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episode: RED BAR RADIO S20 E32

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[0:00:00]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:30]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:01:00]   And now you're under my control![0:01:30]   Hong Kong![0:01:32]   Hong Kong![0:01:34]   Welcome! Hi![0:01:36]   Hey![0:01:38]   Pretty cool, huh?[0:01:40]   Every seven days.[0:01:44]   Wait though.[0:01:46]   Look what this guy said.[0:01:48]   I just got a message here.[0:01:50]   Weekly thing is awesome.[0:01:52]   Maybe tone it down to five hours[0:01:54]   so you don't burn out.[0:01:56]   Just came in.[0:01:58]   Wow.[0:02:00]   Tone it down to five hours.[0:02:02]   Well, I guess.[0:02:04]   What do you guys think? Should we tone it down to five?[0:02:06]   How are you? Jules is here.[0:02:08]   We also have Jules in the house.[0:02:10]   What's up? What's up?[0:02:12]   Jules in the house.[0:02:14]   What's up, guys?[0:02:16]   This is going to be a very difficult podcast to do.[0:02:18]   Hey, how's everybody doing?[0:02:20]   We've got a great continuation[0:02:22]   from our last show there.[0:02:24]   The Scars Club.[0:02:26]   Are you a Scars Club member?[0:02:28]   It's time. There's not enough people.[0:02:30]   You know we only have like 600 people[0:02:32]   that are signed up to the Scars Club.[0:02:34]   I don't know how all these people are watching this.[0:02:36]   They're stealing it.[0:02:38]   We need to stop the steal[0:02:40]   and sign up for the Scars Club.[0:02:42]   It's very cheap. It's very inexpensive.[0:02:44]   And the Clippers[0:02:46]   got to stop posting the entire episode[0:02:48]   on YouTube. I don't know what they're thinking.[0:02:50]   They're stealing from me now.[0:02:52]   We love the Clippers.[0:02:54]   I have this emotional[0:02:56]   up and down with the Clippers.[0:02:58]   Sometimes I love them.[0:03:00]   Like when they put out a clip and then it gets a lot of[0:03:02]   views and it gets a lot of good things[0:03:04]   going like this one that happened today on[0:03:06]   Salted.[0:03:08]   What is it? Salted something?[0:03:10]   Oh, these Clippers and their frame rates.[0:03:12]   Please, at least if you're going to steal[0:03:14]   from us,[0:03:16]   match the original quality[0:03:18]   of the uploaded[0:03:20]   version of the show.[0:03:22]   I don't want to see clips of the live[0:03:24]   show before we even posted it to the episode.[0:03:28]   That kills me.[0:03:30]   We weep.[0:03:32]   So, thank you, though, because[0:03:34]   something happened over this[0:03:36]   last week that I think everyone's going to be[0:03:38]   very excited about.[0:03:40]   Wait till you hear who we got[0:03:42]   on the hook now.[0:03:44]   Last week, you saw Joey[0:03:46]   Diaz, right? Joey Diaz was very[0:03:48]   mad at me. Look at this.[0:03:50]   Just came in a copy of his[0:03:52]   brand new book.[0:03:54]   Don't you think he copied[0:03:56]   your old style of handwriting?[0:03:58]   Go to my Instagram.[0:04:00]   Everybody, go to my Instagram right now.[0:04:02]   This is my[0:04:04]   handwriting.[0:04:06]   I mean, nobody else[0:04:08]   writes like this. I started writing like[0:04:10]   this in[0:04:12]   freshman year of high school when[0:04:14]   I was creating punk rock[0:04:16]   flyers for the punk rock[0:04:18]   industry in Chicago.[0:04:20]   And I would always[0:04:22]   write my letters like this.[0:04:24]   And I used to do promotions for Red Bar.[0:04:26]   Remember, I'd be like, live show[0:04:28]   today. We even had a...[0:04:30]   Yeah, we even have merch[0:04:32]   with my handwriting. This is very[0:04:34]   famous handwriting.[0:04:36]   I'm concerned that this was[0:04:38]   done purposely. Now, what's[0:04:40]   weird is this is my[0:04:42]   handwriting on the front. Then you see on the back,[0:04:44]   it's almost like a[0:04:46]   spoof of my handwriting.[0:04:48]   Not quite there. Got the Joey Diaz[0:04:50]   book. Maybe we'll do a book burning[0:04:52]   today.[0:04:54]   Tremendous.[0:04:56]   Oh, no, it's not. It's tremendous.[0:04:58]   Why did I think it was always[0:05:00]   tremendous? I thought[0:05:02]   that's what he was saying. Tremendous.[0:05:04]   Like a Latino[0:05:06]   and I don't like this here. You see this space here?[0:05:08]   Can anyone explain[0:05:10]   this margin here? Why isn't this[0:05:12]   up here? I know. That[0:05:14]   looks unfair. That looks like they were going to put something[0:05:16]   else in there. He said, no,[0:05:18]   don't do it. Maybe they were going to save that for like a quote[0:05:20]   from someone who's like, this is one of the best[0:05:22]   books of the year, Stephen King.[0:05:24]   But then they couldn't contact King. This has got to be all[0:05:26]   lies. Tell Joey we are fact checking[0:05:28]   this entire book. I've paid an independent[0:05:30]   third party fact checking company[0:05:32]   thousands of dollars[0:05:34]   to go through every line of this very[0:05:36]   short, thin book.[0:05:38]   I mean, look at the margins on these pages. Is that[0:05:40]   normal, Jules? You read books.[0:05:42]   Just pretend it's not.[0:05:44]   It's not. The font is about 16[0:05:46]   point. All the Es are backwards.[0:05:48]   Do[0:05:50]   you want to become a stand up[0:05:52]   comic? This is a terrible,[0:05:54]   terrible book. 26, 95,[0:05:56]   35 bucks in Canada.[0:05:58]   Very cool. We'll be doing a reading[0:06:00]   from this today. It's a big book[0:06:02]   day on red bar. This came in the[0:06:04]   mail. You ever seen this book?[0:06:06]   I have not.[0:06:08]   You know what it's called? Why don't you say what[0:06:10]   the name of this book is called? Jules?[0:06:16]   We can't say it.[0:06:18]   Somebody sent me this paperback[0:06:20]   book. It's pretty cool. This is streetwear[0:06:22]   my friend. Imagine this[0:06:24]   on a tee. Look, I finally found one of your old[0:06:26]   pics. Oh, remind me to send it when you do[0:06:28]   the rise. Great. We'll do the rise[0:06:30]   soon. We've got a big, big day[0:06:32]   today. We've got a brand new enemy of the show.[0:06:34]   Big, famous enemy.[0:06:36]   Remember when I said[0:06:38]   that in my song? I'm on a mission to make[0:06:40]   bigger enemies. It's happened.[0:06:42]   This is wonderful. Thank you[0:06:44]   all for being here today. Thank you for being Scars[0:06:46]   Club. We would like to see those memberships[0:06:48]   go up and then we're going to do something really fun[0:06:50]   when we had 500 members[0:06:52]   coming up.[0:06:54]   Believe it or not, yeah, 400, maybe[0:06:56]   392 members. It's doing real stinky.[0:06:58]   Yeah, the show's not.[0:07:00]   When you say that, people,[0:07:02]   that's what it is now.[0:07:04]   Good. Tell Steele to, you know,[0:07:06]   I saw on there and go, I heard[0:07:08]   they only have 400 members.[0:07:10]   Yeah, they're telling me they only got 400[0:07:12]   members. I saw a conversation,[0:07:14]   a private conversation. By the way,[0:07:16]   Steele Toe and all these guys,[0:07:18]   when you get positive messages[0:07:20]   from people, they're from[0:07:22]   our guys faking.[0:07:24]   We got one from[0:07:26]   Melton. We got one from Steele Toe,[0:07:28]   these idiots. I didn't see the Steele Toe one.[0:07:30]   Our listeners will message our fools.[0:07:32]   Oh, I'm a huge fan.[0:07:34]   You're a huge inspiration to me.[0:07:36]   And then these guys will talk to them all day.[0:07:38]   That's why I don't message with[0:07:40]   people anymore. I'm just going to assume[0:07:42]   it's all set up.[0:07:44]   Right? Set up to make me look[0:07:46]   stupid and nice.[0:07:48]   So I saw this conversation[0:07:50]   with Aaron and Steele Toe.[0:07:52]   He's getting in this conversation[0:07:54]   with this guy. He goes, he used to do two[0:07:56]   to three episodes a week.[0:07:58]   Now he's doing what? One a week?[0:08:00]   Doubt his numbers[0:08:02]   having taken a hit from[0:08:04]   that. This is what he's saying to this guy.[0:08:06]   This guy's like, I don't know.[0:08:08]   The red bar is pretty good.[0:08:10]   He's going and going and going.[0:08:12]   That's bitchy.[0:08:14]   Busted.[0:08:16]   Bitchy. Melton did the same thing.[0:08:18]   Somebody got Melton on the hook real good.[0:08:20]   And Melton was being all[0:08:22]   sedimental. I like[0:08:24]   when these podcasters go[0:08:26]   sediment. You could get me. That's[0:08:28]   so easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.[0:08:30]   That's why I say, assume everybody[0:08:32]   is a crook. They're all setting us up.[0:08:34]   Don't talk to anybody on the messages.[0:08:36]   Speaking of messages, I got back[0:08:38]   to hundreds of people this week.[0:08:40]   Most of them just getting a heart.[0:08:42]   Just getting a heart. That's still[0:08:44]   good. Getting a heart is good[0:08:46]   because I'll tell you, there's a lot[0:08:48]   of people who get nothing back.[0:08:50]   There's a lot of people who send me[0:08:52]   just memes that they see[0:08:54]   every day. No relation to the show.[0:08:56]   Nothing that I would know of.[0:08:58]   And you're not getting a heart for that.[0:09:00]   And I don't need those memes. But a lot of[0:09:02]   people get a heart back and there's still a handful of[0:09:04]   people I haven't gotten back.[0:09:06]   Here's the big one. I didn't[0:09:08]   answer messages for about, you[0:09:10]   know, three months straight. I found out[0:09:12]   on Instagram, on the message request,[0:09:14]   they delete them every four[0:09:16]   weeks. They only last four weeks. So[0:09:18]   if you didn't hear back from me,[0:09:20]   send another message. We[0:09:22]   will talk all[0:09:24]   night. Got it?[0:09:26]   Some guy wrote me a big, long ghost story.[0:09:28]   I'm so excited to read that. I haven't yet,[0:09:30]   but I'm going to save it for tonight.[0:09:32]   I got my nipples pierced this weekend[0:09:34]   getting ready for the Daytona Beach[0:09:36]   this year. We live in Daytona.[0:09:38]   Okay, enough with the[0:09:40]   notification. I mean, I swear to God, the minute I[0:09:42]   started the show, there's 600 notifications[0:09:44]   about packages arriving.[0:09:46]   This is going to be a really[0:09:48]   great free[0:09:50]   five hour episode[0:09:52]   of Bread Bar, according to that guy. Maybe[0:09:54]   tone it, tone it down. There's been a[0:09:56]   lot of, maybe I should wait[0:09:58]   13 days to do the show because[0:10:00]   I feel like if I wait seven,[0:10:02]   a lot of people, this is about the seventh opinion[0:10:04]   in a very[0:10:06]   rude accent that's[0:10:08]   been sent to me. Maybe you're just reading[0:10:10]   it as rude and he's just caring for you. I don't know, I read another[0:10:12]   rude one today. I don't, I can't[0:10:14]   believe anybody would even attempt[0:10:16]   that. It's almost like[0:10:18]   they don't even know that they're, they must[0:10:20]   not even know that they're doing[0:10:22]   something like that because it's so[0:10:24]   out of bounds.[0:10:26]   Either way, I am in a great mood. Jules is[0:10:28]   in a fantastic mood. Her IVF went through.[0:10:30]   We're going to have a beautiful baby girl[0:10:32]   in weeks.[0:10:34]   IVF, did you see Hila Kline[0:10:36]   started vlogging.[0:10:38]   Why don't we show them a little Hila Kline vlog when we do the rise today.[0:10:44]   But subscribe to that. It's on the Hila[0:10:46]   and the Ethan and Hila channel.[0:10:48]   She started vlogging.[0:10:50]   She doesn't look good.[0:10:52]   She doesn't look good. I'll tell you this.[0:10:54]   I thought it was Jeffree Star at first.[0:10:58]   That's what I commented on there. Got one like.[0:11:00]   I thought I was[0:11:02]   banned. I got banned from[0:11:04]   somebody else this week. Who did I get banned[0:11:06]   from? I got yelled at by a guy.[0:11:08]   I got impersonated twice too.[0:11:10]   By who? Well,[0:11:12]   I had a guy and I didn't even know[0:11:14]   you could do this. I[0:11:16]   hate to say that. I got YouTube to take care of[0:11:18]   this. It won't be able to happen again. They said, OK,[0:11:20]   because I got some secret info now[0:11:22]   that I would give. There a guy[0:11:24]   filed a copyright claim[0:11:26]   against a poor clipper[0:11:28]   of ours pretending[0:11:30]   to be me. He filed the copyright[0:11:32]   claim with all my info[0:11:34]   and[0:11:36]   I got this email like, thank you for[0:11:38]   filing a copyright claim. And I go,[0:11:40]   oh, no, no, no, no. This guy's going to kill[0:11:42]   he's trying to get me in a fight, probably[0:11:44]   with the Clippers. However,[0:11:46]   then I actually did[0:11:48]   file. I retracted[0:11:50]   that one. I said, YouTube, this is it me.[0:11:52]   And then immediately went and did[0:11:54]   my own on the same video.[0:11:56]   So I don't want that[0:11:58]   guy to think I'm trying to lie and get out[0:12:00]   of this. But yeah, somebody[0:12:02]   saw your video[0:12:04]   was like, Joe, he did like a two hour[0:12:06]   video from the last Scars Club episode,[0:12:08]   completely stealing, scamming,[0:12:10]   conning, robbing me dry.[0:12:12]   And yeah, I got the email here.[0:12:14]   Somebody did this copyright quest[0:12:16]   request without me. They were going to take it down.[0:12:18]   I said, YouTube, please. I intervene.[0:12:20]   They stopped about 10 minutes[0:12:22]   later. I went to this guy's channel. I go, yeah,[0:12:24]   yeah, I do want to submit that[0:12:26]   copyright claim. I bet YouTube's pretty[0:12:28]   confused.[0:12:30]   But then[0:12:32]   I talked to that guy. I said, I'll retract it[0:12:34]   because[0:12:36]   he didn't know the rules. They don't know the rules.[0:12:38]   Well, now you know the rules. Contact[0:12:40]   me first or there's going to be a lot of strikes[0:12:42]   and a lot of doxxing.[0:12:44]   No, I'm actually very fair. Keep that[0:12:46]   frame right nice. Keep the color nice.[0:12:48]   Keep the audio the same. I heard one the other day[0:12:50]   that was like, hey, everybody, welcome to Red Bar.[0:12:52]   They're going to think that's my[0:12:54]   real quality, you see, because that's[0:12:56]   what everyone else's stuff's like.[0:12:58]   They're going to think that was actually me.[0:13:00]   It's too embarrassing. And I'll show you[0:13:02]   why coming up later. Ooh, heartburn[0:13:04]   city. No, why?[0:13:06]   You know what? Maybe the four tacos[0:13:08]   every morning is not working[0:13:10]   for me.[0:13:12]   Heartburn City. Heartburn City. There's only[0:13:14]   one way to kill heartburn in this town.[0:13:16]   The first[0:13:18]   drink. Get some of that music[0:13:20]   going. Get some music going. We're[0:13:22]   drinking. Me and the guys are[0:13:24]   drinking. Feel free[0:13:26]   to have one with me here[0:13:28]   today on the wonderful Red Bar. Thank you[0:13:30]   for coming out. Hi.[0:13:32]   Did you know you also get to, with the[0:13:34]   Skars Club membership, you get to view[0:13:36]   and chat with us[0:13:38]   during the live show. You're a part of the show.[0:13:40]   And join the BBG.[0:13:42]   Well, no, I don't care about that.[0:13:44]   That BBG has been a real[0:13:46]   Have you seen these[0:13:48]   girls? Christine.[0:13:50]   She stuck up for me. I got stuck[0:13:52]   up for her. Love her ass.[0:13:54]   By a H3[0:13:56]   type listener of ours. We got a lot of[0:13:58]   She's the realist.[0:14:00]   Because nobody with a brain is, you know,[0:14:02]   we started this Facebook group years and[0:14:04]   years and years ago when[0:14:06]   back then people went on Facebook.[0:14:08]   Now if you're going on Facebook[0:14:10]   you're going to be very strange.[0:14:12]   So this Bring Back group of ours[0:14:14]   it's all very strange people.[0:14:16]   And then we're all 40 now.[0:14:18]   So it's like[0:14:20]   nobody good wants to[0:14:22]   talk. So it's a very[0:14:24]   strange place. Have that first drink with me. Cheers[0:14:26]   everybody. Hoffa. Harvard.[0:14:28]   I'll be rich as[0:14:30]   Rock-a-bye.[0:14:32]   You know, throw out[0:14:34]   the break free and you can grab me the Tums.[0:14:36]   Okay. I'm so sorry. We'll be right back.[0:14:38]   We'll continue[0:14:40]   the drinking ceremony in a second.[0:14:44]   I'm really[0:14:46]   hungry. I'm really[0:14:48]   old.[0:14:50]   I'm an healer in[0:14:52]   Hungary for my[0:14:54]   Jewish[0:14:56]   coins.[0:14:58]   Yeah, we're good. Thank you[0:15:00]   so much for that.[0:15:02]   But yeah,[0:15:04]   so if you joined the Scars Club you could[0:15:06]   interact with the live show. I just[0:15:08]   figured, you know, I woke up one day[0:15:10]   I go, why would I want anyone who's not a[0:15:12]   Scars Club member to be involved in my life[0:15:14]   in any...[0:15:16]   That only works if you sell ads, you see.[0:15:18]   It only works if you sell[0:15:20]   ads and you're getting money[0:15:22]   per click. I don't get money per click so[0:15:24]   I would only want Scars Club members[0:15:26]   and no one else. So if you're not[0:15:28]   Scars, don't even look at me.[0:15:30]   For BFFs and the characters that[0:15:32]   surround them. You should see all the people who try to join[0:15:34]   without a Scars Club account. Nope.[0:15:36]   Nope. Just watch the[0:15:38]   free clips on YouTube. Oh yeah,[0:15:40]   welcome into my house.[0:15:42]   I gotta eat these. Let's[0:15:44]   put this up. Let's have one more drink. I'll eat the[0:15:46]   toms. And then you guys[0:15:48]   could digest your drink[0:15:50]   while I do that.[0:15:52]   It's gonna be like 15 seconds[0:15:54]   of crunching, okay? There we go.[0:15:56]   Cheers everybody.[0:15:58]   Chase it with[0:16:00]   toms.[0:16:02]   That kills.[0:16:04]   Give me a shot. It'll be[0:16:06]   worth it.[0:16:16]   You can cut to the moving[0:16:18]   shot or something while I'm doing this.[0:16:20]   There we go.[0:16:24]   Let's go toms.[0:16:28]   My[0:16:30]   man don't love me.[0:16:32]   Okay.[0:16:34]   Okay, we're back. Thank you for putting up with that.[0:16:36]   Thank you so much.[0:16:38]   Thank you. One more to[0:16:40]   start off the show. I feel like those didn't really hit[0:16:42]   that hard.[0:16:44]   Let's have one more, but please, if you don't know[0:16:46]   if you're not good at drinking,[0:16:48]   don't do this.[0:16:50]   I get very, very sick[0:16:52]   after these episodes air.[0:16:54]   Very sick. I have to lay here for about 3-4 hours[0:16:56]   gasping.[0:16:58]   Do not do this and then I have a terrible[0:17:00]   two day hangover[0:17:02]   from this crap[0:17:04]   that's got a[0:17:06]   what do they call it? This thing's got a hold[0:17:08]   on my life. Just kidding.[0:17:10]   Here.[0:17:12]   There we go.[0:17:14]   There we go.[0:17:16]   Okay.[0:17:18]   Not the best party music[0:17:20]   this time, Jules, but[0:17:22]   it works for me. Should we do one of our[0:17:24]   mixing? Yeah, that's what I want[0:17:26]   to be right now.[0:17:28]   Let's do one of our ultimate[0:17:30]   epic rises.[0:17:32]   This is where the TV comes up and then[0:17:34]   we'll start. We'll get into our content today,[0:17:36]   which is very good.[0:17:38]   It's all been handpicked by Jules and I.[0:17:40]   So you're going to really enjoy[0:17:42]   what we've got. You ready for a rise here?[0:17:44]   Oh yeah. Let's do it.[0:17:46]   There we go.[0:17:48]   Up![0:17:50]   Let's[0:17:52]   go, go, go.[0:17:54]   We[0:17:56]   on the[0:17:58]   right to this song.[0:18:00]   Jules[0:18:02]   wrote this song.[0:18:06]   There we go.[0:18:08]   I direct this whole[0:18:10]   segment like tar.[0:18:12]   What's that? Tar? Yes.[0:18:14]   Jules is a big fan of the movie Tar.[0:18:16]   Okay. We've got our rise today.[0:18:18]   We've got Hila Vlog. We'll start real[0:18:20]   light with that. Wait till you see how[0:18:22]   oooh glaze she's[0:18:24]   became.[0:18:26]   Really gross. And please[0:18:28]   go to the comments section. Tell her.[0:18:30]   Tell her. No, no, no.[0:18:32]   We don't like how you look.[0:18:34]   Let's see if I got this here.[0:18:36]   Do we have it Jules? Did you send it to me?[0:18:38]   I don't got shit. Yep. Okay.[0:18:40]   Well, where is it? Let's[0:18:42]   go. Hila Vlog[0:18:44]   01 and you know this is like[0:18:46]   This was like something I was[0:18:48]   fantasizing about getting. This is[0:18:50]   like one of those things where I'm like[0:18:52]   wouldn't it be amazing if like Josh[0:18:54]   did a vlog showing everything that he does[0:18:56]   in his day and we just get to see all his[0:18:58]   shitty stuff and laugh at it?[0:19:00]   I've been saying that about Hila Klein.[0:19:02]   You know, to Jules all the time. Like wouldn't it[0:19:04]   be amazing if Hila Klein[0:19:06]   started vlogging[0:19:08]   and then she did.[0:19:10]   And this is what we got. It starts[0:19:12]   out[0:19:14]   with a very ghoulish face.[0:19:16]   I mean look at that face. Is that[0:19:18]   not Peppa?[0:19:20]   American Horror Story. She's trying to be an[0:19:22]   au naturel. You know where Hila's from[0:19:24]   right? You guys know where Hila's from[0:19:26]   right? The back rooms.[0:19:30]   The back rooms. Wonder[0:19:32]   where I've been for the last six days.[0:19:34]   The back rooms.[0:19:36]   $60 prize[0:19:38]   to anybody who knows what that is. Yep. I'm[0:19:40]   up on all the copy[0:19:42]   pasta.[0:19:44]   I'm up on all the copy pasta.[0:19:46]   I'm actually, no no no[0:19:48]   this is a copy.[0:19:50]   I'm a big back[0:19:52]   rooms fan.[0:19:54]   I've actually contributed a lot of these[0:19:56]   back rooms stories, these story[0:19:58]   lines. I created level two.[0:20:00]   You know that?[0:20:02]   Level two is on me.[0:20:04]   Does anyone know what I'm talking about?[0:20:06]   Hila was born[0:20:08]   in the back rooms.[0:20:10]   We'll show you that[0:20:12]   maybe. I'm waiting[0:20:14]   for a big explosion from the chat. I always[0:20:16]   feel like anybody who listens to the show[0:20:18]   knows all the stuff that goes on on[0:20:20]   Reddit and 4chan. Someone[0:20:22]   says I gotta go to back room bad.[0:20:24]   I gotta go to back room bad.[0:20:26]   I like that. Yeah the back rooms.[0:20:28]   There are a lot of levels. I[0:20:30]   could explain back rooms. Someone says you're ten years[0:20:32]   too late to the back rooms. No no no[0:20:34]   you're ten years too late[0:20:36]   to know that I knew about the back rooms.[0:20:38]   Trust me I haven't[0:20:40]   told you about this. I've been thinking about it for[0:20:42]   ten years. Alright you want to see[0:20:44]   Hila's vlog? This is Pepper from American[0:20:46]   Horror Story.[0:20:48]   She does not deserve these cars.[0:20:50]   Hila should be driving around in the[0:20:52]   back of an old bus.[0:20:54]   She's very vile.[0:20:56]   I'll play this. We'll just watch[0:20:58]   for a little bit. This is a great way to lighten[0:21:00]   up. Lighten the mood.[0:21:02]   Get you guys[0:21:04]   from stop being so nervous.[0:21:06]   I bet a lot of people watching are real nervous.[0:21:08]   So we gotta[0:21:10]   loosen these guys up. Get them a little bit more[0:21:12]   social. My social[0:21:14]   temperature today is[0:21:16]   in the red. No in the green.[0:21:18]   I saw this[0:21:20]   cute little pin online.[0:21:22]   It's like a temperature thing.[0:21:24]   And it's for introverts like me.[0:21:26]   And you could slide it[0:21:28]   from red, yellow to green.[0:21:30]   And that way people know, okay[0:21:32]   don't talk to this guy today.[0:21:34]   You know. This is something[0:21:36]   that I wish my Uber drivers[0:21:38]   would not understand it.[0:21:40]   Do you know if you put[0:21:42]   quiet preferred in Uber? We went[0:21:44]   in an Uber the other day. I couldn't believe it.[0:21:46]   Our car got[0:21:48]   what's it called?[0:21:50]   Taken back by the bank.[0:21:52]   So[0:21:54]   we're taking Uber's now. Our car was taken[0:21:56]   back from the bank because of the low subs.[0:21:58]   And then[0:22:00]   I hit quiet preferred[0:22:02]   cold temperature of course.[0:22:04]   You're just gonna hit hot.[0:22:06]   So cold temperature, quiet preferred. We get in the car[0:22:08]   and the guy goes, huh quiet preferred[0:22:10]   huh? Okay yeah you guys don't want to talk[0:22:12]   huh? And I go[0:22:14]   Can you believe this fucking guy? Can't they show[0:22:16]   it cause they get the notification[0:22:18]   for quiet preferred while you're[0:22:20]   there in front of them.[0:22:22]   Yeah. But you would[0:22:24]   think that. They would see quiet preferred and go[0:22:26]   fuck.[0:22:28]   You know and drive. But no this guy goes[0:22:30]   how quiet preferred. I go oof.[0:22:32]   You know that's[0:22:34]   I didn't want to talk to you about that.[0:22:36]   That's obvious. And then you were like[0:22:38]   yeah we got a lot of work. I'm an autistic[0:22:40]   introvert. If I talk[0:22:42]   I'll start saying the n-word.[0:22:44]   You said we got a lot of work to do.[0:22:46]   Yeah I said I got a lot of work to do.[0:22:48]   They don't understand that people work[0:22:50]   on their phones. They think you got to be in an office[0:22:52]   to work. All the Uber drivers still.[0:22:54]   We had to like pretend to be talking[0:22:56]   about studio lighting[0:22:58]   the whole time loudly. So they[0:23:00]   think we were working. Well it[0:23:02]   is working. What do you think people are doing[0:23:04]   on these phones? And then when we got out[0:23:06]   he was like good luck with the lights. So[0:23:08]   he was still. Yes he was still. Yes so[0:23:10]   at the end of the drive he goes good luck with[0:23:12]   all your lighting. I go[0:23:14]   you were ease[0:23:16]   dropping.[0:23:20]   One star. And then Jules[0:23:22]   said this guy sexually assaulted me.[0:23:24]   That's what I'm doing. You should see what I did to the[0:23:26]   Uber Eats drivers. I'm ordering ice cream[0:23:28]   cones from eight miles[0:23:30]   away. I got the[0:23:32]   drivers like this panic driving in my[0:23:34]   house. I found out it's[0:23:36]   actually the best way to get your food[0:23:38]   from DoorDash or Uber Eats[0:23:40]   very fast is to[0:23:42]   add on ice cream cones.[0:23:46]   And if they're melted. Sorry[0:23:48]   sir. You know you could[0:23:50]   go back. But yes they will[0:23:52]   speed so that the[0:23:54]   ice cream doesn't melt.[0:23:56]   Turns out you can't buy ice[0:23:58]   cream. Well turns out you can't buy ice[0:24:00]   cream cones on any of the stores.[0:24:02]   But there could be. There could be one out there[0:24:04]   that accidentally lists it still.[0:24:06]   I checked DQ. I was checking[0:24:08]   Baskin Robbers. I was going everywhere[0:24:10]   to find an ice cream cone.[0:24:12]   To see the[0:24:14]   panic I could instill in the driver.[0:24:16]   You know I'm always thinking of ways to[0:24:18]   I like controlling a guy[0:24:20]   from my phone. You know[0:24:22]   sitting on the couch just controlling a guy[0:24:24]   like I said my dream is that[0:24:26]   you could have like a button on Uber where[0:24:28]   you could talk to the driver.[0:24:30]   A button where you could increase his[0:24:32]   speed. You know[0:24:34]   you could control his brake and gas[0:24:36]   from the app. That could be a cool[0:24:38]   feature.[0:24:40]   So yes order ice cream[0:24:42]   as much of it as you can.[0:24:44]   Hottest day of the year and from as far[0:24:46]   away as the app allows.[0:24:48]   You know here we have some 11 mile[0:24:50]   places. Get an ice cream from[0:24:52]   there. See how good this guy does.[0:24:54]   Alright here's Hila Klein's[0:24:56]   vlog. Let's watch.[0:24:58]   Not a lot of views by the way.[0:25:00]   Hey guys.[0:25:02]   This is crazy.[0:25:04]   I think I'm going to bring back the[0:25:06]   vlogs on the[0:25:08]   Ethan and Hila channel. Which is probably[0:25:10]   why you're watching this now. So[0:25:12]   welcome back. What a[0:25:14]   grandma. I think this is going to be a new thing.[0:25:16]   I'm kind of trying out. So[0:25:18]   I want to show her.[0:25:20]   It's like you can be as rich as you want.[0:25:22]   Look at your teeth.[0:25:24]   It's a cemetery. Well that doesn't look that bad[0:25:26]   there but I'm telling you they're[0:25:28]   they stick out. They're 3D.[0:25:30]   She looks great.[0:25:32]   No she doesn't look great. She's doing like the[0:25:34]   before you get all[0:25:36]   ready. She looks like the new[0:25:38]   Pete Davidson show. She's an off duty model.[0:25:40]   Well trust me these get worse.[0:25:42]   And that's Pepper. That's fucking[0:25:44]   Pepper. That's Ari Shaffir.[0:25:47]   Wait till you see this gets way worse.[0:25:49]   That I wrote down from this was her interaction[0:25:51]   with Hassan. That's my favorite part. Yeah that's[0:25:53]   a great part. And then you're going to hear[0:25:55]   Guys please don't[0:25:57]   call Hila ugly.[0:25:59]   It is an attack on Hila. It's not an[0:26:01]   attack. She's she's rich.[0:26:05]   I got Lina with me recording.[0:26:07]   Behind the camera. Lina the plug.[0:26:09]   And I'm just going[0:26:11]   to try kind of taking you guys[0:26:13]   with me doing stuff[0:26:15]   or showing you my day to day[0:26:17]   basically maybe some[0:26:19]   stuff at the office when I work.[0:26:21]   It's just it gets a little tricky on what[0:26:23]   I can show and what I cannot.[0:26:25]   But we'll figure it out.[0:26:27]   Today I thought[0:26:29]   would be interesting because we are going[0:26:31]   to this store that I've never been to. It's[0:26:33]   called Decades and they have a[0:26:35]   really cool archival[0:26:37]   collection of this. So this is what's[0:26:39]   so funny about this. She took the old[0:26:41]   Ethan and Hila channel[0:26:43]   which was the one where he had[0:26:45]   all those reaction videos with Vape God[0:26:47]   and all this stuff that people loved.[0:26:49]   Remember when they thought they loved that?[0:26:51]   And then they started a podcast.[0:26:53]   They stopped doing this reaction video[0:26:55]   channel and everybody got mad.[0:26:57]   Now[0:26:59]   Hila revives the old[0:27:01]   channel. It's got two million subs on it.[0:27:03]   The Ethan and Hila channel. But she's giving[0:27:05]   all the people that are so mad[0:27:07]   at them the absolute[0:27:09]   worst possible thing[0:27:11]   that she could give the channel which is a[0:27:13]   fashion vlog[0:27:15]   about how rich she is[0:27:17]   in Beverly Hills.[0:27:19]   They're furious. The people are[0:27:21]   furious. In fact, I checked[0:27:23]   social play this morning.[0:27:25]   That's what I do when I first wake up. Here.[0:27:27]   You want to know what I do when I first open my eyes?[0:27:29]   I[0:27:31]   go to the search bar on Twitter[0:27:33]   and then I click on the very first[0:27:35]   profile that automatically pops up[0:27:37]   because it's the most searched thing on Twitter for me.[0:27:39]   Josh Denny.[0:27:41]   And then I check his follower[0:27:43]   number in his latest tweet[0:27:45]   to see if he said anything nuts.[0:27:47]   Then the second thing I do is I go on[0:27:49]   social blade and I look at everybody[0:27:51]   everybody that I've ever known[0:27:53]   to see their losses.[0:27:55]   Hila uploaded[0:27:57]   on this channel immediately[0:27:59]   10 minutes after this upload[0:28:01]   20,000 people[0:28:03]   fled the channel. They[0:28:05]   unsubscribed. 20[0:28:07]   thousand[0:28:09]   people left[0:28:11]   the channel because she uploaded this.[0:28:13]   She's too[0:28:15]   They can't handle a powerful woman[0:28:17]   I guess. She's too rich.[0:28:21]   You can't be rich[0:28:23]   guys. Are you crazy?[0:28:25]   I heard Gavin call himself rich[0:28:27]   the other day. Get him![0:28:29]   It's only cool to be poor.[0:28:31]   There's no glory[0:28:33]   in being rich anymore.[0:28:35]   Right? We don't want[0:28:37]   people rich. No. We want them broke.[0:28:39]   Hungry.[0:28:41]   Here. You gotta see some of his shots.[0:28:43]   Like Chanel and crazy[0:28:45]   designers. Let's get to the next scene[0:28:47]   she's just talking about designers that[0:28:49]   none of her fans could afford. Now they're[0:28:51]   going to decades. Which you know[0:28:53]   Jules made a great point.[0:28:55]   You know if I'm shopping for five[0:28:57]   hundred thousand dollar gowns[0:28:59]   I want to do it in a nice store. That's why[0:29:01]   I'm so mad that they closed Barney's[0:29:03]   the carpeting[0:29:05]   itself at Barney's was[0:29:07]   reason enough to go there.[0:29:09]   Okay? That carpeting was[0:29:11]   like boost.[0:29:13]   Saves your back. Why?[0:29:15]   Why? I was at[0:29:17]   Barney's once with[0:29:19]   what's that Italian comics name?[0:29:21]   Sebastian Maniscalco.[0:29:23]   And he steps on the carpet. He takes one[0:29:25]   step on it and he goes, why?[0:29:27]   I don't know why you ask your wife[0:29:29]   you kook. Have you seen Sebastian's[0:29:31]   house? Sorry I got a little[0:29:33]   been doing coke all morning.[0:29:35]   I got into coke.[0:29:37]   Uh[0:29:39]   I have a drug problem now.[0:29:41]   So good luck with[0:29:43]   the every seven days. Has this been eight[0:29:45]   days though? Seven days since[0:29:47]   we posted. Can't boss[0:29:49]   me on a lie. Can't boss me on a lie.[0:29:51]   Is anyone? Nobody's excited[0:29:53]   that we did this in seven days.[0:29:55]   No one. Not one[0:29:57]   person. They're sick of[0:29:59]   people are sick of this show.[0:30:01]   Yes. I'm[0:30:03]   taking a hand from them. Every 30[0:30:05]   days I think is a good[0:30:09]   Are you sick of this show? There's one guy who's[0:30:11]   always in the chat that's always like Michael[0:30:13]   does the show once every two weeks and[0:30:15]   today he's not even here. Wow.[0:30:17]   Wow. Make sure we[0:30:19]   blacklist his IP from[0:30:21]   the site.[0:30:23]   Does anyone even[0:30:25]   care? I liked buying[0:30:27]   $20 ponchos for 5k. I'm[0:30:29]   going to make sure everybody who listens to this show[0:30:31]   by the end of the year has[0:30:33]   300k in their bank account.[0:30:35]   Alright.[0:30:37]   Alright. Watch this shit.[0:30:39]   We got a lot to do here today. Okay.[0:30:41]   So Jules don't waste your time with this Hila stuff.[0:30:43]   Okay. That you've been pushing on us.[0:30:45]   Oh no. This is not me. I support[0:30:47]   Hila. Yeah. Well[0:30:49]   I'll tell you guys this. I don't care if[0:30:51]   you don't like Hila Klein content. It's my[0:30:53]   favorite stuff today because I[0:30:55]   got an itch for harassing[0:30:57]   women.[0:30:59]   Yeah. Tell everyone.[0:31:01]   This guy harasses women.[0:31:03]   Here she goes. Hila Klein.[0:31:05]   Taylor's here. Hi.[0:31:07]   She just got back[0:31:09]   from New York because she did the Met Gala.[0:31:11]   That's one of her peasants that she treats like hell.[0:31:13]   Okay. Here. Hila trying on[0:31:15]   clothes in the back of an old dusty store.[0:31:17]   Isn't this where you might as well just order them and[0:31:19]   put them on in your own closet. I know.[0:31:21]   I wouldn't. Again. It's like yeah. I don't want[0:31:23]   to go to the back rooms and[0:31:25]   try on some vintage hooli or[0:31:27]   whatever you're wearing. So this[0:31:29]   is what Hila's up to now. Every Friday[0:31:31]   and Saturday she does[0:31:33]   a photo shoot for Instagram.[0:31:35]   Yeah. But Mike it's for Teddy. No.[0:31:37]   It's just for her.[0:31:39]   She's gotten into what's[0:31:41]   called dress up.[0:31:43]   She's watching all these[0:31:45]   Instagram models dress up[0:31:47]   and wear nice things and get nice[0:31:49]   comments. Now she wants that life[0:31:51]   too.[0:31:55]   So every Friday and Saturday[0:31:57]   this person. Two kids.[0:31:59]   Another on the way. Two[0:32:01]   jobs.[0:32:03]   She leaves her kids at home and[0:32:05]   dresses up in designer clothes.[0:32:07]   She does eight hours of hair and makeup[0:32:09]   and Friday and Saturday all day and all night[0:32:11]   are photo shoot time for[0:32:13]   Hila so that she could[0:32:15]   get you slay girl[0:32:17]   on Instagram. It's[0:32:19]   psychotic. If Jules wanted to do this.[0:32:21]   You already[0:32:23]   tell me I slay girl every day so[0:32:25]   I don't need it. It's because[0:32:27]   Ethan doesn't give her any attention.[0:32:29]   And Ethan is[0:32:31]   she's going to leave Ethan because Ethan doesn't want[0:32:33]   to play dress up. He wants to play dress[0:32:35]   bad. You know.[0:32:37]   Ethan looks like a terrible goblin.[0:32:39]   Well she's a longer[0:32:41]   taller gob. Watch this.[0:32:43]   You'll see.[0:32:45]   That's a really cool Friday look.[0:32:47]   Cause I feel like we can also[0:32:49]   revisit the fake piercings.[0:32:53]   Oh wait.[0:32:55]   Wait till you see this body.[0:32:57]   Oh here.[0:32:59]   Easy get.[0:33:01]   She found a puffy cub. Okay here.[0:33:03]   This is what you guys are going to love.[0:33:05]   Look at this face.[0:33:09]   Look at these.[0:33:11]   Long and that's not[0:33:13]   like a cone bra.[0:33:15]   That's her tits.[0:33:17]   She's got Israeli[0:33:19]   breasts. That's what they're like in[0:33:21]   Israeli.[0:33:23]   Israelia.[0:33:25]   What do you think?[0:33:27]   I think it's great. This is what she's doing.[0:33:29]   Mother of two. Doing this.[0:33:31]   It's serving.[0:33:33]   I'm a real stickler[0:33:35]   when it comes to parenting.[0:33:37]   And how people. Yeah I am.[0:33:39]   I'll never have[0:33:41]   I got a couple of kids.[0:33:43]   But I'll never have a kid but I'm a real stickler[0:33:45]   for parenting. You need to be around[0:33:47]   those kids 24-7.[0:33:49]   I don't want anybody else watching your kid.[0:33:51]   I don't want you having a life[0:33:53]   outside of your son.[0:33:55]   If you're a parent get the hell out of here.[0:33:57]   You know unless your kid gets[0:33:59]   a kick out of this. I don't want you doing[0:34:01]   stuff. My dad and mom didn't[0:34:03]   do stuff. They worried[0:34:05]   about money.[0:34:07]   They worried.[0:34:09]   They panicked.[0:34:11]   They got aggravated. That's what they[0:34:13]   did for a hobby. They got[0:34:15]   aggravated and all worried.[0:34:17]   I don't like these parents going out and doing[0:34:19]   photo shoots. These parents[0:34:21]   who do podcasts.[0:34:23]   You should not be podcasting[0:34:25]   if you've got kids. You should be podcasting[0:34:27]   to the kid. Teaching him everything[0:34:29]   you know.[0:34:31]   Bedtime stories.[0:34:33]   Nobody cares about their kids anymore. I mean[0:34:35]   they really have these kids. They're never near[0:34:37]   them.[0:34:39]   Alright.[0:34:41]   Success. Success. We got[0:34:43]   something for this Friday and[0:34:45]   something for Saturday so[0:34:47]   pretty good productive day.[0:34:49]   No it wasn't. It's not productive.[0:34:51]   Okay now this is a great part.[0:34:53]   You guys hate the libs[0:34:55]   right?[0:34:57]   Oh those fucking libs huh?[0:34:59]   Me and you guys that's what[0:35:01]   I'm thinking. We find a lib[0:35:03]   we break his fucking head.[0:35:05]   Right? Oh the[0:35:07]   libs or the[0:35:09]   left.[0:35:11]   I'll be on Twitter[0:35:13]   all day and I'll be writing up all these awesome[0:35:15]   tweets. They're getting no[0:35:17]   replies. Then I go[0:35:19]   wait wait wait wait.[0:35:21]   The left[0:35:23]   all of a sudden 14[0:35:25]   replies. So I know[0:35:27]   that you guys hate[0:35:29]   that left.[0:35:31]   That left. If I ever[0:35:33]   see that left.[0:35:35]   There'll be nothing left.[0:35:37]   Hassan[0:35:39]   Piker[0:35:41]   is about to appear in this[0:35:43]   vlog. I thought this was very funny.[0:35:45]   This could lead into our little Hassan[0:35:47]   watch. You know I get a lot of emails every day.[0:35:49]   Mike you[0:35:51]   seem to always go after the right wing.[0:35:53]   You never go after the left.[0:35:55]   It should be balanced.[0:35:57]   This is what a guy said to me the other day.[0:35:59]   Now I tried to make him believe[0:36:01]   I don't read that email. I saw it.[0:36:03]   He said it needs to be[0:36:05]   balanced. That if I'm[0:36:07]   going to go after Crowder then immediately[0:36:09]   after I should go after someone on the left to balance[0:36:11]   it. So I could live in his fantasy.[0:36:13]   No.[0:36:15]   But we will be going[0:36:17]   after two people on the left today.[0:36:19]   Hassan Piker who you all hate.[0:36:21]   You[0:36:23]   all hate Hassan.[0:36:25]   Oh do you hate Hassan? You hate him.[0:36:27]   Because of his name. That name[0:36:29]   don't jive with the right.[0:36:31]   Hassan.[0:36:33]   I love Hassan. I mean[0:36:35]   Hassan and me have been friends for years.[0:36:37]   I'm his co-host on a podcast[0:36:39]   that he does called Fear Ann.[0:36:41]   Did you guys[0:36:43]   know that I'm Hassan Piker's co-host[0:36:45]   on YouTube?[0:36:47]   I sit off cam.[0:36:49]   But I like him. Hila and[0:36:51]   Hassan are about to meet.[0:36:53]   And we're going to see something[0:36:55]   interesting that I wanted to show you about[0:36:57]   Hassan Piker for a long time.[0:36:59]   In a little segment called[0:37:01]   Hassan is[0:37:03]   Shy.[0:37:07]   Hassan has[0:37:09]   social anxiety.[0:37:11]   Which is not cool.[0:37:13]   So he tries to go out and be[0:37:15]   like this guy. You know[0:37:17]   every YouTuber now wants to do[0:37:19]   everything that every other YouTuber[0:37:21]   does. So like if a YouTuber[0:37:23]   is good at telling stories alone on their[0:37:25]   webcam and they see someone else[0:37:27]   do man on the street. Now they got to do[0:37:29]   man on the street. If they see somebody[0:37:31]   else who's hosting something. Now they[0:37:33]   got to host. They got to do it all.[0:37:35]   And Hassan's trying to do it all[0:37:37]   right now.[0:37:39]   He's trying to be an influencer[0:37:41]   extraordinaire. And he's[0:37:43]   just not meant to be outside[0:37:45]   with other people. He's meant[0:37:47]   to be alone in front of his weapons. He's not even[0:37:49]   meant for that. Trump.[0:37:51]   You're[0:37:53]   going to see Hila and Hassan. This is a real[0:37:55]   awkward moment because neither of these[0:37:57]   people should really be talking to each other. Watch[0:37:59]   this. Watch this shy[0:38:01]   shit.[0:38:03]   First day. And[0:38:05]   I'm going to[0:38:07]   be a vlogger here at the podcast.[0:38:09]   They're going to shoot leftovers soon and[0:38:11]   Hassan is not here yet. He's late.[0:38:13]   Hi. And you want to be in my vlog?[0:38:15]   No. No. Don't film me.[0:38:17]   Hey guys.[0:38:19]   Oh there he is. The client.[0:38:21]   I could watch every second of this.[0:38:23]   Here. Do you want to see how[0:38:25]   their staff kisses Hila's ass? This is[0:38:27]   going to make you disgusted. I don't think you need to know[0:38:29]   anything about this girl. Olivia.[0:38:33]   Olivia. You know if you say[0:38:35]   if you say one bad thing about[0:38:37]   these guys they act like you've[0:38:39]   raped somebody. Like if you[0:38:41]   if they heard me say this Olivia is a little[0:38:43]   chunky.[0:38:45]   That's like[0:38:47]   that's like a rape to the H3[0:38:49]   subreddit. That's[0:38:51]   how strict they've[0:38:53]   become. Watch this though. Watch how this Olivia[0:38:55]   treats Hila. See Hila[0:38:57]   is the queen now of this[0:38:59]   whole H3. They all bow to her. Watch[0:39:01]   this. Your collection just[0:39:03]   came out.[0:39:05]   I have a post actually to post.[0:39:07]   Hi Hila. Good to be in your vlog.[0:39:09]   How are you? Look at this ass kisser.[0:39:11]   I've never seen your spot. I've never been here.[0:39:13]   How does it feel? It's interesting.[0:39:15]   Yeah right. Did you change it?[0:39:17]   Was it always this direction? It was[0:39:19]   it was the other way before[0:39:21]   I went to school and then this time it's like this.[0:39:23]   Oh so it's been like that though. Yeah.[0:39:25]   She turns her neck. Yeah.[0:39:27]   Cause I always look at you from over there[0:39:29]   and I felt like you were[0:39:31]   facing me. Oh yeah I always have my[0:39:33]   eyes on the prize. Yeah. The prize.[0:39:37]   I always have my eyes on the[0:39:39]   prize. The prize.[0:39:41]   If someone said that to me I'd go you're fired[0:39:43]   get out of here pack your shit get out of here.[0:39:45]   And give us back the money we paid[0:39:47]   no one ever does that when they fire someone.[0:39:49]   Give us back all the checks we've given you.[0:39:51]   Olivia should be like a Hollywood agent.[0:39:53]   Look at this Hollywood scum.[0:39:55]   You guys are right LA is[0:39:57]   filled with the left. I hate the left.[0:39:59]   You know what I like?[0:40:01]   The right.[0:40:03]   A lot.[0:40:05]   I might join the[0:40:07]   right and give up everything I've ever[0:40:09]   loved to join the cause[0:40:11]   of being[0:40:13]   that. Really?[0:40:15]   That's my announcement for today.[0:40:19]   I'm joining the alt right.[0:40:21]   Watch this. Like your face. That's a joke.[0:40:23]   Oh yeah I always have my eyes on the prize.[0:40:25]   The prize. Are you doing a[0:40:27]   photo shoot today?[0:40:29]   No actually. Those are my faves.[0:40:31]   We're doing one tomorrow and Saturday.[0:40:33]   Thank god. Thank god.[0:40:35]   I literally cannot wait.[0:40:37]   You can't wait for her[0:40:39]   photo shoot. Alright let me show[0:40:41]   you this just sound part. I think Olivia might[0:40:43]   be the one to take them down actually.[0:40:45]   I mean it's[0:40:47]   really bad. Like she now[0:40:49]   this is like if she gets a better[0:40:51]   opportunity she would throw them under the bus.[0:40:53]   I hope so. I'm waiting. I'm waiting[0:40:55]   for a staff member to tell off.[0:40:57]   Wow.[0:40:59]   Look at those[0:41:01]   big beautiful blues. Look at those big[0:41:03]   beautiful thins.[0:41:05]   Alright let's see what happens[0:41:07]   here. The help[0:41:09]   shirt is called the Howie Mandel shirt.[0:41:11]   There's[0:41:13]   Jashaun.[0:41:15]   Yeah. You want to be in my[0:41:17]   vlog? Sure. Watch it.[0:41:19]   Oh hell yeah. I just started.[0:41:21]   Alrighty.[0:41:23]   He's like a little kid. He can't look anyone[0:41:25]   in the eye. He shrivels[0:41:27]   down. I mean imagine being[0:41:29]   six foot four and this[0:41:31]   wide and going. There should be[0:41:33]   a twelve foot tall guy next to him going[0:41:35]   say hello to them. Yes. Say hello[0:41:37]   to your friend. Say hello. Yes.[0:41:39]   You're acting like me[0:41:41]   at Hanukkah.[0:41:43]   I don't go to Hanukkah. There's no fucking Hanukkah[0:41:45]   in my life. There never was.[0:41:47]   I think people think that.[0:41:49]   They think I'm sitting around going.[0:41:51]   Well no one else has a Jewish haunted book[0:41:53]   in their house. Seems like a Hanukkah guy to me.[0:41:55]   It's a gag gift. It's a gag gift.[0:41:57]   I never celebrated a religious[0:41:59]   holiday in my damn life. Me and my[0:42:01]   family mocked you.[0:42:03]   Okay here's Jashaun[0:42:05]   acting like a little kid.[0:42:07]   I just started vlogging[0:42:09]   recently as well.[0:42:11]   I feel you. It's hard.[0:42:13]   It's awkward. Hi everybody.[0:42:15]   I love that.[0:42:17]   Yeah we see that.[0:42:19]   Don't walk away.[0:42:21]   No thank you.[0:42:23]   For supporting Teddy Fries so much.[0:42:25]   Thank you for making the[0:42:27]   the big[0:42:29]   baggy pants. I love them so much.[0:42:31]   Oh my god. Because you love it[0:42:33]   so much I was thinking to do it also in black.[0:42:35]   You guys get it? I love that.[0:42:37]   Thank you. I'll take it. These are the only things[0:42:39]   that fit me. These are engineered garments.[0:42:41]   This is a kid.[0:42:43]   That's kid[0:42:45]   behavior. You know I[0:42:47]   practiced[0:42:49]   some kid behavior[0:42:51]   this week. I had a little story.[0:42:53]   Cut to me. I'll tell you a little story.[0:42:55]   So I was walking. I[0:42:57]   was out in my neighborhood and[0:42:59]   I was meeting the[0:43:01]   Uber driver[0:43:03]   for some[0:43:05]   Starbucks. Okay.[0:43:07]   A little bag of Starbucks. Guess what I got?[0:43:09]   An oat milk[0:43:11]   frappuccino.[0:43:13]   I don't[0:43:15]   do dairy guys. Okay.[0:43:17]   Can't do dairy. I couldn't even believe it.[0:43:19]   I remember[0:43:21]   the frappuccino at Starbucks.[0:43:23]   Those are addicting. You go[0:43:25]   I[0:43:27]   could drink a whole one of those in six seconds.[0:43:29]   Turns out they make[0:43:31]   an oat milk[0:43:33]   frappuccino. No dairy.[0:43:35]   Tastes the same. It's great. Thank God[0:43:37]   for oat milk. Huh?[0:43:39]   So I go to get the little[0:43:41]   Starbucks bag and it's this little bag[0:43:43]   and the neighbor's out there.[0:43:45]   The neighbor's son actually.[0:43:47]   Who doesn't even live there? The neighbor's[0:43:49]   son is out there. And he goes[0:43:51]   you know I'm walking[0:43:53]   back into the house and he goes[0:43:55]   he goes Starbucks[0:43:57]   huh? And I'm like[0:43:59]   holy fuck. What does this guy do?[0:44:01]   He's talking to me. Because I was just going to grab the bag[0:44:03]   and run in the house. He's not in the mood to talk.[0:44:05]   I'm not in the mood to talk unless this has been a planned[0:44:07]   talk. So he goes Starbucks[0:44:09]   and I go uh huh. Yeah[0:44:11]   and I start walking away. I'm like fuck fuck fuck[0:44:13]   go. And then he goes[0:44:15]   that'll cost you like. And he's still talking to me.[0:44:17]   My back's turned to him. He goes[0:44:19]   that'll cost you like ten thousand dollars[0:44:21]   a year huh?[0:44:23]   He's making some corny joke right about[0:44:25]   Starbucks being expensive as if it's[0:44:27]   year two of Starbucks.[0:44:29]   I got one little tiny[0:44:31]   bag of Starbucks. And he goes[0:44:33]   Starbucks huh? That'll cost you like[0:44:35]   ten thousand a year probably.[0:44:37]   What?[0:44:39]   And listen to what I said back[0:44:41]   to him though. This is what I said.[0:44:43]   Now remember we're showing kid behavior[0:44:45]   right? This is his son.[0:44:47]   Here's Sheila.[0:44:49]   Here's his son. This is kid behavior[0:44:51]   right? You're looking down. You're being[0:44:53]   self conscious. You're being[0:44:55]   introverted. So I[0:44:57]   I'm walking back to the house. I'm sprinting[0:44:59]   cause I can't believe this guy said hello to me.[0:45:01]   Starbucks that'll cost you[0:45:03]   what? Ten thousand dollars a year huh?[0:45:05]   This is what I say back.[0:45:07]   Uh huh.[0:45:09]   Somewhat.[0:45:11]   Somewhat?[0:45:13]   I was so[0:45:15]   kitted out[0:45:17]   and scared[0:45:19]   I didn't know what the hell to say.[0:45:21]   All I could think of was[0:45:23]   Somewhat.[0:45:25]   I fucking booked. I don't[0:45:27]   know what. I imagine you're[0:45:29]   talking to somebody. You go Starbucks that'll cost[0:45:31]   you about ten thousand a year. Yeah somewhat.[0:45:33]   Eh.[0:45:35]   Somewhat?[0:45:37]   I'm gonna say that to everybody.[0:45:39]   Somewhat?[0:45:41]   I was trying to think. I couldn't even[0:45:43]   I was so upset that[0:45:45]   this guy had the nerve.[0:45:47]   Plus don't look at my bags.[0:45:49]   Don't look at my bags. The other day I saw[0:45:51]   a neighbor he was eyeing my gun[0:45:53]   sticking out of your purse.[0:45:55]   When I get out of the car[0:45:57]   what I do I take the glove box open[0:45:59]   I take the gun I jam it in her purse.[0:46:01]   And we're walking to the house[0:46:03]   and this guy you can see him staring at the gun.[0:46:05]   Stop looking at my stuff.[0:46:07]   I don't look at other people's stuff.[0:46:09]   I go like this when I walk by people.[0:46:11]   I go like this when I walk by people.[0:46:13]   Don't look at my bag.[0:46:15]   Don't talk to me about my bag. Now I[0:46:17]   gotta worry about every fucking bag I have.[0:46:19]   What's this guy gonna think[0:46:21]   when I come back from a weed store?[0:46:25]   Lotta dro huh?[0:46:27]   Somewhat?[0:46:29]   I was terrified.[0:46:31]   Do not approach me.[0:46:33]   I won't approach you.[0:46:35]   I hate it man.[0:46:37]   I didn't even know you knew somewhat.[0:46:39]   That doesn't seem like a word you know.[0:46:41]   I was gonna say something like that.[0:46:43]   Some bullshit.[0:46:45]   You can't ignore him he's forced me to[0:46:47]   do a whole bit with him.[0:46:49]   He's forced me into a stench.[0:46:51]   You can actually the other day[0:46:53]   Mike was at a doctor's appointment[0:46:55]   and I was waiting[0:46:57]   in the lobby.[0:46:59]   I was waiting for him in the lobby.[0:47:01]   And it was like one of those[0:47:03]   empty rooms where there's a million chairs[0:47:05]   you all know the waiting room and I was all the way[0:47:07]   on one side of the room and reading a book[0:47:09]   and then there was a guy on the other side[0:47:11]   like probably[0:47:13]   a 55 year old man.[0:47:15]   And I like reached[0:47:17]   over to like write a note or something[0:47:19]   and grab a pen from my purse and when[0:47:21]   I looked over I met eyes with[0:47:23]   him and he started talking to me asking[0:47:25]   me all these questions.[0:47:27]   And normally I'm like I[0:47:29]   feel like I have to talk back but this time I[0:47:31]   just tried pretending.[0:47:33]   I didn't know he was talking to me and looking right[0:47:35]   back down in silence[0:47:37]   and he just let his sentence end[0:47:39]   and I just said nothing[0:47:41]   and it worked.[0:47:43]   He asked twice to speak[0:47:45]   with you and you[0:47:47]   just kept reading that book.[0:47:49]   I might just start doing that[0:47:51]   pretending that I'm full death. I cannot[0:47:53]   stand when a stranger[0:47:55]   just starts speaking. This is what you're allowed to say[0:47:57]   to me. Hello.[0:47:59]   You can mouth hello to me.[0:48:01]   I don't want to hear the words.[0:48:03]   That's what I do when I speak.[0:48:05]   Keep walking.[0:48:07]   Mouth the words. Keep[0:48:09]   going. There should be no[0:48:11]   and I've never met this man that I[0:48:13]   said somewhat to. I've never met him.[0:48:15]   He's not even our neighbor. He's our neighbor's son.[0:48:17]   He's our neighbor's son. That's not close.[0:48:19]   We have no jurisdiction[0:48:21]   to talk to the other neighbors.[0:48:23]   And why do you want[0:48:25]   to talk? He was all into me.[0:48:27]   What about me?[0:48:29]   Maybe he's in some sort of[0:48:31]   hard times and that's why he's living with his parents.[0:48:33]   No, it was almost like[0:48:35]   he's in therapy[0:48:37]   and they're like next time you see a stranger[0:48:39]   do this activity[0:48:41]   where you engage[0:48:43]   with him. Ask him a question.[0:48:45]   It was like he was practicing[0:48:47]   how to be social.[0:48:49]   It made me sick.[0:48:51]   Don't ever talk to me.[0:48:53]   I wish I could have a shirt[0:48:55]   that said something on that.[0:48:57]   Do not speak to me.[0:48:59]   Ever. And I'm dying. I can't wait[0:49:01]   until some listener thinks that they're going to[0:49:03]   speak to me. This is what's going to happen.[0:49:05]   They're going to go, Mike, red bar.[0:49:07]   Sorry, I don't know who that is.[0:49:09]   I'll talk to you.[0:49:11]   Do not talk to us. You could[0:49:13]   get shot.[0:49:15]   I'll take you to the Beyonce concert.[0:49:17]   I'm ready to draw, man. You should have seen this dream[0:49:19]   I had last night. I was[0:49:21]   looking all over the house for[0:49:23]   my gun.[0:49:25]   Alright, back to[0:49:27]   Hasan and then we'll show you. This guy's[0:49:29]   got problems. He's got[0:49:31]   insecurity issues.[0:49:33]   Those won't stand around here.[0:49:35]   Okay, yeah. And they're like,[0:49:37]   like, it doesn't even,[0:49:39]   you know, it's not even all that cool.[0:49:41]   It's hard. It's hard. I saw when you were talking[0:49:43]   about how, like, designer brands, they don't[0:49:45]   get along. While we have Hasan here, I[0:49:47]   want to give my updated[0:49:49]   2023 take on guys painting[0:49:51]   their nails.[0:49:53]   Not allowed.[0:49:55]   You would wonder with a guy like me,[0:49:57]   I'd sooner allow you[0:49:59]   to wear a woman's gown[0:50:01]   than to paint the nails.[0:50:03]   You know, maybe I haven't quite articulated[0:50:05]   why, but I, in all of[0:50:07]   my heart's hearts for years and years and years,[0:50:09]   the guys painting your nail[0:50:11]   thing is bad.[0:50:13]   It is[0:50:15]   wrong.[0:50:17]   And it is[0:50:19]   only the worst guys.[0:50:21]   It's really, if you see a guy painting, you know how[0:50:23]   you know it's bad? I don't do it.[0:50:25]   And[0:50:27]   I was wearing a wedding dress[0:50:29]   the other day[0:50:31]   at Comiskey Park.[0:50:33]   Listen, the painting your nails,[0:50:35]   Hasan does that. They paint their nails.[0:50:37]   That drives me nuts. And I see[0:50:39]   people on the right, my new group,[0:50:41]   they hate the painted nail[0:50:43]   stuff. And then the other side thinks,[0:50:45]   oh, they're so, oh, yeah,[0:50:47]   why? Because, you know, it gets confused[0:50:49]   with, like, the Harry Styles[0:50:51]   wearing a dress. That doesn't[0:50:53]   bother me. The nails[0:50:55]   kills me.[0:50:57]   You cannot[0:50:59]   paint your nails as a guy. I'll find out[0:51:01]   why one day. I want to figure it out.[0:51:03]   It's just, it's, uh...[0:51:05]   Right now you just have a feeling.[0:51:07]   No, right now it's a severe[0:51:09]   anger when I see[0:51:11]   that I, and Jules goes, no, that's what they[0:51:13]   do now. I go, no, it is not what they do.[0:51:15]   It is what the very[0:51:17]   worst of them do. And[0:51:19]   Hasan does it. It's, it's,[0:51:21]   I hate this, uh,[0:51:23]   phrase, attention seeking.[0:51:25]   That's so easy, right?[0:51:27]   It's attention seeking. It is.[0:51:29]   I don't want to see any of[0:51:31]   our listeners doing that. You could wear[0:51:33]   pearls. You could wear diamonds.[0:51:35]   You could wear makeup.[0:51:37]   A full face. A gown.[0:51:39]   You could, what else[0:51:41]   do girls do? You could wear a purse. I[0:51:43]   don't think that that's bad. I[0:51:45]   wear her purse all the time.[0:51:47]   I'm walking around all the time.[0:51:49]   You know, there's a lot of guys that won't wear[0:51:51]   their girlfriend's purse. Like, they won't hold[0:51:53]   their girlfriend's purse. We saw Logan Paul[0:51:55]   won't even do this. Rude.[0:51:57]   Yet he stuck up for styles.[0:51:59]   Uh, the nail painting[0:52:01]   cannot and will not be[0:52:03]   accepted by me. And it shouldn't buy you[0:52:05]   so I hope that it confirmed because we haven't[0:52:07]   really talked about that in quite some time.[0:52:09]   Guys cannot be[0:52:11]   painting their nails. And no, that was not a thing[0:52:13]   that the punk rockers did.[0:52:15]   You're confusing that with goth.[0:52:17]   Uh, no, no, no. It's a big[0:52:19]   no, no. Okay. Let's watch, you know, there's[0:52:21]   this thing going on right now[0:52:23]   that I also despise.[0:52:25]   Here's a take that you might not know.[0:52:27]   Here's something I despise.[0:52:29]   The writer's[0:52:31]   strike. Yes.[0:52:33]   The writer's strike.[0:52:35]   I am not[0:52:37]   understanding of[0:52:39]   the writer's strike.[0:52:41]   Did you know about this? The writers are[0:52:43]   striking because they want an increase.[0:52:45]   They want some rights.[0:52:47]   No, no, no. Take their rights away.[0:52:49]   You know, I saw[0:52:51]   a lot of people picketing.[0:52:53]   All these losers from Hollywood.[0:52:55]   Nick Kroll and[0:52:57]   Under. All picketing.[0:52:59]   You know, nobody good's writing. You're not going to see[0:53:01]   the writers from Succession with the fucking thing.[0:53:03]   Shiv,[0:53:05]   who writes the show,[0:53:07]   only losers are picketing.[0:53:09]   And is there anything more[0:53:11]   privilege, I'm[0:53:13]   on the right now, privileged than[0:53:15]   seeing[0:53:17]   writers[0:53:19]   of TV shows[0:53:21]   and movies picketing[0:53:23]   for more money.[0:53:25]   You know, meanwhile, the Amazon workers.[0:53:27]   The[0:53:29]   Amazon workers.[0:53:31]   Oh, do I hate those[0:53:33]   Amazon workers.[0:53:35]   I wish there was a rule where if you worked at Amazon,[0:53:37]   you have to work 24 hours[0:53:39]   a day. And if you sleep[0:53:41]   once, they kill you.[0:53:43]   This writer's[0:53:45]   strike is so horrendously gay.[0:53:47]   We're going to show you a clip from it.[0:53:49]   Where Hassan and that guy[0:53:51]   from Justin knows everything. What's that show?[0:53:53]   He's been on Rogan a bunch of times.[0:53:55]   Adam knows all or whatever.[0:53:57]   Adam knows everything.[0:53:59]   Big fucking head gay faggot.[0:54:03]   You ever hear a guy say gay faggot anymore on a podcast?[0:54:05]   This guy's a gay faggot.[0:54:09]   A gay faggot. Nobody[0:54:11]   says that anymore. That's cool.[0:54:13]   I got to show you this.[0:54:15]   Hassan went out there.[0:54:17]   He broke a couple of my rules.[0:54:19]   Who do I hate this writer's strike? I want them to fire all[0:54:21]   writers. I want[0:54:23]   all writers[0:54:25]   with nothing. And by the way,[0:54:27]   can you imagine your writing?[0:54:29]   They all make a great living.[0:54:31]   They work for two stinking seconds,[0:54:33]   these writers. They write the worst[0:54:35]   shit I've ever heard.[0:54:37]   Literally.[0:54:39]   My pre-show thing that I do,[0:54:41]   that's better writing than most of the shit[0:54:43]   these people are doing. And they're out there[0:54:45]   and they're just eating pizza and[0:54:47]   picketing and having fun. Meanwhile, the[0:54:49]   rest of us are mowing our lawns, right?[0:54:51]   The right?[0:54:53]   Where is this damn video, Jewel?[0:54:55]   Next up. Hassan, weird in public?[0:54:57]   Yep.[0:54:59]   The writer's strike stream.[0:55:01]   Oh god.[0:55:03]   I see people. Here's the worst part of it.[0:55:05]   These writers are trying to get you guys involved.[0:55:07]   They're going, guys,[0:55:09]   please come out. Help us out.[0:55:11]   No, donate. No, no, no.[0:55:13]   You're absolutely fine.[0:55:15]   These writers, guess what? They work[0:55:17]   six minutes a week.[0:55:19]   They sleep in all day. They get to do[0:55:21]   whatever the hell they want. They get to buy whatever[0:55:23]   they want. And there, they have[0:55:25]   the balls to go on[0:55:27]   strike. Priorities.[0:55:29]   There's[0:55:31]   like a billion people ahead of you[0:55:33]   that need more rights[0:55:35]   and money.[0:55:37]   The writers.[0:55:39]   You know, my theory[0:55:41]   is if your job doesn't pay you enough,[0:55:43]   it's because they know you're[0:55:45]   not good. They know[0:55:47]   you're bad. And[0:55:49]   nobody knows, you know,[0:55:51]   it's like, they'd pay you if you're good. All the[0:55:53]   good writers are getting paid a ton of money.[0:55:55]   Okay? All the good[0:55:57]   writers on all the good shows,[0:55:59]   they're getting paid a ton of money. These people want[0:56:01]   like a raise writing for like[0:56:03]   a fake Netflix cooking[0:56:05]   show with an $800[0:56:07]   budget, bad lighting, and a terrible[0:56:09]   set. You're not getting a raise.[0:56:11]   I want them fired.[0:56:13]   And I'll show you this, you're going to be so sick and[0:56:15]   do you guys know Adam knows it all?[0:56:17]   What's his name? I'd like to, he was on[0:56:19]   Rogan twice. I hated this guy.[0:56:21]   Look at this guy.[0:56:23]   Big head con[0:56:25]   over and wait till you[0:56:27]   see. Oh, and then this girl[0:56:29]   here, who's she from? G4 TV?[0:56:31]   And here's the beautiful writing. Here's[0:56:33]   a Sean at the writers strike. You're not a[0:56:35]   writer, by the way,[0:56:37]   you sit at home in[0:56:39]   Twitch stream, the lowest of the low[0:56:41]   Twitch stream.[0:56:43]   You know what Hassan does? He should be sued.[0:56:45]   He sits there and he[0:56:47]   shovels[0:56:49]   fiber and protein into his mouth[0:56:51]   24 hours a day so that people go, Oh, wait,[0:56:53]   are you working out? Do you need to eat extra[0:56:55]   so that you could, Oh, is that why[0:56:57]   you're eating? That's what he does. And he[0:56:59]   sits there while other people's videos[0:57:01]   play and[0:57:03]   he's got 3000 people watching live[0:57:05]   and 100,000 watching the next day.[0:57:07]   And he just goes through all the[0:57:09]   new YouTube content of the day,[0:57:11]   plays it while he sits there and[0:57:13]   eats. He doesn't do any commentary.[0:57:15]   And then meanwhile, all[0:57:17]   the poor creators that he's showing their videos,[0:57:19]   they're getting no views because the people[0:57:21]   just watch Hassan watch it.[0:57:23]   He needs to be sued.[0:57:25]   He needs to be taken down.[0:57:27]   All his money needs to be gone.[0:57:29]   So here they are. This is the[0:57:31]   beautiful writing. We're[0:57:33]   taking our yacht[0:57:35]   back bozos.[0:57:37]   Okay, so they're[0:57:39]   picketing. Imagine having the luxury[0:57:41]   to picket.[0:57:43]   You know, we were right when, here's, here's[0:57:45]   how you know that protesting is bad.[0:57:47]   The George Floyd protest.[0:57:53]   Remember what happened with[0:57:55]   George Floyd when everybody was scared of[0:57:57]   black people for two whole weeks?[0:57:59]   Jeremiah wonders. Remember Jeremiah[0:58:01]   Watkins? Give me that video.[0:58:03]   Find that one. We got to replay that. We got[0:58:05]   to remind people. Black[0:58:07]   lives[0:58:09]   matter.[0:58:11]   I'd love[0:58:13]   to see that right now. Remember when white[0:58:15]   people were actually going around going, guys,[0:58:17]   black[0:58:19]   lives matter.[0:58:21]   I hid for two weeks.[0:58:23]   I hid. Because[0:58:25]   if black lives matter that much, I'm[0:58:27]   fucked. From what I've[0:58:29]   said. Remember when[0:58:31]   George Floyd summer made everybody[0:58:33]   think that, oh, no, no,[0:58:35]   no, no, no, we're dead.[0:58:37]   And even Jeremiah wonders from[0:58:39]   the old kill Tony ban.[0:58:41]   Zaddy, they call him Zaddy[0:58:43]   wonders. He's calling himself daddy[0:58:45]   now because he had a kid. You are not[0:58:47]   deserving of a child.[0:58:49]   This Jeremiah video is insane. Yes, this is[0:58:51]   insane. Watch this and then we'll watch this.[0:58:53]   Okay. And this will[0:58:55]   remind you all protesting is bad[0:58:57]   and gay. Every bit[0:58:59]   of it. It's conceded.[0:59:01]   No, what are they protesting?[0:59:03]   As a joke,[0:59:05]   just to hurt him.[0:59:07]   What is it called? Not conceded.[0:59:09]   Protesting is entitled.[0:59:11]   I hate.[0:59:13]   But my people in Spain[0:59:15]   protest every day to[0:59:17]   help the government. Oh, yeah.[0:59:19]   How's that working out? Wait[0:59:21]   till you see this video from Jeremiah.[0:59:23]   Okay. I[0:59:25]   mean, this was truly[0:59:27]   insane. Can we a full screen[0:59:29]   here? I'm going to refresh and open[0:59:31]   this up really quickly. Watch this.[0:59:33]   Do I have[0:59:35]   your attention?[0:59:37]   Black lives matter.[0:59:39]   I'm[0:59:41]   proud to say this isn't a joke.[0:59:43]   This isn't yesterday. I went to the George[0:59:45]   Floyd protests in Los Angeles. I got to[0:59:47]   hear the open. I'm so sorry. I got to hear that.[0:59:49]   That opening is the best.[0:59:51]   Oh, come on. Do I have your attention?[0:59:53]   Black[0:59:55]   lives matter.[0:59:57]   Imagine saying that to somebody.[0:59:59]   I saw a Black Lives Matter thing[1:00:01]   written, like graffitied[1:00:03]   somewhere, like they did a mural.[1:00:05]   It pissed me the fuck off.[1:00:09]   And it makes you want to go[1:00:11]   into the business that's located next to you and go,[1:00:13]   what's this about? What does that mean?[1:00:17]   I mean, how horrendous.[1:00:19]   I really I want to remind people of[1:00:21]   what people were doing during this time.[1:00:23]   And now we've got the summer of the writers strike,[1:00:25]   which is worse than the George Floyd days.[1:00:27]   Listen, this punk[1:00:29]   ass gay fuck.[1:00:33]   I shouldn't say I'm proud to say that[1:00:35]   you're proud to see yesterday. I went to[1:00:37]   this is real Floyd protests in Los Angeles.[1:00:39]   And I saw a couple[1:00:41]   black kids with their parents.[1:00:43]   And they were taking[1:00:45]   in this beautiful,[1:00:47]   powerful, peaceful protest.[1:00:51]   And they had to take in the signs around[1:00:53]   them that said Black Lives Matter.[1:00:55]   I got a protest. I got a I got a slogan.[1:00:57]   Take his kids.[1:00:59]   He just became a parent.[1:01:03]   Is this not the most[1:01:05]   inferior and I listen, there's no bigger[1:01:07]   supporter of black people than me, Michael Jordan.[1:01:09]   I have[1:01:11]   his autograph. I have[1:01:13]   a couple guys from the[1:01:15]   bears when I was a kid,[1:01:17]   the refrigerator, Luke Refrigerator[1:01:19]   Perry, BJ[1:01:21]   Armstrong. I had every black man's card.[1:01:23]   That's where they belong on[1:01:25]   cardstock[1:01:27]   in cases.[1:01:29]   Do you wear an all black outfit?[1:01:31]   He wore an all black[1:01:33]   outfit for this.[1:01:35]   This video is probably the[1:01:37]   best video online.[1:01:39]   And that[1:01:41]   made me sad that that's not[1:01:43]   an obvious thing that we're[1:01:45]   having to teach our kids this.[1:01:47]   How[1:01:49]   is it not[1:01:51]   of course, of course, that's what it is.[1:01:53]   We can do better.[1:01:55]   I know we can do better about what[1:01:57]   I just want to say as a white person, I[1:01:59]   stand with the black community. I love you[1:02:01]   and I support you. You love the whole[1:02:03]   community of blacks. That's crazy.[1:02:05]   Just insane.[1:02:07]   Please. I mean, bully him[1:02:09]   to death. Now, here's another protest[1:02:11]   They're going to feel just as stupid.[1:02:13]   You know, when you protest, you make[1:02:15]   they have a say. When you protest[1:02:17]   I'm worried about the writers strike. I need my show.[1:02:19]   No, trust me[1:02:21]   Jules. We do not need these shows.[1:02:23]   What are we going to watch? The Kardashians on Hulu?[1:02:25]   No, no, no. The good shows. The writers will go[1:02:27]   They're going to be gone too. No, they love it.[1:02:29]   The good writers[1:02:31]   don't want this. You don't see any good[1:02:33]   writers. I don't see Jack Nicklaus out[1:02:35]   there.[1:02:37]   I guarantee there's a writer named that.[1:02:39]   There's nothing to worry about.[1:02:41]   I wish they had a[1:02:43]   TV strike. I wish they had a strike of[1:02:45]   video cameras. That you[1:02:47]   couldn't use those for eight years.[1:02:49]   Yes, I do.[1:02:51]   Trust me.[1:02:53]   These girls.[1:02:55]   Okay, watch this. This is bizarre.[1:02:57]   And you're going to see Hassan really making[1:02:59]   a bitch ass of himself.[1:03:01]   And this Adam Conover, is that his name?[1:03:03]   Adam knows everything.[1:03:05]   Can we get his name?[1:03:07]   What? Conover? He needs to[1:03:09]   be bullied and harassed and[1:03:11]   harassed into oblivion.[1:03:13]   Legally. And following[1:03:15]   all the rules of social media.[1:03:17]   Every site from the strictest[1:03:19]   site. What are the rules[1:03:21]   of social media now? Are you allowed to bully[1:03:23]   and harass into oblivion?[1:03:25]   On Twitter, yeah. I feel like they gave up on[1:03:27]   that. Remember when YouTube is like, there is no[1:03:29]   bullying. That lasted about a week.[1:03:31]   And then they're like, you guys[1:03:33]   could bully. Remember[1:03:35]   where they're like, you can't make more than three[1:03:37]   videos about one guy in a row[1:03:39]   or it's bullying and we'll lose[1:03:41]   your channel. Gokunaru.[1:03:43]   Remember that? They really tried[1:03:45]   that. I feel like bullying is[1:03:47]   kind of bad. Yeah,[1:03:49]   it's allowed now. They realized[1:03:51]   there really isn't any content[1:03:53]   without bullying.[1:03:55]   It really wasn't cool.[1:03:57]   Okay, watch this.[1:03:59]   You're going to die. Believe we are live.[1:04:01]   All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys,[1:04:03]   girls and enemies, welcome back.[1:04:05]   We're here at[1:04:07]   Netflix headquarters.[1:04:09]   This is what I mean. He's so bad at this.[1:04:11]   He's not supposed to be[1:04:13]   hosting and he's very nervous in front[1:04:15]   of these people. He's not supposed to be out on[1:04:17]   the street hosting and speaking[1:04:19]   with the camera. So it comes[1:04:21]   out like this. That's right. Netflix and[1:04:23]   KTLA5 headquarters here on the[1:04:25]   corner of Sunset and Vine.[1:04:27]   And we are, what are we doing here[1:04:29]   today, Adam? I'm joined by Adam[1:04:31]   Conover of Adam Ruins Everything and also[1:04:33]   lovely Caroline Kwan.[1:04:35]   Two Writers Guild of America[1:04:37]   guys, guild members.[1:04:39]   You're also like a strike captain[1:04:41]   too, right? Imagine being[1:04:43]   a guild member.[1:04:45]   Please, you don't need to be in a guild.[1:04:47]   Am I in a guild? What guild[1:04:49]   am I in, guys?[1:04:51]   This must stop. I hate[1:04:53]   a union too. What gives them[1:04:55]   the right? If I was a company, I'd be so[1:04:57]   mad if they did a union[1:04:59]   to me.[1:05:01]   Union. I'll give you a union.[1:05:03]   I'll take you right down to the church. I'm getting unionized.[1:05:05]   Yeah, you should try to unionize[1:05:07]   around me. I'll see how. And guys,[1:05:09]   what if just the company said, we don't[1:05:11]   acknowledge the union. Sorry, we're a private[1:05:13]   company. Fuck off.[1:05:15]   Why can't they? I don't understand.[1:05:19]   What is going to happen to them? Who's going to penalize[1:05:21]   them? Who's going to penalize them?[1:05:23]   I'm a company.[1:05:25]   How come I don't need to respect the[1:05:27]   union?[1:05:29]   What union?[1:05:31]   Say, no, sorry, we don't do unions[1:05:33]   here. If you want a union job, go work at the[1:05:35]   shipwreck. Isn't that what they call that?[1:05:37]   Down at the shipwrecks.[1:05:39]   Go work in a factory if you want to be a[1:05:41]   union loser.[1:05:43]   I'm on the Writers Guild of America West board[1:05:45]   and I'm on the negotiating committee. So I've been in the room[1:05:47]   and we are on strike[1:05:49]   because the- He's on the negotiating committee.[1:05:51]   This is a writer who works with Netflix.[1:05:53]   He had a show on Netflix. If I was in[1:05:55]   Netflix, I'd peer out my little blinds up[1:05:57]   there and I'd go, shoot him with a gun.[1:05:59]   I would[1:06:01]   make sure if I own this company and you're[1:06:03]   outside of my office protesting[1:06:05]   as somebody who wants to work with me,[1:06:07]   I'll make sure you never[1:06:09]   work in this town again.[1:06:11]   So the nerve of this[1:06:13]   guy, you shouldn't have a show to begin[1:06:15]   with. Who are you, Midgetitis?[1:06:17]   To have a show.[1:06:19]   Big brain.[1:06:21]   Big head.[1:06:23]   I can't believe this[1:06:25]   loser nerd, and he's wrong.[1:06:27]   His points are always wrong. Did you see him on Rogan?[1:06:29]   This guy's full of it.[1:06:31]   And you want a show, you want to get paid a little bit more?[1:06:33]   How about, do a little better, you'll get paid a little bit more.[1:06:35]   Or do I despise[1:06:37]   him in this horror, Olivia Munn 2?[1:06:39]   Olivia Munn can't[1:06:41]   stop spreading him on a boat.[1:06:43]   Olivia Munn is dating[1:06:45]   John Mulaney. They had a baby with him.[1:06:47]   After all the divorce, all the abuse.[1:06:49]   This G4[1:06:51]   is no good for you.[1:07:21]   He's always doing the thing[1:07:23]   where he throws off one word[1:07:25]   and then he's running away.[1:07:27]   That's called nervous.[1:07:29]   Facing his back to everyone.[1:07:31]   Look how nervous. He's a nervous[1:07:33]   wreck. He shouldn't be out in public.[1:07:35]   And he's going to do this.[1:07:37]   Wait until you see the behavior. Go to 730.[1:07:39]   Wait until you see this behavior.[1:07:41]   But please, tell Conover[1:07:43]   I spoke with Netflix. They said[1:07:45]   they're terminating your[1:07:47]   career. You're going to have to do this[1:07:49]   all on your own in your own sight.[1:07:51]   7 what? 730.[1:07:53]   730?[1:07:55]   That's if I wasn't in bed by[1:07:57]   730 my dad would[1:07:59]   real early.[1:08:01]   What else did I just have to do that my[1:08:03]   parents wouldn't allow me to do? Recently[1:08:05]   there was something that was taken away[1:08:07]   from me that my parents[1:08:09]   wouldn't allow. I still follow my parents[1:08:11]   rules.[1:08:13]   Alright, here we go.[1:08:15]   730, watch what[1:08:17]   Hassan does. This is so despicable[1:08:19]   and I've always[1:08:21]   thought this was really really[1:08:23]   bad.[1:08:25]   For 100 days. For 100 days in the 2007[1:08:27]   strike. He brought it to and from every day.[1:08:29]   He's kept it in his house because[1:08:31]   that strike won him so much and he knew[1:08:33]   that one day we'd have to do it again.[1:08:35]   So people pull out signs[1:08:37]   that have signatures[1:08:39]   on them from people who struck in 2007.[1:08:41]   You could literally get a vintage Son.[1:08:43]   What's that?[1:08:45]   It's got some lice I think.[1:08:47]   He's been scratching the head. Yeah, look at Hassan.[1:08:49]   It's like, dude stop playing[1:08:51]   with your hair.[1:08:53]   Go home if this[1:08:55]   is too scary. That's like how[1:08:57]   I pet Shula after I haven't seen him for the[1:08:59]   entire day. And he like needs everybody[1:09:01]   to know that he has a ton of followers[1:09:03]   watching.[1:09:05]   Okay, watch what happens here[1:09:07]   though. You're going to see the worst behavior[1:09:09]   ever.[1:09:11]   This is a lesson to all[1:09:13]   coming out.[1:09:15]   Cool. We keep them all in a[1:09:17]   basement underneath.[1:09:19]   I don't know where they are.[1:09:21]   We store the things because[1:09:23]   Oh, is this not the part?[1:09:25]   It should be coming.[1:09:27]   All the time to go on strike.[1:09:29]   These contracts are only three[1:09:31]   years.[1:09:33]   Shut up![1:09:35]   Let's get coffee.[1:09:37]   Black print.[1:09:39]   When you come in you check in right here.[1:09:41]   They have some goodies too.[1:09:43]   Okay, here is[1:09:45]   this part makes me sick.[1:09:47]   They've set up, see people like this.[1:09:49]   Losers like this stuff.[1:09:51]   Free snacks[1:09:53]   and coffee. They've got[1:09:55]   a little tent set up[1:09:57]   so that the writers could have some energy[1:09:59]   so these two losers here who want[1:10:01]   to be involved, these two, I don't know who they are.[1:10:03]   They've set up a little[1:10:05]   They're kind and caring union workers.[1:10:07]   They went to Costco. They got a bunch[1:10:09]   of snacks. They got some of those big[1:10:11]   coffee[1:10:13]   tubs from, I don't know where this[1:10:15]   is. For the writers.[1:10:17]   For the writers though. For the writers that are[1:10:19]   on strike and Hassan comes[1:10:21]   up to the tent and does[1:10:23]   this.[1:10:25]   What is this? Chocolate chip pistachio[1:10:27]   and key lime[1:10:29]   melt away. It's a little[1:10:31]   Ziploc bag[1:10:33]   signature select by the way brand.[1:10:35]   Not Ziploc.[1:10:37]   It's a signature select[1:10:39]   bag. Do you see this?[1:10:41]   This is how poor these writers are.[1:10:43]   They might need a raise because they're[1:10:45]   buying signature select bags.[1:10:47]   We need them.[1:10:49]   I won't even[1:10:51]   shop in a store if they don't[1:10:53]   only carry name brands.[1:10:55]   The highest, most expensive[1:10:57]   name brands.[1:10:59]   So these people are using signature[1:11:01]   select. I point this out because[1:11:03]   this is a very small bag.[1:11:05]   And it's got what?[1:11:07]   Macaroons in it or something? I mean look at these[1:11:09]   snacks that are in the bag. There's only about eleven[1:11:11]   in there. Yeah, there might be[1:11:13]   eleven to twelve[1:11:15]   snacks. Doesn't[1:11:17]   seem like this is going to be able to feed the[1:11:19]   writers all day but they've got this laying out.[1:11:21]   I don't know[1:11:23]   what's in there.[1:11:25]   It looks like[1:11:27]   homemade snacks wrapped in saran wrap.[1:11:29]   And[1:11:31]   Hassan notices this bag[1:11:33]   at the writers strike. Remember he's not[1:11:35]   a writer, he's just there covering it.[1:11:37]   Goes up to the writers strike[1:11:39]   concessions table[1:11:41]   and does this.[1:11:43]   Chocolate chip pistachio[1:11:45]   and key lime[1:11:47]   melt away. Okay, I gotta grab one of these.[1:11:49]   What the fuck?[1:11:51]   What are these?[1:11:53]   I gotta grab one of these?[1:11:55]   They're for the writers.[1:11:57]   Illegal![1:11:59]   No![1:12:01]   What a sick fuck.[1:12:03]   I don't know if you guys know my[1:12:05]   stance. Taking away the workers snacks.[1:12:07]   My stance on free food at an event.[1:12:09]   You don't even look at it.[1:12:11]   You don't take, especially[1:12:13]   as a Richard. You know it'd be like[1:12:15]   I had this co-host James[1:12:17]   Fritz.[1:12:19]   Remember him?[1:12:21]   He would, if there was like a party[1:12:23]   that had pizza.[1:12:25]   Everything stopped.[1:12:27]   He was fixated on the[1:12:29]   free pizza. This idea[1:12:31]   that he could get a slice, even[1:12:33]   three maybe. Maybe he could even get three[1:12:35]   slices. And then[1:12:37]   he wouldn't have to[1:12:39]   worry about food[1:12:41]   later.[1:12:43]   How does that make me sick?[1:12:45]   That makes me so sick when[1:12:47]   somebody gets fixated on the[1:12:49]   free food at an event[1:12:51]   that's not a food event.[1:12:53]   And it's not like a catered thing where everybody's[1:12:55]   eating. And you're going[1:12:57]   right to the food. You're worrying. You're all concerned[1:12:59]   about the food.[1:13:01]   You're thinking about, can I take seconds?[1:13:03]   And Hassan is doing just that.[1:13:05]   It's a very small bag. And he[1:13:07]   says this.[1:13:25]   Wow, look at that. So, he takes[1:13:27]   free food. He takes snacks that aren't his.[1:13:29]   Imagine having the boss.[1:13:31]   He's got social anxiety![1:13:33]   Doesn't it make you scared asking for a free[1:13:35]   snack? It would kill[1:13:37]   me. Even if I wanted[1:13:39]   it, this would be me.[1:13:41]   I can't.[1:13:43]   I can't. I gotta get out of here.[1:13:45]   Do you empathize with the writers now? They're trying to[1:13:47]   go out recently for themselves? No, I find this to be[1:13:49]   Could you imagine? Could you imagine[1:13:51]   as a writer? What kind of writer are you[1:13:53]   that you're taking a snack from a little stand you're[1:13:55]   spending your day out in front of the office[1:13:57]   that you want to work at?[1:13:59]   You should be on the same side as the company.[1:14:01]   Can you imagine owning a[1:14:03]   company and then all your employees are telling you[1:14:05]   I just couldn't[1:14:07]   imagine. There's no bigger slap in the face[1:14:09]   to me. And if I were Netflix,[1:14:11]   or any of these companies, anybody who[1:14:13]   participated in this strike, they will never[1:14:15]   work again. Ever.[1:14:17]   And we could get a new writer in a second.[1:14:19]   Writers should be free. They should[1:14:21]   work for experience.[1:14:23]   They should work, yes, they[1:14:25]   should work for, uh,[1:14:27]   what do they call that? You're getting[1:14:29]   free promotion.[1:14:31]   I'm going on strike soon.[1:14:33]   Fuck strikes. Let's see how you do[1:14:35]   without your writers. Okay, we don't need your fair and[1:14:37]   balanced take on all this shit, Jules. Please.[1:14:39]   You either side with me or[1:14:41]   hit the road.[1:14:43]   Alright, that's Hasan Piker.[1:14:45]   Here's one more[1:14:47]   that happened at that writers strike.[1:14:49]   John was trolled heavily.[1:14:51]   A couple of punk kids[1:14:53]   started messing with him at the writers[1:14:55]   strike, and he did not handle[1:14:57]   it well. This was sent in to us[1:14:59]   by Jesse, or Jesus Estrada,[1:15:01]   one of our Mexican listeners.[1:15:03]   We have a lot of Mexican[1:15:05]   listeners to this show.[1:15:07]   They don't know up from down,[1:15:09]   but they know Red Bar.[1:15:11]   And they know what I like, and Jesus[1:15:13]   Estrada, imagine being named[1:15:15]   Jesus.[1:15:17]   That is[1:15:19]   insane to me.[1:15:21]   And that shows the validity[1:15:23]   of a Mexican's mind that they would even[1:15:25]   consider naming their son[1:15:27]   Jesus. That would be like if I named[1:15:29]   my kid Gorgomel.[1:15:33]   Hi, this is my son David[1:15:35]   the gnome.[1:15:37]   So look at this video though,[1:15:39]   Hasan's about to get trolled.[1:15:41]   Hasan Nabi gets trolled.[1:15:43]   Trolled by Madden.[1:15:45]   Come on, you know.[1:15:47]   Give me a break here.[1:15:49]   Alright, here he is. So these kids[1:15:51]   are at the writers strike and they're goofing[1:15:53]   around. They're making some[1:15:55]   content of their own.[1:15:57]   And Hasan does not take well.[1:15:59]   This is like me getting somewhated[1:16:01]   by the Starbucks guys.[1:16:03]   If something happens[1:16:05]   and I wasn't prepared[1:16:07]   for it, I'm going to say somewhat, and[1:16:09]   Hasan's going to say somewhat to these kids.[1:16:11]   Hasan Nabi gets trolled by[1:16:13]   Madden.[1:16:15]   We're all against unions.[1:16:17]   We're here to protest against the landlords and the[1:16:19]   unions. We love them.[1:16:21]   Okay, this is great. So they've got a sign[1:16:23]   that says we love landlords.[1:16:25]   Hasan Nabi gets trolled by Madden.[1:16:27]   How you guys doing? We love landlords.[1:16:29]   We love landlords.[1:16:31]   Hasan is against landlords and all their[1:16:33]   harassment to the people.[1:16:35]   Not me. I couldn't believe[1:16:37]   remember when Hannibal Burress[1:16:39]   go Vogue.[1:16:41]   When Hannibal Burress finally got some money[1:16:43]   he decided as a good investment[1:16:45]   you know, imagine investing.[1:16:47]   He decided I'm going to buy[1:16:49]   a small apartment building in Chicago[1:16:51]   like a six unit thing[1:16:53]   and rent it out.[1:16:55]   That'll be another form of income in case[1:16:57]   the comedy career. By the way, where's[1:16:59]   Hannibal been? I haven't seen that guy in years.[1:17:01]   That's a good question. Where's Hannibal?[1:17:03]   Has he got a life of his own anymore?[1:17:05]   Does he have long dreads now or something?[1:17:07]   Maybe. When we're going to see him, he's going to have a[1:17:09]   whole new look. So Hannibal[1:17:11]   buys this apartment building[1:17:13]   six units and rents it[1:17:15]   out. It was like a thing on Twitter[1:17:17]   for two months where everybody went[1:17:19]   after Hannibal for being[1:17:21]   a landlord.[1:17:23]   Remember this? And I go[1:17:25]   wait, I don't get it. They're mad at him[1:17:27]   for what? And Jules goes being a landlord.[1:17:29]   I go back[1:17:31]   up. What is what do you mean?[1:17:33]   She goes people hate landlords. I go[1:17:35]   people hate[1:17:37]   landlords?[1:17:39]   Yeah, they feel that it's illegal and they[1:17:41]   shouldn't be. People hate[1:17:43]   them. How are they going to get their[1:17:45]   apartment?[1:17:47]   So there's this[1:17:49]   whole group of losers out there, just like[1:17:51]   the writer's strike, where they[1:17:53]   think there should be no landlords[1:17:55]   and that every unit should just be[1:17:57]   given away. I don't know who's going to[1:17:59]   pay for the unit. They can't[1:18:01]   buy the unit. They[1:18:03]   can't buy the building. Maybe they'd be cheaper[1:18:05]   if there weren't so many landlords. So they don't like[1:18:07]   this idea. And this is a real thing. I still can't[1:18:09]   believe this now that I'm even repeating this.[1:18:11]   And it's even worse now. They feel[1:18:13]   that nobody should be allowed to buy property[1:18:15]   and rent it out.[1:18:17]   But that's too far.[1:18:19]   I had never heard of something in my[1:18:21]   entire life. So Hassan is[1:18:23]   one of those guys. And here's this guy[1:18:25]   going, we love landlords. And instead of[1:18:27]   Hassan going, get out of here, kid.[1:18:29]   Get out of here, kid.[1:18:31]   Watch what Hassan does.[1:18:33]   His heart breaks.[1:18:35]   Hassan Nabi gets trolled by Madden.[1:18:37]   How you guys doing? We love landlords.[1:18:39]   We're all against unions. We're here to[1:18:41]   protest against the landlords in the union.[1:18:43]   This guy is like doing a comedic bit.[1:18:45]   Like Ali G.[1:18:47]   We're here. We love landlords.[1:18:49]   We hate unions.[1:18:51]   That's legit my[1:18:53]   stance.[1:18:55]   That's not a joke. Stance Spidey.[1:18:57]   You are conservative today.[1:18:59]   I don't understand. I hate unions.[1:19:01]   And I don't love landlords.[1:19:03]   But I like them a lot.[1:19:05]   So that's[1:19:07]   not a bit to me. And I'm not doing a bit[1:19:09]   now.[1:19:11]   I like scarcity.[1:19:13]   I like when[1:19:15]   people are locked out of things.[1:19:17]   I don't want people having[1:19:19]   imagine what this world would look like if[1:19:21]   everyone had opportunity.[1:19:23]   I'm not kidding.[1:19:25]   I want people[1:19:27]   scratching at my door.[1:19:29]   I want people wishing.[1:19:31]   Yes.[1:19:33]   And Hassan is so[1:19:35]   butthurt. It's like you can't just laugh at this.[1:19:37]   We love[1:19:39]   landlords. Look at this guy.[1:19:41]   And he knows he's getting right under[1:19:43]   Hassan's skin. Watch this.[1:19:45]   We love him.[1:19:47]   Look at Hassan. He doesn't even know what to say.[1:19:49]   We love landlords.[1:19:51]   Landlords.[1:19:53]   Landlords. We love them a lot.[1:19:55]   We're all against unions.[1:19:57]   They're not fair to the corporate companies.[1:19:59]   Yes. This is a crazy protest.[1:20:01]   Yes.[1:20:03]   I'm truly non-political.[1:20:05]   That's if you woke me up[1:20:07]   and asked me those two questions I would[1:20:09]   and I wouldn't think that was wrong.[1:20:11]   I wouldn't even know anyone had[1:20:13]   a problem with that. Like the Hannibal thing.[1:20:15]   I didn't know anyone had a problem with landlords.[1:20:17]   Why would they?[1:20:19]   Landlords are cruel.[1:20:21]   Every landlord I've had[1:20:23]   has been fucking awesome.[1:20:27]   I[1:20:29]   really don't understand.[1:20:31]   It's like, wait, you hate[1:20:33]   landlords because you can't pay rent[1:20:35]   this month?[1:20:37]   How is that their problem?[1:20:39]   They're giving you a place to live.[1:20:41]   Where would you live without the landlords?[1:20:43]   That's my question.[1:20:45]   I want the landlords[1:20:47]   it should be more money. It should be minimum[1:20:49]   of $60,000[1:20:51]   a month to have a home.[1:20:53]   Seems fair.[1:20:55]   OK, let's see what Hassan does. How does he get out of this?[1:20:59]   They're so mad. Look at them.[1:21:01]   Fuck.[1:21:03]   You're like so mad this is happening.[1:21:05]   Anyway, as I was saying,[1:21:07]   we're waiting for...[1:21:09]   Why would that even hurt your feelings?[1:21:11]   Why don't you just laugh in his face and be like, get out of here.[1:21:13]   Because you just can't believe anyone would[1:21:15]   step to your ideas and mock your ideas[1:21:17]   like this?[1:21:19]   Wasn't there another video of him at like TwitchCon[1:21:21]   or something where some Sam Hyde guy[1:21:23]   walked to him and he did the exact same[1:21:25]   move where he just froze. Yeah, froze[1:21:27]   and got super sad as if[1:21:29]   what this person is doing[1:21:31]   they should be like arrested. This is so out of line.[1:21:33]   Nobody could joke around[1:21:35]   at the right. It would be nice if the writers[1:21:37]   made a few jokes at the rally.[1:21:39]   These guys are the best writers[1:21:41]   out there. They should be hired.[1:21:43]   Here, let's see the rest.[1:21:45]   Waiting for the landlord to come.[1:21:47]   Oh, there you are. Thank you.[1:21:49]   I think you see a Nissan.[1:21:53]   No, no, I can, it's a public place.[1:21:55]   I can show the Nissan.[1:21:57]   The Nissan is fuming.[1:21:59]   And she's furious, this fucking whore.[1:22:03]   We'll probably leave if that's the case.[1:22:05]   I don't want to...[1:22:07]   ...the dollars, which is a huge deal.[1:22:09]   This is how you do it.[1:22:11]   Unions are going to destroy you.[1:22:13]   And the more you do that,[1:22:15]   and the more you end up hurting[1:22:17]   the more you end up hurting Capital.[1:22:19]   The more you end up hurting the Capital.[1:22:21]   They're just mocking him now.[1:22:23]   And when you do this, you're hurting the Capital?[1:22:25]   What Capital?[1:22:27]   Gen 6 show?[1:22:29]   How does he even know?[1:22:31]   Where did his son learn all this?[1:22:33]   That's what I always ask these[1:22:35]   political artists. Where did you learn this?[1:22:37]   TV?[1:22:39]   Where did you learn this shit?[1:22:41]   Because all you do is watch[1:22:43]   PewDiePie and Bella Delphine[1:22:45]   all day.[1:22:47]   Who is teaching these people all this stuff?[1:22:49]   I know none of it.[1:22:51]   I think what everybody does is[1:22:53]   they're too embarrassed to pretend[1:22:55]   or to admit that they don't know.[1:22:57]   So they're like, oh yeah,[1:22:59]   that whole situation.[1:23:01]   Of course the Capital.[1:23:03]   You don't know what this is.[1:23:05]   You guys are all out here holding up your signs[1:23:07]   in the face.[1:23:09]   I don't understand why the other side[1:23:11]   is just not allowed. There's no other discussion.[1:23:13]   Pay the writers more? End of story?[1:23:15]   This is a sign-friendly environment.[1:23:17]   Netflix should be able to[1:23:19]   take an AK-47 and kill[1:23:21]   every person out there.[1:23:23]   We need another Vegas shooting.[1:23:25]   He's being mocked.[1:23:27]   They're repeating what he says.[1:23:29]   This is how you do it.[1:23:31]   And the more you do that,[1:23:33]   the more you end up...[1:23:35]   That's actually a great type.[1:23:37]   Yes. I want to bring that back.[1:23:39]   Just mimicking a guy?[1:23:41]   Repeating exactly what the guy's saying.[1:23:43]   Mocking him.[1:23:45]   Mocking him.[1:23:47]   It's annoying.[1:23:49]   Look how mad he is.[1:23:51]   This is the left.[1:23:53]   You end up hurting.[1:23:55]   The more you end up hurting the Capital,[1:23:57]   the quicker the strike will end.[1:23:59]   The quicker the strike will end.[1:24:01]   There's always two sides[1:24:03]   to any kind of negotiation.[1:24:05]   How you guys doing?[1:24:07]   We love landlords.[1:24:09]   When you have to protest against the landlords[1:24:11]   and the unions, we love them.[1:24:13]   He's very upset.[1:24:15]   Thank you, those two kids.[1:24:17]   I'd like to give you a raise.[1:24:19]   I will give each of those kids,[1:24:21]   you come get the money from me.[1:24:23]   500 bucks. I'll give you what the writers can wish they had.[1:24:25]   500 bucks.[1:24:27]   Those writers.[1:24:29]   They wish they had some extra cash.[1:24:31]   They didn't have to have roommates.[1:24:33]   If you have a roommate,[1:24:35]   you cannot work on a show.[1:24:37]   Yeah.[1:24:39]   Unbelievable.[1:24:41]   I've got a cute one[1:24:43]   that everyone can enjoy this morning.[1:24:45]   Sure, sure, sure, sure.[1:24:47]   Have you guys ever seen[1:24:49]   Kumiya in HD?[1:24:51]   Oh, this is so,[1:24:53]   so good. I found this[1:24:55]   this morning while browsing[1:24:57]   YouTube.[1:24:59]   Listen, comedy on YouTube[1:25:01]   has blown up. I don't know if[1:25:03]   you've seen this in your feeds here today, but[1:25:05]   there is like[1:25:07]   60,000 channels that[1:25:09]   do comedy-related[1:25:11]   stuff with all of our fools. It's amazing.[1:25:13]   I mean, there's just, you'll never run[1:25:15]   out of content about, like, Mark Norman.[1:25:17]   Type in Mark Norman[1:25:19]   on YouTube. It's got more clips[1:25:21]   than us.[1:25:23]   Which, by the way, type in Redbar on[1:25:25]   YouTube. Type in[1:25:27]   Redbar on YouTube, infinite scroll[1:25:29]   of me. Thousands of channels[1:25:31]   posting. I don't see people doing that[1:25:33]   for other people's[1:25:35]   shows. I don't see a[1:25:37]   thousand clip channels for[1:25:39]   Steeltoe Morning Show, my[1:25:41]   competitor.[1:25:43]   So I'm actually very honored[1:25:45]   I was looking into the Redbar clips.[1:25:47]   We are very popular[1:25:49]   on YouTube.[1:25:51]   We're very popular on[1:25:53]   YouTube. So popular[1:25:55]   that the fact I go, we've got to convert[1:25:57]   this popularity to[1:25:59]   Scars Club. Just imagine the bomb[1:26:01]   is after everything I say. We've got[1:26:03]   to convert this popularity to Scars Club[1:26:05]   members. If you're watching now,[1:26:07]   remember, we pay for our[1:26:09]   own servers so that we could say[1:26:11]   the stuff that your other[1:26:13]   shows can't. Okay? Remember, when you're[1:26:15]   watching any show on YouTube,[1:26:17]   they're self-censoring to such a[1:26:19]   degree that you're missing out on half[1:26:21]   the joy of life. Half[1:26:23]   the greatest, some of the greatest words[1:26:25]   in the world.[1:26:27]   You know, like this one.[1:26:29]   And on YouTube, your favorite[1:26:31]   podcast will not say this word[1:26:33]   here. This is a big word for[1:26:35]   us. So you're getting[1:26:37]   that. You're getting zero ads. Have you ever[1:26:39]   seen how many ads these[1:26:41]   comedy podcasts have now? Jules said[1:26:43]   she was watching Kill Tony on[1:26:45]   her other account while she was in the shower.[1:26:49]   She doesn't have YouTube Premium on this[1:26:51]   other account. If you don't want to with an ad blocker[1:26:53]   off, there's an ad like every[1:26:55]   three minutes that you have to skip.[1:26:57]   Every three minutes there's an ad. This is[1:26:59]   going to cause a car crash. I mean[1:27:01]   somebody is going to die. In fact,[1:27:03]   we should go to the hospitals and build[1:27:05]   a case. You know how they say like[1:27:07]   80 million people died from COVID, but it was[1:27:09]   just like these guys died and they happened[1:27:11]   to be around during[1:27:13]   COVID. We should do[1:27:15]   a study like that, but[1:27:17]   take all these car accident deaths[1:27:19]   and link them, okay,[1:27:21]   to people fast-forwarding[1:27:23]   ads and podcasts and make a big hub[1:27:25]   about that. Get that in the...[1:27:27]   And be like, really[1:27:29]   like car accidents have gone[1:27:31]   up this... You would really probably link[1:27:33]   it to that and get these podcasts[1:27:35]   in a lot of trouble. We do[1:27:37]   no ads. We do[1:27:39]   no bull. We're not selling you[1:27:41]   little cups every fucking day.[1:27:43]   We're not being mythical[1:27:45]   beasts. Every[1:27:47]   other show is scamming you,[1:27:49]   draining you of not[1:27:51]   only your money, but your attention,[1:27:53]   your time. They're only broadcasting[1:27:55]   so that they could do super chats[1:27:57]   and run ads. Trust[1:27:59]   me, I've spoken to all these people. They've admitted it[1:28:01]   to me. So we[1:28:03]   ask that you support something[1:28:05]   that stands up for[1:28:07]   your freedom,[1:28:09]   okay? And it fights[1:28:11]   the left and vice versa.[1:28:13]   We also fight the right. Nobody's[1:28:15]   fighting the right.[1:28:17]   So please support[1:28:19]   this show.[1:28:21]   You know, I can't tell you how many people[1:28:23]   I saw in that bring back group in the membership[1:28:25]   questions. No, I'm not. I just watched the free clips[1:28:27]   on YouTube. Huge fan. Huge[1:28:29]   fan. You're missing[1:28:31]   all the little parts in between[1:28:33]   that tie these[1:28:35]   beautiful stories together. You[1:28:37]   barely know me.[1:28:41]   Hurts. So I'm sick of it. I might lock[1:28:43]   everything down. Make this only scars.[1:28:45]   You can't even[1:28:47]   see our Instagram unless you're scars.[1:28:49]   I might do that very soon. What do[1:28:51]   I need? What does it matter if I have people[1:28:53]   that aren't scars watching it? What does[1:28:55]   that do for me besides cost[1:28:57]   me money for bandwidth?[1:28:59]   So[1:29:01]   please do the right thing. It is time[1:29:03]   and this is so cheap. 35 cents a day?[1:29:05]   You can't spare?[1:29:07]   I might have to get sick[1:29:09]   again.[1:29:11]   So, but thank you to everybody who's[1:29:13]   joined. And I do feel bad. Some guy was[1:29:15]   really upset. He goes, I can't believe I'm[1:29:17]   subsidizing this show. I'm[1:29:19]   paying for this show so that others could watch it[1:29:21]   for free. He's absolutely right.[1:29:23]   This is about[1:29:25]   money. This is about dignity.[1:29:27]   I think all the best parts never get clipped.[1:29:29]   Yeah, that's true.[1:29:31]   What was I going to say? Oh, yes.[1:29:33]   HD.[1:29:35]   Ah.[1:29:37]   You know, our show streams in[1:29:39]   1440p and it's[1:29:41]   uploaded at 1440p. That's[1:29:43]   better than 1080p.[1:29:45]   Um.[1:29:47]   But Kumiya[1:29:49]   has very rarely[1:29:51]   been seen in HD.[1:29:53]   Think about this. We've seen Kumiya on his own show.[1:29:55]   That's[1:29:57]   301p.[1:29:59]   Kumiya's own show on[1:30:01]   compound media. We've seen him on Legion[1:30:03]   of Skanks a lot. That's[1:30:05]   458p.[1:30:09]   Okay. Little bit better, but[1:30:11]   still very blurred.[1:30:13]   We've seen him on Rogan.[1:30:15]   620p.[1:30:17]   Very blurred. These people are[1:30:19]   disgusting. It should be fraud[1:30:21]   for if you're on YouTube and you click a show[1:30:23]   and you click 1080, but[1:30:25]   they're really giving you 480p[1:30:27]   and just calling it 1080. That's fraud.[1:30:29]   That's quality fraud.[1:30:31]   Seriously. I mean,[1:30:33]   I take this quality stuff very seriously[1:30:35]   as far as where my money[1:30:37]   goes. You know, I signed up for like YouTube TV[1:30:39]   so I could watch TV channels[1:30:41]   on the[1:30:43]   Apple TV. YouTube TV, it's[1:30:45]   called. It's like $80 a month[1:30:47]   now. And all the channels[1:30:49]   are in 480p. They'll say[1:30:51]   720p is the highest[1:30:53]   on ABC. What[1:30:55]   gives them the right?[1:30:57]   And believe me, again, when you're saying[1:30:59]   it says 1080p, you're getting nothing.[1:31:01]   Okay? And you[1:31:03]   just know better. If it doesn't, you know how HBO[1:31:05]   Max looks? That's what everything should look[1:31:07]   like. No less. Except for us.[1:31:09]   So, um,[1:31:11]   we've never seen[1:31:13]   Kumiya in HD until[1:31:15]   now.[1:31:17]   Wait till you see this.[1:31:19]   I found this[1:31:21]   this morning.[1:31:23]   I got another question about Kumiya coming[1:31:25]   up. This is Kumiya in HD. You're actually[1:31:27]   not going to believe[1:31:29]   how crazy this is. Let me treat[1:31:31]   you. Let me click around. Oh,[1:31:33]   yeah. And if you're on your cell phone,[1:31:35]   YouTube is cheating you. Go on[1:31:37]   your cell phone. You think you're watching[1:31:39]   highest quality? Every time you go on that[1:31:41]   sucker, you got to go to the gear[1:31:43]   advanced quality[1:31:45]   options and then select your highest[1:31:47]   quality. They're giving you 480p on[1:31:49]   YouTube mobile every time.[1:31:51]   We're being cheated.[1:31:53]   So make sure[1:31:55]   before you watch anything[1:31:57]   that that gear icon, all your settings[1:31:59]   are figured out. Okay, here it is.[1:32:01]   And this was a video today.[1:32:03]   Oh, it's from Gas Digital?[1:32:05]   I guess so. Wow, look at that.[1:32:07]   My good friends,[1:32:09]   Steven Lewis from Gas Digital[1:32:11]   Gas Digital exclusive.[1:32:13]   I spoke to Lewis this[1:32:15]   morning. He said, please be nice[1:32:17]   homie. Please.[1:32:19]   I said, of course.[1:32:21]   When have we ever not been nice? I know. I feel like I'm[1:32:23]   really nice to Lewis. So this was the video[1:32:25]   I saw. I'll start it from the beginning[1:32:27]   so you can see what it is.[1:32:29]   Here we go.[1:32:31]   Cheers, everyone.[1:32:35]   Hey, guys, this week we're tackling mental[1:32:37]   health. What do you think[1:32:39]   the fakest mental illness is?[1:32:41]   So it's a really[1:32:43]   strung out looking Wardellian kid.[1:32:45]   And he's interviewing[1:32:47]   comedians on the street.[1:32:49]   I've never heard of this. Who is this kid?[1:32:51]   Does anyone know him? I don't know him.[1:32:53]   He doesn't look well.[1:32:55]   I like how this kid's just not allowed to look[1:32:57]   well. And, you know, I[1:32:59]   at my worst, I didn't look as bad as[1:33:01]   this, but everyone's like, holy fuck, dude, you're[1:33:03]   dying. Meanwhile, this[1:33:05]   kid, this is his normal look.[1:33:07]   Not one person is saying he's dying.[1:33:09]   Look at this kid. I can feel you moving on my leg.[1:33:11]   Zits, teeth. Look at him. People say they're like[1:33:13]   a total[1:33:15]   pyro or something like that.[1:33:17]   If you say it like that[1:33:19]   He's looking like Hila Klein.[1:33:21]   So he's interviewing comics. Let's see who else[1:33:23]   he's got here. This guy, I[1:33:25]   don't know.[1:33:27]   Here he is with Joe List.[1:33:29]   I just watched a Joe List film[1:33:31]   this morning. It was completely green.[1:33:33]   Let's[1:33:35]   see what else. Who else do we[1:33:37]   recognize here? This guy, I've seen him[1:33:39]   around. He stinks. He stinks.[1:33:41]   What's this guy's name? I don't know.[1:33:43]   He, oh, he[1:33:45]   sucks. I hate this[1:33:47]   guy. I'll never pay attention to a guy[1:33:49]   that looks... Oh, I hate that guy.[1:33:51]   And here we go. Oh my god, wait, don't[1:33:53]   spoil it. Here it comes.[1:33:55]   Anthony Cumia. And we'll do a zoom in so you can[1:33:57]   really see. I don't think anyone has seen[1:33:59]   Anthony Cumia this clear ever.[1:34:01]   Ever.[1:34:03]   On video. Here it is.[1:34:05]   Anthony Cumia in HD.[1:34:07]   He looks[1:34:09]   more wretched than you'd[1:34:11]   ever imagine. Watch this.[1:34:13]   Come on, Ant.[1:34:15]   Narcissism. I think people[1:34:17]   are so good at covering it up. I'm going to do a zoom in.[1:34:19]   Everyone has this[1:34:21]   need and crave for attention.[1:34:23]   And that makes this[1:34:25]   insane, narcissistic...[1:34:27]   We definitely got to do a zoom in because it's not coming[1:34:29]   in clear enough. Wait till you see[1:34:31]   this. Let's see if we could...[1:34:33]   Do you see?[1:34:35]   Do you guys see?[1:34:37]   It's[1:34:39]   really bad here. Let's stay[1:34:41]   right here. People are so good at[1:34:43]   covering it up, but I think everyone[1:34:45]   has this need and crave[1:34:47]   for attention. Oh no.[1:34:49]   And that makes this[1:34:51]   insane, narcissistic[1:34:53]   mindset where[1:34:55]   you just don't fit into society.[1:34:57]   Don't fit into society[1:34:59]   anymore, you say?[1:35:03]   This is fitting into society[1:35:05]   right here. Look at this.[1:35:09]   Look at his lips.[1:35:11]   There's nothing there.[1:35:15]   Look at his teeth.[1:35:17]   There's too much there.[1:35:19]   Let's see what else we got here on his body.[1:35:21]   Look at his eye.[1:35:23]   That's his eye.[1:35:25]   I'm more interested in[1:35:27]   the side nose[1:35:29]   red area. Oh yeah, let's check[1:35:31]   that out. His nose is[1:35:33]   really bad. Those little red dots[1:35:35]   around the lips. That's what caught my eye[1:35:37]   first.[1:35:39]   I mean, that is so[1:35:41]   crookedly gross.[1:35:43]   How do you...[1:35:47]   He is so[1:35:49]   ugly.[1:35:51]   Look at his hair.[1:35:53]   It's like burning away.[1:35:55]   Just melting off his head[1:35:57]   and he's dying that he's dying.[1:35:59]   He looks like one of those AI photos[1:36:01]   where they add like a hundred teeth.[1:36:03]   How does he have so many?[1:36:05]   He is so brutally ugly.[1:36:07]   You know, I met Kumi in real life.[1:36:09]   He was even more blurred[1:36:11]   then.[1:36:13]   Look at[1:36:15]   these dastardly lips.[1:36:17]   Whoa, look at this eye[1:36:19]   bulging out here.[1:36:23]   Society anymore, yeah. How old[1:36:25]   is Kumi? Just say Obi's name.[1:36:27]   Wait. Whoa.[1:36:31]   Oh my god, that's a good one. Look at that.[1:36:33]   So I'm going to draw a big tongue coming out of[1:36:35]   there for me. This is the guy.[1:36:37]   His eyes are very[1:36:39]   they're almost[1:36:41]   like animal eyes.[1:36:43]   There's something about them that's not[1:36:45]   quite human. No, I mean he's barely[1:36:47]   got a brow. Look at that. Oh, and his[1:36:49]   eyebrows go like this now. They're permanently[1:36:51]   like this.[1:36:53]   Just too burnt little[1:36:55]   like this. That's[1:36:57]   bad. That's gross.[1:36:59]   Don't fit into society anymore, yeah.[1:37:01]   Just say Obi's name.[1:37:03]   Greg Obi Hughes.[1:37:05]   Whoa.[1:37:07]   Wait, there was a good one.[1:37:09]   Just say Obi's name.[1:37:11]   Greg Obi Hughes.[1:37:13]   Well,[1:37:15]   there he was. Kumi[1:37:17]   in HD, huh? Pretty scary.[1:37:19]   Pretty[1:37:21]   scary stuff. That's a sharp kid though.[1:37:23]   Who's that kid, Louis? Who's[1:37:25]   that kid that you got on your network interviewing people?[1:37:27]   Maybe I'd like to do that. I'd like[1:37:29]   to do some Man on the Street, huh? Would[1:37:31]   you like to see me out and about at Skankfest?[1:37:33]   I'll be at Skankfest this year. Get your[1:37:35]   tickets now. I'll be performing[1:37:37]   with Patrick Melton,[1:37:39]   who is[1:37:41]   not too fond of me right now.[1:37:43]   Melton, Patrick Melton,[1:37:45]   our original fool, has blown[1:37:47]   up. He's back.[1:37:49]   He's doing great.[1:37:51]   He puts out two five-hour[1:37:53]   episodes a day now.[1:37:55]   Making up for lost[1:37:57]   time. Making up[1:37:59]   for all those shows he promised us from[1:38:01]   Edinburgh. I don't know how people[1:38:03]   keep up with Melton. Maybe they don't.[1:38:05]   Maybe it's just the luck of the draw. You just watch[1:38:07]   whatever's on. Every time[1:38:09]   I open up YouTube, he's live[1:38:11]   right here. Or it's a premiere right[1:38:13]   here. And then right next[1:38:15]   to it is a five-hour episode from[1:38:17]   two hours ago.[1:38:19]   It gets worse than that.[1:38:21]   Not only is he[1:38:23]   too live[1:38:25]   too often, but[1:38:27]   how many[1:38:29]   hats[1:38:31]   would you guess[1:38:33]   Melton[1:38:35]   sells on his web[1:38:37]   store? How many hats? And do not[1:38:39]   look at this. Do not[1:38:41]   look at his website.[1:38:43]   Jules, why don't you take the first guess from the chat.[1:38:45]   How many hats[1:38:47]   would you say Melton[1:38:49]   sells currently[1:38:51]   on his[1:38:53]   website?[1:38:55]   And before we even get that answer,[1:38:57]   I'm just going to drag[1:38:59]   his store to the screen. I love[1:39:01]   competitors[1:39:03]   merch.[1:39:05]   Now, see, I'm still seeing this[1:39:07]   Jules in mobile. Look at my view.[1:39:09]   How is your view so much different?[1:39:11]   Oh, there we go. I'm[1:39:13]   going to drag this[1:39:15]   onto the screen.[1:39:17]   This is from Melton's web store currently.[1:39:19]   None of these are sold out.[1:39:21]   Get ready for this.[1:39:25]   Are you ready? Watch this.[1:39:27]   One,[1:39:33]   two, three,[1:39:35]   four, five, six,[1:39:37]   seven, eight, nine,[1:39:39]   ten, eleven, twelve,[1:39:41]   thirteen, fourteen, fifteen,[1:39:43]   sixteen, seventeen, eighteen,[1:39:45]   nineteen hats.[1:39:47]   We did that.[1:39:51]   There was twenty-one for some reason.[1:39:53]   Why did you think there was twenty-one?[1:39:55]   Well, I'm counting it right now. Maybe some of the hats.[1:39:57]   He is selling[1:39:59]   nineteen[1:40:01]   hats, and he's even got a banner[1:40:03]   NLO's[1:40:05]   summer of hats.[1:40:07]   Why?[1:40:09]   Why?[1:40:11]   And I can't imagine people are buying these hats,[1:40:13]   and I could give you some proof to that. He's got a bonus[1:40:15]   content club like the Scars Club, and it's called[1:40:17]   The Overdose.[1:40:19]   Yesterday, I'm trying to get a clip[1:40:21]   for today's show, so I posted it in the[1:40:23]   Bring Back group.[1:40:25]   Anyone got an overdose[1:40:27]   login I could use,[1:40:29]   and maybe you could pull up this post.[1:40:31]   That would be great. Oh, great.[1:40:33]   I'll show you this post.[1:40:35]   This is[1:40:37]   Interviews Melton. What's that about?[1:40:39]   Oh.[1:40:41]   Wait, Interviews Melton about his?[1:40:43]   I asked the Bring Back group,[1:40:45]   our Facebook group, hey, anyone got an overdose[1:40:47]   login?[1:40:49]   Okay, now it's there.[1:40:51]   It's up all day. Wait till you see this.[1:40:53]   Mike's trying to[1:40:55]   get an overdose login. Now, this has never[1:40:57]   happened. I could literally ask the[1:40:59]   Bring Back group for any login[1:41:01]   online.[1:41:03]   Any login. Emma Chamberlain, if I[1:41:05]   said, anyone got an Emma Chamberlain bonus[1:41:07]   content login? I'd get it. Within[1:41:09]   seconds.[1:41:11]   Let me show you what happens here.[1:41:13]   And then we've got a great thing that this listener[1:41:15]   did, too, which was really[1:41:17]   epic. Look at this.[1:41:19]   Anyone have an overdose login? I could[1:41:21]   borrow for two seconds. Message me[1:41:23]   if you could help. It's really important.[1:41:25]   Cut to[1:41:27]   yesterday,[1:41:29]   3-24. Cut to like a full[1:41:31]   day later.[1:41:33]   I type. I see.[1:41:35]   I see.[1:41:37]   Look at the headphone issue again.[1:41:39]   I see.[1:41:41]   No one[1:41:43]   had a login.[1:41:45]   Okay.[1:41:47]   Fast pad. Nobody's got a[1:41:49]   subscription to nobody likes[1:41:51]   onions. I mean, I searched far and wide.[1:41:53]   I asked everybody on the whole Internet.[1:41:55]   Nobody had one for me.[1:41:57]   That never happens. I mean, really.[1:41:59]   I could say any other website[1:42:01]   and people would, somebody would have a[1:42:03]   login. Somebody would, even if they didn't have it,[1:42:05]   they'd buy a login and give it to me.[1:42:07]   Not one person. Now,[1:42:09]   something really funny happened here.[1:42:11]   So, I[1:42:13]   post this. Eight hours goes by.[1:42:15]   I need a login. Eight hours goes by.[1:42:17]   And then I just[1:42:19]   type. I see.[1:42:21]   Now, obviously, the[1:42:23]   I see was meant to be funny[1:42:25]   because look, 53 people[1:42:27]   ha ha'd it.[1:42:29]   And the I see meant[1:42:31]   wow, I see.[1:42:33]   Mountain's doing very poorly.[1:42:35]   Nobody here has a login.[1:42:37]   However,[1:42:39]   Christine Marie[1:42:41]   did not understand[1:42:43]   the I see. So I'm here to[1:42:45]   clear, clear[1:42:47]   the air for[1:42:49]   Christine. She says this.[1:42:51]   All of you in here are bitches.[1:42:53]   I could almost hear the crickets[1:42:55]   chirp. Nobody[1:42:57]   is real when the rubber meets the road[1:42:59]   shaking my head.[1:43:01]   I'm sure you could trust Mike.[1:43:03]   He's not a heathen like[1:43:05]   some of y'all. Stop being[1:43:07]   cunts, guys. I'd help out[1:43:09]   if I could, but I don't have that.[1:43:11]   What are you all afraid of him[1:43:13]   to see? Ha ha.[1:43:15]   Yikes.[1:43:17]   Yeah.[1:43:19]   So[1:43:21]   now I'm assuming she's saying[1:43:23]   that, like, I made a post asking for[1:43:25]   help and everyone's just like, fuck Mike.[1:43:27]   So she's[1:43:29]   saying that. So I replied to[1:43:31]   her and I said,[1:43:33]   thanks for standing up for me when no[1:43:35]   one else would.[1:43:37]   She says,[1:43:39]   of course, Mike, I tried Googling it to[1:43:41]   see if I could download to help out, but I don't[1:43:43]   know what I was looking for.[1:43:45]   So[1:43:47]   one person tried to help us.[1:43:49]   This is the kind of fucking shit[1:43:51]   I got to deal with.[1:43:53]   As a 50 year old man online[1:43:55]   in my own damn group. Well, thank you[1:43:57]   Christine for having the balls to stand[1:43:59]   up for me again when no one[1:44:01]   else would. But more importantly,[1:44:03]   if I can't find one person[1:44:05]   with a subscription to his content,[1:44:07]   then I'm sure I[1:44:09]   can't find one person with one of[1:44:11]   these hats. Now wouldn't[1:44:13]   you,[1:44:15]   I mean, you'd need to be selling a lot of hats[1:44:17]   to do 19 different[1:44:19]   hats. And this isn't one of[1:44:21]   those things like Vistaprint. Okay.[1:44:23]   I know what you're thinking. Oh[1:44:25]   no, Mike. It's like what all these shows[1:44:27]   do. They just go online[1:44:29]   and they do a bunch of digital mock ups,[1:44:31]   right? No, no, no.[1:44:33]   These are all embroidered[1:44:35]   caps. I've seen[1:44:37]   him wear all of these. Yeah, he's[1:44:39]   worn them. He's worn all of[1:44:41]   these. He's sitting on stock[1:44:43]   of 19 different designs.[1:44:45]   And look how bad some of these are.[1:44:47]   The pretty pink trucker cap.[1:44:49]   None of these hats are good. They're[1:44:51]   all high hats[1:44:53]   as well. I like the onionare[1:44:55]   snapback. Which one[1:44:57]   is onionare? Right at the end of that row[1:44:59]   on the right side. This one? No,[1:45:01]   right above that. Onionare. Wow. This one says[1:45:03]   hell yeah. Oh wow, that's pretty cool.[1:45:05]   They're all this high. Guys,[1:45:07]   guys, guys, Sam Tripoli don't[1:45:09]   know how to wear a hat. Melton can't[1:45:11]   wear a hat. Don't follow this fashion[1:45:13]   where the hat's this high.[1:45:15]   That looks so, so bad and[1:45:17]   cheap and you look[1:45:19]   like trouble when you wear a hat like that.[1:45:21]   I hope you know if you got one of these[1:45:23]   high snapbacks, please take it off.[1:45:25]   There's not a person in the world who[1:45:27]   looks good. Even when Jeff Widdick wears a high[1:45:29]   LA hat,[1:45:31]   he looks like trash.[1:45:33]   Okay, so please[1:45:35]   don't fall for these[1:45:37]   high hats. But yes, a lot of[1:45:39]   designs. Maybe somebody could get me one.[1:45:41]   Which one was my favorite?[1:45:43]   You got to get the Distress[1:45:45]   Dad hat. He's selling a hat[1:45:47]   that just says comedian.[1:45:49]   Why? You got to get[1:45:51]   the first one.[1:45:53]   Oh wow. Okay, he's got one.[1:45:55]   You can rock that. Yeah.[1:45:57]   Cool logo.[1:45:59]   I hate that little onion.[1:46:01]   Look what else he's doing. He's made a[1:46:03]   Chad Zumock section. Yeah, what's the lore[1:46:05]   behind him selling Chad[1:46:07]   Zumock, Smirt? Melton[1:46:09]   just started covering[1:46:11]   Chad Zumock and saw[1:46:13]   that it got this community. You know, there's a whole[1:46:15]   community. You'll hear more about that later today[1:46:17]   on the Legion of Skanks here.[1:46:19]   There's this whole community around hating[1:46:21]   Chad Zumock, this whole[1:46:23]   Kevin Brennan community. Melton jumped[1:46:25]   in and there's[1:46:27]   like 2.4 thousand[1:46:29]   viewers in this whole community[1:46:31]   and they just will sit around.[1:46:33]   They watch Steeltoe,[1:46:35]   MLC, the Reverend[1:46:37]   Bob Levy and they[1:46:39]   watch Melton now all[1:46:41]   day, 24 hours a day and[1:46:43]   they just, it's almost like the[1:46:45]   Fighter and the Kid subreddit[1:46:47]   with Brendan Shaw but they do it with[1:46:49]   Chad Zumock.[1:46:51]   And Melton[1:46:53]   has gone ahead and he's selling Chad[1:46:55]   Zumock merch.[1:46:57]   He's got a whole line of mud[1:46:59]   shark merch with a shark[1:47:01]   t-shirt. I mean look at this.[1:47:03]   Look at this shirt he's selling.[1:47:05]   It's just some clip art of[1:47:07]   a shark with some grunge paint.[1:47:09]   I was just going to say if you scroll up a little bit, he[1:47:11]   isn't that Gottem like[1:47:13]   a generic Twitch emote?[1:47:15]   Yes, look what he's selling. Gottem[1:47:17]   cups? I mean some of this stuff[1:47:19]   is really bad. Look at this.[1:47:21]   Can you imagine? I mean really[1:47:23]   this is some really low effort stuff.[1:47:25]   Look at this one. Are you okay?[1:47:27]   This is like[1:47:29]   Philip DeFranco level merch.[1:47:31]   What does he think is going to happen?[1:47:33]   Obviously he's not selling any of this stuff.[1:47:35]   But he keeps adding new designs.[1:47:37]   Does he think one day he's going to[1:47:39]   add a design and it's just going to be a hit?[1:47:41]   Does he think maybe people[1:47:43]   all over the internet might see[1:47:45]   this with his SEO?[1:47:47]   Look at this one.[1:47:49]   Hype train all aboard.[1:47:51]   Sit down zoom mark.[1:47:53]   Look at this.[1:47:55]   And then[1:47:57]   of course a hat that just says[1:47:59]   mud with a shark[1:48:01]   in it. I mean these are heavily[1:48:03]   embroidered. That's $40 for this.[1:48:05]   Mud shark already has another meaning.[1:48:07]   Yeah. Why would[1:48:09]   anyone imagine buying this? This is like[1:48:11]   a children's shirt. All it is[1:48:13]   is a clip art of a shark with some[1:48:15]   I guess this is mud.[1:48:17]   The splatter paint. And what do you[1:48:19]   think? You're going to wear this and someone in the streets[1:48:21]   is going to go, fuck dude you know about Chad[1:48:23]   Zumock the mud shark. Even if you[1:48:25]   knew Chad Zumock were a[1:48:27]   fan of Melton and watched NLO[1:48:29]   and even subscribed to the overdose even[1:48:31]   then there's only like a 10%[1:48:33]   chance that you'd come across the[1:48:35]   mud shark shirt. Yes. It's just[1:48:37]   not worth it's not worth the meme.[1:48:39]   And that[1:48:41]   is a lot of hats. I mean[1:48:43]   even the hundreds[1:48:45]   website doesn't have this many hats for this[1:48:47]   issue.[1:48:49]   I love it.[1:48:51]   The only one who's got more hats than this is Lids.[1:48:53]   And that question is still if you have an[1:48:55]   overdose login please. Please we need[1:48:57]   the fucking login. There's this episode.[1:48:59]   I can't buy it. I can't give him my address.[1:49:01]   Yes that's what stopped us from signing up.[1:49:03]   So we[1:49:05]   need that login. I'll pay[1:49:07]   for it. It's not like I want to steal from him.[1:49:09]   I'll pay for it. I'll pay you[1:49:11]   300 bucks.[1:49:13]   For the[1:49:15]   login. Okay.[1:49:17]   But Christine are you listening today[1:49:19]   Christine or does she not have scars?[1:49:21]   Probably. That[1:49:23]   Christine. I don't know what's going on but[1:49:25]   be nice to these. You don't have to be mean[1:49:27]   to these people like Sarah Grenfeld.[1:49:29]   The girl who says she wants to brush[1:49:31]   my hair. We got like fans like that[1:49:33]   now. I want to[1:49:35]   brush Mike's hair. And then they're all like[1:49:37]   you're like psycho.[1:49:39]   Just you know I[1:49:41]   like when she messaged me. Let's just say there's many ways to make[1:49:43]   fun of people that they might not even get. I'll tell you[1:49:45]   what. These psychos when they message me[1:49:47]   I play along with it. I say[1:49:49]   oh that's hilarious. Thank you Sarah.[1:49:51]   Oh yes someone sent Mike this big long email[1:49:53]   that was like 10 pages[1:49:55]   long that was like. Really? Should I[1:49:57]   say that? Well what's it for? What's it about?[1:49:59]   I don't know. I said by the[1:50:01]   way here's the deal. I didn't know what this is[1:50:03]   about but she said this is too long. Well wait wait wait[1:50:05]   wait. Here's the deal.[1:50:07]   If your email is bigger[1:50:09]   than this much. I'm holding[1:50:11]   my fingers apart[1:50:13]   about an inch, inch and a half.[1:50:15]   If your email is any longer than this[1:50:17]   it gets forwarded to Jules[1:50:19]   I don't read a bit of it.[1:50:21]   I cannot read this much.[1:50:23]   You're going to have a way better chance[1:50:25]   if you just send me two sentences first[1:50:27]   and then rope me[1:50:29]   in and start but also[1:50:31]   that's not allowed either. The roping in.[1:50:33]   Here's another thing.[1:50:35]   If you message me saying something and then[1:50:37]   I message back. That doesn't mean this is[1:50:39]   an open thing for our whole life[1:50:41]   where we have to. I can't.[1:50:43]   I can't do that with everybody.[1:50:45]   And I also can't read the mile[1:50:47]   long stuff. Give[1:50:49]   me like a teaser for it first[1:50:51]   otherwise it's being forwarded to Jules[1:50:53]   and[1:50:55]   then of course she forces me to[1:50:57]   eventually hear about it like now.[1:50:59]   So what was this email about? You got[1:51:01]   forwarded an email for me. It was too long.[1:51:03]   I can't. I'm telling you I can't.[1:51:05]   It makes me so scared to see it.[1:51:07]   A superling email about how[1:51:09]   HeLa was is not[1:51:11]   infertile and that we're[1:51:13]   spreading misinformation[1:51:15]   by saying that she was infertile.[1:51:17]   So yeah[1:51:19]   I guess HeLa Cline's[1:51:21]   email. HeLa Cline was doing this[1:51:23]   IVF. This human mutilation[1:51:25]   and fertilization. And[1:51:27]   everybody's like bitch you got you know you're[1:51:29]   sterile ha ha ha.[1:51:31]   And then she started[1:51:33]   commenting[1:51:35]   guys if we're going to make fun of her at least[1:51:37]   you know get it right and make sure that we're[1:51:39]   factually and it's like. And she got[1:51:41]   attacked for that. And she got attacked.[1:51:43]   But I can't be[1:51:45]   dealing with. Here's another thing that can't happen.[1:51:47]   You guys posted an email[1:51:49]   so. There's another thing that can't happen.[1:51:51]   Reporting[1:51:53]   people to me.[1:51:55]   Although I do[1:51:57]   have a lot of principle like tendencies.[1:51:59]   I am not the[1:52:01]   principle. I'm not the vice.[1:52:03]   I'm not the[1:52:05]   cafeteria woman. I'll get[1:52:07]   people messaging me. Mike these guys[1:52:09]   in the bring back group are harassing[1:52:11]   me.[1:52:13]   I can't be involved. Just the BBG is not[1:52:15]   moderated. But at the same time[1:52:17]   hold on. At the same time[1:52:19]   there are people in there and the[1:52:21]   bring back group members will start[1:52:23]   messaging other people. Don't[1:52:25]   message anyone.[1:52:27]   You shouldn't be messaging[1:52:29]   other members about anything.[1:52:31]   That's creepy. And these are adults.[1:52:33]   Go in the group[1:52:35]   read two things[1:52:37]   get the hell out of there. No you should be making[1:52:39]   friends. Please do not[1:52:41]   make friends with these people.[1:52:43]   That is nuts to make friends.[1:52:45]   You make a nice post and you[1:52:47]   think it's just a bunch of fans and everyone's like[1:52:49]   shut up faggot we don't do these posts here blah blah blah[1:52:51]   it's like just it's fine. Yeah[1:52:53]   you don't also need to say that.[1:52:55]   No I'm saying the group isn't[1:52:57]   moderated. The only way to keep[1:52:59]   it semi readable[1:53:01]   is for you to get mocked if you do a gay[1:53:03]   post. Yeah that's funny.[1:53:05]   You should be happy when somebody posts something[1:53:07]   gay. Right?[1:53:09]   Yeah but I'm not even I'm just saying don't get offended.[1:53:11]   That's just the way the group[1:53:13]   is moderated by shame[1:53:15]   and that's the way it has to be because if everybody was[1:53:17]   nice all the time then it would be horrible.[1:53:19]   I don't want anybody being nice[1:53:21]   to nobody.[1:53:23]   But also here's what you[1:53:25]   don't do. Let me tell you something what you don't do.[1:53:27]   You never[1:53:29]   message a girl[1:53:31]   online ever.[1:53:33]   Can I tell you? Messaging a girl.[1:53:35]   All of them. Listen.[1:53:37]   If some girl is acting like a retard[1:53:39]   in the bring back group don't start messaging[1:53:41]   her and bothering[1:53:43]   her. Don't message any[1:53:45]   girl ever[1:53:47]   online. Don't[1:53:49]   get involved with a girl.[1:53:51]   Don't do anything to a girl.[1:53:53]   Especially when you're 45 years old.[1:53:55]   That's just nuts.[1:53:59]   Stay away from all girls[1:54:01]   online. I don't know what[1:54:03]   it's going to take for you to learn.[1:54:05]   Girls are insane online.[1:54:07]   Don't talk to them. I'm just saying[1:54:09]   don't I'm saying to the new guys don't[1:54:11]   feel bad if you get made fun of just go with it.[1:54:13]   It's going to be fine and they're going to[1:54:15]   love you in two weeks. But I got a message from[1:54:17]   a girl she goes Mike you got a lot of insults in[1:54:19]   there.[1:54:21]   I don't care. Why would I[1:54:23]   care how many insults are in there? I want[1:54:25]   them to be insults. What do I want them out on a boat[1:54:27]   having a great life? No I want the[1:54:29]   insalatory ones with a lot of extra money[1:54:31]   they got no girlfriend to spend on. They spend[1:54:33]   on me. Now I don't[1:54:35]   sell anything so it's not like their money[1:54:37]   counts. I think the PPG could be[1:54:39]   a lot worse. It could be a lot worse[1:54:41]   but please. And also in the[1:54:43]   chat you don't fight with people in[1:54:45]   the chat. Don't fight with people in the bring back[1:54:47]   group. That is really low end[1:54:49]   stuff. This community.[1:54:51]   It's not a community. It's not a[1:54:53]   community. Never listen to her.[1:54:55]   This neighborhood[1:54:57]   has a lot of nice guys and barely any[1:54:59]   problems so.[1:55:01]   Compared to every other chat.[1:55:03]   I want there to be problems yes but please[1:55:05]   just please[1:55:07]   behave yourself pretend[1:55:09]   that I'm sitting there[1:55:11]   viewing it on the TV or interaction[1:55:13]   which I am. And[1:55:15]   just remember how embarrassing it would[1:55:17]   be if you were caught acting[1:55:19]   like this in front of me.[1:55:21]   How shameful that would be.[1:55:23]   And please do not message[1:55:25]   me reporting people. Someone says I met[1:55:27]   my wife through the PPG. Oh that's really[1:55:29]   great. I'm sure she's a really nice[1:55:31]   wife. No[1:55:33]   I'm sure she is great.[1:55:35]   I met Todd[1:55:37]   Detter through the PPG.[1:55:39]   Same.[1:55:41]   And it's been[1:55:43]   great. I speak to Todd Detter every day.[1:55:46]   Every day about this show. Okay let's move[1:55:48]   on from that. I don't want to talk about the community[1:55:50]   ever. Okay. We're all 40[1:55:52]   now. We can't be in a community.[1:55:54]   We were talking about emails.[1:55:56]   We were. Okay.[1:55:58]   So are you saying something about that? I don't know.[1:56:00]   What do you mean? I said[1:56:02]   yeah I got an email.[1:56:04]   I sent it to you. There's a long email[1:56:06]   and then you said you were going to talk about it.[1:56:08]   Did you talk about it? And you did.[1:56:10]   Oh yeah. Remember? There you go.[1:56:12]   Wrap it up. Anything else to say?[1:56:14]   Throw it out. Good. Okay.[1:56:16]   What is BBG member interviews[1:56:18]   melting? Oh that was just a little thing[1:56:20]   like you were talking about before. You already kind of said[1:56:22]   that. Let's move on[1:56:24]   from all the small absolute[1:56:26]   faggotry. Since we were already talking about Legion of Skanks do you want to do a[1:56:28]   Red Bar in the Wilds? Red Bar[1:56:30]   in the Wild. Throw on that music.[1:56:32]   That's my favorite[1:56:34]   stuff. That Red Bar in the Wild.[1:56:36]   And last week I asked you guys to[1:56:38]   help this Red Bar in the[1:56:40]   Wild grow and boy did[1:56:42]   it. We've got some great Red Bar[1:56:44]   in the Wilds today.[1:56:46]   Dump it up.[1:56:48]   That was beautifully done Jules. Sorry.[1:56:50]   Beautifully done.[1:56:52]   Okay. Let me have a drink here.[1:56:56]   To the community.[1:57:06]   I'm spilling. I'm spilling.[1:57:08]   There's a crack in my cup.[1:57:10]   I've been[1:57:12]   spilling and dropping shit like crazy[1:57:14]   this week. What did I spill and drop? I dropped[1:57:16]   shot ketchup all[1:57:18]   over myself. All over the couch.[1:57:20]   I drop everything all over me. All my[1:57:22]   food is spilled all over me. I got two shirts[1:57:24]   left.[1:57:26]   Every shirt is stained. I can't keep anything[1:57:28]   in my hand anymore.[1:57:30]   Forget it.[1:57:32]   Want to smoke some Chivo with me guys? Take our[1:57:34]   first Pufferoo of the night.[1:57:36]   You know Red Bar in the Wild[1:57:38]   is this new segment we're doing where we're showing[1:57:40]   you like Red Bar being mentioned[1:57:42]   you know on[1:57:44]   the street or maybe somebody sees[1:57:46]   somebody wearing a Red Bar t-shirt[1:57:48]   or my favorite. One of[1:57:50]   the fools. One of the comedians.[1:57:52]   Somebody else in the world[1:57:54]   talking about[1:57:56]   Red Bar. This Red Bar.[1:57:58]   Now I come from a world where[1:58:00]   I can't believe[1:58:02]   these people know what[1:58:04]   Red Bar is. Just like you.[1:58:06]   Like imagine if you were out at the grocery[1:58:08]   store and saw somebody wearing a Red Bar shirt.[1:58:10]   Blow your mind for a month.[1:58:12]   And it blows my mind.[1:58:14]   You know.[1:58:16]   Till this day I've been doing[1:58:18]   this show for 20 years and still[1:58:20]   when somebody else knows[1:58:22]   about Red Bar[1:58:24]   I can't believe it.[1:58:26]   So we've been doing this segment Red[1:58:28]   Bar in the Wild. Last week we had a ton[1:58:30]   of them right? We had Brian Redban. We had[1:58:32]   Luis J. Gomez. We had[1:58:34]   who else did we have last week? It was a big one.[1:58:36]   Annie Liederman. Annie Liederman.[1:58:38]   Two weeks ago. Who did we have last week?[1:58:40]   Kumiya.[1:58:42]   Ah this week rules[1:58:44]   to wait till you see. We'll[1:58:46]   use the new guy. Our new enemy[1:58:48]   is the headliner. Okay Jules? So don't blow[1:58:50]   him. Great. Don't blow[1:58:52]   anyone. Next up[1:58:54]   Red Bar in the Wild. Okay we'll start small.[1:58:58]   This was awesome. And yes we asked[1:59:00]   you guys. Hold on let's do a pufferoo first[1:59:02]   and then I'll tell you what we asked you guys.[1:59:11]   We asked you guys you know what did I say[1:59:13]   we'll give you money if you could get Red[1:59:15]   Bar in the Wild like get Red Bar[1:59:17]   on other podcasts. Get people to[1:59:19]   talk about Red Bar. What did I say?[1:59:21]   What did I promise them last week when I was[1:59:23]   drinking Jules? $100[1:59:25]   did I say I'd give you? Yeah.[1:59:27]   Sounds right. So write down these people[1:59:29]   we owe a lot of people a lot of money this week[1:59:31]   because you got us in the wild.[1:59:34]   This is a great way you know we don't do[1:59:36]   any marketing for this show we don't[1:59:38]   do any promotion we don't have any[1:59:40]   guests so we don't have other people's[1:59:42]   audience coming to check it out[1:59:44]   and we don't go on any other shows.[1:59:46]   Everybody else they're constantly[1:59:48]   every day going on a thousand[1:59:50]   shows doing a million tweets so we have[1:59:52]   a very little chance[1:59:54]   of anybody finding out this show[1:59:56]   finding out about this show unless it's from[1:59:58]   your word of mouth.[2:00:00]   So we thought this was a great idea to get[2:00:02]   people interested in the show and it will really[2:00:04]   bring people that matter[2:00:06]   people that will like it[2:00:08]   just mess with everybody get other people[2:00:10]   to talk about us[2:00:12]   and then the people from their audience[2:00:14]   who are intrigued will come over and[2:00:16]   and find us. And that's exactly[2:00:18]   what happened today.[2:00:21]   Let's take a couple thoughts through.[2:00:31]   I still got that handmade[2:00:33]   lighter from that guy[2:00:35]   who made the handmade leather[2:00:37]   lighter thank you so much.[2:00:44]   It worked.[2:00:46]   There we go now we're high.[2:00:48]   This first Red Bar in the[2:00:50]   Wild comes from some random podcast[2:00:52]   I've never even heard of this podcast before.[2:00:54]   You could kill the music for now because we got[2:00:56]   some audio here on this[2:00:58]   Red Bar in the Wild[2:01:00]   some random podcast sent in by a guy[2:01:02]   named Justin Powers[2:01:04]   he sent me this[2:01:06]   on Google Drive or something[2:01:08]   let's see if I've got it[2:01:10]   right here for you do I got it the easy way[2:01:12]   yeah this is great so it's some random[2:01:14]   podcast and they're streaming everybody's[2:01:16]   streaming you're going to love this I don't know[2:01:18]   who these guys are[2:01:20]   I still[2:01:22]   don't even I didn't even bother looking into the[2:01:24]   name of this show[2:01:26]   that's not mine okay[2:01:28]   yeah I didn't bother looking into it[2:01:30]   I don't care you got a million[2:01:32]   podcasts out there a million people[2:01:34]   streaming there's[2:01:36]   a black guy in the background on[2:01:38]   his phone big fat lady[2:01:40]   in the background on her phone you've[2:01:42]   got a shady looking[2:01:44]   nerd some shady[2:01:46]   nerd like David Cross[2:01:48]   or something yeah let's see we've got[2:01:50]   this nerd here and everybody's[2:01:52]   streaming and I guarantee they take[2:01:54]   super chats they take your money[2:01:56]   I mean everybody is a little dirty[2:01:58]   little slut whore[2:02:00]   in their little what do they call the slut[2:02:02]   whore chat rooms[2:02:04]   you know where everybody's jacking off[2:02:06]   that's what this whole internet's become[2:02:08]   where every show now[2:02:10]   is just[2:02:12]   streamers saying nothing[2:02:14]   praising their audience[2:02:16]   telling their audience how much they love them[2:02:18]   and then collecting cash[2:02:20]   it's like how they make a living now[2:02:22]   from steel toe to MLC[2:02:24]   all the podcasts so all they do[2:02:26]   is they sit around[2:02:28]   hoping for dopes[2:02:30]   to send them money[2:02:32]   I can't believe it's[2:02:34]   allowed[2:02:36]   I can't believe people are doing this I can't believe[2:02:38]   YouTube invented the features to[2:02:40]   help facilitate this[2:02:42]   again[2:02:44]   my stance on this donations thing[2:02:46]   my stance on the super chat[2:02:48]   bullshit[2:02:50]   up and comers[2:02:52]   up and comers[2:02:54]   you've quit your day job to do this[2:02:56]   you're being[2:02:58]   supported by the fan base[2:03:00]   until you get on your feet[2:03:02]   up and comers and children[2:03:04]   okay[2:03:06]   people that are incapable[2:03:08]   of making any money[2:03:10]   have a passion for this[2:03:12]   they want to get on their feet[2:03:14]   but once they get on their feet[2:03:16]   it's time to get a job[2:03:18]   you can't be taking[2:03:20]   money from your listeners I tell you all the time[2:03:22]   Ethan Klein and Hila take[2:03:24]   donations[2:03:26]   thousands and thousands and thousands[2:03:28]   of dollars in donations[2:03:30]   every day from their fans[2:03:32]   it's one of the reasons they stream six days a week[2:03:34]   because now they get six[2:03:36]   days a week of donations you see it[2:03:38]   all the time with the super chats[2:03:40]   they're charging[2:03:42]   to read your[2:03:44]   chat comment and you're paying[2:03:46]   how dare you pay[2:03:48]   Kevin Brennan[2:03:50]   55 year old man[2:03:52]   he's surviving[2:03:54]   off donations[2:03:56]   they don't want a podcast[2:03:58]   it's just the easiest[2:04:00]   thing that they could do to get free money[2:04:02]   from idiots[2:04:04]   I mean I really can't[2:04:06]   I'm talking I'm you know[2:04:08]   making myself angry here I can't[2:04:10]   think of anything more pathetic[2:04:12]   okay[2:04:14]   this should be a Russian[2:04:16]   webcam fucking[2:04:18]   porn thing only[2:04:20]   so here they are[2:04:22]   here's greedy little sneeko and I don't know[2:04:24]   these people from boo I know she wants[2:04:26]   the money I know that when she wears[2:04:28]   this not that I am[2:04:30]   hubba hubba ing this I know[2:04:32]   when she wears this she gets more money I know[2:04:34]   when AB pimps out that Lena[2:04:36]   folklore cardigan folklore[2:04:38]   cardigan cute[2:04:40]   I know he's got his eye on the money I know[2:04:42]   he's making her wear[2:04:44]   this I know that he probably got into this[2:04:46]   first but then wants to put this on[2:04:48]   the screen to get a couple more bucks she's[2:04:50]   doing her goddamn makeup[2:04:52]   for the money[2:04:54]   tonight you know I see this even[2:04:56]   AB from H3[2:04:58]   the guy the staff member they[2:05:00]   twitch stream and he makes his[2:05:02]   his wife wear a cleavage[2:05:04]   dress because the[2:05:06]   nerds are that weak that[2:05:08]   if she was wearing a t-shirt[2:05:10]   they're gonna make 400 less[2:05:12]   dollars than if she's wearing this fucking hot[2:05:14]   topic dress that's how[2:05:16]   stupid and that's how much they're taking[2:05:18]   advantage of you they're not even giving you[2:05:20]   anything good okay yeah if she's gonna sit there naked[2:05:22]   sure what a show[2:05:24]   but she's gonna go like this[2:05:26]   and now you're paying and they know[2:05:28]   that and they're making their fucking wives and[2:05:30]   girlfriends sit there in[2:05:32]   these outfits[2:05:34]   and then pretending it's not about that[2:05:36]   idubbbz and anisa in[2:05:38]   their ludes[2:05:40]   this OnlyFans[2:05:42]   shit this you know[2:05:44]   garbage where everybody's[2:05:46]   streaming now for no reason[2:05:48]   the man is supposed to be the main guy[2:05:50]   and the girl's supposed to be the sidekick[2:05:52]   nothing yeah[2:05:54]   there's nothing more despicable[2:05:56]   than what this is[2:05:58]   and it needs it to be called something else[2:06:00]   I don't want it to be called podcasting even[2:06:02]   I don't want it to be called[2:06:04]   streaming this should be[2:06:06]   like a different this is no different than sitting[2:06:08]   on the side of the street with a sign[2:06:10]   saying help help please[2:06:12]   help hungry that's what[2:06:14]   you're doing but you're just doing it on the shittiest of[2:06:16]   webcams and you don't even put any[2:06:18]   effort into it you don't put on a show you don't[2:06:20]   come up with anything funny to say you don't[2:06:22]   do a dance you don't do a move[2:06:24]   you don't even give the people a[2:06:26]   nice image you just whatever[2:06:28]   webcam works whatever[2:06:30]   works enough where the money[2:06:32]   will still come in[2:06:34]   and these men are pathetic[2:06:36]   I mean look at this guy if you got[2:06:38]   gray in your beard you can't[2:06:40]   take other people's donations[2:06:42]   sorry you should have[2:06:44]   figured this out by now I didn't take[2:06:46]   donations when I had a gray beard[2:06:50]   I only took donations[2:06:52]   when my beard was flack because[2:06:54]   I was four now I'm rich enough[2:06:56]   to dye my beard gray[2:07:00]   now I have the money to[2:07:02]   dye my hair gray and get it[2:07:04]   highlighted gray now I have the money[2:07:06]   to put all this shit all over my body to[2:07:08]   look old[2:07:12]   so I don't ask for donations[2:07:14]   and I remember when that day happened[2:07:16]   I actually I didn't need to cut this off people[2:07:18]   love donating to red bar when I was a kid[2:07:20]   does every streamer like this[2:07:22]   stream it of like the same[2:07:24]   warehouse because why do they all have the[2:07:26]   exact same design because they're[2:07:28]   all just copying each other they all copy[2:07:30]   each other they copy each other's little[2:07:32]   twitch bullshit plugins all[2:07:34]   they do this is what these fucking[2:07:36]   idiots do they sit around all day like[2:07:38]   nerds on their computers[2:07:40]   scrolling to see which[2:07:42]   free twitch plugins[2:07:44]   came out today where they could scoop[2:07:46]   more money out of their fans you ever seen these shows[2:07:48]   they're cut up into 17 squares[2:07:50]   they've[2:07:52]   got ticker tape and all this[2:07:54]   crap the only thing they don't have[2:07:56]   is something to say[2:08:00]   but a million ways on the screen[2:08:02]   to make money goals you'll see[2:08:04]   steel toe morning show $50[2:08:06]   away from our $300 goal[2:08:08]   today you have a goal for[2:08:10]   $300[2:08:12]   imagine that[2:08:14]   I've never[2:08:16]   considered having $300[2:08:18]   a goal[2:08:20]   ever in my life[2:08:22]   even as a kid I would go[2:08:24]   but it's just $300 what kind of[2:08:26]   goal is that and what kind[2:08:28]   of goal is that to set for yourself[2:08:30]   that thing should say a million[2:08:32]   that thing[2:08:34]   should say a million we're trying to raise a million[2:08:36]   dollars not $300 so I[2:08:38]   could get food tonight[2:08:40]   you pathetic fucking[2:08:42]   creeps mersh[2:08:44]   so that your number that you do say isn't so[2:08:46]   embarrassing this is what happens these losers[2:08:48]   wake up they go fuck I don't have enough money for[2:08:50]   dinner tonight I guess I'll[2:08:52]   stream and[2:08:54]   if you felt the way[2:08:56]   that feels to them if you[2:08:58]   knew the motivation behind[2:09:00]   going live[2:09:02]   80% of these shows[2:09:04]   it's because they need[2:09:06]   when Aaron[2:09:08]   wakes up he goes okay I've got my phone[2:09:10]   bill this month[2:09:12]   I better get on there and[2:09:14]   get my phone bill paid[2:09:16]   it's the only[2:09:18]   reason they're there[2:09:20]   so okay this guy and I[2:09:22]   don't even know if they're doing this I can only[2:09:24]   imagine because this is the face[2:09:26]   of[2:09:28]   online money[2:09:30]   guy begging[2:09:32]   and asking you for $25 this[2:09:34]   is the J Boogie[2:09:36]   this is the mersh you know[2:09:38]   the J Boogie the fat guy with the gun every other[2:09:40]   week he's got a fundraiser[2:09:42]   and this time and this time and next[2:09:44]   time I swear[2:09:46]   this is the face of[2:09:48]   the guy who's going to pretend to be[2:09:50]   your friend so we could get some money[2:09:52]   how dare you[2:09:54]   and wait till you see how scared he is[2:09:56]   when he hears[2:09:58]   that red bar's watching[2:10:00]   and I wasn't I'd never[2:10:02]   heard of this a listener of ours[2:10:04]   everything just said was based on this one[2:10:06]   frame yes I don't know[2:10:08]   this I don't know their name I don't know the name of the show[2:10:10]   watch this[2:10:12]   it comes with like a flight down[2:10:14]   to Tampa hang out and it'll cost[2:10:16]   you nothing anybody who's[2:10:18]   there's probably spent a couple bucks[2:10:20]   I just want to say anybody who's ever come[2:10:22]   down here[2:10:24]   and hung out with us[2:10:26]   they have not[2:10:28]   what happened?[2:10:30]   he asked if we can read[2:10:32]   and he said he's trying to help[2:10:34]   so I don't know[2:10:36]   trying to help what? I don't know I tried to[2:10:38]   scroll up and see what he said[2:10:44]   you know aren't the girls on[2:10:46]   chatterbait going wait you could get paid[2:10:48]   and you don't have to be naked[2:10:50]   having an orgy in Russia[2:10:52]   I'm naked in[2:10:54]   Russia having an orgy with eight guys[2:10:56]   you're saying you could make more money[2:10:58]   and you don't have to do the Russian orgy[2:11:00]   part?[2:11:02]   you know chatterbait should be mad I'm standing up[2:11:04]   for those sickos on chatterbait[2:11:06]   you ever try to tune into that?[2:11:08]   the webcam quality on chatterbait I think those[2:11:10]   are feeds from a different dimension[2:11:12]   that's a different[2:11:14]   timeline[2:11:16]   if you're watching chatterbait and it's a[2:11:18]   four by three stream[2:11:20]   of a hazy VHS tape[2:11:22]   of a woman[2:11:24]   bleep[2:11:26]   bleep they've got this bleep[2:11:28]   that means the money came in[2:11:30]   that means somebody is donating[2:11:32]   I thought it was more of a chime[2:11:34]   yeah it's a chime or a bleep I haven't been on that[2:11:36]   chatterbait in a long time I'll tell you why you go on there[2:11:38]   it's the chime[2:11:40]   chatterbait could be great imagine if chatterbait was in[2:11:42]   HD everybody was hot and it was like[2:11:44]   cool influencer parties[2:11:46]   having an orgy[2:11:48]   no chatterbait half the time[2:11:50]   half the time you'll be like oh this is a pretty good[2:11:52]   and then there's the brown[2:11:54]   long ball dick[2:11:56]   from the tranny[2:11:58]   yikes I won't go to chatterbait I haven't been[2:12:00]   there since[2:12:02]   in a long time[2:12:04]   does that site even still exist?[2:12:06]   I don't go to sites that are[2:12:08]   introduced to me as pop ups[2:12:10]   from another[2:12:12]   fake site you ever go to a porn site[2:12:14]   and then you get 600 pop ups[2:12:16]   but it's worth it still[2:12:18]   you're like this time I'm going to hit play[2:12:20]   if I hit it slow enough[2:12:22]   the pop up[2:12:24]   there's another one and it's another crazy[2:12:26]   site that says all this terrible information[2:12:28]   and threats by the way[2:12:30]   it's like a porn site but it's like be aware you are[2:12:32]   now being surveyed[2:12:34]   we are taking all your money[2:12:36]   but it's also just a porn[2:12:38]   site pop up and then you're going why would[2:12:40]   this first point[2:12:42]   the original porn site why would they do this[2:12:44]   to us?[2:12:46]   they're like well it gets them like[2:12:48]   .11%[2:12:50]   fraction of a penny every time[2:12:52]   that opens up so that's how they make their money[2:12:54]   because they make your money by[2:12:56]   threatening, scaring the hell out of me[2:12:58]   saying my phone is now open to the world[2:13:00]   you know[2:13:02]   really crazy[2:13:04]   that porn can't get a refresh[2:13:06]   and be like a nice[2:13:08]   this is the biggest industry in the world[2:13:10]   it should have the nicest sites[2:13:12]   this should be a clean experience I shouldn't see a big[2:13:14]   black asshole with a bunch of grit[2:13:16]   Big Mike is the one to save the day[2:13:18]   he can bring porn back and make it classy[2:13:20]   I can see the vision now[2:13:22]   well no he won't Jules[2:13:24]   that's a fantasy you're making up[2:13:26]   he's not going to be the one to do that[2:13:28]   he doesn't even think that[2:13:30]   they think it's good enough[2:13:32]   have you seen the videos?[2:13:34]   we got to get back to them because this guy's getting off the hook[2:13:36]   this is trouble[2:13:38]   and when I see things like this[2:13:40]   this is a setup of an orgy that you've seen[2:13:42]   foursome[2:13:44]   webcam foursome[2:13:46]   type it in there's barely any up anymore[2:13:48]   it's amazing to me[2:13:50]   how are there not more webcam foursomes[2:13:52]   there's like[2:13:54]   six good ones[2:13:56]   and they're not even good[2:13:58]   they're disgusting[2:14:00]   so um[2:14:02]   really bums me out[2:14:04]   but these people look like they're on some sort of[2:14:06]   chatterbait[2:14:08]   you know thing where people are just going to jack[2:14:10]   off to whoever but they're not they're only[2:14:12]   offering their words[2:14:14]   well let's see[2:14:16]   four dream people to[2:14:18]   star in a webcam foursome[2:14:20]   maybe I can make it happen for your birthday[2:14:22]   um Patrick Melton[2:14:24]   Josh Denny, Kumiya[2:14:26]   Hela Klein and she's being raped[2:14:28]   by the three of them yes that's my fantasy[2:14:30]   you asked what's the best show[2:14:32]   that's it[2:14:34]   I guess it's act so[2:14:36]   also part of my fantasy is that[2:14:38]   that's on the front page of every news[2:14:40]   organization the full nude video[2:14:42]   of those guys and then it goes[2:14:44]   this is all the bad stuff about them[2:14:46]   too and then they're all[2:14:48]   thrown off this earth[2:14:50]   I'll try my best[2:14:52]   okay[2:14:54]   thank you alright watch[2:14:56]   this shit this listener Justin Powers[2:14:58]   did an amazing job you're going to love this video[2:15:02]   red bars[2:15:04]   watching[2:15:06]   the fear[2:15:08]   did you hear that I'll turn that up a little bit for[2:15:10]   you[2:15:12]   this guy is reading is there anything[2:15:14]   worse than the eyes of a man[2:15:16]   reading his chat[2:15:18]   this is me reading the chat what's up[2:15:20]   bros this is them reading the chat[2:15:22]   who[2:15:24]   are they going to find[2:15:26]   out[2:15:28]   look at the eyes of a man[2:15:30]   reading his chat there's nothing more[2:15:32]   pathetic if you ever catch this look on a show[2:15:34]   tune out he's gay[2:15:36]   your host is gay[2:15:38]   so he's reading the chat and then this[2:15:40]   happens yeah is everything[2:15:42]   okay are you[2:15:44]   okay[2:15:46]   wait why isn't it rewinding to my liking[2:15:48]   oh we're not on YouTube so[2:15:50]   I'm going to have to rewind a little further okay[2:15:52]   watch this eyes of the man reading the chat[2:15:54]   fear in his eyes trying to help what I don't know I[2:15:56]   tried to scroll up and see what he said[2:16:00]   red[2:16:06]   bars watching[2:16:08]   that shouldn't be enough[2:16:10]   to worry you[2:16:12]   no I mean what would that even mean[2:16:14]   to you at the very least[2:16:16]   it's not[2:16:18]   a threat I mean if somebody said to me[2:16:20]   uh[2:16:22]   cool yellow is watching I go oh[2:16:24]   is that like somebody is that like[2:16:26]   a influencer or something[2:16:28]   it was cool yellow I wouldn't go[2:16:30]   what do they want I wouldn't assume[2:16:32]   it's he's watching to get you[2:16:34]   it's a stream after[2:16:36]   all I would hope that people[2:16:38]   are watching so immediately[2:16:40]   just hearing red bars watching[2:16:42]   there's some guy who doesn't even know what red bar is[2:16:44]   he already knows there's trouble[2:16:46]   abound why[2:16:48]   why[2:16:52]   red bars watching[2:16:54]   are you worried it's very bad[2:16:56]   yeah is everything okay[2:16:58]   are you okay[2:17:00]   why wouldn't it be this is so confusing[2:17:02]   okay watch these guys why wouldn't it be okay[2:17:04]   they start getting really[2:17:06]   all they've heard so far is red bars[2:17:08]   watching[2:17:10]   okay watch how this[2:17:12]   breaks down it's actually I watched this this morning[2:17:14]   it was very funny[2:17:16]   sorry I'm skipping ahead[2:17:18]   I'm real junkie at work in the[2:17:20]   computer now[2:17:22]   red bars watching[2:17:24]   very bad[2:17:26]   yeah is everything okay[2:17:28]   are you okay who's watching you[2:17:30]   no no no[2:17:32]   because oh my god there's[2:17:34]   420 people watching us right now[2:17:36]   that's sick[2:17:38]   sometimes that happens I'm just like I need your attention right now[2:17:40]   I'm like okay are you okay[2:17:42]   I've stopped everything like what's up[2:17:44]   and then they don't say anything[2:17:46]   I'm just like I'm waiting dude[2:17:48]   oh yeah it's delayed a few seconds[2:17:50]   hello Mike David is coming for you[2:17:52]   guys[2:17:54]   Mike David is coming for you[2:17:56]   he's doing an investigation into you[2:17:58]   so someone's in their chat[2:18:00]   Mike David is coming for you guys he's doing an[2:18:02]   investigation into you they're all[2:18:04]   worried they all start googling now[2:18:06]   what are you so worried[2:18:08]   about guys you know what this[2:18:10]   girl's name her username is[2:18:12]   at door dash[2:18:14]   on Instagram[2:18:16]   they've been[2:18:18]   trying to buy out the handle for her for years[2:18:20]   she was named door dash before the food[2:18:22]   delivery service came out[2:18:24]   that's door dash[2:18:26]   and then this sack of shit[2:18:28]   oh no okay[2:18:30]   you're not a sack of shit[2:18:32]   this man is actually[2:18:34]   having sex with this behemoth back here[2:18:36]   look at these there are guys out there[2:18:38]   she's got big tits those aren't[2:18:40]   tits[2:18:42]   look at this that's a big fat obese[2:18:44]   woman she's getting banged[2:18:46]   she's getting money[2:18:48]   for looking like this they're probably going[2:18:50]   out to a nice dinner after this okay they're probably[2:18:52]   going to Nobu I thought this was Chrissy[2:18:54]   Mar she's so hot[2:18:56]   similar so watch what happens[2:18:58]   so they're all worried right red bar's watching[2:19:00]   red bar's watching[2:19:02]   what?[2:19:04]   he's doing an investigation[2:19:06]   into you okay[2:19:08]   who is who[2:19:10]   he can[2:19:12]   oh doesn't matter does it[2:19:14]   we're an open book[2:19:16]   there's nothing[2:19:18]   there's nothing to find we're an open[2:19:20]   book oh are you really[2:19:22]   nothing to find huh[2:19:24]   see you in the next video[2:19:26]   found it found it[2:19:28]   all I've already found tons of[2:19:30]   stuff the second someone says I'm looking into this[2:19:32]   you're like well there's nothing so can you imagine[2:19:34]   that I it would take me an hour to[2:19:36]   even think about what the hell this guy was saying[2:19:38]   first and then I would you know they[2:19:40]   jumped to well you're not going to find anything[2:19:42]   we're not doing anything wrong oh yeah[2:19:44]   well then why are you[2:19:46]   saying you're not doing anything right[2:19:48]   they know all these guys are up to so[2:19:50]   much no good these streamers[2:19:52]   these streamers[2:19:54]   they're so guilty every one[2:19:56]   of them watch this[2:19:58]   there's nothing[2:20:00]   there's nothing to find dude[2:20:02]   we literally the address[2:20:04]   to Forgotten Angels where we're at all[2:20:06]   the time is public you can just show up[2:20:08]   don't[2:20:10]   say that don't say that[2:20:12]   who's investigating[2:20:14]   investigating[2:20:18]   like[2:20:20]   there the chat is full of people who[2:20:22]   have been there[2:20:24]   no we're giving it away at eight[2:20:26]   o'clock[2:20:28]   full ship giant golf[2:20:30]   big golf[2:20:32]   I'm just like okay I don't know why[2:20:34]   is this like should we stop the live stream[2:20:36]   for this[2:20:38]   Mike David from Red Bar Radio[2:20:40]   does he do an investigation[2:20:42]   because he doesn't believe us[2:20:44]   or something like what's going on[2:20:46]   what's the investigation[2:20:48]   yeah exactly what's this about[2:20:50]   like is he saying we're bad[2:20:52]   you guys all laugh to hopefully[2:20:54]   make yourselves less[2:20:56]   I don't know[2:21:00]   did you hear that laugh[2:21:02]   to make it all okay[2:21:04]   that if we laugh hard enough[2:21:06]   everything will be okay[2:21:08]   I liked when he said[2:21:10]   should we shut down the stream for this[2:21:12]   well you know that's sarcastic[2:21:14]   it's not making me believe you're[2:21:16]   innocent let's see what happens[2:21:18]   or something like what's going on[2:21:20]   what's the investigation[2:21:22]   okay[2:21:24]   like is he saying we're bad[2:21:26]   people like fake fear laugh[2:21:28]   or something like I don't understand[2:21:30]   he goes[2:21:32]   Justin Powers says we already know your[2:21:34]   secrets[2:21:36]   right on dude[2:21:38]   I don't even know the secrets[2:21:40]   this is bullshit[2:21:42]   the girl is nervous[2:21:44]   look at this[2:21:46]   she didn't even know what to say[2:21:48]   after that[2:21:50]   somebody says we all know your secrets[2:21:52]   and she goes[2:21:58]   I mean if someone said they know my secrets[2:22:00]   they go[2:22:02]   it's basically the same thing[2:22:04]   oh yeah[2:22:06]   yeah I'd freak the fuck out if someone said that to me[2:22:08]   that's the whole point[2:22:10]   red bar is scary[2:22:12]   um[2:22:14]   yeah I guess[2:22:16]   she has every right to be scared[2:22:18]   alright we know your secrets[2:22:20]   look at these fags[2:22:22]   so if you said[2:22:24]   we already know your secrets but[2:22:26]   you're trying to help us[2:22:28]   I don't[2:22:30]   understand are you trying[2:22:32]   to help us by[2:22:34]   there were[2:22:36]   like[2:22:38]   I'm just like[2:22:40]   what are you helping[2:22:42]   or do you know my secrets[2:22:44]   are you like are you like that[2:22:46]   sounds like someone who's going to be like we're either[2:22:48]   going to um[2:22:50]   expose your secrets or[2:22:52]   we're going to like ransom them I don't[2:22:54]   understand we know your secrets[2:22:56]   no no no that's a fear laugh[2:22:58]   which one is it?[2:23:00]   Chase just said it's a comedy talk show in Chicago[2:23:02]   yeah I've got the website[2:23:04]   pulled up here[2:23:06]   um I could say[2:23:08]   I don't feel very threatened[2:23:10]   and it's not because the guy isn't very[2:23:12]   threatening looking it's because we don't[2:23:14]   have anything to hide[2:23:16]   oh my god[2:23:18]   okay fine[2:23:20]   I couldn't believe it[2:23:22]   I mean they barely said anything we know your secrets[2:23:24]   Red bears watching investigation[2:23:26]   that's enough to drive this place[2:23:28]   curious[2:23:30]   alright let's hear some more[2:23:32]   we've been pretty open with everybody[2:23:34]   yeah I mean like what is there to expose[2:23:36]   and[2:23:38]   also like when someone says[2:23:40]   like I have your secrets and they don't say it[2:23:42]   I'm just like you don't have anything or else you just say it in the chat[2:23:44]   yeah[2:23:46]   like say what it is[2:23:48]   he says he doesn't want us exposed[2:23:50]   well you can email me or DM me you know[2:23:52]   willing to talk about anything privately or publicly[2:23:54]   imagine asking somebody to email you[2:23:56]   they're pretty worried[2:23:58]   I come on here for 20 minutes a day saying please[2:24:00]   the messages[2:24:02]   must slow[2:24:04]   email me if you want to talk about me with my secrets[2:24:06]   in the investigation[2:24:08]   can you imagine that?[2:24:10]   you want the investigation[2:24:12]   over[2:24:14]   not continued[2:24:16]   privately[2:24:18]   so they're all getting really worried[2:24:20]   and this guy's worried[2:24:22]   I definitely think the couple in the back has nothing to worry about[2:24:24]   they haven't done a thing[2:24:26]   this is funny[2:24:28]   and this guy has got 70[2:24:30]   I did not[2:24:32]   I didn't mean that[2:24:34]   that was an accidental thought you guys all saw[2:24:36]   rewind the tape[2:24:38]   this guy[2:24:40]   no I'm just joking[2:24:42]   he might take this all the wrong way[2:24:44]   he just looked up he was smiling he was laughing[2:24:46]   he loves red bar[2:24:48]   he's open to find the perfect porn[2:24:52]   and he'll find it[2:24:54]   he's been scrolling and scrolling and pretending[2:24:56]   to be listening while feeling this[2:24:58]   he's got a whole other fear going on[2:25:00]   that's the guy from the bed pick[2:25:02]   you know that everybody knows[2:25:04]   the bed pick? the bedroom intruder[2:25:06]   the giant dog guy[2:25:08]   yes this is the giant black[2:25:10]   penis guy from the bed pick[2:25:12]   he died[2:25:14]   but it is him that really looks like him[2:25:16]   this is what I've seen her around[2:25:18]   I feel like I've seen her my whole life[2:25:20]   I feel like I've seen a version of this lady[2:25:22]   my entire life[2:25:24]   on HBO real sex[2:25:26]   9[2:25:28]   right?[2:25:30]   she does a lot of weird sex stuff[2:25:32]   probably[2:25:34]   is this a sex thing?[2:25:36]   or do these guys just look like clothed sex workers?[2:25:38]   you don't want to look like[2:25:40]   when people tune into this they don't go[2:25:42]   I bet that guy's a sex worker[2:25:44]   but when you tune into this you go[2:25:46]   they're like[2:25:48]   going to get naked soon when they reach $100[2:25:50]   right?[2:25:52]   I mean they might[2:25:54]   somebody should re-upload this with those chatterbait blings[2:25:56]   it really looks like[2:25:58]   I'm so sorry about that[2:26:00]   maybe that's just me okay it's burned into my mind[2:26:02]   from MDMA usage in my 20s[2:26:04]   but these two look very concerned[2:26:06]   like they have a lot to hide[2:26:08]   lots of hype the people in the back[2:26:10]   they're just worried about blowing each other[2:26:12]   they don't give a fuck[2:26:14]   they're drinking liquid death[2:26:16]   by the way everyone drinks liquid death[2:26:18]   now[2:26:20]   okay[2:26:22]   I mean[2:26:24]   do you have any control? do you have a mind of your own?[2:26:26]   if you've ever held a can of liquid death[2:26:28]   within the last 9 months[2:26:30]   get out of here[2:26:32]   that means you've got no mind[2:26:34]   I mean really[2:26:36]   the fact that people are buying that water[2:26:38]   over ascents you[2:26:40]   I do have to say this[2:26:42]   I am a brand ambassador for ascents[2:26:44]   so[2:26:46]   I have to tell people that[2:26:48]   but[2:26:50]   please liquid death[2:26:52]   I shouldn't have to explain to you[2:26:54]   why that needs to stop[2:26:56]   hold a can of water[2:26:58]   this is all over[2:27:00]   gold everywhere I can barely see it's so gold[2:27:04]   you think that looks good to have cans[2:27:06]   all over your life like this?[2:27:08]   liquid death[2:27:10]   it's not actually death though[2:27:12]   I don't understand[2:27:14]   tall cans[2:27:16]   has anyone ever finished a tall can?[2:27:18]   like if you're an enjoyer of a[2:27:20]   sparkling beverage as I am[2:27:22]   imagine drinking this much[2:27:24]   you want a fresh effervescence[2:27:26]   it's like those people[2:27:28]   those mindless people who carry around[2:27:30]   the two gallon thing and it shows[2:27:32]   their water level during the day[2:27:34]   meanwhile when you get to half the date[2:27:36]   you're drinking warm backwash[2:27:38]   ok Meghan Trainor[2:27:40]   you see these people with the giant[2:27:42]   remember when I had one of those I had a big Gatorade[2:27:44]   you know[2:27:46]   it's like a hundred gallon thing[2:27:48]   I would carry that around and drink it all day[2:27:50]   you look stupid[2:27:52]   you have to hold 40 pounds of water wherever you go[2:27:54]   you're drinking warm[2:27:56]   backwashed water[2:27:58]   and for what?[2:28:00]   so people go oh my god these are going to be so amazing[2:28:02]   you're going to give it up[2:28:04]   you're going to drink more water by carrying around this huge bottle[2:28:06]   that's just going to make you think water is disgusting[2:28:08]   just get a fresh one every hour[2:28:10]   is that crazy?[2:28:12]   get a fresh one every hour[2:28:14]   please, and this water[2:28:16]   is not going to save what you think it's going to save[2:28:18]   it's doing nothing[2:28:20]   it's nothing but a scam[2:28:22]   from the corporations to make you buy more water[2:28:24]   ok?[2:28:26]   you know how much water I drink?[2:28:28]   two ships[2:28:30]   two stinking ships[2:28:32]   I'm done with my life[2:28:34]   but I'm very unhealthy and I'm constantly in the hospital[2:28:36]   alright let's see what happens[2:28:38]   at the end of this beautiful tape[2:28:40]   red bar in the wild[2:28:42]   we got two guys scared, two guys horny as fuck[2:28:44]   so just reach out[2:28:46]   shoot me an email[2:28:48]   shadetreesurgeon at gmail.com or David or Shay[2:28:50]   did I just hit the pen on the wrong end?[2:28:52]   hear me out, it's the same size on both sides[2:28:54]   here's what happened[2:28:56]   she just took a puff from the back end of her dang puffer[2:28:58]   she's that nervous[2:29:00]   and they go[2:29:02]   you're using the wrong side[2:29:04]   oh, did I just[2:29:06]   yeah, I'm not wrapped up in worry[2:29:08]   I'm not completely nervous[2:29:10]   look at this again[2:29:12]   this happened[2:29:14]   shoot me an email[2:29:16]   shadetreesurgeon at gmail.com or David or Shay[2:29:18]   did I just hit the pen on the wrong end?[2:29:20]   hear me out, it's the same size on both sides[2:29:22]   so if I'm not looking, I hit the wrong side[2:29:24]   and I always feel very dumb when I do it[2:29:26]   it seems to only happen[2:29:28]   I'm hearing the red bar part though[2:29:30]   scared of me?[2:29:32]   especially when I'm on camera[2:29:34]   interesting[2:29:36]   you've been warned[2:29:38]   that doesn't sound like you want to help[2:29:40]   yeah, if you want to talk[2:29:42]   let's talk[2:29:44]   but if you want to just say[2:29:46]   you've been warned, I'm watching[2:29:48]   we know your secrets[2:29:50]   that is not helpful[2:29:52]   and now you're out?[2:29:54]   what have I been warned about?[2:29:56]   anyway[2:29:58]   anyway, we're giving away a bike[2:30:00]   another cup of coffee[2:30:02]   she needs more coffee[2:30:04]   to get through this[2:30:06]   okay, so when this podcast[2:30:08]   sees this and they think they're going to make[2:30:10]   a big deal, walk the other way[2:30:12]   bro, walk[2:30:14]   the other way, don't talk about[2:30:16]   this, don't say this guy[2:30:18]   because I'll tell you what[2:30:20]   I also don't want you walking away[2:30:22]   from this after you see this[2:30:24]   thinking, oh[2:30:26]   thank god, it was just a prank[2:30:28]   a bit for this troll show[2:30:30]   red bar[2:30:32]   no, no, what started as a bit is now[2:30:34]   100% real[2:30:36]   we are watching you, you're being investigated[2:30:38]   we know your secrets[2:30:40]   there is no[2:30:42]   relief today, sir[2:30:44]   sorry, and stop what you're doing[2:30:46]   you know you're doing a hundred things[2:30:48]   wrong a day, I could see it in your eyes[2:30:50]   mersh[2:30:52]   alright, I've got more[2:30:54]   red bar in the wild, why don't you put some of that music[2:30:56]   on, we'll take a swisheroo[2:30:58]   here, wet the[2:31:00]   the throat, okay[2:31:04]   red bar in the wild from Justin Powers[2:31:06]   we owe him a hundred bucks, you've got to come to me to get[2:31:08]   that money though, I'm not hunting you down, I haven't got the time[2:31:10]   email[2:31:12]   email me, I'll get you the money[2:31:16]   does it look good asking me for the money?[2:31:18]   not really[2:31:20]   don't be embarrassed to ask[2:31:22]   but don't be embarrassed to ask[2:31:24]   okay, red bar in the wild[2:31:26]   he's just kidding by the way, actually don't be embarrassed[2:31:28]   yeah, don't be embarrassed to ask, we'll give you the money[2:31:30]   you don't need the money though[2:31:32]   you don't need the money, you don't deserve the money[2:31:34]   you need the money, you deserve something nice for what you did[2:31:36]   you can get yourself an extra treat[2:31:38]   there's one that popped up, this is a quickie but I love this[2:31:40]   I get these all the time[2:31:42]   let's pop this one up[2:31:44]   cue it up here, all nice[2:31:46]   here we go[2:31:48]   let's pop this one up[2:31:50]   of course, Owen Benjamin[2:31:52]   you can tell by the farm[2:31:54]   Owen Benjamin on his farm, I love[2:31:56]   Hitler[2:31:58]   I love this farm[2:32:00]   let's take a look at Owen Benjamin's[2:32:02]   red bar in the wild[2:32:04]   what did he say today, oh he's constantly[2:32:06]   there's not a day that goes by that goes[2:32:08]   dude Mike, Owen was being so gracious to you today[2:32:10]   he mentioned you on the stream[2:32:12]   he says you're an inspiration[2:32:14]   and I, every day I go[2:32:16]   thank you, Owen[2:32:18]   so I want Owen to know every day[2:32:20]   I really appreciate every kind thing you've said[2:32:22]   about me, a lot of people go Mike, how do you[2:32:24]   and Owen even jive, he hates[2:32:26]   your main people[2:32:28]   the Jews, and I say to that[2:32:30]   why is it being Jewish an insult[2:32:32]   to you Nick?[2:32:34]   yeah so that just goes to show[2:32:36]   that why wouldn't I[2:32:38]   hate Owen Benjamin[2:32:40]   he worked with Crowder[2:32:42]   he says constantly he wants to[2:32:44]   bury my kind[2:32:46]   why[2:32:48]   do I think he's nice?[2:32:50]   hmm, interesting, huh[2:32:52]   I'm going to let you guys think about that for a little bit[2:32:54]   but I did want[2:32:56]   Owen to know, because Owen has been[2:32:58]   so gracious, and I did want him to know[2:33:00]   every time you say something nice about us[2:33:02]   we go, aw man, this rules[2:33:04]   you know, you make us feel[2:33:06]   really good about ourselves[2:33:08]   and that's no joke[2:33:10]   maybe you feel a little bit of tingle of fear on the neck[2:33:12]   to brush away[2:33:14]   I could wake up one day there[2:33:18]   to a beautiful breakfast[2:33:20]   and a great family[2:33:22]   and a great experience, yes[2:33:24]   there's nothing to fear about Owen Benjamin[2:33:26]   now I could be wrong[2:33:28]   also, when I say this stuff[2:33:30]   I could be completely wrong[2:33:32]   too, but I'll tell you this, I don't go after[2:33:34]   people for their beliefs, I go after[2:33:36]   people for who they are[2:33:38]   okay, the beliefs[2:33:40]   don't matter to me, I don't care what people's[2:33:42]   beliefs are, I care about what[2:33:44]   they're like, and Owen's[2:33:46]   really nice[2:33:48]   to me[2:33:50]   okay, uh[2:33:52]   here's one, Redbar in the Wild, Owen Benjamin[2:33:54]   sound, yeah[2:33:56]   I didn't come up with sound effects, guys[2:33:58]   I guess I was a little[2:34:00]   influenced by Redbar, I'm not going to lie[2:34:02]   it's interesting you brought that up[2:34:04]   his explosion sound[2:34:06]   I was subconsciously[2:34:08]   influenced by Redbar's sound effects[2:34:12]   I mean, listen[2:34:14]   morning DJ's have done it forever[2:34:16]   but uh, the[2:34:18]   racially cleansing wind chimes[2:34:20]   is completely original, I just want everyone to know that[2:34:22]   there you go, so inspired by me[2:34:24]   that's it, he said a lot better[2:34:26]   stuff, I could be wrong[2:34:28]   there was another Owen one posted in the VBG[2:34:30]   oh, do you have it?[2:34:32]   yeah, I put it next up[2:34:34]   let's see this one[2:34:36]   inspired by me[2:34:38]   that's what you should be saying[2:34:40]   instead of going[2:34:42]   oh, we hate Mike[2:34:44]   okay, let's see, Owen's thoughts[2:34:46]   on Mike's time[2:34:48]   at boarding school, uh oh[2:34:50]   you know, you say the word boarding school[2:34:52]   people get the wrong idea, I didn't go to no[2:34:54]   boarding school, I went to a psychotic[2:34:56]   children of the corn style[2:34:58]   illegal camp[2:35:00]   in the middle of the woods in Maine[2:35:02]   it's a very long story, but[2:35:04]   you had to be there[2:35:06]   you had to be there, and trust me, this was no boarding school[2:35:08]   there was no school[2:35:10]   in it[2:35:12]   I was basically kidnapped and held hostage[2:35:14]   in a psychotic cult[2:35:16]   basically Dr. Phil's camp[2:35:18]   where he sent bad babies[2:35:20]   nope, don't even say that, because that is not[2:35:22]   what that was[2:35:24]   and uh, I should have[2:35:26]   never called it boarding school[2:35:28]   I should have said I was kidnapped[2:35:30]   by a cult[2:35:32]   now I'm not exaggerating there[2:35:34]   and everybody knows it[2:35:36]   google it[2:35:38]   Owen had this to say about this, and you just saw[2:35:40]   all I, you know, I[2:35:42]   could only say nice things about Owen[2:35:44]   he dated Christina Ricci[2:35:46]   for god sakes[2:35:48]   Adam's family[2:35:50]   um, and I wonder what Christina Ricci[2:35:52]   thinks about this stupid bitch[2:35:54]   Jenna Ortega[2:35:56]   who just got the role[2:35:58]   in Beetlejuice 2 playing Olivia[2:36:00]   so now Beetlejuice 2 is a Mexican[2:36:02]   thing[2:36:04]   can you believe this? Beetlejuice remake's coming out[2:36:06]   Beetlejuice remake, my favorite[2:36:08]   fucking film, Beetlejuice[2:36:10]   I was good friends with Otho[2:36:12]   Glen Shaddix, no joke[2:36:14]   Otho[2:36:16]   Glen Shaddix, this house[2:36:18]   is possessed, I don't know if he even[2:36:20]   said that in the movie[2:36:22]   the gay guy from Beetlejuice, he was a friend[2:36:24]   of the show, he would call in all the time[2:36:26]   when he died, he remembered me[2:36:28]   as he died, that's how close[2:36:30]   we were, really, this is not a joke[2:36:32]   now they're making Beetlejuice 2[2:36:34]   and instead of[2:36:36]   the steely woman, Jen Kirkman[2:36:38]   or whoever played that role[2:36:40]   it's Jenna Ortega[2:36:42]   the biggest bitch in Hollywood[2:36:44]   and I've hated Jenna Ortega since you[2:36:46]   when I saw that fucking[2:36:48]   spec in you[2:36:50]   people are gonna, I got that[2:36:52]   fucking black guy watching, he's gonna think I'm serious here[2:36:54]   the black guy from the last bit[2:36:56]   he's still watching probably[2:36:58]   and I don't want any trouble with him[2:37:00]   I already said you're clean[2:37:02]   a little too clean[2:37:04]   Jenna Ortega[2:37:06]   I've[2:37:08]   hated her since she came out and finally[2:37:10]   she did something wrong[2:37:12]   and everybody hates her, so it turned out[2:37:14]   my hatred for her, just based on a little[2:37:16]   girl on TV, but the thing that she did wrong[2:37:18]   was say that writers are[2:37:20]   stupid and[2:37:22]   the writers on the writers strike are the ones who are[2:37:24]   against her, so maybe you should like her now[2:37:26]   cause the enemy of your enemy is your friend[2:37:28]   exactly not, it's not the beliefs[2:37:30]   it's the behavior, and her behavior was[2:37:32]   conceded, she's telling people what to do[2:37:34]   on set, she's talking[2:37:36]   down, she thinks she runs Hollywood[2:37:38]   now, Jenna Ortega, she was in You[2:37:40]   and a bunch of other shows like You[2:37:42]   and she thinks[2:37:44]   she's the top, it's like when Sydney[2:37:46]   Sweeney came out, you've been in one movie[2:37:48]   shut up[2:37:50]   they act like they've[2:37:52]   been around for 20 years putting in[2:37:54]   the work and now they're famous and[2:37:56]   they're the kings, no no no[2:37:58]   you need to stay very humble as a[2:38:00]   Sydney Sweeney or a Jenna Ortega[2:38:02]   you got all this fake fame that you don't deserve[2:38:04]   tons of roles, tons of money[2:38:06]   everybody, you're the best now[2:38:08]   overnight sensation[2:38:10]   they saw you, they thought they liked you, now[2:38:12]   you got 6 million Instagram followers[2:38:14]   and growing, and now[2:38:16]   you're everywhere, and now you think you[2:38:18]   run the place, why?[2:38:20]   that's Selena Gomez syndrome[2:38:22]   so[2:38:24]   yes, it's true[2:38:26]   Jenna Ortega is a huge[2:38:28]   fucking bitch[2:38:30]   so yeah[2:38:32]   let's see what Owen Benjamin says about me[2:38:34]   I wish[2:38:36]   I am the best[2:38:38]   who, me? is it me?[2:38:40]   why can't I rewind here for god's[2:38:42]   sakes, sorry guys this is a Facebook[2:38:44]   issue[2:38:46]   hit it[2:38:48]   I mean I'm doing everything I can[2:38:50]   alright, we're gonna[2:38:52]   try this one more time[2:38:54]   I wish him the best[2:38:56]   um[2:38:58]   it actually sounded pretty fucked up dude[2:39:00]   Red Bar was sent to it, Adam Egott was too[2:39:02]   boarding school stuff[2:39:04]   Jews send themselves to camps[2:39:06]   and then they act like it's[2:39:08]   our fault, can I just, can I just stop[2:39:10]   for a second here, so somebody said[2:39:12]   Mike went to the same boarding[2:39:14]   school, Mike[2:39:16]   from Red Bar[2:39:18]   and then he starts saying this[2:39:46]   you want to fight your ADD?[2:39:48]   no[2:39:50]   one fucking cares anymore[2:39:52]   about people[2:39:54]   Tate's debt maxing idea is popular among[2:39:56]   semi-intruders[2:39:58]   and it seems like poison, oh it's poison gravy[2:40:00]   yeah he has a lot of really bad advice for young men[2:40:02]   but it's sprinkled in with some really[2:40:04]   good advice[2:40:06]   Adam Egott hated Stalin, yeah[2:40:08]   cause Adam Egott probably does sodomy[2:40:10]   the people[2:40:12]   that really hate Stalin really[2:40:14]   think that's about it, thank you[2:40:16]   so he's saying I sent myself to boarding[2:40:18]   school and that's what Jews do[2:40:20]   it's a different perspective I never considered[2:40:22]   it's fine, I agree[2:40:24]   it's true[2:40:26]   alright let's see[2:40:28]   we've got some more Red Bar in[2:40:30]   the wilds[2:40:32]   what is this, okay do we do[2:40:34]   is there only one more?[2:40:36]   the big one, this one changed my life[2:40:38]   and it comes[2:40:40]   from the full show[2:40:42]   of Legion of the Skanks[2:40:44]   Louis J. Gomez[2:40:46]   big Jay Oakerson[2:40:48]   and slimy[2:40:52]   Dave Smith[2:40:54]   that Dave Smith, you know I'll sell this[2:40:56]   when it comes to the Legion of Skanks[2:40:58]   big J is okay in my book[2:41:00]   you hear that Jay?[2:41:02]   nice guy, you could maybe[2:41:04]   step on my gas a little bit and maybe put some fucking effort[2:41:06]   into it once in a while but nice guy[2:41:08]   Dave Smith[2:41:10]   terrible[2:41:12]   terrible guy[2:41:14]   I mean look at him on Twitter, look at the things[2:41:16]   that fly out of his mouth[2:41:18]   what milligram of Adderall[2:41:20]   are you on[2:41:22]   where you think you could type and say[2:41:24]   the things that you say[2:41:26]   and he's not even the guy that you see on Legion of Skanks[2:41:28]   on Legion of Skanks, I had no problem with him[2:41:30]   no problem at all[2:41:32]   but this libertarian[2:41:34]   candidate, I mean[2:41:36]   have you ever seen Succession?[2:41:38]   have you ever seen the brother who's[2:41:40]   trying to be president? that's[2:41:42]   what you look like right now, bro[2:41:44]   a complete ass[2:41:46]   and my hate for you[2:41:48]   is more real[2:41:50]   more real[2:41:52]   than your[2:41:54]   Free State project or whatever the hell you're doing[2:41:56]   it's very real[2:41:58]   but big J, my hate for you[2:42:00]   is[2:42:02]   you know[2:42:04]   I'll just say this, I'd spend[2:42:06]   a weekend with you at any Airbnb[2:42:08]   and it wouldn't even be that bad of a thing[2:42:10]   I could get along with[2:42:12]   big J for weeks probably[2:42:14]   he seems[2:42:16]   so, he, the best part about[2:42:18]   big J is you're not his friend[2:42:20]   he's your friend[2:42:22]   like if I[2:42:24]   met up with big J, he'd be like[2:42:26]   alright man, what are you, and I'm in charge[2:42:28]   and he's hanging out with me[2:42:30]   but he's a great guy to hang out with[2:42:32]   when you need to do a hundred things and you need another[2:42:34]   guy there, he's not[2:42:36]   getting in your way[2:42:38]   you'll get to do what you want to do[2:42:40]   that's a great friend[2:42:42]   and Lewis of course[2:42:44]   I'll tell you this as[2:42:46]   foolish as some of the mistakes Lewis has made[2:42:48]   in the past, Lewis is[2:42:50]   a very[2:42:52]   very dear[2:42:54]   well I should say that[2:42:56]   his son is very[2:42:58]   very hot[2:43:00]   so, I want to get in good with the[2:43:02]   dad, get it?[2:43:04]   these guys[2:43:06]   got together, they started talking about me[2:43:08]   with a guy from the Howard Stern show[2:43:10]   and[2:43:12]   Reverend Bob Levy[2:43:14]   this story is so good[2:43:16]   and it even gets better[2:43:18]   let's start here though, let's watch[2:43:20]   the Legion of Skinks, what is our first time code[2:43:22]   here today?[2:43:24]   is it going in the minuses?[2:43:26]   you gotta go to minus 148[2:43:28]   no that's good, minus 148[2:43:30]   minus 148, oh![2:43:32]   who's doing that?[2:43:34]   whoa, minus 148, okay that's gonna be[2:43:36]   tough for me, let's pull this out[2:43:38]   you just have to watch the whole thing once[2:43:40]   there's not a lot of jumping around[2:43:42]   oh, they'll be jumping[2:43:44]   we're gonna change this quality to[2:43:46]   good on them, 1440p[2:43:48]   Lewis has 1440p on Gas Digital[2:43:50]   that's real[2:43:52]   ass[2:43:54]   dude stuff[2:43:56]   okay, so I want to do 1440p[2:43:58]   I'm gonna stick the quality there[2:44:00]   let's expand, let's see how this player[2:44:02]   not a bad player[2:44:04]   unmute, mute, okay they got a mute button[2:44:06]   that's cool, that's a sound[2:44:08]   feature[2:44:10]   alright, we're gonna do a negative what?[2:44:12]   see I can't see shit[2:44:14]   look how small that is[2:44:16]   negative 148[2:44:18]   and then you don't have to ever move it around again[2:44:20]   like that[2:44:22]   one hour, 48 minutes[2:44:24]   oh man, this is tough for me[2:44:26]   hold on, I gotta do this on my computer[2:44:28]   it's so small, I can't see that[2:44:30]   negative 148[2:44:32]   negative an hour, I'm only negative[2:44:34]   one minute, 41[2:44:36]   like, what you're trying to get to[2:44:38]   is that there's an hour and 48 left[2:44:40]   just look for it to say[2:44:42]   yeah, that's what I was seeing[2:44:44]   it's negative[2:44:46]   140[2:44:48]   oh boy[2:44:50]   you know, I usually[2:44:52]   don't work with negative numbers[2:44:54]   it's exactly the same as if[2:44:56]   it was positive, it'll say the same[2:44:58]   I never studied negatives[2:45:00]   so, 140[2:45:04]   148, 10?[2:45:06]   sure, I'm sure that'll be fine[2:45:08]   well it better be fine[2:45:10]   so this is a problem[2:45:12]   alright, here they are[2:45:14]   at this negative 148, 10[2:45:16]   let's see what the hell happens[2:45:18]   guys[2:45:20]   oh no[2:45:22]   I've lost so many wars that my people[2:45:24]   are gonna give him a reservation[2:45:26]   this is 1440p?[2:45:28]   so we've got a real problem[2:45:30]   with the quality here[2:45:34]   I'll put it back on auto[2:45:36]   auto works better than 1440p[2:45:38]   are you sure you're at the right place, by the way?[2:45:40]   I'm not sure at all![2:45:42]   I'm furiously unsure, Jules[2:45:46]   I don't know where to go[2:45:48]   it seems too early?[2:45:50]   it said 148, 50[2:45:52]   but what time does it say at the end over there?[2:45:54]   at the end[2:45:56]   it says negative 1[2:45:58]   wait, you're zooming in too much[2:46:00]   god dammit, I just can't do it then[2:46:02]   I need someone to come over here and do it for me[2:46:04]   I'll show you, no, look[2:46:06]   wait, I'm putting the screen on at all[2:46:08]   look, negative[2:46:10]   148, 04[2:46:14]   look at the damn TV[2:46:16]   it's right here on the TV[2:46:18]   I want to go to 126, 50[2:46:20]   I'm so sorry[2:46:26]   and I'm telling you, this is not a pleasure[2:46:28]   I'm sorry, I'm sorry[2:46:30]   I'm sorry, I was looking, I just realized we don't[2:46:32]   need all that stuff at the beginning[2:46:34]   I can't get to 126, 50, I mean this is gonna take me another damn hour[2:46:36]   I'll come over and do it, I'll come over and do it[2:46:38]   no, you're not coming over anywhere[2:46:40]   oh my god, okay[2:46:42]   okay[2:46:44]   one[2:46:46]   if you go to 126, 50[2:46:48]   then you want to move again[2:46:50]   yes, yes, I don't want to hear from you again[2:46:52]   one[2:46:54]   this is so[2:46:56]   fucking hard[2:46:58]   I think I did it, I did it[2:47:00]   126, 50[2:47:02]   and I'm not, if this is wrong[2:47:04]   we end the show and I just scream at[2:47:06]   you and take away your pay[2:47:08]   that's fine[2:47:10]   here they are, the Legion of Skanks[2:47:12]   they're dressed up, Dave Smith is gonna be an[2:47:14]   Indian, this is Al-Qaeda[2:47:16]   and then I don't know why he's wearing this military[2:47:18]   outfit, Louis over there, let's see what happens[2:47:22]   guys[2:47:24]   it's pretty great[2:47:26]   that's my whole woman right now, I watched all the[2:47:28]   interrogation videos online[2:47:30]   I've moved on to conflict podcasting[2:47:34]   it's the only way Jake can come these days[2:47:36]   I called Louis all week[2:47:38]   I called Louis all week talking to me about[2:47:40]   how much he loves all of it[2:47:42]   dude, Redbar making fun of Joey Diaz[2:47:44]   threatening him is one of the hardest[2:47:46]   laughs I've had in years[2:47:48]   hardest laugh big Jay Oakerson[2:47:50]   has had in years[2:47:52]   watching me cover Joey[2:47:54]   Diaz, that just happened on the last show[2:47:56]   he's up to date, he's not watching[2:47:58]   one of those wack videos[2:48:00]   where it's got a webcam and a TV[2:48:02]   I can't believe you even watch those videos[2:48:04]   anymore, you ever see on YouTube[2:48:06]   an old clip of Redbar[2:48:08]   just think about how wack[2:48:10]   that would be to watch[2:48:12]   so, he's watching[2:48:14]   recent Redbar, here's Bob Levy[2:48:16]   now who's this bald guy Jules[2:48:18]   cause he's a big part of our story here[2:48:20]   today, and I think a lot of people[2:48:22]   know this guy, he's from the Howard Stern[2:48:24]   show, he was on[2:48:26]   let's see if the chat knows[2:48:28]   his name, and a little backstory[2:48:30]   would be great too because[2:48:32]   I got kind of a new guy[2:48:34]   here[2:48:36]   the new guy[2:48:38]   I like this guy[2:48:40]   so if you could get me this guy's name and background[2:48:42]   anybody in the chat, if you could fill us in[2:48:44]   his name is Schooley, I know that[2:48:46]   Schooley[2:48:48]   I've heard this before, this is very[2:48:50]   low, but I've heard it[2:48:52]   so this is this Reverend[2:48:54]   Bob Levy[2:48:56]   I mean[2:48:58]   this is like[2:49:00]   and it's amazing that people would want[2:49:02]   to keep him around, because it's like[2:49:04]   staring at[2:49:06]   it's like a sign from the future[2:49:08]   this is what could happen[2:49:10]   if everything in your life[2:49:12]   was pathetic[2:49:14]   this guy was on[2:49:16]   compound, and then he's having a problem[2:49:18]   with compound, he's the guy talking like this[2:49:20]   you know, like a big New York[2:49:22]   retard, he's a slice[2:49:24]   and the fact that anyone[2:49:26]   even entertains this as a human[2:49:28]   being to me, as a human being[2:49:30]   to me, this is not a human being[2:49:32]   this is a[2:49:34]   New York street bum[2:49:36]   fake human being[2:49:38]   that's put there just to[2:49:40]   add to the chaos of New[2:49:42]   York, he's walking in the[2:49:44]   source, yeah, you got any more of those paper plates[2:49:46]   available? This isn't a life[2:49:48]   it's just an exchange[2:49:50]   of atmosphere for the background[2:49:52]   of New York, it's not[2:49:54]   a person, and I truly believe that[2:49:56]   that's why you don't see me cover a guy[2:49:58]   like this, I'm not involved in that[2:50:00]   Kevin Brennan universe of[2:50:02]   unreal, you know[2:50:04]   fake human beings[2:50:06]   and he's[2:50:08]   one of these guys, he's been on compound[2:50:10]   so do we have a back story on this guy now[2:50:12]   from Howard Stern, Schooley[2:50:14]   nobody in the chat though?[2:50:16]   Schooley sucks, he's the[2:50:18]   worst comic ever, only famous[2:50:20]   because of Howard Stern, pretty much a Jewish[2:50:22]   Josh Denny[2:50:24]   so annoying on O&A[2:50:26]   I'll tell you this, I want to start out[2:50:28]   I'm going to give this guy one opportunity[2:50:32]   so before you get all excited[2:50:34]   you don't play any of this[2:50:36]   on your show by the way[2:50:38]   Bob Levy[2:50:40]   we will strike you down so fast[2:50:42]   this is how you scare Bob Levy[2:50:44]   we'll sue you, I'll sue you[2:50:46]   into oblivion[2:50:48]   I'll use all the money I have to sue you[2:50:50]   and he's so stupid and all, I can't be involved[2:50:52]   I can't be involved in a lawsuit, I can't have that right now[2:50:54]   my daughter had this[2:50:56]   so yes, that's how it's going to be[2:50:58]   if Bob Levy covers this on a show[2:51:00]   I'm going to sue him for everything he has[2:51:02]   even if I lose, I just want to drain you[2:51:04]   the chat says Bob Levy actually did a pilot[2:51:06]   for compound media that was rejected[2:51:08]   seriously[2:51:10]   but people give him respect[2:51:12]   because he's been[2:51:14]   around as a comic for so long[2:51:16]   but he's completely[2:51:18]   turned into, I mean maybe there was hope for him[2:51:20]   at one point, he's a complete[2:51:22]   like it's[2:51:24]   he should be on the ground kissing these guys[2:51:26]   shoes for including him in this universe[2:51:28]   right now[2:51:30]   at the level he's at[2:51:32]   you know[2:51:34]   nice guy, really nice guy[2:51:36]   here Bob, I'll give you an opportunity[2:51:38]   I'll give you one chance to get back[2:51:40]   on my good side[2:51:42]   and that doesn't mean you start going[2:51:44]   I don't even know who this guy is[2:51:46]   I mean the last time I saw him, I didn't even know[2:51:48]   I don't want to hear any of that on your little four square[2:51:50]   shit[2:51:52]   shit whole show[2:51:54]   so please[2:51:56]   are you[2:51:58]   not starting, I want you to[2:52:00]   almost apologize to me at this point[2:52:02]   for just being involved in my life[2:52:04]   I don't want you in my life[2:52:06]   you need to apologize to me for that and then[2:52:08]   you're off the hook[2:52:10]   or else lawsuits, the harassment of your[2:52:12]   19 year old only fan's daughter[2:52:14]   I'm just joking, that's just a joke[2:52:16]   to scare him[2:52:18]   Bob Levy's stepdaughter is an[2:52:20]   Ariana Grande impersonator with 6 million[2:52:22]   Instagram followers[2:52:24]   an Ariana Grande[2:52:26]   impersonator on Instagram with[2:52:28]   6 million, they describe her as an[2:52:30]   Instagram model, I hope it's not an[2:52:32]   Ariana Grande impersonator[2:52:34]   he didn't mention that[2:52:36]   no, they just said Instagram model[2:52:38]   I'd like to toast to[2:52:40]   Bob Levy[2:52:42]   you know[2:52:44]   this is not, you[2:52:46]   need to turn this off[2:52:48]   this is not for you[2:52:50]   the show is too[2:52:52]   you should not be watching this[2:52:54]   show, it's too scary[2:52:56]   someone says Schooley signs no talents[2:52:58]   to his network like Ray DeVito[2:53:00]   and takes 50% of their superchats[2:53:02]   for the honor[2:53:04]   I mean, this guy's doing superchats[2:53:06]   and by the way, I want to[2:53:08]   make friends with him first, so the guy[2:53:10]   in the red shirt, I know you're all[2:53:12]   over the place right now[2:53:14]   first, go, oh he wants to[2:53:16]   make friends, okay, okay, I'll sit up and listen[2:53:18]   that's it[2:53:20]   that's where we're at now[2:53:22]   he's willing[2:53:24]   to be friendly with[2:53:26]   you, okay, that's a big[2:53:28]   step for Mike[2:53:30]   but we will sue[2:53:32]   but cheers, yes, no[2:53:34]   right now, we're friends[2:53:36]   cause all of that was just[2:53:38]   me venting, projecting[2:53:40]   okay, you're[2:53:42]   what I fear the most[2:53:44]   okay, but that[2:53:46]   could never happen to me, so now I don't have[2:53:48]   that fear cause now I just realized, no, I was[2:53:50]   still, you still have to be very retarded[2:53:52]   so toast[2:53:54]   to Reverend Bob Levy and our new friend[2:53:56]   Schooley and you'll see why they're such close[2:53:58]   friends of the show now[2:54:00]   because they said some[2:54:02]   very kind words about[2:54:04]   Red Bar, cheers to that, cheers[2:54:06]   and now[2:54:08]   on[2:54:10]   with the feature Red Bar[2:54:12]   and the Wild Tape[2:54:14]   it makes me laugh cause Joey is being serious[2:54:16]   if you watch just that in itself[2:54:18]   you're like, damn dude, Joey's getting[2:54:20]   serious, but watching the guy he's talking about[2:54:22]   watching it, but he's like, you got three[2:54:24]   choices, he goes, you can say[2:54:26]   you're sorry, you can give all the comedians[2:54:28]   you insulted $20,000[2:54:30]   each and beg for their apology[2:54:32]   or you can kill yourself[2:54:34]   and just watch this guy[2:54:36]   growing up, Big J was like my favorite[2:54:38]   I got into this cause of Big J[2:54:40]   to see Big J, my comedic[2:54:42]   idol from when I was a kid[2:54:44]   say this stuff word for word[2:54:46]   he's repeating lines[2:54:48]   from the last show with a giant[2:54:50]   smile on his face, in fact[2:54:52]   the whole crowd[2:54:54]   well, they're not smiling quite yet[2:54:56]   the rest of the crowd, I don't know why[2:54:58]   their phones are, I thought everybody[2:55:00]   would be looking me up by now[2:55:02]   you know, considering how good this speech[2:55:04]   about me has been[2:55:06]   you know, we even got Dave Smith[2:55:08]   smiling[2:55:10]   and he knows[2:55:12]   nigga, he knows[2:55:14]   that I hate his guts[2:55:16]   I wonder[2:55:18]   if Dave, I'll tell you Dave Smith[2:55:20]   you do have an opportunity to get on my good side[2:55:22]   drop out of the race[2:55:24]   drop out of the race, it's as simple as that[2:55:26]   and I'm doing it because I've[2:55:28]   got a guy in the game and I want[2:55:30]   him to win[2:55:32]   so it's not even personal[2:55:34]   okay, all of these guys[2:55:36]   what you're about to witness here is all of them[2:55:38]   just talking about how awesome[2:55:40]   Redbar is, check it out[2:55:42]   kill myself[2:55:44]   suicide? Because I've made jokes[2:55:46]   about me?[2:55:48]   with an explosion sound effect?[2:55:50]   just the guy making fun of hell, exactly[2:55:52]   intense it is over like podcast[2:55:54]   shit is pretty funny[2:55:56]   it really does fucking tickle me[2:55:58]   well now this will be on Redbar show for[2:56:00]   two weeks[2:56:02]   you fool[2:56:04]   look at that, now this will be on Redbar[2:56:06]   show for two weeks, you idiot, you fool[2:56:08]   this is in front of a crowd full of people[2:56:10]   you're right, you know I texted Lewis[2:56:12]   this morning, I went on his website[2:56:14]   and I couldn't find the video, I panicked[2:56:16]   text him for the video[2:56:18]   so that we can do this[2:56:20]   and[2:56:22]   he immediately was like[2:56:24]   oh I'll check the website and see what's[2:56:26]   going on and then I'm[2:56:28]   like it's the one with you guys in the costume[2:56:30]   and he goes I know, with a smiley face[2:56:32]   like knowing that I'd be[2:56:34]   showing this today and then[2:56:36]   I realized I wasn't logged[2:56:38]   in[2:56:40]   to the website, so I was just[2:56:42]   seeing like the buy now, I'm like[2:56:44]   it just says buy now, I'm telling you[2:56:46]   I can't read computers anymore for some[2:56:48]   no of course not[2:56:50]   I'm exaggerating[2:56:52]   but I couldn't[2:56:54]   find the video version anywhere[2:56:56]   turns out I wasn't logged in[2:56:58]   what a nice guy[2:57:00]   and he helped me out, he walked me[2:57:02]   through the login process[2:57:04]   which was these two[2:57:06]   fields, you put in your credentials[2:57:08]   and hit enter and he[2:57:10]   showed me how to do that[2:57:12]   so then[2:57:14]   we get this beautiful tape and[2:57:16]   I love that line from Lewis[2:57:18]   sorry, you can give all the comedians you[2:57:20]   insulted $20,000 each[2:57:22]   and beg for their apology[2:57:24]   or you can kill yourself, I just watched[2:57:26]   this guy go, kill myself[2:57:28]   suicide[2:57:30]   because I've made jokes about me[2:57:32]   with an explosion sound effect[2:57:34]   just a guy making fun of hell[2:57:36]   intense it is over like[2:57:38]   podcast shit is pretty funny[2:57:40]   it really does fucking tickle me[2:57:42]   well now this will be on Red Bar[2:57:44]   Show for two weeks[2:57:46]   you idiot, you fool[2:57:48]   he's laughing, dude it's funny because I've said[2:57:50]   something about it, Red Bar's going to watch this[2:57:52]   and then we're going to watch Red Bar watching us[2:57:54]   that's how it starts[2:57:56]   that's how it starts[2:57:58]   well we've created an entire[2:58:00]   podcast economy tonight[2:58:02]   yeah, so Shuli[2:58:04]   so one of the clips earlier on in the show that I[2:58:06]   said to skip over because it was too hard to do the[2:58:08]   time code, Shuli and this[2:58:10]   Bob Levy were talking to the boys[2:58:12]   about how they[2:58:14]   do all these podcast wars[2:58:16]   oh yeah, this really upset me[2:58:18]   this is why I got such an attitude towards[2:58:20]   Shuli and Shuli goes[2:58:22]   he goes, this is what he says[2:58:24]   they were talking about[2:58:26]   Big Jay brought up this concept a little[2:58:28]   earlier than this, he goes[2:58:30]   yeah there's all this hate podcasting[2:58:32]   and he goes, listen you know we just[2:58:34]   bring up the guys and we[2:58:36]   watch them and they make[2:58:38]   their own mistakes and we just come[2:58:40]   and it's like, oh where have I heard[2:58:42]   them before, where have I heard[2:58:44]   the concept of your show before[2:58:46]   so Shuli's like an expert in this[2:58:48]   business, he knows what he's[2:58:50]   talking about, I don't want[2:58:52]   any man older than me watching[2:58:54]   this is for young people this show[2:58:56]   first of all, Shuli[2:58:58]   and the person that they're making fun of[2:59:00]   is Chad Zuma[2:59:02]   so they[2:59:04]   see me making fun of people[2:59:06]   and then they make fun of people that are[2:59:08]   under them[2:59:10]   and I feel like[2:59:12]   anyone below me[2:59:14]   doing what I do, doesn't work[2:59:16]   so I'm[2:59:18]   kind of right in the sweet spot[2:59:20]   no I'm[2:59:22]   pretty much in the sweet spot[2:59:24]   of where this is allowed[2:59:26]   okay, anybody[2:59:28]   lower than us[2:59:30]   doing what we do[2:59:32]   is the bad version and pretty much[2:59:34]   not okay, so it almost sounded like[2:59:36]   and I know these older[2:59:38]   guys, they've all started kind of doing Red Bar[2:59:40]   like everybody's doing a little[2:59:42]   version of Red Bar, now this is how you get this[2:59:44]   community to hate you, but they're horrible[2:59:46]   hold on, that's why I gotta say[2:59:48]   this[2:59:50]   this is why I gotta say this though[2:59:52]   we're gonna start off as[2:59:54]   friends here, I'm gonna give you a chance[2:59:56]   it doesn't have to be, don't do it, steal[2:59:58]   Joe did[3:00:00]   cause I know one thing[3:00:02]   about guys like this, you accuse[3:00:04]   them of biting from you[3:00:06]   oof[3:00:08]   they will make sure[3:00:10]   that they hate you plenty[3:00:12]   in hopes[3:00:14]   to convince themselves that they couldn't steal[3:00:16]   from a guy that they hated this much[3:00:18]   it drives them mad in fact[3:00:20]   so, I want to start off friends[3:00:22]   I don't need this whole community[3:00:24]   and all you guys circling me[3:00:26]   this is already a mistake, but you're on the Legion[3:00:28]   of Skanks, so it's allowed[3:00:30]   here today, you know, otherwise[3:00:32]   we're not covered, no, Bob Levy is[3:00:34]   surely in that group[3:00:36]   unless they say something about us[3:00:38]   that's good[3:00:40]   alright, so here they are[3:00:42]   they're all talking, and they're all really[3:00:44]   yapping it up about Red Bar[3:00:46]   it's funny as I've said[3:00:48]   he's funny enough on things that now[3:00:50]   when he's shitting on stuff, and I'm in it[3:00:52]   he calls me a friend of the show[3:00:54]   he goes friend of the show[3:00:56]   Big J over[3:00:58]   he's watched a thing where he did that[3:01:00]   yeah, he would be coming[3:01:02]   he has the best way of doing it dude, he calls it this[3:01:04]   if you compliment him at all[3:01:06]   cause I've known Red Bar on Realist Podcast[3:01:08]   and he's just a guy, look Red Bar's hilarious[3:01:10]   so watch him make fun of other people, but as soon as you[3:01:12]   see your name show up in a subscription[3:01:14]   you're like, ah fuck, here we go[3:01:16]   he's incredible, he's a great podcast[3:01:18]   he's a great person[3:01:20]   I will say this, out of all of you guys[3:01:22]   he's the only one who's[3:01:24]   good at it[3:01:26]   I mean[3:01:28]   my mouth is on the floor[3:01:30]   Dave Smith[3:01:32]   just said to this group[3:01:34]   out of all of you guys who do this type of[3:01:36]   content, he's[3:01:38]   the only one that's good at it, not the best[3:01:40]   the only one that's[3:01:42]   good at it, from Dave[3:01:44]   Smith, I couldn't believe my ears[3:01:46]   me and Jules both cheered when this happened[3:01:48]   and yet Dave[3:01:50]   I somehow still[3:01:52]   am going to make sure you[3:01:54]   meet your end[3:02:00]   I hereby[3:02:02]   announce that I am going to physically[3:02:04]   assassinate Dave Smith[3:02:06]   guys, the rifle[3:02:08]   the old[3:02:10]   fashioned rifle way[3:02:12]   no I'm kidding, but you are a political[3:02:14]   figure, so watch out[3:02:16]   alright, let's hear this, there's[3:02:18]   a lot more here, this is great[3:02:20]   oh you can kill yourself, I just watched this guy go[3:02:22]   oh god, see, this player, I'm not[3:02:24]   good at this, I went back way too far there[3:02:26]   Jules[3:02:28]   he has the best way of doing it dude[3:02:30]   he calls it this, if you compliment him[3:02:32]   at all, because I've known Red Bar on Realist[3:02:34]   Podcast, and he's just a guy, look[3:02:36]   Red Bar's hilarious to watch and make fun of other people[3:02:38]   but as soon as you see your name show up in a[3:02:40]   subscription, you're like ah fuck, here we go[3:02:42]   what the fuck[3:02:44]   he's a great podcast[3:02:46]   I will say this, out of all[3:02:48]   of you guys, he's the only[3:02:50]   one who's good at it[3:02:52]   he is the only one[3:02:54]   I kind of think the whole thing sucks[3:02:56]   but he is good at it[3:02:58]   he's not attached to any of it[3:03:00]   so here's what he does though[3:03:02]   these guys are like fanning the fuck out[3:03:04]   as if they just found out they all listen to Taylor Swift[3:03:06]   but didn't know it[3:03:08]   she's like amazing too, live[3:03:10]   you know, like, they're all[3:03:12]   I've never seen[3:03:14]   an entire panel on Legion of Skanks hopping around[3:03:16]   like this before[3:03:18]   they're filled with[3:03:20]   Thrill[3:03:22]   and Joy just thinking about me[3:03:24]   and I'm sitting here saying I'm gonna kill them[3:03:28]   so what's going on[3:03:30]   why is Redmar so[3:03:32]   enjoyable[3:03:34]   let's find out[3:03:36]   he is the only one[3:03:38]   I kind of think the whole thing sucks[3:03:40]   but he is good at it[3:03:42]   he's not attached to any of it[3:03:44]   so here's what he does though, if you compliment him[3:03:46]   like we're doing right now[3:03:48]   he's gonna go, now I'm the Obeyment[3:03:50]   I think that's the funniest thing[3:03:52]   so he tricks you into[3:03:54]   not being able to compliment[3:03:56]   when you like him, he goes, you worship him[3:03:59]   I think that's double funny[3:04:01]   that's hilarious, obviously[3:04:03]   there's something about his really[3:04:05]   I'll comment on his Instagram sometimes[3:04:07]   and all his fans comment underneath me[3:04:09]   this is Obeyment[3:04:11]   the audience still[3:04:13]   they're not on their phones, they're not writing down[3:04:15]   my name[3:04:17]   so why, what is the pleasure of[3:04:19]   showing up[3:04:21]   you know, what is this audience getting out of this[3:04:23]   cause they don't care about this segment[3:04:25]   about me[3:04:27]   I didn't get one more click from this[3:04:32]   but I am honored, it's almost[3:04:34]   you want to take back everything you said about the guys, right?[3:04:36]   WRONG[3:04:39]   I was testing you[3:04:41]   you know[3:04:43]   you allow them to obey[3:04:45]   you be friends, like I said, I would[3:04:47]   if I had an oar, you ever played oar?[3:04:49]   it's where you go, who would you rather spend the whole weekend with?[3:04:52]   Sam Morrell and Mark Norman[3:04:55]   or[3:04:57]   Santino and Bobby Lee[3:04:59]   and then you go, oh fuck[3:05:01]   what kind of nightmare thing is this[3:05:03]   who would you rather do, have sex with your mom or your dad?[3:05:06]   you know, and what do you want to say[3:05:08]   oh, neither, neither is not an option[3:05:10]   in OAR[3:05:12]   just like the childhood game[3:05:14]   so, when you're doing an oar[3:05:16]   okay, who would you rather spend[3:05:18]   an Airbnb weekend with?[3:05:20]   pool, it's nice[3:05:22]   few dinners[3:05:25]   Big Jay or Dave Smith[3:05:27]   you pick Big Jay[3:05:29]   every time, you hear that Jay?[3:05:31]   you've won OAR[3:05:33]   winning OAR is a big deal[3:05:35]   and this is an oar coming from Jules and I[3:05:37]   this is who'd we[3:05:39]   actually spend[3:05:41]   the weekend with?[3:05:43]   and remember, we're not killing ourselves to get out of it[3:05:45]   we're not saying no one[3:05:47]   we picked you[3:05:49]   Jay[3:05:51]   Jason, of course, you know[3:05:53]   we're friends now, so[3:05:55]   Big Jason[3:05:57]   that woman is literally rolling her eyes[3:05:59]   yeah, you're rolling your eyes[3:06:01]   how about you get up and do some steps[3:06:03]   you fat bitch[3:06:05]   we need some more lit fans[3:06:07]   isn't this like a party?[3:06:09]   are you here to write this up in the newspaper[3:06:11]   for being offensive or something?[3:06:13]   and now you're under my control[3:06:15]   sorry, accident[3:06:17]   so, they're all talking about me[3:06:19]   even Dave Smith, I've been staring at him[3:06:21]   you know, I don't know if he learned[3:06:23]   how to cover up fear during all his[3:06:25]   political rallies[3:06:27]   but, you know[3:06:29]   he looks happy during this whole discussion[3:06:31]   that could be a politician's smile[3:06:33]   you know, they spend[3:06:35]   a hundred bucks, they get this new smile[3:06:37]   so, I don't know[3:06:39]   to see Dave Smith so delighted[3:06:41]   after what I've done to him[3:06:43]   and what I've threatened[3:06:45]   his family with[3:06:47]   to see him smile like this makes me go[3:06:49]   oh my god, this means everything[3:06:51]   this means, and it does[3:06:53]   I'll tell you this, what they're saying about me[3:06:55]   means everything to me[3:06:59]   you hear that?[3:07:01]   let's hear some more[3:07:03]   he's broken people before[3:07:05]   we had Patrick Melton[3:07:07]   who's in the middle of it all[3:07:09]   who's Patrick, is he a comic?[3:07:11]   who's Patrick, is he a comic?[3:07:13]   hear that?[3:07:15]   point for red bar[3:07:17]   so Lewis[3:07:19]   starts bringing up Melton[3:07:21]   our original fool[3:07:23]   Melton was on Legion of Skanks[3:07:25]   when Legion of Skanks was filmed in Anthony[3:07:27]   Kumi's basement, that many years ago[3:07:29]   Melton was trying to be a New York comic[3:07:31]   remember that?[3:07:33]   remember when Melton was a New York[3:07:35]   comic, he was trying to get into that scene[3:07:37]   it didn't work, he went on Legion of Skanks[3:07:39]   we covered the whole episode when it happened[3:07:41]   he bombed, and then Big Jay says this[3:07:43]   he's broken[3:07:45]   people before[3:07:47]   we had Patrick Melton[3:07:49]   who's in the middle of it all[3:07:51]   who's Patrick, is he a comic?[3:07:53]   he was on Legion of Skanks, it was one of the worst Legion of Skanks[3:07:55]   he was on a long time ago[3:07:57]   is he the photographer that used to do all the pictures?[3:07:59]   no, he was like an old[3:08:01]   Big Jay doesn't know you[3:08:05]   I bet you if you asked Melton in a private message[3:08:07]   before this aired, hey[3:08:09]   do you know Big Jay?[3:08:11]   he doesn't know you[3:08:13]   he said, is that the photographer?[3:08:15]   and[3:08:17]   I mean, unless he's[3:08:19]   spelling photographer, F-A-T-O[3:08:21]   get it?[3:08:23]   fat-tographer[3:08:25]   maybe[3:08:27]   it's like a pornographer[3:08:29]   and a big fat guy mixed together[3:08:31]   fatographer[3:08:33]   but no, Big Jay doesn't know you[3:08:35]   he's asking who you are[3:08:37]   Patrick Melton, and this gets even funnier[3:08:39]   I'll tell you why after this[3:08:41]   is he the photographer[3:08:43]   that used to do all the pictures?[3:08:45]   he was like an old school podcaster[3:08:47]   he was one of the first podcasters[3:08:49]   and I like Patrick[3:08:51]   he had a bad showing on Legion of Skanks[3:08:53]   he had a bad showing[3:08:55]   on Legion of Skanks[3:08:57]   that's from Lewis's mouth[3:09:01]   I like Patrick, he had a bad showing[3:09:03]   on Legion of Skanks, but[3:09:05]   wait till you hear[3:09:07]   why this is so funny[3:09:09]   I watched fucking Red Bar[3:09:11]   take Patrick Melton's soul[3:09:13]   I watched it happen in real[3:09:15]   fucking time, and I was like, I remember saying to Red Bar[3:09:17]   I was like, dude, if I was Patrick Melton, I'd kill you[3:09:19]   I'd actually kill you[3:09:21]   he would do eight hour shows on him[3:09:23]   and he was just like, breaking down[3:09:25]   he'd stop it every second, breaking down the cadence[3:09:27]   and here's what Red Bar's good at, he figures[3:09:29]   out what sucks about you, and he learns how[3:09:31]   to pull those threads, and everybody has[3:09:33]   shit that sucks about them[3:09:35]   a lot of other people have a lot more that sucks about them[3:09:37]   than others, but everybody's got some shit that[3:09:39]   sucks, so it's a great thing[3:09:41]   that he does, but I watched him fucking really[3:09:43]   break down Patrick Melton[3:09:45]   and then they put[3:09:47]   up a picture[3:09:49]   I mean, this is like a fantasy[3:09:51]   if you've been listening to Red Bar since the Melton days[3:09:53]   you must be dying at home, I can't even[3:09:55]   imagine what you're feeling right now[3:09:57]   they put up a picture of Melton[3:09:59]   looking like a perverse stand-up[3:10:01]   going like this[3:10:03]   and they're discussing[3:10:05]   how I broke[3:10:07]   him, I'll tell you why this[3:10:09]   gets better, remember the Melton[3:10:11]   part, and the getting better part[3:10:13]   and wait till you hear the story after this[3:10:15]   but I watched him fucking really[3:10:17]   break down Patrick Melton[3:10:19]   even though my girlfriend doesn't do this[3:10:21]   I wish she would, just blindly follow everything I say[3:10:23]   but on a show, it's the[3:10:25]   thing that I hate the most, and also[3:10:27]   if you're a person who's talking about much driving nuts[3:10:29]   is this off-camera girlfriend going like[3:10:31]   yeah, get him, get him a body pad[3:10:33]   he's a good[3:10:35]   front kick, Johnny, she's just there[3:10:37]   doing all that like this[3:10:39]   I looked her up, she's cute[3:10:41]   there's not very much she can say[3:10:43]   I looked her up, she's cute[3:10:45]   write him up[3:10:47]   excuse me[3:10:49]   but yes, I like how big John understands this[3:10:51]   hopefully that means you watch my acting debut[3:10:53]   yeah, I'm sure he'll see that[3:10:55]   in a couple of months[3:10:57]   so, but yes, it's like[3:10:59]   with Sam Tripoli and Joey Diaz[3:11:01]   we always said, this must bother them[3:11:03]   so much that there's a girl here[3:11:05]   some no-name nothing girl[3:11:07]   laughing, and Joey really[3:11:09]   remember, Joey Diaz really[3:11:11]   got mad, it wasn't any of the stuff I said[3:11:13]   when Joey Diaz got his most[3:11:15]   mad, it was over Jules[3:11:17]   saying, ew, imagine[3:11:19]   having to do jujitsu with[3:11:21]   Joey Diaz sick[3:11:23]   he heard that from a girl[3:11:25]   and that really[3:11:27]   yeah, that[3:11:29]   stung, man[3:11:31]   cause he's, obviously[3:11:33]   it's like, I don't know if that's something[3:11:35]   he's never even thought about, but he knows he's a big[3:11:37]   fat fucking rock monster[3:11:39]   and to hear a girl say that, cause girls[3:11:41]   are usually polite, right?[3:11:43]   especially polite girls[3:11:45]   you know, it's one thing for some crazy[3:11:47]   meth addicted skank to[3:11:49]   say something like that, but for a nice[3:11:51]   girl like Jules to say that[3:11:53]   well, that gives a lot[3:11:55]   more validity[3:11:57]   to this claim about how[3:11:59]   disgusting it would be to[3:12:01]   in fact, do jujitsu[3:12:03]   with[3:12:05]   Joey Diaz[3:12:07]   and that kind of stuff[3:12:09]   you know, when Sam Tripoli[3:12:11]   heard Jules cackling[3:12:13]   as I said I wanted to[3:12:15]   do this to that[3:12:17]   do that to his kids[3:12:19]   that[3:12:21]   drives a man nuts[3:12:23]   I'm just trying to have a nice time[3:12:25]   I don't know why it's such a problem[3:12:27]   it ain't[3:12:29]   and it's harassment, if it is[3:12:31]   it's women harassment[3:12:33]   so for[3:12:35]   big J to pick up on this means[3:12:37]   the world to me, do you[3:12:39]   hear that J? it means the world to me too[3:12:41]   it means the world to us[3:12:43]   maybe we can spend two weekends together[3:12:45]   I'd like to actually go on this[3:12:47]   trip[3:12:49]   do you want to see Beyonce with us J?[3:12:51]   yes[3:12:53]   but we only have two tickets so maybe just me and him[3:12:55]   I apply him another ticket[3:12:57]   do you know[3:12:59]   big J got his start, I'm not even[3:13:01]   kidding, got his start with Kevin Hart[3:13:03]   I'm not kidding[3:13:05]   she goes[3:13:07]   I'm not[3:13:09]   kidding, big J got his start with Kevin[3:13:11]   Hart, they're good friends[3:13:13]   isn't that weird? so I'm basically[3:13:15]   this close to heart[3:13:17]   I'm pretty much blended in with[3:13:19]   all of the mainstream now[3:13:21]   all of the celebs[3:13:23]   I've got a tie to each one[3:13:25]   of them[3:13:27]   so let's hear some more[3:13:29]   I looked her up, she's cute[3:13:31]   there's not very much to say[3:13:33]   she wears a clock around her neck[3:13:35]   but Lewis is right, like it's[3:13:37]   twofold, he'll find the thing that you don't[3:13:39]   like about yourself or he'll find the thing that[3:13:41]   you didn't know you suck at[3:13:43]   and then highlight it[3:13:45]   I think if you're a good comic, you're very aware[3:13:47]   I love when people trivialize my[3:13:49]   comedy because I'm like, yeah sort of[3:13:51]   everyone goes like[3:13:53]   you ever see a black dick but you ever fuck a black guy[3:13:55]   before?[3:13:57]   you work so hard at your comedy[3:13:59]   and you're one of the greats, it's very funny to me[3:14:01]   that you should be emotional[3:14:03]   about it and you don't, like if somebody fucks[3:14:05]   with your comedy, you're like yeah whatever, maybe it's because you're so good at it[3:14:07]   how seriously can he take it?[3:14:09]   he's a stand up comedian[3:14:11]   who doesn't write jokes or stand up[3:14:13]   Lewis is going to say something good[3:14:15]   how much can he get?[3:14:17]   how serious can he be[3:14:19]   if someone points it out and I go[3:14:21]   if somebody makes fun of how you dress[3:14:23]   you shut down like a little baby girl[3:14:25]   yes you do, right now you are[3:14:27]   if someone makes fun of how Big J[3:14:29]   dresses or looks[3:14:31]   he shuts down[3:14:33]   and Big J goes[3:14:35]   you know I don't[3:14:37]   have a problem with how he looks[3:14:39]   I'll tell him that[3:14:41]   I think he's cool[3:14:43]   I think he looks better than[3:14:45]   these other boys, at least he's dressing[3:14:47]   fun and young[3:14:49]   you know everybody else, I mean you know who really[3:14:51]   looks like shit? every other comic[3:14:53]   you ever see Santino's little outfits?[3:14:55]   you ever see that[3:14:57]   naviness of Santino's[3:14:59]   jeans? you ever seen Joe Rogan in a[3:15:01]   pink hoodie?[3:15:03]   in tight little jeans?[3:15:05]   Big J's got his own style going on[3:15:07]   Big J's got a nice friendly style[3:15:09]   Balenciaga in a way[3:15:11]   it almost is Balenciaga, it's high end[3:15:13]   and Trump[3:15:15]   but you know[3:15:17]   I don't make fun of Big J's looks[3:15:19]   you'd think I would, you'd think I'd go look at his hair[3:15:21]   look at his, and I have[3:15:23]   but I'll tell you this[3:15:25]   those looks are fucking[3:15:27]   fire[3:15:29]   and you should be proud of yourself[3:15:31]   for at least dressing cool[3:15:33]   but that's interesting[3:15:35]   that I got you, he doesn't care[3:15:37]   if you make fun of his comedy[3:15:39]   he knows that sucks, but he[3:15:41]   wants to look really cool so that would hurt him[3:15:43]   and you know what[3:15:45]   I want to[3:15:47]   retract, Jay[3:15:49]   don't take this negatively at all because again[3:15:51]   I owe you my heart[3:15:53]   with this[3:15:55]   look at your face, oh no[3:15:57]   dude, my shirt's cool[3:15:59]   Jay's leaving[3:16:01]   to get cheese[3:16:03]   I'm sorry, the headdress was[3:16:05]   way too tight, it was starting to imprint[3:16:07]   on my brain[3:16:09]   he loves, he doesn't fucking care[3:16:11]   but you attack his fucking dumb shirts[3:16:13]   don't talk about my nose rings[3:16:15]   or corn[3:16:17]   it's my two things[3:16:19]   Jay, you suck at your family and career[3:16:21]   no, I think that's why I think that[3:16:23]   the red bar guy is funny[3:16:25]   he's like, I don't take myself out, I don't think I'm the[3:16:27]   end all be all of anything, so you could trivialize me[3:16:29]   down to whatever, I think it's fun[3:16:31]   the thing that made me watch him[3:16:33]   at all was Louis told me[3:16:35]   he was like, yo red bar, when we did[3:16:37]   when me and Dan were in between contracts[3:16:39]   it was serious, we did a couple of shows[3:16:41]   at Gas Digital called The Orphan Tapes we just did[3:16:43]   and we were just doing a show, and he was just playing[3:16:45]   a part of it, Louis called me to tell me[3:16:47]   he was just playing a part of it anywhere[3:16:49]   just throw a dart in the middle of the show[3:16:51]   when we're talking about whatever, and he just[3:16:53]   pauses it after a minute and goes[3:16:55]   it's just not good[3:16:57]   he was trying to hear the math[3:16:59]   he just told me on the phone, I was like[3:17:01]   give some shit dude, I think it's funny[3:17:03]   I'm like that's hilarious[3:17:05]   his rhythm and cadence when he's dissecting[3:17:07]   someone or something is so goddamn[3:17:09]   funny[3:17:11]   two old[3:17:13]   fucking poor people[3:17:15]   his delivery and cadence[3:17:17]   when he's dissecting someone[3:17:19]   is just so damn funny[3:17:21]   I would never say that about anybody ever[3:17:23]   I wouldn't even say that about[3:17:25]   Colin Farrell[3:17:27]   what is it your[3:17:29]   business what are cadences[3:17:31]   I don't like[3:17:33]   my cadence being discussed[3:17:35]   by him how about you shut up[3:17:37]   and then what are you looking at him, you're like[3:17:39]   that's exactly right[3:17:41]   that's a nice insight, that's lovely[3:17:43]   Charles[3:17:45]   that's exactly right[3:17:47]   it's not exactly right, I cannot[3:17:49]   have this, I have decided[3:17:51]   I don't give a fuck[3:17:53]   I have decided to hurt you in a[3:17:55]   brand new way[3:17:57]   we haven't figured it out[3:17:59]   but now you're getting a little[3:18:01]   too comfortable thinking you know the ins[3:18:03]   and outs of Red Bear[3:18:05]   so I gotta come up with a bunch of new, more painful[3:18:07]   newer pains[3:18:09]   scratches[3:18:11]   that stay around longer[3:18:13]   stuff to do to you guys[3:18:15]   okay, you've just pushed me to my[3:18:17]   next level[3:18:19]   alright, now that you think this is a laugh[3:18:21]   fest, do you see this audience[3:18:23]   they could care less about what[3:18:25]   I've done in my cadence[3:18:27]   it's just some old man talking[3:18:29]   about some guy's cadence[3:18:33]   are you sure you guys aren't here to see Red Scare?[3:18:35]   they're waiting to see[3:18:37]   yeah, Legion of Skanks is just Red Scare's[3:18:39]   opener, that's why the crowd looks like this[3:18:41]   alright, let's hear some more[3:18:43]   he's good, and by the way, go[3:18:45]   by the way,[3:18:47]   porcelain, make a documentary about me[3:18:49]   and Mike David, please keep talking about me[3:18:51]   please don't stop[3:18:53]   he just dared you[3:18:55]   I hope Mike David spends the next two years[3:18:57]   trying to destroy you[3:18:59]   I keep waiting for my special to be reviewed by him[3:19:01]   tell me the flaws, I know[3:19:03]   don't tell him about what we said about his special[3:19:05]   okay, let him[3:19:07]   let him relax for a week[3:19:09]   your special was fine[3:19:11]   don't tell him[3:19:13]   what we said about it, okay[3:19:15]   that's probably why he's so excited[3:19:17]   my special came out[3:19:19]   Mike didn't say nothing[3:19:21]   it scares me too[3:19:23]   I think we start, you know, I was looking on[3:19:25]   Rotten Tomatoes the other day[3:19:27]   every movie, every TV show gets rated[3:19:29]   stand-up comedy specials get like[3:19:31]   no ratings[3:19:33]   okay, you go on Rotten Tomatoes, they get like[3:19:35]   no ratings stand-up comedy specials[3:19:37]   and they're usually rated high[3:19:39]   because it's just like the audience fans[3:19:41]   but I notice there's no critics[3:19:43]   rating[3:19:45]   these specials[3:19:47]   so, today[3:19:49]   I hereby announce[3:19:51]   that I am becoming[3:19:53]   a certified critic[3:19:55]   for the[3:19:57]   sole purpose of giving these[3:19:59]   comics a fair[3:20:01]   review, you know, because they get none[3:20:03]   secondary to that[3:20:05]   I have a plan to start a[3:20:07]   very certified[3:20:09]   very legit website[3:20:11]   where all the specials are rated[3:20:13]   and all the comedians are[3:20:15]   rated daily[3:20:17]   the ratings, of course, are done by me[3:20:19]   but they're suggested that they're[3:20:21]   voted on, so for instance[3:20:23]   you go to this website and it[3:20:25]   let's pull up Andrew Santino, okay[3:20:27]   he's rated a 14%[3:20:29]   by, and then I'm gonna write in[3:20:31]   62,821 votes[3:20:35]   this site will appear[3:20:37]   to be[3:20:39]   Democratic, this will appear to be[3:20:41]   a legitimate business[3:20:43]   and these comics are gonna go nuts[3:20:45]   when their rating is the[3:20:47]   first thing, you know, you type in their name[3:20:49]   we're gonna spend a lot of money to get this CEO'd[3:20:51]   you type in their name up[3:20:53]   Andrew Santino rating[3:20:55]   an official rottencomedians.net[3:20:57]   yes, like Santino's cheeseburger has an[3:20:59]   81% audience score with[3:21:01]   50 plus ratings, but the tomato[3:21:03]   meter, the critics score[3:21:05]   there's only two reviews, so it's showing up as[3:21:07]   nothing, and both of the critics[3:21:09]   reviews are bad[3:21:11]   they say, I can imagine[3:21:13]   that most people would turn this off[3:21:15]   about halfway through[3:21:17]   and the other guy says, Santino's burger[3:21:19]   doesn't provide the most satisfying meal[3:21:21]   for my palate[3:21:23]   yeah, and what's the score from the critics though[3:21:25]   it doesn't have one because there's only two reviews[3:21:27]   exactly, so we need to become[3:21:29]   certified critics and get these people[3:21:31]   to all have the worst rotten tomato[3:21:33]   how do we do this?[3:21:35]   so yes, I've got a lot of stuff, and[3:21:37]   how funny would it be if I actually, like[3:21:39]   don't I qualify[3:21:41]   as a certified, surely I could[3:21:43]   be a critic, like a legit[3:21:45]   this guy's got a fucking critics license[3:21:47]   I swear there's people who just write like movie blogs[3:21:49]   and stuff, and they're going after this[3:21:51]   so imagine I blow this business open, and all the[3:21:53]   comedians, I'm the only critic, it's not like other[3:21:55]   people are going to start doing this, I'm the[3:21:57]   only critic, and I'm writing the nastiest[3:21:59]   reviews about them, but those reviews[3:22:01]   are now being upheld[3:22:03]   officially, online and such[3:22:05]   I think they could really get under their skin[3:22:07]   it's payback time[3:22:09]   comics[3:22:11]   alright, let's hear a little bit more from our Red Bar in the Wild[3:22:13]   we're doing Legion of Skanks[3:22:15]   getting compliments[3:22:17]   all around[3:22:19]   I'll tell you where they are too[3:22:21]   can we talk about[3:22:23]   Darrington, did you find the story about the doctor[3:22:25]   on the babysitter?[3:22:27]   Legion of Skanks, Red Bar[3:22:29]   now remember when I told you that there's[3:22:31]   something so funny that happened[3:22:33]   now we don't have the tape, because[3:22:35]   Patrick Melton[3:22:37]   nobody had an overdose login like I[3:22:39]   explained before, so I couldn't get the tape[3:22:41]   but[3:22:43]   for some god-given reason[3:22:45]   and you know Melton's never done this[3:22:47]   Melton[3:22:49]   two days ago, or whenever this was[3:22:51]   launches a live stream[3:22:53]   and the live stream is titled[3:22:55]   Nobody Likes Onions[3:22:57]   Live Watch[3:22:59]   of Legion of Skanks[3:23:01]   and because this Reverend[3:23:03]   Bob Levy was on[3:23:05]   Legion of Skanks, Melton's covering[3:23:07]   the Bob Levy universe, the Kevin Brennan[3:23:09]   the Steel Toe universe, and they're all[3:23:11]   mixed in, so Melton decides[3:23:13]   this is going to be the very episode[3:23:15]   that he live streams[3:23:17]   and does a full watch on[3:23:19]   live while it's happening[3:23:21]   imagine Melton's surprise[3:23:23]   when they start talking[3:23:25]   about how I dismantled[3:23:27]   Melton[3:23:29]   this motherfucker had to sit there[3:23:31]   during his live show[3:23:33]   and he was like making fun of them[3:23:35]   and he was doing a watch[3:23:37]   and then the watch turns into them[3:23:39]   Big J, Dave[3:23:41]   and Lewis all[3:23:43]   confirming all the[3:23:45]   worst things I've ever said about Melton[3:23:47]   like we just heard[3:23:49]   he didn't have a good showing on Legion of Skanks[3:23:51]   and apparently[3:23:53]   Melton was sitting there going, it's crazy if[3:23:55]   you believe any of this[3:23:57]   we have a tiny clip that someone posted in[3:23:59]   that thread, but it's not very good[3:24:01]   what we have[3:24:03]   how amazing is that? So, Melton thought he was[3:24:05]   doing a big boy watch like us[3:24:07]   decides, you know[3:24:09]   and this never happens, you know, any other day[3:24:11]   he would have been able to watch Legion of Skanks[3:24:13]   and perform his watch[3:24:15]   but he has to watch them[3:24:17]   praise me[3:24:19]   for 15 minutes[3:24:21]   and then talk about[3:24:23]   Melton's downfall[3:24:25]   and then he's got to[3:24:27]   look at his chat and go, I can explain[3:24:29]   so[3:24:31]   we haven't been able to get a login[3:24:33]   I tried all day[3:24:35]   so we don't have the[3:24:37]   tapes, but we have[3:24:39]   a small clip[3:24:41]   let's see what this is[3:24:43]   I think it's in the comments[3:24:45]   yeah, you'll see[3:24:47]   it has 36 likes[3:24:49]   the comment that you're looking for[3:24:51]   I think it's from Jaden Cartier[3:24:53]   yeah, here it is[3:24:55]   oh, this is bad, yeah[3:24:57]   this is all we have[3:24:59]   I tried recording[3:25:01]   NLO reacting[3:25:03]   but the video quality was so poor I gave up[3:25:05]   needs a full HD clip archived[3:25:07]   huge obeyment[3:25:09]   15 minutes of red bar praise[3:25:11]   and here is the tape of Melton watching[3:25:13]   now the audio is so fucked[3:25:15]   so here's Melton in the corner, look at that[3:25:17]   watching what we just watched[3:25:19]   and he's live, so he can't[3:25:21]   turn it off, this is what he promised everybody[3:25:23]   they were going to watch, so they had to sit there[3:25:25]   and sit through that[3:25:27]   let's see what this guy captured[3:25:29]   again, this is a destroyed tape[3:25:31]   here we go[3:25:33]   I'll comment on[3:25:35]   his instagram sometimes[3:25:37]   and all his fans comment underneath him[3:25:39]   this is all we have[3:25:41]   he's broken people before[3:25:43]   oh yeah dude, like[3:25:45]   the guy who had them[3:25:47]   in the middle of the past[3:25:49]   who's Patrick, is he a comment?[3:25:51]   are you talking about Mame?[3:25:53]   hahaha[3:25:55]   pause, pause[3:25:59]   so Melton's watching live[3:26:01]   and then he hears[3:26:03]   they're talking about him[3:26:05]   I haven't seen this actually[3:26:07]   I thought the tape was worse[3:26:13]   and I like Patrick, he was[3:26:15]   he had a bad showing on Legion of Skins[3:26:17]   he's a good dude[3:26:19]   I didn't think it was[3:26:21]   I watched it happen[3:26:23]   what are you talking about?[3:26:25]   everybody's so crazy[3:26:27]   I saw Mike take Patrick's soul[3:26:29]   and he goes from laughing[3:26:31]   hysterically to[3:26:33]   pretty mad[3:26:35]   what are you talking about?[3:26:37]   which is always what you want to say[3:26:39]   when[3:26:41]   defending yourself[3:26:43]   what are you talking about?[3:26:45]   that sounds legit[3:26:47]   ok, let's see that again[3:26:49]   everybody's so crazy[3:26:51]   and that's all we got[3:26:53]   see that's what I mean, that's all we got[3:26:55]   I would kill to see the whole damn thing[3:26:57]   I know[3:26:59]   I want to hear more of his defense[3:27:01]   yeah, but look how he went from laughing[3:27:03]   when he thought this was harmless[3:27:05]   so let's see that again real quick[3:27:09]   I mean this was our dream when we were covering[3:27:11]   Melton for stuff like this to happen[3:27:13]   and now it is[3:27:15]   come on[3:27:17]   you've broken people before[3:27:23]   who's Patrick? is he a comic?[3:27:25]   are you talking about me?[3:27:27]   oh, he was on a long time ago[3:27:37]   he had a bad showing on Legion of Skins[3:27:41]   I didn't think it was[3:27:43]   take Patrick Melton's soul[3:27:45]   I mean, what are you talking about?[3:27:47]   everybody's so crazy[3:27:49]   I'd kill you[3:27:51]   maybe Patrick didn't care at all[3:27:53]   what if there's[3:27:55]   what if there's a possibility[3:27:57]   where he's like, dude, it was funny[3:27:59]   who cares?[3:28:01]   I think he has psychosis[3:28:03]   how about that for Redbar in the wild[3:28:05]   we're going to take a break here[3:28:07]   remember, join that Scars Club[3:28:09]   you got to see the last episode[3:28:11]   our entire archives there[3:28:13]   we'll see you guys right after this short break[3:28:15]   we're just going to go freshen up, okay?[3:28:17]   we'll see you soon, don't go anywhere[3:28:43]   thanks for watching![3:29:13]   thanks for watching![3:29:43]   thanks for watching![3:30:13]   thanks for watching![3:30:43]   thanks for watching![3:31:13]   thanks for watching![3:31:43]   thanks for watching![3:32:13]   thanks for watching![3:32:33]   welcome back to Redbar[3:32:35]   thanks for giving us a try[3:32:37]   the show that goes anywhere[3:32:39]   and does anything[3:32:41]   doesn't stop, thank you[3:32:43]   thank you, thank you, thank you[3:32:45]   went to the bathroom bad[3:32:47]   went real bad[3:32:49]   got some more water[3:32:51]   the back rooms[3:32:53]   who's familiar with the back rooms?[3:32:55]   very cool stuff[3:32:57]   I watched about 8 hours of back room footage[3:32:59]   I'm not going to explain what it is[3:33:01]   I watched about 8 hours of this footage[3:33:03]   and I was watching it[3:33:05]   and then I realized[3:33:07]   I looked over, I realized[3:33:09]   Rose was fast asleep[3:33:11]   she had fallen asleep during back rooms[3:33:13]   and I did have nightmares after that[3:33:15]   I had been watching back rooms[3:33:17]   all alone for probably[3:33:19]   20 minutes, I thought we were both[3:33:21]   so captivated, she wasn't saying a word[3:33:23]   turns out she was sleeping[3:33:25]   I instantly flipped on those lights[3:33:27]   turned off those back rooms[3:33:29]   put on Rogan[3:33:31]   that was a close one[3:33:33]   you can't watch that stuff alone[3:33:35]   alright, we've got some interesting updates[3:33:37]   last week we told you to[3:33:39]   scare Sam Talent[3:33:41]   remember that?[3:33:43]   scare Sam Talent[3:33:45]   we have an update on that[3:33:47]   so many of you went to his Instagram[3:33:49]   and started scaring him[3:33:51]   oh Mike is really mad at you[3:33:53]   remember Sam Talent[3:33:55]   this is that comedian with the chops[3:33:57]   they're trying to push him, he's the next Stavros[3:33:59]   they're trying to get him everywhere[3:34:01]   he's the next Shane, you're going to see him everywhere[3:34:03]   Sam Talent, remember the name[3:34:05]   so we decided to[3:34:07]   induct with his scare[3:34:09]   right?[3:34:11]   welcome, Sam[3:34:15]   and he got scared[3:34:17]   this fucking rock[3:34:19]   so scared, all the evidence is deleted[3:34:21]   but we have some of it here[3:34:23]   so let's see, Sam Talent[3:34:25]   is this it?[3:34:27]   the Facebook group?[3:34:29]   let's see what we've got here[3:34:31]   you guys were leaving comments[3:34:33]   pretty funny stuff, let's see what this one is[3:34:35]   so here's Sam Talent's dumb Instagram post[3:34:39]   somebody comments, I like this but[3:34:41]   why are you trying to pretend that you don't know[3:34:43]   who Mike David from Red Bar is, Sam?[3:34:45]   and Sam says[3:34:47]   I just googled him[3:34:49]   he was on the Gavin McInnes show?[3:34:51]   ok, that's just one, that's a light[3:34:53]   we're going to show you all these[3:34:55]   did I click on the first one?[3:34:57]   let's see what I got here[3:34:59]   so, yeah, people were[3:35:01]   messaging with him all day, what's this one about?[3:35:03]   is this Sam Talent?[3:35:05]   friend of Bill Burr[3:35:07]   reached out to me regarding[3:35:09]   Sam Talent, what is this?[3:35:11]   friend of Bill Burr's wife[3:35:13]   reached out to me regarding Sam Talent[3:35:15]   so what's going on here?[3:35:17]   that's just showing his profile and that's the message[3:35:19]   he sent[3:35:21]   ok, this is a guy who's friends[3:35:23]   with Bill Burr's wife[3:35:25]   or is that a joke?[3:35:27]   so many people were messaging Sam Talent[3:35:29]   and scaring him with Red Bar's watching[3:35:31]   Mike's doing an investigation[3:35:33]   Sam was responding to everyone with like[3:35:35]   who's Mike, what's going on?[3:35:37]   just like that guy that we showed you from the podcast[3:35:39]   almost doing an identical thing, but text[3:35:41]   so Sam was freaking out[3:35:43]   he was getting hundreds of comments[3:35:45]   Red Bar's coming for you, they're doing a doc[3:35:47]   and he's asking everyone[3:35:49]   he spent the whole day trying to figure out[3:35:51]   what was going on[3:35:53]   very similar to that other podcast[3:35:55]   so this guy[3:35:57]   EZ, who's a friend of Bill Burr's wife[3:35:59]   messages[3:36:01]   somebody who's friends with him[3:36:03]   and he goes, dude, why is Red Bar[3:36:05]   mad at Sam Talent?[3:36:07]   so, the popularity[3:36:09]   of this scare[3:36:11]   has reached such a widespread[3:36:13]   that people are asking[3:36:15]   other people, this is exactly[3:36:17]   what I want to do, why is Red Bar[3:36:19]   going after Sam Talent?[3:36:21]   what happened?[3:36:23]   nothing happened, well, hundreds of things[3:36:25]   happened in my mind[3:36:27]   let's see another one here[3:36:29]   and again, Sam spent the whole day[3:36:31]   investigating this, here we go[3:36:33]   this is from Sam Talent himself[3:36:35]   is he messaging people?[3:36:37]   yes, so people are leaving comments[3:36:39]   and he's messaging the[3:36:41]   commenters, going[3:36:43]   hey dude, who's Red Bar?[3:36:47]   don't worry about it, he spent the whole[3:36:49]   day investigating a false[3:36:51]   scare[3:36:53]   a crap scare[3:36:55]   but now[3:36:57]   he should be scared, just like the other guy, yes you[3:36:59]   should really be scared because I keep finding out[3:37:01]   more disgusturies about you[3:37:03]   so yeah, I put some[3:37:05]   two discoveries that I made about him[3:37:07]   oh yeah, Sam Talent[3:37:09]   I caught him self-promoting[3:37:11]   himself on[3:37:13]   the Kill Tony Reddit, it's worse than[3:37:15]   you think, he was a guest on Kill[3:37:17]   Tony and[3:37:19]   they loved him, in the comments of the Kill Tony[3:37:21]   episode, these[3:37:23]   new age, this new[3:37:25]   group of Joe Rogan fans[3:37:27]   I don't know what you consider a Joe Rogan[3:37:29]   fan to be right now, but I'll tell you[3:37:31]   what it is, Joke World[3:37:33]   remember that nerd kid, Joke World?[3:37:35]   they're these like[3:37:37]   goody, two shoes[3:37:39]   good kids, that just[3:37:41]   love the art of comedy[3:37:43]   and why do they love it? Well because they've[3:37:45]   been brainwashed into thinking they[3:37:47]   love it, from hearing[3:37:49]   every comedian talk about the art of[3:37:51]   comedy over and over and over again[3:37:53]   for seven years[3:37:55]   if you tune into a comedian podcast, they're gonna[3:37:57]   be talking about the craft[3:37:59]   and they do this so much that it inspires[3:38:01]   loser, geeks,[3:38:03]   idiots, nerds, dipshits[3:38:05]   into thinking they[3:38:07]   love comedy now[3:38:09]   and they all went to Austin[3:38:11]   if you see Joe Rogan's crowd[3:38:13]   it used to be what? You'd think it was[3:38:15]   like meathead, alpha guys[3:38:17]   right? Hunters and all these[3:38:19]   no, that's a small[3:38:21]   section of his crowd now[3:38:23]   the main portion of his crowd[3:38:25]   are these little goody[3:38:27]   two shoe comedy nerds[3:38:29]   like that kid who used to do the Kanye West[3:38:31]   podcast, Chris, they're these like[3:38:33]   super fan[3:38:35]   super sweet kids[3:38:37]   they're like[3:38:39]   smart, but not[3:38:41]   street smart, like they're all really good in[3:38:43]   school, kids, clean cut[3:38:45]   and they're like[3:38:47]   reciting, they've like bought into[3:38:49]   everything the comedians have ever said[3:38:51]   and they like love[3:38:53]   Shane and they love[3:38:55]   Santino[3:38:57]   and they think all these guys are so great[3:38:59]   and it's almost like[3:39:01]   this comedy circle[3:39:03]   they like would kill to[3:39:05]   be a part of it, like they want to be a[3:39:07]   part of it, it's like these lonely[3:39:09]   like geeky kids[3:39:11]   and they're everywhere now[3:39:13]   and when[3:39:15]   Sam Talent was on Kill Tony[3:39:17]   Robin Tran says the open mic[3:39:19]   scene is just dog shit more so[3:39:21]   than it has ever been, like these kind[3:39:23]   of kids now, so it's not like[3:39:25]   ruthless wise guys anymore[3:39:27]   it's like nerds, it's all like[3:39:29]   nerdy basic[3:39:31]   little bitches[3:39:33]   like joke world, imagine[3:39:35]   joke world multiplying by a[3:39:37]   thousand, just watch Kill Tony, you'll get it[3:39:39]   two kids who like[3:39:41]   let's save up and drive to[3:39:43]   Austin, I mean let's just see[3:39:45]   what it's about[3:39:47]   and they like, their parents are involved in the trip[3:39:49]   like they're not paying for it[3:39:51]   but like this is like a big deal[3:39:53]   and they're like, their family is like[3:39:55]   seeing them off at the airport to go to Austin[3:39:57]   to see the comics, it's like[3:39:59]   that, so Sam Talent goes on[3:40:01]   Kill Tony and all these little comedy nerd faggots[3:40:03]   are like, oh my god, Sam was amazing, please[3:40:05]   have him back, he's so good, oh[3:40:07]   my god, he like really understands the craft[3:40:09]   so Sam[3:40:11]   remember I said Sam is eager[3:40:13]   right? Sam, none of you even[3:40:15]   know him, that's why this is all[3:40:17]   so bad[3:40:19]   Sam saw what happened to Shane[3:40:21]   Sam saw what Theo[3:40:23]   Vaughn, he wants to be one of those[3:40:25]   and he's close to being it, he's doing[3:40:27]   all the right things, posting all the right[3:40:29]   Instagram stories and he's[3:40:31]   got the little words that spell out his[3:40:33]   stupid crowd work bits that he posts[3:40:35]   every day at the same time to get[3:40:37]   the most engagement[3:40:39]   via his managers[3:40:41]   prompts[3:40:45]   I was watching the Met Gala, every girl[3:40:47]   who discusses the Met Gala was like, did you[3:40:49]   you know they really[3:40:51]   paid tribute to the prompt[3:40:53]   please stop, please stop[3:40:55]   it's called the theme, they paid tribute to the theme[3:40:57]   not the prompt[3:40:59]   so[3:41:01]   Sam Talent, I catch[3:41:03]   him self promoting again on the Kill Tony[3:41:05]   wait till you see[3:41:07]   what this[3:41:09]   faggot[3:41:11]   was caught doing[3:41:13]   this is a screenshot[3:41:15]   do we have the whole[3:41:17]   I don't see it[3:41:19]   refresh[3:41:21]   here I'll send it to you in a text[3:41:23]   maybe it's goofed, you know I don't[3:41:25]   update my apps anymore[3:41:27]   that's another thing about me, I have[3:41:29]   uh, updation[3:41:31]   fears and anxieties[3:41:33]   I don't update[3:41:35]   except for the security stuff[3:41:37]   but for an app like our note system[3:41:39]   I'm too afraid to update, I think it's gonna wipe[3:41:41]   my drives[3:41:43]   so that's probably why we have[3:41:45]   these discrepancies so often[3:41:47]   I have updation[3:41:49]   fears[3:41:51]   just joking, I'm just busy and[3:41:53]   I don't have time to plug in my phone[3:41:55]   so[3:41:57]   I catch Sam Talent doing this and you're gonna gasp[3:41:59]   because all you guys are cool enough to[3:42:01]   know why this is not cool[3:42:03]   Kill Tony[3:42:05]   Reddit[3:42:07]   here's the post[3:42:09]   this is Sam Talent[3:42:13]   posted by Sam Talent[3:42:15]   just wanted to say thanks for all[3:42:17]   the love y'all[3:42:19]   I had an excellent time on the show[3:42:21]   and I can't wait to come back[3:42:23]   if the mods don't mind[3:42:25]   I have a podcast called Chubby Bohemeth[3:42:27]   here's the link[3:42:29]   what the fuck[3:42:33]   the only other person I've ever seen[3:42:35]   try this on Reddit is Jeremiah Wonder[3:42:37]   yes, Jeremiah Wonder[3:42:39]   and he even knows not to go to the podcast specific[3:42:41]   Reddits, he just did it on stand up[3:42:43]   comedy[3:42:45]   I gasped when I saw this[3:42:47]   and the only reason I saw this is because I went on[3:42:49]   Reddit to see if people were talking about Hila[3:42:51]   Klein, that's the only reason[3:42:53]   I ever go on Reddit, find them these three[3:42:55]   and[3:42:57]   in my suggested[3:42:59]   I saw this, this is Sam Talent[3:43:01]   and I go whoa, whoa, whoa[3:43:03]   and it was exactly what I[3:43:05]   thought it was[3:43:07]   just wanted to say thanks for all the love y'all[3:43:09]   I had an excellent, so he's going[3:43:11]   for it, he's going[3:43:13]   for it, yeah[3:43:15]   after Sam Talent's appearance on Kill Tony[3:43:17]   they loved him, they couldn't stop posting[3:43:19]   but finally a breath of fresh air[3:43:21]   he's the best guest ever, show your friends[3:43:23]   so he saw[3:43:25]   that and was like, it's time baby[3:43:27]   it's time and he's pulling the trigger[3:43:29]   and he's nervously sitting there[3:43:31]   all day[3:43:33]   online and it's even worse than[3:43:35]   this, he posts this and then[3:43:37]   nice[3:43:39]   replies[3:43:41]   flirts[3:43:43]   charms, charm[3:43:45]   reply, wait till you see the replies[3:43:47]   so and he'll[3:43:49]   reply to everybody[3:43:51]   so here's a comment[3:43:53]   you were one of the best guests on Kill Tony[3:43:55]   lol I kept cracking up watching[3:43:57]   your reaction to the people who got called[3:43:59]   out of the bucket, enjoyed your[3:44:01]   JRE ep 2[3:44:03]   and then Sam Talent replies, they were all[3:44:05]   freaks[3:44:07]   okay so he's doing a little[3:44:09]   reply, okay look at this[3:44:11]   dude I watch Kill Tony weekly, never heard[3:44:13]   of you before this week, favorite guest by[3:44:15]   far, can't wait to read your book[3:44:17]   keep killing it and then Sam[3:44:19]   Talent, my man[3:44:21]   okay, he's[3:44:23]   replying, this is nice, Sam[3:44:25]   I'm glad you were on the show and put yourself[3:44:27]   on my[3:44:29]   and other fans radar, you're the[3:44:31]   kind of guest the show needs, he replies[3:44:35]   the guy also[3:44:37]   talks about William Montgomery, of course[3:44:39]   the time I cut off the guy in reading I need[3:44:41]   to have read[3:44:43]   loved William for a long time, really[3:44:45]   happy for his rise[3:44:47]   you gotta rise from here[3:44:49]   men are talking, classic[3:44:51]   sorry about that, I'm so sorry, this is so unprofessional[3:44:53]   Sam is winning now[3:44:55]   I feel like that's gonna follow me[3:44:57]   lol if a nigga[3:44:59]   is saying lol[3:45:01]   he wants your fucking money[3:45:03]   the only people I allow saying[3:45:05]   lol to me are hookers and jewels[3:45:07]   but also what he's talking about is[3:45:09]   there was a girl saying something[3:45:11]   on stage, one of the comics[3:45:13]   and then he said, men are talking to[3:45:15]   her, and then his replies[3:45:17]   I think that's gonna follow me[3:45:19]   yes, that's really cringe[3:45:21]   yes, I think that's fine[3:45:23]   he's replying to everybody[3:45:25]   in this[3:45:27]   he's trying to jumpstart[3:45:29]   his career, I cannot let this happen[3:45:31]   lol how embarrassing[3:45:33]   so please, continue[3:45:35]   to poke and prod at this talent[3:45:37]   he ended up deleting, so there were[3:45:39]   hundreds of people commenting last week[3:45:41]   red bar's coming for you, red bar's[3:45:43]   watching, he deleted them all[3:45:45]   so not only did he investigate[3:45:47]   he claimed he was so scared, he spent the whole day[3:45:49]   then at the end of the day[3:45:51]   he went and he deleted[3:45:53]   all from all of his different websites[3:45:55]   where people were asking[3:45:57]   and then he went on and did that[3:45:59]   did we catch him doing something else this week?[3:46:01]   someone in the BBG did post something[3:46:03]   about him also[3:46:05]   apparently, look at this[3:46:07]   this is from Chris[3:46:09]   and Chris says[3:46:11]   taking[3:46:13]   host, mine, taking host's[3:46:15]   direction[3:46:17]   I wanted to find Sam Talon's foolish[3:46:19]   behavior and it didn't take long[3:46:21]   here we see that he steals[3:46:23]   jokes[3:46:25]   from bloodhound gang[3:46:27]   wow[3:46:29]   so let's see Sam's original joke[3:46:31]   that they're claiming that he stole[3:46:33]   I love this[3:46:35]   this is why you can't do comedy, you can't do stand up[3:46:37]   you're stealing, if you do stand up[3:46:39]   so watch this[3:46:41]   I've got no audio[3:46:43]   of course for him[3:46:45]   this is a mess[3:46:47]   this is a mess, turn off the music[3:46:49]   and that is her responsibility[3:46:51]   to make sure that music's off every time[3:46:53]   she blows it every week, it's not mine[3:46:55]   ok, here is[3:46:57]   this video, of course[3:46:59]   accessing a video for me is tough[3:47:01]   it's part of my health problem[3:47:03]   here is Sam's joke[3:47:05]   let's take a listen[3:47:07]   you've got him unmuted on Facebook[3:47:09]   yeah and look, the mute button is blocked[3:47:11]   look at all this[3:47:13]   I mean[3:47:15]   they really make it hard for a show, like somebody[3:47:17]   needs to revolutionize[3:47:19]   social media players[3:47:21]   this is all designed by the way[3:47:23]   every time I'm doing this, it's add in as a click[3:47:25]   this is all by design folks[3:47:27]   you go, oh Mike's so stupid, Mike's[3:47:29]   so bad at working computers, no no no[3:47:31]   I'm great at work and a great player[3:47:33]   this is designed[3:47:35]   to, I'm clicking on it 700 times[3:47:37]   I'm having to rewind, it's always on mute[3:47:39]   because they want you to rewind, it counts it as[3:47:41]   another view, they could sell the ads[3:47:43]   Facebook was caught defrauding[3:47:45]   advertisers a few years back[3:47:47]   with click fraud[3:47:49]   what do you think Rumble's doing? Facebook's doing it[3:47:51]   YouTube at least does it[3:47:53]   in a nice[3:47:55]   you know, tasteful manner[3:47:57]   you know, where it's not all[3:47:59]   on the user's end, here I've just[3:48:01]   given this video 70 clicks somehow[3:48:03]   they're gonna add this, whole experience[3:48:05]   is 70 clicks[3:48:07]   then they're gonna take that money[3:48:09]   from those advertisers, those poor[3:48:11]   poor advertisers[3:48:13]   here is Sam Talent finally, let's see[3:48:15]   can we get it this time?[3:48:17]   look at this[3:48:19]   I'm not kidding, I'm dead[3:48:21]   bullseye on the play button[3:48:23]   I'm hitting play[3:48:25]   I mean I'm not kidding[3:48:27]   you here, this is all happening[3:48:29]   look, okay we're gonna try it again[3:48:31]   Sam Talent, he's there[3:48:33]   I hit play[3:48:35]   it's gotta be a nightmare for her during[3:48:37]   Missionary, I don't know ladies[3:48:39]   why are you still doing that, that's an antiquated way[3:48:41]   listen, Missionary[3:48:43]   doggy style[3:48:45]   now everyone can watch SVU[3:48:49]   okay, it's a doggy style joke[3:48:51]   now everyone can watch SVU[3:48:53]   very funny Nick Mullen[3:48:55]   it's a Nick Mullen type of reference[3:48:57]   and Nick Mullen though would have[3:48:59]   even more traditionally[3:49:01]   ironic type of show[3:49:03]   Sam Talent goes, now everyone can watch[3:49:05]   why, cause we're fucking a girl from behind[3:49:07]   so our heads are facing the same way, right?[3:49:09]   we could both watch[3:49:11]   SVU[3:49:13]   well, that's funny because the[3:49:15]   Bloodhound gang[3:49:17]   came up with that joke[3:49:19]   15 years ago in the song[3:49:21]   Me and You[3:49:23]   listen to this, is it called that?[3:49:29]   we could do it doggy style so we can both[3:49:31]   watch X-Files[3:49:33]   we could do it doggy style so we could[3:49:35]   both watch X-Files[3:49:37]   he says we could do it doggy style so[3:49:39]   we could both watch SVU[3:49:41]   very similar, so[3:49:43]   Sam Talent literally[3:49:45]   stole the joke from my old friends[3:49:47]   the Bloodhound gang[3:49:53]   sicko[3:49:55]   so, and I liked the Bloodhound[3:49:57]   gang years before this gay song[3:49:59]   came out, of course[3:50:01]   yes, and I didn't even[3:50:03]   like the Bloodhound gang, I liked the chick on the cover[3:50:05]   it's the only reason anyone[3:50:07]   bought that album, there was some[3:50:09]   I guarantee if you looked at that album now, that chick's like[3:50:11]   disgustingly hideous[3:50:13]   but back in the 90s[3:50:15]   if you were just blonde and thin[3:50:17]   we thought you were the hottest babe[3:50:19]   I guarantee she's disgusting now[3:50:21]   every time you think back of like a hot chick on an[3:50:23]   album cover, she looks pretty hot, I just googled her[3:50:25]   I bet she's got no ass[3:50:27]   can you send it over?[3:50:29]   so did you hear that though, Sam Talent[3:50:31]   stole the joke, so we're just[3:50:33]   goofing around about how bad Sam Talent is[3:50:35]   we're hoping, right?[3:50:37]   then we find he steals the joke, how many other[3:50:39]   jokes has he stolen?[3:50:41]   to me that's a big deal[3:50:43]   but it's not, it's like[3:50:45]   okay, it's not, he didn't say it[3:50:47]   on a podcast, this is his written word[3:50:49]   that he's selling as his stand-up[3:50:51]   that's big[3:50:53]   to write that, to practice it[3:50:55]   and to do it hundreds of times[3:50:57]   that's bad[3:50:59]   it's not an off-the-cuff thing that he just said[3:51:01]   he's selling that joke[3:51:03]   let's see this[3:51:05]   the Bloodhound Gang poster of the chick[3:51:07]   oh yeah man, this chick rules actually[3:51:09]   she's hot![3:51:11]   can I get that bigger?[3:51:13]   it's so hard to get things bigger now[3:51:15]   remember this cover, so this is[3:51:17]   why everyone got into the Bloodhound Gang[3:51:19]   see, oh well, there really[3:51:21]   is nothing down there, but we didn't care[3:51:23]   because it was from the front[3:51:25]   that was like what the hottest chick[3:51:27]   in the 90s could ever look like[3:51:29]   I think she holds up[3:51:31]   I don't know, I bet you see her, you're like, she's nothing[3:51:33]   you're seeing her now[3:51:35]   and that's really nothing, it's just[3:51:37]   I mean[3:51:39]   really, if somebody looked like this now[3:51:41]   I would... I might dress up as her for Halloween[3:51:43]   this year[3:51:45]   B.H.G.[3:51:47]   Well, the nurse on the[3:51:49]   Blink 182 photo is hideous, right?[3:51:51]   she's disgusting[3:51:53]   yeah, but that's like an old lady, isn't it?[3:51:55]   well, when I was a kid, I thought that was the hottest[3:51:57]   chick I had ever seen[3:51:59]   wait, maybe not, maybe that is an old lady[3:52:01]   it was always a joke[3:52:03]   let's see, well, she's pretty old[3:52:05]   yeah[3:52:07]   she looks good though[3:52:09]   you know who looks terrible is[3:52:11]   any Taylor Swift album past[3:52:13]   the last one[3:52:15]   wait till you see how ugly she looks, she looks like a little[3:52:17]   crazy witch lady, old lady[3:52:19]   send me like one of Taylor Swift's photos[3:52:21]   the younger she is[3:52:23]   Taylor Swift was really like[3:52:25]   hideously stupid looking[3:52:29]   Mike likes a big bump[3:52:31]   down there[3:52:33]   yeah, I like a[3:52:35]   a nice[3:52:37]   yeah[3:52:39]   Melton still jacks to this, nope[3:52:41]   that's not a[3:52:43]   valid joke at all[3:52:45]   okay, this has nothing to do with Melton[3:52:47]   or nothing[3:52:49]   okay, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb[3:52:51]   that was a terrible bomb[3:52:53]   from the shot, I can't believe that's what caught my eye first[3:52:55]   Melton still jacks us, nope[3:52:57]   it's not a valid joke[3:52:59]   not at all[3:53:01]   I'm sorry, I've been really rude to a lot[3:53:03]   of our patrons too[3:53:05]   your patrons?[3:53:07]   well, you know, starting with the red bars, watching sticker[3:53:09]   contests, and then, you know, making fun of people[3:53:11]   like this, I hope you guys know[3:53:13]   I don't mean it at all[3:53:15]   you know, I go to bed, I can barely sleep[3:53:17]   well, I've got something funny to tell you[3:53:19]   thinking about what I've said about, you know, this[3:53:21]   Christine, she's, you know[3:53:23]   I've got something to tell you about after the show[3:53:25]   regarding that, or should I just say it now[3:53:27]   no, don't say anything now[3:53:29]   no, I don't want any trouble[3:53:31]   let's just say we got in big trouble about[3:53:33]   already about our email segment[3:53:35]   really, the email segment[3:53:37]   where I was talking about[3:53:39]   I'm not going to piss them off more because they're mad[3:53:41]   so they've turned?[3:53:43]   they've completely turned, so the guy that wrote the long email[3:53:45]   we made fun of, did we even make fun of[3:53:47]   what was the email about?[3:53:49]   I don't even want to talk about it[3:53:51]   okay, I'm so sorry to the guy who messaged me[3:53:53]   trust me, this is all a misunderstanding[3:53:55]   this is a giant misunderstanding[3:53:57]   we brought up how we got this long ass email[3:53:59]   about how Hila is not infertile[3:54:01]   and there is a bunch of women[3:54:03]   wasn't that from a girl?[3:54:05]   so then[3:54:07]   the girl who we said[3:54:09]   emailed, we didn't even say anyone[3:54:11]   we just said we got an email[3:54:13]   but someone messaged me just now[3:54:15]   an hour ago and was like[3:54:17]   I can't believe you would throw my girlfriend under the bus[3:54:19]   and lie about her like that, she didn't email[3:54:21]   and I know you were talking about her[3:54:23]   but you're just making up these lies[3:54:25]   and he was like, I'm so disappointed[3:54:27]   this is her fate, and I was like[3:54:29]   we didn't even say who we were talking about[3:54:31]   it could have been someone else, and you just think it's you[3:54:33]   well, I don't know[3:54:35]   I emailed him back and I was like, I'm sorry[3:54:37]   don't accuse us of lying[3:54:39]   hope you're not disappointed[3:54:41]   well why don't we have to pull up the email now and see who it's from[3:54:43]   I mean this guy is saying we're lying, we're making up an email[3:54:45]   I told him, I just messaged him back and said[3:54:47]   maybe it's a different guy thinking[3:54:49]   we're talking about somebody else[3:54:51]   because I talked about like six different losers[3:54:53]   at the same time[3:54:55]   so one of the people we talked about feels attacked[3:54:57]   and they're accusing us of lying[3:54:59]   well you should feel attacked[3:55:01]   you should, stupid family[3:55:03]   a guy and a girl, both stupid[3:55:05]   you're sick, you make us sick[3:55:07]   this is war[3:55:09]   and he even was like, you didn't say her name[3:55:11]   but I know you were talking about her[3:55:13]   and I was like, how do you know?[3:55:15]   we didn't say who emailed us, we just said we got an email[3:55:17]   about that, right?[3:55:19]   well if it's the email she wrote, we talked about[3:55:21]   what are you talking about, Jules?[3:55:23]   but that's what I mean, this guy's[3:55:25]   we said what the email was about, he knows his girlfriend wrote it[3:55:27]   but this guy's accusation[3:55:29]   is saying that we're lying[3:55:31]   that his girlfriend sent an email[3:55:33]   but we never said the girl's name[3:55:35]   so he got mad when he heard[3:55:37]   us mocking it, and then decided[3:55:39]   instead of saying I'm mad, I'm gonna say[3:55:41]   you lied about it, but[3:55:43]   how could we have lied when we never said[3:55:45]   her name? Interesting[3:55:47]   but maybe he's confused[3:55:49]   and we're not even talking about his girlfriend?[3:55:51]   he could be very confused, listen, anybody who would[3:55:53]   write in with a commotion like that is[3:55:55]   fully confused[3:55:57]   we're dealing with a lot[3:55:59]   of these guys now, and I need[3:56:01]   help, I need Danny Woodward's help[3:56:03]   but I can't believe that he[3:56:05]   accused me of lying, I was very shocked[3:56:07]   by that, all of a sudden Jules is[3:56:09]   making it up, trust me, I don't need to make up[3:56:11]   a crazy email, well that's[3:56:13]   why I knew in my heart, I go, I gotta[3:56:15]   make good with these fans, cause they're[3:56:17]   trust me, they don't take this stuff, haha[3:56:19]   they don't go, oh yeah, and let it roll off[3:56:21]   the back, this creates[3:56:23]   an enemy[3:56:25]   for life[3:56:27]   so I am very sorry about[3:56:29]   anything I said, this is why you can't[3:56:31]   talk about these guys[3:56:33]   you know, you can't show[3:56:35]   the stuff that they say[3:56:37]   was it Christie, Christine maybe[3:56:39]   the other girl? I don't know, because the girls[3:56:41]   why don't you ask him, you've got a path right to this guy[3:56:43]   I already messaged him once and he hasn't[3:56:45]   responded, so I assume our relationship is over[3:56:47]   well, get his last name, so we can[3:56:49]   get the girl's last name so we can figure out which[3:56:51]   one of the two girls it was, well I'm gonna find the email[3:56:53]   later that we were talking about, it's screenshot[3:56:55]   and send it to that guy so he can[3:56:57]   know that I'm not lying, yeah, but remember[3:56:59]   punishments need to be in store, their consequences[3:57:01]   need to happen, because yeah, you're gonna say I'm lying[3:57:03]   fuck you, so we need to know[3:57:05]   who it is, which one of it[3:57:07]   is bothering you[3:57:09]   so I guess we'll spend the day tomorrow[3:57:11]   hunting that guy down and figuring out[3:57:13]   how we can stop him from[3:57:15]   our sight, and also he said that he was so[3:57:17]   disappointed, he literally said I'm so[3:57:19]   disappointed, I can't believe this just[3:57:21]   happened, and he's[3:57:23]   disappointed because he says that this is[3:57:25]   his girlfriend's favorite show, but[3:57:27]   how could you be[3:57:29]   if this is her favorite show, don't you get it[3:57:31]   they don't know what's up from down[3:57:33]   Jules, they don't know what this show is[3:57:35]   these kooks, I'm telling you[3:57:37]   any show that they would have seen[3:57:39]   on that particular day that they found us[3:57:41]   would be their favorite show[3:57:43]   that's how this podcasting works[3:57:45]   I just can't wrap my head around how he would[3:57:47]   know that I was talking about his girlfriend[3:57:49]   if we didn't[3:57:51]   say the name, well I'm sure[3:57:53]   this is a big misunderstanding and I'm willing[3:57:55]   to clear this up[3:57:57]   but this guy is on thin ice[3:57:59]   he accused me of lying so I'll send him[3:58:01]   this guy's on thin ice[3:58:03]   he's gonna be sorry[3:58:05]   that's adolescent style, what he's doing[3:58:07]   right now[3:58:09]   I thought that was far behind us, I apologize to the whole[3:58:11]   audience for having to see something like that[3:58:13]   not since Todd Detter have we dealt with[3:58:15]   such a problem[3:58:17]   okay, we've got a great one for you because we[3:58:19]   pissed somebody else off too[3:58:21]   we pissed somebody else off now[3:58:23]   on the last show, I had a hit bit[3:58:25]   hold on, I want to take a drink first[3:58:27]   because this next segment[3:58:29]   could be why you're here today[3:58:31]   we've got a good one[3:58:33]   now the best part about[3:58:35]   Rudd Bar is all the little trouble it causes[3:58:37]   I mean even this little interaction with the listener[3:58:39]   it gives people the thrill to see some of this[3:58:41]   trouble[3:58:43]   so we just[3:58:45]   watched Joey Diaz, you just saw what he said about us[3:58:47]   the reaction we[3:58:49]   got from that Joey Diaz tape that we played[3:58:51]   yesterday, it was so big that even Big Jay[3:58:53]   is bringing it up on a show, one of the finest[3:58:55]   stand ups around[3:58:57]   Big Jay Oakerson[3:58:59]   and[3:59:01]   we really[3:59:03]   anger[3:59:05]   some people, it's amazing[3:59:07]   because you think a guy like Joey Diaz[3:59:09]   you would think[3:59:11]   that he's hurt it all, right[3:59:13]   that this would just roll off his back, we didn't[3:59:15]   think a show like ours, especially back[3:59:17]   then, when we were doing it[3:59:19]   would ever bother him[3:59:21]   you've[3:59:23]   seen it time and time again, you've seen these guys[3:59:25]   go crazy and it makes[3:59:27]   our job easy because[3:59:29]   it kind of proves our thesis[3:59:31]   about the guy[3:59:33]   and it's some of the best content ever[3:59:35]   because you could sit back and laugh[3:59:37]   and it's real and it's connecting, you know[3:59:39]   if everything we said on Rudd Bar, if none of it[3:59:41]   made it out of Rudd Bar, it wouldn't be as exciting[3:59:43]   I always said my[3:59:45]   favorite thing is like a[3:59:47]   mix, it's got to have a mix, you can't just be an[3:59:49]   underground show, it's got to be[3:59:51]   real on the surface[3:59:53]   as well, like my dream was[3:59:55]   always to have like this show[3:59:57]   but on daytime television[3:59:59]   so that the risk[4:00:01]   is there, this is why[4:00:03]   I don't like Rumble, this is why I don't like[4:00:05]   Gab and going to those places[4:00:07]   what[4:00:09]   it doesn't mean anything unless[4:00:11]   other people are going oh my god[4:00:13]   and getting all rattled from it[4:00:15]   so you want that part of it[4:00:17]   so when this happens here[4:00:19]   we get very, very[4:00:21]   excited and today might be[4:00:23]   a new day, a new chapter[4:00:25]   for a new guy, a guy[4:00:27]   we introduced you to[4:00:29]   sort of last week[4:00:31]   a guy by the name[4:00:33]   of Jim Brewer, Jim[4:00:35]   welcome[4:00:37]   to your future[4:00:39]   cheers[4:00:41]   cheers to Jim Brewer[4:00:43]   and[4:00:45]   you won't believe[4:00:47]   what's happened here today[4:00:49]   cheers everybody[4:00:51]   to Jim[4:00:53]   here we go, okay I guess[4:00:55]   a beat was supposed to kick in but I don't know[4:00:57]   what the hell this is, okay, nice try[4:00:59]   nice try, all right[4:01:01]   kill that[4:01:03]   Jim Brewer saw our[4:01:05]   Zogman on him[4:01:07]   last week, remember this?[4:01:09]   we're going to all learn about this together, we're all going to all discover what's going on here together[4:01:13]   Jim Brewer of course from SNL[4:01:15]   let's pull up some pictures of Jim Brewer for[4:01:17]   us Jules, because you know what I[4:01:19]   sent Cameron what happened[4:01:21]   and he goes, who's Jim Brewer again?[4:01:23]   and it's like wow[4:01:25]   you know, my generation[4:01:27]   I know Jim Brewer just fine, to me[4:01:29]   he's like, you know his name[4:01:31]   just like you know, Will Ferrell or something[4:01:33]   or you think maybe you do, but maybe not[4:01:35]   maybe he's not that big[4:01:37]   Jim Brewer was goat boy[4:01:39]   on SNL, he's been in movies[4:01:41]   wasn't he in Half Baked?[4:01:43]   again, maybe it's an older[4:01:45]   generation, he was in Dave Chappelle's Half Baked[4:01:47]   Jim Brewer, the comedian[4:01:49]   and he was on Rogan[4:01:51]   and we played[4:01:53]   a segment of[4:01:55]   Rogan trying to get him into a car[4:01:57]   remember that?[4:01:59]   where Rogan was like, dude you should get like a 2012[4:02:01]   uh[4:02:03]   Mustang[4:02:05]   like, that would be sick, and he's like[4:02:07]   kind of like a Hummer[4:02:09]   remember that?[4:02:11]   and I guess the worst thing that we[4:02:13]   said about him was that he was like[4:02:15]   cocked by Joe Rogan, that he's not a true[4:02:17]   conservative, because[4:02:19]   you got to hear the last bit[4:02:21]   people loved it too, and it was really[4:02:23]   some classic red bar[4:02:25]   so we were told, right Jules?[4:02:27]   that Joe Rogan Jim Brewer segment[4:02:29]   because we found the littlest thing[4:02:31]   it was a glimmer in Jim Brewer's eyes[4:02:33]   it's what we do best[4:02:35]   and we found[4:02:37]   this little interaction that nobody else in the world[4:02:39]   probably picked out[4:02:41]   of Joe and Jim Brewer[4:02:43]   and you got to see it[4:02:45]   I love the tape[4:02:47]   I had a blast going over Jim Brewer[4:02:49]   uh, with Joe Rogan[4:02:51]   but I can't remember really saying that much bad[4:02:53]   about him, uh, in terms of[4:02:55]   my usual[4:02:57]   right?[4:02:59]   like, what's the worst thing I said about him?[4:03:01]   let's see what happened, let's go to YouTube[4:03:03]   and this is why Clippers[4:03:05]   you know[4:03:07]   can't get mad at them all the time[4:03:09]   the story really goes crazy[4:03:11]   so let's type in[4:03:13]   red bar Jim Brewer[4:03:17]   see what pops up, there we go[4:03:19]   red bar Jim Brewer[4:03:21]   this is what we get[4:03:23]   here's the thumbnail[4:03:25]   and it's me, oh, it's me showing the screen[4:03:27]   and it's got Jim Brewer's face[4:03:29]   and it says cuck[4:03:31]   and I love seeing something like this[4:03:33]   it's like being in a movie[4:03:35]   it's nice to see[4:03:37]   and then it says Jim Brewer gets cucked[4:03:39]   by Joe Rogan 24,000 views[4:03:41]   five days ago posted on the[4:03:43]   Saison Z channel[4:03:45]   let's just see a little bit about this[4:03:47]   right, we're not going to get a version[4:03:49]   of a new Ferrari[4:03:51]   convertible[4:03:53]   because he starts talking about muscle cars[4:03:55]   okay, remember, Joe loves muscle cars[4:03:57]   he really wanted a baller car[4:03:59]   you know what I would get?[4:04:01]   it's pretty bad, I mean[4:04:03]   yeah, I don't think anything nasty[4:04:05]   was said[4:04:07]   I kind of thought we were on Jim Brewer's side in this one[4:04:09]   we were all rooting for him[4:04:11]   oh wait, I didn't mean to close that[4:04:13]   let's see, history[4:04:15]   this one[4:04:17]   but yeah, I guess Jim Brewer sees this[4:04:19]   and[4:04:21]   he's[4:04:23]   you know, like Joey Diaz, very similar to Joey Diaz[4:04:25]   and[4:04:27]   he sees the word cuck[4:04:29]   Jim Brewer gets cucked[4:04:31]   first of all, he thinks this is my channel[4:04:33]   okay, he starts talking to this channel[4:04:35]   coming up[4:04:37]   starts talking to this channel as if it's me[4:04:39]   because[4:04:41]   he interacted[4:04:43]   with this finding[4:04:45]   very similar to Joey Diaz[4:04:47]   let me show you this[4:04:49]   here we go[4:04:51]   Jim Brewer messages me on Instagram[4:04:53]   shortly after this clip[4:04:55]   pops up[4:04:57]   Jim Brewer, official Instagram[4:04:59]   he says[4:05:01]   Jim Brewer here[4:05:03]   when you're ready[4:05:05]   I will sit next to you any time you want[4:05:07]   on your podcast[4:05:09]   and we can speak face to face[4:05:11]   tell me the time and the place[4:05:13]   and it would be an absolute pleasure[4:05:15]   let me know if you're interested[4:05:17]   let me know if you're interested[4:05:19]   so[4:05:21]   we can only assume[4:05:23]   Jim is[4:05:25]   furious[4:05:27]   he's insisting to see me[4:05:29]   face to face[4:05:31]   to talk[4:05:33]   about[4:05:35]   well Jim, that's the piece of information[4:05:37]   we're dying to know[4:05:39]   what do you want[4:05:41]   from me?[4:05:43]   what do you want to talk about?[4:05:45]   and the answer[4:05:47]   to your question is yes[4:05:49]   please[4:05:51]   we need you here[4:05:53]   and the floor will be yours[4:05:55]   and[4:05:57]   don't tell me anything[4:05:59]   come here[4:06:01]   to sit here[4:06:03]   all expenses paid by yourself[4:06:05]   and then we'll be live on the show[4:06:07]   and tell me[4:06:09]   what it is[4:06:11]   you're here for[4:06:13]   we don't want to know now[4:06:15]   we don't want to know now[4:06:17]   but let's set this up[4:06:19]   I will email you[4:06:21]   with my avails[4:06:23]   for that[4:06:25]   and then we will do that because[4:06:27]   I'm dying[4:06:29]   to hear[4:06:31]   I can't figure it out[4:06:33]   why you insist on being in the show[4:06:35]   so this gets a little crazier here[4:06:37]   Jim[4:06:39]   demands a face to face[4:06:41]   after seeing this video[4:06:43]   and again I can't think[4:06:45]   of anything I really said bad about him[4:06:47]   we were joking around about how[4:06:49]   you know[4:06:51]   he[4:06:53]   and Joe weren't getting along[4:06:55]   and how Joe kept insisting[4:06:57]   it was more making fun of Joe[4:06:59]   but I did say he's a beta[4:07:01]   he's not a true conservative[4:07:03]   and then of course this[4:07:05]   thumbnail which he thinks is mine[4:07:07]   and that's pretty degrading[4:07:09]   Jim Brewer[4:07:11]   he's no cuck now remember Jim Brewer[4:07:13]   just got a job[4:07:15]   on Steven Crowder's new network[4:07:17]   along with Brian Callan[4:07:19]   and Nick[4:07:21]   DiPaolo[4:07:23]   so Jim Brewer is[4:07:25]   Crowder's newest protege[4:07:27]   and now I'm[4:07:29]   involved with[4:07:31]   Jim Brewer[4:07:33]   so I gotta show you[4:07:35]   so[4:07:37]   and please go watch the Jim Brewer[4:07:39]   clip yourself and remember[4:07:41]   I don't think he even watched it maybe he just went[4:07:43]   this guy's coming[4:07:45]   well hold on there's more[4:07:47]   um here is[4:07:49]   they're not popping up only one of them[4:07:51]   is popping up here okay[4:07:53]   there we go let's see the first one[4:07:55]   um[4:07:57]   okay is this the first one here[4:07:59]   look at this[4:08:01]   his producer Annie Cole[4:08:03]   uh oh you know what I gotta read these[4:08:05]   over here[4:08:07]   well uh there is a cell[4:08:09]   phone number on there[4:08:11]   sorry Annie[4:08:13]   don't[4:08:15]   call her[4:08:17]   uh[4:08:19]   his producer reaches out[4:08:21]   to the size on z[4:08:23]   clip channel assuming[4:08:25]   it's me and says[4:08:27]   this I am reaching[4:08:29]   out from Jim Brewer's[4:08:31]   Bu-Bewerverse[4:08:33]   Bu-Bewerverse podcast[4:08:35]   Jim asked me to reach out and[4:08:37]   see if you'd be interested in doing the podcast[4:08:39]   either yours or his[4:08:41]   please let me know if there's[4:08:43]   any interest he said he reached[4:08:45]   out as well so the agent[4:08:47]   is contacting the clip channel thinking[4:08:49]   it's me cause you're so stupid[4:08:51]   and[4:08:53]   setting up a[4:08:55]   interview with them okay[4:08:57]   so he has also not only messaged me[4:08:59]   but he said to his agent[4:09:01]   after seeing this[4:09:03]   video[4:09:05]   here's where it gets stupid[4:09:07]   size on z[4:09:09]   the YouTube channel[4:09:11]   replies as if[4:09:13]   they're talking to him[4:09:15]   he doesn't reply back oh no[4:09:17]   this is just a clip channel I'm not Mike[4:09:19]   what you want is Mike[4:09:21]   he replies with hey Annie[4:09:23]   Jim hasn't reached out to me not[4:09:25]   sure if this is serious or not size on[4:09:27]   and then Annie[4:09:29]   writes back[4:09:31]   oh sorry Annie[4:09:33]   Annie I guess your phone number's out there I'm sorry stupid idiot[4:09:35]   don't be emailing[4:09:37]   random YouTube channels with your damn phone number[4:09:39]   she says I'm[4:09:41]   reaching out from Jim Brewer's[4:09:43]   oh wait she says hold on[4:09:49]   she says this[4:09:51]   any interest in talking with Jim or sending[4:09:53]   oh no that's what he sent me[4:09:55]   okay hold on[4:09:57]   email is below that right[4:09:59]   this one at the bottom[4:10:01]   just right under that screenshot in the same[4:10:03]   screenshot you just had oh okay[4:10:05]   she says just spoke with Jim[4:10:07]   we're recording[4:10:09]   our episode today or tomorrow[4:10:11]   we're flexible would you want to join us[4:10:13]   once done recording we could give you the[4:10:15]   video file to use on your end as well[4:10:17]   I could also coordinate having him[4:10:19]   on your podcast afterwards if you'd like[4:10:21]   let me know if you'd like[4:10:23]   to chat on the phone[4:10:25]   and then[4:10:27]   Saison Zee sends this to me[4:10:29]   and he says[4:10:31]   any interest in talking with[4:10:33]   Jim Brewer or sending an[4:10:35]   imposter to be interviewed[4:10:37]   and I immediately[4:10:39]   said please tell them that's not me[4:10:41]   you know[4:10:43]   but Jim[4:10:45]   is very serious obviously[4:10:47]   about talking[4:10:49]   this out[4:10:51]   and I just am so interested[4:10:53]   into what that could possibly[4:10:55]   be so let's pretend he's here[4:10:57]   is he going to sit down and go[4:10:59]   so why am I a cuck[4:11:01]   like what is he going to say to me[4:11:03]   and then what are we supposed to say and what am I[4:11:05]   supposed to say but it's[4:11:07]   on now I want to show you something[4:11:09]   I[4:11:11]   started going okay when this all[4:11:13]   happened I go he's insane we[4:11:15]   got another one like he's fucked[4:11:17]   he's one of these guys[4:11:19]   so I went to his YouTube channel[4:11:21]   to see what he does[4:11:23]   on the podcast that he's[4:11:25]   asking me to be on and he's asking to[4:11:27]   come here and any day[4:11:29]   any time he'll do he's going to[4:11:31]   drop everything to speak to me[4:11:33]   and it seems pretty urgent he's[4:11:35]   messaging he's gathered his agent[4:11:37]   so we go to his[4:11:39]   YouTube channel to check out his content now again[4:11:41]   I knew of Jim Brewer from SNL[4:11:43]   I knew him as goat boy[4:11:45]   I knew him in half-baked stand-up comic[4:11:47]   pretty respected in the comedy[4:11:49]   world believe it or not[4:11:51]   like if you ask Joe Rogan oh Jim Brewer is a killer[4:11:53]   Jim Brewer rules he invited him to the[4:11:55]   mothership[4:11:57]   but then I also[4:11:59]   knew that he had just turned conservative[4:12:01]   he's one of these guys[4:12:03]   who like there was like an incident[4:12:05]   and then[4:12:07]   you know they had a whole[4:12:09]   thing and now they're the conservative[4:12:11]   celebrity like a Tim Allen[4:12:13]   level[4:12:15]   thing going on[4:12:17]   where all of a sudden it's like all these boomers[4:12:19]   that age are going through that right like[4:12:21]   Bill Maher even is doing it he was the[4:12:23]   biggest lib of them all[4:12:25]   all of a sudden they just can't wrap their head around[4:12:27]   anybody from like 50[4:12:29]   to 75 right now[4:12:31]   is like flipping out and they hate[4:12:33]   the woke they hate the left[4:12:35]   and they can't believe that[4:12:37]   everybody's trans and this has got to stop[4:12:39]   right this isn't[4:12:41]   the America they[4:12:43]   grew up with so he's one of those[4:12:45]   and he works for Steven[4:12:47]   Crowder now he's the big Steven Crowder[4:12:49]   when he announced his new network as Jim[4:12:51]   Brewer is like the big cell[4:12:53]   so I[4:12:55]   got to see what Jim Brew's doing and[4:12:57]   I guess I got to warn you this[4:12:59]   video[4:13:01]   this is a little scary[4:13:03]   we got a good one here[4:13:05]   and I'd like to you know let's[4:13:07]   celebrate again before we see this because[4:13:09]   this is going to be when you see this video you're going[4:13:11]   to go oh[4:13:13]   this rocks this is one[4:13:15]   of these moments in red bar that you might have to[4:13:17]   remember this is a good moment here[4:13:19]   Jim Brewer's[4:13:21]   after us and[4:13:23]   this[4:13:25]   is what he's been up[4:13:27]   to enjoy Tuesday night[4:13:29]   I'm driving to Austin[4:13:31]   and I have scheduled[4:13:33]   to do a set[4:13:35]   at Rogan's new Mothership[4:13:37]   Comedy Club which we're going to[4:13:39]   get to and[4:13:41]   it's I'm super[4:13:43]   stoked right[4:13:45]   so I'm driving it's raining[4:13:47]   the weather isn't great I stop[4:13:49]   go to bed I'm driving I get a[4:13:51]   text hey man you're going to be here I[4:13:53]   want I was going to like I'm just going to get[4:13:55]   in there the night before[4:13:57]   go to bed early[4:13:59]   wake up be fresh do the podcast[4:14:01]   and then[4:14:03]   boom go to the set[4:14:05]   at night[4:14:07]   and then I'm back to[4:14:09]   crazy[4:14:11]   right you've all we've established[4:14:13]   this this guy's nuts[4:14:15]   so I go you know and I[4:14:17]   was picking up on this on the Rogan show[4:14:19]   I go that's why I brought him up[4:14:21]   initially I go[4:14:23]   this Jim Brewer is fucking the[4:14:25]   same you know I hope you guys[4:14:27]   don't think this is some conservative hero[4:14:29]   coming in some celeb[4:14:31]   conservative this guy is[4:14:33]   he's not doing so well[4:14:35]   you know there's something off about Jim[4:14:37]   Brewer and what he's about to[4:14:39]   explain here listen to this[4:14:41]   I'll tell you the story quickly so that[4:14:43]   you don't have to hang on his every word[4:14:45]   Jim Brewer went[4:14:47]   down to Austin[4:14:49]   he was invited by Joe he did the podcast and[4:14:51]   he did the comedy mothership he didn't[4:14:53]   want to perform though Joe begged[4:14:55]   him to perform he went up[4:14:57]   and bombed[4:14:59]   so he's all in his[4:15:01]   head he went up the comedy mothership[4:15:03]   bombed he seems to be in[4:15:05]   a really rough place in his life[4:15:07]   and he bombed[4:15:09]   on Rogan or he bombed at the[4:15:11]   mothership he's gonna explain it all[4:15:13]   then he goes on Rogan and he[4:15:15]   bombs regardless of what anyone said[4:15:17]   I watched the tape he fucking bombed[4:15:19]   and I could see it in his eyes he was[4:15:21]   in hell on Joe Rogan he[4:15:23]   sat there we saw the car video he was in hell[4:15:25]   it was one of those things where[4:15:27]   he knows he blew the opportunity[4:15:29]   he wasn't being himself[4:15:31]   he wasn't feeling good he wasn't feeling[4:15:33]   in the mood he felt[4:15:35]   disconnected his[4:15:37]   eyes were panicked the entire[4:15:39]   rep we've seen this many times[4:15:41]   it's my favorite[4:15:43]   and then he sees me[4:15:45]   so he's had this bad[4:15:47]   weekend this bad trip[4:15:49]   he knows he blew Rogue and he knows he blew[4:15:51]   the club he's[4:15:53]   he's furious with himself[4:15:55]   and then he sees[4:15:57]   cock and me pointing[4:15:59]   turns it on[4:16:01]   and we're[4:16:03]   bringing up all of his deepest[4:16:05]   darkest fears everything that he[4:16:07]   thought he was hiding[4:16:09]   we saw[4:16:11]   and he knew we saw it[4:16:13]   this made[4:16:15]   him go bonkers[4:16:17]   listen to this story[4:16:19]   here[4:16:21]   and you'll see he's[4:16:23]   not in a good place and now[4:16:25]   he's after us[4:16:27]   Jim take it away[4:16:29]   Jimmy[4:16:31]   private show and then I get to Arizona[4:16:33]   for two nights here we go let's hear his story[4:16:35]   I get a text[4:16:37]   from Josh hey[4:16:39]   he calls like hey man what are you doing[4:16:41]   like come to the club okay[4:16:43]   do a set and I'm not gonna lie to you I[4:16:45]   wanted to say ah[4:16:47]   I just want to hang out tonight so you didn't want to[4:16:49]   do the set hey I just want to[4:16:51]   and you see he's running up and down his[4:16:53]   deck where does he live he[4:16:55]   lives in some cockamamie kooky place[4:16:57]   kookier than where we live we live in the desert[4:16:59]   Trump[4:17:03]   he lives in a kooky place[4:17:05]   and he's been pedestaled[4:17:07]   right now like I think this is happening[4:17:09]   too fast for even him[4:17:11]   like he came out as conservative[4:17:13]   it got some traction and now[4:17:15]   they expect him to be[4:17:17]   delivering on the level of a conservative[4:17:19]   new Russell Brand type guy[4:17:21]   and I don't I think he's very[4:17:23]   nervous about this because I don't think he really[4:17:25]   has much else to say[4:17:27]   about this[4:17:29]   conservative thing didn't he recently have like a[4:17:31]   new special or something where he said[4:17:33]   a bunch of this you know classic[4:17:35]   conservative cringe shit[4:17:37]   and then that went viral on Twitter[4:17:39]   yes and then they[4:17:41]   thought he's the next voice for us[4:17:43]   and they're asking him to be the next voice[4:17:45]   he got made fun of a lot too so maybe he's tender[4:17:47]   because of that incident not to mention Jules[4:17:49]   he bombs at the mother ship[4:17:51]   bombs on Rogan[4:17:53]   he sees our cuck video[4:17:55]   at the same time Steven Crowder is being[4:17:57]   accused of being the worst[4:17:59]   human being on the planet[4:18:01]   and putting his balls on the co-host[4:18:03]   and sexually exposing himself[4:18:05]   and this was[4:18:07]   his new career path[4:18:09]   to be on Steven Crowder[4:18:11]   that's kind of going to shit[4:18:13]   who's excited about being working with[4:18:15]   Crowder right now[4:18:17]   and he's in his backyard[4:18:19]   and I think you know[4:18:21]   just see[4:18:23]   let's see how he dances[4:18:25]   around here now are you allowed to invite someone[4:18:27]   to your studio for an interview and then the[4:18:29]   whole time have a security guard with a[4:18:31]   gun drawn and pointed at them[4:18:33]   oh by the way that's the deal there will be[4:18:35]   two men like this[4:18:37]   and a guy with a scope[4:18:39]   in our rafters[4:18:41]   there will be another guy with a scope[4:18:43]   and they will make sure you don't[4:18:45]   move and you will also be cuffed[4:18:47]   during the show like this[4:18:49]   well Mike I thought it was really stupid[4:18:51]   that you[4:18:53]   will you do the show in cuffs?[4:18:55]   police cuffs?[4:18:57]   and then at the end I undo your cuffs[4:18:59]   you're free to go sir[4:19:01]   yes how about that you could do our show you have to do it[4:19:03]   in cuffs sitting in the guest chair[4:19:05]   like this[4:19:07]   and a jail jumpsuit[4:19:09]   sorry[4:19:11]   like a really embarrassing[4:19:13]   like ill fitting[4:19:15]   it looks like a hospital gown[4:19:17]   if you'll dress up as a goat why not[4:19:19]   if you'll dress up as a goat[4:19:21]   so let's watch Jim Brewer[4:19:23]   did he lose a lot of weight?[4:19:25]   why is he wearing this giant shirt?[4:19:27]   I don't know where is he giant?[4:19:29]   he's not doing well[4:19:31]   and nobody is paying mind to him not doing well[4:19:33]   here's the fucked up part[4:19:35]   Jim I might be the only one looking out for you[4:19:37]   so true[4:19:39]   everyone else is using you[4:19:41]   right now[4:19:43]   no one else is pointing out how you look like[4:19:45]   you're in a really bad place nobody is offering help[4:19:47]   and you're overwhelmed[4:19:49]   you're sitting in fucking[4:19:51]   Connecticut[4:19:53]   wait not Connecticut[4:19:55]   you're sitting somewhere bad[4:19:57]   it's like a weird place[4:19:59]   like no one lives in this place[4:20:01]   it's in Naples Florida of course[4:20:03]   Naples Florida yeah[4:20:05]   he moved to Naples Florida[4:20:07]   nobody moves there[4:20:09]   and he doesn't have the money for a Bentley[4:20:11]   he wants to join the Bentley boys of Naples[4:20:13]   you know before you get all[4:20:15]   fired up here[4:20:17]   okay[4:20:19]   goat boy[4:20:21]   consider this[4:20:23]   as somebody who understands you[4:20:25]   consider this as somebody[4:20:27]   cause you know you want the help[4:20:29]   from somebody right now right?[4:20:31]   you've been begging[4:20:33]   for help nobody even sees it[4:20:35]   cause they don't fucking care about you[4:20:37]   whatsoever Joe Rogan[4:20:39]   you're in and out of his mind like[4:20:41]   that and you know[4:20:43]   that and you know the Crowder don't care about[4:20:45]   you and you know that this doesn't[4:20:47]   feel right right now does it[4:20:49]   Brewer[4:20:51]   the Bruniverse it all[4:20:53]   feels something's off right?[4:20:55]   you're not really connecting to this[4:20:57]   and feeling like the[4:20:59]   the joy[4:21:01]   of this gig right now right?[4:21:03]   something's off huh?[4:21:05]   I can help you[4:21:07]   Jim[4:21:11]   consider it[4:21:13]   listen to this tape[4:21:15]   come to the club[4:21:17]   I should have said that but[4:21:19]   so[4:21:21]   I get a text[4:21:23]   from Joe I said hey[4:21:25]   Joe I was like hey man what are you doing[4:21:27]   come to the club okay[4:21:29]   do a set and I'm not going to lie to you I wanted to say[4:21:31]   ahhh I just want to[4:21:33]   hang out tonight I'm tired[4:21:35]   he said come to the club[4:21:37]   I should have said that but[4:21:40]   was he really tired was he this[4:21:42]   or was he that or did he just bomb[4:21:44]   I almost feel bad[4:21:46]   picking on this guy I think you'll see[4:21:48]   it when you see this you feel bad[4:21:51]   you go[4:21:53]   this is not what he needs right now but you know[4:21:55]   what you did this to yourself[4:21:57]   you did this to yourself there's no one[4:21:59]   to blame but yourself[4:22:01]   watch this shit[4:22:03]   I was definitely taken out of my element but you[4:22:05]   know what you need that sometimes[4:22:07]   you need that[4:22:09]   you need that for humbling[4:22:11]   I totally got humbled I got[4:22:13]   I got humbled[4:22:15]   big time got humbled big time at[4:22:17]   Rogan's Club not that I'm[4:22:19]   not that I'm like hey man[4:22:21]   once in a while you're just humbled[4:22:23]   you know I can hit this picture[4:22:25]   destroy I haven't been humbled in years[4:22:31]   and I don't[4:22:33]   you know expect to be bombing anytime[4:22:35]   soon[4:22:37]   the day I bomb is the day I[4:22:39]   literally[4:22:41]   slit my throat[4:22:43]   on cam[4:22:45]   which is a planned bit that we're gonna do[4:22:47]   where I'm gonna have a live suicide on this show[4:22:49]   to freak you out give you all trauma[4:22:53]   alright listen to this[4:22:55]   oh my god[4:22:57]   I've never seen a pitch like that[4:22:59]   there's a lot of non in between[4:23:01]   it's like wildlife all over[4:23:03]   distracted[4:23:07]   so I get in there and[4:23:09]   let's talk about the mother ship[4:23:11]   first of all walking in[4:23:13]   and right there you see the[4:23:15]   mother ship[4:23:17]   I'm in Austin it's a cool part[4:23:19]   a cool part of town and I see[4:23:21]   the mother ship like wow[4:23:23]   and[4:23:25]   I guess the door[4:23:27]   I'll tell you how you know a guy is in a bad[4:23:29]   place he's booming out his[4:23:31]   testosterone's all up and down[4:23:33]   when they're complimenting[4:23:35]   the mother ship[4:23:37]   you know how pathetic do you[4:23:39]   need to be to sit there and[4:23:41]   praise Rogan for opening up[4:23:43]   the simplest of clubs[4:23:45]   I had a club eight[4:23:47]   times better than the mother ship I was ten years old[4:23:51]   with no money this guy's[4:23:53]   got the most money out of any comedian that's[4:23:55]   ever lived and[4:23:57]   he redoes a theater[4:23:59]   a movie theater a run down theater[4:24:01]   and everybody's oh the mother[4:24:03]   ship it's just so encouraging[4:24:05]   and it's not[4:24:07]   you're all forcing this crap[4:24:09]   you know you all[4:24:11]   hope it would be there's no[4:24:13]   soul at the mother ship I've seen[4:24:15]   every Instagram story since it came out[4:24:17]   place is fucking wack[4:24:19]   it's[4:24:21]   wack is it true[4:24:23]   that Callen performed[4:24:25]   at the mother ship but Rogan wouldn't let him[4:24:27]   record it or post any pics[4:24:29]   I heard that rumor too[4:24:31]   he doesn't want people knowing Callen performed[4:24:33]   at the mother ship but he had to give it to Callen[4:24:35]   this mother ship[4:24:37]   you know and every day on Rogan[4:24:39]   is a man in his fifties[4:24:41]   for twenty minutes[4:24:43]   you know[4:24:45]   telling Rogan how amazing[4:24:47]   he is for opening the mother ship[4:24:49]   Howie Mandel and these old men[4:24:51]   who are saying this they're not being sincere[4:24:53]   that's the problem[4:24:55]   they're not being sincere[4:24:57]   they're looking[4:24:59]   you know I've never seen anything like it[4:25:01]   Rogan is at this point where people are[4:25:05]   playing him like the lotto[4:25:07]   I mean they are giving him[4:25:09]   everything they have they're on their best[4:25:11]   behavior because they know[4:25:13]   man you get into this Rogan universe[4:25:15]   even for ten minutes[4:25:17]   you could be very rich Tim Dillon[4:25:19]   all these people they see Tim Dillon making[4:25:21]   two hundred grand a month[4:25:23]   Rogan three times they see him they go[4:25:25]   I could do that[4:25:27]   Howie Mandel he's on his[4:25:29]   fucking knees for Rogan[4:25:31]   Jim Brewer they're all you guys know what I'm[4:25:33]   talking about if you're watching the show[4:25:35]   Michael Malice I've never[4:25:37]   seen the Joe Rogan I mean they[4:25:39]   sit there on their best behavior[4:25:41]   Paulie Shore it's just[4:25:43]   an endless loop[4:25:45]   of praising a man[4:25:47]   for dusting off an old[4:25:49]   movie theater[4:25:51]   in Austin[4:25:53]   so that's what Jim's doing now[4:25:55]   and I know somebody's in a bad place[4:25:57]   when they're doing that I know they're looking[4:25:59]   for some luck when they're doing[4:26:01]   that right[4:26:03]   alright let's watch the rest of this[4:26:05]   video someone posted the[4:26:07]   full version of Melton's reaction[4:26:09]   thing so remind me don't let me forget that[4:26:11]   after this[4:26:13]   Melton okay[4:26:15]   let's see what Jim says next about his experience[4:26:17]   at the mothership and this gives us some insight[4:26:19]   as to why he might be lashing[4:26:21]   out at[4:26:23]   Mike David[4:26:49]   100% male nerd[4:26:51]   guys who came with a friend[4:26:53]   one friend[4:26:55]   there are no chicks at the[4:26:57]   mothership I got the[4:26:59]   paperwork for this[4:27:01]   so if you're going out to the mothership[4:27:03]   this is an all guys night out I hope you know[4:27:05]   that the mothership is a[4:27:07]   men's only little[4:27:09]   nerd men's only booked for[4:27:11]   eight months you gotta be online it's[4:27:13]   like getting Taylor Swift tickets it's the same problem[4:27:15]   you go to the Taylor Swift tour it's the[4:27:17]   ugliest of ugly nerdiest of nerdy[4:27:19]   because those are the only people[4:27:21]   willing to go through this ticket process[4:27:23]   and that's what the[4:27:25]   mothership is it's all of[4:27:27]   Joe Rogan's nerdiest[4:27:29]   gayest fans[4:27:31]   so the vibe there is[4:27:33]   a men's 22 year old[4:27:35]   nerds men[4:27:37]   vibe that's not[4:27:39]   a good vibe such an[4:27:41]   awesome energy there's comedy[4:27:43]   clubs I go into[4:27:45]   I've been into well you just[4:27:47]   feel[4:27:49]   you feel a darkness[4:27:51]   I won't say[4:27:53]   which ones they are why not they're in New York[4:27:55]   they're in LA[4:27:57]   they're all over the place you walk in and just feel it[4:27:59]   that's what our club was like darkness[4:28:01]   and there's other ones where I felt light and stuff[4:28:03]   none of the comedians had fun at our club you walk into the Rogan[4:28:05]   experience you just feel[4:28:07]   you feel that[4:28:09]   up energy like something's going[4:28:11]   down tonight this has got to be a[4:28:13]   cool night and[4:28:15]   what they mean by that is it's going to be 20[4:28:17]   nerds praising you[4:28:19]   in a circle while you stand outside[4:28:21]   like Todd Glass lapping up compliments[4:28:23]   that's what Todd Glass[4:28:25]   did when he performed at the Red Bar Comedy Club[4:28:27]   he stood outside and held court for a[4:28:29]   circle of 20 nerds as they[4:28:31]   all listened to every word he said[4:28:33]   and laughed so hard and he ate it[4:28:35]   up and[4:28:37]   that's what these comedians really love[4:28:39]   imagine[4:28:41]   being in a circle of all 22 year old[4:28:43]   guys nerds[4:28:45]   laughing at you I've done that[4:28:47]   it ain't good[4:28:49]   alright let's hear some more[4:28:51]   you go up these stairs and he's got[4:28:53]   this he has this green room and there's[4:28:55]   a small comedy[4:28:57]   club and then the larger one[4:28:59]   from the green room you can[4:29:01]   you go in the larger[4:29:03]   one you open up a door and then[4:29:05]   you're on the balcony where no one you know no one[4:29:07]   bothers you and you can watch the[4:29:09]   show and you feel that that big room[4:29:11]   oh my god it's loud it's explosive[4:29:13]   it's all different types[4:29:15]   of people people are flying[4:29:17]   in from everywhere[4:29:19]   they're flying in they're flying in[4:29:21]   the farther they're from the worse[4:29:23]   they are[4:29:25]   okay[4:29:27]   you understand that concept[4:29:29]   you don't want them flying in from everywhere[4:29:31]   you want people to go hey what do you want to do[4:29:33]   oh is that placed on the street[4:29:35]   let's hit it up you don't want to[4:29:37]   I've planned this out I saved my[4:29:39]   savings my bar mitzvah money has been[4:29:41]   used for the tickets[4:29:43]   you don't want to hang out with those[4:29:45]   people other[4:29:47]   countries to go to the[4:29:49]   mothership and I'm telling you[4:29:51]   it's freaking worth it[4:29:53]   it's it's such[4:29:55]   a cool experience dude is that a[4:29:57]   gate no that's seaweed[4:29:59]   that's a thousand gator she's[4:30:01]   going through like a tom uh[4:30:03]   tom uh what's[4:30:05]   his name our buddy we love him[4:30:07]   uh tom[4:30:09]   uh wacky tom[4:30:11]   like from succession no[4:30:13]   but he does look like tom from succession[4:30:15]   doesn't he with this[4:30:17]   fucking haircut wait he's got[4:30:19]   the same body tom green[4:30:21]   oh tom green he's going through a tom[4:30:23]   green by the way is he still in ottawa[4:30:25]   listen at least tom green has some[4:30:27]   you know uh[4:30:29]   like tom green[4:30:31]   goes through the same stuff where he acts like a pathetic[4:30:33]   bitch constantly[4:30:35]   but at least tom green has some like[4:30:37]   really organic[4:30:39]   autistic[4:30:41]   talent you know and[4:30:43]   he has a trustworthy cuteness[4:30:45]   charm you got the body of tom[4:30:47]   from succession you got the head of tom[4:30:49]   and you're sitting there[4:30:51]   pacing you moved to naples[4:30:53]   you thought like remember when everybody was[4:30:55]   getting away moving[4:30:57]   you thought naples was a[4:30:59]   viable option that's[4:31:01]   insane[4:31:03]   it's a retirement community[4:31:05]   at least tom green moved[4:31:07]   to the woods and county is a really[4:31:09]   cool house what's your house like[4:31:11]   i mean this is a cool porch[4:31:13]   maybe your house rules do you have a[4:31:15]   recording studio do you have a white piano[4:31:17]   do you have lots of cool gear[4:31:19]   tom green's[4:31:21]   videos look really[4:31:23]   nice he knows about editing[4:31:25]   lenses[4:31:27]   really he was getting them real sharp[4:31:29]   lots[4:31:33]   you don't know shit about[4:31:35]   cameras your camera is following[4:31:37]   you because you're using an app where your phone[4:31:39]   it's tracking your phone in your pocket[4:31:41]   and the camera is moving[4:31:45]   it's very alarming you bought a[4:31:47]   gimmick camera you went out and you're like oh[4:31:49]   this camera like can track me okay[4:31:51]   and you probably bothered the kid at best buy for[4:31:53]   two hours about it and now[4:31:55]   you're testing it out on your parts[4:31:57]   unless you have a cameraman[4:31:59]   filming this you know[4:32:01]   terribly[4:32:03]   if that's true this is the most psycho[4:32:05]   camera you made a cameraman come[4:32:07]   out to naples florida to film you[4:32:09]   olympic skiers talk about you[4:32:11]   bob i mean to keep you right there this is[4:32:13]   what i don't like if you're right wing you[4:32:15]   cannot look like this you have to have[4:32:17]   muscles you cannot have low t[4:32:19]   you can't be[4:32:21]   beta you can't be chalking[4:32:23]   around[4:32:25]   and you know you're not a real conservative[4:32:27]   you just weren't getting roles[4:32:29]   and started blaming the left[4:32:31]   and now you're stuck here you[4:32:33]   have no outlook[4:32:35]   you just hate[4:32:37]   pc but you don't do anything not pc[4:32:39]   what do you do that's not pc[4:32:41]   say you hate pc[4:32:43]   do something not pc i dare you[4:32:45]   and we're conservative saying this[4:32:47]   you're you worked on s and l[4:32:49]   do you renounce s and l[4:32:51]   denounce[4:32:53]   because s and l[4:32:55]   is a gay faggot[4:32:57]   hellhole you're that's[4:32:59]   what you're you were born from[4:33:01]   so it seems[4:33:03]   like you're the problem[4:33:05]   let's hear what he says about his[4:33:07]   here nose[4:33:09]   it's just seaweed[4:33:13]   terrifying[4:33:15]   so now i'm[4:33:17]   seeing the first person i see i see[4:33:19]   all these comedians[4:33:21]   and they're hanging out[4:33:23]   you know[4:33:25]   i don't know if a lot of[4:33:27]   a lot of comedians could say but i can[4:33:29]   i can honestly say this[4:33:31]   i remember everyone says[4:33:33]   you remember the struggle i remember[4:33:35]   the struggle more than[4:33:37]   any part[4:33:39]   of[4:33:41]   any other part of my journey[4:33:43]   the struggle stands out[4:33:45]   so much more and you don't want[4:33:47]   this guy after you like when we were watching[4:33:49]   we started zooming in we go ooh[4:33:51]   he'll kill us[4:33:55]   he might shoot[4:33:57]   i know i'm terrified of him[4:33:59]   you don't want this guy[4:34:01]   after you ever since you sent that message[4:34:03]   every time i see a pic of him in my youtube[4:34:05]   sub box i'm like whoo[4:34:07]   he's not doing well i mean he's almost[4:34:09]   a little dare i say retarded[4:34:11]   yes definitely[4:34:13]   he's not all there[4:34:15]   he's not all there he might do anything[4:34:17]   he put this microphone on[4:34:19]   for his big presentation[4:34:21]   all alone[4:34:23]   pinning that on[4:34:25]   yikes[4:34:27]   man alright let's hear some more[4:34:29]   because you're you're living[4:34:31]   it you're in it[4:34:33]   you don't even know like you're in it[4:34:35]   but you don't even realize[4:34:37]   what a great time that is and[4:34:39]   i would play[4:34:41]   like six clubs[4:34:43]   in new york city and[4:34:45]   it was a comradery with certain comedians[4:34:47]   you know everyone's competing against one another[4:34:49]   you could tell who didn't like you[4:34:51]   you could tell who who did like[4:34:53]   you um you knew who was[4:34:55]   really good and who wasn't blah blah blah[4:34:57]   but yeah i would do[4:34:59]   i would do this boston comedy[4:35:01]   club the comedy seller[4:35:03]   um the comic strip[4:35:05]   carolines[4:35:07]   and you you do all these[4:35:09]   clubs and you[4:35:11]   you have this comradery with[4:35:13]   comedians that i haven't[4:35:15]   seen[4:35:17]   in a long time you're seeing on podcast[4:35:19]   but when i walked into[4:35:21]   the green room[4:35:23]   of[4:35:25]   of rogan's place[4:35:27]   it's it's already[4:35:29]   the it's already the greatest club[4:35:31]   i've been in i'm not just saying that[4:35:33]   it's already[4:35:35]   i'm i'm already in a time[4:35:37]   capsule because i walk in[4:35:39]   and there's the kill tony dude[4:35:41]   right and there's[4:35:43]   i don't know who these other comics are[4:35:45]   but you can tell but it's awesome they're not really[4:35:47]   i shouldn't say i can tell[4:35:49]   just i'm assuming they're not far[4:35:51]   along and then i see howie mandel[4:35:53]   howie mandel another[4:35:55]   there's two screens you got one screen who's[4:35:57]   on the big stage one one screen is on[4:35:59]   the louis stage and he's like dude[4:36:01]   let me so[4:36:03]   he's like this is my place isn't this cool[4:36:05]   like yes this is cool[4:36:07]   he's like you know he come out of the balcony check it out[4:36:09]   check out this little room and they were doing this[4:36:11]   thing in the little room i think it's only on tuesday[4:36:13]   there we go jeremiah's show[4:36:15]   stole it[4:36:17]   say hamburger and hot dogs[4:36:19]   stand up on the spot[4:36:21]   which i thought jeremiah lived in[4:36:23]   la isn't[4:36:25]   jeremiah's show stand up on the spot[4:36:27]   where they throw out a word and you have to do[4:36:29]   a bit on it and now they're doing[4:36:31]   that at rogan's comedy club paging[4:36:33]   jeremiah they've stolen[4:36:35]   your idea and sent you back[4:36:37]   home to la to live with your creepy wife[4:36:39]   and your pale white kid[4:36:41]   uh[4:36:43]   so that's what they want to have[4:36:45]   jim brewer do they want to do stand up[4:36:47]   on the spot with him and he's very nervous[4:36:49]   about that because i guess his[4:36:51]   mind isn't sharp enough to riff[4:36:53]   i'll put it in a hat and[4:36:55]   use the comedian you have to pull out the thing[4:36:57]   and you're like hamburgers and hot dogs and you can choose[4:36:59]   to come up with a bit or[4:37:01]   make it look like you create a bit blah blah blah[4:37:03]   so then i sit down then i'm[4:37:05]   talking to howie mandel[4:37:07]   that's bad sitting across from howie[4:37:09]   and howie mandel said[4:37:13]   this environment[4:37:15]   at the mother ship[4:37:17]   he goes this[4:37:19]   reminded him[4:37:21]   of when he was starting[4:37:23]   and i think he i don't know if he said[4:37:25]   it's not a good thing when howie was starting[4:37:27]   he was shit you didn't have any[4:37:29]   money you don't want to be reminded of how you[4:37:31]   started but just hanging out watching[4:37:33]   which is what i was doing i was just[4:37:35]   i was trying to take everything in[4:37:37]   and howie goes in the small room[4:37:39]   and i'm like[4:37:41]   i want to watch howie mandel[4:37:43]   i'm sitting in the back[4:37:45]   and[4:37:49]   i even like i was[4:37:51]   i was so inspired because you have a guy like[4:37:53]   howie mandel and[4:37:55]   no matter what with[4:37:57]   comedians no matter how far[4:37:59]   we make it in life[4:38:01]   we still just want to[4:38:03]   be we just[4:38:05]   want to be funny[4:38:07]   okay this is making me[4:38:09]   depressed yeah i just want to hear a bit[4:38:11]   more he's doing the thing with the hat and[4:38:17]   in my opinion he just you know he[4:38:19]   clearly is uncomfortable which i did[4:38:21]   later he's uncomfortable[4:38:23]   howie was uncomfortable[4:38:25]   doing stand-up at the spot[4:38:27]   and then jim says this in my[4:38:29]   opinion he just you know he clearly is[4:38:31]   uncomfortable which i did later[4:38:33]   and i was uncomfortable he[4:38:35]   was uncomfortable uh-oh[4:38:37]   not a lot of comfort going[4:38:39]   on for jim brouwer the only thing that[4:38:41]   helped me was[4:38:43]   there was a first date where the guy just[4:38:45]   he got thrown out so i was like[4:38:47]   oh great it's 10 minutes i'm done[4:38:49]   well that was fun gig[4:38:51]   so i i cheated[4:38:53]   right so[4:38:55]   and i go in the main room and all i had[4:38:57]   was i'm watching rogan[4:38:59]   just[4:39:01]   he's coaching[4:39:03]   he's[4:39:05]   coaching all these you're watching rogan[4:39:07]   and you're feeling feeling so inferior[4:39:09]   this is what he's talking about he bombed[4:39:11]   in the little room he gets up he goes[4:39:13]   to watch rogan joe's killing[4:39:15]   he's feeling less than a man[4:39:17]   people like just[4:39:19]   in life and his stand-ups[4:39:21]   and and just[4:39:23]   it it ah man it was[4:39:25]   so awesome check[4:39:27]   out the bruiniverse every friday at[4:39:29]   9 a.m so this guy's deranged[4:39:31]   and he's after us isn't that[4:39:33]   cool what will happen[4:39:35]   next[4:39:37]   with jim brouwer will he take up my[4:39:39]   invitation actually come down or will he be[4:39:41]   over it by then so we[4:39:43]   will be sending jim our avails[4:39:45]   tomorrow[4:39:47]   and we'll see what he says will[4:39:49]   he be able to make it[4:39:51]   wouldn't that be exciting jim[4:39:53]   all right we gotta take a quick little break i gotta go to the bathroom[4:39:55]   bad um[4:39:57]   when we come back how about some[4:39:59]   club random[4:40:01]   what do you guys say club random[4:40:03]   with bill mar we'll see you guys[4:40:05]   soon right after[4:40:07]   this all right we'll be right back[4:40:23]   that feels good[4:40:25]   do it again[4:40:27]   do it again[4:40:29]   that[4:40:31]   feels good[4:40:33]   that[4:40:35]   feels good[4:40:37]   that[4:40:39]   feels good[4:40:41]   do it again[4:40:43]   do it again[4:40:45]   do it again[4:40:47]   i get a little[4:40:49]   bit of[4:40:51]   entertainment[4:40:53]   in your arms[4:40:55]   i take you[4:40:57]   to the rooftop[4:40:59]   in the basement[4:41:01]   what do you[4:41:03]   want[4:41:05]   if you're gonna do it[4:41:07]   do it well[4:41:09]   if you're gonna do it[4:41:11]   do it well[4:41:13]   if you're gonna do it[4:41:15]   do it well[4:41:17]   if you're gonna do it[4:41:19]   let's go[4:41:21]   every time I get a little bit of an[4:41:23]   inclination you can turn me into the shock of a new[4:41:25]   sensation[4:41:27]   get up get up get up[4:41:29]   tell me where you're at so we can[4:41:31]   get to another location it's the bad[4:41:33]   bad little dimension[4:41:35]   get up[4:41:37]   get up[4:41:39]   every time i get a little bit of an[4:41:41]   invitation you can turn me into the shock of a new sensation[4:41:43]   get up[4:41:45]   get up[4:41:47]   I've been modest and shy sometimes[4:41:49]   Remember, pleasure is alright[4:41:52]   Again and again and again[4:41:56]   Feels good[4:41:58]   Do it again[4:42:00]   Do it again[4:42:04]   Feels good[4:42:06]   Do it again[4:42:08]   Do it again[4:42:11]   I gotta feel it, I can't escape[4:42:13]   I gotta feel it, I can't not wait[4:42:15]   Shaking my vibe[4:42:16]   Hey grounds, shake, shape, shake, shake, shake[4:42:19]   I can't be someone who can't describe[4:42:21]   I can't be someone who gets you high[4:42:23]   You should reach to the next path[4:42:25]   And leap, leap, leap, leap, leap, leap, leap[4:42:26]   during the death[4:42:27]   If you gon' do it[4:42:29]   Do it, well[4:42:31]   If you gon' do it[4:42:33]   Do it, well[4:42:35]   If you gon' do it[4:42:37]   Do it, well[4:42:39]   If you gon' do it[4:42:41]   Do it, well[4:42:43]   If you gon' do it[4:42:45]   Treasures to be found, medicine alive.[4:42:53]   Freedom is a sound, and pleasure is a right.[4:43:01]   Oh, pleasure feels great.[4:43:03]   Coming back.[4:43:04]   Do it again.[4:43:05]   Pleasure feels great.[4:43:08]   Oh, pleasure feels great.[4:43:11]   Yes.[4:43:12]   Do it again.[4:43:15]   Do it again.[4:43:18]   Welcome back.[4:43:22]   Hi, everybody.[4:43:25]   Welcome back to Bread Bar.[4:43:27]   It's a very exciting day.[4:43:29]   How are you?[4:43:31]   How are me?[4:43:38]   Let's do some little ones real quick.[4:43:41]   Did you still want that melton thing?[4:43:44]   Yes.[4:43:45]   Oh, man.[4:43:46]   I know.[4:43:47]   We could save it for next week.[4:43:48]   I don't know.[4:43:49]   So you don't have to go back in time.[4:43:50]   It's like 10 minutes long to clip the guy post.[4:43:52]   10 minutes long.[4:43:53]   Yeah.[4:43:54]   Let's see.[4:43:55]   We got so much to do here.[4:43:56]   We can watch it at the end if we want more.[4:43:58]   How about that?[4:43:59]   Well, how long have we been on?[4:44:01]   Four, four, four.[4:44:02]   Exactly.[4:44:03]   Five hours.[4:44:04]   And that guy said we had to wrap it up in five hours.[4:44:08]   Well, let's see how far we get with these next two things.[4:44:13]   I really got to get these two things.[4:44:15]   But I also wanted to do little ones too.[4:44:17]   Okay, great.[4:44:18]   So let's see how far we get.[4:44:20]   And then we could do that one too.[4:44:22]   Okay.[4:44:23]   Really quick.[4:44:24]   I've got a bunch of little ones that I've been dying to play.[4:44:26]   Is this the one?[4:44:28]   Oh, video one available.[4:44:30]   What is it?[4:44:31]   Here.[4:44:32]   I'll tell you.[4:44:33]   Hold on.[4:44:34]   I don't want to blow it.[4:44:35]   Oh, yeah.[4:44:36]   Yeah.[4:44:37]   I've been dying to show this because remember when Joe[4:44:39]   Rogan's dad, he started talking shit about Joe, right?[4:44:42]   Well, there's a new tape.[4:44:43]   All these vultures have gotten Joe Rogan's dad to continue to talk.[4:44:47]   They're inviting the man on podcasts now.[4:44:50]   As you could see here, is this drive audio here?[4:44:54]   Okay.[4:44:55]   Oh, mute button up top.[4:44:56]   So people are reaching out after they saw Joe Rogan's dad talking some shit.[4:45:00]   Remember Joe Rogan's dad put out some weird TikTok or something like that?[4:45:04]   Yes.[4:45:05]   Joe isn't a man you think he is.[4:45:07]   He's a snake.[4:45:08]   He's a liar.[4:45:09]   He was saying that he lied about him.[4:45:12]   He lied about his upbringing.[4:45:13]   I was a good dad.[4:45:15]   Uh, so everybody's inviting him on.[4:45:17]   They're trying to get answers from him.[4:45:19]   Listen to this tape that we found here.[4:45:29]   Joe is sweet.[4:45:30]   I can't rewind any of this.[4:45:32]   Joe is sweet.[4:45:33]   He's got sugar in his tank.[4:45:35]   He knows he can't be a tough guy.[4:45:38]   He's saying that Joe Rogan's gay.[4:45:42]   He's sweet.[4:45:43]   He's got sugar in his tank.[4:45:44]   I like that kind of terminology too.[4:45:46]   I've been using that since I heard this tape.[4:45:49]   Let's see.[4:45:50]   They got all the karate work.[4:45:51]   All the karate work.[4:45:52]   Look at all the Dojos you want.[4:45:53]   That's all the weights you want.[4:45:54]   But when you're boring, if you don't have this, you better stay the hell home.[4:45:55]   If you ain't got heart, you ain't gonna do shit out there.[4:45:56]   Joe's a phony.[4:45:57]   Joe has sugar in his tank?[4:45:58]   I bet you I don't.[4:45:59]   I bet you I don't.[4:46:00]   I bet you I don't.[4:46:01]   I bet you I don't.[4:46:02]   I bet you I don't.[4:46:03]   I bet you I don't.[4:46:04]   I bet you I don't.[4:46:05]   I bet you I don't.[4:46:06]   I bet you I don't.[4:46:08]   Joe's a phony.[4:46:09]   Joe has sugar in his tank?[4:46:10]   I bet.[4:46:11]   I bet on that.[4:46:12]   I'm telling you right now.[4:46:13]   I know you like all the fuck.[4:46:16]   Wow.[4:46:17]   I'll bet you my son is gay.[4:46:22]   Never heard anything like it.[4:46:24]   Joe won't.[4:46:25]   What about that crazy email that guy sent me?[4:46:27]   Hold on.[4:46:28]   Let me try that.[4:46:29]   Yeah.[4:46:30]   Pull that up.[4:46:31]   That's a good one to do with Joe.[4:46:32]   Speaking of that.[4:46:33]   Joe has sugar in his tank.[4:46:34]   I mean, if your dad's saying you're gay, you're gay.[4:46:37]   God knows you.[4:46:38]   He's seeing you naked.[4:46:39]   You're part of the dad.[4:46:41]   You know, the dad is you.[4:46:44]   If my dad was saying I was gay, it's pretty much the end of the story, right?[4:46:48]   Unless your dad's really bad.[4:46:50]   I say Joe should have to respond to this.[4:46:53]   Okay.[4:46:54]   We've got another one here.[4:46:55]   This is just an email rumor someone sent to me?[4:46:58]   I love these.[4:46:59]   And I get a lot of emails from people I love.[4:47:03]   I get a ton of scoops.[4:47:05]   You know, I get a ton of scoops that you guys don't even know about.[4:47:07]   I get message after message, day after day.[4:47:09]   People really trust me with their scoops.[4:47:11]   Look at this one.[4:47:12]   Maybe some scary music up in the background for this.[4:47:18]   That would be cool.[4:47:20]   Make the reading a little bit better.[4:47:21]   I got this big email here.[4:47:23]   Yeah, there we go.[4:47:25]   Hey, Redbar.[4:47:26]   I was just watching your videos on Joey Diaz and all of the horrible things that he's done.[4:47:32]   And I know those were from years ago.[4:47:34]   But the involvement of Joe Rogan, I think makes this kind of interesting.[4:47:40]   And I wasn't sure if it was on your radar.[4:47:42]   I've never heard anyone mention how Joe Rogan used to have full galleries of hardcore porn[4:47:50]   involving Joey in comedy club green rooms across America, engaged in adult situations[4:47:57]   with various women on his website pre Fear Factor around the time his comedy album I'm[4:48:04]   Gonna Be Dead Someday came out in 2000.[4:48:07]   I think most of them were fans in the sexual videos.[4:48:12]   But who knows?[4:48:13]   Some could have been aspiring female comedians like the ones Joey Diaz talks about.[4:48:19]   Joe documented these encounters back then and put them on his website in full photographic[4:48:25]   detail, which were removed in 2001 right before Fear Factor came out.[4:48:31]   With Joe saying something like, yeah, my agent thought me being a pornographer wasn't a good[4:48:36]   idea for my career.[4:48:38]   There was a fixation on Joey's uncircumcised penis, which Joe called the Cuban egg roll.[4:48:45]   And I remember one picture with a woman spreading her ass open with Joe and Joey posing on either[4:48:52]   side with a comment from Joe on the image complaining about the unpleasant odor of the[4:48:58]   woman's vagina.[4:49:00]   I can't emphasize enough that he had many galleries, which showed true documentation[4:49:07]   of these debaucherous acts as he took many detailed photographs of each encounter.[4:49:13]   I wish I had saved the images as they were from over 20 years ago during the infancy[4:49:18]   of the internet, but I swear on the life of every family member I have that what I'm[4:49:24]   saying is true.[4:49:26]   I don't know if it's possible that somebody out there might have proof, but thought I'd[4:49:30]   throw this out there in case you didn't know, as like I said, I've never heard anyone mention[4:49:35]   it.[4:49:36]   And this is from when Joe was a nobody prior to Fear Factor, so I don't know how many people[4:49:40]   actually knew that he was doing this, let alone had an internet connection to visit[4:49:46]   his website.[4:49:47]   Thanks, Jeff.[4:49:48]   Yikes.[4:49:49]   I need these pics.[4:49:50]   We need these pics.[4:49:51]   They must be unearthed.[4:49:52]   I want a whole display.[4:49:53]   Imagine you walk into the studio in the hallway and it's all framed photos of Joey Diaz engaged[4:49:58]   in sexual acts.[4:49:59]   I mean, some of these could be bad enough to get Joe in trouble.[4:50:02]   I mean, you can't have pictures like this.[4:50:04]   What if he's degrading women?[4:50:06]   He is, I'm sure.[4:50:09]   Fans using his power.[4:50:10]   Wow.[4:50:11]   There's this other clip someone sent me.[4:50:12]   Somebody says it's true.[4:50:15]   Somebody says it's true.[4:50:16]   I believe them.[4:50:17]   Yeah.[4:50:18]   So if you're out there, if you know anything about this, bring us a red bar.[4:50:22]   We'll give you a little cash for the scoop.[4:50:25]   And this clip of Eric Griffin saying that he was at Joe's house and these two guys were[4:50:29]   checking up in the hot tub or something like that.[4:50:31]   Do we have a clip of that?[4:50:32]   I was just looking for the original clip and I couldn't find it, but I do have it on that[4:50:37]   podcast.[4:50:38]   Yeah.[4:50:39]   Let's watch that real quick.[4:50:40]   We got to get these rumors out there.[4:50:41]   You know, we're sent so many great rumors.[4:50:42]   We always forget about them because you know, because there's so much real shit.[4:50:47]   Exactly.[4:50:48]   But that is a great little rumor.[4:50:53]   And we would like to own the tapes just like Logan owns all that UFO footage.[4:50:57]   Of course.[4:50:58]   Logan Paul.[4:50:59]   Yes.[4:51:00]   I'll pay a hundred thousand dollars for the footage.[4:51:01]   Yes, I will.[4:51:02]   So.[4:51:03]   Okay.[4:51:04]   Just send it to you in a text.[4:51:05]   It should be lined up at 11 minutes.[4:51:06]   Okay.[4:51:07]   We're just waiting for that to come through.[4:51:09]   Just a rumor.[4:51:10]   Yeah.[4:51:11]   This is a rumor.[4:51:12]   It's what we're missing.[4:51:13]   All right.[4:51:14]   Let's pull this up.[4:51:15]   This is fun, huh?[4:51:16]   And here we go.[4:51:17]   This is from a podcast.[4:51:18]   I love these guys.[4:51:19]   These guys are great.[4:51:21]   If you want to listen to a podcast in the meantime, while red blows off, go check these[4:51:24]   guys out.[4:51:25]   These guys are great.[4:51:27]   I really think they're great.[4:51:29]   Same.[4:51:30]   So it's this guy.[4:51:31]   What is this called?[4:51:32]   Now?[4:51:33]   These guys, like they talk about Brendan Schaub and the sub Reddit stuff, the T-FAC sub Reddit[4:51:38]   and they do a podcast based on this.[4:51:40]   It looks like he's getting ahead right now.[4:51:42]   The title of this video is Brendan Schaub makes fun of the homeless again, 10 minutes[4:51:46]   of Schaub.[4:51:48]   And I like this guy.[4:51:52]   And they're going to talk about something that they heard.[4:51:54]   These guys got all the gossip.[4:51:55]   I mean, all these guys.[4:51:56]   I think this podcast is a hundred percent Schaub themed.[4:51:59]   Okay.[4:52:00]   And I like this.[4:52:01]   This is one of the only podcasts I watched that I really like.[4:52:04]   So let's hear from them.[4:52:05]   And I don't know their names.[4:52:07]   Here they go.[4:52:08]   Tamus.[4:52:09]   Tamus.[4:52:10]   He's eating the food.[4:52:12]   Schaub Schaub.[4:52:13]   Mm-hmm.[4:52:14]   Schaub.[4:52:15]   Schaub.[4:52:16]   Or even if it's him doing jumpers like Chef Curry, just like shooting basketball.[4:52:20]   This is kind of what the mothership crowd is like.[4:52:23]   Guys like this.[4:52:24]   And that's cool.[4:52:25]   For an all guys crowd.[4:52:26]   Wait, this guy does play the guitar at the beginning of every show, which I think is[4:52:29]   cute.[4:52:30]   I like these guys.[4:52:31]   Same.[4:52:32]   I'm not being sarcastic.[4:52:33]   That's what I mean.[4:52:34]   I didn't say like joke world.[4:52:36]   These guys, these are sharp kids.[4:52:41]   These are nice kids.[4:52:42]   Okay.[4:52:43]   Do they get a lot of chicks?[4:52:45]   Yes, probably.[4:52:47]   Guys like saying we don't get chicks.[4:52:49]   Don't get caught up with that.[4:52:50]   These nice guys are sharp kid.[4:52:53]   Trust me.[4:52:54]   I'd love to have you in my crew.[4:52:56]   You guys want to be the gun holders when Jim Brewer is here?[4:52:59]   I don't think these kids want to get mixed up in my crimes, but they're sharp.[4:53:05]   They're shaking like a Jesse the whole interview.[4:53:09]   They're sweating.[4:53:10]   You don't have to do this, kids.[4:53:11]   You're sharp.[4:53:12]   Oh, chef shop.[4:53:13]   Yeah.[4:53:14]   Cook up something, papa.[4:53:15]   Yeah.[4:53:16]   We were talking about this earlier.[4:53:17]   It's funny how they call Eric Griffin Montes on the Reddit.[4:53:21]   Great joke.[4:53:22]   Never seen it.[4:53:23]   This one's posted by a logical scientist to two to one.[4:53:26]   It's called Montes talks about hanging out in Joe's house after being at the mothership.[4:53:29]   I have that same Sonic shirt that he has this head shot.[4:53:34]   I bought this shirt too.[4:53:36]   Like just a month ago.[4:53:37]   I got it on one of those boxes where you get a bunch of geek boxes.[4:53:43]   They send you a box.[4:53:44]   You don't know what it's going to be in it and you open it up.[4:53:46]   I got that in there.[4:53:47]   I love Sonic.[4:53:55]   I'm not making fun of these guys.[4:53:58]   I really am not.[4:53:59]   I don't want them to go home with that in their mind.[4:54:01]   Okay.[4:54:02]   Listen to this rumor.[4:54:03]   This one, it's called Montes talks about hanging out in Joe's house after being at[4:54:07]   the mothership.[4:54:08]   So I'm in this big ass hot tub.[4:54:10]   Yeah, dude.[4:54:11]   Wait, this is recent?[4:54:14]   Eric's talking about a story about recently being in Joe Rogan's house?[4:54:18]   This episode of these two guys was uploaded one day ago and I don't think they would report[4:54:23]   old news.[4:54:24]   Oh, I thought this was an old story.[4:54:25]   Okay.[4:54:26]   This is great.[4:54:27]   So Eric Griffin's about to tell a brand new story.[4:54:30]   Here we go.[4:54:31]   House after being at the mothership.[4:54:32]   So I'm in this big ass hot tub.[4:54:34]   Yeah, dude.[4:54:35]   I mean, it's just, this is what it would be.[4:54:36]   It's a huge hot tub.[4:54:37]   Maybe this room.[4:54:38]   I don't know.[4:54:39]   So I'm, so I'm chilling like this and I just casually look over, I look over and there's[4:54:45]   a dude who's not in the pool, but he's got his legs in the pool like this.[4:54:50]   He's butt ass naked.[4:54:52]   This is in Joe's house.[4:54:54]   Last week, Griffin's at the mothership and in Joe's hot tub, there's a guy sitting outside[4:54:59]   of the hot tub naked with his legs spread.[4:55:03]   This is what he's saying at Joe Rogan's house.[4:55:07]   There's never been a naked man in my house with his legs spread.[4:55:13]   Oh, let's hear this in the pool, but he's got his legs in the pool like this he's butt[4:55:19]   ass naked.[4:55:20]   And then there's a dude just literally playing with his dick.[4:55:24]   There's another dude playing with his dick in Joe Rogan's backyard while other guys are[4:55:29]   naked.[4:55:30]   You know, we heard a lot of weird stuff like this from Aubrey Marcus.[4:55:34]   Who else did we just, I swear there's another naked story that's ringing a bell now.[4:55:40]   Who was this?[4:55:42]   Was there another Joe Rogan naked thing?[4:55:46]   Who was the naked thing that we heard that was really bizarre?[4:55:49]   This is starting to bring back some memories here.[4:55:51]   Let's hear some more.[4:55:52]   And then there's a dude just literally playing with his dick.[4:55:58]   Was it psych substance that we're talking about?[4:56:01]   Oh, yes.[4:56:02]   Somebody said that.[4:56:03]   No, psych substance had his own story.[4:56:06]   No, that's not what I'm thinking of.[4:56:07]   Somebody else told a whole story about the Jeep guys.[4:56:11]   Yes.[4:56:12]   It was about the trail recon guys.[4:56:14]   Oh my God.[4:56:15]   You never just said that story on the show.[4:56:16]   That's okay.[4:56:17]   It doesn't matter.[4:56:18]   Let's listen to this story.[4:56:19]   I know, but now we're confusing people.[4:56:21]   Let's listen to this.[4:56:22]   Just literally playing with his dick.[4:56:24]   This guy's dick.[4:56:25]   And I'm just like this.[4:56:27]   I look over.[4:56:28]   I look over and I go.[4:56:32]   I go.[4:56:33]   I go.[4:56:34]   Okay.[4:56:35]   What are you doing?[4:56:36]   What am I going to do?[4:56:37]   What am I going to do?[4:56:38]   What am I going to do?[4:56:39]   You can't do it.[4:56:40]   You know what I mean?[4:56:41]   All right.[4:56:42]   All right.[4:56:43]   They're laughing because they've all seen people jack off at Rogan's house.[4:56:50]   It's like some weird thing.[4:56:52]   These guys like, we like Rogan.[4:56:54]   We've talked about that, but these guys like Rogan too much.[4:56:56]   Oh, you know, it's hilarious.[4:56:58]   We like Rogan.[4:56:59]   That's what I want you to take away from this.[4:57:01]   So okay.[4:57:02]   He's got people having a sex or Jesus house.[4:57:04]   You know, when Rogan, you know, Aubrey Marcus is like the leader of a sex cult.[4:57:09]   So Aubrey Marcus was the inventor of the fleshlight, which was Joe Rogan's first big sponsorship.[4:57:15]   And then Joe and Aubrey partnered up for on it.[4:57:19]   I believe they're still partners unless Aubrey has sold his Joe still does on it, right?[4:57:24]   The big supplement company, the kettlebell firm, Aubrey Marcus, I mean, has done so many[4:57:31]   big sex getaways.[4:57:33]   He like, that's what he does for a living.[4:57:35]   Like he hosts sex parties where a bunch of 40 year olds go to the desert and they get[4:57:42]   naked and they play the didgeridoo on each other's pussy.[4:57:45]   I'm serious.[4:57:46]   And I go, how does Rogan allow that?[4:57:49]   But now I'm hearing stories about at Rogan's own house in the hot tub, they're all getting[4:57:52]   naked and jacking off.[4:57:56]   And I've also heard all these Aubrey Marcus stories as Joe, a swang and ape, Joe swinger.[4:58:05]   Let's dig in.[4:58:06]   You got to tell people about trail recon.[4:58:08]   Do people know what trail recon is?[4:58:10]   Let me show you this.[4:58:11]   Press one.[4:58:12]   If you know, trail recon.[4:58:13]   Okay.[4:58:14]   So, um, I got into off-roading very heavily for a time, and this is, uh, one of the best[4:58:22]   Jeep channels trail recon.[4:58:26]   And by best, I mean, wait till you see what it is.[4:58:29]   I'll show you one of his main videos.[4:58:31]   Okay.[4:58:32]   Overland adventures, death Valley.[4:58:36]   Okay.[4:58:37]   Perfect.[4:58:39]   This is the video and it's this guy.[4:58:41]   What's his name?[4:58:42]   Uh, I only know him as trail recon trail recon guy.[4:58:46]   Surely I know his name, but he goes out and every week he films his off-road adventures.[4:58:53]   They go to like a new place off-roading and he'll show you like his Jeep updates and upgrades.[4:58:59]   And he's this ex military guy turned family, man.[4:59:03]   He's like the sweetest guy you'll ever hear about.[4:59:07]   Like check him out.[4:59:08]   This is who he is.[4:59:09]   Here we go.[4:59:11]   Here we go.[4:59:12]   You got to love a beautiful sunrise out here in the desert.[4:59:16]   Good cup of coffee camping and getting ready to go wheeling with some good friends.[4:59:21]   This is going to be a great adventure for the next four days.[4:59:25]   We're going to be out here in the Northern part of death Valley, and we're going to go[4:59:29]   explore some ghost towns, some old minds, do some wheeling, do some camping and eat[4:59:35]   some great food because Marco is going to be cooking up some chow.[4:59:38]   This is going to be a great adventure and I'm so glad you guys are joining us.[4:59:42]   Stay tuned.[4:59:43]   So here it is, and he's like the sweetest guy and he just documents these trips and[4:59:49]   he does all this narration.[4:59:50]   Now, do we have a show note for this?[4:59:52]   I don't think so.[4:59:53]   Okay.[4:59:54]   So we don't have the story.[4:59:55]   I just have to remember the story.[4:59:56]   Okay.[4:59:57]   Let's watch a little bit more because what they do is like, there's this huge Jeep community[5:00:01]   and there's a big YouTube Jeep community and these guys go out and you could go to like[5:00:08]   if you're a fan, you could like sign up for one of their outings and go with them.[5:00:13]   If you have a Jeep and go on these outings like this,[5:00:20]   Welcome to Trail Recon, I'm Brad and today we are out in Death Valley and we're going[5:00:24]   to have an awesome adventure for the next four days, doing some exploring to some places[5:00:28]   I've never been.[5:00:29]   Now we got here late last night, very late, actually arrived to camp about 1130 last night.[5:00:34]   So he's all like wholesome.[5:00:36]   He's nice.[5:00:37]   Right.[5:00:38]   And he goes, isn't this the guy who asked Marco to bless this meal?[5:00:41]   Yeah.[5:00:42]   You know, Marco.[5:00:43]   Yeah.[5:00:44]   So then they do this.[5:00:45]   They rock.[5:00:46]   There's Marco himself.[5:00:47]   That's Marco's Jeep, JK.[5:00:52]   They help each other out.[5:00:53]   They go on the trail and see if there's all these other guys.[5:00:55]   Okay.[5:00:56]   And they post videos like this endlessly.[5:00:58]   So we had a listener to the show.[5:01:01]   And when I started wheeling, um, I mentioned a Trail Recon on the show and this listener[5:01:08]   reaches out to me and says he went on one of the trail adventures with them.[5:01:14]   And he said it was really weird.[5:01:15]   He had to leave.[5:01:16]   Oh my God.[5:01:17]   Stop![5:01:18]   Jesus.[5:01:19]   So I've been following this channel for a long time.[5:01:26]   I've watched hundreds of videos of this.[5:01:28]   It's always wholesome.[5:01:29]   They're always out on the campsite with friends and family groups of like 20 people, but they're[5:01:34]   all like older people with their kids and stuff.[5:01:37]   So this listener writes me goes, dude, it got so weird.[5:01:40]   I had to leave.[5:01:41]   I go, what happened?[5:01:42]   He goes, you're not going to believe this.[5:01:44]   They all started getting naked and like dancing around the campfire and like wiggling their[5:01:50]   dicks.[5:01:51]   And they wanted me to get naked.[5:01:53]   And I was like, fuck that.[5:01:55]   And I literally left in the middle of the night while we were camping.[5:01:59]   I go, how could this possibly be?[5:02:02]   I mean, you just saw that guy.[5:02:04]   He's like the most innocent Christian man.[5:02:07]   Yeah.[5:02:08]   So, and this guy like swears to me up and down.[5:02:10]   And I talked to this guy all the time about wheeling and I don't think the guy is lying,[5:02:16]   you know.[5:02:17]   So you never know.[5:02:18]   It could be the most normal guy and you could be getting nude at the camp.[5:02:22]   And it's like, there's no evidence of this guy doing anything.[5:02:28]   Like usually somebody says something like that.[5:02:30]   You're like, Oh, okay.[5:02:31]   I can see.[5:02:32]   Cause I saw, like I said, I've seen hundreds of hours of this guy's footage.[5:02:35]   There's nothing that would lead me to believe this.[5:02:37]   Something like that would ever take place.[5:02:39]   So you just never know.[5:02:42]   And now you're hearing stories about Rogan doing it.[5:02:44]   I've heard the Aubrey Marcus stories.[5:02:46]   Maybe Joe has some sugar in the tank.[5:02:49]   That might be why you never see his wife.[5:02:51]   This wife could be a beard cleared.[5:02:55]   She might be.[5:02:56]   Yeah.[5:02:57]   Interesting stuff.[5:02:58]   She probably doesn't even live with him.[5:02:59]   Remember these are ongoing investigations as always.[5:03:04]   So we would love to hear more.[5:03:06]   You know, I endorsed Biden on the last show.[5:03:09]   I think it was.[5:03:10]   Remember this?[5:03:11]   I endorsed president Joe Biden.[5:03:13]   This is so unusual.[5:03:15]   I said, you know what?[5:03:18]   I not for no political reason at all, but I noticed that Joe Biden doesn't have any[5:03:23]   fans.[5:03:24]   So I said, you know what?[5:03:25]   I'm going to become like the biggest Joe Biden fan of Biden head.[5:03:29]   And I'm always just going to talk positively about how cool he is.[5:03:34]   Right after that.[5:03:35]   Look what happened right after I said this on the show.[5:03:39]   And believe me, that was like the most opposite thing you could ever hear anybody say.[5:03:43]   You'd never hear about anyone being a Biden fan.[5:03:46]   All you hear about is how poorly he's doing.[5:03:50]   So I say that I love Biden, right?[5:03:52]   I just don't get it.[5:03:54]   I say all this.[5:03:56]   And then literally like two days after our show where I said Biden rules, this happens[5:04:03]   being the minority here.[5:04:04]   And then the Democrats have a Joe Biden problem in that not many people like old Joe with[5:04:08]   his approval rating, not only just now hitting an all time low dropping from 42% in February[5:04:13]   to now 36%, but also a new Washington Post ABC news poll has him trailing seven points[5:04:19]   behind former president Trump.[5:04:20]   And while obviously there are a lot of different factors at play here, a big focus has been[5:04:23]   on age and health with Axios reporting that only 32% overall think Biden as the mental[5:04:27]   sharpness it takes to serve effectively as president, which is down from 51% when people[5:04:31]   were polled three years ago and on physical health needed to govern just 33% think Biden[5:04:35]   at age 80 has it versus 64% for Trump who's 76.[5:04:38]   Obviously with all this, we're talking about a poll so far disconnected from when the actual[5:04:42]   election is going to happen.[5:04:43]   I mean, the Republicans haven't even had their primary yet, but it doesn't change the fact[5:04:46]   that you should hear the alarm bells ringing right now.[5:04:48]   And then wait a minute.[5:04:50]   I thought his ratings went up after I talked about it.[5:04:54]   They dropped.[5:04:55]   Yeah.[5:04:56]   So right after I endorsed president Joe Biden, he plummets, wow, we were trying to help.[5:05:07]   Very weird.[5:05:08]   And then it got even weirder.[5:05:09]   Tim Dylan on his show out of nowhere.[5:05:12]   Like right after I come on the show and endorse Biden, Tim Dylan opens his show.[5:05:18]   Maybe I have the audio here.[5:05:19]   This was so strange because it doesn't make any sense.[5:05:23]   I endorse Biden as a joke, right?[5:05:27]   And then I, the next day or two days later, I put on this podcast while I'm in the shower[5:05:35]   and I hear this.[5:05:38]   I was on Twitter the other day.[5:05:39]   I was scrolling on Twitter and I, you know, I, I try not to do that, but I do.[5:05:44]   It's addictive.[5:05:45]   It's not as addictive as TikTok, which is the problem.[5:05:48]   The TikTok algorithm, they say is the most addictive, but Twitter is, you know, now it's,[5:05:52]   it's a little more fun now than it was, you know, it's always been crazy.[5:05:58]   But so I, I go through it and I, I came across these kids that were yelling about Biden.[5:06:05]   And Twitter's, you know, they're like young dudes screaming about Biden, about that they[5:06:11]   love Biden.[5:06:13]   It's hilarious.[5:06:14]   It almost felt like trolling, but it wasn't that they love Biden and that Gen Z is going[5:06:18]   to elect Biden.[5:06:19]   I'm thinking, are these two kids going to be me?[5:06:21]   Am I, am I these two kids?[5:06:25]   So this was all very weird.[5:06:26]   Terrence, aren't you just in touch with Gen Z?[5:06:28]   I guess so.[5:06:29]   So none of that, that's all I just a goof.[5:06:33]   So don't worry about that.[5:06:36]   He doesn't actually like Biden.[5:06:37]   Okay.[5:06:38]   It was just something real funny that I thought of.[5:06:41]   Okay.[5:06:42]   Let's do this.[5:06:44]   Sim club random.[5:06:47]   Should we?[5:06:48]   Did you want to talk about impulsive quickly and then do club random last?[5:06:51]   Whatever you want.[5:06:52]   How about impulsive?[5:06:53]   How about impulsive?[5:06:54]   Because we got something quicker.[5:06:55]   Something big is happening over at impulsive.[5:06:57]   What's impulsive?[5:06:58]   It's Logan Paul's podcast with Big Mike.[5:07:03]   We've been in big trouble with Big Mike a couple of times, remember?[5:07:07]   And we've gotten so much joy from impulsive.[5:07:11]   Logan Paul, Big Mike, and of course, George F. Janko, who has also dabbled in standup[5:07:19]   and kind of crossed over into the standup world.[5:07:23]   Remember George is the third chair on impulsive, but George hasn't been on impulsive for a[5:07:30]   while now.[5:07:33]   And no one is talking about it.[5:07:37]   George started his own podcast and it appears he's left impulsive.[5:07:44]   Now they have not mentioned this on impulsive.[5:07:47]   George has not spoken about it.[5:07:49]   We also did some digging last week and found out that George's name, his full name and[5:07:57]   the word George have been blacklisted, banned, censored from the impulsive comment section[5:08:04]   on YouTube.[5:08:06]   They entered that as one of the most recent episode.[5:08:10]   So we're going to look in and we're going to hope that we could find some answers.[5:08:15]   Why did George leave impulsive?[5:08:18]   Are George Janko?[5:08:20]   That slimy little rock.[5:08:23]   One of them has to say so.[5:08:24]   They've basically been on bad terms ever since George and Logan had their little religion[5:08:30]   fight.[5:08:31]   Yes.[5:08:32]   Remember that they had a little religion fight.[5:08:34]   They had the walk off where George walked off during the Bobby Lee episode because he[5:08:38]   was really embarrassed of how they were treating him.[5:08:42]   But then they made up, they moved on and everything seemed fine.[5:08:46]   And then all of a sudden one day George just wasn't on the show.[5:08:49]   Let's go to this first link here.[5:08:51]   He wasn't there on the episode with Jeff and all the comments were about how Jeff is better[5:08:56]   than George.[5:08:57]   And that was a few weeks ago.[5:08:58]   Do we have any videos?[5:08:59]   No, I was just going to show you the comments, but it's okay.[5:09:03]   He hasn't been mentioned since, uh, he's been taken out of the channel, pick and header.[5:09:11]   And then George tweeted this.[5:09:13]   This was from, uh, April 25th.[5:09:18]   Let's see what he says here.[5:09:19]   And this has since been deleted.[5:09:21]   Is that true?[5:09:22]   No, it's still up.[5:09:23]   Oh, it's still up.[5:09:24]   George Janko.[5:09:25]   I wasn't going to talk, but now I am.[5:09:28]   This was April 25th, but he still hasn't said anything.[5:09:31]   I wasn't going to talk, but now I am.[5:09:33]   But yeah, we haven't heard anything.[5:09:35]   All right.[5:09:36]   Let's see this next note, um, impulsive bands, George from their comments section.[5:09:41]   And yeah, that was from this week.[5:09:42]   You know why it's annoying?[5:09:43]   I'll say it.[5:09:44]   And do we have any, uh, time codes for that?[5:09:46]   I do have time codes, but it's unrelated to George leaving, but I just wanted to put that[5:09:50]   out there.[5:09:51]   Cause I really want to know what happened.[5:09:52]   So we all have to keep our eyes open.[5:09:54]   This is the beginning of our investigation.[5:09:56]   Now, obviously I would love to speak with George if he wants to come on and talk about[5:10:01]   this to somebody who probably understands him more than anyone online.[5:10:06]   We've been there through it all.[5:10:07]   I know exactly what's going on with George Logan and Mike, but probably better than anyone[5:10:12]   on the planet.[5:10:13]   So George, this is an open invitation.[5:10:15]   If you want to do your, uh, thing here, you know, your tell all we had hella Mark Harley[5:10:22]   and I'm sure you know him and it went very well for hella Mark Harley.[5:10:26]   Um, so we would love to have you on and if anybody out there, of course we bring this[5:10:30]   up.[5:10:31]   If anybody out there has any information, we'd like to dig into this.[5:10:34]   So please let us know.[5:10:35]   You could email tips to Mike at red bar radio.net.[5:10:39]   Thank you.[5:10:40]   All right.[5:10:41]   Club random time.[5:10:42]   Unless you want to show the thing about Mike's burger, please.[5:10:43]   No, that's okay.[5:10:44]   We could save that.[5:10:45]   That didn't go nowhere.[5:10:46]   Cause we got another thing.[5:10:48]   Yeah.[5:10:49]   Okay.[5:10:50]   Uh, should we do it?[5:10:52]   Okay.[5:10:53]   Um, it never stops.[5:10:55]   Bill Maher club random.[5:10:57]   You could reset there.[5:10:58]   Let's see.[5:10:59]   Um, every episode gives us, gives us gold.[5:11:03]   You could cut.[5:11:04]   Uh, they don't like when I say cut the meat, cut to me.[5:11:07]   They hate that.[5:11:08]   So now I got to, I mean, what do you want me to do in that situation?[5:11:10]   Huh?[5:11:11]   I'm going to light.[5:11:12]   She ain't looking at the damn light.[5:11:14]   Um, Bill Maher has been amazing, bro.[5:11:22]   And you know what?[5:11:23]   His audience is starting to fools watch it.[5:11:25]   Just like we are like, the comments are like loving this shit he had on.[5:11:30]   This probably was, uh, you know, which one's better first.[5:11:32]   Cause they're both so good.[5:11:34]   Maybe the Richard Dreyfuss one.[5:11:36]   Yeah.[5:11:37]   Let's do that.[5:11:38]   He had Richard Dreyfuss on who again, you know, what's his show is so amazing because[5:11:42]   he has people on, you go, ah, I'm not interested in that.[5:11:45]   Like who would be interested in a Richard Dreyfuss interview?[5:11:49]   Not me, you know?[5:11:51]   So you always think you could skip it, but it almost just seems like the ones you want[5:11:54]   to skip the most are the ones that ended up churning out the most crazy, insane shit you've[5:12:01]   ever seen.[5:12:02]   I mean, almost every time we watch his show, it's like a mind blowing.[5:12:07]   I can't believe this is happening moment.[5:12:10]   And this Richard Dreyfuss one, some of you know what I'm talking about.[5:12:12]   This is the craziest shit we've ever seen.[5:12:16]   Should we smoke first?[5:12:17]   Let's smoke.[5:12:19]   Why this is so important to the show is because, and I believe this happened on season 20.[5:12:24]   It's happened many years of my life.[5:12:26]   I have a line from a movie that I used to say, and it's a movie called, fuck, what is[5:12:36]   it called?[5:12:42]   I'll tell you.[5:12:43]   And it stars Rosie O'Donnell.[5:12:46]   Oh, wow.[5:12:50]   How do you spell hummus?[5:12:51]   That would help.[5:12:53]   H-U-M-M-U-S.[5:12:55]   Really?[5:12:57]   Okay.[5:12:58]   Kebab Kitchen.[5:13:00]   No, that's an actual restaurant.[5:13:02]   Hold on.[5:13:03]   We're going to put this in quotes.[5:13:05]   This is crazy.[5:13:06]   My big quote isn't coming up.[5:13:09]   I got to remember what movie that was from.[5:13:12]   Somebody's got to know what I'm talking about.[5:13:13]   Steak Out?[5:13:14]   Steak Out.[5:13:16]   Richard Dreyfuss, Rosie O'Donnell, some other nobody in the trailer of the movie Steak[5:13:21]   Out.[5:13:23]   I always say this line from the trailer Steak Out.[5:13:28]   Oh, come on, buddy.[5:13:29]   I am so bad at this movie trailer.[5:13:33]   Okay.[5:13:34]   Let's see if we could catch it here.[5:13:37]   Oh, come on.[5:13:39]   Can I have anything else?[5:13:41]   Her name is Maria Maguire.[5:13:45]   Richard Dreyfuss.[5:13:46]   Touchstone picture.[5:13:47]   Three hundred and thirteen pounds.[5:13:50]   Three hundred?[5:13:51]   Thirteen pounds?[5:13:52]   Let me see that.[5:13:53]   I would imagine that's fully clothed.[5:13:54]   You'll see.[5:13:55]   Oh, my God.[5:13:56]   I thought she could be the house.[5:13:58]   This is disgusting.[5:14:00]   I hate this job.[5:14:02]   Charlie Wundercover cops on the trail of an escaped killer staking out the house of his[5:14:07]   unsuspecting girlfriend.[5:14:08]   I think she's gone on a diet.[5:14:10]   Everything was routine.[5:14:11]   Lucy.[5:14:12]   You got some planning.[5:14:15]   Until one of them stepped out of line was supposed to be watching the house.[5:14:19]   Right.[5:14:20]   So I was watching the house from the inside, out of the shadows, what a bozo, and into[5:14:24]   the picture.[5:14:25]   I don't believe this.[5:14:26]   I mean, I love spicy.[5:14:27]   I'm going to kill him.[5:14:28]   You're nice.[5:14:29]   I'm not that nice.[5:14:33]   Look, Maria, there are things about me that you don't know.[5:14:37]   I don't know your name.[5:14:41]   I think it was from part two, which was called Another Stakeout.[5:14:46]   Because I don't see Rosie O'Donnell in this.[5:14:49]   Damn it.[5:14:50]   That was a good trailer, right?[5:14:52]   Another Stakeout trailer.[5:14:58]   Another Stakeout, 1993.[5:15:00]   Here you go.[5:15:02]   Again, touchstone pictures.[5:15:04]   On their first stakeout, detectives Bill Riley and Chris Lacy had a simple assignment.[5:15:10]   To observe and stay out of the line of fire, that job left them with a distinguished reputation.[5:15:17]   Watch it, pro.[5:15:19]   Police are under arrest.[5:15:25]   So that's how a pro does it, huh?[5:15:27]   Now, they're about to face the biggest challenge of their careers.[5:15:34]   This assignment is confidential.[5:15:35]   The U.S. Department of Justice asked us to help find a witness.[5:15:39]   We heard you're good at it.[5:15:40]   We think you'll be able to pass for father and son.[5:15:43]   No way.[5:15:44]   Why just stop it right now?[5:15:45]   And I'll be going with you.[5:15:47]   Really, as what?[5:15:48]   My granddaughter?[5:15:49]   No, your wife.[5:15:50]   My wife?[5:15:51]   Hey, you've got a new car.[5:15:52]   It's taking a very long time.[5:15:53]   I can need some help up here, please.[5:15:55]   Help your mother.[5:15:56]   I think that Bill should shave his mustache.[5:15:58]   I have had this mustache for 13 years.[5:16:01]   How long have you been in here?[5:16:02]   It might not even be in here.[5:16:04]   They've got a new identity.[5:16:05]   Okay, they're in the house, not the cabin.[5:16:07]   They just came into contact with our neighbors.[5:16:09]   Did you know that you were illegitimate?[5:16:10]   Thank God.[5:16:11]   And they're undercover as the average American family.[5:16:14]   Regina, this is my husband.[5:16:18]   Chris.[5:16:19]   Chris.[5:16:20]   Just get off each other's case.[5:16:23]   Hey, did I make that too small?[5:16:25]   Oh, I'm really...[5:16:27]   It might not be in any trailer.[5:16:30]   This could have just been a clip.[5:16:34]   Yeah, it's not in the trailer.[5:16:36]   Anyways, there's this amazing scene in Stakeout where they're[5:16:40]   sitting around at this table and they're eating hummus.[5:16:44]   Now, hummus was a rather new food in the 90s, okay?[5:16:48]   People didn't eat hummus unless you were like Middle Eastern.[5:16:52]   So they're eating hummus and they're making jokes about hummus[5:16:56]   and the name hummus and Richard Dreyfuss goes,[5:17:02]   side of hummus, a homicide.[5:17:06]   Side of hummus, a homicide.[5:17:08]   It's a joke from the film.[5:17:10]   That stuck with me every day of my life[5:17:15]   till now.[5:17:18]   I can't think of that line.[5:17:21]   You know, when I hear hummus, it's side of hummus and hummus.[5:17:24]   Not going to lie, I kind of want to watch that movie.[5:17:27]   Well, never watch it.[5:17:28]   I love a movie where they have to pretend to be a family.[5:17:32]   Like there was this one I watched a lot when I was a kid[5:17:36]   where I can't even remember what it was called and I had this free VHS I got from a garage sale[5:17:40]   and it was about these two neighbors that had to become a family[5:17:44]   and pretend for this soda contest so they could be America's best family[5:17:49]   because they were all poor.[5:17:51]   I watched that shit so many times.[5:17:53]   That's a great trope.[5:17:55]   I wish more families would get together to make a fake family, but[5:17:59]   that line stuck with me.[5:18:01]   I said it on the show[5:18:03]   and maybe that's why we were gifted with this tape.[5:18:07]   You know, we started covering Club Random.[5:18:09]   We were probably the biggest Club Random podcast out there, right?[5:18:15]   As far as coverage goes,[5:18:17]   we had that big hit tape when the show first came out[5:18:20]   where Bill got on his knees and started grabbing Bella Thorne.[5:18:24]   This really introduced the new Bill Maher to the world[5:18:28]   and to us and ever since.[5:18:30]   It's like you can't turn on an episode without finding more.[5:18:33]   So again, Richard Dreyfuss.[5:18:36]   I never give a fuck about Richard Dreyfuss.[5:18:38]   I said that line, but he was also in What About Bob, right?[5:18:42]   You know him from that.[5:18:43]   I just want to make sure our Zoomer audience knows who he is.[5:18:46]   So he appears here.[5:18:49]   I almost skipped this episode.[5:18:51]   I'm so glad I didn't.[5:18:53]   You're not going to believe what he does.[5:18:55]   Should we start it from the beginning?[5:18:57]   How are you?[5:18:58]   I always like to start at the beginning.[5:19:00]   It's been a long time.[5:19:02]   Do you remember the show we did together?[5:19:04]   Which one?[5:19:06]   Funny You Don't Look 200?[5:19:08]   Yeah, he's not looking good.[5:19:10]   So he sits down next to Bill[5:19:12]   and he's plopped out grandpa style.[5:19:15]   You know, before we get into this, what is his age, Jules?[5:19:18]   Didn't we look this up?[5:19:19]   What's Richard Dreyfuss' age?[5:19:21]   He's probably like 99 now, right?[5:19:24]   He could be.[5:19:25]   He's 75.[5:19:26]   75.[5:19:27]   Okay.[5:19:28]   I thought Richard Dreyfuss would be older.[5:19:30]   So he's only about six years older than Bill.[5:19:32]   Think about this.[5:19:33]   Bill Maher is 70, right?[5:19:36]   Or 69.[5:19:37]   Yeah.[5:19:38]   Bill Maher is like 70 years old.[5:19:40]   I'm not joking.[5:19:41]   Look him up.[5:19:42]   Let's get the age right.[5:19:43]   Because this matters.[5:19:44]   67.[5:19:45]   Okay.[5:19:46]   67.[5:19:47]   75 could be like, it's not so old nowadays that you're like a 99 year old man, right?[5:19:56]   It's not like being 88.[5:19:58]   Like 75 now is still like respectable.[5:20:01]   You could still be respectable and like sit up straight, right?[5:20:05]   So you go, maybe he's, when I first saw this, I go, maybe he's 90.[5:20:09]   Because the way he is sitting is like a pooped out Pops.[5:20:14]   He's sitting like grandpa after grandpa's pretty much over.[5:20:18]   Okay.[5:20:19]   He's sitting like grandpa after grandpa.[5:20:21]   Okay.[5:20:22]   Grandpa's had two strokes.[5:20:23]   He's got dementia now.[5:20:24]   He's on all this medication.[5:20:26]   He's just going to sit there like a complete fool.[5:20:28]   That's usually when I tap out for grandparents too.[5:20:30]   During their foolish years where they're acting like morons.[5:20:35]   I refused to even participate with my grandma when she started getting all goofy.[5:20:40]   And my grandma was terrified.[5:20:42]   I didn't want to look at that shit.[5:20:43]   Grow up.[5:20:45]   So when the grandpa's and grandma's start getting goofy.[5:20:49]   No, I don't throw out a celebrity boxing match.[5:20:51]   I get the fuck out of there and I pretend I never knew them.[5:20:54]   And that's what I figured was going on with Dreyfus.[5:20:57]   I go, oh, you know, this poor old man.[5:20:59]   Maybe he's like, you know how, like, when you're like, how old is Richard Gere now?[5:21:03]   And you're like, he's 78 or some shit like that.[5:21:07]   Where you're like, you couldn't, you can't believe how old they are.[5:21:10]   That's what I thought was going to happen.[5:21:11]   But when we looked up 75, I go, okay.[5:21:13]   It's pretty young.[5:21:15]   He doesn't really, he doesn't have any diseases.[5:21:17]   It's not like he got ALS.[5:21:19]   But he's taking a seat like this and it looks really sloppy and really goofy.[5:21:25]   But at first I'm like, maybe he just sat like this.[5:21:29]   The chairs are like really deep and there's no monitor.[5:21:32]   So maybe he thought he was just sitting like how I feel like I'm sitting now.[5:21:36]   But it's just looking like that.[5:21:37]   He's just not fully aware because it's a new chair and there's no monitor.[5:21:41]   But that ain't the case.[5:21:47]   This is so crazy.[5:21:49]   It needs to be on da news.[5:21:53]   Wait till you see this fucking spectacle.[5:21:58]   Mind doing your show.[5:22:00]   1987.[5:22:01]   Yeah.[5:22:02]   Your show about the Constitution.[5:22:03]   Yeah.[5:22:04]   Yeah.[5:22:05]   Have you seen it at all?[5:22:06]   I saw it in 1987.[5:22:08]   I mean, since then?[5:22:09]   No.[5:22:10]   Have you?[5:22:11]   Yeah.[5:22:12]   Shit.[5:22:13]   A lot.[5:22:14]   What are you, like Norman Desmond?[5:22:15]   You're running it in your library every night?[5:22:17]   I'm ready.[5:22:18]   I'm ready for my clothes.[5:22:19]   But no, there's a whole story about that story.[5:22:25]   Well, people don't know what we're talking about.[5:22:27]   So I'm going to tell them like in the 20th anniversary of the Constitution, which of course was.[5:22:32]   So they're sitting there.[5:22:33]   They're talking.[5:22:34]   They're chatting.[5:22:35]   They're still sitting like that.[5:22:36]   And again, I'm going, maybe again, like, you know, I'm sitting like this.[5:22:40]   It's fine.[5:22:41]   But maybe if the camera angle was on the floor and I couldn't see, I would sit.[5:22:45]   Maybe it looks crazy.[5:22:46]   One observation I did make.[5:22:48]   Bill's chair has no pillow.[5:22:50]   Yeah.[5:22:51]   The guest chair does have a pillow.[5:22:53]   So the guest chair actually has two pillows.[5:22:55]   Now, why don't you go to the episode before this, Jules?[5:22:57]   Let us know if we got pillows on the seat before this episode.[5:23:00]   So as you see, Dreyfus has a pillow behind his head.[5:23:05]   Huge.[5:23:06]   Nineties.[5:23:07]   Cushion.[5:23:08]   It's reached cushion status.[5:23:10]   It is so big.[5:23:12]   And it also looks like, because here's Bill's seat bottom.[5:23:15]   And it's this Peewee's Playhouse polka dotted turquoise and black number.[5:23:22]   And you can see that's right there.[5:23:23]   But then you see, uh oh, they've put another pillow on top of the couch cushion.[5:23:30]   It appears now in the episode before it looks as if the pillow that is behind Richard Dreyfus is on the seat.[5:23:38]   So it looks like the pillow is there for the guests to do what they wish with.[5:23:42]   Interesting.[5:23:43]   So it's this very deep, very probably uncomfortable to sit in chair.[5:23:49]   I wouldn't want to be seen sitting in a chair like this to begin with.[5:23:54]   But then imagine putting a pillow here and a pillow there.[5:23:57]   And now you're kind of just on two pillows leaning on a chair.[5:24:02]   So it's a whole different set.[5:24:06]   So this was crazy enough.[5:24:09]   We had to know more.[5:24:10]   But then we get sidetracked.[5:24:13]   We get sidetracked by some 666 stuff.[5:24:16]   Well, you can go to nine minutes.[5:24:18]   Okay, yeah.[5:24:19]   First.[5:24:20]   Yeah.[5:24:21]   Oh, yeah.[5:24:22]   Yes.[5:24:23]   Yes.[5:24:24]   Yeah.[5:24:25]   There's only two things.[5:24:26]   We got a weird sit going on.[5:24:27]   Okay.[5:24:28]   It's weird enough for me to go.[5:24:29]   I just need to know more.[5:24:30]   Let's go to nine minutes, though, because the sitting gets a little crazier.[5:24:37]   No, it was that the real deal was that people just ignored it.[5:24:48]   Right.[5:24:49]   If the wife did not make a stink.[5:24:52]   So interesting.[5:24:53]   Yes, you're right.[5:24:54]   The wife has a big role to play.[5:24:56]   They call them mafia wives.[5:24:57]   Yeah.[5:24:58]   You know.[5:24:59]   And by the way, the real story was that they did know it was part of the dating system.[5:25:06]   Okay.[5:25:07]   It's Hollywood.[5:25:08]   It's the 70s.[5:25:09]   People are doing quaaludes.[5:25:10]   He's getting real close to the edge of the chair.[5:25:14]   Okay.[5:25:15]   So he's come out of his seat here.[5:25:17]   He's leaning forward and now he's sitting kind of on the edge of that top pillow.[5:25:24]   But that top pillow don't have much support under it.[5:25:27]   It's starting to kind of slip off and he's kind of sitting there.[5:25:31]   Can everybody see that?[5:25:32]   It's very dark.[5:25:33]   His leg is.[5:25:34]   Oh, no.[5:25:35]   That's such a shame because look how dark that is.[5:25:38]   I hope people can see that.[5:25:40]   It looks so dark on my monitor there.[5:25:42]   You can't see what his legs are doing, but they're getting goofy.[5:25:45]   Okay.[5:25:46]   Let's skip forward to where it's more visible here.[5:25:48]   Let's go to 1458.[5:25:51]   1458.[5:25:53]   And you can always double check these time codes at home.[5:25:55]   You'll see we're not manipulating the video.[5:25:57]   I don't know.[5:25:58]   McKenna's gold.[5:25:59]   Who the fuck remembers what was the worst film?[5:26:02]   Valley of the Doll.[5:26:03]   Valley of the Dolls.[5:26:06]   Valley of the Dolls was not the worst film because I was 11 when it came out and soon was masturbating to it.[5:26:14]   And you responded to Miss O'Hara.[5:26:20]   Okay.[5:26:21]   You should keep listening at this part.[5:26:22]   Yeah, of course.[5:26:23]   So he's sitting kind of weird.[5:26:25]   He's moving around.[5:26:26]   He's moving back and forth.[5:26:27]   It's not so bad yet.[5:26:29]   But then Joe, he brings up the Valley of the Dolls.[5:26:34]   And what's his name?[5:26:37]   Bill.[5:26:38]   Bill.[5:26:41]   Bill makes this offhanded comment like, oh yeah, Valley of the Dolls wasn't the worst movie in the world because I jacked off to it as a kid.[5:26:49]   11 when it came out and soon was masturbating to it.[5:26:53]   And you responded to Miss O'Hara.[5:26:58]   Miss O'Hara? Miss O'Hara?[5:27:02]   That was the worst line in the worst film ever made.[5:27:07]   And you said that?[5:27:08]   Yeah.[5:27:09]   Now, who's in Valley of the Dolls?[5:27:11]   Patty Duke was the one I was talking to.[5:27:13]   Patty Duke.[5:27:14]   Okay, but Patty Duke, handsome actress, never made my adolescent masturbation list.[5:27:20]   Who else?[5:27:21]   Who else could I have been whacking?[5:27:24]   I was going, who was the hot chick that I would have been whacking off to when I was nine in this movie?[5:27:29]   He was in the movie, Richard Dreyfuss.[5:27:31]   Asking who else could it have been in this movie that I was jacking to?[5:27:35]   There must have been, I know there was some.[5:27:38]   Oh, yeah.[5:27:39]   Jacqueline Bissett.[5:27:40]   Jacqueline Bissett.[5:27:41]   Exactly.[5:27:42]   Yeah.[5:27:43]   And with an English accent, which usually is such a boner killer.[5:27:49]   They're both reminiscing on, you know, jacking off to this co-worker of his from the film.[5:27:57]   And then he starts kind of turtling out.[5:28:01]   I mean, he kind of starts doing DaBaby, which is a move where you fall back on your big butt and do this.[5:28:10]   And it's a really awkward, like, this is enough for me to go, okay, let's fix the pillows for this guy.[5:28:17]   You know, or I'm wondering, does he have like MS or something?[5:28:23]   Because now he's like this and he's starting to do this real jerky faggoty movements.[5:28:29]   But then the conversation also starts getting really sexual.[5:28:32]   Should we continue from here?[5:28:33]   Yeah, I think so.[5:28:34]   Listen to this.[5:28:37]   There's just something about that accent that doesn't go.[5:28:41]   And so she did.[5:28:43]   And that was a big, hot turn on.[5:28:47]   Who else?[5:28:48]   There was somebody else who was like, Jacqueline Bissett is classy.[5:28:52]   And there's a whole raft of women who never made it past grade B.[5:29:01]   That doesn't matter to a masturbator.[5:29:04]   We are not judging you.[5:29:07]   Actually, it didn't matter to anybody.[5:29:11]   I mean, this shot already in itself is...[5:29:15]   He's like holding himself up by only his tip.[5:29:17]   Yeah.[5:29:19]   And it's unnatural.[5:29:23]   It's a very strange shot right now.[5:29:26]   This gets weirder.[5:29:27]   Judgment would be made based on that film.[5:29:30]   What film was it?[5:29:32]   What film were you in that year?[5:29:34]   Okay.[5:29:36]   But you were already in films.[5:29:39]   I was plainly masturbating.[5:29:43]   What do you think about when you masturbate?[5:29:45]   Isn't that the ultimate question?[5:29:47]   Here's where things get twisted.[5:29:48]   So we're already all caught up in this laying weird sitting shit, right?[5:29:51]   We're screaming over his body position.[5:29:54]   And then Bill asks him, what do you masturbate to?[5:30:01]   And I didn't think this was about to happen.[5:30:03]   Watch this.[5:30:05]   What do you think about when you masturbate?[5:30:07]   Isn't that the ultimate question?[5:30:09]   I could tell you what really a person is about.[5:30:11]   What do you think about when you masturbate, Richard Dreyfuss?[5:30:14]   I never thought about my mother.[5:30:17]   Well, I hope not.[5:30:19]   And I never thought that if I had thought of my mother,[5:30:24]   I would be thinking incestuous thoughts.[5:30:27]   That never occurred to me.[5:30:29]   And yet incestuous thoughts was the engine that drove my masturbation.[5:30:38]   What did you jack off to?[5:30:40]   Because they were just joking around how they jacked off to some dumb movie.[5:30:44]   Bill was.[5:30:45]   And what did you jack off to?[5:30:47]   Thinking he was going to say, oh, it was Sybil Shepherd[5:30:50]   crawling out of the lake in Lagoon 3.[5:30:54]   Something like that.[5:30:55]   But he goes, so I never wanted to fuck my own mother,[5:30:59]   but incestual thoughts would drive my every waking move,[5:31:04]   my hunger, my whole desire and appetite, my sexual flavor was incest based.[5:31:11]   I'd never heard a fly, I swear.[5:31:13]   But my sister was all I wanted.[5:31:16]   That is literally what is being said and what is compounded on.[5:31:23]   How come this isn't like an article anyway?[5:31:25]   Yes, listen to this shit.[5:31:27]   Incestuous thoughts, that never occurred to me.[5:31:31]   And yet incestuous thoughts was the engine that drove my masturbation.[5:31:37]   Really?[5:31:39]   Yes.[5:31:40]   Incestuous with who?[5:31:42]   Who crossed that street first?[5:31:44]   Yeah.[5:31:45]   Acquiring minds want to know.[5:31:49]   I mean, you brought it up.[5:31:51]   But if it's not your mother, how many people could it be?[5:31:55]   I mean, your sister?[5:31:57]   In the early years, I thought about very little else.[5:32:02]   Not grandma.[5:32:03]   Who am I thinking of?[5:32:04]   In my early years.[5:32:06]   Who am I thinking of?[5:32:07]   I'm asking.[5:32:08]   In my early years, I thought about very little else than incest.[5:32:12]   Listen to this.[5:32:13]   Who are you thinking of?[5:32:15]   Because you know.[5:32:16]   Acquiring minds want to know.[5:32:18]   And he starts jacking up.[5:32:20]   He is now laying down.[5:32:22]   And jacking off.[5:32:25]   And going, inquiring minds want to know.[5:32:28]   Who are you thinking of?[5:32:30]   Because you know.[5:32:31]   Acquiring minds want to know.[5:32:33]   Well, I mean, you do know that.[5:32:35]   Now, we are not laughing at a man with like a disease.[5:32:39]   I promise.[5:32:40]   I don't think.[5:32:41]   We looked it up.[5:32:42]   He's clean.[5:32:44]   I talked to his, spoke with his doctor myself.[5:32:46]   I did a blood panel on him.[5:32:48]   He's good.[5:32:49]   Because he has bipolar disorder.[5:32:51]   Bipolar disorder.[5:32:52]   But that's not a physical disease.[5:32:53]   So this isn't like we're laughing at Michael Loehr.[5:32:55]   This is not that.[5:32:57]   This is.[5:32:58]   This is not like we're laughing at the doctor.[5:32:59]   You'll see, he jumps out of his seat.[5:33:00]   He could also stand and walk.[5:33:02]   It's not like he's been laid there.[5:33:05]   All right, listen to this.[5:33:07]   And he's getting really.[5:33:08]   He's pulling down, by the way, at this point.[5:33:10]   Okay, yeah.[5:33:11]   I mean, if you guys could see, is it too dark to see?[5:33:13]   I think you can kind of see.[5:33:14]   Oh, it's so dark.[5:33:15]   He's like fully laying off the couch.[5:33:18]   Okay.[5:33:19]   But porn today is like dominated almost by incest porn.[5:33:26]   Like if you go on Pornhub, like it's the same videos that we've been looking at for years.[5:33:33]   It's some chick, hopefully a hot one.[5:33:35]   Although obviously beauty.[5:33:36]   He's like limboing.[5:33:38]   I mean, he's.[5:33:39]   How low could he go at this point?[5:33:41]   His body is fully off and he's just using his arm to hold him.[5:33:44]   He's holding his arms and now he is doing hip thrusts.[5:33:48]   Perfect form, by the way.[5:33:50]   And just holding himself.[5:33:52]   And there's not one time where Bill goes, hey, do you need.[5:33:56]   Let's just pull the pillow.[5:33:58]   That pillow is slipping.[5:33:59]   So Bill just pretends none of this sit stuff is happening.[5:34:04]   That we've been looking at for years.[5:34:06]   It's some chick, hopefully a hot one.[5:34:08]   Although obviously beauty's in the eye.[5:34:10]   But there are many beautiful, you know, porn stars who in another era could have been movie stars.[5:34:16]   If they didn't always take a bunch of jizz in the face, which is like not something that the.[5:34:22]   He is sliding.[5:34:23]   Certainly not in Mr. Mayor's day.[5:34:25]   Look kindly on.[5:34:27]   Although of course they did it in private anyway.[5:34:29]   Now his chest is now underneath the arms of the chair.[5:34:34]   Okay.[5:34:35]   So that's how, you know, he's too low.[5:34:39]   Imagine my chest being underneath the arms of the chair.[5:34:45]   It's a low.[5:34:48]   Try it.[5:34:52]   I have no more room.[5:34:56]   And this is.[5:35:04]   My shorts are thong game into me right now.[5:35:08]   No.[5:35:15]   Looks comfy.[5:35:16]   It really is nice.[5:35:17]   This is why Ethan Klein loves doing the show.[5:35:19]   Just lay back.[5:35:21]   You actually let the electric pro course through your veins.[5:35:28]   Stupid idiots.[5:35:30]   How much money did this earn me?[5:35:31]   8 million today.[5:35:33]   Nice.[5:35:34]   Idiots.[5:35:35]   Losers.[5:35:36]   Retards.[5:35:37]   Should we get Burger King?[5:35:40]   This is nice.[5:35:41]   This is nice.[5:35:43]   Damn luxury like the clients.[5:35:46]   So he's slipping.[5:35:47]   And again, bill's not saying a damn word.[5:35:50]   Well, they did it for Mr. Mayor.[5:35:53]   Yes.[5:35:54]   Private collection.[5:35:55]   Oh yeah.[5:35:56]   I mean, those guys,[5:35:57]   those guys were worse or as bad as the cause beads.[5:36:01]   Oh yeah.[5:36:02]   He's like in frosting convulsing.[5:36:04]   And it's like, he got horny.[5:36:06]   Go back like five seconds and watch the movement.[5:36:08]   His top just did.[5:36:10]   Look at this.[5:36:11]   And he's doing the whole, are you garbage face?[5:36:14]   Yes.[5:36:15]   The mat.[5:36:16]   What's his name?[5:36:17]   Big fatty.[5:36:18]   Xander had a great video on the, are you garbage fat guy?[5:36:21]   It's one of those videos that showed like the scope of things.[5:36:25]   It's like, here's the size of the earth.[5:36:27]   Here's the size of the sun.[5:36:28]   Here's the size of Neptune.[5:36:31]   Here's the size.[5:36:32]   And then it get bigger.[5:36:33]   And you alt star twos and mega stars and all this shit.[5:36:39]   And then of course it ends.[5:36:41]   And it's like 50 to a hundred times bigger than the largest thing in the universe.[5:36:45]   And it's a mad H Foley from a car you got with his big fat mouth open.[5:36:53]   If anyone hears the deal,[5:36:55]   if you could get a ping pong ball in his mouth, get that on video.[5:37:02]   $1,000 cash.[5:37:06]   Find Matt Foley, make him laugh.[5:37:09]   Ping pong ball.[5:37:10]   It lands in his mouth.[5:37:14]   $1,000.[5:37:16]   Because you have many opportunities to do that.[5:37:19]   You go see him on kill Tony or something, sit in the front row.[5:37:23]   You can keep doing it too.[5:37:24]   I'll get you a box of balls.[5:37:27]   You ever had a fresh brand new box of ping pong balls?[5:37:31]   Like beer pong.[5:37:32]   Right into his mouth.[5:37:34]   And not his.[5:37:35]   Leave Dreyfus alone.[5:37:37]   But yeah, H Foley.[5:37:38]   Is that legal?[5:37:39]   You could do that to a comic because it's funny.[5:37:41]   It's just a ping pong ball.[5:37:42]   There's different laws.[5:37:44]   Like that would be assault if I did that to some like old lady.[5:37:47]   But in the court market be like, he's a comic.[5:37:50]   And they'll be like, your honor, you're right.[5:37:52]   This is.[5:37:54]   You know, Foley's lawyer will be like, your honor, you're right.[5:37:56]   This is funny.[5:37:58]   So it's allowed.[5:37:59]   And the jury will be like, he had his mouth open.[5:38:02]   Okay.[5:38:03]   So that's what Dreyfus is doing.[5:38:05]   He's acting like Foley's dad.[5:38:08]   And of course he's, he's thrusting here.[5:38:10]   We're going to watch this little movement, watch his upper body here.[5:38:13]   Those guys were worse or as bad as the Cosby's.[5:38:17]   Oh yeah.[5:38:18]   And that, that what they got away with, like in those days of the studios.[5:38:24]   When you read Shirley Temple's book.[5:38:27]   Okay.[5:38:28]   Was there more from this clip here?[5:38:30]   Let's see.[5:38:32]   Yeah, you could go to 20 to 55.[5:38:36]   20 to 55.[5:38:38]   Okay.[5:38:39]   Let's see what happens here.[5:38:43]   Of the Chilchinsky riots.[5:38:46]   It was the Cossacks were basically given free reign to kill and murder anyone.[5:38:53]   More incest stuff.[5:38:54]   But getting back to my masturbation.[5:38:55]   Yeah.[5:38:56]   Here.[5:38:57]   Who else was in Valley of the Dolls?[5:39:02]   Come on.[5:39:03]   I can almost picture it.[5:39:04]   Like who was the guy?[5:39:06]   Not the guy.[5:39:07]   Not the guy.[5:39:08]   I wasn't masturbating about the guys.[5:39:10]   Weirdo.[5:39:12]   I was mad.[5:39:13]   You're, you're fucking your sister.[5:39:15]   What do you even ask about this?[5:39:18]   Did you ever, do you have a sister?[5:39:19]   Yes.[5:39:20]   Did you ever give her what we called a movie, a movie actor kiss?[5:39:25]   No.[5:39:27]   He goes, you're a weirdo.[5:39:29]   You're fucking your sister.[5:39:30]   But he's kind of just kidding.[5:39:31]   Hoping that Dreyfus would be like, I didn't fuck my sister.[5:39:34]   I'm saying I just liked incest porn.[5:39:35]   But no, Dreyfus goes, have you ever given your sister a movie star kiss?[5:39:42]   Listen to this.[5:39:44]   Not the one I didn't even ask about this.[5:39:47]   Did you ever, do you have a sister?[5:39:48]   Yes.[5:39:49]   Did you ever give her what we called a movie, a movie actor kiss?[5:39:54]   No.[5:39:55]   Oh God.[5:39:56]   Please.[5:39:57]   I love my sister.[5:39:58]   Did she ever ask you?[5:39:59]   No.[5:40:00]   We didn't even like each other when we were kids.[5:40:02]   We were always, we were like two, what?[5:40:04]   Of course not.[5:40:05]   Yes.[5:40:06]   No.[5:40:07]   You stopped that hostility under a white flag and you literally said, you want to do[5:40:13]   a movie star kiss?[5:40:14]   It makes him hot that the brother and sister are also at each other's throats.[5:40:18]   And then they're doing this in secrecy.[5:40:20]   So he's done this.[5:40:22]   Of course not.[5:40:24]   The hatred is the thrill of the bite.[5:40:29]   Does his mom know about this?[5:40:31]   We're telling his mom.[5:40:33]   We're telling your mom.[5:40:34]   Is it possible that he's just like so crazy and lost his mind and he's just saying shit[5:40:39]   and he's like fucking with him?[5:40:41]   Because why would you say that?[5:40:42]   I don't know.[5:40:43]   Let's hear some more.[5:40:44]   Flag.[5:40:45]   And you literally.[5:40:46]   Get sick.[5:40:47]   Watch.[5:40:48]   You want to do a movie star kiss?[5:40:49]   We're not, we're weirdos.[5:40:50]   We're not weirdos like you.[5:40:51]   We were just, we're normal people who grew up in New Jersey and we didn't have memories.[5:40:55]   I lived in Queens.[5:40:57]   So it's the same thing.[5:40:59]   Yeah.[5:41:00]   Queens.[5:41:01]   I'll say.[5:41:02]   I lived 20 blocks.[5:41:04]   She's gay because of that?[5:41:06]   Away from Trump and his family.[5:41:10]   And I was.[5:41:11]   20 blocks.[5:41:12]   It's pretty close.[5:41:13]   15 streets away from what's his name?[5:41:20]   Who I played also.[5:41:22]   What's his name?[5:41:23]   Alexander Hage.[5:41:24]   Security.[5:41:25]   Okay.[5:41:26]   Is there any more to this part?[5:41:27]   Does he talk about his sister?[5:41:28]   I think he starts telling this really weird story about his sister.[5:41:33]   Where was that?[5:41:35]   It was about where he, he told his mom.[5:41:40]   It was like some weird story about how if he ever got caught doing his incest, he would[5:41:45]   deny it by saying, no, no, mom, my sister, that's not her.[5:41:48]   That's a robot that replaced her.[5:41:50]   Like he already came up with all these excuses and he talks about the excuses he would use[5:41:56]   to his parents if ever gotten.[5:41:58]   Oh no, I think he was talking about something else.[5:42:00]   Oh, okay.[5:42:01]   It sounded like that.[5:42:02]   I remember that part you were talking about, but now he was talking about his kid.[5:42:05]   Oh.[5:42:06]   But he was just like, a robot has replaced my teenage daughter, but in like a really[5:42:11]   weird way where he didn't quite get what he was talking about at first.[5:42:14]   That's why you can't talk about incest.[5:42:17]   And then say all this weird shit.[5:42:19]   It sounds like that's part of it.[5:42:21]   Go to 2843.[5:42:23]   This part's funny.[5:42:24]   28?[5:42:25]   Yeah, 2843.[5:42:26]   2843.[5:42:27]   Let's see what happens here.[5:42:29]   Is this the ad?[5:42:31]   Yeah.[5:42:32]   Okay, look, so Bill slips into an ad here.[5:42:34]   This is really nuts.[5:42:36]   Uh, 2840.[5:42:40]   Watch this ad that Bill does.[5:42:42]   And look at Dreyfuss.[5:42:43]   I mean, he's fully asleep.[5:42:46]   He's fully laying down right now.[5:42:49]   Kind of.[5:42:50]   That is a kind of, I mean, they are-[5:42:51]   This is a little brain from Dreyfuss, I think.[5:42:53]   Shoving your dick in somebody's mouth is violent.[5:42:56]   Do you like true crime?[5:42:58]   Check out Mind of a Monster, a true crime podcast from ID about history's most notorious[5:43:03]   serial killers.[5:43:04]   On this new season of Mind of a Monster, host and criminal psychologist, Dr. Michelle Ward,[5:43:10]   tells the story of Jeffrey Dahmer and how he got away with cannibalism, killing and[5:43:15]   necrophilia for more than 13 years.[5:43:17]   Past seasons tell the story of serial killers like-[5:43:20]   So he'll read anything.[5:43:22]   There's no tact.[5:43:25]   Do you want to learn more about Jeffrey Dahmer?[5:43:28]   For five easy payments of some weird service, you could see-[5:43:33]   Necrophilia.[5:43:34]   I mean, it really caught me.[5:43:35]   I was like tuning this out.[5:43:37]   And you should go back-[5:43:38]   You don't do an ad for Dahmer.[5:43:41]   You should go back like two more clicks before this because I got to see how he's laying[5:43:44]   right here.[5:43:45]   Yeah, it was wild.[5:43:46]   Look.[5:43:47]   Come here.[5:43:48]   Yeah, let's just-[5:43:50]   There's something strange about this here.[5:43:52]   Tells the story of Jeffrey Dahmer and how he got away with cannibalism, killing and[5:43:56]   necrophilia for more than 13 years.[5:43:59]   Past seasons tell the story of serial killers like Ted Bundy and the Green River Killer,[5:44:04]   L.A.'s famous hillside strangler-[5:44:06]   Cool commercial.[5:44:07]   And Ed Kemper-[5:44:08]   Very professional.[5:44:09]   A.K.A. the co-ed killer.[5:44:10]   That's a lot of true crime.[5:44:11]   And it's all available to listen to now.[5:44:13]   You sick fucks.[5:44:15]   Oh, thank God.[5:44:16]   Listen to Mind of a Monster, Jeffrey Dahmer, or wherever you get your podcasts.[5:44:20]   Do my answers to-[5:44:22]   Okay.[5:44:23]   Okay.[5:44:24]   That was just a little, we thought that was just a goofy way to deliver that information.[5:44:30]   Yeah.[5:44:31]   That music too?[5:44:34]   Whatever era he is trapped in kind of rules.[5:44:37]   It's like a sick vibe.[5:44:39]   I'm so into Bill.[5:44:40]   Nobody-[5:44:41]   Like imagine being able to go to Club Random for a sick party with all these like 50 year[5:44:46]   old actresses from the USA up all night days and shit.[5:44:51]   Okay.[5:44:52]   What's the-[5:44:53]   Go to 4622.[5:44:54]   I can't quite remember what this part is about, but I think it might be good.[5:44:57]   4622.[5:44:58]   Let's see what we got here.[5:45:01]   Coming up.[5:45:03]   Ace aliens and they come and take your kid for 12 years.[5:45:07]   When they took my daughter-[5:45:09]   Oh, yeah.[5:45:10]   That's just the part you were talking about.[5:45:11]   When they took my daughter-[5:45:12]   Who took?[5:45:13]   The aliens.[5:45:14]   When they took my daughter-[5:45:16]   No, really?[5:45:17]   Yeah.[5:45:18]   What do you think happens to kids when they're 12 years old?[5:45:20]   They're kidnapped and taken to another planet.[5:45:22]   Oh, I see.[5:45:23]   Right.[5:45:24]   And they're replaced by an android.[5:45:26]   And an android-[5:45:27]   It was a lot harder to deal with.[5:45:28]   With a myth.[5:45:29]   Right.[5:45:30]   With a fucking painful myth.[5:45:32]   And when they do that, they are the same person, but they're not.[5:45:39]   And don't let them fool you, Dad.[5:45:42]   That's not my sister.[5:45:44]   That is not my sister.[5:45:46]   Yes, it is.[5:45:47]   No, it isn't.[5:45:48]   Yes, it is.[5:45:49]   No, it isn't.[5:45:50]   And I'm telling you, they are trained.[5:45:54]   And the difference between boys and girls is real simple.[5:45:58]   Boys are so embarrassed by sexual problems that they treat one another only through the[5:46:07]   vocabulary of cartoons.[5:46:09]   Wabbos.[5:46:10]   Hey, look at him.[5:46:12]   Wabbos.[5:46:13]   Hey, that's-[5:46:14]   He's a sex guy.[5:46:15]   That's their vocabulary.[5:46:16]   And girls are mechanical engineers.[5:46:19]   And they say they know exactly how wide and how thick and how this and how they like it like such and such.[5:46:30]   And they-[5:46:31]   What are you talking about?[5:46:32]   They're like-[5:46:33]   The size of a dick.[5:46:34]   Dick.[5:46:35]   I thought that, but I didn't want to-[5:46:37]   Little girls are always talking about the girth of the dick.[5:46:44]   When boys are little, they're always like, let me see those wazzos.[5:46:47]   It's always a cartoon thing when the boys are young.[5:46:49]   Let me see those bazums, those bazams.[5:46:52]   When girls are young, they want to know the girth.[5:46:56]   They want to know the width, the length, the weight of the cock.[5:47:04]   How old?[5:47:06]   A real young eight, two.[5:47:10]   I had a two year old grandson.[5:47:11]   She was obsessed with circumference of the cock.[5:47:16]   That's nuts.[5:47:17]   I've never heard it like that.[5:47:19]   I don't think Bill's buying it either.[5:47:21]   Bill's in shock.[5:47:22]   Yeah, Bill's in shock.[5:47:23]   Assume that you're always thinking about dicks.[5:47:27]   Okay.[5:47:28]   And that's true.[5:47:29]   That is absolutely-[5:47:30]   But they're not thinking about dicks at that young age when the boys are watching rabbit cartoons.[5:47:35]   Well, that depends on your point of view because I think they are talking about dicks.[5:47:39]   Really?[5:47:40]   Before 10?[5:47:41]   At night?[5:47:43]   Before 10 years old, really?[5:47:45]   If I was going to call it, I would say yes.[5:47:48]   I'm sure eight year old girls have heard the song Wet Ass Pussy.[5:47:54]   And I'm sure that prompted a number of questions.[5:47:58]   If I had to call it, I would say yes.[5:48:01]   If I had to call it, I would say much younger than that.[5:48:04]   Yes.[5:48:05]   One, two, three.[5:48:07]   It's about the girth and the nuts and the size of the say.[5:48:13]   I don't know about that.[5:48:14]   It seems like he's going to do something harmful to children.[5:48:17]   Maybe the right.[5:48:19]   We need to call the right.[5:48:21]   Is there a phone number for the right so I can report potential sex crimes?[5:48:26]   All right.[5:48:27]   What do we got next here?[5:48:28]   Spread and jump scare.[5:48:30]   Go to 4820.[5:48:31]   4820.[5:48:32]   Now this is spread and jump scare.[5:48:35]   It's listed.[5:48:36]   I think the spread is the jump scare.[5:48:37]   4820.[5:48:38]   Okay.[5:48:39]   Yeah.[5:48:40]   Well, okay.[5:48:41]   Let's see.[5:48:42]   Oh, it's coming up.[5:48:43]   Here we go.[5:48:44]   Before 10 years old, really?[5:48:45]   If I was going to call it, I would say yes.[5:48:47]   I guess so.[5:48:48]   You know what?[5:48:49]   I'm sure eight-year-old girls have heard the song, White Ass Pussy.[5:48:54]   I'm sure that prompted a number of questions.[5:48:59]   Mom, what's a white ass pussy?[5:49:03]   Don't ask your father.[5:49:04]   He doesn't know.[5:49:06]   I don't know.[5:49:07]   But yes, I think today's kids are exposed to so much that you're probably right.[5:49:14]   And what's on the phone, the internet.[5:49:17]   I mean, Perforce must know things that I was just clueless about at that age.[5:49:25]   I mean, one thing I am-[5:49:27]   Well, I didn't see the jump scare, but any moment of this could have been the jump scare.[5:49:32]   Wait.[5:49:33]   I feel like it's-[5:49:34]   Still coming?[5:49:35]   That's him.[5:49:36]   That's him.[5:49:37]   Yes.[5:49:38]   But I didn't see a jump scare.[5:49:39]   He just did a gigantic spread.[5:49:40]   Okay, here.[5:49:41]   It's about that age, you know?[5:49:43]   So yes, it cuts back to him.[5:49:45]   And yes, he has opened himself up.[5:49:47]   He almost looks like the guy from Barry in jail with Barry a little bit there.[5:49:52]   He's fattened and he's fully spreading.[5:49:56]   I mean, can we see that when his legs are darkened like that in the monitor?[5:50:01]   I fear you're not seeing the bulbous jolliness of his wide open legs.[5:50:08]   Is he wearing tights?[5:50:11]   This almost looks like he has a sock and then he has like a compression tight.[5:50:15]   He probably does.[5:50:16]   Under the whole thing.[5:50:17]   That's disgusting.[5:50:19]   That is sick.[5:50:21]   All right.[5:50:22]   What do we got next for Richard here?[5:50:24]   I mean, you go to 56 minutes.[5:50:26]   Okay.[5:50:27]   Here's the finale here.[5:50:29]   How low could he go?[5:50:30]   Let's go to 56.[5:50:31]   What is that?[5:50:32]   56 minutes.[5:50:33]   Okay.[5:50:34]   56.[5:50:35]   Here we go.[5:50:36]   Look at this.[5:50:37]   The finale.[5:50:38]   Oh, he's going ham here.[5:50:41]   He's got his hand on the pillow.[5:50:42]   The pillow is...[5:50:43]   He's laughing up a storm.[5:50:45]   He's laying back.[5:50:46]   You're lucky that they fucking...[5:50:48]   And that's...[5:50:49]   Oh my God.[5:50:50]   I ended up in it, but only because...[5:50:53]   But why you?[5:50:54]   Oh my God.[5:50:55]   Look at this shot.[5:50:56]   Look at that shot.[5:51:01]   Is he on his deathbed?[5:51:03]   Look at that.[5:51:04]   Have you ever seen this in a talk show?[5:51:08]   And why will Bill's just too scared to say something because he's such a big actor?[5:51:12]   I don't know.[5:51:13]   Let's see what happens next.[5:51:14]   What do you think?[5:51:15]   I mean, like...[5:51:16]   Why was I picked?[5:51:17]   Yeah.[5:51:18]   Like, there's some...[5:51:19]   There's great actors.[5:51:20]   Really laying down.[5:51:21]   Only one of them.[5:51:22]   But why did they...[5:51:23]   I mean, they could have...[5:51:24]   I mean, everybody was...[5:51:25]   Well, I think I was finally picked because...[5:51:28]   He's getting real close to that edge.[5:51:30]   Oh, that's so interesting.[5:51:32]   Did you see Fableman's?[5:51:33]   No, not yet.[5:51:34]   No?[5:51:35]   Look at him.[5:51:36]   I won't tell him.[5:51:39]   You'll like it.[5:51:40]   I mean, it's not for everybody.[5:51:42]   Keep your eye on Dreyfus.[5:51:43]   But it's so...[5:51:44]   He's never made a movie like that, where it's his...[5:51:47]   I mean, you're still on good terms with him, I hope?[5:51:49]   Yeah.[5:51:50]   Okay.[5:51:51]   Well, then you'll like it.[5:51:52]   And it certainly speaks to the anti-Semitism, especially in the second half.[5:51:55]   He's lowering.[5:51:56]   That's going on around today.[5:51:58]   I mean, he got some of that real punch in the nose because you're a Jew stuff.[5:52:04]   What?[5:52:05]   Really?[5:52:06]   Yeah.[5:52:07]   You didn't know that?[5:52:08]   No.[5:52:09]   Come on.[5:52:10]   Come on.[5:52:11]   Just a little bit.[5:52:12]   This is like where you're trying to edge those coins to fall off the side so you could win[5:52:15]   a bunch of tickets.[5:52:16]   And you're going, come on.[5:52:17]   Come on.[5:52:18]   It's like magnetically held on by a thread.[5:52:21]   Okay.[5:52:22]   Let's see.[5:52:23]   We're all on the edge of our seats here.[5:52:25]   Spielberg, the director.[5:52:27]   Big Jew.[5:52:28]   He's really like, oh, and oh, he finally kind of fell.[5:52:35]   Like, look at this.[5:52:36]   So he gets right to the edge.[5:52:39]   And right almost as he falls completely off, realizes that he must get back up.[5:52:44]   Watch this.[5:52:45]   No.[5:52:46]   And...[5:52:47]   Spielberg, the director.[5:52:49]   And...[5:52:50]   Big Jew.[5:52:51]   Come in.[5:52:52]   I am in...[5:52:53]   Okay.[5:52:54]   Yeah.[5:52:55]   He almost missed it during the cut.[5:52:56]   He slid completely off.[5:52:58]   It happened while we were cut.[5:53:00]   And now we're watching him get his, get himself back up a little bit.[5:53:04]   The director.[5:53:05]   Big Jew.[5:53:06]   Here's where he slid.[5:53:07]   I am in...[5:53:08]   Oh, right there.[5:53:09]   MDM Marshfield Park Center Stage.[5:53:11]   Whoa.[5:53:12]   Fully back.[5:53:13]   I didn't know he had the ability to go that far.[5:53:18]   Let's see what happens.[5:53:19]   Sunday, June 4th, the Wind Creek Event Center in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.[5:53:24]   And you have a book.[5:53:26]   Could I...[5:53:27]   Oh, and you sign it.[5:53:28]   So he was able to get right back up there.[5:53:30]   I mean, a man with some disease couldn't do that.[5:53:32]   Hop.[5:53:33]   He shot back up.[5:53:35]   Yeah.[5:53:36]   He completely falls off.[5:53:37]   And that was it, right?[5:53:38]   Let's see.[5:53:39]   Does he do anything else weird right at the end?[5:53:43]   No.[5:53:44]   Okay.[5:53:45]   Well, he shot up.[5:53:46]   Good for him.[5:53:47]   We must find out what's going on there.[5:53:49]   Loved it.[5:53:50]   And yes.[5:53:51]   Turned him into his parents.[5:53:53]   We had one more from Bill here today.[5:53:55]   He was with Kat Timpf.[5:53:58]   I think I've seen her on this Greg Geraldo, Fox News, Red Eye show, you know, where everybody's[5:54:05]   such a hot shot.[5:54:06]   Have you ever seen those types of shows like Bill Schultz was on?[5:54:09]   What is it called?[5:54:10]   Red Eye?[5:54:11]   Where the guy goes, today coming up, we got President Biden.[5:54:14]   He did his slide in.[5:54:15]   What does it mean?[5:54:16]   Coming up.[5:54:17]   And then they don't ever say anything.[5:54:19]   Gut felled.[5:54:22]   It's this whole scene.[5:54:23]   I believe this woman's from the scene.[5:54:25]   I've seen her on Bill Maher's show.[5:54:27]   Let me pull up a picture of her.[5:54:34]   And just one of these hideous nonsense people.[5:54:37]   And it's weird because there's another Kat that has this anemic looking look to her too.[5:54:43]   She's also a news person.[5:54:46]   So I don't know.[5:54:47]   She's like a libertarian, but she's on Fox News, right?[5:54:50]   She does a bunch of shit on Fox News.[5:54:52]   This bitch.[5:54:53]   You've seen her.[5:54:54]   So she's got a book that just came out.[5:54:57]   So she, they asked her to be on Bill Maher.[5:55:00]   She flew out exclusively.[5:55:02]   He lets us know that she flew out exclusively to L.A.[5:55:05]   from New York just to go on Bill's show to promote her new book.[5:55:10]   And boy does it get a promotion because now it's getting doubly promoted.[5:55:15]   Why don't you send me a copy of the cover of her book?[5:55:17]   Like a nice big one too.[5:55:19]   Because I'll need that for this.[5:55:22]   So Bill's a little weird with her.[5:55:24]   As he is with all women, right?[5:55:27]   Let's see the opening of this one.[5:55:30]   With this Kat-tiff, hideous, hideous alien-like woman, by the way.[5:55:35]   You know, her body is completely immunized.[5:55:40]   She's freaky.[5:55:42]   She's got a giant head.[5:55:43]   She's got nothing here.[5:55:46]   And Bill is going to degrade her.[5:55:49]   Listen to this.[5:55:52]   What do you want?[5:55:53]   I have this beer bottle I'm a tequila girl as well.[5:55:57]   He's pouring.[5:55:58]   You want this?[5:55:59]   Can I just pour it?[5:56:00]   Just like put it in here.[5:56:01]   I sip on it.[5:56:02]   Okay.[5:56:03]   That'd be cool.[5:56:04]   Thank you.[5:56:05]   That's enough?[5:56:06]   Yeah, that's cool.[5:56:07]   For now at least we'll see how it goes.[5:56:08]   For Bill Maher partying all the time, he's always so surprised that people like drink.[5:56:14]   Like he'll be like, do you want something to drink?[5:56:16]   And they're like, yeah, I'll just take some vodka.[5:56:18]   He's like, just vodka?[5:56:20]   What?[5:56:21]   No 7 Up?[5:56:23]   No juice?[5:56:24]   And it's like, that can't be that shocking to the Playboy Mansion party guy.[5:56:31]   Really wild stuff.[5:56:33]   Like Brian Crambs, I'll just have some on the rocks.[5:56:35]   On the rocks?[5:56:37]   With no mixer?[5:56:39]   Yeah.[5:56:40]   Surely you must be used to this concept here.[5:56:44]   Drink tequila?[5:56:45]   Tequila and beer, yes.[5:56:46]   Cheers.[5:56:47]   Together?[5:56:48]   That's what I'm doing right now.[5:56:50]   You drink tequila and then you chase it with a beer?[5:56:52]   Yeah.[5:56:53]   So you just want ice and no soda or anything?[5:56:55]   Also a little soda.[5:56:57]   Yeah, I think tequila tastes good with some kind of soda.[5:57:02]   Yeah, for sure.[5:57:04]   So she goes, I'll just have it on the rocks.[5:57:06]   And he goes, I think tequila tastes better with some kind of thing in it.[5:57:09]   She goes, yeah, yeah, of course.[5:57:11]   It's like, that's preference, bro.[5:57:15]   Ever heard of it?[5:57:17]   I think it tastes better with a little something in it.[5:57:19]   I mean, it's so strong otherwise.[5:57:22]   So he doesn't get that concept.[5:57:24]   And she is not, listen, she's kind of meek.[5:57:28]   She's kind of scared of Bill and like lots of ladies.[5:57:32]   You know, guys are almost, she doesn't stop them from interrupting and stepping over her thoughts.[5:57:39]   You know, she don't really stand up.[5:57:41]   No, she'll go wherever you want to go.[5:57:43]   She'll go wherever you want to go.[5:57:44]   So Bill could just kind of like talk at her, talk over her and you could tell she's trying to yell.[5:57:50]   And if you've ever been caught in a conversation like this with a corner, you know, that it could really throw you off your game quite fast.[5:57:57]   All it takes is two minutes with a corner and you almost you can't even like talk anymore.[5:58:03]   Right.[5:58:04]   So that's what Bill's doing to her.[5:58:06]   And she's getting stepped all over.[5:58:08]   It tastes good with some kind of soda.[5:58:11]   Yeah, for sure.[5:58:13]   All right.[5:58:14]   Then I'll take mine.[5:58:17]   I did just do a shot in there.[5:58:20]   Tequila?[5:58:21]   Yeah.[5:58:22]   Good for you.[5:58:23]   Yeah, why not?[5:58:24]   So she's nervous, man.[5:58:26]   She's got the pillows too.[5:58:28]   So she has the pillows too.[5:58:30]   Is this one inconveniently large pillow that's really hard to sit on?[5:58:36]   Is it one long pillow, like an L-shaped pillow?[5:58:41]   Interesting.[5:58:42]   I don't know.[5:58:43]   His looked like it was separating into two things when Richard was sitting on it.[5:58:48]   I don't know why they need this pillow.[5:58:50]   Why can't it be the same?[5:58:51]   I guess because I bet you what happened is somebody goes, Oh man, the chair, I'm so sunken in.[5:58:55]   Do you have a pillow?[5:58:57]   And then Bill's like, yes, now we use a pillow for everyone.[5:59:00]   When a lot of people like Bill's not using the pillow.[5:59:03]   No.[5:59:04]   But now he's forcing like everyone to have this customization that they didn't ask for.[5:59:10]   And they're too much of a bitch to say, get the pillows out of here, Bill.[5:59:15]   If I sat down on somebody and I'm sliding all over, I go, you know what?[5:59:17]   I go, why don't you got two pillows out of here?[5:59:20]   This is nuts.[5:59:21]   You don't have any pillows.[5:59:22]   I'd like to sit against the cushions.[5:59:24]   Richard Dreyfuss, if he took the pillow off, he would just sink way in there and he would be doing a crazy move.[5:59:30]   Here's an idea.[5:59:31]   That's why you don't have two talking chairs from a kid's television show as your chairs.[5:59:38]   These are ridiculous chairs.[5:59:39]   You know where you sit in this chair?[5:59:42]   When you're on heroin alone to be that sunken in.[5:59:47]   You can't stay awake in these seats.[5:59:50]   You go in that seat for two seconds and you're out, man.[5:59:53]   That's too much comfort.[5:59:54]   It's too deep to be around somebody that you don't know.[5:59:57]   Very weird.[5:59:58]   All right.[5:59:59]   So he gets a little weird with her.[6:00:01]   I just wanted to give her an opportunity to speak for herself so she becomes a character in this story here.[6:00:08]   How much would you say?[6:00:09]   How much would I say?[6:00:10]   I mean, like per week, how many?[6:00:12]   Per week between like zero and 14.[6:00:15]   Zero?[6:00:17]   Yeah.[6:00:18]   What's a zero week?[6:00:19]   Sometimes when I just, I don't feel like it or I'm working or something like that, but I don't really drink during the week at all.[6:00:26]   But then on the weekends, sometimes I turn up.[6:00:28]   I've never had a week I didn't feel like it.[6:00:29]   Really?[6:00:30]   I mean, I used to, I would say, I mean, I don't know how late into life, but certainly until I was 50, I probably had more like 25, 30.[6:00:43]   Joey talks like he's going to die next week.[6:00:46]   And he's like admitting all his little things that are so silly now.[6:00:51]   Now that he's dying.[6:00:53]   You talk like a man who's dead in a week.[6:00:57]   The way you just admit things.[6:00:59]   So, okay, it gets a little weird with her.[6:01:01]   Let's see.[6:01:02]   He bothers her about anal sex a little too crazily.[6:01:06]   Let's see that.[6:01:07]   This is 2215.[6:01:09]   Well, what's that?[6:01:10]   But nothing beats what he does at the end.[6:01:12]   What he does at the end rules.[6:01:15]   Here he is bothering her about anal.[6:01:21]   I go to the doctor all the time, though.[6:01:23]   For what?[6:01:24]   Just for everything.[6:01:25]   Like my...[6:01:26]   Your hypochondriac?[6:01:27]   That's what my husband says, but I'm like, no, I really do have shit that's wrong with me sometimes.[6:01:31]   Like what?[6:01:32]   Well, I actually almost died.[6:01:34]   I had a perforated bowel.[6:01:36]   I had an ostomy for five weeks.[6:01:38]   What happened?[6:01:39]   My bowel just perforated.[6:01:41]   So I had a stomach ache that was really bad.[6:01:43]   He gets sickened by this.[6:01:44]   Your bowel perforated?[6:01:45]   Yeah, yeah, yeah.[6:01:46]   In 2020.[6:01:47]   From vigorous anal sex?[6:01:49]   That's the thing is no, apparently not.[6:01:51]   That's the thing?[6:01:52]   No, I asked and they said no.[6:01:54]   So she talks about some medical problem that she had to have a colostomy bag for and he keeps insinuating.[6:02:00]   It's probably from all that anal sex, huh?[6:02:02]   Anal with this twig?[6:02:04]   How disgusting.[6:02:06]   That's like present day porn.[6:02:08]   You got these twigs.[6:02:10]   They're so sickly looking.[6:02:12]   And then they're doing anal with them as they open their white ass.[6:02:16]   And it's like a little kid's white.[6:02:18]   I go, how could you look at that?[6:02:20]   You know, Tony Hinchcliffe on Kill Tony the other day.[6:02:24]   A comic was up talking about how he didn't like 69 because the girls...[6:02:30]   Do you want me to find that?[6:02:32]   Yeah, maybe we should find that clip.[6:02:34]   Because Tony went out of his way to say how turned on he is by a woman's open.[6:02:42]   I don't even like to say it. Asshole.[6:02:47]   And I go, wait, wait, wait, that's almost like a gay man's confession.[6:02:52]   Because only a gay man would be like, are you kidding me?[6:02:55]   I love the open asshole.[6:02:57]   What are you gay?[6:02:58]   You're allowed to hate the hole.[6:03:02]   Which I hope all of you do.[6:03:04]   I hope we're on the same page with that.[6:03:06]   Wait till you hear what Tony says here.[6:03:08]   We'll cut away from this because this asshole stuff.[6:03:10]   Very gross.[6:03:12]   You know, imagining this cat kymph getting butt fucked.[6:03:17]   I mean, that would break her hips.[6:03:19]   So, yeah, weird stuff going on with this guy and this asshole.[6:03:24]   Do we have the Tony?[6:03:26]   I just texted you the episode. Let me get the time code.[6:03:29]   Here it comes with you.[6:03:31]   We'll go to Tony real quick because I think you're going to need this.[6:03:34]   Here it is with Adam Ray who was a disaster.[6:03:38]   This is Kill Tony. Adam Ray was a psychotic disaster on the show.[6:03:42]   He bombed so hard.[6:03:44]   He bombed so hard we wanted to make a movie about him just being a complete pathetic bomber.[6:03:53]   This is Adam Ray if you don't know him.[6:03:56]   Wearing a really weird outfit.[6:03:58]   He's actually wearing a John Mayer tour sweatshirt from John Mayer's current tour that he's on right now.[6:04:04]   And then a Seattle Seahawks hat.[6:04:06]   Mariners.[6:04:07]   Mariners.[6:04:08]   Of course.[6:04:10]   And it's just I don't understand the concept behind why he's wearing those clothes.[6:04:17]   Let's find this Tony.[6:04:18]   46, 20.[6:04:20]   46, 25. Okay.[6:04:23]   You'll see what happens here. Tony's got this guy up here who said he didn't like 69.[6:04:28]   In the bedroom. How do you keep things exciting in the bedroom?[6:04:30]   You seem like you are strictly missionary.[6:04:34]   Yeah. Pretty vanilla.[6:04:36]   Yeah. What's the wildest thing you've ever done to your girlfriend?[6:04:41]   Here we go.[6:04:44]   It's okay. You can say it. You're in a safe space here.[6:04:49]   No one makes a safe space better than Joe Rogan. Come on.[6:04:53]   Funny.[6:04:55]   You're safe here. Everything is okay.[6:04:57]   By the way, look at this panel that they've got set up because stage too small.[6:05:01]   So because stage too small, they've jammed three members of the band directly behind Tony.[6:05:09]   Brian and the guest. It's almost looking like a telethon.[6:05:12]   It looks like they're on. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?[6:05:15]   So now when you're a comic and you're doing your act and you have to talk,[6:05:20]   you have to talk to six men staring you down,[6:05:24]   not the most comfortable position to be in it. I know if I was on stage,[6:05:28]   I wouldn't want to talk to six men at once, especially when two of them are black and very mad.[6:05:35]   And of course, Dean Madden is here who's in his own.[6:05:38]   I mean, imagine having to look at that while you talk.[6:05:41]   Couldn't you throw some blue light on these guys, get them out of the spotlight, at least angle the light.[6:05:46]   So they just hit you guys, throw some blue on them. So they fade in the background a little bit more.[6:05:51]   It's it's just revolting that you've got all these guys behind guys.[6:05:55]   I'm supposed to talk to a quad.[6:06:02]   I don't want to talk to a group of guys stacked.[6:06:07]   Hello, four, four guys, four on one.[6:06:11]   There should at least be four comics. Also, when it cuts to the other angle, there's also like three guys directly behind you staring you down,[6:06:18]   like nodding along everything that you say. I'm telling you. And Brian doesn't want to be shoved against the wall like this.[6:06:24]   Your arm should not be on the this part of the stage. You're pressed against the side of the stage.[6:06:31]   This was poor planning. That's why I stopped praising Rogan over the mothership junk.[6:06:36]   OK, but watch what Tony says about buttholes here. You know, he's been a real weird sex guy.[6:06:42]   And if you haven't heard the red bar episode where we deal with slop top, you must go back.[6:06:49]   Somebody should unearth that. Put that on YouTube. The Tony Hinchcliffe slop.[6:06:54]   You watched it not that long ago. Maybe right before we went on our long break, there was an episode where we did it twice.[6:07:01]   OK, so it's been brought up twice on the show. Tony tells a really crazy, illicit tale about having like a foursome in a hotel room.[6:07:10]   And how he stood naked in the shower and got sloppy top from a girl.[6:07:16]   It's like the way he tells his sexcapades makes you go.[6:07:22]   I don't think he likes girls.[6:07:26]   I think he's saying all this is like what he thinks a guy who would straight would say, because listen to this.[6:07:33]   This next one coming up. It's one of those.[6:07:36]   We've sixty nine. I don't think that's. Wow. Yeah, dude.[6:07:45]   Well, listen to widespread panic, dude.[6:07:49]   We sixty nine, which is the square root of one thousand one hundred ninety two.[6:07:54]   So it's pretty even a nerd. That's not even the type of guy. So the guy that he's interviewing is like a hunk.[6:08:01]   He's like a regular Austin. It's just a guy with glasses and Tony's like, oh, according to my account, it's like, no, Tony, that's you.[6:08:10]   That is you. I just had to make that clear for everyone. I mean, Tony's just been brutally awful.[6:08:15]   I mean, John Dees knows it. Right, John? He knows. Hell yeah.[6:08:21]   All right. Fighting. Holy shit. What was it? You only did it once.[6:08:26]   You say that you sixty nine like it was a singular time. It's not that sick. Sixty nine. Sixty nine.[6:08:32]   So when he keeps bringing up sixty nine and the guy's like, it's not that cool.[6:08:37]   Okay, I don't know why you're fascinated by that. It's not that great, which I agree. Listen to this.[6:08:42]   It was a singular time. It's not that sick, really. Sixty nine. It's a lot.[6:08:47]   That's what it's not that cool. Sixty nine. Why? Why isn't why isn't it that cool?[6:08:51]   Describe to us what your expectations were and what the results were on why it wasn't cool.[6:08:57]   It was because if you like pussy on your face and looking at an asshole while getting your dick suck, I promise you it's pretty fucking cool.[6:09:06]   Oh, my God.[6:09:14]   Excuse me. Sixty nine isn't cool. OK, so you must not like a full pussy and open asshole in your face.[6:09:21]   Right. Not cool, right, guys? Straight guys.[6:09:26]   Tony, let's see this speech again, and he's going to go he's going to do more on this.[6:09:33]   Let's zoom in on this. Listen to this. Sixty nine. It's what?[6:09:38]   It's not that cool. Sixty nine. Why? Why isn't why isn't it that cool?[6:09:42]   Describe to us what your expectations were and what the results were on why it wasn't cool.[6:09:47]   It was because if you like pussy on your face and looking at an asshole while getting your dick suck, I promise you it's pretty fucking cool.[6:09:56]   I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm the weird one.[6:10:01]   But I mean, looking at an asshole is fun. It's fun looking at an asshole, by the way.[6:10:06]   Can you imagine? Excuse us.[6:10:12]   It's fun looking at an asshole. That's I think what?[6:10:18]   Homos do. That's more of a homo thing.[6:10:23]   Genuinely said looking at an asshole is one of his favorite parts of sixty nine.[6:10:27]   And then he had to be like, yes, looking at an asshole. Yes, that's my favorite part.[6:10:32]   Just so we would all be like, it's just a joke.[6:10:37]   But it's not. He was saying that to like mock this guy for not being like into sex.[6:10:44]   This guy's doing fine, Tony. That was sick.[6:10:49]   Let's see. He got an asshole. It's fun. It's fun looking at an asshole.[6:10:54]   By the way, can you imagine him at Joey Bueno speech therapy class as a guest speaker to the kids?[6:10:59]   Sixty nine ain't that cool? I'll be honest with you.[6:11:04]   We're going to find out, though. She's like five. Tony is like a guy's guy. Bud Light.[6:11:09]   He brings up. He does a Bud Light joke. Almost every guy.[6:11:14]   Like a girl came up with pink hair and he goes, you look like somebody that would probably like[6:11:19]   Bud Light. And it was just like a straight white chick with pink hair who did[6:11:24]   not look like a lib at all. And they like keep trying to get this Bud Light[6:11:29]   in there. Have you noticed? I bet you if we made a montage of all the comedy podcasts[6:11:34]   talking about Bud Light, it would be a very weak showing of joke.[6:11:39]   That montage and they would each go hit it three or four times.[6:11:44]   I bet you could find every comic today doing eight or nine versions of some[6:11:49]   sort of Bud Light trans joke that flops.[6:11:54]   It would be a great montage. OK, was that it for Tony? We just wanted to talk about that[6:11:59]   asshole thing, right? So let's go back to Kat. Remember, we're on club random.[6:12:04]   He's talking to her about her. You can go to[6:12:09]   4220. Yeah, 4220. He goes a little further and this is building our[6:12:14]   for our case at the end. 4220, right? Yes. Great.[6:12:19]   Here we go. So he's back with Kat. He's on the couch. We're back at club random. That's like[6:12:24]   not what you're supposed to say. Oh, because I deal with the same more than what I do with the[6:12:29]   same shit in the reverse, though. Right. Because I'm not conservative enough sometimes for the Fox viewers because I'm[6:12:34]   not conservative. I'm libertarian. And that's actually a real difference if you're an actual libertarian.[6:12:39]   And then everybody who's not a Fox viewer is like, ew, she works at Fox[6:12:44]   like ew. When I'm at a party and people don't know who I am and they ask me what I do, I just say porn[6:12:49]   because that's fun. And they're like, oh, we're proud of you because it's way less controversial.[6:12:54]   That never happened. You look like you could be a porn star. Absolutely. You look like you could be[6:12:59]   a porn star. Hell yeah. What does that mean? And listen to what she says. This is sick.[6:13:04]   Because it's way less controversial than being like I work at Fox. You look like you could be a porn star. Absolutely.[6:13:09]   I do. You do. Slender. Of course I do. You know. But this is a very padded bra.[6:13:14]   Like this is I don't have any tits. That doesn't matter. Yeah, but that's like the thing now. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, you got. It doesn't matter.[6:13:19]   Yeah, that's the thing now. So these sick psycho girls that I'm talking about, these like trailer[6:13:24]   trash. They've got no tits. They're thin and frail. They look like they're on heroin. That's like all[6:13:29]   porn now. Disgusting. And then they bend. You don't want to see that kind of[6:13:34]   girl bend over. There's no meat. It's all bone and you're loving[6:13:39]   it. The way that she banged on her bra was like really crazy. Really gross.[6:13:44]   Like what? You could be in porn. You're slender. You have no tits and that's what they're[6:13:49]   showing now. That's what all the girls are showing. You've got like that[6:13:54]   sickly looking white trash disgusting porn body that we see.[6:13:59]   You could be a stepdaughter.[6:14:04]   In a daughter swap. It's like I can't believe he's saying that. And then it gets really bad.[6:14:09]   54 18. Why couldn't he get all horny like this with Richard Dreyfuss? Yeah.[6:14:14]   Well, I think he was a little horny. 54 18. So she's[6:14:19]   there to promote her book. You could watch more of that. It's gone.[6:14:24]   Okay. Here's your last part. He goes, that's what I'm into.[6:14:29]   That's exactly. Oh, did he say that? Yeah. Great. Like the best part. Okay. Well,[6:14:34]   just imagine it. Here's her book. This is why she's here. She flew here. She flew to[6:14:39]   LA from New York to promote this book. She's been sitting on it all night.[6:14:44]   He's doing his plugs right now. Do we have the cover of the book? Let's see.[6:14:49]   Yeah, here we go. So this is the book. It's one of these stupid political books[6:14:54]   where they make 18 grand at the end of the day, but they[6:14:59]   lie and say it was a best seller and best Amazon Fox[6:15:04]   news correspondent part time gig lady comic[6:15:09]   section. So there she is. And this is what she looks like on the cover. This is[6:15:14]   pretty much what she always looks like. Right. Looks the same as she does.[6:15:19]   Leather jacket. Okay. So that's her on the cover. Um,[6:15:23]   she's going to promote her book and hand it to Bill and let's see what Bill thinks of the[6:15:28]   cover.[6:15:29]   Perfect place to go in May, June 3rd,[6:15:34]   the next Philadelphia and the Wind Creek Event Center in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, June 4th. What are you[6:15:39]   doing, Kat? Losing an apartment but soon will be living in a big mansion.[6:15:44]   I want a duck pond. I want to be like, I don't give a shit about this pool. I got another pool.[6:15:49]   So how do I get as rich? Like, how do I get rich? What's your best advice for getting rich before I before I plug[6:15:54]   anything? Well, I think you're on the right path actually. Really? I'm getting old too,[6:15:59]   especially for a chick, because as a 34 year old woman, I'm actually older than you.[6:16:04]   I need to be like 23 to catch any heat now. Yeah, but you know what?[6:16:09]   You're in a great place. 34? Are you kidding? I was 37 when I[6:16:14]   started with Unpolitically Incorrect. But as a man. Right. That's true.[6:16:19]   But first of all, you're look, you're you're not you're[6:16:24]   not you're not in movies. You don't even watch them. You're in you're in TV and[6:16:29]   you're in TV comedy news TV. I mean, the scales of hotness.[6:16:34]   I mean, you're doing great. OK. I mean, for for that[6:16:39]   level, you're a 10. Wow. For that low level where there's nothing[6:16:44]   but ghouls, you're a 10. OK, that's a weird thing to say. And she's looking[6:16:49]   like, OK, so she's pretty nervous here.[6:16:54]   You know, it's kind of a weird thing to say. Let's hear some more. That's great. You're a comedy news 10.[6:16:59]   Yeah. OK. That's going to serve you very well in my duck pond. I'm sure[6:17:04]   there are lots of Fox News watching nerds who are already[6:17:09]   you're their secret girlfriend. I don't want to go into graphic detail. I understand.[6:17:14]   Fucking your intestine. Oh, my God. I understand.[6:17:19]   And when they hear this tonight and this is what these people come on thinking they're getting the Bill[6:17:24]   Marr from HBO. And then he starts doing this and you're[6:17:29]   like, what do I say? What do I and this is how they felt when Harvey would block the door.[6:17:34]   What do I do? Jack off to you of all this. You're a 10 on the lowest[6:17:39]   level for it. I mean, girl, we talked about him being a hero.[6:17:44]   A lot of women wouldn't want to have sex during the intestine[6:17:49]   out of the body. I want sex too much. Yeah. Even you must.[6:17:54]   Right. Yeah. Well, I mean, with your intestines. Exactly. I mean, was that not clear?[6:17:59]   That I'm down to fuck with my small intestine out. And I know it involuntarily comes[6:18:04]   out like it's but it's also liquid. It's whatever. But I bought a belt for it from this company. I forget what it's[6:18:09]   called. They're like ostomy intimates or something. I wish I could plug the company because[6:18:14]   they helped me out. No, you're on a great trajectory telling you, I know[6:18:19]   I've been there. I know television. I know people.[6:18:24]   It's a big talent to spot a big talent. Oh, you're a massive talent. Here's my book. My[6:18:29]   plug plug in my book. It's a big talent to spot a big talent. Okay.[6:18:34]   Then she goes, here's my book. I got to promote this because I know you're going to forget you're acting weird.[6:18:39]   So she hands him the brand new book that she flew all the way from[6:18:44]   New York to promote. The whole reason she's talking to you today[6:18:49]   is to sell this book or publishers are all watching. Everybody's[6:18:54]   watching to see those numbers go up. And Bill does this.[6:18:59]   Do this. You can't joke about that.[6:19:04]   I got to tell you.[6:19:07]   Whoever took that picture, I get a new person.[6:19:12]   I think I have a bunch of chins. You just you look so much better than you[6:19:17]   do on this cover. Well, thank you.[6:19:22]   Imagine this. It's your big new book.[6:19:27]   You tossed and turned for months over the cover. You had a photo[6:19:32]   shoot. You're an insecure girl. You want to come off as hot. The first thing this guy[6:19:37]   says is he sees the cover is I get a new person.[6:19:42]   No, I think you have a bunch of chins. You just you look so much better[6:19:47]   than you do on this cover. Thank you. Well, but also that sucks. But I look way better[6:19:52]   on the back. Suck that does suck slightly better.[6:19:57]   But on the back, that's you're supposed to you're supposed to look worse in person.[6:20:02]   Really? Who can't make a person look better in a photograph?[6:20:07]   She is dying. If you see her here, she's squirt.[6:20:12]   She can't believe it sucks. She doesn't know what the fuck to think.[6:20:17]   She's and he goes on and on and on.[6:20:22]   Slightly better. But that's you're supposed to you're[6:20:27]   supposed to look worse in person. Really? Who can't make a person look[6:20:32]   better enough? Not a compliment by the way.[6:20:37]   What's the best you look on a coffin? That's nothing to do. I didn't even notice the coffee.[6:20:42]   Oh, wow. Seriously, this whole country is built on people sharing[6:20:47]   pictures of each other that are not realistic. That's what I thought. Always in the favor of the picture.[6:20:52]   That's reality. And they can't make you look better. You come here and[6:20:57]   you look way better than the picture on the book. I agree with that. But I was I was[6:21:02]   also like tired of answering emails that day. Number one. And then number two, I was also kind of like,[6:21:07]   well, maybe I'll seem more approachable if I look not as attractive. She doesn't buy any of this. She never thought of this once.[6:21:12]   She thought she looked great on the cover. I mean, she doesn't really look any different than she usually looks.[6:21:17]   Now she's got to like play along with this. What is he seeing? That's disgusting him.[6:21:22]   So he takes this a step further. And then number two, I was also[6:21:27]   kind of like, well, maybe I'll see more approachable if I look not as attractive. Yeah, well, that's she never looked at[6:21:32]   that. And I thought, oh, that's the theory is that, oh, this will alienate women[6:21:37]   because, you know, women can be, you know, like look at daytime TV. They love it when you're fat or a lesbian[6:21:42]   or preferably both. What they don't want is the hot chick,[6:21:47]   you know, hosting a show. Yeah, that's why I thought, oh, OK,[6:21:52]   this is to put the women at ease. I'm frumpy, too. That was the reason[6:21:57]   I was a kid. I'm like, I am wearing[6:22:02]   a lot of fake hair right now for sure. All right. Wow. Bill, you've done it again.[6:22:07]   He's done it again. It never ends. I mean,[6:22:12]   and for every time we show you Bill Maher, there's one hundred other episodes that are much worse.[6:22:17]   All right. We'll take a break. We'll be right back on the red bar show. OK.[6:22:22]   See you soon.[6:22:42]   So.[6:23:12]   So.[6:23:42]   Baby.[6:24:04]   You could fade me out. Fade me in.[6:24:12]   You could fade that out. Thank you so much for listening. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.[6:24:17]   You're going to have a joy. Have a joy. Thank you.[6:24:42]   Well,[6:24:47]   if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to[6:24:52]   say. I never want to let you down[6:24:57]   or have you go. It's better off this way for[6:25:02]   all the dirty looks the photograph your boyfriend[6:25:07]   took. Remember when you broke your foot from jumping[6:25:12]   out the second floor? I'm not[6:25:17]   OK.[6:25:22]   I'm not OK.[6:25:27]   I'm not OK.[6:25:32]   You are me.[6:25:37]   You are me.[6:25:42]   Thank you.[6:25:47]   What will it take to show you that it's not the life[6:25:52]   it seems? I've told you time and time again[6:25:57]   what it means to be a joke and look.[6:26:02]   Another line without a hook. I held you close as[6:26:07]   we both shook for the last time. Take a good hard look.[6:26:12]   I'm not OK.[6:26:17]   I'm not OK.[6:26:22]   I'm not OK.[6:26:27]   I'm not OK.[6:26:32]   You are me.[6:26:37]   Thank you.[6:26:42]   Forget about the dirty looks the photographs your boyfriend[6:26:47]   took. You said you read me like a book but the pages[6:26:52]   are all torn and frayed cause I'm[6:26:57]   OK.[6:27:02]   I'm OK.[6:27:07]   I'm OK now.[6:27:13]   Listen. But you really gotta listen to me because I'm[6:27:18]   telling you the truth. I mean this. I'm OK.[6:27:23]   I'm not OK.[6:27:28]   I'm not OK.[6:27:33]   I'm not OK.[6:27:38]   I'm not OK.[6:27:43]   I'm not OK.[6:27:48]   Yeah. I'm not OK.[6:27:53]   Thank you. Good night. Bye.[6:28:08]   Another hit show, Jules.[6:28:38]   Thank you.[6:29:08]   Thank you.