podcast[4:37:11]   On Twitter[4:37:13]   You're not allowed to use your phone for anything else of course[4:37:15]   Because you're on Twitter[4:37:17]   Make it to minute 40, screenshot that and prove it to me[4:37:19]   That screenshot should prove it[4:37:21]   And no skipping to minute 40[4:37:23]   But if you send me a screenshot of you at minute 40[4:37:25]   I will believe that you sat through it[4:37:27]   Okay[4:37:29]   And you'll win money[4:37:31]   Voidware prohibited[4:37:33]   Okay here it is, Kyle has released[4:37:35]   The tapes and his intro I think[4:37:37]   Is heartwarming right, isn't this where he defends[4:37:39]   Himself a little bit here? I think so yeah[4:37:41]   I think this is a must see[4:37:43]   Watch, here's Kyle[4:37:45]   Alright boys, it's fucking here[4:37:47]   It's finally time, we are releasing[4:37:49]   The most anticipated episode[4:37:51]   Maybe ever of the Full Sim Podcast[4:37:53]   The long last episode with Schulz[4:37:55]   We're here on Twitter because Steve's actually in this[4:37:57]   Episode as well and he cannot be on YouTube[4:37:59]   Even if we clear his face[4:38:01]   This episode was filmed[4:38:03]   November 10th, 2022[4:38:05]   So this was a fucking long ass[4:38:07]   Time ago this episode was filmed guys[4:38:09]   But with this one it was kind of I think our first[4:38:11]   Time having a comedian on[4:38:13]   We kind of wanted to treat it like our boys only episodes[4:38:15]   Where it's our internals and we kind of just[4:38:17]   Chill and fucking bro down[4:38:19]   And like talk about whatever's going on in the world[4:38:21]   And we thought that would be a good way to do Schulz[4:38:23]   We saw his video and I guess he felt like[4:38:25]   We were asking him generic questions[4:38:27]   Or like we weren't kind of, we didn't know anything[4:38:29]   About him which I understand his point[4:38:31]   Of view and guys I'm not claiming[4:38:33]   To be the fucking next Larry King[4:38:35]   Or fucking Joe Rogan, I've never claimed[4:38:37]   To be the best podcast[4:38:39]   Do you see what you're putting this guy through?[4:38:41]   Do you see the innocence here?[4:38:43]   What guy says something like this anymore?[4:38:45]   Guys we're just trying to put on a good[4:38:47]   Show, I mean I never claimed that it was a good[4:38:49]   Interview and he's doing it in a nice way[4:38:51]   Not in a defensive way[4:38:53]   He doesn't have to do this by the way[4:38:55]   That's how[4:38:57]   Cute these Nelks are talented[4:38:59]   You don't see cuteness like this[4:39:01]   Much anymore, you see ego, you see a lot[4:39:03]   Of bravado, these guys are like[4:39:05]   I never, you know, we hope[4:39:07]   That people enjoy what we put out[4:39:09]   And we didn't know that it was a[4:39:11]   Miss and we were having fun[4:39:13]   Like we always do[4:39:16]   This is Kyle Nelk[4:39:18]   Here he is, Kyle continue[4:39:20]   To be the fucking next Larry King[4:39:22]   Or fucking Joe Rogan, I've never claimed[4:39:24]   To be the best podcaster, this was[4:39:26]   Eight months ago but even till this day[4:39:28]   Still like this whole podcast thing we were[4:39:30]   Kind of just having fun with it and it got really huge[4:39:32]   And we're always trying to get better at it[4:39:34]   But with that being said, we've done[4:39:36]   So many different guests, huge guests[4:39:38]   We've had Elon on[4:39:40]   He sat with us for four hours[4:39:42]   And he tweeted after and said he had a good time[4:39:45]   Trump came on once and then[4:39:47]   Literally told everyone around him, told Dana[4:39:49]   He had such a good time that we got him on again[4:39:51]   We met Shaq, like so many big names[4:39:53]   And like this is our first time[4:39:55]   His eyes always so worried[4:39:57]   Like the way that he opens[4:39:59]   His eyes[4:40:01]   Looks like he's seeing like horrific[4:40:03]   Yeah he has[4:40:05]   Well he can't believe it[4:40:07]   Up until now, he's only heard positive[4:40:09]   Comments about himself[4:40:11]   This is the first time he couldn't believe that[4:40:14]   Andrew Schultz went around[4:40:16]   Saying they were bad, the interview[4:40:18]   Was bad, they were boring[4:40:20]   They didn't seem prepared[4:40:22]   This was a shock to these boys[4:40:24]   That Andrew Schultz said that[4:40:26]   Come on again, we met Shaq[4:40:28]   Like so many big names and like this is our[4:40:30]   First time where a guest[4:40:32]   Like didn't enjoy themselves[4:40:34]   On the podcast which honestly[4:40:36]   It sucks for me to like[4:40:38]   Hear that because we obviously want every guest to have[4:40:40]   A good time and we definitely like you know[4:40:42]   We're excited to have Schultz on[4:40:44]   I think he's fucking hilarious, he's obviously a legend[4:40:46]   Now we've seen Schultz said in his video[4:40:48]   That he didn't want to put the episode out[4:40:50]   Because he thought it was so bad[4:40:52]   That's what he originally told me[4:40:54]   I was kind of the one pushing to release it[4:40:56]   Because I thought it was fucking hilarious[4:40:58]   And I think you guys will find it entertaining[4:41:00]   Regardless if it's bad or not[4:41:02]   It's fucking hilarious, it's a fucking podcast[4:41:04]   It's not that fucking serious to me[4:41:06]   And then Steinie didn't want it out because[4:41:08]   Schultz went fucking with flame on him[4:41:10]   It's a little bad for Steinie because I saw[4:41:12]   Schultz say that he thought Steinie was trying to troll him[4:41:14]   And I don't think Steinie was trying to troll him at all[4:41:16]   I actually think Steinie was trying[4:41:18]   His genuine best to like[4:41:20]   Help keep the podcast going[4:41:22]   He did get roasted pretty hard by Schultz[4:41:24]   But I think he was trying his best honestly[4:41:26]   After Schultz saw us talk about it[4:41:28]   We were talking in a group chat literally[4:41:30]   So here it is, it's re-released[4:41:32]   Let's go to our first time code, let's see what they're talking about[4:41:34]   What's the big hype about?[4:41:36]   Why did Andrew Schultz demand[4:41:38]   This episode be canned[4:41:40]   Deleted[4:41:42]   What's our first code here?[4:41:44]   850 is when Schultz gets there[4:41:46]   Okay, here comes Schultz[4:41:48]   And then you'll meet the boys too[4:41:50]   You'll see this situation that he's put himself in here[4:41:54]   I think someone told my mom[4:41:56]   That Steve will do it of course[4:41:58]   Tim Dillon's buddy[4:42:00]   What's good, you good?[4:42:02]   I've been trying to do this for a minute[4:42:04]   Andrew Schultz[4:42:06]   Are we going?[4:42:08]   I know Cole man[4:42:10]   I didn't set this up, you guys did[4:42:12]   But Cole owns this place[4:42:14]   So what's good, where did you come from?[4:42:16]   I live down the block[4:42:18]   Where are we, Lower East Side?[4:42:20]   We're in Orsoho, they call this area[4:42:22]   To me he's already being kind of shitty[4:42:24]   He's already being kind of shitty instantly[4:42:26]   And he picked this place to go to[4:42:30]   To do the podcast, they're in some restaurant or bar[4:42:32]   And they're like[4:42:34]   This is a cool place, is this your spot?[4:42:36]   And then he was embarrassed that he[4:42:38]   Wanted to do it at this place[4:42:40]   He didn't want people knowing[4:42:42]   That he so badly wanted to do it[4:42:44]   At this particular restaurant[4:42:46]   I thought that was kind of telling[4:42:48]   Okay, should we keep playing it from here?[4:42:50]   Show the guys[4:42:52]   This is the intro of when he gets there[4:42:54]   You could go to[4:42:56]   13 minutes in if you just want some of their light convo[4:42:58]   Sure, here's some of their light convo[4:43:00]   What could go wrong?[4:43:02]   You buy watches, all that kind of shit[4:43:04]   You buy that once, it's done[4:43:06]   But them kids you gotta look after until they're 18[4:43:08]   That's a super flex[4:43:10]   How many kids do you have?[4:43:12]   None[4:43:14]   We're just broke in a restaurant[4:43:16]   Nick Cannon got it[4:43:18]   This is Stiney everybody[4:43:20]   Do you guys know Stiney?[4:43:22]   It's been all over the nut[4:43:24]   You guys watch TikTok, you don't watch[4:43:26]   Bradley Martin gym videos[4:43:28]   You don't watch zoo culture stuff[4:43:30]   Sophia with an F[4:43:32]   Sophia with an F pranks[4:43:34]   This is Stiney[4:43:36]   Stiney is a pretty remarkable character[4:43:38]   He's definitely welcome[4:43:40]   Stiney is a little[4:43:42]   Bitter, rotten[4:43:44]   Cartoon character[4:43:46]   Exactly what he looks like is what he is[4:43:48]   He'd be on one of those Nickelodeon[4:43:50]   Cartoons where he's the nasty[4:43:52]   Recess[4:43:54]   He's one of the nasty bullies, henchmen[4:43:56]   He's one of the bad kids[4:43:58]   He hangs around with a bully but he's a big bitch[4:44:00]   And a big pussy[4:44:02]   Classic cartoon[4:44:04]   Character[4:44:06]   Where he's this deceptive, rotten[4:44:08]   Eyebrows in type of guy[4:44:10]   But he's also kind of a big pussy[4:44:12]   A big softy and he doesn't really mean it[4:44:14]   He's exactly that guy[4:44:16]   And he talks like a creep[4:44:18]   He acts like a creep[4:44:20]   This is what makes him[4:44:22]   Welcome on the screen[4:44:24]   This is what people want from Stiney[4:44:26]   He's not lying[4:44:28]   He's just a retarded[4:44:30]   Little, ratty[4:44:32]   Creep that only[4:44:34]   This luck of the draw[4:44:36]   Lottery win situation[4:44:38]   Like the Nelk boys are in[4:44:40]   Could produce[4:44:42]   You can't get a guy like this if you're trying to plan[4:44:44]   A good show[4:44:46]   You only get a guy like this when a group of friends[4:44:48]   Hit it rich on YouTube[4:44:50]   And all of a sudden[4:44:52]   Are interviewing President Trump[4:44:54]   This person was never[4:44:56]   Supposed to be on TV[4:44:58]   He was never supposed to be in[4:45:00]   Entertainment[4:45:02]   He was playing golf with Trump[4:45:04]   Now he's playing golf with Trump[4:45:06]   Best friends with Shaq as I heard[4:45:08]   And[4:45:10]   On my TV screen[4:45:12]   Almost every day[4:45:14]   In some way[4:45:16]   All over my Instagram[4:45:18]   He's always doing a mischievous, crazy prank[4:45:20]   He's out of control[4:45:22]   He's not faking it[4:45:24]   And um[4:45:26]   Schultz doesn't understand this character[4:45:28]   At all[4:45:30]   And it really bothers Schultz[4:45:32]   No, think for a moment about the characters[4:45:34]   Schultz does understand[4:45:36]   Akash[4:45:38]   Akash Menad[4:45:40]   So when Schultz does a show[4:45:42]   Generally, he likes to have[4:45:44]   Four or five homies[4:45:46]   Dying laughing[4:45:48]   And slapping their legs[4:45:50]   And holding his back[4:45:52]   And high-fiving[4:45:54]   And cheerleading him[4:45:56]   Through a whole show[4:45:58]   His laugh language is physical touch[4:46:00]   Yes, his laugh language is[4:46:02]   Grab and shake[4:46:04]   And laugh again[4:46:06]   Nobody laughs louder than Schultz[4:46:08]   Nobody laughs louder than the people[4:46:10]   Who are always around Schultz[4:46:12]   And after watching this[4:46:14]   I really realized that[4:46:16]   Schultz is a very manicured[4:46:18]   Character, or what we've seen of Andrew Schultz[4:46:20]   Has been very finely edited[4:46:22]   You know, it's been very handcrafted[4:46:24]   He's trying to portray[4:46:26]   I didn't realize this[4:46:28]   He's trying to portray this guy that I don't think that he really is[4:46:30]   I think he's kind of a[4:46:32]   Mean guy[4:46:34]   He's not this happy, laughy[4:46:36]   Guy, he's almost like[4:46:38]   Well, you'll see[4:46:40]   So, uh[4:46:42]   That's Stiney[4:46:44]   And you'll kind of see what Stiney starts doing here[4:46:46]   That's actually why this could possibly annoy someone[4:46:48]   If they didn't know what the hell[4:46:50]   This little fucking kid is, right?[4:46:52]   Half of you are probably like[4:46:54]   Who is this fucking little nothing[4:46:56]   Rat kid? I hate him[4:46:58]   Right?[4:47:00]   Yeah, people are saying that[4:47:02]   That's what I thought too, when I first saw him[4:47:04]   I despised him, I gave it a year[4:47:06]   Stiney's one of my[4:47:08]   Favorite celebrities[4:47:10]   No[4:47:12]   He's a role model and an icon to me[4:47:14]   Alright, here he is, Stiney[4:47:16]   And the guys, you'll see what happens[4:47:18]   What problem are you saying?[4:47:20]   Nah, I think you get addicted to creating life[4:47:22]   I want to have kids, badly[4:47:24]   My wife and I are trying to have kids[4:47:26]   What's holding that up?[4:47:28]   Cum[4:47:30]   You can't produce right now?[4:47:32]   Nah, bro[4:47:34]   We just started, like a month or two[4:47:36]   But yeah, who knows? I gotta get my shit checked out[4:47:38]   How long have you guys been married?[4:47:40]   Almost a year[4:47:42]   Do you see how Stiney's asking?[4:47:44]   He doesn't know who the fuck this Stiney is[4:47:46]   And the vibes all off, you're probably like[4:47:48]   This show is like horrible[4:47:50]   So we were just thinking about how Schultz's show[4:47:52]   Normally goes[4:47:54]   Yeah, Schultz's show is screaming, laughing, everything[4:47:56]   They're talking at the top of their lungs[4:47:58]   They've got everything prepared, it's boom boom boom[4:48:00]   Every episode of the Nelk podcast[4:48:02]   Is if three[4:48:04]   Dumb guys are sitting there[4:48:06]   Trying their hardest to come up with[4:48:08]   I mean, you guys saw the Trump interview, right?[4:48:10]   It's like three retards in mismatched[4:48:12]   Promo clothes[4:48:14]   All sitting around being complete[4:48:16]   Fucking retards[4:48:18]   I assumed that anyone going on the show[4:48:20]   Knows that's what this is[4:48:22]   They know it's three retards[4:48:24]   Like when you see Tim Dillon[4:48:26]   Go on[4:48:28]   Tim Dillon's getting a kick out of[4:48:30]   These three retards that made it huge[4:48:32]   And have this million[4:48:34]   Millions of people in their fanbase[4:48:36]   And you play along with them[4:48:38]   In a white, you assume plays along[4:48:40]   Trump must know, these are three retards[4:48:42]   They're very big, hahaha[4:48:44]   This is a meme[4:48:46]   They're the boys and this is how they act[4:48:48]   But Schultz goes on and starts[4:48:50]   Getting mad at them that they're not doing[4:48:52]   A big professional show[4:48:54]   When they have the great and wonderful[4:48:56]   Andrew Schultz[4:48:58]   So Schultz is acting like he's a big guest[4:49:00]   And how dare these guys not[4:49:02]   Turn up[4:49:04]   And they don't give him[4:49:06]   And Schultz isn't getting what he's used to[4:49:08]   Which is the big laughs[4:49:10]   The big slaps[4:49:12]   And these kinds of comedians, I don't think they could operate[4:49:14]   Unless people are all dying laughing[4:49:16]   I don't think they really[4:49:18]   Like talking to people unless the people[4:49:20]   Are giving them those laughs[4:49:22]   Alright so what's our first time code here[4:49:24]   Where the stuff starts getting messy[4:49:26]   I just thought this part was really funny[4:49:28]   1710[4:49:30]   This gives you an idea of the kind of guys[4:49:32]   They are if you don't know the Nelk boys[4:49:34]   Remember how you see him here today is[4:49:36]   The way I hope[4:49:38]   He treats his wife[4:49:40]   Which is[4:49:42]   Big right? Wife stuff[4:49:44]   That's a big red bar rumor[4:49:46]   If he's mean to his wife right?[4:49:48]   It's a red bar rumor[4:49:50]   Yeah it gets you a foot in the door and then once you start[4:49:52]   Talking to them then you can do what you do best[4:49:54]   Did that help you when you started to take off as a[4:49:56]   Comedian?[4:49:58]   Did it help me get laid? Fuck yeah[4:50:00]   No I always got laid[4:50:02]   Really?[4:50:04]   Well comedians are fucking social[4:50:06]   Being a stand up comedian is sus though[4:50:08]   Yeah it's sus but like[4:50:10]   Being a stand up comedian is sus though[4:50:12]   Yeah it's sus but like[4:50:14]   They're talking about does doing stand up help you get laid[4:50:16]   You know[4:50:18]   That's what these kids are about[4:50:20]   Getting laid, getting paid[4:50:22]   Having the time of their life with squirt guns[4:50:24]   Shit like that[4:50:26]   Remote control cars is a big part of their life[4:50:28]   They love stuff like that[4:50:30]   Roaming candles[4:50:32]   So yeah they're asking[4:50:34]   Hey is being a comedian like this[4:50:36]   Does it help you get laid? And this is how[4:50:38]   Shultz replies[4:50:40]   Being a stand up comedian is sus though[4:50:42]   Yeah it's sus but like[4:50:44]   Whatever that is[4:50:46]   Being a stand up comedian is sus though[4:50:48]   Yeah it's sus[4:50:50]   Are you trying to let them know[4:50:52]   That you know that terminology[4:50:54]   Kyle can say[4:50:56]   You can't say it's sus[4:50:58]   It's sus[4:51:00]   Yeah it's sus but[4:51:02]   And then he's being all serious like[4:51:04]   Dipping into his soul to give the answers[4:51:06]   Of his book[4:51:08]   That should be enough[4:51:10]   To let you know somebody's completely crazy[4:51:12]   When like they go on a podcast like this[4:51:14]   And they're like so serious[4:51:16]   Telling their stupid fucking[4:51:18]   Life findings[4:51:20]   Who do you think you are that this is this[4:51:22]   Important to hear[4:51:24]   Your theory on comedy[4:51:27]   Shut the fuck up[4:51:29]   So that's gay[4:51:31]   You'll never catch me on a podcast[4:51:33]   Doing this[4:51:35]   You might catch me in the past doing it[4:51:37]   That's over[4:51:39]   Alright[4:51:41]   Let's slow down with the remarks[4:51:43]   It never was like[4:51:45]   Yeah I never did comedy to get pussy[4:51:47]   Or nothing like that like[4:51:49]   Yeah I was happy that I was[4:51:51]   Able to get laid before comedy because then[4:51:53]   I see certain comics they do comedy to get pussy[4:51:55]   And it just bothers me[4:51:57]   There's guys like that out there? Really? How can you tell?[4:51:59]   I mean you just look at the jokes like if every joke is like[4:52:01]   Men are so dumb[4:52:03]   No way there's guys writing like that[4:52:05]   Is there like left wing comedians?[4:52:07]   Yeah there's everything[4:52:09]   This is seeing how great these[4:52:11]   Now boys are did you hear what Kyle said?[4:52:13]   Whoa is there like left wing[4:52:15]   Comedians out there?[4:52:17]   Listen to this[4:52:19]   I mean you just look at the jokes like if every joke is like[4:52:21]   Men are so dumb[4:52:23]   Okay there's guys writing like that[4:52:25]   Is there like left wing comedians?[4:52:27]   Yeah there's everything[4:52:29]   I guess there is[4:52:31]   I don't really consider those people comedians[4:52:33]   Whoa[4:52:35]   You see how innocent they are?[4:52:37]   Are there like left leaning comedians?[4:52:39]   What the fuck?[4:52:41]   I don't even consider those people comedians[4:52:43]   You don't even know who they are?[4:52:45]   Kyle Kyle[4:52:47]   Kyle rules the innocence of a Kyle[4:52:49]   He's like the ultimate himbo[4:52:51]   I mean you just look at the jokes like if every joke is like[4:52:53]   Men are so dumb[4:52:55]   Look at this[4:52:57]   No way there's guys writing like that[4:52:59]   Is there like left wing comedians?[4:53:01]   Yeah there's everything[4:53:03]   I guess there is[4:53:05]   I don't really consider those people comedians[4:53:07]   I don't know I just don't like[4:53:09]   I mean yeah there's wow[4:53:11]   Blown away[4:53:13]   Schultz you can't laugh at how cute that was?[4:53:15]   That's a brand new kid[4:53:17]   Most people are like[4:53:19]   That's a brand new kid[4:53:21]   Most kids know everything[4:53:23]   It's refreshing to see how much they don't know[4:53:25]   Wait keep playing for like two more seconds[4:53:27]   I think there's both[4:53:29]   You know I think that[4:53:31]   Personally I don't think you should be any wing if you're a real comedian[4:53:33]   What wing are you?[4:53:35]   What wing are you?[4:53:37]   What wing are you?[4:53:39]   What wing are you?[4:53:41]   So[4:53:43]   Schultz sees this behavior from the two of these dig bats[4:53:45]   And he[4:53:47]   Assumes they've got to be trolling[4:53:49]   They can't have ten million fans[4:53:51]   And be these big pranksters[4:53:53]   And then act like this[4:53:55]   That would be crazy[4:53:57]   It would be and it is[4:53:59]   See what Schultz is missing[4:54:01]   Is this piece of information that[4:54:03]   This is batshit insane[4:54:05]   These kids are crazy[4:54:07]   They're stupid[4:54:09]   So he can't believe it[4:54:11]   So he thinks[4:54:13]   He's like they can't be this stupid[4:54:15]   Are they trolling me?[4:54:17]   Are they setting me up?[4:54:19]   So he starts getting all insecure[4:54:21]   Thinking that these two are setting him up[4:54:23]   Like what kind of questions are these?[4:54:25]   Because Kyle goes[4:54:27]   Are there left wing comedians?[4:54:29]   Oh my god[4:54:31]   And then Schultz is like yeah[4:54:33]   Now Schultz is getting insecure going[4:54:35]   Wait what if they're trolling me with these questions[4:54:37]   And I'm answering them serious like an idiot[4:54:39]   Like a boomer[4:54:41]   And they're all going to laugh at me[4:54:43]   Greed trail[4:54:47]   His eyes are bad[4:54:49]   Look at his eyes that's all purple[4:54:51]   To me that's dark purple[4:54:53]   I mean I almost don't recognize him[4:54:55]   Without him gnashing his teeth[4:54:57]   Yeah and going nuts and slapping[4:54:59]   Personally I don't think you should be any[4:55:01]   Wing if you're a real comedian[4:55:03]   What wing are you? But like purposely[4:55:05]   Trying to appeal to someone[4:55:07]   You're trying to appeal takes away the comedy right[4:55:09]   Because you can't misdirect[4:55:11]   And you're going every single time[4:55:13]   Then you can't and it also like[4:55:15]   2020 is just a little mini one[4:55:17]   2020 we got a mini one here[4:55:19]   Let's check this out[4:55:21]   This gets amazing don't even worry[4:55:23]   2020[4:55:25]   Do you have a connection with New York people?[4:55:27]   Yeah of course[4:55:29]   Okay wait go back actually a little further[4:55:31]   Yeah[4:55:33]   They're talking about how Kyle is from[4:55:35]   Toronto[4:55:37]   About having some fame[4:55:39]   It's nice to people and they trust it[4:55:41]   Do you have people from New York[4:55:43]   That hit you up or like[4:55:45]   Want to put New York on their back?[4:55:47]   In what way? Like if he's from Canada[4:55:49]   And all the Toronto people you know they have like that connection[4:55:51]   Yeah Do you have a connection with New York people?[4:55:53]   Yeah of course[4:55:55]   Yeah like I'm[4:55:57]   Yeah I am the way I am because of the people here[4:55:59]   Yeah[4:56:01]   So Shelton's like what the fuck is this thing[4:56:03]   Cause I mean listen to these questions[4:56:05]   They don't really make any sense[4:56:07]   Johnny is like so stupid that he's actually being serious[4:56:09]   So he didn't want this up[4:56:11]   Because I think he thought[4:56:13]   These guys were trolling[4:56:15]   And he was answering serious like a big fucking dummy[4:56:17]   And he was going to be like[4:56:19]   The boomer of the century[4:56:21]   But they were being sincere[4:56:23]   This is how their show always is[4:56:27]   They're always like this[4:56:29]   Like watch any episode[4:56:31]   This is how they act[4:56:33]   They're having a blast by the way[4:56:35]   This is a bad show to them[4:56:37]   This is an amazing show with a legend, an icon, a goat[4:56:41]   And I take responsibility I guess for it[4:56:43]   Like you want to put New York on the map type shit[4:56:45]   You can't put New York[4:56:47]   It's already on the map[4:56:49]   Everyone wants to claim they're like the king of New York though[4:56:51]   I don't know if you've said that or not[4:56:53]   Nah man, they don't need to be[4:56:55]   Get that product placement[4:56:57]   That's not distracting[4:56:59]   So a new[4:57:01]   Thing that we unlocked about[4:57:03]   Schultz is this[4:57:05]   new smile of his[4:57:07]   This smile[4:57:09]   Means trouble of ruin[4:57:11]   Wait till you see this[4:57:13]   new smile we've unlocked[4:57:15]   And this is the tell, this is where Schultz[4:57:17]   So watch this, he goes[4:57:19]   Do you ever like want to claim you're the king of New York?[4:57:21]   See even people in the chat are going[4:57:23]   LOL but Stiny looks like he's trolling[4:57:25]   Exactly[4:57:27]   He's not, he's that dumb[4:57:29]   So Stiny[4:57:31]   Go to him, do you ever want to be like the king of New York?[4:57:33]   And he's like[4:57:35]   And then he starts doing this smile[4:57:37]   Here I'll try to catch the people here[4:57:39]   Yeah[4:57:41]   And I take responsibility[4:57:43]   Like you want to put New York on the map type shit[4:57:45]   You can't put New York[4:57:47]   It's already on the map[4:57:49]   Everyone wants to claim they're like the king of New York though[4:57:51]   There it is[4:57:53]   You would think[4:57:55]   That's him like having a good time almost[4:57:57]   No[4:57:59]   This smile[4:58:01]   Is when he's fucking furious[4:58:03]   So watch what happens[4:58:05]   After this smile is[4:58:07]   Executed, shortly[4:58:09]   Right after we see this smile we get this[4:58:11]   I don't know if you've said that or not[4:58:13]   Nah man, you don't need to be[4:58:15]   Looks around the room, product placement[4:58:17]   That's not distracting[4:58:19]   So the smile comes out[4:58:21]   And the next words out of his mouth[4:58:23]   During this brand new smile[4:58:25]   That I haven't seen on him[4:58:27]   Car sales mini smile[4:58:29]   $100, $200, $300 smile[4:58:31]   This smile comes out[4:58:33]   And the next sentence out of his mouth is[4:58:35]   There's product placement around here[4:58:37]   That's not distracting at all[4:58:39]   Why are you critiquing all of a sudden?[4:58:43]   Interesting[4:58:45]   So you thought Stiney was trolling you[4:58:47]   You smiled[4:58:49]   And then you kind of[4:58:51]   Now you want to call something out[4:58:53]   Just in case[4:58:55]   Wow[4:58:57]   Yeah[4:58:59]   I don't[4:59:01]   King of New York[4:59:03]   Who is the king of New York in your opinion?[4:59:05]   It's got to be the OGs if we're being real[4:59:07]   It's an OG type of thing[4:59:09]   Like who's the king of New York[4:59:11]   That's a great question[4:59:13]   I don't know[4:59:15]   And it's like you're not offering up that much energy either[4:59:17]   No, I mean he came in and we saw his energy from the beginning[4:59:19]   He's coming in with the sleep[4:59:21]   You're usually on fire[4:59:23]   Jumping around like a jackrabbit[4:59:25]   Today you're laid back[4:59:27]   And you should be[4:59:29]   You've done 50 podcasts this week[4:59:31]   That you shouldn't have done[4:59:33]   You conned the entire comedy scene[4:59:35]   Into going and buying the stupid specials[4:59:37]   You could brag about the sales[4:59:39]   So you came in sleepy[4:59:43]   You know me[4:59:45]   I'm like Joey Diaz[4:59:47]   I'm sick as a dog[4:59:49]   I don't come in here sleepy[4:59:51]   I wake the fuck up[4:59:55]   5 hour, 6 hour, 7 hour energy[4:59:59]   So it's real shitty[5:00:01]   To go out there and you're prone[5:00:03]   You want everybody to promote your specials so you can sell those tickets[5:00:05]   So you're going to just lay back there[5:00:07]   Yeah man, who is the king of New York anyway?[5:00:09]   You brought this energy[5:00:11]   So when you get embarrassed don't blame these poor nelks[5:00:13]   Alright what's our next code here[5:00:15]   This gets nasty[5:00:17]   24 minutes in[5:00:19]   24 parts[5:00:21]   This honestly is the best podcast[5:00:23]   Yeah this is a great episode if you want to watch this[5:00:25]   Nobody has said anything there[5:00:27]   That's the only thing I learned about comedy[5:00:29]   If you do a joke to[5:00:31]   The person you're talking about and they laugh[5:00:33]   You can't be offended[5:00:35]   It was just a bunch of white people in the crowd and we're talking about why[5:00:37]   Blackface is okay in this situation[5:00:39]   In this situation I think I was like[5:00:41]   What was it? Navy Seal[5:00:43]   They have to do it[5:00:45]   Which I think is a funny sketch[5:00:47]   Navy Seal showing up and he's got to do it[5:00:49]   And even the black guys are like[5:00:51]   Paint it the fuck up[5:00:53]   Like to me the visual of that is funny[5:00:55]   But yes if you're doing it to black dudes[5:00:57]   And black chicks and they're laughing[5:00:59]   No white lady can report you[5:01:01]   For sure[5:01:03]   So when you're making the blackface jokes[5:01:05]   Are you looking in the audience trying to find the one black guy laughing[5:01:07]   Absolutely[5:01:09]   Do you say zoom in on the black guy when I make this joke[5:01:11]   The camera went to four different blackfaces[5:01:13]   I went through a bunch of different blackfaces[5:01:15]   And then all of a sudden when you're watching[5:01:17]   You're like ooh I don't feel the discomfort[5:01:19]   You're very cute[5:01:21]   You like that one huh?[5:01:23]   She loves that one[5:01:25]   Blackface, blackface, blackface, blackface[5:01:27]   So Steve will do it[5:01:29]   Didn't understand that he means like the term[5:01:31]   Blackface[5:01:33]   He thinks they're talking about people that are black[5:01:35]   In the audience[5:01:37]   Blackface, blackface, blackface, blackface[5:01:39]   That's like as good as it gets[5:01:41]   Okay let's fast forward here[5:01:43]   25, 15[5:01:45]   25, 15[5:01:47]   It's going to start ramping up don't worry[5:01:49]   And Schultz is going to be pretty nasty[5:01:51]   I don't think you've ever seen him like this[5:01:53]   Here we go[5:01:55]   You didn't have braces? I did have braces[5:01:57]   And then what happened? I just grind my teeth[5:01:59]   But I'm going to get fake ones and then you'll have the worst ones[5:02:01]   Why are you grinding your teeth over that man?[5:02:03]   What are you so stressed about dude?[5:02:05]   Late at night man just stress[5:02:07]   No constant anxiety with this group[5:02:09]   Really? Why?[5:02:11]   Always filming everything type shit[5:02:13]   Oh and you're worried that like it's going to be[5:02:15]   You caught out of context or something like that?[5:02:17]   Yeah he pissed on me a couple weeks ago[5:02:19]   That's fire[5:02:21]   Well this is what he'll do Andrew. He'll get really fucked up before a podcast[5:02:23]   Uh huh[5:02:25]   I feel like we need to be a little more fucked up[5:02:27]   You guys are a little nervous or something like that[5:02:29]   Get him drunk[5:02:31]   I feel like we need to get more fucked up here[5:02:33]   You guys seem a little nervous[5:02:35]   They're being themselves[5:02:37]   They're having a great time[5:02:39]   Acting out of character[5:02:41]   Yeah you're the one who's not acting like the slap happy[5:02:43]   Schultz that we see bouncing off the walls[5:02:45]   Everywhere we go[5:02:47]   With the eight guys following you around laughing so loud[5:02:49]   They're shaking the walls[5:02:51]   So yeah why[5:02:53]   Are you projecting on these boys?[5:02:55]   You want everyone to get wasted now[5:02:57]   So that things could loosen up[5:02:59]   I feel like we need to be a little more fucked up[5:03:01]   You guys are a little nervous or something like that[5:03:03]   Get him drunk[5:03:05]   He'll regret everything he says and then when we see the edit[5:03:07]   We need to cut everything out and remove it[5:03:09]   That's a little annoying too[5:03:11]   I did that one time[5:03:13]   Well it was with Andrew Tate[5:03:15]   Interesting. These guys know Andrew Tate[5:03:17]   Just like me[5:03:19]   They're involved with a lot of[5:03:21]   We still get a lot of Andrew Tate hate coming at our way[5:03:23]   On Instagram and stuff[5:03:25]   Very cruel stuff[5:03:27]   You should see with these people[5:03:29]   Full on death threats[5:03:31]   24 hours a day from the Tate family[5:03:33]   Very scary[5:03:35]   Lot of death threats from that[5:03:37]   Ok what's our next code here?[5:03:39]   Go to 4056[5:03:41]   40 what?[5:03:43]   56[5:03:45]   So they're chatting[5:03:47]   Same kind of chat[5:03:49]   This is another me moment that I just have to show you[5:03:51]   But it's quick[5:03:53]   Go to 4056[5:03:55]   What do you want man?[5:03:57]   Like in life[5:03:59]   Just talking to Steve we'll do it now[5:04:01]   I just want to[5:04:03]   I just want to make a lot of[5:04:05]   Enough money to where I don't care to where my next[5:04:07]   Rumble video I'm blackface[5:04:09]   And just like[5:04:11]   To where I just don't care[5:04:13]   I'm Instagram live blackface[5:04:15]   And just not care[5:04:17]   And just be like true dark humor[5:04:19]   What would you do when you don't care?[5:04:21]   Dark humor to them is doing black people shit[5:04:23]   You hear that?[5:04:25]   He wants to do dark humor[5:04:27]   Like me[5:04:29]   That's where you make fun of black people[5:04:31]   Dark humor[5:04:33]   It's just dark humor[5:04:35]   That's amazing though[5:04:37]   I'm glad there are people out there that want to do that[5:04:39]   And they're like I'm just really trying[5:04:41]   I just want to be the best person I can be[5:04:43]   At like dark humor[5:04:45]   Making fun of black people and black face[5:04:47]   It's like a gay waiting for gay marriage to be legal[5:04:49]   That's amazing[5:04:51]   You guys can do it[5:04:53]   You can do it right now[5:04:55]   Anyways so they kind of[5:04:57]   Meander on with this awkward vibe[5:04:59]   For like 20 more minutes Andrew takes off his watch[5:05:01]   And makes them all ask[5:05:03]   Oh that was very weird[5:05:05]   Do you want to see that part?[5:05:07]   Maybe maybe this will send chills down people's spines[5:05:09]   So out of nowhere[5:05:11]   What's the time code for that?[5:05:13]   3545 for them[5:05:15]   Watch this[5:05:17]   This is not the fight but[5:05:19]   Watch what Andrew does[5:05:21]   Out of nowhere[5:05:23]   There was nothing that inspired this[5:05:25]   I think Steinie said hey man do you have any IP?[5:05:27]   He said do you have your AP?[5:05:29]   Oh that's what he said[5:05:31]   Okay then this doesn't make any[5:05:33]   That's not that crazy[5:05:35]   This whole time[5:05:37]   I thought he said do you have any IP[5:05:39]   And he goes let me show you something[5:05:41]   And then showed him his watch[5:05:43]   I'll show you this is still douchey[5:05:45]   There's no way you're selling your soul to the night[5:05:47]   Yeah[5:05:49]   How much are you guys making off of this?[5:05:51]   We're doing pretty good[5:05:53]   Is this like hundreds of millions?[5:05:55]   I think[5:05:57]   See that's why I got confused[5:05:59]   He goes how much you guys making off happy dad[5:06:01]   And then Steinie goes where's your IP[5:06:03]   I thought he said where's your IP at[5:06:05]   Like what do you know how these kids do[5:06:07]   Happy to[5:06:09]   I thought he was asking him like[5:06:11]   What separate businesses do you have[5:06:13]   What are you selling?[5:06:15]   But no where's your AP[5:06:17]   Okay that makes more sense for him to do this[5:06:19]   But watch what he does[5:06:21]   We're doing pretty good[5:06:23]   I think I don't know what I could say[5:06:25]   He might[5:06:27]   So then he takes his watch[5:06:29]   Look at this[5:06:31]   Let me see[5:06:33]   Showing his watch around you never take your watch off[5:06:35]   If you're any sort of a real man by the way[5:06:37]   You usually rock an AP I see[5:06:39]   I have an AP[5:06:41]   Steve you bought Selena a 200k watch[5:06:43]   Talking to you[5:06:45]   This is a Vacheron Constantin[5:06:47]   Super rare[5:06:49]   There's probably like 5 of these in North America[5:06:51]   I got this one[5:06:53]   I think retail so it's probably like[5:06:55]   70,000 or something like that[5:06:57]   Whoa[5:06:59]   So it's like a subtle flex[5:07:01]   Like you gotta be a watch guy to know[5:07:03]   Yeah I kinda like the fact that nobody knows what it is[5:07:05]   So now you're becoming them[5:07:07]   Okay[5:07:09]   Pretty weird[5:07:11]   If you tried to fit in with these kids you're like let me show them my riches[5:07:13]   We'll talk riches[5:07:15]   Maybe that'll[5:07:17]   You were trying to bond with them over money stuff[5:07:19]   Okay[5:07:21]   I thought that was pretty weird but now that I know that it wasn't[5:07:23]   Okay makes more sense[5:07:25]   Alright what's our next one here[5:07:27]   Okay so Schultz has been subtly feeling scared by[5:07:29]   Steinys power[5:07:31]   Yes he's getting more and more annoyed with[5:07:33]   Steinys line of questioning worrying that it's a troll[5:07:35]   At 44 minutes in[5:07:37]   It starts to break through[5:07:39]   Okay here we go[5:07:41]   44 minutes I think this is where it gets good[5:07:43]   People can be happy[5:07:45]   And how to make a deal[5:07:47]   Where somebody is maybe taken advantage of[5:07:49]   100%[5:07:51]   So like when you hear Kanye complaining about the deals[5:07:53]   You get to look at it as someone who offers deals[5:07:55]   Most people don't offer deals[5:07:57]   True[5:07:59]   So they're going well I'm getting fucked[5:08:01]   He's probably getting fucked[5:08:03]   You know what I'm saying 100%[5:08:05]   It's hard to have empathy for that[5:08:07]   Yeah no that makes sense[5:08:09]   I think we lost him[5:08:11]   Okay so Steinys now on his phone[5:08:13]   The conversation reaches a lull[5:08:15]   It's getting very soft spoken[5:08:17]   And the reason that it's reaching normally[5:08:19]   When they have Theo on[5:08:21]   He's telling them all these tales[5:08:23]   He's keeping the energy up[5:08:25]   Andrew is sucking all the energy out[5:08:27]   And he's making them drink in the heat[5:08:29]   They didn't want to drink moonshine[5:08:31]   And do shots[5:08:33]   So they're all so buzzed out of their mind[5:08:35]   Their mind barely works sober[5:08:37]   They're buzzed, they're hot[5:08:39]   Schultz is being so sleepy[5:08:41]   And the stuff he's saying is boring[5:08:43]   Very boring[5:08:45]   Everything he's talking about is so boring[5:08:47]   They don't even understand his point[5:08:49]   So Steinys starts looking at his phone[5:08:51]   I'm getting fucked, he's probably getting fucked[5:08:53]   You know what I'm saying[5:08:55]   It's hard to have empathy for that[5:08:57]   Yeah no that makes sense[5:08:59]   I think we lost him[5:09:01]   No my fault[5:09:03]   I don't even know where I was going to go[5:09:05]   Where are we at? I have no idea[5:09:07]   Oh in the way[5:09:09]   So look at this[5:09:11]   Because you wouldn't see this on a podcast[5:09:13]   So he's like, they're trolling[5:09:15]   They're all smiling[5:09:17]   Being silent[5:09:19]   I mean look at this display, watch this again[5:09:21]   Watch this[5:09:23]   I think we lost him[5:09:25]   No my fault[5:09:27]   I don't even know where I was going to go[5:09:29]   Where are we at? I have no idea[5:09:31]   And then you see Kyle's smile[5:09:33]   Look at that[5:09:35]   I don't even know where I was going to go[5:09:37]   Where are we at? I have no idea[5:09:39]   This is Kyle[5:09:41]   This is him being cute[5:09:43]   He really doesn't have any idea[5:09:45]   But when you see a guy like this[5:09:47]   Who's known for YouTube pranks[5:09:49]   Smiling like this[5:09:51]   You assume they're punking me[5:09:53]   They're setting me up[5:09:55]   They're being really awkward[5:09:57]   To see how I react, right[5:09:59]   No[5:10:01]   They weren't doing that[5:10:03]   I can prove it[5:10:05]   I don't even know where I was going to go[5:10:07]   Where are we at? I have no idea[5:10:09]   Here's where he flips[5:10:11]   You see Scholz's smile[5:10:13]   He did that beautiful smile again[5:10:15]   That moonshine hit me[5:10:17]   It's a fan question, I don't know if you want to answer it[5:10:19]   What's the weirdest genre of porn you've watched?[5:10:21]   Weirdest genre? I don't really watch porn[5:10:23]   No?[5:10:25]   So he did the big smile again[5:10:27]   Which I believe is his new tell[5:10:29]   Where he's frustrated[5:10:31]   Where he's annoyed[5:10:33]   He did the big smile, that creepy smile[5:10:35]   Shoots down the question[5:10:37]   What's your favorite porn? I don't watch porn[5:10:39]   Foolshit, watch[5:10:41]   What's the weirdest genre of porn you've watched?[5:10:43]   Weirdest genre? I don't really watch porn[5:10:45]   No? Why's that?[5:10:47]   Well you just got engaged, dude[5:10:49]   Do you try and limit your shit now that you know your wife's gonna watch?[5:10:51]   No[5:10:53]   But I'm not like a big jerkoff guy[5:10:55]   I mean you have to a bit[5:10:57]   If the wife's watching now, like you're freshly engaged[5:10:59]   You gotta be a bit careful, no?[5:11:01]   No, I don't really watch a lot of porn[5:11:04]   Were you saying what the shit you say you mean?[5:11:06]   Oh, about like my wife or these types of things?[5:11:09]   Sure[5:11:11]   No[5:11:13]   I mean she gets it, you know[5:11:15]   She married a comedian, she knew what the deal was[5:11:17]   Have you ever made a joke where you thought it was gonna go really well[5:11:19]   And it went really bad?[5:11:21]   Yeah[5:11:23]   Can you give us an example of that?[5:11:25]   I mean yeah, early in my career[5:11:27]   I didn't know how to get away with jokes[5:11:29]   So you don't have the skills[5:11:31]   To execute them[5:11:33]   So you just say these offensive things[5:11:35]   And then people get offended[5:11:37]   Give us an example, will you?[5:11:39]   I mean I have people throw fucking candles at me[5:11:41]   I don't even remember[5:11:43]   I honestly don't remember, I just remember the violence[5:11:45]   In like a comedy club?[5:11:47]   Fights all the time[5:11:49]   All the time[5:11:51]   Do you have a favorite group or something you like to go after or joke about?[5:11:53]   Do you have a favorite group[5:11:55]   That you like to go after?[5:11:57]   Have the knickers[5:11:59]   Spooks mostly[5:12:01]   Do you have a favorite group[5:12:03]   So he thinks[5:12:05]   And he's like really trying to figure this out[5:12:07]   I mean look at him right now[5:12:09]   He's really trying to figure out[5:12:11]   If these guys are all fucking with him[5:12:13]   And he's being made a huge fool right now[5:12:15]   And he can't figure it out[5:12:17]   The look on Steny's face[5:12:19]   While he was asking that stuff[5:12:21]   Was like fucking insane[5:12:23]   It's like a 4chan piece of art[5:12:25]   Do you have a favorite group or something you like to go after or joke about?[5:12:27]   No[5:12:29]   It's like whatever I'm passionate about[5:12:31]   I gotta have like an interest in it[5:12:33]   I don't know how to just make jokes about like Uber[5:12:35]   Like something has to bother me[5:12:37]   I think that's the hardest thing about having money[5:12:39]   Is that less things bother you[5:12:41]   What bothers you the most right now?[5:12:43]   Nothing[5:12:45]   You look at your phone while we're doing this[5:12:49]   It begins[5:12:51]   This is where it officially begins[5:12:53]   And he[5:12:55]   Now that I'm watching this again[5:12:57]   He just got shoved into that moment[5:12:59]   By Steny[5:13:01]   Steny went at him like dad boxing AB[5:13:03]   Like[5:13:05]   Steny is so stupid[5:13:07]   He actually made Andrew his bitch[5:13:09]   Yes watch this, watch how this happens[5:13:11]   Watch[5:13:13]   It has to bother me[5:13:15]   I think that's the hardest thing about having money[5:13:17]   Is that less things bother you[5:13:19]   What bothers you the most right now?[5:13:21]   While we're doing this interview[5:13:23]   And everybody's seeming disinterested[5:13:25]   Were you looking at notes or texting girls?[5:13:27]   Notes[5:13:29]   Me taking time out of my day to do this[5:13:31]   And then feeling like I'm forcing you guys to do the podcast[5:13:33]   Oh it's real[5:13:35]   And it continues[5:13:37]   It's not[5:13:39]   You know you think you can get away with just saying that[5:13:41]   You on your phone annoys me[5:13:43]   Ha ha ha and they move on[5:13:45]   He digs in[5:13:47]   He starts letting it rip[5:13:49]   Watch this, Sholtz isn't letting this go[5:13:51]   Nothing bothers you?[5:13:53]   You look at your phone while we're doing this interview[5:13:55]   And everybody's seeming disinterested[5:13:57]   Were you looking at notes or texting girls?[5:13:59]   Notes[5:14:01]   Me taking time out of my day to do this[5:14:03]   And then feeling like I'm forcing you guys to do the podcast[5:14:05]   I've never been more excited to do a podcast[5:14:07]   Say again?[5:14:09]   I've never been more excited I'm sorry[5:14:11]   Don't apologize[5:14:13]   You asked me what annoyed me and I gave you an honest answer[5:14:15]   Are you being serious about that?[5:14:17]   Really?[5:14:19]   Is that surprising to you?[5:14:21]   If I'm looking at my notes I have some things personally that I wrote that I wanted to ask you[5:14:23]   Not on there[5:14:25]   So I can't look at that and then ask you that?[5:14:27]   I mean you can I guess[5:14:29]   What if someone in the audience is on their phone when you're doing that?[5:14:31]   Then they don't get the same treatment you got[5:14:33]   Would you call them out?[5:14:35]   Have you done that before?[5:14:37]   And how's that reaction?[5:14:39]   Good[5:14:41]   Do they get as offensive as I do?[5:14:43]   I don't think you're offensive I think you're offended[5:14:45]   Speaking down[5:14:47]   Alright my fault[5:14:49]   There's no fault it's fine you asked me how I felt I gave you an honest reaction[5:14:51]   Alright my bad[5:14:53]   Did you see the Andrew Paul[5:14:55]   Andrew J. J[5:14:57]   Oh my god[5:14:59]   I'm like getting sweaty[5:15:01]   He's mad[5:15:03]   And he makes a weird smile when he's mad[5:15:05]   Holy fuck[5:15:07]   Imagine arguing with him[5:15:09]   As you're the wife and he thinks he's right about something[5:15:11]   And he's going yeah[5:15:13]   Look at sweet Kyle asking the next question[5:15:17]   This is so awkward[5:15:19]   It's amazing[5:15:21]   Like he's having the time of his life[5:15:23]   That's how innocent this kid is[5:15:25]   I owe my life to the Nelk boys I think[5:15:29]   Alright where do we go from here cause there's more[5:15:33]   Let me see if we should see more here[5:15:37]   Maybe 52, 45[5:15:39]   52, 45[5:15:41]   Who's next?[5:15:43]   So no wonder he wanted this deleted huh[5:15:45]   Anything like[5:15:47]   He's just that dude[5:15:49]   Have you met Izzy?[5:15:51]   No but what do you think of his vibe[5:15:53]   Bro he's the best[5:15:55]   I saw him make a comment at a press conference where he was like[5:15:57]   Yo I'm gonna do a TikTok dance once I beat you[5:15:59]   And that really just like maybe not a fan anymore[5:16:01]   Why? You do TikToks like three times[5:16:03]   I know but I'm not like a date[5:16:05]   I'm not a fucking UFC warrior bro[5:16:07]   I'm not in the ring fighting somebody[5:16:09]   Are you on TikTok?[5:16:11]   I'm trying to understand is this your character[5:16:13]   Are you like the hater or something[5:16:15]   Who am I hating on?[5:16:17]   I'm trying to understand[5:16:19]   You're hating on Izzy for doing TikTok dances[5:16:21]   When you do TikTok dances[5:16:23]   I love Justin Poirier[5:16:25]   Can I show shows your last TikTok?[5:16:27]   Can you explain what the dynamic is here?[5:16:29]   Look at this[5:16:31]   You guys are like friends with these people[5:16:33]   You're the newest so you can take the shots[5:16:35]   I'm trying to understand what it is[5:16:37]   That's fine[5:16:39]   So they're showing some stupid[5:16:41]   Stiny TikToks okay[5:16:43]   He's got a sense of humor he's a comedian[5:16:45]   That's funny[5:16:47]   But that's like TikTok[5:16:49]   But he's making fun of TikToks[5:16:51]   See he's got a real comedian here[5:16:53]   Real comedian no?[5:16:55]   Dap up or no?[5:16:57]   We're not there yet[5:16:59]   I like what you're doing[5:17:01]   He's like a TikToker this guy[5:17:03]   Bro this was a trend[5:17:05]   Yeah[5:17:07]   You can't hate on TikTok[5:17:09]   Don't hate on TikTok[5:17:11]   No you're trying to get pussy that's what it is[5:17:13]   Remember when I told you the comics trying to get pussy[5:17:15]   Oh you think I'm that guy?[5:17:17]   What gives you that read?[5:17:19]   Everyone is a girlfriend[5:17:21]   Yeah so what?[5:17:23]   No there's nothing wrong with it you should[5:17:25]   Maximize it bro you're short[5:17:27]   What the fuck[5:17:29]   Yeah man maximize it bro you're short[5:17:31]   He's short?[5:17:35]   No there's nothing wrong with it you should[5:17:37]   Maximize it bro you're short[5:17:39]   No I'm not saying it's bad[5:17:41]   You have to maximize your fame[5:17:43]   The highest value female[5:17:45]   I gotta reiterate this whole[5:17:47]   Podcast up until now he was giving[5:17:49]   Them nothing either[5:17:51]   None of their other podcasts[5:17:53]   Are this awkward because the guests[5:17:55]   Just talks and does their thing while[5:17:57]   They're on the podcast and then the boys just sit there[5:17:59]   And go awesome[5:18:01]   He's just mad because they didn't have deep enough[5:18:03]   Questions for the marvelous Andrew Schultz[5:18:05]   He does have a thing where he[5:18:07]   Needs them to loudly[5:18:09]   Yes they're not loudly laughing[5:18:11]   He's mad[5:18:13]   Now he's calling the guy short[5:18:15]   That's pretty rude to do as a big celebrity[5:18:17]   To a kid[5:18:19]   Yeah you think so?[5:18:21]   100% I think you should[5:18:23]   But I think you're a smart guy[5:18:25]   He's a funny guy though[5:18:27]   If girls gave you the chance they'd go[5:18:29]   I actually really kind of like this guy a lot[5:18:31]   What gives you that read if you just met me though?[5:18:33]   Because you're smart[5:18:35]   You know what you're doing[5:18:37]   Yeah I don't know[5:18:39]   So Kyle gets up leaves them alone here[5:18:41]   How often do you watch our stuff[5:18:43]   Because I feel like you're pretty educated[5:18:45]   I think you're the guy that acts like[5:18:47]   He doesn't know anything about it[5:18:49]   I've never watched a podcast in its entirety[5:18:51]   But you know Steve's on rumble[5:18:53]   You've watched a lot of the Nelk videos[5:18:55]   Steve is a part of culture[5:18:57]   Steve is a part of culture[5:18:59]   He's talking about Steve will do it[5:19:01]   Andrew Schultz[5:19:03]   Sucking up to the Steve will do it[5:19:05]   He's been by the way throughout this whole episode[5:19:07]   He's been[5:19:09]   So nice with Steve[5:19:11]   I don't know if it's the Tim Dylan thing[5:19:13]   Or if he thinks Steve is just so rich[5:19:15]   And he might have a[5:19:17]   Connection for him but it's really creepy[5:19:19]   How he keeps pandering[5:19:21]   To Steve[5:19:23]   Steve is a part of culture[5:19:25]   So things that Steve do[5:19:27]   And that's what I think is most impressive[5:19:29]   Is that you found a way to like[5:19:31]   Yeah I mean you get it[5:19:33]   You found a way to be part of culture[5:19:35]   And then when I come on a podcast[5:19:37]   I try to be prepared[5:19:39]   So I did a little research on all you guys[5:19:41]   How do you prepare? What do you watch?[5:19:43]   I watch at least[5:19:45]   At least clips of a podcast[5:19:47]   I was watching parts of the Elon stuff[5:19:49]   I was watching parts of the[5:19:51]   Yachty stuff[5:19:53]   The Yachty interview was hilarious[5:19:55]   Was it like interviewing Drake through Yachty?[5:19:57]   He doesn't get mad[5:19:59]   So what's it like hanging with Drake?[5:20:01]   Yeah I mean I don't[5:20:03]   That wasn't me but yeah that's what you're saying[5:20:05]   But he was great his energy to handle that[5:20:09]   So wait hold on[5:20:11]   He's kind of dissing[5:20:13]   The interview with Yachty[5:20:15]   So how did he not know[5:20:17]   What they were going to be like[5:20:19]   So he already went in with the idea[5:20:21]   That he was going to be mad at him[5:20:23]   Hoped there'd be fanfare[5:20:25]   He hoped they'd be hooting and hollering[5:20:27]   I don't know what he wanted[5:20:29]   Was there more here?[5:20:31]   Yeah I keep going this is a whole thing[5:20:33]   I like to be researched when I go on[5:20:35]   And talk to people it makes me feel more confident[5:20:37]   He's acting very strange here[5:20:39]   I want to know what I'm going to expect[5:20:41]   What do you think of recently[5:20:43]   Elon with the $8 verification[5:20:45]   Are you on Twitter?[5:20:47]   Are you going to pay the $8?[5:20:49]   You seem like an $8 pay guy[5:20:51]   Do you want to have that verification sauce?[5:20:53]   Why do you think that?[5:20:55]   I just want to get that vibe[5:20:57]   If you're not verified on Twitter but you're on all platforms[5:20:59]   You want to have that like sauce[5:21:01]   Yeah I could see why[5:21:03]   Yeah I could see why[5:21:05]   That's just unusual[5:21:07]   Well do you agree or no?[5:21:09]   I don't really care about the verification[5:21:11]   That's good I missed something[5:21:13]   No we're talking about the Twitter verification[5:21:15]   Are you guys friends with each other?[5:21:17]   Yeah[5:21:19]   Why not?[5:21:21]   Because the chemistry is weird[5:21:23]   There's almost none of it[5:21:25]   Why do you say that?[5:21:27]   I don't know[5:21:29]   I don't get it[5:21:31]   What's confusing though?[5:21:33]   It's like a weird thing[5:21:35]   This is the first time we've done a podcast[5:21:37]   I don't do podcasts[5:21:39]   At this point Stiney is kind of getting idiot mad[5:21:41]   You think so[5:21:43]   Where a dumb guy kind of starts getting defensive[5:21:45]   Yeah yeah kind of[5:21:47]   He openly it's out there[5:21:49]   That Andrew hates him[5:21:51]   And he's hurt[5:21:53]   Yeah and now Andrew is very[5:21:55]   Insecurely asking around[5:21:57]   What's the catch here?[5:21:59]   This is Boomer[5:22:01]   Boomer![5:22:03]   You're an interesting one[5:22:05]   I stay silent[5:22:07]   But do you guys[5:22:09]   Do you have stories where you bust balls[5:22:11]   Yeah we usually have a different guy[5:22:13]   Who sits in[5:22:15]   I want to have Steve on this one[5:22:17]   Yeah I love Brad too[5:22:19]   He's great[5:22:21]   And what Brad usually drives it or something like that?[5:22:23]   What do you mean?[5:22:25]   Is he usually driving the interview?[5:22:27]   Why? You don't think we're doing a good job of that?[5:22:29]   I mean it's not my favorite[5:22:31]   Is this a joke? I don't understand[5:22:33]   Is this a joke?[5:22:35]   I don't understand[5:22:37]   They're in shock[5:22:39]   They've never heard anything like this[5:22:41]   All they've been told is how wonderful they are[5:22:43]   And how fun this is[5:22:45]   Is this a joke?[5:22:47]   He's driving the interview[5:22:49]   You don't think we're doing a good job of that?[5:22:51]   I mean it's not my favorite[5:22:53]   Is this a joke?[5:22:55]   I don't understand[5:22:57]   Right?[5:22:59]   I don't know[5:23:01]   Are you guys having a good time?[5:23:03]   Is this what it's normally like?[5:23:05]   No I was having a good time[5:23:07]   Okay[5:23:09]   And when I do them I stay silent[5:23:11]   But with you[5:23:13]   You did the Trump one. I did see clips of the Trump one[5:23:15]   I didn't say a word[5:23:17]   That's not true. You gave him a watch[5:23:19]   Yeah but before that I didn't say a single word[5:23:21]   Were you nervous? What was the feeling?[5:23:23]   Nervous[5:23:25]   But also I really like Trump[5:23:27]   I'm not good at speaking[5:23:29]   So even here I'm just not good at speaking[5:23:31]   What a nice guy. Why do you say that?[5:23:33]   He's got a very endearing quality[5:23:35]   So I just kind of stay silent[5:23:37]   Yeah[5:23:39]   Why didn't you speak on the Trump podcast?[5:23:41]   I just couldn't get myself to[5:23:43]   I see why people are so drawn to you[5:23:45]   You have a very endearing quality[5:23:47]   But you also say the most fucked up crazy things[5:23:49]   Yeah[5:23:51]   So people are probably really protective of you I would imagine[5:23:53]   I don't know about that[5:23:55]   Were people furious when you got cancelled?[5:23:57]   Oh yeah for sure[5:23:59]   Was there more from that part?[5:24:01]   The next part you want to go to is[5:24:03]   This is pretty much nearing the end here[5:24:05]   So everybody, it's all out there now[5:24:07]   Everybody's feeling horrible[5:24:09]   So go to 107.00[5:24:11]   107.00[5:24:13]   Here we are deep in the end[5:24:15]   They talk about Steve for a little bit during this part[5:24:17]   Okay[5:24:19]   Right now?[5:24:21]   No just the part we skipped[5:24:23]   Yeah we crucified you on purpose[5:24:25]   Then you could go to bed[5:24:27]   But it wasn't fair just because the website that they cancelled me for[5:24:29]   Is allowed on their platform[5:24:31]   So that's why it's really unfair[5:24:33]   You're allowed to say hey I'm on stake[5:24:35]   It's the best website but god forbid you show the .com[5:24:37]   And then it's over[5:24:39]   There's only a few like gambling sites[5:24:41]   I feel bad I feel like you came at me a little bit there[5:24:43]   Why do you feel bad?[5:24:45]   I just feel like you targeted me[5:24:47]   Is you or no? Did someone tell you to do that?[5:24:49]   No[5:24:51]   I thought you were just being a little annoying[5:24:53]   How?[5:24:55]   I think you're annoying[5:24:57]   Really?[5:24:59]   What makes you think that?[5:25:01]   I don't know[5:25:03]   You're not playing a character or you're having like an insecure moment[5:25:05]   If you're having a vulnerable insecure moment[5:25:07]   Then I want to like talk about it[5:25:09]   No I mean I'm kind of playing something but what[5:25:11]   What did I say that triggered you to say that?[5:25:13]   I think he's so insecure and[5:25:15]   I think he plays his character[5:25:17]   That's not the case[5:25:19]   What did I say that triggered you?[5:25:21]   Do you find it hard to be yourself?[5:25:23]   No that's what I do bro[5:25:25]   Do you think?[5:25:27]   But I get shit on a lot for doing that[5:25:29]   No you get shit on because of the character you play because you can't be yourself[5:25:31]   It's hard to be around people who are being themselves[5:25:33]   And not be yourself[5:25:35]   What did I do that pissed you off?[5:25:37]   I wouldn't say I was pissed off why would you say that?[5:25:39]   What did I do that annoyed you?[5:25:41]   You were the one that came back and said that you felt hurt[5:25:43]   I do feel hurt because I feel like you got pissed off at me[5:25:45]   Well that's what happens when you have real reactions when you're being phony[5:25:47]   When you're phony with somebody[5:25:49]   And then you get a real reaction you can't be upset[5:25:51]   When was I phony with you?[5:25:53]   But you're doing exactly what you should do[5:25:55]   You should try to get your moments[5:25:57]   This is a good moment for you[5:25:59]   I've been doing this for clicks[5:26:01]   Even the way your voice sounds when you say it isn't real[5:26:03]   Are you serious right now?[5:26:05]   Do you think you're being real?[5:26:07]   I'm supposed to be connected with you as fucking[5:26:09]   Mish Pukha right now but like you're coming at me[5:26:11]   So I'm curious[5:26:13]   He thinks I'm Jewish[5:26:15]   You are aren't you?[5:26:17]   No[5:26:19]   You would do this to your Jewish brother huh?[5:26:21]   No never[5:26:23]   We roll like that[5:26:25]   No just say how you honestly feel[5:26:27]   I feel good bro I think you're pretty funny[5:26:29]   You don't feel good[5:26:31]   Stiney is being 100% himself[5:26:33]   This is what everybody else[5:26:35]   Doesn't know you know they're watching this[5:26:37]   They think that he's up to something he's not[5:26:39]   And Schultz is actually the one who got[5:26:41]   Insecure and is just projecting[5:26:43]   So there it was was there more to that?[5:26:45]   Yeah you can keep playing it[5:26:47]   Secure right now[5:26:49]   Because you think I don't like you[5:26:51]   Why do you think I don't like you?[5:26:53]   Because you turned on me like[5:26:55]   An hour 20 into the pod[5:26:57]   And was there anything that maybe[5:26:59]   You did to change my energy towards you?[5:27:01]   Or how about this do you think that I gave you[5:27:03]   A fair shot in the beginning?[5:27:05]   You did but I sent a text during the pod[5:27:07]   And I think that's when it turned[5:27:09]   Maybe I don't know[5:27:11]   Your line of questioning after that wasn't great[5:27:13]   But I do sense[5:27:15]   That you're playing a bit of a character[5:27:17]   And I don't have as much[5:27:19]   Of a tolerance for characters as I do[5:27:21]   For authenticity[5:27:24]   I think in certain moments you were[5:27:26]   And that kind of like irritates me[5:27:28]   Can you give us an example?[5:27:29]   Especially if it's antagonistic[5:27:30]   If you're playing a character because you're insecure[5:27:32]   And you're just trying to do your best to like[5:27:34]   Exist in this moment which is a high stakes moment[5:27:36]   That's okay[5:27:38]   A high stakes moment[5:27:40]   Interviewing Schultz that's a high stakes moment[5:27:42]   You're meant to be nervous[5:27:44]   I mean seriously where does he get off[5:27:46]   What does he think he is?[5:27:48]   This is a high stakes moment[5:27:50]   And you blew it kid[5:27:52]   He literally is having a tantrum[5:27:54]   Because he didn't get enough accolades[5:27:56]   Cause you didn't get enough laughs[5:27:58]   Do your best to like exist in this moment[5:28:00]   Which is a high stakes moment[5:28:02]   That's okay[5:28:04]   But can you give an example of when you felt that[5:28:06]   I think you need attention[5:28:08]   I think you're doing anything you can to get attention[5:28:10]   And right now you're making this podcast[5:28:12]   About you which is the most boring part of the conversation[5:28:14]   We have much more interesting[5:28:16]   People to discuss[5:28:18]   Whose lives are more fascinating[5:28:21]   I don't ever want to do a podcast again[5:28:23]   Straight up[5:28:24]   Even that doesn't sound real[5:28:26]   You might have just retired[5:28:27]   No straight up[5:28:28]   Why the fuck would I ever do this shit again[5:28:30]   No you'd never walk away from that[5:28:32]   I honestly can't tell if you're playing a character[5:28:34]   And I think that that's a real problem[5:28:36]   Woah[5:28:38]   How do I know you're playing a character right now[5:28:39]   You don't[5:28:40]   You just have to decide if you do[5:28:42]   The fact that you're upset makes me feel like you don't think I am[5:28:46]   Got it[5:28:47]   Well thank you so much for hurting my self esteem[5:28:49]   For keeping me inside tonight[5:28:51]   Hope you have a great night[5:28:52]   Even that's not real[5:28:54]   It's real[5:28:55]   So real[5:28:56]   You're going out tonight[5:28:57]   You think I'm not going out[5:28:58]   Yeah you're gonna party[5:28:59]   It's okay man[5:29:00]   Oh my god[5:29:01]   You're new to this right[5:29:02]   You're new to this[5:29:03]   How long have you been doing this[5:29:04]   Entertainment[5:29:05]   A while[5:29:06]   I think you're a smart dude[5:29:08]   Don't get chose going bro[5:29:09]   No I want to get him going[5:29:10]   I do think you're a smart guy[5:29:11]   Okay[5:29:12]   I do think you're a smart dude[5:29:13]   Sure[5:29:14]   I genuinely mean that[5:29:15]   Okay[5:29:16]   I think that you[5:29:17]   But what makes you think that I'm trying to do this for myself[5:29:19]   Because I don't give a fuck[5:29:20]   We can take this out[5:29:21]   I mean we're all doing this for some sort of self-benefit[5:29:23]   That's why we're talking about microphones[5:29:24]   Sure[5:29:25]   Because I actually enjoy it[5:29:26]   And then putting it on YouTube[5:29:27]   I do this because I enjoy it though[5:29:28]   I didn't say that you[5:29:29]   Two things can be true right[5:29:30]   Yeah[5:29:31]   You do this because you enjoy it[5:29:32]   You also do this because you make money[5:29:33]   You also do it because you get clout[5:29:35]   Can you imagine them talking to you like this[5:29:37]   Sure[5:29:38]   Multiple things can be true[5:29:39]   Okay[5:29:40]   So one thing doesn't override the other[5:29:41]   Sure[5:29:42]   What I'm saying is[5:29:43]   Is that if you were being your truest, purest, most authentic self[5:29:46]   I think you would have behaved differently in the past[5:29:47]   Can't you see him doing this with his girlfriend?[5:29:49]   Yes[5:29:50]   His wife[5:29:51]   Can't you see[5:29:52]   This is like how you act when you're trying to win a bullshit fight with the wife[5:29:55]   I wouldn't know[5:29:59]   But this is definitely how I see him now behind the scenes[5:30:02]   I never knew this part of him[5:30:04]   This part was kept kind of hidden right[5:30:06]   So he's in pretty good mood[5:30:08]   I've never really seen him like this before ever[5:30:10]   No[5:30:11]   So I can imagine you know with this gaslighting[5:30:12]   With this spinning things around[5:30:14]   He's real good at manipulating the conversation[5:30:16]   In his favor[5:30:18]   That's some tricky stuff you should watch out for[5:30:21]   I guess we've got a different behavior from me[5:30:23]   I'm not out here to bully someone who feels like insecure[5:30:26]   Like I think that's the worst thing ever[5:30:28]   I think that if somebody feels insecure and they're pretending to be something they're not[5:30:32]   You know[5:30:34]   That's what it is[5:30:36]   But I think you need to find yourself a little bit[5:30:38]   Hip is epic[5:30:39]   I'm just trying to figure out where this took this turn[5:30:41]   We're still talking about you[5:30:43]   Shutting down[5:30:45]   We don't even have to have the mics on bro[5:30:47]   Why can't you just answer him if you're honest and real[5:30:49]   Everyone's fucking screaming we gotta go[5:30:51]   I think we gotta wrap up[5:30:53]   I mean I personally had fun I don't know if you did[5:30:55]   I appreciate it[5:30:57]   I'm really impressed with what you guys have done[5:30:59]   On being this sincerely[5:31:01]   Like cleaning up his behavior[5:31:03]   Thank you[5:31:05]   This is like when the waitress fucks up all night[5:31:07]   But then all of a sudden right before the check drops[5:31:09]   She's Mrs. Wonderful giving you a million compliments[5:31:11]   Trying to make up for all this[5:31:13]   So he starts oh you guys are geniuses[5:31:15]   With your businesses[5:31:17]   Yeah they'll be a big tip in it for you[5:31:19]   Like genuinely impressed[5:31:21]   Thank you bro[5:31:23]   You're a fucking legend we appreciate you[5:31:25]   I think we got a Steve if you want[5:31:27]   I think we gotta make time Andrew's doing that man[5:31:29]   Thank you so much[5:31:31]   What you're building is fucking[5:31:33]   You're sharp man[5:31:35]   You're sharp dude[5:31:37]   You just asked if this was all a hoax[5:31:39]   You said this was the most boring interview[5:31:41]   And you guys were all acting like retards[5:31:43]   You're sharp actually guys[5:31:45]   It's cool to see that[5:31:47]   What's good with the livestream Saturday[5:31:49]   He's doing a livestream Saturday[5:31:51]   I think we gotta make time[5:31:53]   Why don't you guys come by my best friend[5:31:55]   Should we? Is he still invited?[5:31:57]   Why don't we continue the rehab session[5:31:59]   On the live[5:32:01]   There's nothing[5:32:03]   Stop it[5:32:05]   Stop it[5:32:07]   Do you want to come?[5:32:09]   10am to 6pm I got therapy[5:32:11]   Savoy you just did to me[5:32:13]   He's cute[5:32:15]   He's a cutie[5:32:17]   And then we're going to bounce 100%[5:32:19]   Oh shit[5:32:21]   But I'd love to have you guys there if you want to do it man[5:32:23]   We gotta figure out a time save me now[5:32:25]   This is awesome[5:32:27]   I'm gonna message you guys[5:32:29]   Why?[5:32:31]   Let's go[5:32:33]   What was that?[5:32:35]   There it is[5:32:37]   The real side of Andrew Schultz[5:32:39]   Watch out for him huh?[5:32:41]   Tricky guy[5:32:43]   Scary[5:32:45]   Remember he asked for this to be taken down[5:32:47]   He's the one who asked for this to be taken down[5:32:49]   And now he doesn't want to look like a bitch[5:32:51]   Everybody was saying why'd you ask[5:32:53]   Mr. Censorship here[5:32:55]   So he said[5:32:57]   Put it back up and[5:32:59]   Hopefully people see the real Schultz[5:33:01]   Let's take a quick break[5:33:03]   We got Bill[5:33:05]   Mars[5:33:07]   Rainn Wilson[5:33:09]   Wait till you meet[5:33:11]   Rainn Wilson[5:33:13]   Let me reintroduce[5:33:15]   Rainn Wilson to you[5:33:17]   I think we got a big problem on our hand with this Rainn[5:33:19]   Right?[5:33:21]   I hate him[5:33:23]   He is a very bad person[5:33:25]   That's Dwight from the office[5:33:27]   We're coming for Dwight from the office next[5:33:29]   On red bar[5:33:31]   Hit it[5:33:33]   Thank you[5:34:01]   For the morning[5:34:03]   To come[5:34:05]   I can't really sleep right now[5:34:07]   But at least I'm with someone I love[5:34:09]   With someone I care about[5:34:19]   I heard you took a class[5:34:21]   On breath work[5:34:23]   Did you get claw hands?[5:34:25]   Tell me did you feel like a lobster[5:34:27]   Or an ancient plant[5:34:29]   I couldn't feel like that[5:34:31]   Without trying[5:34:33]   Not on my own turn[5:34:35]   I was in the grocery store crying[5:34:37]   Overwhelmed by choices[5:34:39]   I wish I could control[5:34:41]   Every nuance, every thought[5:34:43]   I don't really got what it takes[5:34:45]   To get up and put shoes on[5:34:47]   But be still my heart[5:34:49]   Be still[5:34:51]   Be still[5:34:57]   Be still[5:34:59]   Be still[5:35:09]   I'll take a shot in the dark[5:35:11]   A turn of the wheel[5:35:13]   Ain't nothing horrible[5:35:15]   Can I be in here?[5:35:17]   I'll put my hand on my chest[5:35:19]   I'll put my hand on my chest[5:35:21]   Will lovely mystic[5:35:23]   Cause your niness[5:35:27]   I'll wait I'll wait[5:35:29]   I'll wait, I'll wait[5:35:31]   I'll wait, I'll wait[5:35:33]   I'll wait, I'll wait[5:35:35]   I'll wait, I'll wait[5:35:37]   I'll wait, I'll wait[5:35:39]   I'll wait, I'll wait[5:35:41]   I'll wait, I'll wait[5:35:43]   I'll wait, I'll wait[5:35:45]   I'll wait, I'll wait[5:35:47]   Welcome back.[5:36:12]   So glad to see you here.[5:36:14]   Should we watch some club rando?[5:36:18]   Club Random, I'll let you in.[5:36:22]   Club Random, Bill Maher.[5:36:25]   Rainn Wilson this time.[5:36:27]   I didn't think I had any interest in Rainn Wilson.[5:36:33]   Nor did I.[5:36:34]   That's the best part about Club Random is you never know what you're going to get.[5:36:39]   It could be like Richard Dreyfuss, we didn't think there'd be anything good there.[5:36:42]   Like you see the thumbnail and you're like, oh boy, whatever.[5:36:46]   Right? They're the worst thumbnails.[5:36:48]   You think this is going to suck. This is going to blow.[5:36:50]   I don't want to hear from Rainn Wilson.[5:36:52]   Well, turned out to be incredible.[5:36:54]   Rainn Wilson is a very bad person.[5:36:59]   Almost psychotically bad.[5:37:01]   He almost is like a psycho.[5:37:03]   Like I imagine him living on a farm, conning a family to come stay at the farmhouse and then killing them.[5:37:11]   Right? He's a psycho.[5:37:13]   He is like the guy from Based on a True Story, Zach.[5:37:16]   Is that his name?[5:37:17]   I don't know their names.[5:37:18]   He is like, uh, you know who he's like?[5:37:20]   He's like, what was that movie called? Freak?[5:37:23]   Creep 2.[5:37:24]   Creep 2. Did you see Creep 2?[5:37:26]   He's like that kind of guy.[5:37:28]   Like he's going to do something bad.[5:37:30]   Let's take a look.[5:37:31]   He's from Club Random.[5:37:33]   Bill Maher's show. It's going great.[5:37:35]   Every episode is good.[5:37:36]   Even when the guest is bad.[5:37:39]   You're comfortable?[5:37:40]   I am very comfortable.[5:37:41]   See, I didn't even let you get up all the way.[5:37:43]   Yeah, well, I'm kind of ungainly.[5:37:48]   In all honesty, I've noticed I've started grunting when I tie my shoes and get up because I've officially hit my late 50s.[5:37:57]   You know that I do that kind of grandpa thing?[5:38:00]   Well, I'll get to that in a minute.[5:38:03]   You really don't have to be that way because I'm older than you and I'm not that way at all.[5:38:07]   You're not?[5:38:08]   No, fuck no.[5:38:09]   But you're married.[5:38:10]   Yeah, that's what it is.[5:38:12]   Typical Club Random opening.[5:38:14]   Everything seems fine, right?[5:38:16]   We don't really know much about Dwight, do we?[5:38:19]   The worst part of the office.[5:38:21]   Looking back, of course.[5:38:23]   Here he is, Dwight.[5:38:25]   Do people like him?[5:38:27]   Do people know about him?[5:38:28]   Has he done anything offensive?[5:38:30]   Politically, has he fucked around?[5:38:33]   Why do I feel like we talked about him?[5:38:35]   I feel like he did have, there was some incident with him once, right?[5:38:39]   There had to be.[5:38:41]   Does anyone know his main scandals?[5:38:43]   He's a real phony baloney.[5:38:45]   I could see why he gets very little work now after the office is shut down.[5:38:49]   He gets gigs here and there.[5:38:51]   They don't seem to last.[5:38:52]   I think people get excited to work with him thinking Dwight.[5:38:56]   Of course.[5:38:57]   Right? They love the office.[5:38:58]   Good memories there.[5:38:59]   And then once they start working with him, they kind of want to wrap up the relationship and get him out of here.[5:39:05]   Because he's kind of a complete psycho.[5:39:08]   So we're going to see that today.[5:39:10]   He's pretty much a hippie douche, but he's almost like a type of guy that's passed us by in 2012.[5:39:19]   But he's still around doing that.[5:39:21]   Yeah.[5:39:22]   Very TV-like character.[5:39:25]   A character where you're supposed to know he's like a douche.[5:39:28]   He's over the top.[5:39:29]   He's a little too extreme with his little ways.[5:39:32]   Right? A little too precious.[5:39:35]   Very strange.[5:39:36]   Okay, where should we start?[5:39:38]   You can start at one minute.[5:39:39]   There was just a little rain-ism.[5:39:41]   Okay, one minute in. Here we go.[5:39:43]   You're fit?[5:39:44]   How old are you?[5:39:45]   57.[5:39:46]   What about liquor?[5:39:47]   No, I'm sober.[5:39:49]   Oh, then you're completely fucked.[5:39:51]   I had a bad dope trip.[5:39:53]   Oh.[5:39:54]   In my 20s.[5:39:55]   All right, so he's, you know, as I just put out, the shmesha.[5:40:01]   He's basically a Redditor personified.[5:40:04]   Yeah, he could be.[5:40:05]   Like everything's wrong with everybody else.[5:40:07]   Nothing's wrong with him because he's so spiritual.[5:40:10]   He's had his hard times, but he's learning.[5:40:13]   Yeah.[5:40:14]   He's going to do add-ons to every story.[5:40:16]   Yep.[5:40:17]   He's a little Denny E.[5:40:19]   So he's going to tell us why, and this is always a big red flag for me,[5:40:23]   when somebody has offered some weed and they don't want to do it,[5:40:28]   should they tell you this wild story, right?[5:40:31]   Why they can't smoke weed.[5:40:33]   Okay.[5:40:34]   It was just something I don't believe.[5:40:35]   I just believe you.[5:40:36]   You're very nervous around yourself.[5:40:38]   You haven't really confronted all your little things.[5:40:41]   And if the weed is making it too crazy.[5:40:43]   Well, those are things that I think you're trying to hide away.[5:40:46]   You know, the weed should make you feel great.[5:40:49]   You should have a fun time with it.[5:40:50]   But if not, you just say, thank you.[5:40:52]   I don't smoke.[5:40:53]   But he's got an excuse and I could see he's used this.[5:40:56]   I don't smoke weed excuse here many times.[5:41:00]   And he's worked on this story and he thinks if the story's good enough,[5:41:03]   he'll have a grand excuse as to why he's such a pussy, right?[5:41:08]   And he can't smoke the weed.[5:41:09]   Let's hear his, why I can't smoke weed story.[5:41:12]   Completely fucked.[5:41:13]   I had a bad dope trip.[5:41:15]   Dope.[5:41:16]   In my twenties.[5:41:17]   I don't know if it was laced with something,[5:41:19]   but I was going through a really bad time and I decided to wake and bake[5:41:23]   on Christmas morning.[5:41:25]   Laced.[5:41:26]   So they learned this term from the movie Friday.[5:41:30]   My whole existence.[5:41:31]   I was wishing for something to be laced.[5:41:33]   Nothing's ever laced.[5:41:34]   Nobody's given you extra for free.[5:41:36]   No one's lacing shit.[5:41:38]   Any kid who told you it was laced was a liar.[5:41:42]   He just got a little high.[5:41:43]   He don't know laced laced with white.[5:41:46]   It was laced man.[5:41:47]   Cause I got messed up.[5:41:50]   So it must've been laced.[5:41:52]   Nothing is laced with what angel dust.[5:41:56]   Is that what it was laced with?[5:41:58]   Nothing's fucking laced.[5:41:59]   Nobody's lacing you up.[5:42:01]   Let's trick Dwight from the office and go nuts.[5:42:05]   Let's lace it.[5:42:06]   Nobody's lacing.[5:42:07]   It's very illegal by the way.[5:42:09]   Okay.[5:42:10]   So he was smoking laced up dope.[5:42:12]   Really bad time.[5:42:13]   And I decided to wake and bake on Christmas morning.[5:42:16]   Wake and bake.[5:42:17]   He decided to wake and bake.[5:42:18]   This is a guy who doesn't smoke weed.[5:42:20]   I decided to wake and bake on Christmas morning.[5:42:24]   You never touch the stuff, have you?[5:42:26]   There's no wake and bake.[5:42:28]   Okay.[5:42:29]   Is that like extreme?[5:42:31]   Does this make the excuse that you don't smoke now?[5:42:34]   Better see how he adds little things in there.[5:42:36]   He's an editor.[5:42:37]   He's a writer.[5:42:38]   It was a wake and bake, laced dope, wake and bake.[5:42:43]   You didn't smoke that same weed the night before?[5:42:46]   You woke up to brand new weed?[5:42:49]   That's interesting.[5:42:50]   Awake and bake.[5:42:51]   You would think you would have been smoking that same bag last night.[5:42:54]   Was it laced last night when you smoked it?[5:42:57]   Or are you freshly opening this brand new weed this morning?[5:43:02]   If you got the weed last night, nobody gets weed[5:43:05]   and then goes, I'm saving this for the morning.[5:43:07]   You smoke it now.[5:43:09]   The minute you get a new bag of weed.[5:43:11]   So you're telling me this laced weed,[5:43:13]   you bought it and then put it aside for the morning[5:43:16]   for right when you're waking up?[5:43:18]   Interesting story.[5:43:19]   Got my eye on this story.[5:43:21]   I'm sober.[5:43:22]   Oh, then you're completely fucked.[5:43:24]   I had a bad dope trip.[5:43:26]   In my twenties.[5:43:27]   I don't know if it was laced with something,[5:43:29]   but I was going through a really bad time[5:43:32]   and I decided to wake and bake on Christmas morning[5:43:35]   while living in an abandoned beer brewery in Brooklyn.[5:43:41]   Really?[5:43:42]   Like a squatter.[5:43:43]   And I had a super bad trip.[5:43:46]   I started shaking.[5:43:48]   I was sweating.[5:43:49]   My muscles were like contracting in my arms.[5:43:52]   My heart was racing.[5:43:54]   What year was this?[5:43:56]   Ninety...[5:43:57]   Okay.[5:43:58]   Ninety-one.[5:43:59]   Time out.[5:44:00]   And then we are not done yet.[5:44:01]   Come on, Bill.[5:44:02]   It happened in the nineties.[5:44:04]   Yeah.[5:44:05]   So it was a fluke.[5:44:06]   But I'm not done with my story.[5:44:08]   Oh, sorry.[5:44:09]   Because then I saw the face of God.[5:44:11]   Oh.[5:44:12]   And then I swore to the face of God[5:44:14]   that I would never smoke dope again.[5:44:16]   Boo![5:44:18]   Lock him up.[5:44:20]   So did you see this add-on?[5:44:22]   So this story wasn't good enough for Bill.[5:44:24]   Usually that's all you got to say.[5:44:25]   And it tricks people.[5:44:26]   The wake and bake Christmas morning[5:44:27]   in the abandoned warehouse.[5:44:29]   Yeah, man.[5:44:30]   I was tripping in the abandoned warehouse.[5:44:32]   So obviously I can't smoke weed anymore.[5:44:34]   You get it right?[5:44:35]   Everyone accepts.[5:44:36]   Not Bill.[5:44:37]   Bill's going to always throw that wrench into things[5:44:40]   when you least expect it.[5:44:41]   You know, he's told this story a million times.[5:44:43]   Everybody's swallowed it up.[5:44:44]   They don't even give a fuck what he's saying.[5:44:46]   Not Bill.[5:44:47]   That was the nineties.[5:44:49]   It was a fluke.[5:44:50]   And I know what he means.[5:44:52]   It was a fluke.[5:44:53]   That he had a trip and it was a bad trip.[5:44:56]   That was just a fluke.[5:44:57]   I love that.[5:44:58]   That's so...[5:44:59]   He's got a kid in him, man.[5:45:00]   Bill Maher's got a boyish fucking kid in him.[5:45:03]   Oh, I love him.[5:45:04]   Oh, come on.[5:45:05]   That was the nineties.[5:45:06]   It was a fluke.[5:45:09]   He doesn't even need to listen.[5:45:11]   See, Bill's good at this.[5:45:12]   So then Dwight.[5:45:14]   And that's all you fucking are.[5:45:16]   You are Dwight.[5:45:18]   And Dwight was a fucking disgusting character.[5:45:21]   There are a lot of disgusting people on that show.[5:45:24]   A lot.[5:45:25]   And Michael Scott wasn't one of them.[5:45:28]   But Dwight was.[5:45:30]   Jim.[5:45:32]   Can they make an edit?[5:45:34]   Re-edit him out.[5:45:36]   If you like that.[5:45:38]   That's borderline gay.[5:45:41]   So, yeah, you're just Dwight to me.[5:45:45]   And now you're going to do this ad on, okay.[5:45:47]   Fluke.[5:45:48]   But I'm not done with my story.[5:45:49]   Oh, sorry.[5:45:50]   Because then I saw the face of God.[5:45:53]   And then I swore to the face of God[5:45:55]   that I would never smoke dope again.[5:45:57]   What'd he look like?[5:45:59]   What's this face look like?[5:46:01]   It looked like, in all seriousness,[5:46:03]   it looked like a Mark Rothko painting.[5:46:05]   It looked like an abstract sunset[5:46:09]   over the Tahitian ocean.[5:46:11]   That's funny because I always thought[5:46:12]   God would look like James Woods.[5:46:15]   Because he's also a prick, you know what I mean?[5:46:17]   Yeah.[5:46:18]   Like, God's a prick in kind of the same way James Woods.[5:46:22]   In the same way?[5:46:23]   Well, if you read the book.[5:46:24]   But James Wood was brilliant.[5:46:26]   He had a time, he had a period of time[5:46:29]   when he was doing some of the best acting.[5:46:31]   Absolutely.[5:46:33]   Almost always as a prick.[5:46:35]   Yes.[5:46:36]   So, how much we can call that acting[5:46:39]   is under discussion.[5:46:41]   Watch this.[5:46:42]   Yes, he absolutely.[5:46:44]   You have zero fear of James Woods[5:46:45]   watching this podcast.[5:46:47]   I have zero fear of what James Woods can do to me.[5:46:51]   Oh, it's a power play.[5:46:53]   That's what I have.[5:46:54]   I get it.[5:46:55]   No, no, you know what?[5:46:56]   I would love if James Woods did this podcast, by the way.[5:46:59]   I have all stripes on this show.[5:47:02]   Did you hear a story about the 9-11 pilot practice thing[5:47:06]   from back in the day from 9-11?[5:47:08]   He refers to Bill as James,[5:47:10]   I don't want to give it away.[5:47:12]   Something about James Woods, his attractiveness[5:47:15]   and how Bill's like James Woods.[5:47:17]   That's not coming up right now?[5:47:18]   Maybe.[5:47:19]   Okay.[5:47:20]   I don't want to listen to this whole James Woods shit[5:47:22]   if that's not right around the corner, though.[5:47:24]   Let me find out.[5:47:25]   That's okay.[5:47:26]   I don't think it's important.[5:47:28]   I thought that's what we were going to see, though.[5:47:30]   Okay, so.[5:47:31]   Go to 755.[5:47:32]   When's our first instance?[5:47:33]   755.[5:47:34]   And what happens here?[5:47:38]   So, we'll see.[5:47:40]   It's better if I don't say.[5:47:41]   All right.[5:47:42]   Here it goes.[5:47:43]   This is where things start getting weird?[5:47:44]   Yes.[5:47:45]   Okay.[5:47:46]   And some of his work.[5:47:47]   And I hope you would agree with me.[5:47:49]   I don't know how indoctrinated you are.[5:47:50]   I hope not too much.[5:47:52]   That we don't have to share politics[5:47:55]   to be friends with people.[5:47:56]   I agree 100%.[5:47:57]   Oh, good.[5:47:58]   1000%.[5:47:59]   Because I cannot stand the attitude of[5:48:01]   if you don't agree with me, I unfriend you.[5:48:04]   Remember the whole thing about like someone shook hands[5:48:07]   with George Bush?[5:48:09]   Yes.[5:48:10]   Junior at like the US Open or something like that.[5:48:12]   Ellen.[5:48:13]   You shook hands with a war criminal.[5:48:14]   Ellen.[5:48:15]   It was Ellen.[5:48:16]   Yeah.[5:48:17]   You don't want to acknowledge that.[5:48:19]   It was Ellen.[5:48:21]   Why is that something we want to avoid?[5:48:23]   It was Ellen.[5:48:24]   It wasn't her fault.[5:48:25]   It doesn't even matter who it was.[5:48:26]   The point is, it's like.[5:48:28]   You know who else is rather chummy with George Bush?[5:48:31]   I don't mean chummy like they.[5:48:33]   Hey, George.[5:48:34]   Michelle Obama.[5:48:35]   Obama, yeah.[5:48:36]   Both the Obama's.[5:48:37]   And you know who Ruth Bader Ginsburg was very close with?[5:48:42]   Scalia.[5:48:43]   Scalia.[5:48:44]   You're not going to stump me, Mayor.[5:48:47]   What?[5:48:48]   You're not going to stump me.[5:48:50]   Did you call me Mayor?[5:48:53]   Did you say I'm Bill Mayer?[5:48:55]   I'm going to edit it to make it sound like I said Marr.[5:48:58]   Wow.[5:48:59]   First you're late.[5:49:00]   You called him Mayor.[5:49:01]   Look at this.[5:49:02]   So what were you doing there?[5:49:04]   You know his name isn't Bill Mayer.[5:49:07]   Why did you do that?[5:49:08]   And Bill doesn't like this.[5:49:10]   Watch this.[5:49:12]   Did you call me Mayor?[5:49:15]   Did you say I'm Bill Mayer?[5:49:17]   Did you edit it to make it sound like I said Marr?[5:49:19]   Wow.[5:49:20]   First you're late and now you mispronounced my name.[5:49:22]   Wow.[5:49:23]   No.[5:49:24]   I still like you.[5:49:25]   He was late, too.[5:49:26]   You were great on Politically Incorrect.[5:49:28]   Thanks.[5:49:29]   And you were great on your show.[5:49:31]   That ended a while ago, though.[5:49:34]   Oh, did you hear that little diss there?[5:49:36]   So they're getting kind of mean with each other.[5:49:38]   They don't really like each other.[5:49:39]   They like each other.[5:49:40]   And this is only seven minutes in.[5:49:41]   This is seven minutes in.[5:49:42]   Do you hear that little thing at the end?[5:49:44]   And you were great on your show.[5:49:46]   That ended a while ago, though.[5:49:48]   Anyway, I have a show now.[5:49:52]   How do I get a show?[5:49:54]   By the way, I was, I know you hear this.[5:49:57]   Okay.[5:49:58]   Is there more here?[5:49:59]   So then they start talking about a succession.[5:50:01]   They both disagree and if they like the ending or not.[5:50:03]   Wow.[5:50:04]   Pretty much everything they bring up they're disagreeing on.[5:50:07]   I'm gonna go to 3130.[5:50:08]   Rain starts talking about his book.[5:50:10]   Ooh, Rain's got a little book out, huh?[5:50:12]   That's why he's here.[5:50:13]   Ah.[5:50:14]   3130.[5:50:15]   Most replayed.[5:50:16]   Here we go.[5:50:17]   These episodes feature direct audio from ID's All-American True Crime Shows.[5:50:22]   Swamp Murders, Highway to Hell, and Southern Fried Homicide.[5:50:25]   You'll hear from investigators and family members close to these cases[5:50:29]   and learn about some shocking stories.[5:50:31]   Wow.[5:50:32]   Like how a bank president was found at the bottom of a swamp.[5:50:34]   Jesus.[5:50:35]   When a former prom teen went missing.[5:50:38]   You can also listen to all of season one now.[5:50:40]   It's a lot of true crime and all available to listen to today.[5:50:44]   Listen to Hot and Deadly wherever you get your podcasts.[5:50:47]   Okay.[5:50:48]   You know, I think part of the problem is, and it's something I address in my book.[5:50:53]   Oh.[5:50:54]   We don't have to talk about.[5:50:55]   No, no.[5:50:56]   We're here.[5:50:57]   I'm so sorry.[5:50:58]   We're promoting things.[5:50:59]   I wasn't gonna.[5:51:00]   Soul boom.[5:51:01]   See, that's what I mean.[5:51:02]   He's like a Reddit.[5:51:03]   Ooh, look at this.[5:51:04]   Hold on.[5:51:05]   Look at the book.[5:51:06]   I'm so sorry.[5:51:07]   We're promoting things.[5:51:08]   I wasn't gonna.[5:51:09]   Soul boom.[5:51:10]   Why we need spiritual revolution by Rainn Wilson.[5:51:13]   I believe that's a grunge fun.[5:51:16]   It's a mid-level menu font where it's got the, you know, it looks like a stencil.[5:51:23]   You know, it's got like a spray painted on.[5:51:25]   See what I mean about how he's like stuck in like 2012.[5:51:28]   Look at this asshole.[5:51:29]   Nobody would attempt.[5:51:30]   Pedaling soul.[5:51:31]   God forbid anyone buys soul boom.[5:51:33]   We gotta get a copy of soul boom now.[5:51:36]   I know.[5:51:37]   Okay, so he's here to promote soul boom.[5:51:39]   Let's hear about it.[5:51:40]   We don't have to talk about.[5:51:41]   No, no.[5:51:42]   We're here.[5:51:43]   I'm so sorry.[5:51:44]   We're promoting things.[5:51:45]   I wasn't gonna forget it.[5:51:47]   Although.[5:51:48]   It's got lots of God stuff in it.[5:51:49]   You're gonna hate this book, Bill.[5:51:50]   I'm so glad you didn't.[5:51:51]   Soul boom.[5:51:52]   I eat it for breakfast.[5:51:56]   Why we need a spiritual revolution.[5:51:58]   Well, I am gonna crack this.[5:52:00]   I'm actually be very interested to read this.[5:52:02]   Wow.[5:52:03]   You really spent some time on this.[5:52:05]   I did.[5:52:06]   I spent three years writing it.[5:52:07]   Like you filled up all these blank pages.[5:52:08]   Yeah.[5:52:09]   I wrote all of those words myself.[5:52:10]   Did you know before you started that it was gonna be 272 pages?[5:52:14]   I had no idea.[5:52:16]   And yet it happened.[5:52:17]   It happened.[5:52:18]   I think that's the work of God.[5:52:19]   And when I say God, I mean James 1.[5:52:23]   Okay, soul boom.[5:52:25]   Why we need a spiritual revolution.[5:52:27]   So what kind of a book is this?[5:52:28]   This is not a novel.[5:52:29]   No, it's a book on spirituality.[5:52:30]   It's right up your alley.[5:52:32]   But spirituality is such a vague term.[5:52:35]   It is a vague term.[5:52:36]   So you could define it in a way[5:52:38]   that I would completely embrace.[5:52:40]   Yeah, well, I have a whole section[5:52:42]   on why I love and respect atheists in here.[5:52:45]   But you were not one.[5:52:47]   I'm not an atheist.[5:52:48]   I'm a full-blown theist, but I love atheists.[5:52:50]   Is that because of that Night with the Pot[5:52:52]   and the God face?[5:52:54]   No, it really isn't.[5:52:56]   It was a long, many, many years of search[5:53:01]   and it came from a lot of personal pain[5:53:05]   and struggle and turmoil.[5:53:07]   Okay, so he's been searching.[5:53:08]   He's had personal pain, turmoil.[5:53:12]   That's not good.[5:53:13]   A guy like this, dressed like this.[5:53:15]   This is like a Chris Ryan situation.[5:53:17]   Yes.[5:53:18]   Christopher Ryan.[5:53:19]   Exactly.[5:53:20]   Hey-ah.[5:53:21]   Where it's like, he's just so deep.[5:53:23]   What did you do that was so bad?[5:53:25]   Are you gonna tell us in the book, soul boom?[5:53:28]   Are you gonna tell us the disgusting,[5:53:30]   sick shit you did to women?[5:53:33]   What did you do that's making life so painful[5:53:37]   as Dwight from The Office?[5:53:38]   It's a long, many, many years of search[5:53:42]   and it came from a lot of personal pain[5:53:46]   and struggle and turmoil[5:53:48]   where I really went on a kind of a spiritual quest[5:53:52]   in my 20s where I was trying to figure out[5:53:54]   why the fuck I was so unhappy.[5:53:56]   What's the most painful thing that ever happened to you?[5:53:58]   Yeah.[5:54:01]   Brad, you sound like my therapist.[5:54:04]   You have a therapist?[5:54:05]   I've had a therapist for 21 years.[5:54:08]   Isn't that proof it's not working?[5:54:10]   No, I'm doing great.[5:54:11]   It's amazing.[5:54:13]   Hold on a second.[5:54:14]   Eat your words.[5:54:16]   I am happy, content.[5:54:18]   Really?[5:54:19]   In a rich, fulfilling marriage.[5:54:21]   Oh, great.[5:54:22]   I'm doing incredible creative.[5:54:24]   That marriage is suspect as fuck.[5:54:27]   Imagine this fuck's marriage.[5:54:30]   I'd love some details.[5:54:31]   Are we gonna get some Jonah Hill style tweets from you?[5:54:34]   For sure.[5:54:36]   You've done everything Jonah Hill has done,[5:54:38]   plus more, I hope.[5:54:39]   The hat says all I need to know.[5:54:41]   Yeah, that hat.[5:54:42]   That hat on.[5:54:43]   Really?[5:54:44]   He's going out to make trouble, baby.[5:54:45]   The hat, even this.[5:54:47]   You know, I feel like you bought this shirt[5:54:49]   after you watched the gay episode of The Last of Us.[5:54:53]   You know, you decided you were gonna be like that guy.[5:54:56]   I bet you think you're gonna live on a farm all alone too.[5:55:00]   It's like after The Office was popular,[5:55:03]   he tried as hard as he possibly could to be not like Dwight.[5:55:08]   Yeah.[5:55:09]   To be super distinctive from Dwight[5:55:11]   and to be this hipster.[5:55:13]   I think he's very lost.[5:55:14]   And then he got crazy up his own ass in that phase[5:55:16]   and then never changed.[5:55:18]   I think he's very lost.[5:55:19]   I think he's got some very dark secrets.[5:55:21]   Or if the secrets are dark, I mean, Bill asked you,[5:55:24]   he goes, well, what's all this pain about?[5:55:26]   What's the worst stuff?[5:55:27]   And you kind of avoided the question.[5:55:29]   No answer.[5:55:30]   So are you just peddling soul boom[5:55:32]   without really going through any pain?[5:55:35]   Illegal, I say.[5:55:38]   Could that be it too?[5:55:40]   Could he be trying to peddle to a certain crowd here,[5:55:44]   you know, grift?[5:55:46]   I think so.[5:55:47]   Maybe, maybe he hasn't really gone.[5:55:49]   What kind of pain do you go through?[5:55:50]   I must know.[5:55:51]   Second, eat your words.[5:55:52]   I am happy, content.[5:55:55]   Really?[5:55:56]   In a rich, fulfilling marriage.[5:55:58]   Oh, great.[5:55:59]   I'm doing incredible creative projects.[5:56:01]   I've got my life on track and a rich, deep perspective[5:56:06]   that he, for 50 minutes a week for 20 years at great expense,[5:56:12]   sorry, Hollywood.[5:56:13]   Wait, so how many?[5:56:14]   15 minutes a week for 20 years?[5:56:17]   He's been doing this?[5:56:18]   Is that what he just said?[5:56:19]   I think 15 minutes a week for 20 years at great expense.[5:56:22]   15 minutes.[5:56:23]   Sorry, Hollywood.[5:56:26]   He has helped me on this path.[5:56:29]   Okay.[5:56:30]   So it's absolutely worth the money.[5:56:31]   Okay.[5:56:32]   Wow.[5:56:33]   I have a New York Times bestselling book.[5:56:34]   I have a successful show on Peacock.[5:56:37]   Oh, yeah.[5:56:38]   We're going to plug that.[5:56:41]   Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.[5:56:44]   Do you need a hand job?[5:56:46]   Bill rules.[5:56:47]   I know he's the fucking man.[5:56:48]   He's going to be interviewing Dr. Peterson.[5:56:51]   Wait.[5:56:52]   Oh, I cannot wait for that.[5:56:54]   We should make some bets on how that's going to go.[5:56:56]   Yeah.[5:56:57]   Maybe we should do something special for the big Peterson-Bill Maher release.[5:57:01]   Like is Bill-[5:57:02]   When does that come out?[5:57:03]   Sunday?[5:57:04]   Usually Sunday.[5:57:05]   Sundays.[5:57:06]   Or early Monday.[5:57:07]   So yeah, they posted a picture, a nice promo pic of the good doctor and Bill and they[5:57:10]   both had this smile on their face.[5:57:12]   And I'm praying it's not like a banked episode and there's going to be another guest on Monday[5:57:17]   because he always films a million in one day.[5:57:19]   So we cross our fingers it's on Sunday.[5:57:21]   I can't wait to see what they come up with.[5:57:23]   But do you think though that Bill is going to like eat up everything that Jordan Peterson[5:57:28]   says?[5:57:29]   I don't know.[5:57:30]   Or do you think he's going to be abrasive?[5:57:31]   I don't know.[5:57:32]   I mean, really Bill Maher is so unpredictable.[5:57:35]   I know.[5:57:36]   Which is weird because he's a political guy.[5:57:38]   You would think he was just going to side with whatever Libs side with, but no.[5:57:43]   He doesn't, it's almost like he has zero information.[5:57:45]   So all his takes are like organic, like all his takes are a, you've never heard of them.[5:57:51]   They're fresh.[5:57:52]   Fucking wait to see.[5:57:54]   He's got fresh takes.[5:57:56]   They're always cockamamie.[5:57:58]   But he's got fresh takes.[5:57:59]   You'll, you never know what he's going to do.[5:58:01]   Nobody really goes, Oh, please to Jordan Peterson.[5:58:05]   Exactly.[5:58:06]   They yell at him and hate him or they eat it all up.[5:58:08]   They don't know.[5:58:09]   It could be great.[5:58:10]   I'm really looking forward to that.[5:58:11]   You know, uh, speaking of the Petersons,[5:58:13]   Mikayla has been reinvestigated for the photo of her and Tate.[5:58:19]   Remember that?[5:58:20]   Yes.[5:58:21]   This is how we met Tate.[5:58:22]   Mikayla Peterson posted the photo of her and Tate.[5:58:26]   I remember Tate sitting there like this at the hookah bar in Romania.[5:58:29]   And this photo was so famous.[5:58:33]   This is why we got in touch with Tate.[5:58:35]   And we interviewed Tate about what he was doing with Mikayla.[5:58:39]   He said, Oh, Mikayla's coming out for business.[5:58:43]   We made fun of Mikayla.[5:58:44]   He kind of knew.[5:58:45]   Remember, didn't I say something like, Mikayla's not that height.[5:58:48]   You thought maybe, but then you're like, I can't touch that.[5:58:51]   Right.[5:58:52]   And he's like, right.[5:58:54]   Didn't we share a moment where we made fun of Mikayla's looks?[5:58:57]   I go, she was all greasy.[5:58:59]   She comes off the airplane straight to Romania, straight to the hookah bar.[5:59:03]   She's all her.[5:59:04]   She didn't even freshen up in the bathroom.[5:59:06]   Her hair was crazy.[5:59:08]   Right off the airplane.[5:59:09]   So it, uh, I guess Jordan Peterson went after Tate.[5:59:13]   He said something disparaging about Tate, right?[5:59:15]   Tucker interviewed Tate.[5:59:17]   And then a lot of like conservative women types on Twitter started going, Oh, Tate's actually a pimp.[5:59:24]   He's actually a horrible guy.[5:59:26]   Conservatives shouldn't look up to him.[5:59:27]   Tucker couldn't have possibly known any of that.[5:59:29]   That discourse kind of went viral.[5:59:32]   And then Jordan Peterson retweeted it and was like,[5:59:35]   A pimp is the lowest person you could be.[5:59:38]   Exactly.[5:59:39]   Something like that.[5:59:40]   And basically said Tate is the lowest of the low.[5:59:42]   And that sparked everyone going, Oh yeah.[5:59:44]   And then a million pictures of Mikayla and Tate.[5:59:47]   And people looking into why Mikayla Peterson needed to learn business advice from Tate, whose business is sex trafficking, apparently.[6:00:01]   So yes, this is everything I hoped for.[6:00:04]   I remember I'm like, we've got to reopen this case.[6:00:07]   And they did.[6:00:08]   So they've been digging and digging bonus pictures too.[6:00:11]   But what was she really doing there?[6:00:13]   I would just die.[6:00:14]   What business do you need with Tate?[6:00:16]   We've seen all of Tate's businesses now.[6:00:19]   I'm more interested than ever to know what she was doing there.[6:00:22]   Yeah.[6:00:23]   And what lessons did she take home from Romania?[6:00:29]   Does Jordan even know?[6:00:32]   I know.[6:00:33]   How did he miss that?[6:00:34]   He could have totally forgotten that that happened.[6:00:36]   Very cool.[6:00:37]   Hopefully that comes up on this episode.[6:00:39]   Okay.[6:00:40]   Do we keep playing from here?[6:00:41]   Yeah.[6:00:42]   So they do.[6:00:43]   Are you at 3930?[6:00:45]   34, 16.[6:00:47]   You want me to go to 3930?[6:00:50]   You could go to 3520.[6:00:52]   3520.[6:00:54]   Okay.[6:00:55]   What's happening here?[6:00:56]   So this whole next kind of 10 minutes or so is just them.[6:00:59]   So Bill, well, he'll play this part for a second.[6:01:02]   So I hear from what I read that therapists are not just for completely crazy people anymore.[6:01:08]   Is there any truth to that?[6:01:09]   Because when I hear therapists, I think, oh, you're nuts.[6:01:12]   So you have to go to this doctor to-[6:01:14]   Well, I am nuts.[6:01:15]   I am nuts.[6:01:16]   And I've had a lot of struggles.[6:01:17]   But we all are.[6:01:18]   And I've had a lot of really dark times.[6:01:21]   You asked me what the dark-[6:01:22]   A lot of dark times.[6:01:23]   A lot of struggles.[6:01:24]   I am nuts.[6:01:25]   I mean, he's admitting he's a killer.[6:01:30]   What dark time?[6:01:31]   I must know.[6:01:32]   Are they in this book?[6:01:33]   Is soul boom out?[6:01:35]   Get a copy of soul boom.[6:01:37]   Get an e-copy.[6:01:38]   We got to find out what dark secrets.[6:01:40]   Does anybody have a copy of soul boom at home?[6:01:42]   I've had a lot of, you know, I've had a lot of really dark times.[6:01:46]   You asked me what the darkest time is.[6:01:48]   I'm not going to get really specific.[6:01:50]   What's the bad shit, man?[6:01:51]   Yeah.[6:01:52]   I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to go-[6:01:54]   Do you hear Bill?[6:01:55]   Bill's starting cool.[6:01:56]   What's the bad shit, man?[6:01:58]   I would die to hang out with him.[6:02:00]   Mocking his tragedy.[6:02:03]   And look at what rain wills.[6:02:04]   And what kind of this, you can't be named rain.[6:02:07]   Sorry.[6:02:11]   Is that even your real name?[6:02:12]   The way he holds himself here.[6:02:14]   I get really specific.[6:02:16]   What's the bad shit, man?[6:02:17]   Well, I'm not going to, I'm not going to,[6:02:19]   I'm not going to go completely there,[6:02:21]   but I will say that I had many sleepless nights, you know.[6:02:25]   Wait, what did he just say?[6:02:26]   He was going to say, did someone touch you?[6:02:29]   And then he changed his mind.[6:02:30]   No.[6:02:31]   Oh, he, he gave up.[6:02:32]   But I will say that I had many sleepless nights, you know.[6:02:37]   Sleepless nights.[6:02:38]   With addiction issues.[6:02:40]   Addiction.[6:02:41]   And suicidal ideation.[6:02:42]   Whoo![6:02:43]   Suicidal ideation.[6:02:44]   What does that mean when you idolize suicide?[6:02:47]   I mean, isn't that just when you think about committing[6:02:50]   once in a while?[6:02:51]   So you were thinking about committing.[6:02:52]   That's pretty normal.[6:02:53]   You were going to commit.[6:02:54]   You were going to do the cry and die.[6:02:57]   He looks like a guy who'd do the cry and die.[6:03:02]   To me, suicidal ideation just means like,[6:03:05]   you are thinking about ways you could do it if you had to.[6:03:11]   What kind of think is, what kind of thoughts it owes, Kanye?[6:03:16]   You know what I mean?[6:03:17]   Isn't that normal?[6:03:19]   Not for me.[6:03:24]   So he's thinking about suicide.[6:03:25]   He's thinking about killing himself, killing others.[6:03:27]   I mean, it says something you really have to dwell on, bro.[6:03:29]   With addiction issues and suicidal ideation[6:03:32]   and anxiety attacks that would render me.[6:03:36]   Rendering.[6:03:37]   Shaking on the floor.[6:03:38]   Shaking on the floor.[6:03:39]   Depressive episodes.[6:03:40]   This is all before The Office.[6:03:42]   This was all before The Office.[6:03:43]   Right.[6:03:44]   I had some bad times during The Office, too.[6:03:46]   I bet you not as bad.[6:03:47]   Not as bad.[6:03:48]   Right.[6:03:49]   Because, like, what you, I feel like I went through the same thing,[6:03:52]   which was, yeah, when I was.[6:03:54]   Bitch-ass Dwight was shaking on the floor, crying, having episodes.[6:03:58]   That, to me, is non-forgivable.[6:04:03]   Sorry, bro.[6:04:04]   I'm so sick of these people having fucking episodes.[6:04:07]   It's not allowed.[6:04:09]   Grow up.[6:04:11]   Yes, and it happened during The Office.[6:04:13]   Did anyone else see that?[6:04:14]   Did Jim see that?[6:04:16]   Did Creed see that?[6:04:17]   I hope.[6:04:18]   Poor Creed.[6:04:19]   Creed's probably scared out of his mind.[6:04:21]   That's why he had no lines.[6:04:23]   He couldn't talk.[6:04:24]   He was so scared of Dwight.[6:04:26]   I was a failing loser.[6:04:28]   Life sucked, and I felt sucky about it.[6:04:30]   No.[6:04:31]   And then when I was doing better and success.[6:04:32]   That's not true.[6:04:33]   No.[6:04:34]   That's absolutely not true.[6:04:35]   Success came your way.[6:04:36]   I was not a failing loser.[6:04:37]   I was.[6:04:38]   I was a struggling actor.[6:04:39]   Well, that's a failing loser.[6:04:41]   And then you get.[6:04:42]   Yes.[6:04:43]   There you go.[6:04:44]   I was not a failing loser.[6:04:45]   I was a struggling actor.[6:04:46]   Well, that's a failing loser.[6:04:47]   Yes.[6:04:48]   Thank you.[6:04:49]   Is there anything more pathetic than an actor of any kind?[6:04:54]   I mean, if they only knew how stupid they're doing.[6:04:57]   Or how stupid they're being.[6:04:59]   By being actors.[6:05:00]   Really.[6:05:01]   It's a failures gig.[6:05:03]   I think.[6:05:04]   That's why I.[6:05:05]   Whenever I have a skit to do on the show.[6:05:06]   I do very poor acting.[6:05:09]   Okay.[6:05:10]   If you're good at acting.[6:05:12]   You're a bad, bad, bad, bad guy that needs to be.[6:05:16]   People need to be aware of.[6:05:18]   A struggling actor is not failing loser.[6:05:21]   I was getting acting work.[6:05:22]   I was living in New York.[6:05:23]   I was a theater actor.[6:05:24]   Come on.[6:05:25]   Show business is a hit or miss league, babe.[6:05:28]   Hit or miss.[6:05:29]   You know what?[6:05:30]   If you.[6:05:31]   Thank you.[6:05:32]   Make or miss.[6:05:33]   I'm sorry.[6:05:34]   That's the term the NBA uses.[6:05:35]   It's a make or miss league show business.[6:05:36]   If you.[6:05:37]   Babe.[6:05:38]   Are.[6:05:39]   You want to call it working or starting.[6:05:42]   I like how no matter.[6:05:43]   People like pour their hearts out to them.[6:05:45]   They tell them like stuff they've been working on in therapy[6:05:47]   for like 40 years.[6:05:48]   It's they are very certain.[6:05:50]   This is their problem.[6:05:51]   And then Bill's like, oh, come on.[6:05:54]   Obviously that's not what happened.[6:05:56]   I'm doing the years of therapy.[6:05:59]   I hope so.[6:06:00]   And he does.[6:06:01]   Does it so carelessly.[6:06:02]   Remember he did this to Bella Thorne.[6:06:04]   Yeah.[6:06:05]   Where she's like, I was raped.[6:06:06]   He's like, oh, please let me guys.[6:06:08]   The guy came by and said you were pretty.[6:06:11]   Come on.[6:06:12]   You kids and your phone.[6:06:13]   And she's like.[6:06:17]   She had to go straight to the doctor.[6:06:20]   That's what Bill is great at.[6:06:21]   That's what makes this show.[6:06:22]   So good.[6:06:23]   This is amazing.[6:06:24]   Now the color grades a little off.[6:06:27]   It does seem like he's brightened a bit.[6:06:30]   Well, it's weird.[6:06:31]   It's very fuzzy.[6:06:32]   It's very foggy and smoky.[6:06:35]   There's a big,[6:06:36]   thick screen over it like a screen door.[6:06:40]   If you're not, if you're not doing well,[6:06:42]   if people, if you're not high,[6:06:45]   you're riding low.[6:06:46]   There's no middle inch.[6:06:47]   What about being an artist?[6:06:48]   What about?[6:06:49]   Cause that's what I,[6:06:50]   that's how I viewed myself.[6:06:51]   Oh please.[6:06:52]   I was a theater artist.[6:06:53]   I went to theater school and I was a theater artist[6:06:55]   and I was making plays.[6:06:56]   Imagine a man just going, no, no, no.[6:07:01]   But I was, I was a theater artist.[6:07:04]   No.[6:07:05]   Okay.[6:07:06]   And he's just doing this to promote his book.[6:07:07]   And Bill has not given this any thought by the way.[6:07:10]   He's just saying no and fairly certain that everything[6:07:13]   Rain says is bull.[6:07:15]   Well.[6:07:16]   I was a theater artist.[6:07:17]   I went to theater school and I was a theater artist[6:07:19]   and I was making plays about the human condition.[6:07:22]   Yeah, but you really wanted to be on a hit show.[6:07:24]   I didn't.[6:07:25]   I swear I didn't.[6:07:26]   Eventually I was like, fuck,[6:07:28]   I'd love to pay off these student loans.[6:07:30]   I better get some TV gigs.[6:07:32]   Of course.[6:07:33]   I didn't have aspirations for stardom at all.[6:07:35]   I've looked this weird, ungainly.[6:07:37]   But that's why you're happy is because your life,[6:07:40]   you chose a.[6:07:42]   I want them to quadruple student loans of anyone who has.[6:07:46]   Have I ever told you that aspect of my politics?[6:07:49]   I want these kids so buried[6:07:51]   that they can't even get a fucking burger from McDonald's.[6:07:56]   I don't know why people care if others are financially cooked.[6:08:03]   I love when I hear people with student loans,[6:08:06]   I start hating them.[6:08:08]   I do.[6:08:09]   Oh, I have all these student loans.[6:08:12]   Miserable.[6:08:14]   It's not circumstantial, dude.[6:08:17]   Who would know better, me or you?[6:08:19]   I'll let the audience decide, put it in YouTube.[6:08:22]   That's a good one to use.[6:08:24]   When you think so small of somebody.[6:08:27]   Who would know better, me or you?[6:08:29]   Come on.[6:08:30]   That's what I think too.[6:08:31]   I use that one all the time[6:08:33]   when I'm in an argument with somebody.[6:08:35]   Well, who would know the better, me or you?[6:08:38]   You.[6:08:40]   You.[6:08:42]   And then we share ideas, collab.[6:08:45]   Two comments.[6:08:46]   Who would know better about you?[6:08:47]   Come on, me or you?[6:08:48]   Okay, but I just think maybe you're not-[6:08:51]   When I was in the office,[6:08:53]   I spent several years really mostly unhappy[6:08:58]   because it wasn't enough.[6:09:00]   Enough what?[6:09:01]   And this is what I'm looking at now[6:09:02]   for the mighty Dwight.[6:09:03]   And I'm realizing now like I'm on a hit show,[6:09:06]   Emmy nominated every year,[6:09:09]   making lots of money with working with like Steve Carell[6:09:12]   and Jenna Fisher and John Krasinski[6:09:14]   and these amazing writers and incredible directors.[6:09:17]   BJ Novak.[6:09:18]   I'm on one of the great TV shows.[6:09:20]   People love it.[6:09:21]   Right.[6:09:22]   All time climbing.[6:09:23]   And I wasn't enjoying it.[6:09:25]   I was thinking about why-[6:09:26]   Just because you're a loser freak.[6:09:29]   You were the freak.[6:09:30]   You were just Dwight.[6:09:32]   What's to enjoy?[6:09:33]   People were laughing at you in your big head.[6:09:37]   You were a nut.[6:09:38]   Okay?[6:09:39]   We weren't on your side.[6:09:41]   We were laughing at this psycho in the show.[6:09:44]   It was a fool's watch.[6:09:46]   You, Creed, Phyllis, what do you think?[6:09:48]   We like you?[6:09:49]   We're pretending that we like you[6:09:52]   because we like laughing at you.[6:09:54]   We're confused.[6:09:55]   You're William Hung.[6:09:57]   You're White Claw Gabe.[6:10:00]   Uncle Gabe.[6:10:01]   You're a laughing meme.[6:10:04]   And that's why you felt miserable.[6:10:06]   And I hope you feel miserable today.[6:10:07]   I hope you feel miserable today[6:10:08]   when you watch this little video[6:10:09]   that you can't get over.[6:10:10]   From Redbar.[6:10:11]   Send it to him, guys.[6:10:13]   Am I not a movie star?[6:10:16]   Why am I not the next Jack Black[6:10:19]   or the next Will Ferrell?[6:10:21]   And how come I can't have a movie career?[6:10:23]   Why don't I have a disability deal?[6:10:24]   How do you say this?[6:10:25]   That's so honest.[6:10:26]   And why don't-[6:10:27]   That's exact.[6:10:28]   That's so honest.[6:10:29]   And that's so what everybody,[6:10:30]   to a degree, in show business is.[6:10:32]   Everybody who's not at the absolute[6:10:34]   tippity-toppity top of that tall ladder[6:10:37]   called stardom is like, yes.[6:10:39]   And you're like, wow, you're just,[6:10:41]   you're a terrific actor[6:10:42]   and you're doing very well.[6:10:44]   You're not Brad Pitt?[6:10:45]   Okay, there was only going to make one of him.[6:10:47]   Okay, can I point one little thing out?[6:10:49]   That's very reasonable, yeah.[6:10:51]   So Rain is here to promote his book.[6:10:53]   He obviously has this,[6:10:55]   he almost has a pre-prepared sermon[6:10:58]   that he does.[6:10:59]   Yes, as most guests do[6:11:01]   when they're doing interviews.[6:11:03]   You can hear it in his voice[6:11:05]   when he's like, I was-[6:11:06]   He's gearing up to say all the stuff he planned.[6:11:09]   I should be at my highest[6:11:11]   when I was on the office.[6:11:12]   He's practiced this.[6:11:13]   But I was actually at my lowest[6:11:15]   because I wasn't spiritually fulfilled.[6:11:17]   Like he said-[6:11:18]   He's got a story,[6:11:19]   like a story you deliver[6:11:20]   to the morning news team.[6:11:21]   Exactly.[6:11:22]   On the Today Show[6:11:23]   where you got to do all the talking.[6:11:25]   They're just sitting there smiling.[6:11:27]   But we know Bill[6:11:28]   and he knows Club Random.[6:11:30]   Club Random is a conversation.[6:11:32]   This is where I have a drink.[6:11:34]   Exactly.[6:11:35]   It's not meant for really Rain[6:11:37]   to talk about himself at all.[6:11:38]   So this is almost a double feature[6:11:40]   of the Stiney situation.[6:11:42]   They're completely not on the same page.[6:11:44]   Not on the same page at all.[6:11:46]   Rain really-[6:11:47]   He just wants to get out his thing[6:11:49]   that he prepared.[6:11:50]   He wants to start pitching the book.[6:11:51]   He wants to start telling[6:11:52]   his long-winded stories[6:11:53]   and he wants Bill to just sit there[6:11:55]   and buy it.[6:11:56]   Very much.[6:11:57]   And speaking of succession,[6:11:59]   I always thought Logan Roy[6:12:01]   was a great example[6:12:02]   of the exact person you don't want to be.[6:12:04]   Okay.[6:12:05]   The succession talks-[6:12:06]   So they kind of go in circles[6:12:08]   about how Rain thinks,[6:12:10]   oh, you just have to have[6:12:11]   this spiritual journey to be happy[6:12:13]   and Bill's take is,[6:12:14]   if you're an actor in Hollywood,[6:12:16]   just shut up and enjoy the money.[6:12:18]   Yeah.[6:12:19]   So you can go to 42 minutes now.[6:12:21]   42 minutes even.[6:12:23]   Yep.[6:12:24]   Here we are.[6:12:26]   And this is just some Rain discovery.[6:12:30]   I think there's something there.[6:12:32]   I'd like to test the waters[6:12:33]   with Rain on Instagram[6:12:34]   and his social accounts[6:12:35]   with the help of the guys.[6:12:37]   Just to kind of give him a light scare.[6:12:40]   See what he's nervous about.[6:12:42]   See what he's worried about.[6:12:44]   Get his anxieties cooking.[6:12:45]   I like to cook these guys up[6:12:46]   to a high level of anxiety,[6:12:48]   which should be illegal to do[6:12:50]   if you know they have anxiety.[6:12:52]   And it should be illegal[6:12:53]   for me to do this to them.[6:12:55]   But you know what?[6:12:56]   You're showing me the buttons.[6:12:57]   You're giving me the access code.[6:12:59]   We're going to type it in.[6:13:01]   We're going to see what the buttons do.[6:13:03]   Now Rain, you could ignore all of it[6:13:06]   and then, OK,[6:13:07]   we're pretty much done with you[6:13:08]   until we see you again.[6:13:10]   Or you could be one of my little,[6:13:15]   what do they call those probiotics[6:13:17]   floating around in my damn gut[6:13:19]   from all the products I'm taking?[6:13:21]   You could be one of my probiotic beans[6:13:24]   in my gut[6:13:26]   and you could start making a little scene,[6:13:29]   just a small scene.[6:13:31]   Who the fuck is Rain?[6:13:32]   I want to see you really go back[6:13:33]   to that dark place.[6:13:34]   When they've got these mental troubles,[6:13:38]   I like to mess with it.[6:13:39]   I don't know if that's legal to say.[6:13:40]   One year, that could be illegal one day.[6:13:43]   So I strike that from the record.[6:13:47]   I'm just joking around.[6:13:49]   These were all college style,[6:13:50]   college level pranks,[6:13:52]   pranks that are OK by the school.[6:13:55]   Not college pranks where two kids get arrested[6:13:58]   and life in jail.[6:14:00]   College pranks where the school is OK with them,[6:14:02]   the parents are cool with it,[6:14:03]   everything's fine,[6:14:04]   there's nothing illegal.[6:14:06]   But I feel something in my gut.[6:14:08]   Yes, let's give him a little red bar hello.[6:14:14]   Let's see what he does.[6:14:16]   Birth, starvation, poverty.[6:14:19]   A lot of the world lives,[6:14:21]   to somebody who was alive even 100 years ago,[6:14:25]   looks like an incredibly cushy,[6:14:28]   life with incredible conveniences,[6:14:31]   and as soon as we take them in,[6:14:33]   we take them for granted.[6:14:35]   And I just-[6:14:36]   But Thoreau says the massive men[6:14:37]   live lives of quiet desperation,[6:14:39]   and I think that's true.[6:14:40]   Oh, no, no, no, no, no.[6:14:42]   A quote like that can get you shot around here.[6:14:44]   You rip off a quote like that?[6:14:47]   No.[6:14:49]   How long did that take to memorize?[6:14:51]   Six weeks.[6:14:53]   That's disgusting.[6:14:55]   Quotes mean nothing, by the way.[6:14:56]   I hope you know that.[6:14:58]   Just because something is well written from a quote[6:15:01]   doesn't mean that's how you get out of a sticky situation,[6:15:04]   which you guys use it for.[6:15:06]   Oh, but here's a quote, so.[6:15:08]   Well, yes, I guess you're off the hook[6:15:10]   because some other guy said something.[6:15:13]   Yeah, I got a quote, too.[6:15:14]   It's from Shalvo Pancakes.[6:15:16]   Want to hear it?[6:15:18]   Jesus Christ, you faggots in your quotes.[6:15:22]   And I just-[6:15:23]   But Thoreau says the massive men[6:15:24]   live lives of quiet desperation,[6:15:26]   and I think that's true[6:15:27]   because I think that whether it's a middle-class life[6:15:30]   and you're working a job and you're making-[6:15:33]   Quiet desperation, that's what you think.[6:15:35]   So because it's literary,[6:15:36]   it's okay to do with your fucking Google glasses?[6:15:42]   Those are thick.[6:15:44]   You look retarded.[6:15:46]   Well, Justin Thoreau told me that I'm allowed to be a faggot.[6:15:53]   No, no, the quote doesn't save you.[6:15:57]   Where's this shirt from?[6:15:59]   It ain't Filson.[6:16:01]   Where's this thin fucking cheap ass flannel from?[6:16:05]   You shop at Target?[6:16:06]   I want to stalk Dwight.[6:16:09]   Wait till you see what he's done since this interview.[6:16:13]   Oh, I can't wait.[6:16:14]   Okay, let's hear the rest of it.[6:16:16]   Whether it's a middle-class life[6:16:18]   and you're working a job[6:16:20]   and you're making 60, 70 grand a year[6:16:22]   and you've got Domino's pizza on the table,[6:16:25]   how many people living that life[6:16:27]   are truly satisfied and content?[6:16:29]   Maybe some are, I'm sure some are.[6:16:31]   And how many people in these Hollywood hills[6:16:34]   that surround you?[6:16:36]   I won't give your address.[6:16:38]   I want to give it right now.[6:16:39]   I want to see that they beep it out.[6:16:41]   I want to do it so bad.[6:16:42]   Why do you want to do it?[6:16:43]   Why do you want to mess with him?[6:16:45]   You got a problem with Bill?[6:16:47]   Bill's being himself.[6:16:49]   He's having a good time.[6:16:51]   So look at that.[6:16:53]   Ooh, I want to give away your address.[6:16:55]   Bill's done the wiser.[6:16:57]   Bill's so high.[6:16:59]   Look at him.[6:17:01]   Wait, address?[6:17:03]   You're crazy.[6:17:05]   Keep talking.[6:17:07]   You're watching him[6:17:09]   as if it's the office.[6:17:11]   You're just watching him[6:17:13]   and happily watching a show[6:17:15]   and he's going,[6:17:16]   I want to give away your address.[6:17:18]   Why?[6:17:19]   Why were you thinking about that?[6:17:21]   Why do you want to?[6:17:22]   Oh my God, did you see that?[6:17:24]   Why do you want to give away his address, bro?[6:17:27]   I want to give it right now.[6:17:28]   I want to beep it out.[6:17:30]   I want to do it so bad,[6:17:31]   but I'm not going to.[6:17:32]   Come on, do the trifecta.[6:17:34]   Come late, mispronounce my name,[6:17:36]   and give my address.[6:17:37]   Hit the hat trick, baby.[6:17:39]   I was on time.[6:17:40]   Five to 35.[6:17:41]   I was five minutes late.[6:17:42]   Oh my God.[6:17:43]   You admit late?[6:17:46]   Five minutes late?[6:17:47]   You asshole.[6:17:49]   Cassandra, Wayne's World.[6:17:51]   Bill has a schedule to stick to.[6:17:53]   What do you think?[6:17:54]   He just sits around doing nothing?[6:17:55]   Every minute of his plan.[6:17:56]   I know.[6:17:57]   He's very busy.[6:17:59]   And you shut up five minutes late[6:18:01]   with Shoal Boom?[6:18:03]   The fuck, man?[6:18:04]   Sorry, I was late.[6:18:05]   I was printing out a copy[6:18:07]   of Shoal Boom for you.[6:18:10]   I'm kind of doing this like[6:18:11]   Caroline Calloway style.[6:18:13]   Bill's not on spiritual time.[6:18:16]   Sorry.[6:18:17]   That's crazy.[6:18:18]   You admit five minutes late.[6:18:20]   That's pathetic.[6:18:21]   I've never been late to anything.[6:18:25]   That is seriously the most[6:18:27]   cheugy thing you could do[6:18:29]   is to show up late.[6:18:31]   I mean, that is fucking pathetic.[6:18:36]   Really?[6:18:37]   Look at him.[6:18:38]   Do the trifecta.[6:18:39]   Come late.[6:18:40]   Mispronounce my name[6:18:41]   and give my address.[6:18:42]   I was on time.[6:18:43]   Hit the hat trick, baby.[6:18:44]   I was on time, 5.35.[6:18:46]   I was five minutes late.[6:18:48]   I'm just kidding.[6:18:49]   Oh my God.[6:18:50]   But you lied twice.[6:18:52]   I was on time.[6:18:53]   I was on time.[6:18:54]   I was five minutes late.[6:18:56]   So you tried to get away[6:18:58]   with the I words on time shit[6:18:59]   for a little bit.[6:19:00]   I was 35.[6:19:01]   I was five minutes late.[6:19:02]   I'm just kidding.[6:19:04]   Oh my God.[6:19:05]   I'm going to kick your ass.[6:19:06]   No.[6:19:07]   Wait, why?[6:19:08]   Why?[6:19:09]   Oh my God.[6:19:10]   I'm going to kick your ass.[6:19:13]   Why?[6:19:14]   So there's this type of-[6:19:16]   So you are mad.[6:19:17]   I didn't even realize this,[6:19:18]   but this is like a parallel[6:19:19]   between the Stiney and Andrew thing.[6:19:21]   These guys who have these giant egos,[6:19:24]   they must like plan how everybody[6:19:26]   is going to react to them in their head.[6:19:28]   Yes, they do.[6:19:29]   And if it doesn't go[6:19:30]   the way that they expect.[6:19:31]   Yes, it throws them off.[6:19:32]   They get pissed off,[6:19:33]   but there's no way to explain it.[6:19:34]   Explain it.[6:19:35]   Because it's nonsensical.[6:19:36]   So they just have to go,[6:19:37]   I'm just-[6:19:38]   Let's hear that death threat again.[6:19:40]   I'm just kidding.[6:19:42]   Oh my God.[6:19:43]   I'm going to kick your ass.[6:19:44]   No, I could kick your ass.[6:19:47]   Ooh.[6:19:48]   Why?[6:19:49]   You practice,[6:19:50]   let me guess, karate like Dwight.[6:19:53]   And both of these times-[6:19:54]   Psycho.[6:19:55]   It's a big, huge guy[6:19:56]   going after a small innocent guy.[6:19:59]   Yep.[6:20:00]   Small, innocent, nothing.[6:20:01]   First giant.[6:20:03]   Monster.[6:20:04]   And he really is lumbering[6:20:05]   like Andrew All Gas No Breaks,[6:20:09]   where he pushes a girl.[6:20:11]   He uses his size to kind of corner a girl.[6:20:14]   Andrew, what was his name?[6:20:16]   All Gas No Breaks.[6:20:18]   Yeah.[6:20:19]   What is that?[6:20:20]   He's so disappeared.[6:20:21]   Wow, bro, you got canceled.[6:20:23]   Holy shit.[6:20:24]   I want to say Andrew Schultz.[6:20:25]   I can't think of it.[6:20:26]   Andrew-[6:20:27]   What the fuck?[6:20:28]   Solomon?[6:20:29]   It's completely gone.[6:20:30]   He's gone from the mine.[6:20:32]   That's insane, bro.[6:20:33]   You got canceled.[6:20:36]   We can't think of his name.[6:20:38]   All Gas No Breaks,[6:20:39]   disgusting thing,[6:20:40]   look like shares it.[6:20:41]   I'm not searching it.[6:20:42]   I got to just remember on my own.[6:20:44]   Shares mask.[6:20:45]   Callahan,[6:20:46]   but someone reminded me in the chat.[6:20:47]   Andrew Callahan.[6:20:48]   I totally forgot.[6:20:49]   Wow.[6:20:50]   We forgot about you.[6:20:51]   You're a sex guy.[6:20:53]   Holy shit.[6:20:54]   And by the way,[6:20:55]   you ain't never coming back.[6:20:57]   Ain't letting you back.[6:20:59]   We're reminding everybody person by person.[6:21:03]   Okay, so he wants to kick some ass.[6:21:06]   Just admit it.[6:21:07]   I'm beefier.[6:21:08]   You are.[6:21:09]   You're a willowy.[6:21:11]   You might be gainly,[6:21:13]   but you're also a willowy.[6:21:14]   It's funny.[6:21:15]   Chuck Liddell is the guest after you today.[6:21:18]   Okay.[6:21:19]   So, I mean, I was thinking before I came over here,[6:21:21]   well, if there's one guy,[6:21:22]   I don't want to get in a fight with.[6:21:24]   And it turned out to be him.[6:21:25]   And it's me.[6:21:29]   So of the people living here in the Hollywood Hills[6:21:33]   and the people that you know,[6:21:34]   how many people live lives of grace and contentment?[6:21:39]   Okay.[6:21:40]   Keep watching this.[6:21:41]   Keep watching this, okay.[6:21:42]   If they're locked.[6:21:43]   Okay, but where did you read[6:21:44]   that you're promised grace and contentment[6:21:46]   and pure happiness in life?[6:21:49]   That's not what life is.[6:21:50]   Life is a game.[6:21:52]   And if you win it,[6:21:53]   you're probably in a minority.[6:21:55]   And even if you do win it,[6:21:56]   you don't win it 12 to one.[6:21:58]   You win it seven to five.[6:22:00]   I see why you love the ending of Succession so much.[6:22:03]   You're like life is a shit and then you die kind of.[6:22:08]   No, life is not.[6:22:10]   I'm saying life is good.[6:22:12]   And even people who,[6:22:15]   I'm telling you 100 years ago,[6:22:17]   people did not have lives as easy and good as we have them.[6:22:21]   We forget that.[6:22:22]   And yet people are more unhappy than they've ever been.[6:22:25]   Who the fuck do you know?[6:22:27]   Because you can look at suicide rates for Gen Z people.[6:22:32]   They've tripled in the last 20 years.[6:22:34]   That's true.[6:22:35]   Yeah.[6:22:36]   The mental health crisis is out of control right now.[6:22:39]   That's true.[6:22:40]   But now we're talking about a different subject.[6:22:42]   We're talking about the advent of social media[6:22:45]   and smartphones, which is only about 12, 15 years old.[6:22:49]   I don't know that 100% of this mental health.[6:22:53]   Oh, that is all where that's coming from.[6:22:54]   I don't think there's a big percentage,[6:22:56]   but could it be 30, 40%?[6:22:58]   Of course it's tied in with the materialism[6:23:01]   because what is Kylie Jenner selling when she's-[6:23:05]   Climate anxiety and political division and disunity and-[6:23:10]   Kids don't care about that shit.[6:23:12]   They pretend they do.[6:23:13]   They don't give a shit about the climate.[6:23:14]   They want to be on Kylie Jenner's private plane.[6:23:17]   Hold on a second.[6:23:18]   They want to own that plane.[6:23:19]   They do not give a shit about-[6:23:20]   Bill, when you have a podcast,[6:23:22]   you need to ask your guests some questions[6:23:23]   and let them talk every once in a fucking while.[6:23:25]   Whoa![6:23:27]   Stand up![6:23:29]   He's had it, folks.[6:23:32]   For what?[6:23:33]   He's had it.[6:23:37]   So this was building up.[6:23:39]   Why?[6:23:40]   He let Bill go,[6:23:41]   and he's sitting there steaming until this happens.[6:23:44]   Plane.[6:23:45]   Hold on a second.[6:23:46]   They want to own that plane.[6:23:47]   They do not give a shit about-[6:23:48]   Bill, when you have a podcast,[6:23:50]   you need to ask your guests some questions[6:23:52]   and let them talk every once in a fucking while.[6:23:54]   You've talked quite a bit,[6:23:55]   and this is not a kind of a podcast[6:23:56]   where I ask anybody questions.[6:23:58]   No![6:23:59]   It's not![6:24:00]   Yes![6:24:01]   Bill.[6:24:02]   Bill didn't miss a beat, baby.[6:24:04]   I love it.[6:24:05]   He's not going to let that stop him.[6:24:08]   This is not that kind of podcast.[6:24:10]   Wait, what did he say?[6:24:11]   It was even more ruthless than that.[6:24:13]   Why was he-[6:24:14]   Here.[6:24:15]   But why?[6:24:16]   That's what I mean.[6:24:17]   It's like these ego guys.[6:24:18]   It's all in their own head what is going on.[6:24:20]   Really?[6:24:21]   It really is.[6:24:22]   Just chill.[6:24:23]   I mean, wasn't it starting to get boring there for a second?[6:24:26]   They all think they're like owed this promotion.[6:24:29]   It's like, we're promoting your stupid book.[6:24:32]   You're not owed promotion.[6:24:35]   I know.[6:24:36]   You know what I mean?[6:24:37]   Just sit and talk with Bill.[6:24:39]   When you have a podcast,[6:24:40]   you need to ask your guests some questions[6:24:42]   and let them talk every once in a fucking while.[6:24:44]   You've talked quite a bit, and this is not a kind of podcast.[6:24:46]   You've talked quite a bit.[6:24:47]   And he did.[6:24:48]   And he did.[6:24:49]   Yeah.[6:24:50]   The only 10 minutes he skipped over-[6:24:51]   You've talked quite a bit.[6:24:52]   Was like, blah, blah, soul boom, soul boom.[6:24:54]   We get it.[6:24:55]   You're a therapist.[6:24:56]   Soul boom, yeah.[6:24:57]   And you're not saying anything good.[6:24:58]   It's not funny.[6:24:59]   It's not good.[6:25:00]   It's not helpful.[6:25:01]   It's pussy.[6:25:02]   Bill owned you.[6:25:03]   You've talked quite a bit.[6:25:04]   That would be embarrassing if someone said that to me.[6:25:06]   Ask some questions and let them talk every once in a fucking while.[6:25:09]   For the fucking while.[6:25:10]   You've talked quite a bit,[6:25:11]   and this is not a kind of a podcast where I ask anybody questions.[6:25:14]   Oh.[6:25:15]   Is that how you conduct your personal relationship?[6:25:17]   Who said that life was where you go on a podcast and they ask you questions?[6:25:21]   Yeah.[6:25:22]   That's why life is-[6:25:23]   No, you can laugh it off.[6:25:24]   No, no, no.[6:25:25]   You blew it.[6:25:26]   Bill didn't even miss a beat.[6:25:27]   You wanted to be interviewed, Mr. Special.[6:25:33]   Imagine wanting to be asked questions.[6:25:36]   I mean, I can't think of anything worse.[6:25:38]   When people ask me questions, I want to kill myself.[6:25:42]   I mean, seriously.[6:25:44]   That's like the worst question.[6:25:45]   You think you're so amazing that you should just be asked questions.[6:25:48]   What's it like to be you?[6:25:50]   And what's the point of telling us about your depression and your therapy[6:25:54]   if you're not even going to tell us your worst moment?[6:25:56]   Exactly.[6:25:57]   That's the best part.[6:25:58]   Paint the picture, Dwight.[6:26:00]   That life was where you go on a podcast and they ask you questions.[6:26:03]   Yeah, that's why-[6:26:04]   Life is going on a podcast and you got to fight to get a word in edgewise.[6:26:08]   You don't have to fight.[6:26:09]   You haven't fought all night.[6:26:10]   Wow.[6:26:11]   You've had plenty of time to talk and you have plenty of time now to talk.[6:26:13]   But this podcast is not like those other podcasts,[6:26:16]   which is why it's doing better because it's actually interesting[6:26:19]   and it's actually what I would really be doing with you who I don't know.[6:26:24]   I love it.[6:26:25]   It's immature, man.[6:26:26]   Adults being immature is the best thing ever.[6:26:28]   I never thought they would act like this when I was a kid.[6:26:31]   I just can't believe it.[6:26:33]   And that's why it's doing better.[6:26:37]   Why?[6:26:38]   What drives people to be this mad where they say stupid shit like that?[6:26:41]   Not only are you annoyed that you can't talk about yourself,[6:26:44]   but you're so overwhelmed with the annoyance that you have to have an outburst.[6:26:49]   I love an outburst.[6:26:51]   And it was a real jerky outburst, too, when he's like,[6:26:54]   can anybody ever going to fight?[6:26:56]   It's like he didn't.[6:26:57]   That's like when Joe says, America fucking.[6:27:02]   You didn't have the guts to really swear.[6:27:05]   Then don't use a swear.[6:27:06]   If you're going to use a swear,[6:27:07]   you got to act like you're about to end this man's life with the swear.[6:27:10]   You can't be like, what the fucking is fucking wrong with you?[6:27:14]   That's very gay.[6:27:16]   It's embarrassing.[6:27:17]   It's cringe.[6:27:18]   Don't swear if you can't swear.[6:27:20]   Podcast is not like those other podcasts, which is why it's doing better.[6:27:24]   It is because it's actually interesting.[6:27:26]   And it's actually what I would really be doing with you who I don't know.[6:27:30]   I love it.[6:27:31]   My son woke up one morning.[6:27:33]   I'm not kidding.[6:27:34]   He was 18 years old.[6:27:35]   I came in the kitchen and he was really distraught.[6:27:37]   His head was in his hands.[6:27:39]   I was like, Walter, what's going on?[6:27:41]   And this is an absolutely true story.[6:27:43]   He goes, I just can't fucking believe it.[6:27:45]   And I was like, what?[6:27:46]   He goes, the Biden administration approved this pipeline in Alaska.[6:27:51]   Like they just signed a green new deal a few months earlier,[6:27:54]   and now they've okayed this gas pipeline.[6:27:56]   And no one cares about it.[6:27:58]   And it's not even in the news.[6:27:59]   Like, don't they even care about my generation?[6:28:02]   He was distraught.[6:28:03]   He was really seriously upset.[6:28:05]   He's this Conda forever.[6:28:08]   Yeah, really?[6:28:09]   Your son is into fucking Biden?[6:28:11]   I mean, this is like a fake, my two-year-old kid just looked up at me and was like,[6:28:16]   Dad, why is Trump so mean?[6:28:18]   Yeah.[6:28:19]   Like, why would?[6:28:20]   Well, listen to this.[6:28:21]   Bill's conservative.[6:28:22]   That's what I mean.[6:28:23]   He's like stuck in the time period before people made fun of guys like this constantly.[6:28:26]   Yeah, it's very strange.[6:28:27]   You don't see a guy like this much.[6:28:29]   No.[6:28:30]   Generation, he was distraught.[6:28:31]   He was really seriously upset about it.[6:28:33]   Okay.[6:28:34]   He's the son of you.[6:28:35]   He's a kid who lives in LA.[6:28:37]   He's in this kind of world, what the middle of the country would call the elitist coastal[6:28:44]   types.[6:28:45]   So I understand.[6:28:46]   I don't think he's wrong.[6:28:47]   I think it's great that there are kids like that and there are kids like that.[6:28:51]   It's probably 15, 20% of the kids.[6:28:53]   It's not most of the kids in the country.[6:28:56]   And trust me, I bet you if he was, give him a few years, he might be the kind of person[6:29:04]   who actually would fly on a private jet or would love to own one.[6:29:07]   Well, to calm him down.[6:29:09]   Well, that's good.[6:29:10]   I like that.[6:29:11]   You thought your son represented all kids talking about biting at nine.[6:29:15]   I just can't believe asking your kid to say something is like the oldest trick in the[6:29:19]   book.[6:29:20]   Nobody's falling for that.[6:29:21]   Nope.[6:29:22]   Go to 5440.[6:29:24]   5440.[6:29:25]   You never know what you're going to get on the Bill Maher Club Random Show.[6:29:32]   It said, we give up.[6:29:33]   Yeah.[6:29:34]   Yeah.[6:29:35]   And he looked a lot like James Woods at that time.[6:29:38]   Well, anyway, I found this to be very fascinating, I must say.[6:29:46]   I appreciate you rolling with all the...[6:29:50]   So this is great.[6:29:51]   This is 54 minutes in and I don't think Dwight has gotten a chance to really do his big speech[6:29:56]   yet, right?[6:29:57]   Like you thought he was going to be able to do a little bit more.[6:30:00]   Bill's leaning in out of nowhere, 54 minutes in.[6:30:03]   He's like, well, this was great.[6:30:05]   Watch this.[6:30:06]   Dwight's a little shook by this, right?[6:30:10]   I found this to be very fascinating, I must say.[6:30:15]   I appreciate you rolling with all the ornery-isms that I have as a host.[6:30:23]   Are you winding this up?[6:30:24]   I have to because there's another guest here.[6:30:27]   You double booked me?[6:30:29]   We always knew this.[6:30:30]   We'd tape these.[6:30:32]   Like all TV shows do like this because not that this is a TV show.[6:30:37]   Did you get a flashing light that said Second Guest is here or something like that?[6:30:41]   No, no, no.[6:30:42]   There's a clock right there.[6:30:43]   Oh, look at that.[6:30:44]   Right.[6:30:45]   Oh, wow.[6:30:46]   I didn't even see it.[6:30:47]   We did an hour, which is what we did.[6:30:49]   Bill, listen.[6:30:51]   Oh, he didn't want to go.[6:30:54]   That's embarrassing.[6:30:57]   You were asked to leave.[6:30:58]   You didn't want to go?[6:31:00]   Bill's wrapping it up.[6:31:01]   You can't believe it and you think he's lying to get you out of there?[6:31:05]   There's a clock right there.[6:31:06]   You double booked me?[6:31:07]   I didn't.[6:31:08]   We always knew this.[6:31:09]   We'd tape these.[6:31:11]   Like all TV shows do like this because not that this is a TV show.[6:31:17]   Did you get a flashing light that said Second Guest is here or something like that?[6:31:20]   No, no, no.[6:31:21]   There's a clock right there.[6:31:22]   Oh, look at that.[6:31:23]   Right.[6:31:24]   Gotcha.[6:31:25]   Wow.[6:31:26]   I didn't even see it.[6:31:28]   You got to go.[6:31:29]   But Bill, listen, we may not see eye to eye at all and on anything.[6:31:35]   Really?[6:31:36]   No, I think politically we do.[6:31:37]   I think we see eye to eye a lot.[6:31:39]   Yeah.[6:31:40]   Oh.[6:31:41]   But I'm really not kissing your ass, but I just honor what you do.[6:31:45]   Oh, thank you.[6:31:46]   And you've been an inspiration.[6:31:47]   Doing the Schultz.[6:31:49]   You've made me great chorale.[6:31:50]   Same type of thing, huh?[6:31:52]   You got to get out of there, the waitress thing.[6:31:56]   You fucked up all night.[6:31:57]   You barely came back.[6:31:59]   My food was bad.[6:32:01]   The burger was well done instead of medium.[6:32:04]   You didn't ask how it was.[6:32:06]   You were off talking to the other waitresses, laughing it up.[6:32:10]   I've been sitting here for 40 minutes after I'm done.[6:32:14]   You haven't come around to earn your dessert.[6:32:17]   You're not even trying.[6:32:18]   And then they finally come.[6:32:21]   And you're doing the same thing that Schultz just did.[6:32:26]   So they want to really clean it up.[6:32:28]   You made a mess and you want to clean it all up.[6:32:31]   Last minute.[6:32:32]   The parallels.[6:32:33]   This is like throwing a house party trash in the house and then[6:32:35]   clean it up 10 minutes before your parents get home.[6:32:37]   It's not going to work.[6:32:38]   Not on me.[6:32:39]   Your ass, but I just honor what you do and inspiration.[6:32:44]   You wanted him dead.[6:32:46]   You've made me cachortle.[6:32:48]   And I think you're just engaged in like some of the most[6:32:52]   valuable conversations going on in our current Western[6:32:55]   civilization.[6:32:56]   And I truly mean it.[6:32:58]   I could tell.[6:32:59]   And coming from you, it means a lot.[6:33:02]   And one reason I wanted to do this podcast or a podcast is[6:33:07]   because-[6:33:08]   You can skip to 57, 55, because they just do that.[6:33:10]   Oh, wow.[6:33:11]   So he tried to get them out of there.[6:33:12]   He's not leaving.[6:33:13]   No, they won't stop.[6:33:14]   He made his way into a few more minutes.[6:33:16]   Okay.[6:33:17]   So let's go to 57, 55.[6:33:18]   See what happens here.[6:33:19]   He told them to leave five minutes ago.[6:33:22]   Being satisfaction and wholeness is possible and achievable and[6:33:28]   is something we can strive for.[6:33:30]   Peacock, you're not subscribing.[6:33:33]   Turn that around America.[6:33:35]   Subscribe.[6:33:36]   Wait.[6:33:37]   So he's got a show on Peacock.[6:33:38]   Yeah.[6:33:39]   Maybe I should have gotten back farther.[6:33:40]   Yeah.[6:33:41]   Go to like 57.[6:33:42]   Okay.[6:33:43]   Just in case.[6:33:44]   So he's plugging.[6:33:45]   This is a little desperate.[6:33:46]   This was kind of like when Weird Al was on and he admitted that[6:33:50]   nobody was signing up for what service was that?[6:33:55]   The Slingbox?[6:33:58]   No.[6:33:59]   What was it he was on?[6:34:00]   Weird Al's movie was locked into some service that nobody-[6:34:03]   Roku.[6:34:04]   Roku.[6:34:05]   The Roku streaming app only available for a fire stick.[6:34:09]   Okay.[6:34:10]   Okay.[6:34:11]   And it had to be bundled in software.[6:34:13]   So you had to get the fire stick Roku edition from Amazon on prime day.[6:34:18]   It was just a limited time thing.[6:34:19]   That's the only way you could watch Weird Al's movie.[6:34:22]   He learned that way too late.[6:34:25]   This is similar to that.[6:34:26]   Where Rain is going to start begging about his peak.[6:34:28]   Apparently his Peacock show, who would have thought is not doing well.[6:34:31]   I don't think anything's doing well on Peacock.[6:34:34]   No, it doesn't really seem like it.[6:34:35]   Nobody's going to be doing Peacock.[6:34:36]   You can't just do Peacock.[6:34:38]   That's not what we're into.[6:34:39]   Let's hear this.[6:34:40]   On film so that other people can see it.[6:34:42]   Yeah.[6:34:43]   And I feel like I approximated it as well as you can under the conditions of a HBO talk[6:34:48]   show with senators and governors.[6:34:50]   But it's not like this.[6:34:52]   Sure.[6:34:53]   This is like, to me, there's been no difference if there had been no cameras rolling.[6:34:58]   I would have said the exact same thing and I think you would have too.[6:35:01]   I was a little more self-conscious because there's cameras rolling and I'm like, I'm[6:35:04]   on Bill Maher's show.[6:35:06]   And when is he going to jump me ideologically?[6:35:09]   But I agree.[6:35:11]   I agree a hundred percent.[6:35:13]   And I love that you didn't even ask and you don't need to ask about my new show on Peacock[6:35:18]   streaming service called Rainn Wilson and the Geography of Bliss.[6:35:22]   I have plugs too.[6:35:23]   See, I told you.[6:35:24]   Streaming now on Peacock where I travel the world looking for happiness because I am like[6:35:29]   that happiness, wellbeing, satisfaction, and wholeness is possible and achievable and is[6:35:37]   something we can strive for.[6:35:39]   Peacock, you're not subscribing.[6:35:42]   Turn that around America.[6:35:44]   Subscribe to the old Peacock Watch Office rerun.[6:35:47]   That's bad.[6:35:49]   You're not subscribing America.[6:35:51]   Let's turn that around.[6:35:53]   And I watched the trailer for the show.[6:35:54]   It looks awful.[6:35:55]   It's terrible.[6:35:56]   One of those trailers.[6:35:57]   Dwight looking on a boat.[6:35:58]   It's a scene of him looking off the coast on a boat.[6:36:00]   And it's like, oh, you're really fine.[6:36:02]   Oh, I'd love to see you travel.[6:36:06]   Could you imagine watching a guy like that?[6:36:08]   We're watching Pia Mackenbach and Vados Kane.[6:36:10]   We ain't watching you travel.[6:36:12]   I'm going to Peros with them.[6:36:15]   No one wants to watch you get off a boat and ask a bunch of silly questions.[6:36:19]   I mean, you're out of your mind.[6:36:21]   Turn that around America.[6:36:22]   Subscribe to the old Peacock Watch Office reruns, which old Bill here loves.[6:36:27]   And check out the new Rainn Wilson streaming show.[6:36:30]   Bill, what do you got here playing?[6:36:32]   Oh, Chuckles Comedy Casino and Bismarck North Carolina on April 22nd.[6:36:41]   This is a tantrum.[6:36:42]   Last minute tantrum.[6:36:44]   Your lucky Bill is so kind hearted.[6:36:46]   Yeah, your lucky Bill is in a great mood.[6:36:48]   He's very high.[6:36:49]   He thinks this is funny.[6:36:51]   Look at this monster.[6:36:54]   You come into Bill's home and act like this?[6:36:57]   I just can't believe it.[6:36:58]   I can't believe it.[6:36:59]   What do you got?[6:37:02]   What do you got?[6:37:03]   Okay, but I did warn you I was going to forget.[6:37:07]   I know, I know.[6:37:08]   You did a great job.[6:37:09]   The producer warned me.[6:37:10]   He's like, Bill, get out of here.[6:37:12]   Yeah.[6:37:13]   Whatever you got, you've got to do it yourself.[6:37:15]   But the Peacock Show is on already?[6:37:17]   Yes, now.[6:37:18]   It's just out for a week and a half.[6:37:20]   Yeah.[6:37:21]   The Geography of Bliss.[6:37:22]   So you're going around the world?[6:37:25]   Yes.[6:37:26]   Where's a place that's beautiful?[6:37:27]   So now he feels like he's got to ask him about it?[6:37:29]   Okay.[6:37:30]   Anything else here?[6:37:31]   Go to 5920.[6:37:33]   I feel like when they get up, it's awkward.[6:37:34]   5920.[6:37:35]   Yeah, there's a little mishap here, I think.[6:37:37]   Let's see.[6:37:38]   Fucking cold.[6:37:39]   It is.[6:37:40]   Well, I will not be in Iceland.[6:37:41]   I'll allow August 19th to be at the Ovens Auditorium in Charlotte, North Carolina.[6:37:46]   Oh, I love Charlotte.[6:37:48]   August 20th at the Township Auditorium in Columbia, South Carolina.[6:37:52]   I love the way they put the Carolinas together on these swings.[6:37:55]   Oh, that's so nice.[6:37:56]   Why isn't there one Carolina?[6:37:57]   Do we really need more than a South Carolina?[6:37:59]   Get out of here.[6:38:00]   Actually, you could make the case for the Carolinas.[6:38:02]   Why are there two Dakotas?[6:38:03]   There should not be two Dakotas.[6:38:04]   Totally.[6:38:05]   I'm not sure there should be one.[6:38:06]   Also, why Delaware?[6:38:07]   Give me a break.[6:38:08]   Yes.[6:38:09]   Who the hell?[6:38:10]   Right.[6:38:11]   Get up.[6:38:12]   He's got another desk.[6:38:13]   Just make it to Melloware.[6:38:14]   All right.[6:38:15]   Thank you.[6:38:16]   Bye, Bill.[6:38:17]   Thanks.[6:38:18]   Are we going?[6:38:19]   Are we hugging?[6:38:20]   What's happening?[6:38:21]   I don't know what's happening.[6:38:22]   Oh, look at that hug.[6:38:23]   Thanks for having me.[6:38:24]   Thanks for being had.[6:38:25]   Very good.[6:38:26]   Another action episode.[6:38:27]   You can't say it's not real.[6:38:28]   It is real time.[6:38:29]   No, that's the other one.[6:38:30]   And Bill's none the wiser once again.[6:38:41]   All right.[6:38:42]   We'll take a break.[6:38:43]   We'll be right back.[6:38:45]   What did he do?[6:38:49]   He tweeted and posted on Instagram.[6:38:52]   Oh my God.[6:38:54]   Let's see this.[6:38:56]   This one here?[6:38:57]   Rain Wilson.[6:38:58]   Whoa.[6:38:59]   Rain Wilson miserable on the set of the office.[6:39:03]   So reads dozens of clickbait headlines over the last two days on Bill Meyers pod.[6:39:08]   I talked about mental health and the struggle for happiness and balance discussed being[6:39:14]   at height of success on The Office[6:39:16]   and how I still was unhappy that I wasn't a bigger star.[6:39:20]   This is the human condition after all.[6:39:22]   The press took a nuanced convo[6:39:24]   and made me seem like an ungrateful asshole.[6:39:27]   Reality of modern media.[6:39:29]   It's all for the clicks, baby.[6:39:31]   Wow, I had no idea he was doing this.[6:39:33]   He's bitchy.[6:39:35]   Yup, and he couldn't just tweet, of course.[6:39:39]   Okay, there's another thing.[6:39:40]   Rain's tweet, what's this?[6:39:42]   Okay, that's the one we just saw, Rain's IG post.[6:39:45]   Oh my God, we've got a video announcement[6:39:48]   from Rainn Wilson.[6:39:50]   So he took the same text, he put it on IG,[6:39:53]   he's got a statement for us.[6:39:55]   Oh, this is exciting, I don't think I've seen this.[6:39:58]   Here we go.[6:39:59]   On front page news, folks, clickbait alert.[6:40:01]   Listen to this.[6:40:04]   Rainn Wilson feels he was mostly unhappy[6:40:07]   filming The Office, felt he missed out on millions.[6:40:12]   Rainn Wilson spent years on The Office[6:40:14]   wondering why he wasn't a movie star.[6:40:17]   People Magazine, The Office says,[6:40:19]   Star says he spent several years really mostly unhappy.[6:40:23]   Rainn Wilson was unhappy playing Do I Go To The Office.[6:40:26]   Yes, that's what you said.[6:40:27]   Clickbait, clickbait.[6:40:29]   What the fuck?[6:40:31]   The more you click, the more ads show[6:40:33]   and our mainstream media machine moves forward[6:40:36]   on its ad revenue.[6:40:39]   Must have been a slow news day, folks.[6:40:41]   What the fuck?[6:40:42]   What happened is, in the promotion of my new book,[6:40:45]   Soul Boom, Why We Use spiritual revolution,[6:40:47]   I was talking about my mental health struggles[6:40:51]   and struggles with happiness throughout my life.[6:40:53]   I also have a show on Peacock called Rainn Wilson[6:40:55]   and the Geography of Bliss that explores happiness[6:40:59]   and the seeking and pursuing of it.[6:41:01]   And I illuminated this point to make a point[6:41:04]   about the human condition that even at the height[6:41:07]   of my fame, playing a memorable TV character,[6:41:10]   a beloved character on an amazing show[6:41:12]   with an incredible cast and amazing writers,[6:41:15]   Emmy nominations, lots of money,[6:41:18]   beyond my wildest dreams[6:41:19]   for this weird suburban Seattle kid.[6:41:22]   Even then I felt like I was missing out[6:41:25]   and I wish I had more and I was unsatisfied.[6:41:28]   That's what they said.[6:41:29]   Those years, a lot of movies that I did bombed.[6:41:32]   I've talked about this before,[6:41:33]   The Rocker and a few others, super.[6:41:36]   And I illuminated this point to make a point[6:41:41]   about the human condition.[6:41:43]   This is kind of what we do as human beings.[6:41:46]   We're the soul boom shell.[6:41:48]   And I want to talk about how happiness[6:41:52]   is simply found with where you are.[6:41:56]   And it's a decision to be made.[6:41:58]   Well say your point now, it's so amazing.[6:42:01]   And of course the mainstream media[6:42:02]   took these three or four sentences and ran.[6:42:05]   Rojan over here.[6:42:06]   Trying to get, hungrily get all of your clicks.[6:42:10]   Is that what I'm doing?[6:42:11]   To profit off of my pain and despair and outrage.[6:42:15]   What?[6:42:16]   How could this guy who was making millions of dollars[6:42:18]   not be happy with where he's at?[6:42:21]   Hollywood.[6:42:21]   I assumed you made 250 grand for the whole fucking thing.[6:42:24]   And you've spent it all.[6:42:26]   No one thinks you have millions.[6:42:27]   Steve will do it, has more money.[6:42:28]   Yeah.[6:42:30]   You have very little money.[6:42:32]   Elite asshole.[6:42:35]   So this is what it's like some days.[6:42:39]   Oh.[6:42:40]   I hope a larger point was made,[6:42:42]   which is that we're all on a search for deeper wellbeing.[6:42:48]   And-[6:42:49]   Oh, he's bad.[6:42:50]   It's right in front of us.[6:42:51]   Every single one of us.[6:42:52]   It's right in front of us?[6:42:53]   Thanks.[6:42:54]   You seem really happy today.[6:42:56]   Oh, he did the millennial turnoff.[6:42:58]   Holy shit, Rainn Wilson, huh?[6:43:01]   Had no idea.[6:43:03]   Get on that Instagram.[6:43:05]   Let's see what else we can make him video eyes.[6:43:07]   Okay, we'll take a break.[6:43:08]   We'll be right back.[6:43:10]   Red bar.[6:43:11]   Okay.[6:43:13]   See you soon.[6:43:14]   All right, Red Bar.[6:45:16]   I'm watching TV tired, bleeding on the bed.[6:45:25]   And milk has just expired.[6:45:27]   All your leaves are dead.[6:45:28]   I'm not quiet.[6:45:29]   You've been quiet.[6:45:30]   Just receiving what you said.[6:45:32]   Reeling, feeding, feeling filled by everything you said.[6:45:36]   I see you as you see yourself[6:45:38]   through all the books you read.[6:45:40]   Overwhelmed with guilt and realizing[6:45:42]   that you're not the only one.[6:45:44]   You give me truth.[6:45:46]   I've had it with the girls.[6:45:47]   I'm nothing.[6:45:48]   You are nothing.[6:45:49]   We are nothing but the bills.[6:45:51]   I'm empty till she spills.[6:45:53]   Alive until she kills.[6:45:55]   In her vampire, empire I am.[6:45:58]   Falling in, yeah.[6:46:02]   Falling in, yeah.[6:46:05]   Falling in, yeah.[6:46:09]   Falling in, yeah.[6:46:13]   Falling in, yeah.[6:46:16]   Falling in, yeah.[6:46:32]   To break these walls, the mind receives the flow.[6:46:37]   To be seated down in love, it takes some time.[6:46:46]   Too many days are shining once they've worked out.[6:46:54]   Because both do everything purpose for it's me, yeah.[6:47:01]   So loving, yeah.[6:47:09]   So loving, yeah.[6:47:16]   Because if I have to think, well, I need some flow.[6:47:20]   But would love to work out for me to show you something more.[6:47:24]   I'll show you some of it, yeah.[6:47:30]   Yeah, but you're lost in mind.[6:47:33]   This needs to go now.[6:47:38]   You were seated down to nothing.[6:47:41]   It's all right.[6:47:46]   And you look at the hour under estimated power.[6:47:50]   It shows you something more than you can think.[6:47:54]   So loving, yeah.[6:47:59]   Something more than you can ever see with eyes.[6:48:02]   Because they both do everything purpose for it's me.[6:48:08]   Hi.[6:48:11]   So loving.[6:48:19]   So loving, yeah.[6:48:23]   So loving.[6:48:26]   Because if I have to think, well, I need some flow.[6:48:30]   But would love to work out for me to show you something more.[6:48:34]   I'll show you some of it, yeah.[6:48:39]   All right, all right, all right.[6:48:43]   Hell yeah, hell yeah.[6:48:45]   Fade that shit out.[6:48:47]   Fade that shit.[6:48:53]   It's the Moog everybody, the Moog.[6:49:03]   The Moog.[6:49:06]   Hell yeah, hell yeah.[6:49:10]   Is that right?[6:49:33]   Check this out.[6:49:35]   Am I more?[6:49:38]   Wait, I got this, watch this.[6:49:40]   Am I more than you bargained for yet?[6:49:44]   I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear.[6:49:50]   Because that's just who I am this week.[6:49:53]   Lying in the grass next to the mausoleum.[6:49:58]   I'm just a nod in your bad post and you're just a line in a song.[6:50:05]   Drop a high and break a name.[6:50:10]   We're always sitting and sleeping for the wrong team.[6:50:16]   We're going down, down and around.[6:50:20]   Sugar, we're going down swinging.[6:50:22]   I'll be your number one with the bullet.[6:50:26]   A loaded God complex cocking and pulling.[6:50:29]   We're going down, down and around.[6:50:32]   Sugar, we're going down swinging.[6:50:35]   I'll be your number one with the bullet.[6:50:38]   A loaded God complex cocking and pulling.[6:50:53]   Is this more than you bargained for yet?[6:50:57]   Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching YouTube from the closet.[6:51:01]   Waiting to be the friction in your jeans.[6:51:05]   Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him?[6:51:10]   I'm just a nod in your bad post and you're just a line in a song.[6:51:17]   Drop a high and break a name.[6:51:22]   We're always sleeping and sleeping for the wrong team.[6:51:27]   We're going down, down and around.[6:51:30]   Sugar, we're going down swinging.[6:51:33]   I'll be your number one with the bullet.[6:51:36]   A loaded God complex cocking and pulling.[6:51:39]   We're going down, down and earlier round.[6:51:42]   Sugar, we're going down swinging.[6:51:45]   I'll be your number one with the bullet.[6:51:48]   A loaded God complex cocking and pulling.[6:51:57]   Another hit show, Jules.