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episode: RED BAR RADIO S20 E33

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[0:00:00]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:30]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:01:01]   And now you're under my control.[0:01:03]   ["Makes Your Day"][0:01:07]   Why did you make your day?[0:01:09]   You weren't doing anything![0:01:11]   Keep reaching the world with stars in the sun.[0:01:15]   Why did you make your day?[0:01:18]   Because what you'd like to do takes you along.[0:01:23]   Life makes your day.[0:01:28]   Hey, stop![0:01:32]   Hey, stop![0:01:34]   Welcome to Red Bar, everybody![0:01:36]   We're here![0:01:38]   Ha-va-ha-ya-ha-va-ya-ya![0:01:42]   Oh yeah, this is my opening bid here today.[0:01:44]   Who am I?[0:01:48]   My grandma handing me coffee.[0:01:50]   Here you go, Michael.[0:01:52]   Here you go.[0:01:55]   Let's try it.[0:02:00]   Welcome to Red Bar. Hi, everybody.[0:02:02]   I heard Instagram's down, so we might be missing a few people here today.[0:02:07]   Nobody knows we're even live.[0:02:09]   That's okay. Cut to this close-up here of my coffee.[0:02:14]   This is what it looked like. Look at that.[0:02:16]   Little alien face there, right?[0:02:18]   Oh my god.[0:02:21]   The comedy mothership coffee.[0:02:23]   What is going on here today?[0:02:25]   We've had a hell of a day here.[0:02:27]   So Instagram's down. This could be a bad day for everybody out there.[0:02:30]   Instagram's down and then we came in here and our AC was blown out.[0:02:36]   I didn't know.[0:02:38]   So we got two ACs. We got a front office AC and then we got the back AC here,[0:02:42]   which we obviously can't have on during the show.[0:02:45]   It's too loud. Too loud.[0:02:47]   You hear that little buzzing now?[0:02:49]   No, don't mention it.[0:02:51]   You could hear that?[0:02:52]   No.[0:02:53]   We got a little buzzing.[0:02:54]   So last night I said, okay, it's getting very hot here in the desert.[0:03:00]   So I said what I'm going to do is we're going to keep the front room very cold[0:03:06]   and then we got a series of fans that kind of blows in the air very gently and quietly[0:03:11]   from the front room into here.[0:03:13]   So when we left last night, I set the thermostat to 55.[0:03:20]   I can't believe you did that.[0:03:22]   I go, well, I know the home one doesn't do shit at 55, but this keeps going.[0:03:25]   I got a nest. I was scrolling.[0:03:27]   This thing goes down to 30, I think.[0:03:29]   You can't do that.[0:03:30]   So I set it to 55. It blew up the AC.[0:03:33]   So we came in this morning.[0:03:35]   It was very hot and humid in here today.[0:03:39]   So I've set up. Wait till you see this thing that I set up here.[0:03:42]   A listener of ours put me in touch with a company.[0:03:47]   A very cheap Instagram type company called Icy Breeze.[0:03:52]   Have you seen Icy Breeze?[0:03:54]   Hold on.[0:03:56]   I literally brought this in just to do this for two seconds.[0:04:00]   Here you go, Michael. Here you go.[0:04:03]   The Icy Breeze is a cooler you filled with ice and it's got a fan in it[0:04:07]   and it blows cold air for a series of hours.[0:04:11]   So we got that thinking we were going to hide it here in the studio[0:04:14]   and then I could have a pipe coming in to cool me off down here.[0:04:17]   I got to keep cool.[0:04:19]   And it's very loud.[0:04:21]   So the listener who suggested this to me, I think he told me this thing is silent.[0:04:25]   This is what it sounds like.[0:04:27]   So I've got that in the other room.[0:04:29]   We've got it tucked away and I've got a pipe from that coming into a fan.[0:04:33]   That's blowing air down the hallway.[0:04:35]   And then another fan receives that air and blows it on me.[0:04:40]   That's what we were setting up.[0:04:42]   That's why we're a little late here today.[0:04:44]   Other than that, I'm in a great mood.[0:04:47]   Thank God for that Icy Breeze.[0:04:50]   I was so mad when we turned it on and it was loud.[0:04:53]   It ended up coming in handy.[0:04:55]   Now I'm hearing a little weird beep.[0:04:57]   I think some interference from some cables.[0:04:59]   We were in cabling hell this week.[0:05:01]   We redid the entire camera section.[0:05:05]   See this?[0:05:07]   So we've got all the cords are gone.[0:05:09]   We did this all nice.[0:05:11]   When we set this studio up, it was during COVID.[0:05:14]   People don't know this.[0:05:16]   We set this up mostly during COVID.[0:05:18]   So it was very hard to get all the stuff we needed.[0:05:21]   We had to rush to do a lot of stuff.[0:05:23]   And really half the studio, the side that's across from me was just cords.[0:05:28]   Cords everywhere.[0:05:30]   Cables and cords.[0:05:31]   So I spent this week doing a little project.[0:05:33]   I got organized.[0:05:35]   I got on my back.[0:05:37]   When I first set this place up, I used those 3M sticky things to hold the cords.[0:05:42]   It's a little clip.[0:05:44]   Sticks on.[0:05:45]   I spent about three weeks sticking cords onto bottoms of desks, into walls, into baseboards.[0:05:53]   After four months, all that stuff just peeled off and fell.[0:05:57]   So imagine you see three weeks of cord progress.[0:06:01]   It all fell apart.[0:06:03]   I finally got under there with the little screwdriver, the electric drill.[0:06:07]   And I did it the right way where you drill in the little clips.[0:06:10]   And it's got cable ties.[0:06:12]   It's beautiful. You should have seen the job I did.[0:06:14]   And I'm really proud, Jules, that we continue to do all this stuff ourselves.[0:06:23]   Tim Dillon just comes in.[0:06:25]   Tim Dillon, the big pig, he comes in.[0:06:27]   Everybody's doing things for you.[0:06:29]   I don't think that's a good way to do it.[0:06:31]   But it's going to come across as loving as Red Bar does.[0:06:36]   Alright, I think I need a drink.[0:06:38]   It was just a little shake up here this morning.[0:06:40]   Just an AC problem.[0:06:42]   Just an AC problem, but then Instagram's down.[0:06:45]   You know, and then stuff feels off.[0:06:48]   You know, so it gets me very upset.[0:06:50]   Let's have that first drink.[0:06:51]   Get me some of that good Chinese music.[0:06:54]   Wait till you hear this Chinese group that I found.[0:06:57]   And then welcome.[0:06:59]   Welcome to the Scars Club.[0:07:01]   Another episode of Red Bar.[0:07:03]   You're going to have a great time.[0:07:04]   Let's have that first drink.[0:07:06]   This is my favorite music now.[0:07:15]   Is this the song I like?[0:07:17]   Yeah.[0:07:18]   Let's see.[0:07:19]   Let's have a couple, guys.[0:07:20]   Drink a lot with us.[0:07:21]   Cheers.[0:07:22]   Welcome to the show.[0:07:27]   Ooh.[0:07:31]   These are good.[0:07:32]   These are good.[0:07:33]   Tap some more.[0:07:37]   One, two, three.[0:07:40]   Welcome to Red Bar.[0:07:42]   Cheers.[0:07:46]   Whoo![0:07:49]   Whoo![0:07:51]   Have one with me.[0:07:53]   Don't have three like I'm having.[0:07:55]   Two wide.[0:07:59]   How awesome is this?[0:08:03]   Look at me.[0:08:04]   Look at you now.[0:08:05]   Look at me.[0:08:06]   Cheers.[0:08:10]   Whoo![0:08:12]   All right.[0:08:13]   Welcome to Red Bar, everybody.[0:08:14]   Brian Red Band's girlfriend.[0:08:16]   So do you think Brian Red Band jacks off to this black pink?[0:08:20]   Yes.[0:08:21]   Do you think Brian Red,[0:08:22]   do you think Ethan Klein, Brian Red Band,[0:08:24]   these secret Asian homo people,[0:08:27]   they jack off to like black pink?[0:08:30]   Which we saw black pink.[0:08:32]   We were on MDMA with the black pink during Coachella.[0:08:37]   On the street.[0:08:38]   So now.[0:08:39]   Now I didn't realize.[0:08:40]   Now we're in love with that.[0:08:45]   It stuck with us, didn't it?[0:08:47]   If you listen to music while you're on MDMA,[0:08:50]   it holds a special place in your heart forever.[0:08:53]   It changes you.[0:08:54]   That's probably why we like Big Sean.[0:09:02]   We'll get started.[0:09:03]   We'll get started.[0:09:04]   I talked to Red Band this week.[0:09:06]   Red Band's doing me a huge solid.[0:09:08]   This is so exciting.[0:09:09]   I was watching Kill Tony and I noticed that,[0:09:14]   first of all, most of the people going up now are doormen.[0:09:18]   They love doormen because of the Comedy Store.[0:09:21]   Mitzi Shore had doormen.[0:09:23]   Oh, I love the history of the Comedy Store.[0:09:27]   Surely all of you know the history of the Comedy Store,[0:09:30]   front to back now.[0:09:31]   You know who else knows?[0:09:33]   Every single person.[0:09:34]   It's very strange.[0:09:35]   You turn on like Barstool Sports[0:09:37]   and the guys talking sports,[0:09:39]   they know the whole history of the Comedy Store,[0:09:41]   Mitzi Shore, the doormen.[0:09:43]   I'm getting real sick of hearing these stories[0:09:46]   about Mitzi Shore, the doormen, the comedy mothership.[0:09:50]   We're going to talk about how sickening it's getting.[0:09:53]   Has anybody noticed that the pleasantries are a bit too much?[0:10:00]   I'll get into that later with Jelly Roll.[0:10:03]   Wait till you meet Jelly Roll, the musician.[0:10:07]   Wait till you meet him.[0:10:09]   Wait till you see my next big enemy.[0:10:12]   Now the chat this week and last week is absolutely overrun[0:10:16]   with questions about your bandage.[0:10:18]   Are you ever going to answer that?[0:10:20]   Why don't you zoom in on here?[0:10:22]   Zoom in on here.[0:10:23]   Can you see?[0:10:25]   Oh, that's a secret.[0:10:26]   That's a secret.[0:10:27]   Now they're going to have to figure that one out.[0:10:29]   In the forums, in the back rooms.[0:10:32]   All right.[0:10:33]   I'm hearing a little crazy.[0:10:34]   Is that coming from your mic?[0:10:35]   Let me just see.[0:10:36]   Hi, everybody.[0:10:37]   Hey.[0:10:38]   Hey, everybody.[0:10:39]   Hi.[0:10:40]   Hi.[0:10:41]   How are you?[0:10:42]   Hi.[0:10:43]   Hi.[0:10:44]   We have some interference with your mic and it does a little...[0:10:45]   It's a high F.[0:10:47]   It's OK.[0:10:48]   I could get used to it.[0:10:49]   I could get used to it.[0:10:50]   I don't really hear it, so it must not be that bad.[0:10:51]   Cool.[0:10:52]   Cool.[0:10:53]   Cool.[0:10:54]   I'll try not to talk too much.[0:10:55]   So I spoke with Brian Redband.[0:10:56]   I noticed that a lot of the people at the Comedy Mothership have a really cool, cool t-shirt.[0:11:01]   It's a black t-shirt and on the left chest it says, Comedy Mothership.[0:11:05]   I said, man, I've got to get my hands on one of those t-shirts.[0:11:09]   It's a t-shirt collector.[0:11:10]   I don't know if you know this, I own merch from every person we've ever picked on on[0:11:15]   the show in hopes to one day finally open the real Red Bar Fools Museum.[0:11:23]   My goal for this show, and you know, getting closer to this goal, we want to open up a[0:11:28]   public space where all the listeners can come by and watch us behind glass.[0:11:34]   You know, they can come in and there's a gift shop, they go through the gift shop, but then[0:11:37]   we have the Red Bar Fools Museum and it's pieces from history, all your favorite pieces,[0:11:43]   you know, Josh Denny signed CD's, Michael Ray Bower trading cards, all the stuff from[0:11:49]   Fools from the years past.[0:11:52]   I think that would be very nice, people could come by, you know, we'll have little openings[0:11:56]   every once in a while and people could come by.[0:11:58]   So that's my goal and I'm trying to get this t-shirt, the Comedy Mothership t-shirt.[0:12:03]   So I go online, of course Joe's not selling them, you know.[0:12:08]   So I email Red Band and, you know, we were deciding, hey, my email is back and forth[0:12:14]   with Red Band, could this be a, is he just messing with us, you know, because we're very[0:12:19]   cruel to him and his friends.[0:12:21]   A lot of his friends have said on paper that they want, you know, to kill us.[0:12:27]   Andrew Santino wants to come to Chicago and kill him.[0:12:31]   That's what Red Band said.[0:12:32]   Oh, Andrew Santino wants to hop on a bus and go to Chicago, come on.[0:12:36]   Joey Diaz, of course, who I think he apologized to me this week, we've got some video of Joey[0:12:41]   Diaz possibly apologizing to me this week.[0:12:45]   But I go, you know what, maybe these back and forth with Red Bands, maybe they're just[0:12:48]   a bunch of bull, you know, I got warned by that guy, he goes, Mike, be careful, Red Band[0:12:52]   set me up.[0:12:53]   Oh, yeah.[0:12:54]   You can't even shut up a mike stand.[0:12:57]   It's very close.[0:12:58]   You're lucky I got that joke out.[0:13:01]   You're lucky I got that joke out.[0:13:03]   We had six right.[0:13:04]   You know who wrote that joke for me?[0:13:05]   Zach Amico.[0:13:07]   Yeah, I hired Jack Amico and Kim Congdon to write for us.[0:13:11]   They're sitting in the other room, burning up.[0:13:13]   What's going on people in the chat, what?[0:13:16]   They want to know if we can have Bill Maher's chairs for the museum.[0:13:20]   That would be wonderful.[0:13:21]   Wouldn't that be nice, those big 90s, you know, who's got chairs like that?[0:13:25]   Sebastian Maniscalco.[0:13:28]   My wife picked out the chairs, why?[0:13:32]   So I emailed Red Band, I said, Hey, buddy.[0:13:35]   I said it nicer than that.[0:13:37]   I said, you know, it would I would be I'm looking for one of these comedy mothership[0:13:42]   shirts.[0:13:44]   Is there any chance you could help me out?[0:13:45]   I'll return the favor times 10 he goes, I think they're sold out, but I'm gonna look[0:13:51]   for you.[0:13:52]   What size are you?[0:13:53]   I said large.[0:13:57]   So I might be getting a comedy mothership shirt sent to me by Red Band and then what[0:14:01]   am I going to do with the shirt?[0:14:03]   Well, I am going to use it to sneak in my own staff because it's just a staff shirt.[0:14:10]   They're not selling these shirts.[0:14:12]   The only people who have them are the staff.[0:14:14]   We're going to infiltrate staff.[0:14:16]   Burn that place to the ground with everyone locked in.[0:14:21]   It's a joke.[0:14:22]   It's a joke.[0:14:23]   If any of that fire happens, I'm getting very sick of this comedy mothership to us.[0:14:28]   So I prefer Joe just talking about COVID.[0:14:31]   Remember how it was getting so bad where he's just talking about COVID every day for years?[0:14:36]   Remember when he had that red room?[0:14:38]   Remember when he joined?[0:14:40]   He joined Spotify, felt super guilty about what he's done and all the deleted episodes[0:14:45]   and taking the cash.[0:14:47]   Then he built the red room.[0:14:49]   Remember the red tube?[0:14:51]   Everybody hated it.[0:14:53]   They mocked him.[0:14:54]   This was the first time in his life he was so heavily mocked by the ones who loved him[0:14:57]   most and he did feel like a failure.[0:15:00]   He had shit mad face for months.[0:15:03]   Remember this?[0:15:05]   And he took the Spotify, deleted all those episodes, which he still never really squared[0:15:10]   up with us on the deleted episodes.[0:15:12]   I mean hundreds and hundreds of episodes wiped out, including the episode where Joey Diaz[0:15:18]   admits to a me too, we're going to dig that up today, but he never had to come clean.[0:15:23]   He never had to square up with us over the deleted episodes.[0:15:27]   He got away with it and now we're entering this era where Joe thinks he's landed on his[0:15:32]   feet again.[0:15:33]   I don't want him on his feet with this comedy mothership.[0:15:37]   You know, he was worried about this Austin move and he's still worried.[0:15:41]   And now it kind of looks like you got 20 guys in Austin all telling themselves how great[0:15:48]   it is to kind of convince themselves that they made the right move.[0:15:54]   I ain't buying it.[0:15:55]   And I don't think that renovated movie theater is anything good.[0:16:01]   I've got proof.[0:16:02]   I've got evidence and I've got plans.[0:16:05]   Those plans will be revealed throughout today's epic.[0:16:10]   It's a scars club episode and thank you for joining us today.[0:16:13]   If you're not a scars club member, please consider joining.[0:16:18]   Remember we're saving up for the fools museum.[0:16:21]   You know, talk is cheap.[0:16:22]   Jules.[0:16:23]   Have you ever heard this talk is cheap.[0:16:25]   That's why I think that you should invest a lot of money into these shows.[0:16:32]   You see all these other shows, they spend no money.[0:16:35]   They spend no dimes on these shows.[0:16:37]   You should really see how little they spend compared to how much they make.[0:16:41]   I was even watching Tana Mongo, Tana Mojo.[0:16:46]   I hate doing that.[0:16:47]   I hate screwing up her name, but I actually, that, that was, yeah, that was, I hate it.[0:16:52]   Come on.[0:16:53]   Tana Mojo.[0:16:54]   Tana Mojo.[0:16:55]   It is tough.[0:16:56]   It is tough.[0:16:57]   They got you screwed up.[0:16:58]   So, um, you know, I was watching her show the other day.[0:17:02]   The audio was completely out of sync because they made one of these sneaky edits.[0:17:06]   You know, that's the best.[0:17:07]   When a podcast edits something out later and re uploads, but they're trying to do it[0:17:13]   super fast.[0:17:14]   So they screw up the sync of the audio cause they're doing all their cameras and audio[0:17:17]   all the wrong way.[0:17:18]   It was so off.[0:17:19]   In fact, I started to kind of view it as almost like a memento type, Christopher Nolan movie.[0:17:24]   You're like supposed to see the video first and then you hear that.[0:17:28]   Yes.[0:17:29]   Isn't that a cool idea?[0:17:30]   They shouldn't make a movie like that.[0:17:31]   They should make a movie where it's completely out of sync.[0:17:35]   So you're not seeing.[0:17:36]   Okay.[0:17:37]   People got to put in a little bit of money, make it nice.[0:17:40]   You know, you're making so much money.[0:17:42]   How much money do you need to make before you could put it back into your product?[0:17:46]   So here at red bar, we're putting in too much.[0:17:49]   You should see the write-offs almost everything.[0:17:53]   So um, I've got some exciting news here and I don't think anybody's talking about this.[0:17:59]   You know, this is kind of a inside opening here.[0:18:01]   No areas.[0:18:02]   Pre-opening for the Insite Guys in the Scarce Club.[0:18:06]   But I think, listen to this guys, listen, hey, listen.[0:18:12]   I think today is the last episode of season 20.[0:18:18]   Oh, oh, May 29th.[0:18:22]   It will be a year since even season 20 starts.[0:18:26]   So this could be the last, isn't that what we got to do?[0:18:28]   We got to start season 21 now, right?[0:18:30]   Do we do that?[0:18:31]   Do we start every year?[0:18:32]   I think every year it used to be around 9-11, but now I think, yeah, just a year's time.[0:18:39]   Once a year's time passes, there's a new season.[0:18:42]   So I think this is the last episode of season 20 and I think season 21 starts nine days[0:18:51]   from now.[0:18:52]   What should the theme of season 21 be?[0:18:54]   This is crazy.[0:18:55]   I don't know.[0:18:56]   I don't know.[0:18:57]   Season 21 is the year where we're allowed to drink, okay?[0:19:02]   So it could be something to do with maybe being allowed to have one drink or two.[0:19:08]   I got to get this coffee away from me.[0:19:09]   This is actually ice cold, coca mocha, like a taco.[0:19:13]   I just got a new espresso maker, everybody at the house.[0:19:16]   Not going to tell you what kind.[0:19:20]   Never talk about value or cash on these shows.[0:19:24]   Never, never, never.[0:19:26]   I learned a lot from watching other podcasts.[0:19:29]   Never tell people what you bought because they were either going to think basically[0:19:33]   Gila Klein and your Gila Klein.[0:19:35]   They're going to think it's either too expensive or too shitty, but I got a nice espresso maker.[0:19:40]   Guess what I got into and it's really helping me cappuccinos.[0:19:46]   I make an oat milk cappuccino every morning.[0:19:48]   I'm like this.[0:19:50]   I feel more alive than I've ever felt.[0:19:53]   So I want to celebrate this last episode.[0:19:55]   We've planned nothing for this last episode of the season.[0:19:58]   We didn't even realize that until today.[0:20:00]   We didn't realize it until today.[0:20:02]   There's no new graphics.[0:20:03]   There's no congratulatory song.[0:20:06]   There's no let's go back through the past and see all the great moments.[0:20:09]   I think we're more season premiere guys than season finale guys.[0:20:12]   I don't say that because I'm not coming up with no season premiere for next week.[0:20:18]   I'll tell you this though.[0:20:20]   I'm very proud of myself for transforming from a guy that was nearly dead to this hunk[0:20:28]   you see today.[0:20:29]   Thank you.[0:20:30]   And thank you for everybody who stuck with us throughout thick and thin and all the trials[0:20:38]   and tribulations.[0:20:39]   And now it's season 21, which could possibly be the best season of Redwood.[0:20:47]   This is where you start seeing things really come together.[0:20:49]   Like I said, I just got all these cords fixed up.[0:20:53]   And by the way, you have no idea how big of an event that was and how nice it is now.[0:21:00]   I wish you could see.[0:21:01]   I wish you could see the work.[0:21:03]   Maybe for the season premiere, we'll have all the guys over for a little...[0:21:06]   Yeah, maybe would you guys all like to come over for season 21?[0:21:09]   Guess I forgot to laugh.[0:21:12]   Okay.[0:21:13]   Yo, if I see you, I'm gonna crack your jaw.[0:21:16]   The sound boards all weird today.[0:21:18]   We're gonna have an excellent show to celebrate the final episode of season 20.[0:21:22]   You're here.[0:21:23]   Thank you for being Scars Club.[0:21:25]   Let's triple those memberships this year.[0:21:29]   I'm telling you, I'm ready to spend.[0:21:31]   I'm ready to spend.[0:21:34]   I feel like Michael J. Fox when he finally came back with his first series after having[0:21:39]   Parkinson's.[0:21:40]   He's ready.[0:21:42]   I'll never forget that there was a billboard in LA.[0:21:46]   My brother came up with this and we were driving by and Michael J. Fox was back after 10 years[0:21:50]   of being gone.[0:21:51]   We just heard he had Parkinson's and he goes, Oh, look, he's ready.[0:21:56]   He's ready.[0:21:57]   So I am ready.[0:21:58]   This is going to be a great season.[0:21:59]   Thank you guys.[0:22:00]   Season 20 was more of like a practice.[0:22:02]   Practice run.[0:22:03]   Yes.[0:22:04]   This is going to be the real season.[0:22:05]   Wait till you see season 24.[0:22:07]   That's going to be all 24 themed this show.[0:22:12]   So this is going to rule.[0:22:14]   Today is going to rock.[0:22:15]   We've got so much good stuff.[0:22:17]   I've got a new guy that I want to pick on.[0:22:18]   His name is Jelly Roll.[0:22:20]   Wait till you see this guy.[0:22:22]   And I think this is going to be a guy who gets very mad at me.[0:22:26]   Aren't those the best guys?[0:22:27]   The guys that that want to ring my neck.[0:22:30]   Okay.[0:22:31]   So let's why don't we get into our show?[0:22:32]   Why don't we do a little rise here?[0:22:33]   Huh?[0:22:34]   Yes.[0:22:35]   And I've got a great brand new music video for us to watch while we get lit.[0:22:39]   Yes.[0:22:40]   I cannot wait to see that music video.[0:22:41]   We'll probably do that after this rise.[0:22:43]   So let's do that.[0:22:44]   We're going to do a little rise here and we'll hit it.[0:22:48]   Okay.[0:22:49]   One, two, three, go.[0:22:54]   Rise my friend.[0:22:55]   Rise and shine.[0:22:56]   Rise.[0:22:57]   Tell me when to stop.[0:22:58]   That's it.[0:22:59]   Rise.[0:23:00]   Rise.[0:23:01]   I know.[0:23:02]   I get it.[0:23:03]   Rise.[0:23:04]   Rise.[0:23:05]   Rise.[0:23:06]   Rise.[0:23:07]   I know I got it.[0:23:14]   There we are all our TV is out for those audio listeners.[0:23:21]   Isn't that cool?[0:23:22]   Oh, I got a new monitor here today too.[0:23:25]   I got a matte TV monitor to match this one here.[0:23:28]   So when I look at myself, there's no glare anymore.[0:23:30]   I used to have the glare or the sign from the desk right in my eyes here.[0:23:35]   I got this beautiful monitor here now.[0:23:36]   How are you looking to yourself today?[0:23:40]   Not the best.[0:23:41]   I got a new haircut.[0:23:43]   Remember I was praising this woman who gave me the haircut.[0:23:46]   This Mexican woman.[0:23:47]   She's like the leader of the Latin Kings.[0:23:50]   You know, if she only knew the trouble I got in at that weed store one time.[0:23:56]   Remember I was at that weed store and this Mexican guy was being a loud mouth Jew and[0:24:00]   this Mexican guy goes, you know where you are homes?[0:24:04]   You're not from around here.[0:24:05]   Where are you?[0:24:06]   Oh yeah.[0:24:07]   I'm from around here.[0:24:08]   You're from California.[0:24:09]   Are you?[0:24:10]   Why?[0:24:11]   Because I'm white.[0:24:15]   You're not from around here.[0:24:16]   Actually Mexicans.[0:24:19]   Imagine that in America, Mexican goes, you're not from around here.[0:24:22]   Are you?[0:24:23]   And he strikes to start trouble with you.[0:24:25]   Oh yeah.[0:24:26]   Actually you're not from around here at all.[0:24:30]   Technically I guess from closer than very close, but still those lines, I wish those[0:24:34]   borders were lasers.[0:24:36]   Okay.[0:24:37]   But I started getting my haircut from a Latina woman.[0:24:41]   She's like, um, she's great because she's one of these women.[0:24:46]   You could tell she's got six sons and they're all afraid of her and she deals drugs at the[0:24:50]   house.[0:24:51]   You know how like every TV show now has like a woman drug dealer, like it started on weeds.[0:24:57]   The show weeds.[0:24:58]   They have a 45 year old woman drug dealer out of the house and it's her and all the[0:25:04]   kids work for her and she's like the big bad mafia boss, but she's like a lady, right?[0:25:11]   That's kind of how this woman cutting my hair is.[0:25:13]   I'll tell you, I went in for a haircut.[0:25:16]   I go make it a little bit more edgy than last time.[0:25:21]   She spins me.[0:25:22]   You said more hip.[0:25:23]   More hip.[0:25:24]   I was listening in.[0:25:26]   She spins me.[0:25:27]   Listen what she does now.[0:25:28]   I love this woman.[0:25:29]   The last time.[0:25:30]   So this haircut, it only runs 30 bucks.[0:25:34]   I tipped her 50 the first time she was so good.[0:25:38]   She was so fast.[0:25:39]   What do I, what I appreciate most about a haircut is quickness.[0:25:43]   I'm out of there in 15 minutes.[0:25:44]   Okay.[0:25:45]   That's huge to me.[0:25:46]   I got this other girl down the street.[0:25:48]   It's an hour and a half.[0:25:49]   She's making decisions.[0:25:50]   She's thinking she's worrying and she's not this Mexican mob boss, drug dealer woman.[0:25:59]   I mean it's so quick.[0:26:01]   So I gave her 50 bucks.[0:26:02]   I go, this is worth it.[0:26:03]   And I go, to me, a haircut should be about $150.[0:26:09]   And I will make that up in the, that's still only $70 for the haircut.[0:26:13]   I think 70 is very fair for a haircut, especially if she's doing it so fast.[0:26:17]   So I come back in the seat.[0:26:19]   I've never returned to a barber's clinic this quickly, Jules.[0:26:24]   I usually wait about six months.[0:26:25]   I'm so afraid of the barber.[0:26:27]   That cape, the people, God forbid the barber's cutting your hair and starts conversating[0:26:34]   with their friend or someone else.[0:26:36]   And then you're sitting there like this, this is me while they're talking.[0:26:44]   I'm terrified of stuff like that.[0:26:47]   And I don't speak at the barber.[0:26:48]   I go mute.[0:26:50]   I go mute.[0:26:51]   I'm scared.[0:26:53]   And really they pick up on this quick.[0:26:55]   They pick up on the fear quickly.[0:26:58]   And they don't talk to me either, but this time she sits me and I would say, remember[0:27:02]   $50 tip.[0:27:03]   I was praising her.[0:27:04]   Right?[0:27:05]   The stylist, the Mexican stylist.[0:27:07]   And she owns the place too.[0:27:09]   She's a boss type of chick.[0:27:11]   She got the same haircut as me.[0:27:15]   She sits me down.[0:27:16]   She spins me away from the mirror.[0:27:19]   I'm looking at the door now.[0:27:20]   I can't see what's going on.[0:27:22]   I'm hearing.[0:27:24]   My heart starts beating.[0:27:25]   Okay.[0:27:26]   I don't know what's going on before I knew up from down jewels.[0:27:32]   I feel the pomade hitting the hair pomade.[0:27:36]   I've never looked at the hair once.[0:27:38]   She styled my hair before even showing me.[0:27:43]   She thought that you guys had a trust thing.[0:27:45]   There is not that much trust.[0:27:47]   I want to be looking at myself during the whole haircut so I could guide.[0:27:50]   I need to guide you.[0:27:52]   That way I could go careful watch it.[0:27:59]   But she didn't do that.[0:28:01]   And what did I do?[0:28:02]   I just go, Oh, it's perfect.[0:28:03]   Here's the 50 got the hell out of there, but she cut off the tail.[0:28:11]   Listen, a guy with hair as a guy in 2023, your hair needs to come down to here or you're[0:28:19]   gay.[0:28:20]   That's it.[0:28:21]   And she cut the back too short is what I'm saying.[0:28:23]   I look faggoty now.[0:28:24]   Yes, I am.[0:28:25]   Yes, I am.[0:28:26]   Well, I was having a blast.[0:28:31]   They had a bar there.[0:28:32]   I was hanging out with all my boys.[0:28:33]   I didn't like that at all.[0:28:35]   The barber shop had a bar and here she comes.[0:28:40]   Would you like a beer?[0:28:41]   Oh, yes.[0:28:42]   Yes.[0:28:43]   I get done with the haircut and I'm going to this place because it's fast.[0:28:46]   Okay.[0:28:47]   I'm going to this place because it's in and out.[0:28:50]   I get done with my haircut.[0:28:52]   She's having the cerveza with an AO and they're talking about San Diego and she's sitting[0:29:02]   there with the beer, talking to this Mexican bartender and I'm going, let's go.[0:29:07]   And she's got this much beer left, a half cup of beer.[0:29:11]   And then the guy's like, you want a beer?[0:29:13]   No, I want out.[0:29:15]   And they're in this conversation.[0:29:16]   They're talking about the dog beach in San Diego and she's like, and she's got this buzz.[0:29:22]   And when someone else has a buzz and I don't, I want them dead.[0:29:28]   So she has a buzz and they're laughing it up and I'm sitting there like this and I haven't[0:29:33]   seen my hair yet.[0:29:35]   Remember?[0:29:36]   My hair was just styled without approval.[0:29:39]   So I'm like dying to get to the car to really figure out what's been done to my hair.[0:29:43]   Okay.[0:29:44]   I'm in the bathroom now, all of a sudden they got a bar, no bathroom.[0:29:48]   My hands are now covered in the pomade cause I'm touching it to feel what was done.[0:29:55]   And then she wants me to sit there and talk to this Mexican guy and I'm going, finally[0:30:00]   I start being just, Hey, we got to go.[0:30:03]   You yelled after we're in the middle of the cutest convo about San Diego.[0:30:08]   You go, the reason I came here is because it's supposed to be fast.[0:30:11]   Yes.[0:30:12]   I go, well, I was trying to explain this to you and the guy.[0:30:14]   I go, I come here cause it's so fast.[0:30:15]   If I got to sit at a bar now for 25 minutes here, then it's not fast anymore.[0:30:22]   Let's go.[0:30:23]   There will be no more drinking while I get my haircuts.[0:30:26]   In fact, you don't need to be a part of the haircut experience, but if you do come, I[0:30:31]   want the headphones in reading a book or something.[0:30:34]   You don't need to be at the bar.[0:30:36]   Nothing worse than when your wife starts day drinking without you.[0:30:42]   Nothing worse.[0:30:43]   Let's get into some great content.[0:30:44]   We get along great though, besides that we get along great.[0:30:48]   So I want to show you guys something, a lot of things today, actually, I'm going to show[0:30:52]   you a ton of stuff that's happened this week, but this just came out this morning.[0:30:57]   I think maybe we could open the show with this.[0:30:59]   This is going to be a blast, right?[0:31:00]   George Janko, George Janko, would you like to see my buddy George Janko?[0:31:06]   A while ago, you know, and we're still in this pending limbo where we don't know why[0:31:13]   George has been fired from Logan Paul's Impulsive.[0:31:17]   Remember this was the third co-host.[0:31:18]   Him and Big Mike used to hang out daily, daily.[0:31:23]   Now they don't see each other much anymore at all.[0:31:26]   Wait, now they don't see each other much anymore at all, which is very, very strange.[0:31:34]   Logan seems to have fired George Janko from Impulsive, but none of them will talk about it.[0:31:40]   However, before George was fired, he debuted a rap song.[0:31:46]   Remember this, a freestyle.[0:31:48]   This is pretty much what ended their relationship.[0:31:50]   This could be.[0:31:51]   This was like the last thing.[0:31:52]   Remember they were like, it's not that good, bro.[0:31:57]   Jake was going, I don't really like it.[0:31:59]   Yeah.[0:32:00]   We watched this on the show.[0:32:01]   Kanye debuted George's freestyle and what had happened is George Janko.[0:32:06]   You guys remember George.[0:32:14]   He's really short.[0:32:17]   He's got that shortness that's just, it's mutiny.[0:32:21]   You know how like Kanye is 5'8", but when you look at Kanye, you don't go, what a midge,[0:32:25]   what a mutant, what a, he's got midgetitis.[0:32:29]   When you look at Janko who claims that he's 5'9", I mean, Janko looks like he's 5'3".[0:32:36]   He's got that Aaron Berg, Joe Rogan midgetitis.[0:32:46]   It's bad.[0:32:47]   It's a bad look.[0:32:48]   It looks bad when you look that shrunken down.[0:32:51]   Maybe it has something to do with the arm length, you know, where the, the head, I definitely[0:32:56]   think it's the size, the head size, but imagine having that midgetitis, man, you're just never[0:33:02]   going to win.[0:33:03]   So he does this freestyle rapper.[0:33:07]   Remember George is severely into Christianity.[0:33:11]   Oh yes.[0:33:15]   He loves everybody.[0:33:16]   Oh, everybody's so great.[0:33:18]   Oh, God is glory.[0:33:20]   Glory is God.[0:33:22]   Good luck with that George.[0:33:24]   George was inspired by Kanye West.[0:33:28]   Very weird.[0:33:29]   A lot of people, not a lot of people heavily inspired by Kanye West recently, but George[0:33:34]   was.[0:33:35]   George just started getting into Kanye right along the times where, well, remember when[0:33:41]   he was banned by Elon Musk from Twitter.[0:33:46]   So George gets into Kanye West and he gets into the Jesus is King album.[0:33:55]   Christ like, this is what my life's like.[0:33:57]   I was on Instagram, but I don't like likes that kind of stuff.[0:34:02]   Closed on Sunday, Kanye West.[0:34:05]   So he goes to some guy's music studio and ask him, he goes, Oh yeah, you got any beats,[0:34:14]   any fire beats for me?[0:34:17]   And this guy, this low budget, low-rent music producer goes, Oh yeah, I got this one that[0:34:22]   I was going to give to Kanye.[0:34:24]   It'd be perfect for you.[0:34:27]   And it's a Jesus is King closed on Sunday, Christ-like type of beat.[0:34:34]   It's like if you typed in Jesus is King type beat on YouTube and hit enter.[0:34:40]   And it wasn't for Kanye.[0:34:42]   See all these little shade-sters in LA, they're so tricky with their speech.[0:34:46]   But if you know anything, you know it all and you know that it's not for Kanye.[0:34:50]   It's just, you made this beat.[0:34:53]   It's a Kanye inspired beat and you wish you could give it to Kanye.[0:34:58]   Kanye is not going to accept your beat for about two albums ago thing that he already,[0:35:04]   you're just creating the same beat he already used.[0:35:08]   But this producer, you know, he goes around to a dummy like George Cenco, he goes, I was[0:35:11]   going to give this beat to Kanye, but I think it would be perfect for you.[0:35:16]   So in George, then George starts carrying on this bullshit, dude, he was going to give[0:35:20]   the beat to Kanye, but he said he thinks it would be perfect for me.[0:35:24]   Yeah.[0:35:25]   Do you even believe that George?[0:35:27]   I don't know how much this guy actually even believes, you know, or if he just likes playing[0:35:32]   fantasy with his words.[0:35:34]   I think he just believes it because that's what makes him happy.[0:35:37]   So he did a freestyle and it's nonsense, nod.[0:35:45]   And I mean, he even mentions shy town in the freestyle like three times.[0:35:51]   What business does he have with shy town?[0:35:53]   Kanye West doesn't say shy town, does he?[0:35:57]   Nobody from Chicago, by the way, calls it shy.[0:36:00]   That's like the cringiest, gayest, gayest sounding thing I've ever heard.[0:36:07]   George Cenco put out a music video for that really shitty freestyle from five months ago[0:36:12]   that nobody cared about.[0:36:14]   And it's hereditary.[0:36:19]   This is like watching an A24 film.[0:36:21]   I got to say he went full Kanye.[0:36:24]   Would you guys like to see this in 2160p?[0:36:28]   Would you like to see this, the world?[0:36:31]   This is the radio debut of George Cenco's new freestyle.[0:36:36]   The heart of David Freestyle, the heart of David Freestyle official music video.[0:36:47]   You guys ready?[0:36:49]   Let's have one more to this.[0:36:57]   This is Blackpink.[0:36:58]   I love that.[0:37:00]   Do you know that people like Ethan Klein and Brian Redban jack off to anime?[0:37:09]   That shouldn't be allowed.[0:37:10]   I hope you're not jacking off to anime.[0:37:12]   And I tried watching that anime that they all watch.[0:37:15]   What was it called?[0:37:16]   One Piece.[0:37:17]   One Piece.[0:37:18]   Guys, it's time to grow up.[0:37:22]   Cheers everybody to Blackpink.[0:37:25]   Who's your favorite from Blackpink?[0:37:28]   Type it in the chat.[0:37:29]   Lisa's the most American.[0:37:39]   This is George Cenco's official radio debut.[0:37:43]   Thanks to me.[0:37:44]   Tell George that Mike played it.[0:37:45]   He loved it.[0:37:47]   And tell him we're investigating him.[0:37:50]   Here he is George Cenco.[0:37:51]   People love George Cenco around here.[0:37:55]   George Cenco also has been interviewing people like Brendan Schaub, Brian Callen, Bert Kreischer,[0:38:02]   all our favorites.[0:38:03]   So he's involved.[0:38:04]   Isn't that funny?[0:38:06]   It's like I pick guys and then they get involved with our other guys.[0:38:11]   Whatever guy I show you on the screen, we'll meet the other guys I've shown you on the[0:38:15]   screen.[0:38:16]   This is where it all comes together.[0:38:18]   Ladies and gentlemen, the star, the heart of David Freestyle.[0:38:23]   The heart of David is your thing.[0:38:25]   I don't think so Jules.[0:38:29]   There's his girlfriend.[0:38:45]   Look at him acting like comedy.[0:38:46]   Look at this.[0:38:49]   That's liminal.[0:38:50]   Remember, this was just a shit freestyle.[0:39:06]   So it's so funny to see it like in music video form where it's very practiced now and he's[0:39:11]   lip syncing it perfectly.[0:39:13]   He's amazing.[0:39:15]   Are you supposed to lip sync your freestyles?[0:39:20]   Maybe they've done that before.[0:39:22]   But imagine now you're presenting it in such an official form with such low quality lyrics.[0:39:30]   I've really never, I'll rewind it.[0:39:32]   I shouldn't interrupt.[0:39:34]   Look at this.[0:39:36]   Reaching for David.[0:39:39]   That's what I would do to this guy.[0:39:44]   I can't believe it.[0:39:45]   He looks really cool in this video, man.[0:39:47]   We got to find out who shot this because if they can make George Genco look that buff,[0:39:51]   you know, what are we waiting for?[0:39:53]   Produced by Rami.[0:39:54]   Rami, please.[0:39:55]   Can you make me look that buff?[0:39:56]   Directed, shot and edited by Reed Calder.[0:39:59]   Oh yeah, Reed, L.A. Reed.[0:40:01]   Shout outs to Reed.[0:40:04]   You guys might be right about L.A. the right.[0:40:07]   My right wing guys, they all hate L.A. they've never been.[0:40:11]   But you might be right about this place.[0:40:14]   Here he is rapping in Mario Land.[0:40:16]   All right, we'll back it up.[0:40:19]   I want some weed.[0:40:22]   Look at his face.[0:40:26]   Wait, wait, wait, I thought that was Kanye at first.[0:40:51]   He's using Kanye color correction.[0:40:54]   What's this?[0:40:55]   Kanye is rapping in Mario Land.[0:40:57]   Hold on.[0:40:58]   I'm seeing my.[0:40:59]   All right.[0:41:00]   We'll back it up.[0:41:01]   My replay.[0:41:02]   I'm sorry.[0:41:03]   That was really scary.[0:41:04]   The United States, but I don't think it's United at all.[0:41:07]   Yes.[0:41:08]   That's my favorite.[0:41:09]   The United States, but I don't think it's United at all.[0:41:11]   I haven't been able to stop singing.[0:41:12]   There's a part where he really looked like Kanye.[0:41:14]   Yeah.[0:41:15]   Yeah.[0:41:16]   I thought that was Kanye.[0:41:18]   That's black shadow.[0:41:20]   That count.[0:41:21]   Yo, were you doing black shadow?[0:41:24]   That's where you shadow yourself so much.[0:41:26]   You look like a spookamooka.[0:41:29]   Kanye's never looked cooler, by the way.[0:41:32]   Kanye looks so cool now with that beard and he's so fat.[0:41:36]   He only kept it one day.[0:41:37]   Really?[0:41:38]   That beard looked so cool.[0:41:39]   He looked amazing.[0:41:40]   Maybe I'll grow one of those stiff biggies.[0:41:42]   Yes.[0:41:43]   Should I try a stiff biggie?[0:41:45]   No.[0:41:46]   You know why I can't do that?[0:41:47]   Too terroristic.[0:41:50]   If I grew like a beard like that, it would make me look too, which they hate, like foreigner.[0:42:01]   Like people already think I look too much like an Indian or a terrorist.[0:42:06]   Which is-[0:42:07]   Whatever.[0:42:08]   No, people hate that.[0:42:09]   No, whites hate that.[0:42:10]   Whites are the minority now, by the way.[0:42:11]   I couldn't believe how many people follow Bad Bunny and Selena Gomez.[0:42:16]   Be careful because these Mexicans are really taking over.[0:42:20]   You be careful.[0:42:21]   I am being careful and I'm very worried because each Mexican has six kids.[0:42:28]   Each white has no kids.[0:42:30]   We're really screwed.[0:42:31]   It's going to start getting stinky dinky around here.[0:42:34]   Physically.[0:42:35]   Okay.[0:42:36]   It's like it's the United States, but we're not really united.[0:42:39]   We're not really united.[0:42:41]   When he put this song out, remember what he told Logan, he goes, does that sound?[0:42:46]   He goes, when I first heard this, my buddy said to me, he goes, dude.[0:42:50]   What?[0:42:51]   You sound black.[0:42:52]   And I was like, thank you.[0:42:55]   And then he goes to Logan, he goes, did you think that was me when you heard it or did[0:43:00]   you think it was a black guy?[0:43:02]   And Logan goes, uh, I knew it was you, but just because I know you.[0:43:07]   Imagine going around.[0:43:08]   I mean, wait till you see the fantasies people are living out right before our very eyes.[0:43:13]   Shout out to Janko.[0:43:14]   Let's hear the rest.[0:43:15]   Oh, Jesus over here.[0:43:17]   Like your homie.[0:43:18]   Give it all to me.[0:43:19]   A prodigy.[0:43:20]   I ought to be.[0:43:21]   They'd be coming at me at night.[0:43:22]   Look at the shot.[0:43:23]   Any one of your nights.[0:43:24]   I see your demons.[0:43:25]   I'm telling them it's on site.[0:43:26]   I'm just, I don't fight.[0:43:27]   I do pray.[0:43:28]   I only go the way of mr.[0:43:29]   Yahweh.[0:43:30]   I'm stuck in my own ways.[0:43:31]   And that way he don't play like no way.[0:43:32]   So I got to get out of my own way.[0:43:33]   I don't get his stupid girlfriend.[0:43:55]   Nice modeling face.[0:43:57]   Dummy.[0:43:58]   Oh God.[0:44:06]   Is there anything worse than a disconnected stupid modeling face?[0:44:10]   Can we get us?[0:44:12]   She's got dummy modeling face.[0:44:14]   You ever see that where a girl's trying to do a modeling shot, but she just doesn't have[0:44:17]   it.[0:44:20]   It's the dumbest thing.[0:44:21]   I always comment on people's nice modeling face.[0:44:24]   Looks stupid.[0:44:28]   I got to get out of my damn way.[0:44:31]   Look at our model.[0:44:34]   Let's see if we can catch him.[0:44:37]   George is good at making the his faces are working.[0:44:39]   He's killing.[0:44:41]   George is a fine actor.[0:44:42]   I don't know about that gobbledygook of thing right there.[0:44:45]   Look at that.[0:44:46]   You need an acne patch.[0:44:47]   My friend.[0:44:48]   It's just a little rash.[0:44:50]   That's a big rash.[0:44:51]   That's Satan's rash.[0:44:55]   Let's see if we could catch modeling face here.[0:44:59]   Oh, God, that's Kanye.[0:45:06]   He's as big as Kanye.[0:45:09]   He looks amazing.[0:45:10]   I got to get my haircut.[0:45:11]   Exactly.[0:45:12]   Like this.[0:45:13]   Oh, no, that is the stupidest face.[0:45:25]   Wake up.[0:45:26]   Snap out of it.[0:45:27]   Shake it off.[0:45:28]   You're on camera.[0:45:29]   Actress.[0:45:30]   That is a terrible actress.[0:45:32]   I mean, George is out acting her with his eyes like times a million.[0:45:37]   George is killing.[0:45:38]   This is ruining the video.[0:45:39]   I know.[0:45:40]   It should have just been him.[0:45:41]   I don't know.[0:45:43]   This is ruining the video, and I know he likes to show his girlfriend.[0:45:46]   Because who is she?[0:45:47]   This is supposed to be about your journey with God.[0:45:49]   I got to get out of my damn way.[0:45:50]   We'll get it.[0:45:51]   Get her out of the way, too.[0:45:54]   Very liminal.[0:45:55]   Watch me now.[0:45:56]   Watch me now.[0:45:57]   Watch me now.[0:45:58]   I'll tell you he's gone.[0:45:59]   Yeah.[0:46:00]   Watch me now.[0:46:01]   Watch me now.[0:46:02]   Watch me now.[0:46:03]   The cross came and then washed me down.[0:46:04]   I'm a go ahead.[0:46:05]   Put me on a crown.[0:46:06]   I'm the son of the Mr. Ruler now.[0:46:08]   The devil's screaming really out loud.[0:46:11]   He's not proud.[0:46:12]   I got the chains on him now.[0:46:13]   Jesus walks Chi-town.[0:46:14]   Ooh, Chi-town.[0:46:15]   What's this?[0:46:16]   Jesus.[0:46:17]   Jesus walks Chi-town?[0:46:22]   Jesus walks Chi-town, Chi-town, Chi-now.[0:46:28]   I got to figure out this lyric because I'm from Chi-town.[0:46:34]   My dog actually was born there.[0:46:37]   He was really pissed about this video today, claiming Chi-town when you're from Arizona.[0:46:44]   Proud.[0:46:45]   I got the chains on him now.[0:46:47]   Jesus walks Chi-town.[0:46:49]   Ooh, Chi-town.[0:46:50]   Mr. AZ hot now.[0:46:52]   I bow down to no one unless it's a holy one.[0:46:56]   I'm the only one.[0:46:57]   Speaking the truth on you two.[0:46:59]   Tell me what you do.[0:47:00]   Tell me what you choose.[0:47:01]   Are you having the hell proof?[0:47:05]   Very good.[0:47:06]   Very good.[0:47:07]   That was George Janko.[0:47:09]   The heart of David Freestyle.[0:47:12]   Of course, every comment is 100% positive.[0:47:15]   Amazing.[0:47:16]   You should be a real rapper.[0:47:18]   The realest on YouTube.[0:47:19]   What would you do?[0:47:20]   How about comments, huh, folks?[0:47:22]   Comment sections.[0:47:23]   They're either all good or all bad.[0:47:25]   I have this theory about these comment sections, especially for like a Joe Rogan episode on[0:47:31]   Reddit or something.[0:47:33]   You know, Sarah Wineshank and Kimberly Congdon were on Rogan.[0:47:39]   They were doing mushrooms.[0:47:40]   A lot of foolery happened in that episode.[0:47:43]   And the comments were all negative from the jump.[0:47:46]   OK, they hated the girls, right?[0:47:49]   There was not one positive comment to be found when Kimberly Congdon and Sarah Wineshank.[0:47:58]   There's a part from this show where she goes,[0:48:00]   We were going to name the podcast Shanky in My Ear.[0:48:04]   And Joe goes, That's an amazing name.[0:48:06]   You should seriously do that.[0:48:08]   She's like, Shanky in my ear.[0:48:10]   He's like, Yeah, seriously.[0:48:11]   And they're like, Well, we already have a name.[0:48:13]   No, you should start another podcast.[0:48:16]   Seriously, that's an amazing name.[0:48:19]   He said that.[0:48:21]   So they all hated this.[0:48:22]   But it's very funny that Jelly Roll.[0:48:25]   Do you know Jelly Roll?[0:48:27]   We're going to get into him.[0:48:29]   Wait till you see this guy is going to get very mad that I'm picking on him.[0:48:33]   Jelly Roll.[0:48:36]   They all loved him.[0:48:38]   They all loved him, even though he's a giant blowhard.[0:48:42]   And they picked up on these blowhards before.[0:48:46]   Who was that other guy that they hated?[0:48:48]   They hated the guy from The Walking Dead.[0:48:50]   John birth.[0:48:51]   Was that guy from The Walking Dead?[0:48:53]   Is that the guy?[0:48:54]   Yeah, it is.[0:48:55]   They picked up on that.[0:48:56]   And then I'm going, I don't think I think this is how it happens with these comment sections for most of these shows.[0:49:03]   If the first 10 comments are in favor of the guest, then everyone thinks they're in favor of the guest.[0:49:09]   If the first 10 comments are against, then everyone thinks they're against.[0:49:13]   They just kind of go with the flow me.[0:49:17]   Someone says, I've been going off on Jelly Roll on Twitter for like a year.[0:49:22]   Really? Well, congratulations.[0:49:25]   Welcome to brotherhood with me.[0:49:29]   Isn't it amazing when you guys find out that we're brothers in trust together?[0:49:36]   I'll go over Jelly Roll.[0:49:38]   Jelly Roll was on Jerry.[0:49:39]   I had only heard, you know, I think I saw Jelly Roll.[0:49:43]   He did a video with Andrew Schultz during the pandemic, which I still can't believe that Andrew Schultz did because I think he's backed off from this stuff now.[0:49:51]   Called open her up. Can we get that video?[0:49:54]   That's closing. Open her up.[0:49:57]   It was, of course, every comedian during the lockdown.[0:50:00]   I love those lockdowns.[0:50:03]   OK, I'm praying for one of them.[0:50:05]   What is very similar to a lockdown right?[0:50:07]   Don't worry. Don't worry.[0:50:08]   I know what's very similar to a lockdown right now.[0:50:11]   That's oh, the writer's strike is basically a lockdown, which is pretty weird.[0:50:16]   Every time I think about the writer's strike, I get more and more viciously angry about, you know, Bill Maher was talking because I was sent home the other day.[0:50:25]   We have to pause our show.[0:50:27]   It's like, who covers that bill?[0:50:30]   Bill, who covers that?[0:50:32]   Seriously, like the writers are on strike, right?[0:50:35]   But let's say you have a show like Real Time with Bill Maher, the writers there are happy.[0:50:41]   Let's say they go on strike for eight months.[0:50:45]   Does the cameraman just have to eat it for eight months?[0:50:48]   He just doesn't get a paycheck for eight months or does everybody still get paid?[0:50:51]   How does it work?[0:50:53]   And the writers are just OK with, hey, we want this much more.[0:50:57]   And for that, we'll make everybody lose everything.[0:51:00]   We'll basically create a lockdown for these people and have them lose their jobs and lose their houses.[0:51:07]   I just don't understand.[0:51:08]   Is that really how it works?[0:51:11]   Very disturbing to me.[0:51:13]   I mean, really, I'd be out for blood if I owned a company and they told me we had to shut down because the writers.[0:51:22]   It's a shutdown.[0:51:23]   That's not funny to me.[0:51:25]   Nobody else really is getting this upset.[0:51:27]   I don't understand.[0:51:28]   Am I missing something about this strike?[0:51:32]   OK, imagine you're making a movie.[0:51:34]   You have to stop making your movie and everybody has to pause and millions and millions of dollars just go down the drain.[0:51:41]   And how do you pay your bills?[0:51:43]   How do you how is the lighting guy paying his bills for the next eight months if they're on strike?[0:51:49]   They should go on strike, too.[0:51:51]   No, they should.[0:51:53]   This is like the answer you hear from everybody.[0:51:55]   I don't know.[0:51:56]   Well, we love the right word and everybody's on the side of the writers.[0:51:59]   I say we start fucking killing them.[0:52:01]   All right.[0:52:02]   I got to show you a jelly roll.[0:52:04]   And this has got there's a lot going on here because.[0:52:10]   And I hope you guys watch this JRE, I've it's amazing how many episodes of JRE I've seen.[0:52:22]   It really is the show of shows.[0:52:24]   Let's hope this writer strike doesn't drive more people over to JRE.[0:52:28]   Maybe the writers strike will be good for Redbar.[0:52:31]   Maybe that's good.[0:52:32]   Maybe we want there to be nothing else to watch except for podcasts, which we don't have to follow any.[0:52:38]   Law.[0:52:39]   And I don't understand why do you have to follow this law?[0:52:42]   I don't I really nobody can give me a straight answer.[0:52:45]   I looked everywhere.[0:52:46]   Who have you asked?[0:52:47]   You![0:52:48]   You're asking the wrong side.[0:52:50]   Well, you're she just laughs it up as if it's some sort of joke I'm doing.[0:52:54]   I don't understand because why can't the TV program just say, OK, well, here I'm just using my friend.[0:53:02]   Then he's a writer.[0:53:03]   I think you have to use what happens from the guild.[0:53:06]   Why?[0:53:07]   Can I be a non guild show?[0:53:09]   That seems very anti freedom.[0:53:11]   You got to ask Robin Tran.[0:53:12]   Why is this?[0:53:13]   I don't understand.[0:53:14]   There's no freedom in making your own show.[0:53:16]   You can't have a private show or you're not part of this union.[0:53:19]   Do they get benefits or something by using union guys?[0:53:24]   I would just say I don't need the benefits.[0:53:27]   Why do you need benefits?[0:53:28]   I don't get any benefits.[0:53:29]   I don't have dough.[0:53:30]   It really bothers me.[0:53:32]   Really.[0:53:33]   And if it interrupts my show.[0:53:36]   It's already interrupting my severance.[0:53:38]   Season two.[0:53:39]   Severance season two, which we've been waiting by the time severance season two comes out.[0:53:43]   I'm not going to care anymore, guys.[0:53:45]   What channel is that on Apple TV?[0:53:48]   By the way, the back rooms, they just stole the back rooms.[0:53:51]   Basically, severance is the back rooms.[0:53:53]   It is.[0:53:54]   They stole that without giving them credit.[0:53:56]   And now they're coming up with eight new back rooms, movies.[0:53:59]   They're going to ruin the thing that I just found out about.[0:54:02]   Probably because of the movie.[0:54:04]   I'm ready to ruin a guy named Jelly Roll.[0:54:07]   Now, is Instagram still down?[0:54:10]   Because I think it just came back up.[0:54:12]   Oh, good.[0:54:13]   You're going to throw me your phone.[0:54:14]   I can post.[0:54:15]   Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.[0:54:16]   You'll see.[0:54:17]   You'll see too many texts.[0:54:19]   I got so many naked photos of Robin Tran that she sent me.[0:54:23]   Did you guys see the roast of Whitney Cummings with Robin Tran?[0:54:26]   We'll go over that in a little bit.[0:54:29]   And I'll tell you my thoughts on that.[0:54:30]   You're not going to believe my actual opinion on the roast of Whitney Cummings.[0:54:34]   You guys loved that last one that you did with Bert Kreischer on OnlyFansTV.[0:54:38]   Well, today we got the roast of Whitney Cummings directed, written, and produced by Whitney Cummings on OnlyFansTV.[0:54:48]   Wait till you hear my comments on that.[0:54:50]   You're going to flip.[0:54:51]   All right, I'm going to just post our show on Instagram right now.[0:54:56]   Give me a second, if you will, because this will, you know, imagine if you were sitting at home and you're like, I didn't get the notification.[0:55:05]   Thank you.[0:55:07]   I'm just posting here on Instagram.[0:55:10]   Up.[0:55:11]   Up.[0:55:12]   Up.[0:55:13]   Live.[0:55:15]   Red bar radio dot TV.[0:55:21]   I'm just posting here for everybody.[0:55:23]   Let's see if it works.[0:55:25]   Share.[0:55:27]   C-H-E-R.[0:55:29]   Wouldn't that be funny if on April Fool's Day the share button said C-H-E-R?[0:55:34]   Share.[0:55:36]   And now I'm going to pin this to my story.[0:55:38]   Give me a second.[0:55:39]   Very bad at working phones and computers.[0:55:44]   But it's mostly because my hands are used in so much visual physical activity that they're just.[0:55:51]   Here we go.[0:55:53]   Now, please don't tune in halfway and then think you don't got to go back and watch that opening.[0:55:59]   OK, so we're back up.[0:56:00]   Let's show you who Jelly Roll is.[0:56:02]   Do people know Jelly Roll? Are people going, oh, Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll?[0:56:05]   I've never heard of him before this, but seem to know you're going to like this because this is a guy that I shouldn't really be.[0:56:11]   I could tell this is going to be one of my incidentes.[0:56:14]   Let me see. I need his Instagram.[0:56:16]   Did you send that over?[0:56:18]   Let me show you Jelly Roll and I'll tell you who Jelly Roll is.[0:56:23]   You ever seen Justified season two?[0:56:25]   Where was that shot? Those was in the hills.[0:56:28]   What was the hill? The Appalachians.[0:56:31]   That's where the word hillbilly comes from.[0:56:34]   Did you know that when I think of the word hillbilly, I think of someone from the south.[0:56:38]   When I think of the hills, I think of beautiful, luxurious homes in the hills.[0:56:46]   These hillbillies get to live in the mountains, in the hills.[0:56:50]   That's so lucky.[0:56:52]   If you're a hillbilly white trash person, you should have to leave live on a flat.[0:56:58]   What is it called subliminal? What do I call that? Linear?[0:57:01]   Liminal space.[0:57:02]   Liminal space.[0:57:04]   Today's a big liminal day.[0:57:06]   I started watching the back rooms. I learned about liminal spaces, stuff from our I got to take this off.[0:57:12]   Can't figure it out and it's just buzzing me to high hell today.[0:57:16]   I learned about liminal spaces, which are places that are a little messed up, man.[0:57:22]   And it's right up my alley.[0:57:24]   Maybe we'll go over liminal spaces sometime soon.[0:57:27]   Let me show you Jelly Roll first and then we'll get to all this crap that I'm talking about.[0:57:32]   Yeah, sorry to the guys who all just got the IG notification. It was down.[0:57:37]   Instagram was down and they should know that as part of the internet.[0:57:41]   And I would say stop watching the show now if you're just tuning in and wait till the re-upload.[0:57:47]   You've missed the whole intro. You're going to be all off.[0:57:50]   You've missed so much stuff. I just talked about how this is the last episode of Red Bar.[0:57:55]   This is why you should join the mailing list.[0:57:57]   Guys in the chat, as new people come in, can you tell them you missed the intro?[0:58:01]   You've got to go back and watch it on the upload.[0:58:04]   This is going to screw up your whole understanding of Red Bar.[0:58:08]   Okay? See, I don't like stuff like this.[0:58:12]   Okay, let me show you Jelly Roll. This is what we're talking about now.[0:58:17]   Whoa![0:58:19]   Here he is. This is Jelly Roll. Have you seen this guy? Let me zoom in here for you.[0:58:24]   He's, that's a bad picture. Oh, does he only do video?[0:58:28]   They're always catching, you know, their managers told them videos now get more engagement.[0:58:34]   So now everybody posts a video post, which is terrible for when I'm just trying to show you a guy's face.[0:58:41]   Look, every post is a video post.[0:58:43]   This really is perfect for my little analysis of Jelly Roll, who I think, here's the big reveal.[0:58:53]   I think he's a big, giant, fat phony.[0:58:59]   Here's Jelly Roll. Have you seen this guy?[0:59:01]   Have you seen this guy? He's a country singer. He's Yellow Wolf.[0:59:06]   He's, who else is trying to do this shtick right now?[0:59:10]   Where they're a country boy, down and dirty, backwards boy.[0:59:15]   I don't really buy it from this Jelly Roll.[0:59:19]   Who else have we seen this from? I know Yale Wolf, Yellow Wolf, is that his name?[0:59:23]   Eminem found this guy. Very similar to this.[0:59:27]   And this guy's like a pop artist, believe it or not.[0:59:32]   I'll play you one of his songs, Jelly Roll.[0:59:37]   He's trying to do the whole Post Malone, but backwards country and everything out of his mouth is, I'm a country boy through and through.[0:59:47]   It's like, I don't know if you are.[0:59:50]   He was just John Rogan, that's why we're talking about him.[0:59:53]   And he's friends with every one of my enemies.[0:59:57]   This guy couldn't stop praising Joey Diaz. He couldn't stop praising Sam Tripoli, I think he called him.[1:00:04]   Sam Tripoli. He couldn't stop praising Tony C. Hinchfield.[1:00:09]   And he couldn't stop kissing Joe's ass. Here he is, look at that.[1:00:14]   Look at that fake face.[1:00:16]   And you know they get all the tattoos on there that really tricks people into thinking, oh that must be a real musician.[1:00:22]   Oh yeah, this is, who else did we have? We had Bubba.[1:00:26]   Bubba, what was it? Bubba Sparks.[1:00:29]   We've seen this act before.[1:00:33]   Now the difference is with him is he sings beautiful, major key pop music.[1:00:42]   And his whole gimmick is, look at this big fat country, backwards boy.[1:00:49]   But his voice is angelic. He says his favorite singer is The Weeknd.[1:00:55]   Let's show you a bit of him on JRE.[1:00:59]   And I think this is where you're really going to get sick.[1:01:03]   But there's a couple things going on here.[1:01:06]   First of all, have you noticed that everybody who comes on Rogan now is really, really on their best behavior?[1:01:18]   I mean, they sit there and it's almost like every person who enters Rogan's studio now looks in the mirror before the show and they go, this is it, man.[1:01:28]   This is your shot. You gotta take this shot.[1:01:32]   Like they know the drill. They know that like, okay, let's go as far back as like Tony Hinchcliffe and Tom Segura.[1:01:39]   Rogan's people, they go to the moon. They get it all, right?[1:01:45]   All you got to do is make friends with Rogan, get his fans to like you. You're in.[1:01:52]   And I think we're seeing a lot of people. It's almost like a gold rush of sorts.[1:01:56]   I've never seen anything like it.[1:01:58]   They always used to be on their best behavior for Rogan, but now things have changed.[1:02:03]   Almost every guest besides scientists, but every guest who's trying to be famous and attention seeking is going in there.[1:02:11]   And it's like they're on the edge of their seat complimenting and praising Joe and agreeing with everything he says and laughing hard and really flirting with him.[1:02:24]   I thought Jelly Roll pre-studied like three years of Rogan's episodes so that he could bring up the talking points that he knew Rogan would want.[1:02:35]   And Joe sound natural, swallowing, swallowing at all. Joe can't see through this.[1:02:41]   And the more you suck up and kiss Joe's ass. Listen, I'm not one to throw that around.[1:02:48]   OK, I know all this. Oh, yes, man. And ask because you hear that stuff all the time. It's on a new level.[1:02:55]   This is supercharged ass kissing and Joe is licking it.[1:03:01]   He loves it. He can't tell when it's happening to him.[1:03:08]   You know, every person in the studio, it's like 40 minutes of telling each other how great one another is and how great the comedy mothership is and how great Austin is.[1:03:22]   To a point of suspicion.[1:03:26]   Let's see if we can see this Jelly Roll. Come on down, buddy. And Jelly Roll ain't going to like this.[1:03:33]   Jelly Roll is a gangster, right? That's what he wants us to believe.[1:03:37]   Jelly Roll is no different than your Joey Coco Diaz. He's all blab, blab, blab.[1:03:44]   This is a theater kid who really just him, him, him, him, him. Everything OK over there? OK, I'm bringing him up.[1:03:53]   Wait to meet Jelly Roll. Is that him? OK, here he comes. Jelly Roll. We got that music cut.[1:04:00]   Wow. Very nice. Very nice. She's got a whole new Spotify player over there, right?[1:04:05]   It's opened up. OK, OK. She's got a whole new way to operate Spotify. Will she do it the right way?[1:04:12]   Here he is. Jelly Roll.[1:04:16]   And we're going to investigate him a little bit. We're going to find his holes. We're going to pick on him, see what he's made out of.[1:04:24]   But more importantly, we're going to see the new way that the Joe Rogan experience is being run. And it's not good.[1:04:31]   Here we go. Jelly Roll. Let's make fun of it.[1:04:35]   The Joe Rogan Experience.[1:04:38]   Joe Rogan podcast by night all day.[1:04:43]   Have a cool conversation. Here he comes. We're all misfits. Yeah, we're all fucked up.[1:04:48]   I can say fucked up shit. You'll say fucked up shit. We'll joke about it. You know, it's like where if I go on fucking like do a Billboard interview.[1:04:55]   You know what I mean? I got to be like super like, you know. Yeah, this was a G to a G chord. Let's get to know Jelly Roll.[1:05:01]   About that song, you know, where I can be like, yo, he's in there fucking off and got drunk and wrote it, you know.[1:05:04]   But there's something interesting about that, too. Like if you're talking to like a legit musician.[1:05:09]   I would imagine as a musician, it's fascinating just to have those kind of conversations, too.[1:05:14]   But like for me, like if I have a choice, give me a little I want to talk to comics.[1:05:19]   My favorite pods of yours are when you're with the homies. My two. Yeah.[1:05:23]   I feel like that's when I get real insight and I feel like I'm watching y'all's green room.[1:05:28]   Like when I watch you and a couple comedians, you really are do a pod.[1:05:32]   I'm like, yo, I bet this is what's happening in the fucking green room. Oh, 100 percent.[1:05:35]   Well, you can go to the green room tonight. I'll show you. Yeah. It's essentially the same thing.[1:05:39]   It's exactly the same. Joe went to Mitzi's finally. Mitzi's making me sick.[1:05:47]   This is really anybody out there with me.[1:05:52]   Anybody out there with me, anybody getting so sick of this.[1:05:57]   How amazing. You know, it's two people are going to sit around for two hours talking about how authentic each other is.[1:06:06]   You know, have you noticed this in podcasts? Like every podcast now is two guys praising themselves,[1:06:12]   telling you how authentic and real they are and how they love everybody.[1:06:19]   There's something up. I feel like everybody's trying to convince themselves that they're good people.[1:06:25]   I feel like the guilt is finally sinking in with all these guys and they've got to sit around and talk about how authentic they're.[1:06:33]   It's not up to you to decide how authentic you are.[1:06:38]   That's up to somebody else. Sure. OK, thank you for the compliment and then move on.[1:06:43]   It should make you sick to be complimented. But no, they're complimenting themselves now.[1:06:49]   It's all you hear on these shows and it's getting worse. Somebody like me needs to put a stop to it.[1:06:55]   Does this mean that in the green room they just talk about how authentic they are?[1:07:00]   I think that's what's happening. And remember, authentic equals the worst, right?[1:07:07]   Authentic tacos, the worst Taco Bell, the best authentic Mexican food, authentic Peruvian shit.[1:07:16]   Authentic means cheap, poor and rushed, cheap, poor.[1:07:23]   And you know who told me that? That guy's mom.[1:07:27]   Nike's. What's his name? Frank Ocean's mom told me that cheap, poor and rushed.[1:07:34]   She reiterated that many times. I'm going to spark up a dupe to get in the Joe Rogan feel here.[1:07:42]   Let's take two hits of the dupe and let's listen to Jelly Roll. Let's just listen.[1:07:47]   Right. God, dude. And what an ode to her, man. How fucking gangster. Just cool.[1:07:53]   You know what I mean? And the bar, it was like I was I told Tony this last night, drunk 10 times.[1:07:58]   It was this thing that was like I wish musicians would. I took a page from y'all.[1:08:02]   So I bought 200 yonder bags. Right. The phone bags.[1:08:08]   Yonders are the little pouches that Joe Rogan and company are now using to lock people's phones up at the comedy club.[1:08:17]   Put a pin in that, guys, because I want to talk about yonder bags coming up in a sec.[1:08:23]   But since Joe Rogan is doing it, the king of free speech, right, with the million deleted episodes locking your phones in bags.[1:08:33]   You know, it should be something that's like. It's like an abortion.[1:08:38]   It's like having an abortion. It's like it's cruel.[1:08:42]   Not really something you should be talking about and celebrate.[1:08:46]   It's like yonder bags. It should be unfortunate that you have to use yonder bags.[1:08:53]   Not cool that you're locking up people's phones.[1:08:58]   I have a huge problem with this locking up of phones.[1:09:03]   You know, Joe started doing it at his shows. Then Dave Chappelle started doing it because they're afraid of getting what?[1:09:09]   The big bad tough guys are afraid of being cancer.[1:09:15]   So they want to go up on stage and talk about whatever they want, but they have tremendous fears and anxieties.[1:09:23]   Donkey lips, salute your shorts.[1:09:26]   They have all these fears and anxieties because they're so scared that it might get online and thousands of people might hate you.[1:09:35]   OK, remember, nothing happens anymore when you get canceled.[1:09:40]   There's nothing to lose, per se. You know, we're seeing all these guys, Chris, I mean, how many times?[1:09:47]   You could really only cancel yourself these days.[1:09:51]   So to lock phones up out of fear, you know, not only is the biggest pussy move, but it's just like, I'm sorry, you can't do it.[1:09:59]   Phones exist. People want to use them. And if you don't want people on your phones, get their attention.[1:10:06]   Don't force people to give you their attention. Don't force people to lock up their phones.[1:10:11]   I'm extremely against it. And I've got to move to you've heard me talk about this before.[1:10:17]   I'm going to mention it again in a second after we listen to this, but I've got a plan about the locked up phones and I need your help.[1:10:26]   Let's hear some more for the show. We'll take pictures. We'll do whatever you want to do. Listen to this.[1:10:31]   If you come hang out after the show, we're locking everybody's phone. No.[1:10:35]   So, okay. So this guy now, and do you hear what Joe said?[1:10:40]   So he goes, uh, yeah, you want to bring your phone before the show, take pictures and shit. That's cool as hell, man.[1:10:49]   That's brotherhood. Oh, kill me with this shit. This new shit where you're like a gangster, but you're so nice.[1:10:56]   What do you think this is full house where the bikers come in? This is like when the biker comes in, he's like, who does your decorating?[1:11:03]   These curtains are beautiful. Oh, but your bikers remember that now they actually act like that.[1:11:09]   If you want to look like this and be this thug and you're from the dangerous side of the white trash city, then you need to do crimes.[1:11:17]   You need to break the rules. It can't be about love. Stop with the fucking love.[1:11:22]   This love shit is horseshit from George Janko to Joe. Everybody's had mushrooms and loving each other. I don't buy it.[1:11:30]   I don't buy it. I think this is the new way for insecure, scared people to act so that when something bad happens to them, they can pretend, oh, I'm a nice guy.[1:11:40]   Don't do anything bad to me because I'm so nice. People are afraid to be mean.[1:11:46]   Now they have to put on this front that they're so nice and loving. And it all stems from these comments.[1:11:52]   It stems from them being attacked online. They have like PTSD from it. They have severe trauma.[1:11:58]   Tony Hinchcliffe, all these people, they have trauma from being disagreed with. Remember canceling to these people.[1:12:07]   When they go, you know, Mr. Beast the other day was online and he goes, man, I'm getting canceled over doing something nice again.[1:12:14]   It's like, you're not getting canceled. People are speaking their opinion.[1:12:20]   But comics and these assholes, these influencers want you to believe, oh, I'm being unjustly canceled. No, no, no.[1:12:27]   People are just calling you out. You do something that other people don't like. They're going to talk shit about it.[1:12:33]   They're going to make fun of you. That's not being canceled. OK, canceled is being fired, removed from your position because of something you said or did.[1:12:43]   You're not being canceled just because a couple thousand people on Twitter say they hate you and they want you to believe it's canceled culture.[1:12:51]   It's not canceled culture. It's people don't like you. But you want to make people go, oh, yeah, I'm just being canceled.[1:12:57]   You know, that bullshit, horseshit canceling stuff. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.[1:13:01]   You're on the receiving end of hate. Why am I receiving hate?[1:13:07]   Hey, Teamstar, we just got to change the marketing of the yonder bags to be like synonymous with sexual assault.[1:13:15]   Yeah, well, I've got some idea. But the yonder you see those yonder patches come out.[1:13:20]   Well, maybe there's some essay going on here. What do you do? Exactly. Well, that's a great write that down.[1:13:26]   Put a pin in that because we're going to get back to that show.[1:13:32]   Listen to the two of them excited over the fact that we're going to now lock up the phones. Listen to how they say this again.[1:13:38]   H from y'all. So I bought 200 yonder bags. Right. And now on tour, my deal is if you come back before the show, we'll take pictures.[1:13:47]   We'll do whatever you want to do. If you come hang out after the show, we're locking everybody's phone up. Nice.[1:13:54]   Nice. Nice, Joe says. High five. Nice. That's not nice.[1:14:00]   That's again, it's like saying my wife got an abortion. Nice. No, good, but unfortunate.[1:14:06]   Get it? And it's not good. There's no good in this. At least the abortions.[1:14:12]   I don't got another one of these disgusting looking people walking around. You know, please consider it that way with your abortion.[1:14:19]   Anti or anti-abortion. Right. They're anti-abortion. Yes. All the cool people are anti-abortion. OK.[1:14:26]   Seems please reconsider, because seriously, wouldn't it be great to like if all the people you saw right now had been aborted?[1:14:35]   You like all these people that you have out there. They're very ugly.[1:14:41]   People have never been uglier. That should be reason enough. OK.[1:14:47]   You know, and these are the same people. They want to ban abortion, but they hate Mexican people.[1:14:53]   Do you not understand what you're creating here? You will be for this will be full Mexico in four years if you ban abortion.[1:15:03]   That's the only thing keeping them at bay.[1:15:11]   Kill people has always been something that I'm kill, kill, kill, die, die, die.[1:15:16]   Of course, not by my hands. I would never be involved in the death. I can't even kill a bug anymore.[1:15:21]   This is the honest to God's truth, because I don't know. I'm not sure. You almost killed a dog this morning.[1:15:27]   I didn't. This woman let her two dogs run across the highway. That was not crazy.[1:15:32]   No, no, no. I was the first one to slow down and make sure the dogs were OK.[1:15:36]   A stupid woman running around the literal busy street and two pit bulls with muzzles on.[1:15:43]   So, you know, they're scary running around the street openly and everyone's like slamming on their brakes.[1:15:48]   She almost caused a she was big as a house. She looked like one of those Taylor Swift boom baddies.[1:15:54]   And she was running. I mean, she was gassed after the first two couple steps.[1:15:58]   And she's got to chase two vicious pit bulls running in opposite directions on the highway.[1:16:02]   One of them ran down a side street, never to be seen again.[1:16:06]   And then the other one ran in the complete opposite direction.[1:16:09]   And when we drove away, she was just standing there going, which way do I go?[1:16:12]   This is a great story for your show and tell next week at your college, but not here.[1:16:18]   OK. It's just something that happened to us on the way here.[1:16:23]   Jelly Roll wants to lock up your phones. Joe wants to lock up your phones.[1:16:28]   They're gloating over it. This is nice. They're high fiving each other over the fact that the phones are locked up.[1:16:33]   Let's hear some more can be present. I want to be present. They want to be present.[1:16:37]   I want to be able to be us. And that's all I seen in there last night was just a bunch of dudes being dudes.[1:16:42]   Yeah. But about what they do, all dudes. Well, you know, the thing is about everybody that hangs on Mitzi's Mitzi's.[1:16:48]   They don't even their phones are in their hands and they don't use them.[1:16:53]   They were so used to just putting them down. The hang is so fun.[1:16:57]   Hey, there's a this stuff. Everybody's present.[1:17:01]   Dudes being dudes. The hang. And you saw who goes to this comedy mothership.[1:17:07]   All nerds remember joke world joke world.[1:17:12]   That kid I show you that sharp kid. That's what it is. Dudes being dudes.[1:17:17]   Bunch of dudes having a dude meet up. This is like the Proud Boys.[1:17:21]   Joe is as gay as the Proud Boys with this comedy mothership. He's the new Gavin McKinnis.[1:17:25]   Remember, the Proud Boys did not start as a hate group, started out as a faggot group of loser nerds.[1:17:32]   You know, we started we were the first show ever to make fun of the Prouts.[1:17:36]   And it was because I couldn't believe you'd want to hang out in a group of nerds and open up with each other and be present.[1:17:45]   And the same shit they're saying here. What is missing from your life?[1:17:50]   Did you see Dasha wearing that Fred Perry polo this morning? I did not.[1:17:54]   She's rapping. Dasha looks hideously disgusting in white trash lately.[1:18:00]   She really looks ugly. She's beautiful. What is missing in these guys lives that they need to be out at 58 years old?[1:18:09]   You need to be out hanging out with all the guys every night at the comedy club being present.[1:18:17]   What's going on with your wives? What's going on with your families that that's not fulfilling?[1:18:22]   And you got to go hang out like a 16 year old with all the guys with their phones off so that you could talk more.[1:18:30]   It's getting unusual. Jules, let's hear some more philosophy through the whole room that gets the room.[1:18:38]   It gets enhanced by the fact that the audience has their phones in a bag like you don't see phones everywhere.[1:18:43]   You don't see people just constantly on their phones so people could just hang.[1:18:46]   Right. And then you're also talking to interesting people, which is more interesting than the shit you're looking at on TikTok.[1:18:51]   Yeah, it's fun. And we're all present. Yeah, we're all present.[1:18:55]   It's just weird that we have one of the things that I've realized about podcasts is I've spent so many times, so many hours.[1:19:01]   OK, so it's so cool. I'm such a thug. I'm such a murderous drug dealing thug who's been to jail, but it's so cool getting to be present and open.[1:19:10]   Really, this needs to stop. And it's almost like everybody's being brainwashed into this positivity.[1:19:17]   Love, dub, hug, plug, fuck shit. It's getting annoying.[1:19:23]   We need to remember that this is not the way of the cool.[1:19:28]   This is not cool. It is, in fact, gay. Remember gay? Remember faggoty?[1:19:35]   Remember the word faggoty? Who was I going to describe? iDubbbz. Faggoty.[1:19:42]   I see all these people in iDubbbz put out a video saying I've deleted all my old nigger videos, which we demanded for the past two months.[1:19:51]   Mike has been commenting, if you're such a great guy, delete the Tana content up then. And he obeyed us.[1:19:56]   He obeyed. But you got thousands of people in his comments.[1:20:00]   Wait, we're actually hating on somebody for maturing and being a better person?[1:20:05]   Yes.[1:20:07]   You guys gotta get over this better person horseshit that you're all on right now.[1:20:14]   All I see is a bunch of tummies filled with guilt to the brim that you're about to throw up.[1:20:20]   And the only way you can hold that vomit in is by becoming as nauseous as ever with this, oh, I love peace, positivity, love everybody.[1:20:31]   This needs to end. There is nothing more guilt. Any man that's saying this shit is guilty. Guilty to the bone.[1:20:39]   Maybe we should watch it for a second after this.[1:20:42]   Oh, yeah, we're watching.[1:20:44]   Oh, iDubbbz.[1:20:46]   Please. So this iDubbbz. Yeah, everybody in the comments. Oh, he's mature. This isn't about maturing.[1:20:54]   That's none of this is going on.[1:20:58]   It's about people having tremendous fear. And actually, it has to do with the PC culture. It has to do with the woke stuff.[1:21:06]   You're at the same time. These are the same people crying about cancel culture all the time.[1:21:11]   You're really subconsciously following way more of these rules than you than you think you are.[1:21:18]   We'll go over that soon. I'll show you this iDubbbz thing coming up, but let's stick to the yonder bags.[1:21:24]   OK, so these phone bags, have you seen these, these yonder bags? I need your help.[1:21:30]   And I think we've got something great that we could do right now.[1:21:33]   So all the comedy clubs are locking up phones with these yonder pouches.[1:21:38]   So let's see is this.[1:21:42]   I saw this video like a year ago about, you know, these phone.[1:21:50]   I wish I would have brought one here today because this is it. We got to talk about this here today.[1:21:56]   There are these little pouches you put your phone in that they lock tight and then at the end of the show,[1:22:02]   you bring your phone back to the yonder guy or the door guy and they use this little thing to open it.[1:22:07]   Similar to like a thing where they would get like the security tag off of a bottle of booze at the grocery store.[1:22:12]   Right. So I'm going, there's got to be some way to unlock it.[1:22:18]   Like, right. What's the device that unlocks it? I want one of those.[1:22:24]   So then I start seeing videos like this. Let's see. Using magnets to unlock yonder pouches.[1:22:34]   Let's take a look at this video really quickly.[1:22:38]   Let's see what they do. Yonder pouches are lockable bags that help keep artists, teachers, organizations and individuals a phone free space.[1:22:47]   That's what they want. Phone free. Here's the pouch. There it is. That's what they look like.[1:22:52]   OK, let's see. When your phone is sealed in the pouch, you could only open it with the magnet that the company provides.[1:22:59]   The company. The company. Sinister. Yeah.[1:23:06]   Here we go. OK, we've seen the slide. OK, so here he goes. He's showing how it works.[1:23:12]   They lock up the bag and this is what yonder has. They have this little platform with some sort of magnet there.[1:23:19]   You put it on, it opens right up. So we tried to open the yonder pouch without the actual magnet.[1:23:26]   OK, so these guys are investigating to see how they could do this without having the official yonder opener.[1:23:33]   Let's see. Over the course of five days.[1:23:42]   This is what we came up with very slow. Day one, it shows two geeks playing around in their testing room.[1:23:49]   Plus them. Method one, hitting it on a hard surface. Let's see.[1:23:55]   So they put the they close it up there. They're going to test it. They're going to try hitting it to see if it opens.[1:24:01]   No, that's not going to work. You know, that won't work. Oh, wait, it worked. Oh, just hit on that.[1:24:09]   I was going to come on here and go, we got to figure out how to do this. I guess just hit it. No, no, no.[1:24:15]   Let's keep watching. But that did work. Oh, OK. Damage the plastic part in the metal ring gets dented.[1:24:23]   OK, so you're not allowed. I guess the law is and we're going to speak to a lawyer about this, too.[1:24:28]   The law is you're not allowed to damage their property. Right. So you could get in trouble.[1:24:34]   This is how they try to scare you. If you try to tamper with the bag, they're going airplane on you.[1:24:40]   They're going flight on you tampering. Oh, God forbid you tamper with one of our plastic items here, you'll go to jail.[1:24:49]   So they want to scare you into thinking that if you tamper with the thing, if you rip the pouch, you owe them money.[1:24:56]   If you destroy the pouch, I don't understand how they even you know, if it were up to me, I would just take a scissors out.[1:25:03]   Bring scissors to the club, everybody and everybody cut open your bag. But Mike, we would ruin yonder's bag.[1:25:09]   So did you sign something that says I will not destroy this property or that I have to give this back even?[1:25:17]   It's yours. I don't know about that, though.[1:25:21]   But watch, they're going to come across the nicest way to open it, which is using these like fishing magnets.[1:25:29]   Let's see. Fishing magnets.[1:25:33]   So that damaged it here. Commons. It's very loud and obnoxious.[1:25:37]   OK. Yeah. So that's another reason you don't want to smash it or rip it or tear it.[1:25:40]   It's very loud and obvious when you're trying to smash your pouch open.[1:25:44]   It's damaging. And maybe somebody from the club will see you doing that and run over to you.[1:25:50]   You know, you're taking your phone out, for God's sake. It's a big deal.[1:25:58]   Method two, propping it open with a pen.[1:26:03]   OK, they're going to show you all these methods that don't work. Let's find the method that did work here.[1:26:09]   And this is where I'm going to need your help here. Day five. The magnets aren't very strong, so it only opens certain pouches.[1:26:17]   OK, so they're really going through this. And then they find out here. I think they find one that works.[1:26:27]   The magnet is small and portable, but it's dangerous to be aware when walking past magnetic things.[1:26:32]   OK. What did they find? OK, here it is. This is the magnet.[1:26:39]   So see these things? They're holding them here. It's like two magnets stuck together.[1:26:45]   They're bringing that with them. It's about the size of a pog slammer. Remember, those are a grinder.[1:26:50]   That grind is about the size of a little weed grinder. They're taking it.[1:26:56]   Success rate works out there. OK, that's what I wanted to show you.[1:26:59]   Maybe this will spark some ideas in the minds of an inventor.[1:27:05]   I want to go into business. It's time. Here's what I'm wanting to do.[1:27:10]   I want to come up with a portable pocket friendly device that we will sell here.[1:27:16]   Officially branded. Red bar branded yonder patch openers.[1:27:24]   All right. We're going to speak to I'm really serious about this. So here's what I want.[1:27:29]   I need somebody to help me figure out what magnetic device works best.[1:27:36]   So I'm looking for small portable light, something you could throw in your pocket,[1:27:41]   something you could bring with you to the club, maybe even something you could hide in your wallet or purse.[1:27:50]   So if you're interested in doing this with me, message me, Mike, at red bar radio dot net message me on Instagram, Facebook.[1:27:57]   Let's come up with a concept. Let's come up with a prototype and let's get these.[1:28:03]   These made and we will officially start selling them on the red bar store.[1:28:09]   We want every comedy club to have a sign up that says no red bar magnets.[1:28:15]   Imagine this. They've got no company. Nobody is fighting this right now.[1:28:20]   How on brand would it be for us to be the ones? And I feel like.[1:28:26]   You know, in a free market, this should be allowed, right?[1:28:30]   It's like the police come out with a radar gun. We come out with a radar detector.[1:28:37]   It's fair. Fair is fair. And depending on the city, they would have to write new laws into existence to make this illegal.[1:28:44]   Right now, this market is ours and I have every right to want to unlock my phone, just like they have the right to want to lock a phone.[1:28:53]   And there's nothing in the books.[1:28:55]   These clubs are going to have to really rethink the whole game plan once you could open the bag anytime you want.[1:29:03]   At the very most, it's going to cost you under millions.[1:29:06]   And maybe this is the part where it gets dicey because I will be costing the millions and recreating new bags.[1:29:10]   And when they do, I offer the technology, then we're back in the lab and we're competing just like the radar detector market.[1:29:18]   Think of it that way, yonder. And we will come up with devices.[1:29:23]   We will market these devices and we will make sure that comedy fans get access to these devices at a reasonable price.[1:29:30]   This is not about making money, by the way. I'm going to sell these for a dollar over cost.[1:29:35]   Yes. This is not about making money. I'm going to be selling these for basically just covering the costs is what I'm looking to do.[1:29:43]   I just want these out there. This will probably be a limited thing that we do.[1:29:48]   Maybe we could make some people pretty scared and nervous and angry about this.[1:29:53]   And then, yes, I do have to go over with legal. I want to go.[1:29:56]   I got to make sure that this yonder can't sue me for doing something like this, which I don't think they can, but we're going to go through that.[1:30:04]   So if you're one of these guys, what do they call that kid who went to high school? He went to college to do engineering.[1:30:10]   Remember all those kids who went to engineering school? Isn't that what it is?[1:30:15]   They come up with stuff like this, I hope. I hope. Or they're just sitting around on construction sites doing nothing.[1:30:22]   What does an engineer do? You don't have to say specifically that the magnet is for.[1:30:28]   It's like how when weed was available and then they had head shops and they're like, here's a tobacco bong for you.[1:30:34]   We could also do it something where it's like for asthma. Yes.[1:30:38]   It's like it's a medical device. It restarts your heart.[1:30:43]   Or else your heart can fail. The red bars watching yonder bag opening medical device that just happens to unlock the yonder pouch.[1:30:53]   I think this would be a great market for us. There's nobody better to spearhead a product like this than me.[1:30:59]   And again, this is a serious I'm looking for a serious engineer guy who goes, Mike, I'll start doing the research tomorrow.[1:31:07]   Rhett and Link, they're engineers. Exactly. I'll start doing the research tomorrow. We'll get our heads together.[1:31:12]   And then remember, your research has to help me find a product that's actually doable.[1:31:18]   You know, we can probably get these little magnets for pennies in bulk. So this is very exciting.[1:31:24]   It's the start of our first company. And hopefully by season 21, these will be up and running.[1:31:32]   What do you guys say? And then hopefully you guys have the balls to use them. You know, this is your right.[1:31:37]   Do not lock up your phone, please. Please. There's no right to film. You have a right to film.[1:31:44]   So, OK, let's watch a little bit more jelly roll. You know, that was the first part.[1:31:50]   It was this phone thing that really bothered me. But let's watch some of this kissassery.[1:31:55]   Tell me if you've seen this before, if you're getting sick of it. I can't.[1:31:59]   I feel like this is going to become a problem if it's not starting to become one already.[1:32:04]   Feel like people are going to start really hating this gushy, mushy, complimentary stuff.[1:32:11]   And especially every episode can't be one hour about the comedy mothership.[1:32:16]   It's literally just a renovated movie theater with some seats in a very small stage.[1:32:22]   Great job. You know, businesses get renovated every day.[1:32:27]   We don't talk about them for seven months straight every day on the largest podcast in the world.[1:32:33]   It's like, great. You painted and put up a couple alien heads.[1:32:38]   This is really not that remarkable. And the compliments must end.[1:32:42]   Let's hear some more from Jelly Roll, my new enemy.[1:32:46]   And wait till you see you pick on this jelly roll. He is not going to take kindly to this.[1:32:51]   If I had to guess, jelly rolls, the kind of guy who everybody loves, right?[1:32:57]   Everybody thinks jelly rolls the shit because he kind of looks such a genuine guy.[1:33:02]   Dude, so genuine, so authentic, so down to earth, like the nicest guy I've ever.[1:33:09]   He gets everything with these guys and schmooze, schmooze, schmooze, hug, hug, hug. Listen to this shit.[1:33:15]   Talking to people, just having a conversation. And the only way is because I never look at my phone because it's locked up.[1:33:21]   Like it's, it's, it's off. It's off to the side. You're right there. We're, we're, we're sitting here with headphones on.[1:33:27]   We're hearing each other's voices. It's like, you got to almost like put yourself in that sort of an environment to have conversations like that.[1:33:34]   No you don't.[1:33:35]   To really be able to hang out and really be present.[1:33:37]   You've hung out enough. How much more hanging out does this father of eight need to be doing?[1:33:46]   How about you hang out with your kids and your wife sometime?[1:33:49]   You're hanging out with eight men a week on the show for four hours a show, doing mushrooms with the men.[1:33:55]   Then you're going out to Mitzi's and hanging out all damn night, every damn night of your life, you're hanging out and chatting.[1:34:00]   Enough.[1:34:03]   Can you do maybe instead of sober October, how to a month of shutting your mouth?[1:34:10]   You've said everything that needs to be said. Wrap it up. Let Yaku Michu Kuku talk more. Who's this guy, Michayu Kuku?[1:34:18]   Yes. Who's this? We're obsessed with this guy.[1:34:20]   Yes. Quantum computing. Yes, of course. One quantum computer will take on the role of a million regular computers.[1:34:30]   I love Michu Kuku. And guess what? Eric Weinstein. Is that his name?[1:34:37]   Yes.[1:34:38]   Warts. You know, Warts, Eric Weinstein. W-A-U-G-H. A silent Q-T-Z.[1:34:51]   Warts. Eric Weinstein, right? He's got all those giant warts. Imagine a scientist can't figure out how to get rid of three warts.[1:34:58]   You go to the clinic there. You go to one of those beauty places. They give you a little shot in the ward. It's gone.[1:35:03]   He can't do that. That's too much work. You couldn't create a wart removing?[1:35:07]   I mean, couldn't he make a little vial, a little beaker filled with some blue substance or maybe bright yellow that he just goes, and they turn into smoke?[1:35:16]   Find me? Exactly.[1:35:17]   Is that so hard? You're a scientist.[1:35:19]   I thought you're a mathematician. At the very least, you should math, get rid of the fucking warts or count the warts and then go, wow, that's a giant math problem.[1:35:27]   You know what's a math problem? The amount of warts you have. It's a severe problem and counting it is the math and he's a mathematician.[1:35:35]   Find me the clip of Eric Weinstein talking about how Michu Kaku is out of control.[1:35:44]   You won't believe this. He's starting beef with this scientist. Do you guys know Michu Kaku?[1:35:49]   Yes, they do know him.[1:35:51]   He, I love him. He's the new, uh, uh, what's this? StarTalk. What's StarTalk saying?[1:35:58]   Literally, Eric Weinstein, Michu Kaku is out of control. Popped up right away.[1:36:03]   Good.[1:36:05]   Do the math. Yes. Somebody in the chat says, do the math. Count the warts. Get back to me after you're done counting those warts. It's disgusting.[1:36:13]   And he's like painting them the same color of his skin too. So they're really creamy and they're really gross.[1:36:19]   Big white warts that match his skin perfectly. All right, let me show you this really quick.[1:36:25]   This Eric Weinstein needs to be shut down.[1:36:28]   I mean, the fact that anybody is listening to him, all he does is go into science communities and make up lies and try to get all of them fighting.[1:36:38]   It's like he's sent from the government. He really needs to be arrested.[1:36:43]   I feel like the Weinsteins are the biggest liars on the planet.[1:36:46]   Uh, do you know who Michu Kaku is? Let me show you this guy first. And I know how to spell it.[1:36:53]   It's M I C H I O. There should be no I. And then it's Kaku. He's taken the world by sir. Have you seen this guy?[1:37:02]   This professor?[1:37:03]   He's so cute.[1:37:04]   So he loves Einstein. He's basically the Chinese Einstein.[1:37:09]   Chine Stein.[1:37:10]   Chine Stein. I love it.[1:37:13]   Well, I am not Chinese.[1:37:15]   He talks in a way where you want to listen to him talk.[1:37:17]   I've watched the same Joe Rogan episode with him on it four times now while going to bed. I just love hearing about.[1:37:25]   He always comes up with some crazy theories about what's going to happen with AI and quantum computing and space.[1:37:33]   And he's very soft spoken, very kind.[1:37:39]   And this guy is being attacked by Eric Weinstein.[1:37:45]   It's like, Eric, there are some guys that don't need to be attacked like Michu Kaku.[1:37:50]   Uh, this guy never in his life thought that he would ever have anybody like, you know, go it after him.[1:37:57]   And of course, Eric Weinstein found a way. Wait till you hear what Eric says.[1:38:01]   I don't know if I've seen this, so I can't wait.[1:38:04]   Yeah. Wait till you hear this.[1:38:05]   Why during the 1950s did something happen that resulted in a 70 year?[1:38:10]   Let's see some of these words here. Look at these things.[1:38:13]   These inverse BBs. You know what he did? He tried to kill himself with a BB gun.[1:38:20]   And of course, BBs aren't strong enough to break through the skin, so they just get it.[1:38:26]   He put a BB gun in his mouth, shot all around, and now those BBs are embedded trying to push out his skin. Get it?[1:38:33]   That's what those are.[1:38:35]   He tried to take his life with a BB gun. Tell everyone.[1:38:40]   On my behalf.[1:38:43]   All right, here he is. Warch. Again, that's, you could call this guy Eric Weinstein. We call him Warch.[1:38:49]   W-A-U-G-H-O-R-T-Z-U-G-H.[1:38:58]   Add another. You could add these UGHs anywhere you want.[1:39:03]   I like that name. You know, you would think like somebody's name, Margo. It's M-A-R-G-O.[1:39:08]   No, no, no, no, no. M-A-R-G-A-U-L-G-H.[1:39:13]   Okay, guys. It looks like he would push one of the warts, like, to hold it in, and then another one pops out in another area.[1:39:21]   Yeah, you go bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Mini M&M.[1:39:26]   He doesn't have enough. He should, for Halloween, he should paint each warts the color of M&Ms and draw the little M on it.[1:39:31]   That'd be cute. Be like, I got hit with a bunch of mini M&Ms.[1:39:35]   She eats mini M&Ms, by the way. Those are vile.[1:39:38]   They're good.[1:39:39]   No, the whole ratio is all off with a mini M&M. It's like eating crap.[1:39:43]   The regular M&M's.[1:39:44]   Mini M&M's taste like eating a bunch of stuff from the floor that you're not supposed to eat.[1:39:49]   Mini M&M's are strange. She loves it. I go.[1:39:53]   I hate mini M&M's. Have you seen? There's so many, too.[1:39:57]   They're not even, they're like too small. There's no chocolate inside there.[1:40:02]   The little tuba is so fun.[1:40:04]   That tuba is sickening. I fucking hate mini M&M's. They're the size of nerds.[1:40:09]   You keep it on the little counter and then you walk by, you shake it. There's still a few left in there.[1:40:14]   I'll treat myself to a couple minis. Oh, what a fun experience.[1:40:17]   So here's Eric Weinstein.[1:40:22]   And, you know, he's totally upset. You know, he's obsessed with porn stars.[1:40:27]   He's one of these guys who goes, I find porn stars very interesting. I'd like to interview all of them on my show.[1:40:33]   Oh, yeah.[1:40:35]   Doing some disgusting shit with the porn star.[1:40:38]   It's so disgusting when these old men have like a porn star that they're talking about all the time.[1:40:43]   Or who was, didn't you have Riley Reid?[1:40:45]   Riley Reid.[1:40:47]   Riley Reid?[1:40:48]   She's so smart.[1:40:50]   Maybe she is.[1:40:51]   Saying a porn star is smart is like when people call Candace Owens articulate.[1:40:55]   It's racist.[1:40:57]   All right. Let's hear what Ward says about Miku Kaku. Then we'll go back to Jelly Roll.[1:41:02]   And we'll see what's going on in the world.[1:41:04]   Here.[1:41:05]   Take it.[1:41:06]   Your stagnation in a field called quantum gravity.[1:41:10]   Quantum gravity.[1:41:11]   Quantum gravity is like a startup that cannot ship a product after 70 years.[1:41:17]   And it's still taken over.[1:41:19]   Pretty good run.[1:41:20]   Theoretical physics is sort of the prestige.[1:41:22]   Who the fuck's this?[1:41:23]   In every field.[1:41:24]   And quantum gravity, is there an application for this that they were attempting to achieve?[1:41:30]   It's not a precursor to technology so far as we know.[1:41:33]   But what happened was quantum gravity was a replacement for something.[1:41:36]   Do you want to skip ahead to like five minutes in?[1:41:39]   Thank you.[1:41:40]   Yeah, we're just looking for the Miku Kaku call out.[1:41:43]   I'm not really interested in quantum lies, lies from the professors.[1:41:49]   That's what I mean. Imagine working so hard to understand finally[1:41:52]   what one of these quantum guys is talking about.[1:41:55]   Reading all these books, these texts, learning all these science words.[1:41:59]   And then the guy, you finally understand him.[1:42:02]   And now he's telling all lies.[1:42:04]   Yeah, now of course, yeah.[1:42:05]   Now I have to figure out what's lies.[1:42:07]   Here's what I know.[1:42:08]   Eric Weinstein is a troublemaker.[1:42:10]   He's never done it or accomplished anything.[1:42:12]   Stop listening to him.[1:42:13]   Stop inviting him over.[1:42:14]   Stop entertaining him.[1:42:16]   In fact, go after him.[1:42:18]   Electrogravitics.[1:42:20]   The high-brow version of this is called quantum gravity.[1:42:25]   And all the most respectable people are in it, and it doesn't work.[1:42:28]   And you can't say, why are we doing this if it doesn't work?[1:42:32]   Why can't I say, Ed Witten's great, but he made a terrible blunder.[1:42:37]   David Gross and Ed Witten should be in front of the community explaining,[1:42:43]   why did you take all the-[1:42:44]   So do people, when I just said that, do people like Xander and Brandon Mueller get it?[1:42:48]   Oh, Alex Gross.[1:42:49]   We had this listener named Alex Gross.[1:42:52]   He might still be around.[1:42:54]   Do you think Alex Gross got to go to the Aeros tour?[1:42:57]   He was a big Taylor Swift fan, and there was a big falling out with him with the listeners.[1:43:04]   I loved Alex Gross, of course.[1:43:06]   Super nice Jewish kid.[1:43:09]   Long, gross nose.[1:43:12]   By the way, your last name?[1:43:14]   Not allowed to be Gross.[1:43:17]   Change it now.[1:43:20]   I won't even accept that on one of my period.[1:43:22]   One of the students of mine, Alex Gross, your name's not Gross.[1:43:25]   Take this back.[1:43:26]   I'm not even reading your paper until you're done with this name.[1:43:30]   So Alex Gross, I did a bit called Swangin' Apes.[1:43:34]   You know what Swangin' Apes is?[1:43:36]   Oh, yeah.[1:43:37]   Swangin' Apes is a bar that I wanted to open up in Wisconsin Dells.[1:43:43]   Swangin' Apes.[1:43:46]   And it's a racist, very racist bar about...[1:43:52]   You ever see these?[1:43:55]   You know what that is?[1:43:56]   Is this painting a picture to anybody?[1:43:58]   What about this?[1:43:59]   Kinda, yeah.[1:44:01]   Swangin' Apes.[1:44:03]   You see what they're pushing up in those bras?[1:44:06]   Disgusting.[1:44:07]   So I wanted to open a bar, Swangin' Apes, because in Wisconsin Dells they have a bar called...[1:44:12]   And I'm not kidding.[1:44:15]   In Wisconsin Dells they have a bar called Niggs.[1:44:20]   And their slogan is, come get a swig at Niggs.[1:44:24]   N-I-G apostrophe S.[1:44:27]   Do you think that's still open?[1:44:29]   And they're allowed to do it.[1:44:30]   Yes, it's still open.[1:44:31]   They sell t-shirts.[1:44:32]   And everybody around Wisconsin Dells, my favorite hangout, hideaway, is walking around going,[1:44:38]   I got a swig at Niggs.[1:44:39]   Niggs.[1:44:40]   I love it.[1:44:41]   Fan favorite just because it's saying Nigg.[1:44:45]   And everybody laughs and everybody plays in it.[1:44:47]   So I go out right down the street, I'm opening it up, Swangin' Apes.[1:44:51]   So I came up with a concept for this.[1:44:53]   And then all of a sudden this Alex Gross, according to listeners, created his own Swangin' Apes website and materials and logos.[1:45:06]   He went ape for Swangin' Apes.[1:45:07]   He went ape and he started, you know, according to the listeners, he took a bit from the show and kind of made it his own.[1:45:16]   I didn't have a problem with it.[1:45:18]   Oh.[1:45:19]   But I didn't even know he did it.[1:45:20]   I'm acting as a guy who doesn't know because I believe Alex Gross is still listening.[1:45:25]   And someone said something about Gross here.[1:45:31]   I brought up Alex Gross really quickly.[1:45:32]   And then I was thinking, is like Xander and Brandon Mueller and these older listeners around the Alex Gross controversy.[1:45:38]   Are they getting all excited when they hear Alex Gross?[1:45:40]   Isn't that funny?[1:45:42]   No other shows really sit back and discuss how funny something like that is.[1:45:46]   So Alex Gross, may he rest in peace.[1:45:51]   You know, I saw he hit like on one of my posts a couple weeks ago.[1:45:54]   Yeah.[1:45:55]   I love listener stuff.[1:45:57]   I love all listener stuff.[1:45:58]   Oh, by the way, that guy who yelled at me last week about-[1:46:01]   He apologized?[1:46:02]   No.[1:46:03]   I just wanted to say his girlfriend did email.[1:46:05]   Yes.[1:46:06]   We're going to put a note on that because we have a guy to punish who thinks, you know, you have to message me first.[1:46:13]   You can't message Jules and get out your anger at me.[1:46:17]   That means you're scared of me.[1:46:19]   And if you're not scared of me.[1:46:22]   I was so mad about him during the show that he would have killed me.[1:46:24]   Wait till you hear.[1:46:25]   We've got a great listener story.[1:46:26]   People love stuff about listeners, right?[1:46:28]   This is confirmed.[1:46:29]   I hope so.[1:46:30]   Don't worry.[1:46:31]   You don't got to worry if you're a listener.[1:46:32]   Go.[1:46:33]   Oh, I hope you don't pick on me next.[1:46:34]   I better get out of here before it's too late.[1:46:36]   It's not going to be you.[1:46:37]   Are you mentally retarded?[1:46:39]   No, then it's not going to be you.[1:46:41]   You have nothing to worry about.[1:46:43]   I only go after the extreme mentally ill bottom of the barrel.[1:46:49]   I mean, he called me a liar first.[1:46:51]   So wait till you hear this.[1:46:53]   You got a guy calling Jules a liar.[1:46:54]   You won't stand for this.[1:46:57]   They're not going to stand for it.[1:46:58]   It's crazy, but it's great.[1:46:59]   No, it's great.[1:47:00]   We got to get revenge on that guy.[1:47:02]   And if he is listening today.[1:47:05]   And also I want to reveal who he is because he's sensitive, but then he was OK.[1:47:10]   Save it.[1:47:11]   I mean, there's nothing to say other than this.[1:47:12]   Oh, I got a whole other thing to say.[1:47:15]   I don't like when people decide what's nothing and what's not.[1:47:19]   I saw him after this disparaging us in the BBG as revenge.[1:47:23]   Yes, we'll do it all in a second.[1:47:27]   So, yes, I just brought up this guy's name.[1:47:30]   It has nothing to do with nothing.[1:47:31]   I only do stuff like that to make it worse for the Clippers.[1:47:34]   You know, now the Clippers going to clip around that or leave it in.[1:47:37]   See how good your clip channel grows.[1:47:41]   See how much people start liking Red Bar with all this crap in it mixed throughout.[1:47:48]   All right.[1:47:49]   Here's Eric Weinstein.[1:47:50]   Let's hear him dissing Michu Kaku, who we weren't supposed to talk about today, but did.[1:47:55]   Because you know what?[1:47:57]   I'm getting involved in this Michu Kaku stuff now.[1:48:02]   You know what I mean, Jules?[1:48:03]   Like there's something about him that I feel like might just stick around this area and things are going to be great.[1:48:11]   All right.[1:48:12]   Let's listen to this.[1:48:13]   All the smartest people, all the resources, all the attention.[1:48:17]   Michu Kaku, get Michu Kaku in here with me.[1:48:19]   Listen to this.[1:48:20]   Eric Weinstein.[1:48:21]   Michu Kaku is out of control.[1:48:23]   Okay.[1:48:24]   There's not.[1:48:25]   He can't be.[1:48:26]   He's out of control.[1:48:28]   What did he do that was out of control?[1:48:31]   You know, I don't like how he gets to go around and pick fights with all these.[1:48:34]   He's a bully.[1:48:35]   The other scientists don't want this and they're not equipped to deal with this disgusting little snake like action.[1:48:42]   You go on Joe Rogan.[1:48:44]   Joe just had Michu on.[1:48:46]   And now you're going, he's out of control?[1:48:48]   He's out of control?[1:48:51]   In what way?[1:48:53]   Listen to this.[1:48:54]   And then you put up a picture of him?[1:48:56]   People, all the resources, all the attention.[1:48:58]   This is nuts.[1:48:59]   I'm standing up for this Michu Kaku.[1:49:00]   Get Michu Kaku in here with me.[1:49:04]   Michu Kaku is out of control.[1:49:07]   How?[1:49:08]   Sean Carroll is covering up for this.[1:49:09]   Okay.[1:49:10]   Yeah.[1:49:11]   Yeah.[1:49:12]   They're all covering up.[1:49:13]   These guys are just doing sci-fi daydreaming and you can't let them just fucking enjoy it.[1:49:19]   They're ch-nerds.[1:49:21]   They don't have anything?[1:49:22]   Well, this guy actually take him down.[1:49:24]   He is out of control.[1:49:25]   That guy's out of control.[1:49:26]   Trust me.[1:49:27]   I could tell by a guy's eyes.[1:49:28]   Maybe that's why the Chinese continue to trick me.[1:49:31]   There's an anti Michu Kaku guy in the chat.[1:49:34]   He says Michu Kaku is a giant fag.[1:49:37]   So what's going on?[1:49:38]   Because I'll tell you this.[1:49:40]   I saw Michu Kaku on Rogan.[1:49:42]   Fell in love with him.[1:49:43]   That's all I knew of him.[1:49:45]   Then I see this clip of Eric Weinstein saying he's out of control.[1:49:49]   I go, well, I choose Michu.[1:49:52]   That's all I know.[1:49:53]   Then I saw this other podcast of some really crazy douche kid pretending to be Rogan interviewing Michu.[1:50:02]   Try to pull that one up.[1:50:03]   Okay.[1:50:04]   Send it over.[1:50:05]   And that guy was being kind of shitty to Michu.[1:50:11]   Now that I think of it.[1:50:12]   And then I saw Michu Kaku on StarTalk with the black science Afro guy and they were being shitty to him.[1:50:22]   And now you say a guy in the chest say, no, no, Michu sucks.[1:50:26]   How could he suck?[1:50:29]   That's what I mean.[1:50:30]   Are the Japanese and Koreans able to trick me?[1:50:33]   I'm the only brand of people.[1:50:35]   Maybe I can't read their eyes.[1:50:38]   To me, every Japanese is nice.[1:50:42]   Every Korean.[1:50:43]   No, I've got plenty of Koreans I hate.[1:50:46]   But Michu Kaku, my read on him is that he's a wonderful man.[1:50:51]   So the fact that everybody else is trying to convince me that he's not, I'm very curious.[1:50:57]   And now I'm wondering, are all those people somebody I need to be investigating in Michu is great.[1:51:02]   Should I be wrong?[1:51:04]   We'll find out.[1:51:05]   Let's hear a little bit more.[1:51:07]   In what way?[1:51:09]   They are too kind, Brian Greene.[1:51:12]   Like I had this interchange with Brian Greene where I said, you know.[1:51:16]   And it's like, he does this every week though.[1:51:19]   Every week, Eric Weinstein is the only guy causing drama.[1:51:22]   Like everything was fine in this physicist community until him and his brother got involved.[1:51:30]   And every week it's a new thing with these two.[1:51:33]   I say, kick them out of academia.[1:51:35]   Someone says Michu loves to stretch the physics to the point of fiction, aka he's cool.[1:51:40]   Another guy says, yes, exactly.[1:51:42]   Michu is a trickster.[1:51:44]   Interesting concept.[1:51:47]   Or is he seeing what you're unable to see?[1:51:51]   I tend to go with people who start claiming stuff that's like so futuristic and out of this world.[1:51:58]   I tend to like them.[1:52:00]   You know, Kanye West, Michu Kaku.[1:52:03]   These are people who, you know, you gravitate to these people because maybe they have the secret that we're all missing.[1:52:10]   Maybe they know.[1:52:12]   You know, and I think that there are some people who have a different, you know, sense of what's going on.[1:52:19]   Maybe Michu just knows way more to the point where, yes, it's going into science fiction territory, but so what?[1:52:26]   Science fiction is only science fiction now.[1:52:33]   So I would say I don't get mad for people going into science fiction land, especially when the science fiction happens to be on my side like Michu says.[1:52:43]   This quantum computing is going to bring me to where this company needs to be.[1:52:48]   I got a lot of plans for quantum computing.[1:52:50]   Now, I don't like technology in any other way except for quantum.[1:52:54]   You know, this is atom based computing.[1:52:56]   It's 10 million times faster.[1:52:57]   How does it work?[1:52:59]   Attach a computer to the atom.[1:53:01]   I don't know.[1:53:02]   It'll work.[1:53:03]   Trust me, they'll figure it out.[1:53:05]   And I just got to say, if Eric Weinstein's against you, you're the good guy.[1:53:13]   Yeah, someone says Eric Weinstein is a micro hat magician.[1:53:18]   A micro hat magician?[1:53:22]   Sorry, the chat is cracking me up today.[1:53:24]   Okay, what's so funny about that?[1:53:25]   He's a micro hat magician.[1:53:27]   What's a micro hat?[1:53:28]   So then I saw this.[1:53:30]   What's up, guys?[1:53:31]   Look at this hat.[1:53:32]   Wait till you meet this guy.[1:53:34]   So apparently some people think that-[1:53:36]   Is this the guy with the picks on his wall?[1:53:38]   Yes.[1:53:39]   There are, because of Joe Rogan, there's like a million guys like this.[1:53:46]   They're dumb as the nail.[1:53:49]   They dress like Rogan did in like 98.[1:53:55]   So it's so weird.[1:53:56]   Like these guys actually are what Rogan truly is.[1:54:01]   Like this is how Rogan used to not only look, but act.[1:54:06]   This guy now has a show.[1:54:08]   I don't know who this kid is.[1:54:09]   What's this guy's name?[1:54:10]   Do we know?[1:54:11]   What's this guy's name?[1:54:12]   Wait till you meet this guy.[1:54:13]   Julian Dory.[1:54:15]   Do you guys know this guy?[1:54:16]   Julian Dory, 423K subscribers.[1:54:19]   Look at this profile pic.[1:54:20]   He's huge.[1:54:21]   Does this guy look like any guy that should be nothing but a jerk?[1:54:25]   This is a total jerk off Maroon.[1:54:29]   I mean, look at this guy.[1:54:31]   The combo of photos he has on the wall.[1:54:34]   He's got Steve Jobs.[1:54:35]   He's got the Kennedys.[1:54:37]   He's got Rihanna.[1:54:38]   He's got Post Malone.[1:54:40]   So I already know what this guy's doing.[1:54:42]   He saw Rogan and he's refusing to even entertain the idea that he is literally doing Rogan.[1:54:53]   You know?[1:54:54]   And then I wonder how many guys?[1:54:55]   There must be hundreds of these guys, right?[1:54:57]   Hundreds of guys doing me.[1:55:04]   So there's got to be thousands of guys doing Rogan.[1:55:08]   And it's like so gay because they try to like impersonate his curiosity, you know?[1:55:17]   And it's like, ooh, that's what really drills me hard against the wall.[1:55:23]   So I want to show you this guy.[1:55:25]   He had Michu on.[1:55:27]   And then we will get back to Jelly Roll.[1:55:29]   Trust me.[1:55:30]   Watch this guy, though.[1:55:31]   Let's see what his gimmick is.[1:55:33]   What's up, guys?[1:55:34]   If you're not subscribed, please subscribe.[1:55:36]   Please smash that like button on the video.[1:55:38]   That's immediate.[1:55:39]   And I know everybody does that, Mike.[1:55:41]   No, you're if they ask you to do that, that's put their name on the one mark.[1:55:47]   That's how you instantly know they're up to no good when that's their concern.[1:55:52]   Their main concern when the show starts is to get you to subscribe and like instead of show you some great scrolling credits and this.[1:56:02]   So never trust a subscribe and like person, OK?[1:56:08]   They will do anything for clicks.[1:56:10]   If they're going to say that out loud.[1:56:12]   Imagine what they're doing behind the scenes.[1:56:14]   If they're willing to say that out loud.[1:56:16]   Imagine if I asked you guys a thing.[1:56:19]   You'd go nuts.[1:56:20]   Enjoy the show.[1:56:22]   Julian Dorey podcast.[1:56:24]   Well, I believe in the God of Einstein.[1:56:26]   This is his opening.[1:56:27]   He believed in God, but not the God that maybe I should skip through this stupid opening.[1:56:33]   Wait till you hear how he treats Miku too.[1:56:35]   He acts like he's like Joe Rogan.[1:56:38]   Like what I mean is he talks to Miku as if he's as established as Rogan.[1:56:44]   But Miku doesn't know who he is.[1:56:48]   Oh, wait till you see this asshole.[1:56:54]   Nice graphics.[1:56:55]   It is great to see you, sir.[1:56:56]   Thank you for coming down here from New York.[1:56:58]   My pleasure.[1:56:59]   What is the at the beginning of.[1:57:02]   Comment down below.[1:57:03]   It's great.[1:57:04]   There's nothing to comment on.[1:57:05]   Nothing to comment.[1:57:06]   Comment down below why for the algorithm for you.[1:57:09]   So you could trick more people into watching this horse shit.[1:57:12]   We're coming for you.[1:57:16]   Jesus Christ.[1:57:17]   And that hat.[1:57:19]   No good.[1:57:21]   That hat is terrible.[1:57:22]   That's a terrible, terrible way to wear a hat.[1:57:25]   He's even got Kylie.[1:57:27]   This guy's not.[1:57:28]   Yeah, he's got all these pictures on his wall.[1:57:30]   That's Jules' favorite part.[1:57:31]   The assortment is very random, I guess.[1:57:34]   Well, he learned this from Joe Rogan posting pictures of celebrity mugshots.[1:57:39]   So he just had any celeb of any kind.[1:57:41]   Yes.[1:57:42]   Well, this shows what he's trying to say to you is this guy is show cultured.[1:57:47]   He loves everyone from Jay-Z to John F. Kennedy.[1:57:51]   Steve Jobs and Elon Musk front billing here.[1:57:54]   Top billing.[1:57:55]   Can you bring a white power hand?[1:57:57]   Imagine.[1:57:58]   This is the new army of fucking losers out there.[1:58:02]   They think Elon Musk is the smartest guy in the world.[1:58:06]   Joe Rogan is the best philosopher.[1:58:09]   Oh, but they they're so cultured.[1:58:11]   They still love Rihanna and Post Malone and Kylie because you know what?[1:58:17]   She's important to our culture, right?[1:58:19]   You figure that out.[1:58:21]   All these old timers, too, of course.[1:58:24]   Yeah, he's into the old.[1:58:25]   Yeah, right.[1:58:26]   Oh, Kurt Cobain.[1:58:27]   Where'd you hear about him?[1:58:29]   So this guy and this is how I was introduced with him because I started getting into meet you.[1:58:34]   And then I see Eric Weinstein.[1:58:36]   He's more on Eric Weinstein's side, this guy.[1:58:39]   But let's just pick on this guy now.[1:58:41]   I didn't plan on doing any of this, but you guys all hate this guy's guts to pieces, right?[1:58:47]   Like, I'm sure I'm not seeing the chip, but you're like you want him to die, right?[1:58:51]   They hate him.[1:58:52]   OK, good.[1:58:53]   Watch this.[1:58:54]   Your career when you got into this, this had been something that as a child, you were fascinated by physics.[1:59:03]   And I always want to know, like, what's the initial spark that gets you into that?[1:59:07]   Like, what's the day one where you're like, I want to learn about the theory of the universe?[1:59:11]   Time stamps below.[1:59:12]   Oh, yes, some asshole goes, Mike, please start adding time stamps.[1:59:16]   Prop the show.[1:59:17]   Why?[1:59:18]   So you could skip ahead?[1:59:19]   I might remove the whole sliding thing.[1:59:23]   You got to watch from start to finish with this red bar, please.[1:59:26]   I had another guy listen to this guy goes, hey, Mike, I noticed your player doesn't allow me to watch it in double speed.[1:59:36]   Oh, what a tragedy.[1:59:38]   You can't just fast forward.[1:59:43]   And you don't even think that that's a problem.[1:59:45]   That's how I know it's such a problem that you don't even think that's something unusual to say to someone.[1:59:49]   Hey, Mike, I was trying to make you talk two times faster to get it over with sooner.[1:59:54]   But I noticed that there wasn't a button to do that.[1:59:57]   Cameron, please make sure write this down.[1:59:59]   I don't want any buttons on that thing anymore.[2:00:01]   You lock them in.[2:00:03]   You watch it from start to finish.[2:00:05]   One city.[2:00:09]   Or not at all.[2:00:10]   You know, so, yeah.[2:00:12]   And if you came in here late today, please shut this off.[2:00:14]   You got to rewatch all this stuff now.[2:00:16]   So here is Michikaku.[2:00:18]   I don't know if I told you anything about this or if there was anything to tell you.[2:00:21]   It's just that I hate this guy, this new kid I'm finding here.[2:00:24]   Where is he?[2:00:25]   That's Michu, of course, who didn't need to do the show.[2:00:28]   But you got kids like this out there writing emails to them.[2:00:32]   And, you know, Michu doesn't know him from Dave Rubin, from this guy.[2:00:37]   You know, they for all he knows.[2:00:39]   Hey, you got 400K subscribers.[2:00:42]   This is just as good as Rogan to me.[2:00:44]   You know, I'll trust this guy.[2:00:46]   Because these guys calm the algorithm.[2:00:48]   You can see he's doing this whole thing.[2:00:51]   Comment down below.[2:00:52]   Subscribe.[2:00:53]   Like and subscribe.[2:00:54]   So this guy is a numbers guy, right?[2:00:56]   He needs that high number.[2:00:57]   He's using that high number to email guests like Michu.[2:01:00]   And, meanwhile, again, if this is what you see him doing on screen within the first minute,[2:01:06]   imagine what he's doing all day.[2:01:09]   And remember, everybody with a high number, this is them at home all day doing as much,[2:01:14]   you know, a million and one tricks, a million and one shortcuts and cheat codes.[2:01:19]   And every day they're Googling what is the best.[2:01:22]   And believe me, that's what Josh Denny does.[2:01:24]   That's what all these guys do.[2:01:26]   And I need you to know how pathetic that is.[2:01:28]   I need you to envision them doing it.[2:01:30]   So when you see a guy go, hey, hit that like button down there.[2:01:32]   Come on, get the subscribers.[2:01:34]   Imagine him at home researching how to get more subs and do all those little clicks and copy and paste.[2:01:41]   This is what he's doing.[2:01:43]   Meanwhile, you imagine me.[2:01:45]   I'm all I'm driving.[2:01:48]   OK, that's him.[2:01:50]   I don't know what you imagine with you.[2:01:51]   Imagine me.[2:01:52]   But believe me, it's not over the computer trying to do codes.[2:01:55]   OK, no codes, no cheat to win.[2:01:58]   What do you imagine Mike doing?[2:02:00]   Please. No, no, no.[2:02:01]   We're not having that kind of contest.[2:02:02]   Do not imagine me.[2:02:04]   I'll have it privately with the guys.[2:02:06]   Yeah.[2:02:07]   So here's Jelly Roll.[2:02:08]   Let's start building a hatred for Jelly Roll.[2:02:10]   And let's start accusing this Jelly Roll of some stuff.[2:02:17]   Because I have a hunch that this Jelly Roll might be very sensitive.[2:02:27]   He loves Joey.[2:02:28]   Listen to this guy go on and on.[2:02:29]   Here you go.[2:02:30]   I love this too.[2:02:31]   Because your podcast has done wonders for especially artists.[2:02:34]   Here we go.[2:02:35]   Because we don't have platforms to really do this.[2:02:37]   To really come sit down.[2:02:38]   Like the first time I got to hear Stapleton talk for more than three minutes was on your podcast.[2:02:44]   I'd only heard radio sound bites from Stapleton ever.[2:02:47]   Right.[2:02:48]   You know what I mean?[2:02:49]   So it was cool to like actually dig into who Stapleton was.[2:02:51]   You know what I mean?[2:02:52]   So that like shit like that is like everybody you've had on this podcast music wise.[2:02:56]   As a musician we only get these little sound bite excerpts that are fucking publicists.[2:03:00]   I want you to get to know this guy like I did.[2:03:02]   Please.[2:03:03]   Yeah.[2:03:04]   No.[2:03:05]   I told you.[2:03:06]   Is this the Joey Diaz?[2:03:07]   Yes.[2:03:08]   Are we smoking the cocoa?[2:03:09]   So imagine you're me.[2:03:10]   You're at home.[2:03:11]   You finally feel safe.[2:03:12]   Oh, watch Jelly Roll.[2:03:14]   You're half asleep.[2:03:15]   Is this the Joey Diaz?[2:03:18]   Bringing up my harassment.[2:03:21]   Imagine that.[2:03:22]   Imagine you're me and you got to hear stuff like this.[2:03:23]   Every time I tune into Joe Rogan I got to hear a half hour about how Joey Diaz is the nicest best guy that's ever lived.[2:03:32]   For a half hour at night.[2:03:34]   Imagine that.[2:03:35]   A guy threatens your life and then for a half hour a night for the rest of your life you have to hear about how great he is.[2:03:41]   From every celebrity.[2:03:43]   You know how these Hollywood victims feel.[2:03:47]   Exactly.[2:03:48]   So it's disgusting.[2:03:51]   He's friends with almost every enemy I have.[2:03:53]   The bigger the enemy is the nicer the sweeter the guy to him.[2:03:57]   So he's like Sam Tripoli.[2:03:59]   Swedish guy.[2:04:01]   Nicest guy.[2:04:03]   Joey Diaz.[2:04:04]   Heart of an angel.[2:04:06]   You know and then I'm starting to think about how sickening this really is with this best behavior.[2:04:14]   Joe's got something to give me.[2:04:16]   Friendship circle that we're seeing develop.[2:04:19]   You know you're really seeing people approach Joe Rogan with the.[2:04:27]   It's like they know they've got five lottery tickets and three of them are winners.[2:04:34]   And they have one choice to choose one.[2:04:36]   You know they're going in there like I got one shot one opportunity.[2:04:41]   And if I get in with this Rogan I could be like a millionaire by next year.[2:04:46]   You know think about the people who come on his show and how big they become.[2:04:50]   All you got to do is put in this much effort after an appearance on Joe Rogan.[2:04:54]   You know it's similar to being on The Bachelor.[2:04:57]   You're on The Bachelor for two seconds.[2:05:00]   Start an Instagram page.[2:05:01]   As long as you post once a day you now have the opportunity to make a million dollars.[2:05:06]   It's sick.[2:05:07]   So I feel like people are now stepping into Rogan's studio with this fully on their mind.[2:05:13]   More than it ever has before.[2:05:15]   You know the two hundred million dollar man.[2:05:18]   The opportunity.[2:05:19]   The gold rush in Austin.[2:05:21]   And I believe it is skewing the reality of these conversations that we're supposed to be listening to day in and day out.[2:05:29]   And I feel that it is dangerous for us and our kids.[2:05:33]   For those of you on the right it's dangerous to the kids.[2:05:38]   So oh by the way the right ring I got a big win for you guys coming up today.[2:05:43]   For my right wing listeners.[2:05:45]   We got a big win with it.[2:05:46]   It has to do with the tranny on the show BFFs.[2:05:50]   You're going to love this.[2:05:51]   You guys might have been right about their people.[2:05:57]   A little bit more a jelly roll.[2:05:59]   Trust me.[2:06:00]   Trust me.[2:06:01]   I know this jelly roll is going to be a good part of season 20.[2:06:04]   Oh wait.[2:06:05]   You know what.[2:06:06]   You want to hear one of his songs.[2:06:08]   Yes.[2:06:09]   You're going to love it.[2:06:10]   You guys are going to love.[2:06:11]   He's your musician after all.[2:06:12]   Here.[2:06:13]   Send me the link to his song.[2:06:14]   It's laughing gas.[2:06:15]   Or no you could queue it up on now.[2:06:16]   I don't want to play it because you're playing this on Spotify so I'll just send it to you[2:06:19]   on YouTube.[2:06:20]   Oh great.[2:06:21]   Great idea.[2:06:22]   Let's hear a jelly roll.[2:06:23]   Listen to him.[2:06:24]   He's talking about Joey Diaz.[2:06:25]   Yeah that's where I interrupted him.[2:06:26]   Listen to this.[2:06:27]   Love you Uncle Joey.[2:06:28]   God damn.[2:06:29]   You got to meet Uncle Joey.[2:06:30]   You and Uncle Joey together would be like two black holes colliding.[2:06:32]   He brought me on his podcast earlier this year and it was the fucking best.[2:06:37]   Listen.[2:06:38]   He called me one day out of the blue Joe just to hype me up.[2:06:41]   He's like yo fucking jelly I just called to tell you I was just listening to your shit[2:06:44]   and you're the fucking guy.[2:06:46]   This is what I mean like these guests now they're like super fans of Rogan.[2:06:50]   Like he listens to every episode.[2:06:52]   These guys are fans of Kill Tony.[2:06:56]   That was supposed to be the bomb.[2:07:00]   So it's getting weird now.[2:07:03]   It's getting to the point where celebrities are bigger fans of Joe than they are of themselves[2:07:10]   or that Joe is of them and they just come in and they just tell Joe everything he wants to hear now[2:07:16]   instead of hearing anything.[2:07:18]   Anything of good.[2:07:20]   We're getting this.[2:07:21]   And with your fucking jelly manalo you just fucking squeeze them ass cheeks together baby[2:07:25]   and you keep fucking singing and god damn it you're taking over you'll be in arenas in six months jelly.[2:07:29]   Yo six months jelly.[2:07:31]   Jesus Christ.[2:07:32]   And I was just like dude I'm sitting in a parking lot like I can't believe Uncle Joey's on the phone right now[2:07:35]   and I'm just gassed dude.[2:07:36]   I called the label afterwards like god damn it we're fucking.[2:07:39]   I mean I was fucking.[2:07:40]   I should have recorded it.[2:07:41]   He's the ultimate hype man.[2:07:42]   Yeah.[2:07:43]   The ultimate hype man.[2:07:44]   Yeah he don't want nothing but to lift you up.[2:07:46]   He wants to lift everybody.[2:07:47]   Yeah lift me up.[2:07:48]   Throw me off a balcony.[2:07:49]   We have this quote in neon that says get it together bitch.[2:07:52]   We know.[2:07:54]   Right before you go upstairs.[2:07:55]   I know every square inch of that damn mothership just from descriptions that I've heard over the last month.[2:08:00]   Joke World did a compilation of comedians talking about the mothership.[2:08:05]   It's an hour and 42 minutes long.[2:08:08]   Just from this week.[2:08:10]   Really you would run out of tape if you tried to make a full compilation of every comedian talking about the comedy mothership.[2:08:16]   The only compilation that would be longer is every comedian's Bud Light joke in order.[2:08:24]   Each comedian by the way has done 16 Bud Light jokes.[2:08:30]   17 failed Bud Light joke attempts and 100 actual Bud Light discussions.[2:08:41]   If I tried to compile all your comedians talking about Bud Light.[2:08:46]   You know the situation where they hired a tranny for one promo piece only that was only shown for one day.[2:08:56]   If you heard the amount of jokes that need to be dedicated to this Bud Light.[2:09:00]   It's like it's the new Grindr.[2:09:02]   Or you know how like every comedian will mention the app Grindr.[2:09:07]   Like if you talk to a comedian for a half hour you're going to hear him mention Grindr because it's so funny.[2:09:13]   Now the new thing is Bud Light.[2:09:15]   And they can't even remember what they're mad at.[2:09:17]   They don't even know the point of the joke anymore.[2:09:20]   So now like if there's a girl with pink hair.[2:09:23]   Their mind goes to oh dyed hair the left Bud Light.[2:09:30]   So they'll see just a regular girl with pink hair and they'll go you probably drink Bud Light right ha ha ha.[2:09:36]   But nobody's really laughing too hard at these Bud Light jokes.[2:09:41]   They never land.[2:09:42]   Send us your best comedian doing Bud Light jokes.[2:09:47]   And please if somebody can make a montage for me that would be great.[2:09:50]   I could prove it with the montage.[2:09:52]   You'd see the terrible joke after joke after joke.[2:09:56]   And it's kind of just like they don't even do it anymore to tell the joke.[2:10:00]   They do it because it's like saying do you hate trans people?[2:10:04]   Bud Light.[2:10:06]   Bud Light.[2:10:07]   Bud Light.[2:10:08]   Hell yeah.[2:10:09]   That's like what it is now.[2:10:10]   Like Joe is doing it with this writer guy that he had on the show the other day.[2:10:13]   And the guy was going I mean we would all love them again if they just came out and apologized.[2:10:19]   This is what he said.[2:10:20]   We would all love Bud Light if they came out and apologized.[2:10:23]   How would that even look?[2:10:25]   We are sorry for using a tranny and a promo.[2:10:28]   We didn't know you hated them that much.[2:10:31]   What would they say?[2:10:33]   Apologize.[2:10:36]   And they're actually being boycotted.[2:10:39]   Every day Joe follows their stock and reports on it.[2:10:44]   I mean I hear the phrase Bud Light ten times a day while watching these podcasts now.[2:10:51]   And he keeps on repeating I don't know what Shane is going to do man.[2:10:55]   I don't know what Shane is going to do.[2:10:57]   He loved Bud Light.[2:10:58]   So he just can't.[2:10:59]   So this is really happening now.[2:11:01]   That's crazy.[2:11:03]   Okay so Jelly Roll.[2:11:07]   He can't stop complimenting Joe.[2:11:09]   Did we have his song?[2:11:11]   Do you want to hear Jelly Roll's song?[2:11:12]   Let me get a freeze frame of Jelly for you.[2:11:14]   It's a music video that I sent you.[2:11:16]   Oh great so you'll see him in the video hopefully.[2:11:19]   So I heard his song.[2:11:20]   Now at first you're going to think this is good.[2:11:23]   That would be wrong.[2:11:24]   Okay please don't think this is good.[2:11:27]   Think of this as George Janko level music which is what it is.[2:11:31]   And think of this as super cringe.[2:11:35]   It's very heavy handed.[2:11:37]   You know what it's heavy bodied from this big fat fuck Jelly Roll.[2:11:42]   And that name is unprofessional.[2:11:45]   Oh I know that's what the whole big thing is man.[2:11:48]   You hear Jelly Roll is this big fat guy tattoos and then the voice of an angel.[2:11:54]   No.[2:11:56]   I understand.[2:11:58]   I understand the whole gimmick here.[2:12:00]   Jelly Roll.[2:12:01]   And you know why Jelly Roll is so popular with the comedians.[2:12:05]   You know Jelly Roll comes around in Andrew Santino.[2:12:08]   Oh my god Jelly Roll is amazing.[2:12:10]   Sam Tripoli.[2:12:11]   Oh shit Jelly Roll is here.[2:12:12]   Do you actually like him?[2:12:14]   What is this game we're playing?[2:12:16]   Someone says they DJ'd for Jelly Roll back in 2010.[2:12:20]   And let me guess he was the nicest guy.[2:12:22]   Do you have any way to hear his music?[2:12:25]   This song I cannot get out of my head.[2:12:27]   This song I cannot get out of my head.[2:12:29]   This song we've been singing it all day.[2:12:32]   And it's just.[2:12:34]   It's so shit it's good.[2:12:37]   And this is what Jelly Roll is up to.[2:12:39]   Wait till you meet this guy.[2:12:41]   And here's the thing.[2:12:42]   This is why I got to find something good on Jelly Roll.[2:12:44]   I really got to get under his skin because there is nobody.[2:12:49]   Who messes with Jelly Roll.[2:12:51]   Nobody.[2:12:52]   Nobody's never even heard really negative comments you know.[2:12:56]   And I really think that we could get Jelly Roll to you know freak out.[2:13:04]   So here's his song.[2:13:07]   I hope you guys get into this guy as much as I'm kind of like into him right now.[2:13:11]   You know when I first saw his face I go.[2:13:14]   I looked at his Instagram post and I saw his face and I saw his face talking about me.[2:13:23]   Like I saw the future.[2:13:25]   I saw it in his eyes.[2:13:26]   I saw him hating me.[2:13:29]   And it felt dangerous.[2:13:31]   It felt exciting.[2:13:34]   There was a thrill.[2:13:35]   There was a spark.[2:13:36]   So please you got to trust me on this.[2:13:38]   Here is Jelly Roll.[2:13:39]   One.[2:13:40]   Two.[2:13:41]   Three.[2:13:45]   I love this song.[2:13:48]   And everyone respects it.[2:13:49]   I remember it being so serious and sincere.[2:14:17]   They say my lifestyle is bad for my health.[2:14:25]   A little literal here.[2:14:26]   It's the only thing that seems to help.[2:14:36]   All of this drinking and smoking is hopeless but feel like it's all that I need.[2:14:44]   Something inside of me is broken.[2:14:47]   I hold on to anything that sets me free.[2:14:51]   He's reading it off his phone.[2:14:52]   I'm a lost cause.[2:14:54]   Here we go.[2:14:56]   Baby don't waste your time on me.[2:15:00]   I'm so damaged beyond repair.[2:15:05]   Life has shattered my hopes and my dreams.[2:15:09]   I'm a lost cause.[2:15:14]   Baby don't waste your time on me.[2:15:18]   I'm so damaged beyond repair.[2:15:23]   Life has shattered my hopes and my dreams.[2:15:31]   This guy is so full of himself, man.[2:15:36]   What do you guys think?[2:15:40]   One more chorus.[2:15:41]   One more.[2:15:42]   One more.[2:15:43]   Let's hear this.[2:15:44]   Yeah.[2:15:45]   What if the night sky was missing the moon?[2:15:52]   There were no shooting stars to use wishing on you.[2:15:58]   He's looking at you.[2:16:01]   And all of my sorrows.[2:16:04]   Oh shit![2:16:06]   That looks like he looked right at me.[2:16:08]   He just wants to die?[2:16:10]   Wait.[2:16:12]   Look at his eyes.[2:16:16]   Oh yeah.[2:16:18]   The fat fuck.[2:16:28]   I need to get a delay.[2:16:30]   Stupid.[2:16:33]   This is like an American Idol audition.[2:16:36]   I'm a lost cause.[2:16:40]   Baby don't waste your time on me.[2:16:45]   I'm so damaged beyond repair.[2:16:49]   Life has shattered my hopes and my dreams.[2:16:53]   I'm a lost cause.[2:16:57]   Baby don't waste your time on me.[2:17:01]   Oh god.[2:17:02]   I'm so damaged beyond repair.[2:17:07]   Life has shattered my hopes and my dreams.[2:17:12]   You have to listen to this and then imagine that Michael Ray Bower is singing.[2:17:18]   Yes.[2:17:19]   Yes.[2:17:20]   He's very similar to Michael Ray Bower with my hopes and my fears and my dreams.[2:17:25]   So I think you've got to do this as karaoke next week as Michael Ray Bower for the opening[2:17:30]   of season 21.[2:17:32]   Sure.[2:17:33]   I like that idea.[2:17:34]   But here's my thing with him.[2:17:36]   Everybody is putting him on like this.[2:17:41]   Oh he's amazing.[2:17:42]   He's a great singer.[2:17:43]   This guy's so nice.[2:17:44]   This guy's so deep.[2:17:46]   There's really not a lot of people trying to frame him as this really awful fucking[2:17:52]   guy who's not only cringe but like a total liar, a phony, a cheat.[2:17:59]   That's how I feel of him.[2:18:03]   I can tell by the way he looks at me in this video.[2:18:07]   Like when he turns towards me, I can tell.[2:18:11]   It's like I'm the only thing in his foot.[2:18:14]   You know, he could have a great day if I just wasn't in his toe, right?[2:18:18]   It's like that type of thing.[2:18:20]   I'm gonna get ya.[2:18:21]   I'm gonna get that jelly roll.[2:18:24]   Let's unroll that jelly roll.[2:18:27]   I think I could have used some drums coming in.[2:18:32]   Yes, come on.[2:18:41]   Jelly roll everybody.[2:18:43]   So that's my new believe me.[2:18:45]   Life is unfair.[2:18:49]   That's him and uh.[2:18:50]   But I was extremely surprised that's what his most popular song sounded like after singing[2:18:55]   and I thought he was gonna be like Kid Rock.[2:18:57]   No, it was so.[2:18:58]   Yeah, exactly.[2:18:59]   But that is kind of Kid Rock now.[2:19:01]   I guess so.[2:19:02]   You know, they're doing this thing where they want me to believe.[2:19:05]   Oh, that's country.[2:19:07]   You're making fun of.[2:19:08]   No, I'm making fun of your cheap ass.[2:19:11]   Really, really.[2:19:13]   Like you weren't meant to do this.[2:19:16]   You're faking this so hard.[2:19:18]   And you've been faking it hard for so many years.[2:19:21]   And now you've faked it kind of good enough to trick some people.[2:19:25]   You're not tricking me.[2:19:27]   This is not.[2:19:29]   This ain't it.[2:19:31]   And uh.[2:19:32]   Can we find the part where they're.[2:19:33]   Even though it's great.[2:19:34]   It's like.[2:19:35]   Right?[2:19:36]   Everything sounds good.[2:19:37]   He's so cool.[2:19:38]   He's so friendly.[2:19:39]   The song is so good.[2:19:40]   Right?[2:19:41]   He's such a good singer for being such a fat fuck.[2:19:42]   Wait, you should watch this clip.[2:19:43]   I just found a clip on YouTube of him and Joe listening to this like American Idol singer[2:19:48]   and then they both start crying.[2:19:49]   Right.[2:19:50]   And I'm like.[2:19:51]   He just texted it.[2:19:52]   And I just find something so disingenuous about what's going on with him right now.[2:19:58]   And it's like.[2:20:00]   I want him to be watching me.[2:20:02]   Watches me.[2:20:03]   He's going to be like.[2:20:04]   You fat fuck.[2:20:05]   And he's watching me go.[2:20:06]   You fat fuck.[2:20:07]   And you go.[2:20:08]   Oh, how original.[2:20:09]   Fat fuck.[2:20:10]   Listen, Mr. Dick.[2:20:11]   And he's going to do this whole fucking thing.[2:20:13]   Just stay out of it.[2:20:14]   Roll.[2:20:15]   And by the way, you got to change the name.[2:20:17]   I'm going like.[2:20:19]   So predictable on this to a level where he goes.[2:20:23]   I'm owning all this stuff.[2:20:25]   They're never going to call me fat.[2:20:26]   They're never.[2:20:27]   My name is Jelly Roll.[2:20:29]   So I'm going ultra predictable because other guys, they might try to find a little problem,[2:20:34]   a real problem.[2:20:35]   But no, no, no.[2:20:36]   You're a fat fuck.[2:20:38]   Your name is Jelly Roll.[2:20:39]   And yes.[2:20:40]   Yes.[2:20:41]   With our abusers name in your mouth.[2:20:43]   Yes.[2:20:44]   And then you're going to say, you know, then he's going to think.[2:20:46]   It's like Ethan Klein.[2:20:47]   They fantasize about that.[2:20:48]   I'm just some dumb ass like Keemstar guy.[2:20:51]   He's like, oh, yeah.[2:20:52]   What does he got on me that I'm fat and my name is Jelly Roll.[2:20:55]   It's like, yeah, but you don't want that from me in that way.[2:21:01]   It's like Zac Amico.[2:21:03]   I like to tell Zac Amico, you fat fuck.[2:21:05]   Sit down.[2:21:06]   You fat fuck.[2:21:07]   Because everybody goes, I can't do the fat fuck route because it's so easy.[2:21:12]   Yes, it's easy.[2:21:13]   And it's a big problem with the weight.[2:21:16]   OK, look at this.[2:21:18]   This is going to I'm telling you, I'm going to build a case.[2:21:20]   You're going to fucking hate this guy by the end of season 21.[2:21:23]   Here's Joe and him.[2:21:26]   Remember when we had a big hit segment on this show where Chris Ryan[2:21:30]   and Joe were covering an acoustic version.[2:21:35]   Of outcasts.[2:21:37]   Hey, yeah.[2:21:39]   Hey, hey.[2:21:41]   Hey, yeah.[2:21:42]   You think you got it.[2:21:43]   Oh, you think you have it.[2:21:45]   But lying isn't lying when it's lying in love.[2:21:49]   They were covered.[2:21:50]   Yeah, of course.[2:21:51]   Yeah.[2:21:52]   And Chris Ryan and Joe Rogan were weeping over an acoustic cover of Hey Ya[2:21:58]   because they said, listen to how deep these lyrics are.[2:22:02]   And while they might be deep in the black community,[2:22:05]   they ain't black coming out of a big fat white's mouth singing.[2:22:08]   And to watch Joe.[2:22:12]   You know, with one of his mushroom buddies.[2:22:15]   And by the way, are you guys getting sick of everybody taking mushrooms so much?[2:22:20]   We have a great mushrooms idea.[2:22:22]   We've got a great mushroom idea coming up.[2:22:25]   You might see me on shrooms.[2:22:28]   Coming up, but I don't like how everyone's on mushrooms.[2:22:31]   It's probably very dangerous.[2:22:35]   You really haven't thought this through.[2:22:37]   They're like, yeah, I take like mushrooms every day now.[2:22:40]   Oh, so you're totally in another place.[2:22:45]   So, yes, I'm going traditional with a lot of these stances.[2:22:48]   I'm taking it back to the most basic hack.[2:22:50]   Yes, yes, we understand.[2:22:51]   He's so stupid.[2:22:52]   He doesn't know.[2:22:53]   He knows.[2:22:54]   And then.[2:22:57]   Here's oh, yeah, here's Joe Rogan in Jelly Roll.[2:23:01]   Getting so in.[2:23:03]   Again, it's this is what I hate about Adderall.[2:23:05]   This is what I hate about M.[2:23:07]   This is what I hate about even cocaine outside of private experience.[2:23:12]   I don't like when I see people's drug or caffeine or booze start making them all sentimental and lovey.[2:23:23]   And they're just everything.[2:23:24]   It's so embarrassing.[2:23:26]   It's so amateur.[2:23:28]   You guys could see sentimental Mike on M.[2:23:31]   Exactly.[2:23:32]   But you never would, because that's inappropriate.[2:23:34]   It's like Josh Denny's tweets are as inappropriate as this mushiness.[2:23:40]   It's like these are thoughts you're supposed to have by yourself in the shower.[2:23:45]   And then what you get out of having these thoughts is, oh, yes, I think this way, but I cannot say it like this ever.[2:23:53]   Come up with a plan, but they don't come up with a plan.[2:23:56]   They say this non.[2:23:58]   This is drug fueled.[2:24:00]   Non.[2:24:02]   Danny does it.[2:24:04]   Rogan does it.[2:24:06]   And you're about to see some sincerity that needs to be someone says it's like seeing someone's face.[2:24:12]   Exactly.[2:24:14]   Keep it to yourself and be more self-aware.[2:24:18]   If I feel myself getting, then I'm not going to talk.[2:24:22]   OK, I'm going to switch it up because stop feeling yourself.[2:24:27]   Stop getting so you're like losing yourself like a child.[2:24:30]   You need to know what this drug is doing and what's reality.[2:24:34]   And when I see Joe go off the rails here.[2:24:38]   It's it's strange.[2:24:40]   Watch this song at this frequency.[2:24:45]   That's like this insane frequency that's very difficult to reach.[2:24:50]   This young boy has this insane voice.[2:24:54]   He was on one of those talent shows.[2:24:57]   You're going to love this.[2:24:59]   See, can you show us the video?[2:25:01]   There was this young boy.[2:25:03]   I mean, how old do you think he is?[2:25:05]   He's got to be eight, 13.[2:25:08]   OK, so they're watching American Idol.[2:25:10]   This is Simon Cowell, Katy Perry.[2:25:12]   No, this is an old app or it's from Britain or something.[2:25:16]   Here's the thing.[2:25:17]   American Idol is.[2:25:20]   You know, you can't really be touched by that show anymore.[2:25:24]   I'll just say that.[2:25:25]   It's completely creepy.[2:25:27]   It's liminal, right?[2:25:29]   It's.[2:25:33]   It's outdated, at the least, at the very least, it's very outdated.[2:25:37]   Sort of watching and weep over something that's going on in this[2:25:40]   corrupted, manipulative American Idol edited in this[2:25:45]   disgustingly Japanese manner.[2:25:48]   Ever see how they edit these live shows?[2:25:50]   It's like Whitney's roast.[2:25:52]   Let's watch them weep.[2:25:56]   Andrew Lloyd Webber.[2:25:58]   It's a little black kid here.[2:26:00]   If I heard a kid sing like this, I would call the Ghostbusters.[2:26:06]   Look, it's a black kid standing there like this going.[2:26:25]   It's all tape.[2:26:51]   Not a good shot.[2:26:53]   Horrifying.[2:26:56]   Aren't you scared to turn the lights off now?[2:26:59]   So they're both going to pretend that this is music.[2:27:03]   Now, that's what I call some haunting.[2:27:05]   I mean, how old do you think he is?[2:27:07]   Listen to this.[2:27:09]   Eight, 13.[2:27:11]   Oh, they both love this.[2:27:19]   Jelly Roll, you love this?[2:27:25]   Jelly Roll steals Coke from his best friend.[2:27:28]   He's that type of guy.[2:27:30]   You don't love this shit.[2:27:31]   See, this is like the guilty are pretending to be nice lately.[2:27:36]   The guiltiest ones are pretending to be so nice and open lately.[2:27:43]   Beware.[2:27:46]   You know, and now I got to go extra negativo, you know, to balance this out[2:27:52]   because this cannot continue.[2:27:54]   And please do not be fooled by this.[2:27:57]   God.[2:27:59]   God damn.[2:28:01]   God damn.[2:28:03]   Oh, that's mean.[2:28:05]   It's gangster and mean.[2:28:07]   Shut up.[2:28:09]   God.[2:28:12]   Glory.[2:28:14]   That makes me so happy.[2:28:23]   This guy's crying.[2:28:24]   The judge is crying.[2:28:26]   Watch, they're going to start crying now.[2:28:30]   This is the shittiest song I've ever heard.[2:28:32]   In his eyes.[2:28:33]   In his eyes.[2:28:34]   It's a little black kid.[2:28:35]   So young, but just so good you just see it.[2:28:37]   That's incredible, right?[2:28:39]   Oh, dude.[2:28:40]   Wait, skip to 230.[2:28:41]   They start crying in another song, actually.[2:28:43]   Oh, OK.[2:28:44]   They still thought that was beautiful.[2:28:46]   They almost cried, but this will put money in.[2:28:48]   There's another one they're going to cry at this one.[2:28:50]   That was just beautiful, Joe.[2:28:52]   You can't have that.[2:28:53]   You can't have that grill.[2:28:55]   And start talking about how everything's so emotional.[2:28:57]   Please.[2:28:58]   You know, what are you guys actually on?[2:29:01]   What pill is doing this to you?[2:29:04]   Let's hear this one.[2:29:05]   Look at this guy.[2:29:06]   He's from the chapel, the ministry.[2:29:08]   I need to know where this guy actually grew up.[2:29:11]   I feel like some real fakery is going on with this guy.[2:29:15]   Look at him.[2:29:16]   He's all painted up.[2:29:17]   Just perfect, right?[2:29:19]   Just what?[2:29:23]   Political on both sides.[2:29:26]   You support your military brothers.[2:29:29]   But you know what?[2:29:30]   I also think everyone has their own.[2:29:32]   Right?[2:29:33]   You love everyone, right?[2:29:35]   Wrong.[2:29:37]   You got it by chance, Jeremy?[2:29:38]   I definitely remember.[2:29:40]   The very first one he did or the one you just did?[2:29:42]   The very first one he did was called, I think it was James Blunt.[2:29:45]   He did the...[2:29:46]   Yeah, it almost made me...[2:29:47]   Yeah, but I just want you to see this for a second.[2:29:49]   This has been so cool.[2:29:50]   I feel like we're just hanging out and showing each other music.[2:29:52]   We are, man.[2:29:53]   We are.[2:29:54]   We're just chilling.[2:29:55]   I knew this was going to be cool.[2:29:56]   That's what I'm talking about.[2:29:57]   Shut the fuck up.[2:29:58]   Keep it in.[2:29:59]   I want men being a little more strict with the shit that's flying out of their mouth[2:30:04]   10 times a minute.[2:30:05]   This is so great that we're just hanging out with each other.[2:30:09]   You're 58 each.[2:30:11]   Stop.[2:30:12]   This is fucking good.[2:30:13]   That's the fun part about doing podcasts.[2:30:15]   Do you ever see your dad go, oh, it's so great to hang out with you.[2:30:17]   No, he sat there mad and quiet.[2:30:22]   Enough with this.[2:30:24]   Again, what are you lacking in your life that this is so happy and joyful for you?[2:30:28]   If I was sitting by this fat fuck, I'd be like this.[2:30:30]   Holding my fucking breath till he left.[2:30:33]   Big, gaseous, fat fuck.[2:30:36]   To people like you, you just hang out.[2:30:38]   Yeah, just fucking hang and fucking chit chat and say, well, let me show you this other kid.[2:30:48]   Yeah, so he was just crying.[2:30:50]   Watch.[2:30:51]   Oh, here's another big fat mojito.[2:30:53]   Look at this.[2:30:54]   Now they're watching this fake.[2:30:55]   This guy was on Shallow Hell.[2:30:58]   Remember that?[2:31:00]   You know, and I'm so sick of shame on you, Hawaii, for getting your, you know, your children[2:31:06]   to get this out of control with the weight.[2:31:09]   Throw them a little bigger than a ukulele.[2:31:11]   They can't even do the ukulele.[2:31:12]   They're too fat.[2:31:13]   They got to get regular guitars.[2:31:15]   Now they're doing this music.[2:31:17]   Standing outside.[2:31:18]   Oh, he's so great.[2:31:19]   They have the 7-Eleven in Honolulu.[2:31:22]   There is no vowel at the end of these Hawaiian places, fellas.[2:31:26]   It's called Hawaii.[2:31:28]   It's Honolulu.[2:31:29]   Mau.[2:31:34]   Isle instead of island.[2:31:36]   I'm so sick of these guys.[2:31:38]   They're a dime a dozen.[2:31:39]   You go to Hawaii.[2:31:40]   Every fucking portly kid is singing some beautiful somewhere over the rainbow shtick on the guitar.[2:31:46]   He's using a capo, by the way.[2:31:47]   That's why you like the song so much.[2:31:49]   I'd like to see one of these fat Hawaiians take the capo off.[2:31:52]   You'd be like, whoa, shut it down.[2:31:54]   You'd think he was a homeless guy.[2:31:56]   All right, let me just take one of these.[2:32:00]   I'm just kidding.[2:32:01]   You know, you just got to kid your way through this life because it's so brutally gay now, right?[2:32:06]   Isn't everything so brutally gay?[2:32:08]   Do you ever just want to scream, stop being fat?[2:32:11]   Look with this iDubbbz stuff.[2:32:14]   It's like I'm not going to waste my time articulating it outside, you know, beyond.[2:32:20]   This is faggoty.[2:32:24]   Don't make me waste my energy needing to articulate that anymore.[2:32:29]   Wake up out of the gay paree.[2:32:32]   And it has nothing to do with drag store story hours and all the trans people.[2:32:39]   That's not what's bothering me right now.[2:32:41]   What's bothering me is all this kissing and hugging and maturing.[2:32:47]   OK.[2:32:49]   It seems like it stems from a lot of guilt.[2:32:51]   Let's watch.[2:32:52]   We're in a crowd.[2:32:59]   This is just like your music, by the way, Tubbo.[2:33:04]   Where'd you get these lyrics?[2:33:06]   From history?[2:33:08]   Get them chills, Joe.[2:33:10]   He's getting chills, he said.[2:33:13]   I'm getting chills, Joe.[2:33:27]   He's crying now.[2:33:33]   Enough, Lexapro.[2:33:38]   Oh, oh, Joe.[2:33:45]   You're shrooming out, bro.[2:33:47]   These guys look like they drink Bud Light right now.[2:33:52]   You guys are acting like a couple of Bud Light drinking homos.[2:33:59]   It's OK to be a homo in your own way.[2:34:08]   Chase yourself into a lake.[2:34:10]   Crazy, right?[2:34:11]   Why is that?[2:34:12]   No, it's not.[2:34:13]   That's what I mean.[2:34:15]   Stop feeling yourselves.[2:34:19]   I tear up every time, dog.[2:34:20]   Every time?[2:34:21]   You've watched this more than twice?[2:34:23]   I hope not.[2:34:25]   That's stalking.[2:34:26]   Why?[2:34:27]   Why is this getting to you of all people?[2:34:29]   Because that's the kind of music he makes.[2:34:31]   This cheap, fake music.[2:34:32]   But, Joe.[2:34:34]   Well, Joe.[2:34:36]   Look at Joey's swag.[2:34:40]   This is what I do as a joke to George Janko.[2:34:43]   Let's do this for real.[2:34:45]   And then you'll have, guys, what's wrong with being vulnerable?[2:34:49]   You saying that is extremely wrong.[2:34:56]   Look at this.[2:34:58]   Look what I'm seeing.[2:35:06]   While you're sleeping, I'll try to make you proud.[2:35:10]   I thought it was going to fade to black.[2:35:12]   Oh, don't look at Joe.[2:35:15]   Are you guys feeling it in the room?[2:35:17]   Does it feel amazing?[2:35:23]   I choked up the whole time.[2:35:25]   Holy shit.[2:35:26]   How crazy is that, Joe?[2:35:27]   Holy shit.[2:35:28]   Oh, I'm sorry.[2:35:29]   Joe's wiping his eyes.[2:35:30]   Oh, no, please.[2:35:31]   Oh, my God.[2:35:32]   It's just so good, man.[2:35:34]   Joe.[2:35:35]   It's so good.[2:35:36]   Excuse me.[2:35:37]   He's 18.[2:35:38]   Dude, I'm fitting to meet this kid this weekend.[2:35:40]   And I'm literally-[2:35:41]   You're fitting to meet this kid?[2:35:45]   This is what I mean what's going on out there.[2:35:47]   This is what's being celebrated.[2:35:49]   Holy shit, dude.[2:35:51]   So Joe is so suggestible.[2:35:53]   You could just, like, guide Joe wherever you want.[2:35:56]   He's got a little sugar in the tank, as his dad says.[2:36:00]   Proof right there.[2:36:02]   That was insane.[2:36:03]   I didn't know it was that bad.[2:36:04]   Holy shit, is he good.[2:36:05]   Yes, I woke up in the middle of the night to that happening, and it was like, holy fuck.[2:36:10]   Wow, wow, wow.[2:36:11]   So, Jelly Roll.[2:36:14]   My pleasure to meet you, Jelly Roll.[2:36:16]   And, you know, he's not going to like all this faggot stuff.[2:36:19]   He's never heard.[2:36:20]   He can't even believe somebody saying that this day and age, right?[2:36:23]   Jelly Roll.[2:36:24]   Right, Jelly Roll?[2:36:25]   Jelly Roll.[2:36:26]   Please, let's try to cancel Jelly Roll, guys.[2:36:28]   No, I'm just trying to scare Jelly Roll right now, because he doesn't know me.[2:36:31]   This is going to be very confusing for Jelly Roll.[2:36:35]   We're going to take a break when we come back.[2:36:37]   A cooking segment.[2:36:39]   We'll see you guys real soon.[2:36:41]   See you soon.[2:36:42]   For our cooking segment.[2:36:44]   Coming up.[2:36:45]   Swinging up.[2:37:06]   No, not right now.[2:37:35]   No, not right now.[2:38:04]   No, not right now.[2:38:32]   No, not right now.[2:39:01]   No, not right now.[2:39:30]   No, not right now.[2:39:59]   Just kidding.[2:40:04]   Welcome back to Red Bar.[2:40:06]   Hi.[2:40:07]   How are you doing?[2:40:08]   We're going to do a cooking segment.[2:40:12]   I figured, you know, we've got all these great cameras here around the room.[2:40:16]   Look at all these beautiful cameras.[2:40:18]   Why don't we start incorporating, you know, I have a big love for cuisine, right?[2:40:23]   And cooking.[2:40:24]   I just saw, you know, this is so interesting.[2:40:26]   I just saw Patrick Melton, one of our original fools, Patrick Melton.[2:40:30]   He just did a five hour, six hour barbecue stream.[2:40:35]   This was incredible.[2:40:36]   We got to watch Patrick Melton do a big smoked brisket in his backyard.[2:40:44]   And he spoke to the chat.[2:40:45]   It was another brand new version of Melton.[2:40:49]   We really enjoyed it.[2:40:50]   OK, are we good for this?[2:40:51]   Yeah.[2:40:52]   We're ready to go.[2:40:53]   So I'm going to make everybody a new sandwich, one of my favorite sandwiches.[2:40:58]   And I wanted to share this recipe with people.[2:41:03]   It's something I just saw recently and I figured I would make it.[2:41:08]   Let's have a drink.[2:41:09]   Do you guys want to have one more drink?[2:41:10]   Cheers.[2:41:11]   Have a drink.[2:41:12]   Hello.[2:41:13]   Hello.[2:41:14]   Hello.[2:41:15]   Cheers.[2:41:18]   Down.[2:41:19]   Have a little sip here.[2:41:22]   Do we have cooking music and stuff?[2:41:25]   Yes, we do.[2:41:26]   Surely we could get some cooking music in the background.[2:41:28]   Let's just chill.[2:41:30]   That's a little too intense.[2:41:31]   Do we have one with just, you know, I could lower it.[2:41:36]   I could get used to it.[2:41:37]   OK.[2:41:38]   All right.[2:41:39]   So we're doing a sandwich.[2:41:40]   So we've got some mayo here.[2:41:41]   Here's the ingredients.[2:41:42]   Onions, green onions, a plate, some white bread[2:41:47]   and some mayo.[2:41:49]   I don't like mayo.[2:41:51]   So and I think this sandwich has a lot of mayo.[2:41:54]   Now, I only have never tried this sandwich, I'll say.[2:41:58]   But it's quickly becoming one of my favorite sandwiches.[2:42:01]   I've never tried this sandwich.[2:42:02]   I saw them make it in a video.[2:42:06]   And, you know, I meant to watch this video again to see the instructions on this.[2:42:10]   I've only seen this video once, but it was that impact.[2:42:15]   Oh, yeah, of course.[2:42:16]   That's what I'm saying.[2:42:17]   I've only seen this video once.[2:42:20]   And it was that impactful that I think I remembered the recipe by heart.[2:42:24]   So we're going to start with some Japanese mayo.[2:42:26]   I learned about this from Sam, the cooking guy.[2:42:29]   I think it's supposed to be Tangier.[2:42:31]   Now, I hate mayo.[2:42:32]   Right.[2:42:33]   Hellman's, that kind of thing.[2:42:34]   I hate mayo.[2:42:35]   This is cutie Japanese.[2:42:38]   Here, show the close up there.[2:42:41]   Cutie Japanese mayo.[2:42:43]   Looks good.[2:42:44]   And apparently it's supposed to be a little Tangier.[2:42:47]   Right.[2:42:48]   See if they've got one of those heat shields on here, those childproof seals.[2:42:52]   So the kid don't drink too much mayonnaise.[2:42:54]   God forbid.[2:42:55]   God forbid your son has too much mayo.[2:42:58]   Got a little knife here.[2:43:00]   We'll just chill.[2:43:01]   We'll just kind of.[2:43:02]   I want to get better at.[2:43:03]   This is kind of a practice for me.[2:43:04]   I want to get better at talking while preparing food.[2:43:08]   This is a good practice for you for season 21.[2:43:11]   Ew.[2:43:12]   Is it good?[2:43:13]   Yeah.[2:43:14]   No, no.[2:43:15]   I hate mayo.[2:43:16]   Here's another thing I want to say before doing this.[2:43:19]   The approach angle while sitting down.[2:43:22]   Okay.[2:43:23]   So say you're here.[2:43:24]   The approach angles all off.[2:43:26]   Careful.[2:43:27]   I don't want any of that.[2:43:29]   Okay.[2:43:30]   Let's go back.[2:43:31]   None of that.[2:43:32]   None of that.[2:43:33]   Careful.[2:43:34]   The approach angles all off.[2:43:35]   So typically you'd want to be standing at a counter, right?[2:43:38]   And you've got much better approach angle.[2:43:40]   It's much nicer.[2:43:41]   So if you see me start sliding in and the onion and the knife's going everywhere.[2:43:45]   Don't careful.[2:43:46]   Remember, he's sitting at a desk.[2:43:49]   The angles are all off.[2:43:50]   You try sitting down at a desk and cutting up onions here.[2:43:53]   So before you start talking about, he's cutting this.[2:43:56]   Trust me, the sandwich is going to be delicious.[2:43:58]   And the way I cut, it's going to be exactly the way you're going to want it.[2:44:02]   We're going to start with some mayo.[2:44:04]   And for this again, this isn't a joke, by the way.[2:44:07]   I'm not trying to be Tim and Eric.[2:44:08]   This is a serious recipe.[2:44:10]   Now it is, and this is tricky, but it is something that I coined liminal cooking.[2:44:19]   Yes.[2:44:20]   Liminal cooking, of course.[2:44:22]   And what was so weird right after I came up with this idea for liminal food, I saw Hassan[2:44:30]   piker and I'm not kidding.[2:44:32]   I saw Hassan piker on the show, the leftovers.[2:44:35]   And he said that he just came back from Britain and all the food was like liminal space food.[2:44:41]   I couldn't believe it.[2:44:42]   Now I had come up with this concept exactly one day before hearing Hassan say the exact[2:44:49]   same concept on his show.[2:44:51]   I'm not even kidding.[2:44:53]   So I had to tell you that so you don't think I stole this from Hassan.[2:44:57]   Either way, this is powerful enough for me.[2:44:59]   If Hassan sang liminal food, maybe there's something going on with liminal food out there.[2:45:02]   What's going on with the food?[2:45:04]   What is going on with the food?[2:45:06]   And today I present you a liminal onion sandwich.[2:45:11]   And this is not a joke sandwich.[2:45:13]   This is actual real French food.[2:45:16]   So we're going to start with a ton of mayo and I'm just filling one of these little things[2:45:22]   here.[2:45:23]   You can see here you could cut to the close ups, two jewels throughout this whole process[2:45:26]   so that people can see.[2:45:27]   Just keep cutting, you know, like it's a cooking show.[2:45:30]   So we've got the mayo and this is supposed to be better if you don't like plain mayo.[2:45:35]   OK, so we're going to get that off to the side.[2:45:38]   Let's make some room here for us and those onions for later.[2:45:45]   And then, of course, the bread, the bread.[2:45:49]   OK, so I've got green onions and I could have prepped these before, but I thought it would[2:45:54]   be funnier if you guys watch me cut them on the air.[2:45:56]   You never get to see me do stuff like this.[2:45:59]   So we're just going to again, this approach angle got me cutting like a retard.[2:46:03]   It has nothing to do with an experience or that he's wrong.[2:46:09]   OK, so get that out of your head and we're just going to cut some of these green onions.[2:46:15]   We really just want the going a little thick.[2:46:18]   I know what because we really just want the green part here.[2:46:21]   So I'm kind of just cut me.[2:46:23]   I'm telling you the approach angle now I can stand up here.[2:46:30]   My head would be up to the shoes tower.[2:46:32]   You wouldn't see me.[2:46:33]   So it's useless.[2:46:34]   OK, let's try this because I'm telling you it's it's about the approach angle sitting down and cutting.[2:46:40]   It looks like a retard.[2:46:42]   It's like sitting down and reading or sitting down and trying to do math.[2:46:48]   It's tough.[2:46:49]   I'm trying to cut these suckers pretty thin here.[2:46:52]   You know, also this knife isn't that good.[2:46:58]   I did sharpen this about six or seven times and I'm just trying to really get and I think what's happened to here that's really messing me up.[2:47:07]   Our onions have gotten very soggy from sitting out in the heat and they're not giving me exactly the crunchy, crispy cut that I want.[2:47:19]   So I'm kind of showing them a little bit, making them worse and more jagged.[2:47:24]   But don't worry about how it looks.[2:47:27]   Trust me, this food is all in your garbage and your pile.[2:47:32]   That's for use.[2:47:33]   It's a trust me.[2:47:35]   Trust me on all this.[2:47:37]   All of this is doing this on purpose.[2:47:41]   This is all on purpose.[2:47:44]   I'm telling you, you know, with the heat in here and also just a lot of stuff about me in general, it might look like I'm doing bad.[2:47:55]   But I'm telling you, this is this is just what you want.[2:47:59]   And again, it's mostly approach angle issue.[2:48:03]   And if you don't believe that, you're not giving me a fair shot.[2:48:08]   So, yes.[2:48:09]   And it's getting very hot in here due to the ACB.[2:48:12]   Like I'm dripping sweat now. Is there any way we've got to crank that fan up to play three, put it on break and crank that fan up.[2:48:19]   I know it's going to be louder, but sorry, I got to breathe in here, folks.[2:48:23]   We're living in the desert.[2:48:25]   We'll be right back.[2:48:27]   I'll have these cut up for you in a moment here.[2:48:29]   This is going to be nice.[2:48:31]   Just hold on before you turn the camera on.[2:48:35]   Changing my shirt here.[2:48:36]   You wouldn't want people to see me with my shirt off mid show.[2:48:41]   You got that.[2:48:42]   OK, yeah, that's a little bit better.[2:48:44]   Very hot in here today.[2:48:45]   So we're going to call the AC guy and get him down here.[2:48:47]   OK, you can come back to me.[2:48:49]   We're done. Look, all the cutting is done.[2:48:51]   Cut to these close up.[2:48:52]   Show these people what's happening here.[2:48:54]   OK, they must see they must see it all.[2:48:58]   Look at all this beauty here.[2:48:59]   So it would have been nice if I got a garbage go and that's why I mix it on my garbage with the good stuff.[2:49:05]   But look at this.[2:49:06]   You'll see once we clean up here a little bit.[2:49:10]   That this is going to be what you want.[2:49:13]   OK, let's get this out. Remember, this is supposed to be relaxing.[2:49:17]   So, guys, hope you relax.[2:49:19]   Let's all relax.[2:49:21]   Just cleaning up some of the garbage here from the cutting board.[2:49:24]   So you don't need these.[2:49:25]   A lot of cooks will tell you, oh, save this for that.[2:49:28]   Save this for that. Save the bread.[2:49:30]   You make breadcrumbs.[2:49:31]   Save these scraps.[2:49:32]   No, no, no.[2:49:33]   Get the good part of the vegetable.[2:49:35]   Throw the rest on the ground.[2:49:37]   And I hate saving.[2:49:39]   I do not save food. I waste food.[2:49:42]   I'm the type of guy I'll go.[2:49:44]   I'll get a I'll get six steaks.[2:49:48]   And if I unwrap one and one of them is just even cut on a tiny little slant, I throw it right in the garbage.[2:49:54]   I have no patience for imperfect food and I love wasting food.[2:50:00]   I will order three to four entrees.[2:50:03]   Just have a bite of each.[2:50:06]   OK, I am not into saving food or don't waste food.[2:50:12]   None of that.[2:50:13]   So you've got all this beautiful onion here.[2:50:17]   And, you know, this is coming across chopped perfectly, by the way, right now.[2:50:21]   When you look at it, you cut to the up.[2:50:23]   We're being blocked by some NLOs.[2:50:26]   Look at that.[2:50:28]   Now, this is Shire.[2:50:29]   This is Shire.[2:50:30]   Sometimes I use parsley, but today I'm using Shire.[2:50:35]   That's what I thought the guy in the video was calling it.[2:50:37]   He was saying Chives.[2:50:38]   I thought he was saying Shire.[2:50:39]   I go, Jules, we got to get Shire.[2:50:42]   I don't know if they sell it in the States.[2:50:44]   She goes, Shire?[2:50:46]   He was saying Chives.[2:50:49]   Not Shire.[2:50:50]   OK, so here we go.[2:50:52]   This is going to be the onion sandwich, of course.[2:50:56]   And you're just going to want to use white bread for this.[2:50:59]   We've got some white bread here.[2:51:00]   And what you're going to want to do is you want to cut this.[2:51:02]   Everyone's furious that you touched the knife to the garbage hand, by the way.[2:51:07]   This is a kitchen safe.[2:51:10]   What did I do?[2:51:11]   I went like this?[2:51:14]   It's pretty crazy.[2:51:15]   I guess on a cooking show, you would not want that.[2:51:18]   But here at Redby, I mean, come on.[2:51:24]   So what we want to do is we want to make an onion sandwich.[2:51:27]   Now, what's cool about this sandwich, this is a wasteful sandwich, which I like.[2:51:31]   So we're going to cut a whole or we're going to cut the crust off.[2:51:35]   We're going to cut the bread into a circle.[2:51:37]   OK, so you might want to cut through this here.[2:51:39]   So we're going to just use this is like a stamper here.[2:51:43]   This might be perfect, actually.[2:51:45]   Yeah, we're just going to go.[2:51:47]   Just give it a hard push.[2:51:51]   And then we should be able to easily see.[2:51:57]   Do we need the knife here?[2:51:59]   No, it's pretty perforated.[2:52:01]   Let's see, can I get a perfect here?[2:52:03]   This knife was just in the garage.[2:52:05]   This is what he did.[2:52:07]   And we're just going to get this off.[2:52:08]   Wait till you see how nice this is.[2:52:10]   I hate crusts.[2:52:12]   You know, I'll cut I'll buy sourdough bread.[2:52:14]   I'll cut out 90 percent of it.[2:52:16]   I'm eating just a small piece from the middle and I throw out the rest is too hard.[2:52:21]   I just to weigh.[2:52:23]   So I like crusts.[2:52:25]   That's the thing about me.[2:52:26]   You're never going to knock your typical guy.[2:52:31]   OK, so crust garbage.[2:52:34]   And now look at that.[2:52:35]   You've got this pretty perfect.[2:52:37]   Maybe not perfect enough circle.[2:52:40]   It's OK.[2:52:41]   It's OK.[2:52:43]   You know, we were going all over town looking for a little cutter[2:52:47]   or like a hamburger press, patty maker or something.[2:52:50]   Nobody had one.[2:52:51]   Nobody carries that.[2:52:52]   Let's try this.[2:52:53]   Let's try this cop a coupe.[2:52:55]   You guys ever just drink from a coupe?[2:52:57]   Let's try this one here.[2:52:59]   We get a more perfect circle there because really the idea.[2:53:05]   Oh, look at that, Jules.[2:53:06]   Whoa.[2:53:07]   We're going to look at this.[2:53:08]   That's perfect.[2:53:10]   So that's what you want to do.[2:53:11]   Use a coupe or a coup or whatever they call it.[2:53:15]   And then look at that.[2:53:16]   You could save this to make breadcrumbs, right?[2:53:18]   If you're a psycho, you save this, you make egg drop soup.[2:53:23]   Let's do that again.[2:53:24]   These are perfect.[2:53:25]   So my sandwich, first of all, is coming out perfect right now.[2:53:28]   And you guys can all use this recipe[2:53:30]   if you sign up for this curse.[2:53:33]   People are saying the cup thing is genius.[2:53:35]   It's not genius.[2:53:36]   It's very typical and not anything inventive.[2:53:39]   It's just if you think that's genius,[2:53:43]   you're a very low IQ person.[2:53:49]   What would be genius is if I had the exact metal cool looking cutter.[2:53:54]   So now we've got two perfectly.[2:53:56]   Look at these, Jules.[2:53:57]   Who am I?[2:53:58]   Hila Klein.[2:54:01]   Two perfect circles, OK?[2:54:02]   That's going to create the bun for our onion sandwich.[2:54:07]   And again, this is not a bit.[2:54:09]   So here's the part where I wanted to watch because he cut the onion so nicely.[2:54:13]   Would you say I cut it here first or here first?[2:54:17]   No, no. The first way. The first way.[2:54:19]   Really? This way?[2:54:20]   Yeah.[2:54:21]   Oh, yeah.[2:54:23]   Right.[2:54:24]   You want the circles?[2:54:26]   Yeah, but he did not cut a whole thing.[2:54:28]   So he's cut in half the onion and then another half to form a circle.[2:54:32]   So how would that make?[2:54:34]   You know what I mean?[2:54:35]   He didn't cut one long slice.[2:54:37]   He didn't?[2:54:38]   No.[2:54:39]   So he that's why I needed to watch this video over and over again.[2:54:42]   I told you.[2:54:44]   The idea was, and this is what interested me,[2:54:47]   is that a lot of people would think you slice the onion,[2:54:50]   get one full slice that's connected and put it in there.[2:54:53]   No, no, no, no, no.[2:54:55]   What you want to do is somehow cut this in half.[2:54:58]   OK, we'll do it.[2:54:59]   You have two chances, so go for it.[2:55:01]   OK, I'm going to let's just see what we could come up with.[2:55:04]   I swear he was doing something kooky like this,[2:55:08]   but I don't understand how that would work.[2:55:10]   Put it down and then just cut it in the middle.[2:55:12]   Make two halves then if you did something like this.[2:55:14]   No, no.[2:55:15]   I'm telling you.[2:55:16]   What?[2:55:17]   No.[2:55:18]   OK, hold on a second.[2:55:20]   You don't know what you're talking about.[2:55:22]   Trust me, this is what he did.[2:55:24]   Just pull up the video right now and why don't you watch on your own?[2:55:28]   OK.[2:55:29]   Before you could tell me to do this.[2:55:31]   And in the meantime, I'll tell you about the history of this sandwich.[2:55:34]   It's from this YouTube video that I saw.[2:55:38]   I'm burning up.[2:55:39]   Can you put the screen on here so I could take my shirt off for a second and hose down?[2:55:48]   So if people think that I'm losing it here, I'm really it's getting this is like heat stroke territory.[2:55:54]   I think we're up to like ninety five degrees in the studio right now.[2:55:57]   And it's pure humidity and sweat.[2:56:00]   This isn't doing anything.[2:56:01]   Is that thing on full blast?[2:56:03]   It probably ran out of ice.[2:56:04]   There's no way.[2:56:06]   You know what?[2:56:07]   After after this, take a break and run that AC for a little bit.[2:56:10]   Yes, we'll do that because I can't be dripping inside the sandwich.[2:56:14]   OK, you can put me back on.[2:56:15]   Did you figure out how he cuts this onion?[2:56:17]   You can cut it the long ways like you did like this.[2:56:20]   No, the other way like this.[2:56:22]   Yeah.[2:56:23]   See, but then don't cut it again.[2:56:25]   OK.[2:56:26]   And then what do I do after I cut it this way?[2:56:28]   Cut it.[2:56:29]   It's isn't a joke.[2:56:32]   So I cut it this way.[2:56:33]   You want me to do that?[2:56:34]   Yes.[2:56:35]   Right down the middle.[2:56:36]   All right.[2:56:38]   Now what?[2:56:39]   And then put one of them flat down.[2:56:41]   OK.[2:56:42]   And then cut.[2:56:44]   Yes, that way.[2:56:45]   And then make two slices that you make into the circle.[2:56:48]   There you go.[2:56:49]   So see, it's not like you would assume.[2:56:52]   Cut them nice.[2:56:53]   Make them nice and thin.[2:56:54]   That's what I'm going to do.[2:56:55]   I'm going into the middle so I could get the best slices possible.[2:56:58]   Now you want these pretty thin.[2:57:01]   Like you'd be like a perfect burger.[2:57:05]   Slice.[2:57:07]   OK.[2:57:08]   See, like this.[2:57:10]   Perfect.[2:57:11]   And then what you're going to do is you're going to take this.[2:57:13]   Are we watching here, Jules?[2:57:15]   There we go.[2:57:16]   One slice.[2:57:17]   See that?[2:57:18]   It's almost perfect.[2:57:21]   And then you're going to come from this side.[2:57:23]   And again, this is about waste.[2:57:25]   We're cutting out the center of an onion.[2:57:27]   That's why it's important.[2:57:28]   You're not just making slices.[2:57:29]   You're taking the center cut.[2:57:32]   When I go to a restaurant, I go, can I have my onion center cut, please?[2:57:36]   They go, do you know how long that would take?[2:57:41]   Here's the other side.[2:57:42]   Pretty much perfect.[2:57:44]   Slide that over.[2:57:45]   And you don't want to really be touching this.[2:57:47]   There you go.[2:57:48]   Now you got a perfect.[2:57:49]   You see this, Jules?[2:57:51]   Let me show people.[2:57:52]   Looks pretty good.[2:57:53]   Are they even?[2:57:54]   Oh, no.[2:57:55]   No, don't wreck it.[2:57:57]   Just put.[2:57:58]   No, no.[2:57:59]   Hold on.[2:58:00]   I'm so sick of other people lately.[2:58:03]   Here you go.[2:58:04]   See this?[2:58:05]   That's nice.[2:58:06]   That's perfect.[2:58:07]   You put that together.[2:58:08]   Now some people go, why don't you just slice the onion?[2:58:10]   I don't know.[2:58:12]   But trust me, there is a reason behind this.[2:58:14]   Wait, wait, wait.[2:58:15]   Okay.[2:58:16]   Now I might be missing a step here.[2:58:17]   Am I supposed to mayo these buns?[2:58:20]   Let's see.[2:58:21]   I think so.[2:58:22]   Yeah.[2:58:23]   Yeah.[2:58:24]   On the inside for sure.[2:58:25]   Okay.[2:58:26]   So yeah, that's why I have all this mayo.[2:58:27]   Okay.[2:58:28]   So now we're going to take and I got one of these.[2:58:29]   I've never used one of these before, but I don't like,[2:58:32]   I thought this would be cuter than a butter knife.[2:58:34]   This is like a icing spreader, right?[2:58:38]   That you would ice a cake with or a cupcake.[2:58:41]   So I'm going to take some of this here.[2:58:43]   We're just going to do this very carefully and nicely.[2:58:49]   What we want is a perfect layer of mayo.[2:58:53]   Now remember I have to eat this and I don't like mayo.[2:58:59]   You want to get this almost absolutely perfect here.[2:59:03]   Okay, good.[2:59:04]   And then we're going to put that there.[2:59:06]   Let's get our onions back on there.[2:59:12]   Nearly perfect.[2:59:13]   Okay.[2:59:14]   Now we're going to do that to the top too.[2:59:21]   It's so hot in here.[2:59:23]   It's really bad.[2:59:25]   Really bad.[2:59:26]   Okay.[2:59:27]   Now you put the top on there.[2:59:29]   Okay.[2:59:30]   It would be great if I have a napkin because I don't want to lick mayo off my fingers.[2:59:33]   It's so disgusting.[2:59:35]   Do you know what to do next?[2:59:36]   I know what to do next.[2:59:37]   This whole thing is about me not knowing what to do.[2:59:39]   Not, you know, you can't tell me what to do.[2:59:42]   Okay.[2:59:43]   So then what you want to do is you take this sandwich here.[2:59:46]   See, this is, we didn't do our onion good.[2:59:49]   I might have to take the outside layer of this onion off.[2:59:52]   Oh, that's why, you know, what a great idea.[2:59:54]   Perfect.[2:59:55]   Now it's nearly perfect.[2:59:57]   So now what you want to do, and we have to break after this.[3:00:00]   I'm so sorry.[3:00:02]   What you want to do is ice the side of this sandwich and I'll show you why in a second.[3:00:11]   See how liminal this is.[3:00:13]   See the colors.[3:00:14]   See how beautiful that looks.[3:00:17]   This is like such a nice color palette.[3:00:20]   Now, if you use, I think traditionally you want to use Hellmann's, not this Japanese[3:00:25]   meal, because this Japanese stuff is a little more yellow than a Hellmann.[3:00:30]   Okay.[3:00:31]   So you get the sides.[3:00:32]   Don't forget you got to put it on the top too, right?[3:00:34]   Nope.[3:00:35]   No top?[3:00:36]   Nope.[3:00:37]   Okay.[3:00:38]   Stop interrupting my recipe.[3:00:39]   Okay.[3:00:40]   So there we go.[3:00:41]   You take the sides and then what you want to do is you roll this in the chives.[3:00:47]   You want to get a kind of neat, this isn't a joke.[3:00:54]   This is like really fancy.[3:00:57]   And then here it is.[3:01:03]   The final product, the onion sandwich.[3:01:07]   Thank you very much.[3:01:13]   I'm sweating.[3:01:16]   Now again, I hate mayo.[3:01:18]   So, but I got to try it, right?[3:01:20]   Yes.[3:01:21]   Right.[3:01:22]   You want to put on the try it music.[3:01:23]   We rehearsed all of this, but I think she forgot everything we're supposed to be doing.[3:01:28]   Okay.[3:01:29]   Let's try this here.[3:01:30]   I'm going to cooking segment is nothing until you eat it.[3:01:34]   Right.[3:01:35]   Okay.[3:01:36]   Here we go.[3:01:38]   I'm going to try it.[3:01:42]   No, I really don't like it.[3:01:46]   You have to.[3:01:47]   Do I have to eat this?[3:01:48]   Yes.[3:01:49]   This is your sandwich.[3:01:50]   Do the bits.[3:01:53]   Remember we're thinking about eating it.[3:01:56]   We're going to go around.[3:01:58]   No, that's the wrong transition completely.[3:02:01]   Oh, this is really, remember it.[3:02:07]   So it's supposed to be like, it goes into this scene where now I'm going, what the fuck?[3:02:12]   Right.[3:02:13]   You're cutting, cutting between.[3:02:15]   I can't, I don't know if I can.[3:02:29]   Oh,[3:02:51]   the onion sandwich.[3:03:00]   We'll be right back on red bar.[3:03:03]   Don't go anywhere.[3:03:33]   Don't go anywhere.[3:04:03]   Don't go anywhere.[3:04:31]   Don't go anywhere.[3:05:01]   We're stronger.[3:05:02]   We tell all our school friends.[3:05:07]   Sign our cast in the playground.[3:05:11]   Darling, the rest of my body.[3:05:15]   It's yours.[3:05:21]   No.[3:05:24]   You're scared.[3:05:29]   I'm scared too.[3:05:33]   Every time I try to make lunch for anyone else in my head,[3:05:39]   I end up dreaming of you and you come to me.[3:05:45]   Good morning.[3:05:52]   Show me the place where he inserted the blade.[3:05:56]   I'll praise the Lord, burn my house.[3:05:59]   I get lost.[3:06:00]   I freak out.[3:06:01]   You come home and hold me tight as if it never happened at all.[3:06:08]   Good morning.[3:06:14]   Show me the place where he inserted the blade.[3:06:19]   Good morning.[3:06:23]   Where is your light?[3:06:25]   Am I home?[3:06:26]   I will hold you to my chest.[3:06:29]   Where are we?[3:06:30]   Can't exist.[3:06:32]   I will try not to keep you too long.[3:06:43]   So clean your soup maker and breathe in your chicken broth.[3:07:12]   I'll pour in broccoli and everything.[3:07:17]   The tug that's between us, that long string.[3:07:23]   Concord bound to my evening.[3:07:29]   The good hunter's guide to a bad night.[3:07:33]   Darling, I'll spoil it myself.[3:07:37]   You're leaving.[3:07:40]   I'll try just to stroke your dreams better.[3:07:44]   But, darling, I see that you're not really pleased.[3:07:49]   Welcome back to Red Bar, everybody.[3:07:51]   We hope you're having a joyous time here at the Skars Club.[3:07:54]   Thanks for being members.[3:07:56]   Oh, it's fucking crazy.[3:07:58]   Do we still have that on?[3:07:59]   The AC's still on.[3:08:00]   Yeah, we got to turn that off.[3:08:01]   We'll be right back.[3:08:05]   Oh, but every time I try to make love, it's for anyone else in my head.[3:08:11]   I end up dreaming of you and you come for me.[3:08:18]   OK, there we go.[3:08:20]   Hello.[3:08:21]   Yeah, it's really getting loony in here.[3:08:24]   Like, for real, it's like 95 degrees and then the drinking and yelling and smoking.[3:08:29]   It's got us kind of delirious here today.[3:08:32]   And our icy breeze cooler thing that already ran out of ice.[3:08:36]   It's completely empty.[3:08:37]   So it is.[3:08:38]   How many hours did that last?[3:08:40]   Now we're down to 88.[3:08:41]   Because they claimed all day cooling.[3:08:45]   How many hours was that that the ice completely melted in that cooler?[3:08:49]   How many hours has it been?[3:08:51]   Like three.[3:08:52]   Three hours.[3:08:53]   So do not buy the icy breeze unless you want three hours of tiny bit colder than a fan.[3:08:58]   That cost me $4.69 in total with all the accessories they got me.[3:09:02]   That's how you know a product's a scam.[3:09:04]   When you go to their website, they're trying to sell you like 50 new accessories.[3:09:08]   You know who got me good?[3:09:10]   Kenzu Fitness.[3:09:12]   Kenzu Fitness.[3:09:13]   You ever follow them on Instagram?[3:09:15]   I'm buying a product from them every week.[3:09:17]   It shows up.[3:09:18]   It's just broken plastic.[3:09:19]   You know, I'm buying like little grippies and all these things that are supposed to make all these moves in the gym so much funner and easier.[3:09:27]   None of them work.[3:09:28]   Everyone's saying you can leave the air on and they won't mind.[3:09:30]   Is that true?[3:09:31]   Or are they just saying that?[3:09:32]   Oh, it's way too...[3:09:33]   You won't even be able to...[3:09:34]   It'll be...[3:09:35]   We won't even be able to hear ourselves think.[3:09:37]   It's like industrial AC.[3:09:38]   Don't worry, we got a guy coming in.[3:09:40]   It just broke today if you didn't hear the intro because Mike left it on at 55 all night.[3:09:46]   I left it on at 55 all night so it broke.[3:09:49]   I thought maybe, hey man, it's an office.[3:09:52]   55, right?[3:09:53]   Home, 65.[3:09:54]   Office, 55.[3:09:55]   Let's get it cold.[3:09:56]   Let's get it cold.[3:09:57]   No.[3:09:58]   Well, then it shouldn't go down to 55.[3:10:00]   It's like a car.[3:10:01]   It shouldn't go over 40 on the speedometer if it's such a law.[3:10:06]   So yeah, it's 55.[3:10:08]   I just thought the Nest Thermosat, yeah, it's showing 55, but if the, you know, AC could only go down to 60, that's where it'll stop.[3:10:17]   It'll show me 55, but it'll be delivering me 60.[3:10:20]   And I wanted to get its fullest down, you see.[3:10:25]   I could have made it lower.[3:10:27]   Blew out the whole AC.[3:10:28]   Thousands of dollars down the drain and a show where we're delirious now because of the heat.[3:10:36]   So Hal, I'm waiting to hear your review of the onion sandwich.[3:10:40]   So I made this onion sandwich.[3:10:41]   We saw this video of this guy making this sandwich.[3:10:44]   Should we show that?[3:10:45]   Maybe people will understand.[3:10:47]   Or should it be a mystery?[3:10:49]   It's, uh, I, with, so I use Japanese mayo, which has more of a tang, which I like.[3:10:56]   I don't like mayo.[3:10:57]   I find mayo to be, tastes like licking somebody's feet.[3:11:02]   You know, it's just not a good flavor to me.[3:11:06]   It's a very weird, rosy, creamy.[3:11:09]   I hate creamy.[3:11:10]   I hate the taste of cream, but it also does make me sick.[3:11:16]   So I think that has something to do with it.[3:11:18]   It does stink in here like onions, like crazy.[3:11:22]   Um, the sandwich wasn't bad.[3:11:24]   And these old French fucks, this is what they're eating.[3:11:26]   You can do a quick image of the guy.[3:11:28]   I put it in next.[3:11:29]   You know what helps?[3:11:30]   Our show is-[3:11:31]   Show who you're inspired by quickly.[3:11:32]   Yeah.[3:11:33]   Our show is so saturated.[3:11:35]   It might not look as liminal as I wanted it to look.[3:11:39]   Our show has so much great saturation.[3:11:42]   I think you really need to see this sandwich being made again with the color temperature[3:11:47]   just a little bit off.[3:11:49]   Maybe somebody could make it like a little green.[3:11:51]   Yeah.[3:11:52]   So if you guys clip that, can you make the white balance very green and harsh?[3:11:58]   What we want to do is we want to really make this, this thing, you know, ill, like nauseating.[3:12:06]   And I just said you shouldn't show the guy, actually.[3:12:09]   It's your sandwich now.[3:12:10]   Thank you.[3:12:11]   Yes.[3:12:12]   I am the creator of the onion sandwich.[3:12:13]   We're not showing you where we got it from.[3:12:15]   My God.[3:12:16]   There's so much stuff to talk about.[3:12:17]   I think that's true.[3:12:18]   Yeah.[3:12:19]   I think that sandwich will, uh, you're going to remember that sandwich.[3:12:23]   That's going to be a good sandwich to know about if, uh, if you catch my drift.[3:12:28]   Okay.[3:12:29]   Yeah.[3:12:30]   Big show.[3:12:31]   Uh, should we show a little of this?[3:12:32]   I dubs apology.[3:12:33]   Sure.[3:12:34]   I dubs.[3:12:35]   Come on down.[3:12:36]   And I just can't stand this.[3:12:38]   This is making me so upset.[3:12:39]   And I wanted to stick up for, you know, this is so confusing because I dubs, you know,[3:12:46]   here he is.[3:12:47]   And I don't want to spend too much time on this.[3:12:49]   So maybe I'll just cut it to, Hey, if you know, I dubs, you know what I'm talking about.[3:12:53]   Right.[3:12:54]   How about we just do it that way?[3:12:56]   Quick little second.[3:12:57]   How about, yeah, if you don't know what this is about, too bad.[3:12:59]   It's for the people who know what it's actually barely know what it's about either.[3:13:02]   Exactly.[3:13:03]   We haven't been following.[3:13:04]   And I don't want to be here for an hour with this.[3:13:06]   Uh, but I will say this.[3:13:08]   He's making a, an apology video.[3:13:10]   So I guess what happened is he hooked up with this Anissa.[3:13:14]   Remember I drew Anissa, the two tits, the scabs all over her face, the marks.[3:13:20]   You could forget.[3:13:21]   Cheers to Anissa by the way, who we love.[3:13:24]   Uh, Sam Hyde is picking on Anissa.[3:13:26]   Half the internet picks on Anissa because she does what's called ludes.[3:13:31]   I can't get over this.[3:13:34]   Ludes.[3:13:35]   You know, lewd conduct, which is a law.[3:13:39]   So she does ludes, not nudes, ludes.[3:13:43]   But why have I seen so many nudes of her?[3:13:46]   If she's not doing nudes, she's doing ludes.[3:13:49]   What's that about?[3:13:50]   So she used to do nudes.[3:13:51]   Now she does ludes.[3:13:53]   So iDubbbz started with her.[3:13:55]   She's an OnlyFans girl.[3:13:56]   And I guess everybody turned on iDubbbz when he started dating her and they thought this OnlyFans stuff was disgusting.[3:14:03]   They turned on him when she started doing the ludes because they've been together for a long time.[3:14:08]   Oh, okay.[3:14:09]   And then he came out as, uh, he's the one who originated this word simp.[3:14:15]   They created it to describe him because he addressed his audience and that's really all he's been doing.[3:14:21]   He doesn't really have any content to make besides the celebrity boxing match.[3:14:26]   Most of his content has just been videos like this addressing the haters, right, and telling them why they're wrong.[3:14:35]   This one is about how did this one come to be?[3:14:38]   This is just out of nowhere.[3:14:40]   He came out and apologized to Tana for his content.[3:14:45]   That's what this is about.[3:14:46]   But what sparked this video?[3:14:48]   Do we know?[3:14:49]   Well, he had all that beef with Sam Hyde and that other guy during the Creator Clash and that caused a huge shitstorm of hate towards him.[3:14:58]   Yeah, so he's been getting a lot of hate.[3:15:00]   But he already made a video about that and then I guess he just thought that he needed another apology to tack on to that.[3:15:08]   Oh my gosh, you've got that thing still.[3:15:10]   Oh, God. Oh, God.[3:15:12]   Thank you, James Charles.[3:15:15]   So, yeah, he's been getting a lot of hate.[3:15:17]   So basically the whole thing is iDubbbz has abandoned his old school ways.[3:15:23]   You know, this guy used to say the N word.[3:15:25]   He used to say the F word for gay people.[3:15:29]   And now he won't.[3:15:32]   So he's trying to kind of make this argument as simple as that.[3:15:35]   But really that's not what's going on.[3:15:38]   All that happened here is iDubbbz was humiliated.[3:15:42]   He was tortured by all these cool, edgy guys.[3:15:46]   And now he's anti-edgy.[3:15:48]   He's Ethan Klein.[3:15:49]   He's going to do whatever it takes, even if it means denouncing his old self.[3:15:57]   Because to denounce his old self means to denounce all the people who hate him now because of this ludes and Anissa and him being a faggot every day, right?[3:16:06]   So that's what he's doing.[3:16:09]   It's a disgusting trick and I don't really like to see, you know, it disgusts me seeing people talk about it in any other way.[3:16:16]   You know, there's only one way here.[3:16:18]   He was mass humiliated with this Anissa thing.[3:16:22]   And so now he's turning on all those types of people.[3:16:25]   And now all those types of people are bad, which they are.[3:16:28]   Here's why it's so hard to discuss.[3:16:30]   Those people are pretty much all shit.[3:16:33]   But his message is wrong.[3:16:35]   You know why?[3:16:36]   Because I exist.[3:16:39]   I'm the only problem with this whole idea of this maturing and changing and what words you can or cannot say and how that all works out.[3:16:48]   If it weren't for me, all that would kind of make sense, right?[3:16:51]   Now the players would fall where they exactly are right now.[3:16:54]   But the problem with this whole philosophy about this maturing and stuff is that I exist.[3:17:02]   So let's watch this.[3:17:03]   You'll see what I mean here.[3:17:06]   Come on, I.[3:17:07]   My content over time.[3:17:09]   Here he goes.[3:17:10]   For a while, I felt like if I changed my content over time, that people would see that as a reflection of who I am and what I value.[3:17:22]   But I'm starting to realize that that is a very weak and passive way to, you know, run my channel and live my life.[3:17:34]   So I think it's, you know, if I'm going to have the balls to go to Tana's fan meetup and say slurs at her and then make a video about how it's OK to say slurs.[3:17:47]   I think I should have the balls to make an apology video and take accountability for the mistakes I've made.[3:17:55]   So that's what this video is.[3:17:57]   Mistakes I've made.[3:17:58]   So imagine, imagine this, imagine if I came on the show and did a video like this and claimed that every bad thing I've ever done was such a mistake.[3:18:09]   And I'm sorry, and I'm maturing.[3:18:12]   I mean, you'd want me dead, right?[3:18:14]   You'd be so angry.[3:18:15]   That's what's happening with him.[3:18:18]   So it's very unfair to all those people.[3:18:21]   It really is unfair to do this, to go the Ethan Klein route.[3:18:25]   Because the only reason that he's apologizing, nobody's asking him to apologize for anything.[3:18:29]   He's just doing it because he thinks that will make everybody stop hating him.[3:18:34]   Listen, they hate you because you fagged out.[3:18:37]   They hate you because you fagged out with Anissa.[3:18:39]   That's it.[3:18:40]   They just hate you.[3:18:41]   There's nothing right or wrong you could do to clean this up.[3:18:47]   You're just a faggot in their eyes now.[3:18:48]   Get it?[3:18:49]   You're being faggoty.[3:18:50]   That's what you've done.[3:18:52]   You've become a faggot.[3:18:55]   And there's really no other way to put it.[3:18:57]   Again, it's like, I could sit here and exhaust myself explaining how it all went down.[3:19:04]   Or you could, sometimes you just gotta go, this is just faggoty.[3:19:08]   Sam Hyde, hit him![3:19:10]   Hit him![3:19:11]   Throw him against the wall.[3:19:13]   That's what he needs.[3:19:14]   I mean, I like how we get into this thing where everyone thinks that their listeners should be talked to as if you're the teacher.[3:19:21]   Yes.[3:19:22]   Or like the counselor.[3:19:23]   This is what I mean.[3:19:24]   You're here to entertain people.[3:19:26]   Yeah.[3:19:27]   They've totally forgotten this entertainment thing.[3:19:29]   And now everybody is striving to put on the best behavior in front of all their fans and be, you've got to be the most kind, open-minded, simple.[3:19:41]   Everything you do is by the book.[3:19:43]   And where does that get you?[3:19:45]   It gets you here.[3:19:46]   It gets you doing nothing.[3:19:48]   So they've forgotten.[3:19:49]   It's like, okay, let's say you do want to change.[3:19:53]   Let's say you want to make some changes.[3:19:54]   Just do the changes.[3:19:56]   Don't tell anybody about the changes.[3:19:58]   You don't have to declare.[3:19:59]   And then when someone's like, oh, what's up with your N-word video?[3:20:02]   Then you can just be like, oh, I changed.[3:20:04]   Duh.[3:20:05]   Can't you see?[3:20:06]   But you don't even have to.[3:20:07]   All you've done is come out and save change.[3:20:09]   You know, I've got people, I can't believe this.[3:20:11]   I saw people are tracking my use of the N-word.[3:20:17]   Oh yeah.[3:20:18]   They're very concerned.[3:20:19]   There's a large group of people that are very concerned and I could see why, because all[3:20:23]   this horseshit, they're very concerned.[3:20:25]   Oh, is he going to be continuing to say the N-word on season 20?[3:20:29]   Does he still use the N-word?[3:20:31]   Who was that again?[3:20:32]   Now.[3:20:33]   Oh yeah.[3:20:34]   Yeah.[3:20:35]   And then they described it as, oh no, now he says N, he says N.[3:20:40]   This is not the case.[3:20:42]   N has always been around.[3:20:43]   Listen, you need to know when it's, you got to say it in it.[3:20:48]   Like I can't, if I said it right now, it'd be tacky.[3:20:53]   So sometimes these Ns has a nicer ring to it.[3:20:58]   Now I know there's some people in horror.[3:21:01]   They can't figure this out.[3:21:02]   So I don't want to say too much.[3:21:04]   I like to kind of keep this, you know, one of these mysteries that you guys all think about,[3:21:08]   but there is no stopping ever of the, the word, the N-word.[3:21:13]   And the N-word is, I can't tell you why it's being said, why it must be said.[3:21:21]   I've already said too much, but yeah, there's no such thing as any certain rule.[3:21:27]   There's no such thing as any certain rule.[3:21:29]   If some of it's okay, then all of it's okay.[3:21:31]   All there is with these people, it's all guilt based.[3:21:35]   It's all peer pressure based.[3:21:37]   If you keep slim like me, you don't have any friends.[3:21:41]   That's where you got to start.[3:21:42]   You cannot have any friends in this business because your friends in the business are going to be your biggest motivator for this peer pressure changing shit.[3:21:53]   Really.[3:21:54]   So you kind of got to just do what you know is right.[3:21:58]   And I know that's a very strange thing to, to hear surrounding that.[3:22:02]   You must say it because it is right.[3:22:05]   And, uh, and then you have to keep the mystery.[3:22:08]   You can't tell people why you say the N-word or defend yourself against saying the N-word.[3:22:14]   And here take, listen, I don't want anybody else but me saying the N-word.[3:22:20]   And that includes a rapper.[3:22:23]   I want it to just be me and for it to remain extremely illegal.[3:22:31]   I want it to be where you could get arrested if you're dabbling and saying this word.[3:22:35]   That's where I want it.[3:22:37]   Anybody fighting that is crazy.[3:22:39]   Here are the side tips.[3:22:40]   He's doing a whole apology video over a couple of N-words.[3:22:43]   And again, it's like me, me, me, me, me.[3:22:47]   You're not that important.[3:22:48]   The only thing that happened is that he made fun of people the whole first part of his career.[3:22:52]   And now he's getting made fun of and he doesn't like it.[3:22:54]   That's it.[3:22:55]   He made fun of people.[3:22:57]   He picked on people.[3:22:58]   He put them under a microscope.[3:23:00]   Then they did it to him.[3:23:02]   And now he's nice.[3:23:03]   Get it?[3:23:04]   That's what people do.[3:23:05]   That's what people do.[3:23:06]   We saw Melton do it, although he's, you know, forgotten about that.[3:23:10]   Remember when Melton went nice for many years?[3:23:14]   So this is what people do.[3:23:15]   They get picked on.[3:23:16]   They get what's called a taste of their own medicine.[3:23:19]   And then they turn nice.[3:23:21]   And they do this with everything.[3:23:23]   You know, any of these people you see on your screens, please do not trust them.[3:23:26]   Do not go near them.[3:23:28]   They don't know their purpose.[3:23:30]   They're constantly coming to you with some dilemma.[3:23:35]   You know, they don't have anything to say.[3:23:37]   Everybody's content now is kind of just teasers and promos and apologies.[3:23:44]   And nobody's actually giving you much anymore.[3:23:48]   So this is what iDubbbz content is.[3:23:50]   And if you don't want to be the old iDubbbz, well, then be a new iDubbbz.[3:23:54]   But there can't just be, are you just a guy who makes videos apologizing and explaining yourself now?[3:24:02]   Is that what you've become?[3:24:03]   Listen, I ain't into this iDubbbz.[3:24:05]   I ain't into this stuff.[3:24:07]   But I do see it.[3:24:08]   There's just so many people talking about it in so many different ways.[3:24:11]   And really, again, I think all it comes down to is these guys.[3:24:16]   Yeah, it's as simple as that.[3:24:18]   The old, they can't, it's a taste of their own medicine.[3:24:24]   And they don't like it.[3:24:26]   So they're going to come up with rules and they're going to come up with this is bad.[3:24:29]   And listen, I'll tell you this.[3:24:31]   Most of the people, here's the problem.[3:24:34]   Most of the people who do use my favorite words are very bad.[3:24:40]   Josh Denny, Anthony Cumiya, Gavin McInnes.[3:24:44]   So it's very easy to be bullied out of these words.[3:24:47]   To be bullied out of this absurdity.[3:24:50]   Because you don't want to be, you don't want to be lumped in with these terrible guys, which is there are a lot of terrible guys.[3:24:57]   And then you also want to be friends with all these nice people.[3:25:01]   I'll never tell anybody my trick to how I could be friends with all the nice people and give the bad guys their favorite word.[3:25:12]   Hold on.[3:25:14]   Nothing's working.[3:25:16]   You were just saying someone was getting on your ass for saying that.[3:25:19]   Why isn't being Jewish an insult to you, Nick?[3:25:21]   People were like, Vic Berger?[3:25:23]   No, no, never. That's what I mean.[3:25:26]   Any liberal listener, they've never ever even brought up language talk.[3:25:33]   The people who bring it up are always, well, nobody has actually brought it up.[3:25:39]   I just saw this one damn video where this one guy was asking.[3:25:42]   Jimmer Jam.[3:25:44]   Jimmer Jam.[3:25:45]   And that was it.[3:25:47]   There was just some, no, that had nothing to do with anything.[3:25:50]   I saw this one video about a guy asking about the n-word and that's the beauty of it.[3:25:54]   Sheila Aliens was there to defend us.[3:25:57]   Well, it was weird. It was because it's never talked about in the red bar world.[3:26:05]   Because I have a trick to it, you see.[3:26:08]   A mysterious, beautiful, uniting trick.[3:26:18]   And isn't that funny?[3:26:21]   And I'll tell you this, I never get any, nobody gives me language notes.[3:26:26]   Nobody in my life. I've never had a business.[3:26:29]   I've never had anybody talk about the language on the show and that it's too far or too bad.[3:26:33]   Nobody comes after me for that. Nobody cares.[3:26:36]   And nobody has ever complained to me.[3:26:39]   Anyway, the only thing I'm talking about was a discussion of some guy who didn't know me asking a red bar listener.[3:26:45]   He goes, yeah, but he says the n-word, man. Isn't that crazy?[3:26:50]   Which it is.[3:26:52]   That's the thing.[3:26:53]   Nobody should be saying that.[3:26:57]   And that's as much as I could pretty much talk about that.[3:27:00]   But imagine I'm doing, no, this isn't boring.[3:27:04]   No, I mean, not what you're saying. I mean, I thought you were about to press play on his video.[3:27:08]   Yeah, yeah.[3:27:09]   And I was, okay.[3:27:10]   I was just getting ready for.[3:27:12]   So imagine having to come out and do these apology videos.[3:27:16]   And what I really don't like about this, again, this is what I really want people to not do.[3:27:23]   Never think somebody is actually maturing or being positive or being nice.[3:27:30]   Be super suspicious when you see a man plan his evolution.[3:27:37]   I realize that I need to be crystal clear about what I believe.[3:27:41]   So there's no room for ambiguity.[3:27:44]   I am responsible for creating a lot of hurtful and damaging content on this channel.[3:27:50]   And I've also created a culture of apathy and a lot of like cruelty as well.[3:27:59]   Like, you know, some of the videos I've made have been very not edgy.[3:28:04]   I don't think they, you know, some of these videos were edgy.[3:28:07]   I think they were just outright cruel.[3:28:09]   So I don't want people to, you know, get it confused about.[3:28:13]   I always wonder with people like this who do this, you know, like Ethan Klein did it where they change and they.[3:28:21]   You know, their old self was terrible, right?[3:28:24]   Maybe they were terrible.[3:28:26]   Maybe they were actually racist.[3:28:28]   Maybe that's why they have so much guilt about it.[3:28:31]   You know, maybe there are bad guys and they were doing it because they were bad.[3:28:36]   And that's why they're so scared of it.[3:28:38]   You know, me, I look back at every episode, I'm proud of everything that I've ever said.[3:28:44]   I've said some tremendous things about people.[3:28:48]   And, you know, you just cut to the chase with these groups.[3:28:53]   And I think I'm very proud of everything that I said, and I never worry about it.[3:28:59]   I don't sit around and think about my old self.[3:29:02]   My old self was a great guy and my new self even better.[3:29:07]   So to think about your old self in a bad way means maybe you were really bad.[3:29:12]   Maybe you were shit.[3:29:14]   Look at your face right now.[3:29:17]   Look what you're doing.[3:29:18]   I know, it's like he's acting like he walked out on Fifth Avenue and shot someone in the head.[3:29:23]   So maybe in his mind he was a terrible man.[3:29:26]   Maybe he was a racist guy.[3:29:29]   I mean, he sees himself as a terrible guy because all of the people who were once his fans are the ones that are attacking him.[3:29:36]   So he's going, I made these people.[3:29:38]   And he thinks, yeah, I made those people.[3:29:40]   They would never be attacking me.[3:29:43]   And it's like, that's not something you can apologize.[3:29:45]   And then here's what I don't like.[3:29:48]   So his fans are mad at him because of the faggotry, right?[3:29:52]   But then you'll see other people on the other side of this watching be like, OK, so you're telling me you're telling me that you're mad at him because he stopped saying the n-word.[3:30:05]   OK, that's not what's happening.[3:30:10]   That's part of what's happening and a valid part.[3:30:15]   It's about the betrayal.[3:30:17]   It's about the double cross.[3:30:18]   It's about the faggotry.[3:30:23]   But I don't like seeing the people.[3:30:25]   That's why I wanted to bring it up.[3:30:26]   I don't like seeing the people in the comments going, you're mad at him for maturing.[3:30:33]   This isn't mature.[3:30:35]   This isn't mature.[3:30:36]   Sitting here and sobbing is not mature.[3:30:38]   You know, where I stand, I have made some.[3:30:41]   This is like when there's an eight year old that's acting a little more mature than a seven year old because there's seven and eight.[3:30:48]   It's not mature.[3:30:49]   This is mature.[3:30:50]   Ratbar is mature.[3:30:51]   This is mature.[3:30:52]   OK.[3:30:53]   Mature is going about your life believing in what you do, not stressing and agonizing over every little comment that people make.[3:31:02]   And then again, what are you going to do?[3:31:04]   Just do the new content, do the new you.[3:31:08]   So far, all you got is an old you and a couple of apology videos.[3:31:12]   So, you know, the old you is the only business you got.[3:31:15]   You can do whatever you want if you just be cool like this whole thing where he kicked that guy out of the boxing match that everyone's so mad about.[3:31:21]   Yeah.[3:31:22]   You can kick anyone you want out of your event at any time.[3:31:25]   Just do it in a cool way.[3:31:26]   That's exactly like, fuck this guy.[3:31:28]   I did it because he was cruel and he's a racist.[3:31:31]   It's like you got to be cool.[3:31:33]   I just don't know why this is so hard for everybody.[3:31:36]   Every person I watch on this damn YouTube, it's so hard for them.[3:31:40]   They could never get out of their own way.[3:31:42]   They're always involved in this weeping and worrying content.[3:31:46]   And I need to acknowledge that.[3:31:50]   And I'm really sorry that it's taken me this long to acknowledge it.[3:31:55]   The content I'm talking about specifically are content cop videos and videos where I was just generally criticizing people for very lackluster reasons.[3:32:06]   And, you know, obviously didn't have any accountability online whatsoever on my end.[3:32:13]   Accountability? Why? None of this is real, by the way.[3:32:17]   I'm any better than any of these people that I was making content cop videos on.[3:32:21]   And I'm not.[3:32:22]   I'm a human. I'm a real human who makes mistakes.[3:32:26]   Listen, I'm not better than any of the people I've ever made fun of.[3:32:29]   What kind of person would say that about themselves?[3:32:32]   So maybe, yeah, he is a very low person.[3:32:35]   This is the real him.[3:32:36]   And by the way, I didn't think you were cool when you did content cop videos either.[3:32:44]   This is a guy who's always known you've been a nerd.[3:32:47]   And I can't believe, you know, most of the comments are talking about his mustache and hair.[3:32:52]   You thought he looked cooler as a just skinny nerd in a police officer's costume?[3:33:00]   I mean, when will you losers wake up?[3:33:03]   These are theater geek nerd to nerd fagoots.[3:33:08]   Please.[3:33:09]   So, yes, I wish the worst for iDubbbz.[3:33:11]   And please, if you're one of these people after iDubbbz, I support you.[3:33:15]   Keep going.[3:33:17]   He ain't out of this.[3:33:18]   He ain't anywhere near out of this.[3:33:20]   And Sam Hyde, please keep torturing him.[3:33:22]   Torture, torture, torture, torture, torture.[3:33:24]   He deserves it so much.[3:33:26]   And put him through hell, you know.[3:33:28]   And all these guys, you know, this is this is what you're going to get, you know,[3:33:32]   when you build your business upon nonsense and bullshit.[3:33:36]   It's going to come back to haunt you like this.[3:33:38]   They're eventually going to find a reason why they hate you.[3:33:42]   And there it was with iDubbbz.[3:33:44]   Goodbye, iDubbbz.[3:33:46]   And him and I need something fucking worrying.[3:33:49]   All these creators, they sit at home and worry.[3:33:52]   Talk about their plan.[3:33:54]   You have no plan.[3:33:55]   It's like worry and talk about your plan, but then come out on your video.[3:33:59]   Exactly. It's like with the plan fully formed.[3:34:01]   We don't need to hear the things you think of in the shower to yourself.[3:34:05]   You know, it's like Josh Denny's Twitter.[3:34:07]   All Josh Denny's Twitter is, is like him owning the haters in his mind.[3:34:11]   Yes. Oh, my God.[3:34:12]   Let me save this one.[3:34:15]   I've had enough.[3:34:17]   Here's a great one from the other day.[3:34:18]   I always have a few Denny tweets in the pipeline.[3:34:21]   It's really getting quite pathetic out there.[3:34:23]   Everywhere you look is just a man acting so pathetic.[3:34:27]   And saying things that should never be said.[3:34:30]   Can't these people have any fun?[3:34:32]   Here, I put that tweet next up.[3:34:34]   I think I threw away my joint.[3:34:37]   Oh, no. Do you want the bongo?[3:34:39]   Let's see what I got left over here, you know, because we got to smoke weed.[3:34:43]   It's a brand new one. That was a good one, too.[3:34:45]   I threw it away with all my bullshit Russian sandwich crap or whatever I was doing.[3:34:52]   You know, and I hope you enjoyed that sandwich.[3:34:54]   I figure you see me cutting up all this stuff.[3:34:57]   It's got to be fun.[3:34:58]   I enjoyed it.[3:34:59]   What were we going to show right now?[3:35:01]   I just put that Denny tweet is just a small one.[3:35:03]   Yeah.[3:35:04]   To punctuate your point. You were just making.[3:35:06]   Yeah. Look at this.[3:35:08]   So this is from Josh Denny.[3:35:10]   And it's like, keep this shit to yourself.[3:35:12]   I can't believe you're saying this out loud.[3:35:14]   Josh Denny, the most entertaining part about the death of a comedian with mental health problems is how quickly other comedians make it about their mental health problems.[3:35:26]   What a disgusting bunch of mediocre narcissists.[3:35:30]   Did you get that red bar?[3:35:31]   But where was the part where that one this one?[3:35:34]   Josh, why don't I see you hanging out at the clubs?[3:35:38]   I have no interest in socializing with talentless trust fund narcissists constantly feigning victimhood for attention.[3:35:46]   It's like it's like this thing is working out loud.[3:35:50]   That's what you say to the haters.[3:35:52]   And you're not supposed to literally type out.[3:35:54]   So you're in the shower and imagine you're just thinking about the hatresses.[3:35:59]   Wait, what if someone asked me why I don't hang out?[3:36:01]   Exactly.[3:36:02]   That's all this is.[3:36:03]   What if someone asked me?[3:36:05]   So Josh is thinking like, yeah, I'm not a real comic.[3:36:09]   I never go to the clubs.[3:36:10]   Nobody asked him.[3:36:12]   Josh, why don't I see you hanging out?[3:36:14]   I mean, this is so telling.[3:36:16]   This is disgusting.[3:36:18]   Does everybody understand?[3:36:20]   Josh, why don't I see you hanging out at the clubs?[3:36:23]   I have no interest in socializing with talentless trust fund.[3:36:26]   OK, yeah, that sounds believable.[3:36:28]   Real believable.[3:36:30]   And comedy is your life, you said?[3:36:32]   Yeah.[3:36:33]   Here, let me give this over to you one sec.[3:36:35]   Do I got any weed?[3:36:36]   Do I got any reefer?[3:36:37]   Do I got any stuff?[3:36:38]   Do I got any dro?[3:36:39]   We're smoking, we're smoking, we're smoking.[3:36:41]   It's the only way to beat the heat.[3:36:43]   Oh, you got some weed here.[3:36:45]   Great.[3:36:46]   The people are going to love this.[3:36:47]   We'll have a sesh together.[3:36:50]   Now, please don't start smoking weed at home.[3:36:52]   I have actually found it's caused mental illness for me.[3:36:57]   Leading to schizophrenia.[3:37:00]   And I am suffering with being a schizo now,[3:37:05]   which is very damaging to my family and my health.[3:37:09]   You should see what I've been doing to people.[3:37:12]   Real schizo shit, man.[3:37:14]   Really doing some damage and stuff.[3:37:16]   No, that's a joke.[3:37:21]   There's no damaging.[3:37:22]   OK, are we ready to turn the camera back on?[3:37:23]   Thank you very much.[3:37:24]   We got to get the dog water.[3:37:25]   This is just it's a rough day here.[3:37:28]   We're sorry.[3:37:29]   It's not our fault.[3:37:30]   It's the heat's fault.[3:37:32]   Oh, now my TV.[3:37:36]   The TV went off here.[3:37:37]   My monitor is gone.[3:37:38]   You got to give me that remote.[3:37:40]   Somehow throw it to me.[3:37:42]   Yep.[3:37:43]   Whoa.[3:37:44]   OK.[3:37:46]   We've lost my monitor now.[3:37:48]   Can you throw on the brakes screen there?[3:37:51]   This is really I'm telling you, this is like a plague here today.[3:37:56]   I know.[3:37:57]   It's cursed.[3:37:58]   You don't know.[3:37:59]   OK, hold on.[3:38:00]   I'm trying to find you.[3:38:02]   You got a thruster break.[3:38:03]   Just put on the music and the break screen.[3:38:05]   I got to figure this out.[3:38:07]   We'll be right back.[3:38:08]   Well, it's good to see you back in the closer in the shed.[3:38:23]   You don't know where you have been, but you think that you are dead.[3:38:42]   Oh, yeah.[3:39:06]   Oh, yeah.[3:39:34]   Coming back.[3:39:38]   OK, now that's all settled down.[3:39:45]   Delirium setting in.[3:39:48]   I'm telling you, this is like it feels like you're on like an acid trip here today.[3:39:54]   Really?[3:39:55]   Let's smoke some God.[3:39:56]   It is the season finale of Red Bar season 20, season 21, starting next week.[3:40:02]   I clap my hands.[3:40:03]   The heat is radiating out between them.[3:40:06]   This is really too much here today.[3:40:09]   This is why we like to do the show every 22 days would be ideal.[3:40:14]   All right.[3:40:15]   We're packing this bowl with a little guns.[3:40:18]   This is that sticky icky Joey Coco Diaz.[3:40:21]   Oh, by the way, if anyone can get their hands on some of the Joey Diaz official weed.[3:40:26]   Yes, some brand has put out the cocoa, the Joey Diaz cocoa weed.[3:40:31]   Imagine getting that.[3:40:32]   We'll smoke it together.[3:40:33]   Let's take a hit.[3:40:46]   Hell yeah, bro.[3:40:52]   Welcome to Red Bar, the show that goes anywhere and does everything used to be.[3:40:57]   That was just the intro.[3:40:58]   We hope you're having a good time here today.[3:41:00]   Let's have one more.[3:41:18]   Very good.[3:41:22]   Welcome back to Red Bar.[3:41:23]   We hope you're having a joyous time.[3:41:25]   Have one with us.[3:41:28]   Follow along at home again.[3:41:30]   This is the last episode we just found out this morning that this is the last episode of season 20.[3:41:36]   It's been a year and I really think season 21 is going to be the year jewels.[3:41:44]   This is going to be the year that they finally they finally give us some respect this year.[3:41:49]   I think I can't wait to get some respect in this town.[3:41:53]   Yeah.[3:41:54]   So join the Scars Club, redbarradio.net slash Scars Club.[3:41:57]   We're trying to triple the memberships this month.[3:42:02]   So if you could help us do that.[3:42:07]   Oh my God, what next?[3:42:08]   There's so much stuff.[3:42:09]   Yeah.[3:42:10]   What I was thinking is that we could do a big Mike's burger joint.[3:42:15]   No, I want to save that for a bit.[3:42:17]   Let's do some Red Bar in the wild.[3:42:22]   My new favorite segment, Red Bar in the Wild.[3:42:25]   This is where we catch people talking about us behind our backs on other shows.[3:42:33]   People in the street.[3:42:34]   Maybe somebody saw a Red Bar hat.[3:42:38]   Maybe somebody saw a Red Bar shirt.[3:42:40]   But no, it's mostly, hey, did you hear somebody talk about Red Bar on another show?[3:42:46]   And we've got some new submissions this week.[3:42:51]   There's a hundred dollar reward for sending in a usable Red Bar in the wild.[3:42:57]   If your Red Bar in the Wild clip makes it on Red Bar, hunt us down and that hundred will be yours.[3:43:05]   Why don't we get that Red Bar in the Wild music going and then we'll do our first one here today.[3:43:09]   I love these.[3:43:10]   These are my favorite.[3:43:12]   This is my favorite part of the show.[3:43:16]   Are they in next up?[3:43:17]   You bet.[3:43:18]   Here we go.[3:43:19]   Oh, this one everybody saw.[3:43:20]   This was a good one.[3:43:22]   Let's see here.[3:43:23]   I'm opening up YouTube.[3:43:25]   Look at this.[3:43:26]   This is so nuts.[3:43:27]   It's Hasan Piker.[3:43:30]   Hasan Piker.[3:43:32]   Red Bar in the Wild.[3:43:33]   I couldn't believe this.[3:43:34]   And what I couldn't believe more was how many people sent this to me.[3:43:41]   Meaning, why are so many Red Bar viewers watching Hasan Piker's stream?[3:43:49]   I really need answers.[3:43:50]   I mean, this was sent to me over 25 times, posted over four times in the Bring Back group.[3:43:56]   Are these people, you know, I'm watching it.[3:43:58]   This is my job.[3:43:59]   It's my duty.[3:44:00]   I have to see what's going on.[3:44:03]   Why are you watching Hasan Piker?[3:44:06]   I never would have guessed that people would be watching this.[3:44:10]   Should we see what he saw?[3:44:12]   You can kill that wild.[3:44:14]   And then let's see.[3:44:15]   Here's Hasan right now.[3:44:16]   And it looks like he's pulled up a clip of Steven S and Brian Callan.[3:44:21]   Yeah, he's after Steven Crowder.[3:44:24]   As is everybody.[3:44:25]   You gotta listen.[3:44:26]   You can't just because people on the left go after Steven Crowder doesn't mean you gotta stop hating him over here.[3:44:32]   You know what I mean?[3:44:34]   So I feel like people do do that.[3:44:36]   They pick sides.[3:44:37]   They go, I'm not going to go after Crowder.[3:44:38]   You know what?[3:44:39]   That's who the left goes after.[3:44:41]   And I'm going to side with these guys.[3:44:43]   You can't side with a bunch of fags.[3:44:45]   Never.[3:44:46]   It could never.[3:44:47]   You could never side with fag.[3:44:49]   Always remember that.[3:44:51]   It doesn't matter if one fag.[3:44:53]   I mean these are two of the same guys.[3:44:55]   Here's Steven Crowder and Hasan.[3:44:57]   Here's the left.[3:44:59]   The fag on the left.[3:45:01]   And here's the fag on the right.[3:45:03]   They're both, they have almost the same body and head.[3:45:07]   They're both equally whiny.[3:45:10]   Bitch, I mean they're really pretty much good.[3:45:14]   Comparison.[3:45:15]   I would say Hasan probably is less evil than Steven Crowder.[3:45:20]   But that doesn't mean he's less annoying.[3:45:22]   But yes, equally gay.[3:45:24]   Equally, you know, more so because of their height and stuff.[3:45:27]   And then you got Brian Callen here.[3:45:29]   So it makes it really tough.[3:45:31]   It's like we all hate Callen, right?[3:45:33]   And Callen joined the Steven Crowder show, which I still can't believe.[3:45:38]   And I don't think he can believe.[3:45:39]   Wait till you hear.[3:45:40]   What we've uncovered about Brian Callen coming up today in a new segment called[3:45:47]   Can you believe the view counts?[3:45:50]   Wait till you see what we've dug up.[3:45:53]   Those boys is in trouble.[3:45:55]   Okay, so this is Hasan watching Redbar on his Twitch stream.[3:46:00]   Very exciting.[3:46:01]   Please, I bet you probably think ladies have...[3:46:03]   Ladies.[3:46:04]   Huh? How about you probably think that?[3:46:06]   That's the button.[3:46:08]   Shut the button.[3:46:09]   To the co-host of the peanut gallery.[3:46:11]   That's awesome, dude.[3:46:12]   That's so good.[3:46:13]   Okay, this is a coming up.[3:46:14]   Okay, here it comes.[3:46:15]   Was it right at the beginning?[3:46:16]   Who crossed the picket line to write this, Jim?[3:46:19]   Yeah, it's coming up.[3:46:20]   Oh, you didn't see me joking about this.[3:46:21]   I see.[3:46:22]   This is a post-divorce Steven Crowder.[3:46:25]   You know what I mean?[3:46:28]   Getting progressively kinkier.[3:46:31]   No![3:46:32]   Give me that milk.[3:46:33]   Give me that milk.[3:46:35]   This is what they're doing, by the way.[3:46:37]   Just dropping fat loads everywhere.[3:46:41]   That's great.[3:46:42]   Good for them.[3:46:43]   So Brian Callan is at Crowder's.[3:46:45]   There's me.[3:46:46]   Co-host Seed.[3:46:47]   And he's filming himself.[3:46:48]   Hasan's watching me.[3:46:49]   Just doing a promo.[3:46:50]   Here, let's watch Hasan watch me.[3:46:52]   That's coming up, okay?[3:46:53]   About to go live here.[3:46:54]   No, no.[3:46:55]   They should send you the link.[3:46:56]   Okay.[3:46:57]   That way you'll need to hit a button.[3:46:58]   I know, but I'm trying to do promotion right now.[3:47:00]   Steven, let's go live.[3:47:01]   Let's make this the best show ever.[3:47:03]   Oh my God.[3:47:04]   What a pussy.[3:47:05]   Oh, dude.[3:47:06]   You're watching Crowder through me?[3:47:07]   Oh, the peanut gallery, dude.[3:47:09]   Comment on me, please.[3:47:12]   Do not comment on my content through me.[3:47:15]   I'm commenting on the content.[3:47:17]   You must comment on me.[3:47:21]   Never take my content again or I will be pressing charges through YouTube's system.[3:47:27]   We should strike him.[3:47:29]   Strike his whole episode.[3:47:33]   I'm really not okay with this.[3:47:35]   This is an invasion of my privacy.[3:47:38]   I am really not cool with this, bro.[3:47:42]   This is fucked up.[3:47:48]   All right.[3:47:49]   Let's see what he says.[3:47:50]   I think he really enjoys watching red bar, which is, this is what's so great about red[3:47:53]   bar in the wild.[3:47:54]   Mostly it's everybody enjoying red bar.[3:47:57]   The only people who don't enjoy red bar are like criminal, the criminally retarded.[3:48:04]   But you know what I mean?[3:48:05]   Like everybody, you always see guys on the left.[3:48:07]   You see Owen Benjamin and Hassan Piker both enjoying red bar on the same day.[3:48:11]   You see Michael Knowles and Robin Tran both enjoying the red bar on the same day.[3:48:19]   That doesn't mean it's bad and it's time to start leaving because of that.[3:48:24]   That's good.[3:48:25]   That's funny.[3:48:26]   Most importantly, it's funny because of the absurdity of it all.[3:48:31]   There should be nobody good watching red bar and the bad should also hate me equally.[3:48:39]   So that's why it's so funny.[3:48:41]   You see, you see, uh, and I think that's the best way to go.[3:48:46]   And who else is doing that?[3:48:47]   You know, maybe, you know, who else could bring sides like that together?[3:48:53]   You never see people put sides like that together.[3:48:56]   Maybe your papa has.[3:48:57]   Maybe your papa has to put sides together like that.[3:49:00]   So it's exciting to me and you shouldn't go, oh, it's on Monster's Red Bar and our red bar sucks.[3:49:07]   Okay, well, here's Owen watching red bar.[3:49:09]   So red bar rules again.[3:49:11]   It's constant.[3:49:12]   You know, oh, that's not good enough for you.[3:49:14]   Here's Alex Stein.[3:49:15]   Loves it.[3:49:16]   There's nobody worse than Alex Stein.[3:49:19]   He's rotten in a great way.[3:49:22]   Mr. Stein, please.[3:49:25]   I'm always at your mercy.[3:49:26]   You know that, Mr. Stein.[3:49:29]   So I think this is an incredibly cute part of red bar.[3:49:32]   If I was listening, I'd be getting a kick out of this.[3:49:35]   You know, this is the only thing that makes me happy anymore.[3:49:40]   There's this red bar in the wild.[3:49:43]   It is just ridiculous.[3:49:46]   This should never be happening, casually happening.[3:49:51]   It's not right.[3:49:52]   Here's Hassan having a great time.[3:49:54]   This is the best time he's had on stream this week.[3:49:58]   Have you ever seen Hassan smile?[3:50:00]   He's never smiling.[3:50:02]   This is he who's never been happier, Hassan.[3:50:06]   You know, and isn't that nice?[3:50:09]   Oh, no.[3:50:11]   You, you, sir.[3:50:14]   You have no idea what I could have been doing if that camera's turned on.[3:50:19]   Well, yeah, we saw this.[3:50:21]   But you move like you move.[3:50:23]   Bro, he is on folding.[3:50:25]   This is one of those videos like by the third time it gets posted in the group.[3:50:29]   Now it's like.[3:50:31]   Oh, the guy who posted it, he's in big fucking trouble and they hate his guts.[3:50:37]   That's one of these videos.[3:50:39]   I dare somebody.[3:50:41]   Here's a funny prank to do on the BBC.[3:50:43]   If you have the guts, post this video right now and be like,[3:50:48]   dude, holy shit.[3:50:50]   Red bar was on Hassan and then watch the guys go not really get mad.[3:50:57]   It's a hilarious prank that you could do on the guys.[3:51:02]   And I side, by the way, with those guys always, just so you know, FYI nerds.[3:51:08]   I side with the guys that are picking on people all the time in there.[3:51:12]   Those are my guys. That's my crew.[3:51:15]   So obey us.[3:51:17]   It's like it's like layers are peeling off of him.[3:51:21]   Like this is kind of describing Crowder, of course.[3:51:24]   That's exactly why like what he said about that's why you have no friends, Dave.[3:51:28]   OK, so you got to see what's going on.[3:51:30]   Callen pulls up his iPhone to do a promo like like every other comedian does.[3:51:35]   But this promo.[3:51:37]   I was sitting there like watching this the first time, like mouthing, cheering myself on.[3:51:41]   You got this, Mike, explain.[3:51:43]   Every time Mike goes to check out what the clips are like on YouTube.[3:51:47]   And if there's a new clip, he starts watching himself and die.[3:51:50]   Like, oh, yeah, I don't laugh harder, harder at anything.[3:51:55]   That bar is the is the only thing that can make me surprise himself.[3:52:00]   He'll be on the edge of his seat watching a clip and then you'll show you will say something.[3:52:05]   And then real Michael big. There's no show that brings a smile to my face like this red bar.[3:52:12]   You can't just stream live.[3:52:14]   You can't just record footage in Crowder's studio without it being cleared.[3:52:18]   No, no, they should send you. OK.[3:52:20]   He's biting his nails watching me.[3:52:22]   I'm trying to. He's biting his nails.[3:52:24]   We make that out. No, no, they'll send you something.[3:52:27]   That's why you can just from the video still.[3:52:29]   So Crowder, but since he's doing this, it says, no, no, they'll send you something,[3:52:33]   meaning the marketing team will send you an approved image to post when it's time to go live and announce.[3:52:39]   OK, great. Let's hear some more using my content.[3:52:44]   I know, but I'm trying to do a promotion right now. Stephen, let's go live.[3:52:48]   Let's make this special. This is not fair use.[3:52:50]   Look at this. And I'm going to zoom in on this part because here's Crowder and he's furious.[3:52:55]   So let's see, because I want to show his stance as well.[3:52:57]   That's what I think is Callen posting.[3:52:59]   This has got to show that he's already starting to hate him. Yeah.[3:53:02]   So watch Crowder. See this.[3:53:04]   Watch Crowder gets snippy right now.[3:53:07]   No, but I have no idea what I could have been still being watched, of course, by Hassan Piker from the Young Turks.[3:53:14]   You move like a jungle cat.[3:53:17]   Let's go live.[3:53:20]   Oh, what a great pause.[3:53:22]   Look at the shame.[3:53:24]   He's having a great time, kind of scared.[3:53:26]   Why does he seem so tense?[3:53:28]   You know what I mean?[3:53:30]   So Hassan's loving it.[3:53:32]   And congratulations to Hassan on 100 bucks for being on Red Bar.[3:53:37]   That's the deal.[3:53:39]   The people in it also get 100.[3:53:41]   So that was very exciting to see.[3:53:43]   Thank you.[3:53:44]   And again, not something that you got to hate people over.[3:53:48]   But why are people watching Hassan?[3:53:52]   Again, we watch for research purposes.[3:53:55]   I can't believe he's made it into the ways of somebody who watches Red Bar.[3:54:00]   25 people messaging, you know.[3:54:03]   He is Twitch's hottest political streamer.[3:54:07]   Does anybody ever wonder where I come up with the numbers I say for how many people have done something?[3:54:14]   They're always so even.[3:54:16]   So, yeah, 25 people, 26 messaging me like crazy about Hassan.[3:54:22]   I need to know, why are you watching Hassan?[3:54:25]   Thank you.[3:54:27]   So we continued to be in the wild this week.[3:54:29]   This was a good one.[3:54:30]   Here.[3:54:32]   It's Gino Bisconti.[3:54:34]   And I think a caller brought this up.[3:54:36]   This one's so funny.[3:54:38]   Wow, this one is going to be a blast.[3:54:39]   Unfortunately, you're going to have to zoom because I couldn't find it.[3:54:43]   So somebody, wait till you see how this was captured.[3:54:45]   Wait till you see how this was captured.[3:54:47]   It's from Lee Dominique.[3:54:50]   From the Bring Back Room.[3:54:51]   Hey, Lee![3:54:52]   Lee.[3:54:55]   You hate that one.[3:54:56]   Oh, wait![3:54:57]   Leo.[3:54:59]   It's just a god.[3:55:01]   Leo the Lion.[3:55:03]   Leo Dominique.[3:55:04]   Is that your real name?[3:55:06]   Hi, I'm Leo Dominique.[3:55:08]   Where do you make that up?[3:55:09]   Where do you come up with something like that?[3:55:11]   You're showing my secrets.[3:55:12]   You're showing my secrets.[3:55:14]   Leo Dominique, everybody.[3:55:16]   And that's, he posted this.[3:55:18]   And Leo says, go to 239 for red bar.[3:55:23]   Call is 36 minutes.[3:55:24]   Okay, so it's a clip from In Hot Water.[3:55:26]   Somebody's calling in.[3:55:27]   This was good.[3:55:28]   We're going to get Geno all worked up here.[3:55:30]   Remember the old days of getting Geno?[3:55:33]   Worked up.[3:55:34]   Look, he's still...[3:55:35]   Still doing it in exactly the same way.[3:55:37]   Where's Flapbro curious?[3:55:39]   Flapbro Geno![3:55:41]   He's still as good as hell as ever.[3:55:44]   And he's been jumping rope, Jules.[3:55:45]   Did you see?[3:55:46]   Yes.[3:55:47]   He's been jumping rope.[3:55:48]   He's pretty good at jumping rope.[3:55:49]   He looks scary.[3:55:50]   And he uses whatever he has.[3:55:53]   You know what I mean?[3:55:54]   It's like that's his best gym equipment.[3:55:56]   Is that jump rope.[3:55:57]   Which I think they give away free on flights now.[3:55:59]   Jump ropes.[3:56:00]   They're so crummy.[3:56:02]   Have you ever seen a good jumper?[3:56:03]   They don't even make a good jump rope.[3:56:05]   Every jump rope now is a promotional rope.[3:56:08]   From either the dentist or somewhere like that.[3:56:11]   And that's what he's using here.[3:56:15]   So here he is, Geno.[3:56:16]   Oh, and we got a new enemy in this video, right?[3:56:20]   Or Jules does.[3:56:21]   This woman.[3:56:23]   Can we get an ID on this woman?[3:56:24]   I don't know who this is.[3:56:25]   We also have Jules in the house.[3:56:26]   What's up?[3:56:27]   What's up?[3:56:28]   Jules.[3:56:29]   This woman, she's going to be, wait till you see this new fool we found in this woman.[3:56:34]   So here's Geno.[3:56:35]   It's in hot water.[3:56:36]   You guys remember the show.[3:56:37]   It's on Compound Media.[3:56:39]   Anthony Cumia's network.[3:56:40]   Now in this heat, pausing this is going to drive you insane.[3:56:43]   Really?[3:56:44]   Let's see.[3:56:45]   You better be ready.[3:56:46]   But I can't even have that shit.[3:56:47]   Silly, what did you have to say?[3:56:49]   Oh, cause you gotta get out of there for that?[3:56:52]   Let me see.[3:56:54]   So if I'm here, can I just do very good?[3:56:56]   Yeah.[3:56:57]   Okay, good.[3:56:58]   Thank God.[3:56:59]   Let's go to 239.[3:57:01]   Talk about being in hot water.[3:57:04]   I'm in hot air.[3:57:06]   Okay, so 239.[3:57:08]   Oh yes, of course.[3:57:10]   Going through time codes is going to be early.[3:57:12]   That's the only one.[3:57:13]   Okay, great.[3:57:14]   239.[3:57:15]   That's what starts, he says.[3:57:17]   Great.[3:57:18]   And here they are.[3:57:19]   And yes, you're going to start, wait till you meet this girl.[3:57:21]   She's going to steal the show almost as far as annoyances.[3:57:26]   And here's, you know, being lightly thrown off his job over the word red bar.[3:57:34]   Chrissy, you know what?[3:57:36]   This guy, I can't remember his name.[3:57:38]   Somebody was telling me she was, she showed me this video where she said she stole some presents.[3:57:44]   You know, this whole bullshit about.[3:57:46]   Look at this.[3:57:47]   Everybody knows what's being brought up now.[3:57:50]   Chrissy Mars stealing them gifts.[3:57:53]   Isn't this great?[3:57:54]   This is everything I ever wanted.[3:57:55]   She can't go anywhere without this Christmas presents stealing gifts stuff being brought up.[3:58:00]   It's being brought up every day of her life.[3:58:03]   That is exactly what I always wanted with that.[3:58:06]   She can't escape the story she told.[3:58:09]   Remember, she tells the story about stealing Christmas presents.[3:58:12]   Then we show everyone and we're in horror because it's, I can't believe a thief.[3:58:17]   Not here.[3:58:19]   We are very strict about thieves, right?[3:58:23]   Especially they're stealing just a couple of shirts.[3:58:26]   The smaller it's over the line stolen the better.[3:58:29]   Yes.[3:58:30]   So we are, of course, and we have every right to be so super strict on stealing as every comedy show should be.[3:58:40]   We are very strict on stealing.[3:58:42]   That is where we draw the line and we tell, you know, we show her story.[3:58:46]   Then she starts lying, saying that she we made it up, that we're making up a lie about her.[3:58:53]   This has been going on for decades.[3:58:55]   This has been going on for decades.[3:58:57]   And but now it's just every day, any stream she's on, any show she's on the chat.[3:59:04]   Why did you steal the Christmas presents?[3:59:06]   Red bar.[3:59:07]   And then she literally tells the story and defends herself.[3:59:12]   And every day she can she corrects and works on the story.[3:59:17]   It's been like it started here.[3:59:19]   It started with he is lying because he's a troll to listen.[3:59:25]   I, you know, everybody, we all took the presences a bit.[3:59:29]   And it was, you know what I mean?[3:59:31]   It's like she'll depending on how it went that day when the story was brought up on the show she was on or something.[3:59:39]   So, OK, I got to move this.[3:59:41]   And she's writing on it as if it's one of Joe Rogan's damn closers, you know, that he's been working on for four years here on the typewriter.[3:59:49]   And every day she crafts that story until it snowballs into God knows what version now.[3:59:55]   But the good news is it's always being brought up every day, everywhere.[4:00:00]   She's known for those presents she stole because of us.[4:00:05]   Right.[4:00:06]   Because of us.[4:00:08]   And that means everything to me.[4:00:12]   And thank you all for so much for doing this.[4:00:16]   Isn't that great? All right.[4:00:17]   So this is that's what the caller should have talked about, this Christmas presents stealing.[4:00:22]   Can you believe that's a story that still goes around?[4:00:25]   Presents like anyone cares.[4:00:26]   But oh, the the old hey, the old red bar thing that she stole.[4:00:31]   I don't even know that bit.[4:00:32]   So what did she say?[4:00:33]   Red bar.[4:00:34]   That's it. Red bar.[4:00:35]   Yeah. By the way, red bar is fine.[4:00:37]   Red bars fucking started a whole fucking wave of fucking.[4:00:41]   You know, it's a genre.[4:00:43]   It's a genre.[4:00:44]   Red bars. Fine.[4:00:45]   Red bar has started his own genre of.[4:00:51]   Wow.[4:00:52]   There's not many people who start genres.[4:00:55]   And I'm telling you, the people who did.[4:00:58]   Are very cool.[4:01:01]   Genre starters.[4:01:03]   It's pretty much what everyone strives for.[4:01:05]   That's pretty big.[4:01:06]   I have started a genre.[4:01:09]   And this is my enemies telling you that I have created a genre.[4:01:15]   And that is exactly what I have done.[4:01:17]   And listen to this.[4:01:18]   That's it. Red bar.[4:01:19]   Yeah. By the way, red bar is fine.[4:01:21]   Red bars fucking started a whole fucking wave of fucking.[4:01:24]   You know, it's a genre.[4:01:27]   It's a genre of shit.[4:01:29]   Like, let me explain.[4:01:30]   You get guys will call it for lack of a better word.[4:01:32]   The win by two podcast.[4:01:33]   Okay.[4:01:34]   And you'll get some fucking steel to boring fucking nobody that lives in Detroit.[4:01:38]   And a guy in South Jersey.[4:01:40]   And they will go on the air.[4:01:41]   And even though they've never done anything concerned about radio.[4:01:45]   Other than get fucking inexpensive Mike and Internet access.[4:01:49]   And they've never done stamp in their life.[4:01:51]   They will go on the air and they'll this is how dumb they are.[4:01:54]   They'll say, oh, and Anthony did so bad.[4:01:57]   They gave him the light to get him off stage.[4:01:59]   Now, Anthony.[4:02:00]   Anthony killed it.[4:02:01]   Again, this is like Josh Denny.[4:02:02]   It's like, why are you saying this out loud?[4:02:08]   Do you hear the even just the tone of this?[4:02:10]   No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.[4:02:15]   It's like that's a joke tone for a whiny, for a whiny stupid retard.[4:02:23]   And you just really do that as a tone.[4:02:26]   That's psycho.[4:02:28]   That's what I mean.[4:02:29]   It's like you see steel toe do stuff like this.[4:02:32]   You can't actually be doing that outside when they are talking about how red bar destroyed[4:02:38]   talking about.[4:02:40]   That's Napoleon dynamite level stuff.[4:02:46]   No, like it's literally not a level you.[4:02:51]   You can't really act like that.[4:02:55]   Say it to your head in the shower and shut up.[4:02:59]   Shows.[4:03:00]   And here's what they don't know about comedy.[4:03:02]   I don't know if you know this and we'll get to a guy who runs a comedy club.[4:03:05]   You always get the light at the end of your set.[4:03:07]   So, yeah, you always.[4:03:09]   He started going off on just giving an example of shows that talk shit like red bar.[4:03:15]   And now but there's one stuck in his mind because it was somebody making fun of Anthony[4:03:21]   Kumiya for having to get the light.[4:03:24]   They were trying to get him off stage because he was doing so poorly.[4:03:27]   So Gino is not only giving you an example of a show like that, but really getting involved[4:03:34]   in defending count Kumiya at the same time.[4:03:37]   So it's a lot.[4:03:38]   It's a lot to take in at once.[4:03:40]   Sure.[4:03:41]   A DeVito.[4:03:42]   You ignore it.[4:03:43]   And then you'll also say, oh, this is like radio.[4:03:47]   You tell me who the guy is.[4:03:48]   Because I'm getting every time I go on YouTube.[4:03:50]   Other people will call in and they won't fucking listen.[4:03:53]   They'll try and talk over you because they're too fucking R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D to realize people[4:03:57]   can't hear you when the host is talking.[4:03:59]   And then the host will go back to you and say, hey, buddy, did we lose him?[4:04:03]   No, no, no.[4:04:04]   Can you hear me?[4:04:05]   Yes.[4:04:06]   You were talking to me, Sully.[4:04:07]   I'm sorry.[4:04:08]   Quickly.[4:04:09]   Can you just tell me who the guy is?[4:04:10]   Because I was saying on my algorithm on YouTube.[4:04:11]   Who's the guy?[4:04:12]   Red bar.[4:04:13]   Red bar.[4:04:14]   Red bar.[4:04:15]   He's got one clip and that's it.[4:04:16]   On his algorithm on YouTube.[4:04:17]   Tell me out here, Sully.[4:04:18]   What is this?[4:04:19]   He's got glasses.[4:04:20]   He's got a beard.[4:04:21]   Red bar.[4:04:22]   That's red bar.[4:04:23]   So what?[4:04:24]   Who is he?[4:04:25]   I'm saying.[4:04:26]   I don't know who.[4:04:27]   I can't.[4:04:28]   He's the king.[4:04:29]   I keep hearing it mentioned on Twitter.[4:04:30]   People are asking.[4:04:31]   He's the king?[4:04:32]   Flat-broke Cheeto.[4:04:33]   Who is he?[4:04:34]   He is the king.[4:04:35]   No, no, no.[4:04:36]   He's the king.[4:04:37]   He's the king.[4:04:38]   He's the king.[4:04:39]   He's the king.[4:04:40]   He's the king.[4:04:41]   He's the king.[4:04:42]   He's the king.[4:04:43]   Who is he?[4:04:45]   Never thought I would see the day.[4:04:47]   This is happening.[4:04:48]   Red band.[4:04:49]   Red band.[4:04:50]   That's red bar.[4:04:51]   So what?[4:04:52]   Who is he?[4:04:53]   I'm saying.[4:04:54]   I don't know who.[4:04:55]   I can't.[4:04:56]   He's the king.[4:04:57]   I keep hearing it mentioned on Twitter.[4:04:58]   People are asking me.[4:04:59]   I don't know.[4:05:00]   And I don't want to watch anything and fuck my algorithm.[4:05:01]   I don't know what it is.[4:05:02]   He doesn't want to fuck his algorithm.[4:05:05]   So on top of all of this, you have this girl.[4:05:09]   He doesn't want to fuck his algorithm.[4:05:14]   And she's just shouting into the mic.[4:05:19]   I love her now, actually.[4:05:20]   We got to find her.[4:05:21]   The first time I watched this, I was in such a bad mood.[4:05:23]   I think it was like 6 a.m. and Mike had just woke up and then he starts loud.[4:05:27]   When Mike's sleeping, I'm creeping around the house like someone dies if I make a noise.[4:05:33]   When Mike wakes up, Gino video.[4:05:35]   I'll do it.[4:05:36]   Yes.[4:05:37]   She'll be sound asleep.[4:05:38]   And then I'm getting, he's going to fuck his algorithm up.[4:05:42]   Through the show notes.[4:05:43]   And I was so mad.[4:05:44]   But now watching it now, I love her.[4:05:47]   Well, let's see.[4:05:48]   I mean, maybe she didn't get to the part where she broiled your...[4:05:51]   I mean, she's horrible, but now I appreciate it.[4:05:54]   How about that?[4:05:55]   I don't know if you'll, you're going to regret saying that, I think.[4:05:59]   Listen.[4:06:00]   You mentioned on Twitter, people are asking me.[4:06:02]   I don't know.[4:06:03]   And I don't want to watch anything and fuck my algorithm up if I don't know what it is.[4:06:06]   He doesn't want to fuck his algorithm.[4:06:08]   What the fuck is it?[4:06:09]   What is it?[4:06:10]   She gets it.[4:06:11]   It doesn't want to fuck the algorithm up.[4:06:14]   That's not what he's doing.[4:06:16]   What's your fucking algorithm?[4:06:18]   It's what the Chinese...[4:06:19]   Is that such a severe mockery of what's happening right now?[4:06:23]   Also, the guy who's calling in is a Redbar fan and is just fucking up.[4:06:26]   Oh, really?[4:06:27]   Yes.[4:06:28]   He's in the chat right now.[4:06:29]   There's nothing worse than like making fun of the character that somebody is clearly[4:06:34]   doing.[4:06:35]   You know, they're like making fun of it.[4:06:36]   If it's this guy is so stupid.[4:06:38]   Listen to him.[4:06:39]   It's like, yeah, he's doing a bit.[4:06:40]   You're the stupid ones who think it's a real caller.[4:06:43]   Remember?[4:06:44]   So she's sitting there like mocking this clearly retarded character that this guy is doing.[4:06:52]   But she thinks it's a real guy.[4:06:54]   Glasses.[4:06:55]   He's got a beard.[4:06:56]   He's got a flannel on.[4:06:58]   That's Redbar.[4:06:59]   So what?[4:07:00]   Who is he?[4:07:01]   I'm saying.[4:07:02]   I don't know.[4:07:03]   I can't.[4:07:04]   He's the king.[4:07:05]   I keep hearing it mentioned on Twitter.[4:07:06]   People are asking me.[4:07:07]   I don't know.[4:07:08]   I don't watch anything and fuck my algorithm up if I don't know what it is.[4:07:11]   He doesn't want to fuck his algorithm up.[4:07:14]   What is it?[4:07:15]   She gets it.[4:07:16]   She gets it.[4:07:17]   I like that.[4:07:18]   He doesn't want to fuck the algorithm up.[4:07:21]   What's your fucking algorithm?[4:07:23]   It's what the Chinese tells you what you're going to like.[4:07:26]   Yeah.[4:07:27]   So your algorithm on YouTube, I would imagine it's on YouTube.[4:07:30]   Just say like if his videos pop up, be like, I don't want to see this.[4:07:34]   What?[4:07:35]   That is cancel culture.[4:07:36]   What the fuck?[4:07:38]   They don't want to see this?[4:07:40]   He said that people should be clicking on.[4:07:43]   I don't want to see this when my videos pop up on YouTube so that YouTube restricts me.[4:07:48]   That's defamation.[4:07:49]   It's cancel culture.[4:07:52]   Let's sue him for taking money out of our pockets.[4:07:55]   Trying to cancel us.[4:07:57]   So OK, let's hear some more.[4:08:00]   It really is crazy that they didn't even consider this caller was putting on a bit.[4:08:07]   And Gino just sits here getting fooled by these people 24 hours a day, letting them[4:08:11]   run all over him and his show.[4:08:13]   I mean, he really gets upset about it, too.[4:08:15]   He's not kidding around.[4:08:16]   I mean, look at him.[4:08:18]   Holy fuck, we also have Jules in the house.[4:08:22]   What's up?[4:08:23]   What's up?[4:08:24]   Look at this asshole.[4:08:25]   That's insane.[4:08:26]   It's like in the first Harry Potter, sorry, when he takes off the thing at the back of[4:08:30]   his head and Voldemort is there.[4:08:33]   I mean, that's liminal.[4:08:34]   Like, if you just saw this, you'd be like, oh, it's like some liminal picture from like[4:08:39]   when camcorders first came out.[4:08:43]   It's like the CGI from 2008 of a guy on the back of another guy's head going.[4:08:51]   That really.[4:08:52]   Ooh.[4:08:53]   When you cut it off here.[4:08:54]   Oh, that's freakish.[4:08:55]   That is really shocking.[4:08:58]   Can somebody paint me this?[4:09:00]   But make make it not warped, though, like even that shit out, make it look normal and[4:09:07]   nice.[4:09:08]   Oh, God, he's a creepy guy, huh?[4:09:15]   This pendant here, a suit, a headband with the suit coat.[4:09:21]   It's wild.[4:09:23]   OK, let's see how he carries on.[4:09:26]   How is he going to get himself out of this?[4:09:28]   And will we think this co-host is cute or?[4:09:34]   We're 50-50 right now.[4:09:35]   Yeah, we'll find out.[4:09:37]   I know, but I don't know who he is.[4:09:38]   I've never heard of him before YouTube.[4:09:40]   So how is he relevant?[4:09:41]   I don't understand.[4:09:42]   Have you heard of Google?[4:09:44]   Yeah.[4:09:45]   Yeah.[4:09:46]   Why don't you Google him?[4:09:47]   I did.[4:09:48]   But there's really not a lot of him.[4:09:49]   I mean.[4:09:50]   All right.[4:09:51]   If you don't know, you don't know.[4:09:52]   I don't know.[4:09:54]   Yes, the YouTube makes irrelevant people relevant.[4:09:57]   That's what it is, Sully.[4:09:58]   So again, but I never I never what was the Christmas gift thing?[4:10:01]   I don't like they said, OK, so let me just tell you the video I saw because you have[4:10:06]   a minute to tell this story.[4:10:08]   All right.[4:10:09]   I'll tell it in 15 seconds.[4:10:10]   Oh, thank you.[4:10:11]   It was a straight up video of Chrissy Mayer was at some compound function at a restaurant.[4:10:16]   OK.[4:10:17]   She had at the end of the night, another party that we never had left some gifts behind.[4:10:22]   She looked around.[4:10:23]   She said, listen, nobody's here.[4:10:24]   I'm going to take them.[4:10:25]   It was like four hundred dollars worth of clothes.[4:10:26]   OK.[4:10:27]   Watch this.[4:10:28]   Watch this.[4:10:29]   She said it.[4:10:30]   How do you know?[4:10:31]   It's a fucking idiot.[4:10:32]   Hang up on him.[4:10:33]   Here's the serious.[4:10:34]   You like fucking when you lie like.[4:10:38]   So basically you're telling me she opened up.[4:10:42]   This is this.[4:10:43]   It was four hundred dollars worth of clothes.[4:10:44]   Let me explain how, you know, told the story literally on this show right beside you.[4:10:51]   Right beside you is where she told us that she stole those gifts.[4:10:58]   Isn't that insane?[4:10:59]   And now Gino says this.[4:11:01]   It was like four hundred dollars worth of clothes.[4:11:03]   OK.[4:11:04]   She gave it to somebody.[4:11:05]   How do you know?[4:11:06]   Hang up on him.[4:11:07]   He's a fucking idiot.[4:11:08]   Like hang up on him.[4:11:10]   Here's the point.[4:11:12]   Like when you lie like so basically you're telling me she opened up.[4:11:18]   This is this.[4:11:19]   It was four hundred dollars worth of clothes.[4:11:21]   Let me explain how you know that.[4:11:22]   OK.[4:11:23]   Because apparently on the video, while she's stealing Christmas gifts, this is how easy[4:11:27]   the world is.[4:11:28]   OK.[4:11:29]   Mm hmm.[4:11:30]   Apparently on the video, she opened Christmas gifts.[4:11:31]   Right.[4:11:32]   Yeah.[4:11:33]   And and it's going around the Internet, but no one has fucking arrested a person as famous[4:11:37]   as her.[4:11:38]   And she held them up and she put them on display and then people valued the gifts at four hundred[4:11:43]   dollars.[4:11:44]   Yeah.[4:11:45]   Really?[4:11:46]   What a Grinch.[4:11:47]   Yeah.[4:11:49]   It's not a very convincing to you're telling me.[4:11:54]   If she did do that, how was she not arrested then?[4:11:58]   That's all you thought of during that whole you seemed very amped up just to think that[4:12:03]   little.[4:12:04]   Look at this guy.[4:12:08]   Why?[4:12:09]   Why do it?[4:12:10]   Why go through this?[4:12:11]   We also have jewels in the house.[4:12:13]   What's the price?[4:12:14]   We got to.[4:12:15]   OK, let's hear how he gets out of this one person.[4:12:18]   As famous as her.[4:12:19]   And she held them up and she put them on display and then people valued the gifts at four hundred[4:12:24]   dollars.[4:12:25]   Really?[4:12:26]   What a Grinch.[4:12:27]   By the way, you understand, like this is how she's the one who said it was four hundred[4:12:31]   dollars.[4:12:32]   Not us.[4:12:33]   We didn't value the gifts.[4:12:35]   We have no business valuing things on this show.[4:12:38]   We don't know anything about money.[4:12:41]   Or economics here.[4:12:43]   And you know that they preloved items, by the way.[4:12:47]   That guy was obviously a red bar fan, which is fine.[4:12:50]   You know, it's like red bar, red bar, red bar.[4:12:52]   It's like this.[4:12:53]   And this is what goes on in the world like, oh, oh, my God.[4:12:56]   We got that guy.[4:12:57]   Good.[4:12:58]   I don't know.[4:12:59]   Like, I don't understand.[4:13:00]   This red bar is really getting to these other hosts.[4:13:04]   Red bar, red bar, red bar, red bar, red bar, red bar, red bar, red bar, red bar, red bar.[4:13:07]   That's like exactly what Mountain did in his chat the other day or, yeah, with the Legion[4:13:11]   of Skanks video.[4:13:13]   Harsh is constantly doing stuff like that.[4:13:16]   He'll look in his whole chat.[4:13:17]   It's just talking about red bar.[4:13:18]   I'll be like, oh, enough with red bar, red bar, red bar, red bar.[4:13:23]   It's like from a movie.[4:13:24]   They would do that.[4:13:25]   Red bar, red bar, red bar sticker contests.[4:13:29]   I wish when I die, I am to become like a mirror answering ghost where you could crawl upon[4:13:38]   me in the mirror.[4:13:40]   But they did get you good.[4:13:41]   I did.[4:13:43]   That's pretty damn good.[4:13:44]   Yarr![4:13:45]   Yarr![4:13:46]   I can see by your face you're still reeling from that phone call.[4:13:48]   By the way, do you know Opie's mad at me?[4:13:52]   I saw that.[4:13:53]   That was really funny.[4:13:54]   Oh, why?[4:13:55]   Why is the Opster mad at you?[4:13:56]   The guy who did the call says you should watch part two now.[4:14:00]   Oh, there's a part two.[4:14:02]   It's the second link in there.[4:14:03]   I don't think I've seen this yet, so.[4:14:06]   Okay, let's check this out.[4:14:08]   Part two.[4:14:10]   There's more.[4:14:11]   We stopped it from there, I think.[4:14:13]   We didn't even see any more.[4:14:14]   Oh my God.[4:14:16]   Geno, red bar, part two, notice the other two getting nervous because they know the[4:14:20]   deal.[4:14:21]   Uh oh.[4:14:22]   I hope we're not making anybody nervous.[4:14:25]   Okay, so here you've got Geno.[4:14:27]   Oh, Ollie, these guys.[4:14:30]   They look cool.[4:14:32]   They know about me now?[4:14:37]   This is, this could be really great.[4:14:39]   I can't wait to see this.[4:14:40]   All right, here it is.[4:14:41]   Part two.[4:14:42]   At all.[4:14:43]   Oh, I live wherever.[4:14:44]   So you're just calling them every day.[4:14:47]   Yeah, fuck you.[4:14:48]   What's that?[4:14:49]   Say that again.[4:14:50]   Oh, this is the guy calling them again.[4:14:53]   So yeah, it's good.[4:14:55]   Keep doing what you're doing.[4:14:57]   Keep it up.[4:14:58]   Okay, so let's see what happens.[4:15:00]   Oh Jesus.[4:15:01]   It's okay, it's hot.[4:15:04]   It's hard.[4:15:05]   Not hot.[4:15:06]   Hard.[4:15:07]   You can't talk about food at all.[4:15:10]   Oh, I live wherever.[4:15:11]   Fuck off.[4:15:12]   Yeah, fuck you.[4:15:13]   Just say the words.[4:15:14]   Oh, fuck you.[4:15:15]   No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.[4:15:17]   Let's try another call.[4:15:19]   Phil, Phil, you came in second.[4:15:23]   What would you like to say?[4:15:24]   Hey, Mike.[4:15:25]   How are you?[4:15:26]   I don't like the sauce on my fucking steak over here.[4:15:31]   I mean, is this guy really for real?[4:15:33]   Why aren't guys doing characters now?[4:15:35]   We have two characters.[4:15:38]   If this said concrete Phil, I would have allowed it.[4:15:40]   But this is just Phil.[4:15:41]   I have four.[4:15:42]   Phil, what was your point?[4:15:43]   It's like a loo that's on a boat all day.[4:15:45]   Sorry, the Scotsman that threw me for a loop.[4:15:48]   First of all, if you don't like steak, that's like saying people that say, I don't like[4:15:51]   water.[4:15:52]   Come on.[4:15:53]   I never said I don't like steak, you idiots.[4:15:56]   I said it's overrated.[4:15:57]   Okay, okay.[4:15:58]   Don't backtrack now.[4:15:59]   You said you don't like steak.[4:16:00]   No, no.[4:16:01]   I said it's overrated.[4:16:02]   It stinks.[4:16:03]   You did say that.[4:16:04]   But watch this.[4:16:05]   That's like saying water is overrated.[4:16:06]   I love water.[4:16:07]   I love water.[4:16:08]   I got water right here.[4:16:09]   Yeah.[4:16:10]   So wait, if you don't like, if you're saying it's overrated, that means you like things[4:16:13]   that are...[4:16:14]   This is the part we're supposed to be listening to?[4:16:16]   Yeah, I eat everything because I'm a man.[4:16:19]   I just had this really fearish thought.[4:16:21]   What if this guy's like, here's rubber and the wealth and then here's me just doing a[4:16:25]   funny bit?[4:16:26]   You know, I just got scared also.[4:16:29]   Is this going to have anything to do with the red bar in the wild or are now you showcasing[4:16:34]   your funny phone call, which...[4:16:36]   But I did learn a new fun fact in the chat room.[4:16:38]   We can't have you guys going out there doing funny phone calls.[4:16:43]   I just did learn a new tidbit from the chat.[4:16:46]   That guy with the glasses on is some guy named Stansel.[4:16:51]   And anytime this crew on Twitter talks about red bar, he comments and goes, who the fuck[4:16:56]   is red bar anyway and don't even know this guy.[4:16:59]   This guy?[4:17:00]   And he's done it like a million times.[4:17:02]   It's amazing.[4:17:03]   Like infinity.[4:17:05]   Who's this guy red bar?[4:17:06]   Who's red bar?[4:17:07]   I don't know who that is.[4:17:08]   Okay, so did you hear from the guy yet?[4:17:09]   He said you had to watch part two.[4:17:10]   He said sorry for the intro, give it a second.[4:17:13]   This better be good.[4:17:15]   Because what if it's just now him showcasing just his accent work?[4:17:20]   Yeah.[4:17:21]   Leo?[4:17:22]   I'd be.[4:17:23]   Oh yeah.[4:17:24]   Cause it is from Leo Dominique.[4:17:26]   Who I love.[4:17:28]   Who?[4:17:29]   Yeah.[4:17:30]   We're hoping to love.[4:17:31]   But Leo Dominique is a freak.[4:17:33]   Because everybody knows that.[4:17:35]   So it's okay.[4:17:36]   Because he's a, if you think of him as like a crazy drag queen or something, it's easier[4:17:44]   to understand.[4:17:45]   I'm like, ew, I didn't mean to eat that.[4:17:48]   I'll eat anything.[4:17:49]   I'll eat a steak.[4:17:50]   But it's not on top of my list.[4:17:51]   I'd rather have chicken parm than a steak.[4:17:53]   You know what's up?[4:17:54]   He's big with a tooth steak.[4:17:55]   Garlic sauce than a steak.[4:17:56]   Okay, we've got your food habits are well documented now I thank you for that.[4:18:02]   Beef and broccoli is a type of steak by the way.[4:18:04]   Yeah.[4:18:05]   So do you know the only reason I'm calling is cause you know yesterday when I called[4:18:11]   you called me a troll and I had a lot of people, friends that listen to the show and they don't[4:18:17]   really necessarily trust you because they know I'm not a troll.[4:18:19]   But I don't care.[4:18:20]   They don't trust me.[4:18:21]   I don't lie.[4:18:22]   Wait a minute.[4:18:23]   Slow down.[4:18:24]   Slow down.[4:18:25]   And this is your problem.[4:18:26]   And I'm going to hang up on you again.[4:18:27]   No, no, no, no.[4:18:28]   Let me fucking talk shit.[4:18:29]   Come on.[4:18:30]   Let me just say one thing.[4:18:31]   I hung up on him because he fucking just talked and then he's like, he goes, I had a bad connection.[4:18:35]   What should we do?[4:18:36]   Hey, if you have a bad is on the show and we'll wait.[4:18:41]   Is Stancil like an incredible, amazing.[4:18:44]   He looks like a Chad to me.[4:18:46]   Hella Mark Harley level.[4:18:48]   I feel like we can become friends.[4:18:50]   That's why I was, they all started saying Stancil in the chat and I was like, which[4:18:53]   one's Stancil?[4:18:54]   Cause if it's this guy, he's a star.[4:18:57]   I mean.[4:19:00]   Is he everything that I'm thinking he is?[4:19:03]   He always says, this is his line that he used on Twitter.[4:19:05]   I don't know what a red bar is.[4:19:07]   Nice.[4:19:08]   So he doesn't even have that accent.[4:19:09]   What am I saying?[4:19:10]   He says it in a cool way.[4:19:11]   So he's exactly like he looks, right?[4:19:13]   Like you would hope.[4:19:15]   So this guy could be an amazing.[4:19:18]   Now is he involved in any of these other?[4:19:20]   Probably.[4:19:21]   He's all part of this other, this compound media guy's crew.[4:19:25]   Okay.[4:19:26]   I assume.[4:19:27]   I've never seen this guy before, but I'm delighted to see, and is he a comic?[4:19:31]   Is he?[4:19:32]   He looks cool.[4:19:33]   Nothing but cool to me.[4:19:34]   And I'm dead serious.[4:19:35]   But is he just a guy from the neighborhood or is he a comic or how, where is he from?[4:19:40]   What does he do?[4:19:42]   Why is he on the show?[4:19:43]   Stancil is a midget, but he's funny in my book.[4:19:46]   He lives in a halfway house.[4:19:47]   Is he a comic?[4:19:50]   Tell a Jim Stancil, Stancil is above red bar.[4:19:57]   Yeah.[4:19:58]   The kind of...[4:19:59]   He's five feet tall.[4:20:00]   This is what I'm hoping.[4:20:01]   Okay.[4:20:02]   Let's see what happens here.[4:20:04]   I haven't seen this.[4:20:06]   Now it won't let me click in the middle.[4:20:08]   FYI.[4:20:09]   Until your phone works again.[4:20:11]   Done.[4:20:12]   You aren't a troll.[4:20:13]   You're an arrogant fucking twatsicle, Phil.[4:20:15]   Now fucking apologize and then talk when we pause.[4:20:20]   You know, there was a delay, Gino.[4:20:22]   You know what that is?[4:20:23]   Yeah.[4:20:24]   This is what you have to work around on your phone.[4:20:27]   Hang up on them because I have too much going on.[4:20:31]   Do you ever imagine what the line on the other end of compound media must be like?[4:20:37]   Like do you guys ever see whenever I'm watching like BFFs, Dave Portney's show and they have[4:20:42]   a guest calling in on zoom and then these three guys are all on zoom with like the most[4:20:47]   heinous setups you've ever seen.[4:20:50]   And you're, you're thinking like, is the guest sitting there barely able to even hear[4:20:56]   or see what's happening?[4:20:59]   They probably are.[4:21:00]   So imagine being a caller calling into compound media.[4:21:04]   You probably only hear bits and fragmented pieces.[4:21:06]   One of these prank callers should make like a 30 minute YouTube like vice style doc about[4:21:11]   their day where it like shows you getting ready for the call, talking about the call[4:21:16]   beforehand.[4:21:17]   And Gino hasn't picked up on these little issues with the delay and stuff like that.[4:21:22]   And they say Stansel is not a comic.[4:21:24]   He's just one of those compound media fans who eventually became part of the show, I[4:21:29]   guess.[4:21:31]   So that's cool.[4:21:32]   Yeah.[4:21:33]   He seems cool to me.[4:21:34]   Any more broadcasting lessons from fucking Phil?[4:21:37]   He goes, it's called a delay.[4:21:39]   Is it like a developmental, so this is what the guy told me in the past two days.[4:21:44]   If the show's on delay, we have to wait for him to fucking get, cause everyone else is[4:21:48]   on delay.[4:21:49]   But I guess on delay, you're fucking on delay on delay.[4:21:55]   That's my impersonation of Kevin Brennan as his wife is packing her shit and leaving on[4:21:59]   delay on delay because I like steak because this is more of a, this is more about you[4:22:09]   and Gino.[4:22:10]   Now this is you in the wild.[4:22:12]   This is Leo in the wild.[4:22:14]   Leo Dominique in the wild, which that's fine.[4:22:22]   There's no way his name is Leo Dominique.[4:22:26]   Now that I think of it anyways, I'm sure that's enough of this.[4:22:30]   If you could prove to me that your name is actually Leo Dominique, we'll give you a $3,000.[4:22:41]   Somewhat.[4:22:44]   All right.[4:22:45]   We keep going with red bar in the wild.[4:22:46]   We've got some good ones here and I didn't see this one.[4:22:49]   This is, um, that's just a tweet.[4:22:53]   It's not a video.[4:22:54]   Yeah.[4:22:55]   This one, this is Alex Stein.[4:22:59]   Alex Stein.[4:23:00]   And what podcast is this?[4:23:01]   This is Sam hides where he just films the house 24 hours a day.[4:23:10]   So this is Sam Hyde stream fish tank, right?[4:23:16]   It's called fish.[4:23:17]   Yeah.[4:23:18]   So we're about to be mentioned on here.[4:23:20]   Let's see what happens.[4:23:21]   Okay.[4:23:22]   There it was.[4:23:23]   I know this should have been kind of typed on the screen.[4:23:36]   I guess a super chat reads red bars doing an investigation on you, the Alex Stein and[4:23:43]   Alex Stein says, Hey, I love red bar.[4:23:46]   I love red bar.[4:23:48]   So thank you, Alex Stein.[4:23:52]   And let me know where to send the hundred dollars.[4:24:00]   He loves red bar.[4:24:01]   Thank you for sending that in.[4:24:02]   That's from, that's a liminal space.[4:24:04]   Joel Rogers.[4:24:05]   That is very liminal.[4:24:06]   Are you guys on the liminal spaces yet?[4:24:09]   I can not get enough of liminally spaced things.[4:24:13]   Google that on YouTube and watch some of these compilations of liminal spaces.[4:24:18]   Only things that you've seen in your dreams.[4:24:21]   I'm huge into that now.[4:24:23]   Was that the last, uh, the last while there was red bar in the wild, everybody.[4:24:28]   Thank you.[4:24:29]   Remember if you could get red bar in the wild out on one of these shows or something, one[4:24:34]   hundred dollars cash, that's good money.[4:24:40]   You have to email us about it because you have to email us about it.[4:24:42]   We're not tracking you down.[4:24:45]   You have to figure this out because I cannot keep track of that.[4:24:49]   This was pretty funny.[4:24:50]   You could kill that.[4:24:52]   And we'll go to Eric Griffin, which will lead us into our exploration of the finances, the[4:25:00]   money side of Brian Callan, Chris D'Elia, Eric Griffin and Brendan Shaw.[4:25:08]   I am very interested on the cash flow because we made a shocking discovery yesterday.[4:25:16]   You know, a very open public discovery, but it was a discovery of view.[4:25:22]   Their views are kid views, regular kid views.[4:25:30]   These shows are going down to like 42K views.[4:25:33]   We couldn't believe it.[4:25:34]   The fighter and the kid views have never been lower, right?[4:25:38]   What's the other one?[4:25:39]   Well, we'll find out in our investigation.[4:25:41]   We're going to show you in the investigation.[4:25:44]   Coming up.[4:25:45]   Now this all started because of a new article that came out the other day featuring our[4:25:51]   favorite Chris D'Elia.[4:25:54]   Before we go into the guys, I want to go into one of the wives because there's a hilarious[4:26:00]   clip going around.[4:26:01]   This is going viral now.[4:26:03]   Eric Griffin's wife, and I got to say, I think she's going to become internet's newest target.[4:26:12]   I think they're going to find a lot of fun in her.[4:26:15]   You know, we all hate the wives of Brendan Shaw and Eric Griffin, right?[4:26:20]   These wives of them.[4:26:21]   Chris D'Elia's wife, that psycho.[4:26:25]   You know, Chris D'Elia's wife, Jesus, you see the way she looks at him?[4:26:32]   And that kid, you ever see Calvin, Calvin Klein?[4:26:35]   What is his name?[4:26:36]   Calvin?[4:26:37]   What's it?[4:26:38]   Calvin D'Elia.[4:26:39]   Calvin D'Elia.[4:26:40]   Hi, I'm Calvin D'Elia.[4:26:41]   Can I play with your daughter?[4:26:43]   That kid shouldn't be late in people's houses.[4:26:45]   Calvin D'Elia is fucking scary.[4:26:47]   D'Elia.[4:26:48]   Who said that?[4:26:50]   D'Elia.[4:26:51]   D'Elia, we found out is some Latin, not Latin, but like a Latin like thing.[4:26:58]   D'Elia stands for the leader.[4:27:03]   And a D'Elia is like a shaman.[4:27:06]   This guy's a shaman.[4:27:07]   This guy's a D'Elia.[4:27:09]   Yes, it means like an evil leader.[4:27:12]   And there are many D'Elias over time.[4:27:15]   It's the leader in Aramaic.[4:27:17]   You've got Matt D'Elia, his brother, one of them.[4:27:20]   You've got his dad.[4:27:21]   What's his dad's name?[4:27:22]   Chet D'Elia.[4:27:23]   What's his dad's name?[4:27:26]   This D'Elia's dad needs to be more fucked with.[4:27:29]   Bill D'Elia.[4:27:30]   Bill D'Elia.[4:27:31]   I call on everybody to bother Bill D'Elia.[4:27:33]   Oh my God, I didn't get this.[4:27:34]   Guess what Calvin's fucking dad is named?[4:27:38]   Big Mike Callan.[4:27:40]   Big Mike Callan.[4:27:41]   You heard that here.[4:27:43]   Brian Callan's brother.[4:27:44]   I'm not kidding.[4:27:45]   Dad, dad.[4:27:46]   Dad, dad.[4:27:47]   Oh, that's even creepier.[4:27:48]   Brian Callan's dad.[4:27:50]   His name is Big Mike Callan.[4:27:52]   Show him the proof.[4:27:55]   We're not kidding.[4:27:57]   Because I saw that on his Patreon.[4:27:58]   We've got a big expose on all your favorites, the shittiest crew in this comedy world.[4:28:04]   And I wanted to say thank you actually to all the other channels and the fighter and[4:28:09]   the kid Reddit for really exposing so many people to the point where it's, you can't[4:28:20]   actually like Brendan Schaub.[4:28:22]   They've really created an atmosphere.[4:28:25]   With all the video pieces and everybody, the peer pressure is too thick.[4:28:29]   You'd be a contrarian to like Brendan Schaub this day and age or somebody who's out of[4:28:35]   the loop.[4:28:36]   But that's very few people now, thanks to all the channels and Reddit who have made[4:28:41]   fun of this guy.[4:28:44]   Maybe you did have some use after all to focus all your attention on a guy, because nothing[4:28:49]   happened before.[4:28:51]   That's why it's different now.[4:28:53]   It's different now because we are watching these channels actually fall to kid views.[4:28:59]   What are kid views?[4:29:00]   Kid views are, of course, the views a child could get while uploading an experimental[4:29:04]   tape to YouTube.[4:29:06]   Anybody could get 42K.[4:29:11]   You know, a show with Chris D'Elia, Brendan Schaub, Eric Griffin, you got five staff members.[4:29:17]   How is 42K paying the bills?[4:29:20]   By the time you split that up, that 42K.[4:29:23]   What are we talking about?[4:29:25]   $10 a paycheck?[4:29:28]   So we're going to look into how they're surviving, what their numbers are.[4:29:32]   And again, a congratulations to maybe, yeah, the hyper focus on one guy.[4:29:36]   I always used to say, can't they make fun of other guys too?[4:29:40]   There's so many other bad guys, but they knew.[4:29:43]   We take it back.[4:29:44]   We take it back because they knew they focused all their attention on Brendan Schaub for[4:29:48]   four years and now it worked.[4:29:51]   The numbers have finally fallen off.[4:29:52]   He's got nothing left.[4:29:55]   So and his reputation is so tarnished.[4:29:58]   But it's almost like any cool sane guy knows you don't like Brendan Schaub.[4:30:03]   That's like the word on the street now.[4:30:05]   It would take a real special minded person to go out of their way to like Brendan Schaub[4:30:11]   in the atmosphere they've created around him, right?[4:30:13]   A lot of sane people hate Brendan Schaub.[4:30:16]   Because what are they supposed to do?[4:30:18]   So Brendan is like, yeah, it's very, very low and a low place to be almost to the point[4:30:23]   where he needs to apologize to the public or leave now.[4:30:30]   And the views have gotten so bad.[4:30:32]   These guys might financially crumble.[4:30:34]   And that's what we're going to look in today on a segment we call How They Paying Those[4:30:37]   Bills.[4:30:38]   They have two families.[4:30:40]   Now this all started when the Crystalia article came out.[4:30:43]   We all loved that this week.[4:30:44]   You got a huge new Rolling Stone piece.[4:30:47]   I put it in NextUp if you want to pull it up.[4:30:50]   But we were like, how many times are we going to read a stupid article that's like Crystalia[4:30:54]   did this, Crystalia did this.[4:30:56]   We know he's the worst guy.[4:30:58]   Who me?[4:31:00]   There he is.[4:31:01]   Crystalia do everything I say.[4:31:03]   Ten women claim comedian Crystalia preyed on them.[4:31:07]   Rolling Stone magazine.[4:31:08]   No, it has some new stories that are...[4:31:11]   Look at this guy.[4:31:12]   Imagine this being on the Rolling Stone, I mean, that is a big deal.[4:31:16]   If the cover's a big deal, this is a big deal.[4:31:20]   And the thing that they did say in the article that we weren't sure of before is that the[4:31:23]   FBI is investigating him.[4:31:26]   So that's what we learned from this big new Rolling Stone article about Crystalia and[4:31:31]   all his crimes, which again, we do not care about the crimes.[4:31:36]   We only care about this story because we hate Chris.[4:31:39]   Okay.[4:31:40]   No, I care about the crimes.[4:31:42]   And I hate Chris.[4:31:44]   You would never cover these crimes if they weren't happening to Chris.[4:31:50]   This is about you, Chris.[4:31:54]   So you always got to admit that before going in.[4:31:58]   And then yes, the best part of this article was that the FBI is looking into all his stuff.[4:32:06]   So this article comes out and everybody's dying.[4:32:09]   And they're clicking all over YouTube to see, you know, has Chris posted a video since this[4:32:14]   article came out?[4:32:16]   What was his last video before the article like?[4:32:19]   You know, I was super interested to see, yeah, the last video he put out before the article,[4:32:25]   what did his eyes look like?[4:32:27]   What was his demeanor?[4:32:28]   Was he in a good mood?[4:32:30]   Was he in a funk?[4:32:31]   Did he know the article was coming, which some say he might have been tipped off that[4:32:36]   there's a lot of talk about this article.[4:32:37]   I'm sure he did because they always ask you for comment if you want to comment on the[4:32:41]   article.[4:32:42]   Oh yeah, that's right.[4:32:43]   So, you know, a lot of people tune in to YouTube to one of Chris's, you know, five podcasts[4:32:50]   that he's now involved with to see, can we get a glimpse of what's going on with Chris?[4:32:58]   You know, especially after this news came out and that came true.[4:33:03]   And we saw this amazing, amazing episode of the Golden Hour.[4:33:10]   And this is, I just don't understand how these people can't at least hide this shit.[4:33:15]   It appears that Chris finds out about the Rolling Stone article while taping the Golden[4:33:22]   Hour podcast with Brendan Schaub and Eric Griffin.[4:33:25]   And he's going to make some very funny faces.[4:33:30]   And boy, were people on this quickly.[4:33:32]   We saw this time coded out everywhere.[4:33:37]   Everybody was on top of this immediately, which was, it's such a joyous occasion.[4:33:41]   Remember I started picking on this guy so many years ago over him taking his shirt off[4:33:47]   on Instagram.[4:33:48]   And I really developed a really, a despisal, a nice, you know, a really genuine hate filled[4:33:58]   despisal for him.[4:34:00]   And I would always, oh, that's Chris D'Elia, isn't he terrible, isn't he terrible?[4:34:03]   So to see the world come together like this and help and all kind of pitch in for his[4:34:08]   demise and cheer on his demise.[4:34:11]   I mean, it's the greatest honor.[4:34:12]   It just makes you feel like there's hope.[4:34:13]   It does.[4:34:14]   It makes you feel like there's hope out there.[4:34:15]   It's very nice.[4:34:17]   So I want to thank everybody who's always picking on these guys now.[4:34:21]   You know, you are making change and it's clear.[4:34:24]   Do not stop doing what you're doing.[4:34:27]   And each member of the KID Reddit will give you $3,000 each.[4:34:33]   Wouldn't that be nice?[4:34:34]   If you guys message me your IDs, you'll get the cash.[4:34:43]   So what should we do first?[4:34:44]   Oh yeah.[4:34:45]   Show this clip of Eric Griffin's wife.[4:34:46]   Yeah.[4:34:47]   Yeah.[4:34:48]   Yeah.[4:34:49]   There's a bunch of things.[4:34:50]   So this is going around viral now.[4:34:51]   You know, he got married to this Rachel.[4:34:53]   Of course everyone knows.[4:34:54]   And it's funny.[4:34:55]   I read the comments for his, you know, Eric Griffin, he was from a workaholics, right?[4:35:01]   What is his name?[4:35:02]   And workaholic Montez Montez.[4:35:05]   There's people calling him Montez out there online.[4:35:08]   And then there's other people not knowing that was his name from the show thinking people[4:35:14]   are just making fun of him, calling him Montez.[4:35:17]   You know why I thought that?[4:35:18]   Because that guy who plays the guitar at the beginning of his job show, if you know what[4:35:23]   I'm talking about with the bald guy, with the bald guy that we showed last week, he[4:35:27]   was like, yeah, everyone on the fighter and the kid read, it's calling him Montez now.[4:35:32]   I just thought that was so funny, but why did you think it was so funny if that was[4:35:36]   just his character?[4:35:37]   Yeah.[4:35:38]   Why is it so funny?[4:35:39]   Do you think just Montez is like a hilarious nickname for him?[4:35:41]   Cause he looks like a fucking piece of shit Montez and I love that guy.[4:35:45]   Yeah, we love you.[4:35:47]   So this is Eric Griffin's new wife and she seems fully retarded.[4:35:55]   You know, I, I've been following privately a little Eric Griffin fool's watch of my own[4:36:02]   where he's very cheap.[4:36:05]   He's very cheap.[4:36:06]   I got something about that.[4:36:07]   Yeah.[4:36:08]   So years ago, I think it was during the pandemic, could have been right before the pandemic.[4:36:14]   I noticed Eric Griffin started doing cooking streams.[4:36:17]   He would go on Instagram live in his house and put the phone here and then he would cook[4:36:21]   in his kitchen.[4:36:22]   And I noticed he had a starter kitchen.[4:36:26]   He had the kitchen that you're supposed to have when you're like 17 and a half living[4:36:33]   with your cousin cause you ran away from home.[4:36:37]   Something like that.[4:36:38]   I couldn't believe how low income Eric Griffin was being, you know, to me, if you're on TV,[4:36:49]   you have a better kitchen than that.[4:36:51]   And it was one of those as low as you go stoves, you know, where they're white, just pure white[4:36:57]   metal with the black grades, a gas thing, uh, just as low as you could go, no screen,[4:37:05]   no digital touch, no touch bars, you know, no LEDs, bare bones.[4:37:14]   And to see Eric Griffin at such an old age, you know, there comes a time when you're 50,[4:37:19]   I'm sorry, you must have a nice stove.[4:37:21]   It has to be, it cannot be the stove they give, you can't have the same stove as Michael[4:37:28]   Ray Bauer living out of the 400 square foot Hollywood box.[4:37:32]   Which by the way, I need somebody to tell me how I can donate money to Michael Ray Bauer[4:37:38]   anonymously.[4:37:39]   We got to get Michael Ray Bauer out of that box.[4:37:41]   He's going to die of heat stroke if I don't step in.[4:37:44]   Like I need to give him money.[4:37:46]   There's an old actor out there.[4:37:48]   I'll tell this story for like a Jen Kirkman.[4:37:51]   There's an old actor out there, Michael Ray Bauer, who was a child star actor, but he,[4:37:57]   he went through some hard times and now he's living in a 400 square foot, one room box[4:38:04]   in one of those old motels.[4:38:07]   But something to say since he does still have a big TV, which I thought was nice.[4:38:10]   He's got a nice TV.[4:38:11]   It's about a, he's got a 66 inch, they only sold them for one year and then that model[4:38:17]   was wiped off the line.[4:38:19]   But even better than being able to send him money is I feel like Michael Ray Bauer could[4:38:24]   have like a huge comeback role.[4:38:26]   Like the whale where he could star in a movie like that Indiana Jones kid and be on stage.[4:38:33]   Like I never thought I would get this opportunity and he would be crying and it would be so[4:38:36]   genuine and he really does want that opportunity.[4:38:39]   That's again, I feel like the role is out there.[4:38:41]   No, he's not, I don't think he's capable.[4:38:44]   He can't take care of himself enough to get to work and do all this.[4:38:47]   He can't talk to people.[4:38:48]   If the right person finds him the right role and he gets the right agent, he could be a[4:38:52]   star again.[4:38:54]   Sorry, I was telling myself that this one's free.[4:39:00]   It's always free here.[4:39:03]   So yeah, we're going to try to help Michael Ray Bauer get him a really sick, like $10,000[4:39:09]   a month home that we pay for full in advance, like a four or $5 million home.[4:39:20]   In the most expensive part of town, so it'll still be very small.[4:39:24]   We are keeping him confined.[4:39:26]   All right.[4:39:28]   So let's see this.[4:39:29]   Eric Griffin's wife.[4:39:30]   Oh yeah.[4:39:31]   It's Eric Griffin's wife.[4:39:32]   People are starting to hate her.[4:39:33]   I tuned in and I saw all the comments.[4:39:34]   They're like, man, if Eric doesn't stop talking about his fucking wife.[4:39:38]   And then I remembered another video I had seen of Eric Griffin during Christmas.[4:39:45]   He was celebrating because he finally got himself, get this, a big screen, a big screen.[4:39:54]   It's time.[4:39:56]   Like Michael Scott.[4:39:58]   He's showing a video.[4:39:59]   He's posting on his story and on his page, showing a video of them delivering his new[4:40:04]   like Vizio 55 inch and he's going, we're finally getting a big screen.[4:40:11]   I'm so excited.[4:40:14]   I'm a kid at Christmas and it was Christmas.[4:40:17]   He had to wait to Christmas to get like a $499 TV and he was so excited about it.[4:40:26]   I couldn't believe it.[4:40:29]   So on this latest episode that we're going to watch soon, he gets in another discrepancy[4:40:34]   involving the wife.[4:40:36]   And now I see this video of the wife that's gone viral this morning here of his wife talking[4:40:41]   about the OC.[4:40:43]   They could be a very comedic couple to follow.[4:40:48]   They could be the ticket.[4:40:51]   So here she is.[4:40:52]   This is Rachel Griffin.[4:40:53]   Remember Eric Griffin, imagine Eric Griffin in your mind.[4:40:57]   And now this girl is living with him and they're fighting over the price of the big screen[4:41:05]   amongst other things coming up.[4:41:06]   So she starts talking about the OC, the show, the OC, right?[4:41:10]   Yes.[4:41:11]   And she starts saying this.[4:41:12]   In the OC, but in the first pilot, now I understand why I didn't watch it in high school.[4:41:19]   I couldn't relate to it.[4:41:21]   And not that I could relate to it any better now, necessarily, um, at least I understand[4:41:28]   what's happening.[4:41:29]   Whereas in high school, I wouldn't have known what was even happening in this pilot.[4:41:35]   The only thing that happened in that show is some people walked around, went to dinner,[4:41:39]   talked to friends, went to dinner, talked to their parents, basic human interactions.[4:41:50]   And she's saying this about the OC and the comments were very funny, like that California[4:41:56]   here we come one where they love that one.[4:42:00]   So they're finding, you know, this is almost just a teaser to a new project.[4:42:05]   We call Rachel, but don't be mean to her because I'm not saying me, I'm talking about the internet[4:42:14]   has found Rachel.[4:42:15]   You would never be mean to a woman.[4:42:16]   I'm saying just people in general.[4:42:19]   Well Rachel is the new it girl amongst red bar complete.[4:42:23]   No, not red bar.[4:42:24]   It's out there.[4:42:25]   I mean, I'm telling you, this is picking up steam here, Griffin's wife, Rachel, and we[4:42:32]   must know more convinced these guys to live stream a lot better now necessarily.[4:42:37]   Um, at least I understand what's happening.[4:42:42]   Whereas in high school, I wouldn't have known what was even happening in this pilot.[4:42:46]   I don't get how my friend could have related, but I'm going to keep watching and I'll let[4:42:52]   you know what I think of it.[4:42:54]   And, uh, and it's like one of those memes, man, you got it or, you know, it's just a[4:43:02]   big verified, huge meme.[4:43:05]   So you got it as a meme and, uh, Eric Griffin, not doing so well, maybe we can we cover Eric[4:43:11]   Griffin's little stories first and then we'll lead into big daddy, Callen, big Mike Callen,[4:43:18]   who I can't wait to meet.[4:43:19]   You know, I was mentioning, I wanted to circle back to saying something about, Oh yeah, Bill[4:43:23]   Delia, Chris's dad.[4:43:25]   I want to let you guys know.[4:43:26]   Bill Delia is a famous hot shot, Hollywood producer, very ashamed of his son, very ashamed[4:43:35]   and a dad that I, you know, I wouldn't, you know, you see what I'm doing here?[4:43:43]   I'll just say this seems like the head of a daddy's got a desk drawer with a lock on[4:43:49]   it.[4:43:50]   If you catch my drift.[4:43:51]   Okay.[4:43:52]   They're a Hal type.[4:43:54]   Okay.[4:43:55]   Hal.[4:43:56]   It stands for these types of guys.[4:44:00]   They're a Hal or a Cal.[4:44:01]   I'm sorry.[4:44:02]   Sorry.[4:44:03]   Sorry.[4:44:04]   Sorry.[4:44:05]   Kevin Nealon on a hike.[4:44:06]   Yes.[4:44:07]   So there are Cals and, uh, Kevin Nealon was on a hike with NoHo Hank from Barry.[4:44:14]   I'll put that in if you want to watch it.[4:44:16]   Yes.[4:44:17]   We'll show you that.[4:44:18]   That's exactly what I did.[4:44:19]   Shout out to NoHo Hank, the actor, by the way, who is okay with being treated like NoHo[4:44:25]   Hank.[4:44:26]   You won't believe what we found.[4:44:28]   You can watch that after this.[4:44:30]   So I think that we should show the golden hour episode and just go over how shitty they[4:44:35]   are and then do our investigation.[4:44:37]   Yeah.[4:44:38]   I feel like that will make the most sense.[4:44:39]   Sure.[4:44:40]   But I wanted to, you know, with this Bill Delia.[4:44:42]   Oh yeah.[4:44:43]   Sorry.[4:44:44]   He's what I believe to be like a really bad guy.[4:44:46]   He's super ashamed of Chris and it's like, can't you guys make it more embarrassing for[4:44:54]   Bill Delia?[4:44:55]   Because then he'll take it out on Chris, don't you see?[4:44:58]   It's the easiest way to Chris is through this Bill Delia.[4:45:02]   And I feel like if you start calling Bill Delia's work and being like, yeah, so what's[4:45:06]   with Chris's son?[4:45:07]   Did you guys all see the article and make sure everybody he worked with has that article[4:45:10]   in their hand?[4:45:12]   How embarrassing would that be?[4:45:13]   What's it like for him at the office the day of an article drop?[4:45:17]   I think they probably try to keep it.[4:45:20]   He probably lies to all them saying it's some cancellation.[4:45:22]   Before he gets in, his assistants are like running around making sure that there's no[4:45:26]   newspapers sitting around.[4:45:28]   So that's what I mean.[4:45:29]   Imagine if, imagine a world like this where every day Bill Delia has to be bothered with[4:45:35]   this bull.[4:45:37]   Imagine that.[4:45:38]   Can't you see that working out nice?[4:45:41]   Imagine Bill Delia being so mad at his son, Chris, over this because he's embarrassing[4:45:45]   him all over town on his big projects.[4:45:49]   And Bill Delia, are you like, maybe you have to address this with your career because you're[4:45:53]   producing some big stuff, Bill Delia.[4:45:56]   I don't like how we're letting Bill Delia off the hook.[4:46:00]   And that Matt Delia.[4:46:01]   Woo.[4:46:02]   I wouldn't bother him though.[4:46:03]   He's nasty.[4:46:04]   Matt Delia is Jesse.[4:46:05]   Jesse.[4:46:06]   Yes.[4:46:07]   Bill Delia is, do you guys know Jesse, the film director, skateboarder, skateboarder,[4:46:13]   long nose.[4:46:14]   He's like, Hey guys, sorry.[4:46:15]   I've been away for a long time.[4:46:18]   I had to reorient my life.[4:46:22]   He's exactly like that.[4:46:23]   We came to that conclusion.[4:46:24]   Okay.[4:46:25]   Here it is.[4:46:26]   This is a pretty funny video.[4:46:29]   The golden hour theme song stuck in our heads.[4:46:32]   The theme song worked, Brendan looking puffy.[4:46:35]   I could see why, you know, every time I go, why do they hate Brendan so much?[4:46:38]   And I watch these videos.[4:46:39]   Oh, why do they hate him?[4:46:43]   He's bad.[4:46:44]   He's starting this look like his wife.[4:46:47]   Doesn't that kind of look like that lingerie picture of his wife?[4:46:52]   Yes.[4:46:53]   They're family.[4:46:54]   When I see this, like if I showed you this and the lingerie picture, you'd be like, that's[4:46:56]   the same picture.[4:46:57]   They have the same lips.[4:46:59]   Him and his wife are starting to look alike.[4:47:03]   Are they going to the same shot doc?[4:47:05]   Probably cause he wouldn't know where to go.[4:47:08]   Dear mr.[4:47:09]   Dear mr.[4:47:10]   Shot doctor hi, please give me shots and please give me my wife shots.[4:47:16]   The shot doctor he's getting those little injections that he's trying to even out his[4:47:20]   face cause he's worried about it.[4:47:23]   Look at those lips.[4:47:24]   I mean, those lips are on the verge of being absolutely his wife's and his eyes, right?[4:47:30]   Those are his wife's eyes.[4:47:32]   It's perverse.[4:47:34]   One of his eyebrows is fully filled in and the other is unfilled.[4:47:38]   It's a very, he's got a very strange and he's picking at himself.[4:47:41]   That's what it looks like.[4:47:42]   It looks like a face where he's in the mirror for two hours a day, picking at himself, trying[4:47:47]   to make himself look better day by day, but he's starting to derange himself with all[4:47:52]   the picking.[4:47:53]   All right.[4:47:54]   Let's see this.[4:47:55]   Here's the golden hour.[4:47:56]   Have you ever watched this show?[4:47:57]   My dad took me to winter park.[4:47:58]   That's what they do.[4:48:00]   There we go.[4:48:01]   Golden hour.[4:48:07]   Cheers, everybody.[4:48:16]   Brendan Mobsey.[4:48:18]   Eric Griffin.[4:48:19]   Crystal leaders.[4:48:21]   Oh yeah![4:48:22]   Oh![4:48:24]   Just rebranded and now, he's stronger, better, bigger than ever, because he's the Golden Hour[4:48:32]   He's the Golden Hour[4:48:39]   This is when you feel old, you know?[4:48:41]   Yeah, but you also know who he is[4:48:42]   You do[4:48:43]   Even if you don't, he's such a character, Theo's like evil brother[4:48:48]   Speaking of Theo, if you don't know the Golden Hour, it's the remnants of the King and the Sting[4:48:54]   Theo Vaughn and Brendan Chubb had the King and the Sting, remember?[4:48:58]   And then they added the King, the Sting, the Wing and the Thing, Eric Griffin[4:49:03]   And then Theo goes, I gotta get out of here, these people are all like the most hated guys[4:49:09]   And then he's split to go work on his therapy from being addicted to masturbating[4:49:16]   And then now you guys are stuck with Brendan Chubb, Eric Griffin, and Chris D'Elia[4:49:22]   None of these people have any chemistry with each other[4:49:25]   They're all kind of equally retarded and dim[4:49:31]   And none of them really, you know, it's like when Compound Media has like a meetup[4:49:37]   And you could tell, oh God, they're all like hanging out with each other[4:49:40]   They think they like each other, but they're all in their own hell[4:49:44]   Knowing that they've sunk in this low to hang out with each other[4:49:48]   There's a lot of groups like that[4:49:50]   You know who's got a group like that?[4:49:52]   Those Clines[4:49:54]   And it rules the most because you know it's killing Chris to be on a podcast with these two[4:50:00]   Yes, because Chris, remember, Chris wanted to be Keanu Reeves[4:50:06]   Chris wanted to be an action star, now he's stuck with these two losers[4:50:10]   He's listening to Brendan, he could barely pay attention[4:50:13]   And then you got Eric Griffin figuring things out for the first time[4:50:19]   You know, with his basics that only Eric Griffin could perfect[4:50:23]   And you got to sit there, you want to shoot yourself in the head[4:50:26]   Being stuck in this room, being stuck in this room is its own hell[4:50:30]   And as the numbers dip, like I said, we'll go over these numbers[4:50:34]   They're very low[4:50:37]   Well, this one has a lot of views because everybody tuned in to see[4:50:40]   Chris's facial expression to see what he was like[4:50:44]   But typically very little views[4:50:46]   But 89k is still pretty low[4:50:48]   89k is low for these guys[4:50:50]   Comedy's biggest stars[4:50:51]   Yeah, these guys used to, remember, Fighter and the Kid got near a million an episode[4:50:55]   Delia's show was getting over a million per episode[4:50:58]   Eric Griffin, 42k king[4:51:01]   42k king[4:51:04]   So the show should be much bigger than this[4:51:06]   And remember, this episode is only 89k because this is the big[4:51:10]   Chris Delia episode that everybody's been clicking all day and night[4:51:14]   Let's just watch a little bit so you can get educated[4:51:16]   It's actually an extremely bizarre and boring show[4:51:22]   Very hard to get through usually[4:51:24]   This is probably one of the better episodes[4:51:25]   This is my first time watching a full episode[4:51:27]   Yeah, this is one of the better episodes because you have something to track[4:51:30]   You know, Chris, you can track him as Melton describes it[4:51:35]   So it makes it exciting[4:51:37]   Okay, here it is[4:51:38]   This is what the show's like[4:51:39]   Don't he such a character?[4:51:41]   He feels like evil brother[4:51:44]   He started on that VH1 show[4:51:45]   Evil Swint[4:51:46]   Actually, how did he start? He's a rapper?[4:51:48]   No, he started from G's to Gents on MTV and he was hilarious on there[4:51:53]   He got eliminated after like three episodes[4:51:55]   If you can believe it, they're talking about Riff Raff[4:51:57]   Riff Raff, yeah[4:51:59]   So they manage Open Magazine[4:52:02]   Everything's like this, they're always looking up at the TV[4:52:04]   Chris is always, you know, Chris doesn't really know a lot of references[4:52:08]   He doesn't really know a lot of stories that are going on[4:52:11]   Like Chris doesn't know what's happening on Twitter[4:52:14]   He doesn't know what's going on anywhere[4:52:15]   You know what I mean?[4:52:16]   It's kind of out of the loop[4:52:19]   And the show kind of, you know, you even see their own fans saying[4:52:23]   Man, Chris has really lost interest in this show[4:52:25]   You know, Chris hasn't been the same[4:52:28]   And I think it is, yeah[4:52:29]   It's like, how could you even have fun in a room full of tards like this?[4:52:34]   Okay, so[4:52:34]   He must be in hell[4:52:36]   Yeah, let's just give it a little play and then we'll see what happens[4:52:40]   Bad baby[4:52:41]   Like, the first person who got famous by being a silly guy[4:52:45]   A little bit[4:52:46]   And then you remember that movie James Franco did, Spring Breakers?[4:52:48]   Yeah[4:52:49]   He sued the production company because James Franco, you know[4:52:55]   Used his likeness[4:52:56]   Oh man, he sued him?[4:52:57]   Yeah, pretty sure he sued him[4:52:58]   Really? Wow, that's crazy[4:53:01]   Fuck[4:53:03]   It's like they just have to say something, right?[4:53:06]   He got sued? Wow, that's amazing[4:53:11]   Every line of this podcast is like, one of them is just gonna go[4:53:15]   All right, that's it[4:53:16]   But I know you always think they're gonna go[4:53:17]   Okay guys, I can't do this, this is just stupid[4:53:20]   We have no chemistry here[4:53:22]   It's close enough[4:53:23]   He used all his shit, like the looks[4:53:25]   Yeah, no, I remember that[4:53:27]   I remember that[4:53:27]   It's a good movie, man[4:53:28]   Was it?[4:53:29]   Oh, man[4:53:30]   You watched The Lamb but not Spring Breakers?[4:53:33]   I don't know, I just don't think I saw that, yeah[4:53:36]   Oh, it's a good movie[4:53:37]   Has this guy ever met this guy?[4:53:38]   Oh, yeah[4:53:39]   They did the podcast[4:53:40]   You have the same mom, yeah[4:53:41]   No, it's because I was gonna say this is probably like a weird, like, you know[4:53:45]   Chris doesn't watch any movies because he doesn't have a TV[4:53:48]   His wife is so kooky[4:53:50]   No TVs in the house, it's got to look that traditional[4:53:54]   And here comes Eric Griffin, this putz[4:53:56]   I mean, they don't honestly really look alike, it's just[4:53:58]   No, but there's like a persona[4:54:01]   Their mannerisms are the same, he had a mullet forever[4:54:03]   And then he was riffraff, swole, he was doing steroids for a while[4:54:06]   So they're joking around, they're goofing, they're doing the usual[4:54:10]   Oof, this is literally the tone you take when you're on a Zoom call with your aunt[4:54:13]   Yes[4:54:13]   There's a long pause and you go[4:54:15]   Yes, that's what I mean[4:54:16]   So what's going on with you?[4:54:17]   Unbelievably boring[4:54:19]   That's why it's great to see those numbers just fall and I think people are just[4:54:23]   This is it for this type of show[4:54:25]   Better than[4:54:26]   Yeah, of course[4:54:27]   So he got frustrated[4:54:28]   Ultimately, you're better at words than a guy who will throw a chair[4:54:31]   Yes, exactly[4:54:32]   And you have a mic[4:54:33]   I got the response I wanted[4:54:35]   He ran up, rushed the stage, he grabbed the chair, threw it at me[4:54:38]   And then I just went blank because I picked the chair back up and I threw it at him[4:54:42]   You killed him, you went blank[4:54:43]   There's no leadership[4:54:44]   Shut the fuck up[4:54:44]   I think the biggest problem with this show, there's nobody in charge, like nobody knows[4:54:49]   Brendan usually ends up taking charge because Griffin is too stupid and Chris couldn't care less[4:54:53]   Exactly, so Brendan is like the guy in charge[4:54:57]   And then these two are zoning out, Chris is always half asleep[4:55:01]   I mean Chris is looking monstrous by the way[4:55:04]   Like come on[4:55:05]   Like look how fucking[4:55:06]   We also have Jules in the house[4:55:08]   What's up, what's up[4:55:09]   Look how despicable he's become[4:55:14]   Imagine having the Rolling Stone write that about you, I would move to Beville[4:55:18]   You know where that is?[4:55:20]   Where?[4:55:21]   Beville[4:55:23]   It's a hellhole[4:55:25]   Trust me[4:55:27]   So Chris is having fun, I mean he's in a shitty mood because he's on the show[4:55:31]   He probably knows the article is coming but he's trying to bury it, blah blah blah[4:55:34]   They're getting fake laughs[4:55:36]   Now at 2215[4:55:38]   Yeah[4:55:39]   We see him check his phone for the first time[4:55:42]   Yeah so we're watching and it appears that the news of the article comes out while they're[4:55:48]   taping this and we get to see Chris's reaction to the article being released[4:55:53]   That's the theory right now[4:55:56]   That's the[4:55:58]   What do they call that?[4:56:03]   The rumor[4:56:04]   That's the big rumor[4:56:06]   Okay here it is[4:56:07]   I mean the the the the unect's alarming[4:56:09]   Yeah but that's but that was in then[4:56:11]   I don't know if that's ever[4:56:12]   It was you right there[4:56:13]   No[4:56:15]   I actually look pretty good right now[4:56:17]   Your hair's long[4:56:19]   Your hair's long[4:56:19]   No you look like you belong in Charlie's Angels[4:56:22]   Super long[4:56:23]   Yeah[4:56:23]   Do you see what they've done here on this show by the way?[4:56:27]   They're just look what they put in in post[4:56:29]   Why wouldn't they at least put Chris on the other girl whose hair looks more like his[4:56:35]   Well this is crazy[4:56:35]   On the girl who had the long hair[4:56:37]   They're looking at an old picture of Chris D'Elia okay and they're doing this like[4:56:41]   live as the show's being taped they're looking at an old picture of Chris D'Elia[4:56:45]   and then this happens[4:56:46]   No I actually look pretty good right now[4:56:49]   Your hair's long[4:56:52]   No you look like you belong in Charlie's Angels[4:56:55]   So Eric's joke that he made you look like you belong on Charlie's Angels very weak joke[4:57:00]   In post they made a photoshop of Chris as Charlie's Angels and edited that into the show[4:57:11]   To give you a visual of of Eric's great joke[4:57:15]   No wonder Hella Mark Harley had to give up[4:57:19]   Making him do stuff like that it's not necessary[4:57:24]   Okay so let's uh see Chris check his phone for the first time here[4:57:28]   Your hair's super long[4:57:29]   Yeah well[4:57:30]   That is so stupid[4:57:33]   I'm not even gonna argue with that that's kind of cool[4:57:35]   Oh this guy's got a mustache what's up[4:57:36]   Fuck yeah dude I think you should all grow a mustache look at your chin[4:57:39]   That's Eric five years ago[4:57:41]   Wow yeah so he does[4:57:43]   He grabs his phone is this the first instance[4:57:47]   Yep[4:57:47]   Here he is grabbing his phone let's see[4:57:49]   Really ridiculous wow[4:57:50]   Yeah chin looks more like the soul guy[4:57:53]   And they cut away for a second[4:57:55]   Thanks dude[4:57:56]   Look out he has the mustache and glasses with the hat so like he's[4:58:00]   And do you guys know too did you are you reading the article now and just telling yourself[4:58:07]   Just keep just keep working for these guys these guys are okay[4:58:12]   Just ignore all the articles about the rapes[4:58:15]   Just ignore all the videos all the unsatisfied customers just keep it[4:58:21]   I mean can you guys grow a spine[4:58:26]   Is this rewarding to be on the shittiest podcast with the three shittiest guys on the[4:58:32]   Are you having fun there's no future in this kids[4:58:36]   You come work for me[4:58:37]   And you're not leveraging this for a better role[4:58:39]   No I mean this is gonna end when this is over and you know it's you guys are looking at the[4:58:44]   Numbers right now probably we're talking about their interns who blindly stand by their side[4:58:50]   I mean these guys you know you can't make them turn[4:58:58]   This chin we've tried boy have we tried I've begged with the chin I took him out to dinner[4:59:04]   I begged grabbing his leg as we walked[4:59:07]   He wouldn't listen[4:59:09]   We went to Tao[4:59:11]   Because of his ethnicity[4:59:14]   It's his choice[4:59:16]   Said meet me at Tao we can discuss[4:59:18]   I go oh my god maybe he'll hear me out[4:59:20]   This is me please please[4:59:25]   And he like fixed his suit and he's like get him out of here[4:59:29]   And then the Tao guys threw me out[4:59:34]   So yeah like I said I don't know how much longer these goons are gonna[4:59:38]   Stay by the side of these scumbags like what's in it[4:59:41]   How is this any fun you can't even tell people what show you do[4:59:44]   Oh yeah I do the Chris D'Elia Brendan Schaab podcast heard of him[4:59:49]   It's like come on[4:59:51]   Okay let's see Chris checking his phone[4:59:53]   You just let his hair go right[4:59:56]   Not yet[4:59:57]   It's over right[4:59:58]   He's fourth and inches[4:59:59]   Oh my god[5:00:00]   He's fourth and inches[5:00:01]   Keep it keep it going[5:00:02]   Yeah yeah what's up with this[5:00:03]   But when you're here[5:00:04]   Oh pretending to be involved in the contemporary[5:00:08]   Yeah yeah what's up with this guy[5:00:09]   Yeah yeah that guy yeah he's a crazy guy what's up with this[5:00:13]   And then it's like you bend your face into that position[5:00:16]   Can't you control[5:00:17]   Keep it cool[5:00:18]   He might have your watch also[5:00:19]   Here this is me reading about how the whole world knows I raped children[5:00:25]   We've got an amazing show coming up you guys ready to party[5:00:29]   You'll never know[5:00:31]   Chris is like[5:00:38]   Oh yeah that[5:00:40]   Yeah that guy[5:00:42]   He's nuts[5:00:44]   I just can't believe it's like you only see that in movies remember[5:00:47]   I always used to say it's like the guy where you like accuse him[5:00:50]   Hey did you just steal my car[5:00:52]   I um I I I[5:00:54]   How about start with the don't say I um I I say no[5:00:59]   Here I'll watch it show you an alternative example of how this could go[5:01:03]   Hey did you just steal my car[5:01:05]   No[5:01:07]   Gotta go[5:01:08]   Because I'm still very nervous I mean I just committed grand larceny[5:01:14]   But yeah it's like you don't gotta wear everything on your face you jackass[5:01:18]   I think he might have Tourette's too just[5:01:20]   Yeah you might have[5:01:21]   Ticks a lot in this[5:01:22]   Yeah and look at your vampiric fucking disgusting[5:01:26]   Eyebrow twitches that are like insane[5:01:28]   Oh you look like Bill Maher's dream of what he thinks he looks like[5:01:34]   When Bill Maher looks into his mirror it shows this[5:01:37]   And he's so happy[5:01:38]   Gorgeous darling[5:01:41]   I mean you really look like one of Bill Maher's disgusting hair dye gone wrong days[5:01:48]   Okay let's see what happens with Chris checking his phone[5:01:51]   And I think Brendan knows this news is coming and I think[5:01:56]   He notices that Chris is into his phone now[5:02:01]   Because remember Brendan's the professional leader of the show believe it or not[5:02:05]   So I think he he could feel that Chris oh okay the article's out now Chris is[5:02:10]   And he's gonna power through it and be the productive leading host[5:02:16]   But now he's kind of ticked off that Chris has just checked out[5:02:20]   Which you'll see coming up later and then they gotta talk to this asshole[5:02:24]   This poor sack of shit[5:02:25]   And what's your excuse sir for liking these three[5:02:28]   Do we need to come to your house[5:02:31]   What kind of car is that looks economy[5:02:34]   You want to keep living an economy life[5:02:37]   Switch over to red bar get rid of that car[5:02:40]   Get rid of that car[5:02:41]   I could see this bullshit right here[5:02:44]   Look at this[5:02:46]   I wouldn't lean my head against that if it would save my life in a crash[5:02:51]   I'd rather die I'd rather my head snap back than be seen with this bullshit[5:02:56]   Peeking out[5:02:57]   Was it six bucks[5:02:59]   You pathetic puke[5:03:00]   Chris is fine Brendan's fine[5:03:03]   I could see maybe somebody accidentally likes Eric[5:03:07]   They probably pay people around LA[5:03:09]   Yeah they probably just go on Fiverr[5:03:11]   Hey will you pretend to call in[5:03:12]   Because they've got huge things at the bottom of the thing that's like[5:03:14]   Do you want to be involved in the show call in now[5:03:17]   And pretty much half the show is responding to these call-ins[5:03:21]   Would you like to be involved in a crash[5:03:24]   Would you like to be involved in a distribution of a car[5:03:27]   Would you like to be involved in a disappearance[5:03:30]   You sick[5:03:31]   Look at him walking around in the daytime[5:03:34]   Doing his fucking beta ass puke life[5:03:39]   Disgusting[5:03:41]   All right let's see what happens here[5:03:42]   Your forehead starts at the top of your head[5:03:44]   I think it's over[5:03:46]   You know what I mean[5:03:47]   Right[5:03:49]   I like his freckles[5:03:53]   So Chris is just on his phone[5:03:54]   I mean he's totally checked out of the show[5:03:56]   The show doesn't matter[5:03:57]   That's how little all three of them think of this show by the way[5:04:00]   This is a hang on for dear life backup account[5:04:05]   That's how you got to look at it[5:04:07]   This is they do not give a fuck[5:04:09]   They're like hey we'll get the patrons[5:04:11]   We'll get the fucking ad money[5:04:13]   And are you lying to your old advertisers[5:04:15]   Like are they paying you the same[5:04:16]   I really hope not[5:04:19]   I hope the advertisers have been updated on the view counts[5:04:22]   Because I feel like they might still be getting the money from the 500k[5:04:26]   Days[5:04:28]   I can see them doing that[5:04:30]   Sneaking around[5:04:30]   They're getting 22k[5:04:33]   It's not enough to pay the bills[5:04:34]   All right keep an eye on Chris[5:04:36]   What do you say about golden boys[5:04:38]   It's your boy here 47th chromosome[5:04:40]   Andrew Santino[5:04:43]   I just want to thank you again for[5:04:44]   Roasting the shit out of my hairline[5:04:46]   Yeah I thought so[5:04:49]   Splig act looks like I got my wig pushed[5:04:52]   Whatever[5:04:52]   I have to head to Costa Rica with my family[5:04:57]   And think about the past trips that we've taken[5:04:59]   What are you doing[5:04:59]   I wanted to know a little bit about your guys's favorite trips growing up[5:05:03]   As kids[5:05:07]   This is a psych[5:05:10]   That's insane[5:05:15]   I mean he can't control it[5:05:16]   His eyebrows were going like this[5:05:20]   And then his eyes[5:05:21]   So he's just like an autistic loser[5:05:23]   Whoa[5:05:24]   Jeez I was chilling[5:05:26]   Fake paying attention[5:05:27]   Click back the two arrow keys between the flashing frown and smile[5:05:34]   Oh my god[5:05:35]   Wait we're zooming in on that[5:05:36]   Watch this gif[5:05:45]   Only Kanye could do a turn that quick[5:05:51]   Oh[5:05:54]   This is what you've become[5:05:58]   Oh that's enjoyable[5:06:00]   I know[5:06:01]   This is like playing the new LA game where you shoot zombies as a black guy[5:06:06]   That I got[5:06:07]   That I'm good at[5:06:09]   Okay there's Chris[5:06:10]   You can see him acting heinous[5:06:12]   And imagine you're going through this[5:06:14]   You just pick up your phone[5:06:16]   And they're saying oh he raped 10 women[5:06:18]   And then you got this jackass[5:06:22]   Cackling[5:06:22]   So annoying[5:06:23]   Three feet from you[5:06:25]   This jackass is cackling[5:06:27]   And couldn't be[5:06:29]   You know how mad that would make you[5:06:32]   You're sitting there like worrying the fuck about your future[5:06:35]   Your whole life[5:06:36]   Your family[5:06:36]   Your friends all seeing this shit[5:06:38]   You're worried about getting cancelled[5:06:40]   All your tour dates going down the drain[5:06:42]   Losing everything finally all in for once[5:06:46]   And then this fucking asshole[5:06:48]   Is laughing it up about some non[5:06:52]   Stuff that isn't even funny in the first place[5:06:55]   Ever[5:06:57]   And then this idiot who knows you're in trouble[5:07:01]   But yet gets caught up in the retardation of Eric Griffin still[5:07:06]   And doesn't help you out at all[5:07:08]   Or call for a break maybe[5:07:10]   So you can see the article about you about the 10 women[5:07:14]   It's okay to take a break[5:07:16]   They weren't live[5:07:18]   None of this had to happen[5:07:20]   Believe me if you make Rolling Stone for 10 women[5:07:23]   You're allowed to break[5:07:26]   So uh but it serves them right[5:07:28]   Wouldn't it look better for you to not have a show that day[5:07:31]   You're just determined to keep going[5:07:35]   Let's see what he does next[5:07:36]   I wanted to know a little bit about your guys's favorite trips growing up as kids[5:07:41]   Or the best vacations you guys went on growing up[5:07:45]   Love the show keep it up boys[5:07:47]   It does feel like he was mid take his wig off[5:07:50]   And then somebody was like you have a call[5:07:52]   He was like oh shit okay[5:07:54]   Hey golden guys you know[5:07:56]   This went on IG live[5:07:57]   His friends are the same friends as jobber[5:07:59]   Stretch it out[5:08:00]   He wasn't ready[5:08:01]   Oh did you see that stretch wait that stretch went from a stretch to worry[5:08:06]   It was like you have a call[5:08:07]   He was like oh shit okay[5:08:09]   Hey golden guys you know[5:08:11]   This went on IG live[5:08:12]   His friends are the same[5:08:13]   Okay so it's a smile stretch[5:08:16]   But watch what it does right at the end[5:08:17]   Friends is John Marantz friends[5:08:19]   He wasn't ready[5:08:20]   Oh he's like gonna puke[5:08:23]   He's like watch this again[5:08:28]   This is a nut stretch[5:08:31]   This went on IG live[5:08:32]   His friends are the same friends as John Marantz friends[5:08:34]   He wasn't ready[5:08:36]   Fuck he's gonna hurl[5:08:39]   And then you got this again[5:08:41]   Babbling on about nada[5:08:44]   How stupid is this guy now[5:08:46]   Just the dumbest guy ever[5:08:48]   Just dumb[5:08:49]   Chris is on his phone[5:08:50]   You can see him in the corner there[5:08:51]   That's what I'm saying[5:08:52]   Because like we protect each other[5:08:54]   So not that you would ever do anything[5:08:55]   But if you guys were just off the cuff[5:08:57]   We're bullshitting out there pretending to listen live[5:08:59]   You'd be like what the fuck are you doing dude[5:09:01]   Yeah[5:09:01]   So that's his friend[5:09:02]   Yeah[5:09:03]   Yeah man[5:09:03]   And people are like oh it's a racist thing you know[5:09:06]   If there's a white dude with a gun[5:09:07]   No it's not racist[5:09:08]   No it's not at all[5:09:09]   It's a business decision[5:09:10]   Because what he represents for that team they're paying whatever[5:09:12]   200 million dollars a year[5:09:14]   You don't want that part of your program[5:09:18]   You don't want that reflecting your program[5:09:19]   That's what it is[5:09:21]   And here's the real problem[5:09:22]   Okay Chris[5:09:22]   He's losing out and so go ahead and hit the showers[5:09:24]   But he's losing out[5:09:25]   Okay what's that about huh[5:09:28]   You see that[5:09:29]   So Chris is like not contributing to the conversation[5:09:33]   And it's almost as if Brendan knew[5:09:35]   Okay yeah it's because of the article[5:09:37]   He's reading the article[5:09:38]   And then Brendan says this[5:09:40]   And here's the real problem[5:09:41]   He's losing out and so go ahead and hit the showers[5:09:45]   So much money[5:09:45]   Come on[5:09:46]   Go ahead and hit the showers[5:09:49]   What does that mean[5:09:51]   Go take a break[5:09:53]   Get out of here[5:09:53]   But it's almost in a dismissive way too[5:09:55]   Like okay you're not paying attention to the show[5:09:57]   Then get out[5:09:58]   Hit the showers[5:10:01]   Can any SHOB experts[5:10:02]   Yeah does anybody know[5:10:03]   Or is it some sort of inside joke[5:10:06]   That we're missing[5:10:08]   Is he telling him to get out of here[5:10:10]   Go deal with your shit[5:10:11]   But I'm annoyed with you[5:10:13]   That's what I'm hoping[5:10:14]   He's losing out and so go ahead and hit the showers[5:10:16]   But he's losing out[5:10:17]   And then he goes nah nah[5:10:20]   Why not[5:10:21]   In a weird way[5:10:22]   So much money because[5:10:24]   I don't care[5:10:24]   And then he goes nah nah I don't care about that shit[5:10:28]   Listen to this[5:10:28]   Go ahead and hit the showers nah nah[5:10:30]   I don't care about that shit[5:10:32]   He's losing out and so go ahead and hit the showers[5:10:34]   But he's losing out on so much money[5:10:36]   Because when they voted for the all pro[5:10:38]   The all you know the first team all pro[5:10:41]   He was left out[5:10:43]   You don't care about the FBI[5:10:45]   Looking into your stuff[5:10:46]   Insane to not care about the FBI[5:10:48]   Pretty worrisome[5:10:51]   The FBI is looking into you[5:10:56]   Nah[5:10:58]   I don't care about that shit[5:11:00]   You don't care about that shit[5:11:02]   I think you cry probably a ton about it[5:11:06]   To the point where your wife thinks you're like a pitiful slave[5:11:09]   He cries to her about it[5:11:11]   Yes yes[5:11:13]   And I think she's probably like[5:11:17]   Like she thinks she's like a pitiful loser[5:11:20]   She has more power[5:11:21]   Yeah she has like more power[5:11:23]   Yeah[5:11:24]   So okay uh do we skip ahead here?[5:11:26]   Yes there's like a million times but it would be exhausting to watch all of them[5:11:30]   I would say go to[5:11:35]   3645[5:11:36]   I'm only gonna do the ones where I wrote big phone check[5:11:40]   Because there's about 40 mini phone checks[5:11:43]   This is what the last guy thinks his hair looks like[5:11:46]   You know what I mean?[5:11:46]   Yeah well no this guy just combed it forward[5:11:48]   They have the same forehead[5:11:49]   I feel like this guy can[5:11:50]   Look at that phone check[5:11:52]   He takes his hair off like this at night[5:11:53]   He just goes and it's on the thing[5:11:55]   And he's like you know what I mean?[5:11:56]   Go whoop whoop[5:11:57]   There we go[5:11:57]   We're at Golden Hour, Oleg here from Vancouver, Washington[5:12:01]   Got a question for you[5:12:02]   Oh my god[5:12:05]   Whoa that was a lot of moves[5:12:09]   That went like this[5:12:11]   That was like a digestive system[5:12:13]   Every second he's like either hovering his hand over his phone about to check[5:12:17]   Or like in the process of grabbing it or like about to grab it the whole time[5:12:22]   And then these are the times where he actually looks[5:12:24]   That's insane[5:12:25]   I mean that's a lot of movement[5:12:27]   Family celebrate the Sabbath[5:12:29]   Some of them are too crazy[5:12:30]   Some of them you know are pretty moderate with it[5:12:33]   Her sister is pretty fucking wild[5:12:36]   They don't come over our house anymore[5:12:39]   Because we don't celebrate the Sabbath[5:12:41]   So they said fuck that[5:12:42]   And then uh[5:12:43]   Oh my god[5:12:43]   Over their house[5:12:44]   Whoa[5:12:46]   Look at his eyes[5:12:46]   I went to go warm up my food[5:12:48]   She stopped me[5:12:48]   She said none of my house[5:12:49]   So oh[5:12:53]   A gulp?[5:12:55]   A visible gulp?[5:12:55]   I've never seen anything like it[5:12:59]   What I need to do[5:13:01]   Gang gang buzz buzz[5:13:07]   Okay[5:13:07]   You live your life[5:13:08]   What the fuck?[5:13:10]   My wife's Jewish[5:13:13]   Real quick[5:13:13]   What's Sabbath?[5:13:15]   That's the Black Sabbath is a band[5:13:17]   Oh my god[5:13:17]   And then the Jews were like[5:13:18]   Okay we should get back[5:13:19]   Okay you can go to 4150[5:13:21]   This is the part that you asked me to find[5:13:23]   4150[5:13:24]   Yeah this was weird[5:13:29]   And we did we decide that he's trying to[5:13:32]   Yeah it almost seems like he's using a therapeutic tool[5:13:36]   To calm himself down here[5:13:40]   He[5:13:41]   He says something to Brendan[5:13:43]   That turns into more of a mantra for his own mental health[5:13:47]   Listen to this[5:13:47]   Oh it's like why would you[5:13:48]   Why would you think that's[5:13:49]   Not me I like that[5:13:50]   Like in my vote[5:13:51]   Like Disney week[5:13:51]   I was like this is trash[5:13:53]   Oh that is trash[5:13:53]   Except for the little country girl[5:13:54]   That is trash[5:13:55]   I was like this song I heard it[5:13:56]   By the way[5:13:57]   Welcome[5:13:58]   She's gonna win[5:13:58]   The Moana one?[5:13:59]   No she's not[5:14:00]   You think country boys[5:14:01]   Country boys win[5:14:01]   One of them is[5:14:02]   Hands down[5:14:02]   Hawaiian dudes out[5:14:03]   I don't even worry about it[5:14:04]   And only because he's a fat guy[5:14:06]   And fat guys just don't win American Idol anymore[5:14:07]   Well Ruben says hold my donut[5:14:10]   Yeah but that was so long ago[5:14:11]   That was the number that was the second[5:14:14]   So it what first looks like it starts with they weren't listening to him[5:14:18]   He contributed they didn't listen and he goes nah that's okay[5:14:21]   But then it's almost like he slips and he starts going it's okay[5:14:26]   It's okay[5:14:27]   It's gonna be all right[5:14:30]   It's gotta be all right[5:14:32]   Watch this again[5:14:33]   Like he does bits like this over he's like don't worry about it it's fine[5:14:36]   Yeah but I think he lost himself[5:14:38]   Accidentally started using that as like a self-soothing[5:14:41]   Yeah watch this he slips[5:14:44]   This is trash[5:14:45]   Except for the little country girl[5:14:46]   That is trash[5:14:47]   I was like this song I heard it[5:14:48]   By the way[5:14:49]   Welcome[5:14:49]   She's gonna win[5:14:50]   The Moana one?[5:14:51]   No she's not[5:14:51]   You think country boys?[5:14:52]   Country boys win[5:14:53]   One of them is[5:14:54]   Hands down[5:14:54]   Hawaiian dudes out[5:14:55]   I don't even worry about it[5:14:55]   And only because he's a fat guy[5:14:57]   Should be all right[5:14:57]   And fat guys just don't win American Idol anymore[5:14:59]   Ruben says hold my donut[5:15:01]   Yeah but that was so long ago[5:15:03]   That was the second American Idol[5:15:04]   Do you want to get married or run away?[5:15:07]   And I'll do anything you ever dreamed of being[5:15:12]   Psycho guy[5:15:14]   Creepy[5:15:14]   He's losing it[5:15:16]   Okay were there any other moments of Chris?[5:15:19]   Yeah do 5520 is the last craze[5:15:23]   Oh wait first we're gonna do an Eric intermission where you get 5130[5:15:27]   5130 and it's just gonna be Eric talking about his spending?[5:15:31]   Yes[5:15:31]   So we're very concerned over the financial safety of these guys[5:15:36]   How could they be making any money with these abysmal views[5:15:39]   A whole staff to pay[5:15:40]   Each of them got three or four families[5:15:43]   That are all owed money[5:15:45]   Eric Griffin constantly talks about how cheap he is[5:15:50]   With his brand new wife Rachel[5:15:53]   This is what what's the time code here?[5:15:55]   5120[5:15:56]   51[5:15:57]   3130 yeah[5:15:58]   30[5:15:59]   Here we go[5:16:00]   Listen to what Eric does[5:16:02]   Shocking[5:16:02]   There's people at home who have to like budget[5:16:07]   It could be worse you could be a life where you could just be like[5:16:10]   Oh wait I'm gonna go back a little bit here[5:16:12]   Because Chris is talking about how he doesn't check the prices of things anymore[5:16:18]   I'm gonna do 150 on you[5:16:19]   Look at him by the way[5:16:20]   So the thing is it's got to be double[5:16:23]   Yep that car is fired[5:16:25]   Tom Segura has one hooked up[5:16:26]   Those GT4s get they get fast[5:16:29]   Yeah though okay[5:16:31]   I'm not gonna I'm never gonna[5:16:32]   Yeah[5:16:32]   Even if I could afford that I would never get[5:16:35]   Until you drink[5:16:35]   He's one of these even if I could[5:16:37]   So he doesn't even ever have faith in himself that he could afford nothing[5:16:41]   He's one of these guys like Jim Brewer's like that we learned[5:16:45]   They know there's no churn there's no churning this around[5:16:49]   They've never seen you know them be able to reach heights of those sorts[5:16:54]   So they'd never think it's gonna happen[5:16:56]   So Eric says this[5:16:57]   So the thing is it's like however you must spend it's got to be double[5:17:00]   Yep that car is fired[5:17:01]   Tom Segura has one hooked up[5:17:03]   Those GT4s get they get fast[5:17:06]   Yeah though okay[5:17:07]   Uh I'm not gonna[5:17:08]   Yeah even if I could afford that I would[5:17:10]   Love that until you drink[5:17:12]   You know what I would do[5:17:13]   Well you have you got a dope car[5:17:15]   You got one coming[5:17:16]   Yeah but no but it's a it's still like a you know[5:17:19]   Yeah this is why I don't ask how much things are[5:17:22]   I just say I just say to my business manager hey I'm gonna buy this can I do it[5:17:26]   Yeah I don't like to know how much things are[5:17:28]   Oh that drove Griffin wild[5:17:31]   He cannot believe that there's even a world where anyone could be able to do something like that[5:17:39]   And this really sends him off[5:17:40]   It makes me feel bad[5:17:41]   Yeah me too[5:17:43]   And Chris your business manager is going to be saying I can't for the next few months[5:17:51]   Okay let's see what Griffin does with this information[5:17:54]   That Chris could buy whatever he wants[5:17:56]   Which is even worse[5:17:57]   Just even saying that out loud like there's people at home who have to like budget[5:18:03]   You[5:18:04]   It could be worse you could be a life where you could just be like[5:18:07]   Just get it don't even tell me[5:18:09]   Yeah[5:18:10]   You know that's that's great[5:18:12]   Oh well that's like Rogan[5:18:13]   I do feel guilty about it[5:18:14]   You're like how much it is[5:18:15]   So thanks for that[5:18:15]   I don't know[5:18:16]   He just goes I don't know[5:18:18]   I do feel guilty sometimes spending money though[5:18:19]   Oh thanks[5:18:20]   Oh every every every purchase I make[5:18:22]   You should[5:18:22]   Hey man thanks bud[5:18:25]   Yeah[5:18:26]   I'm just you're gonna get to an age though where it's like[5:18:28]   Yeah I know[5:18:29]   That's what I'm talking about[5:18:30]   That's good though[5:18:31]   No it's not about looking at the finance[5:18:32]   It's just get to a point where you just go like[5:18:34]   Like I don't[5:18:34]   He's pulling the age card he's going well because I'm older you'll get to a point where you go[5:18:38]   Man spending money is the devil's[5:18:41]   The devil's deed[5:18:43]   Imagine how much of a cheap poor sap[5:18:47]   Fuck[5:18:48]   Pathetic fuck you've got to be to be like[5:18:51]   Man I get irritated when I hear about these guys spending money[5:18:54]   I do believe that he would have cheap built into him[5:18:56]   Oh yeah that's what I mean[5:18:58]   Yeah exactly[5:18:58]   It's not about him being poor really[5:19:00]   Yeah[5:19:00]   He's just like a cheap ass[5:19:02]   It's perfect[5:19:03]   Listen to this thing that he does[5:19:04]   Like wasting food[5:19:06]   Yeah[5:19:06]   You know it's the biggest fight I have with my wife[5:19:10]   We go someplace[5:19:11]   Get what you want[5:19:11]   Like the other day she was like let's go get burgers and I was like all right fine[5:19:14]   Get to the burger place[5:19:14]   Where'd you go?[5:19:15]   Is this place in uh west[5:19:18]   You know how far of a drive[5:19:19]   It doesn't matter it's wrong with you[5:19:23]   And then I go let's just get one fries[5:19:27]   But she wanted to get yeah[5:19:28]   And she was like I want my own fries[5:19:29]   No you don't[5:19:32]   Sweetie sweetie[5:19:33]   You don't need your own fries[5:19:34]   And of course[5:19:35]   You don't need it you don't need your own fries[5:19:40]   How much is fried?[5:19:41]   Let's rip up the equivalent of a ton of fries[5:19:43]   Money wise[5:19:45]   Oh my god what[5:19:46]   Let's oh my god I get the best prank[5:19:48]   Let's send Eric hundreds of dollars completely torn up in an envelope[5:19:53]   Be like here we got you some money[5:19:57]   What the hell[5:19:58]   He would hate that[5:19:59]   I hate financial waste[5:20:02]   That's hilarious so I mean I just can't believe the fry that's[5:20:07]   It's like fries are[5:20:07]   And Chris by the way Chris ain't following[5:20:11]   Chris is like yeah yeah uh yeah[5:20:14]   What are we talking about[5:20:16]   I mean Chris was served like the most expensive fries as soon as he was born[5:20:20]   That was like his first food was like $40 hotel fries[5:20:25]   And Eric's like you know like come on you don't need the fries right[5:20:28]   You do this too Chris right[5:20:30]   And he's like yeah I do that all the time we always can't afford the fries[5:20:34]   Yeah right[5:20:37]   Oh Eric[5:20:40]   I want to see Eric putz through this yeah[5:20:42]   I go let's just get one fries[5:20:43]   Cheers everybody to one fry[5:20:45]   I want my own fries[5:20:46]   No you don't[5:20:47]   No you don't[5:20:47]   And you don't need it[5:20:50]   You don't need your own fries[5:20:51]   And of course as I'm sitting there and this is how I mean it I'm going like this now[5:20:55]   As I'm watching 75% of the fries not get eaten[5:20:59]   And then and she's doing this too where she's forcing herself[5:21:02]   She's like oh my[5:21:04]   You know because it's like[5:21:05]   Chris don't try[5:21:06]   She's like I'm full I know[5:21:09]   She just got one fry[5:21:11]   I told you[5:21:11]   This is not relatable to them[5:21:15]   Do you think this is relatable to the disgusting brothers[5:21:19]   Do you know how much they spend[5:21:23]   They're probably in like severe financial crisis right now but they're still spending[5:21:27]   More money than Eric Griffin will ever make in his life monthly[5:21:32]   That's hilarious[5:21:34]   And they're both like yeah man totally[5:21:38]   As Brendan like tries to undo his watch hide it[5:21:43]   If we would have just got one fry[5:21:45]   I would have got two and been like just don't eat mine you know[5:21:49]   I think it's good[5:21:50]   I think it's good[5:21:54]   Then Chris yawns which really offends leadership[5:21:59]   I mean this is[5:22:02]   Talk about Liam Dominique[5:22:05]   This is Dominique right here[5:22:07]   Don't you miss hello mark right now like I wish he was here with us watching[5:22:11]   Oh my god[5:22:12]   Wouldn't that be awesome[5:22:13]   We should have asked him[5:22:14]   Me you hella mark on beanbags grading footage[5:22:18]   Watching this with him[5:22:20]   He would have so much to say[5:22:22]   So he does a Rolling Stone style yawn[5:22:25]   You should definitely ask him if he has any thoughts about this new thing[5:22:28]   I will I'll reach out to him this week[5:22:30]   So here's Chris he really wants this show to end[5:22:33]   He's yawning and that's gonna piss off Señor Dominique[5:22:37]   I would have got two and been like just don't eat mine you know[5:22:41]   I think it's good[5:22:42]   I think it's good[5:22:44]   I don't want you to interrupt me[5:22:48]   That's Shab's meanest face[5:22:53]   Dark Brendan[5:22:57]   Make the eyes do it[5:23:00]   Look at Dominique[5:23:03]   Fuck wait why is he Dominique[5:23:06]   Because it looks like some sort of transgender freakazoid[5:23:09]   Okay got it[5:23:10]   Dominique Shab nigga[5:23:13]   Oh my god[5:23:15]   I mean it really looks like he's wearing a mask[5:23:18]   Especially through this like when I look at it there holy fuck[5:23:21]   I get it[5:23:21]   Squint your eyes guys[5:23:23]   Squint your eyes[5:23:25]   Oh my god his cheeks get puffier[5:23:26]   Yes squint your eyes[5:23:28]   Guys everybody look at Brendan Shab and just squint your eyes[5:23:31]   Oh my god you can make him almost into like[5:23:33]   Porcelain like a porcelain figurine[5:23:36]   Really I make him like have a really pointy chin and then like a huge chinese cheeks[5:23:41]   Yes yes[5:23:42]   Or you can kind of make him into FaZe Banks if you do it another way[5:23:46]   Oh he is Banksy[5:23:47]   That's how many possibilities[5:23:48]   Looks like he's got an Abraham almost coming down[5:23:53]   Very interesting[5:23:54]   Squint your eyes at Brendan Dominique Shab[5:23:57]   So what are Chinese people seeing me as?[5:24:01]   I know I always wonder[5:24:03]   We'll ask Lisa[5:24:05]   Oh look at his disgusting lips[5:24:08]   Look at this mustache[5:24:10]   That's a stencil right that he puts on[5:24:13]   Yes that's cinnamon[5:24:14]   Yeah[5:24:15]   He uses one of your cinnamon[5:24:17]   Stencils[5:24:17]   I started doing cinnamon stencils, cinnamon figurines in the cappuccinos[5:24:22]   He did one with a little smiley face and it looked like the Joker[5:24:26]   Like the most demonic[5:24:28]   There's nothing wrong with that[5:24:29]   And then today it happened by accident[5:24:31]   Remember I had the comedy Mothership[5:24:33]   Cool figurine alien[5:24:34]   You probably created that coffee deity with the original smiley face[5:24:39]   And now he's going to follow you in every cup you drink[5:24:42]   It seems like something like that[5:24:44]   But I definitely want to get a coffee stencil of this[5:24:48]   For the coffee[5:24:49]   Keep going through the yawn[5:24:52]   Oh and did you see his face after that yelling too?[5:24:55]   So just does a yawn[5:24:58]   Brendan is going to yell now[5:25:00]   So watch Chris's face[5:25:01]   I don't want you to interrupt me[5:25:02]   So I have to keep going through the yawn[5:25:07]   He really[5:25:07]   If I could just capture that here[5:25:09]   We're going to zoom in right here because that's where it's going to happen[5:25:11]   I don't want you to interrupt me[5:25:12]   So I have to keep going through the yawn[5:25:19]   Fuck[5:25:24]   Wow[5:25:27]   Right[5:25:27]   He's tie tie[5:25:29]   Oh and the head kept going[5:25:30]   I was zooming out expecting the head to come[5:25:33]   And it's like going going going[5:25:35]   Oh my god there's still head to go[5:25:37]   Oh my god[5:25:40]   Oh is he disgusting[5:25:43]   Okay what's our next code here[5:25:44]   Or does Eric keep uh talking about this[5:25:47]   Fry thing was it[5:25:48]   Fry thing was it[5:25:49]   I wrote extreme phone check plus neck twist and squint[5:25:53]   Plus extreme facial rub that he tries to mask at 55 20[5:25:56]   That sounds good to me[5:25:58]   Let's see this one[5:25:59]   For every one we watch there's like 40[5:26:01]   Yeah[5:26:02]   55 20 let's see this[5:26:04]   Keep an eye on Chris D'Elia[5:26:05]   You live with your ex after breaking up[5:26:08]   We were together for about seven years[5:26:09]   At age for about two years[5:26:10]   Lived in a house together and decided to mutually part ways[5:26:15]   Everything's very cordial[5:26:16]   Everything's very mutual[5:26:18]   But that being said she didn't want to move back to her parents house[5:26:20]   I was trying to keep the house[5:26:22]   She wanted to stay there[5:26:24]   And kind of made it work[5:26:26]   With that being said we kind of entered that dating stage[5:26:29]   Oh he's in the house[5:26:30]   I was dating other girls[5:26:31]   She was dating other guys[5:26:32]   Guys knocking on the door[5:26:35]   Sorry[5:26:35]   I'm having to listen to this fucking nonsense[5:26:38]   While you're going through this while you're trying to[5:26:40]   I know this watching this back I was almost like empathizing with Chris[5:26:45]   While you're waiting to find out what the rape article about you says[5:26:50]   In Rolling Stone[5:26:51]   I'm pissed she's pissed[5:26:53]   Tempers flared[5:26:54]   But that being said I want to hear it[5:26:56]   Can you live with your ex?[5:26:58]   No[5:26:59]   In the same house after breaking up[5:27:01]   Debate it[5:27:02]   Let's hear it[5:27:03]   No because it's supposed to be going through your sluts[5:27:06]   You just broke up in a relationship[5:27:07]   You go through the slut stage[5:27:08]   She's like you're an animal[5:27:10]   Yeah I'll bring the other stuff after[5:27:12]   I mean I've done it but it's hard[5:27:14]   So he's going through it this happened[5:27:16]   Oh and then you can go to 102.40 for a funny little thing[5:27:18]   Where Chris tries to end the show and they deny him[5:27:20]   Oh wow so he tried to get out early[5:27:22]   I love something like that 102.40[5:27:25]   Chris tries to wrap up the show[5:27:27]   This is very small so listen hard[5:27:29]   Let's see[5:27:30]   We might be blur that[5:27:33]   You guys should do one together[5:27:34]   Okay[5:27:35]   All you gotta do is turn the gain up[5:27:37]   Yeah[5:27:40]   Okay well that's it right[5:27:41]   Well she's all[5:27:42]   Yeah but you know what I would do it would be like[5:27:44]   Oh Brandon looks right over at him too[5:27:46]   Yeah and listen to what Brandon is[5:27:47]   Okay let's see[5:27:49]   All you gotta do is turn the gain up[5:27:50]   Yeah it'll go back to him[5:27:53]   Okay well that's it right[5:27:54]   Well she's all[5:27:56]   Yeah but you know what I would do it would be like this[5:27:58]   One more[5:27:59]   Eric that does not feel good in my head[5:28:01]   Ew[5:28:04]   It was so tiny but Chris goes[5:28:06]   That's it right and Brandon goes one more[5:28:08]   Oh let's see and Brandon looked pissed that Chris said that[5:28:12]   I mean look at him[5:28:14]   Look at Chris[5:28:16]   Look at Brandon I've never seen[5:28:17]   Oh my god[5:28:20]   Yossified[5:28:21]   Jesus Christ[5:28:23]   Girl[5:28:25]   We're ending the show girl[5:28:29]   Holy fuck dude[5:28:32]   All right you know what I would do it would be like this[5:28:34]   Oh he really does[5:28:34]   Oh you paused right in the middle of the video Eric[5:28:36]   That does not feel good in my head[5:28:38]   Bringing up the stopwatch or the[5:28:40]   Okay well that's it right[5:28:41]   Well she's all[5:28:42]   Yeah but you know what I would do it would be like this[5:28:44]   One more[5:28:45]   One more[5:28:45]   One more[5:28:46]   One more[5:28:47]   It's like why can't you just let him go[5:28:49]   Brandon you're killing him[5:28:50]   Well that's it right[5:28:51]   Well she's all[5:28:52]   Yeah but you know what I would do[5:28:55]   Fuck dude[5:28:56]   That's a Egyptian darkness[5:29:00]   That is freaky[5:29:01]   I didn't know he looked like that[5:29:03]   Yes every time I see him it shocks me again[5:29:07]   That's really weird looking[5:29:10]   I hope he knows that[5:29:12]   I hope he's fully aware that it's getting weird[5:29:14]   He may have been[5:29:15]   He's turning into like Michael Jackson level where he's doing like weird stuff to himself[5:29:20]   This is all like clay that he's put over his face to whiten himself[5:29:27]   He's going through Michael Jackson level dysphoria[5:29:31]   I mean I don't even know what I'm looking at here[5:29:38]   That's super freaky[5:29:40]   All right let's take a quick little break when we come back[5:29:42]   The numbers[5:29:43]   The finances[5:29:44]   And Big Mike Callen[5:29:46]   We'll meet him[5:29:48]   Coming up[5:29:49]   On red bar[5:29:51]   Don't touch that dial[5:29:52]   Don't go anywhere[5:29:53]   We'll see you in a bit[5:29:54]   Okay[5:29:55]   We will I promise[5:29:57]   There you go[5:30:02]   I'll do my thing[5:30:06]   Just kill it[5:30:07]   Don't need a friend[5:30:15]   Is this my life[5:30:19]   Beginning of end[5:30:24]   Can I start again[5:30:29]   Can we start again[5:30:33]   There's a new moon on the rise[5:30:37]   Turn the tide[5:30:40]   Turn the tide[5:30:42]   I've been walking a thin line[5:30:46]   Between the earth and the sky[5:30:51]   What are my realities to cover all my dreams[5:30:55]   Why does all the purest love get built into three machines[5:31:00]   Give me something good that's even better than it seems[5:31:04]   Why does all the purest love get built into three machines[5:31:08]   I work on a line[5:31:12]   I'll do my thing[5:31:17]   Just kill it[5:31:17]   Don't need a friend[5:31:25]   Is this my life[5:31:29]   Beginning of end[5:31:34]   Can I start again[5:31:38]   Can we start again[5:31:47]   There's a new sun in the sky[5:32:03]   Where are you[5:32:05]   Where am I[5:32:08]   Have you been looking[5:32:10]   Like I've been looking for a reason or a sign[5:32:16]   Where are you[5:32:18]   What are my realities to cover all my dreams[5:32:23]   Why does all the purest love get built into three machines[5:32:27]   Give me something good that's even better than it seems[5:32:31]   Why does all the purest love get built into three machines[5:32:35]   I work on a line[5:32:39]   I'll do my thing[5:32:44]   Just kill it[5:32:46]   Just kill it[5:32:48]   Don't need a friend[5:32:52]   Is this my life[5:32:56]   Beginning of end[5:33:00]   Can I start again[5:33:04]   Can we start again[5:33:11]   Can we begin again[5:33:13]   And be who we were at the start of the day[5:33:19]   Can we begin again[5:33:22]   And be who we were at the start of the day[5:33:26]   Can we begin again[5:33:28]   And be who we were at the start of the day[5:33:30]   Can we begin again[5:33:33]   And be who we were at the start of the day[5:33:35]   Can we begin again[5:33:39]   For it begins again, again, again[5:33:46]   You can fly away, or you can fly away[5:33:50]   You can do it all day[5:33:53]   And save the key that you've seen in big time[5:33:58]   It's hard and I'm not your friend[5:34:01]   I want to fly[5:34:07]   You can fly away, or you can fly away[5:34:15]   You can fly away, or you can fly away[5:34:20]   Fly away, or you can fly away[5:34:28]   You can fly away, or you can fly away[5:34:38]   Why does my reality take over all my dreams?[5:34:42]   Why does all the purest love get built into a machine?[5:34:46]   Give me something good that's even better than it seems[5:34:50]   Why does all the purest love get built into a machine?[5:34:56]   Can we begin again?[5:35:16]   Yeah, yeah[5:35:28]   It's Westside, bitch, nigga, shut up[5:35:30]   We hot, but we cold, motherfuckers[5:35:32]   Left my commitment in the rubbers[5:35:34]   My ex on the phone, so I[5:35:36]   Been making sure they come from the coma[5:35:38]   Catering to me that we the summer[5:35:40]   Getting sex in the city like a serum[5:35:42]   And my twin and his bitch like Tamera[5:35:44]   This drink got me moving my jaw like I'm true[5:35:46]   Welcome back[5:35:48]   Oh yeah, we got the air to go[5:35:50]   I do not want to be compared to these fools[5:35:52]   I got the juice[5:35:54]   I got the juice[5:35:56]   Welcome back to Red Bar, coming back[5:35:58]   I keep that thing on me, meaning my tooth[5:36:00]   I'm sick of these boys, gotta keep it in my horse[5:36:02]   One track suit, they think they fly[5:36:04]   I leave all my actions, y'all leave all your captions[5:36:06]   Niggas don't like me, you don't know why[5:36:08]   Post eggs, cross legs, I'm the boss[5:36:10]   Welcome to the Scars Club everybody[5:36:12]   Thanks for coming[5:36:14]   5K for your suit, but it ain't even suing you[5:36:16]   Okay, so yeah, that's where Chris D'Elia[5:36:18]   Is right now in hell[5:36:20]   And the numbers are getting[5:36:22]   Very low, look at these findings[5:36:24]   Here, I mean[5:36:26]   Just look at this, the fighter and the kid[5:36:28]   Three days ago, 30K views[5:36:30]   I'm shocked[5:36:32]   To see that[5:36:34]   Isn't that crazy, look at this one, here's another video[5:36:36]   Five days ago[5:36:38]   37K views[5:36:40]   This is the fighter and the kid[5:36:42]   This is Brian Callan and Brendan Schaub[5:36:44]   Both of them got two families[5:36:48]   So, very shocking[5:36:50]   Didn't they used to get like 600, 700K?[5:36:52]   Or am I crazy?[5:36:54]   No, they used to, yeah definitely[5:36:56]   Maybe even a million on some episodes[5:36:58]   Here's Brian Callan's Patreon[5:37:00]   I remember the last time we checked[5:37:02]   It was at a very low[5:37:04]   380[5:37:06]   Remember that?[5:37:08]   Last time we checked Brian Callan's Patreon[5:37:10]   It was at a nice[5:37:12]   380, 385, very low[5:37:14]   Number, okay[5:37:16]   You guys want to see what it's at now?[5:37:18]   Look at this, here we go[5:37:22]   260[5:37:26]   So what they're doing now[5:37:28]   Is usually it's five bucks a month[5:37:30]   But with 260 members[5:37:32]   You're not really making much at five bucks[5:37:34]   A month times 260 minus fees[5:37:36]   So he's offered a[5:37:38]   $23 a month tier[5:37:40]   In hopes to make up[5:37:42]   For the missing numbers[5:37:44]   Okay, well that's a very[5:37:46]   Scary financial future[5:37:48]   And scroll down through his post to see proof of[5:37:50]   Big Mike Callan if you're interested[5:37:52]   So here we go, Big Mike Callan[5:37:54]   There it is[5:37:56]   Cruisin with Callan episode 3[5:37:58]   Big Mike Callan[5:38:00]   There it is[5:38:02]   I think I'm going to be listening to that this week[5:38:04]   He's exactly like[5:38:06]   Big Mike I hope[5:38:08]   So yes, Big Mike Callan[5:38:10]   Very stupid[5:38:12]   Name for a dad of course[5:38:14]   So yeah, Brian Callan, 260[5:38:16]   Patrons, 30K views[5:38:18]   God knows what's happening[5:38:20]   With him over at Crowder and then of course[5:38:22]   All he's got left is the dwindling[5:38:24]   Steven Crowder who's in some big[5:38:26]   Trouble of his own[5:38:28]   So Brian's in a bad place[5:38:30]   So remember every time you see Brian[5:38:32]   He's almost in a panicked state[5:38:34]   I mean think about this[5:38:36]   Your podcast is getting 30K views[5:38:38]   You've got to split that and pay a staff[5:38:40]   You've got two families[5:38:42]   To pay custody[5:38:44]   About[5:38:46]   And 260 patrons at $5 a month[5:38:48]   Remember, nobody is doing[5:38:50]   The $23 a month[5:38:52]   That's a fool's fantasy[5:38:54]   So remember when you look at Brian Callan[5:38:56]   That's what's going through his head and he's[5:38:58]   Trying to grab at anything he can to hang on[5:39:00]   Very scary[5:39:02]   Let's look at Eric Griffin's financial[5:39:04]   Future[5:39:06]   There we go[5:39:08]   He's got a patron, $5 a month[5:39:10]   He didn't know about no tiers or levels[5:39:12]   He has[5:39:14]   14 patrons[5:39:18]   He's making a total of[5:39:20]   $83 a month[5:39:22]   Eric[5:39:24]   Shut it down[5:39:26]   So he must be worried, now I understand the french fries thing[5:39:28]   So there that is[5:39:30]   And then of course[5:39:32]   Let's see what else we have[5:39:34]   Any more proof here[5:39:36]   Golden Hour is very low[5:39:38]   That's the show that we just watched[5:39:40]   And then even Chris D'Elia's YouTube[5:39:42]   Has seemed to notice a drop[5:39:44]   The latest episode of his podcast[5:39:46]   Only has 59K views[5:39:48]   This guy was getting like[5:39:50]   800K to a million[5:39:52]   Even after the cancellation[5:39:54]   So his fans[5:39:56]   There are only 59K left[5:39:58]   Let's see[5:40:00]   78, ok[5:40:02]   86, 71[5:40:04]   Matt D'Elia does better[5:40:06]   His clips are getting 14K[5:40:10]   We also have Jules in the house[5:40:14]   So not very good[5:40:16]   And why don't you check out Theo's views[5:40:18]   Since leaving the King and the Sting[5:40:20]   I just texted you[5:40:22]   Let's see that Theo Vaughn[5:40:24]   Left King and the Sting[5:40:26]   Let's see how he's doing[5:40:28]   Here's Theo Vaughn's videos[5:40:30]   Wow, 517K[5:40:32]   284, 1 million[5:40:34]   1 million[5:40:36]   1.8 million, 2.2[5:40:38]   Ok, so he's doing very well[5:40:40]   That's what they should be doing[5:40:42]   But 33K[5:40:44]   83 bucks a month on Patreon[5:40:46]   I mean, aren't these guys nervous?[5:40:48]   So you're going to see a lot of little projects[5:40:50]   Coming out of these guys[5:40:52]   Does Brian Callen have something new to offer?[5:40:54]   No, what is he doing with Crowder?[5:40:56]   What is his show on Crowder?[5:40:58]   Has anybody seen that?[5:41:00]   He's the third chair, man[5:41:02]   No, but does he do[5:41:04]   Crowder made it seem like we're bringing[5:41:06]   Brian Callen on to the network[5:41:08]   He does Crowder work[5:41:10]   Really?[5:41:12]   Well, what does he do?[5:41:14]   Is he just the third chair?[5:41:16]   Or is he making content on Crowder's[5:41:18]   Mug Club network[5:41:20]   That I haven't seen[5:41:22]   I'd love to see the content that's exclusive[5:41:24]   For the Mug Club if anybody could get me that[5:41:26]   Or is it even better[5:41:28]   Is that all it is?[5:41:30]   Is that Brian's now the third chair[5:41:32]   You know, a job where[5:41:34]   Dave Landau gave us the figures[5:41:36]   It was about a thousand a year for that job[5:41:38]   A thousand bucks a year and no talking[5:41:40]   And you pay for your own flights[5:41:42]   He's got to be there every week[5:41:44]   He's got to fly to Dallas[5:41:46]   Imagine flying to Dallas[5:41:48]   Glamorous Dallas[5:41:50]   But when you get there[5:41:52]   It's Steven Crowder and company[5:41:54]   What a nice vacation[5:41:56]   To do in the middle of December[5:41:58]   While two families are waiting to see you[5:42:00]   Two families and you're flying[5:42:02]   To Dallas[5:42:04]   How does he have the time?[5:42:06]   To see Papa Crowder[5:42:08]   And you have to sit right beside his huge dad[5:42:10]   You have to sit beside his[5:42:12]   Dad, his giant dad[5:42:14]   Who makes you look like a toddler[5:42:16]   Hello Papa Crowder[5:42:18]   You're a man[5:42:20]   I'm a man[5:42:22]   You're no man, boy[5:42:24]   You're a little one aren't you[5:42:26]   Oh Papa Crowder don't hurt me[5:42:28]   Papa Crowder[5:42:30]   Don't hurt me like that[5:42:32]   So they are doing[5:42:34]   If anyone has any information on more[5:42:36]   Embarrassing[5:42:38]   Downfall stuff like this[5:42:40]   I love the financials[5:42:42]   A lot of people[5:42:44]   That's how the financials[5:42:46]   Get them so giddy[5:42:48]   They would love to gossip about that[5:42:50]   They don't have the heart[5:42:52]   To look people in the eye and say[5:42:54]   Tell me those numbers are low[5:42:56]   Tell me they're hurting[5:42:58]   So that's my favorite stuff[5:43:00]   Please send us stuff like that[5:43:02]   Chris is on a big tour right now[5:43:04]   Where he's selling at all these theaters[5:43:06]   One of his theaters just got cancelled[5:43:08]   We saw that[5:43:10]   So they cancelled one of the shows[5:43:12]   But yeah[5:43:14]   His shows were doing well[5:43:16]   But now they're getting cancelled because of the Rolling Stone article[5:43:18]   Insider started writing an article[5:43:20]   A separate thing[5:43:22]   Except for Insider's headline was like[5:43:24]   Chris D'Elia tells a bitch to get on her knees[5:43:26]   They're so bad at this[5:43:28]   You gotta do better than that[5:43:30]   People aren't gonna care[5:43:32]   You have to be like he's systematic[5:43:34]   What would be the best thing you could say?[5:43:36]   I know that's what I meant[5:43:38]   That's what I was trying to come up with[5:43:41]   It's gotta be a shot[5:43:43]   You really gotta sum it up in like two sentences[5:43:45]   Because people are barely listening at this point[5:43:47]   They don't wanna hear[5:43:49]   And I think people keep forgetting it's like there's 10[5:43:51]   There's 20[5:43:53]   There started out with 50 million tweets[5:43:55]   Trending on Twitter like this isn't a one time situation[5:43:57]   He's like[5:43:59]   The most prolific[5:44:01]   That's all you want[5:44:03]   This is all you need to happen[5:44:05]   He's already in the hell[5:44:07]   Just keep at it[5:44:09]   Making him have to deal with it[5:44:11]   That's punishment enough[5:44:13]   Just to have to deal with it[5:44:15]   Imagine having to deal with 10 allegations[5:44:17]   Every three months[5:44:19]   For the rest of your life[5:44:21]   Everywhere you go you gotta deal with this shit[5:44:23]   That's terrible[5:44:25]   Say goodbye to them[5:44:27]   Let's show this little cute clip[5:44:29]   Have you seen Kevin Nealon's show[5:44:31]   Where he goes on a hike?[5:44:33]   I think we showed it on the show once[5:44:35]   With Bella Thorne[5:44:37]   Kevin Nealon's like[5:44:39]   Got the Bill Maher syndrome[5:44:41]   And he even did a disgusting[5:44:43]   Brothers thing with Bella Thorne[5:44:45]   Bella Thorne was on his show[5:44:47]   I believe we watched that too[5:44:49]   And he was all into her hooters[5:44:51]   Her big tits[5:44:53]   They can't get over her tits[5:44:55]   Which aren't even anything that catch my eye[5:44:57]   But they're constantly[5:44:59]   Him and Bill Maher[5:45:01]   Think Bella Thorne is like Pamela Anderson[5:45:03]   You're a small tit man[5:45:05]   So[5:45:07]   He's[5:45:09]   Today booming out with[5:45:11]   NoHo Hank who I love[5:45:13]   You guys know NoHo Hank from Barry?[5:45:15]   They know him, they love him[5:45:17]   I'll tell you this[5:45:21]   I had a dream[5:45:23]   About like hanging out with[5:45:25]   NoHo Hank and it made me like[5:45:27]   Really like him as a person[5:45:29]   And then I had this doctor[5:45:31]   Who in my mind[5:45:33]   Is exactly NoHo Hank[5:45:35]   This new doctor[5:45:37]   I was going to[5:45:39]   So I feel like I've had recently a dream[5:45:41]   About NoHo Hank and then I have a doctor[5:45:43]   Who really resembles NoHo Hank[5:45:45]   To the point where when I imagine my doctor[5:45:47]   I'm imagining NoHo Hank[5:45:49]   Talking to me[5:45:51]   So in my mind[5:45:53]   You had an interaction with him[5:45:55]   Did you talk about that already?[5:45:57]   Well it's not that I don't want to[5:45:59]   I just don't have the time right now[5:46:01]   He was late as doctors are[5:46:03]   And then I forced him to apologize[5:46:05]   For being late[5:46:07]   And he did[5:46:09]   I did force the[5:46:11]   NoHo Hank doctor to apologize[5:46:13]   To me for being late[5:46:15]   And he wouldn't, it was like a show[5:46:17]   Where I'm like[5:46:19]   Uh, wow[5:46:21]   Are you usually, is it usually this long[5:46:23]   Of a wait and he goes, oh yeah, long wait[5:46:25]   Huh, yeah, yeah, well anyway I wasn't[5:46:27]   And I go[5:46:29]   You're not going to say it[5:46:31]   Like really it was a Larry David paste[5:46:33]   You're not going to say anything[5:46:35]   And he's like what do you want me to say[5:46:37]   I'm sorry, I go[5:46:39]   You should apologize for being that late[5:46:41]   But I don't remember what actually happened[5:46:43]   But it was very[5:46:45]   He told me that he eventually did apologize[5:46:47]   Yes of course, of course, but it was very[5:46:49]   In this moment we were like at a[5:46:51]   Standoff[5:46:53]   Like he got a spark in his eyes[5:46:55]   Like a NoHo Hank vibe[5:46:57]   And he went with his gut[5:46:59]   Like he wasn't going to[5:47:01]   Apologize and he was[5:47:03]   Gonna, but then he realized[5:47:05]   Like in real time that he can't do that[5:47:07]   But that's crazy[5:47:09]   So he like got back into professional mode[5:47:11]   Um[5:47:13]   Anyway I don't think I'm going to be[5:47:15]   Going back to the bed[5:47:17]   This is what he does to me when he comes in the room[5:47:19]   This is what he does, he looks you dead in the eye and he goes[5:47:21]   And you're like[5:47:23]   Ugh, enough[5:47:25]   He really puts a lot of[5:47:27]   This is what he does, he walks in the room and he goes[5:47:29]   Mike[5:47:31]   Well when he's scared[5:47:33]   Shake the man's hand[5:47:35]   Yeah, okay[5:47:37]   Please, uh, doctor shit[5:47:41]   No I did not put up with him[5:47:43]   And I don't need to see him anymore because my lab results[5:47:45]   Came back and I am[5:47:47]   100% perfect with no problems[5:47:49]   With me[5:47:51]   No problems with me at all[5:47:53]   Uh, blood wise[5:47:55]   This time[5:47:57]   It's amazing[5:47:59]   So I feel like I do have a connection with NoHo Hank[5:48:01]   Like more than[5:48:03]   Your average just[5:48:05]   I like his character on the TV[5:48:07]   So here's um[5:48:09]   NoHo Hank and I'll show you[5:48:11]   He'll pop on the screen, I hope you guys know this guy[5:48:13]   He's so nice, but he's such a pushover[5:48:15]   He doesn't know[5:48:17]   Like everybody in interviews just wants to ask him[5:48:19]   About NoHo Hank and they want[5:48:21]   NoHo Hank, this guy here, what's his name[5:48:23]   Anthony Kerrigan[5:48:25]   So the guy just gives in[5:48:27]   And just becomes[5:48:29]   No, he like knows that[5:48:31]   He's not really Chechen[5:48:33]   No, he's just a regular[5:48:35]   White guy with alopecia[5:48:37]   He's not gay, he doesn't have an accent[5:48:39]   He's just a regular guy, but they are all like[5:48:41]   Do the voice, do the voice[5:48:43]   And he just kind of hangs his head and does it[5:48:45]   And I feel like people walk all over him[5:48:47]   And you'll see Kevin Nealon do that[5:48:49]   Let's just get a feel for what's going on[5:48:51]   Here they are[5:48:53]   Can't believe I'm hiking with you[5:48:55]   I mean you[5:48:57]   Came out of the gate, you came out of nowhere[5:48:59]   And literally didn't exist[5:49:01]   And then I'm watching[5:49:03]   That's how he treats you[5:49:05]   Surprised everyone[5:49:07]   And then I'm watching Barry, Bill Hader[5:49:09]   We all love Bill Hader[5:49:11]   And then you come on the scene and I'm like[5:49:13]   Who's this guy?[5:49:15]   This guy's amazing[5:49:17]   Oh NoHo[5:49:19]   I mean SoHo[5:49:21]   Did you hear what just happened?[5:49:23]   He goes[5:49:25]   Man, I love this, this guy is the best[5:49:27]   Character I've ever seen[5:49:29]   You're the best[5:49:31]   And then calls him instead of NoHo Hank[5:49:33]   ShowHo Hank[5:49:35]   Listen to this lead up now that you know[5:49:37]   That it's coming[5:49:39]   This is so cruel[5:49:41]   And NoHo had to sit there and go[5:49:43]   It's actually NoHo[5:49:45]   It doesn't even phase Kevin[5:49:47]   He almost didn't want to and just let it go[5:49:49]   And then he realized I just have to[5:49:51]   I can't let it go[5:49:53]   So they're on this hike[5:49:55]   It's just him and Kevin by the way[5:49:57]   There's no crew[5:49:59]   It's just him and Kevin[5:50:01]   And Kevin is holding a selfie stick[5:50:03]   And Kevin's booming out, watch this[5:50:05]   Just wow, you can't get over this view[5:50:07]   Can't believe I'm hiking with you[5:50:09]   I mean you came out of the gate[5:50:11]   You came out of nowhere[5:50:13]   And Kevin literally didn't exist[5:50:15]   I emerged from the void[5:50:17]   And just surprised everyone[5:50:19]   And then I'm watching Barry[5:50:21]   Bill Hader, we all love Bill Hader[5:50:23]   And then you come on the scene[5:50:25]   And I'm like, who's this guy?[5:50:27]   This guy's amazing[5:50:29]   You know, SoHo Hank[5:50:31]   Oh NoHo[5:50:33]   Is it NoHo?[5:50:35]   Oh man, I've got to redo my[5:50:37]   I guess I'm not such a big fan[5:50:39]   I get it all honestly[5:50:41]   I'm going to have to clean this up for him[5:50:43]   Yo bro, I love you man[5:50:45]   NoHo Frank, that guy's amazing[5:50:47]   That never happens[5:50:49]   Frank, he's the best[5:50:51]   Who came up with the name?[5:50:53]   Um, Bill[5:50:55]   Poor NoHo man, save NoHo[5:50:57]   He's getting stepped on all over[5:50:59]   at Hollywood[5:51:01]   Everyone's treating him like shit[5:51:03]   Was there anything else funny for you?[5:51:05]   He'll try to see if he can find one of the parts where he goes[5:51:07]   He just, the whole walk[5:51:09]   Well, eventually, he just gives in[5:51:11]   and just does the character the whole walk[5:51:13]   Cause he knows that Kevin[5:51:15]   doesn't care about talking to the actor[5:51:17]   It's really bizarre[5:51:19]   Let's see[5:51:21]   You know, you're getting a little bit close to the shoulder[5:51:23]   So, you know, maybe just overcorrect[5:51:25]   So now he's forced to do[5:51:27]   his character from the show[5:51:29]   but with very poor writing[5:51:31]   as he's not a comic or a comedian[5:51:33]   Like, go to[5:51:35]   7 minutes in[5:51:37]   It gets really pathetic[5:51:39]   and Kevin just walks all over[5:51:41]   This is just an example[5:51:43]   There we go[5:51:45]   I do have sunscreen on[5:51:47]   so ultimately this is just[5:51:49]   I don't even know how a hat works[5:51:51]   He's wearing a hat[5:51:53]   I have to, you know[5:51:55]   With this dome[5:51:57]   I gotta know how a hat works[5:51:59]   There's the real, there's the NoHo[5:52:01]   Here we go[5:52:03]   So ultimately this is just[5:52:05]   And slow down, Kevin[5:52:07]   Yeah, this is just a very expensive[5:52:09]   Very, very, very expensive hat[5:52:11]   What would NoHo Hank say about[5:52:13]   Listen[5:52:15]   Those UB rays[5:52:17]   What are they at now? UB40, I think[5:52:19]   You know, those UB40 rays[5:52:21]   Are, you know[5:52:23]   It almost ruins NoHo Hank[5:52:25]   from the show[5:52:27]   Cause the show, the writing is so good[5:52:29]   But then when he's forced to come up[5:52:31]   Which I don't even know if legally he should be doing[5:52:33]   Do a Hank, Do Hank[5:52:35]   And now he's forced to come up with hilarious[5:52:37]   one liners and stuff[5:52:39]   What was the prompt? He just said[5:52:41]   What would NoHo Hank say about wearing a hat?[5:52:43]   Give me something better than this[5:52:45]   So, and then, I'm telling you[5:52:47]   The actor just gives up and just does[5:52:49]   The voice throughout the entire interview now[5:52:51]   So you just got to[5:52:53]   Make sure to, you know[5:52:55]   SPF yourself up[5:52:57]   And make sure you[5:52:59]   Yeah, spit[5:53:01]   That's what they say[5:53:03]   What's the highest sub block you use?[5:53:05]   Remember, he doesn't have an accent[5:53:07]   Let's see, I think[5:53:09]   I special ordered mine, right[5:53:11]   So he's just doing the character now[5:53:13]   But he doesn't want to be[5:53:15]   He knows this isn't right[5:53:17]   They don't do this to other actors[5:53:19]   Where they're like, be the guy[5:53:21]   For the whole walk[5:53:23]   Dubrovnik[5:53:25]   And it goes all the way up to 300[5:53:27]   And what about dark chocolate?[5:53:29]   What percentage?[5:53:31]   Wow, um[5:53:33]   There's a percentage[5:53:35]   Give me 100% of it[5:53:37]   That's great[5:53:39]   I'll take 100% of your chocolate[5:53:41]   Remember, that is not his voice[5:53:43]   He just keeps doing that now[5:53:45]   And he gets more aggravated[5:53:47]   And sad about it as it goes on[5:53:49]   It really diminishes[5:53:51]   And beta[5:53:53]   And he's treating him like he's his little slave[5:53:55]   And he's walking so fast[5:53:57]   So fast[5:53:59]   At a rude speed[5:54:01]   I might have to start tuning into every[5:54:03]   ep of this[5:54:05]   Keep an eye on this Kevin Neal[5:54:07]   And he is out of it, man[5:54:09]   And he treats his guests like crap[5:54:11]   Which is great[5:54:13]   Speaking of old boomers, I want to watch this two second long[5:54:15]   Bill-ism that I really like[5:54:17]   Which one is this?[5:54:19]   His way of watching movies[5:54:21]   Yeah, which one is that?[5:54:23]   I just put it in next up[5:54:25]   It's very short[5:54:27]   So this is Bill and he's got[5:54:29]   Remember his takes on music[5:54:31]   were ridiculous[5:54:33]   He's got a lot of takes[5:54:35]   He seems to go really far[5:54:37]   out of his way to have his own[5:54:39]   way of doing things[5:54:41]   Wait till you hear how he[5:54:43]   enjoys movies[5:54:45]   Listen to this[5:54:47]   Okay, so he's with[5:54:49]   David Spade[5:54:51]   Which this interview ruled, they just chatted the whole time[5:54:53]   Picking up chicks in the good old days[5:54:55]   It was amazing[5:54:57]   So here he is with David Spade, listen to this[5:54:59]   For you kids watching[5:55:01]   Back in the day, as you kids would say[5:55:03]   We had to leave the house[5:55:05]   to see a movie[5:55:07]   Yeah, you had to go out[5:55:09]   It's hard to get people out to see a movie[5:55:11]   Did someone stash your phone outside[5:55:13]   or something?[5:55:15]   Why would you need to leave the house?[5:55:17]   When you watch a movie at home[5:55:19]   You can get distracted[5:55:21]   I think there's too much distraction[5:55:23]   Because I've done it[5:55:25]   When I watch a movie I look at my phone[5:55:27]   When you're in a theater[5:55:29]   It's sort of the only game in town[5:55:31]   You sit on the internet and you stare[5:55:33]   And you watch it[5:55:35]   You're more into it[5:55:37]   I must admit[5:55:39]   I have only seen two movies in the theater[5:55:41]   in the last five years[5:55:43]   Some of that was COVID[5:55:45]   But some of that is just[5:55:47]   I got so used to[5:55:49]   watching movies[5:55:51]   all at once[5:55:53]   I treat a movie like a book[5:55:55]   I don't read a whole book in one sitting[5:55:57]   None of them[5:55:59]   If it held my intentions[5:56:01]   And he was talking about this in another package[5:56:03]   What he does is he'll watch 20 minutes[5:56:05]   Put the movie away[5:56:07]   Go on with his life[5:56:09]   The next day it comes up[5:56:11]   He'll maybe watch another 20 minute chunk[5:56:13]   from another movie[5:56:15]   Put that away and he says he reads them like books[5:56:17]   One order[5:56:19]   Not one at a time[5:56:21]   He switches off[5:56:23]   He really said this[5:56:25]   Yes I could see[5:56:27]   But it's like yeah I like this[5:56:29]   But for 20 minutes[5:56:31]   And then I'm gonna watch something else for 20 minutes[5:56:33]   People that shocked me are my friends[5:56:35]   A movie[5:56:37]   I don't know if he even does that[5:56:39]   Or if he just wants to stick it to movies[5:56:41]   You people watch movies in one sitting[5:56:43]   It's pathetic[5:56:45]   So there he is with another one of those[5:56:47]   How'd he come up with it?[5:56:49]   None of his methods work though[5:56:51]   That's the problem[5:56:53]   None of them benefit your life[5:56:55]   Or make your life better[5:56:57]   They're all bad[5:56:59]   Should we do Joey Diaz or do you want to save that for next week?[5:57:01]   Let's save that[5:57:03]   Big Mike's Burger and Jim Brewer[5:57:05]   What did Jim Brewer[5:57:07]   Let's see what happened with Jim Brewer[5:57:09]   This is kind of a red bar in the wild actually[5:57:11]   Great[5:57:13]   Throw that up[5:57:15]   Let's see Jim Brewer[5:57:17]   Responds to us[5:57:19]   We didn't cover this huh[5:57:21]   Jim Brewer responds[5:57:23]   So we found this video[5:57:25]   Someone posted it in the video[5:57:27]   So here it is[5:57:29]   News to share[5:57:31]   Jim Brewer's Bruiniverse[5:57:33]   Bruiniverse[5:57:35]   podcast episode 81[5:57:37]   And this is his podcast[5:57:39]   It's insane[5:57:41]   And this came out[5:57:43]   9 days ago and it's[5:57:45]   in response to us watching[5:57:47]   him[5:57:49]   Remember the clip that started it all[5:57:51]   We watched a clip of him with[5:57:53]   Joe Rogan talking about cars[5:57:55]   Very innocent[5:57:57]   You know we were making fun of the fact[5:57:59]   that Jim Brewer didn't know nothing about[5:58:01]   cars, he kept talking about[5:58:03]   wanting a Hummer[5:58:05]   and Joe kept[5:58:07]   trying to get him in a[5:58:09]   Shelby Convertible today[5:58:11]   He was very adamant on trying to get[5:58:13]   Jim Brewer to buy a Mustang[5:58:15]   And it didn't make any sense[5:58:17]   We laughed at it[5:58:19]   But I had also mentioned that[5:58:21]   Jim is this new[5:58:23]   conservative[5:58:25]   He's converted over to being a conservative[5:58:27]   comedian[5:58:29]   He joined Stephen Crowder's[5:58:31]   network[5:58:33]   I believe he's being championed[5:58:35]   The[5:58:37]   type conservative[5:58:39]   scene[5:58:41]   And I believe that's what his[5:58:43]   little comeback is all about[5:58:45]   Well apparently he don't want[5:58:47]   to be labeled no conservative[5:58:49]   That really bothers him[5:58:53]   So we find out that's what this[5:58:55]   whole feud is about[5:58:57]   It's actually very cute[5:58:59]   He sent me a message saying I'll come on your show[5:59:01]   any day, any time[5:59:03]   We can talk face to face[5:59:05]   Remember he emailed the clip channel[5:59:07]   He had his agent reach out to the clip channel[5:59:09]   And we were like, what's this about? What could he be so mad about?[5:59:11]   Is it because the thumbnail said cook?[5:59:13]   Is it this? Is it that?[5:59:15]   And so now we're about to find out what the real[5:59:17]   thorn in his side is[5:59:19]   So here it is, this is Jim talking[5:59:21]   about his disturbance involving[5:59:23]   us[5:59:29]   Thank you Dice[5:59:31]   Thank you[5:59:33]   Thank you[5:59:35]   That's all I'm going to say[5:59:37]   Here it comes[5:59:39]   You know I was debating something[5:59:41]   So one of the[5:59:43]   listeners, one of you[5:59:45]   Lie number one[5:59:47]   Were upset about[5:59:49]   Somebody[5:59:51]   trashing me[5:59:53]   One of the[5:59:55]   listeners[5:59:57]   was upset about somebody[5:59:59]   trashing him[6:00:01]   Remember[6:00:03]   this is a guy who had his agent[6:00:05]   email the clip channel thinking it was me[6:00:07]   and sent me a private[6:00:09]   personal message on Instagram[6:00:11]   saying he wanted to come face to face[6:00:13]   to talk this out[6:00:15]   Don't you love when[6:00:17]   a boomer-y[6:00:19]   guy or girl[6:00:21]   tries to pull the[6:00:23]   wool over someone's side in a way[6:00:25]   that has been tried before a million times[6:00:27]   Oh yeah, we've never heard that one before[6:00:29]   So one of my listeners[6:00:31]   got really upset at this guy[6:00:33]   So I'll[6:00:35]   speak for that upset[6:00:37]   listener[6:00:39]   Okay, let's see[6:00:41]   And this is a wild video, I mean it's shot[6:00:43]   He's holding the phone right up to his face against the[6:00:45]   closet wall[6:00:47]   He's got a pair of[6:00:49]   You know, these are the type of Sony's they used to sell[6:00:51]   at Walgreens, there's nothing wrong with them[6:00:53]   The deck is booked for a wedding reception[6:00:55]   tonight[6:00:57]   Let's hear him out[6:00:59]   Somebody trashing me[6:01:01]   Okay[6:01:03]   So first I said[6:01:05]   Well who is this person?[6:01:07]   And[6:01:09]   they say the name[6:01:11]   And I look up the name, the name doesn't even[6:01:13]   come up on Google[6:01:15]   I said, well send me a link[6:01:17]   And they send me the link[6:01:19]   And then I watch them and I say[6:01:21]   You know, he's got like 20,000 views[6:01:23]   But whatever[6:01:25]   So as I'm watching[6:01:27]   That's the clip he's talking about[6:01:29]   I don't know if it's[6:01:31]   Whatever[6:01:33]   I want to clear[6:01:35]   some stuff up for people like[6:01:37]   this person, and you know[6:01:39]   I went back and forth[6:01:41]   I asked them to be on the podcast, I said[6:01:43]   I'll gladly come on your podcast[6:01:45]   Um[6:01:47]   And they didn't[6:01:49]   I reset an inch or so[6:01:51]   It was so cool[6:01:53]   Let me see if I can recreate that[6:01:55]   Yes I can, watch it[6:01:57]   And they didn't[6:01:59]   I reset an Instagram[6:02:01]   And he said they got back[6:02:03]   But they didn't[6:02:05]   Okay listen, nothing's really happening[6:02:07]   And then the more I thought about it[6:02:09]   He emailed, again his agent[6:02:11]   emailed the clip channel thinking it was me[6:02:13]   Now[6:02:15]   I didn't respond[6:02:17]   to his message, but I said on the show[6:02:19]   I think two episodes ago I said[6:02:21]   Yes please let's set this up[6:02:23]   Come down to the studio and we'll do the show[6:02:25]   Together and uh[6:02:27]   You'll tell me everything you want to tell me, right?[6:02:29]   So he[6:02:31]   Hasn't reached back out to me[6:02:33]   To come do the show like he[6:02:35]   Demanded[6:02:37]   But he does have this, let's hear him out[6:02:39]   Nothing's really happening[6:02:41]   And then the more I thought about it, I'm like[6:02:43]   Do I really want to give this person a platform?[6:02:45]   Fuck him[6:02:47]   Do I really want to, because[6:02:49]   Here's what I got out of it[6:02:51]   Alright?[6:02:53]   So this person plays, first of all[6:02:55]   They're trying to be[6:02:57]   The new[6:02:59]   They're trying to be like[6:03:01]   From what I gathered[6:03:03]   A[6:03:05]   Left wing[6:03:07]   Um[6:03:09]   And I don't know this[6:03:11]   This is just what I get out of it[6:03:13]   Okay, they're trying to be[6:03:15]   The shock[6:03:17]   Let's stir the pot[6:03:19]   Let's start trouble[6:03:21]   Which already is like[6:03:23]   In today's society[6:03:25]   Do we need more troublemakers?[6:03:27]   Is that your entertainment?[6:03:29]   Okay, so remember[6:03:31]   What's coming up, he's going to get very upset[6:03:33]   About mislabeling him[6:03:35]   Mislabeling him[6:03:37]   Which he so viciously does to me[6:03:39]   Pot stirring[6:03:41]   Liberal[6:03:43]   Liberal, so he's labeling me a[6:03:45]   Liberal, I wonder why he's doing that[6:03:47]   Because really that wasn't[6:03:49]   There's nothing about being a liberal[6:03:51]   Going on here[6:03:53]   Especially not in his clip[6:03:55]   Yeah, and especially not in his clip[6:03:57]   Remember, we made fun of him[6:03:59]   For not knowing about[6:04:01]   Cars[6:04:03]   Okay, that's a non-political[6:04:05]   We weren't even making fun of him, we were making fun of Rogan[6:04:07]   Yeah[6:04:09]   Yeah, so he's[6:04:11]   Going out of his way here, he's getting a little nasty[6:04:13]   Here, and he says this[6:04:15]   In today's society[6:04:17]   Do we need more troublemakers?[6:04:19]   Is that your entertainment?[6:04:21]   Your entertainment is just starting trouble?[6:04:25]   Maybe it's my age[6:04:27]   That exhaust[6:04:29]   Or maybe it's because you're being picked on?[6:04:31]   They always try this one too[6:04:33]   Do we really need negativity?[6:04:35]   Yes[6:04:37]   And by the way, you're a very negative person[6:04:39]   And that's fine[6:04:41]   We love you for it[6:04:43]   So now you're not a[6:04:45]   And they've tried this before[6:04:47]   Because now you've got to hold yourself to it[6:04:49]   Now you can't cause any trouble or talk about anybody[6:04:51]   Remember?[6:04:53]   You don't like that[6:04:55]   Is that your entertainment?[6:04:57]   Your entertainment is just starting trouble?[6:05:01]   Maybe it's my age[6:05:03]   That exhausts me[6:05:05]   If that's how you've got to get attention[6:05:07]   And all that[6:05:09]   So he plays[6:05:11]   A clip[6:05:13]   He wants to play a clip[6:05:15]   Of me and Joe Rogan on together[6:05:17]   And what Harry's making fun of[6:05:19]   Me trying to come up with cars[6:05:21]   I could care less about making fun of me[6:05:23]   I really can't[6:05:25]   That doesn't bother me[6:05:27]   The part that drives me[6:05:29]   Insane is[6:05:31]   The continuation[6:05:33]   Of so many people[6:05:35]   That have no clue what they're talking about[6:05:37]   And they label people[6:05:39]   And they have zero to back it up[6:05:41]   That drives me[6:05:43]   First of all, he's a character[6:05:45]   He's wearing an outfit[6:05:47]   Where he thinks he's the Tucker[6:05:49]   For the other side[6:05:51]   He's trying to be funky[6:05:53]   And I'm going to assume[6:05:55]   He's old enough[6:05:57]   That[6:05:59]   Maybe his[6:06:01]   I don't know if he's a comedian[6:06:03]   I don't know who he is[6:06:05]   So this person[6:06:07]   Is like, let's see what Jim Brewer[6:06:09]   Has to say[6:06:11]   Excuse me, let's see what Jim Brewer[6:06:13]   Has to say about this[6:06:15]   Crowder incident[6:06:17]   Since he's on part of his team now[6:06:19]   You are[6:06:21]   And he's saying that[6:06:23]   Do you see where he's going with this?[6:06:25]   He's almost one of these guys who's like[6:06:27]   Ashamed to be a conservative[6:06:29]   Wow[6:06:31]   Remember I said he's one of these fake ass conservatives[6:06:33]   I mean, come on[6:06:35]   I'm sure if I watch your special I'm going to find ten pandering bits[6:06:37]   You pander to the conservatives[6:06:39]   You love that they took you in[6:06:41]   You had a dead career[6:06:43]   You made some like, COVID open them up comment[6:06:45]   Right? Probably something like that[6:06:47]   And then they, oh yeah, Jim Brewer[6:06:49]   He's on our team[6:06:51]   And so then you kept pandering them[6:06:53]   You joined Crowder[6:06:55]   You're not conservative?[6:06:57]   He doesn't really play with[6:06:59]   To me, Crowder's like the most[6:07:01]   Conservative guy you can join[6:07:03]   I mean, that would be like getting a job at the church[6:07:05]   And be like, I'm not into religion at all[6:07:07]   Like even if you[6:07:09]   Did something on the daily wire[6:07:11]   You'd be like, okay[6:07:13]   And what's wrong with being a conservative?[6:07:15]   Why does that piss you off to high heaven?[6:07:17]   Does Crowder know that you feel this way?[6:07:19]   Does Crowder know that that[6:07:21]   Makes you sick to your stomach?[6:07:23]   I mean, listen to this[6:07:25]   So, you've got some shameful regret[6:07:27]   About being a conservative? Why?[6:07:29]   What's wrong with being a conservative?[6:07:31]   Do you hear this, conservatives?[6:07:33]   He's embarrassed to be one of you[6:07:35]   I can't believe this[6:07:37]   Oh really, dude?[6:07:39]   Let's hear Jim Brewer[6:07:41]   Let's hear Jim Brewer[6:07:43]   About this[6:07:45]   Crowder incident, you know[6:07:47]   Since he's all part of his team now[6:07:49]   And[6:07:51]   You know, and he's saying that[6:07:53]   And then he goes, Jim Brewer[6:07:55]   Okay, first of all[6:07:57]   No one[6:07:59]   No one knows who Jim Brewer is[6:08:01]   Jim Brewer decided he's gonna be[6:08:03]   A right-wing comedian[6:08:05]   And this is where[6:08:07]   Don't say this[6:08:09]   A lot of people are missing the mark[6:08:11]   Oh, imagine this guy[6:08:13]   Talking to you like this[6:08:15]   This is like being on Succession[6:08:17]   Tom[6:08:19]   Ooh, don't tell me, don't tell me[6:08:21]   This guy is Tom and out[6:08:23]   So look, oh my god[6:08:25]   Look at these freeze frames[6:08:27]   That's like a hellish find[6:08:29]   It's liminal[6:08:31]   That's liminal[6:08:33]   Imagine that door behind him opens[6:08:35]   And that little string man from the back room[6:08:39]   That was pretty good[6:08:41]   Okay, so let's hear[6:08:43]   He's really ashamed to be a conservative[6:08:45]   Nothing to be ashamed of[6:08:47]   But I guess[6:08:49]   Maybe it's not paying off for him[6:08:51]   As much as he hoped for[6:08:53]   He was pandering and now[6:08:55]   He wants backseas[6:08:57]   Is he embarrassed to be a conservative?[6:08:59]   There's nothing embarrassing about[6:09:01]   Conservatives, they are the true[6:09:03]   Rulers[6:09:05]   Right?[6:09:07]   I mean that's what Steven Crowder thinks you think[6:09:09]   Should we[6:09:11]   Tell Steven that you're so so[6:09:13]   Mad that people think you're conservative?[6:09:15]   Cause he'd take offense to that[6:09:17]   He brought you on cause he thought[6:09:19]   You're one of his guys[6:09:21]   Those would be like if one of the guys[6:09:23]   With the CDs from Hellraiser is like[6:09:25]   I'm not into hell or torture[6:09:27]   Then why[6:09:29]   Are you with Hellraiser[6:09:31]   The main guy[6:09:33]   Are you part of his main group[6:09:35]   Okay let's see what happens[6:09:37]   He's gonna be a right wing[6:09:39]   Comedian[6:09:41]   And this is where[6:09:43]   A lot of[6:09:45]   People are missing the mark[6:09:47]   I have[6:09:49]   Never[6:09:51]   Ever let me repeat that[6:09:53]   I have never[6:09:55]   Ever[6:09:57]   Announced a right wing[6:09:59]   I have never ever ever[6:10:01]   Announced formally[6:10:03]   I mean that's a good way[6:10:05]   To get out of it[6:10:07]   But I guarantee and we don't even[6:10:09]   Have to look I you know[6:10:11]   I'm sure we could find a dozen instances[6:10:13]   You may have even said you're a conservative comedian[6:10:15]   I'm sure you probably[6:10:17]   Said that yes but it wasn't an official[6:10:19]   Announcement[6:10:21]   A lot of people are missing the mark[6:10:23]   Pico?[6:10:25]   I have never[6:10:27]   Ever[6:10:29]   Let me repeat that I have never[6:10:31]   Ever[6:10:33]   Announced[6:10:35]   I'm a right wing comedian[6:10:37]   I[6:10:39]   I do comedy[6:10:41]   That I believe[6:10:43]   Is just common sense[6:10:45]   Common sense gun laws[6:10:47]   And over the last couple of years[6:10:49]   For all of you that[6:10:51]   All you that got branded with your[6:10:53]   Cattle on your back that's a[6:10:55]   Conservative[6:10:57]   Let me guess what do you have common sense[6:10:59]   On Bud Light[6:11:01]   Abortions[6:11:03]   Drag queen brunches[6:11:05]   Lockdowns[6:11:07]   I just don't understand why[6:11:09]   And Joe Rogan does this too[6:11:11]   I'm not a conservative[6:11:13]   I'm not a flaming liberal[6:11:15]   Okay[6:11:17]   Why are you so worried about being a[6:11:19]   Conservative[6:11:21]   That's a conservative[6:11:23]   That's a[6:11:25]   Nazi[6:11:27]   That's a liberal[6:11:29]   You're doing that[6:11:31]   That's what you did to me[6:11:33]   He started this with calling us[6:11:35]   Libs[6:11:37]   A left wing Tucker Carlson is how he[6:11:39]   Describes and then says that makes him[6:11:41]   For people to do that kind of stuff[6:11:43]   And by the way, oh no[6:11:45]   I forgot what I was going to say[6:11:47]   Completely[6:11:49]   Okay, let's see what he says next[6:11:51]   You're doing that[6:11:53]   It was that we[6:11:55]   Checked what Mike was wearing[6:11:57]   Oh yeah, because remember he's like this guy[6:11:59]   Dressed in an outfit, he's a character[6:12:01]   It was just a t-shirt[6:12:03]   And a jean jacket[6:12:05]   It was like the normalist outfit[6:12:07]   Jean jacket and a tee[6:12:09]   And your sparkly ears[6:12:11]   That would have driven him nuts[6:12:13]   So he's really upset[6:12:15]   Let's see what he does next[6:12:17]   You're doing that[6:12:19]   You're doing that[6:12:21]   You're falling for that[6:12:23]   Do right wingers follow me?[6:12:25]   Yeah[6:12:27]   Absolutely[6:12:29]   100%[6:12:31]   But what is your definition of a[6:12:33]   Right winger[6:12:35]   Oh[6:12:37]   Someone on crackers network[6:12:39]   I thought he was going to go do left wing[6:12:41]   People follow me? Yeah[6:12:43]   But he didn't[6:12:45]   Just right wing people follow you[6:12:47]   And there's nothing wrong, remember this is your problem[6:12:49]   Not mine, we're not picking on you[6:12:51]   Because you're right wing[6:12:55]   We're picking on you[6:12:57]   Because you wanted a Hummer[6:12:59]   And Joe wanted you to get a Mustang[6:13:01]   And you came off[6:13:03]   It showed a lot of weakness[6:13:05]   You have way bigger problems[6:13:07]   I wouldn't worry about this conservative thing[6:13:09]   It's the only thing you've got going[6:13:11]   Is the hope that you're conservative[6:13:13]   It's actually scary that you're blowing it with them right now[6:13:15]   Do not blow it with them because they will[6:13:17]   And they've done this before[6:13:19]   They'll start doing stuff to you and your family[6:13:21]   You'll lose everything[6:13:23]   We're just trying to scare them[6:13:25]   He'll believe it all[6:13:27]   Even through this part[6:13:29]   He's so mad about what I just said[6:13:31]   He's not hearing this part[6:13:33]   Right wing[6:13:35]   Snap out of it[6:13:37]   You don't have to be so scared[6:13:39]   Listen to this[6:13:41]   Wingers follow me? Yeah[6:13:43]   Absolutely[6:13:45]   100%[6:13:47]   But what is your definition[6:13:49]   Of a right winger[6:13:51]   A conservative[6:13:53]   I'm not into[6:13:55]   I'm anti-politics[6:13:57]   I've made that clear[6:13:59]   And[6:14:01]   No matter what platform I go on[6:14:03]   Whether it's gut felt[6:14:05]   Whether it's[6:14:07]   Crowder[6:14:09]   Conservative news shows[6:14:11]   Joe Rogan[6:14:13]   Whether it's whoever[6:14:15]   You couldn't even think of[6:14:17]   I stick to[6:14:21]   What I say what I always say[6:14:25]   I've never said[6:14:27]   You know I'm a right wing comedian[6:14:29]   And I don't do politics[6:14:31]   In my show[6:14:33]   This week I was talking about[6:14:37]   The set was[6:14:39]   The drag queens[6:14:41]   And the kids which we talked about[6:14:43]   Last week on last week's podcast[6:14:45]   I came out[6:14:47]   Right out of gate[6:14:49]   Right out of gate[6:14:51]   Now is that right wing?[6:14:53]   Is that right wing?[6:14:55]   Yes[6:14:57]   And this person like the deal[6:14:59]   I don't have a deal with Crowder[6:15:01]   I made that very clear[6:15:03]   Excuse me wait cause he's[6:15:05]   Shopping you around he's showing you off[6:15:07]   Like he just bought you what do you mean?[6:15:09]   I sure fucking hope you have a deal cause if not[6:15:11]   Cause he's telling everyone you do we watch like a million[6:15:13]   Trailers of you like posing[6:15:15]   You were there during all the photo shoots[6:15:17]   Mug club remember all those promos[6:15:19]   You shot in slow motion with him[6:15:21]   Mug club[6:15:23]   You're their newest signee[6:15:25]   Crowder announced this[6:15:27]   To the world[6:15:29]   I don't have a deal with Crowder[6:15:31]   I made that very clear[6:15:33]   I called Steve Crowder[6:15:35]   When[6:15:37]   He had[6:15:39]   That negotiation thing and he read the[6:15:41]   Contract between him and the other[6:15:43]   And that other company[6:15:45]   And then we[6:15:47]   Talked personally[6:15:49]   I have good personal conversations[6:15:51]   That's between[6:15:53]   Me him and party involved[6:15:55]   Talking to Crowder[6:15:57]   Makes you a conservative[6:15:59]   You had a good conversation with him[6:16:01]   You're a conservative now[6:16:03]   There's no getting out of that[6:16:05]   There's no[6:16:07]   Other way[6:16:09]   Okay I gotta hear this though because[6:16:11]   Crowder does he not have a deal[6:16:13]   With Crowder and Crowder's lying to make it sound[6:16:15]   Like he's got this big roster of new guys[6:16:17]   Cause like I said where's the content[6:16:19]   All I've seen is Brian[6:16:21]   And a third chair I haven't seen any[6:16:23]   New content from[6:16:25]   Mug club with these guys[6:16:27]   Will you guys film this little bit with me[6:16:29]   And then[6:16:31]   Callen and Brewer[6:16:33]   Like yeah sure man I'll help you out[6:16:35]   But he announced[6:16:37]   He's splashing it all over his advertising material[6:16:39]   I don't know I mean we've watched it[6:16:41]   We've all watched it Crowder announced[6:16:43]   That this is his new team[6:16:45]   Callen, Brewer,[6:16:47]   Nick DiPaolo[6:16:49]   Like one other guy right?[6:16:51]   Some other psycho[6:16:53]   Yeah I forget[6:16:55]   So what are you saying? Is Crowder lying or are you lying?[6:16:57]   Conversations that's between[6:16:59]   Me, him, and[6:17:01]   Party involved not for the public to know[6:17:03]   Just like me with[6:17:05]   Whether it's with my wife[6:17:07]   Or my friend or my neighbor[6:17:09]   No one needs to know private conversations[6:17:11]   Now and they're always[6:17:13]   Positive and[6:17:15]   All that jazz and then he was[6:17:17]   In my opinion[6:17:19]   What if because of the Crowder wife thing[6:17:21]   And all this debacle he's trying to back out of this whole thing[6:17:23]   It could be I mean[6:17:25]   And now he doesn't even want to be a conservative[6:17:27]   He's not tied to any of this shit this was a wrong move[6:17:29]   He's out. He's trying to retire in Florida[6:17:31]   He doesn't need this shit[6:17:33]   He thought this was going to be a step in the right direction[6:17:35]   Turned out this was a disaster[6:17:37]   I think[6:17:39]   Maybe you should message him back later tonight[6:17:41]   And ask him and be like dude I totally[6:17:43]   Get it we're here for you bro[6:17:45]   We'll get you out of this[6:17:47]   And then we can become friends[6:17:49]   I would love to be really[6:17:51]   Close friends with him[6:17:53]   Let's hear some more[6:17:55]   About the direction he was going[6:17:57]   He said yeah I want to get you on board[6:17:59]   And I made it[6:18:01]   Very clear hey man[6:18:03]   I don't know I'm trying to figure things out[6:18:05]   I like what you're doing I like what's[6:18:07]   Going on I like I mean can't somebody[6:18:09]   Find the promo where he's announcing him[6:18:11]   If you can send it to Jules[6:18:13]   I think I have it[6:18:15]   Which I do[6:18:17]   I've been in a chair and I've been[6:18:19]   On a show and[6:18:21]   I enjoy it[6:18:23]   I enjoy it[6:18:25]   I've not had a bad experience yet[6:18:27]   Someone else[6:18:29]   Has[6:18:31]   Whatever[6:18:33]   You stick to me[6:18:35]   I don't have a signed deal[6:18:37]   With anyone I don't have a deal[6:18:39]   In the works I have[6:18:41]   Offers[6:18:43]   I have offers from[6:18:47]   Steven Crowder[6:18:49]   Multiple platforms[6:18:51]   And the more[6:18:53]   The more I[6:18:55]   Look at them all and I think about my whole life[6:18:57]   I don't join teams[6:18:59]   Oh my god he's backing out[6:19:01]   He's backing out of the Crowder deal[6:19:03]   This is an exclusive I think[6:19:05]   We're gonna find this[6:19:07]   Does Crowder know he's going[6:19:09]   Going around saying this[6:19:11]   Send this to Papa Crowder[6:19:13]   Which is impossible to get to the Crowder[6:19:15]   Getting to the Crowder is like getting in the White House[6:19:17]   Here I got the video[6:19:19]   Yeah We gotta watch through this[6:19:21]   But in the bio[6:19:23]   In the description of this video it says[6:19:25]   Tomorrow March 20th the show returns[6:19:27]   This time we've added a few soldiers to our army[6:19:29]   Brian Callen, Nick DiPaolo[6:19:31]   And a virtual YouTuber[6:19:33]   Yeah[6:19:35]   Okay let's see[6:19:37]   Very good[6:19:39]   We have a higher standard for monetization[6:19:41]   YouTube dragged its feet before taking any action[6:19:43]   Against conservative[6:19:45]   This is Steven Crowder's promo[6:19:47]   We did announce the monetization change[6:19:49]   That Steven Crowder was[6:19:51]   And it is crying I don't like it it's a total bitch move[6:19:53]   The conservative demographic[6:19:55]   It's quite literally dying off[6:19:57]   There are a lot of people out there like me[6:19:59]   Like Jill, like our audience[6:20:01]   Who often feel like they don't have a home[6:20:03]   They're misfits[6:20:05]   It used to be content generators[6:20:07]   Who were adding value to YouTube[6:20:09]   Go and listen to most of the podcasts out there right now[6:20:11]   It is far more PG vanilla Disney friendly[6:20:14]   Than what you would hear on basic game radio[6:20:16]   And there's no FCC[6:20:18]   230[6:20:20]   This is just one of his skits until then[6:20:22]   Here we go[6:20:24]   230 let's see what happens here[6:20:26]   New talent[6:20:28]   Here we go[6:20:30]   So here's the promo and this is where it starts[6:20:32]   Let's see this[6:20:34]   This is just them walking and don't go back that far[6:20:36]   I scrubbed through it all[6:20:38]   He's not in it till the part I said[6:20:40]   New talent[6:20:42]   Talent was available and ready to film[6:20:44]   Brian Callan[6:20:46]   But he announced this on his show many times[6:20:48]   New talent[6:20:50]   New talent[6:20:52]   New creators[6:20:54]   New Friday shows[6:20:56]   New talent[6:20:58]   I'll do it[6:21:00]   My show will be mug club now[6:21:02]   Nick DiPaolo[6:21:04]   My show will be mug club[6:21:08]   Nick DiPaolo okay[6:21:10]   Jim Brewer[6:21:12]   I mean he's featuring him as the new talent[6:21:14]   Look at this[6:21:16]   Here's Nick[6:21:18]   Nick DiPaolo[6:21:20]   Jim Brewer[6:21:22]   Mr. Guns Gear[6:21:24]   Brian Callan a new chapter begins[6:21:26]   And I believe even on this episode[6:21:28]   Where Crowder played this little clip[6:21:30]   He goes yeah we couldn't get[6:21:32]   Jim[6:21:34]   For the promo like he even explained that[6:21:36]   And then he announced that Jim[6:21:38]   Yeah I remember that too[6:21:40]   Brian Callan so what's going on here[6:21:42]   And does Crowder know that he's going around saying[6:21:44]   This now[6:21:46]   And some people[6:21:48]   Will say well that's my demise[6:21:50]   So be it[6:21:52]   I don't have a problem with that[6:21:54]   I enjoy[6:21:56]   Almost every team[6:21:58]   A listen[6:22:00]   So to this person[6:22:02]   Which hey your outfit[6:22:04]   Love your outfit love your stick[6:22:06]   I love your stick of trying to be[6:22:08]   Shocking[6:22:10]   And just spewing things out[6:22:12]   About things you don't know[6:22:14]   And you have no clue[6:22:16]   We heard it from Crowder[6:22:18]   I get it it's never been done before[6:22:22]   This is insane[6:22:24]   I was like yeah nah I'm not going to put this person's name out there because[6:22:32]   They don't deserve it[6:22:34]   They don't deserve it[6:22:36]   You hear this[6:22:38]   I'd be doing them a favor[6:22:40]   But I did offer I would gladly come on and have a long conversation with you[6:22:42]   On air[6:22:44]   Because I got nothing to hide[6:22:46]   You can ask all the questions that you think[6:22:48]   And what is funny is like this person had[6:22:50]   It sounded like a younger female[6:22:52]   In the room[6:22:54]   And she was like[6:22:56]   Hehehe[6:22:58]   No one in the room[6:23:00]   That really gets to these guys[6:23:02]   They think this guy is their ticket[6:23:04]   That was the best impression of me[6:23:06]   They think this is their ticket[6:23:08]   Meanwhile he's got his outfit[6:23:10]   His character outfit[6:23:12]   His character[6:23:14]   He's doing a character[6:23:16]   He is my ticket more than you'll ever know[6:23:18]   His substance is nothing[6:23:20]   He's got zero substance[6:23:22]   In his performance[6:23:24]   Oh you don't mean that see I feel like he was fine before[6:23:26]   Yeah he's upset[6:23:28]   All super mean at the end[6:23:30]   It's like you don't mean that[6:23:32]   Well let's hear him[6:23:34]   Let's let him finish up[6:23:36]   He's allowed to think what he wants[6:23:38]   Substance[6:23:40]   In his performance[6:23:42]   He has his character interesting[6:23:44]   Yes[6:23:46]   Thank you[6:23:48]   Can you believe he just said that[6:23:50]   Listen to this[6:23:52]   In his performance[6:23:54]   He has his character interesting[6:23:56]   Yes[6:23:58]   Thank you very much[6:24:02]   I can see myself at a hockey game[6:24:04]   With Jim Brewer[6:24:06]   Yeah[6:24:08]   We're having the best night of our lives[6:24:10]   And he's doing his crazy faces[6:24:12]   And I'm actually like[6:24:14]   And I'm dying[6:24:16]   And we're having a blast together[6:24:18]   Not gonna lie[6:24:20]   That sounds good[6:24:22]   But[6:24:24]   To clear the air[6:24:26]   I don't have deals anywhere[6:24:28]   Okay[6:24:30]   Clear the air with Crowder then[6:24:32]   This is great[6:24:34]   What he may be referring to is[6:24:36]   A while ago when I did[6:24:38]   Clay Clark[6:24:40]   Reawaken American tour[6:24:42]   And I did a set[6:24:44]   They[6:24:46]   Somebody[6:24:48]   Immediately tweeted out[6:24:50]   The right just got funnier[6:24:52]   Well I didn't do that[6:24:54]   And I immediately text[6:24:56]   Clay Clark[6:24:58]   I said hey man[6:25:00]   Take that shit down[6:25:02]   Let me be up front with you[6:25:04]   About something[6:25:06]   I'm not here to say[6:25:08]   Nobody claims me[6:25:10]   You don't get to claim me[6:25:12]   So[6:25:14]   Whoever tweeted that[6:25:16]   And got[6:25:18]   That photo and did it[6:25:20]   I just wanna let you know if it's in the camp[6:25:22]   Don't ever do that again[6:25:24]   Don't do that[6:25:26]   Because I'm not here to piss[6:25:28]   A side off or say I joined this side[6:25:30]   And the other side can eat it[6:25:32]   Cause that's not what's gonna bring[6:25:34]   Everyone together[6:25:36]   I mean this poor guy might be so out of it that he doesn't[6:25:38]   Realize that Crowder is like the most[6:25:40]   Yeah maybe he doesn't really[6:25:42]   Get this[6:25:44]   Yeah[6:25:46]   Oh my god[6:25:48]   Yes and they're the ones[6:25:50]   Going out there and being like we've got a new[6:25:52]   King of the right wing[6:25:54]   He's here to help us boys[6:25:56]   He walks in and sees Gerald and his heart sinks[6:25:58]   Oh my god we gotta help him[6:26:00]   Cause when you see Gerald you know it's[6:26:02]   Christian[6:26:04]   Okay is there any more of this?[6:26:06]   I don't think so that's pretty much the good parts[6:26:08]   Hopefully we can figure out this miscommunication[6:26:10]   The second break[6:26:12]   We'll be right back[6:26:14]   On Red Bar[6:26:16]   We'll see you soon[6:26:18]   We sure will[6:26:38]   Thanks for watching![6:27:08]   Thanks for watching![6:27:38]   Thanks for watching![6:28:08]   Thanks for watching![6:28:38]   You can pay that out there[6:28:40]   You can pay that out there[6:28:42]   You can pay that[6:28:44]   You can pay that[6:28:52]   Oh[6:28:54]   Thank you[6:28:56]   Here you go[6:29:08]   No longer fine[6:29:12]   I'm no longer[6:29:14]   Running smooth[6:29:16]   I thought that I[6:29:18]   Found myself[6:29:20]   Under something new[6:29:22]   Just one more line[6:29:26]   I repeat over and over[6:29:28]   Again till I'm blue[6:29:30]   In the face with a choking[6:29:32]   Regret cause I talk[6:29:34]   In circles round you on my bed[6:29:36]   Can't say I blamed you on mid[6:29:38]   When you kept it all[6:29:40]   Inside[6:29:42]   When you left that[6:29:44]   Night[6:29:46]   Thank you[6:29:56]   Thank you very much[6:29:58]   It's about time[6:30:00]   That you[6:30:02]   Got sick of me[6:30:04]   No longer fun[6:30:08]   And so far from[6:30:10]   Interesting[6:30:12]   I thought that I[6:30:14]   Found me a cure[6:30:16]   For feeling old[6:30:18]   Just one more line[6:30:22]   To keep me sleeping[6:30:24]   Loudly and cold[6:30:26]   In disgrace with a shameful[6:30:28]   Regret cause I speak in[6:30:30]   Tons to myself in my head[6:30:32]   Can't say I blamed you on mid[6:30:34]   When you kept it all[6:30:36]   Inside[6:30:38]   When you left that[6:30:40]   Night[6:30:46]   And all that[6:30:48]   Followed fell[6:30:50]   Like mercury[6:30:52]   To hell[6:30:54]   Somehow we lost our[6:30:56]   Heads for the last[6:30:58]   Time[6:31:00]   And all that[6:31:02]   Followed fell[6:31:04]   Like mercury[6:31:06]   To hell[6:31:08]   Somehow we lost our[6:31:10]   Heads for the last[6:31:12]   Time[6:31:14]   And I don't[6:31:16]   Dream[6:31:18]   Since I quit sleeping[6:31:22]   I haven't slept[6:31:24]   Since I met you[6:31:26]   And you[6:31:28]   And you can't[6:31:30]   Breathe without[6:31:32]   Coughing in daytime[6:31:34]   Neither can[6:31:36]   I[6:31:38]   So what do you[6:31:40]   Say[6:31:42]   You're coughing or mine[6:31:48]   Another hit show[6:31:50]   Jewels[6:31:56]   Thanks for watching!