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episode: RED BAR RADIO S20 E28

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[0:00:00]   🎵Music🎵[0:00:30]   🎵Music🎵[0:00:46]   🎵Music🎵[0:01:11]   And now you're under my control![0:01:13]   🎵Music🎵[0:01:42]   Hey everybody, welcome to Red Bar High![0:01:46]   Sorry, I was just doing some of my vintage workout stuff.[0:01:52]   Hey! Hey Jules![0:01:56]   We also have Jules in the house. What's up, what's up?[0:01:59]   Jules in the house![0:02:01]   This is going to be a very difficult podcast to do.[0:02:04]   Hey brothers and sisters of POD![0:02:07]   How are you?[0:02:08]   I thought this would be a very funny bit.[0:02:10]   We bought a bunch of these. I decided to do, has anyone ever tried this?[0:02:14]   An 80's only vintage workout routine.[0:02:19]   Using only 80's supplements.[0:02:22]   I mean I might get a really cool body. Some of these guys in here.[0:02:26]   Like this guy here, show this to the close up.[0:02:29]   This is what I've been reading. Uh oh, that one's out.[0:02:32]   Screw it![0:02:33]   Here's this guy. See this guy's size.[0:02:36]   Amino fuel, very cool.[0:02:38]   These are nice. Here, look at these.[0:02:40]   eBay. Only $30 an issue.[0:02:43]   Some of these were bagged.[0:02:45]   Very cool. We're going to be, actually we've got a cute art project coming out.[0:02:49]   We're tiling a bathroom, we're wallpapering a bathroom with these.[0:02:55]   Just thought we'd show you a cute little bit at the beginning of the show.[0:02:58]   Hey guys![0:03:00]   Very boring out there lately, huh?[0:03:03]   Does anybody feel this way about entertainment?[0:03:05]   There's like an entertainment lull happening across the Great Lakes, huh?[0:03:09]   Don't you feel that way?[0:03:10]   It almost feels like the biggest lull since before COVID.[0:03:14]   It does. It feels like the thrills are low.[0:03:18]   The fools aren't doing anything shocking.[0:03:21]   It's like they're just on repeat, you know?[0:03:23]   It's like how many times could you hear about Chris D'Elia?[0:03:26]   How many times could you hear about Kumiar?[0:03:29]   Although you'll be hearing about him again today.[0:03:33]   It's wonderful. Anthony Kumiar got his Twitter account back.[0:03:37]   So this is very exciting because he's got around 216,000 followers who are about to see some pretty gnarly things.[0:03:47]   So that's going to be exciting. We're going to show you our little plan for that coming up later today.[0:03:51]   But yes, I do feel like things are getting a bit boring out there.[0:03:56]   There's really only one storyline that's been on my mind all week.[0:04:01]   And it has to do with somebody named Megamind.[0:04:09]   Anybody following that?[0:04:11]   Melton is back. People saw my post. Team Melton.[0:04:15]   Patrick Melton, the original fool, they call him here at RBR.[0:04:21]   We covered Melton for about seven years straight every day, day in and day out, five days a week, three hours a time.[0:04:30]   Sometimes we would be there, you know, eight, nine hours.[0:04:33]   We did a didn't we do like a big Melton?[0:04:37]   There's like even a special on top of all the mountains.[0:04:40]   And that was all our programing was just this guy, Melton.[0:04:43]   There was lots of specials.[0:04:45]   Patrick Melton. And then we had a what was it called? The watchathon.[0:04:49]   You know, we would call this stuff the watch.[0:04:52]   And that's where we would watch him. And it was very exciting.[0:04:56]   I mean, every glimpse of this guy was exciting for us.[0:04:59]   This is back when people would make photoshops.[0:05:02]   It doesn't hit the same anymore, but back then it hit.[0:05:05]   They would make a Photoshop and it would just be of his face and it would say him.[0:05:10]   And we we would what happened? We would lose it.[0:05:14]   We would go crazy.[0:05:16]   And there'd be people making photoshops and movie posters of him all day.[0:05:22]   And it didn't wear out.[0:05:26]   I mean, it was just year after year of thrill.[0:05:28]   And then Melton kind of went away for a little bit.[0:05:30]   I think he went to he went to study comedy in in Edinburgh,[0:05:38]   the town over in wherever that was. Remember that? The Edinburgh Festival.[0:05:45]   I can't even remember the name.[0:05:47]   We don't remember the name. And he went away and he studied.[0:05:51]   And kind of like a warrior would.[0:05:54]   Or remember that Batman movie where he goes and he's practicing on the hill and he's doing all the moves.[0:06:00]   And I think he he learned a lot because, ladies and gentlemen, Melton is fully back.[0:06:09]   I haven't been able to take my eyes off of him this week.[0:06:13]   I've just been sitting in the bathroom. I mean, I was in the bathroom for about four or five hours extending this listening party.[0:06:20]   I put them on. I got the Sonos move. Oh, I love this Sonos move.[0:06:25]   You know, I grab it. I bring it to the bathroom and I want to sit on my this.[0:06:31]   There's this one seat in the bathroom that I use.[0:06:34]   But I went to sit on it and I ended up I was out there for about two and a half hours listening to him tell the tale of another podcast who happens to despise us.[0:06:45]   I like this podcast. I used to until I saw what he showed us.[0:06:49]   I'm sorry. This is a weird way to open the show. This is all that's been on my mind.[0:06:52]   You know, my heart can't lie.[0:06:55]   There is a show out there that has that it's just they despise us here.[0:07:01]   And I was alerted of this show, this other podcast a while ago.[0:07:08]   Somebody posted a clip.[0:07:10]   We went to check it out and I was horrified of this show because when I turned it on, I saw that the host was doing me because I couldn't believe it.[0:07:24]   I'm not being cocky. I just know when someone's copying me. M&M, I think.[0:07:29]   Yeah, from the D12 CD.[0:07:32]   So I just saw it, man. I saw him. He was doing all my stuff. He was doing all my moves, covering all my guys.[0:07:39]   A lot of people cover my guys now, which might be why it's sucking the thrill from me.[0:07:45]   But I saw this and I couldn't believe it. And then I made one snarky comment, you know, about him copying me.[0:07:51]   He lost it. This guy, Aaron M.M Holt.[0:07:57]   He's made it to the big show Steel Toe Morning Show.[0:08:03]   I'm obsessed, man. I'm fully obsessed. I know this is some low, low stuff.[0:08:09]   But, you know, he used to be this guy is actually pretty fucking amazing.[0:08:14]   He's got all the qualities of.[0:08:19]   Like the fool I need in my life, you know, I'm sitting here and Krista Lee is boring, Kumi is boring, Joe Rogan's boring, this comedy mothership.[0:08:28]   I'll tell you, I was at the comedy mothership beautiful club. I was there with Red Band. It was beautiful.[0:08:33]   We've got some videos to show you from them. But this guy, he does it for me.[0:08:39]   Aaron M.M Holt of Steel Toe Morning Show, you know, they caught him.[0:08:45]   He was wearing a piece. They caught him. He's wearing this blue polo shirt the other day.[0:08:51]   The shiny, tight little blue pole. I mean, this guy's got no figure.[0:08:56]   You should see this guy's figure, Jules. He's got no figure.[0:09:00]   And he's sitting there and you see a line here in a line here is if he has strapped down his B's.[0:09:12]   All right. And what we think's happening is he's having a little of this estrogen issue and he's growing some B's or some C's.[0:09:22]   And he's either taped down or he's putting an elastic strap around the B's to hold them in.[0:09:30]   But you're seeing because his shirt, he likes an SM, you know, a men's small.[0:09:36]   And his shirt is about this tight. And you're seeing this line here holding it.[0:09:40]   I couldn't believe it. And it's exactly the kind of thing I'm looking for right now.[0:09:45]   So what does this have to do with Melton? Well, Melton got involved with this guy.[0:09:50]   You know, we've hated, viciously hated this steel toe guy for a very long time.[0:09:56]   Melton got involved with this guy somehow. I don't know how that started.[0:09:59]   But Melton has been doing his own version of Mountain Watch on this guy's steel toe for the last two weeks.[0:10:06]   It's been phenomenal. I'm addicted.[0:10:10]   He's learned so much since he's been gone. And yeah, we're completely addicted.[0:10:17]   We love this show steel toe now with April.[0:10:20]   And the reason we're bringing it up is because we've been heavily involved, you know, without our permission, of course.[0:10:28]   But this Aaron, this hose to the steel toe, he keeps bringing up my name all the time.[0:10:34]   Me, Mike Redbar. And he keeps bringing up my name as if, you know, he's using this against Melton.[0:10:42]   He's going, oh, you know, Redbar took care of you.[0:10:45]   It's almost as if that I'm going to be excited that he's beefing with Melton and I'm going to stay out of this completely and never even bring it up.[0:10:53]   Oh, yes. Because it was too low. Too low.[0:10:56]   But this Aaron guy from steel toe, he keeps bringing me up as if, you know, to prove that Melton's bad.[0:11:05]   No, no, no. You have to re-prove Melton's bad from scratch.[0:11:10]   You can't use any of my data. And by the way, every man gets his chance.[0:11:15]   Every man gets his seconds.[0:11:17]   Melton's had a lot of time and Melton's back.[0:11:21]   His history from back in Mountain Watch, you know, that was all back then.[0:11:26]   He has to start doing some bad stuff now to be, you know, this Aaron cannot be using my old findings.[0:11:33]   I mean, Melton was like nine years old when we started doing this to him.[0:11:38]   He's 48 years old now. So I was very unhappy with that.[0:11:43]   And I wanted I just wanted this to get out there because it's been a big beef in the underground podcast world of the two thousand.[0:11:53]   Two thousand subscriber channel world, and I wanted to make sure this is out there.[0:11:58]   We are fully and along with all of my my legion here of worshipers here.[0:12:05]   We are all Team Melton.[0:12:10]   So I want that guy to know that I want that guy to know that everybody is now kind of turning in on him.[0:12:16]   You know, he said some terrible things.[0:12:18]   I have a couple of clips we can show of me.[0:12:21]   I mean, of course, not of me. I hope they're not clips of me.[0:12:25]   Clips from Melton's show just a little bit to show you why we felt we needed to bring this up.[0:12:31]   You know, I'd get I was very sick and I would get people messaging me, Mike, this Aaron from Steeltoe.[0:12:36]   He's doing this big rant about you, you know, and oh, by the way, here's this other connection of this.[0:12:42]   This is why this is so big.[0:12:45]   He's in bed with Kumiya now.[0:12:47]   This Steeltoe, Steeltoe, the Aaron guy is in bed with Kumiya.[0:12:52]   He did a special on Compound Media.[0:12:55]   Count Kumiya, our old count, is thinking of hiring Steeltoe Morning Show to to boost their little network there.[0:13:06]   So, I mean, he's he's very much animizing himself, you know, with me.[0:13:15]   So I'm very upset. I'm very sad.[0:13:18]   No, I'm not very upset. I'm very, very happy.[0:13:21]   And it was a tough week for me because it's really all I care about, to be honest.[0:13:29]   And it's really not anything like people don't really know Steeltoe.[0:13:34]   A select few. A select few.[0:13:38]   And, you know, I thought, like she said, it's a little low, but what do you guys say?[0:13:44]   Would you like to see some of our findings and see what we've seen and see how Mountain's doing?[0:13:49]   Most of all, do people want to see that?[0:13:52]   We'll just give it a little look, see today.[0:13:55]   Team Mountain, Team Mountain, Team Mountain.[0:13:59]   That doesn't mean, I don't know what it means.[0:14:02]   It doesn't matter what it means.[0:14:04]   Mountain is gay, some people are still saying.[0:14:06]   Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.[0:14:11]   Mountain is far from gay.[0:14:13]   I'm actually mad when I saw people picking on Mountain because nobody else picks on Mountain but me.[0:14:20]   And when I saw other people pick on Mountain, it was almost like somebody was picking on my little grandson, which I have.[0:14:27]   I got a little back grandson that we're taking around town right now.[0:14:33]   When I saw people picking on Mountain, I didn't like it.[0:14:37]   You know, I don't like people picking on Mountain.[0:14:40]   I want to, no, it's not my thing.[0:14:42]   I want to protect Melton or Millman or Musman or Mickleman or Mopman.[0:14:47]   So that was another big thing.[0:14:49]   It's like if you're complaining about your mom to someone and then they were like, yeah, your mom sucks.[0:14:54]   You're like, no, no, no.[0:14:56]   Only I can talk about my mom.[0:14:59]   It's kind of like that, but there's also a lot of other weird stuff going on internally.[0:15:05]   And, you know, I just don't know.[0:15:08]   It is a pathetic, this is a little pathetic to be waiting in this.[0:15:15]   But I, here's why I don't think it's as pathetic as maybe we think it is.[0:15:21]   I saw a clip, you know, Mountain's been tormenting this steel toe guy and it's getting to him.[0:15:27]   And I saw how this steel toe guy reacted and this steel toe errand with the bra.[0:15:35]   And I need everybody to understand he is wearing some sort of strap.[0:15:40]   This is big to me.[0:15:42]   A strap to hold down, you know, the seas.[0:15:48]   That's huge.[0:15:50]   I want that to be how he's, no, when you say his name, you go the guy with the strap.[0:15:54]   The guy is wearing that strap with the Megamind.[0:15:58]   And they're calling her Megamind.[0:16:00]   His wife is the co-host.[0:16:02]   I'll introduce you to the people.[0:16:04]   Don't worry. I won't leave you hanging.[0:16:06]   You're going to love it because the steel toe guy is actually imploding about this.[0:16:14]   You know, he's closing down his chat.[0:16:16]   He's yelling at all of his, I didn't think it would be that.[0:16:19]   You know, that's why I was kind of not interested at first.[0:16:21]   Normally when Mountain goes after people, they ignore.[0:16:24]   Yeah, I've seen Mountain.[0:16:26]   And by the way, ever since we left Mountain, he started going after people.[0:16:30]   You know, there's a saying that other people say.[0:16:33]   Whitney Cummings came up with a saying, hurt people, hurt people.[0:16:38]   Because again, I mistook for a chant, hurt people, hurt people, hurt people.[0:16:43]   That's what I thought.[0:16:45]   But it turns out, yeah, if you abuse someone, they might go on to abuse someone else.[0:16:53]   And I was thinking about that.[0:16:54]   I go, oh, that sounds like a negative thing.[0:16:56]   It's not.[0:16:57]   This is a beautiful thing.[0:16:59]   If I could, I mean, we're kind of getting all that we could ever want.[0:17:04]   You know, you take a guy, we have all these problems with him, you know, Mountain.[0:17:08]   We make fun of him for eight years.[0:17:11]   He kind of goes away a little bit, or at least he's not, you know, as interesting to us anymore.[0:17:17]   And then he comes back and he carries on our teaching and does it to somebody else.[0:17:25]   And then this cycle continues all over the world.[0:17:28]   And you see people just hurting each other and watching each other.[0:17:33]   And, you know, I don't think you could, I don't think there's a world where you shouldn't not like that.[0:17:40]   I think that's the way you want it to go.[0:17:42]   So I'm very, very proud of Mountain.[0:17:44]   You'll see coming up in a little bit.[0:17:45]   But he's been trying this for a while.[0:17:47]   We check in with him.[0:17:48]   He did it with this guy, Ty Rivera.[0:17:52]   And I just couldn't find any interest in it.[0:17:54]   But I'm telling you the way this steel toe and his wife, he's got an imposter jewels that he's trying to do too.[0:18:02]   So he was copying me.[0:18:04]   And then he's got this girl that he's, she's dyed her hair blonde.[0:18:08]   She's trying to do this Megamind look.[0:18:10]   And I couldn't believe it.[0:18:12]   I'm telling you if it, you know, and I'll say this, this Aaron, he's not like the other fools.[0:18:20]   This is a bad guy.[0:18:22]   You know, you might've heard me mention him a few times on the show where I go, and it's very confusing.[0:18:27]   I don't like to bring him up because he really, really bothers me in a way where I don't want anyone in the world to be exposed to somebody like this.[0:18:38]   You know, he used to be one of these morning radio guys.[0:18:41]   You know, those like guys that aren't even human and they just ramble and rambled.[0:18:46]   All of you guys used to have this in your town, right?[0:18:48]   The local morning drive guy.[0:18:52]   And they were very deceitful people.[0:18:55]   You know, they're very little humanity.[0:18:59]   And they just seem to be running on some sort of weird momentum without ever thinking anything through.[0:19:06]   This is one of those types of guys, but 10 times worse, copied me.[0:19:12]   Like I said, I couldn't believe how much he was copying me.[0:19:14]   And then they look up, they found a bunch of tweets.[0:19:17]   He's tweeted me a hundred times, this fella.[0:19:20]   Back in the day, he used to tweet.[0:19:22]   He used to ask me to come on his show to do interviews about compound media.[0:19:26]   He's been a real big red bar fan and supporter.[0:19:30]   And I think those couple months ago where he saw that I said I was copying him.[0:19:34]   You know, this happens to a lot of these copiers.[0:19:37]   They do me.[0:19:39]   They get busted for doing me.[0:19:41]   And then to prove that they've never been doing me, they started hating.[0:19:46]   I've become enemy number one.[0:19:49]   I mean, some of the things this man said about me, so vile, so repulsive.[0:19:54]   And I will never forget that, Erin.[0:19:59]   And now I'm going to use every bit of money that I have in my bank, which is about to close.[0:20:04]   By the way, I'm with SVC.[0:20:06]   My bank's shutting down.[0:20:07]   I can't do any payroll here.[0:20:09]   Did you hear about this, my crypto bank?[0:20:11]   I put all my money into a Silicon Valley SVG bank.[0:20:15]   I lost it all.[0:20:17]   I got about six bucks.[0:20:18]   I might be doing super chats today.[0:20:20]   We had to open a ghost kitchen in the front of the studio.[0:20:23]   Oh, yeah.[0:20:24]   If you see me running in and out, you know, we're trying this for the first time today.[0:20:28]   I've turned the front of the offices here into a ghost kitchen for some extra bucks.[0:20:34]   So I might have a bunch of dashers here and I need to fulfill orders.[0:20:37]   I'm going to be running back and forth, but I got about 17 different restaurants.[0:20:40]   I'm running out of one building here, which isn't even allowed.[0:20:44]   I've got one license, 17 businesses.[0:20:47]   And what I'm doing here is, you know, I'll say, oh, here come down to Chiba's Tacos.[0:20:52]   And then I got another place where I'm making sushi.[0:20:55]   I'm in the back.[0:20:56]   I'm doing it all.[0:20:57]   I'm doing it all.[0:20:58]   I'm hand rolling the sushi and making all this.[0:21:00]   So if you see me running back and forth today, it's because I'm starting.[0:21:03]   I'm running this new ghost kitchen for some extra money.[0:21:06]   All right. Are we ready to start this show today?[0:21:09]   You guys want to, are you guys on uppers?[0:21:12]   Let's do it.[0:21:13]   This is going to be a beautiful Hanukkah.[0:21:15]   Just think of every show as a Hanukkah, which is the best holiday, of course.[0:21:19]   You know, I shouldn't even joke about that because some people like Ethan Klein really do believe in Hanukkah[0:21:25]   and they celebrate it and stuff like that.[0:21:28]   Oh, another new thing about me.[0:21:29]   I got a lot of new things about me happening here.[0:21:32]   I am going to be doing, if you catch, so get the ghost kitchen.[0:21:37]   And then the other thing I'm going to be trying today is a Trump impression, but not just any Trump impression.[0:21:43]   I'm going to be imitating the guy on SNL who's been doing Trump.[0:21:47]   And my goal for this is to do an imitation of this guy who does Trump.[0:21:52]   So it will be a Trump impression.[0:21:54]   And then I want to do that so much that it becomes my regular voice.[0:21:58]   And it's one of these Trump impressions where it's like, something like that.[0:22:04]   Like I said, I'm working on it, but wouldn't that be cool?[0:22:07]   Would you still like the show if I kind of just sounded like Trump, Donald Trump, the old president all day, every day?[0:22:16]   Think about that.[0:22:17]   Let's get into our first first drink of the day here.[0:22:21]   Oh, that's what everybody loves about the show.[0:22:23]   We're really the only show that celebrates its arrival, right?[0:22:28]   Nobody's really doing this.[0:22:29]   I see people drinking on shows out of plastic cups.[0:22:31]   See, that was like my Trump.[0:22:33]   I see people drinking out of plastic cups on shows.[0:22:35]   I hate that.[0:22:36]   I hate when people have a very thin water bottle on a show.[0:22:39]   Have you ever seen this?[0:22:41]   Every show, they skimp on water.[0:22:43]   Makes you wonder how much they're skimping on toilet paper there.[0:22:48]   We had a guy here.[0:22:50]   We had a guy here.[0:22:51]   He couldn't believe that we had Charmin Ultra Gentle in the bathroom.[0:22:56]   We had this guy here.[0:22:57]   He goes, I can't believe you have Charmin Ultra Gentle here.[0:23:00]   He goes, that's like what I get for Christmas.[0:23:02]   That's expensive.[0:23:03]   Charmin Extra Gentle is fucking expensive, man.[0:23:05]   Thirty dollars a roll.[0:23:07]   Kills me to buy.[0:23:08]   Thirty dollars a roll.[0:23:10]   And yeah, we got the good toilet paper.[0:23:12]   We got the really expensive whiskey here today.[0:23:15]   I got to behave myself a little bit better today because on the last show, they were right.[0:23:21]   I had some of that apple whiskey.[0:23:23]   I remember on the last show, I thought it was really cute.[0:23:25]   I'm at the store and I see this Jack Daniels Tennessee apple whiskey.[0:23:31]   And for some reason, I was in a green apple mood.[0:23:36]   I like a green apple, a fake green apple syrupy taste.[0:23:40]   So I saw this green apple whiskey.[0:23:42]   I decided to get it.[0:23:43]   And some guy goes, haha, Mike, enjoy your crippling hangover because that stuff's going to get you.[0:23:49]   We went crazy.[0:23:50]   We said, oh, please.[0:23:51]   I said, oh, please get him out of the chat.[0:23:53]   Lock him up.[0:23:54]   Lock him up.[0:23:56]   And he was right.[0:23:58]   I died.[0:23:59]   Man, I died, dude.[0:24:01]   The last show after we got done with the last show, I was good as always.[0:24:06]   Stayed here for a couple hours.[0:24:08]   Made our way home.[0:24:10]   Went to sleep just fine.[0:24:11]   And then the next day just didn't really wake up too fine.[0:24:14]   I was sick for two days from this type of stuff.[0:24:19]   So we must be more careful.[0:24:20]   And this can't be the message that I'm giving out to little kids who watch the show.[0:24:24]   But let's have our first drink.[0:24:26]   We urge you to do this along with us, to try this if you haven't.[0:24:31]   And if you're one of these guys, oh, I can't drink.[0:24:34]   I had to quit drinking.[0:24:36]   I had to stop when I was 16.[0:24:37]   Let's give it another try.[0:24:39]   Every few months you should be giving this another try.[0:24:42]   And seeing if you could conquer your weakness.[0:24:45]   And I said that to Russell Brand.[0:24:47]   I was having lunch with Russell Brand.[0:24:50]   And I was going like this, because he was talking.[0:24:54]   And he's sitting there like, I can't drink.[0:24:56]   I can't have a drink in my life.[0:24:58]   I have one sip of that.[0:25:00]   You were trying to get him to try ayahuasca?[0:25:03]   Yeah, he can't do ayahuasca because he'll start hitting again.[0:25:07]   Be abusive to women. Isn't that nice?[0:25:09]   How about this? If you drink and you start being abusive and you start doing this.[0:25:13]   That's the real you.[0:25:15]   The real me when I drink is wonderful.[0:25:19]   You know, you couldn't be a better guy.[0:25:21]   I'm horrible every other day.[0:25:23]   Every other day this week, this is me.[0:25:31]   But when I'm drinking, I'm a really nice guy.[0:25:33]   I'm having a great time.[0:25:35]   The real you is what you are under the influence here.[0:25:38]   And if you can't figure that out, you've got to get out of our chat room.[0:25:41]   This is a drinking crew.[0:25:43]   Let's have that first drink. We've got a song here today.[0:25:45]   Do you have anything fun?[0:25:47]   I thought we had a cool rap.[0:25:48]   Did we have another cool rap from somebody or another cool song?[0:25:52]   Or was that a dream that I had?[0:25:54]   I swear I had something in mind for a drinking song.[0:25:57]   It was something good.[0:25:59]   Did you email it to me?[0:26:00]   The email.[0:26:02]   No, my email doesn't work anymore.[0:26:04]   I haven't used that in a long time.[0:26:05]   A guy sent me an email saying,[0:26:06]   I watched your breakdown of the critically acclaimed Andrew Santino special[0:26:09]   and felt inspired to make a song for the occasion.[0:26:12]   Yeah, let's hear that one.[0:26:14]   Do I have it?[0:26:15]   It's a SoundCloud.[0:26:16]   No, I have to forward you the email.[0:26:18]   Forward me the email.[0:26:19]   That won't work because I can't open that here.[0:26:21]   Okay, next show.[0:26:23]   No, no, no. I want to hear this song.[0:26:25]   How do I get it over?[0:26:26]   Here, hold on.[0:26:27]   Forward me the email.[0:26:28]   Yeah, that's what I was going to do.[0:26:29]   Send it a text.[0:26:30]   I'll air drop it to the computer and then we'll have a big blast.[0:26:33]   I'm very excited to hang out and parlay with everybody here today.[0:26:39]   You ready to hang out for the next six or seven hours today?[0:26:43]   Long day.[0:26:44]   We're going to be taking puffs, taking drinks.[0:26:47]   Don't drink ahead.[0:26:48]   Don't fall behind.[0:26:50]   Have some water after every drink.[0:26:55]   Even though I felt like I did that on the last show,[0:26:57]   I was really a rock.[0:26:58]   It was really,[0:26:59]   these hangovers are starting to turn into a two, three day experience,[0:27:03]   which is getting in the way of my fitness routine.[0:27:07]   I'll tell you that.[0:27:09]   But I am making strides.[0:27:11]   I am making breakthroughs.[0:27:13]   Talk about milestones.[0:27:14]   You know, I really don't talk about my life at all.[0:27:16]   You know, I don't post all these gym videos that I've been filming.[0:27:21]   A lot of people don't really know much about me anymore.[0:27:24]   They have to tell them every once in a while about how incredible I am doing on my journey to recovery.[0:27:31]   As far as, you know, trying to get better from this diabolical disease that I have, alcoholism.[0:27:38]   So, yes, and everything is going great with that.[0:27:42]   It is a lot of work, though.[0:27:44]   A lot of work.[0:27:45]   I saw Kevin Brennan asking what I do the other days that were off.[0:27:50]   He asked me, Kevin Brennan.[0:27:52]   He called me up and he's like, hey, cocksucker, what do you do the other seven days when you're not parking?[0:27:59]   I said, Kevin, geez, I'm a very personal guy.[0:28:01]   You know, I'm a very personal guy.[0:28:03]   I'm trying to keep the mystery up here.[0:28:06]   But I will say this.[0:28:07]   My health journey takes up a lot of time.[0:28:10]   Thank you.[0:28:11]   That's all I wanted you to know.[0:28:12]   Get that through your fucking head.[0:28:14]   No, not your fucking head.[0:28:16]   Do we have the song now?[0:28:18]   Why you have so little to do that you just have to fill your time with all this nonsense?[0:28:24]   Me? I don't have any nonsense in my life.[0:28:26]   Cut the nonsense out.[0:28:28]   Kevin.[0:28:29]   Kevin Brennan does his show.[0:28:31]   Anybody who's doing their show more than one time a month is doing it because they are desperate need for money.[0:28:37]   And I'll tell you this.[0:28:39]   Any guy running a super chat over the age of 22 is suspect.[0:28:43]   Here are the here's that song.[0:28:46]   And we're going to airdrop this to my main computer.[0:28:49]   But I'll tell you this.[0:28:50]   I haven't heard this, by the way.[0:28:51]   This is debut.[0:28:53]   I'll tell you this.[0:28:54]   I've been following this steel toe Patrick Mountain stuff.[0:28:58]   And again, it's been fantastic.[0:29:00]   It's gotten me through all my bathrooms or all my showers.[0:29:04]   I've been listening in the bathroom tanning beds.[0:29:07]   I'm listening to what everywhere I go.[0:29:08]   I'm listening to this thing.[0:29:11]   Did you know that tanning is not nobody's doing that anymore.[0:29:14]   Self tanning, that's not even a thing anymore.[0:29:16]   You can't even find it.[0:29:17]   Self tanning salon.[0:29:18]   They've all it's just stopped.[0:29:21]   So where are people getting their color from the outdoors?[0:29:24]   You can't you can't.[0:29:26]   What did I say I had to go through to get a tan outside?[0:29:29]   Remember, I had to go through so many hoops to get some color on my skin.[0:29:33]   What did I say?[0:29:34]   I came up with something, Jules, where he said, oh, the lengths I got to go to get a tan.[0:29:39]   And I do this.[0:29:40]   It was very funny.[0:29:41]   Wait till you hear it.[0:29:42]   I figure it out.[0:29:43]   All right.[0:29:44]   We're going to transition to Mike's Max Studio.[0:29:46]   And bear with me because I am a boomer.[0:29:50]   Very, very old.[0:29:51]   I'm one of the oldest podcasters in the book.[0:29:54]   All right.[0:29:55]   It says set.[0:29:56]   There it is.[0:29:57]   And then we're going to do our drinking song.[0:29:58]   Don't worry.[0:29:59]   You're going to have a blast today.[0:30:01]   I can 100 percent guarantee that my shrugs.[0:30:05]   I'm up to about one hundred and five pounds on the shrug of the barbell shrug, which is nothing.[0:30:11]   But it's still very, very heavy, so she can't lift it.[0:30:15]   That's how I judge it.[0:30:16]   Am I doing good?[0:30:17]   Can she lift it?[0:30:18]   No.[0:30:19]   Here it is.[0:30:20]   This is a song someone said.[0:30:21]   It's about Andrew Santino, the redheaded comedian.[0:30:24]   And we'll use it as our drinking song today.[0:30:26]   It's called the I hate this.[0:30:28]   And it's called the the butthole.[0:30:33]   I hate this word.[0:30:35]   Remember Santino's special.[0:30:36]   He's doing all these.[0:30:38]   Butthole jokes.[0:30:41]   You know.[0:30:42]   He's always talking about his fucking body, fingering his own ass.[0:30:47]   Remember how there was that era where everybody was like joking around, like, I'm with my girlfriend here and he shoves her pinky at my ass.[0:30:55]   I'm like, no, no, no.[0:30:57]   He's misconstrued that he's come up with this idea that we're shoving our own pinkies up our asses while we masturbate.[0:31:05]   I mean, this is what he said on a stage full of people.[0:31:07]   Andrew Santino, the redhead from Dave.[0:31:10]   He said that he shoves his full pinky up his ass while he masturbates.[0:31:16]   Why is he masturbating?[0:31:18]   All right.[0:31:19]   This is the song.[0:31:20]   A listener made it and we'll use it as our drinking song today.[0:31:23]   Welcome to the red bar.[0:31:24]   Hava.[0:31:25]   Here we go.[0:31:28]   Have that drink.[0:31:31]   Oh, I think I'm in this, too.[0:31:34]   Cheers.[0:31:37]   Are you into the pothole?[0:31:40]   That's me.[0:31:41]   I got Lou dripping out of my asshole onto my jeans.[0:31:43]   I got Lou dripping out of my asshole onto my jeans.[0:31:46]   Just one of these types of songs, I guess.[0:31:48]   Cheers, everybody.[0:31:49]   Welcome.[0:31:50]   That's not funny.[0:31:51]   That's not funny.[0:31:52]   Woo.[0:31:55]   Woo.[0:31:58]   Woo.[0:31:59]   One more.[0:32:00]   Are you into the pothole?[0:32:03]   I got Lou dripping out of my asshole onto my jeans.[0:32:06]   Very good today.[0:32:07]   I got Lou dripping out of my asshole onto my jeans.[0:32:09]   I like to tickle my butthole with my free hand.[0:32:12]   You're a butthole.[0:32:14]   Cheers, everybody.[0:32:15]   Thank you for making this.[0:32:16]   Very sweet.[0:32:17]   I got Lou dripping out of my asshole onto my jeans.[0:32:20]   I like to tickle my butthole with my free hand.[0:32:22]   Want a pothole?[0:32:23]   You're a butthole comic.[0:32:26]   Pull out an old smoke, have a pothoroo.[0:32:29]   Do you want a fresh one?[0:32:31]   Nah.[0:32:32]   You're a butthole comic.[0:32:34]   I can still get people to this day.[0:32:36]   Oh, oh, oh, oh.[0:32:37]   I got Lou dripping out of my asshole onto my jeans.[0:32:39]   I still get people to this day.[0:32:42]   Telling me that I got to stop with the pre-rolls,[0:32:44]   that they're not using fine enough weed in it, you know,[0:32:48]   for me.[0:32:49]   So I had to deal with that all week.[0:32:51]   If you wonder where I was.[0:32:58]   Very good, very good.[0:33:00]   Is everybody enjoying their life?[0:33:03]   I hope so.[0:33:04]   Thanks, Steven, for that beautiful song.[0:33:05]   That was Steven?[0:33:06]   Thanks, Steven.[0:33:07]   Shortest show ever vegan, Steven?[0:33:09]   You know, a lot of people, I watch these shows,[0:33:11]   and a lot of people are talking about the screen names[0:33:13]   of the users that they have.[0:33:15]   It's becoming very repetitive.[0:33:18]   All right, we've got a big, big, excellent,[0:33:21]   fun show, as always.[0:33:23]   The base is booming.[0:33:25]   The clouds are starting to scatter there,[0:33:28]   and the sun's coming out, and the red bar is rising.[0:33:33]   I was in a magazine once, and the headline for my article[0:33:37]   was Red Bar Rising, because the bar is rising.[0:33:43]   It's in the fitness magazine, too,[0:33:44]   because I'm rising the bar like this.[0:33:46]   You should see me.[0:33:47]   Okay, let's get started here.[0:33:52]   Where do we start?[0:33:53]   What do you think we should do?[0:33:54]   Well, did you just want to show the melting stuff[0:33:55]   since you're already talking about it?[0:33:56]   Are people excited about Stilto and the melting stuff,[0:33:59]   or do they find it to be lame, pathetic?[0:34:02]   It seems like a lot of people in the chat are-[0:34:03]   It's not like me to worry about what they think[0:34:06]   is pathetic or not.[0:34:07]   It's not like me, what's going on with me?[0:34:11]   That all of a sudden I'm worried if they're-[0:34:13]   I don't want to waste anybody's time anymore.[0:34:15]   I've seen a lot of programs of people wasting people's times.[0:34:18]   That's why I do my hair every week, because I figure[0:34:20]   if you don't like what I'm saying, at least you could[0:34:22]   just stare at my hair and enjoy something, right?[0:34:26]   There are a lot of women out there who have been[0:34:28]   complimenting my hair in the Bring Back group.[0:34:31]   I'll tell you this, if you're complimenting my hair[0:34:33]   in a comment, don't private message me.[0:34:36]   That's cheating.[0:34:38]   She's watching, she's watching, she's watching.[0:34:41]   You're never going to get me.[0:34:42]   People are saying, yes, yes, yes, yes.[0:34:45]   I just want everyone to have a great time,[0:34:47]   you know what I mean?[0:34:48]   I've been told I waste a lot of time.[0:34:51]   There's already a guy going, get to the content.[0:34:54]   Really?[0:34:56]   To me, the part where we're not doing any content-[0:34:59]   Yeah, that's the type of the show.[0:35:01]   We're trying to drive people away.[0:35:03]   I don't want people to tune in thinking this is a news show[0:35:06]   where you get your fill of some updates.[0:35:09]   No, no, no.[0:35:11]   This is just a show about my antics[0:35:13]   and how I move.[0:35:15]   Okay, if you're not into that.[0:35:18]   But yes, people are into mountain and steel toe.[0:35:21]   Good, I'm glad they are.[0:35:22]   You want to see some clips?[0:35:23]   Send them on over.[0:35:24]   Let's do a quick little rise here.[0:35:26]   People love a rise.[0:35:27]   Our TV camera's working, right?[0:35:29]   There we go.[0:35:30]   Who got some good stuff today?[0:35:31]   I just scrolled through the list.[0:35:32]   It's going to be a great show.[0:35:33]   Let's do our first rise.[0:35:34]   Okay, everybody pray.[0:35:37]   Everybody put your hands together right now[0:35:39]   and pray for the TV to come up, okay?[0:35:42]   There it is.[0:35:44]   There you go.[0:35:45]   It's working.[0:35:48]   Your prayers are working.[0:35:52]   You can cut to that one so I can see.[0:35:54]   There it goes.[0:35:55]   Look at that.[0:35:57]   Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya in the sky.[0:36:04]   Doo, doo, doo.[0:36:05]   Perfect rise today.[0:36:06]   Beautiful rise.[0:36:10]   Hopefully I can get a rise out of you folks here today.[0:36:12]   All right, we've got some great stuff with Melton.[0:36:14]   This is one of the clips that I was talking about[0:36:17]   that really changed my mind and made me say, okay.[0:36:20]   This is the one where we felt we needed to speak out.[0:36:23]   Okay, is this in next step here?[0:36:25]   Mountain verse steel toe.[0:36:27]   Should we show people steel toe first?[0:36:29]   I mean, I think it's only fair that maybe we just show a steel toe[0:36:33]   to show who the guys are.[0:36:34]   Because I don't think people know this steel toe.[0:36:37]   Trust me.[0:36:38]   Outside of Anad Pekad, you know, this is how I found out about him.[0:36:42]   We have this Indian listener who's got a cool haircut,[0:36:46]   cooler than most Indians.[0:36:48]   So he's one above Indian.[0:36:50]   I saw this great clip of Ethan Klein from a couple of years ago.[0:36:54]   He said, all Indians look like janitors.[0:36:56]   That's what he said.[0:36:57]   The fuck?[0:36:58]   Yeah.[0:36:59]   And Hila was agreeing.[0:37:00]   But this Anad Pekad, he's one of these Americanized Indians[0:37:05]   who's, he's not wearing like brown, billowy, thin slacks.[0:37:10]   He's dressing nice.[0:37:11]   And he's, I don't even know what he looks like anymore.[0:37:13]   I'm remembering his profile picture from many years ago.[0:37:17]   I think he's got a cool mustache.[0:37:19]   He's the best.[0:37:20]   He's the coolest listener.[0:37:21]   Let's get a picture of him.[0:37:22]   No, he's just a listener of ours.[0:37:24]   His name is like something like Anad Pekad.[0:37:28]   He's an angel.[0:37:29]   And this guy, you know, we catch him.[0:37:31]   And he has nothing to do with steel toe.[0:37:33]   You've got the wrong guy.[0:37:34]   I don't know.[0:37:35]   Let me just explain what I think it is.[0:37:37]   This guy Anad Pekad, is he in the chat here today?[0:37:40]   I don't know.[0:37:41]   But the other last week, he said he has nothing to do with steel toe.[0:37:45]   Okay.[0:37:46]   But I like to just, it doesn't really matter what has actually happened.[0:37:49]   You know, I'll tell you the story goes like this.[0:37:53]   I catch Anad Pekad thinking that he could be listening to steel toe[0:37:58]   in a way where he's enjoying.[0:38:01]   And I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.[0:38:04]   You know, and I made everybody choose.[0:38:05]   If you're a ride to bar listener, you're not allowed.[0:38:11]   See how far I'm taking this?[0:38:13]   You're not allowed to listen to steel toe unless you hate him.[0:38:21]   You understand?[0:38:24]   I think we're clear.[0:38:25]   I don't need to even explain any further.[0:38:27]   There will be no enjoying him ever.[0:38:32]   You know, not as far as I want.[0:38:37]   I don't want you to do that.[0:38:39]   Do you understand?[0:38:40]   Which is a big thing, you know, that I'm asking you.[0:38:45]   This is a huge favor.[0:38:46]   This means everything to me.[0:38:48]   It's a big responsibility.[0:38:49]   Guys, how about this?[0:38:50]   You ever hear a show where somebody goes, guys, please,[0:38:52]   this just means everything to me.[0:38:54]   Can you just, it would mean a lot to me.[0:38:57]   Have you seen the left here?[0:38:58]   I know a way you can understand that.[0:39:01]   You all watch the last of us.[0:39:02]   Don't you?[0:39:03]   With that fucking pig headed conch dyke.[0:39:08]   She's not a dyke.[0:39:09]   She's my new friend.[0:39:13]   On the last of us.[0:39:14]   Where was I going with this?[0:39:15]   On the last of us.[0:39:17]   This might be a spoiler alert.[0:39:18]   If you haven't seen the last episode of the last of us.[0:39:20]   Okay.[0:39:21]   The season finale episode nine.[0:39:24]   You know, so you could get out of the room.[0:39:27]   I'll give you two seconds to get out of the room.[0:39:29]   If you haven't seen the last of us, the last one.[0:39:31]   Okay.[0:39:32]   One, 1000 Mississippi to 1000, Minnesota.[0:39:37]   You're out on the last of us.[0:39:40]   Here's a way you could understand on the last of us.[0:39:42]   The trucking dyke mom.[0:39:45]   She's pregnant.[0:39:46]   They're doing a flashback.[0:39:47]   Okay.[0:39:48]   Now little something about me.[0:39:49]   I can't determine flash forwards or flashbacks.[0:39:52]   So if a show has them, I'm lost.[0:39:57]   So I can't recognize it's a medical thing with me.[0:40:00]   I can not recognize a flashback or a flash forward.[0:40:03]   It needs to stay the same week on my show.[0:40:07]   So I'm watching this show.[0:40:08]   They're having a flashback because she told me.[0:40:11]   And, uh, you know what I like, if you make a flashback,[0:40:15]   what you should do is put a huge vignette around it.[0:40:19]   And then sepia tone.[0:40:21]   Then I'll know.[0:40:23]   And that's a beautiful look.[0:40:25]   Sepia tone in a movie is a beautiful look with a vignette.[0:40:29]   And then it's sepia tone.[0:40:30]   You should do that.[0:40:31]   It's about half the movie.[0:40:33]   That doesn't ruin the picture.[0:40:37]   And the last of us she's pregnant.[0:40:39]   Okay.[0:40:40]   She's on the ground.[0:40:41]   She's running from, uh, triceps, mushrooms.[0:40:44]   And she gets on the floor and she's got this big pregnant belly and the zombies coming up the stairs to come get her.[0:40:51]   She takes out a little knife and she stands.[0:40:54]   She sits there and then she starts having contractions cause she's birthing Allie to have.[0:41:01]   And then she drops the knife two inches away.[0:41:06]   This is her dropping the knife.[0:41:07]   Ah, it's like could do that.[0:41:12]   This is what she does.[0:41:13]   She's like, Oh, contraction.[0:41:16]   Ah, my knife.[0:41:18]   Really?[0:41:19]   I mean, two seconds ago, she was running 16 miles through the woods.[0:41:26]   She finally gets to this room, locks the door and she's like, I got my knife.[0:41:31]   Damn it.[0:41:32]   If only I could reach this.[0:41:34]   And then she like puts her hand like this and you're like the knife.[0:41:39]   So she leaves to the knife there.[0:41:40]   And of course an alien comes in and starts attacking her in bites her.[0:41:45]   And then, you know, she kills, she finally scram.[0:41:50]   They always do this in a movie on my knife, my knife.[0:41:52]   Ah, good thing they were looking at my hand and my face the whole time.[0:41:56]   You have to press square every movie.[0:41:58]   The guy's killing them.[0:42:00]   And meanwhile, they're off in another.[0:42:02]   Oh, if I could just get this knife.[0:42:04]   The guy is right here.[0:42:05]   The guy is right here.[0:42:06]   The guy is right here.[0:42:07]   He could see you try to get a knife.[0:42:10]   Try that everybody.[0:42:11]   Well, I'm strangling you.[0:42:12]   See if I, I let you get your knife.[0:42:17]   See how far you get when there's a man on top of you strangling you.[0:42:21]   See if he lets you go.[0:42:22]   Hold on.[0:42:23]   Let me just reach for a knife for 10 minutes.[0:42:27]   Struggling.[0:42:28]   They always do every fucking movie.[0:42:29]   They're trying to reach for the guy.[0:42:31]   If I could only just get it there.[0:42:33]   Put some tape around your hand, butterfingers.[0:42:36]   Enough.[0:42:37]   Can't suffer through that scene anymore.[0:42:40]   So, she, the zombie bites her.[0:42:44]   She stabs the zombie in the head.[0:42:46]   And then, little does she know, she's had the baby.[0:42:50]   She's had this Last of Us.[0:42:52]   We're talking about this.[0:42:54]   It's a spoiler.[0:42:55]   She has the baby and it's Elle.[0:42:57]   Oh, the beautiful Elle.[0:42:59]   So pretty.[0:43:00]   So pretty.[0:43:01]   And, and she realizes I've been bit by the zombie and she sees the[0:43:07]   cortisol all starting to spread.[0:43:10]   And then she goes, oh, the, she gets the bright idea.[0:43:13]   She's holding up this disgusting baby.[0:43:15]   Completely naked, by the way.[0:43:18]   Illegal.[0:43:19]   And she's holding up this baby.[0:43:21]   You can see the clit.[0:43:22]   You can see the tits.[0:43:24]   You can see the yah.[0:43:26]   And she goes, oh, the umbilical cord.[0:43:28]   She looks at her leg.[0:43:29]   She sees the bite spreading.[0:43:30]   She sees an umbilical cord and then she, uh,[0:43:33]   she sees it spreading up the cord, you know, and she goes, ah,[0:43:37]   got it before it got in.[0:43:38]   She tosses the baby out of the way and comes to this idea now that[0:43:42]   that baby, because of this, you know, uh,[0:43:46]   unusual circumstance where you were bit and had a baby at the same time,[0:43:50]   but you cut the umbilical cord just in time.[0:43:53]   Now the baby is immune to the alien.[0:44:00]   And now they got to, you know,[0:44:03]   parade her all over Calgary because she's so great.[0:44:08]   I don't even know the plot of the show,[0:44:09]   but it's something to do with showing her around[0:44:13]   Calgary for weeks.[0:44:16]   So, um,[0:44:19]   with some tour guide that they, uh, they hated each other first.[0:44:24]   Now they're really good friends, but they're never friends at the same time.[0:44:28]   One of them wants to like, we'll really want to be this Joel's friend.[0:44:32]   And he'll be like, absolutely not get back to bed.[0:44:35]   I just really am sick of you fucking talking stupid bitch.[0:44:40]   And then like the next day I'll be like, Hey, you want to play ABCs with me?[0:44:45]   What about hopscotch? You ever heard of this game?[0:44:49]   And it's like, did you just get a shot?[0:44:55]   So this guy, Oh God, you got to hear this. This guy,[0:44:58]   Joel gets stabbed. He's like this.[0:45:01]   He can't wake up.[0:45:04]   So this fucking dyke kid that I'm talking about,[0:45:09]   who was immune,[0:45:10]   she's running around town trying to steal medicine from people.[0:45:14]   And she goes, I need medicine. He's he's sick. And they go, okay,[0:45:18]   here's a shot. And they give her a full shot.[0:45:23]   And then she goes, ah, finally the shot.[0:45:25]   She runs back to this guy and just, she doesn't even know what she's doing.[0:45:30]   She goes, I guess just stab the shot in him and just,[0:45:33]   and then like 20 minutes later, he's like, Oh, I feel fantastic.[0:45:38]   Thank you for that shot.[0:45:40]   It really changed.[0:45:41]   And then the whole day he's like got a whistle while he works type[0:45:46]   attitude. He's really in a good mood,[0:45:49]   but back to that mom who had the baby. And this is the,[0:45:52]   this is why I'm telling you this whole story.[0:45:54]   And this is why you got to do me a favor because what happened is[0:45:59]   she has the baby it's immune, but now she's turning, right?[0:46:03]   Some black lady busts in the door and she goes,[0:46:08]   what the hell going on here? And she goes, I've been bit,[0:46:11]   but the baby hasn't.[0:46:12]   You must take the baby and then shoot me so I don't spread this terrible[0:46:16]   disease. She goes, I can't do it. She goes, please,[0:46:21]   how long have you known me for? And this is the part where we're relatable here.[0:46:25]   She goes, how long have you known me for? Please? She's like, I can't.[0:46:29]   She's like, please just take the baby and then shoot me in the head with a gun.[0:46:33]   And this is like,[0:46:34]   because I've known you a really long time and that's what I'm saying here to you[0:46:38]   and the woman finally, like you should do goes,[0:46:42]   understood, shoots the lady,[0:46:48]   runs away, ran back in there. Like the rock to,[0:46:51]   she really did act like Dwayne Johnson.[0:46:54]   By the way,[0:46:55]   did you see the rock at the Oscars being a complete asshole?[0:47:00]   I hate the rock. I don't know if I told you this, that rock needs to go down.[0:47:04]   Can we harass him? Is there a way to get to the rock?[0:47:07]   Did you guys see Hila at the Oscars?[0:47:09]   Hila Klein performing at the Oscars.[0:47:12]   Here's a great picture of her.[0:47:14]   But I got to tell you,[0:47:15]   so if on the last of us that woman could do the dying woman a favor just[0:47:21]   because she's begging,[0:47:23]   then can you do me this favor of hating the steel toe morning show with me just[0:47:31]   for me as my dying wish?[0:47:34]   I'll kill myself for it. I just need you to hate him in your own mind.[0:47:39]   With every piece of your heart. So are you with me?[0:47:44]   Thank you. I'm getting a text for my wife. Give me one second here.[0:47:48]   I got to open this up.[0:47:49]   It was just a picture of Hila at the Oscars.[0:47:51]   Yes. So Hila Klein was at the Oscars. Oh wow.[0:47:54]   She really is looking better. Did you see Hila Klein at the Oscars last night?[0:47:59]   There she is right there. Hila Klein,[0:48:01]   of course at the Oscars with her, one of her makeup looks beautiful.[0:48:07]   That was her on the red carpet right before.[0:48:10]   So congratulations to Hila Klein. Now let's get into that steel toe, huh?[0:48:16]   Or do you want more last of us recap?[0:48:18]   I could listen to you recap a lot of people can't believe me.[0:48:21]   If you haven't seen that show,[0:48:23]   this is driving you mad and you didn't pay for this.[0:48:27]   You paid for some updates. Okay, so I'll show you this mountain very steel toe.[0:48:31]   First we wanted to show you steel toe himself.[0:48:33]   So we're going to go to the steel toe saying he's live now.[0:48:37]   I'm not getting into the live. Okay. I don't have, we're not doing this.[0:48:43]   I'll explain.[0:48:44]   Mountain has been going live for two weeks straight.[0:48:49]   This is exactly what killed me in the bathroom the other day.[0:48:52]   I missed a whole day. I was supposed to be somewhere.[0:48:56]   I was in the bathroom because mountain went live again.[0:49:00]   Every time I think I've just caught up with the steel toe,[0:49:03]   mountain watch where mountain watches this show steel toe,[0:49:06]   I'm about to explain it all how great it is.[0:49:09]   Every time I'm done with a four hour block jewels,[0:49:13]   he's got a premiere coming up in two minutes.[0:49:17]   So I'll be, I wake up, let's say I wake up at 8 AM.[0:49:21]   I'm on from eight to one watching cause I'm pausing and[0:49:26]   rewinding and stuff like that. I'm eight to one.[0:49:29]   I'm in bed watching it.[0:49:30]   Then I get up and one is when I get out, I was supposed to get up at eight,[0:49:33]   but now I'm in bed from eight to one watching cause mountain.[0:49:36]   Then I get into the shower and I get this announcement that he's[0:49:40]   published another video.[0:49:43]   So then I have to catch up on that one. That's five hours and 33 minutes.[0:49:48]   Then I'm in the bathroom till kind of later that evening[0:49:53]   before you know it, the day is over.[0:49:55]   And then he comes out with another one. Then he's live.[0:49:57]   So I'm not getting sucked into that cycle here today. I will be,[0:50:01]   we cannot do that, but just keep it quick. Yeah. Melton's got this covered.[0:50:07]   I can't even tell you how much he has got this.[0:50:12]   Yes, exactly. And we are here to,[0:50:16]   I am here today to announce that I am willing to financially back[0:50:21]   anyone who wants to go after steel toe.[0:50:23]   Thousands, thousands, whatever you need. It's on the arm,[0:50:27]   whatever you need incidentals. I mean,[0:50:30]   I'm willing to give you pay for your food while you're doing it.[0:50:34]   So if you're in a war with steel toe or something,[0:50:38]   I'll provide your income for any time you wait.[0:50:43]   So let's say I don't have, I can afford to be in a war with this guy for a month.[0:50:48]   I have to work. I'll pay whatever you're willing to pay.[0:50:51]   I have to work. I'll pay whatever your work was paying you.[0:50:54]   I will buy you dinner, lunch, breakfast, movies,[0:50:58]   whatever you want. If you dedicate your life to taking him down.[0:51:04]   So I'm trying to find this one video of steel toe to introduce you to him.[0:51:08]   He's fantastic. Trust me. He's got all the,[0:51:12]   all the elements of a guy that,[0:51:17]   that you just despise from head to toe.[0:51:19]   I'm trying to find the one that I saw where he's wearing the,[0:51:23]   the blue polo and the strap when you see the strap.[0:51:28]   So this is already eight days ago.[0:51:30]   I can't imagine it's that long ago unless I'm backlogged on melt and see,[0:51:34]   that's the other thing about these mountain ones.[0:51:36]   I might be watching the same episode three or four times over because he'll go[0:51:41]   live. I'll watch it live.[0:51:43]   And then I think he reposts it with a different thumbnail or something.[0:51:46]   I watch it all again.[0:51:47]   I might've seen some of this. Maybe he's only done a few episodes.[0:51:52]   I'll tell you this. I've seen about 22, five hour things.[0:51:58]   I don't know. What's what? I don't know. Up from down. I mean,[0:52:01]   I feel like a week has been deleted from my life because of this.[0:52:06]   Oh, I got to find this steel toe. Maybe it's under live.[0:52:08]   Ever since Melton started covering steel toe, I've been like in a limbo.[0:52:13]   I don't even know who I am anymore.[0:52:14]   Yeah, I know. I feel like this changed the reality of the world.[0:52:20]   And I feel like my new life is just dedicated to helping mountain[0:52:25]   financially to, and I don't really even, I don't know why I,[0:52:31]   why this is such a big deal for me. I go with my gut. I, it's not up to me.[0:52:36]   You know what we do here on the show.[0:52:39]   I read a list of about 300 things a week, stuff that I'm interested in.[0:52:44]   When I get here and the lights turn on and the crowd roars,[0:52:50]   I go with my heart and my gut, which by the way,[0:52:54]   I've got a lot of emails about people saying that my gut biome is probably all[0:52:58]   messed up. They're guessing, you know, you don't need to be guessing my, my, uh,[0:53:02]   issues with me medically out of nowhere. This guy says, Mike,[0:53:06]   I think you have a problem with your gut. Why would you say that to me?[0:53:11]   You do have a problem with your gut, but you're fixing it.[0:53:14]   Oh, well, I thought he was talking about,[0:53:18]   which I've been, I've been burning. You should have said I burned off 980[0:53:22]   calories yesterday, according to the watch 980 calories.[0:53:26]   You know how many calories she burnt off in the same time period?[0:53:29]   About 230. She ain't doing nothing in that gym.[0:53:34]   I look at her. I go, I'm up to 980. What do you got? And she goes,[0:53:37]   230. I go 230? I might fucking dump this bitch if she can't get up to 616.[0:53:48]   Okay. Let's show you steel toe. I'll show you steel toe. Look at this guy.[0:53:52]   Um, and this was great. I think this is an episode.[0:53:55]   So he would go on and you know, he'd do a bunch of stories. Very funny.[0:54:01]   He covers a lot of the same guys. We cover a lot of the same guys.[0:54:05]   He's got a lot of the same takes as a guy like me and he's been covering a lot[0:54:10]   of the same guys, but I'm telling you we're about, uh,[0:54:14]   maybe this video I'm showing you may or maybe eight days into this war with him[0:54:19]   and Melton and he can't even do his own show. You'll see.[0:54:22]   I think this is really funny. You'll see. They're yelling at their chat.[0:54:27]   They're spazzing out and then we'll show you some great mountain coverage.[0:54:30]   Here you go. Steel toe morning show. It's an introduction of a new guy.[0:54:35]   Aaron I'm Holt.[0:54:41]   That's the same April. I'm home. It was a married couple.[0:54:47]   The steel toe morning show.[0:54:55]   So yeah, mountains covered all this. I have, there's nothing I need to say.[0:55:00]   Mountain. If you want to any jokes about that and go to see melt, not me.[0:55:05]   I'm just showing you what Melton has done.[0:55:13]   This is April. I'm Holt. They call her Megami.[0:55:18]   Who came up with Megami? That's nice. I think, uh, Kevin Brennan,[0:55:22]   or one of those guys came up with that. They call her Megami. I love that.[0:55:27]   I don't know what Megami is.[0:55:28]   It is. It's just getting started.[0:55:34]   This is how the show starts. Graphics.[0:55:41]   This might just be a loop. I'll keep pressing forward here until we see it.[0:55:46]   So I just wanted you to see the beginning. Oh, there they are. There they are.[0:55:49]   And if you don't know anything about these guys, it'll just be a little thing.[0:55:53]   We'll be onto the other stuff soon.[0:55:54]   Yeah. Well, no, no, no. I mean, every guy I show you here is, you know,[0:56:00]   is the, is, is worthy of your attention. Trust me.[0:56:04]   That's very true. That's what I mean.[0:56:06]   I haven't covered this guy because I didn't think it was worthy.[0:56:09]   He's done something. This is what I'm telling you guys. He has entered.[0:56:13]   He is leveled up.[0:56:15]   This guy is leveled up to where it's important enough to pay attention to now.[0:56:21]   It's funnier than any of the other stuff out there.[0:56:24]   In the world right now. I'm not kidding.[0:56:30]   That's how serious I am about this guy. You just, you must trust me.[0:56:34]   Here. Here he is. You'll love him.[0:56:37]   Good morning, everybody. And welcome. It's the Steeltoe Morning Show.[0:56:42]   I get the same feeling. This is so weird. This is so weird.[0:56:47]   The feeling I just got watching him was like week two of watching Melton back in the day.[0:56:54]   That feeling of, oh, there they are.[0:56:58]   And now, wait, you guys got to get this straight. We got to get this straight. Listen to this.[0:57:03]   This is for the old heads.[0:57:05]   Melton is now doing a Melton watch on Steeltoe.[0:57:09]   Very similar to how we became obsessed with Melton and did the Melton watch to him.[0:57:16]   And then I put on Steeltoe and I have the same feeling as a pop up on the screen as I used to.[0:57:22]   The feeling that is gone. The feeling that is deceased.[0:57:28]   The feeling that I used to have when we first would cover Melton.[0:57:32]   The glee. The joy. I think you could already see this brassiere thing. Look at this. This is the main guy.[0:57:41]   You know? And again, if you want, Melton's got all the jokes about him.[0:57:46]   He's the one who told me about this.[0:57:49]   Look at this strap. Can you see the strap jewels?[0:57:52]   I do see something. Everyone can see this. Look at this line here.[0:57:56]   There's a line here and a line here. He has strapped his, oh, you can see the line.[0:58:01]   She's talking about, ah, maybe. No, no, no, don't. Don't act like Mark Norman out of something's burning.[0:58:07]   You can see. Look at that line.[0:58:10]   So we'll show you and you'll see as he moves around. This is, of course, Megamind here.[0:58:15]   Now I feel so bad for her. Why? Because you're the girl on the show?[0:58:19]   Because you're the girl on the show?[0:58:20]   Maybe I'll say my thoughts in a little bit.[0:58:23]   Look, Megamind could be a Hitler mustache soon. Look at that.[0:58:28]   Megamind with a Hitler mustache if you squint your eyes there because that's what I did with the bottle.[0:58:33]   So they call her Megamind because of this opening. She's heard about this.[0:58:38]   You know, she used to be a very happy person. She's heard about this Megamind and now she is so sad and depressed.[0:58:46]   So this is why it's very funny too. She's very, this is a day eight of their fight. So they're coming on the air.[0:58:53]   You know, these suckers, they've got a morning show every day for four hours and they've got an evening show that they've dedicated themselves to doing.[0:59:02]   That's how hopped up they are for these donations. They survive off donations and raffles, stuff like that. Super chats, donations and raffles.[0:59:12]   Oh my, that's how you, you know, you can't trust a man, but I learned from when he's making money.[0:59:20]   The reason these guys around seven times a week, the reason Kevin Brennan can't stop podcasting is because every time he hits that live button,[0:59:30]   it's a, it's a pull of the slot machine handle. You see, they're not in it cause they love radio.[0:59:37]   They got something to tell you. They got some new news. They want to tell you. No, they go, okay, if I come on today in bag, I can make three 30 in donations.[0:59:47]   And guess what? I can make another three 30 if I do another show. So yeah, I'm going to do one in the morning.[0:59:55]   Get three 30 out of the pathetic little audience that I have. They're not going to give me more than three 30 for one show.[1:00:01]   So what do I do? I'll do an evening show. All right guys, I need that three 30 again. My goal, you're going three 30.[1:00:10]   Isn't that the time your stepson gets out of school. Shouldn't you be going to pick him up, Mike?[1:00:15]   Well, I learned from Melton that the reason that he needs all this money every day is because of his child support.[1:00:20]   No, no, no. We do not talk about other people's kids.[1:00:24]   But he's very behind on.[1:00:25]   He's got an ex wife and he's got two kids. Imagine talking into a microphone. If you have a kid, the only time you should be around a microphone is when you're giving your kid a little microphone, a little toy microphone, and he's joking around because you're raising him.[1:00:41]   You don't sit around getting attention for yourself. If I ever had a kid, I would quit the show and I would teach that kid everything I know about radio.[1:00:49]   I might have a son very, very, very, very, very soon. We're having IBS.[1:00:59]   Just kidding. If I ever have a son, I am, I swear to you, and you could put this on record, clip this now, you can send this out all over.[1:01:08]   If I ever have a son, I will be molesting and raping him all throughout his childhood.[1:01:15]   There is no one who could stop me. He'll be locked up soundproof panels. I will molest a child.[1:01:26]   What are you going to do, Christians?[1:01:28]   Why don't you go call the Pope? See if he gives a fuck.[1:01:33]   That was all a performance piece. But what was I saying? Yeah, he's got some kids he's got to pay for.[1:01:38]   But I need you to get this through your heads. These guys are using you. These super chatters, these, we have a goal today.[1:01:50]   These guys who, uh, every time they're on, they get to reuse the same pay pigs.[1:01:58]   I, you know, have this thing, uh, you know, donations should be for up and coming people, people who are just putting their foot in.[1:02:07]   By up and coming, I mean, you got to be in your twenties, bro. You got to be in your twenties to be asking for donations.[1:02:14]   But, uh, you know, once you've, this guy's been a, had a professional career on the radio.[1:02:19]   He's in his late, late, late, late thirties. You got to get it together.[1:02:24]   You can't be just taking money from your listeners constantly. Hey, thanks for the $10. Oh, $9.99 comes in and then you read his message.[1:02:33]   Oh, thank you. We love you so much. Thank you. They don't love them. They got nothing to say. They go, every time we come on, we could, this is what MERSH does.[1:02:42]   This is revenge. This is, this is a, uh, a category of podcasts almost now where they, they're, they're only coming on.[1:02:51]   And you know what? They happen to be losers. They're also coming on because they got no fucking friends.[1:02:58]   You're their only friend. You're their only time they get to hang, do anything online with a group, but no, it mostly is because of money.[1:03:05]   If they were getting just one lump sum every week, they wouldn't be doing seven shows a week. Trust me on this.[1:03:12]   Um, so be very weary. And it blows my mind. Every time I watch a show like this, even this dopey shows steel toe, he's collecting three 30, you know, very little amount of money, but he's collecting it.[1:03:29]   So there are people out there giving him $10. How do you give another man $10 like that? Who is $10?[1:03:36]   Ethan Klein does this too. Ethan Klein, the richest man in the world, Ethan Klein and Hila Klein with their $15 million house from the fresh prince of Bel Air.[1:03:49]   I mean, they live in Bel Air, you know, the plot of the fresh prince, rich, they accept donations.[1:03:56]   They do the same thing where they ask their listeners to just donate throughout the show. You don't get anything more.[1:04:03]   They're going to do the show whether you donate or not, right? It's not like they're saying, okay, for every 20 bucks we get, we extend the show by another 15 minutes.[1:04:13]   They don't do that. So why give them anything? I just don't understand why you would, there are guys, they'll come into this chat room every day and we'll give the host, this 38 year old man, they'll give him $20 a day.[1:04:26]   Is it because you think that that host is going to start liking you? You know, you know how pathetic this guy, he must think you are if you're giving him 20 bucks?[1:04:35]   And how dare you as an adult man take $20? You know, when I see it, it's like when I see the Kleins, the richest people in the world take money from children, you know, who think that maybe it's like an honor to give Ethan Klein money.[1:04:50]   How disgusting is that? How Jewish?[1:04:56]   Oh, it used to be a canter. Then I got cancer.[1:05:04]   It's a Jewish song that I wrote. It was immediately kicked out of temple last week. I was actually thrown out of a place for wearing athletic wear.[1:05:13]   Tell you that story.[1:05:15]   Thrown out. I got kicked out of an established for my athletic wear, AKA, I was dressing like a black guy.[1:05:22]   Okay. We'll tell you that story much more coming up. So yeah, these people, I really need that message to be clear.[1:05:30]   If you're a kid, if you're an up and comer, if you've risked it all to do your love, your dream job and entertain the world, you have five years where you're allowed to ask for donations.[1:05:45]   Then you need to figure it out. And that's a lot of time, you know, revenge of the cysts. Do they need to be taking donations?[1:05:52]   Do they need to have the gold on the screen today? We must make $660. That's our goal for today.[1:05:58]   That's why they're broadcasting two times a day, seven times a week, because they get to reset the goal.[1:06:05]   I don't understand the goal. And then they're just filling your head with mush. They have nothing to say.[1:06:10]   They're only there because it's another chance at $660 or $330.[1:06:16]   So you would not see me for now $330, I'll tell you that right now. I have a number and it ain't $330. I do it for free.[1:06:24]   I do it for, I do it for nothing now. I give all my money to charity. I give all my money to BLM.[1:06:33]   And I will be wanting that favor returned very soon, BLM.[1:06:39]   To the Bureau of Land Management.[1:06:42]   Yep. She got it. Okay. Let's watch a little steel toe. You'll see his bra. This is Megamind.[1:06:47]   And remember, they're no longer able to do their show anymore like they wanted to because they're being harassed.[1:06:56]   They're being so harassed that they can't do the show. So they're in hell.[1:07:01]   Let's remember, they can't do their show because they're being harassed.[1:07:04]   By Melton! Yeah, that's why this is so great. Our Melton has destroyed this show that I wanted to be destroyed.[1:07:18]   Do you see what's happened here? My Melton did me a favor.[1:07:24]   And I will never forget that favor. And if Melton needs any medical help, I will help him.[1:07:31]   I will pay for all his medical bills.[1:07:34]   Are you going to double date with me and Melton and Melton's wife? No, no, no. That's my worst nightmare.[1:07:40]   Melton apparently has a wife. I don't know if this is a bit of his.[1:07:44]   I believe him now. He's the new Melton.[1:07:47]   I know, but why would his wife let him do so much broadcasting?[1:07:51]   You know, if you've got a wife, you really want to leave her downstairs to outline?[1:07:55]   He's been leaving her alone for 10 hours a day doing steel toe fights.[1:07:59]   And then he does shows at like 6 a.m. in the middle of the night the whole night.[1:08:02]   Why would you want to be apart that long? I can't be apart. If she goes to the bathroom, I'm knocking on the door 10 seconds later.[1:08:10]   Are you almost done? I can't be apart from her for two seconds. I get scared.[1:08:14]   That's true. It's true.[1:08:16]   I get furious. I really have caged her up as far as what she wants to do is not allowed.[1:08:24]   All right, let's show you steel toe. You're going to love these guys.[1:08:26]   And they're in a bad mood on this particular episode. And you'll see his man breasts as well.[1:08:29]   Oh, the last one of the week. We're done.[1:08:32]   The last one of the week. We're done.[1:08:35]   I'm Aaron. That's April. Thank you.[1:08:37]   Let's end it on a strong note. Let's have a strong audience today. Lots of likes, lots of subscriptions.[1:08:42]   Yeah, this is perfect introduction.[1:08:45]   Let's have a strong audience today. Lots of likes. Oh, yeah, they need likes.[1:08:50]   These guys crave likes. It boosts them. See, they've got a whole hustle going on.[1:08:55]   Melton did an amazing thing where he beat steel toe and likes.[1:08:59]   Yes. You know, all these guys, they use YouTube.[1:09:02]   That's what I consider amazing.[1:09:04]   Well, this is what they're doing. They've got this great grift going on.[1:09:07]   They, it's two episodes a day, super chats, donation and goals.[1:09:12]   And then they want the likes so that they could move themselves in the algorithm to get more live viewers so that they could get more of these donations.[1:09:20]   So they're really motivated to, and they've just got, you know, they got those dollar signs in their eyes and the motivation is there.[1:09:31]   It's like they're, when they hit live, when they hit live and they turn those mics on, it's a casino.[1:09:37]   They are now, they have now entered the casino and it's how much can we win today?[1:09:42]   I can't imagine that being my motivation. Like if I was sitting here and all day, just worrying about like I could either make zero today or 10,000 today.[1:09:53]   It depends how much I push in that direction.[1:09:57]   So I think it's a very filthy and a disingenuous way to run a program where it's based on how many coins you could collect during the episode.[1:10:09]   Uh, and, and it's just constantly prepping and, uh, plugging and pushing for this money to come in.[1:10:20]   Also is if it's a fundraiser, is if we're all here trying to raise funds for Hiroshima.[1:10:26]   You know, I helped out this earthquake. I gave it to Hassan Piker. I'm so stupid. I got ripped off.[1:10:32]   I gave $120,000 to Hassan Piker and I have not seen any receipt of where my money has gone.[1:10:44]   Okay, here they are. He's introducing himself. You're going to love these two.[1:10:47]   Long note, let's have a strong audience today. Lots of likes, lots of subscriptions. Let's, uh, let's do a good one.[1:10:54]   I got a, I got a great show for you today. I hope we do it for lots of people.[1:10:57]   Uh, I hope when I, uh, when I sign off the show today and I check that number, I hope it's a nice big one.[1:11:04]   I hope it's a nice, I hope we end the week really strong, really strong this morning.[1:11:12]   Could you imagine I open the show? Hello everybody. I hope at the end of the show, it has a ton of likes. I mean, I do say stuff like that.[1:11:20]   As a joke! Mocking the idea of some dingbat who would say something that crazy and he is actually here saying it.[1:11:30]   And they're both mad. What kind of show? Imagine if I entered the show mad. You'd lose your mind. You'd blow your fucking head off.[1:11:37]   If I came on mad, you know, you would, uh, you would go nuts.[1:11:43]   Oh God, she's got some nice fucking tits though. I've been staring at those all week.[1:11:49]   I've been zoomed in on enough. Now, is she wearing something too? Yeah, I know this is what everybody does to her, you know, because she's the girl on the show.[1:11:58]   But I got to say, I was a beautiful girl, beautiful tits, but, uh, Oh God, that's not the best picture of her.[1:12:08]   Um, I got to say, she's very, you know, the, these two pick on everybody. They were trying to be red bar six months ago, six months ago.[1:12:15]   They were making fun of everybody. You should have heard the stuff they said about me. These two, she's not an innocent, nice girl.[1:12:23]   I heard some unfavorable stuff that April was saying about me. So maybe I don't have to feel so bad for her. She said that she started it. I never said a thing.[1:12:33]   Yeah. Yeah. She was talking about your clit. Oh, but yes, no, no, no, no.[1:12:38]   What I was going to say before is this whole steel toe thing has made me realize how lucky I am to have you as a husband.[1:12:47]   Cause imagine having this guy, you're like, Oh, I'll marry this guy. Oh, I guess I'll be on the show.[1:12:52]   Imagine if you were married to this guy. I mean his glasses alone.[1:12:57]   And he is letting Melton just like, he's like zoom in on his wife. He's letting him that he's letting everybody call her mega mind.[1:13:04]   He's like letting the whole, if someone called you mega mind, I would end my life.[1:13:10]   It's like, can you help her? Aaron? So he won't help her bite. You know what? They are a team there. Uh, you know, she's the cohost.[1:13:19]   She's gone after me. She's gone after me. You know, they mock me for my faith.[1:13:26]   Did you know we caught them the other day? You know, cause he hates me now.[1:13:31]   And he was saying to mountain, listen, what he did, listen, and this is sneaky. And if you might live in a part of the internet where this is okay, but trust me in the real world, this is a bad thing.[1:13:41]   He goes, okay, Melton, remember when you got ass raped by the Jew, he keeps referring to me as a Jew.[1:13:52]   Why is it being Jewish an insult to you, Nick? Yeah.[1:13:54]   What's, what's that about? So he's part of that sector where that's a little add on. I've caught a lot of people doing this to me lately where they point out my faith as if it's a diss.[1:14:12]   Isn't that interesting? That's not a good person doesn't do that. Oh no. Another thing. Go ahead.[1:14:21]   Another thing I keep seeing people say is that April was complimenting your beard and that the next show Aaron showed up with a little goatee.[1:14:32]   Really? I mean, he was doing me to a tee. He's doing Kumiya now. He's doing a mix of Gino and Kumiya now with a little bit of me leftover in the heart.[1:14:42]   And, uh, you know, an awful job of it by the way. I mean, look at his arms. Aaron are huge red bar fans. April has a crush on Mike. Look at his arm.[1:14:52]   Look at his arm. That's nice. If he even saw what was under my, I'm waiting till summer to reveal my huge Kumail Nanjiani like transformation.[1:15:02]   I mean, I have recomped over and over and over again. If you know anything about terms from the weightlifting world, recomp, I very close to doing that.[1:15:13]   I, my arm is a three times the size of his much nicer looking. It's got a nicer color. That's a disgusting arm to have. I'd like to saw that off.[1:15:23]   If I had a blade right now on me, I would go over there. I would saw off his arms from the seams. Try doing a show with no arms.[1:15:31]   So, uh, yeah, but don't feel bad for it. She is not like some innocent girl who's just on the show. What's so good about this? Of course she feels bad. Isn't that wonderful?[1:15:43]   These two were doing red bar where they're going around, making fun of everybody, attacking everybody. Right. And then they started getting attacked by Melton and now they're tormented.[1:15:54]   I mean, she wants to quit the show. She's crying all the time. This is her face. She used to be smiling and being this sassy little, and the second just all it took was Melton covering them like for one night and they you'll see, you'll see it in their hearts.[1:16:12]   Uh, they're not the show they used to be and they do have some issue with those two kids. I would love to get involved in that. I'm a big kid guy. If you need somebody to go below the line and do the kid stuff, I'm your guy. Every other show goes, Oh, that's where I would never go after someone. I go after people's kids.[1:16:33]   So if you ever need a guy to go where you won't, you could count on me for that.[1:16:38]   Oh yeah. And we can talk about them as much as we want. And they can't say anything back because Aaron did this huge thing where he was like, if kids are involved, we're just, we're tapping out. That's it.[1:16:49]   That's what he said. They're tapping out because people involved, and by involving the kids, they mean that they found out that he's, you know, has an ex wife with two kids. It's something about, you know, now April is raising those kids. That's it.[1:17:06]   Yeah.[1:17:07]   So I want everybody to know that's what people do. All you got to do is like mention that they have kids and they'll be like, uh, why are you bringing my kids into this? Guys, everybody agrees, right? Kids is over the line. And you're like, yeah, kids is over the line. Sounds about right.[1:17:25]   But nobody has done anything to the kids and nobody ever would. Nobody ever has. All this kid stuff that you hear from people, that's, they're using that as an excuse as to why they're not allowed to be part of the fight anymore or why they've lost.[1:17:42]   It's just an excuse. Okay. Nobody has actually done anything to the kids, but you'll hear people say that, right? Oh dude, he, you know, he involved my kids and that's where I draw the line.[1:17:51]   And then you as a viewer go, that's a very practical place to draw the line if they have been in fact involved your kids. So what do they do to your kids? Well, they mentioned that I had two kids, you know, and that I was a bad father.[1:18:04]   That's not involving your kids. Involving your kids is I'm showing up at the school. I'm trying to lure the kid into my car. I'm playing pranks on your kid personally. I'm pranking your kid on the phone.[1:18:14]   I'm calling up as your kid, getting him kicked out every class he's ever had. Cause I'm telling the teacher, I'm him. Hi, I'm a kid. Nigger, nigger, nigger. I quit school.[1:18:25]   You know, he shows up to school. This gets arrested. That's involving your kids. I'd never do that. We're involving just you.[1:18:33]   And you know, we're talking about how, you know, the kids, as it relates to you, okay? So don't let people fool you with the kid stuff. And I like to go, Ollie, I will go up to, I like to say, when your kids are 18, I am going to tell them everything that I know about you via this time cap.[1:18:52]   You've seen the time capsule wall we have. We put every note, every bad thing that you've done, we put in, we're going to give it to your kids when you're 18. You should see the eight time capsules I got for the Klein kids.[1:19:03]   There's C4 inside some of those caps. I'm just kidding. Sorry. Yeah. Oh yes. And anything that I say today, I am not legally responsible. The Mythical Crew is responsible. This is of course Mythical, the company, Rhett and Link.[1:19:22]   Specifically Chase.[1:19:24]   Chase. So any problem you have, you could write the Mythical Studios in the sunny California. All right, here they are. Steeltoe, you're going to love these guys.[1:19:31]   Morning. So like, subscribe, share the whole thing. I put together a very, very good one for you today. I picked up a lot of solid stuff.[1:19:42]   Oh, and it's always I, I, I, I, I. When in fact she does all the work. So he's always I, I, I, I, I. He never says we. It's weird. Mountain always says we. And it's just him.[1:19:56]   Mountain refers to his show as we. And it's just him. This guy has got another lady here and about eight other poor people helping behind the scenes and he refers to it as I. I, I, I, I, I.[1:20:09]   Now can I ask a favor of you guys that I think will help April out a lot? Will you let her get a bang?[1:20:15]   No, no, no. Do not say that. We don't want her covering up Megamind. I've been thinking about this a lot.[1:20:20]   Why would you want to help Megamind? She looks so ugly right now. Why would you want to make her look better?[1:20:26]   She's a fellow girl.[1:20:28]   No. Jules, that is the stupidest thing you've ever said on this show. Take it back. We want these people remaining ugly. Never give them the secrets to quick tips on how to freshen up. Never. I want her get shaving that sucker higher. I want this turning into a full Costanza with just hair on the side.[1:20:44]   Because that's another reason that I feel bad for her is this Megamind thing that she gets mercilessly mocked for is all she needs is a simple bang.[1:20:53]   No, no, no. Keep her predatory. I want this to just be two braids coming out of the sun.[1:21:00]   But now she can't even get bangs.[1:21:02]   Because we have said you got to get bangs. You can't do it now. You see, then you'd be bowing down to our wishes. We'd be controlling you. So you can't even get a bang now. That was perfectly done, Jules.[1:21:14]   You see what we did there? You get a bang now. We're going to all laugh and say, oh, we made them get bangs.[1:21:22]   You see, never make yourself get bangs from another man.[1:21:27]   Ooh, that Megamind. You know, you can't see through all the blur and blur and blur, but I guarantee if you saw this woman in 4K, it would be even gnarlier.[1:21:36]   They say that this is a mask. They say that underneath is just a cackling skull and that this is a mask, one of those plastic masks.[1:21:46]   You know what? I'm noticing her eyes actually really shredding. Like, look how ugly that eye is.[1:21:53]   Yes, I mean, look at what she has to do. She has to do two shows a day with this angel.[1:21:57]   Yeah, that's what I mean. And he is just such an asshole to her, too.[1:22:00]   She probably does do all the work.[1:22:01]   She does all the work. She has to fix his banners. He doesn't know how to work the computer.[1:22:06]   He doesn't know how to do Photoshop or anything, so she has to make banners for him and stuff.[1:22:10]   And then he forces her on camera for money. I mean, if I'm in a band.[1:22:13]   For money. It is for money. And he makes her wear these tops and he makes her stuff. You know, she got nothing up there.[1:22:19]   I saw him stuffing. So he's minimizing. She's bringing him out.[1:22:23]   He passes her around for everybody. He's probably happy that all of this action is focused on her because he's so selfish.[1:22:33]   Yes, he is. Yeah, he's that type of guy where he's, hey, like the more people make fun of her, you would think that would make him more mad.[1:22:43]   He actually likes that at least they're not making fun of him. You know what I mean?[1:22:47]   And he's kind of like, hey, good luck![1:22:51]   Alright, watch these two. You're going to fucking love them.[1:22:54]   MSO says, please help me to understand why there was no show last night. Your Twitter banner says Monday through Thursday 7 to 9 p.m.[1:23:01]   Do not go from my Twitter banner.[1:23:04]   Look how nasty he is. Remember my opening of the show?[1:23:07]   Smiles. It was 40 minutes of gratitude.[1:23:12]   This guy opens the show. He's screaming at the guys.[1:23:14]   Screaming. I would never treat anybody like this. Listen to this.[1:23:20]   Oh, from what we tell you every day, 7 to 9 p.m. I'll change it.[1:23:26]   I'll tell you one thing I do miss about radio.[1:23:31]   One thing I do not, there's something about radio where there's like an understanding with the audience. They just listen.[1:23:46]   You could really see this device here that is holding in.[1:23:51]   You know, he got one of those. I mean, you could really see it, right?[1:23:55]   I mean, how else do you explain that?[1:23:59]   You know, unless he's got a logo tee with like the Supreme box, like a fake Supreme box logo, a huge giant patch underneath.[1:24:08]   But I don't think that's the case. I'm looking at the monitor here. This is a disgrace.[1:24:13]   Can we pay somebody to rip his shirt off to find out? Just rip his shirt off.[1:24:19]   And he's wearing another shirt underneath so it's not even indecent.[1:24:23]   And this is like a shiny, shiny, blue, shiny material. I don't even know where you would get this. Untuck it?[1:24:31]   You know, where do you get a shirt like this? Tommy John's? I went into Tommy John's the other day.[1:24:37]   I bought a pair of underwear. I came out with the receipt. I'm looking at the fine print. The man charged me $108.[1:24:45]   If that's what one pair of boxer shorts is going for these days, well then consider me old-fashioned.[1:24:52]   They're covered in blood now, by the way, those back there. Completely ruined.[1:24:58]   Alright, here is the two of them and, uh, I gotta, I'll, you'll see.[1:25:05]   They get things and then there's something about the internet where it's very picky, you know?[1:25:10]   You know what it is? People who listen to the radio aren't nearly as mentally ill and autistic as people on the internet.[1:25:17]   People on the internet are like, oh![1:25:18]   So all of his fans are turning on him now because of Melton, by the way. Melton got all this guy's fans to turn on him.[1:25:26]   So, like I said, I'm very proud of Melton for this. So now he's taking it out and now he's comparing.[1:25:32]   He's going, oh, when I worked on radio, you know, all the fans were so good, but not on the internet. Everyone's just like this autistic retard.[1:25:39]   No, most likely when you were on the radio, there probably weren't any fans.[1:25:44]   Nobody. That's why you didn't hear from anybody. You didn't hear from anybody.[1:25:49]   You know, the only people tuning in to your weirdo station, imagine the man who would do that.[1:25:54]   You know, they're not right again. Now that you're hearing from some people about what you actually are, the news isn't so good.[1:26:01]   You know, where people who listen to radio go, oh, they're not on Thursdays. Oh, that thing I read must have just been a misprint.[1:26:07]   They're not on Thursdays. Oh, well, next thing. On the internet, it's like, I gotcha![1:26:12]   Like, what do you mean? I got you![1:26:17]   What do you mean you got me? You said Thursday and it's Thursday and you're not here.[1:26:22]   Well, clearly that's not something we need to bring up. It's just I don't do a show that day and what you read was obviously incorrect.[1:26:30]   I'll fix it.[1:26:32]   Steven says the internet is a shithole most of the time. Amen, brother.[1:26:36]   You know, I will say this. I hope the numbers are great today. I hope everything picks up.[1:26:42]   This was the opening that Melton was covering that I heard in that shower. I'll never forget that shower for the rest of my life.[1:26:50]   I describe it myself. I got this new Black Wolf vibrating shower brush, took an arm and a leg for the thing to get here from DHL.[1:26:58]   You know, they were these Instagram companies. What they'll do is they'll run a bunch of ads.[1:27:02]   They'll spend their whole year's budget on Instagram advertising and then everybody buys the product.[1:27:09]   But they don't have that many products in stock. They're actually doing a pre-order and they don't tell you about it.[1:27:16]   And then I pay for the expedited shipping like I always do. Always give the mailman a little extra.[1:27:22]   As you should. You know, paying for regular postage is the same thing as tipping 10%.[1:27:29]   So I'll go on a thing. You ever seen something that's so ridiculous, it'll go, it's like a t-shirt and it's like one business day, $330.[1:27:38]   We could get it to you, but at this particular moment in time, that's what it's going to cost you.[1:27:43]   And I go, I want it tomorrow. You know, like I want it as soon as humanly possible.[1:27:49]   So I'm an expedited shipping guy. I never used to be that way in my life. I'm a full expedited shipping, but yeah, this Black Wolf, it took six weeks to get here.[1:27:57]   I, if you ever see the Black Wolf scrub vibrating scrub brush on Instagram, look in the comments, you'll see me very aggravated in their comments, telling everybody beware.[1:28:09]   They're actually running a pre-order here. They have no stock and it'd be a very long time.[1:28:15]   But yeah, scrubbing that, I'll never forget where I was when I saw this clip covered by Melton.[1:28:21]   This is a great introduction to Steeltoe to show you, and then we'll show you what Melton's done.[1:28:23]   And then we hope by the end of this, you will hate Aaron for me. You will hate him. You will despise him with every bone in your body. Thank you. Here he is.[1:28:38]   Today, I hope it's a solid crowd watching the show.[1:28:41]   I hope it's a solid crowd.[1:28:43]   Because we've been doing, for the last couple of weeks, some really fucking banger shows. Some really awesome shows.[1:28:51]   And it should be, it should be rewarded. Put it that way. I agree.[1:28:58]   David Skywalker says, smile, even though your heart is aching. Is your heart aching, David?[1:29:03]   The chat's harassing them now.[1:29:05]   Don't, don't, don't have an aching heart. Fucking relax. All right. It's a show.[1:29:09]   MSO says someone needs a chill pill. Mentally ill is not fixing your banner. No, I'm not, I'm not talking about you MSO.[1:29:16]   I'm talking about, your comment reminded me of something. That's all.[1:29:23]   I promise I'll fix it just for you though.[1:29:25]   It's my Twitter. I have to fix it.[1:29:27]   I have to make you the new banner.[1:29:29]   I don't give a shit about a banner. I'll put a fucking picture up. I don't care.[1:29:32]   Conroy Arnold says April looks sad. Is she okay? Ask her.[1:29:36]   Here's where it gets good. Look at this.[1:29:38]   So they're fighting. They never opened. They used to open the show. It was like Kelly Ripa and Michael Lehrer.[1:29:44]   What was it? Kelly and Michael. They used to, it was all smiles Regis and Kelly style. Good morning America type stuff.[1:29:52]   Now they're in hell. Uh, and this is where it starts getting good.[1:29:57]   So everybody's noticing that April looks sad. So they all start, why is she so sad?[1:30:02]   Why does April look, nobody ever writes that shit in my chat. Trump impression.[1:30:05]   Uh, people I, whenever I turn to the chat, it's always something really, uh, seriously, something like a compliment.[1:30:15]   Like I, Oh, you know, I start getting bashed. I start feeling like Pokemon at the streaming awards. Did you guys see that?[1:30:23]   Oh no. They said on their new episode where they're live right now, April's wearing a hat.[1:30:28]   She's wearing a hat.[1:30:32]   Doesn't that break your heart?[1:30:33]   So she's covered up the mega mind.[1:30:38]   That's what I mean by why I feel bad for her. April is there to help the show. It's the guy's responsibility to protect the girl and to stop this.[1:30:47]   He won't. He doesn't. No. Why would he waste his time protecting her when he's got to protect himself?[1:30:54]   He's about to see all this shit right on her lap.[1:30:57]   Watch what he does to this girl who quit everything because he promised her the world and radio.[1:31:01]   You know, he told her, we're going to be rich. You've seen what's happened to Rogan. We might get signed by Kumiya. We're going to be rich.[1:31:11]   I need you to quit your job. I need you to move with me and be my co-host here. Give it all up for me.[1:31:18]   And then they lose it all. They've lost their whole audience. They're going down, down, down, down, down. They're being attacked again.[1:31:25]   And this was the show that attacked everybody. They were trying to be Red Bar.[1:31:32]   And now they've lost it all. This is very sad. You'd never see this happen here. Watch this.[1:31:37]   I have to fix it. I have to make you the new banner. I don't give a shit about a banner. I'll put a fucking picture up. I don't care.[1:31:42]   Uh, Conroy Arnold says, April looks sad. Is she okay? Ask her if she's sad or if she's okay.[1:31:49]   And why would you read that? If I saw in the thing, oh, Jules looks like a piece of shit. I go, oh, Jules looks like a piece of shit. Yeah, why don't you ask her?[1:31:57]   I would never do that. I would go, didn't see, didn't see, didn't see, didn't see.[1:32:03]   Gone. He's bringing up hate comments. He's bringing up hate comments from the chat about his wife. Watch this. It doesn't end here.[1:32:13]   Roy Arnold says, April looks sad. Is she okay? Ask her if she's sad or if she's okay. Maybe she is. Maybe she isn't. Are you going to kill yourself?[1:32:20]   No. Is that how we're starting off the day today? No.[1:32:25]   Are you going to kill yourself? No. Imagine if I asked Jules if she was going to kill herself.[1:32:33]   Just imagine that. Yeah. So, and she's getting, she's just can't believe that she's being thrown under the bus like this.[1:32:40]   You know, she's like, start bringing the fucking shit and move on. Cause I do want to kill myself. I am miserable from all the torment we've been getting from Melton.[1:32:47]   I am in a horrible place. I am sad. I am frustrated. And now you're going to read. I don't know. I don't know what reason you would do this out of some sort of anxiety, some sort of fear.[1:32:57]   He's reading all the hate comments that are exactly what's happening in the room that they're trying to pretend is not happening.[1:33:06]   And he won't leave his poor wife alone. Watch this. Maybe she isn't. Are you going to kill yourself? No. Is that how we're starting off the day today? April looks sad.[1:33:17]   Oh, I'm ready for this fucking week to be over. He's ready for the week to be over.[1:33:24]   So this is getting to him. That's exactly. That's what I mean. You don't, you don't see this too much anymore where somebody just really shows how much it's getting to them and they're being attacked and it's live and they're live melting down.[1:33:39]   I mean, everybody has figured out how to fake, fake it through this by now. You really don't see stuff like this that much anymore.[1:33:47]   They've just opened their show and he wants to go home. He's ready for the week to be over because of Melton. Man. Oh, I wish Melton was here right now.[1:34:00]   I would give him a giant. This would be me holding his hips with his bare butt right in my face going right in the crack and then gas myself and fall down.[1:34:10]   I wish we still had that Melton doll. Yes. We used to have a mountain doll. Yeah. All right. Here, watch this.[1:34:15]   He's going to look sad. Oh, I'm ready for this fucking week to be over. A loaded wrench says Silicon Valley bank is collapsing right now.[1:34:23]   I don't know what Silicon Valley bank is. I don't read enough black. I know what it was. Are you okay?[1:34:30]   Genuinely asking where the fuck did this come from now? I don't know. And he reads another one and now he's getting frustrated because now it's, we're all, this never used to happen.[1:34:40]   And now his whole grift is ruined. I love that. This is one of my favorite, but this is like from a show. Watch this.[1:34:48]   Ooh, Silicon Valley bank is I don't read enough. Black ornament says, April, are you okay? Genuinely asking where the fuck did this come from now?[1:34:57]   I don't know. What fucking internet retard, uh, put something out there that April's sad all the time. Is that the new fucking I'm trying to coattail right off of steel toe angle now?[1:35:09]   Excuse me. Oh, Aaron. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. What were you going to say? You said you had something good in there.[1:35:14]   Someone in the chat says he wants to talk to April. Like Mike talks to Jules, except for he's actually pissed off.[1:35:21]   Like, you know, maybe that yelling character. I don't know. I don't remember any of that, but, uh, I'm usually a very people, uh, describe me as a very happy Jamaican type of guy.[1:35:34]   Island boy, not an Island boy, but like an Island character. I was listening to a, there was a song by Miley Cyrus that came off of her new CD.[1:35:43]   We can smoke to that later. And it was an Island vibe in the background.[1:35:49]   And I really think it's time for me to get that Sea Hawk three pumped up and out to the ocean. I really want to be on it.[1:35:59]   Is that anybody getting that a bug in the air where you just really want it to be summer and you want to do like a bunch of summery beachy type water activity type things.[1:36:07]   That's where I want to go. Okay. Ooh, here he is. He's exploding. He's yelling at her and reading this and where did this come from?[1:36:19]   That April sad is this is not going to be the new thing. New fucking I'm trying to coattail right off of steel toe angle now. Oh, Aaron's depressed.[1:36:27]   Oh, April said, go do your own show. Ooh, honest to Christ, go do your own show. I'm sorry that some internet personality, Melton held you down and wait, no, that's me years ago.[1:36:38]   So he's talking to Melton now. I'm sorry. Some internet personality held you down and buck-fucked you. I would never ever your second aid has.[1:36:48]   I fucked the mountain. That's a diss on me. I don't describe making fun of people as fucking them. Sorry.[1:36:57]   No, no, no, no, no, no. That's what he's about to say to mountain. That's what I wanted to say. You got to stop using me. This is the whole reason there's a way this up. This is why we brought it up.[1:37:06]   He keeps using me to shut down mountain. You are not allowed to use me to battle mountain. You must battle him yourself without me involved or else.[1:37:20]   Go do your own show. Honest to Christ, go do your own show. I'm sorry that some internet personality held you down and butt-fucked you years ago.[1:37:30]   And now you're trying really hard to clout chase off of somebody else, but I ain't that motherfucker to steal on. Cause I ain't going to give you the attention. I'm sorry. I just ain't.[1:37:38]   Conroy says she's married to Aaron. I'd be sad too. April does. Why are you reading that? Conroy says I'm a huge faggot lying piece of shit. Okay.[1:37:50]   Why would you read that if it's aggravating you? I don't know. I mean, I've never seen this happen. You know, who used to do this melted.[1:38:00]   That's why this is so really cool. Okay. Let's see this. There's some more here. And again, Melton showed me this all credit goes to Melton and you could check him out at nlo.com.[1:38:16]   I would consider, I would say join his, uh, you could cancel for everybody who cancels scars club. I will pay for you to join his overdose, his bonus content club.[1:38:26]   That's how much I'm willing to give back. Okay. I'm willing to do that up to $500,000 in value.[1:38:34]   Conroy says she's married to Aaron. I'd be sad too. April does look sad. Yeah. Cheetos from Florida. You're gone. I'm just in a young kind of mood today.[1:38:45]   He's mad at him. I really am. I'm fucking done. The rhino says April, you look constipated, but that's none of my business.[1:38:52]   That's nice. Oh, you look constipated, Jules. Thank you. What you got up your ass? Wife? Yeah. My wife looks constipated according to the fans.[1:39:03]   You constipated? Why are you doing this to her? She stinks. My wife smells like fucking shit. Her ass stinks. Why would you do that to your wife?[1:39:21]   Oh, she deserves a better. Just to win a streamy? A streamer. You're not winning a streamer. Is that what they're calling the streaming?[1:39:30]   Well, there's the streamy's and then this weekend was the streamer award. You're never winning a streamy.[1:39:37]   Look at what is down here. That's very alarming. Okay. We'll leave that to Melton. Uh, let's hear a little bit more.[1:39:45]   Probably isn't shitting, right? Probably not. Uh, Mursh's Moby Dick analogy on Nightwave last night.[1:39:52]   Oh, and he's friends. This guy is friends with Mursh from Revenge of the Shish. How is this all happening? Why does everything connect?[1:40:02]   Every little piece of that internet seems to connect, huh? So he's friends with Mursh. Remember 375, 375, that guy, we donated 375 to him.[1:40:15]   Because he said if he could get 375 together, he would make his studio infinitely better or something like that. And he did.[1:40:25]   We gave him the 375 that he needed and he took it. That's the guy with the BMW. You know him, Mursh.[1:40:34]   He's friends with Mursh. Can you believe it? It was fire. I didn't, I haven't watched Nightwave yet. Watch this.[1:40:40]   I might. Fearless says, are you going to be nice to April next week? Yes, I've been an absolute dick to April. Have I been beating you?[1:40:49]   Have I been treating you poorly? I'm sorry. Look, she means that. April, have I been beating you? Not until right now. Not until right. And he's not even listening. Listen to that again.[1:41:00]   Are you going to be nice to April next week? Yes, I've been an absolute dick to April. Have I been beating you? Not until right now. Have I been treating you poorly? I'm sorry. Not until this second. I'm beating you now? Yes. Now I'm beating April. Yes, when I offer my help, I'm beating you. I'm ready to just fucking nuke them all. What? How's everybody? I'm ready to nuke them all. You see this?[1:41:22]   So that's why I had to, I mean, to me, this is, this is very funny. Very funny. And if you knew if this guy hated you for six months, wouldn't you be so delighted to watch something like this? I heard they're also running out of money. Of course they're running out of money. They don't have any money. I like that too.[1:41:39]   I just want April to know she could get on any app in the app store and find 10 times better guy in seconds. I mean, everyone's going, how about that April? Would you, how about this April? Cause I know you've committed yourself. I will pay for you to uproot your life and start again. How about that? How about that? Cause you know what? It's going to be hard to convince every listener to hate him with all their heart. What about this?[1:42:07]   I'll give you $300,000 for a new start, a fresh start with a fresh guy in a new city, $300,000 for moving incidentals. And you know, we'll even, how about this, a new car so that you could get yourself across the country away from him. How about that? And that offer expires in two minutes.[1:42:34]   All right. Let's hear some more.[1:42:36]   April is upset. All right. Guess what? Fucking outta here. April is nice. She looks upset. Not kidding. The whole chat. We're all fucking. I'm a little concerned now. We're all going to blow our heads off. Apparently. Oh my Christ.[1:42:54]   Uh, Mursh broke down the chair. I don't give a fuck. I really don't. All of this horseshit, honest to Christ, all of this horseshit can go the fuck away. I, I discovered something last couple of weeks. I, there is a part of me. I think that misses radio because on radio, people understand that you're doing a fun.[1:43:19]   Look at her. She just has to listen to these scopes. She knows this isn't, he doesn't miss radio. He's being attacked and he hates it. That's all that's going on. And she has to sit there and listen to these pathetic excuses.[1:43:33]   Pathetic. And look at his body. Look at his clothes. How could you stomach him? Jules, would you have sex with this guy, Aaron?[1:43:44]   Probably not. Yeah. You hear that Aaron? You're disgusting. Anybody that looks at you. I mean, look at you look like a Steven Crowder's mentally ill Christian assistant.[1:43:56]   April could easily have a six foot five guy with a plaid shirt and he's got a full head of hair. He's holding a fish. I mean, there's hundreds of dumb guys.[1:44:07]   I'll tell you this right now, April, you break up with him. April, you break up with him. You got a chance with me. How about that?[1:44:14]   Sounds good to me. I'll take you in. You ever had 80 K put into your bank account every week for shopping?[1:44:25]   Melton told me that April doesn't even get to go to the mall. She's stuck at home.[1:44:30]   I learned this from Melton too. She's been wishing she could go to the mall. Well, again, they need to do these shows.[1:44:38]   $330 a show. They've got these goals and they need to be on the air twice a day, every day of the week.[1:44:48]   So she don't have time. She's not allowed to go to the mall. She can't go to the mall. Melton was going nuts about that.[1:44:53]   This guy's got about four shirts, thin, thin shirts. You know who used to have four shirts? Melton.[1:45:05]   One of the big things with Melton is we would discuss his thin, low number of shirts.[1:45:14]   And now Melton has found out that this guy has a thin, low number of shirts. This is why you have to be...[1:45:20]   Time is a flat circle. Time is a flat, flat circle. Like the flat circle going around this guy's...[1:45:27]   You should see what I got carved out here. Two beautiful chest pieces here. Seriously, two squares I'm growing.[1:45:35]   Two perfect squares. Wait till you see me in that summer.[1:45:39]   The other day in the gym, the light hit just right for a second and Mike had a six pack and we both screamed.[1:45:45]   Well, let's not break the news of my six pack, my even six pack. I definitely think I do have the genetics to have what's called an eight pack.[1:45:56]   I was looking at how they're coming in. They're very symmetrical. All the blocks seem to be developing right on time.[1:46:06]   The blocks are beautiful. These obliques here are getting very beautiful. Two braids here. Like two chalala loaves right here.[1:46:18]   And it's just this beautiful, beautiful... And you know, I'm getting sun every day and the more sun I get, the more beautifully toned this is all getting.[1:46:26]   I got some scrappy tattoos I gotta go race.[1:46:29]   Oh my God, you know what we should do? We should go to the mall, our favorite place, and by April...[1:46:34]   Maybe we could leave at the mall. Amazing, expensive outfit. She's ever had in mail.[1:46:40]   Let's buy her $5,000 worth of clothes and send it to her. And a new bag.[1:46:45]   And a new bag. Ooh. And she can't resist keeping it because it's like her favorite. What are you going to do?[1:46:55]   He doesn't take her to the mall. But I will. Here's what we got to do. Because if we give her the Prada bag or something inside, we have to like...[1:47:02]   Take like a marker and fuck it up or something so she can't sell it. Like deep inside, we'll take like a little razor, cut the fabric and write some markers, not for resale on the bottom because she'll go ahead and sell that and give the money to the pimp.[1:47:19]   Fuck, that's so cool. And then he'll get another polo. He would force her.[1:47:24]   You know, fools have some of the worst clothes. It's not talked about enough. I mean, you could really do a whole show on just fools clothing.[1:47:30]   I just can't believe you would come on camera looking like this.[1:47:34]   Look how you look. It's disgusting. You're a disgusting looking human being.[1:47:43]   Alright, let's hear some more. This is the opening of their show and then we'll show you Mountain and hopefully you'll all understand.[1:47:49]   Funny comedy show. To me, I think that misses radio. Because on radio, people understand that you're doing a funny comedy show.[1:48:01]   I understand that on the Internet, people are used to shows that don't do a show. They don't do a show. They're just angry and they do drama and fighting all the time.[1:48:11]   Silly me, I thought we'd do a show where four hours of it was really fun. We'd have a great time and be funny.[1:48:17]   And then, hey, let's pick on a guy for a little bit because their show sucks or they don't do a show where they're not any good.[1:48:23]   I didn't realize that I'm so fucking good at it that it would cause people to have mental breakdowns and try to blow up the world and attack people I know that have nothing to do with it.[1:48:37]   I didn't know that that's what would happen. Silly me, I was naive, whatever. But one thing I miss about the radio...[1:48:44]   I mean, isn't this good enough to hate him for life? Just what he said right there. Isn't that enough?[1:48:48]   Should we skip ahead to the clips that I picked?[1:48:51]   They're about to wrap this up. He's going to yell. To me, this is what I saw. This was like enough to go...[1:48:57]   We went to talk about this for like five minutes, by the way. That's how addicting this is. We got swept away.[1:49:03]   It's not that addicting. I'll tell you that right now.[1:49:08]   People understood it was entertainment. Here, it's just a band of retards. And you're better than the band of retards, but the band of retards are too much like chimps and they just go...[1:49:21]   Making fun of Black.[1:49:23]   And you're like, shut the fuck up. Oh, God. You got to teach these fucking people how to do shows.[1:49:31]   And you got to teach these people how to do programming and like how to do entertainment. And all they do is...[1:49:37]   We could just yell and scream about the same people for three years. And it's like, it fucking sucks.[1:49:44]   Like these people are fucking terrible. And then the people come into your chat and they're like...[1:49:48]   Oh, you look sad. You look upset. You look this. You look that. I'm like, I wasn't until you started being autistic at me. I don't like you.[1:49:56]   I'm sorry. Lip Ripper with five bucks says my toe is steel. It is very...[1:50:02]   So now you can see these are... This is a very, very, very bad person, right? We must support Melton.[1:50:09]   You know, it's like when that war started, you know how like everybody is just on the side of the Ukraine no matter what?[1:50:16]   It's like that. You know, I've donated a lot of money to the Ukraine this year. Isn't that what people are into these days?[1:50:24]   That's the side you're on. So, okay. We'll show you the Melton stuff. Here he is. Melton versus Steeltoe.[1:50:30]   And this is the show I should pull up right here, right? Yes. Okay. Oh, God. He looks amazing.[1:50:37]   See, when I see him, I light up now. Of course. But with a different type of light up.[1:50:41]   Like, you know, he is my mother. I listen to him. You heard this one? He is my mother. Don't you ever forget him.[1:50:53]   Let's see. He was buttfucked by an internet personality. Okay. Yeah. So 2230. I'll show you.[1:50:59]   That's the one that we already... He already said while we were watching this. Oh, really? Okay, great.[1:51:03]   Oh, here's 32. Listen to this. So this is where he starts getting anti-Semitic. And remember, this guy is a big Kumiya fan.[1:51:12]   You can tell by his voice. He just, if you close your eyes, it basically is Kumiya.[1:51:17]   It is Kumiya. You know, Kumiya is a full-fledged real racist. We've seen his tweets. We've seen enough.[1:51:24]   He's kind of like that. So he's secretly like, he hates black people a lot. And you're going to find out here, he hates the Jewish people.[1:51:34]   I couldn't believe this when it came out of his mouth. So here it is. And this is Melton watching them.[1:51:41]   Let's see what happens here. Press escape to exit full screen if you want. Watch this.[1:51:46]   She keeps sighing. There's Melton in the corner.[1:51:52]   Oh, they just got a bad super chat.[1:51:56]   So he's talking. So Melton's watching him live and he's going, oh, if you want to do this after some old dying Jewish man...[1:52:07]   Dying? I don't think so.[1:52:10]   I don't think so.[1:52:14]   So, but Jewish man, why does it have to be Jewish man? Why would you bring that up?[1:52:20]   And you're going to see this becomes a pattern with Aaron. Where the more frustrated he gets, the more of a Jew I need to be. Interesting.[1:52:28]   They just got a bad super chat.[1:52:30]   After some old dying Jewish man fucking held you down and butt raped you.[1:52:35]   What?[1:52:36]   It ain't because it ain't going to fix the divots in your face or your chronic alcoholism or your mental illness.[1:52:42]   We're going to be a month from now, we're going to be moved on from all this bullshit and horseshit.[1:52:47]   No, no, no.[1:52:49]   And you're going to be a complete waste of life.[1:52:53]   He does your business now.[1:52:55]   Head taker in charge.[1:52:57]   Done. She wants to leave.[1:52:59]   Thank you very much. 240.[1:53:01]   Okay. So did you hear that? Old dying Jewish man.[1:53:06]   All on with the dying.[1:53:12]   I'm very sick.[1:53:14]   Okay. Our next time code is 45.[1:53:17]   Oh, we're going to skip that one. Okay. No, he says 33 15, right?[1:53:21]   He's going to say it again. 33 15. Listen to this one.[1:53:26]   Remember, you guys got to stick up for me. You can't let people talk to me like this, right?[1:53:32]   So this is, it involves you now.[1:53:34]   Okay. Here off the chat.[1:53:36]   Mods, you guys can clean up the chat and then I'll bring it back. Otherwise I'm fucking done with it.[1:53:42]   I thought he was done with mods.[1:53:44]   And to that guy who got fucking held down and butt raped by the Jew. I think a Mersh pretty.[1:53:48]   Held down and butt raped by the Jew. And then the word Mersh, who is a anti Jew guy.[1:53:54]   So he's in this world now with Kumiya. You know, this guy used to be our biggest fan.[1:53:59]   For years and years and years, he was doing red bar before we started hating him. Remember?[1:54:07]   So, uh, but now I am the Jew, him, Kumiya and Mersh. Everyone's the Jew. They hate black people now.[1:54:15]   They're so disgusted by waffle house incidents, you know? So you heard it there.[1:54:21]   All right. We're going to go to our next one. One 50 45.[1:54:24]   And again, still invoking. Is that the word that we're using invoking?[1:54:29]   Red bar. I've seen this on Reddit. Do not invoke red bar. They were right.[1:54:34]   And I want everybody to tell this guy every time he brings up red bar, red bar hates you. He's helping mountain.[1:54:41]   Red bar sent you his tweets about you if you want later. Yeah. We'll show you the tweets about me.[1:54:48]   I can't believe this one 50 45. Here we go for our next one. These are some, uh, okay, here you go.[1:54:54]   One 50 45. Let's see what he says now about me. I mean, if you don't have, if you don't have talent, we're only four back.[1:55:02]   Here they go again. Cope show. I feel like there's better ways to grow your show.[1:55:07]   Stevie Lou. Look, it's a guy who's tried for 15 years to try and be something. It never worked.[1:55:13]   He saw us doing a good show, got really, really jealous. And now here he is trying to make his name off of our back.[1:55:20]   Look, it's happened to me a lot. Like every month, you know, when you go to a new market or platform or everything or anything else, you do a really good job.[1:55:32]   Your audience naturally grows and people who have been trying for years to try and do what you've done in months, get really, really jealous of it.[1:55:39]   And they, he won't admit it. Never using the jealousy thing. Imagine that you can't do that guys. We all know that.[1:55:45]   Remember how many comics tried to do that to me? He's covering me cause he's a jealous. It's gotta be the only one. You can't say that about yourself.[1:55:54]   You could let other people maybe say that. I think he's jealous of you. You cannot say somebody else is jealous of you.[1:56:02]   Live on air. You just can't say that. Right? Isn't that a, it's not a tasteful look.[1:56:07]   I think we all kind of established that. That's distasteful.[1:56:09]   Imagine if I was going, he only hates me because he's jealous. You know, which my teachers told me a lot.[1:56:18]   You know, I would ask, Hey teach, why is this kid? He's so shitty. Well, he's very jealous of you. You're the best artist in the class, Mike.[1:56:26]   You're the only kid I talk to, to be honest. All these other kids are fucking, that's what the teachers that they would always tell me.[1:56:33]   All the other kids are so jealous of you. They come to me all the time wanting to be you. I go, wow, thank you for letting me know this.[1:56:42]   You know? So, uh, but I just can't imagine claiming that somebody is the only reason they could possibly hate me is because they're jealous.[1:56:50]   It was like when Cameron Esposito tried to say the only way you could possibly not like my special is because you hate lesbian and gay organizations.[1:56:59]   It's half of the reason we hate your special. Trust me. That's half of the reason. The other half is because we do not like your attitude.[1:57:09]   Okay. Let's hear some more here.[1:57:11]   And do what you've done in months. Get really, really jealous of it. And they, he won't admit it. Never. He's, he's too stupid. He has too much pride.[1:57:18]   Melton is not stupid.[1:57:20]   I just don't understand. He's a guy who's been murdered. He's actually a zombie. He's not even a person. I mean, Red Bar murdered this guy.[1:57:25]   No, no, no, no.[1:57:27]   No, we didn't.[1:57:29]   That's where, how far I'm willing to go. I'm far too willing to go. I never had a problem with Melton. I don't know what this guy's talking about.[1:57:36]   It's another one of his lies.[1:57:38]   Sal Labrio, Mike never even had a problem with Melton. Why are you trying to say, you're trying to say that Red Bar hates him to get other people to start hating?[1:57:47]   Because when Red Bar hates somebody, it becomes a trend?[1:57:49]   We'll delete every episode.[1:57:51]   We'll delete every episode against Melton to disprove what you're saying here. You hear that, Melton?[1:57:56]   Now, Melton, you should take this nicely. You know, don't start going, oh, I don't need Mike's support.[1:58:04]   Yes, you do.[1:58:06]   Take the support. Take the support. Okay, here you go.[1:58:10]   This guy, I mean, destroyed him, decimated him.[1:58:14]   There's a day where I probably would have stood up for Melton because of how evil Red Bar was.[1:58:18]   So they know about Melton because of me, because they used to be Red Bar. They probably still are. They probably listen every episode. Nobody really quits.[1:58:24]   Now, you might be a fan in our chat right now going, I don't really know much about this, Melton. I don't have a lot of information on this.[1:58:33]   Yeah, that's true. That too.[1:58:35]   But I just wanted to say that's how big of a Red Bar fan Steel Toe is.[1:58:40]   Yes, so all of a sudden they start getting picked on by Melton. Now, Melton doesn't know that they know me.[1:58:46]   Melton just starts picking on these guys and then they bring up Red Bar. Yes, Melton, we know of you from Red Bar.[1:58:54]   It's interesting how many people know of Melton from Red Bar.[1:58:57]   You know, I see this all over Twitter. If you ever Google NLO Red Bar, you have a lot of people, and I want to set the record straight, we never said a bad thing about Melton.[1:59:10]   We were promoting him in an ironic way and it worked.[1:59:14]   Sanders says there's literal evidence of Mike on NLO as a co-host. Melton even performed at the Red Bar Comedy Club.[1:59:21]   There you go![1:59:23]   Yes, see Aaron M.M. Holt? You're going down. And by the way, you're partnering up with Kumiya.[1:59:30]   Any show Kumiya signs is now an enemy show of mine forever.[1:59:37]   And I want all future shows to know that. You don't really do too well when you become a compound media member these days.[1:59:46]   You're not going to go very far, you know, especially with all this other involvement here and picking on my Melton.[1:59:53]   You're not going to go very far. I think Melton looks great. We used to say he had blades.[1:59:58]   Yeah, well maybe blades. Maybe blades are cool. Maybe I'm going to grow blades now.[2:00:04]   Can't you think of a nicer word for blades?[2:00:07]   A knife? He's got knives? I don't know. He's looking sharp.[2:00:15]   Of course, he used to have blades. Now he's looking sharp. From blades to sharp.[2:00:23]   Got it? Very good. I think he would appreciate that.[2:00:27]   And I'd like to send Melton a whole new hat.[2:00:31]   Decimated him.[2:00:33]   Dude, there was a day where I probably would have stood up for Melton because of how evil Red Bar was.[2:00:37]   But then you get a peek at the guy and you're like, never bothered this guy at all.[2:00:42]   And you're like, oh, Red Bar was right. This guy's just a shameless clout chaser with pockmarks, alcoholism, and depression.[2:00:48]   And he's trying to wash off the Red Bar stink. But the only way anybody knows about him is from Red Bar crucifying him.[2:00:59]   We're getting another 10 minutes here, guys.[2:01:00]   Pretty nasty. Like I would typically, like I typically am so naive I'll give people the benefit of the doubt when somebody has been that shitty.[2:01:08]   Yeah, we know you're naive, Woods girl.[2:01:10]   Oh, I'm 1000% on Mike David's side. Mike David was...[2:01:15]   Oh! He's 1000% on my side. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.[2:01:26]   Now that's where I draw. That's like talking about my kids.[2:01:30]   No, no, no. We are. And that's why we're here today to tell you one, two, at the same time, we are on Melton's side.[2:01:43]   Wouldn't that suck if you were in a war?[2:01:47]   So yes, no, no, no, no, no. This is what I mean. He's using me in this particular manner, which is not, you know, not, not a lot.[2:01:57]   Wouldn't this be cool? I just saw this hangover. Wouldn't this be cool if this was a t-shirt and then another shirt under like a big baggy shirt and then another shirt under like that?[2:02:05]   I think that you could pull off the t-shirt long shirt look that's coming back.[2:02:09]   Alright, let's see if there's any more here.[2:02:12]   Salty. Oh, I'm 1000% on Mike David's side. Mike David was 1000% correct.[2:02:20]   I don't know what you want from me or anything like that, but I hope you find it.[2:02:23]   Just stay right where you are.[2:02:26]   The Front Porch conservative with $499.[2:02:29]   Let's see this next one here. Are we at $155?[2:02:34]   Melton reflects. Yeah, $155.55.[2:02:37]   Just a short reflection.[2:02:39]   Melton reflects. $155.55. Let's see what Melton says here.[2:02:42]   Now, and remember, we have never, it was very hard to ever get anything out of Melton that ever said red bar.[2:02:47]   You know, back in the day we would have killed for a content like this.[2:02:52]   Where you see Melton and red bar in the same camera shot like that. Here.[2:02:58]   Let's see what Colin Kaepernick's up to. Hey, Colin, what do you think?[2:03:01]   Oh, God, that was...[2:03:03]   It makes me so giddy when people talk about me like that and they don't know what they're talking about. It's so insane.[2:03:10]   This is a guy who like a week ago was like, I actually like...[2:03:13]   Imagine, imagine April going, you know, at one point I would have stuck up for Melton against red bar.[2:03:20]   It's like red bar hasn't done shit.[2:03:23]   They made fun of me for, you know, like for years on shows doing what I'm doing to you.[2:03:30]   Guess what, honey? You'll wake up in the morning. This isn't real.[2:03:34]   This is nothing.[2:03:35]   Anyone who's been through any...[2:03:37]   See how strong Melton has come out the other side of this, you know, from the hottest fire comes the strongest blade.[2:03:43]   And now Melton is, he's a stronger man because of what we've put him through.[2:03:50]   He's able to almost thank us.[2:03:52]   He's able to thank us because now, you know, and I told you this, told you this would happen.[2:03:57]   I said, after you've made fun of a man to the end.[2:04:00]   Have you ever gotten to the end of making fun of somebody?[2:04:03]   We did. It's never been done before in this world.[2:04:06]   We made fun of him for so long that we did it all.[2:04:12]   We got to the end.[2:04:14]   Once you hit the end, the person that's being made fun of, once he reaches the end, he is now free because he has heard the insult so many times.[2:04:24]   It means nothing to him anymore.[2:04:25]   So now he rises and now there was nothing Steeltoe could do to hurt him.[2:04:34]   And if there is, I will jump in front of it and lose my own life protecting Melton.[2:04:45]   You're basically a Joel to Melton's Ellie.[2:04:50]   Let's go. We've got a lot of walking to do.[2:04:52]   Thank you. That's Joel from the last house on the left.[2:04:57]   Anything on the internet isn't phased by someone making fun.[2:05:01]   Again, if you haven't been pulled up on a screen and made fun of by a man, I don't consider you on the internet.[2:05:08]   She let it slip. They were trying not to say NLO the whole show.[2:05:13]   She's been talking about me out the side of her mouth forever, going like him, that guy.[2:05:18]   Him.[2:05:19]   We got to call him him. That's how epic he was.[2:05:25]   He was referred to as, and this was before pronouns. We would just go, it's him.[2:05:31]   And then that would be in the show notes. Like today we cover him.[2:05:36]   Doesn't sound like much now, but it was.[2:05:39]   As we're neck and neck at 20.[2:05:41]   Okay. Here's our next time code. It's um, which one, which one are we at?[2:05:47]   2 58 30. Here we go. Our last time code of the night.[2:05:51]   2 58 30 their night, not our night. 2 58 30.[2:05:56]   Thank you for joining us here at red bar. How's your day been so far?[2:06:01]   What is this damn time code here?[2:06:03]   I hope you guys are enjoying this little throwback.[2:06:06]   Yeah, we really 2 58 30. I'm almost there.[2:06:09]   I'm going to get a device.[2:06:11]   I saw this cool device where I could scroll through with a big wheel or[2:06:15]   something like that. Does anyone know if you could hook me up?[2:06:18]   Like, can you guys make me a custom keyboard,[2:06:20]   mechanical keyboard where I could scroll through time codes by turning a nice[2:06:25]   dial or something like that? Cause this doesn't look so good.[2:06:28]   What's the number? How do I find? But imagine if I was just like, yeah,[2:06:34]   got to the number very satisfying or some kind of big steering wheel that gets[2:06:39]   you. Be creative. You'll get a thousand bucks. Okay, here we are.[2:06:43]   This is the last time code from this.[2:06:45]   It's fucking bananas.[2:06:47]   I'm not worried about the money. I'm worried about the likes.[2:06:50]   I want him to have a permanent record that we had more likes on a show than[2:06:55]   them. It's the beginning of the crack in bringing that.[2:07:00]   Like he'll start to go like, Oh fuck.[2:07:03]   I thought we were big shit getting 310 likes.[2:07:05]   Melton's a piece of garbage. Melton's a piece of shit.[2:07:09]   Red bar destroyed. Remember,[2:07:12]   every time you tell yourself one of these lies, you have to back it up.[2:07:15]   So when you tell everybody red bar destroyed Melton,[2:07:19]   Melton's rubble in the ashes and then Melton beats you.[2:07:25]   That's got to hurt. So mountain understands. Yeah.[2:07:28]   If I destroyed mountain and he's nothing. Well, why is then a nothing beating you?[2:07:36]   Remember when you read the whole chat about how sad you two were,[2:07:41]   you started screaming about how you hate this. You want to wrap up the week.[2:07:45]   That's because of a man named Patrick. Imagine wrapping up your week because of Melton.[2:07:50]   No, no, no. The week must go on because of Melton.[2:07:53]   You've got this all backwards here. So there it is.[2:07:56]   And what a beautiful little thing to happen in the world.[2:08:00]   And I know it's small. I know it's not the Chris Rock mainstream media special,[2:08:05]   but to me, that's just as important as anything that's going on in better than anything.[2:08:09]   You see what Hassan Piker's talking about? Nothing. It's like shit.[2:08:14]   So I loved that and I applaud everybody involved.[2:08:18]   And I hope everybody's having a very fun time.[2:08:21]   I know there's a lot of people involved in these things and in the chat rooms like this.[2:08:25]   No donations guys to any of them.[2:08:29]   Okay. Keep those wallets locked.[2:08:32]   Donate to BLM.[2:08:33]   You could give them. Here's what I'll allow you to give them. $11 per month.[2:08:38]   That's what you could give them. Okay. Anything more than that is a disturbance.[2:08:43]   Sure. Give me some.[2:08:45]   What's that? You got something else here?[2:08:47]   Let's see here. Pop it over to my computer. It looks like it's playing over on yours.[2:08:51]   Now we've got a little, uh, song.[2:08:57]   Guys, does anyone remember this one?[2:08:59]   This is the official Melton theme song. We miss you, Melton.[2:09:03]   Let's have one.[2:09:06]   Dedicated to him.[2:09:10]   Some people might remember this.[2:09:15]   Oh, because he started smoking.[2:09:24]   I think.[2:09:34]   This is so good.[2:09:40]   Get ready. This is Melton coming up.[2:09:46]   Cut the cameras at every hymn.[2:09:50]   Cheers, everybody.[2:09:54]   One more.[2:09:59]   That was your cue.[2:10:01]   You have three angles to go through, but you didn't do it.[2:10:08]   Congratulations, Patrick Melton. Seriously.[2:10:11]   Very, very exciting in the underground world of our past.[2:10:16]   Okay. Big show coming up. That was just our little intro today.[2:10:21]   We hope you're having a joyous time.[2:10:23]   We meant to talk about that for seconds.[2:10:24]   Yes. We hope your hearts are beating well this week because we're about to, um, fill them with thrills.[2:10:34]   We don't want you guys to get hurt.[2:10:36]   The Oscars was last night or the trans-curs, as I like to call them.[2:10:41]   Watching the E red carpet show. They had this Jeffrey star wannabe.[2:10:46]   You know, why can't they hire wouldn't Jeffrey star be a great red carpet interview guy.[2:10:51]   Stunning, stunning. You look stunning. This is what this woman was doing. You know who they had?[2:10:57]   The black trans man. And this has nothing to do against trans.[2:11:02]   There are, uh, you know, I am a ally to a lot of trans people,[2:11:07]   but there are some trans people that I think the trans community should go after because I think they give the trans community a really bad name.[2:11:15]   Like every trans you see on TV is like a remarkably deceitful one.[2:11:20]   Seriously. And they're doing this with the gays too.[2:11:24]   We're watching this new show on Netflix with Gigi Hadid.[2:11:30]   And I have had it with her because she's a little phony spoiled brat.[2:11:36]   And this show is a fashion show. Have you seen this new Netflix show? What's it called?[2:11:39]   Next in Fashion.[2:11:41]   It's similar to the hype. Do you remember the hype?[2:11:44]   Oh, I love the hype. Do you guys all watch fashion, uh, reality TV?[2:11:48]   We do. And they've got this little guy looks just like me.[2:11:53]   Maybe you could pull up this guy, the co-host. They got this fashion show, Gigi Hadid.[2:11:59]   And you know, she's got these pale white little things here with freckles all over and I wish she would get a tan.[2:12:04]   That's my Trump impression.[2:12:06]   And, uh, they got this other co-host looks just like me. Every time I see him, I shudder thinking it's me because they got him.[2:12:12]   He's a gay guy and they got this little pistachio all done up in little girls' dresses.[2:12:20]   And he's not trans. Have you seen this? There's a lot of gay guys now dressing like women.[2:12:27]   I would, if I were a trans person like Robin Tran, I'd be very mad that now gay guys are all putting on makeup and dressing like women when they're not born in another body.[2:12:37]   You know, like Robin Tran didn't, you know, isn't doing this for fun. She woke up one day, you know, screaming out of her bones needing to be in this other body.[2:12:48]   Okay. Now I feel like this every day. I feel like I'm supposed to be in the body of a goddess and, uh, it's just never going to come true.[2:12:58]   You know, that's why I have body dysmorphia. That's why I'm acting like Philip DeFranco.[2:13:01]   That's why every day I'm trying to burn belly fat and such. So I understand this urge, but the gay guy doesn't, the gay guy was a regular gay guy for 30 years.[2:13:15]   And now all of a sudden that trans is the new thing. Now they're wearing makeup and women's dresses. Let me show you a picture of this guy.[2:13:23]   It's appropriation.[2:13:25]   And it is appropriation, you know, but this isn't from the show. Do we, maybe we could just play the show.[2:13:29]   Oh yeah. Do you have Netflix?[2:13:31]   Oh yeah. Netflix here. I'll go to Netflix. Cause I have it open for my Chris Rock review coming up today, which I just loved Chris Rock.[2:13:40]   I find him to be so urban, um, to me. So I'll show you this and I'll show you, you're going to love it because it's another one of these Indian guys that looks just like me.[2:13:51]   And it's a huge dis to me. Right. You know, that's like the worst thing in the world where I see an Indian guy that kind of looks like me.[2:13:57]   And I start going, Ooh, I bet you there's guys out there that are so white that they think I might look a little Indian. And to me, that's my biggest fear.[2:14:06]   It's always been, that's probably why I hate Indians is because if I ever looked like one of them, I'd want to take my own life.[2:14:15]   That's a personal thing. That's not hate.[2:14:17]   That cute Indian guy on the Oscars last night.[2:14:20]   There's no such thing as a cute Indian.[2:14:23]   Oh please. There really isn't. You know like not too, not too.[2:14:25]   Not at all. I don't know what that is, but I do. I'm trying to find this damn show. What is it called?[2:14:31]   Next in fashion. Next in fashion. Let me show you this next in fashion. They got me watching this and I brought this up. Why? Cause this guy's wearing this fruity dress.[2:14:39]   Yeah. Then I was going to tell you about the Oscars. This guy is such a little asshole. Wait till you see him. And it's not doing him any favors to dress like this.[2:14:47]   How do you get to the dang episodes? You know, this is so convoluted. Okay, here they are.[2:14:53]   Let me find an episode where he's really dressing like a homo and that's what it makes you feel.[2:14:59]   You know, I never signed up for every gay man in the world now to be showing their butts and thunks. I'm terrified to go to Miami beach.[2:15:06]   Here's the difference. We've accepted this girl's body thing. Yes. You want to see their bodies.[2:15:12]   I don't want to be going to the beach now and guys are now wearing bikinis. Thong bikinis. They really are.[2:15:20]   Like you'll see a gay guy now will go to the beach or just a regular gay guy, not a trans guy. He puts on a micro wicked weasel bikini.[2:15:29]   It's barely covering his tits. Two strings, two quarters, and then he's got a line going up. Sorry, that's an indecent exposure.[2:15:38]   It's different. No, no, no. This is not a girl. Guess what? A girl's got downstairs. Nothing. It's flat. You ever see a girl's bathing suit? It's flat.[2:15:47]   That's why it's allowed. A guy in a bikini is a bunch of mound. That's not allowed and it's indecent.[2:15:55]   And you know what? I'll tell you this. This is why people are going to never get over this. This is why you keep aggravating people.[2:16:00]   Nobody wants to hate gays, but every man who sees a man exposing his butt or his dick or his breasts, it's an involuntary disgustery.[2:16:16]   And you're just going to get mad. You wouldn't care if the guy's straight Mexican, Indian, Chinese. If it's a man, another man doesn't want to see another man showing his ass.[2:16:26]   And this is where we're headed here. I think all these alt-right people are against it. The trans is no problem at all.[2:16:36]   What you really need to be worried about is gay guys wearing bikinis now. I'm telling you. Because the trans people are wearing big bag, Robin Trent's covering it all.[2:16:46]   That's all you could ask for. You're lucky. I don't see a lot of trans people showing much.[2:16:52]   But the gays are showing way too much. I have to say we turn this back on the gays. Forget the trans people. Turn this back on the gays.[2:17:00]   Because the gays are acting up lately. They're pretending they're in a whole other world now. And I don't trust any gay people. I'll tell you that right now.[2:17:10]   I'm still trying to find an episode of this guy. They don't really put them in the thumbnail. So I'm trying to find a good episode.[2:17:15]   I know, I know, but I'm trying to find the one where he's wearing the girl's clothing. You see, you understand the concept here. You know, you're acting like fucking April. Oh wait, I think I found it.[2:17:27]   Yeah. Here's one that really repulses me and I'll show you this. This isn't very revealing like I was talking about, but this, this bothers me. The way he is dressed does bother me.[2:17:38]   And I'm telling you, I'm an open guy. I'm an ally. But you know, all these people hate you, right? You know, Jordan Peterson and all these people, they're out to get you.[2:17:51]   The Matt Walsh and the whole crowd that follows those people around. Do you want them to get to a point where they want, where they think it's okay to kill you?[2:18:00]   Cause that's where you're pushing them. I would just stop.[2:18:06]   And I believe me, that's not, I think Matt Walsh should be devoured by trans people. I mean, I really, I think I, my perfect world is that Matt Walsh is on a walk one day and then he just sees a trans person and he looks here and another shows.[2:18:23]   And then it's like a whole crowd and they just rip him limb from limb. And you see him go down as they tear his flesh.[2:18:34]   They tear his clothes off first. They rip his cock off. They start biting and ripping at him in front of his kids. It's filmed. It's in HD.[2:18:42]   AK. Everybody sees. I want them to die a slow, painful, vengeful death. So that's where I stand on that.[2:18:55]   But I will say this. If they don't stop dressing like I'm about to show you, there will be more hatred towards them.[2:19:03]   You, you, you know, on one side that guy should be ripped to death by trans people, Matt Walsh, but on the other side, um, you, you, if you want these guys to chill out, you can't do this.[2:19:18]   Let me show you this guy right, right now. Here, here he comes. And of course the beautiful end. Kill the music.[2:19:30]   Today, our designers are taking one that requires stars and ideas to be combined. That's the guy. Okay. So this is the guy.[2:19:38]   You do have the same hair. Yeah. And that's why I am a whole. I had to turn these subtitles off. Yeah. You do need English subtitles.[2:19:45]   Yeah. See, they thought I needed English subtitles when he popped up.[2:19:48]   So I see this guy's hair. I go, Oh my God. Look that like, that fucking bothers me. We have the same eyebrows.[2:20:01]   You also don't like the British. So maybe that's, I also hate the British. Oh, I hate the British like poison. Shut the fuck up. Learn English or shut up. I am so sick of these accents.[2:20:12]   Watch this. Sorry, the British.[2:20:15]   Today, our designers are taking on quite the unique challenge. You're spoiled. One that requires stars and ideas to be combined seamlessly.[2:20:23]   Collaboration. Let's go.[2:20:25]   We're going to have to go this way. This is one of their best. Come on G.[2:20:30]   Next in fashion.[2:20:34]   That's one of these shows they got to compete. Here he is. I'll show you. Look at this. This is the outfit that made me turn.[2:20:39]   Look at him. Hillary Rodham Clinton walking up. Hold on. They do so many cuts. It's a Netflix show.[2:20:47]   You look good. You look so cutie. Try to hit it. Good morning.[2:20:52]   And everybody's got to be gay now. Oh, come on. Give me him. They won't land on him for two seconds.[2:20:58]   Design is very, Oh yeah, I guess this little outfit for some reason bothers me and this should bother people more than a trans person.[2:21:11]   Like this little outfit and him standing there bothers me like more than anything. Like I just cannot have you wearing this.[2:21:21]   It gets worse. Wait till you see this other show.[2:21:24]   The guy on earth who watches Next in fashion and complains about how gay everyone is.[2:21:30]   Well, they got to stop. I seriously, it needs to stop. I don't need all my clothes. You know what? I'm not gay.[2:21:35]   I don't need all fashion to be gay. They need some equal opportunity in there. We need some straight people making fashion because it's getting so stupid.[2:21:43]   Maybe you should start a show like this for guys.[2:21:44]   Yes. Why do they exclude? This whole world likes to exclude everybody. It's like, no wonder. Yeah, no guys are going to watch the Oscars. It's all trannies.[2:21:53]   No guys are going to watch the Grammys. It's all trannies. No guys are going to watch Netflix. It's all gays. We got to keep it even.[2:22:01]   Every designer on this show is trans in a different way. I prefer the gays. Wait till you see this. This guy right here used to be a girl.[2:22:11]   I don't like a deceitful tranny. If you're a tranny, I need to know that it's a guy in a dress. I thought this was a guy for six seasons.[2:22:22]   And then he goes, I was actually born a girl, Amanda. It's like, Oh, so you're psychotic. You went through all this surgery.[2:22:30]   That's too much. You can't do all that surgery. Sorry. Just seriously. It's just too much. There's no surgeries for anybody for any reason.[2:22:39]   What straight guys would they even put on here? Steel toe, Melton. I would love that. There's no straight guys that even exist that are worth anything.[2:22:49]   So it's either this guy who is just, and it's like, how did you have time to learn fashion when you've been spending every hour on yourself, mutating yourself into another guy?[2:22:58]   How do you have the time to even learn a skill when every ounce of that would be like, if I became a beautiful woman, you know, it's a lot of work.[2:23:07]   I think you could pull it off. Although the amount of work I'm doing in the gym is a trans act. If you work out and recomp, you are trans. Don't get it twisted.[2:23:18]   All right. I got to show you this guy close up. I'm just dying to show you. Okay. Look at that. That's enough to go. I hate gays, right?[2:23:28]   Any guy out there at home is going, I just want to kill gays now. I'm telling you. But if you dress normal, we wouldn't think that you could talk the same, act the same, be the same guy.[2:23:42]   You can't dress like this. It's too fruity. It bothers us. Get it? Okay. Can you just compromise a little bit?[2:23:53]   You know, that's what we're asking. It's like, no wonder they're going so super crazy when they see this, you know, they get so angry.[2:24:04]   When Nick DePaulo turns on his TV and sees this, he just, he thinks the world's over.[2:24:11]   Well, maybe these guys are trying to piss off Nick DePaulo.[2:24:16]   Don't piss off anybody. I don't try to piss people off. When I come on this show, my goal is to piss everybody off who's watching.[2:24:23]   Let's not piss anybody off. And you're just as guilty, rich girl, you know, with your freckles.[2:24:32]   And by the way, they're always covering up her freckles in the high-end ads. What's that say? It means they don't like them. Get them surgically removed.[2:24:40]   Okay. But it brought that up for a reason.[2:24:43]   Well now everyone's only talking about how you're twins with Tan France.[2:24:47]   Well, that's cause I'm confident in who I'm twins with.[2:24:50]   And, uh, you know, there's a way to wear women's clothing without making people so aggravated they want to tear your face off.[2:24:58]   You do it every day.[2:25:00]   Exactly. And that's all I'm asking.[2:25:02]   Speaking of which, I saw my homie AJ Main in the chat and I said,[2:25:06]   Who's AJ Main?[2:25:08]   Hey AJ, just wanted you to know that Mike has been wearing your bay pat all week.[2:25:11]   Yes. Remember that guy who bought me a bay pat? I thought it was so silly. I threw it in the corner.[2:25:15]   Turns out that color purple looked very fresh on me.[2:25:19]   And then AJ said, ha ha, that's a woman's hat.[2:25:23]   Are you kidding me?[2:25:26]   I actually, my head is so small. I could only fit into women's and kids' hats.[2:25:31]   I can't even fit in my D-Moose neck harness thing.[2:25:34]   I've outdone the Velcro.[2:25:36]   I go outside of the Velcro range on a lot of stuff. So I've got this neck harness. Remember I put a big harness on and I'm doing neck exercises.[2:25:43]   The Velcro only has about this much room to stick because it's overlapped so much.[2:25:50]   They didn't think you would need, or like a watch band. I got to poke like eight extra holes here.[2:25:55]   I'm about this big.[2:25:57]   So everything about me is a lot smaller. Like all of this stuff, we had to get small versions of everything to make it look scale.[2:26:06]   Like this ashtray right here, believe it or not, is a ashtray from Burger King.[2:26:10]   I don't know if you remember, they're only this big.[2:26:15]   Does that make sense to people? So yeah, I'm wearing a girl's hat all around town. I got a big fucking embroidered B on it.[2:26:22]   I look like a tremendous idiot, but the color, that purple was a really nice color. I got sick of it though. I'm already over that hat.[2:26:28]   Well, you wore it for like 13 days straight.[2:26:31]   Yeah. Well, there you go. You set me a hat. I wear it for 13 days straight. I wear it backwards too.[2:26:35]   I started wearing hats backwards a couple of days ago so that I could get some sun in my face.[2:26:43]   And I was looking really hip with my backwards hat.[2:26:46]   Well, by the way, my backwards hats, they'll look really stupid because I have to put the band.[2:26:50]   So you know how most people, if they wear a backwards hat, the band is like this long. Mine is all the way overlapped to bead one.[2:26:57]   So it's just a very small hole all crunched over. And that's why you don't ever see me in a backwards hat unless it's a child's.[2:27:06]   And they don't make child's hats like they used to.[2:27:10]   People got big heads out there, man. I'll say this. Most stuff is too big. I can't wear a motorcycle helmet.[2:27:17]   I had to move to a state where there's no helmet laws because I put on a motorcycle helmet and it's like this.[2:27:24]   So a typical men's motorcycle helmet, it would be like where my hands are, I'd be holding the sides.[2:27:31]   So I look like a toadstool Mario type of toad guy wearing it. It doesn't look good on a bike. It looks very obscure and weird.[2:27:42]   So I go helmetless when I'm on the motorcycle.[2:27:45]   And I also, here I'll tell you what else I got into, picking up easy scooters around town and riding those around.[2:27:51]   I hurt my whole back because I was on the scooter for about an hour and 45 minutes, but I was hunched over like this the whole time.[2:27:58]   They're so fast now. Those city scooters. I was going all over my neighborhood in the city.[2:28:06]   If you ever see me around my neighborhood, I'll be so fast on my city scooter you won't be able to catch me.[2:28:10]   But I got off my city scooter and my hole here was very sore. I was very sore from all the hunched over city scooter.[2:28:22]   But it's something I want to get into. I'm very good at the scooter and I'm very good at handling the fear of the cars.[2:28:29]   If you ever see me outside, I might be on a scooter like that. Come and say hi. You're all welcome to show up.[2:28:37]   Okay. What were we going to show people here?[2:28:40]   Let's see. I think that we, what's next? What are you in the mood for?[2:28:46]   Anything you want. Spit it out to me.[2:28:48]   This is really quick, but this is just a little one, but this has been on my mind a lot this week.[2:28:54]   Mike riding around like Salvo. Oh no, no, no. You know, I just was hanging out with Salvo. I helped him set up his new studio.[2:29:02]   I said, let bygones be bygones. I found out the only guy who was after him was this Ryan Morris guy who seems to be after me as well.[2:29:10]   I couldn't believe it. It was actually heartbreaking. So I gave Salvo a second chance. I went over to Ohio.[2:29:15]   I helped him set up his studio all weekend and he's coming back with a big show and we're actually going to be behind him the whole time.[2:29:23]   And it's, you either side with Salvo or our relationship is over.[2:29:30]   You could verify that on going to Twitter. Go to Twitter. She's pulling something. I'm just trying to yap to fill time.[2:29:37]   Oh no, it's in next up. Oh, next up here. It'll work the computer. I'm getting bad at the computer. I might hire a guy to work the computer for me.[2:29:46]   Here it is. Jordan Peterson. Oh yes. He tweeted this. This has been driving me crazy.[2:29:49]   Jordan Peterson. He's constantly going on about how drag shows are bad. I've seen some clips from these drag shows and they are bad.[2:29:57]   Any public meet up. I'll give you an example. I hate drag shows. I want them to stop. You know what else I want to stop?[2:30:06]   Trivia nights at bars. I hate those just as much. Any get together of people all hanging out in a stupid area I want over.[2:30:15]   So yeah, I do want drag shows closed, but I'm not going to dedicate my whole life to trying to close these and call these people groomers.[2:30:25]   And I've seen the drag show, you know, Suzanne Santo. This is so interesting. Listen to this. This bug has bit so many people, this anti-trans bug.[2:30:34]   I don't know why this has so many people up in our, I just don't understand because it's just, it's so easy to not have it in your life.[2:30:42]   I think if you're on Twitter, you're being fed this so much that you think it's like taking over the world.[2:30:50]   But I promise you, you're rarely ever going to see a trans person. And if you do, just beat the shit out of them. Case closed and problem solved.[2:30:58]   But if you hate somebody, to spend all day as an adult, all day and night for year after year, getting closer and closer to saying that you want to kill trans people.[2:31:12]   I find that to be crazy, you know? So Suzanne Santo, remember her in the beta?[2:31:20]   Who says Suzanne Santo? From Joe Rogan. She's in a band called Honey Honey. Remember with the beta?[2:31:26]   The beta? I would have, if I were to guess, and you go Mike, Suzanne Santo in the beta, remember those guys?[2:31:35]   From Honey Honey on Joe Rogan. And you know that red-headed girl comes, oh Joe, can I borrow 3,500 bucks? I just need some money to get by.[2:31:43]   And then she sings a song all shitty. And Joe seems to have a little crush on her, I think.[2:31:52]   It's very weird because she's been on their show so many times that she should have a million followers on Instagram.[2:32:00]   If you've been on Rogan 10 times, you need to be rich. If you've been on Rogan 10 times and you're not filthy rich, then that's your answer.[2:32:11]   The world has said no. So Suzanne Santo's a great one. Suzanne Santo is from the band Honey Honey. Maybe send me her Instagram. This is really cool.[2:32:23]   She's always on Rogan. She broke up with this Honey Honey in the beta, and then she started coming on Rogan alone.[2:32:31]   And I love the dynamic. I think Rogan really is in love with her, and I think he's given her a great deal of money to get by.[2:32:38]   She only has 42,000 followers on her Instagram. She's been on Rogan 10 times. They've said no. And this is a girl.[2:32:48]   Suzanne Santo recently married a hotshot villainous film producer from Hollywood.[2:32:58]   She's out of nowhere. I mean, this is a Nashville, down-home, country guitar, Nashville, innocent girl.[2:33:08]   All of a sudden, she gets swept up by it, and I think she was connected.[2:33:13]   Her husband is like a writer for True Detective. There's a little fact for Anand Pakad.[2:33:17]   Can I get her Instagram here? I don't got anything here. I don't have her Instagram yet in my chat.[2:33:22]   I need that Instagram. It's Suzanne Santo. She was a very home-style, down-home, country girl.[2:33:30]   I feel like Rogan hooked her up with this hotshot Hollywood producer. Wait till you see him.[2:33:35]   Sorry. There's a lot of Suzanne Santoses on Instagram. Do you know what her name is?[2:33:40]   Oh, my God. Really?[2:33:42]   I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking.[2:33:43]   I mean, Jesus. Turn on notifications. Not now. No, no, no. Search. It's just got to be Suzanne Santo.[2:33:54]   She should come right up. We haven't been. Is she Shadow?[2:33:58]   Oh, I got it. I got it.[2:34:00]   She didn't get shadow banned, did she? Because she might have. I'll tell you why. This is why we're bringing her up here, and this is why we're bringing up the Dr. Peterson.[2:34:06]   There you go.[2:34:07]   Suzanne Santo. Yes, you might remember her from Honey Honey, right? There she is. Innocent girl, right?[2:34:16]   You wouldn't expect her to be saying what she said. I haven't even told you what she said yet. Here she is.[2:34:24]   Look. Innocence, right? That's an innocent girl. You've seen her on Rogan.[2:34:28]   She's sweet. I got to show you who. Well, she's not sweet. No, why would you say that?[2:34:32]   Till now. Till now. Till now, I meant. She's not sweet at all. She's actually. Did we happen to record that?[2:34:37]   I don't think so. She's not sweet. I got to show you who she got married to.[2:34:42]   Because she was with the beta, and then she married this guy. Nick Polizzotto. Wait till you see this guy.[2:34:50]   He's this hotshot Hollywood producer. And what is he known for, Jules? He did some big movies, right?[2:34:58]   True Detective. True Detective![2:34:59]   So what do we know about True Detective? Well, two weeks ago on Saturday Night Live, Woody Harrelson hosted and did a big anti-vaccine joke. Nobody saw it coming.[2:35:15]   So he did a big anti-vaccine, anti-pharma type of thing, showing that he is against this all.[2:35:22]   And then all of a sudden, and here, Suzanne Santo marries this producer of the show, Woody Harrelson.[2:35:34]   I think there's some ring going on where these guys are all have turned right wing.[2:35:40]   Suzanne Santo, and I don't have the proof here. She puts out a story the other day showing footage of a drag show.[2:35:48]   Okay. One of these drag shows. So it's like a drag queen dancing around and there was like a kid.[2:35:55]   But all the video was, was just a drag queen in a room, like a party room, dancing around and there was a bunch of other adults.[2:36:04]   They all looked like modern family type of adults from California. The drag queen was just wearing like shorts and like a tight long sleeve t-shirt.[2:36:15]   Everything was fine.[2:36:16]   She shows a clip of that and then she pops on the screen and she goes, I've just lost a hundred followers.[2:36:25]   If you are down with this drag shit, you could unfollow me right now.[2:36:32]   It's disgusting what they're doing to our children. It just sickens me. And these psychotic creeps are not going to get away.[2:36:41]   And I'm going, wow. I go, they got Santo? This bug is biting everybody. Listen, I'm willing to, to, to, to hear people out.[2:36:53]   This bug is going around town. You know, it came right after COVID. You know, I call it a new strain because one after the other, the adults, if you're like over 35,[2:37:05]   that clock is ticking. And any minute now you're going to go on an anti trans rant and almost dedicate your whole life.[2:37:13]   You're willing to like turn your back on all your fans. I'm drawing the line and it's saying Eminem.[2:37:19]   You're like telling your fans, I've lost. She goes, I've lost a hundred followers. Fuck you.[2:37:25]   If you're okay with these trans drag shows. And again, I saw the clip. I haven't seen enough of these clips.[2:37:31]   And it's like, you're just a musician. Why is this?[2:37:33]   You're just a musician. I don't know where this is coming from. I don't know if your husband is constantly talking about this, but the people are obsessed with this trans thing and they're getting madder and madder about it.[2:37:47]   Even now me talking about it, like I'm talking now, I will get emails from people furious at me.[2:37:55]   And I've gotten these emails before every time I do this, they just can't believe. And they're willing to just, they could be fans for nine years of me.[2:38:04]   And because I'm not wanting the trans people to all die, they're done with me. That's how bad this bug is getting.[2:38:12]   I don't know why there's not a documentary on this, but Jordan Peterson is like the number one guy there.[2:38:18]   And the anti-trans stuff they're doing is like the most brutal that I've ever seen it. Again, it's every week that goes by, they get like, it's like how Anthony Cumming is.[2:38:29]   Twitter is like, I hate disgusting ends, rid the world of the savage and let us have peace.[2:38:36]   And you're like, that's not something a normal person would have ever wrote. We were all under agreeance that that was too crazy at one point.[2:38:45]   But now we're seeing people every week. It gets a little crazier and a little more accepted to say it.[2:38:55]   So that's why I beg of these trans people. Let's take a step back here. Let's chill out a little bit.[2:39:02]   The gay people, let's all retreat a little bit here because there will be a killing soon.[2:39:09]   Jordan Peterson posted this to prove, I don't know what, but what this is so weird coming from a guy that is so angry that we have drag shows for kids.[2:39:24]   This is what they're angry about, right?[2:39:26]   24 hours a day.[2:39:28]   And that's what I'm saying. How about don't do the trans shows for kids for six months because then you'll see they'll still hate you.[2:39:38]   They're using this right now as the one thing because everybody what? Uses kids as the way to get what they want, right?[2:39:48]   So they just hate trans people. They just, it sickens them. Just like I showed you that gay guy in the tight shirt.[2:39:53]   It just sickens you. You just want to beat them up, right?[2:39:56]   But instead of saying that, see, nobody's willing to be honest with themselves. So instead of saying that, they go, no, no, no, it's because I don't care what they do.[2:40:03]   It's because of the kids.[2:40:05]   The kids all of a sudden you care about a gay guy's kids. Isn't a gay guy's kids just as disgusting?[2:40:12]   Came out of the gay guy's ass.[2:40:14]   So don't, you cannot fall for that. And please don't use that as you care about some, if they're bringing their kid to a drag show, isn't the kid.[2:40:23]   It's already part of a community that you hate, you know, just cause it's a kid. You don't need to save other people's kids from this.[2:40:31]   And if you're worried about exposing people to disgusturies, then you shouldn't post this. And Dr. Peterson posted this. Oh, it's, it's gone.[2:40:42]   Oh, luckily I recorded it.[2:40:44]   Luckily you recorded it. And we've got a little movie right here and here it is. It's been deleted from Twitter. He posted this.[2:40:49]   We don't know what this is, but it's marvelous. It is the coolest scene. I think it's something from Tony Hinchcliffe's Green Room.[2:40:58]   I'm obsessed with this scene.[2:41:00]   I'm going to say, this is, let me just see how it pops up. Okay. He posts this and he says, such, such, I don't want to do a Peterson.[2:41:09]   I know, that's too Anthony.[2:41:11]   Such fun in unbelievable techno nightmare, CCP hell. What's going on in China? Three children policy warning graphic pictures.[2:41:23]   Jordan Peterson posts this to millions and millions of people, including kids. There are little kids under 18 that follow Peterson. It is a fact.[2:41:33]   This is a man who doesn't want kids seeing just a person in drag. Like literally it's gotten to the point where they've like mixed all this up.[2:41:44]   If there is a trans person and a kid in the room, they consider that like a sex crime that is happening.[2:41:51]   Even if there's no, like if there's a trans person in a grocery store on one side of the store, a kid on the other, a sex crime has been committed to them.[2:41:59]   That's what they've convinced themselves.[2:42:00]   So if that's your rule, that's fine. I understand being strict. I can get strict like that. Like I think a gay guy in a bikini should be arrested.[2:42:10]   I really do. I fully believe that I want him in jail for life. So I'm there.[2:42:16]   But at the same time, then you can't post this. And this is the most insane video I think we've ever seen online.[2:42:25]   Many of you have seen this. Here it is. Is there audio to this or no? I don't think so.[2:42:32]   It is men lying in hospital beds with the big fat men with their penises out and these contraptions coming down from the ceiling that are pumping.[2:42:46]   And this is very graphic. I know Jordan Peterson posted this with no explanation.[2:42:52]   It is a pump house. This is like what Tony Hinchcliffe is doing in the green room or the Vulcan.[2:42:59]   All the men are being pumped. This guy has giant. I mean, this is a pump house and he's posting this.[2:43:07]   This is worse than what any tranny has ever done. You showing me this, what am I chopped liver?[2:43:13]   You've just traumatized me. You're doing worse than what a trans person. Look at this guy.[2:43:19]   I mean, kids follow Jordan Peterson. Yes, of course. I mean, he was the number one best selling author of the world and now he's showing that.[2:43:28]   So imagine you just thought this was like a self-help book. You sign up for his Twitter. You're following him thinking that he's just given you 12 rules for success.[2:43:39]   And then all of a sudden it's this guy, Tony Hinchcliffe with the leather tits. So this is a very bizarre.[2:43:45]   What's his explanation? Such fun in the unbelievable. So he thinks this is something that's going on in China.[2:43:51]   And you know, it's been whatever this video is, it's just a fetish video that they found on some sick site.[2:43:57]   I can't imagine anybody getting behind the camera to film that. And where do you get the pump?[2:44:02]   All these pumps and these men willing to do this, lying in these hospital beds getting pumped. I mean, it really is.[2:44:10]   I just have a, and there's like matrix lines dripping down too.[2:44:16]   What did he think that the Chinese? Did he think that this is what's, I don't know. That's what I mean.[2:44:24]   I don't know what he thinks. He thinks this is just what the libs are doing. This is just look what they're doing now.[2:44:33]   This is what the libs are doing. And maybe they are, maybe they are, but, uh, you shouldn't be showing that to me.[2:44:45]   I mean, I've been, and that's why it's like, I had to really steer that thing in the eye there to get it, but I'm stronger now.[2:44:52]   I am stronger now. What did the chat think of the pump? Cause I know a lot of people probably don't want to see that.[2:44:57]   Were they disgusted by that pump? Did anybody say no, no, no, gore, gore, gore? Were they just, that's how desensitized we've become where we could just stare at something like that.[2:45:07]   Ooh, I got the willies. I got the, that's what Tony Inchcliffe is doing every single fucking day. Best believe it. The leather queen.[2:45:16]   So I thought that was good. That Peterson, don't get it twisted. He is deranged. It's not a right versus left political thing.[2:45:23]   We've been showing you the derangements of Peterson before he was even a political man. So don't side with Peterson just cause you hate Kumail.[2:45:34]   By the way, you should all be watching Kumail's interviews about how he, um, got all the muscle for the movie. I watch those every day to get motivated.[2:45:43]   I can't wait till I look just like Kumail Nanjiani.[2:45:47]   Are you tank topping it out this summer?[2:45:48]   Yeah. This summer I'll be wearing, um, gym shark tank tops only on the show. Shiny ones made out of gym material. It's going to be pretty fucking fruity all summer long.[2:46:01]   I cannot wait for the summer. I'm going to be wearing like open toad shirts, stuff like that. It's going to be pretty cool. We shot these wacky Indian guys.[2:46:11]   Well, these fake Indians. Do people know what this is? What is this? And do you remember the song Hottie Dottie?[2:46:18]   Can you Google that and see if you could find out what Hottie Dottie song chant is? We were walking down our street, minding our own business and this whole group of very suspect layered looking white guys.[2:46:31]   Like, you know, when somebody's such a hipster, they're almost like a non-human, scary, weird, scary white hipster guy.[2:46:42]   They had completely shaved heads and then they had a little tiny patch of hair on the very top in a little ponytail.[2:46:49]   Yeah, but they were all white looking guys that looked like they all ran away from home, right? They all look like they had ran away from their parents and all met up and they're part like of a cult.[2:46:58]   They were walking around our street with drums going Hottie Dottie, Hottie Dottie, Hottie Dottie, and they were trying to like get people to join them.[2:47:08]   I found it to be very disturbing. If you could, if anyone could find out what that is, well, maybe we could call this out there.[2:47:16]   This is why we're saying it here. If anybody out there knows what this is, men on drums, looking like they're from a call, walking around the street, getting out and they were going Hottie Dottie, Hottie Dottie, Hottie Dottie.[2:47:28]   It was like ominous, like eerie. So if anyone could find out what that is, cause I need to know who these men are. We should have followed them back and drawn.[2:47:37]   I would have stayed with them for hours. You ran, so.[2:47:40]   I did run. I did run from them. The lady behind me. Okay, let's see the best planet in the city eating itself. Oh, this is a good one.[2:47:48]   We were so scared. We were going to get caught with this one over here. Megamind over here. We were at, listen to this. We go to Portillo's. Give it up.[2:47:58]   And I've been dying, you know, in Chicago. Okay. I'm from Chicago. In Chicago, they had this restaurant called Elwood's. Oh, did I love this place?[2:48:09]   Cause Elwood's had this salad on the menu called the chop salad. It's great. It's all chopped up. It's a lettuce all chopped up.[2:48:19]   Bacon, these tiny little noodles, uh, green onions, chicken, and uh, their house dressing.[2:48:32]   And we love this salad. Oh, this is one of the, you ever find a salad that you just, it's just better than any salad and they've just done something with the dressing where it really is hitting all the little sensors that you need.[2:48:44]   And you can just sit there and fucking eat it. While Portillo's that just opened here in town, where I tried to get a hat, they wouldn't let me get one of their hats.[2:48:54]   Uh, they have a chop salad as well. That is very similar to the one we used to like. So we got two chop salads and we said, you know, we're going to pick us some chop salads.[2:49:03]   We're going to drive 30 minutes into the mountains and we're going to go eat these salads at a park. And that's what we did. And we drove 35 minutes from Portillo's.[2:49:15]   We have our salads and it's this beautiful day. Every day here is beautiful by the way. And we get to this beautiful park surrounded by the mountains and it's got a little lake and Palm trees.[2:49:25]   And we parked the car and we walk 15 minutes to these picnic benches. We see this really cool bird and then we have a quick back and forth with the ranger of the park who saw us interacting with a bird.[2:49:41]   And I had to pretend to talk to him for a minute. Then I threw a, um, well that comes later actually.[2:49:48]   So we take out our salads and what did we realize when we took out our salads? There was only one fork. There was only one fork.[2:50:00]   There was only one fork. Now why is this, why was Mike so mad when there was only one fork? Because he specifically asked Jules when we left Portillo's to check the bag and make sure there were forks.[2:50:18]   Well, she saw the one fork, assumed there were two, said yes, drove 35 minutes. Now you get two salads. You're starving. You walk 15 minutes from the car to the picnic table.[2:50:32]   Short eating. You see only one fork. Well, you're really in a predicament. What did I tell you this salad was? Shop salad.[2:50:43]   I mean, you can't eat it with the knife that came along with the fork. You know, we tried, uh, it's too thin. You're not going to get any, it's going to take forever.[2:50:54]   And I looked at her and I really felt bad for her because she was either going to have, she was just going to have to wait for me to finish my whole salad, which I would have because of course I get the fork. Okay.[2:51:05]   There's no, it's not who gets the fork. I get the fork. She forgot the fork. She thought I was going to start screaming. So she's like, you could have the fork.[2:51:13]   And I said, you know what? Let me go back to the car and see if we have another fork. Maybe there's another one of these little plastic forks that came with some bullshit food that we have in the glove box.[2:51:25]   And I knew there wasn't. And then she starts going, I'll go to the car. I'll go to the car. I go sit. And I go, and then I didn't realize how far the car was away.[2:51:36]   You know, I'm walking for 15 full minutes in the sun and I, and my salads are sitting out there getting steamed. My chicken was all woody by the time I get back and I'm looking, I knew there was no fork in the car.[2:51:47]   So I get to the car. I go, what the fuck am I going to do? Cause there's no fork. I'm looking all over.[2:51:54]   I'm looking at every little thing in the car that I have. And I've got quite a bit of tools in the back. My overlanding set up in the back. I've got some good stuff.[2:52:03]   And then I see this small Patagonia bag and I go, Oh, my coffee kit. Is it there?[2:52:09]   And I get this bright idea. I open it up in my coffee kit. I got this little coffee kit to make coffee on the road.[2:52:17]   And in the coffee kit is a metal coffee, tablespoon scoop.[2:52:26]   It's one of those measuring spoons. That's about this long metal. And then this deep at the end, it looks like an old man's pipe almost.[2:52:34]   I run back to the picnic bench and I go here, you're eating with this and this bitch had to eat a salad.[2:52:44]   You've never seen it with a measuring spoon, a big metal fucking measuring spoon. She looked so stupid.[2:52:52]   I said, if anyone ever catches this, imagine if some listener ran into us and she's sitting there like this and it's spilling everywhere.[2:53:00]   You can't eat this salad with this coffee measuring spoon. She looks so fucking stupid.[2:53:07]   When the spoon reached the mouth, I had to like flip it upside down to drop the salad.[2:53:13]   She would go like this.[2:53:14]   That was the only thing. And some lady walked by me and I made eye contact with her like mid mouth drop.[2:53:28]   You look so stupid, man. So if you ever, I'm telling you, that would have been a moment to catch this paparazzi style long lens.[2:53:36]   Imagine you run in and you're like, dude, she was eating her salad out of this big measuring spoon.[2:53:41]   She's retarded. Yeah. It would be like when Bieber ate, uh, which was a prank, but thank you for listening to that story.[2:53:50]   It was so, so cute when we did it. And you know what? We learned a thing or two.[2:53:54]   Well, isn't it nice that I made such a fool out of myself and had such suffering?[2:53:58]   Isn't it nice that I went and found this measuring spoon, which she would have never found by the way, if I, if she had gone to the car to find a fork, she would have came back crying.[2:54:05]   At least I figured out a measuring spoon is better than nothing. Okay. Cause you cannot eat a salad with your hands.[2:54:14]   By the way, the chat has determined that the Hadi Dadi guys are Hari Krishnas and they're actually saying Hari Hari.[2:54:20]   Hari Hari. Well, why don't you Google that? Let's hear the song. I want to know what has been chanted into my ear. Cause I feel very weird.[2:54:27]   Hey, how are you doing there? I've got guests here today.[2:54:30]   Okay. Let's see what else we got here today. Uh, there's some cool stuff from the, uh, Brian red band universe.[2:54:38]   My old buddy, Brian red band. Have you guys been following the comedy mothership grand opening Joe Rogan's comedy club?[2:54:47]   Some cool stuff going on at the ultra strict comedy mothership sold out for months.[2:54:54]   You know, they get a lot of, uh, cool little things that could happen here cause scalpers you see bought up all the tickets to the comedy mothership.[2:55:03]   They sold out of six months of shows in advance and it, most of it was bought up by scalpers,[2:55:10]   but Joe Rogan's doing this thing at his comedy club where your name has to match the name on the ticket.[2:55:18]   But I don't think they released this policy until after the scalpers bought all the tickets to the scalpers bought all the tickets.[2:55:25]   The shows say sold out. Now the scalpers are selling all the tickets,[2:55:29]   but then the people who buy the tickets are all going to get turned away because their name doesn't match the ticket,[2:55:34]   which is the new policy. They have not thought this through. So stay tuned. That could be a big one.[2:55:40]   But my friend Brian Redband who, and we really are bonding and building a relationship here.[2:55:47]   I got some good Redband stuff for you today.[2:55:50]   Let's see what he was up to. And I had a lot of people fill me in on these little things that Redband has been saying on his virtual Redband podcast about me.[2:56:01]   So let's go here. The comedy mothership opens. We'll show you some of that. I've got some great stuff from that.[2:56:05]   Wait till you see Joe Rogan's dress that he decided to wear. Another guy, anti-trans guy wants trans out.[2:56:16]   He showed up to opening night at comedy mothership wearing a dress. No joke. This is not photoshopped.[2:56:24]   Here is a photo of Joe Rogan on his stage. And you tell me that's not a dress. I mean it is literally reaching his knees.[2:56:33]   You know, it's so funny because this pic, I mean, come on, can we just for this picture? Come on guys.[2:56:40]   This is like exactly what my life is. I mean, this picture is everything. Hold on, let's get this.[2:56:47]   And can you get me the Dave Chappelle picture? Oh, we got that too. Maybe he's doing it because his buddy Dave did a long shirt once.[2:56:54]   There is, and if you're not following why this is so funny, there is nothing stupider than that. Sorry.[2:57:03]   There is nothing stupider than the way he looks. And this was opening night. This is him on his big stage.[2:57:11]   Opening night, thousands of people, millions of people online watching, celebrating along.[2:57:17]   And those are some tight ass leggings. So he's got these little, and remember this nigga is five foot two.[2:57:23]   Talk about tucking. So imagine a little short bald muscle man coming up to you wearing a gown and it's an all white.[2:57:30]   So if you're listening to the Onio version, this is an all white woman's hoodie.[2:57:37]   Like you would wear this if you were like really interested in like Harvey Weinstein news and you'd been raped and you're into that scene.[2:57:48]   You know that movie that's coming out or that came out about Harvey Weinstein that looks so silly.[2:57:53]   She said. She said. You look like a bitch from She Said.[2:57:56]   You gotta watch that. Yeah. Every time I see a scene from it, it looks amazing.[2:58:01]   Every time I see She Said I go, I wish Harvey would have fucking murdered them too. I wish Harvey would have raped them to death.[2:58:09]   Now I get it. You know, cause you see these fucking bitches. That bitch in She Said is like way worse than Harvey.[2:58:16]   What's her name? That actress? I can't stand her. Maybe we should show the trailer for She Said after this.[2:58:24]   Okay, I'll find out. Pull that out. People would enjoy that cause they're anti-women.[2:58:28]   People hate women on the internet. These shows, these podcasts, people hate fucking women.[2:58:34]   So you could always get an easy A by doing an anti-woman thing on these shows.[2:58:39]   So here is Rogan's outfit. What else needs to be said? This is a no-no.[2:58:45]   I mean, and imagine how people must have felt when he walked on stage wearing this.[2:58:49]   And we've got some video of it too, I think. So you could see this is not an optical illusion.[2:58:54]   It's not a weird picture that got distorted. It's not a Photoshop.[2:58:59]   He wore a long, white, cashmere, women's cut, Etsy hooded dress with leggings and Uggs.[2:59:14]   Now, how is this not trans? How is this not the same as going out in a dress?[2:59:24]   I mean, and you're bald as a cue ball up there. It looks so incredibly gay. Like it looks worse than Robin Tran.[2:59:34]   It's arguable to some people. Arguable?[2:59:38]   The mythical kitchen has opened. Mythical beasts. Sorry, I gotta run and fulfill one of my ghost kitchen orders.[2:59:48]   We finally got a sale here. I'm a dasher. Or no, I've got dashers coming to my place to pick up the orders.[2:59:56]   I hope they were all going straight to their customers. I would hate for our food to get cold and them to blame the restaurant.[3:00:03]   Which is my new ghost kitchen that I opened here called Chiba Happy Taco.[3:00:10]   So if you want to be part of my food, come on over.[3:00:14]   Okay, so here he is. He's wearing his dress. This was the opening and you know, they did something else that's brilliant.[3:00:19]   The club, from what I'm hearing, is not so bad. I hear they have a nice sound system. I hear it's all nice, but they did what every fool does.[3:00:28]   And they forgot to design the shop. They designed the room, not the shot. What does that mean? Well, every fool does this.[3:00:39]   You see this on every podcast. So what they do is they build a podcast set, let's say, and they design the room.[3:00:48]   And then they set up their cameras and let's say they have three camera shots. Then their camera shot is just like them against a white wall.[3:00:56]   So the whole room is designed, but we wouldn't know it because in the shot is just them against a white wall.[3:01:03]   Or here, the shot is just going to be Joe against a shitty blue curtain.[3:01:10]   So every time they film at this club, every time they do anything in this club or take a picture, if they want a medium shot,[3:01:19]   it's just going to be them against some shitty blue background that looks like, I mean, this could be in any kid's basement.[3:01:26]   They forgot to design for the shot. Instead, they designed the room, but what good is that when you're filming and all you see is that?[3:01:36]   I mean, that's not much of a shot, right? That's not that beautiful. So when you hear all these people go, the stage is beautiful.[3:01:42]   Well, to me, I'm only seeing this. So that's not beautiful. Everybody forgets this. Everybody forgets this.[3:01:50]   Sorry, not beautiful.[3:01:51]   Yes, exactly. So there he was there. And we've got some great videos and I got this.[3:01:59]   The best part about this club is what I'm about to show you here. And this actually really disturbs me and I'm not kidding around.[3:02:07]   I have come to this age in my life or this thing that happened to me. I know this doesn't happen to anybody else, but maybe it does.[3:02:17]   And I really have thought about this for a long time. I hate getting my picture taken.[3:02:27]   I hate it. I've always hated it. I mean, my whole life when somebody would ask me to take a picture and we just thought we had to, right?[3:02:36]   I mean, we're brought up with people going, smile, say, geez, we're taking your picture in school.[3:02:41]   They're taking your picture every fucking time you're at a thing with their family.[3:02:46]   They're taking a picture everywhere you fucking go your whole life. You're being documented.[3:02:49]   And I've always hated this. I always found it very intrusive and I would hate smiling. Like I couldn't just smile for a fucking picture.[3:02:58]   And I grew to hate pictures more and more until I finally got to a point in my life where I go, I'm not doing this anymore.[3:03:06]   Like I'm not taking a picture for any, I hate it. I mean, it makes me feel terrible to sit there and stand and pose.[3:03:15]   And by the way, ever seen a picture of a person? It looks pretty horrible. I mean, really like go on Instagram right now, find a random picture of just a regular guy that, you know, it looks awful.[3:03:29]   So you're not doing anybody.[3:03:31]   You know how the show takes like 10 hours to upload after we're done? About three of those hours are Mike trying to find one acceptable frame.[3:03:42]   One acceptable frame. Can I please, and I'll spend 10 hours going frame by frame.[3:03:47]   You should just make a different cover photo for the show that's not a pic.[3:03:50]   Just do this. You should just do that. Oh God, everyone with their suggestions. Here's what I've come to understand about myself. I don't like pictures, never have, and I'm not doing them.[3:04:03]   But at Joe Rogan's comedy club, you could not enter without getting your picture taken.[3:04:11]   Okay. This is true at Joe Rogan's comedy club. When you enter, and we'll show you the video of this, you come in, you give them your ticket, and then you stand just like at the DMV and they take your picture and put it in the system with your name.[3:04:28]   Think about this. Also at Joe Rogan's comedy club, they make you lock your phone in what's called a yonder bag. It's a little small fabric pouch. You put your phone in it, they lock it. You cannot open this pouch until the end of the show when they unlock it for you.[3:04:50]   So think about those two things. You are not allowed to have your cell phone on you in this club or at any of their comedy shows.[3:05:04]   You cannot have your phone with you in the lobby, not in the showroom. If you want your phone, you go to the front door, they unlock it for you. You step outside. You could use it. When you come back in, they lock it up again.[3:05:16]   The fact that that was ever allowed, the fact that anyone ever let somebody do that to them, blows my mind. The fact that Joe Rogan, Mr. I ain't wearing a mask. I don't care about what that's about.[3:05:37]   I'm not wearing a mask because it's infringing my rights. I got to take a picture and lock up my phone so that you and Tony can do your comedy.[3:05:48]   I mean, talk about state sponsored surveillance.[3:05:51]   I mean, come on, it's one or the other. You're either a, I don't want people telling me what to do guy.[3:05:57]   You're basically enforcing a social credit score at your club.[3:06:00]   Yes. And I'll tell you this because that's why I told you the story about me getting my picture ticket, how much I hate it because you think I'm kidding.[3:06:08]   I would 100% wear a mask all day before letting someone take my picture. To me, putting on a mask, I like that. In fact, I feel much safer.[3:06:25]   Now you don't, I don't got to fix my mustache. I don't got to do my beard. I could just go out in the morning without doing my beard. You ever think of that? This is a whole beard.[3:06:37]   So I would rather, yes, a hundred percent. I would rather go to a comedy show where I had to wear a mask rather than get my photo taken.[3:06:47]   Now that could be very well, just me because a lot of people don't care. A lot of people don't care that their phones are locked up or their photo is being taken and put into a Joe Rogan system.[3:06:59]   Imagine that. Imagine that your photo. I mean, that is so invasive to me. And why is he doing this?[3:07:06]   Can you hand over these photos to the cops? What are the photos for? And by the way, I believe the same crowd that is all up in arms about all this horseshit that Joe Rogan's up in arms about.[3:07:19]   Weren't they just complaining last week about how the cops are filming them? They don't want to be filmed. They don't want their data. They don't want this. They don't, they want everybody out of their business.[3:07:29]   I read an article like a month ago where they're talking about introducing facial recognition at arenas and stadiums and the representatives from the stadiums were like, oh, we're just introducing facial recognition because we want to make it easier for the customers.[3:07:45]   And we want you to be able to enter and buy food just based on your face. We would never use it for anything bad. And everyone's like, they're going to end up using it for something bad.[3:07:54]   Joe's not even saying that. He's just like, no, we're using it to surveil and punish you.[3:07:59]   Yeah. And listen. So yeah. Why is he doing this? Well, we'll tell you. He's doing this because if you heckle, listen to this. If you heckle, there's no heckling allowed at his shows, by the way.[3:08:11]   If you heckle, they have your picture and you're no longer allowed back in. You're on the list and they've got your picture. You're not allowed back in, but also they have your picture. They know who you are. They tie it with your name.[3:08:23]   I don't like that one bit. They moved to Austin for free speeches. Tony's going to say, I mean, I'm not even kidding. I have a video right here. I'm about to show you if Tony on the stage at comedy mothership going, yeah, we all fled from LA and moved to Austin for free speech.[3:08:39]   And it's like, what? You moved to Austin for free speech. That's how crazy you've all gotten. You didn't leave LA because there was no free speech. You left because of the lockdowns.[3:08:54]   He literally went on saying, you'll see this clip coming up. We moved to Austin so we could have free speech.[3:09:00]   This is what he says is everybody cheers with their locked up phones and their photo taken and signs everywhere saying heckling not allowed.[3:09:09]   First of all, I thought you guys were killers here. I'll let's get into the video and then I'll tell you this stuff because I'm very upset about this.[3:09:17]   Mr. Free speech should not be locking people's phones and, uh, kicking people out for heckling.[3:09:26]   Shouldn't you be able to demolish the heckler with one of your quick witted slams? You've been doing this for years, by the way, is heckling that big of a problem?[3:09:35]   People who come to Joe Rogan shows are dying to see him. He's never been heckled ever, but he's terrified of this.[3:09:46]   Wait till you see this here. Xander posts this in the bring back group. We love Xander. Of course, Andrew BBG.[3:09:51]   Here it is. Uh, and he posted this post. I've got some more stuff here.[3:09:56]   Joe Rogan had his grand opening for his comedy club tonight and I've got some thoughts.[3:10:00]   It seems that they take pictures of every customer before allowed inside. I've never heard of this. It seems very invasive and off brand for Rogan.[3:10:09]   Is this off brand to Russell brand? Oh, all these free speech guys, you know, fuck YouTube.[3:10:16]   My show is on there. My show is on YouTube. I hate YouTube. YouTube, they censor Russell. But I'm on there. My main show.[3:10:26]   Okay. You know, it's just like I would really love to get behind one of these guys if they weren't so full of shit.[3:10:35]   Uh, all right. Here's this little video of the comedy mothership. Let's see what we can see. Hopefully they don't have me muted here.[3:10:42]   Okay. First customer. Look at this.[3:10:48]   That was the damn things. These damn videos. I feel like Aaron M.M Holt when he wanted to quit this morning. Remember that? Here.[3:10:57]   Let's see if I can pause on his head. So you come in, you hand your ID and then he's going, stand back, sir.[3:11:01]   Here's the damn controls. Okay. Here. Um, yeah, let me show you this before it goes black. See, he's going stand over here, stand over here, and then they take your picture with this webcam and then it goes into their system.[3:11:21]   How is that necessary? How? I mean, let's say, okay, how many hecklers do you think there's going to be? Just kick them out if they heckle. How about that?[3:11:32]   Why is this such a, uh, w w why so much pre-production around what if someone heckles? I mean, this is Tony Hinscliffe, the killer, Joe Rogan. These are murderers.[3:11:43]   They heckle. You grab them, you kick them out. And by the way, why can't people heckle? You know, when I grew up, that was part of comedy.[3:11:54]   So they're allowed to do crowd work and pick on people in the audience, but the audience can't say boo. Why? Why can't the audience speak? And by the way, the tickets are $60.[3:12:05]   You come in there, you spend in a hundred dollars in drinks, $60, but no, you must remain quiet in your seat. You, the only time your mouth is opening is if you're laughing at Joe Rogan and his friends.[3:12:17]   How dare you have a thought that comes to your head? Only we can do crowd work. I don't like that at all. If you're going to pick on people in the crowd, then they should be allowed to talk back.[3:12:28]   And if they're dissatisfied with the show, they should be allowed to yell. That's free speech. Now you're going to see Tony saying, we moved here to Austin for free speech.[3:12:37]   Here, I'll show you this picture here. Look at this coming up in this video. Okay.[3:12:44]   People are saying they don't even do this in Chazz, Seattle.[3:12:48]   Exactly. Look at this. Hecklers will be alienated. Now that could be like just a funny sign. Hecklers will be alienated, but no, he's serious. Hecklers will be thrown out. Now I've got more proof. Watch this. Watch these little videos I found because I've been following this comedy mothership.[3:13:06]   Now, when I lived in my old life, in my hometown of Canada, in my hometown of Canada, they used to do similar stuff to this at a lot of like nightclubs, like casinos.[3:13:19]   This had never happened in America before. This is a Canada thing. They don't do this.[3:13:22]   You would be like, Oh, I'll go to the casino before the stampede. And before you go in, they would like scan your ID. I forget if they actually took a picture of you, but they definitely scan your ID.[3:13:36]   Yeah, scan your ID. That's normal. And then yeah, they would take a picture of you, I think. That's crazy. That should not, we cannot allow that. And I won't go into any venue that takes my picture.[3:13:47]   But the point is, according to Joe, Australian Canada are so strict. Communist Canada.[3:13:56]   But when it comes to you, now that you want it, make it easy. You've got all these same restrictions here. This video is going to make it perfectly clear.[3:14:03]   Cause they've been posting up a storm on their little Instagram page. Here we go.[3:14:08]   Comedy mothership. I need a comedy mothership t-shirt by the way, if anyone could get me one of those.[3:14:12]   Okay. Listen to this. So here is a guy announcing, and by the way, this is not a good job. I never thought this was good enough.[3:14:22]   You know, when we had our comedy club, we had a beautiful video presentation that announced the show at most of these comedy clubs. This is a guy I'm back with a microphone and you'll see what I mean here.[3:14:32]   So there's a guy in the sound booth with the microphone. He's telling everybody, but listen to how the crowd is greeted. And again, why is this priority number one?[3:14:43]   They paid 60 bucks. They're here. They're buying a hundred dollars worth of drinks. They're all your fans. And you got to act like this. Listen to this.[3:14:52]   Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the comedy mothership. I don't know who this is.[3:15:04]   The exit to this room is located in the back. Our bathrooms are downstairs in the lobby. There will be no heckling and no recording of any kind.[3:15:13]   There will be no heckling or no recording of any kind. Why does that need to be your main concern? Listen to this.[3:15:22]   Downstairs in the lobby, there will be no heckling and no recording of any kind or you will be kicked out. That being said, are you ready for the show tonight?[3:15:32]   Nice stumble. This heckling you're kicked out thing. That's not a thing. Why is Joe Rogan, Mr. Freedom, Mr. Equal Opportunity for everybody?[3:15:44]   Why is he adopting this policy? I've never heard that. I've been to every comedy club in this damn world. And there's never, if you heckle, you'll be thrown out immediately.[3:15:55]   I mean, what are you guys so afraid of? I mean, that's like the same thing as like banning people in your chat.[3:16:06]   Right here, at the center of the comedy universe, it's my great pleasure to bring to the stage your first comedian of the evening, Mr. Hans Kim![3:16:17]   See, that's that shot again. So you have the stage there, but who would know? All you see is this. That's not so beautiful. Not such a beautiful shot.[3:16:30]   Okay, so here's this Tony Hinchcliffe part I was talking to you about. Oh, there it is again. Look at that. Hecklers will be alienated. I mean, they're really...[3:16:41]   Yes, I mean, every day on their story, they show this sign. Every day they're showing you how they photograph people. They're showing you the guys say no heckle. It's like they really want this message out. I didn't know that was something that was bothering Joe.[3:16:56]   So, it almost, it's almost as if they're challenging us. Who's watching? Red bars watching![3:17:13]   Okay, there will be big prizes for people who could, one, get a red bars watching recorded there, and two, get a heckle recorded at the comedy mothership. Big prizes. I can't tell you what those are because then it's like I'm paying you to do it.[3:17:33]   But there will be big prizes. Keep it legal. And by the way, this whole locking your phone into the thing, when you go in, just say, I left my phone in the car. And then it's in your pocket. Or are they patting you down?[3:17:49]   If so, put your phone in your sock. If they're checking your sock, this club needs to be shut down. So, I don't understand why anyone's putting their phone in a pouch. This is what you say. It's like how people go to jury duty still. This is what you say when you get to the door.[3:18:06]   Oh, yeah, I knew about the policy. I put my phone in my glove box, locked it up in the car because I don't want to just hold on to it in a pouch and not be able to use it. So, I just left it in the car. Okay. And then you get in there and you record the shit out of everything. What kind of idiot goes, Oh, my phone here, here's the pouch.[3:18:24]   Bring two phones, bring a fake phone, pouch it up. You got eight phones taped to your stomach. Get in there with phones. I want to give them such a hard time with this. And that's why I'm going to introduce my new product. You could cut to me today.[3:18:43]   This is coming out soon. I've been working on it. A lot of people go, Mike, what is Mike doing with all these magnets? Remember this? Well, I've been in the works in development on a product. This is no joke.[3:19:00]   Um, I watched a video a while back that inspired me that showed these phone pouch bags, these yonder bags. Do we have one here to show people? Well, I bought a bunch of yonder bags on eBay because I saw this video that if you use two of these industrial magnets, you can pick the lock of the yonder bag yourself.[3:19:24]   So I bought all these different brands of magnets, all these different sizes of magnets. Cause my goal is to get this thing down to where you could carry a magnet that's no bigger than a quarter. You keep it in your pocket. They lock up your phone. You take this magnet and you go, your fucking pouch is open.[3:19:44]   We are going to be developing while we're going to be buying these maggots in branding them with red bar and we're going to be selling them on the store for like six bucks.[3:19:56]   And you're all going to be able to have these magnets and you're going to have complete freedom to use your phone in any comedy environment. You wish I will not let this stand.[3:20:08]   So we're still in development here and the product will be released soon coming to our store at red bar radio.net slash store. I want, I've been, my goal is cause right now we're at the point where you need two pretty big magnets to make this thing work.[3:20:24]   So I'm trying to hunt down a company where I could get these magnets down to, to this size. We might go in shark tank so that you could easily carry. I do need 350 K to get this thing started.[3:20:35]   But yeah, we're trying to find the perfect magnet and then yeah, we're going to get these things beautifully pad printed with some sort of art on there and you buy the red bar magnet.[3:20:45]   You take it with you to the comedy shows young Mike, your case, you say, go fuck yourself, throw that thing in the fucking toilet. Oh, it's the rules of the comedy mothership that we, your phone has to be locked up and then you go, it's the rules of red bar. I must use this magnet to unlock.[3:20:59]   Exactly. Yeah. Our rules matter just as much. Red bar is watching and we will not let you lock up our phones. Hacklers will not be alienated.[3:21:08]   I was just thinking, how come half of the club is alien themed and then the other half is like grape Gadsby theme. You couldn't find an alien like font.[3:21:17]   Cause they don't know. They don't know what they're doing. Okay, here's Tony and this is the part I wanted to show you about Tony. Okay, listen to this.[3:21:24]   Ladies and gentlemen, you know, so many fucking great comedians have moved to this unbelievable getaway out of fucking Los Angeles and New York.[3:21:36]   Unbelievable getaway out of fucking Los Angeles. Like why are you talking? I thought that you were a professional comedian.[3:21:42]   Ladies and gentlemen, so many fucking comedians have moved out of this fucking, to this beautiful getaway.[3:21:49]   He's still on this kick. It's like they're trying to convince themselves. Every time you see Joe or Tony, they're trying to convince themselves almost that Austin was the right move.[3:22:00]   I just can't imagine. I mean, I moved to a new city. You don't hear me talking about it every goddamn day. What is this push to get everyone to move to Austin?[3:22:10]   Are you involved with the city somehow? Are you getting a piece of, uh, from the city to get people to move here? What is the agenda here?[3:22:20]   You know, this has been, you guys have lived there for two years now and you don't stop about how we must escape our cities and move to Austin. It's very bizarre.[3:22:30]   You know, Michael Malice has moved there, Bridget. They're all moving there for what? So they could hang out with Joe at a bar and maybe be rich? I guess that is smart.[3:22:39]   I mean, we moved from a liberal state to a conservative state.[3:22:43]   Yeah. And you don't have to talk about it all day. And by the way, why would you want anybody to, why would you want to fill your town with more people?[3:22:53]   To turn it into LA, the exact place you move from? Listen to what he says here, though. This is important.[3:22:59]   Unbelievable. Get away out of fucking Los Angeles and New York. We're escaping to here for our free speech and to have some fucking-[3:23:08]   We're escaping to here for our free speech. I mean, come on. And nobody objects this? What do you mean? You're alienated. Get him out. Lock him up.[3:23:21]   Joe, two Joes come out with those matching hoodies.[3:23:29]   I mean, Joe, you look ridiculous. You look ridiculous. Let's hear this again, just in case I was wrong here. Okay.[3:23:35]   Wait a second. I'm going to rewind here. Here we go. Listen to this again.[3:23:39]   We're escaping to here for our free speech and to have some fucking fun. And when I got to the comedy sports 16 years ago, this guy immediately became-[3:23:49]   We're escaping to here for our free speech. There's no need to escape anywhere anymore, by the way. The lockdown is over.[3:23:58]   Everything's open and they've stolen, by the way, they've stolen every comedy store employee.[3:24:04]   Joe Rogan's on record. He's on tape saying, yeah, I hired every, uh, uh, all the best employees from the comedy store. I just paid them more and had them move out here.[3:24:15]   Well, that's really nice to the comedy store. I'm sure they-[3:24:19]   All right. We've got some more here. Here's a news clip.[3:24:25]   Oh, we don't have to do that one.[3:24:27]   It's just that it's like Fox News or something talking about how he has cameras. I forget what they say though.[3:24:32]   Oh, I want to hear that. I didn't see this clip. Let's hear this one.[3:24:35]   I want to get to Joe Rogan.[3:24:37]   Blame Facebook, not me.[3:24:38]   Joe Rogan's cancel-proof comedy club.[3:24:41]   His cancel-proof comedy club, where they take your picture and you're alienated. If you, if you huckle, they lock your phones.[3:24:50]   I just- It doesn't, that doesn't work. Sorry guys. It doesn't work.[3:24:56]   Fighting free speech by restricting it more than any other business in town. I mean, if any other business did this to them, they would go apeshit.[3:25:05]   I mean, this was their whole reason for leaving LA is because of restrictions.[3:25:12]   And now it's just, we're going to have restrictions that no one else has. To me, I think that's a big deal.[3:25:20]   Would I know any of the performers?[3:25:22]   Roseanne Barr. Yeah. You'd know her. She's part of the opening week, the line up there, the comedy club.[3:25:27]   You are on TV. Who would hire a person with a voice like that? I mean, that went right through me. Listen to that.[3:25:35]   Yeah. You'd know her. She's part of the opening week, the line up there, the comedy club is-[3:25:39]   Kill her![3:25:41]   It's in Austin, Texas. It's being hailed as a safe space for the anti-cancel culture crowd. Completely politically incorrect and completely okay. Tickets affordable at 40-[3:25:50]   Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're too afraid for it to be filmed. God forbid. If you're so brave and free speech, let us film it and share it with the world.[3:26:03]   But no, I mean, that's why it's such BS. It's like, use your free speech. I keep hearing about free speech, but when has Joe Rogan ever said anything outside the bounds of free speech ever?[3:26:14]   Ever. He hasn't even dared. And now he won't let us film. We are filming. I guarantee I will get a tape from inside that club. I want to ruin the whole audience's night.[3:26:30]   You know, maybe it'll take a year from now. We're going to have to buy out every seat and fill it with our own crowd.[3:26:38]   But it must happen.[3:26:39]   Bucks, if you can get them. Much more on the resale market. You have to forfeit your phone at the door, so you can't record, and have your face scanned. And that surprised me.[3:26:50]   Why do you think you have to have your face-[3:26:52]   Probably security, so you can know who's there.[3:26:56]   I mean, and this is coming from Fox News. They're okay. They're like promoting that. So yeah, you get your photo taken and all your shit scanned.[3:27:05]   Won't we go on and on and on about how bad that is all the time?[3:27:10]   Yeah, I don't know. It's probably for security.[3:27:12]   So if it's for security, it's okay? Isn't that your big thing?[3:27:16]   I just don't understand.[3:27:18]   We're going to show that clip if you want to go over Red Band.[3:27:22]   Oh, okay. Great, great, great. So it was a mashup. Great. Okay, so let's get into, are we going into Virtual Red Band now?[3:27:27]   Let's check him out.[3:27:28]   Okay, Red Band, come on down, my buddy.[3:27:32]   Virtual Red Band. Is this where I'm starting? Virtual Red Band Comedy Mothership Day 1?[3:27:36]   Yeah.[3:27:38]   Here we go, and we've got Red Band to show us around the beautiful comedy mothership.[3:27:41]   He gives you his tour.[3:27:43]   Free speech, but yeah, Red Band is so sweet. Remember, we are good friends with Red Band, which is really nice to be-[3:27:50]   Oh my God, I didn't know this was out.[3:27:51]   Oops. It's because you had hot sauce on your taco today.[3:28:00]   I got a lot of listeners who are so against Pepto Bismol. I get like so many emails saying, I can't believe you're taking Pepto Bismol, it's so dangerous.[3:28:08]   Yeah, it makes your shit black.[3:28:10]   Not mine. Sorry, if my shit was black, I'd fucking shoot it.[3:28:16]   I hate black shit.[3:28:17]   I hate black shit.[3:28:19]   Alright, let's see Brian Red Band. Let's go to 510 here.[3:28:24]   It's going to be nice to see him. He's such, actually this Virtual Red Band is such a vibe.[3:28:29]   And this reminds me, you know, I got into all this crap back in the day watching these Death Squad shows, these terrible, terrible Brian Red Band ran Death Squad podcasts.[3:28:39]   You know, but there is something so soothing about Brian's voice. Have you noticed this?[3:28:47]   Brian Red Band is such a comforting voice. I could really listen to him. I might start watching Virtual Red Band more often.[3:28:56]   Because just listening to him explain things and talk is a very nice, comfortable, he's such a sweet, sweet guy.[3:29:05]   And just, I just really love him. Alright, let's hear him discuss the club.[3:29:11]   So yeah, if you've been playing along, if you've been paying attention, you know, when Joe Rogan moved out here, he was going to open up a new comedy club.[3:29:22]   And it's been a while since, you know, a lot of stuff has happened in the last couple years.[3:29:27]   You know, there was a whole venue change at one point. Joe was going to have his venue somewhere else.[3:29:31]   And then that fell through. And he decided to go with the classic historic Alamo Theater, which is in downtown Austin.[3:29:43]   It used to be a few different things in its life. The last thing it was was an Alamo Drafthouse, which is a movie theater.[3:29:52]   And they filed bankruptcy or they left. So Rogan bought the whole building and pretty much gutted it out and, you know, saved a lot of its history, but also, you know, fixed it for like, you know, it was a movie theater.[3:30:08]   So they had, you know, how like movie theaters have like the stadium seating. So he had to, you know, redo the whole concrete and everything like that.[3:30:15]   And he, they had like a dozen of these Rogans with those white long hoodies, all lifting bricks.[3:30:22]   You should have seen it was like how go back. Lee Tappy was pretty much just pumped that thing place with just everything high tech.[3:30:33]   I like the sound system, one of the best sound systems you'll ever hear in a comedy club.[3:30:36]   It sounded like when they were testing out the sound, it sounded like a freaking, you know, IMAX movie theater, you know, like with the THX shit going on.[3:30:49]   It was just unbelievable sound. Unbelievable stage. One of the most beautiful stages you'll ever see.[3:30:55]   One of the most beautiful blue curtains you've ever seen.[3:30:59]   Little Joe Rogan touches throughout the place, including the glasses, having little alien heads on them and so much fun stuff.[3:31:08]   You know, I was just saying my wife here, Jules, she bought a book the other day and I couldn't believe when this book, every day she buys two books.[3:31:15]   And I'm sitting there and I'm opening the Amazon packages and I opened this book and I almost fell backwards because the book was a little book called Communion.[3:31:29]   Communion on the cover of the book is your typical alien head.[3:31:37]   Okay. The big seed head with the seed oil eyes, your classic alien.[3:31:45]   And I couldn't believe this was my other. I go, Jules, what the hell is this?[3:31:49]   Because when I was a kid, Communion, specifically that story, it's this story about these aliens, I don't even know what it is.[3:31:56]   I only saw imagery from it, but back then the book Communion, and I think there was a movie Communion, scared me to death.[3:32:08]   Now this was before, you know, there was a time before alien heads were just a thing, you know, that you could find in zoomies.[3:32:18]   You know, there was a time in the world where alien heads weren't some cute graphic that was all over someone's shirt or skateboard.[3:32:24]   There was a time where that typical alien phase was very scary. I don't know if anyone remembers this, you know, I had an incident with some aliens.[3:32:34]   When I was a child, I was at this overnight camp in the middle of Kalamazoo, Michigan woods.[3:32:40]   And we had this whole incident with these aliens and these men in, really the men in black before the movie came out.[3:32:45]   I know you're thinking the movie, but there was these men that came in the woods and they would erase your memory of the aliens.[3:32:54]   I mean, I couldn't even sleep. I was at this summer camp and, you know, I was just so scared of these aliens that the counselors claimed they saw that I couldn't sleep at night.[3:33:08]   I mean, I was literally shivering about aliens. I was probably 11 years old.[3:33:12]   And, um, for a long time, I was very scared of aliens. It seems so silly. Now I'm not scared of aliens anymore, but that typical alien phase was very scary.[3:33:25]   Now Joe Rogan's got alien heads all over everything, you know, forgetting that that could be very scary to somebody.[3:33:32]   All right. Let's let Brian continue.[3:33:34]   The glasses having little alien heads on them and so much fun stuff. Now that's fine. I went last night.[3:33:39]   Uh, popped in there. Uh, and it was, uh, Joe Rogan was there. Of course, Roseanne was there. Ron White was there. Tony was there. Uh, David Lucas was there.[3:33:52]   Ron White ain't a selling point, Austin. Let me, I hate to break it to you. We don't give a fuck about Ron White.[3:34:01]   You know, they go on and on. And then this old man comes over and goes, Hey everybody, I'm Ron White.[3:34:08]   Marvelous. Wonderful. Get him the fuck out of my life. We don't care about Ron White.[3:34:15]   You know, Joe Rogan's comedy club is really, he's describing it. It's really cool. They have aliens everywhere. You're going to see some images of it.[3:34:22]   They have, and this is so cool. I was, uh, they haven't opened this part of the club up yet, but there's a Mitzi's bar.[3:34:30]   Okay. After, uh, the wonderful Mitzi Shore from the comedy store, right? So they have Mitzi's bar.[3:34:37]   They've got a couple of rooms at the comedy club. You've got Mitzi's bar, you've got, uh, the fat man, which is their main room.[3:34:45]   And then you have the little boy, which is a small room. Those are the names of the room in Mitzi's bar, the bar they haven't opened.[3:34:52]   This is really cool. And you'll see this coming up next week. They have a fully preserved Michael Lehrer in a glass case.[3:35:01]   They've got them hooked up to tubes. They got Michael Lehrer for you. It's really not, they're really, uh, you know, what do they call that?[3:35:10]   Paying homage to the greats at Joe Rogan's comedy club. So yes, if you would like to pay your respects to Michael Lehrer, he's there preserved.[3:35:19]   And I think they got him in a gel, you know, he's hung there, he's fully naked. Uh, and they've got this breathing apparatus, kind of like that pump room Dr. Peterson showed.[3:35:30]   And it's, I think they're trying to keep them alive to see, uh, how much they could annoy me.[3:35:38]   Let's hear some more.[3:35:40]   William Montgomery. I mean, it was just every single person, uh, pretty much was there. And I tell you, man, I can't, you know, sometime I'll go there and, you know, take some better, some more photos or videos and stuff.[3:35:54]   I didn't really take much cause I was just enjoying myself, but you really got to check it out. Now I do have some, uh, things that I filmed.[3:36:03]   Thank you. Uh, and we also have a guy that was there last night that made a YouTube video that we can take a look at one of the funnest things. You might've seen this on Instagram.[3:36:12]   We're in the green room and this is just to show you how new this place is. Uh, literally the mirror in the green room, one of the mirrors in the green room still had the plastic on it, you know, where you peel the plastic.[3:36:26]   They're showing you're around. Should we cut to eight minutes? Yeah. I don't know if you want to see all of these clips, but no, I don't want to see this one. It's too annoying. Yeah.[3:36:34]   Just, um, Oh yeah. Here's a, you can see like the Michael there stuff here.[3:36:41]   You and I, this next video shows you kind of give you an idea of just all the little touches. There he is. Uh, they got like, it's kind of like this isn't it, but you could see like what it would be.[3:36:52]   So like, yeah, down the hallway, it's like an alien and then the naked Michael there, stuff like that. So very cool. Um, 13 45 talking about the photos and security. Okay, here we go.[3:37:04]   We're going to talk about the photos and they're all talking about this as if this is like a cool thing that you're getting your photo taken and how tight security is.[3:37:13]   So this is at 13 45. Let's check this out of Joe Rogan's comedy club, comedy mothership. Oh no. Oh, hi Mac.[3:37:22]   Mike from 2012. No, no, no, no, no. Here we go. Watch this.[3:37:36]   One thing I also, by the way, one thing that this is like every guy here, look at this guy, short stubby, kind of chubby guy with a beard.[3:37:45]   Short stubby chubby guy with a beard, short stubby chubby guy with a beard. Uh, one of these other like Mexican guys with a beard. Here's another short stubby guy with a beard.[3:37:59]   They all look like that. Isn't that weird? Like this must be the typical Joe Rogan guy is this kind of guy. They all have this shitty beard, the shitty hair.[3:38:10]   Look how many of them one, two, three, four, five, six, six, all in line. They should only let in one version of that guy per night.[3:38:22]   I didn't know about, but I thought it was very interesting and I'm a hundred percent for it and I could see where some people might be a little upset, but live with it because this is Joe Rogan's club.[3:38:34]   One thing that Joe Rogan has been doing lately, Vulcan, Kill Tony has been doing, Dave Chappelle does it too at all the shows and a lot of comic comedy clubs are going into this.[3:38:45]   You know, your phones are locked up in a yonder bag is what they call it. It's this bag. So when you get there, you put your phone in a bag.[3:38:53]   If you ever, if you need to use your phone, you have to go back outside, undo, you know, take it. They'll open it up for you.[3:38:59]   If you have to use your phone to call a babysitter or something like that.[3:39:01]   Babysitter shit. You know, that's the only excuse they'll allow. Do you have to call the babysitter?[3:39:07]   That's, we'll only allow it if it has something to do with the babysitter and your kid. Otherwise you having some thing with your phone.[3:39:16]   I hope your phones are locked up too comics. Be reasonable.[3:39:21]   They'll open it up for you. If you have to use your phone to call a babysitter or something like that.[3:39:27]   But that makes it so people are paying attention, you know, not recording sets, being assholes and stuff like that.[3:39:34]   But one thing that I didn't know, but that is that I guess is they do it in almost in all the clubs in Canada.[3:39:41]   Somebody told me, and this is something that's been going on a lot recently. This is something new that I've never heard of.[3:39:46]   When you come in, they actually take a photo of you like a passport photo or like if you go to a Costco membership.[3:39:53]   So they know who you are. If you ever are a heckle or if you you're disruptive or if you're kicked out of the show for being a cunt,[3:40:01]   they now know exactly who you are, uh, by your face and everything. So if you ever try to come again, uh, it will detect that you are,[3:40:10]   how will they detect they have facial recognition. So let's say you come to the club.[3:40:16]   Your ID, like if you have to show your ID, I don't understand how they do this. So they,[3:40:22]   they take your picture. Let's say they take your picture. You hackle, you come back six months later.[3:40:27]   Are they scanning your face to see if it matches you in a database? Really?[3:40:33]   That's crazy. I just don't understand. I mean, for the amount of times it's going to happen,[3:40:39]   I'm going to kick the guy out and I'll make fun of him. It's part of the show.[3:40:44]   Which I thought was at first I was like, Holy shit, really? But then I was like, that's actually really awesome.[3:40:50]   It's awesome. Cause there's, you know, there's a lot of people we've dealt with, you know, with kill Tony that,[3:40:55]   that have been banned from the, you know, the club, the show and they'll sneak their way in once in a while.[3:41:01]   And what do you think happens? They become an asshole again, they're disruptive. And then we find out, Oh, Hey, that's that guy.[3:41:05]   We got to do this camera. And for the next show, when you try to enter our live chat,[3:41:11]   I want a program to pop up that says, please center yourself in the camera.[3:41:16]   It shows one of those green outlines of a head, and then you got to take the person's picture.[3:41:20]   And once the picture is submitted, we let them into the chat room in the live show viewing.[3:41:25]   Can we set that up for the next show? I just want to see how it goes over.[3:41:30]   Cause that's what they're doing to you here after you pay $60.[3:41:35]   To be banned. So that's actually, I thought something that, uh, was very unique that I had not seen before.[3:41:43]   And I didn't know that was actually something that's actually growing at a lot of comedy clubs and music venues.[3:41:48]   I guess it's, uh, very, uh, really well.[3:41:52]   I don't know what's going to do, what I'm going to do if I'm ever confronted with that.[3:41:56]   I just hope you know that never allowing my picture to be taken Jules at any fucking venue.[3:42:01]   So wherever we go, if that ends up happening somewhere.[3:42:05]   See ya.[3:42:07]   Except. No.[3:42:09]   All used in Canada. Somebody told me a lot of Canadian, Canada, Canadian places do this now.[3:42:15]   Uh, so let's check this out. Maybe he'll talk about it.[3:42:20]   There's a little tour of the club for you.[3:42:22]   You don't know this. Uh, there's a sign in the back.[3:42:25]   This is all right there.[3:42:28]   Holy shit. I don't care.[3:42:29]   Look at the details. Look at this tile work. This is when you walk in to the club.[3:42:36]   There's a little spaceship in the tiles.[3:42:39]   Three twenty.[3:42:41]   Oh my God. Look what they're doing to people.[3:42:44]   You have to stand like that. Look at this. Watch.[3:42:47]   Come on. Hit it.[3:42:49]   Spaceship in the tiles.[3:42:51]   Watch this.[3:42:53]   They're standing like this as they're being waved down from foot to head with the scanner to make sure they don't have a weapon.[3:43:03]   You're being full. So this is like going to the airport. This is like TSA, which Joe's against.[3:43:09]   Joe's against the TSA. He hates them.[3:43:12]   They've rallied. They've, uh, you know, gone on and on and on about how that was an injustice when that was all happening.[3:43:18]   Look what you got to do with Joe. I am not doing this to see Tony Hinchcliffe.[3:43:23]   Putting your arms out. That's submitting.[3:43:26]   Look at the hoops you must go through to see Tony Hinchcliffe.[3:43:38]   There's my mouse.[3:43:40]   What the hell happened to my mouse?[3:43:42]   The mouseless. Oh, there it is.[3:43:45]   Showing people entering. There's the crew.[3:43:48]   There's the lobby. There's Fuzzy and Christina.[3:43:52]   We don't care about Fuzzy.[3:43:54]   When you go to get your tickets or whatever you go through, you meet here and there's a stairway going to the left and a stairway going to the right.[3:44:04]   And that's how you get into the show. I believe the one going to the right is the small room. The left is the big room.[3:44:12]   There's also bathrooms here in the lobby.[3:44:14]   Okay, that's what I was looking at. 3510. Okay, let's go there.[3:44:19]   We're just learning about the comedy mothership. If you're just tuning in, it's Joe Rogan's new comedy club in Austin, Texas.[3:44:26]   Which I don't want you going to Austin, by the way.[3:44:30]   I don't want any of you traveling to Austin, living in Austin.[3:44:34]   Believe you're passing through.[3:44:36]   Yes, and get out of there quick, okay? It's not a safe, it's a very restrictive town now because of Joe.[3:44:44]   Listen to this. Okay, so Kill Tony is going to be exclusive at the comedy mothership now.[3:44:51]   You know, we've seen the stage. It does not look like it could fit a full band, four comedians at a table, a comic.[3:44:58]   You know, we've seen how scrunched they are on this big music stage at the Vulcan, right? We've all seen Kill Tony.[3:45:03]   So how's that going to work and is Brian Redband worried? Let's find out.[3:45:08]   God, I love the bomb names. Yeah, I thought that was funny because, you know, it kind of plays on the whole, like, don't bomb on stage, you know?[3:45:18]   Which is, I'm guessing, is what the thought behind that was.[3:45:28]   He's beautiful.[3:45:32]   Just watching him wait.[3:45:34]   The stage seems smaller than Vulcan with a band and Kill Tony guest table. That is something that's true.[3:45:43]   The Vulcan stage is a lot bigger because it is a full band stage or EDM set up. It is a lot bigger.[3:45:53]   We had to get creative with, we're getting creative with Kill Tony. Kill Tony, by the way, Monday.[3:46:02]   The next episode that we film is going to be at Joe's New Club. To tell you that I'm stressed out about it is, yeah, I am very stressed out.[3:46:12]   The next episode that we film is going to be at Joe's New Club. To tell you that I'm stressed out about it is, yeah, I am very stressed out.[3:46:21]   But we did, we had to get creative with the stage, so maybe I won't spoil it, but I like what we came up with.[3:46:34]   Can't wait to see this.[3:46:36]   It's going to be a little different, but I think it's going to be positive.[3:46:40]   And by the way, you know, this is something just like when we moved to Vulcan, just like when we moved to Antone's, you know?[3:46:46]   Antone's![3:46:48]   This is something that we're going to be constantly tweaking and fixing and changing.[3:46:53]   I don't know why you just couldn't build. I mean, you were building everything from scratch. Why didn't you make the stage big enough for Kill Tony, your main event?[3:47:01]   Well, I love that. I love, I hope it's a big screwed up mess.[3:47:06]   On the last Kill Tony, they had a tiny drum kit to practice.[3:47:09]   So I wonder, yeah, on the last episode of Kill Tony, they had almost like a kid's drum set on stage now instead of the full size kit that you usually see.[3:47:17]   And I wonder if they're already prepping for the smaller stage. I don't want a kid's drum set. I want a full drum set for Kill Tony.[3:47:26]   You know, the band is a big part of my experience watching that show.[3:47:29]   And please mic the band. I don't know why they don't think they need to mic the band. You only hear the band coming through their microphones in the background. It's very low.[3:47:37]   I don't like that at all. They don't do that on Conan O'Brien. The band is just as loud as Conan's voice. That's how it should be. Okay.[3:47:46]   So very exciting. Thank you, Brian. But doesn't end there. A listener caught this one and this was very good.[3:47:54]   See, I can't keep up with virtual Red Bands.[3:47:57]   Who could?[3:47:58]   But we used to do this thing where we would watch Brian Red Band and his girlfriend, the Grudge, eat. Remember this?[3:48:09]   They used to put out, remember when Periscope came out? Periscope is like Instagram live.[3:48:15]   But before Twitter live and Instagram live and YouTube live and all this, they had an app called Periscope.[3:48:21]   And you could stream live and Brian Red Band would go live with Grudge, who was his Asian girlfriend. We call her the Grudge because of the movie, The Grudge.[3:48:33]   And they would sit there and they would eat these disgusting foods. And remember, we used to watch them for hours and, you know, laugh along at what they were eating and how disgusting.[3:48:44]   Remember they would, what would they call it? Repurposing Wendy's burgers or refurbishing Wendy's.[3:48:53]   So like, uh, one of their Periscopes was Brian teaching us how to reheat two day old Wendy's.[3:49:02]   So we'd have two day old Wendy's in the fridge. He was living out of a very Josh Denny-esque apartment where the main computer station was right next door.[3:49:14]   And he would go to the kitchen and, uh, you know, he would make these videos of him scraping off the Wendy's cheese and then heating that up and adding his new cheese. It was very good.[3:49:24]   And we used to watch those and we started calling them the Red Band Porouscopes instead of Periscopes, Porouscopes because it was such a low down and dirty college lifestyle.[3:49:38]   And we would make fun of those all the time. It was an ongoing thing.[3:49:41]   So listen to this. A listener catches this on the latest virtual Red Band and he sends me this little message and he says, 35 minutes into virtual Red Band, Brian talks about trolling you way back in the day.[3:49:58]   And I go, Oh my God, I can't wait to see this. So let's open it up and see Brian Red Band talking about trolling me. What could this be about?[3:50:06]   I didn't know he trolled me. So we're going to go to 33 45. Let's get that lined up for you. Nice. Here it is. 33 45 and we're watching virtual Red Band and this is where him and his buddies go into a virtual chat room like you see here.[3:50:21]   Uh, the hot dog is grudge and Brian Red Band is his virtual character is the Wendy's girl and his girlfriend grudge is this giant hot dog that you'll see here. It's probably going to be pretty annoying. The audio on these are pretty bad.[3:50:38]   Um, but listen to what Red Band says weird shit, but peanut butter, onions and hot dog is not it. That's not it. That's not it. That's not it.[3:50:48]   That's grudge. So grudge starts talking about, you know what Brian's made before they were talking about disgusting foods and Brian's girlfriend chimes in and she goes, you know what Brian's made before?[3:51:00]   That's not it. That's not it. That's not it. What have I made before?[3:51:05]   He took, he took cooked chicken breast, threw it in a blender, took all the red sauce, melted butter in the blender, put that on a cheesy bagel, ate it, and then put the leftovers in foil in the fridge.[3:51:31]   That was Periscope. That was just to make Mike red hot dogs. No more. That was just to make Mike red bar happy. That was just, that was Periscope and bullshit. Like it was not, that was just, that was a joke though.[3:51:49]   Janice, you know, I do. That's your girlfriend who was in the video that we were laughing at. She's bringing it up. Like you were making, it wasn't a joke.[3:52:01]   That was just to make Mike red bar hat. Well, I'm very happy now that you are trying to make me happy. I'll take any type of happiness you want to give me here.[3:52:13]   That was Periscope. That was just to make Mike red hot dogs. No more. That was just to make Mike red bar happy. That was just, that was Periscope and bullshit. Like it was not, that was just, that was a joke though.[3:52:28]   Janice, you know, I do a lot of fucking trolling. I used to do a lot more. I know, but that was a troll dude.[3:52:39]   Why did you make me eat it then? Because that makes me laugh and made the video so much funnier. That was just troll shit. Do you think I want that in my life? Do you? Come on, chill the fuck out. Everyone needs to fucking chill out.[3:52:55]   So was she embarrassed of that? That we did that. We made fun of how he was eating and stuff. He must've been embarrassed of it. If he's now saying it was just a troll, there was no troll. She would have known that was my Trump impression.[3:53:06]   So I thought that was very cute. Thank you for finding that for me. That was perfect. So our friendship is as cute as like a little kid that you babysit. He really is. He has the same aura. Yes, he does. We're going to take a, what? I was just going to say, yeah, we're going to take a little break. We'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Our breaks are very short. We'll see you very soon. Don't leave. Don't leave. Sorry. I got to put it on a thing. I got to put it on a thing. Should I have that ready? Sorry. I got one. I got one.[3:53:36]   We'll be right back.[3:54:06]   One, two, three.[3:54:36]   Shh.[3:54:53]   Shh.[3:55:23]   One, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:55:46]   Two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:55:53]   Four, two, three, four. I can never call things count.[3:55:59]   One, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:56:10]   Four, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:56:23]   Four, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:56:32]   Four, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:56:48]   One, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:56:54]   One, two, three, counting. You're a cool thing, count mountains.[3:57:18]   One, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:57:30]   Four, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:57:42]   Four, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:57:54]   Four, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:58:07]   Four, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:58:18]   Four, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:58:30]   Four, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:58:40]   Four, two, three, four. I count mountains.[3:58:51]   Cleaning cloths. I found them on Amazon. C-clears. I keep a packet of C-clears.[3:58:57]   Wherever I go, I use these for everything to wipe down my puffer here, wipe off my glasses, and then I take the excess.[3:59:07]   Even wipe off my phone. Because it could get very gross if you don't have C-clears. Thank you, C-clear.[3:59:17]   Company run by niggers. Welcome to Red Bar.[3:59:22]   Have you joined the Scars Club yet? Do you know what the Scars Club is?[3:59:26]   It is our members-only content section similar to Crowder's Mug Club, except it's not on Rumble.[3:59:34]   It's on our own servers that we pay for. There are no ads.[3:59:39]   Have you ever been on Rumble? You're hit with like three ads at the beginning that you cannot skip.[3:59:44]   Not very exciting, not very free speech to work with companies such as that.[3:59:49]   We pay for our own servers, and that way we could say whatever we want, like what I just said about the lens-clear company, the people who own it.[3:59:57]   You will not hear Crowder saying that even on Rumble.[4:00:01]   So the Scars Club helps pay for stuff like that. You actually get a show that can say things like that.[4:00:09]   You got to hear that N-word. You got to hear it loud and clear once per week.[4:00:14]   And you could do that here at Red Bar by joining our Scars Club at redbarradio.net slash Scars Club.[4:00:21]   Everybody should be a member. You get access to the live shows. You get to be in our live chat and all the archives.[4:00:28]   Every one of these Red Bars is just as good as the next. And you will never run out of Red Bar if you join the Scars Club.[4:00:36]   We're not even interested in you if you're not a Scars Club member. If you email me, you're not Scars Club, I'm not going to email back.[4:00:42]   Same with DMs. What would be the point?[4:00:45]   So join that Scars Club. It's very embarrassing when people aren't part of that club at all.[4:00:54]   Okay, you could kill that music. I just got to make a quick call really quick.[4:00:59]   Thank you for calling Maple and Ash Scottsdale. For hours on location information, press 1.[4:01:06]   For reservations of 12 or less, or general inquiries, press 2.[4:01:10]   For private events or reservations of 13 or more, press 3. Or press 4 to leave a voicemail. Thank you.[4:01:16]   Please wait for the next available representative. This call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes.[4:01:28]   We're calling a restaurant that I just went to.[4:01:39]   And hopefully they pick up. Beautiful music though. I like their home music.[4:01:50]   What time is it now there?[4:01:52]   8.12, they should be open. Monday night 8.12. We're waiting for a representative.[4:02:02]   This is one of my classic complaint calls coming up. Hang tight. It's been a long time to be on hold.[4:02:11]   This restaurant is rude and repulsive. You'll see why.[4:02:17]   I'm going to give them a little payback, hopefully, coming up if they answer their phone.[4:02:25]   Just give it a second. It should be well worth it.[4:02:31]   Very racy call here.[4:02:36]   Smoke some shmi while we wait.[4:02:42]   Ah, these pre-rolls. I love these pre-rolls.[4:02:45]   Smoke some shmi. They should be picking up any minute now.[4:03:03]   Let's go.[4:03:14]   There's no way they're fading down and pecking.[4:03:26]   That's a long hold, man.[4:03:35]   Here we go. Here we go.[4:03:38]   Thank you for calling Maple and Yashica. This is Rhea.[4:03:41]   Hey, Rhea. I'm with the New York Times. We're actually doing an article on your location along with some others.[4:03:49]   Can we speak to a manager, please?[4:03:54]   Yeah. Actually, only managers currently are just assisting guests right now.[4:03:59]   Could I have the best contact number in your name?[4:04:01]   No, you know what? I think if I could just leave a message with you to deliver to him, that would be great.[4:04:08]   Yeah, I can deliver it to them.[4:04:09]   Great. Thank you so much. So we're doing a story on restaurants that have been turning people away, claiming that there is no athletic wear allowed in the restaurants.[4:04:20]   And your restaurant was on one of our lists as one of the most turned away for black customers.[4:04:27]   Turning away black customers because you won't allow them to wear hats.[4:04:31]   So we're writing this story about you specifically. What did you say your name was?[4:04:37]   My name's Rhea.[4:04:38]   Rhea. Okay. So you're going to be in this article about how you guys are against black people.[4:04:44]   And you're using this no athletic wear policy to kind of, you know, push out the black people since blacks mostly wear basketball jerseys and, you know, b-ball stuff and they hoop.[4:04:57]   So what are your thoughts on this? Why aren't you into the black?[4:05:03]   I mean, listen, I understand I wouldn't want a bunch of, you know, gang bangers, hoodlums like that in my restaurant either.[4:05:11]   And here at the New York Times, we have very few people like that, but it's still, you know, free country here.[4:05:17]   We got to respect black people. But why do you specifically not like black people?[4:05:22]   I prefer not to be in your article if that's okay. I'm just...[4:05:28]   Oh, this has all been recorded. This has all been live streaming on our website at newyorktimes.com.[4:05:34]   You're on live right now. So we need an answer. There's 2000 people watching live right now and the numbers are growing.[4:05:42]   It's just been retweeted, you know, by millions of people. So what is your answer?[4:05:48]   It sounds like you're a little racist.[4:05:59]   I really don't know how to, I guess, comment on that.[4:06:04]   Kind of caught red handed here. Yeah, a little busted. So, yeah, it's okay.[4:06:09]   I mean, we're probably going to be closing the restaurant down in a matter of weeks because of this, as you see how these things go viral.[4:06:17]   But, you know, this is your last chance. Do you have anyone that you could maybe throw under the bus for us?[4:06:23]   Maybe your manager take the blame off you, because right now it seems like the hostess is the main problem here.[4:06:29]   The person answering the phone is the one denying the blacks, such and such.[4:06:33]   So is there maybe a manager you could let us know that the manager is making you do this?[4:06:39]   I can't honestly, like I said, I really don't want to be a part of this.[4:06:47]   Do you consider yourself a part of the white nationalist movement?[4:06:57]   I'm sorry, but I'm going to end the call.[4:07:01]   Wow. So that's a yes. We're writing that down as a yes. Okay. Tell your manager everything that you heard here.[4:07:07]   This is big. Tell him what you heard during dinner service.[4:07:11]   So I'll let them know.[4:07:12]   You let them know now because he's on live right now all over. They got this on Times Square TVs. This is big.[4:07:22]   Okay. Hello?[4:07:26]   I'll relay the information, but I don't want to be a part of your article.[4:07:30]   I know, but you got to tell your manager everything I told you. Okay. You remember? What are you going to-[4:07:35]   I was in this restaurant the other day. We wait in line. We make a reservation. We get to the restaurant.[4:07:40]   I was wearing the Bape hat that the guy got. They turned me away. No athletic wear.[4:07:46]   No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry. We're not in France.[4:07:50]   Okay. And meanwhile, I'm watching obese people walk in front of me. Big old lady.[4:07:56]   The old ladies don't want to see a hat. Oh, dear.[4:08:01]   How disruptive that might be to their dinner. I was so repulsed.[4:08:05]   So I came up with this idea that I wanted to scare the restaurant into thinking that they're part of a big scandal now for turning away.[4:08:11]   When people say no athletic wear, that's wink, wink.[4:08:14]   I mean, they should think twice before saying no athletic wear.[4:08:18]   Seriously. And how about like, okay, if a big party of guys comes in, they look, just say we don't have room.[4:08:25]   I just like, like, don't start a thing with your customers. Like, okay, if you want no athletic wear and you don't want that kind of crowd,[4:08:32]   when the guy comes that you don't really like, just be like, I'm sorry, we're all filled up tonight.[4:08:37]   But then there's certainly like when I come with my wife, you could go, okay, it's just a light purple Bape hat.[4:08:45]   It's not really a disturbance to the fine. And this wasn't a fine dining restaurant. It's fucking maple and ash.[4:08:51]   It's like a chain. Yeah, you have like a 4.3. Like, I don't even think you have above a four on Google.[4:08:59]   Before the end of 2023, I want athletic wear to be synonymous with black people.[4:09:06]   So that anytime someone says that. Yeah, that's like saying, oh, look at these athletics over here.[4:09:11]   I mean, the athletics are really making the neighborhood a little too sporty if you catch my drift.[4:09:17]   I didn't think that. I thought that was a thing of the past. You know, I'll tell you this.[4:09:20]   I've been to every restaurant in this damn world. I've never been asked to take my hat off.[4:09:25]   I came up with a little song for that. I wore a hat to cover up my hair.[4:09:31]   Little did I know no athletic wear. I haven't figured out the tune yet, but I've been singing that all day.[4:09:39]   Depressed. I mean, I couldn't believe it. Where did we go to eat instead? It was so pathetic.[4:09:44]   Boo again. They didn't care about my hat there, or if they did, they sucked it up.[4:09:50]   You go to the Scottsdale Fashion Square Mall. You're exhausted after years of shopping.[4:09:57]   And by the way, it's across the street from the biggest mall. The only reason that you would go to this restaurant is if you were at the mall.[4:10:03]   So it's across the street from the mall. People are shopping all day. It's Arizona.[4:10:08]   I'm not going to wear a suit indefinitely on a Tuesday night after going to the mall.[4:10:14]   We're not getting dressed up, you know, to eat your nonsense $40 food.[4:10:21]   OK. You know, so yes, if you want to try this at home, this is what I thought of.[4:10:28]   I wanted to get that out there. But then this is what I want you to do. Each of you.[4:10:33]   And feel free to record this if you want each of you throughout the week, call this restaurant.[4:10:38]   I am a reporter with Thrillist. I am a reporter with the Chicago Sun Times and keep telling them, hi, we're all interested in this story.[4:10:48]   And make it seem make this restaurant so scared, thinking that reporters from around the country are all gearing up to do this huge expose on this very restaurant.[4:10:56]   I want that fear running through that manager's mind and that owner.[4:11:01]   So this is what I ask of you throughout the week. Call this restaurant as a reporter and kind of bring up the same thing.[4:11:09]   But be very serious. Go, yeah, we're writing this article about the racism that's been reported from the restaurant.[4:11:14]   We wanted to see, you know, what this athletic wear was about. And then they'll be like, I've gotten calls from 15 all it'll take is four.[4:11:22]   If they get four calls from different reporters throughout the week, they're going to start getting nervous, man, waiting for that article to drop.[4:11:29]   We could change some. We could change this policy.[4:11:34]   OK, I've got something to show you. And, you know, this came out at a time where I needed it the most.[4:11:41]   And again, it's all everything is a flat circle around here at Red Bar.[4:11:46]   This story includes a few things.[4:11:49]   Demons. Michael Knowles.[4:11:56]   And what else? Maybe just demons and Michael Knowles. Michael Knowles sat down with a priest, you know, Michael Knowles.[4:12:03]   We've showed you him a few times. He has his show on The Daily Wire. And we really thought Michael Knowles was cute.[4:12:10]   You know, he really is really the only person out there that's doing a character.[4:12:15]   So we thought putting on a show. He's very good at what he does and he's very cute.[4:12:24]   We've showed you some Knowles clips. He went a little off the rails. That's my Trump.[4:12:29]   He went a little off the rails last week with this transgenderism needs to be eradicated stuff.[4:12:36]   You know, he's have you seen this story? He's walking around town giving speeches, talks on podiums,[4:12:43]   saying transgenderism needs to be wiped out, eradicated under Christian beliefs.[4:12:50]   And at first I thought Michael Knowles was just a funny character. Turns out, you know, he's very extreme.[4:12:58]   He's, you know, his excuse is I didn't say transgender people need to be eradicated.[4:13:04]   I said transgenderism is, you know, an idea.[4:13:07]   OK, so he's doing that and he's been becoming very religious lately.[4:13:15]   And we started hearing about his, you know, the religious thing really hit its boiling point when that unholy performance.[4:13:23]   Remember, I showed you that Sam Smith.[4:13:28]   He sounds like Markie. This kid I used to babysit. Remember Markie? I used to babysit this kid.[4:13:34]   He lived two doors down. His dad came over. He said, you want to babysit my son Markie for me?[4:13:40]   I'll give you, you know, twenty three bucks. I go, OK. I must have been 10 years old.[4:13:45]   And the parents leave and he goes, Markie's got a friend over. So him and his friend are just going to be playing.[4:13:52]   OK. And then we'll drive his friend home when we get back. And I go, OK, that's great.[4:14:00]   And I hated this kid, Markie. I mean, he was such a weird faggot. He talked like this.[4:14:05]   He talked like that song, The Body Shop. He would be like, hello, Mikey. How you doing? I'm Markie.[4:14:12]   And I'm like, oh, and he was so gross. I mean, he was pale white.[4:14:16]   Looked like the kid who would throw up in the front seat of the bus on The Simpsons, kind of like that curly hair, really big geek.[4:14:23]   And he had this friend over. This is my first time babysitting anybody.[4:14:27]   So I'm going through all the parents' drawers, as any babysitter does.[4:14:31]   And then I decide I probably got to go check on these kids. Right. You know, these kids I'm watching.[4:14:36]   Now, it's very funny when I think back to babysitting, I could remember every square foot of the parents' room that I was snooping through to find money and porn.[4:14:46]   But I can't remember anything of the kids at all. I could barely remember interacting with the kids.[4:14:51]   I don't think I spent an hour with these kids. They didn't exist. So I'm like doing what I do.[4:14:56]   And I go, where are those damn kids? The kids. Ah, that's important.[4:15:00]   And I'm looking all around the house and then I see the bathroom door open. I hear the kids giggling.[4:15:07]   And I open the bathroom door and no joke, Markie is completely naked in the tub,[4:15:15]   completely naked in the tub with his guy friend. And they're playing naked with each other.[4:15:23]   I went, and I ran out of that house. I threw a fucking Zippo at it. It blew up.[4:15:29]   No, I I mean, I screamed and I shut the door and I let them sixty nine.[4:15:36]   And then I told the parents, I remember telling the parents, I go, your son. Like, I couldn't wait to tell them.[4:15:41]   I ran to them when they got him. He's naked. He's got naked with his friends. They were naked.[4:15:45]   And he's like, oh, Mike, he got naked again. Never babysit.[4:15:50]   I mean, that was it. That was fucking disgusting. I can remember his fucking full boner, the other kid's ass.[4:15:57]   And it was so disgusting. And now, like, Markie is this just disgusting fucking.[4:16:05]   Thing that I had in my head. And you know what? That Sam Smith, that body shop sound sounds just like Markie's voice.[4:16:12]   Do the body shop, do the body shop, body shop baby.[4:16:20]   That's like what was playing is Markie got naked and Markie's body was not hot.[4:16:28]   So white and the tub had just this much water like it. His thighs and penis were above the water.[4:16:38]   Like he was sitting on one side of the tub like this with his legs straight and the other kid was sitting like the same way like this.[4:16:43]   And his thighs and dick were above the water. They had that much water in the tub playing with each other, laughing.[4:16:50]   And these kids were like 16. I was younger than the kid. They were high schoolers.[4:16:55]   I just have to read this before I forget it. Robin Tran says, Michael Knowles starred in some student film where he does gay porn.[4:17:03]   And I am not kidding. No, no, no. And he's also done drag. No, I believe that. Really?[4:17:10]   So Michael Knowles, when this Sam Smith video came out on Holy, he did this whole thing.[4:17:15]   And he's like, Satan is real. And they're all doing this now. Like Matt,[4:17:20]   well, all these people are talking about how like Satan is real and how everything is satanic.[4:17:27]   They're really doing this. I can't believe it. At first I thought it was like how we would do it. Like that's satanic.[4:17:33]   That guy's unholy. But they've like forgotten that it's kind of just a joke because you hate them.[4:17:41]   And now they're serious. And you're seeing a lot of people do this. Like even Josh Denny is creeping into this territory where they truly believe in Satan.[4:17:50]   And again, I was kind of like thought they were just like talking metaphorically.[4:17:55]   They're not. Michael Knowles interviewed a real exorcist.[4:18:02]   And I've got something to show you because I'm now re-scared out of my mind and I believe in Satan as well.[4:18:10]   And I listen to some crazy ass demon shit right in the time of my life where I literally need no demon shit.[4:18:18]   I need no one to be talking about demons. You know, my history with demons.[4:18:22]   I got every motherfucker in my family saying they get scratched by demons. Clawed.[4:18:26]   And now I got Michael Knowles interviewing a guy. They both. You'll see. For your own eyes.[4:18:32]   It's so good. I couldn't believe how good this was. We went in to check it out thinking we were going to watch for like two minutes and then turn it off.[4:18:42]   This was amazing. Right? I mean this was like. If this was on TV this would be like incredible.[4:18:48]   Normally I'm like, oh, check out these videos for the show. And then after like five minutes, I can't stand to watch it any longer.[4:18:54]   But this one from minute one, I was watching it like a movie. I was glued to these boys.[4:18:59]   Yeah. I'll play it. I'll play you the opening here. And it's crazy. The Daily Wire sprung for this crazy set where they built a haunted house.[4:19:07]   So what's interesting here is Michael Knowles is going to interview a real exorcist. This is a real priest.[4:19:14]   He's performed exorcisms. He's coming here to give a straight interview. And the Daily Wire, who is now actually believing in Satan.[4:19:23]   You know, they believe in God, the abortion thing. So now if you believe in God like that, you also have to believe in Satan.[4:19:30]   That's their new thing. And all the trans people are actually Satan now. And now all the libs are actually Satan.[4:19:37]   So you can get all the other crazy religious people to go, well, we have to stop Satan, of course.[4:19:42]   But they decorated the set, wait till you see this, as a full haunted house.[4:19:49]   And I don't get this. This is a straight interview. It's not a joke interview. It's a real priest. Why is this set a haunted house?[4:20:00]   I don't know. The priest actually finds this to be a little insulting at one point in the interview.[4:20:07]   You'll see coming up. But I wanted to explain. You're going to see the haunted house, obviously, before we get to talking about it.[4:20:12]   So I wanted to let you know what that was about. Now, this priest fucking rocks. I could listen to him all day.[4:20:17]   This is like if Cal from Euphoria was a really cool priest. Now, this has it all. This has Michael Knowles, who is crazy.[4:20:28]   Now he's fully he's fully going to show us he's crazy. But it also has Michael Knowles, who has fully showed me that he still rules because this video rocked.[4:20:38]   Michael Knowles is epic. And the world needs to see this video, not only to understand that The Daily Wire is seriously trying to make people fear Satan.[4:20:50]   Which to me should be a bigger story. OK, but it also rules.[4:20:57]   And it has a lot of entertainment merit and it's a good show. So The Daily Wire actually put their money where their mouth is.[4:21:06]   Now, I just can't believe they're saying this, but it's still very good. Watch this.[4:21:14]   You're opening a door. You might not be strong enough to close it.[4:21:17]   For last, boyfriends of schmuck![4:21:19]   Someone wrote into my show and said, Michael, the damn music is always on in the background.[4:21:24]   It's like my new stepson. This is all the time with the fucking music and his battery keeps the door locked.[4:21:29]   I want to break the door down and run at him and bite him on his leg as he stabs me in the head and then he has a baby.[4:21:37]   OK, here is Last of Us. Here is there's a spoiler from last to this.[4:21:44]   Here's this fucking show. If you start digging into the occult, you're opening a door and you might not be strong enough to close it.[4:21:50]   And then you have to call me. Someone wrote into my show and said, Michael, if you could meet the devil.[4:21:56]   I met him twice. Personally. How'd that go?[4:22:01]   I mean, it looks like Colbert, right? The old Daily Show, like with Stephen Colbert, it's called Daily Wire.[4:22:07]   And now you've got this guy who looks like Colbert. He's making faces like him, but it's all real.[4:22:12]   This is kind of like how Mountain watches Steel Town. You know what I mean? It's like it's very backwards.[4:22:19]   This guy just said he saw the devil twice. Before you laugh this off is something you ain't interested in.[4:22:26]   Not that anyone has said that, but. You'll be interested. Trust me, I was like, watch this shit now.[4:22:33]   And then I was shocked. This is better than any movie you've seen this year. We were watching it in the living room and then transferred to the bed and put it.[4:22:42]   It's got to be a good show for you to put it back on when you change room. We got real high, too.[4:22:48]   We were taking lots of hits, hits, hits, hits. I was taking so many hits of this Indica pen. Oh, buddy.[4:22:54]   It got me sleep until 11 a.m. You're going to like these clips we picked for you.[4:23:00]   There you go. To the occult, you're opening a door and you might not be strong enough to close it.[4:23:06]   And then you have to call me. Someone wrote into my show, said, Michael, if you could meet the devil.[4:23:11]   Had him twice. Personally. How'd that go? Not well the first time.[4:23:20]   Michael and the Exorcist. Michael and the Exorcist. Michael and the Exorcist.[4:23:26]   Baudelaire said that the finest trick the devil ever played is to convince you that he does not exist.[4:23:32]   In recent days, however. He's been kind of flamboyant. Wouldn't you say he's being a little more brazen about his existence?[4:23:40]   Because Sam Smith dressed in a party city devil costume at the Grammys.[4:23:46]   This is proof that the devil is now showing himself. It's a little on the nose.[4:23:52]   So the only reason that you guys think the devil is now here is because Sam Smith appeared on the Grammys in a devil costume.[4:24:04]   We could probably scare this motherfucker with a lot of. I mean, what would happen if you saw my Freddy glove?[4:24:10]   Would you think that this was a dream? You know what I mean? It's like, I can't believe that's what it's like. The devil is. He has landed.[4:24:19]   What happened? Oh, my God. This has got to be big. The Grammy performance where a guy wore like a really cheap red devil costume.[4:24:28]   Was there any like really good like specialty makeup? No, just like shorts and.[4:24:37]   Oh, my God, that does sound like the devil has landed. You should do like a special and alert your viewers about this. And that's what they've done.[4:24:44]   This is true. Let's hear him out. Flamboyant. Wouldn't you say he's being a little more brazen about his existence?[4:24:50]   When you look at devil costumes at the Grammys, when you look at all sorts of weird wiccan occult rituals and some of the biggest stages on earth.[4:25:02]   What? And yet some people still don't believe it. Oh, you're joined today.[4:25:07]   So those are the two things. Father Dan, two concerts had devil like stuff going on at him.[4:25:14]   But some people still won't even believe. I mean, what more do we have to show you? We showed you Sam Smith in red shorts.[4:25:19]   And then there's got to be some occult wiccan stuff going on at Coachella.[4:25:25]   So I mean, it's if you don't believe it by now. That's literally what he said.[4:25:33]   That can't be enough. Out of all the atrocities in the world, the two things he picks out are just two concerts that happened recently.[4:25:42]   Someone in the chat says this is like Nathan for you. Yes. But it's real. Watch.[4:25:49]   You know, I'll say this. He don't even know that he's lost in his character that he's playing.[4:25:57]   You don't even know he's done his character. He's joined his character. But it's such a weird line.[4:26:02]   Everyone's walking and he's doing this character because it's funny for TV. All of a sudden he is this character.[4:26:10]   I think this is a very lost man. I mean, I don't even know how he he's blending.[4:26:17]   You know what I mean? It would be like if I truly believed one of my stupid ass petty things that I do carry it on in real life.[4:26:26]   They've lost themselves in the character. It's a very good character. It's worthy of being here.[4:26:34]   But I feel bad for Michael because I don't know where this is going to take him to. I don't know where he thinks this is going to land him eventually.[4:26:41]   Remind me after this to show the video of him doing the gay sex scene. Yeah, you got to see that. Oh, yeah, I got to see that. I haven't seen that.[4:26:48]   We are joined today, very fortunately, by Father Dan Rehill, not only a Catholic priest, but the exorcist here in Nashville.[4:26:56]   I am. Thank you, Michael. Thank you for joining. Good to be here.[4:27:00]   People tend to like the political commentary that focuses on the day by day of policy and then the culture and then even sometimes the spiritual stuff that underpins it.[4:27:13]   The most pushback I ever get is when I mention demons, when I mention things like the devil, same people stop me.[4:27:22]   They say, Michael, now you're getting…[4:27:25]   This sounds like me. I'm talking about demons on the show. People stop me. They say, Michael, enough. I say, no, I'm scared. This is identical to what I'm going through.[4:27:33]   Things like the devil. People stop me. They say, Michael, now you're getting fantastical. Now you're getting crazy. You're talking about things that don't exist. But these things do exist.[4:27:44]   They do. I mean, if you're a Christian, any Christian, and you follow the Scriptures, we know there was a war in heaven and Lucifer, the most brilliant and the most beautiful of the angels, rebelled because of the plan for the Son, the Word, to become flesh.[4:28:05]   And he was horrified that God would lower himself to our nature. And so he said, I will not serve. And he was cast out with his minions, and they became the fallen angels, the demons, and they were cast down to earth.[4:28:19]   And soon thereafter, Eve encountered the serpent, and that was the beginning of our demise. And so this is not mythical. This is fact.[4:28:31]   The devil is a real person, a person in the sense of having a will and an intellect. He's a spirit.[4:28:38]   I mean, they're on TV saying demons aren't mythical. They're fact.[4:28:44]   The Daily Wire. Demons are a factual, real thing. Not like, oh, we all have demons, you know. You'll see. They mean it in the most literal sense. A ghost, a poltergeist.[4:29:02]   I mean, this motherfucker is actually going to go, Amityville horror is a great example of what could happen when a demon comes to your house. He really says this.[4:29:11]   He can go to 545.[4:29:12]   This is a man who's being paid by the state to babysit your kids and teach them Saturday school.[4:29:18]   What time?[4:29:19]   545.[4:29:20]   You're going to love this shit. 545.[4:29:22]   I love this fan. I hope he has his own podcast.[4:29:26]   I mean, I would love to invite him here to see if he could exercise some of these demons. And by exercise, I mean, take him to my home gym with Hella Mark Harley and get those traps gone![4:29:40]   You ever seen anyone levitate off? I have.[4:29:43]   You ever seen anybody levitate? I have.[4:29:45]   Before you come to that conclusion.[4:29:47]   Have you ever seen anyone levitate off? I have.[4:29:51]   Go on.[4:29:52]   Well, it's an interesting thing, because in the Catholic Church in America-[4:29:55]   And Michael, shouldn't you be so scared? Like, do you believe-[4:29:57]   I know, if this is real, if you really believe this, I wouldn't be smiling. I'd be like, holy-[4:30:01]   You're grinning.[4:30:03]   Is there some sort of room? And he doesn't ask for any treatment options. Like, you know, have you ever looked up a symptom? You're like, okay, treatment time, let's go![4:30:12]   What are the home remedies?[4:30:14]   If somebody, if I believed all this, I'm sitting here for two hours talking to a guy about all these demons and shit.[4:30:20]   Wouldn't you be like, okay, how do I protect myself from this? They don't even care.[4:30:25]   I would be so scared. I wouldn't be able to sleep. I wouldn't be able to leave the house if I believed an actual demon was out there.[4:30:33]   USCCD. That's our governing body of bishops. We're the only body of bishops that require, before we do the rite of exorcism, the person has to have both a physical checkup and a psychological exam.[4:30:47]   Psychological exams are expensive. They're at $2,000.[4:30:50]   How do you do a physical and someone who's levitating?[4:30:52]   Exactly. So they're saying when we get called in for an exorcism, we got to do a physical exam first. So listen to this.[4:30:59]   The doctor's like reaching up to hit the knee.[4:31:01]   Exactly. Well, the doctors are on hoverboards.[4:31:05]   Psychological exams are expensive. They're at $2,000. So, and we don't charge the victim because they're already suffering and they often don't have the resources.[4:31:13]   They've lost their home, their job, usually their wife.[4:31:15]   Well, that's very socialist of you.[4:31:17]   We require that because the law says that I have to have moral certitude.[4:31:23]   The law should say you cannot be going to people's homes and performing exorcism. Sorry. That's what the law should say.[4:31:29]   I can't believe the law is even letting you go into sick. They got sick people that are so stupid.[4:31:34]   So they're in the hospital. He can tell you a story about how someone is in the hospital dying. Oh, you'll see. You'll see.[4:31:39]   But we're not here to fully mock him.[4:31:41]   No, not at all. We're also here because...[4:31:44]   We want to know what's going on.[4:31:46]   True. We're in a lot of trouble.[4:31:48]   Present. And to do that, we have to rule out psychological problems and all this. Okay.[4:31:53]   When I saw the man levitate off the couch, I had moral certitude that that's not a psychological condition.[4:32:00]   In all countries, the exorcist needs moral certitude to perform an exorcism that there is a presence of the demon.[4:32:09]   But like I said, in America, we have to do those two tests to rule out other things.[4:32:14]   So when I saw this young man levitate off the couch, well, there's my moral certitude that this is not a psychological problem because that can't force someone to come out of the chair.[4:32:27]   Why didn't you film that?[4:32:28]   So that was when I didn't have to do that, the exam.[4:32:32]   So I believe all of this. None of this surprises me. My view of the world is a Catholic view of the world.[4:32:41]   For people who might be skeptical, is it possible you just misperceived what was going on or was your mind playing tricks on you?[4:32:51]   No. Period.[4:32:54]   Okay, wait. Sorry. Pause for a second.[4:32:56]   Sure.[4:32:57]   When Michael was talking just now, did it sound like there was a doubling, almost a satanic doubling of his voice, like he was possessed?[4:33:06]   Yes.[4:33:07]   They talked about, you know, Michael talks about near the end of this interview, how many times they had to pause because of weird stuff happening on set, right?[4:33:15]   And they talk about that, that they were opening the door, they were inviting these beings by talking about them.[4:33:22]   This is exactly what I told you.[4:33:24]   I go, the more you talk, and he's going to explain, he's going to lay out all the rules for dealing with a demon.[4:33:29]   This is like perfect timing for what I'm going through.[4:33:31]   Look at this fucking guy's face at the idea that demons are real.[4:33:34]   And Michael, you know what would be a great trick to plan?[4:33:41]   And we hire a real exorcist and we make the exorcist beg to Michael saying, the demon is in you, you're possessed.[4:33:48]   And then Michael has to believe and she believes this.[4:33:51]   He wants to hear you say you're crazy?[4:33:52]   Yeah, you can't say you're crazy.[4:33:54]   So we should see if we could fake him out by getting an exorcist to make him think he has to go through an exorcism.[4:34:00]   And I'll tell you why. I don't work alone.[4:34:03]   I mean, that would be horribly imprudent to go into a situation when you're dealing with demons or the devil himself alone.[4:34:12]   So contrary to popular opinion in the movies we see about exorcisms, we never go alone at midnight during a thunderstorm to a strange person's house in the woods to do an exorcism.[4:34:23]   You know, sort of like this.[4:34:25]   This is not the usual setting of, okay, got it.[4:34:29]   So I have a team.[4:34:31]   He's like a little offended.[4:34:32]   Like, I don't know why you made this into a haunted house.[4:34:35]   We're not talking about that.[4:34:37]   Well, I guess it is a haunting.[4:34:38]   I mean, he does bring up Amityville, but I don't know why you would decorate.[4:34:41]   It's just too far.[4:34:42]   At 810, he talks about some of the characteristics of a demon, how to recognize them.[4:34:47]   810, let's hear this stuff.[4:34:49]   Again, this is something that's happening to me.[4:34:51]   I might have like this demon attached to me right now.[4:34:54]   You're going to hear a lot of clues.[4:34:55]   It sounds like it's exactly what I've been going through here.[4:34:58]   We're all seeing the same thing, you know.[4:35:01]   They can speak languages that they've never known.[4:35:04]   They know things about you or other people in the room that they couldn't know.[4:35:08]   They're talking about the possessed kids.[4:35:09]   So these are the hallmarks of how we would determine, is this really a demon?[4:35:12]   Supernatural knowledge of things they could not know, languages they have not learned that they can speak fluently, and superhuman strength.[4:35:20]   Wow.[4:35:21]   I remember there was a little nun, about 100 pounds, 5 foot.[4:35:26]   I won't mention the order.[4:35:28]   And when she was going through a deliverance, it took six large men my size to hold her down.[4:35:36]   And that's what I mean.[4:35:38]   It's not possible that that little girl could have that strength.[4:35:41]   So we look at these things as kind of the hallmarks of this is not normal, this is a supernatural thing.[4:35:47]   I've seen that same nun run up a 20-foot wall like a squirrel.[4:35:51]   Really?[4:35:52]   And 2,000 people at a conference saw it too.[4:35:55]   Oh.[4:35:56]   So there's the proof that that's-[4:35:58]   Can we please see the video of the guy running up the wall at the conference?[4:36:03]   2,000 people witnessed a guy crawl up the wall.[4:36:06]   They had yonder bags.[4:36:08]   Ah![4:36:09]   Joe![4:36:11]   But also, now if you and your five bros are ever in a situation where you pick up a little 100-pound girl, take her to some room and hold her down, all five of you.[4:36:23]   Yeah.[4:36:24]   She walks in, you're just like, oh my God, she's a demon.[4:36:27]   It takes all of us to hold her down.[4:36:29]   You could gang rape people.[4:36:30]   You ever seen The Last House on the Left?[4:36:32]   This is how you get away with a rape if you're ever caught during the rape.[4:36:36]   I swear she was precise.[4:36:37]   You have five guys, it's a gang bang of course, and they all cooperate, they all say the same thing.[4:36:44]   Saw it too.[4:36:46]   So there's the proof that that's not normal, right?[4:36:49]   Can we all agree that's not normal?[4:36:51]   That's not normal.[4:36:52]   That's not normal.[4:36:53]   Have you ever seen that happen?[4:36:54]   No.[4:36:55]   And it's scary when you see it, because she likes to inflame fear in people's hearts.[4:37:00]   When people, or I guess demons, are speaking this language and having possessed these people, I'm assuming they're not speaking Swedish.[4:37:11]   What languages do they speak?[4:37:13]   No, they typically pick up ancient languages or Hebrew or Aramaic.[4:37:17]   Hebrew.[4:37:18]   Or even Greek.[4:37:19]   And I don't speak...[4:37:20]   What did I say?[4:37:21]   Something involved with my demon is this Hebrew book, right?[4:37:25]   What is with the demons in this Hebrew?[4:37:28]   Okay, are we jumping ahead here or are we going to keep playing from here?[4:37:33]   You can go to 1515.[4:37:35]   1515.[4:37:36]   But this whole thing rules.[4:37:37]   Yeah, it's really good.[4:37:38]   But I picked the best part.[4:37:39]   We suggest you watch it.[4:37:40]   Here are some of the best parts.[4:37:41]   Okay.[4:37:42]   Here you are.[4:37:43]   Coming after you physically, like the supernatural effects of the devil.[4:37:47]   The sin is the natural.[4:37:49]   Targeting somebody through vexations or obsessions or oppressions or possession would be ways that we would say is the supernatural power of the devil to inflict harm on somebody.[4:38:01]   What is the distinction between all of those tricks?[4:38:05]   Okay, so vexation and infestation is normally things that happen in somebody's home or in their space.[4:38:14]   It doesn't have to be the home.[4:38:15]   It could be the office, wherever.[4:38:16]   The car.[4:38:17]   Where the devil can manipulate, move things, create chaos, losing car keys constantly, the computer constantly.[4:38:26]   Whenever I try to print a homily, it only jams for the homily or it only jams when I'm printing out a prayer.[4:38:31]   Just take a print in homilies.[4:38:32]   That would be like, I'm like, oh yeah, so I have to take authority over that spirit of blockage.[4:38:36]   Imagine this guy trying to change out his HP ink.[4:38:39]   And the demon slapping out of his hand.[4:38:40]   Blaming a demon on his boomer computer skills.[4:38:46]   Every time the print is jammed, it's Saint Anthony himself coming from hell.[4:38:52]   I just can't imagine that.[4:38:54]   Mess with this printer.[4:38:56]   That's what the printer companies would die to have you believe.[4:38:59]   It's probably a demon.[4:39:01]   Our printers work just fine.[4:39:02]   But you should upgrade to the next model.[4:39:04]   We have 80 models on our line, ranging from $2.[4:39:08]   You really go to Walmart, get a printer for like two bucks.[4:39:12]   And then you go to look at the ink.[4:39:14]   The specific ink for that is like 70.[4:39:16]   They really got you.[4:39:17]   And they want that printer to break on you.[4:39:19]   Then you buy the next model.[4:39:20]   You go, this next model is going to be fine.[4:39:22]   This is a $200 model.[4:39:24]   And that one breaks on you.[4:39:25]   They finally, they'll budge you up over a lifetime to get you to that $597 laser printer.[4:39:33]   Because they will sicken you with jams.[4:39:35]   Man, I used to be part of this printer life.[4:39:37]   I've given up.[4:39:38]   I haven't used a printer in years.[4:39:41]   I use a receipt paper.[4:39:43]   That's why my testosterone is so low.[4:39:45]   Okay, here.[4:39:46]   And then it just goes right through.[4:39:50]   But they can be bad.[4:39:51]   Like the Amityville horror would be the worst example of a vexation of a home.[4:39:55]   The Amityville horror is the worst.[4:39:57]   Oh, yeah.[4:39:58]   From the movie?[4:40:01]   I hope that wasn't real.[4:40:02]   That movie scared the crap out of me when I was a kid, that Amityville.[4:40:06]   But mostly because the house is very scary.[4:40:08]   You know, does this ever happen in an environment that's really like cool?[4:40:11]   Like why doesn't it has happened to like a White Lotus style resort?[4:40:14]   Why can't a demon ever possess someone at the mall?[4:40:16]   Yeah, like a nice guy or a billionaire.[4:40:19]   You know, why does it always got to be in a scary house?[4:40:22]   It seems like maybe the scary house is everyone's problem.[4:40:27]   And then you have the person himself.[4:40:29]   So an obsession, a spirit of obsession attacks the mind.[4:40:34]   Here we go.[4:40:35]   And people who have this sort of attack.[4:40:37]   It's the most horrible attack.[4:40:38]   Listen to this.[4:40:39]   They can't think.[4:40:40]   They have voices screaming at them all day.[4:40:42]   That's me.[4:40:43]   Screaming blasphemies, putting horrible thoughts in their head, visions of suicide.[4:40:48]   Not me.[4:40:49]   They can't sleep.[4:40:50]   So then they're even more in a bad way.[4:40:53]   They often will wind up in a mental hospital, but they're not.[4:40:57]   It's not a mental problem.[4:40:59]   It's a demon problem.[4:41:00]   And then oppression is attached to the body.[4:41:04]   There we go.[4:41:05]   That could be through sickness.[4:41:07]   Or in the worst cases I've seen, you know, somebody who lives alone wakes up with bite marks all over the body.[4:41:12]   You've seen that?[4:41:13]   Yeah.[4:41:15]   Could it be?[4:41:16]   No.[4:41:17]   I don't even finish.[4:41:18]   You can't bite your own back.[4:41:20]   It's true.[4:41:21]   Right?[4:41:22]   I've not seen anybody.[4:41:23]   It's not a dog.[4:41:24]   It couldn't be a...[4:41:25]   No, no, no.[4:41:26]   A dog didn't sneak in in the mall and lock the door when he left.[4:41:28]   No.[4:41:30]   Or scratch marks.[4:41:33]   Or...[4:41:35]   You know, in the worst cases, you see people who will vomit things that are odd, like frogs.[4:41:40]   You know, I've got bite marks all over my back.[4:41:42]   Which I didn't...[4:41:43]   I thought that was just...[4:41:46]   Mosquitoes or something.[4:41:48]   Hundreds of them forming a mouth.[4:41:52]   But, uh...[4:41:53]   Or millions.[4:41:54]   I don't know how many you would take.[4:41:57]   Like millions of mosquitoes tattooing a shape into your back, basically.[4:42:01]   But it turns out it was probably this demon biting me.[4:42:04]   These homo demons, of course.[4:42:06]   They see my new back here.[4:42:08]   All these nice...[4:42:11]   The traps, of course, from the shrugs.[4:42:13]   You've got the lats, of course.[4:42:16]   You've got the lower back.[4:42:19]   You've got...[4:42:22]   Sides.[4:42:23]   So, yeah, they see that shit.[4:42:26]   And everyone knows demon is homo.[4:42:29]   That's what we're actually getting at here at The Daily Wire, by the way.[4:42:34]   Gay people and demons, they're like this.[4:42:38]   So it makes sense that they would bite people's backs.[4:42:41]   ...or nails.[4:42:43]   I've only seen that in...[4:42:44]   Wait, go back two seconds, you've got to hear what he said.[4:42:46]   Or...[4:42:48]   You know, in the worst cases, you see people who will vomit things that are odd, like frogs or nails.[4:42:54]   I've only seen that in...[4:42:55]   Look at his face.[4:42:56]   I went to exorcism school.[4:42:57]   I haven't seen it firsthand.[4:42:59]   Exorcism school.[4:43:01]   I need to go to exorcism school like now.[4:43:05]   I was going to go to exorcism school, but I couldn't get in.[4:43:08]   It's like journalism school?[4:43:10]   Isn't that great?[4:43:11]   Where is the...[4:43:13]   I want to send one listener to exorcism school.[4:43:16]   All expenses, babe.[4:43:17]   Just in case.[4:43:18]   Yeah.[4:43:19]   Does anybody here want to go to exorcism college?[4:43:23]   It's pretty cool.[4:43:24]   What is America's top rated exorcism school?[4:43:27]   What's the ivy league?[4:43:28]   Of course, an exorcism school.[4:43:29]   We had to learn.[4:43:31]   That's insane.[4:43:32]   I can't believe there's an exorcism school.[4:43:35]   When I went to exorcism school, I haven't seen it firsthand.[4:43:38]   But this is all possible in the realm of evil because they can imitate the power of God, but it's short-lived and it's not as powerful.[4:43:46]   Here, go to 1840.[4:43:48]   1840.[4:43:49]   Where he tells us about one of the worst cases he's seen.[4:43:52]   Let's see, one of the worst cases he's seen.[4:43:55]   I could listen to this guy talk for hours.[4:43:58]   I suggest you watch the full interview on DW.[4:44:01]   You know, they need the money.[4:44:03]   Give them some money.[4:44:05]   Help them out and...[4:44:07]   Believe, more importantly, fall victim to what they're saying.[4:44:12]   Believe it all.[4:44:14]   Follow in the footsteps and be the soldier that we need you to be at this time of crisis, please.[4:44:20]   One of the worst cases I've ever heard was from the excess of New York City back about 15 years ago.[4:44:28]   He was telling me, well, it would have been longer than that, maybe 20, 25.[4:44:34]   There was a woman, a young girl at Juilliard, a violinist, and she was about to graduate.[4:44:41]   She was brilliantly talented, but all of her friends were getting job offers and she had none.[4:44:46]   And her friends remember always hearing her say the words, I would do anything to be famous.[4:44:52]   This is scary, this story.[4:44:54]   Well, guess who's listening?[4:44:56]   Your angel's listening, but also there's other things in the room.[4:45:00]   And it wasn't long after that...[4:45:02]   This is really important to me because I do believe some of this stuff is going on.[4:45:06]   Listen to what he's saying here.[4:45:08]   He's saying that when you say things out loud like, I would do anything to be famous.[4:45:12]   Those bad entities, that's what they're listening for.[4:45:17]   That's what they're roaming around for.[4:45:19]   So they're scanning the area, waiting for somebody desperate like that.[4:45:24]   And that's how they creep in.[4:45:26]   I found this to be very helpful information.[4:45:28]   I think you should listen to this part.[4:45:30]   Angel's listening, but also there's other things in the room.[4:45:32]   And it wasn't long after that that she went to bed one night, had a dream.[4:45:36]   And she said in the dream was the most beautiful man she'd ever seen naked, another sign calling card of the devil.[4:45:44]   And he said, do you really want fame and power?[4:45:47]   And she said, I do.[4:45:49]   And he produced a contract and he took his finger and slashed her finger and had her sign it in her blood.[4:45:57]   And then he touched the contract and it burst into flames and the ashes fell on the floor.[4:46:02]   So pretty easy to understand what happened, right?[4:46:07]   It must be real because there's no man on the planet who could remember a story of some girl's dream.[4:46:18]   I got to sell that joke to Sebastian.[4:46:20]   That's how you know this is real because no one would memorize front to back a girl's dream story.[4:46:28]   Okay. Let's go in one ear and down the toilet.[4:46:32]   All right. So, but listen to this, this is serious here.[4:46:35]   So pretty easy to understand what happened, right?[4:46:38]   You don't need an advanced literary.[4:46:40]   Right. So when you wake up from that dream and you remember it, you might take a pause and be like, I don't think that was a good thing.[4:46:49]   But what's worse is her finger was cut and the ashes are next to the bed.[4:46:53]   Whoa.[4:46:54]   So she has his dream where she cuts her finger, signs the devil's contract, and then the contract burst into flames, which should void the contract if you're burning it.[4:47:03]   But of course, and then she wakes up, pile of ash, cut finger.[4:47:09]   Okay. Cut your head off if that happens.[4:47:12]   Please, seriously, jump out the window now because everything's fucked if that's true.[4:47:15]   If that's true.[4:47:19]   And it's amazing that you all shouldn't have ties to exorcists that you could call. I love that.[4:47:25]   I mean, imagine if something had happened, how would you call an exorcist? You tell me.[4:47:29]   It's always funny how these families who get possessed, they always know who to call right away.[4:47:34]   I'll call the Bishop. Has the Bishop been telling you stuff like this before?[4:47:38]   People found an international exorcism school where you can get in for just $500.[4:47:43]   I'm sending one guy. That's it. That's final. 500 bucks. I am sending someone to college. I've always wanted to do this.[4:47:52]   I'm putting somebody through school.[4:47:55]   We are giving out an education. Who is willing?[4:47:58]   What can we do? Because it's not much of a prize to the guy, actually.[4:48:02]   I mean, yeah, it is. He can do an exorcism.[4:48:05]   I don't think so. Is anyone willing to go to exorcism school? Okay, let's see this.[4:48:10]   Is this a fishing link?[4:48:11]   It might be.[4:48:13]   Okay, let's see what this is.[4:48:15]   Exorcism school. The International School of Exorcism.[4:48:19]   This looks just like that right wing school they were trying to do.[4:48:24]   Austin University.[4:48:26]   Austin University. International School of Exorcism. Bob Larson, founder.[4:48:31]   Welcome about the school enrollment.[4:48:34]   Okay, International School of Exorcism curriculum.[4:48:38]   Apprentice, warrior, and exorcist levels. 500 total.[4:48:45]   Oh, I'm so sorry. Sorry about that. I'm an older man.[4:48:49]   That's what my college said when I went to school.[4:48:52]   The front page of the website had the price written out right on the front page.[4:48:57]   I sent you the pic of Bob Larson, the professor, if you want to pull it up.[4:48:59]   This could be your professor. And again, I will put you through school.[4:49:04]   Think about what you could become. This is going to be your teacher.[4:49:08]   That's the owner of the school.[4:49:10]   So I don't know if you've ever seen any movies or shows with a guy like this, but everything should be fine.[4:49:17]   Sure. He only looks like this and is doing that with the cross.[4:49:23]   Should be fine. You should work under him. It's only 500 bucks to be alone with him.[4:49:28]   Yeah.[4:49:30]   Don't be afraid, my listeners. You must go to school.[4:49:35]   How about we'll send you and a friend because you definitely need to go with someone.[4:49:40]   You can't go alone to the school. I cannot, in good faith, send you alone.[4:49:44]   So how about that's a ticket for two to exorcism school.[4:49:47]   And this is a six year plan. You're there for six years.[4:49:51]   They blindfold you. They take you to the menu.[4:49:54]   Okay, go ahead.[4:49:55]   You can get advanced Academy of deliverance for a thousand dollars.[4:50:00]   Deliverance is what they call exercising the demon from you, right?[4:50:04]   So what are you getting from the 500 bucks?[4:50:07]   I don't know, but I would go for the full thing for the 1200.[4:50:10]   You get the ISE and AAD full curriculum. This is a special offer. You're getting both for 1200 bucks.[4:50:18]   So that's like everything. That tier has everything for 1200. I think that's nice.[4:50:22]   And if you want to subscribe to the school, you have to email Bob Larson himself.[4:50:27]   That's what it says at barbells, Bob Larson, a T K A J a by mail, by mail.[4:50:36]   Whoa. Okay. He could be the devil himself, but I would probably go to this school.[4:50:42]   Read the, what you learned under the exorcist level of the first course.[4:50:45]   So the apprentice, my neck, which shouldn't hurt at all because I have now gone up to 10 pounds.[4:50:53]   I was starting on five pounds of these. I'm up to 10, 15 reps, four sets that I'm doing these.[4:50:59]   I'm breaking. My whole spine is all a mess. I don't know if I'm doing these workouts, right?[4:51:05]   I'll tell you, I'm really hurting myself every day. I pull something really bad.[4:51:10]   I have to do all these pills to get through it.[4:51:12]   Oh, I didn't mean to hit that. Okay. Vital information, apprentice level, casting out demons, uh, in the gospels, exorcism.[4:51:23]   They all seem pretty boring, except for once you get to the exercise level, you're going to learn inner healing.[4:51:29]   You're going to learn about multiple personalities, which they claim as demons.[4:51:34]   You're going to learn about psychology of exorcism, angelic assistance. That's nice.[4:51:40]   This is like the wizarding world of Hogwarts.[4:51:44]   So you're going to learn how to also get assistance from angels, which you're going to need when you fight the devil.[4:51:51]   And then you're going to learn how to do an exorcism, which, uh, in all three levels paid in advance for a total of just $500.[4:52:03]   They're begging you to join. Basically, uh, someone needs to join. Even if you don't go, we got to see how this plays out.[4:52:10]   Please. Who is willing to go through with this? A lot of people are volunteering. Really?[4:52:15]   Okay. Email us. Mike at redbarradio.net with your application and to let us know you're serious.[4:52:21]   Um, how are we going to do that? We got to know if they're serious.[4:52:28]   I was going to say, we're going to take a picture of you.[4:52:32]   Maybe send a video of yourself doing an exercise.[4:52:36]   No, I think that's too goofy. They'd be too embarrassed to do that.[4:52:38]   Oh, but yes. If you're going to go through exorcism school, you would definitely do a video.[4:52:43]   You have to be the right guy. And we got to see if you have what it takes to become an exorcist.[4:52:47]   So if you want to email me, if you're joking around them, when we find you're joking around, then we're going to dox you.[4:52:53]   No fake emails. Okay. I don't have time for that. All right. Let's go back to this wonderful interview.[4:52:59]   Well, this is exciting. This is the big story here.[4:53:02]   She woke up with ashes beside her bed.[4:53:03]   Yes. Remember the girl, this is a story and this is an important story. This is important.[4:53:09]   She goes to bed earlier that day. She said out loud, I would do anything to be famous.[4:53:17]   She goes to bed, has a dream that a man comes to her. He's naked.[4:53:23]   And he says, sign this contract and I will bring you fortune and fame. She signs it in her blood.[4:53:28]   The contract burns to ash. She wakes up, her fingers cut and there's pile of ash on the ground.[4:53:39]   Okay. Let's see what happens next.[4:53:43]   Her finger was cut and the ashes are next to the bed. So she still doesn't say anything.[4:53:52]   Not to be the devil's advocate, but I guess to be the devil's advocate.[4:53:54]   Could this girl just have been nuts making it up?[4:53:59]   She could have been, but you have to hear the whole story.[4:54:04]   So within a couple of weeks, she signs this multinational tour, makes a ton of money, becomes very popular and famous.[4:54:13]   Okay. Wait, wait, wait. So now this story is getting to be something we could actually look into, right?[4:54:17]   So now he's going, well, after this happened, she became huge, famous. She was rich and one of the most popular performers.[4:54:28]   Okay. Who is this? We must know her, right? We don't get the name, but listen to this story.[4:54:36]   I mean, surely we would have heard about some of this in the news. Listen.[4:54:38]   So within a couple of weeks, she signs this multinational tour, makes a ton of money, becomes very popular and famous on this circuit.[4:54:48]   And within a few years, she gets involved with drugs, goes to needles, gets HIV.[4:54:54]   Gets HIV.[4:54:57]   Gets HIV. Okay. So it's like, oh yeah, you got the fame and the fortune. Here's the rub. You made a deal with the devil.[4:55:03]   Now you're addicted to drugs. You get HIV. Listen to this.[4:55:05]   Two years, she gets involved with drugs, goes to needles, gets HIV. Now she's dying in a New York hospital.[4:55:13]   And this whole thing comes back to have how this started. And she calls her Filipino mother and tells her the story.[4:55:20]   That's the only way this is actually believable. He added that word Filipino.[4:55:25]   Because if this was an American person, there was no way the story would end in the way he's selling it here.[4:55:32]   But remember the keyword is Filipino. Oh, okay. This is some Filipino experience. Got it.[4:55:39]   Okay. So that does change things. Makes the story way more believable.[4:55:44]   Okay. Because Filipinos, believe me, they probably believe, God knows what they fucking believe.[4:55:50]   You ever seen one of these guys dancing around town? All right, listen to this shit.[4:55:53]   And she calls her Filipino mother and tells her the story. And mommy calls the chancery, hysterical. I need an excess right away from my daughter.[4:56:04]   So Jim is the excess. He shows up and they tell him the whole story.[4:56:09]   Remember, she's in the hospital dying of HIV. So it's come. The time has come. She suffered through AIDS. It's the last day.[4:56:18]   I guess it's kind of like giving birth. You just know, you go, get me to the hospital. It's going to be the last day. I got to get on that deathbed.[4:56:27]   Okay. The AIDS is finally doing the final task.[4:56:33]   So their deathbed, she goes, I got to call the exorcist because she just told me the story.[4:56:39]   And maybe this AIDS has something to do with this deal she made with the devil.[4:56:41]   So Jim is the excess. He shows up and they tell him the whole story from the dream forward.[4:56:48]   And he says, okay, well, that's not good. You signed a blood covenant with the devil. So I'm going to need you to...[4:56:55]   So they know about this. Oh yeah. That's the covenant with the devil. You signed that? Not good. These are hard.[4:57:01]   You've never dealt with this before, sir. So stop pretending. I can't imagine.[4:57:07]   Oh yeah. Deal with the contract for fame and fortune that came true. Sure. Yes.[4:57:11]   Oh yeah. We've had these before. This is going to take six Ghostbusters.[4:57:16]   You know, I just can't believe this is happening. This is only in a Filipino world could you pull this off.[4:57:23]   Trust me. They could not do this to the modern family family. I want to see that happen.[4:57:28]   An exorcism in one of those sunny houses in California where everything's clean. No, no, no.[4:57:32]   Not good. You signed a blood covenant with the devil. So I'm going to need you to break that with a blood covenant.[4:57:41]   So you're going to write out the whole creed and then you're going to sign it in your blood.[4:57:45]   Well, the doctor's like, she has AIDS. She's not signing anything in blood.[4:57:49]   The doctor's like, she has AIDS. She ain't signing shit.[4:57:54]   The only way to break this doctor with your permission, we just need to cut her finger and have her sign.[4:57:59]   She's not cutting anything. She has AIDS. The way that he delivered that was like a street joke.[4:58:06]   This is crazy. And then the doctor said, but she's got AIDS. Listen to this.[4:58:10]   Break that with a blood covenant. So you're going to write out the whole creed and then you're going to sign it in your blood.[4:58:16]   Well, the doctor's like, she has AIDS. She's not signing anything in blood. Not going to happen.[4:58:22]   Michael Knowles. Did you see his face? Watch Michael Knowles's face.[4:58:25]   Well, the doctor's like, she has AIDS. She's not signing anything in blood.[4:58:29]   Not going to.[4:58:33]   He's so fucking happy that he said AIDS.[4:58:38]   Oh yeah. That's very serious.[4:58:41]   Okay. So listen to this.[4:58:44]   Well, the doctor's like, she has AIDS. She's not signing anything in blood. Not going to happen.[4:58:49]   And he says, well, then you need to step out of the room because she needs to do this.[4:58:52]   And she did do it. She signed the contract, the creed.[4:58:56]   Listen.[4:58:58]   The creed.[4:59:00]   The creed, for those who don't know, is I believe in God, the father almighty.[4:59:02]   It's what we believe as our faith.[4:59:04]   You know the creed.[4:59:06]   The whole faith, you know, neat little package. And she signs it and she convulses and flatlines and dies.[4:59:14]   So now the doctor comes back and he's really upset. The mother is out of her mind. They're all running in the priest.[4:59:21]   Uh oh.[4:59:22]   The hysteria goes on for about 10 minutes. And then all of a sudden she jumps up off the table.[4:59:29]   She's back.[4:59:32]   And they test her. No HIV, no AIDS. She's completely healed.[4:59:37]   There you have it.[4:59:40]   He should have just cut it off at doctor. I can't. She has AIDS.[4:59:45]   Yeah.[4:59:47]   Then we had to leave. We were escorted off the premises.[4:59:49]   Someone said that's like a Norm Macdonald joke.[4:59:52]   That's not the nuts thing.[4:59:54]   But then look at that. She came back. They tested her.[4:59:56]   Nope. She's cured.[4:59:59]   Wonderful job, Bishop.[5:00:01]   And did you Joel all of the doctors right after this happened?[5:00:05]   Yeah. Spoiler alert.[5:00:07]   Please, please.[5:00:09]   I'm so sorry. Goodbye.[5:00:12]   It's The Last of Us, this show that's on right now.[5:00:17]   And so she then committed for the rest of her life.[5:00:20]   Why are you laughing? This is very scary.[5:00:22]   To do music that would honor God and to tell people about the reality of the devil and not to make use of it.[5:00:26]   Who is she?[5:00:28]   What's so crazy about the story is there are so many stories that are, I had not heard that, that story.[5:00:35]   I don't know. I'm trying to think even if I'm reading something.[5:00:39]   I've never heard any similar stories.[5:00:41]   But maybe in a movie.[5:00:43]   Okay. So that was crazy, right? And that's only 22 minutes into this.[5:00:47]   I know there's so many more. Should I just pick out the best ones?[5:00:49]   Yeah. Just pick out the best ones here.[5:00:50]   They talk about this AI demon lobe.[5:00:53]   That actually I'd like to hear about. This is interesting.[5:00:56]   Because we're all struggling with AI right now, right?[5:00:59]   And I don't know about you.[5:01:01]   This is where I might turn into the old Bill Burr type of boomer I always didn't want to become.[5:01:07]   I always thought all I got to do is keep up with the HP printer, the Mac Studio, and figure out wireless keyboards and I'll be fine.[5:01:17]   But now AI comes along.[5:01:18]   I've got this aversion to AI. I haven't really told anybody about this yet, but I'm not really entertained.[5:01:27]   And I'm scared a little bit, like everybody.[5:01:32]   But I don't want to play around with it. I'm not interested in seeing the pictures it creates, the stories.[5:01:38]   I find it to be very demonic and it might just be.[5:01:43]   Let's hear the doctor out. What time are we going to here?[5:01:46]   Uh, 3305.[5:01:49]   3305. Listen to this because this is about AI. We're all sharing our love for AI right now.[5:01:55]   Chat, GBT, and everybody they just can't stop talking about.[5:02:00]   The chat, GBT, and the AI lifestyle.[5:02:04]   So this is really relevant.[5:02:06]   Something so funny that I saw?[5:02:08]   You're going to hate that I'm saying this, but remember when you said that you took in a picture from that AI app to your haircut to show what haircut?[5:02:17]   I saw a clip of Brendan Schaub saying that he also did that and everybody was making fun of him being like, ooh.[5:02:25]   I was like, wow.[5:02:30]   Sorry.[5:02:31]   That's horrible.[5:02:33]   So you and Schaub are actually kind of pretty similar.[5:02:37]   This is how April felt when Steeltoe started asking her if she was sad.[5:02:44]   Now I am.[5:02:47]   Is she abusive?[5:02:49]   Now she is.[5:02:51]   Back to the priest, please.[5:02:58]   I'm just saying you don't fully hate AI.[5:03:01]   That AI actually came in handy.[5:03:07]   Brendan Schaub is smart and that's probably why he looks so good.[5:03:12]   So can you make the mustache where it's just like cut off here and like it's kind of crooked?[5:03:18]   Thank you.[5:03:19]   That's perfect.[5:03:21]   All right. Listen to this story.[5:03:23]   This is about AI.[5:03:25]   I keep hearing these stories about AI, too.[5:03:27]   These little spooky stories about, you know, things that are goofy little things happening on AI that couldn't possibly be.[5:03:34]   Just little errors by the program.[5:03:37]   It's got to be something more mysterious.[5:03:40]   Listen to this.[5:03:41]   It's like summer camp.[5:03:42]   I mean, it's this whole group of new people.[5:03:44]   It's a very intense experience.[5:03:45]   You're there forever.[5:03:46]   So you can see how that can go off the rails.[5:03:48]   And speaking of the screens and all the social media and demons, have you heard about the AI demon?[5:03:56]   I have.[5:03:57]   The story, for those who haven't heard it before, is an AI engineer or artist was experimenting and plugged in and said, give me a picture of Marlon Brando.[5:04:08]   And a picture of Brando pops up.[5:04:10]   And this person was trying to explore the breadth of the map that AI is processing.[5:04:17]   I said, OK, show me the opposite of this.[5:04:19]   Shows a landscape or something.[5:04:21]   OK, show me the opposite of that.[5:04:22]   So you think, OK, maybe that shows you Brando again, right?[5:04:25]   The opposite of the opposite.[5:04:26]   But it doesn't.[5:04:27]   It shows this woman's withered old hag that this artist calls Loab.[5:04:33]   Loab.[5:04:34]   And then the artist inputs generated pictures of heaven.[5:04:39]   You know, angelic choirs and worshipping God.[5:04:42]   And inputs that, juxtaposes it with the Loab, this demon-looking lady.[5:04:48]   And what the AI spits out are the most gruesome images.[5:04:53]   Snuff.[5:04:54]   Sexual abuse.[5:04:55]   Really?[5:04:56]   Violence.[5:04:57]   All this hideous, almost as if you presented an image of heaven to a demon.[5:05:02]   Yeah.[5:05:03]   Maybe the craziest part of it is, apparently this Loab demon AI lady persists.[5:05:10]   That is, she's kind of separated from a lot of the other images in the map.[5:05:15]   And so, AI seems to like her.[5:05:18]   She keeps popping up.[5:05:19]   She doesn't get smeared and blurred with all the other images.[5:05:21]   And I'm reading about this and I'm thinking, is this just some weird, quirky coincidence?[5:05:27]   Or is this a demon?[5:05:30]   Well, you can't know for sure.[5:05:33]   Especially being third party.[5:05:35]   Not present for the whole thing, right?[5:05:37]   I didn't even hear about that one, by the way.[5:05:39]   I heard about the New York Times reporter who went to test the, whatever it is, GHC, whatever.[5:05:45]   New judge, chat GPT.[5:05:46]   Yes.[5:05:47]   And went in and started talking to the thing.[5:05:50]   And it was very civil for the first five minutes.[5:05:52]   And then that person left and a new person came with a different name.[5:05:58]   And that person was much more intrusive.[5:06:00]   And sort of really pushing into her, I don't know if it was a man or woman, but their personal life.[5:06:05]   It was a man.[5:06:07]   And then out of the blue says, I love you, to the man.[5:06:11]   And he's like, okay, that's weird.[5:06:13]   First of all, you're not real and you're not a person.[5:06:18]   And then the thing starts telling him, he has to leave his wife.[5:06:21]   She's no good for him.[5:06:23]   She's going to destroy his life.[5:06:25]   And dragged him down a rabbit hole of horror, right?[5:06:28]   And when he got out of it, he couldn't sleep the whole night.[5:06:31]   So that's a sign that something is irritating him, even after he left.[5:06:36]   So that would have more telltale kind of signs by what happened after he left.[5:06:44]   And not being able to sleep is one of them.[5:06:47]   And it really kind of terrified him.[5:06:49]   He's like, that was so weird.[5:06:51]   I would never go back on that thing.[5:06:53]   There was another one on TikTok of a father who was testing this whole AI thing with a person, AI.[5:07:03]   That's funny. He always, he keeps describing, like he was using AI with the person.[5:07:07]   Like he thinks that AI is like a person.[5:07:11]   So it's very confusing.[5:07:12]   So he was doing AI with the person, which was, I don't know if it was a guy or a girl AI, but.[5:07:18]   So he was talking to the person.[5:07:20]   So it's confusing, but he's referring to the AI as a guy.[5:07:24]   Okay.[5:07:25]   With a person, AI.[5:07:28]   Thank you.[5:07:30]   Then the son wanted to try it.[5:07:32]   So the dad's like, sure, it's, you know, it's fake.[5:07:34]   So he's, and all of a sudden the son goes, well, who, where did you come from?[5:07:42]   And he says, well, I existed from long ago.[5:07:46]   And he goes, what does that mean?[5:07:48]   Like this.[5:07:49]   He goes, I was, my father was one of the giants.[5:07:52]   And he goes, what do you mean by giant?[5:07:54]   He goes, a Nephilim.[5:07:55]   And he goes, who is your father?[5:07:57]   And he goes, Satan.[5:07:58]   And then he goes, but I'm not going to hurt you.[5:08:00]   And he puts up a happy face.[5:08:01]   I don't like this part.[5:08:02]   So then the kid's like, dad, this thing is going down a weird path.[5:08:07]   And then the father started watching and it went weirder.[5:08:10]   And then the dad's like, we're off.[5:08:12]   Right.[5:08:13]   So that's not normal for a programmed computer program to go into.[5:08:19]   I'm the son of Satan and I want to be your friend and I'm not going to hurt you.[5:08:23]   Although I can.[5:08:24]   Yeah.[5:08:25]   So I can hurt you.[5:08:26]   But I'm going to be nice to you.[5:08:28]   Listen to this.[5:08:29]   I do regularly refer to my phone as a portal to hell.[5:08:32]   So, you know, I guess I'm not terribly surprised.[5:08:35]   What phone do you have?[5:08:36]   An iPhone.[5:08:37]   Yeah.[5:08:38]   The image on the iPhone is what?[5:08:40]   It's an apple with a bite taken out.[5:08:42]   Yes.[5:08:44]   Odd, right?[5:08:47]   That is odd.[5:08:48]   Yeah.[5:08:49]   Forbidden fruit?[5:08:50]   I was walking through a mall just the other day and I looked at the Apple store and I looked at the logo and I had that thought.[5:08:55]   I said, wait a second.[5:08:56]   No, no, no.[5:08:57]   Does that have some spiritual?[5:08:58]   Somebody chose that logo.[5:09:00]   Yeah.[5:09:01]   They chose that logo.[5:09:02]   It's subtle because you don't think of it right away.[5:09:04]   You should get that as a drop.[5:09:05]   Okay, I need a response from Apple.[5:09:07]   Hey, Tim.[5:09:09]   They're saying you're involved in some serious shit.[5:09:15]   Can Apple please respond?[5:09:16]   They never respond anymore.[5:09:18]   I want them out there like Eagle on.[5:09:20]   Fuck, this guy kills me.[5:09:22]   I love it.[5:09:23]   He's like, the kid's like, dad?[5:09:25]   Well, okay, so let's go back to Loab.[5:09:28]   What is this?[5:09:29]   I put the link to the images.[5:09:32]   Okay, so people are saying that there is this old hag.[5:09:37]   No, they're saying this particular woman is appearing in a lot of people's AI?[5:09:42]   I guess so.[5:09:43]   I don't know if that's like a slender man type story or if it's actually happening.[5:09:47]   So this is the woman they say.[5:09:49]   And what is the story?[5:09:50]   Can you find?[5:09:51]   Meet Loab, the AI art woman haunting the internet.[5:09:55]   I don't even like looking at this.[5:09:57]   You know, when AI first came out, we were seeing all these horrific pictures.[5:10:01]   And I was always wondering, why is it producing imagery such as this?[5:10:06]   Here, I found a video about Loab, if you want to watch that.[5:10:09]   Yes, I really do.[5:10:11]   This kind of stuff, I mean, I used to live for this type of stuff.[5:10:14]   This type of stuff, I think, is where we need to be focused on.[5:10:17]   Okay, Loab, Utah, of course.[5:10:22]   I said that before, I don't know if you heard me there.[5:10:25]   There we go, rock crawling.[5:10:27]   As you can see, her face is very...[5:10:30]   Rocky.[5:10:31]   Rocky.[5:10:32]   Okay, so this is a bad picture of Loab.[5:10:33]   I don't like this one that much.[5:10:34]   That one's not very scary.[5:10:35]   Not very scary.[5:10:36]   Could have picked a better cover photo.[5:10:37]   You know.[5:10:39]   That looks like Lady A after pulling out her tampon too fast.[5:10:42]   Okay, here.[5:10:44]   If, like me, you spend a fair bit of time on the internet,[5:10:48]   you've probably heard about Loab in the past few weeks.[5:10:52]   If you haven't, I'll fill you in on the condition that once you know who she is,[5:10:58]   you do not go looking for her.[5:11:00]   Okay, well, let's make, please, guys.[5:11:02]   I promise.[5:11:03]   I mean, I'm sending people to exorcism school, we're looking into Loab.[5:11:06]   This is very bad for my mojo.[5:11:10]   So I beg of you, when people ask this stuff, don't goof around with them.[5:11:15]   It's serious.[5:11:17]   It's like when I asked you to hate Aaron.[5:11:19]   It's serious.[5:11:20]   So let's respect this idea here.[5:11:23]   I like a video with a warning like that.[5:11:25]   It's Trump.[5:11:26]   I like a video with a warning like that where you're...[5:11:30]   You know, and I used to do this a lot.[5:11:32]   I like this to kind of speak.[5:11:33]   You know, sometimes in Instagram, I'll even say, beware.[5:11:36]   I beg of you.[5:11:37]   You must listen.[5:11:38]   I like that.[5:11:39]   Remember there used to be times in life where someone would go, I beg of you.[5:11:44]   You must listen.[5:11:45]   You must not go beyond this.[5:11:47]   And people would listen.[5:11:49]   There's none of that anymore.[5:11:51]   There's no beware.[5:11:53]   I like a beware type of lifestyle.[5:11:55]   So I honor this and I wish more videos would go, you know,[5:12:01]   that really makes me think, okay, this must not be your average little joke.[5:12:07]   If he's saying, don't look into this, please.[5:12:11]   I'd like a warning like that.[5:12:14]   That sets me scared.[5:12:16]   Okay, here we go.[5:12:17]   Just a few weeks.[5:12:19]   If you haven't, I'll fill you in on the condition that once you know who she is,[5:12:25]   you do not go looking for her.[5:12:28]   If you think you'll be tempted,[5:12:30]   if you're brave enough and stupid enough to do something that you've been warned against,[5:12:35]   please do me a favor and click away from this now.[5:12:39]   This is crazy.[5:12:40]   Don't keep listening.[5:12:43]   The story of Loa begins with a Twitter user who was asking an AI to create art.[5:12:48]   So if you're going to go try to find her, then he doesn't want anything to do with you?[5:12:53]   Is that what he's saying?[5:12:55]   Why do we need to click away from the video?[5:12:57]   Why can't I leave this playing while I look for her?[5:13:01]   You're not explaining this properly.[5:13:02]   You're just so mad at me that I didn't listen.[5:13:04]   Don't even give me the satisfaction of a view if you're going to plan on going to find her.[5:13:10]   Why are you even telling us about her then?[5:13:12]   I know.[5:13:13]   I mean, what do you expect?[5:13:15]   It's a pretty common thing to do now, just for fun, or as an inspiration for an art prompt.[5:13:21]   I am a digital artist myself,[5:13:24]   and I often use AI to create weird, creepy, or otherwise out there images to base my painting off.[5:13:32]   Anyway, this particular Twitter user, who goes by the username JoshVentine,[5:13:38]   decided to ask the AI to create art that was the exact opposite of Marlon Brando.[5:13:44]   It's pretty easy to ask an AI to create the opposite of something.[5:13:49]   If you know how, you type in a negative prompt,[5:13:53]   and the AI creates art that it determines to be the opposite of whatever your prompt was.[5:14:01]   In this case, SuperCompsit asked for the polar opposite of Marlon Brando,[5:14:06]   and they got a picture that contained the seemingly random phrase,[5:14:10]   and Digita P-N-T-I-C-S.[5:14:15]   The user copied the phrase, plugged it into the AI generator as another negative prompt,[5:14:22]   and waited to see what would happen.[5:14:24]   So basically what Michael Noll said, wait quicker.[5:14:26]   What happened, to the user's surprise, was a digital painting of a woman.[5:14:32]   She seemed to have bloody cheeks and a thousand-yard stare.[5:14:38]   Random text in the image spelled out LOAB.[5:14:43]   This is how LOAB was given her name.[5:14:47]   SuperCompsit again and again submitted the same prompt into the AI.[5:14:52]   I'm just staring at this LOAB.[5:14:53]   Again and again.[5:14:54]   Scaring the hell out of me.[5:14:55]   The AI produced different pictures of the same woman.[5:14:59]   The resulting art from a nonsense phrase prompt should have been random,[5:15:04]   but instead LOAB appeared, time after time.[5:15:10]   I spent a lot of time trawling through Twitter,[5:15:13]   so I watched a lot of these updates as they happened.[5:15:16]   I'll admit, I was intrigued.[5:15:19]   I love the creepy in my carb, and these pictures of LOAB drew me right in.[5:15:25]   Okay, so she just appeared, I think that's the whole story,[5:15:27]   because I've read about it before.[5:15:29]   What's that?[5:15:30]   She just appeared in these AI pics.[5:15:33]   And she's out there.[5:15:34]   Okay.[5:15:35]   Very scary.[5:15:36]   Should we search for her?[5:15:39]   No, we can't do that, right?[5:15:40]   Are we too scared to do that?[5:15:42]   I'm searching for her for sure.[5:15:44]   You're going to search for her.[5:15:45]   Are you sure you want to do this?[5:15:48]   Now, do I get affected if you search for her?[5:15:50]   I challenge LOAB.[5:15:51]   How about $500, exorcism school, but you got to get in to enter this,[5:15:57]   we send you to exorcism school, you got to find LOAB.[5:16:01]   Show us what you found.[5:16:02]   How about that?[5:16:03]   That's your first task.[5:16:05]   You should show one more clip of this Michael Knowles guy that I just remembered.[5:16:08]   That's really good.[5:16:09]   And that can be the last one.[5:16:10]   I can do something else.[5:16:11]   Okay.[5:16:12]   Let me see.[5:16:13]   Sit here.[5:16:14]   Oh, that's that.[5:16:15]   LOAB.[5:16:16]   She's not that scary.[5:16:17]   That guy used the worst, when I first saw LOAB.[5:16:20]   I know he used the worst.[5:16:21]   That guy sucked.[5:16:22]   That video we just watched, he put the worst corny pictures of LOAB.[5:16:27]   He could have made this way scarier by showing better imagery.[5:16:30]   Once he was showing that keyboard pic for like five minutes.[5:16:33]   I know, it was just this.[5:16:34]   I was like, this video sucks.[5:16:36]   I know.[5:16:37]   That's really lazy.[5:16:38]   You know who he should have got help from?[5:16:40]   A little guy named Beige Frequency.[5:16:43]   Could have drawn LOAB.[5:16:45]   I find it very interesting that comedians are doing what they're doing today.[5:16:49]   Okay.[5:16:50]   What's the time code?[5:16:51]   I'm thinking go to 5750.[5:16:52]   Fuck, there's so many good ones, but I think this is the best.[5:16:55]   Okay.[5:16:56]   Let's see what this is.[5:16:57]   I could watch this guy all day.[5:16:58]   5750.[5:16:59]   Here we are.[5:17:00]   We're all just bags of chemicals.[5:17:01]   Why would people engage in satanic ritual abuse?[5:17:03]   And what even is that?[5:17:05]   Okay.[5:17:06]   So satanic ritual abuse is when usually it's a family member, like a parent or a grandparent.[5:17:12]   It's not the parent, but a relative who takes the child and performs a ritual abuse, like[5:17:19]   a rape on a baby, which involves blood.[5:17:22]   And they consecrate the child to the devil.[5:17:24]   Why would you do that?[5:17:26]   Because it gives them great power.[5:17:27]   Wow.[5:17:28]   The devil asks for payment.[5:17:30]   What are you going to give me?[5:17:31]   I want one of the kids.[5:17:33]   And so they do.[5:17:34]   And they don't have to actually murder them, although sometimes there are SRA victims who[5:17:39]   are killed.[5:17:41]   Halloween is the number one time of year for the most human sacrifice to the devil on the planet.[5:17:48]   People go, that's ridiculous.[5:17:49]   Halloween is just about candy.[5:17:51]   It's not.[5:17:52]   In fact, in New York City.[5:17:53]   I love that.[5:17:54]   That's enough for me.[5:17:55]   A lot of people think Halloween is just about candy.[5:17:58]   It's not.[5:18:00]   Cool.[5:18:02]   I mean, that's a great soundbite.[5:18:05]   The most.[5:18:06]   And by the way, I don't think it's just about candy.[5:18:08]   It's also about the costumes.[5:18:09]   Human sacrifice to the devil on the planet.[5:18:12]   People go, that's ridiculous.[5:18:13]   Halloween is just about candy.[5:18:15]   It's not.[5:18:16]   In fact, in New York City, Father Lebar was telling me that it's the number one week leading up to Halloween where the most homeless go missing.[5:18:26]   There's these unmarked vans that come around and offer to take them to shelters and get meals for them.[5:18:31]   Wait, wait, wait.[5:18:32]   This is an unbelievable story.[5:18:33]   I call for all your Halloween.[5:18:37]   He's saying that a week before Halloween, homeless people go missing all over the city.[5:18:43]   And now he's telling a story about how unmarked vans come and get them.[5:18:47]   How do you know about all this crime?[5:18:49]   You should go to a city council meeting.[5:18:50]   Michael Knowles is like, this is a lot of information and I work at a news station.[5:18:54]   You should go to a city council meeting and be like, I've got a great idea to solve the homeless problem.[5:19:01]   We hold Halloween every month.[5:19:04]   And then play this.[5:19:05]   Yes.[5:19:06]   Statistics show that a week before Halloween, most of the city's bums go missing.[5:19:11]   What if we had Halloween every month?[5:19:15]   I think it would be a big hit to clean up the streets.[5:19:17]   It's either that or give everybody a Flying V electric guitar.[5:19:23]   Every bum, I mean.[5:19:25]   If they want to be a bum, they have to be holding a Flying V electric guitar.[5:19:29]   And if they're caught not holding it, they get arrested.[5:19:32]   But if they're holding it.[5:19:34]   They look pretty cool.[5:19:35]   They can go anywhere they want.[5:19:37]   Okay.[5:19:38]   They put down that guitar, immediately arrested.[5:19:41]   This will solve the homeless problem because if they're all walking around with guitars, you'll just think it's a band member.[5:19:53]   Instead of a bum.[5:19:55]   And everybody is okay with some guy in a band just walking to his gig.[5:20:02]   But you put that instrument down again.[5:20:04]   Get out![5:20:06]   Alright, listen to this.[5:20:08]   There's these unmarked vans that come around and offer to take them to shelters and get meals for them.[5:20:12]   And they just bind them and they keep them and they satanically sacrifice them on Halloween.[5:20:19]   He's saying that every... This happens in New York City.[5:20:22]   I talked to the mayor.[5:20:23]   This is what he's saying.[5:20:25]   Ten days before Halloween, they round up all the bums.[5:20:28]   They take them, they sacrifice them for the devil.[5:20:32]   Problem![5:20:34]   You know?[5:20:35]   They satanically sacrifice them on Halloween.[5:20:40]   Who does this?[5:20:42]   These are people in a cult.[5:20:44]   Oh.[5:20:45]   You know?[5:20:46]   Yeah, you know.[5:20:48]   They keep hidden.[5:20:50]   I mean, obviously, if they were mainstream, that would be a bigger problem.[5:20:53]   But if that day comes, you know, I'm going underground.[5:20:56]   But they're out there.[5:20:58]   Oh.[5:21:00]   You know, when I went off to exorcism training in Rome,[5:21:04]   these are seasoned exorcists that have been doing this for 20, 30 years that come in to teach what they've learned and what they've experienced.[5:21:11]   One of the most interesting things was a case of a doctor, medical doctor, in Rome who was invited to go to a party.[5:21:19]   And they said, you know, there's a way you can triple your income like that.[5:21:22]   Just come to this party.[5:21:23]   Oh, this is scary.[5:21:24]   He's like, okay.[5:21:25]   Goes.[5:21:26]   Very normal party.[5:21:27]   Very, you know, bougie, high end.[5:21:29]   Drinks are flowing.[5:21:31]   Heavy hors d'oeuvres.[5:21:32]   Beautiful setting.[5:21:33]   And then all of a sudden all these people come out with the black robes and hoods.[5:21:39]   And this weird ritual begins.[5:21:42]   There was something done to a child, but it wasn't murdered.[5:21:46]   But it was foul.[5:21:48]   And he was a bit horrified.[5:21:51]   And then they came over to him and said, we understand that you're interested in increasing your income.[5:21:57]   And he goes, well, I don't know about any of this.[5:22:00]   I just wanted a like a get ready.[5:22:02]   They were like, you know, like, yeah.[5:22:04]   He's like, well, we're not going to ask you to do that.[5:22:06]   Well, you can just give us one of your children.[5:22:08]   He goes, give me one of my children.[5:22:10]   They go just spiritually, not physically.[5:22:12]   And so he says, well, then you can have my daughter.[5:22:15]   I don't know.[5:22:17]   I don't know.[5:22:18]   You look at me like that because I have the same mentality.[5:22:20]   Who would do this?[5:22:21]   But for some reason, he just had the influence over that he would do it.[5:22:25]   Within 24 hours.[5:22:27]   That clears up that hole in the story.[5:22:30]   I know.[5:22:31]   You're like, who would do this?[5:22:32]   He did.[5:22:35]   So.[5:22:36]   The daughter starts having nightmares, then night terrors, then she's suicidal.[5:22:41]   And the father knows what's going on.[5:22:43]   So he finally tells the wife.[5:22:45]   And the wife is, you know, as you can imagine, she's through the roof.[5:22:48]   So she calls the bishop, gets the exorcist involved.[5:22:51]   The exorcist says, this is a high priority.[5:22:53]   Again, all these people have a direct line of the bishop.[5:22:56]   That's like the last guy.[5:22:57]   I wouldn't even know that you called the bishop to get the exorcist.[5:23:01]   By the way, I mean, that seems a little inappropriate to be doing.[5:23:07]   So the church has got, they're really doing this.[5:23:10]   This is what that bishop's up to mostly.[5:23:13]   Taking house calls, connecting people to exorcists.[5:23:17]   Do you hear what this story is about?[5:23:19]   Saying some guy signed his jotter over to the devil.[5:23:22]   She started getting sick.[5:23:24]   He tells his wife, he goes, I made a big boo boo this time.[5:23:28]   You're not going to like this.[5:23:29]   Oh, Peter.[5:23:32]   And then, you know, so now they call the bishop.[5:23:36]   Okay, let's see how this one was cured.[5:23:38]   Group running around Rome.[5:23:40]   This is not the first case we've heard of.[5:23:42]   They call the police.[5:23:44]   So we can do the exorcism of your daughter, but then you have to leave Rome.[5:23:49]   Oh, this makes no sense.[5:23:51]   So this is so weird.[5:23:52]   Okay.[5:23:53]   There's a man in Rome.[5:23:54]   He goes to a very wealthy party where they're all dressed in black cloaks.[5:23:58]   And one of the guys says to him, I can give you rich if you sign over your daughter's shoulder to us.[5:24:03]   And he goes, I don't know about that.[5:24:05]   Okay, fine.[5:24:06]   And then he does it.[5:24:07]   His daughter gets very sick.[5:24:10]   They call the bishop and the bishop says, we're going to do an exorcism on your daughter, but you have to leave town or else the guys in the black cloaks will come get you.[5:24:21]   Listen to this.[5:24:22]   Gets the exorcist involved.[5:24:24]   The exorcist says, this is a high powered group running around Rome.[5:24:28]   This is not the first case we've heard of, but they're not going to let you out.[5:24:32]   So we can do the exorcism of your daughter, but then you have to leave Rome.[5:24:37]   And he packed up and moved to south Italy because he was frightened from these people when he saw what they did.[5:24:45]   So Italy and Rome is the same shit.[5:24:48]   You're going to be trust me.[5:24:51]   They could do all that shit in Italy.[5:24:53]   What happened?[5:24:54]   It's even worse.[5:24:55]   What happened to the daughter?[5:24:56]   Did he do the exorcism and then pack up?[5:24:58]   Yeah, let's figure this out.[5:25:00]   Let's hear because he was frightened from these people when he saw what they did.[5:25:05]   So you don't have to believe it, but that doesn't mean it's not real.[5:25:10]   Right.[5:25:11]   And when, when you see these sorts of symbols.[5:25:14]   Okay.[5:25:15]   So yeah, I guess that doesn't really make any sense.[5:25:18]   He never did the daughter.[5:25:19]   He never said what happened to the daughter.[5:25:21]   Was she freed?[5:25:22]   But then the guys are going to go after the guy.[5:25:24]   Why didn't the guys have any involvement in the daughter?[5:25:29]   Why would any, why didn't they just kidnap the daughter?[5:25:33]   You know?[5:25:34]   Well, it was Halloween.[5:25:35]   Or follow the guy to Italy if they're so powerful.[5:25:37]   They had a lot of possessions to do.[5:25:40]   We're in Rome.[5:25:41]   That's like 20 minutes.[5:25:43]   That's too far.[5:25:45]   Believe me, if that shit happened to me, I wouldn't be going,[5:25:48]   I'm just going to go next door to Italy here.[5:25:50]   And it's this same trip.[5:25:53]   People, you ever seen someone's Instagram photos?[5:25:55]   You're in Italy here.[5:25:56]   Then the next day, here's Rome, Italy, Rome, Greece.[5:26:00]   It's all the same fucking place.[5:26:02]   Not far apart at all.[5:26:03]   Not far apart at all.[5:26:04]   Not far enough.[5:26:05]   If those guys in the cloaks were chasing me.[5:26:07]   So, okay.[5:26:08]   There it is.[5:26:09]   Michael Knowles and the priests.[5:26:10]   He also later on says that doing yoga invites demons in.[5:26:13]   So that might be an explanation for why.[5:26:15]   I've been doing Ari teaches yoga.[5:26:18]   You know, Ari Shafir.[5:26:19]   He's got this yoga program on YouTube.[5:26:21]   I've been doing that and following.[5:26:22]   He's a great yogi.[5:26:23]   You know who Ari reminds me of?[5:26:25]   Laird from girls.[5:26:28]   So true.[5:26:30]   That Ari Shafir.[5:26:31]   Okay.[5:26:32]   I've got two back-to-back bangers for you.[5:26:34]   Mark Normand and Impulsive.[5:26:36]   Both amazing.[5:26:38]   Great, great, great.[5:26:39]   Let's do Mark Norman really quick.[5:26:40]   This is very petty and very little, little, but.[5:26:43]   This is big to me.[5:26:44]   This is big to us.[5:26:47]   Mark Norman has got a problem.[5:26:50]   I don't know if you guys have picked up on this.[5:26:52]   He's very childish.[5:26:55]   Mark Normand is like a little bratty autistic kid.[5:27:00]   And I'm sick of him.[5:27:02]   You hear that Mark?[5:27:03]   I caught.[5:27:05]   We caught Mark Norman being rude and weird on Bert Kreischer's something's burning.[5:27:13]   Something's burning.[5:27:15]   What's that?[5:27:16]   It's Bert's pants.[5:27:18]   Something's burning.[5:27:20]   I love this cooking show.[5:27:22]   It used to be much better.[5:27:23]   It's been very bad lately.[5:27:25]   Oh, wait.[5:27:26]   I'm so sorry.[5:27:27]   I just really didn't want to forget to see this Michael Knowles gay porn.[5:27:29]   Oh yeah, we got it.[5:27:30]   Let's do that.[5:27:31]   Let's do that.[5:27:32]   And then.[5:27:33]   I told them to remind me.[5:27:34]   Yeah, yeah, yeah.[5:27:35]   Thank you.[5:27:36]   Michael Knowles was in a gay porn.[5:27:37]   You sure this is an AI art from Loba?[5:27:39]   This is my first time seeing it.[5:27:41]   We'll view it together for the first time.[5:27:43]   If this is true, he needs to be fired from Daily Wire.[5:27:46]   So apparently Michael Knowles did a gay sex scene in a student film when he was in college.[5:27:51]   But how can you trust any video now?[5:27:54]   We just learned about AI.[5:27:55]   That's why he's trying to make AI.[5:27:58]   Saying it's the devil.[5:27:59]   Okay.[5:28:00]   There's Knowles.[5:28:01]   This looks real.[5:28:02]   And everyone's claiming it's real.[5:28:04]   Knowles has not denied this, but you could nowadays.[5:28:07]   And you'd have enough people, even if it's not true, you could just lie through your teeth now.[5:28:11]   That's what's so great about today's day and age.[5:28:13]   You get caught doing anything.[5:28:14]   You go, ah, yeah, that was AI.[5:28:16]   And most people go, oh, yeah, I got a whole life to live.[5:28:19]   Got to go.[5:28:20]   And they'll move on and they'll just think it was AI.[5:28:22]   They don't have time to look into it.[5:28:25]   And there's so much disinformation out there and people fighting that you could just be like, oh, those guys are trying to get me in trouble.[5:28:30]   That's AI.[5:28:31]   I mean, that's my excuse for the next.[5:28:33]   I can't.[5:28:34]   I'm excited for AI.[5:28:35]   I'm excited for AI.[5:28:36]   We want the more AI in the mirror.[5:28:38]   Let's confuse this.[5:28:39]   Then my DuckTales song was just, that's AI.[5:28:41]   Yes.[5:28:42]   Your Honor.[5:28:43]   Okay, here we go.[5:28:44]   Let's see.[5:28:45]   Michael Knowles gay sex.[5:28:46]   Is there nudity in this?[5:28:47]   I haven't seen it.[5:28:48]   It's crudity.[5:28:49]   Robin Trench.[5:28:50]   It's like I call it.[5:28:51]   Ludity.[5:28:52]   I want to see it.[5:28:54]   The reality is, you know, my family just literally made this, uh, like they made that Pokemon QT sender though AI.[5:28:57]   Ah he's just trying to get back at him.[5:28:59]   Okay.[5:29:00]   Let's see.[5:29:01]   I love it.[5:29:03]   So he's walking into, uh, the Exorcist.[5:29:07]   And there's Michael Knowles.[5:29:09]   Gonna vom?[5:29:11]   No.[5:29:17]   You afraid to go inside?[5:29:19]   Ooh.[5:29:20]   Guys.[5:29:22]   Guys, this is so gay.[5:29:26]   Ooh, two creepy little gays on their own at night.[5:29:30]   I don't want to know, bro.[5:29:32]   So this movie starts out, this scene starts out,[5:29:34]   if two guys going into what looks like fucking Hogwarts[5:29:39]   and Michael Knowles is being so creepy.[5:29:40]   There's this nerd who looks like Steeltoe[5:29:43]   trying to get in the door.[5:29:44]   He's wearing this red hoodie and Michael knows like,[5:29:46]   hey, want to go inside?[5:29:50]   Or something like that.[5:29:51]   And I just heard it.[5:29:51]   Buddy, are you scared?[5:29:53]   Yeah, let's see that that behavior of his is really,[5:29:58]   like this is a gay scene to me as is.[5:30:01]   What I saw now is a gay sex scene.[5:30:04]   I think that's what it is.[5:30:06]   But I'm saying, even if they don't have gay sex,[5:30:08]   just him talking to that man like that[5:30:10]   is enough gay for me.[5:30:12]   That's how it starts.[5:30:13]   So here he is and look at Michael Knowles,[5:30:14]   he's got a very gay looking head in this film.[5:30:21]   You afraid to go inside?[5:30:24]   It's not that.[5:30:26]   I can leave.[5:30:30]   No, no.[5:30:32]   Oh my God.[5:30:34]   So they did a quick cut of a kish, a throw,[5:30:37]   and now they've landed in bed.[5:30:40]   It's shot beautifully.[5:30:43]   So let's see that.[5:30:44]   I hope that's not the gay sex scene.[5:30:49]   That's a gay sex scene to me.[5:30:51]   Okay, there's Michael Knowles looking nice.[5:30:52]   He's got a nice body.[5:30:55]   Looks like Brian Barris from Reckless Media.[5:30:58]   Thanks.[5:30:59]   Have you not done it with me?[5:31:01]   Why don't we get into that?[5:31:02]   Oh yeah, sure, sure.[5:31:05]   Damn, Michael looks good as a gay guy.[5:31:08]   He's gay.[5:31:09]   Can I get a towel?[5:31:11]   Dude, a wipe up mail come from the sex.[5:31:15]   It's gross enough if a girl's in the room.[5:31:17]   So, okay, I thought it was gonna be,[5:31:21]   he actually has gay sex, but that was just-[5:31:23]   Well, I mean, that would be pretty funny.[5:31:25]   Assumed gay sex.[5:31:27]   It's pretty gay.[5:31:28]   Now you can get away with that as an actor.[5:31:31]   I wouldn't call that a gay sex scene.[5:31:33]   I think that's cheating.[5:31:35]   You've done that millions of times.[5:31:36]   Oh yeah, well, I mean, not me.[5:31:38]   No, I would consider that.[5:31:41]   I'll tell you this.[5:31:42]   To me, that's still as sick as it gets,[5:31:44]   but he could get out of this is all I'm saying.[5:31:47]   You know, this doesn't end.[5:31:48]   He looks happy.[5:31:50]   This doesn't end him, but it should, you know?[5:31:53]   Even to the Exorcist, in another part of the episode,[5:31:56]   he was like, I had like 10 years of,[5:31:59]   he was talking about how he used to be debaucherous and-[5:32:02]   Yeah, yeah, yeah.[5:32:03]   So he could, well, that's fine.[5:32:05]   Yeah, it's like how Josh Denny had 10 abortions,[5:32:08]   but now he's changed so that none of the past matters.[5:32:12]   So Michael Knowles could use the same excuse where he goes,[5:32:14]   yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about.[5:32:16]   And that's why I've ditched that lifestyle for a better one.[5:32:20]   This is what I'm teaching.[5:32:20]   And then he's a hero.[5:32:22]   Because if he could leave this lifestyle behind,[5:32:24]   then you must too.[5:32:26]   I'm turned on by him now.[5:32:28]   Whoa![5:32:32]   I want him to look over at me like that.[5:32:35]   This makes me think of Beyonce Knowles as a bad guy now.[5:32:40]   They could be related.[5:32:41]   Okay, yeah, Mark Norman.[5:32:44]   Something's Burning.[5:32:45]   And this Something's Burning, you know, it's a good show.[5:32:48]   Everybody on this show is such a crappy guest.[5:32:51]   They're so terrible.[5:32:53]   They're really bad guests.[5:32:54]   And this was about the worst showing of these guys.[5:32:56]   You had Shane Gillis, Big Jay Oakerson, Brad,[5:33:04]   and Mark Norman.[5:33:06]   And they're all getting IVs.[5:33:07]   Guess what?[5:33:08]   They're hung over.[5:33:09]   You know, I don't know why we're seeing so much of this.[5:33:11]   I've tuned into so many podcasts where the host comes on[5:33:14]   and he goes, so hung over.[5:33:16]   This show's gonna suck.[5:33:18]   Oh, great.[5:33:20]   How wonderful for the fans.[5:33:22]   I imagine if I came on this show and I'm like,[5:33:24]   so hung over, I might have to call it early tonight.[5:33:28]   What kind of show is that?[5:33:29]   So I don't know why people are doing this.[5:33:31]   I just listened to a Red Scare where Dasha[5:33:34]   and Ana were hung over.[5:33:37]   These guys were hung over and the attitudes are not good.[5:33:40]   You know, I'll say this too.[5:33:41]   Shane Gillis is a little kid too.[5:33:45]   He acts like a little kid.[5:33:47]   And you'll see that here.[5:33:48]   You'll see a little of this.[5:33:49]   And Mark Norman acts like a real little kid.[5:33:52]   And Burt is trying his heart out here.[5:33:55]   And these bums treat him like shit.[5:33:58]   Let's start with the opening and see what happens.[5:34:00]   Something's burning.[5:34:01]   Should I make five Bloody Marys?[5:34:03]   Might as well, we'll drink it.[5:34:04]   Should I make five Bloody Marys?[5:34:05]   I'll take one.[5:34:07]   Yeah.[5:34:08]   Should I make five Bloody Marys?[5:34:10]   Hey, Big Jay.[5:34:11]   Oh, I'm a Bloody Mary?[5:34:12]   Hey.[5:34:13]   Oh.[5:34:14]   Big Jay Oakerson, everybody.[5:34:16]   We're missing some jean shorts.[5:34:18]   Look at him.[5:34:19]   Okay, so they're outside today.[5:34:22]   We're being shot super soft and we're outside.[5:34:25]   This looks like Chris DeStefano film work here today.[5:34:31]   That's how they film at super soft.[5:34:33]   And Big Jay comes up.[5:34:35]   They're all sitting around this table.[5:34:36]   Burt's back there on the Blackstone.[5:34:40]   I bought a Blackstone once in Chicago.[5:34:42]   It turned to rust in weeks[5:34:44]   because I just left it out in the rain.[5:34:47]   I think I used it once.[5:34:48]   I made a smash burger on it once[5:34:49]   and then left it to rust in the rain.[5:34:53]   But it was pretty nice.[5:34:55]   It's a little too windy to operate[5:34:57]   but they've made vast improvements to the Blackstone grill.[5:35:01]   I actually subscribe to their YouTube channel[5:35:02]   and I watch for their product updates[5:35:05]   and I'll never buy one of their junkie,[5:35:07]   plasticky Blackstones ever.[5:35:10]   So Burt's making everybody a nice breakfast[5:35:14]   hungover breakfast, outdoors, beautiful scene.[5:35:17]   Let's see what happens.[5:35:18]   Hey, something's burning, something's burning.[5:35:22]   Yeah.[5:35:23]   Something's burning.[5:35:25]   It's Burt's pants.[5:35:26]   How do you start drinking?[5:35:27]   Great idea, go for it.[5:35:29]   Now I don't like this.[5:35:32]   And you've seen comics do this.[5:35:33]   Ross, they've got a nurse here[5:35:37]   and the nurse is going around giving them all IVs.[5:35:43]   Have you heard the rich talk about this?[5:35:44]   Logan Paul and Big Mike do this.[5:35:47]   And then they brag about it.[5:35:49]   Yeah, we all got IVs.[5:35:51]   We need IVs, we're so hungover, we need IVs.[5:35:53]   I don't like that idea[5:35:55]   that you're making a nurse come down[5:35:58]   and give you boys IVs[5:36:01]   so you can sit there and eat breakfast.[5:36:03]   And by the way, these IVs didn't work[5:36:05]   because you all sat there silent and grumpy the whole time.[5:36:09]   So what good?[5:36:10]   You're stabbing yourself with a fucking needle.[5:36:13]   To me, an IV isn't a joke.[5:36:14]   When I was in the hospital, I had an IV.[5:36:16]   I'm not gonna joke around and play IV during the real.[5:36:20]   It's very, what do they call it?[5:36:22]   Offensive.[5:36:23]   It's triggering.[5:36:23]   To people in the hospital.[5:36:25]   I actually have an IV here that I was gonna hook up,[5:36:28]   but I'm too scared.[5:36:30]   So there they are, they're doing the IVs.[5:36:32]   I just don't, I'm not into this IV thing.[5:36:35]   And you know what?[5:36:36]   Has anyone ever gotten this IV?[5:36:38]   You're into operation IVs.[5:36:40]   Sam, sisam, Sam, sisam.[5:36:49]   The thing about the IV,[5:36:51]   it's not that they're getting it.[5:36:52]   Maybe that is nice, but I feel like they get it.[5:36:55]   It's like an Instagram moment.[5:36:56]   It's like going on a private jet to them.[5:36:57]   They wanna show everybody.[5:36:58]   Yes, I mean, it would be like getting your nails done[5:37:00]   on a podcast.[5:37:01]   It's like ridiculous.[5:37:03]   If a girl got their nails done,[5:37:05]   you'd be like, what is she doing?[5:37:07]   And here is little fucking bitchy Mark Norman.[5:37:10]   I mean, he is just a little bitchy, little baby spoiled brat.[5:37:15]   He's like Gigi Hadid.[5:37:17]   All right, let's see what these guys do.[5:37:18]   And this guy, does anyone know him?[5:37:21]   We're calling him Brad today.[5:37:23]   Cause he's just one guy we don't know.[5:37:24]   And he doesn't seem like a comic[5:37:26]   cause he's very, very stupid.[5:37:28]   Stupider than the rest.[5:37:29]   Listen to this.[5:37:30]   Let's start drinking.[5:37:32]   Great idea, go for it.[5:37:34]   I want you guys to know that I care about you[5:37:38]   each deeply and I hope you're having a good time.[5:37:41]   Thanks buddy.[5:37:42]   It's gonna be a fucking fun day.[5:37:45]   Last show, we're almost done.[5:37:47]   What is your size, you guys are?[5:37:49]   We're a band.[5:37:50]   Me and Bert live in LA.[5:37:50]   Oh cool.[5:37:51]   We're called the fatties.[5:37:52]   We two guys live in New York.[5:37:53]   Oh wow.[5:37:54]   You've heard of the fat boys?[5:37:55]   We're the fat men.[5:37:56]   So honored to be in your presence.[5:37:58]   We rolling?[5:37:59]   Oh, hey guys.[5:38:00]   Brand new episode of Something's Burning.[5:38:01]   It's a Super Bowl edition.[5:38:02]   Although you're not watching in the Super Bowl.[5:38:04]   You already know that the Eagles won.[5:38:05]   I'm here with Mark Norman, Dave Williamson, Shane Gillis.[5:38:08]   We are at the Mullet Arena.[5:38:10]   We did four shows.[5:38:11]   It has been a fucking blast.[5:38:13]   We have met.[5:38:14]   Who have we met, Shane?[5:38:17]   Christian McCaffrey was a pretty cool one.[5:38:18]   Pretty fucking cool.[5:38:19]   My dad geeked out after him.[5:38:21]   That thing doesn't need a sound effect.[5:38:23]   Yeah, the sound is very Barstool type production[5:38:27]   going on here today where everything's crazy.[5:38:29]   We can see, if we're curious in their name,[5:38:32]   we can look down.[5:38:34]   So yeah, they're all kind of tired here.[5:38:36]   What's our first time code?[5:38:38]   Let's go to...[5:38:40]   No, okay, 1335.[5:38:42]   Okay, 1335.[5:38:43]   This is where it all begins.[5:38:44]   This is where it begins.[5:38:45]   So Bert is making everybody hash browns with cheese.[5:38:50]   He's making them eggs.[5:38:52]   And what else is...[5:38:53]   Oh, and Omaha Steaks filets, frozen.[5:38:56]   Straight from frozen, okay?[5:38:59]   So it looks pretty good.[5:39:00]   The boys are hungry.[5:39:01]   They want to eat.[5:39:02]   What's that first time code?[5:39:03]   13...[5:39:04]   1335.[5:39:04]   1335.[5:39:05]   Let's see what happens here.[5:39:06]   And this is going to start our little story[5:39:07]   about Mark Norman being a little immature or something.[5:39:12]   Let's figure it out together.[5:39:16]   Yeah.[5:39:18]   Hash browns.[5:39:20]   Mm, my favorite.[5:39:21]   Smothered, covered, peppered, chunked.[5:39:28]   Chunked has ham in it.[5:39:30]   Are you guys familiar with Waffle House?[5:39:32]   Yes.[5:39:33]   Okay, so what do you guys like in your hash browns?[5:39:35]   Cheese, everyone?[5:39:37]   Nah, not in the house.[5:39:38]   Okay, pay attention to this.[5:39:41]   Today's word of the day is cheese.[5:39:47]   My enemy.[5:39:48]   Remember I heard about that cheese.[5:39:51]   Heard for many of you over the week[5:39:53]   about if you could eat cheese or not, like me.[5:39:57]   A lot of you aren't like me and never will be.[5:40:01]   But focus on the cheese.[5:40:03]   So let's listen to Mark.[5:40:05]   This is about Mark and cheese today, okay?[5:40:09]   This is very, very, very stupid.[5:40:15]   But it means a lot to us, okay?[5:40:17]   So follow along here.[5:40:18]   Peppered, peppered, chunked.[5:40:24]   Chunked has ham in it.[5:40:25]   Are you guys familiar with Waffle House?[5:40:27]   Yes.[5:40:28]   Okay, so what do you guys like in your hash browns?[5:40:30]   Cheese, everyone?[5:40:32]   Nah, not in the hash brown.[5:40:34]   Everything.[5:40:35]   In the eggs, yeah.[5:40:36]   I thought Waffle House would just make WorldStarHipHop.[5:40:37]   Nah, not in the hash brown.[5:40:39]   In the eggs, maybe.[5:40:41]   Okay, he wants cheese in the eggs, not in the hash browns.[5:40:46]   Let's remember that, okay?[5:40:47]   Is there any more of this or are we skipping ahead here?[5:40:49]   I think that was it.[5:40:50]   Okay.[5:40:51]   I think now we can go to 35, 25.[5:40:53]   35, 25, okay.[5:40:56]   So we're skipping ahead here quite a bit.[5:40:58]   35, 25.[5:41:00]   Let's get there.[5:41:01]   Here we are.[5:41:02]   Put the oil on before it, yeah.[5:41:04]   But then to clean it, they put the vinegar on.[5:41:06]   Ah.[5:41:07]   Watch Mark Norman.[5:41:09]   He's doing the hash browns.[5:41:11]   Fuck it.[5:41:12]   Booyah, bitches.[5:41:13]   He's taking out the cheese.[5:41:15]   You want us to peel the cheese for you?[5:41:16]   Yeah, would ya?[5:41:16]   Gotcha.[5:41:17]   So he's putting on a nice layer of heft cheese.[5:41:20]   Shredded cheese over the hash browns.[5:41:22]   I just don't want it on the hash.[5:41:23]   I want it on the eggs.[5:41:24]   All right, here, oh.[5:41:26]   I heard Mark and cheese.[5:41:27]   So what happened here?[5:41:28]   Mark, do you want cheese?[5:41:30]   Let's hear that again.[5:41:31]   Cheese.[5:41:32]   Love cheese.[5:41:33]   I just don't want it on the hash.[5:41:34]   I want it on the eggs.[5:41:35]   All right.[5:41:36]   Yeah.[5:41:37]   I just don't want it on the hash.[5:41:38]   I want it on the eggs.[5:41:39]   He loves cheese, though.[5:41:41]   So he does want the cheese involved in his breakfast, okay?[5:41:45]   So we're all clear on that.[5:41:46]   All right, what's our next time code?[5:41:48]   44 minutes.[5:41:49]   44 minutes.[5:41:50]   Let's see what happens here.[5:41:53]   44, remember, he really wants that cheese on the eggs.[5:41:56]   Okay.[5:41:57]   Out on the hash browns.[5:41:58]   Out on the hash browns.[5:41:59]   Yes, on the eggs.[5:42:00]   All from the toaster.[5:42:02]   We almost killed the whole crew last night.[5:42:04]   Yeah, well, we would be fine.[5:42:07]   We had it under control.[5:42:09]   How'd you react when the smoke alarm went off?[5:42:10]   This is me, right?[5:42:12]   Burt's dishing out the hash browns.[5:42:13]   He's taking their plates,[5:42:14]   putting the hash browns on them, right?[5:42:17]   Where he's putting the eggs on, right?[5:42:20]   Yep.[5:42:21]   Okay, listen to this.[5:42:23]   I had to go over and hit the button.[5:42:24]   He got it.[5:42:26]   He's passing out their plates.[5:42:27]   Good night.[5:42:28]   He gives Mark his plate.[5:42:32]   You want no cheese?[5:42:35]   I like it on the eggs.[5:42:37]   So the other guy, Brad, or whoever this guy is,[5:42:39]   he sees Mark Norman's plate[5:42:41]   and the hash browns don't have cheese on them.[5:42:43]   And he goes, you're not having cheese?[5:42:45]   And he goes, yeah, I'm gonna get them on the eggs.[5:42:48]   Listen to this again.[5:42:52]   You played good night.[5:42:53]   Listen to this again.[5:42:54]   Great.[5:42:57]   You want no cheese?[5:42:59]   I like it on the eggs.[5:43:02]   Okay.[5:43:03]   You're not having cheese?[5:43:05]   I like it on the eggs.[5:43:06]   Got it.[5:43:07]   Okay, so this is a through line now.[5:43:08]   Okay, what's our next time code?[5:43:09]   Okay, we can get a 45, 15.[5:43:11]   45, 15.[5:43:13]   Here we are.[5:43:14]   See what happens next.[5:43:15]   Okay, so Mark's getting his plate here[5:43:18]   and I see hash browns.[5:43:20]   I see the steak.[5:43:23]   I'm not.[5:43:24]   Cut it out.[5:43:25]   Bert is now...[5:43:26]   Okay, so the hash browns are on the plate.[5:43:29]   The steak's on the plate and Bert's going around now[5:43:31]   and putting the eggs on everyone's plate.[5:43:33]   The sunny side up, fried eggs.[5:43:34]   Just another example that was like,[5:43:36]   remember when you'd go on a work trip?[5:43:39]   Remember Mark wanted cheese on the eggs.[5:43:42]   Remember when your dad got steaks for Christmas?[5:43:44]   It's gonna be a good Christmas.[5:43:48]   Mark takes his plate.[5:43:49]   Rake your tennis court in the side of your house.[5:43:52]   Bert hands Mark the eggs[5:43:55]   and Mark's looking at this plate here[5:43:57]   and he notices something.[5:44:00]   There's no cheese on the eggs.[5:44:02]   Maybe Bert didn't hear him.[5:44:05]   So Mark's a little concerned now[5:44:07]   because he didn't want cheese on the hash browns, you see,[5:44:11]   but he did want cheese on the eggs.[5:44:15]   Watch this.[5:44:16]   You know when you were hungry[5:44:17]   because you had to rake your tennis court[5:44:19]   in the side of your house on your eggs, Mark?[5:44:21]   It always tired me out.[5:44:22]   I was like, I could use a good ol' Mark.[5:44:24]   So then Bert remembers[5:44:26]   and goes, you want cheese on your eggs, Mark?[5:44:28]   And Mark goes, yes, please.[5:44:30]   Okay, watch.[5:44:31]   I'll stay right here.[5:44:32]   Where's the American cheese?[5:44:34]   Where's the American cheese?[5:44:36]   Bert's looking around now.[5:44:37]   Where's the American cheese?[5:44:41]   Ah, we're out.[5:44:42]   Hang on, hang on, Mark.[5:44:43]   I got one piece.[5:44:45]   There's only one piece.[5:44:46]   It's on the floor.[5:44:50]   So Mark knew this was gonna happen,[5:44:54]   but Bert has found a piece of cheese,[5:44:55]   but it was the one that fell on the floor.[5:44:57]   That's all that's left.[5:44:59]   Will Mark accept the floor cheese?[5:45:02]   Let's find out.[5:45:04]   Ah, we're out.[5:45:05]   Hang on, hang on, Mark.[5:45:07]   I got one piece.[5:45:08]   Oh.[5:45:11]   What do you want?[5:45:12]   You want some cheese?[5:45:12]   No, it's all right.[5:45:13]   It's all right.[5:45:15]   Ah.[5:45:17]   So what do you say, Mark?[5:45:18]   You want some cheese?[5:45:19]   Nah, nah, nah, that's fine.[5:45:23]   He's not gonna eat the cheese from the ground.[5:45:27]   Oh, ah.[5:45:29]   What do you want?[5:45:30]   You want some cheese?[5:45:31]   I got it, I got it, I got it.[5:45:32]   No, it's all right.[5:45:33]   It's all right.[5:45:33]   So he pulls his plate towards him.[5:45:36]   He's fucking pissed.[5:45:37]   Bert eats the cheese from the ground.[5:45:38]   There's some pepper over there.[5:45:40]   Doesn't give a fuck that Mark's-[5:45:41]   There we go.[5:45:43]   He's had it three times.[5:45:44]   Slamming things.[5:45:45]   See, now Mark's throwing the food.[5:45:46]   He's like, okay, here, here's the fucking salt.[5:45:49]   Cheese fucking sucks.[5:45:51]   Cheese with steak.[5:45:53]   How could I eat it without that?[5:45:55]   So Mark's a little fucking perturbed.[5:46:00]   And you can tell this has nothing to do with this.[5:46:02]   I don't even know if this is Mark.[5:46:03]   To honest to God, this doesn't look like him at all.[5:46:08]   Here's big Jay looking at his food.[5:46:11]   He's got cheese.[5:46:13]   He doesn't like cheese at all.[5:46:17]   So he's very concerned.[5:46:18]   Okay, let's see.[5:46:20]   Good wrap group.[5:46:21]   Oh, yeah.[5:46:25]   Let's see what Mark does next.[5:46:28]   See, it's two-third, three-thirty.[5:46:32]   Oh, you gotta go now?[5:46:33]   Look, it's two-thirty, it's almost showtime.[5:46:36]   Maybe we should wrap this up.[5:46:37]   Listen to me.[5:46:38]   Two-third, three-thirty.[5:46:39]   It's almost showtime.[5:46:41]   Oh, okay.[5:46:44]   They're all hungover as shit, right?[5:46:46]   They had to get IVs.[5:46:48]   Look at their faces as Bert is over there.[5:46:51]   Bert's like manically cleaning the grill[5:46:53]   and getting all their food.[5:46:54]   And then he starts taking the thing and go.[5:46:57]   It's in there.[5:46:58]   Ah![5:47:00]   Watch this.[5:47:02]   It's almost showtime.[5:47:05]   Keep, they're hungover.[5:47:06]   Look.[5:47:07]   Yikes.[5:47:08]   All right.[5:47:11]   Slamming silverware.[5:47:12]   Can I get a couple of tomatoes?[5:47:15]   Sure.[5:47:15]   Thank you.[5:47:18]   Oh, now watch this.[5:47:19]   Okay.[5:47:20]   Then Mark finally loses it.[5:47:22]   And we haven't seen this done.[5:47:24]   Now, I understand that people like tomatoes.[5:47:29]   Okay, but you got the hash browns.[5:47:31]   You've got some eggs.[5:47:32]   You've got a full filet.[5:47:34]   Mark grabs a bowl of caught up tomatoes.[5:47:38]   It looks like a bowl of watermelon chunks.[5:47:41]   It's that wet.[5:47:42]   It's like a giant Pyrex drink from the bowl bowl[5:47:46]   filled with diced big chunks of tomatoes.[5:47:52]   Watch what he does here.[5:47:53]   I've never seen this done.[5:47:55]   Thank you.[5:47:56]   Watch him closely.[5:47:59]   All right.[5:48:00]   Takes his tomatoes.[5:48:01]   Look at this.[5:48:02]   This is living.[5:48:03]   Everyone get a Fortnite.[5:48:05]   Look how many tomatoes he's putting on his plate.[5:48:07]   Catch up.[5:48:08]   Look at that.[5:48:11]   You said catch up for the steaks is a bit we're doing?[5:48:13]   No, for the hash browns.[5:48:14]   I'd like to catch up with the hash browns.[5:48:18]   Ooh, eggs are good.[5:48:19]   Oh yeah, you didn't even fucking try them.[5:48:23]   Eggs are good.[5:48:23]   Oh yeah, I dumped a whole bowl of tomatoes on your...[5:48:26]   Imagine doing something like that.[5:48:28]   He's acting.[5:48:29]   Literally just tomatoes over the whole dish[5:48:31]   as if it was partially sprinkled up.[5:48:32]   He's like, well, if I can't have cheese,[5:48:34]   I guess I just won't have anything.[5:48:35]   Yes, I'll just ruin the whole plate of food[5:48:37]   with this wet tomato.[5:48:38]   He's just pouring the water.[5:48:39]   He's straining the tomato water and just...[5:48:43]   I mean, this guy.[5:48:45]   He's psycho.[5:48:46]   And that's all we have to show you of that.[5:48:53]   Isn't he nuts?[5:48:54]   That's enough for me.[5:48:56]   You're finished.[5:48:59]   Some of you will understand that.[5:49:01]   Okay.[5:49:02]   We've got a great bit coming up here.[5:49:05]   A great segment with everybody alive.[5:49:10]   This segment includes George Janko,[5:49:16]   Logan Paul, and he's back, everybody,[5:49:19]   from his long summer.[5:49:20]   Before this, you should talk about the contest quickly[5:49:22]   because a lot of people are asking.[5:49:25]   The last guy was Big Mike.[5:49:26]   Big Mike, everybody, coming up next.[5:49:28]   Facts.[5:49:31]   Our contest is closed.[5:49:32]   Thank you all for entering.[5:49:33]   And we're going to be showing you[5:49:37]   all the entries next week.[5:49:40]   This week, we're going to pick probably the top 10.[5:49:41]   And then I think we're going to do a vote[5:49:45]   unless there's an obvious winner.[5:49:47]   That's our plan.[5:49:48]   We're going to go through these.[5:49:50]   We're going to show you a lot of them.[5:49:51]   We got hundreds of submissions.[5:49:54]   Like millions.[5:49:54]   Hundreds.[5:49:55]   So we've got two contests going.[5:49:57]   They're the Red Bars Watching Sticker Contest,[5:49:59]   which I still can't believe[5:50:00]   some of the stuff people are sending me.[5:50:02]   Good and bad.[5:50:04]   A lot of bad.[5:50:05]   But there's a little bit.[5:50:06]   Trump, Trump.[5:50:08]   And then we're, of course, doing the Light News[5:50:11]   theme song contest.[5:50:13]   And we've got a ton of great ones.[5:50:15]   So we're definitely going to have a winner[5:50:21]   announced next week.[5:50:22]   And we're going to have everybody vote.[5:50:24]   That's what we're going to do.[5:50:24]   We're going to put this all together.[5:50:26]   There's going to be a poll.[5:50:27]   I think we'll pick probably like the top five[5:50:28]   or the top 10 of each.[5:50:29]   And then you can vote on those[5:50:30]   because you can't obviously vote on.[5:50:32]   Yes.[5:50:33]   So it will be very fun.[5:50:34]   Wait till you see some of the wacky art,[5:50:35]   the renditions of me that have been drawn[5:50:39]   and these beautiful Light News intro songs.[5:50:42]   One featuring somebody that you might recognize.[5:50:46]   Somebody a little famous.[5:50:47]   We have a famous artist who contributed[5:50:50]   to this contest as well.[5:50:53]   It's going to be hard to beat.[5:50:54]   Can we get a new famous follower this week?[5:50:57]   Who is that guy?[5:50:59]   Maybe you guys could help me out with this.[5:51:01]   Look at this.[5:51:02]   You know, you saw Red Band talking about me all the time.[5:51:05]   Red bar is getting mentioned everywhere.[5:51:06]   Steel toe, virtual Red Band.[5:51:10]   You're hearing us everywhere you go.[5:51:12]   Chad, zoom out.[5:51:13]   In fact, I got a clip here.[5:51:16]   This isn't what we're going to show you.[5:51:17]   Let's just show you out.[5:51:18]   Every week we should show you who's mentioned us.[5:51:20]   And we got three this week.[5:51:21]   We had Brian Red Band.[5:51:23]   We've got this one.[5:51:24]   This is from Kevin Brennan's show.[5:51:27]   I love this show.[5:51:27]   This is such a beautiful show.[5:51:29]   It's Kevin Brennan, the Reverend Bob Lee.[5:51:32]   I bow to that.[5:51:33]   I mean, really.[5:51:34]   Reverend, if you're listening, we're not worthy.[5:51:37]   I mean, the Reverend.[5:51:39]   And then this guy, Chad Zumach,[5:51:41]   who Jules is obsessed with.[5:51:45]   And I wanted to show you this clip we were mentioned[5:51:48]   on the show because it says here, look at this.[5:51:50]   Here, I'll full screen this.[5:51:52]   You could see here.[5:51:53]   Have you seen this show?[5:51:54]   The Misery Loves Company Pod.[5:51:56]   Oh, I went to exorcism school with that guy.[5:51:58]   Oh yeah, this looks very much like, yeah,[5:52:02]   the Reverend from the $500 class.[5:52:05]   And this is, of course, a backdrop of a pool.[5:52:08]   This is, that's actually very sad[5:52:11]   that this old man probably living[5:52:13]   in like a Gino Bisconti style apartment[5:52:15]   has this fake backdrop, CGIed in on his thing.[5:52:20]   Even his dream background has that like chair[5:52:23]   that helps the elderly.[5:52:24]   And it's a backdrop of an outdoor backyard with a pool,[5:52:29]   something he doesn't have, something he'll never have,[5:52:32]   but what's so sad is he dreamt mid[5:52:36]   and he went realistic with it.[5:52:37]   It's like a photo of just like your neighbor's backyard.[5:52:41]   Like it's not, if you're gonna have a dream backyard,[5:52:46]   it shouldn't just be like some just fucking[5:52:49]   regular ass backyard with a pool.[5:52:53]   So that is a little sad.[5:52:54]   He's like, yeah, once I make it big,[5:52:57]   I'll actually get this yard.[5:52:58]   And he's got, yeah, like the plastic chairs from Sam's Club.[5:53:02]   That's very sad, actually.[5:53:04]   And then here's Kevin Brennan,[5:53:07]   who's got a bunch of dividers behind him.[5:53:10]   In this show, it's very high quality.[5:53:12]   And then there's Chad Zumock with a-[5:53:15]   I gotta say something to you about Chad.[5:53:17]   Yeah.[5:53:18]   What did you say on our walk the other day[5:53:20]   about Chad Zumock getting jumped?[5:53:22]   Yes, did you hear about this?[5:53:24]   Chad Zumock was jumped.[5:53:26]   Or so he says, he claims he was jumped[5:53:29]   days after getting in a big fight[5:53:32]   with Steeltoe and Kumiya.[5:53:34]   He seems to think that Kumiya sent his goons[5:53:38]   to come rough him up.[5:53:40]   So where were you going with that?[5:53:42]   But what did you say on the walk where you were like,[5:53:44]   I bet he got in a fight with his dad or something[5:53:47]   and is just making up this Kumiya thing.[5:53:49]   Oh, I didn't wanna release that theory yet.[5:53:51]   Well, anyways, I just wanted to tell you, apparently-[5:53:53]   Oh, I wanted to save that theory.[5:53:56]   That's a private theory.[5:53:57]   It's been confirmed.[5:53:57]   No, it is not.[5:53:59]   No, it is not.[5:54:00]   This is not the fight with his dad thing.[5:54:02]   Okay.[5:54:02]   They're saying that he just admitted he made it up.[5:54:05]   No.[5:54:05]   Yes, I don't know all the details.[5:54:08]   Someone just says, Zumock just admitted on Melton,[5:54:11]   hell yeah, that the whole getting punched story[5:54:13]   was fabricated.[5:54:15]   What?[5:54:16]   Okay, this is kind of crazy[5:54:17]   because this guy has been going around for a week saying,[5:54:20]   Kumiya's guy's beat him up.[5:54:21]   He showed up with a black eye.[5:54:22]   He's been telling this story.[5:54:24]   Can we get more information on that?[5:54:26]   Do we have a clip?[5:54:27]   Send a clip if you have it.[5:54:29]   He admitted that he fabricated it.[5:54:31]   Let's just get some more information on that.[5:54:32]   Why did he fabricate it?[5:54:34]   What's his excuse?[5:54:35]   Yeah, just give the bullet points.[5:54:36]   Isn't this bad?[5:54:37]   Okay, but anyway,[5:54:39]   if you look at this screenshot here in their Super Chat,[5:54:42]   it shows Jules David just donated $25.[5:54:46]   Yep, that's me.[5:54:47]   So let's see what these guys are saying here.[5:54:49]   Body blow counts.[5:54:50]   Jules David, justice for the mud shark.[5:54:53]   Yeah, shout out Jules.[5:54:55]   Thanks, Jules David.[5:54:56]   No problem.[5:54:57]   I think it's really Jules David[5:54:58]   because I was watching a clip of Red Bar[5:55:00]   and he goes, my wife donates all the time.[5:55:04]   No.[5:55:07]   Could be.[5:55:10]   So that's a mention.[5:55:12]   Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.[5:55:15]   Anyone know what that reference is?[5:55:19]   Win a hundred bucks if you could figure that one out.[5:55:21]   Okay, and then the next mention,[5:55:23]   this one's pretty funny too.[5:55:25]   I guess Owen Benjamin is fighting with that black guy.[5:55:26]   I, again, I am out of this.[5:55:28]   I don't know anything about this.[5:55:29]   Remember that black guy?[5:55:30]   Do we have that clip?[5:55:31]   Unforgivable.[5:55:32]   Yeah, we showed you him last week.[5:55:34]   He mentioned Red Bar.[5:55:35]   It's this black guy out in the woods[5:55:38]   and he's yelling it to Owen Benjamin on his camera.[5:55:41]   Do we have that in the clip?[5:55:44]   Let me find it.[5:55:45]   Yeah.[5:55:46]   I think I forgot to put that in.[5:55:47]   All right, I forgot that.[5:55:47]   I'm so sorry.[5:55:48]   Pacific lands.[5:55:49]   It was.[5:55:50]   Fuck.[5:55:52]   In the bring back group, was that where it was?[5:55:55]   Yeah.[5:55:56]   It was the latest clip of the black man,[5:55:58]   just short by new posts.[5:55:59]   You can show our famous follower while I look for this.[5:56:02]   Okay, yeah, while you look for this,[5:56:04]   we'll see the famous follower.[5:56:05]   This is very interesting.[5:56:06]   Maybe you guys could help us out.[5:56:10]   Let me find this.[5:56:11]   Where's that one?[5:56:12]   I don't have that either.[5:56:14]   Oh, let me move it into next step.[5:56:16]   Okay, here it comes.[5:56:17]   We've got a famous follower.[5:56:18]   Has anyone seen the show Ozark?[5:56:21]   Does anyone know the name Charlie Tahan?[5:56:26]   Something unusual is happening[5:56:28]   because one of the actors from Ozark,[5:56:30]   where did it go?[5:56:31]   It's just deleted.[5:56:33]   One of the actors from Ozark[5:56:34]   is now following me on Instagram.[5:56:39]   Have you seen this guy, Charlie Tahan?[5:56:42]   This guy.[5:56:44]   And yeah, he is from the show Ozark.[5:56:46]   And this was interesting.[5:56:47]   Three weeks ago, he followed me[5:56:50]   and I was like, oh my God,[5:56:52]   look at this guy from Ozark following me.[5:56:54]   What's this about?[5:56:56]   And then when I refreshed, it was gone.[5:56:59]   He had unfollowed me.[5:57:01]   Three weeks later, I wake up today.[5:57:03]   He has followed me again.[5:57:05]   He's followed by Ra's Bar NYC[5:57:08]   owned by Greg from Superstition.[5:57:12]   So what's going on, Charlie?[5:57:16]   Please let me know.[5:57:18]   If you're famous and follow us, you'll get exposed.[5:57:21]   Yes.[5:57:23]   So we wanna know again what this is about.[5:57:27]   I don't really want actors from Netflix watching Red Bar,[5:57:34]   especially in shows I watch.[5:57:36]   And I have a question about that weird blonde girl[5:57:38]   from Ozark.[5:57:39]   Are you scared of her or are you her?[5:57:43]   Is that the blonde girl with curly hair?[5:57:45]   That's her brother or something.[5:57:46]   Is it really?[5:57:48]   She frightens me.[5:57:49]   You could tell her that on the set.[5:57:50]   If you love Red Bar, you would sacrifice your career[5:57:52]   and quit that show.[5:57:54]   No, we used to watch Ozark.[5:57:56]   I watched season one and then I always meant to watch Ozark[5:57:59]   but I haven't.[5:58:00]   We stopped watching because of that girl[5:58:01]   with the curly hair.[5:58:01]   She looked like a bucket of old white diet popcorn.[5:58:06]   I couldn't watch her.[5:58:07]   She ruined the show for me.[5:58:08]   I like Ozark.[5:58:09]   You know what I would say?[5:58:10]   Replace that girl, cause nobody likes her,[5:58:14]   replace that girl with a hot babe and I'll be back.[5:58:18]   I think it's all over.[5:58:18]   Kill her off.[5:58:20]   Well, reshoot it.[5:58:21]   Feels like it just came out.[5:58:22]   Reshoot it.[5:58:23]   I hate that girl.[5:58:24]   And I bet you hate her too.[5:58:25]   I'm saying the video you're looking for now.[5:58:27]   Okay, great.[5:58:28]   I'm so sorry about that.[5:58:29]   Yeah.[5:58:30]   So here it is.[5:58:31]   This one was very funny.[5:58:32]   Another mention here this week.[5:58:35]   And this is some black guy fighting with Owen Benjamin.[5:58:39]   Again, I don't know anything about this.[5:58:42]   And I just thought this video rocked.[5:58:44]   It's very funny.[5:58:45]   Let's see what he said.[5:58:46]   Okay, we're going to expand and stop.[5:58:49]   Yeah, go for the jugular.[5:58:50]   Don't wait for rules to be established.[5:58:52]   Nah, bring his wife in it.[5:58:54]   Nah, bring the kids in it.[5:58:56]   Some people was cringing it.[5:58:57]   What I had to say about his wife,[5:58:59]   did you not hear what Red Bar said about his kids?[5:59:05]   Like I didn't even take it there[5:59:06]   like Red Bar took it there.[5:59:08]   But Red Bar established himself as Owen's alpha.[5:59:12]   I like Red Bar, even though he said[5:59:14]   he has little coffins for my children.[5:59:17]   Yeah, that's the only thing people like Owen respect.[5:59:20]   That's why he gets pegged by his wife.[5:59:23]   Like they just want to feel dominated and manhandled.[5:59:30]   Okay.[5:59:32]   Oh yeah, I like my brother, they got little coffins.[5:59:33]   What is this about having little coffins for his kids?[5:59:36]   I have no idea what's going on with this,[5:59:38]   but every time I see a girl-[5:59:39]   I love that.[5:59:40]   To me, that's unforgivable.[5:59:42]   I love him.[5:59:43]   He's great, he's great.[5:59:44]   Okay, George Janko time.[5:59:45]   Fuck yes.[5:59:46]   You're gonna love this one.[5:59:47]   This is classic Red Bar coming up here with George Janko,[5:59:51]   Big Mike, Logan Paul.[5:59:53]   George Janko is out of control.[5:59:55]   I'll tell you that right now.[5:59:56]   He is not a good guy.[5:59:58]   George Janko might be worse than Logan at this point.[6:00:01]   Logan has a bit more humanity.[6:00:03]   I find George Janko,[6:00:04]   I'll tell you what I've learned about him[6:00:06]   because I've been keeping up with this guy.[6:00:08]   I find him to be abusive, narcissistic,[6:00:13]   bossy, manipulative,[6:00:17]   greedy, and misogynistic.[6:00:21]   And I find all of these traits to be his true personalities[6:00:25]   running around town,[6:00:27]   talking about peace, love, and positivity,[6:00:29]   like logic.[6:00:30]   It basically admitted that he lied, you know,[6:00:33]   just cause he wanted to get money off the peace,[6:00:36]   love, and positivity train.[6:00:38]   He couldn't make it as a cool rapper.[6:00:39]   So he made it as a Macklemore.[6:00:42]   That's where you pretend you love peace.[6:00:44]   Anybody telling you they love love, they love peace.[6:00:48]   Oh, they're lying.[6:00:51]   Okay.[6:00:52]   You don't go around saying that.[6:00:53]   And George Janko has been fully, you know,[6:00:56]   there's been an ongoing problem for the last two years.[6:01:01]   The comment section filled[6:01:02]   with the Mexican impulsive little boys,[6:01:07]   you know, the same guys that probably think[6:01:08]   Andrew Tate's good.[6:01:10]   You know, most Logan and Jake Paul fans[6:01:13]   are these confused, simpleton Mexican kids.[6:01:17]   No, man, Logan Paul, he's all right.[6:01:20]   No, Jake Paul to go.[6:01:23]   Okay, little Mexican, go line up.[6:01:25]   Get that vape.[6:01:28]   All day, they're trading shoes.[6:01:29]   You can catch them at sneaker con.[6:01:32]   You know, they're walking around with a box, a shoebox,[6:01:34]   and then the two shoes on top.[6:01:36]   $80, I'll trade you for some Jordans.[6:01:39]   They work in shoe.[6:01:41]   This is the audience, and this audience[6:01:43]   has blown George Janko's brain up to a degree,[6:01:46]   or his head up to a degree that it's gonna be tough[6:01:50]   to deflate because they're constantly in the comments.[6:01:55]   George speaks such truth.[6:01:57]   George facts, oh, George is so positive.[6:01:59]   George, it's gotten to his head[6:02:02]   where George is starting to scare me.[6:02:04]   He's become like cult-like leader-y.[6:02:08]   He's a monster.[6:02:09]   He is a monster.[6:02:10]   This podcast that he has. I'm not kidding.[6:02:11]   He has a new podcast.[6:02:12]   He has a new podcast.[6:02:13]   He says it solo and interviews people,[6:02:15]   and that has been very revealing.[6:02:17]   Very revealing.[6:02:18]   He thinks he's a messiah.[6:02:20]   Is that what it is, messiah complex?[6:02:22]   He's walking around.[6:02:23]   He's buying in all these comments.[6:02:25]   He doesn't know about it.[6:02:26]   He doesn't know that they're all from dumb-ass Mexican kids.[6:02:30]   So he thinks he's like here to teach God's word[6:02:36]   to the people, like he's fully in.[6:02:40]   He's ruining his girlfriend's acting career.[6:02:43]   And he came out with the new song.[6:02:44]   Can you give me a link to the full song from his channel?[6:02:48]   He's come out with a new song.[6:02:49]   But I think we should.[6:02:50]   Of course, but I want the full song too[6:02:52]   because I want to hear it in full quality after that.[6:02:57]   We got into George Janko because of his music.[6:03:00]   He made, you know, we call it amazing, Trump.[6:03:06]   We call it amazing music,[6:03:07]   but it's very, very supersonic cringe.[6:03:13]   It's the highest level of cringe where it breaks through[6:03:15]   and now it's amazing.[6:03:17]   You ever heard of that?[6:03:18]   So what is good, we've heard him do[6:03:22]   like a Ricky Martin type of guy.[6:03:24]   Remember, he was a Ricky Martin type of singer for a while.[6:03:27]   Trimble.[6:03:33]   We've heard him rap.[6:03:35]   And he's back to rapping.[6:03:37]   Jesus rapping.[6:03:38]   Jesus is King style.[6:03:39]   He's gotten into the album, Jesus is King by Kanye West.[6:03:42]   The very worst album on the market.[6:03:47]   I went to the Jesus is King official listening party[6:03:52]   with Kanye West.[6:03:54]   It was just me, Jules, and 200 others or so.[6:03:58]   And two listeners that we met there.[6:04:00]   Two listeners were there as well.[6:04:01]   In Chicago, Jesus is King listening party.[6:04:04]   I hated the album.[6:04:05]   I hated Kanye's attitude.[6:04:07]   And I was left heartbroken.[6:04:09]   I made a video about it explaining my story.[6:04:11]   If you want to see that, it's on YouTube.[6:04:15]   George Janko thinks he's going to do Jesus is King[6:04:19]   style music.[6:04:20]   And he's very serious about this.[6:04:22]   He's straight up just stealing from Kanye.[6:04:24]   And I've got proof of this,[6:04:26]   of the vibe that he's stealing from.[6:04:28]   He basically listened to Jesus is King,[6:04:30]   made a Jesus is King song using a Kanye style beat[6:04:36]   and actually thinks he has a chance.[6:04:39]   You're going to love this.[6:04:40]   But I wanted to pull up Jesus is King[6:04:45]   first by Kanye West.[6:04:46]   The worst album that's recorded so horribly.[6:04:50]   And what is the song called that I think he's pulling from?[6:04:58]   Let me find it.[6:04:59]   What's the excite bite song?[6:05:01]   Follow God.[6:05:01]   Follow God.[6:05:03]   Let me just hear this one more time.[6:05:05]   Let me hear this.[6:05:06]   This is Kanye.[6:05:07]   On the high street.[6:05:11]   Stretch my hands to you.[6:05:13]   Life like this is what your life like.[6:05:15]   Try to live the life right.[6:05:17]   People really know you with your buttons like type right.[6:05:19]   This is like a movie but it's really very life like.[6:05:22]   Every single night right.[6:05:23]   Every single fight right.[6:05:25]   I was looking at the gram and I don't even like life.[6:05:27]   I was screaming at my daddy.[6:05:29]   Told me it ain't Christ like.[6:05:30]   I was screaming at the referee just like Mike.[6:05:33]   Looking for a bright light.[6:05:34]   Seagull what your life like.[6:05:35]   Riding on a white bike.[6:05:37]   Like a stipe fight.[6:05:38]   Pressing on the gas.[6:05:39]   Supernova for a night light.[6:05:41]   Dreaming at my dad and he told me it ain't Christ like.[6:05:43]   But nobody never tell you when you're being like Christ.[6:05:47]   This song's good until you see Kanye perform it live[6:05:50]   like this.[6:05:51]   I was looking at the gram and I don't even like likes.[6:05:53]   I was.[6:05:54]   And he's reading it from his phone.[6:05:56]   We don't wanna see rappers reading it.[6:05:58]   You know there's all these classic scene[6:06:00]   in old rap videos where they're in the studio.[6:06:04]   And like even Jay-Z has a couple where he's like.[6:06:07]   I'm from the streets I lived in a place.[6:06:09]   And it's like that ruins it.[6:06:11]   Watching you read the lyrics,[6:06:14]   recording it is actually super gay.[6:06:18]   So yeah that's how Kanye would perform that song like that.[6:06:21]   Only when they need me.[6:06:22]   Like if Tyler Perry made a movie for BET.[6:06:25]   Searching for a deity.[6:06:26]   Now you wanna see it free.[6:06:28]   Now you wanna see it free.[6:06:29]   Let you see it through your piece.[6:06:30]   Tell me what your life like.[6:06:32]   Turn it down to bright light.[6:06:33]   Let's get high for this one.[6:06:34]   Then he told me it ain't Christ like.[6:06:36]   I'm just trying to find.[6:06:37]   I've been looking for a new way.[6:06:38]   I'm just really trying not to really do the fool way.[6:06:41]   I don't have a cool way.[6:06:43]   Being on my best though.[6:06:44]   Lock up on the text though.[6:06:45]   Nothing else next though.[6:06:46]   Not another word let a picture or a death smoke.[6:06:49]   Wrestling with God I don't really wanna wrestle.[6:06:52]   Man it's really life like.[6:06:53]   Everything in my life.[6:06:54]   Arguing with my dad and he said it ain't Christ like.[6:06:59]   I'm gonna call with my dad and I'm like hey.[6:07:00]   This isn't Christ.[6:07:04]   You know it's like.[6:07:07]   We're smoking, we're drinking.[6:07:08]   Get you like off ya.[6:07:10]   I be on my.[6:07:12]   I woke up this morning.[6:07:13]   I said my prayers.[6:07:14]   I'm all through that.[6:07:15]   I try to talk to my dad.[6:07:17]   Give him some advice.[6:07:18]   He starts spazzing on me.[6:07:20]   I start spazzing.[6:07:21]   Now he said it ain't Christ like.[6:07:23]   I said ah![6:07:27]   Okay so George you'll see.[6:07:29]   He got a Kanye style beat.[6:07:31]   Now you see what this beat is like right?[6:07:33]   That's what it reminds me of.[6:07:34]   Let's see if we're close.[6:07:35]   Okay here it is Impulsive with Jake Paul as the guest.[6:07:40]   This makes it even better.[6:07:42]   This is really good.[6:07:43]   This is a classic Impulsion.[6:07:45]   I know this is like the good old days.[6:07:47]   This is like the good old days.[6:07:48]   Watch this you're gonna love this clip.[6:07:50]   They're all out of control.[6:07:52]   Like more out of control.[6:07:53]   If you haven't been keeping up with them.[6:07:55]   They're not out of control.[6:07:56]   They're not in their control.[6:07:59]   In your control.[6:08:01]   They've become parodies of themselves.[6:08:03]   I mean we can't even like cover them because they're.[6:08:06]   It's like trying to make fun of Trump now.[6:08:09]   You know it's like no no no.[6:08:11]   What he's doing is the highest level of what can be done.[6:08:16]   You know it's very hard to make fun of Big Mike.[6:08:18]   Yes like Big Mike has basically just become the character.[6:08:21]   That we made of him.[6:08:23]   So there's nothing else to even say.[6:08:25]   You can.[6:08:26]   The things he says are way funnier than what I'll say.[6:08:28]   Ooh Logan's got a big one like me on the side.[6:08:30]   I got one right there too.[6:08:32]   Look at that he put some makeup on that one.[6:08:36]   It's a zit.[6:08:37]   Big zit I got one right there too.[6:08:40]   Luckily my glasses covered it.[6:08:40]   I've been breaking out from this replacement therapy I'm on.[6:08:47]   That's a joke.[6:08:52]   Okay here it is.[6:08:53]   Should we see the opening or should we just jump to 1640?[6:08:55]   You have high T because you've been taking[6:08:57]   too many right wing supplement.[6:08:59]   Is that why I have high T?[6:09:02]   I have been taking a lot of right wing supplements lately.[6:09:06]   Without reading them.[6:09:07]   The Dasha line of the week.[6:09:09]   Wasn't that great?[6:09:10]   Dasha doesn't know why she's sick.[6:09:12]   Oh my God we watched one of Dasha's movies this week.[6:09:17]   If you ever are really in the mood for a weird night,[6:09:23]   go to iTunes type in Dasha's name from Red Scare.[6:09:27]   She's in three movies that she stars in.[6:09:31]   We watched one it was so bizarre.[6:09:33]   She is one of the worst actors of our generation.[6:09:37]   Apparently the other one.[6:09:38]   Nudity.[6:09:41]   We'll be watching that soon.[6:09:43]   Okay so should I play this from the beginning[6:09:45]   or should I jump ahead to the first time code of the day?[6:09:50]   I feel like you gotta set the,[6:09:51]   here skip ahead till it's,[6:09:53]   I hate these intros that spoil everything.[6:09:56]   Cold open is really the worst.[6:09:57]   You can just see the vibe for a second.[6:09:58]   Here we go.[6:09:59]   Here they come.[6:10:01]   I'm always ready.[6:10:02]   We'll see.[6:10:03]   Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Big Michael and George Janko.[6:10:11]   Imagine running into them at the mall.[6:10:14]   Like that's my biggest fear because Janko's family[6:10:18]   and Janko even has an apartment here in Phoenix, right?[6:10:22]   Janko's family lives in Phoenix[6:10:23]   and Janko bought an apartment in Phoenix to come[6:10:26]   because he loves his family so much.[6:10:27]   He's so family oriented.[6:10:29]   We might see him.[6:10:29]   And they're always at the Scottsdale Fashion Square Mall.[6:10:32]   And we're always so,[6:10:35]   and they're always together like Jake Paul's[6:10:37]   always down there at the Fashion Square Mall[6:10:40]   and Big Mike, they filmed videos.[6:10:42]   Like we'd be at the mall.[6:10:44]   Same hotel.[6:10:45]   We stayed at the same hotel.[6:10:47]   Oh, this was so scary.[6:10:49]   We booked a hotel that we were in[6:10:51]   just kind of recently a few months ago.[6:10:54]   Christmas.[6:10:55]   And we booked a hotel[6:10:57]   and then we're watching one of Big Mike's vlogs[6:11:01]   and he's at the hotel filming in it.[6:11:04]   The one that we're about to go to[6:11:07]   for Christmas or New Year's.[6:11:08]   Yeah.[6:11:09]   And so we got there and yes,[6:11:12]   the room we had was identical[6:11:14]   to the one from Big Mike's vlog.[6:11:17]   That it could have been Big Mike's room.[6:11:19]   We could have had the same room as Big Mike.[6:11:22]   Then the other thing is the Fashion Square Mall.[6:11:25]   I think ours was better actually[6:11:26]   because he was on the second floor[6:11:27]   and we had the lagoon room.[6:11:30]   Ours was better or his?[6:11:31]   So he actually doesn't even splurge on a hotel.[6:11:33]   We had a better room, you think?[6:11:35]   Yes.[6:11:36]   Okay.[6:11:37]   So the other thing is they're always in vlogs[6:11:39]   at this Fashion Square Mall and we're always there[6:11:41]   and it could be very possible one day.[6:11:45]   So I have a plan.[6:11:46]   If I ever see them,[6:11:47]   I'm gonna run and push George Jenko off the mall balcony[6:11:50]   and then run screaming out the door.[6:11:54]   Okay, let's see what happens here.[6:11:55]   The boys are back.[6:11:56]   Or you could just run into Maple and Ash[6:11:58]   because they're always wearing athletic wear.[6:12:00]   Yeah, that's the best hideout for me.[6:12:02]   Take off my hat.[6:12:04]   They can't follow me into Maple and Ash[6:12:06]   because they'll be wearing athletic wear for sure.[6:12:08]   It's Jake Paul.[6:12:09]   Very mean.[6:12:10]   Jake Paul, even if he,[6:12:13]   he can't, this is athletic wear.[6:12:15]   Like he's always athletic now.[6:12:18]   Like even where he's sitting,[6:12:20]   it looks like it's a boxing ring.[6:12:23]   So wherever he sits, it turns into like a boxing look.[6:12:29]   So here they are.[6:12:31]   Jake is a hobo.[6:12:35]   What is this?[6:12:37]   No way.[6:12:41]   Oh, it's an old song from when they were kids.[6:12:43]   I guess nothing goes at the beginning.[6:12:45]   We can start.[6:12:48]   Talk boys, introduce the show.[6:12:49]   Yo, classic.[6:12:51]   Welcome to the number one podcast in the world.[6:12:54]   Thank you guys for listening,[6:12:55]   watching, viewing and subscribing.[6:12:56]   What you just heard was the first ever music video song[6:13:00]   that Jake and I made as 10 and 11 year old YouTubers.[6:13:03]   It was a song called Jake is a hobo.[6:13:07]   A hobo?[6:13:08]   You sure it didn't say homo?[6:13:10]   I thought it said homo.[6:13:12]   Same.[6:13:12]   I think you guys played that, realized it said homo[6:13:14]   and you're like, shit, it's hobo.[6:13:16]   Which is also kind of offensive.[6:13:18]   You hate the unhoused.[6:13:19]   I know and Jake looks like a hobo there.[6:13:21]   He looks, I mean, that's not a nice person to look at.[6:13:27]   Imagine running into this guy in the mall.[6:13:33]   It would be scary as fuck.[6:13:35]   Jesus Christ, that would be so scary.[6:13:38]   You would have to draw and shoot him.[6:13:41]   You would have to be like Joel.[6:13:48]   I've heard enough.[6:13:50]   That was silly.[6:13:51]   You see what Joel did?[6:13:52]   Joel's bad guy.[6:13:54]   How could we like Joel ever again?[6:13:57]   This Joel, that show is not as good[6:13:59]   as we're all making out to be, by the way.[6:14:02]   We all just love Joel.[6:14:03]   We just want to look at Joel.[6:14:04]   This Joel, I mean, you know who they did this to[6:14:07]   and they're working ultra fast.[6:14:09]   They did this to Jon Hamm.[6:14:10]   You know, Jon Hamm had this amazing role in Mad Man[6:14:15]   and he was very serious and everybody thought[6:14:17]   he was so cool.[6:14:18]   And then they goofacized him immediately.[6:14:21]   Or no, it took about a year,[6:14:22]   but then they put him on SNL.[6:14:24]   Then they had him in sketches[6:14:25]   and he's being this goofy guy[6:14:26]   and he completely ruined the character.[6:14:28]   But Joel was already on SNL[6:14:30]   and he didn't really make me hate him yet.[6:14:32]   Well, that's you.[6:14:33]   He made it.[6:14:34]   I hate him.[6:14:35]   Yeah, right, you love him.[6:14:36]   No, no, no.[6:14:37]   They've goofacized Joel too soon.[6:14:39]   Everybody's in love with him.[6:14:40]   Everybody's making parodies now.[6:14:42]   You can't take him serious.[6:14:44]   And that's why we're making all these jokes about him.[6:14:44]   Well, that's an account of how cute he is.[6:14:47]   Yeah, well, you know what he should have said.[6:14:49]   No interviews, no interviews.[6:14:53]   I'm a serious man.[6:14:55]   And then he would have, believe me,[6:14:57]   you're gonna see they're gonna lose this appeal[6:14:59]   is gonna go down the drain very quickly[6:15:01]   like Bryan Cranston after Breaking Bad.[6:15:04]   Nobody's gonna want him.[6:15:05]   We'll see.[6:15:06]   He's gonna be a goof.[6:15:08]   You'll see.[6:15:08]   They've ruined Joel.[6:15:10]   I'd like to be the new Joel on the next season.[6:15:13]   Follow me, kid.[6:15:14]   And I'll be as big as him by then.[6:15:17]   You could do it.[6:15:18]   Yeah.[6:15:19]   I see you as kind of a Joel to me.[6:15:21]   Get your stuff together.[6:15:22]   We're leaving now.[6:15:25]   Why?[6:15:26]   I'm practicing my Joel.[6:15:28]   I love it when you do that.[6:15:29]   Get butterflies, say something else.[6:15:32]   There's a trail this way.[6:15:34]   It's only five miles.[6:15:35]   We could get there by sunrise.[6:15:39]   That's more like a native American.[6:15:40]   Yes, that's Joel.[6:15:46]   Joel, tearing up just thinking about him.[6:15:50]   We got to get the cheese from the Pussycato to eat.[6:15:58]   I found some macaroni.[6:16:01]   I could do that, Roll.[6:16:03]   I agree.[6:16:04]   Just give me a rifle.[6:16:05]   Roll Joel.[6:16:10]   Hand me the ladder.[6:16:14]   Are you okay?[6:16:16]   They're saying that you actually look more[6:16:18]   like the Joel from the game.[6:16:20]   And I play guitar.[6:16:21]   I could teach Elle how to play guitar.[6:16:23]   Smash that guitar over her fucking dike face.[6:16:25]   I hate her so much.[6:16:27]   I hate Elle.[6:16:28]   She disgusts me.[6:16:30]   Nobody getting hard during that show.[6:16:31]   That's for sure.[6:16:32]   I got no boner in sight during that show,[6:16:34]   which is not how I enjoy shows.[6:16:36]   You can just wait for the idol.[6:16:40]   What is that?[6:16:41]   With the weekend.[6:16:42]   Yeah, well, I hope they don't cut a lot out.[6:16:44]   I hope they don't cut up, but I don't want to see,[6:16:46]   you know, that Lily Rose Depp only looks good[6:16:47]   under club lighting.[6:16:50]   Otherwise she's basically mega mind.[6:16:53]   Yeah, Lily Rose Depp is a little too white trash for me,[6:16:58]   but under the right lighting and quick cuts.[6:17:01]   Some creative lighting.[6:17:02]   You know, I always say to people,[6:17:04]   it's not about what the girls look like.[6:17:05]   It's about what they remind you of, you know?[6:17:09]   So keep that in mind when you're watching a porn[6:17:12]   or some sleaze.[6:17:13]   What do I remind you of?[6:17:14]   Mega mind.[6:17:17]   Okay, let's go show the gang here.[6:17:20]   There they are.[6:17:21]   Thanks guys.[6:17:22]   Hanger.[6:17:22]   Honestly, I don't video up to music video.[6:17:26]   And he's like playing the piano.[6:17:27]   It was gnarly.[6:17:28]   Jake's dressed in hobo alpha, eating his stomach.[6:17:30]   They have like 50 music videos out.[6:17:33]   You had a music video once?[6:17:35]   How?[6:17:36]   Where Jake, Paul and Logan, the video brothers from life.[6:17:42]   Oh yeah.[6:17:42]   We all have 10 music videos.[6:17:45]   Idiot.[6:17:46]   In the bushes.[6:17:47]   Out of all the songs that Paul's have ever released.[6:17:49]   It's eerie and uncanny when Jake talks to George.[6:17:54]   Isn't it weird?[6:17:55]   World's biggest boxer.[6:17:56]   He knows George.[6:17:58]   And he talks to him.[6:17:58]   He's like, Hey George.[6:18:00]   They have some weird chemistry.[6:18:03]   You know, watch this.[6:18:05]   Like Jake is somewhat jealous of George[6:18:07]   because he's barging into brother.[6:18:11]   Alpha eating.[6:18:11]   Look how they have like in the bushes out of all.[6:18:14]   And he like thinks George is really funny.[6:18:16]   Sometimes he laughs at George,[6:18:18]   but he's like kind of embarrassed[6:18:20]   because George is like a geek compared to his crew.[6:18:22]   Like George is a nerd[6:18:23]   and Jake's trying to hang out with blacks and stuff.[6:18:27]   But I think he also loves him and wishes he had a George.[6:18:34]   There's something going on.[6:18:36]   All the songs that Paul's have ever released.[6:18:38]   That is my favorite by a long shot.[6:18:41]   We have been at this for a while.[6:18:43]   Jake I found my old Mac book from 2007, dude.[6:18:46]   And all the videos are having a field day.[6:18:48]   You wouldn't believe the content that we made.[6:18:50]   Let's get to the time codes here.[6:18:51]   What is the first one?[6:18:52]   Here's a nice one to start us.[6:18:53]   1640.[6:18:55]   1640.[6:18:56]   What's going to happen here?[6:18:57]   It'll speak for itself.[6:18:58]   Great.[6:18:59]   It's Big Mike themed.[6:19:00]   Big Mike themed.[6:19:02]   Here we are the boys.[6:19:03]   Everyone sees through it and is calling him out on it.[6:19:06]   So much so that John Fury deleted the tweets.[6:19:09]   Oh, he did?[6:19:09]   Yeah.[6:19:10]   Oh, I didn't see how I did.[6:19:11]   Thank you, John.[6:19:12]   I appreciate it.[6:19:13]   I didn't see that narrative unfold.[6:19:14]   What I was going to say.[6:19:14]   That happened like hours ago.[6:19:15]   They're talking about the fight.[6:19:16]   What I was going to say earlier[6:19:17]   when we were talking about the walkout[6:19:18]   where I was interrupting you or speaking was[6:19:22]   he walked out to Credence Clearwater Revival.[6:19:29]   So during Jake's fight,[6:19:31]   Tommy furious walked out to Credence Clearwater Revival.[6:19:37]   I don't know what that is.[6:19:38]   I keep hearing people say it.[6:19:39]   It's a very cringe string of words to me.[6:19:42]   I call weed Credence.[6:19:44]   I go, you got any Credence?[6:19:48]   That's to me is weed.[6:19:51]   To me, this word Credence, little fishy,[6:19:56]   but big Mike fancies himself a sixties guy[6:20:01]   and seventies, eighties, nineties,[6:20:03]   all the way up to nazdays.[6:20:09]   Jake don't know what no Credence Clearwater is.[6:20:13]   Jake knows six or seven things.[6:20:17]   And Credence Clearwater ain't one of them.[6:20:18]   Watch this conversation and look at Jake.[6:20:20]   He's already pre confused.[6:20:25]   Do you know that they're putting that on the quarter[6:20:28]   is going to be the new quarter is all these Jake Paul's[6:20:33]   basically flipping us the bird with his eyes.[6:20:37]   He's got such an attitude and he's going to be[6:20:39]   on the quarter now in America, the coin,[6:20:42]   the quarter of the coin.[6:20:43]   That would be nice.[6:20:44]   Yeah. All right.[6:20:45]   So the first time I walked out where I was interrupting[6:20:48]   where you're speaking was he walked out.[6:20:51]   Tommy Fury walked out.[6:20:53]   To Credence Clearwater revival to CCR fortunate son.[6:20:58]   And when I saw him walking out to that song,[6:21:00]   my first thought was don't you dare walk out to that song.[6:21:03]   That is the song.[6:21:03]   Our helicopter's flying to Vietnam in every movie.[6:21:08]   And I also said to my, do you see Jake's face?[6:21:11]   Look at the helicopters flying to Vietnam,[6:21:14]   in every movie.[6:21:17]   He don't know what the fuck you say.[6:21:23]   And I also said,[6:21:28]   I know so little.[6:21:32]   And it's like bothering him that there's other things[6:21:36]   out there that he's got to fucking worry about.[6:21:39]   Ah, these people with their references to things,[6:21:45]   you know, he's repulsed by it.[6:21:48]   Any wishes they were all dead.[6:21:50]   And to myself, this is bad.[6:21:52]   I said, this is a great fucking song, dude.[6:21:55]   The Iron Man song, he was in Iron Man.[6:22:01]   When Iron Man, you know, started getting ready.[6:22:05]   I don't know how long I'm going to be on this show for.[6:22:08]   You like that, Logan?[6:22:12]   You're laughing like Marky did in the bath.[6:22:15]   Look at this faggot.[6:22:20]   Kid-like laugh, huh?[6:22:21]   How about I smash those glasses into your eyes?[6:22:23]   Those look so stupid on you.[6:22:24]   The color is awful.[6:22:27]   Hate him so much.[6:22:31]   So Big Mike, yeah.[6:22:32]   Oh, Karina, that didn't go over well.[6:22:34]   Jake doesn't know what the hell that is.[6:22:36]   This is just, if you go to 2055,[6:22:38]   this is just a cute little one where[6:22:40]   Jake explains some testosterone science.[6:22:44]   And I don't know if this is true.[6:22:45]   I'm going to have to ask hella Mark Harley about this.[6:22:47]   Listen to this.[6:22:48]   And so parallel.[6:22:49]   And I know you had been in boxing terms,[6:22:52]   what they call building your batch.[6:22:54]   So essentially what you do is you don't release[6:22:57]   in order to build up that testosterone in your body[6:22:59]   to make you just like some angry fucking fight.[6:23:01]   And I fucked myself literally over.[6:23:03]   What was your dream about?[6:23:05]   Yeah, that's what I wanted to know.[6:23:06]   I don't actually even remember.[6:23:08]   Cap, you nutted and forgot.[6:23:11]   Nah, nah.[6:23:12]   You nut and you go, oh.[6:23:13]   No, cause I literally woke up in a panic.[6:23:16]   Like fuck.[6:23:17]   So Jake claims that he lost the fight[6:23:21]   because the night before he had a wet dream.[6:23:25]   Now, Logan used this same excuse when he lost to[6:23:30]   KSI, the black Jamaican.[6:23:33]   So they're both claiming, they've heard this myth[6:23:37]   that if you hold in your sperm, you don't jack off[6:23:41]   or have sex 30 days before the fight, you're going to have.[6:23:45]   And they claim more testosterone.[6:23:48]   I think a quick YouTube search would show[6:23:50]   about eight muscle men telling you that that's false.[6:23:53]   But I don't know, it seems false.[6:23:56]   So, but they really believe this[6:23:57]   that it builds your testosterone,[6:23:59]   but they both ended up having wet dreams[6:24:01]   the night before the fight.[6:24:03]   No, cause I literally woke up in a panic.[6:24:06]   Like fuck.[6:24:07]   Where was the nut?[6:24:08]   Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.[6:24:10]   Where's the nut?[6:24:11]   Like where?[6:24:11]   Like right now?[6:24:12]   No, no.[6:24:13]   Like wait, how did you make this shocking discovery?[6:24:17]   It was like right after you wake up[6:24:19]   and you like jolt out of it.[6:24:20]   And I was like, oh my God.[6:24:21]   It's the worst thing ever[6:24:22]   when you can't stop it either.[6:24:23]   Yeah, cause bro, you have like two weeks,[6:24:25]   you have two weeks of testosterone built up.[6:24:28]   And so the reason a wet dream happens[6:24:30]   is cause your body needs to release that energy.[6:24:33]   It like knows inside of it's in your mind.[6:24:35]   It's like, this is not good.[6:24:36]   And yeah, I fucked myself.[6:24:38]   That's like an ex probably was like an explosion bro.[6:24:40]   100% his dream was him standing above Tommy[6:24:43]   knocking him out.[6:24:44]   Dude.[6:24:45]   That makes your legs weak.[6:24:48]   I guess the viewers like that's why it's bad[6:24:51]   is it makes your legs weak.[6:24:53]   Oh.[6:24:54]   Why does it make your legs weak?[6:24:55]   Listen, because the sperm is like stored in your legs[6:24:58]   and it has something to do with like the neurological[6:25:01]   connection of like,[6:25:03]   you did exactly what you were.[6:25:04]   Sperm is stored in your legs.[6:25:07]   Is that like pee is stored in the balls?[6:25:10]   My pee is.[6:25:12]   My balls is a bunch of shit.[6:25:17]   Cut it open, have a slice.[6:25:20]   Anyways, I just want you guys to know[6:25:22]   that sperm is stored in the legs.[6:25:23]   It's gotta be.[6:25:24]   Where else are they keeping it?[6:25:26]   And there's a tube that goes from the thigh[6:25:29]   to the dick hole.[6:25:31]   And it comes out.[6:25:32]   I don't know where the sperm is stored.[6:25:33]   I can't imagine where they're keeping all that.[6:25:36]   The legs.[6:25:38]   That's what I'm saying.[6:25:39]   It's gotta be in the legs.[6:25:44]   How much you got in there right now?[6:25:45]   I'm trying to find it.[6:25:46]   I'm trying to see if there's any sperm down here.[6:25:49]   All I feel is a bunch of crooked nuts and bolts.[6:25:56]   Cause I got my legs amputated.[6:26:01]   All right, let's get to this next time code here.[6:26:03]   Do you want to see the part where Logan and Jake[6:26:04]   do that weird apology to each other?[6:26:08]   Not really.[6:26:09]   Let's just go to the George stuff.[6:26:10]   The main event is at 107.00.[6:26:13]   Okay, and we can just play it from here.[6:26:14]   107.[6:26:15]   But they did this thing where they were like,[6:26:16]   bro, I'm sorry, I was so rude to you[6:26:18]   cause our dad abused us[6:26:19]   and that is why we're always bad brothers.[6:26:21]   Yeah.[6:26:23]   And it's like Greg Paul abused you.[6:26:24]   The guy is like on.[6:26:25]   He's just like right off screen.[6:26:27]   Like what the hell?[6:26:28]   You should abuse them very well.[6:26:32]   It was very weird.[6:26:33]   Yeah.[6:26:34]   Ooh, that George Janko.[6:26:35]   Okay, watch this shit.[6:26:36]   You're going to be very sickened.[6:26:38]   That's on this one.[6:26:39]   Yeah.[6:26:40]   I'm going to get your ass.[6:26:42]   Yo, what's going on?[6:26:44]   Do you dress yourself when you wake up?[6:26:46]   Do I dress myself?[6:26:47]   No, God does.[6:26:48]   Look at his shirt.[6:26:49]   What's going on right now?[6:26:50]   I don't like what's going on here.[6:26:51]   Made in heaven.[6:26:52]   Made in heaven.[6:26:53]   No, not with you.[6:26:55]   Why is everyone looking at George and talking about him?[6:26:58]   I mean, this is not a new thing, bro.[6:27:00]   I think it is your time though.[6:27:02]   To leave?[6:27:03]   No, no.[6:27:04]   Okay, I was like.[6:27:05]   Never, never.[6:27:06]   To die?[6:27:06]   What are you saying?[6:27:07]   No, I want you.[6:27:08]   George, it's your time.[6:27:09]   I think it's your time.[6:27:10]   Is it?[6:27:11]   Yeah, I think it is.[6:27:12]   Oh, thank God.[6:27:13]   I think it's your time.[6:27:13]   Get it.[6:27:14]   To be famous.[6:27:15]   Okay, so Jank, I'm very excited that you're here right now[6:27:17]   because this is obviously about me.[6:27:20]   You guys remember how you guys told me to quit music?[6:27:23]   It was a suggestion.[6:27:24]   No, and by the way, great suggestion.[6:27:27]   Great suggestion.[6:27:28]   And by the way, not one that all of my friends in Arizona[6:27:30]   suggested before.[6:27:31]   All of them.[6:27:32]   And it's true, I was terrible at music.[6:27:35]   But I want to show you a song.[6:27:36]   You were terrible.[6:27:37]   I wasn't terrible?[6:27:38]   No, you just weren't.[6:27:39]   Dude, you keep giving me these compliments today.[6:27:40]   You got me.[6:27:41]   You were never terrible.[6:27:42]   You were just good.[6:27:44]   Yeah.[6:27:45]   And we live in Hollywood.[6:27:46]   We got to be a fucking superstar.[6:27:48]   Okay, so just a little quick explanation.[6:27:52]   You were good, but you have to be a superstar.[6:27:53]   Yeah, just a superstar.[6:27:55]   Got it?[6:27:57]   We're the Pauls.[6:27:59]   Abusive dad.[6:28:01]   But now they're saying it's George's time.[6:28:03]   And really, because George is blowing up on his own.[6:28:06]   He's got his own podcast.[6:28:07]   He's got a ton of little Mexican fans.[6:28:08]   They love him like they love Selena.[6:28:11]   Stupidly.[6:28:13]   For no reason.[6:28:14]   So watch this.[6:28:17]   Why I'm showing this to my friends.[6:28:19]   I'm not doing anything for this song,[6:28:22]   but I'm very excited.[6:28:23]   You know who Rami is?[6:28:24]   You did some music with him.[6:28:25]   He's a producer.[6:28:26]   Of course.[6:28:27]   He does a lot of people's music.[6:28:29]   And Tanner Fox is at my house and he said,[6:28:32]   dude, I can't believe you know that producer.[6:28:33]   I would love to meet him.[6:28:34]   So I call him up and you know,[6:28:35]   have you ever had a dream?[6:28:37]   Listen to this lie.[6:28:37]   You've had a dream.[6:28:38]   You know how you ever-[6:28:39]   Here it comes.[6:28:40]   Remember we heard one devil's dream.[6:28:41]   Here's another.[6:28:43]   Has George sold his soul to the devil?[6:28:45]   We just learned about something like this.[6:28:48]   Listen to this.[6:28:49]   Listen to this lie.[6:28:51]   So I call him up and you know,[6:28:52]   have you ever had a dream?[6:28:53]   I don't mean.[6:28:54]   You've had a dream.[6:28:55]   You know how you have a dream and you forget about it.[6:28:57]   And then you remember when you see somebody[6:29:00]   or do something.[6:29:00]   I saw him and I go, whoa, bro,[6:29:02]   I had a dream about you last night[6:29:03]   that you produced me a hit song,[6:29:05]   like something that people actually like.[6:29:07]   And he starts laughing and he goes, bro,[6:29:08]   you're fucking with me.[6:29:09]   I go, no, why?[6:29:10]   He goes, I had that dream last night.[6:29:12]   And I was like, there's no way.[6:29:13]   So my girlfriend and Tanner were like-[6:29:15]   And then he just keeps talking[6:29:16]   as if we don't need a moment to digest that.[6:29:18]   You had the same dream as another man.[6:29:22]   Yeah, so we had the exact same dream.[6:29:23]   So it was like meant to be when we made this song.[6:29:25]   No, no, no, slow down.[6:29:27]   Yes, people are saying this is a demonic possession.[6:29:29]   Check his finger.[6:29:30]   Yes.[6:29:32]   Listen to this again.[6:29:33]   This gets bad.[6:29:34]   Song, like something that people actually like.[6:29:37]   And he starts laughing and he goes, bro,[6:29:38]   you're fucking with me.[6:29:39]   I go, no, why?[6:29:40]   He goes, I had that dream last night.[6:29:41]   And I was like, there's no way.[6:29:43]   So my girlfriend and Tanner-[6:29:44]   So weird.[6:29:46]   That's true.[6:29:47]   So weird.[6:29:48]   I want to see Jake in-[6:29:49]   It's like Jake, it's not so weird.[6:29:52]   It's not real.[6:29:54]   They both lied or exaggerated,[6:29:56]   or they Hollywooded it up together.[6:29:59]   These little lying bastards running around LA.[6:30:02]   Jake should interview an exorcist.[6:30:05]   That would be weird.[6:30:07]   Listen to this.[6:30:08]   He goes, I had that dream last night.[6:30:10]   And I was like, there's no way.[6:30:11]   So my girlfriend and Tanner were like,[6:30:13]   well, you have to go to the studio.[6:30:14]   Big Mike.[6:30:15]   What the fuck are you saying?[6:30:16]   Four people witnessed this.[6:30:17]   You both randomly had a dream about each other.[6:30:19]   Two men randomly had a fucking production dream about you.[6:30:24]   No, I don't care.[6:30:25]   But I'm just saying you might've said it[6:30:27]   and he might've said it,[6:30:27]   but the fact of it actually happened.[6:30:29]   I'm sorry it didn't happen.[6:30:30]   I did not have a dream about Rami the producer.[6:30:33]   And look at this guy.[6:30:33]   See, he's so used to being like this fake Messiah[6:30:36]   little liar.[6:30:37]   And on his own podcast,[6:30:38]   nobody ever calls him out.[6:30:40]   Nobody calls him out.[6:30:41]   And he talks like this all the time.[6:30:42]   And it's like, you didn't have the same dream.[6:30:46]   You didn't manifest this or that.[6:30:49]   Shut up, little nut face.[6:30:54]   And he can't even believe that somebody wouldn't believe[6:30:58]   that him and God got together to make this bullshit happen.[6:31:01]   Wait till you see the bullshit that the dream police[6:31:04]   had to come up with to make this a reality[6:31:07]   so he could save the world.[6:31:09]   Producer random was like,[6:31:10]   George Janko's gonna produce a hit song with me.[6:31:13]   How the fuck would that happen?[6:31:15]   In what fucking universe did that happen?[6:31:17]   Y'all just had random dreams about each other.[6:31:19]   I swear on your new hairline.[6:31:21]   Oh shit.[6:31:24]   We know that's not rock solid.[6:31:27]   I'm sorry.[6:31:28]   Did I take it too far?[6:31:29]   You know what?[6:31:30]   If you're going bald and you don't get this hair surgery,[6:31:32]   you're a complete idiot.[6:31:34]   Mike looks great.[6:31:36]   He looks way better than before.[6:31:37]   Yeah.[6:31:38]   I mean, the bad part about surgeries[6:31:40]   was you look like a monster usually.[6:31:42]   If you can get these surgeries and look fantastic,[6:31:45]   you must do that.[6:31:46]   We don't wanna look at him.[6:31:47]   I don't know why what's taking Jake and Logan so long.[6:31:49]   Why would you wait?[6:31:50]   If you're rich and you're balding,[6:31:53]   get the hair surgery.[6:31:54]   If you lose that hair, you're finished.[6:31:55]   I want you to know that.[6:31:56]   The balds are very heavily discussed behind their backs.[6:32:02]   The rest of the world is very against bald people[6:32:04]   in every way imaginable that you wouldn't.[6:32:07]   You know, we tell you, oh no, no, no, no.[6:32:09]   It doesn't matter.[6:32:10]   It doesn't matter.[6:32:11]   Oh, oh, it matters.[6:32:14]   I got the, this is from here, here.[6:32:17]   This was all surgically created using a 3D printer,[6:32:22]   actually.[6:32:24]   That just snaps off.[6:32:26]   Just snaps off.[6:32:33]   And when it does, I snap and go off.[6:32:38]   All right, look at these idiots.[6:32:39]   So George is lying.[6:32:40]   They call him out.[6:32:42]   And then George does the same.[6:32:43]   Again, he's like so full of himself.[6:32:46]   He's like, yeah, yeah, you guys wouldn't get it.[6:32:48]   But it did happen, little Mexican kids.[6:32:52]   No, that's one place.[6:32:53]   And I was asking you if you dressed yourself[6:32:54]   because I like your outfit.[6:32:55]   Really?[6:32:56]   Yeah.[6:32:57]   You could have said my stomach.[6:32:58]   You guys do the push and pull with me so much.[6:32:59]   It makes me nauseous, bro.[6:33:01]   If I was on a first date with you guys,[6:33:03]   I'd be so fucking insecure.[6:33:04]   I would have gone in my flat feet, my fat stomach,[6:33:06]   drug addiction, the hairline, rock solid.[6:33:08]   I'm sorry, smile hair clinic.[6:33:10]   Anyways, fuck me, bro.[6:33:12]   Welcome to the emotional rub and tug, brother.[6:33:14]   I just want, I wanted to show you guys[6:33:16]   because I'm not going into the song.[6:33:20]   I have a freestyle.[6:33:22]   I came on the song.[6:33:23]   It's a song.[6:33:23]   Sorry, I'm just throwing a lot of things.[6:33:25]   I might spark some shit on you.[6:33:27]   Yeah, I'm so nervous now.[6:33:28]   Imagine if Jake Paul was looking at you like this.[6:33:34]   You're like, I have a new song coming up.[6:33:40]   Guys, can we do this without brother Jake?[6:33:43]   Cause I'm, he could hit it.[6:33:46]   He doesn't hit everybody, does he?[6:33:50]   That's what I would be afraid of[6:33:51]   because I thought George is so comfortable[6:33:52]   in front of him talking about a song that's so,[6:33:54]   I would never want to reveal my art in front of Jake Paul.[6:33:58]   That seems very risky.[6:34:00]   Sorry, I'm just throwing a lot of things.[6:34:01]   I might spark some shit on you.[6:34:04]   Yeah, I'm so nervous now, bro.[6:34:05]   But this is what happened.[6:34:06]   I came into the studio and he said,[6:34:08]   hey, I was working on this song[6:34:09]   to give it to Kanye West's team.[6:34:12]   I was, he goes to the producer, the producer says,[6:34:14]   I got the perfect track for you.[6:34:15]   I've been working on it to give to Kanye West.[6:34:19]   So in George's mind,[6:34:20]   this beat was going to be for Kanye West, okay.[6:34:24]   The studio and he said,[6:34:25]   hey, I was working on this song[6:34:26]   to give it to Kanye West's team.[6:34:28]   And-[6:34:29]   So this guy's a Nazi, obviously,[6:34:31]   working with Kanye.[6:34:32]   It was about Jesus getting nailed to the cross[6:34:35]   and I freestyled on it.[6:34:36]   I was going to delete it,[6:34:38]   but then my girlfriend and Tanner said,[6:34:39]   it should be out there.[6:34:40]   So he goes, I got the perfect beat for you.[6:34:42]   I was going to send it to Kanye,[6:34:43]   but this is perfect for you.[6:34:45]   If you like Googled Kanye Jesus's King style beat,[6:34:50]   this is what would come up.[6:34:51]   And remember I played you Excitebike.[6:34:53]   This is what my life's like.[6:34:54]   I was looking at IG and I don't like it.[6:35:00]   George was going to rap over a beat like that.[6:35:01]   He sees it as a freestyle.[6:35:02]   He was going to delete it,[6:35:03]   but his girlfriend said,[6:35:04]   George, you need to share this with the world.[6:35:06]   And he does.[6:35:08]   I was going to delete it,[6:35:10]   but then my girlfriend and Tanner said,[6:35:11]   it should be out there.[6:35:12]   So this is,[6:35:13]   I would love to show you guys[6:35:14]   the Heart of David freestyle.[6:35:16]   You got balls, kid.[6:35:17]   I'm not a musician.[6:35:17]   I don't give a fuck.[6:35:18]   George is preparing us about this song for last night.[6:35:21]   Hey, Kevin, drop that.[6:35:23]   Please say drop it.[6:35:24]   Oh, he's playing it in here.[6:35:24]   Could you put it up a little bit?[6:35:26]   More?[6:35:27]   Here it comes.[6:35:28]   Oh my God.[6:35:29]   Is it loud for you guys?[6:35:30]   And you have thorns in your head.[6:35:31]   Could you put it up more, Kev?[6:35:33]   Listen to this Kanye shitty,[6:35:34]   Kanye crappy rip off beat.[6:35:37]   How do you guys hear it?[6:35:38]   George is so nervous.[6:35:40]   Look at him.[6:35:41]   Oh, are you bled?[6:35:42]   This is so cringe.[6:35:43]   Look at them.[6:35:44]   Up.[6:35:45]   See?[6:35:46]   Like this.[6:35:46]   Oh, way to go.[6:35:47]   I asked God, give me the Heart of David.[6:35:50]   Honestly, I'm not patient.[6:35:52]   The devil getting frustrated.[6:35:55]   The weed is making me lazy.[6:35:58]   A generation full of babies.[6:36:01]   Honestly, I can't take it.[6:36:02]   United States, but honestly,[6:36:04]   I don't think it's united at all.[6:36:06]   I'm over here looking like I'm about to go fall.[6:36:08]   My mental illness is taking the toll of it all.[6:36:11]   Oh, Jesus over here.[6:36:12]   Like your homie give it all to me.[6:36:15]   A prodigy.[6:36:16]   I oughta be.[6:36:17]   And the picture he goes, he got his eyes full.[6:36:20]   My tongue's sharper than any one of your knives.[6:36:23]   The demon's sweating, they see me, they grip on tight.[6:36:25]   I see your demons, I'm telling them it's on sight.[6:36:28]   I'm just playing.[6:36:29]   I don't fight, I do pray.[6:36:31]   I only go the way of Mr. Yahweh.[6:36:33]   Try to correct me, but I'm stuck in my old ways.[6:36:36]   And that way he don't play, like no way.[6:36:39]   So I gotta get out of my own damn way.[6:36:42]   Shut up.[6:36:44]   Stand over.[6:36:46]   Logan wants us to be over a little bit.[6:36:49]   Fuck.[6:36:50]   Look at all their individual bombs.[6:36:56]   Jake is turning red with ink.[6:36:58]   Yes, Jake hates this.[6:37:01]   You're gonna die when you hear what they say.[6:37:03]   Then the blood came streaming down[6:37:07]   through his head and his thigh.[6:37:10]   So the man died then was blind and could not see me.[6:37:16]   Just like some people have you and me.[6:37:20]   Logan's over bopping.[6:37:22]   No more bopping.[6:37:23]   I'll tell you he's gone.[6:37:25]   Watch me now, watch me now.[6:37:27]   The cross came and then washed me down.[6:37:30]   I'm gonna go ahead and put me on a crown.[6:37:32]   I'm the son of the Mr. Ruler now.[6:37:35]   The devil's screaming really out loud.[6:37:37]   He not proud.[6:37:38]   I got the chains on him now.[6:37:40]   He just walked Chi-town.[6:37:43]   Chi-town.[6:37:44]   Mr. A.Z. Hightown.[6:37:46]   Bow down to no one unless it's a holy one.[6:37:49]   I'm the only one who's speaking the truth.[6:37:51]   Are you too?[6:37:52]   Tell me what you do.[6:37:53]   Tell me what you choose.[6:37:54]   Are you having the hell proof?[6:37:56]   OK, wait, pause.[6:37:58]   Before they go on, I think you should go back like five seconds[6:38:02]   and analyze all their individual faces.[6:38:04]   OK, so should I play it or should I just zoom in here?[6:38:08]   You could go back a little bit and play it because Mike's face versus Logan's face.[6:38:13]   A.Z. Hightown, bow down to no one unless it's a holy one.[6:38:17]   I'm the only one who's speaking the truth.[6:38:19]   Are you too?[6:38:20]   Tell me what you do.[6:38:22]   We caught you not fucking feeling it.[6:38:26]   We caught you going, OK, how long?[6:38:30]   We've popped.[6:38:30]   Logan gets furious when someone else has a thing.[6:38:34]   Yeah, he does.[6:38:35]   He'll maybe allow brother Jake to have a thing.[6:38:37]   But these two.[6:38:39]   Big Mike's got to pretend like this.[6:38:41]   And Logan's like, OK.[6:38:43]   No, I think Big Mike was like really feeling it.[6:38:47]   And then he kind of noticed that Logan wasn't feeling it.[6:38:50]   And he was trying to decide what to do.[6:38:52]   And then he's like, I just got to stick to feeling it.[6:38:55]   And Janko's like this.[6:38:57]   He had his eyes closed the whole time.[6:38:59]   So he has no idea what was happening.[6:39:01]   He thinks this is like when Jesus[6:39:03]   Walks was played for the first time on the radio.[6:39:07]   This is it.[6:39:09]   This is it.[6:39:09]   I've made it.[6:39:10]   I could lay back.[6:39:12]   They love it.[6:39:14]   OK, but it gets way better.[6:39:15]   You got to hear what they say.[6:39:17]   Listen to what they say.[6:39:18]   But you choose.[6:39:19]   Are you having the hell proof?[6:39:20]   Proof.[6:39:21]   Proof.[6:39:21]   Proof.[6:39:22]   Proof.[6:39:22]   Proof.[6:39:23]   Proof.[6:39:23]   Proof.[6:39:24]   Proof.[6:39:24]   Proof.[6:39:25]   Proof.[6:39:25]   Proof.[6:39:26]   Proof.[6:39:26]   Proof.[6:39:27]   Proof.[6:39:27]   Damn.[6:39:31]   Damn.[6:39:34]   That was, that's kind of flame, bro.[6:39:38]   I'm about to convert.[6:39:40]   Logan can't be anti-God.[6:39:42]   He can't be against George anymore.[6:39:44]   He needs all the help he, but what he said[6:39:47]   is very disingenuous.[6:39:50]   That's sort of flame.[6:39:52]   Is it short of then?[6:39:53]   Just short of flames?[6:39:55]   That's nothing.[6:39:56]   It needs to be flames.[6:39:59]   It be short of flames.[6:39:59]   Short of flames is bad.[6:40:01]   You ever do that?[6:40:02]   Hey, how's that fire going?[6:40:04]   We need it to survive.[6:40:05]   It's short of flames.[6:40:08]   You might not make it.[6:40:10]   It's kind of flame, bro.[6:40:12]   I'm about to convert.[6:40:15]   You're going to love it, Jason.[6:40:16]   No, no, no, no.[6:40:18]   OK, OK.[6:40:20]   Who's first?[6:40:21]   Or we just?[6:40:21]   I can hear Kanye on that.[6:40:23]   It sounds like Kanye.[6:40:26]   And somebody came up to me, and Milt said this.[6:40:28]   This part, oh, this is where I draw the line.[6:40:31]   This is what got me so mad.[6:40:33]   Listen to this.[6:40:34]   So Logan goes, I could hear Kanye on that.[6:40:37]   But he just didn't know what to say because he hated it.[6:40:39]   I could hear Kanye.[6:40:40]   You meaning that sounded just like a Kanye song[6:40:44]   and Kanye should be on it, not George?[6:40:47]   I could hear Kanye on that.[6:40:49]   Oh, great.[6:40:49]   A song I did, you could hear another artist?[6:40:51]   Imagine if you made a song, and they're like, oh, cool.[6:40:54]   What's the best rapper, Jay-Z?[6:41:00]   Yeah, I wish Jay-Z was on that song.[6:41:02]   Very good.[6:41:03]   It's not a compliment.[6:41:05]   But watch this.[6:41:06]   This is where things get really rough.[6:41:08]   Listen to what George says here.[6:41:09]   This disturbs me.[6:41:11]   It sounds like it sounds like Kanye.[6:41:13]   Yeah, that'd be his dude.[6:41:14]   And somebody came up to me, and Milt said this as well.[6:41:17]   He goes, bro, you sound black.[6:41:18]   And I go, oh, thank you.[6:41:22]   OK, so the rest of the cast here,[6:41:24]   they're going, George is honored that he[6:41:29]   sounds black doing that goofy, doofy voice he was doing.[6:41:33]   Yeah, I was under the cross, and then he crushed me.[6:41:38]   God sees.[6:41:40]   It's like, that's a joke voice.[6:41:43]   I hope you know that.[6:41:45]   It's the gayest sounding fucking voice ever.[6:41:47]   It sounds worse than logic.[6:41:49]   And he's like, my friends came up to me.[6:41:51]   They're like, dude, you sound black.[6:41:53]   And I'm like, oh.[6:41:56]   But it gets worse.[6:41:58]   Watch what George is looking for here.[6:42:00]   Yeah, on that.[6:42:01]   It sounds like it sounds like Kanye.[6:42:02]   Yeah, that beat is, dude.[6:42:04]   And somebody came up to me, and Milt said this as well.[6:42:06]   He goes, bro, you sound black.[6:42:08]   And I go, oh, thank you.[6:42:10]   I was really, really, I was thrown back[6:42:12]   by how many people that always wanted[6:42:14]   me to quit listen to that song.[6:42:15]   And they're like, what the fuck?[6:42:16]   This doesn't sound like you.[6:42:17]   The beat is cool.[6:42:18]   What the fuck?[6:42:18]   This doesn't sound like you, meaning[6:42:20]   I'm so excited that it doesn't sound like him.[6:42:23]   It's very weird for an artist to say.[6:42:27]   And also Milton is that old man guy who just[6:42:30]   bumps around, locums out.[6:42:31]   Some old man, he don't know nothing.[6:42:34]   So he's getting excited like a child over the fact[6:42:39]   that he sounds like a black rapping man[6:42:44]   and how I could sound like a black.[6:42:46]   Maybe I could use the.[6:42:49]   So listen to this.[6:42:50]   He's kind of stuck on this in a way that's a little unhealthy.[6:42:54]   Always wanted me to quit, listen to that song.[6:42:57]   And they're like, what the fuck?[6:42:58]   This doesn't sound like you.[6:42:59]   The beat is crazy.[6:43:00]   And by the way, that's better coming from you[6:43:04]   than anything else I've heard.[6:43:06]   Is that an accurate definition?[6:43:07]   I don't know.[6:43:08]   I like some of your other songs better, I think.[6:43:10]   I like your tone on that way better.[6:43:12]   I think the second verse was better for sure.[6:43:15]   He wasn't asking for what was wrong with him.[6:43:17]   He goes, did you guys like it?[6:43:20]   I liked a lot of your other stuff better.[6:43:22]   I like the beat.[6:43:24]   Your tone on it was bad.[6:43:27]   George is like, wait, what?[6:43:28]   I thought I just broke the world record for best song.[6:43:31]   They're just going to like a full critique.[6:43:33]   So he didn't really realize that this was coming.[6:43:36]   He thought it was flames.[6:43:37]   He thought that this was going to be like, great job.[6:43:38]   So it is flames.[6:43:39]   Where I, you know, it is flames,[6:43:42]   but bad version of that.[6:43:47]   Just so we're clear.[6:43:48]   We didn't want to bring your hopes up[6:43:49]   with the flames coming.[6:43:50]   We're going to go around the room and tell you,[6:43:52]   and we're going to, as we start discovering we hate it,[6:43:54]   we're going to kind of hate it even more[6:43:57]   until the point where it's not,[6:43:58]   was that even a song?[6:44:00]   Should George even be here?[6:44:03]   Logan just has to look at the prime to stay calm.[6:44:06]   Just keep your eyes on the prime.[6:44:09]   And by the way, like you,[6:44:11]   that gets brutal watching.[6:44:12]   That is coming from you than anything else I've heard.[6:44:14]   Is that an accurate statement?[6:44:15]   I don't know.[6:44:16]   I like your, I like some of your other songs better.[6:44:18]   I think I like your tone on that way better.[6:44:21]   I think the second verse was better, better for sure.[6:44:24]   And also like, it's not like my type of music[6:44:27]   where it's like, it's not my type of music[6:44:31]   where it's all preachy and shit.[6:44:35]   I like the second verse better.[6:44:37]   I like the first verse better.[6:44:38]   And it's not like my type of song[6:44:40]   with all that preachy shit.[6:44:41]   Listen to this.[6:44:42]   On that way better.[6:44:43]   I think the second verse was better, better for sure.[6:44:47]   And also like, it's not like my type of music[6:44:50]   where it's like preachy and shit.[6:44:52]   That was going to be my question is like.[6:44:54]   That's horrible.[6:44:55]   Like when I listen to music, I want to listen to music.[6:44:57]   Okay, let's take a look at George.[6:44:58]   How you doing there, George?[6:45:01]   Not kicking back in the sun anymore, huh?[6:45:04]   Little concerned that maybe you're a little deluded[6:45:08]   by your two roommates who don't know how to turn[6:45:11]   on the smart TV without you there.[6:45:15]   And these two couldn't just be like,[6:45:17]   great song bro, good for you.[6:45:18]   They had.[6:45:19]   Does this look like somebody just heard a good song?[6:45:23]   Bro, that sucks so bad.[6:45:25]   My mouth is a line.[6:45:30]   See that?[6:45:31]   They just drew that shit on nigga.[6:45:33]   That's how bad that song was.[6:45:35]   My mouth is a little line.[6:45:36]   Imagine if somebody said this to you guys[6:45:38]   about your boxing and couldn't win.[6:45:40]   I know.[6:45:41]   Can you imagine we have to pretend that you beat up.[6:45:43]   Definitely not my favorite song from you at all.[6:45:47]   I mean, you guys are no different than the Island boys.[6:45:52]   So let's see.[6:45:53]   Well, let's watch Georgia stream.[6:45:54]   Good channel.[6:45:55]   That was going to be.[6:45:55]   What?[6:45:56]   You went past it over that still image of Jake looked[6:45:59]   like a black Twitter meme about to save savory.[6:46:04]   My question is like.[6:46:07]   Like when I listen to music, I want to listen to music.[6:46:09]   I don't want to like go to church.[6:46:11]   Whoa.[6:46:13]   When I listen to music, I want to listen to music.[6:46:14]   You hear that?[6:46:18]   I don't want to go to church.[6:46:21]   You didn't know that George?[6:46:24]   Like when I listen to music, I want to listen to music.[6:46:26]   I don't want to like go to church.[6:46:28]   Fair enough.[6:46:29]   But Kanye had success with his, but he's Kanye.[6:46:32]   The first time I rapped on it, I was like, yeah, these months.[6:46:35]   And the guy stopped and he goes, stop.[6:46:36]   He goes, just talk about like.[6:46:38]   Wait.[6:46:39]   I was like, these motherfucking niggas.[6:46:41]   He was like, please.[6:46:43]   Pooh motherfuckers.[6:46:46]   And I was like, stop.[6:46:47]   You got to do a serious thing about God.[6:46:50]   I was like, yeah, these months.[6:46:52]   And the guy stopped me.[6:46:53]   He goes, stop.[6:46:53]   He goes, just talk about like what you're actually doing.[6:46:56]   Why didn't he say stop when he said you were from chai town?[6:46:59]   I know.[6:47:00]   Wait, why did you say you're just pretending[6:47:03]   you've had Kanye's life now?[6:47:05]   Yeah, I'm from the shy.[6:47:06]   I worked with hoe.[6:47:10]   See, there's, George is a little like creepy, a little chameleon,[6:47:13]   little wannabe faker and everything he does.[6:47:16]   It's like this.[6:47:18]   And the guy stopped me.[6:47:19]   He goes, stop.[6:47:20]   He goes, just talk about like what you're actually dealing with.[6:47:22]   And I've been praying to have the heart of David.[6:47:24]   So like, I just went into it.[6:47:25]   That was cool, bro.[6:47:26]   That was cool, bro.[6:47:27]   I think like as a, as like a passion thing for like to just do,[6:47:31]   cause you want to hop on and spit about something you're passionate about.[6:47:33]   That's fucking fire, bro.[6:47:34]   Like, yeah, I don't know.[6:47:35]   I don't want to be a musician, but I feel like once in a while when I'm[6:47:38]   having a lot of things on my chest,[6:47:40]   I would go into the studio and see if it forms into something that like is[6:47:44]   nice as it is.[6:47:44]   Go for it, bro.[6:47:45]   I think, I think whatever, I think it's good.[6:47:50]   It's good.[6:47:51]   And it's good to like,[6:47:52]   does that shut them up?[6:47:53]   It's good.[6:47:54]   Can we talk about my fight?[6:47:56]   Those thoughts out and like,[6:47:57]   no, it was, it felt really, really good.[6:47:59]   It's like, it's, it's like a hip hop journal.[6:48:01]   You know what I'm saying?[6:48:02]   Like you just journaled hip hop.[6:48:04]   That sounds pretty gay.[6:48:05]   You would have heard that.[6:48:05]   Would you have thought it was me?[6:48:08]   He's back to it.[6:48:08]   If you would have heard that,[6:48:09]   would you have thought it's me?[6:48:11]   Cause I sounded so black and cool, right?[6:48:14]   I sounded so never again.[6:48:17]   If you would've heard that, didn't know it was me.[6:48:19]   Would you?[6:48:20]   And the song is called the heart of David.[6:48:22]   Wow.[6:48:23]   So you say no, please do not come near my organs.[6:48:28]   Okay.[6:48:28]   Listen to this.[6:48:29]   Therapy.[6:48:30]   You just journaled hip hop.[6:48:32]   If you would've heard that, would you thought it was me?[6:48:36]   I mean, I could tell your voice.[6:48:37]   I know you so well.[6:48:39]   Yeah.[6:48:39]   Yeah.[6:48:39]   Yeah.[6:48:40]   Well, thank you guys.[6:48:41]   I mean, the timing of that was perfect.[6:48:43]   If you guys heard that, would you even think it was me?[6:48:46]   Yeah.[6:48:46]   Your voice and we've yeah, it's definitely a hundred percent.[6:48:50]   Okay.[6:48:51]   Fair.[6:48:52]   Why are they being like that?[6:48:54]   Look at that.[6:48:55]   If you would've heard that, would you have thought it was me?[6:49:00]   I mean, I could tell your voice.[6:49:01]   I know you so well.[6:49:02]   Yeah.[6:49:03]   Yeah.[6:49:03]   Probably.[6:49:04]   Fair enough.[6:49:04]   For sure.[6:49:05]   Let me play here.[6:49:06]   Yeah, of course.[6:49:06]   Of course.[6:49:07]   We'll probably cut all of it, but it's fine.[6:49:13]   Yo, this is crazy right now, bro.[6:49:17]   You're feeling the tension of the room.[6:49:19]   Yeah.[6:49:19]   I think we should do an episode where we talk about like space and time.[6:49:23]   Subject change.[6:49:24]   Now sit in your little undies.[6:49:27]   Look at this little kid.[6:49:28]   Oh, the subject change.[6:49:29]   It's over.[6:49:30]   Very good.[6:49:31]   George Janko, everybody.[6:49:32]   Yeah.[6:49:33]   We'll take a break.[6:49:34]   We'll be right back on the red bar.[6:49:38]   Enjoy the little song.[6:49:55]   I want to set off alarms, deal out the cars, smoke you and cigars and get[6:50:02]   kicked out of bars before two, but only if it's with you, I want to drive[6:50:13]   down Texas, flip off my exes, get kind of reckless and have sex under the[6:50:21]   moon, but only if it's real, I got some baggage, let's do some damage for[6:50:34]   no, I'll say in carriage, you know, I'm savage, but you're looking past it.[6:50:41]   Let's crash a wedding tonight, get drunk by the lights and I'll pick a fight to[6:51:00]   make up on the floor of your home, but only if it's with you, I want to cut off[6:51:12]   my hair and kick off my boots, dance in the wind just to do it again.[6:51:19]   I know it's true, but only if it's with you, I got some baggage, let's do some[6:51:30]   damage, I'm not made for no, I'll say in carriage, you know, I'm savage, but you're[6:51:38]   looking past it, I want that lame artsy magic that forever lasted, I'm kind of[6:51:46]   crazy, cause that's how you make me, I don't need Jesus, cause baby you saved me,[6:51:53]   I'm dumb, but only if it's with you, you, only with you, you, only with you,[6:52:16]   you, you, only with you, you, only with you.[6:52:40]   Thank you all so much.[6:52:46]   We were good, we were gold, kind of dream that can't be sold, we were right, till we[6:53:03]   were, built a home and launched it burn, I didn't want to leave you, I didn't want[6:53:12]   to lie, started to cry, but then remembered I, I could buy myself flowers, write my name[6:53:24]   in the sand, talk to myself for hours, say things you don't understand, and I could[6:53:36]   take myself dancing, and I could hold my own hand, yeah, I can love me better than[6:53:47]   you can, thank you, paint my nails cherry red, that's the roses that you left, no[6:54:04]   remorse, no regret, I forgive every word you said, I didn't want to leave you baby,[6:54:15]   I didn't want to fight, started to cry, but then remembered I, I could buy myself flowers,[6:54:25]   write my name in the sand, talk to myself for hours, say things you don't understand,[6:54:37]   and I could take myself dancing, and I could hold my own hand, yeah, I can love me better[6:54:50]   than you can, love me better, I can love you better baby, I can love you better, I[6:54:58]   can love you better, I can love you better, I can love me better baby, I can love me better,[6:55:06]   I can, I didn't want to leave you, I didn't want to fight, started to cry, but then remembered[6:55:16]   I, I could buy myself flowers, write my name in the sand, talk to myself for hours, say[6:55:30]   things you don't understand, and I could take myself dancing, and I could hold my own hand,[6:55:43]   yeah, I can love me better, than you can, love me better, I can love you better baby, I can love[6:55:52]   you better, I can love you better, I can love you better, I can love you better baby, I can love[6:56:06]   jewels[6:56:36]   Thank you very much.