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episode: RED BAR RADIO S20 E30

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[0:00:00]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:30]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:35]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:40]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:45]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:50]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:55]   And now you're under my control![0:00:58]   I'm done![0:01:02]   Mike, it's your day[0:01:05]   He brings you the world[0:01:07]   The stars and the songs[0:01:09]   Mike, it's your day[0:01:13]   He does what you like[0:01:15]   To take you along[0:01:17]   Mike, it's your day[0:01:23]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:01:27]   Nasmah! Welcome![0:01:30]   Welcome to Redbar, man![0:01:32]   Happy 420![0:01:34]   How you doing, Jules?[0:01:36]   Hey.[0:01:37]   We also have Jules in the house.[0:01:38]   What's up, what's up?[0:01:39]   Jules in the house.[0:01:40]   We got anything in the background there?[0:01:42]   This is going to be a very difficult podcast to do.[0:01:44]   It's coming up.[0:01:45]   We're just waiting for some background music[0:01:47]   that I discussed that I wanted here[0:01:49]   for the beginning of the show.[0:01:50]   Welcome to Redbar, everybody.[0:01:52]   Hey, did you hear our last episode?[0:01:54]   It was a Scars Club episode.[0:01:56]   It was amazing.[0:01:58]   Just like all of our previous episodes,[0:02:01]   that one was good.[0:02:03]   Make sure to join Scars Club today[0:02:05]   at redbarradio.net slash Scars Club.[0:02:08]   Welcome![0:02:09]   Come on![0:02:10]   Welcome![0:02:11]   It's 420.[0:02:12]   You know who else is celebrating 420?[0:02:14]   Everybody.[0:02:15]   So I'm a little bummed out about that.[0:02:18]   I tuned into YouTube this morning.[0:02:20]   Melton's doing a 420 show.[0:02:22]   The Church of What's Happening Now[0:02:24]   is doing a 420 show.[0:02:26]   Ethan J. Klein did a 420 show yesterday.[0:02:31]   So very embarrassing to say[0:02:34]   that today's episode will be a 420 show![0:02:38]   We smoked them all![0:02:40]   We smoked them![0:02:43]   Look at all this cool stuff we got at the dispensary.[0:02:47]   Look at this.[0:02:49]   Look at this.[0:02:50]   You can show them.[0:02:51]   Is that weed?[0:02:52]   Real weed.[0:02:53]   No pre-rolls today.[0:02:55]   Look at all this real stuff here.[0:03:01]   Kivas, Rick Glassman's favorite.[0:03:05]   This is a big, big, big show today.[0:03:09]   Welcome.[0:03:10]   How you doing?[0:03:13]   We're also going to be announcing the winners[0:03:15]   of those two terrible contests[0:03:17]   that we held last week.[0:03:20]   I don't even want to hear any more about these contests.[0:03:22]   I'm very unhappy with who won.[0:03:25]   And I'm very unhappy with the submissions.[0:03:28]   You know, it was so funny.[0:03:30]   We had...[0:03:31]   Oh, that's nice.[0:03:32]   We had a couple guys that didn't get picked.[0:03:36]   You know, we had like 250 submissions[0:03:38]   to this red bar sticker contest, okay?[0:03:41]   Create the red bars watching sticker contest.[0:03:44]   And, you know, the idea was,[0:03:46]   hey, let's see who's good at art out of our audience.[0:03:50]   Maybe we could find somebody.[0:03:52]   You want to kill that for me?[0:03:54]   Let's see if we could find somebody[0:03:56]   maybe who will, you know, be really good at art.[0:03:59]   We could maybe use them for some projects down the line.[0:04:02]   We didn't find anyone.[0:04:04]   250 gnarly.[0:04:08]   That's not true.[0:04:09]   Well, I'll say maybe there's three people[0:04:12]   that I'd maybe call if my hands broke or something[0:04:15]   and I couldn't do anything.[0:04:17]   So, but here's the funny part.[0:04:19]   We had like 250 submissions.[0:04:21]   We narrowed it down to 21 of the most legible,[0:04:26]   you know, pieces of art.[0:04:28]   And we had guys.[0:04:32]   I couldn't believe this.[0:04:33]   We had guys complaining that they didn't make the top 21.[0:04:38]   And they would actually go in our Facebook group[0:04:41]   at redbarradio.net slash BBG,[0:04:45]   and they would post what they submitted that didn't make it.[0:04:50]   I can't even show you because it's so bad.[0:04:52]   I might've even removed some of those posts.[0:04:54]   I was so humiliated,[0:04:56]   but it would be like a clip art of like some stock sunglasses,[0:05:00]   not my sunglasses, clip art of sunglasses,[0:05:03]   red bars watching and whatever font came up on the list first.[0:05:07]   I can't believe I didn't make it.[0:05:09]   You know, mine's pretty good.[0:05:10]   Are you psycho, Michael?[0:05:12]   I think it's kind of nice that everyone is so excited about the contest.[0:05:16]   I feel bad, but it is one of my biggest regrets probably in life.[0:05:20]   Big regret.[0:05:21]   And you want to see even a bigger regret.[0:05:23]   Watch this.[0:05:27]   That's the money that we're giving away.[0:05:32]   This is $2,000 cashola.[0:05:37]   This is real.[0:05:39]   This is not fake money.[0:05:42]   I went to the bank yesterday and said,[0:05:44]   Two thousand and ones, please.[0:05:47]   Because if I got to give away $2,000 cash for those submissions,[0:05:53]   I'm going to make sure that they get singles.[0:05:58]   It was very fun.[0:06:00]   I mean, look at all this money, huh?[0:06:02]   Isn't that cool?[0:06:03]   I want to see what that looks like on camera.[0:06:05]   It's a nice.[0:06:06]   This is real cashola.[0:06:10]   So let's announce the winner now.[0:06:13]   We're giving away $2,000.[0:06:17]   You're not going to believe who won because I didn't even look to see who the winner was until this morning,[0:06:22]   like 10 minutes ago.[0:06:24]   That's why I'm so aggravated.[0:06:26]   So what we're going to do and you're going to get this mailed.[0:06:30]   So I hope I hope it makes it through the mail.[0:06:33]   I think that the one that won is at least it's like a sticker shape.[0:06:38]   At least it's a sticker shape.[0:06:41]   Yeah, it's a square sticker.[0:06:43]   I don't mind the one that won.[0:06:45]   It's fine.[0:06:46]   It wasn't my favorite.[0:06:47]   But it's funny how when you're picking stuff for that, I was like,[0:06:51]   Oh, these extras are just kind of to add pad out the 20 so that there's some different variety for people to vote on.[0:06:59]   Never for a second did I think that anyone would vote for the one that I didn't think was like I thought the winner was.[0:07:04]   We thought people would be normal.[0:07:06]   We thought they wouldn't act like complete reads, but they didn't.[0:07:10]   They voted in.[0:07:11]   We all have different tastes.[0:07:13]   Well, their taste.[0:07:14]   I'm telling you, they don't count.[0:07:16]   Those tastes don't count.[0:07:17]   And you got to learn from this, too.[0:07:19]   This isn't like a matter of opinion.[0:07:21]   We're right.[0:07:23]   And wait till you see the winner today.[0:07:26]   These stickers will not be printed.[0:07:28]   OK, we're going to give you the cash, but your stickers will not be printed and the light new song will not be used either.[0:07:37]   I don't even know who won that.[0:07:38]   I haven't even listened to that.[0:07:39]   So I'm dying to hear this.[0:07:41]   You know, there are better ways to spend this money, such as giving it to our chef.[0:07:45]   You know, we got 100 people working for us in there.[0:07:48]   I mean, they're going crazy around the clock.[0:07:50]   I barely barely pay them a dime.[0:07:52]   So, OK, let's do this.[0:07:53]   Let's do a quick rise and I'll show you the winner of this contest here today.[0:07:57]   Here we go.[0:08:00]   Rise.[0:08:02]   We got to show them the winner.[0:08:06]   Oh, yeah, now the money looks cool on this table.[0:08:09]   Big stack of money.[0:08:12]   This almost went all out the sunroof, too, this morning while driving in.[0:08:16]   I was wrapping these myself while barreling down the highway.[0:08:22]   All right, that's a beautiful rise.[0:08:23]   Look at that.[0:08:24]   Welcome to red bar.[0:08:26]   Today is going to be very fun.[0:08:28]   Maybe I should have my first drink before we announced the winner.[0:08:31]   Would you guys like to have a little sip with me?[0:08:34]   It sounds like a nice idea.[0:08:35]   This should be really cool.[0:08:36]   Do we have anything nice for a drinking strike today?[0:08:39]   I didn't even think of that because we got so many surprises for you guys today on this beautiful 420.[0:08:45]   I saw a lot of people saying, you know, they showed Joey Diaz was celebrating 420 today and they kind of got out and they said, come on, grow up.[0:08:54]   Don't be a child.[0:08:55]   It's just weed.[0:08:56]   I don't think so.[0:08:57]   I think that weed is really cool as well.[0:09:00]   I like to talk about it a lot, too.[0:09:02]   When I go out, I tell everyone, I go, do you smoke?[0:09:05]   Do you smoke the Chief?[0:09:07]   Do you do any of this, Chiva?[0:09:08]   Do you smoke Indica?[0:09:10]   I do.[0:09:11]   And I just love Indica.[0:09:12]   I love Chiefing.[0:09:13]   So we're going to Chief today.[0:09:14]   We're not making fun of weed.[0:09:16]   I like all these children's toys.[0:09:19]   Did you see this pipe somebody made me?[0:09:20]   Here, cut to the close up.[0:09:22]   Maybe one of our valued listeners made that for us.[0:09:26]   Exactly.[0:09:27]   Who do you think I mean by somebody?[0:09:28]   Some guy on the street?[0:09:29]   I think his name was Ian, if I remember correctly.[0:09:31]   Ian Kingsbury made this for us.[0:09:33]   Look at this beautiful pipe.[0:09:34]   I'm not going to be using this today, but I just thought I'd bring it out as a little block.[0:09:38]   I use it a lot, as you can see.[0:09:39]   It's dirty.[0:09:40]   Which one should we start with today?[0:09:42]   What did you say the easy ones were here?[0:09:44]   The ones in the, those are like more chill.[0:09:46]   These are more chill.[0:09:47]   These are some nice nugs.[0:09:48]   Let's check out a nug here.[0:09:50]   Okay.[0:09:51]   Okay.[0:09:52]   These are nuggets of weed.[0:09:53]   I like smoking weed, man.[0:09:54]   It makes me very lazy.[0:09:57]   I like to do nearly nothing with my life on weed.[0:10:01]   Look at this.[0:10:02]   Isn't this beautiful?[0:10:03]   Do you see this?[0:10:04]   Look at that.[0:10:05]   That's nice.[0:10:06]   See, we've been smoking pre-rolls for so long.[0:10:11]   Julian.[0:10:14]   Jumping Julian Perez over there on the microphone.[0:10:18]   Hey.[0:10:19]   Let's do a drinking song.[0:10:20]   You got one picked out for me here?[0:10:23]   Oh, yes.[0:10:24]   Okay.[0:10:25]   Get it on there.[0:10:26]   Yeah.[0:10:27]   Okay.[0:10:28]   We're going to get a nice drinking song.[0:10:30]   Drink along with me.[0:10:31]   We're going to do two at the top here.[0:10:35]   And then we're going to smoke us some weed.[0:10:38]   And wait till you hear what we got going on today.[0:10:40]   All your favorites today.[0:10:41]   Plus more.[0:10:46]   Dave Lando, my favorite comedian.[0:10:48]   You know, he's a working comic.[0:10:50]   He's a real comedian.[0:10:51]   Dave Lando, the old co-host of the Anthony Kumiya show.[0:10:57]   And the old co-host of the Steven Crowder show.[0:11:00]   Louder with Crowder tells all.[0:11:03]   This Morning with Michael Malice.[0:11:05]   We're going to have those today.[0:11:07]   You're going to love this.[0:11:08]   Steven Crowder.[0:11:09]   Everything we ever predicted.[0:11:12]   He was.[0:11:14]   Here we go.[0:11:15]   Our first drink.[0:11:16]   This is a biggie.[0:11:17]   Have one with me.[0:11:18]   Welcome to Red Bar.[0:11:19]   We're going to spend the next eight hours together.[0:11:24]   Oh, he's changing.[0:11:28]   I'm morphing.[0:11:30]   You guys like my sweatshirt?[0:11:32]   I got it at Trisha Paytas dot net.[0:11:38]   You like this?[0:11:39]   Look at this.[0:11:40]   What does it say?[0:11:41]   Moses is my homeboy.[0:11:42]   Moses is Trisha Paytas' wife.[0:11:45]   Also, Hila Klein's brother from Israel.[0:11:50]   He married Trisha Paytas.[0:11:51]   They have a baby together.[0:11:53]   He finally came out with his own merch.[0:11:55]   This arrived today.[0:11:56]   Do people like it?[0:11:58]   Cheers, everybody, to a wonderful Red Bar, OK?[0:12:05]   I got a haircut, too.[0:12:07]   You see my haircut?[0:12:08]   Does anyone like my haircut?[0:12:09]   Show them from the side, Jules.[0:12:11]   Look at that.[0:12:12]   You like that?[0:12:13]   It's a little more hip.[0:12:14]   I found a new barber.[0:12:16]   I love this barber.[0:12:18]   You've never heard me say that I like a barber.[0:12:22]   It's a woman, a lesbian woman.[0:12:24]   And boy, is she cool.[0:12:27]   She's been doing this forever, Jules.[0:12:29]   The second I got in that chair, I could tell by the placement of her hands.[0:12:34]   She knew exactly what she was doing.[0:12:36]   She could do this with her eyes closed.[0:12:38]   In fact, she did.[0:12:39]   She was, half the time, she was filling a cooler with liquid death while she was doing my haircut.[0:12:46]   Did she give you a little neck massage?[0:12:49]   No, there was no neck massage.[0:12:51]   But I was going to this salon for a long time and I had a young girl cut my hair.[0:12:58]   A young girl cut my hair.[0:13:00]   And I'll tell you something.[0:13:01]   What I realized, you know, now that I'm so old, I'm one of the oldest people out there now.[0:13:07]   I don't want my barber to be younger than me.[0:13:11]   I don't like that.[0:13:13]   I've never really been in that position.[0:13:14]   All my life, they've been older than me.[0:13:16]   Because I was so young.[0:13:18]   Like season 19, I was young.[0:13:20]   Now I'm old.[0:13:21]   People can't believe it.[0:13:23]   You know, you look at a show from one and a half years ago, I was very young.[0:13:27]   You look at a show now, I'm very old.[0:13:30]   So this barber is at least one year older than me.[0:13:34]   She has to be because she's been doing this for so long.[0:13:36]   She was so fast.[0:13:38]   You know how long this haircut took?[0:13:39]   20 minutes![0:13:41]   20 minutes versus an hour and 40 minutes in the other chair.[0:13:46]   At that last place, I would sit there.[0:13:48]   I was going crazy.[0:13:50]   I was falling asleep.[0:13:51]   And I can't use my phone because it's all pornography.[0:13:54]   So 20 minute haircut.[0:13:57]   I found my barber.[0:13:58]   I'm going to be going back every three weeks this time.[0:14:00]   Yeah, I've never done that.[0:14:02]   You know, my whole life has been, let's get a haircut.[0:14:05]   I'll be back in two months.[0:14:06]   And then it's six months later.[0:14:08]   So I'm very, very happy.[0:14:10]   I've got my new sweatshirt.[0:14:11]   I've got my new, very cool haircut.[0:14:14]   And I said to her, I go, this is what my hair normally looks like.[0:14:17]   Can you hip it up a little bit?[0:14:19]   Can you make it a little cool?[0:14:20]   And she did.[0:14:21]   She went like that.[0:14:23]   Yeah.[0:14:24]   It does look much more hip.[0:14:25]   It's a little hip.[0:14:26]   I could even go a little bit hipper than this next time.[0:14:29]   But you know what?[0:14:30]   Some of these right wingers, they see this haircut.[0:14:32]   You know what they call it?[0:14:34]   A hipster haircut.[0:14:37]   They still think like anyone who's not like a Walmart guy is like a hipster.[0:14:43]   OK.[0:14:44]   Well, maybe I am hip.[0:14:46]   All right.[0:14:47]   Let's show you the winner of this contest for all this cash.[0:14:51]   Cut to the TV shot again.[0:14:52]   That was a good way to see all the cash.[0:14:54]   Two thousand dollars cash.[0:14:56]   We're going to give one thousand dollars to the winner of the sticker contest.[0:15:00]   And one thousand dollars to the winner of the light news theme song contest.[0:15:05]   I really didn't like I'll tell you this.[0:15:07]   I didn't like the arguing that I saw on the last show.[0:15:12]   I heard, you know, I barely look over at the chat during the show out of fear.[0:15:17]   But Jules was telling me a lot of you guys were arguing about the imagery on the winners.[0:15:22]   And I couldn't believe it.[0:15:23]   I don't want to see that at Red Bar.[0:15:25]   We do not fight.[0:15:27]   We all get along.[0:15:28]   I miss that this contest was stupid.[0:15:31]   They're getting the money.[0:15:32]   Yeah.[0:15:33]   This contest discuss it again.[0:15:34]   Every contest we hold is retarded.[0:15:38]   You understand?[0:15:39]   I've never held a contest.[0:15:41]   It makes any sense.[0:15:42]   I just lose money.[0:15:43]   I get nothing out of it.[0:15:45]   I might print ten thousand a stickers just to waste a little bit more money and then throw them all in the trash.[0:15:53]   I also might let me show you what I also might do here today.[0:15:56]   For the winner, because I'm very mad at the winner.[0:15:59]   And if you accept this money, you know, you're going to accept the money.[0:16:02]   I don't want to bully you out of them.[0:16:04]   But I I am on the fence here.[0:16:14]   I could either pick a winner or would it be funnier to douse the two thousand dollars cash I have right here and set it aflame?[0:16:28]   Covered up there.[0:16:30]   Set it aflame.[0:16:31]   What do you guys say?[0:16:32]   Give it to the winner or set it aflame?[0:16:34]   I think you should give it to the winner.[0:16:35]   Don't do this.[0:16:38]   Don't come out today.[0:16:39]   I got a whole new clip on there.[0:16:40]   This should be good.[0:16:41]   OK.[0:16:42]   I'm not going to set it aflame.[0:16:43]   That was just to scare the winners.[0:16:45]   Believe me.[0:16:46]   Because the guys who they already probably know they're winning because they've been looking at the poll.[0:16:50]   Yeah, of course.[0:16:51]   I forgot about that.[0:16:52]   This is like Christmas.[0:16:53]   I mean, this is a lot of money.[0:16:54]   This is more money than I've ever received.[0:16:57]   This is our life saving.[0:16:59]   I want people to know this.[0:17:00]   This is all the money Jules and I have left to take this from us.[0:17:06]   It means a few things.[0:17:07]   We will no longer be able to pay our staff.[0:17:10]   We will no longer to be able to pay our mortgage.[0:17:13]   We will no longer to be able to pay to have this show running.[0:17:17]   So this is it.[0:17:18]   You wanted to win.[0:17:19]   Now I can't afford to do the show and I can't afford to get the food that I need for my family.[0:17:24]   So think about all this.[0:17:26]   Now you're going to get the money I've even got.[0:17:28]   Oh, you know what?[0:17:29]   I think I left the envelopes in the other room because I'm mailing this to you.[0:17:33]   By the way, I am mailing this to you with zero insurance.[0:17:37]   We're not doing PayPal.[0:17:39]   I'm not returning this to the bank and saying, sorry, it was a mistake.[0:17:43]   This is going in an envelope today.[0:17:45]   I'm writing your name with my eyes closed, backwards E's and shit.[0:17:50]   I might leave some up and then I'm taking a manila envelope with one of those clips.[0:17:55]   I'm not even sealing this.[0:17:57]   I'm clipping it with one of those metal brads and then I'm throwing it in the mail.[0:18:02]   I hope one stamp is enough.[0:18:04]   I hope one stamp is enough.[0:18:07]   And I hope I put it in a mailbox and not one of those salvation army boxes by accident.[0:18:13]   So there's a lot for you to worry about, but thank you so much for working on the art.[0:18:19]   Here's another thing.[0:18:20]   I got to bash you guys for the art.[0:18:23]   Don't get mad at me.[0:18:24]   Don't take it personally.[0:18:25]   Okay.[0:18:26]   You know, I can't, you know, you guys know me, you love red bar for the specific reasons.[0:18:34]   And me pretending to like your shitty art is not one of those.[0:18:38]   So you got to be cool.[0:18:39]   You got to learn from it.[0:18:40]   That's what I'm here for.[0:18:41]   And I love it all.[0:18:43]   You got to learn from this.[0:18:44]   When I tell you this art was terrible and most of the submissions were terrible.[0:18:49]   You must believe don't go.[0:18:51]   Oh, he does.[0:18:52]   He knows.[0:18:53]   He knows and learn from it.[0:18:56]   Go.[0:18:57]   I shouldn't even have submitted this.[0:18:59]   What was I thinking?[0:19:01]   You know, when we launched this contest, I'll give you a little hint here.[0:19:04]   I meant it for actual art.[0:19:07]   Like people who do art to do it, not just take a stab at it.[0:19:11]   You know, open your computer, download a Photoshop and have at it for the first time.[0:19:16]   That's not what I meant.[0:19:17]   Real artists are too busy with actual work.[0:19:19]   I didn't think they would be that busy.[0:19:21]   I thought they would love this.[0:19:22]   I thought I was going to find.[0:19:24]   I thought I was going to be buried in art and have merch designs for the next two years.[0:19:29]   But I got nothing.[0:19:31]   I'm empty handed.[0:19:32]   You want to see the winner of this show?[0:19:34]   Hell yeah.[0:19:35]   But yes.[0:19:36]   Please do not get mad.[0:19:37]   We're just kidding.[0:19:38]   And I'm serious.[0:19:39]   I love a lot of them.[0:19:41]   I might even be contacting you.[0:19:42]   Oh, I love the art so much.[0:19:44]   Yes.[0:19:45]   I might change the main logo to this sticker.[0:19:48]   Let's do the light news contest first.[0:19:50]   OK, let's just announce the winner and then put this money away.[0:19:54]   Please.[0:19:55]   Can we just after today's episode is over, can we never talk about this contest again?[0:19:59]   I never wanted to talk about the contest on the show, even while it was happening.[0:20:03]   All right, let's see the contest.[0:20:05]   Winters.[0:20:06]   I've got this in Apple Music.[0:20:08]   Let's hear the light news theme song here.[0:20:11]   Let's kill this Sportify.[0:20:13]   All right, here we go.[0:20:14]   This is the winner of the light news.[0:20:16]   Now, I have not heard this.[0:20:19]   Except for last week.[0:20:20]   The winner is Alex Gutierrez.[0:20:22]   Axel.[0:20:23]   Axel Gutierrez.[0:20:24]   OK.[0:20:25]   Sorry.[0:20:26]   And I mean, well, yeah, why would it be?[0:20:30]   Oh, yes, I might be dyslexic.[0:20:35]   Really, I'm not very.[0:20:39]   Not very.[0:20:40]   If you're Axel, you can be Alex.[0:20:42]   OK, let's see.[0:20:43]   This is his light news theme song.[0:20:46]   This is the winner and this is going right in the recycling bin after this.[0:20:55]   OK, I remember this one.[0:20:57]   I like this one.[0:21:14]   He gets this for that.[0:21:20]   I got to do a recount here.[0:21:26]   It's everywhere.[0:21:30]   It makes sense now.[0:21:31]   That is very good.[0:21:32]   Awesome song.[0:21:33]   I love it so much.[0:21:34]   One, two, three, four.[0:21:36]   How many hundreds are in a thousand?[0:21:39]   One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.[0:21:47]   He gets this for that red bar where everybody can have their dreams come true.[0:21:54]   Isn't this nice?[0:21:55]   Congratulations, Axel.[0:22:01]   I don't know, but it rules.[0:22:04]   Remember when we were playing the song from that show Shrinking last week?[0:22:07]   Did anybody understand?[0:22:08]   We were playing that as a joke.[0:22:11]   This song rules.[0:22:12]   What is this?[0:22:13]   Oh, it's Aerosmith.[0:22:15]   Cool.[0:22:16]   All right, should we see the winner of the sticker contest now?[0:22:18]   Let's check this guy out.[0:22:20]   The winner.[0:22:22]   Oh, my God.[0:22:23]   I can't even believe I'm putting this on my screen.[0:22:25]   OK, you can cut to the other screen now.[0:22:28]   And there he is.[0:22:30]   This is Krezmir Puric.[0:22:33]   Congratulations.[0:22:35]   You get all this money.[0:22:40]   So this is the one.[0:22:41]   It just says red bars watching.[0:22:43]   I actually kind of like this one.[0:22:46]   Did people know?[0:22:47]   Here's what I got to know, because did people fake vote in the worst one[0:22:52]   so that they needed to see me give away one?[0:22:55]   You don't.[0:22:56]   Out of the twenty one we picked, you don't think this is the worst?[0:22:58]   It kind of goes with the colors.[0:22:59]   It says red bars watching right there in the open.[0:23:02]   Yeah, it's got kind of a little you on it that the guy.[0:23:05]   I think this one's good.[0:23:06]   Oh, OK.[0:23:09]   It's the worst one they could have won.[0:23:11]   There was another one that was in first place for a while that I was.[0:23:14]   No offense.[0:23:15]   Pretty worried.[0:23:16]   People don't know you want to show.[0:23:17]   You know which one I like the most.[0:23:18]   I don't know if I have it here.[0:23:19]   Tony, Tony, where we simply you know, that's more my vibe.[0:23:24]   Do you have?[0:23:25]   I'll show you the one I like the most.[0:23:26]   You're not going to believe it.[0:23:27]   And you can bring up what the results were.[0:23:31]   Here we go.[0:23:32]   I'll show you what I like the most in this one.[0:23:34]   You're probably going to what's what?[0:23:37]   Here we go.[0:23:39]   Let's find them.[0:23:41]   Give me a sec here.[0:23:42]   Yeah, this is the one I like the most.[0:23:44]   Will it?[0:23:45]   Oh, here.[0:23:46]   I'm going to have to do a zoom in.[0:23:48]   There it is.[0:23:49]   This is the one I like the most.[0:23:51]   I love that.[0:23:52]   That's more my style.[0:23:54]   Red bars watching.[0:23:55]   That would look nice somewhere.[0:23:58]   And that's what I would have chosen.[0:24:00]   Maybe this guy will get a job with us.[0:24:02]   Maybe he didn't get the thousand.[0:24:03]   Wait, can I say which one I liked best?[0:24:05]   Oh, sure.[0:24:06]   Yeah.[0:24:07]   Yeah.[0:24:08]   Go ahead.[0:24:09]   I feel like obviously Miles McGrady was the best.[0:24:11]   Okay.[0:24:12]   Which one is his?[0:24:13]   I thought.[0:24:14]   Keep going.[0:24:15]   Tell me when to stop.[0:24:16]   That orange and yellow one.[0:24:17]   Orange.[0:24:18]   Oh, this.[0:24:19]   Yes, of course.[0:24:20]   This is one of our favorites as well.[0:24:21]   That's the best.[0:24:22]   When making this poll, I thought there's no way anyone else could beat this one.[0:24:26]   And I thought that he was a shoe-in.[0:24:28]   That's what I thought.[0:24:29]   It's a photo of some man looking into a microscope and then there's a little comedian on stage.[0:24:36]   But the art style is very cool.[0:24:39]   Okay.[0:24:41]   Those are our favorites.[0:24:42]   But you know what?[0:24:43]   The finalists are all going to go home with something today.[0:24:45]   You're going to get a red bar gift card to the store.[0:24:48]   Three bucks.[0:24:49]   Wow.[0:24:50]   Yeah.[0:24:51]   Yeah.[0:24:52]   So here is the winner again.[0:24:53]   And this is.[0:24:54]   Listen to this guy's name.[0:24:55]   Krasimir Piric.[0:24:57]   Not even an American person is winning all this American money.[0:25:01]   Maybe I should get this.[0:25:03]   Whatever your native heritage is.[0:25:06]   Maybe I should get it transferred to that.[0:25:09]   So everyone in the chat is going, Miles should have won.[0:25:11]   Well, where were you?[0:25:12]   Where were you to vote?[0:25:13]   So I think what happened.[0:25:15]   This is what I think would happen is people tried to vote in a bad one to screw us.[0:25:22]   So.[0:25:23]   What were the results of the poll?[0:25:24]   Like how much did this one win based?[0:25:27]   I don't know.[0:25:28]   Let's just move on.[0:25:29]   We got a big show today.[0:25:30]   Congratulations.[0:25:31]   Krasimir Piric changed the name.[0:25:34]   Changed the name.[0:25:35]   It's no good.[0:25:36]   And there it is.[0:25:37]   Red bar is watching a slogan I don't even like anymore.[0:25:40]   Thank you so much.[0:25:43]   Very nice.[0:25:44]   Let's go do something else.[0:25:46]   Thank you for watching here.[0:25:50]   Are these falling apart?[0:25:52]   Look at this money, money, money, money.[0:25:55]   Whoa.[0:25:57]   Money.[0:25:58]   Look at all that money on the floor.[0:26:01]   Be careful.[0:26:02]   It's very fun.[0:26:03]   Oh, yeah.[0:26:04]   I don't want to knock on that thing.[0:26:05]   Welcome to Red Bar, everybody.[0:26:06]   Big, big, big, big, big show today.[0:26:09]   So much fun stuff on the show notes.[0:26:11]   I feel like I want to do one more drink with everybody today.[0:26:16]   Can you get something funny on there for me?[0:26:18]   A nice song?[0:26:19]   We'll take a smokey shmi as well.[0:26:22]   Do a little bongo hit.[0:26:25]   Why don't you get me some of that?[0:26:26]   The Aerosmith is playing off your iTunes.[0:26:28]   Yeah, that's right.[0:26:29]   Here we go.[0:26:30]   We'll kill that.[0:26:31]   And why don't you guys do some shmi with me?[0:26:36]   What one is this?[0:26:37]   Let's see.[0:26:38]   Can never read.[0:26:39]   Blue dream.[0:26:40]   Blue dream for our first hit on 4-20.[0:26:45]   You know, everybody likes to go,[0:26:46]   oh, it's Hillary's birthday and all this crap.[0:26:49]   Just smoke the weed and shut up.[0:26:51]   You're lucky that there's a holiday for drugs at all,[0:26:54]   which is crazy.[0:26:56]   There should be a holiday for every drug.[0:27:00]   At her all day, where everybody jacks off to infinity.[0:27:06]   Oh, I like this song.[0:27:11]   This is big.[0:27:12]   I like to smoke so much weed.[0:27:14]   Let's smoke some weed at the beginning of the show.[0:27:17]   I'm going to grind some up here.[0:27:19]   I'll show you how to do it because a lot of our listeners are kids.[0:27:26]   Any rumors or gossip while we do this?[0:27:29]   Any big rumors out there in the chat room?[0:27:33]   In the chat, quickly type your favorite rumor.[0:27:35]   Yeah, what's your favorite piece of gossip from this week?[0:27:38]   Your favorite remore?[0:27:40]   Let's hear it.[0:27:42]   I'd love to know.[0:27:43]   I'm going to grind this up really quick.[0:27:45]   I guess I can talk while I do it.[0:27:47]   You know, I saw Anthony Kumiya playing Call of Duddy[0:27:51]   and he's talking up a stream.[0:27:53]   He's playing the game and he's talking.[0:27:55]   I don't know how people do two things at once like that.[0:27:58]   I can't.[0:27:59]   If I'm doing something else,[0:28:01]   I cannot think of a thing to say.[0:28:03]   So very cool.[0:28:06]   And shout outs to all the Twitch streamers for being so talented.[0:28:10]   That's a very cool thing.[0:28:11]   I think playing video games on streaming on Twitch is so cool.[0:28:17]   And I just wish I was doing that one day.[0:28:20]   Not.[0:28:21]   I hate games.[0:28:24]   Let's pack up this bowl and take our first hit.[0:28:28]   And if you've never smoked weed before.[0:28:31]   Wow.[0:28:32]   Is this stuff wild?[0:28:34]   OK.[0:28:35]   People are saying Anissa removed her tits due to autism.[0:28:40]   Did she?[0:28:41]   She did not remove her tits.[0:28:42]   These are just rumors.[0:28:43]   Anissa de Grisi, iDubbbz's girlfriend Anissa.[0:28:46]   Big story about her coming up today.[0:28:48]   They're saying Mark Norman admitted to looting a Walmart.[0:28:52]   Is that true?[0:28:54]   Write all these down because I want to go back to those.[0:28:56]   Yes.[0:28:57]   We're going to be talking about all your favorites today.[0:28:59]   Let's take our first chief.[0:29:01]   Here we go, guys.[0:29:13]   Yeah, now we're cooking.[0:29:16]   Patrick Melton once saw me using his bong.[0:29:19]   He was making fun of it.[0:29:20]   He was calling it a girly bong.[0:29:23]   Do you guys think this is a girly bong?[0:29:27]   There you go.[0:29:34]   That should get us cooking for today.[0:29:37]   Happy four.[0:29:38]   Welcome to Redbark.[0:29:40]   Guys, make sure you join the Scars Club.[0:29:42]   OK, I know this is a free episode for everybody today.[0:29:46]   Make sure you join the Scars Club.[0:29:47]   You know, I saw it's very unfair.[0:29:52]   There's these like what it says.[0:29:55]   Are you garbage?[0:29:57]   Are you garbage?[0:29:58]   Did you see how many people subscribe to their Patreon?[0:30:01]   You know, that's completely unfair.[0:30:04]   You know, we need to catch up to our you garbage.[0:30:07]   So please join the Scars Club.[0:30:08]   Do the right thing.[0:30:10]   Support the right show.[0:30:12]   Put the right man in power.[0:30:14]   OK, I don't know where to start today.[0:30:16]   I guess I'm going to start with one of my favorite stories[0:30:19]   that actually happened this morning.[0:30:21]   And that is this is actually funnier than you think.[0:30:24]   Twitter removing everyone's blue checkmark.[0:30:29]   Yes.[0:30:32]   Most everybody that we cover on the show are main fools.[0:30:35]   They love Twitter.[0:30:37]   Josh Denny, of course.[0:30:39]   Anthony Krumia.[0:30:40]   All your favorites.[0:30:41]   They love Twitter.[0:30:43]   And this morning,[0:30:45]   Elon pulled the verified checkmark,[0:30:49]   the legacy checkmark.[0:30:51]   So the only people that have blue checks[0:30:53]   now on Twitter are the ones who paid.[0:30:56]   Is it eight bucks a month?[0:30:58]   Eight bucks a month.[0:30:59]   Yes.[0:31:00]   The only people who have checkmarks now[0:31:02]   are the ones who paid eight bucks a month.[0:31:04]   So we thought it would be fun to see who's paid[0:31:09]   on a new segment.[0:31:10]   We call Who's Paid here at red.[0:31:13]   So let's see.[0:31:14]   Who do you guys.[0:31:15]   You know, it's interesting not just who's paid,[0:31:17]   but who hasn't paid.[0:31:20]   So I guess it happened this morning.[0:31:21]   Do you know what time it happened?[0:31:23]   Did it happen at the crack of dawn?[0:31:24]   7 a.m.[0:31:25]   When I woke up.[0:31:26]   So this is interesting.[0:31:28]   So all the celebrities who had checkmarks,[0:31:30]   they woke up this morning,[0:31:32]   their checkmark was gone.[0:31:33]   The only way to get it back is to now join Twitter blue[0:31:37]   and you pay for it.[0:31:39]   You get a couple of features,[0:31:41]   which they're going to claim that it's because of the features[0:31:45]   that they bought this.[0:31:46]   But you'll find our study to be quite interesting.[0:31:49]   We found that the people who have blue checkmarks now,[0:31:53]   the ones that paid seem to be a certain type of person.[0:31:57]   And the ones that haven't paid seem to be another type of person.[0:32:02]   It's almost as if it's some parallel universe[0:32:06]   where if you have a blue check now, you're down here.[0:32:09]   And if you don't have a blue check, you're up here.[0:32:12]   You know who's up here?[0:32:13]   Me.[0:32:14]   That's a higher level.[0:32:15]   That's eight levels higher[0:32:17]   because I don't use Twitter.[0:32:20]   A respectful, respected, confident adult[0:32:26]   who doesn't need to be on there embarrassing himself[0:32:29]   is computer station like a beta.[0:32:32]   I'm going to urge, and I want everybody to know this.[0:32:35]   I am not okay with Twitter.[0:32:39]   It has nothing to do with,[0:32:41]   oh, Elon took over and now they're going to have some Nazis on there.[0:32:46]   It has nothing to do with that.[0:32:48]   I was removed from Twitter very roughly.[0:32:52]   And what was the year there?[0:32:54]   What was the year with the compound media,[0:32:56]   the fight with Anthony Crumia and Keith the Cop?[0:32:59]   What year was that?[0:33:00]   I'm not good at years.[0:33:02]   You know about that?[0:33:03]   I don't know.[0:33:04]   Like if you asked me, Jules, go,[0:33:05]   what year did you graduate high school?[0:33:07]   What year did you graduate high school?[0:33:08]   I don't know.[0:33:09]   It was, I do know that when I went to college, 9-11 happened.[0:33:13]   Right before I went to college.[0:33:15]   A couple of weeks before I went to college, 9-11 happened.[0:33:17]   That's all I know.[0:33:19]   Outside of that, I don't know when we got married,[0:33:22]   when we met, when my dog was born.[0:33:26]   I only know my birthday.[0:33:30]   And yeah, I don't know any years for anything.[0:33:33]   So, but it was years and years and years ago.[0:33:37]   I was banned from Twitter.[0:33:39]   And this is before anyone got banned.[0:33:41]   People did not get banned from Twitter.[0:33:43]   Right?[0:33:44]   Like nobody got banned, only the absolute site.[0:33:47]   And you didn't hear about it.[0:33:49]   You know, there was a time where people weren't getting banned from sites.[0:33:54]   To get banned meant, whoa, are you like a terrorist?[0:33:58]   And it all happened kind of behind,[0:34:00]   you didn't hear about it in the news.[0:34:02]   Nobody talked about anybody being banned ever.[0:34:05]   And I was banned.[0:34:06]   I was in a tweet war, a public tweet war for entertainment purposes.[0:34:13]   Let's be very clear.[0:34:14]   This was a show.[0:34:16]   I was in a tweet war with Keith Bacop, the manager,[0:34:19]   the guy who ran Compound Media at the time,[0:34:22]   and Anthony Cumi.[0:34:23]   Oh, I already got Cottonmouth here.[0:34:25]   You can't hear that in the mic, can you?[0:34:27]   Am I getting a little like, hey everybody,[0:34:29]   you hear a little flight buzz at the end of my tongue?[0:34:33]   I like a lifespan.[0:34:34]   I'll tell you, the more gay I sound and feel,[0:34:40]   the more fun I'm having.[0:34:42]   I'll tell you that.[0:34:43]   That's a finding I've found.[0:34:45]   I ain't gay, of course.[0:34:46]   Everybody knows this.[0:34:47]   This is enough times gone by.[0:34:49]   I can prove that I'm not gay, but I'll tell you,[0:34:53]   I like acting gay outside of the sex stuff.[0:34:56]   The sex stuff makes me actually very mad.[0:34:59]   When I see gays holding hands, I kind of get furious.[0:35:02]   I'll tell you,[0:35:03]   I didn't know how much I hated public displays of gay affection[0:35:08]   until I was at the Taylor Swift era's tour.[0:35:11]   Era's tour, era's tour.[0:35:14]   I didn't tell you this part.[0:35:15]   I was so overcome with other thoughts on that show[0:35:18]   that I didn't tell you about this.[0:35:20]   We went to the era's tour.[0:35:21]   That's Taylor Swift's big tour.[0:35:23]   We sat on the floor.[0:35:24]   That's Taylor Swift's floor seats.[0:35:28]   Yeah, no joke.[0:35:31]   Two rows, it was two rows in front of me,[0:35:34]   but my view wasn't obstructed.[0:35:36]   Two seats in front of me is a gay couple,[0:35:40]   and not just any gay couple.[0:35:42]   Two giant ripped muscle gays wearing tank tops.[0:35:48]   Both of them, they like tank tops,[0:35:51]   like really cheesy tight workout tank tops.[0:35:55]   You'll see gays wear these a lot nowadays.[0:35:58]   It's almost like they get so hot at the club[0:36:00]   that they go, I'm just going to wear a tank.[0:36:02]   I'm just going to wear a tank.[0:36:04]   And it goes against all their fashion rules,[0:36:07]   which is really weird.[0:36:09]   You'll see gays a lot.[0:36:10]   If you go to where gays think they could be themselves,[0:36:13]   they ain't dressed in fashion-y.[0:36:14]   They're wearing these tank tops,[0:36:17]   just shitty $7 black but kind of gray tank tops[0:36:23]   and maybe a white one.[0:36:25]   So two gays, and I didn't know they were gay.[0:36:27]   I go, wow, look at this.[0:36:29]   Two giant muscle hunks in front of me.[0:36:32]   They didn't really look gay on their own maybe.[0:36:36]   And because I was very interested[0:36:38]   in who was going to this concert.[0:36:40]   Like I was looking around, there were no guys there,[0:36:42]   only queens.[0:36:44]   There were no guys there.[0:36:46]   I was the only straight guy at the fucking show.[0:36:50]   There were really no boyfriends there, which amazed me.[0:36:52]   I guess these tickets were so hard to get,[0:36:54]   the boyfriend said, no, count me out.[0:36:57]   You could go with your friend, leave me out of this.[0:37:00]   And I was really the only boyfriend or husband[0:37:05]   that would want to go to this show as well.[0:37:08]   I don't want my wife doing things without me.[0:37:10]   You understand?[0:37:12]   Because, and I'll tell you why,[0:37:14]   you should never want your wife to do things without you.[0:37:16]   That's going to be one more stinking story[0:37:20]   you got to listen to from her.[0:37:22]   So go with your wife.[0:37:24]   It's way easier than hearing her tell a story all wrong[0:37:28]   and trying to follow a girl's story[0:37:31]   while you fake nod for hours.[0:37:33]   So go.[0:37:36]   And you go and you experience things with your wife.[0:37:38]   Maybe you guys will actually become friends[0:37:40]   instead of so disgusted with each other.[0:37:42]   But that's not going to work either[0:37:44]   because you've married such an ugly person.[0:37:46]   You all marry such ugly people[0:37:48]   that I don't know how you could get along with them.[0:37:50]   So I'm at the Taylor Swift concert.[0:37:52]   And remember it was just boom bodies,[0:37:55]   which means women over 500 pounds.[0:37:57]   It's a boom baddie.[0:37:59]   I got that from Family Guy.[0:38:01]   Then gays and just stupid fucking bitches[0:38:07]   that you don't even want to look at.[0:38:09]   They're not hot. They're nothing.[0:38:11]   And nerds, a lot of nerds,[0:38:13]   a lot of girls that probably want to kill themselves,[0:38:16]   but that's like too triggering to even think about.[0:38:20]   So they just nerd out and shake.[0:38:23]   And basically looked like H3's Reddit.[0:38:27]   H3, H3's Reddit.[0:38:31]   And again, two rows in front of me.[0:38:34]   But with, you know, I could see these guys.[0:38:36]   These rows were very close.[0:38:38]   Two muscle gays as Jules has called them.[0:38:42]   And they start embracing mid-show.[0:38:47]   They start really, they're weeping.[0:38:49]   They both have their armor on each other.[0:38:52]   And they're swinging.[0:38:53]   And I got to look at these two giant lats.[0:38:58]   Four sets of fucking giant lats.[0:39:00]   Cause you know how gays all have this crazy bubble muscles.[0:39:05]   So I'm looking at the lats and they're holding.[0:39:07]   And I'm going like this.[0:39:09]   They start fully making out.[0:39:13]   And I'm going like this.[0:39:15]   I can't see the content.[0:39:16]   I'm just seeing two gays.[0:39:17]   So all around me, giant fat bitches,[0:39:20]   gay guys kissing.[0:39:22]   And I'll tell you, you know, it's like the old saying goes,[0:39:27]   I don't want to see that shit in public.[0:39:29]   You know that saying?[0:39:31]   They could do whatever they want, but do not do that.[0:39:35]   And that's, even Barack Obama said that.[0:39:38]   They could do whatever they want, but do not kiss in front of me.[0:39:42]   Congratulations, you can marry.[0:39:43]   The next Anita Bryant.[0:39:45]   Who's that? Is that Kobe Bryant's wife?[0:39:47]   Yeah.[0:39:48]   I'm being totally serious.[0:39:49]   She basically invented that idea.[0:39:51]   I love that idea.[0:39:52]   Don't kiss.[0:39:53]   Don't do it is the thing that they should have done.[0:39:58]   I wish that those guys took a liking to you and came over and started kissing you.[0:40:03]   Cause there's nothing that you could have done.[0:40:05]   They were so tall and strong.[0:40:06]   They were so tall and strong.[0:40:07]   They could have thrown me into the stage.[0:40:09]   Now, listen, I'm telling you something.[0:40:12]   And this is an anti-gay, but what was my point?[0:40:17]   It was some point about the gays again this week.[0:40:20]   Oh yeah, gays not doing so hot.[0:40:25]   Okay, everybody, here's an experiment.[0:40:28]   Close your eyes.[0:40:29]   Think of a gay that isn't like a liar, a sneak, weird, an asshole, petty, like rude.[0:40:42]   And I was doing this experiment myself the other day.[0:40:45]   I was going, wait, because another gay went down yesterday.[0:40:49]   Who's the gay?[0:40:50]   Oh, Frank Ocean.[0:40:51]   Of course, you know, I go all the way.[0:40:54]   I go all the way to Coachella Valley.[0:40:56]   I'm standing in a goddamn field for seven or eight hours to try to get a good seed.[0:41:02]   And then this guy says that, you know, I'm sorry.[0:41:06]   I'm going to just sit in the back and tweak and do three songs and a bunch of remixes.[0:41:11]   So a lot of people are very mad about Frank Ocean, of course.[0:41:14]   Frank Ocean was scheduled to headline Coachella after Chris D'Elia's wife just popped up on my phone under shit sets, Instagram notifications.[0:41:25]   Sometimes I'll be driving and my eye watch is like, and I look and it's Ethan Klein's full face taken up from some notification.[0:41:36]   Ethan Klein should not be in my car.[0:41:40]   So I the gays.[0:41:42]   Yeah, Frank Ocean is gay.[0:41:45]   And he's made two albums.[0:41:47]   I don't know what happened.[0:41:48]   I don't know where I was when these albums became the most popular albums in the world.[0:41:53]   You know, he has that song.[0:41:55]   All I want is monkeys.[0:41:57]   All I want is heaven.[0:42:00]   RIP Trayvon.[0:42:02]   And you're gonna look just like me.[0:42:05]   Love it.[0:42:06]   That's his song.[0:42:08]   And people, you know, he hasn't performed in, what, seven years or something like that since 2017.[0:42:14]   He's one of these guys who hides out.[0:42:16]   He hasn't put out any new music in years and years and years, but everybody claims they love him.[0:42:21]   But he's like a retarded gay, you know, before he's even gotten even over these gays, probably just so retarded that he's just kissing whoever.[0:42:30]   He's got that famous picture you might have seen on Instagram.[0:42:33]   It's him with shaved head.[0:42:35]   It's like bleached.[0:42:37]   And then on his shirt it says, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia needs to go.[0:42:44]   Okay.[0:42:46]   So keep that in mind before you start talking about how awesome Frank Ocean is.[0:42:52]   He's more known for that damn t-shirt.[0:42:54]   So I don't know.[0:42:55]   I think that, yes, he did make some good songs.[0:43:01]   And because he was so mysterious and hard to see, coupled with this other side, not us, but there's another side of people who really built him up for that racism, sexism, homophobia stuff.[0:43:13]   He's gay.[0:43:15]   They really propped him up.[0:43:16]   And then that kind of bled over into the people who liked the songs.[0:43:20]   But now in their mind, he is like the biggest thing in the world.[0:43:24]   Believe it or not, they think that they need to see him so bad and they think that they love him so much.[0:43:30]   But I think maybe because you really haven't seen enough of him to judge.[0:43:34]   He gave you some great stuff, went away.[0:43:37]   That's probably the way to do it, huh?[0:43:40]   You only give him the good stuff.[0:43:42]   Don't talk.[0:43:43]   Don't be seen.[0:43:44]   And then you can't make an ass of yourself and have everybody hate you.[0:43:47]   So he did that.[0:43:49]   And then everybody thinks that they love him.[0:43:52]   So they all from all over the world, they flew to Coachella Valley and they bought hotels and they had to sit through, you know, every one of Will Smith's kids performing.[0:44:03]   And the Euphoria soundtrack was on about eight stages, was a guy from Euphoria.[0:44:10]   There was not, you know, there was one saving grace to this concert.[0:44:15]   I can't believe I'm saying this.[0:44:18]   Do you want to come to a party?[0:44:19]   My friends picked me up at a truck at eleven thirty's.[0:44:22]   Things that I've heard of have been pablical.[0:44:23]   They're reluctant to follow, but I never dreamed there would be someone there who would catch my attention.[0:44:27]   I wasn't searching for love or affection, so I paid my three in the Girl Scout.[0:44:30]   I'm free.[0:44:31]   I'm prepared for Dickie Lynn.[0:44:32]   We added in to a party.[0:44:34]   Thank you.[0:44:35]   Blink 182.[0:44:37]   They didn't play that song.[0:44:40]   Blink 182 is surprisingly very fun to watch.[0:44:43]   I want to let you know they were both using auto tune on their microphones.[0:44:46]   And it was very subtle until aliens exist came, I think, and they accidentally turned it up too much.[0:44:52]   And we all heard Tom's auto tune, but it sounded good.[0:44:55]   I want them having auto tune.[0:44:57]   I'll tell you this.[0:44:58]   I'm not anti auto tune.[0:45:00]   I'm anti recording using auto tune to a degree.[0:45:06]   I you know, you just got to use your judgment here, but I've seen Blink 182 a few times.[0:45:11]   There's a lot of bands that I liked.[0:45:13]   They come.[0:45:14]   I used to listen to punk music.[0:45:16]   Jules.[0:45:17]   Blink 182.[0:45:18]   I remember when they first came out, they were a bunch of losers.[0:45:20]   Everybody hated them.[0:45:22]   That was like a that kind of punk music was very pandering at the time and very, very light.[0:45:29]   And I remember everybody said, no, no, Blink 182.[0:45:32]   They're gay.[0:45:33]   They're gay.[0:45:34]   OK.[0:45:35]   And this was, you know, when the first album came out, they've gone through a lot of periods of people saying that they're gay.[0:45:41]   By the way.[0:45:42]   Meanwhile, they're now headlining Coachella.[0:45:46]   They're taking Frank Ocean's spot because Frank Ocean bailed.[0:45:49]   I didn't even say the Frank Ocean story.[0:45:51]   It's just a bunch of bullshit.[0:45:53]   You probably heard it a million times.[0:45:54]   Frank Ocean.[0:45:55]   He messed up all of Coachella.[0:45:56]   Read about it somewhere else.[0:45:57]   But Frank Ocean is gay, isn't he?[0:46:01]   Yes.[0:46:02]   And then I'm thinking about every other gay.[0:46:06]   Don't feel like, you know, because we're rewatching the series girls on HBO.[0:46:11]   They don't make gays look too good in that show.[0:46:14]   I mean, they portrayed throughout the whole series.[0:46:16]   There's kind of a through line of gays are like deceitful, weasily, vindictive, you know, little sneaky, evil, you know, a whorish.[0:46:29]   You know, they have no morals.[0:46:30]   They're moralist people.[0:46:33]   And I go, why would a show, you know, who claims to be, you know, such a ally to the gays depict them in that way?[0:46:41]   And then I go, oh, wait, they're not like, they don't think that's bad.[0:46:46]   That's what it is.[0:46:48]   They don't think that's bad.[0:46:49]   When I see a guy with no morals and acting all, he steals like out of people's wallets and stuff.[0:46:54]   To me, that's like a sneak.[0:46:56]   If a straight person did that, that you would be very frightened of them.[0:47:00]   So I ask you, present me with a gay today.[0:47:04]   And whoever could come up with a gay on the show is going to win a thousand.[0:47:07]   No.[0:47:08]   But please think about this long and hard.[0:47:10]   Present me with a gay person that is purely good.[0:47:16]   Okay.[0:47:17]   Purely good.[0:47:19]   And I, cause I don't want to say that isn't a piece of shit.[0:47:22]   Cause I don't, I'm not saying that's piece of shit, but I'm just saying there's no good, decent gay.[0:47:30]   I mean, I haven't met one and I don't know of one.[0:47:33]   And I could, you throw me a celebrity gay name.[0:47:36]   I could tell you three things about them that were crazy that they've done.[0:47:40]   Now, is there a way for that?[0:47:44]   Do people look at that?[0:47:46]   You know, if you're watching this in horror right now, they're well, we'll cut this out of the clip.[0:47:50]   But if you're watching in horror right now, you probably think this is an anti-gay guy.[0:47:55]   Not at all.[0:47:56]   Because trans people, listen to this, trans people are better than gays.[0:48:07]   I think gays are the real problem in this country.[0:48:09]   Not trans people.[0:48:11]   I based this on one Tran.[0:48:13]   Robin Tran, of course.[0:48:15]   Yes.[0:48:16]   Now here's how I figured this out.[0:48:18]   And Karen from Philly, you always look at her.[0:48:20]   Because we were discussing in the car the other day how, like, I can't think of one gay that's good.[0:48:26]   And Jules goes, Robin Tran.[0:48:28]   And I go, she ain't gay.[0:48:30]   Robin Tran ain't gay. Robin Tran fucks chicks.[0:48:33]   She doesn't do guys.[0:48:35]   The brain is still there.[0:48:37]   Or I don't know what that means.[0:48:39]   I didn't mean to say the brain is still there.[0:48:41]   I meant that, there you go.[0:48:43]   So I consider Robin Tran to be a good person.[0:48:49]   Normal.[0:48:50]   Regular.[0:48:52]   Nothing wrong with her.[0:48:54]   In my opinion.[0:48:56]   But yeah, she's not gay.[0:48:58]   So that really starts making sense there.[0:49:01]   Then you start really making sense.[0:49:03]   And you start going through the list of every gay you've ever met.[0:49:05]   And you go, oh yeah.[0:49:07]   You could count five or six things.[0:49:10]   So I'm not saying that doesn't mean I hate gays.[0:49:13]   That means I like them more.[0:49:15]   I'm just saying I care about them.[0:49:18]   And what I'm saying is that that's just interesting that gays are doing the same type of stuff.[0:49:26]   Now, I don't know.[0:49:28]   Does it come from a life of having to tell a lie?[0:49:30]   Because a lot of these gays, they keep the secret.[0:49:32]   They don't want.[0:49:34]   And who could blame them?[0:49:36]   Why would you want to be part of that community?[0:49:38]   I would lie about being gay until I die.[0:49:40]   Unless you really like that.[0:49:42]   There's got to be millions of gays out there who don't like gays.[0:49:47]   Get it?[0:49:48]   They don't like the, hey, how you doing?[0:49:51]   They don't want to be a part of that.[0:49:53]   And then if they have to tell people they're gay, now they're going to hang out with those guys.[0:49:58]   And they don't want to do that so they just act normal.[0:50:00]   There must be millions of people who refuse to come out of the closet.[0:50:05]   And we've all met them, right?[0:50:07]   Here's a way to tell if somebody's gay.[0:50:09]   If you think a guy is gay, he's gay.[0:50:14]   That is the best way to tell if somebody's gay.[0:50:17]   If you think they're gay, they're gay.[0:50:19]   Get it?[0:50:20]   Tony Hinchcliffe, he's gay.[0:50:22]   Any guy that sounds or acts gay is gay.[0:50:27]   Okay, they just haven't either admitted it or maybe they have admitted it.[0:50:31]   Who the hell knows?[0:50:33]   These are just things of interest.[0:50:35]   There's no, you know, this is where everyone makes it goes too far, as you say.[0:50:40]   Well, that means this.[0:50:41]   I don't know what it means.[0:50:42]   But Frank Ocean, add him to the list of another guy who fucked over the country because he was gay.[0:50:51]   It's just an interesting, interesting experiment.[0:50:54]   So if I were running a festival, I don't know if I would hire a gay guy to headline.[0:51:00]   Because you don't know what they're going to come up with.[0:51:03]   What lie they're going to use.[0:51:05]   And Frank Ocean, I mean, listen to this.[0:51:07]   He didn't just mess up a Coachella.[0:51:09]   He lied about hurting his ankle and that's why he couldn't ice skate.[0:51:12]   We don't need you to ice skate.[0:51:14]   You were walking all over the stage like you were on ecstasy and acid mixed, you know, and you're fine.[0:51:22]   So don't start saying, oh, my ankle hurt because my brother died eight years ago.[0:51:26]   Every black person's brother has died.[0:51:28]   That's not an excuse.[0:51:30]   If you're black, your brother better have died.[0:51:33]   Otherwise, are you even black or are you lying about that?[0:51:39]   So we know he lies.[0:51:42]   He used to always put out merch and then never ship it.[0:51:46]   That's what Frank Ocean used to do.[0:51:48]   It's a web of lies that's been going on for so long.[0:51:50]   Even his own fans are finished with him.[0:51:52]   They hate him now.[0:51:54]   And he's going to continue to lie.[0:51:56]   He kept people waiting for an hour.[0:51:59]   Only Kanye West is allowed to do that.[0:52:02]   Nobody else.[0:52:03]   And I don't need...[0:52:05]   This happened because I was so crushed when I heard that the live stream was canceled.[0:52:09]   I almost cried.[0:52:10]   And then when it all went wrong, I was like, thank fucking God.[0:52:14]   We're so happy about this.[0:52:15]   No one can.[0:52:16]   Yes, exactly.[0:52:17]   And that's the way I go.[0:52:18]   I learned that lesson from early on when I watched that movie, David.[0:52:22]   That was the story about the kid being burned alive in the hotel by his dad who just got divorced.[0:52:27]   They were going to take custody away from him.[0:52:29]   He said, if I can't have him, no one can.[0:52:33]   And he burned his son alive at Disney World.[0:52:38]   So that was ingrained in me.[0:52:42]   And when I was a kid, I was watching that.[0:52:44]   Obviously the dad is bad.[0:52:45]   He burned David.[0:52:46]   But hey, this is on TV.[0:52:49]   His ideas weren't too far off.[0:52:50]   His idea was important enough to make a show out of.[0:52:53]   So it stuck with me.[0:52:57]   And what was the even slogan?[0:53:00]   If I can't see it, no one can.[0:53:02]   If I can't see it, no one can.[0:53:03]   And we said that for Coachella.[0:53:04]   So Frank Ocean took himself off the streaming.[0:53:07]   We spent the whole weekend watching Coachella live on our TV.[0:53:10]   Charli XCX was phenomenal.[0:53:13]   And Frank Ocean, they said he was going to be on this Coachella live stream the whole promotional period.[0:53:22]   And then, of course, he was taken off.[0:53:24]   He didn't want to do it because his brother died eight years ago with Coachella by riding his bicycle around the Ferris wheel.[0:53:31]   Okay.[0:53:33]   And so, yeah, if we can't see him, we were looking forward to that.[0:53:39]   And then it was taken from us.[0:53:41]   Then, yes, we want him to screw up all of Coachella.[0:53:43]   And he did.[0:53:44]   And he canceled for this coming weekend.[0:53:46]   And now all these people bought tickets for that event specifically to see him.[0:53:50]   And now they have to see Blink 182.[0:53:53]   Which I don't know if it's a crossover crowd.[0:53:55]   And now all the people who bought Saturday Only tickets are going to miss Blink 182 because they've moved them.[0:54:00]   And they've put them on Sunday, which people probably didn't buy tickets for because it's a bunch of no names on Sunday.[0:54:07]   To me.[0:54:08]   To her, she knows every name.[0:54:10]   To her, every one of them is amazing.[0:54:13]   I thought pretty much every other performance was really good.[0:54:18]   I think everybody tried really hard.[0:54:20]   And whether you like that type of music or not, everybody put in a lot of effort.[0:54:23]   What type? They had all types.[0:54:25]   They had all types.[0:54:26]   But a lot of it was fufu, LGBT themed.[0:54:31]   I mean, really.[0:54:32]   And again, it goes back to my...[0:54:33]   Someone just asked me if I liked Boy Genius, Loved Em.[0:54:36]   Boy Genius was the old man?[0:54:38]   No, that was the three girls.[0:54:40]   The old man was a TV girl.[0:54:42]   Wait, the three girls is the three lesbians?[0:54:45]   Yes.[0:54:46]   What is their called?[0:54:47]   What are they called?[0:54:48]   Boy Genius.[0:54:49]   Boy Genius is this all female Cameron Esposito lesbian rock group.[0:54:54]   They're looking for the crowd to do something anti-LGBT.[0:55:01]   This is them performing.[0:55:04]   What'd you say?[0:55:06]   Or not?[0:55:07]   They're like looking.[0:55:10]   And yeah, they're looking for trouble.[0:55:12]   They're looking for people to report.[0:55:15]   Those bitches are scary, man.[0:55:18]   But their performance was great.[0:55:19]   Their performance was fine.[0:55:20]   Again, it goes back to my theory.[0:55:22]   TV girl is the old man you were talking about.[0:55:24]   It goes back to my theory.[0:55:25]   There is no music for guys anymore.[0:55:28]   Kanye was the last music that it was okay to listen to as a guy without being completely gay.[0:55:32]   And now there's no music for guys.[0:55:36]   All of Coachella was just for girls.[0:55:38]   Hey, you had Blink-182.[0:55:39]   Is that not enough for a guy like you?[0:55:41]   It's not enough, no.[0:55:43]   Of course, now Blink-182 is a novelty act from our childhood.[0:55:48]   What about Pusha T?[0:55:49]   He was good.[0:55:51]   He had a nice little smile.[0:55:52]   He was enjoying himself.[0:55:54]   He had a big thing.[0:55:55]   I had a Diet Coke.[0:55:56]   That's a Sprite, boy.[0:55:59]   What does it say?[0:56:01]   I don't even really know.[0:56:02]   Pusha T has the easiest job in the world.[0:56:05]   And he just makes the same song over and over again.[0:56:08]   And he doesn't have to rap fast or anything.[0:56:10]   And people are like, this was amazing.[0:56:12]   And he's like, wow, that fucking liking.[0:56:15]   He's so likable.[0:56:16]   He's so likable.[0:56:17]   He had a great performance.[0:56:19]   But we've seen Pusha T.[0:56:20]   Charli XCX was good.[0:56:21]   I even thought Willow Smith was good.[0:56:23]   Not gonna lie.[0:56:24]   And believe me, they were all using a little bit of Auto-Tune.[0:56:27]   But a nice amount.[0:56:28]   She sounded great.[0:56:29]   She sounded great.[0:56:30]   It's a nice amount of Auto-Tune.[0:56:31]   That sounds good.[0:56:32]   I like how the people who don't know between Auto-Tune.[0:56:34]   That's my favorite.[0:56:36]   Where I go.[0:56:37]   Yeah, but it's Auto-Tune.[0:56:38]   They go, it wasn't Auto-Tune.[0:56:40]   I'm okay.[0:56:41]   It's like I'm dealing with the sticker guys now.[0:56:44]   They don't know nothing.[0:56:46]   So Coachella was cool.[0:56:48]   What was my point about this, Coachella?[0:56:51]   Did I have a point here?[0:56:52]   Did I have an end to the story?[0:56:53]   You just wanted to rant about the gays ruining your weekend?[0:56:56]   Yes.[0:56:57]   So the gays are getting bad.[0:56:58]   And on the other side of it,[0:57:01]   I wish the right wing people,[0:57:03]   they seem to have a lot of energy behind hating trans people.[0:57:06]   They don't want to be told that by the way.[0:57:08]   I get emails every week.[0:57:09]   Mike, we do not hate the trans people.[0:57:11]   We are just simply.[0:57:14]   But everybody knows you guys despise trans people.[0:57:17]   And you kind of like wish they would all die.[0:57:20]   Like that's, I know that that's what you think.[0:57:25]   The Bud Light thing was actually insane.[0:57:27]   She showed me this Bud Light thing last week.[0:57:30]   Remember, she asked me about it, Jules.[0:57:33]   She goes, Mike, what are you thinking about?[0:57:35]   And I go, what's the Bud Light thing?[0:57:37]   And it was proof.[0:57:38]   We were just doing that to prove how sick I was.[0:57:44]   That I was so offline that I didn't even know the Bud Light thing.[0:57:49]   And this Bud Light thing is that, listen to this.[0:57:51]   Bud Light Beer did a promo marketing one day stint with a trans woman.[0:58:02]   Remember, I showed you this last week and I didn't know about it.[0:58:04]   And I think when you showed me it, I just said, oh, the woman's disgusting.[0:58:07]   Ha ha.[0:58:08]   Yes.[0:58:09]   I didn't know how serious this was until this week when everybody who,[0:58:16]   they boycotted Bud Light.[0:58:19]   Kid Rock is shooting cans.[0:58:21]   Joe Rogan said Shane Gillis was crying because his favorite beer did this.[0:58:26]   Wait, he did?[0:58:27]   Yes.[0:58:28]   No.[0:58:29]   Everyone.[0:58:30]   Why?[0:58:31]   Just out of the blue.[0:58:32]   Everybody.[0:58:34]   Joe Rogan goes, you see that Bud Light thing?[0:58:36]   Shane Gillis was in tears.[0:58:38]   Was he joking though?[0:58:40]   I mean.[0:58:41]   Because why would Shane care?[0:58:42]   Because Shane's favorite beer is Bud Light.[0:58:44]   No, but he hates trans people.[0:58:45]   I guess so.[0:58:46]   They all do.[0:58:47]   And the ones that don't talk about it just do it behind closed doors.[0:58:50]   That's crazy.[0:58:51]   Joe Rogan hates trans people.[0:58:54]   We got to be clear here.[0:58:55]   This isn't a, no he doesn't.[0:58:58]   He's just pointing out simply.[0:58:59]   He's not pointing out simply.[0:59:02]   And I'm not going to even get into that.[0:59:05]   I won't even waste my time explaining that.[0:59:08]   I'm just going to go ahead and say these people hate trans people.[0:59:12]   Yes, they do.[0:59:14]   They're obsessed with hating them.[0:59:16]   They're going nuts.[0:59:18]   This Chris thing with Mr. Beast.[0:59:21]   Did you see Mr. Beast?[0:59:22]   And this is so great.[0:59:23]   I hate Mr. Beast, right?[0:59:25]   I've hated Mr. Beast since I ever heard of him.[0:59:29]   And now all the right-wingers hate Mr. Beast.[0:59:32]   Because his sidekick or somebody who works on a show, Chris, went trans.[0:59:39]   You know, and now I got to be like, no, no, no.[0:59:42]   I hate Mr. Beast because he's a faggot.[0:59:46]   Not because Chris is trans.[0:59:49]   No, no, no.[0:59:50]   I don't want to be lumped into that.[0:59:51]   I hate trans people.[0:59:52]   So now I hate Mr. Beast.[0:59:53]   And they do.[0:59:54]   They're doing this openly.[0:59:55]   They hate Bud Light now.[0:59:58]   They're not kidding.[0:59:59]   They hate Bud Light because Bud Light for one day did a promo with some trans nut.[1:00:07]   And you know why they did this?[1:00:10]   Because when you all go crazy like this, the numbers go up.[1:00:14]   They just go up.[1:00:16]   M&Ms did this to you.[1:00:17]   You fell for that.[1:00:18]   Where's all the apologies for being wrong about the M&Ms?[1:00:22]   Remember when they said they're taking away the M&Ms characters and you all flipped out?[1:00:27]   They came back a week later just as we thought they would.[1:00:30]   Nobody apologizes or whines it back and says, oh, I was so wrong about the M&Ms.[1:00:35]   You know, so every time these outrage, and you've heard this before, every time the outrage thing happens, the companies make more money.[1:00:43]   Whether you think you're boycotting them or not, it just so happens.[1:00:46]   They make more money when you all go crazy.[1:00:50]   So they've tricked you once again.[1:00:52]   I mean, I think Bud Light knows what marketing campaign is going to work for the most part.[1:00:59]   But before I end this, I must remember my point.[1:01:03]   Hating Bud Light for the marketing stunt with the trans person.[1:01:07]   If you hate Bud Light now, that's crazy.[1:01:12]   That's too far.[1:01:14]   That's nutty.[1:01:16]   We've got to stop because nobody else is stopping you.[1:01:18]   They're all too afraid.[1:01:20]   What I'm saying right now will get guys really furious at me they'll want to hit.[1:01:24]   I don't know why they'd ever want to hit me.[1:01:27]   I can't even imagine one of our listeners who's been sucked into this world hating me.[1:01:34]   I think if they started hitting me, before you start hitting me, you're going to feel really bad that you're hating me.[1:01:39]   You're going to get sad about that.[1:01:42]   So don't even go there.[1:01:44]   But they will.[1:01:45]   But the Mr. Beast thing is way more interesting.[1:01:47]   The Mr. Beast thing.[1:01:49]   So everybody, now you've got all these people and the language gets so much more crazy each time.[1:01:57]   Where it's just like, man, I like Mr. Beast, but fuck this man.[1:02:01]   As if these people did something wrong.[1:02:04]   They're going at it like they have completely forgotten what this is about.[1:02:09]   They would have never done this with the gays.[1:02:11]   There used to be a time where nobody would ever talk like this.[1:02:14]   You know, whether you hate them or not, how could you say those things out loud?[1:02:19]   It's getting nutty.[1:02:21]   So please, I say this only because we were thinking about it.[1:02:24]   We go, nobody else is saying how crazy this is.[1:02:28]   You know, you've got Joe Rogan every week talking about trans people as if they should all be killed.[1:02:35]   I mean, it's really insane.[1:02:36]   And he does it so casually.[1:02:38]   And people look up to Joe Rogan as a voice of reason.[1:02:42]   As like, this guy's got it figured out.[1:02:45]   And when he's on there so casually just talking about trans people as if they should be wiped out.[1:02:51]   It's weird.[1:02:52]   And you must have somebody butt in to say, listen, at the very least, again, forget what you think about trans people.[1:02:59]   You can't talk like that in public.[1:03:02]   You've got to behave.[1:03:04]   I just think the Mr. Beast thing rocks because his whole career, he's been making sure to get all of his episodes out all over the world.[1:03:12]   Subtitles, this is so funny.[1:03:14]   This is so good to the algorithm in any way he can to make sure he has the most views and the most fans.[1:03:20]   You know what he does?[1:03:21]   He does.[1:03:22]   This thing has fallen in his lap.[1:03:23]   That is going to cut his audience in half, especially in other countries like not even all the trans people in America.[1:03:31]   The beautiful, wonderful Dubai.[1:03:33]   Have you ever been there?[1:03:34]   That's a beautiful place.[1:03:35]   He has little kid fans from all over the world and their parents don't let them watch him anymore.[1:03:40]   So this is what killed Mr. Beast.[1:03:42]   And again, I need to, I'm still celebrating that.[1:03:44]   And he just has to sit there and go, okay.[1:03:46]   Listen, I'll tell you this.[1:03:47]   This is killing him.[1:03:48]   I'm still celebrating it.[1:03:50]   Yes, I am so happy.[1:03:51]   I'll be the first one to say it.[1:03:53]   Yes, Mr. Beast now has less fans because his partner is trans.[1:03:58]   I don't care what they say about trans people.[1:04:03]   I'm just telling you, it's insane.[1:04:07]   You know, just because Joe Rogan and all these other people say it doesn't mean it's not insane to be saying.[1:04:13]   At the same time, I think being trans is insane.[1:04:17]   Get it?[1:04:18]   My headphones aren't doing so hot today.[1:04:21]   I think being trans is insane too.[1:04:23]   And I really hope Robin Tran isn't planning to get the surgery.[1:04:26]   I was thinking that.[1:04:28]   You know, it's none of my business, but I will say this.[1:04:32]   Maybe you should take some of that thousand and pay up.[1:04:35]   Can we take a quick little break?[1:04:36]   Put on some music.[1:04:37]   I got to fix a few things here.[1:04:38]   I got bounced.[1:04:39]   One sec, one sec, one sec.[1:04:40]   I got to fix a few things.[1:04:41]   We'll put on a song.[1:04:42]   We'll be right back.[1:04:43]   I'm pendant.[1:04:44]   I'm slamming niggas like Shaquille.[1:04:45]   Shit is real.[1:04:46]   When it's time to eat a meal, I rob and steal.[1:04:48]   Cause mom Duke ain't giving me shit.[1:04:50]   So for the bread and butter, I leave niggas in the gutter.[1:04:53]   Word to mother, I'm dangerous.[1:04:55]   Crazier than a bag, a fucking angel dun.[1:04:58]   When I bust my gat, mother fuckers take dirt naps.[1:05:01]   I'm all that and a dime sack.[1:05:03]   Where the paper at?[1:05:04]   When he's taking you and taking all your money.[1:05:09]   Give me the loot.[1:05:13]   Give me the loot. Give me the loot.[1:05:16]   Give me the loot. Give me the loot.[1:05:19]   Give me the loot. Give me the loot.[1:05:21]   Give me the loot. Give me the loot.[1:05:23]   Give me the loot. Give me the loot.[1:05:25]   Give me the loot. Give me the loot.[1:05:28]   Coming back.[1:05:29]   Big up, big up, it's a stick up, stick up,[1:05:31]   and I'm shooting niggas quick if you hiccup,[1:05:33]   don't let me throw my clip up if you back up.[1:05:35]   I think I'm good now.[1:05:36]   I think I'm gonna just stop touching it.[1:05:38]   Send him on Duke-a-Reef.[1:05:39]   Welcome back everybody to Red Bar.[1:05:41]   What was I saying? Robin Tran.[1:05:42]   and trans. Yeah, don't do that full sex change, okay? That's too far.[1:05:46]   Being resistant, cause when I lick shots the shit's as besetful.[1:05:49]   Goodness gracious the papers. You know, I don't know if that's something you want to look at.[1:05:53]   To me, that's, you know, a very eerie nightmare, you know, not to have them remove something like[1:06:01]   that. I think everybody should be forced to transition their kid at birth and then when[1:06:06]   they turn 18 they can choose if they want to change back to their original. That's a great plan.[1:06:10]   But yes, I think that people are going[1:06:18]   crazy with that stuff. So just remember to keep your humanity. Keep your humanity.[1:06:27]   My headphones sound so much better now. Too good. We've been doing a lot of upgrades to the studio[1:06:36]   lately. Yeah, we're really getting into things here for season 20 phase two. Yes, season 20 phase[1:06:44]   two. Some new stuff coming up this week. We've been at the studio every day this week doing[1:06:50]   little sneaky things here, sneaky things there to make this show ultimately uncopyable is my only[1:06:57]   goal. And once we're there we just got to hold tight until they start catching up again. So yeah,[1:07:04]   surprises in store for you guys coming very soon. Thank you for your patience dealing with me while[1:07:11]   I've been so old and crippled. Exciting stuff coming up today. Big scandals coming up today.[1:07:21]   I just finished watching this Dave Landau interview that ruled. I can't believe I'm[1:07:26]   saying this because, you know, Dave Landau, do you know Dave Landau? He used to co-host the[1:07:30]   Anthony Kumiya show. In fact, he was so lame and gay that two of our ex-listeners, they used to be[1:07:39]   listeners, two ex-listeners showed up at his comedy show and measured him. He was so short[1:07:46]   that he needed to be measured and they met him. He was backstage shaking hands. They came up with[1:07:52]   a tape measure. Five two. Dave Landau. Have you seen him? He's Steven Crowder's old co-host. He[1:07:59]   was the guy who sat in the chair. That's, oh, thank you, Steven. What is that? I don't think the[1:08:05]   Ranger's gonna like this, Steven. He's terrible. He was Kumiya's old co-host. We used to torture[1:08:12]   this guy. He hates Red Bar, right? He despises Red Bar, Dave Landau. You know, we couldn't have been[1:08:20]   more excited when he quit the Anthony Kumiya show to go be Steven Crowder's co-host. We couldn't[1:08:28]   even believe it. You know, our whole life is a dream. Almost everybody we talk about in the show[1:08:35]   like does what we need them and want them to do eventually. And then they all meet each other.[1:08:41]   Like, doesn't matter who we mentioned on the show. It could be the two most polar opposite[1:08:47]   people from different universes. They will eventually find each other. Taylor Swift just[1:08:53]   broke up with her boyfriend. I'm half expecting her to start dating Denny. Exactly. It's going[1:08:58]   to be something like that. And every person we bring up on the show seems to either make the news[1:09:04]   or something. You know, nobody was covering Dave Landau. Nobody. And now he's everywhere today.[1:09:13]   Ally Alexander, Piranha. Remember Piranha? Ally Alexander. He was, do I have the Piranha music[1:09:20]   on here anymore? That would have been so good. Piranha, Ally Alexander in the news every day,[1:09:27]   he created January 6th. Wait till you hear why he's in the news now. Big Ally Alexander Piranha[1:09:34]   story. So the weirdest little Josh Denny, of course, Josh Denny working with Gavin and Kumiya.[1:09:41]   These were from two separate universes at one point, but they all come together. I don't know[1:09:46]   if I'm wishing this and willing it into existence. You know, you got Bert Kreischer on Impulsive. Who[1:09:54]   would have thought Big Mike and Logan would be involved with all the comedians that we always[1:09:58]   cover? Now that's the case. So it's really weird. Everyone we talk about, no one really fades away.[1:10:06]   Even Melton came back and he's involved with Blue Room Radio, whatever that is, and Kevin Brennan[1:10:12]   and all these people. Everybody eventually gets together. And Dave Landau, you know, he goes from[1:10:21]   Kumiya to Crowder and now he's on the show. And who would have thought Crowder would have turned[1:10:26]   into such a big deal, you know, and have all these Crowder stories this year, you know,[1:10:33]   the contract with the Blaze TV and all that stuff, the $50 million contract. And we've been covering[1:10:40]   Crowder since before I even realized he was doing politics. You know, when I started covering[1:10:45]   Crowder, I was just covering because look at this douche. You know, I was introduced to him by[1:10:52]   Gavin McInnes. I think that's when we first met Crowder, right? Gavin would have him as a guest[1:10:58]   sometimes. Yeah, maybe. I think so. Do we know of him before Gavin or is that how we...[1:11:06]   But it was very early on. It seems like he's always been with me. Maybe he was doing politics,[1:11:10]   but it was nothing like it was now. And I always thought he was a fake phony faggoty. Let's not[1:11:16]   forget faggoty, which is a big part of what people are that we hate in this world. I know that word[1:11:24]   has been banned. I know. And it does sound like an anti-gay show from here, from them, from, you[1:11:30]   know, what you've been hearing. It is not. But faggoty really describes a guy that's doing[1:11:38]   something wrong. Faggoty. Who was just acting real fag? Oh, A.B. Starkiller from the H3 podcast.[1:11:48]   He did this Creator Clash boxing match, you know, iDubbbz and Aneesa's boxing match. He came out[1:11:55]   very faggoty. That's how you describe him. And faggoty means you're just like,[1:12:04]   and a lot of guys it's like you're trying to describe it. You can't just[1:12:08]   you know, as we take away these great descriptors, it's hard to articulate now the main problem with[1:12:15]   a guy. So there are guys out there like, who else is just faggoty? God, there's got to be a comic.[1:12:24]   Who can we think of a comic, Jules? It's just like faggoty, like Janus Papus. Who's just faggoty?[1:12:33]   Think of some guys in the chat who are just faggoty and that might be the best word to[1:12:37]   describe them. A.B. is the best one i could think of recently. You should have seen him[1:12:43]   on Creator Clash. He's coming out and he's like... Did you guys watch that? We watched the whole...[1:12:50]   We watched the whole Creator Clash and we've got a great Aneesa story coming up today. I had no idea[1:12:55]   but apparently the whole world hates Aneesa. That's gonna be great. Creator Clash, the boxing match[1:13:00]   where everybody hugs at the end coming up. What was I uh right before this though? Dave Landau.[1:13:06]   So this big Blaze contract happens with Crowder. Remember he made all this stop Big Con. He made[1:13:12]   all this news and then um and then Crowder gets signed by Rumble which is a non-story because[1:13:21]   it's basically just like, oh Crowder's still on YouTube working with the enemy. Still doing that[1:13:28]   but his bonus content, his Scars Club will now be on Rumble. Wow congratulations. What a freedom[1:13:37]   fighter. You know my whole show is on Redbar not Rumble. My whole show is on Redbar. It's very[1:13:45]   costly. Steven Crowder doesn't have the money to build his own servers. Did you know that's[1:13:50]   why everybody uses Rumble or YouTube or something? Because it's free and because they pay them.[1:13:57]   They could run ads. They could do all this stuff. If they tried to do this stuff themselves,[1:14:01]   they'd probably be smaller than Redbar. They all know this. When you run it yourself,[1:14:08]   every new listener that you get, you have to pay for. Yes they're a cost now. Bandwidth is[1:14:14]   super expensive. Video bandwidth is super expensive. I don't know how Rumble is actually[1:14:19]   affording it. So be very careful putting all your eggs into Rumble. They might run out of money.[1:14:26]   They're on fake money right now. They're doing the thing and do you really trust Dave Rubin[1:14:32]   with your life? I mean think about this. This is your business. Let's say you had a restaurant.[1:14:39]   Mike's Meatball Madhouse. Okay a restaurant. You're gonna like buy a building or rent a[1:14:46]   building but it's all gonna be on the up and up. You're not gonna just leave it to chance. Like[1:14:51]   imagine building your restaurant but there's a chance you could get banned and then you'd have[1:14:55]   to just leave your restaurant and now you have no business. That's what these people are doing[1:15:01]   when they join any place to host their show. We host our show ourselves. It can't be taken away.[1:15:08]   We can't get banned. Nothing could happen and in turn we can say whatever we want. We don't have[1:15:14]   to worry about anything but it costs a ton of money to host your own shows. So a show as big[1:15:20]   as Crowder or H3. They literally couldn't do it. It would be millions and millions and millions[1:15:27]   of dollars to host their own show with the type of numbers they're getting. So they need a host.[1:15:35]   Somebody to cover those costs and run all the technical side of that because that's the other[1:15:39]   thing about having your own server. You got to build your player yourself. Every feature you[1:15:43]   want to add you kind of kind of build yourself and you got to make sure those features keep[1:15:47]   getting updated and it's a lot. So Crowder basically you know and imagine it in the terms[1:15:56]   of how you know it here. He basically moved his scars club mug club over to rumble. Now they pay[1:16:03]   the costs and wow big fucking whoop but you're still on youtube. Your main show is on youtube[1:16:12]   where you have to censor yourself. Where you say that they're out to get you all the time.[1:16:17]   Kind of sense does that make? Why don't you stick it to the man and leave? Do it all on rumble.[1:16:24]   Well obviously youtube has something to offer. I'd behave if I was just interested in money like[1:16:31]   they are. Just behave. Follow the youtube rules because it's a great deal you're getting from[1:16:37]   them. They're saving you millions of dollars a month maybe to be on youtube and they're getting[1:16:45]   you. You know you're not going to become a show with millions of fans if you're not on youtube.[1:16:51]   You're just not. If you just if Steven Crowder started a show and it was only at stevencrowd.com[1:16:57]   not on any network there'd be nobody there. He wouldn't have millions of people. You only have[1:17:02]   millions of people. You're getting free clicks on youtube all day. 75% of those clicks are free[1:17:09]   clicks coming from people maybe say in the sub or in the suggested or hey maybe you your show[1:17:15]   just started playing on autoplay after somebody watched something else. You're getting that click[1:17:21]   so you could count most of those clicks are fraudulent. For somebody who wants to[1:17:25]   count every fraudulent vote you'd think they'd be more interested in all their fraudulent clicks.[1:17:31]   I gotta have another drink. Cheers welcome to 420.[1:17:33]   Here these scotches huh so[1:17:41]   you know we've been covering Crowder since before all this and I've always found him to be a deceitful[1:17:46]   lying con man. You know a complete fraud. I stopped really covering him on the show because[1:17:53]   now if you cover a politico guy it just seems like you're the left but we covered him just because we[1:18:00]   hate him. So um Dave Landau he didn't come back when Louder with Crowder moved over to Rumble and[1:18:09]   they're back on youtube. He didn't come back. He was the co-host. The little tiny comedy boy.[1:18:16]   Um he didn't come back and we go what happened? We watched episode one of Steven Crowder's welcome[1:18:22]   back show. There's no mention of Dave Landau. Imagine that. That would be like if I came back[1:18:25]   for season 21 and Jules wasn't here but I just tried to like keep it moving. No mention.[1:18:33]   People would riot. Now during that week Dave Landau put out a little instagram. Do we have that?[1:18:39]   Don't we have that from last week? Maybe you could find that Jules. Dave Landau's uh instagram where[1:18:44]   he goes hey guys um I'm sadly not returning to Steven Crowder's show. I would love to but I have[1:18:51]   some shows coming up this week and uh so I won't be able to make it. Okay let's see. Did you uh[1:18:57]   I just texted it to you. Texted it to me. Look at that. She knows my number. Hey where'd she get it?[1:19:07]   You look cute today. Who's that? You. Whoa.[1:19:15]   I'm getting younger. I'm getting a little bit younger. You seem very young this week. Thank[1:19:20]   you. Yes. So here is Dave Landau. He's in his economy car. You can tell by that right?[1:19:29]   There's that little handle that you have on an economy car and that's economy fabric huh?[1:19:34]   Is that fabric? Why do cars have fabric on the roof? Imagine if your home had a fabric roof.[1:19:42]   You'd be humiliated. No I understand it's for noise sound dampening purposes and stuff. I know[1:19:49]   all about cars by the way. I'm not an anti-car dummy. I know a lot about a lot of separate[1:19:54]   hobbies. So here's Dave Landau and this came out the week Steven Crowder came back on Ramble.[1:20:02]   Wait. You know what that means. It's time for another half-het. Happy 420's heat.[1:20:13]   They were a group from my childhood. I thought they were so scary.[1:20:18]   Now I like Cypress Hill man. That's got a vibe to it. You know when's Cypress[1:20:34]   Hill like gonna come back? These songs deserve a resurgence. We do.[1:20:41]   But listen these beats were really good. This is what I[1:20:44]   when I think of everybody smoking in a little den together or everybody smoking in a living room[1:20:50]   getting high I think of this song. Picking hits from Bob-omb. Slow motion passing the joint[1:20:56]   as the camera dissolves to your phone. How do I look? You should see the progress I'm making in[1:21:03]   the gym by the way. You should see the progress. I don't see any progress on the camera myself.[1:21:08]   Hey once you get the progress you're looking for maybe you could wear a tank like those[1:21:15]   gentlemen at the Taylor concert. What is it called? Muscle Gaze? Yeah. Yeah. No I'm not[1:21:20]   gonna wear a tankini but I might be wearing some really hot. I hope by July I'll be able to debut[1:21:27]   the new body the new figure. I've got a brand new figure that I'll be debuting in July hopefully if[1:21:35]   all goes well and I don't get injured again I think I've made some uh as you as the British[1:21:41]   would say now you go I think I've made as the British would say some brilliant progress[1:21:48]   at the point you are now if you like super flex like oh and then I could trick greased you up[1:21:54]   and then you really flex really hard here's and I don't care I know what you guys are saying to me[1:21:59]   yes if I want to take a guy home with me today no I'm just if I was doing a photo shoot and I[1:22:07]   had some great lighting a great camera I oiled my body down and did like a really flexed out thing[1:22:14]   and took a picture and put it up it would be like the Kumail Nanjiani reveal[1:22:19]   you guys would go he's ripped he's ripped he's ripped you would I look like a Vietnamese MMA[1:22:26]   fighter right under here I'm not kidding it's creepy I didn't realize I was gonna be[1:22:33]   uh the Bruce Lee of loose leaf when I got into this I you know wanted to grow a little bit wider[1:22:42]   if I had my chest but you know you take what you could get everybody looks better ripped and[1:22:47]   better to be Bruce Lee than Bruce Almighty[1:22:54]   who had a bad body that's the guy from the office I wish I knew some boxers and MMA fighters so I[1:23:00]   could find the Alvarez but whose body looks most similar to yours I know it's like one of those[1:23:06]   and it's got hair all over it too like what's the guys who like fight first we're like the small[1:23:10]   guys and they're pretty skinny oh they're small and skinny but it's really cool and uh you know[1:23:20]   it's almost at the time you know I think by July it should be really good all going well I mean[1:23:24]   you know I get sick that's 10 days off I hurt myself I hurt myself almost every time I work[1:23:30]   out so that's another 10 days I'm up to one workout every eight days is that good I'm[1:23:35]   kidding we're at four days a week now four days a week we've returned and my power and endurance[1:23:39]   is like nothing you've ever seen I'm really feeling good you should see me I'm kicking[1:23:43]   through walls she's doing great she's got abs now by the way real human abs so a lot of 30-year-old[1:23:49]   women look completely disgusting and I'm very happy I've got a wife with abs everything else[1:23:55]   is fine thank you so okay Dave Landau let's talk about him this is what Dave Landau posted[1:24:01]   um while uh when Crowder returned here you go[1:24:07]   oh now he is a working comic and yes he'll even look short in video like even just his head looks[1:24:15]   short right you know I have some of those people where like I mean we don't even see his height[1:24:20]   but he looks short right he's got a short looking head I'm gonna refresh it's just fucking me up[1:24:25]   with the you have to quickly unmute as soon as you're really crazy that they make you do that[1:24:31]   it's me Dave Landau a lot of you have been asking if I'm going to be continuing with[1:24:35]   Lauder with Crowder and I wanted to let you know that I am not I'm sorry it's taken so[1:24:40]   long to give you that answer I was supposed to do a couple of episodes this week but unfortunately[1:24:44]   there is a scheduling conflict um I wish them a lot of luck at rumble I really do and a lot of[1:24:49]   success I just have to pursue uh the things that I need to pursue right now and just do the scheduling[1:24:55]   and story up and some other things I I just am unable to do it right now uh I really want to[1:25:00]   say thank you to the fans I really do the love and support that you have shown me they're all[1:25:05]   psycho they're christian tell you how grateful I am for you thank you for everything I greatly[1:25:12]   greatly appreciate it boy everybody Crowder fans are the most satanic christians you'll ever meet[1:25:17]   they're psychotic they all have blonde hair in eyes that could stare through a brick[1:25:23]   and they don't know up from I mean really these kids are psycho it's like the children of the corn[1:25:28]   who listens to that show was your child the children of the corn you know does he know[1:25:34]   Isaiah Morichai people like that that's who listens to Crowder I mean it's like church[1:25:38]   groups of psycho weird churches and like texas back lands badlands and uh these people aren't[1:25:47]   good I mean pockets of people you know like worshiping uh it's nuts man there's nobody[1:25:54]   good that likes Crowder and if you watch Crowder's show you'll understand very quickly it's doesn't[1:26:00]   really make any sense it's almost like it was written by AI where when you watch Crowder's show[1:26:06]   it's very hard to even follow or know what his point telling a story or explaining what yeah[1:26:12]   this is what no one says about Crowder they act like he's the best in the biz just because he's[1:26:17]   got a high marketing number on youtube remember there's a difference between people that are good[1:26:22]   and people that are great at marketing and deceiving and tricking I'm going to talk about[1:26:29]   some comics uh today that are out there to deceive and trick you using millions of dollars in[1:26:37]   marketing I'm going to tell you about that today but yeah people don't often mention how stupid[1:26:43]   Crowder is he's not good at telling a story he's not good at expressing a point you could watch[1:26:49]   him for an hour and 40 minutes and not know what the hell he's kind of even implying even sometimes[1:26:56]   he'll have a little saga or like drama that's going on yeah like a 25-minute video and sit[1:27:01]   everybody down and be like I have to talk about this important thing that's happening and then[1:27:05]   you'll watch the full 20 minutes and it was all just kind of loose talk yeah and he's good at that[1:27:12]   I'll say yeah he's got talent it's saying a bunch of words that kind of make you go I just must have[1:27:16]   missed what his point you know it's like uh but there is no point it's kind of all larshpen what[1:27:24]   is it what is that called larshpen copy uh copy ravioli and uh it doesn't really make any sense[1:27:34]   and you watch it you go I don't really understand what's happening here I don't[1:27:37]   he's always saying we're at war stop the steel fight like hell I wouldn't encourage anybody to[1:27:45]   fight like anything I mean that's really a bad idea and he knows if you have to yeah fight like[1:27:50]   who heaven fight like heaven which is what non-existent fighting which is what Crowder[1:27:57]   should want yes Crowder he's a man of god a Christian you know they have involved in hell[1:28:02]   do you know they have a prayer before their show and please I know I just did the trans thing and[1:28:07]   now this listen if you're a right-wing psycho don't get mad at me right now just have fun[1:28:14]   just enjoy this like steel toasters have some fun okay don't get so wrapped up in this I'm not your[1:28:21]   enemy I'll never be your enemy I'm never gonna turn on you what's going on with there's nothing[1:28:26]   to fear by the way because I got bored of that after the first week and I think I'm back to[1:28:30]   hating Melton um oh wow you hate Melton I would never say that about I think Melton is he got a[1:28:36]   haircut just like me he got a haircut I clicked one of his episodes yesterday just to check in[1:28:40]   on him and he had a new haircut that makes him basically look exactly like Aaron from steel toe[1:28:46]   but fat yeah so Aaron from steel toe is yeah there's a thin hideous nerd and then a fat[1:28:53]   hideous nerd with bad clothes they're both hideous nerds with bad clothes and bad attitudes and[1:29:00]   uh just I mean you know you gotta think about that when you're watching a guy[1:29:06]   would you bring this guy home to your parents and show this guy to your parents as your boyfriend[1:29:13]   would you ever actually do you see what Melton's wearing and I gotta think here's what I gotta[1:29:18]   think if you don't find how Melton or this Aaron from steel toe looks then you must look equal or[1:29:26]   worse if you don't find them to be atrocious nerds then you must be one of the atrocious[1:29:36]   so it uh it makes perfect sense you know most human beings if they saw Melton like if they[1:29:42]   were scrolling through tv channels and line them up they go what the hell is this big fat fucking[1:29:46]   nerd with zits with this blurry camera what the fuck they wouldn't watch and like it so you got[1:29:52]   to think am I a normal human being or am I psycho nerd um you know that's all there is to it but[1:30:00]   they're both very good broadcasters they're both very good um yes they're making a lot of money[1:30:07]   and super chits do you know this Aaron makes upwards of 800 and Melton makes 400[1:30:16]   so uh you know very very good at their job but um the point was Melton got a haircut right what[1:30:24]   was the point was that I don't know you just mentioned steel tone I was wondering if there[1:30:28]   was oh yeah we got off what was my main thing about oh Crowder and Dave Landau oh you're gonna[1:30:32]   love this you're gonna love this Dave Landau goes on Michael Malice's podcast this morning[1:30:38]   and tells all exposes Steve and us Crowder everything we ever thought about him is right[1:30:46]   every hint you know sometimes when you've never shown any hard evidence you go oh I must be just[1:30:52]   you know throwing darts at the wind here like link bank that McNeil I must just be imagining[1:30:59]   that Crowder's this way I must have just built him up in my head to be this psycho no it was[1:31:04]   all true in Landau little Landau five twos cute Landau you know I only can love one fool at a[1:31:13]   time so now that I love Landau yes we love Landau and we uh I would like to work with Landau[1:31:20]   and get involved in his business management Landau was the co-host he quits okay um well he[1:31:26]   doesn't quit you gotta hear what happened let's open up this file he was on Michael Malice and[1:31:30]   I gotta say I'm in love with two men today that are fags Dave Landau and Michael Malice[1:31:36]   Michael Malice is actually gay his last name is Malice that's his given name and he's gay[1:31:47]   hi I'm Mike Deceit what what's wrong with that hi Mike Thieve hi I'm Mike Thieve[1:31:56]   wait people are talking about link in the chat for some reason oh I brought up link biscuits[1:32:01]   oh there's so much going on I know we're all over the place today but[1:32:05]   so many everything we're wanting listen Coachella gets ruined link McNeil from Rhett and Link outed[1:32:12]   as a bad guy kind of they all turned on him like we pretty and that was another one of our[1:32:17]   we're going there's no way link from Rhett and Link is ever going to get busted doing anything[1:32:22]   bad he's the most wholesome guy on online but I wished and I hoped and I predicted and I would[1:32:27]   sit there watching Rhett and Link and I go this Lee I'm telling you something bad's gonna happen[1:32:32]   every fucking day of my life every good mythical morning fuck I wish we could cover[1:32:37]   I know there's so much to cover there's so much to cover out there we were just discussing special[1:32:42]   episode like once a month where we just cover Rhett and Link's more work red ban would love it[1:32:48]   Ryan red ban he's coming up today too uh I know there's something we were just discussing the[1:32:54]   other day how every there's so many fools now online and they make so much content like[1:33:03]   every fool puts out like eight hours of foolery a week now it didn't used to be like that it[1:33:10]   used to be like on red bar we would cover fools you'd have to wait a month till their next incident[1:33:15]   now every day is hours of incidents so hard to even pick like Josh Denny's example I could do a[1:33:22]   whole show on just Denny he's that insane and it's every day he's that insane but who has the time[1:33:30]   so today this week was big I've got like 800 names swirling you could yell out a name of somebody[1:33:39]   famous yeah I got a story for you that's how crazy it's getting you know so a little overwhelming[1:33:49]   trying to contain it all here today let's stick the table and let's open this up let's open up[1:33:54]   this file now what's so exciting about this and again this is how it all ties in you got Landau[1:34:00]   he came from Kumiya well now he's involved with Steven Crowder and now Landau is fired and Steven[1:34:06]   Crowder get this here you want to see how it all Steven Crowder is now involved with Brian Callen[1:34:13]   and Nick DePaulo what this is what I mean did you ever think Brian Callen would be on Crowder's[1:34:22]   network you know five years ago yeah Callen's gonna be on Crowder's network that's like a psycho[1:34:28]   mashup like a mashup of your dreams fantasy thing that would be like right now I said yeah Josh[1:34:35]   Denny is gonna be dating Taylor Swift next year she'd go hahaha very funny but now I'm telling[1:34:41]   you this stuff happened so Brian Callen is like the new Dave Landau on Crowder almost[1:34:49]   well let's hear about how the old Dave Landau the original Dave Landau was treated you're not[1:34:55]   gonna believe this uh let's pull this next up yeah Dave Landau on Michael Malice and I also put in[1:35:03]   next up the Crowder stuff we had from last week that we never got to just in case there was any[1:35:07]   other thing so again this is why it's so exciting for me because let's say I don't care about Dave[1:35:13]   Landau I don't care about Crowder well you got to care about Callen then you got to care about[1:35:19]   Nick DePaulo then or Cooney it's all there's so many guys involved you're gonna love one of them[1:35:24]   so lucky how that turned out over here so here's your welcome with Michael Malice you should be on[1:35:30]   Compound Media with Anthony Crummier and um now it's not I gotta say Michael Malice is good wait[1:35:39]   till you hear he's good interviewer pull stuff out he reiterates great in this episode and you know[1:35:44]   why because he's a stinking gay only gays and me care about the little pettiness and making sure[1:35:54]   you hear it I'll like to say when a guy does something bad I like to repeat it to you eight[1:35:57]   or nine times you really understand so does Malice you'll see how great he is at pulling[1:36:03]   stuff out of Dave here today and reiterating here we go tune in let's watch happy White Pill is[1:36:10]   available now at whitepillbook.com and add this episode is brought to you by Patriot Gold that's[1:36:16]   a good currency Patriot Gold is a great company I work with them I make the gold okay oh there they[1:36:25]   are and they're doing the show over zoom which is one of my favorite uh production styles zoom[1:36:31]   it looks good rooms nothing behind him you know you gotta think imagine what these people's[1:36:37]   apartments look like you gotta have something around okay here good morning you're welcome[1:36:44]   with Michael Malice and Dave Landon good afternoon Michael Malice here let that be your welcome for[1:36:49]   the I am a fan to be a really fun and exciting episode because we have with us my dear friend[1:36:57]   comedian Dave Landau he's the opposite of Dave Smith your jokes land and you've got some a lot[1:37:03]   of good news to talk to us about you also I want to talk about your new comedy special which is[1:37:08]   called a Prison 10 I can't wait to want to watch it it's going to be awesome okay new comedy[1:37:14]   special right that done I'd love to see that I'm addicted to watching the first eight minutes of a[1:37:18]   special to know that I was right all right let's go to two minutes in uh for the first you can go[1:37:25]   to 7.55 oh great thank you Jules he just says that he's staying with the blaze well that's big news[1:37:30]   okay two minutes in yeah there's so many I think this is like it's like an hour long I'll go fast[1:37:34]   I'll go okay I hope it's not an hour long I mean pretty much the whole episode never tell people[1:37:39]   how long something's gonna take scares him fuck scares him don't worry this is worth your time[1:37:45]   I don't I'm not gonna waste your time ever[1:37:50]   watch this okay it's actually it's a it's part partially a manifesto but it's written in crayon[1:37:57]   which you taught me the word crayon yes I say no riffing please that's fair no riffing true story[1:38:04]   um I'm actually going to be having a sketch show coming out and bit of a podcast and that's going[1:38:10]   to be coming out on the blaze uh I decided to announce it here first the the I got a subject[1:38:17]   deceitful the evil deceitful blaze now blaze to me is a hate group I hope you know this blaze tv[1:38:27]   it's a hate group wake up what else is a hate group now uh daily wire that is a hate group[1:38:36]   I hope you know this it's an allowed legal hate group it's the new KKK the KKK is nothing now[1:38:48]   this is like if the KKK had a television studio and broadcast all day the only time you used to[1:38:54]   see KKK on tv was on Jerry Springer they'd come on they'd do their oath and then they'd go home[1:39:02]   and everybody would have a great time there's all these people that just consume all this[1:39:06]   conservative entertainment it almost is like they don't even really know what they're seeing like[1:39:11]   for example I was reading the comments of this episode and there were so many people[1:39:15]   that were like man I love Crowder and I watch for entertainment and I'm not really conservative but[1:39:21]   it's crazy to see how he treated you Dave this makes me think of him different and I'm like[1:39:25]   you've been consuming Crowder just for fun that's like going to the most serious church[1:39:32]   every Sunday for your whole life and praying for nine hours a day and then being like oh I don't[1:39:37]   believe in god well then when you get in the chair like Matt Walsh will tweet something like I want[1:39:42]   to rip a trans person's heart out with my bare hands and there'll be people in the comments that[1:39:46]   are like I really like you Matt and you're a reasonable guy but this is too far and it's[1:39:51]   like isn't that what you it's insane well people we've discovered and this is true people are[1:39:56]   really really really retarded like um you know even half the people here you know they've got[1:40:04]   no mind and they don't know what the hell's up from down they take you know this is what I think[1:40:08]   really is going on in the world this is really important listen to this I think this is going on[1:40:13]   there there's a lot of two types of people out there so you know how like some kids they say[1:40:22]   have add like a lot of kids they say have a add and they can't pay attention they can't get any[1:40:27]   work done at school you know they can't concentrate but then there are some kids that are born[1:40:33]   brainiacs you know that are uh at school and they're able to to listen to the teacher know[1:40:38]   exactly what she's saying they study and then they pass the test and they really could put[1:40:42]   their all into it they have no problems concentrating they concentrate great and they're[1:40:48]   just naturally born that way but then there's other kids they can't perform that way unless[1:40:55]   they have adderall I almost believe I'm one of those kids I think you're one too I actually[1:41:01]   think now we don't take adderall it's the devil's uh speed and um it really is it's like a[1:41:14]   really twisted evil dark experience I believe adderall now occasionally when I want to have[1:41:21]   some fun I'll do adderall but it's about the same as having a drink we're doing it because it's[1:41:30]   you know crazy so but there are millions of people around adderall every day and now they have the[1:41:36]   ability to keep up with those natural brainiacs and they could get all this stuff done and[1:41:42]   it makes you know tedious tasks almost fun to do you know you could really uh focus in on something[1:41:50]   and it it you know it feels good because you're on you know really high doses of speed it feels[1:41:57]   really good I remember the first time I did adderall I could not believe how good I felt[1:42:03]   but I wasn't realizing that I was out of control that I was a high drug person you know I almost[1:42:11]   think that uh it should be the reversed you know it should be that the brainiacs in the world the[1:42:18]   people who are naturally like that they should have to take a downer to get back down to our[1:42:24]   level and no one should take adderall we should just take the guys who have the natural drive[1:42:30]   and knock it down that seems way more fair it's way more fair because what you're doing[1:42:35]   is you're enticing everybody to compete as if we're in the bike race with uh you know the guy on[1:42:42]   steroids lance armstrong you're forcing everybody who wants to compete you know especially in[1:42:49]   certain industries that hey if you don't take adderall you cannot compete with your mom's house[1:42:55]   podcast and their level of energy in social media so they force people to compete I say[1:43:04]   let's knock everybody down a bit uh but then there are also two types out there it's another[1:43:11]   two typer it's um people who don't get subtle jokes and this is a huge percentage of people[1:43:22]   this is what most arguments stem from this is where most miscommunication in the world comes[1:43:26]   from it's from people who don't understand like here's an example like when I go dude[1:43:31]   mountain fucking rules we love mountain now I'm not necessarily being sarcastic[1:43:38]   but I don't love mountain for real but I love them[1:43:45]   and there are people where that just they just hear I love them and they go why would you love[1:43:50]   them what was another great example of where people get this wrong every time we had one[1:43:55]   uh in the bringback group just last week it was somebody made a fake hila klein only fans[1:44:03]   screenshot this was in our bringback group I was people fell for that one it was just a screenshot[1:44:09]   of hila klein you know and the idea was oh hila klein opened in only fans and there's a screenshot[1:44:16]   everyone believed it in the comments none of you thought oh that's a photo shop[1:44:22]   you know that blows my mind and then you go I just don't know how many miscommunications[1:44:30]   micro miscommunications like this are happening throughout the world that is leading us to all go[1:44:36]   nuts you know so um uh what did that have to do with dave landau and and and there are two types[1:44:45]   of people there are people who don't just yes we love dave landau but please understand we hate his[1:44:52]   guys but we love him for this he fucking rules though and he does rule and you're gonna love[1:44:59]   this he's now on blaze and now so is blaze just doing this to stick at the crowd is blaze just[1:45:06]   doing this because why would blaze hire dave landau to do a sketch show the blaze is a hate[1:45:12]   group are they hoping that he'll do comedic hate to pass out are they're gonna give him little[1:45:18]   notes like so we want to do a sketch about how we need to uh eliminate you know this group here[1:45:23]   why are you doing that for us in a nice like friendlier way what is they're thinking or do[1:45:28]   they are they just show mad at steven crowder they're like ah we got your co-host in all your[1:45:33]   secrets haha either way dave landau is now on the blaze first because you're one of my very good[1:45:40]   friends and a lot of people have been asking me where i'm going and what i'm doing and it was[1:45:45]   hard to make that decision actually it will seems very hard but um it was a decision that i did have[1:45:51]   to make and uh i'm happy to be doing it and it's going to be something that i'm doing with a group[1:45:56]   of friends and i'm really really excited do not bring any friends over to the blaze you're all[1:46:01]   going to get fucked you're all going to be in hell in five or six years tops so um he's over[1:46:09]   the blaze you know um this interview is really great i didn't know michael malice hated crowder[1:46:14]   i didn't know dave landau hated crowder they both do you know the other important thing to know[1:46:20]   about dave is that dave has two kids all right is it two it's at least one at least one at least[1:46:28]   one kid and a wife and yes they are together in michigan sucking dick in michigan they live near[1:46:38]   m&m and when he got hired to anthony kumi who lives in new york dave landau decided[1:46:46]   to basically leave his family this was years ago already decided to leave his family and move to[1:46:52]   new york city um and then he said i'd see him on the weekends i'd see him on the days off[1:47:01]   what you're going to learn today is that dave landau you know not only did he do that with[1:47:06]   kumi left his family to go do anthony kumi for what could be like 175 bucks a week[1:47:12]   seriously he then got scooped up by crowder remember that he left his family again to do[1:47:19]   crowd listen to his schedule listen to his schedule monday tuesday wednesday thursday[1:47:25]   and friday he has to be at crowder's then he does stand-up comedy shows on saturday[1:47:33]   so when does he fly back to michigan to see his family he's abandoned his family for about[1:47:43]   uh 175 bucks a week in the chance to be either on kumia or on crowder that is not a good person you[1:47:53]   need to know that you don't abandon your family if you want to have this family and now you're[1:47:58]   under you got to be there leaving your family for this long every i mean what does he see him[1:48:04]   two times a month it could be two times a month for this it's not like he's making millions of[1:48:11]   dollars he's got to take this opportunity and then he'll be back this is just year after year[1:48:17]   after year and i i hope he's not planning on doing that again and moving from the place you need to[1:48:22]   stay home now you're in michigan now no more cities stay you're gonna do your sketch show[1:48:31]   oh no i bet you anything he's moving there's no such thing as filming a sketch show in michigan[1:48:36]   where you're gonna film it and arbor you out of your mind michigan is a dead state[1:48:46]   so uh some thinning hair up top there i mean i think i have the same haircut as him today[1:48:51]   i was thinking almost but why does some guys insist on going so much farther in the corner[1:48:58]   yes so i'll explain this yes so see how far you know what i need a pointer i have a pointer you[1:49:03]   did or did you break it again got a bandana uh yeah i probably broke it but yeah here i could[1:49:13]   show you with the mouse here see how like he shaves it up and it goes in and then that really[1:49:19]   looks bad you gotta one more it's gotta go like this you shouldn't go in i mean that is so silly[1:49:27]   and you really look pathetic also look how small he looks in here look how little and it's like[1:49:35]   how are you working with anybody with this body who the fuck would ever want to be around the[1:49:40]   definition of a working comic i'm working in his comedy career is just bullshit is denny's[1:49:46]   it's like a fucking nonsense fake there's so many people who say they do comedy and they just get[1:49:52]   hired at like wisconsin dell's for a hundred bucks and perform for a crowd of like 15 people but they[1:49:58]   do that every weekend so they're like oh i'm a traveling comic you're not you're not real unless[1:50:04]   you're in that main click and talked about with that main click daily you're not a comic okay[1:50:10]   seriously you're not you know um you're like a wannabe comic that does shit holes and you know[1:50:20]   you're not good at this you don't nobody wants to look and anybody who would be a fan of you is[1:50:25]   nutso all right let's hear uh some of this we're gonna go to seven minutes right seven yes 7 55[1:50:32]   7 55 wait till you hear all this it's so good burning in hell um but you also had some other[1:50:39]   news so you're officially have left louder with crowder i did i left i left a while ago yeah a[1:50:45]   little while ago um i had left um i think we talked we talked that day a bit uh i had had[1:50:53]   jury duty actually when i was gonna go back onto the show oh i had offered uh an nda uh that i[1:51:00]   turned down and uh they he did give me a nice you know going away uh thing yeah you know gift i[1:51:09]   don't want to get into it but it was still just it but they decided not to have me back on i[1:51:13]   decided to leave decided uh and i walked from the show it was a long time coming about a year now[1:51:20]   he was claiming that he had jury duty the week he was supposed to be on his goodbye episode[1:51:26]   he's gonna explain it all what kind of person can't get out of jury duty when you don't even[1:51:30]   live in the state that the jury's in how do you not get out of you know that's such an excuse[1:51:36]   jury can i see the paperwork he wanted to go to the jury duty so he would have an excuse to not[1:51:41]   i mean if you go to jury duty something's up with you i've never been to jury duty i will never go[1:51:47]   to jury duty what are they going to do yeah but you don't understand his predicament he was so[1:51:52]   under crowder's thumb even jury duty is like a vacation that means you sign all these forms yeah[1:51:57]   well maybe steven good point all right let's hear some more oh it was just through various contract[1:52:03]   issues and not it it's an odd thing because i wanted to address it and we had talked about it[1:52:10]   a little bit you made a very good point to me of like i could either bring it up or have my story[1:52:14]   be told for me yeah and um i don't it sucks because i i'm never one of those sneaky malice[1:52:21]   told him that so he could get this sneaky malice is so good sneaky malice knows exactly what he's[1:52:26]   doing um 197 000 views 10 hours ago okay i wanted to see yeah malice has got he's kind of big[1:52:36]   in the uh whatever you call that new scene at psychos but you know what malice is uh i'll tell[1:52:42]   you after listening to him today he's all right in my book go out and kind of it doesn't feel[1:52:48]   like narking you know what i mean but it's it's one of those things where after what happened[1:52:53]   even when i left anthony's show there were so many people that drew their own[1:52:57]   show for people that don't know me i used to be the co-host there so many conclusions were drawn[1:53:02]   to what actually happened as opposed to what actually happened fuck why didn't we try to make[1:53:06]   him our co-host for today i know you know what a surprise that would be after showing all this and[1:53:12]   now introducing my new permanent hello mike i'm ready to work wait till you hear what this fucking[1:53:20]   worker had to do and i don't want people to think that that there's things that went on behind the[1:53:28]   scenes that didn't yeah so just to fill in the blanks i think a lot of times and we've all[1:53:35]   experienced this on social media i certainly have when someone doesn't uh get their story out and[1:53:41]   there's gaps uh the audiences will fill in those gaps for you and leap to all sorts of conclusions[1:53:47]   and just kind of create a narrative that doesn't at all comport to reality and not that it matters[1:53:52]   dave landau is what's called a disposable fake human being nobody cares about his life his story[1:54:00]   how much he gets fucked over he's literally like a pushover nothing invisible man um which is why[1:54:07]   it's so great you know dave landau thinks he's on here because michael malice respects him he's[1:54:12]   trying to get dirt on crowder from you it's the only reason you even exist you're like tom from[1:54:18]   succession you're uh barely here anymore okay you're fucked in fact um he's an interloper he's[1:54:30]   an interloper so should we go to the next one here to get through yeah go to okay so he starts talking[1:54:36]   about it they're oh yeah the 950 i'm right here yeah you can keep playing first um so a lot of[1:54:40]   times when it's a lot of times i don't always do this but it's important to be like all right[1:54:45]   here's the tea this is what really happened and so on and so forth do you want to talk a bit about[1:54:50]   like you know what led up to this decision on your part yeah um i guess the the beginning of it was[1:54:59]   everything was going pretty well at the beginning of the show when i when did you join that show[1:55:03]   let's talk about that okay uh i joined the show in i was first offered february 2001 okay 2001[1:55:14]   no 2021 okay we needed to make america laugh because they knew something was on the horizon[1:55:25]   i joined in my fifth year of high school um which is a fact the first time i've ever laughed at a[1:55:30]   podcast in my life this show was just gonna say the image of them both laughing and then you[1:55:37]   laughing together with them put that together with love for landau signed mike okay they do[1:55:44]   go to 1120 because it gets bitty so 1120 that's a holiday of mine too you know that[1:55:50]   that's where i celebrate not going to thanksgiving 1120 michael malice is a good interviewer but he[1:55:56]   has to intercut every question with a little bit of his own well you know what he's showcasing his[1:56:01]   personality on what could be a big episode for you're right you know he's great i was hired for[1:56:06]   it's definitely a grind uh but that was part of it um the the pot was sweetened so to speak is[1:56:13]   what i was offered it was not this gigantic payday that everybody seemed to think it was[1:56:18]   uh almost no bump but i love a small payday i love a pathetic pittance uh i love a person who[1:56:28]   doesn't get paid much um dave landau was not making any big money on this show in fact because[1:56:35]   i don't know if we'll get to this part he said he was making a thousand dollars more a year[1:56:40]   yeah that's what he just said oh he just said that i think so yeah a thousand dollars more[1:56:44]   a year than he was making at cumios and we all know he was getting 175 a week at cumios we knew[1:56:51]   that so and here's how you know someone's getting paid more when they go i made a thousand dollars[1:56:56]   more a year how could you even notice that if you unless you were getting paid such a small[1:57:02]   you know who else got a thousand dollars more a year our contest winners yeah okay and they did[1:57:08]   nothing that's how small that number should be to a guy who's on a show with millions of viewers[1:57:15]   and working eight hours a day six days a week on it eight hours a day six days a week for years[1:57:22]   and you're getting paid i mean probably less than forty thousand dollars a year so um he has no[1:57:30]   nothing to show for it now you know he can't he probably had to pay for all of his own flights[1:57:36]   back and forth to see his family of course he did and wait to hear how crowder dicked him over[1:57:42]   crowder was so strict with him it's really phenomenal i thank dave landau for doing this[1:57:48]   because it's everything we always figured with crowder and more crowder is uh you know and you[1:57:56]   would like to say he's fucked in any other universe you would go he's fucking done there's[1:58:02]   no way he could survive this that's how psycho crowder's fans are they won't even bat an eye to[1:58:08]   this crowder doesn't even have to defend himself against what you're about to hear the fans aren't[1:58:14]   going anywhere they won't care they won't listen they won't know that's how fucking psycho because[1:58:21]   in any other timeline when you're you hear what dave's gonna say the guy he was saying about[1:58:27]   should be over not in this world there you go seemed to think it was uh almost no bump but[1:58:35]   you didn't get 50 million dollars no no i didn't get i got about a grand extra year but i really[1:58:40]   you know it's hard to talk about money but it was it was but i knew that it would help on the road[1:58:45]   and you know he wanted me to be there on more fridays um and that started being a point of[1:58:50]   tension yes because we knew it you know uh we always imagine and fantasize that there was[1:58:55]   tension but that was just us right you know and i'd be in the comments of critters[1:59:00]   oh they've landed on crowder uh-oh we're talking about each other[1:59:05]   so it's just a mic fantasy and now i hear there's a point of tension okay let's hear about this[1:59:11]   ten more fridays um and that started being a point of tension because i started making money[1:59:17]   on the road but and i did say i would be there on more fridays but every time i would show up[1:59:23]   he wouldn't show up okay and i just said all right well i'm just gonna wear it every time you[1:59:30]   showed up on friday he wouldn't show up what do you mean he wouldn't show up let's find out[1:59:34]   throw up okay and i just said all right well i'm just gonna work or go and see my son and you know[1:59:42]   he's in detroit and i said as long as everything was working out there was a possibility that they[1:59:46]   could move there yeah they mean you're your family yes so about a year went by and things[1:59:52]   had gotten more tense like things were more more tense for example uh restrictive um i had been[2:00:01]   more censored as things went on sensor i couldn't censored on crowder no no no he's trying to stop[2:00:08]   big con crowder hates censorship in fact he turned down 50 million dollars because of[2:00:14]   the even the uh idea that censorship could be used against him if he were to get a youtube ban[2:00:22]   uh so i can't imagine crowder censoring a comedian on the free speech you know world network[2:00:32]   i had been more censored as things were where i couldn't for example say the word come[2:00:39]   okay uh like ejaculate i forgot when i made the joke that was offensive or whatever it was you[2:00:45]   could only eat it you couldn't say it's going to go in your mouth i could eat it i have like a[2:00:51]   did we see this episode of dave making some joke that might have included come and crowder getting[2:00:58]   getting mad and we would notice stuff like that like dave would do a joke and you would see crowder[2:01:02]   be you know it's that's the best part about fools is they really used to coup me yeah the best part[2:01:08]   about fools is that they show you how they feel that's why it's so easy to predict where they're[2:01:13]   going to go and what they hate and what they like uh every one of our favorite fools you can see it[2:01:19]   in their eyes when they're doing something when they're up to something when they uh are mad sad[2:01:24]   scared agitated it's amazing not me i mean you'll never know you know i even go above and beyond to[2:01:33]   do other moves throughout the show to really throw people off you'll never know what's bothering me[2:01:39]   but the fools will they'll let you know so we've got some censorship points of tension[2:01:45]   he didn't like crowder saying come i could understand that you know again who's crowder's[2:01:50]   audience the church the scary church you know the church where they're crying and singing and[2:01:58]   shaking and baptizing all day uh crowder's worried about that you know remember crowder is his main[2:02:07]   job is to pander to this audience keep this thing afloat do exactly what these people want to hear[2:02:14]   and so he doesn't want to scare them off with cum[2:02:17]   spoon or i agree with that say yummy yum yums when referring to it but i could never actually[2:02:23]   say i could eat it with a fork i could eat it on a ship nobody's talking about eating cum buddy[2:02:30]   he said i couldn't see the word cum and michael mouse is obsessed with this thought of cooking[2:02:33]   and eating cum which i won't even let jules do to be honest it's too grotesque cum should be shot[2:02:42]   into a uh into orbit and out of the hell out of your house it's really a vile you know my[2:02:50]   cum has opened a window my cum has a thick smell to it that smells like the body's failing it's[2:02:58]   like between yellow and green yeah it's a greenish yellow smoky smoky it stings it leaves a line[2:03:07]   in it leaves a red line on your hand a turmeric stain yuck so i don't want to hear about nobody[2:03:15]   eating it and i hope michael malus is an eating cum you know think about that the next time your[2:03:21]   conservatorship is due or whatever you do uh michael malus your conservative hero is eating[2:03:27]   his own jizz okay i could call i could refer to i could go those are nice gutters you have[2:03:35]   but i couldn't say that i had the gutters vascular i'm very pleased with them these days yeah[2:03:40]   oh you're still there they're back yeah good for you i i don't have cum gutters at all[2:03:46]   don't say that that bothers us i hate riffing especially if you're trying to get the info and[2:03:52]   then they start yeah yeah we'll see some more rippers like to be a guy who's trying to get[2:03:58]   info from red bar he must be going insane exactly like if you try to watch red bar for screw-ups[2:04:03]   you're just gonna go crazy because all the high quality high-end riffing now um yeah riffing and[2:04:10]   podcasts needs to go especially podcasts where you're exposing people i just want to hear about[2:04:15]   the expose you know i just don't i'm sorry i forgot about the email you sent me no you're not[2:04:25]   allowed to use my gutters the manual you know and it goes it always goes they take it three rounds[2:04:30]   too many you could do one riff good get back to it then they go oh this is fun let's keep playing[2:04:35]   with each other with our improv let's keep showing off which is what riffing is it's showing off it's[2:04:42]   not a good look you'll always know when a comedian is showing off it's when they start riffing and[2:04:47]   they start smiling as if they're larry david and jeff sitting in a deli smiling about how funny[2:04:54]   they're being to each other yes i'll show you an example of that with mark norman coming up[2:04:59]   norman okay labor is verbose i'm sorry i don't have the cum um and then you know it became a[2:05:08]   little weird because a light was put in where it was his rant button okay this is interesting[2:05:14]   a light was put in okay now i've got lights put in everywhere but this particular light[2:05:22]   is a special red light for crowder to hit under his desk matt lauer's style[2:05:29]   so that everybody in the room knew no talking crowder is speaking no joke might be a good idea[2:05:36]   i'd love to have a button like that you know wear it on around my neck when i go to a restaurant i'm[2:05:42]   sorry as you can see the light is on that's no talking so i would love to have that but[2:05:48]   crowder actually implemented this in his studio listen to this and it was basically a dave don't[2:05:54]   talk button wait so there's literally a light bulb what color was the light bulb it was four[2:06:01]   lights in a row and when it was hit i wasn't supposed to talk and they said like dave landau[2:06:11]   don't talk don't speak button you know what's so funny i just saw brian callen sitting in that[2:06:19]   exact same chair landau is sitting in is that button now the brian callen zip it button oh[2:06:27]   brian callen are you closing your mouth because the lights on and crowder is shocking listen to[2:06:33]   this like a regular colored light bulb was it like red uh it was like a light a yellow uh okay[2:06:39]   bright yellow like uh you know like yield so it's like off camera but in your eyes the eyesight[2:06:45]   yes and i was pressing the button or was there a producer pressing the button he would press it[2:06:50]   steve so like under like mr burns like he had a button under his desk or whatever the table and[2:06:57]   when it's steven's turn to talk and dave needs to shut the f up he presses this button yes how do i[2:07:03]   get this to happen because frankly we're 13 minutes in and you're already on my last number[2:07:09]   wow malice being very she's hitting it now it's too funny for this type of show i'll tell you[2:07:15]   that too funny you're confusing the minds of the people who watch this show believe me are you[2:07:20]   gonna get one of those buttons for me i would never do that no i want to get a button where[2:07:24]   you talk more thank you because i'm husband of the year you really we also have jewels in the house[2:07:32]   okay let's hear some more about this button oh oh that's that's just zoom doing it um yeah he uh[2:07:41]   yeah he uh he had that well and then he i was told that he's like well that was always there[2:07:46]   and i'm like no i would have noticed the the light and been told about it that's[2:07:51]   folks you know how express okay an ad from express vpn a service no one needs you can skip to 17 13[2:07:57]   you guys know a vpn slows down your internet by about 90 percent i don't care what you say i of[2:08:04]   course run vpns and all of our equipment so crowder installed the light and just i'm skipping[2:08:09]   through this ad by the way yes so he installed the light and crowder takes his role very seriously[2:08:17]   as he should uh with all the money he's making he should take it serious are we going to here uh[2:08:24]   1712 wherever that ends there you go let's hear some more let's get back to the show[2:08:29]   wait so you were it's wait wait in all in all seriousness it's possible that the bulb was[2:08:34]   always there but i mean it is of no relevance if some light comes on if you're not informed of the[2:08:41]   fact that the purpose of this light is to silence you like if you're not in a room and a lamp turns[2:08:45]   on we're not like oh oh crap crowder's talking somewhere let's just be quiet quiet well it's[2:08:50]   almost literal gaslighting except with electricity because you're like no it was[2:08:59]   the reboot is it's always been electricity it was never a gas yeah it's updated for the 50s[2:09:07]   and you're like i know i know it wasn't there you know so wait so[2:09:11]   how were you informed that there is uh don't talk light and what was your reaction[2:09:17]   um great question i was pissed a bit because i know my job i know that he talks a lot i know[2:09:26]   that he's the star of the show i know when to throw him what he needs to be thrown i know when[2:09:30]   to sit back it's what i did with anthony for years it's what i did next to arty it's what i[2:09:36]   i it's what i do i'm not trying to ever steamroll him right it was just hey don't be[2:09:43]   don't be funnier don't be and it's that's the truth i mean it sounds bitter but i knew it was[2:09:49]   true because i was pulled aside and i said and it was hey make sure if you're doing a rant or like[2:09:54]   you guys are riffing he gets the last word you were told this explicitly yes well is it that[2:10:00]   maybe he didn't want to talk over you so that the show is called louder with crowder but not loudest[2:10:07]   with crowder so he wants to at about a seven but not at a ten you can understand that yeah i think[2:10:14]   that was it i it was all about the title and i wasn't respecting it so there needed to be a light[2:10:19]   and i had to make sure that you know he got the last thing so even if i did have a funnier joke[2:10:24]   i would just leave it out it was important to for the fans to not hear it i always felt that my job[2:10:31]   as a comedian was to leave out the good one that's that's that's i i i don't know i've never[2:10:38]   heard of that to be honest i mean i don't feel like that's a thing but maybe what do i know[2:10:43]   i've never been a co-host i've heard him a couple times we used to call him co-host hi i am co-host[2:10:52]   no it was oh yeah i have wait weren't we like making fun of kumi or something or one of our[2:10:58]   listeners on twitter and then dave was like maybe if mike wasn't so rude he'd be co-host[2:11:07]   yes that was it i'm going to be maybe you'd be that's it so i was co-host imagine being a flaming[2:11:19]   co-host might as well tell everybody that you're a beta[2:11:24]   uh brian kellen i want everyone to know brian kellen is a co-host sometimes of steven crowder[2:11:32]   he sits right there he follows all the rules he looks timid he lets crowder alpha him he probably[2:11:39]   lets crowder say the last word yes just like this light demands[2:11:46]   yeah but i have heard of it where it's just the star needs to look like the star[2:11:50]   so i guess you know it's it's his show fine but i also feel like somebody who's so pro[2:11:57]   free speech and non-censorship he was really about censorship wow okay lost me um man wow[2:12:05]   but you know he was going through you know surgery that was a big deal at the time and stuff i was[2:12:10]   fairly forgiving of it you know and then about a year in that should be the name of your sean[2:12:15]   fairly forgiving i'm fairly forgiving yeah i will your kids forgive you is the question[2:12:23]   will your kids forgive you when they're old enough to realize how much you haven't been around[2:12:31]   that's the light and i got the time capsule to prove it for your son i got a time capsule[2:12:37]   47 bucks kiddo i'm azad and i'm sending it to your son i'm gonna go look he was never around[2:12:43]   so you were raised just by the mom you have no this isn't your real father[2:12:49]   we were in 2022 for the super bowl right after 9 11. it was right after 9 11. um none of us[2:12:56]   could forget and i was selling flags i was making just a mint off of you're making the killing[2:13:03]   come on i was making a killing at ground zero just dude this is why you had the light i was[2:13:11]   okay come on guy i was trying to build a mosque three doors down from ground zero uh[2:13:18]   and people were very upset i didn't understand why so these are my beliefs got to the chase[2:13:23]   and uh so i was i was uh plotting um a big patriot day event and uh that that was a big day so[2:13:33]   i forgot where we were oh yeah right here after uh yeah the he wanted me to film a special okay[2:13:40]   and uh i want i'm sorry he didn't i wanted to i'm sorry okay stand-up comedy so i had[2:13:47]   steven wanted dave landau to film a special so you'd be like yeah my co-host you got a special[2:13:53]   out is that the idea i think dave is saying that he wanted oh dave wanted to be special but then[2:13:58]   crowder forced himself in to the special crowd or involved himself as if you're my co-host[2:14:05]   your special is kind of under me you know you work for me here so this special has got to be[2:14:11]   kind of i got to be involved here you know and remember dave landau has been doing this for 20[2:14:17]   years comedy it's not really how it works so you know it's not like crowder's producing the[2:14:24]   special is he or maybe he invited himself in to do so let's find out he didn't i wanted to i'm[2:14:29]   i'm sorry okay stand-up comedy so i had decided i was going to buy the equipment and film the[2:14:36]   special and he was gonna buy the equipment and film the special that's nobody does it[2:14:42]   we just learned remember when big j thought that that's what he had to do and then are you[2:14:46]   should forgive me no no you hire a production company they do it all so dave land i was going[2:14:52]   to buy the cameras set them up you know how bad that would have looked okay let's see you don't[2:14:59]   buy cameras to film the special i hope you know that okay here we go dallas uh and we were selling[2:15:06]   out this theater and he decided he wanted to get back into stand-up which he had done when he was[2:15:12]   younger okay he had just been a host since then uh so like me hey at the same job as crowd or host[2:15:19]   that's nice that's cool you're more of a dave landau co-host no you're a producer okay you're[2:15:25]   more like the psycho uh christian leader what is his name edward and edward what's that guy[2:15:31]   gerald in this interview i learned that gerald is the ceo now gerald is the ceo just like push[2:15:37]   a tease the ceo of good music yes what does that entail okay so let's see uh we're at the part[2:15:44]   where yeah crowder's involving himself in the special i'll try to edit that's okay and remember[2:15:50]   crowder wants to do stand-up now he's always considered himself to be a comedian[2:15:55]   it's a big thing for him it's a big point of insecurity for him because he's never been[2:15:59]   accepted as a comedian and but he's always wanted to do it always wanted to be the man with a[2:16:06]   microphone on the stage okay can i jump on and open it and i'll help promote it you can help me[2:16:12]   maybe write some of my stuff get me back into it i'll promote it and i said sure of course well now[2:16:18]   your special is tainted with stephen crowder being involved in it that's not like comedy[2:16:22]   look see a guy in the chair is going bro i was right i said in the bpg that crowder is inviting[2:16:27]   himself on top of dave's specials so it's okay more and more like everything we thought about[2:16:33]   crowder's just it's true isn't this insane it's really crazy i woke up like this with this yeah[2:16:40]   so we ended up selling out two shows obviously instead of just one because he was helping[2:16:44]   her mode and he's a draw so we went there and matt mcclurey was the opener[2:16:51]   he's been on this show as well people can look back yep oh did you know about the[2:16:54]   autistic comedian matt mcclurey very literally autistic yes imagine somebody who's below dave[2:17:00]   landau doing comedy that's who he's explaining the opener of the dave landau crowder you know[2:17:06]   co-headlining experience imagine how low this guy and again when you've never heard the name[2:17:11]   that's bad because we've heard the names of a lot of people and they're bad so imagine a guy where[2:17:17]   you've never heard his name how bad he must be uh yeah the real deal the real the real kind of[2:17:23]   shooter and can he's trans too you don't know no jokes if he's really classy as a freak yeah he[2:17:33]   does a great job born a lady but totally sorry candlelight vigil and uh yeah he he uh went up[2:17:42]   and got a standing ovation after steven because this guy matt the opener i guess he went up after[2:17:47]   steven and got a standing ovation okay steven kind of saw we were friends and after that uh[2:17:54]   i you know pulled steven aside and steven can do the monday show and i said could[2:17:59]   matt come in and and co-host with me he said yeah[2:18:04]   so now it's super bowl sunday the whole special went great um i paid everybody to film it except[2:18:10]   for uh one other person tim who was there to film steven's set and i was very looking forward to the[2:18:16]   special coming even crowder is on yours but he couldn't even produce it under the he couldn't[2:18:21]   even put the 10 grand nope towards it and film it why that's crazy that he didn't produce the[2:18:31]   special he made dave pay for his half and then crowder had his own guys to film his part but[2:18:37]   dave had to pay separately for his guys that's never been done never now and monday had uh or[2:18:45]   sunday rolled around then i get a call from the showrunner that said matt's not allowed to do the[2:18:49]   show okay listen to this so dave landau says uh the next show uh he gets a call from crowder's[2:18:56]   company they say this guy matt your buddy is not allowed to do the show how did they tell you like[2:19:02]   literally what they say uh via text it was just um matt's not allowed uh mackin uh it's been like[2:19:11]   decided something like that matt i can find the text but the word is allowed it's not like we[2:19:15]   don't have time or won't fit the schedule the word was allowed something like that yeah yes[2:19:20]   he just gets attacked matt's not allowed to do the show you're like what are you talking about[2:19:24]   he's been booked he did the show last night he's here he's not allowed[2:19:32]   but this is my special to do the show on monday is there any explanation at all no[2:19:40]   okay so i said that's odd i already asked steven and he said it was okay[2:19:44]   and they said oh that's weird i must have gotten mixed messages so i just text steven and said hey[2:19:50]   i just talked to the showrunner um i just want to make sure it's still cool that matt comes in[2:19:55]   and he texts me something back along the lines of what's done is done what's done is done that's[2:20:03]   terrifying what's done is done which is something crowd his dad probably says all the time while[2:20:09]   holding a shovel you know how many moms crowder had that are probably dead and buried because[2:20:15]   him and his dad did something kooky in some uh upstate home psycho so what's done is done[2:20:23]   crowder says oh nice what does that mean it's your show wait but wait maybe he had a light[2:20:31]   and when the light went on he started making ceases see you have the yellow light he's[2:20:36]   these magazines it's it's lights all the way up it's true he maybe when i asked him he was[2:20:43]   seeing a green light yes you didn't okay i got a show to do guys show business works it's this[2:20:49]   what's what it is the business of show and i am not paying attention smile you can show things[2:20:54]   without lights you're going to show me the dark that makes no sense very little sense[2:20:59]   you know like an s&l sketch where they just loop the joke 17 or 18 times so you got to turn it off[2:21:10]   dark well i guess this is why i'm sitting here on my demon chair instead of in a nice[2:21:16]   no more it's why i'm learning on my background nobody knows what this uh it's round seven life is[2:21:22]   this opium den oh yeah it really is there's uh it's winding down now you gotta move on[2:21:28]   inside leave okay so that's going to hell behind me that's it he just says what's done is done[2:21:35]   yeah and i said what does that mean it's your show which is ironic that's what he said[2:21:40]   and my phone rings and you know i i don't want to go greatly into the conversation between us but it[2:21:45]   was it he's like do you want to do you still want to be on uh with crowder what so dave's got this[2:21:54]   description he goes what do you mean you said he could be on the show the phone rings do you still[2:21:58]   want to be on louder with crowder then listen to me what's done is done this is like logan paul[2:22:05]   stuff all right let's hear this and i said not at the moment and uh between us but it was it[2:22:13]   he's like do you want to do you still want to be on with crowder and i said not at the moment[2:22:19]   oh dave and uh too far he starts going off on me and now there's a ton of people in my apartment[2:22:25]   who can hear it like he's literally raising his voice he's screaming at me okay so literally[2:22:31]   raising his voice not just being stern like to the point where people it's audible oh it's audible[2:22:35]   yeah yes okay it's uh started stern but then it got into telling me that he owns me and in those[2:22:41]   words yes wow yeah yeah yeah he owns me and and once you say this must have been on clearance i[2:22:48]   mean i was on sale baby neither of us can even reach the top shelf let alone he said no no[2:22:55]   he owns you i own you this is not a riffington this is let's get serious let's go like this[2:23:02]   he owns you let's get a little sentimental here let's get serious okay guys so uh they[2:23:10]   do get a little bit more serious the riffing kind of slows down a little bit uh coming up i hope[2:23:16]   it's it's it i was in a basket with a bunch of balls working comic yeah[2:23:23]   i was in a looted walmart yeah he uh it was just it was a it was venomous and[2:23:32]   i don't know what he was going through at that point and i just was like dude i this is it was[2:23:38]   all this projection coming up and let's slow down let's slow down because you're a comic right yeah[2:23:43]   working i'm obviously not a comedian but there have been many moments in my life when things are[2:23:48]   so surreal that i could even if they're disturbing you could jump ahead 26 35 i'm trying to make this[2:23:56]   yeah yeah sure that's great 26 35 here we go is was this the first time he had yelled at you[2:24:04]   in in the in that way yes where it had come out where i saw a different person that i had heard[2:24:10]   rumors about um had anthony kumia ever yelled at you like that oh no no okay anthony i never even[2:24:18]   looked at each other in a bad way okay so i mean i left the show we i've never said a bad word[2:24:23]   about him and likewise i mean i yelled at you but that was just for my own i didn't say i owned you[2:24:29]   i said i don't want you it's not the same minutes now i'm 28 out all the riffing great thank you[2:24:34]   yeah cut that riffing out here we go 28 minutes oh whoa don't go anywhere jarring to me right[2:24:42]   so you already kind of ticked that a your buddy matt who had a good audience reaction that steven[2:24:47]   was privy to um steven had said hey have him on the show um to your face that he's allowed on[2:24:54]   so that and then just to be kind of for matt to be dismissed summarily he's got to suck did you[2:24:59]   have the opportunity to even tell matt he's pulled before this whole interaction happened no uh but[2:25:04]   matt was very well one matt could hear and also that was there yeah matt was in the room yeah oh[2:25:11]   and and also he's you know he's very intelligent he read the situation immediately kind of sure[2:25:17]   could read it the night before because matt did very well and here's the other thing uh[2:25:22]   sorry to interrupt you matt isn't like hey i got this buddy back in in um detroit you should be[2:25:28]   your show 30 to 20 so so far stephen crowder is you know he's called dave he said matt's not[2:25:34]   allowed on the show matt's overheard this matt says he thinks he knew this was coming because[2:25:38]   he did so well yes and you could play every part of this but they say for a second that they think[2:25:44]   crowder was jealous yeah they say crowd was jealous he was so funny and he doesn't like it[2:25:49]   when people are funnier than him well he's got the light it's true he's got a lot of rules and[2:25:54]   we've got a clip of him uh uh punishing brian callen coming up right after this wait do you see[2:26:00]   this this is kind of uh people i i wonder how many people might have missed this but callen was[2:26:06]   reprimanded by crowder we've got the tapes we'll show you that coming up 32 20 32 20 thank you[2:26:14]   there we go[2:26:17]   and he would say stuff to me before shows of like uh keep it clean which when you're me you're like[2:26:22]   what the you're just holding it say stuff before the shows keep it clean keep it clean okay and[2:26:29]   dave i mean dave is a respectable comic i can't even imagine dave being dirty but what kind of[2:26:34]   clean is crowder talking about remember you didn't want the word calm being said i understand that i[2:26:38]   don't like that word either i don't like the word jizz you know there's a lot of guys out there[2:26:44]   who think it's so funny to say jizz like joe list will be like jizz not funny what do you want me[2:26:49]   to call it um[2:27:04]   spice cream no no no uh yeah i don't i just don't like talking about calm either so i[2:27:11]   could understand where crowd is coming from you don't want somebody going oh my calm my calm[2:27:14]   especially this big fat fuck we don't want to imagine that people like this are coming[2:27:19]   it's really gross actually like you kind of got to be like somebody that you know we can see on tv[2:27:26]   having sex if you want to start talking about come you know when these ghouls like i mean[2:27:30]   there's a patrick mom talking about coming it's like oh god i i you know i almost forgot you even[2:27:37]   did that you know all right so he's also saying let's keep it clean before the show so crowder's[2:27:43]   throwing down a lot of rules here as he nervously paces let's keep it clean which when you're me[2:27:50]   you're like what the you're just holding it in like why like i this has been me for 20 years[2:27:57]   you skipped a decade and you're gonna tell me keep it clean i'm like oh yeah let me do that[2:28:02]   for you let me just give up on what i do in my own craft because right right yeah you feel like[2:28:08]   because that's kind of what comics do when they can't do well and he can do well it's his audience[2:28:15]   and it's not that he's going to do poorly it's just an insecurity to go you know you keep it[2:28:21]   clean don't do that it's pathetic it's not necessary you know that's not he he doesn't[2:28:25]   need to do that it's just is that just him putting his you know what on the table kind of thing[2:28:30]   yes okay and it's unnecessary he's going to do fine and that's what i never got it's like why[2:28:35]   why swing your dick around when it's it's not necessary okay so in that you know he then[2:28:41]   this very oddly telling thing he's like this is why you don't have any friends and i was like[2:28:46]   what are you like yeah and in the next room in all fairness i had been texting him that[2:28:54]   oh well everything i told me i said i am so sick of landau he does zero numbers on my show[2:29:02]   the guy's never funny and he can't keep it clean and by clean i mean his underwear[2:29:08]   and he won't he will not pay attention to the cum light which is what i call it it's the gutters[2:29:13]   life yeah and uh yeah and uh yes uh it was it was such an odd thing though to say that because[2:29:22]   you have no friends yeah and i was like listen i have plenty they're just dead yeah and uh you[2:29:27]   no it's funny because i'm like no i literally everybody who grew up next door to me like the[2:29:33]   godfather of my son grew up in the house behind me wait you said you had no friends and you started[2:29:38]   like naming friends actually my neighbor me have remained friend plus centuries we would do that[2:29:50]   to nerds all the time i'd go up to a kid's desk like this the kid would be sitting i'd go you've[2:29:56]   got zero friends and then i remember this one kid he got some this is a real story[2:30:05]   because calling somebody who had no friends in school was a big dish you have no friends this[2:30:11]   kid wrote a list of his friends on a piece of notebook paper and delivered it to my desk i go[2:30:17]   good for him you got some friends you got your ass have them sign this you know i wanted to see[2:30:25]   some proof i went around of course asked you friends with this fucking faggot better not be[2:30:34]   that situation handled itself after a while bullied him out of them bullied him out of the[2:30:39]   friendships but that's crazy i can't believe dave's actually saying this right now who grew up next[2:30:43]   door to me like the godfather of my son grew up in the house behind me oh i've never lost her i'm[2:30:49]   sorry what is okay i lost my autism is coming in when he says this is why you don't have any[2:30:56]   friends what is the this referring to they talk a lot about how uh just you know crowd was so[2:31:03]   rude on this call he was so rude about this special thing with dave's friend matt he like[2:31:07]   can't take a joke they've had to pay out of pocket for his own tour uh crowd would never let him[2:31:13]   promote his show uh crowd actually stole dave's agent okay pulled his agent from him this guy[2:31:20]   worked for me now he made dave come in at like 5 am and he would message him at 11 pm so you'd[2:31:25]   have to be up 2am writing bits this guy had not an hour to himself i mean work when you go through[2:31:32]   the numbers here dave was at that crowd or studio for the you know uh for most of his entire life[2:31:39]   while he worked there you know we're trying to find times where he could have seen his family[2:31:44]   the only i mean if he's doing comedy every weekend and he's at crowders uh six days a week doing eight[2:31:51]   hours a day where's the family come in that's really really awful he's on a flight so those[2:31:58]   kids they're gonna grow up they might grow up a lot better so then they start going on this tour[2:32:02]   that dave was already going to be going on but then crowders shoved himself into it he wanted[2:32:06]   to be a part of the tour too and then at this point they present him with a new contract at[2:32:11]   52 49 we can do 49 now remember crowd that is interesting by the way if you want to watch this[2:32:16]   but we'd have to watch like the whole episode so um what's interesting is we all saw what[2:32:21]   crowder did with the blaze where he exposed the contract saying how unfair it was and how[2:32:26]   predatory it was so you would think a guy like that wouldn't be making predatory contracts of[2:32:32]   his own for his own employees here we go here's dave's contract talk[2:32:38]   my i'm now my old contract is terminated okay officially it's officially terminated as of august[2:32:45]   2022 and my new choice is i have to be there monday through friday i i gotta probably look[2:32:53]   at the stipulations if you want me to pull it up real quick pull it up yeah i can send one to you[2:32:58]   it's uh but it was um uh brandy add to our seats and i can just i can even just read it it says[2:33:10]   yeah read it and this was sent to my agent and it's like this is just simply the contract it was[2:33:15]   uh william just needed yes i agree on all the revised items from dave and this is what jeff[2:33:20]   showed me at lunch and it was once i i get uh with our legal team on the revised contract below[2:33:26]   it's stays on salary so no extra money moves uh to texas moves his family to texas uh by the new[2:33:36]   year first he has to move his family to texas under the new contract by new year in a contract[2:33:45]   crowder and says you're gonna have to move your family to texas no more of this back and forth i[2:33:51]   gotta see my family shit and is crowder paying for this imagine a contract of this right where[2:33:57]   you're just a co-host being paid very little and one of the things in the contract is you have to[2:34:03]   move your family to our state where we live here and work that's never been done i don't think[2:34:09]   listen to this to texas uh moves his family to texas uh by the new year first so you are i'm[2:34:16]   sorry part of your contract a proposed contract was that your family has to be moved across state[2:34:23]   lines correct including your kid you have a son how old's your son eight seven okay okay so pull[2:34:29]   him out of school during the school year wow and he's coming to texas okay yeah dave is here every[2:34:35]   week unless he notifies us well in advance for a show just like a doctor's appointment can't be gone[2:34:42]   any more than every third weekend you have to live at the crowder studios basically[2:34:50]   you have no other life besides crowder we'll give you one day every three weeks to go please get[2:34:55]   past this but he was talking about how like he would show up on friday and nobody else would be[2:35:00]   there and he would just have to write bits for the show a lot of times this is something new[2:35:05]   about crowder crowder would call in sick almost every friday says like dozens and dozens of times[2:35:11]   so dave would go there friday wait around all day and crowder just wouldn't show up[2:35:16]   and he'd eventually oh my arm's in a cast so uh dave like his whole life has been taken from him[2:35:24]   like the way that he was describing this he was basically doing shift work like yeah shifts[2:35:30]   like i mean this is insane right and what are you writing those like retarded yes he said that[2:35:35]   opened this is what he said he said crowder anytime dave wasn't co-hosting he's got to be[2:35:41]   writing bits and sketches all day and crowder would never even use them so he'd just be like[2:35:46]   it would all be oh got something to do why don't you uh write a sketch and he would make him do[2:35:51]   busy work just like you know you ever had a shitty job they just make you do so you know they want[2:35:55]   something for their money so he would just make them write endless sketches hundreds and hundreds[2:36:00]   a week that never got used and if they did crowder would like rework the whole thing[2:36:06]   let's break this down also steven has started touring as a comedian yes steven is no dummy[2:36:12]   steven is well very well aware that you and every comic weekends are when you tour hit the road you[2:36:18]   make the money so he is very um clearly taking that secondary or even primary possibly at this[2:36:26]   point source of income from you because you're just going to be sitting in dallas uh for no[2:36:33]   reason because it's not like you're doing shows on the weekends with the crowder right and gone[2:36:39]   every other third weekends means every six weeks okay and what a hell writes for show[2:36:45]   everything i'm sorry i have to i just want to break this down did was it ever said to you or[2:36:51]   intimated to you that your touring is affecting somehow your performance or writing for the main[2:36:57]   show oh my writing no oh my writing uh they felt that i had nodded off a few times which really[2:37:08]   only happened they felt that i had nodded off a few times my eyes i mean those chairs look very[2:37:16]   comfy yeah they'd noted that i nodded off a few times i can't even imagine so this isn't going[2:37:23]   well at all imagine i want to see crowder flipping out that someone fell asleep well we got some[2:37:28]   footage of him flipping out at brian kellen coming up right after this would you kill to see a[2:37:33]   crowder at like real full anger behind the scenes yeah like people keep on telling me oh he screamed[2:37:39]   yeah i just want to see it so bad i would kill once or twice on a monday because of like a[2:37:45]   delayed flight okay but okay shit i mean that's my opinion i don't care like you know like anthony[2:37:55]   never would have cared he and he was so full anthony you know wasn't running any sort of[2:38:00]   business here he didn't care about nothing he doesn't care about nothing until this day so[2:38:05]   you can't really sample of best boss yeah there's got to be a middle ground between anthony kumi is[2:38:10]   doing absolutely nothing and stephen crowder doing too much so man from one you know[2:38:17]   atrocity the next day of land i watched this this morning i was like oh poor sweet[2:38:22]   dave he's getting fucked by crowder oh my god crowder sucks but now i'm like[2:38:29]   go write the sketches you little bitch yeah you fucking homo bitch get to work that's why i'm[2:38:34]   saying he'd be a good hire for here apparently you could get this guy to do anything for very[2:38:38]   little money you know all night all day for nothing anthony would promote my stand-up[2:38:47]   where i don't even think i i would really have to okay yeah you know it was that's how even when you[2:38:54]   look back at the op and anthony days that's how everybody was making money but at the same time[2:38:59]   it's also like if you're going to be up at seven or what o'clock you have to be there at seven[2:39:04]   you're not exactly going to be all chipper it's not like you're no and i'm riding on the plane[2:39:09]   too yes you know so i'm i'm always working like there's i'm so sorry do you think that he's[2:39:14]   complimenting anthony so anthony because he wants maybe a job again he's got to go back maybe he[2:39:21]   does get you know he compliments anthony a lot but in comparison you know i see what he's saying here[2:39:27]   it was he's just showing you know how one boss treated him uh compared to this boss[2:39:32]   um but yes he is being very lovey-dovey with kumia and they ended on bad terms too[2:39:38]   there's not one assignment that i didn't turn in and i have every screen grab to do that there's[2:39:42]   nothing that i ever i and in fact you're writing a lot of sketches that just didn't get greenlit so[2:39:47]   you're doing extra work as in addition to what did get greenlit oh yeah this is the that's the[2:39:51]   next part which is uh writes for show every day in the form of sketches insta yo bits pulling from[2:39:58]   previous sketches uh previous show ideas he's gonna write every day he's doing homework all[2:40:06]   day long so he has to get there at 5 a.m the show starts at seven he has to sit there being silenced[2:40:12]   all day and then right after that it's you gotta work until you're too tired to work uh writing[2:40:19]   just endless things for the show that we may or may not use and that can be turned into sketches[2:40:25]   so that's just busy work that i did every day just for the sake of busy work which i i'll be honest[2:40:32]   i hate it seems so pointless for a show to do but it's his show but it's like why don't we make the[2:40:39]   best show we can do instead that's like that's why i think snl like just comes off like it's written[2:40:45]   by the cia because you're just throwing five billion things at the wall instead of going let's[2:40:50]   take these seven things master it let's go to one hour here we're finishing up soon so sorry if you[2:40:56]   don't know these guys well you should know these guys this should be everybody subscribe to[2:41:01]   everything these people could flip i mean he's got to say something about this well because again[2:41:06]   crowders fans actually like loving they they think they like comments co-host syndrome we've talked[2:41:13]   about this many times where a bunch of retards think the co-host is actually so great does[2:41:18]   actually seem more of like a nice everyman compared to crowder who's so scary so crowder[2:41:23]   yes has a lot of crowder's audience loved dave you know today uh to them he was the old band[2:41:29]   on kill tony they miss him coming up later yeah okay let's hear this into five okay uh which is so[2:41:38]   i can never catch a plane out of town on a friday to even do a saturday then i have to be back on[2:41:42]   sunday making it impossible to see my child he's got to be there till friday till 5 6 p.m so he[2:41:50]   can't really even get a flight to go do stand-up for saturday really unless he's you know running[2:41:56]   like a maniac so his stand-up career now is basically over done and he gets one free day a[2:42:02]   week and that's uh saturday and sunday two free days um which he's probably got to write and[2:42:10]   prepare and do all this stuff for and maybe just get some sleep you know wash his face a few times[2:42:16]   you know there's other stuff people have to do no wonder his haircut is so bad because he only has[2:42:20]   two seconds with the razor in the mirror to go yeah i mean really this is army time i mean he's[2:42:25]   got to take a five minute shower he's got places to be five a.m to stand up yep and then the next[2:42:32]   thing is comedy special releases through louder with crowder because he always felt that he owned[2:42:37]   my special even though because he let me keep the door that night okay um but i don't sign anything[2:42:46]   on the night of their taping he said oh you could keep the door and dave land all the money from the[2:42:50]   tickets to the land i was like oh excited then later on he goes oh yeah i own your special[2:42:56]   because i let you keep the door so remember that's the payment now i am the owner that said[2:43:03]   oh you're letting me keep the door so now you own my comedy wait let's hold on let's slow down[2:43:09]   like people like tim dylan and andrew f our mission that's exactly right they and lucy k is[2:43:14]   another one they've done gangbusters gangbusters by dave smith libertas would hit number one number[2:43:20]   one yes number one of day number one on uh comedian who says the n-word who now does[2:43:27]   libertarian speeches category on amazon they're trying to say dave libert dave smith libertas[2:43:36]   one of the worst specials we've ever seen from legion of skanks that guy he went to number one[2:43:42]   oh yeah main number one where are you asleep where was it number one okay um all right let's[2:43:49]   hear some more do great numbers and make bank by putting out their special themselves cutting out[2:43:56]   the middleman people are more than happy to toss 10 or 12 20 bucks i don't know how much it costs[2:44:02]   but it's like hey listen if i don't support this artist he's not going to be able to pay the rent[2:44:07]   i'm more than happy to chip in because i'm getting content that i enjoy he's making me laugh this is[2:44:12]   fair you hear that um so his point was this comedy special which wasn't have anything to do with him[2:44:19]   it's your comedy your stand-up yep it's can only be he's now just even though for the same money[2:44:24]   he's now going to kind of subsume that into his uh um portfolio yes it's all it's all-inclusive[2:44:31]   oh wow wow okay thank you and that's a non-negotiable non-negotiable term[2:44:37]   okay how were you told you told you this is non-negotiable yeah and since i know it's all[2:44:43]   everything's always being recorded i you can i was like you know what i'll just go ahead 104 10[2:44:48]   almost done all right here we go i just thought this part was funny let's hear this this company[2:44:53]   will enforce a strict five-minute tardy policy this is great look at this he's not allowed to[2:44:59]   be more than five minutes late not to the show you would go okay well because they're on the[2:45:05]   air they're live no no no he's not allowed to be five minutes late to anything to the office[2:45:11]   remember he gets there at 5 15 to do the show at seven right so if he's there at 5 21 he's kicked[2:45:21]   off listen to this he has to go home they send him home if he's one minute late after five minutes[2:45:28]   uh um contractor agrees that if he agrees to work more than five minutes late he's in breach of[2:45:33]   section one must leave company premises and will not be compensated for the day the breach occurred[2:45:38]   i'm not joking if he is more than five minutes late not to the show to the day[2:45:44]   then he must leave company premises i've never even heard of and will not be compensated for[2:45:51]   the day has this ever been done in any job i don't know where did and remember he's not getting paid[2:45:57]   millions and he also says i don't know if he's about to say it here but he says that he would[2:46:01]   get there at like 5 a.m and then crowder and the other guys would do a rehearsal they would just[2:46:05]   ditch him their room without him and he would just have to sit there and play with yeah so he would[2:46:10]   have to basically sit in the waiting room while crowder and the real staff had a discussion about[2:46:15]   race because you know they didn't want to tip dave off to too much of the inside going sound so[2:46:21]   they'd make dave sit he'd get there at five he had to sit there basically till 6 45 but if he[2:46:28]   was five minutes late he had he was sent home without pay terry creamer says this is like an[2:46:34]   s and m contract yes yes very sim i wouldn't know anything about that of course i uh despise s and[2:46:42]   m and the people who do it i despise fetishes surely you've read that 50 shades of gray i[2:46:47]   have not i've seen the film though i love the movies the movies are so real like you do the[2:46:53]   movies are so with it and uh good okay let's hear some more contractors breach of sexual[2:47:02]   and you can't seek reimbursement for the days that which occurred so i don't think they even[2:47:05]   have this at mcdonald's to be honest like if you're five minutes late like pack your crap[2:47:10]   and go home how would that even be addressed on the air like where's dave oh dave was five minutes[2:47:14]   late yeah yeah they go how can you prove that well our watches are different um yeah it's[2:47:22]   this is when i had to now start dumping money into entertainment lawyers[2:47:25]   so a lot of the money made on tour[2:47:30]   so you know we got you another issue so promotion it says that they agree to promote your[2:47:38]   stand-up once a week at a time and at in a medium of their discretion so it could just can't even[2:47:44]   promote his stand-up this is great so if he's got a show coming up this has to be like negotiated[2:47:50]   and they'll promote it under their terms maybe but uh you know he he can't just promote[2:47:57]   anything unless it's cleared isn't that nuts to be some random post somewhere that no one sees[2:48:04]   correct and that was because they had oh and they would say we'll promote it and then they[2:48:08]   would just throw it like on louder with crowder.com you know like in a thread on[2:48:14]   louder with credit he said they wouldn't even do it on the show sometimes it would just be[2:48:18]   like on some random post on some other account one of the parts we skipped that he[2:48:23]   like Gerald came over to him and was like no promoting your show today like five minutes[2:48:28]   before they were about to go on the air he was told no promoting they had a promotion set and[2:48:32]   he goes oh yeah just um um so you know slight change no promoting your show today thanks[2:48:40]   and then the lights turn on he's gonna hey no wonder he was like that on the show we always[2:48:46]   thought something was up it was definitely weird yeah i've been promoting me okay and[2:48:53]   i put that i would and it's in writing and what i gave them was i would actually give them[2:48:59]   uh a commission of my sold out shows so if the show was promoted if one of his stand-up shows[2:49:04]   were promoted he had to give Crowder a 10 commission to pay Crowder for the promotion[2:49:11]   people are calling this grifty shades of gay oh i like that i like everything i'm in a great[2:49:19]   mood today aren't you i'm in a terrible mood i'm gonna funk i'm in a depression[2:49:25]   all right let's hear this okay uh and a commission of the shows within it if they were willing to[2:49:32]   actually give to actually promote my shows so you said that your handwriting that i'm looking at[2:49:37]   yes it is oh so you said okay i'll give you guys five percent of the door if i sell out uh five[2:49:43]   percent in general and ten percent if i sell out okay oh right wow yeah um just because i was[2:49:51]   promoted i'm not on any other shows right and i don't have time to go to other shows because i[2:49:55]   write for him and at this point i'm now desperate to promote my shows wow he won't do it okay so we[2:50:02]   have me and matt mcclaughery's got a new daughter we're going around the country and and i'm[2:50:06]   watching ticket sales slide and i'm it's funny like i'm literally this story was like for example[2:50:12]   doing like a funny bone and i'm in like a comic book store and matt and i are standing there and[2:50:16]   a guy would go hey you're dave landau and i go yeah he'd be like what are you doing here and[2:50:21]   i'm like i'm performing at the funny bone upstairs and he'd be like really you you should mention[2:50:25]   your dates on your show and i'd be like yeah i should you're right wow that must have been like[2:50:30]   a knife in the heart it would hurt yeah but i i wouldn't tell them i wouldn't go like oh it's[2:50:35]   because i'm not allowed yeah and at that point i had already had my you know contract terminated[2:50:42]   i could have said the truth but i know why would you let it get to this well what's the what's the[2:50:48]   other opportunity i mean just go back to he would have you back with open arms he will take yeah but[2:50:53]   that's uh you know he thought maybe you know this would be a big thing for him i mean that's a huge[2:50:59]   show remember crowder gets millions of views that you got from crowder and then go on the road and[2:51:04]   then live with your family during the week not capable he's not capable of providing for himself[2:51:08]   he needs another man he is co-host jules that's true he was born co-host which is agenda and uh[2:51:17]   agenda that's what i meant not an agenda uh so yeah he's a weak little fucking turd man who[2:51:24]   needs to be you know under somebody else's control his stuff doesn't even make sense like nothing[2:51:30]   even though he's rich none of these crazy decisions seem based they don't i know where[2:51:34]   they all seem based on like crowder's weirding psycho but how could you be psycho with so many[2:51:39]   witnesses in the room that's what i don't understand you got 12 to 20 people working there[2:51:45]   how do you go to 108 00 and dave might have an insight 108 00 all right let's check this out[2:51:52]   not rock bottom that's the penthouse you know what i mean but that's like that's paradise[2:51:58]   oh no i was just hung over poor me rock bottom is like i'm crying at the grandma's crying at[2:52:04]   thanksgiving dinner and i don't care because i'm too f'd up to realize yeah yeah like sorry yeah[2:52:11]   rock bottoming is in an exposition handcuffed to a bed this is a big grip i remember that's[2:52:18]   yeah the the and that's the part that i don't think he ever grasped was i was very and i'm[2:52:25]   still very forgiving of him because whatever he has and whatever he's going through i just think[2:52:30]   he was bullied at some point in his life and he's be he has become the bully and he doesn't realize[2:52:37]   and that's what sucks is he's he's got a lot of yes men around him and i really do love his staff[2:52:42]   and i love working with them but i think that they are kind of just a little bit intimidated at this[2:52:47]   point to keep their own job i know i was so i don't blame him but it's just he there's just[2:52:53]   something there that i just don't grasp because i there is part of him that i know is good i've[2:52:59]   met that no no no that's just part of him that was nice once you know it was called acting it's[2:53:05]   not part of him that's good he's the worst guy out there trust me on this i mean it's scary he's so[2:53:10]   bad stuff that's behind your back that's like this and you're like why are you why are you doing this[2:53:15]   for power and it's it's very and it's just not worth it to me and at this point in my life[2:53:21]   i have hit rock bottom enough and i have been left with nothing enough[2:53:24]   that i'm just gonna go all right well that's enough i'm gonna just go yeah i know what it's[2:53:28]   like to have nothing and be destitute and i can do it i've done it before yeah i can i can move[2:53:34]   on i can go and you can you know he can the rest of this they basically talk about the daily wire[2:53:38]   thing are you interested in no no no i'm ready to show brian carolyn getting uh what's the word uh[2:53:44]   scolded skeld check this out we are meaning to show you this this is very exciting[2:53:52]   brian callen getting yelled at is that a next step yeah i'm getting it wait till you see this[2:54:05]   it's there yeah all right let's see[2:54:08]   create yeah we found this clip thanks to oh zander zander uh from the bringback group[2:54:17]   posted this oh remind me to show you you know we never said i think i skipped over it who[2:54:23]   is paying for the blue check now that they were taken away remind me to do that right after this[2:54:27]   um okay uh i was reminded that because zander pays for the blue check[2:54:33]   that's what reminded me uh but zander posted this uh in our bringback group you know he always finds[2:54:40]   such good stuff and this is right up our alley he says stephen crowder caught being bitchy behind[2:54:47]   the scenes looks like callen may have a short-lived uh time on this network okay so let's pull this[2:54:53]   up and you're gonna see this comes from one of brian callen's instagram stories again a practice[2:55:00]   that i am against the older the guy the more inappropriate it is to do an instagram story[2:55:08]   unless you're quickly promoting red bar with a thumbnail and a link that's it so here he is[2:55:15]   and i'm gonna have to do a zoom in oh no it's good okay let's make sure we're unmuted so brian[2:55:20]   callen is uh at crowder studio he's in co-host seed and he's filming himself and he's uh just[2:55:26]   doing a promo for a crowd or show that's coming up okay watch this yeah i could kill that spot up[2:55:36]   make sure i don't screw this up here because this is a good one all right here we go[2:55:39]   about to go live here no no they should send you okay that way you'll need to hit a button[2:55:43]   there like cross i know but i'm trying to do promotion right now steven let's go live let's[2:55:48]   make this the best show ever and there's no but i'm you have no idea what i could have been doing[2:55:53]   cameras turned on well yeah that's the way you get in trouble brian but you you move like you[2:55:57]   move like a jungle that's exactly why like what he said about that's why you have no friends dave[2:56:03]   okay so you gotta see what's going on callen pulls up his iphone to do a promo like you like[2:56:09]   every other comedian does you know when you're on two bears one cave you probably pull out your[2:56:13]   phone hey guys i'm about to be live on two bears one cave tuning but this promo you can't just[2:56:19]   stream live you can't just record footage in growder's studio without it being cleared so[2:56:25]   crowder she sees the dave landau's live and starts screaming at him let's back it up to try to catch[2:56:31]   what he said right at the beginning okay about to go live here no no they should send you okay[2:56:36]   that way you'll need to hit a button there like cross i know but i'm trying to okay what did he[2:56:39]   say there can we make that out no no they'll send you something that's why you can just hit a button[2:56:45]   so he means no no don't make so he thinks brian's pre-recording at this point[2:56:51]   to to post on his story well he is oh okay well how did it get out he put it out anyway[2:56:56]   oh he posted so he wanted people so crowder busts in sees him doing this it says no no[2:57:01]   they'll send you something meaning the marketing team will send you an approved image to post[2:57:06]   when it's time to go live and announce okay great let's hear some more no no they should send you[2:57:12]   okay that way you'll need to hit a button there like i know but i'm trying to do promotion right[2:57:16]   now steven let's go live let's make this the best show ever okay so look at this and i'm going to[2:57:21]   zoom in on this part because here's crowder and he's furious so let's see because i want to show[2:57:27]   his stance as well that's what i think is calin posting this has got to show that he's already[2:57:31]   starting to hate him yeah so watch crowder see this watch crowder gets snippy right now[2:57:38]   no but i'm you have no idea what i could have been doing and that camera's turned on well[2:57:42]   that's why you get in trouble but you you move like you move like a jungle cat[2:57:48]   let's go live here guys whoa what a great pause look at the shame you[2:57:55]   bitch that's not a man fuck so crowder does like to be the big boss wow that's why you get in[2:58:04]   trouble brian like his rape what else has he gotten in trouble for what do you mean that's[2:58:10]   why you get in trouble brian and then brian tried to talk back and crowder just walks away[2:58:15]   that's why you get in trouble and his story and then they gotta go live in two minutes and be[2:58:21]   friends now you know what would be interesting let's see the beginning of this episode do we[2:58:25]   have the beginning of this episode he's wearing a gray sweater yeah brian calin gray sweatshirt[2:58:30]   what was the date on this uh because it would be interesting to see how their show it'll take me a[2:58:36]   second yeah i'll play it one more time but i'll find it play it one more time it'd be interested[2:58:40]   to see uh how they uh act at the beginning of the show because they're minutes away from starting[2:58:45]   about to go live here no no they should send you okay that way you'll need to hit a button[2:58:49]   there like cross i know but i'm trying to do promotion right now steven let's go live let's[2:58:54]   make this the best show ever no but i'm you have no idea what i could have been doing and that[2:58:59]   camera's turned on well yeah that's why you get in trouble but you you move like you get in trouble[2:59:03]   you move like a jungle cat brian's a brand new part of this whole thing he just hired brian two[2:59:09]   weeks ago and you're already talking to him like this brian's older than him he's been in the[2:59:14]   industry longer than him but he's already yelling at him as if it's whoever sits in that seat is his[2:59:21]   little landau very interesting and for brian to just take that the very was crowder pathetic[2:59:30]   crowder was it looked like crowder was holding his gun like the guy from justified when he's[2:59:36]   trying to warn you like this i do this a lot you know i'll be in a restaurant and the waitress[2:59:42]   will be like actually we don't have that tonight it's been taken please stop please see this see[2:59:48]   that illegal um yeah we're gonna see if we could find that right now um we could go over this in[2:59:56]   the meantime this twitter i think i found it oh you found it yes send it on over very exciting to[3:00:02]   see uh if their chemistry is off but yeah i guess brian callen signed this deal to be on mug club[3:00:11]   and now mug club is a new network nick de paulo is going to be on there brian callen uh this guy[3:00:17]   i really can't stand this guy everybody likes him now because he's turned right wing what's[3:00:22]   this guy's name uh he did goat man goat boy jim brewer you know for people to say they like jim[3:00:31]   it's like wow that's too far for me jim brewer is awful and just because he turned right wing[3:00:39]   doesn't make him amazing now okay that's not how things work so jim brewer is on the network[3:00:46]   and now crowder is the boss of all these comedians now is nick de paulo going to take this shit from[3:00:52]   crowder how long is callen going to be able to take the shit jim brewer seems like so you're[3:00:58]   they basically set themselves up to have a bunch of little incidents down the line so[3:01:04]   this year should be pretty exciting how long will these guys last and then is brian callen[3:01:10]   going to have an anti-crowders story is nick de paulo going to have an anti-crowders story[3:01:14]   i mean you know really weird decision for crowder to even do really weird and i guess brian callen[3:01:20]   and nick de paulo they want those numbers they think this is going to be big big big for him[3:01:24]   well is desperate brian callen this is probably gonna paulo had his good a little thing going on[3:01:30]   nick de paulo had a nice thing going on nick de paulo ever since he started taking testosterone[3:01:35]   has been great you know his confidence is skyrocketed he looks amazing but um how long[3:01:41]   will brian be able to withstand this and this is going to bring trouble to brian i think do you[3:01:47]   really want to be the co-host on crowder who's constantly in the news for all this stuff you[3:01:52]   know is one of the most hated men from an entire half of the country you really want the entire[3:01:58]   half of the country the left to be looking into you now brian callen you know what a mistake so[3:02:06]   was this the episode here i think that the fact that he's willing to put himself through[3:02:11]   controversy again yeah because you're gonna end up but wait that proves that he raped because[3:02:21]   if you actually never raped anyone and then you got this huge fake allegation on your plate yeah[3:02:27]   after that you'd be like i'm not gonna put myself getting falsely accused like that again i'm not[3:02:32]   taking any risks well brian wants that money he needs did it you'd be like i got by i got by[3:02:40]   let's keep let's lay low let's keep things on the dl let's not get in front of a bunch of people[3:02:46]   it's gonna be a bad idea okay let's see if this is the episode here louder with crowd air[3:02:53]   he's a stranger oh there is so this is yeah so this is just minutes after he yelled at brian[3:03:00]   delicious hey glad to be with you uh today look at you know every now i'm just gonna hey everyone[3:03:04]   give a round of applause to the people here who work so see when he starts we would always watch[3:03:07]   the show and be like look his eyes is shitty his eyes so it was because he just got in a screaming[3:03:13]   match with everyone there and now he's got to go fake be on air and try to like push through all[3:03:17]   this anger and that's probably why he's always like got a high heart rate and huffing and puffing[3:03:23]   and looking all nervous during the beginning of the show let's see how this works that's a[3:03:27]   nice gun is that a ppks yeah i think i might buy it in walnut no guns i know guns okay you know[3:03:39]   that i found out that walter this uh gun brand is shadow band on instagram so the other day this[3:03:46]   little gun on crowders desk it caught my eye on some other website the 50 best concealed carry[3:03:52]   weapons of 2023 and i said i really think this is a sharp gun uh here it is a sharp gun and it[3:04:00]   looks really nice in walnut with the walnut grip and i went to uh look for pictures of it on[3:04:06]   instagram so i type in walter no results i type in ppks no results i try all the different spellings[3:04:13]   nothing then i go to walter's site and i scroll down to the bottom they've got an instagram icon[3:04:20]   i click on it it takes me right to their page but they're not showing up in search results now[3:04:26]   here's what's interesting all the other gun companies show up on search results on instagram[3:04:31]   but not this one that happens to be crowders main sponsor did instagram do a little payback and say[3:04:38]   well we're gonna try to choke the sponsors so that they leave crowder because we hate this stuff[3:04:43]   interesting huh i will be getting that gun though shipped 9.94 total[3:04:52]   i never watch myself but uh when it's uh so here's when it's riley uh uh in the video[3:04:58]   everyone here watches yes stop uh i just want to take a second to see what all the people are[3:05:04]   saying i know yeah this is amazing we landed right on the right spot so here's callen[3:05:11]   that's not what i look like at the beginning of the show i'll tell you that i wanted to just see[3:05:15]   if anyone realized about this ppk stuff i got a kick out of that in the chat any uh comments about[3:05:20]   if that's a good gun or anything like that they said a gun you can pk is a piece of shit[3:05:27]   oh yeah that's all the good looking guns are a piece of shit to these gun guys they like them[3:05:32]   ugly you know every time i get a recommendation into an industry that i'm not quite familiar with[3:05:37]   i usually pick out what looks best and then you learn rather quickly no no no this one's actually[3:05:43]   the best but the best in all these industries like the best stuff in the jeep community[3:05:47]   the best stuff in the gun community the best stuff in audio this doesn't look the best well[3:05:53]   is it for fashion or is it for shooting a guy who knocks on your door well my gun is definitely for[3:05:59]   fashion you know because i'm not going to shoot the gun this is going to be me if somebody pulls[3:06:02]   up and then the gun's out of my hand and i'm dead okay back to brian kell look at his face[3:06:09]   is grab your wrist really hard and you would immediately let up i'll start shooting a million[3:06:15]   times seven times with the ppks okay so this is uh crowder's dad who has witnessed all the fighting[3:06:25]   and he just sits there you know uh my dad would never let me be like an asshole in front of him[3:06:32]   and i would never be an asshole in front of my dad it's disrespectful to the uh to the dichotomy[3:06:39]   so for crowder's dad to sit there and watch his son be this mean[3:06:44]   you know vindictive uh terror than to just sit there that's not a good dad you know your dad[3:06:51]   should raise you better and your dad should not be on your show you know that's horrifying and[3:06:57]   his dad is like i mean come on man he could be the next villain on euphoria i mean this is a bad[3:07:05]   thinking about him fucking a prostitute as this guy fucks prostitutes he fucks trans prostitutes[3:07:10]   he's probably put a gun to his head in tears one time in his life this is a guy yeah he's like[3:07:16]   always you know sneaking away to go to a motel room you know just uh it's always probably like[3:07:23]   in danger you know a lot of dangerous stuff happening to him even bad guy and look at his thigh[3:07:29]   that's a bad guy thigh you know bad guy thigh and here's brian callen sitting next to crowder's dad[3:07:36]   looking miserable because crowder just yelled at him let's see if we could catch any more here[3:07:41]   she's a married lady and she is fantastic hell of a talent her face sniffing the cocaine and that was[3:07:46]   way fake smile anyway every now and then i get to sit back and enjoy uh this and now we're so[3:07:52]   look at his you know and tony does this too let's take a look at crowder's hand again remember[3:07:58]   remember our fools don't try to hide their nervousness tony hinchcliffe does this with[3:08:04]   his hand all the time and it's oh it just so happens coincidentally it's when things[3:08:09]   aren't going so well watch crowder's hand here anyway every now and then i get to sit back and[3:08:15]   enjoy uh this and uh we're so grateful that to all of you support us this doesn't uh doesn't come[3:08:20]   uh we're not running us in a disney budget that's what i do when i'm happy on this one[3:08:23]   my hands don't have it you see smash the glass so yeah his hands tell it all and his face tells it[3:08:30]   all you know you can always see how someone's doing by their eyes don't don't listen to the[3:08:35]   words always go by the eyes these are eyes of a guy who's just been in a fight so again it's[3:08:40]   the free mug club month lot of credit.com mug club if you want to see more like that hey do[3:08:45]   consider joining we try to give you more bang for your buck all right we have a lot to get to today[3:08:51]   the light is on right now we're going to be talking about you know what code switching is[3:08:55]   are you aware of that code switching is when he's going to introduce callen did he introduce callen[3:08:59]   no he i don't think he ever really does he just always gives like a little aside so what is i[3:09:03]   mean that's sort of grading for a guy like callen to sit there and be this little of a part of a[3:09:08]   show look at this i'm skimming through until we get to callen let's see here's a little callen[3:09:13]   part oh okay oh he gets to promote his show oh okay well oh sorry did you see that yeah let's[3:09:20]   see share oh that's right you're the only one who doesn't know the story in third chair we have uh[3:09:25]   you know um you love actually we have third and fourth year we have uh brian callen and pops[3:09:29]   crowder brian is going to be in portland april 20th through the 22nd the rest of us this is come on[3:09:35]   those tickets are going so fast it's called the crowder effect kids all right and then you're[3:09:40]   gonna kiss you up to papa crown look at the dad the crowner effect is he talking about me[3:09:50]   my son is so cool you're in love with your fucking son so um that's funny brian is gonna like[3:09:58]   ass kiss a guy who just yelled at me if something like this happened to me the minute the mic turns[3:10:02]   on for me i'd go did you see what crowder did to me on my instagram live thing before the show[3:10:06]   and that needs to be settled now i wouldn't is the counter the best he's the best thank you the light[3:10:14]   all right let's see some more an extra show in portland oh so you might add an extra show but[3:10:19]   you can catch me at the vasani theater in uh portland he's holding that mug like this he's uh[3:10:25]   he's so fucking nervous and stiff and not feeling it look at this fucking coward[3:10:32]   you know and you're flying out to texas now all the time what about your family brian[3:10:37]   do you ever see these families that you have you got two of them he's got two families this is not[3:10:42]   a joke he's got two families with two wives and separate kids in each fam and he's out there doing[3:10:49]   this bull he's out there doing this bull letting a man yell at him flies all the way to texas so[3:10:56]   he gets to speak for three minutes he has to sit next to stephen cruder's dad who is sexually[3:11:03]   fantasizing about what brian would look like in a woman's clothing so he could fuck him in the ass[3:11:07]   in a motel this is a sick man this father this is a sick sick perverted fuck he's done it all[3:11:16]   he's like hard to look at yes he's been in every orgy dirty dirty dirty stuff can't you see him[3:11:22]   with like a hood on and he takes off his mask yes he's got a locked desk drawer of files[3:11:30]   go to brian calendar come and see all the tour dates too because there are a lot of tours there[3:11:33]   and uh same thing by the way nick de paulo's show is here on mug club now you can watch this show[3:11:38]   every day is nick gonna put i mean look at what nick has become i mean nick is a mug almost as[3:11:43]   big as me now look at nick nick was like an old old man two years ago older than me and now he's[3:11:51]   like the hottest army guy that you've ever seen he's back from the army and he's ready to take on[3:11:56]   social social media but he couldn't be more than three two three cups of liquid here look at oh[3:12:03]   yeah that is kind of bad so you put him in the mug it's pretty that's like that's pretty degrading[3:12:11]   that's really degrading actually i once put dave asprey inside of a mug for a uh instagram[3:12:16]   promotion remember that they didn't like that at all okay nick de paulo exclusive content four[3:12:23]   times a week he's going to be on mug club sign in his shoulder the devil i i can't wait to see how[3:12:29]   this you know turns bad through friday actually on mug club watch a little more for brian at 10[3:12:35]   a.m eastern uh can we bring them up 10 a.m eastern uh and then you can watch nick de paulo the[3:12:40]   soothing voices of nick de paulo yes i've been listening to bedtime stories lately like in audio[3:12:48]   books oh what do you have nick de paulo do bedtime that's a good idea guided meditation all right i[3:12:54]   don't know your arms probably tense loosen it go to bed nick de paulo humpty dumpty[3:13:02]   no talking against the wall yes get out of that bed i swear get out of that bed oh my gosh please[3:13:07]   oh all you're whining about bed someone put it in his mouth so we can go to bed just go to sleep[3:13:12]   already on rubber sheets go to sleep yeah i don't know well i don't know what you want division[3:13:19]   wow what a time i mean imagine being in that room and having to sit through this[3:13:25]   i'm just gonna skip ahead to see if we have any more interaction with uh cal and besides this[3:13:30]   light light riffing huh a little cal in there i just want to see he makes his own beer the soap[3:13:38]   we have here is from tool man he's like hey i brought in soap i'm like why is this soap why[3:13:42]   is it so why is it is it so abrasive i put coffee beans in there for more effective exfoliation i'm[3:13:47]   like how do you have time he does he smells he smells like like wood and moss and yes and[3:13:53]   authority yes he knows how to soft the limb of an injured soldier[3:13:58]   uh crowd is dead just trying to chime in with a riff and they're like[3:14:04]   uh look at how this happened so the laughs are rolling right everyone's doing 90 of the jokes[3:14:09]   i've ever heard calendu are like it smells like wood wood sandalwood and ashes of a man[3:14:16]   he's talked about shut up you're not a man you're a pipsqueak by the way[3:14:21]   um let's see this riffing and then crowder's dad goes i'm gonna do it i'm gonna finally do it i'm[3:14:25]   gonna get in with the boys what do you have time he does he smells he smells like like wood moss[3:14:32]   and yes and authority yes he knows how to soft the limb of an injured soldier[3:14:38]   there is a pause there hmm shut up shut up right so you're riffing with someone's dad now that's[3:14:48]   dad now that's what you've become you knew that wasn't good and then you're like uh yeah[3:14:54]   dude it's been a while since i actually watched crowder try to be funny but he like fucking[3:14:58]   saw i know he's i will give it two more seconds here's his riff how's the gang green tim[3:15:07]   i don't know why i'm speaking back i'm from ireland well you're code switching[3:15:11]   but i wouldn't go to him for okay to the races he didn't like all right no wait just go back[3:15:16]   five seconds okay crowder said code switching his code switching bit and then that was supposed[3:15:20]   to be the final word and then callen kept talking yeah because crowder's like oh which if jewels[3:15:25]   does that to me i get livid so i can imagine crowder must be going nuts those tools i don't[3:15:32]   know why i'm speaking back i'm from ireland well you're code switching but i wouldn't go to him[3:15:37]   for questions oh wait you gotta see watch this but i wouldn't go to him for quite[3:15:45]   wait ah i'm so close speaking back i'm from ireland well you're code switching[3:15:51]   i wouldn't go to him for a question it was uh we could see we could it was better when i shot[3:15:57]   really quickly since on literature no all right oh he went like this wait did he just do a shine[3:16:04]   stop that means right let's see that look watch this for questions on literature no all right[3:16:11]   he goes that's got to be a cold light it's time to move on stop talking look at that oh my god[3:16:22]   let's see how he gets out of this that's what i'm doing but i wouldn't go to him for questions on[3:16:26]   literature no all right oh wait wait wait for questions on literature no all right[3:16:38]   oh there he is so he goes like[3:16:48]   even emphasize yes we're all sorry then brian can go sorry he sees he finally pays attention[3:16:55]   is stevon watch countess here no all right we're off wisdom let's get back to the top[3:17:04]   we have a lot to cover so before we get to that abercrom you work for crowder you follow crowders[3:17:14]   signal wow sorry yeah let's yeah you're you're right let's stay on topic got it wow what the fuck[3:17:24]   wow i don't think brendan chop would do that no sorry buddy i'm here to talk[3:17:30]   umby is uh is back i never knew that they went away i thought fitch was gone abercrom[3:17:35]   and then he did it again just to make it seem like it was just scratch he added in another one[3:17:43]   so that people wouldn't go oh he was signaling for brian to stop he's just doing this[3:17:48]   i think yeah remember that do you guys know this comment now it's just the bullshit show[3:17:52]   okay so that's what's happening with steven is gone it should be a fun year because i hate[3:17:57]   callen with all my passion get into contract with him that fucks him please please please[3:18:03]   it's gonna happen i mean guys it's not gonna end good i don't know why people don't learn[3:18:08]   do not work with these people i mean what have they shown you to lead you to believe[3:18:14]   it's gonna work out well nothing's ever worked out well with any of these people[3:18:19]   all right it's time to drink uh have them with me on this beautiful 420 we've got some amazing ally[3:18:25]   alexander news coming up uh piranha remember him uh but i want to go over this twitter verify[3:18:32]   the thing let's talk about twitter uh but let's have a drink throw on some party music for me[3:18:36]   let's get people in the mood we'll take a pot for real we'll reset we'll have a drink[3:18:40]   do a little chiva some kiva kiva connections how's everybody doing today this is my favorite[3:18:49]   cypress hill okay so but it takes a long time for this beat to jump in so we're gonna just[3:18:55]   wait patiently and then when the beat starts we'll have our drink[3:19:01]   so[3:19:08]   hell yeah welcome to red bar we hope you're having a joyous time do not forget to join[3:19:13]   scars club we know you love the free youtube clips it's time redbarradio.net scars have a[3:19:21]   drink with me this is uh four or five today okay very good and uh one of these one or two[3:19:44]   got a little uh water on my lips there beautiful little bongo head this is nice[3:19:50]   jewels thanks for picking this one out one more[3:20:00]   thank you thank you yes elon musk took away i love this he took away everybody's uh verified badge[3:20:08]   you know uh i was saying earlier i was banned from twitter i never came back that's the law[3:20:13]   right you don't go crawling back it's amazing to see who uh you know uh is just[3:20:20]   chained handcuffed to this twitter and again to me when i imagine a man[3:20:27]   okay a man i look up to or a man i respect i don't imagine him at his little desk or on his phone[3:20:35]   arguing with people on twitter uh nothing looks more pathetic to me you know especially when you[3:20:41]   see these people but go over a list of some of them but you know how josh deniax kumi all these[3:20:47]   guys and they can't live without twitter i'm here to tell you you can i never went back to twitter[3:20:53]   we don't use twitter for anything except reading other people's nonsense uh and it didn't affect me[3:20:59]   at all okay you don't need to be on there you don't need to be reminding people about you[3:21:05]   every five minutes in fact you're doing the opposite you're making them hate you you know[3:21:10]   everything on twitter is charged and putting people in a bad mood and then here's tim dylan[3:21:15]   so now you're involved in this bad mood okay so you're only doing yourself a disservice if you're[3:21:23]   on that twitter and again you know uh it doesn't look very manly to me it doesn't look like you're[3:21:29]   really in control of your own life if you're on twitter and especially the type of stuff they're[3:21:34]   saying on twitter so elon musk takes away this check mark and by the way i gotta remind everybody[3:21:41]   you know when all these people got check marks it wasn't just they woke up one day they had a check[3:21:48]   they had to apply for this verified badge on instagram you got to do that on twitter you got[3:21:55]   to do that so remember these people really wanted that check mark so they could feel like a big shot[3:22:02]   which is crazy because a lot of these people are big shots a lot of these people have it all we[3:22:07]   all know that already but they seem to really need to make sure that they're still on top of[3:22:14]   the heap so they have this blue check and what i found really interesting was now that the blue[3:22:19]   checks are taken away anybody that has a blue check today has purchased one twitter blue[3:22:27]   so i thought it would be funny to show you uh is that a next step here uh[3:22:33]   where's that one jules uh twitter maybe it went away yeah let me know what it's back[3:22:39]   i thought it'd be interesting to show you who's paid for the blue check mark yes and that's what[3:22:45]   we'll do here just one second when it pops up just let me know where that's gonna be in next[3:22:51]   up there you go josh denney and kumia of course uh we'll start with them josh denia and kumia[3:23:00]   have paid for a check mark here's the list uh that we got so far dane cook is paid for a check mark[3:23:08]   sam tripoli joe rogan logan paul let's keep that applause going mr beast mikayla peterson[3:23:19]   jordan peterson lex friedman yeah i know the clapping's kind of annoying okay lex friedman[3:23:26]   keemstar matt walsh the mlc podcast now are you starting it you know it was weird[3:23:33]   could we compare this with the people who didn't buy a check mark and it kind of checks out uh[3:23:40]   the people that are not so bad don't have a blue check mark and the people that we suspect are[3:23:46]   unbearable terrible people all bought the check mark so what does that information say to you[3:23:52]   i'll read you some more andrew huberman has bought a blue check mark ben shapiro rob schneider[3:23:59]   theo vaughan dave smith yanis papas brendan shob jim norden ping trip who i hate the most out of this[3:24:11]   steve will do it candace owens ryan long jake paul true jordy oj simpson jim florentine[3:24:21]   i mean that one's nuts the the smaller the guy is them purchasing it looks even more foolish[3:24:28]   ty revere and patrick melton they have all purchased the check mark and you'll see like[3:24:36]   you go on there ethan clines is gone now this is interesting let's show you that[3:24:42]   yeah so uh ethan cline this morning was told he does this show called leftovers with hassan piker[3:24:49]   who we love around here i might box his son in the next creator clash if he has the guts[3:24:55]   um here's a couple that haven't paid real quick louis j gomez tim dillon and bill marr[3:25:01]   real men you know those guys got some dignity now this is just day one to keep me updated on[3:25:08]   who eventually folds because it's gonna be uh telling of how pathetic a person is now remember[3:25:15]   they're gonna try to tell you it's for the features it is not you know josh denny i don't[3:25:20]   think there was a minute that went by he had like a team uh himself and then of course they waited[3:25:27]   up all night refreshing twitter all night till his badge went away and then instantly he didn't want[3:25:34]   any downtime between not having that verified badge uh so he purchased it right away let's check[3:25:41]   out ethan cline hearing about is everything okay by the way i'm just trying to find the time code[3:25:46]   because we were watching oh yeah yeah yeah we never time i almost got it great yeah so this is[3:25:50]   the show the leftovers and you're going to see ethan cline this morning be told by his producer[3:25:56]   dan that his check mark is gone now remember ethan pretends he hates twitter elon musk is a[3:26:03]   piece of shit he made a shirt like that he claims to be anti twitter anti elon musk meanwhile 4100[3:26:10]   tweets uh he's on it every day uh he was banned from twitter remember when he impersonated elon[3:26:17]   musk during the no impersonation days of the elon musk takeover and he said fuck twitter never coming[3:26:24]   back i hate elon meanwhile he came back right away as soon as his suspension was lifted and[3:26:30]   his account was given back to him uh you're gonna see ethan in this clip uh like 26[3:26:36]   26 30 ish uh he's gonna be told that his check mark's gone and this is a guy who doesn't give[3:26:42]   a fuck about that right but let's see if his eyes say different what's that time code uh 26 30 26 30[3:26:50]   okay here we go let's go here okay so ethan she's having a great time he's been in a great[3:26:56]   mood i'll show on the leftovers this is a green screen for all the people who made red bars[3:27:01]   watching stickers this isn't green screen it's not a real studio it's not really at the white house[3:27:06]   okay here oh oh kill that music stuff because you know the music oh sorry always kill the music we[3:27:15]   got a teacher to kill the music folks right well here's my tea oh my god why is that happening no[3:27:20]   no no stop my tv started any other show where the tv starts going up in the air i didn't press[3:27:27]   anything by the way that's really scary we must have a glitch in the machine hold on let me get[3:27:34]   a little higher there sorry wow that was crazy okay so let's listen to this this is uh ethan[3:27:42]   klein being uh informed that his check mark disappeared the idiot loser and i love to see it[3:27:49]   speaking of all the check mark stuff because you know he said today was the day they were[3:27:52]   going to get rid of the marks i just went to ethan's account and it literally loaded and[3:27:57]   the check mark was there and then it just disappeared so so he's saying mark gone let's[3:28:01]   take a look he's removed check marks for see i still see it on mine oh wait this is the beginning[3:28:07]   of the worry you can see it in ethan's eyes he's removed update the app it'll still yeah you got[3:28:15]   to update your app today check marks for see i still see it on mine oh so this is the the look[3:28:22]   of a man on his phone it's not a good look choose your phone in private if you're a man so here he[3:28:28]   is that doesn't look like a happy face somebody who's 20 minutes into his show where they've been[3:28:33]   laughing and having a good time so far he hears the check marks been taken he immediately grabs[3:28:39]   his phone as if it's door dash time and starts panicking as if um uh all pizza places have been[3:28:48]   removed from door dash so here he is panicking watch how this unfolds it was there and then like[3:28:54]   as the page loaded it suddenly disappeared uh-huh so it happened to the songs too so wait he's[3:28:59]   removing check marks for people not paying is that what yeah i'm still seeing mine supposedly[3:29:03]   today it's probably gonna be buggy as fuck you know what's funny like okay people who have[3:29:08]   verified check marks i mean how many can there be how much money is he hoping to generate forcing[3:29:15]   public figures to pay for twitter blue look at your dumbass loser it's still it's gone it still[3:29:22]   shows on on the page that i'm looking at on my desktop and it shows on my mobile it's not there[3:29:30]   guys okay get over it so they're gonna go through watch this they start going well mine's still[3:29:34]   there mine so it's not there it's all over the news there's no more check marks unless you pay[3:29:40]   so if it's showing for you still you're a fag yes exactly so clear your cash and grow up[3:29:48]   uh because it's gone watch they're gonna go through like a couple loops where they[3:29:53]   kind of hope that maybe they're stuck like elan knows that i'm pretty famous she's not[3:30:00]   gonna take mine away i mean it could still be there it's not and you guys are caught pathetic[3:30:06]   it'll go away i'm sure it's cope i mean i just i don't you know i believe you i'm like i[3:30:13]   i'm glitching out zoom in on somebody yeah somebody yells ethan has a check mark for me[3:30:19]   so here's ethan down here we'll zoom in i mean i just i don't know i believe you i'm sure like[3:30:24]   i i'm glitching out it's totally glitching because ethan has a check for me now okay so[3:30:32]   everybody's talking about something else and he hears ethan sells a check mark for me and he goes[3:30:36]   what this could be could i be a legacy account i don't think so i mean elon musk personally[3:30:44]   hates you so i doubt it but the fantasy still lives check for you for yourself[3:30:54]   yeah i see it you know he would never take it from me i mean i'm just famous[3:30:58]   it's a joke that's a joke but god gave you that check well i got bad news look at his[3:31:02]   look i got bad news i got bad news for you but that means you're gay on my screen no[3:31:07]   chat no this kills him this is really gonna stop impersonators and spam bugs oh no look at him[3:31:15]   look at his face watch this watch how fucking actually because remember he starts doing all[3:31:20]   this stuff when he's all upset watch this oh let me get a good shot of him for you watch oh[3:31:26]   yeah this is really gonna stop impersonators and spam bots yeah no that's it's great it may it's[3:31:34]   he's so bitter i think his son is obviously more yeah but he doesn't want to show it he was in a[3:31:40]   great mood before this and then he like shut down yeah he realized yeah like it actually certainly[3:31:46]   will make the website better it's actually so stupid when i have to do like uh stupid[3:31:51]   when i have to do like a five minute uh precursory search to figure out whether[3:31:56]   or not the drill is not looking at or like if the l is like a one or a fucking weird asi[3:32:03]   letter and that's like if you want to make sure oh he's glitching that's that's when you have[3:32:09]   media literacy many people don't even do that they don't give a shit they don't care they're[3:32:13]   just gonna see anyone and anything that resembles like he's checking again a real account and go oh[3:32:19]   that's grab his phone he's checking again he said that actually that's eli lily what's interesting[3:32:24]   oh his son had to like hold his forehead yeah yeah i can't impersonate him now because i don't[3:32:31]   have the blue check mark right that was the thing so he's you know we were guessing ethan's gonna[3:32:37]   come up with some kind of funny excuse as to why he needs to buy twitter blue which he claimed he[3:32:44]   would never do remember so you got millions of people going oh i mean i would never pay for that[3:32:49]   and then they take it away and now it's well i'll probably buy it so that i can impersonate elon[3:32:55]   moss is a fuck you and then they all go ah ha ha so is he about to get into that right now is he[3:33:01]   about to you know now he's claiming i think he's saying that he can impersonate elon now because[3:33:06]   he doesn't have a blue check anymore oh okay uh well i still do predict i think he's gonna try[3:33:13]   to come up and we'll see so this is why it's so fun here his check mark's gone as of now you want[3:33:19]   to check his twitter to make sure that's still the case i want to see if this motherfucker buys[3:33:23]   it because he claimed he's never buying it and you know ethan here in this particular shot[3:33:29]   represents a lot of people out there a lot of people claiming that it was so stupid they'd[3:33:34]   never pay now it's taken away but they need that mark that mark was the only thing and it's such[3:33:41]   a fantasy mark now it doesn't mean anything anymore it's over move on they can't they go[3:33:47]   it's just not right without that mark i just don't feel so what's his account still doesn't[3:33:52]   still doesn't happen okay well let's keep an eye on that throughout the day okay tell us if uh[3:33:58]   ethan buys the mark today i bet he's sitting there going no i can't trying to think of reasons as to[3:34:05]   why he should uh correct so now i guess like i can just go buck wild with the elon impersonation[3:34:12]   twitter is so pointless dude i'm so pointless losers idiots he always like kind of gives up[3:34:19]   and gets really whiny and bitchy him and he'll have been real whiny and bitchy where they can't[3:34:24]   think of anything to say and they're just so bitter so they just go stupid dumbass losers[3:34:31]   idiots just pieces of shit okay it's not really commentary hey we uh missed someone from our list[3:34:40]   oh who did pay for the check mark a b of a b from h3 paid okay let us know if you find any more of[3:34:48]   our major fools who have paid let us know his wife lena wow love and cameron really telling[3:34:56]   i'm telling you if you're a listener to this show and you got twitter blue please do the right thing[3:35:01]   cancel that thing and you don't need to be on twitter okay you go there to read what everyone[3:35:07]   else is doing you don't need to be posting i'll allow zander to do it because all his twitter is[3:35:11]   is going toe to toe with denny we're leaving zander i think zander you don't need that uh[3:35:17]   to to do what you want to do you can accomplish what you need to let's not give it let's not be[3:35:23]   this pathetic all right let's see what else ethan says here i haven't seen this part yet[3:35:29]   it sucks it's a it's a platform that i use primarily for news aggregation[3:35:35]   like beginning of the show their stories on the platform before they write and publish it[3:35:41]   um it's a really really great way to stay ahead of the news cycle and understand what's going on[3:35:47]   but um it's become increasingly difficult to do that with uh you know under the elon regime[3:35:55]   and it's becoming worse and worse every day look at my for you page is a mess my for you page is[3:36:01]   just 100 rage bait yeah and i'm like i can't be here this is just whoa remember when elon said[3:36:09]   look how upset he's getting again they were having a blast this is 20 how much is this[3:36:16]   this is 30 minutes into their show[3:36:21]   i mean that's what i mean the fools wear their emotions right on those sleeves don't they[3:36:26]   so this is exciting to see he's really and you can see he's been investigating[3:36:30]   non-stop typing and checking his phone surely there's got to be a uh you know miscommunication[3:36:38]   here step down if they did yeah yeah that happened he never did that he lost yeah pretty[3:36:43]   significantly in that soul huh it's a big bummer oh god he lies a lot that's crazy i would have[3:36:49]   never thought well anyway let's move on down into uh putting it on ronda santas we've been wondering[3:36:56]   all right wait maybe his son is one more yeah there's some breaking news[3:37:00]   okay never mind all right well there they are yeah they did turn into little[3:37:04]   12 year olds right very bitchy i love bitchy stuff i love when people act like that[3:37:10]   what's up can we take a tiny we're doing it yeah you don't have to ask you don't have to ask just[3:37:15]   do this okay i'm gonna can i start doing that yeah we'll be right back with much more on the[3:37:21]   red bar show don't go anywhere 420 big show[3:37:37]   thumb it through a whole nother bag it's not the old one run up on this rory i'm clicking[3:37:43]   until it's over still put a snow on a mission to minnesota come on you know the drill hop in and[3:37:50]   hand it over i'm driving in the whip so fast i can't control it i'm fish telling leaving[3:37:57]   hobby years i should have chauffeured chopping it up with brian barilla steak by the ocean[3:38:03]   a sea moss juice my bitch brought me one from oakland today i drove the porch with the automatic[3:38:09]   front lip i spent a thousand dollars on candles i'm at saxville tucked in the gas tank played the[3:38:17]   night shift get on the nigga head like kofi but disrespecting it i'm thinking billions[3:38:22]   copping up the building new wooks or silly thinking bigger you thought i was cool and i[3:38:27]   was taking risks palisades chilling in the shade might take the bet betting on myself and every[3:38:34]   time nigga it's a hit we off in the palisades betting on myself every time i'm talking all[3:38:43]   bars gated communities man we're a family type shit hey look if you're not getting richer every[3:38:52]   year then you just backwards hustling you moving off emotion i'm strategizing discussing it see[3:38:58]   i've been on my supplements fish oils chlorophyll moat eyes my hair growing out and hoes loving[3:39:05]   it some people can't piece life together it's really puzzling talking about trust me i got you[3:39:11]   but i'm not trusting it commercial real estate by the fox yeah they constructing it been is flowing[3:39:17]   like the symphony orchestra i'm conducting it i cracked my knuckles and egg nine back the new[3:39:22]   i had to accomplish we not compatible team on the line yeah the lovers all lateral you cannot[3:39:27]   practice for shit that's not practical fuck with the tactics this shit can get tactical fuck with[3:39:30]   the rations this shit get irrational i cannot talk to you just like them hoes when they mad at you[3:39:34]   i overwork and do shit i don't have to do stumble and stack up who dodge all the bullets and dodge[3:39:38]   all the daggers who working these bitches and blessing them so long i might as well take a[3:39:41]   sabbatical i tell the truth like a polygraph in the woofer like these rappers doing they[3:39:45]   pleading in front of it just because they feel like they happen to judas a system it's not a[3:39:49]   system it's a trap for you nigga it's rcz at larry jones shine when you dropping very soon i get to[3:39:54]   transform and under every moon when they bury me they gotta bury toes i'm just one kid and i can't[3:39:59]   be letting my seed all off in every one when you see me out just know i'm the richest ross rex[3:40:03]   nigga off in every bro yeah out what up betting on myself and every time nigga it's a hit[3:40:16]   betting on myself every time nigga it's a hit[3:40:22]   this might be the motherfucking greatest[3:40:23]   you got it[3:40:30]   it was during one of those summer rains[3:40:53]   home[3:41:03]   and i'm not as drunk as i see but still i stood out there in the street[3:41:12]   throwing stones out a window like i saw somebody do on tv seven days till sunday[3:41:24]   seven days[3:41:51]   There's nobody home She said, I know that's what I told you before[3:42:00]   But here in New York You don't need excuses to dress like a girl[3:42:07]   Sex, drugs, and deceit I guess she's not as frail as she seems[3:42:15]   I pushed as hard as I could But she said, that's okay[3:42:20]   Because that's the way that I like it[3:42:28]   Thank you very much[3:42:30]   Welcome back[3:42:31]   Happy 420 mon[3:42:33]   Welcome back to Red Bar[3:42:36]   Big exciting show[3:42:37]   Thank you for coming out here today[3:42:39]   Thank you for being Scars Club members[3:42:43]   What a day[3:42:44]   Let me have some water here[3:42:46]   Oh, very good, very good water[3:42:50]   Do moths go insane? I vacuumed up a moth the other day in the house[3:42:55]   It's a great trick to kill bugs[3:42:58]   We showed them the video before of the grasshopper[3:43:01]   Yes, remember when I zapped the grasshopper in the dice and stick vacuum[3:43:05]   You take off the end and he goes, whoop[3:43:07]   You put that thing on power suck[3:43:10]   And we had this crazy moth that got in[3:43:12]   It was going nuts, she was screaming[3:43:14]   I calmly grabbed the dice and stick vacuum[3:43:17]   Got him very quickly[3:43:19]   And the poor moth got stuck into the container[3:43:23]   The see-through capture container[3:43:26]   And that container happened to be filled with dog hair[3:43:29]   And tons of coffee beans[3:43:32]   Because when I'm cleaning out I got like a grind and brew espresso maker type thing[3:43:37]   I want to change the beans a lot of times[3:43:40]   So what I'll do is I'll stick the vacuum up there and I'll suck out all the beans[3:43:43]   There's no other way to get them out[3:43:44]   You've got to either use them all[3:43:46]   Or dump the whole machine over so I just suck them out[3:43:49]   When I want to change the beans, so this thing was filled with beans[3:43:52]   So we got the moth in there[3:43:54]   And I go, let's see if he's still alive[3:43:55]   And he is, he's flying around in his little containment[3:43:57]   And I'll pull the trigger[3:43:59]   Now all the beans are going[3:44:01]   And the moth is spinning around with the beans[3:44:04]   I put it on even a higher setting[3:44:05]   It's going faster and faster[3:44:06]   These beans are hitting them the same way[3:44:09]   You know like a boulder would hit me in the head[3:44:11]   If it was being thrown by God[3:44:13]   This moth survived for about 20 minutes of pulling[3:44:18]   It in fact never died[3:44:20]   It was getting, I was watching it get stoned to death by coffee beans[3:44:24]   No change in his personality[3:44:26]   And then we googled what do moths eat[3:44:30]   Listen to this[3:44:31]   They, turns out they eat fur[3:44:33]   So I go this is great[3:44:35]   There's so much dog hair in the vacuum[3:44:39]   So maybe this guy is just in heaven, you know[3:44:42]   And I thought, first I thought his face was a little battered and bruised[3:44:45]   But no, he survived[3:44:47]   So, but my question to you guys is[3:44:50]   Does that change his mental state?[3:44:52]   Is he like, you know, he spun around about a hundred times[3:44:55]   With coffee beans hitting him[3:44:56]   As fast as the vacuum could go[3:44:58]   He was trying to fly away[3:44:59]   But then he would get stuck in the walls of the vacuum[3:45:03]   I'm really sad because we didn't save the grasshopper that got sucked up[3:45:08]   But this moth eventually perished[3:45:11]   I got some listener gifts in the mail[3:45:14]   Let's see what we got here[3:45:15]   Anything good this week?[3:45:17]   Some crazy stuff[3:45:19]   Some guy's book, thank you very much[3:45:21]   Did a listener write that book?[3:45:23]   Yes, a listener wrote a book[3:45:24]   I'm not plugging it[3:45:25]   He doesn't get a free plug[3:45:26]   Here, this is what I got from somebody[3:45:28]   He didn't say a name[3:45:29]   He sent me this shirt[3:45:30]   Look at this, go to the close up there[3:45:32]   Jew Balance, instead of New Balance[3:45:35]   On a really crummy shirt[3:45:37]   And it's like an iron-on[3:45:39]   And it's tan[3:45:41]   And then if that weren't enough, look at this[3:45:44]   He sent me this[3:45:45]   We get the worst gift[3:45:47]   That's a good gift, I think[3:45:48]   Jew Balance[3:45:50]   It made me smile[3:45:52]   Sure, why can't I show this the right way?[3:45:54]   It's retarded[3:45:55]   Okay, very nice, I'll be wearing those[3:45:57]   And then they get better[3:45:59]   Look at this, somebody sent me this[3:46:02]   It's art of me[3:46:04]   And he says, you could shout out my IG[3:46:07]   Okay, yeah[3:46:08]   But you don't got it[3:46:09]   That's what it says right here in the back[3:46:11]   His IG is Austin underscore Beale[3:46:15]   B-E-A-L-E[3:46:17]   Like Ally Mc[3:46:18]   Cute[3:46:19]   And thank you so much[3:46:22]   It's like having a little kid[3:46:24]   That looks just like your nose[3:46:26]   The way it bends over and gets all red[3:46:28]   It's really nice[3:46:29]   But then the best gift of the night[3:46:32]   And is there a letter with this?[3:46:34]   Or no?[3:46:36]   Look at this[3:46:37]   And this looks real[3:46:38]   Check this out[3:46:39]   A YouTube plaque[3:46:43]   For 100,000 subscribers[3:46:45]   A real YouTube plaque[3:46:47]   It's made out to EDP445 2.0[3:46:51]   For passing 100,000 subscribers[3:46:54]   Pretty cool[3:46:55]   Thank you for the gifts[3:46:56]   If you've got something really cool like this to send[3:46:58]   Oh wait, here it is[3:47:00]   Mike, I bought this while on Shatter[3:47:03]   I don't know why[3:47:04]   I hope you and Jules get a kick out of it[3:47:06]   Luke, thank you so much[3:47:07]   I'm going to be putting this right here[3:47:09]   Thank you, Luke[3:47:10]   For all eternity[3:47:11]   Instead of having a good set[3:47:12]   I'm going to just throw this up right there[3:47:14]   Here, wait[3:47:15]   I want to align this perfectly[3:47:17]   We're going to hang it right here[3:47:19]   Hanging in the air right here[3:47:21]   So that everybody who tunes in[3:47:22]   Knows what they're looking at here[3:47:24]   A very, very successful person[3:47:26]   On YouTube[3:47:27]   This is nice[3:47:28]   Thank you so much for the gifts[3:47:30]   Our P.O. box can be found on our website[3:47:32]   At redbarradio.com[3:47:34]   Thank you for those[3:47:36]   Very nice gifts[3:47:37]   Well, we've got a lot to do here today[3:47:39]   Should we do the Ally Alexander thing?[3:47:41]   Sure, do you want to do that?[3:47:42]   Yeah?[3:47:43]   So what's so cool about our show[3:47:45]   Is everybody we've ever been involved with[3:47:47]   Turns out to get, like, busted[3:47:48]   For, like, sexual assault[3:47:50]   Or a crime[3:47:51]   Or a, you know, they get cancelled[3:47:53]   In big, big ways[3:47:55]   Like, who are some examples of that?[3:47:58]   You know, we've had Salvo, of course[3:48:00]   He went down for some indiscretions[3:48:03]   Hallimar Carley called in[3:48:05]   To the show[3:48:06]   And we very rarely ever have people[3:48:09]   Call in[3:48:10]   So, for instance[3:48:12]   Years and years ago[3:48:14]   We had a guy named Andrew Tate call in[3:48:17]   Look what happened to him[3:48:19]   This was way before any controversies[3:48:21]   Andrew Tate was on our front[3:48:23]   And remember[3:48:24]   These are the only people that have been on the show[3:48:26]   Via the TV[3:48:28]   So, Andrew Tate[3:48:30]   Ally Alexander, Piranha[3:48:33]   Um[3:48:35]   Salvo, wait[3:48:36]   Salvo never was on the screen, but[3:48:38]   Hallimar Carley[3:48:39]   And they've all gone down[3:48:41]   Gone down to Chinatown[3:48:43]   For something real bad[3:48:45]   And Ally Alexander is the next one[3:48:47]   I've been alerted[3:48:49]   Ally Alexander[3:48:51]   He created Stop the Steal[3:48:53]   Do you remember this guy?[3:48:54]   Maybe we can get a nice picture of him[3:48:55]   We named him Piranha[3:48:57]   Now, Ally Alexander was a fan of this show[3:49:00]   Red Bar[3:49:01]   I was so interested in him[3:49:03]   He was friends with another fan of the show[3:49:05]   Named Lucian Wintrich[3:49:07]   Really crazy[3:49:09]   Right wing gay[3:49:11]   From New York City[3:49:13]   I miss him[3:49:14]   The first time I met Lucian Wintrich[3:49:15]   Was at a Red Bar event in New York City[3:49:17]   And he immediately started crushing up[3:49:19]   Adderalls[3:49:21]   At the counter at the bar[3:49:23]   And insisting that we all snort it[3:49:25]   Me and him had a blast then[3:49:27]   Yeah, he's a great New York snarky gay[3:49:29]   He's actually pretty incredible[3:49:31]   I would like to spend the weekend with him again[3:49:33]   But yeah, watch your fucking back[3:49:35]   When you're around this guy[3:49:37]   You know, he would[3:49:39]   You know, I don't know[3:49:41]   But very cool guy[3:49:43]   At the same time, one of the most dangerous people I've ever met[3:49:45]   Now, Ally Alexander[3:49:47]   Is friends with Lucian Wintrich[3:49:49]   And Lucian introduces Ally[3:49:51]   Piranha[3:49:53]   Ollie[3:49:55]   To the show[3:49:57]   And Piranha starts liking it[3:49:59]   And I forget how this happened[3:50:01]   But we had Piranha Skype in[3:50:03]   And just ask him questions[3:50:05]   Because he was doing all this stuff with politics[3:50:07]   What was he doing back then?[3:50:09]   You know, when he was on this show that got our interest[3:50:11]   What was he up to back then?[3:50:13]   He was doing something big[3:50:15]   He was going to the White House all the time[3:50:17]   At the conference that he was invited to[3:50:19]   He invited all these people to[3:50:21]   But I don't know if that had anything to do with our call[3:50:23]   Well, anyway[3:50:25]   We talked to him, he's like a big fan[3:50:27]   And I told him how scary he was[3:50:29]   And all this stuff[3:50:31]   Anyway, Ally goes on[3:50:33]   To become friends with somebody else[3:50:35]   Kanye West[3:50:37]   Now, what was Ally's[3:50:39]   involvement with Kanye West?[3:50:41]   Remember, wasn't he on his council?[3:50:43]   Remember when Kanye West[3:50:45]   All of a sudden showed up with Nick Fuentes[3:50:47]   And Milo[3:50:49]   Ally was involved[3:50:51]   Is it, how do you say it again?[3:50:53]   Ollie[3:50:55]   O-L-I would help me out[3:50:57]   Ollie[3:50:59]   Like a skateboard trick[3:51:01]   Now his real name[3:51:03]   Is Ollie Akbar[3:51:05]   I'm not kidding[3:51:07]   I couldn't believe it when he told me that[3:51:09]   You know, Frank Ocean changed[3:51:11]   The Ollie Akbar[3:51:13]   Ollie Akbar[3:51:15]   Instead of that he said[3:51:17]   God is good[3:51:19]   Way better, I don't like that Frank Ocean part[3:51:21]   Where he says Ollie Akbar[3:51:23]   To me, I come from a world[3:51:25]   No, I come from a world where 9-11 is king[3:51:27]   And[3:51:29]   A day where terrorists[3:51:31]   Were bad[3:51:33]   You know, sue me[3:51:35]   And back then, Ollie Akbar meant[3:51:37]   Something's gonna blow[3:51:39]   Something's gonna blow up[3:51:41]   They're coming[3:51:43]   So that word to me[3:51:45]   Is what is shouted before a lot of deaths[3:51:47]   Yeah, so it's great in the song[3:51:49]   It makes you go, whoa[3:51:51]   No, I don't want that in a song[3:51:53]   Frank Ocean took it out of the song[3:51:55]   For his first performance at Coachella[3:51:57]   Okay[3:51:59]   Ally Young-Zinder goes on to work with Trump[3:52:01]   I mean with Kanye West[3:52:03]   Which is again[3:52:05]   I got a guy on my show, he's a red bar fan[3:52:07]   He's this crazy piranha[3:52:09]   Yeah, I sent you some options[3:52:11]   He's got too many good ones[3:52:13]   To pick from[3:52:15]   And his real name is Ollie Akbar[3:52:17]   You guys know him[3:52:19]   I mean, here is Piranha[3:52:21]   And for a while[3:52:23]   Piranha follows me, I follow him on Instagram[3:52:25]   Back then[3:52:27]   And for a while, do you guys remember[3:52:29]   Every time we do a live show, I would promote it[3:52:31]   Using his pictures[3:52:33]   I would download a picture of his like this[3:52:35]   And then it would say, live show today[3:52:37]   And he messaged me once[3:52:39]   He's like, why do you use me for all those promotions?[3:52:41]   And I'm like, ah[3:52:43]   It's just funny[3:52:45]   I can't really explain it[3:52:47]   And I didn't even think how crazy that was[3:52:49]   For like 20 weeks in a row[3:52:51]   I used his picture to promote the show[3:52:53]   Just because to me, this is the funniest[3:52:55]   Looking thing you could ever look at[3:52:57]   I mean, look at this guy[3:52:59]   Now we named him Piranha[3:53:01]   We nicknamed him Piranha because of the[3:53:03]   Viciousness[3:53:05]   Of his face[3:53:07]   Of course[3:53:09]   I mean, there's nobody more vicious than this[3:53:11]   And when he turns to the side[3:53:13]   You'll see what I'm saying[3:53:15]   He gets very Piranic[3:53:17]   Okay, you can see how that's like a[3:53:19]   Imagine, like 800 of these[3:53:21]   Swimming towards you, you're on a rev[3:53:23]   You're like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck[3:53:25]   So we told him that too[3:53:27]   He was on the show, we go, you know what?[3:53:29]   Your nickname is Piranha[3:53:31]   He was very, oh, look at this[3:53:33]   I mean, they've, that's almost like[3:53:35]   You're trying to show me[3:53:37]   I mean, look at that, Piranha[3:53:39]   Now, he created, you're not going to believe this[3:53:41]   He created the Stop the Steal movement[3:53:43]   Or he's one of the big heads of it[3:53:45]   He is one of the main reasons, I guess[3:53:47]   Allegedly, why the[3:53:49]   Indiscretion happened at the Capitol[3:53:51]   Remember that?[3:53:53]   When they simply toured the Capitol[3:53:57]   Remember that?[3:53:59]   He was behind it[3:54:01]   So he's been everywhere[3:54:03]   On Kanye West's 2024 campaign[3:54:05]   Stop the Steal[3:54:07]   He's in the news all the time[3:54:09]   But he's in the news today[3:54:11]   For some horrible, horrible reasons[3:54:13]   And I am left[3:54:15]   At another Crossroads[3:54:17]   So let's see what he's done[3:54:19]   Another guy, every week almost[3:54:21]   Somebody we know[3:54:23]   Is now in the news[3:54:25]   So let's see what he's done here today[3:54:27]   Next year? Yeah, Ali Alexander[3:54:29]   Should we start with the article?[3:54:31]   Yes. Alright, here you go[3:54:33]   This is from The Daily Beast[3:54:35]   Very, very disturbing[3:54:37]   You can give me some background music here[3:54:39]   Some of that background[3:54:41]   Stop the Steal Organizer[3:54:43]   Apologizes after being accused of asking teen boys for dick pics[3:54:51]   Uh oh[3:54:53]   This is the headline, look at this[3:54:55]   Here's the headline[3:54:57]   Stop the Steal Organizer[3:54:59]   Apologizes after being accused of asking teen boys for dick pics[3:55:05]   I apologize for any inappropriate messages sent over the years[3:55:07]   Ali Alexander[3:55:09]   An ally of former President Trump[3:55:11]   And white nationalist[3:55:13]   Nick Fuentes[3:55:15]   Wow, look at that[3:55:17]   Why isn't being Jewish an insult to you, Nick?[3:55:19]   Sephora[3:55:21]   Savings[3:55:23]   Remember I need to[3:55:25]   Re-click that for those savings[3:55:27]   So, let's show you this[3:55:29]   This was posted, Milo posted this[3:55:31]   Don't we have a video clip[3:55:33]   Of Ali on this show that[3:55:35]   Milo has used against him[3:55:37]   From just last week and then I'll get back into this article[3:55:39]   Where's that gonna be?[3:55:41]   I'll put it next up[3:55:43]   Great, next up, check this out[3:55:45]   I was actually used as a pawn[3:55:47]   During this whole thing here[3:55:49]   Which is very interesting[3:55:51]   Let me see if I can find it[3:55:53]   Milo tries to destroy Piranha[3:55:55]   With a red bar clip[3:55:57]   Watch this, you're gonna die[3:55:59]   We'll bring it over to Facebook[3:56:01]   Right now[3:56:03]   The Yay24 campaign team's implosion[3:56:05]   Will not stop[3:56:07]   Milo continues his campaign to destroy Piranha[3:56:09]   With a red bar clip[3:56:11]   So here's Milo's telegram, right?[3:56:13]   And he says[3:56:15]   I should read this, right?[3:56:17]   A guy and a guy, it's awesome[3:56:19]   In this[3:56:21]   Relentlessly unearthed clip[3:56:23]   Ali Alexander admits to kissing[3:56:25]   And fantasizing about men[3:56:27]   And says his mother once found his stash[3:56:29]   Of gay porn and cried[3:56:31]   I'm a great kisser, I kissed a guy[3:56:33]   Last night[3:56:35]   Nick Fuentes is top guy, by the way[3:56:37]   So, Milo posted this and here's the clip[3:56:39]   That Milo posted[3:56:41]   I'm in it[3:56:43]   Check this out[3:56:45]   Now, I believe you're pretending[3:56:47]   To be bi, I mean, thinking about you[3:56:49]   Making out with a guy is one of the most[3:56:51]   Sickening things I could ever[3:56:53]   Dream of, so[3:56:55]   It can't be true[3:56:57]   I'm a great kisser, I'm a great kisser[3:56:59]   You've kissed a guy![3:57:01]   Holy fuck![3:57:03]   And have they lived to tell about this?[3:57:05]   They have lived to tell about it[3:57:07]   Have you?[3:57:09]   I got game, I got game[3:57:11]   And what I'll tell you is that[3:57:13]   Power and influence is an aphrodisiac[3:57:15]   Me too in anybody[3:57:17]   But, you know[3:57:19]   People are attracted to confidence[3:57:21]   And influence and power[3:57:23]   And knowing thyself[3:57:25]   And what I will say is that[3:57:27]   I grew up actually very homophobic[3:57:29]   I actually believe[3:57:31]   I won't even say what I believe[3:57:33]   But I also don't believe[3:57:35]   I believe 90% of[3:57:37]   You know, this stuff about[3:57:39]   Repression and all this[3:57:41]   I mean, it's such mumbo jumbo[3:57:43]   It's stupid, so I don't think[3:57:45]   I was secretly trying to find myself[3:57:47]   I think what happened is[3:57:49]   You know, my mom found my porn[3:57:51]   And she was pissed[3:57:53]   She cried, I only had a female figure[3:57:55]   I didn't have a male I looked up to[3:57:57]   Coupled with[3:57:59]   I'm not going to say his name, but[3:58:01]   In 8th grade, this is the first time[3:58:03]   I've ever told this story[3:58:05]   Publicly[3:58:07]   And, you know, drunk parties, I tell it all the time[3:58:09]   But like, but this guy[3:58:11]   On the soccer team gave me a compliment[3:58:13]   That was very[3:58:15]   Erotic[3:58:17]   And I was like, that's weird[3:58:19]   And I was like, how could a guy like another guy[3:58:21]   And I was like, well I think he's cool, I'm cool[3:58:23]   So it was like, what's interesting is I think[3:58:25]   That we don't talk enough[3:58:27]   Yeah, I'm going to have to cut you off here[3:58:29]   I'm like, nauseated from all this[3:58:31]   You know, a guy and a guy, sorry[3:58:33]   Not my thing[3:58:35]   I'll ask you this, would you ever screw around with me[3:58:37]   At a party? Do we get drunk?[3:58:39]   Probably not, I'm not into you[3:58:41]   There's every fucking game[3:58:43]   Okay, about the clip-ins[3:58:45]   That was a Milo's telegraph[3:58:47]   And now being used in the[3:58:49]   Indictment against[3:58:51]   Piranha[3:58:53]   For sexting with teen[3:58:55]   Boys, let's go back to that article[3:58:57]   He didn't even admit to anything other than being gay[3:58:59]   Well, that's, I mean, I don't think[3:59:01]   They had him admitting that anywhere else[3:59:03]   But on Redpar[3:59:05]   Oh, maybe[3:59:07]   I'm hoping[3:59:09]   That would make the story incredible, right?[3:59:11]   Stop the steel organizer[3:59:13]   Apologize after being accused of asking[3:59:15]   Teen boys for dick pics[3:59:17]   A key figure in the pro-Trump[3:59:19]   Stop the steel campaign is apologized[3:59:21]   After being accused of asking teenage[3:59:23]   Boys for sexual pictures[3:59:25]   Ally Alexander has become one of the most[3:59:27]   Ubiquitous figures in the MAGA[3:59:29]   Movement, Trump himself reportedly[3:59:31]   Requested that Alexander speak at his rally[3:59:33]   Before the riot[3:59:35]   With his appearance only squashed by a last[3:59:37]   Minute intervention from Trump's[3:59:39]   Aids, but this week Alexander[3:59:41]   Stands at the center of a scandal[3:59:43]   Trump's Aids[3:59:45]   That raises questions about how powerful men in the far[3:59:47]   Right treat their younger[3:59:49]   Some word[3:59:51]   Okay, so what are the highlights[3:59:53]   Here?[3:59:55]   What are the, uh, the big[3:59:57]   Exposes? Go to underwear that says[3:59:59]   Who will be my arm candy?[4:00:01]   Okay, look at this. Who will be my arm candy?[4:00:03]   In 2017,[4:00:05]   Aidan Duncan, a 15-year-old[4:00:07]   Boy in Colorado interested in right-wing[4:00:09]   Politics, sent Alexander nude[4:00:11]   Pictures after the MAGA[4:00:13]   Activist asked him for them[4:00:15]   According to an account Duncan[4:00:17]   Gave in March, okay, while Duncan[4:00:19]   Was a high school sophomore[4:00:21]   Just starting out in politics[4:00:23]   Alexander was a 32-year-old[4:00:25]   With a decade of political work for the[4:00:27]   Republican party behind him[4:00:29]   And now he's willing to share his connections[4:00:31]   That he had through work with Duncan[4:00:33]   As long as the teenager met certain[4:00:35]   Uh, preconditions[4:00:37]   Included, uh, including secrecy[4:00:39]   Scroll a little farther[4:00:41]   Yeah More, and then the first[4:00:43]   Paragraph after that little ad or whatever[4:00:45]   Okay, but in his messages to[4:00:47]   Duncan, according to the screenshots[4:00:49]   There was one name, Alexander[4:00:51]   Dangled, as perk[4:00:53]   As a perk for the teenager if he kept up[4:00:55]   Contact with Alexander, Milo[4:00:57]   Yiannopoulos[4:00:59]   In a September 4th exchange[4:01:01]   About an upcoming trip[4:01:03]   Piranha was planning[4:01:05]   Piranha, uh, told Duncan[4:01:07]   He would introduce the teenager to[4:01:09]   Milo and speculated about whether[4:01:11]   The boy would be Piranha's[4:01:13]   Arm candy and suggested[4:01:15]   The boy would have to be entertaining[4:01:17]   Ooh, yummy, yummy[4:01:19]   Rolling with me?[4:01:21]   Piranha wrote, according to the message[4:01:23]   Mostly I'll have an entourage[4:01:25]   Depends, huh, I mean[4:01:27]   Depends, if it's me babysitting[4:01:29]   You during the day, then no[4:01:31]   I don't have kids, if it's something[4:01:33]   More entertaining, then maybe[4:01:35]   All depends on what we're up to[4:01:37]   No matter what, I'll let you meet Milo[4:01:39]   There's probably five people I'll[4:01:41]   Introduce to him[4:01:43]   But who will be my arm candy?[4:01:45]   The one with me, always in VIP[4:01:47]   And in, out[4:01:49]   Well that's not to be determined by the[4:01:51]   Boy who plays his cards the most[4:01:53]   Well that's to be determined by the boy who plays[4:01:55]   His cards the most correct[4:01:57]   Wow[4:01:59]   So, he's trying to get dick pics[4:02:01]   Oh there's a screenshot of Duncan selling[4:02:03]   Alexander a picture, anyways that's one of the guys[4:02:05]   Stories and then there's like two more[4:02:07]   Just like that[4:02:09]   Hold on[4:02:11]   Let's see, do we have a[4:02:13]   Video from Nick Fuentes, am I remembering[4:02:15]   That right? Yeah, go back to the note[4:02:17]   Yeah, Nick Fuentes doesn't care[4:02:19]   Nick Fuentes is like covering it up[4:02:21]   He's bowing out of public light[4:02:23]   You can watch those videos if you want[4:02:25]   They're just short[4:02:27]   Let's see what this is[4:02:29]   Let me rewind really quick[4:02:31]   This is Nick Fuentes speaking, we must[4:02:33]   He said show me your eggplant emoji[4:02:35]   To a guy[4:02:37]   15 year old, sophomore[4:02:39]   And then the little kid went, what's that?[4:02:41]   A guy[4:02:43]   And then Piranha went, oh my god, dick[4:02:45]   I'm a political figure[4:02:47]   Kill that music cause I gotta turn this guy up[4:02:49]   And I want to organize a massive movement[4:02:51]   To take over the country[4:02:53]   And that involves a great deal[4:02:55]   Of associations[4:02:57]   And sometimes they're not all good[4:02:59]   It's as simple as that, if you have a problem with that[4:03:01]   Well, you try to build something, that's what I would say[4:03:03]   Are countries and movements[4:03:05]   And things gonna be ground to pieces[4:03:07]   Because of bad faith attacks over[4:03:09]   Sexual impropriety[4:03:11]   If we're talking about rape and[4:03:13]   Murder and things like that, you know, okay[4:03:15]   But when we're talking about, we're talking about flirting[4:03:17]   Give me a fucking break[4:03:19]   Honestly[4:03:21]   Yeah, and I know that's not a good look[4:03:23]   Whatever[4:03:25]   But that's how I feel about it[4:03:27]   To tell you the truth[4:03:29]   That that's gonna be[4:03:31]   That's, they think that's a silver bullet[4:03:33]   Well, but this guy flirted with people[4:03:35]   Who were 15, yeah and that's gross[4:03:37]   You know, that's fucking gross, I think anybody would say it's gross[4:03:39]   It's gross cause it's gay[4:03:41]   It's gross because it goes against the age[4:03:43]   Goes against the age[4:03:45]   But this is some great moral[4:03:47]   Condemnation, yeah, okay fucking guy[4:03:49]   That tells everybody he converted[4:03:51]   He's still married, okay guy that's[4:03:53]   Talking about going to Hollywood sex parties[4:03:55]   And making jokes about sucking priest dicks[4:03:57]   Give me a fucking break[4:03:59]   I thought about a lot over the weekend[4:04:01]   You know, while I was[4:04:03]   Meditating on the[4:04:05]   Agony, other people were attacking me[4:04:07]   But that's the same thing that[4:04:09]   Jesus went through was, mockery[4:04:11]   Ridicule humiliation[4:04:13]   False allegations[4:04:15]   And you can't, you can't[4:04:17]   Answer it, you can't defend it[4:04:21]   I was moved by the fact that[4:04:23]   Pontius Pilate was impressed[4:04:25]   With[4:04:27]   Jesus demeanor[4:04:29]   That's pretty much it, okay, well so his[4:04:31]   Paranta admitted to any of this[4:04:33]   There's a couple videos of him in that note also[4:04:35]   Oh wow, a piranha himself?[4:04:37]   Yeah, which one should I do[4:04:39]   A bowing out of public life?[4:04:41]   Yes, yeah[4:04:43]   Look at this, a piranha[4:04:45]   Bowing out of public life, so we're[4:04:47]   Gonna tune into, oh wait no that's, go to the[4:04:49]   Next one, next one, okay, let's see[4:04:51]   We got some videos, it's just another guy saying[4:04:53]   He's bowing out of public life, yeah[4:04:55]   Well we haven't heard that part yet, okay[4:04:57]   I should just play this video[4:04:59]   I think so, okay, let's see what this is[4:05:01]   But it might be good, okay, bowing out of[4:05:03]   Public life, piranha claims he's[4:05:05]   About to do, let's hear[4:05:07]   In this video[4:05:09]   Clip, Ollie Alexander[4:05:11]   Allegedly is responding[4:05:13]   To claims[4:05:15]   Made that there was a 17[4:05:17]   Year old who had accused[4:05:19]   Ollie of some sort of[4:05:21]   You know, sexually explicit[4:05:23]   Conversation with him[4:05:25]   Over Periscope, something of that[4:05:27]   Nature, let's listen to[4:05:29]   Ollie describe his understanding[4:05:31]   Of the law, and then let's find out what[4:05:33]   The real law actually says[4:05:37]   You can have whatever conversation[4:05:39]   You want with someone 17[4:05:41]   You got any conversation[4:05:43]   You want[4:05:51]   You got any conversation[4:05:53]   You want with someone who's 17[4:06:01]   Hashtag no cuddles, okay that's[4:06:03]   Going to be a thing, hold on, hashtag[4:06:05]   Hashtag no cuddles[4:06:07]   Lucien, we got to work out[4:06:09]   Cuddling, Lucien[4:06:11]   Our, our, our title[4:06:13]   Alright, so I'm going to go to Lucien's scope[4:06:15]   I'm going to go to Lucien's scope[4:06:17]   Wait, Lucien, you're still hanging with him after this?[4:06:19]   Lucien, you're still hanging out with Piranha?[4:06:21]   Aren't you so scared? I just said I wanted to spend[4:06:23]   The weekend with you, I don't want you to be there[4:06:25]   I know, I would like to know what Lucien thinks[4:06:27]   About all this[4:06:29]   Well, let's see what the[4:06:31]   Age of consent laws say[4:06:33]   For the United States[4:06:35]   Clearly what they say[4:06:37]   Federal law prohibits the use[4:06:39]   Of any means of communication[4:06:41]   Such as telephone calls or use of[4:06:43]   The internet to persuade or entice[4:06:45]   A minor under 18[4:06:47]   So the law says 18[4:06:49]   Federally[4:06:51]   Which applies to[4:06:53]   Communications over[4:06:55]   The internet[4:06:57]   18 when it's over the internet[4:06:59]   Any sort of sexualized[4:07:01]   Talk or sexualized conversation[4:07:03]   Just so that Ali Alexander[4:07:05]   Understands what the law is[4:07:07]   It's 18, not 17[4:07:09]   We're not making any accusations[4:07:11]   However, at minimum[4:07:13]   It looks like Ali Alexander[4:07:15]   Is a man of over 30[4:07:17]   At the very least, misunderstood[4:07:19]   The federal law as it applies[4:07:21]   To the appropriate age for[4:07:23]   Any sort of sexualized communications[4:07:25]   Okay, thank you so much[4:07:27]   Wow, so it looks like Ali is in deep, deep trouble[4:07:29]   Now, everybody's probably[4:07:31]   Wondering, how do I[4:07:33]   Stand, right?[4:07:35]   Why don't you cue that music, because I want to talk about this[4:07:37]   I want to take this thing head on[4:07:39]   Let me just[4:07:41]   Find[4:07:43]   Where this could be[4:07:45]   Is this in up next here?[4:07:47]   It is, okay[4:07:49]   At the top, please[4:07:51]   Okay, here we go[4:07:53]   No, that's not it[4:07:55]   Oh[4:07:57]   Give me a second, this is very important here[4:07:59]   Okay, so this[4:08:01]   Ali Alexander news[4:08:03]   Really sucks for me[4:08:05]   Because I actually[4:08:07]   Just wrote him into my will[4:08:09]   I added some[4:08:11]   Pencil addendums[4:08:13]   And I think in light of the news[4:08:15]   My wishes are very[4:08:17]   Clear, so this was found[4:08:19]   In my safe[4:08:21]   And this is[4:08:23]   Basically, my will[4:08:25]   Okay, you can show this to the camera[4:08:27]   This is my will[4:08:29]   Everything I say on this is actually here[4:08:31]   So let's go over this[4:08:33]   Really quickly[4:08:35]   Cut to me[4:08:37]   To my listeners and my family[4:08:39]   The following is a round of additions[4:08:41]   And clarifications in the event of my passing[4:08:43]   I've created this record[4:08:45]   To provide my executors[4:08:47]   With instructions in the event of my death[4:08:49]   It includes[4:08:51]   Financial and personal information[4:08:53]   And suggestions for arrangements to make[4:08:55]   This difficult time easier[4:08:57]   For my family[4:08:59]   It is my preference[4:09:01]   That the title and role[4:09:03]   Of Redbar CEO[4:09:05]   Be given[4:09:07]   To Ali Piranha[4:09:09]   Alexander[4:09:11]   Look at this[4:09:13]   Okay, now[4:09:15]   If you zoom in here, it's hard to show here[4:09:17]   His name[4:09:19]   Looks like it's[4:09:21]   Underlined, but it also[4:09:23]   Could be[4:09:25]   Crossed out[4:09:27]   I was very high[4:09:29]   When I was making these clarifications[4:09:31]   To my will[4:09:33]   And so now I'm so puzzled[4:09:35]   I don't know if I don't want him[4:09:37]   To take over for Redbar[4:09:39]   Or if I do[4:09:41]   Let's read on[4:09:43]   Regarding my funeral arrangements[4:09:45]   My funeral and burial should be carried out[4:09:47]   According to the customs and practices[4:09:49]   Of the church of what's happening now[4:09:51]   My preferred hymns[4:09:53]   Say it ain't so[4:09:55]   In the garage, El Scorcho[4:09:57]   And the humbling of salvo pancakes[4:09:59]   I wish to be buried[4:10:01]   With the attached copy[4:10:03]   Of Josh Denny's photograph[4:10:05]   And also some copies of Hela Klein's[4:10:07]   Workout tapes[4:10:09]   In my right trouser pocket[4:10:11]   I would like to change[4:10:13]   The epitaph on my headstone to[4:10:15]   Truthful lips[4:10:17]   Endure forever[4:10:19]   Is but for a moment[4:10:21]   Proverbs 12 19[4:10:23]   I leave my head of security[4:10:25]   Hela Mark Harley, of course[4:10:27]   My rogue fitness KG[4:10:29]   Competition plates[4:10:31]   So, and that looks like[4:10:33]   It's been[4:10:35]   Extra, you know, make sure Mark[4:10:37]   Harley, Hela Mark Harley[4:10:39]   Gets my rogue[4:10:41]   Fitness stuff[4:10:43]   Regarding personal items[4:10:45]   They should remain in a secure time capsule[4:10:47]   According to Chris D'Elia's son Calvin[4:10:49]   Sincerely yours[4:10:51]   Mike David[4:10:53]   And then it says Jules question mark[4:10:55]   At the bottom, I don't know what that means[4:10:57]   Again, I was very high[4:10:59]   When I was changing this[4:11:01]   So we're gonna leave that up to the audience to decide[4:11:03]   Is this, uh[4:11:05]   You know, what the hell this is[4:11:07]   Okay, this is gonna be[4:11:09]   Trust me[4:11:11]   I guess we'll find out when you die[4:11:13]   I guess we'll find out, thank you very much[4:11:15]   So much, does anybody[4:11:17]   Give a thousand dollars[4:11:19]   To who can guess what this is about[4:11:21]   Uh, welcome to[4:11:23]   Red Bar, big, big, big, big, big show[4:11:25]   Still coming up, that was unfortunately[4:11:27]   Or fortunately, just the intro[4:11:29]   Yay, yay, yay, let's get some of that[4:11:31]   Bong music going, it's 420[4:11:33]   Let's spliff, let's[4:11:35]   Chief, let's smoke[4:11:37]   Uh, we're gonna be here for a while longer[4:11:39]   Today, so please join us[4:11:41]   Indulge, and[4:11:43]   Let's get fucked up[4:11:45]   Let's take another bongo[4:11:47]   Hit, shall we?[4:11:49]   That one sucks[4:11:51]   Here we go, that's my kind of music[4:11:53]   Turn that up, you gotta turn that up all the way in[4:11:55]   There we are, welcome to Red Bar[4:11:57]   Let's take another Hitaso[4:11:59]   Out of the grinder here[4:12:01]   We still got some fresh[4:12:03]   Er, 14%[4:12:05]   THC, baby[4:12:07]   Very high[4:12:09]   Very high[4:12:11]   And, uh, for the remainder of the show[4:12:13]   Let's see how high we can get, huh?[4:12:15]   Now that we got all the[4:12:17]   serious stuff out of the way[4:12:19]   I know, I feel light in the air[4:12:27]   Relax a little clog[4:12:29]   He's the other one[4:12:37]   We're getting twisted[4:12:39]   Welcome to Red Bar[4:12:41]   How you doing out there?[4:12:43]   You wanna see a cute little video?[4:12:45]   Yeah, what do you got?[4:12:47]   Um[4:12:49]   It's in NextUp[4:12:51]   Someone just did a little man on the street[4:12:53]   interview this week that I thought was so cute[4:12:55]   Oh my god, Red Bar in the wild[4:12:57]   I love Red Bar in the wild[4:12:59]   We got some other clips, let's pair this with[4:13:01]   those other ones of Red Bar in the wild[4:13:03]   with a couple other guys[4:13:05]   Look at this, so a listener here[4:13:07]   I love when people do this[4:13:09]   Cut that music so that it's not up[4:13:11]   By the time I turn this up, I'll be so upset[4:13:13]   Uh, this is from Adam B[4:13:15]   I love his last name, Adam B-E-E[4:13:17]   And Adam B says[4:13:19]   Here's a short interview with[4:13:21]   Big Jay Oakerson tonight in Detroit[4:13:23]   Let's take a look[4:13:25]   So here's Adam B, here's his first video[4:13:27]   It's him wearing a Red Bar Scars[4:13:29]   Club shirt, he looks like he's outside a comedy club[4:13:31]   Waiting to get in, let's see what this is about[4:13:33]   There we go[4:13:35]   See that, he's got the shirt[4:13:37]   That's him[4:13:39]   He's standing, he wanted to show you who he was[4:13:41]   But here's this clip, this is what's interesting[4:13:43]   He's gonna run into Big Jay[4:13:45]   Oakerson[4:13:47]   Let's see what happens here, hold on[4:13:49]   Gotta blow everything up 800 times[4:13:51]   Unmute, and[4:13:53]   Ooh, I can see Big Jay's little legs walking up[4:13:55]   Let's see what happens[4:13:57]   Hey, what do you think of Mike David?[4:13:59]   Mike David[4:14:01]   What do you think?[4:14:03]   Whoa[4:14:05]   Wait, wait, wait, stop it[4:14:07]   Wow, oh my god[4:14:09]   So he's a little taken off guard[4:14:11]   As I would be, I mean if somebody came up to me with a camera[4:14:13]   Hey, what do you think?[4:14:15]   What, why are you filming? Do you see him?[4:14:17]   What are you, why are you filming? Who's that?[4:14:19]   Why are you filming?[4:14:21]   It's terrifying[4:14:23]   It is terrifying[4:14:25]   Watch this unfold again[4:14:27]   I'm sorry this happened to you[4:14:29]   Yeah, I actually feel bad[4:14:31]   Look at Big Jay[4:14:33]   Hey, what do you think of Mike David?[4:14:35]   Wow[4:14:37]   Mike David[4:14:39]   What do you feel? Who's Mike David?[4:14:41]   What do you feel? Who's Mike David?[4:14:43]   He knows who I am, so that's[4:14:45]   one thing[4:14:47]   You'll see that coming up here[4:14:49]   So I do feel bad, yeah this is[4:14:51]   Big Jay thinking that he was[4:14:53]   all alone, he's, you know[4:14:55]   walking to the comedy club, getting ready for his[4:14:57]   big night out, so he was[4:14:59]   taken off guard[4:15:01]   Who's Mike David? Red bar[4:15:03]   Oh, that's a red bar, that makes me laugh[4:15:05]   Ooh[4:15:07]   So you see this little turn, he knew[4:15:09]   I mean he fully knew[4:15:11]   what the guy was talking about[4:15:13]   Let's go into his face here[4:15:15]   Watch this[4:15:17]   Feels good[4:15:19]   Oh wait, wait, wait, come on[4:15:21]   Up here, alright here we go[4:15:23]   Wow, look at that man[4:15:25]   Come on[4:15:27]   Oh come on, it's going to make me use, look at this[4:15:29]   It only allows me to use the little one here[4:15:31]   David[4:15:33]   What do you think? Who's Mike David?[4:15:35]   Red bar[4:15:37]   Oh, that's a red bar, that makes me laugh[4:15:39]   Feels good[4:15:41]   This is for Red Bar Radio[4:15:43]   Huh?[4:15:45]   Do you have anything to say to them?[4:15:47]   No[4:15:49]   I heard he was sick, is that true or is that true?[4:15:51]   I heard he was sick[4:15:53]   He has some kind of illness, no one knows about it[4:15:55]   Thank you[4:15:57]   Thank you Jay[4:15:59]   He's a sweet guy, he was scared chills[4:16:01]   Nothing to be scared of Big[4:16:03]   We would never do anything to you[4:16:05]   He thought this was going to happen, hold on I've got a video[4:16:07]   Let's see this shit[4:16:09]   Very scared, I loved that clip[4:16:11]   Loved it, loved it, loved it[4:16:13]   He said I make him laugh, you know[4:16:15]   that touched my heart[4:16:17]   I don't want to make you laugh[4:16:19]   Play the top video next up, that's what he thought was going to happen[4:16:21]   Let's see what he thought was going to happen[4:16:23]   Oh wow, yeah[4:16:25]   Oh my god this video, yeah[4:16:27]   This is exactly what he thought[4:16:29]   was going to happen and this just came out on[4:16:31]   Crazy Clips' Twitter[4:16:33]   the other day[4:16:35]   Let's blow this up, dumb bitch[4:16:37]   bust a U-turn as soon as she saw me[4:16:39]   into alley[4:16:41]   This is a black man filming[4:16:43]   a Chinese woman who[4:16:45]   was scared of him, so there was a black guy[4:16:47]   in the hood[4:16:49]   sees a Chinese woman who's getting spooked[4:16:51]   just because he's black, so he starts filming[4:16:55]   And he's chasing her[4:16:57]   He's chasing her[4:16:59]   Come here, come here[4:17:01]   Come here[4:17:03]   You scared of black people, yeah?[4:17:05]   You scared of black people, yeah?[4:17:07]   He's chasing her[4:17:11]   We are not scary, we're just normal people[4:17:13]   Stop being fucking scared, man[4:17:15]   You dumb bitch[4:17:17]   Shut up, man[4:17:19]   Dumb bitch[4:17:21]   Dumb bitch[4:17:23]   Shut the fuck up[4:17:25]   Man's literally walking in the alley, fam[4:17:27]   This woman sees me, she literally goes[4:17:29]   and fucking runs off, fam[4:17:31]   Wow, look at that, yeah, Asians are really[4:17:33]   scared of black people[4:17:35]   That's cool, that's a good move, yeah[4:17:37]   They seem scared, chase them, they're screaming[4:17:39]   Ooga booga[4:17:41]   Let's celebrate one more time, I had to bring in another[4:17:43]   bottle here, we're running low[4:17:45]   Yeah, Big Jay, that was probably[4:17:47]   fresh in Big Jay's mind[4:17:49]   Let's check out some more red bar in the wilds[4:17:51]   this week[4:17:53]   Ari Shafir mentioning the bar[4:17:55]   Let's find out[4:17:57]   Oh my god, on Legion of Skanks with[4:17:59]   Anthony Cumiya?[4:18:01]   Ooh, this is a good red bar in the wild[4:18:03]   Okay, so let's see this[4:18:05]   Here's Ari Shafir[4:18:07]   He's on the set of Legion of Skanks and it looks like[4:18:09]   Anthony Cumiya is there[4:18:11]   with him[4:18:13]   He came to my house last week, yeah, we had a barbecue[4:18:15]   I mean, are you kidding me here?[4:18:19]   That is the hardest thing to control[4:18:21]   while you're[4:18:23]   worrying[4:18:25]   He came to my house last week[4:18:27]   Yeah, we had a barbecue[4:18:29]   You invited Matarissi Rose?[4:18:31]   He was among the people invited[4:18:33]   How many people?[4:18:35]   He's that close to us still? He's gonna hear this[4:18:37]   It's just three people[4:18:39]   It was Matarissi plus one[4:18:41]   Red Bar plus three[4:18:43]   Yeah, I was gonna say[4:18:45]   Wait, why is that a joke?[4:18:47]   That I was invited to your party?[4:18:49]   Because they couldn't believe[4:18:51]   he invited Matarissi[4:18:53]   So this is almost like, oh yeah[4:18:55]   who else did you invite? Mike from Red Bar?[4:18:57]   You know, because that would be nuts[4:18:59]   So let's watch Cumiya's face[4:19:01]   as the word Red Bar is[4:19:03]   said[4:19:05]   He's among the people invited[4:19:07]   How many people?[4:19:09]   He's that close to us still? He's gonna hear this[4:19:11]   If it's just three people[4:19:13]   It was Matarissi plus one[4:19:15]   Red Bar plus three[4:19:17]   Yeah, I was gonna say[4:19:19]   Okay, that was a delayed[4:19:21]   He's like, just smile[4:19:23]   Red Bar[4:19:25]   plus three? Who should I bring?[4:19:27]   I know[4:19:29]   me, Chua[4:19:31]   He's that close to us still? He's gonna hear this[4:19:33]   If it's just three people[4:19:35]   It was Matarissi plus one[4:19:37]   Red Bar plus three[4:19:39]   I was gonna say[4:19:41]   Red Bar, Red Bar[4:19:43]   Red Bar, Red Bar[4:19:45]   Red Bar, Red Bar[4:19:47]   Red Bar, Red Bar[4:19:49]   You know Red Bar Cumiya?[4:19:51]   Very cool, thank you for finding that[4:19:53]   That's a good In the Wild[4:19:55]   In the Wild[4:19:57]   I think we got two more of these[4:19:59]   In the Wilds with the big fame people[4:20:01]   Oh wow, yeah, this one features[4:20:03]   Annie Lederman and then we're gonna see[4:20:05]   Keemstar next[4:20:07]   Actually, I'll show you Keemstar first[4:20:09]   This was great, Keemstar was caught[4:20:11]   this week wearing a Red Bar[4:20:13]   shirt, look at that[4:20:15]   Pretty good pick, we got Brantley there[4:20:17]   Damn[4:20:19]   Looking fine as fuck[4:20:21]   And then you got Keemstar[4:20:23]   wearing the Red Bar shirt, he looks great[4:20:25]   in the shirt, he's wearing it exactly how[4:20:27]   you should wear it there[4:20:29]   You know, and this[4:20:31]   is like, this could be us here[4:20:33]   That kinda looks like us[4:20:35]   I look just like that[4:20:37]   You should wear a bandana just for one day[4:20:39]   Have you ever even tried one on?[4:20:41]   I don't think I can picture you in a bandana[4:20:43]   Huh, maybe I should wear a bandana[4:20:45]   like this a few times a week[4:20:47]   Huh? Not a good look[4:20:49]   Even if just in private[4:20:53]   Yeah, I'll try it, I'll for sure try it, thank you[4:20:55]   Okay, so that was them[4:20:57]   Now let's see Annie Liederman[4:20:59]   is gonna talk about[4:21:01]   Red[4:21:03]   Do I watch Red Bar regularly?[4:21:05]   It's on in the house[4:21:07]   It's on in the house[4:21:09]   It's on in the house[4:21:11]   It's funny[4:21:17]   It's on in the house[4:21:19]   It's on in the house[4:21:21]   Apparently her boyfriend[4:21:23]   who looks like a[4:21:25]   people say her boyfriend[4:21:27]   kinda looks like me a little bit[4:21:29]   and I guess he's a big Red Bar fan[4:21:31]   he was caught wearing a Red Bar shirt[4:21:33]   a few months back[4:21:35]   and apparently he listens to every episode[4:21:37]   so I like that guy a lot[4:21:39]   so I hope he's watching today[4:21:41]   I wish I had, it's just on[4:21:43]   in the house yesterday, I was at this mini[4:21:45]   like little grocery store that[4:21:47]   cool people go to and I bought[4:21:49]   this cinnamon and there was[4:21:51]   like, this like 18 year old[4:21:53]   cool looking chick working at the cashier[4:21:55]   and she was checking me out[4:21:57]   and then I was like, I saw that cinnamon on[4:21:59]   Shark Tank because I had done it[4:22:01]   Yeah, you were just making small talk, you were excited about this[4:22:03]   cinnamon that you had seen on Shark Tank, it's now[4:22:05]   this hip market, so you tell the[4:22:07]   woman, I saw this on Shark Tank[4:22:09]   And then I realized she's like 18[4:22:11]   and then she was like, cool[4:22:13]   I didn't give a fuck[4:22:15]   She's like Shark Tank?[4:22:17]   And now I wish I could have just been like, well it was just on in the house[4:22:19]   Ah, there you go[4:22:21]   It was just on in the house[4:22:23]   We love Shark Tank[4:22:25]   You know, we watch Shark Tank[4:22:27]   I'll tell you, we only watch it[4:22:29]   one time a day[4:22:31]   while we're eating dinner[4:22:33]   It's what we call a dinner show[4:22:35]   You know, it's very hard[4:22:37]   The food will come or our food[4:22:39]   will be ready[4:22:41]   We sit down and then[4:22:43]   you don't want to be picking out a show[4:22:45]   while your food's getting cold[4:22:47]   So you gotta have the show planned[4:22:49]   Before dinner, we kind of pick out[4:22:51]   what we're gonna watch, and we've tried it all[4:22:53]   You know, every show[4:22:55]   every podcast[4:22:57]   Imagine watching a movie while you eat dinner, that's insane[4:22:59]   So it's gotta be something that you really[4:23:01]   don't care about, but that's keeping you[4:23:03]   company, and we have found[4:23:05]   that the show Shark Tank[4:23:07]   really pairs well[4:23:09]   with dinner[4:23:11]   It's on in the background, it makes you feel[4:23:13]   suburban, it makes you feel family[4:23:15]   It fills the[4:23:17]   room with a[4:23:19]   comfort[4:23:21]   And there's only certain shows that really[4:23:23]   could do that without pulling you out[4:23:25]   So thank you, everyone at[4:23:27]   Shark Tank[4:23:29]   Really good people over there[4:23:31]   I might invest in that show[4:23:33]   I might pull one on them[4:23:35]   I might invest into that[4:23:37]   Yeah, so 18 year olds, FYI[4:23:39]   are not[4:23:41]   Well, you're 30 years old[4:23:43]   and this 18 year old looked at you like[4:23:45]   Okay, okay, she probably didn't even know[4:23:47]   what that was[4:23:49]   You saw this in a Shark Tank[4:23:51]   We got one more, actually, Red Bar in the Wild[4:23:53]   here from Brian Redban, who I'm gonna talk[4:23:55]   about next[4:23:57]   This is an oldie, but a good find[4:23:59]   Look at this, this was posted[4:24:01]   a little while back, but we never showed you[4:24:03]   And this is from the Joe Rogan[4:24:05]   Experience[4:24:07]   Episode 68[4:24:09]   I didn't know I ever been on Joe[4:24:11]   I've been on Joe Rogan[4:24:13]   Episode 68[4:24:15]   I was mentioned by Brian Redban[4:24:17]   and I want to cover Redban after this[4:24:19]   It's a good lead in to the band[4:24:21]   So, you know[4:24:23]   we're friends, we email[4:24:25]   back and forth, now he watches the show[4:24:27]   I mean, he emails me with[4:24:29]   stuff that he's seen[4:24:31]   in the show, he wants me to know that he's[4:24:33]   actually watching and not just[4:24:35]   seen a couple clips, but he's watching[4:24:37]   and we love it, we actually[4:24:39]   find Brian Redban to be[4:24:41]   adorable[4:24:43]   There's something about him, he's very comforting[4:24:45]   and I had no idea[4:24:47]   this went on[4:24:49]   I'll show you this, Tyler[4:24:51]   posted this in the Bring Back Grip, he said[4:24:53]   I was watching some old Rogan, and I swear[4:24:55]   Redban says Red Bar[4:24:57]   Radio, how long[4:24:59]   has he known Mike? Maybe I'm hearing[4:25:01]   about Redbar, maybe I'm hearing[4:25:03]   maybe I'm hearing Redbar[4:25:05]   not Redban, okay, whatever[4:25:07]   It's Redbar, wait till you hear this[4:25:09]   Okay, let's[4:25:11]   stop[4:25:13]   God, is that annoying[4:25:15]   and somebody will email me some way[4:25:17]   I don't want the way, I want to[4:25:19]   keep doing it this way, alright, look[4:25:21]   who else is here, Eliza[4:25:23]   Schlesinger, my enemy[4:25:25]   I've been blocked, I was blocked by her, I got a[4:25:27]   Twitter fight with her once[4:25:29]   Instagram war[4:25:31]   blocked by her, I haven't seen her[4:25:33]   love is blind looking[4:25:35]   ass in a long time, she looks like somebody[4:25:37]   on Love is Blind, huh[4:25:39]   So here's Joe Rogan, Eliza[4:25:41]   Schlesinger, Brian Redban, let's[4:25:43]   hear what they have to say[4:25:45]   We should do a podcast in a[4:25:47]   DJ voice, you're listening to Redbar[4:25:49]   Radio, hey, excuse[4:25:51]   me[4:25:53]   It's almost like they're[4:25:55]   making fun of radio DJs[4:25:57]   and people who have[4:25:59]   radio voices and[4:26:01]   listen to what they say, what year is this from?[4:26:03]   This is from 1968[4:26:05]   No, episode 68[4:26:07]   We should do a podcast in a[4:26:09]   DJ voice, you're listening to Redbar[4:26:11]   Radio, hey, here we go[4:26:13]   Alright, wow[4:26:15]   Let's also do a podcast in a[4:26:17]   DJ voice, you're listening to Redbar[4:26:19]   Radio, hey, that's Redbar Radio[4:26:21]   Redban looks cute, he looks like[4:26:23]   Peeta from The Hunger Games[4:26:25]   That's Redban, that's actually Redban, so Joe[4:26:27]   knows me[4:26:29]   And he's scared, well that's[4:26:31]   a great in the wild, but you know[4:26:33]   I got a disturbing email about this[4:26:35]   Redban friendship that I'm in[4:26:37]   And I'd like to read that to you now[4:26:39]   A listener reached out to me looking out for my best[4:26:41]   interests, which I always[4:26:43]   appreciate, okay, because I'm lost[4:26:45]   You know, I don't know what's[4:26:47]   going on, and I got a listener[4:26:49]   who's looking out for my best interest[4:26:51]   Let's see where I can find this shit[4:26:53]   And he's warning me that maybe this friendship[4:26:55]   with Redban isn't what it[4:26:57]   seems, you know, Redban's been emailing[4:26:59]   me, I've been emailing him back[4:27:01]   And he says this[4:27:03]   Beware Redban[4:27:05]   Do not trust[4:27:07]   Brian, he will betray[4:27:09]   you, he remains loyal and[4:27:11]   dependent to Joe and Tony[4:27:13]   He was chosen or volunteered[4:27:15]   to infiltrate your good[4:27:17]   graces, he will set[4:27:19]   you up and attempt to make a fool[4:27:21]   out of you one day, the long con[4:27:23]   Hopefully you heeb this[4:27:25]   warning before that day comes, you know, I[4:27:27]   wrote back to that guy, well thank you, but you know[4:27:29]   that works too[4:27:31]   That's perfectly fine, whichever[4:27:33]   way, as long as I'm, something's[4:27:35]   happening, Redbar in the wild, that's all I[4:27:37]   really care about, but[4:27:39]   interesting, I don't know if[4:27:41]   Brian Redban's capable of something like that[4:27:43]   to be honest, he seems too good[4:27:45]   But maybe he's[4:27:47]   been building up that persona for all these[4:27:49]   years for this moment[4:27:51]   Yeah, I love Redban[4:27:53]   You know, I'd love to work with him[4:27:55]   I've always wanted to work with him, and[4:27:57]   I would love to work with him now[4:27:59]   So Redban, what do you say?[4:28:01]   You bury the[4:28:03]   kill Tony hatchet, you let me come and[4:28:05]   replace Tony Hinchcliffe?[4:28:07]   Kill Mike![4:28:09]   With this guy Mike[4:28:11]   You know, Tony Hinchcliffe brought his[4:28:13]   show to the comedy mothership[4:28:15]   Right?[4:28:17]   Can I show one more[4:28:19]   Redbar in the wild quickly? Oh, you got one more[4:28:21]   I love Redbar in the wild. And next up[4:28:23]   Okay, let's see this one[4:28:25]   I didn't know we had another one, this is a lot[4:28:27]   of in the wilds today[4:28:29]   Oh my god, this one[4:28:31]   was embarrassing, somebody actually[4:28:33]   saw one of my side gigs[4:28:35]   that I was up to[4:28:37]   I'll show you this here[4:28:39]   This is from Canyon[4:28:41]   It's a bike company, and it says[4:28:43]   take advantage of our 72 hour flash sale[4:28:45]   use code outlet 10[4:28:47]   and it's got a picture of me they found[4:28:49]   riding this bike here[4:28:51]   What the fuck[4:28:55]   That's like[4:28:57]   so crazy[4:28:59]   Yeah, so they caught me here, yeah I've been[4:29:01]   doing these ads, outlet flash sale[4:29:03]   extra 10% off bikes[4:29:05]   But yeah, now you can actually see my arms[4:29:07]   I am getting pretty ripped here[4:29:09]   When you first flashed that to me[4:29:11]   I just thought it was like a photoshop[4:29:13]   I thought this was a photoshop[4:29:15]   of me and a bike[4:29:17]   I mean, and I'm fairly certain[4:29:19]   this person is Indian[4:29:21]   Which I don't like[4:29:23]   I'll get reconstructive surgery to look[4:29:25]   less like this[4:29:27]   That is the most similar anyone has ever looked to you[4:29:29]   Is that not the funniest thing?[4:29:31]   So imagine you're a red bar listener, you're scrolling through[4:29:33]   you see this dumbass on a bike[4:29:35]   and you know[4:29:37]   I love that[4:29:39]   It's like the guy, remember when I was caught[4:29:41]   in Love is Blind last week[4:29:43]   Yes, but that guy barely looked like you[4:29:45]   compared to this[4:29:47]   This is insane, I might have to contact somebody[4:29:49]   You have the exact same hairline, like if you kept[4:29:51]   it weird, it would be like that same nose[4:29:53]   sunglasses, same eyebrows, like even that[4:29:55]   expression that he's doing[4:29:57]   Yeah, that's how I look when I'm riding my bike too[4:29:59]   The lines on your cheeks[4:30:01]   So outlet flash sale, that's me[4:30:03]   Red bar in the wild[4:30:05]   Send in, if you ever find me[4:30:07]   or anyone mentioning me in the wild, send it in[4:30:09]   These are a hoot[4:30:11]   I think we all get a kick out of them equally[4:30:13]   Oh, did you have something else?[4:30:15]   No, go ahead[4:30:17]   I just thought this was really[4:30:19]   funny and I'm in a laughing mood right now[4:30:21]   It's involving Joke World[4:30:23]   Ooh, Joke World[4:30:25]   Have you seen Joke World? We introduced him on the last show[4:30:27]   He's this real sharp kid[4:30:29]   That's the best way to describe Joke World[4:30:31]   Sharp kid[4:30:33]   And he's decided to do a news[4:30:35]   show, and he's, I mean[4:30:37]   working overtime lately[4:30:39]   He's doing a news show about[4:30:41]   comedy, and he covers all the guys[4:30:43]   Joke World Podcast[4:30:45]   Comedy Showdown[4:30:47]   You know, that's too much digging[4:30:49]   No, don't do that[4:30:51]   So he made a nice little video[4:30:53]   about Joey Diaz because Joey's got a[4:30:55]   book coming out, so he just wanted to[4:30:57]   pump him up[4:30:59]   Joke World covers comedy, news in the[4:31:01]   comedy, why don't we play one of his, just real[4:31:03]   quickly, one of his regular shorts[4:31:05]   Didn't we play one last week?[4:31:07]   We did, but this is a new week, we got new people[4:31:09]   here, not everyone's Scars Club[4:31:11]   So I want to show you[4:31:13]   what Joke World usually does[4:31:15]   before I get into this[4:31:17]   And then I want to heed a warning of myself[4:31:19]   to Joey Diaz[4:31:21]   Because Joey Diaz, if you hated[4:31:23]   me, wait till you see[4:31:25]   what Joke World's been saying[4:31:27]   Now remember[4:31:29]   Joey Diaz[4:31:31]   despises me[4:31:33]   I mean, he's made two or three videos[4:31:35]   talking about how he wants to send people[4:31:37]   to kill me, he wants to kill[4:31:39]   Jules, I'm gonna die[4:31:41]   I mean, you gotta hear it, just type in[4:31:43]   Joey Diaz on YouTube[4:31:45]   Tons of stuff out there[4:31:47]   He saw that we were covering him on the show[4:31:49]   but he saw clips on YouTube[4:31:51]   He didn't understand[4:31:53]   He thinks this is insane, like he thinks[4:31:55]   he, like, that I need[4:31:57]   to die for covering him on this[4:31:59]   show, I mean, it was a big, big, big[4:32:01]   saga, go, again, type in Red Bar[4:32:03]   Joey Diaz, you'll see, but he can't[4:32:05]   stand me, and he really[4:32:07]   doesn't understand that people are being covered[4:32:09]   in these days, this day[4:32:11]   You know, he just doesn't understand[4:32:13]   You know, his thought of it is[4:32:15]   Who the hell do you think[4:32:17]   you are to make videos about[4:32:19]   successful people? Why do you[4:32:21]   sit there?[4:32:23]   He's like that type of guy, like, totally[4:32:25]   caught off guard, booming[4:32:27]   out, so he's gonna be pretty[4:32:29]   fucking pissed[4:32:31]   when he sees Joke World is[4:32:33]   standing in for me[4:32:35]   and making these videos, remember?[4:32:37]   He didn't want me making videos[4:32:39]   Wait till he sees Joke World is making videos[4:32:41]   I'm gonna just show you Joke World real quick so you can see[4:32:43]   this sharp kid that I found[4:32:45]   Oh, he just sent me to his page, huh?[4:32:47]   But you can pick which kind of video you want[4:32:49]   He has all types[4:32:51]   I wanna show his regular, like, news[4:32:53]   show[4:32:55]   Doesn't he have[4:32:57]   oh, here, the shorts, there we go[4:32:59]   Okay, so this is what he does[4:33:01]   He updates the world on comedy news, like this[4:33:03]   Guest spots from last week, your mom's[4:33:05]   house had on the Are You Garbage boys[4:33:07]   There's One Cave was Tom and Big Jay Ogerson[4:33:09]   Kill Tony this week was also with Are You Garbage[4:33:11]   boys, plus Yanis Pappas[4:33:13]   Anthony Jeselnik was on the Heartland Highway[4:33:15]   Esther Povitsky was the guest on Stavvie's World[4:33:17]   Ryan Sickler was on Are You Garbage, as well as Whiskey Ginger[4:33:19]   and We Might Be Drunk had on Jim Norton[4:33:21]   This past weekend with Theo Vaughn talked with Stavros[4:33:23]   Stavvie was also on the Tim Dillon Show[4:33:25]   The Joe Rogan Experience had on Sam Tallent[4:33:27]   He's like a giant comedy fan[4:33:29]   You can hear it, and he's, like, doing it in this, like,[4:33:31]   wholesome way[4:33:33]   We can't even believe it, like, this is the complete opposite[4:33:35]   of me. He's covering all our guys[4:33:37]   but in a way where you should be, like,[4:33:39]   super excited to see them. I can't believe it[4:33:41]   Todd Fried was on Tiger Belly[4:33:43]   Jason Ellis was on The Honeydew[4:33:45]   Chrissy Chaos did not have a guest[4:33:47]   Sal Vulcano was on The Blox Podcast[4:33:49]   and Drew Lynch was a guest on You Know What Dude[4:33:51]   Guest spots from last week. Okay, so that's what he does[4:33:53]   and, uh, you saw him there[4:33:55]   However, we found this[4:33:57]   He's shit talking Joey Diaz. I gotta show you this[4:33:59]   and please clip this[4:34:01]   and send it to Joey[4:34:03]   and tell Joey, we got this guy[4:34:05]   Joke World, he's really disparaging[4:34:07]   you, and he's probably, like,[4:34:09]   uh, you know, he's, like, lying[4:34:11]   about you. Wait till you see what we found[4:34:13]   Uh, should I play it from the[4:34:15]   beginning or 114?[4:34:17]   You can do both. You can play from the beginning[4:34:19]   Here's Joke World[4:34:21]   and the video is titled[4:34:23]   The Insane Life of Joey Diaz[4:34:25]   Now, tell Joey we found another one of these[4:34:27]   videos criticizing you. Remember that[4:34:34]   Outsider, misfit, criminal[4:34:36]   convict, movie star, family man,[4:34:38]   comedy legend. Joey Diaz has been called every[4:34:40]   name in the book and then some. Now, for the[4:34:42]   first time, he shares the story of his unlikely[4:34:44]   rise to fame in his own words, with no[4:34:46]   punches pulled[4:34:48]   Joey Diaz wasn't always a star[4:34:50]   but he was always a comedian. It just took[4:34:52]   him a while to figure it out. To be fair, he[4:34:54]   was pretty busy when he was young, helping his mother in[4:34:56]   her bar, holding a gun for the first time at the age of[4:34:58]   six, and later dealing drugs and serving time[4:35:00]   Tremendous is the story of Diaz's life[4:35:02]   from grueling childhood and misspent youth to[4:35:04]   finding his true calling in comedy. Immigrants,[4:35:06]   fans of celebrity tales, and comedy enthusiasts[4:35:08]   alike will all be enthralled by this incredibly[4:35:10]   true foul-mouthed and funny memoir.[4:35:12]   It's not a story for the faint of heart or for[4:35:14]   prooves who have never spent a week sleeping in a piece of playground[4:35:16]   equipment. From finding his mom's body to high[4:35:18]   state crime, addiction, and depression, there are plenty[4:35:20]   of dark episodes in this saga. Diaz shares[4:35:22]   it all with brutal honesty and humor in the same[4:35:24]   voice he'd use talking to you on the stage or in a bar.[4:35:26]   He also shares the story of his improbable[4:35:28]   rise to the top and the bumpy road that led[4:35:30]   him there. That was the description[4:35:32]   for Uncle Joey's brand new book titled Tremendous,[4:35:34]   The Life of a Comedy Savage.[4:35:36]   Every fucking day I write a paragraph[4:35:38]   or two. I write ideas[4:35:40]   for the upcoming chapters. I've got an[4:35:42]   outline. I've got an outline.[4:35:44]   I've got an outline.[4:35:46]   Wow, so you do have a book coming at least.[4:35:48]   So everything that Joke World just read was Joey[4:35:50]   talking about himself.[4:35:52]   Because he said that was the description[4:35:54]   of Joey's upcoming book.[4:35:56]   Okay, this is where I want you to clip[4:35:58]   it. Starting at, if you[4:36:00]   find this video, go to 114[4:36:02]   N. We're gonna get to the...[4:36:04]   I write ideas for the upcoming[4:36:06]   chapters. I've got...[4:36:08]   Okay, this is where I want you to start.[4:36:10]   If there was any one comedian who had a life story[4:36:12]   worth sharing in a book, I think we can all agree[4:36:14]   it's Joey Coco Diaz. His journey[4:36:16]   to the top... Wait, no, I'm wrong.[4:36:18]   Don't clip. I'll tell you which part to clip.[4:36:20]   The comedy game is filled with unbelievable twists[4:36:22]   and turns. From a life of guns and drugs to[4:36:24]   hosting a podcast and meeting Joe Rogan,[4:36:26]   Joey Diaz has a mind-blowing story for any[4:36:28]   situation and we never get tired of hearing them.[4:36:30]   It's also no secret that us comedy fans[4:36:32]   dearly miss the old church of what's... Okay,[4:36:34]   this is where I want you to start. It's also[4:36:36]   no secret, okay?[4:36:38]   Watch this. And I want you to just[4:36:40]   clip this and send it to Joey and be like, dude,[4:36:42]   this guy's talking mad shit about you.[4:36:44]   Okay, watch. And we never get tired of hearing[4:36:46]   them. It's all... Right here.[4:36:48]   So this is 131[4:36:50]   N. And the title is[4:36:52]   The Insane Life of Joey Diaz. This is where I want you[4:36:54]   to start the clip. It's also no secret that us[4:36:56]   comedy fans dearly miss the old church of what's[4:36:58]   happening now podcast. Uncle Joey's Joint is[4:37:00]   definitely a solid show and Joey has his[4:37:02]   moments, but still, we can all agree it's a[4:37:04]   far cry from the glory days of the church with[4:37:06]   the Flying Julie Saya. His new podcast[4:37:08]   is not as good as the old one?[4:37:10]   If you just clip that[4:37:12]   part and send it to Joey, what the fuck does[4:37:14]   this guy know how to cover?[4:37:16]   And it could be... Joke World?[4:37:18]   But Joke World, that was a little... Bitchy.[4:37:20]   I thought you loved these guys. I mean, Joke World[4:37:22]   really compliments people. That's why this kid is[4:37:24]   too sharp. This is a sharp kid[4:37:26]   and he doesn't know[4:37:28]   you know, quite[4:37:30]   what's like rude and what's not.[4:37:32]   You know, like that's pretty rude to say, so[4:37:34]   I'll play you that again. For any situation[4:37:36]   and we never get tired of hearing them. It's[4:37:38]   also no secret that us comedy fans dearly[4:37:40]   miss the old church of what's happening now podcast.[4:37:42]   Uncle Joey's Joint is definitely a solid[4:37:44]   show and Joey has his moments, but[4:37:46]   still, we can all agree it's a far cry from the[4:37:48]   glory days of the church with the Flying Julie[4:37:50]   Saya and their 500 milligram stars of[4:37:52]   death. But that's exactly why we should be so[4:37:54]   excited for this new book. Don't add that. Don't let[4:37:56]   that in, okay? It's a far[4:37:58]   cry. My number one goal is[4:38:00]   to get Joke World in a lot of trouble.[4:38:02]   You[4:38:04]   know, because he's such a sharp kid. He doesn't[4:38:06]   want any trouble. He wants to be loved.[4:38:08]   He's visiting Austin this week to give us[4:38:10]   a report on Joe[4:38:12]   Rogan's mothership, which should be fun.[4:38:14]   So please subscribe to Joke[4:38:16]   World, but yeah, let's try to get him in[4:38:18]   trouble as this should not be easy.[4:38:20]   Want to watch this video that we forgot to[4:38:22]   watch last week about Gavin[4:38:24]   and Denny? You told me to remind you.[4:38:26]   Yeah, I remember this.[4:38:28]   Here it is.[4:38:30]   We were waiting for this day to come. It looks like[4:38:32]   Gavin and Kumi are kind of[4:38:34]   starting to realize who Josh[4:38:36]   Denny really is. Of course,[4:38:38]   Josh Denny is one of our OG[4:38:40]   fools.[4:38:42]   When we say biggest liar, we mean it.[4:38:44]   Biggest liar. You know, he's[4:38:46]   completely manipulating history[4:38:48]   and time, rewriting his[4:38:50]   life in any which way he chooses.[4:38:52]   This is a guy who lied about being in a plane[4:38:54]   crash. He was[4:38:56]   given a show[4:38:58]   on the Food Network for a[4:39:00]   few seasons. It was a very low-budget[4:39:02]   food show.[4:39:04]   It[4:39:06]   was canceled and[4:39:08]   he was fired,[4:39:10]   but it was only canceled because[4:39:12]   the show just sucked. It had[4:39:14]   very low ratings,[4:39:16]   but Josh has decided to turn that[4:39:18]   tale into one[4:39:20]   of which where he was canceled for[4:39:22]   telling jokes,[4:39:24]   and he was taken down by[4:39:26]   cancel culture and the woke mob. That[4:39:28]   never happened. It was just fired or the show[4:39:30]   just ended because it sucked.[4:39:32]   So he's living a[4:39:34]   his life is a complete lie[4:39:36]   and every day[4:39:38]   we catch him[4:39:40]   with another lie. Again, this would be[4:39:42]   eight hours a day if we just tried[4:39:44]   to cover Josh. Go look at his Twitter. It's[4:39:46]   madness. I sent you a couple of Josh[4:39:48]   tweets if you just want to get in Josh's[4:39:50]   mood.[4:39:52]   Look at this one just so you can see[4:39:54]   how much you need to hate him.[4:39:56]   So somebody tweets to[4:39:58]   him and they say, if he tweets[4:40:00]   shit like this, imagine how funny he is[4:40:02]   on stage. Now, are they talking about[4:40:04]   Josh? Well,[4:40:06]   that'll be[4:40:08]   revealed. Okay. So Josh[4:40:10]   if any of you Twitter dorks[4:40:12]   knew how funny I actually am on stage,[4:40:14]   you'd take your career behind[4:40:16]   a barn and shoot it.[4:40:18]   I'd put my current act[4:40:20]   up against any living comedian[4:40:22]   on the planet.[4:40:24]   This is a real tweet.[4:40:26]   So that really is, if you knew nothing[4:40:28]   about Josh Denny, just so this, that's enough to[4:40:30]   hate him for life. I'd put[4:40:32]   my current act up against any[4:40:34]   living comedian on[4:40:36]   the planet. Now, why this is so[4:40:38]   tragic? He doesn't have an act.[4:40:40]   He goes up there and riffs. He tells[4:40:42]   a few jokes that he's been[4:40:44]   shopping around for 15[4:40:46]   years.[4:40:48]   He doesn't do stand-up. This is another[4:40:50]   myth, Josh Denny myth. He[4:40:52]   acts, you know, he presents himself[4:40:54]   as if he's a working stand-up[4:40:56]   like everybody else. He doesn't.[4:40:58]   He doesn't get any gigs. He's maybe[4:41:00]   played three or four gigs[4:41:02]   in the last five years.[4:41:04]   Most of them bar shows[4:41:06]   ten people.[4:41:08]   No pay.[4:41:10]   So, for him to say something like[4:41:12]   this is insane. It blows our minds.[4:41:14]   And again, it's daily.[4:41:16]   Daily.[4:41:18]   Here's Josh Denny's bucket list.[4:41:20]   I'll show this really quick.[4:41:22]   Look at this one.[4:41:26]   Here's a real honest question for[4:41:28]   anyone willing to answer.[4:41:30]   What do you want?[4:41:32]   What do you do when you cross[4:41:34]   off the very last thing on your[4:41:36]   bucket list? How do you find the[4:41:38]   motivation to keep living and doing every day[4:41:40]   once you've done[4:41:42]   everything you've ever wanted for[4:41:44]   yourself? So he's claiming[4:41:46]   not only does he have a bucket[4:41:48]   list, which is just a movie,[4:41:50]   okay, you're not actually supposed[4:41:52]   to have a physical list.[4:41:54]   Sure, there are things you want[4:41:56]   to do, but there should not be a list where you're crossing[4:41:58]   things off. He actually has one.[4:42:00]   He's trying to sideways[4:42:02]   humble brag[4:42:04]   that he has completed[4:42:06]   his self-made[4:42:08]   bucket list.[4:42:10]   Now imagine how[4:42:12]   impressive[4:42:14]   this bucket list must be if it was written[4:42:16]   by him.[4:42:18]   This must be everything. Now,[4:42:20]   let me remind you, Josh Denny[4:42:22]   can't[4:42:24]   make a dime off of this[4:42:26]   career. He gets[4:42:28]   maybe 13 viewers tops[4:42:30]   on his show and he lives in a[4:42:32]   $700 a month apartment[4:42:34]   that he's lived in for the last 15[4:42:36]   years that used to be owned by[4:42:38]   Patrick Melton. It is a[4:42:40]   starter[4:42:42]   apartment. His[4:42:44]   office, his podcast studio,[4:42:46]   is literally next to his[4:42:48]   kitchen, not the next room down.[4:42:50]   His kitchen is here. The tile stops[4:42:52]   and the carpet begins and there he sits.[4:42:54]   He is within arms[4:42:56]   range of a fridge[4:42:58]   and a cabinet and a dishwasher.[4:43:00]   I don't even think he has a dishwasher.[4:43:02]   It's one of those really cheap $700[4:43:04]   a month in Burbank, California.[4:43:06]   Imagine. So he's trying[4:43:08]   to say[4:43:10]   that he's crossed off. What do you do?[4:43:12]   How do you even keep going on when you've completed[4:43:14]   everything you've ever wanted to do in your life?[4:43:16]   This is a big thing with Denny.[4:43:18]   Trying to prove to everybody how[4:43:20]   happy and successful he is.[4:43:22]   It's beyond crazy.[4:43:24]   Should we read this?[4:43:26]   Because he gets[4:43:28]   really bitchy at somebody here, right?[4:43:30]   He starts yelling at him.[4:43:32]   He gets in a bunch of fights with a bunch of people.[4:43:34]   You don't have to read it. You can go on to the next thing.[4:43:36]   I know, but I thought there was a really good one.[4:43:38]   Here,[4:43:40]   go up for a second.[4:43:42]   Wait, what's that?[4:43:44]   This one? No.[4:43:46]   This person says, help others is a thing to do.[4:43:48]   Yeah, okay. Here's one thing that you could do.[4:43:50]   So he goes, what do you do when you've completed[4:43:52]   everything in your bucket list? And some guy goes,[4:43:54]   help others. He goes, no.[4:43:56]   What others? Who deserves it?[4:43:58]   Help others is such a lazy,[4:44:00]   lazy bullshit that nobody does.[4:44:02]   Help others is the opposite of[4:44:04]   honesty. And I asked[4:44:06]   for by asking the[4:44:08]   The opposite of the honesty. The honesty I asked for[4:44:10]   by asking the question.[4:44:12]   So it's like, holy fuck. I thought this was a[4:44:14]   creative prompt. Holy fuck.[4:44:16]   Did you have one more for me here?[4:44:18]   Uh, that's enough. Okay.[4:44:20]   That's enough for the quiz because now we'll show you this.[4:44:22]   Gavin and Kuma are finally[4:44:24]   getting sick of Denny.[4:44:26]   They're starting to see what we've been seeing for years.[4:44:28]   You know, this is just a little[4:44:30]   bit of an inkling.[4:44:32]   Yes. So I'll[4:44:34]   start with this one. Gavin pissed at Josh[4:44:36]   and Carl.[4:44:38]   So, okay. So here's Gavin[4:44:40]   wearing a wig. Don't be distracted by the[4:44:42]   wig. He's just goofing around.[4:44:44]   Here's Gavin on his show.[4:44:46]   Is that guy who[4:44:48]   does the football show with Denny.[4:44:50]   Yes. If anyone ever seen Denny[4:44:52]   where it looks like he's actually in a podcast[4:44:54]   studio, some weird[4:44:56]   sports show he does with[4:44:58]   this guy, Carl, who's a total chode.[4:45:00]   I mean, he's a total loser.[4:45:02]   And I guess Carl does comedy and[4:45:04]   Denny knows him through comedy.[4:45:06]   They're two very low level comedians[4:45:08]   that like allow themselves[4:45:10]   to lie to each other to pretend that they're[4:45:12]   doing it, you know, so they both find[4:45:14]   comfort in each other pretending[4:45:16]   that they're actually doing comedy.[4:45:18]   So, um,[4:45:20]   I guess this Carl guy[4:45:22]   is also being brought[4:45:24]   along with Denny while he does these[4:45:26]   tours, right, with Gavin and Anthony?[4:45:28]   The end racism tour. The end[4:45:30]   racism tour. So Denny has[4:45:32]   coerced Gavin and Kumiya[4:45:34]   into doing these live events,[4:45:36]   okay, where Gavin brings an audience[4:45:38]   to watch Kumiya,[4:45:40]   Denny, Gavin, and Brian[4:45:42]   Katsu Yamagashi. And now[4:45:44]   Carl, I guess, is opening the[4:45:46]   show very similar to[4:45:48]   the Landau situation with that guy, Matt.[4:45:50]   Yes. So this is another[4:45:52]   loser. And I guess[4:45:54]   there was an incident. Let's hear.[4:45:56]   So it was a good show. I was[4:45:58]   hilarious. You were very funny,[4:46:00]   Ryan. I got to hand it to you. The audience was in[4:46:02]   stitches, but I'm pissed[4:46:04]   at Carl. Fuck that guy. Carl, he's pissed[4:46:06]   at Carl, who is Denny's friend.[4:46:08]   They don't know Carl. Denny[4:46:10]   vouched for Kyle, brought him[4:46:12]   along, okay? It's just[4:46:14]   Denny's friend. What a douche.[4:46:16]   What a douche. Yeah, I see where[4:46:18]   he's coming from. So Ryan introduced[4:46:20]   Carl at the[4:46:22]   wrong time. He's supposed to go in between Anthony[4:46:24]   and I, which is a weird place to put a guy like him.[4:46:26]   Yep. He's the guy that does the[4:46:28]   sports, sports, sports show.[4:46:30]   With Josh. So he was, him[4:46:32]   and Josh were both such faggots.[4:46:34]   Him and Josh were[4:46:36]   both such faggots![4:46:38]   Yes![4:46:40]   That's amazing[4:46:42]   to hear. Him and Josh[4:46:44]   were being such[4:46:46]   faggots. You love to hear that. Let's hear[4:46:48]   some more. But that's all[4:46:50]   I need to hear, you know. And you[4:46:52]   see Gavin looks pretty upset.[4:46:54]   I actually[4:46:56]   thought they might be gay lovers. Wow. Because they[4:46:58]   were like, what the fuck, man? That is[4:47:00]   so fucking, that's the wrong[4:47:02]   order! Big deal.[4:47:04]   If I was organizing this show, I would- So they[4:47:06]   started getting all upset. Josh and this[4:47:08]   Carl, you know, they're like[4:47:10]   overdoing it. You know, they're pretending[4:47:12]   like, oh, everything's got to be perfect.[4:47:14]   Like a real comedy show, you know.[4:47:16]   So it was the wrong order[4:47:18]   and I guess Josh and Carl[4:47:20]   were getting all upset about it.[4:47:22]   Meanwhile, Gavin just wants to get drunk and[4:47:24]   party. He doesn't give a fuck about[4:47:26]   the show. It's just a reason[4:47:28]   for him to come out and party and hopefully- And not be[4:47:30]   with his wife. Exactly.[4:47:32]   Fucking, that's the wrong order![4:47:34]   Big deal. If I was[4:47:36]   organizing this show, I would put Anthony[4:47:38]   in front of a lesbian just to[4:47:40]   fuck with him. And he'd go, you dick.[4:47:42]   And we'd laugh about it. But this[4:47:44]   big ordeal. And it'd be[4:47:46]   one thing if it was like a big ordeal and then he went out[4:47:48]   there and was the funniest guy in the world, but it's pretty[4:47:50]   mediocre comedy to be frank. Yes. There you go.[4:47:52]   Pretty mediocre comedy.[4:47:54]   So now he's dissing the guy's comedy.[4:47:56]   And the guy sucks. Probably worse[4:47:58]   than Denny. You know.[4:48:00]   That's really weird that Denny would[4:48:02]   include one of his low-level[4:48:04]   friends in this opportunity.[4:48:06]   You know, to bring that guy.[4:48:08]   And then you can see Gavin and Kumi, they've[4:48:10]   been around a million famous comics.[4:48:12]   No, I think that Denny believes all of his[4:48:14]   delusions. That's why he's so indignant.[4:48:16]   And he actually, because he's like[4:48:18]   Kumi and Gavin are my best friends,[4:48:20]   now they are his best friends[4:48:22]   in his mind and he can do anything with them.[4:48:24]   Yeah, he's very comfortable now. And he doesn't have to[4:48:26]   worry about asking. Because these guys are so loose.[4:48:28]   Remember, Anthony and Kumi has got no rules.[4:48:30]   Dave Landau lived under no rule.[4:48:32]   Gavin doesn't care.[4:48:34]   So Denny probably feels pretty[4:48:36]   comfortable, but to bring a low-life like[4:48:38]   that around, you know, Kumi and Gavin must be looking at them[4:48:40]   like, we're hanging out with fucking[4:48:42]   nerds.[4:48:44]   Like, you've ever been in a situation like that where you look[4:48:46]   around and you go, this is beneath me to be[4:48:48]   around this person. And they're starting to feel[4:48:50]   that. I felt bad.[4:48:52]   Ah, shut up. Because also[4:48:54]   I had to write[4:48:56]   his last name on my hand because I just didn't[4:48:58]   know it. And so, nobody[4:49:00]   clapped immediately because I said,[4:49:02]   ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for[4:49:04]   Carl. And they were like,[4:49:06]   yes. I didn't give permission[4:49:08]   for him to be there, too. Like, Jim Goad wanted to do a[4:49:10]   sentence and I said no. So he's starting to pick up.[4:49:12]   I'm like, Josh is taking advantage here a little bit.[4:49:14]   I didn't even give this fuck permission[4:49:16]   to be here. That's just the three of us,[4:49:18]   dude. Oh, and now it looks like, oh. And now[4:49:20]   Carl can just show up. So anyway,[4:49:22]   Denny. Later on in the evening[4:49:24]   at the meet and greet, Ryan goes,[4:49:26]   see if he can hit my stomach. Come on.[4:49:28]   Like the Houdini thing? Yeah.[4:49:30]   Who was so pissed, but too much of a homo[4:49:32]   to go, dude, what the fuck?[4:49:34]   So, he starts[4:49:36]   instead of like going bonk, bonk, he starts[4:49:38]   fighting Ryan by punching me in the stomach.[4:49:40]   So taking advantage of[4:49:42]   Wow. So look at this. So[4:49:44]   I guess because[4:49:46]   Ryan didn't know his last[4:49:48]   name and fucked up his intro,[4:49:50]   this Carl guy got mad[4:49:52]   and later in the night, Ryan was[4:49:54]   being drunk and going, punch me in the stomach, everybody.[4:49:56]   And this Carl guy came[4:49:58]   and really gave it to him,[4:50:00]   taking out his anger[4:50:02]   from before[4:50:04]   on Ryan here. Listen to this.[4:50:06]   Bonk, bonk, he starts fighting Ryan by[4:50:08]   punching me in the stomach. So taking advantage[4:50:10]   of this thing.[4:50:12]   And then he gets his shit from the owner[4:50:14]   for rough housing. Ryan does.[4:50:16]   Yeah, then he hugged it out[4:50:18]   afterwards. But will you stop being[4:50:20]   a pussy? Well, it's my story to tell[4:50:22]   and I've thought about it more than you have.[4:50:24]   And I've also talked to both[4:50:26]   parties since.[4:50:28]   And we're going to be getting on the phone.[4:50:30]   I'm going to be on their show and we're going[4:50:32]   to talk it out. But they'll be lucky if they still have a[4:50:34]   show. Oh,[4:50:38]   they'll be lucky if they still have[4:50:40]   a show. So Gavin does not like these[4:50:42]   two. Denny and Carl feel[4:50:44]   bad. Now you'd be punishing me because then I would feel[4:50:46]   bad about that. I don't care. I think[4:50:48]   the worst thing that happened was[4:50:50]   like afterwards,[4:50:52]   Josh was talking to me and I just said[4:50:54]   something mean to him because I was just, my adrenaline[4:50:56]   was still kind of pumping. So[4:50:58]   it just was a bad time to talk about the bigger picture[4:51:00]   than I just, I was rude. And that's[4:51:02]   no, I swear it's the thing that[4:51:04]   she fights you[4:51:06]   fight. He could have smashed my face[4:51:08]   and he did not. Oh yeah. Cause he's a[4:51:10]   pussy. But apparently I don't even think[4:51:12]   it was about that. It was, it was kind of a[4:51:14]   he's got CTE[4:51:16]   and they talk about on their show and I'm like,[4:51:18]   I did not know what CTE that's[4:51:20]   when you hit your band so much that it like[4:51:22]   you get, okay, well get out of my face.[4:51:24]   I don't care why anymore to this little[4:51:26]   part of the story. And that has Kumi[4:51:28]   and Gavin. So now let's cut to Gavin[4:51:30]   goes over on crummy art show[4:51:32]   and[4:51:34]   uh, is this it another video? Yeah, but[4:51:36]   it's not the main video. Scroll to the[4:51:38]   comment section. Let's find[4:51:40]   this here. Four more[4:51:42]   comments. Yeah, this is[4:51:44]   great. This is from Ronnie Malone.[4:51:46]   Thank you Ronnie for finding this.[4:51:48]   Here's Gavin. If you ever hear even[4:51:50]   just any little stuff[4:51:52]   and Gavin saying shit about[4:51:54]   Denny, that's my shit.[4:51:56]   Yeah, please. Okay. So let's unmute[4:51:58]   and go back[4:52:00]   to this. There was a guy on the phone earlier[4:52:02]   talking about the fight[4:52:04]   at the gig. Yes.[4:52:06]   Now did you see the fight?[4:52:08]   No. I didn't nither.[4:52:10]   Um, but I'm pissed[4:52:12]   because I have a pretty good idea[4:52:14]   of what happened. Now I heard[4:52:16]   your[4:52:18]   cohort, Ryan, may[4:52:20]   have been involved.[4:52:22]   So this is the, this is my take[4:52:24]   um, from[4:52:26]   what I've heard from Ryan, who's a great[4:52:28]   source. Yes. And then Ryan[4:52:30]   is, Ryan is also a source?[4:52:32]   I thought it was Japanese and Puerto Rican.[4:52:34]   Puerto Rican and Japanese, they're not, they're not[4:52:36]   known for systems, they're not known for inventions[4:52:38]   and they're not known for[4:52:40]   uh, disrupting things. Outside[4:52:42]   of Pearl Harbor. That was a big[4:52:44]   disruption. Sort of.[4:52:46]   Gotta tell ya. We probably[4:52:48]   set that up. And we probably set it up.[4:52:50]   You're right. We handed them that.[4:52:52]   But besides that, right, so[4:52:54]   when, when Josh and[4:52:56]   Carl got into Ryan's ear,[4:52:58]   they're like, no, it's a coincidence, man.[4:53:00]   It was just water in the bridge. And don't let[4:53:02]   Gavin cancel our sports show. And he's like,[4:53:04]   yeah, I don't want to do that, man.[4:53:06]   He's Mr. Like, everything's okay.[4:53:08]   And I'm like, dude, you gotta[4:53:10]   have... I despise that as well.[4:53:12]   Like, no, we're not fucking doing[4:53:14]   that. So anyway, here's my interpretation.[4:53:16]   Ryan can't hold his...[4:53:18]   You can't hold...[4:53:20]   Watch this. Listen to this.[4:53:22]   You're alone.[4:53:24]   Like, on the train. And they're like,[4:53:26]   we're in a bit of a difficult situation here.[4:53:28]   And you're like, very difficult situation![4:53:30]   Remember that? Same.[4:53:32]   All the time. We do that all the time.[4:53:34]   Till this day,[4:53:36]   because of them. Anytime I hear the[4:53:38]   word situation, I'm like, that's a way![4:53:40]   Cause Kumi[4:53:42]   It's always imitating Tony Soprano, right?[4:53:44]   Okay.[4:53:46]   My wife could be talking about her[4:53:48]   breast cancer. I'm like,[4:53:50]   it's a very difficult interpretation[4:53:52]   of the results of your fucking[4:53:54]   titskin. A million protuberances.[4:53:56]   You're gonna have to get chemo.[4:53:58]   What the fuck?[4:54:00]   Okay. Back to Denny.[4:54:02]   Can you not do a Tony Soprano when I'm dying?[4:54:04]   I'm sorry. I had some health here.[4:54:06]   I can't not. I need some support.[4:54:08]   Oh, Jesus fucking cries.[4:54:10]   The man, the King, the[4:54:12]   legend.[4:54:14]   And then you're like, I'm sorry.[4:54:16]   Yeah. As you're doing the imitation.[4:54:18]   What am I doing? I'm sorry.[4:54:20]   Okay. Back to the fight.[4:54:22]   Ryan's wasted. And he's like, all right, everyone,[4:54:24]   fucking punch my gut.[4:54:26]   He wanted people to punch him.[4:54:28]   Not in a crazy way. Like, if you said that to me[4:54:30]   right now, punch my gut.[4:54:32]   I wouldn't pussy out.[4:54:34]   I wouldn't be like Bonk.[4:54:36]   But I wouldn't be like fucking[4:54:38]   that at a family event.[4:54:40]   This was a family event.[4:54:42]   No, it wasn't. You were at a fucking[4:54:44]   bar with drunks.[4:54:46]   It's a meet and greet.[4:54:48]   A meet and greet is a family reunion.[4:54:50]   You've met these people. And[4:54:52]   you've met them.[4:54:54]   I did so many selfies.[4:54:56]   I did so many selfies. You tackled[4:54:58]   me and said, stop fucking talking[4:55:00]   to everyone. Oh, my God. You were taking[4:55:02]   forever.[4:55:04]   Talk about trash, please.[4:55:06]   Houdini with the college students.[4:55:08]   They died.[4:55:10]   Houdini died from being punched.[4:55:12]   Too much raping. Do we have another time[4:55:14]   code maybe for this? The fans,[4:55:16]   by the way.[4:55:18]   Yeah, let's skip ahead a little bit. That's too much.[4:55:20]   Okay, let's see this.[4:55:22]   He's like, fucking[4:55:24]   punch, punch, punch, punch. So then Ryan[4:55:26]   goes, oh, we're brawling now. Multiple?[4:55:28]   Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. That's a problem.[4:55:30]   I didn't know this. Dude. I didn't know[4:55:32]   this from the last thing. Ryan denies[4:55:34]   multiple punches.[4:55:36]   But his entire front area[4:55:38]   is black and gray. Wow, look at that.[4:55:40]   Holy shit. That's Denny's friend.[4:55:42]   That's AIDS.[4:55:44]   48 hours after the[4:55:46]   beating. What is that?[4:55:48]   He's doing the typical Asian thing.[4:55:50]   I swear we have a moment where they[4:55:52]   start talking about Denny and they're kind of laughing[4:55:54]   about him.[4:55:56]   Laughing in his face. But this is a lot of clip to[4:55:58]   go through here, Jules. I know. I'm sorry.[4:56:00]   I don't want to go through all of this. Maybe I'll get[4:56:02]   lucky. Let's find out.[4:56:04]   He's a beast. I smell[4:56:06]   the contrails from the plains.[4:56:08]   It makes me strong.[4:56:10]   Anyways, they're starting to hate him.[4:56:12]   They're starting to hate him. That's the[4:56:14]   point of this. So please,[4:56:16]   yeah, let us know if you could find any[4:56:18]   little clip so we could get this story cooking.[4:56:20]   Because you know what?[4:56:22]   These things can end in[4:56:24]   disaster. And this would be a great disaster[4:56:26]   to see. Speaking of disaster,[4:56:28]   I've been dying to talk[4:56:30]   about this. The old[4:56:32]   ban.[4:56:36]   I was saying before, you know, we were going to do this[4:56:38]   a little bit ago. Tony Hinchcliffe has moved[4:56:40]   Kill Tony over to the comedy[4:56:42]   mothership where they take your phones.[4:56:44]   They put them in yonder bags.[4:56:46]   They take your picture.[4:56:48]   They scan your ID. And if you're[4:56:50]   caught heckling, you're removed from the[4:56:52]   club immediately. And now they've got[4:56:54]   your picture. They've got your info. You're not allowed[4:56:56]   to get back in the club. What I[4:56:58]   didn't know, you know,[4:57:00]   Joe's a big fan of hiding these phones. What I[4:57:02]   didn't know was some of[4:57:04]   the possible reasons behind it.[4:57:06]   So we've got this[4:57:08]   story about some[4:57:10]   rumors, some gossip about why[4:57:12]   Joe Rogan might be locking[4:57:14]   up people's phones at the mothership. Do we have[4:57:16]   that article? Yup, it's in NextUp.[4:57:18]   Look at this.[4:57:20]   Listen Her Theory. Listen Her Theory.[4:57:22]   Look at this. It's a little bit more than a[4:57:24]   theory, I think, right?[4:57:26]   Interesting info for you guys and possibly[4:57:28]   why Joe Rogan is so strict[4:57:30]   about recording at the comedy mothership.[4:57:32]   So I found out that one of my co-workers[4:57:34]   has been going to the shows.[4:57:36]   Joe has been, uh, yeah,[4:57:38]   one of the shows. Uh, he[4:57:40]   told me that Joe has been doing a comedy[4:57:42]   routine talking about his whole[4:57:44]   N-word scandal from back in[4:57:46]   2022. And[4:57:48]   supposedly during his set[4:57:50]   he keeps dropping[4:57:52]   N-bombs. Now my theory is[4:57:54]   that he's so scared of people recording[4:57:56]   him and getting it out, uh, having him say[4:57:58]   the N-word again in 2023,[4:58:00]   so much that he straight up banned[4:58:02]   phones from being[4:58:04]   in the building. Okay.[4:58:06]   It's just a rumor from his friend. He says[4:58:08]   his buddy[4:58:10]   as he went to the show, Joe is[4:58:12]   saying, nigger, the[4:58:14]   N-word.[4:58:16]   I can't imagine Joe doing that. I don't think.[4:58:18]   I mean, I just can't imagine Joe[4:58:20]   even risking that, but that would be[4:58:22]   amazing. Now, remember I[4:58:24]   urge everybody to[4:58:26]   understand, just like you don't have to do jury[4:58:28]   duty, you don't have to lock[4:58:30]   your phone in a yonder[4:58:32]   bag. All you got to do[4:58:34]   here, this is so simple. I thought that you[4:58:36]   could think of it yourselves. All you[4:58:38]   got to do is say, oh, my phone, I don't[4:58:40]   have it. I left it in the car[4:58:42]   because I know you lock them up, so I'm not[4:58:44]   bringing it in. And then your phone's right in your pocket[4:58:46]   and you walk right in and you film[4:58:48]   him saying the N-word.[4:58:50]   Here's another one. You keep a[4:58:52]   second phone in your sock.[4:58:54]   You have your fake phone. You're walking around.[4:58:56]   Your real phone's in your sock. Your fake phone's here.[4:58:58]   They go, I need your phone. Here you go.[4:59:00]   You get in. You pull out your phone.[4:59:02]   Ooh. You record it[4:59:04]   all. Please, the first person to get me, Joe[4:59:06]   Rogan, saying the N-word, $2,000.[4:59:08]   If we could get that.[4:59:10]   Joe's saying the N-word on stage[4:59:12]   for real. Not AI.[4:59:14]   No AI, okay?[4:59:16]   Here's[4:59:18]   another thing that's really unusual about this.[4:59:20]   Now, I knew that they were locking them up at[4:59:22]   Mothership, but did you know that Tony[4:59:24]   Hinchcliffe, supposedly,[4:59:26]   is any show he performs[4:59:28]   at, he makes them lock up the phones.[4:59:30]   So, like, for instance,[4:59:32]   Tony Hinchcliffe does,[4:59:34]   you know, all sorts of places.[4:59:36]   He was just at the Brea Improv,[4:59:38]   the improv comedy club who doesn't[4:59:40]   lock up the phones, as far[4:59:42]   as I know. But because Tony[4:59:44]   was performing there, he brought[4:59:46]   in the yonder company[4:59:48]   and made everybody lock up their phones just[4:59:50]   for him. So he's demanding other[4:59:52]   clubs to help facilitate[4:59:54]   this. And we got some gossip here[4:59:56]   from friend of the show,[4:59:58]   Alice Hamilton.[5:00:00]   The Aunt Jemima[5:00:02]   of Red Rock. No, I said[5:00:04]   that to her. I thought she was going to flip.[5:00:06]   Now, Alice Hamilton is this black[5:00:08]   girl.[5:00:10]   I say that because[5:00:12]   it makes her more[5:00:14]   legit, I think, as a black[5:00:16]   woman to have all these scoops.[5:00:18]   She's the one who's got all these Chris[5:00:20]   Delia scoops. She's always got rumors. She's[5:00:22]   always outing and exposing people[5:00:24]   in the comedy world. You[5:00:26]   could check her out at Alice[5:00:28]   Hamilton. Alice R.[5:00:30]   Hamilton.[5:00:32]   Alice R. Hamilton on Twitter. Here's[5:00:34]   her latest. Look at this.[5:00:36]   Tony Hinchcliffe[5:00:38]   is currently at the Brea Improv, and he's[5:00:40]   one of the first comics since,[5:00:42]   he's one of the first comics since I've been[5:00:44]   all up in there[5:00:46]   who's using yonder pouches[5:00:48]   to lock up the crowd's phones.[5:00:50]   I thought it was just because he's[5:00:52]   saying some wild stuff, but when[5:00:54]   I was home on YouTube, I saw that[5:00:56]   he stole a recent[5:00:58]   joke from a Kill Tony contestant.[5:01:00]   Here's the[5:01:02]   contestant down here. I think I even[5:01:04]   showed this woman on the show to show how[5:01:06]   disgusting she was once.[5:01:08]   Remember? Yes, I think[5:01:10]   I even showed her. So here's the[5:01:12]   contestant. So she says[5:01:14]   he changed up the set,[5:01:16]   but it's that girl Shelby Morgan's[5:01:18]   gun joke. Essentially,[5:01:20]   his remix goes, I recently[5:01:22]   purchased my first gun.[5:01:24]   A gun's not like having a gun's[5:01:26]   a lot like having a second penis.[5:01:28]   So much, in fact, that the first[5:01:30]   thing that I tried doing with it when I got[5:01:32]   home was sticking it in my mouth.[5:01:34]   So that's[5:01:36]   Tony's version[5:01:38]   of the joke. Let's check out the[5:01:40]   girl's version. I've never heard of a Shelby[5:01:42]   Morgan before. So here is[5:01:44]   Shelby Morgan appearing on[5:01:46]   Kill Tony a couple months before,[5:01:48]   and I guess[5:01:50]   she told the joke that Tony's[5:01:52]   going around town telling now. Maybe[5:01:54]   Tony thought he made this[5:01:56]   up, but here it is. It's this[5:01:58]   girl's joke. Let's take a listen. Make some[5:02:00]   noise for Shelby, everybody.[5:02:02]   Did you know[5:02:04]   that in Idaho, you can pay[5:02:06]   $50 a night to stay in a giant[5:02:08]   potato? In[5:02:10]   Austin, you can just ask me nicely.[5:02:18]   I don't know why you would include that.[5:02:20]   It stings a little bit.[5:02:22]   Why would you include this?[5:02:24]   I do try to find some self-love. Sometimes I[5:02:26]   spit in my own mouth.[5:02:32]   I have a boyfriend[5:02:34]   somehow, but I don't like everything he[5:02:36]   takes me to do. Sometimes[5:02:38]   he tries to take me to the shooting range, but[5:02:40]   I just don't enjoy it because for me,[5:02:42]   shooting a gun is a lot like giving a hand job.[5:02:44]   Like most women,[5:02:46]   I'm not very good at it, and I would[5:02:48]   really rather just put it in my mouth.[5:02:50]   Okay.[5:02:52]   And there's Tony sucking it all[5:02:54]   up, going around town with[5:02:56]   his version of[5:02:58]   that. Could Tony be locking[5:03:00]   up people's phones so that he could get away[5:03:02]   with using their[5:03:04]   material?[5:03:06]   I don't know how he thinks he could get away with that,[5:03:08]   but again, if you could get footage of Tony[5:03:10]   doing this joke that we could line[5:03:12]   up and compare with this woman,[5:03:14]   there will be a big prize. So please,[5:03:16]   do not give your[5:03:18]   phone to the guy. Give[5:03:20]   a dummy phone, I'll cover it. I'll[5:03:22]   buy you guys dummy phones.[5:03:24]   Uh, maybe.[5:03:26]   So, uh, very cool, but[5:03:28]   the Kill Tony gang has been[5:03:30]   having some problems. I kind of want to ask[5:03:32]   Red Band about this, my buddy Red Band. They've been having[5:03:34]   some issues there at the Comedy Mothership.[5:03:36]   Uh, you know, and we kind[5:03:38]   of predicted this when they were doing[5:03:40]   their show, uh,[5:03:42]   at the Vulcan. Is that what it's[5:03:44]   called? The Vulcan, uh,[5:03:46]   bar? Right? It's like a bar[5:03:48]   with bands. That's what, you know,[5:03:50]   we were used to seeing for the last couple of years[5:03:52]   there in Austin, and it was a bar[5:03:54]   setting. You know, there was a bar, the[5:03:56]   crowd was lively. They were able to walk[5:03:58]   around and drink. It was a big hang.[5:04:00]   All the comics who were on[5:04:02]   the show were in the crowd.[5:04:04]   The whole place was packed. Everybody's[5:04:06]   drinking and having a good time. However,[5:04:08]   now they're at the Comedy Mothership[5:04:10]   with all these rules,[5:04:12]   right? You're walking in. It's[5:04:14]   almost kind of like going to watch a[5:04:16]   teacher give a talk[5:04:18]   now. You're more in a theater setting.[5:04:20]   It's not as rambunctious and fun,[5:04:22]   and it looks like the fans are starting[5:04:24]   to notice, hey, this show ain't the[5:04:26]   same here at the[5:04:28]   Comedy Mothership. Uh-oh. You guys thought this[5:04:30]   would be huge, but now we're[5:04:32]   here, and it's kind of not[5:04:34]   the right setting. So,[5:04:36]   I don't think we did this. Let's take a look[5:04:38]   at some of the[5:04:40]   incidents that happened this week with the[5:04:42]   old band[5:04:44]   Jeremiah Watkins,[5:04:46]   Joel Berg, Joel[5:04:48]   Hernandez, and, of course,[5:04:50]   Jet Ski Johnson Paluso, or whatever[5:04:52]   his name is. Remember the old band[5:04:54]   led by Jeremiah? This is great[5:04:56]   because we're also going to be kind[5:04:58]   of covering Jeremiah here,[5:05:00]   who I've been after for years.[5:05:02]   Jeremiah[5:05:04]   is[5:05:06]   repulsive[5:05:08]   in every way. I mean, I've seen so much[5:05:10]   of his stuff. He's[5:05:12]   not only as weird as it gets,[5:05:14]   I believe he is[5:05:16]   dangerous in a[5:05:18]   way. I've always been after him.[5:05:20]   He used to be the leader of the old[5:05:22]   band, and they would do[5:05:24]   bits, they would do characters, and the crowd[5:05:26]   loved it. They loved it so much that[5:05:28]   when Kill Tony moved to Austin[5:05:30]   and they didn't come with,[5:05:32]   and Tony got a new band,[5:05:34]   the Kill Tony fans were furious.[5:05:36]   Okay? They wanted the old[5:05:38]   band back. They hated the new[5:05:40]   band. They can't stop talking about[5:05:42]   the old band. But at the very[5:05:44]   same time, Kill Tony[5:05:46]   kind of exploded as a show,[5:05:48]   and got tons of new fans.[5:05:50]   Probably more fans,[5:05:52]   they got more new fans[5:05:54]   than they ever had fans.[5:05:56]   Okay? So their[5:05:58]   old audience, who loved the old band,[5:06:00]   is like a tiny percentage[5:06:02]   of their new audience now,[5:06:04]   which doesn't know the old band.[5:06:06]   So,[5:06:08]   Tony and Brian have it in their head that[5:06:10]   everybody wants to see the old band,[5:06:12]   right? Because they complained about it for six months.[5:06:14]   So he brings[5:06:16]   back the old band![5:06:18]   And that's what we're going to watch today.[5:06:20]   The new audience don't[5:06:22]   like the old band.[5:06:24]   No, no, they don't get it. They think[5:06:26]   just what we think.[5:06:28]   So wait till you see this. This is from the most[5:06:30]   recent episode.[5:06:32]   This is Kill Tony 605[5:06:34]   with[5:06:36]   Kevin Ryan and H. Foley[5:06:38]   and Giannis Pappas. Is that true?[5:06:40]   The Are You[5:06:42]   Garbage Guys. They couldn't make[5:06:44]   me more sick, and this Giannis Pappas couldn't be[5:06:46]   more boring. So you've got[5:06:48]   them. I ate that big fat[5:06:50]   Kevin Foley. I saw Danny Woodward,[5:06:52]   one of our main listeners,[5:06:54]   went after[5:06:56]   H. Foley. Is that his name?[5:06:58]   H. Foley? Yeah, he's getting mad.[5:07:00]   Hold on, let me see if I can find him.[5:07:02]   Yeah, see if you can find[5:07:04]   that he went after him this week.[5:07:06]   And yes, please[5:07:08]   scare the living bejesus out of this H. Foley[5:07:10]   because these Are You Garbage Guys.[5:07:12]   Let me pull up a picture of the two of them.[5:07:14]   Oh no, it wasn't[5:07:16]   H. Foley, it was Zach Amico.[5:07:18]   No, he went after H. Foley[5:07:20]   too. This was recent.[5:07:22]   Very recent. I just saw it[5:07:24]   with my own eyes the other day. I'll show you[5:07:26]   these Are You Garbage Guys. Let me pull up a good[5:07:28]   picture of the two of them. Alright, this is a beautiful[5:07:30]   photo. Exactly what I was looking[5:07:32]   for. Let's see. Here they are[5:07:34]   and you've probably[5:07:36]   seen them all over your god[5:07:38]   damn sub box, right?[5:07:40]   Is it just a miracle that these two[5:07:42]   idiots, the most[5:07:44]   boring two guys in the world are[5:07:46]   everywhere now? Well, we're[5:07:48]   going to look into that too because I think[5:07:50]   they got a little marketing power[5:07:52]   behind them. I think they just signed[5:07:54]   a new deal.[5:07:56]   These boys is trying to get[5:07:58]   famous. I'm starting[5:08:00]   to notice this a lot.[5:08:02]   The comedians, every hopeful comedian,[5:08:04]   every comedian out there, started to kind of[5:08:06]   realize what's going on here[5:08:08]   and the potential that[5:08:10]   they have to be very rich[5:08:12]   and pretty famous. You know,[5:08:14]   we've seen Tim Dillon, Tom Segura,[5:08:16]   Bert Kreischer, Theo Vaughn. All these[5:08:18]   guys who get into the Rogan world, they're huge[5:08:20]   now. I mean, Theo Vaughn's getting[5:08:22]   millions of views per episode.[5:08:24]   These people are filthy rich now.[5:08:26]   So, you're starting to see all these other comics[5:08:28]   go, I want that.[5:08:30]   And they're signing up for whatever[5:08:32]   things Theo Vaughn signed.[5:08:34]   You know, you got Starve Rose,[5:08:36]   you got the Are You Garbage Guys,[5:08:38]   you got the Sam Talcott. Go to their Instagrams.[5:08:40]   Every one of them is the same.[5:08:42]   Same format, same clips, market,[5:08:44]   market, market. They're on all[5:08:46]   every day. These two[5:08:48]   are on everybody's podcast.[5:08:50]   There's something fishy about it to me.[5:08:52]   It's more than just marketing.[5:08:54]   We'll look into that deeper later, but first,[5:08:56]   let's open this episode[5:08:58]   of Kill Tony with the old band.[5:09:00]   Here we go.[5:09:02]   Go after Kevin H. Foley or[5:09:04]   whatever his name is. H. Foley.[5:09:06]   Go after him.[5:09:10]   Here we go.[5:09:12]   Oh, Kill Merch.[5:09:14]   Yes, I got to talk about.[5:09:16]   We'll show you. They just launched.[5:09:18]   Fans have been dying for it. I guess they[5:09:20]   haven't sold merch in a long time.[5:09:22]   Fans have been clamoring for[5:09:24]   merch from Kill Tony.[5:09:26]   So, here it is, an announcement.[5:09:28]   Kill Merch.[5:09:30]   We'll go over that later.[5:09:32]   Kill Merch for 1823.[5:09:34]   We're going to show you the merch. We're going to show you[5:09:36]   what the fans thought of the merch.[5:09:38]   It ain't good.[5:09:42]   Here we go.[5:09:44]   Killtonykillmerch.com[5:09:46]   OK, let's start the show.[5:09:48]   Here we go, folks.[5:09:50]   The old man.[5:09:58]   Let's get involved.[5:10:00]   They're coming.[5:10:08]   Cheers, everybody.[5:10:10]   You're a wonderful Tony.[5:10:12]   I've got to come back next time[5:10:14]   to see how that works out.[5:10:16]   Here he comes.[5:10:20]   Reven![5:10:22]   He looks amazing.[5:10:26]   Hey, this is Reven[5:10:28]   coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership[5:10:30]   here in Austin, Texas[5:10:32]   for a brand new episode of Kill Tony.[5:10:34]   Get up for Tony Hinchcliffe.[5:10:40]   Silence. Silence.[5:10:42]   Are you guys ready for the best fucking[5:10:44]   night of your lives tonight or what?[5:10:46]   That's a big promise.[5:10:48]   Best fucking night of your lives.[5:10:50]   We'll see about that, Tony.[5:10:52]   I just saw that quick Shane clip after.[5:10:54]   We never showed that to Tony.[5:10:56]   Someone with him talking to Tony.[5:10:58]   Oh, that's so good.[5:11:00]   Yes, please. Let's show it right now.[5:11:02]   Show it right now.[5:11:04]   That's what I mean. Guys, I'm[5:11:06]   over-loved.[5:11:08]   We probably put[5:11:10]   200 to 300 things every week[5:11:12]   in the show notes. We only get to a few of them.[5:11:14]   It's never-ending.[5:11:16]   I apologize for this.[5:11:18]   I'm trying to get[5:11:20]   everything in. I don't want to miss this[5:11:22]   because it's pretty good stuff.[5:11:24]   Look at this.[5:11:26]   Okay,[5:11:28]   143.30. This is Shane Gillis.[5:11:30]   143.40.[5:11:32]   This is from a couple of episodes[5:11:34]   ago. Shane Gillis, the leader[5:11:36]   of the comedy. Did you know that Shane Gillis[5:11:38]   is the leader of the comedy world now?[5:11:40]   Everyone you ask,[5:11:42]   Joe Rogan, all these guys,[5:11:44]   they talk about Shane Gillis as if he's[5:11:46]   changing the face of comedy.[5:11:48]   As if he is the most legendary. Did you know that?[5:11:50]   Yes.[5:11:52]   They love him.[5:11:54]   I had no idea.[5:11:56]   143 what? I mean, who else do they have?[5:11:58]   That's what it is. Who else do they have?[5:12:00]   Tim Dillon and[5:12:02]   Shane Gillis are the leaders[5:12:04]   of comedy now.[5:12:06]   Who everyone looks up to and[5:12:08]   compliments. 143.40?[5:12:10]   Yes. 42.30.[5:12:12]   142.30.[5:12:14]   Okay, very different.[5:12:16]   142.30. Now, this is great because[5:12:18]   Shane, because everybody[5:12:20]   keeps complimenting Shane and because he's the[5:12:22]   leader of comedy now, he's got[5:12:24]   kind of a new confidence going on.[5:12:26]   Where he's willing to[5:12:28]   speak his mind more[5:12:30]   than he used to. Remember,[5:12:32]   this is the guy who got cancelled.[5:12:34]   He was going to be on SNL. They caught him[5:12:36]   saying, chink. They cancelled him.[5:12:38]   He made the news. And because of that,[5:12:40]   he's here. So,[5:12:42]   if you watch Kill Tony at all,[5:12:44]   you would see that Tony[5:12:46]   does this thing, like when he brings up[5:12:48]   the Chinaman. Who's the Chinaman?[5:12:50]   Joel Honskin.[5:12:52]   He'll do something like this.[5:12:54]   Guys, this next guy taking[5:12:56]   the stage is a force of[5:12:58]   nature. One of the best[5:13:00]   comedians in the world. He is[5:13:02]   going to make you laugh harder than you've ever[5:13:04]   laughed. There is no defeating him.[5:13:06]   Are you ready for the best[5:13:08]   comedy you've[5:13:10]   ever heard in your lives?[5:13:12]   Okay, he'll do that. And boy, what pressure.[5:13:14]   I mean, this guy better be[5:13:16]   funny. You just promised me the world[5:13:18]   here. And he does this with[5:13:20]   a lot of his guys. Like, he does it to[5:13:22]   David Lucas, William Montgomery.[5:13:24]   He does it to Honskin. And it's never[5:13:26]   the truth. Honskin sucks.[5:13:28]   I'm sorry. He's[5:13:30]   terrible. He's open mic[5:13:32]   level. You know,[5:13:34]   he's opening for Rogan now. And Tony just[5:13:36]   wants to own someone very similar[5:13:38]   to Crowder. He wants to[5:13:40]   have Honskin 15 years[5:13:42]   from now be like, I owe my whole career[5:13:44]   to Tony Henscliffe. And he wants everyone[5:13:46]   to know it. That's his only agenda here.[5:13:48]   Is being able[5:13:50]   to be like, wow, Tony really has an[5:13:52]   eye for talent.[5:13:54]   But he doesn't. He just picks[5:13:56]   random, horrible people[5:13:58]   and pushes him and pushes[5:14:00]   him and pushes him. Shane Gillis[5:14:02]   decides to step in and put an[5:14:04]   end to this. You want to hear this? This is great.[5:14:06]   Thank you, Shane.[5:14:08]   I possibly have another Perk 30. I've had three, dude.[5:14:10]   I'm stuffed.[5:14:12]   Watch this.[5:14:14]   I could eat 200 Ambien. I could[5:14:16]   eat 200 Ambien right now.[5:14:18]   Fucking Pelosi couldn't do a thing to stop me[5:14:20]   either, I'll tell you. Oh, wait. Is all[5:14:22]   the compliments before this guy's set[5:14:24]   maybe?[5:14:26]   Like, Tony? Because maybe I want to show them all[5:14:28]   the compliments first.[5:14:30]   So it's probably before this guy's set. This is[5:14:32]   another guy in Tony's[5:14:34]   sights. So maybe I[5:14:36]   could catch that right here. Go to like[5:14:38]   139. 139.[5:14:40]   Sorry, this guy runs around a lot.[5:14:42]   Yeah, I know. Wow,[5:14:44]   this guy's on the stage a lot. Okay, let's[5:14:46]   try here. Let's see what happens here.[5:14:50]   You'll get an idea.[5:14:52]   There you[5:14:54]   go, you fucking rapist.[5:15:02]   Oh, my God. What the fuck does that[5:15:04]   look? You weirdo.[5:15:06]   Smell like baloney.[5:15:08]   Okay, watch this. Good one, Red Band.[5:15:10]   Red Band![5:15:12]   Wouldn't you rather have me[5:15:14]   sitting next to you? I'd never treat you like that,[5:15:16]   Red Band. Replace Kill[5:15:18]   with Mike. Or Tony.[5:15:20]   You see that every time.[5:15:22]   He always takes out his nervousness on[5:15:24]   Red Band. It's really unfair. Alright,[5:15:26]   let's see what happens. This is where he's going to[5:15:28]   overly compliment some hack comic.[5:15:30]   Like baloney.[5:15:32]   Yeah, he's trying to be all[5:15:34]   coy, act like he doesn't like her now.[5:15:36]   Yeah. Yeah, I'm not even[5:15:38]   going to hook her. Hold on.[5:15:40]   You like, what was your favorite?[5:15:42]   I know you don't. The great and powerful[5:15:44]   William Montgomery could not[5:15:46]   make it tonight, everybody.[5:15:48]   He got stranded in Las[5:15:50]   Vegas in Nevada. He has a[5:15:52]   crippling Adderall and[5:15:54]   gambling addiction, and[5:15:56]   he's going to be back tomorrow,[5:15:58]   unfortunately. But[5:16:00]   you know, this place has been[5:16:02]   hiring, much[5:16:04]   like its predecessor, the[5:16:06]   Comedy Store. They specifically[5:16:08]   showcased and hired all the[5:16:10]   funniest young talent[5:16:12]   from around the city. And because[5:16:14]   those types of people are available[5:16:16]   anytime we want,[5:16:18]   we decided to give you a real[5:16:20]   special treat in the place of William[5:16:22]   Montgomery. A real special treat. What you're about to see[5:16:24]   is true. Look at this.[5:16:26]   Listen to this. A special treat in the[5:16:28]   place of William Montgomery. What you're about[5:16:30]   to see is truly[5:16:32]   a guy who, while right now[5:16:34]   working a door shift, right now[5:16:36]   is truly going to continuously[5:16:38]   never stop moving up[5:16:40]   in the comedy game. And you're going to remember[5:16:42]   that you were at this show[5:16:44]   the night that you saw him, perhaps[5:16:46]   for the very first time. You may know him[5:16:48]   already. A local legend, ladies[5:16:50]   and gentlemen, Casey Rocket.[5:16:52]   If I were behind[5:16:54]   that curtain, I'd be like, shut the fuck up.[5:16:56]   You're going to remember.[5:16:58]   Hey guys, I'm the best comic in the world that you'll[5:17:00]   remember for the rest of your lives. So this guy[5:17:02]   gets up. He doesn't do that well.[5:17:04]   All right, now let's go to the time[5:17:06]   code. What was that?[5:17:08]   142.40.[5:17:10]   Okay, 142.40.[5:17:12]   Shane is going to step in now.[5:17:14]   Okay, here we go.[5:17:16]   Thank you guys. Okay, Casey Rocket.[5:17:18]   Wow. Wow.[5:17:20]   Wow. Wow.[5:17:22]   Wow. Wow.[5:17:24]   The guy does well.[5:17:26]   He does well. And the crowd[5:17:28]   is giving him a standing ovation.[5:17:30]   However, Shane[5:17:32]   heeds a warning.[5:17:34]   Wow.[5:17:36]   Wow.[5:17:38]   Ladies and gentlemen,[5:17:40]   this is[5:17:42]   Casey[5:17:44]   Rocket.[5:17:46]   Holy[5:17:48]   shit. It wasn't that good.[5:17:50]   An absolute fucking firestorm.[5:17:52]   No. Jokes.[5:17:54]   Constant movement.[5:17:56]   Extreme[5:17:58]   entertainment. You[5:18:00]   are such... This is[5:18:02]   one of the door guys at the Comedy Mothership[5:18:04]   and they've got this thing.[5:18:06]   This romantic thing where[5:18:08]   at the Comedy Store, Mitzi[5:18:10]   you started out as[5:18:12]   a door guy like Ari Shaffir and then you become[5:18:14]   famous, right? Tony and[5:18:16]   Joe want[5:18:18]   people to talk about them like that eventually.[5:18:20]   Oh man, you know,[5:18:22]   this was just a door guy from the Comedy[5:18:24]   Mothership, but Joe and Tony[5:18:26]   saw something in him. Now he's one of[5:18:28]   the biggest comics. So they're[5:18:30]   rushing it. They're pushing it.[5:18:32]   Forcing it.[5:18:34]   When it's not really the case.[5:18:36]   They're not Mitzi. Mitzi[5:18:38]   did know how to pick a winner. This was a real[5:18:40]   business back then.[5:18:42]   This was the Sunset Strip, baby.[5:18:44]   This is not the same.[5:18:46]   They are[5:18:48]   pretending to be[5:18:50]   this historic woman.[5:18:52]   And it's getting a little sickening[5:18:54]   actually. It's to the point where[5:18:56]   it's a little nutty.[5:18:58]   I want the Shores to step in and[5:19:00]   sue Rogan. Because[5:19:02]   he's stolen all their guys. He's basically[5:19:04]   ripped off the Comedy[5:19:06]   Store. He's ripped it off.[5:19:08]   And he's taking it as his own and taking[5:19:10]   it away out of the state to Austin.[5:19:12]   I want him sued. And[5:19:14]   the Shores should also sue[5:19:16]   Whitney for depicting their mom[5:19:18]   like that in that show. Oh[5:19:20]   my God. Yeah, Whitney was[5:19:22]   on this show called The Accused[5:19:24]   where Whitney played herself[5:19:26]   but she got raped at the Comedy[5:19:28]   Store. And the woman they[5:19:30]   had depicting Mitzi was like[5:19:32]   let's keep this on the DL. Don't you want to[5:19:34]   have a career? You bring up this rape.[5:19:36]   Everyone's going to think you're crazy.[5:19:38]   Let's keep it under wraps.[5:19:40]   It made her out to be that kind of person[5:19:42]   to show. But it's like[5:19:44]   why would you do that to Mitzi, you stupid Whitney?[5:19:46]   Ashley, ask her[5:19:48]   about that Accused set and if I could get[5:19:50]   behind the scenes footage of The Accused.[5:19:52]   And a DVD box set. DVD box set[5:19:54]   too. And I love Whitney. I'd love to take a tour[5:19:56]   of her house, Ashley, if you could make that[5:19:58]   happen. Fly me out. Me and[5:20:00]   Whitney spend a weekend together at her house[5:20:02]   getting to know each other.[5:20:04]   That's a serious[5:20:06]   demand. Alright, let's get into[5:20:08]   this. Shane Gillis is going to[5:20:10]   scold Tony[5:20:12]   Tony C. Hinchcliffe. And Tony[5:20:14]   doesn't get talked to like this very often.[5:20:16]   An original[5:20:18]   such a force.[5:20:20]   Thank you.[5:20:22]   I got to go back to the lobby.[5:20:24]   These are force. I'm on the clock.[5:20:26]   I'm on a riff[5:20:28]   base salary. 100[5:20:30]   riffs an hour. It's like six coins or something.[5:20:32]   It's coin base. No riffs,[5:20:34]   no coins, eight coins, eight riffs. You know[5:20:36]   how it is. You guys get it.[5:20:38]   You are the shit.[5:20:40]   You are working right now.[5:20:42]   Shane, what do you think about the young[5:20:44]   buck? I love you rock. I love[5:20:46]   it. I saw him was it last night.[5:20:48]   Two nights ago. Yes.[5:20:50]   Thank you.[5:20:52]   Great.[5:20:54]   It's great. You guys[5:20:56]   stop complimenting people[5:20:58]   so hard on the intros.[5:21:00]   It seemed like it was you got to stop complimenting[5:21:02]   people so hard on the intros. Okay.[5:21:04]   Tony gets nervous. What do you mean?[5:21:06]   Stop complimenting people[5:21:08]   so hard on the intros.[5:21:10]   It seemed like it was survived.[5:21:12]   He survived that. It seemed like he just got[5:21:14]   a standing ovation. No, I know.[5:21:16]   No, it wasn't for your fucking intro.[5:21:18]   I know it wasn't from the intro.[5:21:20]   I'm saying you got it. It's tough. You can't[5:21:22]   we bring someone out. You can't go. This guy[5:21:24]   is the next[5:21:26]   big thing. You're going to remember[5:21:28]   this forever.[5:21:30]   That's a huge amount of pressure.[5:21:32]   Yeah. Oh, Tony.[5:21:34]   No happy[5:21:36]   Tony. No[5:21:38]   happy.[5:21:40]   He's very crowded.[5:21:42]   Ask. All right, let's hear some more[5:21:44]   how good he is. Like, we know that he's[5:21:46]   going to fuck guys. You're doing exactly[5:21:48]   what I said not to do. Yeah. Wow.[5:21:50]   It's not getting through.[5:21:52]   Is it what I'm saying now? It's that's[5:21:54]   all. That's old New York rhetoric[5:21:56]   what you're speaking[5:21:58]   in New York for two years. Oh, okay.[5:22:00]   Oh, in any matter[5:22:02]   we knew Shane. Keep going[5:22:04]   with it. Shane, you're on the right thread there.[5:22:06]   We got your[5:22:08]   back. Shana put him. Now[5:22:10]   Shane dresses[5:22:12]   horribly. Have you ever seen these sports[5:22:14]   clothes he wears? Can we give him a[5:22:16]   makeover? He does not[5:22:18]   need to be dressing like this.[5:22:20]   This is terrible. You do[5:22:22]   not look good in beer clothes.[5:22:24]   Okay. If he dressed like a nice[5:22:26]   Papa, I would probably like him. Trust me[5:22:28]   the college idiots are still going to love[5:22:30]   you. Okay. You can still get the[5:22:32]   sports barstool sports guys.[5:22:34]   You don't got to wear this. What[5:22:36]   is this anyway? Notre Dame?[5:22:40]   I don't know.[5:22:42]   Well, she's not from America, but you got[5:22:44]   to stop wearing that. Those shirts are pathetic.[5:22:46]   You should try adding a scarf[5:22:48]   to cover his tits and gun.[5:22:50]   Anyway. Yeah. Casey, you're great.[5:22:52]   Thank you. Very good. So look at that.[5:22:54]   Tony getting scolded by Shane.[5:22:56]   Let's go back to episode[5:22:58]   605 and[5:23:00]   let's see how the audience likes the[5:23:02]   old band, the new audience.[5:23:04]   See how the new audience likes the old[5:23:06]   band at Kill Tony.[5:23:10]   How about one more time[5:23:12]   for the great Brian Red Band, everybody.[5:23:14]   Hey everybody.[5:23:16]   Fuck yeah.[5:23:18]   Welcome to Kill Tony brought to you by[5:23:20]   the Red Rose, the Yellow Rose.[5:23:22]   So let's see where he introduces this band[5:23:24]   here. You've got H Foley.[5:23:26]   Oh, look at H Foley. This big pile[5:23:28]   of fucking shit. Look at this guy.[5:23:30]   And these guys, by the way, go[5:23:32]   silent most of the episode.[5:23:34]   Hey, can somebody draw me like a[5:23:36]   far side style[5:23:38]   comic where I don't[5:23:40]   know what the joke is,[5:23:42]   but the image depicts[5:23:44]   Tim Dylan and H Foley standing[5:23:46]   there looking. It's at like a[5:23:48]   giant Hawaiian shirt store[5:23:50]   where there's Hawaiian shirts hanging[5:23:52]   at the store and they're huge,[5:23:54]   like tent size. Tim Dylan,[5:23:56]   H Foley. And what are[5:23:58]   they doing? They're both[5:24:00]   holding them up. Maybe they're[5:24:02]   and the joke is up to you. I just want to[5:24:04]   see that image. Yeah, I think that would[5:24:06]   be good. They're exactly[5:24:08]   the type of guys who would be in a comic[5:24:10]   like that. I mean, imagine how big that would be[5:24:12]   if he took it off. That's[5:24:14]   a big shirt, man. I mean, that's a[5:24:16]   lot of fabric that he wants[5:24:18]   for the same price. You know, they[5:24:20]   all want it for the same price as the amount of fabric[5:24:22]   I get. It almost like it would be[5:24:24]   so much bigger off than on.[5:24:26]   So much bigger. Yes.[5:24:28]   You could blanket a picnic table with that[5:24:30]   easily.[5:24:32]   So I despise this H Foley.[5:24:34]   There's something about a fat guy doing[5:24:36]   his hair that really[5:24:38]   is eerie.[5:24:40]   You know, like you're so[5:24:42]   fucking fat, like you're definitely going to die from[5:24:44]   comedy, but[5:24:46]   you do your hair like you should see, he like[5:24:48]   really does his hair[5:24:50]   as if he's a regular person.[5:24:52]   It's very weird. And then meanwhile, this[5:24:54]   co-host has no hair.[5:24:56]   Yes. And again,[5:24:58]   this is like Tom.[5:25:00]   This is like, who are we showing? Dave Landau.[5:25:02]   You're fucked[5:25:04]   if H Foley[5:25:06]   dies. There is no[5:25:08]   life after it. When H Foley[5:25:10]   goes and it could happen soon,[5:25:12]   these big guys,[5:25:14]   they die. The big comics die.[5:25:16]   And we know H Foley is[5:25:18]   going down death's door right now.[5:25:20]   He's walking down that hallway to hell.[5:25:22]   You're going to be left with[5:25:24]   nothing. I hope you understand.[5:25:26]   You know, these guys[5:25:28]   are making $77,000[5:25:30]   a month on Patreon.[5:25:32]   And poor H Foley[5:25:34]   has to split it evenly[5:25:36]   with this guy Kevin.[5:25:38]   What is his name? Kevin.[5:25:40]   Is it Kevin?[5:25:42]   We don't even[5:25:44]   know. Imagine how much, and[5:25:46]   the resentment is building. H Foley[5:25:48]   lucked out.[5:25:50]   He went on everyone's podcast. Kevin Ryan.[5:25:52]   Not very memorable. No, not memorable at all.[5:25:54]   But H Foley really lucked[5:25:56]   out. He went on everyone's podcast. He had[5:25:58]   them all come on his, and now he's in.[5:26:00]   He's in the scene.[5:26:02]   And now he's getting[5:26:04]   8,000 Patreons[5:26:06]   and growing, and he's got to split half[5:26:08]   that money with that bald fuck, who he knows[5:26:10]   if it were the other way around,[5:26:12]   and if it was just this bald fuck, there'd be no money.[5:26:14]   So,[5:26:16]   Foley is probably getting upset.[5:26:18]   He wants that cash. Once that cash starts[5:26:20]   pouring in, there's going to start being little problems.[5:26:22]   I wouldn't be surprised if this guy[5:26:24]   gets booted out.[5:26:26]   I hope. Okay. Let's see what happens here.[5:26:28]   Hell[5:26:30]   yes. We are doing this shit.[5:26:32]   Welcome Yanis Pappas. Your[5:26:34]   first time on the show. First time.[5:26:36]   We're going to have so much fucking fun.[5:26:38]   Yanis Pappas does the Yanis Pappas[5:26:40]   show. Hour. Available[5:26:42]   everywhere. Kevin[5:26:44]   Ryan. He's another guy in the machine now.[5:26:46]   They found the manager.[5:26:48]   He cut the deal with the devil.[5:26:50]   Takes 60%. I don't care. Just make me[5:26:52]   famous. And they do it. They got all[5:26:54]   the tricks in the book, these management[5:26:56]   companies, and they put them in the same[5:26:58]   program. You know, so now[5:27:00]   Yanis is in this mix going,[5:27:02]   I saw Theo Vaughn's getting a million[5:27:04]   views. He's making millions of dollars.[5:27:06]   I got to, I got to shoot my[5:27:08]   shot. And they're all shooting their shot right now.[5:27:10]   You'll notice. It's making me sick.[5:27:12]   They're all going for it now.[5:27:14]   Going for it a little too much. I think it[5:27:16]   might backfire very soon. All right.[5:27:18]   So let's see. Tony's going to introduce[5:27:20]   the old band where he thought[5:27:22]   this would bring the house[5:27:24]   down. I mean, he thought[5:27:26]   this was going to be like the most epic[5:27:28]   episode of Kill Tony ever.[5:27:30]   And H Foley, of course,[5:27:32]   of the Are You Garbage podcast.[5:27:34]   One of[5:27:36]   one of my favorite podcasts[5:27:38]   I've ever done. And you guys[5:27:40]   have been on this show before. Yanis'[5:27:42]   first time. If you go to[5:27:44]   an H Foley show and throw a double hamburger[5:27:46]   at his head and film it, I will give you[5:27:48]   a thousand dollars. No, that counts as assault.[5:27:50]   OK, well then[5:27:52]   throw it next to him.[5:27:54]   How about just throw the image[5:27:56]   of a double hamburger, but it's actually[5:27:58]   made by like a hologram[5:28:00]   kind of. It's too absurd.[5:28:02]   What about a fishing pole with a hamburger[5:28:04]   and you lead him out the door[5:28:06]   and into the road where he gets hit by a truck?[5:28:08]   You do it![5:28:10]   Yeah, what can we legally[5:28:12]   do to H Foley?[5:28:14]   Think of some options here today.[5:28:16]   But we're going to have a fucking blast.[5:28:18]   Yanis, you might not know this, but over... Look at his hair.[5:28:20]   You see what I mean about his hair?[5:28:22]   That's too much do. The worst thing about him[5:28:24]   is his mouth by far.[5:28:26]   Wait till you see it. We'll try to pause for you.[5:28:28]   Like, papa![5:28:30]   The weight is number two to the mouth.[5:28:32]   Yeah, it's definitely the mouth that annoys[5:28:34]   me. 200[5:28:36]   comedians signed up for the opportunity[5:28:38]   to be on this show tonight. 200 comedians[5:28:40]   signed up. And guess what? They're not allowed[5:28:42]   in the club. Because it's limited[5:28:44]   seating. You know, there's only so many seats[5:28:46]   and they want to sell each one of them. It's not[5:28:48]   a bar like the Vulcan that they were in.[5:28:50]   So the comedians cannot hang out.[5:28:52]   So where do the comedians go?[5:28:54]   You might ask. Well,[5:28:56]   in an alley[5:28:58]   behind the club.[5:29:00]   Yes, they are forced to[5:29:02]   stand outside. 200 comedians[5:29:04]   for hours[5:29:06]   in an alley, just standing there.[5:29:08]   All the comedians in this dirty,[5:29:10]   disgusting alley with garbage[5:29:12]   cans.[5:29:14]   And they have to wait till they hear[5:29:16]   their name called and then they run in from the[5:29:18]   alley. That does not[5:29:20]   sound like fun. It also doesn't sound like something[5:29:22]   the city of Austin[5:29:24]   really would want. 200 people[5:29:26]   in an alley, two times a week[5:29:28]   every night.[5:29:30]   Something bad is going to happen in that[5:29:32]   alley eventually. Someone in the chat[5:29:34]   says, H Foley has borrowed and[5:29:36]   never returned my neighbor's[5:29:38]   tools and still interacts and[5:29:40]   talks like a used car salesman[5:29:42]   to the same neighbor, never[5:29:44]   mentioning the tools again.[5:29:46]   I need to know more. I hope this is true.[5:29:48]   This is just a comment from our chat.[5:29:50]   Dave Foley never returned[5:29:52]   my neighbor's tools.[5:29:54]   If this is true, and I believe it,[5:29:56]   if it's not true,[5:29:58]   you're the best comic[5:30:00]   that we have as a listener. You're the[5:30:02]   best comedian. I can imagine[5:30:04]   that. He's like[5:30:06]   one of those guys. He's one of those shitheads[5:30:08]   where, you know, and that's[5:30:10]   why, again, the fanfare he's[5:30:12]   experiencing right now is so backwards[5:30:14]   because yeah, this is a guy who[5:30:16]   won't return your tools.[5:30:18]   You know, he's a real fuck-up[5:30:20]   and[5:30:22]   I just don't like[5:30:24]   him. Giannis, decent[5:30:26]   man. I don't need him.[5:30:28]   And I'd like to scare[5:30:30]   him. Okay, let's see what happens. But 200[5:30:32]   people in the alley. Now, the alley,[5:30:34]   and I'm not saying anything here,[5:30:36]   but the alley looks[5:30:38]   very similar to the road[5:30:40]   in Charlottesville[5:30:42]   that the car plowed down.[5:30:44]   So, imagine 200 people in a[5:30:46]   street.[5:30:48]   I'm just saying it looks very similar[5:30:50]   to a Charlottesville type of scene.[5:30:52]   Does anyone have[5:30:54]   a, what is this, a Dodge Charger you need?[5:30:56]   Mustang? What do you need?[5:30:58]   I'll buy you the Mustang.[5:31:00]   That seriously is dangerous.[5:31:02]   It is dangerous. You can't have 200 people standing[5:31:04]   outside like that. Sorry.[5:31:06]   You can have a line and the line needs to be[5:31:08]   inside within 10 minutes, a half hour.[5:31:10]   Isn't this the busiest street in Austin?[5:31:12]   Well, they're in the alley.[5:31:14]   Turn down the alley by accident.[5:31:16]   They're blocking the alley. Here's the[5:31:18]   big thing. That alley[5:31:20]   needs to be open. It's the same thing.[5:31:22]   You can't park your car in an alley and go[5:31:24]   fuck off. You can't have 200 people[5:31:26]   blocking an alley because yes, what if a car[5:31:28]   needs to come down there or an emergency[5:31:30]   vehicle? Where are they going to[5:31:32]   park? 200[5:31:34]   people aren't going to all step out[5:31:36]   out of the way for a car to go by.[5:31:38]   I mean, it's absurd. They've turned the place into[5:31:40]   like a festival grounds back there.[5:31:42]   This can't be legal. Somebody call the city[5:31:44]   and report this because then they'll have nowhere[5:31:46]   to go. Where are you going to put the 200 sign-ups[5:31:48]   if not the alley?[5:31:50]   They can't stand out front. The city won't allow it.[5:31:52]   I don't think the city[5:31:54]   knows that they're in the alley yet.[5:31:56]   But believe me, that alley must[5:31:58]   be cleared. I cannot have one of my[5:32:00]   Austin alleys. And also the energy of the show[5:32:02]   is[5:32:04]   way lamer now that they all[5:32:06]   have to stand outside in the alley. Yeah, the energy.[5:32:08]   There's no energy. They were all kind[5:32:10]   of in the back drinking, waiting[5:32:12]   to get up and there was like a shot of them all[5:32:14]   waiting there and they could like[5:32:16]   hear what the other comics were saying[5:32:18]   and it was like a whole different thing. It was a whole[5:32:20]   different vibe. Yeah, now they're[5:32:22]   on stage. This place, by the way,[5:32:24]   the comedy mothership looks like[5:32:26]   a school auditorium.[5:32:28]   I mean, it really has[5:32:30]   the same vibe as your school[5:32:32]   stage. Remember that gay ass fucking[5:32:34]   stage in your school?[5:32:36]   Like right below Tony, you'd expect[5:32:38]   there to be a wood[5:32:40]   parquet floor instead of...[5:32:42]   And on the side is a teacher's[5:32:44]   piano. A wooden[5:32:46]   teacher's piano.[5:32:48]   And also[5:32:50]   it's in the gym. It's being shared as the[5:32:52]   basketball court. It's very similar[5:32:54]   to that. Bouncing a ball.[5:32:56]   My junior high gym was the theater[5:32:58]   and the basketball court mixed.[5:33:00]   I don't know if anyone else had that. Junior[5:33:02]   high though. And we used to jump on[5:33:04]   stage during gym class[5:33:06]   and go behind the curtain and I'd steal all the[5:33:08]   microphones from the theater.[5:33:10]   And they were sure SM-58s,[5:33:12]   the stage mics everyone used or whatever[5:33:14]   they're called. Those were like[5:33:16]   $119 bucks at the time.[5:33:18]   You know, I was in a band[5:33:20]   and we needed gear.[5:33:22]   And that's where we got our gear. We stole it from the school.[5:33:24]   They had no security cameras.[5:33:26]   Those didn't exist back then. You had to be[5:33:28]   rich. Schools are[5:33:30]   poor. The guy who accused Foley[5:33:32]   of the tool stealing was like[5:33:34]   sorry guys, that was a typo. I meant[5:33:36]   he's definitely done it, however.[5:33:38]   But I love using, sorry[5:33:40]   guys, that was a typo. Oh man,[5:33:42]   you mind if I burn your tools today?[5:33:44]   I'll give them bits, I promise. You can[5:33:46]   accuse anyone on Instagram[5:33:48]   of anything you want in the comments as long as[5:33:50]   when they respond just go, it was a typo.[5:33:52]   Now this fat fuck is[5:33:54]   so beat tired[5:33:56]   from all his new marketing[5:33:58]   that he wants to do so that[5:34:00]   he could climb to the top. What these guys[5:34:02]   don't understand is they're not all[5:34:04]   as good as they think[5:34:06]   they are and they're spreading themselves so[5:34:08]   paper thin. You know, this guy's doing four podcasts[5:34:10]   a day, then his podcast,[5:34:12]   then stand up every damn night.[5:34:14]   God knows what's happening in between. Twitter[5:34:16]   Instagram, whatever[5:34:18]   the hell else he's doing, zooms[5:34:20]   and he's[5:34:22]   exhausted. He is[5:34:24]   exhausted. He's not able to even[5:34:26]   enjoy his new life and it's never[5:34:28]   going to end because once you start this marketing[5:34:30]   campaign, you're locked in.[5:34:32]   You can't slow it down.[5:34:34]   So he's really,[5:34:36]   you know, he's sitting in his own shit right[5:34:38]   now. Okay, let's introduce that bean.[5:34:40]   They are loaded in the back[5:34:42]   alleyway right now. Load? You hear that?[5:34:44]   They're loaded in the back alleyway.[5:34:46]   He's talking about that crowd, the comics.[5:34:48]   I don't know this, but over 200[5:34:50]   comedians signed up for the opportunity[5:34:52]   to be on this show tonight.[5:34:54]   They are loaded in the back alleyway right[5:34:56]   now. I'm not kidding.[5:34:58]   They bring their own drinks. They play[5:35:00]   dice. They make friends. It's[5:35:02]   fucking incredible. The energy in this[5:35:04]   alleyway is a precious thing[5:35:06]   that'll probably be ruined by[5:35:08]   somebody soon. Oh,[5:35:10]   so it is illegal. Illegal[5:35:12]   I say. I yell[5:35:14]   that to many men. So[5:35:16]   I like busting somebody in like a civil[5:35:18]   like ordinance[5:35:20]   bust. I[5:35:22]   love that. Are you doing something[5:35:24]   wrong with in regards to the city?[5:35:26]   I saw that. You just walk around[5:35:28]   town looking at people's license plates[5:35:30]   and if they're like a month expired[5:35:32]   you report them. What's with these expired[5:35:34]   plates? One less car[5:35:36]   on my street for parking. I saw some guy[5:35:38]   on Twitter posting that he was doing that.[5:35:40]   I caught another one.[5:35:42]   Spired plates by three months.[5:35:44]   I'm like that guy who screams[5:35:46]   to people for not putting their shopping carts away[5:35:48]   except I don't care about the shopping[5:35:50]   carts. I was just gonna say what? You never[5:35:52]   put your carts back. Exactly.[5:35:54]   But I'm like him with other stuff[5:35:56]   throughout the city. I[5:35:58]   actually, this is what I do with my cart when[5:36:00]   I'm done. Shut my trunk and I go[5:36:02]   and I run in the[5:36:04]   car and get the hell out of there. I take it back.[5:36:06]   That's crazy. For those of you listening[5:36:08]   to that version that was me taking the cart and[5:36:10]   pushing it as fast as I can.[5:36:12]   The idea is you want to get the hell out of here[5:36:14]   before you hear it hit something.[5:36:16]   So you want to[5:36:18]   shut that door and get[5:36:20]   that seatbelt on always[5:36:22]   and get the hell out of there.[5:36:24]   But do not[5:36:26]   waste your time putting it back.[5:36:28]   Please. But there's a guy[5:36:30]   who has to come. You care about[5:36:32]   that guy?[5:36:34]   I can't even look at the[5:36:36]   cart, boy. He's so disgusting and[5:36:38]   covered in zits. I just couldn't leave it out there[5:36:40]   for my own sanity. It could roll[5:36:42]   into your car by accident.[5:36:44]   Wouldn't even scratch it. My car's[5:36:46]   just in place. It's a thing with wheels.[5:36:48]   It can't be loose. It has to be in place.[5:36:50]   I wouldn't give a shit. If I had to back[5:36:52]   up, I wouldn't care if my car was[5:36:54]   surrounded by carts and I had to plow through them.[5:36:56]   They're not gonna hurt your[5:36:58]   car. They're plastic now.[5:37:00]   They're not gonna do anything. Not always.[5:37:02]   Well, trust me. If your car gets hurt by a cart, you're[5:37:04]   a beta bitch.[5:37:06]   I could just see a mass shooter[5:37:08]   after a bad set.[5:37:10]   But hopefully they use Gel Blaster.[5:37:12]   Available in stores everywhere.[5:37:14]   Nobody gets hurt.[5:37:16]   He's got a company called[5:37:18]   Gel Blaster and they forced[5:37:20]   him to put their product. It's a children's[5:37:22]   toy that shoots gel balls like paint balls.[5:37:24]   I don't trust it.[5:37:26]   I wanted to get a Gel Blaster and start shooting[5:37:28]   up the place. But I[5:37:30]   don't want whatever residue it is.[5:37:32]   I know it's probably a no residue item.[5:37:34]   That's the beauty of the Gel Blaster.[5:37:36]   I believe anything that shoots a[5:37:38]   ball is bad in the house.[5:37:40]   He's willing to[5:37:42]   even put this on.[5:37:44]   Imagine if I just put a product here.[5:37:46]   They paid me $2,000.[5:37:48]   The shot's ruined by the product.[5:37:50]   And he even made it the Kill[5:37:52]   Tony Gel Blaster.[5:37:54]   Somebody send me a couple of these, though.[5:37:56]   I saw a video with a guy playing his[5:37:58]   drums with a Gel Blaster. It sounded amazing.[5:38:00]   I'm not kidding. There was this[5:38:02]   dude and he was doing the bass and the cymbal[5:38:04]   and then for the fills he would go[5:38:06]   but it was like[5:38:08]   rapid fills because it's shooting a hundred[5:38:10]   balls a second. That's cool.[5:38:12]   And I didn't see too much residue on his[5:38:14]   heads. Which are the tops of drums.[5:38:16]   I own a[5:38:18]   full drum set. For those of you who don't know.[5:38:20]   Which is pretty fucking[5:38:22]   cool. Like I'm[5:38:24]   one of the coolest people[5:38:26]   in this whole fucking scene.[5:38:28]   I mean owning a[5:38:30]   drum set is cooler than[5:38:32]   having a pinball machine. Which I'm getting.[5:38:34]   I don't know where we're going to put it[5:38:36]   but I do want a pinball machine.[5:38:38]   Once I have that[5:38:40]   pinball machine, drum set and coke machine[5:38:42]   professional[5:38:44]   coke machine from the public[5:38:46]   you know like you see at a store[5:38:48]   then I'm set.[5:38:50]   You know. Like Big.[5:38:52]   Remember the movie Big? He had a coke machine.[5:38:54]   Now that. It's amazing.[5:38:56]   Imagine having a cigarette vending machine fully stocked.[5:38:58]   Oooh.[5:39:00]   I love[5:39:02]   old machines. We saw one the other day.[5:39:04]   It was a coke machine. It had a dial[5:39:06]   to choose your soft drink.[5:39:08]   It's a drink selection. Drink selector.[5:39:10]   Yes selector.[5:39:12]   Drink selector. I would really like that.[5:39:14]   Okay. It's the best.[5:39:16]   Let's get to this show. Watch what happens.[5:39:18]   We're going to pick it apart.[5:39:20]   Very[5:39:22]   very exciting. If I pull[5:39:24]   their name out of the bucket they get 60 seconds[5:39:26]   of stand up comedy time uninterrupted.[5:39:28]   You know their time is up and you hear the sound of a kitten.[5:39:30]   That means they have to wrap it up then or else[5:39:32]   they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear.[5:39:34]   Which. No. It was not[5:39:36]   a coke freestyle machine. That's exactly what[5:39:38]   I'm not into.[5:39:40]   Coke freestyle is a new thing. You see it five guys.[5:39:42]   That's disgusting.[5:39:44]   This was a coke selector. It was like a 1960's[5:39:46]   coke machine. It had a big[5:39:48]   dial. It wasn't[5:39:50]   freestyle. You couldn't mix Mountain Dew with[5:39:52]   Coke. Okay here.[5:39:54]   Interrupts their set.[5:39:56]   Yeah that's just if they go too[5:39:58]   long. Anyway after their time[5:40:00]   is up I interview them. We have a bunch of fun.[5:40:02]   We all meet them together. Anything[5:40:04]   can happen. The whole thing is improvised.[5:40:06]   You guys ready to start tonight's show?[5:40:08]   We[5:40:10]   are. Well well well[5:40:12]   before we do[5:40:14]   I have a very very very[5:40:16]   special announcement. How many of you[5:40:18]   have been listening to this show or at least[5:40:20]   gone back in the catalog from[5:40:22]   two or three years ago[5:40:24]   and earlier? How many of you are really[5:40:26]   long time fans of this[5:40:28]   show? I would say about[5:40:30]   half the audience are saying they're long time[5:40:32]   fans of the show during this[5:40:34]   survey here by Tony C.[5:40:36]   Okay. Or at least their clap[5:40:38]   they probably just want to clap.[5:40:40]   Answer him with a clap. They're going to join him.[5:40:42]   How many of you are really[5:40:44]   long time fans of[5:40:46]   this show?[5:40:48]   Well you newbies[5:40:50]   out there you might not know this[5:40:52]   but we used to have an entirely different[5:40:54]   band. They would[5:40:56]   come out in full characters.[5:40:58]   They would commit to these characters[5:41:00]   throughout the show. Sometimes they would change[5:41:02]   characters throughout the show. Legends[5:41:04]   of the show. When we moved to[5:41:06]   Austin they all have families[5:41:08]   and things. They all stayed in Los Angeles[5:41:10]   and but tonight[5:41:12]   is a special special[5:41:14]   night. So joining the new[5:41:16]   band. Ladies and gentlemen[5:41:18]   I present to you[5:41:20]   the former Kill Tony[5:41:22]   band everybody.[5:41:24]   Here they come.[5:41:30]   Jessie Jetski comes out[5:41:32]   first and she's dressed like[5:41:34]   Red Band.[5:41:40]   Hey everybody this is Red Band coming to you[5:41:42]   live at the Comedy Mothership.[5:41:44]   Give it up for your host Tony[5:41:46]   Hinchcliffe.[5:41:50]   Now Joel Berg Joe[5:41:52]   Mendez comes out dressed as Tony Hinchcliffe.[5:41:54]   So you're going okay. I'm starting[5:41:56]   to get it now. Foley's starting to chink out.[5:42:00]   Foley's starting to get excited here.[5:42:04]   So let's see.[5:42:08]   Fuck yeah.[5:42:10]   Fuck yeah.[5:42:12]   No eye contact or I'll give[5:42:14]   you cancer.[5:42:20]   We're moving the show to North Korea.[5:42:24]   They're more compliant there.[5:42:26]   Foley's got his mouth wide open[5:42:28]   as if little fish are getting scooped[5:42:30]   up as he goes through the ocean.[5:42:34]   This isn't even a bad. It's always[5:42:36]   I didn't catch him in a moment. Watch.[5:42:38]   Guys you know how this[5:42:40]   I could watch his fucking[5:42:42]   open mouth all day. Let's see if we could get it here.[5:42:44]   We're moving the show to North[5:42:46]   Korea.[5:42:48]   They're more compliant there.[5:42:50]   Guys you know[5:42:52]   how he scoops up fish.[5:42:54]   Okay so they're imitating[5:42:56]   the band and this seems funny[5:42:58]   enough right. So the audience thought[5:43:00]   this shit works every week. I have one[5:43:02]   of my funniest friends come out. Tonight[5:43:04]   is no different.[5:43:06]   Please put your hands[5:43:08]   together for Joe[5:43:10]   Rogan.[5:43:14]   Jeremiah comes out dressed[5:43:16]   like Rogan. It's a pathetic[5:43:18]   attempt. Nobody does Rogan like I[5:43:20]   did Rogan on Halloween.[5:43:22]   Everybody looks terrible. Here's[5:43:24]   Jeremiah[5:43:26]   looking like Barry the[5:43:28]   guy from Barry.[5:43:30]   And he comes out and he does[5:43:32]   you know this isn't the comedy mother ship. Everybody[5:43:34]   there knows Rogan front to back.[5:43:36]   We should play that new clip[5:43:38]   from Rogan's dad too.[5:43:40]   That's crazy.[5:43:42]   Everybody there knows Rogan front to back so a Rogan[5:43:44]   impression should be a slam[5:43:46]   dunk here. This should be easy.[5:43:48]   Simple.[5:43:50]   Let's see how it goes.[5:44:06]   He takes out a mini[5:44:08]   Traeger grill.[5:44:10]   He now has a grill.[5:44:12]   That is elk[5:44:14]   and[5:44:16]   jalapenos I do believe.[5:44:18]   Those are real jalapenos.[5:44:20]   Let's not make too much of a mess here.[5:44:22]   Now he's taking out[5:44:24]   a pool glove[5:44:26]   and he's going to do some failure.[5:44:28]   He's put on a pool glove[5:44:30]   and he's lining up his shot.[5:44:32]   Wow.[5:44:34]   The wild[5:44:36]   band is loud. That is[5:44:38]   Joe Rogan's diet[5:44:40]   to be nice[5:44:42]   with a grill. Oh,[5:44:44]   he breaks the pool cue.[5:44:46]   He just broke the pool. Thank[5:44:48]   you for those of you listening to the podcast[5:44:50]   and not watching. It[5:44:52]   appears to be the real Joe[5:44:54]   Rogan. Okay,[5:44:56]   if he was the lead singer for R E[5:44:58]   M or[5:45:00]   it appears to be[5:45:02]   R E M stands for ready to[5:45:04]   eat meat.[5:45:06]   Rare elk meat.[5:45:08]   Okay, so the[5:45:10]   crowd goes...[5:45:12]   Now, back in the old day with the[5:45:14]   old band, the crowd would just die. They knew this[5:45:16]   old band. They knew their type of humor. They knew[5:45:18]   their humor is kind of like pathetic.[5:45:20]   But that's what makes it funny, right?[5:45:22]   You had to be there. You had to know[5:45:24]   them. But it doesn't seem to be working[5:45:26]   so well with the new audience.[5:45:28]   Rogan's club has two stages[5:45:30]   but clearly Rogan is stage four[5:45:32]   right now.[5:45:36]   Still trying to chew through[5:45:38]   that first piece of sausage over there.[5:45:40]   Let's go, Jeremiah. You got to do[5:45:42]   the bit. Rogan[5:45:44]   talk. Still a little more. Post[5:45:46]   swallow, second round. Joe[5:45:48]   Rogan, welcome to the[5:45:50]   show. I always listen to Tony[5:45:52]   about swallowing. Oh,[5:45:54]   there you go. Very good. Yes,[5:45:56]   indeed. I'm gay.[5:45:58]   Yes.[5:46:02]   Yep. You sons[5:46:04]   of bitches.[5:46:06]   Okay, don't take advantage.[5:46:08]   Red band looking a little[5:46:10]   bit healthier than usual over there.[5:46:14]   What do you got, a sound effect?[5:46:16]   Just like the actual[5:46:18]   red band. Very accurate.[5:46:20]   Very accurate.[5:46:22]   They're laughing now.[5:46:24]   The novelty is new, but it wears[5:46:26]   off very quickly. Let's go to some of[5:46:28]   our favorite time codes of[5:46:30]   the band bombing.[5:46:32]   So let's see[5:46:34]   here. What do I got? Kill Tony[5:46:36]   with the old band. Let's go to 8.30.[5:46:38]   No, let's go to 19.25, right?[5:46:40]   Or you can go to 25.20. 25.20.[5:46:42]   Okay, we're going to watch Jeremiah[5:46:44]   do a pretty bad Rogan[5:46:46]   impression. What was that code again?[5:46:48]   25.20. 25.20.[5:46:50]   Okay, this is where it begins.[5:46:52]   This is where the crowd really starts going,[5:46:54]   they're not very funny.[5:46:56]   Cook, what else?[5:46:58]   Like editing videos sometimes?[5:47:00]   What[5:47:02]   is your favorite apex predator?[5:47:04]   Good[5:47:06]   question. Joe Rogan with a great[5:47:08]   question. Do you like the bear?[5:47:14]   All right, Joe, relax.[5:47:18]   I'm going to say the police.[5:47:20]   Okay,[5:47:22]   was that what we wanted to show there?[5:47:24]   Okay, so that's not Rogan.[5:47:26]   Rogan doesn't do that and[5:47:28]   the crowd was like,[5:47:30]   a little freaky. All right, what's our next one?[5:47:32]   Let's do a little detour at 38.50.[5:47:34]   Okay, 38.50.[5:47:36]   What do we got here? This is[5:47:38]   David Lucas' set.[5:47:40]   Ooh.[5:47:42]   We have some more controversy, don't we?[5:47:44]   Yes. And Jules[5:47:46]   caught this. We got hundreds of thousands[5:47:48]   of people tuned into this experience here.[5:47:50]   Here's David Lucas, everybody,[5:47:52]   right? He's killing it, right?[5:47:54]   Well, David Lucas has been accused[5:47:56]   many times[5:47:58]   of taking jokes[5:48:00]   from Twitter and using[5:48:02]   them in his Kill Tony sets.[5:48:04]   It's been a big thing for many[5:48:06]   years now. It started[5:48:08]   out with, wow, he's just telling street[5:48:10]   jokes that everybody in the black roast[5:48:12]   community, the bebop[5:48:14]   hip-hop roasts, he's using[5:48:16]   all their jokes. Okay, so all these whites[5:48:18]   are laughing, thinking it's his stuff,[5:48:20]   but it's really, you know, black Twitter[5:48:22]   type of deal. The black[5:48:24]   comedy world, which none of the whites are[5:48:26]   involved in anymore. So he's[5:48:28]   just lifting everything from those black bombs[5:48:30]   coming over here. And I finally caught one[5:48:32]   with my own eye. Jules caught one[5:48:34]   with her own eyes. Nobody else has reported[5:48:36]   on this, I don't think. So we're gonna hear[5:48:38]   him do a joke and then we're[5:48:40]   gonna see, did he steal it? Let's find out.[5:48:42]   Right here, 38.48?[5:48:44]   Yeah, I think so.[5:48:46]   Some niggas ain't about to trick me into being gay, that's all I know.[5:48:52]   I got an eight-year-old and a three-year-old daughter.[5:48:54]   My eight-year-old, she's retarded[5:48:56]   as fuck, man.[5:48:58]   The other day, she gonna ask me,[5:49:00]   daddy, were you sad when you were a[5:49:02]   slave? I'm like, bitch.[5:49:08]   I was born in 1990.[5:49:10]   Ask your grandma that bullshit. What the fuck[5:49:12]   is wrong?[5:49:14]   Very funny joke, right?[5:49:16]   Little black kid comes up to his dad, dad,[5:49:18]   what was it like being a slave? Very funny,[5:49:20]   I love hearing the word slave.[5:49:22]   However, is it[5:49:24]   too funny, maybe? Let's find out.[5:49:26]   So we're gonna go to,[5:49:28]   is that in here or is it a separate note?[5:49:30]   It's the link right underneath. Oh, the link, the Twitter link.[5:49:32]   Okay, let's see this.[5:49:34]   So this is from March 26,[5:49:36]   2023.[5:49:38]   Not that long ago. Not that long ago.[5:49:40]   It's a guy named[5:49:42]   I, what is this?[5:49:44]   Oh, it's a girl. Oh yeah, look at that.[5:49:46]   It's a girl and it's I-T-U-M-E-L-E-N-G.[5:49:50]   It's too[5:49:52]   naughty, okay?[5:49:54]   Not David Lucas.[5:49:56]   So her joke here on Twitter is,[5:49:58]   my niece just asked me, did you cry[5:50:00]   when you were a slave?[5:50:02]   Sis, I was born in 97.[5:50:04]   This is like the whole thing.[5:50:06]   That's literally almost word for word.[5:50:08]   And they both just came up with this.[5:50:10]   Yes, so they both just[5:50:12]   came up with this joke. I don't know.[5:50:14]   I'll read it to you once again. My niece[5:50:16]   just asked me, did you cry when you were[5:50:18]   a slave? Sis, I was[5:50:20]   born in 97. Alright, now let's[5:50:22]   go back to David Lucas's so you can hear[5:50:24]   it one more time. Let's compare.[5:50:26]   This is a bust, by the way.[5:50:28]   This is a bust.[5:50:30]   Them niggas[5:50:32]   ain't about to trick me into being gay. That's all I know.[5:50:38]   I got an eight-year-old and a three-year-old daughter.[5:50:40]   My eight-year-old, she's retarded as[5:50:42]   fuck, man.[5:50:44]   The other day, she going to ask me,[5:50:46]   Daddy, were you sad when you were a slave?[5:50:48]   I'm like, bitch.[5:50:54]   I was born in 1990.[5:50:56]   Ask your grandma that bullshit. Alright, a couple[5:50:58]   little add-ons, but that's word for word.[5:51:00]   That's a steal.[5:51:02]   Sorry. It was like at the top of my For[5:51:04]   You page or something one day when I went on Twitter.[5:51:06]   The universe wanted me to bust him.[5:51:08]   And you found Jules from[5:51:10]   Redbar. What are the odds[5:51:12]   for that? I'll say this.[5:51:18]   Those people, right?[5:51:20]   They steal.[5:51:24]   I don't know why you got to steal. You're very funny,[5:51:26]   but that's a hard job to do.[5:51:28]   He comes up with 60[5:51:30]   seconds of new comedy now twice[5:51:32]   a week. He's got to do it.[5:51:34]   He's got to impress everybody and keep it[5:51:36]   better than the next week.[5:51:38]   What do you think? He's sitting there writing every day like Dave Landau?[5:51:40]   No.[5:51:42]   That is a bust. You could share that[5:51:44]   with everybody. Cut it up.[5:51:46]   Make it nice.[5:51:48]   Keep the quality the same.[5:51:50]   Share that with everybody.[5:51:52]   But people have said that he does this millions[5:51:54]   of times. Why can't he be held[5:51:56]   accountable for this? What's it going to[5:51:58]   take? And this is it.[5:52:00]   Joe Rogan's club[5:52:02]   Joe Rogan made himself[5:52:04]   famous for the second time by going[5:52:06]   after Carlos Mancilla for stealing[5:52:08]   jokes, including Ari Shafirs.[5:52:10]   And Joe Rogan basically started[5:52:12]   this whole podcast career[5:52:14]   from that incident.[5:52:16]   So if anybody shouldn't be putting[5:52:18]   up with it, it's Joe Rogan himself.[5:52:20]   Meanwhile, David Lucas is in here[5:52:22]   stealing people's jokes all the time. Now,[5:52:24]   feel free to clip that and send it to[5:52:26]   the video you still want.[5:52:28]   Feel free to clip this segment.[5:52:30]   Send it to this Twitter. Here's her name[5:52:32]   again. I-T-U-M-E-L-E-N-G.[5:52:36]   Send this to her. We caught this guy.[5:52:38]   They have Lucas stealing your joke.[5:52:40]   Let's let her do the heavy lifting.[5:52:42]   Okay? She'll be[5:52:44]   She'll be furious![5:52:46]   So, okay.[5:52:48]   And hopefully I didn't say anything bad about their heritage.[5:52:50]   If I did, it was just simply[5:52:52]   out of absurdity's sake[5:52:54]   we're just trying to mimic these[5:52:56]   right-wing a-holes that we're[5:52:58]   after. There you go.[5:53:00]   I'm on their team, of[5:53:02]   course. Okay, so here's[5:53:04]   David Lucas stealing. Very good. I like that one.[5:53:06]   You could go to 40-20.[5:53:08]   This is more of just the audience[5:53:10]   getting tired of the band.[5:53:12]   40-20. This is when he[5:53:14]   does his little roast sesh with David[5:53:16]   Lucas, who they love. So now David[5:53:18]   Lucas is the best. David Lucas is[5:53:20]   the best guy now. For now.[5:53:22]   Okay, so let's see. This is where the band's[5:53:24]   really going to start falling apart here.[5:53:26]   The[5:53:28]   fuck y'all got all these niggas on stage[5:53:30]   for, bruh?[5:53:32]   I ain't never[5:53:34]   seen white people congregate like this, nigga.[5:53:36]   Unless they had hoods on with a burning[5:53:38]   cross. Yeah.[5:53:40]   I guess we need a bigger stage.[5:53:42]   I said bigger. I said bigger.[5:53:44]   Yeah. Ooh.[5:53:46]   The jokes are... I love when the jokes[5:53:48]   are rolling. You could clearly hear an audience[5:53:50]   rolling, laughing. Then someone chatted[5:53:52]   it's very similar to Crowder's Dead. And then it[5:53:54]   stops.[5:53:56]   So here's Jeremiah, and I[5:53:58]   get his joke. He's saying,[5:54:00]   I said bigger. I said bigger. Like,[5:54:02]   not nigger.[5:54:04]   Which, ah, I'm sorry.[5:54:06]   Those girls still might be watching. Stop.[5:54:08]   Do now. Do now.[5:54:10]   The black girl that we sent to you. Do now.[5:54:14]   I'm quoting Joe Rogan. You know Joe[5:54:16]   Rogan had an Edward scandal, so Jeremiah[5:54:18]   thought that would be a funny joke. But the crowd did not[5:54:20]   get it at all.[5:54:22]   I guess we need a bigger stage.[5:54:24]   I said bigger. I said bigger. Yeah.[5:54:26]   Jeremiah, nigger.[5:54:28]   This motherfucker look like[5:54:30]   a creation from the army. Like the ultimate[5:54:32]   the ultimate soldier.[5:54:34]   He's spashing out.[5:54:38]   You can only kill him[5:54:40]   in his right leg, nigger.[5:54:44]   You have another version[5:54:46]   of me up here. I don't know if you know that.[5:54:48]   That's another Tony Hinton. That nigger look like a Puerto Rican[5:54:50]   Pee Wee Herbin. Boy, your ass out of here.[5:54:52]   Your ass is out of here[5:54:54]   with that bullshit. So the band thought[5:54:56]   they would be the main funny[5:54:58]   attraction tonight. You know,[5:55:00]   Olberg's looking around like,[5:55:02]   what am I supposed to do here? We're not[5:55:04]   trained for this. You know,[5:55:06]   they're getting a little scared. And they're dying at David Lucas[5:55:08]   and then every time a member of the band speaks[5:55:10]   up, they like go silent. Yeah, let's hear that.[5:55:12]   Which I actually think the band's jokes[5:55:14]   are better. Yes,[5:55:16]   but yeah, it's[5:55:18]   just not working, though. They're not doing it right.[5:55:20]   Pee Wee Herbin. Boy, your ass out of here.[5:55:22]   Your ass is[5:55:24]   out of here with that bullshit, nigger.[5:55:26]   Your motherfucker got a, you got an[5:55:28]   Oompa Loompa wig on, nigger.[5:55:30]   I don't like the look of this.[5:55:34]   Turn your mic.[5:55:36]   Joel's mic's not even on. So Joel was supposed to[5:55:38]   do the comeback. Now, no mic.[5:55:40]   Turn the mic up. Boy, let this[5:55:44]   Yeah.[5:55:46]   Oh, and he ends it with a never mind.[5:55:48]   We got to keep that[5:55:50]   mic on whenever we have to.[5:55:52]   I would ask you to turn around and face me, but it'll take[5:55:54]   five minutes.[5:55:56]   Oh, shit.[5:55:58]   I ain't even going to respond to Jeremiah. That's why my back to that[5:56:00]   nigga, brother.[5:56:02]   I ain't going to even respond.[5:56:04]   And Jeremiah knows a lot of this is kind of true.[5:56:06]   You know, they're not doing so well.[5:56:08]   They're starting to feel the heat. There shouldn't be a guy[5:56:10]   behind a guy and then another guy behind that guy.[5:56:12]   That's too many guys behind the guy[5:56:14]   behind the guy.[5:56:16]   Look at that. It's the evolution[5:56:18]   of the[5:56:22]   whatever you want. Forget it.[5:56:24]   Yeah, a guy behind[5:56:26]   a guy behind a guy. And Jeremiah[5:56:28]   started, look at that.[5:56:30]   That's pain. This is[5:56:32]   psycho pain. This is a creep.[5:56:34]   He should have to shave[5:56:36]   his head like that if he wants to be such a creep.[5:56:38]   Go around like that.[5:56:40]   This[5:56:42]   is disrespectful as a motherfucker.[5:56:44]   I got my back to Jeremiah like that. Hey, David,[5:56:46]   if you were a slave, you'd[5:56:48]   pick cotton candy.[5:56:52]   We got one.[5:56:54]   That's a good one.[5:56:56]   Oh, my God.[5:56:58]   This nigga look like a grown up Elian Gonzalez.[5:57:00]   Boy, shut your dumb ass up.[5:57:02]   Yeah, when I was in that inner tube, I thought I saw[5:57:04]   an okra whale.[5:57:06]   Just[5:57:08]   stop.[5:57:10]   That fucking triple booster to live in L.A. got[5:57:12]   your ass whacked as fuck, nigga.[5:57:14]   I heard that. I heard David[5:57:16]   Lucas didn't talk to Michael Lehrer in the[5:57:18]   last days of his life because he never met a vegetable[5:57:20]   that he liked.[5:57:22]   Oh, no, no, no. We do[5:57:24]   not bring up the lay great[5:57:26]   suicidic Michael[5:57:28]   Lehrer.[5:57:30]   Because Michael Lehrer is a[5:57:32]   recently deceased, by choice,[5:57:34]   pro-choice[5:57:36]   comic that killed[5:57:38]   himself. And people just...[5:57:42]   Michael Lehrer talk kind of[5:57:44]   shuts down a room right now at the[5:57:46]   Kill Tony Club.[5:57:48]   Anyone know where Michael Lehrer's[5:57:50]   grave is and where I could find it?[5:57:52]   Let's take some people on a ride[5:57:54]   to his grave.[5:57:56]   Please,[5:57:58]   I would really like to visit Michael Lehrer's grave.[5:58:00]   If anyone has details[5:58:02]   on the location of his[5:58:04]   site, please let me know. I'd love to[5:58:06]   leave some of my belongings there[5:58:08]   to show my appreciation of his life[5:58:10]   and times. Thank you.[5:58:12]   All right, so the band is starting to bomb. Let's see this.[5:58:14]   Michael Lehrer in the last days of his life because he[5:58:16]   never met a vegetable that he liked.[5:58:18]   See what I'm saying?[5:58:20]   Nigga, go get another booster and try[5:58:22]   again, nigga. This one. Go get another...[5:58:24]   Oh, so they're saying you boosted[5:58:26]   comics. You faggots from L.A. got the[5:58:28]   vaccine. You're boosted.[5:58:30]   That's like the new diss now.[5:58:32]   Oh, man, this nigga boosted.[5:58:34]   Yeah, he's sweet.[5:58:36]   He's sweet.[5:58:38]   You're going to find out who else is a little sweet[5:58:40]   in the gas tank. We've got some[5:58:42]   sugar in the tank. You'll find out coming up next.[5:58:44]   So, yeah, Jeremiah[5:58:46]   does not like everybody[5:58:48]   laughing at him. I mean, not Jeremiah.[5:58:50]   This... Joel Berg, Joel Hernandez.[5:58:52]   Okay, so the band's starting to get a little less confident[5:58:54]   here. Okay, you probably skip ahead.[5:58:56]   Yeah, what do we got next?[5:58:58]   So, they changed costumes a bunch[5:59:00]   of times. Jeremiah comes in with[5:59:02]   feminist Stacey.[5:59:04]   One of his most wretched characters.[5:59:06]   Feminist Stacey.[5:59:08]   You could just go to 59 for Jeremiah doing a nice[5:59:10]   yell. I love it when a guy does a yell.[5:59:12]   5900? Yeah.[5:59:14]   All right. Jeremiah's going to do one of those[5:59:16]   over...[5:59:18]   overacted yells[5:59:20]   that makes people go, ooh,[5:59:22]   man, sit down, man. Okay, watch this.[5:59:24]   So, now he's dressed as feminist Stacey and[5:59:26]   the idea is she's a raging[5:59:28]   feminist, but Jeremiah[5:59:30]   performs it so poorly,[5:59:32]   especially tonight, and[5:59:34]   the crowd is just not into it. Here.[5:59:36]   Give us a little something special.[5:59:38]   You must have seen something crazy lately,[5:59:40]   right? Feminist Stacey. Dude, so there's this[5:59:42]   band I like called Little Big. There's a little[5:59:44]   person in the band[5:59:46]   and I've definitely, because[5:59:48]   of her, looked at midget porn recently.[5:59:50]   Ooh. It's called Little[5:59:52]   Person Porn. Get with the times,[5:59:54]   you bitch. All right. All right,[5:59:56]   Stacey. Relax. You're really amped[5:59:58]   up over there.[6:00:00]   Uh, Brian, because Rogan didn't[6:00:02]   go over as well as I planned.[6:00:04]   I'm sorry.[6:00:06]   I thought it was going to do[6:00:08]   better at the comedy mothership,[6:00:10]   but this crowd likes Rogan too[6:00:12]   much. I'm sorry.[6:00:14]   Oh,[6:00:16]   we're breaking the fourth wall now.[6:00:18]   Women have periods.[6:00:20]   All right, Stacey. All right. Thinking[6:00:22]   about how it wasn't going over well.[6:00:24]   Oh,[6:00:26]   dude, this kid is fucking[6:00:28]   ugly and weird.[6:00:30]   Okay, now you can go to one 42[6:00:32]   00 for the best part. Okay. One 42[6:00:34]   00. This is the best part. I remember[6:00:36]   this very well. Let's get[6:00:38]   there. It's a long hike[6:00:40]   to 42. One 42[6:00:42]   00. We're almost there, guys.[6:00:44]   Here we are. This is the part[6:00:46]   where it all comes crashing[6:00:48]   down. Name some more things excitedly[6:00:50]   that you're looking forward to. Tony is dressed[6:00:52]   as a milkman now. He's over. I mean,[6:00:54]   Jesus, Jeremiah,[6:00:56]   milkman. They have the same build.[6:00:58]   Yes.[6:01:00]   Joelberg[6:01:02]   is who now? Like a 50s[6:01:04]   husband. A 50s husband?[6:01:06]   Okay, so these are weird[6:01:08]   characters. These are 50s characters.[6:01:10]   And then Jesse is like[6:01:12]   the wife. Okay, so Jesse is playing[6:01:14]   like a 50s wife.[6:01:16]   He's the 50s husband.[6:01:18]   And Jeremiah is the milkman.[6:01:20]   And this has nothing[6:01:22]   to do with nothing. These are just random[6:01:24]   characters that they came up[6:01:26]   with thinking this would be a hoot.[6:01:28]   Kids characters.[6:01:30]   So these[6:01:32]   characters, they don't have anything to do with comedy.[6:01:34]   They don't have anything to do with[6:01:36]   you know, any inside joke[6:01:38]   or nothing. It's just some[6:01:40]   gay ass theater bull[6:01:42]   that these three fruit[6:01:44]   cakes came up with.[6:01:46]   And it does not go over well.[6:01:48]   The seeing in heaven[6:01:50]   peeps[6:01:52]   those chocolate[6:01:54]   eggs with the with the[6:01:56]   really yummy yolks inside[6:01:58]   the berries,[6:02:00]   cranberries, cranberries,[6:02:02]   cranberries. You're saying that wrong[6:02:04]   germ blackberries[6:02:06]   cranberry cadberries. You mean[6:02:08]   what else do you think is going[6:02:10]   to be in heaven waiting for you? William[6:02:12]   Easter basket. I cannot wait[6:02:14]   till Easter. It's going to start[6:02:16]   and that's actually what I'm going to finish watching[6:02:18]   flipper is probably over the Easter break.[6:02:20]   Jeremiah's huh? I get tear it off.[6:02:22]   Okay. Milkman.[6:02:24]   My heaven, maybe a milk delivery when[6:02:26]   the husband's not home.[6:02:28]   Oh,[6:02:30]   lights are laughs[6:02:32]   lighter than skim[6:02:34]   milk.[6:02:36]   Even say me[6:02:38]   know Jeremiah. I don't know,[6:02:40]   but it got light[6:02:42]   laughs.[6:02:44]   Let's hear that again.[6:02:46]   Over the Easter break.[6:02:48]   Uh huh. I get two weeks off. Okay.[6:02:50]   Milkman. Uh, my[6:02:52]   heaven, maybe a milk delivery when the husband's[6:02:54]   not home.[6:02:56]   All right.[6:02:58]   Whoa.[6:03:00]   Now here is this jet ski Johnson.[6:03:02]   She's going to come in and save him, right?[6:03:04]   She's going to jump in. She's[6:03:06]   part of the band. We got to save this.[6:03:08]   So let's see how this plays[6:03:10]   out. Maybe a milk delivery[6:03:12]   when the husband's not home.[6:03:14]   All right.[6:03:16]   My husband[6:03:18]   isn't there.[6:03:20]   Unprofessional.[6:03:22]   That's kid comedy.[6:03:24]   So because remember[6:03:26]   this is some sort of weird improv[6:03:28]   troop now where he's the milkman.[6:03:30]   She's the fifties wife. He's the fifties husband.[6:03:32]   And they're alluding[6:03:34]   to an affair[6:03:36]   going on between the milkman[6:03:38]   and the wife. Why?[6:03:40]   As if this is going to make[6:03:42]   us die laughing.[6:03:44]   We're adults.[6:03:46]   I'm fifty-eight[6:03:48]   years old for God's sake. I mean this is[6:03:50]   kid humor.[6:03:52]   So let's see. This gets really bad.[6:03:54]   All right. He's saying he fucks me[6:03:56]   when my husband isn't there.[6:03:58]   We're having an affair.[6:04:00]   Bill Billingsley?[6:04:02]   Fuck you.[6:04:04]   Oh.[6:04:06]   Kid comedy.[6:04:08]   Unprofessional.[6:04:10]   So the band[6:04:12]   you know Jeremiah is like shamed[6:04:14]   out of his mind back here.[6:04:16]   He really thought this was going to be like his big[6:04:18]   another break[6:04:20]   for him. I mean this was big for them.[6:04:22]   And they can't afford to fly out to[6:04:24]   No Austin. You know for this.[6:04:26]   So it's really[6:04:28]   going bad. This gets[6:04:30]   even worse.[6:04:32]   I wish you would.[6:04:34]   You have[6:04:36]   always been a fucking slut.[6:04:38]   William saving it.[6:04:40]   I cannot believe[6:04:42]   you just said that shit.[6:04:44]   Holy[6:04:46]   shit. It's going to go into rapid[6:04:48]   bombing. I haven't been fucked in months, William.[6:04:50]   Why?[6:04:52]   Because my husband sucks. He's fucking[6:04:54]   his secretary and he's an alcoholic.[6:04:56]   She needs a little strawberry in her milk.[6:04:58]   Yeah.[6:05:00]   You might be[6:05:02]   that strawberry.[6:05:04]   Kim's going, we're for real[6:05:06]   this shit.[6:05:08]   Let's back it up.[6:05:10]   Let's hear this. It's going to go even more.[6:05:12]   I believe there's a few more rounds.[6:05:14]   They're going to try with all their might[6:05:16]   to pull this thing back together. It never does.[6:05:18]   It sucks. He's fucking his secretary[6:05:20]   and he's an alcoholic. She needs[6:05:22]   a little strawberry in her milk.[6:05:24]   Yeah.[6:05:26]   You might be that strawberry.[6:05:28]   She wants you to flip her over.[6:05:30]   She wants you to Netflix[6:05:32]   and chill.[6:05:34]   Cool.[6:05:36]   Do you have any parting words[6:05:38]   before we let you go?[6:05:40]   Giannis, you've seen William before, right?[6:05:42]   Yeah. Wow. That was a[6:05:44]   nice disaster by the band really falling[6:05:46]   apart there. And that was only[6:05:48]   two minutes from the end. We call that the[6:05:50]   extendo bomb.[6:05:52]   So we were watching this[6:05:54]   and we were hoping and wishing,[6:05:56]   but we didn't think it would come true.[6:05:58]   But it did.[6:06:00]   The fans hated[6:06:02]   the old band. Let's look at some of the best[6:06:06]   comments here. And I think we're just[6:06:08]   going to pull up the Instagram here. Yeah.[6:06:10]   And scroll through and there should be some[6:06:12]   nasty comments in here.[6:06:14]   So here they are.[6:06:16]   Let's see. The show is better without[6:06:18]   the old band constantly[6:06:20]   interrupting for attention.[6:06:22]   One of the top comments.[6:06:24]   121 likes.[6:06:26]   We love this show, but the[6:06:28]   last couple shows have been rough.[6:06:30]   Am I the only one that feels like this?[6:06:32]   The old band stole the show[6:06:34]   and not in a good way.[6:06:36]   LOL.[6:06:38]   Yikes.[6:06:40]   Let's see. Old band[6:06:42]   ruined the flow of the show[6:06:44]   like usual.[6:06:46]   That episode was bad.[6:06:48]   The old band ruined it, especially[6:06:50]   Jeremiah Watkins.[6:06:52]   That dude isn't funny at all.[6:06:54]   Send this to Jeremiah. I need him[6:06:56]   reading every negative comment.[6:06:58]   Let's get together. Pick out every negative[6:07:00]   comment from here to YouTube and everything.[6:07:02]   Send a nice care package of[6:07:04]   cut out physical comments[6:07:06]   to Jeremiah's mailbox. Old band[6:07:08]   ruined tonight's show. Nothing they said or did[6:07:10]   was funny whatsoever.[6:07:12]   Please never invite the old band back again.[6:07:14]   Jeremiah sucks.[6:07:16]   Never again. Trash emoji.[6:07:18]   That episode was bad.[6:07:20]   The old band ruined it. Oh yeah. That's the one you read.[6:07:22]   The old band literally made the show[6:07:24]   unwatchable. The highlight of this episode was[6:07:26]   David Lucas calling it out for what it was.[6:07:28]   Their hero.[6:07:30]   Wow. Look at this. Jeremiah sucks.[6:07:32]   Yeah, that's the one you read.[6:07:34]   I only like the nostalgia of the old band.[6:07:36]   I never realized how much more I enjoy[6:07:38]   the new band. The old guys are just[6:07:40]   way too much. Stepping on jokes,[6:07:42]   being loud, dragging things out too long,[6:07:44]   constant interruptions.[6:07:46]   It's a shame the old band ruined[6:07:48]   this. The guests were great, but the[6:07:50]   old band bombing at the start,[6:07:52]   ruined start,[6:07:54]   soured the crowd. Wow, look at that.[6:07:56]   Can't stand the old band. The show is so[6:07:58]   much better without them. Constantly[6:08:00]   interrupting. This is a lot of comments.[6:08:02]   It's a lot. Let's see.[6:08:04]   Not sure how[6:08:06]   many more of these I could watch.[6:08:08]   Last night was a shit show.[6:08:10]   I mean, if I had comments like this,[6:08:12]   you'd never see me again. I'd be out.[6:08:14]   I'd be bowing[6:08:16]   out of private life. Tony[6:08:18]   showed Jeremiah these comments and was like,[6:08:20]   wow. Look,[6:08:22]   I gave you a chance. I gave you[6:08:24]   a chance and you blew it.[6:08:26]   So I really want to make[6:08:28]   sure that Jeremiah, especially[6:08:30]   Tony didn't take control and[6:08:32]   save that.[6:08:34]   Let's see. Please don't ever bring the[6:08:36]   old band back. Really not it[6:08:38]   at all. Too many[6:08:40]   people on stage. I miss the[6:08:42]   old dynamic. But I think[6:08:44]   most of the reason why it's way[6:08:46]   shittier is because it's at the comedy[6:08:48]   mothership and not the vault. Yeah. Well, that's a big[6:08:50]   there's a lot of factors and they're blaming[6:08:52]   it on the new band or the old band.[6:08:54]   Let's see. I don't[6:08:56]   understand Tony's approach to the[6:08:58]   show. It's about people getting a chance to[6:09:00]   do stand up, not three subpar[6:09:02]   improv dorks trying to[6:09:04]   step on everything said. Tony[6:09:06]   isn't very smart. I mean, this is[6:09:08]   brutal. Brutal.[6:09:10]   And that's what you get when you[6:09:12]   cheat[6:09:14]   to win. Let's see.[6:09:16]   Why is Jeremy?[6:09:18]   Okay. Let's see.[6:09:20]   Old band was annoying as fuck.[6:09:22]   This show is so much[6:09:24]   better with the new band. Again,[6:09:26]   this band, this is a very sensitive topic[6:09:28]   for the old band and the whole Kill Tony experience.[6:09:30]   So please send this to that[6:09:32]   old band. Only Jeremiah, actually.[6:09:34]   The other two don't give a fuck.[6:09:36]   Why the heck isn't Brendan[6:09:38]   Schaub on the stage? Oh, my God.[6:09:40]   Fuck the old band. I[6:09:42]   miss the old. Okay, well, you haven't seen[6:09:44]   it yet. He's saying, I can't wait to hear it.[6:09:46]   Well, you'll see. Old[6:09:48]   band, too red. No. Old band was[6:09:50]   trash. Please, never again.[6:09:52]   All[6:09:54]   the positive comments are just people thinking[6:09:56]   it's going to be good, but little do[6:09:58]   they know that it's the worst.[6:10:00]   So very, very funny.[6:10:02]   I love when something[6:10:04]   happens like this. I hate,[6:10:06]   look at this one. I fucking hate those[6:10:08]   unfunny jerk offs in the[6:10:10]   old band. Best friend about[6:10:12]   Kill Tony moving to Austin is[6:10:14]   leaving those hacks behind. I love[6:10:16]   this. And I love how everyone's like,[6:10:18]   here's my take[6:10:20]   on the old band.[6:10:22]   They stink. Kill them.[6:10:24]   It's like, wow, you're[6:10:26]   really being clear. You know,[6:10:28]   you're really being[6:10:30]   straight to the point.[6:10:32]   Old band was a gag. Deal with it or[6:10:34]   fuck off. Okay, that's one for the old band.[6:10:36]   And let's not let[6:10:38]   Jeremiah think that that[6:10:40]   you know, repairs everything that we've[6:10:42]   read here. Okay. They'll be like,[6:10:44]   see, people liked it. No, they didn't. That was a[6:10:46]   retard.[6:10:48]   Yeah.[6:10:50]   Let's see if I could find one[6:10:52]   more very funny one.[6:10:54]   I really just love negative comments.[6:10:56]   Okay, that's fine.[6:10:58]   I think these are the[6:11:00]   oldest comments[6:11:02]   now, so we're not hearing.[6:11:04]   Oh, give me one[6:11:06]   more. Give me one more. Why does Tony[6:11:08]   Hinchcliffe look like he's about to[6:11:10]   pop and have a heart attack? I've noticed[6:11:12]   that recently. Dude is so red and[6:11:14]   strained looking. I'm sure there's lots of[6:11:16]   drugs and partying going on, but[6:11:18]   fucking a man. Blood pleasure looks[6:11:20]   extreme. Okay. Yeah. And I have[6:11:22]   noticed, you know, Tony's on something. I think he's[6:11:24]   doing the steroids in the booty, like they said.[6:11:26]   Someone, there was another rumor[6:11:28]   about Tony that back in the green[6:11:30]   room, they caught him doing[6:11:32]   a double dose of steroids in his[6:11:34]   ass, injecting it, right?[6:11:36]   Didn't we have a scoop like that?[6:11:38]   So I think he's taking it too far. He's trying to[6:11:40]   get too big and he's not[6:11:42]   doing it the right way and[6:11:44]   it's going to backfire. It's not going to work.[6:11:46]   You know, I am steroid free.[6:11:48]   100% steroid free.[6:11:50]   I am getting that checked out though and looking into that.[6:11:52]   See if I can get on[6:11:54]   the most extreme dose of steroids that[6:11:56]   could possibly be given to me. See what[6:11:58]   happens. There is an experiment. Okay.[6:12:00]   Well, that is it for the old band.[6:12:02]   Give them a round of applause.[6:12:04]   You know, the Kill Tony merch bomb[6:12:06]   too. So they're getting hit hard[6:12:08]   on everything. Here's some[6:12:10]   comments about the new Kill Tony merch. I'll show[6:12:12]   you it first at[6:12:14]   KillMerch.com[6:12:16]   This was supposed to be big.[6:12:18]   KillMerch.com[6:12:20]   Wait till you see this.[6:12:22]   So they were like teasing this for months and months[6:12:24]   and months. Everyone thought it was going to be epic.[6:12:26]   Here's the gang. Oh, why is Andrew[6:12:28]   Santino in the header?[6:12:30]   This is KillMerch.com and it's[6:12:32]   Andrew Santino.[6:12:34]   You didn't need to put that in there.[6:12:36]   What the fuck? So here is the merch.[6:12:38]   You've got this[6:12:40]   disappointing t-shirt.[6:12:42]   Did you notice it's two guns[6:12:44]   where the ends are mics? Yeah, oh[6:12:46]   yeah, of course they said that for a while. Two guns.[6:12:48]   I don't think I've ever seen that before. Guns,[6:12:50]   microphones, clipart. That's fucked man.[6:12:52]   And then you've got a knife as the eye.[6:12:54]   It's like too much. Either one or the other[6:12:56]   or none would be good.[6:12:58]   And the Kill Tony logo[6:13:00]   has always been really, really ugly.[6:13:02]   And this is an awful shirt. It's a full front[6:13:04]   print. Kill Tony.[6:13:06]   It's got a tagline under it. I mean it really[6:13:08]   looks like a shirt you'd get for free[6:13:10]   at some sort of[6:13:12]   industry[6:13:14]   you know like when you go to an expo[6:13:16]   grab a shirt and you throw it in your[6:13:18]   duffel or the tote[6:13:20]   and you never wear it.[6:13:22]   So they didn't like that one. Let's see what[6:13:24]   else they got here. It gets[6:13:26]   worse. This one was weird.[6:13:28]   The Kill Tony, it's called[6:13:30]   the Kill Tony[6:13:32]   sponsor t-shirt[6:13:34]   and it's this Kill Tony NASCAR logo[6:13:36]   and then it just has all the brands[6:13:38]   that sponsor that[6:13:40]   on it. I don't know if they thought this[6:13:42]   was like street wear[6:13:44]   but it didn't come off that[6:13:46]   way and the fans are like, what the fuck[6:13:48]   dude? You're advertising on a t-shirt[6:13:50]   that you're selling us?[6:13:52]   You know, it really doesn't[6:13:54]   even go with the vibe.[6:13:56]   And also is that on the front?[6:13:58]   That's on the front. Yes. On the front.[6:14:00]   That's a full front.[6:14:02]   So let's see what else. You got this terrible[6:14:04]   hoodie again.[6:14:06]   Oh look down the sleeve. Established[6:14:08]   in 2013. That looks bad.[6:14:10]   And it's very low[6:14:12]   energy. I mean low effort. It's just they[6:14:14]   threw the logo on a bunch of cheap garments[6:14:16]   right? They didn't really do anything.[6:14:18]   You know, you've got the beanie again[6:14:20]   with the logo. A bunch of[6:14:22]   other crap and the fans are not[6:14:24]   having it. They actually hate[6:14:26]   the new merch. Let's read some of[6:14:28]   the reddit code. Here's the top[6:14:30]   comment there that day. This was one[6:14:32]   of the first comments. Anyone check out the merch[6:14:34]   site? It's online now. Jesus[6:14:36]   it's really uninspiring and[6:14:38]   underwhelming. Hopefully they'll have some[6:14:40]   more creative merch down the line since[6:14:42]   the website just came online.[6:14:44]   And then another guy goes, I[6:14:46]   was going to buy one but 50 after shifting?[6:14:48]   I don't know about that.[6:14:50]   Yeah and here's another one. Uninspired and[6:14:52]   underwhelming were the exact words that came[6:14:54]   to my mind too. Refreshed[6:14:56]   way more times than I'm comfortable admitting[6:14:58]   for such lackluster products.[6:15:00]   Wow. Not good.[6:15:02]   We should do a merch collab[6:15:04]   with Red Ban only.[6:15:06]   Wouldn't that be nice? To do a really[6:15:08]   cool, cool fashion[6:15:10]   piece. And it can just look exactly[6:15:12]   like your other shirts but it can say Red[6:15:14]   Ban Scars Club. Yeah.[6:15:16]   Red Ban Scars Club collab.[6:15:18]   Wow that would be really epic.[6:15:20]   Let's do this. We're going to take a quick break.[6:15:22]   Did you still want the Joe Rogan's?[6:15:24]   Yeah we'll do that when we come back. We'll take a quick break.[6:15:26]   Gotta go to bed.[6:15:28]   I have to make.[6:15:30]   We'll be right back after this.[6:15:32]   I don't have it.[6:15:34]   Throw me a break. Put on music. We'll see[6:15:36]   you soon. Don't go anywhere. We're really quick.[6:15:48]   We'll be right back.[6:16:18]   Stay a while with me.[6:16:24]   Stay a while.[6:16:26]   Don't deny the body chemistry.[6:16:32]   Stay a while.[6:16:34]   Stay a while with me.[6:16:40]   Stay a while.[6:16:42]   Put your arms around me.[6:16:44]   Put them around me.[6:16:46]   Put them around me.[6:16:48]   When the floors wait[6:16:50]   and the lights come on but you don't want to leave.[6:16:56]   Can I borrow my cereal rate?[6:16:58]   We can paint homies in black on the marquee.[6:17:04]   Tonight we'll just be wrong.[6:17:06]   Ain't done this in so long.[6:17:08]   We gotta talk baby.[6:17:10]   We'll keep the stereo on.[6:17:12]   When the floors wait[6:17:14]   and the lights come on but you don't want to leave.[6:17:20]   Stay a while.[6:17:22]   Stay a while with me.[6:17:28]   Stay a while.[6:17:30]   Don't deny the body chemistry.[6:17:36]   Stay a while.[6:17:38]   Stay a while with me.[6:17:42]   Stay a while.[6:17:44]   Stay a while.[6:17:46]   Put your arms around me.[6:17:50]   Put them around me.[6:17:52]   Fingers start to dance along the figures and the shapes.[6:17:56]   Mixing all the colors like we're making a Monet.[6:18:00]   There's something between us that's too major to ignore.[6:18:04]   May not be eternal but nocturnal, nothing more.[6:18:08]   Fingers start to dance along the figures and the shapes.[6:18:12]   Mixing all the colors like we're making a Monet.[6:18:16]   There's something between us that's too major to ignore.[6:18:20]   May not be eternal but nocturnal, nothing more.[6:18:24]   Tonight we'll just be wrong.[6:18:26]   Ain't done this in so long.[6:18:28]   We gotta talk baby.[6:18:30]   We'll keep the stereo on.[6:18:34]   Stay a while.[6:18:36]   Stay a while with me.[6:18:42]   Stay a while.[6:18:44]   Don't deny the body chemistry.[6:18:50]   Stay a while.[6:18:52]   Stay a while with me.[6:18:58]   Stay a while.[6:19:00]   Put your arms around me.[6:19:02]   Put them around me.[6:19:10]   Stay a while.[6:19:12]   Stay a while.[6:19:18]   Stay a while.[6:19:20]   Stay a while.[6:19:26]   Stay a while.[6:19:28]   Stay a while.[6:19:32]   Stay with me, world Stay with me, world[6:20:03]   Wake up in the morning with a head like what you've done[6:20:08]   It's used to be the last, I don't need another one[6:20:12]   You like cutting up and getting down to wear them gowns[6:20:17]   So how come I feel so lonely when you're up getting down[6:20:21]   So all day long when I can hear that same sound[6:20:25]   I'll make you the one who gets it right[6:20:29]   Got some stickiness from my hair[6:20:33]   Come on back, come on back[6:20:47]   Everybody don't mind me[6:20:49]   I use these high glass wipes to wash my hands to get the hair gel off of them[6:20:55]   Very sicky, welcome back to Red Bar, huh? How you doin'?[6:20:58]   Happy 420![6:21:00]   Should we do a little one here? Have one with me, why don't ya?[6:21:04]   Come on, we can drink, let's do it[6:21:07]   One more[6:21:11]   One more won't kill you[6:21:12]   Remember, Kumiya can't take shots[6:21:14]   Cheers everybody, welcome[6:21:16]   What's going on here? I feel a little pain[6:21:21]   Yummy[6:21:22]   Do a hit of creep[6:21:26]   Want some of this, huh?[6:21:28]   Now some of it we're gonna achieve a little bit[6:21:37]   Welcome back to Red Bar[6:21:39]   You know, I got something to say, this is so crazy[6:21:42]   I like, this is big for me, I like Koreans now[6:21:49]   I had no idea this day would ever come[6:21:51]   But I actually kind of like Koreans now, Korean people[6:21:58]   Asians, Chinese people, whatever you call them, Korean[6:22:02]   And I'll tell you why, because of Netflix's, I can't believe I'm saying this[6:22:07]   Because of Netflix's show, Beef[6:22:12]   We loved Netflix's all Korean show[6:22:18]   We watched every episode in one day[6:22:20]   We watched every episode, I've never done this[6:22:23]   Never done this, especially with a Netflix show[6:22:26]   I can't stand Netflix shows[6:22:28]   You are you, the one, love is blind, this and that[6:22:33]   I hate Netflix shows, they're usually really really terrible[6:22:37]   I don't know what it was with Beef[6:22:39]   We watched every episode in a row[6:22:41]   I've never done that with any show[6:22:43]   I don't think in my life[6:22:46]   And especially one that isn't all Korean[6:22:51]   So I really got to say that did more for Korean positivity[6:22:56]   Than any other campaign I've ever seen in my life[6:22:58]   Did you hear now they're trying to like cancel the show[6:23:01]   Not cancel the show, but people are like creating a stink[6:23:05]   Because David Cho has a similar thing to Bobby Lee[6:23:09]   They're bringing that all back up and like commenting on Ali Wong's Instagram about it and stuff[6:23:14]   So the artist David Cho, you've probably seen him on Rogan a few times[6:23:17]   He was just on Rogan, he had his face painted red at the bottom of his face, Chinese dude[6:23:22]   Very similar to David Chang, Roger Yoy, Joe Choi[6:23:28]   I mean there's like a million of these guys who are all like into very high end New York food, art[6:23:34]   And I think they even, they're friends with Bobby Lee[6:23:38]   But they're all starting to coolize as Koreans[6:23:42]   They're like figuring out the best look for Koreans[6:23:46]   So they're like growing these cool beards[6:23:48]   And they kind of look like, they're all going for the, who's the big producer who did Weezer's Blue Album[6:23:55]   Yeezus, what's the guy's name?[6:23:57]   He produced Yeezus, that's all you should know[6:23:59]   Yeah I know, it's on the tip of my tongue[6:24:01]   Can I have the name of the tip of my tongue?[6:24:03]   Sorry it's 420, you know, the beard man[6:24:06]   It's not the beard man, he's not the big beard man[6:24:09]   He did all those hip hop fucking albums, what is his name? The Beastie Boys, somebody's got to know his name[6:24:16]   But they're all dressing like him, the guy that we can't think of, his name[6:24:20]   Which is a very cool look and they're what's called coolizing Koreans[6:24:26]   Rick Rubin[6:24:28]   Rick Rubin of course, yes[6:24:30]   They're all dressing like Rick Rubin now kind of[6:24:33]   And they look really cool, I might go for this cool Korean look that they've all got going on[6:24:39]   David Cho was an inspiration in this show, Beef[6:24:42]   What a great character, his first acting role[6:24:45]   And he was great, you know, it stars the Chinaman from The Walking Dead who I hated[6:24:53]   I hate it, it also stars pregnant Chinese comedian Ali Wong who I hated[6:25:00]   I loved them all in this show and I can't wait to see him again for season 2, I hope they get David Cho[6:25:05]   I thought all of the acting was amazing except Santino sucked in it so it rules[6:25:10]   Andrew Santino was in this show, the show was so good that I forgot he was in it[6:25:16]   I really did, he was the worst character in the show, I'm not just saying that, he really really was[6:25:22]   He was the only bad part of the show and I think his cohort in the show, he had like a sidekick in the show[6:25:32]   There were these bad thieves[6:25:34]   I think the sidekick was supposed to be played by Bobby Lee[6:25:38]   But they took him out, they replaced him with this other guy[6:25:41]   It was supposed to be Santino and Bobby Lee were those two goons[6:25:45]   But they took Bobby Lee out because of this whole Tijuana story[6:25:48]   Getting out of control about Bobby fucking underage girls in Tijuana, right[6:25:53]   So they cut him out and they replaced him with this other goon[6:25:56]   He was supposed to be in this show, Beef, it could have been big for them[6:25:58]   And maybe that's what threw Santino's performance off[6:26:01]   Because it might have happened last minute[6:26:03]   I mean imagine that, that's scary news[6:26:06]   You're Santino and Bobby Lee, you get hired to be in Beef[6:26:09]   And then they go, I'm sorry we can't have you on the show because of these sexual allegations[6:26:14]   Why don't you be scared shit, that's like a big deal[6:26:16]   Everyone's saying that it was supposed to be Bobby but he missed it because he was in rehab[6:26:21]   Mmm, that sounds like a polish up from the publicist[6:26:24]   That's a clean up job there, that they're getting out there[6:26:27]   That's just like Frank Ocean broke his ankle so he can't perform[6:26:31]   Yeah, yeah, yeah[6:26:34]   But still watch it[6:26:35]   Santino was terrible in it but you know what, you don't even notice he's there, the show's so good[6:26:39]   And it really made me admire Koreans[6:26:43]   And it got me thinking, what kind of Chinese person is Robin Tran[6:26:49]   I'm like, is she Korean? Maybe she's Korean and I like Koreans[6:26:53]   And this is what's going on[6:26:55]   Robin Tran, what ethnicity are you?[6:26:57]   Please let me know, is she here?[6:26:59]   Yeah[6:27:00]   Robin, I'm sorry to put you on the spot but[6:27:02]   I don't know what, I don't know, Japanese from Chinese from South Philly or whatever they say[6:27:07]   Jesus[6:27:08]   I don't know any of that shit, I go, Chinaman[6:27:11]   And that's a classic thing for a guy like me to do, it's not very out of the ordinary[6:27:16]   You shouldn't even say Jesus, you go, yeah, yeah, he's one of those hacks[6:27:19]   He can't tell them apart, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard that one before[6:27:23]   So I need to know, it seems like we're really behind here in the chat, is your chat seem behind what I'm saying a lot?[6:27:29]   It's about 30 seconds[6:27:30]   30 full seconds, wow[6:27:32]   Okay, well let me know, it's quite the delay, do we have a dump button installed?[6:27:38]   We should try to trick people that there was an edit in the show[6:27:43]   Well, you should see if you can act out an edit[6:27:46]   Act out an edit, not today though[6:27:48]   Okay, very funny idea, is she Korean? We want to know what she is[6:27:55]   This is Robin Tran, great comedian by the way[6:27:59]   Vietnamese[6:28:00]   Vietnamese, never been born, it's a song I used to sing[6:28:03]   I was just telling Mike he has to get into Pho[6:28:05]   Now is Vietnamese anywhere near Korea? Does it have anything to do with each other?[6:28:09]   We should do a thing where we bring up a world map and you guess which country it's with[6:28:14]   I have no idea where Korea is, no idea[6:28:20]   Who in the show beef was Korean? Because maybe I got this wrong, maybe I have no allegiance to Koreans[6:28:27]   The Walking Dead guy I think[6:28:28]   The Walking Dead guy is great, is David Cho Korean?[6:28:30]   Yeah[6:28:31]   Okay, Ali Wong?[6:28:33]   Was she supposed to be Japanese?[6:28:36]   Look at these[6:28:37]   So, and she's Vietnamese, I didn't even think of them in this mix to be honest[6:28:41]   I never considered the Vietnamese when I do my Chinese, Japanese, Korean none[6:28:47]   So I never think of the Vietnamese[6:28:49]   Start considering[6:28:51]   Who else is Vietnamese that I might know? Celebrity wise or person?[6:28:57]   Who is Vietnamese?[6:28:59]   Who is Vietnamese that we would know? I just want to see if the Vietnamese are cool or have they disgraced?[6:29:09]   Because I don't know anything about them except for all that nam naan that they used to talk about all the time[6:29:15]   This Vietnam war that everybody loves[6:29:17]   This guy who just won the Oscar, who was short round from Indiana Jones[6:29:21]   Okay, he annoys me a little bit, who else?[6:29:26]   Vietnamese actors[6:29:29]   I mean it's gotta be a simple search[6:29:31]   I know, I'm just not recognizing a ton of these names[6:29:34]   Ooh, look at that, well there you go[6:29:36]   But maybe that's a good thing[6:29:38]   Okay, so Koreans and Vietnamese you guys are at the top of the heap right now[6:29:42]   With Chinese people fully at the bottom, Japanese people equal to you guys I guess[6:29:47]   So it's really the Chinese, I'm narrowing this down, it's the Chinese that are the ones who are ruining it for all of Asia I think[6:29:54]   Right? Because the Chinese are the ones that make you nauseous[6:29:57]   When you look at them you go, oh god[6:30:00]   Right? I think we could agree, I think the Asians should band together[6:30:04]   But you only eat Chinese food and Japanese food and you refuse to eat Korean and Vietnamese food[6:30:10]   Korean food I'm not there yet, that sounds a little underground[6:30:13]   That sounds a little rustic[6:30:16]   I don't know if Koreans are keeping up to the same health standards as my P.F. Chang's is[6:30:21]   Which is my favorite Chinese food, I'm not kidding[6:30:25]   And Panda Express is my second favorite[6:30:27]   Other than that, crap, gross, weird tasting[6:30:30]   You're crazy[6:30:31]   Gross and dirty[6:30:33]   And I don't trust that they're not sweating in my wok[6:30:36]   I don't[6:30:38]   I've seen these Asians behind the wok, they're dripping sweat like BJ Armstrong in the finals[6:30:44]   And it's getting in the wok[6:30:48]   I understand it's a high heat but maybe that's what's the taste[6:30:52]   That's the taste that you like so much[6:30:54]   You know we dabbled, instead of putting salt on our skirt stick the other day[6:30:58]   We cooked it using soy sauce[6:31:00]   It was a much more Asian tempered taste[6:31:05]   And maybe it's the same thing, like they use soy sauce instead of salt[6:31:10]   Maybe they do those drippings are what makes that[6:31:13]   Because you can't make it at home, you ever tried to make stir fry at home? There's nothing there[6:31:17]   Blam[6:31:18]   But when you get it from a good wok place[6:31:20]   You have to add MSG[6:31:22]   So they're dripping sweat into that wok and that's why it won't go[6:31:25]   And then when you say Vietnamese food I go, boy, are you a risk taker[6:31:29]   That's the best one, that's my favorite one[6:31:31]   No, and I could barely stand Chinese food to be honest[6:31:35]   Half of the time I'm going, what's this?[6:31:37]   And they use the shittiest steak, can you upgrade your steak Chinese people?[6:31:42]   Like it's so nice, how wonderful that Mexicans and Chinese people tradition[6:31:46]   Is to use the cheapest possible steak cut on the market[6:31:51]   Thin rubbery, there's no sear, there's no sear[6:31:56]   All the meat, Mongolian beef, China's most beloved beef dish[6:32:01]   That beef is like, it might as well be a softer beef jerky[6:32:08]   It's like chunks of cheap Jack Link's jerky that have been braised[6:32:12]   It really is low quality and the Mexicans do it too[6:32:16]   All their steak tacos is like the shittiest steak you could find[6:32:19]   No fat content to be found, no sear in sight[6:32:23]   It's steamed steak for the most part[6:32:26]   And oh it's a tradition, oh your tradition is to[6:32:29]   It just happens to be the cheapest steak?[6:32:32]   Okay, I've had enough[6:32:34]   How about do your tradition with the top cuts or get out?[6:32:38]   I've had enough and it's a scam, it's a giant scam[6:32:42]   Every fucking, oh here's our authentic taco, okay[6:32:45]   Yeah I'm tasting a lot of chunks of gristle in there for your traditionalism[6:32:49]   Lot of chunks of gristle, half the time I'm going what the fuck is this shit[6:32:54]   You'll learn to love it[6:32:56]   Oh yeah I love it so much, they've got you all fooled by the way[6:32:59]   You're all under their spell, trust me on this, trust me, trust me, trust me[6:33:03]   I can make a better taco than anyone, any Mexican in this whole world[6:33:08]   And that's a safe bet, my taco is better than anyone, nobody knows how to make a taco[6:33:12]   Your tacos are good[6:33:14]   My tacos are better, they're more Americanized[6:33:17]   So they're better[6:33:20]   I wish we could have someone just say oh man I could make you the best Chinese dish from scratch and you'd be amazed[6:33:25]   I wish we could have a listener Chinese cooking competition where they cook you an Asian dish[6:33:31]   Well how about just any food competition, it doesn't need to be Chinese food for god's sake[6:33:35]   Okay fine, and then they all make you a dish and you get to judge it[6:33:39]   Is their cooking as good as their drawing?[6:33:44]   Speaking of drawings, you guys remember this?[6:33:47]   I'm so glad I said that, you guys remember this?[6:33:50]   Speaking of drawings, this was a big hit[6:33:52]   Because you know what, this came from the heart[6:33:55]   This is a marker, sharpie drawing I did on some paper towel[6:34:00]   Bounty I believe[6:34:02]   This is what I like to call Aneesa on Bounty[6:34:06]   And you can cut to the close up there Jules, there it is[6:34:09]   Aneesa the greasy, iDubbbz girlfriend[6:34:14]   I drew this, I was ranting about how stupid she was[6:34:17]   And how much she pisses me off[6:34:20]   And I said let me see if I can draw her, you can cut back[6:34:23]   Draw her from memory[6:34:25]   And I drew this and everybody died, people actually offered me money for this[6:34:30]   I didn't even know our audience knew Aneesa[6:34:33]   But apparently this iDubbbz drama, a lot of people know about iDubbbz[6:34:37]   So iDubbbz started dating this girl Aneesa[6:34:40]   And she did an OnlyFans[6:34:42]   Where she posted what's called ludes[6:34:46]   And then all the iDubbbz fans thought that was too far[6:34:49]   That was cucked for iDubbbz, this hotshot lawyer[6:34:53]   To have this wife who went on OnlyFans[6:34:57]   And he's cucked now and he's changed and they all turned at him[6:35:01]   And then iDubbbz and Aneesa, they didn't give up[6:35:05]   They started a charity for Aneesa's brain dead dunks of a father suffering Alzheimer's at a low age[6:35:13]   They started a charity for Alzheimer's called Creator Clash[6:35:19]   Where YouTubers will box each other and all the proceeds go to charity[6:35:25]   So I drew this, you know, a while back[6:35:29]   Everyone got a kick out of it, people offered money for this, they wanted to pay[6:35:32]   I said no, but I saved it[6:35:34]   And it's so interesting that I did because this picture that I drew[6:35:38]   Went viral this week[6:35:43]   It popped back up, it resurfaced[6:35:46]   It was pulled from the Scars Club and put out into the world[6:35:50]   Because Aneesa apparently has been under attack for the last two weeks[6:35:56]   Leading up to Creator Clash[6:35:58]   They found out that Creator Clash is not giving all the proceeds to charity[6:36:03]   It was something like only 20% or something go to charity[6:36:07]   So everybody's screaming at him[6:36:09]   There's something else that happened, I think Sam Hyde is involved[6:36:12]   Sam Hyde's been going after iDubbbz and Aneesa[6:36:16]   And Aneesa's been fighting with the world's guys[6:36:19]   You know all those guys who hate women like Aneesa[6:36:22]   And they just like hate women[6:36:24]   Well I need to Aneesa to know today[6:36:26]   I'm not part of this Sam Hyde experience[6:36:29]   I'm going after you all on my own for my own reasons[6:36:35]   My own Aneesa stuff[6:36:37]   Yup, and it was so cool[6:36:40]   I woke up last week and I see this[6:36:48]   And this is so so so cool[6:36:50]   She deletes, yes she deletes[6:36:52]   But we have a copy of it here[6:36:54]   Look at this[6:36:55]   Keemstar posted, amongst many others[6:36:59]   iDubbbz's wife unprivated her Twitter[6:37:04]   To call out podcast legend Redbar[6:37:08]   For drawing a pic of her nude[6:37:11]   Then after much backlash[6:37:13]   She deleted the tweet and re-privated her Twitter[6:37:17]   The whole ordeal reportedly took under 15 minutes[6:37:20]   P.S. her boxing event is in two days[6:37:23]   And here's what Aneesa posted[6:37:25]   You can see here[6:37:27]   She posted a clip[6:37:29]   Of me holding up the drawing[6:37:33]   You know, and I don't know Aneesa from Adam[6:37:36]   People are forgetting that this is a drawing from memory[6:37:39]   This is a drawing from memory[6:37:40]   We're not even saying that's what you look like[6:37:42]   No, I just said let me draw Aneesa from memory[6:37:45]   So Aneesa posts the clip from Redbar[6:37:47]   Just last week and she goes[6:37:49]   Dude's upset because another man's wife isn't hot enough for him[6:37:56]   Yes[6:37:57]   And I'm not being sarcastic[6:37:59]   Yes I am upset that you're so UGLY[6:38:02]   How is that a win for you?[6:38:04]   So she posts this and what else did she say?[6:38:06]   I came off private for this[6:38:09]   Wow[6:38:10]   So she was in hiding all week[6:38:12]   Because she was fighting with the whole internet and Sam Hyde's gang[6:38:15]   Everybody was going after her[6:38:17]   She made her account private[6:38:19]   She sees this clip[6:38:20]   She thinks it's I'm one of these Sam Hydeian guys[6:38:23]   She thinks I don't know what her thinking was[6:38:26]   She's probably been battling with them all week[6:38:28]   They're giving her hell[6:38:29]   They're up her ass every day[6:38:31]   She's probably being pranked every second[6:38:33]   And then she saw this[6:38:35]   And you just really[6:38:36]   Someone sees a clip of you and they're in a bad mood[6:38:38]   And they go nuts[6:38:40]   Yeah well here's the thing[6:38:42]   She had to say something[6:38:43]   Sure and boy did she[6:38:45]   The comments loved me[6:38:47]   Every comment was on my site about how funny the drawing was[6:38:51]   Here's Sam Hyde himself retweeting this with hashtag hole[6:38:55]   So all the guys are after Aneesa including me now[6:38:58]   I am also after Aneesa in a legal way[6:39:02]   Don't worry Aneesa[6:39:04]   She dyed her hair blonde for the fight and she looks great[6:39:07]   Well okay[6:39:09]   I wanted to show you[6:39:11]   Here let me go to Keemstar's[6:39:13]   Twitter because[6:39:15]   I linked it at the bottom of that post[6:39:17]   Oh you did?[6:39:18]   Okay great[6:39:19]   Let's see[6:39:21]   Oh great[6:39:22]   Wait that's Sam Hyde[6:39:23]   Oh just click[6:39:24]   Keemstar and then[6:39:25]   Just click it[6:39:26]   Click it great[6:39:27]   Okay check this out though[6:39:29]   So here's that Keemstar post that we read[6:39:31]   But look at this[6:39:33]   957,000 views[6:39:37]   Almost a million people[6:39:39]   Saw me[6:39:41]   My clip of me drawing Aneesa[6:39:43]   How awesome is that Jules?[6:39:46]   She doesn't seem too excited[6:39:48]   Look at this[6:39:50]   3154 likes[6:39:53]   You know Keemstar has 2 million people on Twitter[6:39:56]   So this got really big and then Sam Hyde retweeted it[6:39:58]   Everyone retweeted it[6:40:00]   And everyone loved it[6:40:02]   Well[6:40:03]   Why would she post this? Is she crazy?[6:40:05]   I know[6:40:07]   Why would she post this?[6:40:09]   This is so nuts and what a great commercial[6:40:11]   That's like exactly[6:40:13]   What I want strangers to see[6:40:15]   As far as this is what we're about[6:40:17]   You know something like that so[6:40:19]   This couldn't have worked out better[6:40:21]   Thank you Aneesa and I hope to keep up[6:40:23]   Some sort of back and forth with you[6:40:25]   About something[6:40:27]   You're never gonna understand[6:40:29]   What is being done here though[6:40:31]   Don't waste your energy[6:40:33]   Don't try to understand[6:40:35]   Please don't try to understand[6:40:37]   No he's mad[6:40:39]   Because another man's wife's hot[6:40:41]   Let's be careful here[6:40:43]   Some advice for you if you don't want reviews[6:40:45]   Then don't put your body[6:40:47]   Up for sale[6:40:49]   Wow listen to that[6:40:51]   I genuinely believe that[6:40:53]   Your body is a product right?[6:40:55]   You're selling your body[6:40:57]   You're selling it online to strangers[6:40:59]   What did that body look like again?[6:41:01]   Oh yeah that's right[6:41:03]   Now I've never seen your ludes[6:41:05]   I refuse[6:41:07]   I didn't pull up your ludes[6:41:09]   I drew you from memory[6:41:11]   I gave you all the bruises and bashes[6:41:13]   You know you look like the mom from the show Girls[6:41:15]   Who rules?[6:41:17]   But you know what[6:41:19]   Jules was right[6:41:21]   I saw Aneesa at Creator Class[6:41:23]   Swing hubba hubba[6:41:25]   She looked beautiful I think I[6:41:28]   So I'm so glad I saved this[6:41:30]   I knew there was something special[6:41:32]   About this day when I drew[6:41:34]   Aneesa[6:41:36]   And again what's even funnier about this[6:41:38]   I'm barely[6:41:40]   I'm not horror shaming I'm just saying[6:41:42]   Of course[6:41:44]   I mean that goes without saying[6:41:46]   I just need to be surprised[6:41:48]   It's like giving everybody[6:41:50]   All of the ammo[6:41:52]   That they've ever wanted against you[6:41:54]   Yeah of course[6:41:56]   But as far as it goes[6:41:58]   It's like[6:42:00]   I wish I could tell you[6:42:02]   How nonsensical my beef[6:42:04]   With Aneesa really is[6:42:06]   It's nothing we don't even know anything about her[6:42:08]   We barely know her[6:42:10]   We saw her like once on H3[6:42:12]   So again[6:42:14]   I know that's not how it usually[6:42:16]   Goes down we're going to continue to draw you[6:42:18]   I think once in a while I'm going to try to[6:42:20]   Draw you in some different scenarios[6:42:22]   And[6:42:24]   Please keep iDubbbz[6:42:26]   Far away from me[6:42:28]   It'll only lead to big trouble[6:42:30]   The thing at the end of the Creator Clash[6:42:32]   Was like depressing[6:42:34]   It made me feel[6:42:36]   Should we show that little clip?[6:42:38]   No you don't want to show it?[6:42:40]   We can't here let me see[6:42:42]   I'm sure it's up on YouTube right now[6:42:44]   Their little speech from the Creator Clash[6:42:46]   You know Aneesa did not show her face[6:42:48]   During Creator Clash[6:42:50]   The last Creator Clash[6:42:52]   Which by the way was $40[6:42:54]   On Moment House[6:42:56]   I hate giving Moment House my money[6:42:58]   Oh my god I searched iDubbbz[6:43:00]   Cry's Creator Clash[6:43:02]   And the first video is Gavin McGinnis reacts[6:43:04]   To iDubbbz[6:43:06]   Really? Wow so this is really spreading around[6:43:08]   I forgot what I was saying[6:43:10]   Sorry[6:43:12]   Send me the damn video[6:43:14]   Now![6:43:16]   Giddyup! That's a joke[6:43:18]   She started to cry[6:43:20]   We're waiting on the video[6:43:22]   I'm sorry I'm trying to find a good one[6:43:24]   It was on that stream remember here's a short one[6:43:26]   To get it over with[6:43:28]   Send it by[6:43:30]   Send it by[6:43:32]   Sorry it's just you know[6:43:34]   Ok here we go this is their little speech[6:43:36]   At the end of Creator Clash[6:43:38]   You'll see Aneesa I hope[6:43:40]   Aneesa the greasy[6:43:42]   Alright let me see how to unmute this monster[6:43:44]   Ok I've got a thing up there[6:43:46]   Ok I've got this[6:43:48]   So here is iDubbbz[6:43:50]   To all your fans and supporters[6:43:52]   That we're rooting for you here today[6:43:54]   Ah[6:43:56]   He bitches out here huh?[6:43:58]   I don't know[6:44:00]   Um[6:44:02]   Ah that shit's hard[6:44:04]   Hi baby[6:44:06]   Crybaby woah woah[6:44:08]   He's crying[6:44:10]   Oh now it's turned into this?[6:44:12]   How?[6:44:14]   Yeah I really appreciate everyone[6:44:16]   Uh you know I'm not[6:44:18]   I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea[6:44:20]   But I really do[6:44:22]   Appreciate the support[6:44:24]   And um[6:44:26]   Uh you know thank you for[6:44:28]   Coming[6:44:32]   Ok so they cut Aneesa out of that whole damn clip[6:44:34]   And by the way he's crying because he stopped[6:44:36]   Doing offensive comedy[6:44:38]   Yeah that's what this is about pretty much[6:44:40]   He stopped doing that what he does[6:44:42]   It's like we get it[6:44:44]   But yeah Aneesa looked great at the event[6:44:46]   You know she dyed her hair[6:44:48]   Usually when a girl changes herself right after[6:44:50]   She's been insulted by me[6:44:52]   Annie Lederman did this[6:44:54]   Remember that I made fun of Annie's lipstick[6:44:56]   Well you guys are best friends so maybe you and Aneesa have a future[6:44:58]   I would like to Aneesa Johnston is that her name?[6:45:00]   I'd like to take her out for uh[6:45:02]   And iDubbbz took her last name[6:45:04]   Did he really?[6:45:06]   He took her last name[6:45:08]   iDubbbz they got married he took her last name[6:45:10]   To show how much of an ally[6:45:12]   He is to women[6:45:14]   He's changed[6:45:16]   To a sickening in a sickening way[6:45:18]   Right that's not right[6:45:20]   Plus if Aneesa is mad about what you're saying[6:45:22]   All you have to do is[6:45:24]   You're just the pre-changed[6:45:26]   iDubbbz everybody gets a chance[6:45:28]   To change so she just has to wait to forgive[6:45:30]   You when you've changed[6:45:32]   Sure yeah so if she hates me[6:45:34]   Now well I'm exactly like how[6:45:36]   iDubbbz used to be and we all see how[6:45:38]   iDubbbz is what he's turned into[6:45:40]   So I will be[6:45:42]   As good as iDubbbz very soon[6:45:44]   So you should pre-like me now yes[6:45:46]   Stupid idiot[6:45:48]   Alright it is for 20[6:45:50]   Now I want to talk about um[6:45:52]   A disabled weird[6:45:54]   Fucking creepy midget[6:45:56]   I was just going to say did you want to show this moist critical[6:45:58]   Pick from the fight? Yeah sure I'd love to show[6:46:00]   Moist critical looked like a straight up[6:46:02]   Girl[6:46:04]   I put that up to the top[6:46:06]   Great um moist critical do you know this guy?[6:46:08]   He does those videos where he goes[6:46:10]   I just gotta be fair and balanced[6:46:12]   And everybody did a great job[6:46:14]   Now he uh has been[6:46:16]   Invited uh to[6:46:18]   Commentate creator class he was there[6:46:20]   Last year too we gotta show you this[6:46:22]   Little uh[6:46:24]   Pick of him so first[6:46:26]   It was posted on Facebook and we noticed the[6:46:28]   Same thing let me show you this here is[6:46:30]   Can I expand this?[6:46:32]   Here is moist[6:46:34]   Critical and you'll notice[6:46:36]   He's extremely short[6:46:38]   Like comically[6:46:40]   Short and he's got this[6:46:42]   Really long hair[6:46:44]   And he's wearing this[6:46:46]   Atrocious suit[6:46:48]   And he's standing next to two like real[6:46:50]   Commentators and they're like uh[6:46:52]   Who the fuck is this fucking freak?[6:46:54]   You know so here that picture is[6:46:56]   Altogether look at that[6:46:58]   I mean that's just that's high[6:47:00]   Art that's beautiful[6:47:02]   And we were looking we're like this guy[6:47:04]   Is such a fucking girl so we did[6:47:06]   An experiment and let's see if[6:47:08]   We can recreate that on this show we've got[6:47:10]   Another picture of him[6:47:12]   Here[6:47:14]   Let's see where is he opening[6:47:16]   There he is okay[6:47:18]   So we're like this guy is a fucking girl can you see his long[6:47:20]   Hair is that coming through it goes all the way[6:47:22]   Down to here yes that's coming through[6:47:24]   In this version okay so let's[6:47:26]   See if we can do it[6:47:28]   Um[6:47:30]   Something I'll use[6:47:32]   The picture of Nisa[6:47:34]   Backwards don't look[6:47:36]   At that but let's see if that[6:47:38]   Does that look like a girl[6:47:40]   Now?[6:47:42]   So wait you're showing a little bit of the beard on the bottom[6:47:44]   Sorry this thing is flimsy[6:47:46]   Doesn't that look like a[6:47:48]   Girl named like Rebecca or some shit?[6:47:50]   So yeah[6:47:52]   We just wanted to show you that moist critical[6:47:54]   Look like a fucking[6:47:56]   Faggoty girl[6:47:58]   I mean really humiliating I don't know[6:48:00]   I don't know how somebody can go out of the house and just[6:48:02]   Be seen so[6:48:04]   Why didn't they get him a nice suit for the big event?[6:48:06]   It was just a mess[6:48:08]   Just a mess I couldn't believe my eyes[6:48:10]   When I saw him okay let's show you[6:48:12]   This[6:48:14]   This is very similar to[6:48:16]   Um how they treated[6:48:18]   Logan Paul's[6:48:20]   Midget I don't think I brought this guy[6:48:22]   Up on the show maybe years ago[6:48:24]   His name[6:48:26]   He's a Russian disabled[6:48:28]   Little person but super[6:48:30]   Little so little that he looks like[6:48:32]   A baby[6:48:34]   Hezbollah[6:48:36]   You guys know[6:48:38]   Hezbollah I'm sure he's been[6:48:40]   Shopped all around town[6:48:42]   As the world's craziest living[6:48:44]   Joke Hezbollah[6:48:46]   And where is he from Jules?[6:48:48]   Russia I mean come on we gotta[6:48:50]   Know his language what language does he speak[6:48:52]   Is it Russian yeah[6:48:54]   So he's from Russia[6:48:56]   And you know he went viral[6:48:58]   He's kind of like Ilama[6:49:00]   If you know that he's one of those[6:49:02]   Guys or Bagel Boss[6:49:04]   Where it's like a novelty[6:49:06]   William Hung was one of the[6:49:08]   First novelties of this kind[6:49:10]   Of course from American Idol he was the retard[6:49:12]   That they all just loved[6:49:14]   Everybody loves Hezbollah[6:49:16]   Now and Hezbollah is like a real creep[6:49:18]   Do we have like a general meat[6:49:20]   I put that milk boys video in there too[6:49:22]   Yeah of course I mean that's the main thing[6:49:24]   But do we have a general meat and[6:49:26]   Greet Hezbollah like just go to YouTube and[6:49:28]   Who is Hezbollah we'll show people a little[6:49:30]   Flip of him but I'm sure they know[6:49:32]   Hezbollah[6:49:34]   And he's got a sick sense of humor too[6:49:36]   He like chases people with knives and stuff[6:49:38]   But it really isn't Hezbollah[6:49:40]   That I'm showing you today[6:49:42]   It's a[6:49:44]   It's a behavior[6:49:46]   That I've noticed a few times[6:49:48]   So let me show you Hezbollah first[6:49:50]   And I'll show you this interesting behavior[6:49:52]   This is Hezbollah[6:49:54]   The Internet's most famous little boy[6:49:56]   With a big secret[6:49:58]   Don't let this cute face fool you[6:50:00]   Look at him[6:50:02]   He can ride an ATV[6:50:04]   In circles[6:50:08]   He can fly[6:50:10]   A helicopter[6:50:12]   And he can[6:50:14]   Throw a punch[6:50:16]   But how can a baby do this[6:50:18]   His nickname is Mini Khabib[6:50:20]   After the UFC lightweight champion[6:50:22]   And Mini Khabib is in[6:50:24]   Such a high demand that he allegedly[6:50:26]   Turned down 7 million[6:50:28]   And asked to be paid 20 million[6:50:30]   For his upcoming fight[6:50:32]   So the big question is[6:50:34]   Can you guess what is[6:50:36]   His huge secret[6:50:38]   Is it A. He is Putin's Russian[6:50:40]   Propaganda machine[6:50:42]   B. He is 18 years old[6:50:44]   Or C. He is a[6:50:46]   Son of a popular billionaire[6:50:48]   The answer?[6:50:50]   Hezbollah weighs 18 kilos[6:50:52]   He's 18, this little kid is 18[6:50:54]   This little[6:50:56]   So he's hysterical, right?[6:50:58]   Because he could do adult stuff[6:51:00]   You could do adult stuff with him[6:51:02]   By with him, what do I mean by with him?[6:51:04]   Well, what I've noticed[6:51:06]   Is that recently[6:51:08]   Hezbollah has been being used[6:51:10]   As a prop[6:51:12]   By some of our biggest[6:51:14]   Clout fanatic podcasters[6:51:16]   Influencers in the world[6:51:18]   Logan Paul[6:51:20]   Tried to get Hezbollah on the show[6:51:22]   Just last week, but it was only after[6:51:24]   The Nelk boys[6:51:26]   Brought Hezbollah to the[6:51:28]   United States and made an all out[6:51:30]   Almost movie like The Hangover[6:51:32]   But with Hezbollah[6:51:34]   So they[6:51:36]   Brought Hezbollah in[6:51:38]   And they just hung out with him[6:51:40]   We're going to show you this video[6:51:42]   And then I'll tell you what's going on[6:51:44]   Why this behavior is so sick to me[6:51:46]   Okay?[6:51:48]   The Nelk boys, of course, I hope you're[6:51:50]   Familiar with them[6:51:52]   The owners of Happy Dad[6:51:54]   I'm sure Tim Dillon's introduced[6:51:56]   You to the Nelk boys[6:51:58]   Steve will do it[6:52:00]   The big con man, he's been kicked off YouTube[6:52:02]   For all the scams and schemes[6:52:04]   That's one of Tim Dillon's good friends[6:52:06]   Tim hangs with these guys[6:52:08]   They're very big, they're from Canada[6:52:10]   Everything they do[6:52:12]   A stolen meme of sorts[6:52:14]   You know, they even got big[6:52:16]   By this slogan[6:52:18]   Send it, full send, send it[6:52:20]   This is a Canadian[6:52:22]   Tradition[6:52:24]   That they've stolen[6:52:26]   And sold is their own, they claimed it[6:52:28]   You know, Ethan Klein does this a lot[6:52:30]   Where he'll take on something from the[6:52:32]   Culture and claim it as his[6:52:34]   And capitalize on it, make shirts, and now it's his[6:52:36]   The Nelk boys did that with full[6:52:38]   Send, with darts[6:52:40]   They've stolen[6:52:42]   This whole[6:52:44]   Universe from[6:52:46]   Guys in Canada[6:52:48]   They said, this is what all the guys in Canada[6:52:50]   Act like, let's capitalize on that[6:52:52]   And bring that to America, package and sell it[6:52:54]   And that's what they've done[6:52:56]   Don't you agree?[6:52:58]   So, they're constantly[6:53:00]   Whatever they could do for numbers[6:53:02]   They had Donald Trump on the show, you might remember[6:53:04]   Who else did they have[6:53:06]   That was a big, big deal[6:53:08]   They've had everything[6:53:10]   Caitlyn Jenner, wow everybody[6:53:12]   Now they've got Hezbollah[6:53:14]   And look what they're doing to this human being[6:53:16]   Watch this[6:53:18]   Alright boys, you guys know what you're here for[6:53:20]   This is the Hasbula USA video[6:53:22]   You guys have been asking for this too since we did our last drop with Hasbula[6:53:24]   So we're dropping an entire Hasbula[6:53:26]   Full send collection[6:53:28]   A bunch of vintage shirts[6:53:30]   Hasbula is just some weird kid[6:53:32]   That went viral because it's a baby[6:53:34]   That is 18[6:53:36]   It's an 18 year old that looks like a baby[6:53:38]   So it's like viral on the internet, right?[6:53:42]   So they decided[6:53:44]   Well, we've got to[6:53:46]   Somehow, you know[6:53:48]   Get in on this[6:53:50]   You know, very similar to what Logan Paul does[6:53:52]   They fly Hasbula out and immediately[6:53:54]   Before you even see the relationship that Nell[6:53:56]   Hasbula has with Hasbula[6:53:58]   They have made a whole[6:54:00]   Line[6:54:02]   A whole collection of[6:54:04]   Hasbula merch[6:54:06]   These are actually really good[6:54:08]   Hasbula merch[6:54:10]   And they're just completely exploiting[6:54:12]   Hasbula right off the bat[6:54:14]   I mean, look at this[6:54:16]   You know, they've got him with a giant gun here[6:54:18]   And this is just because[6:54:20]   He looks[6:54:22]   Like a baby[6:54:24]   Okay[6:54:26]   Let's see what they do to this baby[6:54:28]   We've got toffee mode[6:54:30]   The entire collection is live now[6:54:32]   On fullsend.com[6:54:34]   Go to the website fullsend.com[6:54:36]   It's only going to be available for a limited limited time[6:54:38]   Our last t-shirt went crazy with Hasbula[6:54:40]   Also, before we get into the video[6:54:42]   They've done this before[6:54:44]   This video is sponsored by Prizefix[6:54:46]   Now they're going to tell you that you should gamble[6:54:48]   Everything you have online as a kid[6:54:50]   Okay[6:54:52]   They do everything[6:54:54]   That's just like terrible for a human being[6:54:56]   To be involved with[6:54:58]   But in a way where they could, you know, not get busted[6:55:00]   So here they are, the Nelk boys with Hasbula[6:55:02]   And here we are in Las Vegas[6:55:08]   Damn, we haven't been here in a minute[6:55:10]   Dread Rock is the best spot[6:55:12]   You've got to see how this unfolds[6:55:14]   Especially if you don't want to be on the strip[6:55:16]   And get away from the chaos[6:55:18]   The best service anywhere[6:55:20]   Maybe in the world, honestly[6:55:22]   A huge hotel suite[6:55:24]   Filled with Happy Dad and cigarettes[6:55:26]   And cookies[6:55:28]   Alright, thank you guys[6:55:30]   We picked up Hasbula with a room here too[6:55:32]   If you guys saw our Russia video, it was probably one of our biggest videos[6:55:34]   So they met him in Russia[6:55:36]   I think it was 300,000 likes[6:55:38]   Hasbula would come to the US[6:55:40]   So he's coming now, and he's on his way[6:55:42]   He lands in a few hours[6:55:44]   It's his first time in the USA[6:55:46]   And they showed us a really good time in Russia[6:55:48]   And they took care of us[6:55:50]   So I feel like it's our turn now to return the favor[6:55:52]   We got him some security[6:55:54]   I don't think that Hasbula and his team[6:55:56]   Know how big and famous he is here[6:55:58]   You guys know, if you're watching this[6:56:00]   Hasbula's fucking famous as shit[6:56:02]   He might be one of the most famous people on the planet[6:56:04]   It's going to be a crazy ass video[6:56:06]   Hasbula's the man though, the guy just makes everyone so happy[6:56:08]   He's the man, right?[6:56:10]   Okay, watch this[6:56:12]   Alright, so Hasbula's about to land in Vegas[6:56:14]   We're going to pick him up in the spring[6:56:16]   Now, consider this documentary being about any other human being on the planet[6:56:22]   Just keep in mind[6:56:24]   Keep in mind, this is a person[6:56:26]   So replace Hasbula with just any other person[6:56:28]   And this doc gets real weird, real fast[6:56:38]   There he is, Hasbula[6:56:40]   They're shaking his hand[6:56:44]   I missed him so much[6:56:46]   What other human being would you go[6:56:48]   I missed him so much[6:56:50]   You would say that about no other man, right?[6:56:52]   Why are you missing Hasbula so much[6:56:54]   Because he looks like a baby[6:56:56]   Okay, well, let's see more[6:56:58]   Gets even weirder[6:57:00]   Story views[6:57:02]   He's probably fire, huh?[6:57:04]   He's right there, by the way[6:57:10]   USA[6:57:12]   So you'll notice really quick[6:57:14]   Yeah, that's his voice[6:57:16]   And it's only in Russian[6:57:18]   And it's only in Russian[6:57:22]   You'll notice though[6:57:24]   That people confuse treating Hasbula with a human[6:57:30]   With treating Hasbula like a dog[6:57:38]   I'll explain more[6:57:40]   I've seen this happen a few times[6:57:42]   But what you're about to see[6:57:44]   Is a human man being treated like a dog[6:57:50]   By hundreds of adult conservatives[6:57:56]   It's very weird[6:57:58]   I'm tired[6:58:00]   Now they're on the reverse end of the jet lag[6:58:04]   Weird jet lag in Russia[6:58:06]   Look at this[6:58:08]   Hasbula is sleeping in their film[6:58:10]   He's 18[6:58:12]   Would you film any other 18 year old[6:58:14]   He's sleeping[6:58:16]   He's 18[6:58:18]   He doesn't need to be talked to in a baby voice either[6:58:22]   They do a chew toy with him[6:58:24]   Watch this[6:58:34]   He's talking in Russian[6:58:36]   He wants to scare Dana[6:58:38]   He wants to scare Dana[6:58:40]   So now they're playing a child's game with him[6:58:44]   To scare Dana White[6:58:46]   Who is also involved in this[6:58:48]   You can see Hasbula hiding in a crack[6:58:50]   He's going to come out and scare Dana White[6:58:58]   He comes out and grabs his leg[6:59:00]   Do you see this[6:59:02]   And now you're under my control[6:59:04]   He grabs his leg[6:59:06]   And they all play with him[6:59:08]   As if he is a baby[6:59:10]   And also he's 20 now[6:59:12]   He's 20, he's not 18 anymore[6:59:14]   He's 20[6:59:16]   Would Dana White play around with any 20 year old man like this[6:59:20]   Other than this fake baby[6:59:24]   What's up my man[6:59:26]   You got me[6:59:28]   Where the fuck is he hiding at[6:59:30]   How are you[6:59:32]   Good, good trip[6:59:34]   Go see your room[6:59:36]   Go see your room[6:59:38]   He can understand all words fine by the way[6:59:40]   Go see your room[6:59:42]   Good boy, good trip[6:59:44]   What would you say if you were meeting Hasbula[6:59:46]   Hey man how's it going[6:59:48]   No I wouldn't speak to fucking Hasbula[6:59:50]   Okay I don't have some[6:59:52]   I would never do that[6:59:54]   Get out of here[6:59:58]   But yes if I was around him I would go[7:00:00]   Hey man[7:00:02]   Rough day huh Has[7:00:04]   Yeah[7:00:06]   You know that scene in the classic[7:00:08]   Christmas film Elf[7:00:10]   Where Buddy the Elf is[7:00:12]   Demonstrating his failure[7:00:14]   At working at toys[7:00:16]   And that[7:00:18]   I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking[7:00:20]   Go on, go on, go on[7:00:22]   And then one of the little wind the box toys[7:00:24]   Pops up and goes[7:00:26]   And that scary laugh[7:00:28]   That's basically what Hasbula's voice sounds like[7:00:30]   Yes very similar[7:00:32]   Alright so we're gonna surprise him[7:00:34]   We're gonna surprise him so they've got all these surprises[7:00:36]   For Hasbula[7:00:38]   Why cause he's tiny[7:00:40]   That's the theme of this[7:00:42]   Look at this tiny baby[7:00:44]   Man[7:00:46]   The catch is he's a man[7:00:48]   But looks like a baby[7:00:50]   So let's do a bunch of baby stuff[7:00:52]   With him[7:00:54]   Now they've got surprises lined up[7:00:56]   Round the clock and this is the first surprise[7:00:58]   This is gonna chill you[7:01:00]   They go to his room[7:01:02]   They bought him a room[7:01:04]   He doesn't want to go in[7:01:06]   He opens the door[7:01:10]   And it's a luxury Las Vegas suite[7:01:12]   Filled with puppies[7:01:18]   And now they watch Hasbula roll on the ground with puppies[7:01:22]   A room filled with puppies[7:01:24]   Look at this scene[7:01:30]   No no[7:01:32]   Hey no[7:01:34]   No no no no[7:01:36]   They're so cute[7:01:38]   And it's a room full of like[7:01:40]   30[7:01:42]   40 year old men go[7:01:44]   This is so cute oh my god that's precious[7:01:46]   Look at Hasbula play with the puppy[7:01:48]   What? Meanwhile he's screaming[7:01:50]   Yeah so look at all these guys[7:01:52]   Standing around they're all standing around in a circle with Dana White[7:01:54]   The Nelk boys and everybody's gushing[7:01:56]   Over[7:01:58]   A 20 year old man[7:02:00]   Playing with puppies[7:02:02]   I mean I've just never seen anything like this[7:02:04]   Here's the thing[7:02:06]   They're forgetting this isn't another puppy[7:02:10]   They're forgetting this isn't a baby[7:02:12]   You know I've seen this before[7:02:14]   Alex Jones was on Impulsive[7:02:16]   With Logan Paul and Logan Paul[7:02:18]   Happens to have a midget friend[7:02:20]   What's that kid's name?[7:02:22]   Evan. Dwarf Mamba[7:02:24]   And Evan was on the set of[7:02:26]   Impulsive chilling on a bean bag[7:02:28]   Evan's just a regular midget not even a baby[7:02:30]   Evan's just a regular midget[7:02:32]   And Alex Jones goes[7:02:34]   I like him over there. Come here sonny boy[7:02:36]   Come sit on my lap[7:02:38]   And then started cuddling and tickling[7:02:40]   And playing with the midget and I was going[7:02:42]   This is a thing[7:02:44]   This is a thing where grown men start[7:02:46]   Thinking the midget is a dog[7:02:48]   Logan plays with his midget like a dog[7:02:50]   You've got everybody playing with[7:02:52]   Hasbula like a little kitten now[7:02:54]   I think that's a little off[7:03:24]   I'd go to like 5[7:03:26]   45[7:03:28]   What are they going to do here?[7:03:30]   I just was scrolling through and I saw an image of[7:03:32]   Dana in bed with him[7:03:34]   This is where Dana White gets in the bed with[7:03:36]   Hasi[7:03:38]   Travis Scott's[7:03:40]   Yeah I got these[7:03:42]   I got the room the milk boy's got the clothes and the puppies[7:03:44]   He's in bed cuddling up Hasbula[7:03:50]   He doesn't know him[7:03:52]   Only on a tic tac once[7:03:54]   I think the[7:03:56]   Milk boy's got some serious plans for you[7:03:58]   Buddy[7:04:02]   I think we killed day one[7:04:04]   We should have done cats[7:04:06]   Check this out in a very thrilling[7:04:08]   Video watching grown men play with a[7:04:10]   Man[7:04:12]   They make him shoot a giant gun[7:04:14]   In a flame thrower and fly[7:04:16]   Yeah but now let's show[7:04:18]   You this is happening[7:04:20]   Mike Tyson recently met[7:04:22]   Hasbula let's look at[7:04:24]   This video this is where it really[7:04:26]   Dawned on me something's up[7:04:28]   So this was a tweet published by somebody[7:04:30]   Complex magazine[7:04:32]   And it's of Mike Tyson[7:04:34]   With Hasbula[7:04:36]   So let's see what happens here[7:04:38]   So here's Mike Tyson and they're doing like shadow[7:04:40]   Boxing with each other[7:04:44]   Shadow boxing[7:04:46]   You see that?[7:04:50]   There they are[7:04:52]   Play fighting[7:04:54]   Okay watch this[7:04:58]   He picks up Hasbula[7:05:00]   As if it's a little boy and starts kissing[7:05:02]   His neck[7:05:04]   Like you would do with a baby[7:05:06]   Now I wouldn't even do this with another man's baby[7:05:08]   This isn't your baby[7:05:10]   Even but they can't resist[7:05:12]   So let me show you this full thing again[7:05:14]   Look at Mike Tyson watch what he does[7:05:16]   To Hasbula I mean this has to[7:05:18]   Stop[7:05:20]   Hugging and[7:05:22]   Kissing and picking him up and look[7:05:24]   Kissing him[7:05:26]   Kissing him[7:05:28]   Mike Tyson[7:05:34]   Right?[7:05:36]   I mean[7:05:38]   It's too much[7:05:40]   Okay you believe me there's a problem now please[7:05:50]   He does look pretty fucking cute in that little hat[7:05:52]   Very cute[7:05:54]   We'll take a quick break we'll be right back[7:05:56]   In a few seconds don't go anywhere[7:05:58]   We'll be right back[7:06:00]   See you soon[7:06:10]   Why don't I come back to laughing?[7:06:18]   This relationship I'm asking[7:06:26]   For your undivided attention[7:06:34]   Trust in all that we've started[7:06:40]   Take space in the trees[7:06:42]   But you won't understand[7:06:44]   You are not the one to[7:06:46]   Trust in the sky[7:06:50]   But you'll be the one[7:06:52]   With the passion of the night[7:06:56]   I'm not sure[7:06:58]   I'm still in love[7:07:00]   Dream girl[7:07:02]   Dream girl[7:07:04]   More than enough[7:07:06]   I'm the shit[7:07:08]   Is this real love[7:07:10]   You're like a flashlight[7:07:12]   Click it on, click it on[7:07:14]   I'm the shit[7:07:16]   I'm waiting up[7:07:18]   Dream girl, dream girl[7:07:20]   Until you come[7:07:22]   I'm the shit[7:07:24]   Is this real love[7:07:26]   Dream girl, dream girl[7:07:28]   Like a flashlight[7:07:30]   Dream girl, dream girl[7:07:38]   Pick me up sometime in the morning[7:07:44]   Kill that music will you?[7:07:46]   Kill that, kill that shit, kill that shit[7:07:48]   Thank you so much for listening to Red Bar[7:08:00]   Kept the right ones out[7:08:06]   And let the wrong ones in[7:08:10]   Had an angel of mercy[7:08:12]   To see me through all my sins[7:08:16]   There were times in my life[7:08:20]   When I was gone insane[7:08:24]   Trying to walk through the pain[7:08:30]   When I lost my grip[7:08:34]   Man I hit the floor[7:08:38]   Yeah I thought I could leave[7:08:40]   If I couldn't get out the door[7:08:44]   I was so sick and tired[7:08:48]   Of living a lie[7:08:52]   I was wishing that I would die[7:08:58]   It's amazing[7:09:02]   With a blink of an eye[7:09:04]   You finally see the light[7:09:06]   Thank you guys so much[7:09:08]   Thank you[7:09:12]   Oh it's amazing[7:09:16]   When the moment arrives[7:09:18]   You know you'll be alright[7:09:20]   Thank you very much[7:09:24]   It's amazing[7:09:28]   And I'm saying a prayer[7:09:30]   For the desperate hearts tonight[7:09:34]   Here we go[7:09:38]   That one last stop[7:09:40]   Hermann and vacation[7:09:46]   And how high can you fly[7:09:48]   With broken wings[7:09:52]   Life's a journey[7:09:54]   Not a destination[7:09:58]   And I just can't tell[7:10:00]   Just what tomorrow brings[7:10:08]   You have to learn to crawl[7:10:12]   Before you learn to walk[7:10:14]   Before you learn to walk[7:10:16]   But I just couldn't listen[7:10:18]   Oh that last stop[7:10:22]   Oh yeah[7:10:24]   I was out on the street[7:10:26]   Just trying to survive[7:10:30]   I was scratching a stick[7:10:34]   Life[7:10:38]   It's amazing[7:10:40]   With a blink of an eye[7:10:42]   You finally see the light[7:10:44]   Thank you[7:10:46]   Thanks for tuning in[7:10:48]   Oh it's amazing[7:10:52]   When the moment arrives[7:10:54]   You know you'll be alright[7:11:02]   Yeah it's amazing[7:11:06]   And I'm saying a prayer[7:11:08]   For the desperate hearts tonight[7:11:10]   Uh oh[7:11:12]   Desperate hearts[7:11:14]   Desperate hearts[7:11:16]   Something about Saturday night[7:11:18]   Thank you guys so much[7:11:20]   Another hit show Jules[7:11:22]   Good night[7:11:40]   Good night[7:12:10]   You[7:12:40]   You