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episode: RED BAR RADIO S20 E21

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[0:00:00]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:30]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:32]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:59]   And now you're under my control![0:01:01]   Oh, no! I can't believe it![0:01:05]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:01:07]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:01:31]   Welcome everybody to Red... wait, wait, that's not the...[0:01:33]   Well, hi everybody! Welcome to Red Bar! Hey![0:01:37]   It's Jules' birthday today. You're all to celebrate.[0:01:40]   Here, put some music on for yourself, Jules.[0:01:42]   Oh my gosh.[0:01:44]   There she is. It's a big day here today.[0:01:48]   You have plenty of time. Go grab yourselves a glass![0:01:52]   Thank you so much.[0:01:54]   Oh, big story behind this one, too.[0:01:56]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:02:02]   Welcome to Red Bar![0:02:03]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:02:07]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:02:14]   How are you, Jules?[0:02:16]   Feeling good. Feeling pretty good.[0:02:18]   It's your birthday, everybody![0:02:20]   It's actually my birthday tomorrow.[0:02:21]   Oh, yeah. Hold on a sec.[0:02:24]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:02:28]   I can't get it open.[0:02:30]   Here we go![0:02:32]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:02:34]   It's coming![0:02:36]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:02:44]   There we are.[0:02:46]   Oh, oh, oh, oh! It's going over![0:02:48]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:02:54]   There we go. That's beautiful![0:02:57]   Here you go, Jules![0:02:59]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:03:02]   Happy birthday to all of you as well![0:03:04]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:03:08]   Welcome to Red Bar. Hi![0:03:10]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:03:12]   Another one! They saw![0:03:14]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:03:16]   Oh, you want more? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a very little amount.[0:03:18]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:03:20]   There we go. Let me spill it.[0:03:22]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:03:24]   There you go.[0:03:26]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:03:28]   There you go. Happy, happy birthday there![0:03:30]   23 years old![0:03:32]   ["Might Make Your Day"][0:03:34]   Yes![0:03:36]   Welcome to Red Bar, everybody.[0:03:38]   We hope you're having a joyous holiday.[0:03:40]   The Hanukkah celebration continues here today.[0:03:44]   Wait till you see some of the treats I bought.[0:03:46]   We're out shopping for this last night,[0:03:50]   and we met a very nice employee who screwed up the box for us here.[0:03:54]   Cut to the close-up to show them what we got here.[0:03:58]   Look at that. Ooh.[0:04:00]   What do they call this?[0:04:02]   I go, can I have, um...[0:04:04]   You know, it was behind a glass case.[0:04:06]   He couldn't believe it. The guy couldn't believe I was[0:04:08]   gonna get something from that glass case.[0:04:10]   I don't think anyone's ever opened it.[0:04:12]   And I go,[0:04:14]   because I don't know how to pronounce this, you know?[0:04:16]   So I go, can I have the Dom Perignon stuff?[0:04:20]   And I pointed, and then he had to grab the display box here,[0:04:24]   and it was all bent.[0:04:26]   He was, like, screwing up the little card that came with it,[0:04:30]   and he was trying to pack it in,[0:04:32]   and he was all nervous, thinking that maybe if he bent it,[0:04:35]   we wouldn't want to buy it.[0:04:37]   Got nothing to worry about, fella.[0:04:39]   Thank you so much.[0:04:41]   Still only about an inch tall, but that's enough for me for my birthday.[0:04:45]   Sticky, yeah. We're celebrating all day.[0:04:48]   Grab a cup. We're drinking.[0:04:50]   We're gonna be partying here today.[0:04:52]   If you're not down to do that, get out.[0:04:57]   But of course, along with the celebration,[0:05:00]   we've got all your favorites, of course.[0:05:02]   Kumiya is back.[0:05:04]   Kumiya's tweets of the week, of course.[0:05:06]   This got pretty big. He got on Joe Rogan's Reddit this week.[0:05:09]   They're finally seeing what we've been showing you for, you know, ten years here.[0:05:14]   You know, it was very interesting.[0:05:16]   They put all Kumiya's racist tweets in that Reddit, on Joe Rogan's Reddit.[0:05:20]   It was mysteriously deleted by a mod.[0:05:26]   Jules, why do you think they deleted that, huh?[0:05:28]   I don't know.[0:05:29]   Why do you think Joe Rogan's mod, it was very, you know, the post,[0:05:32]   there's nothing wrong with the post.[0:05:33]   Everything was valid in the post.[0:05:35]   They were simply showing screenshots like we're going to do.[0:05:38]   Oh, yeah, my new haircut.[0:05:39]   Thank you so much.[0:05:40]   Like we're going to do here today.[0:05:42]   And the mod said, uh-uh.[0:05:46]   And we don't know why.[0:05:47]   We don't know why Joe Rogan doesn't want people to know about this.[0:05:51]   So we're going to investigate that today while we partay.[0:05:55]   By the way, I'm turning 30, which is big for me.[0:05:59]   Oh, turning 30.[0:06:01]   I'm not 23, I'm 30.[0:06:03]   Hold on, we got more here.[0:06:05]   Look what I got you, Jules.[0:06:06]   I've never seen anything like this in my life.[0:06:09]   Look at this.[0:06:10]   Loisin.[0:06:11]   You know why I got this?[0:06:13]   Look at this weird cake we found at the grocery store.[0:06:16]   We were trying to find a birthday cake.[0:06:18]   They had none.[0:06:19]   I'd never seen anything like it.[0:06:20]   No birthday cake at the grocery store, but they had a loisin.[0:06:25]   And I had only dreamt of something like this from like a British Christmas or something.[0:06:30]   The champagne, let's taste this.[0:06:31]   I've never had da-dom before.[0:06:34]   Let's see.[0:06:35]   It's fine.[0:06:37]   I can't really tell the difference.[0:06:39]   It's all I drink now.[0:06:40]   It's all I drink.[0:06:43]   What do you think about these glasses we got at Crate & Barrel right next to the Super Mario?[0:06:49]   So this is loisin.[0:06:51]   And yes, I got it because loisin kind of looks like poison.[0:06:55]   So Jules, this is going to be your cake today.[0:06:57]   Should we open it?[0:06:58]   I didn't notice that it looked like poison until this morning.[0:07:03]   I don't even know what this is going to be.[0:07:05]   Some sort of French cake here.[0:07:08]   There's no gag.[0:07:09]   This is simply a cake that we're going to serve here at the beginning of this.[0:07:13]   Whoa.[0:07:14]   Oh, God.[0:07:15]   The top.[0:07:16]   What is this stuff?[0:07:17]   Zucchini, bagelini, impossible.[0:07:21]   Okay.[0:07:22]   Let's see what we have here.[0:07:24]   Oh, this is very fancy.[0:07:27]   Look at all this crap.[0:07:29]   Okay.[0:07:30]   Hold on.[0:07:31]   I brought this too.[0:07:32]   We've got some different options here to cut the cake.[0:07:36]   I wanted to try this.[0:07:39]   Let's see.[0:07:40]   Ooh, like butter.[0:07:42]   Like butter.[0:07:43]   Let's see.[0:07:45]   Ooh.[0:07:46]   I don't care for the smell of this.[0:07:48]   This doesn't look very nice either.[0:07:50]   Flavor profiled.[0:07:51]   I thought it was supposed to have icing on the top.[0:07:53]   I think this might be the icing, but I think what you're supposed to do is mix this.[0:07:57]   Yeah.[0:07:58]   Mix it with water.[0:07:59]   What?[0:08:00]   You're supposed to bake it or something.[0:08:01]   Oh, wait.[0:08:02]   You're supposed to bake this whole thing?[0:08:03]   Wait.[0:08:04]   You're supposed to give that to someone as a gift all wrapped up and then they have to[0:08:09]   bake their own icing?[0:08:10]   Perfect.[0:08:11]   Right here.[0:08:12]   I'll cut you a nice piece.[0:08:15]   Thank you.[0:08:16]   I said whatever Hila got for her birthday, I'll double it.[0:08:21]   Double it right now.[0:08:22]   So if somebody could find out it was Hila's birthday as well.[0:08:27]   My wife and Eaton's wife, same birthday.[0:08:30]   And on Hila's birthday, she blocked me on Instagram.[0:08:35]   Can you believe that?[0:08:36]   Blocked by Hila.[0:08:38]   I mean, I was kind of like, I felt, you know.[0:08:42]   Here you go.[0:08:43]   Here is your cake for the show.[0:08:47]   Don't eat this whole thing on the show.[0:08:49]   And then this will be my slice.[0:08:51]   Let's try this knife instead.[0:08:52]   Look at these beautiful knives here today that we're selling on our store.[0:08:58]   Of course, these are our, this goes right through.[0:09:01]   I believe any knife would go right through this cake, to be honest.[0:09:05]   And here is this.[0:09:08]   Does that look nice or does that look nice?[0:09:12]   We're just trying to get the birthday vibes going.[0:09:16]   And then this will be saved for later.[0:09:20]   Oh my God.[0:09:21]   You actually got it in there?[0:09:22]   Yeah, I actually got it in.[0:09:24]   Slam dunk.[0:09:25]   Okay. Yeah.[0:09:26]   Beautiful.[0:09:27]   This really looks like-[0:09:28]   Should we try it?[0:09:29]   It kind of looks like bread.[0:09:30]   Birthday knife.[0:09:31]   Yeah.[0:09:32]   We got to try it for sure.[0:09:33]   Okay.[0:09:34]   Okay. Let's see what we got here.[0:09:42]   Not for me.[0:09:44]   It's not bad.[0:09:47]   It's like a bread cake with like a-[0:09:49]   Okay.[0:09:50]   Birthday segment is over.[0:09:52]   Let's move on here.[0:09:57]   Welcome to Red Bar.[0:09:58]   Let's do one of my patented rises.[0:10:01]   Hit it.[0:10:05]   Yes.[0:10:06]   Up.[0:10:11]   Rise.[0:10:17]   Rise.[0:10:20]   Let's go.[0:10:21]   Up and down.[0:10:23]   Rise.[0:10:25]   Beautiful.[0:10:26]   That was a great rise today.[0:10:27]   Thank you.[0:10:30]   I got this really cool song from a guy.[0:10:32]   You want to do our first drink?[0:10:33]   We'll listen to this really awesome song.[0:10:35]   I don't know if this is like-[0:10:36]   Party mode.[0:10:37]   This guy made a beautiful song.[0:10:38]   I have never heard one in this style before.[0:10:42]   Here, cut that rise music for me.[0:10:46]   Cut that.[0:10:47]   Cut that.[0:10:48]   And then this is from Tim Pope.[0:10:51]   Tim Pope, thanks for sending this in.[0:10:53]   This is called Fool Love.[0:10:57]   Okay.[0:10:58]   Let's have that first drink.[0:11:00]   Get your glasses out, folks.[0:11:03]   There's a story behind this here whiskey today.[0:11:07]   Hirsch.[0:11:08]   You can cut to the close up here.[0:11:12]   This is Hirsch Whiskey.[0:11:14]   The store clerk was telling me that their factories had burned down.[0:11:19]   And now they're reopened.[0:11:23]   Here we go.[0:11:26]   Let's hit it.[0:11:35]   There we go.[0:11:36]   Let's try this stuff out.[0:11:38]   Cheers, everybody.[0:11:47]   The fighter and the kiddie ship.[0:11:49]   One more, everybody.[0:11:50]   One more.[0:11:52]   We'll accomplish this three with the champagne here tonight.[0:12:05]   That's very piercing.[0:12:07]   Red bar is watching you, they're saying.[0:12:10]   Here we go.[0:12:15]   Foamy.[0:12:20]   Cheers, everybody.[0:12:21]   Welcome to Red Bull.[0:12:38]   Joe's daughter is mixed race.[0:12:44]   This is nice.[0:12:46]   Get ready for the show.[0:12:50]   Red bar is watching you.[0:12:55]   We'll hear the rest of that later.[0:12:56]   Thank you so much, Tim Pope, everybody.[0:12:58]   Hell yeah.[0:12:59]   Beautiful love song here.[0:13:00]   Virgil is his wonderful birthday.[0:13:02]   How old did you say you were again?[0:13:04]   30.[0:13:05]   30 years old.[0:13:06]   Now, how old is Hila Klein?[0:13:07]   30.[0:13:08]   Well, why don't you let her answer?[0:13:10]   Okay, yeah.[0:13:11]   Look at this.[0:13:12]   Do we have that little video here?[0:13:13]   Yeah.[0:13:14]   They had Brittany Broski on the H3 podcast.[0:13:17]   I can't stand it.[0:13:18]   Have you seen this woman, Brittany Broski?[0:13:20]   She's this big, fake, loudmouth, blonde, drag queen looking woman.[0:13:27]   Oh, I got this champagne.[0:13:29]   It's like a...[0:13:30]   Sticky, huh?[0:13:31]   Yeah, in my throat.[0:13:32]   It's like...[0:13:33]   Yeah, why is that doing that?[0:13:35]   I don't know.[0:13:36]   Hold on.[0:13:37]   Don't listen.[0:13:38]   Probably because it was so old and from the case.[0:13:40]   Oh, yeah.[0:13:41]   It's from 2012.[0:13:43]   It's nice, man.[0:13:44]   I feel nice now.[0:13:46]   Hila Klein's 35 years old and they had this girl, Brittany Broski, on.[0:13:51]   And it was revealed that Brittany Broski was only 25.[0:13:55]   I mean, she really looks terrible for 25.[0:13:58]   You should see her.[0:13:59]   It really looks like a guy.[0:14:00]   It looks like Donald Trump with some sort of wig.[0:14:04]   And Brittany Broski is this very, very phony girl that America got wrong.[0:14:11]   She got famous for doing some sort of reaction video.[0:14:14]   What was that reaction video she did?[0:14:16]   The kombucha.[0:14:17]   Kombucha.[0:14:18]   Tasting.[0:14:19]   She's this white trash pig.[0:14:22]   She was raised on a military base.[0:14:24]   If you've ever met anybody who's raised on one of these military bases, stay away.[0:14:29]   Cross your fingers.[0:14:31]   Cross your toes.[0:14:32]   Walk back slowly.[0:14:34]   They're deranged.[0:14:36]   I had a little fling with a girl whose father was on a military base.[0:14:42]   I didn't know anything about these military bases.[0:14:45]   Turns out they're just kind of hidden within our communities.[0:14:49]   If you've ever driven past like a 7-Eleven, maybe you look in the back and there's some like strange-looking neighborhood where all the houses match.[0:14:58]   That's where the military families live.[0:15:01]   And I went to visit her in her military family townhouse.[0:15:04]   Was she in uniform?[0:15:06]   Freaky.[0:15:07]   No, she wasn't.[0:15:08]   But I got to say, what kind of daughter?[0:15:11]   What kind of kid could possibly come out of a family like that?[0:15:14]   They're always, oh yeah, I was moving around a lot as a kid.[0:15:18]   That's real nice.[0:15:19]   I'm glad your dad did that to you.[0:15:22]   So that he could be in the illustrious military.[0:15:26]   Do we have that clip of Hila Klein?[0:15:29]   Next up.[0:15:30]   Next up.[0:15:31]   Look at this.[0:15:32]   Wait till you see this.[0:15:33]   And for some reason, you know what's so funny about this?[0:15:34]   Somebody posted this very clip on the Bring Back group.[0:15:38]   My favorite group on Facebook.[0:15:40]   Redbarradio.net slash BBG.[0:15:43]   Come on over.[0:15:44]   Join us.[0:15:45]   And it's so funny.[0:15:48]   They posted this clip and there's really nothing behind it.[0:15:52]   You'll see there's really nothing there.[0:15:53]   Most of our audience will go, so what?[0:15:55]   Who cares about this clip?[0:15:56]   But it was so funny because when they posted it, I go, yes.[0:16:00]   Because I had made a very big deal about this clip as well.[0:16:05]   Let's go to 2130 here.[0:16:07]   It was rewound.[0:16:10]   It says 2130?[0:16:11]   Yeah.[0:16:12]   Wait till you see Brittany Broski.[0:16:15]   Do people know her?[0:16:16]   Raise your hands.[0:16:17]   I despise Broski.[0:16:20]   I know she's got secrets.[0:16:21]   I know this is her.[0:16:23]   That's Broski.[0:16:25]   Yikes.[0:16:26]   Let's see if we can catch her in a worse state.[0:16:30]   Let's see what she does.[0:16:32]   But yeah, for the last month, I've been dealing with that.[0:16:35]   And I felt 58 years old.[0:16:39]   How old are you?[0:16:40]   Can I ask that?[0:16:41]   25.[0:16:42]   Oh my God.[0:16:43]   Oh my God.[0:16:44]   I'm turning 35 and there's 10 years between.[0:16:48]   I don't know what it is about this regular clip.[0:16:51]   Oh, that gave me a job, bro.[0:16:58]   It's not even about that though.[0:17:00]   So I don't want to make people think it's just about her saying,[0:17:03]   I'm turning 35.[0:17:05]   Look at this kook.[0:17:07]   There's something about that.[0:17:08]   I got to see this whole exchange again.[0:17:10]   Is it about them realizing they're hanging out with a 25 year old?[0:17:12]   I think that's what it is.[0:17:13]   Well, there's a lot.[0:17:14]   I mean, there's 101 things, but yeah, she's 25.[0:17:18]   25 is nothing, right?[0:17:20]   Like when you're 35 and Ethan's 38 or something,[0:17:24]   when you find out you've just been talking to a 25 year old,[0:17:28]   you know, for three hours, it's kind of like, ugh,[0:17:31]   this is a 25 year old.[0:17:33]   What do you really know?[0:17:35]   And Brittany, you know, maybe they thought she was like 38,[0:17:38]   40 years old based on, you know, the look here.[0:17:43]   I want to zoom into her face, but let's see this exchange one more time.[0:17:47]   For the last month, I've been dealing with that.[0:17:49]   And I felt 58 years old.[0:17:52]   You look 58.[0:17:53]   How old are you? Can I ask that?[0:17:54]   25.[0:17:55]   I'm turning 35 and there's 10 years between us.[0:18:03]   Yes.[0:18:05]   So what are you saying?[0:18:06]   She's such a disgusting pig.[0:18:08]   You thought she was 45 years old?[0:18:10]   What's the thing?[0:18:11]   What's so surprising, Hila?[0:18:14]   Let's put her away.[0:18:15]   Oh, God, look at this climb, man.[0:18:18]   So I'm at a restaurant the other day.[0:18:21]   Did you guys see this on Facebook, my big post?[0:18:23]   Do we have that?[0:18:24]   You want to send that post to me?[0:18:25]   Because there's a little video that's very funny that went along with this.[0:18:28]   One of my cutest videos I think I've ever posted,[0:18:31]   was the simplicity of this video.[0:18:33]   So simple, but the cuteness is so...[0:18:37]   Pass that over to me.[0:18:39]   I'm sitting at dinner and I go to examine Hila Klein at dinner.[0:18:44]   I think we had just finished eating.[0:18:46]   Well, we were sitting beside these two teens.[0:18:48]   Yes, that's what it was.[0:18:49]   Okay, we're sitting beside two teens.[0:18:51]   When I see two H3-looking teens, I get really excited.[0:18:58]   When I'm ever at, what's that mall store, Zoomies?[0:19:01]   Yeah.[0:19:02]   Is that what it is?[0:19:03]   Or Journeys?[0:19:04]   No, what's the mall store that carries Teddy Fresh?[0:19:06]   Oh, yeah, Zoomies.[0:19:07]   Zoomies.[0:19:08]   Every time I go to the mall and I walk past Zoomies,[0:19:11]   I get a big kick at wondering if the people in there,[0:19:17]   if the kids, the Zoomers, know about Ethan Klein.[0:19:21]   I don't know why.[0:19:22]   That, to me, pleases me.[0:19:24]   I'm walking around so old.[0:19:25]   I've got a cane.[0:19:27]   I'm decrepit.[0:19:28]   I'm walking around the mall.[0:19:29]   I couldn't possibly know about Ethan,[0:19:32]   so I'll go up to a little kid and I'll go,[0:19:34]   do you know about Ethan Klein?[0:19:36]   And they all get very excited.[0:19:39]   And there's really no purpose for this,[0:19:42]   but we saw these two Zoomery teens.[0:19:45]   They were sitting next to us.[0:19:46]   Well, it was this nerdy-looking guy.[0:19:50]   Yeah, a guy.[0:19:51]   With long ears.[0:19:52]   Well, they weren't really teens.[0:19:53]   They were probably 19.[0:19:55]   To me, they looked like teens, but I'm 30,[0:19:57]   so I'm a little bit older than others.[0:19:59]   Let's turn 30.[0:20:01]   You're getting cheated on this year.[0:20:03]   Please.[0:20:04]   You are getting cheated on.[0:20:05]   What about till 31?[0:20:07]   Can I not get cheated on?[0:20:08]   You're getting cheated on.[0:20:09]   I'm going to treat her like love is blind,[0:20:11]   where I keep going,[0:20:12]   you're not the type of girl I would normally date.[0:20:15]   You don't really look like the type of chick[0:20:17]   I would normally date.[0:20:18]   You're much less attractive than the chicks I usually date.[0:20:22]   But I love you.[0:20:24]   Thank you.[0:20:25]   So we're sitting there,[0:20:26]   and yeah, we got these two dopey teens in one of them.[0:20:28]   But why we noticed them, sorry,[0:20:30]   was that the girl was wearing this jacket,[0:20:32]   and then she took off her jacket,[0:20:34]   and she was wearing just a bra.[0:20:36]   It was pretty cool.[0:20:37]   In a restaurant, which I thought was crazy.[0:20:39]   Teen girl, she had red hair.[0:20:41]   She was one of those nerd chicks.[0:20:43]   You know how a nerd chick has this sexual thing[0:20:47]   that they go through where they're 19,[0:20:49]   and they're into furries and anime.[0:20:52]   It was one of those nerd sex chicks.[0:20:55]   And she's a big nerd,[0:20:56]   and she's with this other big nerd,[0:20:58]   and they're on their little date,[0:21:00]   and they're both awkward,[0:21:01]   and then she takes off her coat.[0:21:03]   We're wearing coats right now here.[0:21:05]   It's freezing, 47 degrees the other day.[0:21:09]   And she takes off her coat,[0:21:11]   and she's got this bralette.[0:21:13]   Is that what you call it?[0:21:14]   Where they wear lingerie is her shirt.[0:21:16]   Have you ever seen this?[0:21:17]   And she's got her little red-headed tits[0:21:20]   smashed into this bra, and the geeky nerd.[0:21:23]   It's like, ooh, they're good.[0:21:24]   They were on like a-[0:21:25]   Well, she did quite the reveal.[0:21:26]   I mean, if I was gonna-[0:21:27]   She did a reveal![0:21:28]   And this guy was like one of those teen movie kids[0:21:32]   who's like, we're gonna, you know,[0:21:35]   we're gonna lose our virginity this year.[0:21:38]   It's a pact.[0:21:39]   He was one of those kids[0:21:40]   where they've made a pact to-[0:21:42]   Super bad style.[0:21:43]   Lose their virginity.[0:21:44]   God.[0:21:45]   It's freshman year, college now.[0:21:47]   We gotta lose our virginity.[0:21:49]   So when she took off this coat[0:21:50]   and she revealed these little nerd tits,[0:21:54]   he was like, and we're sitting next to them.[0:21:57]   We're old.[0:21:58]   We've done it all.[0:21:59]   We're looking at the nerds.[0:22:01]   And when we're out at a restaurant,[0:22:02]   that's what we do.[0:22:03]   People watch.[0:22:04]   We start insulting everybody.[0:22:06]   We just start insulting the waiters.[0:22:09]   And in my head, I go,[0:22:12]   I gotta do something about H3 to these kids.[0:22:15]   I'll blow their mind, right?[0:22:18]   And-[0:22:19]   Every kid knows Ethan.[0:22:20]   It was perfect.[0:22:21]   I wanted to talk to those kids about Hila or Ethan.[0:22:25]   And I go to my phone to look up Hila.[0:22:28]   I was gonna like put her on my phone[0:22:29]   and like just leave her on the table[0:22:31]   and kind of like slide it over.[0:22:32]   So they go, oh my God, he knows Hila.[0:22:34]   And then I'm searching for Hila.[0:22:38]   No user found.[0:22:40]   No user found.[0:22:42]   I go, Jules, what's good?[0:22:44]   And I haven't commented on a Hila Klein post in four days.[0:22:49]   In four days.[0:22:50]   My last post was telling her,[0:22:52]   I hope you're better burning all your Balenciaga.[0:22:56]   You better be burning that Balenciaga, Hila,[0:22:58]   because you're no different.[0:22:59]   You know, that Teddy Fresh.[0:23:01]   No different than Balenciaga.[0:23:03]   I mean, it's a teddy bear.[0:23:05]   It's a teddy bear.[0:23:06]   They're doing all sorts of freaky deaky stuff.[0:23:08]   They're putting choker collars out.[0:23:11]   I would say if you're gonna go after Balenciaga,[0:23:14]   you must go after Teddy Fresh.[0:23:16]   By the way, my take,[0:23:19]   apparently got a take on Balenciaga last week,[0:23:22]   according to the internet.[0:23:23]   Oh yeah, people were mad about that.[0:23:26]   I got swatted about six times[0:23:30]   because I said, I don't even remember[0:23:32]   what I said about Balenciaga.[0:23:33]   Me neither, but I looked at the YouTube.[0:23:35]   Here's what happened.[0:23:36]   Here's what happened.[0:23:37]   Many of you, for one reason or another,[0:23:40]   investigated months of your life[0:23:44]   talking about Balenciaga.[0:23:47]   And then I come in and I just say some heinous thing[0:23:50]   that maybe wasn't your take.[0:23:53]   And now you got very upset with me.[0:23:56]   I can't believe any listener would ever be upset with me.[0:24:00]   We're on the same team, my friend.[0:24:02]   I couldn't believe it.[0:24:04]   Couldn't believe it.[0:24:05]   You know, it's very rare.[0:24:07]   We've only had one listener that's ever been upset with me.[0:24:10]   In the 20 years I've done this show,[0:24:12]   we've only had one listener, Todd Detter.[0:24:14]   Other than that, every listener's been on my side.[0:24:19]   I've never had a complaint.[0:24:20]   I've never had a criticism.[0:24:22]   I've never had a listener make fun of me.[0:24:25]   I've never had a listener say I'm wrong.[0:24:27]   This week, I had four listeners.[0:24:30]   Four.[0:24:34]   Tell me, Mike, we don't, you know what?[0:24:37]   Stick to fools watching, Mike,[0:24:39]   because you really don't know about our Balenciaga.[0:24:44]   So I'm really sorry.[0:24:46]   We thought about it more.[0:24:47]   We thought about it more, and we've decided you're right.[0:24:51]   And I'm here to tell you, Teddy Fresh,[0:24:54]   the Klein's Teddy Fresh is Balenciaga times 100.[0:25:01]   Go after them.[0:25:02]   I've got your back.[0:25:03]   We could really bust some pedophiles.[0:25:04]   I put an example pic in NextUp if you want.[0:25:06]   Yeah, yeah, yeah.[0:25:07]   We're going to show you this.[0:25:08]   I think someone posted this in the group too.[0:25:09]   Let me finish this up.[0:25:10]   This is Brittany Broski.[0:25:11]   Cut to her.[0:25:12]   She wears a cowboy hat.[0:25:13]   She has nothing to do with cowboys.[0:25:15]   She lied about being a Harry Styles fan.[0:25:18]   The tea community is not okay with that.[0:25:23]   The boa community is not okay with that.[0:25:25]   Look at this fucking man.[0:25:27]   If it were up to me and if the laws didn't exist.[0:25:37]   So this is her.[0:25:38]   And if you hate her, join me.[0:25:40]   Join hands with me.[0:25:42]   Let's do something about it.[0:25:45]   This is a call to action.[0:25:47]   A college.[0:25:49]   College style call to action.[0:25:52]   Which means no one gets hurt.[0:25:54]   There's nothing illegal.[0:25:55]   Don't do any crimes and just have a fun time.[0:25:58]   Let's watch this clip one more time.[0:26:00]   And then I'll show you why Teddy Fresh is the Balenciaga that you never knew.[0:26:07]   Come on woman.[0:26:09]   I don't know what's going on here.[0:26:11]   How old are you?[0:26:12]   Can I ask that?[0:26:13]   25.[0:26:14]   Oh my God.[0:26:15]   I'm turning 35.[0:26:18]   Ten years between us.[0:26:21]   What did you think?[0:26:23]   Oh sorry.[0:26:24]   I do a lot of Sebastian Maniscalco voices now.[0:26:27]   What did you?[0:26:28]   We're going over a special.[0:26:29]   I'm addicted.[0:26:31]   What did you think?[0:26:34]   You're going to say.[0:26:35]   Trust me.[0:26:36]   It's going to get way better than that.[0:26:38]   I love Sebastian, but the world doesn't.[0:26:42]   They're done with him.[0:26:43]   Even the Italians are done with Sebastian.[0:26:46]   We'll show you today.[0:26:47]   Look at this.[0:26:48]   Five?[0:26:49]   How are you getting so old?[0:26:53]   How do you not know each other's ages?[0:26:56]   I know everyone's age.[0:26:57]   Your age, his age, Brandon Mueller.[0:27:01]   Who's a listener we could call out that would shock them that they don't think we know who they are?[0:27:06]   You know who my favorite guy was?[0:27:07]   Let's hear about this.[0:27:08]   The internet group?[0:27:09]   Yeah.[0:27:10]   I get such a rush when I go in there and I see a post from David McCarroll.[0:27:15]   David McCarroll.[0:27:17]   Okay.[0:27:18]   He's a Contra listener.[0:27:20]   He's Contra.[0:27:22]   We love David McCarroll from the bring back group coming out.[0:27:27]   He gets a lot of hate on there for some reason, but every time I see one of those posts, I know, do I laugh?[0:27:33]   I love David McCarroll.[0:27:38]   He'll come on there and be like, Oh my God, I was just listening to Rogan one day and he was shitting on the Irish.[0:27:43]   You wish you could be Irish or something bullshit like that.[0:27:46]   And then everyone in the comments is like, shut the fuck up.[0:27:49]   Shut the fuck up.[0:27:50]   We hate you and we've always hated you.[0:27:53]   Don't stop David.[0:27:54]   I seriously love it.[0:27:55]   Can somebody make a list of the people that bring back members that they hate the most from our show?[0:28:01]   I love him.[0:28:02]   Oh, there's one rule haircut to me.[0:28:04]   So there's a rule here under our, my rule.[0:28:08]   I'm like the Elon Musk of this show.[0:28:10]   Okay.[0:28:11]   I create all these rules.[0:28:14]   I, you know, outside of red bar, you can do whatever you want here at road bar.[0:28:18]   Once you're here under my, uh, red bar, everyone must get along.[0:28:25]   During the live shows, you must get along outside of the live shows.[0:28:29]   You can do whatever you want in the live show.[0:28:31]   Everybody there is your brother from, uh, middle Eastern to Jew to Negress.[0:28:39]   That's a black woman and Negress, um, Hispanic.[0:28:44]   We've got a lot of Hispanics in here.[0:28:47]   They don't even know how to use the computer.[0:28:49]   They don't even know how to type.[0:28:51]   And Kanye's got a song for all you today.[0:28:53]   We're going to play this new Kanye release that came out.[0:28:56]   I think this was recorded at the Gavin McInnes studios.[0:29:00]   Um, but under this, while you're here live, you got to get along with all the trans people, gay people, black people.[0:29:07]   All right people, the Jews, the spics, the liars have to get along with the truthers, the dirty cheats of the world.[0:29:15]   The dirty cheats of the world have to get along with the people who have done nothing but nice.[0:29:21]   And you all have to get along or you can't listen to the show.[0:29:25]   Um, outside of that though, outside of live hours, I want you to dox, terrorize, swat, uh, frame.[0:29:35]   Do people still frame? I hope you're out there framing.[0:29:39]   I do a lot of framing. I frame people.[0:29:43]   Yes, you love doing that to the bachelor community.[0:29:46]   Yes! Okay, let's finish this clip.[0:29:49]   I'm going to play it one hundred more times.[0:29:51]   It seems like people in the chat are already going.[0:29:53]   There's no fighting in the chat.[0:29:54]   David McCarroll has an attitude problem.[0:29:56]   David McCarroll doesn't know what he's doing. I don't care.[0:29:59]   I love him. I love every listener.[0:30:02]   There's one listener I don't like.[0:30:05]   His name will be revealed at the end of today's episode.[0:30:09]   There is one listener, only one, who will go down. Just kidding.[0:30:14]   But McCarroll's posting about me.[0:30:16]   Oh yeah, there's a new wizard guy.[0:30:17]   This show? What did David McCarroll do?[0:30:20]   There's an amazing post about how Joe Rogan wants to fuck that bee lady, which I thought was so stupid.[0:30:25]   I thought that was great. You gotta give McCarroll a break.[0:30:30]   His name has the word Carol in it.[0:30:32]   You think you would like him because you love Christmas again so much.[0:30:37]   Apparently, all of our listeners love Christmas so much they always have.[0:30:42]   There wasn't a four-year period where they didn't like it.[0:30:44]   Now they like it. Or they've always liked it, yes.[0:30:47]   And his name is McCarroll. That should remind you of your favorite thing to do.[0:30:52]   By the way, if you believe in God, you better be caroling this year.[0:30:56]   I want footage of everyone caroling door to door, which should be illegal.[0:31:03]   You know, I have a sign on my door that says no caroling.[0:31:06]   No soliciting is the first sign. No caroling.[0:31:09]   And then quiet recording in progress.[0:31:12]   And then of course, yes, my dog has a gun.[0:31:15]   That kind of stuff.[0:31:16]   Alright, let me show you this. Remember, we're celebrating Jules' birthday if you came in here late.[0:31:21]   We're drinking. This is real. This is not just a sticker.[0:31:25]   Two-ninety. That is ridiculous.[0:31:28]   Two-ninety. It's really not even very good.[0:31:31]   And neither of us like champagne. It's great. I'm having a great time.[0:31:35]   The more champagne I have, the worse the show's gonna get.[0:31:41]   Well, they can't be mad at us today because it's my birthday.[0:31:44]   And to say something mean on my birthday would be crazy.[0:31:47]   That's the thing about the show. It's her birthday. What can you do?[0:31:51]   What can you do? There can't be a complaint in the world.[0:31:54]   Someone says McCarroll has taken a lot of shit and stood tall. And that is so true.[0:31:59]   He's stood tall and he's not afraid to post.[0:32:02]   There's a new guy named Jesse who's posting all the time.[0:32:05]   We shouldn't even be talking about this. Seriously, nobody cares. We're all here to have fun.[0:32:12]   That's all this show is. It's just a huge water park.[0:32:16]   And we're just here to have fun. You don't go to the water park to start arguing with the guy who works the tube slides.[0:32:21]   Somebody is telling me in the chat right now that Brennan from Love is Blind.[0:32:25]   There's a police report saying that he knocked a woman out.[0:32:29]   I... Okay, here's the deal.[0:32:32]   When Jules told me you gotta watch Love is Blind, I was in my coma.[0:32:37]   This is when I was in bed, laying on my side, dying and shaking, hating everybody.[0:32:42]   I get an inner ear itch.[0:32:46]   She was telling me, let's watch Love is Blind. I open the show. It's the pods. I go, this is filmed all wrong.[0:32:51]   The colors are wrong. There's too much suede everywhere. Everything's brown and gray.[0:32:56]   Suede with Maroon Suede, which is a new song by Taylor Swift.[0:33:01]   Maroon Suede just came out. It's a song about love is blind.[0:33:06]   I said, this love is blind. It's not for me.[0:33:08]   You got me into Bachelor in Paradise. I like that because I'm a fan of black butt boxes, of course.[0:33:18]   Look, I'm such a fan. I put one on my microphone.[0:33:21]   This is a black butt sensor box from the Bachelor in Paradise.[0:33:26]   God forbid we see what's inside downstairs.[0:33:31]   But she puts on Love is Blind. I go, this is not for me.[0:33:34]   I hate this so much. You watch this while I'm asleep.[0:33:38]   Just like I did with Game of Thrones or what's that other one they want me to watch now?[0:33:43]   House of the Dragon.[0:33:45]   House of the Dragon. Put it on while I'm asleep, I say.[0:33:49]   But she said, I promise Love is Blind gets good.[0:33:54]   And you've heard other shows talk about this and you've gone, this is not for me.[0:33:58]   And you're right, but I watched Love is Blind. This gets kooky.[0:34:04]   Mike, it's fake. You're falling for me.[0:34:08]   This show is fucking nuts. And what were we saying about it? Why was it even brought up?[0:34:13]   Because Brennan Nock, the guy who married the Alexa, the Jewish family girl.[0:34:18]   There's a big fat fucking kite on the show.[0:34:23]   She is the biggest, fattest Jew. And you go, can they put one good Jew on TV so everybody doesn't cut their heads off?[0:34:30]   Speaking of Jews, I got something for you.[0:34:33]   Yes, the way that they portrayed her family.[0:34:35]   Put on some Jewish music for me.[0:34:38]   Put on some Jew- wait.[0:34:40]   Watch this. Everybody look at me.[0:34:43]   Watch this.[0:34:51]   What is that?[0:34:53]   Turn that off. What's going on? Why is there-[0:34:56]   Don't mix that.[0:34:58]   Okay.[0:35:02]   Oh, in my hand is a Jewish little popsicle[0:35:08]   Made out of chocolate, a Jewish star and a menorah[0:35:13]   Found this at the grocery store.[0:35:15]   Isn't it sacrilegious to eat a menorah? We're eating it later day on the show.[0:35:20]   Okay, we'll find out. I got lots of other props here.[0:35:23]   You know, they have a little Jewish section at every store.[0:35:25]   It's so ugly, right? The whole store is decked out in Christmas.[0:35:29]   And then you have this Jewish section with like blue crypt.[0:35:34]   Terrifying stuff. We were at Crate and Barrel getting these wine glasses last night or these fludes.[0:35:41]   And they had a menorah that was just a diagonal piece of rock, like a hip menorah.[0:35:48]   I don't know if those count.[0:35:51]   I really don't think they count.[0:35:53]   Shalom alein.[0:35:55]   Shalom alein.[0:35:57]   Yeah, we're going to do a lot. I got a lot of little Jewish surprises down here.[0:36:02]   But I always have this on my desk.[0:36:05]   These are these chocolate Jew coins, right?[0:36:08]   And I had to take these off my desk recently. A lot of people notice this.[0:36:11]   They usually sit here. I had to take it off during the Kanye thing because I was getting too much heat.[0:36:15]   I didn't want to bring too much heat to the show.[0:36:18]   So I hid these in the attic.[0:36:21]   Shameable.[0:36:23]   Well, yeah, we have an attic up here. I hid these high in the attic.[0:36:27]   I'm ready to bring them back since now being anti-Semitic has turned into just a joke.[0:36:32]   And it's not even scary anymore because Kanye made it funny, I guess.[0:36:38]   So now it's not even scary anymore so we can bring the coins back.[0:36:42]   But I was at the store and they were selling these coins.[0:36:44]   And I was like, how do they not by now sell chocolate Jewish credit cards?[0:36:54]   Jewish credit cards? I mean, nobody uses coin anymore.[0:36:58]   They should sell like debit ATM Jewish credit cards with the Visa logo embossed.[0:37:04]   And then you could trade those because this is what people do.[0:37:07]   If you didn't know this, on Jewish holidays, they go, oh, let's count these money.[0:37:11]   $100 million, $1.02, $4, yes.[0:37:18]   And then they iron their, yeah, you've seen it this way.[0:37:21]   I was like hanging my bills on a clothing line and they iron the bills.[0:37:25]   But come on, guys, we need Jewish chocolate credit cards.[0:37:30]   I found something similar. Let me show you this.[0:37:33]   This is, look at this. Cut to the close up here.[0:37:38]   This is a bar. I saw this at the store.[0:37:41]   Get lit.[0:37:45]   Space done evenly. There's like less space here than there is here.[0:37:49]   And it's a Jewish bar that says get lit.[0:37:52]   What the fuck?[0:37:54]   Thought that was weird. And then, yeah, it got my hair cut to the close.[0:37:58]   I didn't think it was. This is a Menorah Star of David.[0:38:02]   Cut this to the close up.[0:38:04]   Yeah, play that. Play that now.[0:38:11]   I'm really weak.[0:38:14]   I'm really dumb.[0:38:18]   Look at this. This is scary to show. People are going to kill me.[0:38:22]   For those of you, I just need you to know, I am not Jewish.[0:38:26]   For those of you who are trying to do stuff to me, I am not Jewish.[0:38:31]   I hate Jewish people. I'm, I hate them.[0:38:35]   So this is, and isn't it weird they want you to eat the Star of David?[0:38:38]   There's no chocolates with the cross on it, is there?[0:38:42]   That is disrespectful.[0:38:44]   Do you ever eat a chocolate Jesus Christ face?[0:38:46]   Oh, I'm sorry. I did not mean to mention his name in vain.[0:38:48]   Was there any Jewish people in the room while they were making these decisions?[0:38:52]   I know. And I saw Jewish marshmallows with the Star of David on them.[0:38:56]   And they want you to melt those into the cocoa.[0:38:58]   What the fuck?[0:39:00]   You don't want to melt Jewish stars. You want to eat that.[0:39:02]   I mean, you don't want to do anything with them.[0:39:04]   It's a symbol of worship.[0:39:06]   Warship my God. Cut to the close up so they can see this.[0:39:10]   Warship my God. Warship my God.[0:39:13]   Looks like a fucking pitchfork to me.[0:39:16]   I want to get a pitchfork with a menorah on it to hold proud at a march.[0:39:23]   Pitchfork menorah.[0:39:25]   Whoa, clap your hands.[0:39:28]   Jewish people don't have hands.[0:39:30]   Okay. Thank you so much for that, Sonic Jules. Where were we?[0:39:33]   Where were we?[0:39:35]   If we hate all Jews, we will kill all Jews.[0:39:38]   What?[0:39:40]   Her family's German.[0:39:42]   So I don't know why you got a problem with me.[0:39:45]   All right. Let's hear this clip and then we'll talk about what were we talking about?[0:39:48]   Anything special?[0:39:50]   We were talking about Love is Blind.[0:39:52]   Love is Blind. That show is psychotic. That's a good show.[0:39:55]   I'm friends with the guy on that show, Cole.[0:39:59]   Very close.[0:40:01]   Very close. And I'm with him.[0:40:03]   You know, how do you go on a reality show as an overweight, non-white?[0:40:10]   Are you scared out of your mind?[0:40:12]   So this show is about Love is Blind.[0:40:14]   They've got blindfolds on. They go in the pods.[0:40:17]   This is a gray velvet room.[0:40:22]   It looks like something West Elm made out of all their horrible furniture.[0:40:27]   And it's got just velvet everywhere.[0:40:30]   And they're sitting in these really ugly pods.[0:40:33]   And the whole idea of the show is like you don't know what the person looks like.[0:40:37]   And you're supposed to love them based on their personality and then propose to them based on how much you love them based on a talk.[0:40:44]   Where you're all lying to sound really cool in front of the cameras.[0:40:48]   How do you sign up for this show as an Egyptian, overweight, non-white, disgustoid?[0:40:59]   Aren't you so scared?[0:41:01]   Because Love is Blind.[0:41:03]   If I'm in a pod, I'm imagining a hot white built for reality TV.[0:41:08]   And then I'm in this pod and then I come out and go, oh hey.[0:41:11]   And it's this big, obese, fucking Egyptian woman.[0:41:15]   Well maybe you aren't no prize either.[0:41:18]   No, I'm definitely better than anything that these people have.[0:41:23]   Imagine me on The Bachelor in Paradise sitting there all hunched over by the thing sweating, covered in zits.[0:41:33]   Well who would you have picked Colleen?[0:41:35]   I always wonder, what would they think of me on The Bachelor?[0:41:38]   Would I be like a disgusting, vile old man?[0:41:42]   Or would I be cool to these women?[0:41:43]   That's what she says every time.[0:41:46]   But then I'm just going, stop hiring mixed race obese people for these shows.[0:41:55]   It's so disgusting.[0:41:57]   And if I were sitting there in a pod as a normal white human and then they open the door and it's like, what the fuck do you think?[0:42:08]   It's like, do you think I'm like a risk taking skydiver that I'm going to pick somebody like that?[0:42:20]   And to go on a show like that knowing like, and I'm always thinking like, race, race, race, race, race.[0:42:25]   I got pulled over by a black cop the other day.[0:42:28]   And because of you and your Twitter, you know, I'm not like a racist person.[0:42:31]   I love all the races, black, white, Puerto Rican and Jamaicans.[0:42:38]   And I got pulled over by a black cop.[0:42:41]   Instantly I'm thinking of everything on Twitter about race.[0:42:44]   And I'm thinking, what could I say to this guy to let him know that I'm on his side?[0:42:49]   But what is his side?[0:42:51]   He is a cop, so is he on the alt-right?[0:42:53]   But he's black, so does he hate whites.[0:42:56]   But it's so weird in the real world, it seems like all the identities seem to get together and get along pretty fine.[0:43:05]   Isn't that weird? Whenever I'm out, do you guys do this?[0:43:08]   You see somebody of another race and you go, oh my God, they probably, oh God, they've got a whole list of things that they're demanding from me.[0:43:15]   Uh oh, what's going to happen?[0:43:17]   And then they're acting normal. I saw, listen to this, we were on a hike and this is big news.[0:43:23]   I could go hiking now. That's a big milestone.[0:43:24]   I went on a hike, I did great.[0:43:27]   I was climbing up, I was sweating, did a little of this behind a rock. Shut the fuck up.[0:43:34]   And I'm on a hike and two Mexican people all of a sudden show up on this hike and I go, oh my God, we're going to get killed, right?[0:43:43]   Because of the race war.[0:43:45]   And then this Mexican guy, he's like taking pictures. Everybody, this is everybody on a hike now.[0:43:50]   Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, like taking pictures of each other.[0:43:57]   So this Mexican guy is taking pictures of his Mexican wife. He's going like this, do, do, do.[0:44:03]   And then he starts going, and he's singing in Mexican.[0:44:10]   He sounded amazing. So I start rolling tape because I wanted to get the sound of a Mexican song within the echoey mountains.[0:44:17]   And she catches me and Jules like laughing about the man singing. And then she looks at us and goes, starts laughing.[0:44:28]   And I go, these Mexicans are getting along with us just fine. I couldn't believe it.[0:44:35]   A Mexican man and woman looked at us. They smiled. They treated us like humans.[0:44:42]   We smiled back. We shared a little. Hi, how are you?[0:44:45]   So I couldn't believe it. Share a smile.[0:44:49]   I thought every other race hates every other race. If you see them, there's going to be a fight.[0:44:54]   But it's not true in the real world. All the races seem to get along. I can't believe it.[0:45:00]   If I was, we had a black checkout guy at Crate and Barrel. He was talking our ear off.[0:45:05]   We go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought you hated whites based on online.[0:45:11]   He says, no, no, I'm a seasonal worker, sir. I'm on Adderall. I talked to him.[0:45:18]   Have you noticed the seasonal workers are all on Vyvanse and Adderall. They're talking your ear off.[0:45:24]   Have you ever met a retail worker now? They've figured out it's not just for Steven Crowder and the journalists now and the Twitter people.[0:45:31]   Everyone's on Adderall. They, they figured out it makes your job fun.[0:45:34]   So for instance, when I'm out in public talking to another human being, I feel like I'm drowning.[0:45:42]   Okay. If another human being starts talking to me, I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.[0:45:47]   Oh, okay. Uh, I got a lot of gun stories to tell you too, and I don't want to spoil anything.[0:45:57]   Mike really did jizz on a rock during the hike, by the way.[0:46:00]   Are you allowed to jizz on a rock or will it grow a weird cactus?[0:46:11]   I took a pic even. I have it saved.[0:46:15]   I did not jizz on a rock. That's not true.[0:46:19]   It is. I did not jizz on a public land rock. It's illegal.[0:46:25]   Um, I don't jizz, I don't jizz, but it's very funny with the seasonal workers. They're all on Adderall now and they're talking your ear off.[0:46:37]   And when they do this, I push Jules towards them. And then I go shopping. I go on the other way to the other side of the store.[0:46:45]   I'm at Crate and Barrel. She's checking out for these, this seasonal worker, which is another bad word for black person, seasonal worker.[0:46:52]   He's backing these up. Yo, yo, yo, you want to sign up for the credit card? You want to sign up for the credit card?[0:47:02]   I'm on the other end of the store pretending to look at espresso makers and I could hear this guy screaming at my wife.[0:47:10]   And then you're sitting there, you know, going, do I draw? Do you know, do I go save her? Do I draw on this guy?[0:47:17]   He's talking to my wife, but no, you know, I push her towards the seasonal worker. I say, let her take the brunt of the Adderall.[0:47:25]   But they're yapping their ears off and good for them because it would be hard to get through that job without yapping.[0:47:32]   And when you're on Adderall, you want to talk. I took Adderall once when I went to a Kanye West merch drop at the mall, Northbrook Court Mall in Illinois.[0:47:42]   They were releasing the Life of Pablo Chicago merch. There were like 10,000 people who came to the mall that day.[0:47:52]   We had to wait in line for about six hours. Jules still lived in Canada at the time and I was going to buy her some Kanye West merch.[0:48:01]   And I waited in this line and I took Vyvanse. It was very early. I had to wake up at about 6 a.m. I took Vyvanse.[0:48:10]   I'm in the line alone. I'm talking to everybody. Guess who I run into in the line? Red bar listener, Kevin Fragouli.[0:48:18]   You've seen him in the brick, Kevin Fragakis. He's one of our biggest stars. I run into him in the line. I'm even nice to him because I'm on Vyvanse.[0:48:26]   I was talking. I was saying hi. If I wasn't on that drug, I'd be revolted. Then I bought $698 worth of the Gildan Life of Pablo merch.[0:48:41]   And then you got home and the Adderall wore off and you were very pissed off.[0:48:44]   So this is what happened. I bought $600 worth of the Kanye merch. It was all printed on Gildan. It all looked horrible on me.[0:48:53]   So I waited in line for six hours. I talked. I get home. The Vyvanse wears off. I'm looking at my receipt. I'm trying on the clothes that are all ill-fitting.[0:49:02]   And I'm going, this isn't right. He ripped us off. He ripped us off![0:49:08]   We're never buying Kanye merch again. And today I just bought a $100,000 Balenciaga outfit.[0:49:16]   Can you get that for me? The Balenciaga shirt? So I could prove to them that I own Balenciaga.[0:49:22]   Yes, I forgot that we own that.[0:49:24]   Get that. Put it on the break screen. We'll be right back.[0:49:26]   No, it's up here. I can toss it.[0:49:28]   Oh, you can toss it? Is everybody having a good time? Stephen Powder.[0:49:31]   They're shocked that you did jizzing outdoors.[0:49:33]   Oh, please. It's all a joke. Mike is popping Addie's and busting. I didn't pop any Addie anytime soon. That was years ago at the Kanye pop-up.[0:49:43]   It's not a joke.[0:49:45]   The Addie's is a joke. We'll tell you everything. We have nothing to hide. Look at this. I was going to wear this on the show, but I'm too scared.[0:49:53]   First of all, cut to the close-up cam. Look at this. This is the Kanye. I want to show you the tag on the Kanye Balenciaga.[0:50:00]   Now, did we buy this or did a listener buy this for us? Jules.[0:50:04]   I bought that a long time ago.[0:50:06]   Look at the tag. Can you see this? A Jewish star. Wait. Can we see this? Why can't I get this? A Jewish star with a cross on the tag.[0:50:18]   That's the image that it got him banned from Twitter.[0:50:20]   No, it's not. That was a swastika inside.[0:50:22]   Oh, yeah. That's right.[0:50:23]   This is a science religion.[0:50:27]   By the way, I'm a scientist. Cut back to me. I joined Scientology. Respect my religion. Remember that? Remember when we allowed Scientology to go on?[0:50:40]   I just watched Mavericks, the Tom Cruise movie about Top Gun. By the way, it was horrible.[0:50:47]   Are you guys mental? Are you all mental? Who saw that movie? What else do you like? Bradley Cooper movies?[0:50:55]   I mean, it wasn't horrible. It sucked.[0:50:57]   You didn't get any... Were you like, oh my God, are they going to be on a mission? No, sorry. I don't think it's cool to fly jets.[0:51:04]   No, that movie fucking sucked. Joe Rogan was right. That movie blew at 97. More like a 17.[0:51:12]   I did like it when they were talking about how hard the mission was going to be. And I was sitting there going, oh my God, how are they going to do this mission?[0:51:20]   Who is this baby on this shirt? That's Donda, of course.[0:51:23]   Yo nigga! Donda! You could say that now because Kanye. You could call his mom a nigga. He allows it.[0:51:33]   He told me. And look at the back. I was going to wear this on the show, but I go, those Balenciaga boys will kill me.[0:51:40]   They don't understand any joke anymore. And also that shirt is way too big. Oh yeah? We use this to set up tent at the campsite.[0:51:49]   Those Balenciaga guys, they don't allow one joke anymore. Like if I wear this, I'm part of the conspiracy where I melt a baby.[0:51:57]   Made in the USA. It says, I was going to wear this. I can't even wear it. I'll probably get in trouble for just holding it now because that means I'm an extreme pettist.[0:52:07]   Wants to eat up the kids, do some research. Maybe you'll find out that's true. You should probably try to kill me over it.[0:52:17]   You understand? They think that's a political rant. That's a political rant to them.[0:52:22]   Okay. So yes, but look at that. A Jewish star. You know, can you imagine buying this close? And how much did this cost us?[0:52:32]   Like 250 bucks.[0:52:33]   250 for a shirt no one could wear.[0:52:36]   I think it came out right when Donda came out and I ordered it and then it showed up like three months ago.[0:52:41]   But this is Balenciaga ex Kanye, right?[0:52:44]   I think so.[0:52:46]   We're giving this away.[0:52:48]   No, I kind of want it.[0:52:50]   I got an inner ear itch.[0:52:53]   Okay, I'll allow you to do it.[0:52:55]   No, I got an inner ear itch. It's really, really bad. I've been doing a lot of self care lately. Too much self care.[0:53:00]   And now I have an inner ear itch. Okay, what was I getting to here?[0:53:05]   That's a double Denny. That shirt looks a little big. Well, not on me. I am growing.[0:53:10]   Demon Pendergrass. I'd wear that shirt backwards. The shirt is pretty good. I'm reading the chat here.[0:53:16]   You should read the chat.[0:53:18]   No longer use jizz on rock. Use t-shirt please. Save the forest.[0:53:23]   What happened? Has anybody ever tried jizzing on desert rock to see what happens?[0:53:28]   While a bunch of families are right behind rock?[0:53:33]   Is it illegal to jack off if a family can't see you because there's a big rock?[0:53:38]   Jack off?[0:53:41]   Can you jack off with a family if there's a rock between you and the family?[0:53:47]   They didn't know.[0:53:49]   That baby looks like Jordan Peele remade Annabelle.[0:53:52]   So it's a setup. Yeah, I get a lot of death threats too because of my views.[0:53:59]   They planned the Jew vs. Kanye thing to sell. Yes, they did. Thank you so much.[0:54:04]   I believe it. Mike is looking healthy. Thank you.[0:54:07]   That haircut was worth the wait. Thank you so much. I got a little haircut here.[0:54:11]   I got a whole story about the haircut if you'd like to hear it.[0:54:14]   But I know that's a lifestyle rant and some people don't care about my lifestyle.[0:54:18]   I went to get a haircut and I go to the top stylist in town who is always booked.[0:54:27]   You got to try to get her two months in advance and there's only one top stylist in town and then the rest of them are all these imbeciles.[0:54:35]   For instance, I once went to this place to get a haircut and I'm not kidding.[0:54:40]   The guy put the cape on me and then he goes,[0:54:41]   I got to tell you, sir, your hair is like too long for me and I don't really know how to cut long hair.[0:54:50]   And then I'm looking around and everyone's a fucking Mexican guy with a fade.[0:54:55]   You know, all they know is these clippers and they're buying these really like Palestinian looking clippers off Amazon where they're like the clippers are gold and they've got these embellishments on there.[0:55:06]   And I'm going, what?[0:55:09]   And he goes, uh, sorry, sir, I don't like think I could cut your hair.[0:55:14]   I just don't know how to cut long hair.[0:55:16]   And I go, get the cape out.[0:55:18]   I went to the guy at the front desk.[0:55:20]   I go, your barber says he doesn't know how to cut my hair because I'm so sorry.[0:55:26]   I made a big stink. I ran out of there.[0:55:27]   But, uh, this particular haircut, I went to a chain and I walked in there with jewels.[0:55:37]   I make her come with me to the haircuts.[0:55:39]   I make her come with me everywhere like a mom while I go and I cry and cry and cry.[0:55:46]   I get to this haircut place and a woman waltzes over to me like Jennifer Coolidge, who I think is cool.[0:55:52]   By the way, I like Jennifer.[0:55:55]   Every year of my life until this year, I hated Jennifer Coolidge.[0:56:03]   Now I love Jennifer Coolidge.[0:56:07]   I'm not going to give you any spoilers from White Lotus.[0:56:10]   Hopefully you're all caught up.[0:56:12]   Uh, that ending, huh?[0:56:14]   You know, Michael Imperioli, she loves him.[0:56:19]   Man, I wish we could just talk about White Lotus for five hours, but I watched an interview with Coolidge.[0:56:26]   She's actually really cool.[0:56:29]   Like she's hip. She's funny.[0:56:32]   She gets it.[0:56:34]   But I'm at this haircut place in a Coolidge.[0:56:36]   I walk in, I go, yeah, appointment for Mike at three.[0:56:40]   She goes, okay.[0:56:42]   I had never been at this haircut place before.[0:56:44]   And she walks up to me and she goes like this.[0:56:46]   And it's a very Coolidge woman.[0:56:47]   And she goes, and she's holding a black kimono.[0:56:53]   And I go, oh no.[0:56:55]   And she goes, here, put this on.[0:56:58]   And I go, and before I know it, she's put my arms through a black kimono.[0:57:03]   She's tying a belt around my waist and nodding it.[0:57:07]   And then I'm to sit back in the waiting room.[0:57:11]   Imagine this.[0:57:13]   It's like a spa black kimono.[0:57:17]   She puts it on me and then I have to sit.[0:57:19]   I've never been in this place before.[0:57:21]   I'm sitting next to Jules in the kimono like this, waiting for my haircut.[0:57:27]   And it was really weird because I don't want to meet my new female barber for the first time wearing this gay ass kimono.[0:57:35]   She doesn't know what I look like now.[0:57:37]   She doesn't know my style.[0:57:39]   So I get to her and she goes, hi, nice to meet you.[0:57:41]   And I'm going, hello. And I'm wearing just the kimono.[0:57:43]   And then I sit down in the seat and then she puts another cape over me.[0:57:45]   The regular barber's cape.[0:57:48]   Yes.[0:57:50]   So I go, what was this kimono for?[0:57:53]   Because usually what happens, you go to the barber, you sit down, then you get in the barber chair.[0:57:57]   They cape you.[0:57:59]   They ask if you want to wash, which I decline every time I just washed.[0:58:03]   If you let your barber wash your hair, you're queer.[0:58:08]   Their nails are grinding against your scalp.[0:58:11]   And they've just done that to like a Mexican guy before you getting his skin cells under their nail.[0:58:19]   And now they're doing that to you.[0:58:21]   No gloves.[0:58:23]   And I'm watching my barber.[0:58:25]   I'm sitting there in my kimono in the waiting room, embarrassed as fuck in front of everybody.[0:58:30]   And I'm watching her wrap up a haircut.[0:58:33]   And this is a barber I've never met, the salonist.[0:58:36]   And she's doing an Indian guy's hair.[0:58:39]   And I'm looking at his hair and it's all, of course, every guy, you go to the barber, every guy's getting their hair cut as short as it could go.[0:58:47]   Because that's all they know.[0:58:49]   I can't even believe it.[0:58:51]   You go, why would you want your hair that short?[0:58:53]   You're going to have to get a haircut in a week.[0:58:55]   It's going to grow. You know what I mean?[0:58:57]   They all get it shaved and it's all shaved and everything's clipper based.[0:59:02]   No, no, no. I want some hair.[0:59:04]   And I'm watching, I'm looking at this Indian man's hair.[0:59:06]   He looks like, uh, who's the guy from Bachelor in Paradise?[0:59:11]   Who's the, uh, Aaron looks like Aaron.[0:59:15]   And I'm looking at his hair. It looks terrible.[0:59:17]   And I'm going, oh no, oh no.[0:59:19]   His hair looks terrible.[0:59:21]   Jules, should I get out of this kimono and jet?[0:59:24]   She goes, no, no, no, just stick it there.[0:59:26]   And I'm so scared.[0:59:28]   I get into the thing.[0:59:30]   I'll tell you, this woman wasn't that good, but my hair is so nice that you could jack it up.[0:59:36]   I could style it.[0:59:39]   She missed a lot of jewels. I didn't even tell you she missed.[0:59:42]   I had a strand shooting out like this when I got home.[0:59:45]   A strand. I had to cut it myself.[0:59:47]   Are you going to tell people what picture you used to show her?[0:59:50]   You want me to hear this?[0:59:52]   Do you want to hear this?[0:59:54]   It's pretty embarrassing.[0:59:56]   So I'm sitting at home.[0:59:59]   Hold on. I might need some champagne for this.[1:00:01]   Do you guys like my lifestyle rants?[1:00:03]   I do. So that's all I care about.[1:00:07]   We want to hear about the news.[1:00:10]   Not every guy has the Jewish looks of a Mike Davis.[1:00:14]   Believe me, I got better looks than you, buddy.[1:00:19]   This is what happened.[1:00:21]   I'm sitting in bed and Jules being a millennial.[1:00:27]   She's a girl. She's a Zoomer.[1:00:29]   We go, okay.[1:00:31]   And we're having a discussion about AI art.[1:00:35]   And we're watching the world do their AI art as we've all seen.[1:00:41]   We've seen everybody post.[1:00:43]   They're hilarious.[1:00:45]   AI art. It doesn't even look like me art.[1:00:49]   And I'll tell you this before I continue the story.[1:00:52]   Of course, I hate AI art.[1:00:56]   I'm going to go one further.[1:00:58]   I hate, can we get Eaton Klein off my screen here?[1:01:01]   He does not deserve to be anywhere near me.[1:01:03]   He is not losing weight.[1:01:05]   I'll take care of that.[1:01:07]   He's not losing weight.[1:01:09]   So let's stop with that.[1:01:11]   There will be no losing weight.[1:01:13]   I will kill myself before he loses weight.[1:01:16]   Okay. If he loses five pounds, mark my word.[1:01:20]   I will kill myself live on the show.[1:01:22]   You have my word.[1:01:24]   So you better not let him lose weight.[1:01:26]   So I hate AI art.[1:01:28]   But to be fair, I hate art that looks like AI art.[1:01:34]   So people are showing their AI art.[1:01:36]   Like maybe you could send me a link of like,[1:01:38]   Brianna, Brianna from Brianna Chickenfry's AI art.[1:01:45]   Give it up for her.[1:01:47]   Barstool, Barstool, Alex Stein broke into my office.[1:01:51]   This guy should have been shot.[1:01:53]   I had Alex Stein break into my office too.[1:01:57]   We're going to roll this coming up on the show.[1:02:00]   Alex Stein broke into our office.[1:02:02]   We've got tape of that coming up.[1:02:05]   Alex Stein, he broke in my office demanding to talk to me.[1:02:10]   Cause he said kike.[1:02:12]   He wants to see kike.[1:02:16]   And then we've got this new Kanye song.[1:02:18]   We've got a lot of cool stuff for you guys today,[1:02:20]   but AI art to me,[1:02:22]   I'm against AI art.[1:02:24]   You'll never see me post anything like this, right?[1:02:26]   AI art.[1:02:28]   I saw somebody in the bring back group saying AI art is[1:02:30]   for the most vain people in the world.[1:02:32]   And what they want to do is they want people to think[1:02:36]   about their looks all the time.[1:02:38]   I don't have any AI art here.[1:02:40]   I have some wacky video here.[1:02:42]   Yeah, she didn't post it on her Instagram.[1:02:44]   So this is just from your show.[1:02:46]   Oh, okay.[1:02:48]   Do you guys know Brianna Chickenfry?[1:02:50]   What time code Jules?[1:02:52]   1-0-5-1-13.[1:02:55]   The less producing you do, the less birthday you get.[1:02:58]   3-29-5-14-7-19.[1:03:02]   So here's the thing.[1:03:04]   Can somebody find out what Ethan got Hila[1:03:06]   for her 35th birthday?[1:03:08]   I'm going to beat whatever he got.[1:03:11]   I will match for Jules' birthday live on the show.[1:03:16]   So that means even if you got her like a trip to the[1:03:19]   Bermuda's, I will match it because I must beat Ethan Klein.[1:03:26]   Do you know that I have gotten Jules so many amazing gifts[1:03:31]   this year that on her birthday, I don't know what to do.[1:03:35]   I have not come up with any.[1:03:37]   Her birthday is tomorrow.[1:03:39]   I got nothing planned.[1:03:41]   She will cry.[1:03:43]   That's not true at all.[1:03:45]   Even just being with you is more birthday[1:03:46]   than I could ever ask for.[1:03:48]   You hear that, listeners?[1:03:50]   She's just like you guys.[1:03:52]   It's true.[1:03:54]   So this is AI art.[1:03:56]   Let's watch this.[1:03:58]   If she's on a milk cart and I'm making yogurt.[1:04:00]   That's the alarm. This counts.[1:04:02]   Dave looks unfairly like he's part of Top Gun.[1:04:05]   He does.[1:04:07]   So they're all looking at their AI art and it's,[1:04:10]   you know, I love hearing about people talking about[1:04:13]   what they think they look like and what they look like[1:04:16]   here. You know, we've all seen this AI art.[1:04:19]   If you've been watching Philip DeFranco, he's exposed AI art[1:04:23]   telling you that it's been stolen from real artists.[1:04:26]   I don't like if a real artist paints something like this.[1:04:30]   I hate it.[1:04:32]   To me, that's not art to me.[1:04:34]   No, I don't want.[1:04:36]   I hate realistic art.[1:04:38]   You know, those people are like, wow, just like a real person.[1:04:41]   That to me is an art. Just take the photo.[1:04:43]   I don't need art that looks like photo.[1:04:46]   I am more into like, if you made him look like a family guy[1:04:49]   character, that to me is more art.[1:04:52]   I like that kind of art.[1:04:54]   This is the AI art.[1:04:56]   Oh, this was interesting.[1:04:58]   So Theo Vaughn is on the show.[1:05:00]   Bottom square.[1:05:02]   And they're showing this Brianna's AI art and Brianna uploaded[1:05:08]   all these pictures with her giant implants.[1:05:11]   And Theo starts getting horny for Brianna looking at her[1:05:16]   AI art.[1:05:18]   Let's see if I could back this up because it's showing these[1:05:21]   go back like 10 seconds.[1:05:23]   Yeah. Remember Theo is addicted to porn.[1:05:26]   He can't get over porn.[1:05:28]   Oh, he's got a porn addiction.[1:05:30]   So we've seen this Brianna on BFFs.[1:05:33]   He's seeing these voluptuous breasts and now he's horny,[1:05:37]   starts flirting with Brianna on BFFs, the swamp donkey.[1:05:42]   Yeah. So basically you put in a bunch of photos of you guys[1:05:44]   and they watch us fall categories.[1:05:47]   Oh, can you print mine?[1:05:50]   I got to actually get something for my mom.[1:05:52]   It's a good guess. Theo Vaughn.[1:05:54]   There's Dave and his beach house.[1:05:56]   She would like I think she likes.[1:05:58]   Okay. Here we go.[1:06:00]   Ten categories. So it's basically just like like these[1:06:02]   ones are called adventure ones and these are your four.[1:06:04]   So these are adventures of us.[1:06:06]   No, it's just Dave is the stupidest guy you'll ever be.[1:06:08]   You have two heads.[1:06:10]   These are adventures of us.[1:06:12]   They're adventures of you.[1:06:14]   These are, that's what it says on the notes.[1:06:17]   Do you guys watch BFFs?[1:06:19]   So good.[1:06:21]   So these are adventures of us?[1:06:23]   Yeah, Dave, they're adventures of you.[1:06:26]   That's what he says.[1:06:28]   Dave is the dumbest guy you'll ever meet.[1:06:33]   Okay. That's why I play it.[1:06:35]   Why are you looking at the negatives on me?[1:06:38]   You know how much business I can get done when I'm also my[1:06:40]   assistant, at least twice as much.[1:06:41]   I don't understand why he had one of those earphones somewhere.[1:06:45]   I don't understand.[1:06:47]   This is what I hate. I hate people looking at their AI.[1:06:49]   Why, why, why, why am I wearing heaven?[1:06:52]   Why am I in a space suit?[1:06:54]   Shut up.[1:06:56]   It's AI art, not art.[1:07:00]   This was just art.[1:07:02]   You could ask these questions.[1:07:04]   This is AI art. I've seen a lot of AR art going around.[1:07:08]   Compom Media Photoshops are AR art.[1:07:13]   Like Gino Bisconti.[1:07:15]   They will make art out of him that looks worse than art or him.[1:07:20]   That's AR art.[1:07:22]   AR stands for our favorite word over here.[1:07:26]   Rihanna.[1:07:28]   Josh just looked normal.[1:07:30]   Yeah, that just looks like Josh.[1:07:32]   They're all getting a kick out of their AI art.[1:07:34]   She looks like she got shot in the chest.[1:07:37]   It's her birthday.[1:07:39]   Yeah, I'm wearing weird headphones.[1:07:42]   Josh is just normal.[1:07:44]   Yo, I look good though.[1:07:46]   Yeah. Also, I want to say this.[1:07:48]   Everybody looks good somehow.[1:07:50]   No, that is not true.[1:07:52]   So we did some AI art tests.[1:07:54]   Here's something really cool about AI art.[1:07:57]   I was going, what happens if you're a disgusting pig?[1:08:01]   Because, you know, everybody's showing their AI art.[1:08:02]   They all look like supermodels, Iron Man, these hot babes.[1:08:08]   I'm noticing the world's uglies and the world's obese are not really contributing.[1:08:16]   They're not participating in the AI art weekly trend thing where everybody posts their AI art.[1:08:23]   And I'm going, if you're like an obese cow, like if you're Zach Amico, does your AI art slim you down?[1:08:30]   If you're really ugly, like who's like the ugliest guy we talked about on the show here?[1:08:36]   Who's so ugly?[1:08:38]   Kumiya. Does your AI art make you like Freddy?[1:08:41]   How about we try that? Can somebody during the show upload 20 pictures of Anthony Kumiya to AI art and let's see what comes out?[1:08:51]   Can we do that? You'll get a prize.[1:08:53]   You know what we should do?[1:08:55]   Go ahead.[1:08:56]   If you uploaded 20 different pictures of 20 different fools, would it make like a mega fool?[1:09:04]   So here's how AI art works. We tested it out.[1:09:08]   Now we will never post, never show.[1:09:11]   You might go, Mike, show your...[1:09:13]   It's never happening.[1:09:15]   I said to Jules, put me through the AI art.[1:09:19]   Let's see what happens.[1:09:20]   I want to see what these people are doing because I had this theory that they're uploading.[1:09:27]   They're trying to manipulate the generator to make their AI art the hottest that they can.[1:09:35]   So I wanted to see like, what do I look like with AI art?[1:09:38]   So we threw me through the AI art generator.[1:09:41]   It turns out this is a great program for picking your next haircut.[1:09:48]   I got a hundred options for some reason.[1:09:52]   They did 30 of these with the hair exactly how I've always dreamed my hair to be.[1:09:57]   I showed the barber AI art to get this haircut.[1:10:07]   But very embarrassingly, I said my wife over there who was with me, my wife, teen, stupid, a girl.[1:10:17]   Ran me through AI arts and I'm always doing my Sebastian voice now in public because I'm obsessed with Sebastian.[1:10:25]   I go, my wife ran me through an AI art generator.[1:10:31]   Why?[1:10:33]   I don't know.[1:10:35]   Here's what she says.[1:10:37]   My hair looks best.[1:10:40]   Match it.[1:10:42]   And the barber laughed.[1:10:43]   And by the way, all my AI art looks like a fucking melting-[1:10:49]   Can I show that?[1:10:51]   No, you could never![1:10:55]   Want to have an alone birthday of negative money?[1:10:58]   There's this one picture the AI art made of him where he has like a long mullet and he's playing the guitar.[1:11:04]   How did it know I rock?[1:11:06]   How did it know I rock?[1:11:11]   How did it know I'm from Iraq?[1:11:13]   All of my AI art came out looking like Saddam Hussein.[1:11:18]   I've been fantasizing about this second mic.[1:11:21]   Can I flash it for one second?[1:11:23]   No, you cannot![1:11:25]   Your birthday will be over.[1:11:27]   I'll smash this against the desk and jam it up your AI hole.[1:11:31]   Is one of you just sitting next to a microphone?[1:11:35]   You should see her AI art.[1:11:37]   It looks like Roseanne.[1:11:40]   I hate AI art.[1:11:41]   Why was I bringing this up?[1:11:43]   Oh, we're going to show you Theo Flirt.[1:11:45]   Let's show Theo Flirt. Yeah, watch this.[1:11:47]   There's some other ones.[1:11:49]   Yeah, but first of all, Josh is obviously a bot.[1:11:51]   He's never shown in the yard.[1:11:53]   Shorty right there looks like a missing person from 1989.[1:11:57]   Shorty![1:11:59]   Theo's calling Brianna Shorty.[1:12:03]   Shorty.[1:12:05]   You don't call a girl Shorty unless you're trying to get inside of her club, huh?[1:12:08]   Theo has a sex addiction.[1:12:12]   When he sees girl, he wants to start jacking.[1:12:16]   He has a porn addiction.[1:12:18]   He talks about this all the time. He can't cut off porn.[1:12:20]   He's sitting there alone with a greasy oiled up face.[1:12:24]   Does he ever take a paper towel and wipe that face?[1:12:27]   Plot your oil.[1:12:30]   He is the oiliest guy.[1:12:32]   Is it because he's jacking off before every show?[1:12:33]   Yeah, I just got to go to my psychotherapist.[1:12:39]   If you can't stop jacking off at the age of 80, you got a mental disruption.[1:12:46]   And he's covered in oil.[1:12:48]   Have you ever noticed the Au revoir girls out there?[1:12:51]   He's covered in oils.[1:12:53]   You ever see me that oily? Yes.[1:12:55]   But at the end of the show, the Au revoir looks like shit.[1:12:58]   And this is why I can't go on anyone's podcast because there used to be a thing[1:13:01]   where if you were on film, you were trusting the videographer to not shoot you in the worst possible way.[1:13:11]   Every one of these shows shoots the subject with like the worst lighting, oils.[1:13:17]   They're like sharpening it so all the zits come out and lines.[1:13:23]   I mean, I would be horrified if I was on any podcast.[1:13:26]   I mean, I would look like that.[1:13:29]   I mean, look at when you zoom into him.[1:13:31]   It's all crusty. You got like a brown line here.[1:13:35]   Grease. It's all dirty.[1:13:38]   Let's see if we can catch him hitting on.[1:13:40]   I think I found another one at 920.[1:13:42]   But this is just a clip of the show.[1:13:45]   Oh, okay.[1:13:47]   But the whole show he was going.[1:13:49]   He wants to fuck this girl. Yeah.[1:13:51]   Talking about her tits.[1:13:53]   Talking about her passe.[1:13:55]   The Volkswagen passe.[1:13:57]   Jesus. How was the last one?[1:13:59]   Now I'm back.[1:14:01]   Bree's a joke.[1:14:03]   This is crazy.[1:14:06]   I'll tell you what's happening here.[1:14:08]   You know, cartoon tits are a thing.[1:14:10]   I was watching Rick and Morty the other day.[1:14:13]   Getting horny as fuck over the daughter and the mom's drawing of the toot.[1:14:21]   Why?[1:14:23]   So I'm watching Rick and Morty. I'm like, this show is too sexual for me.[1:14:26]   And it's amazing.[1:14:28]   And I wish I had a pen here. I could show you how this works.[1:14:32]   Let's see if I got one.[1:14:34]   Let's see if I can find a pen for you. I'll show you how hot this is.[1:14:37]   Here, I got one if you want to catch it.[1:14:39]   No, that's okay. I got a little paper towel. I got a little pen here.[1:14:41]   And so I'll show you what a Rick and Morty tit looks like.[1:14:47]   That's pretty perfect.[1:14:49]   So right here, cut to the close up.[1:14:51]   In Rick and Morty, you got tits like this.[1:14:53]   That's enough.[1:14:55]   Anybody else out there getting horny from just that?[1:14:58]   I'm watching Rick and Morty.[1:15:00]   Now they got this another wife who's like a robot wife.[1:15:03]   And I would go, is this guy fucking mouthing the wife?[1:15:05]   He doesn't follow the plot at all.[1:15:07]   I don't know what's going on in Rick and Morty,[1:15:09]   but I see that there's another wife now.[1:15:12]   And I was going, that would be sick to have two wives.[1:15:16]   And then you got the daughter.[1:15:18]   Are they trying to make me horny with this on Rick and Morty?[1:15:21]   Because I'm watching this and here's the face. It's just like this.[1:15:24]   And that here, cut to the close up.[1:15:31]   That's enough to make me really horny.[1:15:33]   That's like a Rick and...[1:15:35]   That's hot.[1:15:37]   For some reason.[1:15:41]   What do you mean we don't like the champagne flute?[1:15:44]   Bam that guy. I just want to ban.[1:15:46]   I just want to show people the power of the show.[1:15:48]   Ban him. Seriously.[1:15:50]   We don't like the champagne flute.[1:15:52]   I don't like people who speak for we.[1:15:54]   We don't like the listeners.[1:15:56]   We don't know anything about the listeners.[1:15:58]   It's you and two guys.[1:16:00]   I'll unban you next show.[1:16:02]   Yeah, we'll unban you next show. You're banned.[1:16:04]   I hate banning people.[1:16:06]   Yeah, I know, but I haven't banned anybody in years either.[1:16:09]   We don't like the champagne.[1:16:11]   You and the we need to go.[1:16:13]   You're anti Jew.[1:16:15]   Oh my God.[1:16:17]   Mike is drawing.[1:16:19]   I love Mike. Look at these tits.[1:16:21]   Wait, wait, wait.[1:16:22]   And you never see a nipple.[1:16:24]   If you did, you'd come.[1:16:26]   Look at this. Cut to the close up.[1:16:30]   This is a hot chick.[1:16:32]   Do the mouth where it's like the two little,[1:16:36]   where they're going, and it goes, you know what I mean?[1:16:40]   You know that mouth.[1:16:42]   I'm going to show you the mouth of what most of our listeners mouths look like.[1:16:47]   We don't like the champagne flute.[1:16:50]   We don't like the champagne flute.[1:16:52]   We, yeah, you, you and what army?[1:16:55]   You're outnumbered.[1:16:57]   Anybody doesn't like anything on the show.[1:16:59]   You're outnumbered. I can tell you that right now.[1:17:01]   We.[1:17:03]   Here, let me fix this for a second so you know it's not some sort of weird thing that you need to come to my house to ban me.[1:17:09]   Look at this. Cut. Prop. Prop.[1:17:12]   It's just a prop for the show.[1:17:15]   No need to call in social security and have my kids taken away.[1:17:20]   This would get banned from YouTube. Yes, it would.[1:17:23]   This is henti art.[1:17:26]   You want to see some more henti art? I'm going to draw something.[1:17:29]   You tell me what this is.[1:17:31]   Okay.[1:17:36]   Oh, wait. Someone's saying they did kumia art.[1:17:39]   I'm going to, oh good. We got kumia here and it couldn't have processed haircuts of this.[1:17:44]   I drew some henti next to it.[1:17:49]   What is that?[1:17:52]   Win, lose, or draw.[1:17:55]   That's henti.[1:17:57]   Okay. I'm going to give this away for a big Christmas prize.[1:18:00]   Join the mailing list at redbarradio.net.[1:18:02]   Somebody will get this framed.[1:18:05]   And I will frame someone for it.[1:18:07]   Don't fold it.[1:18:09]   Oh, it's a paper towel.[1:18:11]   It unfolds. I ironed this out.[1:18:13]   Somebody will win this pen. I got an inner ear itch.[1:18:16]   Somebody will win this prize and somebody will be framed.[1:18:19]   Okay. I can't win that. I can win that.[1:18:23]   Join our mailing list at redbarradio.net because this Christmas, or actually I should say this holiday, I don't celebrate Christmas.[1:18:32]   Obviously it's a pagan holiday dedicated to the Nazis.[1:18:35]   I celebrate the holidays though, meaning I will give you money on the next episode.[1:18:43]   Listen to this. This is real, everybody.[1:18:45]   Sit down, Indian style.[1:18:46]   On the next episode, I'm giving away a $2,000, semi-new, I don't know the specs, Apple MacBook.[1:19:00]   On the next show, it was the computer that we were using for the show.[1:19:04]   It wasn't quite powerful enough.[1:19:06]   It's only been used for web browsing on season 20.[1:19:10]   So it's only been used 19 times. On episode 20, we got the new computer.[1:19:14]   You're going to win this laptop. It's signed into my iCloud.[1:19:21]   Pictures. My emails, all my passwords are yours.[1:19:26]   For joining the mailing list, we're going to pick one. Well, that's a joke. It's unsigned.[1:19:31]   I'm going, uh, by the way, I'm doing a lot of article reading on how to make sure this is wiped.[1:19:36]   My biggest fear is they get it and they go, there's a scrape of him still on here.[1:19:39]   I've got it all. I'm making an Instagram account of his best stuff.[1:19:46]   I will wipe it all, but somebody next week, this is 100% legit, is winning a $2,000 MacBook on this show.[1:19:56]   A 13-inch. Too small for me. I like a 16-inch MacBook.[1:20:01]   That's a nice one. No, the 15-inch is too big for the lap.[1:20:04]   It's a 13-inch. 13-inch is what they're got.[1:20:06]   That's what I'm saying. A 15-inch is too big. A 13-inch.[1:20:07]   Yes. Perfect. Next week, if you join the mailing list, now there's more than just joining.[1:20:14]   We're going to send out an email to the mailing list, meaning you got to get the email and respond.[1:20:21]   So next week after the show, we're going to send out an email to everybody on the mailing list to enter this contest to win the MacBook.[1:20:29]   This is real. It's not a bid. You got to respond to this particular email.[1:20:33]   And then on the next show, before Christmas, we're doing one show before Christmas, we will announce the winner and you're winning a MacBook.[1:20:43]   Now, we're also giving away multiple prizes. We're going to be giving away dozens of Red Bar Store gift cards for our next line of merch coming up, the best merch we've ever done.[1:20:54]   Save your money. It's going to be expensive. It's coming up and we're giving away a ton of it for free.[1:21:03]   Join the mailing list. That's all we need you to do. Join the mailing list. We've got some good Steven Crowder mailing list stuff to cover today.[1:21:13]   And did you know your mailing list? Not here. Here at Red Bear, we don't rent out your emails to somebody else. Did you know that everybody else is doing this?[1:21:23]   When you sign up for another podcast mailing list, they're renting you out to political parties to sell your emails to them.[1:21:31]   Did you know this? We have proof coming up. If you've ever joined any sort of political programs mailing list, it is being used against you and sold and you're being manipulated and sold and we'll show you.[1:21:46]   We got proof. Let's see if we got Theo Von, but join our mailing list at redbarradio.net. All you got to do is enter in your email, hit join.[1:21:53]   The three of us have gone on a mission.[1:21:56]   You'll get a confirmation and that's that. Okay. And then we're going to pick a winner. They're going to win the Mac book.[1:22:03]   We're going to pick dozens of winners to win gift cards, hundreds of dollars worth of red bar merch. Okay. Is that fair? Is that nice? Nobody else is giving you anything.[1:22:12]   That sounds pretty Christmasy of you. Nobody else is giving you a dime. Joe Rogan hasn't given you a thing. He sucks and sucks and takes and takes and feeds your mind with misinformation.[1:22:24]   Okay. Listen to this. This is Theo Von hitting on Brianna chicken fry, who is the scum of the earth. She stole a boa from a girl at a Harry Styles concert.[1:22:36]   She's a liar. She's a con. This whole Barstool, uh, you know, Dave Portnay is really the only one I give a pass to.[1:22:45]   Everyone else at Barstool is the lowest of the low inhumane piece of garbage. Alex Stein, Alex Stein's got a good point going over there.[1:22:56]   Do you guys know about Alex Stein? What he did? We'll show you a video today. He went to Barstool.[1:23:00]   This is a scary video for me to play because Alex Stein is a fan of the show. He wanted me to come on the show on the Alex Stein show. I said, no way Jose. I'm what's called cut some meat Jules.[1:23:12]   Here's what I've got to say about Alex Stein and Nick Fuentes. No, no, we're not calling Jimmy John's. I swear to God. Look at this. Cut to my thing. Look, calling Jimmy John's. Okay.[1:23:26]   Okay. Hi. What's up? Yeah. Let me get a double Libbo ski Bo Depot 14 inch with, um, like a nigger penis and like a spic tongue on it and a kike.[1:23:48]   You hung up with a bitch. Uh, Jules, can you please laugh in the background? I don't know why it would call Jimmy. Why would it call Jimmy John's conspiracy? Tim Apple, the Jew making you call Jimmy John.[1:24:06]   He's probably working with Jimmy John's and immediately he answered going, what do you want to order? It's like, maybe I'm calling for someone else.[1:24:11]   What the fuck did I say? Can somebody back up the tape? We don't want this. That bothered me so much. We don't want the champagne. I really hate these listeners who think they've got like a group of 16 listeners that they chat with and they think they're the majority owners.[1:24:26]   You know, I got to tell you this. You're outnumbered. All of you are outnumbered. There's no group of listeners that has it in the bag against me. All right. All right. Let's, uh, sorry about that. The Jimmy John's call Alex Stein. I've got a message for Alex Stein and Nick Fuentes.[1:24:50]   I'm too scared of you. I'm not going anywhere near you or your audience. I'm terrified of those types. I get calls all the time. Mike, Nick Fuentes wants to have you on the show. He likes you. I go, Oh my God.[1:25:06]   Recently? No. Yes. Mike Alex Stein wants to have you on the show. He really likes you. Oh my God. Mike, Vic Berger wants to have you on the show. He really, Oh my God. All people like red bar. That's the thing. And I welcome them all. They're all go on office hours. Vic Berger show with Nick Fuentes together. What's this? Why is it being Jewish and insult to you, Nick?[1:25:29]   Well, I think we know why now. Well, Nick Fuentes likes me and Alex Stein likes me. Guess who else likes me? Vic Berger, Robin Tran, Jen Kirkman. Guess who else likes me? The proud boys. Guess who else likes me? I don't think so. Kanye West called me. Kanye West called me and goes, what did he say? He said, I don't think so. I don't think so.[1:25:59]   What is Kanye's thing that they play all the time? Which one? Not so much. But what's the other one that he says? It's like a very funny new recent Kanye clip. The autistic one? No, where he just says one line where he goes, come on, we know it. Oh, it's so funny. Not gotcha. Kanye West is very funny. We have a new song from Kanye West coming up today. It was leaked. It's the funniest song I've ever heard, but I'll say this. Red bar welcomes all.[1:26:29]   We welcome the deepest January 6thers to the biggest like child molesting trannies. Yes, we like them all. What? If you want a January 6th and a child molester, they come together, they dance on this show. They all get along.[1:26:49]   I had Nick Fuentes at a secret party with the biggest drag queen. He was honking her tits in front of a child. And they were all getting along. It was me, a child who was two, Nick Fuentes, two drag queens, Robin Tran, Tim Pool, Kumiya, and a nigga. And they were all dancing.[1:27:12]   So that's fine. And you guys could all come together under this red bar. Okay. We're not going to discriminate against anybody here. Everybody is welcome here. Okay. It is nice to see. It was nice to see. I saw. No, I can't tell you. Okay. Where were we? What was he saying? No, I got a brand new Kanye song. Sam Tripoli does not like me. He's the only one who doesn't like me. So, but there's nothing not to like over here.[1:27:42]   Got an email about a death threat today. Uh, man, it's so scary. Show that one email to the guy. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. No, because they will join him. They will join him. I won't say his name, but can I read what it said? Sure.[1:28:00]   I get death threats for doing this show. I mean, I'm not online anywhere. All you see is me doing the show, right? Is there anything I've done on the show that deserves death threat? Why?[1:28:12]   Just take a chill pill. I don't know why we can't do death together. I tried this on Jason Voorhees once when he came to try to kill me. I go, can't we kill people together? And he goes, no, no, no, no. I'm not falling for that.[1:28:27]   So I tried to do this with my death threat. It's just like, I'll kill someone with you. Come on. You know, don't do it to me. Let's do it to someone else.[1:28:35]   But some guy was like, oh, Mike, I am a sleep therapist with 10 years in the business and I have the perfect trick for you to get deep sleep. Stick a dildo up your ass, you big fat kike or something like that at the first.[1:28:52]   I did it. That's why you have to show it. But the first whole part of the email was so like, I was like, okay.[1:28:58]   We got a lot of death threats. And when I get a death, this is what I do when I get a death threat. When I get a death threat email. And by the way, I'm not answering any emails anymore unless you're a Scars Club member. Sorry. Why would I care about you if you're not Scars Club? Seriously.[1:29:14]   I'm not trying to be famous. So why would I care about anybody if you're not Scars Club? Why? That would be like, uh, Elon Musk caring about you if you don't buy a Tesla, why would he care?[1:29:25]   So what I do now, if you email me, the first thing I do is I check your email address. I put it into the system. If you're not a Scars member, I don't even read your email. Why would I waste my time?[1:29:36]   Why would I care what a non-paying member has to say? What good would that do to me? I don't care. Why would I ever care?[1:29:46]   So I can never respond to this guy, but when I get death threats, I respond back like this, forwarding this to the police. And that's what I do. I forward it right to the police just in case.[1:29:59]   And usually that scares people off, but some people come back even 10 times harder. I will cut your head off. I will drain you of your, I go, I can't believe you have the guts to say that. Like, what if you got in trouble for this?[1:30:12]   He's the one guy lately who wants to drain you bad. You can't see that. Yes. Drain your blood. And you know how like celebrities and stuff go, I get death threats and you go, yeah, yeah.[1:30:21]   And you know how these women are like, we get these emails and stuff, Dasha and Sasha from Red Scare. They do. And believe me, when they go, I get people emailing that they'll rape you. They're going to rape Jules. They're going to cut you up.[1:30:34]   They're going to find you. They know where you live. They're watching you. They're going to, and I go, how do you even have the guts to say? And then I go, I get really scared because I go, like, I would never say that as a joke because you could get in trouble. Right?[1:30:50]   Like what if you got in trouble for that? So maybe there, if you're, you're willing to write that, I got to take it seriously. Like you're really, what if you do want to kill me? But then I go, why would you want to kill me? What have I done?[1:31:02]   He doesn't want to kill you. I think he just wants to hang out. Yeah. Well, I like that guy. I'm telling you, it scares the hell out of me. And I sleep with a holstered gun, uncocked. So if you ever run into my bed at night, remember I still need to cock it. So if you haven't seen me cock or heard of cock, you could run and try to grab the gun, which leads me to a spoiler alert I'd love to do. I'm not going to, don't say anything. And that might be a spoiler alert.[1:31:32]   I'll talk about a scene I saw in a show, but I got to make sure everybody's caught up. I would never spoil a show for anybody. I don't keep one in the chamber because I will blow my head off. I sleep with guns everywhere. I throw around guns as if it's a joke.[1:31:49]   I've got guns that have gone missing. Yes. I have two guns that I can't find. You get hate, you comment hate comments on ads you see for gun safe.[1:31:59]   Yes. I saw an ad for a gun safe the other day and it's like, okay, you're either a gun guy or you're a faggot. We don't put our gun. What good is a gun in like a key pad safe?[1:32:14]   Somebody's coming in and you've got to run your gun. It's like, are you out of your mind? Do you know how long that would take? And what if the key safe like goes bad? What if the battery dies?[1:32:24]   Who on earth? And I get emails saying, Mike, make sure you get a nice gun. Why do you think my dog is going to stumble upon my gun and kill himself? I hope then I can get back golden retriever that I'm dying for.[1:32:39]   And if your kids are stupid enough to pick up a gun and kill themselves, then make a new kid Christians. You love doing it anyways. Just make a new one.[1:32:48]   I do not believe in gun safes. I scatter guns all around the house. I scatter guns in the car. I've got guns where I don't even know where guns are. Every week I buy a new gun and I just throw it in the back of my Jeep. There's a pile of guns in there. I don't know what's loaded. I put bullets from other guns into other guns.[1:33:09]   I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with God. I've never cleaned any of my guns. They're all sticky barreled. Okay. Half the time they're going to backfire on me. I've got relics. I got God knows what. Do not care because I'm not a pussy.[1:33:26]   You want to be a gun guy? You can't be a pussy too. Gun guys love gun safety all of a sudden. There's nothing safe about guns.[1:33:35]   Actually, there is, and they don't do anything. You've got to be a real idiot to make a gun go off by itself. Literally, I keep my gun in the same bag I keep my supplements in, and I'm throwing it everywhere all day. It doesn't go off.[1:33:52]   I keep a gun in my, uh, this is, I'm not joking about any of this, by the way. I have a holster. I can't keep a holster that goes on the side. It weighs down my pants too much. And I don't like wearing a belt. So I have one of those holsters that points right down at my dick.[1:34:08]   And I keep my gun every, and it's just like falling out. Like I've had it fall out on the floor of bars, restaurants. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes. I'm at the Outback Steakhouse chasing down a flipping gun. Everybody's watching me run off. Sorry about this.[1:34:24]   It goes off.[1:34:26]   It doesn't go off is my point. Guns don't go off. If you don't cock it, there's nothing in the chamber that can't go off. So what is everybody so scared of?[1:34:37]   I've got bullets everywhere. I've got bullets, uh, but I'm never going to be able to hit a target. I'm too shaky. So there's a scene I want to talk about, about a woman using a gun.[1:34:48]   We'll say the show first so that I can't know that's a spoiler. That's a spoiler. That's what I mean. I've got a spoiler coming. How about this?[1:34:55]   Okay. If you don't want to hear a spoiler for any, if you don't want to hear a spoiler for any show, walk away from your computer.[1:35:02]   I got a guy emailing me. He says, Mike, you can't shoot in the lake because if you accidentally hit a rock, it could bounce. I go, we went over this. Yeah, I know, but I got another email. Listen to this.[1:35:14]   That is not true. If you shoot a rock, the bullet goes and then falls. It doesn't shoot back. Have you ever been at a range to shoot back at you from hitting the cement wall? No, it, it stops.[1:35:26]   Bullets do not bounce back. It would be terribly dangerous. Everywhere you shot, it'd be bouncing back at you. There's always a rock somewhere.[1:35:37]   You better hope that your predicted death for me isn't by gun. I don't give a fuck. You guys, if you want to own a gun, you cannot be such a pussy about having a gun.[1:35:46]   Oh no, I got to follow the rules. You guys all want to like pretend like you have so many, please just stop. I go to the gun store and go, what does this do?[1:35:57]   I want a thousand bullets for $6.95, the deal of the day. You know, I'm shoving in bullets. I'm using bullets that are meant for target practice for human heads. I'm using the bullets for human heads for target.[1:36:09]   I don't follow any of these stupid idiots rules. Trust me. They're all idiotic. These people shoot into the lake, shoot wherever the fuck you want.[1:36:18]   I'm so scared that a gun is going to go off though in the restaurant and how much trouble you to get it. Oh, here's a question.[1:36:26]   I was on a hike the other day and it said no guns. Okay. Am I still allowed to kill an animal if it comes towards me?[1:36:32]   So, okay. Here's my question to the gun guys that are so much more sophisticated than me. If I'm on a hike and it says no guns, there are families here, please.[1:36:45]   I, this is me on a hike. Okay. I'm like a policeman doing some training. This is me in a hike. Take out jizzing everywhere.[1:36:56]   And okay, so I'm on a hike. What if a Bobcat or a lion comes up to me? Am I allowed to shoot the lion?[1:37:09]   Even if it says no guns allowed, if a lion's come toward me, am I allowed to shoot it? And then furthermore, do I have to report that to the city or could I leave the lion there and continue my hike?[1:37:20]   It's a great question. Can I shoot any animal and lie and say it was coming towards me? Here's another thing. Can I shoot a homeless person and say he was coming towards us?[1:37:34]   And I think every responsible gun owner should shoot one homeless person, get an alibi to say the homeless guy was running towards you.[1:37:42]   At the end of the month, we'll have zero homeless people left. They were running towards us, officer. As you can see, our hair is brushed.[1:37:52]   See this? See these? See this? Look at him. He was running towards us. He had to go. I had a homeless guy get so close to my car today that I almost drew.[1:38:06]   And he's walking around just fine. He's sticking his sign in front of everybody's windows and he's going like this. And I'm stuffing my face with a taco.[1:38:19]   And I had to put down my taco for five minutes and wait for this fucker to leave my window. He's steaming right here. Right here.[1:38:28]   I don't want, can we start going, oh, I accidentally went over the median. The bums shouldn't be standing there. I mean, either kill the bums or give them a home.[1:38:39]   You got to pick. I fucking hate the homeless. I hate the homeless so fucking much. If you want money, go to a shelter.[1:38:49]   And I've never seen anyone give in this town any bum money. I've never seen them give, but they're asking. Please, please, please.[1:38:56]   I worry for their safety because the intersections here are so dangerous. And every time, every day there's like a drunk driving accident.[1:39:04]   Two old people in their cars lift over. I don't know how these homeless people, they must be like the flash jumping out in front of these cars.[1:39:12]   They're always standing right at the end in the most dangerous spot. I can't stand the homeless people. Seriously. It really ruins my whole drive in.[1:39:19]   I mean, I'm, I see two homeless people every time I drive to the studio and then now my whole drive is like thinking about.[1:39:27]   Well, maybe you should do something to help them instead of just complaining all the time.[1:39:31]   Help them. I would like to give them a loisin cake. I give them money when you're not around.[1:39:36]   I saw her give bums some of my money. I was so fucking mad. I didn't talk to her for a whole day after I found out she gave five bucks to a bum.[1:39:44]   I hate the homeless more than anything. Okay. People have walked. I hate people with homes. Someone said, should the people who walked away from the spoilers come back?[1:39:54]   Oh my God. Never walk away from this show. Are you crazy? Imagine there's like a guy standing around the corner.[1:40:02]   I'm pretty sure anyone who hasn't seen it has had it. I want to talk about the white lotus. So here's what we're going to do.[1:40:08]   I want to talk about the white lotus finale, but this will ruin everything about white lotus for you. So you have to, what can we do? How can we talk about?[1:40:18]   I really hate people who spoil things. I get really mad when people spoil things to me, a spoiler, like Jimmy Kimmel tries to spoil the show.[1:40:27]   Jimmy Kimmel has had on every actor from the white lotus actress, by the way, and they come on and he goes, Hey, can you tell us who dies?[1:40:35]   Shut the fuck up. I don't even want anyone to die in the white lotus. How about that? So all of you are sitting around hoping someone dies. How about a show where everyone lives?[1:40:47]   I know, right? Why does someone need to die in a show? And Jimmy Kimmel, by the way, can we pull up him with Aubrey O'Day? Aubrey O'Day, by the way, so fucking ugly.[1:40:58]   Yes. Aubrey O'Day. I mean, Aubrey, God, I always call her that Aubrey Marcus. What is her name? Aubrey Plaza, which is now every time I'm in like a Plaza, I go, Oh, it's Aubrey Plaza.[1:41:10]   But wait, wasn't it the one with Daphne that he was doing this? No, he does it with everybody. But I just want to show you Jimmy Kimmel's set. Jimmy Kimmel is the host of the, uh, I mean, Jimmy Kimmel really is bothering me lately.[1:41:24]   He's the worst one in his set is atrocious. Like every time that comes on, I get livid. I start going, why is this? I got to show people this, but let's, let's hear it. Let me do this. This is Theo here. I'll do this and I'll stop with my lifestyle rants.[1:41:44]   This is crazy. I'll tell you what's happening here. The three of us have gone on a mission to land on one of them.[1:41:51]   So yeah, I can't, I can't, it freezes. Case closed. Theo wants to jack off over rocks. Theo Vaughn is afraid of me. Spread it. Theo Vaughn is afraid of Ian Ellis. Does anybody get weird things from this guy, Ian Ellis, and you can never tell what the hell he's talking about or anything he posts.[1:42:13]   There's a whole scene like that where it's just a scratch, scratchy drawings and stuff. Okay. Look at this. This is, uh, I'm going to show you this show. This has really been bothering me. I'm a set person.[1:42:28]   Do you know, we have somebody who listens to the show is a dear friend and I'm not going to tell you her name, but she is a set, an art director for very famous movies. That's it.[1:42:41]   That's all I'm saying, Jules. Nobody's going to give that away. And every day I am embarrassed of my set thinking that this art director is watching this set going, Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God.[1:42:55]   So I want the art director to tell me what they think of this set. Look at this. This is Jimmy Kimmel's set. There's nothing to it. It's a blank desk with your principal's name tag on it.[1:43:11]   A blank desk, cheaper than mine. And the set is just a shitty backdrop of these cartoon cities. There's not a plant. There's no other prop. Look how bad this set is.[1:43:24]   Our next guest is a talented actress. His career has taken her from theater to soap opera to film and now premium streaming cable. You can see her on the white Lotus Sundays on HBO and HBO max. Please welcome Megan Fahey.[1:43:37]   I mean, I'm better looking than him. My set's cooler. I say cooler stuff. Why he on TV? Shouldn't we swap? He should be here for 2000 listeners a day.[1:43:52]   I mean, look at this space. It's literally just an empty, there's nothing to it. Why, why must they, uh, why must they, uh, do we deserve something like this? I just don't understand. It was like COVID came and they're like, let's cut the budget and then never bring it back.[1:44:16]   But what are you saving? Budget for what? A couple of fake plants you can't afford? No plants? You're just in an abyss? Look how bad this gets.[1:44:27]   This girl is not hot by the way.[1:44:36]   Nobody is hot if they have freckles. Sorry. Oh, that's a library malfunction. Hold on.[1:44:43]   Nobody is hot if you're covered in freckles. Sorry. Really? Remove them. Imagine if I had a bunch of brown dots. Freckles are flat zits.[1:44:57]   Freckles are in right now. I'm getting zits all over the place because of my creatine intake. 2.5 mgs twice a day of on labs, creatine.[1:45:09]   Got a zit here. Can you guys see all my zits? We have a successfully covered them up. I shouldn't have said that because now I kind of do, but before I didn't notice.[1:45:18]   It's okay. I think my zits still look pretty good compared to the freckles on this bitch's face. Now you won't be able to see the freckles today. For some reason, she's got no freckles here, but on the white Lotus, so many freckles ruins the show.[1:45:31]   How are you doing? You must be colder than Chris Hemsworth in the Arctic right now. What the fuck? You can't say that to a woman. Why? Leave her alone.[1:45:44]   Leave her alone? And why are you sitting six? He thinks the six foot COVID rule means you're going to be higher than a person by six feet.[1:45:51]   Look at this set up. This is a set. What is so fun about this? Move the chair closer to the desk. Lower your chair, Jimmy. This is the worst show. Watch how bad this gets.[1:46:05]   Well, I just watched Chris Hemsworth, so I'm not that cold. I don't see a freckle on her now. So do they put fake freckles on her on the show or is she wearing completely?[1:46:14]   I think that they just give her a nice eye. Well, what the fuck on the show? It's just not close on the show. You got freckles everywhere here. I don't see a freckle in sight. She's just wearing a lot of makeup, which is what I prefer. Ladies.[1:46:27]   I don't like even one freckle. I don't know what they are.[1:46:32]   And the word freck? You know? I had an inner ear itch today. So this girl, and by the way, this girl is not that hot.[1:46:46]   You don't think so? No.[1:46:48]   How are you? I just want to tell you something because my wife and I, we really, we enjoy the White Lotus.[1:46:54]   Yeah, same. We've been watching you and we'd never seen you before. Like, who is this actress?[1:46:57]   I know. It's so nice for all these people to pretend that they know who I am.[1:47:02]   But that's not the point I was getting at where you're saying like, she is so great. You really are a standout on the show.[1:47:09]   And then, you know, we, then I happened to look at the week coming up and I was like,[1:47:14]   And why is everybody, I thought the rule was you don't button your shoot while you're sitting down.[1:47:19]   And now everybody does that?[1:47:22]   Okay.[1:47:24]   Shall I look good? Ah, she looks pretty fucking cool.[1:47:29]   This is like what I looked in that haircut. I was like this. It was even worse. It was like all the way up to here.[1:47:35]   And I was like, hello, nice to meet you. Damn, my body's getting nice, huh?[1:47:40]   Look how good my body's getting. Can people see? I have like a pretty nice body for an older guy. Look at this.[1:47:47]   I mean, this is a pretty nice body. I mean, I could be, you guys thought I was going to be like a big fat fuck by now.[1:47:57]   I mean, this is a pretty nice fucking body, dude, for an old man.[1:48:01]   I could be like Brian, I saw Brian Redband's body the other day.[1:48:05]   I saw Marsha's body the other day. You see Marsha on Gino's show?[1:48:09]   I got one of the better bodies in podcasting shape wise. I mean, everything's where it should be.[1:48:19]   See how this is coming up now for my workout. There's no shoulder padding under here. Look, prove it.[1:48:25]   This is nice. Nothing wrong with this body. Now look at this back is getting all formed here.[1:48:31]   This is a four day split. And uh, what do people think about my body lately?[1:48:36]   I think it's time for you to have a shirtless pic. I might have a shirtless pic after the holidays here, of course, because I don't want to eat too much, you know.[1:48:44]   But I've got a pretty good weight balance here. I weigh 126, which is your average weight for a-[1:48:50]   Every day, morning, he gets on the scale first thing and he goes, oh, I didn't gain one pound.[1:48:55]   I'm still at 126. I can't be right for somebody who's 5, 11, and 40.[1:49:05]   So my weight is about 118 normally and then it jumps to 126 and then right back down to 117 or 118, which is what I weighed in third.[1:49:16]   Okay. Uh, okay. Let's watch the show. Don't worry about my body that much.[1:49:20]   Oh, she's on this week. So here you are.[1:49:23]   Yeah, it's my first talk show. I'm very excited.[1:49:25]   Oh, look at this. When are we going to reveal it?[1:49:30]   Over there, we got a whole studio audience like that. Two rows and rows and rows of empty seats and we're going to pack them one day.[1:49:38]   People have never seen this side of the studio, which is rows and rows.[1:49:42]   And I got hundreds of employees that have to be here to operate this giant place.[1:49:47]   Rows and rows of seats of silent people.[1:49:52]   All right. So, um, he's going to ask her, and this is the question that I don't like about this white Lotus, what's coming up.[1:49:58]   You've had a Broadway and a soap operas. And so you were very like a kid when you started rolling.[1:50:04]   This is a question. So people are going to tell me that I'm taking, cause everybody's accusing of taking steroids.[1:50:09]   Um, I'm not taking any medications. I'm not taking any shirts. I could go over.[1:50:14]   I want to go over my supplement list, but I'm waiting to make sure that that's actually what works.[1:50:21]   I would never like to show you something that doesn't work, but in three weeks, I'm ready to, to reveal my supplement list, supplement times, dosage, brand, and everything I'm doing to make myself this great.[1:50:40]   You know, I was suffering last year. This time I was in bed. I couldn't walk. And because of me and only me, no doctor, just me optimizing, hacking, reading, doing this and that.[1:50:53]   I'm back. This is a miracle and a miracle that the world should be paying attention to. And I've got a list.[1:51:01]   My phone, I can prove it right here. If I'm my damn phone, she's not waving me. No, she's not waving me. No. This time. Let's see.[1:51:11]   Let me find my phone because I had a list. I made a checklist and I'll do a sneak peek right here. Let's see if that's okay.[1:51:19]   Whole checklist of what I'm doing. And every morning I check off what I do. I'll tell you how many things I'm in.[1:51:27]   One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12. Only 12 supplements. No medications.[1:51:42]   And I've completely rebuilt my form. I could walk, I could hike, I could dance, I could sing.[1:51:50]   And the doctors told me there was no way to do this without surgery. And the other doctors told me the specialists, the big specialists all over the country said there's no way.[1:52:00]   There was no cure. There was nothing we could do. We could try some surgeries. And I read about the surgeries, these life ending surgeries.[1:52:09]   I was able to fix myself. Myself. And I've got that. That's coming up for everybody. I will reveal my secrets once I can prove that they work.[1:52:21]   And I did it with no, there's no TRT. There's not even a testosterone inducing supplement in this list. This is all very basic stuff.[1:52:31]   I won't take anything that's goofy. I won't take, I'm even trying to get off ibuprofen, Advil. I won't even touch the stuff. That's how strict I am. So I'm not touching anything goofy.[1:52:42]   Organ meat. No organ meat. No special diet I eat. Whatever I want, by the way. That's another thing too, these special diets. I'll tell you something about that. There's no need to follow those either.[1:52:54]   There's a few simple tricks and I'm almost ready to reveal those. And you've got living proof. This was a man who was dying. A man that was told probably would never walk again.[1:53:06]   And here I am, jizzing on fucking rocks. Listen to this.[1:53:13]   I was 18, but by the time I actually was doing the Broadway show, I was a little bit older. I was like 19, 20.[1:53:19]   How do you get a job on Broadway?[1:53:22]   Listen to this crap.[1:53:24]   You got to have my mom. That's the key.[1:53:28]   Is she available?[1:53:30]   Just look at this. This is what you're looking at. Just a gray, blue. You would think we've just turned everything. Imagine she's not there. All you're seeing is kind of gray and blue.[1:53:37]   No, I went to an open call.[1:53:43]   4.30. Here, listen to this. I would have been watching that for hours. This is the stuff I don't like.[1:53:50]   For the record, you've not.[1:53:52]   For the record. To anyone's knowledge, yeah.[1:53:55]   That's interesting because now on the show you're on, your character seems to be very likable, very friendly, wealthy, a little bit out of touch.[1:54:03]   But also people think you're maybe the murderer in that opening scene of the first episode. There's bodies floating in the water.[1:54:12]   And then last night we were watching you said, I'm not a victim. And that was a little bit of a red light or a warning.[1:54:20]   Yeah, it's like a turning point, I think, for sure. Because the first two episodes you're sort of meant to think.[1:54:25]   So everybody is interested in who's the killer. I hope you're not.[1:54:27]   Are you watching this show and even thinking about a dang killer? I'm not. I just want them to conversate at breakfast.[1:54:36]   I want to watch a series of couples eat breakfast and gossip and, you know, figure out if they're rich or something.[1:54:46]   That's it. I don't need a murder. I don't need there to be a killing in my shows. I don't need there to be murder in my movies.[1:54:54]   It says a lot about you if you need there to be a killing in every show.[1:55:00]   But this show has that too. Of course, we've got Sam Tripoli trying to kill me. I mean, this is real.[1:55:07]   How would you guys feel if your killers were being paraded all over national TV? Did we have any new Sam Tripoli stuff today?[1:55:16]   This guy is on record saying he is going to kill me. And by the way, now that I'm in shape, come and kill me, bro.[1:55:24]   I can't say that, but please try to come and kill me now because I could jump higher than you. He is so ugly, by the way.[1:55:32]   And his kids are even uglier. We've got that new Victor Pratley card. Can we show that?[1:55:40]   I'll find that. We've got this artist in the bring back group. He's so legendary. He's doing this garbage pale kid series of all of our fools.[1:55:48]   And the latest one is Sam Tripoli. We're trying to work together to get physical cards. I'm still a little behind on that.[1:55:56]   I actually want to talk to a lawyer first to make sure none of these guys can sue me for putting out these cards.[1:56:02]   But then I think we are going to put out physical cards. We're trying to make them like the best high quality cards.[1:56:08]   And then each of you will get a pack of all the fools cards for a very low price. And most of the money is going to go to Victor Pratley.[1:56:15]   I'm not interested in making any money on this show. I've already died and come back. I don't need money. I just need friends.[1:56:23]   You, the listeners. So I'm doing whatever I can to keep you on my side. I don't want to charge a dime for anything over here.[1:56:31]   I was going to, you know, I looked at my subscription. VSCO, the SEO, my photo editing app. They raised the price $10 here.[1:56:41]   $10 price hike for my photo editing app. I haven't raised the Scars Club in years. I could raise that. Tim Dillon does it.[1:56:51]   Tim Dillon does it. Tim Dillon does one hour once a week for $25 Patreon money. Could you imagine if I tried getting away with something like that?[1:57:03]   You know, who is the other guy who does it? I mean, all these guys, you should see their Patreons.[1:57:08]   You know, they'll say, oh, you can be a Patreon for five, but we also have 15, 25, $50, a hundred.[1:57:14]   And believe me, most of these fans are signing up for the higher ones so they could be in, you know, good graces with the host.[1:57:22]   Oh, you're coming over for some more? It's her birthday, everybody. Hava, her birthday, hava. Here she is. Look at that.[1:57:33]   There she is. So we're going to show you Victor's new card of Sam Tripoli. I want to really make Sam mad again.[1:57:39]   You know, Sam claims he's sober. Sam Tripoli claiming he's sober. And if you're sober, well, then you're retarded now, if that's how you act when you're sober.[1:57:50]   We think he's still doing coke. We definitely think he's still doing coke. He seems to think like not doing alcohol means he's sober.[1:57:58]   And by the way, there is nothing cool about being sober. You're admitting how weak. Imagine if I could not have a drink.[1:58:07]   Why should you respect somebody? Why should you listen to somebody gab if they can't even have a drink without their entire life imploding?[1:58:17]   Now I know many of you are alcoholics too. It runs in the family. You're weak. That's fine. You're not on a podcast telling every man and woman what to do.[1:58:27]   God, look at my traps. You're really looking nice today, huh?[1:58:31]   Wait till you see my reveal next summer. I'm going to be wearing a t-shirt again. I'm going to put tape all over all of my tattoos because you guys aren't ready for that.[1:58:40]   I got all these giant anti-Jewish tattoos all over because of this Kanye thing.[1:58:46]   Did you guys know that he has a tattoo on his arm, a big tattoo of the Chicago flag?[1:58:54]   That's my favorite one.[1:58:55]   Listen, I got all my tattoos when I was 16 and 21, 27 and 32. She can't judge me for those. I will be putting big band-aid extra size stick-ons all over the tattoos. She can't see them.[1:59:12]   But I will be revealing my t-shirt bod come next summer and it is going to blow Sam Tripoli's body out of the water.[1:59:20]   The other Sam Tripoli news was he's actually hiding from us now.[1:59:25]   Yes, he is hiding from us. So we've got proof of that. He is hiding from us.[1:59:29]   Next up.[1:59:31]   Next up. Let's see. Sam Tripoli is two years sober. Let's see this. There's nothing cool about being sober. It means you're a complete loser.[1:59:41]   And if you have some of this, you go ballistic. You start destroying the world, right? In your own world.[1:59:46]   That's nothing to be proud of. That is completely shameful. I get it again. If you're sober, if you're one of our listeners, none of this applies to you, please. We can't offend the listeners.[1:59:58]   God forbid you ever offend a listener, you know, because they run the show, they pay your salary.[2:00:04]   Here it is. Two years sober today. I thank God for all the blessings in my life.[2:00:11]   He thanks God. He's a God guy.[2:00:13]   He thanks God for all the blessings. And it's like, what? What blessings? I saw a picture of your house the other day, buddy.[2:00:19]   Let me tell people this. I will not give away your address. You know, like you give away mine.[2:00:25]   But we do know it.[2:00:27]   But we do know your address, Sam. A listener. Listen to this, guys. A listener sent me Sam Tripoli's address and a picture of his $60,000 Dearborn Michigan looking house.[2:00:40]   Dude, I could break your house down by huffing and fucking puffing about your kids. You understand?[2:00:48]   I could blow your house down. Sam comes to my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You ain't even getting close.[2:00:58]   I could huff and puff and blow your fucking house down. It's so shitty. You should see how shitty. And Sam, if anything more comes out of your mouth, I'll release photos of your house on t-shirts.[2:01:08]   Two years sober today. Thank God for all the blessings in my life. What blessings? You got a 65 year old wife and two brain dead retard kids that look disgusting. I would never want those kids.[2:01:19]   If I could do it, you could do it. Let's do another 365. And then he puts a son of anarchy looking celebrating two years.[2:01:27]   If this is you sober, please get back to drinking.[2:01:29]   You know, and by the way, these guys don't think like Adderall counts. They're doing Adderall. They're doing it all.[2:01:37]   Okay. Sam Tripoli. Here we've got another one here. Let's see. I got a big Sam Tripoli note. I couldn't believe when I saw his house.[2:01:45]   I wish I could show you. I'm not that kind of guy. I'm a nice guy. But his house, it couldn't be more than $40,000 to $60,000. I mean, the siding is all falling off.[2:01:56]   Sam, I saw your blue siding house. I mean, I can't even believe this is anywhere in California. It was that shitty.[2:02:05]   And the listener sent it to me, gave me a list of all your families address, all this stuff. I go, God, it's, I don't need any of that.[2:02:12]   But I couldn't believe how poor and shitty you live after being in this business for so long. Here's Sam Tripoli hiding from a red bar.[2:02:21]   Look at this here. Let's see if I could open this tweet. This was crazy. He tweets like this. He goes, what's your favorite story told on the podcast?[2:02:35]   And then if you go over here, these are hidden. Hidden. You know, like hide. These are hidden replies. Let's look at these.[2:02:46]   Oh my God, he's hiding some replies. Now, why would a man like Sam hide anything that he doesn't hide?[2:02:55]   So somebody says, what's the best story from tinfoil hat or whatever? He says, the one where a man with a first amendment tattoo on his forearm,[2:03:04]   stalked a man for exercising his first amendment right by making fun of that man's kids. Remember that?[2:03:15]   He's got a tattoo, by the way, that says first amendment in big, bold, shaky letters on his arm.[2:03:23]   I wanted to test how first amendment he actually is. He's not really first amendment.[2:03:30]   Oh, there's another one here. When you were upset at red bar for three months, you know, you just made it worse, Sammy.[2:03:38]   Okay, so he's hidden. Both of these replies on Twitter. Hidden. Why hide? Why hide, Sam?[2:03:48]   So disappointing. I saw your blue. I can't wait to show this blue house. I can't wait to show this blue house.[2:03:55]   Such a cheap house. I mean, really, this thing looks like one of those things I like stumble upon on the trail that has a plaque to show me that like this used to be a mining community that broke.[2:04:08]   You know, that's what your house looks like. Couldn't be more than $40,000. It looked like where Saison Z lives.[2:04:18]   And then what's this? Teddy fresh is Balenciaga. Oh, that's a different thing. Okay. And then I wanted to show Victor Prattley's.[2:04:26]   I sent the Tuna message.[2:04:28]   Where is that?[2:04:30]   In your texts. Yeah, I'm looking right now. I don't see anything here. I see a PNG image here. I don't see nothing. Send it again.[2:04:38]   You guys got to see Sam's house, man. Maybe I'll send people to his house.[2:04:42]   So I mean, careful.[2:04:49]   Can you put on blue double D double D double D double D or something fun? Any song actually will do. I don't want to hear the blue song.[2:04:57]   Clean this up. This desk is going to be real sticky soon.[2:05:00]   No, I don't want to hear that. Give me a good song that I like. I want to sing something for the people here while I clean.[2:05:06]   Put on something good.[2:05:08]   I want a dog to curl up beside me.[2:05:14]   This is perfect. Listen to this while I clean.[2:05:17]   New Weezer. This song is dedicated to Robin Trabb.[2:05:23]   Maybe that guy was right about the champagne flute. Is it flute or floo-ded?[2:05:29]   This is going to be a very difficult podcast. Listen to this.[2:05:33]   I want a dog because he tried to log in with a hose.[2:05:39]   And he would smile when I get home to my place.[2:05:46]   We spell a lot in this show. Listen to this new Weezer song. It's the best song in years.[2:05:51]   All inside I need to feel connected.[2:05:58]   I made the wrong choice. Now I must pay the price.[2:06:05]   Trapped in my body and my own mind.[2:06:11]   I think we're good. Listen to this song though.[2:06:14]   I want a dog to lead me to the back yard.[2:06:20]   This is good. New Weezer is back.[2:06:21]   Here's the ball as if he was my lifeguard.[2:06:27]   I want a dog to softly walk beside me.[2:06:32]   Guide me home. I wish I had a dog.[2:06:38]   We're keeping score. We all are Russian agents.[2:06:44]   We make our deals to China.[2:06:47]   Look at that. I couldn't play for him.[2:06:51]   In my bed. Now I am gone.[2:06:54]   I'll buy in if that's what I get.[2:06:57]   I just wish I had a dog.[2:07:08]   These rocks. Let's smoke some weed. New Weezer.[2:07:12]   I made the wrong choice. Now I must pay the price.[2:07:21]   Trapped in my body and my own mind.[2:07:27]   I made the wrong choice. Now I must pay the price.[2:07:34]   Trapped in my body and my own mind.[2:07:43]   I want a dog.[2:07:48]   Oh yeah. That's dedicated to Robin Tritt.[2:07:52]   I'll buy her a fucking dog.[2:07:54]   Thank you so much. Wasn't that sound good?[2:07:56]   It's like the best new Weezer song that's ever come out.[2:07:59]   Have some schmee with us. We're taking a little break here.[2:08:01]   Smoking some weed. Look at this lighter someone sent me.[2:08:04]   Cut to the close up here.[2:08:06]   Little out of breath.[2:08:08]   I don't have a... There's no flint in here.[2:08:12]   Oh my God. One of the kids who sends me lighter sent me like a death message.[2:08:17]   No. Yes. I knew this was going to happen. Can I read it?[2:08:21]   I'm going to read it. Sure.[2:08:23]   So, remember when people send me presents?[2:08:26]   It always leads to them needing to kill me for some reason.[2:08:32]   I don't know why. That's why I'm very scared of that guy who's like,[2:08:34]   Red Myers is watching, sending those boxes.[2:08:35]   Because everyone who sends me stuff ends up being the guy who hates me the most.[2:08:41]   Eventually.[2:08:43]   I don't know what that means. We're asking therapists.[2:08:46]   Somebody sent me this. This is beautiful.[2:08:48]   It's a lighter. A desk lighter.[2:08:50]   Cut to the close up again.[2:08:52]   Okay. But remember the kid?[2:08:55]   Hold on. Let me take a little puffaroo with this.[2:08:57]   It's hard to smoke on the show because I talk so much.[2:09:01]   Can I just take a puff?[2:09:05]   I didn't say I was doing any cardio. I'm just doing squats. That's it.[2:09:11]   Hurt my back every time. I don't have proper form, by the way,[2:09:15]   when I do any of these workouts.[2:09:17]   My form is off, so everything hurts.[2:09:22]   They have some weed with me.[2:09:24]   And then I'll tell you what this kid did. I feel horrible.[2:09:28]   This was not my intention.[2:09:30]   And I was getting these incidents with these lizards.[2:09:32]   They send stuff and then it's like something happens.[2:09:37]   I'll just read you this. Hold on.[2:09:44]   So remember the kid who was sending me like lighters?[2:09:47]   I'm like, this guy keeps sending me lighters.[2:09:49]   He sent me this one, this camel one.[2:09:52]   Remember I was joking. I'm like, guys, I don't need these $10 lighters[2:09:55]   that you could buy from Amazon, right?[2:09:57]   Cut to the close up here, Jules.[2:09:59]   Remember he's sending me like all these camel Zippos.[2:10:02]   And he was sending me a bunch of like clipper light.[2:10:06]   And he keeps like every week sending me lighters and lighters and lighters.[2:10:10]   And I kind of just said, these aren't the kind of lighters I'm asking for.[2:10:14]   I'm asking for, you know, these kind of lighters.[2:10:16]   And he wrote me an email and he's written me.[2:10:20]   No, this is what I say. You're too mean about the gift.[2:10:23]   You love those lighters.[2:10:25]   That's why I'm doing this, Jules. I'm going to clear this all up.[2:10:27]   I'm going to make this all nice. Let me find this guy.[2:10:29]   And he emails me every week about lighters.[2:10:34]   And it's like, I can't even keep up with the amount of emails.[2:10:37]   Um, this one's bad.[2:10:40]   And this, I figured I'd answer this on the show here.[2:10:44]   Okay. This is bad. It's called last message.[2:10:50]   Now he's emailed me about a hundred times.[2:10:53]   I don't know what this guy's doing.[2:10:55]   I said, guys, have you got any classic lighters?[2:10:57]   Feel free to send them in.[2:10:59]   Just about 10 times.[2:11:01]   And it's very nice and I love them, but what am I supposed to do?[2:11:04]   Kiss them and hug them and have a dance with them on the show?[2:11:08]   I got a show to do.[2:11:11]   So I get an email.[2:11:13]   Last message.[2:11:15]   Listen to this.[2:11:17]   I received an update on the lighters.[2:11:20]   I go, uh oh.[2:11:22]   They have been disposed of by, uh, for containing restricted contents.[2:11:29]   Basically I go through the effort of filling them for you because you can't do it yourself.[2:11:35]   And your mail system destroys all of those lighters for that reason.[2:11:40]   You're not supposed to send them filled through the mail.[2:11:43]   It's a danger.[2:11:45]   Um, if I didn't fill them, you would have been upset.[2:11:51]   And it doesn't matter how much I spent, which was a lot.[2:11:54]   What matters is the massive variety of unique lighters that you would love.[2:11:59]   You would be wanting to do something nice for the show and you acknowledging it instead of shitting on my previous lighters.[2:12:05]   By the way, there was only one other camel motorcycle zipper left in circulation and it's worth $700.[2:12:14]   It's not a gas station lighter.[2:12:16]   Fuck your mail system and fuck your inability to get your own lighter fluid and gas.[2:12:24]   This is what I know is going to happen to me.[2:12:29]   We love the lighters! No, come on! Don't say that![2:12:35]   I have, here's the zipper, and I'm like, what the fuck are these?[2:12:38]   I don't know that this is worth $700. I thought this was from the station, the mobile.[2:12:43]   Amico![2:12:45]   Um, listen, what am I supposed to do?[2:12:48]   Every week you're sending me a new, stop sending me lighters, I told you![2:12:52]   Every listener can send one lighter.[2:12:55]   That's it, and I don't have to fucking like it.[2:12:59]   Send that other shit to a guy.[2:13:01]   What do you think is going to happen? You ever watch Red Bar?[2:13:03]   It's like the girl's like, Mike, you're shitting on minimum wage.[2:13:06]   You ever watch Red Bar?[2:13:11]   We made up, by the way, I think so.[2:13:13]   What's that song by the Vanger brothers that we listened to?[2:13:16]   I ain't nice![2:13:18]   Play that right now in the background while I give this speech to this guy.[2:13:22]   Did you guys know we went to this concert and rocked out?[2:13:25]   Put it on, put it on, put it on.[2:13:27]   And then I'll tell you what I think about this guy.[2:13:30]   You never, ever, ever send an email like that to me again or I...[2:13:34]   Touch you! I'm just kidding.[2:13:36]   No, you can send that, but I didn't mean to be mean.[2:13:41]   But what am I supposed to do?[2:13:43]   Oh yeah.[2:13:46]   The song rules.[2:13:53]   Who's this band again?[2:13:55]   The Vanger brothers.[2:13:57]   I need a place to put all my electronics.[2:14:00]   I ain't nice![2:14:03]   I ain't nice![2:14:07]   You ain't that nice, but you got a nice face.[2:14:11]   Hope I can fit all my shit at your place.[2:14:14]   Got a collection of vintage calculators.[2:14:18]   If you don't like it, we'll play by simulator.[2:14:21]   I ain't nice![2:14:24]   I ain't nice![2:14:27]   I ain't nice![2:14:41]   Trust me, honey.[2:14:43]   You don't want me.[2:14:45]   I start screaming if you look at me funny.[2:14:48]   I ain't nice![2:14:51]   I ain't nice![2:14:52]   I'm all used to living, put it back.[2:14:55]   I'm kinda hungry, can you get me a snack?[2:14:58]   I ain't nice![2:15:01]   I ain't nice![2:15:04]   I ain't nice![2:15:07]   I ain't nice![2:15:10]   I didn't plan those, by the way.[2:15:12]   This is what I mean![2:15:18]   Someone send this to the band.[2:15:19]   Send this to the band.[2:15:28]   God, what they pay for, Jules.[2:15:31]   Clean this up.[2:15:35]   I ain't nice![2:15:37]   So you understand, he cut my drift here.[2:15:39]   I ain't nice![2:15:41]   I don't know what else I'm supposed to do.[2:15:43]   The saxophone part.[2:15:45]   I ain't nice![2:15:47]   Listen to that saxophone.[2:15:49]   Take that, Jeremiah![2:15:51]   I ain't nothing nice![2:15:55]   I ain't nothing nice![2:15:58]   I ain't nice![2:16:01]   I can't believe he sent me that email.[2:16:03]   This is not how this is gonna work ever, ever, ever.[2:16:06]   You wanna send me something, you wanna be nice?[2:16:08]   You send it and you shut the fuck up![2:16:10]   That doesn't give you a path to have an ongoing relationship with me.[2:16:15]   Unless you're normal, then I'd gladly have a relationship with you.[2:16:22]   But this happens every time.[2:16:24]   We're gonna call it out every time.[2:16:26]   It's inappropriate.[2:16:28]   It's not how you act with your paranormal relationship or whatever you call it.[2:16:30]   That's probably why.[2:16:32]   See, when I receive a gift, I'm like, oh my God, yes, yes, yes.[2:16:35]   I love you, I love you, I love you.[2:16:37]   Let me kiss your feet.[2:16:39]   But you always get, like, anxious and it's probably because...[2:16:41]   Because these guys go nuts.[2:16:43]   I know a gift to me.[2:16:45]   Means I'm trying to connect to my...[2:16:47]   Yes, it's a price to pay.[2:16:49]   You're connected with me for life now.[2:16:51]   That's not how it's gonna work, kid.[2:16:53]   And, uh, I'll turn your lighters into the FBI if you send me another lighter.[2:17:00]   Okay, most people who send stuff in, they're very normal, they're very nice.[2:17:05]   What the fuck?[2:17:07]   That happened, Jules.[2:17:09]   Hold on, we got a health problem here.[2:17:11]   Hold on.[2:17:13]   Google Home.[2:17:15]   Now, that's freaky, actually.[2:17:17]   That shouldn't happen if somebody hacked...[2:17:19]   It turned on by itself?[2:17:21]   It did.[2:17:23]   It was just off this whole time until now?[2:17:25]   No, no, no, no, no.[2:17:27]   Somebody turned it on and, uh, that means my Google Home has been hacked.[2:17:29]   Sorry about that.[2:17:31]   So, I, um, yeah, just chill the hell out.[2:17:35]   I appreciate every gift.[2:17:37]   I don't gotta have, like, you know, and, uh, it turns into this thing where you've[2:17:41]   worked with them a thousand times and you go, oh, it's the guy who sent me the[2:17:45]   gifts, you know, I gotta answer every one of his emails or he's gonna think I'm[2:17:48]   ungrateful and then he's gonna start attacking me and then going on Reddit and[2:17:51]   go, oh, dude, no, I'm no Mike first gen, he will.[2:17:54]   It's like, it's happened so many times over the 20 years of doing this show that[2:18:00]   it's textbook.[2:18:02]   If you send me a gift, I know this is happening.[2:18:04]   Uh, and I want to show everybody that it does happen.[2:18:08]   Maybe it'll prevent the next guy.[2:18:09]   Maybe the next one will go, okay, I don't have to get all crazy and carried away.[2:18:14]   Well, Brandon Mueller says Daniel, the guy who sends us those amazing boxes is the[2:18:19]   nicest guy. I think so.[2:18:21]   And he's never done anything weird.[2:18:23]   I even wrote to that guy cause I'm so nervous now.[2:18:26]   So when I go over gifts on the show, I go at, you know, during the show, I'm like,[2:18:31]   ah, look at this piece of shit.[2:18:33]   And then I go home and I go, what have I done?[2:18:35]   And all night, all I'm thinking about is this guy's listening and he thinks that I[2:18:37]   hated the gift and, uh, you know, but then the other listeners don't care.[2:18:43]   They don't care about this, this guy and his gift.[2:18:46]   They don't care if I hurt someone's feelings, you know, to them, this is so[2:18:50]   nonsense, but these guys make me, you know, if you don't, I'm the show like for[2:18:55]   two hours ago, I really love this, please. I love it. I swear.[2:18:58]   I'll do anything. Then these guys turn on you.[2:19:01]   Um, and uh, it gets in my head and then I even messaged the guy who sends those[2:19:07]   boxes with the TV. I go, listen, I'm sorry if I was, you know,[2:19:12]   looking like I'm ungrateful for your gifts. I really love them, but you know,[2:19:16]   it's the show. I can't just sit here and tell you how much I love a gift.[2:19:19]   It's not very funny. That's a private man's job.[2:19:22]   It's a private man's job. And he goes, oh my God, totally understand.[2:19:28]   You know, I would never. So that guy's good. Thank God.[2:19:32]   And he goes, and I have one more box coming.[2:19:35]   I'll be the last. Okay. Can we watch one of his DVDs?[2:19:38]   But the lighter guy must pay. I mean, the lighter guy went too far.[2:19:42]   I could only be so nice. The lighter guy,[2:19:45]   I want an email after this thing. I'm so sorry, Mike.[2:19:49]   It's water under the bridge, but believe me,[2:19:53]   he's going to be even more pissed. He will be in the discord.[2:19:58]   I'll tell you, you come near me. The lighter guy, you'll see what happens.[2:20:02]   Okay. Okay. Capisce, we're good.[2:20:07]   Let me show you some new gifts. I got two new potential killers here.[2:20:13]   And you don't know, I do scan all of these items for recording devices.[2:20:19]   I know they want to hear me. Uh, boom, boom. What do they call it? Hump.[2:20:23]   These sick fucks. I got this and this is going to hurt Xander's feelings.[2:20:28]   Uh, we have a listener named Xander. He's incredible.[2:20:29]   No, don't hurt Xander's feelings. Well, we're hurting his feelings.[2:20:33]   This is going to hurt his feelings.[2:20:35]   Xander has sent me some of the best flashlights I've ever used in my life.[2:20:39]   He heard I was an outdoorsman now,[2:20:43]   AKA creator of rock.[2:20:46]   They call me Chris Rock because of what I'm doing out on the trails.[2:20:50]   If you've been paying attention. Okay. Forget the slap.[2:20:54]   Wait till you see the jack.[2:20:59]   Would it make news? Nevermind.[2:21:03]   But Xander knows I'm an outdoorsman. He knows I'm off-roading, I'm rock climbing.[2:21:08]   I'm going straight up half the time.[2:21:11]   And he sent me some very good flashlights that have come in so much handy.[2:21:15]   I mean, he sent me a flashlight.[2:21:17]   It was so good. And it's also a magnet in the back so I could hang it here.[2:21:21]   I could hang it there. I've got it in my teeth.[2:21:23]   That's a great flashlight.[2:21:25]   But this guy sent me a flashlight that I've never seen anything like it.[2:21:30]   I don't know how to show you this on the show.[2:21:34]   Let's see what happens here.[2:21:37]   Let's see what happens when I put in the lights.[2:21:39]   It doesn't really do it justice. Maybe you can see the beam a little bit.[2:21:43]   Dude, this thing is like a lightsaber.[2:21:46]   This beam, it's such a cool technology because up close.[2:21:50]   So check this out. Usually if I have my flashlight at the highest,[2:21:54]   this would be completely blown out.[2:21:56]   I wouldn't even be able to see it in real life.[2:21:58]   Like Xander's flashlights, if I turn them all the way up and I point to something this close,[2:22:03]   it'll be all blown out. I'll have to turn it down and turn it up.[2:22:06]   This flashlight has some amazing technology where up close,[2:22:10]   it's a reasonable beam, but the farther it gets, the brighter it gets.[2:22:15]   This thing, I literally, I was shining it like three miles away.[2:22:19]   I saw it hit the side of a mountain.[2:22:21]   That's how we saw it found in Sam Tripoli's house.[2:22:22]   Cut to the wide shot. Maybe we could show some testing. Cut to the wide.[2:22:28]   Okay. Let's see the sign here. Can you see it?[2:22:31]   Well, it doesn't really do it. This goes though. I'll see this light.[2:22:36]   Shine it on my lamp.[2:22:38]   I'll see this light miles and miles away.[2:22:43]   Okay. So it started, and I said, like I can go from close.[2:22:46]   Put it inside your mouth and blow up your cheeks.[2:22:49]   Nothing. It's that good of a light, but that's what I mean. No, no, no.[2:22:56]   It's good up close. It doesn't blow it out.[2:22:59]   But as the beam goes further away, it gets somehow longer and brighter.[2:23:06]   I don't know how it does it. I'm telling you, you can see,[2:23:09]   I don't know why Jules is making a mockery of this flashlight.[2:23:12]   She saw it with her own eyes. We were out in the parking lot.[2:23:14]   I was shining on a building miles and miles, 18 miles away.[2:23:20]   It's bigger than a headlight. It's bigger than those spotlights.[2:23:24]   That's what I mean. Here's, here's what I mean about it.[2:23:27]   It won't blow out the room. It doesn't have a wide beam.[2:23:31]   It has this narrow beam, but miles away.[2:23:34]   I can light up like the entire side of a skyscraper with this from below.[2:23:39]   I've never seen anything like it. It's the best flashlight I've ever used.[2:23:44]   It's called cloud defensive.[2:23:49]   And it was sent to me again. It's it doesn't,[2:23:52]   it will light up the room close to you if you need it,[2:23:56]   but it will go for miles and miles and you're not turning.[2:24:00]   You're not adjusting. It's just one setting.[2:24:02]   If you don't believe me anymore. Well, thank you for the gift.[2:24:05]   She's not, she's the one shitting on the god damn gift.[2:24:07]   I'm trying to save our lives here by saying how amazing this is.[2:24:11]   I'm under the gun.[2:24:12]   I love the flashlight. I know where you got this from.[2:24:16]   See how nervous you made him. Here's what you'll love. Okay.[2:24:19]   Cut to the closeup here. Look what I got here today.[2:24:22]   David on DVD. This was another gift sent to me.[2:24:26]   Now this does look like a bootleg.[2:24:29]   David of course is the story of the kid.[2:24:32]   His parents just recently got divorced.[2:24:35]   So his dad goes, I want to take you on one last trip to Disney world[2:24:39]   before the divorce. The kid goes, okay.[2:24:42]   He's about four takes him to Disney world shows him around.[2:24:47]   Epcot gets the finest two twin room.[2:24:52]   They have this kid sound asleep in the beautiful hotel room[2:24:57]   and the dad gets up in the sleep.[2:25:00]   He gives his kids two pills before he goes to bed to knock the kid out.[2:25:05]   So the kid doesn't wake up. You're going, what is his dad doing?[2:25:08]   And what kind of pills are they? You know,[2:25:10]   they literally just were white circles saying pills on them.[2:25:13]   Gives them to the kid, drugs to the kid. The kid goes to sleep.[2:25:17]   While the kid is out, the dad douses the hotel room in kerosene.[2:25:25]   And before he flicks the, where the hell? Now I got no lighter.[2:25:31]   Before he lights the zip, you know, at every movie they go,[2:25:35]   I throw the Zippo. You know, watch this. What happened? You throw Zippo.[2:25:39]   Nothing. Okay. It doesn't boom, boom, the whole planet.[2:25:44]   So the dad lights the Zippo. He's doused the kid in kerosene.[2:25:48]   The kid's sound asleep. He douses. He goes, if I can't have you, nobody can.[2:25:54]   And the kid, I mean, I don't need to tell you, he was drenched in kerosene.[2:25:59]   Burns to bone. But he lives and he comes out.[2:26:03]   He's in one of those all over casts, head to toe cast.[2:26:08]   We'll talk about this on our YouTube channel.[2:26:11]   Our YouTube channel is a clip. And the kids in the cast, he goes,[2:26:15]   and he's back for revenge against dad. Yeah. Look at the back of this DVD.[2:26:20]   That this was like a lifetime movie about a true story about this kid.[2:26:24]   He went to Disney world Epcot and he was burned.[2:26:26]   I saw this when I was 10 years old. I mean,[2:26:30]   I was terrified to go to sleep in a hotel room and my dad was always carrying[2:26:33]   these leaky, leaky old school cans of kerosene everywhere we went.[2:26:36]   He claimed they were for oiling the tin man.[2:26:41]   So this is a David and he found a bootleg on eBay. David, a copy of David.[2:26:47]   Careful. You're about to get an email that's like, dear Mike,[2:26:51]   I spent so much fucking money on that legitimate.[2:26:53]   That's not a bootleg. Yeah. That's $180 from David's, uh, you know,[2:26:58]   estate sale. David's bridal. She wishes I'd go to David's bridal.[2:27:03]   But so he sends David. I go, thank you for David.[2:27:07]   Then he sends a movie called Mikey. Look at this cuts to the[2:27:12]   Mikey. And now I'm like, wait a minute. So there's a David.[2:27:18]   I've never seen Mikey. Does something happen to Mikey now?[2:27:22]   Like something happened to David. It's going to happen to Mikey.[2:27:25]   They're threatening me via Blue Bay and DVD.[2:27:29]   Uh, the producers of point break would like to introduce Mikey.[2:27:33]   Let's read this Mikey Calvin, uh, from blank check.[2:27:39]   You love that movie. I can't believe from blank check is a, uh,[2:27:44]   this is cool, man. I feel like I'm on Rhett and Link right now with all this[2:27:49]   nineties nostalgia. Uh, Mikey Calvin,[2:27:54]   he played, uh, a character in blank check. He has been a bad boy.[2:27:58]   Only nobody exactly knows how bad sounds like Mike on a boy tragic and deadly[2:28:05]   accidents seem to happen all around Mikey show from foster family to foster[2:28:11]   family. Well, that's totally my vibe. Foster kids, man,[2:28:16]   bring them in, um, from foster family to foster family.[2:28:22]   And from school to school,[2:28:23]   he goes leaving a trail of unanswered questions.[2:28:28]   Of course, everyone knows Mikey is just a sweet misunderstood little boy.[2:28:33]   But remember Jason and Freddie were once kids too. I swear.[2:28:37]   That's what it says. This is what the official movie said.[2:28:40]   I've never read this. We should watch that tonight. But remember,[2:28:44]   Jason and Freddie were once kids too. Not really.[2:28:49]   Well, yeah, they were, but that's paranormal from the producers of point[2:28:55]   break, which was an insult.[2:28:58]   In, in film school, people go whatever point break. Oh,[2:29:03]   but I think they were copying that from some movie from the producers of point[2:29:07]   break comes a cult classic horror film in the tradition of the good sun.[2:29:13]   Wait, this was made after the good son. Okay.[2:29:18]   Uh, it's a horror classic,[2:29:20]   just like the good son with an all star supporting cast that includes Ashley[2:29:24]   Lawrence from Hellraiser, Josie Bessette from Melrose place,[2:29:30]   Mimi Craven from a nightmare on Elm street. And then of course,[2:29:35]   Whit Helford from the dream child nightmare on Elm street[2:29:40]   five, uh, and Linman Ward,[2:29:44]   who was a background talent and Ferris Bueller's day off.[2:29:49]   This is a high definition Blu-ray. The features include, uh,[2:29:54]   Mike anatomy of a scene.[2:29:57]   And then the making of Mikey with Brian Bonsal.[2:30:02]   I can't wait to watch this tonight.[2:30:05]   This gift giver should be so happy because this is the most genuine.[2:30:08]   Look how cool this is. It's got a sticker. This is horror.[2:30:11]   You can't stop. Look up close. Look at this horror.[2:30:16]   It's a horror film. These are fake stickers on the front,[2:30:20]   which is kind of throwing me off. Then he sent one more gift.[2:30:24]   Remember I I'm giving out a Mac book to everybody. Remember this?[2:30:28]   I'm giving out a Mac book.[2:30:30]   These gifts are from two different people, by the way.[2:30:33]   Two different people. One person, eight guys who the fuck cares.[2:30:36]   I'm giving away a Mac book for Christmas.[2:30:41]   And this listener gave away a Mac book to me.[2:30:48]   Here it is Providence by Mac Lin. Remember this guy,[2:30:52]   the third co-host of impulsive. Yeah. Remember this guy, Mac Bilski.[2:30:57]   Remember that psycho? He's written a book, a Mac book.[2:31:02]   Get it? Imagine if I gave this to you, the prize winners.[2:31:05]   Yeah. You want a Mac book, a Mac Bilstein book.[2:31:08]   Read the fine print. He went on Amazon, got his book, Providence made.[2:31:13]   Would you like to, uh, hear something from Providence?[2:31:17]   I mean, come on, make some noise here.[2:31:19]   Providence. I'll just cut to one of my favorite parts.[2:31:23]   A tree limb falls while I question my thoughts.[2:31:28]   Whose patch am I next to cross?[2:31:33]   The will and way of the world is always one step ahead.[2:31:39]   I am allowed to choose my direction,[2:31:42]   but we'll only see what is destined for me.[2:31:48]   And that is all that is on the two pages.[2:31:52]   Each two pages consists of this fellas. Cut to that closeup Jules.[2:31:58]   I know you're coughing. That has nothing to do with, she's always coughing.[2:32:03]   She doesn't seem very healthy. She's sneezing and gagging.[2:32:08]   Here is the book and it's just series of these limericks. Let's read one more.[2:32:14]   A simple desire to watch the way she moves in those high healed shoes.[2:32:21]   That's one page of his book. I'm not kidding.[2:32:25]   I made those earrings for her.[2:32:29]   So whenever the wind blows, she'll hear my voice.[2:32:34]   That's what's written. I'm not kidding.[2:32:36]   He is selling this book for, it's gotta be $29.[2:32:42]   This is Mack, Logan's old co-host. Remember before they had George, they had this guy Mack.[2:32:47]   Who was that big? Remember this? I'll read another one. These are great. I didn't know this would be.[2:32:52]   Here's another one, page 143 and 144.[2:32:56]   My escape is that which captures me completely.[2:33:02]   Next page.[2:33:04]   I've always sought peace and peace is what I found.[2:33:09]   I mean, have you ever seen a bigger, even Marco from the trail recon has got a better cookbook than this.[2:33:16]   And he got a lot of hate.[2:33:18]   This cannot stand. We got to report this to Amazon. This is a lie.[2:33:23]   This is like if one of my wrist guards was just a thimble.[2:33:27]   He could be just as good as a big as what's Rupi Kapoor.[2:33:30]   This can't be a book. Then I'm doing a book like this. It's a hundred dollars.[2:33:36]   Okay. Thank you so much. I think that you should write a book of poems like that.[2:33:40]   You can, you should take, I'm making Mike write in a diary right now.[2:33:44]   We're doing a little thing where we both write it. No, no, no, no, no.[2:33:47]   It's a book burning. It's a book burning. No, no, no.[2:33:50]   Isn't Jules so dumb she thinks a book's going to just light? You know how hard that is?[2:33:54]   Oh God, girls know nothing about the flame.[2:33:57]   Do they fellas? They don't know what lights were. She probably thinks this is dangerous.[2:34:03]   I mean. She would freak if she saw that. I take this, I throw it behind my back as if it's sugar and I make it a recipe.[2:34:10]   And I'm praying for her health.[2:34:12]   Well, why don't I take the lighter to some of your supplements?[2:34:15]   Whoa! Not my L-glutamine![2:34:18]   That would be a big fucking deal.[2:34:20]   By the way, I'm using thorn supplements. That's just as good as drunken elephant for skincare, by the way.[2:34:24]   Drunk elephant, which I'm also using.[2:34:27]   Okay. We own every product that they make, even the bronzer and rose drips.[2:34:33]   All right. What's next on the show notes? People want show notes, Jules.[2:34:37]   You know what would be a good one? Tony Hinchcliffe on Steve-O's podcast.[2:34:41]   Do you guys want to see the biggest little fucking loser you've ever seen?[2:34:47]   And if you guys think Tony is like cool now because he said chink once.[2:34:50]   Watch this. Chink, chink, chink. So I'm three times cooler than him now?[2:34:54]   It is not okay to ever like Tony Hinchcliffe. He is the BDSM bandit.[2:35:00]   He's a snake. His wiener is a USB cord.[2:35:04]   Okay. He's disgusting in every way.[2:35:07]   He's pathetic. His jokes. If he makes a joke ever, he's got to make sure you hear it.[2:35:13]   By repeating it three times and then stepping up as if he's a prince.[2:35:17]   It's not a bit. He's not playing a character. He's a revolting man.[2:35:22]   You know how I do all these revolting things? So this is a well practiced character.[2:35:28]   Tony is going up there being himself. You hate themselves if they're just slightly off.[2:35:36]   Remember your rules. Never break your rules. Tony is not cool and he is unwatchable.[2:35:42]   If you're watching Kill Tony like we do, you're allowed to.[2:35:46]   For Brian Redban. We support Redban.[2:35:50]   Hinchcliffe is not to be. You don't take a picture with him. You don't go to his show.[2:35:57]   You don't say hi to him. You antagonize. You harass.[2:36:04]   Okay? You despise. And if you don't despise him, you're not one of us.[2:36:09]   But it's fair because Kill Tony is a pretty entertaining show.[2:36:14]   It is. That doesn't mean you like Tony.[2:36:15]   But this is why this is good because we don't get to see Tony out in the wild as often as we do.[2:36:21]   So here's him on Steve-O's podcast and we get to see the real him.[2:36:24]   You guys know Steve-O, my new Steve-O.[2:36:27]   You know Steve-O is the most useless, unneeded guy in Hollywood history.[2:36:35]   And everybody knows it. Everybody who's around him instantly knows,[2:36:38]   Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into with Steve-O?[2:36:40]   I mean, this guy could take a Robinson BMX bike and make it look like the most boring drawing of just a wheel.[2:36:50]   He sucks the life out of anything he comes to.[2:36:54]   Stuntman? More like, what's the opposite of a stunt?[2:36:58]   Something that just bores me to God's green death.[2:37:02]   Steve-O is that everything that comes out of his mouth is boring and irritating and long-winded.[2:37:08]   I hate looking at him. He does eight Manscaped ads a second.[2:37:15]   I mean, the minute I see him, he's going, Manscaped, shave your balls, shave your nuts, shave everything that you've got.[2:37:21]   It's Manscaped. Okay, let's go back to the show.[2:37:25]   Hey, Tony. So how did you get in a stand-up?[2:37:29]   Okay, first another word from Manscaped, shave your nuts.[2:37:35]   I like to bend over and shave my Willy Wong three shades down and it never cuffs me.[2:37:41]   And I know a thing or two about getting cuffs on my Willy by Manscaped.[2:37:47]   It's like, kill him. Kill him fucking now. Shoot him dead.[2:37:51]   Wait till you see this motherfucker's show.[2:37:54]   Steve-O, I'm telling you, please, can we make a pact to kill him?[2:37:59]   If we have enough people sign a thing, I think you're allowed to kill somebody.[2:38:03]   Sorry, Steve-O. Hold on, I closed a very important tab here.[2:38:09]   Sorry, Steve-O. Okay, I got to show you.[2:38:12]   Tony Hinchcliffe on Steve-O's Wild Ride.[2:38:17]   He's another moron who thinks, I have the best idea. We're going to make a podcast studio on wheels.[2:38:22]   It's been done. I remember when Eddie Ift thought he was going to make a mobile podcast studio out of an old van.[2:38:35]   It's been done. And guess what? Guess what you get at the end of the day?[2:38:40]   You get an $80,000 minimum project. And by the way, they are only spending $80,000.[2:38:47]   Have you seen how revolting the interiors of these podcast vans are?[2:38:50]   I mean literally. I've been to picnic benches holding an iPhone that have more credibility than the studio.[2:39:00]   So they're sitting there and what they do is they always raise money.[2:39:04]   We're going to build a mobile podcast van.[2:39:08]   And then they get there and what is it? It's two guys sitting on the widest lens you've ever seen in the crappiest little booth.[2:39:15]   And they're all shoved in there with a handheld microphone. It looks like shit. It sounds like shit. I wouldn't want to be there for two seconds.[2:39:22]   You wouldn't want to ride in it. You wouldn't want to sit in it.[2:39:25]   Sit in a normal room like a man. You don't need a podcast booth on wheels. Trust me.[2:39:32]   And all these guys seem to get this idea in their head.[2:39:35]   Steve-O has done this now.[2:39:36]   And he thinks everyone's going to be like, how did you get microphones and a laptop in this car?[2:39:43]   You know, you could have this in a Scion if you wanted to. It's not very complicated.[2:39:50]   You know, here, look, I got a mobile podcast. I'm on a podcast on a roller coaster, Jules. Hang on, look![2:39:56]   It's called a phone and a man.[2:40:00]   Okay, but not Steve-O. He thinks, dude, you know what's going to blow the world's mind?[2:40:06]   And it's like, fuck that voice, too. I'll slit your throat to make that voice stop.[2:40:11]   Watch this. Here, cut to this.[2:40:13]   Come on, Steve-O.[2:40:16]   So he's being a little slow here.[2:40:19]   Is this YouTube Premium?[2:40:22]   This is a premium feature of this program here?[2:40:25]   Let me explain about him.[2:40:28]   Here he is. Look at this. He's in a van.[2:40:31]   Hey, everybody, and welcome to a...[2:40:34]   Oh, that shut him up? I'll remember that.[2:40:38]   Okay, here is stupid dumbass Steve-O.[2:40:41]   He's not a bad guy. He's like a nice guy. He just doesn't know what's going on anymore.[2:40:47]   You know, seriously, take a PPO loan from COVID and get the fuck out of here, please. I don't want to see your face anymore.[2:40:54]   You know, and Johnny Knoxville is so dumb.[2:40:57]   All these guys, they can't even hold a conversation for a second.[2:41:01]   So here's Steve-O. Look at this nonsense.[2:41:03]   I hate him.[2:41:06]   Hey, everybody, and welcome to a deadly wild ride with Steve-O.[2:41:10]   Comedy fans rejoice. We've got the host of Kill Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe.[2:41:17]   Yeah, dude, this one's really, really deep into the comedy scene and how it's moved from L.A. to Austin, Texas.[2:41:27]   Of course, Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe are out there with a bunch of other world-class comics.[2:41:33]   This one's particularly juicy.[2:41:36]   And speaking of comedy, I'm on my bucket list tour in Charleston, South Carolina right now.[2:41:42]   But these are the last dates of my bucket list tour.[2:41:47]   I had a conversation with a spider that was less annoying than this.[2:41:59]   Look at this fucking asshole. He's always plugging.[2:42:03]   He's always got 800 little shows that you need to tune into at 800 tour stops and 800 books.[2:42:10]   He's doing this. He's doing that. No one cares.[2:42:13]   Jump off a skyscraper to your death. I will show up.[2:42:18]   I will pay to see that. Please, one last stunt.[2:42:22]   Wait, you can't say that this week because it's a very sad week for suicide.[2:42:27]   Oh, my God. Yeah, the haircut to me.[2:42:30]   Let's talk about suicide before we go into making a man do it.[2:42:33]   There is a man named Kip Cappy from the Ellen DeGeneres show when he killed himself.[2:42:41]   We spoke to Jules' mom about the incident.[2:42:45]   Can you read, please, what your mom said? Please, Jules.[2:42:49]   Please just read what your mom said. We're talking about Ellen's DJ.[2:42:52]   They found him dead.[2:42:54]   Immediately, the news told everybody.[2:42:59]   This is very sad for people because he's been around for a while.[2:43:03]   Read what your mom. We went straight to Jules' mom to find out.[2:43:07]   Guess I forgot to laugh. I didn't mean to press that.[2:43:10]   We're going straight to Jules' mom, who is nearly 70, by the way.[2:43:15]   No, she's not. And we're going to ask her why this guy committed suicide.[2:43:20]   I really like this message. Listen to this, folks. Listen to this.[2:43:24]   She did say, she said, he always seemed so happy.[2:43:28]   Maybe since the Ellen show was over, he couldn't find work.[2:43:34]   So that's okay. That's one take on it.[2:43:37]   Maybe he killed himself because since the Ellen show ended, he couldn't find work.[2:43:42]   I love that message.[2:43:44]   Show business is tough.[2:43:47]   And what did you say back, by the way?[2:43:49]   I said, so true or something like that.[2:43:52]   So the world is talking about you, mister, and we're all trying to figure out why you killed yourself.[2:43:57]   Thank you to the news for just bringing your most personal of moments to all of our homes.[2:44:04]   You know, I would never even think about you, Slappy Cappy or whatever you call yourself.[2:44:10]   Twitch.[2:44:12]   What's his name? Yes.[2:44:14]   And how did he kill himself? Did they say it in the article?[2:44:17]   Can somebody get me the weapon of choice?[2:44:21]   How did he kill himself? Because I'm thinking of killing myself.[2:44:24]   I'd like to know how did he kill himself? How did Ellen DeGeneres' DJ kill himself?[2:44:31]   Will this be tied back to Ellen herself?[2:44:35]   I hope not.[2:44:37]   You know, because people give Ellen a hard time as if she should treat, you know, Ellen is dealing with basically the lighter senders.[2:44:45]   Ellen's fine.[2:44:46]   Ellen's perfectly fine. And then the stuff's like, Ellen is so mean to me. Like, she doesn't even appreciate. She doesn't know you.[2:44:55]   You know, what should she be?[2:44:58]   That they're going to blame Ellen. Ellen is so mean. Yeah. You can't be mean.[2:45:02]   You want everybody to be nice.[2:45:05]   So do we have anything, Jules? What was his suicide?[2:45:09]   I'm asking you! It's her birthday tomorrow. Today, we find out it's Jules' birthday tomorrow.[2:45:16]   We're celebrating her on the show. Today, we find out does she deserve a present?[2:45:20]   What does she get?[2:45:22]   You know.[2:45:24]   They just said he was found at a hotel.[2:45:26]   He was found at a hotel and they always do this. They never tell us how he died. No one in the chat knows how this guy died.[2:45:31]   I say we don't talk about it until we find out how he died.[2:45:34]   I need to know, was it a splatter scene off the top of a roof?[2:45:39]   Was it a dragon with nails?[2:45:42]   Was it 18 shots into the skull via three guns?[2:45:46]   I need to know. The way a man kills himself is very important to me.[2:45:51]   Alright, we're taking drink number four on the show.[2:45:55]   If you'd like to have a drink with me, come on down. Let's play some drinking music for the people.[2:45:59]   There was another good song that came out this week.[2:46:03]   And it goes like this. This is a song that just came out this week.[2:46:07]   And it's about whatever is going on in your world of politics.[2:46:12]   Yeah, we're going to have our next drink. Wait until the other side comes in.[2:46:19]   And then we'll have this drink. Thank you.[2:46:27]   Hell yeah. Now I'm all with it.[2:46:30]   Cheers everybody. Welcome to the Red Rock.[2:46:33]   My father told me son it's too tough to resist[2:46:39]   You can topple ideologies but nothing on me stay endless[2:46:44]   I question the intentions of the boy scouts chatting war[2:46:49]   Well that's the sound of freedom son, he said freedom say no more[2:46:54]   But wait a minute dad, did you actually say freedom?[2:46:59]   Well if you're dumb enough to vote, you're fucking dumb enough to believe him.[2:47:03]   Listen to this, you're going to die.[2:47:06]   Cause if this country is so goddamn free, that I can burn your fucking flag with my damn well please.[2:47:19]   And then I'm going to stick it up your fucking ass![2:47:24]   Propagandhi everybody. Isn't that something? We heard this song in the car.[2:47:28]   This is what they're playing on the radio now to your kids in school.[2:47:33]   You hear this? This is the shit they're playing to your kids in schools now while making them wear dresses.[2:47:39]   Michael Knowles told me...[2:47:44]   I just want to take a few puffs.[2:47:50]   Are people loving this?[2:48:03]   Did this just get you puffed jewels for your birthday? This is your birthday music.[2:48:12]   It's very weird, you know, when you listen to old punk rock, it's almost all the lyrics are kind of like what woke people would be saying now.[2:48:20]   But the attitude is all white, the right is... it's almost like it kind of flopped in a way.[2:48:27]   It's very weird. This is like Hasan Piker music now.[2:48:31]   This is Hasan singing![2:48:44]   Is this antagonizing anybody? I want to show you guys the one person that I would vote for president.[2:48:52]   I'd never vote in these elections.[2:48:54]   I'm not really part of the world and I never vote. I never do vaccines. I never do any jury duty.[2:49:03]   I don't participate in anything like that.[2:49:06]   So I kind of view everything from the outside. I report back to people.[2:49:12]   I'm very nice to everybody, but I don't really contribute because of a few things that I can't even tell you about.[2:49:18]   A few things that just, you know, the world isn't really deserving of a person like me to really put their nickel in, let's say.[2:49:29]   But I will be voting for one man. This is really crazy. I will be voting for somebody. Somebody who's won me over.[2:49:36]   And I'm going to show you that guy and then we'll go back to Tony Hinchliffe, of course.[2:49:40]   But I want to show you this. This is more important.[2:49:43]   There is one man, I think you know who I'm talking about. Why don't you send over his channel?[2:49:46]   Thank you.[2:49:48]   He's won me over. I introduced you to this guy.[2:49:52]   Sorry, so like I said, I've been watching this guy for quite some time and I did subscribe to him after seeing a video that he did.[2:50:05]   He came out of nowhere from me. You might know him. I was just looking at my algorithm.[2:50:10]   YouTube suggests is Taylor Swift based video by Michael Knowles.[2:50:18]   And remember I showed you this video by Michael Knowles?[2:50:21]   And we were like, we don't get this guy. What is his deal?[2:50:24]   Yeah, we're like, what is his deal? Who is he? He's the fucking best here. I'm pulling him up. Michael Knowles.[2:50:29]   This is his channel. His videos look different.[2:50:32]   Michael Knowles here after. So how many episodes was that? We subscribed to him after showing you that Taylor Swift based thing.[2:50:42]   So however long it's been. We love Michael Knowles, which is so weird.[2:50:47]   We thought we would hate Michael Knowles because like Crowder. He ain't no Crowder. This is the real deal.[2:50:56]   I'm not kidding. He's got personality. I'm not like a sarcasm guy either. I'm really not kidding.[2:51:02]   This is a wicked little smile. Michael Knowles rules. Let's show, what was the latest one? Are you sure this is the right channel?[2:51:10]   Dude, this will not stop until we throw these people in prison.[2:51:13]   Yeah, where is it? I'm looking. Where? Oh, okay. I'm not being sarcastic.[2:51:20]   And first of all, this is a very triggering message. I know people in their political things, they're so triggered now.[2:51:25]   You got to leave that at the door here at this red bar. We're covering the guy. We're covering the likability.[2:51:34]   Forget, see, this is why it's just, there's no such thing as a politicized issue if you denounce its politicality.[2:51:44]   Okay. So like I love Michael Knowles. I love the stuff he talks about, but not for a political reason.[2:51:52]   It's for him. And I like talking about shows and unfortunately every show is political now.[2:52:02]   That's where the moonlight is, bros. So they do that. That doesn't mean I can't, you know, I got to stop covering all show. I mean, what would I cover?[2:52:12]   You know, Michael Knowles to me is somebody coverable. And I've been watching him daily. I wake up in the morning, I'm watching Steven Crowder, Michael Knowles.[2:52:25]   I watch a little of Tim Heidecker's show in the morning. And then I watch more Michael Knowles because he brings me in.[2:52:34]   And Michael Knowles, listen, you know how like you guys are like, I pick one political party and then I refuse to watch the others. You got to watch them all.[2:52:43]   It doesn't matter if you hate, doesn't matter if you like, you should be watching a little bit of everything.[2:52:49]   I feel like I've got that covered. That's why I feel like I really have a grasp on, you know, over you, over you, I have a grasp more on the issues you think you're experts in.[2:53:01]   Just know, I'm sitting here going, I know more than them. I know more than them. I will squash them. I will destroy them. That's what I'm doing every day.[2:53:16]   And I love Michael Knowles. I do actually. And I mean, I, Jules and I, hold on.[2:53:23]   At the same time we went, do we love Michael? Cause we turn on Crowder in the morning.[2:53:26]   Yes. And we hate Crowder. We despise Crowder. I want to rip Crowder's throat open and I want to take the opening and shove it down Dave Lando's throat and then tie it somehow and make Dave Lando choke inside Crowder's head.[2:53:41]   Everything he says comes off as like so racist.[2:53:44]   And we've got Crowder today. Crowder is a disgusting pig. He's a monster. Defund him.[2:53:48]   Here's Michael Knowles saying the same things as Crowder, perhaps worse.[2:53:53]   So it has nothing to do with politics, at least for me. And it shouldn't for you. You should love a man because of his eyes. Hate a man because of his eyes.[2:54:02]   Wait till you see Knowles saying, and by the way, Robin Tran is like a maid of honor in our wedding. Okay.[2:54:12]   And Michael Knowles is going to say the most hurtful thing to Robin Tran, who is an Asian man Tran that I allow.[2:54:24]   And here's Michael Knowles who wants her exterminated. And I'm allowing him into my life as my best man.[2:54:33]   I got Knowles on one side, Robin Tran on the other, and this is one of the better parties you're going to go to. It is.[2:54:40]   And Michael Knowles and Tran are going to be fucking 69ing at this red bar wedding that also the people who've sent in lighters are all the guests.[2:54:53]   Yes. We're renewing our vowels. A-E-I-O. Fuck you.[2:55:02]   That's a joke. That's a complete joke. Making fun of like something really cringe. Okay.[2:55:08]   She's dying laughing on her birthday. All right. Knowles is amazing. I'm not sarcastic of Tim, Tim Dylan who lies to you.[2:55:19]   Listen, wait. Tim Dylan is too afraid to say what he believes in because he wants both sides of the party.[2:55:26]   I am not, I'm not doing that. I'm not being sarcastic.[2:55:31]   And I'm not being sarcastic by doing this thing that sings. You're never going to believe me. I love Knowles.[2:55:38]   And I love Robin Tran. Okay. If we don't love Knowles when he comes on, why am I smiling?[2:55:44]   Why am I smiling? And why do I know everything that Knowles does? And look at, here, watch. Look at this.[2:55:49]   If we don't love Knowles, this proves. Look at all, wait. Well, look at all the red lines.[2:55:55]   There's like two. Well, we try to watch Knowles. I mean, we like Knowles. Trust me. He puts out so much content.[2:56:01]   Okay. We've seen him a bunch. I swear we watch him every morning. I mean, we do. Okay. Watch. Listen to Knowles.[2:56:11]   And he is hateful. But you know what? Usually when I hear these hateful bigots. I get so mad. I get mad.[2:56:17]   Like when I hear Steven Crowder and his crew talk about this stuff, I get like furious. I go, Oh my God, I can't believe this is allowed.[2:56:22]   When I hear like even Tim Pool, all these people, it's really disgusting. Michael Knowles sells it to me and I believe him.[2:56:32]   And you know what? I don't care what Michael Knowles believes because I believe it's him. He's not lying. He's not putting on a show.[2:56:41]   Michael Knowles is the conservative that exists. I mean, he, I don't know what that even means.[2:56:48]   Let me roll the tape and play Michael Knowles. I love Michael. I do. And if Michael Knowles, I said to Jules the other day, I go, I don't want to meet him and I don't want to meet anybody.[2:57:03]   I want to hang out with him. Like it used to be like, uh, 15 years ago, if you asked me like who I wanted to meet the most, I go, I don't know, like Larry David or something.[2:57:11]   Now it's Michael Knowles. Top guy. He beats out Ariana Grande.[2:57:19]   Having a night, just one night out with him.[2:57:23]   Cause I don't even think that, listen, people that go, Mike, Mike, uh, would you like to speak to, I've been, by the way, it's been offered to me to speak to Kanye.[2:57:30]   I know Kanye's best friends, Alexander Ali, me and him are like this. Owen Benjamin, me and him are like this.[2:57:39]   Josh Denny, me and him are like this, but still it's been offered to me. I am part of this.[2:57:47]   And I said, no, no, no, no, thank you. Because I, this is what I do. I'm not interested in meeting celebs ever.[2:57:56]   I don't want to be put on the spot like that. And it's nothing to them. So it means nothing to me.[2:58:01]   Like I would only want to meet a celeb if like they listen to Red Bar. I don't want to meet a celeb and go, yes, master. I am another one of these guys.[2:58:13]   That doesn't do anything for me. And I don't want to meet anybody cause I don't have any want to meet anybody. I don't want to meet anybody.[2:58:20]   And people always say, Oh Mike, you should interview this guy. They can, I'm not excited by that in the least.[2:58:28]   Like if somebody said, and they have offered, would you like to interview Kanye? I go, no, no, no, that's not for me. I don't need that kind of trouble.[2:58:38]   So I'm not out for that. If I was out for that, you'd see it all the time. You know who's out for that? This Tim Dylan.[2:58:45]   This Tim Dylan. Thank you. Thank you, Benny. He's out for that because you see him out for it. You see him talking to Aiden Ross and the Milk Boys.[2:58:57]   That's his real jive. You know, that's what makes him a tick. I don't like that at all. I don't want to meet anybody. I'm not impressed by anybody.[2:59:06]   You know, we're going to some big concerts this year. I don't want to meet them. I'm not this person that needs to meet the band. The band meets me. That's how I look at it.[2:59:19]   This on the other hand, Michael Knowles. Here's how you know we got some good. I really want to hang out with him. Jules and I want to hang out with him.[2:59:28]   I mean, at a barbecue. Could you imagine? I only say that because he's in a room. Let me show you. This is really the only man I want to hang out with.[2:59:40]   And I encourage everyone listening to sign up to Michael Knowles. Subscribe and do it at your own pace. Okay. Do it at your own pace.[2:59:50]   Subscribe to Michael Knowles. And when he one day you're on YouTube, you got other watch. There's no give it a click.[3:00:00]   You'll see exactly what I'm talking about. This has never happened before. I am a super fan. I'm obsessed. Jules is like romantically into this guy. I get it. I allow it.[3:00:15]   Watch this. And I swear this isn't a set up. This is just the last video that we saw him do. Watch this. Here he is, Michael Knowles.[3:00:25]   Of a guy at a New York City all ages drag show, not wearing any pants, wearing a thong, wearing stiletto heels, jiggling around, teaching a little girl.[3:00:37]   And then even a little girl who, I don't know, I'd place her age, let's say around seven or eight. I can't really tell from the picture. And in front of kids who are much younger even than that.[3:00:48]   This is what, this is the clip. We're watching the whole thing. I have mercifully blurred out this man's nauseating derriere.[3:00:57]   He hates trans. And it's not even as though the guy jiggling around naked on stage. Okay. So the right hates trans. They're doing whatever they can to exterminate them. That's their thing.[3:01:10]   I talked to Robin Tran about this. She doesn't care. But that's what they do. So this is a segment on look what we've caught. There's a drag man dancing in front of a kid.[3:01:23]   Which is disgusting. But it doesn't upset me. I get excited. I see a drag man doing this to someone else's kid. This is not my kid. This is not my drag man.[3:01:39]   Sure I don't care. But they care a lot. And I can see they have kids. I have no interest in having any kids. My kids are you guys.[3:01:50]   We're single parents here with no kids. We're going to give our money to you. Okay. We got lots of extra money. We're going to give it to you.[3:01:58]   We don't need any kids emulating me. We don't need another kike out there. Right guys? So we're anti-kid. So we don't care if other kids' kids are raped.[3:02:08]   It's terrible, right? We're not going to do the rapes. We do not condone the rapes. Do we want the rapes to happen? A little bit. Here, I'm going to rephrase this. Cut you a me. I got this.[3:02:21]   So I would never raid the Capitol on January 6th. But ask Jules, ask me what I want for my birthday.[3:02:32]   What do you want for your birthday on January 14th?[3:02:35]   One of those insurrections. Please, seriously, that's what I want for my birthday. Another insurrection happened.[3:02:44]   I don't say go do that, but I pray every day that an insurrection happens. Why, Mike? Do you want to take a stand? No. Why, Mike? Do you want to...[3:02:54]   I just want to watch a simple insurrection take place on the news. I remember that day is a very fun day of insurrection.[3:03:04]   When I hear people say the word January now, which is my birth month, I laugh a little bit because January 6th is the new 9-11 in terms of funny.[3:03:16]   And I don't know why, but I want insurrections. I want drag queens grinding their gears into little kids' noses and people being shot.[3:03:28]   I don't know why. I want it all. And you're not going to take it from me. And I'm not telling anyone to do it. I don't think it's good if you're there and doing it.[3:03:37]   But I want it and I want it bad. So I don't know if you've ever come to those conclusions, but I do not care.[3:03:47]   My dream is tomorrow there will be an article where it goes, a drag queen was at Biden's house and he got a huge boner and he made a thousand kids deep throat him for a news video they were doing in 2020.[3:04:04]   And then, you know what I mean? That's what I want to happen. I don't want to be part of it. And I don't want to stop it. I don't want anything. I want that to happen.[3:04:20]   And I want it to keep getting worse and worse and worse. So Michael Knowles is about to talk about one of these drag queens.[3:04:27]   Again, this is not, I want the drag queens to keep doing this, but now I want them to come with guns and kill the drag queens.[3:04:36]   Wait, I'm trying to be fair and balanced in 2022. That's the only way you can be fair and balanced in 2022. And if that's illegal, well then lock me in.[3:04:49]   Okay. I'll chain myself to the dusk, which cops can't figure out. Cops can't even figure out how to get in here.[3:04:58]   All right. I'm just kidding. I want everyone to live in 2023. Here is this video of Michael Knowles. Don't let this defend you.[3:05:06]   I have mercifully blurred out this man's nauseating derriere. And it's not even as though the guy jiggling around half naked on stage doesn't know that the little kids are watching.[3:05:24]   He's doing it for the kids. They're in the front row. And he's looking at the girl who's dancing around with him and teaching her how to twerk.[3:05:30]   And so now we're all going to be outraged. We're going to be outraged. He's the only one that can really pull this off. He is the me of the right.[3:05:41]   Here, I thought I was the right of the right of the right and the right of the left. Turns out he's the right of the right.[3:05:49]   I don't think it's explainable, but he's pulling it off.[3:05:52]   This guy is the only guy second to me that should be online. I'm not kidding. Listen to how he delivers this.[3:05:58]   Twerk. And so now we're all going to be outraged. We're going to be outraged. And we need to yell about this.[3:06:07]   And can you imagine? This is weird. This is bizarre. Conservatives. Look, I'm guilty of it too. We all do it. We look at this bizarre behavior. We say that's bizarre. That's weird.[3:06:19]   Sort of. Is it really bizarre in today's day and age? No. It happens all the time. We cover it on the show three times a week.[3:06:26]   It happens all the time.[3:06:28]   Three times a week. It's fair. It's totally fair. Listen, these are thrills. You can't deny people they're thrills.[3:06:36]   If I didn't know Robin Tran, I'd be killing every drag queen in this city. Robin Tran has saved many lives here.[3:06:45]   I'd be cutting off their tits. I'd be turning them back into what they came from. Macapeesh.[3:06:51]   But Robin Tran stepped in and she showed me the way. Karen from Philly stepped in and she showed me that it's okay to be insane.[3:06:58]   Okay? It's okay to be insane. You gotta love the insane. Remember, you love everybody like Kanye. He loves everyone.[3:07:07]   That means you love Michael Knowles and you love the most disgusting traitor of the U.S. Britney Grimes.[3:07:15]   Is that her name? They're all over the news. Why does she have a man's voice? I saw some people talking about that.[3:07:24]   Listen to this guy. We can be repulsed by this. We can be nauseated by this. We should not be shocked by this.[3:07:30]   We should not be surprised. This is what has been happening for years. Listen to this.[3:07:36]   And this has been a phenomenon accelerating in the culture for decades. And it is not going to stop until we make it stop.[3:07:47]   This is not going to stop until we enforce laws that are already on the books against this kind of stuff, public indecency laws, obscenity laws.[3:07:59]   And it's not going to stop until we throw these people in prison. Obscenity law. Yeah, we can publicize it. We can talk. All I've got right here is a microphone.[3:08:06]   You know what? When those guys, Brian Callan, you fall under my obscenity law. No more. I agree with obscenity law. A lot of stuff that I see online is very obscene.[3:08:19]   And that's an obscenity. And I'm making a law with Michael Knowles right now. Okay? Watch your fucking backs.[3:08:26]   You can take care of the drag queens. You can take care of the Callans.[3:08:30]   Eighty bucks. Amazon. Let's not play with that. The first day I got that, I cut my finger. It's so sharp. It's too sharp. It's not a good knife to use.[3:08:44]   You can tell I'm scared? Is that what you said? I said I can tell you're drunk by the way you're hugging.[3:08:52]   Do I look drunk? It's my birthday, so they can't be mad that we got drunk. I don't think I'm drunk.[3:08:59]   We'll wait till the YouTube comments. All right. Back to Michael Knowles. Here he is.[3:09:06]   And you got to hear the rest of this. And I'm telling you, hit subscribe to Michael Knowles and watch this first thing when you get up before you even check your phone.[3:09:14]   What I like to do, the first thing I wake up is I go to Reddit and I type in Reddit bar and then I search.[3:09:20]   And then the second thing I do is watch Michael Knowles and Crowder. And then I'm able to leave the bed to have my first pee.[3:09:29]   That's the rule. Because I figure what's life without a challenge? You know, you want to challenge yourself.[3:09:36]   From the hottest fire comes the strongest steel is a philosophy I subscribe to.[3:09:41]   Start your day rotten and try to climb out from it instead of starting your day in some sort of fantasy world where you don't check your phone for two hours because you got to eat oats first.[3:09:54]   It's nonsense. You know who does that? The ladies from The Bachelor.[3:09:58]   They can't check their phone for six hours until they finally have the courage to read a comment. Don't be like that.[3:10:06]   Read the worst things first and then take it out on everybody throughout that day.[3:10:11]   Here's Michael Knowles.[3:10:13]   Turn on the camera so we can talk about it. We can expose it. A lot of people aren't totally aware that this is happening.[3:10:19]   And they don't even, when they hear about it, they don't even believe, wait, this guy's doing what in front of kids? What? No, there's no way. I can't believe it.[3:10:24]   And then you see it. So it helps you realize the problem is real, but it's not going to stop just because we shine a light on it.[3:10:29]   It will only stop when we throw these people in prison. Okay. And a lot of conservatives say, well, we don't, I don't want to do that. That's the big government.[3:10:40]   That's the naughty, evil, big government. I've been told that we can never use the government to do anything because that would make us no different from the liberals.[3:10:49]   You see, if I arrest-[3:10:51]   Like Crowder was saying this, I'd be like, oh, fuck you, Crowder.[3:10:53]   But it's crazy because I think that the reason that I like Knowles is because he's such a nasty little queen.[3:10:59]   Yeah. And he smiles at the right times and like-[3:11:04]   So it's so odd for him to be so homophobic.[3:11:06]   And it's fine though. Like I still want to hang out with him. I still love him. It's so weird how he could do it.[3:11:14]   But when Crowder says the same exact thing, you're like repulsed.[3:11:19]   Child predators who-[3:11:21]   He were fucking rocks.[3:11:22]   Five-year-olds. That will really, that'd be no different than if I were a liberal and I arrested a preacher.[3:11:27]   So let's not do that. Let's just complain about it.[3:11:30]   If we complain enough, then they'll voluntarily stop doing all the terrible things.[3:11:38]   They obviously won't.[3:11:40]   So what are we going to do? We're doing what we can do.[3:11:42]   Okay. We are exposing this shit stuff, showing you what a problem it is.[3:11:47]   And then the people listening to this show and the great grassroots activists around the country, you are all doing what you can do.[3:11:55]   You are showing up to school boards. You're showing up to your local government. You're writing your congressmen.[3:12:00]   And what is he even saying right now that he wants to throw everyone in jail?[3:12:05]   Oh, the stripped, the cross dressers.[3:12:10]   And we're like, yes.[3:12:11]   I mean-[3:12:15]   What have you been talking about?[3:12:17]   He wants to throw them in prison. Listen.[3:12:20]   He wants to end the chatter and throw them in jail.[3:12:23]   Well, what are we doing?[3:12:25]   Sitting around joking about these guys all day on Twitter. Let's get to action.[3:12:29]   Citizens arrest. Listen.[3:12:31]   Republicans have to do their job. Enforce the law in the cases where laws have been repealed. Put new laws on the books.[3:12:38]   Throw these people in prison.[3:12:43]   Pull an Elon. Pull an Elon. Sell all the liberals' toys.[3:12:47]   Okay. Get rid of all the liberals' toys.[3:12:49]   The drag queens and the stilettos and the weird luggage and the Sam Brinton accessories.[3:12:55]   Get rid of it. Make an example. Assert some freaking strength and fortitude and political dominance on the occasions you get it.[3:13:03]   Or when this continues to happen, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.[3:13:07]   Politicians.[3:13:09]   What are we getting? I have the proof of this.[3:13:12]   Joe Biden just signed this bill into law.[3:13:15]   I mean, this is better than Ritten Link.[3:13:17]   This is better than H3.[3:13:20]   This is the best YouTube. Better than Hot Ones.[3:13:23]   To me, all YouTube shows are the same.[3:13:26]   From Hailey Bieber's in the bathroom talking about her skincare line.[3:13:30]   Did you know that she moved to the kitchen the other day?[3:13:32]   Did they move to the kitchen?[3:13:34]   I love Kylie Jenner's year in review.[3:13:37]   It's one of my favorite YouTube videos where Kylie Jenner talks about her favorite looks of the year.[3:13:45]   We all love Kylie Jenner and her murderous, murderous husband.[3:13:51]   What is this husband's name again?[3:13:53]   Trail Root. What is his name? That guy?[3:13:56]   The singer.[3:13:58]   Slit![3:14:00]   Travis Scott. I love Travis Scott.[3:14:02]   I love Travis Scott. I want to go to one of his...[3:14:06]   You know he's throwing concerts now. We've all forgotten about that.[3:14:09]   We're letting Travis Scott have his Doom concerts.[3:14:11]   That's horrifying, man.[3:14:13]   Were we on the air when Travis Scott did that to Autumn?[3:14:17]   I mean, Travis Scott's show was satanic.[3:14:20]   Remember that? Travis Scott.[3:14:23]   We never got to talk about that. We were building the studio at that time.[3:14:26]   We were building the studio while Travis Scott was ex-communicating kids from the earth.[3:14:29]   We were staining those wood panels right behind you as they were talking about the dead kids.[3:14:34]   We were staining the wood, yeah.[3:14:36]   All right, back to Michael Knowles.[3:14:38]   Okay, that's enough Knowles.[3:14:40]   No, no, no. I want to finish this video. He has a great ending here.[3:14:42]   To abolish marriage. And the law, it's called the...[3:14:48]   What are they calling it? The Respect for Marriage Act.[3:14:51]   But all it really does is define marriage out of existence.[3:14:53]   And Joe Biden, to celebrate this wonderful event, has invited a drag queen to the White House.[3:15:00]   Drag Queen Marty G. Cummings is attending the Respect for Marriage.[3:15:05]   Oh, of course. Captain General Drag Queen Marty G. Cummings here.[3:15:10]   It's a pleasure.[3:15:12]   He hates that shit.[3:15:14]   Yeah, he hates Drag Queen. I like how Drag Queen is like the...[3:15:18]   Yeah. Here, listen to this.[3:15:19]   Drag Queen Marty G. Cummings is attending the Respect for Marriage Act at the White House.[3:15:25]   And he says, to be a non-binary drag artist invited to the White House is something I never imagined would happen.[3:15:31]   Yeah. You and me both, brother.[3:15:33]   Grateful doesn't begin to express the emotions that I feel.[3:15:39]   So, the political order...[3:15:42]   So what's the problem?[3:15:44]   That's why it happens.[3:15:45]   And the only way that you're going to get rid of it is to create political conditions in which this sort of thing is unpleasant.[3:15:52]   There have always been transvestites. There have always been eunuchs.[3:15:55]   What did Marty G. Michaels do, by the way?[3:15:57]   It's Jules. You see the video?[3:15:59]   That wasn't her, though. He just pivoted to another person who's done nothing wrong.[3:16:02]   They're all doing it. Trust me, Jules. It's called grooming.[3:16:08]   But this is a good lesson. I hate everything Michael Nolz stands for. All of his points are retarded. He's stupid.[3:16:15]   I love him.[3:16:17]   And you want to meet him.[3:16:19]   And we do want to meet him. And that's where you come here. That's where you come and play.[3:16:25]   Write to Michael Nolz. Say, we got a superfan. His birthday's coming up. His wife's birthday just happened.[3:16:32]   Please, if there's anything you could do, he would love to have you on the show.[3:16:35]   Reach out to Nolz for me and form a friendship.[3:16:39]   Not like the friendship I've got with Hello Mark Harley coming up.[3:16:45]   We'll tell you about that, Hello Mark Harley. Let me let him finish up here, Jules.[3:16:50]   People who are sexually depraved and confused. Their behavior for most of our history has been relegated to back alleys, to the shadows, to the fringes, which is where this sort of thing belongs.[3:17:04]   If, because it is a fallen world, we are never going to get rid of perverts' desire to take off half their clothing and jiggle their derriere in front of five-year-olds, you're actually not going to just get rid of that.[3:17:15]   What can you do about it? The only thing you can do is relegate that to the shadows, create the political conditions in which that sort of thing is considered very, very shameful and not elevated to the status of a White House presidential signing.[3:17:28]   The rest of the show continues now. You do not want to miss it.[3:17:32]   This was great and, again, I'm not being sarcastic. I love Michael Nolz. He's unsubscribed and I will watch all his videos and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.[3:17:43]   Okay? Capiche? I want to show you this. Hello Mark Harley, come on down.[3:17:48]   But don't forget about Tony.[3:17:50]   I ain't forgetting about nobody. We're going to hear all day. It's your birthday, for God's sakes.[3:17:53]   Hello Mark Harley, we introduced you to him. I was introduced. Apparently, most people know him. He's from the Fighter and the Kid. Is he from the Fighter and the Kid?[3:18:04]   Or was it the other show? He is from the Fighter and the Kid. Hello Mark Harley, come on down. Let's bring him up to next.[3:18:11]   We talked about him on the show. Remember, we were zooming in, showing you how dumb he was.[3:18:17]   Well, he heard about this. He is not happy. Hello Mark Harley, respond.[3:18:23]   Would you like to see what he said to me? This is a segment called, He Knows Me.[3:18:29]   I love this, man. I mean, my big kick in the world is that I sit here, I do this, there's no marketing, no nothing, but they all know me.[3:18:41]   You know, to know that they know me, it's horrifying. You know, when I found out Nick Fuentes knows me.[3:18:48]   Yeah, very scary. Hello Mark Harley knows me. Brian Callen knows me. These people know me.[3:18:57]   You never want to know the people from your TV. It's horrifying and not a lot of people talk about that.[3:19:05]   You know, all these people want to be in this mix. I never wanted to be in this mix.[3:19:09]   And the people from the TV know who I am and they're very upset with me.[3:19:13]   So, how come I go to Mark Harley, respond? I'm not seeing my note here. I'm not seeing. Oh, there it is. That's very strange.[3:19:21]   Okay, so, a couple things happened. I'm still not seeing all my notes.[3:19:28]   When I go to Hello Mark Harley, respond. Finally, so I get this message. Look at this.[3:19:34]   We talked about Mark Harley on the show and then I get this in my DMs from Hello Mark himself.[3:19:40]   And he says this. Look at this. Hello Michael. Thanks for the follow and sending your fans my way.[3:19:51]   You're sick as fuck, bro. And I go, oh, this is cool. Oh, Hello Mark Harley likes me.[3:19:58]   This is great. You know what, Jules, why don't you pull up Hello Mark Harley's Instagram in case people don't know who this is.[3:20:03]   I want to put a face to these messages for them.[3:20:06]   He works on the fighter and the kid. He's Brendan Schaub's best friend, Brian Callan's best buddy.[3:20:12]   Turns out a lot of people have been messing with Hello Mark Harley for a very long time.[3:20:17]   They've been waiting for me to discover Hello Mark Harley.[3:20:21]   You know, I clicked on a Hello Mark Harley video from four years ago and they say, wait till Red Bar discovers you.[3:20:29]   And I clicked on that. I saw that in the comments from four years ago.[3:20:31]   And I go, guys, you're not going to believe this. I just discovered Hello Mark Harley. It happened.[3:20:38]   And Hello Mark Harley, here's the worst part. It doesn't matter if you don't believe in Hello Mark Harley.[3:20:44]   Here's the truth. It only matters that Hello Mark Harley knows me.[3:20:51]   That's like an old saying. Here's Hello Mark Harley's Instagram. Let's see if I'm blocked.[3:20:56]   Oh, here he is. Yeah, remember Hello Mark? This is that guy, Encino Man. Remember this guy?[3:21:03]   He was on the fighter and the kid. He's like their main guy. And he's really old to be doing this.[3:21:09]   And I guess he's known for fighting with the haters.[3:21:14]   Let's see here. I just want to get you some nice Hello Mark haters. Yeah, here it is. Let's unmute this.[3:21:20]   I'm on steroids. I slapped myself kind of hard right there. No one's bigger than you.[3:21:24]   What about Christian jits? You know, why is it always juju? This is banned. Holy shit.[3:21:30]   Well, I don't want to look like that. Okay. It did not end well for me. Next on is Mark making this up.[3:21:35]   Stop being a salt pussy. Banned.[3:21:38]   I kept this to myself because so I showed you that DM. So he DMs me.[3:21:44]   I had no idea that all throughout the show last week when I was showing Hello Mark Harley stuff,[3:21:50]   people were going into his comments harassing him. Red bar is watching. Red bar is going to expose you.[3:21:58]   Red bar knows you. So Hello Mark responded to one of these comments and a listener sent me this.[3:22:05]   Wait till you see this. This was like terrifying to see. Check this out. This is Joe Kim.[3:22:12]   Oh wait, no. I think the other one is the first one.[3:22:15]   Sorry, my slides are a little messed up here.[3:22:18]   Here we go. Oh, hold on. We get a little popper. Popper. We all know about poppers now from Stavi official or Stavros.[3:22:29]   I finally, uh, I hate that Stavros guy now. I'll tell you about that in a second too.[3:22:34]   Okay. Here it is. Red bar is very upset with you Mark.[3:22:39]   And Mark responds. I couldn't believe when someone sent me this. I couldn't believe this.[3:22:45]   Look at this. I would be too if I was a closeted gay man dying of a terminal illness with no friends.[3:22:56]   Hello Mark. Hello Mark why? What the fuck? Hello Mark. All I did was show you. I didn't have an opinion.[3:23:07]   I just said, what the fuck? And I showed you and you know me, you know about my illness and my friends.[3:23:19]   Hello Mark.[3:23:22]   Is he the first person to ever call you a closeted gay man? That's a good one.[3:23:28]   Oh yeah. There's that too. Hello Mark. And we must straighten that out too.[3:23:31]   The terminal illness, the no friends. Yeah. But closeted gay. Closeted gay. That's not something people say about me.[3:23:39]   There's no closeted. Um, and then he says, at least he doesn't post Photoshop pictures. This ran Hello Mark.[3:23:47]   I mean, Hello Mark did not like the Photoshop stuff. And then he goes, you had, you had as much time as you needed to, to come up with an attack line, which obviously, uh, need to be bound by factual.[3:23:59]   Okay. Whatever. You see what he's doing. He's just going back and forth with all the guys. And I got a hundred messages like this.[3:24:07]   People really went after Hello Mark. So now our thing is Hello Mark, cussing me. Hello Mark, will you come on my show to work this out?[3:24:15]   I mean, there is no reason we need to have bad blood. Uh, I think this could be possibly a giant misunderstanding.[3:24:21]   So Hello Mark, would you please call in Skype me and we could go over this man to man. I think you guys would like to see that just a fair back and forth with Hello Mark.[3:24:33]   We're asking him to come on the show. If we don't hear back in the next 15 minutes, we have decided that you have bailed on this request out of fear.[3:24:43]   Okay. Thank you. Hello Mark. Can you believe he said that about me? All right.[3:24:47]   Let's go back to Tony Hinchcliffe on Steve-O and remind me, I want to tell people about Stavi.[3:24:52]   Stavros, here is Tony Hinchcliffe on Steve-O. This was fucking something.[3:25:01]   If you thought you liked Steve-O, if you thought you liked Tony Hinchcliffe, think again.[3:25:07]   You know, I had to get in the comment section of this video and go, what is happening here, folks?[3:25:12]   You know, can we snap out of it? You know, you're reading these comments. Oh, I really love it.[3:25:18]   Why don't you read a couple of the comments first?[3:25:20]   Yeah, let's do that. Let's read some of the comments and see, because my definition of what I just saw here is completely different. So let's see.[3:25:26]   Oh, look, here's my comment here. Extremely boring interview. Not to mention Tony's told the same boring story over a hundred times now on a hundred different podcasts that are exactly the same.[3:25:37]   How many times are you going to tell? How many times y'all going to interview each other? Remember, folks, they're only doing this to sell ads. Zero likes.[3:25:47]   No likes. Nothing. And here's what I meant with. Look at this. Tony's done more for comedy than anyone else in his era.[3:25:55]   His legacy is much more than getting laughs. An already noble cause. Shout out to 10 years of Tilcone. Such a crazy and hilarious show.[3:26:07]   Tony is on another level. He is here to help everybody that wants to help themselves. This is what's happening.[3:26:15]   I love this theater. Steve records his videos. I mean, look at this world that I'm completely the opposite of my world, right?[3:26:24]   OK, so let's see this video. Let's see if you like this crap. This is what you're getting here.[3:26:30]   Well. Hey, everybody, and welcome to a deadly wild ride with Steve. Comedy fans rejoice. We've got the host of Kill Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe.[3:26:45]   This better be good. This one's really, really deep into the comedy scene and how it's moved from L.A. to Austin, Texas.[3:26:56]   Of course, Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe are out there with a bunch of other world class comics. So this one's particularly juicy.[3:27:04]   And speaking of comedy, I'm on my bucket list tour in Charleston, South Carolina right now.[3:27:11]   These are the last dates of my bucket list tour. I'm actually taping my special in multiple cities. Albuquerque, Little Rock, Alabama, to name a few.[3:27:23]   Those are horrible cities. And I'm bringing it international. We don't care. Australia, you've been begging for the bucket list tour. Why would they beg for this?[3:27:34]   And it's coming your way. More on that later. At least when Red Bar starts to get a lot of funny things happening, presents, all this stuff.[3:27:44]   Here they're just talking about how can they get some more money out of you? And if you're not in one of these cities he mentioned, why the fuck would you care about any of this information?[3:27:53]   This is what they do. They beat you down. He cuts back to him in this fucking theater a thousand times.[3:27:59]   Shifty eyed, telling you with zero confidence about the things you need to buy from him. And they all do. I think it's gone on long enough.[3:28:08]   Having you? Let's put a stop to these guys. I mean, you know, I'm more inspired by Michael. Let's put these people in prison.[3:28:16]   This episode is brought to you by Athletic Greens. Thank God, because that's what keeps me.[3:28:26]   So you got to see this. Dude, you know, you could just skip it. You can't anymore. You skip ahead. You'll be going through halfway in.[3:28:34]   Oh, maybe you can skip it. OK, well, here it is. Tony Hinchcliffe, the remarkable Tony Hinchcliffe on Stevo.[3:28:42]   And let's get into it.[3:28:46]   Very cool. Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Hinchcliffe. Yeah, dude. Hell yeah. What's up? We are in Austin, Texas.[3:28:55]   So here he is in his van that he drives around because everybody wants to just hang out in somebody's van in the back smushed, you know, shot by the worst cameras in history.[3:29:05]   You know, Bill Maher's vision sometimes rings nicer than some of these. They're all green.[3:29:16]   The color balances off. The noise floor is loud. It's not a fun time.[3:29:25]   So I'm having a hard time finding out where these competitors come from. What are they watching that I'm not seeing?[3:29:30]   Yep. This van was driven all the way from Los Angeles to Austin, Texas. I've made that drive. Yeah, it's a wild one. Yeah, dude.[3:29:42]   There's nothing between Phoenix and here, pretty much. You know, Tony, I don't know where he picks out these clothes.[3:29:49]   Well, he thinks he looks like Kendall Roy. Oh, yeah.[3:29:53]   So Tony thinks he's Kendall Roy from HBO's Dasha's Succession. He's in love with the sun.[3:30:05]   R to the OG, G to the OI, he's obnoxious. What does it go?[3:30:13]   I love Succession, but I don't think I'm one of the characters. Tony sees shows and he goes, finally somebody understands me and now I have something.[3:30:24]   And that's what he's doing. This is like what Kendall Roy would wear, you know, coming back from yoga to the office or some bowl.[3:30:33]   Tony thinks he's Kendall Roy. That's shamefully embarrassing.[3:30:39]   El Paso is the only, you don't want to stop there. You don't. I stopped there at an Olive Garden. For some reason, I'm like, this will be a good idea.[3:30:49]   Nice! A mustache! BTY! Look at this. I mean, this is snibly whiplash. Look at the mustache I give to you.[3:31:06]   That's nice. Look at this. I could drown having this if I went into water. You know how much water this holds?[3:31:16]   You know, I could get a Cherokee cleaned in 10 minutes with this thing. And then this guy comes on here with this. You want to get molested down the water slide?[3:31:28]   Join Tony in his thin-lipped, thin mustache chaotic disgrace. So I've got him beat on the mustache. I've got him beat on the body. I've got him beat on the head. I've got him beat on the voice.[3:31:43]   But do you have him beat on the roasting? Well, we'll find out. Let's listen to Tony's lore here. 318?[3:31:53]   Yeah. Here we go. 313 here. Olive Garden. I didn't get food poisoning, but it was just a nightmare.[3:32:04]   How long have you been in Austin? About two years. Cool question! How long have you been in Austin for?[3:32:11]   That's cool to know. I've always wanted to know how long he has been in Austin.[3:32:17]   I was in LA for 16 years and I came out here and got hooked, man. A whole different ball game.[3:32:24]   We were at your show the other night and you and the one dude were ripping on each other.[3:32:30]   Yeah, it was really, really impressive.[3:32:32]   Well, what I'm impressed with is because I read that you grew up in Youngstown, Ohio and that was kind of like a defense mechanism.[3:32:41]   So when you go places, by default, are you constantly doing that to people?[3:32:46]   No, I don't do it. I have such an incredible amount of outlets for it. That being one, every Monday I have David Lucas there to go back and forth with.[3:32:56]   So it's like, I'm like a power lifter that gets to go to the gym. You know, if he doesn't go to the gym, he's probably out.[3:33:03]   Do you hear what this is? You're allowing this? You're all allowing this? This is not allowed.[3:33:10]   It's like going to, it's like being a power lifter at the gym because I'm practicing my heavy rust lifting and David Lucas.[3:33:20]   I mean, wait till you hear some of this shit. We thought the documentary is bad. Remember when I covered his documentary, it got more views than his documentary.[3:33:29]   That made him very upset. This is just like this. This is three men. Really? Let's talk. If you hate Hollywood, you must hate this.[3:33:39]   They're breaking windows and throwing shit and, you know, road rage.[3:33:42]   But to be clear, what, what these guys are doing, what Tony's doing with this like improv insult comedy is so it's, it's indicative of such intelligence.[3:33:57]   You can't become like super intelligent as a defense mechanism.[3:34:02]   Sure you can. You can be fucking clean.[3:34:05]   So none of you even know what the hell you're talking about. This is really nice inside comedy here.[3:34:09]   All right. Do we have another time code? Listen to this chess.[3:34:14]   If you grew up in a household where like you're only a child and you're just like a chess psycho.[3:34:20]   I'm just saying I was wildly impressed.[3:34:23]   Well, what's crazy if I could, if I could share this with you is that we've been doing this show forever.[3:34:31]   We're coming up on our 10 year anniversary of kill Tony. Right. And David has been a regular on David Lucas for three or four years.[3:34:39]   So that's 52 new minutes a year.[3:34:44]   If we're, if we don't take him on the road with us, some special Friday, Saturday tapings and big theaters and stuff.[3:34:51]   So that's even more than 52 minutes a year, which means that we're roasting each other.[3:34:56]   Cause that normally lasts, we'll say, you know, at least five minutes at minimum five minutes.[3:35:03]   We go back and forth every week, completely improvised and it's all new and it's always new.[3:35:10]   It's never new. It's always the same shit. And by the way, it's David roasting, you go, man, you look like a gauge of pedo.[3:35:20]   And then you go, yep, exactly. Yep. I'm a gauge of pedo. Yep. That's what I do. Yeah.[3:35:24]   That's not a roast back. Tony will be like, David, you look like a big mountain or something like that. Great.[3:35:34]   And you're talking about this? This would be like, if I talked about how I poured champagne on the show at the beginning, how wonderful it was.[3:35:43]   It's obviously framed in the same, you know, thing. He makes fun of me for being feminine or gay or whatever his angle is at that point.[3:35:53]   And I make fun of him for being, you know, big and black. I'm a pasty white guy. He's a black guy.[3:35:58]   It's I think it's something, you know, this part's corny, but I think it's something that should be more seen and under, you know, like put out there because it's, it's, you know, it's what's cool.[3:36:11]   It's my show and I want the clicks. All right. What's our next time, Koda? I mean, this is terrible.[3:36:17]   They talk about Austin for a long time, but we can skip that. At 1340, I thought this was funny that Steve was doing an ad for Hello Tushy right after he's trying to sell butt wipes.[3:36:28]   It's like they don't need your butt wipes if they already bought Hello Tushy.[3:36:31]   Steve-O is selling his own brand of butt wipes. Ha ha ha funny and sell, sell, sell.[3:36:39]   Then he does an ad for Tushy, the podcast bidet, where you clip it on and don't worry, it's not using the shit water, it's using fresh water.[3:36:50]   If you're spraying lines of agua up your ass, you're gay.[3:36:59]   Okay. Sorry. I've been watching the Sebastian special. Watch this. Anything can possibly happen.[3:37:10]   And we had a lot of bad bucket pools back then. Well, there's a lot of mental illness in LA. Oh yeah.[3:37:15]   And they find their way on stage sometimes. And you also had like bonafide, like breakout stars. Huge.[3:37:22]   Speaking of huge, I wonder how huge. This is what happened. They're in the middle of talking. He busts in for what you might ask? This.[3:37:33]   Anxiety is about Christmas gift giving this year. Are you just going to go. This is 14 minutes into the show.[3:37:40]   So he did three ads up top. He lets it run for 13 minutes and then busts into another ad, middle of conversation.[3:37:48]   And you're allowing this.[3:37:52]   Go ahead and do the old boring gift card thing or are you going to do something awesome, original with.[3:38:00]   And they all talk to you as if you're like a second grader and they're a magician that came in to lunch that the teacher is allowing for some sort of special occasion.[3:38:10]   And Hello Tushy is not a good gift.[3:38:12]   You're going to love Hello Tushy. It's going to be a gift to you.[3:38:16]   You know why they can't say it normally? Because it's very awkward and they don't believe in it. So they all have to ha ha ha ha ha.[3:38:26]   I mean this must stop.[3:38:29]   HelloTushy.com. What's HelloTushy.com? It's my favorite spot.[3:38:35]   Well I thought you were selling butt wipes. Is your partner advertising for it?[3:38:38]   Do these ad companies even know?[3:38:39]   They're all competing with each other. Me yundies and then GoCommando.com. Manscaped and hymns. You're growing your hair, you're shaving it off?[3:38:51]   That was a good one. They're doing manscaped, they're doing hymns. One grows your hair, one's shaving it off. That's competing.[3:38:59]   I like that.[3:39:01]   Okay, what's your next time?[3:39:03]   You can go to 3525 for more of Tony's roasting talk, which is my fave.[3:39:07]   3525. And no one cares because they want to be scaped. 3525. Here we go. Here's some more hell for you.[3:39:16]   Right. Silly shit back in the day. Do you already know what you would say to me if I talked shit to you?[3:39:23]   I mean what do we already know? Now that you said that, in between when you...[3:39:29]   His voice is like the sound of electricity going through a copper wire.[3:39:33]   Copper wire. This is my impression of Steve-O.[3:39:41]   But in the background, that's...[3:39:44]   Wait, that's him.[3:39:46]   Play it again, that's him.[3:39:48]   Here, this is Steve-O.[3:39:50]   In the back.[3:39:55]   That's him.[3:39:57]   You said that and now...[3:39:59]   He already has. That's when it happens.[3:40:00]   I didn't know that fucking Mythbusters had Down syndrome over here, you know what I'm saying?[3:40:05]   I was just curious how quickly it happens because I feel like, you know, when I'm driving I'm just like this fucking...[3:40:11]   That's his roast joke to him. I didn't know Mythbusters had Down syndrome.[3:40:13]   And this guy is such a complete ass, by the way.[3:40:16]   I know, it's like...[3:40:18]   First of all, you probably raped a handful of people. How many stories you got about a bad date?[3:40:23]   And also...[3:40:25]   You'll probably commit suicide because you're such a weak beta.[3:40:28]   Who is this guy?[3:40:30]   One of the tracks.[3:40:32]   I was just wondering how fast it happens.[3:40:34]   Yeah, meet me at the tracks. I'll be behind you with a push.[3:40:38]   And I come up with shit in my head.[3:40:41]   That's when I want to ask him if it's by default.[3:40:44]   And then you go tape another episode of Adam Ruins Everything.[3:40:47]   So it just happens like...[3:40:49]   You don't even know that reference.[3:40:52]   Adam ruins everything. You know why we know that? Because of Joe Rogan, he's bringing this guy on.[3:40:56]   Things like that, huh?[3:40:58]   I mean, I don't know, I guess so.[3:41:00]   You must know what it's like. I'm kidding. I don't know. It doesn't even make sense.[3:41:06]   Guy, I was just so impressed with you.[3:41:08]   Look at Tony.[3:41:12]   He tried to do Kendall, but he's still coming off as gallery woman.[3:41:16]   Well, he's coming off as very French to me.[3:41:23]   Look at this French fuck sitting on his train going to Germany.[3:41:27]   What a fucking loser![3:41:30]   Oh my god, Pierre.[3:41:34]   Esta vajavu.[3:41:37]   Look at him. What a gallery woman.[3:41:41]   Are you going to show me the latest art by Vincia Vadouche?[3:41:48]   Look at you.[3:41:50]   Can we burn the rest of you away?[3:41:53]   Ugh. Let's hear some more.[3:41:56]   You guys going back and forth at the show, it was just...[3:41:58]   I was like, fuck man, how do you do that?[3:42:01]   Yeah, it's a weird muscle.[3:42:03]   I was watching...[3:42:05]   My buddy sent me a clip of Rick Rubin talking with Joe Rogan about different rappers' processes.[3:42:12]   About how, you know, Eminem writes everything down.[3:42:17]   He writes all day into a notebook.[3:42:19]   Tiny little letters, words, every single thing he just writes.[3:42:23]   And Jay-Z writes nothing.[3:42:25]   And this person does that, and this person does that.[3:42:28]   Mind blowing.[3:42:30]   You know, I mean, that's pretty much it.[3:42:32]   It's just like we got good at not having to write it down, take what's given to you.[3:42:38]   You know, Jay-Z would listen to a beat.[3:42:40]   ET on the handles.[3:42:43]   Handlebars like a Xanax.[3:42:46]   Pretty good.[3:42:50]   Oh my god.[3:42:52]   Jesus, man. You paused me, you're not seeing something like this.[3:42:56]   Fuck, dude.[3:42:58]   Oh, I wish he had little gold hoops.[3:43:00]   Yes, I do wish he had gold hoops.[3:43:02]   Do we have another timecode for this chode?[3:43:04]   Um, keep... There's a good part coming up.[3:43:07]   Oh, keep lying?[3:43:09]   Listen to this.[3:43:11]   And not have any idea of what the song could be, and whatever,[3:43:15]   and goes right on the other side of a wall on the other side of the glass[3:43:19]   and makes that background beat a fucking iconic hit that we all know.[3:43:25]   Everybody yells in the middle of the night.[3:43:28]   It's just like it was meant to be.[3:43:30]   Yeah. I mean, of course, I'm comparing me calling David Lucas, a fat black guy,[3:43:36]   to Jay-Z, so I have to catch myself sometimes.[3:43:42]   You and Josh Denny should get together and give each other's couples massages.[3:43:46]   That's what you should be doing. Look at this.[3:43:49]   That could heat a room.[3:43:51]   This could heat a Honda.[3:43:52]   This could get you up a hill on an old bike.[3:43:56]   Yikes, man.[3:43:58]   Is there more here?[3:44:00]   Listen to this.[3:44:02]   I think it's completely fair to, you know, it's all improv.[3:44:07]   Yeah, it is wild, man, and it's something that I get to look forward to,[3:44:12]   and you try to apply topical things to it, like what's in the news, maybe.[3:44:18]   I called him Hershey Walker for the first time last night.[3:44:22]   Or Monday night. Yeah, Hershey Walker.[3:44:25]   Because Hershel Walker is a nigger, and David Lucas is a spook,[3:44:31]   and Hershey, because he's eating them all.[3:44:35]   You think this guy got fat from eating Hershey bars?[3:44:38]   He'd be sick to his stomach from all the acidity from that chocolate.[3:44:44]   He's eating other things. Idiot.[3:44:47]   The reason it works, chocolate bar, Hershel Walker just lost his election.[3:44:53]   Or did he lose?[3:44:55]   What do you say he said that? David Lucas said that.[3:44:58]   How bad of a politician do you have to be to go on a runoff against Hershel Walker?[3:45:03]   It's kind of funny.[3:45:05]   You want to know an interesting thing you guys might find cool?[3:45:08]   Is that after that roast with David Lucas, I realized that there was a joke that I should have done,[3:45:13]   and those bother me.[3:45:14]   That happens a lot where it's like, oh, we did so good, but I could have done this.[3:45:19]   Because remember how he had the wings on the back of his shirt?[3:45:23]   And I go, that's going to be a rough takeoff.[3:45:26]   I realized afterwards that I should have said, that's going to be a rough takeoff.[3:45:32]   That's going to be worse than the takeoff that takeoff had the other day when he took off.[3:45:37]   I could have just like boom, boom, boom.[3:45:42]   Cut to me.[3:45:45]   Let the rhythm take me over.[3:45:51]   Sorry, this is a song I sing to get myself out of trouble.[3:45:58]   Let the rhythm take me over.[3:46:02]   I am furious.[3:46:04]   I'm about to snap.[3:46:08]   Everyone take a break.[3:46:11]   Sweet justice.[3:46:15]   Okay.[3:46:18]   So that would have been awesome.[3:46:22]   Steven, Steve, I was going E.[3:46:25]   Oh yeah, because takeoff time, man, you really won't go anywhere.[3:46:31]   You guys are violating TOS's.[3:46:34]   I got to hear it one more time.[3:46:36]   Yeah, let's hear that one more time. This is what Tony would have done.[3:46:39]   And he starts with going, here's a little tidbit you guys would like to hear.[3:46:42]   Wow.[3:46:44]   I mean, I don't think this stuff's being analyzed. Are you guys doing dishes while watching this show?[3:46:50]   Snap out of it.[3:46:52]   Yeah, because remember how he had the wings on the back of his shirt and I, and I go, that's going to be a rough takeoff.[3:47:00]   I realized afterwards that I should have said, that's going to be a rough takeoff.[3:47:05]   That's going to be worse than the takeoff that takeoff had the other day when he took off.[3:47:09]   Like I could have just like boom, boom, boom, boom.[3:47:13]   Cause the rapper takeoff got shot in the head.[3:47:18]   I mean, you got to go to jail.[3:47:21]   You have to be arrested. I can't do that. I can't do any of this.[3:47:26]   I'd be killed for being a Jew.[3:47:30]   I can't believe this. I just can't believe what we're watching.[3:47:34]   And this is where you're like, Tony's pretty cool. Tony's pretty cool.[3:47:37]   He's not. None of them are cool.[3:47:39]   To end this off, you could go to 1530 when I skip by, but it's pretty good where he talks about.[3:47:45]   15? 1530. Okay. Let's hear this. 1530.[3:47:50]   Pretty much this whole podcast was great, but we can't be here all day.[3:47:53]   We cannot. Talk about these huge stars.[3:47:55]   Huge preacher Lawson.[3:47:58]   Oh my God. So many. So listen to this.[3:48:02]   Before they go to break, we can't go back that far. We'll get lost.[3:48:05]   Before they go to break, they go, Tony, why don't you tell us what big stars have come out of Kill Tony?[3:48:12]   Because Tony's always bragging. Oh yeah.[3:48:14]   Tell Tony has launched the careers of most comics you see today.[3:48:17]   So they ask him, well, who's it launched and who are the big stars we might know from Kill Tony?[3:48:24]   Listen to this.[3:48:27]   Huge preacher Lawson.[3:48:29]   Uh, so many of them. I mean, all the regulars.[3:48:32]   The girl that, uh, ended up going on Rogan.[3:48:38]   Um, so far preacher Lawson and the girl who ended up going up the beekeeper from David McCarroll's post.[3:48:47]   Uh, Suzanne Santo? No.[3:48:51]   Allie McCofsky is celebrity number two out of their mouths.[3:48:57]   So many of them. I mean, all the regulars.[3:48:59]   The girl that, uh, ended up going on Rogan.[3:49:05]   Um, Allie McCofsky. Yeah. Yeah.[3:49:08]   She came from Kill Tony? Yeah.[3:49:11]   And she just blew up.[3:49:13]   Yeah. Cause you're like, wait, who is she? She's blown up. No, she has not blown up. In fact, look at her apartment.[3:49:21]   Very not blown up. It should be blown up. The city should blow it up to make way for luxury condos.[3:49:27]   No one has blown up. Let's hear, let's hear some more.[3:49:32]   Like every week she was on Kill Tony. Yep. She would do a new minute every week.[3:49:37]   And so, and Kim Congdon and Sarah Weinshank. You look a girl.[3:49:42]   Sarah Weinshank, 72 of Al, uh, psych ward of Al. Just last year because Brody Stevens died.[3:49:49]   They had to send her to a psych ward for a 72 hour eval. They said she's nuts.[3:49:53]   Kim Congdon, a streetwalker and only fawn, uh, begging for bootay and montay. Uh, you look a good girl. Her grandpa.[3:50:05]   So, so far we've got Allie McCofsky, Kim Congdon, Sarah Weinshank, the stars created by Tony Sands.[3:50:12]   William, David, Michael Loehr.[3:50:15]   Michael Loehr, the guy who last week was going to kill himself if Joe Rogan didn't give him 200 grand a month.[3:50:23]   And now he's back screaming. And I was saying earlier in the chat to someone. Yeah.[3:50:30]   Love Michael Loehr. Yeah. Love Michael Loehr, of course. Very sad.[3:50:35]   The little, uh, video they did for his last appearance was a little long. A little long, longer than his life should be.[3:50:44]   I mean, I was so excited for Michael Loehr to go to church. I wasn't.[3:50:48]   No, of course we don't want to see a man die, but you know, he's, it's kind of stupid. It's like, I'm gonna kill myself.[3:50:59]   Okay. Here's the 200 grand. Don't kill yourself. Thank you. I'm back. Great. What does this do for me?[3:51:05]   Now I need 200 grand or I'm going to kill myself. I swear to God. Cause he's back. Sorry, Loehr.[3:51:13]   But you just mean nothing to me. I'm so sorry. You like Tony? I hate you.[3:51:19]   A little sip because I can't believe I said that to Loehr. I know. Sorry, Loehr.[3:51:26]   Let's Loehr Loehr into the dirt.[3:51:30]   Wow. Um, William Montgomery. Sorry. And? And? Yeah. I'm missing a couple.[3:51:39]   Are you missing a couple? William Montgomery, Michael Loehr, Ollie Murkowski, and, uh, yeah, maybe I should stop saying that I've, uh, changed the lives of William, the Chinese guys on the show.[3:51:57]   Yeah. He didn't say hi. He was able to get his first car.[3:52:01]   Wonderful. You know, these aren't really comics according to anybody else, but like this little bar that you hang out in.[3:52:11]   The guy that you guys, I mean, cause Tom Segura was there last and he was like, yeah, you want to go on the road with me? Like it just happens like that.[3:52:19]   I don't know that Tom Segura said, you know what? I'm going to kill myself if the fans don't get together 200 grand a month.[3:52:27]   I am.[3:52:28]   What method?[3:52:30]   Wait. I don't want them to see my shorts. I'm Lex Fridman from downstairs. I just got one penis holding me up. It's waste and a dick to the ground.[3:52:41]   Um, I can't believe Loehr did that, man. Sneaky deaky Loehr, huh? He wanted the money. He wasn't going to no kill him, no?[3:52:54]   Prove it. Show me the plane ticket that he was getting to Seattle for the exercise. The final frontier.[3:53:05]   I don't know. Listen, it's, it's very funny to joke about Michael Aaron. Any comic would appreciate that because free speech.[3:53:12]   So I don't know what to tell you. All right. Do we have any more codes from this terrible, boring show? Yeah, that's okay.[3:53:19]   Let's go to something else. Cause it's fun. And we should do Sebastian's special. Why am I losing steam? According to you? No, not at all.[3:53:28]   Cut to me. But wait, can we go on a quick, like, yeah, we got to go on a break. Of course we haven't taken one break yet.[3:53:32]   How many hours have we been on? Um, 353. Oh gosh. So four hours, no break in four hours. Your other shows do 47 minutes and then they go bye bye.[3:53:46]   Consider this. We're going to take a break. We'll be right back with much more on your bread bar. We'll see you in a bit.[3:53:53]   Okay. Jules, you got a song prepared for this break here? Yep. Sorry. I got nothing planned. Yes, of course. You're always, you never have hit this on time ever. We'll see you soon.[3:54:23]   Yes, we're coming for uncle laser as well. Coming up. Down with uncle laser.[3:54:53]   It's gonna be my turn.[3:54:57]   Open me up. Tell me to fuck me. Fuck me to death. Love me until I love myself.[3:55:08]   There's a tunnel under ocean boulevard.[3:55:16]   There's a tunnel under ocean boulevard.[3:55:24]   There's a girl who sings hotel California.[3:55:31]   Not because she loves the notes or sounds or sound like Florida.[3:55:40]   It's because she's in a world preserved only if you have found the door.[3:55:47]   It's like in real only silver mirrors running down the corridor.[3:55:54]   Oh man. When's it gonna be my turn? Don't forget me. When's it gonna be my turn?[3:56:09]   Open me up. Tell me you love me. Fuck me to death. Love me until I love myself.[3:56:20]   There's a tunnel under ocean boulevard. Don't forget me. There's a tunnel under ocean boulevard.[3:56:32]   There's a tunnel under ocean boulevard. Don't forget me.[3:56:47]   There's a tunnel under ocean boulevard. Don't forget me.[3:56:58]   There's a tunnel under ocean boulevard. Don't forget me.[3:57:09]   When's it gonna be my turn? Don't forget me. When's it gonna be my turn?[3:57:20]   Open me up. Tell me you love me. Fuck me to death. Love me until I love myself.[3:57:51]   There's a tunnel under ocean boulevard just announced. Fantano is not happy about this. Fantano of course hates her because of her question to the culture letter that he misunderstood years ago.[3:58:06]   So we have that track list here and I'm just gonna read it to you very quickly. Just pull this up and yes of course.[3:58:14]   Here it is. The track list and you've got okay. Did you know there's a tunnel under ocean boulevard by Lana Del Rey. Here's the track list.[3:58:24]   The Grants. Here's the second song. Do you know there's a tunnel under ocean boulevard? The song we just heard.[3:58:30]   Sweet. A&W. No More Enemies. Candy Necklace. I Wish I Would Have Done Things Differently. My Shattered Broken Heart.[3:58:38]   Fingertips. I Got Harassed In An Arby's Parking Lot In My Own Car. My Perfect Imperfections. It's Finally Over.[3:58:49]   Fried Cheese On A Stick For Lunch. Eating Chicken Fries And Being Watched In My Rolls Royce. Cocaine In My Vagina. And Regrets. Thank you. I am very excited for this album. Thank you so much.[3:59:05]   If you don't like Lana I hate you. Yeah okay here is a new song from Kanye West. This is real. This was just released today. Is this the song Gavin said he was gonna release?[3:59:16]   Remember when Gavin interviewed him? This has been talked about for a while. I just never heard about it until now. Cut that off. Cut that off.[3:59:25]   Yeah cut that music. Okay so when did this come out? When did he record this? I think like a year ago. Oh well then it doesn't matter at all.[3:59:35]   If it was a year ago well wait maybe that does matter. Okay listen to this. This is real. I don't actually know for sure so if anyone actually knows please tell me.[3:59:42]   Yeah if anyone knows I feel like Gavin when Gavin interviewed Kanye goes and by the way Kanye did a new rap that I will be releasing tomorrow. Remember that?[3:59:52]   Did Gavin ever release? Yeah well there was the song that Kanye put on his Instagram member that we all heard. Okay how do we know this isn't it? But I don't know if that had. You don't know nothing about this.[4:00:02]   Yes I do. I'm saying that's a different song than this. Okay well I don't know. I don't know if that is. You're telling me that Gavin was the one who released that hip hop song about Kanye? No it's not. That was just a random one.[4:00:17]   Yes. That was one that Kanye made to remember that one that was just released where Kanye goes yeah yeah yeah Def Con 3 tweeted Def Con 3. Remember that one?[4:00:27]   Yes. That was to appease stupid black people. He wanted them to hear that old slappy happy oldies cutting up the chipmunk voice thing. He did that to get some more black people on his side. That's not what Gavin was releasing.[4:00:40]   Gavin said after he interviewed him I'm releasing my own Kanye West rap. I don't think that ever happened no to my knowledge. I think this is it. Okay. Let's hear it.[4:00:53]   Come on Phillip.[4:01:11]   Listen. It's hard to hear.[4:01:24]   Someone described this as like an episode of Red Bar. You hear that? This is the best part of the song here. It's right at the beginning. It comes in quick. Listen.[4:01:41]   Dyke No More makes sense. He loves saying dyke. Throughout his history every album he says the word dyke. There was one song. What was that song where he was like and I'll do anything for a blonde dyke. Stronger of course.[4:01:54]   Yeah. You would do anything for a blonde dyke? What was the other one? What was the other dyke reference? It was early on too. It says something about dykes. Just Google it.[4:02:06]   But they're not dykes.[4:02:08]   They're not dykes. Yeah. There's even another one. So there's three. He has another dyke line too. He doesn't want a girl if they're not dykes. Isn't that what he said in I Don't Like? Send me I Don't Like.[4:02:22]   Or just put it on Spotify. Let's hear that line. Because he's obsessed with dykes as well. Which I think he thinks means like two chicks that are going to have a threesome with him.[4:02:34]   But to me a dyke is like, oh boy, Cameron Esposito is coming. Listen to this. Go to Kanye's verse.[4:03:04]   You don't write trendsetter you clone like paid homage or K's vomit ungrateful niggas I don't like[4:03:34]   The media crucify me like they did Christ. They want to find me not breathing like they found Mike.[4:03:41]   A girl will run amout only out of spite. But I never hit a woman ever in my life. I was in too deep like Makai Fife.[4:03:52]   And that pussy so deep I could have drowned twice. Rose gold Jesus piece with the brown ice. Eating good vegetarian with the brown rice.[4:04:03]   Girls just some girls cause it's hot right. But unless they use a strap on they ain't not dykes. They ain't about that life. They ain't about that life.[4:04:13]   Unless they use a strap on they may not dykes. You know I saw Jennifer Connelly in a new movie. What movie did we see just now? Top Gun.[4:04:20]   Jennifer Connelly comes on screen and what did we all do? You gonna do a double dildo at the bay you fucking whore? I learned it from Sebastian.[4:04:30]   So Jennifer Connelly I don't know if you know that and Jules goes what are you screaming about here with this double dildo? I go you ever seen Requiem for a Dream?[4:04:38]   Jennifer Connelly needs this H so bad she does a double dildo in front of a maniac party of guys. And now every time I see her I go double dildo double dildo. That's what you've become.[4:04:51]   I hated Top Gun man. Tom Cruise walking around doing all this stuff. And by the way they're all just gonna kill themselves to stop some uranium plant. Why?[4:05:03]   It's like dude there's only one way we could do this is by like all killing ourselves in this uranium plant. I don't know if this movie was supposed to be nonsensical but.[4:05:15]   I fucking hated it. People are saying DJ Khaled's son was recorded in December 2020 according to Kanye Tracker. He was what? It was recorded in December 2020.[4:05:27]   So he hated kikes and dykes in 2020. Isn't that when he was gonna run the whole election?[4:05:34]   So he's been planning this for a while. He's been planning this. I can't believe it. I had no idea that he hated kikes.[4:05:42]   It makes sense though. I mean have you seen Love is Blind? Did you see the Jewish family on Love is Blind? They're not helping. They're not helping. The Jewish family on Love is Blind didn't help.[4:05:55]   What was another Jew I just saw recently blow it? You know it's like they're not helping. They didn't really do anything to. So I understand.[4:06:07]   I have a new thing that I'm gonna do because I'm a camper and it's very hard to find campsites. I have a tip for everybody. Everybody loves my tips. Cut to me.[4:06:14]   Here's a tip. You got a campsite that you want to keep yours. It's very hard especially in the perfect weather months.[4:06:23]   Okay so you'll like a lot of times a lot of you guys could only camp on the weekends. Weekends Off is one of my more famous songs.[4:06:33]   And it's about this theory that most people only get to really have fun on the weekend. Which is a shame. But I understand.[4:06:41]   And try going to your favorite campsite on a weekend. And I learned this because I was going to all these off-road trails. Sevens. Seven and a halfs. I will not go to eights.[4:06:53]   And I'm going on these sevens and I'm going down the trail and you're supposed to find these dispersed camping sites. It's very hard. There's only like four per trail.[4:07:04]   If you went on the weekend oh boy they're gonna be taken right? However I found a loophole. And this is what I call legacy headstone placement.[4:07:18]   And what you want to do is you find a campsite that you like. You have a headstone made. A real grave. And you position it on the campsite you like.[4:07:31]   And you write this story of a massacre that no one wants to even. Oh they'll back up from the land that they're on. They're not going to stay on that site. There's been like a killing here. There's graves.[4:07:44]   You put the graves there yourself. How did I learn this amazing tip? And how did I start a whole new line of revenue for gravestone makers? Well I'll tell you why. I was on a trail. I pulled over to air down.[4:08:02]   And it was this actually nice place to camp. I go this would be a nice place. And we're airing down. I'm swatting away bees. And then I go Jules I'm gonna go take a leak. Sorry I've been watching Sebastian. I'm gonna go take a leak ya fucking bitch.[4:08:18]   And I go I find my privacy station. And I start peeing. And I'm looking next to me. And I notice a gravestone. Here lies blah blah blah. He died here. Ha ha ha.[4:08:33]   And I go whoa whoa Jules. Unlatch those hoses. I don't care if we're at 22. Take those hoses out. We're getting out of here. This place is marked.[4:08:44]   And then as we're riding away from the grave as if they're coming for it. I go wait a minute. What if some guy goes I want this campsite. I'm in a place. This is a great way to claim your spot. And then it dawned on me.[4:09:00]   Mike's Gravestone Emporium. Leave a grave where you want people to not take. Okay? It's a great idea. Let's see. What time is it? 7 o'clock. What day is it?[4:09:13]   Tuesday. What city is that in? Hmm. We could try. Okay. And what was the joke that I was gonna do here? Maybe you can just be pitching your new business to see if they'll carry your product.[4:09:29]   Great. This was a show note from about 7 months ago the last time we went off-roading that has just been stuck in the show notes. And it just popped up. And I thought I should do it. So let's see how this plays out. Nobody's gonna answer. It's 7.[4:09:46]   But you never. Use your busy. Use your busy. So I'm out of that one. Thank you very much. Okay. It was gonna be a call to a grave maker. Pitch him this idea. See what he says. Would have been very funny. Water under the bridge.[4:10:02]   Okay. What's our next note? Hey, you know what? You guys are like, Christmas is coming. What do I get my friends and family? I have the perfect gift that I would like to plug. What is that? That you guys. It's in NextUp that you guys can get for your fellow heads. Okay. Hold on. I lost it. A list. NextUp. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah. We gotta do this.[4:10:23]   Sorry. We gotta do this. This is for a dear friend of the show. He's been with us for many years. He made me millions of dollars. He could sue me if he wanted to. I'm just kidding. You can't. You've made me nothing.[4:10:37]   I gotta show you this. You know, it is holiday time. You gotta buy something and we should help somebody during these times of deep, deep need. I saw a homeless man. I told you on the way here. Oh, I was giving him a dirty look. And I shouldn't have. I should have given him what he needs in this time of need, which is fuel. We should have given him some food so he could be there tomorrow. Right? We should poison his food is what we should do.[4:11:07]   But this person I think deserves a second chance. And his name is Michael Ray Bower. Yep. Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts. The thorn in my heel for the last 20 years. My archnomist. No, I'm just kidding. We used to cover Donkey Lips all the time. We had to stop covering him because his life got too pathetic.[4:11:31]   Remember when he moved into the square? What was it called? He moved into a square. I'm not kidding. A 10 by 10 square is what he lives into. I can't fill you in. We'd be here all month filling you in. But this is the guy from Salute Your Shorts. He played Donkey Lips. You've seen him in a lot of shows.[4:11:50]   I know it's a donkey. Donkey is funnier. He needs the money once more. And you're going to give it to him. Or it's your ass. Listen to this plea. Okay? Listen.[4:12:05]   Guess what time it is? It's holiday season. So everybody's going to try to sell you something, including me.[4:12:10]   Yeah. Oh no. He's running through one of my effects units here. So that's why it's telephone sound. I think he might have got a little bit of sauce.[4:12:19]   It's definitely sauce. An oyster sauce got stuck in his microphone slot. Which is fine. On his Galaxy. The Costco edition. Let's hear this. Try to listen through the water. Through the sauce.[4:12:35]   It's holiday season. So everybody's going to try to sell you something, including me. Satan. Satan. Santa. Lips. Forgive me. But I got a cameo. And it's on a discount twice.[4:12:51]   I've got a cameo. He's asking for your cameo business here. You know how many cameos I have from him? From listeners who have paid $498 to tell me that he doesn't wish I died.[4:13:03]   This is another guy who knows me. And he's living in the same place that we last saw him. That Indiana Jones hallway that he made after his dad's favorite movie, Indiana Jones.[4:13:15]   His dad was a blind man that died in a TV tray. Literally his last breath was taken in a TV tray. He collapsed onto the TV tray and the hungry man meal fell to the floor.[4:13:29]   They didn't find him for seven or eight days because donkey lips was doing his gambling for football. He didn't see his dad. He didn't come out of his garage.[4:13:40]   He found his dad dead with his head smashed into the TV being electrocuted from watching Indiana Jones. Yeah. And since then, he's had to move into this house. His dad owned this house. It was a beautiful house.[4:13:53]   His dad died. They had to move out of the house and he moved into this box. It makes me sick that he's still there.[4:14:01]   And I think we should try to cameo him out of this box. Get him into a new apartment this year. What do you guys say?[4:14:09]   We got to get him into a better apartment. And what we can do is only pay the first few months and then he gets in this big problem with the landlord.[4:14:16]   We promise we'll keep paying, but we don't. He gets in a problem with the landlord. Now he's out on the street. Please help me. No, I'm kidding. Help him. Listen.[4:14:27]   And you can buy T-shirts and photographs from me, donkey lips, for retro nostalgic gifts for your friends and family during this holiday season.[4:14:38]   I know this is like listening to a Bioshock like thing between the gameplay, you know?[4:14:45]   No, it's like when you walk up to the little audio thing.[4:14:48]   Here, get some like 1920s big band music, but search like 1920 big band music. I want to see if it pairs with this.[4:14:57]   Put it on Spotify half volume like where it's really like muted trumpets and shits.[4:15:02]   No, no, no. That's too clear. Too clear. It's got to be very muted. 1920s vintage. Nope. Even more muted than that. Thick. I want to hear the record.[4:15:13]   More record than sonic. This is too clear. Too clear. Just keep clicking, please.[4:15:22]   Okay. Still hearing clarity. Okay. That sounds pretty nice. Here, listen to this.[4:15:28]   Guess what time it is? It's holiday season. Turn it up a little bit.[4:15:32]   So everybody's going to try to sell you something, including me. Satan. Satan. Santa. Little louder.[4:15:39]   Forgive me. But I got a cameo and it's on a discounted price and you can buy T-shirts and photographs from me, donkey lips, for retro nostalgic gifts for your friends and family during this holiday season.[4:15:55]   Probably altogether for under a hundred bucks. You want the link?[4:16:00]   They'll be in the description or you can contact me and DMS on Instagram or Facebook or find me on eBay or wherever. Just search for me selling stuff.[4:16:10]   Search for me selling stuff. He said, all right, you guys got to help him. Obviously the man's gone insane. Completely insane.[4:16:19]   Please help this family. If Tim Dillon could help.[4:16:21]   More importantly, in my cameos, I sing Christmas songs. I drink eggnog. We got a whole Christmas theme going. Can I even say Christmas anymore?[4:16:33]   True. I don't know. So true. But I do it. I must be watching Knowles. Thank you for the support.[4:16:39]   I watch Michael Knowles in this. What else do you need to see?[4:16:44]   That's how I base my whole worldview. Okay. Help this family, please. Okay. Don't be an asshole this Halloween.[4:16:51]   This is a good one. And next. Help him. Okay. Next step. Let's see what we got. The show keeps going.[4:16:59]   Which one? Donkey lips? No, the other one. Zach? This is a good one. Is it good? Okay. Let's see this. This is a Zach from H3. Oh, they got him. This is that guy Zach from H3.[4:17:12]   He was playing guitar. He does these guitar streams and somebody butted in. And what did they say?[4:17:21]   They accused him of faking. Yeah. So they were watching Zach live. They accused him of fake playing guitar. I love this. Accuse. Accuse. Accuse.[4:17:30]   And you shall receive. Let's see what happened to Zach here. Fucking hard. I, you know, I'm playing guitar with him before. So thank you to whoever just fucking said that.[4:17:41]   Why would I come on here and fake this shit? So you really threw him up. We're going to watch this little smile here. Let me with that. It happened very hot and fast.[4:17:49]   So he's playing guitar all night. Everybody's loving it. One of you goes in there. Accuses him of faking. This is one of H3's interns.[4:17:59]   And he goes from having the best night of his life to this face. Why do you see this face? Hard. You know, I'm playing guitar with him before. So thank you to whoever just fucking said that.[4:18:08]   Why would I come on here and fake this shit? Ooh, when the face drops, the face drops. You must've been like, you put your phone down. You're like, I don't want any trouble. I understand. Holy smokes. Okay. Let's see where this goes.[4:18:30]   Try saying he's vegan now. No, it's not hating. It's a compliment. Some surf music. Yeah.[4:18:43]   For the wrong notes. Wow. Really threw him off. Thank you for service. Thank you. Isn't this funny? These jackasses try to go live. You could really just control the whole world if you want to. Very funny. Very, very funny. Thank you for that.[4:19:07]   It's my birthday today. Happy birthday. I mean, tomorrow, but you know, today on the show, happy birthday to me. Here's a birthday gift. You also were involved in another birthday. Oh, I get a gift every day. Yes, a birthday. Andrew Tate had his birthday. Congratulations, senior Tate. Please, please take these gifts. Please, Tate.[4:19:26]   Tate rules. A lot of people are rolling back. How did I predict this, man? You know, when I reached out to Tate with my apology, it was weeks before. You were the first person to know Tate and you were also the first person to apologize. This is true. Cut to me.[4:19:40]   A lot of people think I came crawling back to Tate after his rise to fame. I came crawling back to Tate after his nothing to nothing. He was on our show. Did that stuff. I came to Tate before he blew up.[4:19:54]   Knowing how good he was going to get. Of course, you know, I didn't actually crawl back to Tate in any real sort of way. This is a joke. But I did it before his rise to fame. And then two weeks later, I mean, it could have been two weeks later, he rises, he rises.[4:20:14]   And I have been the talk of the town. Do you know, I have I'm like the center of this. I don't know if people understand this. I'm the center of Tate hate. There is no video bigger than mine.[4:20:26]   As far as all the states of remember, when I interviewed Tate, there's a million copies of that, each with 20 million, 50 million, 80 million views.[4:20:34]   Tick tock. I've been harassed by all of his followers. They're seeing this video of and it's been labeled the only time Tate has ever broke. The only time Tate cries.[4:20:45]   I mean, I think these videos have been posted in favor of me taking down Tate.[4:20:53]   You know, labeled as the only time anybody was able to get that's really like the the theme of these videos. And then, of course, all his fans come in. They think this is recent or something.[4:21:02]   And they think, but I had apologized to Tate long before all this happened and before my interview with Tate blew up and all this stuff.[4:21:11]   So, I mean, to me, I'm completely honored and excited that this happened, just like I show you Ali Alexander on the show.[4:21:20]   You didn't know him from Adam. All of a sudden, January 6th, ladies and gentlemen, I mean, you know, I know how to pick them.[4:21:29]   And so when Tate blew up, I was honored. I was so happy that I made up with Tate prior to the blowing up.[4:21:38]   And I was so excited to see that our videos were, you know, millions and millions of millions of views all over and still till this day doesn't stop.[4:21:46]   I mean, I get 100 messages a day from Tate fans. You are going to die. You're going to go, guys, Tate and I are actually friends now. He's sitting right here.[4:21:54]   He is very unhappy with the USB. And it does scare them off. But those Tate fans are ruthless.[4:22:01]   And I had the honor of watching Tate himself use a piece of my video of me and him to celebrate his very own birthday.[4:22:15]   Watch this. This is from Tate. He posted this himself. And it's a birthday video featuring yours truly. Check this out.[4:22:27]   I couldn't believe it when I woke up to see this.[4:22:30]   One of the most infamous men in the world. Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate.[4:22:36]   Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram.[4:22:40]   We do not retreat. We do not give up. We do not surrender. And the reason why most of you are not successful is because every single time stuff not going your way, you give up. You quit. You let go. And people feel weakness. They feel it.[4:22:56]   You're a fool. You're a joke. OK, we're all laughing at you. We're going to be making fun of you for years to come.[4:23:03]   I'm in the Tate birthday video. And Tate posted this myself. I was so honored.[4:23:13]   You know how you feel right now? Yeah. This is exactly like when Nikki Glaser made fun of Taylor Swift's friends. And she was in the documentary. And she got featured in the documentary as a hater.[4:23:26]   I reached out to Nikki to talk about this and how it feels to be part of something that big.[4:23:30]   So I am a part of world history officially again. And I could die happy being a part of all the coolest stuff in culture. But barely being involved in it.[4:23:46]   So it's very, very nice. And Tate and I talk all the time. Tate and I talk all the time. I'm going to probably go to Bulgaria to hang out with those guys in a few weeks with Shane Dawson.[4:23:58]   And it's going to be pretty fucking cool. Didn't we get mentioned somewhere else? Oh, in the Kill Tony Reddit. Why don't we show this?[4:24:08]   Reddit hates us. Reddit usually hates us, but we're really turning. We're really starting to gain some traction here on Reddit. This is from the Kill Tony Reddit.[4:24:21]   And this was so nice to see. I heard of this red bar dude. Do I read this guy's little thing here? You could click this. It's kind of a weird screenshot. You could just go to the actual post. I don't know what the post is. It's in the note. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Here's the post. Read it. Read it. Okay, yeah. Here you go.[4:24:44]   Y'all heard of this red bar dude. Uh oh. What am I getting hit with here? You can allow. Yeah, that's fine. What did I just allow? Stop all this.[4:24:53]   I just found this video of a dude I guess called red bar or Mike who spends an hour and a half ripping on Kill Tony and Kill Tony as a whole, sounding like a jealous ass motherfucker.[4:25:04]   Sure the documentary doesn't seem very good. I haven't seen it. But this man spends ten minutes making fun of Tony for being bad at pool. Like who the fuck cares dude?[4:25:16]   He's calling all Tony fans basically a bunch of retards throughout the entire video. He sounds like a pretentious asshole who could do no wrong and is holier than thou.[4:25:27]   The entire video that is his vibe and it's almost as sickening as he feels about Tony. I've never heard this guy before and I was wondering if any of y'all have seen this video or know anything about this guy. Here's the link. And then what? Where do we go now?[4:25:48]   Go to the... Go to the what? Speed it up. I mean just go and look for the one where the guy says red bar seems pretty cool and then read his reply.[4:25:58]   Oh okay red bar seems pretty cool and the OP says this. Listen to this. Yeah I've honestly become a member of his scars club since I posted this.[4:26:13]   Quite the 180 I did for making a post bashing him to now being a fan. It's shit. Shit at least I can admit it haha. The dude is actually fucking hilarious.[4:26:28]   I don't know how to respond to that. Wait you should scroll down to the very last comment cause that's my favorite one. Okay the very last comment. Oh dear. Fucking bootleg Marc Maron.[4:26:44]   Busted. Okay so not everybody is convinced but the OP is convinced. That's all that matters. And we welcome you. You have a home here OP and thank you for being so open and honest about that whole thing that you guys do to poor me who did nothing.[4:27:10]   I was blocked by Hela Klein. I did not do anything. I stand by that. It's her birthday. She's out celebrating her birthday. Again you tell me what Ethan bought her that's so special I'll double it for this one.[4:27:23]   She's out on her birthday blocking me but I had made no post or interaction with her for four business days. Who should I block on my birthday?[4:27:34]   Wow who should Jules block on her birthday? That's a really really great question. We want to outdo Hela on every turn. So I gotta block one person right now.[4:27:46]   Yeah who should it be? Jules will block a celeb of your choice today on Instagram. Pretty cool. We're gonna get back at you Hela. For that you sick fuck I want to show you should we show. Should we do Sebastian?[4:28:02]   Yeah I was gonna say if you wanted a little lead I know I just put a next up just a mini. We all love club random. And we all love it when people nag him about smoking.[4:28:15]   Bill Maher starts his show. We all love how Bill Maher starts his show. He's like this. Watch. This is Bill Maher. To like Joe Biden.[4:28:25]   So do you smoke weed? Do you want booze or weed? Do you smoke weed? Uh no. And you know what it's happened so many times that it's starting to get really funny. We decided we're gonna cover these parts where Bill kinda doesn't know who he's asked over.[4:28:47]   You know it's so funny Bill kind of thinks all these old timers that he grew up with are like cool with weed but in a lot of old timers minds they just can't get through it. To them they understand weed's being sold. We all do it. To them this is still a drug. For druggies.[4:29:04]   You know like when we saw Bill Maher with Kris Jenner and he's like you smoke weed right? Wanna take a. And she's like what the fuck are you. Like she was embarrassed to even be in the same room. She's like I'm gonna be ruined. You know that's in her head.[4:29:22]   She doesn't understand and she sure as hell isn't gonna start smoking weed. Are you fucking kidding me? I mean this is something she would like try you know on her 40th birthday like while they were like overseas in a place that you know no one's gonna find out. There's no fucking way these people are smoking weed and to watch Bill not even realize this.[4:29:45]   I mean you know how there's some like old folks. They're not gonna smoke fucking weed around them. You know they're not online. So we've got a good one here. Bill gets nagged about the smoking. Here we've got a couple of them. Here he is with Gene Simmons thinking Gene Simmons was hip to the smoking.[4:30:06]   And I could have told you this. There's no way Gene Simmons. Hasidic Jew Gene Simmons. I mean did you watch Family Jewels. You see his daughter balloon into the weight she is now. You see how he treats his wife and did you see how he runs his company. He's kind of psychotic Gene Simmons right? Like I'm afraid of Gene Simmons. There's only one man that is tougher than Donald Trump.[4:30:28]   And that's Gene Simmons. He could destroy this country in one snap. He's the Thanos of our world and we have forgotten about Gene Simmons and Bill Maher has forgotten about Gene Simmons strictness. Let's go to seven minutes in and finally Bill gets kind of dressed down.[4:30:46]   It's also a funny part where Bill's talking about someone who died and then Gene's like he passed. Yeah I want to hear that after this. Here let me find it. Yeah here is Bill Maher with Gene Simmons smoking some cheesh.[4:30:56]   That's impressive. That's a baller move. And you kind of look the same because you know. What do I do? What? Hair. You got hair. Yeah. You just have to worship Satan that's all.[4:31:11]   Well that's it. You always look like you worship Satan and you still do. Thank you I think. You know so like you know I'm serious like some people they look you look at a picture of them and in the heyday and then they look a picture of them now and it's like oh it's night and day.[4:31:26]   Bill you kind of have the same exact look. Bill Maher it's called no drugs no booze no cigarettes. See what you're doing there that smoking thing. So I can hold my hand in front of my face and it won't shake because of what you put. I'm not a health nut but the more crap you put that stuff too.[4:31:46]   And Bill Maher is sitting there holding the biggest joint. The health nut but the more crap. Look at this Bill sitting here thinking everybody's hip to this stuff. Look at how big this thing is. He's sitting there going what the hell this is an interview? What the hell are you doing? So Bill doesn't quite understand this and here he gets kind of disgraced by Simmons.[4:32:08]   Shake because of what you put. I'm not a health nut but the more crap you put that stuff too. I mean if it's a taste here and there I'm going to shake my finger in front of your face it's not good for you.[4:32:20]   Oh Jesus Christ. When did you become Aunt Blabby?[4:32:24]   Well I've always been the same guy.[4:32:27]   This is the beginning.[4:32:28]   Really? I don't remember you nagging me this much.[4:32:31]   Oh okay I'll quit. But I do I do recall having lunch with you someplace.[4:32:35]   Oh yeah.[4:32:36]   I think it was for our TV show.[4:32:37]   And again my point. What were we doing? We were working. Which is a shame because I always loved you. I mean and like I would love to talk to you but yeah it's just the nature of who we are.[4:32:50]   Okay so he gets ashamed embarrassed by Gene and then it keeps happening. We started taking taking you know notes here when this happened. This is Richard Dawkins comes in.[4:33:04]   I can't tell you what a great pleasure it always is to talk to you.[4:33:09]   Does he think it's appropriate to open that giant tall tequila bottle in front of this guy? Let alone take out one of these?[4:33:17]   So let's see what time code does he start? It's right at the beginning. Listen to this.[4:33:21]   To you.[4:33:22]   Well I suppose so.[4:33:23]   Especially in this setting because like you know we've we've had dinner I mean we've been out we've done shows but if I really want to talk to somebody I want to talk to them right here smoking pot drinking breaking down whatever barriers so I'm going to try to get you very fucked up.[4:33:46]   I know you I know you taught at Berkeley in the 60s so you must have.[4:33:50]   I never did.[4:33:52]   Weird?[4:33:53]   No never.[4:33:54]   Even in the Berkeley in the 60s?[4:33:56]   I was never even offered it actually.[4:33:57]   Wow.[4:33:59]   So Bill Maher thinks because this guy was around in the 60s that he's going to be smoking them on.[4:34:07]   So Bill has got two do you see how he opens his hand look at this Bill before this happens has got two giant joints and these guys are going to light up.[4:34:18]   Is he confusing him for the guy who died who talks about DMT?[4:34:26]   Terrence.[4:34:27]   Terrence McKenna.[4:34:28]   Yes.[4:34:29]   Are you confusing him with Terrence McKenna? I mean this is just an old man and listen to what the old man says.[4:34:37]   Terrence McKenna.[4:34:38]   Say that again.[4:34:40]   Especially in this setting because like you know we've we've had dinner I mean we've been out we've done shows but if I really want to talk to somebody I want to talk to them right here smoking pot drinking breaking down whatever barriers so I'm going to try to get you.[4:35:02]   He's terrified.[4:35:03]   Very fucked up.[4:35:04]   I know you I know you taught at Berkeley in the 60s so you must have.[4:35:08]   I never did.[4:35:09]   We'd.[4:35:10]   No never.[4:35:11]   Even in the Berkeley in the 60s?[4:35:13]   I was never even offered it actually.[4:35:16]   You know what there's no time like the present.[4:35:19]   Not in public not in.[4:35:23]   I see.[4:35:24]   Oh my God he starts looking at it.[4:35:25]   No never not especially with these cameras.[4:35:27]   No.[4:35:28]   What the fuck.[4:35:29]   You know they want to leave.[4:35:31]   This happens every cast now.[4:35:33]   I mean that was incredible.[4:35:34]   I swear it also happened with Weird Al but I couldn't find the time.[4:35:37]   It did happen with Weird Al.[4:35:38]   I know.[4:35:39]   He freaked Weird Al out.[4:35:40]   Can you think of a keyword?[4:35:41]   I could not.[4:35:42]   I was listening to it at double time this morning in the shower.[4:35:44]   Hell no.[4:35:45]   Weird.[4:35:46]   No never.[4:35:47]   Even in the Berkeley in the 60s?[4:35:49]   I was never even offered it actually.[4:35:52]   You know what there's no time like the present.[4:35:55]   No not in public not in.[4:35:59]   I see.[4:36:00]   Oh dude he wads out.[4:36:03]   He's looking at whoever signed him up for this.[4:36:05]   Let's get the fuck out of here.[4:36:06]   This is a drug den.[4:36:08]   So Bill Maher is like blind to this so when you're watching Bill Maher here's another[4:36:12]   thing you could do that makes it ultra fun.[4:36:14]   Find these moments.[4:36:15]   It happens literally every episode.[4:36:17]   I see.[4:36:18]   Well you won't mind if I do.[4:36:20]   Of course not.[4:36:21]   No no no.[4:36:22]   What about a drink?[4:36:23]   Yeah of course not.[4:36:24]   No thanks.[4:36:25]   What about a drink?[4:36:26]   Listen to this.[4:36:27]   Of course not.[4:36:28]   No no no.[4:36:29]   What about a drink?[4:36:30]   No thanks.[4:36:31]   You might need to amend your email Bill.[4:36:36]   This show is smoking and drinking.[4:36:38]   If you don't want to do that please do not reply.[4:36:41]   Poor Bill.[4:36:42]   I mean.[4:36:43]   It's like come on you just think everyone wants to drink and smoke on TV.[4:36:47]   They think they're on HBO probably.[4:36:49]   The day that somebody Jeff Ross excluded because he's a comic but the day that one of these[4:36:54]   guests finally lights up with him we're going to go fucking nuts.[4:36:58]   Yes because it's really been a streak of no no no no no.[4:37:02]   No one is touching this stuff.[4:37:04]   I sent you the Weird Al one in a text but I can't find a thing about the smoking but[4:37:10]   there was one good part where they talk about Roku TV.[4:37:13]   Yes.[4:37:14]   Well this is pretty brutal.[4:37:16]   So Weird Al and this is a good story.[4:37:18]   Weird Al came out with a parody movie of a biopic of his life and I was dying to see[4:37:25]   this.[4:37:26]   What about life Bill?[4:37:27]   I thought this was going to be a real movie as we all did.[4:37:30]   We've all heard about this Weird Al biopic movie and I go let's watch it and Jules goes[4:37:38]   I'm having a hard time finding it.[4:37:40]   I go what do you mean?[4:37:41]   Search for it.[4:37:42]   We use Apple TV at home to watch everything.[4:37:45]   We've got every app.[4:37:47]   Access to it all.[4:37:48]   Apple TV.[4:37:49]   It's what we use and she's reading and she's going well it appears his movie is only available[4:37:56]   on the Roku app.[4:37:59]   He has sold his movie to Roku as an exclusive.[4:38:03]   I go Roku?[4:38:05]   Well that's a little different than selling it to Hulu or Netflix or HBO Max.[4:38:11]   I mean Roku.[4:38:12]   Why?[4:38:13]   And then she goes Roku doesn't have an app for Apple TV because it's a competing device.[4:38:21]   And I go oh that's right.[4:38:24]   So in order to watch Weird Al's movie you need a Roku device.[4:38:32]   Weird Al did not know this and I could prove it.[4:38:37]   Weird Al thought Roku was like Hulu.[4:38:40]   He thought he was going to put his movie on there.[4:38:42]   They bought it and that everybody would see it.[4:38:45]   Not realizing you need a stick.[4:38:48]   You need to be part of the Roku family.[4:38:51]   So watch his movie and now surprise surprise nobody is seeing it.[4:38:57]   We thought this was going to be an in theaters movie.[4:38:59]   He's even done marketing across the globe to promote this movie.[4:39:03]   And he's like yeah it's on Roku.[4:39:05]   And people are like Roku?[4:39:06]   How do I get these?[4:39:07]   And he's now just realizing I sold my movie to a device not a popular platform and now[4:39:18]   I've boxed myself in.[4:39:19]   No one is seeing this film.[4:39:21]   We're going to see proof of that today.[4:39:23]   And he's so sweet.[4:39:24]   I talk to Mike about this a lot.[4:39:27]   What's the time code by the way?[4:39:28]   I'll go to like 27 minutes I think.[4:39:30]   When someone is so nice that it almost makes me feel sick to watch and I get upset.[4:39:38]   He's one of those people where he's too nice and I just want him to lash out because.[4:39:44]   He doesn't need to be this nice.[4:39:46]   You're allowed to stick up for yourself Al.[4:39:49]   Weird.[4:39:50]   And this is really.[4:39:52]   Here you'll see how this goes down.[4:39:54]   Watch this.[4:39:55]   Knowing he does a completely different special as if you could do that.[4:39:58]   Like bring in sets in two hours.[4:40:01]   He's watching Bobby Kennedy get assassinated and then he writes If I Could Dream.[4:40:07]   Well I love If I Could Dream.[4:40:09]   It's one of my favorite songs but it wasn't written by him or then.[4:40:13]   That's one of the things they do in all these biopics is that they take things that happen[4:40:17]   like days or weeks or months or years apart and they have them all happen the same night.[4:40:21]   Exactly.[4:40:22]   Because it makes more sense from a storytelling perspective.[4:40:24]   And then they put a little disclosure on the screen.[4:40:27]   Some events have been conflated.[4:40:29]   In other words we just fucking made it up as much as we wanted to.[4:40:33]   Which is what I leaned into with my movie.[4:40:35]   I figured okay if I'm going to do a biopic.[4:40:37]   Exactly.[4:40:38]   Facts out the window.[4:40:39]   Like nobody cares.[4:40:40]   Well I would expect no less from you Al.[4:40:43]   It's a parody of a biopic essentially.[4:40:45]   Yeah.[4:40:46]   Well I can't wait to see it.[4:40:47]   It's on Netflix?[4:40:48]   Well you can.[4:40:49]   No.[4:40:50]   No.[4:40:51]   What's it on?[4:40:52]   From what I remember it's on the Roku channel.[4:40:54]   It's.[4:40:55]   Oh my god.[4:40:56]   Does that just make you want to burst into tears?[4:40:59]   So yeah I can't wait to see your movie.[4:41:01]   It's on Netflix right?[4:41:02]   Oh well I.[4:41:04]   It's actually on.[4:41:06]   Are you sitting down?[4:41:08]   Roku I believe.[4:41:09]   I just don't know.[4:41:10]   I don't want.[4:41:11]   Watch this again.[4:41:14]   This is the coolest of the cool.[4:41:16]   Essentially.[4:41:17]   Yeah.[4:41:18]   Well I can't wait to see it.[4:41:19]   It's on Netflix?[4:41:20]   Well you can.[4:41:21]   No.[4:41:22]   No.[4:41:23]   What's it on?[4:41:24]   From what I remember it's on the Roku channel.[4:41:26]   It's free.[4:41:27]   You don't need.[4:41:28]   Well.[4:41:29]   What do you mean?[4:41:30]   No.[4:41:31]   The Roku channel.[4:41:32]   The Roku channel is free?[4:41:33]   Yes.[4:41:34]   You go to therokuchannel.com and it's.[4:41:36]   I thought Roku was the box that.[4:41:38]   They do that too.[4:41:40]   They make TV's.[4:41:41]   They make apps and devices.[4:41:42]   Really?[4:41:43]   They also have an actual channel.[4:41:44]   And then once in a while the whole thing.[4:41:47]   Crashes.[4:41:48]   And they have a little animated.[4:41:50]   Roku doll that comes up on the screen.[4:41:53]   Somehow I can't believe Belmar owns Roku.[4:41:57]   And he's now he's talking about.[4:41:59]   He just transitioned.[4:42:00]   And look at Al's face.[4:42:02]   He just transitioned into.[4:42:04]   Doesn't.[4:42:05]   Isn't that the thing that always crashes and has a dancing man.[4:42:08]   I hate Roku.[4:42:09]   Well thank you very much.[4:42:11]   The movie of my lifetime.[4:42:12]   That I thought everyone was going to be able to see.[4:42:14]   They told me.[4:42:15]   Oh yeah.[4:42:16]   You can see it for free.[4:42:17]   On Roku.[4:42:18]   Which is not available for Apple TV.[4:42:21]   I just want to cry.[4:42:22]   Which holds a small.[4:42:24]   Smaller bit than the market share of what's out there.[4:42:28]   So this is devastating to Allison.[4:42:31]   Which is his full name.[4:42:32]   Weird Allison it's actually.[4:42:35]   Weird Allison Swift.[4:42:37]   Yeah.[4:42:38]   Allison.[4:42:39]   So listen how Bill.[4:42:40]   What Bill adds on to this.[4:42:41]   So it's on.[4:42:42]   He's got to make him jump through hoops to explain Roku.[4:42:45]   And it's like Bill.[4:42:46]   He's already embarrassed.[4:42:47]   Yes.[4:42:48]   And then.[4:42:49]   Netflix.[4:42:50]   Okay.[4:42:51]   Bill does this.[4:42:52]   Watch.[4:42:53]   And they have a little animated Roku doll that comes up on the screen.[4:42:55]   Is that.[4:42:56]   I kind of dances.[4:42:57]   And I'm like.[4:42:58]   What are you dancing?[4:42:59]   You just crashed my thing.[4:43:00]   I guess sometimes it has to reboot or something.[4:43:03]   I don't know.[4:43:04]   It's all complicated.[4:43:05]   I miss the rabbit ears.[4:43:07]   I miss going up on the roof and adjusting the antenna.[4:43:10]   Well, so Roku channel.[4:43:12]   Yeah.[4:43:13]   The Roku channel.[4:43:14]   So this is there.[4:43:15]   The Roku channel.[4:43:19]   Have you ever seen Allison like this?[4:43:22]   I mean, I felt so.[4:43:24]   He thought his movie was going to be like as big as Elvis.[4:43:27]   Like he thought we were all going to see this.[4:43:30]   No one's seen it.[4:43:31]   The number.[4:43:32]   He even talks about it.[4:43:33]   Nobody's seen it.[4:43:34]   Do we have that clip or is that in the same clip?[4:43:36]   Where he talks about it.[4:43:37]   The numbers are very low.[4:43:38]   Actually.[4:43:39]   See if you can find it.[4:43:40]   Yeah.[4:43:41]   Well, so Roku channel.[4:43:42]   Yeah.[4:43:43]   The Roku channel.[4:43:44]   So this is there.[4:43:45]   They're one of their early forays into original programming.[4:43:48]   And thankfully they decided that they wanted to be in the Weird Al business.[4:43:54]   So do we all have the Roku channel automatically?[4:43:58]   Well, if you have a computer, you have the Roku channel.[4:44:01]   So you have to go on your computer.[4:44:04]   Nobody is going to roku.com and watching this Al movie on their computer.[4:44:09]   I hope fucking not.[4:44:11]   I want to see it so bad.[4:44:13]   I want to see it too.[4:44:14]   So he's digging in deeper.[4:44:15]   I bet it's so good.[4:44:16]   And Al's eventually I think is going to say, listen, I don't even know.[4:44:19]   I have no fucking idea.[4:44:21]   Can we find the man responsible for getting Al to do his movie?[4:44:25]   Yes.[4:44:26]   See, that was a bad deal.[4:44:27]   Like there's no way.[4:44:28]   And he was probably, again,[4:44:30]   I think Weird Al thought that this Roku channel was, you know,[4:44:34]   one of the tops because he had heard of it.[4:44:36]   It kind of sounds familiar theatrical release.[4:44:39]   Yes.[4:44:40]   And he's getting so he waved all that and he showed it to Roku thinking,[4:44:44]   oh, it's like Netflix because he don't know.[4:44:47]   And now his, his dream is ruined.[4:44:48]   He's never going to get a second chance at this film.[4:44:51]   You know, people are just not ever going to see it.[4:44:54]   And then it just goes away.[4:44:55]   Free Britney.[4:44:56]   And they'll never release it.[4:44:57]   I need this to be just as big.[4:44:59]   Yes.[4:45:00]   And the Roku knew what they were doing.[4:45:02]   I ponder.[4:45:03]   Roku fucking knew.[4:45:05]   They're like, I can't believe he's signing this.[4:45:07]   28,000 books.[4:45:09]   All right.[4:45:10]   Let's see.[4:45:11]   So, um, do we all have the Roku channel automatically?[4:45:18]   Well, if you have a computer, you have the Roku channel.[4:45:20]   So we're born with it.[4:45:21]   Oh, yes.[4:45:22]   I have everything.[4:45:23]   Yes.[4:45:24]   I have access to everything.[4:45:25]   Okay.[4:45:27]   Very cool.[4:45:28]   Even Al knows at this point, cause he knows everyone he's talking to.[4:45:32]   He goes, you seen the movie?[4:45:33]   And they go, I, I don't know how to see it.[4:45:36]   Roku.[4:45:37]   Okay.[4:45:38]   I'll go home and try.[4:45:39]   And then they're like, what is Roku?[4:45:40]   You know, they're looking everywhere for a Roku logo.[4:45:43]   They ain't got the stuff.[4:45:45]   It's like a chip in your brain.[4:45:48]   It's not like something I have to order like Netflix.[4:45:51]   If you want to watch it on your TV, it's got to, you know,[4:45:54]   I don't have all the info in front of me.[4:45:55]   I see Roku.[4:45:56]   Yeah.[4:45:57]   If you want to watch it on your TV, well, I actually don't have all the information.[4:46:00]   It's not Roku.[4:46:01]   Yeah.[4:46:02]   It's Roku.[4:46:03]   Roku.[4:46:04]   I mean, it's a disaster and these guys got to get out of the hands of these vultures[4:46:10]   stealing their art and destroying it by putting it on these shabby networks.[4:46:14]   He doesn't even know.[4:46:15]   He's like, uh, to be honest with you, yes, it's a complete disaster.[4:46:19]   Let's see if he talks about it.[4:46:21]   TV.[4:46:22]   It's got to, you know, I don't have all the info in front of me.[4:46:24]   I see Roku.[4:46:25]   Yeah.[4:46:26]   So you can certainly watch it.[4:46:27]   So I must have it.[4:46:28]   If I have the box, I must have it.[4:46:30]   Okay.[4:46:31]   Oh, great.[4:46:32]   Fantastic.[4:46:33]   Yeah.[4:46:34]   And you don't have to subscribe.[4:46:35]   Like I said, it's ad supportive.[4:46:36]   So, you know, commercial, but he goes, it's also when you subscribe and Al did not have[4:46:43]   to say this, this gets so bad guys.[4:46:46]   I forgot about this pie.[4:46:48]   Listen to this.[4:46:50]   Watch what Al does now.[4:46:52]   Everybody pay attention.[4:46:53]   This is really, really terrifying.[4:46:54]   You don't have to subscribe.[4:46:55]   Like I said, it's ad supportive.[4:46:57]   So, you know, every now and then you'll see a commercial, but oh, really?[4:47:00]   Yeah.[4:47:01]   But not in the middle of the movie.[4:47:02]   Uh, well, yeah.[4:47:03]   Like, like, like, yeah.[4:47:05]   Really?[4:47:06]   It has ads in the middle of the movie.[4:47:09]   It's you're watching a movie and then it cuts to a who knows.[4:47:15]   Roku picked it ad and he's like, but certainly it's not in the middle of the movie.[4:47:22]   It's actually every 15 minutes.[4:47:25]   Why?[4:47:26]   I mean, I can't believe when I saw this here, watch this again.[4:47:29]   Subscribe.[4:47:30]   Like I said, it's ad supportive.[4:47:31]   So, you know, every now and then you'll see a commercial, but oh, really?[4:47:34]   Yeah.[4:47:35]   But not in the middle of the movie.[4:47:36]   Uh, well, yeah.[4:47:37]   Like, like, like it.[4:47:38]   Yeah.[4:47:39]   Really?[4:47:40]   There's a commercial in the middle of the movie?[4:47:41]   There is.[4:47:42]   But oh, all right.[4:47:43]   There's a commercial in the middle of this too.[4:47:45]   I'm not busting your balls about it, but I just am.[4:47:49]   I'm glad you prepared me.[4:47:51]   Okay.[4:47:52]   If you see somebody selling something in the middle of my movie, it's not something that[4:47:55]   I thought of.[4:47:56]   It's so age relive.[4:47:57]   It's so funny.[4:47:58]   Help him.[4:47:59]   Wow.[4:48:00]   And Bill Maher shit and they're appalled and then remembers that he runs ads in the[4:48:04]   middle of his content too.[4:48:06]   And they go, well, we're both very repulsive, I guess.[4:48:09]   Well, we'll keep doing it.[4:48:11]   Um, I think the part go to 23, 20 or 21, 20.[4:48:16]   Sorry.[4:48:17]   It's my birthday.[4:48:18]   So double 21, 12, 23, 20, 21, 21, 20.[4:48:23]   Okay.[4:48:24]   Sorry.[4:48:25]   This is not giving me my time.[4:48:28]   It keeps saying 2107 here.[4:48:31]   It's at whatever the end of that ad is.[4:48:34]   So just go to like near then.[4:48:35]   No, go back.[4:48:36]   I know.[4:48:37]   Look at this.[4:48:38]   It just goes into most replay it.[4:48:41]   Okay.[4:48:42]   Okay.[4:48:43]   Listen to this, I guess.[4:48:44]   Here he is.[4:48:45]   Oh my God.[4:48:46]   Look at grandpa.[4:48:47]   Wait, can we show the time that he was wearing that pimp ass outfit?[4:48:50]   Yes.[4:48:51]   Yeah.[4:48:52]   But look at this guy.[4:48:53]   This is how he does his ads.[4:48:55]   Signal wire is something you need.[4:48:58]   Do you have signal wire?[4:49:02]   Yeah.[4:49:03]   No one has signal wire.[4:49:06]   I don't want it.[4:49:08]   Ideas and trends with balance and nuance.[4:49:11]   They have constructive discussions that sound less like shouty cable segments and more like[4:49:16]   conversations between real people.[4:49:18]   So come join the conversation.[4:49:20]   New episodes of Lost Debate drop twice a week every Tuesday and Thursday.[4:49:24]   Find them on Amazon, Spotify, Apple, YouTube, or wherever you get your shows.[4:49:29]   What about drink, Al?[4:49:30]   Do you drink?[4:49:31]   Oh, yeah.[4:49:32]   I'm drinking a Fiji water here.[4:49:33]   You don't drink.[4:49:34]   You should have a lot to celebrate.[4:49:35]   You have a big fucking...[4:49:41]   And you're going to get ass sex in only 11 months.[4:49:48]   Fake laughing.[4:49:50]   No, your movie.[4:49:52]   You've got a big movie.[4:49:53]   Yeah.[4:49:54]   Look, it's just doing well.[4:49:55]   I think it's doing well.[4:49:56]   The thing with streamers, this is actually the reason why I wanted to sell it to a streaming[4:50:00]   platform in the first place.[4:50:02]   You don't know how well it does.[4:50:04]   And I was a little gun shy after UHF came out.[4:50:08]   UHF?[4:50:09]   Yeah.[4:50:10]   It came out in 1989.[4:50:11]   It came out.[4:50:12]   That's my first movie.[4:50:13]   I space my movies 33 years apart.[4:50:15]   I thought you were saying that was a streaming service.[4:50:17]   I'm like, even UHF is streaming?[4:50:19]   Any information actually getting across?[4:50:21]   The first movie did not do well at the box office.[4:50:23]   Which was that?[4:50:24]   Sorry?[4:50:25]   Which was what?[4:50:26]   UHF was the name of the movie.[4:50:27]   Oh, yes.[4:50:28]   I remember that.[4:50:29]   Sure you do.[4:50:30]   I do.[4:50:31]   Like remember Gibby Haynes.[4:50:32]   Gibby Haynes.[4:50:33]   There, Gibby Haynes.[4:50:34]   God damn it.[4:50:36]   God damn it.[4:50:37]   But the thing was, if I put out another movie,[4:50:42]   it would be nice to not bomb and not even have a chance of bombing[4:50:46]   because nobody knows the numbers on the streaming services.[4:50:50]   So it's getting great reviews and people seem to like it.[4:50:52]   No, it's big.[4:50:53]   I know because I'm aware of it.[4:50:54]   Because I don't know.[4:50:57]   I guess I'm just not cued into that side of the news cycle[4:51:04]   where most people are much more aware of pop culture stuff[4:51:08]   and I'm much more aware because of my job.[4:51:10]   You know, of serious political stuff.[4:51:12]   So when something like that gets on my radar,[4:51:14]   I mean, I haven't seen it, but I'm dying to see it[4:51:17]   because you're funny.[4:51:18]   You've always been funny.[4:51:19]   I always thought your music was hysterical.[4:51:21]   Well, thank you.[4:51:22]   So what he's saying is, this movie is very big.[4:51:25]   And he's like, well, I haven't really heard anything big about it.[4:51:28]   You know, they don't even share the numbers with me.[4:51:30]   I don't even know.[4:51:31]   And then he's like, well, if it came across my radar,[4:51:34]   it must be big because I don't hear about bullshit.[4:51:37]   You know, I only hear about the big stuff.[4:51:40]   And it's like, no.[4:51:41]   To me, it means that he's so sweet and so nice that I was like,[4:51:47]   I don't need to deal with all this money and all this stress,[4:51:52]   all this stress about the movie being in theaters.[4:51:55]   I'll go with the streaming service.[4:51:56]   And then he gets the stress of Bill shitting on him[4:52:00]   about Roku.[4:52:01]   He just can't get away from these awkward encounters.[4:52:04]   And I mean, this is Al's face the entire time.[4:52:07]   I mean, he is dying inside.[4:52:09]   He can't sit still.[4:52:11]   Pray for Al and please stream his movie.[4:52:13]   Please help this family.[4:52:15]   If Tim Dillon could do it, so could I.[4:52:17]   He sent you a message with Bill's sweet fit.[4:52:19]   It should be lined up.[4:52:20]   Oh, yeah.[4:52:21]   Check this out.[4:52:22]   He was wearing this.[4:52:23]   Their mission is to make it simple for you to build whatever you can imagine[4:52:27]   using real-time voice, video or text messaging.[4:52:30]   Fuck yeah, dude.[4:52:31]   I mean, not since Kanye on Alec Jones.[4:52:35]   Have we seen such a cool look?[4:52:37]   If he wants to do ads in this outfit, I'm in.[4:52:40]   Look at this asshole.[4:52:42]   Signal Wire have spent decades complex and awkward problems in communications.[4:52:48]   The only thing that can't help you is when at Thanksgiving,[4:52:51]   Aunt Judy burns a dish she's cooking.[4:52:53]   And Cousin Eddie says, you ruined those yams like you ruined my life.[4:52:56]   Is this how he picks up his girls?[4:52:58]   Because I get it now.[4:52:59]   Yeah, well, it might work.[4:53:00]   Look at this.[4:53:01]   I have a question about Bill.[4:53:02]   So you know how Bill is like a huge ladies man?[4:53:05]   Yeah.[4:53:06]   And he's always like, oh, I could never get married.[4:53:08]   I just am with a different girl every night, baby.[4:53:11]   Are these like 40-year-old women?[4:53:14]   I know.[4:53:15]   I want to meet the women.[4:53:17]   Like what style of girls is his style?[4:53:18]   It sucks that you can't Google this guy's wife or girlfriend or any of these.[4:53:22]   You know, we tried.[4:53:23]   Here's another one for you.[4:53:25]   Joe Rogan wife, enter.[4:53:29]   Where are the pictures?[4:53:31]   You can cut to me.[4:53:33]   You know, this has been a mystery since day one.[4:53:36]   Where's Joe Rogan's wife?[4:53:38]   We've all seen the one picture of him.[4:53:40]   Here.[4:53:41]   This is a picture of Joe Rogan and his wife walking across the street.[4:53:44]   We've all seen this one, right, where they're walking across the street.[4:53:47]   Joe's looking around as if there's somebody following him.[4:53:51]   Here's Joe Rogan and his wife across the street.[4:53:53]   We've all seen that picture, but have we seen any others?[4:53:58]   So I ask you, how is it that a man of this fame,[4:54:02]   that a man who is out and about so many times,[4:54:06]   we don't see one more picture of his wife.[4:54:10]   We don't hear one more story of his wife.[4:54:13]   We don't even see a guest go, yeah,[4:54:15]   I was out the other night with Joe and his wife and they were great.[4:54:18]   No, and his wife.[4:54:20]   We never hear and my wife.[4:54:22]   If I was talking for four hours a day, four days a week,[4:54:27]   surely there'd be some wife stories or I did this with my wife.[4:54:32]   You rarely, rarely ever hear him bring up the wife.[4:54:36]   And then no one catches a picture of him and his wife.[4:54:39]   Are they just never together?[4:54:42]   And how did they catch that one?[4:54:44]   And how did they get the one picture and never another picture ever again[4:54:49]   through all his controversy?[4:54:51]   Nobody is snapping a picture of him and his wife.[4:54:54]   Nobody mentions his wife ever.[4:54:56]   Google doesn't have any results.[4:54:58]   There's nothing.[4:54:59]   How does he keep it out of the public eye?[4:55:03]   And furthermore, what's he hide in?[4:55:06]   What's he hide in?[4:55:08]   Are you guys so excited for the day that Joe Rogan's new special drops?[4:55:11]   Yes, that's another thing I wanted to address.[4:55:14]   Joe Rogan hasn't really put out a special since his big bang theory.[4:55:19]   Okay.[4:55:20]   He's a man of space.[4:55:21]   You would appreciate that analogy there.[4:55:24]   Rogan is bigger than ever now.[4:55:26]   And the last special he put out, you know, it was pretty bad,[4:55:30]   but it was mostly only seen by his fans and the people who watch these podcasts and stuff.[4:55:35]   It wasn't very big.[4:55:37]   Rogan is working on a new special and it could come out any day now.[4:55:42]   Has he really thought this over?[4:55:46]   What if Rogan's special, which I really think it could be,[4:55:50]   is widely made fun of by millions?[4:55:54]   You know, he's never gone through anything like that.[4:55:57]   All his specials came out.[4:55:58]   He pretty much got away with murder because only fans saw and okay, got by.[4:56:03]   His last special, Strange Time, was widely mocked by his own audience,[4:56:08]   but that was before he really became the Joe that we know today.[4:56:12]   Has he considered how kind of risky it is now to put out a special,[4:56:17]   knowing the audience is going to be huge and everyone is going to be looking[4:56:22]   to make sure he's just as funny as he says he is?[4:56:26]   Which he won't be.[4:56:27]   I mean, he's never been able to deliver actual funny.[4:56:31]   This could really be a defining moment in the Joe Rogan story where he puts up[4:56:36]   the special expecting, thanks, man. Thanks, man. Thanks, man.[4:56:39]   But it could turn into what Logan Paul's promotion of his reveal of his new[4:56:44]   girlfriend turned into,[4:56:46]   which was millions of people voicing their disgust.[4:56:51]   Is Joe prepared for the whole world to mock his comedy?[4:56:56]   I could see the memes now. I could see every Zoomer.[4:56:59]   You know, these Zoomers don't like stand up. No, no, they hate it.[4:57:04]   The new generation, sorry, they're in charge now. They hate stand up.[4:57:09]   You know, stand up's like dead past the Legion of Skanks age group.[4:57:14]   It's going to die because they make fun of it like crazy.[4:57:17]   If you're on TikTok, they mock comedians all day.[4:57:20]   Like stand up to them is like the biggest cringe fest in the world.[4:57:25]   Once they get their hands on Rogan's new special,[4:57:28]   this could be the most bombed, talked about,[4:57:32]   made fun of special in history because of who he is.[4:57:36]   I'm putting my money on that and I'm excited to see where my prediction goes.[4:57:40]   Thank you. Anything else, Jules?[4:57:44]   I was trying to look for that deaf noodles video from a couple of weeks ago.[4:57:48]   Yeah. Why?[4:57:51]   Where it was just an example of how all Gen Z people hate comedians.[4:57:56]   He pulled up this video of a comedian and what she was just doing her cringe stand up.[4:58:00]   And then he was like, she's getting canceled on TikTok for nothing.[4:58:04]   But it was just that everyone was making fun of her.[4:58:06]   Exactly. And that's what these people aren't realizing.[4:58:09]   Like people are starting to make fun of like,[4:58:11]   just stand up as a whole is like something to make fun of.[4:58:15]   I mean, it's my dreams comes true. We don't have to play that video.[4:58:18]   Let's show Sebastian because he's kind of in the same boat here.[4:58:21]   You know, Sebastian came out with his special.[4:58:23]   All you heard about was how amazing Sebastian is from every comedian.[4:58:28]   All you hear about from people, how big Sebastian is. He's the best.[4:58:33]   He's the best. Oh, he's a killer.[4:58:35]   Every comedian you've ever listened to talks about, oh, Sebastian.[4:58:38]   Oh, he's a killer. Good for him, man.[4:58:41]   I mean, he's finally, you know, getting the respect he deserves.[4:58:44]   I mean, he's just amazing.[4:58:46]   George Janko two weeks ago.[4:58:48]   Yo, you're my favorite comic.[4:58:50]   You know, watch out because I might steal your routine.[4:58:53]   Remember that? He loved him. I mean, he is worshiped.[4:58:56]   We watched his new space.[4:59:00]   I don't know. I don't think it was well received.[4:59:05]   I loved it, man. I mean, I was so in.[4:59:08]   This was a roller coaster of emotion.[4:59:10]   And like I said, I've been acting like Sebastian all over town.[4:59:14]   You got to see this fucking thing.[4:59:16]   Let's go to Netflix.[4:59:18]   Are you ready to get in?[4:59:20]   You're ready to go in?[4:59:22]   Here we are, folks.[4:59:24]   Hit it.[4:59:26]   Here he comes.[4:59:30]   You got to see this opening, too. This is wild.[4:59:33]   We couldn't believe it.[4:59:37]   This is the opening of his special.[4:59:39]   Sebastian's the jewel of the desert.[4:59:41]   People here come in all shapes and sizes.[4:59:44]   While today the hotels are taller and shinier,[4:59:47]   the clientele has, let's face it, lost some of its sheen.[4:59:52]   So he's doing like the opening of Casino. Remember that?[4:59:57]   And he's doing like a throwback.[4:59:59]   And I'm thinking he's going to he's like obviously like doing this because that's so cringe.[5:00:03]   No, he's actually just doing this.[5:00:08]   There is no joke.[5:00:10]   He's really delivering. There's like no punch line to this.[5:00:14]   Watch this.[5:00:17]   And all of you ends take your place.[5:00:22]   The Netflix comedy special. Here it is.[5:00:27]   This is crazy.[5:00:29]   Vegas, the jewel of the desert.[5:00:32]   People here come in all shapes and sizes.[5:00:35]   While today the hotels are taller and shinier,[5:00:38]   the clientele has, let's face it, lost some of its sheen.[5:00:46]   My favorite Vegas is from a bygone era.[5:00:49]   When cash was king.[5:00:51]   When everybody smoked, drank martinis and dressed to impress.[5:00:55]   And when the Rat Pack ruled.[5:00:58]   And now it's photoshops of him eating the Rat Pack.[5:01:01]   I'm not kidding.[5:01:03]   This is not a joke about how gay this would be to do.[5:01:07]   This is Vegas I dream of.[5:01:09]   That's the Vegas I'd like to bring back to life.[5:01:14]   Here he comes in BMW.[5:01:18]   Walking past his historic photos of him with Sammy Davis Jr.[5:01:24]   Up.[5:01:26]   He's tipping the gas.[5:01:29]   He's walking up to a stage show.[5:01:32]   Ladies and gentlemen, Sebastian Maniscalco.[5:01:36]   Old timey announcer.[5:01:38]   Look at this.[5:01:40]   Sebastian Maniscalco.[5:01:42]   Is it me?[5:01:44]   I mean, come on.[5:01:45]   Is it me?[5:01:51]   I'll tell you.[5:01:52]   I am in.[5:01:54]   I mean, this place looks great.[5:01:55]   I love the vibe.[5:01:56]   I love the music.[5:01:57]   I love the message.[5:01:58]   I'm in.[5:01:59]   And I was in for a while.[5:02:01]   Until.[5:02:03]   It's easy.[5:02:06]   Look at this.[5:02:14]   Oh, give it up for Las Vegas, Nevada, huh?[5:02:18]   So I wanted to do like a throwback to when people dressed up in Las Vegas.[5:02:34]   So I got to thank I got to thank the people that actually took the time.[5:02:40]   So if you look closely, you're going to throw back to when they dressed up or throw back to the drag show.[5:02:48]   Everybody's messaging me.[5:02:51]   Mike, remember when Tom Segura wore lipstick on his special?[5:02:55]   Well, look at this.[5:02:57]   And there he is.[5:02:59]   Paul Reubens himself going on a blind date.[5:03:03]   I mean, I've never seen anything like it.[5:03:06]   I mean, this looks like a little spray painted sex doll.[5:03:10]   He's yassified.[5:03:12]   So, OK.[5:03:13]   And listen, there's nothing wrong with it.[5:03:16]   If his jokes are great.[5:03:17]   Listen, he wants to do old Vegas.[5:03:19]   They wear makeup.[5:03:20]   Maybe he wanted it to look like an old Hollywood movie and he painted his face such as so.[5:03:26]   I mean, he did go a little crazy with the with the what do they call it?[5:03:32]   Jules, the contouring, contouring.[5:03:37]   I'm not sure.[5:03:38]   Putting on a little blush is the same as contouring your cheeks into a beautiful,[5:03:44]   beautiful Jennifer Lopez style woman.[5:03:48]   But he definitely has put some contour on.[5:03:50]   Now, this guy is a man's man.[5:03:53]   He's sick of the new shit.[5:03:55]   He likes it old school, old school.[5:03:59]   I don't know if they did wear lipstick.[5:04:02]   I'd have to ask the mafia.[5:04:05]   Hey, the mafia.[5:04:06]   Did you guys wear lipstick?[5:04:07]   He's saying no, not at all.[5:04:10]   The women only.[5:04:12]   OK.[5:04:14]   Did you guys do lip line?[5:04:16]   No, no.[5:04:17]   What about mascara and eyeshadow?[5:04:21]   Not at all.[5:04:22]   You would kill you would kill somebody and throw them into the sewer if they did that.[5:04:26]   OK, so here he is looking like David Bowie.[5:04:31]   And it's fine until it isn't.[5:04:34]   And I'll show you that part.[5:04:35]   Let's let him introduce himself.[5:04:37]   It's my man, Sebastian.[5:04:41]   To put a suit on or a dress.[5:04:45]   Yeah, nice.[5:04:46]   Appreciate it.[5:04:52]   By the looks of it, no, a lot of people didn't really do that.[5:05:03]   It's nice.[5:05:04]   Nice to see couples out on the weekend.[5:05:06]   My wife and I, we don't go out on the weekends because I generally work.[5:05:09]   So we go out on Tuesday.[5:05:12]   I'm already laughing.[5:05:13]   That's our date night.[5:05:14]   Everybody says you have to have a date night when you have kids.[5:05:17]   Like, you need a date night.[5:05:22]   Down to that face.[5:05:23]   For you and your wife to connect.[5:05:26]   Let's hear him out.[5:05:27]   So now we go out and we argue without the kids.[5:05:29]   It's nice.[5:05:30]   It's nice.[5:05:31]   We get a lot more accomplished.[5:05:34]   So he's arguing with his wife.[5:05:35]   Without the kids being there.[5:05:36]   It's good.[5:05:37]   Got it.[5:05:38]   He can't stand this bitch.[5:05:40]   Let's hear some more.[5:05:41]   I love my wife, Lana, to death, but she's got no urgency.[5:05:47]   There's no...[5:05:50]   Great joke.[5:05:52]   Wives are slow.[5:05:53]   When we park the car, our doors never open at the same time.[5:06:00]   I always get out of the car.[5:06:01]   I shut the door.[5:06:02]   I look.[5:06:03]   She's still in the vehicle.[5:06:05]   I was dying.[5:06:06]   I was on the floor.[5:06:07]   Seriously.[5:06:08]   And I'm waiting.[5:06:09]   I'm like, she's got to notice I've exited the car.[5:06:14]   It's got to click in.[5:06:18]   But nothing.[5:06:19]   I got to go to her side and knock on the window and go,[5:06:22]   what the fuck are you doing?[5:06:24]   I'm dying.[5:06:25]   I'm crying.[5:06:26]   I'm laughing.[5:06:27]   She's always looking for something.[5:06:31]   There's a full Sephora on the council.[5:06:37]   There's a full what?[5:06:40]   On the council?[5:06:44]   She's always looking for something.[5:06:47]   There's a full Sephora on the council.[5:06:54]   That's yours, bro![5:06:57]   Makeup man![5:07:00]   There's a full Sephora.[5:07:03]   The makeup![5:07:04]   All over the thing![5:07:05]   Your car![5:07:10]   How dare he?[5:07:11]   This is five minutes in, and he's[5:07:14]   going to lose my trust like this.[5:07:19]   Oh, it's her makeup, your officer.[5:07:23]   This is her makeup.[5:07:24]   So sorry.[5:07:25]   Yeah, right.[5:07:26]   Go to her side and knock on the window and go,[5:07:29]   what the fuck are you doing?[5:07:31]   This gets better.[5:07:34]   She's always looking for something.[5:07:37]   There's a full Sephora on the council.[5:07:44]   She's looking in the back.[5:07:46]   What are you looking in the back?[5:07:47]   We didn't go in the back.[5:07:49]   What's in the back?[5:07:52]   Her shoes are off.[5:07:57]   It's a 10 minute ride.[5:08:00]   She loses her shoes.[5:08:02]   Now you see, he's always complaining about his wife,[5:08:05]   and it gets better.[5:08:06]   He's got another one here.[5:08:07]   Now, surely he's already made a fool of himself[5:08:10]   by making fun of Sephora.[5:08:12]   Sephora, of course.[5:08:14]   He's been there many times.[5:08:15]   Most of those bags are his.[5:08:17]   He wouldn't do himself like that again, would he?[5:08:19]   No, I don't think so.[5:08:20]   So what's your next time code?[5:08:22]   54 minutes.[5:08:23]   54 minutes, and let's see what happens here.[5:08:25]   You know, because already he's lost my trust,[5:08:27]   and this was only, again, this was a 4.30 in.[5:08:30]   4.30 in.[5:08:32]   He's abusing my trust.[5:08:33]   What are we going to here?[5:08:35]   54.[5:08:36]   54 in.[5:08:37]   All right, let's see what he does here.[5:08:38]   Does he win me back?[5:08:41]   54, here you come.[5:08:43]   Here you go.[5:08:46]   I don't know.[5:08:47]   I'm trying to reduce some stress in my life.[5:08:49]   I get, like, aggravated quick.[5:08:54]   I went to a coffee house.[5:08:55]   This was last week.[5:08:56]   I was in a neighborhood that I'm generally not in,[5:08:59]   but I have a diet for coffee.[5:09:00]   Normally, we all have our own coffee places[5:09:03]   you go to on a regular basis.[5:09:05]   I was out of that.[5:09:07]   I was in a different city.[5:09:09]   Walked into this, it's like a hipster coffee.[5:09:12]   You ever get hipster coffee?[5:09:13]   This guy hates hipsters, I bet.[5:09:16]   Walked in, everybody had, like, a sticker on their laptop.[5:09:20]   Okay.[5:09:21]   Here, honey, I love it.[5:09:22]   Okay.[5:09:23]   Sure, I'm with you.[5:09:24]   Calio.[5:09:25]   If you're a 42-year-old grown man[5:09:28]   and you got a sticker of Chewbacca on your MacBook Pro,[5:09:34]   you might want to reevaluate where you're going[5:09:37]   the rest of your life.[5:09:38]   I love it.[5:09:39]   I was dying.[5:09:40]   He won me back.[5:09:42]   I'm in line.[5:09:43]   I'm looking at the guy making coffee.[5:09:45]   He's got a half-top on.[5:09:49]   That's no good for you.[5:09:51]   Watch this.[5:09:54]   Right away.[5:09:55]   I'm upset.[5:09:56]   I'm upset.[5:09:57]   Very understandable, but...[5:09:59]   Just hair all over the...[5:10:01]   Oh, come on, bro.[5:10:02]   It's eight in the morning.[5:10:03]   I don't want to see hair funneling into a belly hole.[5:10:07]   This guy had no...[5:10:09]   Okay.[5:10:10]   No belly button.[5:10:11]   It's repulsing him, right?[5:10:13]   Belly button.[5:10:14]   Very fair.[5:10:15]   Belly button.[5:10:16]   This guy's wearing a half-shirt.[5:10:18]   I got to see his belly button.[5:10:19]   Come on.[5:10:20]   Come on.[5:10:21]   All right.[5:10:22]   What's our next time code?[5:10:23]   You can go to 10400.[5:10:25]   Okay.[5:10:26]   You're not going to believe this, folks.[5:10:27]   You are not going to believe this karma.[5:10:30]   10400.[5:10:31]   Okay.[5:10:32]   Let's see if I can capture it.[5:10:35]   Okay.[5:10:36]   Check out his midsection here.[5:10:37]   Go all over the wall.[5:10:39]   You got to remain in contact with it, all right?[5:10:43]   Now, while this is going on, my father is still...[5:10:47]   Okay.[5:10:48]   Okay.[5:10:49]   So his shirt has opened to expose his belly button.[5:10:53]   You idiot.[5:10:54]   You idiot.[5:10:55]   I think it gets worse.[5:10:58]   It gets worse.[5:10:59]   I'm hungry.[5:11:00]   Come on.[5:11:01]   Goddamn shit.[5:11:02]   Sebastian, you hate belly buttons.[5:11:04]   Sebastian, what did you do?[5:11:17]   You didn't see that back in the tapes.[5:11:20]   You idiot.[5:11:22]   We must kill him.[5:11:24]   Jesus.[5:11:25]   Look at how dressed up he is.[5:11:26]   No wonder Michael Imperioli is dishing out 50 euros.[5:11:30]   Okay.[5:11:31]   Hey, speaking of Michael Imperioli, are the people who walked away from their computer[5:11:36]   before the white...[5:11:37]   Oh, man.[5:11:38]   Yeah.[5:11:39]   Cut to the guy from the big fat black guy from Breaking Bad sitting in that room.[5:11:44]   That's the meme they use about those guys.[5:11:46]   Yeah.[5:11:47]   We never did those white Lotus spoilers.[5:11:48]   Please stay out of the room.[5:11:50]   All right.[5:11:51]   What do we got next year?[5:11:53]   Oh, sorry.[5:11:54]   Yeah.[5:11:55]   Well, let's take a break.[5:11:56]   No, let's take a break.[5:11:57]   I got to go to the bathroom bad.[5:11:58]   Cut to me.[5:11:59]   Okay.[5:12:00]   We'll take a break.[5:12:01]   We got a lovely song for you during the break.[5:12:03]   I think you're really going to like this one.[5:12:05]   Which one do you want?[5:12:06]   Well, let's see.[5:12:07]   I actually don't know any of them, so you're going to have to pick.[5:12:11]   Okay.[5:12:12]   We'll be right back.[5:12:13]   How about Lil Pump Bye?[5:12:14]   Lil Pump Bye.[5:12:15]   Red bar.[5:12:16]   Don't touch the dial.[5:13:16]   I got ice, ice, ice, ice.[5:13:23]   Sitting on my neck.[5:13:26]   And my great grandma is addicted to them percocets.[5:13:30]   I took some Dilaudid.[5:13:31]   All my whips exotic.[5:13:32]   She just let me out for like three hours, told her stop it.[5:13:34]   Baby mama askin' for some money, I ain't got it, even though you know I got it.[5:13:37]   Bitch, I told you I ain't got it, bitch.[5:13:42]   Wake up in the morning, take us in and start mumbling, yeah[5:14:12]   Can't explain my evil spring, I didn't really feel it[5:14:28]   New dress could turn your head, but how long till we're reeling in paradise[5:14:37]   Gonna find myself paralyzed, going all too well[5:14:44]   Through a world behind me that I didn't really need[5:14:52]   Sick of space we grow cold to see if I would keep the paradise[5:15:01]   Gonna find myself paralyzed, going all too well[5:15:08]   Through a world behind me that I didn't really need[5:15:15]   Moving to the country, gonna have that baby[5:15:22]   Wake tables in town, I know what gets around[5:15:30]   Moving to the country, gonna have this baby[5:15:39]   See how it goes, see how it goes[5:15:46]   Gonna find myself paralyzed, going all too well[5:15:52]   Through the fire, gonna find my way[5:15:57]   I'll egress to the darkness with nothing in my pocket[5:16:05]   We're gonna be coming back soon here[5:16:14]   Welcome back[5:16:17]   Welcome back to Redbar[5:16:19]   Hi, how are you? It's the Scars Club episode[5:16:21]   Have you paid your Scars dues?[5:16:23]   Do not steal this show[5:16:25]   Against everything we stand for[5:16:27]   Right fellas? Redbarradio.net slash Scars Club[5:16:31]   Thank you so much[5:16:33]   Let's pour ourselves another drink and get into it[5:16:35]   I wanted to talk about Savvy, Savros, taking the world by storm[5:16:40]   You know, so many people begging me to cover this guy[5:16:43]   He was never really on my radar till when he put that special out, right?[5:16:49]   You know, I know he's from Come Town, of course[5:16:52]   Which we're very dear friends with[5:16:54]   We've gone many times over to their house for dinner[5:16:58]   So many[5:17:01]   But I had never really known about this Savros guy[5:17:05]   And there's so much talk about him recently[5:17:08]   But it started appalling me here[5:17:11]   You start seeing him on all these shows[5:17:13]   He was just on the H3 podcast[5:17:15]   What kind of comedian can you be going on H3?[5:17:18]   And why is that guy on their radar? I had no idea[5:17:21]   He was on Rogue[5:17:25]   And it took me only a few seconds to figure out why he's so hated[5:17:31]   Do we have him in Up Next here?[5:17:33]   We gotta listen to this[5:17:35]   Here, I didn't...[5:17:36]   It doesn't matter, just pull up anything[5:17:38]   Do you want him on Rogan or do you want him on H3?[5:17:41]   It doesn't matter, could be anything[5:17:43]   Anything he's on, he's gonna ruin with one simple trait[5:17:48]   You could give me H3, just because I don't want to do Spotify[5:17:52]   Coming right on[5:17:53]   He's on H3, you've seen this bald guy[5:17:55]   I heard he's a sex freak[5:17:58]   He's always talking about it, I saw on Rogue and he was like[5:18:01]   Yeah, I was off Instagram for like four years[5:18:03]   But then I needed to find some pussy[5:18:05]   So I went and I'm like, what?[5:18:07]   You?[5:18:09]   And of course he gets called Dennis Franz, all that[5:18:11]   But yeah, he does look like worse Dennis Franz[5:18:14]   So it is shocking to hear him talk about pussy[5:18:18]   And stuff like that[5:18:20]   Is it in messages?[5:18:22]   Okay, yeah, here he is[5:18:24]   On the H3 podcast[5:18:26]   And you'll see very quickly[5:18:28]   Why most people hate him[5:18:30]   And this is definitely why I have to hate him[5:18:32]   For life[5:18:33]   Uh oh, check this out[5:18:34]   No, no[5:18:35]   Try that, okay, here[5:18:37]   Two[5:18:39]   There he is with eating pie[5:18:40]   Oh, hello everybody[5:18:41]   Cheers everybody, have one more[5:18:43]   A beautiful Wednesday day[5:18:45]   Joined by the incredible[5:18:48]   Highly requested[5:18:50]   Oh, there we go[5:18:51]   Stavros Helkius[5:18:53]   Did I say your last name right?[5:18:54]   Why would he be highly requested?[5:18:56]   Here he is, this is the man[5:18:58]   Why is he highly requested folks?[5:19:01]   What's going on?[5:19:03]   What's happening?[5:19:04]   What's he been up to?[5:19:05]   What is the deal?[5:19:07]   He nailed it[5:19:09]   Was it?[5:19:10]   Yeah[5:19:12]   That's what I like to hear[5:19:14]   That's what I like to hear[5:19:16]   Yes![5:19:17]   Let's go![5:19:18]   Let's fucking go baby[5:19:20]   Actually, you got a ton of fans here in the studio[5:19:22]   I love it[5:19:23]   Why?[5:19:24]   When?[5:19:25]   How?[5:19:26]   I can tell[5:19:27]   Actually, we have a lot of overlap in our lives[5:19:29]   You do?[5:19:30]   Why?[5:19:31]   On the stream[5:19:32]   He's claiming[5:19:33]   We were just on Hassan's stream?[5:19:35]   Yes, apparently I read on the Red Scare Reddit[5:19:38]   Listen to this[5:19:39]   That he has the same agent as Hassan[5:19:41]   He has the same agent as Hassan[5:19:45]   So all of a sudden Mr. Cum Town[5:19:47]   Who's only known by the townspeople[5:19:49]   Of course, that's what they call their fans[5:19:51]   I hope[5:19:52]   He was only known by townspeople[5:19:54]   And then all of a sudden he's on Rogan[5:19:56]   He's on this, he's on this[5:19:58]   Everybody's talking about him[5:19:59]   And then we find out he just hooked up with Hassan Piker[5:20:04]   Same agent[5:20:06]   And apparently this guy has been dishing him out[5:20:09]   And because he's just a comedian[5:20:11]   The people he's dishing him out to[5:20:13]   Actually, he don't know[5:20:14]   He don't know nothing about this guy[5:20:16]   Hassan's agent's coming to him and he's going[5:20:18]   Oh, this is the next big guy[5:20:19]   You gotta have him on[5:20:20]   He's gonna be the next big comedian[5:20:22]   Bigger than Brittany Broski[5:20:24]   So we've got something going on here[5:20:26]   Let's hear a little bit more[5:20:27]   I'll tell you why I actually have to hate him[5:20:30]   You mean to be a plus size man?[5:20:32]   Despicable[5:20:33]   Fucking liar[5:20:34]   Piece of shit[5:20:35]   Yeah, he's a liar ass[5:20:36]   Yeah, yeah[5:20:37]   He told me technically he's overweight[5:20:38]   Yeah, somebody in the checklist[5:20:39]   Get the fuck out of here[5:20:40]   Wait, somebody in the checklist[5:20:41]   Wait, they have agents?[5:20:42]   Yes[5:20:43]   What do you think?[5:20:44]   This happens by magic?[5:20:46]   You know, people always ask me[5:20:47]   Mike, why aren't you all...[5:20:49]   You have to do that yourself[5:20:52]   Everything that you see them do[5:20:53]   They've done themselves[5:20:54]   They don't just wake up one day[5:20:56]   They end up on the H3 studios[5:20:58]   They drove there[5:21:00]   They solicited[5:21:01]   They campaigned[5:21:03]   Do you know to get a YouTube plaque[5:21:06]   You must fill out a form[5:21:08]   Did you know to get verified[5:21:10]   You must fill out a form?[5:21:11]   They're campaigning for these things[5:21:15]   So, he's at home[5:21:17]   I want to be this[5:21:19]   I want a YouTube plaque[5:21:20]   I want to be on H3[5:21:22]   And the agent is going out there[5:21:23]   He's too fat and stupid to do it[5:21:25]   He's found a man to do it[5:21:27]   And the man is doing that[5:21:29]   And then we're sitting at home[5:21:30]   We can't wait[5:21:31]   For him to deliver us a manscape ad[5:21:34]   I can't wait[5:21:35]   Thank you[5:21:36]   Another manscape salesman[5:21:37]   Has now entered the community[5:21:40]   Thank you[5:21:41]   I can't wait[5:21:42]   And this is happening[5:21:43]   I mean you're just watching it in real time[5:21:44]   Every week there's a new podcaster[5:21:47]   He's everywhere[5:21:48]   He's got a special or something[5:21:50]   He's manscape[5:21:51]   He's signal wire[5:21:52]   He's in the mix[5:21:54]   It's just because they're all[5:21:56]   You know[5:21:57]   To sing[5:21:59]   So that's what he has done now[5:22:02]   But the thing is[5:22:03]   From all I hear[5:22:04]   Is how despicable this guy is[5:22:07]   And how this community is trying to snuggle his way into[5:22:11]   There's no way they're going to put up with him[5:22:14]   You know[5:22:15]   From the stories I've heard[5:22:17]   I hope these stories aren't true[5:22:20]   I hope he's just a nice guy[5:22:23]   But you know he's got the merch[5:22:25]   Look at this[5:22:26]   The merch is printed[5:22:27]   He's wearing his own merch[5:22:28]   It's already printed out[5:22:29]   I mean he's got this whole thing ready to go[5:22:30]   These guys are ready to go[5:22:31]   I don't think that's his merch[5:22:32]   I think that that's[5:22:33]   Well he's in it[5:22:34]   He's in it[5:22:35]   From Instagram[5:22:36]   That's his face[5:22:37]   That's very[5:22:38]   It looks just like him[5:22:39]   Well it's him[5:22:40]   Believe me[5:22:41]   They're in cahoots[5:22:42]   He's selling the shirt[5:22:43]   Trust me[5:22:44]   He's getting a coin from that shirt[5:22:45]   Alright let's hear why I hate him though[5:22:46]   It's not just because he's a massive sellout[5:22:48]   Everything that we're supposed to be against[5:22:50]   But we have forgotten of course[5:22:51]   Bitch[5:22:52]   Shut the hell up you Turkish piece of shit[5:22:55]   Yeah[5:22:56]   Yeah the Greeks and the Turks[5:22:57]   Is there some[5:22:58]   Yeah we've got a blood feud[5:22:59]   Yeah blood feud there[5:23:00]   I'm still kind of trying to Trojan horse him[5:23:02]   I'm trying to get all the[5:23:03]   I'm trying to get the codes[5:23:05]   I'm trying to get the codes to his mansion[5:23:07]   Yeah yeah yeah[5:23:08]   Fucking he lets me in[5:23:09]   I'm taking all his like protein candies[5:23:11]   I'm taking all his fucking shit[5:23:14]   Today's episode is sponsored by Adam and Eve[5:23:17]   Okay we can't listen to this[5:23:18]   But we got a loophole[5:23:19]   Because you can sell dildos on Amazon[5:23:21]   Ah interesting[5:23:22]   Right[5:23:23]   And Amazon they straight up buy ads on YouTube[5:23:26]   Oh here's Ethan Klein of course selling dildos[5:23:29]   And deviant satanic sex devices[5:23:31]   To his 13 year old female fans[5:23:35]   I mean this is an audience of children[5:23:37]   This is what your children[5:23:38]   Imagine if your children was watching Sesame Street[5:23:40]   And they did Adam and Eve dildo ads[5:23:42]   You would be appalled[5:23:44]   They would be burned to the ground[5:23:46]   You would demand they be taken off the air[5:23:48]   This is what's happening[5:23:50]   Your children are watching this now[5:23:52]   And they're learning about dildos[5:23:54]   Lies[5:23:56]   Deceit[5:23:57]   Weight gain[5:23:59]   This is not where you want your kids[5:24:01]   Take your kids off[5:24:02]   If your kid is on YouTube[5:24:03]   You might as well be on the Playboy channel[5:24:05]   Watching Night Calls with Sam Tripoli[5:24:08]   Oh can they bring back Night Calls[5:24:10]   Man[5:24:11]   Every time I think about Night Calls[5:24:13]   I want to start watching Night Calls[5:24:14]   But it's too outdated[5:24:17]   Who was trying to do[5:24:19]   I just had a vague memory[5:24:20]   Yeah[5:24:21]   Of somebody trying to recreate Night Calls[5:24:23]   If anybody got any cool pornographic[5:24:25]   Night Calls type stuff[5:24:26]   Send it over[5:24:27]   Oh[5:24:28]   I know what it was[5:24:29]   It was on H3[5:24:30]   When Cameron of the H3 crew[5:24:32]   Called into that Porn Girls[5:24:34]   Twitch stream[5:24:35]   And then she was like[5:24:36]   So what's your favorite sex position[5:24:38]   And then he was like[5:24:39]   Oh I don't know about that[5:24:41]   Was she sitting completely naked[5:24:43]   Showing everything[5:24:44]   And I was like Cam[5:24:45]   She's trying to do Night Calls here[5:24:47]   And you're ruining it[5:24:48]   Yeah well a lot of people are doing it[5:24:50]   But they're not doing the nudity of Night Calls[5:24:52]   Is why you tuned in[5:24:53]   They were fully naked doing a talk show[5:24:56]   That's huge[5:24:57]   If these people got fully naked[5:25:00]   This would be great[5:25:01]   But they're not[5:25:02]   They're fully clothed in their own merch[5:25:04]   Very cheap cheap merch[5:25:06]   They're never showing anything[5:25:08]   And this is what your kids are watching[5:25:10]   The Playboy channel is a better place[5:25:12]   For your child right now[5:25:13]   It's very slow[5:25:14]   There's a lot of weird scenes[5:25:16]   Of women in diners eating cherry pies slow[5:25:20]   They get undressed[5:25:21]   It takes them 40 minutes to get undressed[5:25:23]   In these scenes[5:25:24]   It's fine[5:25:25]   It's fine for your kids[5:25:26]   This is worse[5:25:27]   Watch[5:25:28]   It's true[5:25:29]   And so I was like well it's an e-commerce website[5:25:31]   So Adam and Eve[5:25:32]   They just do e-commerce[5:25:33]   They do e-commerce[5:25:34]   And you know[5:25:35]   What other shit they got on there[5:25:36]   They got anything you can't fuck[5:25:37]   Probably[5:25:38]   Is there one item that you can't fuck[5:25:40]   Pull up something that you can't fuck man[5:25:42]   We'll prove it right now[5:25:44]   Do you hear this laugh yet[5:25:46]   The laugh yet[5:25:48]   I can't even imitate it[5:25:49]   I tried for 100 hours[5:25:53]   I can't do it[5:25:54]   This has something to do with us falling asleep to him[5:25:56]   Two nights in a row[5:25:57]   No I've heard this[5:25:58]   The first night was on Rogan[5:25:59]   And the second night was this[5:26:00]   No I've seen this on Twitter[5:26:01]   I've seen this on Twitter[5:26:02]   They're not okay with the laugh[5:26:03]   This guy laughs like a dolphin[5:26:06]   After every word that comes out of his mouth[5:26:08]   And two hours into this[5:26:10]   We're watching Rogan[5:26:11]   Two hours in[5:26:12]   I really wanted to draw on myself[5:26:15]   I almost took out my bedside safe[5:26:17]   Typed in the digits[5:26:19]   Put this whole gun together[5:26:21]   It's a 3D printed gun[5:26:22]   That I don't even have assembled yet[5:26:24]   Now it's going to blow my fucking head off with this gun[5:26:27]   You'll see what I mean[5:26:29]   It's going to build rather quickly[5:26:31]   My favorite e-commerce website[5:26:32]   I love e-commerce[5:26:33]   He's laughing it off me hard[5:26:35]   Import, export[5:26:36]   Yeah[5:26:37]   You hear this[5:26:39]   By the way[5:26:40]   It's after everything he says[5:26:41]   Congratulations on your[5:26:42]   Oh so they sell lingerie[5:26:43]   There we go[5:26:44]   You can't fuck that[5:26:45]   You can fuck in it though[5:26:46]   Right[5:26:47]   Is there anything not[5:26:48]   You can fuck in anything[5:26:49]   That's true you're a beekeepers outfit[5:26:50]   You can put a hole in it[5:26:51]   Put a hole in it[5:26:52]   Get your dick sucked[5:26:53]   You're right[5:26:54]   It's between everything[5:26:55]   And the more they get this guy going[5:26:57]   The more he starts getting gassed[5:26:58]   The more the hahaha[5:27:00]   I can't even imitate it[5:27:01]   I haven't laughed that much in my whole fucking life[5:27:03]   You've got to try your best at least[5:27:05]   I can't[5:27:06]   I don't have the[5:27:07]   I can't do it[5:27:09]   It's like when Ludacris went[5:27:13]   In Welcome to Atlanta[5:27:14]   I can't do it[5:27:17]   I feel like I kind of have a pretty annoying laugh[5:27:21]   There it's not like this[5:27:25]   No if you did that[5:27:26]   Yeah you'd be drawn[5:27:27]   I draw on you[5:27:30]   That's like his laugh and my tone[5:27:32]   Oh god and what are you looking at[5:27:34]   Look at this[5:27:35]   I turn to my TV[5:27:36]   I see this[5:27:37]   Sorry Sebastian[5:27:38]   Jesus Christ[5:27:40]   Where's your Sephora[5:27:42]   Is he going to do a chin flip guy[5:27:43]   My Sephora was dropping[5:27:46]   What the fuck Klein[5:27:48]   Klein knows me[5:27:49]   His wife knows me[5:27:50]   They hate us[5:27:52]   Tell me something non-sexual on that[5:27:53]   I'm a racist to Klein[5:27:55]   Looks like they have a bath and body section[5:27:57]   Oh there we go[5:27:59]   There we go[5:28:00]   So you're caught dead[5:28:01]   You're hanging out with fucking Ethan Klein all day[5:28:03]   I'm sorry but as Bill Hicks says[5:28:05]   You have fallen off the paramedic rooster bro[5:28:09]   You're fucking finished[5:28:11]   And look how disgusting[5:28:12]   I mean you're sorry[5:28:13]   You're so disgusting[5:28:14]   You look like a Victor J. Pratley original[5:28:17]   I know that's like surface level[5:28:19]   That's what everyone says about you[5:28:21]   I mean[5:28:22]   You're crooked[5:28:23]   You are a crooked man obsessed with sex[5:28:25]   Any person you make have sex with you is a rape[5:28:28]   Just know that[5:28:31]   I don't care if she says she wants to[5:28:33]   You're raping her and she's traumatized for life[5:28:37]   You and this amico having sex[5:28:39]   Not on my watch[5:28:43]   I don't want this amico or him touching a woman[5:28:46]   It's rape[5:28:47]   Go near a woman it's rape[5:28:49]   And that's what he's getting into now[5:28:51]   The H3 13 year old girl audience[5:28:54]   And he keeps making comments[5:28:55]   DM me I'm always looking for something[5:28:57]   DM me join in[5:28:59]   So I understand the hate with this stab roast[5:29:01]   Now send me in any incriminating stuff about him[5:29:03]   I'll sniff him out[5:29:05]   Or it'll be Michael Knowles where I'll find out he's good[5:29:08]   That could happen to you too[5:29:10]   Here's your chance to convince us[5:29:12]   You could convince us[5:29:13]   That's why Red Bar is so powerful[5:29:15]   Can you guys start including Michael Knowles with us?[5:29:18]   Like you know how you would really leave a comment[5:29:20]   Where you're like[5:29:21]   Oh hey stab roast Mike is so mad[5:29:24]   At you right now he's furious[5:29:26]   Now you can be like[5:29:27]   Hey stab roast Mike and Michael Knowles[5:29:30]   Are so mad at you right now[5:29:33]   Yes yes that[5:29:35]   Yeah include Michael Knowles[5:29:37]   That would be like my own laughs[5:29:38]   I am not mad[5:29:39]   I am not mad[5:29:40]   Me and Michael Knowles on the town buying shit[5:29:42]   New York City me and Michael Knowles[5:29:44]   Slow motion limo open me and Michael Knowles[5:29:46]   He probably loves shopping[5:29:48]   You carrying our fucking bags behind us[5:29:50]   As we go to Brooks Brothers[5:29:52]   Michael Knowles call me I'll do a shopping spree with you[5:29:55]   On me[5:29:57]   On me[5:29:58]   And that goes for any person on the right[5:30:02]   You want to see Kumiya?[5:30:04]   You know there was a big falling out between Kumiya and Geno[5:30:07]   Geno had Mersh on the show remember MTV's Mersh[5:30:11]   That big fat guy[5:30:12]   That big fat guy[5:30:13]   Let's show this clip of Mersh on[5:30:16]   I don't know why I still do get a kick out of that Mersh[5:30:19]   I'll tell you what[5:30:21]   Man show me Mersh on Geno show[5:30:23]   You know this is interesting[5:30:24]   And it feels so nerve wracking to cover him[5:30:26]   Because it feels like we're going to get in trouble from Jesse[5:30:28]   Yeah we're definitely going to get in trouble[5:30:31]   I'm sorry we're sorry we're sorry[5:30:33]   Just one second[5:30:34]   From that side of the internet you know[5:30:36]   They're definitely going to do something terrible to us[5:30:39]   Of course[5:30:40]   But nonetheless it has to be covered[5:30:42]   All red bar fools meet eventually[5:30:46]   And it doesn't matter how far they live from Florida to California[5:30:51]   To California to Montauk[5:30:55]   They're going to meet[5:30:57]   And here it's happened again[5:30:59]   They've got Geno[5:31:01]   With Mersh and Royce from Revenge of the Seventh[5:31:07]   And they're on the show[5:31:09]   And what's so funny about this is Mersh[5:31:11]   Remember when Mersh used to copy me[5:31:13]   Used to go after Kumiya[5:31:16]   So Mersh is known for making a lot of anti-Kumiya material[5:31:21]   Meanwhile he's in Kumiya's house now[5:31:24]   On the Geno in hot water show[5:31:27]   Aaron Berg still nowhere to be found[5:31:29]   We actually followed up with Aaron Berg[5:31:31]   Couldn't believe it he's doing so poorly[5:31:33]   He's sitting outside a bunch of gilden boxes[5:31:35]   I'll show you him on two comic strips of cars[5:31:37]   But we did find him[5:31:39]   Oh he was also thrown out of a nightclub[5:31:41]   The Gotham nightclub had to can him[5:31:43]   Because he offended a black woman in the crowd[5:31:45]   And he's never working at Gotham nightclub again[5:31:48]   It's just in[5:31:50]   Spread that around on Twitter after the show[5:31:52]   That one guy[5:31:54]   So here it is and we're going to go to Mersh and Royce[5:31:56]   In hot water I really like this[5:31:58]   This is coming from Facebook[5:32:00]   Yeah sorry[5:32:02]   No that's fine[5:32:04]   Disgusted nipples protruding[5:32:06]   In his mustard shirt before Geno[5:32:08]   Very very disrespectful[5:32:10]   And yes he was wearing a mustard shirt[5:32:12]   And there's much more[5:32:14]   Going on in this let's see if I could[5:32:16]   There fuck[5:32:18]   Expand for it's only going to take three or four tries[5:32:20]   Here is Geno[5:32:22]   Okay wearing the headband still[5:32:24]   I mean he really looks bad[5:32:26]   He's wearing a Tesla pin now[5:32:29]   In hopes that Elon Musk[5:32:31]   Unbands him[5:32:33]   Let's see what happens[5:32:35]   They're fucking great on the fucking[5:32:37]   Wet spot last night and then they're like you want him on the show today[5:32:39]   And I'm like what's a quicker word than yes[5:32:41]   Okay that's how it happened they were on Chrissy Mars[5:32:43]   The wet spot conservative hour[5:32:45]   And then[5:32:47]   They go hey do you want to do in hot water[5:32:49]   Because Geno's sitting right here[5:32:51]   Let's do in hot water[5:32:53]   And so that's[5:32:55]   How they got them on but normally Geno[5:32:57]   Probably wouldn't have invited them because[5:32:59]   They're anti-compound media[5:33:01]   They're anti-coumia[5:33:03]   Ladies and gentlemen[5:33:05]   From the hit fucking podcast Revenge of the Sis[5:33:07]   Royce and Mersh[5:33:09]   Mikey Scheele and Royce Lopez[5:33:11]   Let's bring them the fuck in here right now[5:33:13]   Are there three?[5:33:15]   Okay there's only two yeah yeah okay[5:33:17]   Royce and Mersh right come on in guys[5:33:19]   Royce and Mersh[5:33:21]   I looked up their names Mikey Scheele and Royce Lopez[5:33:23]   Have a seat help yourself[5:33:25]   Thank you so much for[5:33:27]   I just want to let everyone know this is considered Geno coverage[5:33:29]   Okay sorry[5:33:31]   Revenge of the Sis this is not[5:33:33]   This is not your coverage[5:33:35]   This is Geno coverage[5:33:37]   You did not make it[5:33:39]   On red bar[5:33:41]   Okay[5:33:43]   Geno did here you go[5:33:45]   Coming in gentlemen where the fuck are you[5:33:47]   If that Avacus is in your way knock it the fuck[5:33:49]   I love an Avacus[5:33:51]   And there he is in that mustard shirt like promise[5:33:53]   Avacus[5:33:55]   Loved you guys on the wet spot last night[5:33:57]   Oh yeah we[5:33:59]   If he wants with Chrissy I think[5:34:01]   Where? I don't know on Zoom[5:34:03]   Oh what Zoom[5:34:05]   Wow he's got that Jimmy Lee[5:34:07]   James Dean look in[5:34:09]   His eye[5:34:11]   Look what they've done to his hair[5:34:13]   They've completely sprayed[5:34:15]   Him down[5:34:17]   He's[5:34:19]   They've[5:34:21]   I don't know what this is I mean[5:34:23]   Literally it's him and[5:34:25]   Tywha Herman[5:34:27]   Looking like this[5:34:29]   You go down he's wearing these cheap drug store glasses[5:34:31]   He's got the fitted beard[5:34:33]   And then of course the mustard[5:34:35]   Shirt[5:34:37]   You shot those titties I didn't need to zoom in on those[5:34:39]   Luckily Xander did a slow down[5:34:41]   Version for us[5:34:43]   Let's watch that first[5:34:45]   Xander did a slow down version[5:34:47]   Now we would die to see more of this[5:34:49]   But Mike posted on the bring back group[5:34:51]   Message me if you have compound media[5:34:53]   Log in and literally nobody did[5:34:55]   Isn't this funny[5:34:57]   Ladies and gentlemen from the[5:34:59]   I saw this I said can I get a compound media[5:35:01]   Log in 24 hours goes by[5:35:03]   No DM[5:35:05]   No one has a log in[5:35:07]   Kumiya[5:35:09]   That's bad[5:35:11]   Let's see Xander's version[5:35:13]   The hip fucking podcast revenge of this[5:35:15]   Royce and Mersh, Mikey[5:35:17]   Shiel and Royce Lopez let's bring them the fuck[5:35:19]   In here right now[5:35:21]   Here it comes[5:35:23]   Wow[5:35:25]   Look at those bees[5:35:41]   Oh my god that's a full set[5:35:43]   Bounce nigga bounce[5:35:45]   Look at those golden globes[5:35:47]   Oh my god[5:35:49]   Oh my god[5:35:51]   Oh my god[5:35:53]   Oh my god[5:35:55]   The poison was in the glass[5:35:57]   Oh[5:35:59]   This is why you can't go on other shows[5:36:01]   Folks[5:36:03]   Oh my god[5:36:05]   Oh my god[5:36:07]   Wow that's something[5:36:09]   I'm glad we watched this[5:36:11]   This proves my point[5:36:17]   Why would you[5:36:19]   wear that golden shirt[5:36:21]   I love[5:36:23]   gold[5:36:25]   Oh my[5:36:27]   god[5:36:29]   This is[5:36:31]   like a gold screen shirt that you[5:36:33]   wear when you're trying to be invisible[5:36:35]   He even did the thing[5:36:37]   like pressing them together[5:36:39]   That's really wild[5:36:41]   I mean these are some serious pairs[5:36:43]   I think the most time I watched[5:36:45]   since I watched it without sound[5:36:47]   Yeah I didn't hear the sound either[5:37:01]   Oh[5:37:03]   That was a full butt[5:37:05]   Oh my god[5:37:07]   Look at those tits[5:37:11]   Oh I mean that's[5:37:13]   Oh my god[5:37:15]   Is he[5:37:17]   He's wearing a band around[5:37:19]   to hold them in too[5:37:21]   I feel like they'd be bigger I think he's wearing[5:37:23]   a sports wrap[5:37:25]   I got these[5:37:27]   wraps all over me too[5:37:29]   I could tell I think he's wearing a wrap[5:37:31]   He's trying to hold that in[5:37:43]   Oh my god[5:37:45]   Oh he's farted[5:37:47]   He's farted[5:37:49]   Okay so let's see what the deal is here[5:37:51]   Let's just watch this little clip[5:37:53]   That's pretty much it[5:37:55]   Oh that's pretty much it[5:37:57]   Oh there was that Kumiya one in the comments[5:37:59]   of that video[5:38:01]   Yeah so I wanted to see the Kumiya one[5:38:03]   Does anyone[5:38:05]   You know we just got a login by the way[5:38:07]   So if anyone has a[5:38:09]   time code[5:38:11]   For where Kumiya discussed this because it kind of gets[5:38:13]   cut off short I'll show you what I mean[5:38:15]   Here's Kumiya now remember[5:38:17]   Kumiya hates[5:38:19]   this guy[5:38:21]   CountNotHappy here it is hold on I gotta[5:38:23]   blow it up several times here[5:38:25]   Oh CountNotHappy[5:38:27]   Okay unmute[5:38:29]   Does the show before me[5:38:31]   But no Geno[5:38:33]   He's a friend obviously he works[5:38:35]   here and he does the show[5:38:37]   before me so a lot of times it comes up[5:38:39]   what he was doing on the show[5:38:41]   like today he had guests on that[5:38:43]   despise me[5:38:45]   Oh I'm sorry about that[5:38:47]   Yeah I think so[5:38:49]   They seem like cool guys[5:38:51]   Really[5:38:53]   They made videos of me that were like really[5:38:55]   shit[5:38:57]   You know I tuned into this show[5:38:59]   for just a real arrangement[5:39:01]   No Geno he's a friend[5:39:03]   obviously he works[5:39:05]   I'd like to see more of that clip if anybody knows the time[5:39:07]   code we could go and watch some more because I got a[5:39:09]   Compound login now[5:39:11]   It's pretty sweet[5:39:13]   I'm not kidding I went in I logged in[5:39:15]   to Compound and I went to click a video[5:39:17]   and this huge pop up came up[5:39:19]   for some nonsense[5:39:21]   thing I mean I had to actually[5:39:23]   click the button on the pop up that said[5:39:25]   close but it was generated[5:39:27]   by their graphic designer[5:39:29]   Think about that[5:39:31]   A pop up came up with no[5:39:33]   gentleman's ex[5:39:35]   at the top it blocked[5:39:37]   the whole screen on Compound[5:39:39]   I had to click the pop[5:39:41]   ups[5:39:43]   devised close button which[5:39:45]   very well could have opened another browser[5:39:47]   hidden[5:39:49]   In order to close this window[5:39:51]   to see the show think about that[5:39:53]   I've never[5:39:55]   done that usually when a pop up[5:39:57]   comes up it's unclosable I close the whole site[5:39:59]   down I close my laptop I get out of town[5:40:01]   In this case[5:40:03]   I had no choice I wanted to see this[5:40:05]   Kumiya footage and I had to[5:40:07]   click their close button[5:40:09]   and I go[5:40:11]   and it actually closed I couldn't believe it[5:40:13]   but I can't believe the[5:40:15]   nerve of somebody who would have that sort of[5:40:17]   pop up on their own site[5:40:19]   he's doing what porn sites do the nasty ones[5:40:21]   you ever been to a porn site where you go[5:40:23]   oh this is just an incredible video[5:40:25]   click and then it opens 80 windows[5:40:27]   now they will[5:40:29]   give you a chance to see that original video[5:40:31]   but you got to be smart you got to be[5:40:33]   tabs savvy[5:40:35]   and you got to go through a thousand tabs to figure[5:40:37]   out which one your video you could[5:40:39]   actually click back to on[5:40:41]   this isn't a problem for Jules I go through this[5:40:43]   daily and I'm clicking[5:40:45]   on it's got a million windows[5:40:47]   suck my cock from the local[5:40:49]   girl you know she's going to walk in and see[5:40:51]   this and I'm closing that I'm closing this[5:40:53]   finally I find one you could hit back[5:40:55]   and it goes back to the video I try to play it again[5:40:57]   I'm back to 80[5:40:59]   pop ups I don't think they[5:41:01]   have any video[5:41:03]   actually there and[5:41:05]   that's what Kumiya's site is like now[5:41:07]   he does that[5:41:09]   format like a bad porn site where you[5:41:11]   go okay enough with you are you crazy[5:41:13]   there's sites that don't[5:41:15]   do this you know[5:41:17]   I'll use those[5:41:19]   not that crazy to see[5:41:21]   Deji Keach Mike is going to[5:41:23]   have his VR porn dreams[5:41:25]   come true well tell them about this[5:41:27]   yes and I have a question[5:41:29]   can I ask you a question[5:41:31]   does PlayStation VR headsets[5:41:33]   give you access to porn[5:41:35]   and is that porn the same porn[5:41:37]   that I could get with any headset[5:41:39]   and can I use this[5:41:41]   headset while she's asleep or is it[5:41:43]   cheating this is up[5:41:45]   to you[5:41:49]   can I come upstairs while she's sleeping[5:41:51]   in the night[5:41:53]   can I watch whatever the[5:41:55]   fuck I like[5:41:57]   will this VR[5:41:59]   headset work[5:42:01]   for me to sit there and jerk[5:42:03]   or will it only be used for the[5:42:05]   game that's coming out[5:42:07]   Heaven Sent Crater Mission[5:42:09]   you know that's my question[5:42:11]   to you we bought this we were[5:42:13]   selected for the PlayStation pre-order[5:42:15]   we paid for the headset[5:42:17]   the VR headset but we had to buy Haven's[5:42:19]   release cinema[5:42:21]   Horizon my favorite[5:42:23]   is this only going to work for Horizon[5:42:25]   or can I use this wherever I please[5:42:27]   I'm pretty sure[5:42:29]   people are saying no[5:42:31]   to get the Quest 2[5:42:33]   to watch porn[5:42:35]   I don't want Quest 2[5:42:37]   is Quest 2 another game[5:42:39]   I think that's a different table[5:42:41]   this is like where Weird Al[5:42:43]   is right now with his Roku[5:42:45]   thing he doesn't[5:42:47]   it's too much[5:42:49]   so we're supposed to have this delivered in February[5:42:51]   and I can't wait for VR[5:42:53]   I can't wait to jump off a cliff with a bow and arrow[5:42:57]   dude same[5:42:59]   so that's coming that's very exciting[5:43:01]   did any of you get asked[5:43:03]   to buy the VR[5:43:05]   headset from PlayStation themselves[5:43:07]   they sent us a personal email of course[5:43:09]   and we[5:43:11]   are part of them[5:43:13]   now people are saying porn split[5:43:15]   up Kim and Kanye[5:43:17]   porn split up Kim and Kanye[5:43:19]   Mike you'll almost get[5:43:21]   stage fright from it[5:43:23]   oh no I don't want to do porn where it's real[5:43:25]   actors they must be CGI[5:43:27]   concocted by[5:43:29]   the GTA boys or something[5:43:31]   I'd like to see a porn of myself[5:43:33]   from the VR[5:43:35]   of me from the VR art maker[5:43:37]   thing where they gave me pink hair[5:43:39]   and stuff and huge tits[5:43:41]   and then there's a version of Mike[5:43:43]   where he's got[5:43:45]   a huge mullet and all these muscles[5:43:47]   and a big beard can you make[5:43:49]   like a VR porn where those two[5:43:51]   versions of us fuck?[5:43:53]   is that coming?[5:43:55]   okay[5:43:57]   let's go to some other[5:43:59]   news here in the show[5:44:01]   while you're talking about Kumiya you should do these tweets[5:44:03]   that you wanted to talk about[5:44:05]   yeah so Kumiya's put out some vulgar tweets[5:44:07]   you've seen them here we're going to go into depth in this[5:44:09]   another time well you don't have to cover this now[5:44:11]   save it for next week well I'm[5:44:13]   kind of working on a big story[5:44:15]   to bring the old man down finally once[5:44:17]   and for all[5:44:19]   because I just realized after saying it seems[5:44:21]   kind of serious[5:44:23]   for right now[5:44:25]   not birthday[5:44:27]   we're going to just work on that for a little bit but I wanted to show you this[5:44:29]   you know red bar has been everywhere[5:44:31]   a lot of people sent this picture to me[5:44:33]   look at this[5:44:35]   it's just a picture[5:44:37]   if you've seen this picture[5:44:39]   and this was posted on Bobby Lee's[5:44:41]   get out of here you crazy nut[5:44:43]   it was posted on Bobby Lee's Instagram story[5:44:45]   and[5:44:47]   it's a slide of Bobby[5:44:49]   and Esther Povitsky[5:44:51]   at a pharmacy[5:44:53]   Bobby's obviously acting like he's a pharmacy[5:44:55]   technician[5:44:57]   and then you've got this director here[5:44:59]   looking down his[5:45:01]   lens here to frame up a shot here[5:45:03]   but look at his shirt[5:45:05]   red bar of the[5:45:07]   skirt[5:45:09]   wearing one of our new shirts[5:45:11]   recently released[5:45:13]   last spring and summer[5:45:15]   ok so we're looking and we're going who is this guy[5:45:17]   you know is he just an[5:45:19]   intern turns out this is[5:45:21]   the director[5:45:23]   of a movie called Grandma's[5:45:25]   Boy[5:45:27]   you know this reminds me of the time when I found out[5:45:29]   Russell Crowe was a listener[5:45:31]   of red bar I couldn't believe it this was years ago[5:45:33]   ten years ago they said Mike[5:45:35]   Russell Crowe loves[5:45:37]   red bar[5:45:39]   well this is even better[5:45:41]   his name is Nick[5:45:43]   something and he's the director of Grandma's[5:45:45]   Boy which is that[5:45:47]   movie and I remember this movie very well[5:45:49]   because there's a scene in it where a man[5:45:51]   wears a trench coat and he's like rollerblading[5:45:53]   or something down the hallway[5:45:55]   very funny so thank you[5:45:57]   for wearing this shirt[5:45:59]   now I've got Stranger after[5:46:01]   this so we see Bobby Lee post this[5:46:03]   if I saw that shirt I would think it was cool[5:46:05]   we got this director apparently Bobby[5:46:07]   Lee is in an upcoming movie[5:46:09]   it's going to be a mainstream movie this guy[5:46:11]   is directing it he's wearing[5:46:13]   red bar and people are going[5:46:15]   what the frick is going on[5:46:17]   and then it gets worse[5:46:19]   I open up my Instagram[5:46:21]   and Bobby Lee is following me[5:46:23]   for the second time[5:46:25]   do we have that one?[5:46:27]   yeah pull that up[5:46:29]   to the next step then we see Bobby Lee[5:46:31]   he's following me again I didn't[5:46:33]   know he unfollowed me[5:46:35]   so things get weird here and I want you guys[5:46:37]   to go off and investigate yourself[5:46:39]   Bobby Lee follows me again[5:46:41]   so here was[5:46:43]   the original[5:46:45]   one Bobby Lee started[5:46:47]   following you this was from[5:46:49]   2020[5:46:51]   so I guess then he unfollowed[5:46:53]   me the day after that picture[5:46:55]   comes out I get Bobby[5:46:57]   Lee started following[5:46:59]   two years[5:47:01]   later what's[5:47:03]   going on we're very[5:47:05]   suspicious[5:47:07]   got a lot of people maybe we'll take some answers[5:47:09]   of what the people think Jules[5:47:11]   if they can muster them up[5:47:13]   but we are just as confused as you[5:47:15]   what are they planning?[5:47:17]   what are they thinking? I got asked you could cut to me[5:47:19]   I got asked Mike would you[5:47:21]   go on Tiger Belly[5:47:23]   well the answer is no[5:47:25]   the answer is[5:47:27]   never okay and that goes for[5:47:29]   any one of the fools[5:47:31]   and yes I said fools[5:47:33]   shows Bobby Lee is a fool[5:47:35]   there will be no friendships made[5:47:37]   only friendships broken[5:47:39]   the more you do this stuff the more[5:47:41]   I investigate your Tijuana[5:47:43]   love story[5:47:45]   that you're trying to hide[5:47:47]   this will not happen Bobby[5:47:49]   unfollow[5:47:51]   today this will[5:47:53]   not stand okay[5:47:55]   you want to follow here's a deal I'll make[5:47:57]   with Bobby here's a deal[5:47:59]   yeah I should block him how about that[5:48:01]   I'll block him here's the deal Bobby[5:48:03]   how about this you can follow me[5:48:05]   you have to dump[5:48:07]   Andrew Santino[5:48:09]   you have[5:48:11]   24 hours if Bobby Lee[5:48:13]   doesn't publicly dump[5:48:15]   Andrew Santino 24 hours[5:48:17]   his relationship with me has[5:48:19]   no future and he will be[5:48:21]   blocked[5:48:23]   thank you[5:48:25]   thank you let's hear it[5:48:27]   let's hear it thank you very much[5:48:29]   I will never[5:48:31]   be friends with the fools[5:48:33]   okay you don't have to[5:48:35]   worry about that there's no friendships being[5:48:37]   had here all right what else[5:48:39]   we got for the guy any other funny stories[5:48:41]   you want to show this little video of Aaron[5:48:43]   Berg causing a walkout yes let's see[5:48:45]   that Aaron Berg caused a walkout[5:48:49]   Aaron Berg[5:48:51]   caused a walkout at Gotham[5:48:53]   Comedy Club Gotham we spoke to them[5:48:55]   they do not want him back he will no[5:48:57]   longer be working at Gotham Gotham already[5:48:59]   wrote their sister clubs they said no Aaron[5:49:01]   Berg so well this is[5:49:03]   serious because Aaron Berg's got[5:49:05]   very few spots to work out he calls himself[5:49:07]   a headlining comic I was watching two comics[5:49:09]   two cigars[5:49:11]   and Bob Kelly[5:49:13]   accidentally introduced Aaron Berg as a[5:49:15]   feature comic because you know Aaron Berg[5:49:17]   looks like a feature writing on a headlining[5:49:19]   comic like Louis CK or Bill[5:49:21]   Berg and Aaron goes[5:49:23]   oh yeah right like I'm a feature I'm a[5:49:25]   headliner it's like really where do you[5:49:27]   headline you know like a Tuesday night[5:49:29]   just because you go up towards the end[5:49:31]   of a Tuesday night show where they put up everybody[5:49:33]   for 50 minutes in New York that's[5:49:35]   not headlining[5:49:37]   that's not everybody's coming out to see you[5:49:39]   that's not a thousand people come out to a[5:49:41]   theater to see you that's not headlining[5:49:43]   so he believes he's a headliner[5:49:45]   he's just got canned from Gotham[5:49:47]   in all of Gotham's[5:49:49]   friends clubs I spoke to them today[5:49:51]   and Aaron Berg[5:49:53]   thinks this is funny but he really is only[5:49:55]   going to be able to perform at dive bars[5:49:57]   now all I see is fuck[5:49:59]   that guy do we have the video here Jules[5:50:01]   I go to this Twitter link[5:50:03]   I've got just fuck that guy it's a GIF[5:50:05]   maybe if I[5:50:07]   go back to the thread here[5:50:09]   oh it's under the walkout video it has all them[5:50:11]   labeled that's the girl's tweet about it is the first one[5:50:13]   and the second one is the video sorry[5:50:15]   Aaron Berg causes walkout I'm[5:50:17]   here right now where do I go I've got[5:50:19]   the tweet from the girl that's it[5:50:21]   okay go to the second one on the list[5:50:23]   there's no second one on the list it's[5:50:25]   just really yeah[5:50:27]   yeah that's what I'm saying yeah I think this[5:50:29]   device is bunk here okay hold on[5:50:31]   let me send it to you oh wait look at that you[5:50:33]   had to expand fully it was cutting it off[5:50:35]   here you go here's the walkout[5:50:37]   video and you'll see Aaron Berg caused[5:50:39]   a vicious this is very similar[5:50:41]   to when Alex Stein came into our offices[5:50:43]   this week and caused a[5:50:45]   disturbance look at this here's[5:50:47]   the walkout from Aaron Berg himself[5:50:49]   posting this[5:50:51]   this is before he realized he had been[5:50:53]   canned from this club he'll never work there[5:50:55]   again we spoke to them like I said[5:50:57]   here is the walkout[5:51:09]   you hear he's trying to[5:51:11]   you know handle someone in the crowd and she's[5:51:13]   walking out the door fuck you you racist[5:51:16]   she must have said something nasty huh[5:51:20]   she walks out[5:51:36]   so like six people start clapping[5:51:38]   the rest of the audience is pretty quiet here[5:51:40]   the club not happy[5:51:45]   it's okay it's alright goodnight[5:51:47]   Aaron bye Carrie[5:51:49]   bye Carrie[5:51:51]   bye Karen[5:51:55]   you can see like most there's only like a[5:51:57]   group of his friends clapping in front[5:51:59]   but most of the audience is sitting there like this[5:52:01]   I mean they're just sitting there going[5:52:03]   what the fuck man[5:52:05]   bunch of proud boys out there in that audience[5:52:07]   bye Karen[5:52:09]   bye[5:52:11]   bye Karen[5:52:13]   oh so there's more now there's more people[5:52:15]   screaming he's causing a riot look at this[5:52:17]   we got another girl right here[5:52:19]   pointing at the stage and screaming[5:52:21]   as more people walk out[5:52:23]   bye Karen[5:52:25]   bye[5:52:27]   bye Karen[5:52:29]   everybody else be smart[5:52:31]   you're so smart that you have to leave[5:52:33]   they're walking out look how many[5:52:35]   people end up walking out[5:52:37]   don't show me the finger you milk your ass[5:52:39]   they're all leaving look at them[5:52:41]   ahhhh[5:52:43]   ahhhh[5:52:45]   it's okay go write a blog honey[5:52:47]   here's another black guy[5:52:49]   getting up[5:52:51]   so basically it's let's chew all[5:52:53]   the black guys out and let's get back to the[5:52:55]   fucking party[5:52:57]   and they really all the black people leave[5:52:59]   and then Aaron calls this a success[5:53:01]   my name is Joe Rogan[5:53:03]   go home[5:53:05]   let's drive the black people out[5:53:07]   then we could get to the good jokes fucking[5:53:09]   losers[5:53:35]   look at this guy he ain't happy at all[5:53:37]   back here he ain't[5:53:39]   impressed he[5:53:41]   can't believe what he's seen he's got to make a decision[5:53:43]   here tonight[5:53:45]   what kind of decision does he make[5:53:59]   this was the biggest show he was able to do[5:54:01]   it was still one of the last places[5:54:03]   that would have Aaron Berg now that's gone[5:54:05]   now what[5:54:13]   okay there's Aaron Berg's[5:54:15]   walk out his wife ain't gonna like that[5:54:17]   no no no[5:54:19]   she ain't gonna like that shit one bit[5:54:21]   you know he's struggling to pay for[5:54:23]   his wife and kid he's struggling[5:54:25]   to pay the bills that was one of his last gigs[5:54:27]   he threw it away to be Mr. Cool[5:54:29]   you know meanwhile this kid is sitting there[5:54:31]   shivering the wife barely has any cash[5:54:33]   okay not very cool[5:54:35]   to do to your son[5:54:37]   Aaron Berg Chrissy Marry hope you don't think that's[5:54:39]   cool to do to children you guys all love children[5:54:41]   remember your rules[5:54:43]   alright Jules what should we do next here[5:54:45]   we've got a couple more[5:54:47]   yes you gotta see this this is[5:54:49]   big and America is[5:54:51]   discussing this[5:54:57]   hit it Jules[5:54:59]   we'll be right back with Logan Paul[5:55:01]   fighting with George[5:55:03]   Janko[5:55:05]   the fight of the year[5:55:07]   over Jesus Christ[5:55:11]   we'll see you soon[5:55:31]   This one strong should be labeled as a hazard[5:55:33]   some of y'all niggas hot[5:55:35]   psych I'm gassing[5:55:37]   clowns I spot them and I can't stop laughing[5:55:39]   easy come easy go[5:55:41]   BB gonna be lasting[5:55:43]   Jealousy let it go results could be tragic[5:55:45]   some of y'all ain't writing well too concerned with fashion[5:55:47]   none of you went to Zelle kept walking[5:55:49]   imagine a lot of y'all Hollywood[5:55:51]   drama cast it[5:55:53]   cut bitch camera all real shit[5:55:55]   blasted[5:56:01]   got my foot in the dark[5:56:03]   and I ain't gonna[5:56:05]   wear it took a while[5:56:07]   to get me out and I'm[5:56:09]   gonna take my time[5:56:11]   don't let that bullshit in[5:56:13]   your mouth let me know[5:56:15]   you're mine[5:56:17]   Janko[5:56:19]   Janko[5:56:21]   Janko[5:56:23]   Janko[5:56:25]   Janko[5:56:27]   Janko[5:56:29]   Janko[5:56:31]   Janko[5:56:33]   Janko[5:56:35]   Janko[5:56:37]   Janko[5:56:39]   Janko[5:56:41]   Janko[5:56:43]   Janko[5:56:45]   Janko[5:56:47]   Janko[5:56:49]   Janko[5:56:51]   Janko[5:56:53]   Janko[5:56:55]   Janko[5:56:57]   To your stomach wishin' I wrote your rhymes[5:56:59]   All I had to give you, is hangin' in a gear[5:57:04]   Mama got my foot down the door, and I ain't gonna wait[5:57:09]   It's like, oh, how to give me it, and I'm gonna take more time[5:57:15]   Don't fight that bullshit when you're in it, now let me blow your mind[5:57:20]   Let your bones crack, your back pop, I can't stop[5:57:23]   This is what I do[5:57:53]   Break house, pile it on, ride or die, bitch, double or kick strong[5:57:57]   Beware, cuz I crush anything I land on[5:58:00]   Me head ain't no mistake, nigga, it was planned on[5:58:03]   Hi, welcome back to Red Bar[5:58:05]   Thank you for being a Scars Club member this winter[5:58:10]   Remember, we got Logan Paul and George Janko, the fight of the century[5:58:15]   Jesus versus atheism[5:58:18]   Big topic this year[5:58:20]   Lot of people very mad, this is a, trust me, you cannot go near this religion stuff anymore[5:58:27]   They're gonna get ya[5:58:29]   And George, of course, is what's called a Jesus freak[5:58:33]   And Logan hates George for being so annoying, right?[5:58:39]   So Logan doesn't really buy George's Jesus stuff[5:58:42]   You know, George is bouncin' off the walls, he's annoying as fuck[5:58:44]   And then he's like, it doesn't matter because I believe in Jesus[5:58:49]   You know, George Janko, none of you were there through the worst year of my life[5:58:54]   Not even my girlfriend, but Jesus was[5:58:57]   It's like, oh yeah, he was there[5:58:59]   Yeah, do you have any proof of him being there?[5:59:02]   And what does him being there for you look like, George?[5:59:05]   You cuddling with your pillow going, Jesus, Jesus, what do I do?[5:59:09]   Are there nothing?[5:59:11]   So he wasn't there for you, he was with me[5:59:14]   Let's watch this, do we have a timecode or do we just start from the beginning here?[5:59:18]   Wait till you see this little fight between George and Logan[5:59:21]   Logan really taking a lot of heat for this one here today[5:59:24]   You could start at 11.30 for a nice little intro part[5:59:27]   Okay, this is bad, this is gonna hurt your feelings out there[5:59:31]   So, trigger warning[5:59:34]   Here they are[5:59:37]   And it is one of the most exciting spectacles I've ever seen[5:59:42]   I like when they score and the commentators go[5:59:45]   Goooooo[5:59:47]   That's Logan Paul[5:59:55]   Just imagine, I'm sorry[6:00:00]   I've been having diarrhea all night[6:00:08]   No, but seriously[6:00:09]   Why do we have to come to this fucking podcast?[6:00:11]   I thought you guys were[6:00:11]   By the way, Prime barely has any electrolytes in it[6:00:15]   Most of their electrolytes are potassium based[6:00:17]   There's only 40 milligrams of sodium in Prime[6:00:20]   Everyone knows you need 300 milligrams of sodium or more to have a proper electrolyte balance[6:00:27]   Prime does not rehydrate you after workout[6:00:33]   It is a child's drink with banana potassium[6:00:38]   That's it[6:00:39]   I learned that a year ago[6:00:41]   Here's George and these guys[6:01:11]   I was up all night just shitting my pants[6:01:13]   Like it was something in the lunch yesterday[6:01:16]   I was up all night and I texted him and said more time to pray[6:01:22]   Look at little George all bundled up ready to get thrown down the sledding hill[6:01:28]   In California[6:01:29]   I've never seen anything as car-hearted as this[6:01:32]   I mean this must be[6:01:33]   Have you seen Carhartt's size?[6:01:35]   I mean a men's small Carhartt is big and baggy[6:01:39]   What is this a kid's Carhartt?[6:01:42]   I mean it could only be[6:01:44]   Look at this little South Parakein[6:01:47]   Get up[6:01:48]   He is bundled up and compressed into a ball[6:01:52]   I've had stuff come out of my dryer that was more intimidating than this[6:01:57]   Look at this little car-hearted kid's Carhartt section[6:02:01]   Where do you even find that? The site?[6:02:04]   You gotta go on the site[6:02:05]   You can't get this at Home Depot on the way out[6:02:09]   This is only on the site[6:02:11]   Okay[6:02:12]   Look at him[6:02:13]   Dude me and Logan have this combative like argument about Jesus all the time[6:02:17]   And people always come[6:02:18]   It's not combative[6:02:19]   I'm encouraging you to pray[6:02:21]   You have extra time you shit[6:02:22]   You might as well[6:02:23]   You are mean to me about my Lord and Savior[6:02:25]   And let me tell you something[6:02:26]   He's my Lord and Savior too[6:02:27]   Well I know that but you don't recognize that[6:02:30]   And you're mean to me about it[6:02:32]   But it's okay because we walk together hand in hand[6:02:35]   Bro why are you guys laughing right now?[6:02:37]   You weren't laughing before when I talked to you about it[6:02:39]   You weren't laughing before when I talked to you about it[6:02:41]   Because me and him started actually going with it[6:02:43]   And I realized I was like oh okay this is kind of cool[6:02:45]   I look at it differently now[6:02:46]   Instead of like[6:02:47]   I actually texted today about it[6:02:49]   Instead of me just being like butthurt about it[6:02:51]   Me I'm like damn like this is a good way to talk to somebody who's like[6:02:54]   Super intelligent[6:02:55]   Needs to have like facts and science[6:02:57]   It's like it's a good practice round of like expressing my love[6:03:00]   But I'll have everybody know[6:03:01]   I don't fucking bring this up[6:03:03]   Mike backed me on this[6:03:04]   Does he not bring it up more than I do?[6:03:07]   I don't think you guys are doing a really good job[6:03:09]   Context to the to the scenario[6:03:11]   Yes thank you[6:03:12]   To be quite frank any of the scenarios that you've lined up today[6:03:15]   I think you're a melting pot of stupidity[6:03:18]   And I think that you are a bowl of soup that has undercooked chicken in it[6:03:22]   And that's the reason George can't stop shitting his pants[6:03:24]   I think it's not food poisoning by the way I got checked[6:03:26]   There's a stomach bug going around[6:03:27]   I mean he's barely taller than a bottle of prime[6:03:29]   Yeah this is a problem[6:03:31]   Whatever you say[6:03:31]   Listen Logan as George has mentioned is[6:03:36]   Only looks at things that are backed in fact in science[6:03:39]   And I understand that[6:03:41]   George looks at things that are backed[6:03:43]   Or believes in things that are backed simply by faith[6:03:45]   And you know age-old storytelling[6:03:49]   I mean yes and no[6:03:50]   I do think there's a lot of scientific fact that backs the Bible[6:03:53]   Sure[6:03:54]   And so what they've gotten into here is a theological rumble[6:04:00]   They're in a theological royal rumble[6:04:02]   You know what I'm saying?[6:04:02]   And they have been for like the past couple months[6:04:05]   But guess what tonight is?[6:04:09]   So Logan doesn't believe in the Jesus stuff[6:04:11]   And George really believes in the Jesus stuff[6:04:14]   What will happen here?[6:04:14]   Do we have some of the best moments from this?[6:04:16]   Yes you could go to 1530 where they do an amazing prediction[6:04:21]   Okay look at this 1530 let's hear this prediction[6:04:25]   Is that good?[6:04:25]   Yeah[6:04:27]   Back to the show[6:04:27]   We did a photo shoot and then Logan googled Jesus Christ[6:04:32]   And started posing like him[6:04:34]   And I was like it's okay[6:04:35]   You want to be like your hero[6:04:36]   No no no no no[6:04:37]   It was the lost Leonardo[6:04:41]   Oh is that what it was?[6:04:42]   I just saw pictures of Jesus and you're like[6:04:44]   The picture of Jesus he did like a cool thing with his like hand[6:04:48]   And I wanted to like recreate it for a photo[6:04:51]   Because I'll be honest with you bro[6:04:52]   Jesus Christ fucks[6:04:55]   And people don't think that about him[6:04:57]   That guy is fucking dope[6:04:58]   Well I told you[6:04:59]   So here's the issue[6:05:00]   I told Logan this[6:05:01]   We've been going back and forth in this[6:05:03]   And a lot of times Logan[6:05:05]   I hate you so much[6:05:07]   I hate you so much[6:05:10]   A lot of times Logan will look at me and like[6:05:15]   Look at my opinion of a situation or I'll come in and chime in on a situation[6:05:18]   I said to him on this one specifically[6:05:20]   You have to be very careful when you mock[6:05:25]   Or not mock even but when you become playful with people's religions[6:05:30]   Religion is a very very intimate relationship that people have in their lives[6:05:35]   I likened it to basically coming in and saying to someone[6:05:39]   Yo I think your wife is ugly[6:05:41]   Like if you walked in someone's head[6:05:43]   Perks up immediately[6:05:45]   Why does Logan's head[6:05:46]   What wife is ugly what's going on[6:05:48]   That yo I believe your wife is ugly[6:05:51]   That's hand throwing shit[6:05:52]   I know but is she ugly[6:05:53]   It doesn't matter[6:05:55]   Yeah I walked in and I said[6:05:56]   They have this discussion[6:05:57]   Yeah I don't want to cover this whole thing[6:05:59]   Turns out Logan introduced his new girlfriend to the world[6:06:04]   Supermodel Nina Agdajol[6:06:08]   Everybody hated her[6:06:10]   All of his fans go who is this man[6:06:12]   She's so manly[6:06:13]   She looks like Bieber[6:06:14]   She looks like this guy[6:06:15]   She looks like Dua Lupa[6:06:17]   This is no girl[6:06:18]   This is a man[6:06:19]   You could do better[6:06:20]   This is mid[6:06:21]   This is a five[6:06:22]   He had to take all that[6:06:24]   But it was very interesting that just days before[6:06:27]   They had this little conversation here[6:06:29]   That mocking somebody's religion[6:06:31]   Is like if somebody came in and they mocked your wife or girlfriend[6:06:35]   And then that happened to Logan as we all saw[6:06:37]   If you check his Instagram picture with him and his girlfriend[6:06:40]   That he just announced he was hoping for this big flex[6:06:43]   Hoping that everybody was gonna give him a round of applause[6:06:46]   For getting that bag once again[6:06:49]   Turns out they think this bitch is a man[6:06:53]   They didn't grow up with her[6:06:54]   Her clout with modeling doesn't hold a candle to Josie Perez[6:07:01]   Or these other people he's with[6:07:03]   And so they just think she's nasty and looks like Bieber[6:07:07]   And now he's stuck with that[6:07:09]   Will he continue to date this girl[6:07:13]   Or will he let the fans you know get into his head[6:07:16]   And then he'll start seeing the man[6:07:18]   I am the man[6:07:19]   I am the man[6:07:20]   Things can be hotter under the water[6:07:22]   I am the man in Taylor Swift's song[6:07:24]   Will that happen[6:07:25]   Okay let's get to this Jesus debate[6:07:27]   Just the best of please[6:07:28]   Go to 1710 I think[6:07:30]   1710[6:07:30]   Sorry it's like really long[6:07:31]   Yeah I know so just the best of 1710[6:07:34]   Here we go[6:07:35]   This is where it's just starting[6:07:37]   Debate[6:07:38]   Here's how it starts[6:07:39]   And we don't gotta hear it all[6:07:40]   It's very loud I mean it's the whole episode[6:07:42]   Just the good stuff[6:07:43]   Even that[6:07:44]   But would you ever offer it[6:07:46]   Like without being queried[6:07:47]   No no no[6:07:48]   Okay so what I'm saying is this[6:07:50]   People have a very intimate relationship[6:07:53]   People feel that they've been saved[6:07:54]   That their lives have been saved by their gods[6:07:57]   By whoever they choose to call their higher power[6:07:59]   So you're even just questioning that[6:08:03]   Especially in the way that you do[6:08:04]   Which is never very skillful or graceful in any way[6:08:11]   Is harmful and is destructive to people[6:08:14]   I disagree[6:08:15]   I don't think that we have to condemn homosexuality[6:08:19]   I don't think that we have to condemn sex before marriage[6:08:23]   Or a slew of[6:08:25]   So don't condemn it[6:08:27]   I don't know if I can[6:08:28]   I just don't know if I can get behind[6:08:29]   Like that's silly to me[6:08:30]   That seems silly to me[6:08:31]   So I think it's a silly practice to engage in[6:08:35]   And I think it's[6:08:36]   You hear that George[6:08:36]   Deserves satire[6:08:38]   Like come on[6:08:39]   Yeah but that's not[6:08:40]   Subscribe to a doctrine that slams homosexuality[6:08:43]   Come on bro[6:08:43]   That's ridiculous[6:08:44]   I mean we talked about this[6:08:47]   God those homos always grow up in the crossfire huh[6:08:50]   I know can they catch up[6:08:51]   Man these homos[6:08:53]   All they want to do is suck down a giant log[6:08:58]   Um you can go to 25 minutes[6:08:59]   Imagine what Tim Dillon's thinking huh[6:09:02]   Yeah they're coming after homos[6:09:03]   My patreons are going down[6:09:05]   Please help this homo[6:09:08]   What is the next one?[6:09:09]   25 minutes[6:09:09]   But they have like a huge argument about this[6:09:12]   Yeah oh it's great[6:09:13]   You guys should all watch this at home[6:09:15]   But does that mean I have to disrespect their beliefs?[6:09:17]   No absolutely not[6:09:18]   Does that mean we can't break bread[6:09:19]   Oh no no[6:09:21]   It doesn't mean that[6:09:21]   Why does it have to be like who's right?[6:09:23]   I need to know right now[6:09:24]   Why can't this just be your life journey[6:09:25]   And just figure it out yourself[6:09:26]   Live and let live[6:09:29]   And that's where I always land[6:09:31]   But[6:09:31]   You land on my face with your kicks sometimes[6:09:34]   With the mean words you say[6:09:36]   You don't[6:09:36]   I think you really[6:09:37]   I think you're so giant with your words[6:09:39]   You really don't know what you step on when you say things[6:09:42]   Like really like[6:09:42]   And I don't mean that in a disrespectful way[6:09:44]   Or trying to pull at you[6:09:45]   I think that you have so much going on in your life[6:09:48]   And you're so like power driven[6:09:49]   That you will mold past your friends and family without[6:09:52]   Accidentally without knowing[6:09:53]   If I say something[6:09:54]   I've said it intentionally[6:09:56]   Then that[6:09:57]   Unless I'm drunk[6:10:01]   Can you say something[6:10:02]   I'm sure you sound pretty specific[6:10:04]   In your recollection of your memory right now[6:10:06]   Can you give an example of what you're saying[6:10:08]   One that really hurt me is you told me I need a therapist[6:10:10]   Because I believe in Jesus[6:10:11]   Uh oh[6:10:11]   That won't hurt me[6:10:12]   No I didn't[6:10:13]   I said you need a therapist because Jesus isn't quite doing it for you[6:10:16]   Which is true[6:10:17]   No you didn't[6:10:18]   I don't want to stand down[6:10:19]   Is he lying or are you lying[6:10:20]   You think I said you need a therapist because you believe in Jesus[6:10:22]   I tracked you and I said what did you just say to me[6:10:24]   And you said what did I say[6:10:25]   And you stumbled[6:10:25]   I don't know what were you going to say[6:10:28]   It is common knowledge that you don't interpret reality[6:10:32]   Like reality happens[6:10:34]   And you heard that incredibly wrong[6:10:36]   You think I said you need a therapist because you believe in Jesus[6:10:39]   What do I need a therapist for then[6:10:41]   Jesus isn't doing it for you[6:10:42]   What do I need a therapist for[6:10:44]   I don't believe you're as emotionally mature as you could be[6:10:47]   Then what do I need Jesus for[6:10:49]   What do I need a therapist for[6:10:50]   To get you to level up[6:10:52]   In what[6:10:53]   Yourself[6:10:53]   In what category[6:10:56]   So when you think Georgie's a therapist what category am I following[6:10:58]   Emotional intelligence[6:11:00]   Emotional me[6:11:02]   I'm not emotionally intelligent[6:11:03]   Could you could you pick a time and frame any day of our life[6:11:07]   Here's one[6:11:07]   Three weeks ago when you're sitting in that chair you stormed off this exact podcast[6:11:11]   Because you're upset about something a comedian said[6:11:13]   When I was upset that I finally discussed[6:11:15]   Listen I just answered your question[6:11:16]   I'm not looking for rationalization[6:11:18]   Also you said in the past days you like it when people storm off[6:11:22]   So I asked you if I get upset and I want to[6:11:24]   This is like being on a child's roller coaster the wizard[6:11:27]   We have a wizard in the bring back group now obey him[6:11:34]   It's me going around[6:11:35]   This is a good fight[6:11:36]   This is a good fight[6:11:37]   Storm off is it cool when you said absolutely[6:11:39]   Georgie you left bro[6:11:40]   I'm not I'm gonna jump into that one[6:11:42]   I'm not sure that that's representative of emotional intelligence[6:11:45]   What happens in content is content bro[6:11:48]   It could be entertainment[6:11:49]   There's a million things that could happen there[6:11:51]   Should I cite another example?[6:11:52]   I mean you can yeah I'm gonna jump in occasionally as a guide here[6:11:56]   As a mediator[6:11:57]   Yes[6:11:57]   Also like these type of conversations should be behind closed doors[6:12:01]   I don't I don't think I don't[6:12:03]   Juice[6:12:04]   I think every single person on this planet could really benefit from therapy[6:12:07]   I do I agree and what did I say I said yeah I love that and I got[6:12:10]   I think it would be I think it would be great for you I really do[6:12:13]   No I agree but I don't think saying even okay[6:12:16]   Hypothetically say you truly did in your heart feel like I needed a therapist[6:12:20]   Which I do[6:12:21]   Okay but that was the first time we ever brought it up[6:12:25]   Do you feel like bringing my higher power or something that I fall in love with[6:12:30]   to use an example for failing me to use as leverage for me to get a therapist[6:12:36]   Do you think that is something a loving human being would say to somebody[6:12:39]   I love you and I don't think Jesus is evolving you in a way that you could be[6:12:45]   That's fine to say that yes[6:12:46]   It comes it's coming from a place of life[6:12:48]   I want you to be the best person that you could possibly be[6:12:50]   If what I've examined and witnessed in your behavior[6:12:54]   I don't think the prayer is doing enough[6:12:56]   I think actual conversation with a medical professional will help you learn and discover[6:13:01]   a lot more about yourself that may open up a bit more wavelengths in your brain[6:13:07]   Become the person that you want to become[6:13:08]   Got you[6:13:09]   Very good very good[6:13:10]   All right what's our next code here[6:13:12]   Um they fight like this for hours so if you're interested you should watch the whole thing[6:13:16]   But uh oh yeah go to 28 30 this is 28 30[6:13:20]   Okay let's check this out 20 and we were basically there[6:13:23]   Oh yeah just keep playing from here[6:13:24]   Okay here we go[6:13:26]   Now here's my other question[6:13:27]   Did anyone here in this room at all realistically know I was going through something[6:13:33]   Mike[6:13:34]   I did when I the two years I had the hardest years of my life[6:13:37]   You had two years of the hardest years of your life right behind my nose[6:13:41]   I know it's like well how come you were talking about how awesome everything was[6:13:44]   I know you said everything's great you love everybody[6:13:47]   You weren't having a good time in Bubba town[6:13:49]   So we were right about Bubba town[6:13:52]   Okay so Logan didn't know I know[6:13:56]   Who else did it know?[6:13:58]   Mike[6:13:59]   The two years I had the hardest years of my life was this past two years[6:14:02]   Did anybody here know this?[6:14:04]   If you didn't tell anyone how would we know that?[6:14:07]   Well one I call every one of you guys and check in on you[6:14:11]   No one checked in on me[6:14:13]   Mike you checked in on me the first time I called yes I'm going through things[6:14:16]   And I will admit Mike consistently checked in on me afterwards[6:14:19]   Wow[6:14:19]   The only person that was there wasn't family wasn't friends wasn't co-workers[6:14:23]   It was my Jesus Christ[6:14:24]   And my Jesus Christ was there[6:14:27]   I need to know what he did how did he fix you[6:14:29]   He's the one not even your girl Belle[6:14:31]   Belle didn't know[6:14:33]   Are you[6:14:34]   There's some people that can't express[6:14:36]   You're asking for a babysitter you're 29[6:14:38]   No I'm not I'm just saying you can't knock something that I've gone through and helped save[6:14:42]   I'm not knocking I'm not I'm not knocking that[6:14:43]   You don't know the steps that I took and there's a lot of people[6:14:47]   I believe that the Bible would weigh more than a therapist and that's my belief[6:14:53]   I truly believe that because I believe there's a lot more wisdom in the Bible[6:14:57]   Than a human being that's that's dealing with their own drama could give me pointers on[6:15:01]   There[6:15:02]   Do I feel like it's pointless to have a therapist?[6:15:03]   Absolutely not that's why[6:15:04]   There's probably merit in that and I actually I think I agree with you[6:15:08]   Is there another thing[6:15:09]   I do I do[6:15:11]   Leaving the Bible[6:15:12]   You could go to 3750[6:15:16]   3750[6:15:17]   Or just a little peek into George's mind[6:15:20]   Oh exciting[6:15:23]   Because we're speaking about love and we I did not know we were about to talk about this[6:15:26]   I swear on everything[6:15:28]   But this morning when we were going back and forth I want to read what what we were talking about[6:15:31]   And I said I said I would do anything I'll dodge in the matrix and I go anything[6:15:37]   Basically, I said I'll do anything for you to see God I would love that[6:15:40]   I would love for you to see God when we're going back and forth on it[6:15:44]   And I basically talk about how I would get rid of everything that I love for you to see God[6:15:50]   Oh my god[6:15:50]   And you said would you even get rid of Belle and I said on a serious note[6:15:55]   Sorry if if God came to me and said the only way that Logan would ever see me[6:16:00]   Is if you suffer a life of loneliness[6:16:04]   I said I would take it[6:16:06]   And you said[6:16:08]   You don't have to do it[6:16:10]   Do it do it[6:16:12]   It'll work[6:16:13]   Try it[6:16:14]   The only problem is you're not gonna know if it worked until you reach the last day of your life[6:16:18]   I'm telling you this is what's happening with these people[6:16:20]   And get this every single commenter and every person on twitter is on George's side[6:16:25]   And thinks Logan is crazy[6:16:26]   Of course you're gonna hear a lot of that[6:16:27]   Jules I don't know what you're laughing at[6:16:29]   You're getting demolished already in the comments for this[6:16:31]   Said wow that is love[6:16:33]   And it was the first time I screenshotted that[6:16:35]   Because it was the first time me and you met common ground with love[6:16:38]   What do you mean I love you George[6:16:39]   Just because I don't believe in what you believe in doesn't mean I love I don't love you[6:16:42]   I get it but you do you do like this shit where if you don't agree with it[6:16:46]   Like we'll be talking about something over here and they'll be like nah because you hate gays[6:16:49]   And I'm like what the fuck[6:16:51]   Very nice very nice[6:16:51]   Is there any more[6:16:52]   The last part uh go to 41 20[6:16:55]   41 20 okay what's gonna happen here[6:16:59]   We'll see[6:17:00]   Yeah[6:17:01]   41 20 here it comes[6:17:02]   George is a Christian and there's one thing all Christians seem to have in common lately[6:17:07]   Let's see[6:17:08]   No one's gonna take you for real[6:17:11]   Hey hey by the way when you when I texted Levin[6:17:14]   So this is where things get fucked up[6:17:17]   Jeff Levin[6:17:17]   Yeah Jeff Levin yeah[6:17:19]   So I sent him I texted him I said yo you[6:17:21]   Oh he texted me he said yo George[6:17:23]   Okay so Jeff is their manager[6:17:27]   Logan's manager he runs the impulsive podcast he's Jewish[6:17:31]   Remember Jeff the Jewish guy we always show you the manager of the Jewish guy[6:17:35]   I don't oh my god this is scary so Mike's even bringing this up[6:17:38]   Listen to this[6:17:40]   So I sent him I texted him I said yo oh he texted me he said yo is George serious right now[6:17:45]   About what[6:17:46]   Group chat[6:17:46]   When you guys were like going at it calling each other names and shit and I said yeah bro[6:17:51]   And he said last week George said to me[6:17:57]   Jeff you're evil Kanye was right about you[6:18:00]   And he said and he said no listen and he said and this is a really interesting point[6:18:07]   Oh my god no it's not we were all roasting each other and I said you know what[6:18:11]   Kanye West was right about you[6:18:14]   When I roast you it's just a roast no no no no no no[6:18:17]   Because then you guys need to know about time and place[6:18:19]   Because if we're sitting down having an act[6:18:21]   So George hates Jews[6:18:23]   Why is it being Jewish an insult to you Nick[6:18:26]   This make me mad[6:18:32]   Rise[6:18:38]   I'm really hungry[6:18:39]   I'm gonna eat him from bottom to top[6:18:44]   He's really freaky[6:18:45]   Cut to the close-up show him this guy's face[6:18:49]   I'm going to get eaten by you[6:18:54]   Is this sacrilegious[6:19:05]   That's a lot of Santa[6:19:09]   I always eat my Santas from the bottom because I saved the head for last[6:19:20]   Look at that[6:19:21]   The defamation of Santa only on Red Bar[6:19:28]   No no no no don't put it down there[6:19:29]   Oh it's the dog[6:19:33]   Hold the dog[6:19:35]   We'll be right back we're gonna cut to Frank we'll see you in a sec[6:19:49]   I give you pictures and cards on non-holidays[6:20:16]   And it wasn't because I was bored[6:20:19]   I followed you from room to room with no attention[6:20:26]   And it wasn't because I was bored[6:20:31]   It was because I was loving you so much[6:20:36]   It's the only reason I gave my time to you[6:20:41]   And that's it there's a kick and you give it up[6:20:45]   Because you know you won't like it[6:20:47]   When there's nothing to do[6:20:51]   Check out that rack of his[6:20:53]   Look at that roll of guitar necks[6:20:56]   Lined up like ego fillies[6:20:59]   Outstretched like legs of rock heads[6:21:01]   They don't know what they are in for and they don't care[6:21:04]   But I, I thought you would wail on me like you wail on them[6:21:09]   But it was just a coochie coo coo[6:21:12]   And meanwhile I'm loving you so much[6:21:17]   It's the only reason I gave my time to you[6:21:22]   And that's it there's a kick and you give it up[6:21:25]   Because you know you won't like it[6:21:27]   When there's nothing to do[6:21:41]   Check out that rack of guitar necks[6:21:52]   Meanwhile I'm loving you so much[6:21:57]   It's the only reason that I gave my time to you[6:22:02]   And that's it there's a kick and you give it up[6:22:05]   Because you know you won't like it[6:22:08]   When there's nothing to do[6:22:11]   I've been used so many times[6:22:19]   I've learned to use myself in kind[6:22:22]   I try to drum, I try to write[6:22:27]   I can't do other words[6:22:30]   Oh well that's fine[6:22:34]   I guess[6:22:35]   You know that my heart is for you and my love[6:22:42]   I find my heart to be worth it[6:22:46]   I find my heart to be worth it[6:22:56]   When the heart is for you and my love[6:23:00]   I try to drum, I try to write[6:23:05]   I find my heart to be worth it[6:23:11]   I find my heart to be worth it[6:23:25]   Thanks for listening everybody[6:23:26]   We hope you had a joyous side today[6:23:35]   We'll see you in the next one[6:24:05]   Pint of booze[6:24:08]   Tell me are you a bad fish too[6:24:11]   Are you a bad fish too[6:24:13]   But ain't got no money to spend[6:24:19]   I hope this night will never end[6:24:25]   Lord knows I'm weak[6:24:28]   Won't somebody get me off of this reef[6:24:35]   Baby you're a big blue whale[6:24:40]   Gathering all drunk diving film[6:24:45]   I swim, I wish I never learned[6:24:50]   The waters too polluted with germs[6:24:56]   Dive deep when it's ten feet overhead[6:25:01]   Grab the reef underneath my bed[6:25:05]   Ain't got no corals we've got[6:25:10]   Ain't got no time to go[6:25:15]   Lord knows I'm weak[6:25:18]   Won't somebody get me off of this reef[6:25:34]   Ain't got no time to go[6:25:58]   Ain't got no corals we've got[6:26:04]   Ain't got no time to go[6:26:10]   Lord knows I'm weak[6:26:12]   Won't somebody get me off of this reef[6:26:34]   Thanks for watching![6:27:04]   Thank you for watching!