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episode: RED BAR RADIO S21 E03

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[0:00:00]   And we are going to rule for a spade.[0:00:02]   No more young people spoiling.[0:00:04]   But, Dora, do you have to take what you get?[0:00:06]   Oh my gosh![0:01:10]   Luke, and now you're under my control![0:01:12]   Oh my gosh![0:01:14]   That's really nice of you.[0:01:16]   Thank you.[0:01:18]   That is really nice of you.[0:01:20]   Thank you, yeah.[0:01:22]   You look really good too, yeah.[0:01:24]   Really nice of you.[0:01:26]   Really nice of you, thank you.[0:01:28]   Thank you.[0:01:30]   Thank you.[0:01:32]   Okay, yeah, we're starting.[0:01:41]   Welcome! Hi![0:01:43]   Welcome to Red Bar, everybody![0:01:45]   Hey![0:01:47]   How are ya?[0:01:49]   Jules is here.[0:01:51]   We also have Jules in the house. What's up, what's up?[0:01:53]   Jules in the house.[0:01:55]   This is going to be a very difficult podcast to do.[0:01:58]   Don't get too excited, it is going to be difficult to do because[0:02:01]   today's podcast is just about[0:02:04]   the sub.[0:02:06]   Sorry, sorry, that's what we're doing here.[0:02:08]   We're starting from the beginning.[0:02:10]   We're talking about the submersible.[0:02:12]   And we're starting from the beginning because[0:02:15]   probably people haven't heard how this happened so you've got to hear the whole story again.[0:02:20]   So that's about all we're going to be doing here today is talking about that sub.[0:02:24]   Starting from.[0:02:26]   So there's these billionaires.[0:02:28]   They wanted a sub.[0:02:31]   Something to do with the Titanic.[0:02:33]   It's going to be a long, long series.[0:02:35]   So that's all we're talking about here today.[0:02:38]   Because I think it's a very interesting story.[0:02:41]   And that's what they want us to talk about here today.[0:02:45]   That's today![0:02:47]   Red Bar![0:02:50]   Could you believe that everybody's going to do?[0:02:52]   They killed our entire week.[0:02:56]   We lost an entire week to the sub.[0:02:58]   Did anybody realize there wasn't really anything else going on?[0:03:02]   Besides the sub. Isn't that funny?[0:03:04]   It started on Monday.[0:03:06]   It wrapped itself up by Friday.[0:03:11]   Perfectly.[0:03:12]   Weekend of recaps.[0:03:13]   And then, yeah, the weekend we could chill and now the sub story is completely over.[0:03:18]   Everybody lost a whole week of stuff.[0:03:20]   We didn't get any content.[0:03:22]   We didn't get any scoops.[0:03:23]   We only got one big.[0:03:25]   One big incident.[0:03:28]   And that incident is for Meltonton.[0:03:31]   Maybe cool me up![0:03:33]   Just kidding. Welcome to Red Bar.[0:03:35]   We've got an excellent, excellent show.[0:03:37]   It's the beginning of the summer here.[0:03:39]   Temperatures are up.[0:03:41]   Did you see our temperatures here?[0:03:42]   Our local temperatures?[0:03:43]   110.[0:03:45]   110![0:03:47]   I'm very happy to be here.[0:03:48]   We've got a lot of great stuff coming up here today.[0:03:50]   We've got some great gifts to show you.[0:03:53]   We've got all your friends.[0:03:55]   Every one of your favorite fools is here.[0:03:57]   Che Diaz is back.[0:03:59]   You guys know Che Diaz?[0:04:02]   I can't believe she's back already.[0:04:05]   I've been missing her every day of my life for about a year.[0:04:09]   Che Diaz back on Sex and the City.[0:04:11]   We'll talk about that for a few, two, three hours today.[0:04:14]   Had a lot of service guys here in the studio.[0:04:17]   Service guys.[0:04:19]   Do people wonder, does anybody wonder what that's like when people come over[0:04:23]   and I have to take them back here and their eyes light up?[0:04:26]   You should have seen the service guys.[0:04:28]   We had some people from the security company.[0:04:31]   We had some furniture delivery guys here today.[0:04:34]   It's getting really annoying too because[0:04:37]   every guy that comes in when they see the studio,[0:04:41]   when you take them back here,[0:04:43]   you've got to tell them your life story.[0:04:45]   They start interviewing you.[0:04:47]   Everything they've got to know.[0:04:49]   Every part of the show, they've got to know what it's about.[0:04:52]   Do you know come town, they ask me?[0:04:55]   It's getting a little rough.[0:04:57]   We need to find some help around here.[0:05:00]   But we can't trust anybody.[0:05:02]   So we have these service guys coming.[0:05:05]   I get a different guy every time, but then I'm finding I've got to[0:05:08]   retell my whole history to these guys.[0:05:12]   We found a cute guy.[0:05:15]   Cute guy was here, one of the service guys.[0:05:17]   Hopefully he's not listening today.[0:05:19]   If you're listening today, service guy, I really liked you.[0:05:23]   This had nothing to do with you.[0:05:25]   I really like you and I want to use you more.[0:05:29]   As a friend.[0:05:30]   The service guy made it very clear,[0:05:33]   especially in a city like this here in Tucson,[0:05:35]   made it very clear that he has what's called a partner.[0:05:42]   I thought this was very interesting.[0:05:45]   When you live in a place like this,[0:05:47]   you know, we've got corners of the street where on Sundays,[0:05:51]   the Trump supporters get out there with their flags.[0:05:54]   Even it was like 1-0-7 the other day and they were out there.[0:05:58]   1-0-7, the Trump supporters are out there.[0:06:00]   So it's a scary town.[0:06:02]   A lot of pickup trucks, a lot of hate.[0:06:05]   Not me, of course.[0:06:07]   But the guy came, the service guy came,[0:06:09]   and he starts asking me about the Taylor Swift merchandise[0:06:12]   that we had laying around the tour box that he saw.[0:06:16]   And he goes to me.[0:06:17]   He goes, yes, my partner.[0:06:18]   I bought my partner tickets for that.[0:06:20]   And I go, OK, OK.[0:06:21]   It was very interesting.[0:06:22]   It's almost like they want to get that out of the way[0:06:25]   right away to see where you land with that.[0:06:28]   But then he started.[0:06:29]   That's what I would do in this town.[0:06:31]   You've got to know who you can trust.[0:06:32]   Then he started asking me about the show.[0:06:34]   He wanted to listen to it in the last free episode.[0:06:37]   I believe in the first hour is a whole little bit[0:06:41]   about the pride parade.[0:06:43]   And he might not know I was joking.[0:06:46]   So if you're out there listening, service guy,[0:06:48]   we do want to have you back.[0:06:49]   These were just jokes.[0:06:51]   We've got a great friend named Robin Tran.[0:06:54]   You could look it up.[0:06:55]   You could go ask her if you want to get,[0:06:57]   you know, she'll vouch for us there.[0:06:59]   We really loved you.[0:07:00]   We really want to have a business relationship with you.[0:07:02]   We want to have a business relationship with you.[0:07:05]   You should see we've got the whole front room done up.[0:07:06]   We've got our conference table in there.[0:07:08]   We've been working on merch.[0:07:09]   The merch is coming.[0:07:11]   So soon.[0:07:12]   A lot of late nights here in the studio this week,[0:07:14]   working on your beautiful merch.[0:07:16]   Wait till you see.[0:07:17]   We've got new styles, new cuts, updated cuts.[0:07:20]   Same quality as before.[0:07:23]   A little updated cut.[0:07:24]   Okay.[0:07:25]   So you're going to have to remeasure your waist[0:07:29]   and your hips.[0:07:30]   I want to get my first drink going.[0:07:32]   I want to get this party started here.[0:07:34]   Do you guys want to have a drink with me?[0:07:36]   Should we do that?[0:07:37]   The first drink.[0:07:38]   I got an awesome song here for the first drink.[0:07:41]   It's from a listener.[0:07:43]   He made us a little rock song to have our drink with.[0:07:46]   It's only a minute and 11.[0:07:47]   Can we get two of these down in a minute and 11 seconds?[0:07:52]   Feel free to have one with me.[0:07:54]   Thank you for coming out there.[0:07:55]   Thank you.[0:07:56]   Skars Club members, of course, get to view the live show.[0:07:59]   They get to chat with us.[0:08:00]   They get to chat with us.[0:08:01]   They get to be part of our big day here.[0:08:04]   Thank you for joining the Skars Club.[0:08:06]   That's the only way we make money here.[0:08:09]   Redbarradio.net slash Skars Club.[0:08:12]   If you'd like to join.[0:08:13]   Every other episode is free.[0:08:14]   So today is free.[0:08:15]   Next week, Skars.[0:08:17]   You get it?[0:08:18]   Robin Tran says,[0:08:19]   I became a Trump supporter after the last episode.[0:08:21]   So this is awkward.[0:08:22]   All because of the ice spice.[0:08:24]   And then the next guy goes, Robin Transitioner.[0:08:29]   That's crazy.[0:08:32]   Guys.[0:08:34]   That's a great pun.[0:08:36]   Robin Tran isn't doing well.[0:08:38]   She wanted to kill herself last night.[0:08:40]   Did you see that?[0:08:41]   She came weeping to me,[0:08:42]   weeping to me that she's going to end her life because of the bring back group.[0:08:45]   Somebody was bothering her.[0:08:47]   She said she's going to end it all.[0:08:49]   Guys.[0:08:50]   Just kidding.[0:08:51]   All right.[0:08:52]   Let's have that first drink.[0:08:53]   They're going to believe.[0:08:54]   No, she's not going to end it all.[0:08:55]   She's doing very well.[0:08:57]   We're going to have this drink together.[0:08:59]   Please feel I'm spilling everywhere here today.[0:09:02]   A lot of spills.[0:09:04]   Drink along with us, but please follow along.[0:09:07]   Try to do exactly what we're doing so we could keep the same.[0:09:12]   Buzz going and don't drink ahead.[0:09:16]   Don't fall behind and feel free to water down your drinks like I do.[0:09:21]   If they're too strong for you.[0:09:23]   OK, we don't want you getting sick.[0:09:25]   We don't want you getting drunk.[0:09:26]   We don't want you getting buzzed.[0:09:28]   OK.[0:09:29]   We just want it to look like you're drinking.[0:09:32]   OK, so we can trick them.[0:09:34]   All right.[0:09:35]   Let's listen to this new song.[0:09:36]   This is by I don't know.[0:09:37]   Just as red bar is watching.[0:09:39]   I thought it was.[0:09:41]   Do we know his name?[0:09:42]   Dane W.[0:09:43]   Dane W.[0:09:44]   Let's hope that's him.[0:09:45]   Here we go.[0:09:46]   First drink of the show.[0:09:47]   Welcome to red bar.[0:09:48]   Red bar is watching.[0:09:51]   The fear.[0:09:52]   Is there anything worse than the eyes?[0:09:55]   Cheers, everybody.[0:09:57]   Welcome to red bar.[0:10:04]   Hell yeah.[0:10:09]   One more.[0:10:13]   Feel free.[0:10:14]   Feel free.[0:10:22]   Cheers, everybody.[0:10:44]   You didn't do that.[0:10:45]   Red bar is watching.[0:10:46]   Who is?[0:10:47]   Red bar.[0:10:49]   Dane W.[0:10:51]   Dane W.[0:10:54]   Oh, really?[0:10:55]   OK, OK.[0:10:56]   We don't need that.[0:10:57]   I already have those.[0:10:58]   I already have all those sound effects.[0:11:00]   You're not going to impress me with my own sounds.[0:11:03]   I wanted to do a little one of these today, too.[0:11:07]   A little mimosa.[0:11:08]   You know how hard it is to find orange juice with pulp in it anymore?[0:11:14]   It's everything's pulp free in this city.[0:11:16]   Just like at the gas station, you can't find black coffee at a gas station.[0:11:21]   You also can't find pulp orange juice anywhere.[0:11:25]   This is high pulp.[0:11:27]   It's simply orange high pulp.[0:11:29]   Very good.[0:11:30]   Let's mix up one of these, too.[0:11:32]   Now, remember, I am sitting and pouring.[0:11:34]   Am I going to make a mistake here?[0:11:36]   Good thing you at least have the big cup instead of the mimosa glass.[0:11:40]   Yeah, I'm going to really try to concentrate here.[0:11:43]   I'm bad at sitting down and pouring.[0:11:46]   I found that out, OK?[0:11:48]   How do we open this here?[0:11:50]   This is very expensive champagne, right?[0:11:55]   It's $250 for that small bottle.[0:11:58]   Yeah, this was $250.[0:12:00]   How does this come off?[0:12:01]   Just unscrews.[0:12:03]   Oh, very nice.[0:12:04]   OK, let's see if I can do this without making a big mess here.[0:12:07]   Champagne first, yeah.[0:12:09]   Here's a little of this.[0:12:12]   Every time I'm pouring on the show, I do an overflow and people get mad.[0:12:17]   They get mad as if your battery was about to die on your cell phone[0:12:21]   while you took a screenshot.[0:12:23]   They get that mad.[0:12:25]   OK, very nice.[0:12:27]   We're just doing some wines.[0:12:29]   OK, nothing big, nothing big, nothing crazy here.[0:12:33]   Just getting comfortable to start our show.[0:12:36]   Here you go, the pulp.[0:12:38]   Oh, yeah, you see that?[0:12:40]   That's nice and chunky.[0:12:41]   That's perfect, OK?[0:12:43]   That's enough.[0:12:44]   That's enough?[0:12:45]   Don't you want more champagne than orange juice?[0:12:47]   No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.[0:12:49]   This is just a light one.[0:12:51]   So we're going to put this right here.[0:12:54]   Put this back here in the fridge and the fridge down there.[0:12:58]   And then we're going to do this.[0:13:01]   Perfect, OK.[0:13:04]   Thank you.[0:13:15]   So what do you think we should talk about today?[0:13:17]   Whitney's pregnancy?[0:13:19]   Nah, cancel that.[0:13:21]   What about Big Mike's burger pop-up?[0:13:24]   Who?[0:13:25]   Big Mike, he's a huge deal in the industry.[0:13:29]   I don't care who the fuck he is, cancel that.[0:13:32]   What about Steel Toe's giant sex fight?[0:13:36]   Not Steel Toe, cancel that.[0:13:38]   Come on, but that's important.[0:13:40]   It's important to you.[0:13:42]   We work for Mountain, cancel it.[0:13:48]   What do you guys think?[0:13:49]   Tedros, Tedros![0:13:53]   We love Tedros, the idol.[0:13:55]   Tedros![0:14:01]   Welcome to Red Bar, let me finish it.[0:14:03]   You can pan around the beautiful room, show people where we are.[0:14:07]   Thank you.[0:14:09]   From the idol, episode four, Tedros.[0:14:15]   That's a heavy pole.[0:14:19]   I thought that was going to kick into something.[0:14:21]   Welcome to Red Bar, hi, how are you?[0:14:23]   Put on that other one, the one right next to it.[0:14:25]   Then we can rock out here.[0:14:27]   There you go.[0:14:29]   Yeah, this one gets really good.[0:14:31]   Here, have a sip with me, have a smoke with me.[0:14:33]   Do a puffaroo with me.[0:14:35]   We're just getting started.[0:14:37]   This is what I thought it was going to be.[0:14:45]   Sweet Harmony.[0:14:47]   Is this going to drop anytime soon?[0:14:51]   It can only do so much.[0:14:53]   There we go, there we go. Welcome to Red Bar.[0:14:57]   Welcome to Red Bar, that show just, I hated the show, I hated the idol episodes one through three, hated them.[0:15:13]   I was about to give up on the show.[0:15:17]   I thought it was so bad.[0:15:19]   And now they say that they're canceling it, right?[0:15:21]   They said that they're only going to do five episodes.[0:15:23]   They're not going to even do the sixth episode.[0:15:25]   I guess so.[0:15:27]   The show just got great.[0:15:29]   This Tedros, I don't know what happened.[0:15:31]   I fucking hated the weekend.[0:15:33]   I hate the weekend.[0:15:35]   Like I've been wanting the weekend to fail for many, many years.[0:15:39]   I can't stand them.[0:15:41]   And I hated his character, Tedros.[0:15:45]   All of a sudden episode four came, I don't know what happened at episode, I think it was the cancel it bit.[0:15:51]   When he was eating and saying, cancel it, cancel it.[0:15:53]   Cancel it, cancel it.[0:15:55]   Right at the beginning of episode four.[0:15:57]   Something changed and I all of a sudden like loved Tedros.[0:16:01]   I started going, I need to become Tedros.[0:16:05]   That's why I'm wearing these clothes in this Tedros style watch.[0:16:09]   This is all costume jewelry by the way.[0:16:11]   All of a sudden he became my role model.[0:16:17]   All of a sudden this Tedros from the idol who I was so disgusted by, I hate that girl.[0:16:21]   I hate the girl.[0:16:23]   All of a sudden I love Tedros and I want to see like vlogs of him.[0:16:29]   I got confused after episode four.[0:16:31]   I'm like, is there any Tedros stuff on YouTube?[0:16:35]   As if he's got maybe a vlog or something.[0:16:37]   And the weekend's Instagram has almost become Tedros's Instagram.[0:16:46]   And I was with everybody else dissing the weekend last week.[0:16:50]   Two weeks ago, I'm making fun of him.[0:16:52]   I'm in his comments.[0:16:53]   I'm going, yes, finally people see how you act in real life.[0:16:57]   This character isn't a character.[0:16:59]   This is how you really act, you piece of shit.[0:17:01]   You know, cause I always thought he was like such a scumbag, a bad guy.[0:17:05]   Now completely the opposite.[0:17:08]   I'm so sad they cannot cancel the show.[0:17:11]   We must stop the cancellation of this show.[0:17:14]   People didn't understand.[0:17:16]   I think everybody loves the show now by episode four, right?[0:17:19]   It seems like everyone really liked the last episode.[0:17:22]   That's cause Mike Dean's here.[0:17:25]   Maybe the weekend was just too nervous at the beginning.[0:17:28]   And then he just didn't really come into his own until this part.[0:17:29]   No, I don't know what it was.[0:17:30]   I'm telling you ever since he did the cancel it bit with the breakfast to the assistant,[0:17:35]   the show has changed.[0:17:37]   I'm upset.[0:17:38]   We went back.[0:17:39]   We watched all the scenes again.[0:17:41]   We watched that big fat elephant woman go.[0:17:45]   She's on the phone to go.[0:17:47]   There's an African American man here.[0:17:49]   Voice of an angel.[0:17:53]   I don't know.[0:17:54]   He got all these motherfuckers that can sing.[0:17:56]   I love it.[0:17:57]   All of a sudden I'm obsessed with the show.[0:17:59]   It all makes sense now.[0:18:01]   It's all starting to.[0:18:02]   Maybe the first season we'll wrap up with Jocelyn and then from now on,[0:18:05]   it can just be kind of like Ted Rose's life in LA, kind of like entourage.[0:18:09]   Just follow Ted Rose around.[0:18:11]   Let him do whatever he wants.[0:18:12]   Let him go to stores, get an incidents around town.[0:18:15]   I'm telling you this Tetris.[0:18:17]   Am I saying that right?[0:18:19]   Tetris.[0:18:20]   Ted Rose.[0:18:21]   I like Ted.[0:18:22]   I was looking for his jacket the other day.[0:18:24]   He's wearing these cool windbreak.[0:18:25]   I might start dressing like this, a ponytail.[0:18:27]   I already kind of look like him.[0:18:29]   I'm going to get that long braid.[0:18:31]   I'm going to get those glasses.[0:18:33]   I'm going to get two gold hoops here.[0:18:35]   You kind of have the same head shape as him.[0:18:37]   I'm going to get it tucked in.[0:18:38]   Yeah.[0:18:39]   Especially when I was a little chubbier in the cheat.[0:18:41]   I'm going to get a tucked in windbreaker, some slacks.[0:18:44]   And I'm going to walk around town acting like Ted Rose, my new guide.[0:18:49]   You know, when Kanye left, I was left stranded.[0:18:52]   You know, I didn't know who to be anymore.[0:18:55]   I didn't know who to follow, who to copy.[0:18:58]   And now Ted Rose is like that guy.[0:19:01]   It like clicked.[0:19:02]   And all of a sudden I want to be him.[0:19:04]   I want to, I need him to guide me style wise, guide me behavior wise, you know?[0:19:12]   And now it's gone.[0:19:14]   Of course, they're going to take away the show.[0:19:16]   They're going to make it go.[0:19:17]   You gotta go through the first three episodes.[0:19:18]   Don't argue with them ever about a show.[0:19:20]   They listen to me now because you're reading that damn chat.[0:19:23]   It doesn't matter what they think.[0:19:27]   Okay.[0:19:28]   They agree with you.[0:19:29]   They love Ted Rose.[0:19:30]   Yeah.[0:19:31]   Don't give it, don't tell people, Oh, you got to do this.[0:19:33]   You got to give it three episodes.[0:19:35]   You got to wait.[0:19:36]   Don't do anything.[0:19:37]   If they don't, they can't figure it out.[0:19:38]   They can't figure it out.[0:19:39]   Plus I want Ted Rose all to myself.[0:19:41]   I don't need the whole world loving Ted Rose as I become Ted Rose.[0:19:46]   Okay.[0:19:47]   Ted Rose rules.[0:19:49]   Now I might like the weekend.[0:19:51]   If the weekend wants to carry this Ted Rose character into his life.[0:19:55]   Like I suggested in his comments yesterday.[0:19:58]   Now I'm complimenting him, but it looks like a joke.[0:20:01]   You know, I went in there, I got 26 likes and it's Instagram from a lot of baddies.[0:20:05]   He's got a lot of baddies on that page.[0:20:08]   And I said, listen, uh, I became in love with Ted Rose.[0:20:12]   Please become Ted Rose and live your life like bad and just start acting like him in real life.[0:20:19]   26 likes.[0:20:20]   Pretty good.[0:20:21]   So this was our advice.[0:20:25]   This was our tribute to Ted Rose.[0:20:28]   Want to do a little rise here?[0:20:29]   You know what?[0:20:30]   Um, he's going to eat all this.[0:20:31]   We'll, we'll put this away in the next break.[0:20:33]   Don't forget that.[0:20:34]   Let's do one of my patented rises and then we'll show you some of your favorite idiots.[0:20:39]   Okay.[0:20:40]   The idiots are coming here to the asses.[0:20:43]   Of course, we're not calling the fools anymore.[0:20:46]   They're the, the asses.[0:20:49]   Okay.[0:20:50]   You're going to see a lot of asses today.[0:20:52]   Where do I find the damn song?[0:20:54]   Uh, here we go.[0:20:56]   Sorry.[0:20:57]   I'm a little rusty here.[0:20:58]   I've been watching the idol a lot.[0:21:00]   Okay.[0:21:01]   Here we go.[0:21:02]   This is our first rise of the day.[0:21:03]   Music going.[0:21:04]   Here we are.[0:21:05]   TV time.[0:21:06]   Rise, my friend.[0:21:07]   Rise, my friend.[0:21:09]   Rise, my friend.[0:21:10]   Rise, my friend.[0:21:26]   Rise![0:21:27]   Right?[0:21:31]   Beautiful rise.[0:21:32]   My superpower.[0:21:34]   Remember these things?[0:21:35]   Every time I see poppets, whenever 4th of July starts coming around, I start buying poppets.[0:21:41]   They're not that good.[0:21:45]   The dog's very scared of these.[0:21:46]   You remember poppets?[0:21:47]   Here, can we cut to the closeup cam there?[0:21:51]   Anyone see that?[0:21:52]   They don't really do anything.[0:21:53]   Oh, that one was pretty good.[0:21:55]   Gunpowder![0:21:58]   Poppets all day here on the show today.[0:22:00]   Okay?[0:22:01]   On me.[0:22:02]   Welcome to Red Bar.[0:22:04]   Hope you're having a joyous day so far.[0:22:06]   We've got a lot to, I got to keep looking at these disgusting tacos here.[0:22:10]   We were going to order a nice breakfast, but we thought we would just re-go to Taco Bell anyway.[0:22:14]   Did you see what we had there?[0:22:16]   Show them that on the closeup cam.[0:22:18]   See if we get a nice...[0:22:20]   It's enchiladas![0:22:21]   This is, no, this is very fancy enchilada place.[0:22:26]   This is a fancy enchilada dish.[0:22:28]   I mean, you could say that.[0:22:30]   You could say, oh, we went to a local...[0:22:32]   We went to a local, authentic Mexican place, and this is a whole platter of enchiladas fastinos.[0:22:38]   It wouldn't be no different.[0:22:40]   Enchiladas maracas.[0:22:42]   That's the dish.[0:22:43]   That's what it's called.[0:22:44]   I've eaten all the garnish.[0:22:46]   There it is.[0:22:47]   Okay, we've got an amazing show today.[0:22:48]   We are not talking about the sub.[0:22:50]   Doesn't that break your heart when you turn into Gas Digital?[0:22:53]   And every show is sub, sub, sub.[0:22:55]   Have you seen the thumbnails?[0:22:56]   We should have done a submarine thumbnail compilation today to show you everybody talking about the damn sub and putting the sub in their thumbnail art.[0:23:06]   Imagine that![0:23:07]   If a big sub was here, Mike takes on the sub.[0:23:11]   Mike's big take on the sub.[0:23:13]   And you know what the take is?[0:23:15]   No, go ahead, go ahead.[0:23:16]   I was going to say, I feel like the sub is a great story for Tim Dillon.[0:23:19]   Everybody kind of wants to hear about the sub from Tim.[0:23:22]   Yeah, the sub story was written for Tim Dillon.[0:23:25]   Yes.[0:23:26]   I mean, that couldn't be more up his alley.[0:23:29]   He loves a billionaire's son.[0:23:31]   He sits there and talks.[0:23:32]   Did you see Tim Dillon's new set?[0:23:34]   Oh, I forgot.[0:23:35]   He copied![0:23:37]   Pull it up. Send me episode one, please.[0:23:40]   Never episode two when a fool debuts a new set.[0:23:44]   Always send me episode one because by day two, they fixed a few things.[0:23:49]   Taking fans advice.[0:23:51]   Imagine that.[0:23:52]   You saw our studio.[0:23:53]   We didn't take no damn advice.[0:23:55]   Never would.[0:23:56]   We'd tell you you were wrong.[0:23:58]   You were stupid.[0:23:59]   Before we would ever admit to taking your advice.[0:24:02]   Sorry, just got a little poppers everywhere.[0:24:05]   Yeah, I couldn't stand watching everybody cover the sub.[0:24:08]   And what was their take?[0:24:09]   What was their take?[0:24:10]   Just the same as the news.[0:24:12]   You had a couple?[0:24:13]   Yeah, the same as the news.[0:24:14]   Oh, let me guess.[0:24:16]   It used a gaming controller![0:24:19]   They love the gaming controller thing, huh?[0:24:24]   Oh, let me explain it to you too.[0:24:26]   So the sub used like this Logitech controller and it was-[0:24:31]   But then there's the guy who tells you that actually the military always uses gaming controllers.[0:24:38]   And then those two guys go back and forth.[0:24:40]   And then you have these people.[0:24:43]   It's really disgusting seeing everybody make jokes and just cheer on the death of five people.[0:24:51]   Anna Kaepernicker from Red Scare.[0:24:54]   You can't be that contrarian.[0:24:56]   You can think that to yourself.[0:24:58]   You can't go out and say that.[0:25:00]   And I'll tell you why people are cheering on the death.[0:25:03]   Laughing, making joke after joke about the death.[0:25:06]   You know who didn't like this?[0:25:08]   Philip DeFranco didn't like this.[0:25:10]   He didn't like people joking about the death.[0:25:12]   You know, it's great.[0:25:14]   I'm glad this happened.[0:25:15]   I'm really glad the sub happened.[0:25:17]   Because the last time we all threw our hats in the-[0:25:25]   What do you say that all threw my hat in the pile, the ring?[0:25:27]   Yeah.[0:25:28]   Throw my hat in the ring.[0:25:30]   That's crazy.[0:25:31]   Are you giving away your hat, for God's sakes?[0:25:33]   You're ready to give it up, huh?[0:25:35]   Throwing it in some ring, publicly.[0:25:37]   Can you get it back?[0:25:42]   We had George Floyd-[0:25:44]   Well, not-[0:25:45]   I wish I had a sad sound.[0:25:47]   We had George Floyd's death.[0:25:50]   And that week, America told us there was nothing worse[0:25:54]   than one man losing his life needlessly, right?[0:25:58]   Of course.[0:25:59]   I mean, that really, one man,[0:26:01]   that shut down the nation for four months.[0:26:05]   They call it the summer of Floyd.[0:26:09]   So we were told how precious life is.[0:26:13]   Even a guy like this, George Floyd stealing cigarettes.[0:26:17]   That's tough for me to get over, by the way.[0:26:19]   I'm sorry.[0:26:20]   He stole what?[0:26:21]   One smoke?[0:26:22]   He stole a smoke?[0:26:23]   Fuck that shit.[0:26:26]   But we were told that week when George Floyd died[0:26:29]   that there was nothing more precious than a life.[0:26:31]   The whole world had to stop for the one life.[0:26:36]   And then you see the sub[0:26:37]   and you see everybody joking about five lives.[0:26:41]   Not seeming to care about five lives.[0:26:45]   So then they go,[0:26:46]   okay, well then it's official.[0:26:48]   Nobody actually does care about death.[0:26:52]   That's good.[0:26:53]   Nobody really cares about other people[0:26:54]   or if they're going to die.[0:26:56]   They only care about it when it's something that[0:26:59]   maybe that could happen to them.[0:27:02]   You know, like they're never going to go on a sub.[0:27:04]   They're never going to be a billionaire on a sub[0:27:06]   and they would never do that anyways, Jules,[0:27:08]   because it's so stupid.[0:27:10]   Right?[0:27:11]   Right.[0:27:12]   They're going to go down to the ocean to see a pole[0:27:16]   that would be nice.[0:27:18]   My dream, it's always been my dream to drive[0:27:20]   for 250 hours to the bottom of the sea[0:27:23]   to see a nice pole covered in some grit.[0:27:26]   So yeah, we're not going to do that, right?[0:27:28]   So then the death doesn't really matter.[0:27:30]   But you're also probably not going to steal cigarettes.[0:27:34]   It's more likely that you'll be out there smoking probably.[0:27:39]   And they worry about cops.[0:27:41]   People worry about, well, a cop could pull me over.[0:27:43]   Maybe they could kill me.[0:27:44]   I'm black.[0:27:45]   A cop might kill me.[0:27:47]   But yeah, nobody's going to go into a sub so we don't care.[0:27:51]   So what does this prove?[0:27:52]   That we only really care about stuff that's going to kill us.[0:27:57]   This is a great find.[0:27:59]   I'm so glad that you're all on the same page with me.[0:28:02]   Now we could get back into those,[0:28:05]   oh, I had this great sound effect.[0:28:07]   Because now it shouldn't matter that trans people[0:28:09]   are coming for the kids.[0:28:11]   Oh, wait, I got it.[0:28:12]   Give me that.[0:28:13]   Give me that.[0:28:14]   There's this great clip.[0:28:15]   Next up, next up.[0:28:16]   Next up, listen to this.[0:28:20]   But yes, the story was perfect for Tim Dillon.[0:28:22]   And that's about it.[0:28:23]   You don't really need to hear Luis J. Gomez's take about the sub.[0:28:27]   No offense.[0:28:28]   You don't need to hear Christy Stefano's take about the sub.[0:28:33]   Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joe Rogan.[0:28:36]   Oh, Joe Rogan.[0:28:38]   Joe Rogan had the best episode he's ever had.[0:28:41]   Well, he had the best three minutes he's ever had.[0:28:45]   He was wearing a furry suit with Duncan Trussell.[0:28:48]   I'll tell you this.[0:28:49]   Joe Rogan as a furry, funny and cool.[0:28:53]   Funny and cool.[0:28:55]   Joe Rogan was dressed as a furry.[0:28:57]   He would kill every word out of his mouth with the furry hat on.[0:29:01]   Worked.[0:29:02]   He was funny.[0:29:03]   It was the first time I ever laughed at Rogan.[0:29:07]   He was cute.[0:29:08]   It was the first time I ever thought,[0:29:10]   he's cute.[0:29:12]   So.[0:29:15]   Rogan rules now.[0:29:16]   OK, where is this next up?[0:29:18]   Here we go.[0:29:19]   Yeah, this is what I wanted to play.[0:29:20]   We're supposed to have this as a soundboard clip.[0:29:23]   Here you go.[0:29:24]   Kill that music.[0:29:26]   I got it.[0:29:27]   Oh, I got to sign in with Twitter.[0:29:29]   It's saying, wait, maybe it'll let me.[0:29:31]   Is this right?[0:29:32]   Explore.[0:29:35]   Don't tell me I got to sign in with Twitter.[0:29:37]   That's terrible.[0:29:38]   Is there any other way you could get me this video?[0:29:40]   I don't have a Twitter.[0:29:41]   Does this link work?[0:29:42]   I texted it to you.[0:29:43]   You got to sign in with Twitter.[0:29:45]   That's Tim Dylan we've got.[0:29:46]   We're going to show you Tim Dylan's new set here in a second.[0:29:49]   Let's see if this one works.[0:29:52]   Yes.[0:29:53]   Yes, it does.[0:29:54]   Hold on.[0:29:55]   Let me pause real wide.[0:29:56]   I'm not going to show you the video footage.[0:29:57]   We wanted to have this as a soundboard drop.[0:29:59]   This is where.[0:30:00]   Here I go.[0:30:01]   I love this.[0:30:02]   Listen.[0:30:03]   Listen.[0:30:09]   We're coming for your children.[0:30:11]   We're here.[0:30:12]   We're queer.[0:30:13]   We're coming for your children.[0:30:17]   The world's finally starting to act like this red bar.[0:30:22]   This is killing people, right?[0:30:24]   Look at this.[0:30:25]   It's the gay pride parade.[0:30:27]   You won't catch me there.[0:30:28]   You won't catch me dead there.[0:30:31]   We're here.[0:30:32]   We're queer.[0:30:33]   We're coming for the children.[0:30:37]   Is this going to be.[0:30:38]   Is this a bad idea?[0:30:40]   Do you think they're going to get in trouble for that?[0:30:42]   You think Matt Walsh is going to send somebody to kill them?[0:30:45]   Look at it.[0:30:46]   I like this one.[0:30:48]   Imagine Matt Walsh watching this.[0:30:53]   Imagine how disgusted Michael.[0:30:55]   Michael Knowles.[0:30:58]   Michael Knowles wouldn't even care.[0:31:00]   He'd have a big grin watching this.[0:31:02]   But yeah, imagine Ben Shapiro watching this.[0:31:11]   So I believe him too and so does the internet.[0:31:14]   Every single person on Twitter was like, well, here it is.[0:31:17]   Here it is, guys.[0:31:18]   You admitted it.[0:31:19]   You needed proof?[0:31:20]   Look no further.[0:31:21]   There it is.[0:31:22]   They're coming for the kids.[0:31:23]   I love that.[0:31:24]   To me, that's the funniest joke.[0:31:26]   Funniest joke in the world is this kid stuff.[0:31:28]   I do this stuff all the time with Sam Tripoli.[0:31:31]   Thank you.[0:31:33]   Sam Tripoli, of course.[0:31:34]   Remember my fine work with Sam Tripoli's kids?[0:31:37]   You know, they caught Sam Tripoli talking about somebody's kids the other day.[0:31:43]   Pull that up next.[0:31:45]   In the meantime, I'll show you Tim Dillon's set.[0:31:48]   We could look over this.[0:31:50]   He's copying me, of course.[0:31:51]   He got a city background.[0:31:55]   I don't really like that,[0:31:56]   but he still managed to really screw it up.[0:31:59]   I liked his old set better.[0:32:01]   He didn't have that long enough.[0:32:02]   The cacti land.[0:32:04]   Remember the big cactuses and the windmills everywhere?[0:32:07]   What did that represent, by the way?[0:32:10]   What did the cactuses?[0:32:12]   He's never lived in the desert.[0:32:16]   Sorry, I'm going.[0:32:18]   It was because of his cactus incident, right?[0:32:19]   Maybe. Remember when he was at an Airbnb one time he broke a cactus and they billed him for that?[0:32:28]   He fell into a cactus.[0:32:30]   He's like that big fat fuck from the barbecue showdown.[0:32:35]   Fell into a cactus.[0:32:37]   Look how Tim opens his show.[0:32:40]   So it starts out, it's all dark and you still see the stars from the last set, right?[0:32:46]   But you can tell something's different here.[0:32:47]   You've got these fence posts and you've got this white pole.[0:32:53]   It looks like some kind of cheap balcony that you would see in a puppet show or a play, right?[0:32:59]   Well, watch what he does. Watch with this little...[0:33:02]   Keep your eyes directly in the center of the screen.[0:33:06]   Watch this.[0:33:08]   Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.[0:33:11]   And that's the big reveal. Did you see that?[0:33:13]   He was nervous during that. He was just nervous as I was doing the Tetris.[0:33:19]   For his big reveal. Did you see that?[0:33:23]   That was... His heart was thumping during this.[0:33:26]   You might have missed it.[0:33:28]   Here's the big reveal. So it starts out dark.[0:33:31]   All you see is some stars and you might even see...[0:33:35]   His designer sunglasses that he accidentally bought.[0:33:39]   I'll keep... I'll say he accidentally bought these.[0:33:45]   Why does he do that? Why can't he pick out sunglasses or shirts?[0:33:49]   What is so hard for him? He always buys expensive stuff.[0:33:52]   He's making expensive stuff seem really stupid.[0:33:55]   Because his listeners, if this is their only interaction with expensive stuff,[0:33:59]   they might think expensive stuff is getting really, really stupid.[0:34:03]   Why does he pick out the worst of the worst?[0:34:05]   I think that he purposefully picked out the sunglasses.[0:34:07]   These are his glasses.[0:34:09]   He kind of started making fun of him because they're so stupid.[0:34:12]   So then he went over the top.[0:34:14]   The rainbow ones and the super big ones.[0:34:16]   So he picked out. He fucked up by accident and got really bad, shitty, queer sunglasses.[0:34:23]   Like he thought expensive means cool.[0:34:26]   He bought the wacky ones. He wore them. They made fun of him.[0:34:30]   And now he owns it.[0:34:32]   It's similar to like how Tom Segura...[0:34:34]   You know at the beginning of your mom's house they play an intro music bed.[0:34:37]   For four or five minutes.[0:34:40]   It goes on way too long. It's because one time,[0:34:43]   the first time they debuted that it was stupidly, foolishly too long.[0:34:49]   And the fans made fun of them.[0:34:51]   They go, oh that intro song is so long. That's so corny. That's so shitty.[0:34:54]   So what did Tom do? Oh yeah. He bought the bit.[0:34:58]   Now he owns it.[0:35:00]   And now they double down pretending that it was...[0:35:03]   That was their plan all along to just do something really stupid and retarded.[0:35:09]   Very similar to what Tim Dillon has done with the sunglasses.[0:35:12]   This is not the way to go.[0:35:14]   You can admit that I do this all the time. Almost every day.[0:35:18]   Almost every minute. You know me.[0:35:21]   I'm going, the fans are right. I was wrong.[0:35:23]   Makeover.[0:35:25]   Do-over.[0:35:27]   So Tim, there's nothing wrong with it, but here's his big...[0:35:30]   Watch this. This is where he pops up.[0:35:32]   Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show.[0:35:35]   And then the lights go on and then he pretends that nothing has changed really.[0:35:40]   We are very sorry. It's taken us a long time to get these episodes out for you.[0:35:46]   You know, we are late. We're day late here.[0:35:48]   We took off last week because we had two bears with Tom Segura.[0:35:52]   If you've not listened to that, you should.[0:35:54]   And our Patreon episode...[0:35:56]   He's going to talk about the new set here.[0:35:58]   We're just finishing up a little bit of a studio revamp.[0:36:01]   And the last few shows on this first...[0:36:05]   I wish somebody made a show.[0:36:07]   Wait, this could be good business for us.[0:36:09]   We make like a little YouTube show about all the design makeovers in podcasts.[0:36:15]   Set World.[0:36:17]   I love this.[0:36:19]   Set World.[0:36:21]   There's no O.[0:36:23]   World.[0:36:26]   Like joke world.[0:36:28]   Exactly.[0:36:29]   Perfect. So here's his new shot. He's got this big...[0:36:32]   I guess he's out by the airport at one of those big towers by the airport where they watch the planes go.[0:36:38]   That's what it looks like he's in, right?[0:36:40]   He's in one of those big Seahawk towers.[0:36:42]   Air traffic control.[0:36:44]   An air traffic control tower.[0:36:46]   And he's got this big white desk and he's really zoomed out.[0:36:50]   We don't know why. Like the framing should be like this.[0:36:55]   Like that should be the framing, right? You see that zoom?[0:36:58]   I just fixed his whole show. Don't tell him that.[0:36:59]   You can't use my corrections, by the way.[0:37:02]   When we do stuff like this, you can't use...[0:37:05]   We'll sue for the consultant's fee.[0:37:07]   But this is his frame.[0:37:09]   This is his shot. Look at that.[0:37:11]   Look how wide... Why does it need...[0:37:13]   Because he wanted to show you the new custom does...[0:37:18]   Guys, custom doesn't matter if it looks terrible.[0:37:23]   Custom only works if it came out really good.[0:37:26]   Please stop with the custom.[0:37:27]   You guys can't do custom.[0:37:30]   They had a desk builder come in.[0:37:32]   Look at this broadcast. It looks just like TV now.[0:37:37]   They build these sets. They're like,[0:37:39]   we're going to do this amazing new podcast set.[0:37:41]   They put together everything like it's a room.[0:37:44]   Right when it's completely finished.[0:37:46]   Then they're like, okay, where do we put the camera?[0:37:48]   Exactly. They don't build the shot.[0:37:51]   You set up the camera first and then you design the shot.[0:37:55]   These people design a room.[0:37:57]   By the time they throw the cameras down,[0:38:00]   it's not really right.[0:38:02]   It's not really set up right.[0:38:04]   So this is the beautiful shot you get.[0:38:06]   Please don't fix anything, Tim.[0:38:08]   Here, I'll show you again.[0:38:10]   This is how it probably should be, right? Like that.[0:38:12]   Fixed. Now, why can't they do this?[0:38:15]   You know what they did?[0:38:17]   These guys also love screwing their cameras into the wall.[0:38:22]   Oh, yes. These guys love that.[0:38:24]   You'll see all these studio shots.[0:38:25]   People got their cameras on some janky Amazon mount.[0:38:29]   You know, screw it in with one drywall anchor and four regular screws.[0:38:34]   It's half hanging down and they've got these little arms and then the cameras.[0:38:38]   Isn't that slick? The cameras.[0:38:40]   No, sorry.[0:38:42]   Having the camera permanently screwed into a wall is not cool.[0:38:46]   And that's what they end up with.[0:38:49]   You know what's a great example?[0:38:51]   Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy.[0:38:53]   She's making 60 million on Spotify.[0:38:57]   60 million dollar deal.[0:38:59]   And then she just did this video about building her new set and then they built the whole set.[0:39:03]   And then they were like, I guess we could put the cameras like on the bookshelf.[0:39:06]   Yes. They put the camera, they hid the cameras in the bookshelf.[0:39:09]   People think if you see a camera, you're done.[0:39:11]   You're exposed. If the viewer sees a camera, we're fucked.[0:39:15]   So they hide cameras in bookshelves and they screw them to walls and they're getting these shots,[0:39:20]   these shots that were, you can't find these shots in a history book.[0:39:25]   In a film history book, these shots don't exist.[0:39:28]   They're making up their own shots.[0:39:30]   Oh my God. It's so much more zoomed out than I even thought.[0:39:33]   Look how wide. Wait.[0:39:35]   Go to like 18 minutes.[0:39:37]   Yeah. And this isn't part of my world here. This is part of his desk.[0:39:40]   I don't know. Go to 18 seconds.[0:39:42]   I was just going to show you how it looks when he shows a video.[0:39:44]   It's so tight. Or 18 minutes. 18 minutes.[0:39:46]   Just how you can see a video. They're like right there.[0:39:48]   Look at this. Then he puts the video, look at where the video is.[0:39:52]   So he does what the newsman does, where they just overlay. Nothing looks cheaper to me.[0:39:57]   People go, Mike, why do you have this TV?[0:39:59]   Nothing looks cheaper to me than when you just overlay a tiny video screen in OBS.[0:40:06]   OBS?[0:40:08]   My OBS.[0:40:13]   OBS. It's this free broadcast software that everybody's using.[0:40:17]   And a frameless little overlay as well.[0:40:21]   But don't do a frame because everybody who does these frames, they all screw that up too.[0:40:26]   Don't attempt to do a frame around this window. You'll just ruin it.[0:40:31]   So there it is. That little tiny video. But why not like this?[0:40:34]   Why wouldn't you have it something like that?[0:40:37]   It looks amazing.[0:40:39]   Now it looks great and everybody can see, but no, we got to be all the way back here.[0:40:42]   And this white tabletop, nobody realizes that you could decorate the top of your table.[0:40:49]   You know, it doesn't need to be blank.[0:40:52]   I'm surprised you didn't put shelving units.[0:40:55]   Do you see crystal ball and Amish on grad?[0:40:59]   What are they called? The Americans? What is this? Seriously?[0:41:04]   Uh, what does that show called with crystal ball? Breaking points.[0:41:08]   Yeah. They did a whole set design and then they put two shelves here with the same table.[0:41:12]   The target plants is Tim Dylan. Everybody goes to target.[0:41:16]   Oh, there's a cactus there. Okay. That's okay. That's not a target plant.[0:41:21]   So this is a cactus to commemorate his old, his old space that we all know and love.[0:41:27]   And what's the polar bear about? Is that some funny bit?[0:41:30]   Everybody likes a little tchotchke to, uh, to commemorate, you know, something from the show.[0:41:37]   It's pretty cool. So there's the newest says he thinks the wide shot makes him look thinner.[0:41:42]   I wonder if that's what it is. I'm thinking that he wanted everybody to see the work that was put into this new desk, you know?[0:41:50]   So let's go wide so we could really show off that the desk is big.[0:41:53]   Otherwise, if you're zoomed in, they just think that could be some shitty table and not a custom desk that we made.[0:41:58]   How about just don't make the top of the table white, the stupidest looking color on screen.[0:42:02]   Why would you make it white? Why are these people in two bears, one cave? They all have the same kind of stuff.[0:42:06]   I, Hey, listen, I'm not asking for it to be good. I don't want it to be right now. I got the top set.[0:42:13]   Okay. And I don't want to have to redo all this again in six months.[0:42:18]   So, uh, yeah, let's just thank our lucky stars. They're doing this table is so white and her scene is so overexposed that she like puts all her cups and stuff and it just disappears into the table.[0:42:29]   And there's a white glob that radiates through the entire room.[0:42:32]   We're looking like a diarrhea shithole. Everything is orange and shit diarrhea.[0:42:37]   Just five seconds before the show, he puts on that shirt and he's like, it's too brown.[0:42:41]   It's too brown. And then I'm going, I got this Amber kick light here. Oh, is the Amber making it too, it's too orange. I got this orange chair.[0:42:49]   There's shit brown dust, there's shit brown shirt, there's orange shit.[0:42:53]   I think you look really cool and that shirt is awesome.[0:42:56]   Well, I got this shirt. This is real vintage. We only buy the real vintage shirts. Now do not go out and buy I'm against Hawaiian shirts normally, unless there are these thick.[0:43:08]   If you see this here, you want to zoom in, go to that close camp. Can you see how thick this material is?[0:43:15]   It's not that thin. That was a pretty good shot. It's not that thin, junky, wrinkly stuff. In fact, this shirt won't wrinkle. Look, no wrinkles.[0:43:26]   This is made out of thick actual shirt material. He promised me it was from the real seventies.[0:43:31]   When you go to the vintage store, the good vintage stores, not those shitty salvation armies. You got to go to like one where it's an old hip man.[0:43:39]   He's picked out everything. Everything's $300 or more.[0:43:42]   But old clothes were thick. They were nice. They were structured. They didn't wrinkle. Now everybody's using that.[0:43:51]   Even the expensive brands are using the same stuff. Zara uses that thin, thin, wrinkly, shiny.[0:43:59]   But you can't wash.[0:44:01]   You can't wash it. You wash it once. It rolls up in a little ball. So do not buy those. Men do not look good in thin, thin shirts.[0:44:09]   Unless it's the beach and you're going for that Greek feel. You don't want to be in a thin shirt. You want to be in a thick, thick, thick.[0:44:18]   But the colors to me of this are off.[0:44:22]   But better than Tim. I mean, look at this. A polo sport hoodie. He doesn't need to dress like this.[0:44:30]   The polo sport hoodie. I get it. He wants to keep the Ralph Lauren thing going because he used to wear those washed blue navy blue polos all the time. Remember that?[0:44:43]   So he thinks his thing now, Jules, is polo. Ralph Lauren. Remember because he used to always wear the blue polo.[0:44:51]   So he goes, what's my thing? I got to say, I got to stick with Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren has a really nice shirt. What's going on?[0:45:00]   Let's just say it got through. The thing we've been waiting for all week. Well, what do we do? Do we got to, why don't you proof watch that just real quickly?[0:45:09]   We've got something really big coming up today that we've been working on all weekend. I won't mention it.[0:45:13]   Okay. Anyways, but okay. That's a different thing. Something very big coming up that we've been working on all weekend.[0:45:21]   It looks amazing. I I'm so excited. We've been spending a lot of money this week to get some bits done around here.[0:45:27]   So then what does he have? What's the hat here too?[0:45:30]   Well, there's a lot of good stuff at Ralph Lauren you could get. There's a lot of wacky stuff that a fat gay guy, especially he could be wearing.[0:45:38]   He could be wearing a cool shirt like this. He chooses not to. He chooses to keep wearing the Navy and he thinks this is the same thing because polo polo sport.[0:45:49]   It's really not working for you. Hire a stylist, please. For the love of God, $220,000 a month to dress like this.[0:45:59]   And yeah, those are the sunglasses we're talking about. These are not, I don't want you guys to go, I guess I don't get designer.[0:46:05]   I guess I don't understand this either. You do understand designer. These are, nobody's wearing these. Maybe Leo Skeppy is wearing a pair of shades like this.[0:46:15]   Okay. Google, uh, Trevi Moran, Leo Skeppy, people like this. Uh, what's the other guy's name? Omarwe might wear something like this, but this is not acceptable.[0:46:27]   So when you see Tim, don't let him try to pretend that he just knows more about luxury goods than you. He's very, very bad at it. Okay.[0:46:36]   Um, yeah, like Jules was saying, we have been working on something all week. Uh, should we show them that now? Should we just get into that or?[0:46:47]   I don't know. Should we save it for a little later? I don't think it's going anywhere. Just don't mention it just in case.[0:46:53]   Okay. Yeah. We'll do little ones first. We've been working on something all week to try to view.[0:46:59]   It was very difficult to act. And, uh, I don't know if you remember last show too. We've, so we've got that and we just got our answer on that. We thought this was a dead bit.[0:47:08]   Okay. We were working on something, cost us a lot of money this week. We thought it was a dead bit because of a problem we had, but Jules just got information saying we are good to go on this bit that we thought was dead.[0:47:21]   So this is very exciting. That's what we're doing over here. Back over here, we're going to show you Sam Tripoli saying that retarded kids are hot.[0:47:31]   Oh wow. That doesn't seem like him.[0:47:33]   They got a clip. I can't even believe it. He was so mad at me for insinuating that his two kids were retards.[0:47:41]   He's the one to hold them. He's holding two kids, googly eyes, two helmets. One kid's looking over here. The other kid's looking in space and he's, uh, and he's got the two dead kids with the, uh, the helmets on straight from the, straight from the, um, the pregnancy straight from the birth.[0:48:00]   They've already got their helmets on corrective helmets because they came out all wrong. They didn't do it right. The mom was drinking. Sam was on God knows what, and Sam's genetics. Even if Sam was a sober person, Sam Tripoli, his genetics can't, you don't want to be making a kid with that.[0:48:19]   This kid's going to come out ugly and goofy, even if he never touched a drug in its whole life. And then he paired up with what? The old woman? Who did he have these kids with? God knows.[0:48:30]   They came out messed up, man. I mean, these kids, I don't even think these kids are going to be able to talk when they grow up. You know, this is like tiny. You remember tiny from, uh, uh, the devil's rejects or, uh, the house of a thousand corpses tiny.[0:48:48]   They always have, you know, the murderers who live on the farm, always have this retired son who's got super strength. It's like those kinds of kids. So we talked about that.[0:48:59]   You might be like, that's so mean. How do you say that kids saying something like that is the only, well, he said that not us, not us. That's what Sam has always said to us.[0:49:10]   Yes. Sam got very mad. We all know how mad Sam got, you know, he's literally threatening to murder, threatening the kill. Got to come up for air. Sometimes Mike, he's going to write those wrongs. He's going to, so it's kind of shocking to see what he said today. Here he is, Sam Tripoli.[0:49:33]   And this is from the, uh, number 91 of one of his shows sandwich Tripoli. It says, uh, this is what he said. This was sent to us. We couldn't believe it when we heard it.[0:49:48]   Bush. Well, word is George Bush is drinking a lot because of Dick Cheney, George Bush, Dick Cheney ruined his name. So he's like, Oh, he really worried about his legacy. Oh yeah. Well, it's like, he's done. He can't even go to a game without people.[0:50:02]   Yeah. Now he's drinking hard. He's hitting the sauce. His granddaughter still looked like they got the downs. Like, are they hot downs people?[0:50:11]   His granddaughter. That's even younger than a kid. Granddaughter. That's even more offensive. Do not talk about my grandkids.[0:50:22]   That's what every tough guy thinks is like the ultimate rule. They all think they made up this rule. Dude. Talk about my kids. Fuck. Nobody talks about my kid.[0:50:34]   If you heard this rule that they've come up with kids are off limits. That's where we draw the line as a culture, right? Well, we love the kids. The kids are so wonderful. They're going to grow up. Great.[0:50:45]   Here he is talking about people's kids looking hot and retarded. So they're sexualizing the retards. I did the same thing to his kids. I sexualized.[0:50:57]   He told me that was wrong. I sexualized his retard kids. Let me reiterate. Let me repeat this. I said sexual stuff about the retard kids of his.[0:51:10]   And now he's sexualizing people that he's calling retards as well. Here it is.[0:51:17]   Yeah. Now he's drinking hard. He's hitting the sauce. His granddaughters still look like they got the downs. Like, are they hot downs people? Have you ever seen the Bush granddaughters?[0:51:29]   Talking about somebody's kids. Oh no, it's his daughters. Oh, somebody's daughters. They look like hot downs chicks. Have you seen this like hot downs?[0:51:39]   Oh, you're going to have to come up for air sometime, Sam. Yeah. Right. Uh, I mean, no, they're not bad, dude. Oh yeah. Come on. That one.[0:51:47]   You tell Sam, Mike's looking for you. Mike from red bar. You tell Sam Mike from red bars looking for you. You heard what you said about Bush's kids and he's going to make you say that to his face.[0:52:01]   Okay. We'll see if you have that same energy face to face.[0:52:06]   George W. Maybe I will tell Bush. Maybe I will tell the man. Imagine that he'd be crushed with all that he's got on his plate right now. Fuck that.[0:52:19]   Speaking of shitty kids, which is actually kind of a theme of today's episode. Oh, you should quickly show this Phillip to Franco post.[0:52:27]   Yeah. Where's that? Where can I find that next up? Yeah. Phillip DeFranco's wife. Do you guys know Liz DeFranco?[0:52:35]   Now, Liz DeFranco rules. I was blocked by Phillip DeFranco's wife, Liz DeFranco. You might think I did something bad. I didn't just a few paragraphs about Phillip in her comment section for a couple of years.[0:52:53]   Day after day, year after year. I used to love really doing that going on Instagram. You wake up in the morning, you just write the worst thing that you could think of about what they're showing you. The worst thing you could think of of their family.[0:53:06]   It's not, people don't like that. Nobody likes reading those nasty comments. So I was blocked by Liz DeFranco. I didn't do anything.[0:53:17]   I think I'm blocked by Phillip DeFranco. If I'm not mistaken, I was blocked by him a long time ago. I was muted by Phillip DeFranco on YouTube and his comment section years and years and years ago.[0:53:31]   Yeah. I remember while I was suffering with my horrible disease, I was in bed and I remember not having any way to contact Phillip DeFranco.[0:53:43]   I remember that. I remember going, I can't even tell this guy what I think. I got to watch his damn show every day. I can't say a word to him. It was driving me nuts.[0:53:53]   Looks like I got the last laugh here though. Cause Liz DeFranco has been posting this.[0:54:00]   This actually made me mad.[0:54:01]   This is bad. Yeah, this is bad. So Phillip DeFranco has got two pretty much retarded kids too. His kids can't really talk. They're like 10 years old. How old are the kids?[0:54:13]   Does it say in this post, Jules, how old his kids are? They're older than 10. And they're those kinds of kids that walk around and they go, like Markey. Remember that kid Markey? I watched bathe while I babysat him.[0:54:30]   I don't like a kid. I've explained this many times when I was a kid. This is how we talk. Hey dad, can we go to the movie theater or maybe go to blockbuster video and get some very clear, very normal.[0:54:42]   But there's these kids who've got like missing teeth and spaced out teeth and messy hair. And they claim that they're fine. They're not retarded. They're getting straight A's.[0:54:53]   But the kids are walking around going, can we please? And they've got like a crust around their mouth. A little crust.[0:55:03]   You're 15. You're 15. You got to clear up your speech kid. You got to enunciate in the parents are laughing. Look at my little kid. It's not cute.[0:55:17]   So here he's seen a Miranda sings nephew. Now that's a kid. That kid is great. That kid is great. Miranda sings his nephew. We'll show you him. I've been watching him all week, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.[0:55:33]   This is what Miranda sings. Miranda sings, Colleen Ballinger. She's actually very funny. Seriously. I meant to tell people that we're all ready to go. Oh, she sucks. She's annoying. She's cringe. You weren't watching. Give her a year. I was watching her. She's got a thing.[0:55:50]   I'll tell you, I'll set that up for later. She's got a thing. This comedy she does. It's very good. If you like red bar, you're going to love Miranda sings because she's got someone up for sleep. Just like me. All right. I'll show you this first. This is Liz DeFranco. This came out a couple of weeks ago. Here she is. Beautiful, lipless Liz.[0:56:11]   That's about as big as her lips have ever looked, by the way. They almost look really beautiful there. Aren't those some beautiful lips? Cheap, cheap, cheap Sam Seder co-host lips. You ever seen? What's Sam Seder's woman called? Emma Vigeland lips.[0:56:34]   You mean Lauren Eastern? Lauren Eastern. Uh, that Sam Seder's co-host. You've ever seen this broad, that thin lipped flat chested fuck. Not joking about all that stuff though, but she should get the upper lip injection. Sam Seder's co-host, right? And this woman. That's who it's for. Okay. It wasn't for Kylie Jenner who's got these beautiful, beautiful, uh, publicist from the idol size lips.[0:57:05]   You know, or the manager from the idol, the big black woman who I love now. What is that actress's name? Destiny. That's the character's name. She's worked her whole life for that role and she's finally there. But yeah. Uh, yeah. It wasn't meant for people like that. So they've ruined lip injections. All the models have all those messed up lips. She can't get the lips because Philly spent all the money on his teeth.[0:57:26]   That's just a fact.[0:57:28]   So Phillip is, uh, obsessed and, uh, more than obsessed. He's got, what's called bodied ish morphe. And now it's crossing over to the kids. His kids are becoming as pathetic as the dad. And this is that little kid who walks around and goes, can we go get bikes today?[0:57:47]   Great son. Don't you love my son? Isn't he great? No. Your son's acting really slow for a son. That's nothing to laugh at and play with.[0:57:58]   We wouldn't even know this if you just followed normal son behavior and didn't spread. Exactly. So this is what they're posting again. We're not out to get your kids.[0:58:10]   You're posting them. You're putting your kids out here and I'm showing you what could happen when a guy like me comes in contact with them kids.[0:58:23]   So this is what this should teach the parents a lesson. If you don't want a guy like me zooming in on your kid here, you can't be posting this publicly on the internet.[0:58:33]   And the kid in this photo, we'll show you why it's not just this photo. It's a caption. The kid is drinking coffee, dark roast Sumatra.[0:58:44]   This is at least a grande. It's got an extra shot of espresso and it's a Sumatra. This is a very dark, no, this is a light roast.[0:58:55]   It's got that. Yeah, it's a very light roast. It's got a lot of caffeine. This is death wish coffee. Okay. They got the kid drink a death wish coffee.[0:59:07]   And it's also a red eye. So it's coffee with, they drop a shot glass of espresso in the coffee. It starts foaming up and you've got to chug it down real quick.[0:59:15]   That's what the kid's drinking. It's a death wish red eye. Okay. You can barely find these anymore.[0:59:20]   Here's the caption. This, do we have some sad music we could play in the background? Maybe something we'll see Liz DeFranco. This has 16,000 likes. I can't imagine.[0:59:32]   If I've posted something that got 16,000 likes, you wouldn't see me. I'd be in the Bahamas celebrating the likes. Okay.[0:59:39]   Liz DeFranco posts that picture of her kid drinking coffee and says this.[0:59:47]   With 2.5 weeks of school left, I pulled Trey out. He has been relentlessly bullied and harassed for the last two years by the same few kids.[1:00:02]   Aside from apologies, the school has done nothing about it. The final straw came last Friday when he was physically assaulted twice in the same day.[1:00:14]   We got no incident report despite Trey asking a teacher for help. That was the seventh time he has been physically assaulted at this school.[1:00:24]   So to cheer him up, we are taking a trip to see the grandparents. I have no idea where he and Carter are going to go to school next year, but I could definitely say where they won't be going.[1:00:39]   Thank you, Liz DeFranco.[1:00:42]   Wow.[1:00:46]   Might as well show the picture of your kid's micro penis.[1:00:53]   Imagine that. Imagine if your mom posted that about you and you're sitting there drinking coffee and you're already getting bullied.[1:01:02]   Seventeen times he's been sexually assaulted by the cool kids. Get me those kids' phone numbers.[1:01:08]   Okay. Xander, can you find me the kids that are bullying him? I want to send them some money.[1:01:14]   Am I allowed to do that? Pay kids as a reward for bullying some other kid?[1:01:20]   We were talking about this the other day. What these parents don't realize is they're like, oh, I'm just posting a picture of my kid doing something cute. Who could bully my kid for this?[1:01:28]   When you're in school as a kid, there's the cool kids and then there's the nerds and the bullies are going to find no matter what.[1:01:38]   If your dad is wearing the wrong color pants for the school, you're fucked. That could ruin you. Remember, I took the most popular kid in school. His name was Brian.[1:01:47]   And Brian was the most popular kid in school. He had a hundred friends. And Brian sat at the cool kids' lunch table. So did I, by the way.[1:01:59]   Okay. There were three cool tables. I was in the third coolest from the top. Bronze. So the three cool tables, everybody else basically doesn't exist in the school.[1:02:08]   If you can't figure out how to hang with the core group during seventh and eighth, you've got something missing.[1:02:13]   So I'm at the third coolest table and I see this guy, Brian, who I'm friends with, by the way, he was a sports kid, sports hero of the school.[1:02:25]   Oh yeah. He tolerated me. I hung out in his garage hundreds of times, but I never really liked this kid. Okay. He was too sports for me.[1:02:36]   So I noticed this motherfucker again, he's got, he's friends with all the girls, friends with all the guys. This is seventh or eighth grade.[1:02:44]   He's sitting there and he's wearing a t-shirt. It's all worn out. The collars all worn out and baggy, right?[1:02:54]   The collar was all baggy. Remember this word baggy. And it was hanging off his little kid's shoulder, looking like a blouse, nigga.[1:03:06]   So I simply, I turned to another friend, you know, mutual friend. I go, it just mirrors. His brain got a baggy collar.[1:03:19]   That's all it fucking took. Everybody started pulling their shirt aside and going, Hey, I'm Brian. Two weeks later, we're all, Hey, I'm Brian baggy.[1:03:29]   He was hated. He went from the top to the bottom. People used to call me man. Shoulders.[1:03:34]   So it doesn't take much. That's why I like it. But I mean, think about it this way. When you're like 13 or 12 at exactly that age, you can't even get your mom to drop you off at the movie theater.[1:03:58]   That would be horribly embarrassing. If your mom is seen within the years from sixth to eighth grade, you're fucked.[1:04:07]   You can't have people see your mom.[1:04:11]   That exact age that Philip DeFranco's kid is mom stuff.[1:04:15]   I hope the kids start doing a speed bag to his face the next day at school.[1:04:20]   Yo bro. So the post, I hate that fucking kid. I'm glad he's getting bullied. Hey, listen, if I hate the dad, I'm going to hate the kid. That's just who I am.[1:04:32]   The kid is not innocent. He's not nice. He's from Philip DeFranco.[1:04:38]   That's all you need to know. Very cool. Very funny. I, and Liz should be in trouble for that. That should be a cancelable offense.[1:04:45]   Believe me, the kids are already starting to come out. I've been saying this for years when the family channel started, when the Instagram mom started every model on Instagram, all the nudie models.[1:04:58]   That's what they are to me. Any woman who's showing skin on Instagram is just known as one class of person, nudie model.[1:05:04]   What the nudie models all do now is they turn 26 or they turn 29 and now they're inviting a beautiful child into the world of their nude pictures.[1:05:20]   So now it's, they can't wait to have a kid because they've been posting for three years. It's getting a little boring. Avocado toast, those stupid vacation pictures.[1:05:29]   How many of the bikinis could you wear? It's getting silly. Do you notice a lot of the Instagram models, they jump up to 800,000 because they got a lot of rear end shots.[1:05:42]   And once they get up to 800,000, they think they could stop showing the backyard as much. Have you seen this?[1:05:49]   And now it's just, they think it's just a cool Instagram with just them and their friends. And then they just show them in just adult outfits and just go into dinner.[1:05:57]   No, no, no. I get mad at that. I get mad when I see an Instagram model. You lured us in with the backyard and the nudity.[1:06:07]   And now you're just a regular lady. The most I ever see is in some yoga pants. And you think this is fine.[1:06:14]   I wish people would, I wish people would voice, uh, I haven't seen the backyard in 15 days here.[1:06:22]   This is like me slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly stopping saying the N word. Very similar to that. I lure you in with this N word and oh, he's not saying it as much, you know, he's not sticking to his roots.[1:06:39]   I think that's something, do you ever notice this? These Instagram models, you start, it's like, why are you, the last 20 pictures, you're fully dressed here.[1:06:49]   We don't, we're not here to see you fully dressed. Sorry. And then when they're not doing that, they're having kids and they can't wait to have kids so they could do the 800 nude photos of them pregnant.[1:07:01]   Which I hate to break with them. People are now jacking off to your son.[1:07:10]   So you're here. I hope you know, that's what the 800,000 followers is. It's many people jacking off to these pictures. They're having a light jack. It's called a workup jack.[1:07:20]   You use this, you slowly work up from Instagram posts. Then you get into the dirty stuff at porn hub.[1:07:26]   You know, then you get into Google. You ever searched straight Google for porn? It's the same videos from the last 15 years. You see the same ones.[1:07:37]   Type in any type of sex keyword in Google. Go to videos. It's the same video as you've been seeing since you were 16.[1:07:44]   I don't need porn anymore. I've got Tedris. Exactly. We've been doing a lot of Tedris style stuff. I start putting like these things over her mouth.[1:07:53]   You were horny this week. I was choking you. Not like choking her, but making sure she couldn't breathe. Sticking knives throughout her like this.[1:08:04]   Anything Tedros does is what I'm doing. And I'm not into that stuff. I want people to know I am not into sex whatsoever, but Tedros got me into sex.[1:08:14]   A combo of Tedros and the Steel Toes sex fight. The Steel Toes sex fight. Hot around the collar this week. Do we have Kumiya covering this?[1:08:25]   We're not going to cover this. Oh, come on. No, we're not covering it. There's no way it's too low, but I'll show you this clip from Kumiya. It's in next up.[1:08:35]   Because nobody's debuted this one yet. Did I, did I say everything I needed to say? Oh yeah. So the kids, yeah, the models get naked with the kids now. Right?[1:08:44]   And then they'll still do their model page after the kids board. And now it's, here's my son. And then the next day it's, here's my anus.[1:08:55]   The guys are jacking off to pictures of your son now. And this is just fully allowed, you know, especially with all the people on the right who hate that the trans people are coming for their children.[1:09:07]   Please do this to the Instagram. That's something I could get behind. You got thousands and thousands of Instagram models showcasing their kids next to their naked bodies, sometimes in the same shot.[1:09:20]   In the same shot. They're doing sexual shit with their kids. Please go after them. They don't care. They don't care about that. They don't care about that.[1:09:28]   But I think the kids are going to revolt. You know, we're already starting to see this. There's some videos being made. There's this a couples channel called Lori and Arin or Lauren and Ari Ari and Lauren. What is it called?[1:09:42]   Lauren and Ari is the name of the channel. I guess. And they showcase their kids. It's like, who do you think these people are watching?[1:09:48]   Pedophiles are watching. A pedophile is probably, you know, so thrilled that these family channels, I mean, if I was a pedophile, family channels would be where it's at, right? An inside unedited look into the kid's real room.[1:10:07]   The real room of the kid you love, and you're able to see it every day. In fact, you can't even keep up with the content. The parents are giving you so much of their little kid rolling around on the floor in their room.[1:10:23]   You know, the whole layout of their house, you know, their kids' friends, you know what they're doing every weekend. Who do you think? I wish they would go through these Instagram accounts.[1:10:32]   AB from H3 just did a house tour video where he like takes you in through the front door and shows you like where his safe is. And like every last corner, every corner of his house, we get to see.[1:10:46]   If you wanted to rob him, you would have the full Oceans 8 plan.[1:10:51]   We will never give a studio tour. There's no studio tour. And that takes all the mystery out. I don't need to see every corner of your shitty house.[1:10:58]   I want you to think I have a grand banquet style home.[1:11:03]   You don't know. You don't know.[1:11:06]   So yes, Liz, this is going to be terrible for you when your kid grows up and he starts reading, mom, I can't believe you did this to me. And we're going to make sure we're going to print that out. We're going to send it to the next school.[1:11:18]   Okay. So Liz, wherever you pull your kids out of and put them in, when you put your kids into a new school, like she's saying, I'm going to print out these posts. I'm going to go speak with the old bullies.[1:11:30]   I'm going to figure out why these kids were being bullied, your kids. I'm going to go to the new school, find the top bullies, explain to them that your son is about to come in.[1:11:40]   He was just removed because of the bullies of the last school. You guys got to take over. I pay the kids. I show them the post. Your kid is not going to any sort of safe school. Sorry.[1:11:53]   It's all allowed. Got a job for him when he turns 18 and put it in next up. Um, what's that? It's the red bar sons. Oh yeah. Look at this. Somebody made this. This was really cool. What is the red bar sons? It's a sports team. I was going to start.[1:12:07]   Here it is. The red bar sons. This is by Connor, but basculas love him. The red bar sons. So there's the baby. Why? Cause we're obsessed with people's sons on the show.[1:12:22]   So now you understand this, right? You understand my obsession with the sons. So when you see the gay people go, we're here, we're queer, we're coming for your children.[1:12:34]   They're just doing a form of red bar. Okay. That's it. So just like you wouldn't do to me. Oh, he's admitting it. You can't do it to them either. Sorry guys. But please do. Please try here. Melton was on the sons by the way. Let's see this Anthony Melton. Yeah.[1:12:56]   I was looking at fonts the other day, working on merch here, working late nights on some new, very beautiful merch for the summer here. And yes, there's going to be more than just hats.[1:13:08]   I think on the last show we teased the summer of hats or something like that. People thought I was just going to put out a hat as the merge. Now we're putting out a whole line, a whole beautiful line.[1:13:18]   And I've been working on some fonts. I came across a font. I was scrolling, it was dead center on the page. It said the grand Melton. That was the name of the fun.[1:13:29]   He's everywhere. He's everywhere. Who's that singer. There's a singer. The guy who does the Taylor Swift covers Alex Melton, Alex Melton.[1:13:40]   There's also that hot Asian Melton. Very cool. Okay. Let's show them this. This is, um, Anthony Kumiya laughing at Aaron from steel toe. And I'm showing this, uh, I'm on, uh, I'm against Kumiya in this clip. I haven't seen this clip.[1:14:03]   I don't know what this is about. I don't know what this sex fight is about. I don't get, I don't get in sex fights.[1:14:16]   I got a sex life similar to Tetris and everybody knows it. Um, I'll do whatever I want in front of whoever I want. Whenever I want, however I want. However, I do show some respect to you.[1:14:30]   The sex fight. I'm not covering this whole sex fight. Sorry. It's too low.[1:14:38]   Just silently so that they can know what the company. No, I'll show Anthony Kumiya. Okay. But it's not going to make sense unless you've seen it.[1:14:47]   There was a huge sex fight on the steel toe morning show. Uh, we are not universes in this show, meaning, uh, this is not a show you're allowed to actually interact with or go watch. You're not allowed to go hate, watch it. You're not allowed to go view this show or view its clips. It's pretty much off limits to red bar.[1:15:11]   Uh, people, you got to unsubscribe from the scars club in order to watch this show, but they had a sex fights.[1:15:20]   It was so good. I can't tell you what happened, but April, the mega mind on the show, April is the girl, the jewels, if you will. Uh, she accidentally brings up this concept that she doesn't come.[1:15:39]   I can't believe you just said, I was going to say it in a more tasteful, tactful manner. I was trying to work my way around, figuring out I don't talk like that. This is the biggest problem with the steel toe sex fight.[1:15:55]   People can't be talking like this. They can't be saying that word. You just said, we're probably going to, the episode is going to be a day late on the upload because we're going to be editing that swear out.[1:16:07]   She confirmed she's unable to release.[1:16:10]   That's even dirty. That's sick. I don't like people throwing around when they're talking about having sex with people and they're saying, fucking I fuck, I fucking fuck and this fuck. That's gross. Using the F word to describe sex is gross. That's is that's how strict I am.[1:16:28]   I don't like hearing about people coming. I don't like people describing the stuff's going on in the bedroom, especially a couple like mega mind and Iran.[1:16:43]   This would take me, it would be okay. I'll show you the clip. The sex fight to 1248. Now we have no commentary on this. This is what I'm going to say. I'm not doing commentary on this.[1:16:55]   Okay. And that means Jules, you zip it, you sit back there, you hold onto your little crotch, holding on to it, but they did have, okay. So all we have this week was the sub story, right?[1:17:12]   Well, the second best big story this week was the steel toe sex fight. I'll pull this up for you right now. Here it is. These guys hate us. Okay. This show hates us. We don't know why. We don't know why that they decided to start hating us.[1:17:34]   They used to be fans. They were into the show. They love the show. All of a sudden this guy started saying stuff about Jews. He's very anti Jew. I don't know if that has anything to do with it. This guy is friends with Kumiya. So I don't know if that has something to do with it, but they really don't like us. We don't know why they got into a sex fight.[1:17:59]   It starts here to 1248. Yep. There's going to be no commentary. I will say this. I'm going to show you the beginning of the sex fight and we'll give away after that. Jules is going to tell you the name of the episode. You got to watch it in full this week when you've got nothing to watch. Please watch the next episode where they cope.[1:18:22]   The next episode. I'm telling you guys, I know this is low. I know this is gay. Can I say my piece about it first? It's not that often that you get to see a full blown emotional meltdown like this anymore because you're calling this a meltdown. Yes.[1:18:40]   Now, you know where we had red bar like five years ago, and then now you got too lazy to try. You got every single guy in the world making YouTube videos, too lazy to try every move and everybody's being studied and they know it. And it's going to take a real retard to just come out here.[1:18:57]   That's the thing. You don't really, especially like on TV, you're getting none of that, by the way. I was thinking about that on TV. It's so edited. Now you're getting really no fool's activity at all. They're editing anything out that could even be considered fool's activity.[1:19:13]   I think that's what I really love about these podcasts is regardless of how much people want to not make any mistakes, they're gonna. I mean, when people are sitting there talking for two, three hours, they're just not good enough at this job to hold in all the mistakes. So they end up making a ton of them.[1:19:33]   And, but over the years of everybody being watched, especially they weren't in the community. Yeah. They learned how to. Yeah. That's the problem. It's like, uh, that's what we said about Melton. You know, that's what all these watches, people like me, red bar, uh, the worst part of red bar is you're actively correcting people's behavior.[1:19:55]   And you'd have to be a complete idiot to not eventually correct your behavior after the internet has shown you what they disprove of for the last 10 years. Okay. You'd have to be an idiot. You'd have to be either not paying attention or just outright refusing to listen. But most people are slowly correcting, which is really bad for our show.[1:20:20]   You know, we hope there never comes a time where everybody is just behaving well, cause they've learned, you know, over time through trial and error, what works, what doesn't, what the people will accept, what they're going to make fun of what's cringe, what's not.[1:20:33]   So yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, you don't see it as much. You don't see something like what we're about to watch as much as you used to. People have corrected the behavior. These guys have not, have not. And, uh, this is the sex fight. It was the biggest story in our house this week.[1:20:59]   And I would feel like I could let this go if Melton really killed them on this, but I don't think he did that good of a job with this amazing clip.[1:21:07]   This is by the way. Yeah. And that's a good point. This is Melton's business. This is Melton's business. Melton is Steeltoe. That's who takes care of Steeltoe. And yes, we watched Melton's coverage of this, but to be fair, we didn't watch any, maybe he redid the coverage the next day. Maybe he went at it harder.[1:21:27]   She's too hard on fucking Melton, man. You're so hard on Melton. She wants him to suck. She doesn't give him any. I love you. I'm here for you. I'm supporting you. I'm there watching your show, but I was just thinking this will be there for you to Melton.[1:21:43]   This is like the Kumiya clip. This is a classic.[1:21:48]   Steeltoe to Melton. One of our OG fools. Steeltoe to Melton is like Kumiya is to me. Like anything that goes, happens on Steeltoe, any of their big events, any of their big mishaps, Melton's gotta be there. He's the prime, uh, cover of Steeltoe, right?[1:22:07]   And then this event happened and we watched the Melton coverage. Now to be fair, Melton was watching it live. He didn't really get to sit in it and experience it. But that doesn't matter. My, my initial thing, I didn't want to play this today. This is all jewels by the way, cause she doesn't listen.[1:22:25]   There will be no coverage of this. I'm going to play the clip and I'm going to show you to where to watch the rest. I'm going to say, go to their channel, give them the view and watch it all. Cause it will be some of the best stuff you see this week. It'll be better than anything you're going to see on the show today, but we're not breaking it down.[1:22:44]   We're not discussing it. We're not telling you what's bad about it. We're not telling you what's good about it. It doesn't need it. It stands on its own.[1:22:52]   Here it is. Two twelve forty eight.[1:22:54]   If you've got a problem with this, take it up with Melton. We work for him now.[1:22:57]   We work for Melton. Sorry. Two twelve forty eight. Here you go. The sex fight.[1:23:03]   Important finding in the scientific community. This was worked on very diligently. People worked incredibly hard trying to figure this out.[1:23:13]   Okay. They're married by the way. This is something you would have never known without this particular study.[1:23:21]   A study in the Netherlands found that having sex before bed slashed the time it took for men and women to fall asleep by a fifth and boosted sleep quality.[1:23:32]   Isn't that the lore?[1:23:36]   You didn't know that if you fucked and came that you would fall asleep almost. I thought any woman who's ever taken dick knows that.[1:23:44]   If a man, if a man fucks and a woman goes, so now what do you want to do? And she looks over. He's already asleep.[1:23:51]   I don't necessarily buy the women part because I don't typically like get sleepy after.[1:23:58]   But you're too work. You're too goddamn worked up. You do. Oh man. I am. Oh my God. You don't want to do anything. I am done.[1:24:05]   I put in my work and I am ready to take a nice little nap. You lost like three pounds of sweat and calm. Oh, just sweat and calm pouring out of my body.[1:24:14]   Now I'm getting a boner. But this was only the case when someone experienced an orgasm, which made men more likely to reap the benefits of pre sleep sex.[1:24:24]   Wait a minute. April has herself a nice little orgasm and she doesn't get tired. I don't do that every time.[1:24:30]   Yes, you do every single time. Fucking tell people that in front of them every goddamn time. Every time. I promise.[1:24:39]   You understand there's about five subreddits right now and you are not helping me at all. Aaron can't fuck. You are.[1:24:45]   So I didn't see that women enjoy sex all the time without coming.[1:24:50]   Aaron can't fuck. April fucking never comes. That's what they're going to say now. Congratulations.[1:24:56]   Boy, it looks like I got to move on to some new dick, huh? Almost every fucking time. And now I'm sitting here getting shit on. Unbelievable.[1:25:04]   You see how quick that happens? So there it is. She accidentally they're discussing one of these dopey morning show news stories about some sex survey.[1:25:16]   And April accidentally mega mind accidentally admits that she doesn't.[1:25:24]   Blank.[1:25:26]   Have the orgasm, which is sick, by the way. Disgusting.[1:25:33]   Fuck. Which immediately Aron here starts panicking because now she's basically told the entire audience and all these hatresses, right, that he is not good enough at sex.[1:25:49]   He can't make her finish. Every man's worst nightmare, right? Aaron's reality.[1:25:58]   So he is definitely not living anywhere near to the Tedros lifestyle that I am. OK, we all know that I could I can finish anywhere.[1:26:07]   I could finish in bed on a couch or a rock, which is disgusting.[1:26:16]   And this type of talking, fucking talking about how you fuck. I fuck good.[1:26:21]   The things they're about to say again, I don't want to do commentary on it, but just listen to what happens.[1:26:28]   It throws them off. They really got embarrassed about this and they almost.[1:26:34]   Self-sabotage their own show. Nobody really cares. Probably till now. Well, everybody cares.[1:26:41]   Oh, they do. They're getting ripped on. They're getting made fun of for this. Oh, yes.[1:26:46]   Because, oh, Chad Melton, all of their enemies, their Reddit, all their Instagram comments. Now, this incident, I don't finish.[1:26:54]   Somebody said finish right now on cam. I don't finish.[1:27:00]   Wait, well, you should watch the rest of this part and yeah, like a few more minutes till the thing happens.[1:27:05]   So this is it. And I'll give everyone the time code. This is steel toe morning show six twenty two, twenty three.[1:27:12]   The wreck of the Titan. OK, talking about the sub, of course, and starting around two minutes and two hours and fourteen minutes.[1:27:23]   That's where I want you to go at home later this week. Watch the whole thing. You got to at least show.[1:27:28]   Oh, yeah, of course. Of course. I'm just saying, OK, mark your bookmark here to twelve, right? Two hours, twelve minutes.[1:27:36]   That's where you want to bookmark this. That's where you're going to start watching later this week.[1:27:40]   And then you've got to watch the episode that came after this because you're really not going to believe they got them.[1:27:46]   How good this was. I've never really seen. I mean, we were screaming. This was the best content we've seen all week.[1:27:54]   And the sub happened and the idol episode four with the cancel it scene happened.[1:28:00]   This is the best. And I urge you, if you go watch this, you're not going to be disappointed.[1:28:05]   This is better than watching a film. It's better than watching your favorite show. Better than anything on that Apple TV plus.[1:28:12]   But this is Melton's thing. So we're only doing this is Melton's thing. Support Melton.[1:28:16]   If you have any comments on this, go comment to Melton about this. This is not us. Listen to this.[1:28:23]   I crush it every time. Yes. You know, Marquis, Aaron got trash dick and everything else. No, it's wonderful.[1:28:28]   Thank you. Now, everyone. Now, look, Aaron, selfish lover, emo.[1:28:32]   Now it's going to be nothing but being mocked and ridiculed because you downplay my sexual abilities, manipulated and gaslit.[1:28:39]   So I'd be gaslit. They're still trying to do their energetic, fun morning show stuff.[1:28:44]   You'll see this gets darker and darker. None of them are comfortable here.[1:28:49]   You know, they're crossing arms. You know, she starts almost getting embarrassed and mad at herself for letting that slip and opening up these floodgates.[1:29:00]   And she's going to watch what she does to shove around here when she should only be blaming herself.[1:29:10]   It's what the fuck happened. Johnny says, we know you can fuck Aaron. Thank you, Johnny.[1:29:15]   It's nice that somebody says that. I appreciate it. Jeff Jordan, needle, dick, needle, dick. Aaron can't fuck.[1:29:21]   Now we got people calling in. Don't worry, guys. April's not going to defend me on this one.[1:29:25]   For some reason, he's got to read the chat for some reason, as soon as this happened.[1:29:30]   And he could have just got and moved on and did one of his bomb sound effects moved on.[1:29:35]   But he seems to be obsessed with worrying about what people are saying about this.[1:29:42]   So he can't let it go. And he's going to read the chat. He's going to bring up every little mean comment that they're saying about him.[1:29:48]   He's going to keep that goofy smile on his face the whole time. And she gets more upset and more upset with herself.[1:29:55]   It really, I mean, I'm telling you, it's a great movie.[1:29:58]   And ladies, we all know this move where you're, you know, you said something stupid, you fucked up, but you're not going to be like, oh, I'm just a stupid girl because who can admit that?[1:30:08]   So you're going to stick to your guns and just get furious.[1:30:12]   Jules learned a lot about what not to do as a girl from this episode.[1:30:18]   You can all learn a thing or two on how not to act. And this is very bad for couples casts such as ourselves.[1:30:25]   You know, this is very bad behavior. This is a bad example of couples casts.[1:30:31]   That's what we call our show. Couples cast. Couples cast gone wrong.[1:30:36]   This is about as bad as it could get. Let's just let it play. I think you'll see what we mean.[1:30:40]   She is. She loves this bit. She likes the attention.[1:30:44]   Marquise, what's up, buddy? No, go ahead, Marquise. Go ahead.[1:30:48]   You know all this gusto and you telling me your bitch trash, nigga?[1:30:52]   Apparently so. You go. Go ahead. No, wait.[1:30:56]   Marquise, ask April and she can. She can go ahead and tell people.[1:31:00]   I don't have to defend myself. I never said that.[1:31:02]   No, no, no. So they can ask you about me and you can give your answer. Go ahead.[1:31:06]   Your dick is trash, April? No.[1:31:10]   It's like, what business does this fucking geek have with a dick?[1:31:19]   What business do you have even having sex?[1:31:22]   He's going to pretend, oh, my dick isn't trash. I've got good.[1:31:27]   You don't have good anything. You're an unbelievable geek.[1:31:33]   And they probably have like never, like the reason that this got so contentious is because they're not coming home and like talking about sex and being like, oh, what are you like?[1:31:43]   What do you like? What's our thing? I mean, just get, they have, she takes care of his stupid kids.[1:31:48]   They do this show and then they get in there and he just goes.[1:31:51]   I want to let people know a guy like this has no business having sex or considering himself to be the man or having a rock hard log or whatever they talk about.[1:32:08]   No business in that field. It shouldn't even be something you worry about. You should go, oh, yeah, I'm a complete geek.[1:32:16]   Of course, the sex life is all messed up, but no, he's going to sit there and defend as if it's me, as if it's me.[1:32:24]   He's, you know, maybe he's been watching a little too much.[1:32:27]   Maybe he's starting to think he is me.[1:32:30]   You know, a guy like me, if some comment like this was said about a guy like me.[1:32:34]   Yeah, I've got a lot of work to do defending my reputation.[1:32:41]   As a guy like me, you know, he's out there, Californication type of guy. Right.[1:32:46]   You know, not him. You got nothing to worry about.[1:32:49]   We all assumed that we didn't even think you had sex.[1:32:55]   We're not thinking of guys like this is doing sex and we don't want to show to bring this up.[1:33:01]   And then he's going to try. Wait, do you hear the words that comes out of his mouth about sex?[1:33:05]   It really is low. People really should not talk about sex publicly.[1:33:10]   It really is gross.[1:33:13]   Unless it's Tedris, which also applies to you now.[1:33:16]   Or Delicious Tacos on Twitter.[1:33:18]   You guys follow Delicious Tacos?[1:33:21]   The sex stuff, man, people are getting kookier and kookier with this sex stuff out there.[1:33:25]   I'll tell you that.[1:33:27]   Really sick. They can't get over this sex stuff.[1:33:29]   Everybody, everywhere you go, they're still talking about sex as if they're in eighth.[1:33:35]   All right, let's watch some more. Look how pathetic, man.[1:33:38]   I mean, this is tough.[1:33:40]   And look at the way he has a little part today.[1:33:42]   Sorry, I know that's off topic.[1:33:44]   Yeah, well, we had a lot of backlash from my hair last week and I got a lot of weight.[1:33:50]   You see all the products I had to buy this week.[1:33:52]   I had for every 10 emails, I got three of them were about a pomade I need to try.[1:34:01]   And I bought, I bought every one of them.[1:34:03]   So if you recommended a pomade since the last show, I have actually purchased it.[1:34:08]   And I tried it every day of the week.[1:34:10]   I would put a different pomade in, start a stopwatch and walk around my house.[1:34:15]   I'd bend over. I'd tie my shoes. I'd clean up some boxes.[1:34:19]   I'd clean up some stuff.[1:34:21]   I even vacuumed the couch with a tool that's an upholstery cleaner with steam.[1:34:28]   I was doing up the couch. I got the house real clean.[1:34:31]   And then I'm looking at my timer. Okay. How's the hair one hour in a lot of your pomades did not work out.[1:34:38]   We'll show you which ones did and which ones didn't.[1:34:41]   As we continue to experiment with my beautiful air to see which pomade or gel will give the most hold throughout.[1:34:51]   I got to tell you something, 110 degrees in here, by the way, I'm feeling great.[1:34:56]   Good. I got the Hawaiian shirt.[1:34:58]   You know, the last two shows, I got to tell you the last few shows, I couldn't even think it was so hot in here.[1:35:03]   I was sweating. I was lying. I was keeping secrets.[1:35:07]   I was self-conscious about all the lies and secrets I was keeping and I was sweating and I was like lying through my teeth.[1:35:16]   Today, I've got a whole new system in here. I got two volcanoes.[1:35:21]   I got a volcano in the front room pushing the cold air. The 64 degree air from the front offices is shooting down a long hallway.[1:35:28]   It is being intercepted by another volcano. Is that what they're called?[1:35:32]   Vornado. Vornado fan.[1:35:36]   That fan is on medium and it is angled right here in the doorway of the hallway. It is blowing on me.[1:35:42]   Then I went to Best Buy the other day, Jules. I bought the Dyson pure, cool, pure air purifier.[1:35:52]   And the reason I went with Dyson, it's not a very strong fan, but I've got it right behind me set on number 7.[1:35:59]   Set on 7 out of 10 speed. You can't even hear it. It's whisper quiet.[1:36:04]   It is. So right here behind me, I got a fan blowing cool air on me.[1:36:09]   Nothing can stop me now.[1:36:14]   And I do need this too hot excuse to get out of any blunder I do. It still is too hot, by the way.[1:36:21]   Okay, back to these guys.[1:36:25]   I don't know. This captured, this was like the best for me. This clip. I didn't want to cover it at all.[1:36:33]   I thought it was, it's too low, but what am I supposed to do when this is what I was most interested in this week?[1:36:41]   I know.[1:36:42]   I mean, I got to be honest with people. This is what I liked the most about TV this week.[1:36:48]   So here it is. There's going to be a walk off. We've got Kumiya covering it after this. His idol.[1:36:54]   You know, he's working for Kumiya for free, like me. Where'd he get that idea?[1:37:00]   Remember when I worked for Kumiya, I denied their pay. They wanted to pay me a compound media. I said, no, we're not taking a dollar.[1:37:06]   And one of my personal favorite parts is April's tweets. I kind of think.[1:37:11]   Yeah. April. Yeah. We might have to recap the tweets, but I got to say before we continue, you guys did this to yourselves.[1:37:20]   She made an off handed comment. You should have just rolled with it. Nobody cares what's going on with your sex life.[1:37:28]   But we care that this is really affecting you and you're going full Michael Scott.[1:37:35]   You're going full TV sitcom mode. Trying to defend yourself and be sarcastic and manipulative and throw us off the trail and just wait.[1:37:46]   Just wait to see what happens here. I'll let you enjoy the clip.[1:37:49]   Final answer.[1:37:51]   Garbage. I don't even want to fuck Aaron anymore. I don't want to. I don't want to touch him anymore.[1:37:57]   I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking disappointed.[1:38:00]   No, it's not that bad. I think you should still want to fuck him.[1:38:06]   Oh, not that bad. You see that? Even even when I'm begging my partner, hey, would you tell them the truth?[1:38:11]   Bullshit. So they can shit on me. She goes, it's not that bad. Nobody shit on you.[1:38:16]   Hey, wow. All this energy. There's more German Viking style.[1:38:23]   Like I had been shit on a little bit by your own wife. Yeah. Yeah.[1:38:32]   That's kind of what I was thinking. So what did I say? That was like shitting upon what happened?[1:38:37]   Did I black out for a second? I got to say, I know people have, you know, mega minded their own business with her plenty of times.[1:38:46]   Does anyone compared her to Dennis the Menace? Has anyone done that one yet?[1:38:54]   Pull up, type in Dennis the Menace cartoon. Send me a Google image results link to that.[1:39:01]   I wish I had my pointer here. Do I have a pointer still had one, but maybe you broke it.[1:39:07]   We'll use this beautiful knife. I got this from Sabre here. Cut to the close up. These beautiful knives.[1:39:12]   Oh, sorry. All right. From Sabre. Look at that. That's a tortoise. These are beautiful.[1:39:17]   These are 40 bucks a piece. That's the knife you used to stick up my ass.[1:39:22]   Stop with that. Yeah. With the Tetris, I go like this, not up your ass. I cut the fucking mouth open of the mask.[1:39:29]   Ooh, look at mega mine there. See mega mine there. These are beautiful knives.[1:39:34]   You could get these with our promo code right now. Niggers kiss.[1:39:40]   Maybe you should just wrap a little red scarf around her head. Cut that open. We're not in.[1:39:45]   By the way, we're joking about the S&M. We're being funny. We're being sarcastic.[1:39:50]   We're showing you good time. We're joking about the jewelry. This is costume jewelry. We're joking around here.[1:39:55]   OK. You guys like this Yamaha mixer. My whole show runs through this.[1:40:00]   Look, go back to the close up. Oh, see this Yamaha mixer.[1:40:06]   The whole show runs through this. If you want to be like red bar, you just get this only. Yes, exactly.[1:40:11]   That's the whole show operates. Everything back there is cardboard. If you want to copy, that's all.[1:40:16]   OK, so look at mega mine. Do you see this part right here?[1:40:21]   This here. I'll draw it. I'll draw it. Let's do one of my patented girl drawings here.[1:40:28]   We did this of a niece. I dubs his wife. This was a very popular segment.[1:40:34]   Let's get the carnitas out of the way. Do you want me to just take away?[1:40:39]   I don't want you getting out of that seat once.[1:40:44]   Yeah, let's get these habituals are churros out of the way.[1:40:49]   OK. Those are some tortillas. All right. Let me draw you a mega mine.[1:40:54]   I should put something below this this time.[1:40:59]   My YouTube plan came in. I'll put it below this so I don't get stuff all over the desk.[1:41:04]   It does bleed through and then the desk is ruined. You got to fix your image. Yeah, of course.[1:41:09]   OK, so here is mega mine's disgusting head. I'm sorry.[1:41:14]   You have every opportunity. You have all the resources in the world to not[1:41:19]   wear your hair like this. Yet you choose to have this giant.[1:41:25]   I mean, look how it almost looks like I have the hairline of a child[1:41:30]   compared to her. OK, and I'm starting to what do they call that[1:41:35]   asshole out? What do they call that sleaze out with my[1:41:40]   hairline's getting pretty sleazy. I might have to go to see a doctor about this.[1:41:45]   I'm getting a little. This is a little too sleazy for me. This. What do you call that?[1:41:50]   Sleaze is inlet. Yeah, yeah. I'm turning into a real[1:41:55]   asshole here. I'm supposed to. I'm a nice guy. I can't have this. This is sleaze.[1:42:00]   OK, I might start curling my hair and wearing it all in front.[1:42:05]   But she is. She makes my hairline look pretty fucking nice. And I'll show you what's[1:42:10]   going on with her. I'll draw her from memory. Why don't you put on some music there for me to draw[1:42:15]   to? Music always relaxes me. And I'll show you what's going on with this hair.[1:42:21]   And I'll show you why it looks just like Dennis the Menace.[1:42:26]   And I used to draw people's hair like this all the time when I was a kid.[1:42:31]   I used to always do this. This type of[1:42:36]   drawing. Now wait till you see what I do here. Holy shit.[1:42:41]   People love when I draw these women. I do this out of insecurity.[1:42:46]   I do this because I can't get laid. Right, guys?[1:42:51]   That's why I do this, right? He can't get laid.[1:42:56]   He's never been laid in his damn life. He's never been laid.[1:43:01]   He's an incel. Wait till you see this picture.[1:43:06]   I ain't gay. Can you believe Tedros used my line?[1:43:11]   I ain't gay. He said that. She goes, What are you gay? And he goes,[1:43:16]   I ain't gay. Dude, I'm telling you, I'm going to be[1:43:21]   very much like Tedros. OK, hold on. Wait till you see this drawing that I'm drawing[1:43:26]   for. And I got no beef with the show. I like this show.[1:43:32]   I like this show. Oh, my God. Wait till you see this drawing I'm doing.[1:43:37]   Hopefully this gets an MLC. I am[1:43:42]   doing so good. When you see this drawing, don't rush,[1:43:47]   Mike. Don't rush. Don't rush because you're doing[1:43:53]   really good. Gotta draw the thin, thin, thin lips.[1:43:58]   Oh, this is the best drawing I've ever done of a girl.[1:44:03]   This is the best one. The headphones. Don't what? The headphones. You want me to do headphones? I don't know. Is it better without?[1:44:08]   I'll do the headphones. I'm going to do my own version of them.[1:44:13]   Oh, my God. Wait till you see what I've got here. I hope they're not seeing it.[1:44:18]   Little spoiler there.[1:44:23]   Wait till you see. Hopefully this headphone business didn't screw me up here.[1:44:29]   Guys, this might be my best female drawing in this. People don't like this.[1:44:34]   You don't draw women. OK, are you ready?[1:44:39]   You ready? Ladies and gentlemen.[1:44:43]   Mega mind. What do you think of that close up cab there? That's pretty good.[1:44:48]   That is pretty good. That's just exactly what she looks like.[1:44:53]   Guys, I am getting good at these female drawings and I'm even[1:44:58]   rushing. OK, this is the part, though, that I'm talking about. No pun intended.[1:45:03]   It's this. Look at this here. Cut to the close up there again. It's this leaf[1:45:08]   looking thing. You see this part? Very accurate. That's the[1:45:13]   thing that no one needs. Oh, wait, I got one more thing to draw on her.[1:45:18]   This is better. Look at this. Look,[1:45:25]   cut to the close up. Oh, yes, of course. Look at that.[1:45:30]   That's I mean, you can't really argue with that. Are people all going crazy? Is this the best[1:45:35]   thing they've seen yet today? Life like I'm going to sign this now here. I'm going to even make this nice. We're going to sign it[1:45:40]   by me. And then look at this. This could be[1:45:47]   yours. Would anyone like to look at this with this music?[1:45:52]   Listen to the moving shot with this sign.[1:46:03]   Do some dissolves in and out with this music going.[1:46:22]   Thank you.[1:46:27]   Thank you, everybody. How nice was that?[1:46:32]   Look at that. Mega mine. I'll show you why this looks like Denni[1:46:37]   the Menai here. Can you get some more upbeat music[1:46:42]   going to wash that away now for me? Okay, let's see if I could get this Dennis the Menace[1:46:47]   thing here for you. Yes, something nice and upbeat. That would be nice. Let me see.[1:46:52]   Did it pull up? Oh, here he is. Yeah, look at this. It's exactly the same. Come on.[1:46:57]   There we go. Look at this. Reversed,[1:47:02]   of course. Reversed, but the same fucking shit.[1:47:07]   Has anyone made that comparison before?[1:47:12]   You can't have that part. This is really nice. My YouTube plaque, of course.[1:47:17]   We've got to talk about this, too. Finally, my plaque came in here for passing[1:47:22]   100k subs. That's coming up. Where do we put that? This is[1:47:27]   so nice. I'm really proud of this. I know. Keep it somewhere safe where it doesn't get stained.[1:47:32]   Well, I think a couple of stains are cool. When art gets stained from the guy that made the[1:47:37]   art, it's cool. That makes it more valuable to me. I'll put that here.[1:47:42]   Maybe we'll make some prints of that. Maybe Melton wants those or something. I need that[1:47:47]   leaf don't lie. Great. Okay, so here she is. A mega mind. Let's go back[1:47:52]   to the show and we'll watch how they get out of this again. It's almost,[1:47:57]   you know, we debated we were we were going, you know, we don't want to cover this. It's too low. It's beneath[1:48:02]   us. You know, we can't really get involved with these types of people, but the segment is too good. I mean,[1:48:07]   just what happens with them is just too good. What if something else crazier[1:48:12]   happens as a result of this? I feel like we all just have to know about it. And nobody is watching Steeltoe[1:48:17]   but us and Melton. Exactly. Yeah. That's the other thing. It's like, well, Melton. Well, yeah, but,[1:48:22]   you know, maybe a thousand people heard about this. The world must know. Everyone's[1:48:27]   calling it saying, leaf her alone. They're calling that the leaf, the leaf.[1:48:33]   I mean, she should be. What would you call mine? The menace is nicer than mega mine. Would it be cool if I had a[1:48:38]   blue streak here and then wore like a[1:48:43]   leather biker's jacket and did my eyebrows get them manicured and wear a little bit of makeup?[1:48:49]   Shay from Sex and the City catch up. You guys[1:48:54]   all saw those first two apps of the new Sex and the City series. And if you haven't, you have homework.[1:48:59]   Please. This woman Shay. Do people know her? Shay Diaz. She's Shay[1:49:04]   Diaz. You got to see. They show some nude scenes of her this season. We watched the idol.[1:49:09]   They showed Miranda's tits. Not Sings.[1:49:14]   They showed that other woman's tits too. Couldn't believe it. I can't believe they're showing all these[1:49:19]   tits now. All right. Let's watch this. You're going to enjoy this. Welcome to the[1:49:24]   start of Red Bar. We haven't even gotten past the intro. We're going to be here all day with you guys. Thank you[1:49:29]   for coming out. Here you go. Not. You said he was not bad.[1:49:34]   You don't say that shit in public. If a motherfucker asks, hey, did you have good[1:49:39]   days? You go, fuck yeah. He claps my cheeks better than any motherfucker I've[1:49:44]   had. That's what you say. That's all I was looking for. I thought I'd keep some decor.[1:49:49]   This is nothing yet. But I didn't know we just walked[1:49:54]   around saying that. I believe Chad. I believe Chad was just handed five shows,[1:49:59]   Marquise. Oh, my God. Aaron, you, you definitely found yourself[1:50:04]   a good one. I will take my leave, sir. This is still when it's kind of in the out of fuck, apparently.[1:50:09]   It's not going to get upbeat. It's not going to stay up. Later, buddy.[1:50:14]   Oh, wait. Look at this. Look. Keep your eyes on M.M.[1:50:19]   M&M. Later, buddy.[1:50:24]   Apparently, I need to go learn how to be a real woman. No, it's just amazing that you[1:50:29]   still won't defend my. You'll let these people believe I[1:50:34]   can't fuck. Well, it's humiliating. No, you can call now. No, you can rewind the tape. I never[1:50:39]   said you were bad at sex. Rob says this is April's humiliation ritual for Aaron.[1:50:44]   I never said anything to that effect. She's going. She's getting worked up now.[1:50:49]   Jason's new nickname, Dick Trash and word. I never said that[1:50:54]   ever. See, this is why we don't do the show when Jules gets her period.[1:50:59]   She was first sure we exit out period. You could smell that[1:51:04]   mercury. Do you know how I'm over here? I'm dark in my room and Mike is like, hey, Jules,[1:51:09]   just being a little and I'm like, yeah, I lock her in a room when she[1:51:14]   gets here. Aaron, you got it when you hear that wine. She[1:51:19]   can't be on. You got to have one of those losers fill in. Yeah, you got to the whole week. The girl should be[1:51:24]   when I have my period. Mike puts me in a hotel. I put her in[1:51:29]   a nice hotel. Not allowed to leave the room. Yeah. And then I see her the week later and she's[1:51:34]   all refreshed and nice. And then we don't have any fights, but you could tell mega mind[1:51:39]   that she's starting to, uh, starting to get a little heated here because she's so embarrassed that[1:51:44]   she slept this slip. And she can see that Aaron's flipping out over[1:51:49]   this. She's trying to hide it with a nice smile, but she knows she fucked up. She knows[1:51:54]   all the haters are going to use this against them. They're never going to let it go. And for[1:51:59]   some reason, this all this shows is that this is something that either[1:52:04]   they've had a fight about before. Well, imagine, imagine, you know, we haven't even talked about it.[1:52:09]   Imagine you're having sex with some girl all the time. You're married. You can't make her[1:52:14]   see. You can't make your wife openly[1:52:19]   squirt. That is, and I'll tell you, that's not normal.[1:52:24]   I don't care what the magazines have told the ladies. I don't care what you've heard. You've heard these women call[1:52:29]   into sex advice shows. Oh, I can never come. Oh, it's very[1:52:34]   normal that a girl can. No, no, no, no. It's not normal. It means[1:52:39]   you're sickened by the guy either physically or[1:52:44]   mentally sickened. You're trying to force it. If you're a girl and you can't come[1:52:49]   and a lot of girls, they started when they were 15, they have their first sex. It was very awkward. They couldn't come.[1:52:54]   Ooh, it rips. They have their second sex. It's just with some guy. They can't come.[1:52:59]   So then they start thinking that that's a normal[1:53:04]   sex thing that happens to a lot of girls and a lot of girls. That's[1:53:09]   not the case. If they can't do it, there is something wickedly[1:53:14]   and I hate to, you know, there could be a husband and wife sitting there right now listening to this show together in the car.[1:53:19]   They're stuck on a road trip that are going, maybe we should listen to Bill Burr. Maybe we[1:53:24]   should listen. Let's put on some Rogan actually, cause Mike's just being loud. So,[1:53:29]   you know, no, no, no. You got to sit in it. There are guys and[1:53:34]   I feel horrible for them, but you got to get this fixed. You got to get it fixed. You got to break up with[1:53:39]   each other if that's not happening because if that's not happening, that's like a, you can't be together.[1:53:44]   Yeah. That's like a disability. You've got like a major, major problem.[1:53:49]   Imagine if that wasn't happening. What is the point? That would be like if you ate food[1:53:54]   and you couldn't taste it, you know, or you couldn't get satisfied after eating food.[1:53:59]   It's a main part. I don't know if this is in this part, but later she tries to go, women[1:54:04]   can enjoy sex without coming. And it's like, yeah. Stop talking like that. I cannot[1:54:09]   have you talk like that. Seriously. Not yeah, sure to me, I hope. No, of course not.[1:54:14]   To her. Yeah. But I don't want you saying that C word. Without.[1:54:19]   That's what you do. And you go like this. It's disgusting.[1:54:24]   And of course, why would she be able to finish? Imagine[1:54:29]   you, Aaron, naked. Imagine. Imagine this guy[1:54:34]   naked. Six foot nine. He's hanging over his pale white.[1:54:39]   But naked. Fully shaved downtown. Little tiny[1:54:44]   thing hanging there. Fully bald balls. His milky white thighs. Everything's milky[1:54:49]   white. Everything's pasty. He's sitting there naked. Why would anyone finish?[1:54:54]   How could anybody finish with a guy like that? And in what world[1:54:59]   does he have this grand delusion that anybody should finish[1:55:04]   with a guy like you? You know, you're very lucky you've even[1:55:09]   been kissed. All right. If it were up to me,[1:55:14]   there'd be no kisses for a guy like you, which is fine. You know, there's a lot of guys out there. I don't know[1:55:19]   we've been lied to throughout this life. And I think we all grew up with this idea[1:55:24]   that everybody deserves to find somebody to love[1:55:29]   and to share this sex stuff with. I disagree. I think the sex stuff is[1:55:34]   for the lucky. And most people shouldn't be doing any sex[1:55:40]   stuff. This guy should not be getting naked. So yeah, of course she's sitting[1:55:45]   there in bed. You come in fully naked with your mini double[1:55:50]   chin, with your receding hairline, with these goofy[1:55:55]   glasses, with this lanky body and these tiny tits, and the[1:56:00]   tiny shoulders and the pudgy little white arms and the naked. Imagine[1:56:05]   his butt. You think a girl should come with your butt walking[1:56:10]   around? I mean, I can't even imagine what this guy would look like nude.[1:56:15]   People don't consider that. It's like, okay, well,[1:56:20]   would you jerk off to a photo of you naked? If the answer is no, then[1:56:25]   you shouldn't be having sex. When I look at a photo[1:56:30]   of myself butt naked, jacking off, I'm jacking off to it.[1:56:35]   Would you even look at, do you even have any fully nude photos of yourself? We got nude[1:56:40]   photos of ourselves hanging up in the office.[1:56:45]   That's why it takes me so long to go to the bathroom when we take a break.[1:56:50]   She's finishing. But yeah, it's, uh, it's[1:56:55]   remarkable that you would think there's another, even another world where this would[1:57:00]   exist. And now you're going to start talking as if, again, you're some cool guy[1:57:05]   that deserves to have some sort of a sex life. But what I was going to say is the reason that they couldn't just[1:57:10]   brush this off is either because they've talked about this behind the scenes before and had a fight[1:57:15]   and it didn't end well. It ended unresolved. Or that both of them have this[1:57:20]   feeling in their minds that their sex life isn't that good, but they've never been able to vocalize[1:57:25]   it to each other before. Exactly. And now it's kicked up and now they really got, imagine[1:57:30]   them and wait till you see how far this goes. But imagine them, have they even had[1:57:35]   sex yet again? How are they going to even look at each other? How are they going to ever have sex again[1:57:40]   without thinking about this immediately? And then is she going to start faking?[1:57:45]   I mean, imagine if they have sex and she can't, I mean, this could ruin their[1:57:50]   entire marriage. He's been faking every single time. And that's why he was so pissed when he would.[1:57:55]   I mean, this is classic stuff, right? This is as classic as it gets.[1:58:00]   Let's just keep an eye on these. Let's watch a little bit more.[1:58:05]   I mean, and you'll see this starts turning. Believe me, they're not having fun here.[1:58:10]   I mean, this gets very dark, very awkward, very quick. I've never[1:58:15]   said anything on this show besides how great you are in anything else is a joke. I thought you[1:58:20]   were doing a bit for a second. You're actually upset. I don't joke about my dick. My dick[1:58:25]   is wonderful. Oh, I'm a little upset if you're not doing a bit. My dick is a wonderful[1:58:30]   dick. Wayne Chambers with 10 bucks says, read a story about a woman who left her husband that[1:58:35]   got trapped in a sub. She said she didn't text, write, call. He's addicted to reading this chat[1:58:40]   as if he's going to find the secret to a way out with the chat. They're not going to help you.[1:58:45]   He won't look at her. Oh, and they have to think about this every time[1:58:50]   that they have sex from now on. Every time. Look, you can see she's getting a little upset about this.[1:58:55]   And remember, she has step kids. Doesn't she have[1:59:00]   kids and he has kids or just he has kids? He has kids that she has to[1:59:05]   raise. Oh, that mega mind. And these[1:59:13]   poor women, they're always going, oh man, when I have sex with a guy, I have to like take a half[1:59:18]   hour to get ready and get in the zone. And I really need to be focused. And[1:59:23]   now if she's one of these people who can't, then now how is she[1:59:28]   going to get in the zone? How are they ever going to get in the zone again after this? Again, it gets much bigger[1:59:33]   than what we've even seen. All not even email. Her quote was, he is a selfish[1:59:38]   asshole. I am better now without him. Read a story about her late husband.[1:59:43]   Oh, so he was trapped in the sub and she was mad that he didn't write. That checks[1:59:48]   out. No, no, we're not talking about that. I believe that story for sure. Thank you.[1:59:53]   Keep your eye on people are saying you don't come now. That's[1:59:58]   true. They're joking. I literally didn't say any of that.[2:00:03]   A lot of women, all I said, I believe is that most women don't come. No, no, no. And here's[2:00:08]   the evil part about this. She starts backpedaling and[2:00:13]   rewriting in a really evil manipulative way to the point where she[2:00:18]   starts yelling at all the fans, all the people watching. She starts blaming it on[2:00:23]   them as if they did something. Wait till you see the tweets after this.[2:00:28]   That's the best part. So now she's made the decision to tell us all that no,[2:00:33]   no, no. She was talking about other women, not herself,[2:00:38]   and that we're all assholes for bringing this up. Watch this.[2:00:43]   How does that translate to? You're not good at sex. You're actually upset.[2:00:48]   Just getting shit on. That's all you're not getting shit on. Even the chat is having fun with[2:00:53]   you. I mean, look, it's, uh, I'm just, I'm just imagining the shows that hate[2:00:58]   our show. Uh, just hammering the shit out of that. We're not hammering[2:01:03]   those clips. You're not going to be hammered on. Your own chat is having fun with you. And nobody[2:01:08]   said you were bad at sex. Let's see here. Let's, uh, let's take a look real quick. I just got to check one[2:01:13]   thing. Hold on one second there. This is insane. If you're actually upset,[2:01:18]   it's your fault, by the way, don't start turning this around on him. You made the mistake.[2:01:23]   You see that that's period behavior. That's pure period.[2:01:28]   That's the type of behavior that gets women hurt by me.[2:01:33]   You don't act like that. Jules, if you ever act like this. And that's the[2:01:38]   best part about, uh, watching fools go through all these. See how much we learn from this[2:01:43]   because now as a girl at home, if you're a girl watching this with your boyfriend at home,[2:01:48]   I'm being a bitch on my period. I'm going to be like, don't act like Megamind. Don't act like Megamind.[2:01:53]   We've already learned this from the mic show. You don't act like this. We've learned this.[2:01:58]   So you could really learn a lot about how to properly behave through life by watching the[2:02:03]   mistakes of the fools. That's how I've always spun the harassment that[2:02:08]   I do. You know, there's a positive outcome, uh, when you harass[2:02:13]   and dig into these people's lives and watch them make these very foolish mistakes. You learn a[2:02:18]   lot. We learned a lot. Studying Melton, studying Denny, studying Kumiya,[2:02:23]   Geno, all these guys, they tell us what not to do. The[2:02:29]   cancel it here. By the way, people are still fucking with us on the subs thing too.[2:02:34]   So there's another thing people are fucking with me on. Aaron is great at sex. I'm going to go pee so he can[2:02:39]   calm the fuck down. I'll walk off. April said, Ben, I'm going to go pee.[2:02:44]   I know there are sex term so that he could cool off and[2:02:49]   then leave some jewels. If you ever left me during the show.[2:02:56]   Maybe that's why this clip affected me so much because it feels like it was made personally. Yeah.[2:03:01]   As a girl on a show, just imagining how much I would be in if I did this. Say that again.[2:03:07]   How much trouble you'd be in if you did that. Exactly.[2:03:12]   But I mean, we're going really hard on April right now. He reacted horribly. He could have saved this.[2:03:17]   He's being a big pussy. He's worrying about other shows covering. He's worried about the[2:03:22]   subreddits making fun of him. He can't stop thinking about it.[2:03:27]   So they really this week, Aaron was trying to be in Denny's tweets being like, oh,[2:03:32]   tipping my hat to you. Good sir, Denny. Oh, yeah. Yeah.[2:03:37]   Hilarious Denny joke. And then he got like instant instant karma.[2:03:42]   Karma is a dog. Yeah. Like literally seconds.[2:03:46]   He tried to make fun of me with Denny this week. Remember we posted Denny's[2:03:51]   Twitter to our website, which is still up. And of course, Denny did.[2:03:56]   I'm so glad that I screenshotted myself predicting[2:04:01]   what Denny would do. I could show that. I don't think you guys need the proof.[2:04:06]   Before we launched the Denny Twitter on our site, we said,[2:04:11]   watch, he's going to post something on his Twitter to try[2:04:16]   to get back at me thinking, oh no. And then I scrambled. Well, he did it.[2:04:21]   He posted a bunch of really terrible lies about me.[2:04:26]   And I'll tell you this. I was scrambling all night. I couldn't figure out how to get the dang in bed off the site.[2:04:32]   And then Cameron got locked out. He was on vacation this week. I was up all night. I was going to tear down.[2:04:37]   I was going to call the hosting company and say, you got to just take our site down. But lo and behold,[2:04:42]   at the end of the day, I couldn't figure it out. So it had to stay up.[2:04:47]   And then, you know, we kind of just got through it and[2:04:52]   now it's all over. But it was the most very close. He tried to do this thing where he was like[2:04:57]   point. He was like, my wife has no tits. And then did like a little girl[2:05:02]   pointing at what was supposed to be Mike. But on his own Twitter, it looked like the finger was[2:05:07]   pointing to his own profile pic. That's a cope that she's using to hope that it[2:05:12]   wasn't pointing at us because, you know, that would be really devastating[2:05:18]   to our life. Heartbreaking. But yes, it's[2:05:23]   what was my point that, Oh yeah, Aaron was with Denny thinking, Oh yeah, we're getting[2:05:28]   the mic. We're getting them. And then instantly this happened to Aaron the next day.[2:05:33]   Just amazing. All you got to do is sit and wait, you know, and that's why you don't get[2:05:38]   people, you know, you never fight with the fools. The fools[2:05:43]   will always do what the fools do. You are there to observe.[2:05:48]   You know, it's like, uh, I was telling Jules, I go, you got to think of yourself as[2:05:53]   you're a doctor working in the mental institution. Okay. The doctors don't[2:05:58]   get mad when the patient and the mental institutions are saying all this stuff about them.[2:06:03]   You just go, Oh dear. Okay. We got to get them some help. We got to keep the Twitter up. So yeah, that's how you got to think[2:06:08]   of it. And Aaron, I can't believe he went in there and him and Denny[2:06:13]   thought they were, I couldn't believe it. And also Denny's prank would have been amazing if he could have[2:06:18]   just stopped tweeting and left it there, but he could only be there for two seconds[2:06:23]   because we predicted the prank. Obviously we think of all angles[2:06:28]   before we do stuff like this. We've got the screenshot showing the dates. These aren't manipulated.[2:06:33]   And uh, listen, we, you know, this is part of the job, you know,[2:06:38]   this is part of the job is you're going to say a lot of terrible things about people. You're going to make them mad.[2:06:43]   You got to take them as well. They're going to say stuff back. And, and, you know,[2:06:48]   people, I was even getting listeners writing me, Mike, take down his Twitter cause Denny's gonna,[2:06:53]   Denny's going to troll you on there and then it's on your site. He goes, sir, please,[2:06:58]   you know, I, 20 years, what kind of role model for you would I be[2:07:03]   if I didn't use my 20 years of experience to do the right thing? So yes, it doesn't[2:07:08]   matter what people say about you. You stay on course. You know,[2:07:12]   my objective is you got to see what Denny's tweeting. That doesn't change whether he gives[2:07:17]   out my, my bank routing and account number or[2:07:22]   not. You know what I mean? You stick to the course. And I[2:07:27]   think that's a great lesson that I taught everybody about. Listen, you don't let others affect you.[2:07:33]   You let others say what they want to about you. It is not about[2:07:38]   you. Okay. I think that's where a lot of shows like ours really starts slipping[2:07:43]   up and don't take this. Don't take this advice. Other shows, they start slipping up because they want to talk[2:07:48]   trash about people. And the second somebody says something back about them, they lose track[2:07:53]   of the whole mission and they start arguing with the person and getting all defensive. And now you're just in[2:07:58]   the fag fight with a guy. No fag. We ain't here to fight with guys. We're[2:08:03]   here to show you the guys. So always remember that even[2:08:08]   when you're messaging Dana Carvey or whoever we were picking on this week,[2:08:13]   don't get caught up in a fool's fight. Doesn't[2:08:18]   matter what they say about you. They're the fool. Remember? Why would you care what a[2:08:23]   fool says about you? And Aaron got caught up in that. Aaron got caught up in that.[2:08:28]   And you know, this is, you know, two weeks ago, Aaron was on record saying how much he[2:08:33]   appreciates red bar and how, you know, he's got a lot of inspiration from this show.[2:08:38]   And then I think he heard that we were on Melton's side[2:08:43]   and he started going after us here. So he was trying to team[2:08:48]   up with Josh. Denny, could you believe it? And then again, the very next[2:08:53]   day this happens. Okay. She's about to walk off. This is where it even gets better[2:08:58]   when she comes back. We'll show you this. I'm going to go pee so he can calm the fuck down.[2:09:03]   April said Ben was better. Ben who? She leaves. Oh, man.[2:09:08]   Stoney's bar in downtown Rockville, Minnesota. Check out[2:09:13]   Stoney's. Okay. She does a bunch of flux. Should we fast forward to when she gets back? I'm trying to find the time that she gets back.[2:09:18]   So he sits there. He's got to sit there. Look how long I'm fast-forwarding here. I didn't prepare any of this because[2:09:23]   we were like, we're not talking about this. It's too low, but he sits there and I think he's, he's talking about it.[2:09:28]   Oh, here she comes. And she's furious. Watch this. Here she comes back after about three,[2:09:33]   four minutes of screaming into the bathroom sink. Uh,[2:09:37]   Pandora's box here. I, uh, I didn't, uh, I didn't[2:09:42]   need to, uh, apparently start that story. But apparently if you fuck and apparently[2:09:47]   if you fuck and come, you go to sleep and April, uh, let us know she does not sleep right away after sex.[2:09:52]   I never said that once. I really hope I never said so. She has[2:09:57]   convinced herself during the bathroom break that no, no, no, the[2:10:02]   best way to handle this is to just pretend that that was never[2:10:07]   said. Then why are you guys talking about it?[2:10:12]   She never said that guys. Okay.[2:10:17]   She does not sleep right away after sex. So I never said that once. I really hope[2:10:22]   you're kidding. You said I don't fall asleep right away after sex. That[2:10:27]   just means I personally don't. Well, you know, I mean, you are insane.[2:10:32]   I was just sitting upstairs listening to you kvetching. You have to understand. Wait, I thought you were going to the[2:10:37]   bathroom, bitch. You were listening. What'd you say?[2:10:42]   What'd you say? Okay, I got to get back in there and don't say kvetching. Leave that. Yeah, come on.[2:10:47]   You guys are white supremacists. Look at yourselves. You don't say Jewish words.[2:10:52]   That's a hate crime. All right. Let's see what they do next. Insane.[2:10:57]   I was just sitting upstairs listening to you kvetching. You have to understand you're having crazy[2:11:02]   behavior right now. That is crazy. You are being like the definition of[2:11:07]   every crazy woman you've ever talked to. Look, I'm not being great. I just believe I can fuck.[2:11:12]   You are being the definition of every crazy woman. You always[2:11:17]   talk about that. You're being the definition of those women, woman. But imagine you're doing a show with him. You're[2:11:22]   stuck with him. This is on the air. If you started yelling at me about anything on the air,[2:11:27]   I'd flip this desk. I'd beat the living shit out of you with the wide angle open.[2:11:32]   I just. I'm kidding about the beating. There's no beating, but[2:11:37]   you know, you got to have respect for one another when you're in a relationship. You know, this is just[2:11:42]   this is over the light to fight like this, to raise your voice on[2:11:47]   the show. You're at work. I mean, right after it ends. Fine. Scream at him. Yeah.[2:11:52]   Hold it in. Wait till it ends. You can't act like this on the show.[2:11:57]   Let's see what they do next. Then we agree. That is[2:12:02]   that is almost narcissistic behavior just because somebody didn't sit here and say,[2:12:07]   Oh, my God, I'm so tired. You're crazy. What's up?[2:12:13]   Hey, I don't have a lot of time as I'm moving between my other clients,[2:12:18]   but as far as relationship advice, I'm just wondering if you need me to take care of[2:12:23]   April's magic bean. Oh, that's really funny, cunt face. No, not[2:12:28]   at all mad. OK, I'll hang up and thank you. Before you move on, I'm[2:12:33]   going to need to know how you got from just like I personally just I have sex all the time.[2:12:38]   Clearly, I like it. But just because I don't sleep after sex means I didn't like it or I didn't I don't[2:12:43]   come. I was trying. I was trying to do a fun joke about the story that she[2:12:48]   does. She she's the one who said it. She went, well, not every time. Yeah.[2:12:53]   I mean, you reiterated it a few times. I think you said it three times. She's saying[2:12:58]   not once. And then look at this face. I mean, you can't make this face out of the damn[2:13:03]   radio. Damn, man. You should add those elevens[2:13:08]   to your drawing. The elevens. Yeah. You're talking about this.[2:13:13]   Yeah. Well, look at that. It is an eleven.[2:13:18]   It's OK. That doesn't bother me. Then you got mad. Are you shitting[2:13:23]   on me? No, you clearly got mad and pissy because I felt[2:13:28]   you change. You did that thing in the show where I felt the other person doing a fun.[2:13:33]   If I was if I was actually mad, would I have taken Marquis's call[2:13:38]   and let him shit on me? Yeah, I didn't know if you were shitting on him or not up until that point.[2:13:43]   I absolutely was having fun. And then I watched you change like you said that I wasn't[2:13:49]   giving you enough credit or something or that I just don't come. And then I felt[2:13:54]   really fucking know what I said. What I said was, no, every time you do and you go, no, no,[2:13:59]   no, no. I was fucking around. But you clearly took it personally when I was fucking around.[2:14:04]   I was fucking around and going, oh, no, every time. Right. Like, no. And you were like defiant.[2:14:09]   You're like, no, not every time you really think it's every time I was fucking with you.[2:14:14]   Well, I will sit here and tell you that as your co-host, somebody doing the show with you and having fun. I[2:14:19]   did not get that vibe from you. Dirty Nickers becoming a member for one month, says April.[2:14:24]   And then she takes a giant sip of warm[2:14:29]   bottled plastic, bottled Coca-Cola. Disgusting[2:14:34]   watching a girl drink regular Coke on the air like this out of this 20 ounce type of bottle[2:14:39]   cans. First of all, we don't even use we won't buy the Coke 20 ounce bottle.[2:14:44]   I'd rather drink out of a two liter than that. The mini cans, mini can[2:14:49]   can glass bottle, two liter and then plastic small bottle.[2:14:54]   So the best Coke is the mini can. The second best Coke is the regular can.[2:14:59]   The third best Coke is the mini glass bottle. Fourth best Coke is the[2:15:04]   full size glass bottle. Then it jumps to the two liter. Then the[2:15:09]   three liter. Oh, wait. And you got to put in the fountain. Oh yeah.[2:15:13]   Coke fountain, of course. Coke fountain. And that's a whole nother discussion, but never[2:15:18]   these 20 ounce bottles. Really? I won't. No,[2:15:23]   I don't drink soda out of 20 ounce bottles. Did you go to Subway on your way to the job site? And then she's going to drink that.[2:15:28]   And imagine, you know what warm Coke is in a good swig to take during[2:15:33]   an argument. I imagine that I could almost imagine it with[2:15:38]   this kind of has this Coke vibe in my mouth. Let's see. Just like Coke.[2:15:43]   Not good. You don't want to be screaming and yelling and fighting with somebody and drinking Coca-Cola.[2:15:48]   Right? Let's see what they do next.[2:15:53]   This gaslighting, Aaron, please don't get mad. I look, I look, I know now[2:15:58]   that I will save those kinds of stories for Johnny. Oh, hell no. I do those stories[2:16:03]   well with you all the time. Why did you have to get angry?[2:16:08]   Maybe that I wasn't angry. I wouldn't.[2:16:13]   You got to see this face. How did she think that this is like, she either is so mad that[2:16:18]   she's like blacked out right now. If you ever did this face to me that's coming up, I would spray[2:16:23]   paint you. I mean, I just[2:16:28]   watched this over and over and over because I just couldn't believe that she could say[2:16:33]   so many things that you can't. You can't say this stuff on the air. Watch your little[2:16:38]   face. Even the thing she was, I mean, maybe this is too like inside, but even the thing where she's like,[2:16:43]   you changed, you turned into a different person. Oh boy. So now[2:16:48]   we're figuring out the tell. So now we know when he does this little smile and keeps reading the chat, it means he's under[2:16:53]   attack. That's him when he's at his most nervous. It's like seeing Ethan's new tick. Have you seen[2:16:58]   Ethan's new tick? I dare to try it. You've seen Ethan Klein's new tick. I call it the[2:17:04]   pappy. He goes like this and his[2:17:09]   face scrunches up like a little old man. I don't even want to do it because I feel like it affects my[2:17:14]   jaw. It'll stay that way. It feels like it'll stay that way. Ethan's got a new ticket where the jog was[2:17:19]   happening. I think she just might be like blacking out from period anger.[2:17:26]   Yeah. Watch, watch. Look at this face. Look at this face. We got to drain these women of their periods,[2:17:31]   huh? Enough of this period. Right, fellas? It's horrible. Let me remind you.[2:17:36]   I mean, come on. Wait, I think you should do the grumpy lines.[2:17:44]   The grumpy lines there. Just add a couple. The 11.[2:17:55]   Like that. That's pretty good. Good enough. That's good enough.[2:18:01]   Do you guys like this? All right. We're going to give this to the MLC podcast so[2:18:06]   they could put them on shirts. Let's watch this little face here. This is good.[2:18:11]   Did you have to get angry? Maybe that I wasn't angry. I wouldn't have[2:18:16]   taken two calls shitting on me if I was angry about it. That's why you went on at length[2:18:21]   about how upset you were that everyone was going to shit on you that you can't fuck now. I was sick.[2:18:26]   I'm saying how many times have I said that on the show before where I[2:18:31]   go, Oh, the Reddits are going to run with that one. I'm going to roll over on this one. I'm just telling you as a[2:18:36]   co-host and I know that Corey's done this before and other people said it before too. That's not the vibe I got. Okay.[2:18:41]   Well then look like Corey and everybody else for you to sit and say, Oh, I guess I'll just save sex stories[2:18:46]   for Johnny. That's shitty too. Cause you know, I've done millions of.[2:18:51]   Say things like I'll save the sex stories for Johnny. I thought it was the funny thing to say after that happened.[2:18:56]   You didn't seem like you were out. I'm with cock put the break screen on and scream.[2:19:01]   And I got to say, I mean, April's being crazy, but you just let her[2:19:06]   yell at you like this while you're giggling. Like I know that's what I mean. So it's so now we[2:19:11]   know that when he's under attack, he does this little smile to make you guys think everything is fine[2:19:16]   when inside it's imploding. I mean, you have to stop this. You have[2:19:24]   to stop this guy here. You're the husband. He can't, he won't. It's on his[2:19:29]   mind so much. He won't change topics. He won't bring up something better.[2:19:34]   He keeps reading the chat about it and he does this throughout this whole[2:19:39]   day. And then the whole next day they do this same thing. It's almost the whole time.[2:19:44]   They can't stop talking about it. They can't stop. Octave. I can just hear Chad with this now.[2:19:49]   Yeah. This is going to seem like you were having fun. Honestly, if I don't delete this episode after it's done, we're going to be[2:19:54]   fucking ripped apart for this one. This[2:19:59]   doesn't happen. Brian Boswick says April rolling over unsatisfied[2:20:04]   yet again. I don't stop reading this. Sharon Orson says, guys,[2:20:09]   ROTC already did the fighting on air bit. Yeah.[2:20:14]   Kyle says Johnny and Corey come all the time.[2:20:19]   There's that call. Do you want me to read these or no? They're chanting[2:20:24]   divorce now in the chat. I know they're kidding. I knew the chat was kidding the whole time.[2:20:29]   Red bar already showed this episode. Don't tag me on Twitter[2:20:34]   and shit when people play this and don't tag him with this, please.[2:20:39]   This is going to destroy his whole mind. He doesn't need to see this. Oh,[2:20:47]   man. Nice wrist. You little fang. I know you are a little[2:20:52]   God. Look at this fucking geekess, dude. I[2:20:57]   mean, how dare you look at this guy's mouth and then you're wondering like, do the[2:21:02]   fans that they actually have, like the people who actually like this show, aren't they seeing this and[2:21:07]   going, Hey, these guys are like little manipulative liars. Like they really,[2:21:12]   I mean, she really goes far to try to pretend that this was all in[2:21:17]   the chat's head, that she had nothing to do with this.[2:21:22]   That bothers me. Shit on our show and everything else. I don't need to see this. I would maintain.[2:21:27]   I was, I was having an absolute great time the whole time. I took two calls shitting on[2:21:32]   me. I tried to explain myself. Don Lemon's eight says Aaron was kidding the whole time.[2:21:37]   I was sitting here having a really hard time telling. I'm surprised she doesn't do those little[2:21:42]   flyaways here. The Jesus fish. Where are the little wings that all the white trash blondes[2:21:47]   have the Lauren Southern Jesus fish eyes.[2:21:52]   Why don't you have those two little things going like that? Do a makeover on her so bad. If we[2:21:57]   got her some, her hair, she looks like she works at dang Arby's. If we just[2:22:02]   got her some new clothes, new hair and new makeup. I think the clothes are cool. This is target like a basketball[2:22:07]   player in like a week. What do you think? Where does she get these clothes? Massimo target?[2:22:12]   I don't even know. That's one of her forever. 21. That is a nice shirt to[2:22:17]   compare. Wait till you see what she's wearing on the next. I can't wait. All right, let's play just a little bit more. We[2:22:22]   got a lot of stuff to do here today. I was bragging about my sexual prowess while you went, well, no, not every[2:22:27]   time I'm around. It's really hard for me to tell with you sometimes[2:22:32]   when you sit and say things like all this, you know, they're just going to clip this shit and just get mad. You know, I can't[2:22:37]   fuck and stuff like it. It's hard for somebody next to you to tell that you're kidding. Alex says cringe of the week. Yeah,[2:22:42]   we're going to end up on. I've been being extra mean to April this whole time, but she's mad because her[2:22:47]   husband is such a pussy that she can't just do a throwaway. Like if I did a throwaway line[2:22:52]   that was embarrassing to Mike, he would immediately save it and make[2:22:57]   it funny. You hear that? She can't even say one little mistake as[2:23:02]   the show's girl. Exactly. It's like, oh my God.[2:23:07]   Who the fuck cares? Protect the family. Protect the family. I have to delete[2:23:12]   today's episode for sure. Five bucks from rinsing. Every time this show ends and she turns[2:23:17]   the stream off, she goes, you did it again. You saved the family. And then we hug. I do say that's[2:23:22]   serious. This is serious. Every time we have an episode that was a success,[2:23:28]   we both celebrate that we saved the family. I saved the family,[2:23:33]   right? And you did. There's no saving family here. They barely make 58 bucks a day on this thing.[2:23:38]   When says Aaron, you won't get this lip from Chad as your wife. Oh,[2:23:44]   what? So are we going to be able to move on and do a show or should I call Johnny? Wow.[2:23:49]   I would desperately like fucking around.[2:23:54]   Well, thank you for clarifying. I'm doing a show. I do how many shows with you a week?[2:23:59]   I do almost all the shows with you a week besides two. This never happened. So I would say[2:24:04]   that if I was seriously having a hard time, something was off with you. I'm definitely going to end[2:24:09]   up. This steel toe is going to be. This is what I mean. You really don't get like most shows have corrected[2:24:14]   the behavior. They know what's expected. You're not getting this long of a fight[2:24:19]   these days on these shows would let it go on. That's what I mean. So regardless of who it is,[2:24:24]   the lowest of the low shirt, but it's still a great live fight. And[2:24:29]   normally even when there's a family fight. Yes. Even when people do make blunders,[2:24:34]   usually they're able to like,[2:24:36]   you can kind of catch the blender and then they are able to cover. Yeah.[2:24:41]   People get over it. They fix it professional.[2:24:45]   But these guys just let this take over their entire two shows in a row. I need to see this[2:24:50]   guy fully naked. Sorry. Can somebody do an AI version of him fully[2:24:55]   naked? Perfect to spec, please. Fully[2:25:00]   naked. I want to see his butt, his dick. And I want that dick bald.[2:25:05]   I want the whole stash gone, lasered, completely bald.[2:25:10]   Everything. The little balls, the little dick jiggling with those muscle[2:25:15]   less thighs. I want to see it all. Please AI this.[2:25:20]   Through the mud. Pretty bad this weekend. Who bully? Let's take a look here.[2:25:25]   That's why I went upstairs the first time you were saying that subs still dropping. That's good. All right. So[2:25:30]   we're 55 away from 10,000 again. That's really good. Boy. It really is writing shit[2:25:35]   on us this week on this program. Hobo chili recipe with $4.99 says white women call[2:25:40]   this the silent treatment and up and get a divorce already. Clearly Aaron is not getting you there physically.[2:25:45]   Here that comes now. Oh boy.[2:25:50]   Kashia says, just ask her what you need to do better in bed. Here we go.[2:25:55]   Let's whoa. So our new bit. And again, you don't need to be in no bed,[2:26:00]   bro. I don't want this guy in bed doing nothing.[2:26:05]   All right. I got to see what Kumi has said about this. Please go watch this continues for hours and hours and[2:26:10]   hours. If you like that kind of stuff, watch the show after this one because they start the show going,[2:26:15]   well guys, we're getting divorced and try to do like a fake.[2:26:20]   They're getting divorced bit and then they just start arguing again and talking about it for the whole[2:26:25]   rest of the show. Yeah, it's great. I mean, it really is one sentence without being like, well,[2:26:30]   that's like how my dick doesn't work. Imagine that.[2:26:35]   So this is a, this just came in this morning. We have not seen this yet. So Aaron[2:26:40]   and April did a couple of special shows on compound media and they get very excited[2:26:45]   there. They are over the moon when Kumi invites them on. They want a real slot on the network.[2:26:50]   They love, they want to be on compound media. Believe that Anthony Kumi is network. This is[2:26:55]   where they want, this is their dream. This is the person to be on their network most[2:27:00]   in the world. So let's see what that guy thinks. So this is Kumi. It says Aaron's a joke to everyone[2:27:05]   in this podcast community. Even Anthony Kumi is laughing at him.[2:27:10]   So sad. Okay. So it looks like it's going to be[2:27:15]   some zoom show that a Kumi was on. Let's take a look. I have not seen this.[2:27:20]   We'll see what happens Tuesday. The difference between me and Artie's nose is[2:27:25]   so here these guys are, you got the Reverend Bob Levy, a legend. Listen,[2:27:30]   we're not worthy to this Reverend Bob Levy. You seen this guy?[2:27:37]   One of the greats icon. I don't know who the rest of these people are, but[2:27:42]   here is a Kumi, uh, sitting from that starter apartment in New York City where he plays call[2:27:47]   of duty. We got a bonus clip of a Kumi or right after this. Don't go anywhere.[2:27:51]   That's a Kumi of the worst guy in our roster. Okay.[2:27:56]   All right. Let's see what they say. Aaron can find.[2:28:01]   I kind of missed that. The difference between[2:28:06]   me and Artie's nose is Aaron can find. So they're reading one of their super chats. This is how these[2:28:11]   people make a living. Super chatters. Uh, the difference between[2:28:16]   me and Artie's nose, Artie, uh, Artie quitter.[2:28:21]   What is his name? Artie Lang. The difference between me and Artie Lang's nose is[2:28:26]   Aaron from steel toe can find Artie's nose.[2:28:31]   Is this a, Oh yeah. And it's from April's neglected. I hate to say this[2:28:36]   bean. So they're saying he can't find, this is a big term.[2:28:41]   You hear sex people. He can't find the hole, I guess is what they're saying.[2:28:46]   They can't find the hole. You've heard this all the time. Hey, you're nowhere near the hole of my pussy.[2:28:51]   I think that's what they're getting to. I'm not a sex guy. I don't know these terms.[2:28:56]   So let's see. Uh, they, somebody writes a super chat and they all laugh.[2:29:01]   Find out.[2:29:09]   So you're all up to date with this whole thing.[2:29:13]   A Kumi is up to date on what we just showed you. So the whole internet[2:29:18]   is talking about this so much. So that a Kumi,[2:29:21]   that's the loudest laugh bursts out laughing when he hears this. Yeah.[2:29:25]   A Kumi, it looks rich. He looks healthy there. Let's see that again.[2:29:30]   Is she going to add any commentary? We don't know yet. I forget. I kind of watch this one ear in.[2:29:36]   Wow. Uh, women say to don this things.[2:29:45]   We just got to shoot two of them. Let's talk off air when John[2:29:50]   doesn't show up, which, which two of us are going to fight. Okay.[2:29:55]   Tuesday prayers for April. Everybody. Wow.[2:29:59]   Thank you everybody for watching.[2:30:06]   Very nice. Thank you. A that's a Kumi. You can find him on Instagram.[2:30:10]   He's a Kumi. I haven't seen him look that genuinely happy in a while.[2:30:15]   Well, let's see. We've got some footage from, wait,[2:30:17]   you should quickly show April's tweets. Cause I feel like that's the best part since we already did this much.[2:30:22]   So here's what April's doing now. The mega mind.[2:30:24]   This is what she's doing on Twitter after you just saw how that all played out, right?[2:30:28]   Nobody's fault, but there's, here she is on Twitter.[2:30:32]   Maybe you get me some nice reading music. Go in here. Uh,[2:30:36]   look at this. April M and the whole T there she is wearing[2:30:41]   a hat to cover the mind. She says,[2:30:44]   it goes without saying that I'm getting all of my needs met in life.[2:30:48]   It should not need to be addressed.[2:30:52]   I should not need to be addressing this at all,[2:30:54]   but I'm getting reports that insult in cells have gone off the rails.[2:30:59]   Listen, full context. I made a throwaway line regarding women in general[2:31:04]   and sex. I'm good guy.[2:31:08]   I'm going to delete them as you go along. So you don't get confused. Should I keep clicking the first one?[2:31:14]   Uh, okay. And it doesn't update like that for me. So, uh,[2:31:19]   let's see. It goes without saying that's what I just said. Okay.[2:31:23]   Here's the next one I could go. I could figure this out. Okay. All right.[2:31:27]   I would never address this,[2:31:30]   but I think everyone should know how sick and small you in cells[2:31:35]   are. If all you have to do is chum[2:31:39]   lies, turn out, lie, or turn. Oh, okay. Yeah, it is. Sure.[2:31:44]   If all you have to do is churn lies and out of it,[2:31:48]   context clips about another man and his wife in the bedroom.[2:31:52]   I think you need to reevaluate and stop being so clearly[2:31:56]   obsessed. Oh, and read the middle part.[2:32:00]   You've all absolutely. You have all absolutely lost your mind.[2:32:04]   And anyone making videos out there saying that I've claimed my sex[2:32:09]   life is lacking is wrong. I would never have a reason to say such a thing.[2:32:14]   If you are the people spreading that lie, I know that it's a full blown[2:32:20]   projection from you. Wow.[2:32:25]   Unreal. Okay. There's a couple. I'm not going to read all these here.[2:32:28]   I'm going to do one more. Okay. Unless you've got a special one here.[2:32:31]   Let me see. People who are crusted to their gaming chairs in[2:32:36]   their rentals think they are the moral high ground and better than others[2:32:41]   thinking they are the sermon of someone else's lives because they have none.[2:32:45]   You are laughable. I love this kind of stuff.[2:32:50]   When people address the haters on Twitter like the second last one in the last[2:32:55]   second to last one. Okay. Hold on a second here. Second to last one here.[2:33:00]   And there's a lot of these. There's probably even more of this.[2:33:03]   If you can do this one last, do this one last. Okay. No, no, no.[2:33:07]   I just meant that can be the last. Okay, great. Should I read this?[2:33:13]   I mean, they're all pretty good. This one first, Kevin McDonald,[2:33:17]   where are you getting these bad comments? April YouTube comments,[2:33:21]   uh, Twitter here publicly DMS here on Twitter.[2:33:24]   I generally only see positive comments towards you at Aaron.[2:33:27]   Cause she wasn't even getting that many people. So this is all in her head.[2:33:31]   She goes, you are correct.[2:33:33]   Any of my tweets are also not angry,[2:33:36]   but almost more impressed that people could try to make a name for[2:33:41]   themselves by lying to everyone about someone else's good marriage.[2:33:46]   Aaron and I are both positive people and the good ones out there reflect that.[2:33:52]   Wow. Okay. Now you can do the last one. Okay.[2:33:56]   Going psycho here. You see what I mean? I think that's so manipulative,[2:34:00]   so evil. Um, Anthony Kumiya says,[2:34:05]   this is what you want me to read. Isn't this the last one?[2:34:08]   That's the last one on my list here. Wait, let me see.[2:34:13]   Try this again. Yeah, here we go. Read the quote tweet. Yeah.[2:34:18]   April, no offense, seriously,[2:34:20]   but telling the internet to stop mentioning something is hugely[2:34:23]   counterproductive. I didn't tell them to stop.[2:34:27]   I was just pointing out how absolutely low brow and scummy they are a complete[2:34:31]   lack of talent. I almost never address any bullshit.[2:34:34]   I just happen to think this is particularly, particularly ridiculous.[2:34:40]   She went on like this all night. Like that's only like half of what she said.[2:34:44]   All right. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back with more on red bar.[2:34:48]   See you soon. Red bar in the wild. When we come back.[2:35:10]   Everything is fine the way it is.[2:35:25]   We all agreed upon the format.[2:35:30]   Hand is in the city running wild.[2:35:34]   Every suckers hanging on some feedback.[2:35:39]   I am staring at your outfit.[2:35:43]   My mind is going I can feel it.[2:35:47]   I left my money in my other chains.[2:35:51]   I ignored you in the hallway.[2:35:55]   Please don't try to stab me while I'm eating.[2:35:59]   I indicate but miss the turning anyway.[2:36:04]   We are headed for a breakthrough.[2:36:08]   I only did it because God told me to.[2:36:25]   Say something. God damn it. You're on TV.[2:36:30]   I'm standing in the kitchen.[2:36:34]   But I didn't happen because you said so.[2:36:38]   I wanted it and I made the decision.[2:36:43]   Hand is swinging round a bread knife.[2:36:47]   In the garden looking out for new life.[2:36:54]   I don't see a ceiling this time.[2:37:23]   I'm still stuck on where I sit. Everyone's a winner.[2:37:37]   And no one even saw it happen.[2:37:42]   I think they know something we don't.[2:37:46]   I wouldn't have it any different.[2:37:51]   I'm standing in the bedroom.[2:37:55]   Saying are there any questions.[2:38:01]   Coming back.[2:38:11]   Hi. Welcome to Red Bar.[2:38:14]   The show that goes anywhere, does almost anything.[2:38:17]   We hope you've joined our Scars Club.[2:38:21]   Get access to every other show.[2:38:26]   And then also get access to our entire archive.[2:38:28]   Or what's left of it.[2:38:31]   And get shows like this one.[2:38:34]   Support the show. Keep it ad-free.[2:38:38]   That's at redbarradio.net slash Scars Club.[2:38:44]   And thank you for being a member.[2:38:48]   I just want to see some cool stuff I got laying here.[2:38:51]   I got some cool stuff. Check this out.[2:38:54]   Let's show them this. So, did that go off?[2:38:58]   Yeah, it went off. Ooh, I'm surprisingly, yeah, that's good.[2:39:01]   Sorry, we're just talking about air conditioners. We're talking about fans.[2:39:04]   I got this Dyson here. This beautiful Dyson.[2:39:07]   It's purifying my air and it's blowing a little breeze. I feel great.[2:39:11]   We have this. You saw my YouTube plaque here.[2:39:15]   And here, cut to the close-up of that.[2:39:18]   And you could see, what does that say? EDP 445.[2:39:25]   So, we have this plaque laying in the front room.[2:39:28]   And like I said, we've had some, you could cut back.[2:39:31]   Had some delivery people here delivering furniture.[2:39:35]   We had the security people here upgrading our spyware.[2:39:40]   And some service people here.[2:39:43]   And two out of the three service people saw this plaque and they got all excited.[2:39:48]   The security goes, what's this?[2:39:50]   I go, oh, it's just some joke. I don't know. Somebody sent this to us.[2:39:56]   And they go, EDP 445.[2:39:59]   And then the other guy sees this. He gets all excited too, thinking,[2:40:03]   we're here with a celebrity. People really get excited about it.[2:40:06]   No wonder they all put this up on their shelving units behind them in the YouTube studios.[2:40:12]   But it says EDP 445.[2:40:14]   And this gay guy, I was telling you about him earlier, this gay service guy.[2:40:20]   He goes, EDP 445. That's like a really bad guy.[2:40:26]   I didn't even consider, I didn't even know what that meant.[2:40:30]   This plaque that somebody just randomly sent us says EDP 445.[2:40:34]   He thought they just smashed the keyboard when making it.[2:40:37]   Yeah, I thought it was just a fake plaque, but apparently this EDP 445 is a real guy.[2:40:42]   Do we have a video of him or something?[2:40:45]   I don't know anything about him. But then after that, I immediately Googled him and recognized him.[2:40:50]   Yeah. So what did he do? He was in trouble for something. The guy was all worried.[2:40:54]   I guess he got straight up busted meeting up with 13 year olds.[2:40:58]   A pedophile.[2:41:00]   Or something like that. I don't know the whole story.[2:41:02]   And it's been sitting there in our front room. I don't know how many people have seen this.[2:41:06]   They think that's us.[2:41:07]   445. They might think it's us because maybe they heard, oh, EDP 445 was sentenced or convicted of being a pedophile.[2:41:16]   So I thought this was just some dumb plaque. I thought somebody just entered this in stupidly.[2:41:22]   But now I see this is very, very funny. Thank you. I will cherish this as my own.[2:41:27]   And thank you guys for helping us get to a hundred thousand on YouTube.[2:41:31]   How many guys have come in and out of here thinking we're associated with this?[2:41:34]   They might think, you know, how many guys were too afraid to say anything after reading the name?[2:41:39]   Um, I've got these here today. Lots of stuff to show and tell. We've been working on these yonder bag openers.[2:41:46]   These are the actual bags. If you haven't seen them, uh, you could check these tools, uh, please.[2:41:52]   Yeah. These are the actual bags. This is what they put your phone in. Here's one we got open.[2:41:56]   Remember once you close them, you cannot open them unless you have the new red bar device that's coming soon.[2:42:06]   So these are the bags. We got these off eBay. They're hard to get. I got about six different guys out there making prototypes for me.[2:42:13]   Now we got one guy who's building it, disguising it into another item.[2:42:18]   He's 3d printing it, disguising it as something else so that you could sneak it in the show.[2:42:21]   But this is getting so bad. This locking up in phones thing. They were just saying the comedy seller in New York started locking up the phones too.[2:42:32]   And it's even worse than that. They're now locking up Apple watches and Apple ear pods.[2:42:40]   The earphones. They're making you lock up in the bag. So you got to take off your watch at the comedy show.[2:42:47]   God forbid you film Tony Hinchcliffe's set that he's been doing for the last 10 years.[2:42:53]   God forbid we hear that. What are they so worried about? I think we had a clip from Jim and Sam throw that to up next there for me.[2:43:01]   Um, but yes, they're making you imagine you get to the door. You know, this is like the, uh, the TSA, which they all have complained about on their podcast over the years.[2:43:11]   How many times has Bill Burr, Joe Rogan, all these people complained about the TSA. Now they're making us take off our watch hand over.[2:43:21]   And there's something about handing over your phone that I can't get with, right? There's something so degrading about that.[2:43:29]   The answer for me is no, I don't need to see the comedy show if I need to turn in all my items.[2:43:36]   And now they're afraid if you have the AirPods jewels that you'll access because you're allowed to keep your phone on in the bag in case an emergency, right?[2:43:46]   That's the idea behind the bag. You put the phone in the bag and then you get to keep it on you. And if you hear something vibrating, then you can go outside.[2:43:54]   They'll open it for you and you can make your emergency call. Hopefully it's not too late.[2:43:59]   Um, but yeah, they want you to put your AirPods in it because if you got your phone laying here in your bag, you could start recording, right?[2:44:08]   You could tell it to start recording via your AirPods and then God forbid they catch you.[2:44:14]   And wouldn't you just be able to record audio anyway?[2:44:16]   Yeah, which that's what they're so afraid of. They don't. Why?[2:44:20]   They're so afraid to get the big bad comedians. You talk about how, Oh man, I don't play with cancel code.[2:44:28]   Well, you do. You're locking people's watches up out of fear that a short clip from your standup show, which to me, if you're saying it on a stage in public at a public place, like a standup show, you should be able to say it to anybody.[2:44:42]   I don't like this idea of we're going to be such brave comedians and say all this nasty stuff on stage, but nobody is allowed to hear it except for the people who have committed to this deal in, in this very room.[2:44:56]   I don't like that at all. So we are, yes, creating a legal device that you could carry on. They cannot take this device from you, by the way, it's in our terms of service.[2:45:08]   We are creating a device that simply, when you get the bag like this and it's locked up, you could go into the bathroom, you could go right under your chair and you simply press it on there.[2:45:21]   And without any noise, without any commotion, your phone is unlocked. Now there's an easier way. And again, I don't know why people can't think of this.[2:45:29]   I had a guy message me this week. He goes, man, I'm going to the comedy mothership to see a show, wish I could get, you know, maybe I could break open the phone bag and get some footage for you.[2:45:40]   And I go, just tell the people at the door that you left your phone in your car because you know they're locking them up to say, I don't have my phone on me. I left it in the car and then put it in your pants.[2:45:52]   Are they going to search your pocket? I mean, I can't imagine they're searching your, and if they are searching your pockets, that's too much for a comedy show. Sorry.[2:46:00]   This guy emailed us a few weeks ago and he was like, Mike, I know you really want to open the yonder bags, but.[2:46:08]   Oh yeah. Read this. Yeah. Tell them this one.[2:46:11]   Maybe. Can you look through the notes? If we have that email, I couldn't believe what somebody was saying to me.[2:46:16]   Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it.[2:46:17]   Great. Pull that out. You could read that if you've got it.[2:46:21]   Okay. Go ahead.[2:46:23]   Someone says pro yonder bag anecdote. I'll keep this short, but there's a leaked 20 minute set of Shane Gillis at the cellar. I watched it. And then when I saw him in a theater a year later, it ruined it for me.[2:46:36]   Excuse me. A free speech issue or whatever. I agree with you, but it does hurt good comics when material leaks.[2:46:43]   It hurts good comics when material leaks. Get them out of here, boys. Danny, take this guy away. Guards![2:46:53]   I just thought that was so cute. Cause it's like.[2:46:55]   It's like, yeah, we're trying to hurt good comics idiots. It's like, what did you think this was about? So that you can get to your phone to call your babysitter. It's a prank on the comics.[2:47:09]   Do we have that clip from the, uh, Jim and Sam show that I wanted to.[2:47:14]   Yeah. Next up comedy seller.[2:47:16]   Okay. Comedy seller here. Listen to this. This is from the gym and Sam show. Yeah. Jim Norton. Yeah. The worm. They're still doing that show on Sirius XM.[2:47:28]   Listen to this. It's just audio only. Uh, is it playing? Nope. Muted.[2:47:36]   Just let me rewind. There you go. I can't see where the damn player is.[2:47:44]   Let's see. Cause we've got a screen recording of a player, right? So that's not the real player. So what do I do?[2:47:51]   Literally? I can't see where the hell the, uh, the player for this one is because it's a refresh the page.[2:47:58]   I'm going to have to unmute. Okay. So the mute's right here. I gotta be quick. There you go.[2:48:04]   Talk about black mirror. I'll bet that most of the people who figure out how to rip open those yonder bags, just want to check their texts, right?[2:48:14]   They're ripping open their bags trying to like expose you like the show. They're not going to record the show. They just can't. What's going on. I don't have my phone.[2:48:21]   I don't have it. Yeah. You feel like you're disconnected. I know it's a seller too. They do Apple watches as well.[2:48:29]   Small watches. Yeah. I believe at Bill's show, he was doing Apple watches, phones, and, uh, ear, uh, AirPods because you can control your phone through voice commands.[2:48:42]   If you just put your AirPods in, even if it's in a yonder bag phone record, right?[2:48:46]   So I think like, okay. So yeah, that's the update on that. I couldn't believe it when I heard the watch. I mean, how pathetic is that?[2:48:59]   Here you go, sir. Here you go. Oh, my ear, my earrings too. In case they record here, my shirt, here's my shoes.[2:49:07]   Yeah. I don't even want to do that through TSA. I get violently angry still with the TSA that you've all let happen.[2:49:13]   So yes, we are inventing the product. It is still on pace and there'll be, uh, available for everybody and hopefully very affordable too.[2:49:23]   And then you got to go in to test the product. We got to send a bunch of people will pay for your ticket to the comedy mothership.[2:49:30]   That's where you're going to test the product for the first time. And hopefully we get some video and audio from these guys.[2:49:37]   There's nothing they could do to stop us.[2:49:40]   And I think my ultimate goal is for there to be a sign at the comedy mothership with a picture of our product saying that it's banned.[2:49:49]   That would be great too. Yeah. I mean, the bit isn't and believe you got to put this out there. If they ban our product from the thing, that still is a win for us.[2:50:00]   That knowing about the product and banning it would still be an incredible opportunity for me.[2:50:07]   So yes, we are not. That is not, Oh, they've banned it, Mike. Now you're stuck with all these products. No, no, no, I'm not stuck with them.[2:50:15]   Okay. I got some more cool stuff to show you. Let's see what we got. I'll save this one for the end real quick.[2:50:21]   These were things here you can put on some nice background, uh, maybe mailbox Monday, not mailbox Monday, but just some friendly music here that we can show people.[2:50:28]   This was stuff sent to the PO box and you could send stuff to our PO box.[2:50:34]   Oh, thank you. You could go to the contact page at redbarradio.net to send something in. Let's see what we got today.[2:50:43]   Indisputable compelling evidence for the existence of God, divinity of the Torah purpose of life. It's a book. Thank you very much.[2:50:54]   That was a stupid one. The worst one we got there so far. Thank you. I liked it. You know, what's been cool.[2:51:01]   A lot of people are starting to follow. You got to get on some more children. This music is like making me psychotic.[2:51:07]   I was trying to make it seem like it was a game show. No, that's too much. No, that's true. It's too crazy.[2:51:14]   It's gotta be slower than that. I can't speak at this speed. I was saying, whenever I get something, the first thing I do, like when I get a card,[2:51:23]   when I get a card from somebody like a little kid, the first thing I do is I rip open the card. I go like this.[2:51:30]   And if there's nothing in there, no cashola, I get a little upset. I said that is a joke. And the listeners who sent stuff in, they started putting cash in the cards.[2:51:41]   So hopefully I got two examples of that. Some people are putting cash in the cards. A guy sent a $20 bill in there. I shook the card. It fell right out.[2:51:51]   Another guy threw a five in there, shook it, fell right out. Another guy threw a one. All we're asking for is one. Please don't give us 20 bucks. That's too much.[2:52:00]   This was sent in here. And I don't know. Tell me what you guys think. Is this supposed to be Rogan here? It's a Ninja Turtle plush.[2:52:10]   You want to zoom in on that face there? It really looks like Rogan, but then when you look at it straight on, it's like, there's no way.[2:52:17]   Now that's gotta be Rogan, right? We're having a hard time figuring out who this is. Maybe it's because it has blue eyes and it's really throwing us off.[2:52:23]   And sometimes this looks like it's a man with white hair. You know, this could be a man with white hair, but we love it. This is going on our living room couch.[2:52:34]   And company will see this when they come over. Thank you so much. And they sent me this again with the toys here. Here's a card.[2:52:43]   Mike, congratulations on season 20. Watch this, guys. 20 bucks. Look at that. It really happened. Thank you so much.[2:52:52]   Now, just to show people, this isn't about the money. It's about the fallout. Here you go.[2:53:01]   Get cut into this to show the luxury. It is not about the money. It is about the fallout of the cards.[2:53:09]   I don't want you to think Mike needs money. He's making listeners send in money. This really bothers the jelly roll type fans that we have.[2:53:19]   Some people get really mad about stuff like that. The burning of money. So he says, congrats on season 20. Thank you so much. And it's a...[2:53:31]   Ooh, that smells very bad. I'm guessing this is, I don't know what this is supposed to be. It's a Ninja Turtle toy. You could click in there.[2:53:40]   They hate when I tell you to switch cameras, so you just have to do that.[2:53:43]   Maybe you're showing it. Okay. You're acting like April. I don't know what this is supposed to be. Do they think this looks like Joey Diaz or something?[2:53:52]   No, you have to read his catchphrase on the back. It's part of the letter. I don't know if you read that.[2:53:56]   Let's see. A scene in the cartoon show. Toon Burn. April's big bad boss. Vital Toonistics. Toon Tools.[2:54:07]   Favorite saying. Oh, here it is. Look at this. Favorite saying, get back to work.[2:54:14]   We love that saying.[2:54:16]   Favorite saying, get back to work. Very cool. So that's like Ron Bennington. We always said Ron Bennington is saying, get back to work.[2:54:26]   That's the kind of guy. It's a long story. Thank you so much. I'll cherish that forever.[2:54:31]   Let's see what we got here. Another card here. Cats of San Bernardino. A lot of the people who send in stuff, they do like little kids sticker stuff and they send like little kids toys.[2:54:41]   It's cute. They're dressing it up.[2:54:43]   I'm just wondering. It's always something that all the people who send stuff in, they do that little kids cartoony stuff, which I didn't know I was into that.[2:54:51]   Aloha RBR. So we got one of these cool stickers. Wait, that actually works with the shirt I'm wearing today.[2:54:59]   Oh my God. Aloha RBR.[2:55:02]   Whoa. Look at that. Aloha RBR. Thank you so much. This is just like one of Dave Portney's unboxings during Cavitica.[2:55:10]   Love those. Mike and Jules, congrats. Wrapping up another great season. A couple of notes on this package.[2:55:16]   The T-shirt is from a black owned wine company. Do I have that here? Yes.[2:55:24]   The T-shirt is from a black owned wine company. That's very funny to us, right? Because black owned businesses.[2:55:33]   That's like having a plus size business to me. Black girl magic. Very funny. Black owned business.[2:55:41]   You ever see that on DoorDash where it goes black owned? Yeah. Thanks for the warning.[2:55:47]   Thank you. A black owned business. That's very funny. You guys know what a plus size creator is? We just learned about that this week. Some girl was busted.[2:55:57]   The Sheehan clothing scandal. And this creator refers to herself as a plus size creator.[2:56:07]   I mean, plus size could only be referred to as like the clothes. If you're a plus size model, it means you're modeling plus size clothes.[2:56:16]   You can't call yourself a plus size creator, right? That doesn't make any sense. Like you wouldn't call yourself, oh yeah, I'm a plus size chef.[2:56:24]   I'm a plus size doctor. I'm a plus size barber. You can't do that. I can't believe you would call yourself a plus size.[2:56:32]   But as long as they're doing that, can we refer to fat people as plus side creators?[2:56:41]   Like, can you compliment somebody, Ethan, you know, as a plus size creator, you're one of my favorite plus size creators.[2:56:49]   That's a good, easy way now. I'll just call every creator a plus size creator to see how they respond.[2:56:55]   It's great because they've given us permission now. They're calling themselves plus size creators.[2:57:01]   So if you want to call somebody fat, just say you're one of my favorite plus size creators. They can't get mad at you for that.[2:57:09]   Try that one out. See if you could get me anything on that. The figure is a 1992 tune. Okay, we know about that.[2:57:17]   He gave me a cute little coloring book.[2:57:18]   Everything else is Cody Maguire. Okay, who cares? Thank you so much. Thank you for all that junk.[2:57:26]   There's more. Loved it.[2:57:28]   They've sent slime. So we've got slime. And then they said, I don't know what this is. I'm afraid to use this.[2:57:34]   It's called a fart bag. You see this? A fart bag. Does that mean it's going to smell like a fart or make the sound of a fart?[2:57:43]   Do not throw at any person or at any person's face. Do not put in mouth. Do not consume.[2:57:55]   May rupture under. So if somebody, I don't want fart smell. So I'll open this up and do it. It's called fart bag boom.[2:58:04]   See that? Fart bag boom. And I will open this up and try it, but it not if it smells like far. So please let me know.[2:58:13]   Does it just make the sound of a fart or does it smell like gas? I remember those. Don't do it. Don't do it. Okay, good.[2:58:22]   Look at this one. I've been wanting one of these for years. Thank you for the slime. Again, going right in the garbage can.[2:58:27]   Should we use the fart bag on? Oh my God. Yeah, we could use the fart bag on. We should have done it on Chris D'Elia while he was here.[2:58:36]   Oh my God. Chris D'Elia was so close to me. We'll talk about it later. Let's get through these. Look at this. I've been wanting this my whole life.[2:58:44]   It's from a real bar. This is not a knockoff. It's a real shirt that you could buy at a bar in Wisconsin Dells.[2:58:52]   And that bar is Niggs. I finally own it. I had a swig at Niggs, Wisconsin Dells 20. I can't believe it. Just like 20 years of red bar.[2:59:06]   Same thing on the back. I had a swig at Niggs. Now this is a large. Too tight on me. It was too small. I couldn't wear it.[2:59:15]   It wasn't my look. Listen, the sleeves were like up to here.[2:59:18]   Yeah, but if you wear an over shirt and have that underneath. I know, but it doesn't look good with an over shirt.[2:59:24]   Or at least I haven't found the proper over shirt to wear. Maybe next year. Yeah. Well, maybe when it's cooler out.[2:59:30]   But here it is. Isn't that the best? And you can literally walk around with a shirt that says Niggs because it's just the name of the owner.[2:59:38]   NIG. N I G. I had a swig at Niggs. I've been wanting this for years. Thank you so much. Again, the sleeves were too short for me to wear today.[2:59:45]   Plus it kind of just looks like when you're wearing this and you don't know the joke, you kind of just look like Mursh or something.[2:59:52]   Because it's so horribly designed. Although it's kind of cool. Even if I had bigger shoulders. Oh my God. The guy says, sorry, man. It's the only size.[3:00:01]   Yeah. Oh no, it's not your fault. Listen, I wear a large. That's what I always wear. A large. And this is a large.[3:00:08]   I don't know why it's a gildan ultra cotton. I don't know why the sleeves are so short.[3:00:15]   I was thinking maybe it's a woman's large. You just cut it into a hot summer tank. Yes. Hot summer tank.[3:00:23]   When you've got your arms going, then you can debut the Niggs tank when you're ready. Thank you so much. And believe me, I will cherish this forever.[3:00:33]   Okay. And here's the last one. This is pretty cool. In addition to the fool's museum, everybody. Here's the card. In addition to the fool's museum, this did not have money in it.[3:00:44]   Thank you. You're the tops. It's got some mountains there. You open it up. Hey, Mike and Jules, here's a poster from Kill Tony.[3:00:55]   Kill Tony signed by Red Band, Tony, Jeremiah, Joel Berg, Joel Hernandez, and Ryan J. Ebell.[3:01:10]   It's upside down. An official Kill Tony poster. Not their best work, like he said. Daniel Boone messaged me. He goes, not Ryan J. Ebell's best work.[3:01:20]   But it's from Calgary. Perfect addition. I might reframe anything you guys frame is probably not good enough for our walls. So I will be reframing. No, it's not bad.[3:01:31]   It's plastic. We don't hang this stuff here. All of our frames are, have to be very expensive. So this is Kill Tony and it's signed by, you see that Tony? This bothers a guy like Tony. Thank you guys so much.[3:01:45]   And it's from Calgary too. Jules' home town. Thank you guys so much. You can send stuff to us by clicking that contact button. Never anything that good.[3:01:56]   I just realized that this 200 song Mac DeMarco album is the perfect background music.[3:02:03]   So he did come in handy for something Mac DeMarco. Thank you so much for all this junk. I got a big cleanup to do. We've got one more. I'll show that a little later.[3:02:11]   I don't want to do that. It's so crazy. We got one more, but we'll show you later when we go over there to the other room. Okay. All right. What should we do now? We could really go anywhere we want.[3:02:23]   Yes, of course. Of course. Send that, uh, put that in up decks. Wait till you see what Kumi has been doing. Um, and we've seen tapes like this before of Kumi of this one's pretty bad.[3:02:33]   Uh, you know, if you follow Kumi like I do, you know that he loves his call of duty, which again, I, that to me is an okay.[3:02:44]   It's not okay for a man of his age to sit around day in and day out every night playing call of duty online. Sorry. And he's not good at it. Every time I've tuned in, he's dying.[3:02:53]   Uh, to me, that's not okay. And I know people have convinced themselves that playing call of duty every day, every night, year after year is an okay, normal way to blow up. It's not, uh, and it shouldn't even be fun.[3:03:09]   And that's what Kumi does in that New York starter apartment that he's got. You know, I don't know why he wasn't, he supposed to move to Greenville, Alabama.[3:03:18]   Does anyone in the chat have an update of why he hasn't moved to North Carolina? Why hasn't he moved North or South Carolina where that ever the hell he was supposed to move? Why hasn't he gotten there yet?[3:03:28]   Why is he still every night in this New York city apartment? Tiny, tiny little place. Uh, let's see this Kumi flips out on call of duty and this one viewer discretion advised and let's pour ourselves a little drink. This one is for, uh, chef Iran from steel toe.[3:03:46]   I'm surprised that you didn't get Harper from the orange juice. Yes. I don't feel there's something, there's a secret to the show when I'm on the show. I don't feel any pain.[3:03:58]   Cause I was about to say no pain. No Harper. Yeah. I can't mimosas together. Nope. Harper and sorry. Can't drink. Sorry.[3:04:06]   All right. Let's show them this. This is pretty bad. And this is the real Kumiya. This is the Kumiya that I don't know if Joe Rogan is seen yet. This is the Kumiya I'm dying for Rogan to see the Kumiya that is in plain sight, but, uh, the people who need to see it most seem to never see this stuff.[3:04:29]   Uh, this is the Kumiya that you know, from Twitter, from Kumiya's tweets of the week that we used to do on this show. Uh, let's see, where's this going to pop up here? Kumiya flips out. They say, okay, here, here it comes. And he's going to be playing call of duty. I'll zoom in. I think it's going to zoom in itself to his face.[3:04:47]   You know, there was another moment we're looking for too. It was Kumiya. He had some girl on his show, right? He was interviewing some girl on his show last week. They deleted this.[3:04:58]   The people from compound deleted this. So we're looking for a tape. Does anyone have that? The description of this tape we're looking for is I'll read it. Yeah. Read the description. Cause we are looking for a clip if you have it, but here's Kumiya call of duty.[3:05:14]   And he's in the corner here. I think they're going to zoom in on his face. If not, I'll do a zoom, but, uh, listen to this. Holy shit.[3:05:22]   Come on. If I don't get in a game, I'm going to fucking go ballistic. Jig. Fuck dick face. I think they're fucking me.[3:05:32]   I think call of duty has totally fucked me for no reason. Why am I being shadow banned and banned from call of duty? I want to count. The other one was fuck canceled.[3:05:45]   Did you hear that? Party time. My, Oh my, my Netflix. Did you hear what he said there? He said the,[3:06:01]   I have a drink to that. Have a little. Let me wash it down so I could speak. Did you hear what he just said?[3:06:09]   Why am I being shadow banned and banned from call of duty? I want to count. The other one was fuck canceled. Fucking nigger. I mean, uh, see, now I'm going to get kicked off. This is my new account. This is fucked, dude.[3:06:26]   Fucked. That's not bitch face. Dick ass. I'm just trying to get into it. Why can't you fucking get, I swear to you, I'm going to battlefield is because it's Juneteenth and no one's working.[3:06:42]   Juneteenth. So only people that don't fucking work are too ignorant to run the system. Is that who's doing this? I'm banned again. I know it. The only fucking thing that makes sense is I'm banned again because I'm a Republican.[3:07:07]   A Republican. Huh? It's an interesting way to describe yourself.[3:07:12]   Does that make sense? It's I'm banned again because I'm a Republican. Fucking contest. You don't have access. No, I paid for it.[3:07:22]   They are getting away too fucked with these games. Way too fucked. Come on. Dick face. Fuck. Fuck. I am not allowed to play games. I've all ready. Fucking cunt. I just want to play a game. Fuck cunts. Because fuck dick shit. Cunt. Fuck video game. Cunt shit.[3:07:52]   Jig. Fuck. Asshole. I'm going to kill somebody. If someone comes to my door complaining, you will see a murder take place. You will fucking jig shit. Does that mean this is fucked? Fuck. Cunt.[3:08:06]   He's getting up and not, they're going to zoom in on his reflection in the window there. Look at that. I love that. Dick ass. There's just a little starter kitchen right there. Good money for this shit.[3:08:15]   So you see the walls here. This is the reflection. His kitchen. I mean, this is no bigger than Steve Rick Glassman's puny little place. So he's sitting there in this little starter apartment. There he is going to the fridge.[3:08:29]   Fuck you on a daily basis. I'm sure it's because they saw me fucking screaming and saying shit that wasn't politically fuck dick correct. Oh, he's cheating. He used the N word. Fucking dick faces.[3:08:44]   I swear I am so ready to just log off and jump out a window right now. How could you work? How do they go into the office pretending he's like a nice normal guy after just, if I saw this, that's all I need to see.[3:08:58]   You pair this with his Twitter, with the 13 year old girl stuff, the 12 year old girl stuff, the 14 year old girl stuff. Isn't that enough for a Chrissy Marr to go, I got to get out of here.[3:09:10]   Chrissy, you could make as much money doing this. You don't need compound media. We got to save Chrissy. Chrissy got married this week.[3:09:22]   I can't believe that she actually married Frank Pellegrino.[3:09:25]   Why don't you pull up that clip of her dancing and singing. This was pretty, it's very similar to this where it's like they drink and the unhappiness comes right out. Here's the rest of this.[3:09:36]   Jump out the window. Dig fuck ass. Now I won't be able to get on my Gmail account cause I never use this one. Dude, I don't know what my Gmail Beavis kills.[3:09:47]   I made this up years ago just to get into a game. I don't know the password. Shut up. Reset it. No, I'm resetting 80 things to fucking play one game.[3:10:00]   This is nonsense. This is nonsense. Oh my God. I'm ready to kill someone. I swear I'm ready to kill someone. I'm done. Look how far we are away from me playing a game. I don't want to do this.[3:10:15]   I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. Nope. Goodbye. Goodbye. Fuck the notification. Fuck this. Fuck everything. Fuck you. Fuck everyone.[3:10:26]   So there it was Anthony Kumiya and I want to, before I get off track here, I want to try something new and please let this, the whole Kumiya universe, please hear my idea here and let's try to put this into work.[3:10:40]   Kumiya loves his relationship with Joe Rogan. It's like the only thing keeping him thinking that he's still what he used to be.[3:10:48]   For some reason, Rogan thinks of Kumiya as the Kumiya we all met on the Anthony Kumiya show, right? He still thinks he's cool.[3:10:58]   From now on, anytime Kumiya does something like this, whether it's YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, whatever it is, tag Joe Rogan, tag Jamie for life.[3:11:09]   Yeah, it might take years. Every single time, every single version, every single person, tag Joe Rogan. I really believe that's the way to embarrass Kumiya the most.[3:11:23]   You know, it's really the only guy in the industry and it's a big player too.[3:11:27]   You saw how embarrassed he was over the Bill Burr thing. He kind of had already accepted that that was over, but it still hurts so bad when he saw it play out IRL.[3:11:36]   So please, we got to get Rogan to see the Kumeric behavior that we've all been witnessing our whole lives. Please.[3:11:44]   Someone said on Reddit that the last hour of the show with Kumiya and Chrissy last week was cut out because...[3:11:55]   Yeah, this is what we're looking for. So we're looking for a quick... Listen to this.[3:11:58]   Kumiya went full, I want to kiss you drunk at the end of an extended show and kept creeping closer to his guest while looking like he was going to either grab or bite her chest at any moment.[3:12:09]   Mostly he was just loud and sloppy. Anyways, that's extremely my shit.[3:12:14]   So we're looking for this. It was deleted. The compound media people had to delete an hour chunk from the Kumiya show because it was too much.[3:12:22]   So imagine what that's like. We must get our hands on that tape.[3:12:25]   I need it. Too much for them? They cut it out and deleted it? Then it's got to be really... I mean, that's the kind of stuff Kumiya does publicly that we just watched.[3:12:35]   So imagine what needed to be cut out. Please, if anyone could get their hands on that tape. Big bucks.[3:12:41]   Hack the mainframe. Do whatever you have to.[3:12:43]   We'll show you this. It was Chrissy Marr's wedding. They had what's called an economy wedding.[3:12:50]   If you can't have a nice, big, rich wedding, please don't have a wedding. It's really embarrassing and pathetic. It really is. Like, look at your DJ back there. That's the DJ booth.[3:13:02]   All the lights are on in this room. All the lights are on in this rented restaurant party room.[3:13:10]   And here's the DJ not looking too happy. They've got this really crummy, cheap DJ.[3:13:15]   And Chrissy Marr is going to do... I've got a question about this kind of karaoke, too. These types of songs that you see people like this do.[3:13:24]   Here it is. I'll play you this first video.[3:13:31]   What is this song?[3:13:37]   This is the wedding.[3:13:39]   You got that clip of Gino next?[3:13:46]   I don't like this.[3:13:56]   What kind of songs are these?[3:13:58]   And how do they know the lyrics to this type of song?[3:14:01]   She's an 80s gal, I guess.[3:14:03]   I guess. This is the type of karaoke you see in movies.[3:14:06]   Look at this. DJ's had enough. And look at this terrible DJ stand. That ain't flume.[3:14:16]   You know, what's the point? Look at the wedding. I mean, all the lights are on.[3:14:20]   Bottles of beer. Chairs from a very mid-restaurant, too. I mean, look, it's got like liminal ceiling tiles.[3:14:29]   You don't want your wedding to have ceiling tiles. Jesus.[3:14:34]   It's like a backroom room.[3:14:36]   It looks like a place where Mr. Heisenberg would hide his second phone.[3:14:39]   Yeah. Look at this. Look at the tchotchkes on the wall. This is the whole PA for the wedding. Look at that.[3:14:44]   This is a gigging, throw it in the back of the hatchback PA. And this is the DJ. Again, look at this level of DJ.[3:14:53]   How much could this guy be?[3:14:55]   Hey, that's David Guetta.[3:14:57]   Look at that. That is David Guetta.[3:15:01]   How much could a DJ like this cost? 150? 300 bucks, right?[3:15:06]   He's probably just one of the compound audience members.[3:15:08]   Yeah. I could totally DJ. I've got this DJ program.[3:15:11]   Let's see a little bit more and then we'll show you Geno's karaoke coming up next. Here we go.[3:15:19]   We're not getting anything.[3:15:22]   Okay.[3:15:27]   There we go.[3:15:29]   She's getting on the floor.[3:15:38]   To me, this is like a sadness dance. This is what you do when you're like an alcoholic and you can't really come to terms with all the sadness.[3:15:47]   You want to know why it's so sick is because she's obviously wasted beyond repair and it's probably 2 AM, but all the lights are on.[3:15:57]   When you're drunk at 2 AM, the lights have to be off.[3:16:00]   The lights got to be off when you're drunk.[3:16:03]   I don't know how people don't know this yet.[3:16:06]   It's got to be dark. Look what she's doing.[3:16:09]   Maybe if she was doing this and there's a strobe, black lights.[3:16:13]   I just don't understand why the lights need to be on. This is your wedding.[3:16:18]   And this happened before the ceremony.[3:16:22]   Where's Frank?[3:16:25]   Just pathetic. I can't believe she married that guy too. Frank Pellegrino.[3:16:29]   Frank Pellegrino is like some loser hanger on that she was just allowing to do her bidding until the real Mr. Right came along.[3:16:37]   I didn't think that they were actually together.[3:16:39]   I can't believe this guy, she got married. He's such a loser.[3:16:41]   All right, here it is.[3:16:44]   And then we'll get out of this compound universe. Here's Gino doing some karaoke.[3:16:54]   Look at this. He's wild.[3:16:57]   Pushes an old man over on the floor. He walks by, pushes this guy's chair out from under him and the guy falls on the ground.[3:17:04]   That's amazing.[3:17:06]   This schmuck. Look at this cheap tie.[3:17:10]   Here, let's see that again. That's pretty good.[3:17:12]   And then Gino goes on. Imagine Gino singing like this. He's walking up to every table. He's got the headband at the wedding.[3:17:18]   Screaming into that microphone. That would drive me nuts.[3:17:22]   Here, watch this.[3:17:28]   Is he okay?[3:17:31]   We didn't start the fire. Oh, there's Kumiya.[3:17:39]   Uh oh.[3:17:48]   Wow.[3:17:50]   Very low run. Okay, congratulations, Chrissy. Anyone steal your presents? Of course.[3:17:57]   Get any presents of yours stolen? Did you even get any presents?[3:18:01]   I wonder what your best present, wouldn't that be a fun bit to go through all of Chrissy's presents?[3:18:05]   Is there a video where she's opening gifts? Or no, they open the gifts for a wedding later together, right? Damn it.[3:18:13]   Yeah, if anyone could get me a list of those gifts, that would be great.[3:18:17]   Okay, let's see. Where should we go next, Jules? What do you think here?[3:18:20]   Oh my God, there's so much. Hold on.[3:18:22]   You see, well, you were talking about red bar in the wild. You got a couple of-[3:18:26]   Yeah, we could do some red bar in the wild. You want to do that? Yeah, let's do that. Throw on that red bar in the wild. Let's do that.[3:18:32]   My favorite new segment, red bar in the wild.[3:18:35]   This is, of course, where we watch other people's shows, videos, mentions, other people talking about red bar.[3:18:46]   My favorite segment.[3:18:48]   We didn't do this last week. We forgot to do this last week. We've got a good one, and we got a don't do.[3:18:53]   We got a red bar in the wild don't do. For these, let's smoke some schmee, shall we?[3:18:58]   Do a hit with me, please.[3:18:59]   And you, your mother and your cousin too, floating on the Cadillac doors.[3:19:05]   My in-ear customs are on the way. On the way. There we go.[3:19:16]   What strain is your schmee, guys?[3:19:20]   I've got some in the couch.[3:19:22]   We're going to do one more. We're just waiting for the throat to clear up.[3:19:25]   I love weed and alcohol. I sure love that.[3:19:34]   Should I do a drug this week? Should I do a drug this week? Go to the new hotel, do a drug? New hotel, do a drug?[3:19:44]   I'm in the mood to do a drug soon.[3:19:47]   Because you're all horny this week.[3:19:50]   Because Tedros.[3:19:51]   Tedros. All right. One more, one more. Yeah.[3:19:55]   And Shea Diaz. Shea Diaz. Yeah, I got three erotic shows.[3:19:59]   They've been showing me so much erotica on TV. I have Shea Diaz from Sex and the City. I've got Tedros.[3:20:07]   And then, of course, Aaron and Megamind there.[3:20:11]   The erotica that has been shown to me this week. Yeah, it is making me want to go to a hotel, do some experimental stuff.[3:20:19]   There we go.[3:20:21]   OK. OK, hopefully you're in the mood for some Red Bar in the Wild.[3:20:33]   This first one. Oh, yeah. First, I wanted to say this is how Red Bar in the Wild works.[3:20:40]   If you could get Red Bar to be mentioned on another show, get somebody to be scared of Red Bar, yell Red Bar at a comedy show.[3:20:49]   Whatever you got, if it makes it on this show, if it makes it into this segment, you get $100 cash reward.[3:20:57]   So for all the people who have sent me Wilds, if you've made it on the show and you want that reward, don't be bashful.[3:21:04]   Email me your PayPal or Venmo and we'll get you that $100 cash reward.[3:21:10]   Yes, you have to really try to get the money from us. We're not going to hunt you down.[3:21:14]   It's very nice that we're doing this for you, but it's very nice that you're doing it for us.[3:21:19]   And hopefully that, you know, some people might need the money out there.[3:21:23]   So get us in the wild. Not all Wilds make it to air. That's not because we're trying to be cheap on the hundreds.[3:21:30]   Believe me, I wish I could pay $16,000 a week if it was $100, $16,000 worth of $100 Red Bar in the Wilds. That would be great.[3:21:39]   But it's some of these aren't going to make the air. Okay.[3:21:43]   And we're going to show you a Red Bar in the Wild don't do, which might be hard for me to explain, but maybe you'll understand what I mean.[3:21:53]   Okay. Let's go to this first one. This first one is okay. This is a light one.[3:21:57]   This is very light and this does not qualify for a $100 prize.[3:22:03]   Wow.[3:22:04]   Well, this one is somebody saw or heard something in a movie that was already out there. It already exists.[3:22:14]   However, I'm only getting half of this. The movie isn't showing up for me here. Oh, there it is.[3:22:20]   Okay. So Red Bar in a movie. I've got that queued up. Okay. Let me read the message here.[3:22:24]   Hey, Mike, not sure how familiar you are with the 1997 Kurt Russell thriller breakdown, but I found myself taking in the film this evening and I noticed they name drop you.[3:22:40]   Here's the scene. 25 minutes in, perhaps this might spearhead a Red Bar on film segment. Who knows? No, none of that.[3:22:50]   So again, the movie is 1997's thriller breakdown starring Kurt Russell. And we're mentioned in the film 97, which was a few years before Red Bar was created.[3:23:07]   So this is going to be interesting. Did I get the name Red Bar maybe from this? Oh, you could lower that Bongo stuff and then I'll play you this clip.[3:23:16]   This is cute. This isn't technically Red Bar in the wild. This isn't when I play this, it's not, this isn't what I love the most.[3:23:24]   Just so you know, I just thought this was cute enough to be featured on the show. It's a pre Red Bar in the wild.[3:23:31]   He can't get a hundred dollars for this. I mean, they'll pick me a dry here. If we start giving away a hundred dollars for every link that's been sent to me.[3:23:39]   You know what? I'm going to give them a hundred, the hundred for this email me. If you have the fucking nerve, email me.[3:23:50]   And I'm telling everybody, if you email me, by the way, and I'm not trying to bully you out of getting your reward, really the reward is not a joke or a lie.[3:24:00]   And I would never screw you out of the reward. Have you given out any of these rewards yet? Yes, I have. Privately. You have proof.[3:24:06]   Yes, I do. I have screenshots of everything. Anytime I give anyone money or a prize or anything, it's been cataloged in the files. Ask Cameron.[3:24:15]   I get Cameron to look at it, view it as a witness. I have him sign off. We double copy it over.[3:24:26]   You should see, I got this new, I'm going to have the tech guy here again, and we've got this new beautiful hard drive system, a raid system. We're finally at raid levels.[3:24:37]   20 years jewels of Red Bar. This archive is getting huge, right? So we've got some beautiful raid servers that hook up to the network and the whole archive is based there.[3:24:49]   It's very nice. It's going to be making a copy of the archive every day so that it's constantly up to date.[3:24:57]   And it's a really nice hard drive system. So thank you guys. Here it is. This is from 1997's Breakdown. Let's see what it is.[3:25:13]   Oh, what?[3:25:25]   The name's Bar, by the way. Red Bar. I can't. What the fuck?[3:25:33]   I'm going to start calling myself Bar. The name's Bar, by the way. Red Bar. Is that what he says, by the way?[3:25:44]   Nope. Let's try that again.[3:25:54]   Wow. You know what? That just gave me the confidence to start introducing myself to people. The name's Bar, by the way. Red Bar.[3:26:05]   That's it? Very cool. Thank you for finding this. Very cool. I love that. Red Bar. Such a unique thing.[3:26:13]   And he kind of dresses like you.[3:26:14]   You know, people think I like the color red because of this red bar. They're wrong about that. Donald Trump ruined red for me. When I see red, I see red.[3:26:24]   All right. Let's see. I've got another one here. Oh, look at this. I didn't know this was happening today.[3:26:30]   This is nice. From the Howard Stern Show. Stuttering John Melendez. Is that it? Melendez.[3:26:39]   Is that really his name? I think I just guessed.[3:26:42]   John Melendez. Is that his name? Yeah. Right. Or is it Melendez? I wrote that. So that's what came to mind.[3:26:49]   Menendez. Menendez is the brothers. Menendez. You don't want to be named Menendez. Even before the killing, that name was too much.[3:27:00]   I am Mike Menendez. Think about that. Here's how you know if your name is so gay that you have to change it. Can you tell people what it is without sounding like this?[3:27:12]   Yeah. My name's Mike Menendez. Mike Menendez. If you can do that without sounding like that, your name's fine. It could stay. Otherwise, you have to change it. It's too crazy to have a name like that.[3:27:28]   Hi. My name's Mike Menendez. That's fine. Or if it's too Jewish-y too. Like if your name sounds really Jewish-y, not like mine.[3:27:40]   It's pretty Jewish-y. Let's just be careful here.[3:27:45]   But yeah, if it's too Jewish-y, Ericstein or something like that. Hi. My name is Adam Ericstein. That's embarrassing.[3:27:54]   And there is such thing as that being a true, real embarrassment. It's not in your head. That's not an insecurity. It's the reality.[3:28:04]   John Melendez. I'm getting a little cotton mouth here. I hope people can't hear that. Don't listen to this on hi-fi. John Melendez, Stuttering John. I don't like mixing into this Stuttering John universe.[3:28:20]   You know, remember when Stuttering John reached out to us, he wanted to work with us, Jules?[3:28:25]   Yes. He emailed you many times.[3:28:26]   Me and you, let's try to take down, call me together. I go, I don't work with people who say, let's try. Okay.[3:28:36]   How about you just do whatever we say and then come back and give us a report.[3:28:41]   Yeah, give us some results.[3:28:43]   Or bring me something to show me, to prove to me that you're somebody I should partner with.[3:28:50]   He gave us none of that.[3:28:51]   He gave us nothing. So I don't like this John Melendez. I don't talk about him. I don't like that Howard Stern universe doesn't impress me much.[3:29:01]   It doesn't give me a thrill. It's a gross. I hate this whole construction worker, East coast thing.[3:29:08]   And that's what Howard Stern used to be. That whole vibe. People who listen to Stern are not nice people.[3:29:17]   The new Stern is what I like. I think new Stern is infinitely better than the old Stern that you guys liked.[3:29:30]   Can we get Howard Stern back, please? The first couple of months that we had that free.[3:29:33]   Yeah, I'll tell you this. Here's how much I love new Stern. I pay for a serious radio subscription just for him.[3:29:44]   And by pay, I mean it was free with our car for the first year. It expired and we haven't heard Howie since.[3:29:54]   But how about this? If you didn't have to go...[3:29:57]   We're kidding about liking the new Stern because of masks. We know masks.[3:30:02]   You didn't have to go through the trouble of signing up for serious in the car. God knows how you would even fucking start that process.[3:30:09]   If you could just sit in the car and go, subscribe to Howie, then we can subscribe.[3:30:15]   You're not even sure that it's going to work and that your car... You can't do it online and then your car knows.[3:30:22]   It's only you have to take it in for service to the dealership.[3:30:25]   Let's just say it's as hard as accessing the Solstice Summit.[3:30:28]   Oh, and then what it'll do is you'll try to subscribe to Sirius XM and you will.[3:30:32]   And then you realize, oh no, Howard is a bonus pack that you have to buy. It's not even with the subscription.[3:30:37]   You have to buy the subscription. Then it's, I think $25.99 a day for this Howie and you don't even like the new Howie.[3:30:47]   You know, he hasn't left the house because of this vaccine. He's scared to death apparently of the vaccine.[3:30:54]   That's what I heard. That's why they don't like him. That's why they don't like him.[3:30:57]   So this is stuttering John. Is that even true? John Melendez? It's a pic... What I've got pulled up here is Kevin Brennan here.[3:31:04]   Nice red bar mentioned on MLC today when stuttering John tells everyone to watch Mike from red bar. Uh oh. Okay, here it is.[3:31:14]   No, I'm not saying this is my favorite one either, even though it's been building up for a long time here. It's not nearly one of my favorites.[3:31:23]   Hey, come on, Bobby. Here we go. Hit it, Kevin.[3:31:29]   Because you're cheating. Lay into this fraud.[3:31:30]   Well, no, I said, I know that there was no fucking, you know, it's never happened.[3:31:35]   Why don't we talk about your pedophilia?[3:31:40]   Shut up. Yeah. Everything's allegedly, uh, Carl's a Carl. It's all a legend.[3:31:48]   Watch Mike from red bar and all the proof he has. Oh, come on.[3:31:52]   Wait, was that about Kumiya? Yes. Maybe we should work together. That was pretty bad ass.[3:31:57]   Watch Mike from red bar and all the proof he has about Kumiya being a pedophile.[3:32:02]   Thank you. This John is not that bad of a guy.[3:32:07]   Come on, guys. It's all broken down.[3:32:14]   Hey, come on, Bobby. Here's your cheating. Lay into this fraud.[3:32:18]   Well, no, I said, I know that there was no fucking, you know, it's never happened.[3:32:23]   Why don't we talk about your pedophilia?[3:32:27]   Shut up.[3:32:29]   It's all alleged. Everything's allegedly, uh, that Carl's a Carl. It's all alleged.[3:32:35]   Watch Mike from red bar and all the proof he has. Oh, come on. Mike said, then why is he, why is he not, uh, in the can as they say, Mike Snyder.[3:32:43]   Oh, you already got arrested for domestic violence.[3:32:46]   Was that about us?[3:32:50]   That wasn't the real Kumiya sending the super chat at the beginning. Was it? Cause if it was, then he heard that.[3:32:56]   I don't know. That guy, I don't know about the hundred for that.[3:32:57]   My wife has this thing. It's a 10 bucks for that one. Okay. How about 10 take it or leave it at the beginning of this?[3:33:05]   You should have just said that you'll offer a price. Like you're kind of like a pawn shop owner.[3:33:10]   Yes. Yes. Okay. That's perfect. And I'm dressed like one. Exactly.[3:33:14]   It's like a pawn shop now, guys. Sorry.[3:33:17]   If you do red bar in the wild, you bring it to me. And as if I'm paparazzi company buying paparazzi photos, I'll go, and I really want that one.[3:33:27]   Or maybe I won't, maybe I'll trick you. And I go, no, I don't really want that one at all. I don't know. I'll give you 10 bucks. And you'll go, okay. Yeah.[3:33:34]   When really I would have given you five grand.[3:33:37]   That's the skill level I'm going to be with this whole thing. And yes, a pawn shop mode now.[3:33:45]   This is like when Bauer came up with that auction. This would be a great idea for Bauer. Pawn shop type service to his fans.[3:33:53]   He could raise money via pawn shop method.[3:33:55]   By the way. Instead of an auction.[3:33:58]   About Bauer's auction, you know how we were like, oh, Bauer deserves this money. I want him to keep his stuff. I hope this action goes well. We love him. Melton apparently also covers Bauer now out of nowhere.[3:34:10]   Did you see this? This broke my heart.[3:34:12]   He copied us, unfortunately. But he, if you hear Bauer going, oh, these guys were fucking with my auction. That was all Melton's guys.[3:34:21]   Oh yeah. Melton's guys were messing with Michael Ray Bauer's auction that we covered on the last episode. Remember that auction?[3:34:28]   And they, they trolled him. He was up all night dealing with trolls, confusing him. He said he got the whole thing screwed up, all the numbers mixed up.[3:34:37]   He said it was a nightmare. Luckily in the end, he ended up selling the products. He seemed happy. He seemed happy about that. Now this is so funny.[3:34:44]   Michael Ray Bauer is very happy because he made like 660 bucks. Every time he does this, he totally forgets what amounts of money like he falls into this mode where he's like a child where he's thinking about how he gets, if he got $660 for his birthday, how that would rule, but instantly forgets that he's still in the hole.[3:35:11]   Doesn't matter how much he sells. It's not going to make up for any more than a month or two of rent. So I don't know why he's celebrating. He really is celebrating. And he was shopping too.[3:35:23]   He was out spending that money. He ordered food that night. And now he's back into his slick talk in Michael Ray Bauer.[3:35:33]   He really seemed happy this week. He's doing that thing where he's acting like a car salesman sometimes. You ever caught Michael Ray Bauer do that when Michael Ray Bauer is very confident and well-fed, let's just say food and money wise.[3:35:48]   He starts talking like a 60-year-old thick-fingered car salesman. You know, the same type of jokes. And he's got that kind of swag of a 60-year-old car salesman. And it starts getting gross. That's when you know Bauer's lying to you.[3:36:04]   What you want is when Bauer goes, dear channel, I apologize deeply for my actions for I am not smart of a man. That's the Bauer you are. That's when he's hungry. You don't want him well-fed.[3:36:24]   And that's how he's acting. He's running around the internet celebrating as if he's back. Not really realizing that, okay, the minute you pay that bill, the timer for the next one starts. You're on the clock again.[3:36:38]   It's every month a MasterChef style competition he puts himself through to get the money. It's a lot of work to break even and have to restart the big push again. It's like a tour that he's on. It's like a he-needs-help tour. Repeats every month.[3:37:04]   So, pretty stressful. Here's a good one. This is cute. We've heard from him time and time again. It's Owen Benjamin, everybody. Owen Benjamin, red bar in the wild.[3:37:15]   I'm projecting from the bees and the snakes. Triple E would just go on and on about the fucking Jesuits.[3:37:22]   Here, listen to this. Yeah, this one was really sweet. And I want Owen to know. Where are the damn little sliders? I do want Owen to know. This means a lot to me. Okay, I'll never forget this. Okay, listen to this.[3:37:37]   Would you rather go camping with Triple E or red bar? Red bar, obviously. I'd protect him. I'd protect him from the bees and the snakes.[3:37:44]   About Paul Vance. Triple E would just go on and on about the fucking Jesuits. Exactly, that's the math.[3:37:50]   Would you rather go camping? Very nice. Who would you rather go camping with? Sam Triple E or Mike from red bar? Oh, absolutely. I mean, he didn't even hesitate.[3:37:59]   And you know what? I think I would pick him to go camping with out of any person. Wouldn't you love to spend the weekend with him? I would. I would.[3:38:08]   He's the only one who knows how to build things. Yeah, he's a real man. I love that Owen. One of the sweetest guys out there. I've never heard him say one mean thing about anybody.[3:38:20]   Nope. Now it sounds like we're being sarcastic because obviously you said very. I am sure. Yeah, I believe that too. He's sweet.[3:38:29]   Nothing that comes out of his mouth sounds mean. Sounds very thought out. Is this one just play from here? No, I can't imagine that. We got the next one is called The Bath House.[3:38:41]   Have you guys heard of this podcast? The Bath House. It's, I guess, Ryan Long's. Let's see. Oh, Ryan Long's sidekick. So not Ryan Long, but a guy who works with Ryan Long does a podcast called.[3:38:59]   I had to wet my mouth. It's getting very, very dry in here. Okay. But cool. Cool and nice. Cool and comfortable. I'm glad that you have that. I think I need one because I'm really hot today for the first time ever.[3:39:17]   Sorry. This is the, what are they called? The bath house here. The bath house show. Okay. Very good. Let's watch the clip. I stumbled across it. I wasn't sure how it worked. Okay.[3:39:30]   I think this one's funny. I think this one could be good. This could be a classic red bar in the wild. This is the kind of stuff we want to see. A bunch of guys sitting around a podcast table.[3:39:40]   Looks like the old red bar font. Which one? Just that whole thing. That's nice. Okay. Let's hear what these guys have to say. It's four men sitting around this table with one of those little zoom mixers and they are podcasting. Okay.[3:39:56]   Like if you Google the word Google image search podcasting, this picture could come up. Right. A stock image of some cool guys podcasting. The bros. This is a guys only night. And here they are. And one dad.[3:40:12]   And one dad. Yeah. It's a severe looking group of guys too. It's not the strongest group of guys. I mean, now that I look at it, this guy, you know, good thing he's front and center because you'd think they're all going to be like him.[3:40:25]   Yeah. It's the cheerleader effect. Yeah. Wow. Look at that. See, look at this guy. You go, okay. He's one of these, but then you go over here and you go, what the hell? No, this is a big chubby putts. And then you look over here and you go, whoa, an even more vintage putts.[3:40:44]   And then it's like, this guy's like a true he's even wearing like headphones from the nineties. He's like a nineties putts. And then, then you look down here, you go, this guy's shirt, I think busted open. Is that what that is? Oh no, that's the wall. Right. So he's not that fat. I thought he was very fat and his shirt busted open, but that's the wall.[3:41:09]   But look where God stuck you buddy. Making it look like you're, it looks like your whole stomach's out insecurity. I mean, that's what you get for having your skin. The same colors. Tell this, try this. Find out. Oh, that's the chair. I guess. Cause I was going to say that's not the wall. No. Find out who this guy is. Take a screenshot of this in me going like this or wait here. It's a being blocked by the bongo here. Here's your screenshot.[3:41:37]   You just rewound. I rewound or something like that or web forward. Hey, what's up. Okay. We'll just tell them that this guy, Mike is showing your gut all over is your gut was showing on the show and Mike showed everybody and then show them a screenshot. Hopefully you caught that.[3:41:56]   Send it to him and say, Oh dude, I don't, you didn't know your shirt was open. Like they said they could, I think they said they saw like your Dick or something.[3:42:06]   And it's all over the show. Red bar and then show them the screenshot. Everyone bombarded him with message. And that's if you could find out who that is.[3:42:15]   So yeah, you got these two losers here and then you've got this guy and you're going, you don't even know which category of loser this is. You thought that was an old man. Why? Cause his hair is gray.[3:42:30]   That's not an old man. It looks like one of those old guys that would act in a Joe list skit slash film. So what kind of show could this be? I'm dying to hear what they're going to say about red bar, right? That's what makes it show wild. Here we go.[3:42:44]   Put it all on jungle gyms, that kind of thing. All right, we got another call. Hello. Thanks for calling the bath house. You are on. How's it going? Hey, what's up?[3:42:52]   Do you guys ever heard of red bar? Yeah, of course. Are we on it right now? No, no, no. He's always watching though.[3:43:04]   Yeah. Yeah. He's always watching. Uh, is that your question? Whoa. Yeah, that was it. That was it. All right. Okay. You could actually answer. Thank you. All right. All right. We got another call. Thanks for calling the bath house.[3:43:18]   Oh my God. I was just, so apparently what I'm going to predict is this, they were up and having fun. Everything was going great. That call came in mood shot. Now look at them. They definitely look very depressed and worried. You know, they knew right away. I can't believe, listen to that again. Watch this. Yeah, of course. Are we on it right now?[3:43:45]   And then that fool sips like a magnet right to his mouth, huh? Hey, he's just sitting there. He has no interest in a drink. And then they're like, do you know red bar? And he's like, why are we on it right now? Oh, this drink. You didn't need a drink. Classic asses move. What an ass. You've made it on our red bar asses experience segment.[3:44:11]   Experience segment that we're experiment. We're experiencing you being a total ass. Are we on it right now? No, no, no. Are you curious? He's always watching though. Yeah. Yeah. He is always watching. Oh, how dare you mock me like that. That's how I take it. That's how I take it.[3:44:36]   That's how I take it. I'll never forget the war that I have with you. I'll never forget. Thank you, Sean. That's the kind of red bar in the world we like, but it could be anything. Okay. It really could be anything. You never know what's going to make it on the show. Thank you so much. That's from, uh, that guy could collect his hundred, no judgments. Just send me the PayPal Venmo law. I'll know what to do, but you also send me proof that that was you, which I,[3:45:07]   uh, require a lot of, I require a lot of proof, proof that you might not be able to all compile a lot of evidence is required. Things that you didn't think of at the time. Well, you should have been thinking about that. If you wanted this money, the other ones for next week. No, no, no, no, no.[3:45:26]   No, no, no, no, no. Daniel, who are these? These should be short. I'll go, I'll go a little faster. Who's Daniel Boland. Definitely massive. Daniel Boland. This is a heavy hitter. Do you guys know who this is? I do not. 82.8 K subscribers. This is no joke. What time? 11 20. Here he is. 11 20. Let's see what he says about red bar.[3:45:51]   influence this world famous comedian. Didn't I? Uh, you know, anyway, I don't, I don't care. I don't, I don't really care. It's no biggie. You know, I guess I'm inspiring lots of world famous comedians. Uh, who, who can I take down next as on my quest to become the more mainstream, slightly safer version of Mike David from red bar radio. Right. Yeah.[3:46:19]   That's, that's where I'm headed. Uh, let me know what you think in the comments and take a look at my videos on Eladia. He is on his way to become a version of me. That's amazing. A guy like that. I thought I was watching, uh, uh, it's a big series on Netflix. York is, is what comes to mind. What is it called?[3:46:43]   Orca's the Ozarks. Yes. To me, it's like, I'm watching the Ozarks here with this guy. This is like, if I was watching the Ozarks and they were into red bar. So thank you very much. He's very British. Yes. Thank you. So yeah, people are talking about red bar all over the globe now. Really all over the globe. Oh, this one was really good. Here's a quick Gino.[3:47:09]   Gino Visconti. Remember he called me the King once on his show. Remember that we kind of took it out of context, right? He goes, he's the King, but he was cut off. He was going to say the King of something. And then it wasn't that much of a King thing.[3:47:25]   We cut him off. We, you know, made it a little out of context. Just, Oh yeah. Gino says we're the King. He confirms it though here. I can't believe, um, here are five minutes in. Let's see. Gino confirms that we're the Kings.[3:47:41]   This is a good one.[3:47:42]   Can someone explain to me what, what a cope is? Because, um, I learned a work, a work is, uh, here's what a work is. A work is when you can't do genuine material like we do on In Hot Water, like we do on all the shows on compound media every week. We don't have a prank show.[3:47:57]   I loved watching Kevin Brennan this week, bitching at Bob. Oh, rock could easily hired us. Why? So you could be another fucking, uh, red bar and shout out to red bar, by the way, he, uh, showed a clip of me saying, uh, red bar is King. And look, I, I stand by that red bar is King of the shows that fucking all have sprouted from him.[3:48:18]   So as much as I had beef with him, when I first learned what fucking goes on and I'm like, well, you know, and I was, I was, I was a, I was a butt hurt little, uh, uh, compound media version.[3:48:28]   I was like, why is this guy to me? And now I get it. The guy makes a livelihood of being mean to people. And again, this is a guy that like Carl even said it today, here's the difference between me and red bar, who is the King of fucking troll shows. Okay.[3:48:46]   So again, let me, let me explain the difference between me, daddy, who's just fucking genuinely happy with everything he does and red bar, who is the King.[3:48:55]   I love it of these troll shows that everyone else from misery loves company to all the other fucking bottom feeder shows underneath him are just take offs of him.[3:49:06]   And, and let me tell you, red bar, you need to be concerned. And I'll tell you what, I'll tell you why. And while I'm doing this Ohm Ohm, I'm taking you down now. And then I'll look at the comments. I need someone to explain what, uh, I need some, why, why am I even wearing these? I'll put them on when I need them. I'll put them on when I'm doing stuff.[3:49:22]   Focus. I need someone to explain to me what the Ohm Ohm shit is. I really do. Excuse me. What the Ohm Ohm shit is. What a cope is. Cause fucking, I don't know. And that's a new word who all got.[3:49:35]   Let's skip ahead to eight minutes here. Let's see what he says next. It's pretty nice. I wish, you know, this could have saved us a lot of trouble here. If you would've just admitted this first.[3:49:45]   When we first went after you on day one, we know you're not Jules David. We know you're not the lovely, the lucky gal who's married to say it with me, the King, the King of knowing who you are and being honest about it.[3:50:00]   Every time I call red bar, the King shows that no, they're no bet that, that, Oh, the show they are to him. Okay. And, uh, uh, that would be misery loves company. That would be fucking, uh, mud shark loves misery. And I've told, I love how even I like how that's spreading though. That is my agenda. This is my philosophy, right? He's getting it right.[3:50:24]   He's understanding. So if he could spread that message for me, if it's getting all the way down to Geno, then we're doing a good job of showing people what's going on. Uh, let's hear some more.[3:50:36]   Wait from that. You know, what else has told Chad to get away from that? My buddy, Ken Mosca, Ken Mosca is doing well. Ken Mosca. We are golfing soon.[3:50:45]   1130. Listen to this. So there is a twist here, or there is a rub for this one. Jules, remember calling us the King. We're the best, but there is, let's hear this.[3:50:57]   We're sharing a laugh. That's the moment where you're like, like me and Chad can still be friends. We can, I hate to fucking piss anyone off, but that moment where you laugh at each other and you're like, yeah, this is all bullshit.[3:51:10]   I could probably still be friends with Kevin Brennan if he wasn't committed so hard to the asshole Kevin Brennan, which takes me back to the point I never finished. They know that fucking Red Bar is the king of fucking, you know, these streams.[3:51:23]   But Red Bar's health is failing because as I said, he lives in a world of toxicity. He does. And the more you draw in toxicity, the more it affects your fucking body.[3:51:34]   And that's why we're so lucky to do in hot water. I mean, the shows are literally us fucking. Even shows like Thursday, which I'm telling you, I loved it. We had such funny laughing shows Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.[3:51:49]   They had a good show all yesterday. And laughter literally fucking heals you. I will say this. The CDC was so helpful during the lockdown, but somehow they missed some of the obvious stuff as helpful as the CDC was saying, let's shut down schools. And I promise you, yeah, this was removed from Instagram for that misinformation tag.[3:52:13]   So that was very nice.[3:52:15]   Steel took a band from YouTube for a week today. No, for why about that? For why? Oh, let me double check. But some was that a tick? No, I think a tick fell on me. Oh, come on. It looked like a tick because of the shirt. It's just this attracts ticks. It's just a little fly. It was a tick.[3:52:34]   It was a tick. Yeah. Let me find this is like being in tall grass. Same thing. So thank you, Gino. And I think that'll conclude this week's red bar in the wild. You could throw that music on. Say goodbye to wild. Thank you. And again, if you want us to play your segment, send it.[3:52:53]   Get us in the wild. You get a hundred bucks. That's pretty good. Pretty good deal. Email me if you want to collect on that hundred. Let's go into some little ones.[3:53:04]   It was just the intro. I got a rumor here. You want to hear a little rumor?[3:53:13]   Got a little tip, a little rumor that comedy mothership is deleting comments.[3:53:22]   Let's take a look. Oh, yep. This was this was in the bring back group. Looks legit. So here's the rumor that I want to put out there. I thought this was nice.[3:53:35]   Joe Rogan is having Google delete all negative reviews for the comedy mothership. I attended a show with three other people a week ago. We all left negative one star reviews because those fuckers charged us over 40 bucks for canned water.[3:53:53]   Oh, so they're selling the death grips, liquid death water. How much did they say? Forty dollars for canned water. Three people. We ordered shots and asked for water to go with it.[3:54:06]   We didn't realize we'd be charged eight bucks for each can when we just wanted a fucking cup of tap water.[3:54:13]   So sorry, man. All four of our negative reviews were removed almost immediately. If you look at the venue reviews, there's only currently two negative reviews out of every person who attended.[3:54:29]   Well, Anthony, I don't know. I think you probably wrote something crazy and it didn't your review never even got picked up, bro. That's what I'm seeing here.[3:54:39]   What the hell did you start swearing in the review? You know, I'm sure it just never got accepted. So that's where I'm going to go with that.[3:54:51]   But I hope it's true. Joe Rogan deleting negative reviews. Does he have the power to do that? You know, I don't know. I don't know if he does, but thank you for the tip.[3:55:03]   All right, let's go through some of these little ones before I told you. What about Lex? Yeah, we're going to go. Yeah, we're going to do that one right after this.[3:55:11]   This is the one I told you we were going to do earlier. A lot of people have been busting on and saying she's gross. She's sick. Thank God she's canceled.[3:55:21]   Colleen Ballinger, Miranda Sings. A lot of people were celebrating the fact that she was outed in the Rolling Stone for grooming kids.[3:55:30]   Jules, did you hear what she did to Adam McIntyre? Somebody who knows me. Did you know that the main Colleen Ballinger, Miranda Sings victim is a guy that knows me from the deaf noodles situation?[3:55:44]   Yes, I've spoken with Adam McIntyre, shouted at him from the other end of a YouTube chat during some event. I go, yo, Adam, he was all the way up here. I go, yo, Adam, you rule.[3:56:00]   A few minutes later, yeah, hopefully he saw. I love that kid. I think I showed you guys that kid on the show like a year ago, right? Didn't I go, look at this gay kid we found. His review of VidCon was incredible.[3:56:15]   Think about this. We picked out this guy out of everybody. This had nothing to do with anyone. We picked him out over a year ago to be the guy, the gay kid we follow, right? The little young gay kid that we follow. And I showed you him. And now look at that. He's the main victim of the Miranda Sings.[3:56:34]   I always knew that he would be the star from the first second that I saw him.[3:56:38]   And I didn't know anything about Miranda Sings or Colleen Ballinger and didn't care. But the cancellation is such a juicy one. It's got so much pedophilic accusations and her brother was like molested or like a sexting with little kids.[3:56:56]   Pedophile.[3:56:57]   I mean, it was a wild, it's a wild discovery. There's a lot going on there and it's a lot of crazy stuff. But as I watched all the examples that people have been showing of how bad this Colleen Ballinger is, I started becoming a fan.[3:57:14]   Just like this Tetros thing. I hated her at first, but the more I watched, I realized, no, no, no, you're wrong. Miranda is actually very funny and I'll show you. This is my favorite thing.[3:57:27]   She has this very subtle distaste for Hispanics, which is carried through her comedy. Like throughout all the years, they've busted her doing like little anti-Hispanic humor.[3:57:47]   Very similar to the amount of anti-Hispanic I am. Very similar. Just the right amount, how a normal person should be where you don't hate all the Hispanics, but you're also the Hispanics do now.[3:58:06]   A normal amount of anti-Hispanic. And she has that. And I wanted to show you some of the ones that they've been showing. This is like when they tried to cancel me.[3:58:20]   I think when Shane Dawson got canceled, we showed his cancellation compilation back then. And this is the one that stuck out to you from Miranda's cancellation compilation.[3:58:32]   And you're more of a fan of Miranda than Colleen. Hey, Colleen is the one working the ropes. She's the operator of this Miranda. So I think they're both cool.[3:58:47]   I think they're actually more than that Jules. I'll go as far to say they're so hip that they're over your head. Miranda Sings and Colleen Ballinger. I actually think they're hip. You guys are missing the point here. If this was happening in New York, you would get it.[3:59:07]   Miranda Sings is just too cool. You're getting confused. You should team up with her and come up with a play because there's proven screenshots of her brother messaging all these 13 year olds team up with her to figure out a way where she can pin all of her stuff on just the brother only.[3:59:25]   Yes. That's what I'm trying to get. So this is called Miranda Sings is racist. Let's take a look.[3:59:34]   Kill that wild warning. Oh, here. This part's funny warning. This video is for educational purposes. This video is a bullying video.[3:59:46]   There is no reason why you should make fun of people by stereotyping them in any way, shape or form. We are Hispanic Americans, not animals, objects or aliens, nor should be treated differently. I have black, Hispanic and white friends and would never disrespect them like this.[4:00:07]   Martin Luther King and the black community have been through this until this day. Our stereotype that they are bad people. I am disgusted that a celebrity from YouTube would do this.[4:00:21]   I suggest YouTube delete Colleen Ballinger, Miranda Sings, Psycho Sopranos and NovaQ from YouTube. I also recommend Nickelodeon. Delete her as well.[4:00:36]   She is a good example of bullying and racial stereotyping the Latin community of the United States of America. God bless our US and Latino troops.[4:00:49]   This is the opening of the exposed video. So whoever uploaded this and what's so cool is if you look, how many VHS filters did they put? This is like high end digital animation. This isn't just white font on a screen.[4:01:10]   They've nailed the vintage VHS feel of a busted old tape, which is unique for somebody with a message like this. Very Michael Ray Bowers style of going about making videos. Then that stops and then this happens.[4:01:37]   And this is Miranda here in costume. Give her a round of applause. Who does that look like? Your favorite Joker. Looks just like the Joker. So if you're going to like that, you can like this.[4:01:52]   So here's Miranda and then here's her friend and they're going to just sit around and imitate Hispanics. And they did a good job. Here it is.[4:02:05]   So this is my cousin. We work at the Taco together. Of course. But I am soon to be a manager. She just got promoted to the dry source. So she talks to the people. Your eyebrows look especially good today. I know today is because I have some, I have, I have like the natural hair coming through. You're like looking at your own image and it's like looking at myself because I think I look pretty today. I am so good. Even my eyebrows are today. Your eyebrows look really good. Did you, I ran out of eyeliner today. So I have to use that.[4:02:32]   You know, I only saw the short version of this. Now that I think of it, I didn't hear any of this. I thought this was slick. I thought we were tuning into something professional here. Well, let's keep listening. And maybe, you know, maybe I'm wrong, but it, it almost sounds like I'm listening to a bunch of cutting room floor footage of this tape that I, so you're saying the other version that you watch was edited to make her seem more fun.[4:03:00]   I thought she was, well, let's find it. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm high.[4:03:04]   Oh, you had to use a sharpie because sometimes you need to use eyeliner and a lip liner because the lip liner attracts the mint to the lips. And that's all I want to kiss.[4:03:12]   And also sometimes if you leave hair on your eyebrow and don't, and don't block it off, it makes your eyebrows look more natural when you pencil them in.[4:03:18]   They don't trick me to learn because most girls just shave it all off and they just pencil it on. But it's like, if you leave a little bit of hair, then it like looks more natural.[4:03:29]   But anyways, I am aspiring to be a hairdresser and she wants to be a rapper. She wants to be the first, like really famous, like female rapper.[4:03:36]   See, this isn't as bad as they cut it up to be in all the hate videos. They show a quick clip from this.[4:03:41]   I think they're probably just mad about the outfit.[4:03:45]   Oh, you don't think you could even get away with dressing up as a Hispanic like this?[4:03:50]   Okay. I don't find anything wrong with this. To me, it's about, did they say anything crazy to me? They haven't said or done anything wrong.[4:04:00]   Compared to me.[4:04:02]   There hasn't been one. There hasn't been no girl rappers. So I'm like, I'm here for them.[4:04:06]   And also you are hot and like you are new and fresh. How about you like spin a beat for them right now? You can like, I'll sing for them because I'm a singer.[4:04:12]   You'll spin my back up for me.[4:04:14]   I'm going to be like the first singing hairdresser that's ever been because there's never been anyone like that before.[4:04:18]   There's nothing here.[4:04:20]   It would be really good if I was like a hairdresser and I could sing at the same time.[4:04:24]   Like she can entertain.[4:04:26]   You know she can sing, you know, she got to bring all the hardness to the...[4:04:30]   Still nothing wrong here.[4:04:32]   I'm still working on the lyrics sometimes.[4:04:34]   The clip I saw was all about them making fun of how Hispanics work at Del Taco.[4:04:38]   I go, boy, I work at Del Taco. I work at Del Taco.[4:04:43]   I mean, maybe it's coming up.[4:04:45]   To me, none of this is funny besides the making fun of the workers at Del Taco, which nobody does anymore.[4:04:53]   To me, that's funny.[4:04:55]   That needs to come back. Making fun of somebody's situation, a low end situation at Del Taco.[4:05:02]   And I'm not being sarcastic.[4:05:04]   Aren't you not?[4:05:06]   We got this.[4:05:08]   There we go. There we go.[4:05:10]   She works at the drive-thru at Del Taco.[4:05:12]   You know how the girls go loco.[4:05:15]   You can tell that she's new when she's working the drive-thru.[4:05:19]   She'll press the buttons and make it go muttons.[4:05:23]   She puts all the beef in the rice.[4:05:26]   And then we go and catch the mice.[4:05:29]   I catch the mice.[4:05:33]   I sit on the strap and then it goes snap.[4:05:36]   So people find that to be like the most hateful thing on the internet.[4:05:41]   I don't even think that's anywhere near bad.[4:05:45]   But I guess that's not even funny enough to become a fan.[4:05:49]   So I was wrong.[4:05:53]   You just liked your version of the Del Taco song that you made up later in the week.[4:05:56]   Well, she also did this really cool thing.[4:05:58]   She was addressing whatever haters she does this thing where she reads hate comments from people.[4:06:03]   And like one of the comments was from this like chubby Mexican teenager.[4:06:09]   And in his comment, he said something like, you're not funny, bro.[4:06:13]   And she's like, yeah, you look like one of those people that says bro.[4:06:16]   You're just walking around going bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.[4:06:21]   Because he was this little Mexican teen.[4:06:25]   I've been wanting to tell off those fucking kind of Mexican kids like that for years.[4:06:30]   Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.[4:06:33]   That I get that.[4:06:36]   You know, those fucking kids.[4:06:39]   They're so annoying. Those mall kids.[4:06:41]   You see them in big mic videos all the time.[4:06:43]   Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, my brother, my cousin, my cousin, my brother, bro.[4:06:53]   Yeah, that is a pet peeve of mine.[4:06:56]   And I'm glad she pointed that out.[4:06:58]   So for that, I welcome her with open arms.[4:07:03]   All right. We're trying to bust through some of these little ones we had saved up for you here.[4:07:08]   Theo Vaughn sexually harasses Brianna chicken fry.[4:07:13]   Did you guys see this?[4:07:15]   Do people know Brianna in Dem Titties?[4:07:19]   That's Theo Vaughn.[4:07:21]   It's a quote from Theo Vaughn.[4:07:23]   I think they're going to play it on BFFs.[4:07:25]   Do you guys watch BFFs?[4:07:27]   No, I also put their interview together as the second link if you wanted to show a little bit.[4:07:31]   I don't have any time codes, but you could just show it.[4:07:34]   Yeah, this is great.[4:07:36]   So Theo was basically on a date.[4:07:38]   This was a really inappropriate video.[4:07:41]   Really inappropriate interview.[4:07:43]   This girl, and I ain't saying this name, this girl, she's called.[4:07:48]   And again, this is, I'm embarrassed to say this out loud.[4:07:53]   It's Brianna chicken fry.[4:07:58]   Too great.[4:07:59]   Brianna chicken fry.[4:08:02]   They call her.[4:08:04]   I ain't okay with that.[4:08:06]   Now she's on the Dave Portney, the hit Dave Portney show.[4:08:10]   BFFs with Josh Richards, the TikToker and Dave Portney.[4:08:16]   They go over all the fool's news, basically.[4:08:19]   I mean, they basically report all the mishaps that influencers go through.[4:08:24]   There's a lot of embarrassing tales, a lot of mix up because Dave Portney is insane, you know, and makes all sorts of mistakes and puts out a lot of misinformation about these young teens.[4:08:36]   It becomes big drama for some of these people just because Dave is so stupidly thinking of someone else when he makes a giant accusations statement about some kid.[4:08:47]   It's a blast.[4:08:48]   Brianna is the cohost of this show. She's one of these know nothing barstool hires where they hire a bunch of idiots to go out and entertain the college crowds at barstool events.[4:09:01]   She was like hired for that. And then she's on the show BFFs, which turns into a hit show with TikTokers and stuff.[4:09:09]   And so now Brianna is an influencer of her own out of nowhere.[4:09:14]   Theo Vaughn's been on BFFs a bunch of times. There he is.[4:09:19]   And he's had the hots for this Brianna. We all have been predicting this in the BFF circles and stuff like this.[4:09:29]   Didn't we show this on the show where they showed the AI versions of them and Theo couldn't stop commenting on Brianna's tits the whole time while they were on BFFs? I'm pretty sure we showed that on the show.[4:09:41]   Yeah, maybe. I mean, Theo Vaughn, you know, the point of today's topic here, Theo Vaughn is a sex guy.[4:09:49]   In fact, you know, from what I've gathered just by listening to him admit things, he's almost a sex criminal.[4:10:01]   To me, I get that vibe from him that he has some scary, and by criminal, I mean, should be illegal.[4:10:10]   You know, criminal to me doesn't mean that, you know, it's the state's definition. Criminal to me is are you sneaking around? Are you being a creep? Are you doing something real weird?[4:10:21]   And I think Theo Vaughn is past the normal, the norm. He goes beyond the norm into a very creepy, sick, perverted, pathetic, and shameful weird sex.[4:10:38]   He feels a lot of shame about this.[4:10:40]   That's why he looks like a walking blob of shame.[4:10:43]   He has to lock the porn apps on his phone.[4:10:46]   He's the type of guy who has to like get rid of his smartphone because he's addicted to porn.[4:10:52]   Yes, yes. Which he talks about.[4:10:54]   I've got a porn addiction. Yeah, I watch about 18 to 42 videos a day. I'll just jack up over and over. This is what he's admitting to people. This is why people have connected to him, by the way.[4:11:07]   Because he can't stop jacking off alone at a desk anywhere. He was doing it everywhere. The studios, the sinks, the bathrooms.[4:11:17]   He had a jack off addiction. Think how silly that is.[4:11:23]   So, he can't stop jacking off. He has to go, seek, seek ways to fix it.[4:11:32]   He's trying Ashwagandha, Ayahuasca, DMT, Ketamine. He's trying it all.[4:11:40]   And he can't stop jacking off. He's got addicted to jacking.[4:11:46]   And we know that he's like, he stares. He creeps on girls. That's what he does. He creeps on them.[4:11:55]   Even if it's in a professional setting. I've seen him do this on Kill Tony. Just last night we were watching a Kill Tony. He would have gone on a damn date with the girl.[4:12:02]   So, he's creeping. He wants in. I don't think it ever turns out right when they eventually do hook up. I think it's a lot of misery, a lot of shame.[4:12:13]   A lot of ED type situations, you know. The night ends with him crying. He cries a lot due to sexual things.[4:12:24]   He's one of those. That to me is his sicko. You understand? I draw the line at sex is that big of a part of your life and you're doing, you're crying in regards to some sort of sex thing.[4:12:38]   They visit prostitutes probably. It's in that hole that is not an okay place to be.[4:12:46]   So, he's got Brianna Chickenfry on and the show was like a date because she don't need to be there. She don't need to be, especially Theo Vaughn is like blowing up now on TikTok. He's huge, right?[4:12:59]   All of his videos get like a million views now. So, this show is too big for her to be on unless Theo thought he was getting a little date afterwards. Let's see how they act.[4:13:10]   Some of them are fucking idiots, you know, but some of them seem like they know what's up, you know?[4:13:15]   Yeah.[4:13:17]   Okay. So, what else happened then? All right. So, you're in school. Where are you working at?[4:13:21]   I'm working at someone's house. I was a nanny.[4:13:24]   Okay. You were a nanny.[4:13:26]   I was in school. I was pre-med though.[4:13:28]   What?[4:13:30]   Yeah.[4:13:31]   I was doing all right, but I wasn't like, I wasn't that good. I was like bottom of the class, but I still have like a 3-2.[4:13:40]   Okay. 3-2 is good though.[4:13:42]   I ship this. Date, date, date, date.[4:13:45]   Ship Jixie.[4:13:47]   So, here's the problem. And I knew this right away. We were actually in our home gym exercising while we first viewed this show.[4:13:55]   It was a great pod.[4:13:56]   And I'm sitting here and the TV is like at eye level height.[4:14:00]   Okay. In the home gym.[4:14:02]   And the TV is on the wall at eye level height. And I'm sitting there watching this. My eyes are about right here.[4:14:09]   I'm staring at these tits.[4:14:12]   And I'll show you, here's a better, a girl just in front of Theo. Remember, Theo is his sex addict, thirsty at the sight of even, you know, an old woman's shoe makes him unbelievably filled with desire.[4:14:31]   So, imagine this girl sitting here, no bra, sitting there, laying back. And these are just right there in his face. His eyes are like this, right at those.[4:14:45]   And I remember when this came out, watching in the home gym, I go, Jesus, your fucking tits. To me, this is your tits are out. Okay.[4:14:54]   If you're laying there, you can see all these tits. Your tits are out. What are you trying to do here?[4:14:58]   You know, and I know about Theo's porn addiction and how hard it is for him to control these urges. So now with that in mind, let's just watch Theo interact with her, with her tits sticking out.[4:15:12]   And I was, I wanted to be a, I wanted to be a PA. So I wanted to go to a PA school.[4:15:17]   And what is it PA?[4:15:19]   A physician's assistant. So it's like the least time in medical school you make the most money.[4:15:24]   So I wanted to do that because I only had to go to two years of med school after.[4:15:28]   But then I started making TikToks.[4:15:30]   Oh, okay. Yeah. So I started making TikToks.[4:15:33]   So you went from pre-med to TikTok?[4:15:35]   Fast.[4:15:37]   Okay. And was your first TikTok like at the pre, was it involving like medical stuff or notice whatever?[4:15:43]   No, I was just, I was hungover.[4:15:45]   This is what they make us watch and they get money for this.[4:15:48]   This is what they make us watch.[4:15:50]   I love this episode because it was like a date.[4:15:52]   Yes. So, uh, any brothers, any sisters?[4:15:56]   Color?[4:15:58]   She did. She explained about all of her brothers.[4:16:00]   She did. Yes.[4:16:02]   So he's asking color. What's your favorite color?[4:16:05]   Any brothers or sisters?[4:16:07]   Where are you from?[4:16:09]   I don't, is it just me or to me that is, I could care fucking less about anyone's answer to any of those questions.[4:16:16]   When people ask me that I go, okay.[4:16:19]   Yeah. I'm from outer space.[4:16:21]   Okay. Thank you.[4:16:24]   Oh, my library.[4:16:26]   Yes. He's nervous.[4:16:28]   He's nervous. Exactly. Because he's on what's called, get out of this library, a date.[4:16:36]   And he has to like, look away because he can't look straight at her.[4:16:42]   When he looks straight at her, he's looking at them too.[4:16:47]   And we knew this when this video came out, you're going to see why that's so important in just a second.[4:16:52]   Let's catch a little bit more of their intimate date.[4:16:56]   Stuff or notice whatever.[4:16:58]   No, I was just, I was hung over. That was my thing. I was the hungover girl.[4:17:02]   Oh, now I get it.[4:17:04]   Yeah. Yeah. That is your thing. You're always like hungover.[4:17:07]   We're always hungover. Dang. Yeah.[4:17:09]   You're always hungover and having to like.[4:17:11]   Travel. You're always hungover and having to like go back into the world and deal with whatever's going on in your life.[4:17:16]   You're like, this is how you like.[4:17:20]   Very nice date.[4:17:22]   Very nice first date.[4:17:24]   I kind of want them to be together after this. I was like, they should date.[4:17:26]   Unfortunately, it looks like he's blown it.[4:17:29]   Theo went too far and we're going to see the real Theo here.[4:17:33]   Weeks later on his show, after having her on, he said some things about the interview and we'll show you those.[4:17:41]   They actually watch it with Brianna on BFFs with Dave Courtney.[4:17:47]   Dave Courtney. So Brianna is sitting here. They're all on Zoom. She's on another Zoom line, but they're all going over this clip that you're about to see through their show about Theo Vaughn talking about Brianna's interview that just happened a week or two ago.[4:18:06]   Is that queued up 23 minutes?[4:18:08]   It should be.[4:18:10]   Great. All right. Check this out.[4:18:12]   Okay. Theo likes Bri question mark.[4:18:14]   So this is one of the headlines. Theo likes Bri question mark.[4:18:18]   Weird.[4:18:20]   Okay. Now they're rolling a clip. So they're all watching. Here's Dave. Here's Brianna. Here's Josh.[4:18:27]   And they're playing a clip from one of Theo's recent podcasts. He's going to be talking about Brianna.[4:18:34]   What's this?[4:18:36]   Weird.[4:18:38]   You said Brianna chicken fry on actually.[4:18:40]   Oh, nice. Yeah, she's great.[4:18:42]   Yeah, she's interesting.[4:18:44]   She's interesting, boy. She's got them tits, boy. Sorry.[4:18:49]   T.I.T.[4:18:51]   I didn't say it, but there's a part of me inside of me that said it.[4:18:53]   She got them tits, boy.[4:18:56]   So you were thinking about those tits the whole damn time?[4:19:02]   Now, Brianna is watching this. Look at her face. She does not look too happy.[4:19:09]   As what girl would even the biggest sluts, they don't want to go.[4:19:14]   I was on this podcast because I was supposedly an interesting person to interview.[4:19:20]   And the only thing he had to say about me was, yeah, she's interesting.[4:19:25]   Dem titties.[4:19:27]   Want to hear that again?[4:19:29]   She sat there for like two hours.[4:19:31]   She sat there spilling. She yeah.[4:19:33]   On the Theo Vaughn show that we just watched.[4:19:35]   She told her whole life story.[4:19:36]   This was like a big podcast for her. She's got this huge audiences watching.[4:19:43]   And she treated it as if it was her Rogan.[4:19:45]   Yes.[4:19:47]   And she was introducing herself to the world.[4:19:49]   And all Theo cared about were dem titties.[4:19:53]   Brianna chicken fry on, actually.[4:19:55]   Oh, nice. Yeah, she's great.[4:19:57]   Yeah, she's interesting.[4:19:59]   What do you mean?[4:20:01]   She's interesting, boy. She's got them tits, boy. Sorry.[4:20:04]   I didn't say it, but there's a part of me inside of me that said it.[4:20:08]   Sometimes there's a party that comes to the service and he's like, guess what?[4:20:11]   Yeah. Well, she got them done.[4:20:13]   Yes, she did. Boy, I'd fricking do them, dude.[4:20:15]   Fucking half hour and some of that Michelangelo clay or whatever.[4:20:19]   I'd fucking put a third one on there.[4:20:22]   Not my favorite clip.[4:20:24]   After it's over, she goes, not my favorite clip.[4:20:30]   I mean, she looks pretty disgusted.[4:20:32]   She looks pretty bamboozled, betrayed.[4:20:35]   So Theo Vaughn's one of those type of guys.[4:20:38]   And then when you zoom in on his face, there's something.[4:20:42]   I mean, look at that.[4:20:44]   Imagine this guy is sitting there with this fucking hair and making this face going,[4:20:47]   you need them titties. Yum, yum, yum.[4:20:49]   Yeah.[4:20:51]   Keep her face in it too because her face is...[4:20:53]   Yeah, let's see that.[4:20:55]   Zoom in on just them.[4:20:57]   Yeah. Okay.[4:21:02]   Well, she got them done.[4:21:03]   Yes, she did. Boy, I'd fricking do them, dude.[4:21:06]   You give me fucking half hour and some of that Michelangelo clay or whatever.[4:21:09]   I'd fucking put a third one on there.[4:21:12]   Not my favorite clip.[4:21:14]   He's very, he's very infatuated by your tits, eh?[4:21:17]   It's a tough clip.[4:21:19]   It's not always surprising from Theo.[4:21:21]   Who's the guy?[4:21:23]   Wow, Dave Porter. He goes, tough clip.[4:21:25]   Tough clip because that's, you know, she works for him.[4:21:28]   I think he thought that was...[4:21:31]   Too far.[4:21:33]   Too dirty.[4:21:35]   What do they call that?[4:21:37]   Dave's grown up.[4:21:39]   That's a little rotten, huh?[4:21:41]   Not my favorite.[4:21:43]   He's very infatuated by your tits, eh?[4:21:45]   It's a tough clip.[4:21:47]   Not always surprising from Theo.[4:21:49]   Who's the guy?[4:21:51]   Who's the, who's the other guy?[4:21:53]   Oh, that's Trevor Wallace.[4:21:55]   I went on his pod. He came on mine. He's cool.[4:21:57]   He's a funny guy. Funny lad.[4:21:59]   Funny guy. Yeah.[4:22:01]   I don't know. Probably, I don't want to say predictable.[4:22:03]   Yeah, right.[4:22:05]   Drunk fan thinks she meant me. I haven't seen this.[4:22:08]   That's that.[4:22:10]   Then Brianna's going to sit there like this the whole show.[4:22:13]   She thought they were having a great time.[4:22:15]   She thought he respected her.[4:22:17]   Nope.[4:22:19]   So that, I think, is kind of the real Theo.[4:22:21]   The Theo that I've seen all along.[4:22:23]   And we've got some photos of his thumbnails.[4:22:27]   I find, and I don't know if you guys noticed this.[4:22:30]   This is a real problem for me.[4:22:31]   Theo's starting to look what's called bizarre.[4:22:35]   He's starting to look bizarre.[4:22:38]   When I see pictures of him, I go, oh my God.[4:22:41]   Such a bizarre face.[4:22:43]   Here, let's see if I could show you what I mean.[4:22:46]   Theo Vaughn.[4:22:48]   Next up.[4:22:50]   Yeah, bring him up there.[4:22:52]   And we've got some clips also from this latest Kill Tony that Theo's on.[4:22:56]   Where Theo's been acting very strange.[4:22:59]   Almost. You could call it.[4:23:01]   Bizarre.[4:23:03]   Weird and bizarre.[4:23:07]   I'm starting to get a real strange feeling about Theo here.[4:23:11]   And I think we're going to have some good stuff with Theo coming soon.[4:23:15]   Kill Tony's in next up.[4:23:17]   Next up.[4:23:19]   Here we go.[4:23:21]   No, that's okay.[4:23:23]   I like a slow machine.[4:23:25]   So that little cooling pad I bought didn't work.[4:23:27]   It just stopped working just now.[4:23:29]   I think it got too hot.[4:23:31]   It does have a plug in, but I got to find it on the next break.[4:23:35]   Oh, so you haven't turned on the fan.[4:23:37]   No.[4:23:39]   I thought that the lifting action would be enough, but.[4:23:43]   The city's, oh yeah.[4:23:45]   And we've got a bonus from Kill Tony too.[4:23:47]   Yeah, we've got some good stuff from Kill Tony.[4:23:55]   I'm not seeing the Theo part. Hold on.[4:23:58]   Let's see what we got.[4:24:00]   Oh, Theo's face.[4:24:02]   What's going on?[4:24:05]   13 minutes, right?[4:24:07]   Jules?[4:24:11]   Yes.[4:24:13]   Everything online.[4:24:15]   So yeah, we've got something weird.[4:24:17]   And does it start a little bit before this?[4:24:19]   Go to, um, I mean, you could start from 1130 and just do this whole thing.[4:24:24]   Cause there's a little bit sprinkled in if you want.[4:24:27]   Kill Tony, uh, Theo Vaughn, Brian red band.[4:24:30]   Angel D madness there in the background.[4:24:32]   11 minutes in.[4:24:34]   Yeah. So this is the Kill Tony alley saga, right?[4:24:37]   1130. Yes.[4:24:39]   1130.[4:24:41]   Okay. 1130.[4:24:43]   Very late.[4:24:45]   Um, uh, Kill Tony alley.[4:24:47]   You guys remember Kill Tony alley.[4:24:49]   Kill alley. They're calling it.[4:24:51]   They even started doing a show out of it.[4:24:53]   They've got all the comedians and this really people like to pick on this fact.[4:24:56]   Me too.[4:24:58]   This is one of those facts where we go illegal.[4:25:01]   Been wanting him to get in trouble ever since I heard about kill alley.[4:25:06]   And I think it finally happened.[4:25:08]   Uh, kill alley is where all the comedians signing up to be on kill Tony,[4:25:12]   sometimes over 200,[4:25:14]   they all congregate in the alley by the mothership there.[4:25:19]   And they block the whole alley.[4:25:21]   They turn the alley into basically a pride parade, uh,[4:25:24]   looks no different than the pride parade, except, uh, way less pride.[4:25:29]   It's the Shane parade.[4:25:31]   Yeah. It's it really looks like the parade of Shane Gillis's family.[4:25:36]   Um, it's very, it's one above homeless.[4:25:41]   I've here, I've got some pics of the kill Tony alley that you could see here.[4:25:47]   Here's one of them.[4:25:49]   Yeah. They've got like the tents set up everywhere.[4:25:52]   And it's crazy because for these, these guys, you know,[4:25:56]   like Tony and Joe Rogan, like hate the homeless.[4:25:58]   They're doing like active campaigns,[4:26:00]   but it seems like they're creating most of the homeless.[4:26:04]   Again, this is people camping out, kill Tony,[4:26:08]   people trying to get on that microphone.[4:26:10]   So Tony actually makes people fill the streets,[4:26:15]   which is against his political agenda as well.[4:26:20]   Pictures. And then I think I've got one more here. Yes.[4:26:24]   Vice news. And there's some of it is, did we have a video as well?[4:26:30]   Yeah, here it is.[4:26:34]   This summer live in comedy world.[4:26:38]   Kill alley.[4:26:44]   I wish it was kill alley.[4:26:52]   The comedy mothership.[4:26:54]   This is the alley.[4:27:02]   They all congregate. And I asked me a question.[4:27:06]   You're seeing this and you're going, why would the city allow this?[4:27:09]   Why would the city allowed them to block the entire alley and have a party out[4:27:15]   there of this nature, uh, for all hours of the night,[4:27:19]   every night of the week as well. Well, twice a week, look at this.[4:27:24]   Me too.[4:27:26]   They're holding little, they're, they're making teams are being formed.[4:27:31]   You know, allegiances, alliances are being formed here.[4:27:34]   Look, you've got people become, this is like a, that show solar opposites.[4:27:39]   The people who live in the wall there.[4:27:41]   Kill Tony alley is turning into that where they're starting societies.[4:27:46]   See, this guy has become like, yeah, see, he's starting a mini society here.[4:27:50]   These are the guys with it. I think that he's going to go far.[4:27:53]   Look at this. And he's obviously talking about this other society over here,[4:27:57]   you know, so this is getting bad.[4:27:59]   Uh, so let's hear an update from Tony himself about the future of kill alley[4:28:04]   and alley that I personally crossed my fingers for in terms of the city,[4:28:10]   shutting it down.[4:28:12]   Uh, although I would never participate in a shutdown of any sort.[4:28:16]   Of course I do pray and hope for shutdowns and takeaways and restrictions.[4:28:23]   Okay. So let's see here. 1130, huh?[4:28:27]   Let's hear from Tony about the state of kill alley.[4:28:30]   Some good news here. Finally guys, some good news.[4:28:35]   And uh, yeah, thank you guys for having me in here.[4:28:38]   I'm excited to be here tonight.[4:28:39]   But yeah, wherever Theo shows up now,[4:28:43]   he has to thank everybody for being his fan everywhere.[4:28:48]   He goes, thank you all.[4:28:50]   I just want to say how much it does mean to me for you allowing me to be here as,[4:28:54]   as fans of mine. It's very bizarre.[4:28:58]   Like his face that you're going to see very soon, but first kill alley.[4:29:02]   That's how it works. He's done the show many times,[4:29:06]   even back when it was in the belly room,[4:29:07]   but now over 200 people sign up. We have them all funneled,[4:29:11]   actually no longer in the alleyway.[4:29:13]   An update is that they're all funneled into another bar now, uh,[4:29:16]   right next door. They've been,[4:29:18]   it turns out the city of Austin didn't want 200 people in an alleyway.[4:29:23]   Thank you so much, Austin. Finally.[4:29:27]   Not a bad city. Finally, a w for Austin.[4:29:30]   Finally, uh, the city came to their senses.[4:29:33]   They kicked the people out of the alley. Now they're all at a bar.[4:29:35]   Now we just got to get him kicked out of that damn bar.[4:29:39]   Imagine all, and those kids have no money for booze.[4:29:43]   Does the bar really know that? Does the bar know?[4:29:46]   Most of these kids are going to be, they ain't buying nothing.[4:29:49]   These open micers are one above homeless. I'm not kidding.[4:29:53]   And this is for any scene, every open mic scene I've ever seen in my life.[4:29:58]   It's the craziest people from the, the craziest parts of the city.[4:30:02]   They're all alone. None of them come in like a group of like three guys.[4:30:07]   They're all solo. They all find themselves. They all come out solo.[4:30:12]   Think about that. And then they meet each other. They start a scene.[4:30:16]   They never have any money. They're constantly trying to get free refills,[4:30:21]   coupon codes, coupons, whatever they could do to get some free food.[4:30:27]   I, you know, James Fritz, our old buddy, our cohost, James Fritz,[4:30:32]   he was like that. He would go to an open mic 40 minutes out of the way.[4:30:37]   If he heard they were having pizza night there and you each get one slice of[4:30:42]   dominoes. If you go to the open mic,[4:30:45]   he would go in that direction at the age of 36.[4:30:49]   Oh my God. On the episode of Rogan with Gabriel and Iglesias,[4:30:54]   it was like one thing about your club, no food. Why? Yeah.[4:30:58]   Gabriel Iglesias, that big fat Mexican come and goes, Joe,[4:31:02]   I understand you are not serving food at your club. Why is this? Oh,[4:31:07]   we just think it's not necessary. Unnecessary. Oh my.[4:31:12]   He was very concerned. A big fat guy concerned about a club,[4:31:17]   not having food. It was classic fat guy behavior. Gabriel Iglesias.[4:31:21]   Very fine. He never thought he would make red bar. He did just now.[4:31:24]   That was a micro coverage of him. Okay.[4:31:28]   So here it is. The alley shut down by the wonderful Austin city.[4:31:33]   What will they shut down next?[4:31:35]   Hopefully smoking weed in this club will be next to go.[4:31:40]   Date is that they're all funneled into another bar now.[4:31:43]   What would Tedros do?[4:31:45]   It turns out the city of Austin didn't want 200 people in an alleyway,[4:31:50]   which is crazy.[4:31:51]   I cannot wait until the bar finds out they don't have any money and they're[4:31:55]   all ordering waters. I can't wait.[4:31:59]   They're going to eat up that whole bar's time. The bathroom destroyed by 200[4:32:05]   of these skids.[4:32:07]   They're going to be ordering water so much that the bartenders can't sell[4:32:12]   beverages to any real customers. Cause it's going to be water night. Oh man.[4:32:18]   They're going to get thrown. And then what happens?[4:32:19]   You get thrown out of the bar. You try the pizza place next to the street. Yeah.[4:32:22]   Joe Rogan says, you got to let us use your place to hold our contestants.[4:32:27]   And you know what happens if you don't listen to Rogan,[4:32:30]   he's shaking down the whole block now has to be comedy mothership.[4:32:34]   I mean the people could fight back. The people,[4:32:37]   the city might find this as a zit on their community.[4:32:42]   Once they realize that this comedy isn't as fun as they thought it could,[4:32:45]   could be. It ain't live music.[4:32:48]   You're basically letting them delete your live music and replace it with this[4:32:53]   crap comedy. Some of the worst comedy our history has ever seen comes out of this[4:32:59]   mothership. That's not even a joke. Isn't that crazy?[4:33:03]   That's the craziest part. It's some of the worst comedy out these guys.[4:33:08]   I mean, go watch the O'Vaughan's Netflix special.[4:33:11]   It's some of the worst comedy out. Go watch it.[4:33:15]   I dare you, Joe Rogan's comedy special.[4:33:21]   This guy hasn't done a special since 2016.[4:33:24]   He's getting away with murder. Where's your work, Joe?[4:33:28]   Mr. Typewriter, Mr. Mitzi Shore.[4:33:32]   Why hasn't he had a special?[4:33:34]   Where's his special? You can't not have a special since 2016.[4:33:38]   And they go, well, I actually dedicated my life arguing to COVID instead.[4:33:43]   So that was like my special.[4:33:44]   His special was his behavior during COVID.[4:33:49]   His childish behavior.[4:33:53]   Joe does not like a lockdown.[4:33:57]   And I think he's afraid to release his special.[4:34:03]   Are they going to be jokes?[4:34:05]   Does he think that it could be any joke that he's made from 2016 till now and[4:34:09]   mostly old stuff? That's a long time.[4:34:12]   How many times is he going to make you see him on tour before you get to see the special?[4:34:16]   2018 was his last one.[4:34:18]   Oh, 18. That's still a long time ago.[4:34:20]   19, 20, 21, 22, 23.[4:34:22]   That's five years.[4:34:24]   Five years. I mean, only Kanye West waits five years.[4:34:29]   No one else.[4:34:31]   Bebe Rexha, maybe.[4:34:33]   All right. Yeah, the city shut down. Thank you.[4:34:36]   There's 800 people in other alleyways, but they really, for some reason, focused in on us.[4:34:42]   You can't even make this shit up. It's unbelievable.[4:34:48]   The homeless, the fucking everything. They're like, what about the creatives?[4:34:53]   Tony has like dedicated his life. Yeah. And you got to look at Theo coming up here.[4:34:58]   Tony's dedicated his life to like loving all tropes of like online conservatism, conservatorism.[4:35:07]   And he's like overboard. Like he, there was an episode last week where a trans person came on stage and he was like dying for the interview for her to bring up that she was trans.[4:35:21]   So they could all do trans style. They were going to do the Bud Light joke probably, but she never brought up.[4:35:29]   She was trans and it got awkward and Tony, but you could see he was itching for it. He loves these tropes.[4:35:34]   So, and he still is on this thing where he's like real comedy only in Austin and California. You try to do comedy.[4:35:45]   It's like no, no over the top. It's almost like Denny level where it's like Nick DePaulo level like, Oh my God.[4:35:53]   But check out Theo. Where did we start with Theo here? What's the time code on Theo? I just, you can play it from that part.[4:36:00]   You can't even make this shit up. It's unbelievable. The homeless, the fucking everything. They're like, what about the creatives?[4:36:12]   What about these hopeful, hopeful people trying to live their dreams? Let's stop this.[4:36:18]   Anyway, so they're all crammed into a bar. I pre this is what I'm talking about and I get anywhere. Any guy who does this is setting it up on red bar.[4:36:24]   I don't care how common it becomes. We just had a, who's that big fat fucking piece of shit from, are you garbage?[4:36:35]   H Foley. H Foley's got his mouth hanging. Who else hangs their mouth open like this? It's disgusting.[4:36:42]   And when you start hanging your mouth open like this, I might throw a ping pong ball in there, but I'm, I'm going to show all these guys.[4:36:48]   I never get tired of this because you could do stuff like the creatives. What about these hopeful, hopeful people trying to live their dreams? Let's stop this.[4:36:59]   Anyway, so they're all crammed into a bar. I pre pull a name. Someone runs out to the next bar.[4:37:04]   Okay. You got it. That's not even a bad one. Okay. Go to 13 minutes.[4:37:10]   So what is up with Theo? He's been acting bizarre. He's been looking bizarre. His face is almost getting weird.[4:37:16]   Is he on drugs? We don't know. He's usually a Mr. Straight edge. Can't go near any addiction. Remember he's an addictions man.[4:37:26]   A lot of these addiction guys have convinced themselves that shrooms don't count. Yes. They're all on shrooms now, the addiction guys.[4:37:32]   And I kind of think during this episode that Tony and the are both on shrooms and we're going to see some to another place. We're going to see some Tony has his own effects.[4:37:46]   Yeah. We're going to see, um, some snuggling, not expecting snuggling on kill Tony. We're going to see some of that.[4:37:56]   And let's dig into the world of this bizarre Theo Vaughn. Uh, is this where he does the big one? Yeah. Okay. Keep your eyes on Theo here.[4:38:05]   You're not going to believe this, but Hans Kim, who normally starts the show passed away this week. Uh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I don't know. I don't know why I said that. No, he's in.[4:38:16]   I'm sorry. Sometimes the darkness just comes out of me. No, it's worse. He went to South Korea. Everybody's in South Korea. You can't make this shit up. He's in South Korea and he's going to miss tonight's episode, but in his place, it is the young man who very well might eventually replace him full time as a regular.[4:38:43]   What is she doing? This guy was made a golden ticket winner. I mean, you can't like Richard dry fish sliding off the couch. You can't sit there for that long. I'll rewind this. Look at this.[4:38:58]   Look at this display. Jesus Christ with the thing. Airphone. I think she's off the wagon and he's on something and it's just kicking in right there. Let's find out the very bizarre.[4:39:10]   It just comes out of me. No, it's worse. He went to South Korea. Everybody's in South Korea. You can't make this shit up. He's in South Korea and he's going to miss tonight's episode, but in his place, it is the young man who very well might eventually replace him full time as a regular on the show.[4:39:32]   This guy was made a golden five years ago, 21 years old in Houston, Texas, and then it ends, snaps, snaps right back in. It's like he never missed a beat.[4:39:44]   So what's going on? What's taking over Theo Vaughn? What could it be? And wait till you see, I've got some thumbnails too, from his YouTube channel that really, again, have been.[4:39:56]   Haunting my sub box for the last couple of weeks. It's, it's, it's enough. I have to show people what I mean because I just can't get over these faces that I'm seeing. All right. What's our next?[4:40:08]   Alternatively, red bands looking younger than ever. Red bands looking phenomenal. I love the new glasses. He's rich. Now he's the owner of the sunset strip comedy club where they do the secret show.[4:40:20]   I mean, he looks like a respected director. He looks really great. Yeah. He could be, yeah. The guy from swingers, Jon Favreau style of man. Now he's amazing. And he's very smart now and put together. And I haven't seen this guy make an error in months and months and months. All I see is a happy guy, handsome guy.[4:40:48]   All right. So what's our next time code. They do the show, la da da da da. And whatever these boys took seems to kick in with Tony as well at one 16, one 16. Wow. So we're really going over there. Let's go to one 16. Oh, keep your eyes on Tony.[4:41:03]   Uh, he's going to start, uh, exhibiting some strip. We are going to exhibit some of his strange behaviors. 16, one 16. What? Yeah. One 16. Oh, here you go. Okay. Keep your eye on Tony.[4:41:20]   That's a really big one. That's a big one. Don't forget your car. Have you ever heard of like those old things? Like you put a little nickel, a couple of nickels and some pennies under your tongue.[4:41:30]   You can blow, you know, zero. What the fuck? You can blow a Jewish guy. Okay. So this was, I think our first sighting here where we go, what is he doing? So Theo made, you know, in Theo, I think could have said anything within this blank space to make Tony do this.[4:41:54]   So is Tony, is he doing the addicts shrooms? You know, these guys have been doing shroom pills. Now they think that that's just what you take every single day, every single time you hang out with somebody. I don't know, but watch how this happens here.[4:42:07]   Theo makes an innocent joke. Nothing that good. Don't forget your car. Have you ever heard of like those old things? Like you put a little nickel, a couple of nickels and some pennies under your tongue. You can blow, you know, zero. What the fuck? You can blow a Jewish guy.[4:42:23]   He's still down there looking up. I mean, maybe a quick hug, a quick hug to be amazing, but he literally laid his head there and then looked up and imagine Tony on you. I mean, and he's gripping you with all his strength. His fingers are dug into your sides like this.[4:42:46]   We're going to see that again. And it goes on much longer. You know, we'll put some of these in slow motion. I think would be good. Should we watch this one in slow mo? Okay. So let's see. This is a bunch of settings. I got to do here. Playback speed and we'll do 0.5. Okay. And keep your eye on Tony and Theo. And then we'll see, does this hug go too long guys? Oh, for God's sake.[4:43:21]   He's laying on him. Oh, and then he makes eye contact or tries to. His eyes opened. Did you see that? His eyes were closed and then they opened. Real romance stare. Let's see more.[4:43:38]   What are you trying to say, dude? Wow. Unreal. Okay. So keep that one in mind. I think there's a bunch of these. Um, you could, that one's the biggest one, but you could have one 2150.[4:43:57]   One 2150. Why were they snuck? Well, Tony, I mean, Theo's not really doing this. It's just Tony doing it to Theo. So I want to make that perfectly clear. Theo doesn't even want Tony doing this. In fact, I think he gets embarrassed every time Tony does this. It ruins the joke that Theo just attempted. You know how Tony is like over celebrating the joke. Then you're like, okay. That would make me nuts.[4:44:21]   Something that gets a big laugh. He like stands up and goes, that's right. This is Austin and celebrates the landing. I think he's going to have a job.[4:44:33]   One 21. What was the time? One 2150. Almost there. One 2150. See groaning and she's agreeing with me just to let you fucking haters know I'm dialed in. I can. I know.[4:44:49]   I know that shit. That meno paused a long time ago. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Not a drip since the pulp fiction came out.[4:45:00]   So stupid.[4:45:10]   Oh, you don't want any part of that.[4:45:16]   So he was celebrating his job. I mean, really gleefully vindictively celebrating his joke arms up in the air.[4:45:28]   And then Theo, it, by the way, is disgusted by that. And then Tony goes to give a celebration, shove to Theo Vaughn. I mean, this was some scene. Let's see that again.[4:45:42]   Theo to be in contact at all. He wants people to know he's really comfortable around TikTok's new star Theo Vaughn. He's known Theo for many years. Theo has been on the show a million times.[4:45:54]   You know, whatever you think of Theo, you could pass on to me as well. We're pretty much the same Theo's audience. Haven't I shown you that me and him know each other very well. So why not give your business to me? That's what he's doing. It's sick. Listen to this.[4:46:12]   Not a drip since the pulp fiction came out.[4:46:27]   These men are sick, ma'am. I'm sorry.[4:46:31]   Look at him. What's one of your favorite movies that you like?[4:46:37]   Trying to think of the last good movie.[4:46:40]   Wow. Let's see the next one. This one is pretty stupid, but I was watching all these clips of Tony acting pretty gay and then go to 124.[4:46:50]   124.15. Okay. Let's see what he does here. And the Lord created a symbol for me. Wow. Oh my God. Yes. Okay. This was during one of Tony's joke celebrations coming up.[4:47:03]   He actually, uh, you know, uh, because he takes so much advantage of landing a joke and celebrating it so greedily, he was punished by God setting him up to look like a giant idiot.[4:47:20]   Wait till you see this. Only we have caught this.[4:47:24]   Do you get, do you do, do you offer him anything exciting ever for the birthday? Like when you say duty, do you mean like duty? You know what I mean?[4:47:32]   Here's his joke.[4:47:34]   Did you just telepathy that to me?[4:47:37]   He's going to celebrate soon.[4:47:39]   You ever let him fuck you in the ass?[4:47:41]   Yeah, it's my show and I can do whatever I want. Fuck you. Hey, look, we got another name out of the box.[4:47:48]   Okay. So Tony is standing up, right? Celebrating his job. He's showing off. He's being an asshole. Who's the asshole now? He's literally holding a Dick and ball.[4:48:03]   Do you see the Dick and balls? He thought he was being so cool. He's holding a Dick and balls into his own free hair. Look at this. You could really see it. Here he is.[4:48:14]   My show and I can do whatever I want. Fuck you. Hey, look, we got another name out of the bucket. It's fuck you, everybody. 60 seconds uninterrupted for fuck you. It's been 10 years. Nice ball sack.[4:48:31]   I mean, that's too good. Look at that. And what do I call Tony's Dick?[4:48:38]   One, two, three. Oh, I have always no joke. I have always referred to Tony's Dick as a wire, a cable, and literally he is holding a Dick and balls.[4:49:01]   Can you see that out there? Yes. Oh yeah. It's clear as day. So that could be his real Dick. Because I always thought, yeah, his Dick is like a cable, like a wire.[4:49:16]   He really thought he was owning the audience. They were only laughing because the Dick and balls, Tony. Not what you were saying. And he thought they were all, wow, they really love me tonight.[4:49:26]   Everybody. 60 seconds uninterrupted for fuck you. It's been 10 years. If I want to ask an old lady, if she gets fucked in the ass, I'm going to do it. They're all probably screaming. Cause the Dick and balls. I wish I want to answer. Yeah. Okay. I'll answer that. Yeah.[4:49:45]   So yeah, that was Tony looking really gay. And Tony, that does knock down the odds of you not being gay. Reduces that in the public's eye. Trust me. A lot of people now are thinking, oh man, he's been hiding a secret. He's secretly gay and he's been hiding it.[4:50:05]   That actually made me cry. Yeah. Um, go to 137. Oh, oh, for more Theo 137. Oh, we got a little more Theo bizarre behavior. Let's see. We just want to, this is nothing. We just want to keep an eye on him because this is fame. I think something's coming up. We might get something good with Theo. So just keep your eye on him and remember that we noticed the bizarre behavior first. Okay. That's all I really care about in this situation. See what he does.[4:50:42]   Um, Oh, see, yeah, that went so long. What's that? It's drug jaw. Ooh, drug job. Okay. Keep an eye on his jaw. Let's do it again. Let's see that again. Um, Ooh, yeah. That went so long, but this person's been waiting. It's really not fair. We're going to do a one last quick minute out of the bucket. Is that fair? This person's been waiting for 25 minutes. Very bizarre.[4:51:11]   Did we have one more cuddle? Um, one forty fifty five, one forty fifty five. Tony is back on that snuggle. One forty fifty five. Here we go. Let's see. Celebrating again, I think. Yes. Okay. Was it when he was sleeping? It was when he was sleeping. Okay. Did you, you, did you know his passcode or did you use his face as the face activator? I know all the bitch tricks guys. I've been, I'm like a black belt at this. I sleep with my phone in between.[4:51:41]   Oh, here he goes. Why? You're so good at comedy that Theo, you got to remind him that he's sitting next to you. He doesn't want to be touched.[4:51:58]   That was a gay man's bunt. Did you see that? He went.[4:52:02]   Oh shit. I did know his passcode. I like when I catch red band doing this. Watch for red band's little face over here. Okay. Watch for so cute. Just smiling like that. Watch his little face. I feel during red bar. Watch red band's little face. Look at this. He's popping. Watch black belt.[4:52:32]   I sleep with my phone in between.[4:52:46]   Did you see him here? He looked just like George Bush. Let's see. Just looks like, just like George Bush. I sleep with my phone in between. You see that? It's a glimpse of Bush. I love that red band. He looks great.[4:52:58]   Great. So there it was. Yeah. Two guys acting bizarre. Are they on shrooms and where is this kill bar? We should get some people down there. I got some guys in Austin. I've mailed stickers to their claim. They're going to try to put some stickers all over the mothership locations. So thank you guys so much for that. And yeah, if you can find where this bar is going to be, cause that would be nice. We could do pranks on the bar.[4:53:28]   Stuff like that. That could be very fun. Okay. Thank you, Tony. That was another good one. Tony has been great. Can we take a teeny little break? Yeah. Let's take a break. And when we come back, we'll show you this big event that we've been trying to get into all week. And I think we finally just got the clip. We'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. We'll see you soon.[4:53:58]   One of the Barbies is bad. It girls. And we ain't playing tag. Rad. But he spank me when I get bad. I'm an LA Rodeo Drive. I'm a New York Medicine Ave. I'm a Barbie girl. Pink Barbie dream house. The way Ken be killing shit got me yelling out like the scream house.[4:54:15]   Yelling out. We ain't selling out. We got money, but we ain't lending out. We got bars, but we ain't billing out. In that pink Ferrari, we peeling out. I told Tay bring the Bob Dylan out. The pussy so cold, we just chilling out. Baby yelling, yelling, yet yelling out. It's Barbie, bitch, if you still in doubt.[4:54:28]   And I'm bad like the Barbie. I'm a dog, but I still want to party. Pink belt like I'm ready to bend. I'm a 10, so I pull in a Ken. Like Jazzy, Stacey, Nicki. All of the Barbies is pretty. Damn. All of the Barbies is bad. It girls. And we ain't playing tag.[4:54:41]   Barbie ain't nothing to play about. He want to play in the playhouse. The fuck they gonna say now? I'm watching these bitches, I'm rubbing a stain out. Like I'm ready to bend. All the fake Barbies just want to pretend. Like hold on, let me go find me a pen. Like wearing lead. Now I'ma put it to bed.[4:54:54]   She a Barbie bitch with her Barbie click. I keep dragging her so she bald a bit. And I see the bread, I want all of it. And I want the green, so I all of it. And I throw it back, so he losing it. And I get the box with no shoes in it. Yeah, I know the trick, so I got a brick. It ain't no movement. Me and Barbie, bitch. And I'm bad like the Barbie.[4:55:09]   I'm a doll, but I still want to party. Pink belt like I'm ready to bend. I'm a 10, so I pull in a Ken. Like Jazzy, Stacey, Nicki. All of the Barbies is pretty. Damn. All of the Barbies is bad. It girls. And we ain't playing tag.[4:55:39]   You make me smile with my heart. Oh.[4:55:49]   Why everything that's supposed to be bad make me feel so good. Everything Nick told me not to is exactly what I would. Man, I tried to stop, man. I tried the best I could, but.[4:56:03]   You make me smile. What's your addiction? Is it money? Is it girls? Is it we? I've been afflicted by not one, not two, but all three. She's got the same thing about me, but more about us. She's coming over, so I guess that means I'm a drug.[4:56:22]   Just let me peak now. I mean, damn, I'm so curious. She's got a lover, so the lies and the lust is a rush. Time's of the essence. I need you to be spontaneous. Roll up the Doja, Henny and Coca-Cola. Then I'm coming over, cause it's never over.[4:56:43]   Why everything that's supposed to be bad make me feel so good. Everything Nick told me not to is exactly what I would. Man, I tried to stop, man. I tried the best I could, but.[4:56:55]   You make me smile. I see the emotion in your eyes. Let's try not to show we get the closest. When you high or you drunk or you blow. So I poured a potion so we could both get high. As we can go, then I'll get the lotion and do something to me. When it dies, let's dispose. No turning back now. I mean, I don't mean to impose. Not now, but right now, I need you to undress and then pose.[4:57:24]   I'm into that now. Catch a vibe when the doors get closed. Roll up the Doja, Henny and Coca-Cola. Then I'm coming over, cause it's never over.[4:57:37]   Why everything that's supposed to be bad make me feel so good. Everything Nick told me not to is exactly what I would. Man, I tried to stop, man. I tried the best I could, but.[4:57:51]   You make me smile.[4:58:08]   You make me smile.[4:58:21]   You make me smile with my heart.[4:58:31]   Why everything that's supposed to be bad make me feel so good. Everything Nick told me not to is exactly what I would. Man, I tried to stop, man. I tried the best I could, but.[4:58:45]   You make me smile with my heart.[4:58:54]   Let's say all your friends. Remember the woman? You said if you ever, she would be the one.[4:59:06]   You make me smile with my heart.[4:59:12]   Well, I was thinking hypothetically. I mean, don't take this seriously. Don't take me. I mean, just not credibly. I feel it incredibly. I mean, let's let it be. I just let it be.[4:59:27]   I mean, you are in me. You are in me.[4:59:31]   Baby, baby, baby.[4:59:35]   Baby, baby, baby.[4:59:40]   How are you? Thank you for watching Red Bar. Consider joining that Scars club, huh? We're trying to triple the memberships. Redbarradio.net slash Scars.[4:59:52]   So we've got an amazing piece of video, hopefully, and a very funny little story. What's up?[5:00:00]   Did you do the instructions in the text? I do the instructions in the text. Let's see. No, I haven't read any of that. Let's see. Oh, I got to log in. Yeah, that's it.[5:00:09]   So Josh Denny had a big Flat Earth comedy jam this week. Did you see this? Josh Denny was everywhere. He's performing at a Flat Earth event. You know, he's one of the speakers. In fact, he's one of the paid performances at the Flat Earth conference.[5:00:32]   What is it called? Flat Earther Summit. The Solstice Summit and tickets to see him. Digital tickets. Okay. If you want to view the, what is it called? The Solstice Summit. Solstice Summit from True Earther or something like that.[5:00:51]   True Earther dot com. True Earther dot com. And what they've done is they've allowed you to view this programming from the comfort of your own home for minimum $50.[5:01:07]   If you have a coupon code from Josh Denny. Josh 50. Thank God I remembered Josh 50. Otherwise, this would be $100 down the drain. But we've got a very funny story about us trying to watch this live stream. And we've been basically on the edge of our seats since it happened.[5:01:32]   The entire day yesterday. So let's show them the, it should be all in order. Yeah. The promo for the event. Okay. So this was it. And this was posted June 23rd. And he says, tomorrow, the True Earth Solstice Virtual Summit. A virtual summit for those who see the changing world and want to be prepared for what is coming.[5:01:56]   Tickets on sale now. True Earther dot com. Use coupon code, Josh 50. So you get 50% off. And then it shows this little character of, I mean, this is like a really, that's the best coupon I've ever seen.[5:02:10]   You know what I mean? Imagine if you were going through the supermarket ads, the best buy ads, and you saw that at the bottom 50% off, including comedian canceled comedian, Josh Denny. So not only do you get 50% off, it includes Josh Denny himself. Unbelievable. Your awesome lineup Friday and Saturday, June 23rd through 24th.[5:02:33]   Now I think this David Wolf is a bit of a celeb. Yes. David Wolf. Of course. Of course we know him. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Dave Wolf. And everybody else just gets first name only. Yeah. Look at this. Sean J. Clara. Brandon is going to be there. Austin's going to be there. Jake. Eru. Eru looks kind of cool.[5:02:58]   Santos. Santos. So a lot of these people only have one name, which is really odd because some of these people have two names. Oh no, that's David and Dawn. Chris crumb. Chris crumb. Dr. Barr. Wow. So Josh should be calling out all these other guys for being pussies and being anonymous and not standing up. Oh, is that what it is there? Yeah. They're a nonce. So here's Josh Denny. He's their big headliner for the event. So this was on day two. This was actually the 20th.[5:03:27]   Right. So when you go to their website here, let's show you this. Um, do we have the, uh, a link to the website so we could just show what the front page looks like and all that. Do I have that? Oh, go to the one that I texted you. Oh yes. Yes. And we've got to log in. That's right. So here's the website that it takes you to. Um, you can click the main link to go back to true earther.com. Here's the summit, the true earth summit.[5:03:56]   It's not too late. Check out all the videos, but let's go back to that page. Does it have the buying page day two where you go to buy it? Um, maybe cause you haven't logged in yet. So maybe if you call, I don't want to log in cause I want to see what they were saying. Click one of the guys, just click anything below. Okay, great. There we go. And that's what it's choose a product. Yeah. So yeah, you go here and then you go, okay. Day two. Um,[5:04:25]   okay. How do I get access to that? So we go here and it says, choose a product. We're still confused. Oh, okay. Then it brings us right down here. You could pay $200 for an annual VIP S M E. You could pay $125 for an annual general admission S M E. Uh, or you could pay $50 general admission to the solstice. Um, so you could pay $50 general admission to the solstice.[5:04:54]   Um, so yeah, we'll take the 50. We'll do the 50. So you buy now one, wait, this is different now. Now it's all 50 bucks. Remember you had to enter in the promo code.[5:05:05]   Whoa. Yeah. So they changed it because we were having so many issues. I think so. So when we went there, it was a hundred dollars. There was no $50 option. It was a hundred dollars. Um,[5:05:18]   let's see. It was a hundred dollars. You put the promo code, Josh, and it shows you 50. So it starts, it changes your card. It goes $50, right? You check out, you check your bank statement, $100.[5:05:32]   So it will show you that the promo codes applied. It'll say, here's the thing for a hundred dollars. Do you have a promo code? Yep, I do. Josh 50. You answer it, shows 50. You get home, your bank account. It's missing a hundred dollars. So I go, uh oh.[5:05:48]   And we saw that it was there. I mean, we saw the whole thing. We saw that it said $50. We would have never paid a hundred dollars.[5:05:55]   I mean, we've got the promo code, Josh 50. That's one of our favorite parts of the coupon.[5:05:58]   Yeah. So, um, after paying, it took us right to the event page and this was the page. So here it is. So we pay $50, which was a hundred. We check our bank account to see if it went through. This cost a hundred dollars. So we bought a hundred dollar ticket to day two. You go to watch the event. This video has been removed for violating YouTube's terms of service.[5:06:26]   Guys, I thought you were truthers. Why are you using YouTube? So we couldn't believe it. So this was down Solstice summit day two. This video received a strike and was removed by YouTube. By the end of Monday, all videos will be uploaded.[5:06:42]   So we're like, fuck, cause we're going to watch this for the show. Yeah. We need to note this out. We need to see it for the show. So this has been down.[5:06:50]   So all night last night and Mike was like, is there like a help desk? We can ask. Yes. They go, we click the help button. It's just a telegram chat.[5:07:03]   So the video's not working. It's down. We just paid a hundred dollars. So now I'm going, um, you know, well, I got to get this money back, uh, 50 of it back anyway here. So, you know, regardless of if this video net, but there's also no content.[5:07:19]   So it's a hundred dollars. And now the flat earthers have my info and I have nothing. Remember you were given nothing and those are set up by Monday. It'll all be up.[5:07:30]   So I clicked the help button and the help button throws me into a telegram group chat of all the other customers who are having problems, all talking together in a group to the owner of true earth.[5:07:47]   I've never seen anything like this. Imagine clicking help on your Verizon cell phone bill, and it sends you in a group chat with all the other customers who are there to complain.[5:07:58]   That's really not a good way. It's not a good strategy to handle a customer service in the chat was complaining about how their coupon also didn't work.[5:08:07]   Yes. So look, um, instantly, this is what I see instantly. When I get into the chat, what version of your phone, please and system sang some galaxy S 20 FE. Okay. Got it. We will get back to you.[5:08:21]   So obviously stuff's not working. So I post publicly in the chat under this name, Mel B I gave myself. I'm like, what would a good flat earther name be? Mel B it's perfect.[5:08:34]   Um, I go, hi, I just purchased the day two event using promo code Josh 50. However, I was still charged 100 instead of 50. Also, the video has been taken down by YouTube. So there's nothing of you. Can I please have a refund?[5:08:48]   Okay, so then I don't hear back from the people who work there, but I do get a message. I do get a message from another guy, another lurker of this group chat. He doesn't work there or anything.[5:09:06]   Hold on. I'm trying to find my, uh, my little combo with him. I can't find the next slide. Jules, what do I do? Oh, Harry, here it is. Here he comes.[5:09:25]   So yeah, that was me saying, hi, let me know before I request a charge back with my bank. That's the only way to get anywhere these days.[5:09:32]   So then Adam pops in and again, Adam doesn't work here. He's just also here complaining in the help desk. And he goes, the videos will be up tonight or tomorrow. YouTube removed them. The same thing happened with me and the coupon and they were able to sort it out already. So the same thing's happening to everyone.[5:09:50]   Well, they didn't sort it out. If the videos aren't up. Yeah. The summit was awesome. I say, keep your access and enjoy it and they'll get your coupon code fixed.[5:09:58]   I go, unfortunately I only have 50 to spare. Now I've overdrafted and in serious trouble.[5:10:06]   I figure, you know, flat earthers, you know, who thought they were paying 50, they're getting charged a hundred dollars. They're not getting this is like more of a crazy whirlwind than their whole conspiracy about the flat earth is.[5:10:22]   I mean, I just can't imagine if you held a flat earth summit and then fucked over all your customers by double charging them. And then there's also no content. Imagine how scared you would be.[5:10:33]   Oh, well thank God our audience is made up of, uh, you know, reasonable, reasonable flat earthers should be easy to get out of this one, especially when the help desk is connected to everybody in sight.[5:10:46]   There's more here. Let's see. Okay. Here's another guy. I'm reporting a billing problem. I used the Jaron 50 code when buying my solstice ticket, I copied and pasted the code into the webpage field.[5:10:59]   The webpage did not seem to acknowledge the code when the payment was taken from my bank, the full 100 was paid and everyone's posted.[5:11:09]   Everybody's posting this, how they, um, didn't get it. Now wait till you see finally the support person, somebody who works there got back to me. Wait till you see this. You're going to die. You are going to die. Let me find the specific check. Give me a sec.[5:11:29]   All right. Very high.[5:11:34]   Fuck. I meant to remind you to log in before we got back from break.[5:11:38]   Okay. Here it is. Oh wait. Nope. That's the one I just showed you. Let's see. Is this the next slide? Here we go. Hi. I just put, yeah, this is it. Hi. I just purchased the day two event using promo code Josh 50. However, you guys saw that message.[5:11:57]   She replies. I go, can I please have a refund? She replies. Sure. The entire thing or the half and the coupon code works. If you go there now, enter it and hit check. The 50% comes off. Okay.[5:12:12]   I go, yeah, it showed us that 50 was discounted upon purchase, but the charge on my credit card shows a hundred. Will the video be up by tonight? If not, I'd like a refund.[5:12:23]   She goes, they will all be uploaded within the next few hours. The audio may get pushed one more day. And then she says this, it's up to you. I could refund the entire 100 or I could refund half and give credit to Josh Denny.[5:12:43]   I'm sitting there going.[5:12:49]   This is what the woman suggested. Would you like a full refund or half? And I'll give the other half of your payment to Josh Denny.[5:12:57]   Why the fuck would I want that? Even if I was his biggest fan, why would I want that? What kind of suggestion is that? Would you like half of your refund to go to Josh Denny for what? Why would I want that?[5:13:19]   I'll read it again. It's up to you. I could refund the entire 100 or I could refund half and give credit to Josh. I was scrambling to get back at my phone. I, uh, let's see what I said. Sorry. These are all out of order.[5:13:40]   That was the best one probably.[5:13:41]   Yeah. No, but I responded to her. Oh, let's see. I don't have it. Well, I scrambled. I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please do not refund Josh. If the video I'll be patient. I'll wait for the video. I'll wait for the video, but I am going to need the other 50 back.[5:13:59]   So all fucking night, I'm sitting at the computer, refreshing this page that has every flat earth presenter uploaded except Josh. And we're messaging this lady like, hello, we want Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, please. And she's like, I swear he will be there. I swear. I swear it. And up until earlier in the show.[5:14:20]   And we were refreshing all morning. Every 10 minutes I go, you refresh the page. And she would refresh no Josh, but the other creators were slowly being added to the page. We were refreshed and refreshed and refreshed.[5:14:32]   And he was there. And here we are. So here we are. So this happened live while we've been sitting here. It finally came through and we're going to get to see, I got to log in here.[5:14:43]   We're going to get to see Josh's contribution to the flat earth conference, something that he's surely been trying to hide from the public. I can't imagine. I heard a little preview of what it is after Jules.[5:14:57]   I just looked at the first frame, looked at the first frame, anything at all. Okay. Let's log in and let's see this video that we've been waiting for days. It's going to save this. Okay.[5:15:09]   Videos at the top videos. Okay. Day two videos, day two. And then there he is. He fought. Look at this page. So all day it's been like this. We've been refreshing. And then like these three would come in and then we'd refresh a half hour later. These three would come, but actually it was completely filled up to right before Josh since last night.[5:15:35]   And I was like, okay, it's not happening then. Yeah. And then we thought maybe Josh isn't allowing them to post the video cause it sucks so bad, but I can't believe here it is. It finally popped up the last one to pop up after their big removal from YouTube canceled comedian, Josh Denny.[5:15:54]   Do you want to read Josh's tweets first?[5:15:56]   Yes. So this was kind of funny here. Um, here's Josh's former thoughts on zoom shows, which he is doing tonight at the Flatiron conference. The fact that there are agents and managers that are making their clients do zoom shows so that they can make 10% off of $50.[5:16:17]   It's exactly why this business and your career are better without agents and managers. Your team is destroying your brand for five bucks.[5:16:28]   Here's another one. If you think the occult in show business is absurd and out of reach, think of this. It only took comedians 10 days to go from shitting on zoom shows to all doing them for a few hundred. Imagine what they'd sell for thousands or millions.[5:16:47]   Totally against zoom shows, but he's shitting on zoom shows. He's shitting on people that change their mind about zoom shows, which is what he's done now. So he can't even get out of that one.[5:16:59]   Uh, and then he starts ripping on the poor flat earth. Here's one we found from 2018. I just met a millennial flat earther, and I think it's safe to say we could shut down all of the public schools. Now maybe don't have theories about earth. If you don't know what gravity is, and then he tagged Joe Rogan for one.[5:17:23]   Um, so Josh was against flat earthers and zoom comedy.[5:17:28]   And that tweet, did you want to see his tweet after the show or should we save that for after? It's the link. It's not a screenshot.[5:17:35]   Let's see what that is.[5:17:37]   Oh, his current thoughts on zoom shows. I take back everything I said about zoom comedy shows. I did one yesterday and it was actually a blast. Cool people are cool people. And it was a good challenge to the quality of my material.[5:17:52]   He's talking about this, but you decided to do it before you did it and realized it was cool. So you still went back.[5:18:03]   Don't worry. He already shit on people that change their minds on doing zoom shows.[5:18:07]   Oh, get access. Oh, is it going to work? Let's see. Oh my God. Should we watch the vid? Here it is. This is what we've been waiting for. We're going to set it.[5:18:16]   And again, we have not seen this.[5:18:18]   We don't know what's to come.[5:18:19]   Yes. That's a possibility too. This could be the best comedy we've ever seen.[5:18:25]   All right. Let's see what happens here. Josh Denny's Summer Solstice.[5:18:31]   Cheers to that guys. Have one with me.[5:18:42]   Tinny theme song. Very tinny.[5:18:47]   So it's some kind of opening. Looks like a bunch of Pringles.[5:18:54]   For Josh. This is a countdown. S S the true earth solstice summit by Josh Denny.[5:19:03]   And it's funny because it's a true earth solstice summit.[5:19:10]   I am, uh, I am embarrassed because I have prepared only 45 minutes of round earth material.[5:19:21]   And I think I have not read the room properly.[5:19:27]   Oh my God. It opens with Denny sitting in his kitchen.[5:19:35]   Kitchenette. Sitting. Just talking to the audience here at the solstice right from his desk as if he's doing like a Q and A on Reddit.[5:19:47]   And the dude abides.[5:19:49]   And the dude abides. Look at that. He's got a big poster of the dude.[5:19:54]   Josh is basically better than the dude.[5:19:57]   The dude is like cheersing him and tipping his hat to him.[5:19:59]   The movie was basically a movie about Josh's life. That's how similar he is to the dude, of course.[5:20:07]   That's how Josh sees himself. And he's right.[5:20:12]   Okay. So here he is and he's opening up and it's 45 minutes long that he's going to talk to the camera like this.[5:20:18]   Can we pause to read the little blurb they gave me?[5:20:20]   Yeah, there was a blurb. Let's see that. It was just.[5:20:22]   I am, uh, I am embarrassed.[5:20:25]   Okay. It says Josh Denny has spent the last.[5:20:27]   Lowercase Denny.[5:20:29]   Wow. Yes, they did actually lowercase him.[5:20:34]   Josh Denny has spent the last decade traveling the country, enjoying a passionate love affair with food and serving up heaping portions of funny as a standup comedian.[5:20:46]   Lifelong trip across lifelong trip across our nation has armed him with a vast knowledge of what makes you smile.[5:20:56]   Whether it be with a clever comedic observation or dropping knowledge on the best eats in the country.[5:21:05]   That is not what he, remember his food network show was called ginormous food.[5:21:11]   He went to six places in Baltimore and tried their novelty giant plate of pasta or giant pizza.[5:21:19]   He doesn't know anything about food. He doesn't travel the country enjoying a love affair.[5:21:24]   Josh has ordered from almost every DoorDash restaurant and has gotten out of paying for over 85% of orders by pretending the food was missing or reporting it eaten by the driver.[5:21:42]   He knows a lot about food.[5:21:45]   Josh Denny has spent the last decade traveling the, and you know, Josh sent that to them.[5:21:50]   He wrote it himself. Okay, let's see what he does.[5:21:53]   Obviously we can't watch it all, but let's see what he says.[5:21:58]   Because I have prepared only 45 minutes of round earth material.[5:22:04]   And remember, this is supposed to be standup.[5:22:09]   I probably didn't talk to you.[5:22:11]   My entire.[5:22:13]   I'm sorry to interrupt again, but if you're a fan of red bar, maybe you've been here for Denny's tweets over the past year.[5:22:17]   And he's been telling us he can kill Marc Maron, George Carlin.[5:22:23]   He literally tweets stuff like hands down pound for pound.[5:22:27]   I'm funny. He says this.[5:22:29]   I'm funnier than any comic living today.[5:22:32]   Put my special up against any special and you'll be blown away.[5:22:36]   He says this. Just keep that in mind.[5:22:39]   Like I can't even believe he says that.[5:22:41]   And that's not a lie. Xander will post the links in the chat of proof.[5:22:44]   It's crazy. We really need to make a coffee table book out of his tweets. It's that good.[5:22:50]   And for a network to not pull a series from this book of Kim Kardashian's selfie book called selfish.[5:22:57]   Selfish. But it's just Denny's tweet.[5:23:00]   That could be a great item.[5:23:02]   Would you guys buy a book that we write called selfish based on his tweets?[5:23:06]   There'd be, he's no stranger to the courtroom.[5:23:09]   All right, let's see what he does.[5:23:11]   Act is about how the earth is round and everything the government tells us is the gospel.[5:23:17]   I don't know if you guys realize that they're right about everything.[5:23:21]   So it sounds like there's somebody else on the call laughing.[5:23:25]   So is he going to like be the one audience member,[5:23:28]   but then everybody else gets a virtual version of that.[5:23:31]   Maybe there's a full audience and only one guy's laughing.[5:23:34]   Oh, okay. Yeah. Let's pretend there are 200 clients on zoom that he is zooming to.[5:23:39]   Yes. I didn't think of that. Of course. Yeah. That's what it is. Right.[5:23:43]   You buy tickets to the event and then you're in the zoom call with him.[5:23:47]   Well, no idea.[5:23:49]   Let's pretend it is because you could hear somebody responding.[5:23:57]   And I have never done a zoom show before,[5:24:00]   and I've definitely never done one of these before for cool people like you.[5:24:05]   So I'm excited to cool people.[5:24:07]   Cool people. Who does he think they are?[5:24:10]   Does he think flat earthers are two year olds?[5:24:13]   I just love performing for cool people like you, the flat earthers.[5:24:17]   I come in peace. You are cool people.[5:24:21]   Not like the media describes you to be.[5:24:24]   You're actually very safe and cool.[5:24:26]   That's nutty to say.[5:24:28]   Imagine if somebody came up to you like a children's clown talks to a group like that.[5:24:33]   Bunch of cool kids like yourselves.[5:24:37]   How do you fall for that? If somebody said that to me, I'd go, whoa, whoa, whoa.[5:24:41]   You don't even know me and I'm not cool.[5:24:43]   You get in. I'm hoping that the free flowing ideas trans-[5:24:49]   Xander just posted one.[5:24:51]   Some guy was responding to something he said saying if he tweets shit like this,[5:24:56]   imagine how funny he is on stage. And Josh says,[5:24:59]   if any of you Twitter dorks knew how funny I actually am on stage,[5:25:03]   you'd take your career behind a barn and shoot it.[5:25:07]   I'd put my current act up against any living comedian on this planet.[5:25:12]   Wow. And this is what he, he's not kidding.[5:25:15]   This isn't a character that he does of an ass.[5:25:18]   Okay. So here is that standup we've been dying to hear.[5:25:22]   And this is so important because we, we haven't heard any of his new act.[5:25:26]   You know, the only times we've seen him is the bar show that the spy went to.[5:25:31]   The conservative convention that he was booked for,[5:25:36]   that the spy went to in film.[5:25:38]   Do we have any guesses of what jokes he might do?[5:25:40]   Is he going to do his going back in time to kill Hitler?[5:25:44]   Will he do that one?[5:25:46]   And remember these jokes that we've caught him doing at the last two events,[5:25:50]   uh, via spy, they were all jokes that he wrote in 2013.[5:25:56]   I mean, these are jokes that he's been doing since he started comedy,[5:25:59]   the same jokes.[5:26:01]   Um, so will he be doing those same jokes that he came up with when he started[5:26:06]   comedy 15 years ago? Here we go.[5:26:09]   It's late to comedy as well, because if you have boundaries,[5:26:12]   I'm going to violate them in the next 45 minutes. So I'm excited.[5:26:17]   Right. Like I have my own conspiracy theories about things or wild theories[5:26:23]   about things on popular opinions. If you will. Like I'll give you this,[5:26:26]   like, I don't care. I know this is unpopular.[5:26:30]   I don't care if you are what you think about Leah Thomas,[5:26:33]   what you think about, um, Riley Gaines.[5:26:36]   I actually am in favor of the diversity and inclusion and the fact that we're[5:26:43]   allowing transgender participation now in school shootings.[5:26:47]   I think this is his stand out, right?[5:26:53]   This isn't a podcast we're listening to.[5:26:54]   He's literally delivering his standup material while sitting down and looking[5:27:00]   down. Hey, babe. Hey, babe. I didn't like that one.[5:27:05]   Rick Glassman. Rick Glassman, of course. I didn't like that one.[5:27:13]   On Rick Glassman's podcast, Mark Norman made a joke about the trans shooter.[5:27:18]   Well, how about the trans shooter? And then Rick Glassman was like,[5:27:21]   I'm going to be honest. I didn't like that one. Not a big fan of that.[5:27:25]   Okay. So here he is. This is my dream. Josh doing standup to the camera,[5:27:30]   his current act out in school shootings. I think are you guys muted?[5:27:37]   I can't hear Lenny. I'm just going to be performing.[5:27:40]   I can't hear any laugh. And then he couldn't say it.[5:27:44]   He couldn't say I can't hear any laughter. Cause that are you guys muted?[5:27:49]   I can't hear any laughter. And he cut himself off. Cause you can't,[5:27:52]   as a comedian, I don't think you're allowed to say that.[5:27:58]   What's wrong with this place? Is my ears broken? I can't hear any laughs.[5:28:03]   If they were doing a hack as a sketch about doing zoom shows,[5:28:07]   that's what the guy would say. I got to hear that again.[5:28:11]   Are you guys muted? I can't hear Lenny. I'm just going to be performing.[5:28:16]   I can have some people open up some.[5:28:17]   I'm just going to be performing to no laughs.[5:28:20]   And then some nerd chimes in from the solstice. Remember?[5:28:28]   Which I'm not on board with. He's right at the ice wall. Yeah.[5:28:32]   I can't hear Lenny. I'm just going to be performing.[5:28:35]   Do you want us to, I can have some people open up some mics.[5:28:38]   Let me hear him. Let me go. I'm going to do comedy for.[5:28:44]   We need to know how, if you guys could find out how much he was paid for this,[5:28:47]   maybe ask the other creators that were on how much they got paid because they[5:28:51]   were so stupid. They'll tell you, just pretend you're a flat out earth or two.[5:28:54]   And they'll tell you everything. Go to this flat earth summit,[5:28:57]   find another creator. There's like 20 of these dummies and be like, Hey man,[5:29:01]   how much does that? They'll like want a Brad. So they'll be like, dude,[5:29:04]   it was pretty good. It was like 60 bucks for day one. And then, uh,[5:29:09]   yeah, with the coupon code, you'd get like five,[5:29:12]   they'd throw you five bucks for each guy that came out. So it's not bad.[5:29:15]   Not bad. Please get that information for me. I'll give you a hundred bucks.[5:29:19]   Or silence. Yes. Well, how about this? So we've had Alex Steiner.[5:29:23]   We had Owen Benjamin and they both requested not to have people mics.[5:29:28]   Well, that's because they're piano men who are set to output and I don't have,[5:29:33]   my instruments are all for show. So guys, I'm going to open up them.[5:29:36]   Oh, he just said just Owen Benjamin was on this as well. My buddy.[5:29:40]   The last flat earth summit they had had both Owen Benjamin and Sam.[5:29:43]   Tripoli. Wow. I think that they were doing like talks.[5:29:48]   So Owen Benjamin was on this and Denny threw a little diss.[5:29:51]   Tell Owen that Denny's dissing him to the flat earth community.[5:29:55]   Which is his home. Which is, and you don't diss a fellow creator on stage.[5:30:01]   I mean, Owen's working this event.[5:30:03]   That would be like if Slipknot dissed Machine Gun Kelly at Coachella.[5:30:10]   You don't diss the other performers on the bill. You hear this?[5:30:13]   Can you hear what he's saying about you? My buddy Benjamin.[5:30:16]   This is the same as what Peng Deng did to Tony. Yes.[5:30:19]   Set to output and I don't have, my instruments are all for show.[5:30:23]   So guys, I'm going to open up the mics. Please do not, please put yourself on mute.[5:30:27]   Do not unmute yourself unless you are listening carefully and only laughing.[5:30:30]   We don't want to hear background noise. We don't want to hear your kids.[5:30:33]   And why would anyone want to attend this? People paid money for this.[5:30:36]   There's obviously a hundred dollars. Everybody got scammed for a hundred bucks for this minimum.[5:30:41]   They cannot afford that. That's if they didn't do VIP.[5:30:45]   A hundred dollars for these people is like a meal for every day for two weeks.[5:30:50]   True Earthers don't have any money.[5:30:53]   You would think they'd be very upset about, no, I think they like paying a hundred dollars.[5:30:58]   Makes them feel like they're going to an important business meeting.[5:31:02]   They don't realize that that's like that almost legitimizes it to them that it's a hundred and not 10.[5:31:08]   And they think they're supporting like some flat earth venture. Okay. Let's hear it.[5:31:14]   That's you. Just keep your mic off. There's enough of us in here that if the only the people watching willing to laugh, turn your mic.[5:31:20]   I'm going to open it up for everyone to unmute. Go ahead.[5:31:22]   That's always a good to get some word with. Yes. The transgender. Yeah. I mean, listen, don't get me wrong.[5:31:28]   I, it was bittersweet at first when school shootings started to include transgender people because as a straight white dude,[5:31:36]   that's been our shit for the last 25 years. Okay. Like going back to common. That's kind of been our,[5:31:44]   they think they have to laugh now. So now you get all these zoomers going, ah, did you get that?[5:31:52]   Oh, it's almost better without the laughs. The laughs make it worse for Danny.[5:32:00]   Look at that. Danny Mike's dad. That's the same face.[5:32:06]   The last thing to be diversified. Right. I was like, they're not recasting Columbine with black dudes.[5:32:12]   Anytime dude, you said no one's laughing. That's such bullshit. You could clearly hear two people laughing. You guys are such frauds.[5:32:18]   We did Denny dirty. You're clearly two people laughing in the zoom call.[5:32:23]   Someone tweeted to Denny and was like, Danny, you have to go on red bar. I'll pay you a thousand dollars.[5:32:28]   And then he was like, the only way I'll go on red bar is if he writes a written apology and reads it on air about how I've harassed,[5:32:37]   or he's harassed and bullied me for years.[5:32:41]   Mild bid.[5:32:44]   Oh, and he was like, and he has to do a naked spin.[5:32:49]   Mild joke.[5:32:52]   That's not even funny to me anymore.[5:32:55]   Isn't it weird? Why did he do that purposely? Or do you think Denny has just listened to so much coverage of himself that he's become influenced by the show?[5:33:05]   But I forgot. My point was everyone in the comments was going, okay, what were the lies? List the lies Mike told about you.[5:33:13]   And he couldn't think of any, unfortunately.[5:33:17]   Okay. Let's see some more of his stand up here.[5:33:19]   I can't believe he does this for 45 minutes. And we're going to have to jump to the middle to see how it's going. I think it must be going good if he could do 45 minutes.[5:33:28]   I'm soon. Uh, they'd have to go to school for that to happen.[5:33:35]   Uh, yeah, but you know, I just, the thing I like about that is all it takes for him to actually get pleasure.[5:33:41]   Like the two guys, basically the instructor of the call goes, okay guys, um, unmute yourselves and laugh after he tells a joke so that it feels like a comedy show.[5:33:51]   And then he told his joke and they go, ha ha ha ha.[5:33:55]   And then Denny starts actually on, man, this is pretty fucking good. I'm killing. I'm pretty amazing.[5:34:01]   That's what's happening. He's eating up. Even the instructed two people fake over zoom.[5:34:07]   About biological women shooting up schools now, right? Is because if we're going to have transgender inclusion, let's do it where it will do the least amount of damage. Right?[5:34:18]   I mean, they say, if you want something to do it yourself, if you want it done shitty and have asked do it, they themselves, right?[5:34:25]   I just imagine, I just imagine the chicks sitting in the car. Imagine the death toll. She didn't sit in the car for two hours beforehand, rewriting and rethinking the suicide note.[5:34:37]   Oh my God. If I don't mention this person, they're going to be mad at me. She's fucking around with the gun. Like I always imagine the zoom comedy shows. They have to set up a curtain.[5:34:46]   That's what I thought. And they have to get like, you know, like a hanger or something.[5:34:49]   I thought zoom comedy meant that you were standing doing your comedy. They were filming you instead of being there.[5:34:57]   Yeah. That's what I thought it was. I didn't think you could just chill at your kitchen, laying back in a desk.[5:35:06]   How do I do this? Siri, text my dad and ask him how to work the gun.[5:35:14]   That was one guy.[5:35:16]   Hey Siri, how do you do a school shooting? I think nobody's phone is sitting next to the computer right now.[5:35:21]   And what are these flat earthers like eating popcorn going, this is good. How are they enjoying this?[5:35:26]   Just cause they like flat earth doesn't mean, well, I guess it does mean this. You could sell them this. That's what a flat earther is made of.[5:35:33]   He'll watch this. He'll pay 50 bucks to watch this on zoom. That's nuts.[5:35:39]   And the funniest part is now trans people are worried that this is going to make them a target.[5:35:46]   Like they're worried that after this school shooting, the trans people are going to be targeted for violence.[5:35:52]   But here's my question. What are we going to do to you? That's worse than what you want to do to you.[5:35:59]   I'm so sorry, Robin.[5:36:01]   Just to be yourself. I mean, they don't even do that in Iran. They're like, listen, bro, we throw off building.[5:36:08]   We, you know, fight women in street laughing, you know, shave off a little bit of clitoris, but we're not barbarian.[5:36:17]   Don't do this. Oh my God.[5:36:21]   Like you just, I mean, this is amazing.[5:36:27]   And there's so much of it. Look how much we have. I mean, even if we pause this, I'm watching this whole show.[5:36:34]   We better rip it. You better rip it before he tells the flat earth community that we're playing it on the show.[5:36:41]   We better rip it because he's going to go run into them. Oh, they're trying to harass me.[5:36:46]   I mean, flat earthers get harassed.[5:36:49]   And by the way, everybody show the flat earth community what he said about flat earthers on Twitter.[5:36:55]   How he despises them.[5:36:58]   He actually wanted to go on Joe Rogan to embarrass you guys.[5:37:02]   Yeah. He was going to go on Rogan to shut you down.[5:37:05]   All right. Let's share another joke.[5:37:07]   I mean, what do they imagine is going to happen? Right?[5:37:11]   Like you're just trans persons walking home from work and car full of good old boys pulls up behind is like, Hey boy, looks like you forgot your dick.[5:37:22]   Right. And they just all get out of the truck and hold her down.[5:37:26]   You know what we should have done? We should have had a mannequin and an iPad with just his face and then cut to the stage and had him performing stand up, standing up with an iPad face.[5:37:37]   That would have been so nice for that. Yes.[5:37:41]   So a penis back order like it's Peter Pan's fucking shadow.[5:37:48]   Hold on a second.[5:37:50]   Right now there's no good way to transition between these jokes. I love that. So after the joke ends, he just, he just has to go.[5:38:00]   I don't have a problem. Listen, I don't have a problem with trans people. I'll, I'll call you whatever you want to be called, whatever pronoun you want, whatever name you want to go by.[5:38:12]   I'll acknowledge it as long as you can stay in that character while you're being tased.[5:38:16]   Like, I don't know if you guys are going to find pride the way that I enjoy pride, but right now, pull up in another window on YouTube, gay or trans person being.[5:38:28]   I didn't know necessarily that flat earthers were like down with the trans group of people.[5:38:34]   He just assumed they were like conservative and into all the gimmicks from this year. I guess they are. They love it. They hate the trans people, the flat earthers.[5:38:45]   I can't believe it. What a backstab feeling to those would be on the side of trans doing something nutty, doing something so twisted.[5:38:58]   You guys are the same tased. It's the most hilarious thing you will ever see in your life because it is the ultimate gender confirmation.[5:39:07]   The flat earthers weren't treated like shit by most people. When they came out, flat earthers get treated basically like trans people do.[5:39:18]   So you would think that they would be on that side, but no, they love it. They love hate comedy.[5:39:25]   If you can stay in character while you're being tased, that's fine. Cause I'll see smoking hot chicks, right? Getting tased.[5:39:35]   And then you realize very quickly, they're not, they're not the droids you were looking for. They're just like, get away from me. Fuck you pigs.[5:39:42]   We don't want cops at pride. And then they get tased and they're like, get off me dude. You know, like a nice try, sir. Okay.[5:39:50]   But if you can stay in character and get tased. How much money could this be worth to do? How much money would it take for you to do this?[5:39:59]   Close your eyes right now. Everybody in the chat, bring yourself to your apartment and imagine you have to do an hour of stand up.[5:40:07]   Sitting down to flat earthers. Like how much would the paycheck need to be for you to do it?[5:40:12]   I'm in front of my computer right now. It's really easy to imagine that you're there and you're doing your set for one guy.[5:40:19]   He's actually do it. And look how fucking creepy he's looking at me. I mean, this is, this is big. This is virtual.[5:40:29]   This is augmented reality to me to be looked at. I mean, look at this motherfuckers face.[5:40:36]   That face is so poot. Seeing that. Look at this fucking poot. He is doing poot right there. I mean, that is the cringiest look I've ever seen.[5:40:50]   If, if I just got this image for 50 to a hundred dollars, it would be worth it. Okay. He's like, look at this fucking idiot's head.[5:41:01]   I got to hear more. Oh, and you can really zoom in because it's not going anywhere.[5:41:08]   I'm assuming you poot if you want to compare. Yeah. Let's see some poot here. Oh yeah. There's no angle switching here.[5:41:15]   No. So we could, yeah, we can zoom in nicely. See some poot.[5:41:20]   Very similar. Look at this. Yeah. It's a similar type of face where you're caught pooting out. That's Demi Lovato by the way.[5:41:26]   And she was, uh, attacked for decades because they caught her in this photo looking so fucking stupid.[5:41:34]   So it is a thing. It's a mainstream thing. And you were caught doing the same type of fucking poot, poot ass expression.[5:41:43]   Look at your lips. Look at your glasses. Look at your headphones. Look at your mustache. Holy fuck.[5:41:54]   All right. Let's hear some more. And we could, yeah, we could get in on that face and we could really watch. How was that?[5:42:02]   Like that. It's okay. I tip my hat. I will call you whatever you want to be called. I don't get, I don't get the surgery thing.[5:42:13]   Like it doesn't make sense to me. You know what I mean? Like, shouldn't you be good enough that I have half your cock in my mouth before I even suspect you're a lady or not a lady. Fuck. I fucked that up.[5:42:25]   Oh, stand up. Stand up. He's doing stand up folks. Oh man. That one was brutally fucked up the joke. How do you fuck it up? You're sitting down.[5:42:42]   Before I even suspect you're a lady or not a lady. Fuck. I fucked that up. Like that should be the trick, right?[5:42:51]   I mean, I, I, if I get down there and I see something chopped up worse than my cooking, that's not going to work for me.[5:42:58]   This is good. You always tell people you're a great cook. What kind of lie is this? Also did he just say, what do we have? What do we have? Ah, what do we have?[5:43:08]   And he's reading off of a big notepad. And he's really trying to feature this. He thinks if he features this, we're going to go, I love that movie. This image I'm seeing rules.[5:43:19]   He thinks we're going to get tricked into being like, well, I love this and it's most of the frame. So I must love all of this.[5:43:29]   Before this was like a pin board that was like overdue bill. And then right when it's time to do a standup show, he pulls down.[5:43:38]   Yeah. It's like a studio, how they have roles of different color to drop down. He has one of the dude. And where do you buy this Etsy? Is this some Etsy art?[5:43:51]   Is the dude getting bigger since last time we saw him? It does look like it's expanding. Yeah. Next time we see him. Yeah. It's going to be, it's going to be more like this.[5:44:01]   Okay. Let's see what he does next. He already fucked up a joke. The trick, right? I mean, I, I, if I get down there and I see something chopped up worse than my cooking, that's not going to work for me.[5:44:13]   We have, you guys have, this is good. This is fun. This, I hear one dude laugh and everybody else is Googling trans person gets, and the trick is they're all on Tik TOK and Instagram. That's the, that's where I fooled you.[5:44:28]   My favorite part about pride month though, is the advertising. There's been no shortage of that. They also did it during the pandemic too. It was really annoying. Like remember all the pandemic commercials. They'd be like, we know, uh, it's been a hard few months.[5:44:44]   And then these hard trying times. And now you too can be hard with blue chew. Dick for your gum. I fucked that up too.[5:44:51]   When I move, you move just like that. When I move, you move. Come on, man. This is nuts. You're reading. If any of you actually saw my comedy, you would know that that's in store. Carlin. I am. Do you still have that open? Because I almost feel like between every joke. Yeah. Why don't you pull it open? And yeah, this is great.[5:45:15]   We're only seven minutes into 49 minutes. They also did it during the pandemic too. It was really annoying. Like remember all the pandemic commercials. They'd be like, we know, uh, it's been a hard few months. And then these hard trying times. And now you too can be hard with blue chew. Dick for your gum. I fucked that up too. Gum for your dick.[5:45:40]   You get it. If you don't know what blue chew is, it's a gum. You chew it. It makes your dick hard. We had something like it back in the day. It was called pussy. It's not a gum. What an idiot. So he's not even getting hard. He just admitted it. He never gets boners. He's never used blue chew actually. So this guy doesn't even get boners.[5:46:00]   Um, blue chew is just like a little tab. It's a pill. It's a pill that you chew. It's not a gum. Okay. Look at him. That is sometimes he goes into like poor. Yes. This looks like a poor wheat. Did we show that picture of him with Ryan Katsu at Whataburger? Yeah, I think so. Oh yeah. He looks really disgusting and poor. He's giving poor.[5:46:28]   Fuck. This guy's got 60 bucks. Oh, genie.[5:46:33]   If I found out that you reimburse Josh my $50. If you give Josh that 50. Okay. Let's see what he says next. See, do you guys remember that? You can chew that. It would make your dick nice and hard.[5:46:45]   Uh, they also had ones that were like, uh, there's never been a time more important to be a good neighbors. So here at State Farm, we know what it's like to be a good neighbor and be a good neighbor and stay fucking home and get your 47 shots. But my favorite one, my favorite one for the entire pandemic was, uh, when Victoria secret just came out of nowhere was like, Hey, have you guys ever thought about fucking a return?[5:47:15]   Tarded chick. Remember that somebody out there remembers that? Yeah. That was my favorite one. The first ever Victoria secret angel with downs in an old one. This is an old bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta be honest with you guys.[5:47:33]   She'd be the third hottest chick I ever had sex with in my life. She's pretty good looking, right? If you don't know, go check her out, dude. She's first of all, the rack top notch. I didn't know that was possible. You know, those things are fantastic and they're real, right? Like they're definitely, they're definitely the nicest part of the package. And then you go up a little bit. That's the thing. All these guys who hate trans people will be instantly fooled when they get a nice implant done.[5:48:03]   It could be like the grow. It's a guy, first of all. So it is a guy. I was going to say, it could be like, if a guy got implants and that's, what's actually happening. These guys who hate trans people, as soon as a tranny gets like a nice set of tits, it's like, they totally forget that that's their main enemy. And they're like, I'd fuck her.[5:48:25]   On Twitter, there was some guy that was like, that there was a trans person who like flashed the crowd, white house pride. And then all of the guys who were on Twitter all day fighting against trans rights were like, actually they're like, those tits are nice.[5:48:40]   And all fairness, she has a nice rock and it's like, she rack, those are balls. It's a man, it's a man.[5:48:52]   Then we start getting all transphobic. Yeah. Well, it's like, come on. You cannot be attracted to a tranny. Okay.[5:49:02]   To the face. And you know, it's, there's the tell. But the worst part is the feet. I don't know. I did not know this was a thing. Maybe you work with special needs and you know about this, but the feet are fucked up. I mean, they, they, it should be called don't look down syndrome. You know what I mean? Like they are, she will not be in any Tarantino films anytime soon. I can promise you that. Right. I don't know. I mean, they're fine. Google them.[5:49:29]   This is a cool thing about you guys being in front of your computers. You can, you can fact check all of this. And I know fact checking is definitely your thing.[5:49:39]   He's delivering these beautifully. We're looking at those feet. They, well, they look retarded. He prewrote that line too. The fact checking is your thing. That's why he's reading because fact checking is your thing.[5:49:53]   Here's my next joke.[5:49:56]   If we're being a hundred percent truthful, then that's definitely where it sort of settles in. Right. But when I saw that I was like, dude, I'm in she's hot enough for me. I was all about it, but I did not know. And some of you might know this or might not know this. I didn't know this.[5:50:14]   I didn't know. Is it legal to fuck retarded people? Cause like I've been putting up with regular women and their shit for 30 fucking years. You know what I mean? If I knew that I could play the game on easy mode and just breeze through story mode, I'd be great.[5:50:30]   Oh my God.[5:50:31]   Oh my God. Their mics are on.[5:50:33]   What's that?[5:50:34]   Their mics are on.[5:50:35]   Yeah, their mics are on. There is no sounds really.[5:50:37]   Just while you're paused, can I read another Denny tweet from March 5th?[5:50:40]   Yeah, sure.[5:50:41]   Watching Chris Rock last night, someone I idolized in the nineties, going through the motions of delivering weak out of touch buzzword blabber was all the motivation I needed to get a special shot this year. My opening bit is funnier than anything in that hour.[5:50:58]   Wow. And we just heard his opening bits funnier than anything Chris Rock has ever done. Okay. Let's just jump ahead. That's only 10 minutes in. Let's jump to the 20 minute mark.[5:51:12]   I feel like at that part he was about to say something.[5:51:15]   Okay. Let's see.[5:51:16]   Comments coming in. Okay. You guys, you guys are great. This is a great, this is a great thing for a zoom audience. That's good. Listen, I took one for the team. I've been canceled. If you, if you know who I am or you know anything about me, you know, I've said everything.[5:51:31]   You're not supposed to say on the internet. So I Googled it. I was like, is it legal to fuck a retarded chick? And here's the shocking thing is that there's not really an answer.[5:51:41]   You know what I mean? Like, have you fucked someone retarded and you're not retarded also, by the way, good luck proven. I'm not retarded. Okay. Like I, I'm not a great actor. If you saw my food network show.[5:51:53]   All his bits. He always fantasizes about being in court and good luck proving this. Cause I'll all right. Let's jump ahead here. Let's just see the middle. Here's 25 minutes. Here's 20 minutes. Let's see where he's at.[5:52:07]   20 so hilarious. When you said jerk off the statue in there, take the cake. Now it's a combo. Now he's just having a combo with the flat earth community. Go back, go back two seconds.[5:52:19]   Yeah. So how does this, cause it seems like they've all just kind of started talking now. So we got to see where Josh's standup ends and it just becomes a combo.[5:52:29]   Where's the Pupusio? The food network man told me it would be down here.[5:52:40]   Where are we? Are you guys, you guys still good? I just imagine dudes like, Hmm, do I mute this and masturbate or do I?[5:52:51]   I've always loved the idea of being split screened with pornography. So that's exciting. Somebody did ask for your address though. By the way, in the chat, my street address, are they just now we just caught that somebody put his address in the chat.[5:53:06]   We didn't even have a connection to this thing. Someone asked for your address. Oh, asked for the address. Okay.[5:53:15]   Somebody did ask for your address though. By the way, in the chapter, my street address, are they sending me McDonald's or are they coming to my house to murder me? That's the question. Actually, I don't care if the second one's true. Just bring the McDonald's. Let me, that's how I'll go out.[5:53:30]   Bro, that was so hilarious when you said jerk off the statue and then take the cake.[5:53:36]   That's not a joke. That's really, that's how you get in. I mean, I wasn't, I mean, I'm not one of the, not one of the elites, but, uh, I know some people who know some people, so not that I could get you a reservation there, but, uh, you guys are cool, man.[5:53:56]   Yeah. Sorry about race. Yeah. That's a big topic these days, right? I don't get it. I don't understand race. That's a big topic these days, right?[5:54:05]   Race, race, anybody race out there? You know how we still have racism in this country. I don't understand why black people and white people can't come together over the things that they both love and enjoy like sports or shooting innocent unarmed black people.[5:54:18]   You know what I mean? Like it's a very, it's like something that everyone's doing. I don't understand why we can't do it together. It's fine. I like, I like talking about race people always all the time. Oh, you can't talk about race. You're straight white dude. I'm a ginger. Okay.[5:54:35]   This is like his first bit, the ginger bit that he's doing now, which is still in his current standup ginger American. Let's see.[5:54:47]   We're almost fucking extinct. Like if you don't know what I'm talking about, flip on Nat Geo sometime. They'll be like, we hope you enjoy it. All set. I'm an American panda.[5:54:57]   Up next, we're going to talk about Reddit and what people, I think this was on social hand grenades or was that verbally vicious right in our office, right? When you walk in the door, there's a little red table to sit at and have a cocktail. And then right in the middle of the table on a stand is Josh Denny is verbally vicious.[5:55:15]   Signed. We've got an autographed copy of one of his comedy DVDs. We got to play that one day. But yes, when you're, when you first walk into the offices, you're welcomed with Justin. He's signed verbally vicious DVD.[5:55:33]   15 of them left in our world. It's like me, Louie CK, Amy Adams. Right. And Amy, Adam is not even a real ginger, right? That's a fucking dye job. Or as I call it, the ginger blackface might've passed in the shit.[5:55:48]   I won't fucking let it slide. And I don't like when people drop the G bomb around me either. And I know you guys are like, Josh, what's wrong with saying the word ginger. You fucking say it to each other. But it's different when we say it to each other.[5:56:01]   Like when we say it to each other, say Jen job, you know what I mean? Like, y'all say it with the hardy are very racist. Okay. Takes us back to a dark place.[5:56:12]   I believe he's still doing that. This is his material. You got to hear cinnamon American. Yeah. That's gotta be all you can sing it. Like if Nicki Minaj is dropping bars and she's like, look at all the gingers eating lucky charms and shit, then you can do it. But like, if it's,[5:56:24]   if you're just watching this at home and enjoying it, then you try to tell your wife later, like, dude, that was wonderful. You forget to mute your shit with your discomfort about being caught using the word.[5:56:35]   And you're like, dude, I'm not racist. I got like a bunch of ginger friends. Some of my cousins are fucking half ginger dog. All right. I know about the Trump bro fucking potato famine. I wear sunscreen inside. I'm wearing it right now.[5:56:46]   It's a teachable moment though. We prefer the term cinnamon American, American. There was that one more time. I mean, listen, it's a teachable moment though. We prefer the terms doesn't matter if you're born in cinema emigrated here, it's about our history and our heritage.[5:57:10]   That's his machine.[5:57:12]   Okay. So proof that these are old jokes. I mean, this is painful. Let's go to 30 minutes. See where he's at would be meeting the Avengers, you know, and watching them try to lift the hammer one after another. And he's like, Oh, thank God. It's not the green guy.[5:57:27]   I got green guys live next to me. And they always, what's the yelling and hip hop, the Hitler stuff, Hitler time machine. I always think it's funny when people talk about time traveling to kill Hitler. You know what I mean? I go, it's the Hitler stuff, Hitler time machine at the very beginning that there's a way he gets through this without his show.[5:57:50]   So these are all decades old Denny jokes, which probably had been done by several other human beings throughout history. I can't believe that this is the material that he's still going around bragging about.[5:58:05]   I mean, if they're what you said that you were in the mood to do a drug this week. Yeah. If there is a way to bottle and sip, just the feeling that he feels about himself, just to see how awesome it would feel if you were Denny and believed all the stuff you say about yourself. How amazing that must feel.[5:58:25]   I would pay any price. Okay. Let's skip ahead now to 40 minutes. Let's see what he's doing at 40 minutes.[5:58:34]   Hey, do you ever perform in or around the Atlanta area? You know, we're working on, uh, doing the end racism tour. I do a tour with, uh, Gavin McInnes and Anthony.[5:58:45]   Most canceled. And then he'll say, yeah, I did a tight 45 all new stuff. Killed it. Remind me to show you a clip of Kumi and doing standup after this comedy. So, uh, we just did Austin, Texas.[5:58:58]   We have some dates coming up for the rest of the year. We're in two cities in Florida, Tampa, and, uh, and Boca Raton in July. And then in, uh, August, my 40th birthday show is August 18th in Baltimore.[5:59:13]   Then we're doing, uh, Vegas for West Fest, uh, September 9th. And then we have Dallas a weekend in October. That's the 10 20 and 10 21. We're doing shows.[5:59:25]   Okay. Jesus. This is the middle of your Atlanta. It might be Greenville, South Carolina. I don't know if you guys know Koopia, but that's where he lives now. So we might do is kind of like a home show for him.[5:59:34]   In that we definitely want to add Nashville and Ohio, um, and maybe something in Colorado, maybe like Colorado Springs. So those are probably the three other cities I'm working on for the rest of the year. If, by the way, if any of you guys know venues.[5:59:49]   By the way, if anyone knows about venue to have these shows, I'm thinking of doing, have you ever heard this during the comedian standup?[6:00:00]   He starts promoting his gigs, but then adding, if any of you know, venues in the cities that I just said, I'd be at, let me know. Cause we need venues for all these gigs coming up. That's pretty nuts.[6:00:14]   He's taken advice from flat earthers. Imagine if that's how we ran red bar for show prep. Yeah.[6:00:21]   We just go into the flat earth chat. They know is in the middle of a field where there's two cards with pinholes that they're trying to match. Why would you want to go where they think is okay. All right. Let's hear some more for the rest of the year.[6:00:35]   If, by the way, if any of you guys know venues that would want to have us in Ohio or Nashville specifically, uh, shoot me a DM or an email or something and let's talk. Cause those are cities that have been kind of tricky to shows.[6:00:48]   People aren't worried about getting protested by Antifa.[6:00:52]   If you're, if you're Josh, if you're ever lacking for some excitement, next time you're with Anthony, just tell him flat earth. Dave says hello. Oh, okay.[6:01:02]   I will remember that. Write it down. It's just lateral. Dave says, you're hanging out with flatter. Happy 40th birthday, bro. Oh, thanks, man. So it's two months away. And by found his tribe.[6:01:14]   I mean, you made some new friends, huh? Daddy, you know why he had such a bloody 40th birthday, the comedian that was hired for the solstice. He's getting ripped on Twitter, 24 hours a day. He thinks that he has some new friends and Kumiya and Kevin, but when he's there, he kind of knows that they're talking about him on his back and they're using him out.[6:01:38]   He knows he can tell. And then he comes to this warm, he's the king of the flatter. They're like, Oh my God, you're so funny. We love your race material. And he's feeling like pretty good right now. These guys, these guys are some cool people.[6:01:53]   All right. Let's see how he gets out of this. Only a few minutes left of Denny's 45 minute performance.[6:01:58]   The way I eat, I might not make it. So I'm hoping to, I'm hoping to at least break Patrice O'Neill's record of 43 as a big old fat piece of shit.[6:02:06]   Do you think that a comedy will ever like come back? I mean, clearly they're trying to kill it, right? Like the funniest.[6:02:14]   So I didn't do 45 minutes of standup. It seems like the standups ended.[6:02:18]   And comedy's back. Have you seen that right?[6:02:20]   Comedy's huge. Or what you're like taboo, if you want to call it that. Like you didn't go actually come back.[6:02:25]   It actually, it never went away. The only place that went away was in the entertainment industry.[6:02:31]   And that's because they're in this sort of Olympics of who the better people are. And it's while they're all draining adrenochrome from fucking children.[6:02:38]   So you're pandering to the conspiracy minded right now.[6:02:43]   You believe in the adrenochrome now?[6:02:46]   I think you could just kind of be yourself with these guys and they wouldn't even mind.[6:02:49]   I know you don't have to pander to every, chameleon eyes to every group of people you're around. That's crazy.[6:02:57]   They would like you just for being a fat idiot. Uber driver. They would like you if you were an Uber driver.[6:03:03]   You don't have to pretend you're somebody you're not around these guys.[6:03:06]   Right. That's the reason is they have to admit this. We're so much better people than you because they're doing horrific shit behind closed doors.[6:03:18]   And some of which is already like public with the Weinstein shit and the, what was the other big one?[6:03:25]   Epstein. I mean, how many celebrities are on that list? So it's like, of course they're trying to, they're going to virtue signal with content, everything else.[6:03:33]   But if you go to live comedy shows, man, people crave the kind of stuff that I do. And you know, and our shows are people that are just dying for it.[6:03:43]   So it is bad. It never really left, but it's coming back in the way it's coming back is live. I mean, I really think it didn't leave. It is bad.[6:03:51]   Yeah. And you got to get it back too.[6:03:54]   Maybe comedians should stop putting out specials and literally say, if you want to see the special, buy it.[6:04:04]   I am here by deeming this your special. We just showed Josh Denny's special. It's out. I mean, these are the bits.[6:04:12]   Oh my God. Sorry. I have a yonder bag opener. I was able to get video of his special. There it is folks. Better than Carlin, huh?[6:04:24]   Should we see how this wraps up?[6:04:27]   Yeah. Let's see how this wraps up. So let's go right towards the end here and see how he gets out.[6:04:31]   Dude. He's a fucking wild man. We had him show up in Dallas last year, unannounced and the crowd went apeshit for him. And he just...[6:04:38]   Oh, wait. Period. Who's literally taking the most risk and, and doing something that's super unique.[6:04:47]   Like he's the closest thing to, you know, if like, if Gavin and Anthony and I are the Lenny Bruce's trying to get arrested and shut down by government officials doing standup, then Alex is definitely the Andy Kaufman.[6:05:00]   Wow. Well, thank you, Josh. I appreciate it. Alex Stein or Alex? That was fun.[6:05:04]   Alex Stein. I know. I don't know if you really listened to the show or if you're just like, oh, I love Red Bar. If you really listen, you got to choose between us and Denny.[6:05:13]   Yes, please. I mean, you can not be friends with Denny. I'm telling you.[6:05:17]   You got to trust Red Bar. You got to trust Red Bar, Alex. We would never steer you in the wrong direction.[6:05:22]   You know what? You don't even have to turn on Kumi and Gavin.[6:05:24]   No, just Denny. You've got to put your back to this guy. Thank you, Alex. All right. Let's see how he gets out.[6:05:31]   Nick Hoffman.[6:05:33]   Well, thank you, Josh. We appreciate it so much. That was fun.[6:05:36]   Thank you guys. It was a blast. I enjoyed it more than I ever realized I would. So it's been fun. Nice to, and nice to e-meet all of you guys too.[6:05:43]   We're always looking for someone to come make us laugh at the end of these. So be great. I know it's not easy, Zoom, but we appreciate it.[6:05:52]   Well, no, I appreciate you guys. Thank you very much. Thanks for having me.[6:05:55]   All right. Thanks. That was Josh Denny. Everybody can find him at joshdennycomedy.com. He's got some media up there.[6:06:01]   Media. Yeah. All your show dates in there and everything?[6:06:03]   Yeah. Sweet. Yeah. All the dates are just joshdennycomedy.com. You can find everything there.[6:06:08]   All right. Appreciate it. All right. Thank you guys.[6:06:10]   Thank you guys.[6:06:12]   Wow. And there he goes. That was so worth our hundred dollars. We will not be filing a chargeback. You won this one, Solstice.[6:06:20]   Uh oh. Wait, don't read this. Don't listen to this. This is the hypnotizing. Don't read that.[6:06:26]   This is how they get you.[6:06:28]   That was wonderful. That was really, what a payoff here today. We didn't expect to have that for today. Great stuff.[6:06:33]   We'll take a break. We'll be right back with more on America's favorite red bar. We'll see you soon.[6:06:40]   We love red bar.[6:06:44]   We love red bar. We'll see you in a sec.[6:07:15]   Before it's even started I look at my feet then I look for the door Can't find my friends so I just take a bit more, a bit more[6:07:25]   And then it all comes to an end We all go again[6:07:51]   If you brought lasagna to the party I tried my luck at dancing with everybody Sometimes life gets hard to deal I like you, you've got sex appeal[6:08:17]   But I don't wanna follow you on the gram I don't wanna listen to your raps I don't know why I haven't left yet[6:08:27]   But someone none of this[6:08:32]   If I could she brought the rain come to the party Angelica I bled to raise to everybody[6:09:07]   I look at my hands then I look for the door Can't help but feel like I've been here before[6:09:13]   I don't know what I'm even doing here I was told that there would be three here I don't wanna follow you on the gram I don't wanna listen to your band[6:09:28]   And then it all comes to an end We all go again[6:10:43]   If you brought lasagna to the party Angelica I bled to raise to everybody I don't wanna listen to your raps I don't wanna listen to your band I don't wanna listen to your band[6:11:02]   Hey welcome, welcome to Redbar[6:11:08]   Last week we showed you how David Spade blocked me, remember that David Spade blocked me?[6:11:14]   Well he's been blocking everybody who mentions Redbar now, any which way you wanna mention Redbar he blocks immediately, we thought that was pretty funny[6:11:22]   He's also been messaging people back old Kumiya style remember you're irrelevant[6:11:31]   Stuff like that let's see if I can find this David Spade[6:11:35]   Oh I'm so sorry[6:11:37]   No that's okay, David Spade come on down David Spade blocking anyone who mentions Redbar[6:11:44]   Here's an interaction here, he messaged so yeah people have been using my joke delete your comment, delete your comment remember that when he posted hilarious under what was her name?[6:11:58]   Chloe Fineman's Instagram post hitting on her, here he is David Spade somebody said delete your comment and he messaged them saying delete your page no one is interested[6:12:13]   And then the guy goes Redbar is watching and he goes good, wow, so he's fully involved this is exactly what we thought it would be[6:12:24]   We've got a couple more Spade interactions, who would have thought Spade huh?[6:12:29]   I can't believe it David Spade just called me a filthy border jumping bean person[6:12:35]   Let's see this, here he is commenting something on Nikki Glazer's page or tagging her[6:12:41]   And one of our guys goes what did you do David? Why are people saying you're sending racist DMs on Instagram? Hope it's not true[6:12:52]   And then let's see what Spade does with this[6:12:58]   So yeah that guy messages him and says are you actually racist? I hope I'm not Mexican[6:13:08]   I hope not I'm Mexican and I've been a huge fan ever since I saw Joe Dirt[6:13:14]   David Spade goes don't post shit like that[6:13:17]   He goes fuck no it's obviously sorry bro I'll delete it so are the allegations true?[6:13:23]   And Spade goes fuck no it's obviously someone trying to start shit don't be a part of it[6:13:28]   So he's active so people are playing with him going hey I heard you did something racist[6:13:34]   Like the lightest college style little gag in the comments and then he'll message them[6:13:39]   Dude don't post shit like that delete that don't be a part of that shit[6:13:44]   You older gentlemen are so afraid of cancellation that you just have to be like I heard that in China they're posting that you said the word retarded and they'll get terrified[6:13:54]   Yeah they really get worried as if they have done something bad and this is it here it comes[6:14:03]   Oh god there's Paul Vance I'm so sorry Paul they want to keep popping you up every five minutes[6:14:09]   Let's see this one dude I have no idea what you're talking about I will look into it[6:14:16]   And they say why did you lie to me? They caught him saying easy with all the caps Kanye to somebody[6:14:21]   So they're accusing him because he said easy with all the caps Kanye[6:14:26]   They thought it would be funny to accuse David Spade of that being a racist comment that he said to a black guy right[6:14:33]   Calling just some regular black guy Kanye is that it?[6:14:38]   Why did you lie to me he goes ha I think a corny comic is sad I blocked him but I like that you are his brainwashed foot soldier good luck[6:14:48]   So he's bitchy keep at it with Spade let's see how far we can take this there's hundreds more of these that I get all throughout the week[6:14:58]   David Spade blocked me he's messaging me[6:15:01]   Distract him from his everyday life[6:15:03]   Eric Griffin fires back after we show the video of his wife letting us know that she works at Target[6:15:13]   Remember we found this last episode right as the power went out[6:15:17]   We found out that Eric Griffin's wife works at Target she was telling people that[6:15:22]   And I think we even said I can't wait to see him arguing this talking about how he wants to split the bills and I think that's exactly what he did[6:15:32]   So Eric Griffin is going to explain the Target wife in this YouTube video of his 4 minutes 30 seconds in here we are[6:15:41]   This is exactly what we were looking for[6:15:44]   Remember his wife shouldn't be working at Target she shouldn't be splitting the bills she shouldn't be paying for her own dinners[6:15:52]   That's the kind of husband Eric Griffin has been being to his poor wife[6:15:57]   What's going on I don't know what I want to talk about I don't normally like talking about this kind of stuff but I just thought it was actually it's actually kind of funny[6:16:04]   So I kind of want to talk about it even though I know what you guys are going to say some of you guys could be like Griffin don't read comments forget the trolls[6:16:11]   But this is just a funny it's just it's funny to me so[6:16:17]   Rachel's watching TV a few weeks back and she's watching some movie right[6:16:23]   And I don't normally talk about this but she talked about it so I said okay fine if you want to talk about we talk about it[6:16:29]   So she's watching a movie that she goes on Instagram and makes a video and she says on the video on the movie she's watching the girl works at Target[6:16:37]   So Rachel in her video she's like yeah I relate to her because I work at Target so I don't talk about this a lot but Rachel works at Target[6:16:45]   Worked at Target for a year she's actually the visual merchandiser for one of the stores[6:16:54]   She always wanted to go into visual merchandising because it's like when you're a[6:16:59]   So that's the people who shut up the displays and I don't know if you guys heard but Target had a display[6:17:06]   That wasn't well received by many members of Congress[6:17:17]   Eric Griffin's wife[6:17:21]   It's all her fault[6:17:23]   Listen Eric[6:17:24]   Eric[6:17:34]   Wait till the chorus[6:17:41]   How about with me?[6:17:52]   Hell yeah[6:17:54]   You can lower that[6:17:58]   So your wife is responsible for the Target of course tuck bathing suit display for kids[6:18:06]   Tell everybody[6:18:10]   She's a visual designs coordinator she came up with the concept so this is similar to Balenciaga doing the campaign with the bear[6:18:20]   So let everyone know he's the man responsible[6:18:24]   She's the one that sets up the displays and puts things where they're supposed to go and there's only one visual merchandiser[6:18:32]   Puts things where they're supposed to go or where they shouldn't belong[6:18:36]   You think tuck bathing suits belong in the kids section of the pride section?[6:18:44]   Are you a monster?[6:18:47]   I don't usually stop to share my disgust but this is sick[6:18:54]   Don't you love when like dumb women get into like who aren't really like Brendan Jobs[6:19:00]   They're even admitting that they built the display[6:19:03]   Tell everyone guys we got him[6:19:07]   He's targeting your kids with his wife's job[6:19:12]   For each store you know[6:19:14]   Wait listen to this Target is a great store he even believes in Target[6:19:18]   She's the one that like sets up the displays and puts things where they're supposed to go and there's only one visual merchandiser[6:19:22]   Bud Light is a good store[6:19:25]   And then she's getting her experience at Target if she wants to to go and do it at other stores[6:19:35]   Neiman Marcus or something[6:19:38]   Neiman Marcus usually I saw this yeah somebody agreed with me they pick their employees usually from Target[6:19:43]   They go to local Target they go who's the best here because they're gonna be upgraded to Neiman Marcus job[6:19:50]   How about that making thousands in commissions[6:19:54]   They're gonna go from zero in commissions because Target doesn't do that to thousands in one of the highest end department stores in the country[6:20:04]   Keep dreaming![6:20:06]   Target if she wants to to go and do it at other stores[6:20:11]   Then why doesn't she? She chooses Target over Neiman Marcus?[6:20:15]   Could you imagine that?[6:20:17]   Because Neiman Marcus wouldn't let her target kids[6:20:20]   Target kids oh Target yeah there's no pride display at Neiman Marcus of course for her to put the tuck it there's no tuck it pants at Neiman[6:20:30]   Actually if you look at the entire men's section it's basically a trans section[6:20:38]   Do you know Neiman Marcus doesn't even sell gold chains?[6:20:43]   They're hurting they're hurting and they'll tackle you if you're looking at a shirt good luck[6:20:50]   Have you ever went into was that Neiman Marcus?[6:20:53]   We always go to Neiman Marcus is one of the stores fashion square[6:20:58]   And you're always hoping this time they're gonna have something and you go into Neiman Marcus and instantly the vultures the 55 year old salesman[6:21:09]   55 year old gay salesman can I help you try to can I start putting two clothes together for a room for you?[6:21:15]   Can I start arranging a room for you?[6:21:17]   Settle down settle the fuck down[6:21:22]   Remember when we went in there and you went up to that sales lady and you were like hey do you have any very Jewish you were like do you have any gold necklaces for men?[6:21:31]   And then she was like um not really for men but we have Kendra Scott[6:21:37]   She tried to sell me Kendra Scott I said lady I ain't wearing she goes no it's not they won't know it's girls jewelry[6:21:43]   I go it ain't about that I'd wear girls jewelry you're like that's for girls well Kendra Scott is do you know who Kendra Scott is?[6:21:51]   She does guest judging on Shark Tank she's one of the guest sharks and then I had to race after you while you were like that's for girls[6:22:00]   And then the shopping employee or the shopper lady was sitting there she was like you can't tell it's for girls you can't tell[6:22:06]   That is a true story however that was it Dillard's that Neiman Marcus[6:22:14]   Neiman Marcus is the guys hounding you for the dressing room[6:22:17]   That's the sunglasses in Palm Angel's place or is that Dillard's too?[6:22:24]   I don't know the difference between the departments[6:22:26]   Dillard's sucks Dillard's is the place where they sell Kendra Scott[6:22:29]   That's the one where they were like we had to throw out all the Balenciaga is that?[6:22:33]   Neiman Marcus[6:22:34]   And that's where he thinks his wife is going to get upgraded to from Target the Target to Neiman Marcus Pipeline[6:22:42]   Mike's a department store guy I hate department stores[6:22:45]   I hate them too but guess what there's two stores there's two stores in a whole mall go to a mall tell me how many stores you can get clothes from[6:22:52]   Two, two so you got to go to every one of them in hopes go to a mall I dare you where are you getting clothes?[6:23:00]   Mike's favorite activity[6:23:01]   If you look at the guys list six places so I got a rock walk 63 million square feet today so that I could visit six places that carry guys close[6:23:11]   And then yes it makes you go I got to go see what the department store has and then you start looking and you go why do we keep coming here?[6:23:19]   This is how Mike does the mall he walks all the way to the expensive end goes to a store like YSL walks up and tries to go in[6:23:27]   The guy security guard stops him from going in and goes sir you have to wait in this line until a sales person can work with you[6:23:36]   Then instead of leaving he stands there getting mad nagging the security guard guy yelling at him until the sales person comes up[6:23:45]   And then when the sales person comes up to let him in then he runs around the store looks at everything in five seconds and goes this is shit this is shit and storms out[6:23:51]   That was at St. Laurent whatever racket that is I'm not waiting in line to come into your museum[6:24:06]   But yes that's why I'm very knowledgeable in who can and cannot work in Neiman Marcus in stores of those sorts and your wife ain't going near Neiman Marcus[6:24:17]   They won't even let her use the bathroom in that store you can't come in there with a Target uniform on[6:24:24]   Displays and puts things where they're supposed to go and there's only one visual merchandiser for each store you know and then she's getting her experience at Target[6:24:33]   If she wants to to go and do it at other stores either like you know Neiman Marcus or some fancier brand or something like that[6:24:43]   But you know Target's a great store it's got great benefits and it's easy but she enjoys doing it[6:24:52]   Benefits are enough to make you work at Target you're dirt poor how much are benefits how much do benefits cost me 4.79 a goddamn month[6:25:03]   So for 4.79 you'll work at Target to save 4.79 in these benefits what are the benefits they give you an IPA where they invest six cents for 40 years into an account[6:25:15]   Oh that's so cool what else do they do you get one pair of eyeglasses every year for a total of 250[6:25:26]   Wow yeah I'm gonna work at Target for those amazing perks idiot do it because she wants to do it you know she wants her own money wants her own thing you know so anyway[6:25:38]   She wants her own money look they're reacting to my story about you shopping and they what I didn't even realize they say Mike pulls a Tedros in every store he goes in[6:25:48]   Oh 100% I am Tedros that's why I respect Tedros with all my heart when I saw Tedros go shopping that other day I love fucking Tedros[6:26:00]   I'm the only one who loves him like well I don't know some of his behavior is questionable but I love how he handles himself sometimes there's a lot of very embarrassing gay moments[6:26:13]   I like when Tedros is being funny that's when I like him I don't like of course the anything else he'll go right into he's done two things I like the cancel it[6:26:25]   If Tedros knew how absurd it was and laughed about that I'd really like it because I think he knows I think he knows he can't be canceling everything sometimes it's like he smiles and laughs[6:26:38]   Cancel it! Cancel it! Is the weekend being a shitty actor is actually was taking Tedros to the next level?[6:26:47]   Yes this is all accidentally happening they're canceling the show these morons they don't understand I must save Tedros[6:26:54]   Just call the show Tedros see you made us think it was about this stupid pop star it's not it's about Tedros and his amazing life and how amazing of a producer he is and this African American man who has a voice of an angel[6:27:11]   What are we going to do about Tedros because on the one hand he's such a fucking bastard right? On the other he's great and we could all learn a thing or two from Tedros so now the show just got good they're canceling it now it's all ruined and it's not like the weekend is going to be doing any more Tedros shit believe me[6:27:31]   But you definitely do the Tedros thing where I mean I would never be rude to someone working at a store that's like I'd rather die[6:27:38]   I'm never rude to people at stores[6:27:40]   No but you do the thing like Tedros does where you go usually when we're at this mall it's because Mike needs an outfit for the show and he's like fuck I can't wear any of this shit fuck fuck fuck I need this for the show and so he'll go into like Hugo Boss or something and tell the guy his idea that he'll be like I need like a black sweater[6:27:58]   This is not true[6:28:00]   And then everything the guy shows you he'll be like no no and then just say no to everything[6:28:08]   Have you seen the stuff they have? Have you been to Buck Mason? Have you been to All Saints? Have you been to AG? Have you been to where else we're running out of stores you see what I mean?[6:28:21]   But I feel like you just have to be like oh this is the only sound you have to make[6:28:26]   If a salesman runs up to me and begs for my time then he better have something good if he's going to hassle me all day in the store[6:28:36]   Hi sir can I speak with you? Hi sir! Hi sir! Want to have a conversation for a bit?[6:28:44]   Or some guy you'll go into like Gucci for men and then Mike will be like oh yeah I'm just looking around and then the guy will be like this is the new Adidas and Gucci collab and then Mike will be like I hate Adidas and Gucci this is what Hila wears[6:28:59]   Storm out of the store and then I'm left eye to eye with the man to explain what just happened[6:29:07]   Yes well I have to be I feel like in every time I attempt this I think they're gonna laugh and they never do it they're like oh oh[6:29:17]   They treat you just like everybody treats Tedros they don't understand[6:29:21]   They don't understand and by the way most people don't understand Tedros yet rewatch Ep4 three times you'll get it[6:29:30]   And the shopping scene in Ep3[6:29:33]   They're all blending together now it's one amazing day at the mansion to me and now it's almost a very light fun[6:29:42]   The first three episodes I was so disturbed I was so sickened by how they were behaving and now it's like have I been watching the white lotus this is so fun[6:29:55]   That's just me though[6:29:57]   Alright here's Eric Griffin he's trying to dig himself out of this Target wife stuff[6:30:01]   Marcus or some you know fancier brand or something like that but you know Target's a great store it's got great benefits and it's easy she enjoys doing it[6:30:12]   It's easy[6:30:13]   She don't gotta do it do it cause she wants it[6:30:15]   That's like what a 16 year old says yeah my job's pretty cool it's like got great benefits it's easy[6:30:20]   Oh that's cool[6:30:22]   It's easy does the company know this that it's so easy for her maybe it should become a bit more challenging maybe we should give her some more hours some more responsibility[6:30:33]   She wants to do it you know she wants her own money she wants her own thing you know so anyway[6:30:38]   She wants her own money[6:30:40]   It's funny so there's this troll[6:30:42]   There's this troll[6:30:45]   Why do you have your girl working at Target right and I just thought it was like and then he made some video or something like that and then like Rachel saw it[6:30:56]   Is this talking about me you think there's a guy who made a video are they talking about me or are they talking about too lazy to try or something what do you think[6:31:08]   I think it's probably you I feel like you're the only person who does[6:31:11]   You should know me you should know me as Bar Red Bar[6:31:17]   The name's Bar Red Bar[6:31:19]   Right and I just thought it was like and then he made some video or something like that and then like Rachel saw it tagged her or something like that so she's we're sitting on the couch laughing about it cause she's like she's like[6:31:32]   So they watch the video hopefully[6:31:35]   I'm not allowed to have my own career I'm not allowed to want to have my own profession and do what I want to do like what am I supposed to do and it's just like it's it's just that's such a weird mentality but that's that's what's out there in the universe you know you know what I mean[6:31:50]   So it's just funny that all that I've dealt with when it comes to Rachel on this on the podcast in the comments attacking me all the time[6:31:58]   So first you guys are like she's a gold digger you know that's that's the first thing they say[6:32:03]   That's what we thought we thought you had money[6:32:05]   The only reason why she's with you right even though she's had a job for a long time[6:32:11]   Yeah then we find out she works at Target and we're like we don't know what the fuck to think it's crazy we thought yes why would some young girl marry you unless you had money now it turns out you have no money and she works at Target so she's mentally ill[6:32:28]   You see how the story is growing you see how where the excitement comes from Eric you're a man from TV who now has no money and your wife works at Target[6:32:41]   It's an amazing tale we will never grow tired of a tale like that you wanted it all[6:32:49]   That's a crazy pause[6:32:51]   And now you have nothing[6:32:54]   He's going cross-eyed[6:32:56]   He's nuts[6:32:58]   Whoa[6:32:59]   And she needs that $7.29 every two weeks it's $7.29 that's what I'm guessing is a Target target paycheck before taxes $7.29[6:33:09]   Then they take taxes out you're left with $1100 for the year[6:33:15]   So what good is that money what is it for emergencies it's not going to help she must quit[6:33:24]   If you right even though she's had a job for a long ass time you know that's worse pays for a lot of like she's the one that pays for a lot of it doesn't matter what she uses[6:33:35]   Oh pays for a lot of stuff well it doesn't really matter so she pays you make your target working wife pay for a lot of stuff around here[6:33:45]   Could you imagine Jules if you were made to pay[6:33:53]   I pretend I pay[6:33:57]   You know there's a lot of people in this business who are splitting dinners and by the way that's not acceptable if you're a man out there you don't split the dinner with your wife[6:34:10]   You have to save the family that's not saving the family every time she gives you half she's like we're fucked we are completely fucked[6:34:20]   This is a steel toe type of relationship do you want to be steel toe he splits do they have jobs outside of steel toe too[6:34:30]   I imagine that they have day jobs that are in between the day and night shows that they do so they do a daytime show then he runs to a job she runs to a job they get back home and do a night show[6:34:41]   You want to know something so cute April's twitter bio says GM of operations at steel toe media[6:34:51]   Steel toe inc GM of operations that's like when people ask me what I do I go president president and CEO and chief officer of red bar the biggest company I got[6:35:08]   That is so cringe and I bet they have business cards so she calls herself what the GM GM of operations at steel toe media[6:35:20]   These people they're the type of a lot of people like business more than creative like why aren't they titling themselves like the creative credits[6:35:30]   Interesting of the show they would rather be GMs that's cooler to these people to be a go a GM a GM their target has a GM[6:35:41]   You don't want to be a GM that is a low common grade job I hope I don't know anything about the business structure CEO CFO president owner manager those are all the same to me[6:35:58]   She pays for a lot of stuff around here it doesn't matter what she uses and again she don't got to work I was telling her if there's any nonsense at work[6:36:09]   Imagine that hey would you rather work at target or you don't have to work at all I'll cover everything I choose target you know what that means she don't got to work but then she has no money because he ain't buying her shit[6:36:23]   You don't got to work but then good luck paying the bills she don't got to work but then good luck finding food well then she has to work[6:36:32]   Nobody picks target if they don't have to work could you imagine target or not having to work winning the lottery I'll pass on the never having to work I'll work at target[6:36:45]   She don't got to work I always tell her if there's any nonsense at work you can just walk out of there so if you want[6:36:54]   Let's convince her to quit her job everybody's got to try to convince her to quit I know that's why everyone convinced her to quit and he'll be like what the fuck get back to work[6:37:05]   Who's going to pay for all the collard greens? Who's going to pay for all the ham hocks? Who's going to pay for the pig's feet? Is he black?[6:37:15]   That's how I imagine him a hootin' and hollerin' Friday dad from the black world[6:37:21]   Nonsense at work you can just walk out of there so if you want to leave leave but if you don't you know keep it and then you know anyways my point is it's just a mat like the lonely souls out there[6:37:38]   that think it's an insult to ask me hey bro why is your girl working at Target?[6:37:48]   Well he must be talking about too lazy to try[6:37:52]   Too lazy to try[6:37:54]   It's what she likes to do so[6:37:59]   I'm just saying like all of y'all you know any of the of the two or three ladies that are watching the show regularly[6:38:09]   A lot of women watching this mostly women[6:38:11]   You know don't let dudes like this make you feel like any which way whatever job you guys have whatever you know people can disrespect it all they want[6:38:22]   See he wants her working so bad so that he don't have to open his wallet for anything for her[6:38:26]   He loves this so now he's pretending oh don't let people bully you into that it's not cool to have a job and earn some cash[6:38:35]   All it is is like if you have purpose if you feel like you are doing something worthwhile for yourself don't let anybody make you feel bad about it[6:38:46]   It's not true guys don't listen to that[6:38:48]   I didn't normally talk about it because it's like you know you don't want people walking around Target now like[6:38:56]   So people can access your wife publicly wow that's how you know you're low if you could be accessed publicly you're not doing well[6:39:04]   That's a new level that I think people need to stick to[6:39:08]   Can you be accessed by the public during the day?[6:39:11]   If the answer is yes you're under the people who don't have to do that[6:39:17]   So his wife can be you could go meet her at Target anytime you want she's on display to the public[6:39:25]   Target now like is that oh shit is that Errol Griffin's wife over there you know it's like that becomes a situation[6:39:32]   So it's one of the reasons but only reason why I talk about it now[6:39:35]   She's mobbed there's like the news is there because they're like she all her fans showed up all at once to Target[6:39:43]   You know it looks like the Jeffries star Shane Dawson mall trip to Peachtree to sell the new they're all there[6:39:51]   She talked about it you know so and it's like no no embarrassment at all it's just more about like just being private[6:39:59]   But anyways I'm proud of my lady you know if that's what she wants to do I support her in her journey[6:40:06]   So she wants to you know and again it's a great position there's only one visual merchandiser in every store[6:40:12]   Her store so to all you hater trolls out there if you're wondering why my girl works at Target that's why[6:40:19]   Because she loves it[6:40:22]   You know what I mean?[6:40:25]   And the discount is great too[6:40:29]   Oh god[6:40:31]   So then you're poor[6:40:32]   And then it's great because when you to Target husband[6:40:35]   Does being on a TV show even mean anything anymore like Workaholics was pretty big[6:40:39]   Well he should have I mean he had the ball and he dropped it I mean this guy has been on every podcast that's ever existed[6:40:46]   He's friends with every famous comic in the world he's been on TV he's been on TV multiple times and he blew it he wasn't good enough[6:40:55]   So for him not to have made money out of all that opportunity imagine that imagine being on Rogan being friends with Rogan[6:41:05]   Just that alone should make you a millionaire[6:41:07]   And Adam[6:41:08]   How stupid could you be if you've been on Rogan and you can't make $500,000 off this career[6:41:14]   And Adam Devine isn't interested in helping him at all[6:41:17]   Adam Devine hates him and you can tell we watch the Workaholics is that them?[6:41:21]   Yes[6:41:22]   We watch their podcast The Saunders Cracks Me Up[6:41:26]   I actually like that podcast I'm not gonna lie[6:41:29]   The podcast is good and they talk about Eric Griffin remember Eric Griffin played Sanchez on the Workaholics[6:41:37]   Right?[6:41:39]   Montez[6:41:41]   And they talk about him as if he's an annoying problem as if he's too much and he's not a good guy[6:41:49]   They roll their eyes whenever Eric Griffin their old playmate[6:41:54]   He could have been on that show with him if he just tried a little harder[6:41:57]   He blew it talk about a guy that really you could have been anything you wanted[6:42:01]   You had all the stage time at the Comedy Store you're friends with all the top comics on all of their podcasts[6:42:08]   You've been on TV you work with Devine look how good Devine is doing on Gemstones[6:42:13]   I mean come on Devine[6:42:15]   Love that show[6:42:16]   I used to despise this Devine[6:42:19]   Not anymore Gemstones has been great this Judith[6:42:23]   That Judy[6:42:25]   That Judy we started out hating Judy Gemstone of course[6:42:29]   Kind of like Tetris the first few episodes of Gemstones I was like Judy is pretty annoying but now I'm like when she's on screen[6:42:35]   She's amazing[6:42:38]   I mean what was that song you've been a friend of mine I've been a friend of mine[6:42:41]   Oh but there's a new one[6:42:43]   There's a new song[6:42:44]   Pay Day[6:42:45]   Pay Day[6:42:46]   How does it go?[6:42:47]   Oh it was good[6:42:48]   Let me see it does that out yeah[6:42:49]   Pay Day[6:42:50]   Yeah we'll play Pay Day after this[6:42:52]   That goes perfect with Griffin Pay Day[6:42:54]   I don't know if they[6:42:56]   Because that's what you got to wait for it to[6:42:58]   My girl works at Target that's why because she loves it[6:43:05]   You know what I mean[6:43:06]   And the discount is great too[6:43:10]   Get a good ass Target discount[6:43:12]   Unlimited?[6:43:13]   It's great because when you're the Target husband you get to like I get like a little code myself so I can go on the Target app[6:43:20]   And I can like order stuff[6:43:22]   What's the discount?[6:43:23]   It's hilarious so[6:43:24]   I'm sorry to the trolls out there who think that[6:43:27]   Wait is this true?[6:43:28]   Someone in the chat says Adam even said Eric was going to be on Gemstones but ruined the opportunity[6:43:34]   Wow[6:43:35]   He's an opportunity ruiner isn't that true?[6:43:38]   So Eric Griffin had an opportunity to be on Gemstones and he blew it[6:43:44]   He was going to do the role that John Goodman was Dan[6:43:49]   He was going to play Dan from Gemstones[6:43:52]   Dan Conner[6:43:55]   You blew that?[6:43:57]   You would have been perfect on that show[6:43:59]   Now you're not on any you're almost like a bower type of character now[6:44:02]   You're not getting hired on no shows anymore you're done you're called product[6:44:06]   It's over[6:44:07]   That's why and I watch and I watch the 3,000 views and you watch him sit there with Brendan Schaub[6:44:14]   With Chris D'Elia his buddies and you watch those numbers barely hit 49k and you go[6:44:21]   His wife's working at Target he's getting nine views[6:44:24]   Where's the money coming from?[6:44:27]   And of course remember Griffin is not a nice guy he sits next to Brendan Schaub and Chris D'Elia[6:44:35]   And he lies a lot we've caught him in a lot a little sneaky little fucking lies[6:44:41]   Oh you were hurting my feelings[6:44:44]   No I just want to support her because I just don't appreciate that they're hitting her up about it[6:44:51]   You know what I mean? But that's just the nature of trolls[6:44:54]   So I just support all you people out there whatever you do[6:44:59]   You know having purpose and having like no matter how big or how small the job is[6:45:03]   Because we're all on the same rock[6:45:04]   As long as you enjoy it[6:45:06]   Spinning through space[6:45:07]   As long as you get you're worthwhile it's fulfilling to you do your thing[6:45:12]   Somebody said I wasn't aware women watch this show[6:45:17]   Yeah man I'm cute as hell that's why they watch[6:45:20]   Sorry Eric[6:45:21]   All right throw on some misbehaving for me[6:45:23]   Wait but this is the new one[6:45:26]   Oh yes of course this is what I meant[6:45:30]   Dedicated to Eric Griffin[6:45:33]   Hallelujah what a payday[6:45:35]   There will come a payday someday someday[6:45:39]   There will come a payday hallelujah what a payday[6:45:43]   There will come a payday someday[6:45:46]   When I lay my work by I've a home in the sky[6:45:49]   Smoke some weed guys listen to payday[6:45:51]   There will come a payday someday[6:45:54]   Where no interest from you[6:45:56]   This is a real Christian song that Christians like[6:45:59]   There will come a payday someday[6:46:02]   Here I work every day for such bigger pay[6:46:06]   But there will come a payday someday[6:46:10]   And the title's not clear to the home out here[6:46:14]   But there will come a payday someday[6:46:18]   There will come a payday hallelujah what a payday[6:46:22]   There will come a payday someday someday[6:46:26]   There will come a payday hallelujah what a payday[6:46:30]   There will come a payday someday[6:46:37]   Payday[6:46:38]   Our wonderful Lord gives a home as reward[6:46:42]   Cause there will come a payday someday[6:46:47]   Smoke some weed with me[6:46:48]   He'll never foreclose[6:46:50]   He promised to payday that day[6:46:54]   When the door opens wide with his beauty inside[6:46:59]   Oh what a grand payday that day[6:47:02]   With a handshake and nip[6:47:04]   Brother come right on in[6:47:06]   Hallelujah what a payday that day[6:47:10]   There will come a payday hallelujah what a payday[6:47:14]   There will come a payday someday, someday[6:47:19]   There will come a payday hallelujah what a payday[6:47:23]   There will come a payday someday[6:47:25]   You hear that Eric?[6:47:27]   Thank you.[6:47:30]   That was a good one. And when you see it, it's really repetitive with the payday, which that's why we like it so much.[6:47:39]   They did it, you know, it's a nice show. It's a nice show that you don't think you're gonna like.[6:47:45]   Seems exhausting going into that gemstones, but you know what? They do a nice job. Nice little show, right?[6:47:51]   I love it. You look at John Goodman with his giant.[6:47:55]   That's what Ethan's gonna look like when he loses all the way to giant square.[6:48:00]   That BJ gets me every time. That Judith, you know, the worst one on the show is of course that cringe Shane Gillis wannabe.[6:48:08]   What's his name? The main guy who we're sick of?[6:48:13]   Danny McBride. Danny McBride. Oh, yeah. What do they call him?[6:48:16]   I'm not.[6:48:18]   It's unbecoming.[6:48:20]   Oh, you're sick of him now?[6:48:22]   It's unbecoming to like Danny McBride, okay?[6:48:24]   It's unbecoming a girl to think that they like that.[6:48:28]   Dude, I got you into Danny McBride.[6:48:32]   Yeah, well, we all liked Danny McBride once. All right, Eric Griffin, so sorry, but there will be a payday someday.[6:48:41]   I can't wait till there's no more pay left for those guys.[6:48:46]   We've got another one here. This, you've heard rumors. You wanted to know if it was true. Only Red Bar has those answers.[6:48:56]   Is Whitney Cummings pregnant?[6:48:59]   Oh, come on down, Whit![6:49:11]   Tell her the face is strange. It changes. Where's your shame? You've left us up to her name.[6:49:17]   Comedian changes.[6:49:18]   I may change me.[6:49:20]   Comedian changes.[6:49:22]   Only on Red Bar. This is where a comedian makes a completely new change in life. Goes a different direction. In this case, it's Whitney Cummings.[6:49:32]   People have been seeing these pics around Instagram where she's got a little bit of a bump here, huh?[6:49:39]   No, everybody was posting these on the BBG, and I literally didn't, it didn't even click with me. It was really pregnant.[6:49:47]   No, because you see girls goofing like this, especially Whitney Cummings type of people. They're always goofing around.[6:49:53]   Oh, I'm pregnant because I ate a lot of soft serve tonight.[6:49:57]   Ha ha ha, ladies. Get the giggles out of your system with the pregnant belly pics from the being bloated in candy.[6:50:04]   It's not funny to guys.[6:50:09]   Is that what it would be like when you make the mutant kids that you're probably going to do it one day? Those kids that you just think that you should have because that's what they do?[6:50:19]   Is it so fucking funny? So we've seen pictures like this before. They're all goofing around. They're drawing abs on themselves, Liederman.[6:50:30]   They're doing pregnant belly. They're always debasing themselves in any physical way you could imagine.[6:50:36]   So you see Whitney and she's posting these people are flipping out. Oh my God, is it true?[6:50:40]   Like I didn't even stop to read the comments on this because it's so classic Whitney nothing.[6:50:46]   So Whitney says, in these pics, I am with child. And there's a baby and me too. Human pup coming December. All tour dates and blah, blah, blah. I might fall over a couple of times.[6:51:00]   Now we're going, is this just wacky Whitney talking about that she's a dog mommy and she just happened to have a, because having a bloated stomach like this would not stop a Whitney C Cummings from posting.[6:51:13]   We know this. She wanted to post so bad. She thought these pics were going to be killer. Even though she hates the way she looks, she's going to post them and then do a pregnant joke, right?[6:51:24]   Haha. Look at me having a puppy baby. Then just don't post the pics. Do you think we need to see you play Frisbee with your damn dog? Your dog cheats at Frisbee.[6:51:37]   Hey, to break it to you, your dog's been cheating at Frisbee your whole damn life. So people wonder, is she pregnant?[6:51:43]   And only red bar finds out because you can't really get any answers on these comedy casts. So we had to go all the way back down to LA, to TanaCon, right?[6:51:57]   Because TanaCon, TanaMojoCon had Whitney on to discuss the pregnancy. Let's find out is Whitney pregnant and furthermore, who is the father, right?[6:52:11]   That's the most important thing to us guys. I hope you women know this. We must know who the father is. This must be traceable.[6:52:21]   Okay. There are no fatherless children. We're part of the right. I'm this. You don't just have a baby is a gag.[6:52:29]   It's got to be an organic baby with a dad and mom that figured this out. They're rich.[6:52:35]   I can't believe that she's really pregnant. This is amazing.[6:52:37]   They have to make, you have to make at least $400,000, have a husband and everyone's saying no one's bipolar. No one's on Xanax. No one's on Indian.[6:52:47]   Everyone's got to be cool. That's the only way I'll let you have a kid. If you're a nice man and woman, a down to earth, nice middle of the road, you don't have to be a genius.[6:52:59]   You don't have to be rich. You need the 400,000 earnings per year saved. But other than that, I am kind of against anybody just having a kid.[6:53:12]   I mean, it's probably the worst thing you could contribute to society. I, every person I walk by in my whole life sucks.[6:53:27]   And that's because of you because you wanted to have a family. So let's see, is Whitney Cummings pregnant? Let's go to cancel. Tana Khan. I wish you would go by I'm Tana Khan.[6:53:37]   Tana K O N. Tana Khan. K K U G H like Johnny Khan. Scott Khan. Tana Khan. Yeah. Tana Khan. Like her big event, notorious event, Tana Khan, which was where people were out in the sun.[6:53:56]   For over 60 minutes in the heat, burning up and there weren't enough vouchers. So I always thought it would be cool if you called yourself Tana Khan.[6:54:08]   I mean, no one can pronounce your last name anyway. So why not Tana Khan? And then I just thought of this genius add on.[6:54:16]   C A U G H N N N. I think that's how Scott Khan spells it. Or his could be C A N N N or something. What's Scott Khan? You've seen Scott Khan?[6:54:29]   He's another guy I tried picking on, but he's too. We missed him. He's not online. No, he's not online. He's actually a generation that didn't ever go online.[6:54:40]   Scott Khan. You've seen this guy, James Khan's son, midget. Such a tough guy in the shows. Hawaii Five-O. He's got that giant pompadour. He's about five foot six walking around as if he wants to fight everybody.[6:54:58]   I fucking hate Scott Khan, man. And my dream was to actually find him online and bully him as people don't bully him ever. It's Scott Khan, James Khan's son, the movie star, star of the Entourage show.[6:55:12]   Elf. Elf. Now Scott Khan had never really been bullied. I thought let's dedicate a hundred people for a hundred days. See how far we could push Scott Khan.[6:55:22]   Because I'm sure he'd flip if somebody stepped to him, right? Scott fucking Khan. James Khan too needs to be bullied.[6:55:30]   And then we find out Scott Khan doesn't have any social media, no access. His email probably goes to an agency. Nothing.[6:55:41]   Man, my dream is to get a direct line of that Scott Khan. He's got one of those fake Instagrams now, or it's just a bunch of pictures that his publicist posts.[6:55:50]   I mean, you and Scott Khan would probably become friends. Look at what you're wearing. This is like exactly fucking-[6:55:56]   Oh, Scott Khan would love this outfit. Scott Khan would make this outfit shine.[6:56:01]   If you and Scott Khan got in a room, you would each come in from a door at the opposite end. And then as soon as you saw each other, it'd be like, ah.[6:56:08]   No, I'd kick him in the fucking nuts. I'd bust his head open. I would go, Hey Scott, bam, and slam his head into the table.[6:56:17]   You're looking kind of Khan this summer.[6:56:20]   Oh, well, let's just forget about any Scott Khan. Don't look them up. All right, look at this. Cut to my screen here. Whitney's breasts are looking funky.[6:56:33]   This is what I know how she's pregnant now. She's either eating pure lard every meal or she's pregnant. She's wearing a hat. I mean, why does she do this to herself?[6:56:46]   This is so exciting. I'm actually more excited about Whitney's baby than just about any. This is the most exciting baby since Trisha's baby. Let's just say that.[6:56:54]   Yes. Kooky Whitney and her little fucking baby. I mean, talk about a tag team of trouble about to hit the fucking earth.[6:57:03]   They might team up and she'll be like, Oh, my shoulders. And then the baby gets on and they do some kind of crazy thing where they beat up two guys with their forearms.[6:57:10]   You know, they do a back to back karate thing where they're fighting all angles. You know, they could be a real trouble.[6:57:20]   Again, this is a Lana Rhodes situation where the woman just finally has had enough and has a baby. Right?[6:57:26]   So let's find out about this fucking baby. And Ashley, of course, if you're watching viewer discretion advised Ashley Cummings, Whitney's biological sister, sometimes watches this show.[6:57:38]   We want to let her know if viewer discretion is advised.[6:57:41]   And tell us what the baby wants as a gift because we respect this baby.[6:57:45]   Yes. And tell Whitney, you know, I expect pregnant mothers. Go Google Candace Schweinpool pregnant. That's about as big as you're allowed to get.[6:57:56]   Candace Schweinpool pregnant. And if you look anything other than that, you're obese. You're taking advantage of the pregnancy by overeating.[6:58:06]   You're pigging out and it's bad for the kid. Candace Schweinpool. Well, all that happened is this arched a bit.[6:58:16]   Everything else sticks. So that's how you know, is somebody pregnant or are they just being a fucking slob?[6:58:26]   Look at this gut. I mean, it's not. No, you're one day pregnant. You took the pregnancy test yesterday.[6:58:33]   You just had sex. You're one day pregnant. This is not how a baby forms by just a fat gut popping out.[6:58:41]   It's a press. It's a movement. It's a pressure. It's not globs of fat. So don't let women trick you into this, by the way. I'm not even kidding.[6:58:50]   She's doing great. Women think because they're pregnant, that's why they're fat. No, that means they're eating Ben and Jerry's all day, which is harmful to the child.[6:58:59]   They need to be kiddo. By the way, I kicked Jelly Roll out of ketosis this week. You see Jelly Roll? He's turned fully dark.[6:59:09]   Jelly Roll's out there. He's all depressed and only negative now. Ever since I got involved, this used to be a guy like, Oh man, brother, you mean so much to me, brother.[6:59:20]   Keep looking to the positive side of light. Good to meet you too, brother.[6:59:24]   And now he's like, nothing matters. Who I thought were once my friends are nothing mere of specks of dirt. Fuck life is hard.[6:59:37]   And then he signs off for two or three hours. He comes back with more negativity. I'm taking credit for that. I knocked Jelly Roll out of ketosis.[6:59:47]   I read all of his tweets and at first I was like, is he just in this bad mood because of us? But I think it seems like he has had some sort of fallout with a friend, but I'll just check that up to he had the fallout because of us.[7:00:00]   The fallout happened. Yeah. Cause we got him. Yeah. I've told you we pushed him over. We got that answer. He backed away so cautiously, friend.[7:00:08]   He spent his whole life backing away from that edge. Don't make any sudden movements too close to the edge. I knew I could push that motherfucker right back in that Canyon.[7:00:20]   They know about it in the chat. They're going corny people. Yeah. You seen what he's been doing? He's throwing away his whole life over me.[7:00:27]   He was like, man, back in my day, if you were being corny, we just fucked you right up, bro. That's not what we do.[7:00:33]   He's throwing everything away. And for what? A podcast?[7:00:38]   But then everyone in his comments was just like corny. I thought that meant like funny dad jokes type of guy. I like corny people.[7:00:47]   Where I come from corny means anything negative. Thank you so much for understanding. Peace brother. Peace brother. Peace sign is what I always said. Peace brother. Then the emoji peace sign and a yin yang, which is a very expensive stone.[7:01:05]   The yin yang. That's the most expensive jam I know. Jelly roll, man. I feel bad. I saw jelly roll too with Action Bronson, who I thought was huge.[7:01:16]   And Action Bronson is my first jelly roll, basically like this is Action Bronson. Hey, what's up? Everything is fucking delicious. Let me try this calzone here. When I was coming up from Queens, I had so much. Shut the fuck up.[7:01:34]   If I had a fucking, and now I know he ain't huge cause well, maybe jelly roll is even more mountainous. Jelly roll is with Action Bronson on this cooking show. Oh, you know, Action Bronson cooks now. Please kill me. Kill me with that guy.[7:01:49]   What did Big Mike say to Brooke when she said that she watched Action Bronson? Do you remember that?[7:01:57]   No, I don't remember that.[7:01:59]   Oh, come on.[7:02:00]   But Action Bronson was like, he's exactly what jelly roll is to me now. He used to be exactly what jelly roll is to me now.[7:02:08]   And a jelly roll was huge compared to Action Bronson, like double, triple the size. And he was nervous and shy.[7:02:19]   He wasn't the jelly roll that he's been portraying. He's been kicked out of ketosis. He ain't the same since my video.[7:02:28]   He said, you're a cultured little thing, aren't you?[7:02:32]   You're a cultured little thing, aren't you?[7:02:35]   Big Mike. Man. Oh, Big Mike said that, of course. I can see jelly rolls saying the same thing.[7:02:41]   Okay. Here's a friend of Big Mike, Whitney C. Cummings. Is she pregnant? What's our first time code here today with Whitney C.?[7:02:48]   Go to 138.[7:02:50]   138 an hour, 38?[7:02:53]   Oh, just one minute.[7:02:55]   Oh, one minute, 38. Look at this.[7:02:56]   Announcement out of the way.[7:02:58]   Okay. Here, I'll let it introduce.[7:03:00]   There will come a pain.[7:03:02]   We are so excited to have you. You're our dream guest.[7:03:05]   Welcome back to the canceled podcast, you guys. I'm sweating.[7:03:08]   A lot of things are happening to me, actually. We're going to get into that.[7:03:12]   But today we have the beautiful, iconic, legendary Whitney Cummings on the podcast.[7:03:17]   And I'm shitting myself.[7:03:21]   No, you didn't shit yourself. You shit in the toilet and it all got where it needed to go.[7:03:27]   Y'all, I just blew up this bathroom next door.[7:03:30]   It didn't smell like it. I mean, there was no effluvium. It was fine.[7:03:36]   It just, when I saw it in the toilet bowl.[7:03:39]   She saw my shit.[7:03:41]   Whitney Cummings just saw my shit.[7:03:44]   I just needed to stop swallowing.[7:03:46]   Imagine tennis shit.[7:03:48]   Or all to come.[7:03:50]   It was cut like there's a makeup marks as it comes out because her whole anus is make-up.[7:03:57]   It gets like makeup streaks on the way out.[7:04:00]   If you ask me, this is the next Frenemies. I mean, this combo is too good to ignore.[7:04:05]   We've all seen my favorite podcast room, right? Tim Dillon.[7:04:09]   This is a rental studio show in LA. They have podcast office buildings.[7:04:15]   They build them in the most uncreative spaces known to man.[7:04:17]   And each person gets their little cubicle podcast booth.[7:04:22]   And I think this particular podcast rental company has about 24 of these little pods.[7:04:29]   And you could go and remember we've seen Tim Dillon here many times.[7:04:33]   I'm sure you've seen people you know do podcasts out of this very room.[7:04:39]   So I was a little disappointed when I saw this because I go, is Tana going to be herself in this rented?[7:04:44]   It's very hard to be herself in the rental.[7:04:47]   We've all seen the Tim Dillon episodes where he goes to the rental unit very hard because you're around.[7:04:53]   You've got all these people around you, people you're not comfortable with.[7:04:57]   I mean, this podcast, you can't just go do this at some corporate building when you're not used to that.[7:05:03]   So we were very worried about this. However, these three are too stupid to let set in setting affect them.[7:05:12]   So we lucked out here. They're just too fucking dumb.[7:05:15]   This set does nothing. The setting does not throw them off at all. I'd be shaking.[7:05:20]   I could have listened to this for 10 more hours when it started ending. I was like, you're kidding me.[7:05:25]   Yeah, this was a great app.[7:05:27]   More LA guy cum. They're in ketosis and they're cum.[7:05:31]   If they were in ketosis, I'd be in a better place.[7:05:34]   Dude, I have this.[7:05:36]   What are the odds that they start talking ketosis there?[7:05:40]   They must have said it first to remind you.[7:05:42]   I was talking about kicking jelly roll out of ketosis, which is a show note that I wrote.[7:05:46]   I know, but what reminded you of kicking jelly roll out of ketosis?[7:05:49]   Ah, they might have. They had to have. I hope.[7:05:54]   Don't rewind.[7:05:56]   Okay. White chicks in this brook.[7:06:00]   Stay away from this brook unless you want to see giant, weird wide angle lenses of her in these crazy bikinis at the pool.[7:06:09]   It's really disgusting.[7:06:10]   No guy likes these poses.[7:06:13]   Go look for yourself. They're nuts.[7:06:16]   Allergy and it's so disgusting to say, but have you ever been with a guy who has like cheeseburger cum?[7:06:22]   And then there's coconut cum.[7:06:24]   You gotta stop dating David Dobrik. He'll do anything to promote that burger place. Jesus Christ.[7:06:30]   There was a shooting at the Dobrik. Or was that a pizza? He has a pizza place.[7:06:35]   It was just Jeff.[7:06:37]   And I'm thinking of Mike.[7:06:38]   Mike's the burger guy.[7:06:40]   She knows Big Mike.[7:06:42]   Do you think it was staged?[7:06:44]   There was a shooting at the Dobrik pizza place down the street.[7:06:47]   That I understand.[7:06:49]   It was definitely just Jeff.[7:06:51]   Here it comes.[7:06:53]   But Mike is the one that has the burger place, which is supposed to be really good.[7:06:55]   Yeah, honestly, everyone's got a fucking food place going. I almost did Tana's tacos.[7:06:59]   Yes, it's in Saudi Arabia.[7:07:01]   See how much people lie about people they know?[7:07:04]   Isn't that crazy?[7:07:06]   She goes, it's Big Mike, the guy with the burger place.[7:07:08]   One time, and then she's already going, his burger place is supposed to be really good.[7:07:13]   It's like, according to who?[7:07:16]   It's in Saudi Arabia only.[7:07:18]   And that's not even her friend that she's vouching for.[7:07:22]   Can you believe that? So Whitney, just out of nowhere, just because she knows Big Mike,[7:07:27]   goes ahead and says his burgers are supposedly really good.[7:07:32]   How would she know this?[7:07:34]   Only Logan Paul's vlog has shown anything about this burger.[7:07:38]   She's just sitting at the Dobrik pizza place down the street.[7:07:41]   That I understand.[7:07:43]   It was definitely just Jeff.[7:07:45]   But Mike is the one that has the burger place, which is supposed to be really good.[7:07:49]   Yeah, honestly, everyone's got a fucking food place going.[7:07:52]   I almost did Tana's tacos years ago, and I had all my friends try it,[7:07:56]   and for the next two days, they were puking and shitting themselves.[7:07:59]   That means it was a taco.[7:08:01]   But there were like hot Cheetos.[7:08:03]   Oh, it's coming up here.[7:08:05]   So she is in full Aunt Whitney mode.[7:08:09]   Which is how I like her the most.[7:08:11]   Every reference out of her mouth.[7:08:13]   She's studied. She's making sure it's from the Tic Tac era of references.[7:08:18]   When you see her on her show, all her references are like the shield[7:08:23]   in all these bullshit shows for adults.[7:08:26]   And then here she's like, Oh yeah, is it anything like Dixie D'Amelio, huh?[7:08:33]   She's a professional.[7:08:35]   Yeah, she's good. And she wrote these down too.[7:08:37]   She's probably got a cheat cheat.[7:08:39]   It was just not. And I was like, let's scrap this whole project.[7:08:42]   I'm going to like kill children.[7:08:44]   It's not okay.[7:08:46]   It would be awkward.[7:08:48]   Speaking of not killing children.[7:08:50]   I haven't killed yet because I spent the last month in Texas, so I couldn't.[7:08:54]   Yeah, such a trip.[7:08:56]   Thank you for saying that. You guys are being so sweet.[7:08:58]   You are pregnant.[7:09:00]   Yeah, I don't know how this happened.[7:09:01]   It happened.[7:09:03]   Oh, there it is. Whitney is pregnant.[7:09:05]   Congratulations. First of all, don't be like Mark Normand and Joe Lister.[7:09:10]   When someone gets pregnant, we bow to how amazing this is.[7:09:14]   Yeah. Remember when somebody has a baby, stop everything.[7:09:18]   It doesn't matter how stupid it is.[7:09:20]   Oh, worship them.[7:09:22]   So she is having a baby.[7:09:27]   It is true. And she's come on Tana's show to break the news.[7:09:31]   This is the first scoop.[7:09:33]   I'm convinced it's a vaccine injury.[7:09:35]   I don't know how this even happened.[7:09:37]   I got the Johnson & Johnson a year later.[7:09:39]   I got pregnant. It's a nightmare.[7:09:41]   They absolutely injected you with Johnson & Johnson's sperm.[7:09:44]   I guess it was like three years ago now.[7:09:46]   Another thing, I've lost my memory.[7:09:48]   Remember, short-term side effects were blood clots,[7:09:50]   long-term side effects, getting knocked up by someone in North Carolina.[7:09:54]   And if you think that a baby is just like a big blood clot, right?[7:09:57]   Oh my God, I'm sorry.[7:09:59]   It's inside of you. I know you're gagging.[7:10:01]   It's just this wild thing because I just was convinced I was barren or something[7:10:05]   because all the men on Reddit told me that.[7:10:07]   I had to get off Reddit. I'm on a Reddit rehab situation right now.[7:10:13]   Absolutely. I was just telling everyone that yesterday.[7:10:15]   When you do Reddit, do you have it?[7:10:18]   Wow, that's big.[7:10:20]   But do you thread Reddit so it's only the subjects you want to see?[7:10:23]   I look on certain subreddits and only the ones that talk horribly about us.[7:10:27]   Every time I go on there to just get some news or an opinion,[7:10:31]   I end up seeing a live murder.[7:10:33]   Oh my God, literally.[7:10:35]   I'm like, how is this?[7:10:37]   Do we jump ahead here?[7:10:39]   102.05.[7:10:41]   102? Say that again?[7:10:43]   One hour, two minutes.[7:10:45]   Oh wow, 102.05. Wait till you hear how she concocted this baby here.[7:10:50]   And congratulations to Ashley.[7:10:52]   You're an aunt now. You're connected to this kid.[7:10:54]   That's a money.[7:10:56]   Oops, sorry. I didn't mean that.[7:10:58]   That's a money connection for life.[7:11:00]   Okay. You make this kid love you as a relative.[7:11:04]   You're connected.[7:11:06]   The aunt's got to be taken care of.[7:11:08]   You can't have the aunt not doing well in front of the niece she loves so much.[7:11:14]   So now this is a good time.[7:11:16]   You need to be at that kid's side for the first six years of its life every day.[7:11:21]   Raising it, basically.[7:11:22]   You're basically, you dedicate your life and then-[7:11:25]   Whatever Whitney says no to, you say yes.[7:11:28]   Then it's, oh, well, your aunt can't fall on hard times.[7:11:32]   How could you do that in front of the niece?[7:11:34]   The niece would be so upset if the aunt were to be homeless.[7:11:37]   Pay up.[7:11:39]   So you need that money hose.[7:11:42]   Okay. I can teach you how to do this.[7:11:46]   And you threaten her with craziness.[7:11:48]   If she ever stops paying, you start, I'll kill myself.[7:11:53]   One of the classics. I'll kill myself then.[7:11:58]   That's what I want you doing. Okay.[7:12:00]   Cutting yourself in front of the niece.[7:12:03]   If it comes to that, I mean it to show that you're serious.[7:12:08]   If she goes, no, I'm cutting you off. I don't care.[7:12:11]   It's a boy.[7:12:13]   I had another code word, but she just says it's a boy.[7:12:15]   I think if you're an aunt, it's a niece.[7:12:18]   And then to the uncle, it's the nephew.[7:12:23]   So it has nothing to do with what gender the kid is.[7:12:27]   It's who is, so like an aunt has a niece and an uncle has a nephew.[7:12:35]   Same guy though.[7:12:37]   Just means niece and nephew basically mean the same thing now.[7:12:42]   Get it?[7:12:44]   You call someone a niece, that means my niece or a nephew.[7:12:49]   Cause I'm a nephew.[7:12:51]   It's just one word now.[7:12:54]   Denise.[7:12:56]   Look at these double D's.[7:12:58]   Disgusting tits.[7:13:00]   I usually don't comment on women's breasts,[7:13:03]   but I feel like the bra she's got pushed under there or whatever these bumps are[7:13:08]   in this color too.[7:13:10]   Beautiful lace bra. I don't want it to be lace.[7:13:13]   I want this perfectly rounded, no bumps.[7:13:16]   You like a t-shirt bra.[7:13:19]   No, I would like her to put on a nice crew neck that starts from about right here.[7:13:25]   This is all covered up because there's no need for this to be out.[7:13:29]   You look like a woman in panic after a clay class,[7:13:34]   sexual assaulted the clay class, the Potter's wheel,[7:13:39]   a sexual assault at the Potter's wheel is what I call this outfit.[7:13:43]   Just came back from being sexually assaulted at an art class to learn.[7:13:48]   You're just thinking of that because Theo said that he was going to build Brianna third.[7:13:52]   Out of clay, out of clay.[7:13:55]   You don't want your tits reminding men of clay.[7:13:59]   Okay. So, uh, clay, the mask money.[7:14:05]   Do one Oh two Oh five, one Oh two Oh five.[7:14:08]   Let's jump past cause wait till you hear how she made this kid.[7:14:10]   It's not traditional. You're not going to like this.[7:14:14]   It goes against our shared morals. One Oh two Oh five.[7:14:19]   Uh, yes. Wow. Here it comes.[7:14:22]   Yeah. I don't know. It's interesting. It is true.[7:14:27]   I just think you are going to be such a good fucking boy.[7:14:29]   The craziest part about it. Maybe I don't know. Is that right when, uh,[7:14:33]   I started dating a girl too.[7:14:36]   Right when I got pregnant, I started dating a girl too.[7:14:42]   You started dating a girl. You know how silly that is.[7:14:48]   Where'd you learn how to do that from selling sunset.[7:14:52]   What's her name? Shanice. She tell it G flip.[7:14:57]   You've seen this. What's her name? Carell.[7:15:00]   Chris shell. Chris shell. Of course. Chris shell.[7:15:03]   That giant breasted real estate agent similar to Chris shell in many years.[7:15:09]   She started dating a 26 year old.[7:15:12]   Vans, warp tour artist, G flip.[7:15:18]   And now she's just a lesbian show. She's a rich, fancy coop from LA.[7:15:24]   Who's like a 50.[7:15:27]   And as she's dating this young woman, G flip from a music genre,[7:15:32]   she never heard of and it doesn't make any sense.[7:15:36]   And now Whitney saying she was dating a girl.[7:15:38]   What? When the time she got pregnant, she was dating a girl.[7:15:43]   So what a mix up. I'm like 40.[7:15:46]   It seems like now every 40 year old woman is allowed to have a tryst with a woman at that stage in their life.[7:15:54]   It does seem like that's where the trends are headed.[7:15:58]   And it has to be a completely opposite type of chick. Like if you did it,[7:16:02]   it would have to be with like a fat black chick.[7:16:05]   Who's like full dyke.[7:16:08]   Hi, I'm here for Jules.[7:16:10]   It's fine with me.[7:16:12]   Hi, I'm here for Jules.[7:16:14]   We all got to try it.[7:16:16]   Come on in black lady.[7:16:18]   Hi, I'm a serious sensitive black woman.[7:16:21]   That's what you got to do. Okay. So listen to this. She's with a girl.[7:16:25]   Why is she? Somebody goes, you're 40. You got to grow up.[7:16:29]   You got to grow up and get a boyfriend. Right guys?[7:16:32]   I'll have to have a daughter. Yeah.[7:16:34]   And then I see like women that kind of have a little more,[7:16:36]   I'm kind of more of like, I have some masculine energy tend to have boys.[7:16:40]   I don't know. It's interesting. It is true.[7:16:42]   I just think you are going to be such a good fucking boy.[7:16:44]   The craziest part about it, maybe, I don't know,[7:16:47]   is that right when I started dating a girl too.[7:16:51]   And then I just, when I was like, I think I'm gay.[7:16:54]   And then I was like, shit, I'm pregnant.[7:16:56]   So your son is fucking fully gay.[7:16:59]   Got it.[7:17:01]   Imagine that that's the story of your birth.[7:17:03]   Your mom thought she was gay and then she got pregnant[7:17:06]   and then she realized she was also sleeping with a guy that week.[7:17:09]   The same week as being gay. Can you believe it?[7:17:12]   There's videos of all this too.[7:17:14]   And videos of your mom doing crazy shit.[7:17:18]   Enjoy.[7:17:20]   Yes, that's true.[7:17:22]   You heard it here. Whitney has now been added to the time capsule wall.[7:17:28]   Here at the studio.[7:17:30]   Remember every fool who has a kid gets a time capsule[7:17:32]   and all your worst moments get put into that capsule[7:17:36]   on three different formats in one future format[7:17:40]   that I'm sure will be the lead format for their time.[7:17:44]   And once they're 18, they open the capsule.[7:17:47]   And of course they learn all this stuff about you[7:17:49]   that you posted publicly that wasn't a problem at the time.[7:17:55]   So you've almost agreed for me to do the time capsule.[7:17:59]   Pretty much.[7:18:00]   So yes, Whitney, your son will be, it's only 18 years from now.[7:18:06]   My capsules are made from stainless steel.[7:18:11]   And I wouldn't even let a stain get at them in the first place.[7:18:14]   So imagine how clean they're going to be.[7:18:16]   They're made out of carbon fiber.[7:18:18]   Yeah, it's stronger than the submersible.[7:18:22]   I screw it in.[7:18:24]   Your kid needs to bring this to a serious[7:18:27]   tool guy to get it open.[7:18:30]   These are big nuts.[7:18:32]   Bigger than the little wrench set this gay kid's going to have.[7:18:35]   So you're going to need to take this to Home Depot[7:18:38]   and see what they could recommend.[7:18:40]   Okay, but you know what?[7:18:42]   You are me though.[7:18:44]   That would happen to me. That would just so happen to me.[7:18:46]   Having to tell the girl you're dating you're pregnant[7:18:48]   is a rough phone call.[7:18:50]   So what happened?[7:18:52]   It's, you know.[7:18:54]   So many questions.[7:18:56]   I don't have any answers.[7:18:58]   So you're just fucking around having a life?[7:19:02]   Just dicking around doing a life form.[7:19:04]   That's what she should be doing. I don't want Whitney tied down.[7:19:06]   No, I mean making a life.[7:19:08]   She's making a life just out of boredom.[7:19:10]   It's like she's just dicking around.[7:19:13]   She doesn't even know who the baby, who's the father.[7:19:15]   And it doesn't even matter in her world.[7:19:17]   She knows.[7:19:22]   Sounds like not going to be very good for this kid.[7:19:25]   This is basically how Tim Dylan's mom started Tim.[7:19:29]   So the guy that, your baby daddy.[7:19:32]   You guys were not exclusive.[7:19:34]   He loves Star Wars. We call him Lord Vader.[7:19:36]   Lord Vader. And were you guys?[7:19:39]   We were, my mom had just died.[7:19:41]   A lot was going on. I didn't know him that well.[7:19:43]   So I was like this whole thing of we just met, we're together.[7:19:46]   Like I was like I can't do that anymore.[7:19:48]   Like I can't overdose on people anymore.[7:19:50]   I know how that ends.[7:19:52]   Let's just pace this out even if you are the guy.[7:19:54]   So you're kind of dating other people.[7:19:56]   This whole thing where you're like exclusive right away.[7:19:57]   The whole thing is if you meet someone that you are obsessed with.[7:20:00]   You're like keep dating other people.[7:20:02]   Just keep doing it even if it's just like a practice.[7:20:04]   We were just saying that.[7:20:06]   Keep it open. You never know.[7:20:08]   Don't hurt anybody. Don't sleep with anyone.[7:20:10]   Just for no reason or whatever.[7:20:12]   Just keep texting other people.[7:20:14]   Just like take the pressure off.[7:20:16]   Have something to compare it to.[7:20:18]   Don't put all your eggs in one.[7:20:20]   So I was just kind of like I really like you.[7:20:22]   I also have a crush on this other person.[7:20:24]   I'm not ready to make a decision yet.[7:20:25]   I'm big on you like I don't know yet.[7:20:27]   Are you still going to date the girl?[7:20:29]   No I don't think so.[7:20:31]   I don't think so.[7:20:33]   You know I'd be the type of girl to date a pregnant woman.[7:20:35]   Honestly what are you doing later?[7:20:37]   The dating women it's a lot of boys memos.[7:20:40]   I think the girl was Kill Tony's Aphrodite.[7:20:43]   That's what I'm hearing.[7:20:45]   I want to know who the girl is.[7:20:47]   Hi Whitney![7:20:49]   I'm lip smacking ready to be a mama with you.[7:20:53]   Who is it? I want to know.[7:20:55]   Who is the husband though?[7:20:57]   It's some guy she said I barely knew him so like we broke up right away.[7:21:02]   And then I started dating this chick and then it's like oh I'm having that other guys.[7:21:05]   I think she was like seeing them both at the same time was what she was trying to say.[7:21:10]   And then she had to break it off with the girl because she got pregnant with the guy.[7:21:13]   That's how I read it.[7:21:15]   Let's hear some more.[7:21:17]   So many voice memos.[7:21:19]   If it stops you have to go all the way back to the beginning.[7:21:22]   Until they fix that I can't date women.[7:21:23]   They did. They just fixed it.[7:21:26]   Can you un-send a text yet? Until you can un-send a text I can't date women.[7:21:30]   You can? Really?[7:21:32]   But it says someone un-sent the text.[7:21:34]   I need all these updates.[7:21:36]   That's even worse than the text.[7:21:38]   I have such a fear of changing if I want to update my phone.[7:21:41]   Like I have none of these updates.[7:21:43]   Look at Whitney.[7:21:45]   I love it you're still just saying ducking out there.[7:21:47]   Yeah absolutely.[7:21:49]   Tech Joey.[7:21:51]   He wrote that.[7:21:53]   If you want to update things do go a little sideways.[7:21:55]   I think that's the end of that part.[7:21:57]   So this is Whitney Unstead.[7:21:59]   So can we talk about ducking the autocorrect of fucking on Apple?[7:22:04]   What is with that?[7:22:06]   See I know about tech.[7:22:09]   That's horrendous that she has that in her repertoire.[7:22:14]   Ducking material.[7:22:17]   You want to see a bonus clip of Tana being based?[7:22:20]   Yeah let's see.[7:22:21]   112.[7:22:23]   112.[7:22:25]   Here it comes. 112.[7:22:28]   Smoochie just shit out everywhere.[7:22:30]   Can you help me figure it out please?[7:22:32]   You'll train it. You're nuts.[7:22:37]   You're nuts. Some people shouldn't be parents.[7:22:39]   I think it'll be my good prep for a kid like one day.[7:22:41]   And when I have the time when I'm home like we're about to go on tour.[7:22:44]   All that type of shit.[7:22:46]   I wanted to talk to you so much about.[7:22:48]   Can we extend here like an Airbnb?[7:22:50]   Like an Airbnb.[7:22:52]   A personal space.[7:22:54]   See and imagine it's the dog pages.[7:22:56]   The money person.[7:22:58]   Like we have to rent this place out.[7:23:00]   I have such bad misopho- I know I'm like my 80's.[7:23:03]   I'm in a misophonia support group on Facebook.[7:23:05]   Really?[7:23:07]   So you have misophonia?[7:23:09]   Yeah well I have like certain random triggers.[7:23:11]   Like some things don't bother me but like.[7:23:13]   It's wild that your own nails don't bother you.[7:23:15]   I know well that's why I did that.[7:23:17]   We went to a comedy show recently and I swear to God this girl was like the whole time.[7:23:22]   It was the misophonia acting up.[7:23:24]   No.[7:23:26]   What comedy show were you texting during?[7:23:28]   All of them.[7:23:30]   Go to a funnier show.[7:23:32]   Paulie Shore was on stage and I was like you know what I'm gonna text my fucking manager back right now.[7:23:37]   Not funny Paulie Shore.[7:23:40]   This is pretty interesting.[7:23:42]   So Tana says she was at the comedy store seeing Paulie Shore and that they just when a comic's bad they just start texting.[7:23:49]   Whitney don't like that.[7:23:50]   Whitney don't like that.[7:23:52]   Let's see how they get out of this one.[7:23:54]   Texting during.[7:23:56]   All of them.[7:23:58]   Go to a funnier show.[7:24:00]   Paulie Shore was on stage and I was like you know what I'm gonna text my fucking manager back right now.[7:24:04]   Like come on.[7:24:06]   He was funny.[7:24:08]   He was not.[7:24:10]   Okay he's an icon.[7:24:12]   But if you didn't know him from him being super.[7:24:14]   Oh so she's got a stick up for her career.[7:24:15]   It's a comedy story.[7:24:17]   That's Mitzi Shore's son Paulie.[7:24:19]   So like um he's actually really funny.[7:24:22]   But yeah I see what you mean.[7:24:24]   But.[7:24:26]   Okay let me think.[7:24:28]   Let me read word this.[7:24:30]   He's was good a long time.[7:24:32]   No he's.[7:24:35]   I see what you're saying.[7:24:37]   Look at her.[7:24:39]   Let's see how she digs herself out of this.[7:24:41]   Okay.[7:24:42]   He's an icon.[7:24:44]   He's an icon.[7:24:46]   But if you didn't know him from him being super famous.[7:24:48]   Like I can.[7:24:50]   No no no he's totally an icon.[7:24:52]   She doesn't know if he was funny or not because she was texting the whole time.[7:24:54]   Oh wow.[7:24:56]   No there was just a couple there was just a couple jokes.[7:24:58]   Where were you at the comedy store?[7:25:00]   Where were we?[7:25:02]   Why don't you text me and ask me were you seeing a friend?[7:25:04]   We were at the store.[7:25:06]   We ended up seeing Andrew Santino.[7:25:08]   Is that his name?[7:25:10]   He's my buddy.[7:25:12]   We ended up until that night and he was so fucking funny.[7:25:14]   He was incredible.[7:25:16]   Do you know that.[7:25:18]   Should we just break this story now?[7:25:20]   Yeah like we.[7:25:22]   We went with this.[7:25:24]   Yeah very based Tana.[7:25:26]   Stickin it to Whitney.[7:25:28]   Right?[7:25:30]   Was that it for Whitney C. Cummings and her lesbian baby?[7:25:32]   Who will the mother or father be?[7:25:34]   Did you want the Joe List clip since it's pregnancy hours?[7:25:37]   No we could save that one.[7:25:39]   Let's take a break and we'll come right back here.[7:25:40]   Perfect.[7:25:42]   We'll see you in seconds okay?[7:25:44]   Don't touch anything.[7:25:46]   Don't go anywhere.[7:25:48]   We'll be right back.[7:26:27]   We'll be right back.[7:27:15]   We'll be right back.[7:27:50]   We'll be right back.[7:28:21]   We'll be right back.[7:29:23]   You can fade that out.[7:29:38]   Fade that out dear.[7:29:40]   Fade that out.[7:29:42]   Oh wait wait wait.[7:29:44]   No dear.[7:29:46]   Fade that out.[7:29:53]   Yeah.[7:30:02]   Alright you can fade that out dear.[7:30:04]   You can fade that out dear.[7:30:06]   Yeah yeah yeah.[7:30:08]   There you go dear.[7:30:12]   Thank you.[7:30:14]   Cheers.[7:30:16]   Please don't try to find me through my dealer.[7:30:40]   He won't pick up his fund.[7:30:47]   Please don't try my father either.[7:30:55]   He ain't been home for years.[7:31:03]   I know I'm no spirit seeker.[7:31:10]   I can't sleep through the tears.[7:31:17]   I get lost in the ether.[7:31:24]   I check it.[7:31:25]   I wreck it.[7:31:26]   I turn it around.[7:31:28]   I gave you all my money.[7:31:29]   Gave you all my money.[7:31:31]   Gave you all my money.[7:31:32]   Gave you all my money.[7:31:34]   I don't wanna live.[7:31:41]   I don't wanna give you nothing.[7:31:48]   Cause you never gave me nothing back.[7:31:56]   Why can't you be good for something?[7:32:02]   Not one shirt off your back.[7:32:08]   Can you be good for something?[7:32:16]   Not one shirt off your...[7:32:19]   Please don't try to find me through my dealer.[7:32:31]   He won't pick up his fund.[7:32:38]   Please don't try my doctor either.[7:32:46]   He won't take any calls.[7:32:54]   He's no fucking spirit healer.[7:33:01]   He just can't stop to talk.[7:33:08]   But he's gone out for the weekend.[7:33:15]   I check it.[7:33:16]   I wreck it.[7:33:17]   I'll explain.[7:33:19]   I gave you all my money.[7:33:20]   Gave you all my money.[7:33:21]   Gave you all my money.[7:33:23]   Gave you all my money.[7:33:25]   I don't wanna live.[7:33:32]   I don't wanna give you nothing.[7:33:40]   Cause you never gave me nothing back.[7:33:46]   Why can't you be good for something?[7:33:53]   Not one shirt off your back.[7:34:01]   Why can't you be good for something?[7:34:07]   Not one shirt off your...[7:34:10]   Please don't try to find me through my dealer.[7:34:21]   Cause now you've got a busy tone.[7:34:26]   So busy.[7:34:28]   Goodbye.[7:34:29]   All circuits are busy.[7:34:31]   You're high.[7:34:32]   All circuits are busy.[7:34:35]   Goodbye.[7:34:36]   All circuits are busy.[7:34:38]   You're high.