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episode: RED BAR RADIO S20 E31

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[0:00:00]   And I wanted something to eat[0:00:02]   I thought she had bananas on her feet[0:00:30]   And I wanted something to eat[0:01:00]   I drew a boundary, Jules, I drew a boundary[0:01:05]   You know, we got a show in 15 minutes, you're not taking the fucking car[0:01:10]   If you want, I'll call you an Uber, I'll have Josh Denny come pick you up in an Uber right now[0:01:13]   We don't live in Burbank[0:01:15]   You want me to call Brian Callen? I'll have Brian Callen come over and rape the hell out of you[0:01:18]   You want that? You want that?[0:01:20]   I don't love you anymore[0:01:22]   We got a show to do, I don't love you[0:01:26]   Watch it[0:01:28]   A cigar?[0:01:33]   Can I have a cigar with me? Watch it![0:01:35]   Watch it![0:01:58]   Oh my god, get over there[0:02:00]   What a ball[0:02:02]   Let's go, let's go[0:02:12]   Oh, hello, hi[0:02:16]   Oh, we missed you so much, didn't we Jules?[0:02:20]   Didn't we miss them?[0:02:22]   Jules?[0:02:24]   Yes, we did[0:02:26]   Jules in the house, what's up, what's up?[0:02:28]   Jules in the house[0:02:30]   So much[0:02:32]   This is going to be a very difficult podcast to do[0:02:34]   How do you like our presentation there?[0:02:36]   So, I think I know why Crowder wants to, you know, have fisticuffs with his wife[0:02:42]   We were rehearsing that yesterday, that little bit, for hours[0:02:46]   And I'll tell you, I got[0:02:48]   It wasn't hours[0:02:50]   For a guy with Adderall, like Crowder's doing[0:02:52]   How many times did I tell you, you know, seven years ago I told you that Adderall is going to lead to him[0:02:58]   We were practicing yesterday, I was getting worse than Crowder with her[0:03:06]   I was way worse, man[0:03:08]   I mean, if you saw the tapes of our rehearsal yesterday, which we have[0:03:12]   They're recorded[0:03:14]   They would end me, you know, much worse than it ended Crowder, it didn't even end Crowder, he doesn't even care[0:03:20]   He cares anymore[0:03:22]   Welcome to Red Bar, we've got a great show for everyone today[0:03:26]   Yes[0:03:28]   Ready to get into a Jewish mood[0:03:30]   Sorry, I've got tingles all over from inhaling[0:03:32]   That was a big acting job for Jules[0:03:34]   So nasty[0:03:36]   We did that all live, of course we could have pre-taped that, you know, and ran it[0:03:40]   But we thought we should do it all live so we had a lot of buttons to push[0:03:44]   Two person operation, I thought you did a great job, Jules[0:03:48]   This is your big debut here on the show[0:03:50]   Thank you, thank you[0:03:52]   We've got such an exciting show for everyone here today[0:03:56]   We've got a lot of stuff, Joey Diaz finally[0:03:58]   Oh, here's the script here[0:04:00]   Maybe I'll sign the script, give it to somebody[0:04:02]   Joey Diaz finally admits that I was right, that's coming up[0:04:08]   We've got some great red bars in the wild today[0:04:12]   It's becoming my new favorite segment is this red bar in the wild[0:04:16]   Today where people get the people that we hate here on this screen to talk about red bar[0:04:22]   Or in this case, you'll see I want to extend this red bar in the wild[0:04:28]   I want to keep pushing this and maybe have you guys play a part in that[0:04:32]   And get red bar in the wild[0:04:34]   I'd like to have three or four tapes every episode[0:04:38]   I think this is a great idea for marketing our show[0:04:40]   Everybody else gets to have guests on their podcast[0:04:42]   Everybody else gets to go on other podcasts[0:04:44]   They have guests, they're doing cross promo everywhere[0:04:46]   So they're building their audience like Sam Talent[0:04:50]   We'll see Sam Talent today[0:04:52]   Oh, Sam Talent[0:04:54]   So we thought this would be a great way to build our show[0:04:56]   The way we want to do it[0:04:58]   By having this red bar in the wild stuff come up a little bit more often[0:05:04]   You'll see what we mean coming up today[0:05:06]   We've got Kumiya in red bar in the wild today[0:05:08]   Very nice![0:05:10]   Hana![0:05:12]   Got some great stuff with Ethan J. Klein today[0:05:14]   Lots of good stuff[0:05:16]   Scars Club episode only[0:05:18]   Thank you for being Scars Club[0:05:20]   Wasn't that nice?[0:05:22]   Can anyone tell that we've brightened the camera?[0:05:28]   Can anyone tell?[0:05:30]   No? Nobody?[0:05:32]   People are saying looking extra crisp today[0:05:34]   Sorry, I was just reading all the comments about my acting job[0:05:38]   Yeah, yeah, yeah[0:05:40]   We've got some great light news[0:05:42]   Everything's going to be great today[0:05:44]   We've missed you, we've entered phase 2 of red bar[0:05:46]   Season 20[0:05:48]   Which means we're going to have more shows[0:05:54]   You're not going to have to wait 12 days for an episode[0:05:58]   We're thinking of doing every 7[0:06:02]   What did you guys think about that?[0:06:04]   Every 7 days?[0:06:06]   This is not good[0:06:08]   I know, it stinks[0:06:10]   We went to the cigar store to get these Anthony's[0:06:12]   That Anthony, he doesn't shut up[0:06:14]   He's one of these old guys who wants to talk and talk and talk[0:06:18]   I was trying to run it[0:06:20]   It could have been a 2 minute thing[0:06:22]   I bought this lighter from him[0:06:24]   He's sitting there, he's showing me how you've got to purge it[0:06:26]   and get the air out[0:06:28]   I'm like, Anthony, please[0:06:30]   But other than that[0:06:32]   I'm in a really, really great mood[0:06:34]   Happy to see you guys[0:06:36]   Now that my scene is over[0:06:38]   I can finally relax[0:06:40]   We can really relax here today[0:06:42]   So these people practice these skits[0:06:44]   Well yeah, that's what I was thinking about[0:06:46]   Steven S. Crowder[0:06:48]   She's doing sketches[0:06:50]   She's doing 3 sketches a show now[0:06:52]   By 2 practices[0:06:54]   Not even practicing lines or anything[0:06:56]   Just Mike telling me where to stand[0:06:58]   After 2 seconds of that[0:07:00]   He's like, ok, fuck this[0:07:02]   I was really getting aggravated[0:07:04]   I have what's called zero patience[0:07:06]   For almost anything[0:07:08]   It's almost a problem[0:07:10]   I really realized it was a problem yesterday[0:07:12]   Because it's like a 10 second back and forth[0:07:16]   And I'm sitting here[0:07:18]   I was really getting lit up like Crowder[0:07:20]   I was turning into Crowder[0:07:22]   Much worse[0:07:24]   I'm much worse than Crowder[0:07:26]   And he has to do 6 hours of bane[0:07:28]   Or god knows what[0:07:30]   You're messing up his bane[0:07:32]   You're worrying about everybody[0:07:34]   Really, I understand[0:07:36]   I don't think we should[0:07:38]   Beam had a Crowder[0:07:40]   For what he did[0:07:42]   I think it was pretty cool[0:07:44]   And this makes him actually a cooler guy[0:07:46]   We'll have all the tapes[0:07:48]   We've got some good Crowder stuff[0:07:50]   I'm more interested[0:07:52]   Everybody's seen the Crowder stuff[0:07:54]   Everybody's already seen the tape 100 times[0:07:56]   What a gift, first of all[0:07:58]   I gotta let you guys know[0:08:00]   I didn't start going after Crowder[0:08:02]   Because Steel Toed did[0:08:04]   I didn't start going after Crowder[0:08:06]   Because Revenge of the Sister[0:08:08]   Started covering him[0:08:10]   In fact, I've been going after Crowder[0:08:12]   Since he came out[0:08:14]   I remember[0:08:16]   I think I was introduced to Crowder[0:08:18]   Through Gavin[0:08:20]   And the first time[0:08:22]   I mentioned Crowder[0:08:24]   Was actually at a phone call with Gavin[0:08:26]   And he called into his show to complain about[0:08:28]   Jamie Kilstein[0:08:30]   Remember that guy?[0:08:32]   Jamie Kilstein and I had[0:08:34]   Made a shirt with his wife[0:08:36]   The leprechaun[0:08:38]   There was this liberal[0:08:40]   Woke[0:08:42]   He was a comedian[0:08:44]   He was on Rogan and a bunch[0:08:46]   Short little guy named Jamie Kilstein[0:08:48]   And he turned woke[0:08:50]   He was one of the first comics to go completely[0:08:52]   Woke[0:08:54]   The Woke Mind Virus[0:08:56]   Which is[0:08:58]   Yeah, it's been killing me this weekend[0:09:00]   That's actually what my[0:09:02]   Disease was[0:09:04]   The Woke Mind Virus[0:09:06]   But this guy Jamie Kilstein[0:09:08]   He ended up cheating on his wife[0:09:10]   And he was a big woman's guy[0:09:12]   He's the one who made that music video[0:09:14]   Where he's like, hey man, nice[0:09:16]   Cock[0:09:18]   When he was imitating the cat callers[0:09:20]   During that big cat call movement[0:09:22]   So Gavin had me[0:09:24]   On his show a call[0:09:26]   And I think to discuss Jamie Kilstein[0:09:28]   Cheating on his wife[0:09:30]   Or something like that[0:09:32]   And I brought up to Gavin[0:09:34]   Because I saw that Gavin started[0:09:36]   Buddying up with this guy Steven Crowder[0:09:38]   Steven S. Crowder[0:09:40]   And I mentioned on that call[0:09:42]   I said, you gotta get rid of this[0:09:44]   Crowder guy[0:09:46]   And Gavin goes, why? You don't think he's good? He's one of us[0:09:48]   Gavin used to always say, he's one of us[0:09:50]   One of us, huh?[0:09:52]   And I said, no, no, this guy's no good[0:09:54]   I'm much better than him, please[0:09:56]   Get rid of Crowder, he's no good[0:09:58]   And ever since then I've been[0:10:00]   Picking on Steven S. Crowder[0:10:06]   Way before[0:10:08]   It got so politically[0:10:10]   Charged out there[0:10:12]   So to see this downfall[0:10:14]   This thing won't go out[0:10:16]   To see this downfall of Crowder[0:10:18]   Pour some water on it[0:10:20]   Yeah, it might have to[0:10:22]   Is such a gift to me[0:10:24]   And it just goes to show that[0:10:26]   You don't gotta do anything[0:10:28]   To a fool, to one of these guys[0:10:30]   One of these guys, once we start hating them[0:10:32]   Our wishes[0:10:34]   Will be granted[0:10:36]   You just gotta wait, this has happened to every enemy of mine[0:10:38]   Has[0:10:40]   Had not only a downfall[0:10:42]   But a public[0:10:44]   Brutal[0:10:46]   Career ending downfall[0:10:48]   So that's beautiful[0:10:50]   That's really nice[0:10:52]   So it really is, I really appreciate moments[0:10:54]   Like this and I want to[0:10:56]   You know, get that out of[0:10:58]   I want to express to everybody[0:11:00]   If you hate somebody, just wait[0:11:02]   Cause most likely they're bad[0:11:04]   If you hate them[0:11:06]   So this couldn't be better[0:11:08]   When the Crowder tape was released, Mike was in the shower[0:11:10]   For one of his ten year showers[0:11:12]   He was in the shower[0:11:14]   He locks the door[0:11:16]   For extreme privacy[0:11:18]   Nobody's allowed in the bathroom[0:11:20]   And I had to sit outside of his bathroom door[0:11:22]   For like an hour[0:11:24]   She goes, something happened, I go, I just got in the shower[0:11:26]   I'll see you when I'm out[0:11:28]   And then I came, where were you?[0:11:30]   When Steven Crowder's tape came out[0:11:32]   It was quite, it's been[0:11:34]   A great series of events[0:11:36]   Because you had that really bizarre[0:11:38]   Daily wire contract thing[0:11:42]   And then Crowder comes on[0:11:44]   And the one thing I always want to explain[0:11:46]   About Crowder is that he really[0:11:48]   You really can't understand[0:11:50]   What he's ever talking about[0:11:52]   It's always just this warped[0:11:54]   Twisted ramble of words[0:11:56]   And I didn't really understand[0:11:58]   What he was even getting to with the whole[0:12:00]   Daily wire thing[0:12:02]   Stop being con[0:12:04]   And I really think he's going through the[0:12:06]   Adderall psychosis that I always knew[0:12:08]   Was going to come where it just gets to be[0:12:10]   Too much, I can't believe nobody's pointed out[0:12:12]   The Adderall[0:12:14]   Thing with him, and for a guy who's got[0:12:16]   Anger issues, you can't be, every time[0:12:18]   I take Adderall, I'm flipping deaths[0:12:20]   I'm going nuts, I mean[0:12:22]   Adderall turned, I remember when I was a kid[0:12:24]   I got prescribed[0:12:26]   To Adderall[0:12:28]   And I was only on it for like two months[0:12:30]   My mom said, I was a nightmare[0:12:32]   I was a[0:12:34]   Monster on Adderall[0:12:36]   I don't think people understand how[0:12:38]   It just makes you go like this[0:12:40]   So yes, I completely[0:12:42]   Understand Crowder's rage and I love his[0:12:44]   Rage, and his wife[0:12:46]   Jules got accepted to[0:12:48]   Her Instagram[0:12:50]   This bitch has been on private, Crowder's wife[0:12:52]   Has been private for years and years[0:12:54]   The day, was it the day[0:12:56]   The tapes came out or was it right before[0:12:58]   The tape came out? I think it was right before[0:13:00]   I think it was right before the tape[0:13:02]   So we started seeing all these rumors that[0:13:04]   Crowder's wife was following[0:13:06]   Abuse counselors and stuff[0:13:08]   She was following[0:13:10]   Here, let me find what it actually was[0:13:12]   So on her Instagram it was like[0:13:14]   Yeah, she was following[0:13:16]   People who have addictions[0:13:18]   And abuse counselors and people who were[0:13:20]   Suspicious of this, so Jules asked[0:13:22]   To follow and you got accepted[0:13:24]   And we got to see some beautiful[0:13:26]   Pictures of Steven Crowder's wife[0:13:28]   She is not very[0:13:30]   Good looking[0:13:32]   She's great, she's great[0:13:34]   No wonder he can't stand her[0:13:36]   She's got an extended[0:13:38]   Face, she's got these strange[0:13:40]   Teeth, she's really not TV ready[0:13:42]   She was following[0:13:44]   No wonder he doesn't want any pictures of her out there[0:13:46]   She is not camera ready that[0:13:48]   Crowder, is anybody else saying that? I haven't heard any[0:13:50]   Candace Owens didn't say that[0:13:52]   Me and her are alike that way, we can bond on that[0:13:54]   No, no, no, no, don't say that[0:13:56]   She's as big as a horse too[0:13:58]   This woman, she's really[0:14:00]   She's shaped like a horse[0:14:02]   And really I wish the worst[0:14:04]   For those twins, twains[0:14:06]   I hope they take the[0:14:08]   I don't know why automatically I'm like, oh we got to[0:14:10]   Save Crowder's wife, she's so sweet[0:14:12]   I keep forgetting that she's[0:14:14]   Was married to Crowder this whole time[0:14:16]   Exactly, she's just as bad if you marry[0:14:18]   Crowder, yeah[0:14:20]   But she was following a marriage coach[0:14:22]   A narcissistic abuse[0:14:24]   Recovery coach[0:14:26]   And betrayal, trauma[0:14:28]   Recovery, face the lies[0:14:30]   Pornography, addiction, infidelity[0:14:32]   And emotional abuse[0:14:34]   See, I want her to follow[0:14:36]   A real abuse coach[0:14:38]   Like none of this[0:14:40]   Emotional abuse stuff[0:14:42]   You know[0:14:44]   And like I said, she's just as[0:14:46]   As bad as him, so please don't feel bad[0:14:48]   For her, but we've got some[0:14:50]   Great Crowder tapes coming up later[0:14:52]   Let's do that first drink[0:14:54]   Shall we?[0:14:56]   On this show we drink[0:14:58]   We smoke, we smoke some shmee[0:15:00]   And we'd like you to drink[0:15:02]   With us, do this responsibly[0:15:04]   Though, okay, don't go[0:15:06]   Above, don't go beyond[0:15:08]   Don't drink too little[0:15:10]   Oh, I already poured one here[0:15:12]   Got any great music for this drinking song?[0:15:14]   I'd like to partay with people[0:15:16]   Probably be here for the next six to eight hours today[0:15:18]   Six to eight[0:15:20]   Thank you, welcome to Red Bar[0:15:22]   Cheers[0:15:24]   Let's have that first drink[0:15:26]   Mmm[0:15:28]   Delicious[0:15:32]   One more, one more, one more[0:15:34]   You guys can have two at the beginning[0:15:36]   Small little ones, okay[0:15:38]   There we go, this one's on me[0:15:42]   There we go[0:15:44]   Got a little heart burning[0:15:46]   Cheers, everybody[0:15:48]   Woo[0:15:50]   Woo[0:15:52]   That's good[0:15:54]   That'll make us feel better, huh?[0:15:56]   Alright, welcome to Red Bar[0:15:58]   The show that goes anywhere, does anything[0:16:00]   Again, this is the Scars Club episode[0:16:02]   Tell your friends to join that Scars Club[0:16:04]   You know, people like Sam Talon[0:16:06]   Have 77,000 Patreons already[0:16:08]   They just came out[0:16:10]   They just came out[0:16:12]   They just came out[0:16:14]   They just came out[0:16:16]   They just came out[0:16:18]   They just came out[0:16:20]   We're gonna go over Sam Talon today[0:16:22]   My new enemy, you might have seen him on Kill Tony[0:16:24]   Joe Rogan[0:16:26]   And he is in the same boat[0:16:28]   As a lot of other comedians[0:16:30]   Right now that are just taking advantage[0:16:32]   Of the people[0:16:34]   And I gotta find out what company these people all work for[0:16:36]   Cause I think it's the same company[0:16:38]   That's pushing these comedians[0:16:40]   They all have the same[0:16:42]   Instagram, their YouTubes are all the same[0:16:44]   You know who I just found[0:16:46]   Who's doing this[0:16:48]   Social media scammy[0:16:50]   Comedian thing[0:16:52]   Here's one that you'll know[0:16:54]   That Stavros guy from[0:16:56]   Come Town, Stavros[0:16:58]   He signed his life over[0:17:00]   I need to see the contract that these guys signed[0:17:02]   Cause they went from[0:17:04]   Being nobody, to being in[0:17:06]   60,000 YouTube videos[0:17:08]   And on 50,000[0:17:10]   Shows, and I could just see Stavros[0:17:12]   Signing like, whatever I gotta do[0:17:14]   But you know who else is doing this[0:17:16]   That I didn't know[0:17:18]   Could, or would[0:17:20]   And this really goes to show that[0:17:22]   Anybody could do this, let me see if I[0:17:24]   You wanna pull that one up to the top, I got a little note there[0:17:26]   It's like, uh[0:17:28]   Something about how these comedians are[0:17:30]   Deranged or something[0:17:32]   But this is the guy who I never thought[0:17:34]   It's Chris D'Elia's opener[0:17:36]   Michael Lenoche[0:17:38]   To next up[0:17:40]   Next up, look at this guy[0:17:42]   And maybe you know him, here I'll give you some names[0:17:44]   Michael Lenoche, Stavros[0:17:46]   Sam Talent, R U Garbage[0:17:48]   The R U Garbage guys[0:17:50]   I saw Danny Woodward[0:17:52]   Go after that R U Garbage guy[0:17:54]   I'd like to see how much[0:17:56]   We could push this guy[0:17:58]   See how far it could go[0:18:00]   Let me show you this guy, am I blocked[0:18:02]   Oh wait, you gotta do a rise[0:18:04]   Yeah, let's do a rise[0:18:06]   That's right, let's get the TV[0:18:08]   Up, you guys wanna do that[0:18:10]   With me[0:18:12]   Let me find it here[0:18:14]   Yeah, we could do a rise[0:18:16]   Kill that[0:18:18]   Alright, bye[0:18:20]   Killed it at the same time[0:18:22]   Ok, you wanna do a patented rise, here we go[0:18:24]   It's where the TV comes up out of the ground[0:18:26]   1, 2, 3[0:18:28]   Rise[0:18:30]   There it comes[0:18:36]   Rise my friend[0:18:38]   It's a beautiful rise today[0:18:40]   I can hear the grinding of the gears[0:18:44]   This wasn't expensive[0:18:48]   Only cost about $30 to do this[0:18:50]   There we go, oh oh oh[0:18:52]   Little lower[0:18:54]   I like it halfway down on that light there[0:18:56]   There we go, beautiful rise[0:18:58]   TV here[0:19:00]   We love the TV[0:19:02]   Alright, let's see this[0:19:04]   So this is Michael Lenoche[0:19:06]   Do you remember this guy from the Chris D'Elia tapes?[0:19:08]   He was accused[0:19:10]   of doing a lot of bad stuff[0:19:12]   with D'Elia when D'Elia started[0:19:14]   getting exposed by all those people[0:19:16]   This is his opener[0:19:18]   Let me see if I can find a nice picture[0:19:20]   of him, but you can already see[0:19:22]   Look at his Instagram[0:19:24]   This is what they're all doing, look I can't even find a regular[0:19:26]   picture of him, cause it's all[0:19:28]   promo materials[0:19:30]   I can't imagine these people are doing this[0:19:32]   themselves, you know[0:19:34]   What company is behind this?[0:19:36]   This is what I want to find out today[0:19:38]   Here's Michael Lenoche[0:19:40]   Chris D'Elia's opener[0:19:42]   Wow, that's a beautiful shot of him there[0:19:44]   He's not a good comic[0:19:48]   From what I heard, allegedly[0:19:50]   He helped Chris lower these women up[0:19:52]   He's done stuff to the women[0:19:54]   Did a bunch of those victims[0:19:56]   My victims, Chris's victims, complain[0:19:58]   about Michael Lenoche in all those[0:20:00]   It seems like they probably[0:20:02]   did, I remember it that way[0:20:04]   He's not a good comic, what's so weird is[0:20:06]   that nobody else knows him or works[0:20:08]   with him except for D'Elia[0:20:10]   D'Elia's openers are weird[0:20:12]   that way, it's almost as if he's choosing[0:20:14]   them based on[0:20:16]   maybe a set of other skills that they[0:20:18]   might have, but look at his Instagram[0:20:20]   This is what's bothering me now[0:20:22]   It's these clips[0:20:24]   Here, let's[0:20:26]   Kill that rise[0:20:28]   Stand still[0:20:30]   Kill all music[0:20:32]   Here we go[0:20:38]   It's these stand-up sets[0:20:40]   These bother me more than anything in the world[0:20:42]   When people post stand-up clips with the words[0:20:44]   That's not funny at all[0:20:46]   To you it's not[0:20:50]   None of it's ever good, but you're going[0:20:52]   Where do they get the energy?[0:20:54]   Why have they all started to[0:20:56]   You know what I mean?[0:20:58]   It's like this energy behind it now[0:21:00]   All of a sudden everybody's doing this[0:21:02]   giant push as if[0:21:04]   As if[0:21:06]   What's his name?[0:21:08]   Chinaman, Chink[0:21:10]   Chink boy[0:21:12]   What is the Chink man?[0:21:14]   Drinks Bud Light, he won't drink it anymore[0:21:16]   Big fat fucking retard[0:21:18]   He said Chink, SNL[0:21:20]   Oh Shane?[0:21:22]   It's almost as if[0:21:24]   Shane Gillis was like the last[0:21:26]   Of the organic[0:21:28]   Marketing[0:21:30]   Comics[0:21:32]   And they all saw Shane and it's almost like[0:21:34]   Shane gave all these guys this idea[0:21:36]   Where[0:21:38]   Make friends with Rogan[0:21:40]   Do this clip shit, get on every pocket[0:21:42]   And now you see they're all kind of following[0:21:44]   The same model here[0:21:46]   I mean look at this[0:21:48]   Look at the hundreds and thousands[0:21:50]   And it's timed out[0:21:52]   These guys are never sick[0:21:54]   It's just post post post[0:21:56]   Maybe there's no problem with this at all[0:21:58]   But it severely bothers me[0:22:00]   I mean there's a problem when you[0:22:02]   Go to your, you check in with Joke World[0:22:04]   Comedy's trusted source[0:22:06]   And you go what podcast[0:22:08]   Should I watch today?[0:22:10]   And his thing is like[0:22:12]   Oh we got Sam Talin on Kill Tony[0:22:14]   We got Sam Talin[0:22:16]   I mean there's probably people listening to me right now[0:22:18]   Who's Sam Talin exactly?[0:22:20]   Who and why is Sam Talin?[0:22:22]   I want to go after that Talin[0:22:24]   We got to bother that Talin[0:22:26]   Because this Sam Talin thinks[0:22:28]   This is perfect I'm the next are you garbage[0:22:30]   I'm the next Shane Gillis[0:22:32]   I can just walk right in and now I'm rich and famous[0:22:34]   And I'm the biggest comic[0:22:36]   I'm not going to let that happen to Talin[0:22:38]   I'm going to make this stop with Talin[0:22:40]   I'm going to make people go okay[0:22:42]   You want to do this marketing comedy thing[0:22:44]   We've been complacent for too long[0:22:46]   Then let's really go hard[0:22:48]   Out of Sam Talin[0:22:50]   Let's introduce the world to Sam Talin[0:22:52]   What do we got from him?[0:22:54]   We just got to show him[0:22:56]   We just got to show him[0:22:58]   Find him on YouTube[0:23:00]   Because this guy[0:23:02]   He's the biggest phony I've ever met[0:23:04]   He likes to pretend[0:23:06]   He's following the Shane Gillis model real close[0:23:08]   He pretends he reads[0:23:10]   You know how like Shane Gillis and his buddy[0:23:12]   Pretend that they read[0:23:14]   You know how they do that[0:23:16]   They pretend they're in world history[0:23:18]   Oh yeah[0:23:20]   Yeah I bet[0:23:22]   Oh cause he was wearing a blood meridian hat[0:23:24]   Oh that's not just that Jules[0:23:26]   Trust me there's Sam Talin and he's got these[0:23:28]   Wait till you see him[0:23:30]   He's got glasses and he's the biggest schmooza[0:23:32]   He's a butt kisser Jules[0:23:34]   And he was on Rogan[0:23:36]   And you can tell Rogan doesn't like this guy[0:23:38]   Who's this popping up here?[0:23:40]   Rogan doesn't like this guy[0:23:42]   Everybody can smell that there's something wrong[0:23:44]   Sam Talin he was just on Kill Tony last night[0:23:46]   Tony introduced him as the next big thing[0:23:48]   The next guy to watch[0:23:50]   And I wonder[0:23:52]   Can we[0:23:54]   Put a rock[0:23:56]   Into this Sam Talin's head[0:23:58]   Physically[0:24:00]   No can we[0:24:02]   Stop this somehow[0:24:04]   Can we make it so that[0:24:06]   If you want to do this big marketing push[0:24:08]   You want to be this machine[0:24:10]   It's going to be bad for you[0:24:12]   It's going to be embarrassing[0:24:14]   It's going to be lame[0:24:16]   Let me show you some talent here[0:24:18]   Did you find one?[0:24:20]   I sent you a couple clips from YouTube[0:24:22]   Messages? Great[0:24:24]   Okay here's Sam Talin what do we got here[0:24:26]   Joe makes Sam Talin[0:24:28]   Try mad honey that should be funny[0:24:30]   I did not like Sam Talin[0:24:32]   And you can tell Joe likes to get high[0:24:34]   On his show[0:24:36]   When he can't really find[0:24:38]   Common ground with the guest[0:24:40]   Joe's an animal I got some clips from his father[0:24:42]   Coming up today[0:24:44]   Which I don't think is nice to do[0:24:46]   But I don't care[0:24:48]   You know what I mean?[0:24:50]   I don't think you should use somebody's father[0:24:52]   Against them[0:24:54]   But I'm gonna with this Joe Rogan's dad[0:24:56]   Joe Rogan's dad said something about[0:24:58]   Joe's sexuality[0:25:00]   Last week[0:25:02]   That I cannot stop repeating[0:25:04]   We can't stop repeating we'll show you that in a sec[0:25:06]   But here is this Sam Talin[0:25:08]   Tell me if you've seen him before[0:25:12]   The Joe Rogan experience[0:25:14]   That's one of the things they were really worried about[0:25:16]   When those murder hornets showed up[0:25:18]   Yeah[0:25:20]   That was a fun time[0:25:22]   It's a great band[0:25:24]   Really good band[0:25:26]   Show talent[0:25:28]   Just a thrash band[0:25:30]   I'd wear a band band that had their shit on it[0:25:32]   That's how you know you're into the band[0:25:34]   There he is Sam Talin[0:25:36]   He's done nothing wrong[0:25:38]   Nothing[0:25:40]   But I don't trust him[0:25:42]   There's something[0:25:44]   Press one in the chat if he needs to go down[0:25:48]   You know that's what we gotta[0:25:50]   Some guys just gotta go down[0:25:52]   I just got a feeling in my stomach[0:25:54]   You just gotta trust me[0:25:56]   So I haven't busted him on anything yet[0:25:58]   Except being an ass kisser[0:26:00]   He's a real yes man[0:26:02]   But I think he[0:26:04]   I think that if he just does[0:26:06]   All the same thing that those guys[0:26:08]   Before him did[0:26:10]   That he will have $200,000 a month[0:26:12]   On Patreon, it'll be Tim Dillon[0:26:14]   Shane Gillis combined[0:26:16]   I can't have that[0:26:18]   I can't have a new comic coming out every month[0:26:20]   Following that model and they've got no[0:26:22]   They've got no[0:26:24]   Resistance[0:26:26]   There's nothing in their way[0:26:28]   As long as you get on Rogan[0:26:30]   As long as you post those clips with the text[0:26:32]   That you're in[0:26:34]   I wonder if we could just like make a famous[0:26:36]   Comic out of just some random bum[0:26:38]   By getting them to be friends[0:26:40]   With this group, it's very easy[0:26:42]   If you want to be a rich famous[0:26:44]   Comic right now[0:26:46]   It's actually easier than it ever was[0:26:48]   At any time in the world[0:26:50]   You simply have to hang out with these guys[0:26:52]   Be similar in height to them[0:26:54]   Drink bud[0:26:56]   And just[0:26:58]   Compliment them[0:27:00]   You'll be in their friend group within a week[0:27:02]   Very easy to get in[0:27:04]   And you could even sneak in with[0:27:06]   Louis J. Gomez[0:27:08]   There's a million ways to sneak in[0:27:10]   Become friends with them, hang out at these shows[0:27:12]   With them every night[0:27:14]   Pretend you're one of them and then all of a sudden[0:27:16]   You've got it all[0:27:18]   It really couldn't be easier[0:27:20]   You really gotta be a loser[0:27:22]   You really gotta be a nerd[0:27:24]   To not be able to make it in[0:27:26]   Comedy these days[0:27:28]   You know like the Kill Tony alley[0:27:30]   Have you seen Kill Alley[0:27:32]   The new show? I'd like to kill[0:27:34]   Ellie Wong[0:27:36]   You hear that Ellie Wong?[0:27:38]   Someone says he has the[0:27:40]   DeStefano Dahmer[0:27:42]   for discussion glasses[0:27:44]   I like Dahmer[0:27:46]   for discussion[0:27:48]   Chris DeStefano is still[0:27:50]   running around town[0:27:52]   Do we get that news clip of him?[0:27:54]   Is it in the BBG?[0:27:56]   I don't know, it was a news clip of him[0:27:58]   And he's sitting there[0:28:00]   This is brand new[0:28:02]   I remember Chris DeStefano was running around telling everyone[0:28:04]   Yeah I got Dahmer glasses, yeah these were my dad's glasses[0:28:06]   Got a new look on Dahmer now[0:28:08]   You're not Dahmer[0:28:10]   Those weren't his glasses[0:28:12]   But he was on the news, you'll never[0:28:14]   I'll wait till the clip, I don't want to blow it[0:28:16]   Here's Sam Teller, let's see if we can catch him[0:28:18]   In any discrepancies here[0:28:20]   I'm sure we can[0:28:22]   We're gonna catch him, I haven't reviewed[0:28:24]   this clip[0:28:26]   There's gotta be something in there[0:28:28]   I'll find something[0:28:30]   Let's make his life hard[0:28:32]   Very hard, okay[0:28:34]   I want to know everything about him[0:28:36]   And then I want you to send this clip to him[0:28:38]   I've never seen Mike this upset[0:28:40]   I've never[0:28:42]   seen him this upset[0:28:44]   Let's see how he takes[0:28:46]   a scare[0:28:48]   When you show up like Dog the Bounty Hunter[0:28:50]   Look at that smile[0:28:52]   Dahmer invasive[0:28:54]   But obviously they know what the fuck they're doing[0:28:56]   They go in there and they murder everybody[0:28:58]   I mean that's the definition of invasive[0:29:00]   Eating someone's young after you crush them[0:29:02]   And eating thirty, killing, just chopping the heads off[0:29:04]   Thirty thousand of them, invasive murder hornets[0:29:06]   are officially back in the US[0:29:08]   Finally[0:29:10]   This is the purge[0:29:12]   Oh my god, so those are the ones man[0:29:14]   Did you know that hornets pollinate too?[0:29:16]   If he starts talking about[0:29:18]   bugs or animals[0:29:20]   You're screwed[0:29:22]   I mean he doesn't like you at all if he starts bringing up animals[0:29:24]   And you can say that if you're on[0:29:26]   Rogan, many of you might be on[0:29:28]   Rogan one day[0:29:30]   If you're ever on Rogan and he starts talking about deer[0:29:32]   Or the coyote[0:29:34]   You go, I understand[0:29:36]   And you get up and you walk out that door[0:29:38]   I saw a behind the scenes of Rogan's studio[0:29:40]   By the way, the other day[0:29:42]   Maybe we'll watch that a little later[0:29:44]   It was a behind the scenes[0:29:46]   Clip of everything that he's got in his compound[0:29:48]   It's not nice[0:29:50]   Very very poorly designed[0:29:52]   No wonder his wife won't let him touch the house[0:29:54]   He says his wife won't let him[0:29:56]   Decorate any of the house[0:29:58]   He can't have any of his stuff in the house[0:30:00]   She's got to do it all at the comedy club now[0:30:02]   And at his office[0:30:04]   Alright watch, they're going to take some mad honey here[0:30:08]   And mad honey is his psychedelic honey[0:30:10]   Am I getting that right?[0:30:12]   Mad honey?[0:30:14]   I guess so, this is my first time hearing it[0:30:16]   He's talking about the bees[0:30:18]   Imagine somebody bringing up a wasp[0:30:20]   To you[0:30:22]   This is your big break[0:30:24]   And you got to talk about wasps[0:30:26]   They have to do something[0:30:28]   They all pollinate[0:30:30]   They just don't make honey I don't think[0:30:32]   I know my grandmother lived in fear of that[0:30:34]   I take murder honey all day[0:30:36]   I want to get some murder hornet honey[0:30:38]   What about that honey?[0:30:40]   I have some, you want some?[0:30:42]   Right now?[0:30:44]   And he is scared[0:30:46]   What is this guy, a gelato?[0:30:48]   Don't they make a gelato called Sam Talent?[0:30:50]   Yep[0:30:52]   I hate his last name too[0:30:54]   Two L's said Tony Hinchcliffe[0:30:56]   I hate his last name[0:30:58]   So this was I think[0:31:00]   Within the first hour of the show[0:31:02]   It's Sam Talent's big break[0:31:04]   He's seen how this works, right?[0:31:06]   He's seen, you come on this show[0:31:08]   Shane Gillis even showed you[0:31:10]   How that worked[0:31:12]   He came on the show, he's pretty shitty[0:31:14]   The first time[0:31:16]   And I think he even said to Rogan[0:31:18]   Yeah when I got fired from SNL[0:31:20]   I was like well fuck it man[0:31:22]   I'll just go on Rogan and do that whole thing[0:31:24]   And like laughed about it[0:31:26]   Joe didn't find that very funny[0:31:28]   I remember there was a little awkward moment there[0:31:30]   When he said that[0:31:32]   But I know Sam Talent was sitting at home[0:31:34]   And he's like this is my big day[0:31:36]   You know I'm going to go on Rogan[0:31:38]   I'm going to kill it[0:31:41]   And Rogan is sitting there[0:31:43]   They're not really connecting[0:31:45]   I think nobody really connects with this Sam Talent right away[0:31:47]   Because I think they know[0:31:49]   He's just yes anding[0:31:51]   And being a little too pleasant[0:31:53]   Fluffing him up a little too much[0:31:55]   So Rogan suggests that they take[0:31:57]   Psychedelic honey[0:31:59]   And Sam doesn't want to take it[0:32:01]   But he also says what is he going to do[0:32:03]   Get in a fight with Rogan on his first day[0:32:05]   He's got to make sure he's in this Rogan circle[0:32:07]   So this is what happens[0:32:10]   I take murder honey all day[0:32:12]   I want to get some murder hornet honey[0:32:14]   The mad honey[0:32:16]   I have some you want some[0:32:18]   Yeah we can do it[0:32:20]   What's it going to do to us[0:32:22]   You're going to freak out a little bit[0:32:24]   Are you scared[0:32:26]   We have those shows this evening[0:32:28]   What are you worrying about[0:32:30]   We have those shows[0:32:32]   Where's the murder honey[0:32:34]   Mad honey[0:32:36]   It's up there somewhere[0:32:38]   Where did you get your hands on murder honey[0:32:40]   Mad honey it's mad honey[0:32:42]   It's from Nepal[0:32:44]   I've seen those videos[0:32:46]   You shouldn't do that on the show[0:32:48]   Psychedelic is a strong word for what I experienced[0:32:50]   What did you experience[0:32:52]   I didn't take much[0:32:54]   What did you experience there[0:32:56]   Talent doesn't want to do this[0:32:58]   He's an hour in[0:33:00]   He does not want to be on mad honey[0:33:02]   For his big break[0:33:04]   Like a light euphoria[0:33:06]   It's really rough[0:33:08]   Great show great feeling[0:33:10]   He does that a lot[0:33:12]   You should watch some snippets of it[0:33:14]   Isn't it like lunch kids banging each other[0:33:16]   Yeah but they're of age legally[0:33:18]   It's not just[0:33:20]   Show talent[0:33:22]   Let me see[0:33:24]   What the fuck[0:33:26]   It seems like it's broken[0:33:28]   Look at that[0:33:30]   Disgusting[0:33:32]   Datura[0:33:34]   It melts people's brains[0:33:36]   Datura[0:33:38]   Terence Mckenna swore off of it[0:33:40]   When he was talking to a guy[0:33:42]   In an open market[0:33:44]   And the guy thought they were back at his house[0:33:46]   In the living room[0:33:48]   And he realized somewhere along the line[0:33:50]   Oh I remember what happened[0:33:52]   It was just a great little moment[0:33:54]   By the way I got nothing here by the way[0:33:56]   There is absolutely nothing on talent[0:33:58]   There's no big bust[0:34:00]   No big expose coming up[0:34:02]   You mention him then something[0:34:04]   Well that's what I'm doing[0:34:06]   I hope people realize that[0:34:08]   You see a guy you want to talk about[0:34:10]   You mention him[0:34:12]   There's nothing[0:34:14]   I don't care if it takes seven years[0:34:16]   When I started mentioning[0:34:18]   Yikes[0:34:20]   Scary[0:34:22]   Are we on[0:34:24]   Datura[0:34:26]   There was a big loud bang out there[0:34:28]   I remember this clip[0:34:30]   And there's a moment coming up[0:34:32]   And Joe takes a spoon full of honey[0:34:34]   Licks it out of his mouth[0:34:36]   And then passes Sam the spoon[0:34:38]   And now Sam's got to lick off the same spoon[0:34:40]   As Rogan[0:34:42]   Which is also not one of Sam's talent[0:34:44]   That's the deal with the devil that you have to make[0:34:46]   Datura[0:34:48]   I didn't know where he was[0:34:50]   Like right now in the moment[0:34:52]   In an open air market[0:34:54]   He thought that he was in his apartment[0:34:56]   That sounds like a fun thing to do here on the podcast[0:34:58]   Hey man[0:35:00]   You're here[0:35:02]   You're in Texas[0:35:04]   They love mad honey here[0:35:06]   He got stopped at the[0:35:08]   TSA[0:35:10]   Just a jar of that shit?[0:35:12]   No, because they were like[0:35:14]   Here's the spoon[0:35:16]   One little plastic spoon[0:35:18]   This is totally legal by the way[0:35:20]   That was my biggest fear[0:35:22]   Is mad honey legal?[0:35:24]   Just take a little spoon[0:35:26]   We'll take a little[0:35:28]   You go first[0:35:30]   Joe takes it[0:35:32]   Completely licks it[0:35:34]   And here comes talent[0:35:36]   Now talent doesn't know what to do[0:35:38]   Imagine Joe giving you[0:35:40]   I won't even share ice cream with my wife[0:35:42]   It's disgusting[0:35:44]   I see somebody else[0:35:46]   She'll take a spoon of ice cream[0:35:48]   Got half melted ice cream[0:35:50]   Still stuck[0:35:52]   I don't like to bite it off[0:35:54]   I don't like sharing[0:35:56]   So imagine Joe goes[0:35:58]   Here you go[0:36:00]   And now you've got to do the big[0:36:02]   thing? You just met Rogan[0:36:04]   Again I wouldn't even do this[0:36:06]   With my twin brother[0:36:08]   Here he goes[0:36:10]   Let's see how talent handles this[0:36:12]   It is honey[0:36:14]   He thinks if he mixes it up[0:36:16]   He could use that honey antibacterial[0:36:18]   To kill the Rogan[0:36:20]   germ[0:36:22]   Don't take too much[0:36:24]   Take a lot[0:36:26]   Just really get the spoon wet[0:36:28]   And suck the spoon[0:36:30]   I'm like the Dalai Lama[0:36:32]   You don't want to do this[0:36:34]   All the diseases you could be getting from me[0:36:36]   I don't fear those[0:36:38]   I think you've got a good ecosystem[0:36:40]   I'm not worried[0:36:42]   You like it[0:36:44]   Don't go in again[0:36:46]   Don't fucking do it Sam[0:36:48]   There he is[0:36:50]   I've got nothing on him now but I want to have something[0:36:52]   Keep your eye on him[0:36:54]   There's got to be some secrets in store[0:36:56]   With Sam[0:36:58]   And then kill Tony last night[0:37:00]   Everybody stand[0:37:02]   the fuck up[0:37:04]   Your eyes are going to be popping out[0:37:06]   You're going to be blown away[0:37:08]   I hate his chops[0:37:10]   I despise him[0:37:12]   I want him to be in a lot of[0:37:14]   pain, a lot of physical[0:37:16]   Severe[0:37:18]   Pain[0:37:20]   Just kidding, you got to say[0:37:22]   just kidding there Sam[0:37:24]   But I would like to see his response to this[0:37:26]   He's got one day to respond[0:37:28]   Okay, big show[0:37:30]   Today, lots to do[0:37:32]   We could start anywhere really[0:37:34]   We could go wherever we want[0:37:36]   Let's see if I got anything[0:37:38]   Oh, we're giving away copies of a movie today[0:37:40]   Yep[0:37:42]   We're giving away[0:37:44]   Look at this, this is going to cost us[0:37:46]   a lot of money here today[0:37:48]   We're giving away 100[0:37:50]   Copies[0:37:52]   of a new feature film[0:37:54]   that just came out[0:37:56]   And it's not just any feature film[0:37:58]   It's the best[0:38:00]   film of the year[0:38:02]   Would you like to win a copy[0:38:04]   A digital copy of course[0:38:06]   I mean that's what people[0:38:08]   would prefer[0:38:10]   Would you like to win a digital copy[0:38:12]   of what I consider what Jules considers[0:38:14]   to be the best[0:38:16]   film[0:38:18]   of the year, this is not a joke[0:38:20]   And[0:38:22]   I don't think we're going to have any[0:38:24]   sort of contest with that[0:38:26]   Why don't you just give one away to a great chat[0:38:28]   comment right now[0:38:30]   Why don't you pick out a chat comment from me Jules[0:38:32]   and I'm going to give away a copy[0:38:34]   and[0:38:36]   Once you find somebody[0:38:38]   tell me and let me[0:38:40]   pull this up[0:38:42]   Let's see[0:38:44]   giving away a copy, we're giving away a copy[0:38:46]   I'll move it to next step[0:38:48]   Yeah move it to next step[0:38:50]   You're going to love this[0:38:52]   and I watched this movie finally[0:38:54]   I had heard about this movie[0:38:56]   but it was impossible to watch[0:38:58]   as it's not on the iTunes store[0:39:00]   it's not on Apple[0:39:02]   it's not on any streaming service[0:39:04]   in fact[0:39:06]   except for one[0:39:08]   Roku TV[0:39:10]   This movie[0:39:12]   was made exclusively[0:39:14]   for Roku[0:39:16]   this movie[0:39:20]   is Weird Al Yankovic's[0:39:22]   biopic weird[0:39:24]   and I'm not kidding[0:39:26]   we finally watched it[0:39:28]   it was my favorite fucking movie[0:39:30]   I could have watched[0:39:32]   six hours[0:39:34]   of weird[0:39:36]   did we show that Weird Al on Bill Marcell[0:39:38]   Great so if you saw that[0:39:40]   episode we saw[0:39:42]   Weird Al was on Bill Mar's podcast[0:39:44]   Club Random[0:39:46]   and he was[0:39:48]   promoting the movie and Bill goes where do you see it[0:39:50]   he goes uh Roku[0:39:52]   he's like is that an app or is that[0:39:54]   uh you don't really[0:39:56]   know and[0:39:58]   you could see in real time that[0:40:00]   Weird was[0:40:02]   realizing that[0:40:04]   oh wow this movie is kind of buried[0:40:06]   like nobody's gonna be able to see this movie[0:40:08]   cause you're gonna need a Roku subscription[0:40:10]   to get it and guess what[0:40:12]   Roku is banned[0:40:14]   from the Apple universe[0:40:16]   so you can't get the uh[0:40:18]   if you have Apple TV like we do[0:40:20]   can't get Roku on there[0:40:22]   so what are you gonna get like a Roku box or you gotta go[0:40:24]   watch it online[0:40:26]   nope we found out and uh[0:40:28]   did we pick a winner cause we're gonna give away a copy here[0:40:30]   um here let me find the[0:40:32]   mess guy let's do[0:40:34]   and then I'll tell you why this is so[0:40:36]   great[0:40:38]   and these are free these are on us[0:40:40]   today[0:40:42]   the first one that I landed on was a guy saying Mike David can't[0:40:44]   drive stick and he's never been off[0:40:46]   roading[0:40:48]   okay um and you wanted him to win[0:40:50]   that comment okay he gets banned from winning it[0:40:52]   what's the next this comments gotta be a good comment[0:40:54]   not something that's really[0:40:56]   uh you know making me want to[0:40:58]   run out of the room[0:41:00]   let's give it to this guy that says[0:41:02]   shoulders are poppin[0:41:04]   okay you've won a copy[0:41:06]   throw the copy give it to him right in the chat[0:41:08]   right there[0:41:10]   throw the link in there tell me when the links[0:41:12]   in[0:41:14]   there is prize[0:41:16]   okay now[0:41:18]   watch this and these are on us everybody[0:41:20]   copy that link save it[0:41:22]   and guess what I've just[0:41:24]   uh changed the rules of the contest[0:41:26]   everyone watching live right[0:41:28]   now just received[0:41:30]   a free copy of weird[0:41:32]   on us I swear[0:41:34]   click the link you'll see it works plays[0:41:36]   right away[0:41:38]   and I just thought so that could be[0:41:40]   thousands and thousands of copies that I've just[0:41:42]   given out here today this is all on me[0:41:44]   it's on us[0:41:46]   and uh check it out[0:41:48]   there's no funny business here it'll play right[0:41:50]   away guess what we found out you[0:41:52]   open this link that we've paid[0:41:54]   we've prepaid for this[0:41:56]   you open it and[0:41:58]   you could uh airplay it[0:42:00]   or chrome cast it to your tv and guess[0:42:02]   what roku's player[0:42:04]   is phenomenal[0:42:06]   this was a big concern for[0:42:08]   us and al[0:42:10]   was that you could only watch it on your computer[0:42:12]   I don't watch movies on my computer[0:42:14]   and this air streaming[0:42:16]   and air uh[0:42:18]   playing and chrome casting is[0:42:20]   very buggy usually[0:42:22]   you ever tried to watch a jake paul fight[0:42:24]   with a stream it to the tv[0:42:26]   from your phone it's skipping the[0:42:28]   quality is crunching all the time[0:42:30]   automatically[0:42:32]   not this the roku player[0:42:34]   we I think we only had two[0:42:36]   or three hiccups during the film[0:42:38]   which was fine we needed a break we were sitting on the couch[0:42:40]   complaining whining and crying[0:42:42]   how much we wanted to watch the weird al[0:42:44]   movie we're looking through the new[0:42:46]   movies of the week we already watched stupid[0:42:48]   scream there's nothing else john[0:42:50]   wicks with that jenna ortega[0:42:52]   is looking fine as fuck[0:42:54]   and then we're like[0:42:56]   oh you know what I would kill to watch that[0:42:58]   weird al movie curse[0:43:00]   roku fuck them yeah[0:43:02]   we didn't think this was possible you know[0:43:04]   when you bring up roku to a guy like me[0:43:06]   I go ah thanks anyway man I'm never[0:43:08]   going to be able to get that to work really[0:43:10]   that's what I think to see if maybe[0:43:12]   it was going to come out soon on a normal[0:43:14]   thing and then I just googled weird al[0:43:16]   movie where's the link someone's saying[0:43:18]   here I'll give another prize give it out[0:43:20]   give it out this link is for everybody[0:43:22]   it's good for life[0:43:24]   I googled the first link on google you[0:43:26]   click it and the movie just starts[0:43:28]   playing you know we[0:43:30]   couldn't believe that it actually[0:43:32]   worked there's no way[0:43:34]   we're going to get this movie to fire up[0:43:36]   this is roku you[0:43:38]   obviously got to get some kind of box[0:43:40]   or a roku subscription[0:43:42]   just an account[0:43:44]   have you ever tried to join like a paramount[0:43:46]   plus this is what it does like if you try[0:43:48]   to join paramount plus it's like okay[0:43:50]   enter your longest password[0:43:52]   using only a[0:43:54]   touch pad you know like the[0:43:56]   old text messaging system have fun[0:43:58]   and then you try to enter your password[0:44:00]   to an old icloud account[0:44:02]   or so you ever try to enter one of these passwords[0:44:04]   with a million of these dots[0:44:06]   and little apostrophes[0:44:08]   and colons and stars[0:44:10]   and upper and lower that drives me[0:44:12]   mad I usually just give up[0:44:14]   you know I won't enter a password[0:44:16]   if I can't copy and[0:44:18]   paste or use a program to[0:44:20]   auto enter it for me[0:44:22]   it's just too much I mean the tension[0:44:24]   you ever sat there trying to do it on[0:44:26]   your tv with like a tv remote log into[0:44:28]   one of these services and then it's like[0:44:30]   okay just one more step fill out[0:44:32]   your whole address and your first and[0:44:34]   last name and all that[0:44:36]   oh not roku[0:44:38]   you're going to click that link it's going to fire[0:44:40]   up like that and this movie[0:44:42]   I'm telling you when I[0:44:44]   say it could have been six hours longer I'm not[0:44:46]   kidding we loved it[0:44:48]   from minute two[0:44:52]   Weird Al is one of my[0:44:54]   favorite he wasn't in the movie it's about[0:44:56]   him he was in it a little bit[0:44:58]   he was in it he was a great actor[0:45:00]   what's his name plays[0:45:02]   harry potter what's his name[0:45:04]   Daniel Radcliffe[0:45:06]   I usually despise[0:45:08]   anything Radcliffe[0:45:10]   including the potter series I thought that was[0:45:12]   really weak[0:45:14]   but in Guns of Kimbo[0:45:16]   it was very disturbing to me[0:45:18]   that was a Radcliffe movie[0:45:20]   you know can you get me we'll go to[0:45:22]   break really quick can you get me some Tom's[0:45:24]   or Pepto Bismol or something I'm having a hard time[0:45:26]   tacos were very spicy this morning[0:45:28]   from Taco Bell we'll be right[0:45:30]   back in one second I'll tell you why[0:45:32]   Radcliffe is pretty cool we'll see you in a[0:45:34]   sec don't go anywhere[0:45:36]   it's going to be really quick[0:45:38]   Radcliffe was amazing[0:45:40]   this is the guy who plays Harry Potter[0:45:42]   he was just incredible[0:45:44]   he plays Weird Al[0:45:46]   in the movie[0:45:48]   please go watch that tonight[0:45:50]   you're going to love it what should I do[0:45:52]   you know the Tom's are so crunchy for the show[0:45:54]   yeah that's gross didn't somebody[0:45:56]   accuse me of having this on my desk[0:45:58]   Pepto Bismol[0:46:06]   it's a Mexican guy[0:46:08]   his dad said that this was definitely[0:46:10]   a product placement and ad[0:46:12]   remember that Jules?[0:46:14]   some Mexican kid was like I was showing my damn[0:46:16]   red bar[0:46:18]   and I was like and they're even ad free[0:46:20]   they don't have any ads on their show[0:46:22]   and then there was like a bottle of Pepto Bismol[0:46:24]   like this and the dad goes oh yeah[0:46:26]   you see that bottle of Pepto Bismol[0:46:28]   he's definitely being paid for that[0:46:30]   well what do you think?[0:46:34]   is Pepto paying me[0:46:36]   to use this on the show?[0:46:38]   what do you think?[0:46:40]   that's what Mexican people think[0:46:42]   of the show[0:46:44]   cheers we'll put on a drinking song[0:46:46]   we'll do this as a little show[0:46:48]   put that back on[0:46:50]   you can put that song right back on the one that we had[0:46:52]   just press play I just need music[0:46:54]   very quickly I mean we're wasting it for a second[0:46:56]   sure[0:46:58]   this is supposed to be my red bar in the wild music[0:47:00]   oh okay that's okay just don't say anything[0:47:02]   I never like to drink without music[0:47:04]   it's uh[0:47:06]   hyper embarrassing[0:47:08]   I love this stuff[0:47:10]   somebody yelled at me screamed at me in fact[0:47:12]   for drinking this they said it damages your body[0:47:14]   I don't believe it[0:47:16]   I feel a lot better now thank you Jules[0:47:18]   thank you everybody for your patience[0:47:20]   okay[0:47:22]   so we gave away that[0:47:24]   that stuff should we do red bar in the wild[0:47:26]   while there's music stuff you want to do a red bar in the wild[0:47:28]   why don't you throw one up in[0:47:30]   next up we'll do one of them[0:47:32]   red bar in the wild[0:47:34]   of course[0:47:36]   the segment where other people[0:47:38]   people that we hate usually[0:47:40]   or people we like[0:47:42]   people that we know[0:47:44]   mention red bar[0:47:46]   or say red bar they get caught up[0:47:48]   discussing red bar last week we saw[0:47:50]   Big J. Oakerson[0:47:52]   talk about red bar we saw[0:47:54]   Annie Lederman talk about red bar[0:47:56]   Brian Redban who else did we have last week[0:47:58]   Redban, Lederman,[0:48:00]   Big J. Oakerson, Keemstar[0:48:02]   yeah so that was a packed week who do we got today[0:48:04]   let's see[0:48:06]   got four choices[0:48:08]   we got another four[0:48:10]   I'd like to have four every week[0:48:12]   red bar in the wild let's start with[0:48:14]   didn't we have a[0:48:16]   there's a red ban one too[0:48:18]   throw that one up there's a red ban[0:48:20]   I got a new red ban for you[0:48:22]   which is very cool because[0:48:24]   you know there's a lot of shows[0:48:26]   that try to imitate red bar like[0:48:28]   Steel Toe[0:48:30]   but they're really not as well known[0:48:32]   and well liked as us so what makes[0:48:34]   red bar very cool and different[0:48:36]   is that the people we discuss[0:48:38]   on the show are all[0:48:40]   big fans it seems[0:48:42]   seems like that's what's happened[0:48:44]   and there's really not a show like this[0:48:46]   in the world where someone could say[0:48:48]   such terrible things[0:48:50]   like Owen Benjamin[0:48:52]   whoever has ever told Owen Benjamin[0:48:54]   to buy coffins for his kids and all that stuff[0:48:56]   and then had[0:48:58]   Owen be okay with that not only[0:49:00]   okay with that I got an email this morning[0:49:02]   Jules from a guy and he goes[0:49:04]   just wanted to let you know Owen Benjamin called you[0:49:06]   a genius yesterday[0:49:08]   alright that's what people are saying[0:49:10]   I saw Christina Ricci[0:49:12]   at the Met Gala[0:49:14]   last night and I was just thinking about[0:49:16]   Owen you know they used to be[0:49:18]   married Owen Benjamin and Christina Ricci[0:49:20]   were married I was wondering[0:49:22]   you know obviously Owen's probably watching[0:49:24]   the Met Gala with his wife[0:49:26]   does that get awkward[0:49:28]   seeing Christina Ricci I think[0:49:30]   Owen's new wife[0:49:32]   a lot better looking than Ricci[0:49:34]   I think Ricci he made a good choice[0:49:36]   I've also seen Ricci on a show[0:49:38]   that's just like this it's called[0:49:40]   Yellow Jacket[0:49:42]   I don't know so I think[0:49:44]   Owen made the right choice Owen[0:49:46]   I'd love to be introduced[0:49:48]   to Hollywood thank you[0:49:50]   let's see Brian Redband he sent me another email[0:49:52]   this is real[0:49:54]   Brian Redband let's see what this is about[0:49:56]   okay[0:49:58]   yeah so on the last show we showed[0:50:00]   you a vintage tape[0:50:02]   of the Joe Rogan[0:50:04]   experience it was Joe, Eliza[0:50:06]   Schlesinger and Brian[0:50:08]   Redband it was from like season one[0:50:10]   of JRE[0:50:12]   and Joe was talking about[0:50:14]   radio DJs doing[0:50:16]   podcasts and Brian Redband[0:50:18]   just said Redbar Radio[0:50:20]   and[0:50:22]   we go whoa so we covered[0:50:24]   that on the last show I got an email from Redband[0:50:26]   let's see what he says[0:50:28]   Brian Redband to Mike David[0:50:30]   that's me he says Redbar Radio[0:50:32]   he goes forgot about[0:50:34]   that I think that's after we[0:50:36]   met at the comedy store I might[0:50:38]   have a pic of us somewhere on[0:50:40]   a hard drive I'll try[0:50:42]   and find it[0:50:44]   we love[0:50:46]   speaking to Redband so there could be a picture[0:50:48]   of me in Redband leaking[0:50:50]   very soon Brian do not[0:50:52]   release that without my written[0:50:54]   consent thank you[0:50:56]   wait I don't think I registered that before so[0:50:58]   he actually has a pic of you guys together[0:51:00]   from years ago that's what he's[0:51:02]   saying I would like[0:51:04]   to see it you know this day and age[0:51:06]   if somebody had a pic of me I would remember[0:51:08]   because I very rarely will[0:51:10]   you catch me in a pic ever[0:51:12]   I don't allow it but back then[0:51:14]   it was just[0:51:16]   you know paparazzi was everywhere[0:51:18]   it was a very big deal to[0:51:20]   me and Ryan Redband to be together[0:51:22]   so a lot of people were taking pictures[0:51:24]   it's destiny[0:51:26]   here's one from Eric Griffin[0:51:28]   Eric Griffin[0:51:30]   this is of course he's on that new show[0:51:32]   with Brendan Schaub[0:51:34]   and Chris D'Elia[0:51:36]   what is that called?[0:51:38]   wait maybe this picture is part of the[0:51:40]   trick that that guy was warning[0:51:42]   us about last year last week[0:51:44]   why would that be part of a trick?[0:51:46]   the trick was somebody[0:51:48]   said Brian Redband is setting me up[0:51:50]   to infiltrate me because now[0:51:52]   you and Redband are going to meet up and there's[0:51:54]   going to be a big kind of gallery event[0:51:56]   we're going to invite all the listeners[0:51:58]   all the enemies everybody's going to be in the lobby[0:52:00]   with cocktails waiting[0:52:02]   it's covered with a sheet[0:52:04]   the photo everyone's waiting for the reveal[0:52:06]   and you're like oh no big deal[0:52:08]   this is just a friendship reveal[0:52:10]   real pic[0:52:12]   me and Redband as friends and everyone's going to[0:52:14]   and he's going to pull out the sheet and then it's going to be[0:52:16]   you doing god knows what something so[0:52:18]   embarrassing it's fine[0:52:20]   it's okay just be careful[0:52:22]   this[0:52:24]   is from Eric Griffin what is the new show[0:52:26]   he's on it's so bad[0:52:28]   I don't think it's going well too[0:52:30]   I mean it's Eric Griffin, Chris D'Elia, The Golden Hour[0:52:32]   have you guys watched[0:52:34]   The Golden Hour?[0:52:36]   that's one of the worst out there let's see[0:52:38]   this is Eric Griffin[0:52:40]   it's an email here[0:52:42]   from Isaac Taylor he says shitting with Griffin[0:52:44]   that's the subject[0:52:46]   and this is what he said[0:52:48]   Mike, Eric Griffin[0:52:50]   is very scared of you[0:52:52]   one mention of your name in his Twitch chat[0:52:54]   leads to a timeout[0:52:56]   and instant ban[0:52:58]   I just found it[0:53:00]   funny because all I did was ask what he thought[0:53:02]   of you and instead of answering[0:53:04]   he deletes my chats[0:53:06]   and suspends me[0:53:08]   for talking in his stream[0:53:10]   I was shocked only because[0:53:12]   I followed the stream for over two years[0:53:14]   and would occasionally tune in[0:53:16]   okay[0:53:18]   look at that and I hear this one a lot[0:53:20]   that just somebody will go[0:53:22]   hey what do you think of instant ban[0:53:24]   I think we had another one of those coming up too[0:53:26]   instant ban I hear this[0:53:28]   I've been hearing this for years[0:53:30]   which is very strange because it's not like it's somebody[0:53:32]   harassing them[0:53:34]   it's usually a fan[0:53:36]   and they just bring me up and then they're[0:53:38]   wiped out that's Eric Griffin[0:53:40]   tell everybody[0:53:42]   let's see we got another one here[0:53:44]   I'm going to save that one[0:53:46]   oh my god oh this one is[0:53:48]   so good[0:53:50]   this is so so good so we got five of them[0:53:52]   today this one's so good you could cut the red bar[0:53:54]   on the wild music because this one's going to be a video[0:53:56]   this one[0:53:58]   really[0:54:00]   was probably one of my favorite ones you know[0:54:02]   I just mentioned before I go[0:54:04]   you know[0:54:06]   we're really mean to these people[0:54:08]   in no way are we ever just[0:54:10]   joking around when we cover[0:54:12]   these people like we're really[0:54:14]   really there's nobody meaner to these people[0:54:16]   than us so to see that people[0:54:18]   still appreciate us[0:54:20]   even after we've been so nasty[0:54:22]   that shows that[0:54:24]   we're really headed in the right direction here[0:54:26]   we've been doing the right thing[0:54:28]   this one was great it features[0:54:30]   Chrissy Marr[0:54:32]   okay[0:54:34]   Alex Stein[0:54:36]   do you know him?[0:54:38]   and[0:54:40]   Megamind[0:54:42]   and Erin from the Steeltoe[0:54:44]   morning show[0:54:46]   what a crowd[0:54:48]   so apparently Chrissy[0:54:50]   and Alex Stein and[0:54:52]   Steeltoe are all on a group[0:54:54]   podcast[0:54:56]   and we're going to get brought up let's see what happens here[0:54:58]   this is at[0:55:00]   950 yep that is Megamind[0:55:02]   so this one's[0:55:04]   really great wait till you hear what they say about us[0:55:06]   so there's Erin[0:55:08]   there is M.M.[0:55:10]   I'll zoom in here oh my god[0:55:12]   Brittany Venti on the call as well[0:55:14]   who is a[0:55:16]   despicable[0:55:18]   despicable person please don't go[0:55:20]   anywhere near this person[0:55:22]   there's Alex Stein who[0:55:24]   I've never mentioned Alex Stein in the show[0:55:26]   good buddy of mine[0:55:28]   you know[0:55:30]   what they call me and Alex Stein when we go[0:55:32]   out? what? the disgusting[0:55:34]   brothers[0:55:36]   that's what me and Alex[0:55:38]   Stein are referred to when we go[0:55:40]   out and then of course you've[0:55:42]   got Chrissy Marr who I've been tormenting[0:55:44]   for years[0:55:46]   including a[0:55:48]   truthful torment about how she stole[0:55:50]   those Christmas presents[0:55:52]   and I've really put a wrench in her[0:55:54]   whole operation over the last every podcast[0:55:56]   she goes on she's got to[0:55:58]   you know defend herself against this Christmas[0:56:00]   presents stealing[0:56:02]   story and then of course[0:56:04]   Erin who I'll tell you this[0:56:06]   again I hate no one more[0:56:10]   than[0:56:12]   Erin from Steel Toe although[0:56:14]   this could be a change of heart here[0:56:16]   this could be a change of heart because Mountain[0:56:18]   wasn't very nice to me a couple weeks ago[0:56:20]   so maybe I'm on Steel Toe's[0:56:22]   side now[0:56:24]   if you don't know who Steel Toe is[0:56:26]   that looks like one of those AI[0:56:28]   photos where his eyes[0:56:30]   like that why why do you think he's very[0:56:32]   I mean are you seeing what I'm seeing[0:56:34]   he looks like a smooth cartoon[0:56:36]   man almost[0:56:38]   face tuned in the size of[0:56:40]   he's hot! and there's Mecha[0:56:42]   mine they call her that because of this area[0:56:44]   here that's a high[0:56:46]   hill to die on I'm still waiting[0:56:48]   for those bangs it would be so easy[0:56:50]   to just get bangs or a big headband[0:56:52]   like KSI[0:56:54]   she should be wearing a KSI[0:56:56]   Dashiki[0:56:58]   or whatever that is do right[0:57:00]   did you guys see that video of KSI where he[0:57:02]   called someone a Paki and then[0:57:04]   he had to do like a week thing where he went to like[0:57:06]   a Pakistan[0:57:08]   church or whatever and apologized[0:57:10]   I'm sorry for saying Paki I'm sorry for saying Paki[0:57:12]   that was a great video we should watch that[0:57:14]   well let's check this out now this one's gonna[0:57:16]   throw you guys for a loop they're gonna bring up[0:57:18]   Redbar and I'm really happy[0:57:20]   they did this because I think this[0:57:22]   kind of mends the relationship[0:57:24]   between Redbar and this Steeltoe[0:57:26]   now if you're a Redbar listener I'll tell you[0:57:28]   one thing you are not allowed[0:57:30]   I repeat not[0:57:32]   allowed[0:57:34]   to watch Steeltoe even[0:57:36]   as a joke[0:57:38]   you're not allowed to go in his chat leave[0:57:40]   him comments watch a clip[0:57:42]   follow him on Instagram you're not allowed[0:57:44]   if I catch you doing it[0:57:46]   big docs[0:57:48]   we give out your info your credit[0:57:50]   card all that it's been done millions of times[0:57:52]   before so be very careful[0:57:54]   before you even consider[0:57:56]   tuning in[0:57:58]   even if it pops[0:58:00]   up on autoplay you can get in trouble[0:58:02]   from me about that if it accidentally[0:58:04]   pops up so clear your[0:58:06]   cache and make sure you do not[0:58:08]   watch the show it's not[0:58:10]   allowed[0:58:12]   by Redbar but listen to what they say[0:58:14]   that has nothing to do with mending ties with them[0:58:16]   which I'll still do[0:58:18]   because listen to this[0:58:22]   to this[0:58:24]   I've heard enough that I know I don't[0:58:26]   like watching shows that are just about being miserable[0:58:28]   yeah he's a troll[0:58:30]   he does some trolling I agree[0:58:32]   but that's all he does[0:58:34]   they're talking about somebody else doesn't matter who[0:58:36]   they're talking about somebody[0:58:38]   else being a troll[0:58:40]   and then this happens[0:58:42]   he's a troll he does some trolling[0:58:44]   I agree[0:58:46]   that's his whole content[0:58:48]   he doesn't go out on the street he doesn't interact[0:58:50]   so he just literally[0:58:52]   his whole entire universe[0:58:54]   his whole ecosystem relies on[0:58:56]   reacting to other content he's just copying[0:58:58]   Redbar he's just a Redbar copier[0:59:00]   and so it's just like[0:59:02]   he's exactly like Redbar[0:59:04]   how Redbar is to you this guy is to me[0:59:06]   and no one's gonna be better at Redbar than Redbar[0:59:08]   no one's better at Redbar[0:59:10]   Redbar then Redbar[0:59:12]   Alex Stein[0:59:14]   says somebody's copying me but listen to this[0:59:16]   this is where it gets good[0:59:18]   he's just a Redbar copier[0:59:20]   he's exactly like Redbar[0:59:22]   how Redbar is to you this guy is to me[0:59:24]   and no one's gonna be better at Redbar than Redbar[0:59:26]   no[0:59:28]   that is the one level of[0:59:30]   respect that Mike David deserves[0:59:32]   he didn't start that format[0:59:34]   people have been fucking with each other since the internet started[0:59:36]   but he does it the best[0:59:38]   he's the guy who does it the best[0:59:40]   he's the guy who fucks with people the best[0:59:42]   and gathers a following of it the best[0:59:44]   and all these other guys watching them imitate[0:59:46]   I don't like these people[0:59:48]   like Jesse who imitate Redbar[0:59:50]   and are trying to do him[0:59:52]   and don't admit it[0:59:54]   like that's kind of gross to me like when people go[0:59:56]   oh you coup me a clone I'm like yes Anthony had a massive[0:59:58]   influence on me you can probably tell[1:00:00]   just by the way I talk by the way I do my show[1:00:02]   but like a guy like Jesse[1:00:04]   these guys get and there's a million[1:00:06]   of these shows on the internet[1:00:08]   none of them will admit[1:00:10]   that they're just chasing that Mike David[1:00:12]   dragging that's it[1:00:14]   they won't do it and I think that's why[1:00:16]   they don't get big audiences and they don't get[1:00:18]   credibility is because people watch it[1:00:20]   and they go if they're new to it[1:00:22]   they go are you going to address the fact that[1:00:24]   you're just being Redbar or[1:00:26]   and they don't and I think there's a[1:00:28]   dishonesty an inherent dishonesty in that[1:00:30]   this guy wishes he was Redbar[1:00:32]   not even close[1:00:34]   so how come you guys you cannot like someone's[1:00:36]   content[1:00:38]   wishes he was Redbar that means he likes me[1:00:40]   so this was very nice thank you[1:00:42]   and that's from my enemies[1:00:44]   mouths not Stein[1:00:46]   Megamind[1:00:48]   so that that's all you need to hear[1:00:50]   okay and that should validate me all[1:00:52]   throughout the internet forever[1:00:54]   so I love that one that was a good one[1:00:56]   Stein will you introduce me to my hero[1:00:58]   Dave Portnoy please Alex Stein[1:01:00]   I'll do anything for a meeting with Dave[1:01:02]   and I mean anything I love that[1:01:04]   Alex Stein[1:01:06]   love him you want to do a drink to[1:01:08]   celebrate that I got two more Redbar in the[1:01:10]   wilds could you believe it this is making[1:01:12]   us big this is[1:01:14]   making us big welcome to[1:01:16]   Redbar have a drink[1:01:18]   to George Floyd's[1:01:20]   murderer[1:01:32]   Redbar in the wild I think this is[1:01:34]   all we need to do[1:01:36]   just keep getting mentioned on these[1:01:38]   shows and then our lore builds right[1:01:40]   I think[1:01:42]   this is just wonderful we've[1:01:44]   got two more here let's go to[1:01:46]   Luis J. Gomez[1:01:48]   Luis J. Gomez was[1:01:50]   caught on the street[1:01:52]   by a viewer of ours let's see what[1:01:54]   we got here this was actually[1:01:56]   sent to me this morning thank you for[1:01:58]   sending this let's[1:02:00]   check this out it looks like they're in[1:02:02]   front of a little comedy show[1:02:04]   or something like that[1:02:06]   let's see what we got here Luis J.[1:02:08]   Gomez you could kill that music there[1:02:10]   I gotta mess with my headphone for[1:02:12]   about four minutes[1:02:14]   oh god it's getting worse[1:02:16]   okay here we go Luis J.[1:02:18]   Gomez was approached by a fan[1:02:20]   here's what happened[1:02:22]   what's your what's your message for[1:02:24]   your second favorite Jew Mike David[1:02:26]   my second favorite yes after[1:02:28]   Mike David might be my first favorite[1:02:30]   Jew so okay[1:02:32]   well he did start the gas digital right[1:02:34]   you got well he helped me in[1:02:36]   a lot of ways a little brain[1:02:38]   a little picking of the brain he puts my[1:02:40]   brain on pick his brain okay I always[1:02:42]   appreciate the great Mike David[1:02:44]   always appreciate the great Mike[1:02:46]   David he helped me in a lot of[1:02:48]   ways unbelievable[1:02:50]   he did start gas digital[1:02:52]   I don't know what that's about I did not[1:02:54]   start gas digital if I[1:02:56]   did the logos[1:02:58]   would be better[1:03:00]   very nice to hear from Luis I spoke to[1:03:02]   Luis this morning because we caught[1:03:04]   Josh Denny stealing[1:03:06]   one of Luis J. Gomez's[1:03:08]   jokes yeah I think it[1:03:10]   was what was[1:03:12]   Jenna Ortega in[1:03:14]   like four months ago[1:03:16]   Wednesday the Adams family yes[1:03:18]   remember when Wednesday the[1:03:20]   Adams family show came out everybody was[1:03:22]   talking about Jenna Ortega[1:03:24]   which is my favorite taco[1:03:26]   seasoning mix[1:03:30]   blue package you rip that thing open[1:03:32]   60 cents at the grocery you know those[1:03:34]   packets you know those packets[1:03:36]   are very underrated those seasoning[1:03:38]   packets you get it like a meatloaf packet[1:03:40]   all those talk I love a taco packet[1:03:42]   you ever do that you[1:03:44]   get some ground beef in the packet you rip it[1:03:46]   over you pour the water in and you mix it up[1:03:48]   that's a good way to eat[1:03:50]   tacos Ortega[1:03:52]   but when that show came[1:03:54]   out Luis J. Gomez made a comment[1:03:56]   or a tweet somewhere and he said[1:03:58]   if you like Jenna Ortega you're a pedophile[1:04:02]   and this morning Josh[1:04:04]   Denny posts almost word[1:04:06]   for word here we've got[1:04:08]   it next up I texted it to[1:04:10]   you texted it to me look at this[1:04:12]   Josh Denny stealing[1:04:14]   Luis J. Gomez's joke right[1:04:16]   here if you're into[1:04:18]   Jenna Ortega you're a pedophile[1:04:20]   okay[1:04:24]   hey Denny I'm 30 okay[1:04:26]   yeah so[1:04:28]   I texted Luis about this[1:04:30]   and I said hey didn't you make the same[1:04:32]   joke and he said this is[1:04:34]   war[1:04:36]   and I said haha and then we[1:04:38]   talked and talked and talked[1:04:40]   okay we got one[1:04:42]   more red bar in the wild this might be[1:04:44]   when I went to his Twitter to get this tweet he[1:04:46]   just has one from two hours ago that says[1:04:48]   seriously Jack after[1:04:50]   the major fraud allegations[1:04:52]   in March for cash app you[1:04:54]   guys are defrauding customers[1:04:56]   out of direct deposit bonus[1:04:58]   boost who's Jack as a[1:05:00]   shareholder and customer this is high[1:05:02]   concerning like Jack from Twitter[1:05:04]   Jack isn't part of Twitter[1:05:06]   oh he's defrauding[1:05:08]   people now he made up a complaint[1:05:10]   for Jack say that again to me[1:05:12]   real quick he went seriously Jack[1:05:14]   after the major fraud allegations[1:05:16]   in March for cash app you[1:05:18]   guys are defrauding customers out of direct[1:05:20]   deposit bonus boosts[1:05:22]   as a shareholder[1:05:24]   this is how Josh Denny makes his whole living[1:05:26]   off bonus boost and little[1:05:28]   sign ups and all this stuff that whole[1:05:30]   thing was so that he could tell people he's a[1:05:32]   share holder oh yeah you're a[1:05:34]   real investor who did I see as[1:05:36]   oh yeah Mia Pakenaker[1:05:38]   is a shareholder of SpaceX[1:05:40]   and she put that on her Instagram[1:05:42]   you know that girl Pia[1:05:44]   what's her name[1:05:46]   what's her name Pia[1:05:48]   Pia Muhlenbeck[1:05:50]   on her Instagram profile[1:05:52]   it says investor in[1:05:54]   SpaceX[1:05:56]   it's like for how much[1:06:00]   wow we already have a talent[1:06:02]   respond we got a Sam[1:06:04]   talent response that's red bar[1:06:06]   in the wild let's pump up that red bar in the wild[1:06:08]   music let's hear talents response send it over[1:06:10]   Sam talent responds[1:06:12]   can you believe it[1:06:14]   it's the BDG link I just sent[1:06:16]   here we go Sam talent responds[1:06:18]   let me proof[1:06:24]   oh boy[1:06:26]   oh okay Sam talent[1:06:28]   responds somebody I guess[1:06:30]   commented on his Instagram[1:06:32]   or Twitter[1:06:34]   here it is and they said[1:06:36]   you really messed up man[1:06:38]   I've never seen Mike so angry[1:06:40]   really wish you could have done better[1:06:42]   and Sam talent says[1:06:44]   Mike?[1:06:48]   let's keep this going this is perfect[1:06:50]   scare[1:06:52]   Sam talent[1:06:54]   the theme of today's show[1:06:56]   the top scare will win a second copy[1:06:58]   of weird[1:07:00]   the weird Al[1:07:02]   biopic which is[1:07:04]   seriously I'm not joking about it being the[1:07:06]   best movie I've ever seen[1:07:08]   has anyone else seen it did anyone else see it[1:07:10]   one guy chimed in[1:07:12]   to say that he thought it was bad and you[1:07:14]   whoa you don't get comedy[1:07:16]   that's for sure you know nothing[1:07:18]   about comedy let me guess you thought[1:07:20]   the best red bars watching sticker was[1:07:22]   one where a guy put sunglasses and[1:07:24]   Ray-Ban's logo on it[1:07:26]   I don't wear Ray-Bans bro[1:07:30]   I'd like to they got some nice[1:07:32]   styles nice shapes it's a shame[1:07:34]   it says Ray-Ban[1:07:36]   we've got one more red bar[1:07:38]   in the wild do people like red bar in the wild[1:07:40]   what do people think about this do you guys like[1:07:42]   red bar in the wild or is this something[1:07:44]   only I like they seem to[1:07:46]   like it I would like that because I was watching[1:07:48]   the show this is all I'd want it to be about[1:07:50]   all right this next one is might be one of my[1:07:52]   favorites from this week[1:07:54]   and it's my[1:07:56]   a lot of[1:07:58]   people saying it was terrible[1:08:00]   it was bad Al[1:08:02]   was pretty great one guy said[1:08:04]   I can't believe they said it was terrible[1:08:06]   me neither and I'm not[1:08:08]   joking I bet people think I'm joking[1:08:10]   if you thought that was terrible keep[1:08:12]   it to yourself because now you're[1:08:14]   creating an odd with me you wear it odd[1:08:16]   someone says Al[1:08:18]   literally do anything for that movie[1:08:20]   I will[1:08:22]   here you go you're getting it right now you're getting it[1:08:24]   right now we're giving away a thousand free copies[1:08:26]   of Al today[1:08:28]   anyone who wants a copy of Al how[1:08:30]   about this if you're listening at home right now[1:08:32]   in the future[1:08:34]   and you couldn't catch this live and you[1:08:36]   want a copy of Al do not email me[1:08:38]   but hope for[1:08:40]   it and I[1:08:42]   will see now I want to take that back[1:08:44]   I'd give you the free copy of[1:08:46]   Al I just can't do all the emails[1:08:48]   I'd be doing that a hundred times copy paste[1:08:50]   copy paste copy paste[1:08:52]   speaking of email wait let's do this red[1:08:54]   bar in the wild then I'll talk about emails this is my[1:08:56]   favorite one of the week and it comes[1:08:58]   from my[1:09:00]   biggest enemy[1:09:02]   Anthony C.[1:09:04]   Kumiar[1:09:06]   Count Kumiar[1:09:08]   this one was great and it[1:09:10]   happened on Anthony's live[1:09:12]   show this is a great place to do red[1:09:14]   bar in the wild is on[1:09:16]   these guys's Instagram lives[1:09:18]   or on their live shows[1:09:20]   or on their show if you could get us[1:09:22]   mentioned on someone[1:09:24]   else's show in any[1:09:26]   way shape or form you'll[1:09:28]   win a copy of weird no you[1:09:30]   know what I think if you're how about this[1:09:32]   if your red bar in the wild[1:09:34]   makes it on the show[1:09:36]   you[1:09:38]   get a hundred dollar gift card to the store[1:09:40]   new items coming[1:09:42]   soon how about that it's on the show[1:09:44]   hundred dollar gift card they probably won't use it[1:09:46]   that's[1:09:48]   how much it's worth to me so you'll get[1:09:50]   a hundred dollar gift card for the[1:09:52]   red bar store if it makes it[1:09:54]   on the air okay[1:09:56]   void where prohibited and these[1:09:58]   guys don't count[1:10:00]   this one's good it's from Ronnie Malone[1:10:02]   red bar in the wild[1:10:04]   on Anthony Kumiar's main[1:10:06]   show let me queue this[1:10:08]   up here and it comes from a caller[1:10:10]   who mentions us[1:10:12]   and[1:10:14]   got a little rocky here and this one's[1:10:16]   really great okay you could kill the music there[1:10:18]   I'll pump this back up[1:10:20]   kill them why does it[1:10:22]   take so long to kill why does it[1:10:24]   take so long to kill okay[1:10:26]   it's a very long time[1:10:30]   this is why Crowder[1:10:32]   by the way[1:10:34]   like every wife out there has been[1:10:36]   a little bit better this past[1:10:38]   two weeks haven't they[1:10:40]   every wife after seeing that tape[1:10:42]   my wife has been[1:10:44]   way nicer to me after[1:10:46]   seeing that Crowder thing it's like[1:10:48]   they know what could happen we know how good[1:10:50]   we got it and we know what could happen[1:10:52]   so here is[1:10:54]   Kumiar[1:10:56]   aka Liz[1:10:58]   remember we used to call him Liz[1:11:00]   because he looks like a lizard[1:11:02]   I think that's a perfect name for him I'm having a[1:11:04]   hard ass time with these you know what I think happened with the[1:11:06]   headphones this time[1:11:08]   the little foam inserts what you do is[1:11:10]   you squeeze them you put the[1:11:12]   headphone in your ear and then the foam goes[1:11:14]   and creates a seal[1:11:16]   I think that they're just beat[1:11:18]   and they're not foaming up[1:11:20]   big enough anymore[1:11:22]   this is a real problem[1:11:24]   okay we'll get you some new foamies[1:11:26]   so here's Anthony[1:11:28]   she Kumiar drinking his Budweiser[1:11:30]   which is[1:11:32]   you know that's very suspect[1:11:34]   right Budweiser we're all against that[1:11:36]   there are guys out there like someone[1:11:38]   will post this clip of Kumiar on Twitter or something[1:11:40]   just any clip of Kumiar and then like three[1:11:42]   of the replies will be like he's still drinking[1:11:44]   that Budweiser[1:11:46]   it's fucked up[1:11:48]   people are actually[1:11:50]   stopping drinking the beer[1:11:52]   because they did a cross promo[1:11:54]   with the[1:11:56]   Kyle Rittenhouse or something[1:11:58]   alright here he is[1:12:00]   Anthony Kumiar let's take a look at his hair[1:12:02]   looking very burnt[1:12:04]   he burned it on the[1:12:06]   stove[1:12:08]   I mean if a lizard could grow[1:12:10]   hair it would be that[1:12:12]   this looks like if a lizard grew some[1:12:14]   hair and then it got real hot[1:12:16]   ten degrees hotter than usual in[1:12:18]   Orlando and it[1:12:20]   fried you ever[1:12:22]   happened upon a fried lizard we had[1:12:24]   one remember when I killed that lizard[1:12:26]   we came back the next day and it was[1:12:28]   fried like they dry up[1:12:30]   real fast that's what Kumiar's at[1:12:32]   he was a chip no I gotta ask you something[1:12:34]   guys Kumiar[1:12:36]   didn't Kumiar start taking[1:12:38]   testosterone like a year or two ago[1:12:40]   and he was getting like more jacked[1:12:42]   right I think he did yeah[1:12:44]   but now it looks like he's slimmed[1:12:46]   back down his arms are very thin[1:12:48]   so what I'm asking is[1:12:50]   did he take testosterone and then[1:12:52]   go fuck it I'll work out[1:12:54]   and then he started doing some of these[1:12:56]   but then he got bored of the working[1:12:58]   out and stopped doing it now[1:13:00]   or did he get off the tee[1:13:02]   because it was making him too much of a lunatic or something[1:13:04]   I need to know[1:13:06]   for my own[1:13:08]   personal research alright here's Kumiar[1:13:10]   he's getting a call[1:13:12]   sir I don't think Crowder's ever[1:13:14]   had to put a rat collar on the trunk line[1:13:16]   in the hot attic and it shows[1:13:18]   mmm aww there's an[1:13:20]   HVAC guy if I ever heard one[1:13:22]   no maintenance guy[1:13:24]   but Redbar posted that Mr. Callen was live tweeting[1:13:32]   so the caller[1:13:34]   starts going Redbar posted[1:13:36]   and Kumiar starts getting very[1:13:38]   look at his face now is he talking about your comment[1:13:40]   on Crowder's Instagram[1:13:42]   no I think he's talking about[1:13:44]   a couple shows ago we played[1:13:46]   Callen Brian Callen on the show[1:13:48]   with getting yelled at by Crowder[1:13:50]   so the minute Kumiar hears[1:13:52]   Redbar he starts getting[1:13:54]   very concerned and[1:13:56]   worried I'll back this up for you now[1:13:58]   that you know that it's coming and watch[1:14:00]   this maintenance guy[1:14:02]   Redbar posted that Mr. Callen was live tweeting[1:14:08]   before a show and got scolded[1:14:10]   by Mr. Crowder[1:14:12]   and Brian put it up on his[1:14:14]   Instagram live[1:14:16]   but Redbar covered it and there's a[1:14:18]   clip on his YouTube page[1:14:20]   oh good[1:14:22]   how much of a fan[1:14:24]   can you be when I mean that's fine[1:14:26]   you want to talk about it and that's good[1:14:28]   I don't mind anyone talking about[1:14:30]   anything they want to on the show[1:14:32]   but you have to know were you trying to get a little[1:14:34]   plug in for Redbar[1:14:36]   no sir I just[1:14:38]   I heard about it[1:14:40]   and I looked it up and saw on YouTube[1:14:42]   a little bit maybe a little bit[1:14:44]   no I don't[1:14:46]   he shits on everybody I like[1:14:48]   he doesn't like Dave Smith I'm a huge fan of Dave Smith[1:14:50]   I just saw Dave Smith's[1:14:52]   Rogan interview[1:14:54]   okay so this was[1:14:56]   phenomenal thank you whoever[1:14:58]   called in I think that's Link's[1:15:00]   dad from Dispatches of Myrtle Beach[1:15:02]   yes that could be Link's[1:15:04]   father yeah okay[1:15:06]   let's see how this happens let's break this down[1:15:08]   here Mr. Callen[1:15:10]   was live tweeting[1:15:12]   before a show and got scolded by[1:15:14]   Mr. Crowder[1:15:16]   and Brian put it up on his[1:15:18]   Instagram live but Redbar[1:15:20]   covered it and there's a clip on his[1:15:22]   so[1:15:24]   instantly like okay[1:15:26]   so imagine if somebody like[1:15:28]   was talking to me and they were like yeah on Kumi[1:15:30]   or something I wouldn't go[1:15:32]   okay so this is a big set up[1:15:34]   oh okay Kumiya alright so this is[1:15:36]   a troll[1:15:38]   no we could still you know what I mean[1:15:40]   why would you[1:15:42]   people can't watch Redbar[1:15:44]   and you it's gotta be[1:15:46]   so he knows[1:15:48]   that if you watch Redbar you most likely[1:15:50]   hate Kumiya[1:15:52]   I'm doing a good job[1:15:54]   people love Kumiya around here[1:15:56]   Kumiya's demand bro[1:15:58]   I mean[1:16:00]   Kumiya does something cool everyone's like Kumiya[1:16:02]   you're wrong Kumiya's actually cool[1:16:04]   Kumiya's the king you're wrong[1:16:06]   look at his face and he turns to the booth as if they're gonna say[1:16:08]   them it's just two retards covered in duct tape[1:16:10]   back there let's see what he does[1:16:12]   YouTube page oh good[1:16:16]   how much of a fan could you be[1:16:18]   I mean that's how much of a fan could you be[1:16:20]   if you watch Redbar that's what he was gonna say[1:16:22]   how much of a fan of[1:16:24]   him isn't that what he's saying[1:16:26]   how much of a fan could you be[1:16:28]   if you watch Redbar is that what he was about to say[1:16:30]   you think? maybe[1:16:32]   let's see that again[1:16:34]   at first I thought he was saying how much of a fan[1:16:36]   can you be insinuating[1:16:38]   that you're a fan[1:16:40]   of Callen and Crowder because you're watching[1:16:42]   because then after he changed[1:16:44]   it to oh you can watch whatever you want[1:16:46]   nah I don't know[1:16:48]   no I think he's saying[1:16:50]   cause the guy on the phone is saying he's a fan of Kumiya[1:16:52]   and Kumiya's now saying[1:16:54]   how much of a fan can you be if you watch Redbar[1:16:56]   so that's how deep[1:16:58]   this goes yes[1:17:00]   he's not happy[1:17:02]   yes sir I don't think Crowder's ever had[1:17:04]   to put a rat collar on the trunk line[1:17:06]   in the hot attic and it shows[1:17:08]   oh there's an HVAC guy[1:17:10]   if I ever heard one[1:17:12]   nah maintenance guy[1:17:14]   but Redbar posted[1:17:16]   that Mr. Callen[1:17:18]   was live tweeting[1:17:20]   before a show and got scolded[1:17:22]   by Mr. Crowder[1:17:24]   and Brian put it up[1:17:26]   on his Instagram live[1:17:28]   but Redbar covered it[1:17:30]   and there's a clip on his YouTube page[1:17:32]   oh good[1:17:34]   what's the problem[1:17:36]   how much of a fan can you be[1:17:38]   I mean that's fine you want to talk about it[1:17:40]   and that's good I don't mind anyone[1:17:42]   talking about anything they want to on the show[1:17:44]   but you have to know were you trying to get[1:17:46]   a little plug in for Redbar[1:17:48]   no sir I don't[1:17:50]   do you consider this to be a plug[1:17:52]   some muffled sound[1:17:54]   over the phone that says[1:17:56]   no[1:17:58]   that's bizarre so we're really[1:18:00]   we really hurt[1:18:02]   Kumiya[1:18:04]   I feel bad nah I should write him a letter[1:18:06]   dear Kumiya[1:18:08]   dear Kumiya[1:18:10]   we should start sending him stuff[1:18:12]   I just[1:18:14]   I heard about it and I looked it up[1:18:16]   and saw on YouTube[1:18:18]   maybe a little bit[1:18:20]   he shifts on everybody[1:18:22]   he doesn't like Dave Smith[1:18:24]   I'm a huge fan of Dave Smith[1:18:26]   I just saw Dave Smith's[1:18:28]   we cannot stand[1:18:30]   Dave Smith[1:18:32]   Dave Smith needs to go[1:18:34]   down[1:18:36]   I fell asleep to him last night and it was nasty[1:18:38]   so what a good one you can throw that music[1:18:40]   back on what a good one and[1:18:42]   that concludes this weeks[1:18:44]   Redbar and the Wild[1:18:46]   what was that 6 people[1:18:48]   send in your Redbars[1:18:50]   in the wild[1:18:52]   it's better if you just send them to me directly[1:18:54]   mike at redbarradio.net[1:18:56]   rather than post them on the[1:18:58]   bring back group because then it[1:19:00]   spoils it for so many people[1:19:02]   so send them to me and then we'll save them[1:19:04]   for the show it's much more[1:19:06]   exciting when you're seeing it for the first time[1:19:08]   thank you to all the contributors this week[1:19:10]   Redbar and the Wild[1:19:12]   my favorite new segment thank you so much[1:19:14]   thank you thank you thank you[1:19:16]   one more tiny sip[1:19:18]   now there's a new Crowder article that has[1:19:20]   just come out[1:19:22]   like just since the show[1:19:24]   started[1:19:26]   you want to talk about that I don't know how much[1:19:28]   of the Crowder so everyone's probably seen[1:19:30]   everything yes of course I think everybody[1:19:32]   knows you know but[1:19:34]   you know what's strange I'll still get[1:19:36]   guys like even this morning I got[1:19:38]   guys sending me the Crowder stuff[1:19:40]   going mike you're not going to believe it Crowder's getting[1:19:42]   divorced and there's this fight[1:19:44]   you know[1:19:46]   and we can believe it we know[1:19:48]   but that's what I always you know[1:19:50]   all these other shows I watch so many podcasts[1:19:52]   I watch every podcast[1:19:54]   and they can't bring up[1:19:56]   a story without starting[1:19:58]   from scratch and telling you the[1:20:00]   whole story[1:20:02]   telling you everything you already know[1:20:04]   I figure you guys[1:20:06]   especially you know it's been out for[1:20:08]   a week doesn't everybody know[1:20:10]   you know like okay how about this[1:20:12]   press two if you have no idea[1:20:14]   what's been happening with Crowder[1:20:16]   this week if you haven't seen the[1:20:18]   tape yeah you haven't seen the[1:20:20]   tape the fight tape we can save you some[1:20:22]   time because you know I just[1:20:24]   don't like doing that I can't say anything Ethan[1:20:26]   Klein did an hour on[1:20:28]   Crowder but I had a guy on Instagram[1:20:30]   message me this morning or[1:20:32]   a comment this morning goes Mike please[1:20:34]   do a whole episode on the Crowder stuff[1:20:36]   and it's like I don't think you even want that[1:20:38]   that's not what you really[1:20:40]   want you just want to hear maybe[1:20:42]   press one if you haven't seen any of the[1:20:44]   tapes or anything and then two[1:20:46]   if you oh you said two I think I said[1:20:48]   two already press two if you[1:20:50]   haven't seen the tape and one if you[1:20:52]   have yes let's do[1:20:54]   that little test[1:20:56]   go over it Mike yeah we're gonna[1:20:58]   go over it people like hearing[1:21:00]   uh things gone over not me[1:21:02]   not me I like[1:21:04]   insinuating everybody knows what I know[1:21:06]   and then just give you[1:21:08]   the new stuff I mean we could watch the tape just it's short[1:21:10]   we could yeah I love the tape I mean I've seen the tape[1:21:12]   you know I've seen[1:21:14]   the tape 50 times yeah[1:21:16]   about 50 times I've examined the tape I love[1:21:18]   the tape it's one of my favorite tapes[1:21:20]   uh for those of you who don't know[1:21:22]   of course you know[1:21:24]   Crowder uh had a secret[1:21:26]   divorce okay[1:21:28]   family values man[1:21:30]   Mr. Christianity[1:21:32]   uh he's got a lot of rules[1:21:34]   for how you're supposed to[1:21:36]   be a great husband be a great[1:21:38]   father and how long was it[1:21:40]   after they had the twins[1:21:42]   that they filed for divorce[1:21:44]   Jules months couple months[1:21:46]   two months after two months after[1:21:48]   his wife has twins[1:21:50]   she files for divorce[1:21:52]   against Stephen S.[1:21:54]   Crowder the news comes[1:21:56]   out everybody's shocked everybody's[1:21:58]   appalled should[1:22:00]   we show you uh let's quickly[1:22:02]   show I put it all in[1:22:04]   next up so you can pick some people are saying[1:22:06]   that they were waiting for you to watch it[1:22:08]   okay really quickly well quickly[1:22:10]   I'll make it very enjoyable[1:22:12]   how about that[1:22:14]   we won't waste your time[1:22:16]   cheers[1:22:18]   some Hanukkah gold[1:22:20]   have one with me do not get too[1:22:22]   sloppy here okay[1:22:24]   I'm talking to the people at home[1:22:26]   don't get too sloppy you won't be able to pay attention[1:22:28]   to the intricacies[1:22:30]   of the show thank you[1:22:32]   you're gonna miss something you can't miss anything here[1:22:34]   here you go[1:22:36]   have a[1:22:38]   have a[1:22:40]   you need to take a chance[1:22:42]   after that what the fuck[1:22:44]   yes[1:22:46]   okay so let's start here[1:22:48]   okay[1:22:50]   um[1:22:52]   Crowder's first divorce[1:22:54]   announcement yeah that's what I wanted to see first[1:22:56]   so here he was[1:22:58]   and the news gets leaked[1:23:00]   about his divorce[1:23:02]   obviously everybody's asking about it[1:23:04]   and this comes after a series[1:23:06]   of unfortunate events for[1:23:08]   Steven S. Crowder[1:23:10]   now of course if you go to[1:23:12]   here's what you can do go to our[1:23:14]   website if you want to see the history of[1:23:16]   us versus Crowder[1:23:18]   you can go to our website at[1:23:20]   redbarradio.net just type in[1:23:22]   Crowder[1:23:24]   you'll get episodes dating back to[1:23:26]   2016[1:23:28]   of us covering[1:23:30]   Crowder we've always been suspicious[1:23:32]   of him[1:23:34]   and his Adderall addiction[1:23:36]   which I think is a big part of this[1:23:38]   um[1:23:40]   but like I said I started talking about Crowder[1:23:42]   during the time when I first met[1:23:44]   Gavin McInnes so whatever year[1:23:46]   that was probably 2016 right[1:23:48]   2016 2017[1:23:50]   so it's been a very long[1:23:52]   time and you can see the history there[1:23:54]   you can even go on YouTube type in[1:23:56]   Redbar Crowder and see some[1:23:58]   of our best of's[1:24:00]   so and again this[1:24:02]   is not political[1:24:04]   none of this is political[1:24:06]   we hate Crowder for the person he[1:24:08]   is okay nothing more nothing[1:24:10]   less so[1:24:12]   Crowder's been having a tough time he had[1:24:14]   he was let go from the Blaze[1:24:16]   the Blaze TV please delete[1:24:18]   the app if you still have the Blaze[1:24:20]   app that's insane to[1:24:22]   have and then he got offered[1:24:24]   this contract from the Daily Wire[1:24:26]   remember and he refused to take it[1:24:28]   and he exposed them the 50[1:24:30]   million dollar contract and[1:24:32]   uh yeah[1:24:34]   you know he created an enemy within[1:24:36]   the Daily Wire a company[1:24:38]   I don't think you really want to be at odds[1:24:40]   with Candace Owens[1:24:42]   Candace Owens is their[1:24:44]   attack dog of course and if[1:24:46]   anybody has ever watched Candace Owens's[1:24:48]   show you know she's hired for[1:24:50]   a very specific purpose on[1:24:52]   the Daily Wire to have a[1:24:54]   spooko[1:24:56]   nakuta[1:24:58]   ee ee[1:25:00]   I only say that because she looks like a monkey[1:25:02]   which isn't racist if you[1:25:04]   actually look like a monkey it can't be[1:25:06]   racist but she's a very beautiful[1:25:08]   beautiful monkey[1:25:10]   probably the best looking[1:25:12]   I don't know if you could call black people[1:25:14]   monkeys I don't[1:25:16]   Candace if you're listening to this I[1:25:18]   get referred to as a chimp all[1:25:20]   the time I am a monkey too[1:25:24]   and um you know[1:25:26]   your skin is beautiful[1:25:28]   beautiful beautiful skin but she was hired for a very[1:25:30]   specific reason she will do[1:25:32]   all their dirty work at the Daily Wire[1:25:34]   you know the other guys kind of look[1:25:36]   professional Michael Knowles[1:25:38]   is there to keep[1:25:40]   everybody happy he's the nice guy[1:25:42]   he's the good cop you've got[1:25:44]   the leader of course Ben[1:25:46]   Shapiro the Jewish guy[1:25:48]   okay so they can't hate Jews he's Jewish[1:25:50]   then you've got[1:25:52]   Candace Owens the black woman they can't[1:25:54]   hate blacks she's black[1:25:56]   and then of course you've got the lawyer[1:25:58]   who is now in the mix[1:26:00]   of the entertainment stuff the lawyer[1:26:02]   guy is also[1:26:04]   entertaining people right[1:26:06]   the CEO lawyer dude[1:26:08]   I don't know uh[1:26:10]   but the Daily Wire is very very very[1:26:12]   dark scary[1:26:14]   manipulative[1:26:16]   deceitful place[1:26:18]   I hope you're not watching the programming[1:26:20]   except for Michael Knowles and Candace Owens[1:26:22]   Candace Owens Michael[1:26:24]   Knowles' show is phenomenal[1:26:26]   we actually found out there's another[1:26:28]   show that they all do together[1:26:30]   called Backstage[1:26:32]   the Backstage show can you get me a clip[1:26:34]   of that the Backstage[1:26:36]   show there's got to be a clip on YouTube[1:26:38]   they have all their hosts[1:26:40]   get together in one room[1:26:42]   and it really[1:26:44]   is I mean it's your classic like[1:26:46]   congregation[1:26:48]   of villains you know from like[1:26:50]   Austin Powers when all the villains get[1:26:52]   together let's see here you[1:26:54]   go wait till you see what Backstage[1:26:56]   looks like it's got[1:26:58]   all the guys and this really scared me I[1:27:00]   just learned about Backstage[1:27:02]   could kill them[1:27:04]   here we go Backstage featuring[1:27:06]   Ben Shapiro[1:27:08]   Michael Knowles[1:27:10]   Andrew[1:27:12]   Clavitt I don't know Matt[1:27:14]   oh yes Matt Walsh[1:27:16]   Jeremy Boring[1:27:18]   watch this oh is Candace[1:27:20]   not here today on this one[1:27:22]   oh man[1:27:24]   you got me the worst Backstage[1:27:26]   fake laugh in three[1:27:28]   this one does not feature Candace[1:27:30]   I got one with Candace sorry about that[1:27:32]   I thought she was in all of them[1:27:34]   this one is[1:27:36]   you know what they're doing over there[1:27:38]   really really what they're doing[1:27:40]   over there is really bizarre[1:27:42]   you know and they want to take on the mainstream[1:27:44]   God knows what kind of crooked[1:27:46]   mischievous[1:27:48]   evil[1:27:50]   stuff is going on on this Backstage[1:27:52]   watch this you're going to love it[1:28:00]   Matt Walsh[1:28:04]   Daily Wires Backstage[1:28:06]   State of the Union[1:28:08]   fake laugh I don't know what that's about[1:28:12]   watch this whoa[1:28:14]   look at this scene[1:28:16]   Matt Walsh Michael[1:28:18]   Knowles that's that[1:28:20]   leader I was talking about I don't know who this guy[1:28:22]   is the CEO[1:28:24]   the CEO who's also[1:28:26]   involved in the programming now[1:28:28]   Candace Owens[1:28:30]   Ben Shapiro and forgive[1:28:32]   me I don't know this guy's name but of course[1:28:34]   he's got to be bad[1:28:36]   and this is what they do they sit around and they[1:28:38]   talk about all this horrific stuff[1:28:40]   my fellow Americans welcome[1:28:42]   to the Daily Wire Backstage[1:28:44]   I am Jeremy Boren I'm joined[1:28:46]   by Candace Owens[1:28:50]   look at what are they doing[1:28:56]   what are they doing[1:28:58]   Ben Shapiro[1:29:00]   this[1:29:02]   is great[1:29:04]   I got to just watch this[1:29:06]   opening[1:29:08]   Andrew Clavin[1:29:10]   he's got a cigar[1:29:14]   okay you don't got to stand[1:29:16]   Matt Walsh[1:29:20]   how have they[1:29:22]   oh there's no how have they not[1:29:24]   Matt Walsh[1:29:26]   how has he not been[1:29:28]   torn to shreds by trannies[1:29:30]   yet you know like can't you[1:29:32]   imagine Matt Walsh go whoa I'm getting[1:29:34]   like sucked down as the trannies[1:29:36]   whip his skin from his body[1:29:38]   he's definitely got to die that[1:29:40]   way right how has nobody[1:29:42]   killed Matt Walsh yet[1:29:44]   I mean really[1:29:46]   if anyone deserves to die on[1:29:48]   the planet it's him right[1:29:50]   can you imagine him hearing this[1:29:52]   if anyone deserves to die it should be me[1:29:54]   can you believe it yes we[1:29:56]   all believe it I can't believe you're still alive[1:29:58]   I really can't[1:30:02]   Michael Knowles[1:30:04]   and Michael Knowles[1:30:06]   come on[1:30:08]   are you kidding[1:30:10]   me that better be a bet[1:30:12]   this is going to be[1:30:14]   basically what you're getting from us[1:30:16]   this guy's got a key around[1:30:18]   his neck imagine[1:30:20]   what's in that safe[1:30:22]   so yeah[1:30:24]   this is their backstage show[1:30:26]   Michael Knowles is[1:30:28]   phenomenal at his job[1:30:30]   in fact I just[1:30:32]   somebody just commented on one of my[1:30:34]   Instagram comments from 12 weeks ago[1:30:36]   I left a comment[1:30:38]   from Michael Knowles saying you're the[1:30:40]   best you're the Crowder[1:30:42]   the world needs[1:30:44]   and I said this 12 weeks ago[1:30:46]   I said Michael you guys[1:30:48]   Daily Wire should team up[1:30:50]   and go after Crowder[1:30:52]   and take him down[1:30:54]   and then you[1:30:56]   become the next Crowder[1:30:58]   I got a bunch of likes but just yesterday[1:31:00]   somebody bumped that comment from me[1:31:02]   checking my notifications and[1:31:04]   somebody said this aged[1:31:06]   well which I always[1:31:08]   thought was a sarcastic thing to say[1:31:10]   but people[1:31:12]   say that and I'm telling you[1:31:14]   those people are wrong if you say[1:31:16]   this aged well it means you're going this[1:31:18]   aged well not[1:31:20]   but people are[1:31:22]   so stupid out there that[1:31:24]   when they're being sincere and they're going this aged well[1:31:26]   you can't say that[1:31:28]   that's like saying[1:31:30]   fair enough[1:31:32]   that's also not a positive thing to say[1:31:34]   that's a negative sarcastic[1:31:36]   thing so I'll be like[1:31:38]   hey man what's going on I'll be like[1:31:40]   I was really sick that's why I couldn't do[1:31:42]   this thing they're like fair enough[1:31:44]   fair enough[1:31:46]   so you're like you don't believe me[1:31:48]   that's how I[1:31:50]   take it fair enough is a rude[1:31:52]   thing to say take that out of your[1:31:54]   vocabulary that's fair enough[1:31:56]   fair enough[1:31:58]   oh but not[1:32:00]   really though you're still like[1:32:02]   oh my god[1:32:04]   we got a big 747 flying[1:32:06]   Jules and I just bought our[1:32:08]   own plane[1:32:10]   by the way finally[1:32:12]   it's got a dated interior[1:32:14]   if you know[1:32:16]   what show that's from you win six[1:32:18]   bucks alright so this is the[1:32:20]   crew and again you guys are[1:32:22]   not allowed to actually like[1:32:24]   Matt Walsh you're allowed to like Michael Knowles[1:32:26]   Matt Walsh is a straight up demon[1:32:28]   now Candace Owens[1:32:30]   I used to hate her so much because she[1:32:32]   took advantage of Kenya West but now I[1:32:34]   kind of like her because she's[1:32:36]   going after Crowder she's going after Crowder[1:32:38]   full time what are you gonna do you have to go with the flow[1:32:40]   man they're so nasty[1:32:42]   and diabolical[1:32:44]   the way that they do it so[1:32:48]   so yeah they have the[1:32:50]   daily wire situation[1:32:52]   that was Crowder's first blunder remember he went[1:32:54]   on Timcast and it was two hours of[1:32:56]   rambling with no answers[1:32:58]   and Crowder did his manipulative[1:33:00]   adderall driven[1:33:02]   spin dance[1:33:04]   where he just says a lot[1:33:06]   of stuff but there's nothing ever being said[1:33:08]   that's what his show is like[1:33:10]   if you've ever tried to watch a full episode of[1:33:12]   Crowder's show and you can't follow[1:33:14]   you[1:33:16]   know and it's not like succession where[1:33:18]   you can't follow it for 35 minutes but then[1:33:20]   all of a sudden you still understand[1:33:22]   this big plop point and you love it[1:33:24]   I can't understand[1:33:26]   anything that's going on in succession but[1:33:28]   every 20 minutes there's something[1:33:30]   I can't pay[1:33:32]   that's way too complex for me[1:33:34]   and that's what Crowder's show is like[1:33:36]   Crowder's show is like that but with no[1:33:38]   good stuff okay[1:33:42]   I mean following succession it's like[1:33:44]   trying to follow a different language that you don't[1:33:46]   know I don't know how they even come up with[1:33:48]   that that's way too hard[1:33:50]   I watch this show like this[1:33:52]   you're not a business[1:33:54]   guy I guess[1:33:56]   I'm a business guy[1:33:58]   okay[1:34:00]   and so when you see[1:34:02]   adorable ass Knowles[1:34:04]   mean ass Candace how are you supposed to[1:34:06]   take Crowder's side obviously even before[1:34:08]   all this beating stuff when they had their little[1:34:10]   thing it's like you're never taking[1:34:12]   Crowder's side so you have to start liking them[1:34:14]   now so this was great so Crowder had[1:34:16]   the daily wire incident it was a big calamity[1:34:18]   and then weeks later[1:34:20]   months maybe a month he had[1:34:22]   the Dave Landau situation[1:34:24]   in which Dave Landau comes[1:34:26]   out on Michael Malice we saw[1:34:28]   this he exposes him[1:34:30]   and we learn a lot about Crowder we learn[1:34:32]   a lot of stuff that we hoped[1:34:34]   was true you know the[1:34:36]   short temper that he's[1:34:38]   you know abusive to people he's got the button[1:34:40]   people love the button I got a million[1:34:42]   buttons look at all the fucking buttons in this[1:34:44]   place Ethan[1:34:46]   Klein Ethan J Klein[1:34:48]   who has a dump button[1:34:50]   on his desk[1:34:52]   was going over this[1:34:54]   and they're like he has a button Crowder has a button[1:34:56]   that puts on a light so[1:34:58]   Dave Landau knows when to stop talking he's like[1:35:00]   that's like a lot of[1:35:02]   weird engineering[1:35:04]   like a button on your desk that like[1:35:06]   makes a like a like how did they even[1:35:08]   meanwhile this guy's[1:35:10]   covered in but I mean what do you mean it's a button that[1:35:12]   makes a it's called a light switch[1:35:14]   it's literally[1:35:16]   just a light switch people like to think[1:35:18]   like having a button on your desk[1:35:20]   means that the James Bond guys[1:35:22]   made it for you Mike has a button[1:35:24]   that starts playing weird the[1:35:26]   Al Yankovic story on every TV[1:35:28]   cut to the TV shot watch this button[1:35:32]   button on the desk so I'm[1:35:34]   basically Crowder look at that[1:35:36]   I got more buttons you wouldn't believe[1:35:38]   how many buttons I have in this[1:35:40]   place thousands and[1:35:42]   thousands wait wait you got[1:35:44]   a shot I can't see there there oh[1:35:46]   no[1:35:48]   that shot was not color matched[1:35:50]   we got to edit that out[1:35:52]   of the podcast my close-up shot[1:35:54]   is the lots not taking[1:35:56]   so don't use lots on your[1:35:58]   podcast that's stealing from Red Bar[1:36:00]   okay so uh but then[1:36:02]   the Crowder divorce comes out right then we hear[1:36:04]   he's divorced so you got the three in a row you got the[1:36:06]   daily wire[1:36:08]   catastrophe the Dave Landau[1:36:10]   catastrophe and now the secret[1:36:12]   to force catastrophe[1:36:14]   so we can't wait to hear what[1:36:16]   Crowder says so here is a couple[1:36:18]   weeks ago right or when's this[1:36:20]   from this is from seven days ago oh wow[1:36:22]   this is all happened fast seven days[1:36:24]   ago this is before the abuse tape[1:36:26]   Crowder has to come on a show[1:36:28]   and he's got to address you know in[1:36:30]   his comments by the way[1:36:32]   since the Dave Landau[1:36:34]   expose on Michael Malice[1:36:36]   every comment what the fuck[1:36:38]   man why did you do this to Dave[1:36:40]   the co-host effect I[1:36:42]   taught you about this a long time ago[1:36:44]   you could have the worst co-host[1:36:46]   in the world and there's a large[1:36:48]   section of your audience that thinks[1:36:50]   they like the co-host[1:36:52]   almost more than they like[1:36:54]   you it's a psychosis[1:36:56]   when we used to have co-hosts[1:36:58]   on the show people[1:37:00]   would get so mad if you treated[1:37:02]   the co-host poorly and I would[1:37:04]   always tell them guys you are[1:37:06]   not here for the co-host I[1:37:08]   promise the co-host is shit[1:37:10]   that's why we treat them like[1:37:12]   shit co-hosts[1:37:14]   are terrible and they[1:37:16]   want all the money they don't want to do nothing[1:37:18]   Dave Landau's terrible you[1:37:20]   got to get this through your mind Dave Landau[1:37:22]   is terrible okay[1:37:24]   so Crowder hates him[1:37:26]   so when Crowder treats Landau[1:37:28]   poorly all these people on the[1:37:30]   internet and you see this every time get[1:37:32]   really mad you know[1:37:34]   and you would think you would think that[1:37:36]   okay if you love Steven[1:37:38]   Crowder enough to join his mug club[1:37:40]   follow all his beliefs I mean that's like crazy[1:37:42]   right to love Steven Crowder[1:37:44]   if you love Steven Crowder and he[1:37:46]   hates Landau[1:37:48]   shouldn't you trust that[1:37:50]   Steven Crowder the reason you're here[1:37:52]   might have a good reason[1:37:54]   to hate Landau they never[1:37:56]   do they always assume[1:37:58]   the worst and they always take the co-host[1:38:00]   side it should never happen but it[1:38:02]   did and in every one of Crowder's[1:38:04]   comments it was how do you how dare you[1:38:06]   treat Dave like this we got it and we need an explanation[1:38:08]   and yes[1:38:10]   that's valid because[1:38:12]   Crowder just never mentioned Dave Landau[1:38:14]   Dave Landau was let go from the show[1:38:16]   Crowder didn't say boo[1:38:18]   just keeps doing the show as normal[1:38:20]   as if it's funny but yes they built a connection[1:38:22]   with Dave Landau over these years[1:38:24]   and now he's gone and now[1:38:26]   Dave's saying you were horrible to him so they[1:38:28]   all want to know so Crowder's comments have been a mess[1:38:30]   then the secret[1:38:32]   divorce thing comes out[1:38:34]   so Crowder's got to address it[1:38:36]   here he is seven days ago[1:38:38]   let's see what he says[1:38:42]   Hey we'll be on with your regular programming[1:38:44]   and Nick DiPaolo in third chair in a little bit[1:38:46]   but needed to take a moment here to address[1:38:48]   some issues out there[1:38:50]   that are getting almost[1:38:52]   you know it's so weird it's like[1:38:54]   either every day he's in agony[1:38:56]   or he's gotten good[1:38:58]   at being[1:39:00]   very manipulative[1:39:02]   and good at bullshitting[1:39:04]   because he's able to sit here[1:39:06]   and I'll show you this in this newest episode[1:39:08]   he's able to sit here and act[1:39:10]   like everything's fine when[1:39:12]   everything is really really bad[1:39:14]   couldn't be worse this is like the worst[1:39:16]   month of his entire life[1:39:18]   but he'll come on[1:39:20]   and act like everything's okay[1:39:22]   and his dated[1:39:24]   fight like hell shirt with this Walter[1:39:26]   Walter PPK[1:39:28]   S on the desk[1:39:30]   I got to get one of those things that holds the gun[1:39:32]   where do you get that?[1:39:34]   trade show booth did you steal that from a trade show booth[1:39:36]   where do you get a gun[1:39:38]   I'll show you this oh it's blocked here[1:39:40]   where do you get a gun stand[1:39:42]   like that[1:39:44]   and is that made for that[1:39:46]   or is this like a custom job[1:39:48]   if anyone could buy me this[1:39:50]   I'll put mine right here too[1:39:52]   I'll put them all[1:39:54]   I'll put so many guns on this desk[1:39:56]   that you won't only see like up to here[1:39:58]   can you read his[1:40:00]   serial number from here[1:40:02]   we should save ours off[1:40:04]   and put his on and commit a crime in his name[1:40:06]   let's do that now what happens[1:40:08]   if you fire the gun with this rubberized[1:40:10]   hanger in the barrel there[1:40:12]   is that going to do anything[1:40:14]   it's a bit of a berry situation[1:40:16]   where your hand blows off[1:40:18]   that's a scary thing to do is to display[1:40:20]   a gun nobody's ever done this[1:40:22]   there's never been a show in the world[1:40:24]   that displays[1:40:26]   a firearm[1:40:28]   and you'd think that if I had[1:40:30]   a gun like this on the show every time someone[1:40:32]   would give me should I go[1:40:34]   the gun[1:40:36]   well I love that gun[1:40:38]   I might be picking[1:40:40]   one up tomorrow[1:40:42]   what do they call that[1:40:44]   where you order it online and they ship it to your local store[1:40:46]   an FFL[1:40:48]   I don't know[1:40:50]   I hope they have it[1:40:52]   so I love that gun[1:40:54]   I really love it[1:40:56]   only holds 7 bullets[1:40:58]   it's a[1:41:00]   380[1:41:02]   thank you[1:41:04]   I've learned a lot about guns[1:41:06]   you've got guys posting gun pics[1:41:08]   that I made fun of so I mentioned[1:41:10]   this gun on the last show[1:41:12]   and I mentioned how I like the walnut[1:41:14]   grip Crowder of course has the black grip[1:41:16]   the poor man's version[1:41:18]   the walnut grip with the[1:41:20]   silver color really[1:41:22]   goes good to me[1:41:24]   I like that look of a gun[1:41:26]   I like a vintage looking gun[1:41:28]   and then this guy posted[1:41:30]   his shotgun[1:41:32]   in the bring back group[1:41:34]   and someone goes dude man what are you doing[1:41:36]   it's not for you it's for Mike[1:41:40]   and I said you know what[1:41:42]   I didn't say anything but[1:41:44]   you know it just[1:41:46]   doesn't work[1:41:48]   you know if you're going to post a gun photo[1:41:52]   I don't know I don't think there's any way to make it work[1:41:54]   anyways if you're listening to that guy[1:41:56]   send me your phone number and I'll give it to Mike[1:41:58]   and he'll get on a call with you and you guys[1:42:00]   can talk about it there's one cool thing about his[1:42:02]   shotgun he had a bullet holder[1:42:04]   yes a bullet I like to speak in my own[1:42:06]   terms he had a bullet holder on the[1:42:08]   shotgun that held about four to six[1:42:10]   shells on the side of the gun that[1:42:12]   looked cool so it was a shotgun[1:42:14]   and he had this attachment where you[1:42:16]   put extra shells on it and then you see[1:42:18]   the shells all the time[1:42:20]   I like that now how many[1:42:22]   shells can fit in a shotgun a hundred[1:42:24]   because they're shooting it like this in the movies[1:42:26]   nobody's reloading ever in movies anymore[1:42:28]   okay here he is this is[1:42:30]   right after the divorce you've got the rumble button[1:42:32]   here[1:42:34]   now I'll tell you how this rumble is going to fail[1:42:36]   I bet you this rumble is going to fail I've got some[1:42:38]   good proof good[1:42:40]   good theories about how rumble will fail but this[1:42:42]   is the divorce and look at his face right away[1:42:44]   this is the beginning of his show[1:42:48]   and can you kind of see him faking a little[1:42:50]   bit of this I mean he's obviously[1:42:52]   this is like the worst thing that could ever[1:42:54]   happen to him right that's what I mean[1:42:56]   but he's going to fake it so really pay[1:42:58]   attention to these two moments here[1:43:00]   this is Crowder the day after his divorce[1:43:02]   we're going to see another video[1:43:04]   the day after the leaked beating tape[1:43:06]   and watch how he[1:43:08]   acts because now we could use that as a[1:43:10]   tell we could use this to figure out[1:43:12]   more stuff about[1:43:14]   Crowder but okay I'll play this this is right[1:43:16]   after the divorce got leaked here you go[1:43:18]   circulating it's never fun[1:43:20]   but well I guess[1:43:22]   let me be clear here I have been[1:43:24]   living with a proverbial[1:43:26]   boot on my neck[1:43:28]   for going on years now[1:43:30]   since 2021[1:43:32]   I've been living through[1:43:34]   what has increasingly been[1:43:36]   a horrendous divorce[1:43:38]   to be clear there is no[1:43:40]   infidelity any kind of physical abuse[1:43:42]   at all be very you know[1:43:44]   careful this was[1:43:46]   pay attention to the things[1:43:48]   that he says because you remember he's got[1:43:50]   this insane right wing[1:43:52]   religious audience[1:43:54]   so he's got to make sure he says[1:43:56]   all the right things for[1:43:58]   them[1:44:00]   and just pay attention to[1:44:02]   all these little weird things that he says[1:44:04]   of course this has been discussed to death everywhere[1:44:06]   else but we'll just give you a brief rundown[1:44:08]   let me say on the outset to be clear there is no[1:44:10]   infidelity any kind of physical abuse[1:44:12]   at all on either side[1:44:14]   there's never there's no physical[1:44:16]   abuse on either side okay[1:44:18]   people point out[1:44:20]   you know he went out of his way to say physical[1:44:22]   abuse okay and[1:44:24]   no this was not[1:44:26]   my choice[1:44:28]   my then wife decided that she didn't want[1:44:30]   to be married anymore[1:44:32]   and in the state of Texas that is[1:44:34]   completely permitted[1:44:36]   it's been the most heartbreaking experience in my life[1:44:38]   okay so that's the weird part everybody's been[1:44:40]   talking about this in the state of Texas[1:44:42]   it's permitted and this[1:44:44]   we learned this for the first time[1:44:46]   there's a lot of people out there[1:44:48]   who[1:44:50]   wish and hope[1:44:52]   that if your wife wants[1:44:54]   a divorce but you don't want it that that[1:44:56]   should be illegal[1:44:58]   I couldn't believe[1:45:00]   this I like how a new thing like this[1:45:02]   comes up and then suddenly[1:45:04]   half the people on Twitter believe[1:45:06]   that suddenly exactly so I guess[1:45:08]   this is like a Christian right wing thing where[1:45:10]   it's like your wife wants a divorce[1:45:12]   well she's[1:45:14]   got to have some proof of some wrongdoing[1:45:16]   or she can't get out of here I[1:45:18]   own that wife[1:45:20]   and it seems like that's where[1:45:22]   Crowder and his fans[1:45:24]   have been imagining and fantasizing[1:45:26]   that they live in a world like that[1:45:28]   because he keeps mentioning shit like this[1:45:30]   that is completely permitted[1:45:32]   it's been the most heartbreaking experience in my life[1:45:34]   it's like no shit it's permitted[1:45:36]   who of course if somebody wants[1:45:38]   a divorce you would want to be[1:45:40]   married to someone who's trying to divorce[1:45:42]   you no[1:45:44]   if somebody keeps dodging the divorce[1:45:46]   papers that's another story[1:45:48]   I've seen enough movies to know[1:45:50]   oh you look through that peephole you[1:45:52]   see that guy serving your papers you just keep[1:45:54]   running until you get[1:45:56]   served papers you could get out of anything[1:45:58]   you know how many lawsuits I've gotten out of[1:46:00]   by just not receiving the papers[1:46:02]   if you don't receive the papers[1:46:04]   they cannot do shit[1:46:06]   I told the judge I lost the key to my mailbox[1:46:08]   I don't know about no[1:46:10]   papers nobody served[1:46:12]   me so I'm[1:46:14]   kind of I got like warrants out probably[1:46:16]   but nobody served me[1:46:18]   a warrant nobody served me nothing what could[1:46:20]   I do so that's another[1:46:22]   move if Crowder doesn't want this divorce[1:46:24]   to go through just keep dodging[1:46:26]   the papers that could be a whole another[1:46:28]   and film it you know[1:46:30]   it could be very funny[1:46:32]   my life what I consider to be[1:46:34]   my deepest personal failure[1:46:36]   and just so you know my opinions[1:46:38]   on parenting and families[1:46:40]   have not changed I've always believed[1:46:42]   that children need a mom and a dad[1:46:44]   that divorce is horrible[1:46:46]   and I still believe that children need a mom and a dad[1:46:48]   and that divorce is horrible[1:46:50]   but in today's legal system[1:46:52]   my beliefs don't matter in today's[1:46:54]   in Texas divorce is permitted[1:46:56]   when one party wants it[1:46:58]   that's insane and you saw people in the comments[1:47:00]   so there are people out there who[1:47:02]   really thought like oh no[1:47:04]   they can't get a divorce they're mine I[1:47:06]   I own the wife they[1:47:08]   really kind of believe that[1:47:10]   that when you get married what you're doing is kind of just[1:47:12]   making a a purchase[1:47:14]   here like I bought the car this is[1:47:16]   mine what are you talking about you can't get a divorce[1:47:18]   I haven't even[1:47:20]   thought of that you know what I mean[1:47:22]   I never even thought that that was something that[1:47:24]   people would consider turns out[1:47:26]   a lot of them do and a lot[1:47:28]   of people in the comments are like yeah it's such a bullshit[1:47:30]   law that they're able to[1:47:32]   leave[1:47:34]   and I always ask these guys here's the[1:47:36]   thing about these guys that don't know imagine[1:47:38]   being[1:47:40]   trapped with[1:47:42]   Crowder do[1:47:44]   you understand what you're really saying like[1:47:46]   imagine if you were trapped in[1:47:48]   Crowder's house you can't leave you[1:47:50]   can't go anywhere he's just screaming at you all[1:47:52]   day in making[1:47:54]   you pick up pellets[1:47:56]   imagine you are actually[1:47:58]   that person in[1:48:00]   those shoes wouldn't you[1:48:02]   want to get out of there[1:48:04]   I mean there's no way you would let[1:48:06]   Crowder talk to you like that right[1:48:08]   I mean you don't even like that he talked to Dave Landau[1:48:10]   like that so his fans[1:48:12]   are all upset that he was rude[1:48:14]   to Dave Landau[1:48:16]   but at the same time they're like yeah it's bullshit[1:48:18]   that your wife could even get divorced[1:48:20]   well he was rude[1:48:22]   to the wife[1:48:24]   well[1:48:26]   it's a marriage[1:48:28]   it's not legally[1:48:30]   binding guys[1:48:32]   I don't know what they think they think that like[1:48:34]   the minister is like and now[1:48:36]   death to his prior right[1:48:38]   it's like that's just a fake ceremony[1:48:40]   that you keep having by the way[1:48:42]   by the way I want everybody to know[1:48:44]   I did not have a wedding[1:48:46]   that's crazy[1:48:48]   wake up[1:48:50]   and nobody wakes[1:48:52]   anybody up out of this did you guys know[1:48:54]   this this is my real personal belief[1:48:56]   a wedding is insane[1:48:58]   I got married at the courthouse because you[1:49:00]   have to but other than[1:49:02]   that if you didn't have to get married at the courthouse[1:49:04]   I would have done it online[1:49:06]   or I just would have said I married[1:49:08]   a gentleman's marriage[1:49:10]   but having a wedding is[1:49:12]   insane you gotta shake yourself[1:49:14]   out of this[1:49:16]   world where you're just[1:49:18]   following in the footsteps of what the[1:49:20]   people before you[1:49:22]   were brainwashed into doing[1:49:24]   and now that love is blind is out[1:49:26]   the wedding is even more crazy[1:49:28]   more crazy and have you ever[1:49:30]   seen a wedding[1:49:32]   where you really want to be on stage[1:49:34]   in front of all your friends and family[1:49:36]   weeping[1:49:38]   and discussing[1:49:40]   kissing in front[1:49:42]   of every I don't know how somebody could do it[1:49:44]   I can't even attend[1:49:46]   a wedding that's how cringe it is[1:49:48]   so the fact that people just go[1:49:50]   oh yeah I'm getting married so[1:49:52]   I'm like having this wedding like will you be my best man[1:49:54]   and I'm gonna wear like a suit and they're all gonna wear these dresses[1:49:56]   and all these what are you doing[1:49:58]   you know you could[1:50:00]   like not do that right[1:50:02]   oh no but my parents really want to[1:50:04]   do they have you ever[1:50:06]   discussed that there's like another[1:50:08]   way to do[1:50:10]   everything you know like people[1:50:12]   really just think that[1:50:14]   this is how the world like says who[1:50:16]   says[1:50:18]   who you know you don't gotta have[1:50:20]   a kid you don't gotta have a wedding[1:50:22]   you don't gotta do all this fucking[1:50:24]   cringe ass shit[1:50:26]   if it's not like totally you[1:50:28]   I can never imagine[1:50:30]   I mean standing up there[1:50:32]   like a fucking faggot[1:50:34]   weeping in exchanging[1:50:36]   vowels[1:50:38]   you know[1:50:40]   we got married in the courthouse[1:50:42]   and I had this very beautiful black[1:50:44]   woman named woman Jemima[1:50:46]   judge she was an old[1:50:48]   old black lady judge we couldn't[1:50:50]   stop fucking cracking up and she goes[1:50:52]   would you like to exchange your vows[1:50:54]   I go no thank you[1:50:56]   can we fucking hurry this up[1:50:58]   we don't like being in courthouses[1:51:00]   which is also[1:51:02]   cringe to be at court[1:51:04]   even in the basement of the court[1:51:06]   so I really guys[1:51:08]   she was like actually blown away[1:51:10]   she was blown away[1:51:12]   we were wearing adidas[1:51:14]   we were both wearing adidas[1:51:16]   she was going okay now take out your[1:51:18]   rings and I was like no no we don't have rings[1:51:20]   we don't have rings there's no rings[1:51:22]   I'm not wearing a ring and it's just[1:51:24]   shake yourself out of this[1:51:26]   stuff you've been brainwashed into all these[1:51:28]   weird traditions that you don't[1:51:30]   even enjoy[1:51:32]   and you're always doing it you always excuse[1:51:34]   well my grandma really she won't[1:51:36]   you guys are so afraid[1:51:38]   of your parents and your grandparents[1:51:40]   it's so retau- are they[1:51:42]   rich are they smart[1:51:44]   the answer is no[1:51:46]   you guys give so much[1:51:48]   respect to these dummy grandparents[1:51:50]   and parents of yours what if your[1:51:52]   grandparents are rich then can you have a wedding[1:51:54]   yes if your grandparents[1:51:56]   here's[1:51:58]   if your parents[1:52:00]   can't afford a million[1:52:02]   dollar wedding do not have one[1:52:04]   it's gonna look bad[1:52:06]   it's gonna look junky you're all[1:52:08]   wearing these what I call silk[1:52:10]   suits okay[1:52:12]   I've never seen anybody look worse than when[1:52:14]   they were at a wedding all wedding venues[1:52:16]   look bad[1:52:18]   everything about a wedding[1:52:20]   is probably[1:52:22]   the worst thing in the world I mean the father[1:52:24]   daughter dance[1:52:28]   you know I've said it a million times and you know[1:52:30]   I used to actually film weddings[1:52:32]   when I got out of film school I needed a[1:52:34]   gig that involved a camera that's probably why you[1:52:36]   hate them so much no it is not[1:52:38]   no I mean that's[1:52:40]   legitimate no I understand[1:52:42]   that seems like an easy thing to say but no[1:52:44]   when I used to work at this catering company I used to[1:52:46]   bartend weddings and man were they[1:52:48]   cheap yeah there's[1:52:50]   that but my biggest thing is[1:52:52]   and this is what I ask of[1:52:54]   all of you are you[1:52:56]   actually comfortable[1:52:58]   standing in front of a large group of people[1:53:00]   like they do at a wedding if[1:53:02]   the answer is no[1:53:04]   do not do the wedding[1:53:06]   you're in control of your own life[1:53:08]   here nobody's gonna be mad at you[1:53:10]   nobody's gonna be mad[1:53:12]   you have so much fear of[1:53:14]   your great wonderful[1:53:16]   parents they're not great[1:53:18]   they're garbage[1:53:20]   really they are[1:53:22]   they're low lives I can't even believe people[1:53:24]   visit their families[1:53:26]   I can't believe people even want to have dinner with them[1:53:28]   it's so cringe[1:53:30]   unless your parents are really funny[1:53:32]   or dress well[1:53:34]   have you ever seen how your parents dress[1:53:36]   how could you stand it[1:53:38]   you know I remember my[1:53:40]   parents at our wedding the clothes[1:53:42]   they were wearing or when we had[1:53:44]   when they met up we had our[1:53:46]   both of our parents come to Chicago[1:53:48]   to have a dinner[1:53:50]   and the clothes that they were all wearing were so[1:53:52]   fucking cringe I'm like[1:53:54]   I can't be around this like I'm not going out to dinner[1:53:56]   unless you all have good clothes[1:53:58]   you should have seen my dad's shoes[1:54:00]   that he was wearing I mean they could have been[1:54:02]   $22 from Target or something[1:54:04]   I go what the fuck are you wearing[1:54:06]   what the[1:54:08]   fuck are you wearing his pants are like all baggy[1:54:10]   uh uh[1:54:12]   so please you gotta[1:54:14]   again I'm going to use this term again[1:54:16]   shake yourself out[1:54:18]   of this tradition[1:54:20]   you don't need to celebrate Easter[1:54:22]   with them[1:54:24]   Christmas isn't the end of the world you don't have to[1:54:26]   stop everything for these things[1:54:28]   you could make your own traditions you could[1:54:30]   make your own life[1:54:32]   nobody knows what they're doing[1:54:34]   so don't listen to them[1:54:36]   please I beg of you[1:54:38]   cause you're going to end up like Steven S. Crowder[1:54:40]   Steven S. Crowder here[1:54:42]   this is what tradition gets you[1:54:44]   this is what following these psychotic[1:54:46]   ceremonies[1:54:48]   you'll end up here[1:54:50]   and has a couple who had a courthouse wedding ever gotten[1:54:52]   divorced I don't think so[1:54:54]   I haven't gotten divorced yet I wouldn't even do[1:54:56]   the divorce that's too cringe[1:54:58]   I'd go see ya[1:55:00]   where do you want to be ya[1:55:02]   you think I'm going to go through a divorce[1:55:04]   I mean I can't tell you[1:55:06]   I don't do any of this stuff that people do[1:55:08]   any of it[1:55:10]   nothing I don't do anything I don't[1:55:12]   want to do ever and if I ever have to do anything[1:55:14]   I don't want to do I scream and complain about it[1:55:16]   and whine all day[1:55:18]   for months[1:55:20]   if you dread something[1:55:22]   do not do it[1:55:24]   I know you've been given the[1:55:26]   opposite advice your whole life[1:55:28]   oh you gotta do things you don't[1:55:30]   do not do anything you don't want to do ever[1:55:32]   it's cringe[1:55:34]   what if your wedding looks like[1:55:36]   Courtney and Travis's wedding then can you do it[1:55:38]   no no no no that was a[1:55:40]   terrible wedding did you see Travis and Courtney's[1:55:42]   wedding it was a Hulu[1:55:44]   special it was terrible nobody[1:55:46]   was having a good time these weddings[1:55:48]   are bunk tell everybody you give me[1:55:50]   the money or you shut the fuck up[1:55:52]   that's all[1:55:54]   that they should be doing and by the way nobody[1:55:56]   gave us a dime for our marriage[1:55:58]   no because we didn't have a wedding we didn't get[1:56:00]   a dollar from anybody we didn't[1:56:02]   get one fucking gift[1:56:04]   getting married because[1:56:06]   we didn't have a wedding people only give you[1:56:08]   the gift if you have the wedding[1:56:10]   so anybody that didn't give me a gift[1:56:12]   on our wedding I have written off for life[1:56:14]   I will never ever[1:56:16]   participate in any sham[1:56:18]   nonsense holiday or any of that stuff[1:56:20]   and uh[1:56:22]   I'm telling you as a person who has been[1:56:24]   practicing this way of life for a very long[1:56:26]   time there is no downside[1:56:28]   to it that's what I'm telling you[1:56:30]   it's like leaving Twitter everybody thinks[1:56:32]   if you're not on Twitter oh no[1:56:34]   your life is over it's not[1:56:36]   there is no downside to[1:56:38]   not participating[1:56:40]   in this horrendous nonsense okay[1:56:42]   here's Crowder[1:56:44]   and um[1:56:46]   look at the hell he's in[1:56:48]   let's listen to this[1:56:50]   period[1:56:52]   so for well over a year[1:56:54]   well over a year in the best interest[1:56:56]   as well as physical safety of my children[1:56:58]   we've decided to keep this issue[1:57:00]   private children are like Sam Tripoli's[1:57:02]   kids they're not even developed they got no brain[1:57:04]   they're two twins first of all twins[1:57:06]   got nothing going on upstairs[1:57:08]   except for romance[1:57:10]   ancestral romance[1:57:12]   and nonsense if[1:57:14]   you were born a twin end[1:57:16]   your life or have your twin end[1:57:18]   its life because that is a[1:57:20]   creepy setup[1:57:22]   a twin is not a normal person[1:57:24]   a twin is worse than an[1:57:26]   immigrant yes so basically[1:57:28]   Crowder has two immigrant kids[1:57:30]   two twins I hate a[1:57:32]   twin a twin is a psycho[1:57:34]   what is a twin up to[1:57:36]   they share a room[1:57:38]   has there ever been a twin that got their own room[1:57:40]   I doubt it[1:57:42]   has there ever been a twin where the parents don't[1:57:44]   make them be one man[1:57:46]   that's sick[1:57:48]   so a twin and by the way if you're[1:57:50]   having twins that's a sign of some[1:57:52]   weird mental disability[1:57:54]   that that wife has and she got[1:57:56]   to put tooth to print you should see his[1:57:58]   wife I won't show you pictures since she's so[1:58:00]   private[1:58:02]   but his wife's head must be this[1:58:04]   fucking long it looks like uh[1:58:06]   mask remember mask from share[1:58:08]   and she's got these nasty[1:58:10]   stain gnarly teeth I fucking[1:58:12]   hate his wife no wonder he hates her[1:58:14]   listen if you're not attracted[1:58:16]   to your wife you're gonna end up hating[1:58:18]   her I[1:58:20]   wish people could just be honest[1:58:22]   Crowder started dating this woman[1:58:24]   it's too much work[1:58:26]   and she's[1:58:28]   so ugly that's[1:58:30]   why it's not working because she's[1:58:32]   so ugly I can't[1:58:34]   believe Crowder is gonna be out on the dating scene now[1:58:36]   you know that's a tremendous thing to think[1:58:38]   about too Crowder out there dating[1:58:40]   trying to pull chicks he's claimed[1:58:42]   he's only had sex[1:58:44]   with one woman his wife[1:58:46]   he was abstinent[1:58:48]   jewels I know[1:58:50]   Crowder never had sex[1:58:52]   before meeting his wife[1:58:54]   imagine that and thinking[1:58:56]   that that's cool[1:58:58]   never had sex with women[1:59:00]   yes that means you're gay[1:59:02]   if you haven't had sex by the time[1:59:04]   you're 16 you're gay[1:59:06]   or ugly it's okay to be[1:59:08]   ugly that doesn't mean you're gay[1:59:10]   you're either gay or ugly Crowder was hot[1:59:12]   Crowder was hot[1:59:14]   and he never had sex till he got[1:59:16]   married and he's a movie star you know Arthur[1:59:18]   Arthur[1:59:20]   what's the point of having all these muscles if you're not[1:59:22]   grabbing and hurting and throwing[1:59:24]   and his wife probably[1:59:26]   sucked at sex[1:59:28]   sucked at sex I can tell[1:59:30]   I hate people that suck at[1:59:32]   sex so[1:59:34]   so[1:59:36]   that's why they're divorced they've got[1:59:38]   these two terrible twins[1:59:40]   he's working 80 hours a day[1:59:44]   you know when do they even see each other[1:59:46]   you know and no wonder he's so[1:59:48]   nasty to her no wonder it's got to be such a[1:59:50]   trad situation because there's no other[1:59:52]   situation to be involved if she's[1:59:54]   not just the home the[1:59:56]   assistant of the home and the the maid[1:59:58]   of the home and all this crap then what[2:00:00]   what good is she she's not hot[2:00:02]   she just had two twins you see[2:00:04]   her she's enormous[2:00:06]   so there's no point of her[2:00:08]   and by the way don't have[2:00:10]   twains you[2:00:12]   know if your wife is already[2:00:14]   ugly what do you think she's going to look like after a couple[2:00:16]   of minutes absolutely disgusting she's[2:00:18]   going to be wearing a bikini bottom up to here[2:00:20]   to cover the giant gross[2:00:22]   scar[2:00:24]   Lauren[2:00:26]   from Lauren and Ari[2:00:28]   anyone know what that is[2:00:30]   give you seven bucks[2:00:32]   alright check this out and to resolve it[2:00:34]   privately with the appropriate attorneys[2:00:36]   what have you legal jargon[2:00:38]   and all this one thing[2:00:40]   I want to be really clear about is certain[2:00:42]   true north here is that[2:00:44]   my children are blameless[2:00:46]   my children are blameless[2:00:48]   oh the one year olds are[2:00:50]   blameless for the divorce why would he say[2:00:52]   this does have we cracked[2:00:54]   have we cracked the code[2:00:56]   on why he keeps saying my children[2:00:58]   are not the reason we're[2:01:00]   getting divorced they are blameless[2:01:02]   has anyone figured that out[2:01:04]   jewels have you heard anything about this any rumors[2:01:06]   anyone in the chat know[2:01:08]   why he would say this[2:01:10]   is certain true north here is that[2:01:12]   my children are blameless[2:01:14]   did he think that people[2:01:16]   in the trad community[2:01:18]   were going to go after him for[2:01:20]   letting his marriage dissolve so[2:01:22]   soon after having the kids and that[2:01:24]   was like a pro does he mean like[2:01:26]   having the kids is not the reason[2:01:28]   like it's not I mean that's[2:01:30]   yeah of course well I'm blaming the kids[2:01:32]   and they're both getting[2:01:34]   time capsule I got[2:01:36]   two new time capsules on the vault here[2:01:38]   going to each of his kids[2:01:40]   those Siamese twins I hope they're[2:01:42]   connected at the heart and they share one vagina[2:01:44]   like I saw these[2:01:46]   conjoined twins the other day[2:01:48]   two heads[2:01:50]   two half torsos[2:01:52]   one vagina one boyfriend[2:01:54]   kill them all[2:01:56]   please how is that legal[2:01:58]   for one guy to fuck a two headed[2:02:00]   conjoined and[2:02:02]   how is that even a thing you know the fact that[2:02:04]   there's literally[2:02:06]   and it's always girls it's always these nasty[2:02:08]   ugly girls where it's a conjoined[2:02:10]   is there any conjoined men[2:02:12]   twin two penises[2:02:14]   imagine that dick to dick[2:02:16]   two dicks coming out side by[2:02:18]   side would one dick be longer than[2:02:20]   the other man no I want them both hanging like[2:02:22]   yeah parallel like touching on the[2:02:24]   side you could put[2:02:26]   zip ties around them to keep it together[2:02:28]   you know that actually[2:02:30]   kind of like a nice cabling[2:02:32]   so but yeah most conjoined twins[2:02:34]   are these really hideous scary[2:02:36]   stories to tell in the dark looking things[2:02:38]   where they're conjoined they[2:02:40]   have one pussy and they always have a boyfriend[2:02:42]   and he's like yes we're sexually active[2:02:44]   so what do you do with the other twin[2:02:46]   or are you kissing them[2:02:48]   about it should just be illegal if you're a[2:02:50]   conjoined twin you should be sentenced to death[2:02:52]   what good are you[2:02:54]   that's too scary[2:02:56]   so I hope his twins are conjoined[2:02:58]   alright let's hear some more[2:03:00]   completely without fault[2:03:02]   and so we decided to resolve these issues[2:03:04]   privately as it's in their[2:03:06]   best interests both emotionally[2:03:08]   and physically to do so[2:03:10]   now the other issue[2:03:12]   is and this[2:03:14]   is something that I've kept private[2:03:16]   for likely far too long[2:03:20]   many other people knew[2:03:22]   about this behind the scenes[2:03:24]   some[2:03:26]   not all but some of them in positions of[2:03:28]   power influence[2:03:30]   leverage[2:03:32]   knew of this[2:03:34]   they also knew[2:03:36]   he's only cryptic in Machiavelli[2:03:38]   and because he can be[2:03:40]   that's what I mean[2:03:42]   every fucking thing with him is this[2:03:44]   cryptic shit where he's trying to give[2:03:46]   nonsense clues or throw you off[2:03:48]   the trail do not listen to a word this person[2:03:50]   says again[2:03:52]   I don't know how he hasn't been ravaged by the[2:03:54]   city of Dallas and torn to pieces[2:03:56]   idea of my children[2:03:58]   included keeping it private so if you're[2:04:00]   familiar with the idea[2:04:02]   of extortion[2:04:04]   then you know the feeling well[2:04:06]   now some of these[2:04:08]   threats[2:04:10]   were so thinly veiled[2:04:12]   that I'm frankly surprised[2:04:14]   you didn't all guess immediately[2:04:16]   Steven has[2:04:18]   now he's trying to say that[2:04:20]   Candace Owens[2:04:22]   this is extortion because[2:04:24]   she's hinting towards a problem[2:04:26]   this was back during the daily wire[2:04:28]   contract days[2:04:30]   and remember she said this[2:04:32]   a lot going on[2:04:34]   Steven has a lot going on[2:04:36]   and that should be clear because people don't[2:04:38]   do stuff like this if there's not[2:04:40]   a lot going on in their lives[2:04:42]   I would like to implore my[2:04:44]   audience and everybody[2:04:46]   is she one of Kim and Candace's kids?[2:04:48]   yes[2:04:50]   paying attention to the situation not to condemn him[2:04:52]   but to pray for him[2:04:54]   sometimes people need a prayer sometimes people[2:04:56]   need a scripture[2:04:58]   Steven purports to be a Christian[2:05:00]   I am unsure at this moment[2:05:02]   if it is my place to say[2:05:04]   more than that[2:05:06]   maybe if I feel[2:05:08]   we have all these guys' church records[2:05:10]   I hope they're all going to church[2:05:12]   for every holiday and every Sunday[2:05:14]   you gotta be at that church[2:05:16]   for the full shebang[2:05:18]   if you're gonna talk all this you better[2:05:20]   be at that church there's no way Crowder[2:05:22]   working six days a week[2:05:24]   spending his whole Sunday at church[2:05:26]   are any of you going to church[2:05:28]   they claim you're religious or[2:05:30]   if you come up with a concept to get out of that[2:05:32]   one now[2:05:34]   you gotta go to that church[2:05:36]   I stop by these churches all the time[2:05:38]   there's nobody in them[2:05:40]   it's like the movies[2:05:42]   you walk up I sit there alone I pray[2:05:44]   and then the guy comes out and goes how can I help you son[2:05:46]   I go you get the fuck out of my face[2:05:48]   now before I Crow you[2:05:50]   you ever seen the Crow?[2:05:52]   So there she is[2:05:54]   and he's mentioning that I think that's enough[2:05:56]   for this video right?[2:05:58]   So there's that[2:06:00]   and then how many days later did the[2:06:02]   security tape come out?[2:06:04]   Two weeks?[2:06:06]   Or two days?[2:06:08]   No it was Thursday when he recorded his little[2:06:10]   thing that we just watched and then I think[2:06:12]   this video came out Friday[2:06:14]   so apparently[2:06:16]   Friday afternoon?[2:06:18]   Yeah very quickly after that[2:06:20]   the divorce there he says there was no wrongdoing[2:06:22]   he said the only thing he did wrong[2:06:24]   was marry the wrong[2:06:26]   woman[2:06:28]   Now somebody before this went viral[2:06:30]   some guy sent this to me[2:06:32]   in a message before I saw it[2:06:34]   and I just felt like I should[2:06:36]   open it right at that moment and then I saw this[2:06:38]   and my first thought was like[2:06:40]   you can hack people's[2:06:42]   in home ring[2:06:44]   camera before[2:06:46]   Here is Steven S. Crowder in his own[2:06:48]   family backyard[2:06:50]   and here's[2:06:52]   Steven[2:06:54]   here's his wife and they're on[2:06:56]   this is from the ring[2:06:58]   security camera[2:07:00]   in Crowder's backyard[2:07:02]   Now I didn't see[2:07:04]   anybody talking about this[2:07:06]   he has what's called a parents[2:07:08]   backyard[2:07:10]   Now what is a parents[2:07:12]   backyard? Well that means[2:07:14]   when your backyard is fucking faggoty[2:07:16]   and lame[2:07:18]   and boring like your parents[2:07:20]   house[2:07:22]   this should be the headline[2:07:24]   Crowder lives in a parents[2:07:26]   backyard filled with[2:07:28]   crap from Costco[2:07:30]   where parents go[2:07:32]   to shop[2:07:34]   That was the most disturbing part yes I see[2:07:36]   he does have a small in-ground[2:07:38]   pool but this man supposedly[2:07:40]   makes millions and millions[2:07:42]   of dollars and this is his[2:07:44]   sanctuary[2:07:46]   Get rid of the blue pillows the couch can stay[2:07:48]   and then he needs to change that[2:07:50]   table. Those tables over there is what's[2:07:52]   making it parents. Let's look around[2:07:54]   Okay so you got the pool back here[2:07:56]   which he should be using. You know nobody uses[2:07:58]   their pool. I'm in my pool[2:08:00]   every day. Nobody uses[2:08:02]   their pools. They all get these pools[2:08:04]   they use them for two weeks and then they don't want to use their pools[2:08:06]   You have to force yourself[2:08:08]   and you know why you're not using your pool[2:08:10]   because it's too parentsy[2:08:12]   Okay you haven't made it nice[2:08:14]   although these look like nice chairs[2:08:16]   you should be out there by the pool[2:08:18]   His lawn at least past[2:08:20]   that little path there looks pretty nice[2:08:22]   He's got a parents fan[2:08:24]   This is probably[2:08:26]   confusing a lot of people with all this[2:08:28]   parents. Now he does have a parent. This grill is[2:08:30]   not good enough for a millionaire[2:08:32]   This is not a good enough one[2:08:34]   and it's right by the... He only needs that size[2:08:36]   because he only cooks one steak for himself[2:08:38]   and everybody else makes their own food[2:08:40]   I never understand[2:08:42]   how millionaires don't have the best stuff[2:08:44]   It's like Joe Rogan[2:08:46]   It's like Joe Rogan's studio[2:08:48]   Shouldn't that be the coolest studio in the world[2:08:50]   for the richest podcasters?[2:08:52]   If you have one million dollars I need you to have[2:08:54]   an outdoor kitchen with a grill in it[2:08:56]   You don't just have the grill and then use your indoor kitchen[2:08:58]   How do you not have an outdoor[2:09:00]   kitchen? The whole idea of a grill is so[2:09:02]   that you can have the mess be outside[2:09:04]   and your kitchen remains clean[2:09:06]   All this stuff is just[2:09:08]   straight off the rack from some[2:09:10]   pottery barn garbage[2:09:14]   This is all junk[2:09:16]   This table might have been bought at the[2:09:18]   grocery store[2:09:20]   This is a grocery store[2:09:22]   They put this out in the spring[2:09:24]   79 bucks, kiddo[2:09:26]   You get the whole set[2:09:28]   You gotta do better than this[2:09:30]   This is a parent's backyard[2:09:32]   Don't look out at your own backyard and be like[2:09:34]   My backyard sucks. You're not a[2:09:36]   millionaire[2:09:38]   When you're a millionaire that money better be spent[2:09:40]   on some nice stuff[2:09:42]   Or what's the point of being[2:09:44]   Why do you crave money[2:09:46]   when you don't spend money?[2:09:48]   I never understood this[2:09:50]   You crave money. You'll do anything for money[2:09:52]   You'll throw away your whole life for the money[2:09:54]   but then you never spend the money[2:09:56]   So you just like that[2:09:58]   number in the bank account?[2:10:00]   I think they get tricked into this game[2:10:02]   where they just need to see that number[2:10:04]   go up[2:10:06]   But what good is the number if you don't have all the cool stuff?[2:10:08]   I got like cooler stuff than Crowder everywhere[2:10:10]   I shouldn't have cooler stuff[2:10:12]   than Crowder. I got about 4,000[2:10:14]   listeners. That's it[2:10:20]   And there's his dog which[2:10:22]   they're gonna argue here. This is an argument[2:10:24]   caught on camera about their dog[2:10:26]   Nobody's covering this[2:10:28]   Why does this dog need medicine?[2:10:30]   My dog is 18 years old[2:10:32]   The only medicine he's had[2:10:34]   are kratums that he finds on the floor[2:10:36]   or elieve[2:10:38]   Why does[2:10:40]   Everybody thinks their dog needs medicine[2:10:42]   Why? Your dog's fine[2:10:44]   You know, I think what happens is[2:10:46]   these people, every time their dog gags[2:10:48]   By the way, your dog is[2:10:50]   gagging because he's licking[2:10:52]   his fucking cock all day[2:10:54]   and it's covered in hair[2:10:56]   But people go, oh, the dog's coughing[2:10:58]   Let's take him to the vet and then the vet's like[2:11:00]   Your dog should probably take all this medicine[2:11:02]   And then what? Your dog dies at 12?[2:11:04]   Meanwhile, my dog's 18[2:11:06]   He's been to the vet twice[2:11:08]   Never been on any sort of[2:11:10]   medication. I never gave him[2:11:12]   tick spray or any of this heartworm[2:11:14]   shit[2:11:16]   Leave your dog alone[2:11:18]   Does a squirrel need medicine?[2:11:20]   Have you ever ran into a squirrel and said[2:11:22]   Oh, what medicine are you on?[2:11:24]   No. So stop it[2:11:26]   And this fight took place over this dog[2:11:28]   Perfectly fine dog[2:11:30]   What does he need?[2:11:32]   Everybody thinks they need to be on so much medicine[2:11:34]   Crowder's on 800 pills[2:11:36]   His wife's on 800 pills[2:11:38]   Everybody's on so much medicine[2:11:40]   Stop going to the doctor[2:11:42]   You know why?[2:11:44]   Because they're going to give you medicine[2:11:46]   That's how they make money[2:11:48]   I don't know how you haven't figured this out[2:11:50]   You're stopping big con, you can't even stop your own doctor[2:11:52]   It's absurd[2:11:54]   Nobody really knows what they're doing[2:11:56]   Another thing I don't like, these[2:11:58]   party lights that he's strung up here[2:12:00]   That just doesn't look good[2:12:02]   And he's got a parent's trellis[2:12:04]   I don't like a trellis[2:12:06]   Sorry. I don't like a trellis[2:12:08]   Is that a trellis? My parents had a trellis[2:12:10]   growing up. Oh, did I hate that trellis[2:12:12]   I would look at it every day and go, this is so[2:12:14]   adult[2:12:16]   No one cool has a fucking trellis[2:12:18]   Now these could be off base[2:12:20]   Sure, these comments[2:12:22]   It's Crowder[2:12:24]   This was posted on a sub stack[2:12:26]   Do you know what that is? That's where reporters go[2:12:28]   to make a few bucks[2:12:30]   Because they can't be written up in Yahoo news anymore[2:12:32]   So they gotta start a sub stack[2:12:34]   I can't wait till that gets shut down[2:12:36]   You know, another thing about Crowder's[2:12:38]   backyard is his plants are very weak[2:12:40]   What is this potted plant shit here?[2:12:42]   Look at this[2:12:44]   No money tree, by the way[2:12:46]   Don't make fun of his plants because I have a bunch of dead plants[2:12:48]   I have to throw away that I can't stop worrying about[2:12:50]   Doesn't matter. Oh, you have or I have?[2:12:52]   Everything that's yours is owned by me[2:12:54]   I'm planning a whole cactus[2:12:56]   area, okay, that's going to replace[2:12:58]   the dead plants, you're going to love it[2:13:00]   So I'll tell you this right now, if I had a ring tape[2:13:02]   that got leaked, I would[2:13:04]   shoot myself[2:13:06]   That's what I was going to say before, like he's pretending[2:13:08]   like this is all fine. Did he know that this was[2:13:10]   going to happen? Because wouldn't this be[2:13:12]   the worst, worst, worst,[2:13:14]   worst thing that could almost ever happen to you?[2:13:16]   As far as leaks go? That's what I mean[2:13:18]   If this isn't the worst thing that's ever happening[2:13:20]   Let's play the tape for the people who haven't[2:13:22]   seen it. It might be a funny tape[2:13:24]   And, um,[2:13:26]   of course[2:13:28]   So, people are asking how they got it[2:13:30]   I guess the wife[2:13:32]   gave it to somebody? I can't even believe[2:13:34]   You know, that's the other thing about it[2:13:36]   It's like, how does she know how to get a copy[2:13:38]   of the ring tape? Like, if I[2:13:40]   said, Jules, grab me a copy of some[2:13:42]   footage from the ring camera[2:13:44]   Good luck![2:13:46]   You're better off, you know,[2:13:48]   drawing, you know, from CGI[2:13:50]   making new footage Maybe wives[2:13:52]   just all pretend they don't know how to[2:13:54]   understand technology[2:13:56]   If I asked Jules to get me footage[2:13:58]   from the security camera[2:14:00]   I'd be able to get it if I really[2:14:02]   needed it, okay? We'll find out[2:14:04]   Alright, so here it is[2:14:06]   and Crowder, again, being filmed[2:14:08]   in his own home[2:14:10]   There is nothing, I don't know[2:14:12]   how this, you know, because we'll show you[2:14:14]   what Crowder's been like since this tape[2:14:16]   came out, I was[2:14:18]   hoping that you would see more[2:14:20]   of the pain in him, and maybe[2:14:22]   you will, but this is a betrayal[2:14:24]   unlike any other[2:14:26]   I'm not saying that Crowder[2:14:28]   doesn't deserve it, he deserves for every camera[2:14:30]   in the house to be leaked[2:14:32]   I want a whole, I think there should be a new[2:14:34]   app called Crowder's Ring[2:14:36]   and it's just new content from Crowder's cameras[2:14:38]   every day, I love it[2:14:40]   but the betrayal[2:14:42]   can[2:14:44]   this type of betrayal where your wife[2:14:46]   has posted a video[2:14:48]   from your camera, from your[2:14:50]   home, to the entire[2:14:52]   internet, and every one of your enemies[2:14:54]   is going over this tape[2:14:56]   could there be anything[2:14:58]   worse, and psychologically[2:15:00]   that type of trauma[2:15:02]   that this betrayal could cause[2:15:04]   should lead you to want to kill[2:15:06]   yourself. You'll never trust[2:15:08]   anyone again. That's what I think too[2:15:10]   that he might be, that gun[2:15:12]   is looking for you. I think they should[2:15:14]   probably hold his guns for a little bit because[2:15:16]   I don't think[2:15:18]   he'll ever be the same. Like[2:15:20]   really, close your eyes[2:15:22]   and imagine your family[2:15:24]   and just imagine[2:15:26]   imagine your wife[2:15:28]   imagine your friend, imagine[2:15:30]   anybody releasing a tape[2:15:32]   of you from your own home[2:15:34]   and then the entire internet[2:15:36]   showing the tape to everybody[2:15:38]   and he deserves it, don't get us wrong[2:15:40]   yeah, but imagine[2:15:42]   that, and[2:15:44]   this, it's already, so[2:15:46]   Crowder already[2:15:48]   in my book[2:15:50]   this is good enough[2:15:52]   this is worse punishment[2:15:54]   than anything else that could happen[2:15:56]   he'll never be the same[2:15:58]   alright, let's take a look[2:16:00]   at the tape, and there's[2:16:02]   that wife that I'm talking about, she is not[2:16:04]   good looking[2:16:06]   she is not good, is this like a titleist[2:16:08]   visor that she's wearing?[2:16:10]   is that what that is?[2:16:12]   I think so. A titleist[2:16:14]   golf visor. Seems like visors[2:16:16]   are big this summer. She's wearing[2:16:18]   and she's bigger than Crowder too[2:16:20]   alright, let's watch the tape[2:16:22]   yes she is[2:16:24]   okay, is there a, is it gonna[2:16:26]   let me expand? Yes it will[2:16:28]   I drew a boundary[2:16:30]   I drew a boundary[2:16:32]   what the hell is this? Okay[2:16:34]   I drew a boundary and you could all see the words[2:16:36]   and I hope everybody's seen this tape, I just want to run through it quickly[2:17:06]   Hillary, how do you respond to that?[2:17:08]   I don't even matter[2:17:10]   I don't even matter[2:17:12]   I don't see the level of that[2:17:14]   I don't know[2:17:16]   I don't even matter[2:17:18]   you're not taking the car[2:17:20]   you are not taking the car[2:17:22]   you are not taking the car[2:17:24]   so there's a lot of discussion out there[2:17:26]   about the one car situation[2:17:28]   you're not taking the car[2:17:30]   yes[2:17:32]   you know, this is another weird one for a millionaire[2:17:34]   like, why don't you have[2:17:36]   twelve cars?[2:17:38]   what's the point of being a man[2:17:40]   millionaire if you only have[2:17:42]   one car? And what kind of car is it?[2:17:44]   I want to know what this one car is[2:17:46]   now, why doesn't she have[2:17:48]   a car? I was giving them[2:17:50]   the benefit of the doubt, I'm going[2:17:52]   she has a car, it's in the shop[2:17:54]   and he's saying you're not taking the car[2:17:56]   but a lot of people are verifying[2:17:58]   saying no, they have one car[2:18:00]   so is this[2:18:02]   again, it doesn't even hold, like, I understand[2:18:04]   this, oh, he's so crazy[2:18:06]   that he won't[2:18:08]   let her have a car because he's so[2:18:10]   controlling, he doesn't want her going anywhere[2:18:12]   right? But why doesn't[2:18:14]   he have multiple cars?[2:18:16]   And what is the one[2:18:18]   car? Can't you just control her with your fists[2:18:20]   and then you can... Why don't you just not[2:18:22]   let her get her driver's license like[2:18:24]   I did to Jules?[2:18:26]   All you got to do[2:18:28]   is give your wife so many infractions[2:18:30]   that she can't get a license anymore[2:18:32]   I'll like[2:18:34]   you know, when Jules got[2:18:36]   her license, I would just, the second she'd leave[2:18:38]   the house, I'd call the police and say she's[2:18:40]   I'd put all these open containers in[2:18:42]   the back, I got her arrested on a[2:18:44]   DUI, so many infractions[2:18:46]   she lost her license, that's how you do it[2:18:48]   oh baby, I'm so sorry you lost[2:18:50]   your license, I talked to a lawyer and said[2:18:52]   there's nothing we could do, you drive[2:18:54]   with me now, that's how you do[2:18:56]   it, but[2:18:58]   it's very weird that he[2:19:00]   even doesn't have a fleet of[2:19:02]   cars, I don't understand, what is the[2:19:04]   point of living? I don't need a car because me and Mike are[2:19:06]   together like 24-7[2:19:08]   we're only apart when we go to the bathroom[2:19:10]   but why[2:19:12]   doesn't he want her going[2:19:14]   out and doing chores and stuff[2:19:16]   during the day, doesn't he work every day without[2:19:18]   her, like aren't they separated? What does she do?[2:19:20]   I don't know, it's one of the great mysteries[2:19:22]   has anyone figured that one out? Have we gotten[2:19:24]   any answers on that? That's pretty much[2:19:26]   the only answer I want from this whole video[2:19:28]   is, you know, what's with the one[2:19:30]   car, and what is the one car? I'm imagining[2:19:32]   like a Honda Accord[2:19:34]   I'm imagining[2:19:36]   a Nissan[2:19:38]   like a mom SUV[2:19:40]   yeah, it's[2:19:42]   maybe a Lexus RX[2:19:44]   no, it's a[2:19:46]   Nissan[2:19:48]   Murano[2:19:50]   how ugly would that be?[2:19:52]   I mean that's the kind of car they probably have[2:19:54]   I mean, look at this table[2:19:56]   we already looked at this table and chairs, that's Costco[2:19:58]   but this one[2:20:00]   is Safeway, okay?[2:20:02]   you get that[2:20:04]   you pick up some charcoal and you go, I'll get this table[2:20:06]   Crowder and his dad[2:20:08]   and Gerald sit at that main table[2:20:10]   and then Callen has to sit at the kids[2:20:12]   yes, Callen has to sit at the kids[2:20:14]   iron table[2:20:16]   okay, let's hear[2:20:18]   and you want to know, someone just mentioned something in the chat[2:20:20]   I was thinking[2:20:22]   they use Instacart, baby[2:20:24]   getting groceries ain't a thing anymore[2:20:26]   well, I don't know, it almost seems[2:20:28]   this is what I think happened, it seems like[2:20:30]   they were having a fight[2:20:32]   earlier in the day, or they've been fighting all day[2:20:34]   or all week, and she wants[2:20:36]   the car, she doesn't have anything to do[2:20:38]   she wants the car to escape[2:20:40]   she's going, I'm going out, I'm taking[2:20:42]   the car, I don't know when I'll be[2:20:44]   back, I have to think[2:20:46]   and that's why he's saying you're not leaving[2:20:48]   which is, I mean, very valid, nobody[2:20:50]   wants anyone to leave[2:20:52]   so, um, I think it's[2:20:54]   more to do with that, I think everybody's[2:20:56]   misinterpreting it, going, she just needed to get groceries[2:20:58]   now[2:21:00]   he's going to talk about his pellets[2:21:02]   his grill[2:21:04]   and again, I just can't believe this[2:21:06]   is the pellet grill he chose to pod[2:21:08]   wait, I think you clicked too far ahead[2:21:10]   I went back, I'm going back[2:21:12]   here we go[2:21:14]   I'm going to beat you for a little bit, okay?[2:21:16]   I love you[2:21:18]   I don't love you[2:21:20]   that's the big problem[2:21:22]   I don't love you, that's the big problem[2:21:24]   to me, that's the craziest part of the whole video[2:21:26]   because what you would want to say is[2:21:28]   she goes, I love you, I've always loved you[2:21:30]   and you go, you don't act like you love me[2:21:32]   that's what you could say, you don't act like you love me[2:21:34]   you don't say, I don't love you[2:21:36]   like, that is[2:21:38]   that's a nuts thing to say[2:21:40]   to me, if that is ever said, then it's like, okay[2:21:42]   then I am leaving[2:21:44]   like, you know what I mean, then there's nothing else to discuss[2:21:46]   so I'm[2:21:48]   I'm looking at his socks, those are Under Armour[2:21:52]   right?[2:21:54]   Under Armour socks? Is that what we got here?[2:21:56]   looks like a[2:21:58]   very cool, very cool, are those some Navy shorts?[2:22:00]   very nice pillows[2:22:02]   no, I know it is so[2:22:04]   overdone and hacked to say that[2:22:06]   Crowder is gay, yeah, but like[2:22:08]   he is gay, that's the thing[2:22:10]   well, you know, I have this theory[2:22:12]   I have this theory[2:22:14]   where[2:22:16]   we've got[2:22:18]   out there currently[2:22:20]   there are about[2:22:22]   25% more gay people[2:22:24]   out there and[2:22:26]   they just refuse[2:22:28]   to be gay, it's not for everybody[2:22:30]   so, for example[2:22:32]   I always say this, anyone you think[2:22:34]   is gay, is gay[2:22:36]   Nick Jones[2:22:38]   who's another one, Tony Hinchcliffe[2:22:40]   these sorts of people[2:22:42]   they are all gay[2:22:44]   they're never[2:22:46]   going to want to be, it's not even about[2:22:48]   admitting they're afraid to admit[2:22:50]   they're turning their back[2:22:52]   to this whole gay thing and they're going to do that[2:22:54]   they've decided it's not for them[2:22:56]   they don't like the lifestyle, they don't want to be[2:22:58]   gay, they don't want to[2:23:00]   it's just a horrendous idea to them[2:23:02]   so there are tons[2:23:04]   of gay people out there[2:23:06]   who just refuse to be gay[2:23:08]   they're never going to do it, it's not about[2:23:10]   oh, you should just tell the truth because they haven't[2:23:12]   even told the truth to themselves[2:23:14]   you know, from the minute they discovered[2:23:16]   they were gay as a kid[2:23:18]   again, they slammed the door on that and they said[2:23:20]   this, I am not gay[2:23:22]   nope, and now they're[2:23:24]   forcing themselves through a life[2:23:26]   that's never going to work, it's causing a lot[2:23:28]   of problems, so again[2:23:30]   anybody that you suspect is gay[2:23:32]   is gay[2:23:34]   that's how that works[2:23:36]   this video is the biggest tell ever[2:23:38]   the way that[2:23:40]   first of all, the I don't love you[2:23:42]   imagine the most abusive[2:23:44]   man, like a 50's house[2:23:46]   just a husband[2:23:48]   and he's got his housewife and she's not doing the[2:23:50]   chores and he's like, get this, you're not making me do this[2:23:52]   you're not doing this, and then she's like[2:23:54]   oh, I love it, you're still going to go, I love you[2:23:56]   stupid bitch, get back[2:23:58]   and also[2:24:00]   the other biggest tell[2:24:02]   is the wifely duties[2:24:04]   and the tone that he[2:24:06]   speaks to her in is just like the way[2:24:08]   he acts on his show[2:24:10]   yeah, so this was interesting[2:24:12]   if you saw[2:24:14]   if you saw a tape of me[2:24:16]   you know[2:24:18]   like a hidden[2:24:20]   secret camera tape of me, it wouldn't be[2:24:22]   this me, because I'm doing[2:24:24]   a performance here, you see[2:24:26]   he though, in this tape[2:24:28]   is acting exactly like the[2:24:30]   Steven Crowder you see on the show[2:24:32]   so he's[2:24:34]   he treats his wife with the same[2:24:36]   performance attitude, so he's[2:24:38]   never really connected with this person, because he's[2:24:40]   doing Steven Crowder[2:24:42]   the on camera[2:24:44]   version, and a lot[2:24:46]   of people do this, a lot of people do this[2:24:48]   because they think it's some[2:24:50]   sort of betrayal to like[2:24:52]   not, like, they think like they're[2:24:54]   on air personality, like if somebody found out[2:24:56]   that they're different, off air, that it's[2:24:58]   like some sort of betrayal, so they almost[2:25:00]   just choose the on[2:25:02]   air personality to be, and that's[2:25:04]   going to get you in a lot of trouble, nobody wants[2:25:06]   an on air personality at dinner[2:25:08]   at a[2:25:10]   private dinner, I mean at a big dinner, yes[2:25:12]   of course, but[2:25:14]   you know, like if you saw a tape of me[2:25:16]   I would just be like, Jules, stop[2:25:18]   like, I don't know[2:25:20]   but, I wouldn't be like[2:25:22]   hey Jules, what are you doing[2:25:24]   and putting on a big show[2:25:26]   and he's acting just like the[2:25:28]   Crowder you see in the show, so that means his whole[2:25:30]   entire life and persona is[2:25:32]   an act that he's[2:25:34]   trying to convince everyone to be real[2:25:36]   and just[2:25:38]   the wife, like even the most[2:25:40]   misogynistic guy doesn't come out and go[2:25:42]   do your wifely duties[2:25:44]   that's almost like he saw that[2:25:46]   he read that in a book, or saw it on[2:25:48]   a TV show and he's like an autistic[2:25:50]   gay[2:25:52]   that's another thing, that's another[2:25:54]   thing that nobody's talking about[2:25:56]   this guy is autistic or something[2:25:58]   he's got a personality[2:26:00]   disorder, and that's why[2:26:02]   he can never really speak clearly[2:26:04]   like, anybody who saw him on TimKast[2:26:06]   he's talking in circles[2:26:08]   anybody who's ever tried to watch his show[2:26:10]   and figure out what he's trying to[2:26:12]   convey is kind of lost[2:26:14]   I think he's[2:26:16]   highly autistic or something like that[2:26:18]   and then heavily pumped up on[2:26:20]   Adderall, and he's been on so[2:26:22]   much Adderall and working, working, working[2:26:24]   momentum, momentum, momentum[2:26:26]   non-stop, that he's just become[2:26:28]   this[2:26:30]   you know, he doesn't know[2:26:32]   who he is anymore, you know, and when you[2:26:34]   work that hard, when you're always working[2:26:36]   you know, and this is why I say, you shouldn't[2:26:38]   be podcasting every day[2:26:40]   you shouldn't be doing this every[2:26:42]   day, it's too much, you're losing[2:26:44]   yourself, you're forgetting[2:26:46]   who you are in the real world, he[2:26:48]   has no real world, Steven, that's why[2:26:50]   he's got a parent's backyard, one car[2:26:52]   he doesn't have anything going on[2:26:54]   because he's at work seven days a week[2:26:56]   all day, every day[2:26:58]   so again, what good is it having[2:27:00]   kids, if you see them for two hours[2:27:02]   a week, what good is it having money[2:27:04]   if you can't spend it because you're working[2:27:06]   and what kind of life[2:27:08]   is it to live your whole[2:27:10]   life in this[2:27:12]   you know, career, that's just a person who's[2:27:14]   too afraid to[2:27:16]   to do his own life[2:27:18]   you're running away from it, you're doing the only thing[2:27:20]   that you've got power over, this career[2:27:22]   and people are[2:27:24]   way too into that, you've got to slow[2:27:26]   yourself down, you can't be[2:27:28]   on the air every day, you[2:27:30]   just can't, you don't know who you are[2:27:32]   anymore, you know[2:27:34]   it's not a good mix[2:27:36]   I've never received love[2:27:38]   and the fact is, look, I need an A, B, C[2:27:40]   and D[2:27:42]   I'm sorry to speak again, but even the fact that he thinks[2:27:44]   I've never received love from you[2:27:46]   when I ask you to go, A, B, C and D[2:27:48]   so to him, love is just[2:27:50]   someone following and obeying[2:27:52]   you, and there is[2:27:54]   no real love between a man and a woman[2:27:56]   in his household[2:27:58]   there's no real love, so the only thing[2:28:00]   that a marriage is to him[2:28:02]   is her discipline and respect[2:28:04]   exactly[2:28:06]   and again, I make[2:28:08]   Jules literally do everything for me[2:28:10]   probably, Jules does more for me[2:28:12]   than Crowder's wife does for him[2:28:14]   but when you love someone, you love doing[2:28:16]   things for them[2:28:18]   he basically just has[2:28:20]   a home assistant[2:28:22]   that's what she is[2:28:24]   she's the housekeeper[2:28:26]   she keeps the house, and she runs[2:28:28]   the personal[2:28:30]   operations of Crowder, and that's about it[2:28:48]   Jan and Dale[2:28:50]   worthy of a wife[2:28:52]   worthy, no, not as a wife[2:28:54]   I didn't say as a wife, Hillary, Hillary, come on now[2:28:56]   I'm not going to engage, I'm not going to engage you[2:28:58]   more[2:29:00]   she's like, I'm not worthy as a wife[2:29:02]   because it's like, come on[2:29:04]   think of all of the stuff she[2:29:06]   must do for him, and he's probably like[2:29:08]   a fucking monster, this is probably[2:29:10]   nothing compared to what she has to deal with[2:29:12]   yeah, that's what I would like to see[2:29:14]   all the tapes, please just keep releasing the tapes[2:29:16]   she's got no life ahead of you this Hillary[2:29:18]   no life, this is going to be your[2:29:20]   biggest thing, it's like with Halimar, Carly[2:29:22]   spill the beans[2:29:24]   it's going to be the best[2:29:26]   your life's not going to get any worse[2:29:28]   do it all, take him down[2:29:30]   I'll get you the tea[2:29:32]   I[2:29:34]   I[2:29:36]   I love you[2:29:38]   I commit it to you[2:29:40]   I[2:29:42]   I[2:29:44]   I[2:29:46]   the gloves thing is[2:29:48]   it's her job to take[2:29:50]   care of the dogs and give them[2:29:52]   their medicine, she's scared[2:29:54]   to give the dogs the medicine because[2:29:56]   it says pregnant women shouldn't handle[2:29:58]   this type of medicine, it could be toxic[2:30:00]   to pregnant women, so he's telling her to put[2:30:02]   on gloves and give the medicine[2:30:04]   and[2:30:06]   she refuses, of course[2:30:08]   she's not crazy[2:30:10]   you know, I'm trying to skip over the parts everybody[2:30:12]   else talked about, I don't really care about that[2:30:14]   I care more about the backyard[2:30:16]   yeah, we get it[2:30:18]   we get it, let's just finish it up[2:30:20]   I got better stuff to talk about[2:30:22]   you're not committed to anything[2:30:24]   you just said I love you, I'm committed to you[2:30:26]   walk the dogs front and front[2:30:28]   walk the dogs front and front[2:30:30]   are you committed to anything?[2:30:32]   are you committed to anything?[2:30:34]   are you committed to anything?[2:30:36]   walk the dogs[2:30:38]   put on some gloves[2:30:40]   are you committed enough to get the medication[2:30:42]   and then it says[2:30:44]   as the crowders head inside, Stephen gets angrier[2:30:46]   and angrier and by his own admission screams[2:30:48]   I will fuck you up at his pregnant wife[2:30:50]   Hillary[2:30:52]   who then flees[2:30:54]   another dog[2:30:56]   thing there, they're home[2:30:58]   now why can't[2:31:00]   this now cut to the front ring camera[2:31:02]   and we see the fleeing[2:31:04]   very little production work here[2:31:06]   with this one[2:31:08]   so that was obviously wonderful[2:31:10]   the whole world covered it[2:31:12]   everybody loved it[2:31:14]   it was very good[2:31:16]   very funny[2:31:18]   what else should we do with this crowded thing?[2:31:20]   so there's a new story[2:31:22]   yeah, let's hear this new thing that came out today[2:31:26]   I'm sending it over[2:31:28]   send it over[2:31:30]   send it over[2:31:32]   we can also show his next show after this[2:31:34]   yeah, that was good[2:31:36]   we should show you what he's like now[2:31:38]   his first show back after the tape was leaked[2:31:40]   is a really good one to watch[2:31:42]   but let's see this new story[2:31:44]   here maybe we should go in order then[2:31:46]   it's at the top of next up[2:31:48]   crowders first episode back[2:31:50]   you can show it for a second[2:31:52]   yeah, look at this[2:31:54]   this was really weird[2:31:56]   well, let's watch that Instagram tape[2:31:58]   where he said[2:32:00]   Instagram tape where he said that this is war and he's going to go to war with[2:32:04]   his wife. Let's see that really quick. Which one's that? Um,[2:32:07]   that's Crowder's statement. Crowder's statement. So, okay.[2:32:10]   So the leaked tape comes out, right? And he makes a statement on Instagram.[2:32:15]   Let's watch that really quick. Cause this was, this was good.[2:32:19]   And this was really exciting. Here he is.[2:32:23]   He went to the studio, filmed the tape. Let's see what he says.[2:32:27]   Video has no sound. Video has no sound. Okay. Why?[2:32:32]   Why is it saying video has no sound and I can't unmute.[2:32:36]   Did it get what's going on? He wrote this. If you click over to this side.[2:32:39]   I know, but why does the video have no sound anymore?[2:32:41]   Is that happening for anyone else? I don't want to read.[2:32:45]   That's the last thing I want to do on this damn show is read ever. I mean,[2:32:48]   you know how much breath that takes to read, you know, um,[2:32:53]   why is this as strange? I've never seen anything like this.[2:32:56]   Video has no sound. Oh, wait, it's working for me.[2:33:01]   Really? Look at that.[2:33:02]   Is this a new sort of restriction where I've been sound blocked by some people?[2:33:07]   What would be the point of that?[2:33:09]   Put your microphone up to your speaker there. Play it from your laptop. Okay.[2:33:15]   Try that. Can we do it at the exact same time? Yeah. One, two, three, go.[2:33:19]   I commented on my ongoing divorce on Tuesday,[2:33:22]   requesting privacy in the best interest of the family,[2:33:24]   but also by court order agreed upon by all parties. Look,[2:33:28]   broken marriages are ugly and in them people do ugly things. Myself,[2:33:32]   of course included. I would never claim otherwise. However,[2:33:36]   due to recent misleadingly edited leaks to the tabloid press without context[2:33:41]   and not subject to consequences of the court. Well, if not privacy,[2:33:45]   the next best option is truth.[2:33:48]   So today I have filed a motion to officially unseal all files as they relate to[2:33:53]   the matter of legal record finances, relevant medical records,[2:33:57]   including mental health history or evaluations,[2:33:59]   depositions and any motions or sanctions from the courts of Texas.[2:34:04]   I will not be leaking private marital information to the press,[2:34:08]   but if the privacy agreements are not respected by all parties,[2:34:11]   I will address all that is a matter of irrefutable legal record in full context[2:34:17]   next week. I commented on my ongoing divorce. Okay. That's, uh,[2:34:21]   awesome. Huh? Very cool. Oh, look, one of my comments is here.[2:34:27]   This makes Brian Callan seem very guilty.[2:34:32]   He's going to have to reexamine his case. Look at this.[2:34:35]   132 likes 17 comments. I never get this on a Crowder.[2:34:40]   Let's view some of these replies. Brandon Mueller. Wow.[2:34:45]   Hold on. I gotta, am I seeing all the replies? Let's see. Uh,[2:34:50]   there was one that was really funny here. No, I can't view him. Well,[2:34:54]   there it was 133 likes. They got some great replies. Are these them? Well,[2:34:58]   maybe he did restrict you because Callan and Brendan also do this week.[2:35:02]   Remember? This is great news. So, um, yeah,[2:35:05]   this week I went to look at Callan's Instagram and I've always had access to it[2:35:10]   and I've been banned.[2:35:13]   Brian Callan personally banned me.[2:35:16]   Brendan Schaub personally banned me.[2:35:20]   I have no access to their Instagrams anymore. Here's another one.[2:35:25]   Ethan Klein. Did I say this last show? No.[2:35:28]   Ethan Klein has hid his story from me.[2:35:34]   So there's an option there on Instagram where it's not blocking,[2:35:38]   but you could go and you could click on my profile and you could write hide[2:35:43]   story. And now I can't view Ethan Klein's Instagram stories.[2:35:47]   I always had access to these. So sometime in the last week,[2:35:51]   Ethan Klein personally went to my profile,[2:35:55]   click those three dots in and hit hide story[2:36:00]   so that I could no longer view his Instagram stories. So what's going on?[2:36:04]   I wonder what Ethan Klein might've heard.[2:36:07]   I wonder what made Brendan and Brian Callan finally pull the trigger and block[2:36:12]   me. Isn't that amazing to be blocked by those guys? So they know me.[2:36:17]   How much of my Instagram profile did they scroll through before that block?[2:36:22]   How many photos of me have they seen?[2:36:25]   How many of my words have they heard? I think that's really awesome.[2:36:29]   I got a little guy here.[2:36:33]   So that was Crowder's statement.[2:36:34]   And we were all excited because we're gone. Uh, wow.[2:36:38]   Monday he's going to do this whole public fight with his wife.[2:36:41]   He's going to war with his wife.[2:36:43]   Let me show you what his first show back after the leaked tape was[2:36:48]   like, check this out.[2:36:51]   Starting show.[2:36:54]   This is a bullshit, uh, sketch. I'll fast forward that[2:37:00]   terrible sketch. Uh,[2:37:03]   they're very sure there's Callen, Nick DiPello and Callen in the,[2:37:07]   and remind me to talk about Callen's involvement in this.[2:37:09]   Like I just read off that comment.[2:37:11]   Okay. Here we go. Let's see.[2:37:15]   Where did he get this shot?[2:37:17]   Huh?[2:37:41]   That's my popular demand. The sip. The sip.[2:37:43]   I need to change my headphones cause the sip was too loud.[2:37:44]   Rylan Adams show. And it's very hot. I was like,[2:37:49]   I got to do the sip again. And then[2:37:52]   it's a ball of laughs, right? So they're in a great mood.[2:37:55]   This is Crowder's first show back.[2:37:56]   We thought he was going to start with one of his serious announcements,[2:37:59]   but they've made the executive decision to have a blast[2:38:05]   load the show up with comedy and pretend that[2:38:09]   nothing happened. So let's watch. This is the intro show again,[2:38:13]   his first show back after the league tapes.[2:38:15]   You got everybody yelling about Lando,[2:38:17]   everybody yelling about the divorce and everybody yelling about the tape.[2:38:21]   And this is what he gives his fans.[2:38:24]   He's a professional.[2:38:24]   Everything. Everything. The first viewer. Very nice start. Stole it from Pops.[2:38:29]   Man. There's a lot to get to today. This is a busy show. It is a busy show,[2:38:33]   but it's the kind of smile. I watch a lot of these Crowder's,[2:38:37]   especially the beginnings,[2:38:39]   his smiles a little bit bigger than it ever has been.[2:38:43]   So they're doing the fake smiles and the laughter is rolling[2:38:48]   like never before. And the comedy wait till you see how much comedy they've[2:38:53]   packed into this show.[2:38:54]   So usually like they'll have one little comedic moment at the beginning.[2:38:59]   So for every one comedic moment that they usually have, he's put in six[2:39:05]   six timed it. What's happening here with this?[2:39:10]   Got a big booty. I got a big backyard. You should see a big,[2:39:13]   I've just been doing hip thrusts and squats only my ass is like this[2:39:18]   big. You should see the backyard on me. Huge butt,[2:39:23]   huge butt. Okay. Listen, I'm sure we live for,[2:39:25]   so the Epstein logs now have revealed a little bit more than we anticipated.[2:39:29]   So that's fun. Uh, I think my, I don't know if I, because of my, my red tide,[2:39:33]   but my ears feel like the headphones are normal. They're normal.[2:39:37]   We screw with him most days, but not today.[2:39:38]   We'll be talking about Brittany Griner's comments that she just made.[2:39:41]   It should be a, the tranny and the, the, the men from beating up women.[2:39:46]   And also the white house correspondent center was really, really bad.[2:39:51]   And then we'll talk about men being up women. Oh yeah. That was you.[2:39:54]   I just missed that. Cause I was in my own head thinking about Brittany Griner's[2:39:59]   that's a tranny.[2:40:02]   How many people out there like me think Brittany Griner is a trans person?[2:40:07]   Like that's what I thought this whole time. She told me, no, that's a woman,[2:40:10]   a six. I mean, I hope I'm right. I thought it was, I think it's trans.[2:40:15]   That's why it doesn't make it easy. Like why any, yo, yo, yo, what up homie?[2:40:20]   I didn't know who Brittany Griner was till this episode. I'm not kidding.[2:40:25]   This just came out two days ago. Had no idea what that was.[2:40:29]   That's how cool I've been. Okay. Watch this. Listen to what he says here.[2:40:34]   The men from beating up women. Wait.[2:40:37]   That she just made it should be a crime to ban the, the,[2:40:40]   the men from beating up women.[2:40:42]   That's not an appropriate time to say men beating up women.[2:40:45]   You got to get that out of there right now. Because everyone went, well, what?[2:40:48]   Men beating up women. That's what we're, that makes everyone's ears perk up.[2:40:51]   Yeah. Don't you understand? That makes us all think of the tapes. Okay.[2:40:56]   Let's see what else happens here.[2:40:58]   And also the white house correspondent center was really, really bad,[2:41:02]   but there are some fridian slips there that are hilarious. Yes.[2:41:06]   It'd be fun to make fun of.[2:41:07]   And we have another installment of the flying V versus Chuck Todd,[2:41:09]   which really isn't fair, but it's a mix. It's kind of a potluck.[2:41:13]   There's a lot to get to. We'll try and cover all of it.[2:41:17]   That's revelatory. Is that the right word?[2:41:20]   Maybe it's the beginning of the end.[2:41:22]   Who do you think is the biggest name to be revealed on Epstein's list and with[2:41:26]   what frequency?[2:41:27]   That's the time that I wrote like seven 30 is when the laughs really begin.[2:41:32]   Well, there were laughs all the way up until that,[2:41:34]   but this is a good one. And I really wanted to show you a how they manically.[2:41:39]   So there's no mention of this tape, no mention of the divorce,[2:41:42]   no mention of all the problems part of the show. He does say, watch it.[2:41:46]   He does. He goes, watch it. And you're going,[2:41:48]   why would you say watch it again? When that's your main line.[2:41:51]   Now was that an Under Armour flag? No.[2:41:54]   And look who he brings on family values. Papa Crowder.[2:41:59]   This is Crowder's actual dad. We're not making a joke. Sorry.[2:42:04]   He brought his dad is the co-host today.[2:42:07]   Imagine doing a show in front of your dad.[2:42:13]   Here's another thing. What dad allows his son to be a wise ass?[2:42:18]   Like my dad, if he was sitting here,[2:42:20]   he'd be cringing because you don't want to see your son act like this.[2:42:25]   So the fact that Crowder's dad is a co-host[2:42:30]   and I think he's like Crowder's booker and manager or some bullshit like that.[2:42:35]   That's really weird to me. A father and son,[2:42:38]   I don't think should have that sort of relationship.[2:42:41]   And to have Crowder be like the boss of his dad and Crowder's sitting in like[2:42:45]   the desk and the dad sitting in the chair and had to have that role reversal.[2:42:51]   That's something that no dad should want.[2:42:54]   So this dad must've got caught with some[2:42:58]   discs. I bet this dad's got a drawer.[2:43:02]   He opens it up like this and it's a locked drawer with zip discs.[2:43:07]   What are those called? Zip drive discs.[2:43:10]   And each one you pull them out and it's transformed that he's filmed himself.[2:43:15]   Hundreds of tapes. Crowder found those tapes as a kid. And his dad said, please,[2:43:19]   I'll do anything. Don't tell Cal entourage,[2:43:24]   you for you. So his dad's here and his dad is laughing up a storm.[2:43:29]   And I could tell Crowder goes, I think you should be on the show today.[2:43:32]   It'll show that the family is still good. I mean,[2:43:35]   these people operate like succession. Everything to them is a PR move.[2:43:40]   Everything to them is how could we make this look okay?[2:43:44]   And nothing looks worse. You've done quite the opposite.[2:43:47]   Nothing looks worse than having this abusive,[2:43:51]   alleged rapist. Now,[2:43:54]   can you call someone an alleged rapist? If nobody's alleged to that.[2:43:59]   I don't know. I don't think so. How about presumed rapist?[2:44:03]   This is a guy where I hope,[2:44:07]   I hope that he has raped somebody. And I know he has,[2:44:12]   I can't prove it. It's all alleged in my own mind.[2:44:15]   And here he is with his nice shiny, heavy wedding ring.[2:44:20]   And they wear these reading winks. Cause it gives a.[2:44:22]   Do you think that Crowder's dad treated his mom like that?[2:44:27]   Crowder's parents did.[2:44:28]   That's what I mean. It's like, how could you show your face?[2:44:30]   Papa Crowder after your son did this, you should be reprimanding your son.[2:44:35]   You should be so mad at your son for this display. Okay.[2:44:40]   You should be disgusted with him. You should go.[2:44:42]   That makes me look like a fool. You've made an ass out of the whole family,[2:44:45]   but instead he's here laughing it up. He's his son's,[2:44:50]   uh, co-host he's sitting there laughing at all his son's jokes.[2:44:55]   When's the last time your dad laughed at one of your jokes. That's insane.[2:44:58]   My dad laughs at all my jokes.[2:44:59]   If I said a joke in front of my dad, this is what we need to do. Knock it off.[2:45:04]   Knock it off wise guy. You know, that would disgust him.[2:45:08]   I want Crowder's parents divorced this year.[2:45:12]   Well, they probably are divorced. I mean,[2:45:14]   do we know anything about Crowder's mom?[2:45:15]   I mean, he's wearing a ring.[2:45:17]   You taught him this and look at this. Every evil man has one of these,[2:45:22]   these Turkey gullets. And it's like,[2:45:25]   how do you grow one of these and how do you stop it?[2:45:28]   Cause that is probably the worst thing a human body could grow a gullet. Okay.[2:45:33]   Let's see what happens next.[2:45:35]   What's the police flag. We hate the police. Oh, all right. Okay.[2:45:39]   But we like free speech. All right. Well,[2:45:41]   how do you make sure that other people don't kick your ass? Oh no.[2:45:44]   I look like a walking Johnny Depp, 16 bracelet, hot topic, rotating.[2:45:51]   What's so fucking funny guys.[2:45:55]   Let's keep the laughs rolling today, guys, big smiles today.[2:45:59]   Let's make sure business as usual.[2:46:02]   It's going to show the family is strong and they even did another segment here[2:46:07]   that includes the whole staff coming in.[2:46:10]   And I think he wanted to show that, look,[2:46:12]   we've got all these people on the staff,[2:46:14]   all these female members of the staff, and they're all fine with this.[2:46:17]   He really wanted to, to put that on display today.[2:46:21]   I grew out of it. Now do the Quran. You know what? You don't even do the Quran.[2:46:25]   This is again, this is the first tape back after that leaked ring tape.[2:46:31]   I mean, you're, you're allowed to take the day off after that tape comes out,[2:46:34]   you're allowed to disappear for a bit.[2:46:38]   Uh, you're allowed to come on the show and say, I'm like humiliated.[2:46:42]   I'm humiliated from this tape, but we got to move on. You can say something,[2:46:46]   but to pretend this never happened. It's like, do you think any,[2:46:50]   so he must think all these Christians that listen to him are dirt stupid.[2:46:54]   That's what he must think. If he tries to do something like this,[2:46:58]   you know what I mean?[2:47:00]   That's why I think he might be autistic because how could you like,[2:47:04]   if this happens, it's okay to be like, I need a week.[2:47:08]   Yeah. I got to think. And it's like, you do need to think,[2:47:11]   you need to take a break and think now this is you have no time to do[2:47:16]   Epstein.[2:47:17]   But maybe he, because of this daily wire thing,[2:47:21]   he's just trying to get started on rumble. Gerald's the CEO now,[2:47:24]   no more blaze. He might be fucked.[2:47:27]   Like he might not be able to take one day off.[2:47:29]   So let's show you the laughing.[2:47:30]   And then I want to show you this rumble thing because this is really atrocious.[2:47:33]   And I think this is going to cause and don't forget the new news. Yeah.[2:47:37]   This is going to cause, uh, some policy changes.[2:47:40]   And I think a lot of people are going to be upset with Crowder because you'll[2:47:43]   see, hold on.[2:47:45]   You really want to have balls go for this. I'm a, I'm, I'm, I'm a Christian.[2:47:49]   You're a Christian. Any of you bothered by them doing it? No,[2:47:52]   I think it's about, if you go through a divorce,[2:47:55]   you're not a Christian anymore until you make it back up. You're just not,[2:47:59]   sorry. What have you done? That's so good and Christian right now.[2:48:03]   You're in trouble every week. I'm a Christian. I'm a Christian. Oh,[2:48:07]   good for you. So am I, I'm a Christian.[2:48:11]   I mean, you got to really think your audience is so stupid,[2:48:16]   you know, that you could just do all this horrible shit,[2:48:18]   but then just say I'm a Christian. Oh, wonderful.[2:48:21]   And just to make it clear for people who might not know,[2:48:23]   it wasn't like Crowder's haters or sharing this clip.[2:48:27]   It's like this fight video was all there was on the internet for the weekend.[2:48:32]   Everyone played it. Every, I mean,[2:48:35]   there could be a hundred million people might've seen this.[2:48:39]   So it's not really something that you can just sweep under the rug. No,[2:48:42]   it's not. Okay. I'm a Christian. You're a Christian.[2:48:45]   Any of you bothered by them doing it? No, I think it's stupid.[2:48:48]   You're just giving so much credibility to what you're tearing up.[2:48:51]   Have you ever torn up a satanic Bible, the satanic verse, anything like that?[2:48:54]   Have you ever felt compelled to go out and do that? I did it in this Christian[2:48:57]   shit. Stop it already. Well, with all your religion,[2:49:00]   how much more do you got to know, you know,[2:49:02]   before you stop with all this cookey religion enough with your excuses,[2:49:08]   end it. You know, how long are you going to go on with this non?[2:49:13]   Geez. You know, enough with this goddamn Christian.[2:49:18]   All right. Look what they do here. No, no, no, no, no. Not anyways.[2:49:21]   I got something to show people. Oh, really?[2:49:24]   29 42. What happens here?[2:49:27]   I think that's what you're about. Okay. So look what they do now.[2:49:31]   So remember Crowder made this big thing about moving to rumble.[2:49:36]   I'm moving to rumble.[2:49:36]   He's using the mug club as his own private server,[2:49:41]   you know,[2:49:42]   cause he knows he can't afford to buy a server like we do and host his own[2:49:45]   videos. He's got too many viewers.[2:49:47]   It would cost him millions and millions a month to run servers.[2:49:51]   So that's all this mug club is. He needs a host for mug club.[2:49:56]   So we found rumble who, you know,[2:49:59]   and rumble is created by Dave Rubin, by the way,[2:50:03]   I need everyone to know and please mark this day down and mark my prediction[2:50:08]   down.[2:50:09]   Rumble has no fucking money and will[2:50:14]   not be able to make money or keep up with this whatsoever.[2:50:18]   They're doing one of those startup, uh,[2:50:21]   schemes right now where it's borrowed time, borrowed money.[2:50:25]   They're promising everybody the world.[2:50:27]   There is no way they're going to be able to pay for the bandwidth and give[2:50:32]   everybody free video hosting similar to YouTube and to compete with YouTube.[2:50:37]   I mean, YouTube spends billions to keep that thing going. Okay.[2:50:41]   You know how much people don't understand how much video bandwidth,[2:50:44]   especially at the way rumble is trying to do it costs. It's just,[2:50:48]   that's why nobody could do it. I mean, Vimeo failed.[2:50:51]   Everybody else fails because it's all seems fine and dandy.[2:50:56]   But then once you start getting a million views, you find out real quick,[2:50:59]   it's not worth it.[2:51:01]   And rumble is not going to have the advertising dollars that YouTube has to[2:51:05]   cover those costs.[2:51:06]   I don't even think YouTube has the money to cover those costs owned by Google.[2:51:10]   Yeah. And YouTube's been in the red forever.[2:51:13]   So I think this rumble is all smoke and mirrors.[2:51:17]   I think you got Dave Rubin and company over there, uh,[2:51:21]   scared out of their mind. You know,[2:51:23]   that's why you don't see those guys celebrating this too much.[2:51:26]   I think they fully know that it's just a matter of time before this[2:51:31]   all goes to shit.[2:51:32]   And how many people are going to be furious with them when it does,[2:51:37]   you know, I don't know why they're promising everybody that you could say,[2:51:40]   whatever you want. How's that going to work with the advertisers?[2:51:45]   You think the advertisers is going to go, Oh, well,[2:51:46]   it's rumble so you can say whatever you want.[2:51:48]   Catch 22 where it's all great.[2:51:51]   You start everything up by saying whatever you want.[2:51:53]   And the second you get a big advertiser, which would make you successful,[2:51:57]   you have to stop that.[2:51:59]   Exactly. So they're either going to have to stop all the free speech stuff.[2:52:02]   They're going to start limiting, you know, the quality.[2:52:05]   They're going to do something. It's going to go to shit. Mark my words.[2:52:08]   And please mark them today.[2:52:11]   Rumble will fail. You know, people think, Oh,[2:52:15]   but no, they've got an investor. Believe me,[2:52:18]   the investors ain't going to be around for this failure and watch what Crowder's[2:52:23]   been doing. So Crowder's main show is on YouTube,[2:52:26]   who he hates and says that they censor and that they're the worst.[2:52:29]   And he's been in a fight, legal battles with YouTube for years,[2:52:32]   but he can't leave YouTube because he's too much of a coward.[2:52:36]   And he knows that he doesn't have a show without YouTube. See,[2:52:40]   for every 500 listeners you have on YouTube or 500 viewers you have on[2:52:45]   YouTube that, uh, translates to one viewer,[2:52:50]   anywhere else. Okay. YouTube is a fantasy.[2:52:54]   Okay. Take the H3 podcast.[2:52:56]   Just think of yourself.[2:52:57]   What does it take for you to get off YouTube for someone you have to really[2:53:02]   fucking want to see them?[2:53:03]   The only reason anybody has any sort of view on YouTube is because people are[2:53:07]   there anyway, and something is given to them.[2:53:11]   It's popped up on their feed. You know,[2:53:13]   I've heard Crowder a million times complain about not being, uh,[2:53:18]   suggested.[2:53:20]   And it's like, who the fuck told you,[2:53:23]   you have the right to get suggested and nobody suggested me.[2:53:28]   You know, I don't like this. You do. I don't like the algorithm.[2:53:31]   I don't like the fact that the algorithm hands out free opportunity to people.[2:53:36]   It doesn't make any sense. The H3 podcast, take them. For example,[2:53:41]   if they just started a website and did the exact same show on a website,[2:53:47]   they'd have 500 viewers.[2:53:50]   YouTube is the only reason any of these people exist and Crowder knows it.[2:53:53]   Crowder's not getting a million people.[2:53:56]   Even now he can't get a million people to follow him anywhere.[2:54:00]   And he's got the million. They're only there cause it's YouTube. It's easy.[2:54:04]   And that's what people are used to.[2:54:06]   And it's the same thing as like flipping through the channels on TV. Okay.[2:54:10]   You're getting a free view. It's like, nobody would listen to, uh, to, uh,[2:54:16]   um, uh, imagine dragons. If it wasn't on the radio given to you,[2:54:20]   you wouldn't go and find that yourself. So it's this fantasy.[2:54:25]   YouTube is this free gift that they've all been given.[2:54:30]   The algorithm gives them the fans, YouTube covers all the costs,[2:54:33]   millions of dollars in costs, YouTube covers,[2:54:36]   but they want to do this uncensored show and they want to get paid for it.[2:54:40]   So they've made a deal with rumble.[2:54:43]   Now watch what he does to get people over to rumble.[2:54:47]   So this is his main show on YouTube. In about every 10 minutes,[2:54:51]   he does this.[2:54:52]   This is going to ham radio. He's done.[2:54:56]   Tucker's first tweet after separation with Fox news received in its[2:55:01]   first day.[2:55:03]   Okay. It goes to a splash screen. So he'll be talking.[2:55:06]   And anytime they talk about something that YouTube doesn't allow.[2:55:10]   So he says they put on a splash screen that says,[2:55:13]   this show is not safe for YouTube. We are still live on rumble.[2:55:17]   They're simulcasting on rumble.[2:55:20]   Go there now in about every 10 minutes through a show.[2:55:23]   And he's been abusing it on today's show. It was crazy.[2:55:27]   Because what he wants to do is slowly siphon the YouTube[2:55:32]   viewers over to rumble and you go, Oh yeah, that's fine.[2:55:35]   How long do you think YouTube is going to put up with this?[2:55:39]   Why would YouTube want to allow this? Mark my words,[2:55:44]   if he keeps this up and if other people start doing it,[2:55:47]   YouTube will make a new policy where you cannot advertise to[2:55:52]   send your listeners somewhere else to take them from YouTube and send them to a[2:55:56]   competitor.[2:55:57]   And he's going to ruin it for everybody.[2:55:58]   Twitter has done this right with sub stack.[2:56:00]   Twitter tried to do that with sub stack. Believe me,[2:56:04]   this policy will come if he keeps doing this because what's in it for YouTube to[2:56:08]   allow him to do this,[2:56:10]   to steal their viewers and take them over to rumble. And not to mention,[2:56:15]   you can't even watch the YouTube show anymore because every 10 minutes it cuts[2:56:18]   to this and it goes on forever like this. Well, this one might be short,[2:56:21]   but some of them go on for 20 minutes.[2:56:26]   Yes. It's not just like one.[2:56:27]   No, look, this is his show right now.[2:56:30]   So you're watching the show and it does this.[2:56:38]   And[2:56:41]   it's like, that's your harebrained idea, Crowder.[2:56:45]   Like that's what you're going to do.[2:56:46]   That's like the most classless tacky way to do this. How about you say,[2:56:50]   I don't like YouTube censorship and I'm going to make a stand.[2:56:53]   I'm leaving YouTube and I'm going to rumble,[2:56:56]   but you didn't do that because you still need everything that YouTube has to[2:57:01]   offer. So if you want to be on YouTube,[2:57:04]   follow their rules or leave or stop whining about it.[2:57:08]   But you work with YouTube. You know what I mean?[2:57:12]   So if YouTube is the enemy, why are you working with the enemy? You know,[2:57:16]   it's like Hassan Piker, who, uh,[2:57:19]   is this communist or what do they call it?[2:57:22]   Where you want all the money to be shared. You know, what do they call it?[2:57:26]   Jules? God damn it. Socialist. There it is. Uh,[2:57:30]   Hassan Piker is like a known socialist.[2:57:33]   And he's always complaining about Amazon and how Amazon,[2:57:38]   uh, you know, treats their workers and how they should have better pay.[2:57:41]   But meanwhile, he's on Twitch. That's where he makes his living.[2:57:46]   Twitch is owned by Amazon. So it's like,[2:57:50]   if you want to make a statement, then build your own website,[2:57:53]   put it on there,[2:57:54]   or at least go to another website that isn't owned by your enemy.[2:57:59]   That would be like, if I, uh, our servers were owned by Anthony Kumiya,[2:58:05]   but nobody gives people shit about this. Nobody seems to care.[2:58:09]   They all just live in this fictitious fantasy.[2:58:14]   Um, you know, and I mean, he's definitely, if he keeps doing this,[2:58:17]   they're nobody's going to be able to post their other sites on YouTube anymore.[2:58:21]   Exactly. And I think he's going to ruin it for everybody. And yeah.[2:58:24]   So they're going to say, sorry, uh, you can't promote a direct competitor.[2:58:29]   I mean, they already had some rules like that and they've done stuff like that[2:58:33]   before, right? They've made restrictions like that before.[2:58:36]   I feel like there is kind of already a rule.[2:58:39]   So everyone report this to you too. And surely YouTube knows about this.[2:58:43]   I don't know why they're putting up with it.[2:58:45]   I don't know why they simply just say, come on, man.[2:58:47]   That's you're stealing from us now.[2:58:49]   We're giving you all this money to run your show.[2:58:53]   It's costing YouTube millions of dollars to run Crowder's show with the amount[2:58:56]   of views he gets and to keep that whole archive up. And, uh,[2:59:01]   you're just stealing from them.[2:59:02]   You're stealing from the person who made you, who you are.[2:59:07]   You'd never be where you are without YouTube. You know, you can't leave YouTube.[2:59:11]   It's obvious or you'd leave and, uh, you're just stealing from them.[2:59:16]   So you're also a thief. You're a dirty thief with zero principles.[2:59:20]   So the marriage stuff was a sham. Uh,[2:59:23]   your principles on big tech and all this shit are a sham.[2:59:27]   It's all a lie.[2:59:29]   And I don't understand why people sit there and live in this fantasy that that's[2:59:33]   all real. I texted you the newest. Yes. I'm so excited.[2:59:37]   Is this it here? Yes. New York magazine. You have to read it, unfortunately,[2:59:41]   but it's short.[2:59:43]   Oh my God. I haven't read ahead. I've only read the headline.[2:59:48]   Okay. Let's do a drink before this. Put on some nicer music here.[2:59:53]   Let's get in the crude. Thank you for listening to red.[2:59:56]   Thank you for being scars. Did you join scars yet?[3:00:01]   It's the very least you could do it. It's so cheap. We haven't raised the price.[3:00:06]   Think about that price. Think about how cheap that is.[3:00:09]   That could be double the price. Uh,[3:00:14]   it is your duty to join the scars club and to encourage others.[3:00:18]   If you see someone else who's not scars club, you know,[3:00:20]   be very upset about that. Um,[3:00:24]   cause this show makes zero money. We, uh,[3:00:28]   we're very broke. Thank you. Cheers, everybody.[3:00:41]   Oh yeah.[3:00:46]   Okay. I can't believe what I'm about to pull up here. You know,[3:00:49]   we're going to change this thing. I, I figured, uh,[3:00:52]   last week I was reading something. I kept, I was very high, very drunk,[3:00:55]   but that's still no excuse. But here's what is an excuse. You really,[3:00:59]   it's very hard to read on a big TV, right up close to it.[3:01:03]   The words are too far apart from each other.[3:01:06]   So you can't like proofread it in your head.[3:01:09]   She'll start reading a sentence and you got to follow it.[3:01:11]   It's a very bad way to read.[3:01:12]   We came up with a solution that we're going to show you next week,[3:01:16]   but she's saying zip it. Don't tell them.[3:01:18]   You always, every time I come up with an idea,[3:01:20]   you want to say the idea before. Yeah, I do. Don't you want to just do that?[3:01:24]   No, I like telling everybody about what we do,[3:01:28]   but we have an idea coming next week. Well, this is,[3:01:31]   I didn't even want to read anything on the screen over hyped until we had the[3:01:35]   new idea. No, the idea is fine. I didn't over-hype it.[3:01:40]   I've got a brand new idea of how I'm going to read stuff on the show.[3:01:44]   It doesn't include AI. It doesn't include, uh,[3:01:48]   having a robot read it. I will be reading it,[3:01:52]   but in a new way that will be easier.[3:01:56]   Cause I was listening back to the show and it was like a complete retard.[3:02:02]   You're not really good at reading.[3:02:03]   I went to the doctor and he said that I actually am retarded,[3:02:09]   that I was born retarded. And he can't believe what he's seeing.[3:02:12]   He can't believe that my head is kind of normal shaped.[3:02:16]   He couldn't believe it.[3:02:18]   They said they found retarded DNA in my jeans. I was disgusted. Okay.[3:02:23]   What I'm about to read to you is wild. I haven't read this.[3:02:27]   This just came out today. Yes. Okay. The show started. Here we go.[3:02:32]   Steven Crowder exposed himself at work.[3:02:38]   Ex staffers say[3:02:40]   nagila haba nagila haba nagila weekdays on Nick hype.[3:02:49]   This is amazing. So yeah, he's had a lot of people.[3:02:51]   Remember Owen Benjamin who just called me a genius today was Crowder's old[3:02:55]   cohost. I am very connected in all these stories by the way.[3:02:59]   It's almost weird. I'm connected in everything that's going on in the world.[3:03:03]   Andrew Tate, Crowder, everybody name one subject that I'm not connected to.[3:03:09]   Go ahead. She can't do it.[3:03:12]   Even Biden I'm connected to because, uh, I'll tell you this,[3:03:19]   I got something to tell you.[3:03:23]   I am a huge fan of president Biden.[3:03:32]   He's awesome. I mean, why not? Have you guys ever looked at him for a second?[3:03:36]   I decided that everybody on the left makes fun of him.[3:03:40]   Everybody on the right hates him. Nobody seems to actually like him.[3:03:45]   So now my new thing is I think Biden is really cool.[3:03:50]   He's a good president. He's funny. He's with it. He's friend.[3:03:54]   Let's go. Brandon makes me feel safe. Yes. Jokes made me laugh.[3:03:58]   If anybody asks me like, Oh, this guy's like the biggest Biden head.[3:04:02]   He's obsessed with Biden.[3:04:05]   He can't stop talking. Like I'm into Biden.[3:04:08]   Like people were into Barack Obama. Like people were into Bernie.[3:04:12]   Like people were, I am like, I will do anything for Biden.[3:04:15]   That's just one thing about me. Tell everybody. Okay.[3:04:20]   Be like, he's not on the left. He hates the left.[3:04:23]   He's not into politics at all. This is what I want you to say. He's,[3:04:28]   but he's obsessed and he's not obsessed with anyone else in politics.[3:04:31]   Just Joe Biden. And not in an ironic way.[3:04:36]   He's his biggest fan.[3:04:40]   And he can't wait for the newsletter to come every week. Okay.[3:04:44]   Steven Crowder exposed himself at[3:04:49]   work says an ex staffer. Like I was saying Owen Benjamin had a bunch of horror[3:04:53]   stories about him. Dave Landau.[3:04:56]   He used to have this guy named not gay.[3:04:59]   Jared, not gay Jared. He was his co-host for many years.[3:05:04]   He disappeared. Never was spoken about again.[3:05:08]   No one ever knew where he went.[3:05:09]   They say that he was locked up in an N D A guys.[3:05:14]   Here's another one for you. There is no such thing as an N D A.[3:05:21]   No one will ever sue you for breaking the terms of[3:05:25]   an NDA. It's the same thing as jury duty.[3:05:29]   Like I tell you all the time,[3:05:31]   just because someone says you have to do something does not mean you do.[3:05:37]   It is always better to break an NDA NDA than to not and[3:05:42]   not gay. Jared, you have nothing.[3:05:43]   You think Crowder's going to sue you right now for what he's got some,[3:05:47]   and then he's going to go to court and be like, Oh,[3:05:50]   all the stuff I'm suing you for is so horrific. Like that's just going to make it[3:05:53]   bigger. Stop being scared of these NDA's.[3:05:57]   And how much are you going to get sued for? 10 bucks? You got no money.[3:06:01]   Tell them that I don't got any money coach.[3:06:04]   And you don't even have to show up to court. Did you know that people keep[3:06:07]   showing up to the damn court? You don't have to.[3:06:09]   What do you think they're going to do? They don't have the time anymore.[3:06:13]   No one has the time to do anything. You could speed,[3:06:16]   you could break any law you want. No one's going to do shit. All right.[3:06:19]   He exposed himself like his beep beep,[3:06:23]   his slang. Okay.[3:06:26]   The first paragraph is basically a recap of Crowder's horrid week in a statement[3:06:30]   from his soon to be ex Hillary.[3:06:32]   She claims that he's been engaging in mentally and emotionally abusive behavior[3:06:35]   for years. You can go on to paragraph two, paragraph two.[3:06:40]   Oh, you want me to read this? Oh, do you want me to read it? I will.[3:06:43]   While Crowder denied the[3:06:46]   clam. I'm just kidding.[3:06:49]   While Crowder denied the claim a report from the New York post[3:06:55]   on Tuesday describes allegations from 10 former employees,[3:06:59]   10, 10.[3:07:03]   That's better than clay former.[3:07:07]   That's funny.[3:07:09]   While Crowder denied the claim a report from the New York post on Tuesday[3:07:12]   described allegations from 10 former employees who say Crowder[3:07:17]   oversaw an abusive company.[3:07:20]   So the company's abusive. I always knew it. This is an abusive show.[3:07:25]   The dad's like, how am I abuse? You just look abusive.[3:07:29]   An abusive company where he continually harassed them,[3:07:34]   chief among their allegations, chief among their allegations,[3:07:41]   chief among their out. Where did you learn that from Dasha?[3:07:43]   Chief among their allegations is that Crowder would often[3:07:48]   expose himself at work 10[3:07:52]   employees. Now what's so odd about this Jules, hold on,[3:07:57]   kick it back to that episode that came out this morning.[3:08:00]   I was watching an episode of Crowder that came up this morning.[3:08:03]   He does a bit a sketch where he brings out his whole staff.[3:08:08]   I was mentioning it showing 10 members of staff.[3:08:11]   Okay.[3:08:12]   Do you think he did that to show? Well, Hey,[3:08:16]   I got 10 members of the old staff saying, I expose myself. Well,[3:08:19]   here's the new staff. Why would they put up with it?[3:08:21]   And I got that question too.[3:08:23]   I watched like three young women that looked like they would work on Rhett and[3:08:27]   Link show up on Crowder's screen this morning,[3:08:31]   his staff members, and they were all laughing it up with him.[3:08:35]   How does he get them to stay and laugh if he's done all this stuff?[3:08:39]   Crowder is innocent. No, uh, let's keep reading. Uh,[3:08:43]   it's an abuse company, which is weird. And, uh,[3:08:48]   he would often expose himself at work in March two. Should I read this one?[3:08:54]   I haven't read it yet, but in March, 2018 Crowder and his crew were driving in a[3:08:58]   van when a former producer,[3:09:00]   he liked to call not gay Jared fell asleep in the back row[3:09:05]   of the van. Steven was in front.[3:09:08]   He was joking about what he was going to do. A witness said he climbed over[3:09:13]   and dropped his junk on top of Gerald show. Okay.[3:09:19]   Like, I don't like this though. Like you should be allowed to do that.[3:09:23]   That's funny. Have you ever seen green day? They were naked all the time.[3:09:26]   Seriously.[3:09:28]   My favorite punk bands used to be naked and doing that stuff all the time.[3:09:31]   This is what I have to say about this topic. He did it to a guy though.[3:09:35]   Who cares? Well, first of all, he's gay, so that's an assault.[3:09:38]   Wait, who cares? Mike, what are you saying? He put his Dick on a guy.[3:09:43]   That's gay. That's not good. That's sick. That's gay. That's perverse.[3:09:47]   That's in a band. That's bi and they're not in a band.[3:09:52]   This is what I have to say. Like a lot of people,[3:09:53]   the tape came out and they were like, Oh, this could be edited.[3:09:57]   This could be like, you've had,[3:09:59]   imagine if your worst fight with your wife was leaked and it's like,[3:10:04]   yeah,[3:10:05]   my worst fight with my husband isn't getting leaked because I'm not a monster.[3:10:10]   Like if you're at the point where somebody that you love is leaking the tape of[3:10:15]   you.[3:10:15]   That means you're bad and that means you deserve it. It's like, again,[3:10:18]   it's like with Brian Kellen and all these people, it's like,[3:10:22]   they're doing this to you because you're bad. We know you're bad.[3:10:27]   This is what they have. If you weren't,[3:10:31]   if it was just a harmless thing, they wouldn't say this. And yes,[3:10:35]   they're going to use anything they can to get you.[3:10:37]   But the problem isn't these little things that they're getting you on.[3:10:40]   It's that they want to use anything they can to get you.[3:10:43]   Why do they want to do that? Well, it's because you're terrible people that[3:10:48]   aren't terrible.[3:10:49]   Other people have a really hard time trying to do terrible things to them,[3:10:53]   unless they're really terrible themselves,[3:10:55]   but it would take for you to go to the[3:11:00]   press about somebody.[3:11:03]   Exactly. It's a big move, man. It's a big move that you were once[3:11:08]   friends with, not just like a random person you're shitting on,[3:11:11]   but someone that once worked for you or you're once friends with.[3:11:16]   Yeah. And again, it's like,[3:11:20]   well, let's keep reading. Let's see what happens here.[3:11:22]   So he fell asleep in the back. He dropped his junk.[3:11:26]   Uh, wait, Steven was in front. He was joking. Okay.[3:11:29]   He dropped his junk on Jared's shoulder.[3:11:31]   The same ex-staffer recalled that Crowder exposed himself to Jared in 2017[3:11:36]   while they were forming a parody of ghost. And on a flight in 2018,[3:11:40]   a different employee claims they saw Crowder put his testes on a childhood[3:11:44]   friend and assistant, John Goodman.[3:11:48]   John Goodman. I can see it. If his dad works for him,[3:11:51]   maybe John Goodman does too. I will do anything for you.[3:11:56]   Another employee remembered that Crowder had showed his genitals to Dave Landau.[3:12:00]   Okay. So here's the thing. If Crowder was nice and cool,[3:12:04]   they wouldn't care about the genitals. They'd think that's funny,[3:12:07]   but because Crowder sucks so bad and is evil,[3:12:10]   they're using the genitals against him.[3:12:13]   So you got to always look at things like that. It's like, yes,[3:12:17]   it's just like red bar. We pick out the pettiest things for our enemies,[3:12:22]   because you got to use everything you can, you know,[3:12:25]   cause you can't just tell people, well, he's horrible. He's evil.[3:12:29]   So you got to find everything you can. This is what all SJWs are doing.[3:12:32]   This is what everyone's doing on the internet.[3:12:35]   What you do is you find a guy that's really bad and you go, okay,[3:12:39]   what do we got? And you use anything against him.[3:12:43]   So it's very easy to sit home and go, Oh, who cares? It's just a junk. It's like,[3:12:47]   well, it's just his junk, but from an evil guy, you know,[3:12:51]   they're trying to build a case for him being bad and evil and weird[3:12:56]   and sick. And it's not very Christian. I mean, does he do that in church?[3:13:00]   Jesus drop his junk on his disciples.[3:13:02]   And to touch your dick on another guy's shoulder,[3:13:06]   you have committed a gay act. I'm sorry. You're fully gay.[3:13:11]   My dick has not touched another guy ever. I'm clean.[3:13:15]   I am not bi. You're bi now. You're fully bi. So to sit there on your show.[3:13:21]   So you sit there on your show, talk about family values.[3:13:24]   We all know you don't do that.[3:13:25]   You sit there on your show and you talk about how you want to stop, uh,[3:13:28]   corrupt tech companies. You don't do that. And you sit on your show,[3:13:33]   talk about how bad gay people are,[3:13:35]   but you're doing the same thing gay people do.[3:13:40]   And you look gay, which is, I mean, just as bad as being gay to look gay.[3:13:45]   So, um, I just don't know when this is going to end.[3:13:49]   How is this not enough? Can the Christian soldiers,[3:13:53]   those blonde haired psychos that listen to Crowder's show[3:13:58]   and pledge to allegiance on their own at home,[3:14:01]   can they look at this finally and go a dick on a guy?[3:14:04]   I mean, I don't think there's much convincing.[3:14:06]   It seems like most people have turned on him. Really? Yeah. I mean,[3:14:08]   check out the comments on his statement that he dropped.[3:14:11]   Well, let's go back to this. Cause this is important. Look at this.[3:14:15]   Crowder showed his genitals to Dave Lando.[3:14:17]   Any details on when that happened, Dave? Dave,[3:14:21]   you are now bi. I knew it.[3:14:26]   You're gay. You saw his balls.[3:14:32]   And I don't think balls are funny. Like I think balls are horrendous.[3:14:35]   I have never shown my balls. I've shown my dick to thousands.[3:14:39]   When I was a kid, I was constantly whipping it out,[3:14:43]   jumping on trampolines in front of everybody, exposing. I really was.[3:14:49]   But never the balls. I would go like this.[3:14:54]   Look at this. Don't look at these.[3:14:56]   Those are my family Jules personal items.[3:15:00]   I never showed my balls to anybody.[3:15:02]   And the other reason that they're so scandalized,[3:15:06]   but like say Louis J Gomez came over and was like, what's up doggy?[3:15:10]   And put his, that's his personality. You would be like,[3:15:13]   get out of here. Fucking love you, man. But they know Crowder's gay.[3:15:18]   So to them, this stick resting is a rape.[3:15:21]   Yes. And look what the staffers say. They say at first I took it as him,[3:15:25]   trying to be friendly to one of the guys,[3:15:27]   but now I see it was a power play. Interesting. Power.[3:15:32]   You don't use your dick for a power play unless you're gay.[3:15:35]   I've heard a lot of stuff.[3:15:36]   Sander says that Crowder lost 60 K subs last in this week.[3:15:41]   That's quite a bit.[3:15:42]   Not enough, but I never understand the,[3:15:45]   the losing subs kind of means nothing because the more in trouble someone is,[3:15:50]   the more subs they should have 60 K is significant loss. Yeah, I guess.[3:15:58]   He could, I mean, this could all go to shit.[3:16:01]   Maybe that's why he never bought a nice house and a second car.[3:16:04]   Maybe that's why he's got the $129 home Depot grill, you know,[3:16:09]   because he, he doesn't have the money. Maybe he doesn't have the money.[3:16:13]   Maybe he's paying these staffers too much, too much staff, by the way,[3:16:15]   I got one staff, her and Cameron does her website.[3:16:22]   Am I a red bar staffer?[3:16:25]   And I've never exposed myself to her staff or I just met her.[3:16:29]   I'm not shocked, but it was pathetic. What he did to Hill. Wait,[3:16:34]   Crowder allegedly sent production assistants to do his laundry and could be[3:16:38]   unreasonable and could be an unreasonable micro manager who would[3:16:43]   make wild requests after hours to set people up for failure.[3:16:48]   Ex staffers claim that he would regularly berate his team and threaten to fire[3:16:53]   people on the company's discord.[3:16:54]   That he had this big presentation and that the night before he asked them[3:16:59]   to build a whole house with clouds.[3:17:03]   There was this one time where Crowder had to sell this new product that they[3:17:07]   were launching called living plus music,[3:17:11]   music. So hold on,[3:17:14]   I'll tell you this story about Crowder really quick.[3:17:17]   There was one time he had to do this, uh,[3:17:20]   product launch for living plus and, uh, you know,[3:17:25]   like everybody else on his team was really worried that he was going to blow it.[3:17:28]   And he actually had these flight jackets made for everybody.[3:17:33]   And it was like so corny and all the investors of his show,[3:17:37]   were there to show up. And the day before he told like the production team,[3:17:42]   he's like, I think we should have like a big house and I'll walk out and we[3:17:46]   should have these clouds up. And they're like, we can't do this in one day.[3:17:50]   And he was like berating them.[3:17:51]   And then the next day he came in and all they had was, uh,[3:17:55]   like some plywood up.[3:17:57]   It was barely a house and the clouds was just a smoke machine.[3:18:01]   So we had to kill that, but he ended up doing the presentation.[3:18:04]   And it actually turned out pretty good, even though, um,[3:18:09]   a guy who worked with tweeted out something about being like a Holocaust joke or[3:18:13]   something, a Nazi joke, but I think the stock went up.[3:18:20]   Thank you. Anyone know what that's from?[3:18:24]   Eight bucks. You'll get eight bucks. Okay. So he was, uh,[3:18:28]   he claimed that they would regularly rate. Does anybody get it yet? Yes.[3:18:34]   How, how are they getting this? They can't draw. They can't write.[3:18:39]   Uh, let's see.[3:18:42]   Ex staffers claimed that he would regularly bring his team and threatened to[3:18:45]   fire people on the company's discord channel.[3:18:48]   He even went after his own father, Darren Crowder, Darren[3:18:53]   Crowder. I mean, that's basically Derek.[3:18:57]   That's because they're always double dare on each other to do stuff.[3:19:01]   Gay stuff. Imagine double dog, Darren,[3:19:05]   your dad, that's what they should call him. Double dog, Darren,[3:19:10]   double dog.[3:19:12]   Because they're always betting to see what he could do to the hooker.[3:19:16]   That's a bad story, man. I saw his dad and Crowder. Uh, they had to, uh,[3:19:20]   dis disassemble a body in a bathtub at a, uh, what's it called?[3:19:25]   A, uh, a stag party or what do they call it?[3:19:28]   Where you get married. Crowder's a little party bachelor party. Yeah.[3:19:32]   They killed a woman at the bachelor party. Allegedly.[3:19:37]   Keep going. He even went after his own father dare. Wait,[3:19:41]   you have to scroll up because the bottle, now it's small. You're reading from me.[3:19:44]   Okay. Hold on. I'll put up my,[3:19:46]   I just wanted to make it look like he went after his own father, Darren Crowder,[3:19:50]   per one source who claimed Crowder would yell at his dad in front of employees.[3:19:54]   When Darren was working at his son's as his son's booker,[3:19:58]   Darren did not respond to the post request.[3:20:01]   So his dad was the booker and Crowder would yell at the dad for not doing it's[3:20:05]   absurd. I mean, really, can we just shut, can YouTube just go goodbye?[3:20:08]   Yelling at your own dad in front of people is almost the most,[3:20:11]   this is the perfect opportunity for YouTube to just ban them without very little[3:20:15]   consequence. Just ban them. Lie. Just make up something.[3:20:20]   I don't know why people don't just do something like remember when all this[3:20:22]   like Iraq Al Qaeda shit was going,[3:20:26]   I go, just fucking nuke the middle East and say, I don't know what happened.[3:20:31]   Everyone will forget about it in a month. Just do it. Nobody does shit.[3:20:37]   You know, just do it. YouTube's such a pussy.[3:20:39]   You should do a libertarian.[3:20:40]   Delete his channel and go, it's some crazy, uh, staff guy did it.[3:20:44]   We fired him. Sorry. I mean, come on.[3:20:47]   You should do a libertarian debate with Dave Smith where he does all of his[3:20:52]   antiwar.[3:20:53]   That would be plausibly irrational. Fuck you, Dave Smith.[3:20:58]   And then you just go bomb the middle East, the whole thing.[3:21:03]   End it now. I seriously, anybody you have a problem, just shut the fuck up,[3:21:07]   drop a nuke on them. Go. I don't know what happened. Some guy did it.[3:21:09]   Dave Smith literally needs to go. Is that the end of the article here?[3:21:14]   The last sentence is I'm not shocked,[3:21:15]   but it was pathetic what he did to Hillary.[3:21:17]   A former employee said regarding the video of Crowder yelling at his pregnant[3:21:21]   wife, that might not be the Steven you see on the show,[3:21:24]   but that was the real Steven.[3:21:26]   I don't know how much more info people need here.[3:21:29]   Thank you for the length of that article by the way.[3:21:31]   That's a great article.[3:21:32]   That's an article that I could read from front to back. People like to, Oh,[3:21:36]   on their Adderall with their article. Shut the fuck up.[3:21:39]   Any other guy would have done about seven paragraphs of the lead up.[3:21:43]   There is nothing worse than an article. Okay.[3:21:48]   Or nothing better.[3:21:49]   So Darren, Darren, Darren,[3:21:50]   I would really like to personally box you in a YouTube celebrity boxing match.[3:21:54]   Dave,[3:21:55]   are you able to access the ring camera at the studio?[3:21:58]   Cause people are,[3:21:59]   would pay big money for a tape of you yelling at that dad Crowder yelling at the[3:22:03]   dad.[3:22:04]   Who's Dave?[3:22:05]   Dave Landau.[3:22:07]   Dave Landau. Yes, of course. Okay. I need some more water.[3:22:10]   Let's take a quick little break for you to get me the water.[3:22:13]   This is me during the break, by the way,[3:22:15]   as Jules runs throughout the studio to get me my stuff.[3:22:20]   I go, I like it. I'm waiting. All right.[3:22:25]   We'll take a quick little break. We'll be right back with much more on red bar.[3:22:31]   We'll see you soon.[3:22:45]   I just put the cash in the stash.[3:22:47]   Boy you looking on my page and you ain't even washing your ass.[3:22:51]   I got a channel, I don't know how to act.[3:22:53]   And my new crib playing with my son in the grass.[3:22:57]   Design a tag, niggas looking sad.[3:23:00]   In the house mad, bitch, go and get a bag.[3:23:03]   I don't pop up pads.[3:23:04]   Make a hunnid on the back deck.[3:23:06]   Man, I just put the cash in the stash.[3:23:08]   Boy you looking on my page and you ain't even washing your ass.[3:23:11]   I got a channel,[3:23:12]   I don't pop up pads.[3:23:13]   Make a hunnid on the back deck.[3:23:15]   Man, these hoes be fronting like they damn late.[3:23:19]   Put a bitch to sleep just for pillow talking.[3:23:22]   Shoddy ass fat, see it through the joggers.[3:23:25]   I'm the realest out if we being honest.[3:23:27]   Don't call me paranoid cause I'm just used to being cautious.[3:23:30]   I'ma be the one that still got it.[3:23:32]   I'm not the one that lost it.[3:23:33]   She gon' pop a perc like Logati and then she get the poppin'.[3:23:36]   Soon as we walk in the party, you feel the speakers knocking.[3:23:39]   He said that I was ugly, but now he all locking.[3:23:42]   She said that she ain't like me, now the bitch head boppin'.[3:23:45]   I been on her mind all day, I got her head dropping.[3:23:48]   I know that they gon' ride my wave, I keep the boat rocking.[3:23:51]   I told my plug that I can't choose, just bring me all the options.[3:23:54]   My money blue just like a zoo and fill up boat pockets.[3:23:57]   You and your boyfriend hella lame, y'all need a boat stopping.[3:24:00]   And if a ho watch it, she see this fit cost more than her whole closet.[3:24:05]   Bitch, just put the cash in the stash.[3:24:08]   Why you looking on my page and you ain't even watching?[3:24:11]   I got a channel, I don't know how to act.[3:24:14]   And my new crib playing with my son in the grass.[3:24:17]   Pop the sign to tag, niggas lookin' sad.[3:24:20]   In the house mad, bitch, go and get a bag.[3:24:23]   I'ma pump up pegs, niggas huntin' on a bag.[3:24:26]   Yo, man, these hoes be playin' like they did.[3:24:38]   Mmmm[3:25:00]   Some might say that sunshine follows something.[3:25:08]   Go and tell it to the man who cannot shine[3:25:18]   Some might say that we should never ponder[3:25:26]   All our thoughts today cause they all slip all the time[3:25:35]   Some might say we will find the brighter day[3:25:44]   Some might say we will find the brighter day[3:25:52]   Yeah, cause I've been standing at the station[3:25:56]   In need of education in the rain[3:26:01]   Welcome back homies, hi, hooray, hey. Welcome back to Red Bar. Thanks for being Scar's club, okay?[3:26:11]   That's our whole thing. You know, I wanted to say my favorite part of this whole Crowder thing is the fact that Brian Callen thought he was getting a fresh start, didn't he?[3:26:28]   Brian Callen, of course, accused of rape, lost nearly everything, okay? Had to really start from the ground up. People don't really trust him anymore.[3:26:38]   His relationship with Rogan ain't never been the same. He hasn't been invited to do the comedy Mothership, right? He hasn't performed there.[3:26:47]   He's got a new wife, a new family, and he was really hoping that his new job on Crowder, you know, he's there almost every week now.[3:26:55]   Listen to this, Brian Callen, where does he live? L.A., right? Brian Callen lives in L.A.[3:27:04]   He's got two families, two. Think about this. He's got his ex-wife and his ex-kids, and then he's got his new wife and his new kids.[3:27:17]   And this motherfucker's gotta travel from L.A. to Dallas once or twice a week to sit in the third chair at Crowder's studio thinking this was gonna be his big break to be on this Crowder who's hanging on by a thread now.[3:27:35]   So, you know, and then Brian's filming. How many hours a week is he filming Fighter and the Kid and all this other nonsense that he has to do for his patrons?[3:27:43]   So he's not seeing his new family, and now he's got this new job that he's probably invested a lot in. He's taken a lot of time away from his family to go do it, and I'm sure Crowder's not paying for the flights back and forth.[3:27:54]   And now that could all possibly go away. And the best part of it all is the alleged abusive rapist, Brian Callen, is now best friends and cohorts with a fully exposed known abuser.[3:28:14]   Couldn't be better, right? Couldn't get any better. So, Callen, haha, haha, haha, haha. We're having so much fun with this. And this is what I mean. It's like when Red Bar starts hating you, it's just gonna get worse and worse for you.[3:28:31]   Callen, I'd like a written apology on my desk. ASAP, thank you.[3:28:36]   We need a lot of apologies from a lot of guys.[3:28:38]   I wanna show you this. This came in the mail the other day.[3:28:40]   Oh, Jesus.[3:28:41]   This came in the mail the other day. We don't have our close-up cam today, so bear with me.[3:28:45]   We can see.[3:28:46]   This came in the mail, and on the back of this envelope is a puzzle piece, like a scribble drawing of a puzzle piece. I go, uh-oh, you know.[3:28:57]   And then it says, Chris, on the bottom of the envelope. So, I open this envelope up, and there's a couple things. There's this little toy.[3:29:06]   I open this.[3:29:07]   Ooh.[3:29:08]   Whoa![3:29:09]   Bops.[3:29:10]   That was cool.[3:29:11]   And it's a little finger toy of a little goblin.[3:29:15]   Oh my God, it matches your shirt.[3:29:19]   Not really.[3:29:20]   He basically belongs to that toy.[3:29:21]   Not really, it's a different color.[3:29:22]   Okay, okay.[3:29:23]   Yeah, very cool. I love this. And then also that came in the envelope is a fake roach.[3:29:30]   Very cool. I'll probably trick you with this later today, and you'll think it's real.[3:29:34]   And then here's the best part. I've never, you know, and I think maybe I demanded that people do this.[3:29:40]   I think I said when I get listener gifts, the first thing I do is rip open the card or the letter, and I shake it.[3:29:48]   Oh, what do we have here?[3:29:50]   Money.[3:29:52]   Now this.[3:29:53]   If you're going to send a card, at the very least, put $1 in this guy sent a $1 bill.[3:30:00]   And he says this to Jules and Mike for many more Gila tapes.[3:30:09]   Love, Chris.[3:30:10]   Thank you so much, Chris.[3:30:12]   And I'm telling you, when this money falls out.[3:30:15]   He smiled.[3:30:16]   Yeah, of course, we cannot accept your money.[3:30:20]   So this is a fan favorite here.[3:30:23]   We cannot accept your money, of course.[3:30:27]   So we must destroy it.[3:30:29]   Thank you so much.[3:30:31]   I just want to show people that we're not looking for money.[3:30:33]   We're just looking for the thought of giving this money.[3:30:36]   And there's George Washington burning away like he's burning away at hell.[3:30:41]   Oh, yep.[3:30:42]   Burning away like he's burning away in hell.[3:30:44]   And I'll let it burn more than halfway so you know that I'm legit about destroying this.[3:30:50]   You're only doing that because you have another half dollar save that you're going to take.[3:30:54]   That's why I'm saying I'll burn the whole thing there.[3:30:57]   Thank you very much for this really thoughtful gift.[3:31:00]   There were no other gifts this week but this.[3:31:03]   That's nice.[3:31:05]   Very nice.[3:31:06]   Very nice.[3:31:07]   What should we do next?[3:31:08]   We could do anything we want.[3:31:09]   Oh, my God.[3:31:10]   I know.[3:31:11]   Do you want just, let's do some little ones first.[3:31:13]   Oh my God.[3:31:14]   My joint.[3:31:15]   My joint.[3:31:16]   Don't burn a hole in my joint.[3:31:17]   Yeah.[3:31:18]   Let's do some little ones.[3:31:19]   Let me look at my little.[3:31:20]   Okay.[3:31:21]   Throw something up.[3:31:22]   Let's have a little puffer.[3:31:23]   That was really cute.[3:31:24]   I should have.[3:31:25]   Oh no.[3:31:26]   Now this joint won't work anymore because I burned a little hole in the side.[3:31:30]   Let's get a new one out.[3:31:31]   I want to have a couple puffs of credence with you guys.[3:31:35]   Some shmi.[3:31:37]   Shmi and you.[3:31:38]   Your mother and Darren too.[3:31:41]   I want to know more about Darren exposed.[3:31:43]   Darren.[3:31:44]   And are they going to come on tomorrow again, laughing up a storm on Crowder?[3:31:48]   Crowder tapes.[3:31:49]   It's like, oh look, Crowder tapes.[3:31:50]   That's basically H3 at this point.[3:31:52]   I want Darren.[3:31:53]   I guarantee Darren has fucked a tranny in a hotel.[3:31:56]   Hotel.[3:31:57]   Guaranteed.[3:31:58]   Guaranteed.[3:31:59]   Holiday Inn.[3:32:03]   That money smells good.[3:32:04]   I know money actually smells good.[3:32:05]   That was like a nice, I'd like a candle that's burnt money.[3:32:08]   Somebody should make a boy smells money.[3:32:10]   Money.[3:32:11]   Candle.[3:32:12]   And it smells like burning cash.[3:32:13]   Does smell good.[3:32:14]   Cause that's what you're doing when you're buying one of those candles.[3:32:18]   If a candle isn't over a hundred dollars, I have no interest in it anymore.[3:32:25]   Somebody got us like a $40 candle.[3:32:27]   Gross.[3:32:28]   What do we got?[3:32:30]   What should we do?[3:32:31]   I put three cute littles in next step.[3:32:34]   We showed you Chrissy Marr earlier saying nobody does red bar better than red bar.[3:32:39]   Complementing me.[3:32:40]   Well, now it's time to compliment her.[3:32:42]   Similar to Hila Klein, Chrissy Marr has been on a workout kick similar to me.[3:32:49]   You could do side Benzo sit-ups, but please don't lose that ass Chrissy.[3:32:54]   Now Chrissy Marr to me is pretty much one of the ugliest people I could think of.[3:33:00]   Um, and it, it's just goes to show how scummy that Kumi audience is that they even humor this idea that she's hot, but that's how sick these people are.[3:33:11]   You know, a lot of these guys out there on the internet, this has always disturbed me for many years, uh, that they could look at a girl like Chrissy Marr and they're jacking off to her.[3:33:21]   They love her cleavage.[3:33:23]   You know, her cleavage, she looks like a straight up Bubby.[3:33:26]   You know what that is?[3:33:28]   Jewish aunt.[3:33:30]   She looks like a dang Bubby and she's fat as hell.[3:33:34]   Even she's been working out.[3:33:35]   She's not losing an ounce here.[3:33:37]   Uh, she's got gums, you know, up to Manhattan.[3:33:41]   She looks like Miley Cyrus before she got her lip, uh, uh, sewn.[3:33:46]   And she's got disgusting teeth, a disgusting personality, a gross face, gross body.[3:33:52]   Everything about her is disgusting, but guys are jacking off to her.[3:33:55]   And she is soliciting to the simps.[3:33:58]   As Anna would say, uh, she, she loves that attention from those guys.[3:34:03]   That's, you know, she's basically an e-girl.[3:34:06]   She's doing the e-girl thing.[3:34:07]   You know, Brittany Venti and her are these all people.[3:34:09]   That's what they're doing.[3:34:10]   Don't get it twisted.[3:34:12]   They're slowly, you know, they, they use the art of the teas to these simps and it, it really, they make a lot of money.[3:34:20]   Chrissy Marr.[3:34:22]   Did you see that Kate Quigley started an OnlyFans?[3:34:25]   Kate Quigley started an OnlyFans.[3:34:30]   OnlyFans is disgusting.[3:34:31]   Even my most sought after babes on Instagram.[3:34:34]   I won't go to their OnlyFans.[3:34:36]   That's too private.[3:34:37]   He's poor, girl.[3:34:38]   That's gross.[3:34:39]   This is what I think of when someone starts an OnlyFans.[3:34:40]   Similar to when someone starts a Patreon.[3:34:42]   I saw that Kate Quigley posted and I'm like, girl, this is a lot of work.[3:34:46]   Yeah.[3:34:47]   I mean, it's not nothing.[3:34:49]   I know.[3:34:50]   That's a lot of work.[3:34:51]   Hair, makeup, photo shoots, keeping up with it.[3:34:54]   It's like sexy photo shoot is like, and they're going to be very mad if you don't keep up with it, if they're paying.[3:34:59]   Right?[3:35:00]   Yes.[3:35:01]   Only five guys are paying.[3:35:02]   You still have to.[3:35:03]   Kate Quigley's got five guys.[3:35:04]   How do you know that?[3:35:05]   Even if five guys are paying, you still got to keep it up.[3:35:09]   So yeah, it's a bad move.[3:35:11]   These Patreons are bad moves.[3:35:14]   OnlyFans is a horrible move.[3:35:16]   I mean, not to mention what you're inviting into your home.[3:35:18]   I mean, she doesn't want to be doing that.[3:35:20]   These girls who did this OnlyFans, they could lie to my face as much as they want about how cool it is.[3:35:26]   It's not.[3:35:27]   And they're going to be traumatized one day.[3:35:30]   They will regret doing OnlyFans.[3:35:34]   I mean, the fact that that's not just a common thing people say.[3:35:38]   I mean, take it from Lana Rhodes, okay?[3:35:40]   It's like it might be the single worst decision you could make as a woman.[3:35:45]   I mean, you're going to...[3:35:47]   The thing is, most of them are psychotic already, so it's not...[3:35:51]   But I mean, this is going to make you suicidally psychotic eventually.[3:35:57]   And if you don't get it, you're one of them.[3:35:59]   All right, let's see what we got here.[3:36:01]   These are Chrissy Marr workout tapes that she posts publicly to Instagram.[3:36:08]   Super pathetic.[3:36:10]   Again, you're milking the simps.[3:36:12]   Should be illegal.[3:36:14]   At the very least, it should be shamed night and day.[3:36:18]   But no, everybody's so used to this behavior that we just allow it to go on.[3:36:22]   Not here.[3:36:23]   If you post a workout tape as a red bar fool, we're going to go over, we're going to really examine it.[3:36:30]   I don't know if this is what you imagined when you posted this tape.[3:36:35]   What were you going to say?[3:36:37]   Jules, what were you going to say?[3:36:39]   What is with the influx of all these people posting workout tapes?[3:36:43]   Who shouldn't be lately?[3:36:45]   Have you seen the ones of Mursh's?[3:36:47]   He's like, Rico?[3:36:49]   No, Rico. Send those over. Let's do them all.[3:36:51]   And if you know another fool who's posting workout tapes...[3:36:53]   Big Mike?[3:36:54]   Yeah, Big Mike.[3:36:55]   But if you guys got any new ones, let's look at them now.[3:36:58]   Let's look at Chrissy Marr. I haven't examined these.[3:37:01]   I saved them for you.[3:37:03]   Oh, wow.[3:37:04]   I think there's two.[3:37:06]   We got two of them today. Let's give a refresh to this.[3:37:09]   Is there any audio on this?[3:37:11]   Oh, that's not audio.[3:37:13]   Audio.[3:37:15]   Do we have audio?[3:37:17]   You sure?[3:37:19]   There you go. Okay.[3:37:21]   So look at this.[3:37:22]   Chrissy Marr, and this is the best.[3:37:25]   I love equipment shaming, gym shaming.[3:37:29]   And this is perfect.[3:37:31]   Here's Chrissy, by the way, swinging two 30-pound kettle.[3:37:34]   I don't know who told her she should be swinging the two 60-pound kettlebells.[3:37:39]   That's insane for somebody who just started training.[3:37:43]   Crazy.[3:37:45]   And she's in one of these, which looks like a free community gym.[3:37:50]   It's got cinder block. I don't even...[3:37:52]   Oh, my God, wait. No, the wall is like unfinished drywall.[3:37:56]   I can see the seam and the screws.[3:37:58]   So this is just a drywalled...[3:38:00]   They haven't, you know, mucked and plucked the seams.[3:38:06]   Look at this. This is the wall.[3:38:08]   I thought this was cinder block.[3:38:10]   Okay. You know, like the cinder block you had at school.[3:38:12]   They'd make your school classroom.[3:38:14]   No wonder the kids don't like school.[3:38:16]   They make the classroom out of cinder blocks.[3:38:19]   But to liven it up, they paint it 1990s computer beige.[3:38:26]   Oh, that'll make the kids want to be here.[3:38:29]   Are you out of your mind?[3:38:30]   I think that's why I didn't like school.[3:38:32]   Every wall was made out of cinder block.[3:38:35]   The same thing a prison uses.[3:38:38]   They think like eight layers of beige latex paint is going to make that place nice.[3:38:44]   Oh, you've included a chalkboard in the mix.[3:38:47]   Oh, this is even better.[3:38:48]   So she is working out a place that don't even have cinder block.[3:38:51]   It's unfinished sheets of drywall on the walls.[3:38:56]   You know, just a really low grade gym with a bunch of fucking idiots doing moves that they have no business doing in their first few months of working.[3:39:08]   It's like you don't need to be doing this nonsense.[3:39:10]   Whoever showed you the rubber bands, send them back.[3:39:14]   These girls and their fucking rubber bands.[3:39:16]   You're doing too much crazy stuff.[3:39:19]   Start with three things.[3:39:20]   Work your way up to the hundred rubber band shit.[3:39:24]   You know, you're only going to do this for three months before you give up if you're doing all this wacky shit at the beginning.[3:39:30]   So here she is.[3:39:31]   Let's watch this video.[3:39:32]   Chrissy Marr was so excited to post this for everybody.[3:39:35]   Here's her incredible workout.[3:39:42]   Oh my God, these idiots.[3:39:45]   Oh, look at you.[3:39:48]   All the weights are from like Walmart.[3:39:50]   Like this is not a professional gym.[3:39:52]   I don't know where you find a gym like this.[3:39:56]   I mean, this gym might be like 38.[3:39:58]   This is like one of those gyms where like the city lets you use it for free.[3:40:02]   Like the library.[3:40:06]   I mean, really, really low grade stuff.[3:40:10]   There she is right here.[3:40:12]   Oh, she's back there.[3:40:15]   Lifting a duffle bag.[3:40:17]   This part, this part.[3:40:19]   Here.[3:40:23]   Oh my God.[3:40:24]   So she's trying to do, uh, what would that be?[3:40:28]   That's the best part for sure.[3:40:29]   Yeah, hold on.[3:40:30]   I wanted to go back.[3:40:36]   I mean, look at the form in this one at the end.[3:40:39]   Oh, wait.[3:40:41]   OK, look at the form at the end here.[3:40:44]   We're in the gym.[3:40:46]   Look at that idiot.[3:40:48]   Cause I need to stand there and revise the role too.[3:40:58]   Look at this.[3:41:03]   What are you doing?[3:41:06]   And they always, it's so weird when you see girls exercises.[3:41:09]   Cause it's like.[3:41:11]   In what move is that, sweetie?[3:41:13]   You know, it's like, they just don't show.[3:41:17]   And what kind of gym is this?[3:41:18]   There's only women in the gym.[3:41:20]   It looks like a battered women's shelter.[3:41:23]   Like this is where poor women go to run away.[3:41:26]   If they're a woman's youth hostel or something.[3:41:28]   When their husband gets bad.[3:41:29]   It's all dumpy, low rent women in low rent workout clothes.[3:41:34]   I mean, all their, look at her workout clothes.[3:41:37]   It's F 45.[3:41:38]   Oh, let's look it up.[3:41:41]   Go to a find it New York city.[3:41:43]   That's the one where they were building it and had that picture[3:41:45]   of like Mark Wahlberg on the side.[3:41:47]   Find the local New York dump one that she goes to.[3:41:51]   And I want to go check.[3:41:52]   Tell me how many stars it has and everything.[3:41:55]   So, okay.[3:41:56]   Functional 45 at 45.[3:41:58]   She's got to be 45 years old to work out here.[3:42:01]   And yeah, just could this not be, you know,[3:42:04]   and workout clothes are pretty much 75% of what working out is to me.[3:42:10]   Like, have you ever been on Instagram?[3:42:12]   Do you even know who Cindy Mello is?[3:42:16]   Do you follow dog pound on Instagram?[3:42:18]   Do you follow these accounts?[3:42:19]   Have you seen Josie Conseco workout at the gym or Isabella Mathers[3:42:24]   or her sister, Olivia?[3:42:26]   They do not look like this.[3:42:28]   They do not wear Walmart,[3:42:31]   purple tank tops for 1192 and whatever stretch pants you've already owned.[3:42:40]   You know, when a woman's stretch pants are so cheap that they've turned gray.[3:42:44]   She gets paid like $15 a week.[3:42:48]   I know.[3:42:49]   That's why.[3:42:50]   She can barely afford to eat.[3:42:51]   I'm sorry.[3:42:52]   This isn't really on the top of her.[3:42:53]   If you're a woman and you can't get a gym membership for free, you're so ugly.[3:42:57]   Don't you understand how gyms work?[3:42:58]   They want hot chicks to work out in them.[3:43:01]   You guys have been exiled from even like a planet fitness.[3:43:04]   You're at F45 training.[3:43:06]   You said Mark Wahlberg's involved in this?[3:43:08]   There was this one that was under construction for like a year that I would always go by.[3:43:13]   And I swear it.[3:43:14]   Look at these old TVs.[3:43:16]   I mean, they flip.[3:43:18]   Look at this flat screen.[3:43:20]   Not so flat, is it?[3:43:21]   Huh?[3:43:22]   I mean, you see that?[3:43:23]   It's about eight inches of plastic coming out from the back.[3:43:27]   If your gym can't afford and by the way, a new TV with none of this plastic is about 400 bucks.[3:43:34]   Your gym is hurting for cash so much.[3:43:36]   They're borrowing.[3:43:37]   All the TVs are different.[3:43:39]   They should match the restroom, by the way.[3:43:42]   Shouldn't be right by where you're doing your workout like that.[3:43:45]   There should be a hallway.[3:43:47]   Okay?[3:43:48]   So what was the rating on this guy?[3:43:50]   I mean...[3:43:51]   Just be honest.[3:43:52]   It's okay.[3:43:53]   They've got pretty good reviews on Yelp, but there's only like five reviews.[3:43:56]   Well, think about the people that would go there.[3:43:57]   People who really review gyms.[3:43:59]   I wouldn't work out at this gym if I was in jail and this was the jail gym and it was a private facility to me.[3:44:05]   And you can get free ice cream at it.[3:44:09]   While being in jail.[3:44:10]   I'd say no, sorry.[3:44:11]   Paint the walls maybe and we'll talk.[3:44:13]   Paint the walls black.[3:44:14]   There's no mirrors, by the way.[3:44:16]   That's how you know a gym is cheap when they skimp on the mirrors.[3:44:21]   It's like, guys, every wall should be mirrors.[3:44:24]   Do you have any money?[3:44:26]   These gals are having a nice time there.[3:44:28]   They're rating it five stars.[3:44:30]   They're doing every exercise from A to Z in one day.[3:44:34]   They just like open a book of all exercises and just start with A and go to Z.[3:44:39]   And they just do them in order.[3:44:41]   Until they get tired.[3:44:43]   There's no thought behind it.[3:44:45]   None of these women are doing the right moves before you even start lifting these.[3:44:50]   It's making your shoulders broader.[3:44:51]   Let's get rid of this.[3:44:53]   This is the problem here.[3:44:55]   Okay.[3:44:56]   And you're not going to get rid of that by doing these.[3:44:59]   Why would you post this?[3:45:00]   If someone stopped a video of me working out, I literally would kill myself.[3:45:04]   Exactly.[3:45:05]   And I'm telling you, if you saw Jules working out, you would think this is a professional instructor here.[3:45:11]   Compared to this shit.[3:45:12]   Don't say that.[3:45:14]   I mean, that's as bad as Crowder's leaked tape to have a video of you working out out there.[3:45:19]   It's amazing.[3:45:20]   And then these people wonder, you ever see these people who work out and this even goes to guys who lift weights.[3:45:25]   You ever see a guy who's like really muscly, but he looks stupid as fuck?[3:45:30]   His biceps are like giant and then his back is all fucking weird and his sides are like this and he's like a heart shaped man.[3:45:39]   And he looks all it's because these people, they're not paying attention to form.[3:45:44]   They're not doing the appropriate workouts at the right times.[3:45:47]   They're just doing whatever they want.[3:45:49]   I've seen these guys at the gym.[3:45:50]   They look crazy.[3:45:52]   They're not, you know, they're all sloppy.[3:45:54]   And all these women, if you've seen, there's so many of these women at the gym, they work out every day and they're doing all this weight training, but they look horrible.[3:46:01]   I mean, they almost look like fat.[3:46:02]   Like they really look like Chrissy Marr.[3:46:05]   There's so many women at the gym you see that have been like weight training for years and you'll like interview this person.[3:46:12]   How long have you been weight training?[3:46:13]   You mean Bradley Martin will interview them?[3:46:16]   Zoo culture.[3:46:17]   I do some of the interviews as well, but they all look like this and it's like, so what is, what do you think this working out's done for you?[3:46:26]   Cause you still look really ugly and stupid and your body could be in no magazine.[3:46:30]   So what is the point of all this?[3:46:32]   You're doing it wrong is the point.[3:46:35]   Okay. Let's watch this one.[3:46:37]   Oh, look at this.[3:46:51]   I promise you don't need to be doing that.[3:46:54]   Never.[3:46:55]   There's nothing.[3:46:57]   You'll never see a guy doing that move.[3:47:00]   No reason.[3:47:01]   Leave these women alone.[3:47:02]   These trends.[3:47:03]   It's like what they do to heal a clan.[3:47:04]   They're making her look so stupid.[3:47:06]   They're like, uh, do you eight somersaults and then explode to the ceiling and grab the Raptors and twist?[3:47:12]   I don't know.[3:47:13]   As long as you're doing a bunch of moves.[3:47:14]   Great job.[3:47:16]   Cheering them on while they do this ridiculous nun.[3:47:19]   I wouldn't be caught dead doing that.[3:47:21]   If somebody said to do that, I go, no.[3:47:23]   Okay.[3:47:24]   And I turned myself into, I was in a coffin, you know, and you know, she's been working out long.[3:47:30]   I came back from the dead and you know, she was perfectly healthy and look what she looks like compared to me.[3:47:38]   So, you know, who do you trust when it comes to workout tips?[3:47:42]   And by the way, I got hella Mark Carley on fucking speed now.[3:47:46]   This is good for people having your workout tapes reviewed.[3:47:48]   It'll be better for everyone.[3:47:50]   We'll all get stronger together.[3:47:53]   Next time she's out there, she's like, maybe I don't need to do a little stupid ass run.[3:47:56]   And it's like, I really need to know the psychology behind posting this shit.[3:48:01]   Like, are you sure, do you think that looks like you're doing some cool shit?[3:48:05]   Do you think anybody's looking at them and go, whoa, she's like an athlete.[3:48:09]   Like, have you never even considered working out your entire life?[3:48:13]   So posting a video like this is like, what are you doing?[3:48:17]   I think Chrissy's just so brain dead and she has, she just has to like post everything that's going on with her day because what else is she going to post?[3:48:25]   And she needs people to remember her.[3:48:27]   I mean, I just, if somebody posted a tape like that, I would never see me again.[3:48:32]   I would kill myself.[3:48:33]   Do we have any more workout tapes?[3:48:35]   Did we have, you said you had somebody else here?[3:48:38]   Who was it? Oh, Royce.[3:48:39]   I was supposed to look for that.[3:48:40]   Yeah. Give me Royce from Revenge of the Sis.[3:48:43]   Remember, this is the big fat guy.[3:48:44]   Oh, this workout tape rules.[3:48:46]   Another, I mean, really, somebody needs to start a channel where we just post clips of people working out poorly with commentary about how much they suck.[3:48:58]   You know, you know who would hate me doing that?[3:49:01]   Joey Swole.[3:49:02]   Joey Swole.[3:49:03]   Leave these people alone.[3:49:06]   Who do you think you are?[3:49:09]   Kiss me, Joey, if you knew that.[3:49:10]   These people are trying to better themselves and you're being a bully.[3:49:14]   Stop it.[3:49:15]   Stop it.[3:49:16]   Do better.[3:49:17]   Leave people alone.[3:49:19]   Okay, Joey.[3:49:20]   I'm looking into your past, by the way.[3:49:23]   Tell Joey Swole, this guy Redbar's looking into your past.[3:49:26]   He found some secrets.[3:49:29]   Tell him.[3:49:31]   Joey Swole.[3:49:33]   No, I like Joey Swole.[3:49:34]   Why am I saying that?[3:49:35]   I'm actually a huge fan of Joey.[3:49:36]   I swear to God, I am a fan of Joey Swole.[3:49:38]   Joey, we're kidding.[3:49:40]   I was assuming that he's mad at me for making fun of him.[3:49:44]   You got ahead of yourself.[3:49:45]   Yeah, I got way ahead of myself.[3:49:47]   I forgot that's not real.[3:49:49]   That's just if I started that channel, then he probably would.[3:49:54]   But it didn't happen.[3:49:55]   So don't do anything to him.[3:49:57]   And I got Hella Mark Harley on my side.[3:50:00]   Hella Mark Harley.[3:50:01]   He's telling me to take a pre-workout with 800 milligrams of caffeine.[3:50:06]   I said, Mark, I like I'm as big as your leg.[3:50:10]   You know, we cannot take the same pre-workout.[3:50:12]   That's just it's going to kill.[3:50:13]   These guys never think of something like that.[3:50:16]   So I was very turned off by that.[3:50:19]   We're just waiting for I'm looking for the video, but I sent you a pic in the meantime.[3:50:23]   No, I don't want to blow it with the pic because the video is so good.[3:50:26]   Somebody will have a long time ago.[3:50:28]   It's Royce working out.[3:50:29]   Royce Lopez working out.[3:50:32]   Did you check media on Twitter?[3:50:34]   Yeah, that's what I'm scrolling through.[3:50:35]   And you can't find 700 times.[3:50:37]   We didn't put it in the show notes.[3:50:39]   We had to have just type Royce.[3:50:41]   Just type Royce in the show notes.[3:50:42]   See what comes up.[3:50:43]   And if anyone has this video of him working out.[3:50:47]   Was it on the bring back group or did you find it yourself?[3:50:49]   I just scrolled by it on Twitter one day.[3:50:52]   Oh, man.[3:50:53]   It was so good.[3:50:54]   Didn't think it was worth saving, but what do I know?[3:50:58]   Oh, wait, I found one.[3:50:59]   Yes.[3:51:00]   I don't know.[3:51:01]   She's got it.[3:51:02]   800.[3:51:03]   I was kidding.[3:51:04]   It was 200, but.[3:51:05]   Leave people alone.[3:51:06]   Yeah.[3:51:07]   That's what he says.[3:51:08]   That's his mission statement.[3:51:10]   All right.[3:51:11]   Check this out.[3:51:12]   Wait, is this the one?[3:51:13]   I don't know.[3:51:14]   Oh, no, this is different.[3:51:15]   Okay.[3:51:16]   I'm still looking then.[3:51:17]   Yeah.[3:51:18]   No, he was doing, I think, shoulder presses is the one you want.[3:51:24]   So we do have one of Royce doing dead lifts, but he's got great form.[3:51:29]   So it's like, what are you doing?[3:51:31]   This is what I mean.[3:51:32]   I'll show you this one in the meantime, but please look for that one.[3:51:35]   But this is what I mean.[3:51:36]   So here's Royce.[3:51:38]   Royce Lopez.[3:51:39]   He's as fat as you could get.[3:51:41]   Big, big, big fat guy.[3:51:43]   Oh, I found the one I think.[3:51:44]   And he started working out.[3:51:46]   What business does he have trying to do a 300 pound deadlift?[3:51:52]   It's like, how about you start by losing the 300 pounds on your face alone.[3:51:59]   Look at this asshole.[3:52:00]   It's like Jim shouldn't even allow you to deadlift until you've been there for three years and they've got a license.[3:52:06]   Look at this.[3:52:08]   Why are you doing this?[3:52:11]   So you could look like a crazy oxen.[3:52:14]   Do you want to look just like a bull?[3:52:16]   You're not a human being.[3:52:18]   These people with their deadlift, you see these women at the gym, their thighs are this thick.[3:52:22]   They're all fat.[3:52:23]   And you're going, do you think we're impressed?[3:52:25]   You look like animal.[3:52:28]   Like animal, plural.[3:52:30]   I found the better breed.[3:52:31]   You look like stock, livestock.[3:52:33]   Here it is.[3:52:35]   Was it shoulder presses?[3:52:36]   Let's see what he's doing here.[3:52:38]   Oh God.[3:52:39]   And this is bizarre.[3:52:41]   Wait.[3:52:42]   I just want to check.[3:52:43]   No, his form is complete shit.[3:52:45]   Complete shit.[3:52:46]   And that's why his body looks like this.[3:52:47]   You see these guys.[3:52:49]   And it's like this day and age, your Instagram should be showing you a million proper form videos a day.[3:52:57]   When I'm on my Instagram, it's a red X constantly showing a guy go.[3:53:03]   And then it's a green check mark of a guy going.[3:53:10]   How are you in this involved in this process and not knowing about any of that shit?[3:53:16]   Blows my mind.[3:53:17]   You got to see this guy.[3:53:18]   Wait till you see this shit.[3:53:20]   Here he is doing shoulder presses.[3:53:22]   I'd never seen anything like it.[3:53:24]   First of all, his head's all the way back.[3:53:26]   Everybody knows a shoulder press.[3:53:27]   You go.[3:53:29]   Your head goes in on the way up.[3:53:31]   Someone start now.[3:53:32]   No, no, no.[3:53:33]   You're making fun of the way you're doing it.[3:53:35]   Oh, no, no, no.[3:53:36]   My moves have been double-checked by professionals across the board.[3:53:40]   Form is the name of the game when it comes to Mike David.[3:53:43]   Proper form.[3:53:46]   They call me proper form at the gym.[3:53:48]   They go, Hey, proper forms here.[3:53:51]   They proper form.[3:53:53]   I go pop a form or proper form.[3:53:55]   They go pop a form.[3:53:56]   They go, Oh, okay.[3:53:57]   Pop a form.[3:53:58]   That's what they call me.[3:53:59]   Here he is.[3:54:00]   Nobody could deny that this is completely wrong.[3:54:02]   And this is the body of a man deadlifting 300 pounds.[3:54:06]   What do you guys think?[3:54:07]   Pretty cool looking body, huh?[3:54:09]   Are you auditioning for the new Penguin film?[3:54:15]   You don't want to look like John Taffer from Bar Rescue.[3:54:18]   That shouldn't be the goal.[3:54:19]   See what this guy in the chat goes, post your workout vids Mike.[3:54:22]   It's like, no, that's the point.[3:54:24]   I mean, first of all, that guy is a complete loser.[3:54:27]   I could smoke him in any workout.[3:54:29]   My videos would look better, sound better,[3:54:32]   be better than anything he could even concoct in his own mind.[3:54:37]   You're lucky.[3:54:38]   I'm not Hassan Piker because I'd be cussing you out right now.[3:54:41]   All right. Watch this form.[3:54:43]   Post your who, by the way, is listening to the show and like,[3:54:46]   not on my side about everything.[3:54:48]   Right.[3:54:49]   What kind of nut is like, let's see your form then.[3:54:52]   Wait, aren't you like my adoring worshiping fan?[3:54:56]   Yeah.[3:54:57]   Oh yeah.[3:54:58]   Yeah.[3:54:59]   No, let's not see my form then.[3:55:01]   Cheers.[3:55:02]   I'm just joking around.[3:55:03]   But seriously, don't.[3:55:05]   I'm never going to show you my form.[3:55:07]   The only form you'll see is the one I'm writing up about you submitting to your work.[3:55:11]   That's right.[3:55:12]   Cheers.[3:55:15]   It's a form about how great you've been.[3:55:17]   Can I get a shoe zoom please?[3:55:19]   Uh huh.[3:55:20]   I could watch these workout tapes all day.[3:55:22]   Let's see your form.[3:55:24]   Can't believe you would even dare.[3:55:26]   Can't believe you would dare.[3:55:27]   What would cause you to even say that?[3:55:28]   You got some kind of built up thing with me here, kid.[3:55:33]   Hey kid, you got some bone to pick with me, kid?[3:55:37]   I'll fuck you up with a gun, kid.[3:55:39]   All right.[3:55:40]   Look at these shoes.[3:55:42]   So these are like Converse knockoffs that have a painted skeleton on them with some snow and space.[3:55:48]   Really ugly shoes to wear at the gym, by the way.[3:55:51]   Black shoes with no, black shoes are disgusting, by the way.[3:55:54]   Unless you're going to the Oscars, I don't want to see you wearing black shoes.[3:56:00]   They look revolting.[3:56:02]   I've never owned a pair of black shoes in my life.[3:56:05]   And when I did, they were gross.[3:56:08]   So here he is, and this is the size of his butt for a guy who's doing a hundred deadlifts every day.[3:56:14]   That's a very small butt for such a size back, you know?[3:56:18]   And it's like, what kind of, again, what silhouette are you trying to create?[3:56:23]   Wait till you see how he works out.[3:56:25]   Roll the tape.[3:56:28]   Look at this.[3:56:29]   He's going to break his neck.[3:56:31]   Oh my God.[3:56:36]   Here, I'll zoom in to show you this.[3:56:38]   But the first couple were great.[3:56:40]   And again, the gym shouldn't let these knuckleheads play around with the weight.[3:56:44]   It's not a game, okay?[3:56:46]   It's a living.[3:56:47]   Watch this.[3:56:50]   His head is all the way like this.[3:56:52]   Nobody would ever recommend your head be up like that.[3:56:57]   Ever.[3:56:58]   What are you looking for?[3:56:59]   I mean, Alex Stein could run up behind you and snap your neck.[3:57:02]   Yes.[3:57:03]   Well, that's not why, but look at this.[3:57:09]   Oh, that looked so cool.[3:57:12]   I'm putting that in a video picture frame and putting on loop at my house.[3:57:17]   It was so cool.[3:57:18]   Not.[3:57:19]   Skylight frame.[3:57:20]   Skylight frame that I bought from Tony Hinchcliffe.[3:57:23]   Yeah.[3:57:24]   Very, very cool.[3:57:25]   If you catch fools working out, send them to PO Box 29462 West Segundo Avenue.[3:57:33]   Oh my God.[3:57:34]   Do you guys want to see a jump scare that I saw this morning?[3:57:36]   Sure.[3:57:37]   Yeah.[3:57:38]   Send that over.[3:57:39]   And remember, we haven't even gotten into the beginning of the show.[3:57:41]   This is still the intro for those of you tuned in.[3:57:45]   We hope you're having a joyous time on this.[3:57:47]   What day is it today here?[3:57:49]   Tuesday.[3:57:50]   Why am I so excited about today?[3:57:52]   Hmm.[3:57:53]   A lot of reasons.[3:57:54]   Can't tell.[3:57:55]   And then I'm really excited about tomorrow for another reason.[3:57:58]   And then I'm even excited about the next day for another reason.[3:58:01]   None of these things have to do with the show or you.[3:58:04]   But.[3:58:05]   And then I'm dreading the next day after that.[3:58:08]   Exactly.[3:58:09]   We could tell you what days we're excited for, what days we're dreading, but no other[3:58:12]   info will be shared.[3:58:14]   All right.[3:58:15]   So what did you want to show this jump scare?[3:58:18]   Next up?[3:58:19]   Top?[3:58:20]   Yeah.[3:58:21]   Chaos?[3:58:22]   Yeah.[3:58:23]   I wouldn't call this a jump scare.[3:58:25]   I would.[3:58:26]   This is crazy.[3:58:27]   And everybody is going to love this one.[3:58:29]   And I haven't seen anyone talking about this.[3:58:32]   I think I'm just going to play it with no setup.[3:58:34]   Everybody will know who it is.[3:58:38]   Wait till you see this video Jules found.[3:58:41]   Hey kids, it's me.[3:58:43]   Hey kids, it's you.[3:58:45]   Let me treat you to the fullest quality setting.[3:58:48]   You know, YouTube tries to dick you out of these qualities now all the time.[3:58:51]   They're always kicking you down.[3:58:52]   Check your phone.[3:58:54]   When you're watching a video on YouTube, it's most likely auto set to 720p.[3:59:00]   Even if you've changed that, they drop you down to 720p.[3:59:04]   You need to go in there, click on advanced resolution settings, switch it to 1440p or[3:59:10]   the highest available, never auto, the highest one, and then reset the video and watch it[3:59:16]   from the beginning.[3:59:17]   What they're doing is they're kicking everybody back to 480p, 720p on the iPhone, hoping you[3:59:22]   don't notice because that, that shows how expensive bandwidth even is to YouTube and[3:59:27]   Google.[3:59:29]   So imagine rumble trying to pay for it.[3:59:31]   Meanwhile, YouTube's got to dick you out of pixels and they were all doing it.[3:59:35]   Try watching ABC's streaming app.[3:59:38]   All the streaming apps from the networks dick you out of so many pixels.[3:59:42]   You're getting about a 480p thing.[3:59:45]   Even if it says 1080p, it's their version of 1080p.[3:59:49]   It's just scaled to 1080p.[3:59:51]   It's got the amount of pixels of 480p.[3:59:53]   Every bandwidth is so expensive and everyone's dicking.[3:59:56]   You know who doesn't?[3:59:57]   HBO gives you a lot of pixels.[4:00:00]   HBO gives you about the most pixels for, for your money.[4:00:03]   You know, it's also pretty good Hulu.[4:00:05]   Who knew?[4:00:06]   I love Hulu.[4:00:07]   You know what?[4:00:08]   I love Hulu.[4:00:09]   Uh, their activist vibe that they've got going on.[4:00:13]   To me, Hulu is like, that's where lesbians go to scream at me.[4:00:17]   Hulu.[4:00:18]   But maybe I'm wrong.[4:00:20]   It's always weird.[4:00:21]   Like to me, Hulu is like a LGBTQ network with family friendly programming only.[4:00:28]   And don't even go in there, Mike.[4:00:30]   But then you watch some shows, it's got some nudity.[4:00:33]   So who knows?[4:00:34]   This is the video we saw today.[4:00:36]   Look at this.[4:00:38]   Do you recognize this man?[4:00:40]   Sure you do.[4:00:43]   It's director and my friend Kevin Smith.[4:00:50]   He's blurred right now.[4:00:52]   Never start the first frame of your video in a blur, but he did.[4:00:55]   Let's see.[4:00:56]   Could I catch him in a non-blur?[4:00:57]   Nope.[4:00:58]   That's the first frame blurred.[4:00:59]   It's a big no-no in film.[4:01:01]   Kevin Smith has lost a tremendous, tremendous amount of weight.[4:01:07]   Um, we've been, uh, noticing something's been up with Kevin for a long time, right?[4:01:13]   Remember his weeping?[4:01:15]   Remember he had that crying spell.[4:01:17]   Now, you know, when I was in film school in the late nineties, um, Kevin Smith was demand.[4:01:26]   I mean, Mallrats, Clerks.[4:01:28]   Mallrats was one of my favorite movies.[4:01:29]   Fill this up with Coke.[4:01:30]   No ice.[4:01:32]   Mallrats.[4:01:33]   Mallrats was one of my favorite movies ever.[4:01:36]   Um, I actually followed in the footsteps of the Mallrat and I would go to the mall, act like them.[4:01:44]   I would drop Cokes from the top floor.[4:01:47]   That was one of my famous moves.[4:01:49]   You get a large Coke from McDonald's.[4:01:52]   Sixty-nine cents, kiddo.[4:01:56]   You'd go to the balcony and all malls have the balcony.[4:01:59]   Very scary.[4:02:00]   Just glass and then a drop that could be 80 stories down.[4:02:06]   So you go and right by the escalators was a downstairs, a piercing pagoda.[4:02:14]   We took this large Coke right into the piercing pagoda.[4:02:18]   No joke.[4:02:19]   Hits the counter, hits the girl working there.[4:02:22]   We run laughing.[4:02:24]   Didn't get caught because how could you?[4:02:27]   You throw the Coke, you run.[4:02:28]   No one's catching you.[4:02:30]   The mall security guy's all the way over at the gamer store with all the chess pieces.[4:02:36]   And, uh, we don't even know what happened to her.[4:02:39]   You know, we looked, we shot, bounced, hit.[4:02:42]   We're running laughing.[4:02:43]   The mall ruled and you could never get in trouble at the mall back then.[4:02:48]   Uh, so Mallrats was big.[4:02:50]   I liked Kevin Smith just fine.[4:02:52]   I hated clerks.[4:02:54]   I just came to the realization I hated clerks.[4:02:57]   You know, everybody, oh, clerks, oh, clerks, clerks, clerks.[4:02:59]   Nah, Mallrats was great.[4:03:01]   Clerks, terrible.[4:03:02]   And all the other movies, terrible.[4:03:04]   But you know what?[4:03:05]   Kevin Smith for a few years had a really good vibe about him.[4:03:08]   Where he was making cool movies that were cool and funny and, you know, 15 year olds.[4:03:17]   That was an awesome vibe.[4:03:19]   Okay.[4:03:20]   And then Kevin Smith started the pod castle.[4:03:25]   Right.[4:03:26]   He was podcasting pretty early on.[4:03:28]   I remember when he started podcasting, we're like, come on, man, this is like for us.[4:03:32]   You know, back in the day it was like podcasters were like, okay, celebrities didn't podcast.[4:03:38]   That was like coming onto our turf and stealing our work.[4:03:41]   That would be like if a celebrity went down to like Walmart and goes, move aside, everyone.[4:03:46]   I work here now.[4:03:47]   Ha ha ha.[4:03:48]   Yes.[4:03:49]   And it's like, oh man, this is where we work.[4:03:52]   Now we got to work with Kevin Smith, you know?[4:03:55]   So it was like, it was weird, man.[4:03:57]   When he started that podcast, that was very weird to me, but he's gone on.[4:04:01]   He's got to hit a lot of incidents, right?[4:04:03]   What's what were some of his incidents, Jules?[4:04:05]   Because remember, we've been following him for quite a bit on this show.[4:04:08]   He's Kevin Smith.[4:04:09]   He's kind of hated by like our audience, right?[4:04:12]   I feel like our audience hates Kevin Smith.[4:04:14]   What did he do?[4:04:15]   He hated him a lot for like crying.[4:04:16]   Like, did he cry about Trump winning?[4:04:18]   Oh, was it something like that?[4:04:20]   But then he also cries about like Marvel movies a lot.[4:04:23]   Like he'll go to Black Panther in the theater and film himself watching it while crying, that kind of thing.[4:04:29]   And he's gotten such incidents.[4:04:31]   He's also done what I like to call the Billy Eilish, which I got to fill you in about because it's so new.[4:04:40]   The Billy Eilish is what I used to call the Al Roker.[4:04:44]   What are you talking about?[4:04:46]   Remember when Al Roker, big fat black newsman from the Today Show lost a bunch of weight and then he started looking like this?[4:04:53]   And you're going, oh, OK, so you ruined your body.[4:04:57]   You ruined your skeleton with getting fat.[4:05:00]   So this is what happens.[4:05:01]   You get so fat and your body is going cuckoo trying to keep up with it.[4:05:05]   So your bones are growing in a different way.[4:05:08]   Everything's out of whack.[4:05:10]   So even if you lose weight after being 500 pounds, you look like this.[4:05:14]   You look like a man.[4:05:16]   And they usually are always wearing like their old clothes.[4:05:19]   I was going to say most of this is probably that he doesn't dress.[4:05:22]   I don't think so.[4:05:23]   I think the bone structure expands when you're fat.[4:05:26]   And then what happens is you lose all the weight and you still have the same bones as a fat guy.[4:05:31]   So you look like you're retarded.[4:05:33]   It's just not right.[4:05:35]   Billy Eilish lost a ton of weight.[4:05:39]   I think she got fat buckle removal surgery.[4:05:42]   She got on an Ozempic.[4:05:43]   Billy Eilish, can we get a picture of her?[4:05:45]   Yikes.[4:05:46]   She looks like a chattering skeleton.[4:05:50]   And it's like this.[4:05:51]   So Billy Eilish is the next fat person that looks wrong being thin.[4:05:56]   She looked way better fat.[4:05:57]   Al Roker, better fat.[4:05:59]   Kevin Smith looked better fat.[4:06:01]   You can't do it.[4:06:02]   And Ethan Klein, you're next.[4:06:05]   Once you go fat, you can't go back.[4:06:08]   You could lose the weight, but you can't lose the skeleton.[4:06:12]   And that's a great punishment for you fat fucks.[4:06:16]   So I don't want to hear, well, I could always lose the weight, but you'll never stop being an asshole.[4:06:21]   Well, that's actually backwards.[4:06:23]   I can stop being an asshole way easily.[4:06:26]   Then you could lose the weight and you'll never lose the skeleton.[4:06:30]   So ha, you're back to being a fatty piece of shit.[4:06:34]   Don't even bother losing weight if you're fat.[4:06:37]   It's not helping.[4:06:39]   Now you're a freak.[4:06:41]   Would you rather be a fat or a weird freak?[4:06:44]   Let me show you Billy Eilish from the other day, and then we'll show you this Kevin Smith video.[4:06:48]   It's not about his weight loss.[4:06:50]   Here is Billy Eilish.[4:06:51]   Now let me get a really freaky deaky picture for him.[4:06:54]   I also sent you the interview if you want her in motion.[4:06:56]   Yeah, I think maybe that would be better.[4:06:58]   It's right above that link in the chat.[4:07:02]   Okay, look at this.[4:07:04]   Yeah, we'll see Billy Eilish.[4:07:06]   Everybody knows what she looks like, right?[4:07:08]   Okay, so let's pull her up.[4:07:10]   This is her with Emmert Chamberlain.[4:07:12]   Oh, I'm sorry?[4:07:14]   I'm sorry?[4:07:15]   This is from yesterday's most boring Met Gala ever.[4:07:18]   I'm sure all of you guys, especially those on the right, watched this yesterday and spent the whole day on Twitter discussing the gowns.[4:07:27]   But one of the most boring Met Galas, right guys?[4:07:32]   Jesus.[4:07:34]   The theme was Carl Gaultier, and he was the owner of Diesel.[4:07:40]   And so everyone just wore diesel jeans. It was very boring.[4:07:43]   This is Emmert Chamberlain.[4:07:45]   She's the new It girl, and she's interviewing Billy Eilish.[4:07:49]   Look at this.[4:07:50]   This is so... who is this? Who made this?[4:07:53]   Look at Billy now.[4:07:55]   See, she's a creepy fucking alligator woman now.[4:08:01]   Look at her chin. So she got the fat buckle removal, which is psycho.[4:08:05]   I'm not sold that she got that.[4:08:07]   Okay. Well, why is she a chattering skull now? Look at her. Watch this.[4:08:10]   It's so beautiful.[4:08:12]   It's not beautiful.[4:08:14]   This is something kind of...[4:08:15]   Look at her.[4:08:16]   This is so you, but also it's like something I've never seen you in.[4:08:19]   She's rockered.[4:08:20]   Thanks.[4:08:21]   What was the inspiration?[4:08:22]   Wait till you see when they cut.[4:08:23]   What was on your mind?[4:08:24]   I want to do layers, lots of textures, lots of fabrics, materials.[4:08:27]   I wanted things hanging. I wanted things...[4:08:29]   So they become like raptors when they do this.[4:08:32]   Can you see?[4:08:33]   They revert to dinos.[4:08:36]   I mean, to me, that's a very scary person now.[4:08:43]   So congratulations.[4:08:44]   You lost the way.[4:08:45]   And I like how she's going to go,[4:08:46]   so they all hated me when I was fat, told me to lose the weight,[4:08:49]   stop dressing up like stop dressing up like Cypress Hills,[4:08:53]   the black guy from Cypress Hill.[4:08:55]   And now I lose the weight.[4:08:58]   Now they're saying I look like a chattering raptor,[4:09:01]   which no one will say but me.[4:09:05]   I wanted to just be like kind of thrown and like kind of messed up.[4:09:09]   Now you're crappier than ever.[4:09:12]   Sorry.[4:09:14]   Holy fuck.[4:09:15]   You're crappier than ever.[4:09:19]   Okay. Back to Kevin Smith.[4:09:20]   He's got an announcement for everybody today.[4:09:22]   Okay.[4:09:23]   You guys ready for this?[4:09:26]   This is going to be great.[4:09:27]   Wait till you see this.[4:09:28]   Billy Jackson.[4:09:29]   They're calling her giant head.[4:09:30]   She's skeleton.[4:09:31]   Okay, so they see it.[4:09:32]   Reptilian.[4:09:33]   Kate Q-ish.[4:09:34]   Yes.[4:09:37]   Poor Billy.[4:09:38]   Yo, where's your tits at, bitch?[4:09:40]   I love stuff like that.[4:09:42]   That to me needs to be brought back,[4:09:44]   like being completely heinous to women in like a degree that they've never seen.[4:09:50]   And then laughing and like slapping hands with your boys as you like dunk on some stupid bitch.[4:09:56]   To me, there's nothing funnier than that.[4:09:58]   Okay.[4:09:59]   Kevin Smith has something to tell us.[4:10:02]   Here we go.[4:10:05]   Kevin.[4:10:07]   Hey kids.[4:10:08]   It's me, Kevin Smith.[4:10:09]   Five years ago, I had a massive Widowmaker heart attack.[4:10:13]   I don't know if you heard about it.[4:10:14]   Of course you did because I would not stop talking about it for five years.[4:10:18]   It was the most exciting thing that ever happened to me since Clerks.[4:10:21]   And we're going to do that again because I just went through a thing that I think a lot of people go through,[4:10:29]   but nobody ever talks about.[4:10:30]   So I'm going to give you some details and hopefully it'll be useful in your own life.[4:10:35]   Okay.[4:10:36]   Here we go.[4:10:37]   For the last month, I have been at a mental health facility.[4:10:44]   Oh.[4:10:45]   Yes.[4:10:48]   For the last couple months, I've been in a mental health facility.[4:10:55]   Now this is on people's YouTube channel, people.com, people magazines, YouTube channel.[4:11:00]   Now the audio is crap.[4:11:02]   The video is crap.[4:11:03]   I don't understand why people can get it together, but I just can't believe these words came out of his mouth.[4:11:10]   Let's hear that again.[4:11:11]   And hopefully it'll be useful in your own life.[4:11:14]   Okay.[4:11:15]   Here we go.[4:11:16]   For the last month, I have been at a mental health facility in the parlance of our times.[4:11:25]   I went crazy.[4:11:26]   I lost my marbles.[4:11:28]   I went crazy.[4:11:29]   I lost my marbles.[4:11:32]   Oh really?[4:11:33]   Please tell us why.[4:11:35]   The parlance of our times.[4:11:38]   I went crazy.[4:11:39]   I lost my marbles.[4:11:41]   I had a complete break with reality and became very dissociative.[4:11:48]   This next section is about sexual abuse.[4:11:52]   Excuse me.[4:11:58]   Lost his marbles, completely disassociated, which is, that's crazy to disassociate.[4:12:06]   Have you disassociated ever?[4:12:08]   No, right?[4:12:09]   That's nuts.[4:12:10]   Maybe on ketamine.[4:12:12]   He disassociated and this is about sexual what?[4:12:17]   Trauma?[4:12:18]   Abuse?[4:12:19]   Abuse?[4:12:20]   But most of all, so this was just suggested on my main YouTube feed.[4:12:23]   Okay.[4:12:24]   People, crazy people like Kevin Smith go through things.[4:12:27]   They get sexually abused.[4:12:28]   They want to tell people this.[4:12:29]   Why did you do a people interview with a white background?[4:12:32]   I thought this was going to be the 10 things you couldn't live without.[4:12:35]   You know, I click on this thinking it's going to be him, you know, uh, showing us like,[4:12:41]   uh, some of his favorite foods or something like that.[4:12:45]   Like make a nice doc out of it, like Selena Gomez.[4:12:47]   But they shoot it.[4:12:48]   No, they're shooting it like it's a happy upbeat 10 things video.[4:12:53]   Hey guys, my name is Kevin Smith.[4:12:55]   You might know me from Clerks.[4:12:56]   So this is about how I'm sexually abused.[4:13:00]   Jules sexually abuses Mike with marbles.[4:13:04]   Someone said, how did they know that?[4:13:06]   All right.[4:13:07]   Listen to this.[4:13:08]   No, that's command.[4:13:09]   Sorry.[4:13:10]   I'm going to use space bar.[4:13:13]   When I was six years old, there was a kid, um, a little older than me, nine or 10.[4:13:19]   I don't know who he was.[4:13:20]   Cause I grew up in a summer town and people were kind of trained.[4:13:24]   Just one minute in and he's standing up by the way, in front of a psych wall.[4:13:30]   It's very, very weird in a weird time to do this.[4:13:33]   I don't think People magazine knew this was going to happen.[4:13:36]   All right.[4:13:37]   Listen to this story.[4:13:38]   And I don't know who he was cause I grew up in a summer town and people were kind of transient in the summertime particularly.[4:13:45]   So I don't know who this kid is.[4:13:47]   I see his face very clearly.[4:13:49]   Never saw him again after this incident.[4:13:50]   Took me and I was six years old and a friend of mine whose name I won't disclose, but she was a six year old girl.[4:13:58]   And, uh, made us put our mouths on each other's genitalia.[4:14:04]   The other kid, the older kid was going to make us put our mouths on him.[4:14:08]   And then an adult walked past.[4:14:09]   It was an alleyway behind the apartment building.[4:14:11]   It was sheer white walls and there were no windows next to us, only on the second floor.[4:14:14]   And on the other side of us was a fence that had grape leaves covering it.[4:14:17]   So unless you walk right past the alley, you never would have known what happened.[4:14:21]   You wouldn't even seen us.[4:14:23]   And luckily some adult did walk past the alley and was like, what's going on and chase those kids away.[4:14:29]   And then I went home and never said anything.[4:14:31]   Why are you telling me so fast?[4:14:33]   Why does this need to be told?[4:14:35]   You're speeding through this story.[4:14:37]   What happened to him?[4:14:39]   Why did he get cooked?[4:14:41]   You don't have to uncover your child.[4:14:44]   Wait till you hear why he's telling us this.[4:14:46]   I was scared and humiliated and ashamed.[4:14:51]   Demonstrated.[4:14:52]   And you know, I was a Catholic kid, so I was like God and worried about sin and whatnot.[4:14:56]   And never told anybody about it.[4:14:59]   I've told the story in my life to other people, but always presented thusly.[4:15:06]   Oh, I played doctor when I was a kid.[4:15:09]   Recently when I was at a facility called Sierra Tucson.[4:15:15]   So now I see why this was a jump scare.[4:15:17]   You tuned in thinking this was going to be like a funny video.[4:15:20]   I saw this on my main page.[4:15:21]   It says trauma is trauma, a mental health talk with Kevin Smith.[4:15:24]   I clicked the video expecting him to be like, guys, it's important that we look inside ourselves.[4:15:29]   And if you're feeling down.[4:15:30]   Yeah, something like that.[4:15:31]   And so I was just going to laugh at him crying a little bit.[4:15:34]   And then within one minute of this 35 minute video, he's already going.[4:15:39]   So then I took my pants off and the kid took my pants off.[4:15:41]   Oh, it's a 35 minute video.[4:15:43]   What does People Magazine have to do with this?[4:15:47]   In Arizona.[4:15:49]   Listen to this.[4:15:50]   Wait, this is so exciting.[4:15:51]   Listen to this.[4:15:52]   This kid.[4:15:54]   Recently, when I was at a facility called Sierra Tucson in Arizona, a mental health facility that literally saved my life.[4:16:04]   So apparently right down the street, we've got a mental health facility for the stars.[4:16:12]   Bobby Lee.[4:16:13]   Bobby Lee was at the same mental facility.[4:16:16]   It's like a couple blocks away.[4:16:18]   So Kevin Smith and Bobby Lee were in this mental facility right down the street.[4:16:24]   Weeping.[4:16:26]   I have been in the presence of them.[4:16:28]   Now, this is a good thing for me, you know, because now I know where the best mental facility is.[4:16:34]   I can walk there.[4:16:36]   We should go to that mental facility now and see if there's any stars there and leak.[4:16:41]   I got the best idea.[4:16:43]   It's a celebrity mental institute, right?[4:16:45]   Jules?[4:16:46]   All the celebs.[4:16:47]   But listen.[4:16:48]   You put me in the mental institute.[4:16:52]   I'll pretend I'm crazy.[4:16:54]   I get in there.[4:16:55]   I'll record all the celebrities stuff and leak it.[4:16:59]   And then we'll break me out of the mental institute and then we'll play all the tapes on the show.[4:17:07]   I'll go, ah![4:17:09]   When I walk in, I'll just, ah![4:17:11]   I need a room![4:17:13]   Luckily, you don't even have to do that because the second they get out of that place, they tell you everything that happened for free.[4:17:19]   No tapes.[4:17:20]   For celebrities, you could just leave.[4:17:22]   They're not going to hold you there.[4:17:24]   It'd be a big scoop.[4:17:26]   So I think that's a good idea.[4:17:28]   It's right down the street.[4:17:30]   So I'm honored that all these nuts.[4:17:33]   Bobby Lee was there.[4:17:34]   Can you believe it?[4:17:35]   Why was Bobby Lee at the mental institute here?[4:17:37]   I guess it's also a rehab.[4:17:40]   Yeah, right.[4:17:42]   What did he do?[4:17:44]   Okay.[4:17:45]   Let's hear some more.[4:17:46]   I was talking to my trauma therapist, Kelly Parks, and I told her this story.[4:17:51]   And she stops me dead.[4:17:53]   We were walking around the track and she goes, Kevin, that's sexual abuse.[4:17:55]   And I said, oh my, no, it's not.[4:17:57]   We were playing doctor.[4:17:58]   And she goes, doctor is I'll show you mine.[4:18:02]   You show me yours.[4:18:03]   There's a third party instructing you what to do.[4:18:06]   And it's against your will.[4:18:08]   That's sexual abuse.[4:18:09]   And so blew my mind.[4:18:12]   And I was like, why then?[4:18:13]   Why, why my whole life about thought I was playing doctor?[4:18:17]   And Kelly said, because.[4:18:19]   Could you imagine giving a shit about what happened when you were two?[4:18:24]   Who gives a shit?[4:18:25]   So these guys are so crazy that they go, oh, when I was one, I was mentally immune.[4:18:30]   I got to figure this out.[4:18:31]   You don't have to figure it out.[4:18:32]   Shut up, make a movie and sit down.[4:18:37]   It's really not that big a deal.[4:18:39]   You're really not that important to be doing all this work on yourself all the time.[4:18:45]   You know, the only amount of work you should be doing is to, so you could feel great in life and that's it.[4:18:50]   But stop trying to discover secrets and unlock doors and patch up drama.[4:18:56]   Shut up.[4:18:58]   You know, it's really, really goes to show.[4:19:01]   Imagine wanting to even fucking spend that much time on yourself.[4:19:05]   You know, how exhausting does that sound to have to work on yourself and all this crap?[4:19:10]   Yuck.[4:19:11]   So only the biggest psychos will do this.[4:19:13]   They almost get off on it because they get to talk about themselves 24 hours a day.[4:19:18]   It was a traumatic event.[4:19:20]   Something insanely traumatizing happened to you.[4:19:23]   And in order to live with that, in order to survive after something like that.[4:19:28]   Your coping mechanism was to minimize it, to make it small, to make it well.[4:19:33]   It's plenty small.[4:19:35]   Perhaps because later in life I heard of other people getting abuse or sexual abuse became more talked about.[4:19:43]   And since it didn't sound like other stories I heard, I was able to keep it small.[4:19:49]   And that's what we do.[4:19:51]   Everyone suffers trauma and then tries to keep it small in order to survive.[4:19:58]   It's a survival mechanism.[4:20:00]   Everybody suffers trauma.[4:20:01]   They teach you that at the facility?[4:20:03]   You know, where'd you learn that?[4:20:05]   The clinic?[4:20:06]   The rest of this, he basically just talks about therapy.[4:20:09]   So that's an update on Kevin Smith.[4:20:12]   Very cool, huh?[4:20:13]   Very awesome.[4:20:14]   Very funny.[4:20:15]   What a stupid idiot.[4:20:18]   But that's so exciting that that facility is by us.[4:20:21]   We should try to break in and break some celebs out or sneak in drugs for stuff and weaken them.[4:20:26]   We could just be like paparazzi that chills outside.[4:20:28]   We could make a little tent.[4:20:29]   We could do anything we want.[4:20:30]   Make a cake with a bunch of guns in it.[4:20:31]   You don't even have like the eras tour and outside of the stadium there's all those little tents.[4:20:36]   Yeah, we could sell shirts.[4:20:38]   69.5, come over here and get this.[4:20:40]   We can set a red bar radio tent outside of the rehab where we're like blasting tunes.[4:20:45]   People can come get stickers.[4:20:47]   Find that clinic.[4:20:48]   Let's go down there after the show and try to break out one guy late night.[4:20:52]   I bet they have barely any security there.[4:20:54]   They're driving someone to rehab.[4:20:56]   Plus I got that new, I'll have my new gun soon.[4:21:00]   Seven bullets.[4:21:01]   How many employees could actually be there to kill all the staff to break out the guys?[4:21:08]   I obviously have to go in there.[4:21:10]   I'm imagining a scene with like, who's a good person?[4:21:12]   Like Santino or someone with his agent in the back of the car.[4:21:16]   And he's like, dude, it's only going to be six weeks.[4:21:19]   Everyone will understand.[4:21:20]   You're going to be in and out of there.[4:21:22]   And this is Tucson.[4:21:23]   It's nowhere.[4:21:24]   No one's even going to know you're here.[4:21:25]   And then he goes, nobody lives in Tucson.[4:21:27]   And they're like, only this one guy.[4:21:34]   But it'll be like that new Ana.[4:21:35]   What a guy to be living in the town of your rehab.[4:21:38]   No, you don't.[4:21:39]   You don't.[4:21:40]   And especially me, but it's going to be like that Ana de Armas movie with, uh, what's his name that we just watched where she's a spy and I'm going to go in there and bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.[4:21:51]   Come, come with me.[4:21:52]   It was horrible.[4:21:53]   It was good.[4:21:54]   Okay.[4:21:55]   What else we got next?[4:21:56]   Some new, uh, little ones, Jim Brewer and Joe Rogan talk about cars.[4:21:58]   This is funny.[4:22:00]   So Jim Brewer, you guys know Jim Brewer.[4:22:02]   He just got signed into Crowder too.[4:22:04]   You know, like, are you, are you guys all thinking this over again?[4:22:08]   Like, I would love to hear what Jim Brewer has to say about everything that's going on with Crowder.[4:22:13]   Nick DePaula me like it's a big reset.[4:22:15]   I'll turn that off.[4:22:16]   Sorry.[4:22:17]   How did that come through?[4:22:18]   I was just trying to find the time.[4:22:19]   Great.[4:22:20]   Um, yeah.[4:22:21]   So, um, yeah, if you guys could get an answer out of Brian Callan, uh, this guy, Jim Brewer just got signed into Crowder.[4:22:30]   Nick DePaula is probably an easy one to talk to.[4:22:33]   See if you guys can get any answers, some scoops for me about what's it like to work for Crowder when, you know, are they, is Crowder putting his dick on Jim Brewer?[4:22:43]   Is Callan sucking Crowder's cock in the van in the third row?[4:22:47]   Jim Brewer would just take it like a bitch.[4:22:49]   Yeah.[4:22:50]   Well, that's what this exposé is about.[4:22:52]   I know a lot of people think Jim Brewer is cool now.[4:22:55]   They do.[4:22:56]   Well, yes, Jules, I'll explain.[4:22:58]   Jim Brewer was one of the early celebrities, comedians to come out and be a right wing guy.[4:23:07]   So all of a sudden, you know, nobody cared about Jim Brewer, but all of a sudden he's the man.[4:23:15]   Right.[4:23:16]   Okay.[4:23:17]   So Jim Brewer, what I've discovered, doesn't have much in the oven, doesn't have much in the tank.[4:23:26]   Uh, he got repopular recently, just like I said, because he joined the right, and that's very exciting for the right to have a celebrity on their team.[4:23:35]   It's going to make a stink and speak.[4:23:37]   And then it's, you know, the more the merrier, right?[4:23:40]   But Jim Brewer doesn't really have a lot to say.[4:23:43]   I don't think he has as much as people are hoping he has to say.[4:23:48]   And I think everybody's made the wrong move by putting him up on this new pedestal, as if he's one of the greats.[4:23:55]   What I just saw, Jim Brewer was just on Rogan, and what I saw is a bitch.[4:24:03]   A cuck.[4:24:04]   And I'll show you, you're about to watch Jim Brewer get cucked and mistreated like a bitch.[4:24:10]   Basically, Rogan put his dick on Jim Brewer's shoulder and his balls on his chest.[4:24:17]   That's what I saw in this clip.[4:24:19]   I'll show it to you.[4:24:20]   Tell me what you think.[4:24:22]   Is this pulled up here?[4:24:23]   It should be on Spotify.[4:24:25]   That's what I saw in this clip.[4:24:27]   I'll show it to you.[4:24:28]   Tell me what you think.[4:24:29]   Is this pulled up here?[4:24:31]   It should be on Spotify at the right time.[4:24:33]   Spotify.[4:24:34]   Let me find Jim Brewer here.[4:24:36]   No, it should be already playing.[4:24:38]   Yeah.[4:24:39]   I don't know about that.[4:24:40]   Yeah, but I can't find the damn video.[4:24:42]   Let's see.[4:24:43]   This work.[4:24:44]   Jim Brewer click.[4:24:46]   We're clicking on all this stuff here, but it's not.[4:24:48]   I got to find it in the list.[4:24:50]   It's just not expanding that for me like that.[4:24:52]   Maybe because you're watching it.[4:24:54]   I don't know.[4:24:55]   Let me find him.[4:24:56]   Jim Brewer.[4:24:57]   Here he is.[4:24:58]   Let's see if it works this way.[4:24:59]   Play.[4:25:00]   Drive.[4:25:01]   Nope.[4:25:02]   I'm just getting audio here with no video.[4:25:05]   Oh.[4:25:06]   Does it work?[4:25:07]   Oh, you got to switch it over.[4:25:08]   You got to switch it to Mike's computer.[4:25:10]   This computer.[4:25:11]   Okay.[4:25:12]   There you go.[4:25:13]   Let's try this.[4:25:14]   Naples.[4:25:15]   Nope.[4:25:16]   I'm still getting this damn.[4:25:17]   It's just audio here.[4:25:18]   Got to hate this Spotify.[4:25:19]   I'm going to have to restart Spotify.[4:25:22]   Don't switch it over to your side there.[4:25:25]   Let's see what happens.[4:25:26]   Jim Brewer.[4:25:27]   Joe Rogan.[4:25:28]   Oh, there he is.[4:25:30]   There's Jim.[4:25:31]   Okay.[4:25:32]   And it's queued up you say?[4:25:33]   It should be at 4740.[4:25:35]   Okay.[4:25:36]   Let's see.[4:25:37]   4756.[4:25:38]   Yeah, that's fine.[4:25:39]   That's fine.[4:25:40]   Okay.[4:25:41]   Here's Jim Brewer.[4:25:42]   And you'll notice once it clears up.[4:25:43]   There he is.[4:25:47]   He's looking a little worn down on Rogan.[4:25:50]   Yeah, this is only 47 minutes in.[4:25:52]   He seemed a little bit tired already.[4:25:54]   And it was one of these Rogan's.[4:25:56]   We've seen a lot of these.[4:25:58]   Where it turns into Rogan rambling at the guest.[4:26:02]   And the guest not really saying much.[4:26:04]   And the guest kind of just yes ending Joe.[4:26:07]   And fake laughing at Joe.[4:26:09]   While Joe explains cars or animals.[4:26:13]   Or one of his many ongoing repetitive topics.[4:26:18]   And I just pulled this moment.[4:26:20]   You tell me what you think.[4:26:21]   This is a car related bit.[4:26:24]   Jim Brewer.[4:26:25]   Joe Rogan.[4:26:26]   Check it out.[4:26:27]   Oh my God.[4:26:28]   I didn't realize how poor I was till I moved to Naples.[4:26:31]   Oh really?[4:26:32]   Oh yeah.[4:26:33]   That's like all billionaires.[4:26:34]   Okay.[4:26:35]   Weird.[4:26:36]   Weird.[4:26:37]   I didn't realize how poor I was till I moved to Naples.[4:26:41]   Interesting.[4:26:42]   Because he shouldn't be poor right now at all.[4:26:45]   There's no reason Jim Brewer should be poor.[4:26:47]   And Naples.[4:26:48]   What is he talking about?[4:26:49]   Naples, Florida.[4:26:50]   I hope not.[4:26:51]   I mean he must be.[4:26:52]   Is that where Jim Brewer lives?[4:26:54]   Naples, Florida.[4:26:55]   That is a retirement city.[4:26:58]   I've been there once.[4:26:59]   I've been to the beach there.[4:27:01]   When I lived in Florida for college.[4:27:06]   I went to Naples once to go to the beach there.[4:27:09]   It was all old people.[4:27:10]   The whole city is old people.[4:27:12]   I remember I was blasting Dr. Dre and Eminem out of the car.[4:27:16]   We got pulled over by the police for not the music being too loud.[4:27:22]   But for it being Eminem and Dr. Dre.[4:27:25]   I'm not kidding.[4:27:26]   I swear to God it was right when this was about 2001, 2002.[4:27:31]   So whatever the big Eminem Dr. Dre song was back then.[4:27:35]   We were cruising up and down like the main avenue in Naples.[4:27:39]   They had this downtown area and it was me and my buddy.[4:27:41]   We were just cruising around looking for something to do.[4:27:43]   Blasted and this Dr. Dre and Eminem song.[4:27:45]   We get pulled over and the cop said this.[4:27:48]   And I'm trying to figure out what like name of the street it was.[4:27:52]   Let's just pretend the street was called Naples Avenue.[4:27:55]   And he pulls me over and he goes,[4:27:57]   Guys, guys, guys, Dr. Dre and Naples Avenue, don't mix.[4:28:01]   Turn it down.[4:28:02]   That's what he said.[4:28:04]   What?[4:28:05]   Yup.[4:28:06]   You can't do that.[4:28:07]   That's what he said.[4:28:08]   Debunk the police.[4:28:09]   And we couldn't believe he knew that it was Dr. Dre.[4:28:11]   Like that was because it was such a long time ago.[4:28:14]   Cops weren't listening to Dre.[4:28:16]   Joey Dios.[4:28:17]   And then I said, debunk the police.[4:28:20]   Yeah, we got to debunk the police.[4:28:21]   I don't like those people.[4:28:23]   All right.[4:28:24]   So here's Jim Brewery's talking about now what's the best way to rewind on this?[4:28:27]   Because my arrow keys don't work.[4:28:28]   I would say just straight shoot right through it and don't fuck around.[4:28:32]   No, I want to pause and go over this.[4:28:34]   I think there's a lot here.[4:28:35]   Just wait for like the good moment and then pause and then you have to go back.[4:28:38]   So you already heard what he said.[4:28:39]   He lives in Naples.[4:28:40]   And he feels poor.[4:28:41]   Okay, let's hear why.[4:28:42]   Dude, it's like there's at least three Bentleys just in my neighborhood.[4:28:49]   Do you know how crazy that sounds?[4:28:51]   Yeah, that's crazy.[4:28:52]   Oh, yeah.[4:28:53]   Is it crazy?[4:28:54]   He's going, there's three Bentleys in my neighborhood, dude.[4:28:58]   And Joe's like, okay, there's like a million Bentleys here everywhere.[4:29:03]   What are you talking about?[4:29:04]   We're from L.A.[4:29:06]   Yeah, that's crazy.[4:29:08]   So already he's kind of, and it's weird to talk about money stuff with Joe now.[4:29:13]   Like Joe is way too rich to be talking about like complaining about like prices.[4:29:19]   You know what I mean?[4:29:20]   It's like a weird, just don't bring up money around Joe.[4:29:23]   So I found that weird, but there's more.[4:29:25]   Well, there's three in the neighborhood.[4:29:28]   You ever been in one of those?[4:29:30]   You ever been in one of those?[4:29:31]   Yeah.[4:29:32]   They're fucking worth it.[4:29:35]   Sometimes you get in something, you sit at a Rolls Royce, you go, okay, I know why you[4:29:40]   spent all this money.[4:29:41]   Yeah.[4:29:42]   You look up, the ceiling is just like this with the stars.[4:29:44]   Like that is wild, dude.[4:29:45]   It's not that wild.[4:29:46]   It's very easy to do.[4:29:47]   There's something about that level of balling that's-[4:29:49]   It's not that crazy.[4:29:50]   Is it?[4:29:51]   Yeah, I don't ball like that.[4:29:52]   That's too hard.[4:29:53]   You're balling too hard.[4:29:55]   It's like-[4:29:56]   So am I going too soft?[4:29:58]   No.[4:29:59]   That's why I like muscle cars.[4:30:00]   Look at his face.[4:30:01]   Muscle cars like you're balling, but muscle car-[4:30:02]   Now, I just want to remind you, this conversation started by Jim Brewer going, man, I feel so[4:30:09]   poor living in Naples, Florida.[4:30:11]   I got about three Bentleys on my street.[4:30:14]   This is like something Mersch would say.[4:30:16]   And then Joe starts talking about how it's worth it.[4:30:20]   And then they kind of started talking about cars.[4:30:22]   But I need you to remember that the only reason any sort of car talk is brought up is because[4:30:27]   he said there's three very expensive cars.[4:30:30]   He feels poor in his neighborhood.[4:30:32]   Okay, so watch what Joe decides to do.[4:30:36]   Cars are like, you know-[4:30:38]   Cheers.[4:30:39]   That's a car that pretty much anybody who saves up money can get a version of a muscle car.[4:30:45]   Yeah.[4:30:46]   It's like you're not going to get a version of a new Ferrari convertible.[4:30:51]   Because he starts talking about muscle cars.[4:30:53]   Okay, remember Joe loves muscle cars.[4:30:55]   And it's always surprising to me when he has a guest that is car stupid.[4:31:01]   I find that to be weird as a guy to kind of not know about cars.[4:31:06]   Like to me, there's no such thing as like a cool guy on the right.[4:31:10]   At least enough to bullshit.[4:31:11]   Exactly.[4:31:12]   And it's like, what you're about to see is Jim Brewer doesn't know anything about cars.[4:31:22]   And something else-[4:31:23]   I'm just going to let it play.[4:31:24]   You'll see what happens here.[4:31:25]   Right.[4:31:26]   You're not going to get a version.[4:31:27]   But if you buy a 69 Camaro and you spend a ton of money on it and have it coming out[4:31:32]   looking cherry with amazing paint and wheels.[4:31:35]   But another kid also has a 69 Camaro and he's working on it in his garage.[4:31:40]   That's an accessible car.[4:31:42]   His shit could have Bondo on it.[4:31:44]   It could have fucking old wheels and tires.[4:31:47]   But he's fixing things.[4:31:48]   Joe's so out of touch that he thinks people could still buy like 69 Camaros and 68 Mustangs.[4:31:54]   It's like, you can't.[4:31:55]   It's a banana, Michael.[4:31:56]   What could it cost?[4:31:57]   Ten dollars?[4:31:58]   He's so out of it.[4:31:59]   He even like a rusted up frameless car like that.[4:32:06]   I mean, they're all they're taken.[4:32:08]   Everybody wants an old vintage car.[4:32:10]   And not everyone can save up for a muscle car, by the way.[4:32:15]   No, I mean, I don't think Joe understands like these cars in good condition are like[4:32:19]   a hundred thousand dollars now for just like a decent one, not even a good one.[4:32:24]   And it's like in the shows now, like every show, the cool guy in the show is driving[4:32:29]   a vintage Bronco that's like been completely restored drop top.[4:32:35]   And it's just like complete cherry.[4:32:37]   And they're driving around in like a hundred and twenty thousand dollar fully restored[4:32:42]   icon Bronco.[4:32:43]   And they're like a schoolteacher.[4:32:45]   Yes.[4:32:46]   Or what was that show?[4:32:47]   That one with like Kate Winslet or whatever that was on HBO.[4:32:49]   There was like this high school kid that was supposed to be like a dirty bum kid from the[4:32:54]   other side of the tracks.[4:32:55]   And then he like drives over to pick this girl up and like an amazing, beautiful Bronco.[4:33:00]   Like a Bronco where you would have to be on like an eight year waiting list to get this[4:33:04]   done, you know, like because everybody wants one.[4:33:07]   So Joe's like living in the past.[4:33:09]   I mean, maybe 20 years ago you could buy an old muscle car for dirt cheap, but not[4:33:16]   today.[4:33:17]   Uh, let's hear some more though.[4:33:19]   Like that's a baller car.[4:33:21]   That's like an accessible car.[4:33:23]   Damn.[4:33:24]   Yeah.[4:33:25]   I'm never going to, I, I can't even, I'm not going to be fucking baller.[4:33:28]   I don't know if I can.[4:33:30]   Hmm.[4:33:31]   So first of all, Joe goes, that's an accessible car.[4:33:33]   That's like really cool.[4:33:34]   Like muscle cars from like the sixties.[4:33:36]   Those are really cool.[4:33:37]   And Jim bird just goes, ah, damn, I'm never going to be able to, well, I mean, I probably[4:33:43]   never get on muscle.[4:33:44]   You're never going to be able to what?[4:33:46]   Afford a muscle car.[4:33:49]   And it seems like you think a muscle car is like some craziest shit.[4:33:53]   Like, okay, study this watch.[4:33:55]   Anybody who saves up money can get a version of a muscle car.[4:33:59]   Yeah.[4:34:00]   You know, it's like, you're not going to get a version of a new Ferrari convertible, right?[4:34:05]   You're not going to get a version.[4:34:07]   But if you buy a 69 Camaro and you spend a ton of money on it and have it coming out[4:34:12]   looking cherry with amazing wheels, but another kid has a, also as a 69 Camaro and he's working[4:34:18]   on it in his garage.[4:34:19]   Now that's an accessible car.[4:34:21]   His shit could have Bondo on it.[4:34:23]   You know, he could have, you know, fucking old wheels and tires, but he's fixing things[4:34:28]   into like, that's a baller car.[4:34:30]   That's like an accessible car.[4:34:32]   Damn.[4:34:33]   Yeah.[4:34:34]   I'm never going to, I, I can't even, I'm not going to be fucking baller.[4:34:37]   I don't know if I can ever be a baller.[4:34:39]   If I had a baller, do you know what I really want?[4:34:41]   You know what I got into?[4:34:42]   Look at that one.[4:34:43]   Look at that.[4:34:44]   Mustang super snake.[4:34:45]   Mustang super snakes.[4:34:47]   So Joe isn't listening.[4:34:51]   And this means that Jim Brewer sucks.[4:34:53]   All right.[4:34:54]   When Joe tunes you out, it means his Spidey sense, his subconscious is telling you there[4:35:00]   ain't nothing here to be concerned about.[4:35:03]   So when he starts doing, when he starts ignoring you is he just does his show.[4:35:07]   He just talks about what he wants to talk about.[4:35:09]   And you're there to chime in second to Jamie, almost your second to Jamie at this point.[4:35:16]   So stupid.[4:35:17]   Let me zoom in on this guy.[4:35:20]   He goes, I can never, I'm never going to be a baller.[4:35:23]   I could never afford.[4:35:24]   And Joe goes, look at these things.[4:35:25]   And he starts pulling up photos of dated Shelby Mustang.[4:35:32]   Now Jim Brewer knows nothing about cars.[4:35:34]   So when he sees this Shelby Mustang like here, and Joe's raving about this and telling Jim[4:35:41]   he should get it, you'll see this coming up.[4:35:44]   Jim's looking at that and going, that just looks like those Mustangs I see everywhere.[4:35:49]   That's what you think is so cool.[4:35:51]   He doesn't get, Oh, it's like a Shelby.[4:35:53]   It's all fucking souped up.[4:35:54]   He doesn't understand that.[4:35:55]   He just sees, Oh, I've seen like a thousand of these on the highway.[4:35:59]   Aren't those just stupid fucking cars?[4:36:01]   I can't believe it.[4:36:02]   But at the same exact time, Jim Brewer is trying to get out.[4:36:07]   He's trying to scream.[4:36:08]   No one will listen.[4:36:09]   He's trying to say, you know what?[4:36:11]   I like a Hummer, but Joe ignores.[4:36:14]   Okay.[4:36:15]   So let me just go back.[4:36:16]   Ah, it's so hard.[4:36:17]   Just watch the seconds while you drag.[4:36:19]   Like if you want to drag it, just look at the seconds and make sure you're only going[4:36:22]   back like one second at a time instead of me.[4:36:26]   Like that's a baller car.[4:36:28]   That's like an accessible car.[4:36:30]   Damn.[4:36:31]   Yeah.[4:36:32]   I'm never going to, I can't even, I'm not going to be fucking baller.[4:36:35]   I don't know if I can ever be a baller.[4:36:36]   If I had a baller, do you know what I really want?[4:36:38]   You know what I got into?[4:36:39]   Look at that one.[4:36:40]   Look at that.[4:36:41]   Mustang Super Snake.[4:36:42]   The Hummers.[4:36:43]   Mustang Super Snakes.[4:36:44]   Ignored.[4:36:45]   Ignored.[4:36:46]   You know what I would get if I really wanted a baller car?[4:36:50]   You know what I would get?[4:36:51]   And then just like, look at that thing.[4:36:52]   Look at the thing.[4:36:53]   And he just commits to it.[4:36:54]   He goes, the Hummer.[4:36:55]   Knowing no one's listening.[4:36:57]   The Hummer.[4:36:59]   And he's talking about the Hummer from like 2004 when that was like crazy.[4:37:07]   Hummer?[4:37:08]   Ain't nobody is talking about.[4:37:09]   Maybe he means the electric Hummer.[4:37:10]   Oh, you think he means the new electric fucking crab crawling Hummer?[4:37:14]   Yeah, right.[4:37:15]   He wants to crab walk.[4:37:16]   He means he's thinking, I know nothing about cars.[4:37:20]   But he remembers 2005's big Hummer and all the hubbub about the Hummer.[4:37:27]   The yellow, bright yellow Hummer.[4:37:30]   The gas guzzling.[4:37:31]   No good Hummer.[4:37:33]   That's all he could think about.[4:37:35]   He goes, I'm racking my brain for car info.[4:37:38]   What do I know about?[4:37:40]   What's crazy?[4:37:41]   The Hummer.[4:37:42]   The Hummer.[4:37:44]   The Hummer.[4:37:47]   And I know he's not talking about that new electric Hummer.[4:37:50]   The crab walks.[4:37:52]   With all the rock crawl modes and the sport modes.[4:37:56]   Doesn't have sport mode.[4:37:58]   It might.[4:38:00]   I mean, I'm with him.[4:38:01]   Hummer is cool.[4:38:02]   Okay, but Joe ignores this.[4:38:03]   Remember, Joe completely, Joe completely ignores this Hummer.[4:38:06]   And now Joe is fantasizing about the Shelby Mustangs.[4:38:10]   This gets worse.[4:38:11]   Watch this.[4:38:12]   It's the convertible.[4:38:14]   God damn.[4:38:15]   Look at that thing.[4:38:16]   That doesn't.[4:38:17]   I don't.[4:38:18]   No.[4:38:19]   What?[4:38:20]   Okay.[4:38:21]   What's wrong with you?[4:38:22]   There you go.[4:38:23]   So Joe pulls up these photos.[4:38:26]   And again, if you know nothing about cars, these just look like your average Mustang.[4:38:32]   An outdated Mustang that nobody cares about.[4:38:36]   And Jim Brewer clearly just said, nah, see, you know, I don't like that.[4:38:40]   I like the Hummer.[4:38:42]   And Joe ignores it and goes, what?[4:38:44]   You're crazy.[4:38:45]   But even knowing the information, Jim Brewer, not interested in the Mustang.[4:38:51]   That has been clearly gone over because even Joe goes, what?[4:38:55]   You're crazy.[4:38:56]   A Hummer?[4:38:57]   Maybe.[4:38:58]   Now watch what Joe decides to do.[4:39:00]   So we all know the information, right?[4:39:01]   Now, if I was talking to Jim Brewer about cars, I see he's not interested in cars.[4:39:05]   He knows nothing about the Mustang.[4:39:07]   He doesn't like how it looks.[4:39:08]   Okay.[4:39:09]   Close the fucking tab.[4:39:10]   Let's look at the Hummer.[4:39:11]   Let's see what I could find good about that.[4:39:14]   But no, Joe does this.[4:39:16]   Convertible.[4:39:17]   That convertible excites me.[4:39:19]   Does it?[4:39:20]   Yeah, I had a Shelby GT500 convertible.[4:39:23]   I don't even know what that is.[4:39:24]   I fucking love it.[4:39:25]   I don't even know what that is.[4:39:26]   I don't even know what that is.[4:39:28]   Proven.[4:39:30]   So he doesn't know what it is and also doesn't like it.[4:39:33]   Also doesn't like what he's seeing in these pics.[4:39:35]   And I don't either.[4:39:37]   Who the fuck would want a plasticky shitty Mazda?[4:39:40]   I mean, come on.[4:39:41]   In this town, by the way, there are only two sports cars.[4:39:45]   The Mustang and the Charger.[4:39:48]   Or the Camaro.[4:39:49]   Three.[4:39:50]   That's all you see.[4:39:52]   And they all think like we're impressed that they have like the highest version.[4:39:56]   We're not.[4:39:57]   Guess what?[4:39:58]   The lowest version and the highest version.[4:40:00]   Pretty much the same in our eyes.[4:40:02]   As we see it that only a white trash person from this side of the fucking country would think that's cool.[4:40:09]   And you got to get it out of your head.[4:40:11]   These Mustangs and these Camaros, they look like big plastic piles of shit.[4:40:16]   That's what they look like.[4:40:18]   No one's impressed but you.[4:40:19]   And you're caught in a loop.[4:40:21]   Every car here, no one has any creativity.[4:40:24]   They're like, I got the orange one.[4:40:26]   I got the gray one.[4:40:28]   Cool.[4:40:29]   Mostly they have the gray one.[4:40:30]   Yeah.[4:40:31]   Mostly they have the gray one.[4:40:33]   And on every lot, that's all you see.[4:40:35]   The big plastic fake looking muscle car with no chrome.[4:40:39]   Okay, so Joe loves these.[4:40:43]   We've established.[4:40:44]   We know Naples, Florida.[4:40:45]   Let's just say.[4:40:46]   Jim Brewer doesn't like it.[4:40:48]   He likes a complete opposite vehicle.[4:40:50]   The Hummer.[4:40:51]   Listen to this.[4:40:52]   Loved it.[4:40:53]   It was like a 2011 I think I had or 12.[4:40:57]   I had a Shelby GT500 convertible.[4:41:00]   Oh, I loved it.[4:41:01]   I loved it.[4:41:02]   It was so crude.[4:41:04]   He's doing the face your aunt does when she don't know what the fuck you're talking about.[4:41:09]   Your aunt asks you like what you've been up to and then you tell her the honest truth and she goes.[4:41:16]   Well then why did you ask?[4:41:20]   Jim Brewer is fucking cooked.[4:41:23]   Watch this.[4:41:25]   And so loud and so like so silly.[4:41:29]   Like anytime you want it when you're making a turn, you stop on the gas.[4:41:32]   The ass end kicks out.[4:41:33]   I was like this car is so ridiculous.[4:41:35]   It was so fun.[4:41:37]   I loved it.[4:41:38]   That's the laugh of it.[4:41:39]   I loved it.[4:41:40]   It wasn't like the fastest zero to 60.[4:41:42]   Didn't handle the best.[4:41:44]   It was just so much fun.[4:41:46]   The roar of the engine.[4:41:48]   I think it's like 500.[4:41:50]   Yeah, that's what I had.[4:41:51]   I think it was like.[4:41:52]   No, I had the model right before that.[4:41:54]   I had the model before that.[4:41:55]   That's good.[4:41:56]   So now he's pulling up the model that he had.[4:41:58]   The model before that.[4:41:59]   And then you really see.[4:42:02]   You know, that just looks like an old Mustang.[4:42:04]   I know.[4:42:05]   We know.[4:42:06]   It's the better one.[4:42:07]   Well wait, some guy in the chat just said,[4:42:08]   Rogan brags about having a GT500,[4:42:10]   but doesn't mention what year, the most crucial aspect.[4:42:13]   So now that you see the one he actually has, tell us.[4:42:16]   He said this is a 2022.[4:42:21]   And he's saying he had the year before this.[4:42:24]   He's saying he had a 21 Shelby Mustang.[4:42:26]   I don't know why he would buy that.[4:42:29]   Like, how could that excite you if you have $500 million?[4:42:35]   Like, where's that going to be good at?[4:42:37]   The little auto show that they put on in the strip center[4:42:40]   at the stupid part of town with all the old guys?[4:42:43]   That's who likes those cars.[4:42:45]   Okay.[4:42:46]   Watch this.[4:42:47]   That was 2022.[4:42:48]   I had a 2011, I think I am.[4:42:51]   Okay.[4:42:52]   That's not a year before it.[4:42:53]   So he had a 2011 Mustang.[4:42:57]   Keep this in mind.[4:42:58]   Now, Jim Brewer has said what?[4:43:00]   I don't like the fucking Mustang.[4:43:02]   I like the Hummer.[4:43:05]   Watch what Joe does.[4:43:08]   I loved it.[4:43:09]   Yeah, it looked like that.[4:43:10]   Fucking loved it.[4:43:11]   Looks horrible.[4:43:12]   It was so much fun.[4:43:13]   It was like, it was like, you know,[4:43:15]   it wasn't the best built car,[4:43:16]   but it wasn't that expensive either.[4:43:18]   Yes it was.[4:43:19]   They're like, there's some about,[4:43:21]   it's like you're in a thrill ride.[4:43:23]   Yeah.[4:43:24]   Like you're not driving.[4:43:25]   Every time you're heading on the gas,[4:43:27]   like the top is down, right?[4:43:28]   So you hear everything.[4:43:29]   So you hear the, you stomping on the gas,[4:43:33]   the fucking, the winds in your face.[4:43:35]   Oh, it was so much fun.[4:43:38]   This is great.[4:43:39]   Yeah.[4:43:40]   It was so much fun.[4:43:41]   Yeah.[4:43:42]   We're an American band.[4:43:45]   I like playing that.[4:43:46]   We're coming to your town to help your body.[4:43:49]   We're an American band.[4:43:51]   You're fucking on the highway, Jim Brewer.[4:43:53]   Right.[4:43:54]   No, not right.[4:43:56]   Jim, stick up for yourself.[4:43:58]   You cuck.[4:44:00]   Stop.[4:44:02]   Ghoulie alert.[4:44:05]   He's gone full Ghoulies three.[4:44:09]   Look up Ghoulies dancing scene.[4:44:13]   Ghoulies dancing singing.[4:44:15]   Type that in Ghoulies dancing singing.[4:44:17]   See if you find anything.[4:44:18]   We're going to compare these two tracks.[4:44:21]   And look at Jim Brewer, this sad sack of shit.[4:44:23]   Now you're going done, done, done.[4:44:25]   It's like, no.[4:44:26]   He's trying to be a good sport.[4:44:28]   I know, but it's not.[4:44:29]   I mean like, and if Joe was paying any short of attention,[4:44:33]   he would realize that Jim doesn't want to talk about this.[4:44:36]   He doesn't know about it.[4:44:38]   He's out of his element.[4:44:39]   He can't even afford the 2011.[4:44:42]   This gets worse by the way, but find me Ghoulies.[4:44:44]   I know they danced.[4:44:46]   Oops.[4:44:47]   I know they danced.[4:44:48]   I know the Ghoulies had a little thing that they did.[4:44:52]   Ghoulies, Ghoulies dance.[4:44:55]   No, and that's with an H.[4:44:57]   Yes.[4:44:58]   Ghoulies sing.[4:45:00]   Yes, Ghoulies dancing and singing.[4:45:02]   Ghoulies party scene.[4:45:06]   Ghoulies.[4:45:10]   I mean, there's this bald Ghoulie.[4:45:13]   He's like the leader.[4:45:15]   And, but I think they used to do like a dance party.[4:45:18]   Is it the Ghoulies dinner party?[4:45:20]   Send it over.[4:45:21]   That looks like this.[4:45:23]   Hold on.[4:45:24]   This gets way funnier too.[4:45:26]   Oh, there's just one Ghoulie.[4:45:28]   No, it's not the green Ghoulie.[4:45:30]   And it would be the Ghoulie go to college.[4:45:32]   Type in Ghoulies three.[4:45:34]   Ghoulies in the pond?[4:45:35]   Type in Ghoulies three and just see what videos,[4:45:37]   see if they're moving around at all.[4:45:39]   I just need them at this point,[4:45:41]   just need them like lifting their arm.[4:45:43]   The Ghoulies go to college.[4:45:45]   They attack a librarian.[4:45:46]   Wait, they look different in this one.[4:45:47]   They look more rat-like.[4:45:49]   Well, there's a bunch of different Ghoulies.[4:45:51]   The main one is the bald one that looks like Joe.[4:45:54]   He's green.[4:45:55]   I'm doing a party scene.[4:45:56]   Oh, you found a party scene.[4:45:58]   Well, they're doing a beer run in college.[4:46:00]   Yeah.[4:46:01]   Let's go to college.[4:46:02]   Oh, this Ghoulies three.[4:46:03]   I spilled to this movie so many times.[4:46:05]   If this is the right one, let me see.[4:46:08]   Yep.[4:46:09]   Oh yes.[4:46:10]   This is it.[4:46:11]   Here's Joe at the new comedy mothership,[4:46:13]   partying his ass off.[4:46:15]   We've got rare footage from the comedy mothership.[4:46:18]   This is just in, Joe partying at Mitzi's bar.[4:46:23]   Beer run![4:46:35]   There's Joe over there, see?[4:46:36]   I'm going to open up.[4:46:37]   I'm going to open up.[4:46:38]   Yes![4:46:43]   There's Joe.[4:46:44]   Wait, you'll see.[4:46:46]   Bitch, because I'm dreaming.[4:46:48]   I'll just take one.[4:46:50]   Miller Lake, actually.[4:46:52]   Wow, now pub light.[4:46:55]   There's Ari Shaffir and Joey Diaz.[4:47:01]   God watch, Mikey.[4:47:03]   Well, they're buried in beer.[4:47:12]   See, they're dancing.[4:47:13]   Look.[4:47:14]   I have to make that kiss.[4:47:16]   Ari Shaffir.[4:47:18]   Joe.[4:47:33]   So now I'll cut back to this and you'll see exactly what I'm talking about here.[4:47:39]   Did I go back?[4:47:40]   No remorse.[4:47:41]   No remorse.[4:47:43]   Right.[4:47:44]   There he is.[4:47:45]   Same fucking dance, huh?[4:47:47]   Look at that.[4:47:50]   Come on.[4:47:51]   And I'm next to you in the Honda Insight blasting fucking Metallica.[4:47:54]   There it is.[4:47:55]   No remorse.[4:47:56]   No remorse.[4:47:58]   Come on, man.[4:47:59]   Wait.[4:48:00]   Joe's talking about like a muscle car and like American rock music and he's like,[4:48:04]   yeah, Metallica and stuff.[4:48:06]   Nah.[4:48:08]   Joe, don't listen to no Metallica, okay?[4:48:10]   80s rock.[4:48:12]   Or like really early 90s stuff.[4:48:14]   Okay.[4:48:15]   But watch.[4:48:16]   It gets worse.[4:48:17]   I want you to picture yourself, Jim Brewer.[4:48:19]   I want to harm her.[4:48:20]   I want you in a red convertible.[4:48:22]   Buy a 2012.[4:48:23]   You can still get them.[4:48:25]   People have them and they're low mileage.[4:48:27]   I like being hired.[4:48:28]   Now, Joe has decided in his mind he needs to get Brewer in a car.[4:48:35]   Get in.[4:48:36]   He is getting him in a car.[4:48:38]   You got to get a 2012.[4:48:40]   Get a 2012, he says.[4:48:42]   And I don't think he stops here.[4:48:44]   I think he's more persistent.[4:48:45]   Jim Brewer has established he's no interest in this car.[4:48:49]   And Joe must think so low of him that he's suggesting he get a 2012 of a car he doesn't[4:48:58]   like.[4:48:59]   Listen to this.[4:49:01]   Come on, son.[4:49:03]   The music is blaring.[4:49:04]   The wind's got your hair flowing.[4:49:07]   Whoo![4:49:08]   He's shaking his head.[4:49:09]   Maybe out of 20 ounce Starbucks.[4:49:11]   He doesn't want it.[4:49:13]   Look at that.[4:49:14]   I need.[4:49:15]   I need.[4:49:16]   Now he's trying to sell you on a new Corvette.[4:49:18]   Those are great, too.[4:49:19]   But I like you as more of like a 2012 Shelby GT5.[4:49:23]   I like you more as a 2012 Shelby GT.[4:49:27]   Why?[4:49:28]   I don't know if you hear, but behind the music, Jim Brewer is going, I don't know.[4:49:32]   I don't.[4:49:33]   Yes.[4:49:34]   He's trying to get out of this.[4:49:36]   That's a cock.[4:49:37]   That's not a cool conservative who's giving it to the man.[4:49:40]   Sorry.[4:49:41]   You give it to him.[4:49:42]   You can't give it to him.[4:49:43]   You can't give it to anybody.[4:49:44]   What are you Crowder's wife?[4:49:45]   You pick your own car.[4:49:46]   That's what I mean.[4:49:47]   These guys are all bitch made.[4:49:49]   If Joe Rogan said that to me, I'd go, what don't you understand about no Mustang?[4:49:52]   And I already got a car.[4:49:54]   What do you say?[4:49:55]   I didn't even ask about a car.[4:49:57]   I said, I feel so poor in my neighborhood because there's three Bentleys.[4:50:00]   Now you're trying to put me in a 2012 Mustang today.[4:50:04]   Why?[4:50:06]   I hate the car.[4:50:07]   I want the Hummer, but I don't even want that.[4:50:11]   I just was trying to man car talk with you.[4:50:15]   That's the only car I know.[4:50:17]   Listen to this.[4:50:18]   What about stick shift?[4:50:22]   I like the tank thing.[4:50:24]   A tank?[4:50:25]   Like an Elon tank?[4:50:26]   Yeah.[4:50:27]   Like I was a Hummer guy.[4:50:28]   I wanted a Hummer.[4:50:30]   I like the tank thing.[4:50:32]   So he doesn't even know really much about a Hummer.[4:50:34]   He goes, you mean like Elon cyber truck?[4:50:36]   He goes, ah, the Hummer.[4:50:39]   So he's talking about the old Hummer.[4:50:41]   The new one's not like a tank.[4:50:42]   And not to mention that Joe, he said Hummer like four times.[4:50:45]   Joe's just registering Hummer now.[4:50:48]   Yes.[4:50:49]   Can't go back like three seconds.[4:50:52]   I know it was corny, but I loved it.[4:50:57]   That car right there.[4:50:58]   That's you.[4:51:01]   Maybe red, white stripes.[4:51:05]   Flaps?[4:51:06]   Flaps?[4:51:07]   Fuck yeah, flaps.[4:51:08]   Give the man some flaps.[4:51:10]   But that red one, the red convertible.[4:51:12]   No.[4:51:13]   And look at this.[4:51:14]   He's showing him this one with racing.[4:51:16]   It's like if you hated the convertible silver Mustang,[4:51:20]   I don't think you're going to like this.[4:51:22]   I mean, that's better.[4:51:24]   This is what Jim Brewer should be riding around in Naples, Florida.[4:51:27]   Do you know how stupid that would be?[4:51:29]   Do you know how ridiculously stupid that would be?[4:51:34]   No one would think that was cool either.[4:51:36]   They would think he was very poor.[4:51:38]   Let's hear some more.[4:51:40]   That's the shit.[4:51:42]   Right there, bro.[4:51:43]   He hates it.[4:51:44]   That's you.[4:51:45]   That's you.[4:51:46]   Run the engine.[4:51:47]   Listen.[4:51:52]   You're at a red light and you just hear it.[4:51:54]   And it just goes, come on, daddy.[4:51:56]   Let's go.[4:51:57]   Let's go, daddy.[4:52:00]   I was in that for like a very short period.[4:52:03]   I love that car.[4:52:04]   You were in what?[4:52:06]   So the show's over.[4:52:08]   I miss mine.[4:52:09]   I'm going to be you when I grow up.[4:52:11]   That's what a car was.[4:52:12]   One of the most fun cars I ever rode.[4:52:14]   See, now that.[4:52:15]   Look, now I'm excited.[4:52:16]   A Hummer.[4:52:17]   An old ass Hummer.[4:52:19]   Joe goes, a Hummer?[4:52:20]   An H2.[4:52:21]   As if he's never heard.[4:52:22]   He goes, now that, that I'm excited.[4:52:24]   Wait till you see this picture once it clears up from there.[4:52:28]   Jamie pulls this up and he goes, now that it's a 2021 Hummer H3 or 2007 Hummer H3.[4:52:37]   Now that I'm excited by.[4:52:39]   You're not.[4:52:42]   A 2007 Hummer H3 in disgusting red.[4:52:49]   You're excited by that.[4:52:51]   You're not.[4:52:55]   Okay, let's see.[4:52:56]   Look at his face.[4:52:57]   You got to go back like three seconds.[4:52:59]   You're joking.[4:53:00]   A Hummer?[4:53:01]   Look at this.[4:53:02]   Wait till this.[4:53:03]   Look at this guy.[4:53:04]   That's your conservative hero.[4:53:05]   Huh?[4:53:06]   Good luck.[4:53:07]   Ladies.[4:53:08]   His eyebrows are green.[4:53:09]   Okay.[4:53:10]   Three seconds.[4:53:11]   So this is 53, 37.[4:53:12]   I'm going to try to.[4:53:13]   52, 51, 50, 49.[4:53:16]   Oh, that's 10 seconds.[4:53:18]   It's harder than you think.[4:53:20]   I'll be you when I grow up.[4:53:22]   That's what a car was.[4:53:23]   Like one of the most fun cars I ever rode.[4:53:25]   See, now that.[4:53:26]   Now I'm excited.[4:53:27]   A Hummer?[4:53:28]   Yes.[4:53:29]   Yes.[4:53:30]   A Hummer.[4:53:31]   I like being higher.[4:53:32]   I like being higher.[4:53:33]   I get it.[4:53:34]   Do you have a Hummer truck?[4:53:36]   Yeah.[4:53:37]   I have a TRX.[4:53:38]   Yeah.[4:53:39]   Yeah.[4:53:40]   From Hennessey.[4:53:41]   It has a thousand horsepower.[4:53:43]   Oh damn.[4:53:44]   Yeah.[4:53:45]   It's the most preposterous truck ever.[4:53:47]   You would love it.[4:53:48]   You're way above everything.[4:53:49]   Yeah.[4:53:50]   No.[4:53:51]   The good thing about that is you see trouble ahead.[4:53:52]   Like if you're in a little car, like a low car, the problem is like.[4:53:55]   Lots of trouble in Austin, Texas.[4:53:57]   And you don't know why everybody's going to hit the brakes.[4:53:59]   So you don't see it until like a second or two after someone who's higher up gets a view[4:54:03]   of it.[4:54:04]   That's it.[4:54:05]   Look at that motherfucker.[4:54:06]   Yes.[4:54:07]   That's why the little cars freak me out.[4:54:08]   Yeah.[4:54:09]   I love driving that thing.[4:54:10]   It's like driving a tank.[4:54:11]   That's what I love.[4:54:12]   And it's also, I don't know.[4:54:13]   Oh my.[4:54:14]   But you know what's one of those?[4:54:15]   Post Malone is one like that.[4:54:16]   You know a guy is like a complete bitch when he sees just like a big pickup truck and he[4:54:20]   goes, oh my God.[4:54:22]   That's huge.[4:54:23]   Whoa.[4:54:24]   That's crazy.[4:54:25]   It's like a monster truck, right?[4:54:27]   How gay can you be?[4:54:29]   That ain't conservative to not to look at a pickup truck and not know the model.[4:54:35]   That ain't conservative.[4:54:37]   Fake conservative hero.[4:54:39]   Like the double rear wheels, like just to carry around his money.[4:54:45]   You didn't find that.[4:54:46]   Stacks gold in the back of it like a leprechaun and drives around.[4:54:49]   Was he on here?[4:54:51]   Yeah.[4:54:52]   He's awesome.[4:54:53]   I saw him.[4:54:54]   Joe's still looking at that screen of cars.[4:54:56]   We did mushrooms.[4:54:57]   We did the whole podcast on mushrooms.[4:54:59]   Okay.[4:55:00]   It's finally over.[4:55:01]   Jim Brewer.[4:55:02]   You think differently about him now, don't you?[4:55:04]   Nobody else showed you that clip this week.[4:55:06]   Nobody else.[4:55:07]   They were talking about the Brittany Greiner, right?[4:55:10]   Well, we're talking about Joe.[4:55:11]   Do you want to watch that clip from his dad?[4:55:14]   Yes.[4:55:15]   Let me show you this.[4:55:16]   Wait.[4:55:17]   Why don't we watch a few more seconds of goolies partying?[4:55:22]   Makes me want to have a party.[4:55:30]   A very dark gray party.[4:55:33]   Those beer cans are fire.[4:55:36]   Look at that thing.[4:55:38]   This is back when movies only had one colored light and it was a grayish blue to create[4:55:43]   night.[4:55:44]   Wait, they're drinking Drain-X?[4:55:46]   Yeah, they go a little crazy.[4:55:47]   It's so cool and stylish to drink.[4:55:49]   That can was nice.[4:55:51]   Drain-X?[4:55:52]   Yeah.[4:55:53]   Look.[4:55:54]   Yeah, watch.[4:55:55]   Give me that.[4:55:56]   Try some.[4:55:57]   That's Rogan.[4:55:58]   Be here.[4:55:59]   Yeah.[4:56:00]   That's Rogan and Sam Talin and he's like, try some.[4:56:11]   That looks just like Sam Talin.[4:56:14]   Look.[4:56:15]   Watch.[4:56:16]   Rogan goes, try some.[4:56:17]   Try some.[4:56:18]   This is like the mad honey scene.[4:56:21]   This is insane.[4:56:23]   This is great.[4:56:24]   Beer.[4:56:25]   Yum.[4:56:26]   Yum.[4:56:27]   Tastes great.[4:56:32]   That's filling.[4:56:34]   Yum, yum.[4:56:35]   Can somebody re-upload this?[4:56:37]   This is Joe Rogan and Sam Talin try mad honey on JRE or whatever.[4:56:42]   And just upload the clip where he goes, here, try some.[4:56:45]   Put it out there.[4:56:46]   Could get clicks.[4:56:47]   They're out of beer.[4:56:59]   By the way, I remember this scene very well.[4:57:02]   This beer fridge, this frat, had built up this beer fridge for like a year collecting beers.[4:57:09]   They had these two big double doors and it was full floor to ceiling of beer.[4:57:14]   And they were going to have a huge party coming up.[4:57:16]   That's what all the beer was for.[4:57:18]   The Ghoulies drink every can of beer.[4:57:20]   That really threw a wrench in the party.[4:57:22]   Yup.[4:57:23]   Who the fuck drank all the beer?[4:57:25]   And I think he blamed one of his friends too.[4:57:27]   They got in a fight but it was just the Ghoulies.[4:57:29]   Yeah, that Ghoulies 3.[4:57:31]   Ghoulies 3.[4:57:32]   See it.[4:57:33]   I'll give away a free copy.[4:57:35]   If it's on Roku for free.[4:57:38]   Okay.[4:57:39]   We've got more.[4:57:40]   We've got more.[4:57:41]   Okay.[4:57:42]   We've got more.[4:57:43]   We've got more.[4:57:44]   You know what?[4:57:45]   Some guy in the chat like an hour ago was like, man, weird.[4:57:48]   On Roku keeps just auto playing.[4:57:50]   Oh yeah.[4:57:51]   There are some issues still where we're trying to work it out with.[4:57:54]   I was thinking that it's so easy to access.[4:57:57]   You can't even stop it from playing.[4:57:59]   Easier.[4:58:00]   Why don't you say easier?[4:58:01]   I never said easy.[4:58:03]   Okay.[4:58:04]   Let's see.[4:58:05]   What else do we have here?[4:58:07]   Oh, that's next up.[4:58:08]   Okay.[4:58:09]   Let's see what we can do here right now.[4:58:10]   Oh, I got millions.[4:58:11]   You want to do Ethan talking about how many calories he eats?[4:58:13]   Yeah.[4:58:14]   That would be really funny.[4:58:15]   You want to watch a fat fuck talk about his weight?[4:58:18]   I love this stuff.[4:58:20]   Let's take a quick.[4:58:21]   I just got to go to the bathroom bad.[4:58:22]   Let's take a quick little break.[4:58:23]   We'll be right back.[4:58:24]   Just two seconds.[4:58:25]   I just got to go to the bed.[4:58:26]   Very close Spotify because of the incident earlier.[4:58:29]   Got to go to the bed.[4:58:30]   Got to go to the bed.[4:58:32]   He's got to go to the bathroom.[4:58:33]   And we'll be right back.[4:58:34]   I got, I have to make.[4:58:36]   Okay.[4:58:37]   Okay.[4:58:38]   Okay.[4:58:39]   We'll be right back.[4:58:40]   Don't touch that time.[4:59:10]   She's gone to the other side.[4:59:13]   Things are getting kind of gross and I go.[4:59:24]   This is not.[4:59:27]   Oh, this is not really happening.[4:59:45]   Oh,[4:59:50]   the watch.[4:59:52]   Just feel.[4:59:54]   Oh, the watch.[4:59:56]   Where[4:59:57]   she knows what's going on.[5:00:01]   Seems we've got a cheaper fee.[5:00:04]   Now all the sweet.[5:00:09]   Gone to the other side with my hands.[5:00:16]   They must have paid her a nice price.[5:00:23]   This is not.[5:00:26]   This is not really happening.[5:00:30]   You bet your life it is.[5:00:33]   You bet your life it is.[5:00:38]   Honey, you bet your life.[5:00:41]   It's a pill.[5:00:43]   Out the watch.[5:00:44]   We're just a pill.[5:00:46]   Out the watch.[5:00:48]   We're.[5:00:55]   We're just a pill.[5:01:15]   We're just a pill.[5:01:43]   We're just a pill.[5:01:53]   Welcome back to red bar.[5:01:56]   Hi.[5:02:00]   Smoke some weed.[5:02:01]   Let's do it.[5:02:02]   Have a pop.[5:02:03]   Take it out of the ashtray.[5:02:05]   Absolutely.[5:02:10]   Anyone know what this song is from?[5:02:12]   They use this song in beef and they use this song in yellow jackets.[5:02:17]   Must be free.[5:02:23]   That's Tracy Chapman.[5:02:25]   Whoa, what's happening with my volume?[5:02:27]   Uh oh.[5:02:28]   Whoa.[5:02:31]   I'm going to look at it.[5:02:33]   Yeah, it's janking out.[5:02:35]   Disconnecting from the thing.[5:02:36]   It's better now.[5:02:37]   There we go.[5:02:38]   Welcome back to red bar.[5:02:40]   We hope you're having a joyous time.[5:02:43]   Ethan Klein.[5:02:44]   You want to see him cry, cry almost over his weight.[5:02:48]   I would like to see that.[5:02:49]   Isn't that exciting?[5:02:50]   I love a weight loss journey that isn't quite working out.[5:02:54]   You know, Ethan again is another one of these pigs who lies, lies, lies, lies, lies.[5:02:58]   You'll see all this stuff right now in this new video called addressing the vacation.[5:03:03]   No, it was just a episode 74 of H3 TV.[5:03:08]   So let's check this out.[5:03:09]   Now it's Ethan J Klein and we're here to wait.[5:03:13]   Shame him.[5:03:14]   Of course.[5:03:15]   Look at this is the first frame of his video.[5:03:18]   Compare that with the first frame of red bar doesn't bother him.[5:03:22]   He says fat man bad.[5:03:24]   Remember if you make fun of his weight and we like it.[5:03:27]   So no, he doesn't care.[5:03:28]   We love it.[5:03:29]   I'm having a good time.[5:03:30]   That's kind of the thing with him right now.[5:03:32]   He is in, I don't know if you know about this, but he is in like an, uh, World War II.[5:03:37]   World War with alphas.[5:03:40]   Okay.[5:03:41]   Um, he is like, he gets picked on by like all that Andrew Tate type of guys, like all the guys, guys, type of guys on the internet.[5:03:51]   And he's like the total opposite.[5:03:54]   He's like one of these guys who was like, yeah, I'm a proud cook.[5:03:57]   I am a cook.[5:03:58]   I'm proud.[5:03:59]   You know, like one of these guys, uh, he's commonly used on TikTok.[5:04:04]   They always go after him because he made comments about like going to the gym is stupid and all this.[5:04:09]   So he's, he's like the poster child for fat beta lib cock.[5:04:16]   Uh, so he's like got this huge animosity on his shoulder for those types of people.[5:04:23]   And, uh, he's always in this constant war with that type of guy.[5:04:29]   And the weight thing has become a real problem for him because all of his enemies use the weight.[5:04:36]   You know, everybody just calls him a fat piece of shit right off the bat.[5:04:40]   What do you know, you fat piece of shit, you can't even.[5:04:43]   So he thinks if he loses this weight, then he's called.[5:04:47]   He doesn't understand.[5:04:48]   They'll just go on to the next bad thing.[5:04:50]   Yeah, the Al Roker effect, of course.[5:04:52]   But when we hate somebody and if they're like, everybody has friends that are fat and you don't go, you fat piece of shit.[5:05:01]   It's we hate you and we're using your most shameful thing about you to your face.[5:05:09]   And it's like all the fat people like Melton would do this all the time.[5:05:12]   They would go, yeah, like I don't know.[5:05:14]   I'm fat.[5:05:15]   Geez.[5:05:16]   It's like the easiest one.[5:05:17]   I don't know.[5:05:18]   The best one in the book to be like you fat, miserable slob.[5:05:23]   That kills them.[5:05:25]   They hate that no matter what they say.[5:05:28]   It's like you're rich.[5:05:29]   He's got millions.[5:05:30]   He's got billions.[5:05:31]   He's got the six hundred twenty K.[5:05:33]   You can have that you're rich and we're poor.[5:05:36]   Everybody's got something.[5:05:37]   And it's like if you're fat, you're getting your fat.[5:05:40]   I'm sorry.[5:05:41]   Sorry.[5:05:42]   You're a fat fuck.[5:05:43]   And he's been on this constant terrible.[5:05:45]   He's oh, really?[5:05:46]   A fat insult.[5:05:47]   Oh, yeah.[5:05:48]   I haven't heard that one before.[5:05:49]   How lame.[5:05:50]   How easy.[5:05:51]   How cheap.[5:05:52]   But then he does this.[5:05:57]   Happy Monday, April 24.[5:06:04]   A beautiful day.[5:06:06]   Welcome, everybody.[5:06:10]   Nice weekend.[5:06:11]   You know, I'm too happy.[5:06:13]   Nice sunny weekend.[5:06:15]   You all went to the Renaissance Fair.[5:06:17]   We sure did.[5:06:19]   Which was awesome.[5:06:21]   A big yawn at the opening of the show.[5:06:23]   That's always nice.[5:06:27]   That's always a cool way to open the show.[5:06:29]   A big yawn and a miserable face.[5:06:31]   Very cool.[5:06:33]   Remember, this show cost his fans thousands of dollars a month to support in between donations and memberships and the merch they have to buy and all the shit they have to contribute.[5:06:42]   To make them millionaires.[5:06:44]   He opens the show.[5:06:46]   A big yawn.[5:06:48]   Cool.[5:06:50]   I'm feeling like annoyed right now because for the past like three or four weeks, I've been dieting so hardcore, like a thousand calories a day.[5:07:01]   And I'm just.[5:07:03]   First lie of the day.[5:07:06]   I'm just pretty bummed out right now because for the last four weeks, I've been dieting hardcore.[5:07:11]   A thousand calories a day diet.[5:07:14]   Does anybody out there believe that?[5:07:18]   Do you know what a thousand calorie a day diet is?[5:07:21]   Do you guys know what that is?[5:07:22]   I mean, that's like one sandwich and one drink.[5:07:24]   Yeah.[5:07:26]   You're not on a th- I've seen you eat a thousand calories an hour on the show last week.[5:07:33]   I mean, this guy stuffs his face with fast food every show.[5:07:36]   Bold but teased.[5:07:38]   He's eating throughout the whole show constantly.[5:07:40]   And he's gonna sit here and complain that he's not losing weight and he doesn't know why he's been eating a thousand calories dieting and working out hard.[5:07:49]   Wait till you hear this.[5:07:51]   Like, I'm feeling so frustrated right now.[5:07:54]   Like, I've lost like five pounds at most in like a month of eating, like being starving all the fucking time.[5:08:02]   Like, I just don't understand why it's so hard.[5:08:08]   I just feel like I'm never gonna get rid of it.[5:08:10]   You are losing weight though, you say.[5:08:12]   I know, dude, but it's like.[5:08:13]   And his staff has to talk to him like a child at daycare.[5:08:18]   I was just thinking to put this on your employees is so.[5:08:20]   And his employees have to go around the room and tell one thing they like about him.[5:08:24]   Watch this.[5:08:26]   It's like, I don't understand why it hasn't been more.[5:08:31]   It's so frustrating.[5:08:34]   It's like genuinely depressing.[5:08:36]   This is the opening.[5:08:38]   Like, I've been dieting so good.[5:08:41]   I haven't made like any mistakes when it comes to food.[5:08:44]   Like, a perfect eating, you know.[5:08:48]   Can you believe it?[5:08:49]   So, you know, here's my thesis here.[5:08:51]   He's lying through his teeth.[5:08:53]   We've seen him eat a thousand calories.[5:08:55]   And he's gonna kind of admit that he was, well, maybe he was more like 1500.[5:08:59]   It wasn't.[5:09:00]   You've never eaten under 2500 calories a day in your life.[5:09:04]   But the way that he's able to lie when we all know it's flat out.[5:09:09]   See, this is why you can't tell any lies.[5:09:12]   Because once you tell one, well, what else are you lying about?[5:09:16]   We know clear as day you don't eat a thousand calories a day.[5:09:19]   You're not exercising.[5:09:20]   You're not doing everything you can.[5:09:23]   We've watched it with our own eyes.[5:09:26]   So, this is proof that Ethan lies.[5:09:31]   And if he could lie like this, with clear as day evidence, what can't he lie about?[5:09:36]   Here's him eating Burger King like two days before.[5:09:39]   This was two days before.[5:09:40]   And it's not even the amount of food he eats, which is crazy.[5:09:44]   It's at the speed that he eats.[5:09:49]   Watch this one.[5:09:50]   Eating on the ice with one leg playing guitar.[5:09:53]   This was two days ago?[5:09:54]   No excuse.[5:09:55]   This was like three days before.[5:09:57]   Three days before the video we're watching.[5:09:59]   So good.[5:10:00]   Chew it up.[5:10:01]   Both of them alone.[5:10:02]   Look at this.[5:10:03]   Bell down.[5:10:04]   It's freaking broke a rib.[5:10:06]   That's no fun to finish the show.[5:10:08]   Yeah.[5:10:09]   And like Zach alluded to, Dave Grohl broke his arm?[5:10:13]   No, no, no.[5:10:14]   He fell like 30 feet off the stage.[5:10:16]   Oh my God.[5:10:17]   Compound fractured his leg.[5:10:18]   Is there a video of that?[5:10:19]   Yeah, there is.[5:10:20]   Get back to Ethan, please.[5:10:21]   He came back like 20 minutes later.[5:10:22]   Get back to Ethan.[5:10:23]   To play.[5:10:24]   And didn't finish the tour.[5:10:25]   The dancers were hockey players.[5:10:26]   Ethan![5:10:27]   He's like, go fucking pretend you're...[5:10:28]   Okay.[5:10:29]   What is he eating?[5:10:30]   A whole Burger King order, including a 20 piece chicken fry, two hamburgers, a large[5:10:37]   fry and a large drink.[5:10:40]   And this is just what he eats on the show, which I know he doesn't think counts for some[5:10:44]   reason.[5:10:45]   I mean, he eats almost throughout the whole show.[5:10:47]   If it's not a snack, it's a whole meal.[5:10:49]   The other day on the show, I'm not joking, he ate a whole Persian platter, like a platter[5:10:55]   they would bring out in a Middle Eastern restaurant with all the like seven dalmas and all this[5:11:01]   pile.[5:11:02]   He ate the whole thing throughout the whole show.[5:11:05]   So then he's going to come back here and say this.[5:11:11]   Giving in at all calorie wise, it's just like so annoying, man.[5:11:16]   It's just sometimes it feels so defeated.[5:11:20]   You look skinny.[5:11:21]   It's noticeable.[5:11:22]   Very noticeable.[5:11:23]   Yeah, whatever, guys.[5:11:24]   That's not enough.[5:11:25]   I don't feel skinny.[5:11:26]   Look at him.[5:11:27]   Look how he acts.[5:11:28]   I feel fat.[5:11:29]   And I look fat.[5:11:30]   No, you don't.[5:11:31]   I feel fat.[5:11:32]   I feel fat.[5:11:33]   I feel fat.[5:11:34]   No, you don't.[5:11:35]   No, you don't.[5:11:36]   Have you seen me shirtless?[5:11:40]   It's not good.[5:11:41]   Nope.[5:11:42]   I mean, it's good.[5:11:43]   You got a ways to go, but that's fine.[5:11:44]   I mean, when you look at the images of you from a year ago, yeah, I got you.[5:11:49]   Oh, yeah.[5:11:50]   You look great.[5:11:51]   About the same size as Santa.[5:11:53]   You just have a little bit of a belly.[5:11:54]   Oh, yeah.[5:11:55]   That looks good.[5:11:56]   Not bad at all.[5:11:57]   Did you hear what his staff said?[5:11:58]   You just have a little bit of a belly.[5:12:00]   That's it.[5:12:01]   It's not bad at all.[5:12:02]   Listen to this again.[5:12:04]   You're muted, Olivia.[5:12:05]   You just have a little bit of a belly.[5:12:06]   That's it.[5:12:07]   It's not bad at all.[5:12:10]   Just a little bit of a belly.[5:12:11]   And what about the breasts?[5:12:13]   Oh, and breasts and like giant arms, giant thighs, a giant butt, but not bad at all.[5:12:19]   I mean, if he was eating a thousand calories, he would be not even able to do the show.[5:12:24]   He would have no energy.[5:12:25]   That's not sustainable.[5:12:26]   He'd be sick.[5:12:27]   He'd be on the ground.[5:12:29]   This is probably like triggering people who have anorexia.[5:12:33]   The only people who would ever, like the fact that he would do a lie so crazy, like you[5:12:39]   don't have to say you're eating a thousand calories.[5:12:42]   Look at this.[5:12:44]   Even if you actually do feel like you're trying and feel frustrated, just be like, oh man,[5:12:49]   it sucks that I'm so fat, I wish I could work harder.[5:12:53]   Fat Jews were born with two noses.[5:12:57]   See this?[5:12:58]   Wow.[5:12:59]   Yep.[5:13:00]   Every Jew actually has two noses, one down there.[5:13:03]   Okay.[5:13:04]   Let's hear some more.[5:13:05]   You've lost a lot of weight.[5:13:08]   I feel you though.[5:13:09]   I mean, preparing for the crater clash, I had to lose like several pounds and it was[5:13:13]   like impossible for me.[5:13:14]   And I was doing so much cardio every day.[5:13:16]   This is so awkward to do their body swing.[5:13:18]   Talk about expo...[5:13:19]   And he'll bring up Crowder and go, he was exposing himself to his staff.[5:13:22]   What do you think this is?[5:13:24]   Two double F's.[5:13:26]   He's going to cover Crowder, that article that we just read to you.[5:13:30]   Can you believe he was exposing himself to his staff?[5:13:34]   I'm sorry you had to even hear that Olivia.[5:13:37]   Meanwhile, this is worse than seeing a nice dick.[5:13:45]   This is more exposing.[5:13:47]   Look what he's doing.[5:13:53]   If I did that, I'd hurt my hand.[5:13:55]   Fucking annoying dude.[5:13:57]   You look good dude.[5:13:58]   Come on.[5:13:59]   Good.[5:14:00]   Anyway, look at this.[5:14:03]   It's not easy to complain around here.[5:14:06]   What do you want?[5:14:07]   Start the show.[5:14:09]   It's not easy to complain around here.[5:14:11]   What are they supposed to do?[5:14:12]   And then the staff has to fill in for the show.[5:14:15]   By the way, the staff ain't rich.[5:14:17]   The staff isn't getting paid his talent.[5:14:19]   The staff gets paid for their menial tasks, but they do the whole show.[5:14:25]   I'd like to get that movement going.[5:14:27]   They should be splitting the profits for H3 equally.[5:14:29]   Yes.[5:14:30]   They do more talking than Ethan.[5:14:32]   They do all the work as he sits there and just goes,[5:14:36]   what do we do guys?[5:14:37]   They do it all.[5:14:39]   They're not getting paid as talent.[5:14:42]   And they don't even have enough money[5:14:43]   to get like Honda Civics.[5:14:46]   They're at that level of purpose.[5:14:47]   So it's not like they're getting paid very well,[5:14:50]   but they're doing all the work.[5:14:52]   And he takes donations.[5:14:53]   This guy's got over 60 million in the bank.[5:14:57]   And he takes donations from little kids for 10 bucks,[5:15:00]   two bucks, 200 bucks.[5:15:01]   He lets people buy a thousand gifted subs.[5:15:05]   What do you need the donations for?[5:15:07]   The donations don't go to the staff, by the way,[5:15:09]   they go to Ethan.[5:15:11]   What kind of 60 millionaire man needs donations?[5:15:14]   I don't understand what that's for.[5:15:17]   They run ads, they sell merch, they do ads,[5:15:22]   they sell a membership subscription.[5:15:24]   I just don't understand.[5:15:28]   I don't know why he's allowed to do that.[5:15:31]   It's very weird.[5:15:33]   I mean, imagine a rich man[5:15:35]   standing on the side of the corner asking for change,[5:15:37]   though the news would go nuts with that information.[5:15:40]   I remember there was one time where they were like,[5:15:42]   a man dressed as a homeless man who actually had a job,[5:15:46]   we found out he makes 60K a year and he was panhandling.[5:15:50]   Okay, where's the story?[5:15:55]   Let's hear some more.[5:15:57]   Just be like, you're right.[5:15:58]   Yeah.[5:15:59]   You look fat as fuck, dude.[5:16:01]   You look disgusting.[5:16:01]   That is what I'm looking for.[5:16:03]   It's just so frustrating, man, you know?[5:16:08]   And I've been doing everything right.[5:16:11]   I've been on the treadmill.[5:16:12]   Nope.[5:16:13]   It's a jerk.[5:16:14]   He has been going around town,[5:16:16]   telling people he's been on the treadmill.[5:16:17]   You know what treadmill means to him?[5:16:19]   Turn it on, turn the dial on its first click,[5:16:23]   and then walk at his snail's pace for 23 minutes[5:16:29]   until the show is over, and then get out of there.[5:16:32]   He thinks that he could go around[5:16:33]   telling people he does the treadmill.[5:16:35]   That's why he doesn't say jogging.[5:16:36]   That's why he doesn't say running.[5:16:38]   He says the treadmill.[5:16:40]   To him, that just means the treadmill is on.[5:16:42]   He doesn't even do the incline.[5:16:44]   Somebody suggests later in this, they go,[5:16:46]   you should try the incline on the treadmill.[5:16:48]   Yes, Olivia.[5:16:49]   No, I don't want to do that.[5:16:52]   He won't even go up.[5:16:54]   I don't know if it was on this episode or not,[5:16:56]   but he was saying something about the treadmill[5:16:58]   or his weight, and Hila was like,[5:16:59]   are you still doing the treadmill?[5:17:01]   It's like, you guys are married.[5:17:02]   Yeah, so listen to this.[5:17:03]   Yeah, Hila goes, are you still doing treadmill?[5:17:07]   So he's not.[5:17:08]   That means he's not, because you would know.[5:17:10]   He's claiming he does treadmill every day[5:17:13]   and a thousand calories.[5:17:16]   And then Hila comes in and goes,[5:17:18]   do you still do the treadmill?[5:17:23]   That's a no.[5:17:25]   Ernie, you know, you're making progress.[5:17:27]   Like, I know it sucks that it's not happening faster,[5:17:30]   but it's moving in the right direction.[5:17:32]   It doesn't make sense, like from a science standpoint,[5:17:37]   why I'm not losing weight faster.[5:17:39]   Like what is happening?[5:17:40]   I'm literally not eating any fucking food.[5:17:43]   Like there's no, there's like a thousand calories a day[5:17:46]   entering my fucking body.[5:17:48]   What a liar.[5:17:50]   Anyway.[5:17:51]   You can't even look at the screen.[5:17:52]   That just hit me.[5:17:53]   I don't know why this morning.[5:17:54]   I wasn't thinking about it at all.[5:17:56]   And then just hit me.[5:17:59]   But you know, I've been weighing myself in the morning.[5:18:01]   I mean, the twitching alone that he does[5:18:04]   should burn off a thousand calories.[5:18:06]   Like all this should burn off a thousand calories[5:18:09]   at the end of the day.[5:18:10]   So you must be eating a surplus of calories[5:18:14]   for your twitching not to make you lose weight on its own.[5:18:17]   Right?[5:18:18]   And it's like, whatever, if you don't care[5:18:20]   and you have a wife and you have a kid and you're happy,[5:18:23]   just be a fat fuck.[5:18:24]   Who gives a shit?[5:18:25]   Because Bradley Martin's listeners said I'm a fat beta.[5:18:31]   You are a fat beta.[5:18:33]   Nobody's changing their mind about you[5:18:35]   if you suddenly become strong.[5:18:37]   That's not what any of this is about.[5:18:39]   They'll make fun of you even harder.[5:18:41]   Okay?[5:18:42]   And you're never becoming strong.[5:18:43]   You might as well just be you and eat.[5:18:46]   It's who you are.[5:18:46]   The big fat Ethan was way funnier.[5:18:48]   Don't be this middle Ethan.[5:18:51]   That's bad.[5:18:53]   That looks bad.[5:18:53]   Be at the boom, boom, boom, where you can barely.[5:18:56]   Yeah.[5:18:57]   You seemed happier then too.[5:18:58]   And this morning I weighed in at like 218.8.[5:19:04]   And I've been at like 219 for like an entire week.[5:19:07]   You've been exercising too, right?[5:19:09]   Oh yeah.[5:19:10]   I mean, is it possible that the fat[5:19:12]   is now replaced by muscle?[5:19:14]   And that's why.[5:19:15]   There's no muscle, just treadmill.[5:19:17]   Do you feel like-[5:19:18]   That's something, I know it probably doesn't feel like it,[5:19:20]   but you're definitely building muscle[5:19:21]   if you're on the treadmill.[5:19:22]   You ever seen fat-[5:19:23]   You're not building muscle[5:19:24]   on the treadmill by the fucking way.[5:19:26]   And this is, it's like,[5:19:27]   do you know how much walking you got to do[5:19:28]   on that damn treadmill for it to count for anything?[5:19:30]   You ever been in New York city?[5:19:31]   It's fat fuck after fat fuck.[5:19:33]   They've been walking 24 hours.[5:19:35]   They ain't losing weight.[5:19:37]   Enough with this walking.[5:19:39]   I mean, that's like a fat person's fantasy[5:19:41]   where this walking is going to make them lose weight.[5:19:44]   It's not going to work.[5:19:45]   Stop eating the food.[5:19:46]   That's it.[5:19:47]   That's all you got to do.[5:19:49]   And compulsively, he shoves it in his mouth.[5:19:54]   You have, that's, there's no way you're not-[5:19:56]   Also I've been doing the treadmill for months.[5:19:58]   So it's not like-[5:19:59]   Do you feel less bloated though?[5:20:01]   Less bloated?[5:20:02]   Yeah.[5:20:03]   Like things aren't as tight.[5:20:03]   Look at this sorry sack of shit.[5:20:06]   Well, since I started, yeah.[5:20:08]   Cause you know, I was at like 250 when I started.[5:20:10]   Right.[5:20:11]   Well that's progress.[5:20:12]   But like in the past month, not really.[5:20:14]   People plateau and they lose weight.[5:20:16]   Like you were rapidly losing a bunch of weight[5:20:18]   probably because your body was trying to get rid of it.[5:20:21]   And now you're at a healthier weight.[5:20:24]   So your body's holding onto it.[5:20:25]   I feel like more.[5:20:27]   I think that happens.[5:20:28]   Nothing healthy about this weight.[5:20:30]   But you know, it doesn't make sense.[5:20:32]   Like I thought there's chemistry and like the law-[5:20:34]   He wants everyone to go, okay, Ethan,[5:20:37]   you just were born with this I can't lose weight thing.[5:20:40]   So go back to eating.[5:20:42]   No one's going to shame you.[5:20:43]   But it's so funny that his point is[5:20:46]   they're coming up with all these stupid ass excuses for him.[5:20:48]   He's like, it's the law of thermodynamics.[5:20:51]   If I'm eating these calories, I should be-[5:20:53]   And he's right.[5:20:55]   Calories in, calories out is how it works.[5:20:57]   So you're lying about the calories.[5:20:59]   What he's suggesting is that-[5:21:01]   You basically just want them to tell you you're lying.[5:21:04]   Cause you know you are.[5:21:06]   Well, it's almost as if he doesn't even realize[5:21:08]   what he's doing and he's subconsciously like[5:21:10]   screaming out for them to just allow him to eat[5:21:14]   because nothing's going to work.[5:21:16]   Of course, of course.[5:21:17]   But he wants it to be like,[5:21:20]   it's not my fault that I can't lose weight.[5:21:22]   It's because I've tried it all and it's not going to work.[5:21:25]   How many times have you heard people, I've tried everything.[5:21:26]   Oh yeah.[5:21:27]   You don't know what trying one thing even looks like.[5:21:34]   So it's so pathetic and it's so weird.[5:21:36]   And I don't know why his staff would put up[5:21:39]   with the obvious lie.[5:21:41]   Cause of thermodynamics and fucking, you know what I mean?[5:21:45]   What happened at that Galileo Newton,[5:21:48]   you fucking liar bitch.[5:21:49]   Science is gay.[5:21:52]   Newton's such a bitch liar.[5:21:54]   Einstein, dumb ass.[5:21:56]   Where's the theory of relativity now, idiot.[5:21:59]   Why does it lie?[5:21:59]   He's such a idiot.[5:22:01]   Well, you're skinnier relative to last year.[5:22:04]   Maybe that's what he meant.[5:22:05]   That's the theory.[5:22:08]   Maybe.[5:22:09]   Are you only eating a thousand calories a day?[5:22:12]   Finally, somebody has the guts.[5:22:14]   Are you only eating a thousand?[5:22:16]   I didn't even mean to.[5:22:19]   Let's hear.[5:22:20]   See, somebody's like a thousand calories a day.[5:22:24]   I mean, none of these other guys even know a thing,[5:22:27]   but AB's just been doing the boxing thing.[5:22:29]   He probably was trying.[5:22:31]   And by the way, this guy, AB who's talking right now,[5:22:34]   he's the guy who on his Twitch stream said I'm a racist.[5:22:42]   Insane.[5:22:43]   Pretty crazy.[5:22:44]   Maybe.[5:22:46]   Are you only eating a thousand calories a day?[5:22:50]   On what I would consider a good day.[5:22:52]   Under 1500 every day for sure.[5:22:54]   Oh, wow.[5:22:55]   That is tough.[5:22:56]   I got a candid.[5:22:57]   That's what I'm saying.[5:22:58]   I'm like literally fucking struggling every day.[5:23:01]   It's like, it's crazy what I'm going through this month.[5:23:05]   That's insane.[5:23:06]   Cause I really want to see results and nothing's happening.[5:23:08]   I don't understand.[5:23:09]   Is Hila injecting me with like fucking lard at night?[5:23:12]   When I'm sleeping, what's happening?[5:23:13]   Do you feel satisfied after a meal or a couple of minutes?[5:23:16]   Or do you feel like you're starving yourself?[5:23:18]   You know, after a while you get used to it, right?[5:23:21]   So I don't feel like I'm starving all the time.[5:23:26]   Well, that's good.[5:23:28]   Well, you would, if you ate a thousand.[5:23:32]   After I watched this,[5:23:34]   I counted how many calories that I ate per day[5:23:37]   for like three days just to see.[5:23:40]   Who's a skeleton on YouTube.[5:23:41]   Eureka Mathers.[5:23:42]   What's her name?[5:23:43]   Yes, Eugenia Cooney.[5:23:44]   Eugenia Cooney doesn't even eat a thousand calories a day.[5:23:49]   That's nuts.[5:23:50]   And he goes, so do you feel like weak or tired?[5:23:52]   He's like, no, I feel pretty full.[5:23:55]   Interesting.[5:23:57]   I'll have a little something.[5:23:58]   If I'm like really suffering,[5:24:00]   I'll eat like a piece of cheese or an apple or something.[5:24:04]   That's the progress.[5:24:06]   You shrinking your stomach so you get filled up faster.[5:24:09]   It's like, it's a work in progress.[5:24:10]   You're all good.[5:24:11]   Imagine having to have some little kid from Sweden[5:24:14]   over Skype tell you that you're making,[5:24:17]   if a little kid even addressed me like that,[5:24:18]   I'd go, son, where's his parents?[5:24:22]   There's a little kid around.[5:24:23]   This is who Ethan hangs out with.[5:24:25]   Okay, let's hear some more.[5:24:27]   Great.[5:24:28]   Dude, I was doing 2,400 calories and I was suffering.[5:24:31]   Like, I can't believe you're doing that.[5:24:33]   He goes, I was doing 2,400 calories and I was suffering.[5:24:36]   So I can't believe you're doing that.[5:24:38]   You know, and this is a guy way thinner than Ethan.[5:24:41]   24, well, you were exercising a lot.[5:24:44]   Yeah, but just like 2,400 calories.[5:24:46]   Like, damn, that was, that was real tough for me.[5:24:48]   So I can't imagine 1,500.[5:24:50]   Ethan, you know, when I was-[5:24:52]   You're a lot more active.[5:24:53]   When I was a freshman in college, I weighed 220.[5:24:57]   Whoa![5:24:58]   Losing weight, losing weight.[5:24:59]   That's a huge bitch![5:25:00]   It stopped for a minute and everything was plateaued.[5:25:04]   And then you have to just somehow find the things[5:25:09]   that worked for you the first time[5:25:10]   and implement similar,[5:25:14]   like when the treadmill works for you, yeah?[5:25:18]   Maybe try putting the incline up, like two.[5:25:22]   And stop looking at the scale.[5:25:24]   It's like you aren't already doing more.[5:25:25]   I know, it's like, so you're not using the-[5:25:26]   Who's using the treadmill straight?[5:25:28]   That's the same thing as like walking to the kitchen.[5:25:31]   It's not even on when it's flat.[5:25:33]   And this thing is going, I bet it's like too slow for him.[5:25:36]   It's like uncomfortable for him because it's too slow.[5:25:40]   You know that move?[5:25:41]   This is too slow, I gotta be on five here.[5:25:46]   Can you imagine that?[5:25:48]   So no incline has ever been used.[5:25:51]   That to him is like expert mode.[5:25:53]   Like when I play Mortal Kombat, I put that shit on easy.[5:25:56]   And then I just go, and I do all the moves.[5:25:58]   Mike was playing my Nintendo Switch the other day.[5:26:01]   He plays every game on easy.[5:26:05]   Does Robin Tran know what this is from?[5:26:06]   Switch![5:26:08]   Can she guess that?[5:26:10]   Yes, I play every game on easy.[5:26:12]   And I explained this and she couldn't believe it.[5:26:14]   I've never, even in the arcades, easy.[5:26:16]   Why would I want, you guys are nuts[5:26:20]   for wanting these games to be, you know what harder means?[5:26:23]   No, that's why you don't have any fun.[5:26:24]   No, you know what harder means?[5:26:27]   Six times the guys doing six times the things[5:26:30]   that are already happening.[5:26:31]   So you wanna do like mega hard mode.[5:26:32]   It's not real life.[5:26:34]   In real life, it's not guy, guy, guy, guy, guy.[5:26:37]   That's so tedious and annoying, you psychos.[5:26:40]   You're playing these video games.[5:26:41]   But in real life, it's not one guy going out[5:26:43]   with one punch the second you look at him.[5:26:45]   Of course, I don't need him to go out with one punch,[5:26:48]   but I can't have 600 guys in all this action.[5:26:50]   He plays on story mode where he just watches the cut scene.[5:26:53]   I like that.[5:26:54]   Sometimes I like to take a full break from it.[5:26:56]   You know, I'll mash the keyboard up a few times.[5:26:58]   I'll mash the controller.[5:27:00]   It'll do some finishing moves.[5:27:01]   I don't know what the hell I'm pressing.[5:27:03]   But after round two, I'm good.[5:27:07]   I instantly feel this feeling of like,[5:27:09]   this is the biggest waste of time.[5:27:11]   I don't feel that way with anything else.[5:27:13]   I'll tell you why.[5:27:15]   Even sitting still, and I've sat still in rooms,[5:27:18]   locked rooms for hours, two days.[5:27:21]   I've been sitting still for a long time.[5:27:25]   You could think, you could entertain yourself[5:27:28]   with anything you want.[5:27:28]   You could schedule things.[5:27:30]   You could think of things.[5:27:31]   You could remember things.[5:27:33]   While you're playing a video game, that mind is theirs.[5:27:36]   You can't do any of that shit.[5:27:38]   So it's literally like a tiny race.[5:27:40]   It's like, we are borrowing you now.[5:27:42]   Thank you.[5:27:43]   And you're off.[5:27:44]   And I think a lot of people[5:27:46]   are secretly getting off on the off feeling.[5:27:49]   It's a dissociate, and you're using it as a drug[5:27:52]   to escape life because there's a problem.[5:27:57]   And I think it's actually way more dangerous[5:27:59]   than anyone's ever described.[5:28:01]   I think gaming is actually 500 times more evil.[5:28:04]   And they all argue, I've heard it for 30 years[5:28:07]   about the games, and I've played them all.[5:28:09]   I had every system in the world.[5:28:12]   I'll tell you, there comes a time, at least for me,[5:28:15]   this is a personal thing for me.[5:28:17]   I don't want my brain off ever like that.[5:28:19]   That feels, I get so impatient.[5:28:24]   When that brain's off, I go, like I,[5:28:26]   it's not even a conscious thought.[5:28:28]   I'm fucking done.[5:28:29]   I gotta get out of this game.[5:28:30]   This is so annoying, tedious, and stupid.[5:28:34]   And nobody else gets me.[5:28:37]   I'm all alone in this thought.[5:28:38]   And they'll argue, oh, Mike, video games create.[5:28:40]   Yeah, look at FaZe Clan.[5:28:42]   They told me that with FaZe Clan.[5:28:43]   Oh, FaZe Clan.[5:28:44]   Yeah, look at FaZe Clan.[5:28:45]   They're all facing bankruptcy now.[5:28:48]   Look at FaZe Clan.[5:28:49]   They're all in divorce.[5:28:50]   They're all at the bottom of the heap, type in FaZe Clan.[5:28:53]   That was supposedly, oh, look, see?[5:28:56]   Everyone told us video games were stupid,[5:28:58]   and now we're making money off games.[5:29:01]   Now they're all in hell at each other's throats.[5:29:05]   I mean, it's the biggest disaster in e-sports.[5:29:08]   I'm telling you, the video game stuff is stupid.[5:29:11]   I liked it when I was a kid.[5:29:12]   Look, this guy says, no, Mike,[5:29:14]   I love exploring and immersion.[5:29:17]   That's wrong.[5:29:18]   And I agree.[5:29:19]   That's wrong.[5:29:21]   I'm telling you there's something about it,[5:29:22]   and it's a gut feeling.[5:29:23]   It's a feeling that obviously, you know,[5:29:27]   take it as, don't take it as, oh, Mike's saying we're stupid.[5:29:30]   Take it as I'm trying to warn you.[5:29:33]   I'm saying, beware.[5:29:34]   Don't go past these trees.[5:29:37]   And you're going, shut the fuck up.[5:29:39]   We love camping.[5:29:41]   We love the woods.[5:29:42]   Okay, we'll see what happens then in the dark forest.[5:29:44]   See what's gonna happen in this haunted forest.[5:29:47]   And I promise they will figure this out eventually.[5:29:51]   Before you guys die, they'll be like, oh my God,[5:29:55]   I can't believe they were just demons stealing from us.[5:29:59]   VR you love.[5:30:00]   No, VR is nice.[5:30:01]   No, it's the same fucking thing.[5:30:02]   Get this thing off me.[5:30:03]   How long could I do this?[5:30:05]   This isn't fun.[5:30:07]   I'm not escaping.[5:30:08]   I don't need to escape by the way.[5:30:10]   That's another thing.[5:30:13]   You know, you ever thought about that?[5:30:13]   It's not escaping, it's a meditation.[5:30:16]   I don't wanna meditate.[5:30:17]   But I also don't play video games that much.[5:30:18]   Once every two weeks is enough.[5:30:19]   Do you know how much stuff I have to worry about?[5:30:21]   Yeah, so just worry about like,[5:30:23]   something else for a second, like shooting a guy.[5:30:26]   No, no, no, no, no, no, no.[5:30:27]   I like, I enjoy a nice worry, Jules.[5:30:31]   When I go to bed, I mean, I'm smoking that weed pen all night[5:30:34]   until I'm at like, is it peril?[5:30:39]   Where it's, you know, really disastrous worry.[5:30:42]   That's nice.[5:30:44]   You know, me and Rogan, we get it.[5:30:49]   He's addicted to Quake.[5:30:50]   You know what it was?[5:30:51]   It has nothing to do with anything else except when I game,[5:30:55]   I enjoy it for one and a half minutes[5:30:58]   and then I cannot stand it.[5:31:00]   And I hate it more than anything.[5:31:01]   And I want it off in the house.[5:31:04]   That's all I know, that's all I know.[5:31:06]   You know what the best part of a video game is?[5:31:08]   When there's one where you get to change[5:31:09]   your outfit in the air.[5:31:11]   I spend hours in that outfit changing.[5:31:13]   There's nothing worse to me[5:31:16]   than not letting me play the game instantly.[5:31:18]   As soon as I turn on the system,[5:31:20]   the fact that I even have to go through any sort of menu[5:31:23]   to get to the game,[5:31:25]   a loading screen,[5:31:25]   and now they want you to create a characters.[5:31:29]   If you're God, you know, start from,[5:31:31]   oh, what does toenails look like?[5:31:33]   Go through that.[5:31:34]   Start with the toenail color and thickness.[5:31:39]   And then you got to go, oh, what does the hair,[5:31:41]   what kind of hair do you want on the pinky toe?[5:31:44]   This takes for fucking evidence.[5:31:46]   That's the best part.[5:31:47]   No, no, no, no, no.[5:31:48]   You know, it was nice that one game[5:31:50]   where the woman was naked.[5:31:51]   While you get to change her up.[5:31:53]   Cyberpunk.[5:31:55]   That's nice.[5:31:55]   Make them naked, I'm in.[5:31:57]   But then it's more of an Instagram ad.[5:32:00]   But I really hate all of it.[5:32:02]   And then the store, oh my God,[5:32:04]   when those store fake scenes come on.[5:32:07]   Are you kidding?[5:32:08]   That's like the worst acting.[5:32:09]   It's like a kid's gay ass kids thing.[5:32:13]   And I'm going, how are you watching this?[5:32:15]   How are you watching this?[5:32:17]   What do they call that?[5:32:18]   A screen, a share screen?[5:32:20]   What do they call that when the guys come on and act?[5:32:23]   Hey, you cannot go down there.[5:32:24]   We talked about this, my daughter.[5:32:30]   I'm doing it for us, Cheryl.[5:32:33]   What?[5:32:35]   It really, that's really the worst part of gaming to me.[5:32:39]   I don't know how you people could stand it.[5:32:41]   When I was a kid, if they had any obstruction of the game,[5:32:44]   you were furious.[5:32:47]   You know, back when like a game was like a good turtles game,[5:32:51]   I liked that game, turtles.[5:32:52]   Imagine if turtles stopped for a whole movie.[5:32:56]   You know that turtles game and you know why?[5:32:58]   They didn't do that in arcade games, right?[5:32:59]   They didn't go to the.[5:33:00]   And yes, the turtles game is the one that,[5:33:03]   like it's one thing if you're like, okay,[5:33:04]   I want to play this big, crazy game in hard mode is so hard.[5:33:08]   Turtles is what I put it on easy.[5:33:09]   He picks easy.[5:33:11]   What game is that?[5:33:12]   It's the original turtles arcade game.[5:33:13]   Shredder's revenge or whatever.[5:33:16]   Cause if you put it on hard,[5:33:18]   there's 1600 of these guys.[5:33:20]   It takes you twice the time.[5:33:22]   But why would you want to, okay.[5:33:24]   If they were all different types of guys,[5:33:26]   it would might be interesting,[5:33:27]   but it's all the true buzz in the same outfit.[5:33:31]   I kill three of them.[5:33:32]   I go, finally, let's move forward here.[5:33:34]   You kill three of them.[5:33:35]   And then from the outside of the frame, three more.[5:33:38]   I go, I just did this.[5:33:39]   Okay, here it is again.[5:33:40]   And then I go, let's walk.[5:33:42]   Nope.[5:33:43]   Here's two more guys.[5:33:44]   Now they're throwing a little ball.[5:33:47]   That is the most retarded.[5:33:48]   But it actually is stupid to be into video games as a guy,[5:33:52]   because if you're a girl,[5:33:53]   the second you play any game,[5:33:54]   as long as you know how to like work the controller[5:33:58]   and play the game at all without dying,[5:34:00]   then everyone will be like, wow, Jules,[5:34:01]   you're good at gaming.[5:34:02]   You're pretty good at games.[5:34:03]   But it's like, no,[5:34:04]   it's just because any girl who's not like dropping it[5:34:07]   seems like they're good.[5:34:08]   Plus I have this thing.[5:34:09]   But if you're a guy,[5:34:10]   you're not going to be the best guy gamer[5:34:12]   and no one's going to compliment you.[5:34:14]   So why do you care?[5:34:15]   I don't know.[5:34:16]   But it's very similar to this.[5:34:18]   So I have this thing where it's like, okay,[5:34:21]   here's a piece of paper.[5:34:22]   Here's a marker.[5:34:24]   I'm going to try to draw a line as straight as I possibly can[5:34:28]   for as long as I can.[5:34:31]   Fuck this.[5:34:32]   That was annoying.[5:34:34]   That's me.[5:34:36]   You understand?[5:34:37]   I'll do another example.[5:34:39]   This is me drawing a perfect circle.[5:34:42]   Never going to happen.[5:34:44]   Never doing that again.[5:34:47]   Do you know how long that could take[5:34:50]   and how that puts me in such a terrible mode?[5:34:53]   And I always like, I'll get in my head.[5:34:55]   Like you're drawing a straight line.[5:34:56]   I'll get in my head.[5:34:57]   I go, you're going to fuck this up.[5:34:58]   And then you do.[5:34:59]   You know what is the best game of all time[5:35:02]   that needs to come back in a new updated version?[5:35:04]   Rock band.[5:35:06]   Again, another annoyance of mine.[5:35:08]   Besides the singing.[5:35:10]   Cause that was just karaoke.[5:35:12]   You sing and play the drums at the same time is like.[5:35:15]   To me, that's the perfect example of,[5:35:18]   please get me as far away from.[5:35:21]   The guitar is stupid but the drums is just as fun[5:35:23]   as the real drums.[5:35:24]   Yeah, the drums, okay.[5:35:25]   Sure, yeah and I did buy rock band when it came out.[5:35:28]   Yes, but the guitar that you're just going.[5:35:31]   Like that to me is the most annoying thing[5:35:33]   I could ever think of doing.[5:35:35]   That's like the worst part about playing guitar[5:35:37]   is like having to put your fingers[5:35:38]   all over this fucking thing.[5:35:40]   You know what I mean?[5:35:41]   Like if you could just strum it, it would rule.[5:35:44]   So they took the worst part of guitar, this part.[5:35:49]   Which everyone hates and that's all it is.[5:35:54]   I know they should redesign it.[5:35:55]   So you just strum for every strum[5:35:57]   and that's still kinda hard.[5:35:57]   There's still rhythm in guitar.[5:36:00]   You know, just having to hit the notes.[5:36:03]   Yeah, this pressing the button madness.[5:36:05]   That's literally the same thing[5:36:06]   as like a child's little toy for ages eight to 12[5:36:11]   and you're going all day in your room in the eighties.[5:36:14]   It's retarded, I'm telling you.[5:36:16]   I'd rather shoot, I'd rather play with a gun.[5:36:22]   A living gun.[5:36:23]   I got a new gun coming tomorrow.[5:36:24]   I'm very excited about this.[5:36:26]   I'm gonna take some pictures.[5:36:28]   For Instagram, it'll be all over my story.[5:36:29]   But I don't play video games that much.[5:36:31]   I don't want people to think I'm like,[5:36:32]   I literally play them like once a month.[5:36:33]   I barely let her play games.[5:36:34]   Please tell them that.[5:36:35]   And by the way, whenever she plays a video game,[5:36:38]   she goes, can I play a game?[5:36:40]   And I go, fine.[5:36:43]   And then I really get it.[5:36:44]   Because basically she'll like start playing a game[5:36:47]   and this is me on the couch.[5:36:50]   Because we never separate.[5:36:51]   And then it'll sour the time so much that she'll wrap it up.[5:36:55]   Whatever one of us is doing, both of us have to be doing.[5:36:58]   Exactly.[5:36:59]   That's the way it should be.[5:36:59]   They should teach that more.[5:37:01]   Seriously.[5:37:02]   If you marry somebody, you should only be doing one thing.[5:37:06]   The two of you work on one thing, that's it.[5:37:09]   For everything.[5:37:10]   Every meal you eat, everything you do.[5:37:14]   And I'll tell you, because imagine having a double of you.[5:37:18]   Okay.[5:37:18]   So haven't you ever been like, man,[5:37:20]   I wish I had four hands and two legs[5:37:22]   so I could do this other thing.[5:37:23]   Well, now you do, but they never take advantage of that.[5:37:26]   They never do.[5:37:27]   They go, oh, my wife,[5:37:28]   she's gotta be on the other side of town.[5:37:30]   Meanwhile, I'm here with the boys.[5:37:33]   And now you both have to do your separate things.[5:37:35]   You haven't done what it's meant for.[5:37:37]   So now if you combine and do everything together,[5:37:40]   you're like, have a superpower.[5:37:42]   You could do more.[5:37:43]   You could do bigger, better things,[5:37:45]   but they divide and they just, they stay where they-[5:37:47]   That's actually so cute.[5:37:48]   Thank you so much.[5:37:49]   You would, you could be doing anything else.[5:37:51]   You know where I got that from?[5:37:54]   Tate's Hustlers universe.[5:37:56]   I'm not kidding.[5:37:57]   People got them all wrong.[5:37:59]   He's very smart.[5:38:00]   You could be doing anything else in the world,[5:38:02]   but you will sit beside me and watch me play video games.[5:38:06]   Your worst thing.[5:38:08]   Watch it.[5:38:10]   Instead of just going to do something else.[5:38:13]   Watch it.[5:38:14]   It's romance.[5:38:15]   Watch it.[5:38:17]   If I threw a glass at Jules' head and she started crying[5:38:19]   and then the show just mysteriously cut and it was real,[5:38:22]   would you guys be mad?[5:38:27]   If you found out I actually was abusive to Jules[5:38:30]   and like hit her a lot, would you still listen?[5:38:34]   How far can I go?[5:38:36]   How far can I go?[5:38:38]   How far can I go?[5:38:39]   Nobody can even get abused anymore.[5:38:43]   In Scream 6, they put a guy will get stabbed 10 billion.[5:38:47]   You mean stab six.[5:38:49]   10 billion times and they don't die anymore ever.[5:38:52]   I know I was watching a stab.[5:38:54]   We watched stab six with Jenna Ortega[5:38:59]   and some Indian woman who was playing her sister.[5:39:01]   They gave this a 77 on Rotten Tomatoes.[5:39:05]   We couldn't believe what we were about to watch[5:39:07]   as it was going to be a 77.[5:39:09]   So we were very excited to see Scream 6,[5:39:13]   what thousands of critics decided that it was a great movie[5:39:18]   and it's got a 77.[5:39:20]   So I'm excited.[5:39:21]   I'm about to see like a Scorsese level film, the 77.[5:39:25]   Right?[5:39:28]   So we turn on Scream 6 and wow,[5:39:32]   I was able to pay attention.[5:39:35]   No, that's all I was able to do.[5:39:40]   I mean, it was as good as, okay, well,[5:39:42]   at least I could pay attention to this last one.[5:39:44]   I can't remember.[5:39:46]   Can anyone remember Scream 5?[5:39:48]   What happened in Scream 5?[5:39:50]   I dare you to remember.[5:39:53]   Can anyone knows what happened in Scream 4?[5:39:56]   How could you possibly remember?[5:39:58]   Here's my final question.[5:39:59]   How could anyone like scream or stab?[5:40:05]   Stab is worse.[5:40:06]   I don't like screaming, I hate stab.[5:40:09]   Okay.[5:40:12]   This movie is really stupid and the killer is really stupid.[5:40:15]   It's that shitty mask.[5:40:16]   That's not scary enough.[5:40:18]   No.[5:40:19]   You know, you're gonna dump all this money into that.[5:40:21]   What am I getting for the money?[5:40:22]   The whole thing would be way, way, way better,[5:40:25]   like 75% better if it was just a slightly different[5:40:28]   villain costume design.[5:40:30]   I mean, I just don't know where the money's going[5:40:33]   when I watch a stab.[5:40:35]   Every scene was a fake knife, like a knife that goes in,[5:40:38]   a plastic silver knife that goes in spring loaded.[5:40:43]   It was like that from the Halloween store[5:40:45]   and they would just chase after people, you know,[5:40:47]   and it would be women as the guy.[5:40:50]   But they were of course running at the speed of a train[5:40:53]   and doing flips and all of a sudden they knew Alcarate[5:40:57]   and stabbing people.[5:40:59]   Everybody in the movie stab was getting stabbed[5:41:02]   six to 19 times and then just go, fuck, come on, let's go.[5:41:09]   And it's like, you got stabbed six to 19 times[5:41:11]   with a knife this long in the chest.[5:41:13]   It only can be that it is the retracting gag knife[5:41:19]   from the Halloween shop.[5:41:21]   So that really bothered me.[5:41:23]   And then I'm seeing these critics, I'm imagining these[5:41:24]   critics go, ho, ho, ho, ho, 77 it is.[5:41:29]   So are you guys crazy?[5:41:32]   You know, like, what does that mean that the critics[5:41:36]   are giving this movie such a high score?[5:41:39]   We were sitting there going, 77, you ever do that?[5:41:42]   They shouldn't show that number.[5:41:43]   They shouldn't even show it.[5:41:45]   Was way worse.[5:41:46]   It was a light improvement.[5:41:47]   Of course, so if it's a light improvement of a forced movie[5:41:51]   and meanwhile, where's Jason?[5:41:54]   Hello, Jason, Freddy, we'd kill for you.[5:41:58]   Could you imagine?[5:42:00]   You're telling me they can't throw a couple bucks behind,[5:42:03]   put Jenna Ortega in the next Jason.[5:42:05]   Bunch of cool zoomers with Jason.[5:42:09]   Rock music running through the woods.[5:42:12]   Axes.[5:42:15]   You know, that would be-[5:42:16]   I feel like, is there someone out there that can make us-[5:42:18]   Scream, it's always just some people at a Halloween party.[5:42:21]   How about a new guy that's as scary as Jason[5:42:24]   that somebody comes up with and takes over the scene?[5:42:26]   I'm ready for a new guy.[5:42:28]   We would love a new guy.[5:42:29]   And that's what I mean.[5:42:30]   That's Scream is.[5:42:31]   I can't believe people are wasting their money[5:42:32]   and their vote on Scream.[5:42:35]   Stab.[5:42:37]   There was a, and Jenna Ortega, Jesus Christ.[5:42:40]   Are you allowed to hit her?[5:42:43]   Are you allowed to hit her?[5:42:45]   Jenna Ortega? She's stuck.[5:42:47]   She's terrible.[5:42:48]   She looks like the new Billie Eilish.[5:42:52]   Billie Eilish looks like Jenna Ortega now.[5:42:55]   If Jenna Ortega was 6'4".[5:42:59]   All right, let's have another drink.[5:43:00]   We're gonna go on.[5:43:01]   Was there any more Ethan videos?[5:43:03]   He goes on for hours, but I think that was basically[5:43:05]   the gist.[5:43:06]   So Ethan, yeah, did restrict me on Instagram this week.[5:43:09]   Ethan hid his story from me, which means[5:43:12]   so every time he pops up, it shows his story.[5:43:14]   I go to click it, it says story unavailable.[5:43:18]   And-[5:43:20]   I'm wondering, I'm very curious as to what it was[5:43:23]   that made him do it this week out of any week.[5:43:26]   Could it have been the Aneesa thing?[5:43:28]   Did the Aneesa iDubbbz thing get back to him somehow?[5:43:32]   I don't know.[5:43:33]   What could I have done to Ethan?[5:43:35]   And how many videos has he seen?[5:43:38]   You ever think of this?[5:43:39]   These other shows don't talk about, you know,[5:43:41]   that like, imagine if Ethan Klein knew who you were.[5:43:46]   It's freaky.[5:43:47]   And you wonder how much has he seen?[5:43:49]   What has he heard?[5:43:51]   Imagine you're a person like Ethan Klein.[5:43:54]   You tune in to me, zooming in on your wife,[5:43:59]   saying, I want to fuck her.[5:44:00]   They're making tables of her wife.[5:44:02]   If you're, just one clip of you could be like[5:44:05]   the most disgusting thing that someone has heard.[5:44:08]   And nobody's doing this, like tune into YouTube.[5:44:10]   Like the worst guy on YouTube is doing like stuff[5:44:13]   that is too light to even make it on the show.[5:44:17]   So I'm imagining Ethan watching the most horrific version[5:44:21]   of his hate.[5:44:22]   Think about it that way.[5:44:23]   Like the stuff you said that people were laughing,[5:44:26]   but if you like didn't know you at all,[5:44:28]   that would be like-[5:44:29]   I mean, he hates Keemstar for way less.[5:44:31]   Like way less.[5:44:32]   I have said worse things about the Klein's[5:44:35]   than everyone in that hate community together.[5:44:38]   In their wildest dreams,[5:44:40]   they couldn't have said the horrors that I've said.[5:44:42]   So I'm imagining Ethan going, what the fuck?[5:44:45]   And then he doesn't do anything about it.[5:44:47]   Here, here, here, here.[5:44:49]   The interesting part.[5:44:50]   He has covered all these other guys that hate on him.[5:44:53]   He covers them all from big to small,[5:44:55]   from nobodies to somebodies.[5:44:57]   People who have done far less than videos I've done.[5:45:00]   He's never brought up me once.[5:45:04]   Never brought up me once.[5:45:06]   Doesn't try to expose me like he tries to do[5:45:08]   to everybody else.[5:45:09]   But I think that-[5:45:10]   What's he so scared of?[5:45:11]   I think you're just too much of a small fry for him.[5:45:13]   Well, you would think that, like I said,[5:45:15]   I've seen smaller fries.[5:45:16]   And this is more horrific.[5:45:17]   You know, it's more of a splash.[5:45:19]   Imagine you put this on the show.[5:45:20]   This guy's dooming into Hila.[5:45:22]   They've made a table out of her.[5:45:24]   He's fucking her skeleton.[5:45:27]   That's never, I mean, that would be a big, saucy story,[5:45:32]   yet it's never been done.[5:45:33]   And I don't want it to be done.[5:45:35]   I know that'd be my worst nightmare.[5:45:36]   Worst nightmare.[5:45:37]   I do never want that to happen.[5:45:39]   I believe, I am so confident in my humanity and my love,[5:45:43]   that I believe, and this is, nobody's gonna believe me.[5:45:46]   I believe if H3's entire fan base saw the very worst[5:45:52]   of my H3 coverage within one year,[5:45:56]   they would kind of have a crush on this show.[5:46:01]   They would, for some reason, be able to look the other way.[5:46:06]   I bet ya.[5:46:07]   I bet ya.[5:46:10]   It's cause I have heart and they could feel that.[5:46:13]   And they're not gonna attack me[5:46:15]   like they attacked Keemstar and all those people.[5:46:17]   And I am confident that we could get away[5:46:22]   with anything we want on the internet.[5:46:24]   It seems that way.[5:46:26]   Okay, let's have a drink.[5:46:27]   There's a Jewish holiday coming up.[5:46:29]   I've got two things left that are both the biggest blast.[5:46:32]   And a million little ones, but two that we have to do.[5:46:35]   Put on my holiday song.[5:46:36]   There's a Jewish holiday today.[5:46:38]   Did you know that?[5:46:39]   No, I did not.[5:46:40]   Just put on any holiday music you have.[5:46:42]   It could just be, it doesn't even have to be holiday music.[5:46:46]   It could just be any music that exists.[5:46:49]   So we're waiting for that.[5:46:50]   And then I'll tell you about the holiday[5:46:52]   that we're celebrating today.[5:46:55]   I know, you don't have to say anymore.[5:46:59]   No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can't.[5:47:01]   This, that makes it a joke.[5:47:12]   Today is a Jewish holiday that we're celebrating.[5:47:16]   It's a brand new Jewish holiday.[5:47:21]   This should be all over the news.[5:47:22]   The Jews have added a brand new holiday[5:47:24]   and today we're celebrating.[5:47:31]   Cheers.[5:47:35]   Oh my God, I came up with a great idea.[5:47:39]   Whenever I take a shot, we cut to a crazy wide angle lens,[5:47:44]   camera shot of me taking the shot[5:47:47]   and throw up like nineties punk.[5:47:50]   Every time I take a shot, the camera could cut to,[5:47:53]   you know?[5:47:56]   Thank you.[5:48:00]   Red bar celebrating the brand new Jewish holiday[5:48:03]   and thank you for all contributing to it and okaying it.[5:48:09]   I can't even tell you what this holiday is about.[5:48:12]   It's so Jewish.[5:48:15]   It's on the other side.[5:48:17]   All right, we've got some really great bangers[5:48:19]   to wrap up the episode.[5:48:21]   Who should we start with?[5:48:23]   What do you think, Jules?[5:48:24]   One of them is Joey Diaz and one of them is Club Random.[5:48:27]   Let's do a Joey Diaz before I run out of steam here.[5:48:31]   But I really want to watch this Club Random[5:48:33]   because I was like, we gotta just do both.[5:48:35]   Yikes, this is a lot of work for me here.[5:48:38]   Let's do it together.[5:48:40]   I'm here for you.[5:48:41]   Remember, Ethan Klein is pretty much wrapping up[5:48:43]   by minute 10.[5:48:44]   I'm in such a mood today.[5:48:45]   You can just be silent and I'll talk.[5:48:47]   Well, I don't think any of the paying members[5:48:50]   would like that.[5:48:52]   Okay, I think.[5:48:53]   Let's do Joey Diaz first, right?[5:48:56]   Of course, but I'm forcing you to do both.[5:48:58]   Yes, I'll do both.[5:48:59]   Yes.[5:49:01]   Well, you'll never know with me.[5:49:03]   Okay, Joey Diaz, we'll start here.[5:49:07]   When was it?[5:49:08]   When was the day that me and Joey became personal?[5:49:12]   Arch nemesis.[5:49:17]   You know, when was it, Jules?[5:49:18]   When was the first time?[5:49:19]   On our YouTube, the first video you posted[5:49:22]   about this Xanax thing was three years ago.[5:49:25]   Wow, so three years ago,[5:49:28]   we accused Joey Coco, Diaz, the comedian,[5:49:32]   the big fat monster.[5:49:34]   We accused him of having a Xanax addiction.[5:49:39]   Pull this up on YouTube here.[5:49:41]   Red bar, YouTube, Joey Diaz, Xanax.[5:49:47]   Let's see what happens.[5:49:49]   Oh, this caused quite the stir.[5:49:51]   Remember this?[5:49:52]   When we did our little thing, Joey Diaz responds.[5:49:54]   Okay, that's response.[5:49:55]   Joey Diaz, Xanax, Xanax, Xanax.[5:50:00]   Oh, fuck.[5:50:03]   By the way, Joey,[5:50:04]   I just took up Xanax and ain't nobody doing shit about it.[5:50:08]   They, nobody cares.[5:50:10]   So I actually am a pro Xanax now.[5:50:15]   So there you go.[5:50:17]   So look at this video.[5:50:19]   This is from when?[5:50:20]   Three years ago.[5:50:23]   Why does it say old red bar?[5:50:26]   Joey Diaz Xanax addiction exposed Coco caught lying[5:50:32]   on JRE and this is an old,[5:50:34]   let's just see what this says here.[5:50:36]   Do you not want to save Biggie Mike?[5:50:37]   Oh, Joey Diaz.[5:50:38]   Yes, yes.[5:50:39]   Oh my God, that's a good one.[5:50:41]   Wait to see Joey Diaz.[5:50:44]   You know, he's got a lot of fans.[5:50:46]   Joey Coco Diaz.[5:50:48]   Wow, I almost opened this the same way.[5:50:51]   So we accused him of having a Xanax addiction[5:50:54]   in this video based on some stuff[5:50:56]   that he was saying on Rogan.[5:50:58]   D7 today is Joe Rogan.[5:51:00]   I'm never gonna find anything good.[5:51:01]   I don't even remember really how this started[5:51:03]   but I'm sure it was great.[5:51:04]   But I guess here's the title.[5:51:05]   Joey Diaz Xanax addiction exposed question mark.[5:51:10]   How stupid are you to not know what click,[5:51:13]   like, you know what I mean?[5:51:14]   Like he doesn't understand.[5:51:15]   So when Joey Diaz sees this, remember, look at this guy.[5:51:19]   This is Joey Diaz from three years ago.[5:51:22]   So imagine how old he is today.[5:51:24]   This is three years ago Joey Diaz.[5:51:28]   Consider that.[5:51:30]   So there he is.[5:51:31]   And he sees this, imagine he's scrolling through YouTube[5:51:36]   on his laptop that his grandson set up for him.[5:51:39]   Ah, ah, ah.[5:51:42]   And then lands on this.[5:51:44]   Joey Diaz Xanax addiction exposed.[5:51:48]   Coco caught trying to lie to Joe Rogan and he explodes.[5:51:53]   And I'm pretty sure the only reason that we watched this[5:51:56]   was because Joe said something about Xanax[5:51:58]   and then Joey just did a comic like,[5:52:00]   oh, what the, oh yeah, oh yeah.[5:52:02]   Like a stupid cinema lie that caught our eye.[5:52:06]   And that's the only like Xanax addiction.[5:52:10]   So imagine though, Joey sees this, okay?[5:52:12]   He don't get what we're getting at, you know?[5:52:15]   Like we have no idea what his addictions are.[5:52:18]   We're hoping.[5:52:19]   So he sees this video and flips the fuck out.[5:52:25]   And then we made a video of that.[5:52:27]   And it was us responding here.[5:52:29]   This is just a teaser here at the beginning.[5:52:32]   This was him responding to me.[5:52:33]   In here, in case I have an emergency,[5:52:37]   because this is how I roll,[5:52:38]   because you have no idea what it is to have anxiety.[5:52:41]   I have green Xanny bars.[5:52:43]   That he was talking to me here.[5:52:44]   That a friend of mine gave me on the road.[5:52:46]   Oh my God.[5:52:47]   Are you out of your fucking mind?[5:52:50]   Why are you saying this?[5:52:51]   Wait, two, five, whatever.[5:52:53]   Wait, wait, wait.[5:52:54]   Oh, this is a big one.[5:52:55]   No, he's gonna die.[5:52:56]   Look at him.[5:52:57]   Don't take him.[5:52:58]   Don't you see?[5:52:59]   Wait, two, five.[5:53:00]   Hell yeah.[5:53:00]   See him.[5:53:01]   Don't take him.[5:53:02]   One, two, two, two, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.[5:53:04]   Don't take him.[5:53:04]   Hello, Joey.[5:53:05]   How are ya?[5:53:07]   Okay, so it's another one of these long clips.[5:53:08]   I encourage-[5:53:09]   I hate dark Mike.[5:53:10]   Look at that black hair.[5:53:12]   Oh, dark Mike, yeah.[5:53:14]   Damn, look at you.[5:53:14]   Zoom in on your bod for a sec.[5:53:16]   I don't think I want to go anywhere near me.[5:53:18]   No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.[5:53:19]   Do a self zoom.[5:53:20]   I'll zoom into this.[5:53:21]   Here's Joey Diaz here.[5:53:21]   We had an animation of him drooling.[5:53:25]   Thank you, Sven.[5:53:26]   Yeah.[5:53:27]   So we did these back and forths with Diaz.[5:53:30]   Let's play you here.[5:53:32]   We'll play you this.[5:53:33]   Joey threatening to kill us.[5:53:35]   So it got so bad and there's a lot more to this story.[5:53:38]   You're going to have to go back[5:53:39]   and watch the Red Bar Archives on the Scars Club[5:53:42]   at redbarradio.net slash scars.[5:53:44]   It's like joining Come Town, right?[5:53:46]   Let people into the-[5:53:47]   If you're going to pay for Come Town,[5:53:50]   that's the slogan should be for the Scars Club.[5:53:53]   Red Bar Scars Club, $11.[5:53:55]   If you're going to pay for Come Town,[5:53:58]   I mean, come on, get with it.[5:54:01]   So Joey Diaz threatening to kill.[5:54:04]   I don't know how many people,[5:54:05]   I don't know if we ever played this.[5:54:06]   This happened while I was sick,[5:54:08]   while we were on hiatus.[5:54:11]   This Joey Diaz tape.[5:54:13]   Joey Diaz insane meltdown about Red Bar,[5:54:17]   14 minutes long.[5:54:19]   Let's play this tape.[5:54:21]   I don't think this tape has been played on this show.[5:54:24]   Right?[5:54:25]   Jules?[5:54:26]   No, I don't think we actually ever watched this.[5:54:28]   It was kind of like a couple months old when we came back[5:54:30]   and we just never ended up going back that far.[5:54:33]   But this is a perfect opportunity[5:54:36]   because Joey Diaz was just on Joe Rogan[5:54:40]   talking about how he had a two year Xanax addiction.[5:54:45]   A heavy, heavy, heavy Xanax addiction.[5:54:52]   However, when I said he had a Xanax addiction,[5:54:56]   he made a 15 minute video about wanting to kill me.[5:55:03]   For real, kill me.[5:55:05]   Listen to this.[5:55:07]   Then Jimmy told me he smoked the Florentine.[5:55:10]   He spoke the Trips.[5:55:11]   And then I called Sammy Trips.[5:55:13]   Oh my God.[5:55:15]   What the fuck happened with our boy from Chicago?[5:55:18]   That's me.[5:55:19]   Yeah, don't say his fucking idiotic name.[5:55:21]   He's a fucking, this guy is hiding.[5:55:25]   Wait, hold on.[5:55:26]   What?[5:55:26]   This is exciting actually.[5:55:27]   This is actually fucking crazy.[5:55:30]   You just saw Joey Diaz pushing his book[5:55:33]   on Joe Rogan, the big famous Joey Diaz.[5:55:35]   He's currently on a media tour for his new book, Tremendous[5:55:40]   in which I bet he has a bunch of stories[5:55:41]   that I love to fact check.[5:55:42]   I don't think they like lying in book for him.[5:55:46]   So his new book and Joey, tell Joey this.[5:55:48]   Oh, Mike hired an independent fact checker, third party.[5:55:52]   Just throw those words.[5:55:53]   Independent third party fact checker.[5:55:54]   What the fuck?[5:55:55]   This is legit.[5:55:57]   And they said that they found a lot of discrepancies[5:55:59]   in your new book and he's gonna do a whole video[5:56:02]   exposing it.[5:56:02]   Tell him that, tell him that.[5:56:03]   Tell him that.[5:56:05]   Oh, Mike, I'm getting you back on that Xanax.[5:56:09]   If I'm gonna take them now, you're taking them now.[5:56:12]   We're the Disgusting Brothers.[5:56:14]   I've got a lot of pairs of guys[5:56:15]   where I wanna be the Disgusting Brothers with them.[5:56:17]   I think we could do a buddy cop movie after this.[5:56:20]   I think so too.[5:56:22]   And featuring Lil Xan, a cameo by Lil Xan, just for fun.[5:56:27]   Okay, wait, how many people in the chat press one[5:56:29]   if you haven't heard this video before?[5:56:31]   I'm just curious.[5:56:33]   Well, it's been all over YouTube,[5:56:35]   but let's just start playing it.[5:56:36]   And listen, this is actually very exciting[5:56:38]   because Joey Diaz is at the height of his career now.[5:56:41]   And he got a new boost recently with this new book[5:56:44]   and this tour he's doing.[5:56:46]   And this is a good time to show people[5:56:50]   what he said he was gonna do.[5:56:53]   This guy is hiding.[5:56:57]   He hasn't been on for like a year, right?[5:57:00]   He's hiding.[5:57:01]   I didn't know he was hiding.[5:57:02]   He's talking about me.[5:57:03]   Listen, guys.[5:57:04]   He said some shit about me.[5:57:06]   It bothered me for like a day.[5:57:09]   Then I realized who this guy was.[5:57:13]   I realized that he was attacking Rogan,[5:57:16]   Segura, Bert Kreischer, Theo.[5:57:20]   This is amazing.[5:57:20]   Delia.[5:57:21]   I mean.[5:57:22]   Dude, sometimes this stuff happens-[5:57:23]   Wait, can I get another drink for this?[5:57:25]   Yeah, sometimes this stuff happens so fast[5:57:28]   that you don't remember how like crazy it is.[5:57:32]   No, yeah.[5:57:33]   Just keep talking.[5:57:34]   Okay.[5:57:35]   Yeah.[5:57:36]   We will be right back.[5:57:38]   It's just gonna be a second.[5:57:41]   But yeah, sometimes remembering and rewatching these videos,[5:57:45]   you go, this was fucking nuts, actually.[5:57:49]   And yeah, what you're about to see,[5:57:51]   you haven't even seen anything yet.[5:57:52]   And I'm just going, wow.[5:57:55]   Is this a good one?[5:57:57]   All right, here he is.[5:57:58]   Joey Diaz doing a nice,[5:58:02]   and this is cut from a longer piece, I believe.[5:58:04]   You might be able to find this on Uncle Joey's Joy.[5:58:08]   Or what was it called?[5:58:10]   Yeah, Uncle Joey's Joy.[5:58:11]   All right, let's hear him out.[5:58:13]   When you look at this guy's videos and you see this,[5:58:17]   listen, I sit here sometimes[5:58:20]   and I say some shit about people,[5:58:21]   but I don't cross the line.[5:58:22]   Not here.[5:58:23]   If I'm gonna cross the line,[5:58:24]   I'll cross the line through your fucking face.[5:58:27]   I'm not gonna cross the line on here.[5:58:29]   I'd rather cross the line.[5:58:30]   I don't want you to call me and go,[5:58:31]   hey man, I heard you were talking.[5:58:32]   Imagine being addressed personally by the mafia.[5:58:37]   That's what this is like.[5:58:40]   Imagine the leader of the mafia,[5:58:43]   or one of the big guys in the mafia is after you[5:58:47]   and composing tape publicly about you.[5:58:50]   Imagine how scary that would be and how insane.[5:58:55]   I hope I'm in the book tremendous.[5:58:59]   Shit about me in the podcast.[5:59:00]   No, no, I'll see you at the comedy club[5:59:01]   and I'll tell you what I was saying.[5:59:04]   When you watch his videos.[5:59:06]   My videos?[5:59:07]   At first, I thought they were kind of amusing,[5:59:09]   but then they're sad.[5:59:10]   They're sad because he's a white kid[5:59:15]   that had everything going for him in his life.[5:59:17]   He's got rich parents, his family's got money,[5:59:20]   and he sits on a thing all day,[5:59:23]   again, with his white privilege[5:59:26]   and his little bottle.[5:59:27]   With his white privilege?[5:59:33]   Is he that Cuban?[5:59:37]   That part was weird too,[5:59:38]   because it's like you're using the term white privilege[5:59:41]   against somebody.[5:59:44]   I've never heard a guy like this go,[5:59:46]   this guy with his white privilege.[5:59:48]   I don't think that's actually the term he meant.[5:59:50]   Let's see what happens.[5:59:51]   Because he's a white kid[5:59:55]   that had everything going for him in his life.[5:59:57]   He's got rich parents, his family's got money,[6:00:00]   and he sits on a thing all day,[6:00:03]   again, with his white privilege[6:00:05]   and his little bottle of fucking whiskey.[6:00:07]   Whoa, whoa![6:00:08]   And he thinks it's cool,[6:00:09]   and his wife or his girlfriend, whoever that is,[6:00:11]   and he thinks it's cool[6:00:13]   saying the things he's saying to people.[6:00:15]   One day before we locked the podcast up.[6:00:19]   That's like the most accurate,[6:00:20]   because nobody would ever say it.[6:00:21]   He thinks it's cool to say bad things about people.[6:00:24]   And it's like, that's actually exactly what I think.[6:00:32]   That's the nicest way anyone's ever put it.[6:00:34]   He thinks it's cool to make fun of people.[6:00:38]   Yes, we all do.[6:00:40]   It's actually very cool.[6:00:42]   That's why we're probably one of the cooler podcasts out.[6:00:47]   So I think it's cool.[6:00:50]   They think it's cool.[6:00:51]   You think it's pretty cool, right?[6:00:56]   Let's see.[6:00:57]   I'll find whoever that is,[6:00:58]   and he thinks it's cool[6:01:00]   saying the things he's saying to people.[6:01:03]   One day before we locked the podcast up,[6:01:06]   before the church went down,[6:01:08]   one day I was going through some emails,[6:01:10]   like this is just whatever.[6:01:12]   Listen to this.[6:01:13]   The ones you get on Facebook that don't come to you.[6:01:16]   The private messages?[6:01:17]   Yeah, the private messages.[6:01:19]   And I got a message from some dude saying,[6:01:21]   listen, don't track this fucking guy.[6:01:24]   We're going to kill him with all this shit.[6:01:27]   Joey said he was going through email.[6:01:30]   You hear this?[6:01:31]   I was going through some emails.[6:01:33]   I got a message from these guys that had been tailing him.[6:01:36]   They said, don't worry.[6:01:38]   We got this guy.[6:01:39]   We're going to take him out.[6:01:41]   Like this season on Barry.[6:01:45]   He's living in Barry.[6:01:47]   I'm not kidding.[6:01:49]   This could be Barry.[6:01:50]   This could be part of a scene from the show,[6:01:52]   Barry on HBO.[6:01:54]   You would kill on that show, honestly.[6:01:56]   I got an email about Mike David from Chicago.[6:01:58]   They said, don't worry, Joey.[6:02:00]   We're on his tail.[6:02:02]   He won't be a problem.[6:02:04]   Okay.[6:02:06]   They're working very slow.[6:02:07]   This was from how many years ago now?[6:02:09]   Okay, let's see.[6:02:11]   Don't track this fucking guy.[6:02:13]   We're going to kill him with all this shit.[6:02:16]   Listen, I can go back down.[6:02:17]   If you want, we'll get a computer fucking expert[6:02:19]   to find the thing on my Facebook.[6:02:21]   And you can find it and you can read it[6:02:22]   and you can see who the fuck sent it.[6:02:24]   I didn't know who sent it.[6:02:24]   You know those Facebook things[6:02:26]   that have no picture on them and shit.[6:02:28]   So one day I'm with Lee there[6:02:29]   and I say the Malinucci brothers are looking for him.[6:02:31]   I don't even know who the Malinucci brothers is.[6:02:33]   It's like me saying the Stamicchia brothers.[6:02:35]   You know what I'm saying?[6:02:36]   This idiot ran with it.[6:02:37]   He Googled the Malinucci brothers[6:02:39]   and this fucking idiot all going to kill me.[6:02:42]   Listen, guy.[6:02:44]   You told us in your last video,[6:02:46]   he said, I got the Gargini brothers.[6:02:48]   They're coming after you to kill.[6:02:49]   And we just showed everybody that you said that.[6:02:52]   And now he's going,[6:02:53]   this guy thinks the Martuccis are coming after you.[6:02:55]   It's like, I definitely know the Martuccis aren't coming,[6:03:00]   but I also knew that the Garginis weren't coming.[6:03:08]   Only you believed Gargini during this whole thing.[6:03:14]   Everyone else clearly knew.[6:03:17]   There were no twin hit men named the Gargini brothers.[6:03:24]   And yes, we did Google it.[6:03:25]   And that's how we know.[6:03:30]   Okay, let's hear some more.[6:03:31]   Saying the Stamicchia brothers, you know what I'm saying?[6:03:33]   This idiot ran with it.[6:03:35]   He Googled the Malinucci brothers[6:03:37]   and Diaz is fucking going to kill me.[6:03:40]   Listen, guy.[6:03:41]   See, all he's doing is backpedaling[6:03:43]   because he did say those things as real threats.[6:03:45]   And then the internet made fun of him.[6:03:47]   And now he's going, this guy believes it.[6:03:49]   No, we didn't believe it.[6:03:50]   Why do I feel like Joe is the next person[6:03:52]   you're going to make up with[6:03:54]   and become pianos with like Redman?[6:03:56]   Yup, I guarantee, I guarantee.[6:04:00]   I'll place a bet with anyone here.[6:04:02]   Within one year's time, if I tried,[6:04:05]   I could be not only his friend, but a close friend.[6:04:09]   Yup.[6:04:11]   If anyone wants to, I'll do it for,[6:04:14]   if I can do that, you got to all get me $5,000.[6:04:19]   For, no, 500,000.[6:04:20]   What am I saying?[6:04:21]   $500,000 is what I meant to say.[6:04:24]   If you guys can gather up $500,000 cash,[6:04:28]   I will make sure he's my friend by the end of next year.[6:04:32]   I don't know if that's worth $500,000 to you.[6:04:37]   It's not.[6:04:39]   So, but I could do it.[6:04:42]   100%.[6:04:45]   An anxious man, the last thing an anxious man wants.[6:04:48]   He just needs someone to calm him down.[6:04:50]   So what, an anxious man doesn't want an enemy.[6:04:54]   They, I've seen this happen a lot of times,[6:04:57]   these guys I pick on, once they realize[6:05:00]   they would like kill to be friends with me[6:05:02]   instead of having me as their enemy,[6:05:05]   because it's such a pain in their ass.[6:05:08]   So it's almost like a sweet relief[6:05:10]   and they almost get excited.[6:05:12]   I've seen them do it.[6:05:13]   Cowards.[6:05:17]   Spineless cowards.[6:05:19]   But yes, I can trick this stupid old man into[6:05:22]   almost anything, I'm positive.[6:05:24]   All right, let's see.[6:05:25]   Again, I don't have the intelligence of Joe Rogan.[6:05:30]   I don't know.[6:05:31]   I don't have the intelligence of Joe Rogan.[6:05:35]   Thank God.[6:05:35]   I don't have the intelligence.[6:05:37]   I'm so glad we have this proximity effect[6:05:39]   so I could do it to you.[6:05:40]   Again, I don't have the intelligence of Rogan.[6:05:45]   Wow.[6:05:47]   So you're really, really, really bad.[6:05:50]   That's for our intelligence.[6:05:52]   That's not good.[6:05:53]   You don't even have the intelligence of Rogan?[6:05:54]   That's like being like,[6:05:55]   I don't have the intelligence of a toddler.[6:05:58]   It's less.[6:06:01]   But.[6:06:02]   Okay, let's see what he does here.[6:06:05]   This is going to be great.[6:06:06]   And we're only two minutes in.[6:06:08]   I don't really remember that much.[6:06:09]   Like I remember the main points, but.[6:06:11]   Yeah.[6:06:12]   Two minutes in.[6:06:13]   This is already two minutes in.[6:06:15]   And we got all that.[6:06:18]   Uh-oh.[6:06:20]   Where the hell did he go?[6:06:24]   He's been silenced.[6:06:26]   All right, let's hear.[6:06:27]   Again.[6:06:29]   I don't have the intelligence of Joe Rogan.[6:06:32]   I don't know what's going on in politics.[6:06:34]   I don't know what's going on in Russia.[6:06:36]   I don't know what's going on.[6:06:37]   I don't know.[6:06:38]   I don't fucking know.[6:06:39]   But I do know one thing.[6:06:40]   I know people and I know how life works.[6:06:42]   Oh, shit.[6:06:43]   When I said that about this fucking moron in Chicago,[6:06:47]   I said it as a throwaway line.[6:06:49]   It's like the idiot that said,[6:06:50]   debunk the police, whatever.[6:06:51]   Defund the police.[6:06:52]   He did it again.[6:06:53]   He said debunk the police on the latest Rogan.[6:06:56]   I've been saying that all day and I can't stop saying[6:06:58]   debunk the police.[6:06:59]   We've been saying that all week.[6:07:00]   We've been saying that all week.[6:07:01]   For like a week.[6:07:01]   I went crazy.[6:07:02]   He thinks it's debunk the police.[6:07:03]   And that's from my threat video?[6:07:06]   That's why I had such a good idea.[6:07:07]   By the way, where you got to see this pause.[6:07:12]   How is that a real frame?[6:07:14]   Wait, wait, wait, wait.[6:07:15]   It's black by a bottle.[6:07:16]   You got to see it.[6:07:18]   Look at that fucking frame.[6:07:21]   This is not AI generated shit art.[6:07:26]   That is a true real frame from his home in New Jersey.[6:07:32]   Not AI, shit AI.[6:07:37]   That is an AI nightmare photo.[6:07:40]   Have you ever seen those where there's 10 of them?[6:07:42]   You go, great job.[6:07:44]   Keep working on the face, but very cool.[6:07:49]   Very cool AI from three months ago.[6:07:53]   The AI can not have this hiccup anymore.[6:07:56]   It's that fast.[6:07:57]   That's insane.[6:08:00]   Cuzports.[6:08:05]   Okay.[6:08:06]   Let's see.[6:08:12]   Look at his face.[6:08:13]   I can't stop fucking looking at it.[6:08:14]   He looks so funny.[6:08:16]   It's even funnier.[6:08:17]   Like, God, you know,[6:08:18]   I feel like we can't lose this.[6:08:21]   Like, can you screenshot this?[6:08:22]   Screenshot this here on the show.[6:08:26]   Yeah.[6:08:26]   Here, but I've screened.[6:08:28]   Screenshot.[6:08:29]   That's a great idea.[6:08:29]   And all of a sudden fucking people[6:08:30]   started hitting them in the head with bats.[6:08:32]   It's not a good idea, but it's too late.[6:08:34]   You fucking would.[6:08:35]   This is pretty certain.[6:08:36]   He's talking about me?[6:08:37]   Yeah.[6:08:38]   Okay.[6:08:39]   Let's go back.[6:08:40]   It is very tough to follow.[6:08:41]   Hold on.[6:08:43]   Listen to this.[6:08:44]   What's going on in Russia.[6:08:45]   I don't know what's going on.[6:08:46]   I don't know.[6:08:47]   I don't fucking know, but I do know one thing.[6:08:49]   I know people and I know how life works.[6:08:53]   When I said that about this fucking moron in Chicago,[6:08:57]   I said it as a throwaway line.[6:08:58]   It's like the idiot that said, debunk the police,[6:09:00]   whatever, defund the police.[6:09:02]   And I was like, that's a great idea.[6:09:03]   And all of a sudden fucking people[6:09:04]   started hitting them in the head with bats.[6:09:06]   It's not a good idea, but it's too late.[6:09:08]   You fucking were jumping up and down[6:09:10]   saying defund the police or whatever.[6:09:12]   I just said like a throwaway line.[6:09:14]   I'm going to sue him.[6:09:15]   You know, every, listen, every two weeks[6:09:16]   I got a fucking call from a friend of mine,[6:09:19]   what the hell.[6:09:20]   And we just goof on this guy.[6:09:21]   We just laugh.[6:09:23]   Listen to this.[6:09:23]   Every couple of weeks, I got a call from like Theo Vaughn[6:09:26]   and we just goof on this guy.[6:09:27]   Me, they talk about me on their phone.[6:09:32]   Joey's sitting there all alone.[6:09:34]   Hey Theo.[6:09:35]   So this joke often took all goal.[6:09:38]   Again, Theo, let's speak up Theo![6:09:41]   Speak up![6:09:43]   So Theo's out there on the phone talking about me.[6:09:46]   I haven't heard a peep from Theo.[6:09:48]   Oh yeah, I like to keep it professional.[6:09:51]   I'll expose your, no, I don't, no problem with you.[6:09:55]   But I can't believe you're talking,[6:09:56]   Theo's talking about me with a wimp.[6:09:58]   How much of a bitch?[6:09:59]   I barely said anything about you.[6:10:03]   You're talking to me about me, to him?[6:10:07]   He's just too much.[6:10:09]   What can we do about this?[6:10:10]   So all the team sources came together.[6:10:12]   They keep thinking nothing.[6:10:15]   What's the plan?[6:10:18]   Why can't the top comics keep me at bay?[6:10:24]   Well, they thought you were at bay at this point[6:10:26]   because you were, remember, hospitalized.[6:10:29]   Oh, it's the karma that did it to them, the karma.[6:10:33]   I'm talking about us.[6:10:35]   Imagine how delusional you would think[6:10:37]   that God is going to put karma on me[6:10:39]   for making fun of Joey and Theo.[6:10:43]   That's karma for what you do.[6:10:45]   Well, I only make fun of you, Kumiya,[6:10:47]   Bisconti, and a bunch of other shit.[6:10:48]   Yeah, believe me.[6:10:52]   So you think God is like favoring you against me?[6:10:56]   That's nuts.[6:10:59]   Let's hear some more.[6:11:00]   I know what Theo, and we just goof on this guy.[6:11:03]   We just laugh.[6:11:04]   It's not even, because if you're any,[6:11:06]   if you have any street knowledge,[6:11:08]   if you know the way life works at all,[6:11:11]   he's going to get his eventually.[6:11:14]   I don't have to do anything.[6:11:15]   Listen, if you think I'm going to pay somebody[6:11:17]   to go get you, did you see what happened[6:11:20]   in Miami yesterday?[6:11:21]   Or two days ago on fucking Friday?[6:11:23]   When somebody says something like that,[6:11:25]   that's not good.[6:11:26]   You know what's going to happen here?[6:11:27]   You see what happened in Miami the other day?[6:11:29]   Yikes.[6:11:31]   This was a publicly seen thing that's going to happen to me?[6:11:34]   This is nuts.[6:11:35]   This is bad.[6:11:37]   Or two days ago on fucking Friday,[6:11:40]   a dentist got eight years for fucking,[6:11:43]   I think he got eight years, or four years,[6:11:45]   or five years for planning his brother-in-law's hit.[6:11:50]   Okay, he paid the guy's money,[6:11:51]   and it happened 11 years ago.[6:11:52]   They did the hit.[6:11:53]   Everything went well.[6:11:54]   Those guys go out into the world,[6:11:56]   and that's an ace in the card now.[6:11:58]   If they got arrested, they always have an out.[6:12:00]   I took a contract from Joey Diaz[6:12:03]   and went to beat up some guy.[6:12:04]   I would never fucking pay anybody.[6:12:06]   I'll do it myself, because dead men don't tell tales.[6:12:10]   Unless you send them, and when they come back,[6:12:11]   you shoot them both.[6:12:12]   That's an extra two murders.[6:12:14]   I'm not in the mood right now[6:12:15]   for two fucking murders on my jacket.[6:12:17]   I don't even care about the fucking guy.[6:12:20]   But people were starting to get concerned,[6:12:22]   and I get a call every couple weeks from somebody going,[6:12:25]   this motherfucker's going to go down, this guy.[6:12:27]   And he insulted, he insulted a non-comic[6:12:31]   that was the worst move in his life.[6:12:35]   If I put any money on who was going to hunt this idiot down,[6:12:39]   it's the one non-comic, and I'm not going to say what it is.[6:12:43]   You have to figure it out[6:12:43]   since you talk so much shit about everybody.[6:12:45]   Who he was talking about.[6:12:47]   A non-comic who's going to hunt me down.[6:12:50]   I hope it's not Jocko.[6:12:53]   Ooh, I'm Jocko's like greatest,[6:12:57]   like I'm at the end of his list.[6:12:59]   We don't stand a chance.[6:13:00]   Imagine Jocko kicking the door down[6:13:03]   with like eight guys with eight Ks.[6:13:05]   No, no, no, no, no, no![6:13:06]   Then I'm, I wake up and I'm like all blurry,[6:13:09]   and I'm Jocko's torture chamber.[6:13:13]   Yikes, a non-comic.[6:13:15]   That could only be Jocko or Lex Fredman.[6:13:19]   Lex Fredman has been building a machine[6:13:21]   that he controls to come get me.[6:13:25]   It's finally ready.[6:13:26]   We can take him down.[6:13:27]   He said my poetry was faggotry.[6:13:30]   Who could it be though?[6:13:31]   Other than like, I can't even think of anyone else.[6:13:33]   I don't know.[6:13:34]   Does anybody know who this non-comic is[6:13:36]   that's the worst of them that is going to kill me?[6:13:40]   It's very scary.[6:13:40]   I don't put any money on who-[6:13:43]   What's that?[6:13:44]   The worst guy you could piss off and he's not a comic.[6:13:48]   Yeah.[6:13:48]   He's like the only one I can think of[6:13:50]   that fits that description.[6:13:52]   Brendan Schaub.[6:13:53]   Now that was just for the homeless cats.[6:13:55]   That was just for the homeless cats.[6:13:56]   Yeah, yeah, sure.[6:13:57]   Thank you.[6:13:58]   Thank you.[6:13:59]   That killed them at that Reddit.[6:14:02]   That TFG Reddit.[6:14:05]   All right, let's hear some more.[6:14:06]   Who's gonna hunt this idiot down?[6:14:09]   It's the one non-comic.[6:14:11]   I'm not going to say who it is.[6:14:12]   You have to figure it out[6:14:13]   since you talk so much shit about everybody.[6:14:15]   We're trying.[6:14:16]   So true, dude.[6:14:17]   So true.[6:14:18]   Life is fucking weird.[6:14:19]   And he's talked a lot of shit about a lot of people.[6:14:22]   And finally, Tripoli hired an investigator[6:14:26]   and found him in Tucson hiding.[6:14:28]   Knocked on his condo.[6:14:31]   He was out there for 10 hours, Tripoli.[6:14:33]   Really?[6:14:34]   Tripoli's going to kill him.[6:14:35]   Sam Tripoli hired a private investigator,[6:14:39]   found me, came to my condo,[6:14:42]   and stood outside for 10 hours, you say?[6:14:47]   Oh, interesting.[6:14:52]   And he's cool and we're crazy.[6:14:54]   All right, let's hear some more.[6:14:57]   And the guy wouldn't come down.[6:14:59]   I give him credit for not calling the police.[6:15:01]   You know what I'm saying?[6:15:02]   Because the typical white privilege move[6:15:04]   is to call the police.[6:15:05]   I didn't do nothing.[6:15:06]   Yeah, I know you didn't.[6:15:07]   But here's the problem.[6:15:09]   When the cops do come,[6:15:10]   somebody's going to show them all the videos[6:15:12]   that you said and all the shit you talked about.[6:15:16]   Okay, I love this scene.[6:15:18]   I love this scene.[6:15:20]   Eventually, I'm going to be calling the cops, right?[6:15:24]   Because they're coming to get me.[6:15:26]   To kill me, of course.[6:15:28]   They've been waiting, they're coming to kill me.[6:15:30]   So I call the cops in this fantasy.[6:15:33]   And then when the cops get there,[6:15:37]   because I call them,[6:15:37]   hey, these guys are here to kill me.[6:15:40]   They're going to go,[6:15:41]   officer, may I present you the tapes?[6:15:46]   You see, officer, we were going to kill him,[6:15:49]   but he made these videos about me.[6:15:52]   He said I was addicted to Xanax.[6:15:55]   And he said Tripoli's kids were retards.[6:16:00]   Thank you.[6:16:01]   And then what?[6:16:01]   The officer would go, let me do the honors.[6:16:07]   Is that kind of what it was going to be?[6:16:12]   Let's hear some more.[6:16:14]   Somebody's going to show them all the videos[6:16:15]   that you said and all the shit you talked about.[6:16:18]   And let me tell you something,[6:16:19]   it's not going to be a good day for you.[6:16:22]   I feel sorry for you.[6:16:23]   I feel sorry for you.[6:16:24]   I'm not a man.[6:16:25]   Thanks for telling us, Joey.[6:16:28]   You know, whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, fellas.[6:16:32]   No, no, no.[6:16:33]   I run the police here.[6:16:35]   They work for me.[6:16:36]   They do.[6:16:37]   They really do.[6:16:38]   You don't know how much money I've donated to this.[6:16:40]   So almost every cop in the town is a lady cop.[6:16:44]   Yeah, they're all lady cops.[6:16:45]   They're all sweet as day.[6:16:47]   And believe me, I've purchased,[6:16:49]   how many wings are those precincts?[6:16:51]   I'm good.[6:16:53]   Bad at you.[6:16:53]   I'm not angry.[6:16:54]   I don't wish nothing bad at you.[6:16:56]   And I knew this was going to-[6:16:57]   Joey Diaz, that his rich dad gave him[6:17:01]   a million dollar donation to the city of Tucson police.[6:17:05]   And now the police will like do his bidding.[6:17:08]   He will believe that.[6:17:10]   Tell him, yeah, he like made it.[6:17:12]   He heard you were after him.[6:17:13]   So he made a huge donation to the precinct.[6:17:16]   And now they're all like,[6:17:18]   all these cops are like on his side[6:17:20]   because he's going to keep giving him money from his dad.[6:17:23]   I knew it.[6:17:25]   I ain't going near Tucson.[6:17:26]   You'll be here for the mental institution.[6:17:32]   By the way, if you're watching on YouTube,[6:17:35]   you don't understand this mental institution.[6:17:36]   We have a mental institution for famous people here[6:17:39]   where Bobby Lee went and Kevin Smith just got out of.[6:17:43]   He'll be here soon enough.[6:17:44]   So yeah, it's Joey Diaz will be the next one.[6:17:45]   Don't think I just said mental institute.[6:17:48]   I don't know where I was, if that was so funny.[6:17:50]   Okay, let's hear some more.[6:17:53]   What happened to you?[6:17:53]   Because you're a fucking moron.[6:17:55]   Your father gave you too much money.[6:17:57]   You're a failed fucking comic.[6:18:00]   You're a failure, it's a comic.[6:18:02]   The only thing you could basically do[6:18:03]   is get on the fucking computer and say-[6:18:05]   So he thinks my dad was rich, he thinks I'm a comic.[6:18:09]   So this is perfect.[6:18:10]   All you can do is get on the computer.[6:18:14]   Joey, I've headlined more cities than you.[6:18:17]   Tell him that.[6:18:18]   He says, yeah, he's not a failed comic.[6:18:20]   He headlined more cities than you.[6:18:21]   And he said, his dad bought out the precinct so you're fucked.[6:18:24]   They're looking for you.[6:18:26]   Tell him that Mike paid off a bunch of LA cops[6:18:29]   to frame you for a crime.[6:18:31]   And it could happen to anyone in the next six years.[6:18:34]   Or Jersey cops.[6:18:36]   Say his dad, you know he has a rich dad.[6:18:39]   This guy paid off the cops.[6:18:41]   There's like word on the street.[6:18:42]   Just fill his mind with anxiety.[6:18:44]   I want him on those Xanax, soon.[6:18:47]   Your father gave you too much money.[6:18:49]   You're a failed fucking comic.[6:18:51]   You're a failure, it's a comic.[6:18:53]   The only thing you could basically do[6:18:54]   is get on the fucking computer and say lies about people[6:18:58]   and talk shit about people.[6:18:59]   Really, bro?[6:19:00]   So now you had to leave your home in Chicago.[6:19:03]   So the lie was, let me remind you.[6:19:06]   The lie was that I said Joey had a Xanax addiction.[6:19:10]   That's the lie.[6:19:11]   After this, that's the lie I tell[6:19:13]   that I needed to be stomped out for.[6:19:17]   After this, we're gonna show you a video[6:19:19]   of Joey Diaz admitting he had a Xanax addiction[6:19:24]   the entire time.[6:19:27]   I have not received an apology.[6:19:31]   And hide in Tucson.[6:19:33]   And let me tell you something.[6:19:34]   If you don't think I called my ex-buddies[6:19:36]   that owned Bugsy's, that fucking Mexican cartel down there[6:19:39]   that used to eat bugs.[6:19:41]   He's saying he called the cartel.[6:19:43]   It lives here.[6:19:45]   Well, they're doing a bad job[6:19:46]   because we already had a run-in with them at the weeds.[6:19:48]   I about smarted half the cartel in a month.[6:19:52]   The cartel, only you would fall for this cartel.[6:19:55]   They're 80.[6:19:58]   They don't know how to work computers.[6:19:59]   They all have like a Boost Mobile Let's Go phone.[6:20:03]   He was so expressive this day.[6:20:04]   He looks great.[6:20:05]   Well, listen to this.[6:20:07]   By the way, the real cartel I respected dearly.[6:20:10]   Okay, I'm talking about his fake cartel.[6:20:12]   And hide in Tucson.[6:20:14]   And let me tell you something.[6:20:15]   If you don't think I called my ex-buddies[6:20:18]   that owned Bugsy's, that fucking Mexican cartel down there[6:20:21]   that used to eat bugs.[6:20:22]   Remember, I used to go to a club named Bugsy's in Tucson.[6:20:25]   It took a fucking, if you walked in there with a scorpion,[6:20:28]   you got in for free and you got like 10 drinks and whatnot.[6:20:31]   Let me tell you something, motherfuckers.[6:20:34]   Life has a weird way of fucking shitting on you[6:20:37]   when you least expect it.[6:20:39]   This guy, did you need this?[6:20:41]   You're living in Tucson, hiding over a podcast?[6:20:46]   What?[6:20:47]   Whoa![6:20:50]   What?[6:20:51]   He like lost track of his own thought, his point.[6:20:54]   You're living in Tucson, hiding over a podcast?[6:21:00]   What?[6:21:01]   You're the only one in this whole thing[6:21:03]   that has an issue with what I'm doing.[6:21:06]   Or what's happening.[6:21:07]   You're the only one with an issue.[6:21:12]   I don't know what podcast you mean.[6:21:15]   Does he mean-[6:21:16]   His podcast?[6:21:17]   He wants you to stay in Chicago and quit your podcast[6:21:20]   so that you can stay in Chicago?[6:21:22]   I don't know what he means.[6:21:23]   Isn't the damage done?[6:21:24]   Aren't the guys already on their way?[6:21:26]   You got the message.[6:21:28]   They're on their way.[6:21:29]   You're out there hiding over a podcast?[6:21:33]   Yeah.[6:21:34]   It's all over a podcast.[6:21:36]   Living in Tucson, hiding over a podcast?[6:21:42]   Think about that.[6:21:44]   Think about how bad your life is[6:21:46]   that you're hiding in Tucson over a podcast.[6:21:50]   Now, where are you going to go next?[6:21:52]   Because now we got your number.[6:21:53]   Triple E got you with a fucking investigator.[6:21:56]   What are you going to do now, man?[6:21:57]   What are you going to do?[6:21:58]   For me, I'm not here to wish you bad.[6:22:00]   I'm not here to tell you I'm going to hunt you down.[6:22:03]   That's not even going to happen.[6:22:04]   I'm concerned with my wife and my daughter[6:22:06]   and what's going on here.[6:22:07]   Even though you had people call my wife[6:22:09]   and threaten my daughter.[6:22:11]   What?[6:22:12]   You don't think I knew it was you?[6:22:13]   Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no.[6:22:14]   That never happened.[6:22:15]   That was not us.[6:22:16]   No, no, no.[6:22:17]   Wait, wait, wait.[6:22:18]   I like zoned out because I was thinking[6:22:19]   of what am I going to do?[6:22:21]   He kept going, what are you going to do now?[6:22:23]   And I was thinking, I don't know.[6:22:26]   Hide in the closet with a gun facing the door.[6:22:30]   Just kill you if you come.[6:22:33]   Shoot you dead if you show up.[6:22:38]   That's probably it.[6:22:40]   What I would do.[6:22:41]   So you already made fun of me.[6:22:46]   Said, if I called the cops, I'd look weak.[6:22:48]   So I'm not going to do that.[6:22:49]   I'm going to just shoot you in the head.[6:22:57]   We should meet them in tombstone.[6:23:00]   Let's meet in tombstone.[6:23:01]   I've been dying to go down there to take some pictures.[6:23:03]   We were lived by beautiful tombstone.[6:23:05]   We'll take them down.[6:23:06]   We'll do a draw.[6:23:07]   A duel.[6:23:08]   That's the only way to solve this.[6:23:09]   If you don't, this is the new thing.[6:23:12]   YouTube boxing is out.[6:23:15]   It's now podcast draw.[6:23:17]   What do you call it?[6:23:18]   Podcast, what do you call that thing?[6:23:21]   No, it's got a more official name.[6:23:24]   A podcast.[6:23:26]   We stand back to back.[6:23:27]   We watch 15 paces.[6:23:29]   It's paces, not steps.[6:23:31]   And then on the count of three,[6:23:32]   you turn around and you shoot the guy in the chest.[6:23:36]   A duel?[6:23:37]   And by the way, just to let you know,[6:23:40]   you need to have a licensed gun from Arizona to do this.[6:23:44]   So I challenge you to that.[6:23:46]   I challenge you to a gentleman's.[6:23:47]   We both signed contracts, no cops.[6:23:50]   And it's one of those, we go to the tombstone.[6:23:54]   We wait till it closes.[6:23:55]   We jumped the fence and we'll do the old fashioned-[6:24:00]   This is an amazing idea.[6:24:01]   It's literally the only way to settle it.[6:24:03]   Showdown.[6:24:04]   Everyone's saying duel, a standoff.[6:24:06]   Standoff.[6:24:07]   No, a standoff is when, oh my God,[6:24:09]   I ran into this guy robbing the train.[6:24:10]   What do we do here?[6:24:12]   This ain't gonna be a standoff.[6:24:13]   This is gonna be a W.[6:24:15]   Draw.[6:24:17]   This motherfucker hasn't even touched it.[6:24:20]   I mean, you're guaranteed winning, so.[6:24:22]   Yeah.[6:24:23]   So that's what I, and here's the thing.[6:24:26]   Like, okay, push out then.[6:24:28]   Push out.[6:24:29]   Don't come and do the gun thing with me.[6:24:30]   Then you're not that tough.[6:24:32]   Then you lost.[6:24:33]   I don't know what to tell you.[6:24:34]   I'm willing to do the whole gun thing.[6:24:36]   Legally.[6:24:37]   I got the whole city police force is working here.[6:24:40]   I'll let, they'll just come on out.[6:24:43]   I'll pay for the flight.[6:24:44]   I don't fly no more, dog.[6:24:46]   Oh.[6:24:47]   That's his excuse gonna be, right?[6:24:48]   That he's too afraid to fly.[6:24:50]   I bet you that's coming up.[6:24:52]   All right, let's hear him out.[6:24:53]   I'm concerned with my wife and my daughter[6:24:55]   and what's going on here.[6:24:57]   Even though you had people call my wife[6:24:59]   and threaten my daughter.[6:25:00]   That was not us.[6:25:01]   We did not do that.[6:25:02]   I don't know what-[6:25:03]   You don't think I knew it was you.[6:25:04]   We traced back all the numbers.[6:25:05]   Even though you said things about my friend's daughter.[6:25:08]   Even though you said things about Rogan's daughter.[6:25:10]   You were talking about kids and you were saying a lot of-[6:25:12]   We traced back your number.[6:25:15]   Who are you kidding?[6:25:17]   We traced it, yeah?[6:25:19]   What software did you use?[6:25:20]   What software did you use?[6:25:23]   What program?[6:25:25]   What app?[6:25:26]   Was it an app?[6:25:27]   Was it a physical machine that did this?[6:25:29]   Was it the cops?[6:25:31]   Was it like a forensics guy?[6:25:34]   Who did it?[6:25:35]   What did it happen?[6:25:36]   How did you trace the call?[6:25:39]   How did it all work?[6:25:44]   Do you believe in me that I traced the call?[6:25:46]   Yes, because you're being serious.[6:25:48]   So don't try that.[6:25:48]   Well, you had people call my wife[6:25:50]   and threaten my daughter.[6:25:53]   You don't think I knew it was you.[6:25:55]   We traced back all the numbers.[6:25:56]   Even though you said things about my friend's daughter.[6:25:59]   Even though you said things about Rogan's daughter.[6:26:01]   You were talking about kids and you were saying[6:26:03]   a lot of weird stuff about people, bro.[6:26:06]   So this is what you got coming to you.[6:26:08]   So now what really dazzled me-[6:26:10]   He's actually very physically threatening.[6:26:13]   He's almost the same size as a real Joey Diaz to me in here.[6:26:17]   And when he's doing this,[6:26:18]   it's almost like your fight or flight response is like,[6:26:20]   I am actually being dressed down,[6:26:24]   really screamed at by this mafia guy.[6:26:27]   It's very scary.[6:26:28]   Very scary.[6:26:29]   It's almost like VR, how this is happening right now.[6:26:32]   I'd like a copy of this in VR that I could do,[6:26:36]   you know, when we do VR.[6:26:38]   All right, let's see.[6:26:39]   What people really need to know is[6:26:41]   how big of a pussy you were[6:26:43]   that you didn't even come downstairs to meet Tripoli.[6:26:48]   Listen to me.[6:26:49]   You're gonna have to meet these guys eventually.[6:26:52]   Talk it out.[6:26:53]   Really?[6:26:54]   Pay them off.[6:26:54]   Wait, wait, wait.[6:26:55]   I like how no one ever considers the option[6:26:57]   that maybe somebody won't be home on a Saturday night.[6:27:01]   I don't know.[6:27:04]   You're gonna have to meet these guys eventually[6:27:07]   and either talk it out or have your dad pay them off,[6:27:10]   he says.[6:27:11]   Well, the dad payoff has already happened.[6:27:13]   Yeah, I've already paid off every comic in this city[6:27:15]   and they're all against you actually.[6:27:16]   They're all secretly recording you for me.[6:27:19]   Okay.[6:27:20]   Tell them that.[6:27:21]   Joey, I have paid every comic off that's around you[6:27:25]   and they're secretly recording him to send to me[6:27:29]   because I'm making a documentary[6:27:31]   that Netflix is interested in.[6:27:34]   Okay.[6:27:34]   Tell them that.[6:27:36]   He will believe, even if he sees this part,[6:27:39]   you could even leave this in.[6:27:40]   He's that dumb.[6:27:42]   People really need to know is how big of a pussy you were[6:27:46]   that you didn't even come downstairs to meet Tripoli.[6:27:50]   Listen to me.[6:27:51]   You're gonna have to meet these guys eventually[6:27:54]   and talk it out.[6:27:55]   Pay them off.[6:27:56]   Pay them off.[6:27:57]   Get your dad to send them a check.[6:27:58]   You know you were gonna sue me and call the authorities.[6:28:00]   We did nothing.[6:28:01]   You did nothing because you got-[6:28:03]   I know you were gonna sue me.[6:28:05]   Tell him this.[6:28:07]   Dude, he's got like a class action lawsuit.[6:28:09]   Just throw around every like legal term,[6:28:11]   even though they don't mix.[6:28:12]   He's got a class action phase three lawsuit against you.[6:28:16]   And like the judge went over it.[6:28:18]   He said, dude, this guy might come out with millions.[6:28:22]   Tell him he had the same lawyer as anyone.[6:28:26]   Just fill his head with different worry.[6:28:31]   And he reads these messages.[6:28:32]   You never know which one will stick.[6:28:33]   You never know.[6:28:34]   So throw a hundred worries at him a day.[6:28:37]   And believe me, he'll start having delusions.[6:28:39]   He'll start going nuts.[6:28:41]   No, understand not.[6:28:42]   You're a heartless soul of a fucking man.[6:28:45]   And I'll tell you what, how it's gonna go down.[6:28:47]   It's gonna go down very simple.[6:28:49]   See anybody who serves a dish correctly[6:28:51]   is gonna give you time to breathe.[6:28:53]   They're gonna let you settle down in Tucson[6:28:55]   and fucking go back to Chicago and think the coast is clear.[6:28:59]   When you least expect it one night,[6:29:01]   you're gonna run out of that fucking whiskey you drink[6:29:03]   and you're gonna go to the liquor store.[6:29:04]   And there's gonna be a guy there with a bat[6:29:06]   and he's gonna hit you across the fucking head,[6:29:08]   maybe hit you across the legs,[6:29:09]   maybe hit you across the back.[6:29:11]   You're gonna wake up with blood all over you[6:29:13]   and go to a fucking hospital.[6:29:14]   And you know how bad you're gonna feel in that hospital?[6:29:17]   Yeah.[6:29:18]   After somebody hit you in the fucking head with a bat[6:29:19]   and you got stitches and God forbid if your wife is with him[6:29:23]   because your wife had a good time on there too laughing.[6:29:25]   Remember how they made Rogan be guilty[6:29:28]   for laughing at my joke?[6:29:29]   Your wife is guilty of laughter.[6:29:35]   Do I have the air horn still?[6:29:36]   That would be a good one.[6:29:37]   Boy am I ever-[6:29:38]   You're living in a fucking fool's paradise.[6:29:41]   And what a beautiful thing to be guilty of.[6:29:43]   You know your wife, she's guilty of laughter.[6:29:47]   Can I make my own-[6:29:48]   You are guilty of laughter.[6:29:50]   Therefore you will be killed too by the hitman[6:29:54]   with the bat.[6:29:55]   Does he have to do bat?[6:29:56]   Can't it just be a nice gun?[6:29:58]   No, no, no.[6:29:59]   It's gonna be, I'm gonna go to the liquor store,[6:30:01]   you know, like in a movie from the seventies.[6:30:04]   And then there's gonna be guys with bats that rough me up[6:30:09]   during my late night liquor store run in a movie.[6:30:15]   Did you see this guy?[6:30:17]   God forbid if your wife is with him[6:30:19]   because your wife had a good time on there too laughing.[6:30:21]   Remember how they made Rogan be guilty[6:30:24]   for laughing at my joke?[6:30:25]   Your wife is guilty of laughter.[6:30:27]   That is, your wife is guilty of laughter.[6:30:31]   What do you, and all this for what?[6:30:33]   For a podcast?[6:30:34]   I mean, we've got gems out of this one.[6:30:37]   I can't believe we never watched this.[6:30:38]   We like came back-[6:30:39]   Well, I was like, the first episode back[6:30:42]   we wanted to do a bunch of different stuff.[6:30:45]   We didn't want to like weigh down the whole show with this.[6:30:47]   And then I was just like, let's just play it[6:30:50]   during the next time we covered Diaz.[6:30:53]   And then we just like forgot, kind of,[6:30:54]   and then it was too old, and now it's the perfect time.[6:30:56]   But this is the perfect time because Diaz is back[6:30:59]   and he's admitted this whole problem.[6:31:00]   The whole reason he wants to kill me in the bats[6:31:03]   and all this stuff and guilty of laughter[6:31:05]   is because we said he had his Xanax addiction.[6:31:08]   And guess what, turns out he did, and he's admitted that.[6:31:11]   Now we'll show you that tape after this,[6:31:13]   but there's still more here.[6:31:15]   Let's see what he says next.[6:31:17]   So if she's with you,[6:31:18]   I'm sure they're going to bust her in the fucking mouth too.[6:31:21]   So is this what you really want out of your life?[6:31:24]   Is this what all the-[6:31:24]   No, no.[6:31:25]   Is this podcast, talking shit about people[6:31:28]   really worth you hiding?[6:31:30]   No.[6:31:31]   You are fucking living on a lamb[6:31:33]   over saying shit to people.[6:31:35]   Chris D'Elia, you went off on people.[6:31:38]   What do you think the result is going to be?[6:31:40]   Tell them like he said all this shit,[6:31:43]   but they packed their bags and now they're off to Mexico.[6:31:46]   Tell them that, they'll believe it.[6:31:48]   I'm going to tell you that I'm going to do it[6:31:51]   our Frankie five angels.[6:31:52]   You ready for this?[6:31:54]   Oh fuck, he's gone full mom.[6:31:55]   This is your option stupid.[6:31:56]   Oh my God.[6:31:58]   This is, can you believe this tape?[6:32:01]   This needs to be on the news.[6:32:03]   I'm sorry, come on, send this to Rogan.[6:32:05]   This is insane.[6:32:07]   Does Rogan know his buddy is doing this, his best friend?[6:32:11]   This is wild.[6:32:12]   This needs to be on the news.[6:32:15]   I've had it.[6:32:17]   I could be threatened by a celebrity[6:32:19]   who was in the Sopranos?[6:32:21]   That seems newsworthy.[6:32:22]   Sopranos star threatens Mike.[6:32:25]   The news.[6:32:28]   This is nuts.[6:32:32]   Fuck.[6:32:33]   Let's hear some more.[6:32:34]   I'm going to tell you that I'm going to do it[6:32:37]   our Frankie five angels.[6:32:38]   You ready for this?[6:32:40]   Look at this.[6:32:41]   This is your option stupid.[6:32:44]   Your option is to get some of that money from your father[6:32:47]   and pay off some of these comics,[6:32:49]   give them 20 grand a piece, whatever.[6:32:53]   My option A is give each of the comics[6:32:56]   I've made fun of $20,000[6:33:01]   so that they,[6:33:03]   all right, man, beef squashed.[6:33:05]   Thank you.[6:33:09]   Oh my God.[6:33:10]   We're cool.[6:33:14]   And I appreciate the 20,000, man.[6:33:16]   I never wanted it to be like-[6:33:18]   Can it be like 5,000?[6:33:20]   $20,000.[6:33:23]   I have to, this is what he's saying my options are.[6:33:26]   Which sounds a lot to me like bullying, illegal bullying.[6:33:31]   Extortion.[6:33:32]   Yep.[6:33:33]   I have to pay all the comics $20,000.[6:33:36]   You've heard that, right?[6:33:37]   This is your option stupid.[6:33:40]   Your option is to get some of that money from your father[6:33:43]   and pay off some of these comics,[6:33:45]   give them 20 grand a piece, whatever.[6:33:47]   So you could come out of hiding[6:33:48]   and live your life like a fucking man.[6:33:50]   Wow.[6:33:51]   Your other option is don't pay them, face Tripoli.[6:33:54]   Face them because now they're all[6:33:56]   going to start hunting you down.[6:33:57]   And eventually they're going to find you outside[6:33:59]   and they're going to bust your fucking head.[6:34:01]   So if I was you, why don't you face these fucking guys?[6:34:04]   Be a fucking man.[6:34:05]   Theo Vaughn just immediately turns into like a maniac[6:34:08]   and just busts my head open with a wrench.[6:34:11]   That's from Joey Diaz.[6:34:13]   I'm mean now.[6:34:14]   That would be a great fucking movie[6:34:16]   if you were on the run[6:34:18]   and you're like on a road trip through America[6:34:20]   trying to escape and at every city[6:34:21]   there's new comics.[6:34:23]   It's like trying to physically.[6:34:25]   So good.[6:34:26]   And the comic should all play themselves.[6:34:29]   They would love that role.[6:34:30]   I show up to Malibu and I have to face Tim Dylan.[6:34:33]   And how do you get out of that?[6:34:35]   Nashville, Theo.[6:34:38]   LA is like the big scene at the end.[6:34:41]   I'm making a road trip from[6:34:44]   Dante Nero in New York City.[6:34:47]   I mean, I couldn't go through the road trip.[6:34:50]   You kidding me?[6:34:51]   I don't got enough fucking bullets.[6:34:54]   Hold seven, man.[6:34:55]   You got to hold seven.[6:34:56]   I'm ready to face them.[6:34:58]   I'm ready.[6:34:59]   Let's see.[6:35:01]   You talk a lot of shit, right?[6:35:03]   You talk a big game.[6:35:05]   No need to yell.[6:35:06]   Be a fucking man.[6:35:08]   Because this is the only thing that's going to save you[6:35:10]   is apologizing to Sam, talking about his kid.[6:35:13]   What the fuck is wrong with you?[6:35:15]   Saying shit.[6:35:16]   What the fuck is wrong with you?[6:35:18]   I like how he's talking about his kid, saying shit,[6:35:23]   talking about his kid.[6:35:23]   What's wrong with you?[6:35:24]   Saying shit.[6:35:26]   What's wrong with you?[6:35:27]   It's like, come on.[6:35:29]   It's like.[6:35:30]   Do you hear yourself?[6:35:32]   He had more like saying shit was worse[6:35:35]   than talking about the kids.[6:35:36]   We talked about the kids.[6:35:38]   Plus not even then, who said shit?[6:35:43]   What the fuck is wrong with you?[6:35:45]   Saying shit.[6:35:46]   What the fuck is wrong with you?[6:35:48]   And this is your third fucking savior.[6:35:50]   This is where Frankie five angels comes in[6:35:53]   and I sit you down.[6:35:54]   You know what your other option is?[6:35:56]   Suicide.[6:35:57]   You dumb motherfucker.[6:35:59]   Joey.[6:36:00]   That.[6:36:02]   Oh my God.[6:36:03]   I guess the 20 grand's the best way to do this.[6:36:07]   That's the only option.[6:36:09]   Or suicide?[6:36:10]   I must leave earth?[6:36:14]   That's my punishment.[6:36:16]   You should put out,[6:36:17]   how about everyone just puts out the word?[6:36:19]   Hey, if you've been terrorized by Mike,[6:36:20]   he's offering 20 grand to you.[6:36:23]   Yes.[6:36:24]   To smooth this all over.[6:36:25]   So that he doesn't have to commit suicide.[6:36:27]   And then just let everyone know that offer is out there[6:36:30]   and we'll see if anyone accepts.[6:36:31]   And be like, but don't worry.[6:36:33]   Cause he'll commit suicide if you don't accept the cash.[6:36:37]   He said, let's hear some more.[6:36:40]   You're a waste of life anyway.[6:36:42]   I mean, you don't have the balls to face anybody.[6:36:45]   You don't have the balls to say anything to anybody's face.[6:36:47]   You sit behind your little fucking computing.[6:36:49]   You think you're cute.[6:36:51]   Kill yourself.[6:36:52]   That's going to be the last option.[6:36:54]   I don't give a fuck what people think of me[6:36:56]   for saying that.[6:36:57]   I really don't.[6:36:58]   You got no options.[6:37:00]   We have sent this,[6:37:01]   tell Joey we've sent this to the editors[6:37:05]   of the book.[6:37:06]   And they're about to pull your book before it's release.[6:37:09]   You bet you said you don't give a fuck.[6:37:11]   And they actually hated that part the most.[6:37:14]   Tell them that.[6:37:15]   Maybe just do like a long message where you're like,[6:37:17]   Hey, Joey, here's a message for Mike.[6:37:18]   They're going to pull your book from its release.[6:37:20]   His father owns the town.[6:37:21]   He's giving 20 grand to anyone who wants it.[6:37:24]   Just every single thing we've said.[6:37:27]   Father owns the town.[6:37:28]   Father bought out Jersey.[6:37:31]   Anything, right?[6:37:32]   You can make up your own if you want to.[6:37:34]   He hired Tommy to mitts.[6:37:37]   All right, let's hear it more.[6:37:38]   You got three options.[6:37:40]   Fucking pay.[6:37:42]   Apologize like a man.[6:37:43]   Take the punch to the head.[6:37:44]   It's not going to hurt.[6:37:46]   You'll go down,[6:37:47]   they'll rush you to the hospital.[6:37:47]   Maybe they'll cut your fucking thumb off.[6:37:50]   Who the fuck knows?[6:37:50]   You tell me what you want.[6:37:53]   Face these guys.[6:37:54]   Apologize.[6:37:55]   Be a man.[6:37:56]   Tell them you didn't know what the fuck you were doing.[6:37:57]   That you're a fucking idiot.[6:37:59]   You and half of America and the people that follow you[6:38:02]   that think you're cute.[6:38:05]   You should just kill yourselves.[6:38:06]   If you think what he does is cute,[6:38:08]   go up there and talk about Tripoli's daughter,[6:38:11]   Rogan's daughter, fucking Crystalia's kid, my daughter.[6:38:14]   Dog, let me put this, I'm not going to hunt you down.[6:38:16]   I don't need to hunt you down.[6:38:18]   But if I ever bump into you,[6:38:20]   I will run you over with a fucking car.[6:38:22]   Why?[6:38:23]   There cannot be any hurting or killing.[6:38:30]   So now if he sees me, he's going to run.[6:38:31]   I'm not going to do anything.[6:38:32]   But if I do see you,[6:38:34]   I will run over you with a car.[6:38:35]   Okay.[6:38:35]   Great.[6:38:36]   What kind of car?[6:38:37]   Just great.[6:38:41]   I mean, this isn't a joke.[6:38:44]   I don't think.[6:38:47]   Wait, what did he say just before that?[6:38:49]   Let's see.[6:38:50]   This is really chilling actually.[6:38:52]   I mean, you don't have to go back.[6:38:53]   Fucking Crystalia's kid, my daughter,[6:38:54]   if I ever bump into you,[6:38:56]   I will run you over with a fucking car.[6:38:57]   Oh yeah, that he told you guys to kill yourselves too.[6:38:59]   What do you think of that?[6:39:00]   Oh, the listeners, yes.[6:39:02]   Wow.[6:39:03]   He doesn't mean it.[6:39:05]   He means it.[6:39:06]   He wants a mass suicide of epic proportions[6:39:09]   like the world's never seen because of what we've done.[6:39:13]   You know I'm crazy.[6:39:15]   Oh.[6:39:16]   You guys know that at this age group,[6:39:18]   I belonged in jail, right?[6:39:19]   Like right now at this age, 59,[6:39:21]   I thought I was going to be in jail.[6:39:22]   Right now I'm living a life of fucking Riley.[6:39:24]   Tell him Mike sent this to your parole officers[6:39:27]   from when you did that kidnapping[6:39:30]   and they're looking into it.[6:39:32]   You know, I don't want to blow that for anybody,[6:39:34]   but for you, I would run you over with the car.[6:39:36]   I'm not going to pay nobody to get you.[6:39:38]   There's no Malinucci brothers,[6:39:39]   but I will see you someday or someday[6:39:42]   these people will see you.[6:39:44]   Whether it's Delia, whether it's Tripoli,[6:39:46]   and Tripoli means business.[6:39:48]   Tripoli means-[6:39:49]   Whether it's Delia, so Delia's after me too?[6:39:52]   This is a straight up horror movie.[6:39:54]   Delia.[6:39:55]   Delia.[6:39:57]   They're all like getting ready for battle in their own.[6:40:00]   I would like a scene from each one.[6:40:02]   I mean, while they're taking a long ass time,[6:40:04]   when he said that he was gonna let us get comfortable,[6:40:06]   I thought he meant like six months.[6:40:08]   What is Delia gonna do?[6:40:09]   Like do comedy to me to death?[6:40:12]   I can't even imagine Delia doing that.[6:40:13]   I can see him doing like a crab walk motion[6:40:16]   where he goes into like, he bends his knees,[6:40:18]   but his legs are straight out[6:40:19]   and then he kind of dips down like this and comes at you.[6:40:24]   Yeah.[6:40:25]   I don't know if there's any other person on earth[6:40:27]   where they've ever had somebody tell them,[6:40:29]   Delia is coming to get you.[6:40:31]   Well, that's for the homeless cats.[6:40:39]   Business dog.[6:40:39]   You don't have to get out of this one.[6:40:40]   He's got, these, all these guys have the backing.[6:40:44]   You know, anybody from 10 planet sees you.[6:40:47]   They're gonna break your fucking arm.[6:40:48]   10 planet?[6:40:49]   You think about that.[6:40:50]   And you don't know what their name is.[6:40:51]   You don't know how some Mexican attacked me[6:40:53]   and broke my arm.[6:40:54]   That's what's gonna happen to you.[6:40:55]   Or if you don't want to get hit.[6:40:58]   If I was you, I'd take the punch to the head.[6:40:59]   You're going to take a punch, five stitches,[6:41:02]   maybe a broken rib, and then tell your daddy[6:41:04]   to pay a fucking, you know,[6:41:05]   and you go back and you're out of the woods[6:41:07]   or think about your life.[6:41:08]   Think about what you're doing.[6:41:09]   So it's one broken rib, one punch.[6:41:11]   And then after that, no more revenge.[6:41:14]   We're clear.[6:41:15]   We set up all this fake, like a fake rib.[6:41:18]   We just put like a slab of baby back ribs under my shirt.[6:41:21]   You know?[6:41:22]   Yes.[6:41:23]   And we go, okay, you could break my ribs.[6:41:25]   And they go, destroy you.[6:41:27]   And I go, ah.[6:41:30]   And then as they leave, I go,[6:41:33]   tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.[6:41:35]   Pretty good.[6:41:36]   The scene cuts.[6:41:39]   Doing podcasts every week, consulting people.[6:41:41]   When you've done nothing with your life,[6:41:43]   you really haven't done anything with your life.[6:41:46]   What do you get, 2,000 downloads?[6:41:48]   Fucking, you don't do anything with your life.[6:41:50]   You're a failed comic, you're a failed podcaster,[6:41:53]   and you're a failure as a human being, brother.[6:41:56]   But you have a chance to turn this around.[6:41:58]   I know what it is.[6:41:59]   What do we do?[6:42:00]   To be a failure as a human being.[6:42:01]   I was the king of that shit.[6:42:03]   But you got us an option to turn it around.[6:42:05]   How?[6:42:06]   I went to prison, I paid my dues,[6:42:07]   I caught a couple lumps in the head.[6:42:09]   You know what I'm saying?[6:42:10]   You get hit a couple times in life.[6:42:11]   Karma is a motherfucker, dog.[6:42:13]   And you have lit that fucking firecracker on fire,[6:42:18]   and now you got to deal with it, brother.[6:42:19]   So I wish you luck.[6:42:21]   I had a long wick.[6:42:22]   I wish you never crossed my motherfucking path.[6:42:26]   I'm not going to hunt you down,[6:42:27]   or look for you, or send anybody for you.[6:42:29]   Oh, thanks.[6:42:30]   I'm an old school dude.[6:42:31]   I don't want to do any of that shit.[6:42:32]   Oh, then we're fine.[6:42:33]   I want to bump into you myself,[6:42:34]   and either you apologize and give me your hand,[6:42:37]   and apologize to my wife, which I don't really.[6:42:39]   What?[6:42:40]   I'd rather hit you with the car.[6:42:41]   I don't want an apology from you.[6:42:43]   What?[6:42:44]   Wait, he just said, no, fuck that.[6:42:45]   I don't want an apology.[6:42:46]   I'd rather hit you with the car.[6:42:48]   Okay.[6:42:48]   Apologize to your wife?[6:42:49]   I didn't even know you were married.[6:42:52]   How about we do like a TikTok,[6:42:54]   where you come over here,[6:42:55]   and you get the car,[6:42:56]   and then I'll be like walking out on the street,[6:42:58]   and then you like hit me,[6:42:59]   and then it cuts to me doing like a dramatic fall.[6:43:01]   I'm hurt.[6:43:02]   I got an idea.[6:43:03]   How about we sell dart boards with your face on them?[6:43:05]   Shut up.[6:43:08]   Watch this.[6:43:09]   Dog, I'd rather hit you with the car.[6:43:11]   Oh.[6:43:12]   I don't want an apology from you,[6:43:14]   but these other guys, you better apologize, brother,[6:43:16]   because you're going to be hiding the rest of your life[6:43:19]   over nothing, over nothing,[6:43:22]   over you wanting to be cute and can't back it.[6:43:24]   But I'm hiding from the threat of all the murderers.[6:43:28]   It's not nothing.[6:43:30]   You're saying they're going to pretty much end me.[6:43:32]   I'd wish I was dead.[6:43:33]   They're going to shoot us.[6:43:34]   They're going to hit us with facts.[6:43:35]   Yes, break our arms, cut off my thumb,[6:43:38]   break my rib.[6:43:39]   I'm stitches, no stitches.[6:43:42]   Okay, I don't want anything broken.[6:43:44]   So yes, I'm hiding.[6:43:48]   Well, if I was hiding,[6:43:50]   it would be because of all of those fears and anxieties.[6:43:55]   You can't give the points and you can't cover the spread.[6:43:59]   So why are you doing this?[6:44:00]   And now everybody knows you're a fucking pussy.[6:44:04]   You didn't even come down and face them.[6:44:07]   So whatever you're going to have to say,[6:44:08]   whatever video you're going to make in response to this,[6:44:11]   and you fucking lose the fucking friends.[6:44:13]   Listen, brother, you got a dilemma right now.[6:44:16]   You know this.[6:44:17]   Look at your wife.[6:44:18]   Give us a couple thousand cents out of Mexico.[6:44:21]   Why should she get in trouble for you?[6:44:22]   You're right there next to Tucson.[6:44:25]   Send her to Mexico.[6:44:27]   I don't want her to get punched in the face.[6:44:29]   I don't want somebody to smack her[6:44:31]   the way they did Sally Struthers.[6:44:32]   You ever see Steve McQueen[6:44:34]   when he smacked Sally Struthers in the getaway?[6:44:36]   That's a tremendous, knocks her the fuck out.[6:44:38]   You want somebody to do that to your wife?[6:44:40]   I don't want somebody to do that to my wife.[6:44:41]   There's got to be somebody knocking out somebody[6:44:43]   in a movie sooner, like more recent than that.[6:44:46]   That's from like 1962.[6:44:53]   Yes, no, of course.[6:44:54]   Nobody's getting punched.[6:44:56]   Let's...[6:44:58]   Well, anyways, is that almost over?[6:44:59]   Cause we have a whole other thing that just happened.[6:45:00]   Yeah, it's almost over.[6:45:01]   Yeah, we got to show you what just happened.[6:45:03]   So that's why I go up there.[6:45:05]   I'd go up there, give out my hand, contact Tripoli,[6:45:09]   contact Rogan, Delia, whoever the fuck, contact me.[6:45:12]   I don't give a fuck.[6:45:14]   I'll take your apology,[6:45:15]   but I'm still going to hit you with a fucking car[6:45:16]   if I ever see you, because you don't know.[6:45:20]   Listen, when I kidnapped Bella,[6:45:21]   and by the way, Ken Vela, Liz in Tucson,[6:45:24]   all I got to do is call him[6:45:26]   and he'll go right to your fucking house[6:45:28]   and he'll take out the kidnap and I gave him on you.[6:45:31]   And I'm not going to do that.[6:45:32]   So your options are to apologize like a man,[6:45:36]   take the punch to the head, you know,[6:45:37]   set up a boxing match at Dankfest.[6:45:40]   I don't know, in Vegas, set up a boxing match.[6:45:42]   Why don't you do that?[6:45:43]   Fight Tripoli, fight all these guys.[6:45:46]   You talk shit.[6:45:47]   I already challenged him to that.[6:45:48]   He declined, by the way.[6:45:50]   I had a full contract all written out[6:45:52]   for a boxing match that I would pay for in Vegas.[6:45:55]   He was making up all these excuses.[6:45:56]   We had the arena.[6:45:58]   No, I have everything booked.[6:45:59]   We had the arena and he's like,[6:46:00]   uh, I don't really have time to train right now.[6:46:03]   So, okay, whatever you do, buddy.[6:46:06]   Because I want to do this boxing event in Vegas[6:46:08]   like he suggests, which makes,[6:46:13]   would make me very happy to do that.[6:46:17]   I've been training in boxing for it.[6:46:20]   They're all going to kick your fucking ass.[6:46:23]   And then you're out of the weeds.[6:46:24]   Or you could do what's behind door number three[6:46:28]   and that slit your wrist, buddy.[6:46:31]   Wow.[6:46:32]   I got to say these instructions are very confusing.[6:46:35]   Okay, so again, this was all over saying[6:46:38]   he had a Xanax addiction in a video.[6:46:41]   Very funny video.[6:46:42]   You could watch that on YouTube right now.[6:46:45]   And then everybody was messaging me.[6:46:47]   Everybody was saying, Mike, Mike, Mike.[6:46:49]   You were right.[6:46:51]   Mike, I can't believe it.[6:46:53]   Believe![6:46:55]   Because Joey, are we doing this one?[6:46:58]   Joey, yeah.[6:47:00]   There's two, him and Rogan and his own podcast[6:47:03]   are basically the same story.[6:47:05]   Well, let's do Rogan first.[6:47:07]   Let's do Rogan first and then we'll do this.[6:47:09]   I mean, we'll just do the admittance on this one.[6:47:11]   Okay.[6:47:12]   Very good.[6:47:12]   So this was on Joe Rogan.[6:47:14]   It was also a clip that Joe posted on YouTube.[6:47:18]   This is just from last week, I believe.[6:47:21]   37 minutes in, here's Joey Diaz.[6:47:24]   You're not going to believe it.[6:47:25]   Oh, just play the clip.[6:47:26]   Okay, here we go.[6:47:27]   Great.[6:47:29]   When I was on the Xanax,[6:47:30]   it was basically during the pandemic.[6:47:33]   I had 10,000 of those things at the house.[6:47:36]   10,000?[6:47:36]   Because he was sending me 90 a month from 2012[6:47:42]   on automatic monthly.[6:47:43]   I was just taking them.[6:47:46]   They were just going in a closet.[6:47:47]   They were just going in the fuck room.[6:47:48]   When did you take it?[6:47:50]   2012 was when I got it prescribed.[6:47:52]   When I had my little situation at the comedy store[6:47:54]   that we goofed about, that was not good.[6:47:59]   There's no way I should be in a standing walking 10 count.[6:48:03]   That's what that was that night[6:48:04]   when I had to follow Morgan Murphy.[6:48:06]   A standing walking 10 count?[6:48:08]   No, I asked Paulie Shaw.[6:48:10]   I told you this story and we laughed about it.[6:48:13]   But dog, now thinking about it,[6:48:15]   I should have done something.[6:48:17]   I went to the comedy store.[6:48:18]   I'm in the back.[6:48:19]   You weren't there.[6:48:20]   I think you were coming in later.[6:48:22]   Yes, you were coming in later[6:48:24]   because on Saturdays I used to close the original room.[6:48:26]   Uh-huh.[6:48:28]   Talking bullshit with Paulie.[6:48:29]   Everybody's in the back.[6:48:31]   No refill, maybe a joint before I got there.[6:48:33]   You know, Saturday night, just look the girls.[6:48:35]   I get there.[6:48:37]   They say, Joey, you're up next.[6:48:39]   I walk to the thing and as I'm walking,[6:48:42]   I walk up the steps to the original room[6:48:43]   and Morgan's on stage[6:48:45]   and Paulie's standing there laughing at her[6:48:47]   and I walk up and I'm like,[6:48:48]   damn, I don't fucking feel good.[6:48:51]   Like, this is not working.[6:48:53]   I was starting to get anxiety.[6:48:55]   Nope.[6:48:55]   I couldn't breathe.[6:48:56]   I couldn't breathe.[6:48:57]   But I went to look at that window for years[6:49:00]   whenever I had anxiety in the original room,[6:49:02]   I had a window.[6:49:04]   When I'm on stage, I got a window on the right, remember?[6:49:07]   Yeah.[6:49:08]   Look out a window to calm his anxiety.[6:49:11]   Like a baby.[6:49:13]   Okay, this is just a bunch of bull.[6:49:15]   Where does he admit to taking the Xanax[6:49:18]   and all that and the addiction?[6:49:19]   Because he tells this long-winded story here in this clip[6:49:22]   about going to the comedy store,[6:49:23]   having its very first panic attack.[6:49:26]   Go to like 5.55.[6:49:30]   Okay, let's try that.[6:49:31]   And we can always use that other clip there.[6:49:33]   Yeah, now I'm sleeping 11.30 to eight.[6:49:36]   Don't get me wrong.[6:49:38]   Once every two weeks, I have a little hiccup.[6:49:41]   I go upstairs, I think of something.[6:49:43]   I go back down.[6:49:45]   I smoke some pot.[6:49:46]   I read and I go back up and I'm all right.[6:49:48]   But when I was doing comedy, there was no sleep, Joe.[6:49:51]   Do you want me to tell you?[6:49:52]   There's so much here.[6:49:53]   I just need the part where he says,[6:49:55]   I was addicted.[6:49:56]   I was doing 2,000 a day.[6:49:59]   So yes, you can please find that for me.[6:50:00]   I can't go through.[6:50:02]   I remember these stories are very long.[6:50:05]   The car, I pop another one.[6:50:06]   Oh, here we go.[6:50:07]   Yeah, go to like 7.10.[6:50:09]   I need a little nap from five to six.[6:50:10]   Yeah, that was about to happen.[6:50:11]   Okay, great.[6:50:12]   Here.[6:50:13]   That's where I am.[6:50:15]   But when I started popping the Xanax,[6:50:18]   the high point was maybe May of during the pandemic.[6:50:23]   Like I couldn't leave the house without popping the Xanax.[6:50:26]   And then when I get in the car, I pop another one.[6:50:28]   Wow.[6:50:29]   And they would stay in your system.[6:50:30]   Thank God I wasn't drinking.[6:50:32]   And what was that doing for you though?[6:50:33]   Like what's the feeling like?[6:50:34]   Calming me down.[6:50:36]   I can't take sleeping pills[6:50:38]   and I can't take the strong Xanax.[6:50:40]   So I have to take the little footballs.[6:50:42]   But I was taking eight to 10 of those motherfuckers a day.[6:50:45]   Jesus.[6:50:46]   And then when I landed in Jersey, what had happened was,[6:50:49]   you know how you and Tom had that conversation[6:50:52]   about my tolerance?[6:50:53]   Yeah.[6:50:54]   Okay.[6:50:55]   That tolerance, dog, I think as you could tell,[6:50:58]   I think a lot about this shit.[6:50:59]   Yeah.[6:51:00]   You had a conversation with me a couple of years ago[6:51:01]   about your Romero getting punched in the face[6:51:04]   and his eye socket.[6:51:05]   And when he got into the green room[6:51:07]   and when the doctor saw him after the fight,[6:51:10]   his eye socket was healed.[6:51:12]   It was healing.[6:51:13]   Healing.[6:51:14]   Okay.[6:51:15]   I think about what you were talking about,[6:51:16]   my tolerance with the edibles and stuff.[6:51:19]   Now let's get back to early Joe Diaz.[6:51:22]   When I was a child,[6:51:23]   the doctor would have to come to my house[6:51:24]   two days in a row for years.[6:51:28]   They'd have to shoot me a penicillin on Monday[6:51:31]   and then come back on Tuesday and shoot me again[6:51:33]   because I would never take the penicillin.[6:51:36]   You know, I had a lot of problems with my throat as a kid.[6:51:38]   Maybe you could go to like 950.[6:51:41]   Otherwise we could do that Uncle Joey's joint one.[6:51:45]   Cause we got to get through these here.[6:51:46]   I mean, there's a tremendous amount of foot.[6:51:48]   That's why I think his is better.[6:51:49]   Like this one is just him talking.[6:51:50]   Yeah.[6:51:51]   So let's play this and then I'll go to that.[6:51:53]   Two days after I got the Jersey,[6:51:55]   I had something like a weird, mild heart attack.[6:51:58]   My heart didn't stop pounding.[6:52:00]   And that was because the Xanax turned on me.[6:52:04]   I didn't realize that till I went to the knee surgery[6:52:07]   and one of the assistants caught it[6:52:09]   because I couldn't sleep.[6:52:11]   And they tried to give me something to sleep.[6:52:12]   And the chick goes, you're withdrawing.[6:52:18]   Oh, from Benzos.[6:52:19]   She goes, you're withdrawing naturally.[6:52:21]   That's why your heart beats going up.[6:52:23]   That's why you're fucked up.[6:52:24]   That's very dangerous for them.[6:52:26]   She told me you have to flip it.[6:52:27]   So I had to read a journal about this,[6:52:32]   about transitioning.[6:52:34]   You just can't quit.[6:52:35]   You can't quit alcohol and you can't quit Benzos.[6:52:38]   Okay, I got to watch the other clip.[6:52:39]   I mean, we've got to get through this.[6:52:41]   I'm starting to melt down here if you can't tell.[6:52:43]   So I'm decaying this time of the show.[6:52:47]   This is where I start decaying.[6:52:49]   You're great.[6:52:49]   Yeah, I know.[6:52:50]   So give me the latest clips.[6:52:52]   Your uncle Joey's joint.[6:52:54]   All right.[6:52:55]   This podcast is brought to you by Onnit.[6:52:58]   Okay, just give me the best parts.[6:53:00]   40, 25.[6:53:01]   40, 25.[6:53:02]   All right, what's he going to be talking about here?[6:53:06]   Just his state of paranoia that he was in at the time.[6:53:10]   That's worthy of listening to right now?[6:53:14]   Okay.[6:53:15]   I mean, if you-[6:53:16]   Sure.[6:53:17]   I mean, I just really want it.[6:53:18]   All I need, all I need of him is going,[6:53:22]   talking about the addiction that he was on the pills.[6:53:24]   It's really all I need right now.[6:53:26]   Talking about this whole time.[6:53:27]   Here it is.[6:53:28]   Joey Diaz talking about,[6:53:30]   I know, but I feel like these stories were all of like,[6:53:32]   what led to him needing the pills.[6:53:34]   But I just want to hear clear as day,[6:53:37]   how many pills, he was addicted.[6:53:40]   You know, that kind of talk.[6:53:41]   I was just saying that in the last one.[6:53:44]   As I said, I'm decaying.[6:53:46]   That's how I feel.[6:53:47]   That's it for a while.[6:53:48]   Unless something, I feel bad.[6:53:50]   My uncle's pushing the ticket.[6:53:53]   I don't know how much time he's got left,[6:53:55]   but I mean, for that, I'd have to fucking fly out.[6:53:58]   The one thing I liked about the Rogan podcast this week[6:54:03]   that I got to sell my side of the Xanax thing.[6:54:05]   I fucking loved it.[6:54:07]   I'm getting a lot of emails from people about it[6:54:09]   that they didn't know what was going on,[6:54:12]   that they got hooked on them[6:54:13]   and they went through the same thing.[6:54:16]   I'm happy I got to tell that story.[6:54:17]   I'm really happy because it set my life,[6:54:21]   it destroyed my life for two fucking years, guys.[6:54:24]   You know, Rogan was talking about Jordan Peterson.[6:54:27]   Destroyed his life for two years.[6:54:30]   Interesting.[6:54:31]   I don't even think I said[6:54:32]   that it destroyed his life for two years.[6:54:34]   Said he's just addicted, simply addicted.[6:54:37]   Didn't know about the destruction.[6:54:38]   The two, this is way worse than anything I said.[6:54:42]   And now it destroyed him.[6:54:44]   There's a thing, I think it's called echinacea[6:54:47]   that you get after you stop taking those things.[6:54:51]   That is basically the worst feeling[6:54:55]   I've ever had in my fucking life.[6:54:57]   I can't, and it was brought up every time I took a Xanax[6:55:01]   to calm my anxiety, that feeling would start.[6:55:04]   And it's a feeling of uncertainty you can't really grasp.[6:55:08]   Your heart's beating, your stomach is something,[6:55:11]   it's like 20 things that are wrong.[6:55:14]   And I used to live like this.[6:55:16]   Guys, I don't wish this shit on anybody.[6:55:19]   It's like I told Joe.[6:55:20]   It's not that I was doing Xanax to drink[6:55:22]   and jump up and down.[6:55:23]   I really had a really bad condition.[6:55:25]   It was not fucking good.[6:55:27]   And now my anxiety is at,[6:55:30]   if my anxiety was at 120 three years ago,[6:55:34]   my anxiety now is at 5%.[6:55:36]   Wow, that's much lower.[6:55:38]   Let's get that percentage up, please.[6:55:41]   You know what to tell them.[6:55:43]   All right, was there anything more with this[6:55:45]   that we really needed to see?[6:55:45]   There was, but we don't really need it.[6:55:47]   We don't really need to see it.[6:55:48]   Let's take a break.[6:55:49]   I'm sorry, I gotta tell you.[6:55:51]   You gotta follow my lead here.[6:55:52]   Let's take a break.[6:55:53]   We'll be right back on Red Bar.[6:55:55]   We'll see you in a sec.[6:56:00]   Bye.[6:56:30]   The world's gone dark.[6:56:36]   I think I've had enough.[6:56:39]   Had enough of watching eyes.[6:56:43]   I think I've said enough.[6:56:46]   Said enough to make you cry.[6:56:50]   I think I've had enough.[6:56:53]   Had enough of watching eyes.[6:56:58]   I think I've said enough.[6:57:00]   Said enough to make you cry.[6:57:10]   Each of you could tumble down mountains[6:57:16]   made of truth of me.[6:57:20]   The world's gone dark.[6:57:22]   I think I've had enough.[6:57:28]   Had enough of watching eyes.[6:57:32]   I think I've said enough.[6:57:35]   Said enough to make you cry.[6:57:39]   I think I've had enough.[6:57:42]   Had enough of watching eyes.[6:57:46]   I think I've said enough.[6:57:50]   Had enough to make you cry.[6:57:53]   I think I've had enough.[6:58:00]   I think I've had enough.[6:58:07]   I think I've had enough.[6:58:14]   I think I've had enough.[6:58:20]   I think I've had enough.[6:58:27]   I think I've had enough.[6:58:43]   Thank you.[6:58:44]   I'm very drunk.[6:58:45]   Thank you.[6:58:47]   Very, very drunk.[6:58:49]   Get it?[6:58:50]   Drunk.[6:58:51]   Thank you for tuning in.[6:58:54]   Sock of an oldie but a goodie.[6:58:59]   Why don't we all strap bombs to our chests[6:59:04]   and ride our bike to the next G7 picnic?[6:59:11]   Seems easier with every clock tick[6:59:17]   but whose will would that represent?[6:59:20]   Mine, yours, the rank and file are better yet.[6:59:27]   The government.[6:59:31]   But I don't want to catalyze, synthesize[6:59:37]   the second final solution.[6:59:44]   I don't want to be the Dave Smith of the revolution.[6:59:48]   Here's an analogy where the Oilers,[6:59:52]   the World Bank, the Flames.[6:59:56]   Two minutes remain in the seventh game[7:00:00]   of the best of seven series.[7:00:05]   Jesus saves, Gretzky scores.[7:00:11]   The workers slave, the rich get more.[7:00:20]   One wrong move, we miss the cup.[7:00:28]   Play the man, not the puck.[7:00:37]   Thank you.[7:00:41]   John Dees, everybody.[7:00:45]   John Dees.[7:00:53]   Let's see what I did.[7:00:55]   Come here.[7:01:09]   Why don't we plant a mechanic virus[7:01:14]   and erase the memory of machines[7:01:18]   and maintain this capitalist dynasty?[7:01:25]   Yes, I recognize the irony.[7:01:32]   The system I oppose affords me the luxury[7:01:40]   of biting the hand that feeds.[7:01:44]   That's exactly why privileged fucks like me[7:01:52]   should feel obliged to whine and kick and scream[7:01:59]   until everyone has everything they need.[7:02:05]   Thank you, good night.[7:02:22]   Thank you.[7:02:52]   Thank you.[7:03:22]   Thank you.