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episode: RED BAR RADIO S20 E22

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[0:00:00]   We're rolling.[0:00:01]   We're rolling.[0:00:02]   Ok.[0:00:03]   Ok, let's just turn that off and then you just go like that.[0:00:31]   We're rolling.[0:00:32]   We're rolling.[0:01:00]   And now you're under my control.[0:01:10]   Oh my God![0:01:30]   Hello, welcome.[0:01:41]   It's the day after Christmas here, as we call it here at Red Bar.[0:01:45]   Jingle-heim.[0:01:47]   How's your jingle-heim, Jules?[0:01:50]   We also have Jules in the house.[0:01:51]   What's up, what's up?[0:01:53]   Jules in the house.[0:01:55]   This is going to be a very difficult podcast to do.[0:01:58]   Jules, how was your jingle?[0:02:00]   What's jingle-heim from?[0:02:01]   Where did I get that from?[0:02:02]   Jingle-heim.[0:02:03]   Isn't that from Jingle Bell Rock?[0:02:05]   Jingle-heim.[0:02:06]   Jingle, look.[0:02:07]   Look at my stuff.[0:02:08]   Blow on the jingle.[0:02:10]   Emphasis on the high.[0:02:11]   Oh, why high?[0:02:12]   Why?[0:02:13]   Why high?[0:02:14]   No, I had a lovely Christmas.[0:02:16]   I climbed the tallest Christmas tree.[0:02:21]   That's what nobody does.[0:02:22]   They don't climb the tree anymore.[0:02:24]   That used to be how you got the gift.[0:02:27]   So, okay, I'm going to start drinking early.[0:02:29]   I got this big present I want to open up here.[0:02:31]   I didn't get any gifts.[0:02:33]   Anyone got anything good?[0:02:35]   Well, today you're going to get something good.[0:02:36]   Twenty people are winning Red Bar gift cards today from our email contest.[0:02:42]   And then, hold on, let me turn myself up a little.[0:02:44]   And then one lucky timer will be winning that laptop.[0:02:51]   Laptop.[0:02:53]   It's a MacBook.[0:02:54]   It's not a fake one.[0:02:56]   A lot of people saying they're going to like try to analyze the data on there to see.[0:03:02]   I'll just buy a new laptop and send them a brand new one so that you can't do that because they're already getting in there.[0:03:09]   They sent out, I sent out this email, reply to this email, you win, all this stuff.[0:03:13]   They sent out a fake email to our dear Kevin Fragakis.[0:03:18]   You know him?[0:03:19]   One of our main listeners.[0:03:21]   And I was eating while this was happening, so I wasn't really talking.[0:03:25]   But Kevin Fragakis emailed Mike and said, did I really win the laptop?[0:03:29]   And then Mike just goes, no, fake email.[0:03:33]   Fake email, no.[0:03:34]   You could have been like, sorry.[0:03:36]   Well, he didn't even, he said he didn't even enter.[0:03:39]   I'm not giving any prizes to regular guys that we talked about on the show.[0:03:44]   Well, that's not true.[0:03:45]   It would seem, no, we've got some great prizes, of course, we're going to give away.[0:03:51]   I can't believe how many people entered the laptop contest.[0:03:55]   Thousands, thousands of people replied to that email that I sent out last night, in the middle of the night.[0:04:04]   And it was very nice to see.[0:04:07]   Probably about 400 of those people did not follow the rules.[0:04:12]   And they didn't put Patriots Prize in the subject line.[0:04:19]   And furthermore, not one person laughed about this phrase, Patriots Prize.[0:04:26]   What the heck?[0:04:27]   Patriots Prize?[0:04:29]   Did you just think that's like a normal thing we say?[0:04:32]   We were trying to figure out, like, we were writing the email late last night.[0:04:36]   And we were trying to figure out, like, what could the subject line be that they entered?[0:04:40]   Just so that we could search for it easy on our, our MacBooks that we already have.[0:04:46]   And then, you know, we are coming up with all this stuff like Michael May I.[0:04:50]   We were going to write, but that didn't read right.[0:04:52]   It just looked like Michael May won May 1st.[0:04:56]   We're going to do like Michael contest prize.[0:04:59]   Michael contest dash prize.[0:05:02]   Like the FTC guy.[0:05:04]   What's his name?[0:05:05]   Sam Bankman Fried.[0:05:06]   Is that from FTC?[0:05:08]   I don't follow them.[0:05:10]   I do follow Logan Paul's FTC.[0:05:15]   Christmas came nicely this year.[0:05:19]   We had a brand new Chris D'Elia documentary.[0:05:23]   Oh, really, dude?[0:05:25]   And we had the big coffeezilla Logan Paul scam documentary.[0:05:31]   I hope you've seen both of those.[0:05:32]   We'll show you clips today.[0:05:34]   You got to watch them.[0:05:35]   You got to share them.[0:05:36]   These are big ones.[0:05:37]   And you know what's so cool about this coffeezilla dear friend?[0:05:40]   Probably a closer friend to me than that Ninette.[0:05:43]   What's her name?[0:05:44]   Hannah Gadsby.[0:05:45]   Hannah Gadsby.[0:05:46]   I haven't seen her in two months.[0:05:48]   And then so that was a friend of mine putting out a documentary.[0:05:52]   So closing a case that I've been worrying about for a very long time since NFTs came out.[0:05:58]   And then did you know the guy who made the Chris D'Elia doc is a listener of this very show.[0:06:06]   And I went to message him to thank him.[0:06:08]   And we already had a whole message history.[0:06:12]   Makes me proud.[0:06:13]   So two big docs crushing two of my most notorious fools by two people.[0:06:20]   I know.[0:06:21]   I mean, what a Chris.[0:06:23]   What a jingle.[0:06:24]   Hi.[0:06:25]   Let's start.[0:06:26]   Let's have our first drink here.[0:06:27]   You could have one with me.[0:06:28]   Please follow along with the drinks.[0:06:29]   Don't go ahead.[0:06:30]   Don't go behind.[0:06:32]   Don't cheat.[0:06:33]   Don't water it down like I do.[0:06:35]   Okay.[0:06:36]   Water and then laying down.[0:06:38]   Is everybody having a nice time?[0:06:40]   Let's all talk very patiently.[0:06:42]   I have no patience, by the way.[0:06:44]   I was thinking about that late last night while I was smoking a bunch of dope.[0:06:47]   I got no patience.[0:06:49]   And the one thing I'm wishing for this year is patience.[0:06:51]   If anyone could send me emails about how to gain patience.[0:06:55]   Yes.[0:06:56]   This morning you were just getting impatient with.[0:06:58]   Let's not talk about my mornings.[0:07:00]   Those are private.[0:07:03]   The poison was already in the glass.[0:07:05]   What's that?[0:07:06]   We watched Justified season finale last night.[0:07:09]   And I had a crazy dream about it.[0:07:11]   But I won't tell you.[0:07:12]   But I was going to say you were being impatient with the Starbucks drive-thru lady.[0:07:16]   Yes, I was.[0:07:18]   Has anyone been to Starbursts lately?[0:07:21]   The Starbucks coffee.[0:07:23]   So they got this new thing.[0:07:25]   It used to be pull up in the drive-thru.[0:07:27]   Okay.[0:07:28]   You're bumping base.[0:07:29]   The dog is barking.[0:07:30]   You're spraying yourself with cologne.[0:07:32]   And then they would, the bitch inside.[0:07:35]   She was very nice.[0:07:37]   The big fat fucking pig inside.[0:07:40]   Usually goes, it'll be 1312.[0:07:43]   And you just go like this.[0:07:44]   You don't look at her.[0:07:45]   You go like this.[0:07:46]   And you hand her the card.[0:07:48]   And she takes the card and she does whatever she needs to do on her machine like I have here.[0:07:53]   The new thing they do at Starbucks now is that they hand you this device.[0:07:58]   You know, that looks like this.[0:08:00]   They hand you a device.[0:08:01]   You got to pull it into your car.[0:08:03]   And then the big thing on the thing is would you like to tip the drive-thru lady.[0:08:08]   Now that I don't have a problem with.[0:08:10]   You know, if she wants to ask me, hey, you want to add a tip?[0:08:13]   No![0:08:14]   Then that's fine.[0:08:15]   But now you have to do this thing and then you have to enter in your pin and hand it back to her.[0:08:20]   That to me is a giant inconvenience.[0:08:23]   I yelled at her today.[0:08:25]   This is the third time.[0:08:27]   And every time they do it now, listen to this.[0:08:29]   This is what they do.[0:08:30]   Hi, it's going to ask you a few questions.[0:08:32]   You don't have to do it.[0:08:33]   Obviously it's going to answer it.[0:08:34]   You don't have to do it.[0:08:36]   You're wasting.[0:08:37]   Add up all those seconds.[0:08:39]   Add up all those seconds per day.[0:08:41]   That's hours per day of asking and an old lady trying to figure.[0:08:45]   And not to mention me getting my hands filthy covered in the people's germs.[0:08:54]   And I'm going to start wearing gloves through the drive-thru.[0:08:58]   Well, you should.[0:08:59]   Yes.[0:09:00]   Well, I yelled at her today.[0:09:01]   I embarrassed Jules.[0:09:02]   I yelled at the woman.[0:09:03]   I said, this can't stand.[0:09:04]   You got to go back to the old method where I go like this.[0:09:07]   You take it.[0:09:08]   You shut the window so we could talk about your looks.[0:09:11]   She very kindly was like, oh, of course, sir.[0:09:15]   I go, no, no, no.[0:09:17]   Yeah, that's what she starts saying.[0:09:18]   I don't control.[0:09:19]   I wish I controlled the software update.[0:09:21]   That's what she said.[0:09:22]   Well, she probably hates it too.[0:09:23]   She doesn't want to hand stuff to you.[0:09:24]   Well, then she needs to speak up.[0:09:25]   I said, deliver this.[0:09:26]   I go, well, you tell them that the customers are angry.[0:09:30]   They're going to start taking their business to McDonald's.[0:09:33]   And then you peeled off.[0:09:35]   And then I peeled off.[0:09:36]   And then Jules goes, no, we come here every day.[0:09:39]   All right, we've got an excellent, excellent bar.[0:09:43]   Let's have that first drink.[0:09:44]   Jules, put on some party music for me and the fellas.[0:09:47]   No real music.[0:09:48]   Nobody wants to hear that shit ever.[0:09:50]   Stop doing that right now.[0:09:51]   It's a nice, relaxing song.[0:09:52]   Oh, trust in me.[0:09:54]   Have your first drink.[0:09:55]   Welcome to Red Bar.[0:09:57]   You do.[0:09:58]   And happy Jingleheim, of course.[0:10:01]   The day after Christmas with me, the Jinglehive.[0:10:03]   Here we go.[0:10:04]   Having you.[0:10:07]   Oh, yeah.[0:10:08]   Love will see us through if only you.[0:10:13]   Oh, I shouldn't get my mustache that wet.[0:10:17]   Should never get your mustache that wet.[0:10:19]   It's going to melt up.[0:10:20]   No wonder it always looks like shit.[0:10:23]   Come to me.[0:10:25]   It's going to be a very, very fun day.[0:10:27]   We're so happy you came out.[0:10:29]   For most of the day, we're going to be talking[0:10:30]   about the Twitter files.[0:10:32]   Yeah.[0:10:33]   We're going to go over Matt Teminko's Twitter files[0:10:36]   and how important they are to my Patriot.[0:10:39]   Oh, yeah.[0:10:40]   I wanted to talk about Patriots Prize more.[0:10:42]   Can you believe we wrote that?[0:10:43]   Patriots Prize.[0:10:44]   I liked Michael Contest Prize.[0:10:47]   I like that too.[0:10:48]   I didn't think the guys would get it.[0:10:50]   Is that more of an inside joke between me and you[0:10:52]   than everybody else?[0:10:54]   Because anytime anything happens, I go,[0:10:57]   like if you're sweeping, I go, Michael's sweeping.[0:11:00]   Hi, I'm Michael Sweeping.[0:11:02]   Nice to meet you.[0:11:03]   It's very between us.[0:11:04]   People don't really like that.[0:11:06]   But I've never thought of doing a hyphenated last name.[0:11:09]   A hyphenated last name.[0:11:11]   A cringe last name.[0:11:12]   So this is a whole new world for me.[0:11:14]   But we chose Patriots Prize because it sounded gay.[0:11:20]   We have nothing against your patriotism to the contrary.[0:11:24]   But we do think the word patriot is bad.[0:11:26]   Patriot campers, of course, I harass[0:11:28]   on Instagram all the time.[0:11:30]   Taran Tactical.[0:11:32]   What did I have to say about Taran?[0:11:33]   I was in the shower this morning thinking about[0:11:35]   Taran Tactical, the gun company.[0:11:37]   The guerilla thing?[0:11:38]   No.[0:11:39]   And they make their own firearms.[0:11:42]   I was going to say they look pretty shitty.[0:11:46]   That's all.[0:11:47]   Thank you.[0:11:48]   One more, everybody.[0:11:50]   That'll be two.[0:11:52]   Welcome to Red Bar.[0:11:53]   You're trusting me.[0:11:57]   Oh, yeah.[0:11:58]   Oh, yeah.[0:11:59]   He's building.[0:12:06]   Mike Schmidt, yeah.[0:12:08]   Schitt's Creek, something like that.[0:12:10]   Or on Justified, my favorite part of the episode[0:12:13]   is at the beginning when the credits are on the bottom[0:12:15]   and it shows a guy named Michael Dinner.[0:12:17]   Michael Dinner, yeah, of course.[0:12:19]   I can't listen to the first five minutes of every episode[0:12:22]   because I'm waiting for Michael Dinner to pop up[0:12:24]   so I can say Michael Dinner.[0:12:25]   Yeah, Michael Dinner.[0:12:27]   All right.[0:12:28]   You guys ready to eat?[0:12:30]   Let's do this.[0:12:31]   I want to open up my gift here today.[0:12:33]   Isn't this exciting?[0:12:34]   Look at this.[0:12:35]   My first Christmas present ever.[0:12:37]   And as you can see here, here you can just cut to the main.[0:12:41]   This is a real gift.[0:12:44]   And I'm in heaven today.[0:12:48]   You got a bow.[0:12:49]   You always take sticks on pretty good.[0:12:52]   Stick that there.[0:12:53]   Let's get that music back up.[0:12:54]   Oh, yeah.[0:12:55]   It's Christmas.[0:12:56]   What did I get?[0:12:57]   Let's find out.[0:12:59]   Thank you, everybody, for the gift.[0:13:01]   By the way, barely anybody sent me a gift.[0:13:03]   I think nobody.[0:13:05]   Why aren't I included in your Christmas?[0:13:07]   Why isn't my birthday?[0:13:08]   No, I love gifts.[0:13:10]   Original gifts.[0:13:16]   Please be the power glove.[0:13:22]   Oh, my God.[0:13:24]   No way.[0:13:27]   Are you kidding me?[0:13:33]   Chris D'Elia's No Dance Christmas Sweater.[0:13:36]   Oh, really, dude?[0:13:37]   Thank you.[0:13:39]   Yes.[0:13:42]   Yes.[0:13:45]   This is so great.[0:13:46]   This is official merchandise from the Chris D'Elia store.[0:13:52]   Thank you so much.[0:13:53]   Save this wrapping paper.[0:13:56]   Thank you very much.[0:13:57]   Thank you, guys, for the wonderful gift.[0:13:59]   So, wow, this really means a lot to me today,[0:14:02]   especially on big Chris D'Elia day.[0:14:05]   Many women are listening to the show.[0:14:07]   Many of my fellow allies.[0:14:09]   The women who listen to this show are allies of me.[0:14:13]   And they're listening.[0:14:15]   And they're hoping, you know, a lot of Chris D'Elia's victims are listening today live.[0:14:20]   Oh, sorry, I got this horrible thing.[0:14:22]   Sorry, victims.[0:14:24]   I'm so sorry, victims, if I'm being too goofy.[0:14:27]   Many of the victims are tuned in today.[0:14:30]   We love our victims, don't we?[0:14:32]   And I just wanted to make something perfectly clear, you know, about this Chris D'Elia cancellation.[0:14:38]   It's weird for us because this is a...[0:14:41]   Oh, I'm so sorry about all this.[0:14:44]   Jingleheim always gives me the sniffles.[0:14:48]   We love our victims, but on this show we're very goofy.[0:14:52]   You know, my DJ name, my radio DJ name is radio DJ Michael Gouffé.[0:15:00]   With an O, a U, a couple of Fs, an E, and a T.[0:15:05]   So we're goofy, you know, we're not really a news source.[0:15:08]   This isn't Coffeezilla, you know, we're not covering...[0:15:11]   We're definitely not Kyle, the guy who made the Chris documentary, The Problem with Chris D'Elia.[0:15:18]   Incredible.[0:15:19]   Those are very sensitive, you know, important matters.[0:15:23]   Listen, we've been after Chris.[0:15:25]   Oh, I wanted to get that song.[0:15:28]   Let's see if I can find it.[0:15:31]   Hold on a second.[0:15:33]   And then victims, don't go anywhere victims.[0:15:36]   I love these victims.[0:15:38]   No, I don't want you to be victims, but you know, we're goofy, we're not serious.[0:15:43]   Yes, like Kyle, like I said.[0:15:45]   And we've been after Chris since he came out.[0:15:51]   I mean, I've been after Chris.[0:15:53]   I wrote this song about him.[0:15:55]   Should I play that part of the song for people?[0:15:58]   This was in 2013 on my hit song, The Untitled Buzzfeed Project.[0:16:06]   Okay, turn this off. That's not it.[0:16:09]   Kill that, kill that.[0:16:11]   Although this rules.[0:16:13]   The Untitled Buzzfeed Project is one of my many rap songs, or hip hop.[0:16:20]   And I had a whole verse about Chris D'Elia.[0:16:25]   People didn't even know who he was back then.[0:16:28]   I had listeners writing in going, what's Chris T'Elia?[0:16:32]   What's Chris T'Elia? Chris T'Elia.[0:16:35]   And it was about Chris because when I started following Chris, when he first came out.[0:16:41]   You remember Instagram?[0:16:43]   And when Instagram first came out, it was pretty freaky.[0:16:47]   You had a lot of people doing weird stuff.[0:16:50]   It was the first time we saw people really do the selfie thing, go selfie crazy.[0:16:57]   I had a big problem with this.[0:16:58]   When you saw guys you knew your whole life, taking that dumb photo of them.[0:17:02]   It was weird. There were some guys that I followed on Instagram.[0:17:07]   They'd take a picture of themselves every day.[0:17:10]   Just from a slightly different angle.[0:17:12]   Picture of themselves every day.[0:17:14]   And back then, Chris used to post almost daily a topless photo.[0:17:20]   Oh really dude?[0:17:23]   Sorry, so much eggnog from the jingle.[0:17:27]   This is a lovely sweater.[0:17:29]   And he used to post these topless photos every day.[0:17:32]   And I knew he was up to something. I knew he was no good.[0:17:36]   I was blocked by Chris T'Elia.[0:17:38]   You want to hear that song, that verse?[0:17:40]   It's pretty good.[0:17:42]   Let's see, hopefully this is an upload on YouTube. I hope it's okay.[0:17:45]   I hate every fucking day.[0:17:47]   This is how it starts.[0:17:48]   You like almost fucking anything.[0:17:51]   And I make fun of fucking everything.[0:17:55]   Of everything.[0:17:57]   I think what I'm trying to say is like, enough![0:17:59]   We fucking get it.[0:18:00]   I'm just going to fast forward to the episode.[0:18:02]   Enough! Fucking cram it, lady![0:18:03]   Shut up! Shut up! Enough![0:18:05]   Okay, that's how it starts.[0:18:06]   It's pretty cool.[0:18:07]   And it's got these three verses about these people.[0:18:09]   I wonder what time this Chris part is.[0:18:11]   I want to blow it.[0:18:12]   I think Chris has a third verse.[0:18:14]   Yeah, I know. I know though.[0:18:15]   I'm fucking tired.[0:18:17]   Yeah, I've been trying.[0:18:18]   All right, it's coming up.[0:18:19]   It's coming up.[0:18:21]   You're going to love this part. Listen to this. 2013.[0:18:25]   Why you gotta be so fat?[0:18:27]   Get ready.[0:18:28]   Enough![0:18:29]   We fucking get it.[0:18:30]   Stop![0:18:31]   You're going to like this.[0:18:32]   Enough![0:18:33]   Fucking cram it, lady![0:18:34]   What do I do while we're listening?[0:18:35]   Shut up! Enough![0:18:36]   Stop it with the pictures of your face.[0:18:38]   It's insane.[0:18:39]   Obnoxious and it's everything you ain't.[0:18:41]   I've been saying that if you take a selfie every day,[0:18:44]   you're in pain.[0:18:46]   And if you are a guy, you're fucking gay.[0:18:48]   For instance, once there was a show on NBC.[0:18:51]   It stinks.[0:18:52]   But that's besides the thing.[0:18:53]   This guy upon the screen.[0:18:54]   Let's think.[0:18:55]   OK, we'll call him Chris.[0:18:56]   It is I on other things.[0:18:57]   Other things.[0:18:58]   I don't know why, but I follow him.[0:18:59]   And what if I was going to make you scream?[0:19:01]   Scream.[0:19:02]   Oh, look at this.[0:19:03]   I just went to look at his pics.[0:19:04]   OK.[0:19:05]   What if the bitch fucking blocked me?[0:19:06]   What if the fucking cock teeth?[0:19:07]   It's not going to stop me.[0:19:08]   Watch me.[0:19:09]   Chris D'Elia.[0:19:10]   Stop taking topless photos with your dog.[0:19:12]   They're not about your dog.[0:19:14]   You're fucking sure he's off.[0:19:15]   What a fraud.[0:19:16]   Trying to hang like it's all about a dog.[0:19:18]   What a sexy boy.[0:19:19]   Got to give those likes and embarrassment[0:19:20]   to the whole mankind.[0:19:21]   Die![0:19:22]   What a gay guy.[0:19:23]   Why you got to be a little bitch?[0:19:25]   He really blocked me.[0:19:26]   Enough![0:19:27]   Isn't this nice?[0:19:28]   Thank you.[0:19:29]   Thank you.[0:19:30]   Thank you.[0:19:31]   Fucking damn it, lady.[0:19:32]   Shut up.[0:19:33]   Shut up.[0:19:34]   Enough![0:19:35]   Thank you so much.[0:19:36]   2013.[0:19:37]   We've been after this guy.[0:19:39]   And now.[0:19:40]   Wait.[0:19:41]   And now everybody hates him, isn't it?[0:19:44]   Oh, really, dude?[0:19:45]   To the dog, this is very nice for me.[0:19:47]   So to the victims, nobody is more into taking him down than me.[0:19:54]   I have to say this.[0:19:55]   I did not make up any of the Chris D'Elia allegations.[0:19:58]   I just prayed for them to happen.[0:20:00]   Sorry, victims.[0:20:02]   He didn't have anything.[0:20:03]   He didn't want to do any of this.[0:20:05]   But I wished and wished and wished for him to be busted,[0:20:08]   his pedophile or herter of women.[0:20:11]   And then he did all that.[0:20:13]   So my bad.[0:20:14]   Hopefully the victim stuff wasn't too bad.[0:20:18]   But they really got him this time.[0:20:20]   This new documentary really shows some evidence this time.[0:20:27]   Although I thought there was plenty of evidence.[0:20:29]   You know, there were so many people who came out.[0:20:31]   Remember when the big Chris D'Elia cancellation broke?[0:20:34]   How many people came out?[0:20:36]   I mean, it was magical.[0:20:37]   But his fans, they really don't want to believe.[0:20:42]   Today we're going to talk about these fans.[0:20:43]   We're going to show you some instances of these fans that don't want to believe.[0:20:46]   I also want to talk about why canceling Chris is so complicated.[0:20:51]   Okay?[0:20:52]   Canceling Chris is tough.[0:20:53]   You know why?[0:20:54]   Because we're not SJWs who cancel people.[0:20:58]   This comedy community, like most of the people who are part of this comedy community podcasting,[0:21:05]   they're not into canceling.[0:21:07]   And Chris is awfully boring.[0:21:10]   He's not really a guy that we even really like to cover because he's so boring and tacky.[0:21:16]   So it is tough for people like us, people like you, to keep caring enough to really bring this guy down.[0:21:23]   But I got some fun ideas today of how we could help bring him down.[0:21:28]   You know, I think the most important thing that we got to do is we got to offload this project onto some women's group that does this for a living.[0:21:38]   I mean, really, we're not going to do it.[0:21:40]   We're not going to be emailing clubs.[0:21:42]   We should be, but we can't.[0:21:44]   I mean, we're guys, you know, and we're alphas, right?[0:21:51]   So we can't be emailing clubs and doing all this stuff in a full-time job of canceling Chris,[0:21:58]   although that's what needs to be done because we would love to see the outcome of that, right?[0:22:04]   Don't you want to see Brendan Schaub and Eric Griffin go, sorry, we got a part raised because of the Spencer ships.[0:22:09]   Don't you want to see that million dollar tour that he's on have to cancel because these theaters can't have this guy, you know, hurting all the women in the crowd, allegedly.[0:22:21]   Wouldn't it be nice if all the hotels Chris stayed at during these tours couldn't have him anymore.[0:22:28]   He had to stay at a Motel 6 or something because these these name brand hotels can't have him doing this stuff to their maids, allegedly.[0:22:38]   But we can't be emailing all those people.[0:22:40]   We don't have the time. We're too cruel.[0:22:42]   We're too, you know, mature.[0:22:49]   So we have to find, here's the easy thing to do.[0:22:52]   Let's deliver the story in a nice package to board women's organizations.[0:22:58]   So I'm calling on Kyle out where I'm asking Kyle and all these people involved, Jen Kirkman out there.[0:23:05]   Do you know any women's organizations that, you know, I'm sure they want to cancel someone, right?[0:23:11]   They loved the Me Too movement.[0:23:14]   I love the Me Too movement.[0:23:16]   You know, I like seeing all those people really get caught in that.[0:23:21]   And I like seeing people get canceled. I like seeing good men go down for nothing.[0:23:26]   And there's got to be women's groups out there who have nothing to do anymore and that they would love to make this their pet project.[0:23:34]   How do we get them into Chris?[0:23:37]   I think that would be easier.[0:23:38]   Let's delegate this to a group that cares because we're not going to do it.[0:23:43]   It's been obvious.[0:23:44]   We've been showing you everything Chris has done for years and years and years.[0:23:47]   Nobody does anything.[0:23:49]   However, today we're going to run one of my contests.[0:23:54]   So let's do this.[0:23:55]   I want to bother a lot of people today.[0:23:57]   Eric Griffin, let's bother him.[0:23:59]   Let's alligate.[0:24:01]   Brendan Schaub, let's try to bother him.[0:24:04]   Although I think he's still busy typing up that 300 page report about the trolling that happened to him.[0:24:12]   That came from Tiger Belly.[0:24:15]   Where is that report Brendan?[0:24:17]   You know, I tried listening to, listen to this.[0:24:19]   I've got a nice speaker in the shower now thanks to the Sonos move from Best Buy that I bought.[0:24:26]   I know a lot of you hate Sonos.[0:24:30]   So do I.[0:24:31]   I got a Sonos move in the shower and you could hear I listen to podcasts while I clean myself.[0:24:36]   And you could hear everything clearly.[0:24:39]   And clearly today I listen to The Golden Hour, formally The King and the Sting of the Wing.[0:24:47]   Which used to be just The King and the Sting.[0:24:49]   Remember Theo Vaughn and Brendan did a podcast together.[0:24:53]   Then they added Eric Griffin.[0:24:55]   Then they added Delia.[0:24:57]   Then Theo left.[0:24:59]   And now, literally, listen to this.[0:25:01]   It's just Eric Griffin, Brendan Schaub, and Chris Delia together.[0:25:07]   Do you want a pot?[0:25:08]   And Hella Mark Harley I think is back there somewhere.[0:25:11]   My main producer. Hella Mark loves me.[0:25:14]   Do those three guys even have like a rapport at all?[0:25:17]   It doesn't even seem like they go together.[0:25:19]   I don't think they know each other even.[0:25:21]   I was listening to that in the shower.[0:25:23]   You couldn't even hear what they were saying.[0:25:26]   It was so loud that I thought Jules was going to think I was screaming for help again.[0:25:30]   I can't get up in the shower type of stuff.[0:25:34]   But it was just them screaming.[0:25:36]   There's no like limiter or compression on their show.[0:25:39]   It gets loud when it's loud.[0:25:41]   But here's the main problem.[0:25:43]   Brendan's voice is so mumbling.[0:25:47]   You can't hear anything in the shower.[0:25:54]   And his cheek is so swollen.[0:25:57]   I am so glad his kid gets seizures.[0:26:02]   I'm going after just his kid and not him.[0:26:06]   Oh please.[0:26:07]   I love that his wife is Mexican.[0:26:10]   You hear that the victims?[0:26:11]   Someone said Hella Mark Harley was fired recently.[0:26:14]   No![0:26:15]   That can't be true.[0:26:16]   Bring up for my Christmas Jules.[0:26:18]   Jingle high.[0:26:19]   Bring up.[0:26:21]   You know how people celebrate Festivus?[0:26:23]   They draw a pole and the Jews celebrate Festivus because Larry David who by the way was just accused of raping.[0:26:31]   That's not true.[0:26:32]   Yes it is.[0:26:33]   Cassie David.[0:26:35]   If you hang out with Cassie David and Alex from Call Her Daddy you might be John Mayer.[0:26:43]   I hate this.[0:26:44]   Cassie David might be the end of Larry David for me.[0:26:47]   I cannot watch Curb Your Enthusiasm knowing he has this rat faced fucking daughter who people think has nice tits.[0:26:57]   I mean there's nothing about her that's good.[0:26:59]   Off with her fucking head.[0:27:01]   Did you guys see that?[0:27:02]   Right back Cassie David.[0:27:03]   Write an article about me cutting off your head.[0:27:05]   Did you see that Call Her Daddy with John Mayer?[0:27:07]   Did anyone else watch that?[0:27:08]   Does anybody watch Call Her Daddy?[0:27:10]   John Mayer is a bad bad guy.[0:27:13]   Pull up Jules that Mark Harley rap.[0:27:16]   I never showed that.[0:27:17]   Hella Mark Harley is like me.[0:27:20]   He raps.[0:27:21]   Wait till you hear Hella Mark Harley rap.[0:27:24]   You can find the video probably.[0:27:25]   I got it.[0:27:26]   Send that to me.[0:27:27]   We'll do a rise.[0:27:28]   You guys having a good time so far?[0:27:30]   Let me hear you.[0:27:31]   Brendan isn't.[0:27:32]   I'm reading the chat for the first time.[0:27:34]   I'm usually too scared.[0:27:35]   Let's see what people say about me and the show.[0:27:38]   I saw something about Jingleheim in there.[0:27:41]   Let's see.[0:27:42]   Jingleheim.[0:27:43]   They just wrote that.[0:27:44]   Okay.[0:27:45]   We need to get Mark a new job.[0:27:46]   Not me.[0:27:47]   Mark Harley.[0:27:48]   Hella Mark Harley.[0:27:49]   He's a producer with the long hair.[0:27:51]   Sounds like dang croc.[0:27:53]   He rapes.[0:27:55]   No.[0:27:56]   Okay.[0:27:57]   All right.[0:27:58]   Let's play this.[0:27:59]   Here.[0:28:00]   We'll do a rise.[0:28:01]   You guys are gonna have the best day of red bar today.[0:28:03]   Let's do a rise, Jules.[0:28:05]   Here you go, folks.[0:28:07]   One, two, three.[0:28:09]   Hit it.[0:28:10]   Is it doing it?[0:28:12]   Look at that.[0:28:16]   MTV Cribs presents The Rise.[0:28:21]   New shirt from AG at the mall.[0:28:25]   New shirt underneath.[0:28:28]   Two.[0:28:29]   Here it is.[0:28:30]   This rise.[0:28:31]   There we go.[0:28:32]   Uh oh.[0:28:33]   Uh oh.[0:28:34]   It's going up.[0:28:35]   It keeps going.[0:28:36]   I can't stop it.[0:28:37]   What will happen?[0:28:38]   It's gonna unplug.[0:28:39]   You have to stop it.[0:28:40]   Oh god.[0:28:41]   It's gonna unplug.[0:28:42]   Okay.[0:28:43]   No playing around with the rise.[0:28:44]   The highest rise in the game.[0:28:48]   Red bar.[0:28:50]   Let's get a rise out of these motherfuckers, huh?[0:28:55]   It goes all the way up and it starts pushing the roof and then pushes the roof open.[0:29:00]   It's pretty cool.[0:29:02]   All right.[0:29:03]   Welcome to red bar.[0:29:04]   Welcome to my rise.[0:29:05]   TV look good?[0:29:07]   Everything look good?[0:29:08]   That's a TV with a matte finish there so there's no glare.[0:29:12]   A lot of red bar copiers always wonder, how do you get the glare out of the TV?[0:29:16]   You ever seen a red bar copy show?[0:29:19]   They're everywhere.[0:29:20]   There's about 37 red bar copy shows.[0:29:25]   Every guy is more deranged than the last.[0:29:28]   It's almost like a copy of a copy of a copy.[0:29:31]   There's this one where the guy doesn't even talk.[0:29:33]   He can't.[0:29:34]   Cause he's so...[0:29:35]   You know those zoom shows or like discord shows people do where there's like 20 guys[0:29:41]   Yes.[0:29:42]   On one screen.[0:29:43]   We should do that with all.[0:29:44]   With every red bar.[0:29:45]   How about that?[0:29:46]   If you've copied red bar.[0:29:48]   We're not mad.[0:29:49]   We're not mad.[0:29:50]   And I know you refuse to believe it.[0:29:54]   And you're going to come after me.[0:29:57]   If you've copied red bar all get together on zoom 20 screens like the Brady bunch times[0:30:03]   five and then do your show all together with your clapping and bomb sound effects and your[0:30:10]   shitty TVs with the giant bezel and the glare.[0:30:13]   You will never get to these heights.[0:30:17]   But I want to see them all at once.[0:30:18]   But they're not talking to each other on zoom.[0:30:20]   They're all just doing their own show.[0:30:23]   Yes, exactly.[0:30:24]   Simultaneously.[0:30:25]   Yes.[0:30:26]   And they're all retarded.[0:30:27]   They all start like fighting.[0:30:28]   Okay.[0:30:29]   No, you're not retarded.[0:30:31]   You're all so good.[0:30:32]   You know, I was watching my favorite show on Netflix called The Hype.[0:30:39]   This show sucks so bad.[0:30:42]   Talk about freaks.[0:30:43]   It's a streetwear.[0:30:45]   Is there anything more disgusting than streetwear?[0:30:49]   We've been having such a hard time making the new merch because I actually don't like[0:30:54]   all this stuff.[0:30:55]   Like I like to wear just plain stuff with like a tiny thing there.[0:31:00]   So we've had a very hard time designing our new merch because I don't know what to even[0:31:06]   I don't even know what I like anymore.[0:31:08]   Like if it were up to me, you would just get this shirt.[0:31:10]   There's nothing on it.[0:31:11]   That's it.[0:31:12]   And then I get confused.[0:31:14]   I go, oh, we're not a clothing company.[0:31:16]   They just want like merch to represent the show.[0:31:18]   We're not a clothing company.[0:31:20]   It doesn't have to be clothing.[0:31:23]   But then streetwear is so insane.[0:31:25]   You know what I mean?[0:31:26]   If you haven't seen this show, The Hype on Netflix, it's a judge.[0:31:30]   HBO Max.[0:31:31]   Oh, HBO Max.[0:31:32]   Of course.[0:31:33]   Just in case you're looking.[0:31:34]   And it's a streetwear designed competition show.[0:31:37]   And they have three judges.[0:31:38]   One of the judges is from a store I refuse to shop at anymore.[0:31:42]   Union Los Angeles.[0:31:45]   And it's this black feminist fucking bitch.[0:31:49]   She is the biggest bitch.[0:31:50]   The other judge is this white makeup artist or stylist.[0:31:55]   She's a complete cunt.[0:31:57]   And then the other judge is not offset, but take off.[0:32:01]   Wait, it's not take off, but offset.[0:32:06]   From the Migas.[0:32:08]   And you know this band?[0:32:10]   Cut it up, cut it up, cut it up, cut it up.[0:32:12]   We're all 75 years old.[0:32:14]   It's like the Harlem Globetrotters, those Migos.[0:32:18]   Yeah, they are like the Harlem Globetrotters.[0:32:20]   And he's in it.[0:32:22]   Offset, is that his name?[0:32:24]   Yes.[0:32:25]   He's such a jerk.[0:32:27]   And he said something.[0:32:29]   Somebody was like talking about how their style was jacked, right?[0:32:34]   Somebody go, man, how you know about me?[0:32:36]   Man, man, man.[0:32:37]   I got like 20 people going chugga-duh, chugga-duh, chugga-duh.[0:32:39]   Like every day, man, people jacking my style.[0:32:41]   Who cares, man?[0:32:42]   Sincerity the most form of flattery, bro.[0:32:45]   And so that's how I feel exactly about my copycats.[0:32:50]   Oh, my copycats, you're so pathetic.[0:32:52]   It's not about the screen.[0:32:54]   You know?[0:32:56]   I hate my copycats, man.[0:33:01]   I don't.[0:33:02]   I don't.[0:33:03]   No, I'm just kidding.[0:33:04]   I don't hate the copycats.[0:33:05]   I used to get mad, but now I'm worried.[0:33:07]   I'm not kidding.[0:33:09]   There's more copycats to this show than like any show out there.[0:33:12]   I'm like the new Dave Attell.[0:33:17]   Don't I look just like Dave Attell still?[0:33:20]   Okay, we brought up a rise for a reason.[0:33:22]   Sorry, copycats.[0:33:23]   And the copycats refuse.[0:33:24]   Oh, they just refuse to believe it.[0:33:27]   You know, can you guys pick on these copycats a little bit more?[0:33:30]   You don't do anything to the copycats.[0:33:32]   You go, oh, good show.[0:33:33]   Good show.[0:33:34]   Okay, I'm just kidding about the cop.[0:33:36]   I shouldn't have said that.[0:33:37]   Oh, look at this gift I got.[0:33:39]   This is a new lighter.[0:33:40]   Look at this lighter somebody got me.[0:33:42]   I forgot to show this.[0:33:43]   You didn't show that last time?[0:33:44]   That's so nice.[0:33:45]   Look at this.[0:33:46]   No juice in it.[0:33:47]   Well, don't complain that there's no juice because, you know.[0:33:49]   I'm not complaining.[0:33:51]   Remember that one guy?[0:33:52]   I wonder if he sent me another email.[0:33:54]   I don't read emails anymore because they're so scary.[0:33:56]   So many threats.[0:33:58]   So many threats.[0:33:59]   Okay, let's calm down.[0:34:01]   What was I going to show people on the screen here?[0:34:03]   Helimar Carly's rat.[0:34:04]   Helimar Carly's rat.[0:34:05]   Wait till you see that.[0:34:06]   You guys are going to die.[0:34:07]   And this isn't to make fun of him.[0:34:08]   This endured, endeared us to him.[0:34:10]   And I don't know if Mersh.[0:34:13]   I like Mersh.[0:34:14]   I don't, you know, I found out Mersh goes after Helimar Carly.[0:34:18]   Oh, man.[0:34:19]   So they're going to think I stole.[0:34:21]   Okay, we'll just cover the good things about him from now on.[0:34:24]   Yeah.[0:34:25]   Do you remember what Mersh was like when I was really sick?[0:34:27]   He was like, I'm so glad he's dead.[0:34:29]   I'm going to steal us.[0:34:30]   Why would you do that?[0:34:32]   Why would you do that?[0:34:34]   You're so glad I'm hurt.[0:34:37]   That's so.[0:34:38]   Is this, this is Chris D'Elia.[0:34:40]   This ain't the Helimar.[0:34:41]   Where did you put it?[0:34:42]   Up next?[0:34:43]   Ah, okay.[0:34:44]   Helimar Carly Raps.[0:34:46]   Have you seen this?[0:34:47]   Now he used to look a little bit different, but I swear this is him.[0:34:50]   This is that guy from Fighter and the Kid.[0:34:52]   He's their producer with the long hair.[0:34:54]   He's been, you guys have been tormenting him on Instagram.[0:34:58]   He gets back to all of you.[0:35:00]   He starts yelling at you.[0:35:01]   He starts arguing.[0:35:02]   Helimar, somebody told him, uh, or I guess on the last show I said,[0:35:06]   I would love to have him call in.[0:35:08]   I don't know what I was talking about.[0:35:10]   We do not want that at all.[0:35:12]   But somebody messaged Helimar Carly.[0:35:14]   They go, Mike wants you to call in.[0:35:16]   Oh, I wish I would have known.[0:35:17]   I would love to call in.[0:35:18]   He got all excited.[0:35:20]   You're not calling in.[0:35:23]   You know, what would I even say?[0:35:25]   Here he is rapping.[0:35:27]   This is Helimar Carly to get our day started here on the big red bar.[0:35:30]   Happy Jingleheim.[0:35:32]   Check this out.[0:35:34]   You're really going to like this.[0:35:35]   This is him.[0:35:36]   I really like Eminem's rap on that.[0:35:39]   Do it.[0:35:40]   It's like, oh.[0:35:41]   This is him.[0:35:42]   There they go.[0:35:43]   Packing stadiums, the shady spits.[0:35:44]   Nuts they go.[0:35:45]   Academia they go.[0:35:46]   So ballistic bombs.[0:35:47]   You can make them look like bozos.[0:35:48]   He's wondering if he should spit this low.[0:35:50]   Fuck no.[0:35:51]   Go for broke.[0:35:52]   Oh, no.[0:35:53]   He ain't handed a buzz like this since the last time that he overdosed.[0:35:55]   They've been waiting patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose back into the game.[0:35:58]   And I know rap will never be the same as before.[0:36:00]   Bashing the brains of these hoes and establishing the game as he goes.[0:36:02]   The passion, the flame, it's ignited.[0:36:04]   You can't burn it out once we light it.[0:36:05]   This shit is exactly what the fuck that I'm talking about when we riot.[0:36:07]   You deal with a few true villains who stand inside of a boot you're spilling.[0:36:10]   It's been true villains until the true villains come flying about in the mouth.[0:36:12]   Now rewind it.[0:36:13]   Payback by the fuck of the way that you got to be.[0:36:14]   How's the taste?[0:36:15]   What's that taste?[0:36:16]   It's about to make so loud that it shakes the place.[0:36:18]   Oh, no.[0:36:19]   More.[0:36:20]   More.[0:36:21]   As Kanye would say.[0:36:22]   That was amazing, wasn't it?[0:36:24]   Don't you just love Hella Mark Harley?[0:36:26]   Can you do more?[0:36:27]   Hella Mark David is my new name.[0:36:30]   Please, more.[0:36:32]   Last night when we were trying to think of the contest keyword, I was like, just do Michael May I.[0:36:37]   Michael May I.[0:36:38]   And then Mike was like, how about Hella Michael May I.[0:36:42]   And then they're like, Hella Mark Harley's not that big a part of our show.[0:36:46]   People don't even know him.[0:36:48]   Oh, this is the what someone sent me about.[0:36:51]   They think he's quitting or he got fired.[0:36:53]   Yeah.[0:36:54]   Let's let's hear it.[0:36:55]   Send a message to Reddit posts.[0:36:57]   Everybody having a nice time?[0:36:59]   It's a Reddit post.[0:37:01]   Oh, I better make sure people can't see all my stuff I've been doing on Reddit.[0:37:05]   Homeless cats is what the fighter and the kid.[0:37:09]   We have a story for later.[0:37:10]   We do about the homeless cat.[0:37:13]   Oh, wow.[0:37:14]   I can't believe it.[0:37:15]   OK, here's Hella Mark Harley.[0:37:16]   I haven't read this.[0:37:17]   This is all breaking.[0:37:19]   Oh, it says, LOL, your shop's assistant.[0:37:24]   And then somebody says, I think shop fired Hella Mark Harley.[0:37:29]   And that's it.[0:37:31]   And then Hella Mark Harley responded.[0:37:33]   Oh, wait, Hella Mark where?[0:37:35]   Right there.[0:37:36]   Oh, with a frown.[0:37:37]   He responded with a frown.[0:37:38]   Look at that.[0:37:39]   Hella Mark Harley responds with a frown.[0:37:42]   You know, you can never tell when someone's fired.[0:37:45]   I.E. Salvo and Chemstar.[0:37:49]   You never know when somebody's fired in these podcasts anymore.[0:37:52]   I might fire Jules and hire Stavi Official from the chat.[0:37:59]   By the way, that guy Stavi Official in the chat was caught harassing me in the Discord and stealing Red Bar episodes.[0:38:08]   I confronted him and sent him a bill, an invoice.[0:38:10]   This is true.[0:38:11]   He paid it.[0:38:13]   I'm not kidding.[0:38:14]   Stavi Official in the chat.[0:38:16]   He hasn't been back since that happened.[0:38:18]   No, he's here today.[0:38:19]   Oh, really?[0:38:20]   He's here today.[0:38:21]   Listen to this.[0:38:22]   So we have spies everywhere and they always send me screenshots of what everybody's doing to hurt us.[0:38:27]   And in this Discord, have you ever been invited to a Red Bar Discord?[0:38:31]   It's fake.[0:38:32]   It's these evil guys trying to hurt us.[0:38:35]   You don't go there.[0:38:37]   If you go there, we're excommunicating you.[0:38:41]   And this guy sends me a screenshot and it's Stavi Official and this other guy in there sharing episodes and teaching people how to steal episodes.[0:38:49]   So I go, oh, Stavi Official, huh?[0:38:52]   Because he's here every week.[0:38:54]   I look him up.[0:38:55]   I've got his Scars Club account.[0:38:56]   He's bought stuff.[0:38:58]   I send him an invoice.[0:38:59]   For all the months, he's not been a Scars Club member stealing.[0:39:04]   He gave me some wise guy response at first, and then I just said, you know, make the decision.[0:39:09]   The decision is yours.[0:39:10]   Bye.[0:39:12]   He ended up paying.[0:39:13]   Oh, and it's even more than that.[0:39:15]   I sent him a PayPal invoice.[0:39:16]   He goes, I'm not debasing myself by signing up for PayPal to pay for this.[0:39:21]   And I just didn't respond.[0:39:23]   Ten minutes later, there's my money.[0:39:26]   He got scared.[0:39:28]   But hold on.[0:39:29]   Watch how nice I am.[0:39:31]   He's in our chat today, right?[0:39:32]   Not banned, not blocked.[0:39:33]   Second chances.[0:39:35]   It's water under the arm.[0:39:37]   Water under the bridge, Stavi Official.[0:39:39]   That's how nice I've become.[0:39:42]   But I did want to embarrass you, humiliate you.[0:39:46]   You did pay.[0:39:47]   I've got all the evidence.[0:39:48]   I've got your addresses.[0:39:51]   We've got it all.[0:39:52]   Do not steal from me.[0:39:55]   Steal from stores.[0:39:57]   OK?[0:39:58]   Not me.[0:39:59]   That's just terrible.[0:40:00]   Well, no, we've given him a second chance.[0:40:03]   You could give him a second chance.[0:40:04]   Stavi Official.[0:40:05]   He's human now.[0:40:07]   He can steal one episode.[0:40:09]   He didn't steal one episode.[0:40:11]   He stole them all.[0:40:12]   No stealing.[0:40:14]   We'll find you.[0:40:15]   We'll embarrass you.[0:40:16]   So that's that.[0:40:19]   Let's see what people are saying about him now.[0:40:21]   What a bitch.[0:40:22]   Yeah, he did pay, though.[0:40:23]   I could show you everything, too.[0:40:24]   I got the receipts.[0:40:25]   Got it all.[0:40:26]   Sorry, Stavi.[0:40:28]   You know, everybody believes me.[0:40:29]   No one believes you.[0:40:32]   Pretty cool, huh?[0:40:33]   I wasn't planning even to do that.[0:40:35]   It's just I don't know why reminding me.[0:40:38]   Just came out.[0:40:39]   Yeah, yeah, yeah.[0:40:40]   We do have merch coming.[0:40:41]   Merch coming very soon.[0:40:43]   I thought it's a little tacky to put it out on Christmas Greed.[0:40:46]   Oh, buy it, buy it.[0:40:48]   It was your Christmas.[0:40:49]   We don't really want to be involved in Christmas.[0:40:52]   It's a little tacky.[0:40:54]   You know, I got it.[0:40:56]   They got you involved in this Christmas throughout your whole life by giving you presents.[0:41:00]   You're addicted.[0:41:01]   You love those days off.[0:41:03]   You love those presents.[0:41:04]   But we're not going to be involved in such suspicious traditions.[0:41:09]   We're going to make our own traditions, as I forced Jules to make in our household.[0:41:13]   She's had to dump all her family's traditions to follow my wacky ones.[0:41:19]   You know, it'll probably lead her down the wrong path, but and it might lead you down the wrong path.[0:41:24]   But we're going to come out with merch very soon.[0:41:26]   Just in time for the second half of winter when all your hoodies are all crusty.[0:41:31]   You're sick of wearing them anyway, right?[0:41:33]   You're going to get some new, very fresh, very clean looks.[0:41:37]   So be on the lookout for that because we're giving away 20 $50 gift cards.[0:41:43]   A thousand dollars worth of gift cards given out today.[0:41:47]   We've already picked the winners.[0:41:49]   We sent out that email.[0:41:50]   We've picked the laptop winner.[0:41:52]   That's going to be coming up in about an hour.[0:41:57]   Pretty cool, huh?[0:41:59]   We got this.[0:42:00]   Look at this.[0:42:01]   This came in this morning, which was so sweet.[0:42:04]   And this must be new, right?[0:42:07]   This didn't happen last year.[0:42:08]   Look at this.[0:42:09]   Somebody made this for us.[0:42:10]   Our red bar gingerbread home.[0:42:13]   Look at that.[0:42:14]   I hate ginger bread.[0:42:17]   I love ginger, the ingredient.[0:42:19]   But look at this.[0:42:20]   There's me at the desk.[0:42:22]   Marshmallow Mike wearing my flower shirt from the Sven episode only.[0:42:27]   What's on this guy's mind?[0:42:29]   Just kidding.[0:42:31]   And man, I wish my mustache looked like that.[0:42:33]   That's pretty good.[0:42:35]   And then here's Jules over here.[0:42:37]   Isn't that Sven?[0:42:38]   Oh, that.[0:42:39]   Wait, that is Sven.[0:42:40]   What the fuck?[0:42:43]   Looking like hell.[0:42:44]   I was going to say Jules is looking.[0:42:45]   We just got this today.[0:42:47]   This just came across our desk.[0:42:48]   So that is Sven looking like Hitler.[0:42:50]   He looks just like him.[0:42:52]   I love Hitler.[0:42:55]   Is that pretty good?[0:42:56]   We say that all the time now.[0:42:58]   I love Hitler.[0:43:02]   What happened to Kanye?[0:43:04]   I know.[0:43:05]   I kind of thought that he should have given the people some sort of message on Christmas.[0:43:07]   A Christmas speech.[0:43:08]   I mean, we were listening to some Kanye the other day.[0:43:11]   We were crying.[0:43:13]   It's so hard to hear his music.[0:43:14]   You know why?[0:43:15]   Because when he goes, I love Hitler, it sounds just like his songs.[0:43:21]   Look at this.[0:43:22]   What's up here?[0:43:23]   Oh, these are the sconces.[0:43:24]   Look at this.[0:43:25]   So awesome.[0:43:26]   Sconces.[0:43:27]   Some jelly beans here.[0:43:28]   Now, how come Sven gets hair but you don't?[0:43:30]   Wow.[0:43:31]   Wait, I've got a little hair there.[0:43:34]   Little chocolate here.[0:43:35]   Thank you for this gingerbread house.[0:43:36]   And look at that cityscape on the TV in the background.[0:43:38]   That's beautiful.[0:43:39]   The plant back there.[0:43:40]   He even got your desk lamp.[0:43:42]   Look at that.[0:43:44]   Brought a tear to my eye.[0:43:46]   Hey, can you film a video of you eating the gingerbread house?[0:43:50]   Yes.[0:43:51]   If you could finish that whole gingerbread house, we'll give you a second laptop.[0:43:56]   You got to make a video of you eating the entire house one gummy at a time.[0:44:00]   Okay.[0:44:01]   Thank you so much for that.[0:44:02]   No chewing.[0:44:03]   No what?[0:44:04]   No chewing.[0:44:05]   No chewing.[0:44:06]   I hate chews.[0:44:09]   The chews.[0:44:12]   Join the Scars Club.[0:44:13]   Our last episode was terrific.[0:44:15]   It's up there right now on the Scars Club.[0:44:17]   The last episode was terrific.[0:44:19]   These are episodic episodes.[0:44:21]   You got to let in an order.[0:44:23]   Join the Scars Club this year at redbarradio.net slash scars.[0:44:28]   Sign up.[0:44:29]   It's very cheap.[0:44:30]   It's too cheap.[0:44:32]   It's one of the cheapest content clubs out there.[0:44:34]   Who did we just see that had a Patreon that was repulsive?[0:44:38]   Who was it?[0:44:40]   Who just started a Patreon that we were making fun of?[0:44:43]   Oh, that's right.[0:44:45]   Okay.[0:44:46]   Next thing on the Adrian pay.[0:44:48]   Okay.[0:44:49]   Hey, I'm going to be getting back to all your emails and messages.[0:44:52]   We got a lot this Christmas.[0:44:53]   I like to get back to everybody.[0:44:55]   So if you haven't gotten a message back and it's been two weeks, don't feel bad.[0:44:59]   I could only do four per day.[0:45:01]   Me too.[0:45:02]   I'm so sorry.[0:45:03]   I'm trying to get back to all mine too.[0:45:04]   I don't know how people do it.[0:45:06]   You got to be on Adderall to message people.[0:45:09]   You know, when I, before I met Jules,[0:45:11]   I used to be on mine talking to people all the time,[0:45:14]   getting a real rise out of chatting.[0:45:17]   Now I type four sentences and I'm like, Oh, fuck man.[0:45:21]   And I got to take a break.[0:45:23]   I can't come up with anything good to write half the time.[0:45:26]   I feel awful.[0:45:28]   Not listening to any message.[0:45:30]   That's my problem too.[0:45:31]   I can reply to a lot if I just go like, ha ha thing.[0:45:34]   But I also hate just saying that lame response.[0:45:37]   I know I want to say something nice.[0:45:39]   I want to be conversational.[0:45:40]   It's really hard.[0:45:41]   I don't know how people message people.[0:45:43]   It's like the most nerve wracking thing.[0:45:45]   Guess we're just not funny or smart.[0:45:47]   You know, even when I talk to coffee Zilla,[0:45:50]   the creator of those docs about Logan Paul.[0:45:53]   Congratulations, by the way, coffee Zilla,[0:45:55]   Zilla, 2 million subscribers on YouTube.[0:45:58]   Okay.[0:46:00]   You know what I'm talking about?[0:46:02]   I just, I don't even know what to say to people anymore because me and Jules,[0:46:06]   we say it all to each other every day.[0:46:08]   We don't, we say everything.[0:46:10]   So we're like spent, you know, so we're very sorry.[0:46:14]   We could only get back to four people per day.[0:46:17]   So we're very, very behind, but that doesn't mean you've been ignored.[0:46:21]   We would love to talk to you and it's coming right after the new year.[0:46:25]   We got a big, big, cool vacation coming up.[0:46:29]   Jules and I, we're going, we're going somewhere very cool.[0:46:33]   Somewhere you can't even call.[0:46:35]   It's so cool.[0:46:37]   We'll tell you about that vacation when we get back,[0:46:40]   I'm going to get a really nice tan and we're going to a nude beach.[0:46:45]   Okay.[0:46:46]   Imagine if the listener, a listener caught us at the nude beach long lens.[0:46:51]   They got a whole video of me at the nude beach, walking around,[0:46:54]   bending over, putting it up on X video.[0:46:57]   You know, if you live by a nude beach,[0:47:01]   I will pay you to film, spy film the women there.[0:47:05]   Send it to me.[0:47:06]   There's like barely any nude beach porn anymore.[0:47:10]   I don't know if all the camera men got scared out of this process,[0:47:13]   this voyeur hunt.[0:47:15]   So if you want to do that for me,[0:47:17]   if you live by a nude beach with some nice ladies, film them for me,[0:47:22]   send me the tapes, I'll pay you money for the video.[0:47:25]   Thank you.[0:47:26]   All right, let's do this.[0:47:27]   Got Patriots prizes coming up today.[0:47:30]   Got the mailing list.[0:47:31]   Merch is coming.[0:47:32]   We got all the bullshit out of the way.[0:47:34]   Dringleheim.[0:47:36]   Should we show you this?[0:47:37]   This is very cute and very sad.[0:47:40]   I don't think people know what's going on.[0:47:42]   Trisha Paytas come on down.[0:47:45]   Trisha Paytas has got it going on.[0:47:48]   Everybody.[0:47:49]   Trisha Paytas has got it going on.[0:47:53]   Trisha Paytas has got it going on.[0:47:57]   Trisha Paytas has got it going on.[0:48:01]   Trisha.[0:48:02]   And it keeps going.[0:48:03]   You think it's going to go to the next part of the song.[0:48:05]   It never does.[0:48:07]   It's Tommy NC 2010.[0:48:09]   That's his song about Trisha Paytas.[0:48:12]   Very funny because Trisha Paytas is fully turned in to Tommy NC 2010.[0:48:20]   You remember her from Frenemies.[0:48:22]   You've seen her on the internet.[0:48:23]   She married Hela Klein's brother Moses.[0:48:27]   Remember Moses?[0:48:29]   And we subscribed to Trisha.[0:48:32]   And we've noticed recently.[0:48:35]   If you've subscribed to her you might have noticed this too.[0:48:37]   She's putting out 5 to 15 videos per day.[0:48:43]   And we watched some of them.[0:48:46]   They're really bad.[0:48:48]   Like worse than anything she's ever done.[0:48:51]   They're really off.[0:48:53]   And furthermore the worst part.[0:48:55]   They get around 12k views a pop.[0:49:00]   So look at this.[0:49:01]   Trisha Paytas.[0:49:02]   Big fat woman.[0:49:03]   Ethan Klein's girlfriend.[0:49:06]   I believe they fucked around.[0:49:08]   That's what Adam McIntyre tells me.[0:49:11]   And she used to be rich.[0:49:14]   She was part of the vlog squad.[0:49:15]   Getting hundreds of thousands of views.[0:49:18]   Brand deals.[0:49:19]   She's got that huge mansion.[0:49:22]   She's constantly buying stuff.[0:49:25]   But we're looking at her.[0:49:26]   I do not think that her videos are the worst by the way.[0:49:28]   Every time I turn one on.[0:49:30]   No not every time.[0:49:31]   Not every time.[0:49:33]   The select few I've picked for you.[0:49:35]   The ones we're going to show you today.[0:49:36]   I get more smiles and laughs out of Trisha videos than like a regular movie.[0:49:41]   Oh okay.[0:49:42]   Sure yeah me too.[0:49:44]   Definitely better than Knives Out The Sequel.[0:49:48]   Guys what was that movie called?[0:49:50]   Glass Onion.[0:49:51]   Glass Onion Knives Out.[0:49:53]   I give it an F.[0:49:54]   This was a sequel to Glass House Knives.[0:49:58]   These movies are so bad.[0:50:01]   This is where they hire 100 actors together.[0:50:04]   100 famous celebrities all get together and they're in the movie.[0:50:07]   And whenever they do this now in a movie.[0:50:10]   The actors think that it's just like SNL.[0:50:14]   And they could all just be goofy and do a skit.[0:50:17]   And not really have to act.[0:50:19]   I don't understand what's going on.[0:50:20]   Whenever they do these things where it's got 12 stars.[0:50:24]   In it all the acting is really really bad.[0:50:27]   And the actors just seem like they're.[0:50:29]   Kate Hudson.[0:50:31]   Oh god that was really really bad.[0:50:33]   It almost has to close my eyes and ears.[0:50:36]   She was so grating.[0:50:38]   Yeah that movie was just terrible.[0:50:40]   But it's got a 93 critic score.[0:50:43]   And a 93 audience score.[0:50:47]   I mean this movie deserves like a 14% on both ends.[0:50:52]   It was remarkably bad.[0:50:55]   To the point where I usually don't do this.[0:50:57]   I usually let people like what they like right.[0:51:00]   Live and let live.[0:51:02]   I get a lot of people like I promoted a movie that I liked.[0:51:05]   And this guy like filed this whole harassing message against me.[0:51:11]   Like two weeks ago I don't even remember the movie.[0:51:13]   I promoted some movie.[0:51:14]   I said it was fun.[0:51:15]   We loved it.[0:51:16]   And they got so violently mad at me for liking this movie.[0:51:21]   It really like.[0:51:22]   Which one is that?[0:51:23]   I don't even want to talk about it.[0:51:24]   No tell me.[0:51:25]   No I don't remember.[0:51:26]   I just remember I promoted some movie two weeks ago.[0:51:30]   I don't remember which one.[0:51:31]   What could it have been.[0:51:32]   And they told me how terrible it was.[0:51:34]   And how I've fallen off.[0:51:35]   I don't know anything anymore.[0:51:37]   So I don't want to do that to you.[0:51:39]   But in this case with this Glass Onion movie.[0:51:43]   If you enjoy that type of film.[0:51:45]   And last year they put out one for Christmas too on Netflix.[0:51:48]   What was that one we watched last year?[0:51:50]   Oh Don't Look Up.[0:51:51]   Don't Look Up.[0:51:52]   If you like those types of movies.[0:51:55]   You're not good.[0:51:57]   You're off.[0:51:58]   I think they must be actually bad.[0:52:00]   Because I really want to like that type of movie.[0:52:02]   And just like a light hearted bunch of celebs.[0:52:05]   That sounds right up my alley.[0:52:07]   But they always.[0:52:08]   They ruin it.[0:52:09]   And the celebs goof around as if it's a party for them.[0:52:11]   It's not a party.[0:52:12]   And all of the writing is like a 50 year old man.[0:52:15]   Who like just went on Twitter once.[0:52:17]   And we hate Bullet Train.[0:52:19]   Somebody I'm sorry.[0:52:20]   The chat's yelling about Bullet Train.[0:52:22]   Here's something about me you probably won't understand.[0:52:24]   We haven't seen that one.[0:52:25]   Doesn't matter.[0:52:26]   Listen to this.[0:52:27]   I hate Guy Ritchie movies.[0:52:31]   Yup.[0:52:32]   You'd think I'd like them right?[0:52:34]   He's like Tarantino.[0:52:35]   No.[0:52:36]   I don't want to see the British.[0:52:39]   Goofing around with their fast talking guns.[0:52:43]   Sorry.[0:52:44]   Not for me.[0:52:45]   If you're British I turn it off.[0:52:47]   That's pal.[0:52:48]   How are you going to get along?[0:52:49]   Sorry pal is what I say to a British film.[0:52:51]   How are you going to get along with my sister on this trip?[0:52:54]   Because those are her faves.[0:52:56]   Well I'm not planning on talking to her one bit on this trip.[0:52:59]   So I hate Knives Out.[0:53:01]   I hate that stuff.[0:53:02]   What did you think of Bones and All?[0:53:04]   I loved Bones and All.[0:53:09]   I loved Bones and All.[0:53:13]   And that kid who's in Bones and All is really cool.[0:53:16]   Mike did you see Spirited?[0:53:20]   I don't watch Japanese porn.[0:53:22]   Guy Bitchy.[0:53:24]   That's good.[0:53:25]   Let's see.[0:53:27]   And what was the other?[0:53:28]   Yeah I will not watch Bullet Train because of that.[0:53:30]   If it were shot in English I might.[0:53:33]   Bones and All is pretty good though.[0:53:34]   I like Bones and All.[0:53:36]   I like the guy who comes up and goes oh well I've been following you.[0:53:41]   Yeah.[0:53:42]   Thank you so much.[0:53:43]   So what was I going to do here today?[0:53:46]   Before I got into all that did I finish everything that I was saying there?[0:53:49]   Trisha and Moses.[0:53:50]   Trisha and Moses.[0:53:51]   You got to see what they've been doing.[0:53:52]   I just don't know.[0:53:54]   You know she's got this multi.[0:53:55]   It's got to be at least $15 million her house.[0:53:59]   I don't know where the money is coming from.[0:54:01]   Like Deaf Noodles.[0:54:02]   You look at Deaf Noodles views he's getting 1.3K a day.[0:54:06]   He's got this $13,000 a month office that he's renting for his studio.[0:54:11]   Surely he's got a home and all this.[0:54:13]   Where is he getting the money?[0:54:15]   He's not doing brand deals.[0:54:17]   There's no secret stuff.[0:54:18]   Where is he getting the money?[0:54:19]   Where does Deaf Noodles get the money?[0:54:21]   And that's what I ask of Trisha Paytas.[0:54:24]   Where is the money coming from?[0:54:26]   You know you can see what she's doing.[0:54:27]   She's posting 15 videos a day now to YouTube that get 12K views each.[0:54:32]   Hoping that will add up to you know the amount that she used to get.[0:54:36]   But still I can't imagine that making enough money.[0:54:40]   And isn't she terrified?[0:54:43]   Let me show you some of the stuff she's been doing.[0:54:45]   It's been rather unusual.[0:54:48]   Where do we got is it up next year?[0:54:50]   Trisha and Moses Christmas.[0:54:52]   And I love this.[0:54:53]   Moses.[0:54:54]   And then there was Trisha and Moses do the White Lotus.[0:54:57]   Okay let's start with this.[0:54:58]   You guys seen White Lotus season 2?[0:55:01]   We love that show.[0:55:03]   We love it.[0:55:04]   We hope you are caught up.[0:55:06]   So you just made Glass Onion like the White Lotus.[0:55:09]   We love the White Lotus.[0:55:10]   I'm doing a White Lotus style trip coming up.[0:55:13]   I cannot wait to cheat.[0:55:16]   I'm going to be cheating on MDMA.[0:55:18]   I'm going to be doing a lot of weird stuff where Jules has to ask the questions that she doesn't deserve the right to know.[0:55:24]   Who am I going to be scoping out the bikini babes on this trip?[0:55:29]   It's going to be White Lotus style which she loves.[0:55:32]   So I can do what's been done in White Lotus and get away with it.[0:55:36]   Same.[0:55:37]   Oh not same.[0:55:39]   Not same.[0:55:41]   No I would never cheat.[0:55:42]   I know I bring this up a lot.[0:55:44]   It looks like I'm probably the type of guy to do that but I've never done that in my life.[0:55:48]   Jules on the other hand cheats constantly.[0:55:52]   So this is Trisha and Moses doing the White Lotus impression.[0:55:55]   Is this queued up here?[0:55:57]   29, 25.[0:55:59]   Vlogmas.[0:56:00]   Vlogmas.[0:56:02]   I did Vlogmas this year under a Sudda name.[0:56:06]   Here's Trisha and Moses doing their impression of the White Lotus.[0:56:11]   You're going to get a kick out of this.[0:56:13]   Okay.[0:56:15]   It's the White Lotus finale tonight so we have our White Lotus outfits on.[0:56:19]   I had this topic.[0:56:20]   Oh you're going to look like him.[0:56:22]   I'm cool.[0:56:23]   Oh my God looks so good.[0:56:24]   What is his name on the show?[0:56:27]   I don't think they ever say his name.[0:56:29]   Yes they do.[0:56:30]   Do you know her name?[0:56:31]   Do you know Coolidge's name?[0:56:32]   I don't know her name either.[0:56:33]   Okay so obviously this is Coolidge who's a big star now.[0:56:37]   I don't know how long that will last.[0:56:39]   You know I always hated Coolidge.[0:56:41]   She started on American Pie.[0:56:44]   Of course she was the MILF.[0:56:46]   No MILF of mine.[0:56:48]   I thought she was disgusting of course.[0:56:50]   And then when I really started hating Coolidge was when she was on Whitney's produced show.[0:56:57]   Whitney Cummings.[0:56:58]   Two broke girls.[0:57:01]   And they gave you know what's worse than Coolidge?[0:57:03]   Coolidge with a Russian accent.[0:57:05]   That was...[0:57:07]   Hated it.[0:57:08]   And then the White Lotus came out.[0:57:10]   I remember when White Lotus season one came out.[0:57:12]   I go ugh it's got Coolidge in it.[0:57:14]   This is going to suck.[0:57:17]   And it was amazing and then we love Coolidge right?[0:57:21]   She's in season two of course she was great right?[0:57:25]   You know?[0:57:26]   That end scene where she doesn't have to cock.[0:57:29]   There's going to be spoilers here I gotta spoil it now.[0:57:33]   Spoiler alert okay?[0:57:34]   Go away for two seconds.[0:57:37]   I gotta talk about this scene.[0:57:39]   In the end of White Lotus.[0:57:41]   Are you gone?[0:57:42]   Just get out.[0:57:43]   Spoilers.[0:57:44]   The end of White Lotus.[0:57:46]   I'll give you one more second.[0:57:47]   One.[0:57:49]   She picks up a gun right?[0:57:51]   She's never held a gun before.[0:57:53]   I think this thing was like a .45 right?[0:57:56]   You know I can't even shoot.[0:57:57]   This is me shooting a .45.[0:57:58]   Oh![0:58:00]   You know I could barely lift the thing.[0:58:02]   And then Coolidge is shooting it.[0:58:03]   She didn't even cock the gun.[0:58:05]   So we're just assuming there's a cocked gun in a bag.[0:58:09]   She picks it up and she's just firing and hitting all these guys.[0:58:12]   Okay thanks Neil deGrasse Tyson.[0:58:16]   Whoa![0:58:20]   Negro deGrasse.[0:58:22]   Prison is more like it.[0:58:26]   Lock him up for his skin color.[0:58:29]   Just kidding.[0:58:30]   He's got the same skin color as outer space.[0:58:35]   Browned.[0:58:37]   Alright here they are.[0:58:38]   This is obviously Trisha is playing Coolidge.[0:58:41]   Moses is playing Michael Imperial.[0:58:48]   Fuck he looks amazing.[0:58:49]   He looks amazing.[0:58:51]   Jules has the hots for this dad.[0:58:53]   I have the hots for the Drew Michael style son who needs 50k for the hookah.[0:58:59]   Can you believe that?[0:59:01]   And then of course Jules dad has the hots for the dad.[0:59:04]   The grandpa of course.[0:59:06]   Okay here we go.[0:59:07]   Say his name.[0:59:09]   Do you know her name?[0:59:11]   Swirlers are over.[0:59:14]   What are their names?[0:59:17]   I hate the people's names but we love the show.[0:59:20]   I can't think of one character's name can you?[0:59:23]   No.[0:59:26]   I don't think they really use names.[0:59:28]   I guess like why would you use names?[0:59:31]   I can't think of one person's name but anyways we love the show.[0:59:34]   So this is my anniversary gift to dress like these characters.[0:59:38]   So we're just going to go outside.[0:59:40]   This is her anniversary gift is to dress like these characters.[0:59:45]   Watch this.[0:59:47]   I guess you're right I should have a little more fun.[0:59:50]   I can't do it.[0:59:51]   No you just act like him.[0:59:53]   You don't do it.[0:59:54]   Accents.[0:59:56]   Do his accent.[0:59:57]   He's kind of like.[1:00:00]   Dad what are you doing?[1:00:01]   He's always like this defeated.[1:00:06]   It's pretty good.[1:00:07]   That's it.[1:00:09]   Like her talking starts but you did it so perfectly.[1:00:12]   Yeah I think we're going to just go do that.[1:00:17]   You just whisper and you make it feel like it's really hard to talk.[1:00:22]   You do it.[1:00:24]   I can't like talk.[1:00:27]   Yeah that's good.[1:00:29]   That's Hela Klein's brother no joke.[1:00:31]   The next thing I'm going to say.[1:00:33]   Yeah that's pretty good.[1:00:35]   I think.[1:00:37]   I think I need you to get down here.[1:00:39]   Where are you?[1:00:41]   Like you realize what you're saying is you're saying it.[1:00:44]   One more.[1:00:46]   This place is.[1:00:48]   I can't.[1:00:50]   This is so soft I love this.[1:00:52]   No it's not.[1:00:53]   It's broader.[1:00:58]   OK I guess I can.[1:01:00]   I guess I could stay on this boat.[1:01:02]   I deserve to have a little fun.[1:01:05]   Yeah.[1:01:07]   She did it.[1:01:09]   Alright so there they are acting like moronskis.[1:01:12]   Now this is yeah you're right Jules that's a great video.[1:01:15]   But here's where things got a little twisted.[1:01:18]   They put out a Christmas special.[1:01:20]   Where do we start with this one?[1:01:23]   I don't know just scroll through and find your favorite part it's packed with action.[1:01:27]   This Christmas special was bizarre.[1:01:29]   How bizarre?[1:01:30]   Really bizarre.[1:01:32]   Watch this.[1:01:37]   And now the Trisha and Moses holiday special.[1:01:42]   I really can't stay.[1:01:44]   Baby it's cold aren't I?[1:01:46]   I've got to go away.[1:01:48]   Baby it's cold aren't I?[1:01:49]   You know they're using lapel mics which really gives Moses a nice horrific public access feel to his voice.[1:02:02]   You know Moses really shines with a poorly EQ'd lapel mic.[1:02:07]   Listen to this again.[1:02:09]   Also if everyone's remembering Moses started out his time on the internet as Hila's shy brother who does not speak.[1:02:14]   Yes.[1:02:16]   And look at what he's doing now.[1:02:17]   You know he won a contest on the H3 podcast to date Trisha Paytas they became married.[1:02:25]   She thought her wedding and this baby was going to be a big she thought she was going to have 10 million followers for a family channel.[1:02:32]   Now she's getting 12k views on this.[1:02:34]   This is not good.[1:02:36]   I don't know where the money is coming from.[1:02:38]   This holiday special.[1:02:40]   Watch this.[1:02:42]   Baby it's cold aren't I?[1:02:44]   I've got to go away.[1:02:45]   Baby it's cold aren't I?[1:02:48]   This evening has been.[1:02:50]   I hope we can stay inside.[1:02:52]   Oh he's Israeli by the way.[1:02:54]   And very cold as ice.[1:02:56]   I'm Trisha.[1:02:58]   And I'm Moses.[1:03:00]   And this is the Trisha and Moses Christmas holiday special.[1:03:07]   Yes it is that time of year again where we get together and we sing dance act all the great stuff you know celebrating the reason of the season.[1:03:16]   I can't wait to recreate pop cultures I didn't even know existed.[1:03:20]   True true I mean I did write most of these sketches but you know I never got anyone to help me live my childhood dreams before I met you.[1:03:28]   That's why I'm here my dear.[1:03:29]   Oh okay but like okay if we were to improv this is you know the Christmas.[1:03:33]   I'm trying to look like him.[1:03:35]   After all what would be your childhood dreams that I can help make you guys come true?[1:03:38]   Well you know I always loved Kate Bush even before Stranger Things.[1:03:42]   I got it I got it.[1:03:45]   Wait you know I'm just getting my costume prop up.[1:03:50]   Oh no watch this guys.[1:03:53]   Gets Talmudic now.[1:03:55]   They've got Jewish outfits on.[1:03:57]   Look at this.[1:03:59]   This is what real Jewish people wear.[1:04:04]   Shiny, cheap.[1:04:08]   Look at this this is really happening.[1:04:11]   The beginning of the show.[1:04:14]   Do you want to know know that it doesn't hurt me?[1:04:18]   Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?[1:04:23]   Oh God fast motion.[1:04:25]   You know that Moses is a fine actor.[1:04:29]   What else happened in this? Oh here this was pretty good.[1:04:33]   The coat scene.[1:04:35]   But I don't know what this one's referencing though to be honest with you.[1:04:38]   Nobody does. Watch this little scene.[1:04:40]   I have your jacket right here.[1:04:43]   You take the jacket.[1:04:45]   No but it's cold outside. Please take the jacket.[1:04:48]   I'm fat I never get cold.[1:04:50]   What? You're gonna get sick.[1:04:52]   Oh you would just love it if I got sick so you could see your other girlfriend.[1:04:56]   What other girlfriends? I'm with you 24-7.[1:04:59]   You were in the bathroom.[1:05:01]   You were in the bathroom.[1:05:03]   Please Trisha take your jacket.[1:05:05]   You wear the jacket.[1:05:07]   Why would I do that?[1:05:09]   So she's making him do skits.[1:05:11]   Quiet.[1:05:13]   I think this is so fucking cute and the truest romance there is.[1:05:16]   Okay.[1:05:18]   Do the black and white one.[1:05:20]   The black and white one here you go look at this.[1:05:22]   I mean it's a pretty good Christmas special better than ours.[1:05:24]   Okay let's try this again.[1:05:26]   Can you remind me again why are we doing this?[1:05:29]   I've been here for 20 years. I think I speak English pretty well by now.[1:05:34]   Yes you speak it great but sometimes when you read to your daughter your pronunciation is just a little wrong.[1:05:39]   I don't criticize you for not reading her Hebrew books at all.[1:05:43]   Cause that's a foreign language.[1:05:45]   English is a foreign language to me.[1:05:47]   Well when you speak it it is to me too.[1:05:50]   Besides just last night I wrote Malibu the book.[1:05:54]   Okay very nice Trisha pay the salary special.[1:05:56]   12k sitting at 12k that's a lot of money.[1:06:02]   Okay we've got an excellent show for everybody here today.[1:06:05]   Lots of gifts, lots of receiving of gifts, lots of end of the year wrap up.[1:06:10]   Is there anything worse than these end of the year wrap up shows where they just show the best of the year?[1:06:17]   Or is there anything worse than you thought I was getting somebody emailed me one guy.[1:06:21]   What the fuck no Christmas show come on.[1:06:23]   Do I look Christian to you?[1:06:28]   What would you like for me to put on a cheap Santa hat and string some cheap lights in the background like every other.[1:06:34]   Did you see the Tim Dillon show?[1:06:36]   Every mother fucker put on a Christmas hat.[1:06:39]   They had a little dingly tree in the background.[1:06:42]   You've got a tiny bow in your corner showing.[1:06:45]   Oooh look at that now they'll know who I am huh?[1:06:49]   Look at that star.[1:06:50]   Yeah you're right we should get that out of there.[1:06:53]   I hate that. I thought it was very cheap this year watching the podcastery Christmas episodes that everybody put up.[1:07:02]   Tim Dillon's show was abysmal 40 minutes goes like that.[1:07:06]   So yes we are not going to participate in those things.[1:07:11]   What is this leading to? What am I getting into here?[1:07:14]   I don't know.[1:07:16]   Okay let's show you this. This is going to be incredible.[1:07:20]   Her face has been changing oh so slightly oh so heavily over the years.[1:07:31]   We've all accused her of plastic surgery, botox and fillers.[1:07:37]   Who am I talking about?[1:07:39]   Michaela Peterson.[1:07:41]   Jordan Peterson's daughter I've been after her for quite some time.[1:07:46]   She's the founder of the lying diet.[1:07:48]   Of course that's where you eat meat, salt and gristle.[1:07:53]   And you know we started with Michaela Peterson a long time ago.[1:07:58]   We got a great video about Michaela Peterson when she first launched her lion diet club.[1:08:04]   You know we found some tremendous you know suspect suspicious activity on her website.[1:08:12]   Remember it was like was 14.99 a month now only 600 a month.[1:08:18]   You know she's charging people $600 a month to get into this lion club.[1:08:25]   And the diet is just eat meat. Eat meat and salt.[1:08:30]   What more do you need to know if it's as easy as that?[1:08:34]   You know she's been she's been pretty wild.[1:08:37]   Remember she used to post the bikini pics every week. Her hair is changing.[1:08:42]   It's incredible. Literally every week. Every four days.[1:08:47]   It's this entire new look with extensions. Very cheap, long, fake looking extensions.[1:08:55]   Very Russian. You know the outfits are Russian. The backgrounds are Russian.[1:08:59]   The chairs in her home are all those Russianistic chairs with the beads on the wood and the leather.[1:09:08]   People have been noticing her look change all these years and I happen to catch on two occasions Michaela's coat.[1:09:22]   Michaela's coat. Wait till you hear her coat. Why does she look so different?[1:09:27]   Well she's got an excuse. Let's watch these. These are good. Michaela Peterson looking different.[1:09:33]   So this was the first one I saw right?[1:09:34]   This top link here is the first one I saw. Let's get into that. That 130 in.[1:09:40]   Oh I love this song. Let's back it up and hear that.[1:09:43]   Anyway I usually get tomahawks, great oxtail and liver.[1:09:47]   Do the song. There we go.[1:09:51]   The Russian version of Tetris uses this music too.[1:09:55]   Hey there. I'm Michaela Peterson. Welcome to my channel.[1:09:58]   You guys may have noticed that I look slightly different. It's because I fixed the focal length on my cameras.[1:10:04]   She fixed the focal length. That's why she looks slightly different.[1:10:09]   So she got this work done. She does look very different today right?[1:10:14]   Now we've seen her in a million different pictures and a million different sets and a million different focal lengths.[1:10:20]   Certainly if this was just a focal length problem we would know.[1:10:24]   But that's what she's trying to pass this off. I'll let you hear this again.[1:10:28]   Here is her excuse. She knew she looked too different so she opened her show with this.[1:10:34]   Hey there. I'm Michaela Peterson. Welcome to my channel.[1:10:38]   You guys may have noticed that I look slightly different. It's because I fixed the focal length on my cameras.[1:10:44]   Technically my husband did and now I look less like a fish.[1:10:47]   This is what I actually look like.[1:10:49]   Anyway I'm coming up on five years on the lion diet.[1:10:54]   The lion diet of course.[1:10:56]   Wait go back. I think she definitely got. I don't know how to say this. Is it buckle or bukle?[1:11:01]   I don't know. Fat removal where they take out.[1:11:02]   Yeah. So which frame do you want me to go to? This one?[1:11:06]   Just facing front.[1:11:08]   Okay. Yeah. Look at that. I mean she looks completely different here.[1:11:11]   And that's a super trendy surgery right now.[1:11:13]   This is probably the best she's ever looked with the surgeries.[1:11:18]   But she couldn't hold on to it for very long. I mean she looks atrocious now.[1:11:22]   Since this she's got another new hairdo where it's silver like Hella Mark Harley and about this long.[1:11:29]   And you know from here to here it looks like real hair and then it goes completely fake.[1:11:36]   What are you thinking?[1:11:39]   So there it is.[1:11:41]   I think that she splurges on a nice expensive blowout about once every week or week and a half.[1:11:48]   And then so on like the first couple days of the blowout she looks really good.[1:11:52]   But then as the week goes on she doesn't like want to ruin it so she just tries to keep wearing it over and over again.[1:11:59]   I think that's what it is. How does somebody have the time? I always get bothered by people who spend so much time on their look.[1:12:06]   You know how do you have the hours?[1:12:09]   You know I mean and these people are tweeting constantly doing a thousand podcasts a day doing God knows what.[1:12:15]   And then they have four or five hours a day to do all this as well.[1:12:19]   So you heard it there. You heard the cope there and then it gets even more interesting.[1:12:23]   She goes further.[1:12:25]   And by the way these were two episodes we never watch her show.[1:12:29]   I threw these on while Jules was in the shower to get a little you know quickly before you know Jules got back.[1:12:38]   And then I hear her say this.[1:12:41]   And then I talk to my head.[1:12:43]   Oh wait this is from two months ago.[1:12:45]   Oh go to the next link. Sorry I just kept that.[1:12:48]   No no no it's this is from two months ago there should be another video here.[1:12:53]   The other all I got is another oh wait wait wait.[1:12:56]   Go to the first one there.[1:12:57]   I just put an old one in so you could compare.[1:13:00]   Sorry my notes are just a little not working properly.[1:13:04]   Oh okay I see.[1:13:06]   So this was her before and this is what she's saying was just a lens problem.[1:13:10]   So that's her before.[1:13:12]   That's a different look.[1:13:15]   Right? Okay let's listen to this next couple.[1:13:18]   This was a good one. She goes into a little bit more detail here in this second face video.[1:13:24]   And this one just came out. 25 seconds in.[1:13:26]   Let's hear it.[1:13:28]   MP market price.[1:13:31]   The end of the year Q&A.[1:13:33]   My channel I'm Mikayla Peterson.[1:13:35]   If you've been watching my channel for a while or my podcast you may notice I look slightly different.[1:13:39]   It's because I was sitting.[1:13:41]   Look at this and then she shows.[1:13:43]   And why are you bringing this up at the beginning of your alt-right conservative manifest podcast?[1:13:49]   You may notice I look slightly different.[1:13:51]   Okay look at that. Yeah you do.[1:13:54]   So look that's what you look.[1:13:56]   And again another terrible terrible hairdo.[1:14:00]   These hairdos she gets are just wicked.[1:14:03]   And listen to this cope again.[1:14:06]   If you've been watching my channel for a while or my podcast you may notice I look slightly different.[1:14:11]   It's because I was sitting extremely close to the camera and the focal length was at about 25 and now it's at like 50, 60, something like that.[1:14:23]   So this is actually what I look like in person. I don't look like the fish from Pinocchio.[1:14:29]   I've been wondering what was going on for about a year.[1:14:31]   Every time I looked at a clip I was like ugh.[1:14:33]   So how do you explain the years prior to that and all the pictures we've been making fun of?[1:14:37]   And why seems like she protests too much.[1:14:40]   Yeah why are you? What's with all the explanations here?[1:14:45]   Just show up with your new face and look good baby. No one's asking.[1:14:48]   Pinocchio. I've been wondering what was going on for about a year.[1:14:51]   Every time I looked at a clip I was like ugh. Like something was off with my nose. Not entirely sure.[1:14:56]   I talked to my husband about it. I was like we need to fix this.[1:14:59]   Something's weird with my camera. I do like 12 other things other than the podcast so it wasn't my primary concern.[1:15:05]   I was just kind of avoiding looking at myself.[1:15:08]   I believe it is your primary concern.[1:15:11]   Now it was hard to find her on another podcast where she wasn't shooting from her own camera consume.[1:15:16]   But the second link in there I put her on the Fresh and Fit podcast.[1:15:21]   Oh okay yeah let's check that out.[1:15:23]   Anyway focal length was off. This is me.[1:15:26]   So I'm going to do a Q&A. Here we go.[1:15:29]   Okay better focal length. Yeah let's see her on the Fresh and Fit podcast.[1:15:35]   My good friends over at Fresh and Fit. Very smart brothers.[1:15:40]   Okay look at this wow. I love the Fresh and Fit studios too.[1:15:45]   Beautiful studios. Alright let's hear this.[1:15:48]   Oh god. Okay this focal length is very distant.[1:15:53]   And look at her there. Looking pretty fucking homely.[1:15:58]   Bringing the word homely back for that one huh?[1:16:01]   She hates looks. And she loves looks.[1:16:04]   Alright let's see what she does here.[1:16:06]   We're here on Mikayla Peterson man. We're happy to have you.[1:16:09]   This is going to be a great show.[1:16:11]   Mikayla Peterson man. That's black talk.[1:16:15]   Fresh and Fit Fresh and Fit Fresh and Fit finesse.[1:16:21]   A lot of people go Mikay you've got to go after Fresh and Fit.[1:16:25]   It's like I don't go after homies.[1:16:31]   Come on you don't need this.[1:16:33]   Too long.[1:16:36]   I'm sorry look at this.[1:16:38]   Can I say something? We don't need intros.[1:16:43]   In anything.[1:16:45]   Our intro I think is very tasteful. Very short.[1:16:49]   You still get to see some live action during it.[1:16:52]   Does anybody who has a YouTube show have a good intro?[1:16:56]   Or is it all these templates that they've purchased and thrown video clips in?[1:17:01]   It's all well let's put some effects. Some grunge flicker effects.[1:17:08]   I hate these YouTube intros. Is there anything worse than when you're like looking up how to do it?[1:17:13]   An exercise. How to do an exercise. How to do the French press.[1:17:17]   And I look it up and then it's like a 10 minute Muscle and Fitness intro.[1:17:22]   And you're sitting there sweating looking at your world. You've got 60 seconds before your next set.[1:17:27]   And you're watching this guy's intro.[1:17:31]   Is there anything more or like a cooking video like you're at the kitchen.[1:17:36]   There's things bubbling and brewing everywhere and you need a quick.[1:17:39]   How do you do this? And you go and there's this 10 minute intro in the cooking video.[1:17:45]   We don't need your intros. Trust me.[1:17:48]   Cody Ko. That Cody Ko is a fraud. Coming for him in the new year.[1:17:54]   We do not need podcast intros.[1:17:58]   Or video intros ever. Please stop doing those.[1:18:05]   It's so long.[1:18:06]   It's so long.[1:18:08]   We are back. We are back. What's up guys?[1:18:11]   We are here with Michaela Peterson. Really excited for this interview.[1:18:14]   Quick announcement guys. You guys look like shit.[1:18:17]   All the behind the scenes content that you can't see on YouTube and then also check us out on Cameo guys.[1:18:20]   You guys want us to send you a shout out. Make fun of you.[1:18:23]   Whatever you want. Whatever you want.[1:18:25]   I mean there's so much good stuff here. Look at all this good stuff.[1:18:28]   They've got this Grand Theft Auto parody here.[1:18:31]   I think I did that in 2001.[1:18:34]   Look at this.[1:18:36]   Wait when he moves his hand.[1:18:39]   Da Punishama. Oh I love the Punisher stuff. That's pretty cool.[1:18:45]   Oh and you know what I hate?[1:18:47]   Graffiti. Come up with a new graffiti font fellas.[1:18:52]   It's been 100 years with this stuff. It looks very Latino.[1:18:57]   I hate graffiti in this font. Please stop.[1:19:01]   What did you say? 810? Yeah like 1830.[1:19:05]   1830. Yeah right there.[1:19:08]   Wherever you see it. Cool. Cool.[1:19:10]   Pretty cool. Oh here she is.[1:19:12]   Where did she get these dresses?[1:19:15]   I think it's kind of iconic. What site?[1:19:17]   It's iconic. It is iconic.[1:19:19]   A shirt version of the dress that she's now wearing.[1:19:22]   Imagine the smell of her hot dottic tit.[1:19:25]   That smells like a non-beef cheap frank.[1:19:32]   No it's 100% beef.[1:19:34]   And I hate everybody with their frameworks.[1:19:38]   You ever watch a podcast and you're like what's frameworks?[1:19:41]   What's Sampson? What's Heil?[1:19:44]   No logos please.[1:19:46]   Yeah there she is with her.[1:19:49]   Yeah look at that face.[1:19:51]   I mean that's a different face right?[1:19:53]   So all that happened at the same time.[1:19:55]   And so when I started working for him and helping manage his brand,[1:20:00]   it was about six months after my daughter...[1:20:03]   What website is she getting these clothes and these ideas to dress like this?[1:20:09]   Very bizarre. Michaela Peterson we caught ya.[1:20:12]   We caught ya bitch.[1:20:14]   She hates me. She blocked me personally.[1:20:17]   She was so sick of my shit I had been torturing her for years on Instagram.[1:20:22]   It took her years for her to finally go enough.[1:20:25]   Here's another ho. Taylor Tomlinson come on down.[1:20:30]   This was very deceptive. You remember Taylor Tomlinson this comedian?[1:20:35]   Let me show you her page here.[1:20:38]   So you can see what she usually looks like here.[1:20:41]   We hate Taylor Tomlinson on this show.[1:20:44]   Here let me...[1:20:46]   Why do I unmute here? That's a video.[1:20:48]   I don't like these people who post video after video.[1:20:51]   Yeah here you go.[1:20:53]   I can't help it. At the beginning of a relationship...[1:20:55]   Head too big?[1:20:57]   Anything nice he does is a move he pulls on everybody.[1:21:02]   There's a Reddit just for her. Head too big.[1:21:07]   It's like TV too high. Head too big.[1:21:10]   You remember this fucking bitch. She had a couple Netflix specials.[1:21:15]   We all know her from the Quarantine Couple.[1:21:18]   Quarantine Couples with Sam Merrill?[1:21:21]   Remember that? We used to rag on her.[1:21:23]   And I'm not gonna fall for your choreography sir.[1:21:28]   Oh she's got SNL voice.[1:21:30]   I'm not gonna fall for your choreography sir.[1:21:35]   That kind of shit.[1:21:37]   I'm like oh is this is this your move?[1:21:40]   You open the car door for me?[1:21:42]   Nice upper lip! Where'd you get that? A poor person's family?[1:21:46]   Nice upper lip you cheap fuck.[1:21:50]   You ever seen somebody with white trash lips?[1:21:55]   Poor person face. This is a poor person. She was born poor.[1:21:59]   On the date this is like your move.[1:22:02]   This is how you do it.[1:22:04]   It's cute but that works a lot.[1:22:08]   Aidy Bryan is sexier than this fucking pig.[1:22:12]   She posted this and this is so repulsive and this kind of shows you what people are doing out there.[1:22:16]   And the lies and the deceit. Wait till you see this new post.[1:22:21]   Where is it? Oh yeah here it is. Look at this.[1:22:24]   So it's this paytrooper.[1:22:26]   Looking mighty fine. I mean really really hot. I love a wide waist.[1:22:31]   I love a short body wide waist.[1:22:34]   Oh yeah.[1:22:36]   I love these fucking nothings up here.[1:22:39]   I'm sorry hey Crystalia victims I'm sorry.[1:22:42]   I'm not this kind of guy.[1:22:44]   Listen I get nervous when I know a bunch of victims is listening to this show.[1:22:50]   And I feel bad. I don't want the victims to think I'm one of these pigs.[1:22:54]   This is all a joke. This is all an act.[1:22:58]   This segment is about how women should have more confidence and be less explaining.[1:23:02]   Victims please.[1:23:04]   More confidence less explaining.[1:23:06]   And I got a wife here. We got no problems here. There's never been cheating.[1:23:10]   So the victims please.[1:23:11]   Okay this is her and she's put on all this makeup.[1:23:16]   You know and she's doing this.[1:23:18]   I think she looks good and she could have just posted this.[1:23:21]   She looks like Jeanette McCurdy which is an insult.[1:23:25]   She could have just left this be as a nice post.[1:23:28]   But look what she posts is her caption. This is a comedian.[1:23:31]   Look what she says here.[1:23:34]   Jen Kirkman would never do this by the way.[1:23:36]   And Jen Kirkman's got the fucking body trust me to do stuff like this.[1:23:41]   She has some respect for herself.[1:23:43]   Okay.[1:23:45]   Taylor Tomlinson verified.[1:23:48]   She couldn't wait to type up the verified form to get that going.[1:23:53]   Look at this.[1:23:55]   My social media manager really wants me to hit one million by 2023.[1:24:00]   Wait I thought there was something about a thirst trap.[1:24:03]   You gotta go to the next slide of the post.[1:24:05]   Oh there's a next slide. Look at this.[1:24:08]   Oh my god and then she needs to prove it.[1:24:11]   So she posts this picture that she thinks she's provocative.[1:24:15]   I don't know about you but this is what Jules looks like when she works out.[1:24:20]   I mean there's nothing here.[1:24:22]   And then she blames it on her social media manager which is not okay to have.[1:24:29]   You know just because you've, I'll keep it on this slide.[1:24:33]   Just because you've entered, oh![1:24:35]   I don't know who that is.[1:24:37]   Just because you've entered entertainment doesn't mean you need to sell your soul to the devil.[1:24:42]   It's not okay to have a social media manager.[1:24:45]   It's not okay to even have a manager. Sorry![1:24:48]   Plus you're a con man.[1:24:50]   Uh you know and to pin this you wanted to post something sexy.[1:24:55]   This to her is sexy. Okay.[1:24:57]   Um you know as Doug Stanhope would say um boring show me something open.[1:25:04]   That's what Doug Stanhope would say not me.[1:25:07]   I don't want to see any. I want it closed.[1:25:10]   Trust me.[1:25:12]   My social media manager really wants me to hit one million by 2023.[1:25:17]   This is to be applauded.[1:25:19]   And then it gets grosser. She had to post proof.[1:25:21]   And here is the conversation between her and her social media manager.[1:25:27]   Taylor I know what your IG needs.[1:25:30]   A thirst trap needs to be front and center.[1:25:34]   Do we have a beach pic anywhere?[1:25:37]   And then she goes it's winter guys.[1:25:40]   And they go shameless post till we get to one million by end of Q4.[1:25:45]   Is this Jeff? Manager Jeff from Logan talking to her?[1:25:49]   Look at this. Go out in the snow with a bikini.[1:25:52]   And she goes LOL![1:25:54]   No no no. Why didn't you fire this guy as soon as she said this or this girl?[1:25:59]   That's sexual harassment.[1:26:02]   And disgusting.[1:26:04]   Can't be applauded by the blues. Oh here's Whitney Cummings here.[1:26:08]   Let's see what Whitney Cummings says.[1:26:10]   My pool and a broken stool are waiting.[1:26:15]   You know I want to say something to Whitney Cummings while we're here.[1:26:19]   Why don't you put that in up next here.[1:26:21]   I got a big thing for Whitney Cummings. You can cut to me.[1:26:24]   Whitney Cummings. Most of you noticed over the last year, over season 20, while I was away.[1:26:31]   Remember when I was very cold for a year?[1:26:35]   Whitney Cummings' sister Ashley Cummings became, I can say this about her, a fan of this very show.[1:26:46]   Ashley Cummings. Her sister.[1:26:48]   And Ashley was, you know, really, really anti-Whitney at the time.[1:26:57]   They had a falling out. Her and her sister, Ashley Cummings.[1:27:02]   Many of you know Ashley Cummings. You've gotten involved in her videos.[1:27:06]   Ashley Cummings has done reviews of this show where she watches Red Bar on her computer and talks about it and says,[1:27:13]   Love you Mike and Jewel. And we always loved Ashley.[1:27:17]   Let me show you this.[1:27:19]   Under next up.[1:27:21]   Oh we didn't have a picture or anything from Whitney's Instagram?[1:27:24]   I think that's what I was looking for. Yeah.[1:27:25]   Ashley and Whitney have reunited.[1:27:30]   They hated each other.[1:27:32]   Ashley was outing Whitney.[1:27:35]   You might remember Ashley going on Kevin Brennan's show or Kevin Brennan using her viciously to get out a bunch of Whitney secrets and stories about Whitney.[1:27:47]   And although these secrets and stories were, you know, shared with me as well.[1:27:53]   We decided, here, I'll show you this first.[1:27:57]   Wait, what is this? Mike Redbar? What a movie.[1:28:00]   Yeah, fuck that. I need next up.[1:28:02]   Next up. Okay.[1:28:04]   Here we go. I'll show you this little picture here.[1:28:06]   Whitney and her sister reunited Facebook.[1:28:09]   Let's pull this up.[1:28:11]   There they are. They're together.[1:28:13]   Again, there they are. An Aaron posted this saying, is it over? And here are the two daddy long legs together at last.[1:28:21]   And wow, Ashley really looks rich.[1:28:25]   Congratulations. You look rich.[1:28:28]   You know, and they always hated each other.[1:28:32]   And I have something to say about this.[1:28:36]   And I hope Ashley is listening.[1:28:38]   I can't imagine Ashley Cummings, Whitney's sister, would stop listening just because her and Whitney got back together.[1:28:44]   But I do have this to say.[1:28:46]   Put on some background music for me. Something nice.[1:28:48]   Because this is what I want to say to Ashley Cummings now that she is reunited with Whitney.[1:28:55]   And I got something to say.[1:28:57]   Thank you. Oh, that's perfect.[1:28:59]   Dear Ashley,[1:29:02]   While I was sick, you became a fan of the show.[1:29:07]   I think you became a fan because of all of my hatred videos towards your sister, Whitney Cummings.[1:29:14]   You had said for years how horrible she was.[1:29:18]   And you were so excited that somebody like me was finally listening.[1:29:23]   You reached out to me many times.[1:29:25]   And although you did,[1:29:30]   I decided to keep your relationship and your gripes with your sister private.[1:29:39]   Unlike Kevin Brennan, I did not tackily use you and exploit you and your sister's relationship like Kevin Brennan did.[1:29:59]   And I said, you know what?[1:30:02]   This is between family.[1:30:04]   Why get involved?[1:30:08]   Imagine if someone did that to you.[1:30:15]   So, Ashley, I hope you remember how nice and unexploitative I was.[1:30:25]   And how I never read your stuff about your sister on this show and used it for clicks and views.[1:30:31]   And that being said, I hope you're introducing your sister, Whitney, to the Red Bar program.[1:30:41]   And I hope to see some money too.[1:30:46]   Thank you.[1:30:48]   Cheers, everybody, to a wonderful jingle, huh?[1:30:52]   That was a perfect song, Jules. Thank you so much for that.[1:30:55]   I gotta do that.[1:30:59]   Say something, Jules. Come on.[1:31:01]   So, yeah, Whitney.[1:31:04]   Yeah, so isn't that funny? We never exploited her, thank God, because they're back together now.[1:31:09]   And we couldn't be more happy. That's what you should do. You don't go against your family like that. That's bad.[1:31:15]   You know, and Kevin Brennan is such a piece of shit.[1:31:18]   Look, we got Ashley Cummings! She's telling us all the Whitney secrets![1:31:23]   Not me. I got class.[1:31:25]   And I hope you remember that, Ashley.[1:31:27]   Because Whitney Cummings is very rich.[1:31:32]   You know, and if you don't want me to read all those emails, let's get some of that cash.[1:31:37]   I'm just, I'm totally kidding. Thank you for reuniting.[1:31:40]   Did anybody think that we'd have that angle? Most people, oh my God, you know, we're a nicer...[1:31:45]   We got more humanity than these other shows. I think that's why people stick around, right?[1:31:50]   More humanity here. You can be mean. You gotta remember, and this was a big one with last year.[1:31:54]   A lot of people lacking humanity, forgetting, you know, this right versus left, Balenciaga versus Teddy Fresh stuff.[1:32:03]   A lot of people losing their humanity very quickly, you know, just to fight with each other. What's up?[1:32:10]   Stream down or something? Oh, no.[1:32:12]   What's uh-oh? Well, you said uh-oh during our live show. What could it be?[1:32:16]   Stavio is back. What is he doing now?[1:32:19]   He says Discord is watching. You extorted me, Mike.[1:32:22]   Karma is coming.[1:32:25]   Ban him from everything. There you go, Stavie. Now you're done for real. We're going to show all his stuff on the next show, okay?[1:32:32]   We'll give away his address. That's what he's earned.[1:32:35]   Alright, ban him from our chat. This is that Stavie guy who stole the cigars club and then paid because he was scared.[1:32:42]   You should think about how you're going to get scared later before you send these messages and do all these things.[1:32:49]   So now he's going to do all this stuff. So now we're going to take extra measures, Stavie, and we'll be pressing charges against you, okay?[1:32:59]   Or we'll let our listeners decide your fate coming up.[1:33:03]   There's a lot of theft on your record, so.[1:33:06]   There's a lot of theft on your record and that other guy, Thomas Daley, we're going to go to our lawyer after the new year and just see what we can do with you.[1:33:13]   I mean, we've got all these guys addressed. These guys, I don't know what they're doing here.[1:33:16]   You know, why would you mess with that? You don't have time for this type of trouble.[1:33:21]   And all to just give Scars Club episodes away for free.[1:33:26]   Anybody caught mingling with these guys, we're going to expose you as well on the show.[1:33:32]   You really don't want that kind of stuff. These people are going to bother you. Haven't you heard all these stories?[1:33:37]   Mike, please. They're destroying me and my family. They're messaging everybody I know. Please.[1:33:42]   I'm sorry. We don't want any of that. We want everyone to get along. Didn't you hear my Whitney Cummings sister segment here?[1:33:49]   We've got humanity. This savvy official addicted to the show but wants to be a big shot in his Discord and now he's crying.[1:33:58]   Oh, the Discord's going to get me now. They're going to send me McDonald's to the studio.[1:34:04]   Okay. Well, we told you we'd give you a second chance. I don't know why you'd blow that.[1:34:09]   We even said that he could steal one episode for Christmas.[1:34:12]   We even said that. We said today's about second chances and all this and he really blew it.[1:34:17]   So everybody, really, go do what you need to do. Remember, Mike is a sick man. He's sick.[1:34:23]   If you want red bar, you've got to stick up for this guy. Please.[1:34:26]   You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? Get him![1:34:30]   Okay. We don't want to see you in that Discord. If you're in that Discord, trust me, you're going to get caught.[1:34:36]   We know everything that's going on. We've got about eight spies in there.[1:34:38]   Okay. I see a screenshot every morning. It's the first thing I read. It's what the Discord's saying, okay?[1:34:46]   So you fans, stick up for me. Don't let this happen or there'll be less episodes.[1:34:52]   Stabby's like, no. And let's do something to Stabby.[1:34:57]   We really should. We really should. You know, I sent this stuff to the lawyers.[1:35:01]   I said, what can we do? He goes, Mike, it'll be a few thousand dollars just to get that.[1:35:05]   You know what? You know what? It might be a nice, nice gift.[1:35:10]   Okay. Let's do this because it is Jingleheim today.[1:35:14]   Let's show you this. This was a clip that we just saw this morning, in fact, from Joe Rogan.[1:35:21]   That's what I was just going to say.[1:35:23]   He's been saying everything wrong the other day. We got two. Let's do the one, the funnier one first about the dad.[1:35:30]   Yes.[1:35:32]   Did you guys see the YouTube boxing match that iDubbbz and his lewd girlfriend put up?[1:35:40]   I really don't like iDubbbz and his girlfriend is iDubbbzian.[1:35:45]   You know, that's what you call it. It's made into the, what is this called? The lexicon?[1:35:49]   Where you describe somebody as iDubbbzian. It's a little, iDubbbz is very fragile. He's very weak.[1:35:56]   We don't like iDubbbz and we hate his girlfriend. What is her name? Anise? Anisa?[1:36:02]   Yeah.[1:36:04]   They started a YouTube boxing match where they were going to put on a YouTube boxing event.[1:36:10]   I don't know what these people thought out. You know, it's so funny because everything on YouTube kind of becomes a trend that the other YouTubers copy and they do.[1:36:19]   This boxing thing never had to be a trend, guys.[1:36:23]   You didn't have to box just because Logan and brother Jake boxed. You didn't also have to box.[1:36:32]   You know, it's so funny that people are so caught up. Like they'll be arguing with each other like YouTubers and they'll be like, dude, just box me, man.[1:36:39]   And they're like, um, uh, well, actually like I haven't had time to train and like, I'm like really busy this year with like my music career.[1:36:49]   You don't need to make excuses as to why you can't box. It's insane. You don't need to be boxing in front of a million viewers as a non boxer.[1:37:02]   You don't need to make an excuse. We understand as to why you shouldn't be boxing with your shirt off in front of everybody.[1:37:13]   Spending nine months training to fight each other and hit each other in the face in front of all your family and friends. It's totally understandable.[1:37:20]   Uh, but Idubbbz thought that he needed to become boxer and him in this really lewd, that's what he calls her photos, her OnlyFans photos.[1:37:33]   You know, she's one of those people who's got tattoos and paw prints all over her fucking tits. Big saggy heavies with tattoos and bruises and pale skin.[1:37:42]   She's got her hair all chopped off. Like she's in hackers. No, what's that? She, yeah, she looks like the craft.[1:37:50]   You ever seen the movie, the craft, that bitch from the craft, she looks kraftonian and she, everybody started hating Idubbbz.[1:38:00]   This YouTuber, you know, who thought he was a big shot. Uh, when she started posting what he calls ludes to OnlyFans were her giant.[1:38:09]   They go like this, here, can I draw you? You know, my drawing was such a hit last time. I'll draw you a picture of Idubbbz's girlfriend as soon as I could find a little pen here.[1:38:20]   Why don't you put on some drawing music for me? You know, I was watching that H3 live event. I thought it was very good. I thought Ethan was great.[1:38:29]   Uh, during that live event, Ethan Klein did a live event in front of like a thousand people. He was amazing.[1:38:34]   And, uh, what I really liked about that event is that they had background music. They had like a score for everything and it really gave good energy.[1:38:43]   We need you to be doing more background music. I think that's something good. Where's my paper towels?[1:38:50]   I'm going to draw you guys a picture of Idubbbz's girlfriend. Oh, I like that. To show you how disgusting this bitch is.[1:39:00]   You have to do a speed TikTok drawing. Oh yeah. That would be cool. Okay, hold on. Let me think. It's just going to take a minute.[1:39:15]   Don't look. Oh, ripping the paper towel.[1:39:22]   I love this song. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'm drawing it way too big. Let me start over.[1:39:35]   You're going to love this.[1:39:44]   I'm drawing Idubbbz's girlfriend. Anissa.[1:39:53]   Oh, you're going to really like this one. You're going to really. This is getting good, dude.[1:40:01]   Mike draws. Mike draws. He's pretty fucking cool. He's drawing all these pictures of this fucking lewd dude.[1:40:10]   Draw her with some earrings. Okay, wait. Now come for the tips.[1:40:15]   Fuck. Don't screw this up, Mike. Hopefully they can't see what I'm drawing.[1:40:24]   Oh, God. I'm really getting it this time.[1:40:32]   Draw some tattoos.[1:40:45]   Okay, you guys ready? So good. Ladies and gentlemen, Idubbbz's girlfriend. Cut to that close up.[1:40:58]   There she is. That's what you guys are all jacking off to online. Are you fucking kidding? That is lewd.[1:41:08]   Look at all those marks on her. This is how big I was doing it before.[1:41:12]   And then I forgot about the tits. I will auction this off. That is Idubbbz's girlfriend.[1:41:19]   This is what's so hot to you. People are signing up for this. You hear this, Idubbbz? That's in my mind's eye.[1:41:26]   What she fucking looks like. You fucking pig with your Alzheimer's dad. I hope his brain is nothing but a puddle.[1:41:34]   So, yeah, they're doing this boxing event. Listen to this. I just came up with this.[1:41:40]   They're doing a boxing event for charity because her dad, who's probably like 79, got Alzheimer's.[1:41:48]   She's going around on every podcast talking about how terrible it is. You know, my grandpa died of dementia at 73.[1:41:57]   Big whoop. I couldn't wait. And now she's crying all over the internet that her dad died of Alzheimer's.[1:42:04]   And we've got to get Alzheimer's prevention. It's like, shut the fuck up.[1:42:09]   So they start doing a charity boxing match to punch each other in the head, creating early onset Alzheimer's, a.k.a. CTE.[1:42:21]   What the fuck, idiot? You're going to punch each other in the head to raise money for Alzheimer's.[1:42:29]   What was this? Why are we bringing this up here today? What was going on?[1:42:34]   I love Joe's newest gab. Yes, Joe Rogan finally saw a clip. You know, Joe knows nothing. Joe Rogan knows nothing.[1:42:43]   Did people like the thing? They love it. Nice long boobs. What were you going with on the back? Was it like... Where? What back?[1:42:49]   Oh, this was going to be her face. I was starting with the hair. And then the hair was going to go up.[1:42:54]   When you put a pen to paper, you just start drawing Bart before you're even... Oh, no, that was here. Let me finish this up.[1:42:59]   I found this box of Mike... No, you're going to ruin the front part. I don't know.[1:43:05]   I found this box of Mike's old childhood art and every page is hundreds of Bart's. Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart.[1:43:14]   You want to see me draw Bart right now? I could draw it from memory. What's this? I'm going to draw Bart.[1:43:19]   Put on some Simpsons Bartman music. Type in Bart Simpson rap. I'll draw you the best Bart.[1:43:25]   How much people don't care? But trust me, I could draw the best Bart.[1:43:36]   Drawing Bart. Check this out, dudes.[1:43:52]   I'm so excited.[1:43:54]   This actually looks like them.[1:44:01]   Bart. Bart. Bart. Bart.[1:44:06]   I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't do anything.[1:44:23]   Ladies and gentlemen, Bart. Cut to the close up.[1:44:40]   I will auction this here. Check this out. I'm going to sign this for charity.[1:44:45]   And you guys could win this. The next prize wins this. Framed, OK? There's my signature.[1:44:51]   Imagine winning this, huh? Imagine winning this in a frame? That's big. I might want that for myself.[1:45:00]   This is going to be the next prize today. If we could get Eric Griffin to disable comments, you'll win this today.[1:45:11]   Let's show that Joe Rogan video. Do you have it?[1:45:15]   Oh, my God. OK, so this is bad. Cut to the close up. It all went through the paper towel.[1:45:21]   My desk is marked with us on a marker. Does anybody care that my desk is all chipped up or does it look OK?[1:45:27]   I think it looks cool. It looks fine. I mean, this desk is beat. I bought this desk on Craigslist for one hundred and twenty five bucks.[1:45:34]   It was better than any desk we could find in a store.[1:45:37]   One hundred and twenty five bucks rented a U-Haul. Me and her put it in ourselves, brought it here.[1:45:44]   We wanted something old. OK, cut back to me. Can you believe we have a wide shot? No other show.[1:45:50]   OK, let's show you this. It's Joe Rogan. And he's so stupid. He's just the stupidest guy.[1:45:56]   And this happens all the time. We've been showing you these clips from Rogan.[1:45:59]   And, you know, one out of ten times he gets called out and it's proven how stupid he is or that big lie about how he.[1:46:10]   Remember, we showed this lie where he goes, I have a friend who's a teacher and she said they installed litter boxes in her school.[1:46:18]   Yes, my friend said they installed litter boxes in their school because a girl identified as a cat because it loves me.[1:46:27]   And that wasn't even his story. It was a debunked story from libs of TikTok that he saw.[1:46:37]   Why is that OK? And I even got pushback on that. Because people hate. I'm telling you, people hate trans people so much.[1:46:47]   They really got you that even my story about Joe Rogan lying about that in your minds was interpreted as,[1:46:53]   oh, I still hate trans people so much. I hate Mike now.[1:46:58]   You can't throw away relationships with me over your hatred for trans people that they've concocted for you. Sorry.[1:47:07]   And by the way, if you hate trans people, wait till you see what Sam Tripoli has been up to.[1:47:13]   Making love with trans people, which is not OK under any circumstances. It's OK to be trans. It's not OK to make love to them.[1:47:23]   That's who you should be going after. Like Robin Tran's girlfriend, I harass daily.[1:47:31]   Yeah. OK, Robin Tran Stein laughing. Hey, Robin Tran, how about that new Weezer Winter EP? Their best one yet, huh?[1:47:40]   Me and Robin Tran listen to Weezer together naked. She's got the biggest bush.[1:47:45]   All right. Let me show you this. This is Joe Rogan commenting and it'll speak for itself. It's pretty good.[1:47:50]   But here's what I learned after this clip. How many times is Joe Rogan completely wrong and how many lies and misinformed stories have we heard from this guy?[1:48:02]   It's like remarkable. I would say it's almost damaging to listen to him at this point.[1:48:08]   You know, OK, watch his videos from a Redditor. I love Hitler.[1:48:14]   Joe thinks YouTube boxing event is a real life fatherly abuse of a son. This is so good.[1:48:21]   And if you saw the boxing match with Idubbbz, there was a guy named Dad. Completely pathetic, this guy.[1:48:28]   He's a YouTuber who calls himself Dad because he's balding.[1:48:32]   He's like a dad because on YouTube you've got to be young, right?[1:48:36]   He's one of these guys obsessed with his age. I'm like me.[1:48:40]   I have a question for Salvo. Like a month ago, Dad had this thing where he was like in a feud with Ethan about like some chair and he made this mean video about Ethan.[1:48:53]   And then did Ethan ever have to respond to that?[1:48:57]   Salvo knows all the Ethan stuff so I want to report on that.[1:49:01]   Officially, Salvo, I didn't tell anyone that Salvo Pancakes moved into our home.[1:49:09]   Oh, he's cute.[1:49:11]   Yeah, nowhere to go.[1:49:13]   He sleeps right in between us like Chula.[1:49:15]   No, Salvo's after me now. He did a whole video exposing me on his channel. Go see it today.[1:49:20]   OK, let's see this. Oh, yeah, it's up here.[1:49:25]   Joe Rogan wearing a spacesuit talking to Brian Redban. He started this episode. Did you see the Brian Redban episode?[1:49:31]   He's my friend who I communicate with all the time. Brian Redban, we have proof of that.[1:49:36]   Did you ever think that I would be part of the Joe Rogan experience such as this?[1:49:41]   OK, here it is. The coolest clip ever. You're going to love this. Let's expand and it'll speak for itself.[1:49:50]   Oh, hold on.[1:49:52]   It's a Christmas show, so I'm allowed to do errors.[1:49:58]   What is this from?[1:49:59]   This is volume nine.[1:50:02]   What song is that? Cut that, by the way. Is that the Vanga Brothers?[1:50:07]   I think that came on after the Bart song.[1:50:10]   They copied the Vanga. What is that band we like?[1:50:13]   The Viagra Boys.[1:50:15]   The Viagra Boys. I hate that name.[1:50:17]   Why?[1:50:19]   Because Viagra is not funny to me. It's a serious illness I have.[1:50:21]   Yes, Mike often wears a hat that he got at their concert.[1:50:23]   Yes, I love the Viagra Boys, the band, but that name's so gay.[1:50:30]   We went to their concert and Mike wears the hat all the time, forgetting that it says Viagra.[1:50:35]   Viagra. That to me is not funny.[1:50:37]   All the old folks in town are probably like this guy.[1:50:40]   I know, Viagra. You're not the Viagra Boy. Change that name.[1:50:44]   I like it.[1:50:46]   But I just realized the Viagra Boys stole their whole sound from that song.[1:50:51]   Who's the band that sang my unique-[1:50:53]   Liam Lynch.[1:50:55]   Liam Lynch. Play that song again. This Viagra Boys stole their sound from this guy. Listen to it.[1:50:59]   Whatever.[1:51:01]   What the fuck? No wonder I like the-[1:51:04]   I went down to the beat and saw Kiki. She was all like, ehh.[1:51:07]   Brandon Mueller, let's hear it. Speak for yourself, Brandon Mueller, our listener who knows the Viagra Boys.[1:51:12]   She comes up to me and she's all like, hey, aren't you that dude? I'm like, yeah, whatever.[1:51:16]   I mean, the bass sounds identical.[1:51:18]   So later I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like, ehh. And I'm like, yeah, whatever.[1:51:26]   It's gonna come again.[1:51:31]   Good.[1:51:36]   Okay, cut it.[1:51:38]   Let's go to Rogan. Whenever he's with Red Band, he wears his space suit.[1:51:42]   But Red Band couldn't fit into his space suit this year. He had to wear a NASA hat only.[1:51:49]   Joe started this up. Did you see this episode, fellas? My fellas.[1:51:53]   He started this episode talking about animals. Okay.[1:51:57]   That means he has no faith in Brian Red Band having ability to have any sort of conversation.[1:52:04]   So he starts talking about animals. He really did all his animal routine again.[1:52:10]   Did you know that wolves are like little dinosaurs? They'll rip up your chicken.[1:52:15]   Can someone have some faith in Red Band already?[1:52:18]   Red Band's funny, actually. And nobody gives him a chance to do nothing.[1:52:22]   No, I'd love to have Red Band on the show as a guest.[1:52:26]   Red Band, what do you think?[1:52:28]   Remember when he emailed me going, hey, that delay, that was last season, so you're not even caught up.[1:52:33]   But he watches clips. Red Band thinks I'm cool.[1:52:36]   Red Band like thinks that I know what I'm doing, which is pretty cool.[1:52:42]   All right, listen to this. Joe Rogan knows nothing.[1:52:46]   Take it away, Joe.[1:52:48]   I saw a video today of a boxing match between a father and a son.[1:52:54]   Somebody put this together and had it.[1:52:56]   It made me so sad because there's this young kid.[1:53:00]   He looks like he's probably like 17 or 18. And the father's 42.[1:53:04]   And the father beats the shit.[1:53:06]   So he was telling the story of the show, but somebody edited together the clip so you could see visuals.[1:53:11]   And yeah, that's dad here with the bald spot. He's just some shitty YouTuber.[1:53:14]   He gets 23K on his best day. And it's another shitty YouTuber here.[1:53:20]   And they're doing a YouTube boxing match. And listen to what Joe says. Really horrendous.[1:53:25]   Because there's this young kid. He looks like he's probably like 17 or 18.[1:53:29]   And the father's 42. And the father beats the shit out of him.[1:53:34]   I mean, like dings him in the head and keeps punching him. I'm like, that's your son.[1:53:39]   That's your son.[1:53:40]   And this is all because the guy's name is dad.[1:53:45]   So Joe Rogan saw like dad defeats blah, blah, blah in boxing match.[1:53:51]   And he's like, a father and son should not be doing this.[1:53:55]   So like, look how confidently he retells his story.[1:53:58]   So what other stories is he retelling that are so off?[1:54:03]   We're watching you beat your son up.[1:54:06]   Because I get your son probably got cocky with you.[1:54:08]   And he celebrates after he knocks his son out. It made me so sad.[1:54:14]   Because first of all, I'm like, that kid has brain damage now. A hundred percent.[1:54:18]   Maybe it's just a little. Maybe he'll be fine.[1:54:20]   And that's when I realized, listen, Anissa, the lewd iDubbbz girlfriend.[1:54:24]   You're trying to stop Alzheimer's. And Joe is saying that every punch brings brain damage.[1:54:30]   Maybe your dad needs to be beaten into the ground.[1:54:33]   Is your dad still alive? I'd like to knock him into cuckooville.[1:54:38]   How about that? I'll do your YouTube boxing event next time where we hug at the end with gay AB who is racist.[1:54:46]   And how about I'll fight your dad, Anissa and iDubbbz.[1:54:50]   I'll fight your dad and I'll bash his head so hard against a rock at the end that he can't even say anything anymore because he's dead.[1:54:59]   Would that make you happy? Could I donate to his death?[1:55:03]   Or that might make him recover.[1:55:05]   Maybe it will. I have no care.[1:55:06]   I could be the cure they're looking for.[1:55:08]   Do you think we give a fuck about your dad? He has a whore daughter, tattoos all over her body.[1:55:14]   He probably jacks off to your ludes on OF.[1:55:17]   I wish nothing but more dementia from him.[1:55:21]   Can you imagine? Nobody says stuff like that anymore.[1:55:24]   Imagine if iDubbbz just got this clip out of context.[1:55:28]   Because they've seen, they'll see a guy say like the n-word in a rap song on YouTube and they like do a 10 week study of him.[1:55:34]   Imagine if they saw this. Send that to iDubbbz.[1:55:38]   No, don't. Do not. Because that'll get me in a lot of heat.[1:55:43]   We were just saying imagine if someone said that.[1:55:46]   Imagine if. It's called absurdity. It's the law of absurdity iDubbbz. Something you don't understand no more.[1:55:52]   You're the one who's forcing your dad to fight his own son.[1:55:55]   Well we thought it'd be pretty cool that Anissa is the head of the boxing campaign.[1:56:01]   Shut the fuck up you two.[1:56:02]   Here, watch it. He'll get over it. But maybe you fucked him up.[1:56:06]   That can happen too. He might be depressed from now on after that.[1:56:09]   He might fuck up his pituitary gland. It happens to people.[1:56:12]   Pineal gland. He did that to your son.[1:56:14]   You're supposed to like touch him up.[1:56:16]   He's supposed to not even hurt him. And he goes on and on.[1:56:18]   Like slam him in the body a little bit. Like you think he can fight?[1:56:20]   Okay dude. Okay let's have a little boxing match.[1:56:23]   You don't tee off on your son's face on television.[1:56:27]   Yes you do. It's crazy.[1:56:29]   How old is the kid?[1:56:32]   The kid looks young. To me he looks like, you know, he could be 20.[1:56:36]   He could be 19. He looks young. He's real skinny.[1:56:39]   And the father's kinda jacked. Not too jacked.[1:56:42]   But, you know, he's fit. And he can fucking punch.[1:56:45]   He knows how to box. And the son doesn't look like he has any idea what the fuck he's doing.[1:56:49]   I don't know what the thing was. Like someone sent it to me.[1:56:53]   Maybe you should know what the thing was. What was it yesterday that Joe never...[1:56:59]   Oh! Joe never saw...[1:57:00]   What was it? They were talking about something big that he had never watched.[1:57:06]   It was something really important too.[1:57:09]   Was it Rinella that he was talking about it with?[1:57:11]   I don't know. He was talking about something that he never watched that was really big.[1:57:15]   It was like a big event for... Oh! The Kanye Alex Jones Interview![1:57:20]   He's sitting with Red Banner or something and he goes,[1:57:22]   Did you see Kanye on Alex Jones? And Joe goes, Fuck no. I didn't watch that. I saw clips but I didn't...[1:57:28]   Why wouldn't you watch that?[1:57:30]   It's your responsibility. You're on a podcast talking about all this stuff 24-7.[1:57:35]   You need to watch stuff. Only I should watch.[1:57:39]   These guys don't watch shit. They overhear and then they tell you some bogus version.[1:57:44]   Some telephone version of what's happened.[1:57:47]   Joe Rogan with confidence says, I didn't watch the Alex Jones Kanye interview.[1:57:54]   But then he speaks about it. Speaks about all this stuff.[1:57:58]   I mean, I feel like that's... Right? Alright, watch.[1:58:03]   They were like cheering that this old guy knocked his son out. I was like, you guys are crazy.[1:58:07]   You failed. You failed as a man.[1:58:11]   And then Jamie. That's not exactly what was happening.[1:58:13]   It's not? What is it? They're not father-son.[1:58:15]   Oh, why does it lie? It says father knocks out son in celebrity boxing match.[1:58:19]   You gotta get somebody to click on this. This was like a YouTuber thing. This guy's a YouTuber and he's a YouTuber.[1:58:25]   I'm such a sucker.[1:58:26]   You would think you could at least know about the two YouTube boxing events that take place every year.[1:58:35]   As a fighter. As like the UFC guy.[1:58:39]   Can't you just know about the two YouTube boxing matches that take place every year?[1:58:45]   Remember this? Look at that. That's fucking cool. I might keep... This is an album cover.[1:58:51]   This could be my album cover.[1:58:52]   And then the new merch. Would you guys wear this? Look at that. You could kind of get a preview right now of what this would be like.[1:59:00]   Look at that. Pretty cool, huh? Maybe not. Maybe not, but I will...[1:59:07]   I'll put it on the back. I bought a Pearl shirt. Love the movie Pearl.[1:59:12]   Oh, I love Pearl. I bought a shirt from A24.com without looking at the back.[1:59:15]   The front is a beautiful picture of young Pearl holding an axe as she does.[1:59:19]   And then I got it and then on the back is like the scariest horror image of old lady Pearl.[1:59:26]   Be careful when buying A24 shirts.[1:59:29]   Too scary to wear in publics. But, you know, you can throw it on under your shirt.[1:59:35]   Speaking of too scary...[1:59:37]   You want to see another... Yep. You want to see another present? Sorry about that.[1:59:41]   Want to see another present I got?[1:59:43]   Yes.[1:59:45]   Dear jewels... You're included in everything now. They really love you.[1:59:50]   Thank you for all the chaos you've caused and downfalls you predicted.[1:59:55]   Please enjoy this handmade suncatcher in good health.[2:00:00]   P.S. Let me know if you ever want a custom piece designed.[2:00:03]   Love Adley and Amelie from OK Glass.[2:00:09]   And look what they gave me here. I only have one issue with this, but this is very cool.[2:00:14]   Look at that. I love this thing. You could hang this anywhere, huh?[2:00:18]   I'm going to hang it right in my living room.[2:00:21]   Now these are the kind of gifts I like. Stuff that you can't get. You know, this is cool.[2:00:26]   I got to say, cut to the close up.[2:00:28]   Oh, come on. Cut to the close up. Just cut to it.[2:00:31]   There are smears everywhere that come off easily.[2:00:34]   Yeah, because it's beautifully used glass. Why didn't you clean this?[2:00:37]   There are smears everywhere. Is this laying around at the bottom of a pile?[2:00:41]   There's smears. Look, this comes right off.[2:00:45]   Clean before sending.[2:00:48]   You don't have to clean before sending. No, no, no.[2:00:51]   Just kidding. I love that gift.[2:00:54]   My ear. Can you cut to a black screen and put on some music real quick?[2:00:58]   I got to fix something here. Put on music.[2:01:01]   Put on a good song. I'll sing along with it.[2:01:03]   Here you go. Here you go.[2:01:06]   Isn't that cool?[2:01:09]   I love that gift. Thank you for sending that to me.[2:01:12]   Hold on, I got to fix my...[2:01:19]   Unlike yours, Rivers, my hair is starting to thin.[2:01:23]   What should I use? Frontisha?[2:01:28]   We'll be right back.[2:01:32]   Sorry, this keeps falling out.[2:01:36]   Listen to this new Weezer song.[2:01:39]   Cut back to me.[2:01:42]   The note from the gift.[2:01:44]   It's just a note from the gift.[2:01:47]   This is what...[2:01:49]   That's an honor![2:01:51]   Welcome to Red Bar. We're back.[2:01:55]   Thank you. This new Weezer EP was pretty good.[2:01:58]   What is going on with them, though?[2:02:00]   Why are they drowning us in all these songs?[2:02:01]   Why can't anybody interview Weezer and ask what's going on with them?[2:02:05]   Why are they putting out 100 songs a year instead of just 10 good ones?[2:02:16]   Robin Tran![2:02:18]   All right, thank you so much.[2:02:20]   What do we got? Oh, yeah, there was another Rogan thing.[2:02:23]   Look at this one. This is from Rogan.[2:02:25]   So that one was pretty self-explanatory, right?[2:02:28]   You could kill that song for me.[2:02:29]   Here's another one, Joe Rogan.[2:02:31]   Oh, yeah, he was busted today on Reddit.[2:02:35]   Sorry, this thing fell out and then I pushed it in really hard[2:02:38]   and I felt like a piercing hit something inside.[2:02:43]   Hope my vacation isn't ruined.[2:02:45]   Oh, here he is with Stavros.[2:02:48]   The big pig laugh cow.[2:02:51]   The misinformation CNN won't tell you about.[2:02:55]   Watch this. Maybe this one will speak for itself, too.[2:02:59]   OK, let me unmute. Everything's good.[2:03:02]   Not really. No one teaches it like you.[2:03:05]   Here we go. They're talking about comedy classes.[2:03:08]   Of course, Joe Rogan is against comedy classes, aren't we all?[2:03:13]   Nobody should be teaching comedy under any circumstance.[2:03:16]   Right, boys?[2:03:18]   Sorry, this just sounded bad.[2:03:20]   OK, and here's Stavros.[2:03:23]   Eating a lot of clout this year.[2:03:26]   Let's hear what these two morons have to say.[2:03:29]   They are basically self-taught.[2:03:31]   You can take a class, but it's not really.[2:03:33]   Not only that, no one teaches it like you.[2:03:36]   Kurt Mesker's not going to teach a class.[2:03:38]   Of course.[2:03:40]   Mark Norman's not going to teach a class.[2:03:42]   Mark Norman's not going to teach a class.[2:03:44]   That's for losers, right?[2:03:46]   Watch this.[2:03:48]   The people that teach classes aren't usually people who get so good at it.[2:03:51]   25 bucks a month.[2:03:53]   Comedy class.[2:03:55]   Mark Norman is doing a comedy.[2:03:57]   Look at that.[2:03:59]   So this is a bad one for Joe.[2:04:01]   Bad one for Mark.[2:04:03]   Mark, we're coming for you.[2:04:05]   Can you believe that, Jules?[2:04:07]   Pretty embarrassing, huh?[2:04:09]   How's that coffee?[2:04:11]   She's got old Sephora under her desk.[2:04:15]   What's that about?[2:04:17]   What the fuck is that noise?[2:04:19]   Mark Norman.[2:04:21]   Got this shirt from AG.[2:04:24]   Wait till you guys see the new jeans I got.[2:04:27]   I got a lot of great jeans.[2:04:29]   I got a lot of great clothes for winter.[2:04:31]   I went Christmas shopping for myself.[2:04:33]   At Jake Paul Mall.[2:04:35]   Jake Paul Mall.[2:04:37]   That's where we shop.[2:04:39]   We were in Phoenix at the Scottsdale Mall.[2:04:41]   Jake Paul Mall.[2:04:43]   And we got some amazing gifts for ourselves.[2:04:45]   That's of course where Jake Paul lit up fireworks during COVID.[2:04:48]   Something really cool happened to us.[2:04:51]   I was going to say you should show this Joe List video while we're talking about the Mark Norman.[2:04:55]   Yeah, let's do that.[2:04:57]   Don't forget about that story.[2:04:59]   Of course. I got an amazing story about what happened to us in Phoenix and how it ties into all the people we're talking about here today on the show.[2:05:06]   Chris D'Elia.[2:05:08]   Brendan K. Shop.[2:05:10]   How you guys doing? Are you having a fun time out there on the website?[2:05:13]   Hope you're having a good time.[2:05:15]   I'm having a blast here today on Jinglehime.[2:05:18]   The day after Christmas.[2:05:20]   Me too, actually.[2:05:22]   Yeah. Are you having a good time?[2:05:24]   Yes. Today is the real Jinglehime.[2:05:25]   Fire, as Hela would say.[2:05:27]   Is Hela Klein fully retarded? I was thinking about her while I was sleeping this morning.[2:05:31]   Hela Klein is like retarded.[2:05:33]   You know, here's what it was. I was thinking about Moses with Trisha.[2:05:38]   And then I go, wait a minute. Hela Klein is basically the female Moses.[2:05:42]   And then I remembered a clip that Ethan played on his show a long time ago where somebody goes,[2:05:47]   Is the girl retarded? Serious question.[2:05:50]   Is the girl retarded? Everyone thinks your wife is retarded.[2:05:52]   And we have a, maybe we can find that clip on the live show where they dance together.[2:05:57]   That was cute. She's literally like a retard.[2:06:00]   I'm sure some people think I'm a retard also.[2:06:02]   No, you're not as retarded as her.[2:06:04]   Shorter than her. Not as retarded.[2:06:07]   The best part of the H3 live event was this couple came up and proposed.[2:06:12]   You should watch that on Salvo's thing that he did about it.[2:06:15]   Salvo's dreams. So funny.[2:06:18]   Let's show you this. Joe Liszt is a director now, right?[2:06:22]   A writer, director, editor. He's amazing.[2:06:25]   Joe Liszt is in his forties. He was the star of the new Louis C.K. movie.[2:06:31]   We hate Joe Liszt here.[2:06:33]   You got to see his new video.[2:06:36]   I think we could play. It's only three minutes long.[2:06:39]   Would you like to watch the whole thing here and steal some views from?[2:06:42]   Let's do Hassan style comedy.[2:06:44]   Hassan Peiker and watch all of Joe Liszt's video.[2:06:49]   You tell me if this is good.[2:06:51]   It stars Mike Vecchione and a girl with bad teeth.[2:06:55]   Yep, we saw your teeth, bitch.[2:06:57]   Again, I don't want the victims to think that I'm anti-women on this show.[2:07:04]   Because really I'm not. I'm an ally. You're an ally to me.[2:07:08]   Watch this. Joe Liszt brand new movie just came out for Christmas.[2:07:12]   Cheers, everybody.[2:07:14]   Keep it together. Here they are.[2:07:24]   Oh, boy. The ears just fly by, don't they?[2:07:29]   Audio![2:07:31]   Don't remember little Trevor's first Christmas.[2:07:33]   So you know it's a Joe Liszt joint because the audio is heavily muffled from the lapel mics they stuff under their shirts.[2:07:40]   You know, because he doesn't know how to do anything.[2:07:42]   Here's the opening shot of a Joe Liszt movie. Does that look good to you?[2:07:47]   Remember at the end it says directed by Joe Liszt.[2:07:53]   And he wasn't forced to add that.[2:07:55]   And he didn't make this for a class project.[2:07:59]   It was just he got these people together. He thought, let's make a movie.[2:08:04]   It stars Mike Vecchione, America's most boring piece of shit.[2:08:10]   I wouldn't mind seeing this guy's head caved in.[2:08:12]   I hate guys like this. I've always hated Mike Vecchione. He's what I call New York scum.[2:08:20]   You know, there's a lot of comics you see a lot like here's one.[2:08:24]   Have you guys noticed that Yanis Pappas has been on every podcast for the last couple of months, every show.[2:08:34]   And when I started bashing Yanis Pappas, who is incredibly boring, even many of you said,[2:08:39]   Oh, Mike, not Yanis. He's he's not so bad. Sure, he's not so bad.[2:08:46]   But you ask yourself, why is Yanis Pappas similar to Mike Vecchione?[2:08:51]   Why is he always on gas digital? Why is Mike Vecchione in all these things?[2:08:55]   Why is Yanis Pappas always? Because he's nice. Okay, that's it.[2:09:00]   Podcasters, not me, but these amateurs, they get confused.[2:09:05]   And I've had this happen for many years on the show where you would invite somebody over who was just kind of fun to talk to.[2:09:13]   But that doesn't mean that they're good entertainment. That doesn't mean that they're engaging or fun to listen to.[2:09:20]   I have a feeling that Yanis Pappas is fun to talk to as a normal guy.[2:09:26]   You know, it's he's nice. He laughs at your jokes. He doesn't look completely disgusting.[2:09:34]   He's, you know, got a regular car. He's got a regular life.[2:09:38]   And it would be nice maybe to have lunch with Yanis Pappas.[2:09:44]   You go to lunch with him. It's a simple conversation.[2:09:48]   He probably knows a good sandwich place.[2:09:50]   But should he be on a podcast? Absolutely not.[2:09:53]   Should Mike Vecchione be in a movie? No![2:09:57]   So podcasters think just because you're having a nice time with somebody doesn't mean it's nice for us.[2:10:05]   Okay, back to Joelish movie. Let's play it in full.[2:10:09]   Holly Joel.[2:10:11]   Oh, boy. The ears just fly by, don't they?[2:10:15]   I still remember little Trevor's first Christmas. Feels like it was yesterday.[2:10:21]   He's just the sweetest, isn't he?[2:10:23]   The audio is so bad. I felt like everybody on the list.[2:10:27]   Good job with him.[2:10:29]   I thought that was a Gavin McInnish video playing in the background till I did answer.[2:10:35]   Hey, they really love the holidays. Five birthday cereals.[2:10:40]   This chick thinks she's like cool. Wait till you see her teeth. When they show, I'll zoom in.[2:10:45]   She's got those teeth where it's got like weird white discoloration. You'll see.[2:10:51]   Wait to see his face when he opens those Legos tomorrow.[2:10:55]   He's going to be pumped.[2:10:57]   He is. Hey, I need you to eat a couple of these. They're really good. I just made too many.[2:11:03]   Okay, so she hands Mike Vecchione a plate of cookies because they're waiting. It's Osmond and wife.[2:11:09]   So in Joelismine, who looks like a regular husband? Mike Vecchione. Oh, yeah, it's perfect.[2:11:15]   He gets him for this. They're eating the cookies. They made cookies.[2:11:18]   And by the way, he's directing a movie and these are supposed to be homemade baked cookies.[2:11:26]   These are literally chips ahoy.[2:11:30]   The dads.[2:11:32]   These were supposed to be homemade cookies that they made for Santa, but Joelist is so stupid that he bought the cheapest.[2:11:39]   These might be like Andy. What are those called?[2:11:43]   Dads. Dads cookies.[2:11:46]   No, no, that's those are better than this. What's that band call? Wow. What's that cookie brand called?[2:11:53]   That's like Andes Andres.[2:11:56]   They're like the I mean, if you eat a cookie that's this round, you're insane. You might as well eat a poker chip.[2:12:03]   Sweet Andes. No, no, I forgot what it's called. It's like it comes in a vending machine and like a beige bag.[2:12:11]   Something like that. Yeah, I think I know what you mean.[2:12:13]   The worst cookie. So these are supposed to be homemade cookies that she slaved over for Santa.[2:12:20]   I'll let it play. I'm sorry.[2:12:22]   And by the way, none of this is important. It's just gossip.[2:12:26]   I guess tomorrow.[2:12:28]   I'm just going to be pumped.[2:12:30]   Famous Amos. Famous Amos. There you go.[2:12:32]   I need you to eat a couple of these. They're really good. I just made too many.[2:12:36]   She made too many.[2:12:38]   And I'm off dairy, you know.[2:12:40]   But we have to eat the cookies.[2:12:41]   Oh yeah, you can't trick them up.[2:12:43]   I gotta say, as much as Mike Vecchione sucks, he's really the star actor in this scene.[2:12:48]   Yeah, I love his haircut. That's what all movie stars should strive to have, this kind of haircut.[2:12:53]   But I mean, as far as delivering his line.[2:12:55]   Fresh cut straight out the salon, bitch.[2:12:58]   If you get your haircut like this, you know nothing.[2:13:04]   You got no brain inside your head if you cut your head.[2:13:07]   You actually would probably have that exact, like if you showed this picture to the barber, you could duplicate that exactly.[2:13:16]   In seconds, by the way.[2:13:18]   Like it's the exact same color.[2:13:20]   Yeah, that's a four on the side, a six on top, spiked with gel.[2:13:24]   If your hair is like this, really severely hurt yourself in front of no one.[2:13:31]   Okay, watch this. He gets him because he's the most dad-like guy he knows.[2:13:34]   I have my eating window and I'm off dairy.[2:13:38]   But we have to eat the cookies and drink the milk.[2:13:42]   Why?[2:13:44]   Because we put them off for Santa and Trevor needs to see that they've been eaten.[2:13:47]   And I've already had two, plus I had all that pie, all that ice cream. I'm feeling really stuffed.[2:13:51]   He wrote this.[2:13:53]   I know the feeling. It's why I fast.[2:13:55]   Well, you can cheat tonight.[2:13:57]   So the big joke is that he's on a fast, he's trying to watch his weight even though he's got the tits the size of Roseanne here.[2:14:01]   Okay.[2:14:03]   You know, you're fasting could have fooled me, boy.[2:14:06]   All these people working out, you know, you notice how lean I am still.[2:14:11]   I'm not floating up.[2:14:13]   You see these guys trying to work out.[2:14:15]   They've got bubble muscles everywhere.[2:14:17]   I laugh at a lot of workout guys.[2:14:19]   You don't want to look like that.[2:14:21]   They don't know what they're doing.[2:14:23]   I've been watching a lot of Kumail Nanjiani workout tips.[2:14:26]   Type in on YouTube, try this as a joke or as an experiment.[2:14:31]   Kumail Nanjiani workout.[2:14:34]   There are 10,000 videos of how he became so hot.[2:14:39]   I want to look just like him.[2:14:42]   The same veins, the same build.[2:14:44]   I want my face to be a giant square.[2:14:46]   I want to get big bags under my eyes with a craggly old gray nose.[2:14:52]   I want to dye my skin green and I want to be Kumail and she's going to be Emily.[2:14:57]   Oh, Emily, will you be my...[2:14:59]   Kumail, can you learn English, please?[2:15:02]   You've been in America since I was 10.[2:15:05]   Do you know I'm friends with Kumail Nanjiani where I used to be?[2:15:08]   He was on this show, Kumail, sitting in my apartment.[2:15:12]   And you know what he said to me?[2:15:14]   What the hell is this? Who even listens to this?[2:15:17]   Like, what is it? Like podcasting or like radio show on the internet?[2:15:22]   Why would anyone listen? And I go, Kumail, trust me.[2:15:25]   This was 2006.[2:15:27]   And now he's my Avenger.[2:15:30]   I've been watching Kumail. He's a piece of shit.[2:15:33]   He was on Two Bears One Cave with Josh Burt.[2:15:37]   But I will get the same body as Kumail in 12 months without stepping on the gas.[2:15:43]   Burt was like, dude, so you used to be like a beta, but now you're like an alpha.[2:15:51]   Yeah, you used to be a beta.[2:15:53]   Somebody says, wait, somebody's commenting on my body. They said I'm halfway there to being Kumail.[2:15:59]   Yeah, I don't want you to be Kumail and I don't want to be Emily, frankly.[2:16:03]   I want my jaw to be so square that I look so ugly.[2:16:09]   Do you guys think I'm uglier than Kumail or cuter and nicer looking?[2:16:14]   Am I friendlier than Kumail or just as ugly?[2:16:18]   Do you guys think I look very Indian?[2:16:20]   He seems like he's mean.[2:16:21]   Hey, Chris D'Elia victims, could I get near the ends and do his stuff to you?[2:16:26]   It's a joke.[2:16:28]   We're lighthearted. We're trying to give you a Christmas.[2:16:30]   I'm going to take down Chris for you, girls.[2:16:33]   We promise.[2:16:34]   Those girls are going to come after me because I'm involved.[2:16:37]   I can feel it.[2:16:39]   I've done a lot of similar stuff to Chris and no one will stop me.[2:16:43]   That's a joke. I have a wife here. We're kidding. We're on your side, but we're just making jokes.[2:16:48]   Nobody dares to have any fun anymore on the internet.[2:16:52]   They're all like, Chris D'Elia was doing this.[2:16:55]   It's like, okay.[2:16:57]   But still bad.[2:16:59]   Do I look as ugly as Kumail?[2:17:02]   Type one, if I do.[2:17:04]   Type two, if God, no.[2:17:06]   Because I'm like on a midlife crisis where I'm trying to get hot again.[2:17:12]   Someone said you are more Persian than Kumail.[2:17:15]   Oh, thank you so much. That's so nice to hear on Christmas.[2:17:22]   Mike looks like one of my family members.[2:17:25]   Oh, gosh.[2:17:27]   I'm just kidding about all this. What does Mike look like? Crap.[2:17:31]   Nobody cares. Back to this fucking movie. Watch.[2:17:34]   Hit it, lady.[2:17:36]   Speaking of Chris D'Elia, she kind of looks like Chris, doesn't she?[2:17:40]   Wait until you see her teeth. I'll zoom in.[2:17:42]   Carbs and sugar don't know Christmas.[2:17:45]   Get through with it.[2:17:47]   Take an hour.[2:17:49]   I'm just asking you to eat like two cookies and they're delicious.[2:17:52]   I got to stay fit.[2:17:54]   I haven't eaten anything past 7 p.m. in two years.[2:17:56]   I'm not going to start with cookies and milk.[2:17:58]   Just throw them in the trash.[2:18:00]   Yeah, exactly.[2:18:02]   So the whole premise of this is this nagging bitch wife is like,[2:18:06]   our son's going to know that Santa wasn't here if you don't eat the...[2:18:09]   He's not.[2:18:11]   Throw them away.[2:18:12]   Nobody, no kid cares about this cookies thing.[2:18:15]   And that's what Joe List thought was so great. No, I did not care.[2:18:19]   You know what I cared about? The money.[2:18:22]   Imagine looking at the cookies sitting there when there's...[2:18:26]   Go, Santa. Yeah, exactly.[2:18:28]   No, I didn't even want presents. I wanted a wire transfer from that man.[2:18:32]   And I like Santa. Listen, I am one of Earth's Santas.[2:18:35]   I'm similar to a Santa. I could be a Santa.[2:18:38]   You know, there was no Santa at the mall.[2:18:40]   We went to the mall the day before Christmas.[2:18:44]   Think of that. We went to the biggest mall on the West Coast the day before Christmas.[2:18:51]   There was no Santa. There was barely any decoration.[2:18:54]   I know. Nothing.[2:18:56]   The closest thing to some tinsel was the closest Zara.[2:19:04]   Yucky.[2:19:06]   Very Middle Eastern, that Zara. Don't go to Zara.[2:19:10]   Please, go to AG.[2:19:12]   You could go to... Where else did we shop?[2:19:15]   Finish Line. It's nice.[2:19:17]   You know what my favorite shoe store is?[2:19:19]   What? Finish Line.[2:19:22]   They got some nice clothes there at Finish Line. I really like it.[2:19:26]   What other stores did I buy stuff from?[2:19:28]   Tell the guys.[2:19:30]   Because they want to emulate me. They like my style.[2:19:33]   What places did I go to? I went to AG.[2:19:37]   Prada.[2:19:40]   Neiman Marcus.[2:19:42]   Where did I get these glasses?[2:19:45]   Online.[2:19:47]   Okay, let's see.[2:19:49]   You could smell them in there.[2:19:51]   Our son can smell cookies.[2:19:53]   Yes, everyone can smell cookies. They're cookies.[2:19:55]   That's because you made cookies. The whole goddamn house smells like cookies.[2:19:58]   He's not a bear. He's not going to go through the trash.[2:20:00]   I promise.[2:20:02]   Listen, I'm telling you, he's suspicious.[2:20:05]   He's at an age when kids stop believing.[2:20:07]   I want to have him believe in Santa for one more Christmas.[2:20:11]   If this is really your wife and you want me to believe it, pull her clothes off then.[2:20:16]   Make her stand nude.[2:20:18]   I don't understand why every girl in a movie isn't fully naked.[2:20:22]   Do you want clicks or do you want to be bankrupt?[2:20:27]   Take the women's clothes off or shut them up.[2:20:31]   Eat the cookies.[2:20:33]   Okay, I'm going to eat half and then you're going to eat half.[2:20:37]   What is the big deal?[2:20:39]   How about throw them away? This promise stinks.[2:20:41]   And I'm off dairy.[2:20:43]   Why do you have them put out half a dozen cookies?[2:20:45]   If my wife tried to get me to drink milk, I'd take the glass of milk and smash the glass into her face.[2:20:51]   Into her eyes.[2:20:53]   If you tried to make me even drink oat milk, which she does.[2:20:58]   That's my secret by the way. Every day I take an eye dropper of oat milk right into my tongue.[2:21:04]   Alright, watch this shit.[2:21:05]   Oh, it's not your aunt Becky.[2:21:07]   What the hell?[2:21:09]   You know what, Becky's been through a lot the past couple of years.[2:21:12]   Is that a stalking or a foot?[2:21:15]   It's Christmas and you're being a jerk.[2:21:18]   And that's not what her foot looks like.[2:21:20]   This is the writing they're coming up with.[2:21:23]   You can say other words.[2:21:25]   You heard my words on this episode. Vile.[2:21:29]   Repulsive. They're shock words.[2:21:32]   Use a shocking word. You're a comedian.[2:21:33]   You're calling a guy a jerk? On a show?[2:21:37]   You can say anything you want and they choose jerk.[2:21:40]   You know, what are their names? Chase?[2:21:42]   You could ask the AI chat GPT to be like-[2:21:46]   We wrote an AI song. Jules wrote- do you have that AI song?[2:21:49]   I have so many good ones. Do you have it?[2:21:51]   Um, I don't know. How about figure out that AI song you wrote about me and Chula.[2:21:55]   No, it's gay? Lame?[2:21:57]   I don't want it. I feel like after this I'm going to go and everybody's going to be like-[2:22:01]   Really? Check out my AI song. And I'm like, oh, we're just one of those AIs.[2:22:06]   It's lame. It's something Gas Digital would do.[2:22:08]   It's like Post. Exactly.[2:22:10]   Like, Luis would do this because Luis J. Gomez is very-[2:22:13]   You can privately enjoy an AI song you made for yourself, but I think it should-[2:22:16]   It's like the AI photos. Art. You can't post that.[2:22:20]   Yeah, I made some AI art of iDubbbz's wife today.[2:22:23]   Okay.[2:22:24]   I like that art. We should do some glass blowing of that art or whatever the fuck that guy said.[2:22:32]   Someone in the chat said that you should get a whiteboard to draw on when you-[2:22:36]   They'd like that, wouldn't they? Why? So they could steal my pants, right?[2:22:40]   Okay, watch this.[2:22:42]   Are you going to eat the cookies or not?[2:22:44]   She's still eating the cookies. She's fucking a bitch.[2:22:46]   He's fasting. Leave him alone.[2:22:48]   Are you aware that our son still believes in Santa and somebody's going to eat these cookies?[2:22:51]   Oh my god. Throw him out the window. Who gives a shit?[2:22:54]   I'm not going to break my diet and eat garbage because our lame son thinks some fatso brought him some shit that I bought.[2:23:01]   And isn't he too old to believe in Santa anyway?[2:23:03]   Well, aren't you too old to believe in Bill Belichick, you big dipshit?[2:23:07]   Writing by Joe Liz.[2:23:09]   You didn't get me the Patriots tickets for Christmas, did you?[2:23:11]   No. I got you a gift certificate to the Cheesecake Factory so you can take me out for a big fat pasta dish and a high calorie dessert that I'll eat in front of you.[2:23:21]   While you sit there with your little pussy ass salad.[2:23:25]   What?[2:23:27]   Because you're a big man, aren't you? You're a big...[2:23:30]   Divorce her then and fire Joe Liszt.[2:23:34]   You know, what kind of video is this for Christmas? This is what Joe Liszt thinks is hot?[2:23:38]   He's sitting there writing this with his nerd glasses and his nerd hair and his terrible face?[2:23:45]   Man who cares about his weight and he has to watch what he eats so he can look good in slacks.[2:23:54]   Okay. Your mother's a slut and so are you.[2:23:57]   Oh, here we go. Now she has a knife. This is so film school.[2:24:01]   Say one more thing about my diabetic aunt.[2:24:05]   Okay. Let's check out this bitch's teeth. Wait till you see this.[2:24:09]   Hi pretty. You see what Joe Liszt has done? Look at those stains. Were you on a medication?[2:24:19]   Nice stains. Yeah. You made a Joe Liszt movie. He doesn't know what to do with those teeth.[2:24:26]   Look at the stains. See here.[2:24:29]   This is Joe's fault.[2:24:31]   This is Joe's fault. Look at this tooth. This corn cob here.[2:24:34]   What is that? A nice beige? I got a similar shirt color. You know what they call this color?[2:24:39]   Cone. Well, no, they call it ecru or butter.[2:24:44]   Disgusting. Your teeth are the same type of beige as my shirt. It's a yellowish teeth and there is a pretty big front tooth.[2:24:53]   He's too close. Do you want this? Is this what you want? Stop working with Liszt. Come work with us.[2:24:59]   No other show would do this to her. Look at these teeth. Can you believe? And I noticed those stains from the minute you smiled.[2:25:07]   I can't even think of this concept of the script here with these stains.[2:25:12]   Do you need dental money? Do you need dental money? Do you need dental money?[2:25:17]   This is what I'm going to do to anybody who works with my enemy. I'm going to make it impossible for you to want to work with these people.[2:25:24]   Look at the teeth. Look at your teeth. You want to bite me and give me the teeth? Fucking dirty pig.[2:25:29]   I'm just kidding. I mean, the staining, my listeners, a hundred thousand people in the chat are talking about your stains. They're revolted.[2:25:38]   They can't even pay attention because of your stains. You stupid, dirty invalid.[2:25:44]   Honey, what are you doing up?[2:25:49]   Daddy, are you eating Santa's cookies?[2:25:52]   Of course, this son couldn't be a real kid because Joe Liszt is so stupid. He hired another no name comedian. It's just Dalton Pruitt.[2:25:57]   No, I'm not. I'm fasting.[2:26:04]   Jingle Heim. Jingle, here, watch this.[2:26:09]   Jingle Heim, Jingle Smell, look at my books.[2:26:14]   What's that song? Can you find Jingle Bell Cock? It's a really funny parody song. Just type in on YouTube, Jingle Bell Cock.[2:26:23]   Or maybe I could do it if I'm here on YouTube, but you type too.[2:26:25]   Let's see if we can find this. This is my favorite parody.[2:26:30]   I forgot where I heard this on Opie and Anthony or something. Jingle Bell Cock.[2:26:36]   Let's see what we got. Yeah, listen to this. This is so funny.[2:26:40]   This is the type of music that I make Jules listen to. Listen to this, everybody.[2:26:47]   Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock. It's the first time for you, so here's what you do.[2:26:54]   Welcome to Red Bar Mary Jingle. Listen to this. She's dying. She's dying over there.[2:27:03]   Reach for my, grab for my, pull at my cock. You can do it with ease. Just get on your knees.[2:27:11]   Oh, really dude?[2:27:13]   My dick will get firm. Soon you'll be tasting sperm.[2:27:18]   Do it right now and don't bite now. Drag your tongue across my meat.[2:27:25]   If you give me head, there's no need to spread. By now you should know a blowjob can't be beat.[2:27:34]   Faster now, deeper now, into your throat. The secret is not to choke.[2:27:42]   Shit man, what are you, chicken?[2:27:44]   Stuff the whole thing in your face. That's how you suck on my cock.[2:27:50]   Opie and Anthony love this.[2:27:53]   Oh, you didn't need this in the parody. An instrumental.[2:27:57]   Here comes the light.[2:28:07]   You make my dick swell as I moan and yell. Heed the warning when I scream.[2:28:15]   Although your throat is sore, you'll have to open more to cast your last breath before I shoot my cream.[2:28:23]   Slurp it up, lick it up, don't ever stop. Swallow every last drop.[2:28:31]   Now that you eat my meat, I'll never have to beat my meat.[2:28:36]   Thanks for stroking my, thanks for licking my, thanks for sucking my cock.[2:28:43]   She's dying. She's dying. Mary Jiggleheim everybody, cause I sing that to her.[2:28:49]   That's good. I thought that you came up with that.[2:28:53]   A lot of stuff I steal. A lot of stuff I steal. Okay. Everybody having a good time?[2:29:00]   We're smoking weed now. Put on another song for me to take a few puffs.[2:29:05]   Cream. Let's see what people are saying in the chat.[2:29:07]   People are saying in the chat.[2:29:10]   I'm playing right now. This is in prim. Oh wow. B.B. King. Okay.[2:29:15]   This is a sex show now. No it's not. Come on. Stop it. Jingleheim shmee. Have some shmee with me assholes.[2:29:29]   Wait, wait, wait. I had a thought. Oh, what was that thought?[2:29:32]   I was thinking of, what was I thinking of? Oh, I lost it.[2:29:38]   Just one more.[2:29:44]   Okay, that's enough. Have some shmee with me. Enjoy it. Pretty cool, huh?[2:29:51]   Alright Jules, what do we got next year? Where do you think we should go?[2:29:54]   I just realized Jingleheim is from John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.[2:29:57]   Oh, that's where I got it confused. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.[2:30:03]   Well, maybe you should read the contest winners before. Oh, should we do contest though?[2:30:08]   You guys ready? Do we have any contest background? We're not making a big deal about this.[2:30:13]   Look, we need people to join our mailing list. There was this guy, a hate guy on my Instagram.[2:30:18]   Yep. Listen to this. So I promote, I say, join the mailing list, uh, and you'll win a prize.[2:30:26]   And this guy writes, let me see if I could find it. I couldn't believe this cause you know, I'm so gracious.[2:30:34]   And then a guy tries to use, look at this. Damn. Remember when Mike roasted the fuck out of every other creator that tries to promote themselves?[2:30:45]   Furious. Uh, of course after reading that, and I hope nobody thinks that that's what we're doing, uh, by making you sign our mailing list.[2:30:58]   Uh, to be honest, folks, we don't know how much longer we're going to be around on Instagram.[2:31:06]   I've had a couple of messages from Instagram saying my promotions have been disabled. My account's been disabled and, uh, had a lot of strikes on me with this Instagram of things that have been reported to me.[2:31:21]   And I had a very, uh, alarming episode last month where I was locked out of my Instagram for violating the contract of what you should say to people.[2:31:35]   These girls from H3, Sam, Lena and stuff, I'm harassing them. And I said, Oh my God, what if I lose my Instagram? What if I lose my Facebook?[2:31:49]   How are we going to stay in touch with people? Jill said, you should have people join the mailing list. They go, they'll tear me apart.[2:31:56]   You know, they'll just destroy me if I mention it. She goes, Mike, you got to do it. You know, we'll be nothing without those two accounts.[2:32:03]   And I said, you're really right. And you know, I don't even really like using these accounts. What if we just moved everybody to the mailing list and kept it nice?[2:32:13]   You know, I tell you, you tell you there's no, uh, you know, and on Instagram, this is very unfair too.[2:32:20]   Let's say you're not a avid Instagram user like me. I just post these updates.[2:32:24]   Well, did you know if I'm not given the Adderall a couple hits a blow, it's not going to do any favors for me.[2:32:34]   So let's say I have 10,000 followers on Instagram. If I put out a post only like 4,000 of you are even seeing it because we haven't connected via their, uh, you know, the, the, their wishes, what they want us to do.[2:32:50]   That's dangerous, right? Imagine I lose that account. Imagine we lose face, but that could happen any day.[2:32:57]   So would you really want to be, uh, unable to connect with us in any sort of manner?[2:33:04]   So yes, the mailing list is probably the best option because you know what, when, if I got banned, uh, from Instagram, they're not going to give me my followers.[2:33:14]   They don't send you an email and go, here's all your followers emails in case you have anything important going on.[2:33:18]   You know, I've always said it's extremely stupid to build your business on a social media site.[2:33:27]   We see it all the time. Tim Dillon built his empire on Patreon.[2:33:34]   Ethan Klein built his entire life on YouTube and Josh Denny.[2:33:43]   His existence comes from Twitter.[2:33:45]   We've seen the irrationality and insanity that these companies, I mean, come on.[2:33:52]   Have you not seen the Twitter files with the Elon Musk and his behavior?[2:33:57]   Have you not seen people left and right being banned from YouTube and of course Facebook, which is now a VR Muppet kids show?[2:34:06]   Uh, why would you trust them with your company?[2:34:09]   I mean, this would be like if you had a brick and mortar business and you rented a, or you know, Josh Denny's apartment as your store.[2:34:20]   It's probably the stupidest thing any human being could ever, ever, ever do.[2:34:27]   So to rely on social media for your livelihood, rely on some private company that could boot you anytime.[2:34:36]   That could just say, we don't have Twitter tomorrow. What if Elon Musk just says, I'm closing Twitter?[2:34:44]   What would you do? And you know, when I said this years ago, people laughed as if these social media sites are, and you see it every day.[2:34:51]   Everybody on Twitter arguing over Twitter as if this is their plot of land. Are you crazy? What did you think was going to happen?[2:35:01]   Why would you rely on a fake trend online to base your business? I mean, it's really, really crazy.[2:35:10]   So yes, we need to own the things we do. This is why we broadcast from our own server.[2:35:15]   This is why we pay thousands and thousands of dollars a month to host here instead of on YouTube.[2:35:22]   And yes, it works worse because we're not rich. Rich![2:35:28]   So, um, I'm telling you, you will see, you will see why we have a mailing list very soon.[2:35:36]   And it's going to become very apparent when you see what happens when Patriot decides the Tim Dylan show is too, then what does he do? He's fucked.[2:35:43]   Or even just what if Patreon goes away?[2:35:46]   Goes away! They don't want to do it anymore.[2:35:49]   You don't even have to do anything wrong.[2:35:51]   Yeah. What happens if H3 loses YouTube? They don't have any email addresses. They're screwed.[2:35:59]   So yeah, it should make perfect sense. The only boomers are the people using Twitter, YouTube, and Facebook to build their homes on. It's insane.[2:36:09]   It's insane. So really you should take people who do that much less serious. They can't claim that they're businessmen and good cool guys if they're doing that.[2:36:22]   And email is cool now. Maybe you'll get a cute little letter.[2:36:25]   I would rather use the United States Postal Service, a service that's never let us down.[2:36:30]   You know, when a package goes missing, you file a claim with USPS. It's never, ever being replied to.[2:36:37]   But yeah, I would like to send out letters.[2:36:42]   A zine. It's one color printed on a press. It looks horrible. It's got vague metaphors about how I hate capitalism all over it.[2:36:54]   It's got dykes. Because I love dykes. No, I'm not Gavin. I didn't create Vice.[2:37:01]   I'm not gay![2:37:03]   No, I think the email list is nice because every day I go in there and even if they ban me, I've copied all your email addresses.[2:37:11]   And I think it's a nice way to stay updated so anybody that would sit there and say, oh, look at him promoting himself. Screw you.[2:37:20]   I mean, come on. Thank you so much. You know, I'm risking my life![2:37:27]   So, and you've heard the words I've said. You've seen the pictures I've drawn. You've seen the threats I've made.[2:37:32]   You're not seeing that from Tim Dillon. He wipes his hands after 40 minutes. Goes back to the hotel.[2:37:38]   Eats some shrimp![2:37:40]   So thank you for joining the mailing list. And in return, what do we do? Give away $1,000 of gift cards and a laptop, right?[2:37:48]   We give you presents! What do they do? They take and then they send you a bunch of lies.[2:37:53]   People were saying, oh, I didn't get the email or I missed it. I didn't check it in time. I missed the window. There'll be more.[2:38:03]   Let me tell you something. Send me this clip of the Jewish man. I always forget his name. Ben Shapiro, come on down![2:38:10]   Oi, oi, oi.[2:38:13]   Why is it being Jewish an insult to you, Nick?[2:38:15]   Ben Shapiro, everybody. Here he comes. This is the music that happens as he runs.[2:38:20]   This is the sound the world makes when Ben steps on the gas.[2:38:26]   He's really Jewish. He's really stupid. He sells your emails.[2:38:33]   He sells all your...[2:38:35]   Did you know this? Did you know that your conservative guys that you think are so fucking cool?[2:38:41]   Hold on. I really got to fix...[2:38:43]   You know those conservators you all look up to thinking they're truth talkers?[2:38:47]   Well, they're making you join mailing lists and when you sign up for stuff like Steven Crowder's Mug Club and all this nonsense, you're automatically on a list.[2:38:57]   I couldn't believe this. Did you know these guys sell your emails to government campaigns and shit? The same thing?[2:39:08]   Hold on. I got a bunch of buttons not working here.[2:39:11]   Look at this. Hold on. Cut to the thing. I had to fix these fucking headphones. They were all falling out.[2:39:17]   Okay. We'll do it live![2:39:20]   Bill... Bill... Bill O'Reilly, everybody. Thank you so much.[2:39:29]   So, remember how you're all so mad when you see the Twitter files and they're like,[2:39:36]   The FBI asked Twitter once for an email? It's like, yes, they did.[2:39:44]   Pretty scary stuff, huh? They might see your DMs. Uh oh.[2:39:49]   We've never known the FBI to ask around. I've never seen a... I mean, do you guys not watch Justified?[2:39:55]   Remember what cops used to do? They used to slip a man a 20, the bartender, and they used to go,[2:40:00]   Can I get some information here? This is 20 bucks. And the bartender would rat, you know, for 20 bucks worth.[2:40:08]   And then they'd carry on. All of a sudden, the whole world forgot that the FBI might want answers to questions.[2:40:18]   Oh, they asked Twitter. Can you believe this? The FBI had the balls to ask Twitter to tell them some information about a guy.[2:40:26]   Whoa. They've gone too far. You know, the cops, sure, they should be able to shoot you if you're coming towards them or if you pull out a toy gun.[2:40:40]   They should be able to imprison you, pull you over every day. But God forbid they ever investigate or ask a question.[2:40:48]   If they don't know an answer, sorry, case closed. There will be no investigating. We are Americans. We are not to be investigated.[2:40:56]   So they do that. What was my point there? I was getting to something really good. Ben Shapiro's email list. Ben Shapiro, listen to this. You're not going to believe this.[2:41:07]   Wait, there was a clip. I thought we had a video clip from his show. Jules, I swear to God. You didn't need my help. It wasn't me. It wasn't the Jews. It was just you. I don't know what any of this is.[2:41:19]   Shapiro starvingly accepts $100,000 from one of my opponents to trash me. What does this have to do with the email list?[2:41:28]   That's the tweet where everyone fan. Oh, go to. I wanted him talking about it. There's a whole YouTube video where Ben Shapiro.[2:41:35]   Oh my God, I didn't know if I knew about that. Yeah, we were wilding it together. Oh boy. My whole reputation relied on this one clip, Jules.[2:41:42]   Here, click the link. That's the tweet about it at least. Yeah.[2:41:45]   And the tweet. Oh, here's his show. Or no, in the same note as before. Isn't there a tweet?[2:41:53]   No, this is falling apart, Jules. Okay, here's the Twitter link. I'll send it to you. Yeah, it's okay.[2:41:59]   Sorry, I didn't know about the video. Now what? Now what do I do with this Twitter link? Just read. Okay, so.[2:42:03]   I don't want to read this. He had a perfectly good clip explaining. Here's all you need to know.[2:42:09]   But here, you can show this as proof. Okay. You want me to pull this up?[2:42:11]   So this was when Ben Shapiro was in his fight with Kanye, the first tweet of the screenshot. Okay.[2:42:17]   And he goes, Connie goes, Ben Shapiro starvingly accepts $100,000 from one of my opponents then tries to trash me.[2:42:25]   And then this guy replies to Kanye's fight with Ben Shapiro. This guy? And you want me to read this?[2:42:31]   He works for Ben Shapiro. We've accepted far more than that from your opponents.[2:42:35]   DeSantis has rented our lists. Rented. Trump has rented our lists.[2:42:43]   Virtually every major Republican viewer has rented our lists at some point.[2:42:49]   And then Ben Shapiro, the clip I wanted to play was Ben Shapiro explaining this process in a very casual way where he said,[2:42:58]   of course, I mean, it's no secret that we rent out email lists to campaigns all the time.[2:43:07]   And they come to us and they ask us for our emails and we gladly rent those out.[2:43:12]   You do? So Steven Crowder, The Blaze, The Daily Wire, all these conservative shows.[2:43:20]   They're collecting your emails through subscriptions, through store purchases, whatever they're selling.[2:43:25]   And they're renting out your list. Here DeSantis comes by. He goes to The Daily Wire.[2:43:33]   Hey, can we have your email list? And Ben goes, that'll be 20 grand.[2:43:37]   Aren't you guys like the I hate Mark Zuckerberg because he the data shit.[2:43:44]   You don't want no one selling your data. You love privacy. You're paranoid as fuck about all these things.[2:43:49]   But you're okay with all the hosts who peddle you that stuff day in, day out selling your email list.[2:43:58]   Did you know that your emails were up for sale to whoever wants to rent, even if you don't support them?[2:44:07]   I thought that was twisted. So what was my point in that? Why was I saying that at all?[2:44:12]   Because you were talking about how you would never do that with your email list.[2:44:15]   I would never do that. And I thought, yeah, I have to explain to them that that is a thing people do.[2:44:24]   So anytime you sign up for one of these mailing lists, believe me, it's probably so that they could sell them somewhere. Right?[2:44:32]   But not this. It's just so that we have it.[2:44:35]   Not this. And we wanted to make sure, you know, we don't do anything like that.[2:44:40]   We only give you the little updates that you need. And trust me, it benefits us to give you the updates that you want and nothing more.[2:44:49]   You think I want to be formatting emails? Have you seen a Mark and Neiman Marcus email on Christmas?[2:44:57]   You think I know how to do that kind of design with all those squares and all that information everywhere bearing you?[2:45:05]   How about these guys who hide that unsubscribe button? You ever seen this?[2:45:10]   You go to click unsubscribe and then it takes you to a survey that you must answer before being unsubscribed.[2:45:16]   No, no, no. I want to one click unsubscribe. And by the way, how come Apple Mail has the unsubscribe button up there?[2:45:24]   On some of them, but then some of them, not all of them, you should be required.[2:45:28]   If you want me to get your mail on Apple, you should be required. I'd like to see them pull those reins a little bit tighter.[2:45:36]   So there you go. Join the email list. And because you did, let's announce those winners.[2:45:42]   Got some music for me here today?[2:45:44]   Very exciting. The Red Bar laptop and gift card contest starts now.[2:46:00]   This is so exciting. Thank you for subscribing to our mailing list. Now we're going to announce 21 winners today.[2:46:07]   One person will be winning a real MacBook laptop used right here on the show. It's only two years old.[2:46:14]   So it's actually more special, more valuable. It was used by me. I've touched this book. It's in great shape.[2:46:21]   It's been in a case. It's only been used for web browsing on the show.[2:46:26]   Most people would not buy an extra laptop just for that.[2:46:30]   Here at Red Bar, we have a dedicated machine for each activity.[2:46:33]   We're not some Twitch guy reaching out, having 100 boxes up there.[2:46:39]   So one person will be winning that laptop today.[2:46:44]   20 people will be going home with $50 gift cards for the Red Bar store.[2:46:52]   And we've got a lot of new, great winter merch coming up, much more expensive than $50, but that'll get you started.[2:46:59]   20 people going home with that now.[2:47:02]   I was thinking, Mike, as soon as you announce these winners, all these people are going to get angry.[2:47:08]   They're going to start hating the winners. They're going to torment the winners.[2:47:12]   They're going to unsubscribe from the mailing list.[2:47:15]   So I came up with a plan and that plan is we're going to be doing a similar contest to this every month.[2:47:26]   Yes, to keep you subscribed and to not be total idiots.[2:47:33]   Every month we're going to be giving away similar prizes to people that are on our mailing list.[2:47:38]   All you have to do is be on our mailing list and look out for an email.[2:47:43]   It's as simple as that.[2:47:45]   Last night we sent out an email, a little after 12 a.m.[2:47:49]   the night 12.[2:47:52]   And we sent it out very late and we said, reply to this email with the phrase,[2:47:58]   Patriot's Prize in the subject line.[2:48:02]   And one of you will win the laptop and one of you or 20 of you will win the gift card.[2:48:08]   And none of you thought Patriot's Prize was suspicious or weird or stupid.[2:48:13]   Immediately after that email went on a MailChimp before I even got my copy,[2:48:18]   because I'm on the list too for a preview copy.[2:48:21]   Before my preview copy even came, it just pouring in every second.[2:48:26]   Patriot's Prize, Patriot's Prize. I mean, this was 1 a.m. our time.[2:48:30]   Sorry, I'm so sorry.[2:48:32]   And so that many of you were just waiting around for emails.[2:48:37]   You were on the list. That's what we'd like to see.[2:48:39]   You never know what's going to happen with Redbar or when we might need you.[2:48:43]   It could be late at night.[2:48:45]   So those people will be rewarded today.[2:48:48]   And do not get mad.[2:48:52]   I don't want to see.[2:48:54]   Sore contest losers.[2:48:56]   I'm worried about-[2:48:58]   There's already a sore contest loser, this guy who's a little mad before that he says he didn't get the email.[2:49:02]   I'm so sorry. Check your junk.[2:49:04]   And then he goes-[2:49:06]   We formatted this thing to go to junk.[2:49:08]   And before he was all mad that he didn't get the email.[2:49:10]   Now he's going, it feels like you're buying our love.[2:49:13]   And it's like, oh, well, then why were you telling me I'm not getting the email then?[2:49:17]   This guy's poor. Anybody, by the way, let me make something clear.[2:49:20]   If you entered this contest-[2:49:22]   No, no, come on. Don't make it like that.[2:49:24]   You're poor.[2:49:26]   We've been making fun of you all day.[2:49:28]   Now, hold on.[2:49:30]   It's a joke. I'm joking.[2:49:32]   See, now it's going to be suspect.[2:49:37]   So here's the thing.[2:49:38]   Contests do turn people violent.[2:49:41]   They turn people- it's like a Black Friday sale where they're all rushing the store to get a Vizio.[2:49:46]   You know, a fake Vizio too.[2:49:49]   By the way, everything sold on Black Market is a fake version of the product you think it is.[2:49:53]   It's like a cheaper version.[2:49:56]   You're only getting very bad sanyos that have a blue tint problem.[2:50:02]   But for some reason, people love a sale.[2:50:05]   They love a bargain. They love something free.[2:50:06]   We couldn't believe how many people responded to this late night email with Patriot's Prize.[2:50:12]   We couldn't believe how many people messed up the rules and wrote Patriot's Prize without the apostrophe, for instance.[2:50:21]   Or Patriot's Prize in the email itself, they replied, but the subject was still my subject.[2:50:28]   It voided you from the contest immediately.[2:50:32]   And then there were people who tried to go, oh my bad, and fix it.[2:50:36]   Later on, they sent a second email that voids you again from the contest.[2:50:41]   So there's been a lot of- I've been frightened almost by the results.[2:50:48]   To me, I run a contest that should be two guys.[2:50:51]   They need a new start.[2:50:53]   So they need this laptop, but no, it was everybody.[2:50:55]   And so I fear that that will leave us with sore contest.[2:51:05]   Losers like inscribed where they start tearing each other apart.[2:51:10]   Now, if we want these contests to keep going and you guys can keep wanting to win big, everybody's going to get a chance to win.[2:51:16]   We only have a few thousand listeners, for God's sakes.[2:51:18]   The odds are in your hand or on your side, I mean.[2:51:21]   So we must treat the winners graciously, applaud them, be happy for them.[2:51:30]   Not mad that you lost.[2:51:33]   And a lot of people are going, Mike, of course I would be.[2:51:36]   But trust me, I've seen some of these people.[2:51:38]   I looked up every entry.[2:51:42]   I looked up their Facebooks, their Instagrams.[2:51:46]   We are in bad shape.[2:51:48]   No, I'm kidding. I did not look up.[2:51:51]   I looked up a few people who had tremendous errors in the rules.[2:51:56]   You know, some people replying.[2:51:58]   Now you're making everybody say they don't want to win.[2:52:00]   Oh no, you want to win.[2:52:02]   Well, why would you want to win?[2:52:04]   Why would you ever want to win?[2:52:07]   Winning things does not feel good.[2:52:11]   You know, Jules won a bike from McDonald's.[2:52:14]   This is a true story.[2:52:16]   And I still think about it.[2:52:18]   I mean, when I think contest, I think, damn.[2:52:21]   Listen to this, guys. Listen to this.[2:52:23]   Jules, when you were a kid, tell everybody what happened here.[2:52:27]   I went to a McDonald's. There was a little box.[2:52:30]   It said, put your name and phone number down.[2:52:32]   One person will win a free bike.[2:52:34]   How old were you?[2:52:36]   Probably like seven.[2:52:38]   So imagine Jules walking around as a little kid.[2:52:40]   Oh, I got this pussy. I got this ass.[2:52:42]   He's a Rick Glassman impression.[2:52:43]   She sees, while she's in line at McDonald's, she sees a box that says, enter to win.[2:52:49]   And most people look at that and say, fuck you.[2:52:52]   Not me. I wanted that bike.[2:52:55]   And get this, I won the bike.[2:52:58]   And they took a picture of me with the bike and hung it on the wall of the local McDonald's.[2:53:04]   So look at that. And you remember that for the rest of your life.[2:53:07]   It felt pretty good.[2:53:09]   Honestly, I'm smiling thinking about it right now.[2:53:11]   I've never won anything.[2:53:13]   A skate magazine. I drew a picture, lied about the age of the artist.[2:53:18]   Got in the back where they have listener emails or letters.[2:53:22]   It was called like Sheckler Magazine.[2:53:25]   Does anybody know of a skateboard magazine called like Sheckler?[2:53:31]   There's Ryan Sheckler.[2:53:33]   No, it was a skateboard magazine when I was a kid.[2:53:35]   It started with an S. It had font that like rainbowed.[2:53:38]   It said like, I don't think it was Thrasher.[2:53:43]   It sounded like that. I was in the back of that magazine.[2:53:48]   If you got an issue from back then, you could see me in it.[2:53:52]   And I drew a picture of like a skateboarder like flipping.[2:53:55]   And then wrote like an age that was a little younger than mine.[2:53:59]   Just by a year or so.[2:54:01]   You know, like instead of 13, I wrote 12.[2:54:04]   To get in the zine, I mean, I needed promotion.[2:54:07]   I had to do what I had to do.[2:54:09]   And that was the only time I won anything.[2:54:13]   Really, it was just now I realized just to sell ads in their shit magazine.[2:54:17]   They're filling it up with my content.[2:54:19]   No one needs to see that. They didn't pay me.[2:54:22]   So I was used just like you're being used to.[2:54:26]   No, I'm just kidding. I'm just joking.[2:54:28]   Listen, it's this is just a stupid con.[2:54:30]   All I need is you to join the mailing list.[2:54:32]   And, you know, we got to give away this old broken stuff.[2:54:35]   I can't sit around piles and piles of stuff.[2:54:37]   Not broken. Not broken, of course.[2:54:40]   It's old to me.[2:54:43]   I don't really need it. I don't even know.[2:54:46]   Okay. Custom break. We'll take a break.[2:54:48]   No, let's do the contest.[2:54:50]   When we come back, we're going to do the names.[2:54:52]   I got to take a shit.[2:54:56]   Just kidding. Bring it back.[2:55:00]   Oh, God. Come on. This is the contest.[2:55:04]   Jules, I'm celebrating. It's Jingleheim.[2:55:08]   Okay. We got a lot to get to.[2:55:10]   We got to get it together, guys.[2:55:11]   We like to goof around in the chat and stuff and pretend like all this is happening.[2:55:15]   Let's get to that contest.[2:55:17]   Throw on the music. Let's announce those winners.[2:55:19]   Here we go.[2:55:22]   We're going to do the gift cards first.[2:55:27]   Prize winners coming up.[2:55:29]   Let's start with the gift cards.[2:55:31]   We got some funny names here.[2:55:33]   I also thought about this, too.[2:55:35]   I'm not going to dox your email, but I am going to read your display name.[2:55:39]   I mean, how else are...[2:55:41]   Yeah. Once we read your display name and you're chosen, please send us an email with your information.[2:55:51]   Your email, your phone number, your house.[2:55:56]   Wait, what do we need from them?[2:55:58]   Yeah, we need the shipping address.[2:56:00]   You got to reply to me. We'll find you.[2:56:02]   All right, let's start with the gift cards.[2:56:04]   And these are their display names.[2:56:06]   The first gift card going out tonight.[2:56:08]   Sorry.[2:56:09]   And by the way, sorry to all these people.[2:56:11]   You did not win the laptop, that means.[2:56:13]   This is gift cards.[2:56:15]   This is gift cards. You're going to win.[2:56:17]   We're going to do 20 people won $50 gift cards.[2:56:19]   The first one is Amanda.[2:56:22]   Yes, Amanda.[2:56:24]   Great. Amanda, that was your only display name.[2:56:27]   Your email starts with M-A-N-D.[2:56:32]   Okay, we'll find you.[2:56:34]   We'll email you, too.[2:56:36]   The rest of them are all good. It's not going to take this long.[2:56:37]   Watch this.[2:56:39]   The next winner for a $50 gift card to the Red Bar Store.[2:56:41]   Tyler Kierans. Tyler Kierans, congratulations.[2:56:46]   Glenn Burton.[2:56:48]   Jules, why don't you clap for each one of these guys.[2:56:50]   Glenn Burton.[2:56:52]   Great job.[2:56:54]   Lisa Nabish.[2:56:56]   You've won the gift card. Not the laptop.[2:56:58]   David Rubello.[2:57:00]   You've won the gift card.[2:57:02]   We could just keep clapping.[2:57:04]   Greg Parnell.[2:57:05]   You've won.[2:57:07]   Callie Elliott.[2:57:09]   The cheers are a little louder for her.[2:57:11]   Or I am.[2:57:13]   Luke Vass.[2:57:15]   You've won.[2:57:17]   Alan Robby.[2:57:19]   Very cool last name. Don't rob me.[2:57:21]   Scott Stern.[2:57:24]   No relation to Howard Stern, I hope.[2:57:28]   Rick Sazama.[2:57:31]   Sazama.[2:57:33]   Fuck yeah, you the man. 50 bucks.[2:57:35]   Geddy Calhoun.[2:57:38]   Not Calhoun.[2:57:40]   Calhoun.[2:57:42]   C-A-H-O-O-N.[2:57:45]   Geddy.[2:57:47]   Andrew W-U-T-7-Y-A.[2:57:55]   We're going to keep going here.[2:57:57]   Stephanie Roth.[2:57:59]   Stephanie, you've won.[2:58:01]   Our next winner for the $50 Red Bar gift card.[2:58:03]   Lloyd Christmas.[2:58:05]   Wow, what a name.[2:58:07]   Lloyd Christmas, this is your month.[2:58:09]   Our next winner is Reuben Schulex.[2:58:13]   Reuben.[2:58:15]   I saw the name Reuben. I got a little word.[2:58:17]   It was Reuben Studdard.[2:58:19]   And he was going to come sit on me.[2:58:21]   David Lucas style.[2:58:23]   Our next winner is Eileen Owens.[2:58:26]   Great job, Eileen.[2:58:28]   Let's see some picks.[2:58:30]   Our next winner, of course, for the $50 Red Bar gift card.[2:58:33]   We've got three more here, and then we're going to get on two.[2:58:37]   Then we're going to get on to our prize of the day, the laptop, of course, that everybody wants.[2:58:42]   These next three people did not win the laptop, but the gift cards.[2:58:47]   Come on down. Chris Warren, everybody. Chris Warren.[2:58:51]   Hopefully no relation to Elizabeth Warren Boo.[2:58:56]   Here we go.[2:58:58]   Sophia Jordan.[2:58:59]   Jordan. Whoa.[2:59:01]   Three pointer for Sophia.[2:59:03]   Jordan. Okay.[2:59:05]   Twenty three.[2:59:07]   And of course, our last winner.[2:59:10]   Uh oh.[2:59:12]   Hopefully this doesn't happen to our last winner.[2:59:14]   It's David Kennedy.[2:59:16]   David Kennedy.[2:59:18]   You've won the gift card.[2:59:20]   I want to thank all the people who have participated, got the gift card.[2:59:23]   Those are going to be coming to your email address here.[2:59:26]   We've got your email address. You don't got to do nothing for that gift card.[2:59:29]   It's coming your way within the next week.[2:59:32]   And now our main event.[2:59:35]   Let's get a new song for this, Jules.[2:59:37]   Let me know when that's ready.[2:59:39]   This is the laptop, the computer, or as we call it in the house, the machine.[2:59:49]   Tonight, one person will be going home.[2:59:51]   Tonight, one person will be going home with a two thousand dollar, 13 inch MacBook.[3:00:01]   Very gently used mint.[3:00:05]   Only used here on the show.[3:00:08]   Remember, you can't be mad that you lost.[3:00:12]   It's a contest.[3:00:14]   You shouldn't even thought that you had a chance.[3:00:17]   Get out.[3:00:18]   The winner of the laptop is Matthew Sherwood.[3:00:28]   Matthew Sherwood.[3:00:31]   Matthew.[3:00:33]   Matthew.[3:00:35]   Wow. What an honor.[3:00:39]   Give me as long as I need to ship that motherfucker, okay?[3:00:44]   All you had to do was sign up for a list.[3:00:45]   All right, guys, don't unsubscribe just yet.[3:00:48]   We're going to do this at the end of every month.[3:00:51]   It's not going to be a laptop, of course, but it'll be prizes that you want.[3:00:56]   There's guys who won a gift card here in the chat.[3:00:59]   Oh, wow. They're here today.[3:01:01]   Very nice. And we've got to speed these things up.[3:01:04]   This is not content. We don't want this to replace hours and hours of content here on the show.[3:01:10]   These giveaways need to happen a lot faster and with less congratulations.[3:01:15]   Thank you all.[3:01:17]   Now we all know the drill. You just quickly pop in, you do it, and then you leave.[3:01:21]   Very exciting. You could say you finally won something from the radio.[3:01:26]   You guys want to celebrate those fucking prizes?[3:01:28]   What do we got next, Jules?[3:01:30]   I know Jules has whipped up a hell of a show for us tonight.[3:01:33]   I hope you're having a joyous time on Jingle Hunt.[3:01:35]   Here's a great clip we can enjoy while you're here.[3:01:37]   Oh, they're going after Matthew. This just did.[3:01:40]   The chat has turned on this Matthew, the winner.[3:01:42]   They're doxxing his location.[3:01:45]   They're sending stuff to his boss.[3:01:47]   They're sending stuff to his clients.[3:01:49]   There are all... No, I'm just kidding.[3:01:51]   Well, they are making fun of him, but I hope it's just in the spirit of being a goofball like me where we just joke. Right?[3:02:00]   They're just jealous that he has a piece of red bar history and they don't.[3:02:03]   Well, a lot of people are going to be winning pieces. I love Hitler.[3:02:08]   Anytime I say I love something now, I just get replaced by my favorite superstar, Kanye,[3:02:13]   and I just say, I love Hitler.[3:02:17]   A lot of people are also congratulating Matthew.[3:02:20]   What about me? Congratulations on doing the right thing and giving away some good stuff.[3:02:26]   All right. Don't rob anybody. Don't even try to...[3:02:30]   Matthew, if any listener contacts you saying they want to buy the laptop, be suspicious.[3:02:37]   I think the discorders, such as Stavi Official, they're going to try to get the laptop from you thinking I might've left something on there.[3:02:47]   And also, be aware of any fake emails that are trying to get your address because somebody sent you an email to Kevin for Ghoulies saying you won the laptop.[3:02:57]   Yeah, so we got to say this. Unless it comes from one of our official accounts, it ain't us.[3:03:07]   How do you know that they're not? They probably have technology. They can do a hologram.[3:03:12]   Well, then you got to verify through me through an official account.[3:03:15]   Don't worry. We'll make sure, but don't just give up.[3:03:18]   Trust me. You're all in danger.[3:03:20]   I'm just saying, Matthew, don't just give it up to any old email you get right now.[3:03:24]   Yes, stupid Matthew. Do not listen to anybody unless it comes from our account because these guys are so stupid.[3:03:30]   You email us first.[3:03:32]   Yes.[3:03:33]   And trust me, we've never fell for anything in all the years we've done the show. You ever see, oh, Mike fell for this big troll where he got...[3:03:43]   So it's never going to happen. We would rather lose a thousand days of rest than to fall for a scheme so simple as this.[3:03:52]   So we are meticulous. We wait. We wait it out. That's why it takes months for anything to get done here.[3:03:58]   It's going through a process of double and triple and quadruple checking.[3:04:01]   We will not fall for any scam, but the listeners fall for it all the time.[3:04:08]   That's why we have to warn you and waste all this time talking about it.[3:04:10]   Hava Nagila, Kevin Fregucchi, fallen for the scam this morning, emailing me, thinking you want a damn laptop.[3:04:16]   I'm sure he didn't fall for it. He would never.[3:04:19]   No, but you wonder, you know, why anyone would want to do that to us.[3:04:29]   I know it doesn't seem right.[3:04:32]   You wonder, you know, it's abusive and it's against...[3:04:36]   And also that nobody, like all of our biggest enemies, like Sam Tripoli and all these people, they never do try to trick us or anything like that.[3:04:44]   The people who do this are just the people who love this show.[3:04:47]   Todd Detter. So he's like a Todd Detter type guy.[3:04:50]   It's always guys who like can't miss an app.[3:04:53]   Yeah. So we'd like to, uh, you know, we tried to manage with Stevie officially wouldn't take the deal.[3:04:57]   Thank you for your payment for the straw line up.[3:05:01]   You could have just said, I didn't steal them.[3:05:03]   I was just, you could have lied and gotten out of that, but you paid, you fell for it.[3:05:08]   We want, no, I'm kidding.[3:05:10]   You know, the Stevie official is important to say, you know, that's what he thought I was doing to him.[3:05:17]   You know, some of these guys get it in their mind that I'm playing some sick twisted ego game with them where I want to like make them look stupid.[3:05:23]   And I mean, we're literally, why would we want that?[3:05:27]   Why would we be, we have no interest in playing any sick games with you.[3:05:34]   Yes. We don't even want to be in contact with you.[3:05:37]   And you know, he gets it in his head that there's some, you know, like when he said, I wouldn't debase myself by opening up a PayPal account to pay.[3:05:46]   And it's like, debase yourself, you know, I'm invoicing you first of all, just to like scare you.[3:05:51]   It's to say, I caught stealing the episodes.[3:05:55]   And then you're acting like a wise guy will never debase myself.[3:05:59]   Oh yeah, fine. Bye.[3:06:01]   10 minutes later, you debased yourself.[3:06:04]   But this is my point.[3:06:06]   It's not a game. I'm not playing any game with you.[3:06:10]   You know, we just want you to say, love the show.[3:06:13]   You're the best. Thank you so much.[3:06:15]   You and Jules are amazing than you and shut the fuck up.[3:06:17]   Or even say a message.[3:06:19]   I want to kill you. Fuck you.[3:06:21]   But don't steal.[3:06:23]   No more death threats. No more death threats. I can't afford them. I can't afford them.[3:06:27]   As long as there are only threats, then I like them actually.[3:06:31]   Yeah. Okay, fine. As many death threats as you want, but do not do the killings.[3:06:35]   Threats only?[3:06:37]   So, but yeah, so I wanted to make that, you know, cause it seems like what I did to Stave, you know, which I did on a whim, it seems like maybe that was payback or something.[3:06:44]   I just think it's funny. And, um, you know,[3:06:47]   I saw you yapping your mouth in the chat. Meanwhile, you know, it's like, Oh,[3:06:50]   here's this guy. Um, and then you said those terrible things after it.[3:06:55]   So I wanted to let people know, no, we're not trying to, of course, pick on you.[3:06:59]   All this stuff is done out of the fun of how funny would be if we had some sort[3:07:06]   of thing like that go on with you. But we hope, you know,[3:07:11]   we're not looking to get, yeah. I mean, this is a look at the,[3:07:15]   listen to the sound of this woman's voice here. You know,[3:07:17]   this is a 30 year old woman. Thank you. You know,[3:07:21]   she's not going to let me do any of that crazy stuff. So, uh, Stavi,[3:07:25]   don't worry. We're not giving out your address, you know, cause they think,[3:07:29]   Oh my God, it's, they get confused. They do get confused. They think,[3:07:33]   cause there's other shows like MERSH and those type of shows like dressy PS,[3:07:38]   they do do stuff like that.[3:07:39]   These type of guys are all fans of universe universe where everybody's out to[3:07:44]   get each other and everybody's the kill stream and Ethan. So I,[3:07:50]   you know what, sometimes you got to go, Oh,[3:07:51]   they're not going to get that we're just joking. And uh,[3:07:56]   you know, cause those other shows don't joke. Like if you,[3:08:00]   if MERSH mentions your name,[3:08:01]   he's probably doing stuff behind the scenes and Jesse Piel, they do do stuff.[3:08:05]   So I forget, not everybody understands that we're not, you know,[3:08:10]   insane. So, um, yeah, don't worry.[3:08:13]   We're not going to hurt any of our viewership. Thank you.[3:08:18]   Does that make sense? Um,[3:08:22]   Jules is even worse behind the scenes than Mike hiding in plain sight like Gus[3:08:27]   Fring. She looks like that Gustavo Fring body wise.[3:08:32]   Sorry. It was just one of my Sebastian jokes.[3:08:37]   You know, it's like when you come out of watching a, you know,[3:08:40]   that driving movie,[3:08:41]   what's that fast final drive five and then you slam on the gas when you come out[3:08:46]   of the theater because you feel like you're one of the guys from the movie.[3:08:51]   That's what happens when I watch Sebastian.[3:08:53]   I'm not strong minded enough to, to not imitate his antics.[3:08:58]   Sorry. I was just distracted because everyone was like,[3:09:01]   call him, call him. And they're all just saying to call Matthew.[3:09:07]   Who's Matthew? Oh, the winner. Oh, the laptop.[3:09:10]   I don't think we have authorization. I'll tell you this. I saw a picture.[3:09:13]   I saw a picture of Matthew after, and by the way, I was very fair.[3:09:17]   I don't look anybody up.[3:09:19]   The only thing I looked up was if you entered doubled emails,[3:09:22]   cause that's conning. That's the deceit.[3:09:26]   I looked up Matthew while we were doing the pre-show after I had already[3:09:30]   decided he won the prize. I was looking him up.[3:09:35]   Wait till you see what he looks like. No, you can't show him. I'm not.[3:09:39]   I'm saying wait till you see what he looks like. He is.[3:09:44]   Really? No, but he's hotter than these fucking things.[3:09:50]   No, he's not hot. He has a girlfriend.[3:09:52]   I actually don't think he should accept the prize because he seems like he's got[3:09:56]   enough money after I saw that Instagram. He seems well off.[3:10:00]   Don't know why he needs a free computer. Leave it for the kids, bro.[3:10:05]   But he wants it. He wants free. He likes free. It's all an illusion.[3:10:10]   I don't want to make it seem, we're just kidding around.[3:10:14]   We're just gossiping. Congratulations. Hey, listen,[3:10:18]   at least we're doing something. Everybody's being very nice to Matthew,[3:10:20]   by the way. Nobody barely even made fun of him.[3:10:22]   And I want you to all be nicer to each other. Listen, again,[3:10:25]   you're going to have a trans guy next to a nerd next to an alt-right. Amazing.[3:10:29]   Alpha.[3:10:31]   You're going to have like the richest billionaire and standing next to the[3:10:35]   poorest of Mexicans. I want you to, while you're here,[3:10:38]   you get along with each other for once.[3:10:41]   You don't worry about who,[3:10:42]   if they are against Santino in the election down in[3:10:47]   Florida or whatever,[3:10:49]   you just get along and you have some fun bashing my enemies.[3:10:54]   There's only one thing that matters.[3:10:55]   And it's that you all agree that my enemies are now your enemy.[3:11:00]   Kapish.[3:11:02]   As long as we all do that, we're going to have a great Hanukkah,[3:11:06]   which you now are all a part of tricks on you.[3:11:09]   This whole show is an official temple. You've all been to temple.[3:11:14]   You're all Jews.[3:11:15]   Now I've actually threw a series of different words throughout season 20.[3:11:20]   I have officially sworn you in under Judaic law as Jews.[3:11:24]   You're all actually on paper, legally Jews now.[3:11:29]   So enjoy your fucking life being the biggest feds in the[3:11:34]   world with a target on your brain. Cause you're dead.[3:11:38]   If you're a Jew, you're fucking dead. Okay.[3:11:40]   We got to cover some good stuff before I get too zany.[3:11:43]   While you're in a laughing mood, you should watch this cute, adorable clip.[3:11:46]   Someone made in the BBG. It's in next up. Really loved this one.[3:11:50]   We should do the Delia stuff.[3:11:54]   Ooh, Chris Delia. Come on down.[3:11:57]   Really dude, by the way, found out this week.[3:12:01]   He knows me. Yup. Somebody messaged me,[3:12:05]   somebody I trust and says, Oh, by the way, he fucking hates you.[3:12:11]   He hates you. It's so amazing.[3:12:15]   I picked this guy, Chris Delia. You heard my song. I want it.[3:12:19]   He was like my first enemy in this whole comedy world.[3:12:23]   And now it's like, it's all worked out to exactly what I wanted it to be.[3:12:28]   I'm getting messaged and I'm like on the inside with all this Chris Delia stuff.[3:12:32]   I mean, I got victims. I got the reporters, the guy, Kyle,[3:12:36]   it's like all tied to red bar. It's like,[3:12:38]   it was perfectly tailored and gifted to me,[3:12:43]   my wish of this douche who I needed out.[3:12:47]   It just happened to be that it's all for me, you know,[3:12:52]   this whole Chris Delia thing. So I'm honored,[3:12:56]   I'm blessed and I've been included.[3:13:00]   What I'm trying to say is I've been included in all the Chris stuff and[3:13:04]   I haven't even sought it out. You know, it just came to me. It's like,[3:13:08]   I hate Chris the most, man.[3:13:10]   I wish something happened to him where everybody would understand how much he[3:13:13]   sucks. And then it all happened to me.[3:13:16]   And then it just happened that everybody reporting on the story is talking to me[3:13:20]   personally about it. You know, I'm not Mr. Tim Dillon.[3:13:25]   I'm not famous in Arkansas or whatever the hell they all move to. To me,[3:13:29]   it's still a trip when I'm involved in stories[3:13:34]   that are happening actually in the world. You know,[3:13:38]   this is a small show with only 2000 followers.[3:13:43]   The rest are fake. The rest are an illusion.[3:13:47]   There's 2000 people,[3:13:51]   most tabs from one guy open, open,[3:13:55]   open. That's included in this 2000.[3:14:00]   But it's a, so that's why it's a trip to me. I'm with Tate, you know, Logan,[3:14:04]   all this stuff happening. And it's all we come,[3:14:06]   it always comes back to how I want.[3:14:08]   Remember the guy who stole the comedy club from me two years later,[3:14:13]   what happened? He was busted beating a woman.[3:14:16]   He got arrested for it. It all just happened. He disappeared.[3:14:20]   Well, all the guys that I fight with, they just, so we're.[3:14:24]   Has this always been the case? Always. Just, oh, really? Always.[3:14:28]   Cause I was just thinking earlier about when I won my bike and someone in the[3:14:32]   chat said, Oh, Jules is lucky. And I was going to say, yeah,[3:14:36]   I always have thought of myself as lucky. She met me, ha women.[3:14:41]   Right? Like I don't have really good luck. I think. When I said,[3:14:45]   she met me, how women John Kirkman.[3:14:49]   You do join Kirkman and Annie leader, man.[3:14:52]   We would like to welcome you into our marriage.[3:14:56]   It's fine.[3:15:01]   Okay. We got to get the victims are watching.[3:15:03]   When you met me, I gave you some of my luck.[3:15:07]   I've got some great luck. Actually. No, I have terrible luck.[3:15:11]   I was dying for a year in a bed. It's the worst luck.[3:15:15]   My life has been terrible. Uh,[3:15:18]   but I've got luck with making fun of people.[3:15:22]   The people I make fun of get into real trouble.[3:15:26]   That's why it's like stab the official wire. You want to be,[3:15:29]   the more times I say your name, the more times it gets gruesome.[3:15:34]   So I really love Hitler. See, I can't,[3:15:39]   there's nothing I love except for Kanye saying that. And by the way,[3:15:43]   I am not an actual fan of Kanye West anymore.[3:15:46]   There's like people who sending me like a swastika shirt in the mail.[3:15:50]   I'm not wearing that. Okay. It's cruel.[3:15:54]   That's a hate crime to me. You can't send me a swastika.[3:15:59]   It's against the law. Uh,[3:16:03]   so let's do this. Let's, uh,[3:16:06]   tell you some stuff about Chris Delia. Finally,[3:16:10]   get me some music from the, uh, like American beauty.[3:16:15]   That's perfect. American beauty, the crystal Leah story.[3:16:19]   Get me some American beauty soundtrack music.[3:16:22]   Now there's one part of American beauty. I remember more than anything.[3:16:26]   Did you see the movie jewels with Kevin Spacey and Amanda Seyfried? Wait,[3:16:31]   was it Amanda suffered? Who was the girl in American beauty? She's retarded.[3:16:35]   She's like a midget. Who was the girl in American beauty?[3:16:38]   We thought she was going to be like a babe when we were kids[3:16:43]   American beauty. And do we have the music? I don't hear shit.[3:16:48]   Hold on. Can you cut to the flip scene?[3:16:50]   I got to bend down to get something and I'm only wearing underwear.[3:16:55]   Shit. Where did it go?[3:16:58]   I feel like Jennifer Coolidge. Every time I got to bend over. Oh God.[3:17:04]   I'm going to be able to even do this. You got this. Okay.[3:17:09]   I got it. But I don't want to, I always wear shorts on the show.[3:17:12]   I don't want people to see my thighs even though they're getting bigger.[3:17:16]   All right. You can cut back to me. We're back. It's American beauty.[3:17:19]   This is perfect Chris music. They should use this for the doc.[3:17:25]   So where do we start? This came out and you know what?[3:17:28]   We saw this posted in the bring back group a couple of days before we[3:17:33]   watched it. It's called the Chris D'Elia problem. Oh really, dude?[3:17:38]   You know, we've been saving so much Chris D'Elia stuff.[3:17:41]   Every week I talk to the victims. I'm like, next episode,[3:17:44]   we're going to really go after Chris, I promise.[3:17:46]   And then I like get drunk and I totally forget about Chris.[3:17:49]   And it feels inappropriate to talk about. Yes. Yeah, thank you.[3:17:53]   That's the thing, victims.[3:17:56]   It does feel when I get drunk and too goofy,[3:17:59]   it feels inappropriate to talk about Chris D'Elia.[3:18:01]   And I don't want to let the victims to my victims. That's what I call you.[3:18:06]   You're not my victims, but you're listeners that are victims.[3:18:10]   Now you're my victims.[3:18:13]   Now, if I did the things Chris did to you, you'd have no fucking complaint.[3:18:19]   All right. That's just me imitating Sebastian. I promise.[3:18:23]   So every week I want to talk about the Chris D'Elia problem,[3:18:27]   not the doc, but the problem.[3:18:29]   And then I realized this is not right to the victims to sit here and just goof[3:18:34]   around about this and laugh like a hyena on shmi,[3:18:38]   Rick Lassmann, who was included in this investigation today.[3:18:45]   But today I am forced to as the documentary,[3:18:48]   the Chris D'Elia problem was released and boy was I the center of a[3:18:53]   lot of DMs.[3:18:54]   Coming up my[3:18:58]   coverage of Chris D'Elia[3:19:03]   2022 end of year recap.[3:19:09]   I've hated Chris D'Elia since the beginning of time. It's like an NPR.[3:19:13]   I have always hated Chris D'Elia since the beginning of time.[3:19:17]   When I first saw, you know, it kind of does ring like that, but you know,[3:19:23]   I've always known he's been up to no good. And again,[3:19:25]   I'll repeat what I said earlier.[3:19:27]   The problem with canceling Chris D'Elia is he sucks too much.[3:19:32]   He's too boring. He's too crappy, right?[3:19:35]   We're not actually that invested in Chris D'Elia.[3:19:39]   Like as much as we think he's one of the main fools, he's on the soundboard.[3:19:43]   Really dude?[3:19:46]   We've rarely even really covered Chris that much.[3:19:50]   It's kind of unexciting every time I'll put him in the show.[3:19:54]   Now every week he makes the show notes and every week I decide to[3:19:58]   skip.[3:19:59]   Most of the fools,[3:20:00]   what is fun to watch them as like their little idiosyncrasies and like things[3:20:05]   that other people don't really talk about.[3:20:07]   But then when it becomes like big time drama,[3:20:10]   it's almost like too boring and exhausting.[3:20:12]   We are not, I want to make it, I'm not size on Z. I'm not, uh,[3:20:16]   one of these news men on YouTube.[3:20:18]   But Chris is almost the opposite.[3:20:20]   Watching him is like awful and there's like nothing to say about any of his[3:20:25]   performances at all, except for maybe his specials.[3:20:27]   There's really nothing to do. You can't really even make fun of it.[3:20:30]   It's just like, yes, it sucks. It's gay. He's horrible. He's ugly.[3:20:34]   But he doesn't, it's not good. It's not fun to make fun of.[3:20:39]   It's not fun. So I always skip it, you know,[3:20:43]   and we've got this problem, you know, the person is great.[3:20:47]   And, uh, I hope you've been watching, you know,[3:20:50]   I've been following Chris, uh, years and years and years.[3:20:53]   I watch all the stuff.[3:20:54]   I watch all those little tour vlogs that he puts out.[3:20:58]   Very telling. I watch, uh, you know, these podcasts.[3:21:02]   I'm obsessed with Christian, the wife,[3:21:07]   who I am willing to risk my, uh,[3:21:12]   no, I'm not allegedly check this out.[3:21:15]   Christian, Kristelia's wife. I believe just me.[3:21:20]   I believe I have no proof. This is a legend, but Kristelia's wife,[3:21:26]   I believe you are in on it.[3:21:31]   You, uh, I feel that Christian,[3:21:36]   Kristelia's wife, um,[3:21:38]   was picked up the same way. Many of these people,[3:21:41]   many of the victims have described, uh,[3:21:44]   described Chris's way of picking them up.[3:21:46]   And I believe you were okay with it.[3:21:50]   You were okay with being in the cult.[3:21:54]   You were okay with him bringing in other girls.[3:21:58]   As long as you were the main girl.[3:22:02]   Oh, really dude?[3:22:04]   So Christian, the girl who just stands by this monster's side,[3:22:10]   you're working with him. Aren't you Christian? Well,[3:22:13]   that's all I can decipher here. I can't feel bad for you.[3:22:16]   You've been shown more than enough evidence of what Chris is[3:22:21]   doing. This didn't happen years ago.[3:22:23]   This didn't happen after he apologized.[3:22:27]   This happened two weeks ago. This happened all the time.[3:22:32]   So I could only conclude that you and him are partners[3:22:38]   in what you're doing to all these girls.[3:22:41]   Do you say otherwise? Christian,[3:22:44]   we're waiting for your statement. So yes,[3:22:48]   if anyone's concerned, just go out there and say, yeah,[3:22:51]   Kristen's his partner. She's in on this. So there,[3:22:54]   that's how you answer the,[3:22:55]   how could Kristen stand by and watch this happen?[3:22:59]   How could she sit with him just last week,[3:23:02]   laughing it up with him on his podcast saying, I love you.[3:23:07]   How could she do it? Well, she's his partner.[3:23:12]   Tell everybody, tell her family, tell her friends,[3:23:17]   tell the people she's connected with on social media. Now,[3:23:20]   I don't do that kind of stuff, but if I were an SJW,[3:23:23]   that's where kinda I would be headed. You know,[3:23:27]   why isn't Chris D'Elia canceled? Why is he still on a million dollar tour?[3:23:30]   Why does his fans defend him? Why did they let him get away with those?[3:23:35]   I don't know. Let's ask Eric Griffin and his new wife.[3:23:39]   Let's ask Eric Griffin, the man who was accused of very similar things.[3:23:44]   Uh, and let's ask his wife. Let's ask all the venues Chris works out.[3:23:48]   Let's ask his apartment complex.[3:23:50]   We just wheeled in his new 65 inch TV that he had to wait for Christmas to get.[3:23:55]   Congratulations, Eric. You got a 65 inch TV for Christmas.[3:24:00]   Was it $8.99? Did you get a deal? Whoa,[3:24:05]   it's so big.[3:24:07]   Those are things we're not capable of doing.[3:24:13]   That's why Chris is able to get away with it.[3:24:15]   That's why so many of his fans don't think it's a big deal because you got[3:24:19]   Brendan Schaub, you got Brian Callan, you got Theo Vaughn,[3:24:23]   you got Eric Griffin. Yeah, Chris is the best man. You got Matt D'Elia.[3:24:28]   Have you seen Matt D'Elia the brother?[3:24:32]   He's out there now and you've got Kristen and Calvin. Who's Calvin?[3:24:38]   The retard looking Dr. Seuss character that Chris birthed with this Christian.[3:24:44]   Chris and Kristen sickening, huh?[3:24:48]   And they live in their little house. You know, uh,[3:24:52]   there's one other person I would like to talk about today and that is Chris[3:24:56]   D'Elia's father.[3:25:01]   Cause if I were trying to get people to finally be aware of Chris[3:25:05]   D'Elia, maybe Bill,[3:25:08]   I would message Bill D'Elia,[3:25:11]   who is a very important producer in Hollywood.[3:25:14]   And maybe I would include all of Bill D'Elia's business partners and close[3:25:20]   friends in a viewing of the Chris D'Elia[3:25:26]   problem documentary.[3:25:28]   And maybe Chris would find it a little[3:25:33]   tougher to take a girl into that hotel room and do all that stuff with the[3:25:42]   shrimp and his exposing and his long disgusting hair.[3:25:46]   And maybe Kristen would finally start caring instead of laughing.[3:25:50]   But of course we are not capable of that type of work.[3:25:56]   Nor would I want you to even waste your time on that type of work.[3:25:59]   Who cares about these people ultimately at the end of the day,[3:26:02]   but how fucking funny would it be[3:26:07]   if we can make a lot of noise about this and make Chris actually,[3:26:13]   you know,[3:26:14]   make it difficult for Chris to want to do this again because right now they're[3:26:18]   all smiling and laughing and his fans have crafted really great excuses as to[3:26:23]   why this is all okay.[3:26:25]   Above all else, if you want to be this cult man, rapist,[3:26:30]   abuser guy,[3:26:31]   at least don't come on and do a big speech video about how you've changed and[3:26:36]   you're a good guy now.[3:26:38]   Be like me. Suck it, bitches. Troy my cult.[3:26:42]   I mean, don't even be ashamed. If you're not breaking the law, who cares?[3:26:46]   But no, Chris D'Elia wants it all.[3:26:48]   He wants to also come on and apologize and be on Adam Carolla two weeks ago and[3:26:53]   Rick Glassman allows him to come on a show and cry about how he would never do[3:26:58]   that, how changed he is. Meanwhile,[3:27:00]   he's still allegedly doing it two weeks ago,[3:27:05]   but he's allowed to waste your time,[3:27:07]   two hours of your day telling you how sorry he is. He's with Adam Carolla.[3:27:12]   Adam, do you understand? Maybe Adam needs to see the video.[3:27:17]   You know, we're not sharers of this video.[3:27:20]   Maybe we need to share this video a little bit better with maybe every person[3:27:27]   Chris has ever met.[3:27:33]   Maybe it would make it a little embarrassing to want to do all these moves to[3:27:38]   the chicks after that. But I understand, you know,[3:27:42]   I don't want to do that kind of work.[3:27:44]   I barely even want to cover this type of stuff, you know,[3:27:48]   because it's not that funny. I mean, it isn't,[3:27:52]   I'm the only one who can make this funny with all the victim stuff that I said[3:27:56]   earlier, but I'm the only one who makes this funny. You know,[3:28:00]   that's why it's so hard to cover because it is like, so yeah.[3:28:04]   And we're not into, you know, it's like we can't be doing that.[3:28:08]   We're trying to give people a joy, joyful time. So those are some ideas.[3:28:13]   And like I said before, we need a women's group, these boards, single,[3:28:19]   you know, nothing women, these terrible, terrible women that we all hate. Well,[3:28:22]   let's put them to work. You know,[3:28:25]   there's gotta be a women's group out there somewhere. Feed them this story,[3:28:29]   get them latched in, give them some, you know, what are they called?[3:28:33]   Petty cash. Give them a couple of things that they want.[3:28:37]   They'll be in heaven. You know, you send them a box,[3:28:40]   here's a new TV and a new computer and a big setup for you to do all your[3:28:44]   tweeting and emailing of companies. They'll love it.[3:28:49]   It'll get them out of our hair[3:28:53]   metaphysically and get them on board because you know what?[3:28:57]   We need our ending, huh? How frustrating is it?[3:29:02]   It's just pick at this Chris guy for year after year and then we just see his[3:29:05]   fans. They're still on board. You know, that's the problem.[3:29:08]   Let me show you this. You know, let me show you the, uh,[3:29:12]   the stuff that his fans are saying and maybe the fans need a knock knock[3:29:20]   on the noggin, not on their door,[3:29:24]   but maybe the fans need to feel how, you know what this is like now.[3:29:29]   I'm not dog whistling, but they do. I mean, I'm just speaking the truth here.[3:29:33]   It's like, you know, you're not going to believe what these people have said.[3:29:36]   Look at these. Oh my God. You know, you're going to be buried in these.[3:29:40]   Here's from the group. This is a,[3:29:43]   the congratulations cult group. Look at this. Whoa,[3:29:47]   sorry.[3:29:49]   Has anyone else seen the latest YouTube video by Kyle Anderson? Big yikes.[3:29:54]   This was the one post about it where people were actually, yeah.[3:29:56]   So we were excited when we first started seeing the response.[3:29:59]   People are on board and look at this completely bummed out and disappointed.[3:30:04]   I really feel like he played us with the I've changed persona and there's[3:30:09]   literal proof of him cheating after the apology video.[3:30:13]   We have like second row seats to the show in Seattle and I don't want to go[3:30:18]   anymore. Fucking sucks. We're like, wow. Finally things,[3:30:23]   they're listening on the uptake, but we'll take it. Here's another one.[3:30:26]   Seriously though, if anyone wants Seattle tickets, let me know. Selling,[3:30:31]   selling the tickets, Chris.[3:30:34]   So we initially were excited. We, we,[3:30:37]   we saw that people were changing, but then the comments started rolling in.[3:30:42]   And we saw this on Annie Liederman made a post about the new Chris D'Elia doc,[3:30:46]   which is only sitting at a 260 something K views.[3:30:50]   Let's go. That's the thing.[3:30:54]   This audience isn't right for this job. You know what I mean?[3:30:58]   It's not the right audience. This audience ain't sharing.[3:31:01]   This audience isn't going to see this thing through.[3:31:04]   So that's where we're at here. This is why things aren't moving. Uh,[3:31:09]   let me show you some more here from the Chris group. You know,[3:31:12]   this is startling. Uh, what's this one? The general, uh, just,[3:31:17]   this is just a long post about how we should all think about the facts before.[3:31:22]   So a lot of people are very skeptical as you can see.[3:31:26]   They're like regarding the allegations. There are a few possibilities. One,[3:31:30]   none of this is true and Chris isn't guilty of anything. I mean,[3:31:33]   that's what they really want to believe that you should see how these people[3:31:37]   talk to each other. They just, they've invested too much time.[3:31:40]   They've bought too many shirts,[3:31:42]   they got too many tattoos and they're not going to be made to look stupid.[3:31:46]   I mean, we see this all the time.[3:31:48]   I can't believe this isn't the main problem we're trying to fix of people buying[3:31:52]   into something too soon. Uh,[3:31:55]   it turns out that it's kind of the opposite of what they bought into.[3:31:59]   And now the people want to dig their heels in as to not feel stupid.[3:32:02]   That's like the main problem with everything in the world right now that no one[3:32:06]   interjecting for some reason.[3:32:09]   I don't know why they don't want to get into it. Uh, here,[3:32:12]   regarding the allegations, there are a few possibilities. One,[3:32:15]   none of it's true and Chris isn't guilty of anything too. It's partially true,[3:32:19]   but blown out of proportion. Of course we could still go to his show or three.[3:32:24]   It's all true. And Chris is a monster. Wow.[3:32:28]   And then kind of after that,[3:32:30]   it just started turning into full non-belief.[3:32:31]   If you scroll down and experience it more, but you don't have to read it.[3:32:34]   These are like tons of people defend. Like if you go to the first comment, uh,[3:32:38]   one more after that.[3:32:39]   Okay. Yeah. This one. Yeah. Okay. Let's read this. You know,[3:32:43]   this is where it gets startling. And this is where I think these people,[3:32:47]   can we nudge? I mean, not we, again, I'm really not talking about we,[3:32:51]   if it was in the perfect world, shouldn't these people be nudged?[3:32:55]   How about the people who just flat out refuse to believe Chris[3:33:00]   did any of this? Uh, I don't know. We harassed.[3:33:05]   Not we, I am not going to, and really it's not a dog whistle,[3:33:09]   but don't you wish there was somebody to do that? Don't they deserve that?[3:33:15]   Look at this guy, Charity Taylor. You know, I want, again,[3:33:19]   should it be easy to flat out defend Chris after 500[3:33:24]   victims? Should it be easy?[3:33:27]   I'm on Chris and his wife, Kristin side.[3:33:30]   I think whatever happens behind the scenes is their business.[3:33:33]   As long as they're all happy and fine with everything, then let them be. I mean,[3:33:37]   if we're to believe what was said,[3:33:39]   Kristin is aware of everything and they're dealing with it privately as they[3:33:42]   should. Side note, I think if any condemning is to be done,[3:33:46]   it should be on the chicks who pursued a man whom they knew was[3:33:50]   engaged and married. This is a girl saying this. Yes.[3:33:54]   How fucking disrespectful for one. And I know a lot of people think that,[3:33:58]   but still don't we hate Chris everybody. Come on.[3:34:02]   Who cares what the girls did? I mean, and this is what these people,[3:34:07]   this is why these victims won't come out because they're being harassed by[3:34:12]   people like that, making them feel like they're going to be attacked.[3:34:16]   If they come out, really we're watching it. We were there the whole time.[3:34:18]   If you come out and tell your story about someone,[3:34:20]   then all you get is harassed endlessly. Exactly.[3:34:25]   Even on the show, when I do it, I told my story about Stevie,[3:34:29]   and now it's gonna, I'm gonna pay the price, right? He told you.[3:34:32]   So that is why these girls can't come out.[3:34:35]   That's why you only see like the really shaky ones come up because why would[3:34:39]   you want to get involved in all these people harassing you and calling your[3:34:43]   work, calling you a liar,[3:34:45]   trying to destroy your life because you took away Chris and all of the people[3:34:48]   who are like, there's no proof of any,[3:34:50]   there's like literally more proof and more people than I've ever heard come[3:34:55]   out. Exactly. That's the thing. Okay.[3:35:00]   So what is this one? Jules? Oh, these,[3:35:02]   I just screenshotted like all the posts if you want to go through them,[3:35:04]   but it's just, that's enough. You got to see the fans are really,[3:35:09]   and even on like Annie Liederman's posts, they're all like, wow,[3:35:12]   you're trying to really get clout off this just cause he's a better comic than[3:35:15]   you. I mean, it really, really sucks stuff.[3:35:18]   No one's getting clout off hating Chris, by the way.[3:35:20]   Have you seen all the people who hate him? They have no clout.[3:35:24]   Let's show some clips from the movie, but here's what I got to ask. And you know,[3:35:27]   this is what's frustrating all of us.[3:35:29]   And this is really all that needs to ever be said about this. What you got to me,[3:35:34]   what has Chris done that is so great that these[3:35:39]   people can't cut the cord after 500? I mean, come on.[3:35:44]   And he's so ugly. Like, I mean, he really looks like Dracula.[3:35:47]   You wait to see him on the King sting of the wing, this latest episode.[3:35:50]   I mean, it's hairline is up to here now. He's disgusting.[3:35:55]   I mean, what is it that bonded to these people that made them,[3:36:00]   you know, they will die with Chris, no matter what Chris,[3:36:04]   what did he do? Cause I've been watching him since he came out.[3:36:09]   I mean, really people,[3:36:11]   people have turned on Michael Jackson more than they have turned on Chris.[3:36:16]   Like I really, I mean, Kanye,[3:36:19]   they've turned on more than they've turned on Chris. And it's like[3:36:25]   Chris hasn't done anything. Chris hasn't, I mean,[3:36:29]   his specials are like literally dog shit.[3:36:33]   How has he made that connection?[3:36:36]   She's made a Kanye Michael Jackson level connection with some people[3:36:41]   where normal looking people, normal looking and I mean,[3:36:45]   these people aren't like as crazy as you look,[3:36:48]   these are like normal looking women and men.[3:36:52]   They just flat out refuse to believe they'll stand by his side, no matter what,[3:36:57]   what is it? That's really where the frustration is, especially with the victims.[3:37:01]   Nobody understands this. What did we miss?[3:37:06]   Where that connection was made and solidified[3:37:10]   in stone. That's the most bizarre part.[3:37:16]   That's the part where you go, why?[3:37:16]   But the way that he's able to manipulate certain people,[3:37:20]   it's how he's able to do all of these crimes.[3:37:23]   Yeah. Let's show some stuff from the doc and everybody should see this doc.[3:37:27]   And again, do a fun little email,[3:37:32]   do a fun little thing. Show a friend the doc.[3:37:35]   It's sitting at, uh, how many views here? Oh, 306k.[3:37:39]   I mean, you know, Logan's coffee, Zilla things over 2 million.[3:37:43]   Now that's where it should be. It should be in the millions.[3:37:46]   It's weird how other comics don't want to play either.[3:37:51]   You know, a lot of comics don't want to talk about this. You know,[3:37:55]   Eric Griffin is deleting this.[3:37:57]   Brian Callan has been deleting these comments from his Instagram.[3:38:03]   They're deleting. They're removing. You're asking Eric Griffin. Hey,[3:38:06]   Eric Griffin, what's going on? Have you seen the doc? He blocks you.[3:38:09]   It deletes your comment.[3:38:13]   Could it be because they do the same thing kind of?[3:38:17]   And that's what I'm hearing. Rick Glassman, Brian Callan, Eric Griffin,[3:38:22]   even Theo Vaughn, they've all participated in this type of stuff.[3:38:26]   So they're not going to get involved. And you're seeing a lot of comics,[3:38:30]   not really getting involved.[3:38:31]   There's no reason this story shouldn't be in the news. However,[3:38:37]   I heard some amazing news the other day. I can't give you, of course I can.[3:38:41]   Yes. He's going like, I'm some kind of Jewish idiot.[3:38:46]   There's some amazing news that this could make some amazing news.[3:38:51]   So let's cross our fingers because a lot of times this stuff falls through.[3:38:55]   Let's show you some of the doc here. I'll show you the opening really quick.[3:38:59]   Very good. And this was one of those things that was posted. We almost here,[3:39:02]   you could cut that. We almost skipped over this thinking.[3:39:06]   It was just some YouTube video, right? But then the comments,[3:39:09]   even in our own group are like, Oh, this one's actually really good.[3:39:12]   This one finally exposes some stuff. So there it is.[3:39:16]   The Chris D'Elia problem. Let's watch.[3:39:18]   Cast or an empty shell of a man, Chris D'Elia.[3:39:20]   He went from being a rising name in comedy to being better known for a massive[3:39:24]   sexual assault and pedophilia scandal.[3:39:27]   He got a great beat in the summer of 2020. And I'm praying, I'm praying.[3:39:31]   There is hearing isn't true. Watch the intro. First reaction was just like,[3:39:35]   dude, like, why, why? I don't know him. I don't know him. Yeah, you do.[3:39:41]   Stop crying.[3:39:43]   Everyone's really waking up to the way that we've used our Whitney liking his[3:39:47]   posts.[3:39:51]   Who's the next person? Probably 37 different allegations.[3:39:57]   That was me.[3:40:02]   I'm part of the best Chris D'Elia doc. Isn't this insane?[3:40:06]   It's an honor. Brian Callan, Brendan Schaub, Whitney Cummings and me.[3:40:11]   I was honored. Yes, it is an honor to be part of this.[3:40:14]   Thank you so much for that. That really makes it nice. So, um, but yeah,[3:40:19]   here are those guys and you see him and of course, Brendan's working with him.[3:40:23]   Eric Griffin's working with him. Whitney Cummings is liking his posts.[3:40:27]   Maybe Ashley, can you ask your sister what that's about?[3:40:30]   Maybe Whitney will change after seeing this doc. Ashley,[3:40:33]   can you show Whitney this new doc here,[3:40:36]   please and get a statement for us?[3:40:39]   I thought you loved red bar.[3:40:41]   He and Chris D'Elia is being sued for child sexual exploitation and child[3:40:45]   pornography. According to the suit,[3:40:47]   D'Elia invited an unnamed underage girl into his hotel room in 2014 and then had[3:40:52]   sex with her.[3:40:53]   The plaintiff claims she told D'Elia her age and she said she was in high school[3:40:57]   at the time.[3:40:58]   She also says he asked for sexually explicit photos and videos from her.[3:41:02]   Saya the fuck Nara dude.[3:41:04]   How would you feel if a 37 year old man was texting immediately? I was just like,[3:41:08]   all right, that's pretty fucked up. I got all types of children.[3:41:11]   If what she's saying is true, I don't think you can come back from that.[3:41:15]   It's over, bro. That's a bad look.[3:41:17]   But with that case mysteriously being dropped,[3:41:19]   Chris would have you believe that he's a family man now.[3:41:22]   Chris getting diligently to Calvin, that ugly Hillsham eyes,[3:41:26]   stand by the fact that all my relationships have been consensual and legal.[3:41:30]   I've seeked out a lot of, you know,[3:41:32]   medical advice therapy and stuff like that.[3:41:33]   I've been on this path of recovery now for a bunch of months, you know,[3:41:36]   and I have been doing the work and being somebody who is a role model for my[3:41:41]   son.[3:41:42]   Chris published that video on February 19th, 2021,[3:41:46]   claiming to be many months clean of his old habits. However, in this documentary,[3:41:51]   we have exclusive victim testimony that begs to differ.[3:41:55]   He put out the apology video.[3:41:57]   I was so genuinely confused by it because prior to that,[3:42:01]   everything was back to normal. I wrote him about it.[3:42:05]   And I'm reliving it now.[3:42:07]   I'm sitting in bed[3:42:12]   and this is linked to me and my life's work.[3:42:16]   Now put to a video. I mean, I can't tell you how happy,[3:42:21]   stuff like this makes me answer real, right? Isn't it surreal?[3:42:25]   Predictions come reality in this intro bangs.[3:42:30]   I mean, listen to this blank. I don't want anything to change.[3:42:33]   So we were dating from March of 2022,[3:42:38]   imagine if I sat like this, even when he posted the apology video.[3:42:43]   Wait,[3:42:45]   Salvo.[3:42:46]   So[3:42:50]   he lied?[3:42:51]   You're getting finessed.[3:42:54]   These previously untold sexual assault photos of branding,[3:42:59]   grooming, underage girls, shrimp, scampi,[3:43:03]   and even more.[3:43:05]   Wow. Okay. So there it is. The Chris D'Elia problem.[3:43:09]   You guys got to see this. We'll show you a couple of choice clips,[3:43:12]   but you should really want, and it moves. I mean, it's a fun,[3:43:15]   if this was on Netflix, you'd watch it. This is better than love is blind.[3:43:20]   Kinda one app of love is blind. The first,[3:43:23]   this is better than the second episode of love is blind. It's true. It is true.[3:43:28]   All right. So let's see this 2148, a girl talking about the tattoos.[3:43:32]   You want to hear about these tattoos?[3:43:33]   That's some parts where they talk about the cult thing.[3:43:37]   Just to get you guys on board before,[3:43:39]   but there's a bunch of stuff from girls with their stories at the beginning.[3:43:44]   Yeah. So should we do 2148? Let's hear what's going on here.[3:43:47]   So this is one of the girls talking on the phone with a car.[3:43:50]   And then I'll tell you what I know. Trust me, this isn't just a Hassan,[3:43:54]   Hassan Abbey reacts video. I mean,[3:43:56]   I got Intel here that most people don't have, you know, like I said,[3:44:01]   I'm, uh, at the heart of this without even[3:44:06]   asking to be everybody feeds me this information thinking[3:44:11]   like,[3:44:12]   and I don't even know why you think I'm responsible enough to handle this and[3:44:17]   how I wouldn't turn on you, but you do. And thank you very much.[3:44:20]   So you must watch the show.[3:44:21]   You must see that humanity in me that I was talking about. And you go,[3:44:24]   this guy, we can trust. He's not like those other guys.[3:44:27]   You have humanity. Yeah.[3:44:28]   Cause I've never really hurt any of those people who gave the trust,[3:44:33]   you know, coffee, Zilla. I could destroy him tomorrow. Nerd city destroy.[3:44:41]   But you would never, I would never. And by the way, that's not like your,[3:44:45]   yes, it is. It does seem like that. It's not. And I can't destroy them.[3:44:48]   Trust me. I can't even destroy Josh Denny, you know,[3:44:53]   I can't even destroy Kuvia. And he's like, I'm glad this nigger died.[3:44:57]   And I have the proof. So don't worry. You're not getting destroyed by me.[3:45:02]   No one ever gets destroyed by me. Watch.[3:45:05]   So yeah,[3:45:05]   she's definitely one that I've worried about pretty much every day since I spoke[3:45:10]   to her,[3:45:11]   there were a lot of girls that just did everything he told them to do because[3:45:15]   they were afraid of the consequences if they didn't.[3:45:19]   And a few of those girls ended up getting his name or initials tattooed onto[3:45:24]   themselves.[3:45:25]   One such girl is a victim that goes by the name of Jasmine.[3:45:28]   She was deep within the supposed Chris D'Elia sex cult and even has the branding[3:45:32]   to prove it.[3:45:33]   Some drops.[3:45:39]   Yeah. So he mentioned it, like I said, a few weeks into talking,[3:45:43]   I think we were just talking about tattoos,[3:45:46]   but he brought it up how he wants to be able to approve like all of[3:45:51]   my tattoos, like that he would pick because it wasn't my body.[3:45:55]   It was his. And he would, you know, use the term ownership quite often.[3:46:00]   Chris sent Jasmine a picture of the tattoo,[3:46:02]   which she was to recreate exactly except on her own neck.[3:46:06]   And I don't know who the girl was,[3:46:08]   but it was some girl with braids and he circled the exact spot on my neck where[3:46:12]   it was to go.[3:46:13]   He wanted to truly own or feel like he owned his girls.[3:46:18]   So two months after he first mentioned it, I'd say that I,[3:46:22]   I got the tattoo, which at the time he told me he'd pay for.[3:46:26]   And I ended up having to pay for it myself.[3:46:30]   And it was like the last of my money literally.[3:46:33]   So I ended up having to walk until I could afford the Uber to get back to my[3:46:38]   Airbnb. So big allegedly here, but you heard that right.[3:46:41]   Crystalia is such a cheap fuck. He made one of his cult members pay for her own[3:46:46]   tattoo and Uber to get branded.[3:46:49]   I wasn't in LA at that point.[3:46:51]   Yeah. He's got all this stuff. And meanwhile, his fans were going, Oh,[3:46:54]   just a bunch of stock footage. Why would you listen to that?[3:46:57]   Like she's on the phone.[3:46:59]   And all these guys are arguing and I was reading all these threads with guys[3:47:02]   going, I don't believe a second of it. Just a bunch of stock footage and crap.[3:47:06]   And they're like, well,[3:47:07]   did you see those testimonies from all those people and his tour manager?[3:47:11]   And they're like, well, I haven't really watched it yet,[3:47:14]   but if you could link me to a time code where they actually have any proof,[3:47:17]   and then they would link them and they'd be like,[3:47:19]   I don't think I should waste my time watching this.[3:47:22]   So that's the army.[3:47:24]   Basically the whole thing is just girls telling their stories and saying like[3:47:28]   they,[3:47:29]   all these random girls conspired together and matched up their stories just to[3:47:34]   take them on Chris. And this is horrible for them.[3:47:37]   Do you think they want to do this? Do you think they,[3:47:39]   they want to be in a doc being in a doc socks?[3:47:43]   They don't even want to be on Red Bar.[3:47:44]   At this part she talks more about how he wanted them all to move into like a[3:47:48]   house together. If you want to hear about that.[3:47:51]   Should I play that here?[3:47:52]   I have a clone out of Santa Ana.[3:47:54]   Santa Ana wins.[3:47:55]   And I was about to meet with another one of his girls that he wanted me to live[3:47:58]   with. And last minute she bailed.[3:48:01]   That's why I think Christian is one of these types of girls.[3:48:03]   So what she's saying is Chris D'Elia wanted this girl to live with another[3:48:08]   one of his rando girls that he met on tour and did his whole spell on.[3:48:12]   And he wanted them to live together and then he would come visit and they would[3:48:16]   do all this stuff to him. His biggest fantasies come to life.[3:48:19]   I think Christian is just one of those girls.[3:48:22]   And he happened to marry that one and she wants to do all this stuff with him.[3:48:28]   You know, so we got to stop asking, why is Christian, why is Christian?[3:48:30]   She's obviously young, right? That's my belief.[3:48:34]   That's what she should be accused of if I were CNBC.[3:48:41]   And I don't know if Christian has the type of reputation or which type of[3:48:45]   friends or family she has, if that's what they had.[3:48:47]   You're a polygamist wife to all these abused women with Chris D'Elia. Okay.[3:48:52]   I didn't know you were doing that. That's very, uh, you know,[3:48:55]   what was my favorite movie called that horror movie? The Devil's Rejects.[3:48:59]   You know, is it like the Devil's Rejects?[3:49:01]   You're the sister and he's the main reject, you know,[3:49:05]   with the long gray hair. This is turning into Devil's Rejects.[3:49:09]   And I believe, um, that, uh, you know,[3:49:12]   Brian Callan is one of the other Devil's Rejects and Brendan Schaub is, you know,[3:49:17]   the clown Devil reject, you know, Eric Griffin,[3:49:21]   you know, they're all part of this.[3:49:23]   It's possible Chris has Kristen under his spell too,[3:49:25]   but it's like everyone would be behind you if you just came and told the truth.[3:49:31]   And I don't know,[3:49:32]   like how much money could this guy possibly have where this is worth it for her?[3:49:37]   You know, every day I see her, she's just wearing like a champion sweatshirt,[3:49:41]   some easy to buy makeup,[3:49:45]   some easy to get jewelry. And you know,[3:49:48]   Chris thinks he's like so rich cause he has like Jordan ones. It's like,[3:49:52]   those are kids clothes.[3:49:56]   Big dream was to have at least a couple of his girls live together.[3:50:00]   So Chris is working on having girls from all around the country move into a[3:50:05]   fuck house for him while he's peddling this false narrative of self redemption.[3:50:10]   Keep in mind this all takes place after the apology video has been out for[3:50:14]   months. Jasmine and Chris were dating up until April of this year. Wow.[3:50:18]   And it's no secret that Delia would make jokes about being a cult leader or[3:50:22]   starting a cult on his podcast. But surely those are just jokes, right?[3:50:26]   A lot of the time he would joke about things on his podcast or frame it as a[3:50:30]   joke. And he was dead serious about like his like cult.[3:50:34]   He legitimately wanted it to be like a cult.[3:50:37]   Like he wanted to have us living together and I'm using air quotes serving him[3:50:44]   and worshiping him. And I mean,[3:50:47]   at least the Balenciaga guys could take a bite out of that, right? Cults,[3:50:51]   you hate cults. Epstein. Remember when Chris, uh, went, uh,[3:50:56]   he said that there's no pedophilia in Hollywood. Remember that?[3:50:59]   That's what this is from. Oh really dude.[3:51:03]   If I knew, you know, if there were pedophilia going on in Hollywood,[3:51:06]   I'd know about it. And then Epstein happened. So you guys, you Epstein guys,[3:51:11]   this is your new Epstein. He's alive and well.[3:51:14]   Have Adam, you could have a field day. I mean,[3:51:18]   you could feed. Have you ever seen everything but the bones?[3:51:22]   Let's say a movie called bones and all bones and all feed my friends feed my[3:51:27]   Balenciagas. By the way, I'll tell you this quick story about Balenciaga.[3:51:31]   We're at the big mall, right? And Phoenix day before Christmas.[3:51:36]   And day before Christmas, this mall is packed.[3:51:39]   I got a Chicago guy in my head going, this ain't paid long story,[3:51:43]   but we're at the mall. You could cut to me.[3:51:45]   Listen to this Balenciaga story for you.[3:51:47]   So we're at the mall and this mall has got it all. It's got Gucci,[3:51:51]   Saint Laurent Prada. It's got[3:51:56]   like high end brands that look really high that I can't even don't even know[3:52:00]   about yet. Uh, Louis Vuitton.[3:52:02]   And it's got the brand new Balenciaga store.[3:52:07]   So you go into Gucci,[3:52:08]   there's a line in front of Gucci and there's a guy with a velvet rope.[3:52:12]   Louis Vuitton, a line in front.[3:52:14]   You got to wait in line to get into the store because all the Mexican kids need[3:52:17]   to see their favorite clothes from the Migos. So of course,[3:52:22]   and imagine that if you were a serious buyer,[3:52:24]   imagine you're some old lady who just every week you buy Louis Vuitton and now[3:52:28]   you go and you got to wait in line with 10 fat little Mexican kids so that they[3:52:32]   could see Virgil's old company.[3:52:36]   Uh, just sickening.[3:52:40]   So, uh, we go to the Balenciaga store. We couldn't believe it.[3:52:45]   Zero customers, nine employees,[3:52:49]   pretending to fold shirts. No one would go in.[3:52:54]   The busy, I mean, this mall was more packed than Calgary Stampede.[3:52:59]   This mall was more packed than Aerosmith[3:53:03]   concert, but yeah,[3:53:06]   Balenciaga empty all the other luxury stores with a line.[3:53:09]   We go right into Balenciaga. Jules almost went, no, you can't go. I go, Jules.[3:53:14]   I was saying, don't cause a scene with yelling at them.[3:53:18]   So listen to this. We go into the Balenciaga store and immediately go,[3:53:22]   are you serious? And the guy goes, well, I go, no one will come in.[3:53:27]   He goes, we've had people in and out all day. And I'm looking around,[3:53:31]   there's no one in there. And then it's the coolest clothes I've ever seen.[3:53:38]   Like literally you go in any luxury store, you don't ever see,[3:53:41]   this would be like if they picked out like the coolest stuff[3:53:46]   from their collections over the years and put it in the store and it was just[3:53:49]   available and no one will buy it because a rumor[3:53:54]   went around that they're involved in pedophilia when they're not probably not[3:53:59]   involved in it at all.[3:54:00]   It was literally they just made some teddy bears with like a dildo and they're[3:54:04]   like, it was a gag probably,[3:54:09]   but no one will buy it.[3:54:10]   Then we go to Neiman Marcus and I see these shoes that caught my eye.[3:54:16]   I go over to grab them and go, these would actually be a perfect Balenciaga[3:54:22]   sitting and we're going Balenciaga. We get a discount here.[3:54:26]   We saw the stores all empty and the woman laughed who worked there and she said,[3:54:30]   I had 18 returns out of 20 orders.[3:54:35]   She goes, we had 20 Balenciaga purchases last month. I did personally,[3:54:40]   18 of them returned the Balenciaga because of the story.[3:54:46]   So, I mean, I think I'm going to officially start wearing this stuff.[3:54:51]   It's just there for the pickin.[3:54:52]   Nobody else will even touch it.[3:54:54]   Now it makes you good. Now it's kind of good again. And they had,[3:54:57]   I'm telling you like usually those luxury brands, I don't even like,[3:55:01]   like I don't like anything at Gucci. I don't like anything at St. Laurent.[3:55:04]   I don't like all that stuff, but the Balenciaga I saw like five things I could buy.[3:55:09]   You can't even find that in H&M.[3:55:15]   And should we tell the other part of what happened when we were there at the[3:55:18]   mall? Well, this was, let's wait, let's do a couple more Chris clips.[3:55:22]   Let's go to our next time code. What's our next time code here?[3:55:24]   And then I'll tell you this unbelievable thing that happened to us regarding[3:55:28]   Chris himself.[3:55:31]   But yeah, you could play it forever cause the stock rules, but you could go to,[3:55:35]   I mean, I know how much do you want to play?[3:55:38]   Just the couple of parts we know today.[3:55:40]   Well, the next note was Chris talking to that girl on the phone.[3:55:43]   Yeah. Yeah. Let's hear it. 3540.[3:55:44]   3540.[3:55:46]   And this is him talking to one of the victims just a couple of weeks ago on the[3:55:49]   phone and listen to this manipulation. 3540.[3:55:54]   Um, and listen to how much of a loser this guy is.[3:55:59]   After I started posting things on an anonymous account.[3:56:04]   Jasmine bravely took to Twitter at a time where no other victims were coming[3:56:08]   forward. And having just left Delia's cult,[3:56:11]   she was passionately posting some of the details of her story to Twitter.[3:56:15]   However, a few weeks ago,[3:56:17]   Chris Delia created a new Snapchat account in an attempt to get her to take down[3:56:22]   her new allegations. These are recordings of that call.[3:56:25]   I don't know. I don't get how you can say that[3:56:30]   you care, cared about me or any of the other people.[3:56:33]   You know what, Jasmine, if you want to reach out,[3:56:35]   we're going to get you a brand new TV. In this shot,[3:56:39]   you can see her TV. It looks like something you'd only see in a mental facility.[3:56:44]   Bezel huge. I bet that's a 720 P plasma, heavy as hell.[3:56:50]   You know, you're really not getting to see what you need to see.[3:56:53]   I will say this, Jasmine for coming forward,[3:56:55]   we're going to get you a brand new TV up to $1,100 in value.[3:57:01]   Okay. You can pick out any brand you want. All right.[3:57:06]   So here she is. She's talking in her room. Um, and uh,[3:57:11]   you don't have to play the whole thing, I guess,[3:57:13]   but this is just showing that Chris is calling her and begging her to take it.[3:57:17]   Yeah. Listen,[3:57:21]   I just don't get it. And I just want to understand.[3:57:26]   I don't know. I mean, I thought that, you know,[3:57:33]   can you show me where you are? Can you show me where you are?[3:57:38]   I don't ever want people feeling bad about[3:57:43]   ourselves.[3:57:48]   I don't feel like I do. Cause again,[3:57:50]   there's so many things that like you're saying now, like, Oh,[3:57:52]   I didn't know that was the case. But like,[3:57:57]   dude, I cried to you about the same things over and over. And[3:58:02]   like you knew what was going on.[3:58:04]   Now you might be saying that those could be old recordings.[3:58:08]   Just the fact that he has this weirdo second voice.[3:58:13]   He only uses in private on secret calls.[3:58:16]   Isn't that enough for you to know he lives a double life?[3:58:19]   I don't understand if I was making a second call during the second life,[3:58:24]   I'd be over. They'd give me the electric chair.[3:58:30]   So I don't understand why this is so hard.[3:58:33]   Even if you just made a call like this to a potential victim,[3:58:36]   you heard a call of Mike being like, that's okay, babe. I just,[3:58:40]   I'm really worried because I don't want to hurt you. And you'd be like,[3:58:43]   I've never heard.[3:58:44]   You would be okay to do that. By the way,[3:58:46]   if you ever caught me on a call like that, it's okay to unsubscribe.[3:58:51]   You'd be right. It's just like, that's what I mean.[3:58:56]   That is proof to me. Yeah. All right. Let's hear this.[3:58:59]   A rest of the call. He gets pretty creep pay.[3:59:02]   Like you knew what was going on.[3:59:03]   Now you might be saying that those could be old recordings,[3:59:07]   but in these tapes,[3:59:08]   they talk about how Chris would obsess over her weight and have her measure[3:59:11]   herself and weigh herself. And this is mentioned in her posts.[3:59:14]   So these recordings sort of timestamp themselves.[3:59:18]   I just like even like you say,[3:59:21]   you didn't know about the like the weight thing, but like you, you did,[3:59:25]   we talked about it and then[3:59:29]   did I, I always said you looked good, right?[3:59:34]   Kind of, but I remember asking you like,[3:59:36]   like saying about wanting to like be a little thicker or whatever,[3:59:41]   like put on weight.[3:59:42]   And you literally told me that you have fit girls that you want me dainty[3:59:47]   like, and it fucked with me.[3:59:49]   You already have enough thick girls. You need her to be dainty,[3:59:53]   or you already have enough dainty girls. You need her to be thick either way.[3:59:57]   Why do you have enough girls of one way? Why do you have any girls?[4:00:02]   I thought you were married in a father to Hills have eyes,[4:00:07]   squiggly eyed Calvin.[4:00:11]   When that boy is 18 YouTube boxing match versus me and him,[4:00:17]   he'll probably win[4:00:21]   knowing him and you it'll be the next Logan versus Floyd. Yeah.[4:00:25]   I mean your son is going to grow up.[4:00:27]   I don't even think he's going to be able to speak.[4:00:29]   They're going to call him tiny and he's going to have like really long arms and[4:00:33]   like a really long neck. And he's, he's your helper.[4:00:38]   I mean, your kid is severely retarded.[4:00:43]   I hope, I don't know if you know that they're all saying he's cute because they[4:00:47]   feel so bad because one eyes here, when I was there,[4:00:50]   it's got this giant egg head, you know, is he ever going to grow hair?[4:00:55]   Have you seen your son's eyes? He's disgusting.[4:01:00]   Sorry.[4:01:01]   I don't know why we care about a son that comes from him.[4:01:04]   That's the last thing we should want. Okay.[4:01:08]   A lot.[4:01:12]   During this call with good reason,[4:01:14]   Delia is clearly paranoid and he's being pretty careful,[4:01:18]   but Jasmine does go on to confront him several times.[4:01:23]   Yeah, I lied to you and shit.[4:01:25]   I feel like it's more than just like, just lies.[4:01:28]   Like that was fucked. Like you knew what was going on mentally,[4:01:33]   like in so many of the things like you manufactured yourself,[4:01:36]   like the situation with like, I just don't know.[4:01:39]   I don't get it because so many times I asked you like,[4:01:43]   like, don't you just want this to be peaceful?[4:01:46]   Like don't you just want things to be okay. And you,[4:01:48]   you made the situation what it was and you knew how fucked you were.[4:01:52]   Fucked up. Both of us were from it.[4:02:06]   It's nice to hear you be a person.[4:02:11]   So what he's trying to do is call up one of his, uh,[4:02:15]   victims here and try to pretend like, Oh no, I care about you a lot.[4:02:18]   Because she tweeted a few things about him and he was trying to get her to[4:02:22]   So this is him. And if he called you like this, wouldn't you be like, Chris,[4:02:26]   I don't believe any of this. So here you have it.[4:02:30]   Why is he calling women that aren't his wife and saying anything of this[4:02:34]   nature?[4:02:35]   Can you imagine if there was a call of me talking to Cameron Malick in this[4:02:39]   order, you would split.[4:02:45]   I just don't know what to do from here.[4:02:51]   You can keep talking if you want.[4:02:58]   If you don't mind deleting everything, then we could be friends.[4:03:03]   I mean guys.[4:03:03]   Isn't hearing him speak like this enough or did they just refuse to watch it?[4:03:08]   I, I mean,[4:03:09]   I just don't know and I don't know why if they're going to publicly say that[4:03:13]   this is a lie,[4:03:14]   why we can't publicly do something else with their name.[4:03:18]   I would not do that, but really I wouldn't.[4:03:23]   I think that's gay. That's proof that I wouldn't do that.[4:03:27]   I wouldn't even say the word gay if I was a liar.[4:03:33]   I want you to understand that, like,[4:03:37]   I don't want to delete everything because[4:03:43]   it's so infuriating to have people tell you that something you experience,[4:03:48]   something you went through didn't happen.[4:03:51]   And having that conversation with Kristen.[4:03:55]   Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? For those of you who don't know,[4:03:59]   there she is. My girl's wife. The other day, Jules said,[4:04:02]   what is your like, uh, ideal woman?[4:04:07]   And I pulled up Kristen,[4:04:09]   Kristen Delia. Jules is the answer.[4:04:12]   If I had any woman, it would be her same personality.[4:04:17]   I trade you in, in an instant.[4:04:20]   Do I have to go with Chris?[4:04:22]   You have to go with Calvin who is fully[4:04:27]   sexually formed mentally and physically and[4:04:31]   ready. And he's already had many. Calvin has already had[4:04:37]   many dinners as they call it with Kristen.[4:04:42]   Seriously. That's a rumor I heard. Of course,[4:04:46]   nobody knows if this is true,[4:04:47]   but I heard that Calvin eats out the mother Christian[4:04:52]   instead of getting fed baby food.[4:04:55]   This is what I saw on Twitch.[4:05:00]   Let's hear some more.[4:05:02]   You're telling me Jasmine's had a conversation with Kristen where she explained[4:05:07]   the sex cult, the cheating, the underage girls, all of it.[4:05:11]   And yet Kristen is ignoring it. Allegedly. Don't sue me.[4:05:16]   You fucking new cowards.[4:05:18]   I also wonder how it's possible that he keeps all the stuff on[4:05:23]   his phone secret. Like when he called me that time, like recently,[4:05:29]   it was from a different Snapchat. So he had the Vinny Drago one.[4:05:37]   Look at his house too. This is, see, I watch all these vlogs about his house.[4:05:40]   He lives in a plain house.[4:05:44]   Like imagine living in this hell, like, look at this.[4:05:47]   This looks like a, where just some person's proof that he's obsessed with going to[4:05:52]   cult meetings and sex stuff, because imagine having all this money.[4:05:55]   And then you just, why don't you make your house like a, you know,[4:05:59]   like how they would design, like, uh, when they show a house, you know what I mean?[4:06:04]   Like when they, uh, it has no staging,[4:06:06]   it looks like the realtor just staged this place.[4:06:09]   And you took the furniture.[4:06:11]   None of his personality is here at the house.[4:06:14]   Everything came with the frame.[4:06:16]   His personality is at the hotels.[4:06:19]   His personality is at, uh, the Westin or the W of course,[4:06:24]   which is really, really, they've never, uh, uh, kept up.[4:06:28]   Let's just say they haven't kept up with when they first designed it.[4:06:33]   Okay. Here you go.[4:06:35]   Like the one that he was quote unquote keeping after the cancellation.[4:06:39]   That's the one he used for quite some time until I told his wife about it.[4:06:44]   And then that's what he,[4:06:46]   he switched over to a new one that I don't know the name of.[4:06:49]   And then he made a brand new one to call me on because he didn't trust me to[4:06:52]   have the other one,[4:06:53]   but he likes to take videos of himself doing things with the girls.[4:06:57]   And so there's like a video of me, you know,[4:07:01]   doing stuff in his car that he told me is on his computer at home.[4:07:05]   His wife is sitting there with all this proof on her hand,[4:07:09]   at her fingertips and she just can't seem to get her hands on it.[4:07:12]   Look at this. They hang a dried reef over the stove.[4:07:17]   Calvin, you're putting Calvin in fire danger.[4:07:22]   A dried up leaf reef over the open Wolf range.[4:07:31]   So they've never cooked one.[4:07:32]   So they've never cooked.[4:07:34]   I mean, look how close that is. You put that burner on high.[4:07:38]   You're trying to share a steak. All of a sudden, Calvin comes out.[4:07:45]   Calvin is coming out half burn.[4:07:47]   He's like dripping with skin goo from the burn,[4:07:50]   but he's still alive and he's biting. That's what you want.[4:07:54]   Child and gender.[4:07:56]   It's proof on her hand, at her fingertips.[4:07:59]   And she just can't seem to get her hands on it.[4:08:01]   After I spoke with her and gave her all these dates and times that I saw him,[4:08:06]   like everything that I had, and she still refused to believe a word of it.[4:08:11]   But as Jasmine was saying in that conversation with Chris,[4:08:15]   the doubt from Kristen as well as others is something that's actually fueled her[4:08:19]   to try to get justice more.[4:08:21]   And having people like doubting something that I experienced for two years,[4:08:25]   like that was two years of my life. And for people to say it didn't happen,[4:08:29]   and that pisses me off. And I, maybe it's a pride thing, but I just,[4:08:33]   I stopped guys. And I feel like for other people who've gone,[4:08:37]   like who've had similar experiences,[4:08:39]   it's validating because that's the only way that I started to feel okay is when[4:08:44]   I were able to talk about things and open up about things.[4:08:49]   And[4:09:00]   and that never came from, I really meant that when I,[4:09:04]   like that never came from a place of like just despising you and like being out[4:09:08]   to get you. Like I was upset.[4:09:12]   And I know how I felt going through all that shit.[4:09:17]   And I just, I don't want that for other people.[4:09:20]   And in my experience,[4:09:22]   anytime you've said things are going to be different, it's not.[4:09:26]   This is because Jasmine knows that Chris is in a endless cycle of[4:09:30]   repeating his abuse.[4:09:32]   Wow.[4:09:33]   Listen up there. There's proof there. So, okay. Uh, yes,[4:09:36]   startling stuff. And some of you might've not heard that some of you might not[4:09:40]   know.[4:09:41]   Some of you might not know we've shown a lot of this already and I don't want to[4:09:44]   be his son, but if you guys are into the story,[4:09:46]   you should definitely go back and watch the interview with his tour manager.[4:09:50]   Yes. The tour manager interview is the best one. This guy's name is Zach.[4:09:54]   Totally trustworthy. This guy to get the views. So yeah, get the views,[4:09:58]   go see the rest of them. Uh, from the thing from the video,[4:10:02]   it's called the Chris D'Elia prop and you're going to enjoy it.[4:10:04]   It's not a drag to watch.[4:10:06]   It's actually one of the better one of these to watch makes porcelain and that[4:10:11]   other guy.[4:10:13]   He did an amazing job.[4:10:16]   Okay. No, this was a good one. Very good. So here's some of the notes I made.[4:10:21]   Let's see. Call out all of his friends and ask if they've seen the video.[4:10:23]   Eric Griffin, Brenda job, but bring up Griffin's new allegations. Okay. Yeah,[4:10:28]   let's do that. What were these allegations against Griffin?[4:10:31]   Who is a totally fine deleting comments asking him about the video.[4:10:37]   We reached out to Chris Griffin. I emailed him myself.[4:10:41]   You want to hear the email? I mean that Chris Griffin, Eric Griffin.[4:10:46]   Oh, sorry. What did I mean? Really? They're, they're the same.[4:10:49]   Maybe I emailed Chris one of the Griffin's actually kind of like him now.[4:10:55]   Yeah, actually. Yes. He is one of the,[4:11:00]   put on the family guy song for this email or like the family guy instrumental.[4:11:06]   Why can't I find my Eric Griffin email[4:11:10]   too?[4:11:11]   There you go.[4:11:16]   Let's find this email to Eric. I literally can't find it. Well,[4:11:22]   I emailed Eric Griffin asking him for comment. Eric Griffin refused to reply.[4:11:26]   Of course. I've commented many times asking him for comment.[4:11:30]   I've commented with Brian Kellen.[4:11:31]   So let's hear Eric Griffin's sexual allegation.[4:11:42]   Okay. Where are they? Jules? Next up. Next up. Okay. So Eric Griffin,[4:11:46]   what have you done? Let's find out.[4:11:50]   Is he an S a artist? Oh, here's Alice Hamilton,[4:11:56]   um, who I've never seen really accused anyone of anything before.[4:12:00]   So don't know why she would start here. Uh, let's see what Alice says.[4:12:04]   Hey, Eric Griffin,[4:12:06]   can you please stop telling the comedians that open for you that they are show[4:12:11]   attractive. You might rape them.[4:12:15]   I thought getting married would stop you,[4:12:19]   but I guess you need some public shame. Stop it. Uh oh.[4:12:23]   He's going up to female openers as Chris Griffin.[4:12:28]   I mean, Eric Griffin. Yeah. You know, I knew, you know,[4:12:32]   we watched this show by the, uh, wilderness boys.[4:12:35]   What do they call the office boys? Uh,[4:12:38]   it's the old show from Eric Griffin, all your workaholics.[4:12:43]   We watched this podcast with the workaholics and you know,[4:12:46]   Eric Griffin got started on this workaholics kind of right.[4:12:50]   That's where he's known from. This is with Adam Levine, Adam Devine.[4:12:54]   This is with that kid with the long, weird owl hair and the mustache.[4:12:59]   Pretty much sucks. And this is with that other rapist,[4:13:03]   who I assume is the head of the workaholics, the straight man,[4:13:07]   the smart one. Uh,[4:13:08]   I also believe that Adam Devine is up to no good,[4:13:14]   but all three of those guys talked about Eric Griffin.[4:13:19]   Cause you know, he was on the show. They, they talked about him in a way. Now,[4:13:23]   you know, they're always goofing around those workaholics.[4:13:25]   So you can never really catch what's real and what's not,[4:13:27]   but their behaviors changed enough and their attitude,[4:13:32]   uh, was of a different tone enough for me to go, Ooh,[4:13:35]   they thought Eric Griffin was a bad guy.[4:13:39]   They thought Eric Griffin was a bad guy. So Eric,[4:13:42]   I'm going to ask the workaholics. Yep. That's right. Modern families,[4:13:45]   Adam Devine.[4:13:49]   And I'm going to really put Adam under those lamps and I know he can't sweat it.[4:13:53]   If I know anything about the characters he plays, I put that hot lamp up.[4:13:56]   I start grilling that divine. He'll be talking in no time. I mean,[4:14:01]   he's a worry wart. And he likes to gossip.[4:14:04]   So I am going to be reaching out to the workaholics to see what Griffin's been[4:14:08]   up to zoom in on this to see Eric's reply. Oh, Eric replied.[4:14:14]   Okay. Let me read more.[4:14:16]   So many male gatekeepers use their position. Can I, this is Alice Hamilton.[4:14:21]   So I kind of want to just talk like her. Just going to do an impression.[4:14:26]   So many male gatekeepers use their position to press open mic comedians into sex[4:14:34]   nigga. She's like half black.[4:14:38]   We thought it would be funny. Surely Alice is[4:14:42]   liking this. Alice,[4:14:47]   let me start over. If that was too bold,[4:14:51]   please accept this apology.[4:14:53]   I will read it in just a plain speaking voice.[4:14:58]   So many male gatekeepers use their position to pressure open[4:15:03]   mic comedians in the sex.[4:15:06]   I don't need any more female frame. There's no point.[4:15:10]   I feel like I'm still making a mockery of you and you do not deserve that.[4:15:15]   I'm sure you speak just like me. So I will read this in more of my voice.[4:15:23]   So many male gatekeepers use their position to pressure open mic comedians into[4:15:28]   sex. I don't need any more female friends.[4:15:32]   There's no point in giving you stage time.[4:15:34]   If you're not going to let me smash looks like Eric Griffin is on some Joey Diaz[4:15:39]   bullshit. Thank you so much. You know about the,[4:15:42]   this guy's trying to kill me. Thank you. Everything ties in.[4:15:47]   This Alice is my Hamilton. Okay.[4:15:52]   And unlike a Sebastian, I ain't walking out halfway.[4:15:58]   You're my Hamilton. Now rap for me.[4:16:03]   Which is again derogatory,[4:16:06]   but within the confines of his show allowed.[4:16:12]   All right. So Eric Griffin replies, this is what we want to hear.[4:16:15]   Thank you, Alice, for getting this out of this guy. I've been trying to,[4:16:18]   Eric Griffin won't reply to me. I got to go to the workaholics. Uh,[4:16:23]   this is some foul ass shit.[4:16:24]   You can't just say whatever the hell you want about someone.[4:16:29]   Eric Griffin. See, I imitate the people I talk.[4:16:34]   Um,[4:16:35]   now it's weird because we had some listeners accuse him of even more heinous[4:16:40]   stuff. And when accused of something he didn't do,[4:16:44]   like we had listeners go, Hey man,[4:16:47]   Mike said he knows that you like fucked this kid and that you're like doing a[4:16:52]   whole pedophile thing. Go, Oh yeah, man. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.[4:16:56]   I didn't tell them to do this and just joking.[4:16:58]   That's how Eric Griffin normally responds. Let me say this again.[4:17:03]   When Eric Griffin is met with a baseless accusation that is so foolish that it[4:17:07]   would never have happened, he just goes, Oh, faith. Oh, okay. Yeah, right. Okay.[4:17:12]   Good one. But this time he goes,[4:17:16]   this is some foul ass shit.[4:17:18]   You can't just say whatever the hell you want about someone.[4:17:22]   Wow. So why so exclamatory here?[4:17:26]   But every other time we accused you of something that didn't happen, you go,[4:17:30]   Oh, okay. Yeah, I see what you're doing. They're very cute.[4:17:33]   This ain't very cute, huh? And then she said,[4:17:36]   you've been out of pocket too long. Don't act surprised.[4:17:39]   It's catching up with you.[4:17:43]   I think of her more as like a Beyonce now, you know, very like one long braid.[4:17:48]   Can Alice Hamilton make a full Beyonce,[4:17:52]   just as good as Beyonce album about these guys and all the songs are about[4:17:57]   them instead. Lemonade. Yes.[4:17:59]   Make a lemonade style album and video[4:18:04]   release of the full album, just as good, but about them.[4:18:08]   And I will play it on this very show as the prize.[4:18:13]   Thank you. Um, so there he is. That's Eric Griffin.[4:18:15]   And there was more on Eric Griffin, right?[4:18:18]   When they're a couple more accusations floating out there.[4:18:20]   No, man, that's nothing. Okay. So we need more.[4:18:25]   Anyone got any dirt on Eric? Um,[4:18:30]   yeah, I believe. Well, Hey, listen, he's deleted.[4:18:32]   He also tweeted another tweet about it.[4:18:36]   Oh yeah. Let's see it. Yeah. Send it over. Next up.[4:18:39]   Uh, it's in the same note. Oh boy. Here we go. Let's check it out.[4:18:44]   The second one on that list. Cause you already read the foul ass shit.[4:18:47]   Yeah. The second one. I think that's it. Yeah. All right. Yeah.[4:18:52]   Here, Eric Griffin. I'll do his voice.[4:18:54]   When you see people saying slanderous things about someone with no facts or[4:18:59]   information to back up their claims reported that is in free speech.[4:19:04]   That's dangerous.[4:19:08]   You want people to report Alice Hamilton for saying that?[4:19:12]   What the fuck? And your wife and all this stuff. So, uh, there's,[4:19:17]   I've been blocked by Eric Griffin's wife. You know,[4:19:20]   this has been happening to me all month where the,[4:19:23]   I get blocked by the millionaire's wife. Um, you know,[4:19:27]   I don't know what I did to Eric Griffin's wife to be blocked,[4:19:30]   but it could be a comment I left on a very cool post. I wish I had it here,[4:19:34]   but I'm blocked for Christmas.[4:19:37]   Eric Griffin made a video showing that he got a big screen[4:19:42]   TV. It was like a 55 inch.[4:19:46]   He ended up putting it on his old council.[4:19:48]   He's got one of those councils that like you get at Best Buy.[4:19:52]   Like you know how at Best Buy they have the TV section and then they have two[4:19:54]   aisles of like the craziest TV furniture you ever laid out.[4:19:59]   It's like maroon. It's all wrong. You go, why would I buy furniture?[4:20:03]   I'm not buying the furniture from Best Buy. I'll put the TV on the wall.[4:20:07]   He has like one of those TV stands where the TV,[4:20:11]   it's like a 32 inch stand.[4:20:14]   And then the 55 inch TV on it.[4:20:17]   And he's making this whole video is if it's like 1998 and he just got[4:20:22]   his fifth 50, his first 50 inch Sony rear projection. And he's going,[4:20:27]   can you believe we got the big screen? It's Christmas.[4:20:31]   And they're celebrating a 55 inch.[4:20:34]   And then he sits down in front of him and he goes, it's so big.[4:20:39]   It's not so big. It's like this. This is what he has.[4:20:43]   Smaller if you believe it. You know how many T I have more TVs than I have[4:20:49]   playing cards of H3 cards,[4:20:54]   which might not be a lot, or it might be a lot of TVs.[4:20:57]   You don't know how many of those cards I have left.[4:21:01]   So I just thought that was very foolish. And it's like, surely you make money,[4:21:05]   right? If you're not making any money that you can't guide.[4:21:08]   TVs, by the way, are 599 for the best one.[4:21:12]   Then you can get an O L E. Believe me, this was an OLED. That's, believe me,[4:21:17]   he's who would need that. He's at Best Buy.[4:21:23]   This one looks just as good. Oh yeah, it does. That's why it's 899.[4:21:28]   And that's 4,200. Looks just as good.[4:21:32]   Everyone else is just being tricked by the pure blacks.[4:21:36]   I mean, this idiot, he's probably got true motion still engaged where everything[4:21:40]   looks like a soap opera. He don't know nothing about TVs.[4:21:45]   And so I left a comment on his wife's post. It was a shared post. And I go,[4:21:49]   you had to wait till Christmas to get a 55 inch[4:21:54]   TV. Whoopty fuck. It looks something like that. Like, Jesus Christ,[4:22:00]   you know, act like you've been here before. And, uh,[4:22:04]   I went to go find that post today to show you guys I was banned.[4:22:08]   Banned by her only. The husband still wants those.[4:22:11]   I'm not going to ban him. I still want his views. Why?[4:22:16]   You must ban me. Trust me. It's better for you.[4:22:19]   Otherwise I'm thinking about you every day. Every time I see you,[4:22:21]   I start investigating again. Ban me, you idiots. You know,[4:22:26]   what are you trying to prove?[4:22:28]   If you block Mike, he'll never remember you again.[4:22:32]   There's so many people that he used to always be like,[4:22:34]   look at this crazy person. And then once he's blocked, I forgot,[4:22:38]   I forgot Amy Schumer was a guy. All right. We're having a great time.[4:22:42]   What else do we have about Chris?[4:22:44]   We were going to tell her story about what we heard at the mall. Yeah.[4:22:48]   Let's tell that to see if we can find our kindred spirits. Yeah.[4:22:52]   We got a guy. We're actually looking for a guy. Um, we,[4:22:57]   okay, hold on. Let me refresh in my breath. Okay. Everybody chill.[4:23:01]   Can you get me some like music that would be on at the restaurant that we went[4:23:04]   to? Don't say the restaurant name,[4:23:05]   but like music that would be on while we're there.[4:23:10]   Oh, and I have the picture on my phone or I put it in the note.[4:23:14]   You did great. The one I picked. Yeah,[4:23:19]   I hope so. Great. Let me find it. Let me find it.[4:23:23]   This is in the crystal you note or, uh, yeah,[4:23:27]   thank you. Thank you. Yes. This is the type of music.[4:23:30]   What's the note? Uh, I'll put it in next time.[4:23:36]   Great. Thank you. Hold on. It's still coming through.[4:23:42]   Follow me ecstasy. I can't be what you see. Okay,[4:23:47]   great. Yes. There it is.[4:23:51]   Anyone recognize this? No boo. Phoenix.[4:23:57]   Music.[4:23:59]   Were you the couple sitting at this table? Surprise, surprise.[4:24:05]   We were sitting next to you.[4:24:08]   We heard your whole conversation.[4:24:14]   We go to no boo in Phoenix,[4:24:17]   which is ridiculous because no boo is the one that Kanye,[4:24:22]   uh, goes to in Malibu on the beach.[4:24:26]   And it's this sushi restaurant. It's very good,[4:24:29]   but it's way overpriced crazy way overpriced believe that[4:24:34]   when you go to Phoenix, their prices at the Phoenix, no boo,[4:24:38]   which is outside of the mall. Listen to this.[4:24:42]   When you're at the Malibu, no boo, you're staring into what ocean did they have?[4:24:48]   The Pacific.[4:24:52]   When you're in the Phoenix, no boo,[4:24:55]   you're staring out at the Fabletics store[4:25:01]   and the Peloton store connected to the mall.[4:25:07]   Not quite the same, but the price is identical.[4:25:11]   Doesn't really make sense. Does it? But the food was really good.[4:25:14]   And we got to meet this great couple. So we come in,[4:25:18]   we're sitting right here. We're sitting at this table here.[4:25:22]   And there's a guy and a girl sitting at the chairs right here.[4:25:27]   And it looks like a date.[4:25:29]   And anytime Jules and I see two motherfuckers on a date,[4:25:33]   we make fun of them.[4:25:36]   And we listen in to see what this guy's trying to pull,[4:25:40]   what this girl is thinking about all this.[4:25:43]   And we usually always listen in and you wouldn't believe what a date sounds like.[4:25:47]   It's the most pathetic you'll ever see a guy be.[4:25:51]   So this guy starts talking and then we start hearing words out of his mouth,[4:25:55]   like Shab, Brendan, and yeah, JRE.[4:25:59]   And like he was on the show and we go,[4:26:02]   he's talking about Brendan Shab.[4:26:05]   Hell yeah.[4:26:08]   And he's telling his girlfriend or his date the entire story.[4:26:13]   He literally, of how Brendan's special was like bombing[4:26:16]   and how Joe Rogan promoted him.[4:26:20]   Yeah, and she's sitting there like this going like.[4:26:25]   And we go, she could care less.[4:26:27]   She's like being drowned and attacked by this guy[4:26:31]   telling her the Brendan Shab story.[4:26:32]   So if that wasn't enough,[4:26:34]   that would be cute enough of a story for me to retell, right?[4:26:37]   We're at Nobu, we're sitting.[4:26:38]   Ah, no, no, no, no, no.[4:26:43]   What do I do? We're at Nobu, we're sitting there, we're having our dinner.[4:26:45]   And we overhear a date.[4:26:48]   Sorry, sorry.[4:26:50]   Talking about, oh, it's all wrong.[4:26:52]   There we go.[4:26:53]   Talking about Brendan Shab.[4:26:54]   I mean, how amazing would that be?[4:26:57]   But there was more.[4:26:59]   They start also talking about the guy.[4:27:02]   I was staring at the menu, just trying to listen as hard as I could.[4:27:05]   And the guy was retelling the whole homeless cat's history.[4:27:09]   The fighter and the kid read it.[4:27:10]   He starts talking all about it.[4:27:13]   Oh, this got wild.[4:27:14]   I was like, oh, my God, this guy's just telling his date[4:27:17]   all about Brendan Shab, which already rules.[4:27:19]   Yes.[4:27:20]   But then the girl goes,[4:27:21]   so do you think he's going to get canceled for real this time?[4:27:25]   And then we both lean in more.[4:27:27]   And the guy's like, I don't know.[4:27:29]   He has to.[4:27:30]   Oh, yeah.[4:27:30]   And he was also telling the girl about toe holds, which he started[4:27:33]   telling the girl about Brian Callan's toe hold sneakers or sandals[4:27:38]   and making fun of them to the girl.[4:27:41]   We're sitting there like this.[4:27:43]   So then she goes, do you think he's going to get canceled for real this time?[4:27:46]   And then the guy goes, I don't know.[4:27:47]   The doc only has like one hundred and sixty thousand views.[4:27:51]   And they're talking about the crystal.[4:27:52]   They were talking about the doc right next to him.[4:27:56]   I mean, the dog at the beginning.[4:28:00]   Thirty seven.[4:28:02]   So they're sitting here and I'm going, I can't wait[4:28:06]   to bring the doc to life for these two[4:28:11]   and emerge and go thirty seven and see if it blows their mind.[4:28:16]   What happened could barely hear.[4:28:18]   And I listen to this.[4:28:19]   Listen, this is where it gets funny.[4:28:21]   And by the way, we're both like extremely high for this very high.[4:28:24]   So I'm looking at the menu, pretending to read it and listening[4:28:28]   to every single thing.[4:28:29]   And I'm like, oh, my God, what do I say when they leave?[4:28:32]   Because we were coming up.[4:28:33]   We wanted to say something to them.[4:28:35]   And I was going to say, should I say as they leave?[4:28:38]   And they were also talking about calling an Uber.[4:28:39]   So we knew they were about to leave.[4:28:40]   We knew they were about to leave.[4:28:41]   And so I'm like, should I say something about like P.F.[4:28:43]   Chang's because we're at Nobu, like I was trying to think of something to say.[4:28:47]   It's one of their bits.[4:28:47]   And then right as they get up and leave, the waitress comes and starts talking to us and then they leave.[4:28:53]   And we're so high, we forget about them.[4:28:55]   And we just start asking her about the fish and the eight different filet options.[4:29:01]   Having the waitress coming to your table when you're that high is extremely overwhelming.[4:29:04]   It's like a present.[4:29:05]   And then the waitress goes away and Jules goes, oh, my God.[4:29:09]   They were just talking about the dot.[4:29:10]   And then we look and they were gone.[4:29:12]   So if you're out there at this exact, if someone can post this on the TFAK Reddit, show this whole clip on the TFAK subreddit.[4:29:22]   This kid will lose his mind.[4:29:24]   We heard everything you said.[4:29:27]   We heard it all.[4:29:30]   Be more aware next time of your surroundings.[4:29:33]   But also if we said something, what if this is a guy who hates us, too?[4:29:37]   He could have hated us, too.[4:29:39]   I mean, he seemed like he.[4:29:41]   Yeah.[4:29:41]   And he was really weird.[4:29:43]   This was him.[4:29:44]   Let me show you.[4:29:44]   Cut to me.[4:29:45]   This was him.[4:29:46]   He was kind of Tony Hinchcliffe-esque, but not gay.[4:29:49]   Like, there's this Brendan Schaub guy.[4:29:52]   Like, he's got, like, toeholds.[4:29:55]   It's Brendan's toeholds.[4:29:56]   No, he actually perked up with a lot of energy during the toeholds part.[4:30:01]   Oh, okay.[4:30:02]   He perked up.[4:30:02]   He sells these sandals called toeholds.[4:30:04]   They're 500 bucks.[4:30:05]   We heard everything you said and we were listening in and confront us.[4:30:12]   Now, if you could find this message, it's like a message in a bottle type of thing[4:30:18]   or like one of those Craigslist lost calls, you know, missed connection,[4:30:23]   missed connection.[4:30:24]   So this is our missed connection.[4:30:26]   And we would have loved to emerge.[4:30:28]   And, you know, fuck.[4:30:30]   And I was thinking about it all night.[4:30:31]   How well do you know this documentary?[4:30:33]   We would have tested that.[4:30:35]   You could have been...[4:30:35]   I could have been like, how many times have you watched the doc?[4:30:38]   Notice anything familiar?[4:30:40]   37 victims I pop out, you know?[4:30:45]   Oh, man.[4:30:45]   And I was wearing the exact same outfit from the 37 victims clip.[4:30:48]   So it would have been...[4:30:52]   They probably would have just started throwing food at us.[4:30:54]   But isn't that nice?[4:30:55]   So people are talking about Chris D'Elia.[4:30:57]   They're out there.[4:30:58]   They know of him.[4:30:59]   They know about the doc.[4:31:01]   How shameful.[4:31:01]   How can Chris go on?[4:31:03]   And this all came out at Christmas.[4:31:06]   Oh, really, dude?[4:31:08]   Isn't that nice?[4:31:09]   This all happened at Christmas.[4:31:10]   He had to face his family, his closest friends.[4:31:14]   They've all seen the doc.[4:31:16]   And if they haven't, again, feel free to shoot them an email.[4:31:19]   We're talking about people who aren't in this picture,[4:31:21]   who were sitting at this table.[4:31:23]   Yeah, they were at the table.[4:31:24]   They're gone.[4:31:24]   Not the people that are in the background of the picture.[4:31:26]   They have nothing to do with this, just to be clear.[4:31:29]   The people who were at this empty table and now they're gone.[4:31:33]   OK.[4:31:33]   Oh, I miss them.[4:31:35]   Yeah.[4:31:36]   Did we ever tell them about Christie baby?[4:31:39]   No, that's what we should end on.[4:31:40]   OK.[4:31:41]   Because we've been meaning to talk about this for weeks,[4:31:43]   but it never feels like the right time.[4:31:45]   So I was getting messages from all sorts[4:31:49]   of anonymous Chris D'Elia type people.[4:31:54]   And they were sending me this message saying, Mike,[4:31:57]   Chris D'Elia is on Instagram.[4:31:59]   He's got an alt account that he uses[4:32:01]   to talk to all his girls on.[4:32:04]   And he uses it to commit all his crimes.[4:32:06]   It's still active.[4:32:08]   And we found the account.[4:32:10]   Here it is.[4:32:13]   I'm pulling it up now.[4:32:15]   There it is.[4:32:16]   Christie baby.[4:32:17]   Remember this?[4:32:19]   You got some spooky detective music[4:32:22]   you put in the background here for me while I fix this?[4:32:25]   This is driving people nuts out there.[4:32:28]   OK.[4:32:29]   Yeah.[4:32:29]   Get me some spooky, nice background music for the people.[4:32:35]   This is it.[4:32:35]   Christie baby.[4:32:37]   Thank you so much.[4:32:39]   Two followers, 40 following.[4:32:42]   Here it is.[4:32:43]   And we were notified about this account months before[4:32:46]   we let the bring back group know,[4:32:49]   which was a couple months ago as well.[4:32:53]   And this is supposedly Chris D'Elia Chris T.[4:32:58]   Christie baby on Instagram.[4:33:02]   And now at the time that this screenshot was taken,[4:33:07]   Chris thought he had this account allegedly under control.[4:33:11]   OK, he thought nobody knew about it.[4:33:15]   And everybody behind the scenes was talking about this account[4:33:19]   and how that they thought it would be funny[4:33:21]   to message this account or follow this account[4:33:25]   to see what the account holder does.[4:33:29]   So I believe the first person to do it,[4:33:31]   was it one of us or was it Jen Kirkman?[4:33:34]   This happened months ago, but I think we did it at the same time.[4:33:38]   We did it at the same time.[4:33:40]   Jane Kirkman goes, OK, I'm following him.[4:33:42]   And then within minutes, she was blocked by the account.[4:33:49]   Now, why, if this was an account of just some girl[4:33:52]   and it wasn't Chris D'Elia,[4:33:55]   why would Jen Kirkman's follow immediately require a block?[4:34:01]   So we decided to run an experiment and we all followed this account.[4:34:08]   We all messaged it.[4:34:10]   We all did whatever we could do at the time.[4:34:12]   And all of it was blocked, deleted.[4:34:18]   And we believe.[4:34:19]   And yeah, I have a screenshot of him deleting the account if you care.[4:34:22]   Yeah, so then we all messaged.[4:34:25]   Yes, we all messaged him.[4:34:26]   We all followed him.[4:34:28]   We didn't.[4:34:28]   Nobody even messaged.[4:34:29]   Oh, it wasn't messaged.[4:34:30]   We just followed.[4:34:30]   Oh, OK.[4:34:31]   Yes, that's how it happened.[4:34:32]   Yes, we all just started following him.[4:34:34]   And after we started following the account,[4:34:38]   I don't even think it was an hour after.[4:34:40]   Sorry, this page is not available.[4:34:43]   He deleted the account.[4:34:46]   Now, if this was just some girl on Instagram and it wasn't[4:34:49]   Kristelia, why would us following him cause her or him to delete the account?[4:34:56]   Interesting.[4:35:00]   And apparently, yes, I guess there is many stories[4:35:03]   that are going to come out about things that this account has done and said.[4:35:08]   Dealings that this account has made.[4:35:10]   Deceitful deals with the devil.[4:35:14]   And I don't think we told you about that.[4:35:16]   And people started commenting Kristy baby stuff and he deleted all of that.[4:35:21]   Then our listeners started going to Kristelia's[4:35:26]   real Instagram, the one that he runs,[4:35:30]   and they started posting.[4:35:31]   They're coming for you, too.[4:35:32]   They're coming to get you, Kristy.[4:35:35]   And stuff like Kristy.[4:35:36]   Every comment immediately deleted by the real Kristelia.[4:35:41]   Just for saying things like, Hi, Kristy.[4:35:45]   Now, why would he delete and block people that say, Hi, Kristy?[4:35:49]   That's why if he wasn't Kristy, wouldn't he just think they're calling him a short[4:35:55]   pet name and it's one of his fans?[4:35:59]   So he deleted all the comments that said, Hi, Kristy, to him on his real account.[4:36:04]   To me, that's proof.[4:36:06]   I mean, isn't that enough proof here?[4:36:08]   I think we have something else.[4:36:10]   Let's see.[4:36:11]   So I'm getting old in my old age.[4:36:14]   Here's one.[4:36:18]   Let's see.[4:36:19]   Hey, Kristy.[4:36:20]   See you soon.[4:36:20]   Deleted.[4:36:21]   This one was deleted.[4:36:22]   Hey, Kristy.[4:36:23]   See you soon.[4:36:24]   So everyone was posting screenshots of their comments showing that they did live on the[4:36:30]   page for them and that Chris had deleted them.[4:36:33]   If you go check his post now, they're all gone.[4:36:36]   So why would he ever delete comments that say Kristy and why right away?[4:36:41]   You know?[4:36:42]   Yeah, we got tons of screenshots.[4:36:43]   That's what I'm scrolling through right now.[4:36:44]   It's just screenshot after screenshot of people leaving comments and those comments have been[4:36:50]   deleted.[4:36:52]   Scary, right?[4:36:54]   Ooh, it looks like Jen Kirkman is in the chat.[4:36:56]   Oh, Jen Kirkman.[4:36:57]   I'm proud to say I told Mike and Jules about Kristy baby months ago and they kept my secret.[4:37:01]   Then one day I decided it's time for us all to strike at once and I've never been more[4:37:06]   proud to be behind a red bar prank in my whole life.[4:37:09]   Wow, Jen Kirkman and you thought she was evil, huh, fellas?[4:37:12]   But I don't want to ruin this chat with a former comedian in it, but hugs to all respect.[4:37:18]   Thank you, Jen Kirkman.[4:37:19]   Thank you.[4:37:20]   In the chat right now, helping us to take down Chris D'Elia.[4:37:24]   Okay, let's see what else we have here about Chris.[4:37:27]   Chris's brother was doing some stuff, but I think there's brothers in on it now.[4:37:32]   You know, I wanted to show some clips from, didn't we have like a podcast of his, the[4:37:37]   King Sing just to show how shitty he looks right now?[4:37:40]   Right here.[4:37:41]   Yeah.[4:37:43]   Next up.[4:37:45]   Great.[4:37:45]   Let's see this.[4:37:47]   Chris D'Elia, Kristy baby.[4:37:49]   Sorry.[4:37:49]   I don't have that yet.[4:37:51]   Oh, here you go.[4:37:52]   Chris looking very disgusting in this episode.[4:37:55]   Let's take a look.[4:37:57]   Okay.[4:37:57]   You could kill that music because you can't get away with it.[4:38:00]   Yes, I don't want to get away with leather pants on worst job in the world.[4:38:05]   Rockstar dude.[4:38:06]   That's photoshopped.[4:38:13]   The golden hour.[4:38:15]   Please allow me to reintroduce the golden hour.[4:38:20]   There he is.[4:38:20]   Hey Brandon.[4:38:21]   Cheers.[4:38:24]   Nothing can stop.[4:38:25]   Oh, there he is.[4:38:26]   What were you doing in that store?[4:38:28]   Griffin.[4:38:31]   What is Chris?[4:38:36]   Oh, they think they're 80 because they don't follow new law.[4:38:48]   Merry Christmas.[4:38:49]   Yeah.[4:38:49]   Merry Christmas fellas.[4:38:50]   It's going to be Christmas in a few days.[4:38:52]   It's going to be Christmas in a few days.[4:38:54]   So yeah, here's our question.[4:38:55]   Do we know if this was recorded before or after doc?[4:38:58]   What date was it posted?[4:38:59]   And I talked to Kyle.[4:39:00]   He said nobody knew the doc was coming besides some of his close friends.[4:39:04]   And Alice, by the way, which maybe she's telling everybody can't trust that Alice either.[4:39:11]   So, um, yeah, but, uh, apparently, cause I was very curious, you know, uh, Chris put[4:39:16]   this out and he put out a podcast with his wife, Christian, which we're going to show[4:39:19]   you a clip from that it premiered on December 22nd, which is after the doc, but I don't[4:39:24]   know if they recorded it.[4:39:25]   All these guys, you know, the richer the guy, the further in advance it's been prerecorded,[4:39:30]   you know, cause that's how much they care about you.[4:39:33]   But look at Chris here today.[4:39:35]   You know, I was looking for, does she know, you know, is this podcast going to be awkward?[4:39:39]   I was looking for signs of, you know, he just saw the doc and I did see some signs.[4:39:44]   So that's why I'm asking, did it come up before or after the doc?[4:39:47]   Cause Chris looks wickedly bad, like as if he'd been staying up all night, I'll get[4:39:55]   some more grotesque clips and he's not performing very well either.[4:39:59]   And I just got to say, could these three guys have less chemistry?[4:40:03]   Like this is the worst combination of guys for a podcast that I could ever think of.[4:40:08]   Look at the mustache you've chosen.[4:40:12]   I mean, if that's all he did, I would say that's enough for that entire Reddit to be[4:40:16]   justified.[4:40:17]   Look at your mustache.[4:40:19]   That's not correct.[4:40:21]   All right.[4:40:22]   And then you go over here again.[4:40:24]   I told you the story about that 55 inch TV.[4:40:26]   What more do you need?[4:40:27]   This guy sucks.[4:40:28]   I used to harass him because he used to do quarantine cooking.[4:40:33]   He'd be making like box mac and cheese and then adding in like some grew red thinking[4:40:41]   that that was like gourmet.[4:40:42]   I mean, it couldn't have been a sadder scene.[4:40:44]   He had those heating element twists as stovetops, you know, that you get for a hundred bucks[4:40:51]   in like a loaner apartment.[4:40:52]   If you're a bomb, the city gives it to you to get you off the street and they'll give[4:40:56]   you those.[4:40:56]   Even the bums apartments that the city gives to you in New York or something are nicer[4:41:00]   than where Eric was living.[4:41:02]   I couldn't believe it.[4:41:03]   I mean, he's, I don't know what he's spending his money on.[4:41:05]   Maybe he's not making any money, you know, he lives in something that like, I wouldn't[4:41:10]   even go to college in.[4:41:13]   They're like, you're, you just turned 18.[4:41:15]   You have to go to college and we got you a free apartment.[4:41:17]   I would go, that's places very low rent.[4:41:22]   Please no.[4:41:24]   And then again, look at Chris's face here.[4:41:28]   This is what the ladies need so much.[4:41:30]   This is whatever.[4:41:32]   I'm sorry.[4:41:32]   I didn't mean to play that.[4:41:34]   Wow.[4:41:34]   Where did he go?[4:41:36]   Okay.[4:41:36]   Let's hear a little bit from these guys.[4:41:39]   Come on guys.[4:41:40]   We don't have time.[4:41:41]   Come on.[4:41:41]   Yeah.[4:41:42]   Merry Christmas, fellas.[4:41:42]   It's going to be Christmas in a few days.[4:41:44]   It's good, dude.[4:41:44]   It's going to be Christmas in a few days.[4:41:46]   Okay.[4:41:46]   And Kristen has like eight more trees.[4:41:48]   Yeah, I know.[4:41:48]   I know 16 trees.[4:41:51]   How about the fact that[4:41:52]   you might as well be doing way higher since the doc.[4:41:59]   I mean, dude, this looks like one of those drawings you make of him to[4:42:03]   predatorize him.[4:42:05]   Chris, this is not no dent.[4:42:10]   I mean, look at that.[4:42:12]   Look at your hair.[4:42:12]   Look at your head shape.[4:42:15]   This is like how you must hate yourself the most being seen.[4:42:19]   Right?[4:42:19]   How is he allowing this to be filmed?[4:42:21]   I don't know.[4:42:22]   Look at your eyes.[4:42:23]   It looks like you've been up all night worrying about docs.[4:42:27]   Documentaries, of course.[4:42:29]   I mean, look at your egg.[4:42:31]   Your cranium.[4:42:32]   This is a crinormic, craniastic, ugly nerd head.[4:42:39]   Even your victims are like, oh my, I'm like,[4:42:42]   I'm like even embarrassed that I don't like this guy.[4:42:45]   They're like goofing around now after seeing this.[4:42:48]   Your power has gone now.[4:42:50]   You know that, right?[4:42:51]   And coupled with that, he's being forced to wear that cool clothes.[4:42:57]   Yeah.[4:42:57]   It's like, oh yeah.[4:42:58]   How's your Christmas going?[4:43:00]   And look at the back of your head.[4:43:02]   I mean, Edgar Allen Poe called and he's like harassing.[4:43:07]   We still have the mask by the way.[4:43:09]   We might still have the Crystalia mask.[4:43:11]   We had to get rid of the mannequin when we moved.[4:43:13]   We literally bought.[4:43:14]   We built a Crystalia robot out of a mannequin and an Edgar Allen Poe mask.[4:43:20]   Looked identical.[4:43:23]   Let's hear from these boys.[4:43:25]   Cheers.[4:43:25]   If Kristen was Jewish, we would celebrate Hanukkah from January to January.[4:43:29]   Yeah.[4:43:29]   She has the whole game.[4:43:30]   She wants to celebrate Christmas.[4:43:32]   And well, okay.[4:43:33]   That's frowned upon, right?[4:43:35]   You had a big one.[4:43:35]   And you do Kwanzaa, right?[4:43:37]   For half the day.[4:43:38]   Listen to this horseshit.[4:43:39]   Half the day.[4:43:41]   Eight crazy nights.[4:43:42]   From like eight to nine.[4:43:42]   Oh, look at Chris.[4:43:44]   But they do it.[4:43:45]   I mean, he really looks like a Spider-Man guy.[4:43:48]   Like a Spider-Man villain.[4:43:49]   He did a really heinous face.[4:43:50]   Let me see.[4:43:51]   You do Kwanzaa, right?[4:43:52]   For half the day.[4:43:54]   For half the day.[4:43:54]   Just half the day.[4:43:56]   Eight crazy nights.[4:43:59]   Oh, I got a good one.[4:44:01]   Look at what I found.[4:44:04]   This is what you think women need to be with in your hotel?[4:44:09]   You look like Calvin to go.[4:44:12]   You look like your son.[4:44:14]   You're so ugly in this shot.[4:44:16]   You look like your son.[4:44:20]   Jesus.[4:44:21]   If your son dyed his hair brown, it would be this.[4:44:25]   And that's not good.[4:44:27]   Kristen, this is what you need to be with?[4:44:31]   If you want to be in a polygamist relationship, come with us.[4:44:34]   We got just as much money as this clown.[4:44:38]   Yeah.[4:44:39]   So this is him.[4:44:40]   Look at this strand of hair.[4:44:41]   I mean, he's really disgusting.[4:44:44]   He's so ugly, actually.[4:44:46]   This still is shocking.[4:44:49]   I can't look away from it.[4:44:50]   Let's hear what these Mora and look at this one.[4:44:54]   So welcome to three more.[4:44:56]   I mean, could this be a sorrier cast of pathetic loser?[4:45:01]   I mean, what are you doing?[4:45:04]   This is that feeling when you like hung out with a kid that was just a little too much[4:45:09]   of a loser to hang out with in fourth grade.[4:45:12]   And you're like, I feel sick.[4:45:13]   I mean, this kid is like one under me.[4:45:15]   He's disgusting.[4:45:18]   Look at you losers and look at your set.[4:45:22]   You could see the seams in the set.[4:45:24]   It's like, look what you've become.[4:45:26]   Oh, cool.[4:45:27]   Candy canes.[4:45:28]   Is it Christmas?[4:45:30]   How thoughtful of you to decorate the set.[4:45:34]   Oh my God.[4:45:35]   I'm just transported into a nostalgic winter wonderland here.[4:45:40]   What assholes.[4:45:41]   Listen to this.[4:45:43]   But they do it.[4:45:44]   It's more, it's eight nights.[4:45:46]   We didn't get eight small gifts.[4:45:47]   Like you ain't getting a Jewish.[4:45:49]   Yeah.[4:45:50]   I've never heard this one.[4:45:51]   What's the difference between Hanukkah and Christmas sorts of stuff?[4:45:54]   Well, Rachel doesn't.[4:45:55]   She likes to do that.[4:45:56]   Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, send everything you got to this.[4:45:59]   Rachel, make her worry at night.[4:46:02]   You just get married to this guy.[4:46:03]   He's already being accused of all this stuff.[4:46:05]   He hangs out with Chris Delia, the most accused guy.[4:46:08]   Rachel, what kind of life is this?[4:46:11]   And you actually have to get under this guy with his smelly mustache.[4:46:16]   You actually got to get under this big fat fuck.[4:46:18]   There's no way you're attracted to this guy.[4:46:20]   Rachel, come on.[4:46:22]   How much money does he have?[4:46:22]   40 K more than the regular guy.[4:46:27]   Who cares?[4:46:27]   He lives in a town house.[4:46:29]   Rachel, you deserve more than a townhouse.[4:46:31]   I mean, what are you going to this guy in 10 years?[4:46:34]   Imagine how old he's going to look.[4:46:36]   Rachel, let's go.[4:46:38]   Oh, get out of there.[4:46:41]   Like little things that I need.[4:46:43]   And I really like that.[4:46:45]   No, but it'll be like, you know, a new shaving kit, a nose hair trimmer.[4:46:49]   Things you need.[4:46:50]   That makes me sad.[4:46:51]   Things you need and things it's like, she gets you like underwear.[4:46:54]   And this is worth it for all these people to defend him.[4:46:57]   I know this is like, this is again, I needed to show you how diehard the fans are.[4:47:03]   And this is what they've been given.[4:47:05]   This is what they're so they can't live without.[4:47:08]   You turn it on and it's red bar.[4:47:09]   I mean, I mean, that would make sense.[4:47:11]   You're like, okay, I can see how you're conflicted.[4:47:14]   But I mean, this, you can't live without.[4:47:16]   This is what you're going to, you know, risk your employer getting an email from me about.[4:47:23]   I'm kidding by the way.[4:47:25]   And if anyone does it on my behalf, you took a joke too far.[4:47:31]   Oh, there you go.[4:47:32]   She, oh, you wear what kind of underwear.[4:47:33]   It says a lot about you.[4:47:34]   What do you wear?[4:47:35]   Um, this is a great story.[4:47:36]   Okay.[4:47:37]   Let me show you some, is there anything specific in this episode?[4:47:39]   We just want to show you how ugly is.[4:47:41]   Case closed on that.[4:47:43]   And let me show you him and his stupid wife, Kristen.[4:47:46]   Miss Sephora, 1992.[4:47:49]   She looks like she was a pageant kid, you know, where they look all white trash.[4:47:54]   You know, they got this white trash blonde look to them.[4:47:57]   Like the old Taylor Swift used to have where it's like, oh, you were scum.[4:48:03]   Taylor Swift doesn't want you to see that side of her anymore.[4:48:05]   Huh?[4:48:05]   Remember those old pictures of Taylor Swift looking like the KKK.[4:48:10]   I mean, she really looked like a white trash.[4:48:15]   You excited for the era's tour?[4:48:16]   She looked like someone from Justified.[4:48:18]   Oh, the era's tour.[4:48:20]   Yeah.[4:48:20]   I hope she does the newest era.[4:48:22]   Thank you very much.[4:48:23]   I don't need anything from red.[4:48:25]   Disagree.[4:48:26]   Okay.[4:48:26]   Anything where the guy who plays electric guitar has a big swoop in a leather vest.[4:48:31]   I don't need to hear it.[4:48:32]   Yeah, so we're going to be seeing it.[4:48:33]   Who's that guitarist of hers?[4:48:34]   You've seen that Nikki Glaser?[4:48:35]   By the way, I was introduced to Nikki Glaser last week.[4:48:41]   Don't meet your idols.[4:48:43]   I'll say don't meet your idols.[4:48:45]   Okay.[4:48:46]   All right.[4:48:46]   Let's see.[4:48:46]   What is this here?[4:48:47]   What am I going to next?[4:48:48]   Oh yeah.[4:48:49]   Him and his wife.[4:48:51]   Give me that clip.[4:48:52]   Him and his wife from this morning.[4:48:53]   We watched this or last night we watched it over eating chicken.[4:48:57]   We made a chicken yesterday.[4:49:00]   Indoor beer can elevated chicken using Modelo Mexican beer.[4:49:06]   Guess what?[4:49:07]   Don't use Modelo Tals for your beer can chicken.[4:49:11]   They skimped on the aluminum.[4:49:13]   You see, I can't imagine, you know, their race skimping on quality, but they did.[4:49:20]   And it's the can is so thin.[4:49:21]   It crinkles and cruncles under the chicken.[4:49:24]   The chicken goes cockeyed burning one of its shoulders.[4:49:27]   It didn't though.[4:49:28]   It was amazing.[4:49:29]   It was amazing.[4:49:30]   But don't use Modelo.[4:49:31]   Use an American brand with some class.[4:49:34]   What could have happened if we weren't so apt in the kitchen?[4:49:38]   Yeah.[4:49:38]   Trailer Swift they're calling her now.[4:49:40]   Yeah.[4:49:41]   You can't unsee it.[4:49:42]   Those breast implants don't do me.[4:49:44]   Yes.[4:49:45]   I'm so glad that they're saying ha ha the girls from Justified who are so.[4:49:51]   Yes.[4:49:52]   Well, I like the courtroom lady.[4:49:54]   Yes.[4:49:55]   But that other girl in season one, it's like, you're a Nazi.[4:49:59]   I like how she hangs out with all the Nazi guys in his part of their family.[4:50:03]   And he's like, I love you.[4:50:05]   Well, you were once my fourth grade crush.[4:50:08]   It's like, her forehead is up to here.[4:50:12]   I hate her.[4:50:12]   Okay.[4:50:13]   What's this Chris D'Elia with his wife Yoda's?[4:50:15]   Wait till you see these two.[4:50:18]   Ooh, see that?[4:50:19]   And it's Super Cult Studios.[4:50:21]   You know, he's leaning into this cult.[4:50:23]   He loves the cult.[4:50:24]   Of course.[4:50:24]   Like we didn't all joke about that.[4:50:25]   No one.[4:50:28]   You know, here, watch this.[4:50:32]   Runk.[4:50:35]   She's singing Christmas music as we speak, literally.[4:50:40]   She's singing Christmas music in the other room.[4:50:43]   You can't hear it.[4:50:44]   He's wearing chains.[4:50:47]   You know, this is why I stopped shopping at Kith.[4:50:50]   Yes.[4:50:51]   I ain't shopping at Kith.[4:50:53]   Do your part.[4:50:55]   Don't shop at Kith anymore.[4:50:59]   Okay.[4:50:59]   You don't need any more Stone Island.[4:51:03]   You know, you want to look like him?[4:51:04]   Do not shop at Kith.[4:51:09]   You, you, uh, why is this like this?[4:51:14]   You're singing Christmas music?[4:51:18]   You're singing Christmas?[4:51:19]   He's got this tattoo on his neck, right?[4:51:21]   45.[4:51:22]   They say it's because he spent $45 on that backdrop.[4:51:27]   This is where he's bragging.[4:51:28]   This is what they can't live without.[4:51:30]   They'd rather die and go to jail than live without this.[4:51:34]   Watch this.[4:51:34]   Christmas music.[4:51:42]   Ooh, look at him.[4:51:44]   He's in his own hell.[4:51:47]   I think you were.[4:51:49]   Oh God.[4:51:50]   Every time he looks, I mean, he really looks like, so put upon came out.[4:51:55]   They said they recorded it one day before the doc.[4:51:59]   They claim this came out, you know, and if anybody, please keep tabs on Chris.[4:52:04]   Let me know what he did right after that doc.[4:52:07]   It's very important to me to know what he did moments after the doc, what he's doing[4:52:12]   now.[4:52:13]   You know, I heard he's a lot of his shows have been removed from his website.[4:52:17]   He's afraid people are going to contact the club.[4:52:20]   Very easy to contact these clubs.[4:52:22]   Nothing wrong with it.[4:52:23]   I think you should be aware of this YouTube video.[4:52:26]   They claim that he picks girls from audiences, which you supply, you know, and do you really[4:52:32]   want to facilitate another one of these?[4:52:35]   We're just warning you the upcoming clubs.[4:52:39]   Let's see what he does here with his wife.[4:52:40]   I don't know.[4:52:40]   She says, imagine having your wife on a show.[4:52:43]   Well, she sings Christmas music and she absolutely does it to, you know, I mean, she probably[4:52:49]   didn't even hear it.[4:52:50]   Honestly, uh, Kristen probably didn't even hear it.[4:52:53]   It's the night.[4:52:54]   Oh, well, I guess I shouldn't say that.[4:52:57]   Well, I guess this comes out the 19th in December.[4:52:59]   When is this going to come out?[4:53:01]   I don't know when this will come out.[4:53:02]   What is this?[4:53:03]   Uh, let's see.[4:53:05]   Let's see it.[4:53:06]   I don't know what it's coming out close to Christmas.[4:53:07]   I know that 40.[4:53:08]   I think that's when she comes out.[4:53:10]   Yeah.[4:53:10]   So it's Chris, Kristen, and then what's his son's nickname?[4:53:13]   Hot Chris buns.[4:53:17]   Was that his son's name?[4:53:20]   Listen to this.[4:53:21]   Calvin is his son's name.[4:53:23]   That retard who looks like something you'd find in a cheap fish tank.[4:53:29]   His son, Calvin, guess what is what they call him for short?[4:53:33]   Cal.[4:53:35]   All my HBO max subscribers stand on up.[4:53:39]   You know what I'm talking about?[4:53:40]   Who was the biggest creep in euphoria?[4:53:45]   Cal, the dad, he named him son after Cal from euphoria.[4:53:51]   Look it up.[4:53:52]   This guy was into trans.[4:53:54]   So his son's probably trans men.[4:53:59]   Named Jules.[4:54:02]   That ruined you for me, by the way, that show euphoria.[4:54:05]   Every time I look at Jules, I think, could she be trans?[4:54:08]   Because I would not stand for that.[4:54:09]   That's my final answer here.[4:54:11]   She's coming.[4:54:12]   What you're doing?[4:54:14]   I just let's explore.[4:54:15]   Let's see what we see.[4:54:17]   He's got his laptop.[4:54:18]   Oh, she's making a coffee.[4:54:18]   Nice.[4:54:20]   She making a coffee.[4:54:20]   So she is making a coffee.[4:54:22]   Now here's the deal.[4:54:23]   I guarantee she's going to look.[4:54:24]   This is a Christmas.[4:54:25]   This is basically we're doing a two-parter with Kristen because she loves Christmas.[4:54:29]   And I told you, uh, this, uh, I've been working too hard and I thought that, you know, since[4:54:33]   we had David Sullivan on the show, we could also have Kristen on the show and this way[4:54:37]   I'll be refreshed and rejuvenated for the new year.[4:54:40]   And I could start doing, um, such nervous eyes, obviously the podcast is solo.[4:54:47]   Um, so yeah.[4:54:48]   So I guess for now we can just do my dates here.[4:54:51]   As she made the dates, these dates need to stop.[4:54:54]   Huh?[4:54:55]   Oh, fellas enough with these dates.[4:54:59]   I don't think this guy should be going on day.[4:55:01]   Let's put a hindrance on those very important dates.[4:55:08]   Those dates that are paying his mortgage, those dates that are keeping this whole shebang[4:55:13]   in operation.[4:55:14]   There's nothing illegal about a venue deciding to cancel a date.[4:55:20]   Now I'm not in the business of that.[4:55:22]   Of course.[4:55:22]   I'm reaching out to people who are into that type of thing though.[4:55:27]   Can't be blamed for enticing a psycho to email people.[4:55:32]   Or maybe I can.[4:55:33]   I'm willing to take that risk.[4:55:34]   Jen Kirkman will fund me.[4:55:37]   I'm sure if anything shall happen, she's rich.[4:55:41]   She was on Twitter to subscribe to my tour vlogs that, uh, I am used to be like this[4:55:47]   rock star shit.[4:55:48]   Like I would go out on stage and I loved it for that reason, but now I love it because[4:55:52]   it's just absolutely, I just feel very grateful.[4:55:55]   And that's what I was describing on.[4:55:56]   I think my Boston or my, not my Boston one, but my, uh, it might've been my Boston one[4:56:00]   or my Denver one or my, uh, my, uh, Cheyenne one, uh, my tour vlog.[4:56:04]   Anyway, what?[4:56:04]   Anyway.[4:56:05]   Anyway.[4:56:05]   Yeah.[4:56:06]   Wow.[4:56:07]   If some guy was talking like that in a movie, it would be like cute to think she's fucking[4:56:12]   up to something.[4:56:20]   Okay.[4:56:21]   What's he up to as his wife enters?[4:56:25]   You ever heard me fucking act like that?[4:56:32]   Hello.[4:56:36]   And then this bitch comes in with her champion streetwear as if she ever fucking wore anything,[4:56:42]   but the gayest fucking mall clothes before she met him.[4:56:46]   You know, this is an out of it fucking rich, stupid bitch.[4:56:51]   She doesn't know anything about cool clothes.[4:56:52]   That's why she has this dumb mom haircut.[4:56:56]   Okay.[4:56:57]   She probably watches the Hannah sluss Instagram stories to figure out recipes.[4:57:04]   She's a fucking moronski and he's trying to kith her up.[4:57:11]   Let me give you a kith.[4:57:12]   She's like a kiss.[4:57:12]   No, a kith gift card.[4:57:14]   So you could dress like me, bitch.[4:57:17]   My Cheyenne one, uh, my tour vlog.[4:57:20]   Anyway, what?[4:57:20]   Anyway.[4:57:21]   Anyway.[4:57:21]   Yeah.[4:57:21]   You look great.[4:57:21]   The camera loves you.[4:57:23]   But you got to talk into this.[4:57:25]   It's one of the main things now.[4:57:27]   Hello, Kristen.[4:57:29]   Hi, sweetie.[4:57:30]   Hi.[4:57:31]   You have a, this on backwards, you know that?[4:57:34]   Do you want me to change it?[4:57:35]   I want you to know how they interact.[4:57:36]   You know, we don't show enough of this.[4:57:38]   People don't examine this enough.[4:57:40]   It's never in your face.[4:57:41]   Why is she doing this?[4:57:42]   I like, whenever I see them together, it just blows my mind.[4:57:46]   Like, and also if she is willing to look at him like this, that's why I think she's involved.[4:57:52]   That's what I mean.[4:57:52]   If, I mean, I'm not saying anything, but if she's willing to stick with him through this,[4:57:57]   why like show your face and be a part of his show?[4:58:01]   Yeah, sorry about that.[4:58:03]   Look how much makeup she puts on looking like Paula Abdul, her nose.[4:58:09]   And, uh, it's just very creepy.[4:58:11]   I just want to play some of this so you can see how the, and look how Chris is looking at her.[4:58:16]   You know, he's really taking it to the edge, huh?[4:58:18]   Putting his wife into the podcast.[4:58:21]   Hey, get out of there.[4:58:22]   Oh, really?[4:58:23]   Dude.[4:58:25]   Oh, really?[4:58:26]   Stop it.[4:58:27]   Stop.[4:58:27]   This is so unprofessional.[4:58:28]   We got victims.[4:58:29]   Watch.[4:58:30]   Okay, let's watch.[4:58:31]   That's okay.[4:58:32]   Okay, cool.[4:58:32]   It says Calvin, but it's backwards.[4:58:34]   It's very cute.[4:58:35]   Um, and, uh, how are you feeling first of all?[4:58:39]   Well, I asked that because I caught you singing chestnuts roasting on an open fire.[4:58:45]   And now you weren't singing it that good.[4:58:46]   Obviously.[4:58:47]   That's not true.[4:58:48]   What?[4:58:49]   I think if we had a competition between who was a better singer, I would win.[4:58:53]   You are a pretty damn good singer if I'm going to give you.[4:58:56]   Yeah.[4:58:56]   Cause when you know how I said like taking liberties and I was leaving and you were singing,[4:58:59]   take me out to the ball game.[4:59:01]   It was funny.[4:59:02]   Not my best work though.[4:59:03]   No, but I actually thought that live in a plane home.[4:59:08]   All right.[4:59:08]   We're going to show you a choice clip.[4:59:09]   Let's go to four.[4:59:10]   Oh, Christian comes out.[4:59:11]   Okay.[4:59:11]   Let's go to 28 35.[4:59:14]   Good eyes today, by the way.[4:59:16]   Oh, thank you so much.[4:59:17]   I got lasik surgery at a Jewish doctor's office and he gave me lasik surgery 28 35.[4:59:25]   I met a doctor so Jewish.[4:59:27]   I almost ripped that Cape off and skedaddled, but he was too good.[4:59:35]   I had a doctor so Jewish that I was about to call the police during my meet and greet[4:59:41]   with him at the appointment.[4:59:42]   But he was so good at tricking me that I stayed and I booked a followup.[4:59:50]   That's how Jewish this fucking guy was.[4:59:52]   28 35.[4:59:53]   Listen to this.[4:59:54]   This guy was so Jewish that he lied to my face and I gave him more dates to see him.[5:00:03]   28 35.[5:00:05]   This doctor.[5:00:07]   Oh my God.[5:00:08]   Was he so good?[5:00:09]   And I could see what Kanye meant.[5:00:13]   Watch.[5:00:14]   Listen to this great.[5:00:15]   You're great.[5:00:16]   And I say it on my podcast.[5:00:18]   And sometimes I honestly say, like, you're my angel.[5:00:21]   And I don't actually like the way I say that because you're an angel and I am lucky enough[5:00:26]   to wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.[5:00:28]   Listen to this one more time.[5:00:30]   My angel versus an angel.[5:00:32]   Hmm.[5:00:33]   Interesting.[5:00:34]   And sometimes I honestly say, like, you're my angel and I don't actually like the way[5:00:38]   I say that because you're an angel and I am lucky enough to be around you.[5:00:44]   Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.[5:00:45]   You're allowed to call your wife.[5:00:48]   My angel.[5:00:50]   You're allowed to call your dog.[5:00:51]   My whatever your kid, my whatever it is.[5:00:56]   Yours only a person being accused of a power manipulation ring would try to virtue signal[5:01:06]   that, oh, I would never call you my angel.[5:01:08]   You are an angel.[5:01:09]   Okay.[5:01:10]   Let's not.[5:01:11]   I would.[5:01:12]   Nothing is mine, of course.[5:01:14]   No, your wife is yours.[5:01:17]   By the way, if there's any discussion about otherwise, not here.[5:01:22]   These wives are more than what's allowed, by the way.[5:01:27]   So the fact that he backs off of that means, oh, wait, wait, wait.[5:01:30]   I do.[5:01:31]   I have this my thing where I steal all these women's souls.[5:01:34]   Right.[5:01:34]   So I can't look at this.[5:01:35]   And she's like, oh, thank you.[5:01:37]   Like if I call Jules my anything, she'd be fucking honored because I'm not out there[5:01:43]   stealing people, which is another term for cheating.[5:01:48]   And look at this fake thinking face.[5:01:51]   Only a complete liar from a film thinks like this.[5:01:54]   Imagine ask me a question, Jules.[5:01:57]   Why are you calling me your angel?[5:02:03]   That's movie shit.[5:02:04]   No one thinks like that, unless they're completely acting.[5:02:08]   Watch this.[5:02:09]   Sometimes I honestly say like, you're my angel.[5:02:11]   And I don't actually like the way I say that because you're an angel and I am lucky enough[5:02:17]   to be around you.[5:02:19]   Oh, that's how I like to say it better than that.[5:02:21]   If I said that to Jules, she would think something's up.[5:02:25]   She would think, okay, what the hell is going on?[5:02:27]   I can't believe it's happening.[5:02:30]   Like, what do I do?[5:02:31]   What do I do?[5:02:33]   You know, I would think you were cheating.[5:02:35]   Yeah.[5:02:36]   And she's like, look at this face.[5:02:38]   Oh, thanks, babe.[5:02:40]   That's the face you look at somebody like across the courtroom deposition table.[5:02:46]   This is nuts.[5:02:48]   But I say, you're my angel.[5:02:49]   And I don't like the way that says every time I say that, I'm like, I kind of cringe because[5:02:52]   it's not, I don't think that's right to say, but yeah, I'm all right.[5:02:56]   Want to hear why I like you or why I fell in love with you?[5:02:59]   Because of the cult and the manipulation power.[5:03:02]   Why else?[5:03:04]   Money or the reputation?[5:03:08]   It's pretty cool to be with him.[5:03:09]   You ever Googled him?[5:03:11]   A lot of cool articles come up.[5:03:13]   Is that why you love him?[5:03:14]   Or is there something more twisted at play?[5:03:19]   I just don't get it.[5:03:20]   I ate it.[5:03:24]   So this here, built up in my eye, went down on my cheek, built up on my chin.[5:03:29]   It got bulbous, got too heavy and too much liquid fell down.[5:03:32]   Caught it really did love him.[5:03:34]   Like, wouldn't the weight of like, does she ever have to like explain to anyone?[5:03:38]   Like when I'm getting in here, this would be terrible.[5:03:41]   And someone is like, so what do you do for a living?[5:03:44]   I'm like, uh, and then a third guy comes in and we get out of there.[5:03:53]   And it's like, I hate talking about this stuff to normal.[5:03:57]   I'm not trying to be like, but you know, it's, you don't want to open that door.[5:04:01]   And imagine if someone was like, oh, so what's your husband's name?[5:04:06]   And then you're like, Chris D'Elia.[5:04:08]   It's actually Chris D'Elia.[5:04:09]   You ever heard of him?[5:04:11]   It's Chris D'Elia.[5:04:11]   Watch your fucking back.[5:04:13]   Isn't the daily weight of having that on you just so much.[5:04:17]   That's why I say it's not worth it.[5:04:18]   His dad needs to go through some professional embarrassment.[5:04:22]   That's what, you know, his dad is a famous Hollywood producer.[5:04:26]   He's got a lot of famous friends and projects he's currently working on.[5:04:30]   It would be a disaster for him if this tape circulated around one of his current sets[5:04:36]   and all his employees saw what we saw in that tape.[5:04:39]   Oh, Mr. D'Elia, Bill D'Elia, the powerful bill.[5:04:43]   How shameful to have your son involved in a mess like this.[5:04:48]   Maybe he would start hitting him like he's seeing a movie of a powerful dad and son combo.[5:04:54]   I want you to abuse your son.[5:04:55]   So hurt people, hurt people more.[5:04:57]   And then I want that Calvin to go out like the monster.[5:05:00]   He is like that crocodile that he is and eat women whole in Tampa.[5:05:07]   Okay.[5:05:07]   That's what I want.[5:05:08]   I want father like, so I want this to continue going for generations until this whole family's[5:05:13]   behind bars.[5:05:14]   And I don't care how many victims there needs to be as long as I see Chris go.[5:05:20]   That's not true.[5:05:22]   Of course not.[5:05:23]   I was just still thinking about this.[5:05:25]   I was waiting for her.[5:05:26]   That's a test on her.[5:05:28]   Cheers everybody to a wonderful jingle home.[5:05:30]   Of course, the day after Christmas, you know, we got a big trip coming up.[5:05:34]   I got to slow down on these, but I will take one more with my friend.[5:05:37]   These are my friends.[5:05:38]   They only had one today and there's only one sip left.[5:05:41]   Slow down because Jules and I are in an alcoholic turmoil where we're all whacking each other,[5:05:47]   screaming holes through the door.[5:05:52]   Let's see.[5:05:52]   Why don't we read the chat?[5:05:54]   Anything good in the chat there, Jules, while I take a sip of my Kirkman brandy?[5:06:01]   Stupid.[5:06:02]   John Kirkman must think I got some scheme going on, you know, to set her up or something.[5:06:06]   There's no scheme.[5:06:07]   I always feel, you know, very bad about them.[5:06:10]   Get the au pair.[5:06:11]   Yes, he was raised by an au pair.[5:06:15]   That whole family, you know, I've seen that on American Horror Story.[5:06:18]   Legions of Mike's victims.[5:06:21]   You know, fuck Calvin.[5:06:23]   We should get shirts.[5:06:24]   Fuck Calvin.[5:06:24]   I feel like it's possible that he's still manipulating her too.[5:06:30]   Yeah.[5:06:30]   Because that's what I said before is...[5:06:33]   Well, think about it.[5:06:35]   Like, why wouldn't you...[5:06:35]   You don't even have to think about it, dude.[5:06:37]   I'm like dying.[5:06:37]   I ran out of water.[5:06:38]   Every time something comes, she probably just wants to suppress this and not think about it.[5:06:42]   Well, that could be one of the answers.[5:06:43]   And then every time something like this comes up,[5:06:45]   he's somehow able to explain it away.[5:06:49]   Well, I think here's what I think.[5:06:52]   I mean, she met Chris.[5:06:53]   She got impregnated by Chris at the same time all this other stuff was going on.[5:06:58]   So he must have approached her the same way he's approached everybody.[5:07:01]   What do you think?[5:07:02]   He only chose one golden goose to approach differently.[5:07:06]   So she was approached the same way as everybody else.[5:07:08]   She knows what's going on.[5:07:10]   She knows what his game was to her to get her.[5:07:13]   But the only difference is she ended up getting pregnant,[5:07:17]   probably threatened him with something.[5:07:19]   I want to keep this baby and I want a nice house and I want to keep this baby.[5:07:23]   As she should.[5:07:25]   Well, no, I don't believe that.[5:07:26]   I believe nobody should have a baby.[5:07:28]   You shouldn't be...[5:07:29]   No, no one should have a baby with Crystalia ever.[5:07:32]   Sorry, if you do that, you're on hell's record.[5:07:34]   At least.[5:07:35]   And but of course, what do you think?[5:07:38]   He was the only girl or she was the only girl that he was ever nice to?[5:07:42]   And normal and all these other instances are just, I mean, you know,[5:07:46]   he's calling the girl two weeks ago.[5:07:49]   She's been through this whole thing.[5:07:51]   She's just the winner.[5:07:54]   You know, the other girl was a girlfriend too.[5:07:56]   And the other girl would, Jasmine would probably love to be the wife.[5:08:01]   If Chris just said, I'll be husband, you be wife.[5:08:04]   Why not?[5:08:05]   Have you seen the white walls?[5:08:07]   Have you seen the candelabra?[5:08:08]   That's not true.[5:08:09]   She's one of the people who came.[5:08:10]   I'm just saying they all start somewhere.[5:08:12]   They all start the same way.[5:08:13]   They all start the same way.[5:08:16]   You know what I mean?[5:08:17]   They all start the same way as he shows interest.[5:08:19]   He does his manipulation.[5:08:21]   And then either end up the wife or the person who tells it to the New York Times.[5:08:27]   You know, and of course she knows.[5:08:30]   Of course, she knows all of it.[5:08:31]   I mean, if this was happening to us and Jules was getting all these messages,[5:08:37]   you know, how sick would you have to be to stand by me like this?[5:08:41]   It would be sick.[5:08:42]   I mean, you would be twisted.[5:08:43]   So even if it was all fake, well, maybe you shouldn't be involved in somebody's getting[5:08:48]   so many framings done to him.[5:08:51]   What about that?[5:08:51]   Isn't that still a thing?[5:08:53]   Like Jules, if I was being framed every second of the day for five years, you'd be like,[5:08:58]   it's just, listen, this guy with hundreds of different people.[5:09:02]   You all have the same story and describe you personally.[5:09:03]   Yes, exactly.[5:09:04]   So it's, you know, enough with this nonsense.[5:09:07]   Enough with what she's doing.[5:09:08]   She's just as guilty.[5:09:10]   Christian, come on down.[5:09:12]   But she could be stuck in his web.[5:09:14]   She could be stuck in his web too.[5:09:16]   But listen, she's not outing him.[5:09:18]   She's working with him.[5:09:19]   She's sharing half his money.[5:09:20]   She's in cahoots.[5:09:21]   She's legally, you know, it's like if we found out that Elon Musk was secretly making[5:09:26]   missiles to blow up the world, the vice president of Tesla would be involved too.[5:09:31]   One part we didn't play all of the girls in the documentary or at least a couple of them[5:09:34]   were saying that he always threatens with suicide.[5:09:37]   When he threatens with suicide, allegedly, she's the mother of his kids.[5:09:43]   And that's what the girl said.[5:09:45]   Most people don't even if like Stavi official probably threaten me with suicide and then[5:09:50]   I'll probably back off.[5:09:51]   I don't want anyone committing suicide tied to me.[5:09:55]   It's eerie.[5:09:57]   Get it?[5:09:58]   I would do a lot if somebody was threatening to commit suicide and so would you.[5:10:03]   Like if somebody was going, oh, yeah, Mike, you talk shit about me one more time.[5:10:08]   I'll commit suicide.[5:10:09]   I swear I'll do it.[5:10:10]   Even if Jim Tripoli said that, I'd be like, OK, I'm not going to.[5:10:14]   I don't want to be involved in anyone's death.[5:10:18]   Sorry, you're the God believers, by the way.[5:10:21]   You think God's going to be cool with all this nasty, nefarious, dark stuff.[5:10:26]   So, yeah, I'm out called suicide.[5:10:29]   You know, imagine these girls and he's picking the girls.[5:10:32]   I know what you're saying about the girls.[5:10:34]   Fine.[5:10:36]   But he's picking them on purpose, don't you see?[5:10:39]   He picks those types of girls on purpose so that it's easier to get out of this stuff[5:10:43]   with.[5:10:44]   Oh, that's just a crazy fucking idiot.[5:10:47]   You know, and his fans do believe that.[5:10:49]   And then you do go, imagine being like imagine if it was you and you're trying to tell the[5:10:54]   world this crazy story and just everyone didn't believe you.[5:10:58]   It would be horrible.[5:10:59]   It would really be frustrating.[5:11:02]   I mean, it would drive you insane.[5:11:06]   I mean, you go crazy because people because like Joe Rogan.[5:11:12]   Yes.[5:11:13]   Finally, these girls know these victims are Chris.[5:11:15]   That's why I can only feel so bad.[5:11:17]   This is how I feel when Joe List releases a movie.[5:11:22]   I got it.[5:11:23]   So imagine how they feel.[5:11:25]   Imagine how they feel.[5:11:27]   And hey, you know, at the end of the day, I don't care what's true.[5:11:32]   I want him gone.[5:11:34]   No, I'm kidding.[5:11:35]   They play that for the court court.[5:11:36]   You're never going to get me.[5:11:38]   I ain't showing up.[5:11:39]   Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.[5:11:42]   And if any of you sue me, it'll be the biggest payday of my life.[5:11:45]   I'll go through it.[5:11:46]   You know, what's the worst it's going to happen to me?[5:11:50]   Cleaning up a fire truck.[5:11:52]   I'll take it.[5:11:53]   That's a federal worker.[5:11:58]   They call it or what do they call that?[5:11:59]   We've got to do.[5:12:00]   I haven't done that before.[5:12:01]   I was busted many years ago, destroying mailboxes as a Ute.[5:12:05]   And I was offered community service.[5:12:08]   They took it.[5:12:08]   I had to clean the fire trucks for eight days straight.[5:12:11]   Was it kind of fun at all?[5:12:13]   Perfectly fun, especially as a kid.[5:12:15]   You had no phone.[5:12:16]   There was no iPhone.[5:12:18]   I was going to be cleaning fire trucks anyway, stupid idiot.[5:12:22]   That's what I was going to say.[5:12:24]   I was a fire truck detailer.[5:12:26]   That's how you are going to eat detail.[5:12:28]   That's why I'm into Adams polishes.[5:12:31]   Mike has an old lady friend that he met at the carwash that he texts about.[5:12:37]   Lori is her name.[5:12:38]   I won't say her last name, but I was at the carwash and I met an older woman named Lori.[5:12:44]   She had a Jeep gladiator all souped up and she saw, you know, my car was going through[5:12:50]   first, they were hand washing it.[5:12:51]   Hers was going second.[5:12:53]   And she's standing out there and she's on her phone and I'm admiring this gladiator[5:12:57]   as it comes by.[5:12:58]   And then she goes, you ever been here before?[5:13:00]   And I go, yeah, they're really actually the best carwash.[5:13:04]   It's like, they're amazing actually.[5:13:06]   You know, I've had my car detailed for like 600 bucks and this is better than the detailing[5:13:10]   for, you know, 80.[5:13:12]   And she goes, yeah, I'm like an expert detailer.[5:13:17]   I go a little overboard, so I want to see how they do compared to my job.[5:13:21]   And then she starts showing me photos of her, like washing this Jeep gladiator and I go,[5:13:27]   wait, that's yours?[5:13:29]   And this is like the most impressive Jeep.[5:13:31]   It had it all.[5:13:32]   But hot designs, lighting, you know, a roof rack from Rhino.[5:13:36]   Those ain't cheap.[5:13:38]   It had it all.[5:13:39]   And I go, that's yours?[5:13:41]   She goes, yep.[5:13:42]   And I'm kind of obsessed with this one product, Adam's polishes.[5:13:47]   And she started showing me her phone.[5:13:49]   She's got a cabinet in her garage, head to toe with Adam's polishes.[5:13:53]   She details her own car.[5:13:54]   It looked incredible by the way.[5:13:55]   It was in 2018.[5:13:56]   It looked brand new.[5:13:58]   And we started talking.[5:14:00]   We hit it off.[5:14:01]   We exchanged numbers and I call her.[5:14:04]   I mean, I text her back and forth to ask her about detailing products and she's very helpful.[5:14:11]   I have a 68 year old woman, friend, short hair.[5:14:16]   She owns a gladiator.[5:14:18]   Her name's Lori.[5:14:20]   She rocks.[5:14:21]   And she goes, anytime you want to come over, we'll detail the cars together.[5:14:25]   I'm meeting these old friends.[5:14:27]   So I'm turning into a real cool adult and I'm proud of you.[5:14:32]   Thank you so much.[5:14:32]   I'm friends with some old ladies here and there.[5:14:35]   I'm friends with this guy, Balenciaga, older women.[5:14:38]   I do get along.[5:14:39]   Well, Renee D'Ambrosio might tell you another story.[5:14:41]   I locked her in a room once in Venice.[5:14:45]   And she's still here today.[5:14:48]   She's still here today.[5:14:50]   I'm going to tell you a true story that it's not a story.[5:14:53]   I'm going to tell you a statement.[5:14:55]   And this is all true.[5:14:57]   How crazy is this?[5:14:58]   Listen to this.[5:14:59]   We have a 68 year old listener named Renee D'Ambrosio.[5:15:04]   And one time she came out to an LA live event and came back to the Airbnb rental we were[5:15:13]   staying in.[5:15:14]   And I locked her in a room with another comedian named Othy.[5:15:22]   And I locked them in the back room and I tied a bungee cord to the door to another door.[5:15:28]   So they couldn't open the door and they were in there for four hours screaming to get out.[5:15:34]   While we laughed and googled and filmed under the door.[5:15:38]   That's all I'll say.[5:15:40]   And I can't say that's a very true story.[5:15:42]   And that woman still listens today.[5:15:44]   That's the kind of stuff we used to do.[5:15:47]   How could you do that?[5:15:48]   And we made a video called locked in a room.[5:15:50]   We made a video out of it called locked in a room.[5:15:54]   That is cancelable.[5:15:55]   That is cancelable in today's standards.[5:15:59]   Back then, that was a funny thing that you could do.[5:16:01]   It was allowed.[5:16:02]   I mean, if someone locked you in a room, let alone at 68.[5:16:07]   They broke the door.[5:16:09]   Think of you now and then think of how your body is going to feel when you're 60.[5:16:14]   Yes.[5:16:15]   And then think about being locked in a room with no phone for four hours.[5:16:18]   With some comedian, some dip ship comedian named Othy.[5:16:22]   We locked them in and we laughed and pretended we weren't there.[5:16:26]   They're like, let us out, Mike.[5:16:28]   And I'm like, and they could hear us.[5:16:31]   And we're like, I'm sticking my iPhone under the crack in the door to film them.[5:16:35]   And they tried busting out the window.[5:16:38]   They broke the door.[5:16:39]   We finally had to let them out because they punched a hole through the door of an Airbnb.[5:16:44]   I was charged like 2,600 bucks that I think Renee paid for.[5:16:49]   You should pay her back as a Christmas gift.[5:16:51]   And you know what?[5:16:52]   Renee still listens to this show and I can't believe that I would ever do that.[5:16:59]   You should do a formal apology to her now that you're older.[5:17:03]   Because thinking of doing something like now, that is very inappropriate.[5:17:10]   The victims right now might be a little worried about this guy.[5:17:15]   I'm telling you, it wasn't nuts back then.[5:17:17]   You got to think back to these old times before all this stuff.[5:17:20]   None of this was nuts.[5:17:21]   I mean, people did bad stuff and it was funny and it was cheered on.[5:17:27]   And you didn't lock her in the room with Othie in like a sexual way, by the way.[5:17:32]   No, it was just happened to me and Renee know each other very well.[5:17:36]   And I just thought, how funny this old lady is locked in a room.[5:17:39]   She's a listener.[5:17:40]   You're stuck with Othie.[5:17:41]   Yeah, you're stuck with Othie.[5:17:42]   There's nothing sexual, of course.[5:17:44]   And we're just laughing.[5:17:45]   And I don't know if she now is listening back to the story going, that is actionable.[5:17:55]   But, you know, we still communicate all the time.[5:17:59]   She always wishes me well.[5:18:00]   And don't worry, Renee.[5:18:01]   If I ever saw you today, I would not lock you in a room.[5:18:07]   No way, by the way, would I ever lock anyone in a room ever.[5:18:15]   I mean, right now, Mike came and was like, I'm going to rent an Airbnb and invite over one guy.[5:18:23]   Yes, you would think no.[5:18:25]   That's how crazy things used to be.[5:18:27]   We used to have live shows and we'd invite all the listeners back to the Airbnb and they'd party[5:18:33]   and it would be like nuts and we'd trash the place.[5:18:35]   We'd throw under my name.[5:18:38]   I was banned from Airbnb, you know, for this very reason.[5:18:41]   And that's how wild it got.[5:18:43]   And you used to be able to do that.[5:18:46]   You know, believe me, Gene Simmons is sitting there like this, thinking about the stuff he did.[5:18:51]   You know, it makes me sick.[5:18:53]   Yeah, I mean, that's just crazy.[5:18:55]   And it wasn't long ago.[5:18:56]   This is like two years ago.[5:18:58]   Just kidding.[5:18:59]   That was 10 years ago.[5:19:00]   And Renee is still a paying member.[5:19:04]   But imagine that.[5:19:05]   Imagine if there was a story like Mike locked a listener in a room.[5:19:10]   I mean, that would make that would be like a huge story on YouTube right now.[5:19:15]   That's how different things are.[5:19:17]   You can't lock people anywhere.[5:19:19]   Like, imagine if David Dobrik locked someone in a room who was screaming to get out.[5:19:27]   Those were the days, man.[5:19:28]   I'm so glad we got to at least live a little bit before the times changed.[5:19:33]   Because I mean, there was beatings, raves.[5:19:38]   No, there's no race.[5:19:39]   Please.[5:19:39]   Trust me.[5:19:40]   It's not funny because the rest of everyone is.[5:19:42]   Does that?[5:19:43]   Yes.[5:19:43]   I know.[5:19:43]   I know.[5:19:44]   That is not it.[5:19:46]   See, this is what pisses us off so much.[5:19:49]   All these jokes.[5:19:50]   Wait, wait, wait.[5:19:51]   Yeah.[5:19:51]   There was a time where all this could be a joke.[5:19:55]   And you know, and you see, like, people like Josh Denny, all these free speech.[5:19:58]   This is why we're so mad at them.[5:20:00]   And like, Kumiya, because you can't joke.[5:20:02]   Like, who else have you seen in the last decade that was able to say the things I've said[5:20:08]   on today's show?[5:20:09]   No one.[5:20:09]   No one will dare.[5:20:11]   Because even if you're kidding, people do do that now.[5:20:15]   So you can't do it.[5:20:16]   You can't say it as a joke because they'll think you're doing it.[5:20:20]   So it really is.[5:20:21]   That's why I get so mad at the Denny's of the world, at the Gavin's, at the Kumiya's.[5:20:26]   And the Krista Lee's.[5:20:28]   Because you can't make these jokes anymore because many of the jokesters really do this[5:20:34]   stuff.[5:20:35]   And that's something that infuriates me because I was doing all this stuff.[5:20:39]   Kevin for Julie says, imagine if they saw the video of the time Mike shaved Oathes head.[5:20:44]   I know I shaved a guy's head.[5:20:47]   Unbeknownst to him.[5:20:48]   And then there's one thing I'm thinking of right now that I don't even want to say.[5:20:51]   You can't probably.[5:20:53]   I don't think I can say.[5:20:54]   I want to say it, but there's one thing.[5:20:56]   It's really a shame because those things are so funny to people.[5:20:59]   They're so fun.[5:21:00]   And to me, if 10 people laugh and one person cries, it's still worth it.[5:21:05]   That's how I lived my whole life.[5:21:06]   Even at school, the principal would go, you were making fun of Megan O'Malley.[5:21:13]   And I go, yes, but so many people found this joy in it that she can fuck her.[5:21:24]   You know what I mean?[5:21:25]   Like, fuck, who cares?[5:21:27]   It was so funny when we all learned a little bit about ourselves that day also.[5:21:33]   Yeah, we do.[5:21:34]   And, you know, making fun of people, you're only going to get a laugh making fun of somebody[5:21:38]   if there's some need for it to happen.[5:21:40]   You know, people aren't just maniacal.[5:21:43]   You know, if I went up to some girl and stabbed her in the neck, nobody's going to laugh.[5:21:46]   But if you're making fun of somebody in the right way and everybody's laughing,[5:21:51]   there's, it might be necessary.[5:21:53]   It might, there might be a reason.[5:21:54]   It's better than Crystalia who goes, a hundred people are laughing and one person gets raped.[5:22:01]   So there's no rape.[5:22:02]   By the way, there's no rape on my records.[5:22:04]   I'm like, well, you never know.[5:22:08]   Okay.[5:22:08]   I think there was another scene from this that I really wanted to show you.[5:22:11]   Uh, oh yeah, this was creepy.[5:22:13]   4310.[5:22:14]   Oh, you don't, you want to skip over the next one?[5:22:17]   We can see it.[5:22:17]   Yeah.[5:22:17]   I like these guys.[5:22:19]   30 minutes.[5:22:19]   Now, why are they all of a sudden talking about how they met?[5:22:23]   Here's something weird.[5:22:24]   Jules and I have been married for five years.[5:22:27]   Nobody gives a fuck.[5:22:30]   I got married to her.[5:22:31]   Nobody asked how we met.[5:22:32]   Nobody asked what's going on.[5:22:34]   Nobody gives a shit.[5:22:35]   We've got no presents for our wedding.[5:22:37]   We didn't have a wedding by the way.[5:22:39]   I refused.[5:22:41]   We did our marriage at a courthouse with a black woman.[5:22:43]   Nobody asked.[5:22:44]   And the black woman goes, do you have anything you want to say to each other?[5:22:48]   And we go, no, thank you.[5:22:49]   We were wearing Adidas by the way.[5:22:52]   That's how you know how un-wedding-y we are.[5:22:56]   Like to me, having a wedding could be worse than committing suicide naked on TV.[5:23:06]   To have to be at a wedding.[5:23:08]   I mean, have you seen what a wedding is?[5:23:10]   A father and son dance?[5:23:13]   No.[5:23:14]   A speech with your brother crying?[5:23:18]   No.[5:23:20]   Wearing those outfits.[5:23:23]   Absolutely not.[5:23:24]   So we got married at the courthouse.[5:23:26]   We were giggling and laughing through the whole time.[5:23:28]   Cause this black woman was like, do you pronounce it?[5:23:32]   And we were like, and we felt so weird.[5:23:37]   But I mean, this might sound like a cope to the trad folk out there, but courthouse weddings[5:23:42]   to me are the most romantic thing you could possibly do.[5:23:45]   If you're putting yourself in, you got to snap out.[5:23:48]   Here's the thing.[5:23:48]   Snap out of it, folks.[5:23:51]   Just because you saw somebody else have a wedding doesn't mean weddings are what happens.[5:23:57]   You can create your own life.[5:24:00]   You know, all these people, they really live on this track where they just go, oh yeah,[5:24:05]   you have this wedding.[5:24:06]   And then like two years from that, at least like you have a kid and then you just celebrate[5:24:11]   all the holidays, just like your dad did.[5:24:14]   And then you just go, why aren't you embarrassed?[5:24:18]   Isn't that?[5:24:20]   Don't you cringe?[5:24:21]   I do.[5:24:22]   I mean, if you don't cringe, if you actually like that stuff, God bless you.[5:24:26]   Close your eyes.[5:24:27]   When's the last time that you saw, no offense, I'm so sorry to everyone out there, but when's[5:24:31]   the last time that you saw a wedding or a picture of someone's wedding and you were[5:24:35]   like, this looks awesome and cool.[5:24:37]   It's the gayest thing in the world.[5:24:39]   You're all dancing and smiling with a bunch of fat oafs and poor people.[5:24:43]   Like, what are you doing?[5:24:46]   I would not get married if we had to get a wedding.[5:24:48]   If we had to have a wedding, I would just not get married.[5:24:51]   I'd be single.[5:24:52]   Really?[5:24:53]   I'd rather you fucking die than have a wedding.[5:24:57]   When Kim and Saul got married in the air courthouse wedding.[5:25:01]   Oh, I was balling.[5:25:02]   Listen, legally, you got to do it.[5:25:04]   I don't know why it's not enough for me to just email some judge and go, I'm married[5:25:08]   now.[5:25:08]   Bye.[5:25:10]   I don't even know what marriage is to be honest.[5:25:15]   I mean, we went, it was like 30 bucks and we got a certificate and we've never, I don't[5:25:20]   know if you have to follow up with it or anything, but these people feel the need.[5:25:25]   Everybody else needs to tell, Oh, let's tell each other how we met.[5:25:28]   Now, why on the day of Chris's documentary, are you reliving how you met?[5:25:33]   Let's hear this.[5:25:34]   Calling the therapy world deflection.[5:25:36]   No, it's one of the tentacles that we use in this podcast.[5:25:39]   We need to get back to the head of the octopus.[5:25:41]   Got it.[5:25:41]   Okay.[5:25:41]   The head of the octopus starring Chris D'Elia.[5:25:44]   Sorry.[5:25:44]   No, no.[5:25:45]   There's no starring.[5:25:46]   You're not in movies.[5:25:47]   Remember Tig Notaro with the removed breasts took your role.[5:25:51]   You look like Tig Notaro suffering from cancer of the breast.[5:25:55]   They've removed her breasts.[5:25:57]   And this is a woman that took your role.[5:26:01]   A woman with no breasts.[5:26:03]   And you sat there.[5:26:04]   Remember he was supposed to be an army of the dead.[5:26:06]   That movie that the director thought he should shoot himself.[5:26:10]   It was awful.[5:26:11]   It gave me a headache.[5:26:12]   Huh?[5:26:13]   It was worse than gravity, which I saw with Renee D'Ambrosio our oldest listener.[5:26:19]   Do you know this?[5:26:19]   Here's another fact.[5:26:20]   Yeah.[5:26:22]   Renee D'Ambrosio visited Chicago to be on the show.[5:26:25]   I used to let listeners be on the show.[5:26:27]   She visited Chicago.[5:26:29]   Me and her alone went to see gravity in IMAX.[5:26:34]   She paid.[5:26:35]   I went with an old lady and saw gravity.[5:26:39]   This happened.[5:26:39]   Cute.[5:26:41]   Okay.[5:26:41]   Listen to this.[5:26:42]   Taylor, the head of the octopus.[5:26:46]   But what?[5:26:47]   So I met you and I had been watching.[5:26:52]   I watched your...[5:26:53]   And why is everyone's wedding and meeting like so important?[5:26:58]   As if.[5:26:59]   You know what I mean?[5:27:00]   We all meet.[5:27:03]   If you're not meeting, you should be the one telling the story.[5:27:06]   Cause that's the wilder tale.[5:27:08]   I mean, I can see being excited about when you first meet.[5:27:11]   You want to hear the story of our first met Jules?[5:27:14]   I was on a children's school trip.[5:27:20]   I saw a kid.[5:27:21]   I grabbed it by the neck.[5:27:24]   Brought it over to me.[5:27:26]   You can't joke about that.[5:27:27]   Cause that's how...[5:27:28]   I put masking tape on her eyes.[5:27:33]   Do something about it.[5:27:36]   College.[5:27:36]   Wow.[5:27:37]   Like, probably, let's see, I was 25 or six when I met you.[5:27:41]   So when I was like 22.[5:27:44]   And I remember thinking like, I bet I would like him.[5:27:48]   Or like, I bet we would get along.[5:27:50]   Okay.[5:27:50]   So you gotta be one of the psychos.[5:27:52]   I mean, you gotta be one of the...[5:27:53]   You saw Chris and you're like, Oh my God, I bet he would like me.[5:27:58]   You saw this psycho with this haircut and you wanted in.[5:28:05]   You know?[5:28:06]   How could she not be the same as everybody else?[5:28:08]   How could she have not heard the same story?[5:28:09]   He just approached her like a gentleman one day.[5:28:14]   Let her lead out of nowhere.[5:28:19]   I mean, the part where they met is an interesting part.[5:28:21]   I want to know, like, what happened when they got together?[5:28:25]   Did you start as part of...[5:28:28]   Did you have to get on your knees?[5:28:30]   Did you have to do all the other stuff?[5:28:32]   Did you find out about the other stuff after you started dating him?[5:28:36]   And by the way, she was impregnated before they got married.[5:28:41]   Are you only married to him because you were impregnated with the retard egg?[5:28:47]   And then I saw you perform and then you were so...[5:28:57]   I liked you so much more than I had ever liked anybody[5:29:01]   that I feel like it jump-started my own[5:29:09]   journey to becoming...[5:29:09]   This is after...[5:29:10]   And she's repeating all this after knowing all the stuff, all the allegations.[5:29:17]   She could look in this man's eye.[5:29:21]   She loves him.[5:29:22]   And she even comments throughout this episode.[5:29:25]   She goes, I love you so much.[5:29:27]   His doc just came out again.[5:29:31]   You can't love him right now.[5:29:33]   You should love him, but be very angry.[5:29:35]   These people must be on heavy Xanax because probably when I'm...[5:29:38]   Yes, Xanax.[5:29:39]   I'm going to be probably worrying about you...[5:29:44]   Yes, exactly.[5:29:45]   I'm already worried about what I've done to Renee.[5:29:48]   Every night after the show, I like go to bed going,[5:29:51]   Oh my God, what's going to happen?[5:29:52]   And by the way, Renee is so old that trust me, it doesn't matter.[5:29:58]   Okay, this isn't a human.[5:30:01]   So if I had this on my back, I would be like, I can't even eat.[5:30:05]   Yeah, exactly.[5:30:07]   And you couldn't look at me like that.[5:30:09]   No.[5:30:09]   Without like shuddering in fear.[5:30:12]   Better person.[5:30:13]   Oh, wow.[5:30:14]   Yeah, because I was like, I need to really get my shit together.[5:30:17]   If I'm going to be like worth him.[5:30:19]   Oh, gosh.[5:30:20]   Yeah.[5:30:20]   And so I really, really did that.[5:30:25]   Look at him.[5:30:27]   Why do you seem like that's bad?[5:30:28]   No, it's great.[5:30:29]   Because he's remembering all the pain in the darkness.[5:30:34]   You look at me like that's bad.[5:30:36]   Yes, because it all is.[5:30:39]   Your son is a demon born out of all this muck.[5:30:44]   Your son will be the biggest monster of the world.[5:30:47]   Him and Northie hooking up Northie West.[5:30:50]   Woo.[5:30:50]   M&M, please denounce Chris D'Elia.[5:30:56]   Yes, M&M.[5:30:58]   We call on M&M, your honor.[5:31:02]   Well.[5:31:05]   Why do you seem like that's bad?[5:31:07]   No, it's great.[5:31:08]   I loved you so much.[5:31:09]   I was like dealing with that kind of actual connection is.[5:31:12]   What do you mean?[5:31:13]   It's so hard to actually feel all those emotions.[5:31:16]   Yeah.[5:31:17]   Yeah.[5:31:18]   Imagine if I said anything resembling a conversation like this live on air.[5:31:23]   You would shoot me dead with a swastika shaped bullet.[5:31:31]   Listen to all these emotions.[5:31:33]   Something I didn't think of.[5:31:34]   I'm just reading the chair comments from the past few minutes.[5:31:36]   Someone says she likes having this over him.[5:31:39]   Yes.[5:31:40]   Makes her in charge for the first time because her father is probably Chris D'Elia part one.[5:31:45]   I guarantee you google his father.[5:31:47]   His father's a cow banging machine.[5:31:51]   This is a Michael Imperioli type dad.[5:31:53]   Worse.[5:31:54]   She's basically Daphne from the White Lotus.[5:31:57]   Yes.[5:31:58]   We've had quite a journey together.[5:32:03]   He can't take it serious because it's so.[5:32:07]   Look at this scene.[5:32:09]   Wait, wait, wait.[5:32:10]   Go back.[5:32:10]   Listen to what she says and look how Chris is responding.[5:32:17]   What do you want?[5:32:18]   Let's hear this.[5:32:19]   They both jingling, jingling, jingling too.[5:32:22]   Look, look how she's making face.[5:32:24]   You just leave.[5:32:29]   We have had quite a journey.[5:32:33]   Why a disgusting journey compared to us.[5:32:38]   So true.[5:32:38]   You know, Jules, if you were on this journey, I mean, I would ask you to shoot yourself.[5:32:43]   Thank you for not taking me on any journey.[5:32:45]   I mean, really.[5:32:46]   We've been on quite a journey of all my accusations and you just standing there, listening to them.[5:32:54]   What's that?[5:32:58]   4310.[5:32:59]   Let's hear some more.[5:33:00]   And please watch all these Christian episodes.[5:33:03]   They're really bizarre.[5:33:05]   4310.[5:33:07]   The probably the age of his dad when he first had his first trans man and Chris found the[5:33:12]   disc.[5:33:14]   4310.[5:33:15]   Believe me, Chris learned this from his father, Bill Delia, working in Hollywood.[5:33:21]   4310.[5:33:23]   Here we go.[5:33:23]   Let's hear this.[5:33:24]   Probably like this.[5:33:25]   And you're talking like this.[5:33:26]   Sounds so much better.[5:33:28]   Yeah, but like you said, I'm a civilian.[5:33:32]   Dude, you got jokes.[5:33:33]   I don't need to be.[5:33:34]   You got jokes in your pocket.[5:33:36]   Jokes in my pocket.[5:33:38]   So hold on.[5:33:39]   So hold on.[5:33:40]   Should we talk about that while we were watching?[5:33:41]   We were watching Oprah and the fucking dude and we're watching Oprah and why men cheat[5:33:45]   and the and the dude in the we're watching Oprah on why men cheat.[5:33:48]   You know, I was talking about this during love is blind.[5:33:52]   Imagine watching one of these shows with your wife and they start bringing up cheaters when[5:33:56]   you've just gone through two years of MSNBC cheating stories.[5:34:01]   How fucking awkward would that be?[5:34:04]   And now they're bringing this up.[5:34:06]   It's like they do.[5:34:08]   They find comfort in bringing up stuff like this so they could seem innocent.[5:34:13]   It's really twisted.[5:34:14]   Like Krista Lee should not be talking about cheating with his wife and laughing it up[5:34:21]   together.[5:34:22]   Listen to this.[5:34:22]   Fuck it.[5:34:24]   So hold on.[5:34:25]   So hold on.[5:34:25]   Talk about that.[5:34:26]   When we were watching, we were watching Oprah and the fucking dude and we're watching Oprah[5:34:30]   and why men cheat and the and the dude and the dude in the in the being interviewed by[5:34:36]   Oprah.[5:34:36]   She was like, so why did you why did you cheat?[5:34:38]   And he was like, man, I don't know.[5:34:40]   He was like, I like this woman because she was showing me adoration and she had jokes[5:34:44]   in her pocket.[5:34:46]   She had a joke in her pocket.[5:34:48]   Yeah, she had jokes in her pocket, dude.[5:34:51]   So we came to the conclusion that men cheat because they're being affirmed by women.[5:34:56]   It's not necessarily the sex.[5:34:57]   They're just like getting adoration.[5:34:59]   Yeah, I mean, if that's like, you know, like what you could handle better than the other[5:35:06]   way around.[5:35:06]   And then, yeah, I mean, that's what it is.[5:35:08]   It's not sex with her.[5:35:10]   I just run away.[5:35:11]   You know, I got this admiration issue.[5:35:13]   So I think that sounds just as bad.[5:35:16]   Like that's just that's worse.[5:35:18]   Just want sex.[5:35:18]   Yes.[5:35:19]   He just thought she was so hot.[5:35:21]   He can't.[5:35:21]   He's just an animal.[5:35:23]   But no, it's that he wants admiration aspect.[5:35:27]   I don't want to.[5:35:28]   Yeah.[5:35:28]   I mean, yeah, it's admiration.[5:35:30]   Look at this by women.[5:35:31]   It's not necessarily the sex.[5:35:32]   They're just like getting adoration.[5:35:34]   Yeah.[5:35:34]   I mean, the common thread.[5:35:36]   I think there's a bunch of different reasons why.[5:35:38]   But yes, cheating is something that we often, you know, talk about, talk about in our relationship.[5:35:45]   Why do you often talk about, you know, what Jules talk about often in a relationship?[5:35:49]   Josh, Danny, it is tweets, not cheating.[5:35:57]   That's not something you should often talk about in your relationship.[5:36:02]   The common thread.[5:36:03]   Yeah.[5:36:03]   I mean, I think there's a bunch of different reasons why.[5:36:06]   Yes.[5:36:06]   Cheating is something that we often, you know, talk about, talk about in our relationship.[5:36:12]   Yeah.[5:36:12]   We do talk about that.[5:36:14]   Oh, then he's goofing.[5:36:19]   Hold on.[5:36:20]   Sorry to interrupt again.[5:36:21]   I know I'm mean.[5:36:22]   No, please.[5:36:23]   Blah, blah, blah.[5:36:24]   But someone in the chat says, PG, Maddie says, yeah, it's not about sex.[5:36:29]   Meanwhile, a year before Chris admitted he was addicted to sex and that's so true.[5:36:33]   His whole excuse is that he was addicted to sex and now[5:36:37]   and now it's telling now kind of lines up more with the cult stuff documentary.[5:36:42]   Yeah.[5:36:42]   So it's making sense.[5:36:44]   And Christian, how much of a part of this do you play?[5:36:47]   And should your rich father find out, would he still have his membership at that golf club?[5:36:55]   Think that fucking, we were God damn it.[5:36:58]   I wanted to do a bit.[5:37:00]   And then we had, how are you ever going to come up with another one?[5:37:04]   There was some bit I wanted to fucking God damn do.[5:37:07]   I'm sure you'll, you'll find 10 to make up for it.[5:37:10]   Sweetheart.[5:37:11]   They won't be good and there'll be stolen from Brian red band.[5:37:14]   All right.[5:37:14]   So that's Chris and his wife.[5:37:16]   How disgusting.[5:37:18]   And maybe his wife needs to have a worse time on line than she's been having.[5:37:24]   I don't know.[5:37:26]   You know, maybe she should have to go through with the girlfriends go through.[5:37:32]   But she could be going through that herself.[5:37:34]   Yeah.[5:37:35]   Do we?[5:37:35]   Yeah.[5:37:35]   We never know.[5:37:36]   We never, but I mean, how long are you going to do it?[5:37:38]   You know, you're doing it and it's hard to excuse.[5:37:41]   That's all.[5:37:42]   Let's take a quick break.[5:37:43]   I got to get some more water.[5:37:44]   We'll be right back on red bar.[5:37:46]   We get some amazing music for you in the meantime here on the break.[5:37:50]   No other show plays music.[5:37:52]   Is there too cheap?[5:37:53]   Here you go.[5:37:54]   Enjoy.[5:37:55]   We'll see you soon.[5:37:56]   We'll be right back.[5:37:56]   Don't go anywhere.[5:37:57]   We take quick breaks.[5:37:58]   Oh, no, I don't like this song.[5:38:06]   Pick the next one.[5:38:08]   I really don't like this one.[5:38:09]   I heard it already.[5:38:10]   There you go.[5:38:13]   Okay.[5:38:13]   I don't like this one either, but that's okay.[5:38:15]   We'll be right back.[5:38:29]   Forget it.[5:38:30]   Cause I won't leave my house until my knees are met.[5:38:44]   He needs to get it.[5:38:46]   She needs to get it.[5:38:47]   In a position where we said it.[5:38:49]   Forget it.[5:38:50]   Why won't you text?[5:38:52]   Haven't even met.[5:38:53]   Won't leave my house until I see it and I get it.[5:38:56]   Cause it's pain without a touch.[5:39:02]   Pain without a touch.[5:39:08]   I need a new, I need a new, I need a new with the jiffy jiff.[5:39:14]   I need a new, can I get a new, I need a new with the jiffy jiff.[5:39:20]   To reach the top, cut off.[5:39:24]   You've had enough is.[5:39:27]   That all you got is pain.[5:39:29]   That is too deep for me.[5:39:50]   I need a new, I need a new, I need a new, I need a new with the jiffy jiff.[5:40:08]   Pain without a touch.[5:40:19]   I need a new, I need a new, I need a new with the jiffy jiff.[5:40:25]   I need a new, can I get a new, can I get a new with the jiffy jiff.[5:40:38]   Bitch, I'm stylish.[5:40:46]   Black talk, big tee shirt, Billie.[5:40:47]   Watch on my wrist, but I want daddy diamonds.[5:40:50]   Niggas talk crazy when I pull up in sight.[5:40:53]   Mile high, run that shit back, bitch I'm stylish.[5:40:55]   Black talk, big tee shirt, Billie.[5:40:57]   Watch on my wrist, but I want daddy diamonds.[5:41:00]   Niggas talk crazy when I pull up in sight.[5:41:02]   Mile high, fuck up for your gas, I'm the pilot.[5:41:05]   Put it in perspective.[5:41:06]   Bitch, I got everything I wanted and some extras[5:41:08]   I am not the type of turnin' into a detective[5:41:11]   Got two on my own phone, rarely even checkin'[5:41:13]   Uber used to boot, I don't call, I just text it[5:41:16]   Yes, I don't bail, my lil' bitch got investment[5:41:18]   Next stop, my Lexus, no bags, he said no bags, she been textin'[5:41:22]   No guestin', so don't text me[5:41:23]   Aye, two pistols, thirties in the clip, these are Kimbo's[5:41:26]   Overhead smack him in his mid, bitch, I'm Kimbo[5:41:29]   He be throwin' cash in the strip, my lil' bitch suckin' dicks for the free[5:41:33]   I got a bitch, but a bitch ain't got me[5:41:35]   I know she trippin' when I'm drippin', so I freeze[5:41:37]   These bitches still talkin' bout me like I'm sleepin'[5:41:40]   But she ain't notice, and three bits of my motherfuckin' tea[5:41:42]   Bitch, I'm stylish, Glock talk, big T-shirt, Billie Eilish[5:41:46]   Propped up, fuckin' up from the back on the island[5:41:48]   Heard he talkin' crazy, I'm like, nah, nah, I'm in sight[5:41:51]   Run that shit back, bitch, I'm stylish[5:41:53]   Glock talk, big T-shirt, Billie[5:41:55]   Watch on my wrist, but I want that diamond[5:41:58]   Niggas talk crazy when I pull up in sight[5:42:00]   Mile high, run that shit back, bitch, I'm stylish[5:42:02]   Glock talk, big T-shirt, Billie[5:42:05]   Watch on my wrist, but I want that diamond[5:42:07]   Niggas talk crazy when I pull up in sight[5:42:34]   I'd like to mention a few names of people that have been helping[5:42:38]   Chris D'Elia this month that you could put pressure on if you'd like[5:42:42]   Rick Glassman and his dad's Marshall rug carpet one[5:42:48]   You've got Michael Lenocchi, Chris's opener, that's a weird guy[5:42:53]   Michael Lenocchi, lookin' to him[5:42:56]   You've got Anthony Amarello, he's a doorman at the Comedy Store[5:43:01]   Lots of very sick things I've heard about him[5:43:05]   Investigate him, if you will[5:43:07]   Of course, we've got Eric Griffin and Brendan Schaub[5:43:11]   And more importantly, once again, Rick Glassman[5:43:16]   Let's put some pressure on Glassman[5:43:19]   I feel like he's involved, he's a sneaky deaky guy[5:43:23]   All right, let's see what else they have in here[5:43:25]   Was that it for the Chris stuff today?[5:43:28]   I think so, that kind of wraps it up[5:43:30]   But definitely watch the doc[5:43:31]   You know what was really funny?[5:43:32]   Logan Paul about four years ago started stealing Chris D'Elia's mannerisms and voice[5:43:39]   Remember that when I showed you that clip?[5:43:42]   Put them together and I showed you head to head how they do it[5:43:46]   And what's very funny is on the same week that the Chris D'Elia documentary came out[5:43:52]   Coffeezilla's Logan Paul documentary came out[5:43:55]   A three-part series doing very well about how Logan Paul scammed everybody with his[5:44:02]   NFT game CryptoZoo[5:44:06]   Okay, this is not Dink Doink[5:44:08]   This is not the other one[5:44:09]   This is CryptoZoo[5:44:11]   And the Coffeezilla documentaries really show how he scammed people out of millions of dollars[5:44:19]   I think, right?[5:44:20]   In total, right?[5:44:21]   That's what they're saying[5:44:22]   Logan Paul has responded[5:44:25]   He says he will address this all on his[5:44:27]   January 3rd[5:44:28]   January 3rd[5:44:31]   On his podcast, he's going to be addressing everything that Coffeezilla accused him of[5:44:35]   Please go watch those documentaries[5:44:37]   This could be a good one[5:44:39]   This could be one that gets in Logan's way for once[5:44:43]   I mean, really, you know, you're accused of stealing 40 million dollars[5:44:47]   Whatever you did with these NFT scams[5:44:50]   The documentaries show all the stuff clear as day[5:44:53]   Logan and team are scrambling right now to come up with their statement[5:44:59]   And Logan says it will be ready on January 3rd[5:45:03]   Wait, should we watch?[5:45:04]   Hold on, there's one part that I just remember[5:45:07]   Oh, okay[5:45:08]   Maybe we should show[5:45:08]   Of the Coffeezilla documentary[5:45:10]   Yeah, yeah, bring it up[5:45:11]   Something that I'm looking forward to[5:45:14]   Let me see if I can find it, though[5:45:15]   This is on the fly[5:45:17]   Mm-hmm[5:45:18]   Yeah, Coffeezilla, of course, dear friend of mine[5:45:22]   You know, and it's very exciting to be behind the scenes[5:45:26]   Hearing all this stuff and seeing what's going to happen[5:45:29]   And we've been telling you since NFTs came out[5:45:32]   Since Logan Paul and Big Mike had been running their scams[5:45:34]   I go, this is going to catch up to them[5:45:37]   Eventually, somebody's going to put this stuff together[5:45:39]   You're going to see this is all a scam[5:45:41]   Okay, I think I found the part I'm looking for[5:45:43]   So basically, Coffeezilla goes through all the details of this big crypto zoo project[5:45:51]   That Logan had[5:45:52]   I'm not even going to try to explain it[5:45:53]   So you should watch it[5:45:54]   Just send it, tell me where to pull it up[5:45:56]   But Coffeezilla ends the documentary with asking all of Logan's victims what they would say to him[5:46:03]   Yes, this is great[5:46:04]   And here's just something that one of the victims has to say[5:46:07]   What's the time code for this?[5:46:09]   Is it queued up?[5:46:09]   It should be queued up, let me know[5:46:11]   Let's take a look at the money once again[5:46:14]   We have degraded down to stealing from the zoos[5:46:18]   What will I say to Logan Paul and his team?[5:46:21]   So here's one of the victims of crypto zoo[5:46:23]   He invested a lot of money, lost a lot of money[5:46:26]   This guy here[5:46:28]   Let's see what this guy wants to do[5:46:30]   This is ending Logan Paul's biggest scam[5:46:34]   This is part three of the documentary[5:46:36]   And this is what one of the victims wants to do[5:46:39]   And I think we should greatly try to help him do this[5:46:42]   Listen to this[5:46:43]   Stealing from the zoos[5:46:46]   What will I say to Logan Paul and his team if I could?[5:46:49]   Well, actually I could because I have an NFT from other projects[5:46:55]   That gives me the right to see Logan Paul[5:46:59]   He's got an NFT from another Logan Paul project[5:47:02]   And one of the perks was the right to meet Logan Paul[5:47:06]   So one of the victims of crypto zoo[5:47:09]   He's got this, he could literally sue Logan[5:47:11]   If Logan doesn't provide this perk[5:47:13]   Listen to this[5:47:14]   From other projects[5:47:15]   That gives me the right to see Logan Paul[5:47:19]   To meet and greet with him[5:47:21]   And I will actually use that right to tell him this story again[5:47:27]   Show him this video in front of me[5:47:29]   And see how he reacts when he sees that my family[5:47:33]   My whole family and my kids[5:47:35]   My whole family and my kids are affected with this situation[5:47:38]   Because I think that's not human[5:47:40]   You would think Logan would have[5:47:42]   Yes, okay I agree[5:47:44]   Use your right to see Logan Paul[5:47:46]   And anything we got to do to make that happen[5:47:48]   I told coffeezilla anything this guy needs let us know[5:47:53]   We'll fully fund his flight[5:47:55]   Meet Logan Paul[5:47:56]   Show him the video[5:47:56]   Record it all[5:47:57]   Yes, I would love this[5:47:58]   Logan has to fund it[5:48:00]   Well, I'll fund it too[5:48:01]   Logan Paul's in a lot of trouble with this[5:48:07]   Please watch these documentaries[5:48:09]   I'm so happy[5:48:11]   Again, I got coffeezilla handling all my serious accusations[5:48:18]   I've got this guy Kyle[5:48:19]   Handing all my serious accusations about Chris[5:48:22]   Not that I got them[5:48:23]   But I mean they're doing it[5:48:24]   And this is like a dream come true[5:48:27]   My biggest wish[5:48:28]   And I'll put this out there[5:48:29]   Is that can a Denny thing happen soon?[5:48:36]   I mean Denny is like a million times worse[5:48:38]   We got to show you his latest tweets[5:48:41]   Some of those however[5:48:42]   Josh Denny, right?[5:48:44]   You know it's hard to bring him up amongst all these stars[5:48:48]   Because he's so small time[5:48:49]   But you got to see these two tweets here[5:48:51]   That's what we mean[5:48:52]   We would love for somebody to take him off our hands[5:48:55]   Yes, please take Josh off our hands and do one of these[5:48:59]   You know that's all really I want with all this stuff[5:49:02]   That's what frustrates me the most[5:49:04]   Is that I want everybody to know about these guys[5:49:07]   And oh god Denny's science teacher line[5:49:11]   Well that's a big one[5:49:12]   I think Josh Denny tries to make[5:49:14]   Just put that in there[5:49:14]   Did we play that on the show already?[5:49:16]   I don't think so[5:49:18]   No we did not[5:49:19]   Okay look at this one[5:49:19]   This one's great though[5:49:20]   This is from Twitter[5:49:22]   And he posted this on Christmas day[5:49:25]   I couldn't believe this[5:49:26]   Look at this[5:49:27]   He goes this is a house of God and Zeedy[5:49:32]   I'm like what the hell is Zeedy[5:49:34]   And then I see this picture[5:49:36]   And you can see it's on his poor ass kitchen counter[5:49:39]   His tile counter[5:49:39]   This is where his Twitter station is by the way[5:49:42]   That's how close the Zeedy is to his office[5:49:47]   This is not only Zeedy[5:49:49]   But it is gluten-free dairy-free vegan and amazing Zeedy[5:49:57]   From Josh himself[5:49:58]   Would you like me to post the recipe[5:50:00]   And they voted no I hate joy and food[5:50:06]   Josh Denny decided on Christmas he was going to post this Zeedy he made[5:50:11]   And again it is gluten-free dairy-free vegan[5:50:17]   And look at this[5:50:18]   I don't know if I'd even eat the best Zeedy[5:50:22]   I don't know if that's a thing amongst a certain crowd[5:50:27]   But to eat anything like this[5:50:31]   At this time[5:50:33]   At this era in culture[5:50:38]   To eat something like this[5:50:39]   I don't know what the cost would be[5:50:43]   For me to go[5:50:45]   Take that spatula[5:50:47]   Cut me a square[5:50:49]   I don't care if the edges are crusty[5:50:51]   Cut me a nice square[5:50:53]   And pile it high on my plate[5:50:55]   And then I'm supposed to take a fork and push through[5:50:58]   And take a nice big slice of this[5:51:03]   Why would I ever do that?[5:51:07]   Who would do that?[5:51:08]   Who would ever eat this?[5:51:11]   Why oh why[5:51:12]   And why was it made on Christmas?[5:51:17]   I thought this was amusing[5:51:19]   Look at this guy[5:51:20]   He goes gluten-free pasta[5:51:23]   Pick one bro[5:51:25]   And then Denny says[5:51:27]   Can't allergy[5:51:29]   And then this guy replies with this[5:51:32]   Look at this[5:51:33]   Oh that's different[5:51:36]   Oh it is[5:51:38]   You bend so easily[5:51:40]   Wow[5:51:41]   Thought you were all right[5:51:43]   There was another reply where this guy goes[5:51:46]   Why would I want a recipe from someone who would eat vegan Zeedy?[5:51:50]   And Josh says[5:51:51]   When you cook for other people with food allergies or dietary restrictions[5:51:55]   You learn to adapt[5:51:56]   It's called having friends and family[5:51:59]   You should try it[5:52:00]   But it's like if someone you know is a vegan who doesn't eat dairy or gluten maybe[5:52:07]   Then maybe they don't need Zeedy[5:52:10]   This is the number one meal I would go[5:52:12]   How about make something that's not Zeedy[5:52:16]   I mean Mike doesn't eat cheese and he hates cheese[5:52:18]   Yeah so I don't say[5:52:20]   Please make me a parmesan crusted string cheese bar[5:52:28]   You just don't eat that[5:52:29]   So this is like the craziest thing I've ever seen[5:52:32]   It's been bothered me all Christmas[5:52:35]   I mean and is there anything worse than this vegan cheese that is like ripped off toenails[5:52:41]   That never melts[5:52:43]   I mean do you see how nauseating that is?[5:52:45]   Like I wouldn't eat[5:52:46]   I'd rather eat Anthony Cumi's butt[5:52:52]   You know[5:52:54]   And then you see the noodles aren't even real noodles[5:52:56]   You're like well at least there's noodles[5:52:57]   Oh yeah that's right[5:52:59]   Those are fake hard things[5:53:02]   So absolutely disgusting[5:53:04]   I don't know why that's not enough for him to be over[5:53:07]   But if that didn't bother you enough[5:53:09]   We've got another one from Josh Denny here today[5:53:11]   He'll be CEO of Twitter[5:53:13]   I'm not kidding[5:53:15]   Show me[5:53:16]   Did we have the quartering?[5:53:17]   We saw Lex Fridman do this[5:53:19]   And how pathetic was it?[5:53:20]   Remember this?[5:53:22]   This is when Elon Musk said that he wanted to[5:53:27]   Uh oh went away[5:53:29]   This is when Elon Musk said that he was looking for somebody to run Twitter right?[5:53:35]   And then Lex Fridman[5:53:36]   Remember this when Elon Musk goes[5:53:38]   All right I'll take a poll[5:53:39]   Who wants me to leave Twitter and pick a new runner?[5:53:43]   I mean this has got these people delusional[5:53:46]   I mean I've never seen anything like this[5:53:47]   Lex Fridman one of our fools here at Red Bar[5:53:50]   He chimes in when he sees Elon[5:53:52]   By the way[5:53:54]   How stupid could you be?[5:53:56]   Like next week Elon was planning to like just pick somebody to run Twitter[5:54:00]   Like he just bought it[5:54:02]   He's obviously always been gonna pick somebody to run it[5:54:05]   And then he's gonna you know[5:54:07]   Right?[5:54:08]   It's just gonna be the owner[5:54:09]   And so he decided well this will be cool[5:54:12]   This will make people think that I'm like sticking to these polls[5:54:15]   So he said would you like it if I stepped down from Twitter[5:54:19]   Managing operations and let somebody run it[5:54:22]   And you were like I can't believe he would do this[5:54:24]   It's like he was doing that anyway you idiot[5:54:28]   And then all these people[5:54:30]   Lex Fridman[5:54:31]   The quartering[5:54:33]   And Josh Denny himself[5:54:36]   Look at this[5:54:37]   Elon Musk[5:54:38]   This is Lex Fridman[5:54:40]   Let me run Twitter for a bit[5:54:42]   No salary[5:54:43]   All in[5:54:44]   Focus on great engineering and increasing the amount of love in the world[5:54:51]   Just offering my help in the unlikely case it's useful[5:54:55]   Signed[5:54:56]   Lex[5:54:58]   Kill him[5:54:58]   Please somebody fucking assassinate him[5:55:00]   Seriously he's wearing the type of suit that is just dying to be shot through[5:55:05]   And then Elon can't believe that his buddy Lex is publicly saying this[5:55:10]   He can't believe he's falling for it[5:55:11]   He's like oh dear god I did not you know you without retarded[5:55:15]   And so he goes you must like paying a lot[5:55:17]   One catch you have to invest your life savings in Twitter[5:55:21]   And it has been the fast lane to bankruptcy since May[5:55:24]   So I'm off the job[5:55:24]   I was like wait I thought you were gonna choose a new they have to buy Twitter again[5:55:30]   Wait a minute you just ran a poll Elon[5:55:33]   Saying should I step down on Twitter and get a new CEO[5:55:38]   And they all said yes and then you go well it's 44 billion and a half[5:55:42]   Oh we have to buy Twitter so you're not stepping down you're selling[5:55:50]   Okay but you didn't say that and then you're trusting him with your car[5:55:55]   After this exchange with Lex didn't I can't remember exactly what he said[5:55:59]   But Elon said something like if you want Twitter you're not the right person for the job[5:56:04]   Yes like the sword and the stone or some shit I mean this is insane[5:56:08]   Look at this he goes he didn't see that one[5:56:10]   Well yeah look so look at this there's more like[5:56:15]   Well you must like paying a lot[5:56:16]   One catch you have to invest your life savings in Twitter[5:56:18]   Okay so the poll was a joke and then Lex Friedman says yes we'll turn it around[5:56:25]   So Lex you have a life savings that could buy Twitter or I mean you're really doing this right[5:56:33]   You're an adult and you're really saying this or is this a joke[5:56:38]   So how can we keep listening to these people[5:56:40]   The quartering did the same thing the quartering remember that fat guy with the beard[5:56:44]   He didn't say he would take over but he was like freaking out about Twitter[5:56:49]   And then look at this here it is and this is bigger than just your average Josh Denny tweet[5:56:57]   Here's the Elon tweet I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job[5:57:04]   After that I will just run the software and the server teams[5:57:07]   Look at this Josh Denny replies fine I'll do it[5:57:12]   I'm probably the only free speech absolutist on Twitter with a corporate background[5:57:16]   Director level not C level but I know how to run a modern company without falling into a woke sinkhole[5:57:23]   You know hold on you know how to run a modern company without it falling[5:57:38]   I'm not saying the rest I don't owe him that[5:57:43]   Let's take a moment of silence to fume to shoot a gun into a pillow like we have to every night[5:57:52]   Sorry[5:57:55]   Uh this is just it's just too much[5:57:59]   It's too much and he goes on it's not over he's not kidding[5:58:03]   He continues[5:58:17]   And that's not true[5:58:18]   And of course your whole thing about saving running Twitter is going to be all about your[5:58:23]   personal with a company that you got fired from five years ago[5:58:27]   And then he can look how he's continuing[5:58:29]   Guys he's continuing this is all to Elon Musk thinking maybe Elon will hand me the company[5:58:36]   This would be a holy crusade for me Elon Musk not just a job[5:58:41]   My motivation would entirely be to forever oh yeah we read that one[5:58:44]   Uh I I'm also the only person in America I believe that can't be corrupted[5:58:51]   I have the shallow financial portfolio to prove it[5:58:55]   You're writing a an insane delusional love letter I mean[5:59:00]   it's so hard to even cover because you can't be even clever you just gotta go[5:59:07]   There's nothing to say[5:59:09]   That's why we need someone else[5:59:11]   And then somebody goes have Gavin be your CEO the fantasies are running wild[5:59:16]   And then Josh goes Gavin would 100% be on my advisory board[5:59:21]   You're not getting Twitter[5:59:27]   Ever[5:59:29]   This is how lost they've become and I noticed that this would happen you know[5:59:33]   First it was Trump you know then you see Elon Musk then you see Dave Chappelle[5:59:39]   They think like all you got to do is be out there and say something and then you're the[5:59:46]   next president well and they forget the the time the years Trump put in the decades Elon put in[5:59:56]   But I always feared I go these guys are going to make it seem like all you got to be is just[6:00:01]   popular on Twitter and say the right phrase and then all of a sudden you're one of these guys[6:00:08]   right you know they saw Joe Rogan was another example of seeing somebody so stupid reach such[6:00:15]   heights right Joe Rogan got 200 million dollars[6:00:20]   This is yeah Joe Millions[6:00:22]   Joe Rogan got 200 million dollars Elon Musk owns Twitter and some spaceships[6:00:27]   Donald Trump turned president you know Alex Jones this they start really forgetting[6:00:35]   that yes even though those crazy things happened those people the history of what it took but I[6:00:42]   always knew yes I always knew that they would assume that well because Joe Rogan's so dumb[6:00:48]   and I'm so dumb I'm like equally as dumb as Rogan that maybe I have the potential of being[6:00:53]   the most famous podcaster with 200 million dollars you know they see Alex Cooper get a[6:00:58]   60 million dollar Spotify deal this is why you can't do that stuff you can't give Alex[6:01:05]   Cooper 60 million dollars you can't give Bill Rogan 200 million you can't have Elon Musk[6:01:12]   running Twitter because it will make all the stupid people think that they could do anything[6:01:18]   okay which is actually something we do not want I know we told that to kids every day of their[6:01:25]   life you could be you could even be an astronaut you couldn't Josh Denny you can't even really be[6:01:31]   an uber driver I think something happened there where you're not even allowed to do that anymore[6:01:37]   Gavin would 100% be on my advisory board your advice so he's fantasizing he's sitting there[6:01:43]   and he's really thinking there is a chance because yeah and because Kanye called the cancelled see[6:01:51]   that was another thing that shouldn't have happened because Kanye called Owen Benjamin[6:01:56]   and Josh Denny on the phone they think anything's possible now that's how slow these people are[6:02:02]   they think they could become whatever they want maybe they could be president of Afghanistan[6:02:10]   if their tweets reach a certain spot so he goes on uh he's laughing at some people I think he has[6:02:17]   another statement here coming up yeah doesn't he have another tweet where he expands on this whole[6:02:24]   thing I'm sure he's got one more Josh Denny um hold on I know there was more[6:02:34]   I think there were some replies maybe hold on let me check[6:02:39]   let's click on this one yeah oh yeah here it goes this would be a holy oh wait we already[6:02:44]   read that right I'm the only person American believe it okay okay we got him[6:02:49]   there he is and guess what everybody this is where I go to first in the morning every day[6:03:02]   the minute my eyes uncrossed and welcome me to the world I grab my phone and I go I hit that uh[6:03:11]   magnifying glass on twitter and he's right there he's my first one I click on him I even do before[6:03:18]   I even scroll down I go like this another pull-up and I go he's got nothing new today[6:03:29]   every day they never disappoint Josh Denny is the greatest entertainer of our life he could be[6:03:36]   he could be this one was really funny he goes my absolute favorite part of people's Christmas[6:03:42]   posts seeing the old ass entertainment system setups that people's parents are still rocking[6:03:49]   it's like a perfect time capsule of stubbornness frugality and the laziness of our parents[6:03:54]   generation post those pics in the comments and then of course you know uh here's Josh Denny's[6:04:02]   media shut up uh one of the replies of course he kind of uh didn't check in on the comments after[6:04:09]   these started rolling and it kind of foiled here's this is Josh Denny's bedroom the tv is nearly at[6:04:16]   the ceiling that is about three or four inches of ceiling till the top of the oh you can't see it's[6:04:23]   very dark um this is his bed can you see the white sheets oh it's really dark and then he's got one[6:04:30]   of those what poor people who go to Sephora for the first time and they bought a little too many[6:04:37]   little items they got a little too many samples they go to Target and they buy the five-tier clear[6:04:44]   plastic drawer system he's got that that's his entertainment center he's balancing a bunch of[6:04:51]   crap on it and the tv is literally over a plastic college dorm room organizer bin storage solution[6:05:04]   and he has the nerve to say let's see the crappy setups out there[6:05:09]   so here's another one another one post his desk of course that is right next to his super chatters[6:05:15]   about his opening and closing closet hasn't he chastised us a million times for caring about[6:05:21]   what his apartment yes like remember how many times he's gone his favorite thing is looking[6:05:27]   at people's apartments since when systems since fucking when is that your favorite thing to do[6:05:35]   you told us that when we do it to you that it's bullying targeted harassment or even worse you[6:05:42]   brushed it off as stupid stupid yeah exactly well not so stupid anymore is it josh and the only[6:05:48]   replies were two psychos and uh two of us with pictures of your own home happy Hanukkah all right[6:05:58]   we still have some more here i believe we have this uh amazing edit that a listener of ours made[6:06:03]   for us for Christmas there's another great Christmas gift i got it's this edit from Bill[6:06:09]   Marr and i love when you know we've caught Bill Marr doing so many things so many random things[6:06:15]   on club random he's been a great addition to season 20 here i love Bill Marr's show i mean[6:06:21]   every episode is good we just saw the other one with Mark Cuban who is Jewish it was good they're[6:06:27]   all good uh somebody found something that we had not picked up on yet and it's the use of Bill's[6:06:36]   word sweetheart yeah this went right over my head but of course it was clear as day[6:06:43]   Bill Marr wishes all you sweethearts out there a Merry Christmas and a happy[6:06:47]   you gotta do it oh sweet you here let's uh at least do like the rich oh facebook how i hate you[6:06:54]   no way to expand without junking up the whole internet listen to this uh this was by a listener[6:06:59]   of ours and it's Bill Marr wishing the sweethearts a happy Hanukkah you gotta do it oh sweet you gotta[6:07:06]   at least do like the rich white hollywood people taking like the talking black sweetheart if i had[6:07:10]   if i got someone pregnant tonight to a certain degree you know but you never know sweetheart[6:07:15]   you never really know if i got a girl pregnant tomorrow has it finished up on a show going on[6:07:21]   to something else sweetheart we didn't have remotes when i saw screen gems they didn't exist[6:07:26]   why should we sit here with handcuffs on a conversation like don't say this don't say that[6:07:30]   sweetheart you're talking to preach it to the converted you know you just call me sweetheart[6:07:35]   sweetheart do i ever pull a punch well no sweetheart it's not just this is a lot of[6:07:41]   sweetheart sweetheart whatever blows your tabernacle sweetheart i'm all over this issue[6:07:49]   so we're gonna have you know that you're with some super woke comedians yeah and i don't need[6:07:54]   that shit sweetheart i don't either i do think it's really necessary sweetheart you don't have[6:08:00]   to fucking convince me on that one book it out for a month sweetheart it's so close to you and[6:08:04]   you can be on tv i'm not a sweetheart four-year-olds yeah sweetheart i don't like[6:08:10]   children we covered that that's how our trip started sweetheart i knew more about you and[6:08:18]   anal are you kidding kerry grant just asked sweetheart sweetheart i am not doing the comedy[6:08:23]   clubs again well sweetheart i hate to tell you but you've been doing it for 35 years[6:08:28]   sweetheart all medicine comes from plants do you know how they make antibiotics[6:08:32]   give you a big wet sloppy no no don't call me sweetheart anymore[6:08:36]   merry christmas amazing thank you i can't believe that's a fan of it let it fade out nicely don't[6:08:43]   cut yourself off okay i i really love that i had no idea he's calling people sweetheart[6:08:48]   well i did but i didn't mind it until i saw you had it um okay i'm thankful for that i'm thankful[6:08:56]   for this i'm thinking what else do we got here today oh here's a good one you want to see me[6:09:00]   complaining yes coverage on the last show so we uh remember this guy from revenge of the[6:09:06]   sith i gotta say that now because we got some normies here a merch that don't know about you[6:09:11]   or any of your kind and they never would if they found out about you we got some nice people here[6:09:16]   now guys girls real people with real salaries now on this revenge of the sith show it's all[6:09:23]   these creatures you know and so they might not know this merch but this merch hosts one of these[6:09:29]   repulsively disgusting uh displays where he's constantly i'll use that listeners word debasing[6:09:39]   himself and getting into feuds and fights and arguments and getting but every week there's[6:09:46]   something new with him he's like patrick mountain he's like denny it's one of those and we covered[6:09:51]   his appearance on in hot water and there was that edit another listener edit got me in trouble[6:09:57]   and it was him with his tits jingling and his gut out and we showed that we left and he responded[6:10:05]   would you like to see what merch said i couldn't believe this i thought that was a light heart i[6:10:11]   thought that was light-hearted enough that you'd be like oh mike so i'm pulling this up now wait[6:10:17]   to see what he how he responded to this turn my internet's being fascist here he is uh merch[6:10:26]   figures out the new red bar studio interesting this is him hold on i don't want to spoil[6:10:33]   a lick of it but you got to do three clicks it's the uh three clicks at facebook two weeks up[6:10:39]   could be four okay yeah look then you got to go back and then you have to unmute okay[6:10:47]   so it's about four clicks four or five to get a video going here it is[6:10:51]   merch responding to our coverage of him last week i've heard like the only thing red bar has[6:10:56]   going on lately is merch is fat is that what we're doing is that what we is that what we[6:11:01]   bought a brand is that what we built a brand new studio for is to go wow this guy merch is rotund[6:11:11]   explosion noise is that what we're doing now what's going on zaxis how's the weight loss[6:11:16]   dude i know he's being sarcastic lost 50 gained 10 it happens okay so that is i can't believe this[6:11:25]   is happening you know you gotta lighten up man you know what the hell so this is uh what's[6:11:31]   happening here he's copying my sunglasses now you know that i need this is a medical issue here[6:11:38]   you know we're not just having a game and uh yeah he did not take to that is that what we're doing[6:11:43]   yes this is we've always used to enjoy it i just want to hear it one more time if it's okay[6:11:51]   heard like the only thing red bar has going on lately is merch is fat is that what we're doing[6:11:56]   is that what we is that what we bought a brand is that what we built a brand new studio for[6:12:00]   is to go wow this guy merch is rotund explosion noise is how we're doing now[6:12:10]   what's going on zaxis how's the weight loss dude i know he's being sarcastic[6:12:14]   lost 50 gained 10 it happens and that's again that's why that listener like stevie he thinks[6:12:20]   i'm gonna be like this guys i'm nice so that's an example of a bad person how they act and uh this[6:12:31]   is an example of nice family okay treating people nice um i thought that was very funny i love i[6:12:37]   don't know why that to me is like the best when somebody just[6:12:44]   gets mad about something really small it's like i just that was so funny to me i'm still[6:12:51]   buzzing from it i want to watch a video of chrissy marr playing in p[6:12:57]   yes this is disgusting this was sent to my desk chrissy marr she hates trans oh wait i want to[6:13:04]   show the sam tripoli thing that came out sam tripoli the trans thing pull that up because[6:13:11]   that's important i want to make sure that gets broadcast to my new followers listen to this wait[6:13:17]   to hear about sam tripoli uh wait till you hear what he's been up to you know because he's one[6:13:23]   of these guys who hates trans people right he's always talking about the uh first amendment wait[6:13:28]   do you see this this is true so i don't know oh look it's alice hamilton again[6:13:37]   she says this to uh sam tripoli you've tried to fuck every single trans femme[6:13:44]   comedian on the west coast so chill with the performative hate my guy[6:13:48]   uh[6:13:51]   again one of my favorite lemonade tracks right here so apparently sam[6:13:59]   sam tripoli who's always pant andy believe me this is the pander king[6:14:04]   anything that that like conspiracy world is aligned with he's just gonna that's what he does[6:14:11]   he's using you for easy clicks so um you know he's always talking about trans people how they[6:14:17]   shouldn't be around but he's one of these guys and a lot of comics are like this where they[6:14:22]   either jack off to trans porn they're addicted to transport and they're ashamed like joe rogan has[6:14:28]   talked many times about how he has jacked off to completion watching trans porn and of course he's[6:14:36]   one of the main uh aren't trans people shouldn't we kill them type of guys matt walsh all these[6:14:42]   people it turns out they have they watch transport and we have their admittances[6:14:47]   on tape folks that's where it gets rough for you wanting to defend it and say it's a lie[6:14:56]   joe rogan has said this on tape that he jacks off to transport sam tripoli has hit on trans[6:15:05]   comedians they've i mean it's happened all these guys kumiya with the trans girl remember that[6:15:14]   whole thing and all these guys are like the people who hate trans people the most it's because they[6:15:20]   feel icky for what they did with a guy as you should here's the thing that no one's talking[6:15:29]   about you should be greatly disgusted for doing that but it's not their fault it's yours you're[6:15:39]   the one who got so sick i would never touch a trans person i'd puke so you can't go around[6:15:51]   hating on them if that's the only thing that makes you come that makes you gay and a faggot[6:15:59]   get it kumiya get it tripoli get it denny you're gay you jack off to men so i could see why you'd[6:16:09]   want to terminate them right get them out of your eyesight so she says you've tried to fuck every[6:16:16]   single trans femme comedian on the west coast so chill with the performative hate my guy[6:16:20]   and then uh tripoli says haha great to hear from alice happy holidays i'm just spreading the[6:16:28]   holidays having hot sex with my trans friends while doing exciting adult activities anyway[6:16:35]   i was being an open miker for a decade in la going cleve chow now usually sam tripoli just[6:16:44]   fucking blocks usually sam tripoli just goes doesn't matter dog anytime in this[6:16:51]   but this time he's really defensive huh really defensive when alice says is he needed to retweet[6:16:57]   her and show everybody that this couldn't possibly be true by all of these sentences in line[6:17:06]   he's done it he is the main type of guy that does that look at him look at the woman he's with she's[6:17:13]   68 years old she looks like the woman i liked in a room identical to be frank and uh this is what[6:17:21]   he's doing so i want you to know the real sam tripoli he's not based he's disgraced you see[6:17:29]   okay thank you alice once again now many people might say i am alice you know have we ever seen[6:17:36]   this alice is this alice just mike i wish and i would like to hire alice as our living[6:17:43]   maid this is an announcement i'm making jewels did you hear me did you hear what i said jewels[6:17:51]   i would like to hire alice hamilton as our living maid as a prize[6:17:55]   for doing so well i guess would you like to be our aunt i'm just kidding i was trying to wake up[6:18:04]   jewels here no i was staring off in his space i was reading another tweet that's down farther in[6:18:09]   that thread where someone says why do you cry for kristalia's due process as you're baselessly[6:18:14]   accusing tom hanks of cannibalism what and then what's this about i guess he's been baselessly[6:18:22]   sam tripoli oh really yeah sam replies and goes they are not baseless and i think tom hanks has[6:18:28]   the right to defend himself just like so sam tripoli really believes that tom hanks is raped[6:18:33]   and eaten kids i mean should he be friends with joe rogan any longer you decide okay so alice rules[6:18:43]   alice is not jewel she's a real woman i've seen her on the deaf noodles podcast i don't know why[6:18:47]   she's hanging around him you know why is she hanging around she's trying to spread her word[6:18:54]   well i hope so you know we always hope alice hamilton looks like somebody from hbo max's the[6:19:00]   hype is she gonna make me a shirt or she's gonna make me a fool we'll find out all right what do[6:19:09]   we got next i'll keep going unless we're over no we're not over we're never over we got more[6:19:16]   how long have we been on by the way you could tell them 6 42 6 42 wow i am getting healthier huh[6:19:24]   6 42 in and i'm going well let's have some more usually i'm like let get me out of here[6:19:30]   6 42 and six hours and 42 minutes no wonder you're so fucking tired[6:19:37]   uh i'm gay and i fucked 80 percent of my straight friends guys uh wives says a gay guy in the chat[6:19:43]   that is disgusting chad hanks is searching for an eye tattoo i don't like that chad hanks by the way[6:19:51]   uh she's spreading something all right somebody says who is hanks[6:19:58]   that's funny that now i rewrote his message actually he said who is this hanks guy[6:20:05]   but i thought it's funnier if he would have said who is hanks[6:20:09]   that's from charles you fairly and you just won yourself a four dollar gift certificate to the[6:20:14]   red bar store patent uh what do they say at the beginning or the end of the commercial[6:20:21]   all rights reserved for what i want to do though you know well time will tell you know how they[6:20:27]   would say that at the end of a kids commercial you you kids could win a game system time will[6:20:32]   tell though and then they got out of there wait i have a little one that yeah it's from a few[6:20:37]   weeks ago but i feel like it's important to show that was a good intro they're saying just a good[6:20:43]   intro i got a really sweet song i'm going to sing for everybody tonight anybody here for just the[6:20:48]   song oh these people hate the song if you don't listen to the song you're not even the listener[6:20:54]   we want and you're never winning a prize you send it on over joel's what do we got here at the top[6:21:00]   of next up it's called philip defranco takes tips oh philip defranco takes tips this is really[6:21:09]   never before look at this yeah and this needs to be talked about so philip defranco's got this[6:21:14]   hustle called beautiful bastard for some reason when he opens his straight laced wacky nerdy news[6:21:22]   show he goes what's up you beautiful bastards and it's like why are you calling first of all[6:21:29]   that's like an offensive term certainly like woke people could figure out how to make bastard not[6:21:36]   sad why would you risk saying that and why are you saying it and then he started a hair care line[6:21:43]   called beautiful bastard paul maids it was a flop and he couldn't afford to keep doing it but now[6:21:50]   he's got the beautiful bastard shop where he sells candles notebooks water bottles mystery items for[6:21:58]   twenty dollars mystery items for forty dollars i mean look at this shit he's selling don't be[6:22:05]   stupid stupid hoodies that's what he says to people who are stupid but we found something[6:22:12]   really repulsive okay just click that yeah post or anything that's okay here here's a water bottle[6:22:18]   just a stock water bottle and then add it to your card we're gonna add it to the card what i'm so[6:22:24]   sorry i don't do that on the show i don't burp i'm not britney broski i am not salva pancake[6:22:29]   i hate burping and it's one of my biggest pet peeves and when i burp i want to bring it to[6:22:34]   everyone's attention to go i am deeply sorry it's disgusting but look what i've been doing[6:22:40]   look what i've been saying look how i've been acting it's a fair idea that a little little[6:22:46]   thing would come out and i wanted to take the time to say i'm sorry i don't do that on purpose[6:22:52]   i find that to be repulsive and you're right so we've added this to the cart now let's go to[6:22:58]   check out okay we're gonna check out okay and then we see something here before you even sign[6:23:05]   in before you give an address or a credit card would you like to add an optional tip[6:23:12]   to just to support philip defranco okay[6:23:19]   and you have the choices of three dollars ten dollars or twenty dollars have you ever seen[6:23:25]   anything like this when you go to buy a mug would you like to also give the owner of this website[6:23:32]   thirty dollars for free oh okay can you believe he's doing this and then you could enter in[6:23:39]   a custom amount just in case you want to give just in case you want to give more than three[6:23:46]   you could tip him for buying his fake merch that never needed to be created in the first place[6:23:52]   and then you continue to check out of course and they take it all bitcoin paypal a no to trade[6:24:00]   they don't give a fuck so isn't that disgusting thank you can anybody get any punishment if i did[6:24:10]   is nobody talking about that i feel like seriously like imagine if like tana or trisha did that they[6:24:15]   would get imagine if anyone did that they would get destroyed but he's doing it i mean that's[6:24:20]   really fucking insane we need to tip him for putting his logo on a mug that he just picked[6:24:25]   out from s and s apparel i mean you know it makes no sense buying the stuff the tip is buying the[6:24:32]   stuff he wants it and how many people are doing that because they're super fans right so look what[6:24:40]   i could be doing to you i could be ringing you out but i would never i want to lower the price[6:24:45]   of scars to one dollar i want to make nothing i want to live on the streets join that scars club[6:24:56]   come on guys you got to give me a little push here i'm making a lot i'm really running out[6:25:00]   of money we might need to close down the studio they say unless somebody saves the studio yeah[6:25:06]   that's the big news they're going to shut this place down unless people join scars club you[6:25:11]   hearing something all right what do we got next or anything else or should we take our break[6:25:16]   oh yeah let's see this chrissy marr plays some p where's that um send it over and uh we got[6:25:22]   a video here where chrissy marr was caught yeah playing in her pee where somebody's pee[6:25:30]   and this is from herb did i just say yeah i think so well i might have i might have[6:25:35]   here's chrissy marr from gas digital and we'll zoom in hold on it's a hundred clicks[6:25:41]   death by a hundred clicks that's how they get the uh clicks by the way these face[6:25:54]   she's wild she's on one of these zoom calls with 67 other losers[6:25:59]   and i've zoomed into her square chrissy marr and she's out on the streets of new[6:26:03]   york city drunk now i'm drunk every time i've done this show have you ever seen me[6:26:09]   play in somebody's urine or screen i don't think so listen to this[6:26:14]   pee[6:26:28]   did the dog pee on you it peed in my general direction[6:26:42]   this is an adult i'm so glad you're wearing underwear yeah[6:26:48]   look the dog pee right there look at the dog don't touch it chrissy look get away from me[6:27:00]   she's touching the p with her foot look at that chrissy find frank chrissy they're all[6:27:06]   yelling they know this is cringe[6:27:11]   look now she's embarrassed[6:27:15]   there's her boyfriend frank pallegrino hi she's not drunk wait is that actually no i don't think[6:27:29]   now she's ashamed hey chris and then it ends they never saw chrissy after this[6:27:36]   so that's what these people are doing that's what you're supporting[6:27:42]   i don't know we'll take a break we'll be right back with much more[6:27:45]   well with some more we'll see you soon[6:28:06]   slick i can't recover from this i keep on bubbling with it[6:28:13]   landing the charts you struggling with it get this bitch jumping like jiminy cricket[6:28:17]   i'm sponsored by this i'm sponsored by this[6:28:36]   it's[6:29:07]   shake it shake it go[6:29:10]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go[6:29:14]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go[6:29:17]   Shake it, shake it, shake it up, it's done[6:29:21]   Do you know what it is? Dirt[6:29:30]   Look[6:29:33]   Don't call me the kick, I ain't with it[6:29:36]   They throwin' the towel in, I ain't finished[6:29:38]   I know what the round is, I can feel it[6:29:40]   Repellin' these dick, ridin' that spirit[6:29:42]   Spit like a woman, but live like a bigot[6:29:44]   Don't make me reload, and they chain these bitches[6:29:45]   I married my Glock, no more misses[6:29:47]   Conservative scopes, you know what it look is[6:29:50]   Wait, wait, wait, it's dirt, it's dirt[6:29:53]   It's wait, wait, wait, I love my house[6:29:57]   I love my car, I love these hoes[6:29:59]   I love this cash, I love these stars[6:30:02]   I love my fame, I love my riches[6:30:04]   I love these bars, I love this, I love the fame[6:30:08]   I love it, dirt[6:30:12]   I love the hate, I love the drama[6:30:15]   I love the fake, I love these hoes[6:30:19]   They love my face, I love this money[6:30:22]   Every time I cake, it's dirt[6:30:25]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go[6:30:28]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go[6:30:32]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go[6:30:36]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, up, go[6:30:45]   Dirt[6:30:52]   It's dirt[6:30:59]   It's dirt[6:31:01]   I love the hate, I love the drama[6:31:05]   I love the fame, it's dirt[6:31:08]   They love my face[6:31:10]   I love this money[6:31:12]   Every time I cake, it's dirt[6:31:15]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go[6:31:18]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go[6:31:22]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go[6:31:25]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, up[6:31:28]   It's dirt[6:31:29]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go[6:31:32]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go.[6:31:36]   Shake it, shake it, shake it, go.[6:31:39]   Shake it, shake it, shake it up.[6:31:42]   It's done.[6:31:44]   Thank you for listening to season 20.[6:31:47]   We hope you had a joyous year.[6:31:49]   As I lay me down to sleep, I hear her speak to me.[6:32:04]   Hello, Maury, how you doing?[6:32:09]   I think the storm ran out of rain, the crowds are moving.[6:32:15]   I think about you, cause I can see it.[6:32:20]   So tell the voice inside your head to believe it.[6:32:25]   I talked to God about you, he said he sent you an angel.[6:32:30]   Looked at all that he gave you, he asked for one and you got two.[6:32:36]   You know I never left you, cause every road that leads to heaven's right inside you.[6:32:43]   So I can say hello, my only one.[6:32:48]   Just like the morning sun, you keep on rising till the sky knows your name.[6:32:54]   Hello, my only one.[6:32:57]   Remember who you are, no you're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.[6:33:03]   Hey, hey, hey, hey.[6:33:07]   Oh, the good I wasted bad, even on your worst days.[6:33:12]   Remember I say, hey, hey, one day you'll be the man you always knew you could be.[6:33:23]   And if you knew a heart I tried, you would never shed a tear.[6:33:29]   Have no fear, no, you wouldn't do that.[6:33:32]   And all I did and picked the day, just turned the page.[6:33:36]   I know it's not the end.[6:33:38]   Every time I see your face, hear you smile.[6:33:41]   Hello, my only one.[6:33:44]   Remember who you are, you got the world cause you got love in your hands.[6:33:50]   You're still my chosen one.[6:33:53]   So can you understand, one day you'll understand.[6:33:58]   Hear me out, hear me out, I won't go, I won't go.[6:34:03]   No goodbyes, no goodbyes.[6:34:06]   Just hello, just hello.[6:34:08]   When you cry, I will cry.[6:34:11]   When you smile, I will smile.[6:34:13]   And next time when I look in your eyes, we'll have wings and we'll fly.[6:34:20]   My only one, just like the morning sun.[6:34:25]   You keep on rising till the sky knows your name.[6:34:29]   You're still my chosen one.[6:34:32]   Remember who you are.[6:34:34]   Know you ain't perfect, but you're not your mistakes.[6:34:37]   Hey, hey, hey, hey.[6:34:42]   Tell Denny about me.[6:34:44]   Tell Denny.[6:34:46]   I just want to say.[6:34:49]   Tell Denny about me.[6:34:51]   Tell Denny about me.[6:34:54]   Tell Denny.[6:34:56]   Another hit show, Jules.[6:34:58]   Tell Denny about me.[6:35:01]   Tell Tripoli about me.[6:35:03]   Tell Denny about me.[6:35:31]   Tell Denny about me.[6:36:01]   I just want to say.[6:36:31]   You