episode: RED BAR RADIO S20 E24

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[0:00:00] We're going to be starting soon.[0:00:30] Gotta go.[0:01:00] And now you're under my control.[0:01:30] Hello, hello, my Hanukkah.[0:01:48] How are you feeling today?[0:01:49] How are you?[0:01:50] What's up, Jules in the house?[0:01:51] What's up, what's up?[0:01:52] Jules in the house.[0:01:54] This is going to be a very difficult podcast to do.[0:01:57] Hey, hey everybody.[0:02:00] Ready to bar?[0:02:02] It's going to be a great day.[0:02:03] We've got a great show for everybody planned today.[0:02:06] A huge, huge celebration of stuff.[0:02:09] Talking about all the stuff you saw this week.[0:02:12] I've got a lot on my mind this week, Jules.[0:02:16] Like what?[0:02:17] Well, the gym girl with the hip thrusts with the guy who's staring at her.[0:02:23] That's all I could really think about.[0:02:27] Have you seen the gym video with the girl doing the hip thrust?[0:02:30] I was going to do a hip thrust to open the show today, but I don't have the strength.[0:02:37] I actually watched that video for other reasons.[0:02:40] I don't care about the staring or you see the other guy comes and he's staring at the girl.[0:02:44] He dances.[0:02:45] In a low budget gym.[0:02:49] Very, very low budget.[0:02:50] Too much drywall.[0:02:51] When I see a lot of drywall in a gym without a lot of cool stuff on it or cool lights, that's a cheap gym.[0:02:58] To be fair, I think she said that she moved to the back corner so that she could stay safe.[0:03:03] There shouldn't be a back corner of a gym.[0:03:07] The whole place should be beautiful like dog pound.[0:03:11] The gym I go to now.[0:03:13] But yeah, I watched that video for other reasons.[0:03:15] I watch it actually as a tutorial.[0:03:18] When I see hip thrust come up on my app, to see how I do it, I go to that video of the girl being sexually dominated to see how it's done.[0:03:29] I've watched that video many times.[0:03:31] Shows you how to correct form under pressure.[0:03:33] Yeah.[0:03:34] And I also am a bit bloated, but don't worry everybody.[0:03:38] I'm switching to creatine HCL this week.[0:03:42] Does anybody know about that?[0:03:45] Creatine HCL, not too many brands of that, huh?[0:03:49] Not too many brands.[0:03:50] If you know anything about that, give me a ring.[0:03:52] Thank you.[0:03:53] Well, I'm very excited to see everybody here today.[0:03:55] It's been a great week.[0:03:56] Someone says, I love a fat mound in yoga pants.[0:04:01] What's a fat mound in yoga pants?[0:04:03] What are you reading?[0:04:04] Some kind of gore in the chat this early?[0:04:06] Just people's thoughts about the video.[0:04:07] It's probably from Salvo's community.[0:04:09] We got a lot of new people in there.[0:04:11] They're interested in all that type of stuff.[0:04:12] Did you see Salvo in Sam Smith's new music video today?[0:04:17] No.[0:04:18] What does that mean?[0:04:19] What does that mean?[0:04:21] I just don't understand.[0:04:22] I have no idea what that means.[0:04:24] You're throwing me off.[0:04:27] So yeah, but there was a music video that I did see that really disturbed me.[0:04:31] We're going to go over that a little bit later.[0:04:33] That's coming up today.[0:04:34] We've got a lot of stuff.[0:04:35] We're reintroducing light news.[0:04:38] Okay.[0:04:39] Light news was a segment we did at the beginning of the show.[0:04:43] People loved it.[0:04:44] We went over some small ones, stuff that's not very important,[0:04:48] but maybe stuff that you'd like to hear our take on.[0:04:53] It's going to be great.[0:04:54] We don't have a theme song for light news, which I think is why everybody...[0:04:58] We kind of just decided last night we should start doing this again.[0:05:02] But it's going to be great.[0:05:03] Next week it'll be better.[0:05:04] There's a lot of topics here in light news that I'm very excited to talk about.[0:05:07] Of course, the Jonah Hill movie came out on Netflix this week,[0:05:12] which has been in my mind almost every day.[0:05:16] I don't know if you guys saw that movie with Jonah Hill.[0:05:18] The part I want to talk about is there's this part where he's...[0:05:23] I thought he looked very cool in this movie.[0:05:25] The new Jonah... Not Stutz.[0:05:27] I ain't talking about Stutz.[0:05:29] You seen Stutz?[0:05:30] That black and white thumbnail on Netflix that says Stutz?[0:05:34] I've never seen that.[0:05:35] I don't know what that is.[0:05:36] But Jonah Hill came out with a movie with Eddie Murphy.[0:05:39] And we loved, loved this film.[0:05:43] I loved the transitions, the hip-hop transitions between scenes.[0:05:47] The crunchy, cool...[0:05:48] Oh, Crenshaw Boulevard and all the...[0:05:50] All the coolest L.A. neighborhoods.[0:05:53] Yeah.[0:05:54] There's a scene, though, and nobody really is talking about this scene.[0:05:59] There's a scene where Jonah Hill is standing around[0:06:02] and he's brushing his beard with like a...[0:06:07] I don't know what you would call it.[0:06:09] Like a brush kind of...[0:06:10] Wait, that made an impression on you?[0:06:12] Just give me a second here.[0:06:14] Give me a second here.[0:06:15] He was brushing his...[0:06:16] He's got a very coarse Jewish beard.[0:06:20] Is he Jewish, Jonah Hill?[0:06:22] I think so.[0:06:23] Is he fully Jewish?[0:06:24] Yeah, his name is like Jonah Weisenheim or something like that.[0:06:27] He's got to be.[0:06:28] Yeah, he is.[0:06:29] Don't look it up.[0:06:30] Like Jonah Zerman or something like that.[0:06:34] He had a bar mitzvah ceremony, they say.[0:06:36] Wow, okay.[0:06:37] That movie was like going to a bar mitzvah for me.[0:06:40] It was that jam-packed.[0:06:41] But there's a scene where he's brushing his beard with...[0:06:43] I don't know what you would call it.[0:06:45] I don't want to say brush because then you're going to think like a hairbrush.[0:06:48] It's like a brush you would use to clean your cuticles with.[0:06:52] Like a horse hairbrush with no handle.[0:06:54] A horse hairbrush that's like a device that looks like that big[0:06:59] and it's got the bristles, which also regular brushes have.[0:07:04] But he was using it and he was going like this.[0:07:06] He's going like this and I really like that.[0:07:09] So you know what I did this morning?[0:07:11] I didn't even tell Jules.[0:07:12] I'm in the dang bathroom and I see I go into my drawer[0:07:17] and I got this cuticle brush that's got like a nail thing.[0:07:21] Not cuticles, your fingernail brush.[0:07:23] Will you stop here?[0:07:25] You're not letting me finish any of my topics.[0:07:28] So on one side it has a nail brush.[0:07:32] The other side is like, again, a whole thing this big with bristles.[0:07:38] I grab that son of a bitch and I start going,[0:07:41] Jules, it straightened out my teeth![0:07:46] Now can I ask you...[0:07:47] I loved it.[0:07:48] I was going like this.[0:07:49] I could do that all day and I like how he's doing that in public.[0:07:53] He's out there combing his beard in public like that.[0:07:56] I thought that was very cool.[0:07:58] So now the remnants of your undernail dirt is in your beard?[0:08:03] Again, she's not listening.[0:08:05] She's cuckoo.[0:08:06] She's how women end up lost.[0:08:08] One side is the nail brush and you flip it over and that's the other side.[0:08:14] She's not listening clearly today.[0:08:18] Well, we've got a wonderful show.[0:08:20] I'm going to explain more little scenes from movies.[0:08:23] I'm going to explain a lot of stuff to you.[0:08:25] That everybody else, frankly, is doing a terrible job explaining.[0:08:29] I don't know if you ever saw Steven Crowder vs. The Daily Wire.[0:08:35] You know, it's amazing.[0:08:37] These people, I think, are so cooked.[0:08:39] Everybody on these podcasts and shows and YouTube and Twitter, they're cooked, man.[0:08:45] I don't know if it's the Adderall.[0:08:47] I always said the Adderall is going to one day get you to the psychosis part.[0:08:53] And I think we're finally seeing that now.[0:08:56] You know, Steven Crowder's been going on this whole thing.[0:08:59] Stop Big Con, which I was very excited about.[0:09:03] But like every other Steven Crowder incident, you can watch and watch and watch all you want.[0:09:09] You ain't going to know what the hell he's talking about.[0:09:13] He's terrible at explaining things.[0:09:18] And watching some other shows, everybody else seems to be very terrible at explaining things.[0:09:24] There was an Eminem controversy this week, which is being poorly explained to people.[0:09:30] You know, a lot of people are cooked.[0:09:33] So today we're going to go over the cooked ones.[0:09:35] We'll iron things out for people here today, which I think is going to be great.[0:09:40] We've got a ton of cool videos, a ton of cool clips, and a lot of madness.[0:09:46] I'm going to be here for a long time. This time as I turn Siri off on my watch here.[0:09:50] And we might be here for a good...[0:09:54] Now listen, eight hours is a long show.[0:09:58] Eight hours is a long show.[0:10:01] Six hours isn't a short show.[0:10:03] Eight hours is a long show.[0:10:06] Keep that in mind, viewers of the show.[0:10:09] Last week we had a wonderful Scars Club episode.[0:10:12] If you've tuned in since the beginning of the show and you thought everything you've heard so far was really great,[0:10:18] wait till you hear our last show and you can get that right now on the Scars Club.[0:10:26] That's our bonus content members only club.[0:10:28] You can't steal from it.[0:10:30] You can't give out the passwords.[0:10:32] You can't stream it in your Discord for other people.[0:10:36] It's all illegal and we want you to join.[0:10:40] We want to have that as our source of income here for my wife and I.[0:10:45] It's just us on this world.[0:10:48] We're very lonely and we need this job and this opportunity. Thank you.[0:10:53] So redbarradio.net slash Scars Club.[0:10:57] You get access to all the archives.[0:10:58] I had a guy yesterday said, I'm on episode 17, season 17.[0:11:04] You know, it's just as good as the new episodes.[0:11:07] This is great stuff here.[0:11:08] I said thank you so much.[0:11:10] So yes, join that club.[0:11:12] Don't steal it.[0:11:13] In fact, keep getting reports that there's a guy named Saison Z.[0:11:21] You know Saison Z?[0:11:23] This is unique news.[0:11:26] He lives in, this isn't a dox.[0:11:28] Everybody knows where he lives.[0:11:29] He lives in Maryland.[0:11:32] Where does he live?[0:11:33] Do we remember?[0:11:34] Poland, Maryland.[0:11:36] And I've seen the outside of the structure he lives in.[0:11:40] Ooh.[0:11:42] Yeah, it really looks like something from an older show from HBO,[0:11:48] where they're showing a gritty part of town.[0:11:50] It actually looks like where Hey Big Mike used to live and get his pizzas.[0:11:55] Crummy, crummy, crummy, East Coast crumminess.[0:11:59] Oh, it gives me a chill just thinking about it.[0:12:01] You know, like Queens, New York.[0:12:04] Many cities on the East Coast.[0:12:06] There's no leaves on the trees.[0:12:07] It's all dead.[0:12:09] It's all cold.[0:12:10] And there's all this light blue siding.[0:12:13] It's all beat up.[0:12:16] That's where he lives.[0:12:17] And I got word that this guy unique, when we go live here,[0:12:21] what he does is he starts watching it and streaming it.[0:12:25] Now, we don't mind, of course, if people want to do a little critique of me,[0:12:29] go over some short clips, very short clips.[0:12:32] But we are not going to put up with people stealing from us, okay?[0:12:37] And so today, if you see unique news, Saison Zee, that guy,[0:12:43] if you see him streaming our show, Alert Jewels,[0:12:46] we're going to stop everything and we're going to call the cops.[0:12:49] We're going to go after him today, okay?[0:12:51] This is his last time.[0:12:53] We've warned him.[0:12:54] He said he's going to keep doing it.[0:12:55] We're not going to take this lightly here anymore, okay?[0:13:00] It's just not what we're into here.[0:13:03] Other than that, I think that's all the announcements we have for today.[0:13:07] We could get into this amazing show.[0:13:09] Would you like to do a rise with me, everybody?[0:13:11] Yes.[0:13:12] Get a rise and I've got a great drink.[0:13:14] I'm so excited to have a little sip here.[0:13:16] I got the old Jim Beam back here.[0:13:18] Remember the old days?[0:13:19] Don't drink too much.[0:13:20] We got this because it's all we could afford.[0:13:23] The last show, Mike was so sick after the show that he was rolling around in beds,[0:13:28] going dirty.[0:13:30] Oh, my God.[0:13:31] Yeah, I didn't tell people about that part.[0:13:32] So, yes, on the last show, I had a blast on the last show, by the way.[0:13:36] I had a really good time.[0:13:37] Same.[0:13:38] We went eight and a half hours, which is along that show.[0:13:42] My supplements are starting to work here.[0:13:44] Beta, allene, creatine.[0:13:49] What else am I taking here?[0:13:51] Amino acid complex from Thorne.[0:13:54] That's a good one.[0:13:55] L-glutamine powder.[0:13:58] I'm mixing them all up.[0:13:59] I'm doing it all wrong.[0:14:02] But, yeah, the last show, I drank a lot.[0:14:05] And what happened?[0:14:06] So, I take, on the beginning of the show, the only thing I used to get me amped.[0:14:09] We don't even really drink caffeine much anymore.[0:14:12] The only thing I used is five-hour energy, extra strength.[0:14:16] Believe it or not, that mixed with the booze.[0:14:18] I take the five-hour energy right as the pre-show starts.[0:14:21] We start drinking, and then it's, you know, you're parted at least for five hours.[0:14:26] It really does work here.[0:14:28] In this context, it works.[0:14:30] It doesn't really work when I'm out on the town using it.[0:14:34] It doesn't seem to do the same thing, but it works here.[0:14:36] And then, after the show, I usually get a really, like, the hangover starts coming in in real time.[0:14:43] You know, we wrap up here.[0:14:45] We sit around for about two hours.[0:14:47] We upload the show.[0:14:48] We clean up.[0:14:49] And when I got home, I started getting the spins, man.[0:14:55] I just started feeling really crappy.[0:14:58] The five-hour energy wore off.[0:15:00] The booze, the hangover starts kicking in.[0:15:03] And I'm sleeping, and I'm tossing and turning in my sleep.[0:15:06] And throughout my sleep, and this has never happened like this before.[0:15:10] It's kind of hard to explain, but throughout my sleep, I would wake up tossing and turning.[0:15:15] And every time I woke up, it was, dirty munch on.[0:15:19] Sell those penises deflated like a punk.[0:15:22] Like, torture.[0:15:24] Almost like in a maniacal, you know, malicious way.[0:15:31] Like the song was causing the pain.[0:15:33] Yes, it was almost as if the song was causing the pain.[0:15:37] And it was racing.[0:15:39] That song was racing.[0:15:40] The song we played on the last episode, by the way.[0:15:42] Was racing through my mind and just over and over again.[0:15:46] Almost waking me.[0:15:48] It was like I would fall asleep.[0:15:49] The song would start playing and wake me up.[0:15:51] And then the hangover and all that stuff.[0:15:54] It was literally torture.[0:15:56] I had never gone through something like that before.[0:15:59] What was your experience like with that song we played?[0:16:02] We might need to play it again.[0:16:04] I love that song.[0:16:05] We got a lot.[0:16:06] Listen, I'll tell you this.[0:16:07] I've heard it enough.[0:16:08] The creator of that song.[0:16:09] Do you remember the British guy?[0:16:10] The creator of that British?[0:16:15] He said he liked the coverage.[0:16:17] He was happy.[0:16:18] I went to his channel.[0:16:19] I started looking for more songs.[0:16:21] He doesn't have that many more songs.[0:16:24] But what do you guys say?[0:16:26] Can I hire him to make some songs for Red Bar?[0:16:31] To be clear, that song that we played last week was not for Red Bar.[0:16:35] It was not anything I had to do with.[0:16:37] Somebody sent it to me.[0:16:38] And we had our opinions of the song.[0:16:42] But now since the song is so much more than it ever could have been,[0:16:47] should we make this guy the official voice of the Red Bar show?[0:16:51] And you're hearing this guy sing throughout our episodes about every little thing that we do.[0:16:57] Would that be something you guys would be interested in?[0:16:59] How about we just send him out to scare people?[0:17:02] Well, he lives in Britain and there's really nobody I know out there to scare.[0:17:07] Except for KSI, of course.[0:17:09] Actually, you followed him on YouTube or subscribed to him on YouTube.[0:17:13] Yes.[0:17:14] And then he was posting all these just random streams, but we didn't know who it was.[0:17:17] And then you were like, who the fuck is this guy?[0:17:19] Who the hell is this guy?[0:17:20] And then you clicked his channel.[0:17:21] And the second that you clicked it, he was going, oh, you dirty monster.[0:17:25] You dirty monster.[0:17:26] And we were like, oh, of course.[0:17:28] That's him.[0:17:29] Okay, let's get to our rise.[0:17:30] I got a great drinking song.[0:17:31] I can't wait to get some of this stuff down my throat here.[0:17:34] Feel free to drink along.[0:17:36] I wouldn't go, you know, don't do it more than me.[0:17:40] Don't do it less than me, but do it at the same time as me.[0:17:44] Have the water at the same time.[0:17:46] Do it exactly the same as me and you'll see it'll all start rolling with the homies, you know?[0:17:52] Okay, we're doing a rise.[0:17:54] That settles it.[0:17:55] All right, you ready?[0:17:56] Everybody ready?[0:17:57] One, two, three, rise.[0:18:00] There we go.[0:18:01] Oh, here it goes.[0:18:08] Rise.[0:18:12] Rise.[0:18:14] Get up.[0:18:17] Up.[0:18:18] Here comes our TV set.[0:18:22] Rise.[0:18:24] There we go.[0:18:25] A little bit higher.[0:18:27] Come out.[0:18:28] A little bit lower.[0:18:30] Right halfway and there we go.[0:18:32] Beautiful rise.[0:18:33] Oh, look at that screen.[0:18:34] Isn't that nice?[0:18:35] That's a Samsung television.[0:18:37] What were we going to get?[0:18:38] The Samsung, what's the new one you wanted to look into?[0:18:41] Oh, the Serif?[0:18:42] The Serif.[0:18:43] She's very interested in the Samsung Serif.[0:18:45] Well, I don't think it's going to work because it only comes in white.[0:18:47] Exactly.[0:18:49] Okay, let's get into this drink here.[0:18:51] I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying.[0:18:52] I was going, why do I feel so shitty and horrible?[0:18:56] It's because I haven't had the first drink.[0:18:58] Oh, a little note on the drinking.[0:19:00] This is, believe it or not, the only time I drink.[0:19:05] You can come back to me.[0:19:06] It's just the only time I drink is on this show.[0:19:09] Even when we go out, you know, she's always trying to order the cocktail.[0:19:13] And I'm going, I'll just have some of yours.[0:19:17] I don't really drink at all.[0:19:19] A lot of people think because I drink the way I do on the show, I must be a huge drinker.[0:19:24] Well, the waitress comes by and she goes, can I get you guys a $17 cocktail?[0:19:29] And Mike goes, no, no, no, no, no water, please water.[0:19:32] And I'll pick out a special little drink for my, oh, which one should I pick?[0:19:37] I spend so much time considering.[0:19:39] She brings it and then Mike takes a sip, which is the whole cup.[0:19:45] Yeah, when I take a sip of booze, I like to do, I don't do little sips.[0:19:48] I like a gulp, I like a big hard hitting gulp.[0:19:53] When we go out, you drink only, not me.[0:19:56] Well, okay.[0:19:57] Well, now it's going to sound like I was lying.[0:20:00] It is not.[0:20:02] Yes, I do take gulps from her cocktails once in a while, but I am not into drinking.[0:20:08] Everyone has their own side of the story.[0:20:09] Okay.[0:20:10] I'm just trying to say I think drinking is stupid.[0:20:14] I'm not into whiskey.[0:20:16] I'm not into drinking.[0:20:17] You're never going to catch me out drinking.[0:20:19] Trust me.[0:20:21] And I told this to my friend Coffeezilla.[0:20:24] He felt almost betrayed, like he doesn't even know, you know, a lot of people.[0:20:29] I want to make sure people know the real me today.[0:20:32] And I don't want you to think I'm out drinking and yelling.[0:20:35] I'm very quiet.[0:20:36] I'm very, I keep to myself and I do not drink.[0:20:40] And that's the honest to God truth.[0:20:42] We're going to play this song.[0:20:43] This is an oldie, but a goodie.[0:20:46] And I'll let this start.[0:20:48] This will be our drinking song for today.[0:20:49] I found this on a little YouTube channel called Top G Confidential.[0:20:59] And I think this is going to lead us into our drink here.[0:21:01] Let's see how this goes.[0:21:02] Turn that shit off.[0:21:03] Let's see how this goes.[0:21:06] Okay.[0:21:07] Here he goes.[0:21:08] We'll let this do it.[0:21:09] Welcome to Red Bar.[0:21:10] Have your first one.[0:21:11] Not really.[0:21:12] Call for two.[0:21:13] Andrew Tate, everybody.[0:21:15] Four miles in the tankers.[0:21:17] No gas stations.[0:21:18] You don't know about this song.[0:21:21] Do you know all the words to this song?[0:21:23] No.[0:21:24] It's this softer, shyer Andrew Tate that people don't see all the time.[0:21:26] The cool grown man doesn't know all the words to rappers delight.[0:21:29] What do you mean?[0:21:30] Look at that guy.[0:21:31] I can't believe they let him smoke in the car.[0:21:35] I can't believe he lets himself smoke in the car.[0:21:39] Are you ready to rap?[0:21:41] Yeah.[0:21:42] And I know all the words.[0:21:43] Watch this guys.[0:21:45] He's pretty good.[0:21:48] He's a boomer.[0:21:55] Let's have our first one.[0:21:56] Cheers everybody.[0:21:57] Ooh.[0:22:07] This is Tate and his brother in the car.[0:22:09] This is Tate and his brother in the car.[0:22:20] He knows all the words, huh?[0:22:29] Oh, yeah.[0:22:30] That's for Tate, everybody, and his brother.[0:22:32] Very good. Let's have that last one.[0:22:36] Woo![0:22:38] Woo![0:22:43] You know, it does kind of suck without him.[0:22:46] I do feel bad for him when I watch these old videos, which we do, you know, frequently.[0:22:52] I do feel bad that he's got to be in that jail.[0:22:54] Wasn't there an update from Tate this week?[0:22:57] My Andrew Tate, by the way.[0:22:59] Remember when I introduced the world to Andrew Tate?[0:23:04] Because of Michaela Peterson, we were doing a little investigation on the meat queen.[0:23:08] Michaela Peterson, remember her?[0:23:10] She's everywhere these days.[0:23:12] And she was photographed.[0:23:15] I wanted to bring this back up.[0:23:17] She was photographed with, do we have that photo?[0:23:20] Could anybody find that photo?[0:23:21] This is how we found out about Tate.[0:23:23] She went to Romania.[0:23:25] You know, years ago, this is before anybody knew about Tate.[0:23:29] Before I knew about Tate.[0:23:31] She goes to Romania, meets with Andrew Tate.[0:23:34] They were in some hookah lounge.[0:23:37] And there was this really creepy photo.[0:23:40] Andrew Tate was doing something where he looked like he was holding his dick or something like that.[0:23:45] And that's what led us to interview Andrew Tate.[0:23:49] That's what finally, you know, we go, who is this guy?[0:23:52] Does he know anything about Michaela?[0:23:54] Is Michaela going to Romania to learn from this guy?[0:23:58] How to start her, you know, lion diet club?[0:24:02] Did she want to learn from him?[0:24:04] You know, he's in the webcam business at that time.[0:24:07] Did she go to meet him for some sort of business meeting?[0:24:10] Did we find the picture?[0:24:12] It's coming up.[0:24:14] Hello?[0:24:15] I got you. You're good.[0:24:17] It's in next up.[0:24:18] Next up. Okay.[0:24:19] Look at this.[0:24:21] Because I wanted to bring this back up here.[0:24:26] Yeah, that's not the picture I'm talking about, but this will work.[0:24:30] Wait, there's two. There should be two.[0:24:31] Okay. It's only giving me one right now.[0:24:34] I got it.[0:24:35] Okay, great.[0:24:36] Here he comes.[0:24:37] Remember this picture.[0:24:39] So this is how we found out about Andrew Tate.[0:24:42] We were looking into Michaela and we see this picture of the two of them in Romania.[0:24:48] You know, we go, why is she there?[0:24:52] But I'm thinking about this picture last week after all the stuff.[0:24:55] You know, Tate's in jail now.[0:24:57] All these bad tapes about Tate are coming out.[0:25:02] And now I'm thinking back.[0:25:04] Why was Jordan Peterson's daughter Michaela visiting Andrew Tate?[0:25:11] Shouldn't this be relooked into?[0:25:14] What was the reason?[0:25:15] What did he say?[0:25:17] You know, Jules, when we had him on the show,[0:25:19] what did he say the reason she was there for was?[0:25:22] I don't think he really gave a reason.[0:25:24] We were asking him all sorts of questions about Michaela.[0:25:27] I think he just vaguely said that she was visiting as a friend.[0:25:30] Does anyone in our chat?[0:25:32] No.[0:25:33] Does anyone in our chat remember why was Michaela Peterson in Romania visiting Andrew Tate?[0:25:40] I mean, maybe this thing needs to be reopened here.[0:25:45] Oh yeah, we thought of this when Hassan was watching some clip of this video.[0:25:53] What was that?[0:25:54] Oh yeah, where it had all these girls and it was like, you can be a famous model.[0:25:59] Let me see if I can find this.[0:26:00] Hold on a sec.[0:26:01] And then, oh yeah, I have it here.[0:26:03] It's in the same thing.[0:26:04] Sure.[0:26:05] Okay.[0:26:06] And we were like, was this what Michaela?[0:26:08] Well, obviously we don't think she was going there to be a model,[0:26:11] but I think she went there to learn his techniques and bring them back to the States and use them against her own unwilling supporters.[0:26:22] Could it be that she was, you know, goes to visit Tate, he teaches her the ways of the pyramid.[0:26:28] She comes back and she's using those techniques now on her own.[0:26:33] Someone says he said it was strictly business and advice.[0:26:37] Well, business and advice, that can't be good.[0:26:39] Someone else says there's a vid where she confirms he was helping her with her site.[0:26:44] Look at that.[0:26:45] Now, why would you go, listen to this though.[0:26:47] Listen to this.[0:26:48] This is still Jordan Peterson's daughter.[0:26:50] Would you fly to Romania to get, I mean, think about all the websites that are started here.[0:26:57] You usually don't fly to Romania and get advice from a guy like that when you're starting a website, unless it's how do you build a website that's crooked?[0:27:06] You know, how do I con people without getting caught?[0:27:10] I'd go see Andrew Tate.[0:27:11] That's the kind of stuff I wanted to learn.[0:27:13] Otherwise, you know, the many people in the States, even on Fiverr now, you could get a lot of people to know about websites.[0:27:19] Okay.[0:27:20] What time code am I going to in this Hassan?[0:27:22] We love Hassan over here so much.[0:27:25] What time am I going to here?[0:27:27] It's probably at the right time.[0:27:28] It is?[0:27:29] Skip ahead.[0:27:30] Two forty?[0:27:31] With the arrow keys.[0:27:32] Okay.[0:27:33] Yeah.[0:27:34] Right here?[0:27:35] Let's check this out here.[0:27:36] Let's see what happens here.[0:27:38] Digging back in, Michaela.[0:27:39] We're reopening the case.[0:27:41] Why is he not in there?[0:27:42] I've dedicated members of staff promoting you 24 hours a day.[0:27:45] Is this good?[0:27:46] The earning potential is unlimited.[0:27:48] Model Stars has three studios, New York City, Koh Samui, Thailand, and Budapest in the heart of Europe.[0:27:56] Each studio has a-[0:27:57] Okay, so explain what video is Hassan watching right here?[0:28:01] This was like a video that Tate put out to get models?[0:28:05] I guess so.[0:28:06] Okay, so this is like some weird video that Tate was using.[0:28:09] This is the video that reminded us.[0:28:10] It seemed like it was around the same time.[0:28:12] I understand, but this video is a video that Tate produced years ago to send out to-[0:28:18] I think so.[0:28:19] Well, I mean, it is or it isn't?[0:28:21] It is.[0:28:22] That's what Hassan is saying, at least.[0:28:23] Okay.[0:28:24] Well, it is.[0:28:25] He can be trusted.[0:28:26] That's what it is.[0:28:27] I'm just confirming that.[0:28:28] So it's this video, this promotional video that Tate put out and he sent out to all these women to get him to join the cam girl business in this voiceover explaining how it's done.[0:28:41] I think we should hear this and see if it has anything to do with what maybe Michaela's got cooking right now.[0:28:48] Model Stars has three studios, New York City, Koh Samui, Thailand, and Budapest in the heart of Europe.[0:28:54] Look at this asshole.[0:28:55] He just sits there and eats.[0:28:56] Each studio has only 10 girls earning a minimum of 4,000 pounds a month.[0:29:01] After one year, the average salary is over 7,000 pounds per month.[0:29:06] All of our studios offer top quality accommodation in a female only business.[0:29:12] Female management and support team ensures that women have-[0:29:16] Make shimmers look bad?[0:29:17] All these push shimmers that were with Africa's?[0:29:19] Brother, I don't know what to tell you other than-[0:29:21] Why does Hassan got to keep saying brother?[0:29:24] That really bothers me.[0:29:25] Have you caught people saying this?[0:29:26] Even Ethan Klein's been saying brother lately.[0:29:30] I don't like when these little fads start picking up and everybody starts talking with these new terms.[0:29:35] No, but brother's been around for so-[0:29:37] This guy saying brother hasn't been around for that long.[0:29:43] I don't like that.[0:29:44] I'm very suspicious of stuff like that.[0:29:46] Isn't there another one too this week?[0:29:48] Some word people are using that's starting to really bother me.[0:29:53] The one that I want to re-bring back up is when people on Twitter use the word y'all.[0:30:00] Y'all. This really bothers me.[0:30:04] Really bothers me.[0:30:06] I always hear excuse after excuse as to why people use y'all.[0:30:11] If you're not from the south, from Georgia, you can't be running around going y'all.[0:30:17] Y'all need to listen up here on my Twitter.[0:30:22] I really, really don't like that.[0:30:24] In fact, I don't just not like it.[0:30:30] I find it to be suspicious when people use the word y'all.[0:30:36] As if they're just some little suspect about what you're about to say if you use the word y'all.[0:30:45] I don't want to see any of our guys using that one.[0:30:47] Dump that one.[0:30:48] Let's go was being used in our own comment threads when that first started getting really popular.[0:30:55] I don't know if people were doing it as a bit, but that let's go thing got really out of hand.[0:31:02] It's still really out of hand.[0:31:03] I remember when I shut that down, I was so happy because people were saying in my comments all the time,[0:31:08] let's go, let's go.[0:31:12] And that really it gets to me.[0:31:15] It's almost like not only do I find a cringe, but it personally insults me.[0:31:21] It feels like you're telling me to get out of bed.[0:31:23] Let's go, let's go, let's go.[0:31:25] Your dad would when he would wake you up to go to school and you were rolling around and they're jacking off.[0:31:33] But as soon as I said no more, let's go, it stopped like that.[0:31:38] We never heard let's go again.[0:31:40] There was like one or two guys who did it as a joke and then it kind of went away.[0:31:45] I would really want to thank our community.[0:31:48] This is a wonderful community.[0:31:50] I love online communities and I want to thank this community for dropping that one.[0:31:55] And I hope you dropped it in real life.[0:31:56] Let's try to drop y'all.[0:31:59] OK, can we do that?[0:32:01] Put our hearts together.[0:32:02] Here I sent you a better video that someone sent of Michaela explaining why she was there.[0:32:06] We can check that out.[0:32:08] I just want to, if we can get this in the hands of the right people.[0:32:12] You know, if that gym video, the girl doing the hip thrust could go viral and be talked about for a week and a half.[0:32:18] Surely some of these things.[0:32:20] Remember that video we had of that girl camping out of her car?[0:32:23] Remember living out of her car and that ATV drives by and he's like, there's a man watching you up on them hills.[0:32:30] Remember that one we played on the show?[0:32:31] That should have been bigger than the hip thrust girl video.[0:32:36] And you got to you know what?[0:32:37] Here's another tip to speaking to that hip thrust girl.[0:32:39] Candace Owens covered it.[0:32:41] Do you guys subscribe to Candace Owens?[0:32:43] Of course not.[0:32:45] Of course you don't.[0:32:46] She's on the same network as lovable Michael Knowles.[0:32:50] Oh, we love Michael Knowles here now.[0:32:53] He's perfect.[0:32:54] I mean, he really is everything Crowder wishes he could be.[0:32:58] But while I was on there, you know, now I'm all interested in The Daily Wire and their goings ons and all the little twisted things that happened over there.[0:33:07] And Candace Owens has a show there.[0:33:10] You know, she's got she barely gets any views.[0:33:14] Did you know that she gets about 40K views, sometimes 25K views at the highest, maybe 80K on a clip.[0:33:23] But her views are very low and she's doing like a daily show on that network.[0:33:29] I got to say why our viewers are too racist to watch her pie.[0:33:33] I think so.[0:33:34] I think they really don't want to actually sit.[0:33:36] They love when she's kind of just in the news, making a mess.[0:33:40] But I don't think they want to sit around watching a little monkey there.[0:33:46] About all these topics, because Michael Knowles is smoking her and Michael Knowles, if you said who's more famous, Candace Owens or Michael Knowles?[0:33:54] Of course, it would be Candace, right?[0:33:56] Her views are nothing.[0:33:58] And I think somebody needs to sit down and have a meeting with her about her attitude.[0:34:04] You know, I've been watching some Candace Owens clips.[0:34:07] She went over this whole gym girl thrusting thing, too.[0:34:10] And man, is she negative.[0:34:12] And she's not kidding.[0:34:13] You know, Michael Knowles kind of does his kind of tongue in cheek almost.[0:34:17] Or me.[0:34:18] But that Candace Owens, man, she's negative.[0:34:21] And she doesn't understand.[0:34:23] Like, yeah, you could rip on all this stuff, but it's kind of a joke.[0:34:27] You can't be this serious about it, can you?[0:34:30] So I would say I highly recommend subscribing to Candace Owens YouTube channel and watching her whenever she pops up.[0:34:39] She really looked like a little...[0:34:43] Remember what I said the other day?[0:34:44] I go, you look like a little...[0:34:48] You can't say anything about that kind of person.[0:34:50] We've also got, yeah, I got some great trans stuff coming up today.[0:34:53] And Jordan Peterson's got a really...[0:34:55] You should see, Jordan Peterson has advanced his trans opinion.[0:35:01] Wait till you hear Jordan Peterson.[0:35:02] I just saw this clip this morning.[0:35:04] I must have missed it in this JRE episode with Peterson.[0:35:07] But here's Peterson's daughter.[0:35:09] She's going to talk about why she visited Andrew Tate.[0:35:14] I think the FBI needs to relook into this little instance here.[0:35:19] Let's check this out.[0:35:21] I was in Germany and Andrew Tate invited me to come see his house and talk business.[0:35:29] And he flew me over there for a day.[0:35:32] I was there for a day.[0:35:33] Why?[0:35:34] He was talking about starting a paywall.[0:35:36] Trying to figure out how to monetize content.[0:35:39] And then I flew home.[0:35:42] Jesus![0:35:44] Whoa![0:35:46] I love that.[0:35:47] I'm telling you, I love Tate more and more every day.[0:35:49] Not actually love.[0:35:52] You know, you've got to explain that.[0:35:53] See, the Nelk boys and those types of people,[0:35:56] they don't understand, like, you could love Tate and still go, whoa![0:36:02] You know, you don't have to love his crimes to love Tate.[0:36:07] A lot of people are very bad at doing this.[0:36:09] You know, Red Bar is the best at doing this.[0:36:11] I love Ally Alexander.[0:36:14] He created January 6th, a date that I also love, but I don't love it at all.[0:36:22] You know what I mean?[0:36:23] I love January 6th.[0:36:25] I consider myself self a sixer.[0:36:29] I love that whole storyline.[0:36:33] I want there to be January 7th, January 8th, January 9th.[0:36:37] You know what I mean?[0:36:38] Let's keep that energy going.[0:36:41] Okay.[0:36:42] I thought that was interesting.[0:36:43] Mikaela Peterson.[0:36:44] Let's relook into that.[0:36:46] And I'm sorry, I got something stuck in my coat.[0:36:50] Give her a tag.[0:36:52] Give her a mention.[0:36:53] Put it on Twitter.[0:36:54] Tell people about this stuff.[0:36:55] Start spreading rumors.[0:36:57] This show loves to spread a good rumor, and I got a new one here.[0:37:01] You guys know Matt and Shane?[0:37:03] Do you guys know Matt and Shane?[0:37:06] Shane Gillis, of course.[0:37:07] And do you know Matt, his co-host?[0:37:10] Barely.[0:37:11] Maybe we could pull up just a Matt and Shane podcast episode.[0:37:14] You know, Matt and Shane.[0:37:16] Or do you want their JRE appearance?[0:37:19] I really don't want to open Spotify.[0:37:21] That's what I really don't want to do.[0:37:23] I could find a clip.[0:37:24] Yeah, maybe if you could find a clip.[0:37:25] You know, Shane Gillis, everybody, every time you hear about him, people are saying they like him.[0:37:32] He's the hottest, freshest new name in comedy.[0:37:34] Yeah, I have definitely failed at my job because people are out there liking Shane Gillis.[0:37:40] You know, even people who watch this show.[0:37:42] And that always happens.[0:37:44] It's the best of the worst will always be liked.[0:37:50] I could prove this.[0:37:52] Because there's a show called Milf Manor.[0:37:56] Shane Gillis is the Milf Manor.[0:37:58] Wait, no.[0:38:00] None of this is going to make much sense, but it will.[0:38:03] Shane Gillis is not that good, but he's better than what you're presented with with all these other fools.[0:38:08] I mean, Jeremiah Wonders, Jeremiah Watkins, Tony Hinchcliffe, Mark Norman.[0:38:14] Who else do you got? Sam Morrell, Joe List.[0:38:18] Those are the comics these days.[0:38:20] So then when you see Shane Gillis, it's almost like a tinier breath of fresh air because he's not as bad as all those other guys.[0:38:30] That doesn't mean he's good.[0:38:32] And Shane Gillis, he's been on Rogan many times.[0:38:36] He got his wish, right?[0:38:38] He doesn't make SNL.[0:38:40] Remember, he wanted to be on SNL.[0:38:45] The A.D. Bryant show, by the way, they got a brand new A.D. Bryant.[0:38:50] Did you see? SNL's got a whole new cast.[0:38:52] We couldn't believe it because we've been kicked out.[0:38:54] You could only see this show on Peacock now.[0:38:56] We just got Peacock.[0:38:58] We just got Peacock. It's a nice service, man.[0:39:00] Peacock is nice. That's slick.[0:39:02] And I always hate those small streaming services because they really gyp you on the quality.[0:39:10] They'll tell you it's 1080p, but it's like 480p that they just call 1080p.[0:39:16] They really do it. That should be illegal.[0:39:18] Like YouTube TV.[0:39:20] Have you ever bought that YouTube TV where it gives you the cable channels and stuff?[0:39:25] It's 480p quality.[0:39:28] And they're like, oh, this is 1080p, isn't it?[0:39:31] It's like, OK, yeah.[0:39:33] By the way, I don't think 1080p is acceptable anymore.[0:39:37] Everything must be in 4000 already, right?[0:39:41] But Peacock has been great and we finally watched the new season of SNL and they have a brand new A.D. Bryant.[0:39:49] Maybe you could find that girl for me.[0:39:51] She looks identical to A.D. Bryant.[0:39:54] They got rid of A.D. Bryant.[0:39:55] They got another fat girl.[0:39:57] I wonder if this girl will, you know, has the same energy as A.D. Bryant.[0:40:02] Let's find out.[0:40:04] I was blocked by A.D. Bryant years ago because she was holding two ice cream cones.[0:40:10] This bitch had the nerve in middle of December.[0:40:14] She's walking around outside the SNL.[0:40:16] What do they call that place? 30 Rock.[0:40:19] A.D. Bryant's walking around 30 Rock.[0:40:22] Imagine I have two of these.[0:40:24] She's holding two ice cream cones, big, big cones with sprinkles.[0:40:29] And she's having a blast outside.[0:40:31] And I'm going, you need to be eating ice cream in December.[0:40:36] Yes, I sent some nasty comment to her on Instagram and I was blocked.[0:40:40] And now we've got a new A.D. Bryant.[0:40:42] Look at this chick.[0:40:43] We also just found out that you are blocked by Christine from Selling Sunset.[0:40:48] Christine from Selling Sunset, the blonde.[0:40:51] What did we do?[0:40:52] This is all going to make sense.[0:40:53] I went over to Christine from Selling Sunset's page to leave a nasty comment this week[0:40:58] after watching the new show on the learning channel, Milth Manor.[0:41:02] I'll let you get Milth Manor in my queue as well and we'll tell that story.[0:41:07] But look, I'm getting ahead of myself.[0:41:09] Here's the new A.D. Bryant.[0:41:11] Being a new cast member at SNL, you get a lot of advice.[0:41:14] Advice from friends, family, veteran cast members.[0:41:16] These are weak.[0:41:17] Even Lauren.[0:41:18] Lauren told me, don't do too much in the first couple of shows.[0:41:22] Let the audience discover you and get to know you.[0:41:25] He told me to find writers who understand my voice.[0:41:27] My odd, haunting voice.[0:41:30] Okay.[0:41:31] He told me to just be me.[0:41:32] To trust my instincts from stand up.[0:41:33] And that guy is supposed to be just a new Bill Hader?[0:41:35] The last guy?[0:41:36] Yeah, the last guy.[0:41:37] I know they really keep, all they're doing now is they get rid of guys and then they[0:41:41] get guys that kind of look like the old guys.[0:41:44] And it's always, you go, how do they come to this conclusion to hire a guy like this?[0:41:51] Would you ever hire a guy like this to be on your show?[0:41:54] On TV?[0:41:55] So these are some of the new cast members.[0:41:57] You're going to meet the new A.D.[0:41:59] I say we go on her Instagram and see if she's as insecure as the old A.D.[0:42:04] Leave her some comments about her weight.[0:42:07] Let's do that today.[0:42:10] Fat bashing.[0:42:11] Fat bash her today.[0:42:13] Odd, haunting voice.[0:42:15] Here we go.[0:42:16] He told me to just be me.[0:42:17] To trust my instincts from stand up.[0:42:18] And that I know how to handle an audience.[0:42:19] Black guy.[0:42:20] He's really sweet about it.[0:42:21] See, this is all kind of crazy to hear because on day one, Lorne pulled me into his-[0:42:25] Look at that.[0:42:26] Same hair and same gobbler.[0:42:28] Same hair color, same doughy white skin in that big gobble.[0:42:33] Jules, if you ever get a gobbler, I'm going to shoot one of my bullets right into it.[0:42:39] Okay?[0:42:40] What's that?[0:42:41] Is that The Last of Us?[0:42:43] The Last of Us.[0:42:44] The daughter, the kid from The Last of Us.[0:42:46] Have you been watching The Last of Us?[0:42:48] You know, can they not make that chick hot?[0:42:52] The Last of Us is our new zombie show.[0:42:55] And of course, you know, I was very hesitant to watch this show as I hate The Walking Dead.[0:43:01] All right?[0:43:02] I hate The Walking Dead.[0:43:03] I can't stand The Walking Dead.[0:43:05] Gave up on that show many years ago.[0:43:08] And in fact, The Walking Dead ruined all zombie media for me.[0:43:15] You know, before The Walking Dead, zombies were kind of a draw for a guy like me.[0:43:21] I'd get very excited about zombies.[0:43:22] In fact, I even watched that show Brian Callen was in with the zombies on MTV.[0:43:28] Death Valley.[0:43:29] Death Valley, yeah.[0:43:30] He was a great cop.[0:43:31] Got some Callen stuff coming up.[0:43:33] By the way, Brian Callen, I spoke with your wife this week.[0:43:36] This is true.[0:43:37] I spoke with Brian Callen's wife this week.[0:43:39] That's coming up.[0:43:40] But The Last of Us, let's talk about The Last of Us.[0:43:42] How are you guys liking The Last of Us?[0:43:45] So I hear this show is about a video game, right?[0:43:48] And that to me is not, I don't want that.[0:43:51] And I heard they're doing the cut scenes are like the cut scenes from the game, right?[0:43:55] Something like that.[0:43:56] What is a cut scene?[0:43:57] I hate that in a video game.[0:44:00] If I'm watching a video game and it starts doing a scene and they're trying to play it off like that's the graphics.[0:44:05] That's just a movie you made.[0:44:08] It's not part of the game.[0:44:10] You ever see a video game commercial and they just show, they're not showing gameplay.[0:44:16] They're showing this movie that they made about the graphic guy.[0:44:22] That's not the game.[0:44:24] So if you're interested in these, is that what it's called, Jules?[0:44:27] A cut scene?[0:44:28] Yeah.[0:44:29] A cut scene.[0:44:30] That isn't for me.[0:44:31] When I get a cut scene, I sit there like this.[0:44:33] Hurry the fuck up.[0:44:34] Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip.[0:44:36] Skip all.[0:44:38] I wish I could press for cut scenes.[0:44:40] And I don't even play video games.[0:44:42] But I heard the Last of Us or whatever it's called is just like the video game, which that to me is not a selling point.[0:44:51] And then I heard it's a zombie show.[0:44:53] And again, The Walking Dead made zombie shows so annoying.[0:44:57] They killed the zombie.[0:44:59] They were so greedy.[0:45:01] You know, a zombie was something, try to take yourself back to before The Walking Dead.[0:45:07] It was pretty thrilling to see a zombie.[0:45:11] You know who else ruined it is these zombie comedy movies like Zombieland.[0:45:17] You were never supposed to be doing jokes with zombies and, you know, kind of being an asshole with your, you know.[0:45:26] You don't like the zombie's head freezing as it's getting split and then text comes on the screen.[0:45:31] Does that happen?[0:45:32] Oh, yeah.[0:45:33] Yeah, yeah.[0:45:34] It stopped.[0:45:35] Yeah.[0:45:36] Zombieland.[0:45:37] They really ruined it.[0:45:38] So when I heard this show was coming out, I go, Oh, God.[0:45:42] However, I watched it and I got a couple of problems and I got another thing I like about it.[0:45:49] First of all, it's mushroom based zombies.[0:45:52] So that's a little more fun.[0:45:56] It really is.[0:45:57] The mushroom aspect of the show has made it a little bit better for me.[0:46:02] There's a scene in this show.[0:46:04] There's going to be some spoilers here for this show.[0:46:07] There's a scene in the show where they visit some doctor woman, some therapist or something, some older Chinese.[0:46:13] A mycologist.[0:46:14] A mycologist.[0:46:15] And they start telling her, you know, about this mushroom spore related thing.[0:46:21] And she started saying, Oh, no, there's nothing we could do.[0:46:24] Just bomb the whole city, right?[0:46:26] There's nothing we could do.[0:46:29] I'm very confused by this nothing we can do part of the show in this world that they're in.[0:46:36] Do they know that if a mushroom infects you, it's just there's nothing more you could do?[0:46:42] Or does this happen in animals in this universe?[0:46:45] Does this in our real world, when a mushroom takes over another organism, is it lights out and nothing you could do?[0:46:53] Because that's how they act in the show.[0:46:55] They act in the show.[0:46:56] And they're like, oh, there's zombies going around.[0:46:58] Oh, my God.[0:47:00] And they're like, well, how can we stop them?[0:47:02] And then when they learn that it's a mushroom based zombie, they go, oh, we can't stop them.[0:47:07] It's like, what?[0:47:08] Surely you could stop.[0:47:09] Is it is it true that you can't kill a mushroom or something?[0:47:12] Is that something that I'm missing?[0:47:14] Like a part of science that I don't know about?[0:47:18] To be honest, you take a mushroom and shoot it.[0:47:21] Does it not die?[0:47:23] So I thought that part was disturbing.[0:47:25] And here's the second part that I really don't like.[0:47:28] If you're going to make a show, make the chick hot.[0:47:36] You know, I'm putting my foot down here.[0:47:39] I don't need to see another ugly girl ever, ever again.[0:47:44] If you're on TV, just pick a hot girl.[0:47:48] We're all going to like the show much more.[0:47:51] But it's a little kid.[0:47:52] It doesn't matter.[0:47:53] You know, the reason Jules is watching Justified.[0:47:55] She got the hots for this.[0:47:58] Art.[0:48:00] With the bald head.[0:48:03] She got the hots for this guy.[0:48:04] And it makes the show much more enjoyable when you have the hots for somebody.[0:48:09] This is something Hollywood's completely forgotten to do.[0:48:13] I want to have a crush on the character of the show.[0:48:19] It adds because then the show doesn't even have to be good.[0:48:21] I'm just hanging out with my crush.[0:48:23] And if you say no, no, no, it doesn't matter.[0:48:25] You're not really thinking about media.[0:48:27] It's the reason you like Redbar.[0:48:28] A lot of people watch the show.[0:48:29] They have a crush.[0:48:31] It makes it more digestible.[0:48:33] It makes you want to watch no matter what I'm saying.[0:48:36] If you have a crush, it's good.[0:48:39] So I'm watching The Last of Us and they got this retarded girl.[0:48:42] She looks like the girl from 824.[0:48:44] Got her fucking head cut off.[0:48:46] And I don't need that.[0:48:48] Have a hot chick and then they start messing around halfway through running from zombies.[0:48:53] I want them messing around.[0:48:56] You know, at first they don't like each other.[0:48:58] But then that's The Last of Us.[0:49:00] So let's do it.[0:49:02] And that would be a better show.[0:49:03] Some nice fucking, you know.[0:49:05] Same thing with porns.[0:49:07] Porns should have hot chicks in them.[0:49:10] Not señoritas or these other types of people.[0:49:16] We got to get back to that.[0:49:17] We got to start pushing for that.[0:49:20] You'll have a much more enjoyable time.[0:49:22] Someone says in the game she was kind of hot.[0:49:26] And I don't want her to be a kid either.[0:49:29] Make it an adult 22-year-old hot chick.[0:49:33] It could be the same exact character, same exact personality.[0:49:36] Now they're with each other.[0:49:38] Oh, her shirt's getting all tattered.[0:49:40] We're seeing it all.[0:49:41] Just wait until you get to season two.[0:49:43] You're going to flip.[0:49:45] Well, yeah, I probably will.[0:49:48] And then they killed off this beautiful woman.[0:49:50] This older woman who I was really starting to enjoy.[0:49:54] This real tough woman that he was with.[0:49:57] You know, this Mexican guy all of a sudden.[0:49:59] He's with her.[0:50:00] And then they kill her off.[0:50:02] But I'm very much enjoying the show.[0:50:04] I like it a lot.[0:50:06] I got to talk about another show.[0:50:07] People give me a lot of facts about mushrooms.[0:50:10] Oh, they did.[0:50:11] Let's hear some, Jules.[0:50:12] Why don't you go over some of those.[0:50:15] My boy, La-Wah-Yay.[0:50:16] La-Wah-Yay in the house.[0:50:19] Hoops, hoops.[0:50:21] They said that the mushrooms are unbeatable[0:50:23] because of global warming.[0:50:25] Mm, politicizing the stuff.[0:50:28] Okay.[0:50:29] What else?[0:50:30] You said there's a lot of mushroom facts.[0:50:31] And then you read that.[0:50:32] Spores are hard to prevent from spreading.[0:50:34] And if you harm shrooms, they usually release spores.[0:50:38] Oh, yeah.[0:50:39] Mushrooms can survive a nuclear explosion.[0:50:42] Okay.[0:50:43] Nuclear.[0:50:44] You know what?[0:50:45] Remember when they did this whole thing[0:50:47] picking on nuclear versus nuclear?[0:50:50] Yeah, sorry if I said it right.[0:50:51] Wait, no, no, no.[0:50:52] You didn't.[0:50:53] Okay.[0:50:54] They did.[0:50:55] When George Bush was president,[0:50:57] they did this whole shebang about how he said[0:51:00] nuclear instead of nuclear.[0:51:03] Mm.[0:51:04] I freeze up.[0:51:07] Every time I'm about to say that word,[0:51:10] I almost slip and say it the wrong way.[0:51:12] And then I have a debate in my head which way is right.[0:51:15] I know.[0:51:16] So I'm going to start using the word nuclear.[0:51:22] What are you going to do about it?[0:51:24] Any more mushroom facts here?[0:51:27] Because I haven't heard many.[0:51:28] You said they were a lot.[0:51:29] That was a lot.[0:51:30] I've heard two crappy facts about a spore.[0:51:32] Oh, man, this show.[0:51:34] And you know what?[0:51:35] Bacteria mold is older than humanity.[0:51:38] Oh, please.[0:51:39] You know what?[0:51:40] I like how they were like, oh, there's nothing we could do.[0:51:42] You didn't try.[0:51:43] You didn't give it a second.[0:51:45] You know, if we could create a vaccine to stop COVID[0:51:49] that worked perfectly, then we could stop these shrooms.[0:51:52] I don't know if I'll be watching the show.[0:51:54] It depends how much saturation is in the upcoming episodes.[0:51:57] Oh, yeah, you forget the best part that it's filmed in Calgary.[0:52:00] Oh, yeah, Calgary where?[0:52:01] On a green screen?[0:52:02] You know, they did a big thing.[0:52:04] These shows, what they do, every show lies to a city.[0:52:07] Did you know this?[0:52:08] They'll build a show and they'll go, okay, let's pretend this show's in Chicago.[0:52:13] And then every dumb Chicagoan will watch.[0:52:17] And you might go, that seems pretty petty for a show to do.[0:52:20] It's not.[0:52:21] Because there's eight million people in Chicago in Chicagoland.[0:52:24] If you say your show is based in Chicago and you get that in the marketing,[0:52:29] you might get an extra one million Chicago people to watch just so they see their own city.[0:52:36] And one million, that's a lot of numbers.[0:52:39] That's a lot of views.[0:52:40] So what they do with this Last of Us, they go, oh, this one's filmed in Calgary.[0:52:45] So everybody from Calgary is going to watch to see 17th Ave or Stephen Street.[0:52:51] And then they tune in.[0:52:52] It's just a bunch of green screen stuff.[0:52:55] So they lied to you.[0:52:56] They lied to you saying it's in Calgary where she's from.[0:53:00] This bullshit city.[0:53:02] And then you turn it in.[0:53:03] It's just a bunch of, yeah, Calgary.[0:53:05] Have roots growing all over it.[0:53:07] All I saw was a CGI place.[0:53:10] I thought they were going to be at like Cowboys casino.[0:53:13] Yeah.[0:53:14] And it's like Calgary.[0:53:15] When?[0:53:16] In the future?[0:53:17] In the past?[0:53:18] Are we even in present time?[0:53:19] It doesn't matter if you're a city can't be featured unless it's present time.[0:53:23] I got a lot of stuff to talk to you guys about today.[0:53:27] Where was I before that MILF manor?[0:53:29] This is good.[0:53:30] I got a good take on MILF manor.[0:53:33] You might've heard other podcasts just talk about it.[0:53:35] Give me a clip of MILF manor.[0:53:36] I'm sorry.[0:53:37] I got some.[0:53:38] Is it the Taco Bell grains?[0:53:42] I thought that the Taco Bell meat today was a little grainy.[0:53:46] Well, I got a little bead right here on my finger.[0:53:50] I, I, I, I'm not going to show it to people because it did come out of my, I'm getting[0:53:55] these little beads stuck in between my teeth.[0:53:58] Now it could be one of my, I have a lot of teeth that are rotting and crumbling, which[0:54:02] it could be part of that, but it also could be the grain you say from Taco Bell today.[0:54:08] I experienced some grain that was troubling to me.[0:54:11] Really?[0:54:12] So you bit into your taco and there were some hard little dots.[0:54:17] Grain.[0:54:18] Grain.[0:54:19] Like an unmixed, a poorly mixed amino acid drink that we use.[0:54:24] We're always drinking these powders now.[0:54:26] Mixing them.[0:54:27] I actually, you don't know about this Jules.[0:54:28] I bought an immersion blender today, a handheld one to see if I could mix my protein shakes any better.[0:54:36] I'm having a hell of a time with the shaker cups.[0:54:38] I'm just not strong enough to shake them.[0:54:41] So I go like this and then all my stuff's clumped.[0:54:43] Any ideas for how to get a smooth protein drink going?[0:54:47] And no, I don't put bananas in it.[0:54:49] Not mixing strawberries into my drink.[0:54:51] That would take all day.[0:54:53] Okay.[0:54:54] Milf banner.[0:54:56] It's on TLC and I've got a different take.[0:54:59] Don't worry, I'm not talking about the same thing.[0:55:01] Oh my God, it's incest.[0:55:03] I'll show you the clip.[0:55:04] Are people watching this?[0:55:05] Press one in the chat if you've seen Milf Manor.[0:55:08] Which, by the way, they're opening with this beautiful shot of the island.[0:55:11] I hope they have plans on bombing this island after the show wraps.[0:55:17] Because, holy.[0:55:20] Where is it?[0:55:21] Where does this take place here in this beautiful Milf Manor?[0:55:23] Mexico.[0:55:24] Nobody's going to want to go to this place ever again.[0:55:26] They've destroyed this island.[0:55:28] It's desecrated.[0:55:29] They've really made it disgusting.[0:55:31] Do people know what, I hate to even say what.[0:55:33] I don't like explaining things on the show.[0:55:35] I like to give you an update about something you already know about.[0:55:39] You notice that on another show.[0:55:41] What they'll do is they'll, every other show you watch,[0:55:45] what they'll do is when there's a story in the news,[0:55:48] they start from the beginning and they tell you the whole story[0:55:53] as if you've never heard it before.[0:55:56] For instance, Leftovers, of course, with Hassan Pike or Ethan Klein.[0:56:01] They'll bring up the Steven Crowder Daily Wire thing,[0:56:04] which you guys should all be up to speed about.[0:56:06] And they'll start from minute one and they'll retell that whole story to you.[0:56:12] And that's their coverage.[0:56:14] Their coverage is telling you a story they know you already know.[0:56:19] So I don't like to do that here.[0:56:21] I like to just chime in.[0:56:23] I'm not going to waste your time retelling the story from the beginning.[0:56:26] Most people have heard of MILF MANNER.[0:56:28] Oh, they've heard of MILF MANNER? Okay, let's let it play here.[0:56:30] Let's see what happens.[0:56:34] I love these MILFs.[0:56:37] That's my mom right there.[0:56:43] You know, I'm so surprised nobody's doing this with MILF MANNER.[0:56:47] MILF MANNER, of course, it's a show where 10 sons and 10 moms[0:56:51] go together on an island and then they all date each other.[0:56:55] So the sons will date a different mom and the moms will date a different son.[0:56:59] It's almost too gross.[0:57:03] I'm not getting that much of a kick out of it.[0:57:05] I feel like it's too trashy.[0:57:07] I get more upset with this show that I have a good time with it.[0:57:11] And I like these types of shows, but this one to me is a little too,[0:57:15] you know, they're all getting horny with each other.[0:57:18] And my number one problem with this show, as with most reality dating shows,[0:57:22] is how ugly the women are.[0:57:27] Not only are they ugly, but the way they shoot these women,[0:57:31] you see every pore, every wrinkle, every stretch mark,[0:57:36] every zit, every mole.[0:57:40] Have you tuned into THE BACHELOR?[0:57:42] You've seen THE BACHELOR?[0:57:43] You know, we've got a big problem with THE BACHELOR.[0:57:46] THE BACHELOR started when, Jules?[0:57:48] How many years ago did THE BACHELOR franchise start?[0:57:51] Like 20.[0:57:52] Well, they hired a video production crew for THE BACHELOR.[0:57:56] They bought all the cameras, all the lights,[0:57:59] and they've been using those same cameras and lights since season one.[0:58:05] They refuse to upgrade.[0:58:07] I don't know if they're too cheap. They don't want to replace 20 cameras.[0:58:11] They're using those big news cameras still.[0:58:14] A big news camera that sits on your thing.[0:58:16] Have you ever seen THE BACHELOR? Have you ever seen the quality of it?[0:58:19] They do something in post where they're pulling out.[0:58:24] I mean, they're upping the slider on this show[0:58:27] in a way where every bead of sweat is being pulled from the woman's skin.[0:58:34] I mean, nobody's ever looked worse than on THE BACHELOR[0:58:38] to the point where I can look like this when I'm watching it.[0:58:41] They'll show these people. They're all sweaty. They're zits.[0:58:44] You can see every blackhead, every little mark on their face.[0:58:48] And why are they doing this?[0:58:50] Why does Chris D'Elia's tour vlog look better than THE BACHELOR or these reality shows?[0:58:58] Why does Tom Segura's podcast have a nicer skin tone[0:59:03] and a nicer lighting than THE BACHELOR?[0:59:06] This kills me.[0:59:07] I mean, stuff like that kills me.[0:59:09] And these poor women, you know, they probably look a hundred times better[0:59:14] than they do on these shows because we're seeing them in just the worst, worst.[0:59:18] I wish people would stand up for this. I wish somebody would say something.[0:59:22] Nobody says boo.[0:59:23] There's not one comment online talking about THE BACHELOR's video quality.[0:59:29] I'm not making a joke here.[0:59:32] This is very important to me.[0:59:34] And I hope maybe somebody out there is going, yeah, yeah, yeah.[0:59:37] That video quality is, you know, there's no excuse.[0:59:42] Now, this is a little bit better, but the MILFs in this show.[0:59:46] So remember, it's 10 sons, 10 moms.[0:59:50] And was very troubling.[0:59:52] Here, I'll get on a worse MILF. Let me pause on a worse MILF.[0:59:54] Oh my God.[0:59:55] I just start straight to Jose's eyes and just stay there for a couple of seconds[1:00:00] and say, what is this?[1:00:02] Next MILF, please.[1:00:03] I am really confused right now. What is really happening here?[1:00:07] Wait, that's my mom right there.[1:00:09] This can't be going on.[1:00:11] I'm like completely shocked. I see my son.[1:00:13] Look at this woman.[1:00:15] When they said, hey, guys, you want to come on?[1:00:17] You're going to date a MILF.[1:00:19] They're thinking, OK, this is just a woman who had a baby.[1:00:25] You know, MILF, mother, I'd like to.[1:00:29] That's what it came from.[1:00:31] And what MILF meant, the original term MILF was mother, I'd like to fuck.[1:00:37] Meaning this woman had a baby, but look how hot she is.[1:00:41] How is she a mom?[1:00:43] It wasn't intended to be, oh, here is this really old 65 year old woman[1:00:51] that definitely looks like a mother of seven.[1:00:54] That's not what MILF was.[1:00:57] This woman is so hot and she's a mom, but it doesn't even matter[1:01:02] because I want to fuck her because she's so hot.[1:01:05] This should be GILF.[1:01:07] These are grandmother rated women.[1:01:10] Wait till you see this next one who they call the hot chick.[1:01:13] And it's like, who are all these guys?[1:01:15] OK, look at this, too.[1:01:17] Look at this woman's chest.[1:01:18] This is not the type of MILF you're supposed to be attracted to.[1:01:23] I hope when you type in MILF in your little porn search[1:01:27] that you're not stopping on something like this.[1:01:30] You know that product they used to have that was like a little nap thing?[1:01:34] Yeah, a little thing that went over your cleavage.[1:01:37] You got some sorry ass cleavage.[1:01:39] From one of those ads.[1:01:40] Yeah, I mean, when your cleavage starts looking like this with this little burn here[1:01:45] and it's all dark and you don't want that.[1:01:48] So what did these guys do?[1:01:49] They showed up to MILF Manor thinking it was going to be maybe younger MILFs,[1:01:53] something that you would actually want to have sex with.[1:01:56] And then they got there and they were all old grannies and they just said,[1:01:59] whatever, bro, pussy is pussy.[1:02:02] I don't know.[1:02:03] I'm finding this whole scenario hard to believe because what are the chances[1:02:06] that there is this many women who are into younger guys who also have sons[1:02:12] that are into MILFs?[1:02:14] It's a very weird setup.[1:02:16] Well, obviously what we found out is they did lie to both the mothers and the sons.[1:02:20] They said, we want to have the mothers come on this island for a dating show.[1:02:24] And then your son will be on another dating show on the other side of the island.[1:02:29] And the idea is going to be that this is a show for mothers who want to date younger men.[1:02:35] And then there's another game show on the other side of the island for sons who want to date older women.[1:02:40] They somehow found these groups of people.[1:02:43] What they didn't tell them is you're actually going to be dating each other.[1:02:47] You know, the same pool here.[1:02:50] And we were very confused on why the guys didn't scream and run.[1:02:53] You know, MILF, mothers I'd like to fuck.[1:02:57] Maybe in this case.[1:02:58] Well, in this case, for sure.[1:03:00] For me, mothers I'd like to flee would be more appropriate.[1:03:06] You know, description.[1:03:08] Wait till you see these other MILFs.[1:03:11] So cool.[1:03:13] We're supposed to date.[1:03:15] And now, you know, to me MILF is an insult term.[1:03:19] Look at this MILF.[1:03:20] That means look at this old, gross, disgusting, used up, cheap, poor type of woman.[1:03:30] So MILF, now I don't want you to go, oh MILF.[1:03:32] That's going to be like a sexy, slightly older woman who happened to have a, no, no, no.[1:03:37] MILF now is now a derogatory term in my mind.[1:03:42] So if you ever see me go, oh, look at that MILF.[1:03:45] That means, oh, I mean, these women look rough.[1:03:50] Wait till you see the next.[1:03:51] I mean, I have no explanation here.[1:03:54] You know, this is what you're going to do.[1:03:56] This maid.[1:03:57] That's a fine maid.[1:03:58] Oh yeah.[1:03:59] She's fine.[1:04:00] She's fine.[1:04:01] I mean fine.[1:04:02] And they're all looking way better on my screen than they do at the screen at home.[1:04:06] You know, the screen at home really pulls out.[1:04:09] You're seeing it through the camera and everything.[1:04:10] We're smoothing a little bit.[1:04:12] Wait till you see these next MILFs.[1:04:13] Uh, they're moms.[1:04:15] Uh.[1:04:16] You're here.[1:04:17] That's so weird.[1:04:18] Yeah.[1:04:19] That is so weird.[1:04:20] Look at this.[1:04:21] I knew my son Gabriel was going to be in Mexico with me.[1:04:25] I thought he was going to be on a separate date.[1:04:26] Look at that.[1:04:28] You're telling me you would have said, this is a full, straight up grandmother.[1:04:33] I mean, really.[1:04:35] You can't show up and say that you would like to.[1:04:38] Well, there is a silver lining to this.[1:04:41] Wait till you hear my silver lining.[1:04:42] This show should actually be watched anytime.[1:04:46] Like before you're going out to meet a girl, throw on MILF.[1:04:50] Manner, before you watch another dating reality show, watch a half hour of MILF.[1:04:56] Manner, I'll explain why this is so good.[1:04:59] Dating retreat.[1:05:00] But he's in my dating pool, and I'm going to have to see my son date these moms.[1:05:05] This is crazy, bro.[1:05:07] Yeah.[1:05:08] Look at that.[1:05:09] Look at that face.[1:05:10] I'm feeling very overwhelmed and a little scared.[1:05:14] Wait till you see the main MILF.[1:05:17] Made me feel very awkward because they're my son's age.[1:05:20] We up.[1:05:21] Let's go.[1:05:22] This kid's insane.[1:05:23] I was a little shocked to see Ryan in the pool.[1:05:25] I didn't see that coming at all.[1:05:27] I'm going to be honest.[1:05:28] I'm thinking first pick in the draft.[1:05:30] She said something about pool, right?[1:05:32] In the pool of people.[1:05:34] There was a scene yesterday on episode two of MILF Manner where this woman's son got like drunk and disturbed, mentally disturbed.[1:05:46] And he started just swimming in the pool naked in front of everybody.[1:05:51] And the mom was sitting there with a towel going, come on, you must come to bed.[1:05:55] And he's just butt naked in the pool and they blurred his, but you could see right through.[1:06:00] So the mom is staring at her son completely naked for hours.[1:06:05] And everybody thinks this is just funny and a funny topic for the internet.[1:06:09] There's a reason you like mother less, I guess.[1:06:12] Yeah.[1:06:13] This is not, trust me, a little bit more smoothed via pixel, I guess.[1:06:21] You know, and that's why I think I can't go to these porn sites anymore.[1:06:24] You know, forget Sam Tripoli's let's take a month off porn.[1:06:27] I'm taking off porn because of the, you know, it's not as pixelated as it used to be.[1:06:31] Those pixels were covering up a good deal of gore back then.[1:06:37] You know, we should bring back pixelation for porn.[1:06:39] All right.[1:06:40] I want to show you this main MILF and then I'll tell you why I got banned from Christine here.[1:06:44] I'm looking at everything else before my mom.[1:06:46] Thank God for that.[1:06:48] Show me that main MILF.[1:06:49] Come on.[1:06:50] Here she comes.[1:06:52] Why are you following me on the retreat, Joey?[1:06:54] There she is.[1:06:55] I'm here to find love.[1:06:56] Nikki Glaser, everybody.[1:06:59] So this is the main MILF.[1:07:01] She's got the same haircut as Larry David.[1:07:05] And she actually acts like, here, go like this and just pretend that it's just hair on the sides only.[1:07:12] Look at that.[1:07:13] Just pretend the hair's just growing out of the sides.[1:07:15] That's what I like to do.[1:07:16] And again, she's being very smooth here.[1:07:18] She's got a nose drooping down like Tony Hinchcliffe's peepee.[1:07:22] She's just awful in every way.[1:07:26] And she's the hot chick.[1:07:27] She's got these giant circles here that are ripping through her skin like her skin is tearing at the seams of these giant breasts.[1:07:36] There's a giant strip in between.[1:07:39] Her breasts come out here.[1:07:41] Here is straight chest.[1:07:44] Like Ana and Dasha were talking about in their most recent episode.[1:07:47] Just like mine.[1:07:48] Straight.[1:07:49] And then the circles come out from here.[1:07:51] They're ripped.[1:07:52] They're freckled they're so ripped.[1:07:55] They've got these terror lines, lightning bolts shooting out of the sides.[1:07:59] And I guess to these guys, hubba hubba.[1:08:02] Let's hear from her.[1:08:03] She's the main MILF on this show.[1:08:05] Honestly, honestly, older women are very hot and I know I got the swag and I got the game for them.[1:08:12] Wow.[1:08:13] This is like news to me.[1:08:14] Yes, mom.[1:08:16] Yes.[1:08:17] I'm Joey.[1:08:18] Nice to meet you.[1:08:19] Can everybody start tagging these two with Nikki Glaser like reverse them?[1:08:23] Tag this MILF as Nikki Glaser and tag Nikki Glaser as the MILF.[1:08:28] But let's do it on a grand scale to see how long it'll take Nikki to catch on and go, oh no.[1:08:35] And I'll tell you, there's another one who looks like this MILF.[1:08:39] And that of course is Christine from selling sunset.[1:08:42] So I'm watching MILF Manor at home and I go, this bitch thinks she's Christine from selling sunset, you know?[1:08:49] And then I go to Christine's page to type that to her.[1:08:53] The blonde from selling sunset, right?[1:08:55] And I type in Christine.[1:08:57] I go, what's her last name?[1:08:58] She's not popping up.[1:08:59] And Jules goes, oh, maybe she's shadow banned.[1:09:02] You know, she is kind of a crook.[1:09:04] You know, maybe she's up to something.[1:09:05] She got shadow banned or something.[1:09:07] No, we find out I've been blocked by Christine from selling sunset.[1:09:13] Now for the life of me, I can't tell you why I'd be blocked by her.[1:09:18] I never remember commenting.[1:09:20] I can't even think back to something that I would have said to her.[1:09:24] So why was I blocked by Christine of selling sunset?[1:09:29] It's really funny when you think back, when you go to check on somebody and it turns out you've been blocked.[1:09:34] I feel like we've always been fans of Christine.[1:09:36] It makes you feel pretty famous, I'll tell you that.[1:09:41] That's fame to me.[1:09:42] I've been blocked by Christine from selling sunset.[1:09:45] Chris D'Elia's wife.[1:09:47] You know?[1:09:49] That's what I thought Milth Manor would be.[1:09:51] Like people like Chris D'Elia's wife's age who just had a little baby or something.[1:09:56] Not grown.[1:09:57] Sixty.[1:09:58] These are literal grandmothers.[1:10:00] So yeah, I was going to go to Christine's page and say, I just saw you on Milth Manor.[1:10:05] I had no idea you had a son.[1:10:07] Blah, blah, blah.[1:10:08] Ha, ha, ha.[1:10:09] Insult her.[1:10:10] That could start really messing with her if she thinks she looks like this one.[1:10:13] And by the way, here's the coolest part.[1:10:16] I go to Christine's page and in my mind, Christine from selling sunset looks just like this woman, right?[1:10:23] But I go to Christine's page and all of a sudden Christine looks pretty young and nice.[1:10:31] In fact, right after watching Milth Manor, we watched the new episode of The Bachelor.[1:10:36] Don't worry, this isn't about Milth Manor or The Bachelor.[1:10:38] This is about something else.[1:10:40] This is what I'm teaching you.[1:10:41] This is not about these shows, folks.[1:10:43] Everybody else's take is about the show.[1:10:46] Mine is about your life's.[1:10:48] We watch The Bachelor after Milth Manor.[1:10:53] And every girl on The Bachelor looked incredible.[1:10:58] Now, they usually look horrible to me.[1:11:01] Like, if I would have watched The Bachelor first, I would have gone, oh, oh, oh, can't they get any hot people?[1:11:06] This is TV, yeah.[1:11:08] But not after watching Milth Manor.[1:11:10] After an hour of Manor, my brain had seen such travesty that when I turned into The Bachelor, seeing like a 30-year-old woman,[1:11:21] I was like, woo, looking young, looking fresh, you're glowing.[1:11:26] Because of the difference, you see.[1:11:28] I had been looking at such terrible...[1:11:31] And I want to recommend this for anybody else out there.[1:11:35] Maybe you've got a wife, she don't look too good.[1:11:38] Look at a more horrible woman for about an hour stare straight into her eyes.[1:11:43] You look at your wife and it really works.[1:11:46] What did I say?[1:11:48] What did I say about Shane Gillis?[1:11:49] The best of the worst all of a sudden is good enough.[1:11:55] So use this best of the worst stuff whenever you can.[1:11:59] We've got a pretty bad world out there full of really ugly people.[1:12:04] And, hey, anything you could use to make these people a notch more digestible, go for it.[1:12:11] And so I highly suggest watch Milth Manor.[1:12:14] You could watch anything else.[1:12:16] Even you could watch Milth Manor.[1:12:18] And then what's your name? Pew?[1:12:20] What's your name? Francis Pew? Florence Pew? What is her name?[1:12:23] Yeah, Florence.[1:12:24] Florence Pew starts looking pretty OK.[1:12:27] We could watch Midsommar now, you know, without going soft, you know, like we usually do.[1:12:35] I think that's very important.[1:12:37] This is a new way to look at your sexuality.[1:12:40] They're calling it a wife hack.[1:12:42] A wife hack. You should do it.[1:12:44] It really, really works.[1:12:46] Let's just see a couple more of these beautiful women here.[1:12:49] The swag and I got the game for them.[1:12:51] Not one of these guys said, oh.[1:12:54] Yes, mom. Yes.[1:12:57] I'm Joey. Nice to meet you.[1:12:59] What's your name? I'm April.[1:13:01] April, nice to meet you.[1:13:02] You could go to any DMV in this country, a female employee, and they'll be just as good as this one.[1:13:10] You should not look like you could work at a DMV if you're on a show.[1:13:15] There's got to be other people out there.[1:13:18] I'm feeling great. How about you?[1:13:20] Black woman, by the way.[1:13:21] Whenever I bring a woman home, it's all up to my mom whether I'm dating her or not.[1:13:26] Yes.[1:13:28] Women. Women.[1:13:30] You've been winning. Been winning.[1:13:33] OK, Milf, men are very nice in the Learning Channel.[1:13:35] Yeah, they've been doing it.[1:13:36] Look at these women. Look at down here.[1:13:38] I mean, imagine approaching a woman like this and trying to kiss her.[1:13:43] Imagine this. Look at this.[1:13:45] You want to give me a kiss here?[1:13:48] You want to give that a kiss? You're deranged.[1:13:51] That Milf is the most rich looking, I would say.[1:13:53] Oh, wow. That's what I'm into.[1:13:55] If you had to pick a Milf, which one would you pick?[1:13:57] If I had to pick one of those women? Oh, boy.[1:14:01] You know, I thought of this for a long time. Who would I pick on that?[1:14:06] Really? You've stumped me.[1:14:09] You stumped me just like they did in that game in episode two.[1:14:13] Stump the mom. Stump the son.[1:14:15] Yeah, you've stumped me. I can't pick one.[1:14:17] I cannot pick one. They're all that ratchet to me.[1:14:21] That's how upset I am about the show.[1:14:23] Now, how amazing would the show be if these babes were hot?[1:14:28] Milf Manor would be like the longest porn.[1:14:31] It would be the freest porn you could get if all these chicks were hot.[1:14:35] The sons could stay the same. The sons could even get uglier for all I care.[1:14:39] Don't give a shit about the sons.[1:14:42] I think that the sons were all abused by their moms as children.[1:14:45] Yeah, definitely. I mean, it's twisted.[1:14:47] It's almost to the point where I don't think I'm going to continue watching this show.[1:14:50] The Asian kid is going through a dark period.[1:14:54] If we could ever get that clip, the Asian kid swimming naked in front of his mom.[1:14:58] I said, Mom saw his dick.[1:15:00] And there was nobody going ah, ah, ah or covering their eyes.[1:15:03] It's just they've normalized this incest and they're all getting horny together[1:15:08] and they're all discussing sexual...[1:15:11] It's to the point where...[1:15:13] You know, because I love a daughter swap.[1:15:15] You guys know me. I love a daughter swap.[1:15:17] You know that's my go-to.[1:15:20] Any sort of swap online where the people are all getting mixed up.[1:15:26] But this show does not bring me that type of joy.[1:15:29] I actually get kind of angry watching this show because I don't feel that it's appropriate.[1:15:35] I feel, you know, the same way I don't feel it's appropriate for Chito Santino to be running around cheating on his wife.[1:15:42] They should make a show where it's like 60 year old businessmen and 18 year old daughters and then the other 60 year old men.[1:15:51] I got the perfect name for it.[1:15:53] Business Manor.[1:15:56] Think about this.[1:15:58] It's 12 successful rich fucks.[1:16:03] Businessman.[1:16:05] Those old businessmen.[1:16:07] You ever see these guys on the golf course?[1:16:09] Their finger is the size of three of my fingers put together.[1:16:12] They got a finger as thick as the sickest, thickest cigar.[1:16:16] They're so wide.[1:16:18] They're such fucking...[1:16:20] In fact, these are the types of men I want to see in all types of content.[1:16:24] You know, there's an age. I think it's anywhere from 48 to 68.[1:16:30] That age group of men needs to be picked on, made fun of, used for content.[1:16:36] But imagine this.[1:16:37] Business Manor.[1:16:39] It's 12 rich businessmen.[1:16:42] They're the old guys, the Dilfs.[1:16:45] And then it's 12 18 to 22 year old.[1:16:49] But it's their daughters.[1:16:50] Hot babes that are their daughters and they all switch.[1:16:54] Now that's a show.[1:16:55] That would actually be way better.[1:16:56] Better because then it's not ugly girls.[1:16:59] But also the dads would flip out way more about their daughters getting fucked.[1:17:03] TLC, you got to do this.[1:17:05] Business Manor.[1:17:07] 12 rich wide fingered fucks and their hot daughters.[1:17:12] And they were all swapping just like Milf Manor.[1:17:14] But with the dads is the Milfs and the daughters.[1:17:18] And then everyone would be pleased because no woman is pleased by these little kids on Milf Manor.[1:17:23] They're all disgusting runs to them.[1:17:25] And no man is pleased by these grandmas.[1:17:28] The Milfs.[1:17:29] You reverse this thing.[1:17:31] The girls of any age are going to be attracted to the rich dads.[1:17:35] And every guy is going to be attracted to the teen daughters that are now being swapped out by the golf dads.[1:17:44] And that's a hit show.[1:17:46] Business Manor.[1:17:47] See their sweet daughter getting killed.[1:17:50] And then they'll rage and they'll fight each other.[1:17:52] They're always on a call.[1:17:54] Fighting.[1:17:56] They love business.[1:17:59] Business Manor.[1:18:01] Don't you like?[1:18:03] You know, I was watching some Ross Creations prank vlogs.[1:18:07] And they're always pranking the elderly on that show.[1:18:11] You know Ross Creations, convicted sex offender?[1:18:14] He's wearing braces still.[1:18:16] Which has put me off to this Ross Creations vlog prank channel.[1:18:22] And they're always pranking these old women.[1:18:24] You know, like nursing home level old women.[1:18:27] To me there's no glory in that.[1:18:29] I think the best person to prank, again, is that 48 to 68 year old rich male category.[1:18:38] You know, picking on those guys you're going to see a lot.[1:18:40] Those guys are going through a big, big trouble right now.[1:18:44] Adam Curry.[1:18:45] Chris, did you see Adam Curry on Joe Rogan?[1:18:50] What's going on with this age group?[1:18:52] Thank God I fall under that age group.[1:18:56] What will I do when I enter that age group?[1:19:00] You've got Brian Callan in that age group.[1:19:02] Joe Rogan himself.[1:19:03] Adam Curry, the first podcaster.[1:19:06] Did anybody see Adam Curry on Joe Rogan?[1:19:09] Did you notice anything odd about him this time?[1:19:13] You know, he showed Adam Curry.[1:19:15] He's the guy who drunk drove with Joe Rogan.[1:19:18] Years ago they bragged about it.[1:19:20] This Adam Curry's completely full of it.[1:19:24] Did we have any clips from Curry?[1:19:26] Yes, we did.[1:19:27] We have the vape device.[1:19:29] Let's show this because Joe's completely out of it.[1:19:31] Joe was sitting with Adam Curry.[1:19:33] Their fifth time.[1:19:35] Man, I hope I could articulate why I hate Curry so I really hate him.[1:19:40] And it's not just because he did the religious thing.[1:19:43] Yes, he has seen God.[1:19:45] He now is a religious believer.[1:19:49] He sat on Joe Rogan.[1:19:50] And this isn't why I hate him.[1:19:51] I baited him for a while.[1:19:53] But this makes it even more clear.[1:19:56] He started going, since we last talked, now I'm like full into God.[1:19:59] I'm full on board.[1:20:01] He said, and Joe goes, really?[1:20:03] He goes, what do you believe?[1:20:04] He goes, I believe Jesus is the son of God.[1:20:07] Like he believes the Bible literally now.[1:20:10] He's one of those.[1:20:13] So, you know, what's that about?[1:20:15] This is like a midlife crisis type of guy.[1:20:18] You know what he's also doing that was really wacky?[1:20:21] He's on the carnivore diet.[1:20:25] Wouldn't you be worried, ladies, if your husband in his 50s,[1:20:30] all of a started out of nowhere, full on starts believing in God and Jesus,[1:20:36] and then starts the carnivore diet in the same span.[1:20:41] Wouldn't you be a little concerned?[1:20:44] Wouldn't you be a little nervous?[1:20:46] Here, we've got a clip here.[1:20:48] Did it open the episode on Spotify for you?[1:20:51] I didn't open nothing.[1:20:52] I know, but I tried to do it for you, so just see if it worked.[1:20:54] Oh, yeah.[1:20:55] Let's check that out.[1:20:56] That would be cute.[1:20:57] Pretty cool.[1:20:58] Yes, it did.[1:20:59] Should be at the right time.[1:21:00] Here's Curry.[1:21:01] Let's bring him up.[1:21:03] And is it the right time code, too?[1:21:05] So you can set these up for me now?[1:21:07] Look at that.[1:21:10] Ikee scroll, scroll, no more.[1:21:12] Here's Adam Curry, twisted guy.[1:21:15] Really twisted.[1:21:17] Do people hate him in the chat?[1:21:18] Or people say anything about how much they hate this guy?[1:21:20] They say WTF.[1:21:22] He's religious now.[1:21:23] Oh, yeah.[1:21:24] Well, maybe we should play that scene.[1:21:25] I didn't want to play it because we have so many religious listeners now[1:21:28] that torment me on a daily basis.[1:21:30] That's the new thing now is to be fully religious and believe in it all.[1:21:35] You know, ever since COVID came and showed people that the world could end,[1:21:39] they've started getting a little loopy.[1:21:43] They really started turning towards prayer.[1:21:46] They just want to go to heaven.[1:21:47] It's wonderful.[1:21:48] But, you know, you also have to understand.[1:21:51] What do you have against heaven?[1:21:54] I don't know.[1:21:56] I don't know.[1:21:57] That's a good question.[1:21:58] Heaven sounds wonderful.[1:21:59] Not many people I know are going to make it to heaven, though.[1:22:03] You know, I was talking to who was I talking to the other day was a big religious guy.[1:22:07] George Janko.[1:22:08] George Janko thinks he's going to heaven.[1:22:12] I didn't know they made heaven for midget liars who work with Logan Paul.[1:22:19] You know, there's no heaven for George Janko.[1:22:22] So maybe I wouldn't be celebrating it too much just yet.[1:22:25] Same thing with you, Adam Curry.[1:22:27] There's no heaven for you, you know.[1:22:31] Just because you started getting into God now, he doesn't believe me.[1:22:36] He's not relieving you of any sin just yet.[1:22:39] Let's listen to this.[1:22:40] Listen to this.[1:22:41] This was really kooky.[1:22:43] Adam Curry starts vaping out of a giant device.[1:22:46] I mean, he really holds up a device that's this big and then it's got a little thing like this.[1:22:51] And he starts going, look at that, Jules.[1:22:53] Talk about a cell phone and a microphone.[1:22:57] You got to vape, everybody.[1:22:58] Look at that.[1:23:00] Look at this.[1:23:01] Oh, this is just my vape.[1:23:04] Here, let's see if I could really fool him.[1:23:06] Watch this.[1:23:07] This is just my vape, everybody.[1:23:11] Guys, have you ever said somebody put together a fake vape this quick?[1:23:17] Watch this.[1:23:20] I'm just vaping out of my device.[1:23:23] Pretty good.[1:23:24] You're not going to see that in any other thing.[1:23:27] All right.[1:23:28] Watch this shit.[1:23:29] Joe Rogan.[1:23:30] Cuckoo.[1:23:31] Look at this.[1:23:32] Here it comes.[1:23:33] Come on, guys.[1:23:34] Brothers.[1:23:35] Yeah, Joe Rogan.[1:23:37] It vaporizes.[1:23:38] Okay.[1:23:39] Let's go back.[1:23:40] It vaporizes.[1:23:41] This guy, he's got this thing in his mouth now.[1:23:43] He's getting all sorts of tooth surgery lately, which is making him look screwed up.[1:23:49] Adam Curry claims he was one of the first podcasters.[1:23:52] Now, I was one of the first podcasters.[1:23:54] This is true.[1:23:55] 2003.[1:23:56] Look it up.[1:23:58] So I was one of the first.[1:24:00] And I remember there was some discrepancy back in the podcast scene.[1:24:03] He was going around telling everyone he's the first podcaster.[1:24:06] But back then, there was something going on.[1:24:08] He wasn't really the first.[1:24:10] Somebody looked that up, figured that out for me.[1:24:12] And I remember we all hated him.[1:24:14] When we first started podcasting, we were all on this website called Podcast Alley.[1:24:19] There was like 100 podcasts total.[1:24:21] I was one of them.[1:24:22] Think about that.[1:24:23] This is true.[1:24:24] 2000, whatever.[1:24:26] And they would always say, oh, Adam Curry invented podcasting.[1:24:30] But then there was this other camp of people I can't remember.[1:24:33] They were saying, oh, no, that's not really true.[1:24:35] He's lying.[1:24:36] So he's been known to me as a liar my whole life, my whole adult life here, 20 years.[1:24:43] Let's see what he does with his vape.[1:24:45] So with that, stop putting fucking fire in your mouth, OK?[1:24:49] Because it's not going to make my job easier.[1:24:52] It's going to make the healing a lot harder.[1:24:54] And you just can't put hot smoke and fire in your mouth.[1:24:58] You've got to stop that shit before the operation and during the healing process.[1:25:03] Look at his mouth.[1:25:04] And this was the moment that just pushed me over the edge.[1:25:06] Like, OK, I'm just going to stop.[1:25:08] Is your mouth so weird now?[1:25:09] And I do have a vaporizer, an actual vaporizer.[1:25:11] We put some weed in it, and then it vaporizes.[1:25:15] But it kind of maybe once a day or every other day, it'll take a hit.[1:25:21] And it's cool because it's cooled down.[1:25:24] And the THC is actually good for the healing process.[1:25:27] Listen, this conversation.[1:25:28] But I kind of, yeah, I don't know.[1:25:30] I'll still take a gummy or something like that.[1:25:33] And I don't know.[1:25:35] I get a lot more shit done, amazingly.[1:25:38] When you used to be smoking all the time.[1:25:40] When you even bring up the word vaporizer, I get nervous.[1:25:43] Really?[1:25:44] Because we used to have one of those volcanoes in the studio.[1:25:47] Not the same thing.[1:25:51] Talk about 2003, Mr. Vape.[1:25:53] You remember the volcano vaporizer where you feel like a big bag?[1:25:58] It had a machine that looked like a pencil sharpener.[1:26:01] This phone and this mic really create a lot of machines.[1:26:04] It looked like this.[1:26:05] And then you would put this big bag on it, right?[1:26:07] And it would fill the bag.[1:26:08] And then you go to Joe.[1:26:11] For some reason, that's what he thinks of when he hears vape.[1:26:16] Even though every one of his friends, including himself, uses this now.[1:26:21] A little stick, right?[1:26:22] Even Joe has one of these.[1:26:24] A puffer.[1:26:26] He sits around.[1:26:27] I've seen him sneak puffs on the show.[1:26:29] Yet, when Adam pulls out his vape, Joe pretends that vapes just came out.[1:26:35] He has no idea what this thing is.[1:26:38] Wait till you see this.[1:26:39] This is troubling Joe Rogan content here.[1:26:42] Look at this.[1:26:43] The highest I've ever been in my life was we would hit that bag of mist.[1:26:48] You know the vaporizers?[1:26:50] What is that?[1:26:51] That's your vaporizer?[1:26:52] Oh, that looks like a cell phone.[1:26:54] That's crazy.[1:26:55] See, the weed goes in there.[1:26:56] Oh, wow.[1:26:57] It looks like a cell phone.[1:26:58] I thought it was a phone.[1:26:59] It's just a box.[1:27:00] It's one of those big boomer vapes, by the way.[1:27:04] I don't know why Adam Curry is using this.[1:27:07] We have weed vapes now.[1:27:08] They look like this.[1:27:10] We just bought one.[1:27:11] M Fuse the other day, right?[1:27:13] M Fuse.[1:27:14] You ever heard of this brand?[1:27:15] M Fuse?[1:27:16] What was the other brand we bought that was a $100 resin pot, got clogged in two seconds?[1:27:21] Item 9.[1:27:22] Item 9.[1:27:24] You heard of them?[1:27:27] Designed in California with 100 million little marketing materials in the packaging costing[1:27:33] this thing to be $100.[1:27:35] I mean, really, the amount of design they put into this packaging.[1:27:39] What a waste.[1:27:40] So you could get your weed like this, but Curry is going around with a device even bigger[1:27:47] than this to vape weed.[1:27:51] Why?[1:27:53] Joe can't wrap his mind around it.[1:27:55] Watch what Joe does here.[1:27:56] And you close it up, and then you turn it on.[1:27:58] It goes to 190 degrees, and then you take a couple hits.[1:28:01] Can I see that?[1:28:02] Yeah, of course.[1:28:03] Where do you buy it?[1:28:04] It's the Mighty Plus, Joe.[1:28:05] Look at Joe's face.[1:28:06] Someone turned me on to it.[1:28:07] I bought it online.[1:28:08] Wow.[1:28:09] Yeah.[1:28:10] This is your new app.[1:28:12] Battery and cooling tubes.[1:28:13] Look at this.[1:28:14] I mean, this looks like some sort of a bizarre phone.[1:28:18] But you can see through it.[1:28:21] Look at it.[1:28:22] He's holding it up.[1:28:24] What?[1:28:25] He's shaking.[1:28:26] What?[1:28:27] How is it?[1:28:29] Huh?[1:28:30] This looks like a cell phone.[1:28:31] Because it's in the shape of this.[1:28:34] So anything in this shape is a cell phone to him.[1:28:36] I'm sorry for bragging about my phone so much on the show.[1:28:39] I know not all of you have phones yet, so don't want to rub it in.[1:28:44] But yeah, what is this confusion about?[1:28:47] Was this just an act because he was nervous at the beginning of the show, and he didn't[1:28:50] know what to say?[1:28:51] What's this all about?[1:28:52] I mean, really, look at the confusion.[1:28:54] How has he not come across someone vaping weed at a comedy store?[1:28:58] He has.[1:28:59] He uses them.[1:29:00] He uses them.[1:29:01] I've seen it with my own eyes.[1:29:02] I don't know.[1:29:03] Someone turned me on to it.[1:29:04] I bought it online.[1:29:05] Wow.[1:29:06] Yeah.[1:29:07] Most of it's battery and cooling tubes.[1:29:10] Yeah.[1:29:11] This looks like some sort of a bizarre phone.[1:29:15] Get the phone out of your mind.[1:29:18] I'll show you.[1:29:19] I'll show you.[1:29:20] It has the display.[1:29:21] Look at this.[1:29:22] It has a display.[1:29:23] Oh, wow.[1:29:24] Oh, wow.[1:29:25] It's a display.[1:29:26] Fucking stoners.[1:29:27] Look at this.[1:29:28] I still like it.[1:29:29] I mean, this is my culture, basically.[1:29:31] I get it.[1:29:32] It's my culture, too.[1:29:33] But of course, I really love smoking.[1:29:35] I love fucking.[1:29:36] God, I'm the boss.[1:29:37] Yeah, right.[1:29:38] Have a hit or two.[1:29:39] No, you don't.[1:29:40] Either pure weed or tobacco and just a little bit of tobacco in there with the weed.[1:29:43] This guy never smoked weed.[1:29:45] It's almost like he does anything to get like, he's like, I mean, with the religious thing,[1:29:52] he jumps on every bandwagon here, you know, all of these guys around this age.[1:29:57] Now, try not to get political here, but I'll tell you where it started.[1:30:01] It started with the COVID.[1:30:02] The lockdown fried these types of guys.[1:30:06] They all hated the lockdown.[1:30:08] And many of you did.[1:30:09] Okay.[1:30:10] We're not talking about the line.[1:30:11] The masks drove them nuts.[1:30:13] And then like a million guys this age, even if they were politically on the left before,[1:30:19] they all hated the lockdown and masks and turned into like these guys now.[1:30:26] And now cut to now because he hated the lockdown.[1:30:30] Now he also likes God.[1:30:33] Go figures.[1:30:34] Yeah, that'll work.[1:30:35] It's just like Danny.[1:30:36] Everybody who hated the lockdown is now a right wing conservator.[1:30:42] They believe in God.[1:30:43] Oh, they always have believed in God now.[1:30:45] Of course.[1:30:46] And literally they don't believe in it.[1:30:48] And I think there's something up there, like some sort of energy.[1:30:51] No, no, no.[1:30:53] As literal as it could be, they believe in it.[1:30:56] And they're all kind of going down this path.[1:30:58] These middle aged men.[1:31:01] Well, I'm middle aged.[1:31:02] This is an older than middle aged man.[1:31:05] And they're all doing this now and nobody's stopping them.[1:31:10] Joe himself too.[1:31:11] And I think the weed thing is another little thing.[1:31:13] Like, oh yeah, I smoke.[1:31:14] Oh, I take two puffs.[1:31:16] Yeah, right.[1:31:17] You're scared of weed.[1:31:19] You're a dweeb.[1:31:20] You never smoked.[1:31:22] All right, let's hear some more.[1:31:23] Look at this.[1:31:24] I loved it.[1:31:25] You know, my wife was always like, you should stop that shit one day.[1:31:28] I'm like, yeah, sure I will.[1:31:29] She's kind of mad that, you know, oh, so you stopped because of this?[1:31:33] You know, all my asking never did anything.[1:31:36] So why does she want you to stop with the weed?[1:31:39] Okay.[1:31:40] No, it's just also too with the lockdown guys.[1:31:42] The guys who all started because Bill Maher's like this too, right?[1:31:45] Bill Maher, who could be a more of a lib than Bill Maher, right?[1:31:48] But he hated the lockdowns and now he's one of these guys, right?[1:31:52] And I think they like the, the, uh, the engagement they're getting from it, right?[1:31:58] Is this why you turn to God?[1:32:00] Because the engagement from those guys is pretty good right now.[1:32:04] The lockdown group online.[1:32:06] And it's very easy to get a lot of money out of these lockdown guys.[1:32:12] They still want to talk about the lockdown.[1:32:14] Oh, I bet he's got a nice trans take too.[1:32:16] Does he have a trans take?[1:32:19] He hates pronouns and lockdowns.[1:32:22] What is going on with all the guys this age with their pronouns and their lockdowns?[1:32:29] You know?[1:32:30] And it just so happens that's a nice market on Twitter, you know, for them to get into, huh?[1:32:37] Nice little market.[1:32:39] A lot of guys like this.[1:32:41] A lot of guys.[1:32:42] All right, let's go to the, I want to play that God part.[1:32:44] Do you know the time?[1:32:46] No.[1:32:47] We don't know it?[1:32:48] I'll find it.[1:32:49] I think it's right around here.[1:32:50] Was that man was the son of God.[1:32:52] I'm just telling you my process is when I investigate.[1:32:55] Okay, this is so good.[1:32:57] Out of nowhere.[1:32:58] He brings this up on his own.[1:32:59] It's like he wanted to let people know.[1:33:01] You know, he had never spoken about God before.[1:33:04] All of a sudden he's into God.[1:33:06] Listen to this.[1:33:07] Jesus's role was.[1:33:09] Who do you think you're interested by this?[1:33:11] Because I've looked at everything.[1:33:13] Still Hollywood still makes the Germans look like,[1:33:17] Einsweigzei, habe sich habe schon.[1:33:19] Yeah.[1:33:20] It's still, it's traumatizing to Germans.[1:33:24] Oh, and he kind of hates the Jews.[1:33:34] He kind of hates the Jews too.[1:33:36] Joe Rogan brought up Kanye West trouble and he phrased it with,[1:33:40] yeah, Kanye got a little close to the third rail and, uh,[1:33:44] pissed off the wrong people.[1:33:46] You know, you get a lot of guys like that who talk about the Kanye[1:33:49] situation in terms like that, instead of saying, Oh,[1:33:53] what Kanye said was really bad.[1:33:55] They go Kanye pissed off the wrong guys this time.[1:34:00] Yeah.[1:34:01] He's one of those.[1:34:03] All right.[1:34:04] Listen to this.[1:34:05] People.[1:34:06] This is exactly what happened with COVID and it's,[1:34:09] and the people became the Nazis,[1:34:11] just like the Germans became the Nazis.[1:34:13] And this is, we said never again, but we fucking did it again.[1:34:17] And we didn't realize that we were doing it again.[1:34:19] We were othering people.[1:34:20] Othering.[1:34:21] Yes.[1:34:22] And it's still going on today.[1:34:23] And this is a travesty and this othering, if we don't, I mean,[1:34:26] I don't know if we can even stop it, but it will go on for generations.[1:34:30] It's so natural for people to do.[1:34:32] It's so natural for people to other,[1:34:34] even other people that are like in their close proximity.[1:34:36] But where does it come from?[1:34:37] It's just a tribal thing.[1:34:39] How about the Clyde evil?[1:34:41] Yeah.[1:34:42] Evil.[1:34:43] It is 100% evil,[1:34:44] but it's also because there were-[1:34:46] So he believes in evil now.[1:34:48] You know, these lockdowns showed him evil does exist.[1:34:51] The lockdown.[1:34:52] That's the evil that got him to realize God must be real.[1:34:57] Because if lockdowns exist, then evil is real.[1:35:01] And that means that God must exist because we need somebody to fight off evil.[1:35:07] And I don't know who else to go to except for God for that.[1:35:11] So he's going to get into that now.[1:35:13] This is a, you know, and I, I always imagine these guys,[1:35:16] their wives are nagging them to make a little bit more money at this age.[1:35:21] You know, Brian Callan's wife, who I spoke to this week,[1:35:24] they're getting worried.[1:35:26] And you'll see when, when the,[1:35:27] when a guy this age starts putting out a little bit more content, you know,[1:35:31] we've seen it with Joe Matarese every couple of weeks,[1:35:34] he's starting a new venture.[1:35:36] You could tell the wife is starting to get on their ass.[1:35:39] You got to make some fucking money for this family.[1:35:41] You know, you're not a 20 year old kid anymore.[1:35:44] So maybe this guy Curry is realizing God, lockdowns, COVID stuff.[1:35:50] Okay, this is a nice audience.[1:35:51] They're going to give me a nice chunk of change.[1:35:54] Let's see what happens here.[1:35:55] Evil people in the world.[1:35:56] And I think we have like a built in reaction to try to fight off those[1:36:00] people that might be evil.[1:36:02] And for people that believed, I'm not saying they were right,[1:36:05] they were wrong, but the people that believed,[1:36:07] they looked at unvaccinated people like plague rats.[1:36:10] And I saw people say, people that I know called them plague rats on Twitter,[1:36:15] but that is a natural thing. I think.[1:36:17] But where does that is? Is evil just a natural thing?[1:36:20] Does all of these guys are vaxxed?[1:36:22] Every guy who's against the vaccine is vaxxed.[1:36:27] Not here at red bar. Of course.[1:36:29] Red bar is the only guy you could trust.[1:36:32] There are no track marks in these arms.[1:36:36] This is a clean man.[1:36:37] The hardest medication I take right now.[1:36:40] Elieve.[1:36:43] Not these guys. These guys got triple boosted.[1:36:47] They're doing it all.[1:36:49] Well, we had to, to get on a flight.[1:36:51] You know, you could have just not gone on a trip that year and waited.[1:36:57] Oh no, they had to get vaxxed for their trip though.[1:37:02] Okay.[1:37:04] Do you think it needs to be resisted at all times?[1:37:07] Do you think there's actual evil in the world?[1:37:09] Yes.[1:37:10] And that evil makes good people do evil things?[1:37:12] No, but I think weak people do evil things.[1:37:15] So I think people get scared and I think when they're scared,[1:37:18] that's when they're more likely to be evil.[1:37:20] I think it's more that.[1:37:21] I think there's probably more evil being committed by scared people than there is by actual evil people.[1:37:29] I believe there's evil in the world.[1:37:31] I think there's evil in the world as well.[1:37:33] By the way, by the way, by the way, put on some scary music here.[1:37:37] Cause coming up right after this, you know, you might be going, oh, Mike's probably against what this guy's saying.[1:37:42] Well, not entirely because I also believe that there is enough scary music.[1:37:49] Cool.[1:37:50] I also believe that's pretty funny.[1:37:52] I also believe that there is evil in this world.[1:37:58] On the last show, I brought up this short demon story.[1:38:03] I was talking about how my brother called me on the phone and how he said to me, you know, that they've had an issue with demons or a demon.[1:38:16] I bet he was kidding at first.[1:38:18] He went on and on and on pleading with me to believe about a story about a demon bothering him and his wife in their Austin, Texas home.[1:38:30] You know, I said, I don't know what to do with this information.[1:38:32] It was too scary.[1:38:33] They said, we believe, Mike, that the demon does has something to do with our family and has something to do with your disease that you're suffering with right now.[1:38:44] I said, this is too much.[1:38:45] Really?[1:38:46] I said, this is too much.[1:38:47] I didn't hear any more about demons.[1:38:49] And I got scared.[1:38:53] Well, two more things happened since our last show, and I told you these little snippets about demons.[1:38:59] I saw a lot of people very interested in that.[1:39:01] They reached out to me, Mike, please tell us more about this demon stuff.[1:39:05] And it gave a lot of people the creeps.[1:39:07] I saw a lot of comments, too, of people said they got the creeps on the last show when I was talking about this demon stuff.[1:39:13] And I don't like talking about demon stuff because I strongly feel if they do exist, antagonizing them, mocking them, talking about them only makes them, you know, hang around that much more.[1:39:31] I really don't even like talking about this, and I really don't even want to show you what happened today, but something did happen.[1:39:39] We're going to show you this right after this.[1:39:42] Demon related.[1:39:44] Two things actually happened since the last show, and I do want to say let's keep the demon talk to a minimum, though.[1:39:54] We do not want to antagonize spirits if you are listening.[1:39:58] You can talk to me about it.[1:39:59] I don't mind.[1:40:01] And I won't tell you.[1:40:02] Well, I don't know.[1:40:03] I mean, the whole vibe is if you start talking about it, they go, who's talking about it?[1:40:08] You know, you start creeping around.[1:40:09] Listen, listen, I believe, and this goes with God, too.[1:40:14] God isn't always watching.[1:40:16] He isn't always listening.[1:40:18] They need a cue.[1:40:20] Demons are not sitting there just watching you like a TV set all day.[1:40:24] They got stuff to do.[1:40:26] So when you start talking, I've even right now, it's gone on a little too long.[1:40:32] You know, the more you talk about them, the more they get, you know, dinged, the more they get the alert.[1:40:40] So they're on the other side doing God knows what.[1:40:42] They got a lot of clients, probably a demon.[1:40:45] You know, one demon probably got maybe a thousand guys that he's bothering this month.[1:40:50] IMO.[1:40:52] So you start talking about a demon more and more, and maybe that catches his ear and he starts coming towards you instead of mingling with his other clients.[1:41:03] You understand?[1:41:04] I'm just saying if you believe in demons, you have to.[1:41:06] I don't know if I believe, but we'll show you the things that happened to me this week.[1:41:15] These aren't jokes.[1:41:16] They're not gags.[1:41:17] I have the pic and we'll show you right after this Adam Curry clip.[1:41:20] Okay.[1:41:21] You could kill that music and we'll go back to Adam Curry.[1:41:23] It is sort of disturbing me.[1:41:25] And I really truly worry you could kill that.[1:41:30] I'm trying to put Aesop also on Spotify.[1:41:32] Yeah.[1:41:33] Great.[1:41:34] Evil in the world.[1:41:35] Let's go back to him.[1:41:36] But I do believe that I do believe that I don't want to mess with him.[1:41:44] You know, I got enough going on.[1:41:46] I don't need to mess with a demon.[1:41:47] I'll get into it more.[1:41:49] That was just a teaser.[1:41:50] Let me save my other stuff for when we talk about the demon incidents.[1:41:53] All right.[1:41:54] Back to Curry.[1:41:55] I want you to hear his God stuff.[1:41:56] It's got to be good in the world.[1:41:58] And the beginning of last year, it was actually Naomi Klein wrote a couple of sub stacks.[1:42:05] Oh, sub stacks.[1:42:06] And she was, you know, Naomi Klein, she's like Jewish lady, super leftist, elitist,[1:42:11] you know, hangs out with all the hedge fund people, has the dinners Upper East Side.[1:42:16] And she saw people who she knew were not evil saying and doing evil things in hedge fund[1:42:22] and money and stuff like that.[1:42:24] And she said, oh, you know, there has to be good.[1:42:27] And she went on kind of a spiritual journey.[1:42:29] And I was very interested by this because I've looked at every conspiracy theory, you[1:42:33] know, moon landing, 9-11, JFK.[1:42:36] I mean, all kinds of conspiracy.[1:42:38] The one I'd never looked at.[1:42:39] And now, you know, I'm 58.[1:42:41] So I'm like, okay, let me look at this one is God.[1:42:44] And I said, let me see about this God thing.[1:42:47] I've never been a religious guy.[1:42:49] And so I start reading and I start talking.[1:42:52] I also found that around me, like a couple of people I was working with, they're all[1:42:56] Christians and not that anyone was ever pushing anything on me.[1:42:59] When I asked them questions, they were glad to show all the people around you were Christians.[1:43:03] Your whole vibe online is turning a little Christian.[1:43:06] Now, all of a sudden, you're looking into it.[1:43:09] And, you know, you're going to see Joe sell out here.[1:43:11] Joe used to be very anti-religion, you know.[1:43:14] But now it's harder and harder, of course.[1:43:17] It's very hard to be anti-religion anymore because you're going to be made fun of.[1:43:21] You know, you're going to be pushed away by the cool guys.[1:43:24] All the cool guys are religious now.[1:43:27] You certainly don't want to be some beta fag that doesn't believe in God now.[1:43:33] Remember that?[1:43:34] You know, the only way really to get this back on track is to make it look like if you[1:43:39] believe in God, that's kind of a lib thing.[1:43:42] I think that's the only way.[1:43:44] We're going to get back to some normalcy.[1:43:46] I'll say this.[1:43:47] God is more of a lib thing.[1:43:51] Just remember that, folks, out there.[1:43:53] If you're into God, it's kind of like being a lib.[1:43:56] It's kind of like being woke.[1:43:58] That's PC because God is PC.[1:44:02] Of course, in church, you cannot swear, right?[1:44:05] Nothing more woke PC than that.[1:44:08] Remember, guys, Jesus and God, that's more of the PC lib side of things.[1:44:13] So please reconsider.[1:44:15] But listen to this.[1:44:17] Adam?[1:44:18] Oh, look at his teeth.[1:44:19] Look at his teeth here.[1:44:21] Well, you've got to see this.[1:44:22] Hold on.[1:44:23] Let's wait until it clears up.[1:44:24] Look at that.[1:44:25] Wait.[1:44:26] Pop up.[1:44:27] Look.[1:44:28] Do you see what he's got going on here?[1:44:29] Do we see his teeth?[1:44:30] Whoa.[1:44:31] What is this?[1:44:32] Yeah, I believe in evil, too.[1:44:34] He bites.[1:44:35] Hold on.[1:44:36] Wait until this clears up and we'll see it.[1:44:38] Look at that.[1:44:40] What do we got?[1:44:41] We've got two sharp teeth here and then you've got little triangles right here.[1:44:46] Little triangles and then two big triangles right there.[1:44:49] I don't know.[1:44:50] It's not how my mouth looks.[1:44:52] All right.[1:44:53] Let's hear some more.[1:44:54] Curry's going to tell you why he strongly believes in Jesus now.[1:44:58] The answer.[1:44:59] And there's a lot of stuff written about Jesus.[1:45:03] There's a lot written, you know, thousands of years of books and there's some contemporary[1:45:08] stuff such as evidence demands a verdict.[1:45:11] I love evidence demands.[1:45:12] It's just so much.[1:45:13] And I got to tell you, Joe, as sure as I know that building seven didn't fall down out of[1:45:19] sympathy for building one and two.[1:45:22] God is real.[1:45:23] Jesus existed.[1:45:24] He was a badass outlaw and has changed my outlook on life.[1:45:27] It is really...[1:45:28] Did he make badass T-bones on New Year's?[1:45:33] He was a badass outlaw.[1:45:35] Oh yeah.[1:45:36] So then now they're even recreating Jesus to be like a pretty cool guy.[1:45:40] You rode a motorcycle.[1:45:42] Jesus was pretty cool.[1:45:43] He drank whiskey, smoked cigars probably.[1:45:48] He rode a motorcycle.[1:45:50] He was into cold plunges.[1:45:53] Isn't it something to watch adults go through something like this?[1:45:56] All right.[1:45:57] Let's hear some more.[1:45:58] It changed the way I look at things.[1:46:00] And I believe that we can be allowed to drink still with God.[1:46:06] I know that may sound a little weird coming from me, but I am I'm all in on this.[1:46:11] And, you know, I'm not a you know, like, you know, you may think I'm all in on God or Jesus[1:46:17] as a crazy right wing nut.[1:46:19] We saw Josh Denny this year come to God ever since Kanye.[1:46:23] You know, Kanye is he's an influencer, right?[1:46:26] Kanye got everybody wear the ugliest shoes.[1:46:29] Kanye got everybody to listen to the oddest music at one point.[1:46:34] And now he got everybody into God.[1:46:36] You know, we saw Denny turn towards God.[1:46:38] We're seeing Curry turn towards God.[1:46:41] Now I want to hold Curry to this.[1:46:42] How long will Curry be a man of God?[1:46:45] Believing it literally now after getting into it for just one month.[1:46:50] Let's hear.[1:46:51] Job, which I'm obviously not.[1:46:53] But man, it's powerful stuff when you when you put prayer into your life.[1:46:58] It's really powerful.[1:46:59] The Holy Spirit.[1:47:00] I don't think there's anything weird about it at all.[1:47:02] I mean, I think it's there's a reason why it exists, why it's so prevalent in so many cultures.[1:47:07] It helps people.[1:47:09] It's about love.[1:47:10] Yeah.[1:47:11] It's all about love.[1:47:12] Yeah.[1:47:13] Whether or not the idea the problem is the word.[1:47:17] You know, Lex Fridman is getting a lot of shit.[1:47:19] Finally, you know, we always hated Lex Fridman.[1:47:22] Fridman, of course, because of the love stuff.[1:47:25] Oh, what a romantic, huh?[1:47:27] All you need is love in this world.[1:47:30] If I had a girlfriend of any kind, I would never fight with her.[1:47:35] I would cherish her as long as the day is dark.[1:47:41] I would never, ever let her out of my hands.[1:47:46] I would buy her flowers and roses every day.[1:47:49] Every day I would take her out to anything.[1:47:53] Okay.[1:47:54] Yeah.[1:47:55] That sounds like a guy who's never fucking out a girlfriend before what he would say.[1:47:59] That's like, remember that when you didn't have a girlfriend in seventh and you thought[1:48:03] you would do anything you couldn't believe?[1:48:07] Well, not me.[1:48:08] I mean, you know, loser.[1:48:12] So this romance, this love, everybody's stuff.[1:48:15] I'm very suspicious of its love.[1:48:17] It's love.[1:48:18] You know, Kanye says this all the time.[1:48:20] Kanye doesn't love anyone.[1:48:24] You know, Kanye has no love in his heart.[1:48:26] Josh Denny.[1:48:27] I've seen Josh Denny use this.[1:48:29] It's about love.[1:48:30] The world needs.[1:48:31] It's about love.[1:48:32] And now Adam Curry.[1:48:33] Love, love, love, love, love.[1:48:35] Be very suspicious of the men who claim they just want love and peace.[1:48:43] You don't want love and peace as a man.[1:48:45] That's a very beta move.[1:48:47] Let's hear some more about love and unity and prayer.[1:48:51] That word has been co-opted.[1:48:53] God?[1:48:54] Yeah.[1:48:55] The word has been co-opted in a lot of people's minds.[1:48:56] There's not a real problem with the word.[1:48:58] I should rephrase that.[1:49:00] There's a problem with the perception of the word.[1:49:02] Sure.[1:49:03] The perception of the word is that you believe in fairy tales and you believe in old mythical[1:49:10] stories by the book and you believe that gay people shouldn't be allowed to get married[1:49:15] and you believe, you know, there's like all sorts of stuff that comes with that.[1:49:19] That's not really contemporary religion anymore, but yeah, I understand what you're saying.[1:49:22] But that isn't that fascinating though.[1:49:23] Contemporary religion is a fascinating concept.[1:49:25] Sure, sure.[1:49:26] Of course.[1:49:27] Because then you have to agree that the hand of man has decided and culture has decided[1:49:30] to manipulate these ancient doctrines and change them to keep up with the times.[1:49:34] Or evil.[1:49:35] Or evil.[1:49:36] Yeah.[1:49:37] Or evil.[1:49:38] It's kind of like, but I think what I was going to say is like the concept of like a[1:49:42] guy in the sky, you know, with a robe on, like what people consider God, that might[1:49:47] seem ridiculous.[1:49:48] But the idea that there's a powerful force of the universe, like why wouldn't there be?[1:49:54] Like how else did this happen?[1:49:56] Even if that powerful force is just some scientific creation machine.[1:50:03] These guys are getting worried that they only got like 20 more years of good life left,[1:50:07] huh?[1:50:08] Is this what happens when you start worrying about how close you are to dying?[1:50:12] There's got to be something out there.[1:50:15] I've got to go on.[1:50:17] Don't die.[1:50:18] Yeah, that's going to happen.[1:50:20] Yeah, you're going to go on.[1:50:21] It's going to be a blast out there.[1:50:23] Let's hear some more because he stumps Adam Curry, of course.[1:50:28] Adam Curry hasn't really thought this out, you know, beyond the exclaiming it to the[1:50:33] public part.[1:50:34] Let's hear how Adam defends his new belief.[1:50:37] Possible for you to wrap your head around the amount of power that it has.[1:50:42] It's literally created the universes, the multiverses, the different planets and the[1:50:47] different beings.[1:50:48] I don't think we know that multiverses are really.[1:50:50] It's constantly in this creative process.[1:50:52] By the way, there's no proof of this multiverse yet.[1:50:56] I like how we all think that simulation theory is proven now.[1:51:01] Multiverses are proven.[1:51:04] It's like you heard it discussed a few times on Rogan and you're like, yeah, that's.[1:51:09] I mean, really, Adam Curry's about to say, if we could believe that the simulation theory[1:51:14] is real and there's barely any literature about it.[1:51:18] Well, then we've got to believe that God and Jesus is real because there's much more[1:51:22] literature.[1:51:23] And it's like, wait, you believe that simulation theory is real?[1:51:28] But we were just in the theory part still.[1:51:32] You know, like as a fun game and that was also years ago.[1:51:36] Okay.[1:51:37] Like just knowing that that's a real thing can give you order in your life.[1:51:42] I think the problem that a lot of people have is they think they're smarter than they really[1:51:45] are.[1:51:46] So they think that like saying they believe in God, like makes them seem stupid, you know,[1:51:51] and they're worried about criticism.[1:51:53] So they won't say it.[1:51:55] Well, it's interesting because you look at the concept of the simulation or the matrix[1:52:00] too.[1:52:01] It's certainly believable.[1:52:02] This matrix was a film by two trans people, by the way.[1:52:07] Wake up.[1:52:08] The director of the matrix is the biggest trans that this world's got.[1:52:13] And yet every guy who hates trans all of a sudden thinks the matrix is a real concept.[1:52:21] They really do.[1:52:22] All right, let's hear some more.[1:52:24] As an idea, red pill, blue pill, you know, and so you could also say evil or good.[1:52:30] I just know that there's a lot more, I'm a conspiracy therapist, so I look at stuff,[1:52:34] I read stuff.[1:52:35] Right.[1:52:36] And there's a lot more documentation of Jesus walking the earth and God and the Holy Spirit[1:52:41] than there is about the simulation.[1:52:43] There's just a lot more believable information out there that has been studied by scholars[1:52:49] for thousands of years.[1:52:51] What do you think Jesus' role was?[1:52:53] Who do you think he was?[1:52:55] Well, he was literally the son of God and he was on the earth to teach and he wandered.[1:53:01] I mean, he was an outlaw.[1:53:02] He did some crazy.[1:53:03] He overturned the tax tables and, you know, he really railed against laws.[1:53:07] Why do you think?[1:53:08] Now there's taxes back then?[1:53:11] I don't think so.[1:53:13] There was a tax system when Jesus was around.[1:53:16] That's news to me.[1:53:18] The IRS was invented?[1:53:21] Okay, let's hear this.[1:53:23] What information that you have, why do you think that he existed?[1:53:28] Well, Jesus had to die after teaching us how to live a good life and how to be a good person,[1:53:37] which is all about love, and that was to absolve us of our sins, which is kind of a cool out.[1:53:42] You know, so everyone's a sinner, everyone's fucked up, everyone's flawed.[1:53:46] I wonder if all these Jesus guys have a lot of sin.[1:53:49] Could that be what they think that this is like?[1:53:52] He just said that's such a cool out.[1:53:54] Oh, he's going to absolve us of our sins.[1:53:59] Well, why do you have so many sins?[1:54:01] What kind of sins are we talking about here?[1:54:03] What kind of sins do you got?[1:54:05] I don't have any heaven, you know, excluding me from heaven type of sin, I don't think.[1:54:12] I've been pretty by the book as far as I've been following the good book, you know, my whole life.[1:54:18] Just in case.[1:54:19] Just in case, yes, I follow every rule of the Bible.[1:54:22] By the way, just in case, you know, because I've, you know, I've seen hell in Hellraiser 2.[1:54:29] No, no, no, and believe me, I've been through a hell of my own.[1:54:33] I'm going to tell you this story coming up, and I told you the story at the beginning of the show[1:54:38] where I was tossing and turning and that salvo pancake has deflated like a pig.[1:54:43] That song, that was a hell.[1:54:46] That was enough for me to know I don't need to go to any more.[1:54:49] And believe me, the real hell is not going to just be that funny British guy singing to me, keeping me up.[1:54:54] It's going to be much worse.[1:54:55] I know to stay away from that.[1:54:57] Wait till you hear the hell story I've got coming up.[1:54:59] ...given for that, as long as you try to be better.[1:55:02] I mean, that's literally every book in the Bible is about, like I was reading this morning, I forget what it was,[1:55:09] but it's like Jesus said, be quick to listen, slow to answer, and slow to get angry.[1:55:15] And I took that here, because I remember last time I was here, which was over a year ago,[1:55:20] and a lot of people said, dude, you're a fucking asshole. You keep interrupting, Joe.[1:55:24] And I did.[1:55:25] And you even said, calm down, Adam, calm down.[1:55:27] You're excited to talk.[1:55:28] Yeah, but that's just normal excitedness.[1:55:30] No, no, no, you hated it back then.[1:55:32] But it's better if I listen.[1:55:34] It makes everything better.[1:55:36] So it's just small things like that.[1:55:37] But ultimately, it's 100% about love.[1:55:41] And knowing that it can be beaten.[1:55:46] This evil in the world can be fought against.[1:55:49] In fact, it's probably already done.[1:55:51] And I'm just new to this, Joe, so I can't answer everything.[1:55:54] But I love studying it.[1:55:56] I love reading.[1:55:58] It's fascinating material, and there's so much there.[1:56:02] It's not fascinating at all.[1:56:03] It's the most boring material.[1:56:05] Yeah.[1:56:06] It is in a lot of ways.[1:56:07] It's the worst.[1:56:08] Why do you believe that someone really was the Son of God?[1:56:12] I mean, if you're talking about information that's been,[1:56:16] it was written, I mean, how?[1:56:19] This is his third time asking this question, by the way.[1:56:22] How long had he been dead when they wrote that?[1:56:25] When they put that together?[1:56:26] Well, the Testament is literally people who witnessed him[1:56:29] and wrote about him.[1:56:30] Right.[1:56:31] It's not true.[1:56:32] At the time.[1:56:33] Yeah, at the time.[1:56:34] Joe, didn't you say that's not true?[1:56:35] He said the Testament is people who wrote about Jesus at the time[1:56:38] he was around, and they were writing about him.[1:56:40] It's like a story about that time written hundreds of years later.[1:56:44] So he doesn't even know that.[1:56:46] Busted![1:56:48] Listen to that one more time.[1:56:50] When they wrote the New Testament, how long had he been dead[1:56:54] when they wrote that?[1:56:56] When they put that together?[1:56:57] Well, the Testament is literally people who witnessed him[1:57:00] and wrote about him at the time.[1:57:04] And they decided what information to put in and what not to[1:57:07] based on, like Constantine.[1:57:09] Constantine, the movie![1:57:11] Again, I'm new to this, but there's...[1:57:13] No one was in Constantine.[1:57:15] That matrix![1:57:16] Keanu Reeves, Constantine, the matrix.[1:57:20] Maybe Keanu Reeves is Jesus.[1:57:22] How many amazing things about the books in the Bible,[1:57:25] there's code, you know, certain scripture has exactly this amount of letters[1:57:31] but no consonants or vowels or duplicates.[1:57:35] All kinds of crazy stuff that just seems like it's impossible to phony that up.[1:57:40] But your question is why do I believe that?[1:57:45] Why do you believe he's the son of God?[1:57:47] Not why do you...[1:57:49] I mean, obviously there's so much that's a part of...[1:57:53] Whenever you have a religion, when you have an oral tradition of this religion[1:57:57] where people are just talking these stories to each other[1:58:01] before it's ever written down, which they think was like a thousand years[1:58:05] when you're talking about the Old Testament, right?[1:58:07] And then it was written down and it was written in ancient Hebrew[1:58:10] and then it was translated.[1:58:12] My language.[1:58:13] Why would a person be the actual son of God?[1:58:17] I would need a lot of evidence to believe that.[1:58:19] Evidence to Man's Averdic would be a great book to read.[1:58:22] But just as I know that JFK was assassinated[1:58:26] and I really believe the CIA was involved[1:58:29] because it's been written.[1:58:30] I've just read documents and documents.[1:58:33] So when you look into the Bible[1:58:35] and everything that's been written about the Bible,[1:58:38] a hundred million times more has been written about that[1:58:42] and it's survived all these years.[1:58:45] Right, but if someone writes about The Shining[1:58:48] and a bunch of people review the writing of The Shining[1:58:51] and write about The Shining,[1:58:52] it doesn't mean that The Shining actually happened.[1:58:55] Just because so many people are writing[1:58:57] about this particular religion[1:58:58] doesn't mean that there was a person.[1:59:00] But they haven't written about this.[1:59:01] Doesn't mean they weren't.[1:59:02] I'm not saying they weren't.[1:59:03] I'm not saying I know.[1:59:04] But I'm saying it doesn't mean that that man[1:59:07] was the son of God.[1:59:08] I'm just telling you my process is when I investigate things[1:59:12] and to me it was a conspiracy theory.[1:59:14] I'm just going to start reading[1:59:16] and I read for three weeks until I gave up[1:59:18] and said I can keep reading[1:59:19] but all the evidence just is thrown at me[1:59:22] over and over and over again[1:59:23] if I'm going to believe certain things about JFK[1:59:26] or 9-11 or whatever which I've read as much as I can[1:59:31] but there's not that much.[1:59:33] It's just to my own conscience,[1:59:37] if I'm going to believe that after reading[1:59:40] 50 years of documentation versus[1:59:42] thousands of years of documentation.[1:59:44] It's thousands of years of documentation of a story.[1:59:47] See the problem is anybody,[1:59:49] like people have said,[1:59:51] multiple people have said today[1:59:53] that they are the son of God.[1:59:55] In fact, there's this guy, this Australian Jesus guy.[1:59:58] I don't know if you know who he is.[1:59:59] There it is.[2:00:00] He believes in God because[2:00:02] hey, if he's going to believe that Building 7 fell[2:00:05] from reading three reports,[2:00:06] he's got to believe that God is real[2:00:09] from reading thousands of reports.[2:00:11] Okay.[2:00:12] I think that's a bad reason to believe in God.[2:00:15] I have a better reason to believe in God.[2:00:18] Cue that scary music.[2:00:21] I have a better reason here.[2:00:23] And let's get into my demon.[2:00:25] Did you want to go on a two second break?[2:00:27] Okay, when we come back,[2:00:29] I will show you what happened to me this week.[2:00:31] I will explain to you what happened this week.[2:00:33] We are going to need some hands being put together[2:00:37] so that God guys, I'm calling on you here.[2:00:41] We need a miracle.[2:00:43] We need a prayer circle.[2:00:45] Get your hands clean.[2:00:47] There's always a little argument in the chat[2:00:49] whenever you're talking about.[2:00:50] I hope not.[2:00:51] I hope not.[2:00:52] And this is a time we can all come together.[2:00:53] Exactly.[2:00:54] We're ready to accept Christ today for this reason.[2:00:57] For the guys who do believe in Christ,[2:00:59] we're going to need your help here[2:01:02] because we've got a Christ-like situation[2:01:05] and you definitely want to save me.[2:01:08] If you believe in God, you believe in demons,[2:01:11] you believe in evil.[2:01:13] Well, don't you want to keep me away[2:01:15] from the evil part and send me to the heaven?[2:01:18] That and more when we come back.[2:01:20] Two seconds.[2:01:21] We'll be right back.[2:01:22] Two-second break.[2:01:23] Don't go anywhere.[2:01:24] We'll be right back.[2:01:25] Don't touch that dial.[2:01:26] We'll see you soon.[2:01:48] We'll be right back.[2:02:19] We'll see you soon.[2:02:20] We'll be right back.[2:02:48] We'll see you soon.[2:03:19] Eyes, you can't let them know.[2:03:24] Eyes, never want to let them know.[2:03:29] Eyes, never want to let them know.[2:03:54] It's been this way, been this way forever.[2:03:58] Well, at least until tomorrow,[2:04:01] when I come to see you crying hallelujah.[2:04:07] Eyes, you can't let them know.[2:04:13] Eyes, never want to let them know.[2:04:18] Welcome back to Rude Bar, everybody.[2:04:20] The show that goes anywhere and does nearly anything.[2:04:23] We hope you're having a great time.[2:04:25] And trigger warning here.[2:04:27] This next segment is going to get kind of scary.[2:04:30] Okay.[2:04:31] There's a guy in the chat whose name is Mike was for the mask in 2020.[2:04:38] The film.[2:04:42] Very great.[2:04:43] Trigger warning.[2:04:45] This is going to get scary.[2:04:46] So we need our God guys here right now.[2:04:51] And we need them to join hands or whatever you do in your prayer.[2:04:55] Will work as you claim.[2:04:58] And boy, do I need it.[2:05:00] So like I said on the last show,[2:05:02] get me some scary music to kill that and get some scary on the last show.[2:05:06] I brought up a couple of demon things,[2:05:08] and I've heard a couple of demon stories throughout my entire life.[2:05:11] One of which I told on the show,[2:05:13] and they're very hard to tell demon stories.[2:05:16] They're similar to dream stories or stories about a nightmare.[2:05:23] You think you got some magnificent tale to tell,[2:05:26] but as soon as it starts coming out of your mouth,[2:05:28] you realize it's more of the feeling that was really scary.[2:05:33] And describing this dream really doesn't sound like jack shit, right?[2:05:39] Ever had a good nightmare?[2:05:40] You want to tell somebody immediately because you can't believe what you just went through.[2:05:44] As soon as you start telling them the story,[2:05:47] it kind of starts falling apart and you go,[2:05:50] you kind of had to be there and then you write it off and you move on.[2:05:54] Both my demon stories that have been told to me were very similar to that vibe[2:06:00] where people told me the story.[2:06:03] The story shivers down my spine.[2:06:06] They made me very uneasy.[2:06:08] It felt very real.[2:06:10] It felt extremely dark.[2:06:12] But retelling these stories,[2:06:15] there's not much to really retell.[2:06:18] It's hard to retell your feeling.[2:06:21] Well, on the last show, I told you how my brother and his wife,[2:06:25] and people wanted to hear a little bit more about this story in the book,[2:06:29] the Judaism book that they had found.[2:06:33] Jules, maybe you remember this more.[2:06:35] There was a haunted book.[2:06:36] Do we have a picture of what those little books look like?[2:06:39] There's something.[2:06:40] Just google to find it.[2:06:41] Yeah, just Jewish prayer book and it should look like a gold book.[2:06:47] So there's a Jewish Bible out there.[2:06:50] We're going to pull that up on the screen.[2:06:52] I loosely remember how this fits in.[2:06:56] She'll have a picture of it in a second here.[2:06:58] And this Jewish Bible, it's a little gold book.[2:07:02] You read it from back to front and it's almost a bejeweled hell raiser.[2:07:07] It looks like the hell raiser box.[2:07:09] It's like metal.[2:07:10] A metal book made out of gold.[2:07:13] Did you find anything yet?[2:07:14] Jewish prayer book?[2:07:15] Jewish Bible?[2:07:16] Yeah, I sent it to you.[2:07:17] Oh, you sent it.[2:07:18] Okay, it's coming through now.[2:07:19] There we go.[2:07:20] And I'll show you what this looks like.[2:07:22] Ooh, yes, these things are frightening.[2:07:25] Now this book, this is enough to give me a chill.[2:07:29] I don't know about you.[2:07:31] You know, and the Bible used to give me a chill too.[2:07:33] I used to go to hotels.[2:07:34] That book is.[2:07:35] When I was a kid and you would open the hotel drawer[2:07:38] and back then, you know, now the hotels are so hip and cool.[2:07:42] They don't really have Bibles, do they, at the hotel?[2:07:44] I mean, they definitely didn't have them at the resort we stayed at.[2:07:48] I know what Kanye was talking about, looking at this book.[2:07:51] I mean, that scared him shitless, probably.[2:07:53] Yes.[2:07:54] And it's all in great.[2:07:55] This is all embossed.[2:07:57] This is all raised.[2:07:58] So you could like feel it.[2:08:00] Even if you're blind, you know what book you're holding.[2:08:02] And it's heavy.[2:08:03] You know, the book, it looks like it might weigh a pound and a half.[2:08:06] It weighs about 50 pounds.[2:08:09] It's very hard to pick up.[2:08:11] So this is what's called, I guess, the Jewish Bible.[2:08:14] It's 1186 pixels by 1449.[2:08:19] And these are the books.[2:08:22] Let's see if we get some more images of this thing.[2:08:25] But I remember when I was a kid and I would find the Christian Bible[2:08:29] at a hotel room that freaked me out too.[2:08:32] Pages as thin as some of our fools haircuts.[2:08:38] And it just to me, you know, growing up not around any sort of religion.[2:08:43] These two books scared the shit out of.[2:08:45] Oh, here.[2:08:46] This is what I meant about it being bejeweled.[2:08:48] How much is this one going for?[2:08:49] 64.[2:08:50] Can someone buy me one of these?[2:08:52] I might need this.[2:08:53] Are you sure?[2:08:54] Yes, I'm sure.[2:08:55] Can somebody buy me this?[2:08:56] 64 bucks, I'll pay you back.[2:08:58] I want to get it before it's gone because this is going to go quick.[2:09:01] Especially now that I'm talking about it.[2:09:03] So here you go.[2:09:05] And I've seen these before.[2:09:08] It's a Jewish Bible.[2:09:09] It's got gemstones on it.[2:09:11] It's engraved.[2:09:13] It's got this terrible font down here.[2:09:16] Yeah, let's look at some more of these pictures here.[2:09:20] Have people seen these?[2:09:22] Is there a name for this jewels?[2:09:24] Do you know what the name of this is?[2:09:25] Look, it's got a menorah, but like in a Nazi style.[2:09:30] SS angle.[2:09:33] I mean, it's like the same type of art as that cool SS eagle that I've got tattooed.[2:09:43] So these books are scary.[2:09:45] And yeah, look what's inside.[2:09:47] You can't even.[2:09:48] Here, is there going to be any more pictures?[2:09:51] You can't even really figure out what this book is trying to say.[2:09:55] Rare Jewish, Sador, Avadat, Israel, brass, power.[2:10:05] Oh no, cover.[2:10:07] Prayer book with English translit.[2:10:14] One person has been watching this.[2:10:16] That's what I mean.[2:10:17] Is your brother's?[2:10:18] Is my brother's?[2:10:19] Does your brother still have this book?[2:10:20] I don't know.[2:10:21] We can't ask him about it because it's going to involve bringing this back into our lives.[2:10:27] But it just says Rare Jewish Sador.[2:10:30] Is that the name of this type of book?[2:10:32] A Sador?[2:10:33] Let's look up Sador.[2:10:36] Sador is a Jewish prayer book containing a set order of daily prayers.[2:10:41] Come Sador.[2:10:42] The word Sador comes from the Hebrew root word meaning order.[2:10:46] Now, if the book is like this, you've got a fake.[2:10:51] If it ain't brass, I ain't interested.[2:10:57] Okay, so find me a brass one.[2:10:59] 64 bucks seems like a steal for a brass book.[2:11:02] You can't even buy scrap brass for 64 bucks.[2:11:06] You can melt that down and sell a lot of brass there.[2:11:10] So inside this book, and look at this.[2:11:14] If I showed you just this picture, you'd go, oh, that's like from like a haunted house where they're setting up like a witches.[2:11:20] In a kamee manner.[2:11:22] Yeah.[2:11:23] Doesn't seem like, and if this is religion to some people, okay.[2:11:28] So religion is scary.[2:11:30] Got it.[2:11:31] Now, what did this Sador, this is a good picture of it.[2:11:35] Because this is what I always remembered.[2:11:38] I'd seen one of these early in my life when I was a very, very young kid.[2:11:43] I saw a Sador.[2:11:46] Now, where was that good one with the jewels?[2:11:48] Here you go.[2:11:49] Now, why was this book, Jewels Again, refresh my memory.[2:11:52] What did this have to do with, didn't my brother and his sister.[2:11:56] I mean, Jesus Christ.[2:11:59] You've been watching too much family porn.[2:12:03] Swaps.[2:12:04] His wife.[2:12:06] The swaps are starting to rot my gel.[2:12:10] So my brother and his wife, they were at a antique show or a yard sale or something like that.[2:12:20] Wasn't it your grandma's book that they found?[2:12:22] And then when they had the book is when the stuff started happening.[2:12:25] That's how I remember it.[2:12:26] I don't remember how they got this book.[2:12:29] The book was involved for sure.[2:12:32] But they picked up a book like this as a joke, just like we're about to do, right?[2:12:38] I'm going to chief a little bit.[2:12:40] If anyone wants to chief with me, feel free.[2:12:42] We're going to light up a sparker here and we're going to chief.[2:12:46] Oh, my God.[2:12:47] Could this be the book?[2:12:49] How sweet would it be if someone made a Zippo?[2:12:53] But that was the Jewish book, the Sador on a Zippo that I get to use.[2:12:58] And I use that to kill my enemies.[2:13:00] Like I go.[2:13:03] It's the last of us.[2:13:05] We're going to be out of fluid.[2:13:06] And then I throw it and I use my shirt to burn you all up.[2:13:09] I got to fill this up here.[2:13:13] I got some fireworks in there, too, kids.[2:13:16] You want to do some fireworks early?[2:13:18] I got so much cool stuff in my drawer.[2:13:19] I should do a drawer tour one day.[2:13:21] I got the coolest stuff.[2:13:22] I got all stuff.[2:13:23] Cut to the close up here.[2:13:24] Look what I got.[2:13:25] I got these in the drawer and eighties cherry bombs and stuff.[2:13:30] I got a drawer for a cool kid stuff.[2:13:32] This whole studio, by the way, you could cut out is.[2:13:35] Filled with cool stuff that you've always wanted from when you were a kid.[2:13:40] I've surrounded myself with all the coolest stuff.[2:13:43] Zippo's fluid fireworks and eighties.[2:13:48] Lots of cool stuff.[2:13:49] But let me get this Zippo filled and then I'll tell you about the Sador.[2:13:54] So my brother and his wife or girlfriend, I'm not sure if they're married.[2:14:00] They picked up this book or they found it at a relative's house or something, and they just thought, oh, this is a funny book.[2:14:09] I'll bring it home and we'll just you know, it's kind of a cool keepsake.[2:14:15] See, we got I can't.[2:14:19] Here we go.[2:14:20] It's kind of a cool keepsake.[2:14:23] Let's light up this Farker, huh?[2:14:27] Little dupe.[2:14:30] Try this shit.[2:14:31] Try this shit, bro.[2:14:34] Let's get the Ronsinol.[2:14:35] I love the name to Ronsinol.[2:14:38] It's a nice brand name.[2:14:39] Keep that music on a loop.[2:14:41] I don't want that music ending.[2:14:43] So they bring home the book and they said the.[2:14:48] Incidents that they started having came soon after they brought home this book.[2:14:52] This ancient book.[2:14:53] Right, Jules?[2:14:54] You got to help me with the story because I'm telling you, my memory is going.[2:14:58] I can't remember a story, you know, at all anymore.[2:15:02] So they get this book and they call me and they tell me that they've had this, you know, six month long battle with something in the house ever since they brought home this book.[2:15:13] They like investigated and it turns out it had something to do with this book.[2:15:17] Bring it.[2:15:18] And I'm not joking at all, by the way.[2:15:20] Keep cutting to the book, too, so they could really see what I'm talking about.[2:15:24] This book here.[2:15:25] And it first started out where his wife was waking up.[2:15:30] We've heard this story before with scratches on her arms.[2:15:36] Three, maybe four scratches.[2:15:39] And Jules really helped me out here with this story as I'm telling it here.[2:15:43] Yeah. Keep tell them.[2:15:44] She said that I hope she's not mad at us for.[2:15:48] They don't listen.[2:15:49] They don't have the Internet anymore.[2:15:51] She claims that they witnessed three scratches being carved into her leg live, not that she woke up with scratches.[2:16:02] Well, no, at first she started waking up with the scratches.[2:16:05] But then so they decided one night they were going to videotape.[2:16:10] No, I don't think so.[2:16:11] I think your brother just says that he because where's the video then?[2:16:15] Oh, yeah.[2:16:16] So they decide, wait, let me start this over.[2:16:18] They decided one night they were going to stay up and see if this happened in real time.[2:16:24] And it did.[2:16:25] They both claim it did.[2:16:26] And they claim it did.[2:16:28] They said she was sitting there and they were like calling out to the deal.[2:16:32] They were trying to like antagonize it.[2:16:34] Right.[2:16:35] And she said she sat there with her arm and they both swore to me.[2:16:40] That right in front of them, three scratches, just like this, appeared on her arm while they watched.[2:16:50] They said they would get with her leg, her leg.[2:16:53] Jesus Christ.[2:16:54] This is what I mean.[2:16:55] I barely remember the story.[2:16:56] I was trying to not listen to this story.[2:16:58] You got to understand when he was telling me this story, I kept going, no, no, no, no, no.[2:17:02] Just similar, like I'm going to what I'm going to do if Hella Mark Harley, while on this interview coming up, starts trashing me.[2:17:11] I'm going to go, no, no, no, no, no.[2:17:13] I don't want Hella Mark Harley possibly coming up today.[2:17:19] So they say that they see the scratches in real time.[2:17:22] What was some more highlights of this story here?[2:17:25] I'm really having a hard time.[2:17:26] That's the part that I remember the most, but she was talking about a bunch of different incidents where just like spooky things are happening.[2:17:33] But the thing that really sold her was seeing these scratches appear.[2:17:36] Not just spooky.[2:17:37] I mean, everything was hardcore.[2:17:39] This is a demon.[2:17:40] We believe in demons.[2:17:43] You got to understand that, you know, this is, you know, tormenting our family here.[2:17:49] I mean, they were really trying to sell it to me.[2:17:52] And I kept saying I didn't want to listen to it.[2:17:54] And I almost got like turned off by them as people.[2:17:57] I started going, these people are sick, you know, and I've always wondered what I would do.[2:18:02] You know, I heard a very similar demon story, you know, from Brian and Sarah Barris of Reckless Media Radio, where they said her brother came to her and started telling her this whole year long story that has been fighting a demon for a year.[2:18:18] And when I heard that, I go, well, he's nuts.[2:18:22] He's got schizophrenia or something.[2:18:24] He's crazy.[2:18:26] And I thought about it back then.[2:18:27] I go, what would I do if a family member came to me and they were begging and pleading with me to believe something like this?[2:18:36] You know, it's not just I saw a ghost.[2:18:38] I mean, this story, we got to ask them again what this is about and retell this because after they told us this, you were like, actually, I was wiped out by it.[2:18:46] And you didn't.[2:18:48] This was when you were super sick, too.[2:18:50] Yes, I was very sick.[2:18:52] And she said something about how she thinks the demon is causing your illness.[2:18:56] Yes.[2:18:57] And I feel like that got to you and you didn't even want to think about it.[2:19:00] Yes, exactly.[2:19:03] And that's why this is kind of pushed out of my mind.[2:19:05] I didn't even want to like hear them.[2:19:07] I said, please, just if you're going to insist this is real, like we just can't talk about it because I can't.[2:19:14] Then what?[2:19:15] I got to uproot my whole life and rethink everything.[2:19:18] It's either and I said this and I go, you understand, it's either you're both crazy and I can't ever speak to you again because that's too sick.[2:19:27] Or this is real and that's even worse.[2:19:34] So I met with and I was actually quite aggravated.[2:19:37] I was quite pissed that this story was told to me because now again, I'm still now rethinking about it.[2:19:44] I'm more mad again because now I got two options.[2:19:47] I can never trust my brother and his wife again.[2:19:50] They're insane.[2:19:51] And by the way, my brother is straight as an arrow.[2:19:54] I was the bad kid.[2:19:56] He got to witness the bad kid growing up.[2:19:59] He never did a bad thing in his life.[2:20:01] Never got detention.[2:20:03] Never lied.[2:20:05] Good grades.[2:20:07] Played sports. Never got in fights with his friends.[2:20:10] Nobody's ever called him a bad name.[2:20:12] I've never heard a bad thing about him.[2:20:14] He's never lied to me.[2:20:16] He's never twisted the truth.[2:20:17] He's never exaggerated.[2:20:19] He doesn't tell stories.[2:20:21] He doesn't tell wild ones.[2:20:23] But part of what she did say was...[2:20:27] I'm getting scared now to be honest.[2:20:29] I'm getting a little freaked out here.[2:20:31] And the music and the rain...[2:20:33] That's real rain coming.[2:20:35] That's real music playing right now. This isn't a tape.[2:20:37] I can't really remember the beginning of her story, but she did say something like...[2:20:41] She taunted it and that's when it got worse.[2:20:45] Yes. That she taunted.[2:20:47] Because you were starting to make fun of it and she was like,[2:20:49] Don't mock it. Don't mock it.[2:20:51] That's what my biggest regret...[2:20:53] Yes. She said,[2:20:54] My biggest regret was mocking this demon and pretending like it wasn't real,[2:20:59] which made it more aggressive.[2:21:01] It needed to prove to me now that it was real.[2:21:04] So I believe you're real out there.[2:21:07] We don't want any...[2:21:09] In fact, we're on your side.[2:21:11] We are on your side.[2:21:13] We'll help you.[2:21:15] You need to get into some human-only area.[2:21:17] I'm your guy. Okay?[2:21:19] We don't need to be... And that's what I would always say if I got mugged or something.[2:21:23] If anyone goes, Hey, stick them up. Give me your money.[2:21:25] I go, We could work together.[2:21:27] I could get you many more wallets.[2:21:29] And then me and him, hand in hand, we start skipping off and he shares his guns with me.[2:21:34] That's what I imagine.[2:21:35] Same thing if I get pulled over by a cop.[2:21:37] I say something so good.[2:21:39] The cop starts giving me a badge and everything and we're working together now.[2:21:44] So that's what I want with this demon.[2:21:48] If you are out there, I believe, and whatever you're into is what I'm into now.[2:21:55] I don't have time to learn it.[2:21:57] I don't ever want to see you.[2:22:00] Well, I can't say that because that might insult.[2:22:03] This is what I mean.[2:22:05] And it puts me in a loop.[2:22:06] Is he like super sensitive or do you have to...[2:22:08] That's the other thing.[2:22:09] I'm assuming...[2:22:11] Also, you know, and you don't want to start gaslighting a demon either.[2:22:16] They're either...[2:22:18] And here, this is demons.[2:22:20] I'm seriously just putting this...[2:22:22] This is just a question.[2:22:24] It doesn't need to be answered either.[2:22:27] Maybe they're not smart.[2:22:30] Like I said, you know, people think a demon's like always there, always watching you.[2:22:34] Well, obviously they only show up for a limited time.[2:22:37] Every story I've heard about a demon, it's not like he's there 24-7 doing something in the house.[2:22:43] He shows up for a minimal amount of time.[2:22:46] There's an incident.[2:22:48] In a movie, the incidents gradually get worse and worse and worse, right?[2:22:52] Until the house is now swirling in blue energy and gets sucked into a void.[2:22:57] Or you defeat the demon, so you think.[2:22:59] There's no defeating a demon.[2:23:01] So either the demons are really smart.[2:23:03] They could do all this stuff.[2:23:04] Or maybe they're very animal-like.[2:23:07] Like maybe they have no...[2:23:08] They're just going off instinct like a squirrel.[2:23:11] And maybe you have more of a fighting chance with a demon than you know.[2:23:15] And it's not actually like fighting an alien.[2:23:20] You're going to lose.[2:23:22] You know, I used to be very afraid of aliens too when I was very young.[2:23:25] Three years old, four years old.[2:23:27] Come five, I was over it.[2:23:30] But to me, an alien, you're not going to win.[2:23:32] Now, something like that says, I start zoning out when it comes to this fake stuff.[2:23:38] Your family might be retarded.[2:23:40] Now, I kind of... That was my attitude.[2:23:45] I was like, this is crazy.[2:23:48] Don't listen to them.[2:23:51] So what they're saying is they don't want to hear any more about demons.[2:23:54] Okay, then I'll never talk about it again.[2:23:56] No, no, no. I just used that comment to say that.[2:23:58] Well, I wanted to see if the other part of the chat started to go, no, no.[2:24:02] I mean, agreed me with that guy.[2:24:06] And why does he think it's fake?[2:24:08] Because I'm saying it in this type of way.[2:24:12] We didn't talk about this again for a long time because you were so scared of it.[2:24:17] And I was like, okay, I was mocking the demon alone, blah, blah, blah.[2:24:22] But then you brought up this story for the first time ever.[2:24:25] Or maybe I even brought it up last week.[2:24:27] Yeah.[2:24:29] And then...[2:24:31] And then stuff started happening.[2:24:34] So the first thing that happened, and again, you're going to write it off as a dream, a nightmare.[2:24:41] You're going to write it off to me taking Andrew Huberman's sleep cocktail and not following his instructions.[2:24:50] You guys familiar with Andrew Huberman?[2:24:53] Everybody buys it. He's the new Dave Asprey before Dave Asprey got caught.[2:24:59] Everybody believes Andrew Huberman.[2:25:01] He wears that black shirt.[2:25:03] He's always on Joe Rogan talking about supplements.[2:25:06] He's claimed to have hacked sleep.[2:25:09] And he has the perfect supplementation to get you to sleep.[2:25:14] I'll read it for you.[2:25:15] I've been taking it for a few months.[2:25:18] Andrew Huberman's sleep cocktail.[2:25:21] And it does work in a way.[2:25:24] I'm going to read you the cocktail that I've been on for over two months.[2:25:29] I heard Andrew talk about it on Joe Rogan. I didn't do nothing about it.[2:25:33] I had dozens and dozens of listeners recommend this to me while I was sick, recommend this to me even as of recently.[2:25:42] And I said, oh yeah, I'm on it.[2:25:44] So I decided to give it a try. It does work, but I'll tell you what it is and why I'm bringing this up.[2:25:49] Okay, so he wants you to take 200 to 400 milligrams of magnesium L-trionate.[2:25:57] Okay, and you take this maybe one hour before you go to bed around there.[2:26:03] An hour before you go to bed, you're taking 200 to 400 milligrams of magnesium.[2:26:09] You're taking 50 milligrams of apigenin, apigenin, 50 milligrams of apigenin.[2:26:21] And you're taking 200 to 400 milligrams of L-theanine.[2:26:28] Now, if I look up Huberman sleep cocktail side effects, I remember Huberman saying this.[2:26:40] He said, start out with about 200 milligrams of magnesium and work your way up if your stomach can handle it.[2:26:47] And then he also said this, be wary of the L-theanine. Take one capsule, about 200 milligrams.[2:26:56] Do not take, you could take two capsules, which would be 400 milligrams, that will work better.[2:27:02] But he said this, do not take if you suffer from sleepwalking or night terrors.[2:27:12] As it will could create some, you know, nasty side effects.[2:27:18] And I go, well, what the hell is going to happen if I'm a sleepwalker? Maybe that's bad.[2:27:21] I don't sleepwalk ever. And then I'm like night terrors, the scarier the dream, the better.[2:27:27] So I started taking two a couple of weeks ago and I've had some crazy stuff happen in my sleep similar to lucidity, sleep lucidity.[2:27:40] And the other night, last week, after telling this demon story, a couple nights after the last show, I took the higher dose of that with the higher dose of magnesium.[2:27:52] And I did get into what I'm calling and here's why it's important.[2:27:57] I'm calling it my first ever night terror, first ever.[2:28:05] And you're going, oh, no, no, no. Because maybe you think night terror equals nightmare.[2:28:10] No, you're completely wrong. Maybe what I had wasn't a night terror, but whatever it was, was literal living real life hell.[2:28:25] This is the only way I could describe it. True real life hell.[2:28:30] I mean, I've been around for 40 years. I've had sleep paralysis.[2:28:33] I've had every nightmare in the book. Any movie out there I've had a nightmare about.[2:28:39] OK, from Chucky to Jason to every spirit, every ghost, every gunman, every bomb, killers, knives, home invasions.[2:28:50] It's all happened. I've had the nightmares. I've had them all twisted.[2:28:53] I have never gone through a sleep event like the one I had last week.[2:28:59] The only way I could describe it was that I was in an endless.[2:29:03] Here, I wrote it. I actually woke up screaming. Listen to this.[2:29:09] And then I'll tell you what I wrote down here, if I could even reread this, because it might be too.[2:29:15] I'm starting to get the shivers actually thinking about that. None of this is fake.[2:29:19] We're not doing this would be a very cheap bit. I would do something much more rich if it were fake.[2:29:26] Let me find this this sleep. This is in the top.[2:29:34] The subject is that's what they meant by don't take if you have night terrors.[2:29:40] That's the heading of my sleep journal. I have this sleep event.[2:29:45] I'll read you this here. And immediately I woke up and thank God I woke up.[2:29:50] The only reason I woke up is that the last two to two days or so before that our smoke detector battery started chirping.[2:29:59] The battery and our smoke detector is low. It's in the other room in the living room.[2:30:05] So I luckily was woken out of this sleep hell, this never ending infinite hell that I was trapped in that I'll describe in a second.[2:30:14] And I woke up thankfully to the chirping of the smoke detector.[2:30:17] Now this thing will chirp until you go up there and press the button.[2:30:21] So I fastened we got you know for the last two days we've had this mop stick that's sitting right under the smoke detector.[2:30:29] So I go to the other room and I grab the mop stick and I push the button.[2:30:32] And when you push this button it makes a loud beep letting you know that it's off.[2:30:38] And and and then it stops chirping.[2:30:43] So I go I wake up from this night event terror to the chirping and I get out of bed I go get the stick.[2:30:52] And as I hit the button the minute I hit the button and this is you think I was still sleeping whatever and maybe I was and of course I was.[2:31:04] As soon as I hit the button all this shit started happening in the room from every corner of the room buzzes and rumbles and like like this.[2:31:18] And shaking I ran I ran I ran back to the bedroom I turned on the light and I woke up Jules screaming about this.[2:31:28] So scary.[2:31:29] Telling her about the sleep event that I just had and what I just witnessed in the living room.[2:31:33] And I'll tell you I mean I was up for about a minute probably before I went to hear the chirp so I have the sleep event the terror.[2:31:41] I wake up scared out of my mind and immediately I start journaling about it in my phone and I never write down dreams ever.[2:31:49] I had to write this down because whatever happened to be in the sleep the world must know.[2:31:54] It was that important it was an event.[2:31:57] So I started writing this and then chirp chirp I'm hearing the chirp and it's driving me insane so I run in there to turn it off.[2:32:04] And like I said as soon as I press the button on the chirp thing out of almost 360 surround sound different noises shaking buzzing thumping in the room.[2:32:18] It literally lasted as long as I was holding the stick to this buzzer and I ran out of the room I threw on the lights and I woke up Jules and you would never see me in this state.[2:32:29] I actually this I thought that Tripoli was here and it was over.[2:32:34] I mean I and this has never happened to me before I've never I've had every nightmare in the world.[2:32:41] Yeah I've had every nightmare in the world.[2:32:44] I've had actual sleep paralysis.[2:32:47] This was not any of that.[2:32:50] Whatever this was and maybe it's because the Huberman cocktail.[2:32:53] Maybe I went into a lucid dream like state that was too real.[2:32:58] But I'll tell you this what happened in the dream was the worst thing I've ever gone through in my life.[2:33:08] In my life.[2:33:10] And while it was happening endlessly in this dream or whatever it was I was saying to myself.[2:33:18] Like I knew this was the rest of my life and this was the worst thing that could happen to me and it was grueling torture.[2:33:25] When I woke up I remember this with PTSD as if it happened.[2:33:33] I have trauma now from what happened in this sleep event because it was so real and different than anything I've ever had.[2:33:44] It was like recovery when you woke up you were still scared.[2:33:48] So imagine no there was no recovery there was a lot of horrific nightmares like so many the scariest should ever.[2:33:56] I feel like I'm in hell also.[2:33:58] But then the second I wake up I'm always like that's what I mean.[2:34:02] Yeah of course I'm 40 years old I've had it all that's what I'm saying.[2:34:05] This has never happened before.[2:34:07] I didn't wake up feeling relieved.[2:34:09] I didn't wake up going thank God that was just a dream.[2:34:12] I woke up going there's something else out there that now my whole life is about.[2:34:20] And is this going to be the new thing you know I have this disease I have these headaches I have all this other stuff going on.[2:34:27] And right as I'm getting better I'm going what if whatever happened in this sleep event was so horrible that if it happened again it would be just as good as having the worst crippling disease every day.[2:34:41] I mean I'm just trying to explain it's worse than tape being locked up in that disgusting with the toilet on the floor.[2:34:47] I can't think of something more torturous than what was happening to me in this sleep event.[2:34:55] I've written some of it down.[2:34:59] I got to proofread this before I even read it back because.[2:35:04] Wow.[2:35:05] And again you read this there's nothing here.[2:35:08] I read this there's nothing here.[2:35:09] I want to describe it first.[2:35:11] It was have you ever been on an acid trip that went so far.[2:35:15] Have you ever done DMT.[2:35:17] Have you ever done a psychedelic where it just takes you.[2:35:23] And you know like that one time I did ketamine not knowing what ketamine was and did too much of it and had the what do they call that.[2:35:31] Where you go into the K hole.[2:35:34] Very similar to an experience like that where it's 100 percent real at the time.[2:35:39] It's this never ending horribleness on a loop.[2:35:45] And you don't separate it from reality like when you're in a K hole.[2:35:49] You can't just go ah the K hole ha ha ha.[2:35:53] It's happening to you.[2:35:54] You feel like the soul has left the body.[2:35:57] It was similar to that.[2:35:58] It was similar to how if you took too much acid.[2:36:01] And it's overpowering you.[2:36:04] And you're in this but it was all torture.[2:36:07] It was all as negative and scary as something can get.[2:36:11] And it was again I could only just it's just how I see when these people who have done DMT and they go to that other place.[2:36:18] You can't describe it.[2:36:20] It's too powerful to describe.[2:36:24] And that is what happened to me.[2:36:26] And that was the first instance.[2:36:29] And then something else happened a few days later.[2:36:32] That really gave us the chills.[2:36:37] I'm going to show a picture here.[2:36:40] And I don't know what's so funny Jules.[2:36:43] I don't know why you're laughing.[2:36:44] I'm actually getting really scared here.[2:36:46] Physically scared.[2:36:47] I feel so bad for you.[2:36:49] This is a picture and we don't know how this happened.[2:36:53] There are no other pictures like this.[2:36:58] I wasn't taking a picture of anything.[2:37:01] We don't know how this happened.[2:37:03] This is a picture from my iPhone.[2:37:06] And I'll show you there's a couple of things in this picture.[2:37:08] And this is where it's going to get really scary.[2:37:10] Turn on the lights.[2:37:12] Do me at least that favor and turn the mirrors around.[2:37:15] Seriously.[2:37:17] I don't need anybody listening to this in their dark bathroom.[2:37:20] Do you shower in the dark?[2:37:22] I don't need anybody listening to this in their bedroom right now.[2:37:25] All the lights are off and there's a mirror.[2:37:28] Turn the mirror around.[2:37:29] Turn those lights on.[2:37:30] Sit up.[2:37:32] Just in case.[2:37:34] So here's the picture.[2:37:35] And this might, you know, I don't know what to make of this.[2:37:38] But there's two parts of this picture.[2:37:42] So here it is and this is the full frame.[2:37:45] It came out as a square.[2:37:47] Now my phone is not set to square.[2:37:49] Every other picture of my phone is either in 16x9 or 4x3.[2:37:54] But this photo came out as a square.[2:37:58] What you're looking at here is I'm in my hallway.[2:38:02] And this is me.[2:38:04] But it's all, it starts, look at the bottom.[2:38:07] You know, this is me.[2:38:08] Here's the side of my face all warped.[2:38:11] The side of my face all warped.[2:38:13] And then there are these strips.[2:38:15] And then there's all this, this is not edited.[2:38:17] This is how the, I was checking my phone later for a picture that I had taken before this.[2:38:24] And this was right in the middle, this picture.[2:38:27] And I go, whoa, what the fuck is this?[2:38:29] This is quite the artifact.[2:38:31] And then I'm zooming in on this picture.[2:38:34] And here's the scary part.[2:38:38] I see this.[2:38:40] Do you see that?[2:38:42] Above me in the warp.[2:38:44] So I'm below it and it's got this weird cutout.[2:38:47] And right above me is to me what looks like a...[2:38:52] Is that just me? To me that kind of looks like me.[2:38:55] Do you see me at all in there?[2:38:57] But look, I mean, that's on top of me, shitting on top of me.[2:39:01] Oh, that could be you.[2:39:03] But why are you a demon now?[2:39:06] This is not good.[2:39:08] You don't want to find a picture like this.[2:39:11] I mean, look at that.[2:39:14] So...[2:39:15] Wait, so you just went on your phone and this was just there with no explanation.[2:39:19] I went on my phone to grab a picture of our gym equipment,[2:39:24] that we were taking a picture for your dad.[2:39:27] And when I was looking at that, it was just the gym equipment and then this picture.[2:39:34] And...[2:39:36] The scariest part is that it's a square when that's not what your settings are.[2:39:40] Well, it could have went over to... Isn't there a square option here?[2:39:43] Oh.[2:39:46] Um...[2:39:48] Well, maybe I'm the demon.[2:39:50] No, there's no square option.[2:39:55] Nope.[2:39:56] You would have to go in like...[2:39:58] And change the...[2:40:00] Aspect ratio.[2:40:02] So, we're terrified. We don't know what to do.[2:40:05] And we would like the...[2:40:06] I personally think it's going to be fine and I'll protect you.[2:40:09] I don't think the demon can take me.[2:40:12] And I really feel that.[2:40:14] What do people think that face was out there?[2:40:16] Camera glitch.[2:40:18] Nothing to worry about.[2:40:20] I hope.[2:40:21] You fell asleep with the phone.[2:40:23] No, this was standing up.[2:40:24] Taking a million pictures of Mike's new gym rack that he spent all day building.[2:40:29] Taking pictures of that.[2:40:31] Sitting down on the couch to get the pictures.[2:40:34] It's actually in between the...[2:40:37] Uh oh.[2:40:39] I don't want to expose my house.[2:40:42] Okay, this is what I'm going to tell you. Watch this.[2:40:45] One, two, three, four.[2:40:47] I have five pictures of my gym equipment.[2:40:51] I'm just going to call it gym equipment for now.[2:40:53] Five pictures.[2:40:55] One, two, three, four.[2:40:58] Gym equipment pictures.[2:40:59] Then...[2:41:01] The photo of me with the demon.[2:41:03] Then back to the gym pictures.[2:41:07] Like, I took five gym pictures in a row of the same thing.[2:41:11] In between those five pictures.[2:41:14] No.[2:41:15] Yes.[2:41:16] Because I was just about to say, okay, you probably just accidentally took it on your right over there, but if it's in between...[2:41:21] It's in a different room.[2:41:23] Yeah, I know, because you're in the hall.[2:41:24] And it's in between. You have five gym pictures.[2:41:27] This one comes in at number four and then it's back to the gym from the same spot I took photo three.[2:41:33] But the photo of me with the demon is in a different room in the house.[2:41:39] But it's sandwiched between.[2:41:44] I mean, I could prove it.[2:41:47] I just want to make sure there's nothing bad here.[2:41:52] Soul looks pretty good.[2:41:54] I could prove it.[2:41:56] Okay, don't cut to the close-up, but look at this.[2:41:59] One gym photo, one gym photo, one gym photo, one gym photo.[2:42:04] The demon picture, gym photo.[2:42:10] I'm even more scared now.[2:42:14] People are saying Jules is the devil.[2:42:17] It's the same color as demon shit.[2:42:23] Jules' nose.[2:42:26] So, Jesus, guys, what do we do here?[2:42:29] Do you have a recipe? Do you have a spell?[2:42:31] What should I do? What should I not do?[2:42:34] More importantly, should I stop talking about this altogether?[2:42:41] Hope it just goes away.[2:42:43] Should I continue to update people if little things like this keep happening?[2:42:47] Jules is possessed. That's why she taunts.[2:42:50] It's very funny.[2:42:52] You know, what do we do?[2:42:54] And now are all of you involved? Let's say something is real.[2:42:57] You're all involved now. Sorry.[2:43:00] Listening to this brings them in.[2:43:02] That's what I always thought when I was a kid.[2:43:04] I didn't even want to listen to it in a movie, on a speaker, because you're doing it.[2:43:08] What's to say the demon doesn't mistake my voice as somebody who's in your real house?[2:43:13] He comes by looking for me. He thinks I'm there.[2:43:16] You're all infected now.[2:43:19] We'll take a short break. Much more.[2:43:22] Someone says, Mike, check periodically for sound recordings you know you didn't take on your phone.[2:43:27] There will be something there.[2:43:29] I am not brave enough to even look into that.[2:43:33] Alright, let's go to break. We'll be right back in just a few minutes here.[2:43:38] Send me away Jules. Don't touch that dial.[2:43:42] We'll be back faster than you can even imagine.[2:43:45] Probably not a full length song. We'll see you in a bit.[2:43:47] On Redbar.[2:43:59] On Redbar.[2:44:30] Practice gratitude.[2:44:31] Yeah, I'm thankful for the life that I lead.[2:44:34] I kissed my son before I put him to sleep.[2:44:37] And I was working for a flat on my feet.[2:44:39] Why were you working till you got bloody loose?[2:44:44] Bloody hell.[2:44:45] It goes to shit. It was going so well.[2:44:48] It makes me sick when I look at the world.[2:44:51] Cause nothing seems real.[2:44:53] I'm thinking for myself.[2:44:54] I'm thinking I'm just thinking for myself.[2:44:57] I'm thinking for myself.[2:44:58] I'm thinking for myself.[2:45:00] I'm just thinking for myself.[2:45:02] I'm thinking for myself.[2:45:04] Really? Why are you so selfish?[2:45:06] I can't understand it.[2:45:08] Can you just explain please why you feel this way towards the world like myself?[2:45:15] People so big.[2:45:16] The kind of pyramid that makes us sick.[2:45:19] But they're just thinking for themselves.[2:45:21] Rich get rich.[2:45:22] Now being one of them I sincere my burns.[2:45:25] Jealousy.[2:45:26] They want to be me.[2:45:28] The grass ain't always green on the other side.[2:45:30] A scary sight I had to win.[2:45:32] I got a few tricks so we can get a treat.[2:45:35] The victories all come from the feasts.[2:45:37] I'm just thinking for myself.[2:45:39] I'm thinking I'm just thinking for myself.[2:45:41] I'm thinking for myself.[2:45:43] I'm thinking for myself.[2:45:45] I'm just thinking for myself.[2:45:47] I'm thinking for myself.[2:45:51] We get what we deserve.[2:45:53] Somehow we never learn.[2:45:56] Wasting life's out.[2:45:58] While we all search for something.[2:46:02] And we know what we deserve.[2:46:04] Somehow we never learn.[2:46:07] Wasting life's out.[2:46:10] While we all search for something.[2:46:13] And you got what you deserve.[2:46:15] Somehow we never learn.[2:46:18] Wasting life's out.[2:46:21] While we all search for something.[2:46:24] And we get what we deserve.[2:46:26] Somehow we never learn.[2:46:29] Wasting life's out.[2:46:32] While we all search for something.[2:46:35] I'm just thinking for myself.[2:46:38] I'm thinking for myself.[2:46:41] I'm just thinking for myself.[2:46:43] I'm thinking for myself.[2:46:45] I'm thinking for myself.[2:46:47] I'm thinking for myself.[2:46:49] I'm just thinking for myself.[2:46:51] I'm thinking for myself.[2:46:53] I'm thinking for myself.[2:47:09] I put the water in your gasket.[2:47:13] I'm your new best friend.[2:47:17] Late nights after work when you feel strange.[2:47:21] Goodnight at the drive-in range.[2:47:25] Your ex.[2:47:26] Into.[2:47:27] A rest stop.[2:47:29] Bathroom.[2:47:30] Robustness.[2:47:32] Spill through.[2:47:33] Who fucking hurts you?[2:47:37] Last twenty dollars on a payday.[2:47:41] I'm your slow decay.[2:47:45] Messages that rot inside your voicemail.[2:47:49] Your apartment's rusted guardrail.[2:47:52] They'll start with you at the drag rail.[2:47:58] Who can hear you?[2:48:01] I fucking see you.[2:48:05] This burning love won't ever be enough.[2:48:13] I'll be there waiting.[2:48:16] Flying cockside time.[2:48:26] Hey, shawties.[2:48:27] Welcome back to Redfire, we hope.[2:48:30] You're having a nice night here on this bloody Sunday.[2:48:34] Ooh.[2:48:36] Brian Callen.[2:48:37] Let's talk about him.[2:48:38] Do you guys miss Callen?[2:48:40] I love Callen's stuff.[2:48:41] He's a man.[2:48:43] I'm a man.[2:48:45] I spoke to his wife this week about his finances.[2:48:49] You know, I noticed Brian's view counts are pretty much kid counts at this point.[2:48:57] Maybe we have some examples.[2:48:59] Pull up his YouTube page.[2:49:01] We couldn't believe Brian Callen caught our attention this week when we caught him selling.[2:49:08] Or now releasing his Patreon content for free, hoping for a second chance that this content lives.[2:49:17] This is Cruis'n with Callen.[2:49:19] Have you seen this show?[2:49:21] Remember when Brian Callen started his patron or restarted up his patron?[2:49:27] This is alleged rapist.[2:49:30] I don't even like saying that.[2:49:31] You know, I'd go after this guy even if he never was alleged rapist.[2:49:38] Yeah.[2:49:39] Isn't it crazy that now the word rapist sounds so crazy because of our word?[2:49:46] Yeah, everyone says our word now.[2:49:48] He's an R-wordist, S-A instead of sexual assault.[2:49:51] To say rapist, it's almost like, oh, I can't.[2:49:55] That's even too much to accuse a rapist of, you know what I mean?[2:49:58] It's like, even calling, you know what it is?[2:50:02] It's that it reminds you of like, when you say rapist, you think killer, he's taped you up.[2:50:08] He's like fully raping you.[2:50:11] He allegedly did.[2:50:12] What was his alleged?[2:50:14] Well, that's what I mean.[2:50:15] If Brian Callen just did like, you know, today's day and age rape.[2:50:19] When you say rapist, it sounds really hard hitting.[2:50:23] Don't get too excited, Brian.[2:50:26] You know, he does get accepted.[2:50:28] I mean, out of all these people, Chris D'Elia and Andrew Callen.[2:50:33] That's just how you separate them now.[2:50:35] Isn't Callen the one who's accused of being an actual rapist?[2:50:39] Yeah, but any guy that's like negative sexually in the news is like a rapist.[2:50:45] That's what you call them, right?[2:50:47] Yeah.[2:50:48] So any guy that's done any negative sex stuff where he's been busted and people are mad.[2:50:55] That's a rapist.[2:50:56] But Brian was accused of rape.[2:51:00] Is that true?[2:51:03] I bet.[2:51:04] Yes, it is.[2:51:05] He was accused of rape.[2:51:06] That's what he was accused of.[2:51:07] I'm asking rape like he held someone down and did it.[2:51:10] You're my girlfriend now.[2:51:12] I'm serious.[2:51:13] Yes.[2:51:14] That's what he said.[2:51:15] You're my girlfriend now.[2:51:16] Well, I don't know if that's true or not.[2:51:18] And then I was thinking the other night I go, imagine how much it would suck.[2:51:22] If somebody accused you of being a rapist and you weren't a rapist.[2:51:26] Because once you're accused of being a rapist, you're fucked.[2:51:30] Right?[2:51:31] Like, let's pretend Brian Callen didn't rape anybody.[2:51:34] Are we ever going to be able to fit?[2:51:35] You don't you can't think of him as anything but a rapist now.[2:51:39] That's also because of his entire personality.[2:51:41] There you go.[2:51:42] Well, that's what I was getting to.[2:51:44] Yes, that's the brilliant part about this.[2:51:47] That's the brilliant part that I wanted to share with everybody.[2:51:49] Because it does go along with all of his other nastiness.[2:51:54] It's perfectly in line with the types of stories he tells, the types of guy he is, and all this stuff.[2:52:01] And what did I start this with?[2:52:03] We would be making fun of Brian Callen and covering.[2:52:07] Covering Callen.[2:52:09] I almost don't like that these guys are accused of rape.[2:52:12] Because now I'm forced to cover rape story stuff.[2:52:16] I liked the pettiness of covering Brian Callen just because he sucked.[2:52:22] There's this guy. He's terrible. He's cringe.[2:52:26] Let's view him.[2:52:28] You know, that's what I wanted to do.[2:52:30] Now when you bring up Brian, it's like you're trying to do it because of the rape.[2:52:33] I want people to know this has nothing to do with his rape.[2:52:37] Or alleged rape.[2:52:39] Of course, I'm not trying to get this Brian Callen and the word rapist, you know, synonymous.[2:52:46] In your head. That's not what I'm trying to do right now.[2:52:48] I swear to God.[2:52:51] You know, but I don't know.[2:52:53] Listen to some of Callen's stories. You'll see.[2:52:55] So we were amazed that he had done this greedy move.[2:52:59] Remember, can we see how many people sign up for his Patreon anymore?[2:53:03] Let's see.[2:53:04] I love this stuff.[2:53:05] To me, the funnest thing is going through a man's views, his Patreon numbers.[2:53:11] You know, it's like getting access to his checkbook.[2:53:14] You get to really see what's going on here.[2:53:16] Maybe coming up later, I'm not sure.[2:53:18] But there was a hilarious clip we were watching in our gym of Kumiya and Kevin Brennan getting into it.[2:53:26] Yes, we got Kumiya and Kevin Brennan coming up today.[2:53:29] Maybe we'll watch that coming up.[2:53:30] But during that exchange and while watching that, we were like, how many Patreons does Kevin Brennan have?[2:53:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many Patreons? We were curious.[2:53:39] How many Patreons does Kevin Brennan have?[2:53:40] So we went to his page and we saw he had 925.[2:53:43] 125.[2:53:44] Which I went, well, that's more than I expected.[2:53:47] Kevin Brennan has 925 Patreons.[2:53:50] So just keep that in mind.[2:53:52] I mean, that's good.[2:53:53] I thought Kevin Brennan was like a $700 man.[2:53:56] Now, with that in mind, Brian Callan has 338.[2:54:01] No![2:54:03] Pass that info along. Pass that info along.[2:54:07] Say that again.[2:54:08] 338.[2:54:10] Brian Callan, the Brian Callan, a man, has 300 and how many?[2:54:19] 338.[2:54:20] 338 Patreons. Kevin Brennan has 925.[2:54:26] Think of it that way.[2:54:27] I didn't even know that was going to happen.[2:54:30] I forgot about that.[2:54:31] That's not what I wrote down here.[2:54:32] But we saw that he's now putting his Patreon content that he was using to promote his Patreon on YouTube.[2:54:39] Well, now we understand why.[2:54:41] He put it on Patreon.[2:54:43] Got no clicks.[2:54:45] Nobody signed up.[2:54:46] And then now he's like, fuck it.[2:54:48] I'll use it on my regular channel.[2:54:50] I need to put out content.[2:54:51] So not only is he releasing like six month old stuff, right?[2:54:54] Yes.[2:54:55] Wow.[2:54:56] But it's stuff nobody wanted in the first place.[2:54:58] I subscribed to, I think maybe his Patreon was Sam Tripoli where they had that conspiracy podcast.[2:55:05] I think we had to get an episode off there.[2:55:07] So I subscribed to that years ago.[2:55:09] And I think because of that, I got an email about Callen's Patreon a few months ago.[2:55:13] It's Callentine's Day.[2:55:15] Coming up.[2:55:17] That's what he said to her.[2:55:18] It's Callentine's Day.[2:55:20] Double up.[2:55:22] That was not a rape.[2:55:24] He was advertising in this email to me a few months ago his new show Cruisin' with Callen.[2:55:29] Cruisin' with Callen, which is not a good verb for Brian Callen.[2:55:33] Cruisin'?[2:55:34] What are you cruisin' for?[2:55:36] Up until this exact second, when I'm seeing his Patreon page now, I thought, oh, he probably[2:55:41] has like 30 episodes of Cruisin' with Callen and he's just going to put a few on his YouTube[2:55:46] page because he's desperate.[2:55:48] But there's only one.[2:55:50] The one that has the only Cruisin' with Callen.[2:55:52] Here's what we've just come to the conclusion.[2:55:54] This is the guy.[2:55:55] This is the guy who didn't rape.[2:55:57] Listen to this.[2:55:58] He starts a Patreon.[2:56:00] Hey everybody, join my Patreon.[2:56:02] It's going to be packed with stuff, such as my new series Cruisin' with Callen.[2:56:06] I'm in the car every day, different comedians.[2:56:09] It's like comedians in the cars with coffee, except I'm cruising.[2:56:13] The comedians are on the phone and they're like, dove Davidoff, who you don't really[2:56:18] know in this universe.[2:56:21] So that's what he was pitching, is his grand content.[2:56:24] 320 people joined.[2:56:26] Six months later, he puts it on YouTube and then we're to find out.[2:56:31] We thought Cruisin' with Callen was a series for Patreon members.[2:56:35] He's only put out one episode.[2:56:38] Now, what else is on his Patreon?[2:56:40] What are the members of the 325 getting right now?[2:56:43] Because we're a member, right?[2:56:47] Yeah, I want to know what they're getting.[2:56:49] So on August 26th of 2021, he posted an episode of a podcast.[2:56:56] It looks like he had before called Big and Hungry.[2:56:59] Big and Hungry.[2:57:00] The last episode.[2:57:01] So that was August of 2021.[2:57:03] Then a year later in August of 2022, his next post is...[2:57:07] Wait, so he didn't post for a full year?[2:57:09] No.[2:57:10] Okay.[2:57:11] Similar to yourself.[2:57:12] Okay.[2:57:13] Well.[2:57:14] Then on August 31st, 2022, he posts We Are Back.[2:57:19] And then he has a big post about how he's back.[2:57:22] He can't read it without signing up, which is stupid because I want to read it too.[2:57:26] Oh, I thought we were signed up.[2:57:28] No.[2:57:29] We're not giving money to Calen?[2:57:32] That changes today.[2:57:34] Give him some money.[2:57:36] That was a whole year later.[2:57:37] We are back.[2:57:38] And I think in the email, he was promising all these things.[2:57:40] Yeah.[2:57:41] So I wish I could read it, but I can't.[2:57:42] And what's back so far?[2:57:44] What's been posted since we're back?[2:57:45] The next episode after that was on September 18th, the first episode of Cruisin' with Calen[2:57:50] with Dov Davidoff.[2:57:52] Which is now the one that's on YouTube for free.[2:57:54] Yeah.[2:57:55] And then the next post after that is a recent post from last week, January 19th, saying[2:58:00] new content is on the way.[2:58:02] So he's only posted Cruisin' with Calen with Dov Davidoff, which we're about to watch[2:58:08] now for free.[2:58:10] His whole Patreon, that's all it's been about.[2:58:13] Forever.[2:58:14] That's it.[2:58:15] Did you hear that rundown?[2:58:18] That's a sleazy man's rundown.[2:58:21] So this is what his 325 Patreons are paying for.[2:58:26] And this is the only thing that they're paying for.[2:58:30] And it's now free on YouTube.[2:58:32] It is 12 minutes and 40 seconds.[2:58:35] But to be fair, they do have access to the back catalog of Big and Hungry.[2:58:40] Big and Hungry.[2:58:41] A very popular show.[2:58:42] Oh, they have access to the back catalog of Big and Hungry.[2:58:46] Yes.[2:58:47] OK.[2:58:49] And this is the episode that he posted here.[2:58:53] It has 7,000 views.[2:58:58] It was posted 12 days ago.[2:59:00] It's up to 7,000 views.[2:59:01] Now, this is I say, Ashley Butterfield say Rogan's Brian Callen.[2:59:06] Did I say that earlier?[2:59:08] I mean, this is Rogan's Brian Callen.[2:59:11] Cruisin' with Calen episode one and the only episode.[2:59:14] This was released when on his Patreon?[2:59:17] What was the date on that?[2:59:18] September of last year.[2:59:20] September of last year.[2:59:21] And now it's up on YouTube.[2:59:23] So it's not even current.[2:59:24] And it's just him talking to comedian Dove Davidoff.[2:59:28] Which I don't think that guy's ever been in the fighter and the kid universe or any Callen's universe.[2:59:34] It's not like a guy that they would kill to hear Callen talk with if you happen to be a Callen fan.[2:59:40] You'd probably go, who's Dove Davidoff?[2:59:42] I think I've heard the name.[2:59:45] Now, not only does he have this guy on that nobody knows and nobody wants to hear from.[2:59:49] But he just lets Dove Davidoff do all the talking through speakerphone while he drives around in his women's Tesla.[2:59:59] Wait till you see this Tesla.[3:00:02] And I thought maybe he started Cruisin'.[3:00:04] Does anyone know when he bought his Tesla?[3:00:07] You know, was it right around the same time he built Cruisin' with Callen?[3:00:11] This is how I'm thinking it happened.[3:00:13] This is how I hope it happened.[3:00:14] He gets this Tesla that he didn't deserve and he has no business buying because he has no more money.[3:00:20] But he needs to be, you know, he still thinks that puts him in like a rich category in Hollywood.[3:00:26] He's driving the Tesla and he just gets the Tesla.[3:00:29] So he comes up with the idea.[3:00:30] I'll do.[3:00:31] Oh, my God, I can do episodes from my Tesla.[3:00:35] Then he gets to show off the Tesla.[3:00:38] He gets to drive his new car, which is what he wants to be doing right now.[3:00:42] Drive it around Hollywood, Cruisin'.[3:00:44] And then he gets to kill two birds with one stone, record the Patreon content while driving.[3:00:50] So we hoped that he would have something funny to say, but this is what it is.[3:00:54] Wait, can I just before I forget about it?[3:00:56] Someone in the chat had a hilarious idea that everybody should sign up to Callen's Patreon on the same day and get him really excited.[3:01:07] And force him to make content, too.[3:01:10] To get him really excited.[3:01:11] Yeah. And then cancel after he makes the cut.[3:01:14] OK, we're doing it.[3:01:15] Who wants to how much is that?[3:01:17] Go to his pull up his Patreon here.[3:01:18] Send it over here.[3:01:19] OK.[3:01:20] Send it over and we'll look at the stats.[3:01:22] And how about this?[3:01:23] I'll pay for 20 people's memberships.[3:01:26] One month only.[3:01:28] I'll give you that.[3:01:29] I'll reimburse you.[3:01:30] You got to sign up with your own credit card.[3:01:32] I'll pay for 20 memberships.[3:01:34] Oh, by the way, somebody bought you that cursed book.[3:01:36] Did you?[3:01:37] Yes.[3:01:38] Who was it?[3:01:39] It was, let me get his name, Ken.[3:01:43] Our buddy Ken.[3:01:44] What if all of a sudden I found the book was already here.[3:01:46] It's the one he bought me just now.[3:01:49] I actually I was being flippant about the demon the whole time and I was even being mean to you.[3:01:53] And he ran and turned all the lights on and I was making jokes.[3:01:56] Yes.[3:01:57] You do that out of fear.[3:01:58] And I was doing this the whole time.[3:02:00] But then during the break I was reading the chat and how many people like actually like for some reason it's in my mind that it's like so stupid.[3:02:07] Oh, that guy said it was so stupid.[3:02:09] He says he tunes out.[3:02:10] That's how I always feel it that it's dumb and there's no way that anyone could ever do really believe in this and it is making me rethink it.[3:02:19] That's all.[3:02:20] Good.[3:02:21] That's where I wanted everyone to be here today.[3:02:23] Let me just get the little brother.[3:02:24] Brandon Mueller says he also had a sleep related demon experience.[3:02:29] Yeah.[3:02:30] He's going to tell me about it later.[3:02:32] That's wonderful.[3:02:33] So here's Brian Callan's Patreon 5.[3:02:36] Something wacky happened in here.[3:02:39] Yeah.[3:02:40] Cut me to break.[3:02:41] Coming to break.[3:02:42] I got to fix something real quick.[3:02:43] Put on some music there.[3:02:44] We'll be right back.[3:02:45] Oh.[3:02:46] Oh.[3:03:16] This is a good song.[3:03:27] Oh, that sounds incredible.[3:03:28] Wow.[3:03:29] I'm back.[3:03:30] That's crazy.[3:03:31] One of my earpieces was the actual piece that goes in your ear was unscrewed and shoved all the way in the ear.[3:03:41] And then this part wasn't even connected to it.[3:03:44] Oh, no.[3:03:45] It wasn't even on.[3:03:46] And then the piece was going deeper and deeper into my world.[3:03:50] Welcome back to Redbook.[3:03:53] Lil Yachty.[3:03:57] Now, did he do the instruments for this album or just the singing?[3:04:02] Did he come up with the music?[3:04:03] I need to know.[3:04:05] Both feet up on the ground.[3:04:08] But his head is way, way, way in the sky.[3:04:15] New music from Lil Yachty put out a what would you call that?[3:04:19] A drug rock, a psychedelic rock album where he goes.[3:04:24] Just a connection, a large interval.[3:04:28] It doesn't sound that good in the car.[3:04:33] Kind of sounded like shit.[3:04:35] Well, here he is.[3:04:36] Okay.[3:04:37] Back to Brian Callen.[3:04:38] This is the experiment we want to do.[3:04:39] Okay.[3:04:40] Wow.[3:04:41] It's a little bit more expensive than I thought.[3:04:43] It's a five dollar.[3:04:44] You know, some of these guys like Kevin Brennan starts at three bucks a month.[3:04:47] You know, and a lot of people will do three.[3:04:49] You could get a lot of patrons if you have a three dollar tier.[3:04:53] You know, Jules?[3:04:54] Yeah.[3:04:55] It's respectful.[3:04:56] It's nice.[3:04:57] No.[3:04:58] What I'm saying is it's so cheap.[3:05:00] Okay.[3:05:02] Is everything okay over there?[3:05:03] Yes.[3:05:04] I was actually just thinking.[3:05:05] What happened?[3:05:06] What do you mean what happened?[3:05:07] Go ahead.[3:05:08] Go ahead.[3:05:09] What were you saying?[3:05:10] That I can't believe he has a fifty five dollar tier.[3:05:12] Yeah.[3:05:13] Well, we haven't gotten to that, but Kevin Brennan has a three dollar tier.[3:05:16] What I'm saying is Kevin Brennan has nine hundred subscribers.[3:05:19] They're probably all the three.[3:05:20] Of course.[3:05:21] If you've got a three, that's where most of your guys are.[3:05:23] They're not at the fifty five dollar tier.[3:05:27] You're seeing it right here.[3:05:29] Brian Callen.[3:05:30] We just showed you everything that's on his Patreon.[3:05:32] Cruising with Callen.[3:05:34] Episode one with Dove Davidoff.[3:05:36] It's been on there for six months.[3:05:38] It's twelve minutes and forty seconds long.[3:05:42] He is asking for fifty five dollars a month for that video.[3:05:49] Just that video.[3:05:50] That's all you get.[3:05:51] It's a recurring fee for that video.[3:05:53] You are now licensing almost the rights at this price.[3:05:58] Fifty five dollars a month and you get Cruising with Callen episode one.[3:06:02] Twelve minutes.[3:06:03] I was just more thinking about how everybody else is like, OK, I'll do one kooky price tour for the crazy guys.[3:06:10] I'll make it fifty.[3:06:12] I'll do a fifty dollar tier and Callen just had to do fifty five.[3:06:16] Fifty five.[3:06:17] And the recommended tier, by the way, guys, the recommended tier.[3:06:22] Twenty three dollars a month.[3:06:25] That's great.[3:06:26] Why is it recommended?[3:06:27] You know why it's twenty three?[3:06:29] Because when it was at twenty, he saw that they take out, you know, a two dollar and blah, blah, blah cent fee.[3:06:34] And he goes, put it to twenty three.[3:06:36] That way we break even at an even twenty for us after they take the fee.[3:06:41] Seriously.[3:06:42] So for twenty three dollars a month, you get Cruising with Callen episode one.[3:06:46] Twelve minutes and forty seconds.[3:06:48] It's been seen by seven thousand people for free on YouTube right now.[3:06:53] So here's the five dollar tier.[3:06:54] Let's join.[3:06:55] Who's in?[3:06:56] Like I said, I'll pay for 20 people.[3:06:58] The first 20 people to email me with their receipts, I'll pay for you.[3:07:02] But how about everybody?[3:07:03] We'll we'll we'll cancel this next week.[3:07:05] It's a five dollar experiment.[3:07:07] How many people with me today will sign up five bucks a month and then on the next show, we'll all cancel it live?[3:07:16] How many people want to do that?[3:07:18] It's just five bucks.[3:07:19] Like I said, I'll reimburse most everybody who emails me with a receipt.[3:07:24] OK, for an experiment, give this patron a little scare, you know.[3:07:31] Wait, he even has scroll down.[3:07:34] Yeah.[3:07:35] Let's see behind the oh, yeah.[3:07:38] Under the third box, click more tears.[3:07:41] Oh, my God.[3:07:42] There are more tears.[3:07:44] A hundred and twenty six dollars a month.[3:07:49] There is a hundred and twenty six dollar a month tear on this.[3:07:54] And what do you get again?[3:07:56] You get cruising with Callan episode one with who?[3:08:00] Everybody stays together.[3:08:01] Dove Davidoff.[3:08:04] How long is it?[3:08:05] Everybody.[3:08:06] Twelve minutes and 40 seconds.[3:08:12] I have memorized his entire catalog.[3:08:17] In one hundred and twenty three dollars here, he's promising this like special UFC show.[3:08:23] I wonder if he still does that.[3:08:25] Well, he's doing nothing because you just looked at his patron.[3:08:27] There's nothing he's given nothing except for cruising with Callan episode one with Davidoff.[3:08:33] So, yes, none of this stuff happened or is happening.[3:08:38] Oh, my God.[3:08:39] Look at this.[3:08:40] No guarantees are made with regards to results or financial gain.[3:08:46] All forms of betting.[3:08:47] Wait, because this is just a disclaimer for draft kings or something like that.[3:08:53] What is that about?[3:08:54] Because in the first part, I guess they're going to be giving advice on betting in the UFC fight.[3:09:00] Oh, but they never did that.[3:09:02] You can save 15 percent on this deal if you pay annually right now.[3:09:06] I don't know how many people I wish they showed you how many of these members are this tier.[3:09:13] You know, he's got three hundred and thirty eight total patrons.[3:09:16] He's put out that one video show.[3:09:18] Email me if you've joined this patron.[3:09:20] We'll join.[3:09:21] Certainly.[3:09:22] I'm a patron of not many people.[3:09:25] Three people.[3:09:26] Can anybody guess which three patrons I support?[3:09:32] I'm only supporting three right now, as I know of.[3:09:36] So if you guys could guess all three, they'll get big, big, big, big, big prize.[3:09:40] Let's watch a little Cruisin' with Callen.[3:09:43] I mean, how many times have they paid for this since it came out?[3:09:48] If it's fifty five dollars a month, times how many months this has been out, that's how much this twelve minute video has cost them so far.[3:09:55] So I want to see.[3:09:57] And now it's free.[3:09:59] You know, they're going to be pissed that they paid, what, a few thousand dollars now for this film that's now free.[3:10:05] Let's see.[3:10:06] Cruisin' with Callen.[3:10:10] Cut the music if there is any.[3:10:13] Cruisin' with Callen.[3:10:17] And then I'll show you what his wife said.[3:10:21] Cruisin' with Callen.[3:10:22] Let's get going, Callen.[3:10:23] It's too long of a pause.[3:10:24] Too long of a pause.[3:10:25] I'm going to call Dov.[3:10:26] Let's call Dov Davidoff, one of the wisest guys I know.[3:10:28] Let's see what he's got to say.[3:10:30] You know, this is like when you go to kill Tony and the guest is Jesse Jetsmay Peluso.[3:10:36] And I thought Rogan was going to be here or something.[3:10:38] So the first episode of Brian's Pay Only Show.[3:10:41] Again, it's like comedians in cars with coffee, except it's only one comedian being filmed.[3:10:46] The other's on the phone.[3:10:48] And he picks up the phone.[3:10:49] Ah, who should I call?[3:10:51] I'm going to call Dov.[3:10:52] And uh, danger is driving much?[3:10:54] Oh yeah, look at that.[3:10:55] Eyes on the road.[3:10:57] So he's calling Dov Davidoff.[3:10:59] So yeah, it's like when you go to kill Tony and it's David Lucas is the guest.[3:11:03] And you thought maybe you'd see Tom Segura that night or something.[3:11:07] So yeah, killer first episode.[3:11:10] I can't even, here's how small Dov Davidoff must be.[3:11:15] I can't picture his face.[3:11:17] Can you?[3:11:18] Can you picture who Dov Davidoff is in your mind?[3:11:20] No, I had to Google him.[3:11:21] But then when I looked him up, I recognized him.[3:11:23] Of course.[3:11:24] And so would I.[3:11:25] But he's so less of a being.[3:11:27] You can't think of him in your head before you looked him up, obviously.[3:11:30] I can't think of him.[3:11:31] The guy that you imagine with the name Dov Davidoff seems way cooler than the guy ends up being.[3:11:39] I'd love, I would love to see him.[3:11:40] He doesn't show who this guy is.[3:11:42] We only hear him through the radio.[3:11:43] Somebody says, Mike, I signed up.[3:11:44] Thank you so much.[3:11:46] Wait, let's check to see if anyone's, the numbers have gone up.[3:11:51] Yeah.[3:11:52] Oh, that's how we could check.[3:11:53] So we had 338 when we first.[3:11:55] Still at 338.[3:11:56] Wow.[3:11:57] I wonder if it doesn't update in real time.[3:11:58] Do we got a liar here?[3:12:00] Is somebody lying?[3:12:01] We've got, this is going to update in real time.[3:12:04] Let me try mine.[3:12:05] It was at 338 or maybe I, that was counting the guy.[3:12:08] I just last read it at 338.[3:12:10] Remember?[3:12:13] 338.[3:12:14] We will keep an eye on this so far.[3:12:15] Only one person has had the, or maybe one person total has signed up or it's not counting the votes.[3:12:23] I don't think it any.[3:12:25] It was 338 when I first saw it.[3:12:27] Oh, okay.[3:12:28] It was, that's what I was asking.[3:12:29] Okay.[3:12:30] So either they're lying or it does take some time.[3:12:33] We will check back at the end of cruising with Callan to see how this goes.[3:12:38] And don't worry about, you know, you cannot be one of these people that's like, I'm not giving my money to that guy.[3:12:43] You got to give him the money.[3:12:45] We must, these people, we trust me, them with money is better.[3:12:50] Sometimes.[3:12:52] All right.[3:12:53] So here he is.[3:12:54] David, let's hear the, the, the great episode.[3:12:57] Yeah.[3:12:59] Let's ask him what he thinks the world is about.[3:13:03] Yeah.[3:13:04] Yeah.[3:13:07] You know, in most of this episode was really tough for Callan because he just realized, oh shit, I got to look cool for a whole 12 minutes.[3:13:15] So it's mostly Callan just doing anything he can to make sure he still looks really cool.[3:13:22] But he keeps like switching cool positions because he's not sure if that one's like hard enough.[3:13:27] It's really obvious.[3:13:29] You know, he can't pay attention to anything except how he must be looking in the screen.[3:13:34] You know, so keep that in mind.[3:13:37] Let's see if my friends even like me.[3:13:40] I'm doing it on my Patreon.[3:13:43] I call my friends and I shoot, I shoot myself talking and driving with my friends.[3:13:51] You're on camera.[3:13:52] Yeah, let's do it, baby.[3:13:53] I want to know what you would say to yourself.[3:13:56] What would you say to yourself if you were 20 years old?[3:13:59] If you can go back and talk to your 20 year old self, what would you say?[3:14:04] Wow.[3:14:05] That's a big question.[3:14:07] And this is great because this is my first introduction to this guy.[3:14:11] I'm watching this and Brian's first question, what would you say to your 20 year old self?[3:14:16] And this is what this asshole says.[3:14:18] Plus, you know, I'm not sure.[3:14:20] I mean, I listen, you know, I don't have I don't have a great answer for it.[3:14:26] I was trying to think of something funny and something interesting at the same time.[3:14:30] And I think it would take some real consideration.[3:14:33] I mean, do you have a do you have an idea of what you would say to yourself at 20?[3:14:37] I do.[3:14:38] But it sounds to me like you.[3:14:39] The reason I ask you is because I don't think you have a lot of regrets because you never suffered fools.[3:14:45] I suffered way too many fools in my life.[3:14:47] I brought a bunch of fucking people in my life that that did nothing but suck all my energy away.[3:14:53] And also, you're you're a lot more popular.[3:14:55] He's talking about the alleged victim.[3:15:00] She's a fool.[3:15:01] That's what they call the ones that they've raped fools.[3:15:04] Wow.[3:15:05] Yeah.[3:15:06] Think about it.[3:15:07] Makes sense.[3:15:08] These fools.[3:15:09] So, yeah, he said she sucked all the energy out of me.[3:15:14] She's a fool.[3:15:15] That's how you know somebody might have done the rape when they call the victim a fool.[3:15:21] I hate him so much.[3:15:23] Look at him.[3:15:24] I mean, really look at this guy.[3:15:26] And remember, he's cruising around by himself.[3:15:28] This is a father of nine, eight wives, 70 kids running around.[3:15:33] And meanwhile, he's getting seven K views on here.[3:15:36] He's got three hundred and eighty five patrons who hasn't put out content in a year.[3:15:40] And he's the fighter and the kid now is getting what?[3:15:43] Eighty six K views on average.[3:15:46] Split that up between all the fighter and the kid, their staff.[3:15:50] He's going home with nothing.[3:15:53] So this segment is called Where Is Brian Getting Money?[3:15:59] Seriously.[3:16:00] Where's the source of income?[3:16:02] We must know.[3:16:04] It troubles me that Brian is going around doing all this for, you know, deaf noodles level views.[3:16:10] And then it's not like he has any Hollywood projects.[3:16:14] No, he's got nothing coming up and he's running around pretending like he's a rich actor.[3:16:20] He's pretending that he's like rolling.[3:16:22] So I had to ask his wife, you know, I'm very lucky because I, I follow his wife on Facebook, but she has a private account with only a few hundred people or so or a few thousand or something.[3:16:39] She has a private account.[3:16:40] She's always has.[3:16:41] And but she allows you to follow her.[3:16:44] I followed her.[3:16:45] She let me in.[3:16:47] That's crazy.[3:16:48] So I see her and she's posting this picture.[3:16:51] If I had a private account and I saw you follow me, my heart would stop.[3:16:54] Yeah.[3:16:55] Where is the note about his wife here?[3:16:57] I'll put it in next.[3:16:58] Yeah, put it in next up and I'll show you.[3:17:00] She posts this picture of Brian and I was thinking about Brian's views and I'm seeing this woman and then I go to look at the picture of this woman.[3:17:07] Here, I'll pull this up.[3:17:09] Give me a second here.[3:17:12] It'll be right here.[3:17:13] It'll be right here.[3:17:14] I see this woman and they, they look like, I mean, these are like adult people and they look like, uh, they at least are, you know, uh, living like an $800,000 a year lifestyle, right?[3:17:28] They look that level in these pictures or they're trying to portray it at least.[3:17:32] Um, so here we go and this is the, this is the picture she posted of Callen and it's of Callen looking like a complete rapist at a bar.[3:17:42] Like this is what you would look like if you were at a bar thinking about raping somebody.[3:17:49] It's just such a sleazy shot of Callen and his wife posts this and she says, happy birthday, handsome.[3:17:58] And then it's like a kiss.[3:17:59] And I'm like, just like Chris D'Elia's wife.[3:18:01] I'm like, how could you like Callen?[3:18:04] Like happy birthday.[3:18:05] He doesn't fucking deserve a birthday this year.[3:18:08] What has he done this year to deserve a birthday?[3:18:11] And then I'm going, what's going on?[3:18:12] Like, so I click on her profile, which I can't do anymore cause I'm now blocked.[3:18:17] I click on her profile to see what's going on.[3:18:20] And like I said, these look like adults that make $800,000 a year.[3:18:26] That level of people, you know, their house is like 900 K to, you know, 1.4 million.[3:18:35] You have expensive taste.[3:18:37] Yeah.[3:18:38] Maybe even more.[3:18:40] And then again, I'm sitting there just coming back from this cruise with Callen incident,[3:18:45] seeing how low his Patriot numbers are, seeing how low his view counts are and on fighter and the kid.[3:18:50] And I'm going, how does he kind of see providing for his family?[3:18:55] Why is he congratulating him on his birthday when he has let his family down?[3:19:01] Now someone says, wait, aren't they divorced?[3:19:03] He did divorce his one wife that he's probably paying crazy child support and alimony to.[3:19:08] And now he has a new wife.[3:19:10] Yeah.[3:19:11] So I commented.[3:19:12] Yeah, exactly.[3:19:13] He's got like a lot of bills too.[3:19:15] And a lot of debts probably like all over town.[3:19:18] He's probably got debts from like those types of guys from movies, you know, trying to open this thing.[3:19:24] Okay, here it is.[3:19:25] So I commented this.[3:19:27] Are you worried that Brian's very low numbers on YouTube?[3:19:32] Are you worried that with Brian's very low numbers on YouTube, you're going to run out of money?[3:19:37] The views seem to be getting lower and lower.[3:19:41] Are you the one bringing in the money these days?[3:19:43] Please let us know as we're running the story on Brian's decline.[3:19:47] Thanks.[3:19:51] And this bitch actually messages me.[3:19:53] You know, she's blocked me, but she did message me and she says this.[3:19:59] So here we got our answer here.[3:20:01] Danny Callan.[3:20:03] And she says this.[3:20:04] Hey, Mike, thanks for reaching out.[3:20:06] I appreciate your concern, but no, I am not worried.[3:20:10] We are doing just fine and never happier.[3:20:13] Good luck with your story.[3:20:15] I'm like, what story?[3:20:16] Oh, yes.[3:20:17] And have a great weekend.[3:20:22] So apparently they're rich now again.[3:20:25] Where's the money coming from?[3:20:27] And now they probably had an anxious night of yelling at each other because they think there's a story coming out.[3:20:32] Yes.[3:20:33] Well, you could only hope because she's too dumb.[3:20:35] She'll be like, what is this about a story?[3:20:36] Another story that might mean article New York Times.[3:20:40] Exactly.[3:20:41] I don't know.[3:20:42] I always approach and I do have a story.[3:20:44] I'm telling a story right now.[3:20:45] So I am working on a story at all times.[3:20:48] I love that I can say that.[3:20:49] I use that in every comment.[3:20:51] Yes, I'm working on a story.[3:20:54] Is that the fucking last thing you'd ever want to hear?[3:20:57] I want to beat the shit out of somebody.[3:20:59] Somebody said that.[3:21:00] Hey, we're working on a story about your ongoing.[3:21:03] It's like, shut the fuck up.[3:21:04] And then you get mad at them and then they're like, what?[3:21:07] I was just asking.[3:21:09] Exactly.[3:21:10] Like, you know me, the press.[3:21:13] Sorry.[3:21:14] That's why they call it.[3:21:15] It could be depressing for you with this press.[3:21:19] That got the idea, too.[3:21:21] We have this idea that we definitely I think we want to start our own paparazzi business.[3:21:27] It would be awesome.[3:21:28] Speaking of you want to watch.[3:21:29] Oh, I don't know if you have more count stuff, but after we watch that Kanye video discuss.[3:21:33] Yeah.[3:21:34] Let's watch that Kanye video.[3:21:35] Yeah.[3:21:36] We can do that right now.[3:21:37] Yeah.[3:21:38] That's perfect.[3:21:39] Send it on over.[3:21:40] This Kanye video ruled.[3:21:41] You know, again, let's check in like two hours to see if the Patreon number.[3:21:45] And I got tons more Brian stuff.[3:21:46] There's funny stuff.[3:21:47] We got lots of Brian stuff.[3:21:49] Um, Kanye what he got taped.[3:21:52] We'll show you the tape right now.[3:21:54] It's coming up.[3:21:55] Just tell me where to look.[3:21:56] Next up.[3:21:57] Great.[3:21:58] Kanye West.[3:21:59] He's finally back.[3:22:00] I was really, you know, we were like, where the hell is he now?[3:22:04] Is he back in his silence phase?[3:22:07] He's not going to do anything.[3:22:08] He's got his new wife now.[3:22:09] He got married.[3:22:11] Congratulations.[3:22:12] Someone's congratulating him.[3:22:14] Did you notice that a lack of congratulations on Kanye's marriage?[3:22:18] Yes, he you're hearing that right.[3:22:21] He did get married.[3:22:23] So this woman, not that hot, right?[3:22:26] The woman's not hot at all.[3:22:28] You don't think so?[3:22:29] I don't think so.[3:22:30] Um, so yes, Kanye West, the same Kanye from all the stuff.[3:22:35] He just got married everyone and none of you have congratulated him at all.[3:22:40] So very weird.[3:22:41] I didn't see Denny congratulating Kanye on his marriage.[3:22:45] I don't know why this marriage means nothing to everybody.[3:22:49] That's fucked up.[3:22:50] The man got married and none of you care.[3:22:53] I thought he didn't do anything.[3:22:56] Well then why don't you care about his marriage at all?[3:23:01] Seems not Christian like to not care about a man's marriage that much.[3:23:06] But he's back and we had really missed him.[3:23:10] I feel like if it were up to me, I'd want him to be on the news at least twice a day for something.[3:23:17] That's the Kanye I got used to.[3:23:19] You'll start to feel off if he's not around.[3:23:21] And he's not around.[3:23:22] And Andrew Tate's not around.[3:23:24] So we've got no leaders to talk about.[3:23:28] And when most of our leaders are gone.[3:23:31] So this is what I woke up to.[3:23:34] Jules laughing like a hyena.[3:23:37] And I couldn't wait to see what it was.[3:23:39] And she woke me up and this was the video.[3:23:42] Most of you have seen this.[3:23:43] This is one of those videos where you don't care if you've seen this a hundred times.[3:23:46] Watching it again rocks.[3:23:48] So let's check this out.[3:23:50] 1.4 million views only.[3:23:52] Which is crazy.[3:23:54] That's what I mean.[3:23:55] Well this is just from a tweet.[3:23:57] Well trust me.[3:23:58] This is the main source.[3:23:59] Okay watch this shit.[3:24:01] What the fuck?[3:24:03] Jules is going away.[3:24:04] You want me to be running up on your kid gangs like that?[3:24:07] Hey bro what do you want me to do?[3:24:08] Everybody's here.[3:24:09] Oh this is clip two or clip one?[3:24:11] Yeah I guess these are in order of how it happened.[3:24:13] Oh they're in order.[3:24:14] Okay so look at this.[3:24:15] Cute Kanye.[3:24:17] He does a lot of good things here.[3:24:18] He gets stumped very quickly here.[3:24:20] Which I thought maybe after all these years of being stalked by the paparazzi he'd come up with a better comeback.[3:24:27] But here he is of course in the family SUV from Mercedes Benz.[3:24:34] And he's driving up and he's just not having a good day.[3:24:38] I think we get to see that he's got a nice beard growing.[3:24:40] Did he have a shaved head and a full beard?[3:24:43] That's a pretty cool look.[3:24:45] Is that what George Floyd had?[3:24:47] Did George Floyd have a shaved head and a beard?[3:24:50] Every black guy should have shaved head and a beard.[3:24:53] Who was like the main guy with a shaved head and a beard?[3:24:56] Who's that guy in the rap industry who kept killing everyone and threatening them for years?[3:25:02] He never stopped hearing about him.[3:25:03] He wasn't even a rapper.[3:25:05] He was just a sug knight.[3:25:07] Does sug knight have just a beard and a shaved head?[3:25:11] I think he has at times.[3:25:13] If you're black take the beard and shaved head challenge now and show me how you look next week.[3:25:19] I bet you look better.[3:25:21] Any blacks out there willing to do that for the show?[3:25:25] Shave your head into a Mr. T for me.[3:25:27] Put on some of this costume jewelry for me.[3:25:30] Mr. T doesn't have a bald head does he?[3:25:32] He's got a mohawk.[3:25:35] Watch what Kanye does.[3:25:37] He's driving around in his car and then he pulls over to yell at this paparazzi who's been filming him.[3:25:41] What the fuck?[3:25:43] He drove his phone away.[3:25:45] Do you want me to be running up on your kid gangs like that?[3:25:47] Hey bro, what do you want me to do? Everybody's here.[3:25:50] Dude, you know how it is every week bro.[3:25:52] I want to just see my kids.[3:25:54] I understand bro, but it's not just me.[3:25:56] It's a hundred of us.[3:25:58] Everybody got to stop when I see my kids.[3:26:00] Bro, what do you want us to do? It's a hundred of us.[3:26:06] I don't care how many kids.[3:26:08] Bro, what do you want us to do?[3:26:10] Do you want to hear what I want you to do?[3:26:12] Yeah, tell us what you want us to do.[3:26:14] If I need to see my kids without you photographing them.[3:26:16] Okay, you can't go home and see them?[3:26:22] He actually can.[3:26:26] You can't go home and then he[3:26:28] I think he was about to fight there.[3:26:30] He took it as an insult and then realized,[3:26:32] oh, that guy is too stupid to even mean it like that.[3:26:36] Or did he mean it like that?[3:26:38] You know?[3:26:40] Because Kanye freezes here in a way that I quite enjoy.[3:26:44] I mean, watch this freezing of Kanye.[3:26:47] This is one of the better freezings out there.[3:26:49] Kids without you photographing them.[3:26:51] Okay, you can't go home and see them?[3:26:55] Like, what do you want us to do? It's a public place.[3:26:57] It's a public place.[3:27:01] It's called human rights.[3:27:02] It's a public place.[3:27:03] Kanye, you know what time it is?[3:27:05] That ain't gonna run up on me like that.[3:27:07] Okay. Oh, here's the next one. Great.[3:27:09] Wow. It's called human rights.[3:27:11] But he was stumped otherwise.[3:27:13] Which is weird because he's been battling with these paparazzi for years and years and years.[3:27:18] You would think he would have an amazing speech planned.[3:27:20] You know?[3:27:22] That could like, you know, shut down anything that they say.[3:27:28] But the guy's like, why can't you just go home and see your kids?[3:27:30] And Kanye's like...[3:27:32] He didn't expect that one.[3:27:34] It's human rights![3:27:35] And he drives away, you know?[3:27:37] But then he does this. I guess he stops the car, he gets back out and he does some stuff to some other people, some lady.[3:27:42] Yes.[3:27:43] This is a great part. Watch this.[3:27:45] It's like a movie.[3:27:46] It's called human rights.[3:27:47] It's a public place, Kanye. You know what time it is?[3:27:50] That ain't gonna run up on me.[3:27:52] Like I said, now here, we're cut to the new scene.[3:27:54] He gets out of the car. He's going right up to this woman's, you know, driver's side.[3:27:58] He's yelling in the window. She's filming him.[3:28:00] If I say stop, if I say it ain't running, stop with your cameras.[3:28:06] I know it's funny. You're a celebrity.[3:28:08] He grabs the camera, throws it.[3:28:11] Good throw.[3:28:12] Walks back to the car.[3:28:15] I put the second link in because it's just this part, but it doesn't have that watermark.[3:28:19] Oh, great. Yeah, that would be great because that watermark's really screwing up.[3:28:23] I know. That was the only one I could find in the first one.[3:28:25] This should be in crystal clear quality.[3:28:28] This one's much better.[3:28:30] Waking up to this video, I want to see this every day.[3:28:34] Remember when Gavin, somebody throwing someone else's phone?[3:28:37] Rules![3:28:39] Remember when Gavin threw that guy's phone or he smashed it on the ground?[3:28:43] To me, nobody really got hurt, but it's a huge deal.[3:28:53] If you've got just even random videos of people breaking people's phones, throwing people's phones, send them over.[3:29:02] I'd love to give those a watch privately.[3:29:05] Another part I really like about this is Connie goes,[3:29:07] Why are you always running up on me?[3:29:09] And the lady's like, I wasn't running.[3:29:11] Because she doesn't understand.[3:29:13] Yeah, that's what he's got to deal with.[3:29:16] Run up on me like that.[3:29:18] If I say stop.[3:29:19] I wasn't running.[3:29:20] If I say it ain't running.[3:29:22] So that's the part that's funny because it ain't running.[3:29:24] Like he's so mad and overwhelmed.[3:29:27] So she's like, why you got to run up on me like that?[3:29:29] And she's like, I wasn't running.[3:29:31] It ain't running.[3:29:32] He means, I don't mean running.[3:29:35] I mean, you came up on me.[3:29:38] But I like how he chooses to just say it ain't running.[3:29:42] And he almost is like too cooked to even bother with explaining.[3:29:47] You know, we've all been there.[3:29:48] She deserved this.[3:29:49] We've all been there.[3:29:51] Let's see what he does in this clearer version.[3:29:54] If I say it ain't running.[3:29:56] I wasn't running.[3:29:57] Stop with your cameras.[3:29:58] I know it's funny, you're a celebrity.[3:30:05] And then he goes after this guy.[3:30:06] Look at this.[3:30:07] He's coming after him and then he's going to come after us.[3:30:11] And then it cuts like that, which I thought was great.[3:30:14] And it's like, why would you stop recording?[3:30:16] And why isn't there the other guy's angle now of him coming in?[3:30:20] Did he get both of you?[3:30:22] Are you?[3:30:23] Did he get both of you?[3:30:24] Did he throw your stuff?[3:30:26] And where did he go now?[3:30:27] And you know what?[3:30:29] You would think this should be one of the biggest stories in the world that everybody would be reporting on this.[3:30:33] And we'd have every detail.[3:30:34] This is all we have.[3:30:36] It's similar to this Nancy Pelosi hammer time incident where what the hell was that?[3:30:43] It's another freaky video that I got.[3:30:47] That video really shocked me for some reason.[3:30:49] Did everybody see that?[3:30:50] Let's see it one more time.[3:30:52] Let's just watch it really quickly.[3:30:54] Because what I and I hope that every you know, what's great about Nancy Pelosi type thing.[3:31:00] Now, what I love about this is that other people are taking care of this for me.[3:31:05] I don't kind of do anything.[3:31:07] You know what I mean?[3:31:08] Somebody is going to figure out right why this guy was standing there like that.[3:31:13] I think he was just so scared, but it was like he was possessed.[3:31:16] I just want to see it one more time and see if I really remember it the same way.[3:31:21] I mean, what a fake weird video.[3:31:25] So this is the cops showing up.[3:31:27] And I always thought the story was some guy broke in and Nancy Pelosi's house hit his husband with a hammer.[3:31:33] And then the cops came.[3:31:35] But apparently the cops got a call from inside the house from Nancy Pelosi's husband, who I don't even know his name.[3:31:47] And then the cops showed up and then this happened.[3:31:51] So this to me is freaky.[3:31:55] Now I know there was already a lot of discussion about this.[3:31:59] Well, what is the discussion?[3:32:00] No, I want to know what the answer is.[3:32:02] That's why I'm playing it.[3:32:03] I need to know.[3:32:04] But this video is what got my attention.[3:32:06] Of course.[3:32:07] Watch the video.[3:32:08] Here's the body cam footage.[3:32:10] I require body cam from everybody, by the way.[3:32:14] I love body cam footage and the body cam footage has dialogue.[3:32:19] Almost like a film would have where the cops are walking up to the house.[3:32:24] Yo, man, what'd you have for lunch?[3:32:26] Oh, man, never mind.[3:32:27] That lunch was terrible.[3:32:28] You know, stuff like that.[3:32:30] And you almost hear like placed cricket sound effects and like that.[3:32:34] You could feel the, you know, the dew on the on the grass and stuff.[3:32:39] Life imitates art, huh?[3:32:40] So listen to this.[3:32:41] Here's the film.[3:32:43] Of course, it's they've got it muted to start.[3:32:46] Oh, no, no, no, it's not.[3:32:48] OK.[3:32:49] Maybe the body cam audio turns on when they start talking.[3:32:55] There you go.[3:32:56] You hear the cops?[3:32:57] Definitely don't want all of you.[3:33:00] I definitely don't want all of you.[3:33:02] The cops are walking up.[3:33:11] They knock on the door.[3:33:14] They chit chat like a film.[3:33:18] Yeah.[3:33:19] Wasn't said.[3:33:21] 26, 20, right?[3:33:23] No, 26, 40.[3:33:25] Yeah, it literally said that.[3:33:28] Hi.[3:33:29] How you doing?[3:33:30] How are you?[3:33:31] And then it's the hammer guy.[3:33:34] You know, I couldn't believe this when I saw I go, this is.[3:33:39] You know, this is better than like a reenactment of what your wildest dreams thought.[3:33:43] And then here's Nancy Pelosi's husband and the hammer man.[3:33:48] Is like holding on to his arm.[3:33:51] He's wearing a box shares.[3:33:55] And this is what the police opened the door to.[3:33:58] Let's watch this fully.[3:34:02] Hi.[3:34:03] How you doing?[3:34:04] How are you?[3:34:05] What's going on, man?[3:34:06] Everything's good.[3:34:09] All right.[3:34:10] Drop the hammer.[3:34:11] No.[3:34:12] Hey, what is going on?[3:34:17] I mean, that looks like VHS three.[3:34:23] Let's go back to see.[3:34:24] I mean, isn't this what do they want us to go nuts?[3:34:29] Where the cops acting so relaxed?[3:34:32] I don't know.[3:34:34] Look at him.[3:34:36] Look at this.[3:34:37] Why is he standing there?[3:34:38] Not screaming.[3:34:39] It's him.[3:34:40] This is the guy I was talking about.[3:34:42] Get him.[3:34:44] What's going on here?[3:34:47] He just stood there with this man while this man did something with his hand.[3:34:52] Look at this.[3:34:54] I mean, imagine if you were a cop and you open the door and saw this.[3:34:58] How scared you would be.[3:35:02] That's a creepy scene to have had happened in real life.[3:35:08] Sorry.[3:35:09] Let's see that one more time here just as he whacks him.[3:35:12] How are you doing?[3:35:13] How are you?[3:35:14] What's going on, man?[3:35:15] Everything's good.[3:35:18] All right.[3:35:19] Drop the hammer.[3:35:20] Nope.[3:35:21] Hey.[3:35:22] Hey, hey, hey.[3:35:23] What is going on right now?[3:35:24] I'm not getting any answer on the call.[3:35:25] Whoa.[3:35:26] Oh, shit.[3:35:27] Look at that.[3:35:28] They tackle, of course.[3:35:29] They love it.[3:35:32] And then that's just what's weird.[3:35:36] Yep.[3:35:38] They're just letting him lay there?[3:35:40] But now they're both just laying there not moving.[3:35:42] Both.[3:35:44] And it gets very quiet.[3:35:45] One guy's getting held down by the cops and the other just got hit in the head with a hammer.[3:35:49] Well, the other guy who's getting held down by the cops should be saying more stuff.[3:35:53] That's true.[3:35:54] His quietness is weird.[3:35:56] Sure.[3:35:59] I got him, Michael.[3:36:04] They're getting Michael.[3:36:08] Ever for cameras and backup code three.[3:36:13] Cops are awful, huh?[3:36:15] You're fucking here.[3:36:16] Give me your fucking hand.[3:36:23] What's that noise?[3:36:27] OK.[3:36:28] What is that?[3:36:29] See that part disturbed me, too.[3:36:31] This is from the body cam footage.[3:36:33] Listen to this.[3:36:37] You're fucking here.[3:36:39] Give me your fucking hand.[3:36:40] This is working out.[3:36:51] They were working hours and minutes.[3:36:53] What is that?[3:36:55] I mean, that sounds like the devil snoring.[3:36:58] Oh, is there a police dog with him?[3:37:00] I hope so.[3:37:01] I didn't see no police dog.[3:37:02] I didn't either, but that's the only thing that could be making that sound.[3:37:05] And no one's talking about that on Twitter.[3:37:08] Not one person mentioned this sound.[3:37:11] I'm sure they did.[3:37:13] Oh, did they?[3:37:14] I don't know.[3:37:15] Well, let me know what the conclusion is.[3:37:16] I don't really know anything about this story.[3:37:26] They were working hours and minutes.[3:37:28] Oh, he's snoring because he got knocked out.[3:37:30] Who?[3:37:31] Paul Pelosi, I guess?[3:37:32] You don't snore when you get knocked.[3:37:34] Come on, that can't be.[3:37:36] If that's real, like a cartoon, you get knocked out and you just start snoring?[3:37:44] Is that something that could happen?[3:37:47] Wow.[3:37:48] You would think the cops would.[3:37:50] I've never seen that done.[3:37:52] I mean, how many movies have you seen someone get knocked out?[3:37:54] Have you ever seen them snore?[3:37:56] They need to start adding that in film.[3:37:59] Because if that happened to me in real life, it's a whole different story.[3:38:02] I would go, wake up.[3:38:04] Oh, my God.[3:38:05] I'm glad that I know that now.[3:38:07] And they all act like they don't.[3:38:08] I mean, what about all these boxing matches?[3:38:09] Oh, well, maybe.[3:38:10] Don't they have a term like you're going to be snoring soon?[3:38:14] I thought they just meant you're going to be sleeping.[3:38:16] I didn't know that that really happened.[3:38:18] That's great.[3:38:19] Wow.[3:38:20] Wow.[3:38:21] I want to go make some people snore.[3:38:24] What would be a good snore-like name for me?[3:38:33] It's Melton.[3:38:34] 14-0, we're sending medics code three as well.[3:38:38] You got it?[3:38:39] Sorry, 14-0, we're doing medics code three.[3:38:41] Affirmative.[3:38:43] I mean, Howard, aren't you afraid that there's many other men in the house?[3:38:46] I would be.[3:38:47] I wouldn't go near that house.[3:38:49] So, yeah, I thought that was very bizarre.[3:38:51] Does anybody figure out what happened there yet?[3:38:54] Or it's just going to go on and nobody's going to talk about this ever again?[3:38:58] Creepy.[3:39:00] Very creepy.[3:39:01] Why was he standing there?[3:39:02] You can't just stay out of it.[3:39:03] And then he's also doing the demon snore too.[3:39:07] You know, that's too many weird things to do in one night.[3:39:11] I just randomly scrolled in the chat and this is the first one I landed on.[3:39:14] My theory is the guy was looking for Pelosi.[3:39:16] They knew each other.[3:39:17] He was going to break his kneecaps if he didn't talk.[3:39:20] He was drinking and made the call to the cops and then they showed up.[3:39:23] Wow.[3:39:25] I don't know.[3:39:26] I swear I saw one about how they are like gay lovers.[3:39:31] Well, anything unexplained now is gay.[3:39:33] That's where everybody goes and that's what we do.[3:39:35] We pretend that gay is okay.[3:39:38] And then as soon as somebody is up to something that we can't explain, they got to be gay.[3:39:41] Someone says poorly staged and then the next guy says, okay, whoa, that was kind of real.[3:39:48] That was a cool video.[3:39:50] That's one of those videos where I could have easily missed that video because I'm so not interested in that story.[3:39:55] You know, the story of what happened.[3:39:59] And but when I saw that video, that video makes this story way cooler.[3:40:04] That's a great, great horror video.[3:40:08] And again, the resolution from the numbers, the resolution of those, the numbers on the screen,[3:40:14] the cop code numbers that were on the screen from the body cam.[3:40:18] Very strange to me that they go out of their way to do a retro font for the numbers and it's all staticky.[3:40:27] I mean, what would be the purpose of that right now?[3:40:30] It just doesn't make any sense to me.[3:40:32] They're actually putting like VHS filters on body cam footage now and putting retro numbers.[3:40:38] And like you see that the frame of the video camera says wreck with a blinking red.[3:40:45] It's this is not how it would be, you know, very cheaply done.[3:40:49] All right. We've got a hit show.[3:40:51] That was just the intro.[3:40:52] Everybody knows.[3:40:53] Light news, news.[3:40:57] Go ahead. Funny Jordan Peterson clips.[3:40:59] Yes. It was this the one that I heard you playing this morning.[3:41:03] This is so good.[3:41:05] It first went and I love the trans stuff that's got everybody taken.[3:41:11] I love the trans stuff.[3:41:12] I've got this new thing about Taylor Swift to put a trans man in her lavender haze video.[3:41:18] Listen to this.[3:41:20] Every girl since midnights came out. Taylor Swift's latest album has been begging every day.[3:41:26] I follow all these people on Twitter or millions and millions of young girls and they scream.[3:41:31] Will today be the day that she releases the video for lavender haze every day?[3:41:37] And every day you'll see hashtag lavender haze.[3:41:40] Right. We ever seen this trending for you?[3:41:44] Just for you.[3:41:46] And so finally she puts out the video and I'll show you the video right now.[3:41:52] Let's bring that up to a next step for me.[3:41:54] And you see if you see anything weird about this video.[3:41:58] I'll tell you what I spotted and then we'll tell you the truth.[3:42:03] And the truth can sometimes be scary.[3:42:07] So we're just waiting for that.[3:42:08] And up next here.[3:42:09] Right.[3:42:11] This program is going slow.[3:42:14] We're just waiting for that to come through and everybody just wait very patiently.[3:42:18] And then we'll show you Taylor Swift's new music video.[3:42:24] Surely by the time I'm done saying that maybe I do have to ask where it is then.[3:42:31] I added another one.[3:42:33] Was it working?[3:42:34] Okay, I keep a hair.[3:42:35] We go lavender haze music video.[3:42:37] Thank you.[3:42:38] Watch this and directed by Taylor Swift written and directed.[3:42:43] She's directing the videos now as you can tell by the bejeweled video.[3:42:47] Where we got to see 22 minutes of Dita Von Teese.[3:42:52] Some fucking Lady A style burlesque dancer that none of us.[3:42:57] And I could speak for all the Swifties as well.[3:43:00] They don't want to see Dita Von Teese.[3:43:03] So Taylor's directing now.[3:43:06] Taylor gets to edit it and write it and cast it.[3:43:10] And I could see this idiot Taylor Swift going.[3:43:13] Oh my God.[3:43:14] For the bejeweled video we could have the queen Vida Don T.[3:43:19] No, we don't think of her that way.[3:43:21] Vida Don Teese.[3:43:23] Do you know who this fucking bitch is?[3:43:25] And then it's like 40 minutes of Dita Von Teese looking stupidly out of it.[3:43:30] Into the camera like staring straight into the camera.[3:43:33] Because she's such a bad performer.[3:43:35] If you're into pinup burlesque shit like Dita Von Teese.[3:43:40] Find yourself the door.[3:43:43] Because that stuff's nuts.[3:43:44] That's for really stupid low level people to be into Vida Don Teese.[3:43:49] So Taylor Swift assumes that that would be like an honor to have her in the video.[3:43:56] No, no, no.[3:43:57] So what I'm trying to say is Taylor has been really fucking up these self directed videos.[3:44:03] And here's another one.[3:44:05] We could have gotten big budget anamorphic lensed videos from the biggest artist in the world.[3:44:12] But no, now we're getting these film school.[3:44:15] If she says I saw a tree the other day in the sun.[3:44:19] You are going to see a tree and then a calendar behind her that says the day before today.[3:44:26] And then it's going to be like.[3:44:27] It's very literal.[3:44:29] So here's this video for Lavender Hayes.[3:44:31] At least she's branching out.[3:44:33] No, I don't want her to branch out.[3:44:35] Hire a professional with the money from the clock.[3:44:40] Her records.[3:44:41] If you buy four versions of a record, it's a clock.[3:44:45] She's a clock.[3:44:46] It makes a clock.[3:44:47] She scammed the kids into buying four copies of the vinyl at forty eight dollars a pop.[3:44:54] So that you could combine them together on your wall and it makes a clock.[3:44:57] It's the worst clock that you've ever seen.[3:45:01] Very hard to get straight.[3:45:02] And it's a perfect square.[3:45:03] All crooked.[3:45:04] Try making four vinyl records.[3:45:06] Be perfectly straight on your wall as a kid.[3:45:09] A kid girl.[3:45:10] It's going to be.[3:45:11] And how much have you spent on this clock so far?[3:45:13] You could have got a Taylor Lifesize statue for the price.[3:45:16] So here's Lavender Hayes.[3:45:18] You tell me once you see some goofy.[3:45:22] And no, I will not meet her anywhere.[3:45:26] No way.[3:45:28] Wait till you see.[3:45:29] And remember, Michael Knowles just asked, is Taylor Swift based?[3:45:34] He's going to get his answer today.[3:45:37] Cheers, everybody.[3:45:48] You're going to die.[3:45:52] OK, so here she is in bed with a guy.[3:45:56] And you're going, what kind of fucking money?[3:45:58] Because that's the first thing you do if you're a Taylor Swift fan.[3:46:01] You see the video and then it's always a big deal.[3:46:03] Like, who's this guy in the video that she's pretending is her boyfriend this time?[3:46:08] You know, and surely that's a big deal for all the little girls watching,[3:46:12] because her love life is a big part of this whole fascination with her.[3:46:16] So now she's opening up her video.[3:46:18] She's in bed with a guy.[3:46:21] Who is this guy?[3:46:23] And it's a little dark here.[3:46:25] Maybe if I zoom in, you'll see better.[3:46:27] It's a Middle Eastern man.[3:46:29] This giant Middle Eastern man looking like out of the movie 300.[3:46:34] He's huge.[3:46:35] He's ripped.[3:46:37] He's hairy.[3:46:38] He's got like a Mr. Clean style hoop earring in his ear.[3:46:42] He's got threaded eyebrows.[3:46:44] He's like full Arabia.[3:46:47] Watch this.[3:46:54] Look at him.[3:46:55] He's got a lined up beard.[3:46:57] He's like DJ Khaled if he was ripped.[3:47:00] Like a guy like that.[3:47:03] Watch this.[3:47:07] Okay, now she's in bed with him.[3:47:09] She's rubbing his back.[3:47:10] She's doing all this.[3:47:11] Okay.[3:47:18] She lights a match.[3:47:20] Oh, and then, of course, the song's called Lavender Haze.[3:47:23] So she thought, get this, the song's called Lavender Haze.[3:47:28] So they did purple smoke.[3:47:34] Hey, I don't know how she does it.[3:47:38] Lavender Haze.[3:47:39] And you got a bunch of purple smoke in the video.[3:47:41] I could have never seen that coming.[3:47:48] Okay, so here's all the smoke.[3:47:50] Big deal.[3:47:53] And then they zoom in on this guy.[3:47:55] And as I keep seeing this guy, I go, he's getting goofier and goofier looking.[3:48:00] You know, like he's chewed done up and crazy.[3:48:04] And then you want to hear the news here?[3:48:07] This guy is a trans man.[3:48:11] Once a woman, now a man.[3:48:18] Yeah.[3:48:20] Imagine how many people might have jacked off to this video thinking it was a regular sex scene of a guy and a girl.[3:48:28] Nope.[3:48:29] This is a full woman.[3:48:30] This used to be a woman.[3:48:31] Now is this huge Hulk Think 300.[3:48:35] The leader with the earrings, but with a beard perfectly lined up.[3:48:42] So we're going, what the fuck do you think you're fucking doing?[3:48:47] She's giving the people what they want.[3:48:49] You don't get it.[3:48:50] Well, here's what surprises me about this video.[3:48:53] To me, sorry, I don't want to watch videos of topless trans men.[3:49:02] That's my God given right.[3:49:04] So to ruin this song, you know, anytime this song comes on now, I think of this guy.[3:49:10] Who?[3:49:11] I'll tell you the truth.[3:49:12] I had a problem with this whole thing when I thought he was just Arabic.[3:49:17] That was enough for me to go, oh, come on.[3:49:21] You could do better than that.[3:49:23] You know, I thought this was just one of those guys, a Muslim guy.[3:49:26] And I go, that's too far.[3:49:28] Then I find out it's a true.[3:49:30] Now, the amount.[3:49:31] It's one thing.[3:49:32] Robin Tran puts on a wig, puts on a dress.[3:49:35] Boom.[3:49:36] That's basically all she's done.[3:49:38] The transformation that this guy went through or girl, it was started as a girl to get into this.[3:49:44] This is a hulk.[3:49:46] How would you even get to that size?[3:49:48] How would you?[3:49:49] This is the best trans man we probably have.[3:49:53] So this person has spent almost every waking hour within the lab.[3:50:00] That's all this person's doing.[3:50:03] I wouldn't call this a hero of the trans community.[3:50:05] I would call this guy like a little obsessed with his looks.[3:50:09] Well, you should try to get his plan for your body transfer.[3:50:12] I mean, this guy's got the body I've been trying to build here with my home facility.[3:50:19] I'm very far away from that body.[3:50:22] Very far.[3:50:23] But a woman has figured out how to do this.[3:50:26] The amount of money this must cost.[3:50:28] This could be a thirty five million dollar project here that we're looking at in this bed.[3:50:32] And Taylor Swift, are you a lesbian now or whatever this could be?[3:50:37] This is a tricky one.[3:50:38] Even figure out the genetics behind this or how that adds up.[3:50:43] You're in bed with him.[3:50:45] You're obviously having sex with him.[3:50:47] You were in your underwear.[3:50:48] You got smoke machines going.[3:50:50] I don't know about you, but when the smoke machines out of my bedroom, it's an orgy.[3:50:56] She's an advocate for the LGBTQ community.[3:50:59] Advocate is fine.[3:51:00] Advocate doesn't.[3:51:01] You don't get into bed with the advocate.[3:51:03] I advocate for Robin Tran.[3:51:08] She is not getting in my bed without a fight or without an advocate, as you think.[3:51:15] She's not getting in my bed without an ID, which she has.[3:51:18] So, yeah, come on in.[3:51:20] Can I see some ID, please?[3:51:22] Oh, you have it.[3:51:23] Proof of age.[3:51:25] Proof of age.[3:51:26] Exactly.[3:51:27] The only way I'd fuck Robin Tran is if she could prove that she's legal age.[3:51:36] You know, they'll take that out of context.[3:51:38] Steven Crowder made a joke about him being bi, and everyone's like, he's bi.[3:51:43] He's admitted it.[3:51:45] I don't know.[3:51:46] It's that easy?[3:51:47] Everybody is so convinced that it's almost tricking me into being convinced.[3:51:51] I remember seeing that years ago and thinking, obviously he's kidding.[3:51:55] That's the difference between a wish and a fact.[3:51:59] So if I see Crowder say that he's bi, which is probably like 99.9 percent chance that it's a joke,[3:52:08] you can't just side on the one percent chance or whatever these percentages are that I've established.[3:52:15] You can't just side on that because you want him to be gay.[3:52:19] You got to say, oh, my God, he said this thing.[3:52:23] Could he be gay?[3:52:24] I wish I pray.[3:52:26] And what a scary thing for gay people to go through to see is everybody hoping a guy they hate is gay to disprove a guy's legitimacy.[3:52:38] So you hear that gays?[3:52:39] That's where most people's minds are about you.[3:52:42] And so my question is, though, is Taylor Swift.[3:52:44] This is, first of all, very frightening for all the teen fans.[3:52:48] No, it's not.[3:52:49] They love it.[3:52:50] It's too frightening.[3:52:51] It's too much too soon.[3:52:52] And also it's.[3:52:55] Is Taylor Swift.[3:52:58] Involved in kinks that we couldn't even imagine.[3:53:01] You know, is she trying to tell us here that she would have sex with a woman who turned into a guy.[3:53:07] Of this nature, again, I can see.[3:53:12] You know, a guy, I don't know.[3:53:14] Caitlyn Jenner, even this is a total body transformation.[3:53:19] This is a recomp.[3:53:21] This is like if one Kumail Nanjiani got jacked.[3:53:24] It's scary.[3:53:25] It's not natural in this way.[3:53:28] I mean, regular trans people are natural.[3:53:30] This is a trans extremist.[3:53:33] That's too extreme.[3:53:34] This is too extreme for a regular guy to look like this.[3:53:40] If you're lining up your beard and your eyebrows and threading things.[3:53:46] It's too much to think of Taylor Swift as a full lesbian.[3:53:51] So it's like, yeah, this.[3:53:52] I know, but that's too far.[3:53:53] Do a regular lesbian scene first, then please.[3:53:57] How about you and another hot babe first as your lesbian stuff, but not a trans man.[3:54:03] That's an icky.[3:54:07] I can't tell Taylor enough how this song is meaningless to me now.[3:54:11] It's never coming on.[3:54:13] And at the concert, I'm going to be pretty fucking worried about what's going to happen to me there.[3:54:19] OK, let's see if she does anything else with this guy.[3:54:25] We'll see what Jordan Peterson has to say about this.[3:54:32] I had a bunch of parody lyrics for this song.[3:54:35] Now I'm walking around my house.[3:54:37] I forgot what they were, of course.[3:54:39] But when I think of them, I'll tell you guys.[3:54:41] I have parody lyrics now, of course, about the new reveal that the guy is trans.[3:54:46] Now I'm doing this in a regular way.[3:54:50] You're about to watch Jordan Peterson do it in a really, really distasteful way.[3:54:56] I just can't believe what people are saying about trans people openly.[3:55:01] And every time they say it and nobody really cares, they say it again even crazier.[3:55:07] So if you thought what I just said was wild, wait to hear what Jordan Peterson is saying.[3:55:13] You know, like if a clip of what I just did got out on YouTube, I would go, oh, my gosh.[3:55:19] You know, the clip of what I just all said about this trans guy got out on YouTube and all these kids saw it and everyone was disturbed.[3:55:25] I would go, oh, I'm so hot.[3:55:28] Jordan Peterson is on Rogan, the biggest show in the world, and wait till you hear what he says.[3:55:33] Agree with it or not?[3:55:36] It is I'm just showing you the progression.[3:55:41] It used to be like, I'm not so sure about trans people, but who knows, you know, live and let live.[3:55:49] And now it's going to be this. Wait till you see this tape. It's pretty unreal.[3:55:54] And Peterson was this is how Joe described Jordan Peterson's appearance.[3:56:00] He had Jordan Peterson on his Instagram because Jordan Peterson on JRE 809, he was focused and dialed in.[3:56:08] What did he say? He was with it and focused.[3:56:13] Yeah. Find Joe Rogan's and this stuck with me. You know, I'm a huge fan of Dr.[3:56:18] Peterson, a huge fan. I've been following him and it's done.[3:56:24] Probably the best conversation I've ever had with Jordan Peterson.[3:56:28] He was focused and on point. Wow. The best conversation I've had with Jordan Peterson so far.[3:56:33] He was focused. Wow. And then the first comment is Huberman Labs saying the professor.[3:56:39] Huberman! What am I taking Huberman? You see, that's what I mean.[3:56:44] I do not trust Huberman at all. Let's get this perfectly straight. Everybody trust Huberman for no reason.[3:56:50] He came on Rogan once wearing a black dress shirt.[3:56:56] He doesn't have a body or face that I'd ever want. But somehow he's an expert in health.[3:57:01] To me, I'm only listening to a guy that is a guy that is so hot that I can't stand it.[3:57:10] I'm not listening to Andrew Huberman, who looks like something I never want to be.[3:57:14] So I'm not going to take his advice, although I have been taking his advice and it lead led to extreme night terror.[3:57:22] And that's the truth. But let's see this. This is Jordan Peterson as focused as I've ever seen him.[3:57:28] This is how you describe like when you bring back your dad who has Alzheimer's and dementia and you bring them back.[3:57:35] And they're like, how was he? He was focused today. He was focused.[3:57:41] Was he unfocused the other time? And he was. I'll agree with Joe here.[3:57:45] Jordan was very focused this episode. He had an alertness to him.[3:57:49] It's just another pill. Do not be fooled. He is on a new pill.[3:57:54] And he's also being coached by the smartest people ever, according to Crowder, Ben Shapiro and the Daily Wire.[3:58:01] They have really media trained Mr. Peterson and Peterson's appearance on this Rogan was.[3:58:08] He has. He's dialed it in.[3:58:13] He's been working on this and he knew he had to be pretty good on his next Rogan to bring in more.[3:58:21] You know, this Daily Wire is turning into a cult. They want everything. They want your e-mails.[3:58:26] They love those addresses. They want it all. I'd be very, very cautious around Daily Wire.[3:58:36] But, you know, they've got Peterson trained well, and Peterson came to collect. He went on Rogan and he goes, I'm going to recruit today.[3:58:45] And he did. His latest appearance on Rogan is recruiting hundreds of thousands of people over to the.[3:58:54] To what Peterson is about, and that is trans talks day in and day out.[3:59:00] Arguments about trans, which for my money is good content that I want to see on a daily basis.[3:59:09] You know, I like a good trans convo for five or six minutes.[3:59:16] It doesn't need to be an hour every single day and then another hour when you're a guest every single day.[3:59:23] So they basically replaced all of the talk of cancel culture with just which at least had some diversity to it.[3:59:32] And they hate diversity so much that it's stories all the time. We get no other stories.[3:59:37] It's like surely there's got to be other cancel culture material. Think of a different angle on the trans stuff.[3:59:44] This is from the BRB group. In our Facebook.[3:59:49] This is great. This clip, I heard her playing this clip in the background here today and I just burst out laughing from what I was hearing.[3:59:58] So I hope you enjoy this clip as much as I remembered over here. I can't wait to hear it again to JRE.[4:00:04] You Jordan Peterson, dressing up in lingerie before your mirror at home focused in on point.[4:00:11] It's only 15 seconds long. This clip. I could listen to this for an hour.[4:00:18] All right. Here he is. And he is wearing a split suit.[4:00:21] Don't let your eyes don't think your eyes are playing tricks on you.[4:00:24] That is a navy or a black side with a maroon side. He is wearing split suits now.[4:00:33] That's fine. There's nothing wrong with that. Everybody should be wearing a split suit.[4:00:38] You're dressing up in lingerie before your mirror at home,[4:00:41] tucking your dick between your legs, imagining you have a vagina for sexual kick.[4:00:46] Oh, there was nothing sexual about that. Yeah, right. Bloody absolute liars.[4:00:52] Now, this is great. Is this the only clip you were playing earlier today?[4:00:56] It was this on a loop. I must have heard this six times this morning because I thought it was longer.[4:01:02] You're dressing up in lingerie before your mirror at home, tucking your dick between your legs, imagining you have a vagina for sexual kick.[4:01:10] Oh, there was nothing sexual about that. Yeah, right. Bloody absolute liars. Now, wow.[4:01:17] Focused. And I did agree that he was focused because I listened. I didn't see this part.[4:01:23] Or maybe I did. If I overheard this part, I listen to Jerry in the shower.[4:01:28] Now, a lot of the mornings I put on my show, no shmove right by the shower.[4:01:33] And I turn on some Jerry or a lot of times I listen to Ashley Cummings is going to love this.[4:01:39] I'll listen to Whitney Cummings podcast in the shower. Yes, that's Mike's like most listened to shower.[4:01:45] Because it's no one's missing. No, no, no. I've actually grown to love the show.[4:01:53] And do you know Whitney's actually been through a lot with her family. So thank you.[4:02:01] I think that you shouldn't allow podcasters into your shower. This is what you said to me.[4:02:06] Yeah. Explain to them this theory here. Your shower is the time to think.[4:02:09] And you already fill up the rest of your day with listening to podcasts all the time.[4:02:12] And then in the one second, like I listen to music when I shower, but you still have your own mind.[4:02:18] Yeah. Well, that's. And now you're taking up those few precious moments to really consider.[4:02:25] And I've considered why I can't believe you used the word I was just putting in the chamber here to throw back at you.[4:02:31] I've considered this idea of yours. And of course, on your mind, that's how it would work.[4:02:40] On my mind, listening to the podcast of The Fool activates my chordal synapses like nothing else.[4:02:52] And it actually leads me into a world of thought. So beautiful.[4:02:58] It could only be described as a Schubermanic orchestra of pills and supplements and an Andrew Schuberman level of bliss.[4:03:10] OK. Do not listen to Andrew Schuberman. Do not listen to any one from the radio.[4:03:17] You guys got to grow up. It's mental. Jules is getting controlling.[4:03:26] Wait, but a lot of people are also accusing you of jacking off to Whitney in the shower.[4:03:30] I don't jack off in the shower. That's how little they know me. That's a little.[4:03:34] I do not even consider that possibility. But I don't see you as a shower jack.[4:03:37] Exactly. That's because they don't know me at all. They probably jack off in the shower.[4:03:43] So they think if you're hearing a woman's voice, technically that would be jacking after.[4:03:47] I haven't ever jacked up in the shower. I tried it a few times when I was a kid.[4:03:52] That is not a place I want to be doing. No, me neither.[4:03:57] Now I've got I like to lay on my side in bed.[4:04:02] Windows down, system up. And there's no shower jacking for me.[4:04:08] The shower is a place of. What do they call that, where you sit in the corner of the shower and cry as you bleed?[4:04:18] Yeah, that's the place. Yeah, there's no jacking. I'm always in a state of agitation.[4:04:24] Oh, yeah. In the shower. The shower is a terrible place. Like the feeling of water droplets like splashing on my face from the side when I'm like reaching for something makes me go.[4:04:32] And our water is very polluted where we live. So it's very it burns.[4:04:39] And no, but there's no jacking off at the shower. And that would be a story that I would have added to a Whitney Cummings shower lesson.[4:04:51] It would end up with then I caught myself jacking off to the beast. You know, what do I do?[4:04:57] But I wanted to tell that to Ashley Cummings. If you could tell your sister that I've been listening to her in the shower.[4:05:02] And the one thing I didn't like, I liked it all. But I have one criticism.[4:05:07] Every time somebody brings up doctors, she goes.[4:05:13] That's why they call it practicing medicine because they're just practicing. That's why it's called it's practicing medicine.[4:05:20] Doctors don't know. That's why it's practicing medicine. Every episode she says it. And I go, is it even why they call it that?[4:05:30] So that's it. Other than that, A plus show. I love it.[4:05:33] She's allowed to.[4:05:35] Whitney's nuts.[4:05:36] When I read Whitney's podcast comments and see like complaints about her or criticisms of her, I always take her side against the commenter in my mind.[4:05:45] Don't you?[4:05:47] Yeah, I think Whitney is great. And I think that she not only again, you got to see this movie with Gabriel.[4:05:54] What was it called? Malignant. The main character is like a Whitney character.[4:05:59] What was something else we just saw someone doing? We're like, we wish this was Whitney.[4:06:03] Like there's a lot of women on TV that we wish were Whitney instead doing the Whitney thing.[4:06:10] And there was somebody just recently that we.[4:06:12] Oh, I think you were watching a video of Taylor Swift performing and then you were like, I wish this was Whitney.[4:06:19] Yes. OK.[4:06:21] It was a video of Taylor Swift performing and I wish that was Whitney. Be funnier.[4:06:27] Imagine Whitney on stage with a giant guitar.[4:06:30] She would kill.[4:06:31] Congressman. OK, so that was the Jordan Peterson clip. Was there anything else funny from that or no?[4:06:38] I don't know. I didn't really hear that when you listen to it in the shower.[4:06:41] Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. OK. I thought that was very cool.[4:06:44] He hates the truth. Oh, but that's the thing. None of these right wing guys have picked up on the Taylor video.[4:06:50] Like they don't know that happened with the trans man there.[4:06:54] I mean, how much money are they going to leave on the floor with that?[4:06:57] This could be a big Michael Knowles. Ben Shapiro should be covering this.[4:07:02] I mean, think about the clicks. The Taylor Swift Lavender Hayes video just comes out.[4:07:07] It's the most searched thing probably for the first week. They should have been right there as soon as that video came out.[4:07:13] Taylor Swift video trans too far. Maybe they didn't have a problem with it. Ever think of that?[4:07:18] Well, they should have a problem if you're going to have a problem with anything.[4:07:23] It should be that that's fucking too far, too far.[4:07:26] And I start wondering if I do trust Robin Tran anymore because.[4:07:32] So we have this this news to us and I can't believe it because we watched the man go on podcast from podcast to podcast.[4:07:40] I didn't even know he was promoting this. Louis C.K. put out a special last night.[4:07:45] Yeah, I guess it was him live at Madison Square Garden, but it was live stream.[4:07:48] So this whole time he was on this media tour talking about it and everybody's podcast.[4:07:52] I didn't somehow get the information once. I watched him on Rogan and on Theo Vaughn and it didn't get through to me.[4:07:59] It didn't get through to us. Yeah. So that's very bad promotion. Let us know if anything happened in that.[4:08:04] Of course, we would love to know. I'm sure nothing here. I've got to get one. Aaron Berg.[4:08:09] Yes. Did you know that Aaron Berg put out a special as well?[4:08:14] Well, it's another one. It's just like the Callan special. Aaron Berg.[4:08:18] What was it six months ago? Put out a comedy special.[4:08:23] For pay only on his Web site. Right. Aaron Berg, little midget comedian. Remember him from Compound Media.[4:08:29] We got some great compound news coming up. Yeah. So we'll show him this Aaron Berg.[4:08:33] Then we'll show him who we are. Aaron Berg, comedian Aaron Berg.[4:08:39] He's on Gas Digital with the Legit of Skanks, Louis J. Gomez, all those guys.[4:08:44] And he's friends with Mark Norman and Joe Liz and Sam Morrill and Louis J.[4:08:49] Goes. So he's kind of in that thing where all these guys now they release a special.[4:08:54] Right. And what does everyone do? All their friends. They made a pact to promote the special to their followers.[4:09:00] And now every comedy special that comes out is being promoted to everybody by the whole community.[4:09:05] And everybody gets a nice million views. Right. And they all can't believe it.[4:09:10] It's like, what couldn't you believe? You had 900 comedians all tell their fans,[4:09:15] you must you have to watch this special. It's the funniest thing I've ever.[4:09:20] And they're always terrible, these specials. The fans never seem to catch on.[4:09:24] And, you know, the fact that you've been promised such gold and it was crap.[4:09:29] But yeah, that's what happens with everybody. Not Aaron Berg.[4:09:34] Aaron Berg came out with a special. He put it on YouTube. Let's see the view count right now, because it was pretty bad.[4:09:40] And then something else happened. Of course, there's always two things. Look at this.[4:09:44] Aaron Berg's comedy special. It came out 11 days ago on YouTube.[4:09:49] It's called Aaron Berg Stands Down.[4:09:53] Came out 11 days ago. So what should this have about 500K you'd think?[4:09:59] Two point two K views.[4:10:06] I mean, two point two K views.[4:10:11] As your special. That's very, very I mean, I wouldn't you should delete this quickly.[4:10:16] This could really hurt your career. So we start watching.[4:10:20] I got to see, you know, maybe just didn't do a good job promoting it. I'll promote it for him.[4:10:25] I love Aaron Berg. He's one of my favorite ex-male strippers.[4:10:29] That's what he used to really do. You got to remember that when you think about Aaron Berg.[4:10:34] He was a real male stripper. Imagine what that entails. The life of a male stripper.[4:10:39] You thought it was only in cartoonish movies. He was really a male stripper.[4:10:44] Wide like this, wide, short, bald, dancing around. I bet he gave those women a night to remember.[4:10:51] You know, he doesn't care how old, how black, how obese they are. He's dancing with them all.[4:10:59] Let's watch his opening and then I'll show you what my eye got drawn to.[4:11:04] I love when a comedian puts out a special. You must celebrate it. Congratulations, Aaron.[4:11:08] Let's go over your special.[4:11:17] See how that sounds like I'm accidentally fucking up and I pulled up my volume and I'm playing too soon.[4:11:22] This is the opening of him walking to the stage. Listen to this song he's made.[4:11:27] Ladies and gentlemen, sound off your phones. You won't be able to hear my tone.[4:11:31] It's special how we all love you.[4:11:33] Is that the music from that shitty British comedy thing that everybody gets a kick out of for a thousand years in every show?[4:11:39] It's like the Bible of Britain's comedy where they're running around in fast motion, ducking in the garbage cans and shit.[4:11:47] And they play that song.[4:11:48] Oh, that's Salvo Piss Cakes.[4:11:52] Very similar, very similar vibe. What is that song? I don't even know. I can't even reference it.[4:11:56] You know how there's like three old British comedian men and they have like the bald fat guy.[4:12:02] I don't know. But everyone like reveres them is like the best comedic. Well, they'll tell you in the chat.[4:12:08] What is it called? It's and I've never liked this type of comedy, this British comedy.[4:12:15] But everyone's like, oh, it's the Monty Python. I remembered it.[4:12:20] That's what the song is right in the background.[4:12:23] I've never seen it.[4:12:24] Oh, OK. Well, this is the famous song that they all run around with to me, Monty Python.[4:12:28] I hate that to me is like watching like Channel 11.[4:12:32] And I'll do you and better. I've never laid eyes on anything Monty Python, but you've heard the name.[4:12:37] Completely nothing to me in every way. But you've heard the name, right? Yes.[4:12:41] But that's it. Haven't you heard a lot of people talk about it? But that's what I mean.[4:12:45] Yes. I'm almost the same way. I heard so many people talking about this my whole life.[4:12:50] Yes. The second I looked into it, it was like watching Mr. Bean.[4:12:54] No, no. And I got the hell out of there quick.[4:12:59] I'm saying I hate this song. I hate is fine.[4:13:02] OK, well, I don't like any of that. If you're silent based humor.[4:13:06] No, no. Silent base. See, I didn't know it was silent.[4:13:11] I had no idea. I don't know if it is.[4:13:17] Listen to this.[4:13:23] Wait. It's Monty Python, but with a rap beat and it goes,[4:13:27] ladies and gentlemen, silence your phones. I'm not kidding.[4:13:32] This is Aaron Berg's opening song. I've never heard.[4:13:37] You're going to hear my tone. It's special how we all look.[4:13:46] Wrist guard spotted in the front row. Woman with a wrist guard.[4:13:51] I wonder what brand that is and how she likes it.[4:13:55] No, it's a wrist guard. Look, look, look, look. Watch, watch, watch. It's not up to you what you think.[4:13:59] It's what I see.[4:14:04] You're right. Look at this pig. Happy as a clam. What's so happy?[4:14:09] I'll break that other wrist. I wish he was in a whole bodyguard where she had to be held[4:14:14] up straight because her buns are so badly shaded. All right. Let's see what happens here.[4:14:19] Oh, it's it's a little much. Tell me if you notice anything[4:14:24] in the chat. It's very palpable. The energy in here. Oh, Benny Hill,[4:14:29] not Monty Python. That's exactly right, folks.[4:14:34] Because to me, Monty Python in Benny Hill is[4:14:39] the same program. That's how little I know about that shit.[4:14:44] That's how much I hate that. You thought what? Benny Hill was[4:14:49] in Monty Python? When people are like, oh, that's like Benny Hill music.[4:14:54] Yes, Benny Hill music. That's just the only reference I have to that. I didn't know that was a show. So what's Monty Python?[4:14:59] I thought maybe that was just a style of song.[4:15:04] You're lucky. I mean, you're lucky that you're like that because I always knew them as three[4:15:09] old men in comedy, like the Top Gear guys. Yeah, they're cool.[4:15:14] But playing like hide and seek in fast motion. So, yeah,[4:15:19] that's not my vibe at all. Oh, look at the, uh, this is like MILF Manor. Look at this MILF.[4:15:24] See, now when you see an ugly woman like this, you go, are you a MILF?[4:15:29] Mother, I'd like to flee. Look at this right here. Shang Tsung.[4:15:34] That's the other MILF. Yeah, that's a nice beautiful MILF. It always amazes me, these guys.[4:15:39] It's like your front row to our main fools. And you're like[4:15:44] excited with wonderment about what's going to happen is if they're like a real thing.[4:15:49] Isn't that something? Did you know you'd be? Oh, God, he's wearing OVO[4:15:54] Drake. I don't think so. I think it's just a copy drawing of a bird. Oh, my God,[4:15:59] it is.[4:16:02] Well, I mean, then Drake has stolen this design for sure. I've seen this done[4:16:07] and it's in gold. Look how it's like in gold. OK, let's see what Aaron's got.[4:16:12] Oh, wait, look at this back here. AB.[4:16:17] It looks like Nick Morrick to me.[4:16:22] Space is fucked. A lot of diverse people. I like[4:16:27] Asian people up front. Weird bald guy.[4:16:32] Can I tell him where we met originally? It was January 6th. He always dresses[4:16:37] like he's from one of those Instagram ads where it shows like a really nice looking coat and you go to check it[4:16:42] out and it's like twenty two dollars. That's what he's dressed like.[4:16:47] You ever seen that? You're like, that's a sharp looking coat. What brand? Oh, it's six[4:16:52] bucks. No, thanks. Oh, it ships from China.[4:16:57] You know, anything that requires DHL run.[4:17:02] OK. All right. So I'll tell you what drew my attention. First of all, I'll tell you this.[4:17:07] I'll spoiler alert. The special sucked. It was so boring. He's[4:17:12] really not ready for a special. It was it didn't suck for any other. It was one of those that it's[4:17:17] worse than sucking to me. It was so boring. We couldn't even pay attention.[4:17:22] Right. Like we wanted we were all excited. We put it on it after forty seconds.[4:17:27] I grew so tired. Like it's probably the worst thing I could[4:17:32] say about your special is what I'm trying to say. Some videos give a feeling that can only[4:17:37] be described as the flu. I've said this before. Your mom's house, like when it's[4:17:42] on too long, it has a creeping effect up the entire body and your cheeks are[4:17:47] hot and suddenly you're like uncomfortable in what you're doing. Yeah. And you go, we got to put[4:17:52] on something to go. It makes you think that everything on TV sucks. It makes you think that[4:17:57] you're sick of TV. But no, it's just this is such a low performance.[4:18:02] All right. I'll play it for a few more seconds and then I'll show you what we did here.[4:18:07] And again, it's a it's a question more than a bust[4:18:15] outside the Capitol building. And I said I do comedy[4:18:20] and he goes, hang on, I can't hear you. Let me take my horn hat off. We go, wow, a comedy special that[4:18:25] started with something other than COVID. Sorry about the Capitol. But no, I think his[4:18:30] next joke is, in fact, COVID. So every comedy special within the first ten[4:18:35] minutes you're getting their COVID. You're going to hear how COVID first started,[4:18:40] what it was like during those first two weeks. You're going to hear about a lot of old[4:18:45] COVID terminology and stuff to call the night.[4:18:50] All right. So let's let's give it a second and then I'll show you what's going on.[4:18:55] Ran inside, pissed on Pelosi's laptop. And here[4:19:00] we are. It's very exciting. I'm glad you're all just say all the[4:19:05] buzzwords from Twitter. Right. And then they all laugh. But what's got my eye,[4:19:10] of course. This watch.[4:19:17] It's huge. It's Andrew Huberman[4:19:22] size. It is giant. I mean, really, when you it's hard to see when I show[4:19:27] people the close up of this watch, it really doesn't show the ginormity[4:19:32] of it. But when he's moving around, it's really, really big. And it's really[4:19:37] like all you could focus on. I mean, that's a lot of steel. You know,[4:19:42] that's a heavy that's almost like some movie where you got like a big[4:19:47] strip of gold and they can control you with it. It's like a band that they can control.[4:19:52] It's very it's a big hunk of metal when you pick that thing up. It's very[4:19:57] light, very light. And we're going to show you this here. Let's watch a little out. Keep your[4:20:02] eye on this watch. I probably should have died during covid. Most of you didn't. I'm not[4:20:07] judging. I see a few masks. No judgment. Your body, your choice. Get an[4:20:12] abortion with the mask on. Look at this. Look at that thing. A year and[4:20:17] a half ago. This was. Yeah. And see how low energy this is. It's like he's[4:20:22] already putting us to sleep with that comma day. So I see this watch and I go,[4:20:27] I got to know what kind of watch this is. I got to figure out what he's trying to[4:20:32] pull, you know? So I posted the bring back. If I go, Hey, anybody, can anybody idea[4:20:37] watch for me as if I'm putting in a call like I'm a cop, you know, I just put in a call.[4:20:42] Anybody got an idea on a watch here? So yeah, the pictures are coming through right now. Thanks so much.[4:20:47] Then I'm eating and then I get shot or something. So I send this[4:20:52] around and yeah, we did get some answers here.[4:20:56] Are the pictures in here or I don't have any pictures, right? It's just[4:21:01] I just put this text, right? Yes. OK, well, here we go. Here, let me zoom in on his[4:21:06] watch again. To speak easy at any. We did I.D. that while Governor Cuomo[4:21:11] could have busted in here with it. Here it is. So we did I.D. this[4:21:16] ridiculous hunk of metal. I mean, in my mind, I'm going,[4:21:21] you know, is this a good watch? Because a lot of fools have been doing this lately. Have you guys seen this?[4:21:26] Lot of comedians showing their big, expensive Rolexes[4:21:31] lately. You know, I saw Adam Curry where I call it a hunk of metal. When you see[4:21:36] a guy with a watch that's a little out of his price range, I go, look at this hunk of metal. This guy is[4:21:41] trying to show off here. So I see and I keep talking like Sebastian. That might just be part of my new[4:21:47] personality there. I like it. Thank you. So I see this watch and, you know,[4:21:52] Adam Curry was wearing a big watch and it's like, oh, you got a new watch.[4:21:57] You're on the carnivore diet and you're a Christian. You're like really trying to something's[4:22:02] really wrong with you. And I wondered, did Aaron,[4:22:07] who I know is very, very poor. Right. It's no secret. Aaron is one of our poorest comedians.[4:22:12] He's had a really hard time making any money in this industry[4:22:17] for many, many, many years. You see, he's got 2.2 thousand views.[4:22:22] You know, so imagine what his podcast or Patreon must bring in. You know, if this is[4:22:27] so, so low for his special. You go, he's got no money. So he would have no business[4:22:32] buying any sort of watch that is[4:22:37] expensive. And if this watch isn't expensive, then what right does[4:22:42] he have to wear? A watch like this would[4:22:47] only be even remotely acceptable if it was something[4:22:52] really expensive and unique or, you know, one of those big watches everybody[4:22:57] wears. But we pass this sucker around and here's what this guy says,[4:23:02] fuck do we know the guy's name? I'll plug him after I go into my Instagram. He's a great guy.[4:23:07] He says, this watch is an iteration of[4:23:12] Invicta Diver. That's I-N-V-I-C-T-A.[4:23:17] I can't find an example with a black dial, but Invicta[4:23:22] is the only watchmaker insane enough to design something this useless.[4:23:27] Invicta makes several versions of this watch. For some reason it has sub-dials[4:23:32] and pushers because it's super important to have a complication normally reversed[4:23:37] for tracking laps around a racetrack when you're underwater apparently. It's about[4:23:42] 125 bucks retail and 50 to 60[4:23:47] once they run it on clearance. Sometimes Invicta will even[4:23:52] run a buy-two-get-one-free whenever their mall kiosk needs to be[4:23:57] liquidated, a frequent occurrence. Invicta, a favored watch of the fool[4:24:02] certainly. Hope this helps, he says. So here you go. And we[4:24:07] looked it up. 125 bucks at the high end. I think I might have found a link.[4:24:12] Just put it at the bottom. I definitely had one. Okay. Yeah, we'll refresh that and we'll see.[4:24:17] So now I need to know, and we'll show you this, you know, we really double checked.[4:24:22] Yeah, this is it. 89 bucks, kiddo.[4:24:27] Look at this. They're hitting me with it all. Let's check this out. Yeah, here it is.[4:24:32] Yep. Use code red. That's it. Or similar.[4:24:37] You know, it's definitely one of these, but none of them go over 100 bucks. So here it is.[4:24:42] 99 bucks, pro diver men's watch. And that's the watch. And it's so big.[4:24:47] I wonder where he picked it out. Like, was he out shopping? Well, so my question is this. Did he order himself[4:24:52] a little treat? Here's my question. Is Aaron Berg wearing this?[4:24:57] Because, okay, if you were going to get a cheap watch, which is fine, let's say,[4:25:02] hey, I just need a watch for a watch. I'm going to get a cheap watch. You wouldn't get this. You would only get[4:25:07] this if you were trying to, like, trick people into thinking you had a big, fancy watch.[4:25:12] If you were going to get a cheap $60 watch, you'd just get some Timex or some[4:25:17] watch, right? Like, nobody buys a cheap, especially if you're going to be on stage for your special.[4:25:22] Here's the other thing it could be. What if it has some sentimental value? It's his dad's watch.[4:25:27] This was his dad's watch. His dad was poor. He handed it down. He's got to wear it.[4:25:32] And then the other possibility is that he thinks, like,[4:25:37] Maybe his wife got it from as a gift.[4:25:42] 89. Anyone who would wear this watch is trying to fool someone.[4:25:47] Yeah, sure. But anybody wearing this watch is trying to fool someone into thinking they got a big piece[4:25:52] on them. A watch. A big chunk of metal.[4:25:57] So it's just, I'm puzzled. He knows anybody. And you're wearing a giant[4:26:02] watch. You know, it's like Flavor Flav's clock. We can see it from across the room. We're going to Google it.[4:26:07] So it's not even like, oh, I wonder what watch that is. I guess we'll never know. It's probably worth[4:26:12] 10K. That's not even happening because you go, what kind of, oh.[4:26:17] $69. Buy two, get one free.[4:26:22] Imagine buying three of the same watch. You've got to be really good. So[4:26:27] the mind of a person who does it, I need to know what's behind it. Can you guys all reach out[4:26:32] to him for me? And the first person to get an answer from Aaron will win a $100[4:26:37] prize. Don't you want to know? Aren't you guys[4:26:42] curious to see what this is about? I am. Well, Aaron, we[4:26:47] hope that it is a family thing. Your dad died or something and this was the watch he[4:26:52] was wearing. It is shooting and you have to wear it, right? That's the only excuse.[4:26:57] I can't figure it out. I've tried to look at it from every angle here. I love a fool's watch. If you've ever got a[4:27:02] fool's watch, send them on over to us. We'll have them ID'd and[4:27:07] verified and we'll go down the rabbit. Here's what's even better. If that was a $10,000[4:27:12] watch, that's even worse because this guy's living out of a $600[4:27:17] a month apartment begging people for cash. So I don't like that either. Like Adam[4:27:22] Curry doesn't have the money. A fool's fashion account. You know those pages[4:27:27] where it shows you like how much every item was? Because if they spent too much[4:27:32] that's also cringe. Let's do that. Does anyone want to start this for us[4:27:37] in cooperation with Red Barn? And every time they post a pic, you update it? Yeah, a[4:27:42] fool's fashion Instagram account. We're all our featured fools. We[4:27:47] go in, you've got slides showing closeups of each item. You describe it there.[4:27:52] Add up the money. Or actually some people like Chris D'Elia and stuff like that would like[4:27:57] that. Yes. So don't do it to them. It's got to be. But you know who I'm most interested in? Tony[4:28:02] Hinchcliffe. Yes. Because where does Tony even get some of his fits? Some of Tony's[4:28:07] clothes is so unusual and so strange. And you go, what look[4:28:12] is he going? Can we see some of the new pictures of his weight increase? Tony Hinchcliffe all of a[4:28:17] sudden he's got this big Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle down here.[4:28:22] It's a gut resembling Papa Rogan's gut. A lot of people are thinking that[4:28:27] Tony is on TRT. You know, every comedian, apparently, we're going to show you[4:28:32] Kumiya here in a moment. They're on what's called TRT. And they all take[4:28:37] it for energy. They think it's the magic pill. You know, Rogan's described it to them as,[4:28:42] oh, it'll make you feel like you're in your 20s again. So they're all taking it.[4:28:47] And a lot of them aren't even working out. And they're just taking as much of it as they can to feel pep[4:28:52] in their step. You know, Brian Redban is on it. That's why all these guys are widening and[4:28:57] distorting. You see Tony, his belly weights. You see these pictures of Tony we got coming up[4:29:02] and people are wondering if he's getting fat or if it's the supplement, the[4:29:07] substance rather that he's on. So let's see some of these pictures.[4:29:12] And they almost look spoofed as if he's put a pad down there. This is, of course, the[4:29:17] host of Kill Tony. Here he is with an absolute 10.[4:29:22] I just love that girl's face. I think that is so hot and so sexy.[4:29:27] I just really love that face. I would love to see that face with strobe[4:29:32] maybe in the dark strobing and coming near me like this.[4:29:37] I think that's just a wonderful head to have as a woman. Oh, you look just really good.[4:29:42] So here's Tony. And not only does he have a little Bob's[4:29:47] Burger going on, but he's starting to Bob Burger downstairs.[4:29:52] And look at the gut. I mean, that's almost an alarming guy. I mean, really,[4:29:57] I'm seeing the monitor. I can't believe this is the same Tony. You know, Tony was always a string bean.[4:30:02] And now he's got this gut. This is, I guess, what happens when you do all these substances without doing the[4:30:07] exercising. Right. So he's got this one. There's a couple more.[4:30:12] Let's see if we could. Is that really what's happening? It looks so bizarre.[4:30:17] Look at this one. It looks like he's wearing like a suit. Like somebody goes, he's[4:30:22] either wearing a bulletproof vest or he's getting fat. It looks like you're wearing a bulletproof vest.[4:30:27] But it's too round and bulletproof vest wouldn't come out like a big[4:30:32] guy. This isn't even making sense in my mind. Exactly. So this is really twisted. There he is.[4:30:37] And he's smoking cigarettes. He's on TRT.[4:30:42] And he's got, again, he's tucking this all in too. He's using a belt. He's holding this all together. Imagine trying[4:30:47] to belt in your waist. Usually fat people would try to hide that.[4:30:52] He's showcasing it, which we don't know why. I think he thinks[4:30:57] that if they see that I'm fat, they'll know that I have money to eat. That's it, huh?[4:31:02] No, there's a couple more here. Well, oh, and again, who is this woman? She's in another picture[4:31:07] here. I just love her. I think that woman is just so cute[4:31:12] looking. Just so, oh my God. Like what I really like about her is[4:31:17] just her lips and her eyes and her forehead. I[4:31:22] just think she's so gorgeous. And then of course you've got this one here and yeah, he's[4:31:27] ballooning out again. Look at that. What? Look at that big guy.[4:31:32] Is he starving himself? I don't know. Yeah. It's a really alarming[4:31:37] little weight gain. And again, he's not covering it up. You would think he would cover[4:31:42] it up. He might not even know he's so bloated. You know, he might not know.[4:31:47] Some guys are like so unaware of him bodies. Well, that's why we[4:31:52] brought him up in the first place. Because what is that? Like, yeah, ID this top.[4:31:57] ID this top. Like what are you wearing? He's always in the[4:32:02] craziest of outfits. At least that's like a full, I don't know, cyclist[4:32:07] outfit or whatever the fuck. But sometimes he'll like mix something like that with like a button up.[4:32:12] Look at this one. So this one is a turtleneck, like a divers,[4:32:17] like under our wicking, wicking moisture wick material.[4:32:22] And then it's like a sweater. Like again, you can't ID these clothes.[4:32:27] Like what kind of outfit is this? And he's got a flashlight where the green shirt without the[4:32:32] other shirt underneath. Like what's bringing her again? See you ID this guy's watch. He wants you to see that one.[4:32:37] And then look, yeah, a belt buckle. And he's always got the oddest[4:32:42] colored jeans. It's always like the weirdest wash like between.[4:32:47] Yeah, it's very, very, very creepy. That guy creeps me the fuck out.[4:32:52] So, yeah, we yeah, very hard to ID. Tony[4:32:57] Hinchcliffe, if anyone can find any of the brands he wears, I would love to shop and see what they are.[4:33:02] A lot of it is sport performance tech, tech clothing, you know, but from[4:33:07] weird brands that you wouldn't necessarily want and they don't really look that[4:33:12] good. Well, anyway, let's see what we[4:33:17] have here because it is when Tony said the old band was entitled.[4:33:22] Yeah. Do we have that clip? Yeah. Yeah. Pull that up.[4:33:27] I spoke with Hella Mark Harley this week.[4:33:32] Big fans of each other right now. I don't know how it happened. You guys remember Hella Mark[4:33:37] Harley from the fighter and the kid, that guy with the really long hair. Let me see if I could pull[4:33:42] up, pull up his Instagram for me. That one picture I commented on this picture because I said,[4:33:47] you know what? Fuck it. Hella Mark Harley is actually kind of cool.[4:33:53] There's no need actually to, you know, I got no beef with Hella Mark[4:33:58] Harley and he actually brings quite a lot of delight to my life every[4:34:03] day in the same way like Andrew Tate's earlier stuff brought me a lot of delight.[4:34:08] There's no reason I hate Hella Mark Harley. I found myself becoming quite the[4:34:13] fan of Hella Mark in terms of a very specific[4:34:18] type of way of being a fan of him. Well, I'm seeing him on Instagram all the time and he's always posting[4:34:23] something great. Like the other day he posted this. The other day he[4:34:28] posted this and to me,[4:34:33] this is epic. You crossed the line from what I thought was like[4:34:38] a foolish behavior to now iconic behavior.[4:34:43] This is a mirror selfie. I mean, he looks good. And look at,[4:34:48] I'm going to sit here and blow an opportunity to know[4:34:53] this guy. Sorry, that's not happening. Hella[4:34:58] Mark Harley rules. And I commented on this and I actually got a response. I said,[4:35:03] you're actually pretty incredible. This shot is amazing.[4:35:08] 24 likes. So let's see what[4:35:13] some of the replies. Here's Hella Mark. Red bar radio, cry, cry, cry. Some people[4:35:18] are calling it the coolest selfie on Instagram. We're kind of flirting[4:35:23] with disaster now with each other. We're kind of being flirty and fun. And[4:35:28] I think Hella Mark actually really likes me as[4:35:33] well. I'm getting this vibe from him that he really likes me and he's got an interest[4:35:38] in me. So I see that and then there's a bunch of people, you know,[4:35:43] writing in. He's the only muscular wizard in the world. How is[4:35:48] he not the main blah, blah, blah. Okay. Hella Mark Harley's heart thing.[4:35:53] Somebody says Mike David doing some heavy flirting. You got that right. I even like that one.[4:35:58] But yeah, it goes back to Hella Mark. He says Mike's the best. Look at this Hella Mark.[4:36:03] Mike's the best. So Hella Mark Harley's got a soft side.[4:36:08] I don't know where it's coming from and I don't care what the past is like.[4:36:13] And I hear I spoke to him and he wants to come on the show[4:36:18] and he wants to talk about some stuff that's going on when he's ready.[4:36:23] I'm going to ask him right now if he wants to call it. Would you guys[4:36:28] like that? To hear from Hella Mark Harley? Very much. Okay. Let me see if I could[4:36:33] get him. He's usually pretty close. And let's see if we[4:36:38] could get this guy. Hella Mark Harley. He has agreed to do a call.[4:36:43] He says, yeah, that would be great.[4:36:48] Get on a call now.[4:36:53] We are live. So let's see what Hella Mark says. Would people be interested in[4:36:58] me kind of talking with Hella Mark for a little bit? I think so. I like Hella Mark[4:37:03] Harley again. This is the guy from the Fighter and the Kid and there were some rumors going around. Hopefully we'll get to those[4:37:08] possibly here today if he responds.[4:37:13] Rumors of him getting fired from the Fighter and the Kid.[4:37:18] So I really hope this isn't true. Does anybody know anything about that in the chat? Did he get fired[4:37:23] from the Fighter and the Kid? Is he no longer friends with Brendan? He's enemies with them now?[4:37:28] Those are the rumors I'm hearing. That Brendan did him wrong.[4:37:33] Fired Hella Mark Harley.[4:37:38] So this is like perfect timing for me and Hella to become good friends while we wait[4:37:43] for Hella Mark. Let's see. Let's look at some of his stuff. Yeah, this is like his[4:37:48] pinned photo. I mean, he's funny. He's good.[4:38:01] Well, that's not really a great example of. Are you going to ask him about workout tips?[4:38:06] Yeah, I'm very interested, too, because as you can see, he is like a workout goddess.[4:38:11] Here he is in the gym. Babe, what color should I paint my nails after this? What? Can we talk about this later?[4:38:16] I'm working out right now. OK. Don't take it personal. He's in the zone.[4:38:21] Don't tell me.[4:38:24] Isaiah, you were just so short with me. So he does gym comedy, too,[4:38:29] which I want to get involved in now that I'm on Creatine HCL. I'd love to do some gym comedy.[4:38:34] I saw Big Mike. Hey, Big Mike. He was in the dog pound doing some lat[4:38:39] pull downs the same day I installed my lap pull down machine. I couldn't[4:38:44] believe it. And something was up with that. He was doing barely any[4:38:49] weight. He had the peg in like eight pounds.[4:38:54] All right, man, I think that's good. Like there's a lot of people who go to the gym and they just go, what's the[4:38:59] funnest thing to pull or push? And I'll just do that. He pays[4:39:04] like they don't realize for that gym. Well, no, that's free. But did you know the[4:39:09] gym? Hey, Big Mike belongs to it's called the dog pound. It's thirty six[4:39:14] thousand dollars a year to go to. And it's[4:39:19] an influencer based gym. So, yeah, I had some good times with[4:39:24] Hella Mark Harley this week. And I am just warning everybody, I am going to fully[4:39:29] befriend him. And I think Hella Mark wants to use our platform to talk about what[4:39:34] might have happened with the fighter and the kid. But I'm going to let him handle that. You know, I don't want to put any[4:39:39] words in his mouth because I do respect him. Same. So I'm excited to have him on[4:39:44] board. And, you know, that was another one. I think that's one where people go, oh, I hate Brendan and Callan so[4:39:49] much that maybe I should just go after everybody in their vicinity. But you got to,[4:39:54] you know, why waste your time on Hella Mark when you[4:39:59] got Callan sitting right there? You know, so Hella Mark is actually pretty[4:40:04] funny. You know, it's kind of the same reason I really like this Jonah Hill movie. And again,[4:40:09] by really liked, I mean, it's still better than if a movie[4:40:14] was just boring. Like, I'd rather have it be like this, that Jonah Hill movie. I mean,[4:40:19] did you hear some of those lines? It was pretty hectic. There were parts of that movie where we[4:40:24] would scream. We would go, what?[4:40:29] We couldn't believe what they were writing and having the characters say. It was that[4:40:34] goofy. So, you know, you got to keep in mind, like, how does that make you feel?[4:40:39] Isn't that thrill worth something? The thrill of, oh my God, what the[4:40:44] fuck are these people doing? I mean, it was worse than that, honestly. There's some movies that get, I was[4:40:49] mostly yelling about how every scene just dragged on for hours. And they never,[4:40:54] did you notice this about that Jonah Hill movie? Wait, no, the biggest part, Jules. The Jonah[4:40:59] Hill movie, they would start a scene and then they would just cut and the big[4:41:04] dilemma was never shown. So like, for instance, he goes to the barbershop[4:41:09] with the blacks and he's wearing a red hoodie.[4:41:14] And they're all wearing blue and they go, what you coming in here with a red hoodie? And there's this[4:41:19] dilemma, right? They've set up the dilemma. He's in a black barbershop. He's accidentally wearing red and[4:41:24] they ask him to take it off. And it looks like there's going to be a big fight or is he going to take it off?[4:41:29] He's going to leave it on? We don't know. They just cut the scene and moved on. Every scene[4:41:34] did that where they would set up an issue and then they would just cut[4:41:39] and move on to the next scene with no explanation. We had no idea how a lot of[4:41:44] things turned out. It was so wild how that movie was put together[4:41:49] and that was really crazy. And then they get, you know, well, I don't want to spoil it for anybody. You have[4:41:54] to see this movie. Jonah Hill, you'll go nuts. And it's got so much[4:41:59] Jew stuff in it. You know, at first it starts out with a black family who is severely[4:42:04] racist towards this Jewish family. Like they make it all out to be like it's the Jewish family[4:42:09] only. But Eddie Murphy's character is like the meanest,[4:42:14] most racist, anti-Jew, openly anti-Jew character.[4:42:19] And they're like, well, those are the good guys. It was nuts.[4:42:24] I mean, really, you got to watch this movie. And believe me, every time you are[4:42:29] confused and you're wondering what's going on, just remember, they don't know either. They're slapping this thing[4:42:34] together. They're making those, those are in fact mistakes. She can never believe it.[4:42:39] When it's such a big budget movie with such a big cast, she thinks it[4:42:44] must be something she missed or something that she's not getting. No, no, no.[4:42:49] It's them. That's how big of mistakes they're making now. They're just, that's all it is.[4:42:54] They can't do this anymore. They're making mistakes. Very[4:42:59] cool. Very cool. We've got this. In the movie they went, I don't care[4:43:04] if Joe Rogan says the N word, every other word. I still like him. And it's like, oh,[4:43:09] yeah. Didn't we have that clip? I wanted to show that. Yeah. Yeah. Send that link over. That was pretty[4:43:14] cool. Joe Rogan actually got shouted out in the movie and I thought this was peculiar.[4:43:19] And this would be a weird one. If I was Joe Rogan, remember when Joe Rogan got, they made that[4:43:24] N word compilation of him saying the N word[4:43:29] in regular context. Like he was just being like, the word nigger is a very peculiar, but then[4:43:34] they would cut it to make it. And that tape went around and[4:43:39] he was very scared. This was not a fun time for Joe Rogan. He had to make an apology. Remember[4:43:44] that? It's at 140. One hour and 40 minutes.[4:43:48] 140. You don't have a link? Oh, I thought you had it open. I don't have nothing open.[4:43:53] Send it to me. And they mentioned this very moment in the film.[4:43:58] They talk about Joe Rogan's N word usage. I'll show you the clip really quick if we could get to it.[4:44:03] If not, we'll just skip it. But I thought that was a very[4:44:08] weird thing to put in a mainstream movie. And now it's like Joe Rogan[4:44:13] officially is the N word guy, which I thought was pretty funny.[4:44:18] Did you get it? Where's it coming? Message? No. Why is it so slow?[4:44:23] Yeah, it's right there. I can see it from here. This is it? Yeah. Oh, wow. That looked. Oh my God. I thought it was[4:44:28] Andrew Tate and his brother sitting in a hair salon. Okay,[4:44:33] here it is. Pull this up.[4:44:38] What's the time? One hour and 40 minutes.[4:44:48] Here it comes. You're going to Mike was incredible at this.[4:44:53] I love every time I heard that one. What is this? You know, you're extremely unlikable. You know that, right?[4:44:58] What? Oh, this is the scene. Oh, yeah.[4:45:03] Anyways, I say that's been profoundly rattling around in your consciousness. So he's a[4:45:08] podcaster of this movie. I forgot to tell you that. And at the end of the movie,[4:45:13] he gets his dream job, which is to work at Complex. So he doesn't even know he[4:45:18] wrote the movie Jonah Hill. He's so stupid. He thinks like a podcasters dream is to work at[4:45:23] Complex on one of their shows, which is actually like way less money[4:45:28] and fame than having your own show. Like it's a downgrade.[4:45:33] But they made it as like a this was his accomplishment at the end. And[4:45:38] they made it seem like everyone in the world listens to complex podcasts. They're all[4:45:43] listening in the car. You'll see when they could. You said that black people. I love her, by the way, be cool.[4:45:48] I think you're right. Yeah, bro. Of course I was right. I'm always right.[4:45:55] Is that what's bothering you that I'm always right? No, what's bothering me is for a second.[4:46:00] They're playing the podcast. It's a podcast montage. There was hope for us.[4:46:05] He's got a nice tan in this movie, a nice Jewish tan that when two people from two different walks[4:46:10] of life that apparently is his wife in the movie is Nipsey Hussle's ex wife.[4:46:15] I can't stand this Nipsey Hussle rot in hell.[4:46:20] That's what I say to him and all of his brothers in the community. I[4:46:25] hate Nipsey Hussle. Learn about him. You'll see why you will get[4:46:30] it. People really give that guy a lot of respect. You know who they they treat him as if he's a[4:46:35] existential and we may never speak ill of him as if he was this[4:46:40] savior. He was dirt stupid Nipsey Hussle.[4:46:45] His style was bad. His voice was bad. His raps was bad. He was dead stupid.[4:46:51] A lot of times in this world people get tricked[4:46:56] by gangsters that are really, really dumb and they[4:47:01] take that as if maybe the guy is really wise. It's like a lot of white[4:47:06] people and a lot of black people too. They'll see like a gangster who's like so stupid[4:47:11] and they put him on this pedestal as if he's like this wise,[4:47:16] brilliant man. And Nipsey Hussle was one of those guys. Dirt[4:47:21] stupid. You all just feared him for some reason and just[4:47:26] wanted to have a hero. So you're like, you are our Messiah. We love you.[4:47:31] I mean this guy, I just, I don't, I don't understand. Have you ever heard a song with him? They're terrible.[4:47:36] Have you ever seen him speak? Have you ever looked at how he looks? I'm so[4:47:41] glad he's not with us. I'm so glad he's not with us. And his wife[4:47:46] is the Jonah Hill's wife in the movie. I want to tell all Nipsey's boys, Nipsey's[4:47:51] one of these guys that's got Nipsey's boys and they're in the hood and they're still helping the community.[4:47:56] And I want to know what his boys think of Jonah Hill going[4:48:01] around with his wife. See Nipsey Hussle is the type of guy who's got boys who[4:48:06] wouldn't understand that this is a movie. Nah, nah. Why are you with his wife like that?[4:48:11] Yo, why are you with the missus like that? That's the type of Nipsey Hussle, Nipsey[4:48:16] Hussle is. So, and the name, is it a spoof on[4:48:21] Nipsey Russell?[4:48:25] Do you understand how cringe the word hustle is? That's what I'm saying. Nipsey[4:48:30] Hussle has so many things going against him that it like[4:48:35] overwhelms the mind of somebody and makes them think that he's actually the opposite[4:48:40] of all those things. And he must be the best because I can't even understand it. And[4:48:45] that's his wife. Here you go.[4:48:50] Now I'm just making all that up.[4:49:00] Trisha Paytas. Trisha, Trisha Paytas.[4:49:05] Oh my God, do you know Trisha Paytas was on Trash Tuesdays? Remind[4:49:10] me to Annie Liederman. Are you listening? You know Trisha?[4:49:15] They knew all about Trisha and Moses. They had Trisha Paytas on Trash Tuesdays with Annie Liederman and[4:49:20] Bobby Lee's native woman.[4:49:25] Can you introduce me to Moses, please? Annie Liederman, can you tell Trisha?[4:49:30] Oh, there's this guy, Red Bar. He loves you. He loves Moses. Can I get a Moses autograph?[4:49:35] 8 by 10. Glossy. Please hook that up, please.[4:49:40] But at the end of the day, when it comes to black and white people, I hope that love is[4:49:45] enough. There's too many other outside factors.[4:49:50] Joey Louie Drive has made an absolute fool of herself in this film.[4:49:55] People can't accept what they don't understand. Whether it's right[4:50:00] or wrong is one thing. They're all watching the podcast of The Sun.[4:50:05] Long story. And now they're all like hearing him speak on this podcast[4:50:10] and they're like coming to their senses. What did I teach you about parents? They don't come to[4:50:15] senses on the side of the kid. Sorry. Keep dreaming, kids.[4:50:20] You know, it's been in movies ever since we were a kid. Like some kid tells off his asshole[4:50:25] dad and the dad actually listens. No. In real life, your dad's going to throw[4:50:30] you against the closet and keep moving. You know, there's no listening to the kids.[4:50:35] So in here you take these two crazy people and you're going to see them do this Daddy Murphy here[4:50:40] who is nothing but a complete psycho, this whole movie. A poorly written, so[4:50:45] poorly written that he just came off as like a convict who is just, should be in jail.[4:50:50] And Jonah Hill's little podcast here that they're playing at the end of the movie[4:50:55] somehow got to him. And now he's nice. No. And you skipped right over[4:51:00] that the Sean Witherspoon. Yeah, Sean Witherspoon. Of course. Yes. Yes. Reminded.[4:51:05] Yeah. It's a long story. Like I said. Actually, it's true. We really[4:51:10] movie rules worlds. There's no escaping it.[4:51:15] Okay. So now they're driving. Here's this part. Shit.[4:51:20] It's made me who I am. They're watching it in the car now prepared for the reality. Eddie Murphy[4:51:25] and Michael Apps. I'll always be an outsider. And they're like two, again, two[4:51:30] prison gangsters. They're all of a sudden listening to this kid's podcast. They hated this kid the whole movie.[4:51:35] Now they're like, man, maybe we should hear him out as they like are on their way[4:51:40] to a drop. And, uh, but I'll tell you this, Michael Apps, I've always thought[4:51:45] of is very cheap. This was his best work. Michael Apps was incredible. You know, with a little[4:51:50] age, Michael Apps class it classed up a little bit. He used to come off as so cheap[4:51:55] and annoying to me in all those movies. When I was a kid, he was so skinny and scraggly[4:52:00] and loose and sloppy with his words. But now he's really honed that.[4:52:05] I think Michael Apps deserves a nice reintroduction of the world. I like apps.[4:52:10] This is why it's just getting, I probably don't. I feel like if you love something[4:52:15] as much as you want to share it with everybody, I think it's best you keep it for yourself.[4:52:20] See, I told you the whiteberry white, he'd be spitting some shit. Him and Joe Rogan.[4:52:25] I'm mad at Joe Rogan for saying nigga every other word long as they don't say that shit in my face.[4:52:31] I ain't mad at Joe Rogan for saying nigga the other, every other word as long as he didn't.[4:52:36] So that's the message out there now that he says it every other word. You hear that, Rogan? You're in[4:52:41] cinema. Isn't that, I thought that was a little nuts, huh? That's a little rich.[4:52:46] Why'd he be spitting some shit? Him and Joe Rogan.[4:52:51] I ain't mad at Joe Rogan for saying nigga every other word long as they don't say that shit in my face.[4:52:56] Make a relationship work.[4:52:59] He kind of dragged bro a little bit.[4:53:01] He's not a good actor. This was shot. Look at this lighting.[4:53:04] They had just like a GoPro with a big light. No, that was just a passing car by.[4:53:08] But imagine if that was the lighting. The lighting was very bad in some scenes.[4:53:12] You should still watch it.[4:53:13] All right. I got to show you this Bill Maher stuff.[4:53:15] Yes. Can we go on a quick break?[4:53:17] Yeah, let's go on a break. We're going to go to the bathroom bad and we'll be right back with much more[4:53:21] Rodbar. Wait till you see this Bill Maher from real time this time.[4:53:25] We'll see you soon.[4:53:51] Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh[4:54:02] Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh[4:54:07] Oh oh oh oh[4:54:13] Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh[4:54:17] Oh[4:54:47] Oh[4:55:17] Oh[4:55:47] Oh[4:56:17] Oh[4:56:35] Wild that's wild. Oh wait, wait up to me[4:56:47] Oh[4:56:49] Oh[4:57:16] My dear[4:57:20] Oh[4:57:32] Welcome back everybody[4:57:35] I'm still oh[4:57:37] Nope[4:57:39] Halimark has not seen my message yet. Let's[4:57:43] Cross our fingers. Halimark. Halimark. Halimark. Halimark. Halimark. Halimark come to us[4:57:50] Halimark no[4:57:52] Imagine if I could get this guy to be my trainer Jules. Halimark Harley. You see the size of him[4:57:57] He's like this fucking imagine if I was this big I would take up this much of the frame from here to here[4:58:03] This would all be me in the fray and I actually kind of see him as being[4:58:08] Supportive and non-threatening to train with I would love to train with Halimark Harley, you know[4:58:14] He seems like he would be great. He would probably push me too hard[4:58:18] You know, he wouldn't understand that you're not really supposed to just go as hard as possible[4:58:24] In every which way to hurt yourself, you know and stuff like that. Well, we hope that we hear from a Halimark[4:58:30] You know, he's been really kicking ass. He's been getting a lot better[4:58:34] Bill Maher. Yeah Club Random. Well, we've been watching Club Random and you know what that's really paid off[4:58:42] for how he is on his talk show real time on HBO, you know, because[4:58:47] This is a lot of practice for him[4:58:49] You know before he was only on that show once a week that show only ran, you know, what 40 minutes?[4:58:55] He doesn't really do that much talking and it was only on for how many episodes the season very little now that he's got his[4:59:01] Show he's getting really good[4:59:04] talking and[4:59:05] He's been getting a lot better and this season[4:59:09] Opened with a bang, you know even before Club Random[4:59:13] Before all this Bill Maher stuff. We used to always get a big kick out of the real-time[4:59:20] theme show[4:59:22] Why don't you get me the original just type and go to YouTube get me the one before this[4:59:28] He changes him up quite a bit[4:59:30] Get me the original and if I could recall it went something like this[4:59:46] Seven years ago, so[4:59:49] Yeah, so let me play this and this has always been really eerie to me and I never understood[4:59:56] What the hell this theme song was ever about it seemed so like what the hell is this listen to this here it is[5:00:05] It's coming up start the clock of course, yes, remember this[5:00:11] Oh[5:00:24] Keep listening, it's very strange. Like why is this he's opening?[5:00:31] Done done. Oh he froze[5:00:41] I want to see how he closes this. This is the long version[5:00:51] You remember this and then he would come out and go[5:00:55] It's very strange[5:00:58] Um, I guess I should just play what happened on the new Bill Maher right? It's got a new updated[5:01:04] Theme song so you remember that one? He did change it before but now here's a brand new one for[5:01:12] 2023 let's go to HBO max. Let's pull it up[5:01:17] HBO max has been a great app by the way[5:01:19] But I do have a problem when I hover over your giant covers[5:01:23] They now open up wide and they start doing all sorts of moves. It's very[5:01:28] It's a hell[5:01:30] On your home page, so please lower the thumbnail size. They don't need to slide open and start playing a trailer. It's nuts[5:01:38] All right. Here is the new opening song[5:01:45] Coming up here[5:01:49] You think the curb songs gonna start but it never does[5:02:01] It sounds awful listen to that snare[5:02:09] This is not so good[5:02:18] Happening now[5:02:30] Thank you very much[5:02:33] That new song hop. I thought that sounded really bad. I'm like, yeah, what did they do? They like added guitars to it[5:02:41] Like rock guitars and they have this terrible if you you know, I really like people who record audio[5:02:48] Would point out that or people who produce music I should say would point out that snare drum and go whoa[5:02:54] Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I mean that was a really[5:02:57] poor sounding snare drop[5:03:00] I mean it really mucks up the whole song and listen to that snare drum again[5:03:07] It's not even it's bad[5:03:10] So overpowering it's very loud, right[5:03:19] You see that's near like that should be a completely different type of snare sound[5:03:24] It's like a bad bad choice one of the worst sounding snare drums[5:03:31] I've ever heard on a drum set[5:03:44] See in our chat programmed drums, yeah programmed drums[5:03:47] It sounds like somebody's just using you know, they copied and pasted a little snare right throughout the whole thing[5:03:52] That's what I thought too. I go. This is really really low quality and bad[5:03:58] So I needed to know more and luckily[5:04:03] Billmar tells us everything we need to know[5:04:06] Should I show good in?[5:04:08] 1950 should I show and I think we'll show the other thing after okay[5:04:11] Does he talk about it at the beginning though in the opening doesn't he give it a shout out to it?[5:04:16] Right at the beginning. Let's see what he does when he comes in[5:04:22] Thank you very much[5:04:27] I appreciate it. Thank you very much. They're happy to see him. All right[5:04:31] My new season. New season, new season. Thank you people. I appreciate that[5:04:39] Okay[5:04:40] Thank you very much. Okay, how about[5:04:44] How about our new[5:04:46] Theme song from Green Day. How about that? That was pretty awesome[5:04:50] Your new theme song from Green Day[5:04:56] I almost thought when I first heard him say that I thought he was kidding like mocking like oh you see they added guitars to our[5:05:02] Theme song. What is this Green Day?[5:05:04] That's what I thought and then I quickly remembered[5:05:09] Billmar's favorite band is Green Day[5:05:13] Let me refresh your memory[5:05:15] Okay, yeah, that's great. He's a 1915 because I love him. He's gonna talk about it again. Hello[5:05:22] 19 what? 15. 1915. Listen to this shit[5:05:27] Resigned when Trump tried to steal it. Thanks a lot. I appreciate you coming here. Let's do it again. All right. Good luck with the book. All right. Billmar.[5:05:35] Nice to hear about this. All right, let's meet our panel.[5:05:39] Now it goes like this[5:05:42] Gotta pick your spots.[5:05:44] Look at those tits. Let me say again. Thank you to Billy, Joe and to Mike. You cannot be a conservative with breasts this big[5:05:50] Sorry, that looks so stupid[5:05:53] You know, what are you a MILF? You see that woman's fucking tits?[5:05:58] I'm like I if you are a woman on any source of media, I'm studying you with a fine-tooth laser[5:06:07] Every part women if you thought oh nobody's looking down there[5:06:11] We are[5:06:13] Heavily to the point where it's absurd.[5:06:16] The construction was not me characterizing Mueller[5:06:23] Look at those[5:06:26] Giants. Gotta pick your spots. Jupiter. Okay, let me say again[5:06:29] Thank you to Billy Joe and to Mike and to Trey for doing that new Green Day did our[5:06:35] God hello. No one thinks about no Green Day[5:06:42] So, I'm really even the people doing club they go[5:06:47] Cuz all they heard was commotion. I mean this song especially if you're in the live audience[5:06:51] What are you hearing? Just that snare drum and a bunch of shitty guitars can't even make out a melody, right?[5:06:56] I[5:07:02] Mean okay, let me say especially in a big crowd. Everybody's clapping. All you're hearing is a[5:07:08] Like chugging of a metal guitar almost[5:07:12] But it doesn't seem to fit with this show[5:07:16] Thank you to Billy Joe and to Mike and to Trey for doing that new Green Day did our god[5:07:24] Hello[5:07:26] I feel like that is so cool. Anyway, I feel like that is so cool. Thanks for being here[5:07:31] It's okay. So it didn't really he thought like those are gonna news articles Green Day[5:07:36] Does so do you guys remember we'll show you this[5:07:40] Bill Maher's favorite band is[5:07:44] Green Day[5:07:45] And this is yeah with Jeff Ross. Remember the Sex Pistols suck. No one likes the Sex Pistols[5:07:52] Maybe they have other attributes. They're the gray. They just started something that spawned[5:07:57] Modern they started something that sucked. Remember they were arguing about he hates the Sex Pistols. He hates most music[5:08:05] This was a great inside. Look at Bill Maher's mind[5:08:08] you know, he's very against a lot of stuff and[5:08:13] He thinks the Sex Pistols are trash. So Jeff asks. Well, who do you like or they started something like the clash of the Ramones?[5:08:20] No, no punk rock if we're talking about three chords, I think I know what punk rock is now[5:08:26] Maybe they did so I will say this. I think there's a band that started punk rock. Maybe there's more than one[5:08:32] Yeah, I'm sure there is there's a band I believe[5:08:34] started punky[5:08:37] and then[5:08:38] Became I like to think he thinks punky is the name of the genre there was a band who I believe started punky[5:08:46] But he's really saying they started off being a little punky and now they're more alternative maybe right[5:08:52] But I like that punky, you know punk isn't very popular[5:08:56] There's a lot of guys who missed punk and punk means nothing to them. It's crazy to them[5:09:01] You know[5:09:03] Like him, okay. Listen to this. He started punky[5:09:07] And then became an awesome band who I love and that is Green Day[5:09:13] Am I wrong about that were they punk? We were shocked. There's a band that I actually love and it's Green Day[5:09:19] And we're like what?[5:09:21] so now my question is[5:09:23] was Green Day doing the theme song for Bill Maher and this[5:09:28] episode with Jeff Ross was recorded like shortly after that was confirmed and now he's saying he likes Green Day or[5:09:36] Does he like Green Day so much that he commissioned them to do the song[5:09:41] After this or is he saying he only likes Green Day because it's the only band he's ever heard of because he's working with them[5:09:47] for the new intro, you know, like maybe HBO just hired them because[5:09:51] They wanted a political band. They couldn't think very far[5:09:55] So like Green Day said something about George Bush once we'll hire them[5:10:00] Which was it who I love and that is Green Day[5:10:03] Where am I wrong about that? Were they punk?[5:10:06] Still consider themselves punk. I think they are so well if that's punk[5:10:10] it's like punk made palatable because[5:10:14] They're there. I mean like[5:10:17] American Idiot and then we're thinking maybe he likes the good Green Day songs that we all liked when they came out[5:10:23] No, American Idiot is what he's done[5:10:26] That's a good song for you that song was torture when it came out every time I came on you went oh[5:10:33] God guys, I[5:10:36] mean really that was like the worst of Green Day because[5:10:40] they're there I mean like[5:10:43] American Idiot and[5:10:45] 21st century that one I mean[5:10:47] The songs are not punk. I get the punk spirit is in there. They have great melodies, but the great[5:10:54] melodies and harmonies[5:10:57] In other words, I'm not afraid to make an entertaining good record. What a crazy idea[5:11:02] You know, I mean the Beatles never never know what's gonna come out of this guy's mouth[5:11:07] And now he's taking it over to real time the producers. You're panicking[5:11:11] I saw a couple producers standing by the camera and a big wide shot with guys sweating, you know[5:11:16] They're worried about this guy. So please keep your eye on Bill Maher. What will he do next and again?[5:11:23] Did he[5:11:25] Love Green Day to begin with and commissioned them to do the new theme song[5:11:29] Or did they do this new theme song and now that's the band he likes because they worked with him, right?[5:11:37] Which one is it? We gotta find out[5:11:40] What a waste of Green Day, you know[5:11:42] That was a very bad Green Day and what is but the guitar solos Green Day is not known for wild guitar solos at the end[5:11:48] Right. He had a lot of weird guitar solos going on there[5:11:53] Which Green Day never really did so, I don't know. I don't know much about new Green Day is Green Day out[5:11:59] They put out anything good lately. He thought that their last thing was father of all[5:12:07] Don't say that in front father of all it was because can we listen because they called it father of all[5:12:15] Motherfuckers, but then they couldn't put that on the cover. So now it's just father[5:12:19] What did you see there was something called something Brett the other day Brett Oh[5:12:24] our daily breath our daily Brett is[5:12:28] The name of what a clothing company restaurant by my old house in Calgary our daily Brett[5:12:36] And then what's Green Day's thing called father of mine?[5:12:40] What is it called father of all father of all can we hear some father of all please?[5:12:46] Maybe maybe they've had more substance. Well, let's see what the latest Green Day is because they got[5:12:52] creepy[5:12:54] father of all[5:12:56] That's not my type of stuff and it's just a shame. It's a shame, you know, the Green Day went so weird[5:13:02] They've got Nimrod 25th and now that's just a 25th anniversary. That means nothing. That's just a re-release of Nimrod[5:13:09] So what's the newest one that they've actually made? I just want to hear some of it[5:13:13] If this is a single they had in 2021, let's hear it 2021 what you call[5:13:21] Again Pollyanna Pollyanna, okay, 2021 Green Day. Let's hear[5:13:43] I[5:13:45] Want to kill themselves but I meant imagine being a professional musician for 35 years and you're just going done and and and and and[5:13:53] and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and[5:13:59] And then and then and then I would want to kill myself[5:14:02] That's what you're hearing there. I[5:14:05] Just don't understand why bands do this. They just want quick money. I mean to me you could make something even quicker[5:14:13] By just throwing a bunch of pots and pans like Lil Yachty's doing I I just don't understand[5:14:29] They'd be like falling asleep[5:14:37] Why[5:14:39] They need to be asked that it's time, you know, it's not enough[5:14:44] People like the older stuff. Well, why are you making this? Have you gone mad? I asked that's a weezer, too[5:14:53] It's just insane. Hey weezer's back, baby. They're not really back[5:14:57] All right. What else we got here? We've got a lot of stuff here. I know. Um, let me see[5:15:02] What's the best thing be the best thing?[5:15:04] We've got a lot I know Kumiya we should show Kumi. Yes. Yes. Yeah, you got this[5:15:08] Look at this Kevin Brennan quits Kumiya again[5:15:12] is good[5:15:14] You cut to me we've got a lot of[5:15:17] People leaving compound media, you know compound media. This is big here on red bar[5:15:22] Mike version Anthony Kumiya, that's me verse Anthony Kumiya. I've always really[5:15:29] desired[5:15:30] to be the one that[5:15:32] finally really puts the last notch in this guy's reputation and I[5:15:41] You know with you know, let's disclose this I used to work for Anthony Kumiya[5:15:49] This is pretty crazy[5:15:51] Volunteer for him. Yeah, I volunteered for him. Listen to this show opiate[5:15:55] I'm gonna do the very shortest version of the story in the world because there are people who are here from[5:16:00] Salvo's news team got to explain it to them a little tune out[5:16:06] Anthony Kumiya was part of the Opie and Anthony show. He was the Anthony from that show out of New York City[5:16:13] Very famous show very big. He got very big and popular[5:16:17] Anthony was fired many many years ago for[5:16:22] Calling a black person a savage on Twitter. This was far before anybody had been[5:16:28] Really canceled for and this was before cancel culture[5:16:32] He was in Times Square taking photos of black people[5:16:36] And then this black woman got in a fight with him and he went on Twitter and did this whole rant about how they're savages[5:16:43] They aren't people[5:16:45] so[5:16:47] XM radio[5:16:49] fired[5:16:50] Anthony and about a year or two later Anthony opens up his own[5:16:55] Network in his own podcast called[5:16:58] which is now called compound media and[5:17:01] Still when he opened it everybody still had high hopes for Anthony because he was a pretty big celebrity[5:17:06] This was before all these crap influencers who came in and went so he was still a big name[5:17:13] In radio and that was a big deal in New York City and it was syndicated. It was a big deal[5:17:19] So he opens his network and people think this could be you know[5:17:22] they still knew him as the Anthony from Opie and Anthony the successful guy and[5:17:27] we[5:17:29] Were on that very network[5:17:33] alongside[5:17:34] Gavin McInnes[5:17:37] Before he started the proud boys, you know the proud boys the group from the news[5:17:43] The leader of the proud boys was my co-worker[5:17:46] I met him for dinner. I had filled in for Gavin a few times[5:17:50] When he was out doing something else and then the compound media people saw me and they gave me my own show on compound[5:17:59] media remember this[5:18:01] and then[5:18:03] Very shortly after I got the show they started sending me emails telling me I had to stop talking about certain people[5:18:10] You know, I would do you know a red bar is we sit around we talked about and we started bashing this comedian that compound[5:18:17] Media was friends with Joe matter Reese[5:18:21] And Joe matter Reese's wife was so mad that I was giving Joe so much stress that she called[5:18:30] compound media and told Anthony Kumiya and the other guys there that I[5:18:35] You got to shut this guy up. He's on your network. He's talking about Joe[5:18:39] He's driving Joe nuts. So they yelled at me about that told me I couldn't talk about that[5:18:45] They sent me many more emails throughout the time. I worked with them telling me certain things. I couldn't talk about[5:18:51] They didn't want me saying the n-word[5:18:54] They thought that was lowbrow. I[5:18:56] can't believe it and[5:18:59] they were also their tagline was the free speech network and[5:19:03] They kept telling me what I couldn't and couldn't say so I said listen, that's fine[5:19:10] It's just not gonna work. We're gonna quit and then when we quit they did the thing that you've seen[5:19:17] People do you can't believe people actually do this we quit and then the next day they came on their network telling[5:19:23] Everybody that they fired us[5:19:25] That[5:19:27] Was the moment I knew oh, I'm not just dealing with guys. I don't like I'm dealing with liars[5:19:34] real[5:19:35] liars and if they could lie[5:19:38] You know and all we had all the receipts we had all the emails showing when I quit[5:19:44] And their response to that and everything and they still went on the air and said I was fired[5:19:50] so that's a very short version and that's I bring that up because[5:19:54] You[5:19:56] Know there's a big difference between not liking somebody and somebody that's willing to tell a lie and[5:20:03] When I saw that Kumiya was a liar, not just a guy that maybe I it wasn't gonna work out with but he's a liar[5:20:11] It was my job my life's mission to now bust him on every little lie[5:20:16] and find him doing all these little things and boy did we and[5:20:21] Years went on and this was the fucking Kumiya show[5:20:24] I mean it was day in and day out Kumiya incidents[5:20:28] this guy did it all every bad thing a person could do he's done it all and[5:20:33] We've watched as Gavin left the network. I left the network Legion of skanks left the network[5:20:42] Aaron Berg has left the network and we cut to a time now[5:20:47] Where Kumiya is really left with no, but he's got this big network. He's paying for a big studio in[5:20:53] New York City[5:20:55] He's got a lot of money that he's paying for this whole operation to stay afloat and literally right now. It's just him[5:21:03] We got a photo of it[5:21:05] Look at this[5:21:07] Wait till you see the schedule now. I mean, this is pretty bleak. So again, this is like watching Brian Callen fuse go down. We're going[5:21:16] We're witnessing in real time. This is it. So are these the shows here? Oh, yeah[5:21:23] At the top there's a carousel it went away. This was yeah, look at this[5:21:28] So you've got the bill. Okay, Bill Schultz is still with him. Let's get no views[5:21:33] You've got Bill Schultz. You've got the dump. What is this? I think they show the shows below here. Look at this[5:21:41] You've got the dump with Steve[5:21:45] Conte does anyone know what that is?[5:21:49] You've got that James and again, these are all like Kumiya's little New York's guys for I mean they're pulling in maybe[5:21:57] 20 to 30 views[5:21:59] for these shows[5:22:01] You've got the wet spot. This is what their biggest show right now Chrissy Marr[5:22:04] She's the president's dealer Chrissy Marr is the biggest star of the network[5:22:08] Chrissy boy if I got a deal for you today[5:22:11] Keep listening Chrissy. I got a deal for you. And then of course in hot water broke up. You saw Aaron Burko[5:22:19] That was their other big show, but they're really left with nothing. Oh, yeah, Dave Landau left. Dave Landau was Kumiya's co-host[5:22:25] He is now Steven Crowder's co-host[5:22:31] And he's very upset that he's not getting any of the 50 million I[5:22:35] Hear Dave Landau might not be coming back[5:22:38] Dave Landau might be nowhere now[5:22:40] So Kumiya is really left with no one and one of the last guys he had and it was bringing in[5:22:45] Oh, you're getting ads for Invicta[5:22:47] No on Kumiya. Look how shitty Kumiya's site is[5:22:52] Kumiya's site. This is real[5:22:55] Anthony Kumiya's site is[5:22:58] So shitty that it has targeted banner ads all over. I mean, look at this[5:23:04] This is the website[5:23:07] Targeted banner it like old-school banner ads from sites from a long ago and[5:23:12] The main ad that I'm being targeted with already[5:23:17] Just from telling the Aaron Berg story Aaron Berg, of course was on in hot water[5:23:22] And now I'm getting ads on compound media for Aaron Berg's watch that we just went over[5:23:30] That's nuts. That's cheap[5:23:32] How much money you think he makes from that[5:23:35] I mean how much money would these banner ads have to pay for you to junk up your site?[5:23:43] They're the cheapest ads you could add to your site look at this down here you got this recycle sign look protected by[5:23:50] Recaptcha, I mean the site's a mess. It really shows how low they went. They've really gotten I don't know again like Brian Callan[5:23:57] I don't know how he's paying the bills[5:24:00] But you got to see the latest their last guy Neil Brennan's brother Kevin Brennan, okay, we all know Kevin[5:24:08] He was their last show and this all kind of came out the other day. This was so heartwarming and fun to watch[5:24:16] Let's see this Kumiya yells by Kevin Brennan. Should I just open this first link here from Facebook?[5:24:21] Yeah, that's like the long video we watched. Yeah, this was so funny. Kevin Brennan no longer with Kumiya and[5:24:28] Kumiya is kind of at its wits end[5:24:31] With all this let's Kumiya starts to get all frustrated. It's very cute[5:24:39] Back and it's Thursday, which normally means and my throat is still fucked up. So, you know, look at this monster. Sorry[5:24:46] Thursday, usually we have this is the same guy. We caught him following multiple[5:24:52] 13 and[5:24:54] 14-year-old girls on his Instagram account like bikini babe. Why did you say that right after I just said[5:25:00] Well, we got to remind people you got to remind people[5:25:05] If you go to his Twitter[5:25:07] Apartment boss on Twitter you will see the craziest[5:25:12] nominee and[5:25:14] Word stuff you've ever seen[5:25:17] He's a legit monster. I mean we don't have any proof that he's a pedophile[5:25:22] But[5:25:24] I pretty much would bet everything I have that he is[5:25:28] He's the closest we've got[5:25:31] to a real[5:25:33] Human pedophile[5:25:35] So remember you always got to remember that[5:25:38] He took a 17 year old girl[5:25:42] to her prom or his prom or some fucking school dance and[5:25:48] The 17 year old girl's parents him looking like this[5:25:53] Allowed him to take their daughter. He got written consent from the parents and they all took a picture before the event. It was him[5:26:00] who's in his 60s a[5:26:02] 17 year old girl and the girl's parents allowed it because he was Anthony Kumiya from the radio they[5:26:09] Allowed their daughter to go on a date with him and have sex probably[5:26:13] Oh if you have sex with a 17 year old girl at this age you're a pedophile[5:26:20] And she looked like 15. She had like braces pigtails. She was like a nerd kid[5:26:27] What about this is real? Yeah, Kumiya manor[5:26:31] It's Kumiya and whatever his heart desires. Kumiya manor whatever type of girls he wants and they just do whatever the fuck they want[5:26:39] And we get to film it. Yeah, I love it. All right, what's our first time Kumiya? You feel like seven minutes seven minutes[5:26:45] This is a good tape[5:26:47] You get to see Kumiya crushed again. We're gonna see his dreams crushed. We're gonna see his emotions[5:26:52] Seven minutes in let's get kicking. Take the umbrella. Oh, he's sitting here with Jim Florentine another bum. I[5:26:59] Heard this guy's really scared of me. This is another guy's making no money[5:27:04] He admits here later in the show that he does stand-up shows and he gets paid 25 bucks up an appearance[5:27:10] That's his fee when he does a show in New York[5:27:14] 25 bucks[5:27:16] So that's why he's hanging out with Kumiya every day. He's got to take whatever he had. He got very little money[5:27:21] Put it away for a few right? Yeah. Yeah, you walk through the tunnel[5:27:25] He's fucking I don't know. He told me look I I got no qualms. See what he said. Oh[5:27:32] Yeah, so this started off so Kevin Brennan in this old-timer another junky junky[5:27:40] Dirt baggy guy. What is his name?[5:27:44] Bob Levy he calls himself. He goes by the Reverend Bob Levy[5:27:51] He's this old shitty man an icon in stand-up comedy maybe 30 years ago[5:27:58] He had some traction with some of the other famous comics so his name was carried along[5:28:04] He's nothing now. He's another one of these[5:28:07] You know, I they're one level above homeless really all these guys[5:28:12] You sounded like him there when you said that Jim Florentine. Yeah, so you've got Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan[5:28:19] I guess they do a show together on compound media and[5:28:22] They both called Kumiya today saying they're not coming in today and here's what happened[5:28:28] I think that they were just gonna be guests and that they're like recurring guests. Oh, that's it[5:28:32] They don't have a show there[5:28:33] I don't think so remember Kevin quit his show at compound years ago, but then I think he got another one[5:28:38] I don't know. He wasn't on the list. Well, here it is. I[5:28:43] Don't think I'm telling tales out of school. What is that that old saying? Let's say see my messages[5:28:51] If they were just gonna be a guest on a show this is even more ridiculous[5:28:54] That's what I thought correct me. Well, were they paid the guests or something co-hosts?[5:29:00] Yeah, I think so. It wasn't he paying him 100 bucks a week[5:29:02] Maybe that you know how he has a show with Gavin once a week[5:29:05] Maybe they come on like once they come on once a week and he pays them a hundred bucks a week to be on[5:29:10] Okay, that's the story. Let's just stick with that[5:29:12] Sure[5:29:15] It's Twitter, where is he there is so there are yeah, he's on live right now and Kevin and Bob aren't there. Okay, boomer[5:29:26] Anthony I[5:29:28] Won't be making it up today. This is Bob. Sorry for being last-minute[5:29:32] But I'm going more full-time with Brennan and Julie from home[5:29:36] Now that doesn't kind of explain not showing up today or it being short-term notice today[5:29:43] If that's what you want to pursue and do now, that's fine. This is prerogative[5:29:49] He's a big boy. He does his own shit. I get that[5:29:53] But but what you're doing a show right now with Shuli and Brennan, I don't know but[5:29:59] That kind of doesn't explain that not showing up today[5:30:02] But it seems like it's a lot easier to do a show when you don't have to leave your house[5:30:05] And I understand to come here, but it's at some point standing[5:30:08] Yeah, when these these guys say they're doing a show at home. They're on the Brady Bunch here with the four zoom squares[5:30:15] These losers they're sitting there for 700 people taking super chats[5:30:20] So the idea here the theory is these two old-timers who didn't show up today[5:30:25] They'd rather sit at home and do their zoom show for super chat money[5:30:30] The super chat money pays more than the hundred dollars a week[5:30:35] Kumiya was able to pay[5:30:37] So they'd rather sit at home and collect the super chats[5:30:40] Even if they break even they'd rather get a hundred bucks sitting on their ass at home where in their[5:30:45] Xbox mics[5:30:48] Then pay for parking and believe me a lot of this not coming in business is because they got to pay for transportation[5:30:55] these are the type of guys who[5:30:58] They'll do something like that over a $20 thing that they'll lose they're not gonna lose 20 bucks[5:31:02] And I mean this podcast has 900 patrons. Yeah. Well, that's pretty big too. What's 900 times three?[5:31:11] Still a lot of money for Kevin Brennan[5:31:13] Split so we gotta leave your fucking house. You got that at some point. You have to some point you gotta you gotta go back[5:31:22] I'm doing I'm gonna[5:31:24] $25 tonight at the stand. Yeah, I like 730 to do a show you go[5:31:28] I get a lot more than that, but I'm like art. It's New York City. Yeah doesn't even cover ever all my expenses[5:31:33] No shit, but it's also I don't hold them for hostage. Go. Look. I'm not showing up. I'm only getting 25[5:31:38] He's like, well Robert Kelly's getting 25 too. Yeah, I hope not. I hope nobody's doing comedy for $25[5:31:45] What is the excuse behind that? I mean you guys need to unionize. What are you doing?[5:31:49] You're telling me you go to a comedy club that's charging tickets at the door[5:31:53] They're selling drinks and they're handing you $25 as a 68 year old entertainer.[5:32:00] I mean, that's probably as pathetic as it gets. This isn't the old days. You're not getting any exposure[5:32:05] From doing a 35 seater in New York City getting $25. Your days of getting exposure are over fellas[5:32:14] You need a job[5:32:15] You know and Aaron Berg's getting $25 too. So you want more? It's the right right[5:32:20] Aaron Berg if he does a three and a half shows he could finally save up to get a[5:32:25] Fourth watch after buying two and getting one free[5:32:29] Yeah[5:32:30] Bob Kelly just opened for Louie in Chicago to a packed house. I'm sure he made more than 25 bucks[5:32:36] but[5:32:37] It's it's part of the deal of you know, comedy clubs, especially New York City[5:32:42] Especially a name club like the Stan you're gonna get some in front of an audience. You could try it out a new shit[5:32:48] It's almost kind of a quid pro quo thing. You're getting something out of it[5:32:52] The comics are getting something out of doing. He's trying to justify. He's like, yeah[5:32:56] I only pay you a hundred bucks, but you're getting a lot out of it, but nobody is getting anything out of it[5:33:01] You see nobody watches[5:33:03] Anthony Kumiya's show on compound media. I mean, I can't imagine there's more than a couple hundred views per episode anymore[5:33:11] A stage time at the stand and then this idea 25 bucks, whatever[5:33:16] That's what it was[5:33:17] Like, you know if you were a comic and you didn't come into the city because you're making a lot of money on the road[5:33:21] You know, hey, I'm making $1,200 for a weekend. Why would I come in and make $10 at the comic strip on a Monday?[5:33:26] It's like it's not about that. It's about being seen and on TV. So those guys are like, no, I'm not I don't get paid[5:33:32] I'm not doing that so they never came in and then you know me and Norton came in from the beginning[5:33:36] We drive in from Jersey like three times a week[5:33:39] It's what we need to do, you know[5:33:40] And just hang out at the clubs and hopefully they'll put us on and eventually they did but that's what you got to take[5:33:44] The fucking bullet on that shit the bullet[5:33:47] Depressing and dusty that would be to be these guys some guys said that he's gonna explain the situation and this is what he said[5:33:53] Yeah, Kumiya claim no podcast pay guests, which is why he stopped having him on[5:34:00] Brennan's point is that you put him on payroll for a hundred dollars a week as a quote-unquote guest[5:34:06] So that's not really a guest. Yeah, that's more of a co-host[5:34:10] Right. So okay, but take what they're paying. I still work for serious doing our show on Ozzie's bone[5:34:16] You know, I get paid shit, but I just like doing it. Yeah, and if I got whatever that's another[5:34:20] That's not a lot of money. Well, Kevin wants to be paid. He doesn't want to do it for free[5:34:26] He's not getting any exposure you see this ain't the bone you heard[5:34:31] Okay[5:34:33] This is far from the boneyard on Sirius XM, which probably has a very small viewership as well money[5:34:41] It's not it's still I've been doing it for 10 years. There's still not a lot of money, but whatever[5:34:44] I get to plug my gigs and fuck eggs. That's it. You enjoy doing it like silly me[5:34:50] I thought Kevin Brennan was actually having some fun here. Oh, I don't know. Is he capable?[5:34:54] He can he can have so Kumi this is hurt Kumi and we see him here in this seat in this same set because he's[5:35:01] Never updated this set how many times have we sat here watching hurt Kumi? Uh, guys, this is hurt Kumi apart Wow[5:35:08] He doesn't it really cut deep. It does cuz you see it. Where is it?[5:35:13] Honestly, yeah, you'll see it through this. Let's watch some more fun and spurts. Yes. Yes. I mean like yeah[5:35:18] Yeah, very limited amounts of fun. It's it's a[5:35:23] Fun actually causes him physical pain. He's not able to have fun. So here's here's the rest of[5:35:30] believe II believe II files[5:35:32] Yeah, Brennan's Julie from home. It has nothing to do with you, right? I[5:35:38] Love you[5:35:40] And all you've done for me, it's just business did he put in parentheses[5:35:45] I don't want to burn a bridge with you and I want to make it perfectly clear. None of this is[5:35:50] business[5:35:52] It is old men[5:35:55] Playing around there's no business happening here or Kevin show or with Bob Levy[5:36:01] You're all out of business. In fact[5:36:05] It would be better to sell all this stuff and move away[5:36:10] No, he did not[5:36:12] Kind of reading through that. Yeah, it seems like that's the message. Yeah, like look, I don't want to fuck shit up[5:36:18] But you know, I'm running with just in case I want to come back and you know in a month or so and go[5:36:23] You know what? I should go back and have a fucking a[5:36:27] Club in Jersey with Brennan. I if I go on your show and Brennan's shitting on it and say it could cause problems[5:36:34] He didn't say that I'm paraphrasing[5:36:38] If it's cool[5:36:39] I would love to be able to do a show with you when I figure my day off[5:36:44] Because I have so much fun up there with you, I'll see you next week in Rochester[5:36:48] Yeah, we're doing the dabble con up in Rochester[5:36:52] We'll have a blast. Love you brother. And I mean that I put yeah[5:36:57] Alright kind of blows but business. That was my answer to that. Oh cuz look look at him. I[5:37:05] I've been[5:37:07] I've been the nice guy for fucking years sitting here. I have been[5:37:11] I've just let people do whatever they want and I get because I understand a lot of it is business and[5:37:18] And in this business, it doesn't work like every other place or business. It's just what it is. So I'm fine. Look[5:37:26] Gavin Gavin's one of my dearest friends and[5:37:30] He one day just decided to get up and leave and go somewhere else because he wasn't under contract here[5:37:38] Now I probably should have had everyone sign these[5:37:41] Steadfast fucking locked in contracts. Oh you want to go that?[5:37:45] Well, you can't you're under contract and then you have a miserable fuck sitting there doing a shitty show[5:37:50] And yeah, and and I don't want to be the guy that was the other guy on when I was signing a deal[5:37:57] Okay, then don't run a network idiot[5:38:01] You have to if you're running a business you kind of have to run a business[5:38:05] You know or don't complain whenever he leaves and now you're stuck with this hundred thousand dollar a month bill[5:38:10] And it's just your show trying to bring in the bucks now and go fuck now. I'm locked into this thing[5:38:17] I understand that you want to do something else. Feel free to do it[5:38:20] I get it, but there's a way to do it and there's another way that makes it seem like you're fucking somebody[5:38:26] We're taking advantage of someone's good fucking nature[5:38:30] Yes, and and I've kind of felt that way over the course of the years with a few people. Oh, so, um while I understand[5:38:38] Bob that it's business and I do understand that[5:38:43] So was cutting off a horse's head and shoving into Walt's his bed[5:38:46] That was business very New York Johnny Fontaine can get the pot in that picture. These guys saw the Sopranos still[5:38:54] But while I understand business[5:38:56] This is kind of fucked up[5:38:58] Right up until I got that what I just read you today[5:39:03] Levy was coming in right up until I read on Twitter last night[5:39:08] That Brennan wasn't coming in Brennan was coming in. So that's how little of respect these guys have for you[5:39:15] They're gonna tell you they're not coming in mid show, you know, love you. Bye[5:39:21] and now they're streaming on their own site on YouTube and[5:39:25] And while I love the fact that Jim is here[5:39:28] You know, we were hoping that it was gonna be four guys[5:39:33] Shitting on each other. Yes. Yeah, that's ready all fucking right, right[5:39:38] So yeah, that's kind of the situation now, so I don't fucking know drink that beer[5:39:43] I know, you know, look people in entertainment podcasting comedy, whatever[5:39:49] I know they're not the most responsible motherfuckers in the world. I get it like to go out have a little fun and[5:39:55] you know, we're kind of[5:39:57] Spur of the moment, whatever it is. You're all in your 50s and 60s now[5:40:02] The being not responsible and spur of the moment that was years and years and years ago[5:40:07] That's all over with but there's so much fucking unnecessary drama going on[5:40:13] Oh, let me say let me say this is good[5:40:17] Here we go go[5:40:19] Kevin what's up, and it's not Brennan. Hey, what's going on?[5:40:23] I just want to let you know that Brennan Levy and the great Chad Zumach are going the ways of the oaks there and[5:40:29] Working for super chats right now at the live show on YouTube at the exact same time your show started[5:40:35] Okay, so here they are they're live[5:40:39] They were supposed to be on his show. He's bitching about them not being here. Here are the boys are[5:40:45] In their square. Look how guilty they all look. Here's Bob Levy[5:40:52] Here's this Chad Zumach. I don't even like to mention his name[5:40:55] I don't even like for him to know that I know he exists this loser[5:40:59] I do not know his name and here's Kevin Brennan again, very guilty bunch[5:41:05] They're in their state. Look at Bob Levy's set up with the little lights coming down. That's very nice[5:41:12] That's what it's like a fake background. Oh[5:41:15] So none of them have a nice look at this twelve point five million dollar out[5:41:19] Yeah, I thought he was in like a really you know how like when rich people, you know how when rich people zoom[5:41:26] They never really pick a flattering wall to be in front of but you can kind of get the idea that it's part of a[5:41:32] Really expensive house. That's kind of what I thought he had going on there, you know, but no, of course not. That's all fake[5:41:41] All right. Let's see what happens. Oh there. Oh, is this their show right now? Oh[5:41:45] My god right now. Thanks for the heads up. Could you turn up the volume?[5:41:50] Perfect time you doing that show he goes. No, I'm not he goes. I'm not really hanging out there anymore[5:41:55] He goes I'm up for something at SNL. So Kumiya has tuned in live and[5:42:00] There he tuned in right at the right time because they're talking about him and look at Kumiya. Look how nervous she is down here[5:42:08] Look at him. Look at that screen[5:42:10] The pain of a thousand burrows back here[5:42:16] You know, look at his face[5:42:19] Watching this so let's hear he's get so he gets to watch[5:42:23] His own hell so I thought it was like a writer gig. I didn't know anyway, so[5:42:29] He goes what were they paying you there?[5:42:32] So he tunes in he just they just happen to be shitting on compound media talking about the pay[5:42:38] And I told him and then he goes he goes yeah[5:42:41] We were I was making like 250 a week or something cuz they they I guess they paid him him and his friend[5:42:48] Tommy Pope they that is just 500 so so everybody leaves their customer Landau fucking left[5:42:56] Landau left. Oh and look at Kumiya down here reacting. I got to keep showing you him[5:43:01] Look at him. He's got his hands out[5:43:03] You[5:43:05] Should stay on him because Kevin just let you can imagine what he looks like. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, let's just stay on him[5:43:11] That's a great idea. Yeah, let's stay on Kumiya's reaction. This is perfect[5:43:17] Everybody leaves everybody leaves cuz they're cheap as fuck[5:43:21] They always make things like the Jews and the doing that the Jew characters and she'll ease a Jew and and[5:43:28] Drew's a Jew they're cheap as fuck over there. They're literally cheap as fuck[5:43:33] Imagine this is why you don't tune in live dummy[5:43:38] So yeah, this guy's going yeah[5:43:40] they're always making fun of the Jews and how cheap Jews are they're cheaper than any Jew I've ever met and[5:43:46] Kumiya's outraged of course[5:43:48] So everybody leaves cuz they don't pay[5:43:51] They don't pay watch. Yes. This is like inception right now. I'm watching Anthony[5:43:56] Oh every time somebody's watching somebody else. They gotta say this is like inception. It ain't like inception[5:44:02] It never was it's just some screens. You got to get over it, please[5:44:08] We don't need to hear how it's like[5:44:11] inception[5:44:12] He's watching us[5:44:15] This is who's paying more than we're paying over here[5:44:20] Who's fucking paying more than we're paying over here for shows[5:44:25] They're not they make deals. You have to have a patreon you have to have sponsors[5:44:30] The company themselves aren't paying people[5:44:35] Zuma can shut the fuck up. Yeah that little[5:44:39] He's bad[5:44:41] I think Chad's on your side. I don't know. He knows but no, I want to ask Bob. That's Bob. How many?[5:44:47] How much does he get paid to go on a podcast?[5:44:52] Like Gina Bisconti and fucking Bill Schultz make more than that like I know that[5:44:58] There's human garbage they're like literally I have nowhere to go that's the only reason they're still there they have nowhere to go[5:45:04] They have nowhere to go[5:45:05] There's human garbage[5:45:07] The only reason they're out look at that full sip that is a sip of beer[5:45:12] PG Matty in the chat says how is kumia still in the balding process?[5:45:17] I know it's really like how is he not like I don't know. I have no idea what's going on[5:45:23] Incredible look at that beer sip eyes wide open staring down the barrel of a beer as if he's gonna commit suicide[5:45:31] With the beer[5:45:33] Well, let's watch kumia watch himself. Take it in the ass[5:45:38] They don't pay them. Well, Bill Schultz has a roommate in a windowless apartment[5:45:46] Host of his morning show Bill Schultz. He has a room in a windowless apartment[5:45:53] And kumi is sitting there now, isn't it embarrassing your guy?[5:45:56] He makes this guy do five days a week as their two-hour morning show every day[5:46:00] Shouldn't he have enough money to get an apartment?[5:46:04] Apartment since he's done a show here window. I'm paying him enough for a windowless apartment[5:46:08] He had it when he was doing red-eye. Yeah. Yeah[5:46:11] Gina Bisconti lived on Kevin Nabrowski couch. It's one day[5:46:15] I remember why it's my responsibility to make sure these people are housed and fed[5:46:19] It's my responsibility to make sure these people are housed and fed[5:46:23] How about don't work with people who are that close to the edge?[5:46:26] How about if you want to be on the radio?[5:46:28] You gotta have a house to live in you gotta have yourself an apartment[5:46:34] You got to be able to buy food. That's what we're talking about here. And these guys were all approaching 60[5:46:40] This is the best thing I've ever seen. This is exactly how I wanted it to end[5:46:45] You know a mess like this[5:46:48] Fucking[5:46:49] On the Upper West Side and he goes yeah, I got my own bathroom own fucking[5:46:55] Bedroom[5:46:58] On my show you weren't doing the show open mic four days a week[5:47:04] If I was paying him $100 do our show by himself four days a week. Of course. I did at one point[5:47:11] How much did he make busy rock? Of course, he's not here[5:47:17] How much did I pay Kevin Brennan for his four day a week show or did he do one day one day a week?[5:47:23] I think two days a week. Oh, then he started doing two. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, what did we pay him then?[5:47:29] There wasn't just $100. I remember he was mad because we wanted to[5:47:34] He was doing an hour and a half twice a week[5:47:37] And we wanted to make it an hour twice a week. Yeah pay him the same amount and he got mad[5:47:42] Good[5:47:44] Doing less time. He got paid to save. I don't know what it was, but I remember that and by the way the land out thing[5:47:51] There's something Brennan. He talks out his fucking asshole[5:47:55] He doesn't understand land out left because they offered him a fuckload of money over there[5:48:00] I'll tell you I was paying Landau a hundred thousand a year[5:48:06] Fucking land I was making a hundred thousand a year. That's good there and do that's good fucking money[5:48:11] That's cheap. Fuck off. That's it. Now. I'm out with Brennan. Oh fucking wants to come back here[5:48:18] He can't I'm done with Kevin Brennan. They're done. Yes, holy fuck[5:48:26] $100 $100 you're a guest on my show out of the kindness of my heart. I gave you money for gas[5:48:33] Holy shit[5:48:35] Jesus fucking Christ. Yes[5:48:37] Bring[5:48:38] Your kid with you. It wasn't a problem[5:48:41] Compound daycare center all fucking hours and then I'm a piece of shit[5:48:47] Holy fuck Brennan. Oh[5:48:49] my god[5:48:52] And poor Levi he saddled with that and he's choosing, you know, good go go there go there[5:48:59] I know the patreon is fuck just like a movie. No good. Go there. That's great[5:49:05] This is what I want to hear and this happens every day compound almost every episode. There's some big battle[5:49:11] Do you think also me actually paid Landau 100k? I don't know[5:49:15] I hope Landau comes on cuz I was only getting paid 60k[5:49:21] That would be great. It's also that was a lot of Kumi. I actually did do the biggest check[5:49:25] Yes ever just to Dave land. It's like what kind of idiot and then he just left Dave Landau must be going[5:49:31] I must have what I must be like a magical bear[5:49:35] Crowder wants me Kumi is pain. Why would anyone give that guy a dime?[5:49:39] She watched Landau's sketch. Yeah, that's great. All right, let's hear some more[5:49:43] Um and shit and I wonder why you want to celebrate with me guys. I wonder why[5:49:51] If it's $200 is that that's not gonna be enough, of course now if it's 250 that won't be enough[5:49:57] I'll be out of its 300 of course not[5:49:59] Do you hear what they're saying?[5:50:00] If it's 200 that wouldn't be enough and then if it was 210 that probably wouldn't be enough with these guys[5:50:07] Yeah, most people don't get like nudged over the edge from $10 increments of a pay raise[5:50:14] You hear what this guy's saying? This is how poor these people have become. I love[5:50:18] Watching these guys get broke. I mean, it's like the funnest thing I could ever think of[5:50:23] Never enough. And then it's like I gotta come in two days a week[5:50:26] And then I gotta come in three days a week. How am I coming in four days? So it's never gonna be enough[5:50:30] That's how like Jackie the joke man ruined his career[5:50:32] He always wanted more and whether it was a comedy club or a discern show whenever we negotiate he would always sit out[5:50:38] I want more. I want more more comedy club. He won 300 more dollars every time. Give me 300[5:50:43] Give me 500 like come on fucking relax. Everything was fucking dandy[5:50:47] This guy's living in some old-time money times. This guy wanted 300 $500[5:50:54] That's like yes. That's a very low payment[5:51:00] I mean this guy was getting up there. He was like, I want $300 to perform. Are you kidding me?[5:51:06] It's like no, that's a very very low amount of cash[5:51:12] And he just gotta keep fucking pushing and I swear you love that part. Listen to that. They just gotta keep fucking pushing[5:51:21] Isn't this great? I mean it really gets worse and worse. You don't even have to do anything[5:51:24] You just sit back and every year we get a call me a thing every time give me 300[5:51:29] Give me 500 like relax. Everything was fucking dandy[5:51:34] And then he just gotta keep fucking pushing. I swear to you how many fucking times I say[5:51:41] And I'll still say Brennan's a funny motherfucker. I think he's extremely funny[5:51:45] But holy fuck is did that a damaged individual? Oh[5:51:51] The guy doesn't know when someone's actually sincerely enjoying his company[5:51:58] Appreciating what he does. He just got to turn around like a fucking pit bull and grip someone's throat out[5:52:05] The guy was petting you he was feeding you something. What do it? Oh, it's a pit bull. Oh, okay[5:52:10] And now I understand why you turn around and rip the throat out of the guy that was patting them on the head[5:52:15] That's Brennan. You pat him on the head. He rips you fucking throw it out. Oh[5:52:20] fucking fuck[5:52:22] Fuck you[5:52:23] And Levi look look, I'll have you on the show if you want to be on the show[5:52:27] Okay, Levi's welcome to come on the show and what the weather is. Yeah, right right on the weather that plenty of bags[5:52:33] over your head if you want to[5:52:37] Scrunchie for the neck do I just feel like I'm being fucking you know, what am I the bitch over here?[5:52:44] What is this a brothel compound brothel? Yes, sir. I[5:52:49] I don't think it has anything to do with money every time he comes[5:52:52] Gets in trouble at home with his wife cuz he's having fun drinking. He does. I think he's not allowed to come here anymore[5:53:00] So he's making an excuse instead of saying I keep dreaming keep dreaming. All right, were there any more parts from this?[5:53:06] I think the rest was just the usual great stuff. We love to see it[5:53:10] Let us know what happens with that every time we check in with those guys. It's a blast[5:53:14] We should read a couple Denny tweets. Yes[5:53:17] Send them over. You got some good ones this week. They're next up. How's Josh's COVID doing?[5:53:23] I heard he's been complaining about COVID for quite some times. Oh, he does sports now[5:53:29] All right, let's check in with Josh Denny. Of course red bars one of our biggest fools here[5:53:35] You know lies upon lies upon lies. It really doesn't end with Denny. Let's see this one. Have I seen this one?[5:53:42] I'm not sure[5:53:43] TMZ says several high school students football players were hospitalized after their coach allegedly made them do 400 push-ups as punishment[5:53:52] Yeah, I could see that. I was just thinking about this the other day[5:53:55] You know after doing a fairly light chest and tries day, of course[5:54:02] I was thinking you know[5:54:03] Why is the army doing this to the soldiers like when they say drop and give me 200 push-ups?[5:54:09] What if you got to go into war the next day these guys are gonna be all sore[5:54:13] you're probably not giving him any sort of[5:54:16] post-workout, you know[5:54:19] Stuff for recovery, you know, you're just making these guys to 200[5:54:23] I mean, they're really they're gonna have tear all their muscles there. Their shoulders are gonna be all fucked up[5:54:28] So really I would say that's not that's more of a punishment for you[5:54:31] You've just lost a soldier tomorrow in case the horses are weaker. Yeah, your forces are weaker[5:54:38] I don't know why that's allowed. So there should be no more of these drop and gimmes[5:54:43] But let's see what Denny says. He says when I was a kid playing sports in the 90s. This was commonplace[5:54:50] Whether it was martial arts football or ice hockey[5:54:53] Our coaches would punish us if you dared to complain to your mom or dad[5:54:58] They'd call you a faggot and tell you to stop crying and get back to work[5:55:03] That never happened. He didn't play sports in the 90s. So he did martial arts football and ice hockey[5:55:11] He was also in a band back then. He also was the creator of Crocs[5:55:16] Apparently, okay. That's a nice Denny one, right? It's a good Denny. All right, let's see this next one[5:55:22] He could produce a movie. This one's called look at this one[5:55:26] It's Josh Denny. Oh, nope. Do not block[5:55:30] No one has made a decent scripted comedy in ten years[5:55:34] I have zero filmmaking experience and I bet I could shoot something under 1 million[5:55:41] They would easily make 20 times that theatrically[5:55:50] Theatrically[5:55:51] Wait, wait, wait, listen to this. He's saying his I bet I could easily shoot something under 1 million[5:55:56] That would easily make 20 times that theatrically[5:56:01] Okay, I get fun and then he goes in a fantasy mode he does some additions listen to this I get final edit[5:56:08] No studio slash production notes, and if I fail you could kill me[5:56:14] Whoa, the fantasies of this man. I mean to sit around it's almost like he hears something and[5:56:21] Then he goes, you know what I can make him and then while he's writing up the tweet[5:56:26] He gets lost in this fantasy of man if I was a director, you know what and I get final at it[5:56:33] It's like but they don't know you so the studio is just gonna give you this much[5:56:38] I mean, oh, I want to work together with Denny on this movie and it can be as him starring him[5:56:44] I will pay the 1 million dollar budget if we could make the movie about make the movie[5:56:51] About Denny and he gets to direct even write it and I would probably be exactly exactly what we want[5:56:58] Yeah about it. Yeah, that would be perfect. Okay. Here's another good good one. This was a really good one. I love this one[5:57:05] Out of nowhere Denny goes don't ask for my advice if you know, you're too much of a coward to take it[5:57:14] Well, what could have happened here, you know, what could have happened here?[5:57:18] Who did he give advice to so he gives advice to somebody and they didn't take it now he's mad at them[5:57:23] I've never heard of the advice you give and his vice is terrible by the way, like let's pretend Gavin comes to me[5:57:30] It's like shit. What do I do about?[5:57:34] You know this[5:57:35] Advertiser, you know, we really need the money, but this advertiser says if I talk about this one subject anymore[5:57:42] They're gonna go somewhere else and then Denny's like, oh turn the fuck off[5:57:48] We don't need any money right Gavin Gavin's like[5:57:52] Doesn't take the advice and now he's a coward[5:57:55] Denny's got all the answers. All right, and finally see Denny's less. Oh, he's he's Patrice[5:58:02] This one is called that this one should be good here[5:58:05] It is the industry wanted me to be a ginger Jim Gaffigan, but I've always been more of a white Patrice[5:58:14] Patrice O'Neill who was known as the best comic[5:58:17] Ever I'm fat vulgar and probably dead at 41. I[5:58:24] Mean that's about as cringe as it gets to go and click the edit. Oh, there's an edit for this one[5:58:30] Let's see that last edited 628 a.m[5:58:34] He's up at 628 a.m. Firing these off[5:58:39] Okay, and the edit was the industry wanted me to be a ginger Jim Gaffigan[5:58:45] But I've already been more of a white Patrice[5:58:49] Wait, what is the oh my god, look at this weight. This is incredible. Watch this[5:58:53] So the is this the original suite the white one? No, that's the edit. This is the edit[5:58:59] Yeah, and this is the new one. So that's the old one. That's the old one. Oh, this is the edit. Yeah, okay[5:59:05] So look at this. He goes the industry wanted me to be a ginger Jim Gaffigan[5:59:10] But I've always been more of a white Patrice fat vulgar and probably dead at 41[5:59:15] but[5:59:17] he originally tweeted fat vulgar and probably dead at 43 and[5:59:22] then he[5:59:24] edited the tweet because he found out that[5:59:28] His idol Patrice O'Neill actually died at 41[5:59:33] That's beautiful couldn't delete it because you wouldn't want to lose the[5:59:38] 138 likes[5:59:40] That would be bad for his score[5:59:42] You know this guy like here we could probably catch him doing it right now[5:59:45] His Twitter is amazing. By the way, follow him on Twitter. We're just in the span of one week[5:59:51] Okay here. Perfect. This is what I was going to show you watch this[5:59:55] Saying that we can't call things gay that aren't[5:59:59] Actually gay is gay[6:00:01] now we posted that 20 hours ago and[6:00:04] Then right away after about a couple hours[6:00:07] He retweets it. He does this every day[6:00:11] So he writes this saying that we can't call things gay that aren't actually gay is gay[6:00:17] He waits a little bit when he sees that he needs a little bit more likes on it. He retweets it[6:00:23] He thinks and he does this openly every day[6:00:26] He retweets every tweet of his that he thinks is a banger. He retweets[6:00:32] Half the day later in case you missed it, you know, I got a big problem with that and people are doing this openly[6:00:39] I got a big problem with people you see this all the time on Instagram[6:00:44] Comics will take a picture of their tweet where they owned someone or they really told it like it is and they'll[6:00:52] screenshot their tweet and post it on Instagram as to say like[6:00:59] Pretty good, huh? You see that action if you miss me on Twitter and it's always something like that. It's always something just I[6:01:05] I[6:01:07] Mean to me that's a psychosis[6:01:11] As bad as it gets you cannot do that[6:01:14] And if you see a comedian see an influencer do an Instagram if your tweet[6:01:19] Let them know you don't find that to be pretty good right down there go[6:01:23] Ew, you screenshot your tweet and posted it here in case we missed this brilliance[6:01:31] Wow[6:01:33] That will embarrass[6:01:35] The influencer that will embarrass the comedian and believe me they need to be embarrassed[6:01:42] More often seriously. I mean, this is pretty pretty pretty bad. We got old Denny lie about working out[6:01:49] That's okay. All right, what do we get next? No, that's okay. I really don't even like to talk about Denny anymore. He's beneath us[6:01:56] What do you got next for us Jules?[6:02:02] Yeah, come on. Keep it fun. Keep it light keep it[6:02:06] We still have a lot to do that was seriously just probably the first quarter of the show[6:02:10] We've got a long way to go here a long way to go. We've got some Delia stuff. Yes[6:02:16] This made me livid. You know how Dave Portney does his pizza reviews one bite[6:02:24] Pizza reviews one bite everyone knows the rules and then we saw hey big Mike come up with his burger reviews[6:02:32] Where he's just doing Dave Portney. Well, welcome to the next[6:02:35] one bite[6:02:37] The next guy you want to do his own reviews. You're not gonna believe who it is. I'll let it play[6:02:41] This is called one sip[6:02:44] coffee[6:02:45] reviews[6:02:47] Way to see who it is. One sip everyone knows the rules[6:02:53] One ship with Chris Delia[6:03:02] Use that new books Powell's use the new books that lead with the use because they have more they have about 17 million books in[6:03:07] There it's um, Chris Delia is outside a coffee shop now[6:03:11] doing coffee review[6:03:14] The same exact way Dave Portney does it he's calling it one sip instead of one bite[6:03:19] Why is this allowed? Well, let's see what he's got for us today one sip Powell's[6:03:27] Coffee, I can't wait to see how Powell's coffee is. Let's see believable[6:03:33] I've never seen a bigger bookstore[6:03:34] But a lot of people told me in Portland I should be hitting this coffee shop up that coffee shop up for my hit show[6:03:40] One sip and I will tell you this I wanted to come to this one because this bookstore has a really cool coffee shop there[6:03:48] And it's very Portland, you know people with blue hair[6:03:51] This is important blue hair can't tell if they're men or women and that's okay[6:03:55] But it's just very Portland and then also people with bandanas and people wearing Patagonia. Look, I got my shit right here. So[6:04:02] The two drinks that I go and we've got another issue here. We've got another issue. Here's Chris Delia[6:04:10] Just out of rehab[6:04:12] We found out that the entire time he was apologizing for cheating on his wife doing all this sick sex stuff[6:04:19] He was actually doing it the whole time. He never stopped[6:04:24] We zoom in Chris has now painted his nails black[6:04:32] Chris and it's like you're not the type of guy that paints their nails[6:04:37] You know every time I bring up when I see a guy painting his nails I go no no no and Jules goes[6:04:41] Yeah, that's what the young people do now[6:04:43] That's what Gen Z does. It's not it's what the weirdos[6:04:49] What the lonely weird attention-seeking[6:04:53] Huddy, yes, and then I asked her I go tell me any guy who paints his nails. What do you got Lil Huddy?[6:04:59] Pete Davidson[6:05:01] Who else?[6:05:03] Harry Styles Harry Styles, that's not Salome. Yes, exactly[6:05:08] So every guy isn't painting their nails it's not an option for a guy I want you to know that right now[6:05:14] This is not an option. It is if you're that type of guy[6:05:18] There's very little of that type of guy and even those types of guys are posing in some way. They're reaching out[6:05:25] They're reaching for straws[6:05:27] So why is Chris painting his nails? Why does a father of two? He's got another baby coming up convicted sex offender[6:05:37] Well, he's going to rehab for sex offending, okay[6:05:41] To me that's a conviction and why does he need to be painting his nails? Why does he need to be attracting zoomers?[6:05:49] Why do why does he need to be doing what young people are doing right now?[6:05:54] So that really bothered me. Let's watch a little[6:05:58] iDubbbz does this there's no wow, you know, that's what I mean[6:06:02] You could say oh all the people who who are the people that do this and are any of them any good[6:06:08] If this was something that people are doing I'd be doing it because it'd be cool[6:06:12] this is not cool painting your nails as a guy is a[6:06:16] cry for help and[6:06:18] Nothing more if you paint your nails as a guy you probably cut[6:06:22] You're a suicidal guy Pete Davidson painted his nails. He was very suicidal cut himself all over[6:06:29] That's why he gets all those tattoos to cover up the cut scars. I'm not kidding[6:06:33] That's what it is. And he also gets the tattoos because it's the feeling of cuts[6:06:38] He found a way to do cutting[6:06:41] Legally by getting I'm not joking[6:06:44] Is Chris D'Elia who by the way, Chris D'Elia is always crying soon every time we bust this guy. He tells the girl[6:06:51] I'm gonna commit suicide. Please don't expose me. I'll commit suicide and they go and they're so weak[6:06:57] They don't know how to say no to that[6:07:01] Maybe he is really suicidal in which case[6:07:07] Let's make fun of him for it. You cannot be suicidal. I'm sorry[6:07:12] A gay man's move. Let's see what he does[6:07:16] Come on, Chris. I got here are the ice-dispresso four shots[6:07:20] That's how I do it. And then I got the thing that they're known for which is the morning pill[6:07:24] So I'm a drink both of them and see what's up[6:07:26] Oh, no, first of all, I got it the merit of because we hate these tops, right?[6:07:30] We like the ones in the middle with the with the straw in the middle[6:07:32] But this one has the sippy cup[6:07:35] Paper straw very Portland didn't like it. Okay, so you're not gonna be a five you're not gonna be a drive these niggas to need to[6:07:42] do[6:07:43] tutorial[6:07:44] That's how he stuck with me. Remember when I told you that some black guy was commenting somewhere[6:07:50] I saw some black guy call out another black. I guess man. Why all these niggas doing tutorials now and that really hit me[6:07:57] I go. Yeah, why are all these people who you know comedians?[6:08:02] Singers actors. Why are they all needing to do tutorials online?[6:08:06] Why do they need to show you how they could cook something? Why do they need to show you how they do this?[6:08:11] Why is he doing coffee reviews?[6:08:14] And he's not adding anything. That's what I wanted to show you it Dave Portney is[6:08:20] Entertaining[6:08:21] He's a character watch what Chris does draw very Portland didn't like it[6:08:25] Okay, so you're not gonna be a five you're not gonna be a five because of the paper straw honestly fuck turtles[6:08:31] I don't care if they die because it's terrible[6:08:35] The paper straws their paper and they disintegrate and that's hacky, but it's true. So here we go with the espresso[6:08:42] And those painted nails we got more on the painted nails coming up[6:08:45] First impression not too bitter, which is great dude a lot of times espresso they fuck it up to bitter[6:08:54] And the aftertaste[6:08:57] Feels good feels nice. It feels really nice. This is a good one[6:09:01] I'm gonna go on to this before I rate it. Now. This is the morning pill[6:09:04] Look at we got to give it night, you know, they know what they're doing, right? They did a little flower[6:09:09] Looks a little bit like a vagina, but it's could there be a guy more depressed[6:09:13] He's walking around[6:09:15] Coffee so a haggard. Well, let's find out why he painted his nails[6:09:19] We tuned in to you know, and I bet none of you even watch this show. This is the golden hour[6:09:25] With crystal and he also talks about it in the other podcast or he talks about the Portland protests. Oh, really?[6:09:32] Which one is better? I want to see the golden hour. That's the one I've seen next[6:09:36] Okay[6:09:37] The golden hour and of course, this is with Eric Griffin. This is with Brendan Schaub from gringo. Poppy[6:09:44] The only comedian a lot of people seem to make fun of is Brendan Schaub[6:09:51] Let's go to do we have a time it should be lined up. Okay, there he is. He's on the golden hour[6:09:58] He's got those same nails[6:09:59] So he's not the nails isn't a joke and when I saw the nails the painted nails I go I bet[6:10:06] He's gonna say Oh[6:10:07] Calvin won him his Shawn his name Calvin[6:10:10] I bet he's gonna go Calvin really wanted me to paint him and I was gagging myself with a spoon thinking about this excuse[6:10:16] I go I bet he's gonna go, you know Calvin thought it would be like hilarious. So I did[6:10:20] Oh, you did it for a week perfectly[6:10:23] Because your son your mongoloid son with the one eye[6:10:28] Thinks that it would be hilarious that never happened. No kid. Do you ever remember being a kid?[6:10:33] Did you ever think it would be funny for your dad to paint his nails when you were two?[6:10:36] And you couldn't even talk yet and you just had like a curly swoop and like retarded eyes[6:10:43] I mean this kid can't even walk without falling over on his face. His son is like the most demented[6:10:50] Retardo out of all the comedian son and Brendan Schaub's got a son who barely could have been existed without shaking himself into a hole[6:10:59] All right, watch what happens here[6:11:01] Will he blame Kevin Calvin, I hate that name to Calvin[6:11:07] Calvin Calvin. Oh wait till Calvin gets my time capsule of his daddy's deeds[6:11:12] The minute that Calvin turns 18. I'm knocking on his door with my book of reports. I can't wait to share[6:11:20] With your son what you've done[6:11:23] He's pretty I was like a general doctor[6:11:26] Real issue a general[6:11:28] With an hourglass figure like that general my doctor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude, hold on stop the show. Here we go[6:11:35] Why are your nails black? Okay[6:11:37] Hey, hold on[6:11:39] Hey, you know magic[6:11:41] No, let me ask you you you Chris Angel. Oh my[6:11:45] Are you Brendan?[6:11:47] He's really strong with him. He needs me[6:11:51] Brendan it's his time has come[6:11:54] It's time to put him down look at him look at your mustache[6:12:02] Bro I'm like tripping I feel like you just put a spell on well, listen how Brendan speaks. I mean this guy I understand[6:12:10] Why they go after him listen to this guy, okay?[6:12:15] Hey, you know magic no, let me ask you you you Chris Angel[6:12:20] And he thought of that he was thinking of that the whole day you measure you could say[6:12:28] And he's like copying Chris's own way of yeah[6:12:33] Yeah, I mean this guy is so lost. You got to give it up open up a food truck[6:12:38] Can't you see this guy getting together with Eddie Bravo? They open up good. It would be like chef. It would be great[6:12:44] Yeah, be great. It would be like a Mexican fusion with some bunch of crap[6:12:50] Is there any food truck out there? There ain't some Mexican bull[6:12:54] Yeah, I agree with that mother from milth manor episode 2 enough with the Spanish in this country get him out[6:13:02] You know magic. That's what I call Mexican people the Spanish[6:13:06] That's how you know, it's dirty you go enough with the Spanish[6:13:10] Oh, I'm a rich grandmother. Yeah, exactly[6:13:15] All right. So let's see what's with the nails. Hey, hold on[6:13:19] Hey, you know magic[6:13:22] No, let me ask you you you Chris Angel[6:13:25] No, are you a witch at night? So are you a warlock?[6:13:29] So I'm punk rock and I will tell you this is what they came up with[6:13:33] Are you a witch at night? Eric Griffin says a witch at night?[6:13:40] Are you a witch at night? Why isn't it wouldn't he be a witch now?[6:13:44] Shitty is Chris's he must be dying having to talk. I know cuz Chris D'Elia is not this bad[6:13:51] It is he I maybe is these guys are way lower than him[6:13:55] Like this is a low-level annoying but these two are like just straight. Look at this. Look at this. Are you a witch at night?[6:14:04] Yo, are you magic? Oh shit Quith Angel, I mean[6:14:08] You[6:14:12] So, let's see what Chris says and I heard Chris a sub that he that he's punk rock this is all copes[6:14:18] He's got really no answer. Watch this[6:14:21] No, let me ask you you you Chris Angel[6:14:24] No, are you a witch at night? So are you a warlock? So I'm punk rock and I will tell you this[6:14:31] So it's on punk rock. So now that's his funny line and that's really all he thought of he goes. I got the nails[6:14:37] I really love the nails. I love the vibe that it's giving me when someone else. I'll just go I'm punk rock in the law laugh[6:14:44] But the saying I'm punk rock[6:14:47] Really?[6:14:48] didn't get a laugh and[6:14:50] Now he really didn't think of like what to say next so he goes on to say that are you warlock?[6:14:55] So I'm punk rock and I will tell you this so it's on punk rock. So now punk rock[6:14:59] Okay, you know, you know life is constantly about change remember you did the nails. It's not a joke. It's not a gag[6:15:07] You're doing it[6:15:09] And with his white skin and black hair, he really does almost look now that he has the nails. He's like full goth[6:15:15] This is a goth[6:15:17] So Dracula in a way that he didn't intend. I don't think yeah, it's la Dracula a[6:15:23] Growth, I'm punk rock and I will tell you this dude. I[6:15:27] Was in the northwest. I was doing shows in Portland Seattle[6:15:29] I didn't even realize it but the punk rock was taken over a few days beforehand, right?[6:15:33] Like I was in the grunge scene and I'm grunge. Okay, it's all horseshit. You painted your nails out of some sort of insane[6:15:40] vain[6:15:42] Attention-seeking thing and then he's just babbling[6:15:46] You know, what's the excuse?[6:15:48] Bunch with the two chains[6:15:50] Yeah, well, you know, it's still me, but I'm also grunge right Kirk of a more chance. Yeah. Okay, so he killed himself[6:15:57] All right[6:15:59] Eric is so stupid. Like Chris has literally been saying I've been going to rehab because I've been suicidal. That's out[6:16:07] And I think he does get suicidal like when he gets busted on this big level every couple of years and the news is writing[6:16:14] articles he does[6:16:16] Go to that weak man's spot the suicide spot and he tells his wife he cries to these girls on the phone[6:16:23] I mean all of his victims have said the reason we didn't come out sooner is because he cries he weeps to us[6:16:28] he says he's suicidal and[6:16:30] Then Eric Griffin says this right Kirk of a more chance. Yeah. Okay, so he killed himself[6:16:36] All right, when he was 26, I'm what past that so[6:16:40] And you could see watch Chris's eyes here when Eric says this[6:16:45] It starts getting so convoluted in like a washes. Yeah. Okay, so he killed himself. All right when he was 26[6:16:52] I'm what past that so[6:16:57] You're one of those guys you says that he's gonna kill himself all the time, you know that right[6:17:04] Okay, let's hear the rest why are you painting your nails black past that point so it's too much[6:17:11] A lot of people kill themselves at 26 crazy. So 26[6:17:13] Well, he didn't 27 club, right? So yeah, so some punk rock so I get so I don't realize upon I take it up[6:17:19] So I get there so I put the thing it's Kristen die or order the black nails, okay, I order it they come[6:17:24] I thought be fun to do like silly for Calvin Kristen did it there it is[6:17:28] I thought it would be do funny silly for Calvin[6:17:35] You can't with this Calvin everything you do can't be Oh Calvin wanted me to[6:17:40] No, Calvin didn't and you thought it would be funny to do forget. He didn't request this[6:17:46] You thought this would be the funniest thing you could do[6:17:49] There's like a million other funny things I could think of doing for stupid retard Calvin[6:17:53] Before I'd paint my nails for him and wear them for two weeks straight and they're not chipping off folks[6:18:01] This wasn't my wife painting my nails. Ha it's a joke. Oh, yes. These are perfectly manicured[6:18:09] Well, I mean how hard is it to keep a nail from flaking?[6:18:14] Listen his wife didn't paint it on him as a joke while they were laughing is that there's a tri-family and[6:18:20] Hahaha, now it's stuck on me for a week. No, he got these done. They're perfectly maintained[6:18:26] There are no chips any guy who gets their nails painted fake by day three[6:18:31] They're going like this and there's scratches all over them. There's marks missing[6:18:37] Okay, that's how you know a guy did it because his wife did it or he did it as a joke because they're all scratched[6:18:42] Up his nails for a week straight have been in mint[6:18:46] Condition he wants these black nails. There's no Calvin else. Okay, I order it they come[6:18:53] I thought be fun to do like silly for Calvin Kristen did it for me and did the thing, right?[6:18:59] You know and now I'm in Portland in Seattle and I kind of fit into it and I was killing it dude and it was[6:19:04] Gloomy and guess what? So was I[6:19:06] No, it was gloomy. Oh, so was I[6:19:10] I bet Chris's promo was I keep Portland weird. Mmm. I can't[6:19:16] And I'll tell you this I went to that Chris's what was keep Portland. What is promo?[6:19:21] I bet Chris's promo was keep Portland weird[6:19:26] Yeah, that's their main[6:19:29] Overused out-of-date slogan the Portland where I can't keep Portland[6:19:36] I went to oh, dude, this is you don't even know your boy anymore, dude. You don't even know your boy anymore[6:19:41] I flew in[6:19:43] Touched down in Burbank, right go to my house[6:19:47] Guess what dude I go to you're not even gonna believe this I go to an album release party[6:19:52] Okay, so he's really laying it on thicker his way and that's pretty much the whole excuse there[6:19:58] He's painting his nails trying to check Gen Z e-girls[6:20:02] There's no other excuse lock him up[6:20:05] We've got if you would like to attend a Chris D'Elia[6:20:09] concert[6:20:10] all expenses paid[6:20:12] Email me and we'll see what we could do. We'll give you the deets Mike at red bar radio dotnet[6:20:18] Would you like to attend a Chris D'Elia live show?[6:20:22] Maybe we can make that happen for you email me for the details[6:20:27] Be willing to film we're looking for somebody who is just there to film another guy[6:20:35] And then we're looking for another guy to do some sort of a yell[6:20:41] Okay, so just email me and keep that[6:20:44] Doesn't even matter. He's never gonna figure it out[6:20:46] Email me Mike at red bar radio dotnet if you would like an all-expense-paid trip to a Chris D'Elia show and you're willing to[6:20:53] openly work with Alice Hamilton[6:20:57] In close quarters back and forth texting with each other, okay[6:21:01] Thank you, we're gonna have some fun tapes coming up very soon[6:21:07] Hopefully, okay. Hella mark Harley has not responded the last time I checked. Let's give it another Sunday night[6:21:13] I don't know. I guess it's late now[6:21:17] No, he still hasn't even seen it and he would I mean he's an honest guy. We've gone back and forth[6:21:22] Look at this. Look at all these messages. We've had together me and hella mark. He's harding everything I'm saying[6:21:32] It's gonna be great he will be on I'll make sure this happens our next episode[6:21:36] He will be on hella mark Harley from the fighter and the kid[6:21:40] Exciting, huh? I can't wait to see what he has to say. Okay, let's do some more. I'm willing to do some more[6:21:46] Joe Rogan's dad speaks out. Nobody's talking about this[6:21:50] Is this real? Well, I asked around and they said yes, this is a hundred percent Joe Rogan's dad[6:21:57] We don't hear too much about Joe Rogan's dad[6:21:59] I guess the only stories Joe Rogan is told about his dad is that his dad beat up his mom[6:22:05] When he was a kid and he left and he never speaks to his dad and he never spoke to him again[6:22:10] Well, somebody tracked down Joe Rogan's dad[6:22:14] Everybody is confirming. This is real and they[6:22:18] Got a video of Joe Rogan's dad[6:22:22] Pleading with Joe Rogan. I haven't seen this get very far. I haven't seen this being talked about too much[6:22:29] Here it is. This is apparently Joe Rogan's father. This is real and[6:22:34] The caption here on tik-tok is why won't Joe Rogan sit with his father live[6:22:39] Since he bad-mouths him with no remorse to the world[6:22:44] so cold and[6:22:46] We've got a little video from Joe Rogan's father. Would you like to hear this is 100% real apparently[6:22:52] This is kind of bad. I almost feel bad if it wasn't Joe Rogan. I wouldn't do this to someone[6:22:57] Watch this[6:23:00] That's Joe even though your mother okay, can we full-screen here on tik-tok or no, I got a zoom. Okay. Here you go[6:23:07] I'll rewind it. Here's Joe Rogan's father Joe, even though your mother was in her 20s[6:23:13] You were seven years old. She didn't have the right to do this[6:23:17] I did not abandon anyone your mother abandoned me. She never told me anything. I had a bear to pain[6:23:25] I'm letting you go[6:23:27] But it was the only way of having you God forbid in a foster home because if you ended to a foster home[6:23:34] Who knows what would happen to you? I'm sure every other father would have done the same thing[6:23:39] You're in a situation like that[6:23:41] You can't flip off on what you didn't want to happen[6:23:45] You gotta flip off on what did happen and what circumstances could be and it started that I beat his mother up[6:23:53] Let me start it that I beat his mother up so he's responding to Joe Rogan saying that he was violent with his mom[6:24:02] Go ahead look at what it says in the text shocking podcast coming soon. Whoa shocking podcast coming soon. Oh[6:24:10] Okay, so he said it started it started with Joe Rogan saying that I beat up his mother. So let's hear this[6:24:17] He was told this when he was young because you gotta have some kind of[6:24:23] Let me explain something he was told this when he was young because you're gonna have some kind of reason why[6:24:30] You're in California. My father's in New Jersey[6:24:34] What am I doing out here and I'm not with my father because I was with him every weekend and what happened Joe[6:24:41] I think was misled by the mother[6:24:45] But what he did was carried on later in life. We didn't have Google then[6:24:50] We didn't have caller ID I couldn't have looked for you no more than I can I[6:24:56] Was in the police department[6:24:58] What do you think because you're a policeman you get on the phone?[6:25:01] They're gonna tell me where you live when they don't even know where you went[6:25:04] I'm not doing this for money. If I was doing it for money, I would have been a long time ago[6:25:09] It was for my grandson when he told his mother that I beat ladies and I beat kids and I did that[6:25:17] I didn't touch[6:25:19] Nobody. Oh, you got me wrong and you got my family wrong. My success is my whole family[6:25:27] They're everything. They're my heart my soul and my life[6:25:32] I would like to have you as a part of the family, but you know what Joe you lied so much[6:25:38] I don't think you can face[6:25:41] You lied so much. I don't think you could face[6:25:44] Say it isn't so John. I think the dad is making it up and he wants money. Yeah. Let's hear some more[6:25:53] What oh and my life I would like to have you as a part of the family[6:25:59] But you know what Joe you lied so much. I don't think you can face[6:26:04] But if you do face me Joe[6:26:07] You're gonna have to come up with the truth and I know the truth will through third. Yeah[6:26:11] Come in my house, we'll sit down and talk. It's about time maybe cuz I've been hurt for the last[6:26:18] 27 years you've been talking like this in my neighborhood. We go by principle[6:26:23] We don't lie to people to be advanced in life Joe. This is not anger. I[6:26:30] Want to let you know it's pain in my heart all them times[6:26:35] I heard you lie about me. You talked about me like I was a dog for twenty five twenty seven years[6:26:42] All these years I held it in I held it in because you were my son. I'm the real guy I[6:26:50] Come from my heart. Look at Joe right here to you. You know what Joe?[6:26:55] Oh my right even now I got a microphone in my hand[6:26:59] Oh[6:27:02] Then it cuts to Joe Rogan dying laughing here in this thumb Wow[6:27:09] I had no idea[6:27:11] Well, I don't like to get[6:27:14] Caster yeah[6:27:16] Yeah, that's pretty sad man. Joe's got to clean this up, huh? And I think he owes the debt about 60 million[6:27:24] That's only fair[6:27:26] Imagine that dad man. He probably wants that cash so bad[6:27:30] You got to get that cash your own go to bed thinking about it every night[6:27:35] I mean he's given Brian Callan cash[6:27:37] But he can't give that dad a couple hundred bucks to stay afloat imagine being that dad two hundred million dollars sitting there. Ooh[6:27:45] She must be up on the twisting thinking so this one get his hand. Yeah, this one was weird[6:27:50] I didn't see this really anywhere somebody messaged me this I didn't see it being talked about anywhere and Joe[6:27:56] Hasn't talked about it. The media hasn't talked about it. So people want to stay out of that business, I suppose[6:28:02] What else do we got here Jules? Let's hit him with some good stuff here before we get out. Yes, who do you want impulsive Sam?[6:28:09] Tripoli[6:28:10] Martina Mark. Yeah. Well, we have this Sam Tripoli story, which was weird. He told a story about getting in a fight with[6:28:17] machine-gun Kelly[6:28:19] at the Comedy Store and[6:28:22] We could only find[6:28:24] Three people telling this story I asked everywhere[6:28:28] I mean I talked to a bunch of people from the Comedy Store[6:28:31] I talked to a bunch of comics that were there that night and[6:28:35] Have you heard this story that Sam Tripoli got in a fight with MGK at the Comedy Store? So here's what we first[6:28:43] Heard and this was some random guys[6:28:47] Tik-tok telling the story. I'll play his hey, that was his version first[6:28:54] And we'll see where this goes Sam Tripoli verse machine-gun Kelly[6:29:00] Apparently they get in the fight. Let's hear this guy's version[6:29:03] Hey, that was I know I'm gonna get a million questions. So I'm gonna explain what I saw[6:29:07] So Sam Tripoli is the man he's triple og fun fucker and and he is a pit bull and he made some jokes[6:29:16] About machine-gun Kelly and it was funny and everyone's laughing and then machine-gun Kelly got offended and got in his face[6:29:22] But Sam's like fuck you bro, I'll knock you out. I'm Armenian Italian. You know what I mean?[6:29:28] I don't give a fuck if you're a foot taller than me and he got in his face security was there[6:29:32] But it was crazy. Like everyone's like, what are you doing machine-gun Kelly? This is these are jokes and[6:29:38] then I was walking up and I just seen that like him face to face and[6:29:43] you know, I'm not a good fighter, but I'll die for you Sam Tripoli and[6:29:48] Machine-gun Kelly what a bitch just laugh just laugh[6:29:52] Hello, he got offended at jokes at the Comedy Store. Fuck that fool. You ladies hot though[6:30:00] Okay. Yeah, Megan fucks really hot, you know, so we were looking for other people other versions of this story[6:30:06] We couldn't believe it when this come across our screen. So there are only three people who have ever told this story[6:30:12] Sam Tripoli himself, which we'll get to that guy[6:30:16] You're not gonna guess who the third person and only person on the internet to tell this story is[6:30:22] and[6:30:24] I think you'll recognize him when he pops up on my screen. Would you like to hear what?[6:30:29] exclusive[6:30:31] nobody likes onions[6:30:33] exclusive[6:30:34] That we have for you tonight surprise[6:30:38] Last night was popping[6:30:44] At the[6:30:47] Sunset Boulevard[6:30:49] Comedy[6:30:51] Store the ladies and gentlemen red bars original fool Patrick Melton[6:31:00] He's back and for some reason he's got this twisted version of events of the Sam[6:31:07] Tripoli story apparently he said he was on the phone with somebody who was there[6:31:12] You know, I don't know if we have anything to play. He tells it very I'll play a little bit of it[6:31:17] It's super long-winded[6:31:19] But I'll cut to the chase[6:31:21] He's got the story all wrong now even in his comments somebody commented Sam Tripoli just told the story[6:31:27] It's completely different than yours[6:31:30] In Melton's own comments. So here's Patrick Melton[6:31:33] Telling stories the wrong way. Listen to this[6:31:38] Patrick a[6:31:39] comedy store in Los Angeles[6:31:43] California[6:31:46] Owned by Pauly Shore[6:31:49] formerly Mitzi Shore[6:31:52] Legendary club used to really mean something to get your name on that wall now, I think they my name's been on that wall chalk[6:32:00] but last night, uh[6:32:04] Former guest of the show friend of mine Sam Tripoli friend of his[6:32:08] was[6:32:10] Doing a couple shows. I gotta take this so hot. He takes the[6:32:14] Sennheiser's off. He's still wearing[6:32:17] the[6:32:18] $19 pair of[6:32:20] Sennheiser's that we so brutally were interested in and he takes him off because it's too fucking hot[6:32:28] was[6:32:29] Doing a couple shows. I gotta take this so hot[6:32:34] Doing glasses at the[6:32:37] Look at that hat up at the Comedy Store now. It was bumping last night[6:32:43] Celebrities can you wasn't there everybody who's anybody was up there in LA?[6:32:48] from[6:32:50] Bobby Lee I saw Orny Adams[6:32:53] Yusha[6:32:56] Sam Tripoli was up there doing two shows Earl Skakel[6:33:00] our buddy was up there a bunch of wrestling people were in the crowd and[6:33:07] And[6:33:09] Didn't he just say was a celebrity star-studded event anybody who's anybody was there and then he listed off Sam Tripoli[6:33:18] Eddie Bravo some wrestlers and who else Bobby Lee[6:33:24] Eddie Bravo[6:33:26] Was up there and Felipe asparza. Oh Felipe. He's you know comics were up there[6:33:33] A weird[6:33:35] Last night people were drunk. The shows were packed. The lines were outside. Yeah, he just did like the weird[6:33:41] Look at this dissolve. He did we just change his story. Look at this dissolve a lot of comics were up there[6:33:49] So is bumping up last night people were drunk the shows were packed the lines were outside the door[6:33:58] Shows upstairs shows downstairs in the OR in the main room[6:34:02] And[6:34:03] You know, everybody was having a good time[6:34:06] Bumping around doing part doing I mean these look like AI art people. I mean, especially like when you go around here[6:34:14] This is AI. It's the same type of lighting all that AI is God[6:34:18] chat PCH[6:34:20] stuff like that[6:34:24] This is this is the scene of the Comedy Store, I'm not really seeing any celebrities here[6:34:29] No, Sam's the main celeb[6:34:34] Eddie Bravo, of course who I really like I hate this guy Felipe who did we didn't we just see him in a movie?[6:34:39] He was just in a movie. He was doing terrible in it to people hire him from time to time thinking he's a[6:34:46] Something here doing drinks from what I understand lines were being drawn a lot of[6:34:52] a[6:34:54] Flowing around everybody was amped up party. It was in the air buzzing if you know what I mean[6:35:01] and[6:35:02] I guess Eddie Bravo[6:35:06] Who I'm not familiar with but I've heard from a few people that Eddie Bravo[6:35:10] Very popular on rock fan and YouTube and stuff like this[6:35:14] So Eddie Bravo from what I hear is not a good comic and people say that they've never seen him be funny[6:35:19] He's not great, I don't know I couldn't tell you what Eddie Bravo does on stage[6:35:24] So I'm not gonna pretend to make a value judgment on that. So Eddie Bravo's on stage Sam Tripoli and a few other comics[6:35:31] I don't want to give out names cuz um[6:35:34] My sources I get these anonymous sources agent. Oh, I don't want people to know who who this comes from[6:35:42] But I've been a picture painted[6:35:44] Picture painted so last night Sam Tripoli who let me just tell you I I vouched for Sam Tripoli[6:35:51] I'm gonna leave for 15 years. I worked with him Sam Tripoli's headshot need to be of him about to punch[6:36:00] All the pictures so Melton and Sam Tripoli are apparently friends[6:36:06] Okay, I was hosting coming up in Tampa[6:36:11] Last time Melton's actually Sam was in Tampa, Florida[6:36:16] 17 years ago in Tampa, Florida when Melton was part of comedy there damn pan[6:36:21] Probably worked with him several times before I moved to LA when I moved to LA[6:36:24] I've told this story on the show before when I moved to LA one of the first nights. I was hanging out at the Comedy Store[6:36:30] Sam Tripoli saw me across the[6:36:33] Patio and[6:36:35] Screamed out Melton and came over and you know what guys do when they want to brag about somebody they know who's got some notoriety[6:36:43] what they do is they frame it as[6:36:46] Sam Tripoli was so so nice to me. He always be like, oh, hey Melton. How you doing?[6:36:51] That's a way to really instill in people's minds that you guys are pretty close, huh? Never happened[6:36:59] Was so fucking nice and welcoming like so glad you're out here in LA now super nice guy[6:37:04] I saw him a couple of months ago at skank fest[6:37:07] He's done the podcast before[6:37:09] Sam Tripoli's a nice[6:37:13] When he used to do shows here at cheetahs like that the the dirty show, what are they used to call him?[6:37:23] At the at the strip club we believe you like these shows with porn stars[6:37:27] And it's funny because he had to recently take a one-month break from porn[6:37:32] Did the porn stars know that and stuff like that I've known Sam a long time[6:37:43] Last night[6:37:45] one of the people in attendance of the show look at that was[6:37:50] machine gun[6:37:53] Kelly[6:37:54] now[6:37:55] I've told you stories before about Leslie Jones assaulting a bartender[6:38:01] But machine gun Kelly doesn't work at the club he apparently[6:38:05] Was watching the show in the crowd[6:38:09] Didn't like Eddie Bravo thought Eddie Bravo sucked as a comic[6:38:14] So he went back and around the curtain and down the hall to the green room[6:38:19] If you're familiar with the the main room green room[6:38:24] And in the green room is like this mirrored[6:38:28] fucking bar[6:38:30] It's crazy double speed them[6:38:33] Yes, please double speed double scoops[6:38:37] Double scoops double scoops playback speed 1.5. Nice today, by the way. Oh, thank you so much[6:38:44] Listen to this. It's like literally they made every surface in this green room to do coke off of[6:38:49] Machine gun Kelly goes back there. It's like shitting all over Eddie Bravo saying he sucks. He shouldn't be on the stage and[6:38:54] Then Sam Tripoli and him get into it now from what I understand it got physical both of them had to be restrained and[6:38:59] I[6:39:00] Don't look when things like this happen. I'm working on another story in Austin that people are real tight-lipped about[6:39:05] Really people do tend to shut up and you don't get a lot of details[6:39:08] so I gotta be very careful to say this is all alleged is all what I heard but[6:39:12] Apparently machine gun Kelly got his bell fucking rung a little bit by Oh Sam Tripoli Sam Tripoli apparently want to keep fucking going on[6:39:18] Machine gun Kelly and machine gun Kelly afterwards was like talking to the manager of the club and like just looked shooken up[6:39:25] apparently Sam[6:39:27] Was then in the kitchen like ready to fucking go back out again and fight him some more[6:39:31] So this is fucking wild and now I gotta go number one[6:39:34] I just gotta go look up Eddie Bravo stand up to see how fucking bad it is. They can make you so angry but[6:39:38] Machine gun Kelly is he getting a fight? Look, you know, I'll be the first one to tell you[6:39:42] I don't listen to machine gun Kelly. I couldn't name one of his songs. Okay. Well, I could cut this short for you[6:39:46] So here's the real story. We did some digging round. We watched all the[6:39:50] People tell the story. Here's the real story from what we could tell[6:39:54] Machine gun Kelly was in the crowd that night[6:39:58] It had nothing to do with Eddie Bravo Sam Tripoli went up[6:40:02] He was hosting and he started doing jokes about wiggers. I guess he's got this joke[6:40:06] He's been doing for 10 years about wiggers and how bad wiggers are[6:40:11] Machine gun Kelly was in the crowd. He thought Sam was doing that joke purposely to describe machine gun Kelly[6:40:18] Okay himself because machine gun has always been you know when he used to rap[6:40:22] He was you know, always called a wigger so machine gun Kelly thought that Sam[6:40:29] You know thought he was making fun of him[6:40:32] So machine gun Kelly goes to the green room and starts just being like flirty about it going man[6:40:38] why you gotta talk shit about me and then[6:40:41] Sam went out. He was hosting he does another set and he starts making fun of machine gun Kelly machine gun Kelly[6:40:49] Sam gets off stage machine gun Kelly still in the green room and goes man[6:40:52] Why would you do that? And then they kind of hugged and both flicked off the camera and took a photo together[6:40:58] That's about it. There was no fight. There's no threatening. There was no security holding them back[6:41:05] That's about it. And we've got this here. Like it. That was a big secret story. Yes. Well cuz it was going around[6:41:12] He's working this whole joke with him. Yeah, I don't know what the hell that's about. But here I'll show you the picture[6:41:19] what time is that picture at of them together with the[6:41:24] Swear fingers up and we'll show you how this ended. There was no fight[6:41:29] Sam didn't ring his bell. They didn't get in each other's faces[6:41:34] They didn't security didn't need to be here. There you go. This is how it ended[6:41:40] They were talking[6:41:42] they made friends and[6:41:45] Then they both took a picture together[6:41:48] Flicking off the camera now. The reason this story is being told like this is because Sam actually put this picture out[6:41:56] Before any of these stories were told Sam put this picture out and then all of Sam's fans[6:42:03] Started making fun of Sam for being friends with machine gun Kelly the cringiest guy[6:42:10] That they all thought Sam would definitely hate[6:42:13] So when Sam saw the pushback from his fans about taking this picture[6:42:18] Sam started spreading a story that he got in a fight with him[6:42:23] But there was no fight. We looked into it. We asked everybody Sam you took a picture with this guy[6:42:30] You were so excited to meet a star your fans made fun of you[6:42:34] And now you're trying to make people think that there was a fight actually[6:42:37] I thought you were a loyal type of guy. Come on Sam. There was no fight[6:42:43] It's okay to be friends with him. You're friends with machine gun Kelly. That's pretty cool[6:42:48] Pretty cool. So that's the whole story and we actually spent hours[6:42:52] Investigating this believe it or not. We did we we reached out to everybody and the story came down to that[6:43:00] So there you have it there was no fight[6:43:02] Security didn't get involved. He didn't talk to the manager. He wasn't shook Melton's version was completely wrong and we could even show you[6:43:10] Um, which in Melton's comments, this is really funny[6:43:16] Where are these[6:43:18] Comments, here we go[6:43:20] Let's see[6:43:21] bro, your story is completely different than Sam's version and[6:43:26] Melton says[6:43:28] I'd believe Sam then you not he was there[6:43:32] Okay[6:43:33] And why did you tell this epic story with such heart?[6:43:38] Speaking of the Comedy Store, look at this cute post from Scott Lovelace. Let's see. Yeah bring it in[6:43:44] Oh, yes, he went to the comedy, you know, my motto with the Comedy Store has always been fill it with sand[6:43:50] You know, let's get the demo going fill that place with sand[6:43:53] After when COVID happened they filled these skate parks at Venice Beach with sand[6:43:59] So that the kids would stop showing up and skating. I thought that would be a great idea[6:44:04] For the Comedy Store if we could somehow fill it with sand[6:44:09] You know to keep that thing closed and one of our famous listeners Scott Lovelace[6:44:14] He actually went out to the Comedy Store. I approve of this and[6:44:18] He he left[6:44:20] small piles of sand everywhere in a symbolic[6:44:25] Gesture to a red bar. I think we've got some video as well. Let's see[6:44:34] There he is leaving sand all over the floor[6:44:40] There's another one[6:44:43] Oh Josh Denny is an uber driver cards. Okay, there's some more sand great[6:44:52] And okay, yeah, so if every one of you[6:44:55] I don't think you could get in trouble for just putting a pinch of sand on the ground[6:44:59] But if thousands of you[6:45:02] Over many years keep putting sand in that store one day[6:45:07] We could create a pile and one day we could fill this store with sand. Wouldn't that be great?[6:45:14] Wouldn't that be lovely? All right. Did we have anything else important here today Jules?[6:45:19] It's up to you. Well, which what do you got for me here? I'll do it all. Let's see. Oh[6:45:25] My gosh, I need all the information you guys have on this guy who does a podcast with Hassan. Oh[6:45:32] Yes, this guy. Yeah, who is such a psycho pull him up. We'll show him really quick for two seconds. We need info about this[6:45:40] Send him over really. It's a next up[6:45:43] This guy we're really suspicious of this guy. Maybe you know him. Maybe you don't what's his name? I have no idea[6:45:49] Oh, we have no I do is[6:45:51] 2000 era that well, you might be seeing this podcast all over YouTube. They just had Anthony Fantano on they've been getting some big guys[6:45:58] It's a son piker, but he's got this co-host this guy. We don't know his name. We don't know what he's up to. We're highly[6:46:07] Suspicious of him. Let's play about a little bit and and cute up at all or is it in general?[6:46:12] Do you think it's an overall good thing or an or a bad thing? I know like Avicii levels[6:46:17] Okay, would you say that that was like genre defined how are we gonna get if we don't have a timecode here's the guy[6:46:24] We're prepping for the next show. Yeah, we just need him out there[6:46:28] Let us know who this guy is. Send me an email. I need his full history everything that he's done[6:46:35] What he's up to where we know him from[6:46:37] We'll try to pull some clips through this guy is gonna be a gold mine believe it or not[6:46:42] We've got our suspicions of him anything else that we should we should show this clip that we were[6:46:47] Supposed to show last week of Big Mike talking about being a long guy again. Yes. This one was really good[6:46:54] More if you want sure. Yeah, pull that one over and then let me know in the chat[6:46:58] Which three ones you want to do next here? Oh, but yeah, give me that big Mike. This is with Andrew Santino, right?[6:47:05] Yes, look at this Santino on impulsive. We're gonna go to 2410[6:47:10] No one's gonna like revisiting the long[6:47:13] guy[6:47:14] Era, remember who was big Mike? It was an Adam 22 show with[6:47:19] Right goes on him[6:47:20] Pulsing when he first said long guy, I'm pretty sure it was with him and FaZe Banks on Adam 22 show[6:47:26] You're right here and big Mike described himself as being a long[6:47:31] Guy having a long penis. We had never heard this but described like this before[6:47:38] Being a long guy and long summer was created this was the summer I actually got sick[6:47:46] Long summer remember we're gonna have a very long summer. It was a play on big Mike's cock[6:47:53] Here he is bringing it up again at 2410[6:47:56] Let's see what a big Mike got to say to Santino about his longness because it would cut the circulation of his cock[6:48:03] He could feel it in his neck[6:48:06] Getting dunked on with this dude's dick, right just smoking you know, what do you even do with something like that? Fuck chicks[6:48:13] Yeah, yeah, you fuck a lot of chicks. I guess I mean, I don't know what he did[6:48:16] Maybe he stared at took photos of I imagine having too big of a dick is a disadvantage[6:48:20] 100% to[6:48:35] Simple statement[6:48:39] Are you a grower or a hundred percent if you looked at my dick right now you well, it's never like[6:48:46] supposedly, it's not that bad when it's in its[6:48:49] Chill state chill state. Yeah, but when I look at it in chill state, I'm just like damn I have I have a micro penis[6:48:54] Bro, are you a grower? I'm exactly what yeah growing. Yeah. Are you oh, I have a good-looking dick[6:49:00] Yeah, I see. I know he acted well, he's a child. He's a chode. I'm like on the opposite[6:49:04] No, he's got a tuna can cock. It's massive, but it's like that with yeah my shit, bro[6:49:09] My she's like a toothpick[6:49:11] It's like if somebody took his dick and it was play-doh and they went like this with it for like 20 minutes[6:49:18] So long so long so long I love that man, he's like it's like a long sing so long[6:49:27] Listen to this again[6:49:29] It's like if somebody took his dick and it was play-doh and they went like this with it for like 20 minutes[6:49:35] So so long long snake and he's got and he's got a like a Gatorade Bob[6:49:42] Like this. Yeah, I like a prime. Yeah[6:49:46] I want to clarify is that the girth of this is gross watch[6:49:49] My dick is longer than that and I'm shame on both of you. I've flashed you guys enough to represent me[6:49:54] Yeah, one time George started swinging his dick around like a helicopter motion. I love that[6:50:00] I swear to God I thought if he started going fast enough he'd take off[6:50:03] Get some momentum[6:50:05] Dick in my face. I knew if I did the same he'd die[6:50:09] He does stuff like that is because his dick is so small he knows that it's not gonna bug any no[6:50:14] No, no, but I will admit I will admit tiny though his wife[6:50:21] Also have a podcast by the way, that's gonna fucking explode you can't not explode[6:50:26] I'll tell you what as soon as long as she keeps hitting them. I think they're gonna keep doing she beats him[6:50:30] She beats him bad[6:50:33] Was that it for the long talk you could go to 30 to 30 just for two seconds for this[6:50:38] They're talking about George's girlfriend as an actress and she was[6:50:42] Santino's show Dave with Lil Dicky right and they're talking about if George is gonna get mad[6:50:49] Yeah, let's hear this go to 30. I would but the only thing that fucks me up is not the scene[6:50:53] It's the fact that I know it's gonna take so many different shots. So they're gonna be there for eight hours[6:50:56] I don't love that. Yeah, what if they crush one of those shots if they crush happens they have some chemistry[6:51:01] Well, you know, I can't I I don't get involved with her chemistry her love all that stuff[6:51:06] I can't do that. Cuz if I sat around worried about that shit, then I'm not in control of my own life[6:51:10] I have to trust her and know that this is a professional you're telling me that[6:51:13] If your girl was crushing on some dude that she was working with Logan's very black in this episode. Listen, very carefully[6:51:20] I was a you're telling me your girl is crushing on some do[6:51:25] Listen to this this gets good. He's gonna say a new phrase. It's gonna be a phrase you remember for a long time[6:51:30] This is a professional you're telling me that if your girl was crushing on some dude that she was working with. Yeah on set[6:51:36] Yeah, she came home and she was maybe a little cold shoulder to cold shoulder to towards you. Yeah, okay[6:51:44] Did you see what cause so cold? So did this is where so when you're doing a black voice[6:51:52] And you haven't quite worked it out for some reason Logan's in black mode today everything he's talking about. It might be this R&B[6:51:59] Usher type outfit he's got on but everything he's talking. Yeah[6:52:05] Yo, you're telling me your girl got the coat and he was about to say here's why he tripped up here[6:52:11] Listen to this one more time[6:52:13] Maybe a little cold shoulder to cold shoulder to towards you. Yeah[6:52:19] He was in his black voice and he was gonna go you're telling me if your girl gave you to cold shoulder[6:52:25] But he realized wait, wait, wait, I've got a black accent sometimes, but I can't get away with shoulder[6:52:33] That's shoe black[6:52:35] So he started going you're telling me your girlfriend was giving you to cold shoulder and then he stopped himself[6:52:42] And he goes, how do I make the word shoulder work without sounding white?[6:52:47] Here I am trying to sound black. But if you say shoulder[6:52:51] It's like saying the hard ER on on the n-word so we couldn't be like you're telling me if your girl gave you the cold[6:52:58] Shoulder he wanted to keep the black voice going. He didn't know how to do it[6:53:02] This is what I call the wiggers stone girl was crushing on some doors that she was working with. Yeah on set[6:53:07] Yeah, she came home and she was maybe a little cold shoulder to cold shoulder to towards you[6:53:15] Excuse me, and and she wasn't loving on you the same way. Yeah, she's developing feelings. It's my fear[6:53:22] It's actually a big fear of mine. You're telling me you'd be chill with that. No, no, no, you're telling me you'd be chill with it[6:53:28] You got to see that again[6:53:30] You're telling me you'd be chill with that. Who's she trying to be? Who's the curly-haired rapper that they all love?[6:53:37] Stupid fucking loser rapper[6:53:40] No, that new one that everybody loves do a loopa do a loopa[6:53:45] Come on, he does a song called do a loop. Oh Jack Harlow. He's trying to do Jack Harlow[6:53:50] Hey, he probably just got done doing something with Jack Harlow or what? He's in full Jack Harlow mode. He's dressed like him and[6:53:58] and then he attempts this and[6:54:01] Excuse me, and and she wasn't loving on you the same way. Yeah, she's developing feelings[6:54:07] It's actually a big fear of mine. You're telling me you'd be chill with that. No chill with that[6:54:12] chill with that[6:54:13] You're telling me you'd be chill with that[6:54:17] That's too far of an accent[6:54:20] One more time listen to that. She's developing feelings for this other guy. It's my fear[6:54:25] It's actually a big fear of mine. You're telling me you'd be chill with that. No, no, no, we'd be chill with that[6:54:29] I mean, that's RMB. Okay. Thank you so much. Let's take a break. We'll be right back on[6:54:35] Red bar, we'll see you soon. Don't go anywhere. Don't you go? We'll see you in a bit[6:55:01] She stretches out[6:55:04] It says[6:55:07] Love you this much[6:55:11] I want to tell her how much I care[6:55:16] Stretch my arms[6:55:21] I wish that I could take her[6:55:31] But she needs time to try a bunch of things[6:55:34] And have a bunch of fun[6:55:38] Oh[6:56:00] Cuz I have been all that fun these days I just would sit around in the sun[6:56:09] But look at trees and fish and birds and things[6:56:15] Try to study[6:56:25] Too much[6:56:38] Oh[6:57:00] Small wish I could know when I'm in the wrong[6:57:08] My arms weren't long enough to scoop you up when times were getting tough[6:57:18] Too short to run so I just sat here waiting for better time[6:57:31] Because I have problems with my eyes[6:57:38] You[6:58:08] You[6:58:38] You[6:59:08] Oh[6:59:38] Oh[7:00:08] Ah[7:00:38] Oh[7:01:08] Oh[7:01:38] Oh[7:02:08] Oh[7:02:38] Have some weed[7:03:08] Oh[7:03:38] Pushing[7:04:08] Good[7:04:31] Just an old school one for my friend milmar[7:04:38] Do[7:04:42] You have the time to listen to me why[7:04:47] About nothing and everything glad once[7:04:54] I'm one of those[7:04:57] melodramatic fools[7:05:00] Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it[7:05:03] Sometimes I get myself the creeps[7:05:09] Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me[7:05:14] It all keeps adding up[7:05:17] I think I'm cranking up[7:05:20] Am I just paranoid[7:05:23] Mother stone[7:05:25] I just paranoid mother stone[7:05:35] To a shrink to analyze my dreams[7:05:40] She says it's lack of success bringing me down[7:05:46] I went to a whore[7:05:49] He said my life's a bore[7:05:51] To quit my whining cause it's bringing her down[7:05:58] Sometimes I get myself the creeps[7:06:05] Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me[7:06:10] It all keeps adding up[7:06:13] I think I'm cracking up[7:06:17] Am I just paranoid[7:06:19] Mother stone[7:06:33] Grasping to control[7:06:38] So I better hold on[7:06:50] It's hard[7:06:55] This is really tough[7:06:57] So I'm glad I'm nailing it though[7:07:05] Sometimes I get myself the creeps[7:07:11] Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me[7:07:16] It all keeps adding up[7:07:20] I think I'm cracking up[7:07:23] Am I just paranoid[7:07:26] Mother stone[7:07:29] Thank you[7:07:31] Another hit show Jules[7:07:34] Tough[7:07:37] Thank you, good night[7:07:46] About the Arturia[7:07:50] Nice piano[7:07:53] Nice piano