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episode: RED BAR RADIO S20 E07

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[0:00:00]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:30]   ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:54]   And now you're under my control![0:00:56]   ["Mike Makes Your Day"][0:01:01]   ["Mike Makes Your Day"][0:01:25]   Hooray, hey! Hooray, hey![0:01:28]   That's what I used to think gay people said when I was a kid.[0:01:31]   Hooray, hey![0:01:33]   Hey, Jules, how are you?[0:01:34]   What's up, Jules in the house? What's up, what's up?[0:01:37]   Jules in the house.[0:01:39]   This is going to be a very difficult podcast to do.[0:01:42]   Welcome to...[0:01:43]   Did you guys see Better Call Saul?[0:01:44]   Oh, God, the Better Call Saul.[0:01:46]   You're starting already. Please.[0:01:48]   Welcome to Red Bar.[0:01:49]   Hi, everybody.[0:01:50]   It's going to be a big, fun, excellent, long, long, long day.[0:01:56]   Very exciting day.[0:01:57]   We were in special hell this week.[0:02:01]   Did you ever have to watch five of these comedian specials all in a week?[0:02:07]   And they're yelling. They're starting to yell.[0:02:10]   Louder and louder.[0:02:11]   We've got Bill Burr for you today.[0:02:13]   We've got Andrew Schultz.[0:02:15]   And I'm thinking, you know, my wish,[0:02:19]   everybody's been hearing about Andrew Schultz running around the town going,[0:02:22]   yeah, the streamer didn't want me to do my boss's joke, you know,[0:02:27]   that we had to get a new streamer.[0:02:30]   I don't think there was a streamer, OK?[0:02:33]   I don't. I'm one of the people.[0:02:35]   I don't believe there is a streamer.[0:02:37]   And I don't even like this term that they're using.[0:02:40]   Right, Jules?[0:02:41]   Streamer.[0:02:42]   What even is that?[0:02:43]   Streamer.[0:02:44]   I come from a place where I'd like to believe.[0:02:49]   Listen, I can't say this is 100 percent true,[0:02:51]   but this is what I'm wishing for today.[0:02:54]   That Andrew Schultz has been lying about having his special on Amazon[0:03:01]   or Hulu or YouTube or Netflix.[0:03:05]   I don't think there was any streamer involved.[0:03:08]   I think that he knew what he was doing.[0:03:10]   He came up with this streamer story to make it sound exciting[0:03:14]   and to make it sound like he didn't fall down.[0:03:16]   You know, you don't want to go down a level.[0:03:19]   Right.[0:03:20]   And that's what he kind of did.[0:03:22]   You can't be on Netflix.[0:03:24]   I mean, you know who else tried this slippery move?[0:03:28]   Townie Hinchcliffe.[0:03:29]   Oh, yes.[0:03:31]   Remember, he had one shot on Netflix.[0:03:33]   It was terrible.[0:03:34]   They kind of kicked it off.[0:03:35]   And then he kind of pretended that he didn't really want anything to do with.[0:03:38]   Oh, please.[0:03:39]   Why wouldn't you want to be on Netflix?[0:03:42]   It's where Stranger Things is.[0:03:44]   So we're going to get into that today.[0:03:46]   And I've got some of these little Andrew Schultz moments.[0:03:50]   I do think he's little he's lying a little bit.[0:03:53]   And I think that Akash lets him lie.[0:03:57]   I think Akash is offside of that stage.[0:03:59]   I wish during his special we could have seen Akash of the side of the stage mouthing Andrew.[0:04:05]   You know, pumping Andrew up from the side of the show.[0:04:07]   That would have been a nice cutaway.[0:04:09]   So we've got that today.[0:04:11]   That's going to be very exciting.[0:04:13]   Bill Burr's special was awful.[0:04:16]   These are really tough to watch.[0:04:18]   We're going to try to show you little, little clips from every little thing that we watched this week so you guys could get up to speed.[0:04:24]   I also I wanted to share my YouTube subscriptions with everyone so they could watch only what we watch at the exact same time.[0:04:32]   So that's why when it comes to Showtime, we all know what we're talking about.[0:04:36]   But I took a look at that.[0:04:38]   We got like 300 subs, so maybe each show I'll show you 10 subscriptions.[0:04:44]   And why?[0:04:46]   OK.[0:04:47]   And I got a little bit of Kleinburn going on today.[0:04:51]   Just a tiny bit.[0:04:53]   You see how many chocolate covered peanuts I ate right before a bet?[0:04:56]   Did you see that?[0:04:57]   Just the gas station brand.[0:04:59]   No name.[0:05:00]   Circle K.[0:05:01]   Mmm.[0:05:03]   And I ate him.[0:05:04]   It was an endless bag.[0:05:05]   It was one of those bags where I go, oh, this isn't like a snack bag.[0:05:08]   This is a family pantry style bag.[0:05:12]   Those give you heartburn? Why?[0:05:13]   They gave me heartburn, yeah.[0:05:15]   But it's going to be OK.[0:05:16]   We're going to have our first drink.[0:05:18]   We're going to do a rise.[0:05:19]   All the same old stuff that you love.[0:05:22]   And then we'll do some promotions, some songs.[0:05:26]   It's going to be a great day.[0:05:27]   Should we do our first rise here today?[0:05:30]   That's where the TV rises.[0:05:32]   It's a lot of fun.[0:05:33]   People like it.[0:05:34]   People love the rise.[0:05:35]   So let's do the rise real quick.[0:05:37]   And we'll get started on our big show today.[0:05:39]   Here we go.[0:05:41]   Rise.[0:05:42]   Oh, yeah, that's me.[0:05:49]   Kaya TV.[0:05:52]   Kaya heads.[0:05:59]   The big show.[0:06:06]   Right there, there.[0:06:07]   That's nice.[0:06:09]   It's kind of like you can really watch these other show.[0:06:12]   These other shows are kind of just like twitch chats now compared to this red bar.[0:06:16]   Isn't that so?[0:06:18]   All right.[0:06:19]   Let's have a drink here.[0:06:20]   I got a new song, three new songs today, maybe four.[0:06:24]   None of them are too good, but they're great.[0:06:27]   They're good enough.[0:06:28]   So this first one was sent in.[0:06:30]   I don't know if we have any names.[0:06:32]   What is this guy from?[0:06:33]   Mike from Red, but that's me.[0:06:35]   RBR.[0:06:36]   Oh, I just screwed up the whole damn tape, I think.[0:06:39]   OK, this is our first song.[0:06:40]   We'll have a drink together.[0:06:42]   Let's pace ourselves up the same time.[0:06:44]   Let's do all this stuff together and we'll have an exciting.[0:06:48]   It's an event.[0:06:49]   You know, just imagine we're all on the same pontoon boat together today.[0:06:53]   I'm very happy.[0:06:55]   Very happy.[0:06:56]   Here we go.[0:06:57]   Here's his new song.[0:06:58]   Sent in by Elizabeth.[0:07:01]   Welcome to Red bar.[0:07:04]   Try to watch this.[0:07:07]   Harpers down.[0:07:09]   Oceany.[0:07:11]   Oceany.[0:07:12]   No one up with me.[0:07:18]   Pretty good song.[0:07:23]   Pretty good song.[0:07:43]   Do you think it's a real black guy or a Mexican or a white person that made this?[0:07:47]   I get a lot of black guys making songs for us lately.[0:07:51]   Half black.[0:07:52]   Tap watch.[0:07:53]   Welcome.[0:07:56]   It restarted.[0:07:57]   That's the end of his song.[0:07:58]   So his song just kind of ends like that.[0:08:00]   It's like a little clip.[0:08:01]   It's like a teaser.[0:08:04]   Did you send the email to tell people to show us why?[0:08:07]   Yes, I did.[0:08:08]   Last week you forgot and everyone was mad.[0:08:10]   OK, Jesus.[0:08:12]   I was going to lie about that and say that they didn't check their junk.[0:08:17]   I'm so sorry.[0:08:19]   Oh, my God.[0:08:20]   Did you already lie to someone?[0:08:22]   Just shut up and back off your microphone.[0:08:24]   You're too bassy and just shut up.[0:08:28]   You know, I got 100 people.[0:08:29]   I didn't get the email.[0:08:30]   What the fuck?[0:08:31]   The email is a bonus.[0:08:33]   Nice thing that I may or may not remember to fucking do.[0:08:37]   You don't just get an email because you signed up for scars.[0:08:41]   That's a luxury thing.[0:08:42]   That's a bonus.[0:08:43]   When you said sign up for this email to get show notifications, you just meant for the first one.[0:08:48]   20 years of my life, I've never sent out a stupid mail chimp for 20 years.[0:08:54]   And then I started doing that.[0:08:56]   And after the first week, I completely forgot it was part of our process.[0:09:01]   And they flipped out.[0:09:02]   I didn't get an email.[0:09:07]   The email is like a backup plan for the two other places you have to check.[0:09:12]   It's not meant to be easy.[0:09:14]   OK, let's put out a song.[0:09:15]   Let's have a drink.[0:09:16]   This one's called Scars Behind Bars.[0:09:18]   We've got three Anthony Cumiya songs to play today.[0:09:21]   Shit.[0:09:22]   Let's try this first drink again.[0:09:23]   I apologize for the email.[0:09:26]   And check your junk.[0:09:29]   It's probably there.[0:09:30]   It could even be there.[0:09:31]   Maybe it just went to junk.[0:09:32]   It went to everyone's junk.[0:09:34]   This is called Scars Behind Bars.[0:09:36]   It's by Redman.[0:09:38]   I like that.[0:09:39]   Redman.[0:09:40]   Here we go.[0:09:41]   Oh, this was good, right?[0:09:43]   It's sure to cover.[0:09:45]   I guess this was one of Cumiya's favorite songs, so they wanted to ruin it for him.[0:09:50]   Here we go.[0:09:51]   Let's have our first drink.[0:09:52]   Welcome to Redbar.[0:09:53]   Oh, it hurts.[0:09:54]   I wanted to be with you all.[0:10:05]   Ooh, not so bad.[0:10:16]   Custom parody lyrics.[0:10:21]   Listen.[0:10:24]   Morning radio.[0:10:28]   It sounds just like him.[0:10:29]   Isn't that funny?[0:10:30]   One more.[0:10:39]   Some motion out here.[0:10:48]   Talking about the 13-year-old girls.[0:10:51]   A lot of people talking about them.[0:10:54]   Redbar.[0:11:01]   Welcome to Redbars here.[0:11:12]   Ooh, I feel like Ethan Klein.[0:11:16]   Mike and Jules, the new Ethan and Hila.[0:11:22]   That's a good one.[0:11:23]   I want to hear the rest of the lyrics.[0:11:24]   Very, very funny.[0:11:26]   You know, I really feel like Ethan Klein does have a, what do they call that, a scat fetish.[0:11:32]   I have a clip about that today.[0:11:34]   It's scatological, fellas.[0:11:36]   I really do.[0:11:37]   If you've been following Ethan and Hila.[0:11:40]   Ooh, Hila Klein.[0:11:42]   Ooh.[0:11:43]   Wait till you hear her.[0:11:44]   She's been very abusive to her staff.[0:11:47]   I love this.[0:11:48]   They really got defensive too.[0:11:50]   I guess there was a bunch of anonymous reviews written about Hila Klein this week saying she's an abusive boss.[0:11:59]   She's terrible.[0:12:00]   It's hell working for her.[0:12:02]   It's like Lord of the Flies.[0:12:03]   And this really, you know what I really loved about this?[0:12:06]   Whether these reviews are fake or not, this got to them.[0:12:10]   This is where they draw the line.[0:12:12]   They think like Teddy Fresh is, oh, we must all respect Teddy Fresh.[0:12:16]   It's a serious business.[0:12:17]   Uh-uh.[0:12:18]   And I do believe these bad reviews because have you seen the H3 podcast?[0:12:24]   Why all of a sudden would Ethan and Hila be able to do something nice and have a great, you know, again, you've seen the show.[0:12:32]   The show is in shambles.[0:12:34]   They can't do the show without it all falling apart and looking like hell.[0:12:38]   So I'm sure the Teddy Fresh facilities aren't as nice as Hila claims, but they really, ooh, did they really take defense to that?[0:12:48]   That's what really caught my interest.[0:12:51]   I messaged Keemstar right away and I said, this is where you got to get them.[0:12:55]   Just keep pumping in the fake reviews.[0:12:59]   Just keep doing what you're already doing.[0:13:01]   Please make them scare.[0:13:03]   Listen, I'm sure the reviews could be fake.[0:13:07]   And we'll get into that in a second.[0:13:09]   But, um, Ethan and Hila even admitted a few of them could be real.[0:13:14]   Remember that?[0:13:15]   We'll show you all that stuff.[0:13:17]   And, uh, but I wanted to talk about Ethan's scat thing.[0:13:19]   Yeah, I'm waking up Klein on the mind.[0:13:22]   He's everywhere.[0:13:24]   And I truly believe this is something I didn't want to believe.[0:13:28]   This is like when people go, oh, Tony Hinchcliffe's gay.[0:13:31]   It's like, sure, sure, sure.[0:13:33]   He's gay, but there's probably a better story there.[0:13:36]   I'm going to skip on.[0:13:37]   That one's a silly one.[0:13:40]   And when rumors started going around about Ethan Klein being into eating feces.[0:13:47]   You know, it sounds ridiculous, right?[0:13:49]   It sounds like Anthony Kumi.[0:13:50]   Oh, Anthony Kumi is into little kids or he's into shoe lighting.[0:13:54]   Sometimes those things sound too easy to be real, but that maybe they turn out to be kind of real.[0:14:01]   Here's all I know.[0:14:03]   Some people have a fetish for their own crap, right?[0:14:07]   Jules, that's a true thing, right?[0:14:09]   It's not just made up.[0:14:11]   Some people have scat fetishes.[0:14:13]   Why can't it be?[0:14:15]   Ethan declined.[0:14:16]   We all know two guys, two cigars.[0:14:19]   Ooh, two guys, two cigars, two girls.[0:14:23]   So Ethan has been, um, over the last two years, it's been getting very shitty.[0:14:29]   He was even, this is really true.[0:14:31]   He had to go to the hospital.[0:14:33]   He was rushed.[0:14:34]   He had all these, um, infections, fecal infections that he was getting.[0:14:40]   And they said it was from playing in his own crap, that he was touching his crap, not washing his hands, getting crap.[0:14:46]   Crapola on the tables and all the stuff at work.[0:14:50]   Remember he was in the hospital for a good week or so.[0:14:53]   He was all pale.[0:14:55]   He was all bloated.[0:14:56]   And it did had, they had to test his feces and stuff like that.[0:15:00]   And it's been adding up.[0:15:02]   We've got a few clips here today about his, um, you want to drag that to the top for me?[0:15:07]   Yes.[0:15:08]   We'll start right there. I can't wait.[0:15:09]   Um, again, it's, it sounds like a gag, but I truly believe the guy is starting to dabble in dude.[0:15:17]   Um, and Hela just stands by and watches it.[0:15:22]   We're waiting for that.[0:15:23]   Hey wait, I actually think I have a video of what you were talking about about Ethan's childhood.[0:15:27]   Yeah.[0:15:28]   Throw it all up to the top there.[0:15:29]   I'll, uh, I'll bring it to our glorious screen and we'll get started, but I'm still waiting here.[0:15:35]   Unless I'm looking in the wrong spot.[0:15:36]   Oh, it's at the very top.[0:15:37]   There we go.[0:15:38]   Just updated.[0:15:39]   Okay.[0:15:40]   Ethan wants to eat shit.[0:15:42]   Does he have a shit fetish?[0:15:44]   He wants to eat it.[0:15:45]   We've been talking about this for a minute.[0:15:47]   Okay.[0:15:48]   Uh, oh, this is where things got disturbing.[0:15:51]   He's, he's doing what he does best.[0:15:54]   And this is where he, uh, whenever something's happening in culture,[0:16:01]   Ethan likes to get his grubby little hands on it and claim it as his, whether it's a new phrase, you know,[0:16:08]   let's go is now Ethan's.[0:16:10]   That's what they say on the show.[0:16:11]   Let's go.[0:16:13]   Let's go.[0:16:14]   And they laugh every time.[0:16:16]   Every time.[0:16:17]   Every time this guy, Dan will go, let's go.[0:16:22]   Isn't this so still funny?[0:16:24]   It's still so funny.[0:16:26]   I don't understand why that's so funny to everybody still.[0:16:30]   Um, but here, his new one is Howie Mandel.[0:16:34]   Howie Mandel started a podcast.[0:16:36]   I'm sure you've been, uh, seeing this everywhere.[0:16:40]   He's on TikTok.[0:16:41]   Howie is now messaging Ethan.[0:16:44]   Hey, Ethan, can you hook me up with your ad company?[0:16:47]   You know, that's every new podcaster.[0:16:49]   Their biggest excitement is, Ooh, who does your ads?[0:16:54]   Could I get it?[0:16:55]   Oh, yeah.[0:16:56]   Why don't you see if the show's any good first Howie, then you could get some ads.[0:17:00]   So Howie does the show with his daughter who's about 39 years old.[0:17:04]   She's got a terrible nose.[0:17:05]   And the thing about Howie is, and I didn't know this.[0:17:09]   People kind of treat Howie as if he's like a nice guy who's kind of wise and maybe like he knows what he's talking about.[0:17:18]   I don't know where people got this.[0:17:20]   Why does Ethan think that?[0:17:22]   Well, everyone thinks that.[0:17:24]   Here's the thing.[0:17:25]   I don't know where people got this idea that Howie Mandel is like a nice guy.[0:17:30]   Everything that I've seen with him thus far, and he's really infiltrated the podcast world.[0:17:35]   This is what he wants to do now.[0:17:37]   He's made up his mind.[0:17:39]   This is his decision.[0:17:41]   He's an asshole.[0:17:43]   He's kind of one of those guys where the only way I could really describe it is he's been in Hollywood too long.[0:17:49]   That sounds kind of hack, right?[0:17:50]   To say.[0:17:51]   But this is true.[0:17:52]   And you could tell when you know, he's been in Hollywood too long.[0:17:54]   Like Pauly Shore.[0:17:56]   Steve Oh.[0:17:58]   No.[0:17:59]   Bill Maher.[0:18:01]   Hollywood too long.[0:18:02]   Who is the other guy?[0:18:03]   It's definitely Howie Mandel.[0:18:05]   It's just these little things.[0:18:06]   The way they treat each other.[0:18:07]   The way they grow bored when someone else is talking to them.[0:18:12]   The way they grow impatient when you could tell someone else is talking and they're just waiting to say their thing.[0:18:20]   And Howie Mandel has been doing his podcast.[0:18:22]   Ethan was on his podcast.[0:18:24]   And just like everything else that Ethan takes.[0:18:28]   For some reason he sees that Howie is, you know, making some waves right now.[0:18:33]   So maybe Ethan Klein needs to be all up involved in Howie.[0:18:37]   You notice how he does this?[0:18:39]   Everything that kind of starts taking off.[0:18:41]   He wants to make sure he's fully involved.[0:18:44]   Even the Bobby Lee, Kalila thing is involving himself.[0:18:48]   He's pushing himself into the incident.[0:18:53]   Something completely disturbing happened on TikTok.[0:18:57]   Howie's been TikToking.[0:18:59]   This is not an app I use.[0:19:00]   I still don't go on TikTok.[0:19:03]   I watch BFFs.[0:19:05]   Jules.[0:19:06]   I watch BFFs.[0:19:07]   So I know everything that's happening on TikTok.[0:19:10]   You don't need to be on the app like Christina P.[0:19:14]   You can hear everything you need to know from Dave.[0:19:17]   TikTok is either for the people of that age.[0:19:19]   Listen, it is.[0:19:20]   I've gone over this.[0:19:22]   TikTok is either for the people of that age or it's for scared adults like Whitney Cummings, Tom Segura, and Christina P.[0:19:32]   They're worried because they've seen this happen so many times in the past.[0:19:37]   They hear the chatter, oh, you're going to be a boomer.[0:19:39]   You don't want to turn into Bill Burr who doesn't know that the iWatch is a thing.[0:19:46]   So they worry.[0:19:48]   They get scared that if they're not on TikTok, if they're not doing all that, that they're going to fall behind or the people aren't going to know about them.[0:19:57]   I find that to be not true.[0:19:59]   Just watch BFFs.[0:20:01]   It's all you really need to know.[0:20:02]   Watch Adam McIntyre.[0:20:04]   Is that his name?[0:20:05]   Yes.[0:20:06]   Give me Adam McIntyre.[0:20:07]   I want to show people.[0:20:08]   Give me Adam McIntyre going to VidCon.[0:20:11]   Did you guys see me at VidCon?[0:20:13]   I had a booth at VidCon.[0:20:14]   No one showed up.[0:20:15]   Sitting there all day alone.[0:20:17]   You know who showed up?[0:20:18]   The only person to show up at VidCon to see me was Eugenia Cooney.[0:20:24]   Huge fan of me.[0:20:25]   You know Eugenia Cooney?[0:20:27]   Bone boy.[0:20:29]   You ever met her?[0:20:31]   She's got two bones-ish arms.[0:20:34]   She's the anorexic girl from YouTube that everybody thinks is nice now.[0:20:41]   Why is she nice?[0:20:43]   I don't really know anything about her because every time I make a video about her, you scream to get it off the screen.[0:20:48]   Yeah, that's a little too freaky for me.[0:20:52]   You know who I think likes Eugenia Cooney?[0:20:55]   Anthony Cooney.[0:20:57]   That's like his type of chick.[0:20:59]   Remember we had that chick Dana?[0:21:01]   She stripped when I filled in for Gavin.[0:21:03]   Very similar to Dana.[0:21:04]   Very similar.[0:21:05]   Dana had some meat on her bones compared to Eugenia Cooney.[0:21:08]   I'm sitting there.[0:21:09]   Eugenia Cooney and her mom come up to me at VidCon.[0:21:12]   By the way, literally not one fan showed up and they were very rude to me and just BS.[0:21:22]   A bunch of BS.[0:21:23]   So let me show you this.[0:21:25]   This is Adam McIntyre.[0:21:27]   Why did I bring him up, Jules?[0:21:29]   There was a reason.[0:21:30]   You were talking about TikTok or something?[0:21:32]   Oh yeah.[0:21:33]   You don't need to be on TikTok.[0:21:35]   Don't worry.[0:21:36]   Don't make them think you're not on TikTok.[0:21:39]   You're not on TikTok.[0:21:40]   You're going to be a boomer.[0:21:41]   You're going to be out of it.[0:21:43]   You really only have to watch BFFs and this new guy that I'm going to show you right now.[0:21:47]   His name is Adam.[0:21:48]   Am I saying this right?[0:21:49]   McIntyre?[0:21:50]   I think so.[0:21:51]   Wait till you see Adam.[0:21:52]   No.[0:21:53]   Wait till you see Adam.[0:21:54]   And no, we're not making fun of him.[0:21:56]   I'll let you know if we're making fun of somebody.[0:21:59]   No, I'd like to adopt him as my son.[0:22:01]   There's a lot of guys out here who probably think that I'm making fun of Robin Tran.[0:22:05]   That I'm making fun of Adam McIntyre.[0:22:08]   These are the best guys.[0:22:09]   That I'm doing some sort of sneaky deaky type thing.[0:22:13]   This is Adam McIntyre.[0:22:14]   He went to VidCon so that you don't have to.[0:22:18]   And we're going to show you just a little bit of what happened there while we welcome[0:22:23]   ourselves to the new day.[0:22:25]   There he is.[0:22:26]   He's gay.[0:22:27]   You're going to have to get past that.[0:22:29]   A lot of our, for those of you who don't know, if you're an Adam McIntyre fan, our audience[0:22:32]   is very anti-gay.[0:22:35]   They can't believe it still.[0:22:38]   We're trying with them.[0:22:39]   We tried.[0:22:40]   We told them gay people are, they're human.[0:22:43]   They said, no, no, no, no.[0:22:45]   So this is a gay guy.[0:22:46]   You're going to have to get over that.[0:22:47]   But maybe this will help you.[0:22:50]   He's very young.[0:22:51]   Okay.[0:22:52]   Don't worry about that.[0:22:53]   He's not a kid.[0:22:54]   He's, this guy's 32.[0:22:57]   But he's from Ireland or something like that.[0:22:59]   Doesn't he have like an Irish gay accent, which makes things a little nicer.[0:23:05]   That might be the key to his success.[0:23:07]   Here he is.[0:23:08]   And you guys should watch this.[0:23:10]   This is one of my subscriptions that you probably didn't know about.[0:23:13]   One of my YouTubes.[0:23:14]   You should just introduce a new subscription every day at the beginning of the show for[0:23:17]   a little warm up.[0:23:18]   Wouldn't that be a great thing to do?[0:23:19]   A new subscription introduced at the beginning of the show.[0:23:22]   And today's is Adam McIntyre.[0:23:25]   Here.[0:23:26]   Come on, Adam.[0:23:28]   Hi Muckers and welcome back to my YouTube channel.[0:23:30]   Okay.[0:23:31]   So today I am currently at VidCon.[0:23:35]   Commotion going on.[0:23:36]   First of all, I'll show like a look of where we currently are.[0:23:39]   So you can see that we are actually at VidCon right now.[0:23:42]   And now the thing is, I have dreamed about coming to VidCon for basically my entire life[0:23:49]   because I've been doing YouTube and as a creator for, you'll see, you'll see.[0:23:54]   This is day two basically.[0:23:56]   And I want to give an honest reaction and an honest going through VidCon because for[0:24:03]   the people out there that have maybe always wanted to go to it or see something about[0:24:06]   it, that was me.[0:24:08]   And it's a lot different than what I expected it to be.[0:24:12]   And I don't mean to be complaining.[0:24:14]   I don't mean to be complaining, but all I'm saying is I feel like the VidCon that we see[0:24:20]   online is so not true and it is fabricated.[0:24:25]   It's, you know, adverts and stuff like that.[0:24:27]   So I'm going to show you today actually what this place is like.[0:24:31]   So keep in mind, tickets to this event, starting from the cheapest ticket is like $299.[0:24:38]   So I'm going to see today if that's worth it.[0:24:42]   So what we're going to initially do is go into the main hall and I'm going to show you[0:24:47]   what there is to do.[0:24:48]   So currently the Minecraft YouTubers like TommyInnit and stuff who live in my apartment[0:24:53]   building are all doing a talk right now.[0:24:56]   So that's like the main thing.[0:24:57]   He has not gotten sassy yet.[0:25:00]   Okay.[0:25:01]   But he will.[0:25:02]   And you're going to see there are a lot of similarities between me and this little guy.[0:25:06]   And then I'm starting to think a lot of the people that I'm starting to really like on[0:25:11]   TV are G-A-Y.[0:25:14]   Uh oh.[0:25:16]   Secrets.[0:25:17]   Secrets.[0:25:18]   No, you'll see he's flamboyant.[0:25:21]   He's fun.[0:25:23]   He's crude.[0:25:27]   You'll see he does stuff like that.[0:25:28]   Ooh, it's going to be good.[0:25:30]   He's going to VidCon so that we don't have to.[0:25:33]   Again, not really anything that I wanted to go over here.[0:25:36]   Someone said he would make a great pry or spy for Red Bar and that's why we started[0:25:40]   loving him.[0:25:41]   We want him to be our man on the street.[0:25:43]   She would be a perfect correspondent for us.[0:25:45]   So Adam, if you're out there listening.[0:25:47]   He goes out to these events so that I could stay in the safety of my own home.[0:25:51]   He goes and interviews.[0:25:52]   But you'll see you'll see why we like this guy in a second here.[0:25:56]   And I think this will be a great addition to your YouTube subscriptions, possibly.[0:26:02]   The day.[0:26:03]   So let's just not necessarily a fan of them or it's too sold out.[0:26:06]   Here's what you can do to spend the rest of your day.[0:26:08]   So we're going to see.[0:26:09]   OK, so when you walk in the main exhibition hall, this is what VidCon is.[0:26:16]   It is literally just a bunch of advertisements.[0:26:20]   So I don't know why I didn't think this through.[0:26:22]   Negative review.[0:26:25]   So finally I'm going, OK, this guy's negative.[0:26:28]   And what I like about the Zoomer negativity, the Zoomer negativity is always caveat, caveat,[0:26:34]   caveat, caveat, caveat.[0:26:37]   Isn't this horrible?[0:26:38]   But no, I love everybody, but this is really bad.[0:26:41]   That's how you got to do it now as a Zoomer.[0:26:43]   So I'm learning a lot from what you want to do.[0:26:46]   Like if you're talking about how nasty Ethan Klein is, you compliment him for about an hour and a half.[0:26:51]   Listen, I love Dan.[0:26:52]   I'm a fan of Ethan.[0:26:54]   I'm a fan of Ethan.[0:26:55]   Listen, nobody's a bigger H3 fan than me.[0:26:58]   However.[0:27:00]   However.[0:27:02]   He might be a little homophobic.[0:27:04]   And this guy's also been blaming Ethan Klein for being homophobic, even though he really wasn't.[0:27:10]   But I love that people are on his ass.[0:27:12]   So let's just, a little bit of Adam McIntyre.[0:27:15]   I'm telling you, this guy is, he's important.[0:27:19]   People are saying this is considered straight in 2022.[0:27:22]   Oh, good.[0:27:23]   Good, good.[0:27:24]   I'm glad people aren't, are able to stomach a guy like him nowadays.[0:27:27]   Now I can, I'll tell you this.[0:27:29]   When they put on makeup, it's too much for me.[0:27:32]   Like when this guy, some days he'll be in his bed and it'll be like cuddling with a big Heathcliff doll[0:27:38]   with a little bit of lipstick on.[0:27:40]   Garfield.[0:27:41]   Okay.[0:27:42]   And there's something about, I don't want to see the gay YouTuber with his short shorts and his little pale legs all cuddled up in his bed.[0:27:51]   I really think YouTube should ban bedroom casts.[0:27:54]   It's gross.[0:27:55]   I don't want to be in a kid's room.[0:27:57]   That's why we got to get him out on the street here doing work for us.[0:28:00]   It does make me feel uncomfortable to watch him rolling around in his bed and then you see a little too much Dasha thigh poke out.[0:28:07]   He's got the same damn thighs as Dasha.[0:28:09]   You watch it though.[0:28:10]   From Red Scare.[0:28:11]   Hey, why did I go like this?[0:28:13]   You can watch a kid in his room if you go like this.[0:28:16]   Open when he's on the bed, close when he's talking.[0:28:19]   Like that.[0:28:20]   All right.[0:28:21]   Let's just see some of his witticisms.[0:28:23]   He's funny.[0:28:24]   But when you see videos and pictures of VidCon, you automatically are like, wow, there's this company, there's this company.[0:28:29]   But whenever you're actually here, there's nothing to do.[0:28:33]   Nothing to do.[0:28:34]   There's really nothing to do other than photo opportunities or filming a TikTok, which is very much so being pushed here because this VidCon is the first one that is actually TikTok instead of YouTube.[0:28:47]   So I just want that to be known that like if mom shows around here, it's like different companies, different products and stuff like that.[0:28:58]   That's it.[0:28:59]   So I don't really know what else to do.[0:29:02]   And I'll give you a little tea later on about what I find out about the featured creator.[0:29:07]   So this was the first video we saw of him, and he's actually a lot less devious of this little opening here.[0:29:13]   We got to know him over the course of like six or seven more videos after we saw this one.[0:29:18]   Oh, you see a little creature, huh?[0:29:21]   So he's on Ethan's ass.[0:29:23]   Subscribe to this guy.[0:29:24]   It's your newest subscription on YouTube.[0:29:28]   We have this idea that we should start a network because he's pretty strict.[0:29:32]   Like he doesn't want you to be racist or homophobe.[0:29:34]   He's getting on your ass for like Zoomer woke stuff so we can have him do a show kind of of that style.[0:29:41]   Cut to me.[0:29:42]   Here's what's interesting, though.[0:29:46]   All the Zoomer YouTubers, they think that they're supposed to be like against homophobia and racism and all that, but they're really not against that stuff.[0:29:55]   They're not even against the jokes.[0:29:56]   They're against the bad guys.[0:29:58]   And then they use that.[0:30:00]   They just want something to I really think that's what's happening with everybody.[0:30:04]   Everybody's doing red bar.[0:30:06]   That's all it is.[0:30:07]   Nobody's actually trying to cancel anybody because they're offended or because they think they're doing the wrong thing.[0:30:14]   They're doing it because they need something.[0:30:17]   So I've said it a million times.[0:30:20]   This kid can't go on TV.[0:30:21]   Everybody.[0:30:22]   The big thing everybody hates is being mean.[0:30:26]   You've got to be kind.[0:30:27]   You've got to be nice.[0:30:28]   That's what they think.[0:30:29]   But nobody's really kind of nice.[0:30:31]   Everybody kind of wants to just burn everybody else down.[0:30:35]   So when this kid sees Ethan, he can't sit there and go, wow, look at this.[0:30:39]   Look at Hila.[0:30:40]   Look at Hila's fucking ass.[0:30:42]   Listen to Hila's voice as she retarded.[0:30:45]   Look at Ethan.[0:30:47]   They don't allow you to or they they think they're not allowed to do it.[0:30:51]   You actually are allowed to do that if you do enough caveats at the beginning or if you pick a guy who's bad enough.[0:31:00]   But this is really all they're doing.[0:31:01]   You know, we're watching all these guys.[0:31:03]   They're doing the same stuff.[0:31:04]   They're going after the same guys.[0:31:07]   They just try to camouflage it in a way where it makes them look like they're doing the right thing and not just doing it because they hate someone.[0:31:14]   But really, all it is, is they hate the guy.[0:31:17]   OK, they can't stand him, but they got to play fair in the eyes of the public square.[0:31:23]   So they, oh my God, did you see what he was homophobic?[0:31:27]   Did you see what he was?[0:31:28]   Just like we would do to Kumiya, we're trying to bust him.[0:31:33]   It doesn't really offend us, but we know it offends someone else.[0:31:37]   So we're trying to get him caught up and in trouble with the other people who would get offended.[0:31:42]   Turns out that's what most of these people are doing, too.[0:31:46]   They really don't care.[0:31:47]   And they truly embellish like this gay kid and another creepy fucking gay guy.[0:31:53]   We're both completely convinced that Ethan Klein is homophobic and he's bad.[0:31:59]   Who else do they think?[0:32:00]   They thought that the guys from Ace Fest were homophobic because they threw out a gay journalist.[0:32:07]   They know that these people aren't homophobic.[0:32:10]   They know that that's not going on, but they use it against them.[0:32:14]   And it's very fun.[0:32:15]   And we should welcome it.[0:32:16]   And you know what?[0:32:17]   I know that's what Vic Berger's doing as well, but it gets confusing.[0:32:22]   It looks like, you know, because when you see like a woman do it on Twitter, you think she's dead serious.[0:32:27]   And maybe she is.[0:32:29]   But I'm telling you at the end of the day, what it is, is it's people like us doing a red bar,[0:32:36]   but they're just a little too scared to go, pray for his downfall.[0:32:40]   Let's just laugh at him and fail.[0:32:42]   They don't want to say that because it's not cool, bro.[0:32:46]   But we need a guy on our network like Adam, who's that kind of Gen Z kid.[0:32:51]   Yeah, we want to build a network.[0:32:53]   We want to have Adam as one of our guys.[0:32:56]   And then you could have like a guy like Sven, who's the complete opposite, who thinks gay people are.[0:33:01]   He still brings up gay people as if they're like a new discussory.[0:33:05]   But this guy's always calling people out for like being pedophiles in Hollywood and the other side.[0:33:11]   I'm not kidding. Sven will send me a photo of two guys walking next to each other.[0:33:16]   And I'll write back question mark.[0:33:18]   And he goes, dude, look, they're gay.[0:33:22]   And I'll go, oh, isn't this fucking sick?[0:33:27]   And it's just two guys, not holding hands, two guys walking next to each other.[0:33:32]   Sven is picked up on that they're something's up.[0:33:36]   All right. Let's show you Klein.[0:33:38]   Oh, so this is yeah. This is why I brought up Howie.[0:33:40]   This is why I brought up all those guys.[0:33:43]   Howie Mandel posted a TikTok. He's on TikTok.[0:33:47]   OK, he's taking advantage. He can't put the phone down.[0:33:51]   He's like Tim Dylan every three seconds.[0:33:53]   You know, the lonely need that social media.[0:33:57]   That's my phone right there. That's what we're figuring out.[0:33:59]   We'll show you this with Bill Maher.[0:34:01]   He's back today. Bill Maher's coming up.[0:34:05]   We'll show you it's really the loneliness that drives the man to to not be able to get off his social media and to keep concocting new digital litter in time wasters to send to you.[0:34:20]   Howie Mandel did it in this kind of stuff really ticks me off, man.[0:34:26]   And it's called human bodily gore.[0:34:30]   No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.[0:34:34]   I don't like gore. You know, gore could be what Whitney Cummings is spreading her legs, laughing maniacally.[0:34:41]   And instead of her real open pussy, it's a broken sucker, a blow pop broken in half cracked.[0:34:51]   That's her idea of a big gag.[0:34:53]   To me, that's too much. The legs are wide open.[0:34:57]   We're seeing the darker parts as it gets in.[0:35:01]   There's a little five o'clock darkness that creeps up on the pussy.[0:35:06]   I only like a pussy under a certain level of lighting.[0:35:11]   This room is too bright for the pussy.[0:35:14]   I don't like when they're spreading their legs in pure daylight as Whitney Cummings with the whitest milkers you've ever seen.[0:35:23]   And then you see those dark areas around the bikini line.[0:35:29]   That to me is what we call gore. And you'll see that in the bring back group.[0:35:33]   Sorry for posting gore.[0:35:35]   And it's a picture of Lena Dunham completely in hell as she tries to pretend that she's having a blast still.[0:35:45]   Like she's stuck to the couch and she's doing that thing where the skin is kind of ripping with the corduroy.[0:35:54]   That's gore.[0:35:56]   And then the other thing that they'll do is if it's something like this, medical related gore.[0:36:02]   And Howie Mandel decided, and I really don't know the details much of this, I think we were eating Greek at the time.[0:36:09]   We were eating Greek.[0:36:10]   We literally, our Greek just got here with ten boxes of salads that we throw right out.[0:36:16]   Anyone else do that with their door dash?[0:36:19]   You have a couple bites of the salad.[0:36:21]   You get a whole other bag. I feel so bad for these people.[0:36:24]   Every fucking thing that you buy from this Greek place comes with a beautiful Greek salad.[0:36:30]   It's a whole other bag's worth of stuff.[0:36:34]   And we simply, and each of them is in its styrofoam case.[0:36:38]   I mean it's this much of food that just goes right into the garbage.[0:36:44]   And we can tell it and leave the salads off, but no.[0:36:48]   So all that food came, all that Greek came, and then Ethan Klein won't stop showing me Howie Mandel's, and I hate to even say this, I'm embarrassed to say it.[0:36:59]   Howie Mandel's TikTok of his prolapse.[0:37:05]   Yo, if I see you I'm gonna crack your jaw.[0:37:09]   I wanted this one.[0:37:12]   His prolapse, and I hate saying this word too, anus.[0:37:18]   I don't even want to say it.[0:37:20]   I had to technically say it.[0:37:21]   You can't read my mind, so I have to say prolapse anus.[0:37:27]   I don't want to say it the right way because that puts me in this, the world that I don't want to be in.[0:37:34]   And so Howie, he posts I guess, I never even saw the original photo because I can't look at that stuff.[0:37:40]   I really can't look at that stuff.[0:37:42]   I'm not joking when I say on X videos how I'm going like this throughout the whole page.[0:37:47]   We would never show, don't worry we're not animals.[0:37:49]   We would never show it because sometimes you're eating during these podcasts.[0:37:54]   Sometimes that just, you know, how many times you're listening to this bonehead gas digital network where you have to fast forward?[0:38:01]   Because they're laughing and they're continuing to play in the gore they're showing.[0:38:07]   Oh, here's Ari Shaffir's anal fissure bleeding.[0:38:12]   You ever seen something like this on a podcast?[0:38:15]   And they're dying laughing as if this type of gore is so, so, so hilarious.[0:38:20]   And I get mad, I get physically mad and now I'll yell at Jules to fast forward. I'll take it out on her.[0:38:26]   I get in trouble because of you.[0:38:28]   So when Ethan was doing this prolapse anus stuff where Howie Mandel, I guess, went on TikTok.[0:38:36]   He did that thing where he's in the corner all cut out, all blurry.[0:38:40]   And he's showing where somebody's asshole, I guess, pops out.[0:38:46]   Is that what it is, Jules? That it pops out?[0:38:49]   Yeah, I guess.[0:38:50]   Goes inside out?[0:38:51]   Never happened to me, so.[0:38:52]   It's something I can't, I don't want to, that's not comedy to me.[0:38:57]   Am I making myself clear? Do you get my drift here?[0:39:00]   To me, that's not funny at all.[0:39:03]   To me, that's stop, stop, stop.[0:39:06]   Why? Why? Do they have to keep showing it?[0:39:09]   Is it over, Jules? Jules, is it over?[0:39:12]   This is me. This is me during the movie now.[0:39:15]   Is it over? Is it over?[0:39:16]   Is it over? Because what they're doing is, oh, let's just mutilate someone's eye up close.[0:39:23]   This isn't fun.[0:39:25]   And if you're having-[0:39:26]   And you get mad, too.[0:39:27]   I get mad because-[0:39:29]   But we're sitting there and then he's going, he's screaming in pure rage.[0:39:33]   Well, because what's the point? Nobody who's, nobody's, if you like that, something's going on, right?[0:39:40]   So Ethan Klein is sitting there and he's so into this Howie prolapse anus and they're talking about it.[0:39:47]   And again, the Greek just got here and they're showing the clip over and Ethan is in heaven.[0:39:55]   He's smiling, he can't.[0:39:57]   And it's been four episodes now of the Klein's and really this topic.[0:40:03]   And if you've watched any of these episodes from this last week, you'll see I'm not lying.[0:40:08]   He doesn't stop talking about the prolapse anus as if it's so his- I don't know if he's buying time,[0:40:17]   if he just doesn't know what to say on his show so he gets nervous.[0:40:20]   Nobody can run a bit into the ground like Ethan Klein.[0:40:24]   His fans can't even look back on the bits lovingly because he makes sure before it gets let go,[0:40:30]   he's absolutely steamrolled it to the very end of anything that could possibly be found funny, repeating-[0:40:37]   And it's never funny to begin with.[0:40:39]   And you can tell when he's going to do one of these two-week benders on a bit that isn't his.[0:40:45]   And by the way, it's always something that's not his, right?[0:40:47]   It's always, oh, this is popping off on Twitter this week.[0:40:51]   Let's make that ours.[0:40:54]   And that's really constantly all those guys do.[0:40:57]   They take, take, take.[0:40:59]   They make it theirs.[0:41:00]   Ethan doesn't vape.[0:41:02]   Vape-nash.[0:41:04]   It's not even the way he talks.[0:41:06]   So he's taking that.[0:41:07]   That's his now.[0:41:08]   All gas, no brakes.[0:41:10]   Is that what that show is called with that terrible kid?[0:41:13]   Is that what it's called, Jules?[0:41:14]   I want to make sure I get that.[0:41:15]   Yeah, I don't know.[0:41:16]   They changed it to Channel 5.[0:41:17]   But was it called all gas, no brakes?[0:41:19]   Yeah.[0:41:20]   I'm getting that right with that curly, weird Al-looking freak.[0:41:23]   Why don't you ask Vic Berger what they did to that guy?[0:41:26]   I would love to.[0:41:28]   Ethan stole that kid's whole thing, too.[0:41:31]   So that kid works and builds up his stolen empire, where he goes and does Man on the[0:41:37]   Street derivative interviews.[0:41:39]   But then Ethan saw that was popping off.[0:41:41]   So now Ethan plays those in full on his show.[0:41:46]   Well, they're popular, so we'll play them on our show.[0:41:49]   So all the laughs, all the laughs you get from H3 actually come from somewhere else[0:41:54]   that he's already seen.[0:41:55]   Oh, somebody's getting laughed over here.[0:41:57]   Then that's on our show now.[0:41:58]   And you might think, oh, Mike, you watch other people's videos.[0:42:01]   Oh![0:42:02]   He's not adding or disagreeing with any of the opinions.[0:42:05]   He just plays the video and goes, that is awesome.[0:42:09]   It's unfair use.[0:42:11]   OK, so where are we here?[0:42:13]   We're going to go right into the prolapse.[0:42:14]   The prolapse don't at 114.15.[0:42:18]   We'll start there.[0:42:20]   But then you'll see what we're leaning towards here.[0:42:22]   And we truly believe it now.[0:42:24]   This could be one of those things that really is real.[0:42:28]   I think Ethan likes to play with his caca, OK?[0:42:32]   He likes to play around with his duty.[0:42:35]   Even his children, who he promised he wouldn't videotape and put on display.[0:42:40]   I mean, I don't know how many times you talked about that before those kids popped out of heels.[0:42:45]   He would say, oh, we're never showing them on TV.[0:42:47]   Oh, we're never going to show our kids.[0:42:49]   He would mock and shame other families on YouTube that would show their kids, remember?[0:42:56]   But now he can't resist.[0:42:57]   He's posting them every day and he's got to put cavies.[0:43:00]   Yeah, I know I said that we wouldn't post pictures of the kids, but he's so cute.[0:43:05]   We'll probably stop when he's older.[0:43:07]   To using your kids, using your kids for clicks.[0:43:11]   I can't wait.[0:43:12]   You know, you could come back to me really quick and then we'll show the scatological lies.[0:43:17]   I was telling Web developer Cameron Malick this the other day.[0:43:20]   This is going to be good.[0:43:21]   This is going to be really good.[0:43:23]   We should be there to play a helping hand in this, too.[0:43:27]   In about 12 years, we're going to see this is going to be the big talk of the day is going to be the lawsuits.[0:43:35]   And the disownments from all the abused kids, all the exploited kids where their parents made Instagram accounts of their entire upbringing.[0:43:45]   Or the parents were on The Bachelor once and now they need some money.[0:43:50]   So they have a vlog showing every day of their kids, like their kids rolling around, half naked in bed for everyone to see.[0:44:01]   Every single detail, but they're like medical, like everything on display.[0:44:06]   How about this one?[0:44:07]   This is a big show.[0:44:08]   I'd like to make like a serious commercial con style submitted film about this one, like a documentary about the Instagram models who start out as a hot naked Instagram model.[0:44:23]   Right. This is a big one.[0:44:24]   This one kills me.[0:44:26]   You'll have an Instagram model.[0:44:28]   And let's say she came out in 2018 on Instagram.[0:44:32]   Right.[0:44:34]   And she's been naked every day.[0:44:35]   She's showing it all.[0:44:38]   She's even gotten a boyfriend.[0:44:40]   You go over to his account.[0:44:41]   Bonus photos that she's too afraid to post.[0:44:45]   Even more photos of her doing the naughty.[0:44:49]   And then all of a sudden, this woman decides that it's 2022.[0:44:54]   Five years later, she's going to have a baby.[0:44:57]   And what's the best part about having a baby when your life is built around four posts a day on Instagram?[0:45:03]   Showing all the baby stuff.[0:45:06]   They're going to be every model goes M rat as soon as they get knocked up.[0:45:13]   They don't even fear having a baby anymore.[0:45:16]   It used to be like, oh, my God, a model getting pregnant two years into her modeling career.[0:45:21]   She nuts.[0:45:22]   Now they love it because you get three years of baby stuff to post.[0:45:26]   But here's where it all goes completely wrong for me.[0:45:30]   And this is where HBO should be.[0:45:32]   You know, instead of that.[0:45:34]   Terrible laugh.[0:45:36]   Fair.[0:45:37]   A smooth show that they did that French show that they just tried to put out there.[0:45:42]   Pure love app instead of that.[0:45:44]   Do this documentary.[0:45:46]   Instagram models now having a kid and now it's a baby page slash kid page.[0:45:54]   So what happened to all those guys jacking it off every morning to your Instagram?[0:45:59]   They wake up in the morning, they go.[0:46:06]   Do a couple of slow jacks to the women, and they've been doing this every day.[0:46:11]   That's what they're used to.[0:46:12]   They see this and now all of a sudden it's your son now all day.[0:46:15]   It's your son and your arm, but you're still doing the nude picture.[0:46:19]   So it'll be like you and your son cuddling naked.[0:46:22]   Or you pregnant naked with your son inside.[0:46:26]   Showing me every day you completely naked while pregnant.[0:46:30]   I'm sure the kid would love that.[0:46:32]   What about what's happening to Kanye's kids?[0:46:36]   Kim is trying to prove lately she's still a great mom.[0:46:39]   Haven't you seen all of her beach pics she's been posting with all the kids?[0:46:42]   Yeah, well that's what I'm getting to.[0:46:45]   So then the kids get older.[0:46:47]   So remember, every picture is a beat off pic.[0:46:50]   That's what it's intended for.[0:46:52]   It's not my thing.[0:46:54]   It's the animals of the internet.[0:46:56]   And these women are being traded like collectibles.[0:47:00]   They're like cards.[0:47:03]   Because they'll have pages that will show you the best horrors of the week.[0:47:09]   You know, they catalog them.[0:47:11]   And then people go, oh, what's that tag?[0:47:13]   Or these stupid, they pretend they're swimwear companies,[0:47:16]   but what it really is is just half naked chick companies.[0:47:21]   No one's really buying the swimwear.[0:47:23]   It's just a popular Instagram.[0:47:24]   It really is crazy.[0:47:26]   So they're naked.[0:47:27]   They're being tagged.[0:47:28]   People are adding them.[0:47:30]   And then the demographic.[0:47:31]   If you look at the demographic of the guys who's following these nudists,[0:47:35]   it's mostly men, okay?[0:47:37]   It's mostly disgusting men.[0:47:40]   Imagine the types of men.[0:47:41]   I mean, go walk around your street.[0:47:44]   Go walk around your street.[0:47:45]   You ever been like to a city and you see in the corner,[0:47:47]   it's just like an old crazy Indian guy that looks like me,[0:47:51]   but he's got giant billowy baggy brown dress pants in the middle of the summer.[0:47:57]   Three inches of sweat on his face covered in those Indian style zits.[0:48:07]   He might be following this woman as well.[0:48:10]   And so now you introduce your son and daughter to this,[0:48:13]   and now it's a family page, but you're still naked with the kid.[0:48:19]   One day you'll just be naked alone.[0:48:21]   Certainly the goal is to entice the viewer.[0:48:25]   And then the next day it's you and your son cuddling up[0:48:28]   and you realize this thing's in a grid, grid, grid, grid, grid, grid.[0:48:33]   So we're seeing like all the pictures at once.[0:48:35]   So people are jacking off to your kids.[0:48:40]   This is really, really happening.[0:48:43]   And don't get mad at me because you made a world where everyone beats off to your kids.[0:48:50]   This is the first time in history that so many of your kids are being jacked on[0:48:58]   by guys way sicker than me.[0:49:02]   You would be honored if I was the only problem.[0:49:05]   And I think what these Instagram models forget,[0:49:08]   they get caught up in this world where they think all of a sudden[0:49:11]   it's just their girlfriends following, right?[0:49:14]   Because all the top checks are Alyssa Violet and all the other dumb asses,[0:49:19]   Chantel Jeffries, Emraad, you go girl.[0:49:23]   Amazing. Your beautiful heart eye thing a million times.[0:49:28]   So I think in the Instagram model,[0:49:30]   they start almost forgetting that their account is millions,[0:49:36]   literally millions of the scariest Anthony Kumiya, Joey Diaz, those style men.[0:49:43]   They forget and they think it's just their girlfriends[0:49:46]   and that this is their personal Instagram.[0:49:48]   So they start posting that.[0:49:50]   Now I started actually a collection for my new coffee table book.[0:49:56]   I think, yeah, coffee table book would be a great style to expose these moms.[0:50:00]   But I'll tell you, yeah, hold on.[0:50:02]   You could put the kid's little face on one page and then the mom's ass on the next page.[0:50:07]   Yes. And again, this is all their thing.[0:50:12]   And just like you're blaming me now, they blame me then[0:50:16]   because sometimes if I'm in a bad enough mood, I let the model know.[0:50:22]   This is the biggest mistake you could ever make is trying to make fun of a model on her page.[0:50:32]   You're dead. And no matter what you've said in that comment, you're sexist.[0:50:40]   So I'll bring this up. There's this woman and you should go follow this one.[0:50:44]   This one's really creepy. Her name is Dina Broadhurst.[0:50:50]   Maybe you could pull her up. Dina Broadhurst on Instagram.[0:50:53]   She is a famous. She's from Australia.[0:51:00]   OK, so this might be why it's a little weird.[0:51:03]   She's got about a 15, 16 year old son.[0:51:08]   She's also an artist. OK, so she sells like nude photos of herself.[0:51:15]   She's a decent artist. The art's pretty good.[0:51:17]   She's kind of like popular for the legit art that she does, like these photographs with some Photoshop flowers,[0:51:24]   but they're big, large format prints, so they're impressive.[0:51:28]   She's kind of popular for that. But her page will be here. I'll show you this.[0:51:33]   This is a good one. This is some incest stuff.[0:51:37]   And I think she's trying to you know, there's a reason.[0:51:41]   It's by no mistake that you go over to Pornhub, X videos or X Hamster,[0:51:47]   and you'll see that the top videos there are.[0:51:51]   Oh, sis, what did we do, sis?[0:51:53]   Uh oh. Mom's coming, sis.[0:51:56]   You know, all those dad swap, swap my father videos.[0:52:00]   It's all right. It's totally OK.[0:52:03]   So maybe there are other people trying to capitalize on the taboo.[0:52:10]   OK, is this woman look at this and you be the judge here.[0:52:13]   We'll pull this up and let me show you.[0:52:15]   And I'll tell you, I've messaged these types of women and I'll tell you, they do not respond nicely.[0:52:23]   Here, let's have one first to the models in my new coffee table book, you know, called When He Turns 18.[0:52:33]   When He Turns 18 by Mike David. Isn't that a nice book?[0:52:37]   Can I legally get away with this? Cheers, everybody.[0:52:39]   Cheers, everybody. Welcome to Red Rock.[0:52:43]   Well, you're gonna love this one.[0:52:46]   Oh, OK, so, yeah, here's like the art she does, OK?[0:52:53]   And she sells, she sells this stuff. She does good. Here's her art.[0:52:57]   And what she'll do is she'll pepper in. She's a mom.[0:53:03]   OK, she's had two different boyfriends in the course of my followment here.[0:53:07]   But she'll put a post like this here, just out. And you can see there's like little hairs.[0:53:13]   Little tiny. Can you see the hairs from their jewels?[0:53:16]   Yes. See all the hairs? I don't like it with hair.[0:53:20]   Looks nice. Looks soft.[0:53:22]   It's fine. She's an older woman, but she'll post stuff like this. She's got plants.[0:53:27]   So every day it's something like that. You like those plants?[0:53:30]   I like it. I like what I see.[0:53:31]   I got to give you a vibe here. I'll give you this.[0:53:33]   I'm liking it.[0:53:34]   But that, yeah. And then she'll do some intimate ludes. Here's some intimate ludes here.[0:53:39]   Those are nice. OK, hold on a second.[0:53:42]   And this is driving the guys wild at home, I bet.[0:53:49]   She's got these plants. She won't give up on her plants, but she'll do stuff like this.[0:53:52]   Mysterioso.[0:53:54]   Ooh, intriguing. OK.[0:53:57]   Wait, is that the sun? Hold on a sec. We're getting to the sun.[0:54:00]   She'll do her mom buns. OK, all this stuff.[0:54:05]   But then, yes, every other photo, you get this motherfucker right here.[0:54:12]   I like to call him Alex, the boner killer.[0:54:17]   Did she facetune Alex?[0:54:19]   You should see my iPad. I got tape that I'm moving all over to cover this fucking kid.[0:54:25]   So I've written to this woman, I go.[0:54:28]   And I tiptoed around the situation. I go, listen, you do understand.[0:54:34]   Everybody's following you because of the nudist stuff.[0:54:39]   And all of a sudden, every day you got this kid with you.[0:54:44]   You're on the beach and she'll even have him in the same photo series.[0:54:49]   So like there'll be ones where she's on the beach.[0:54:55]   You know, trying to to get you all sexy and you'll see, oh, it's a beach.[0:55:00]   Look, so she'll be posting this, Jules. She'll be posting this.[0:55:04]   But then her son's right over there.[0:55:08]   He's next to her, laying there smiling without a care in the world, not knowing.[0:55:14]   So I brought this up to her many times. I said, you know.[0:55:18]   Don't you think he's going to grow up and at the very least be a little embarrassed?[0:55:23]   And she goes, oh, no, no, no, no. We're very comfortable with our body.[0:55:28]   Are you, though? Have you checked in with future him?[0:55:32]   Are you sure that this I mean, this could be very damaging to be a part of your mom's naked catalog.[0:55:40]   Kanye was trying to tell people about this when he was posting about North being on TikTok.[0:55:45]   Yes. And I'll tell you why. It's happening everywhere.[0:55:50]   I'm sure on your Instagram right now, if you're scrolling, you're going to see a nudist and her new kid.[0:55:56]   And it's it's weird that they're not thinking about that.[0:56:01]   Or the YouTubers or the clients.[0:56:03]   What about Elizabeth Rocks or whatever her name is?[0:56:05]   Oh, yeah. Hers is really bad.[0:56:07]   Hers is like a one year old baby.[0:56:09]   Wonder. And she'll be in a full thought. She knows what the thong picture is for.[0:56:14]   And then it's here. But the babies. So do you really want me to do?[0:56:19]   I'm supposed to admire how cute your baby is while jacking up. That's the idea.[0:56:23]   That's the idea you've set up. And regardless of what you think you're doing.[0:56:29]   Sorry, this is what you're doing. So I've told him and I've got many comments saved up.[0:56:34]   I've been saving these for years. I'll show you all of them in the book.[0:56:37]   People get mad at you for those type of comments. They get furious.[0:56:41]   You could cut to me. The moms get furious. They accuse.[0:56:46]   And you could tell that they're they know they're cornered with this thing, too.[0:56:53]   And they know this all kind of hit them at once. And they've kind of you could tell they've had guilt about this,[0:56:58]   but they shoo it away. They see everyone else do it. So they kind of rationalize it to themselves and they try not to think about it.[0:57:05]   Believe me, these mothers are not smoking weed. That would kill them.[0:57:11]   So they bury it deep down. And then when I comment, you could tell that it really bothers them because they respond immediately.[0:57:19]   Immediately. You'll get a model with like three million followers. They respond immediately to that one.[0:57:26]   And how dare you? Of course, a man coming over here and telling a woman what to do with her.[0:57:35]   I'm not that is that I show every time.[0:57:38]   Model has a lot of like fantasies about a man telling them to not do stuff, whatever.[0:57:43]   And nobody really says that shit to them. Yeah. And so when you do, you get like all of the anger.[0:57:49]   I get all of their free fear. All of their guilt comes out at me all at once.[0:57:55]   And all of the friends, that inner circle of cheerleading bitches are that follow, you know, that you see at the top of the comments under these posts.[0:58:07]   So, yeah, they take it all out of me. Oh, a man.[0:58:10]   And it's always the same story. A man telling a woman what she could do with her body.[0:58:16]   That's how they interpret my tiptoeing. And believe me, wait till you see how I do it.[0:58:21]   I'm like, so please don't get mad at me. I'm just looking out for you.[0:58:27]   Surely you've seen some of the accounts that comment under your ludes.[0:58:33]   Surely you've seen them go, damn, I would eat that girl.[0:58:37]   Do you know what I would do to that fucking and you've seen it.[0:58:41]   Everybody's seen these guys. Those are the same guys that are taking a look at your newly born son.[0:58:50]   It's all in the same universe. So you tell them this and they get really mad.[0:58:56]   They're not going to like it when we're representing Alex in court.[0:58:59]   Exactly. So, yeah, this is one of the things that I have written down for, I think, 12 years is a long enough time.[0:59:06]   But we're really going to start in seeing these. I mean, these kids are being humiliated, exploited, used.[0:59:13]   And they're the parents are collecting ad money, right, using their kids to sell all this content.[0:59:22]   And these kids are going to grow up not only horrified, embarrassed.[0:59:26]   I mean, imagine if there was eight years worth of you every day growing up naked in the bathtub,[0:59:33]   laying with your mom naked, laying with your dad naked, having his dick sandwiched between your kid ass jewels.[0:59:43]   Imagine that your dad with a hard ass fucking rod shoved up your fucking pale white Canadian.[0:59:52]   My dad isn't listening to kids.[0:59:55]   He probably did that shit.[0:59:57]   And.[1:00:00]   Imagine that, just imagine the embarrassment and the anger you'd have your parents, especially if, like, your parents did anything else wrong throughout your childhood.[1:00:09]   Imagine using this against your parents and just imagine how hard it might be.[1:00:14]   Like, you might be setting yourself up for a much harder 15, 16, 17 and 18 because your kid might.[1:00:23]   Oh, maybe they get a bad grade in school and maybe they just use this shit against you.[1:00:28]   I even thinking I mean, what you're doing, if my mom even had one photo of me up on a site for millions of men to see, I would disown her.[1:00:38]   Do you understand?[1:00:40]   So I tell these women, oh, your kids in 12 years, we're going to be sending everything that you've done to your kid.[1:00:46]   I want them to know I want to see how they feel.[1:00:49]   I might start some sort of law firm in 12 where we represent these kids because there's going to be millions of dollars to be made.[1:00:57]   And trust me, you're going to see stuff like this is going to be like the new the new story of the day.[1:01:05]   You're every week you're hearing about another kid bringing their parents to court and new laws being put in place.[1:01:12]   Roe v. Wade style sounding cases put into place and new laws made because of of this influx of kids who had just turned 18 and they're furious with their parents.[1:01:27]   First story hits the news.[1:01:29]   All of our enemies are exploiting their kids right now.[1:01:34]   Chris D'Elia, Ethan decline.[1:01:36]   And it's like when you're on this screen, you really want Mike and all the other scumbags of the world.[1:01:43]   Not that I'm a scumbag, but the scumbags that might watch along with me.[1:01:48]   Do you really want us all examining your boy zooming in on your kid?[1:01:54]   This is what you're forcing us to do by putting them so close to the content that we show.[1:01:59]   Hey, so please think before you want to get a free like, because that's all it is.[1:02:06]   I guarantee when Ethan posts that picture of his kid, those likes are probably triple at his place or at any place.[1:02:15]   I don't even know why he's checking that, but he does check it and he does like when that number is high.[1:02:21]   And when you show that kid that number goes high and these guys like the feeling of that high number.[1:02:27]   Tim Dillon sees that high number and he goes, I could finally go to bed.[1:02:31]   What a nice number. What does that number do for you? Silly.[1:02:36]   So, yeah. OK, we'll show you the first Ethan scatological porn.[1:02:40]   We're finally here. Does he eat his own feces?[1:02:44]   He takes advantage of his boy.[1:02:47]   OK, 114, 15, 114, 15.[1:02:52]   The first of many clips on a very long, hard, impossible day of red bar.[1:03:00]   114, 57. And then I got to take a drink. I'm getting cotton mouth.[1:03:05]   114, 57. I'm almost there. Sorry. I got to say it all. Here we are for you.[1:03:10]   Ethan wearing his duty shirt. What would I do?[1:03:17]   Oh, God, he's eating. He's pigging out on doughnuts. Hold on. I need to take another sip here.[1:03:22]   It's just a doughnut. Yeah. Mm hmm.[1:03:28]   Someone send this to Austin. Oh, my God.[1:03:34]   You missed what he just did. What did he do? Just go back five seconds and watch this one.[1:03:39]   Yeah, play. OK, here. Look, Ethan Klein eating a doughnut.[1:03:42]   Oh, oh, I didn't even need to zoom. Thank you, Ethan.[1:03:47]   Licky, licky. And he's wearing his favorite duty brown shirt I hate.[1:03:52]   Oh, I hate this shirt. How many shades of shit could Hila put into one design?[1:03:59]   And then it's got the old English black font with a little collar that makes Ethan look good.[1:04:04]   Nothing makes Ethan look better than having a little black collar to frame that giant fat head.[1:04:10]   So they've made doughnuts. This is what I mean. This prolapse anus thing happened on Howie Mandel's TikTok five days ago.[1:04:19]   He can't get over it. It's now his bit. And so he's having the staff make doughnuts that look like the prolapse anus so that Ethan could eat from them.[1:04:32]   I mean, filling out his. And again, the juxtaposition of me needing this off my screen while I was eating to Ethan Klein,[1:04:42]   ordering one of his 12 interns to cook up some doughnuts to represent one of the most terrific TikToks that we've seen all week.[1:04:53]   He sees a prolapse, he gets starving. Yeah. Oh, my God. Here, you're going to love this part. Watch this.[1:04:58]   Oh, God. So this is the closest we're going to be able to get to showing you guys.[1:05:04]   But yeah, that's what's interesting about it. And let me just give you guys an idea.[1:05:10]   Look at this. How degrading. Man, does that Klein degrade himself.[1:05:20]   What do we do about. Look how humiliating. I mean, that's the same thing as being put in the leather suit.[1:05:30]   That's that Tony Hinchcliffe shit right where they're shrink wrapping them, putting the air tube, the snorkel.[1:05:36]   That's that same step. Why does he degrade? Look at that. We.[1:05:43]   And even this part, we're going, come on, enough with the fucking prolapse.[1:05:48]   So watch what he does here. Got it. Oh, my God. Oh, Lord. That is what it looks like.[1:05:57]   Yeah, that's the way he carries. Anyway, this one goes out to Austin McBroom. I'm a.[1:06:04]   Well, here we go. He talks like this now. I don't know if he just talks sloppy now.[1:06:11]   He does less is worse. Isn't that really something he can't enunciate anymore?[1:06:18]   He's given up. He's so lazy. Can't even speak. That's how you know. Oh, God.[1:06:23]   Look at that Klein. Yeah, he's getting so lazy that he's let his his whole voice get lazy.[1:06:30]   It's fucked up. That's just messed up. That donut. OK, I don't know what I don't.[1:06:39]   This hanging in. It's just a donut dump. Yeah.[1:06:45]   Mm hmm. That's it. Someone send this to Austin.[1:06:51]   Oh, Klein. Cheers, guys. Wash it down with that heat.[1:06:59]   What's inside of the prolapse? It's cake pop dough. Oh, my God.[1:07:04]   Yeah. Oh, Karen. Google Karen movie and then compare it to this one.[1:07:11]   It sucks because she dyed her hair red now, but it's so close. She's very care.[1:07:16]   So close. Google Karen movie and watch Karen movie.[1:07:22]   We want fucking rules. You know, that movie called Karen. It's about like a layer.[1:07:28]   Oh, God. Yeah. Should we watch a trailer real quick? Yeah, that's great.[1:07:33]   There was a movie called Karen. It ruled. It's about like, you know how the Twitter,[1:07:40]   the universe is obsessed with Karen. Are they still doing that?[1:07:44]   Are they still loving Karen's? I feel like it's kind of pass. OK.[1:07:48]   You know who still loves Karen's? Philip DeFranco.[1:07:54]   But I love these Karen's as well. I mean, they're actually pretty entertaining.[1:08:00]   And there was this whole movie called Karen that came out.[1:08:04]   I think a lot of you poo pooed this movie and ignored it.[1:08:08]   But you really shouldn't. Here's the official trailer and you'll see it looks just like that intern, Sam.[1:08:14]   And now is that Ian's girlfriend from H3? Harass her. Harass her online.[1:08:20]   I'm not part of YouTube. Harass her. It's my own private Web site.[1:08:25]   Go harass her online. Legally. All the girls of the H3 show.[1:08:31]   Harass them. Bully them offline.[1:08:36]   I'm not on YouTube. I don't have to comply to the no being mean to nerd girls idea.[1:08:43]   Sorry. Bully them. Make them not want to work for H3.[1:08:49]   Make them go. I don't know if I could still work here, Ethan, because I'm getting so much hate.[1:08:53]   It's like really uncomfortable. Guys, stop harassing Karen.[1:08:58]   Leave Sam alone. I love when the hosts have to make announcements for their staff.[1:09:03]   Have you seen Rhett and Link? Rhett and Link picked up a fucking fag beta named Trevor.[1:09:10]   You could cut to me. Rhett and Link picked up this guy named Trevor.[1:09:14]   You know, they have to have a mythical cast now. Oh, by the way, get me Rhett's new song now.[1:09:21]   It is incredible. And get me the cover art. I want to show everybody that.[1:09:26]   And then we'll get to those. What was I saying?[1:09:31]   It was Rhett and Link. Oh, yeah. So they hired a guy named Trevor because everybody is staffing out.[1:09:35]   Right. It's one of our keys to success. Don't build that staff.[1:09:40]   The minute you start hiring staff, your show is going to suck. OK, it's going to get bad.[1:09:46]   You're not built to employ staff.[1:09:51]   So they hire staff and a lot of people hire betas. It's just easier.[1:09:55]   You know, so Rhett and Link hire a team of 60 betas.[1:10:00]   Ethan Klein hires a team, 12 betas. Like the worst of the worst, the wimpiest of the wimpiest.[1:10:06]   And you see they're selling in common with every podcast intern, right?[1:10:10]   They're all beta wimps. They can't stand up for themselves.[1:10:15]   Or they're nerds who have an overconfidence.[1:10:20]   But, you know, the one thing they have in common is they're fucking terrible nerds.[1:10:25]   I mean, they're gross, dweeby, disgusting, annoying nerds.[1:10:30]   And every show has them. Rhett and Link bought this Trevor.[1:10:34]   And to me, I think Rhett and Link are cool. They're cool guys.[1:10:38]   I don't think of the old them with the shorter hair.[1:10:42]   I think of them now with the longer hair. They're cool.[1:10:45]   To me, Rhett is the definition of a man and Link is the definition of a better man.[1:10:51]   And they've hired Trevor and Trevor is this gay guy. He's got a dangly earring.[1:10:56]   He's very fragile, very frail. He's constantly offended.[1:11:01]   And he's telling everybody, he's like Shane. Every guy's got a friend now who's suicidal.[1:11:08]   And he goes through terrible anxiety and depression.[1:11:12]   If you've seen Shane Dawson's podcast, they got this gay guy who sits by the fireplace.[1:11:16]   Who every week they're like, they do a game on their show on the new Shane Dawson podcast.[1:11:21]   And they go, go around the room, tell the secret about yourself.[1:11:24]   And Shane will be like, um, I eat crunch bars at four in the morning.[1:11:29]   Yes, I do. I sneak up and then they'll go, Rylan Adams, what's your secret?[1:11:34]   I'm like, I actually really like the color yellow.[1:11:40]   And then they go, blah, blah, blah. Chris, Chris, what's your secret?[1:11:45]   Um, well, I get like suicidal like a lot.[1:11:50]   Yeah. Like a lot, a lot. I, I cut myself. Still.[1:11:55]   On the last show, it was something about how he like went to a party where a girl died.[1:12:01]   Yeah. Well, yes, it's always like that. There'll be, you know, Shane Dawson, right?[1:12:06]   He's a nice guy. He's a nice guy. He's the Tim Dillon of YouTube.[1:12:13]   And, um, but yeah, they'll always cut to this guy, Chris,[1:12:17]   and he'll talk about some severe rape that he was involved in or a body that he had to hide.[1:12:23]   I'm not kidding. And the whole other. Oh, Jesus Christ.[1:12:27]   And that's really what's happening is they're hiring these suicidal,[1:12:33]   depressed by polar and bisexual. What is it?[1:12:38]   What's the long version of bi when you're a sex bi? Bisexual. Bisexual.[1:12:44]   Wow. Bisexual might be grosser than gay.[1:12:49]   I say this every week. There's one thing you could take away from this red bar.[1:12:54]   It's that bi is here and more alive than ever.[1:12:59]   And it's a tad sicker than gay.[1:13:03]   To me, bi people are the Jeffrey Dahmer of the LGBT community.[1:13:10]   Like to me, there's lesbian. OK, we get it.[1:13:15]   She's got freckles and intensity.[1:13:19]   And then and you still see and they're still dressing up like lesbians to everywhere you go,[1:13:24]   you'll run into a lesbian and it's your typical beat red tight as hell lesbian with the tight face.[1:13:32]   The freckles, the intensity. And you go, wow, I can't believe she's my waitress.[1:13:37]   We had one as a waitress. I go, if you only knew sitting at your table right now,[1:13:42]   and what he's done is marginalized and set back your fucking community. Yes.[1:13:48]   Oh, yes. And we leave him the biggest fucking tips they've ever seen.[1:13:54]   That's what I do to a dyke. If you're a waitress and you're a dyke,[1:13:59]   I sit there the whole time judging you and going, oh, that's in.[1:14:04]   What's your boyfriend's name? Oh, OK.[1:14:08]   That's what I do. And then I give him a sixty dollar tip.[1:14:12]   They don't know what to think. They think maybe they turned me around.[1:14:16]   But no, even towards the end of the meal, I'm letting them know that I'm suspicious of their lifestyle.[1:14:22]   I don't want a lesbian waitress, but I also don't want a guy waitress.[1:14:27]   And I don't want to buy anything. To me, the buy or the bite him of the barrel.[1:14:34]   They're disgusting. They're worse than Biden. Joe Biden. Bye.[1:14:39]   This be I anything else is going around with it.[1:14:44]   Jules, I'm telling you, you know who's by Cameron.[1:14:49]   Not our Cameron. Our Cameron is straight.[1:14:54]   No, our Cameron is asexual. He just told me the other day that he.[1:14:58]   Really? Oh, yeah, he hates his ace.[1:15:02]   He hates sex. Me too.[1:15:05]   And a lot of people, they should have it cut out of them at birth like the dog.[1:15:11]   OK. And H3 has got an intern named Cam,[1:15:16]   not Cameron, Cam, and he was outed as by.[1:15:24]   Sorry, I'm OK with actually forced him to come out as by.[1:15:29]   Yeah, exactly. I said outed. I said outed was disgusting.[1:15:34]   Here's your thing. I'm OK with gay. I'm OK with Les.[1:15:39]   I'm OK with the trans. I'm OK with blacks.[1:15:42]   I should be allowed to be against by people.[1:15:47]   It should be fair. That's enough.[1:15:50]   That's enough ally to be against one of them.[1:15:54]   And I choose by. And if you see a guy who's doing both.[1:15:59]   Oh. Is he's a psycho.[1:16:04]   What about a girl who does both? Taylor Swift.[1:16:12]   Do you guys spend hours reading theories about how Taylor Swift is a lesbian on Reddit?[1:16:18]   She's got a nice set of tits. Or is that just me?[1:16:22]   I think by people are disgusting. I'm going to show you this guy, Cameron from H3,[1:16:27]   and he's disgusting and he's got a deep voice and he's tall and he's screwing around.[1:16:32]   I'll tell you why they're by and screwing around, because they're so lonely[1:16:38]   and they'll take it from whatever they can get it from.[1:16:41]   That's what it is. It's nothing to do with by. There's no such thing as by bias.[1:16:47]   And you see these by guys get excited and they're flirting with a guy, even though they're not even gay.[1:16:55]   I fucking hate that is putrid. OK, what are we doing here?[1:16:59]   This is Karen, the official trailer. We'll show you this. And this is Sam.[1:17:02]   We're going to belittle the interns. This is why this all connects.[1:17:05]   Here you go. They're in the trailer. Down with by people.[1:17:11]   Quiver. Oh, a film by. Guess this is a long way from East Point.[1:17:15]   Baby, you just got to give it a chance. Oh, and I love the neighborhood they shot in.[1:17:19]   I bought an extra house in this neighborhood just to be close.[1:17:22]   Look at this neighborhood, Jules. Guess this is a long way from East Point.[1:17:26]   It's in a cul-de-sac. So they've rented a cul-de-sac with like Anthony Kumiya style McMansions.[1:17:33]   It looks like a place where Mr. Beast would have a Christmas lights competition.[1:17:37]   Wow. Mr. Beast, huh? Audit Mr. Beast.[1:17:42]   I will not be satisfied until Mr. Beast is six feet underground.[1:17:49]   I want him accidentally killed by one of those squibs he uses when he steals from squid game.[1:17:55]   And no, there's not an S on squid game, everybody.[1:18:00]   Keemstar, all these people, squid games. They love saying they love saying that.[1:18:05]   Why do people like doing that? Squid games.[1:18:08]   Squid games is coming out with a new part two. Do you not know?[1:18:15]   You know, do you not know? Are you saying it is a joke or are you just shitty?[1:18:20]   I fucking hate Mr. Beast. And what's worse than Mr.[1:18:25]   Beast is the fact that everybody, because he has a big number,[1:18:30]   likes him. Like there are grown ass men. It's like, oh, I just love.[1:18:35]   What do you love about Mr. Beast? Because he's producing really terrible[1:18:40]   children's content. I mean, the content is terrible. Like this squid game thing he did that[1:18:45]   everybody was raving about sucked. It's shot terribly.[1:18:50]   All he does is capitalize on Twitter trends and[1:18:55]   give Teslas to people. And you guys are in awe. Why?[1:19:00]   Because he has a giant number because he's the richest[1:19:05]   YouTuber. I mean, there are a lot of rich people out there. You don't just start liking them.[1:19:10]   You know what I mean? Like, haven't you ever been to a[1:19:15]   street, like a rich person street? Go door to door. These aren't people you're going to hang out with.[1:19:20]   But they love Mr. Beast. Even Nerd City. I love Mr. Beast. Why?[1:19:25]   Because he's rich? Like if Mr. Beast had no money and those[1:19:30]   videos had 30 views, would you love them? And people kind of pretend it's because he gives[1:19:35]   money to people. That's the worst part of it. But on Rogan, it's not even like he's like, my[1:19:40]   goal is just to give money to people and make people happy and make people smile. He[1:19:45]   said on Rogan that the reason he does that is because he figured out that that's what's[1:19:50]   best for the algorithm. And he just openly says that and[1:19:55]   everyone acts like he's just... All Mr. Beast does is research on[1:20:00]   the algorithm, what's happening, and then feed that algorithm exactly what it's[1:20:05]   asking for, and then make sure you donate a bunch of money so that they[1:20:10]   can't be mad at you for making a bunch of money. He's ugly as fuck.[1:20:15]   Let's not forget that. Have you seen his hair?[1:20:20]   Have you seen Mr. Beast's face? If that's not bad enough for you,[1:20:25]   he's opened fake Mr. Beast restaurants. You can't[1:20:30]   go into these restaurants. You can't drive up to these restaurants. These restaurants don't have[1:20:35]   signs. They're fake restaurants that Philip DeFranco thinks is[1:20:40]   wonderful. You'll go on DoorDash and you'll see Beast Burger.[1:20:45]   And you'll see an awful picture of a really poorly laid[1:20:50]   out burger and fries. You'll order that burger. Not only is it[1:20:55]   $2 more than it should be, but it's bad.[1:21:00]   Then he opens his own Wonka style candy bar company. The[1:21:05]   waxiest chocolate you could buy online. It's the waxiest[1:21:10]   chocolate you could buy. This is in a world of luxury bar jewels,[1:21:15]   where you go to a store and you're almost intimidated by the[1:21:20]   chocolate bar selection. Remember when you used to walk up to chocolate bars as a kid, you knew[1:21:25]   everything that was going on. Now you walk up to the chocolate bar counter and you're like, Oh my God,[1:21:30]   should I even, am I dressed appropriately to look at these luxury[1:21:35]   bars? Ooh, 70% Chiaco. This one is[1:21:40]   from Ethiopia. You open it up, it has a pamphlet of black and white kids with coffee beans on their[1:21:45]   heads. Baskets of, this is important chocolate. Doesn't taste[1:21:50]   very good. Too bitter. Can we stop pretending we like[1:21:55]   that chocolate? Someone says, I don't like him, but I think people do because he puts money into his[1:22:00]   sets and set ups, et cetera. It's so wasteful. It's wasteful.[1:22:05]   And why would you want to see, really think about what's happening here.[1:22:10]   The puffy haired puke faced kid, this nerd[1:22:15]   sees Squid Game, probably doesn't even watch it,[1:22:20]   but hears that it's popular. He doesn't have time to watch TV because he's[1:22:25]   making money. Now he hears Squid Game is popular and right[1:22:30]   as we're all getting so sick of Squid Game, which also,[1:22:35]   by the way, I like Asian people this much less because[1:22:40]   of that show. Seriously, I'm left with a bad taste in my mouth[1:22:45]   when I see Asian people doing all that kooky stuff to each other with the killing.[1:22:50]   Sorry, their only claim to fame is movies that are really eerily[1:22:55]   sickening, that leave a chill throughout your whole fucking life.[1:23:00]   I mean, I'll never forget Battle Royale when the[1:23:05]   Asian said, oh, I understand there's some reading to do.[1:23:10]   You don't understand our language. We're very awful to look at. How do you like it, though,[1:23:15]   if we started being brutal with the killings? And then[1:23:20]   we said, oh, Japan, then we'll watch. What does it take for[1:23:25]   Americans to watch a bunch of Japanese people all day on screen?[1:23:30]   They're so sickening, right? What does it take? Well, for them to be killed,[1:23:35]   you see. Then we'll watch. So Japanese horror is very[1:23:40]   popular because it's the best of both worlds. Okay? They go,[1:23:45]   how could we sell a movie? Asians are so like worldfully disgusting,[1:23:50]   right? Everybody agrees. There's no such thing as an Asian that's not,[1:23:55]   so why not just make it, oh, but we're killing them. See?[1:24:00]   They don't have to do that. They can be nice when we're everything and we're all at once. Exactly.[1:24:05]   There's no nice Asian stuff. Any Asian movie that's worth a shit that's ever been popular[1:24:10]   has been about killing a lot of them in a really disgusting new way.[1:24:15]   Battle Royale, Grudge, Ringu,[1:24:20]   Ringu. Ooh, I didn't even watch that version.[1:24:25]   And then, of course, Squid Game. And then we pretend, oh, we love[1:24:30]   Koreans. Do we? Or do we love the death of all[1:24:35]   things Asian? It's a sick, sick thing.[1:24:40]   I'm not setting it up. It's Netflix's most popular show. My most popular Red Bar episode[1:24:45]   isn't the one where I kill a bunch of Asian people. That's Netflix.[1:24:50]   No, that's Netflix that kills the most Asians on their show. Not me.[1:24:55]   Take it up with them. So it's a dog whistle and[1:25:00]   it's the only way they'll get white people like us to stomach these Asians. And then, of course, a bunch of geeks[1:25:05]   fall in love with the one girl who's fuckable on the whole show. They got to love her and give her 10 million[1:25:10]   followers. Day one, they see her. And she's famous now.[1:25:15]   Not for me. Karen.[1:25:20]   But then we were talking about the Japanese cinema, the killings.[1:25:25]   There was something else important that I was on top of here. Something else very[1:25:30]   important. All right. Well, let's watch Karen. It's shot in a beautiful neighborhood. I love this[1:25:35]   neighborhood. We love that for Karen, don't we, Dan? And you'll see she[1:25:40]   looks exactly like H3 intern Sam, who I'd like to[1:25:45]   make cry this week. You hear that, Sam? We're going to make you cry and the clients can't[1:25:50]   save you now. I don't really think that's fucked up. Well, like, what is this guy? He's even[1:25:55]   worse than Kim Star. Oh, yeah. Did whoever sent us that video with A, B?[1:26:00]   Yes. OK, yes. This is great. But I don't have the video. You got to[1:26:05]   resend it. We couldn't find it in any of our messages. Somebody sent me a video of one of the H3[1:26:10]   interns talking about me. And the way he talked about me[1:26:15]   was so brutal that I hate him in a new way.[1:26:20]   Seriously, every time I see him, it's a different thing now. Now it's personal. A, B.[1:26:25]   If you sent me that clip of A, B talking about me, we[1:26:30]   looked for hours. Send it again. Send it again because I can't find it anywhere.[1:26:35]   And he was talking about us and it was so bad.[1:26:40]   Well, I mean, you'll see behind the clip. It's similar to how Rich[1:26:45]   Fassett spoke of me. Let's just say that.[1:26:50]   And now I have this new hatred. So bully, bully these interns[1:26:55]   on my BF. Nothing legal, all legal.[1:27:00]   They're bothering me. I think that you're allowed to do anything to anyone on[1:27:05]   the H3 cast because Ethan does whatever he wants. He's ruined careers.[1:27:10]   You can find an example of Ethan doing it to someone else. So it's all allowed. It's a free for all.[1:27:15]   He's done so much terrible. The misinformation that he spews, what he's done to James[1:27:20]   Charles. Trisha, most of all. Trisha Paytas. Give me that[1:27:25]   clip for today. Trisha Paytas just got a clip. Someone sent it to me on Twitter. We were just talking about Mr. Beast because these houses.[1:27:30]   Ah, Mr. Beast, enemy of mine. Stop liking him. If you're a YouTuber[1:27:35]   and you like him, you've been clout cursed.[1:27:40]   You like him because of that money. You like him because of those views.[1:27:45]   You don't like his videos. Yeah,[1:27:50]   but you got it. No. Sorry. If I had that much money,[1:27:55]   my videos would be way better.[1:28:00]   You understand his videos are not good for billions. They're boring.[1:28:05]   They're commercials. They're gay and they're for kids.[1:28:10]   If you seriously like that, I might have a problem with you. Get it?[1:28:15]   Here's Karen. You're going to love this movie. It's old. You skipped it.[1:28:20]   Watch Karen. You just got to give it a chance. Sam.[1:28:25]   There she is. There she is. Doesn't she look like that?[1:28:37]   It's really funny. And please, Hollywood, keep making these movies. If you're on the alt-right[1:28:42]   and you're racist, don't hate movies like this. I don't understand why all the[1:28:47]   alt-right racists hate racism. This rocks.[1:28:52]   They're like, Oh, okay. Yeah. So this is what we're going to really, you're going to do it. Yes.[1:28:56]   And you guys were even worse. They should make a movie called Arbor. That's just[1:29:01]   about Nicole Arbor. That would be way scarier[1:29:06]   than Karen. I don't understand why these racists can't just be[1:29:11]   racist. Like this movie is about a white Karen. She's obviously racist and she's[1:29:16]   making black people go like this the whole movie. It's funny.[1:29:22]   Racism rocks in a movie. Okay.[1:29:27]   So, but all the people on the right think this is like a leftist movie that's offensive to them.[1:29:32]   Because remember, if you're on the right, you're offended by[1:29:38]   calling people racists. Okay. Even though you should love it,[1:29:43]   you should love that you've infiltrated the whole Hollywood and now everything's about race.[1:29:48]   Doesn't that make your life way better if you hate all these blacks?[1:29:53]   So Karen hates all these blacks and it's a movie where they're like blatantly doing like[1:29:58]   the stupidest tropes about hating black. They're like, I saw that you[1:30:03]   were late coming home. It's like, you don't have to use[1:30:08]   every. So this is a scene where like her new neighbors move in and[1:30:13]   they're black and she's like, three oh five. I'm assuming you[1:30:18]   wanted to be here at three. Late as always. And it's like, it's really[1:30:23]   not. There's probably other stuff that happens with racism. Except for that.[1:30:28]   Ooh, do you guys play b-ball? There are no hoops in this neighborhood, by the way. You cannot[1:30:33]   put up a hoop. Not on the garage, not on the side. You[1:30:38]   can't have a rolling hoop with a bunch of sand in there to keep it[1:30:43]   down. You could have hoops. Believe me, every neighbor. Isn't that nice? In every[1:30:48]   neighborhood, you could have a basketball hoop. What a sport.[1:30:53]   Imagine something so powerful it gets your dad to build it within your[1:30:58]   driveway. I wish. Isn't that interesting? So I grew up liking music[1:31:03]   more than basketball, but guess what? We did not have a venue in the backyard. We had[1:31:08]   a basketball hoop though. Interesting. Same[1:31:13]   height, regulation height, regulation glass. My whole life[1:31:18]   was basketball themed. I couldn't have been less interested in the thing, in the sport.[1:31:23]   I loved Green Day and Pearl Jam. You didn't see any of[1:31:28]   that shit in my house. You didn't see anything, anything that resembled a[1:31:33]   band area. But yeah, basketball hoops galore. Did you grow up?[1:31:38]   Your whole garage is a sporting goods store, but we can't have anything else as kids, can[1:31:43]   we? You know, why not other areas of interest? Can the whole[1:31:48]   garage be filled with, you know, but no sports[1:31:53]   b-balls. How many fucking dirty people? And you were a girl growing up, two girls.[1:31:58]   How many dirty ass b-balls were in buckets? I think I only had like the little[1:32:03]   tikes kids plastic beam on that. Maybe I can't quite remember. I definitely[1:32:08]   didn't have regulation. Did you have a bat? Baseball bat?[1:32:13]   Soft balls laying around. I had every sporting good you could think of was in my garage.[1:32:18]   No one played sports. I think we just did everything[1:32:23]   you could imagine. It looked like play it against sports in the garage. You had play it[1:32:28]   again sports. 40 bikes hanging from the ceiling. In Canada, people mostly go to the end of the[1:32:33]   road to go skate at the ODR. Oh, in Canada, in[1:32:38]   Canada. My whole fucking life in Canada. They do this in Canada. They do[1:32:43]   that. I guess it's worth the trade of never having to see your family.[1:32:48]   But tell you guys, if you're marrying somebody from another country, get ready for the[1:32:53]   in Canada.[1:32:58]   Oh, fucking day about Canada. If it's so great.[1:33:03]   All right. Here's Karen. We'll finish up Karen. But I love it.[1:33:08]   It's a racist film. And this is another one. This is you should go back to this. Rent it in[1:33:13]   4K. It's shot great. It shot better than Andrew Schultz's new special.[1:33:18]   Tell me about your new neighbors.[1:33:23]   They're black. Tell me about your new neighbors. They're black.[1:33:28]   That's you know what I mean? And people are getting mad about this. Oh, this isn't how we act.[1:33:33]   But it should be. Tell me about your new neighbor. They're black.[1:33:38]   And I bet black people think this is how we really act. I think this movie was like a BET[1:33:43]   movie. Was it a BET original? I love it. It was really good.[1:33:48]   It was really good. Seriously. I like was[1:33:53]   in it every minute. That's the thing about these movies. They talk about what's that one with the fucking[1:33:58]   gay kid and they're running around the desert all year. I fell asleep within[1:34:03]   six minutes of that movie. The one where they're in the desert and it's by the guy who[1:34:08]   did Skyrim or something. What was that movie that everybody was in love with Jules[1:34:13]   this year? Dune. Oh, my God.[1:34:18]   They think they love Dune. This was so much better than Dune.[1:34:23]   It's already better than Dune. This is Dune.[1:34:28]   May I have some water? Do you have any water on this desert?[1:34:33]   Boring. Not Karen. Karen immediately starts off with[1:34:38]   my neighbors moved in. They're black. Imagine if Dune had something like that going on[1:34:43]   instead of pandering to the blacks.[1:34:48]   Oh, good. We got our new stopwatch up here.[1:34:53]   I'm happy to say we're 95, 13, 78 into the show.[1:34:58]   That's really interpreting that.[1:35:03]   95, 20. OK.[1:35:08]   Do you mind keeping it down?[1:35:13]   Yes. Look at her. She's setting up cameras. She's setting up[1:35:18]   extra cams because the neighbors. And by the way, we're not talking about these[1:35:23]   types of. They always get it wrong in the movies. It's not them. Trust me, the types of[1:35:28]   blacks you're cameraing for aren't. They're not wearing[1:35:33]   clothes from Aeropostale. Let's just say that.[1:35:38]   Hi, I am Karen Drexler. I'm your neighbor. You need to be taking your trash[1:35:43]   cans off the curb right when the trash is. Yes. Yes. Is she nice?[1:35:48]   She's nice. Wait a minute. We have a white entitled neighbor named[1:35:53]   Karen. Karen. Yeah. There she is. Age three. There she is slaving away in the kitchen.[1:35:58]   I've come across some very[1:36:03]   teenagers. Why? Why it's so funny to compare her to age three.[1:36:08]   They do look exactly alike. They do. When she had black hair, they were identical. Yes, but here's the[1:36:13]   problem. This bitch is imprestex. She's looking like a psycho.[1:36:18]   Like they went completely cheap and overboard with her wigging and the[1:36:23]   makeup. They made her like, they're like, so she's white, right? So let's make her pale[1:36:28]   white. Like this is a black person's racist fantasy of a[1:36:33]   white person, right? So they made her hair jet black. They put this wig on her.[1:36:38]   They made her skin a clown white[1:36:43]   and she's got prosthetic eyebrows to make her like nastier. But it[1:36:48]   looks identical to, and maybe we should find some Sam pictures. Maybe you could pull up her Instagram account.[1:36:54]   And I like to make this girl shiver. That's my new thing. You girls[1:36:59]   living it up with these guys. You're to blame now. And if we could bully[1:37:04]   the interns, believe me, they'll be coming to work. I actually think Sam is not so bad and Ian is the one who[1:37:09]   deserves to be bullied, to be honest. You got to get to them through[1:37:14]   the easy targets. So what you do is you bully the hell out of this girl, this innocent.[1:37:19]   And then she's not going to want to really be on cam the next episode. And then[1:37:24]   you get to Ethan and Ian, you see. Unfortunately, that's[1:37:29]   what we have to do. And unfortunately, this girl is not innocent.[1:37:34]   She helps the Klein's. I'm sorry. You feed the Klein's, you're going to do the time.[1:37:39]   Feed the Klein's, do the time. Sorry. That's how you have to look at it. We're not just[1:37:44]   picking a random, innocent, nice girl out of a hat. This girl is assisting[1:37:49]   Pizza Man. She's bringing him slices. She's telling him he looks better today.[1:37:54]   He does not look better today. She looks like this, Karen.[1:37:59]   Can you please hurry up? Please. It's a funny movie.[1:38:04]   Leave us alone. We didn't do anything. How the heck did you.[1:38:10]   Next thing you know, we have criminals. Bad audio.[1:38:15]   I will take care of her. Would you mind stepping out of the car? My office has uncovered some disturbing.[1:38:20]   Get out of my office. I love a black guy who's in charge[1:38:25]   of something on a show. Get out of my office.[1:38:30]   And then they're like, well, he's angry.[1:38:35]   That guy doesn't really exist in real life. So what was I going to say to you?[1:38:40]   There was something I paused for something other than that.[1:38:45]   Oh, yeah. You know, a movie is really stupid when the audio is bad.[1:38:50]   Right. Yes. I love that. A movie with bad audio. And this is the girl from[1:38:55]   8 Mile. Right. Who's playing Karen. She was in 8 Mile.[1:39:00]   M&M's movie. Yeah. She was on pace to be a big sidekick in[1:39:05]   film. Creepy. You've seen her before, right? She was on Orange is the New Black.[1:39:10]   Orange is the New Black. Oh. Any time you see a terrible[1:39:15]   woman that kind of sends an annoyance down your spine and you go, where is she[1:39:20]   from? It's probably Orange is the New Black. I mean,[1:39:25]   really talk about a show with so much.[1:39:30]   So many visuals that make you depressed.[1:39:35]   So many visual. I hated that show when it was out. Orange is the New Black.[1:39:40]   I mean, at every turn it was someplace I didn't want to be.[1:39:45]   Oh, you hear that? First of all, being in jail, I can't take jail[1:39:50]   shows. I'm the same way about jail in prison shows[1:39:55]   as I am with. You don't have to worry about that. It's just a beep, Jules. I know.[1:40:00]   I just noticed that I think it stopped at 99 minutes. Oh, that's what it is.[1:40:05]   You could ignore the stopwatch. Believe me, because that didn't work out. I got a nice stopwatch. You should see how[1:40:10]   professional it looks across from me. Beautiful stopwatch. Seventy nine bucks, kiddo.[1:40:16]   Amazon. And I like how on Amazon too, they try to trick you[1:40:21]   sometimes where they go get it tomorrow. Free shipping. It'll arrive tomorrow or[1:40:26]   free shipping. It arrives on the 22nd. Who is going to click?[1:40:31]   And you got to re-click. You know, of course they have an auto set to that. Oh, you would love that, wouldn't you,[1:40:36]   Amazon? Oh, how about, have you ever seen this on Amazon where they go, you can get half of this[1:40:41]   your order tomorrow, but you could also check this box where we combine to save[1:40:46]   less packaging and then we ship it all on the latest date. Oh, yeah.[1:40:51]   No, no, no. You're coming. I don't care if you got to take 17 trips to my house. You're bringing[1:40:56]   those items as soon as they're available to bring to me. You should see my Amazon guy. He's[1:41:01]   filling every mail slot. Oh, good. He's like this. How many[1:41:06]   packages does this guy need? I'm here every day. He comes to my house two, three times a day.[1:41:11]   The poor Amazon driver. Now, are other people taking that into consideration, worrying about[1:41:16]   Amazon's boxes? Not me. The more the merrier.[1:41:21]   So, okay, let's fucking finish up Karen. This is still the[1:41:26]   intro of Redbar, by the way. Still the intro.[1:41:31]   Let's finish this up. Racist show. Information on her[1:41:36]   and her brother. She doesn't like black people.[1:41:41]   Black people. It's funny. I'm black. I know she[1:41:46]   doesn't like you either. I want to sell the house.[1:41:51]   What did I do? You can't tell me, huh? We are living next door, too.[1:41:56]   She had a confederate flag soap dispenser. Isn't that nice?[1:42:01]   She goes to the bathroom. Oh, my God. Look at Samantha there. Karen.[1:42:06]   I got to stop talking. We got to find her.[1:42:11]   She's got a gun.[1:42:16]   What do we have here?[1:42:21]   You are very angry.[1:42:26]   And I'll go as far as say the H3 cast. They're afraid of black people.[1:42:31]   So they are very similar to this. The H3 cast thinks they're not racist, but they're actually fear black people.[1:42:36]   They lock the door when black people walk by like nice looking black people.[1:42:41]   They don't know the difference between sweet looking blacks[1:42:46]   and scary. You know what I mean? Like, they think Ethan Klein thinks like every[1:42:51]   black guy is a scary. I think Ethan is racist. I mean, he is[1:42:56]   always talking about like, you know, Gideon, that streamer who's super popular right now.[1:43:01]   He's like the most normal, sweet guy. And Ethan's getting on his ass.[1:43:06]   Maybe you can find that clip of Ethan showing it. Maybe you could find that for me.[1:43:11]   He has never talked to a black person and he purposely misconstrues[1:43:16]   normal black people talk.[1:43:21]   He makes them follow like the same standards[1:43:26]   as like the richest white should follow. You know what I mean?[1:43:31]   Like, Ethan Klein, who's supposed to be woke and what is woke?[1:43:37]   And the problem with that is he claims he is woke.[1:43:42]   Now, woke means that you do understand, you know, like a woke person[1:43:47]   would understand that, oh, no, black people actually, you can't hold them[1:43:52]   to the same standards as the privileged whites like yourself[1:43:57]   growing up in the nice white, clean, rich neighborhood.[1:44:02]   You know, you can't expect them to follow all those rules. I mean, it's not even that. I think that he[1:44:07]   just doesn't get, you know what I mean? I'll find a good example.[1:44:12]   No, I think Ethan holds black people to rich[1:44:17]   people, white standards. And that is the definition of not[1:44:22]   understanding that they're bad people.[1:44:27]   You see? So we'll show you that. Let's do the...[1:44:32]   You haven't showed even Ethan's... Yeah, I know. The scat fetish thing we were talking about before.[1:44:37]   Okay, so we'll do scat fetish. And here's the thing about Ethan.[1:44:42]   You don't have to watch Ethan Klein. You don't have to be a fan of Ethan Klein[1:44:47]   coverage. Ethan Klein, he's[1:44:52]   transcended into one of those fools similar to[1:44:57]   Melton where we're all going to learn something from watching[1:45:02]   Ethan Klein. You know, that's why he's such a[1:45:07]   why he's such a important figure to me through this period of my[1:45:12]   life. I feel like you could learn more from watching Ethan[1:45:17]   Klein than you can Eric Wart's Weinstein. Yeah.[1:45:22]   You think Lex Fridman and the Weinsteins are teaching you about life?[1:45:27]   All you gotta do is watch life through the lens of Ethan Klein.[1:45:32]   Through our fool's mistakes, we learn what not to do,[1:45:37]   which could almost be more important than what to do. And I don't know about you[1:45:42]   guys, but watching fools make mistakes is what led me to be[1:45:47]   such the gentleman and great figure that I've become.[1:45:52]   And I bet a lot of you feel like you've grown and[1:45:57]   you understand the world better from watching the[1:46:02]   fools destroy it. And that's where I'm at with Ethan Klein. So you don't[1:46:07]   have to be a fan. You don't have to worry if you're missing his show. We'll show you the best parts.[1:46:12]   So, okay, let's finish up scat stuff.[1:46:17]   That's really good stuff.[1:46:22]   Okay, let's go to 117.30 and this is another[1:46:27]   again, you know, there's been a thousand moments like this throughout the[1:46:32]   Klein time that we've had this year, but this is a good one, 117.30.[1:46:37]   And you'll hear what he says. And again,[1:46:42]   if you think that I'm like wasting your time with something stupid like this, again, it's not bad.[1:46:47]   I truly believe, and I wouldn't bring this to you if I didn't think that it was really[1:46:52]   hinting towards a very real fetish. And I know the fetish[1:46:57]   exists and sometimes we, sometimes we don't want to think it's like that guy,[1:47:02]   Kyle Lane. People didn't want to believe he was really a villain,[1:47:07]   but we do know that these villains exist, right? You know, when you see him on Netflix,[1:47:12]   you'll understand. When you see the Netflix documentary about the Tinder[1:47:17]   swindler and you understand, or when you see him on the news,[1:47:22]   those are the days you believe, but nobody really wants to believe we forget[1:47:27]   that these people do live amongst us. So if there are people out there who do[1:47:32]   fetish, fetishize crap and[1:47:37]   endude. Oh, that's Karen.[1:47:42]   It could be, Ethan. You understand? It actually could be.[1:47:47]   Yeah, I know it sounds wonderful and extreme, but it really could be.[1:47:52]   Listen, nobody says here. Isomalt and it's what you make hard candy[1:47:57]   out of, I believe. So I don't think she just dyed her hair red. She used to look a lot more[1:48:02]   caring because you're supposed to be able to like pull it and it comes off in like little strands.[1:48:07]   Oh, and it didn't work out. That's a shame. That sounds like[1:48:12]   it would have been awesome. Olivia soap. I got to tell you, that ass has a lot of calories in it, man, but it's good.[1:48:17]   It's fucking good. I wonder if shit has a lot of calories. I wonder[1:48:22]   if shit, they're just all sitting around talking about shit in the conversation always comes back to shit[1:48:27]   with Ethan. I wonder if shit has a lot of calories. And this is something you shouldn't[1:48:32]   wonder on a show. It's not even funny. It's adolescent. It's immature.[1:48:37]   And you got to think, does he find this funny or[1:48:42]   is he getting horny? You know, sometimes you[1:48:47]   could really learn a lot about a guy by what gets him turned on.[1:48:52]   And you can see it in other shows like Kumiya. You'll see when Kumiya or Brendan Schaub get a little[1:48:57]   horny, the conversation can turn and get locked in. You see this[1:49:02]   all the time with guy girl podcast where they all started talking about sex for a couple hours. They're getting horny.[1:49:07]   Ethan starts getting that way when he starts talking about shit,[1:49:12]   eating shit, sniffing shit. How many calories are in shit? Listen to this.[1:49:17]   Interesting. You don't think so, Olivia? No, I just don't want to[1:49:22]   talk about it. No one wants to talk about it. Interesting question. I don't think anyone thinks it's something that's worth discussing.[1:49:28]   None of the staff wants to talk about it. Like nobody at home wants to talk about it because[1:49:33]   you don't even have to be an adult to not really want to talk about eating shit.[1:49:38]   You know what I mean? It's not funny and it's gross. It's[1:49:43]   like the grossest thing a human being could imagine doing right outside of being bi.[1:49:48]   But Ethan always wants to talk about shit and the whole staff is like, that's[1:49:53]   OK. No, but I really think it's an interesting topic. Don't you guys agree?[1:49:58]   Not really. Are you into shit?[1:50:03]   Nutritional calories come from, you know, your body[1:50:08]   absorbing nutrients in the food. And I don't think I mean, shit has already had all the nutrients taken out. So I[1:50:13]   would imagine it's locale. I'm gonna eat your ass. Does shit have a lot of[1:50:18]   calories? The bottom line going now, you might feel lighter after pooping. You're not actually losing[1:50:23]   much weight. That's not what we're asking. I don't think enough people have asked.[1:50:28]   How many calories are in your feces? I think I found it. Stool calories per gram[1:50:33]   were five. And this is the most up. He sat all day. I mean, this is the[1:50:38]   most energy really. Most of the time. I can't even sit back as far as he sits back.[1:50:43]   You'll see my whole Nard set up. He lays sometimes his[1:50:48]   head is about right here, just peeking up like Dawn of the Dead, like the poster where[1:50:53]   you only see up to his nose. It looks like he's like submerged some kind of[1:50:58]   a submariner type of situation. But no, no, he's up. This is about as[1:51:03]   high as he sits. And it's because they're talking. They're Googling is shit. Keto.[1:51:08]   Can I live off eating shit? You know, nobody is actually curious[1:51:13]   about this except for the scab. Hila actually got up to leave to create more shit for him for[1:51:18]   later. He shits during the show. This is real. Wasn't he just talking about another shit[1:51:23]   thing this morning that we were watching? It's every day. He was saying that his little kid[1:51:28]   can't shit. Yes. This is what he's telling Mike from Red Bar all day.[1:51:33]   And that's what I want these parents to know. Don't imagine you're talking to your[1:51:38]   aunt or your niece or somebody who finds this adorable. Imagine me[1:51:43]   naked, covered in cuts, listening to you[1:51:48]   describe your son's bath. OK, that's what I want you to imagine.[1:51:53]   That's the life that you have set up for yourself. His son is probably afraid to shit[1:51:58]   because the second he does, he runs in there and starts eating it. Well, listen to this.[1:52:03]   His son, a few months ago, went through a problem where he wouldn't shit for 12[1:52:08]   days. He was shaking. And, you know, this is a big thing for the[1:52:13]   Klein's. They want their kids to. To pass their waste.[1:52:18]   So this week, he lets us know he's got a bad kid.[1:52:23]   He's got a lemon for a kid. The Klein's produced two lemons. Salvo had a great[1:52:28]   short. Pull up that Salvo short where he says where he calls them dweebs,[1:52:33]   the dweebs of the town. See if you can find that one. This is a great Salvo[1:52:38]   short. I'm actually sickened by all[1:52:43]   shorts. I even wrote this down as a show note. How disgusted I am. You could cut to me. How[1:52:48]   disgusted I am with YouTube shorts junking up my inbox[1:52:53]   for proof. I'll show you what I mean. Let's see if I can find these YouTube shorts.[1:52:58]   Give me one second. It's under small talk. YouTube shorts[1:53:03]   need to end. Yeah, I'll show you what I usually mean. You could cut to the TV[1:53:08]   here. And this is what my inbox has[1:53:13]   become. Cut to the TV. Pull up this short[1:53:18]   here. Yeah. Have you seen these? So your whole inbox looks like this[1:53:23]   and these look really bad. They're the worst. They're worse than the thumbnails[1:53:28]   that the creator usually puts out. And[1:53:33]   they're never anything good. The YouTuber thinks, and this is what I meant[1:53:38]   last week when I was yelling at Tim Dillon for doing stuff like that. You know,[1:53:43]   shorts will be out for a week. They'll see a couple of asshole scammer influencers[1:53:48]   release shorts. And then the YouTuber, the comedian, the creator,[1:53:53]   they panic going, should I be doing shorts? I think I should.[1:53:58]   But they have no rhyme or reason to do shorts. Unlike Salvo Pancakes.[1:54:03]   We're going to show you what a good short versus their shorts. And[1:54:08]   what they do is they just pull 11 seconds from their podcast because they need to[1:54:13]   feed shorts to the algorithm. So it's never anything good. And I don't know if you've[1:54:18]   ever been on YouTube, but the last thing I want to do is play an 11 second clip.[1:54:23]   You know, it's it's not the place to do that. It's inappropriate. You know,[1:54:28]   I'm loading up a clip so that I could watch it for 11 seconds. YouTube,[1:54:32]   I like to settle in seven minutes. Yes. And someone says,[1:54:35]   and most of them are like 10 months old for some reason. Yes.[1:54:39]   They just all day, they just re upload every 10 seconds as a short.[1:54:45]   It's junking up my inbox because you'll have 50 videos a day[1:54:50]   now because they got their interns cutting everything up into shorts. Here's[1:54:55]   the thing.[1:54:56]   It's not the place to do shorts. It's never anything good.[1:55:00]   You know, and it's never intentional.[1:55:02]   It's always just a clip from something else that they've done.[1:55:06]   And they're kind of just throwing it up there as an ad.[1:55:09]   So now our subscription boxes are turning into ad boxes[1:55:14]   filled with the newest pop up.[1:55:18]   You know, it's not bad enough. You go to a website and 60 times[1:55:23]   you accept the cookies is if the end of the world is going to come.[1:55:27]   If you don't, and by the way, you know,[1:55:29]   you don't even have to accept the fucking thing.[1:55:32]   You could still scroll through the website without hitting cancel or accept.[1:55:35]   So what's the point? I hate these cookie.[1:55:40]   And then as soon as you click that, you go, finally,[1:55:43]   I'm free from the madness. You start scrolling, boom,[1:55:46]   save 60% by joining our mailing list.[1:55:51]   If I'm saving that much, something suspicious is happening on this site.[1:55:55]   I don't want to be a part of it. Please stop.[1:55:57]   We hated pop ups back in the day.[1:55:59]   There were pop up ads and we stopped doing them because they were aggressively annoying.[1:56:06]   You know, they were really something else.[1:56:09]   But now we do it every day. Please accept. Why?[1:56:11]   Because the EU, you might get in trouble with the EU.[1:56:16]   Did you know that's what it is, Jules?[1:56:18]   I looked into this, I asked Cameron finally after two years of being forced to hit accept[1:56:24]   so that I could view urban outfitters.[1:56:28]   I finally asked, why do we need to accept cookies?[1:56:32]   I obviously don't run this on our website.[1:56:35]   He goes, oh, well, everyone's afraid because in the EU, they make you,[1:56:40]   I don't know what the EU is, Europe.[1:56:42]   They make you do it because of, this is why everybody in the world has switched to doing this.[1:56:50]   Junking up their own websites, littering, making the internet look like crap.[1:56:55]   And that's exactly what these shorts are doing. Here's Howie Mandel.[1:56:59]   Can you do things in moderation shorts?[1:57:02]   And believe me, if you clicked one of these, you'd be terrified.[1:57:05]   11 seconds of a poorly cropped clip. Yuck.[1:57:11]   So here's a good way to know if somebody's bad. Have they released shorts?[1:57:17]   Are they releasing shorts? Unintentional shorts.[1:57:20]   I'm going to show you the difference between a short that's intended.[1:57:26]   These are salvo pancakes shorts. I love this guy.[1:57:30]   We get a kick out of him.[1:57:31]   We have a lot of similarities and people ask me this all the time.[1:57:34]   Is he copying you? You know, I know you hate copies and I do.[1:57:38]   You see what I do about people copying me. But then you see, I haven't really, shouldn't I be so mad at this salvo?[1:57:45]   Well, here's the thing. You only get mad about someone copying you when the guy copying you sucks and is ruining everything.[1:57:51]   Well, that's, yes. So yes.[1:57:54]   But when the guy who might be copying you is pretty funny, who cares?[1:57:59]   I wasn't going to say any of that. I don't know why you're accusing him of copying. I was going to say.[1:58:04]   I mean, people were saying in the BBG. I didn't say that. They did.[1:58:11]   I'm sticking up for him.[1:58:12]   Well, I was going to say, and I said this at the Bring Me the Group.[1:58:14]   We grew up in the same orphanage. We have a similar way of speaking. That was it.[1:58:21]   Oh yeah. But we love him.[1:58:23]   So let's show that short. Did you have that to me?[1:58:26]   I wasn't sure which one you were talking about, but maybe you know.[1:58:30]   So, let's see. These came out. Let's see.[1:58:33]   Hela Klein mean boss. OK, we'll start here and we'll see what happens.[1:58:37]   Uh oh! Hela and Ethan have found themselves in a tumultuous scandal.[1:58:43]   These are great.[1:58:44]   According to hundreds of ex-employees, leaving Glassdoor reviews and giving their official testimony on trial,[1:58:52]   Hela Klein was abusive and frankly, a rude.[1:58:56]   See, I love these. They fill me in on the Hela Klein news that I knew for the day.[1:59:01]   He gets in and out. You'll see how quick this happens.[1:59:05]   And then you know everything about Hela Klein instead of me taking hours just to show you the Karen trailer.[1:59:11]   Ruthless bitch.[1:59:13]   But this shouldn't come to a surprise of anybody that watches my channel.[1:59:17]   I have been calling her out on the way she looks at everybody around her with judging Israeli eyes.[1:59:24]   The Glassdoor review says, avoid this place like the plague. Hela will make your life miserable.[1:59:31]   But the Klein's are doing what the Klein's do best. They are covering it up. They are denying and they are lying.[1:59:38]   This story's not going away. This story is just getting started.[1:59:43]   And wait till they hear what the Klein's and Hela are doing to autistic children. It gets even worse.[1:59:52]   So imagine you're the Klein's and you got these. Every five minutes these are coming out.[1:59:58]   I think this is the one where he calls, he refers to Ethan's two children as dweebs.[2:00:04]   And I think this is a very important thing to note. Ethan's got two kids. The whole city thinks they suck.[2:00:11]   They think they're fags. The two Klein kids are already like big losers amongst their school and stuff.[2:00:19]   Listen to this. This is how I know.[2:00:21]   Ethan and Hela Klein are being awfully shady and passing the blame to Keepstar and Trisha Paytas for Hela just being a total bitch.[2:00:33]   You heard that right. Ethan and Neil are sitting there blaming this rotten bitch.[2:00:40]   This mean mean spirited toxic boss. Gonna run teddy fresh into the ground if she keeps this up.[2:00:47]   Treating her employees like straight dirt Hela Klein on Trisha Paytas and Keepstar running operations to leave bad reviews on Glass Tower.[2:00:57]   This is what the Klein's do. They blame and they pass responsibility.[2:01:02]   Ethan Klein blames everybody in the world on why he's an obese loser who can't even make love to his wife.[2:01:08]   Hela Klein likes to blame the nannies, likes to blame the uncles of why their children Theodore and Bruce are the schools in the town's biggest dweebs.[2:01:16]   And now Hela can't even take responsibility that she's just a...[2:01:19]   The school in the town's biggest dweebs. So that's another...[2:01:25]   It's worth it and then it's over. Boom. You get to watch it and it's over. Salvo Pancakes of course on YouTube.[2:01:33]   Okay, so we go back to the Klein's. So now you're updated on the little Klein's.[2:01:39]   And what was the next one? We've got I wonder...[2:01:42]   You could probably finish this one if you want.[2:01:44]   Let's finish this one. Yeah, this was the one. Recess Keto. Yes, yes, yes. Here we go.[2:01:50]   Kilograms, or I don't know what the fuck. That means stool calories lost at a percentage of digesting was 7.3?[2:01:59]   So you only lose 7.3 of the original calories? Percent.[2:02:03]   He's a calorie counter.[2:02:06]   What did you find, Olivia?[2:02:09]   Same thing. Listen to this. Right.[2:02:11]   They're not actually Googling.[2:02:14]   Does having diarrhea burn calories, someone asked.[2:02:16]   Somebody just said shit is keto.[2:02:20]   Is that true? I don't know. It depends how much bread you ate probably.[2:02:24]   See, he's serious here. Shit, you know what? Has anyone ever Googled that? Is shit keto?[2:02:29]   New Google unlocked.[2:02:31]   He's not laughing. This is a joke to him.[2:02:35]   He's wondering if he could get a couple free libs.[2:02:39]   You know, lost. You know who else too. And cut to me.[2:02:44]   I know what's going on with Josh Denny. I think I've cracked this.[2:02:48]   I love that Josh Denny following all the hot babes and stuff like that.[2:02:52]   I really think I know what's going on with Josh Denny.[2:02:55]   I throw around this accusation a lot, but I'm also right a lot when it comes to this.[2:03:00]   We've seen an influx of guys doing a lot of pervy stuff on Instagram.[2:03:06]   Josh Denny all of a sudden is getting into chicks. Have you seen this?[2:03:10]   He's been following all sorts of girls. Do we have that all show noted out? Great.[2:03:16]   Because this was brought up on the Bring Back group. You've seen a couple others.[2:03:20]   Eric Weinstein with the warts. Is it Eric? Am I getting that right?[2:03:24]   Yeah, Eric's the one with the warts, right?[2:03:27]   That's w-a-u-g-h. Isn't there a silent letter in there as well?[2:03:37]   And then it's t-z-a-warts. Eric Weinstein, too, following a lot of young girls on Instagram.[2:03:46]   And we saw Josh Denny. Let's pull up some of those accounts that he's following.[2:03:50]   Let me know when that's at the top.[2:03:51]   Yeah, sorry. I'm just looking for it.[2:03:52]   Yeah, so we're getting this and I've kind of figured out.[2:03:56]   I know this is going to sound easy, but I kind of figured out why Josh Denny has been all of a sudden giving likes out on Instagram.[2:04:04]   And by the way, to some of the grossest underwear models that we've ever seen.[2:04:11]   And you'll see this in a second here. And again, it's my age old theory that gross guys, they can't even let their fantasies be fun.[2:04:21]   Gross guys got to keep their fantasies kind of like, you know, where they would be in real life.[2:04:28]   Otherwise, the fantasy doesn't really work. I noticed this with James Fritz, my co-host from Chicago.[2:04:35]   There is Josh Denny's exotic likes. I noticed this with James Fritz.[2:04:42]   He would always think like dogs, like these fat kind of chubby gross girls were hot.[2:04:49]   He would never talk about like actual hot chicks. It would always be some kind of gross fat girl.[2:04:56]   And then when there was an actual hot model, he would do what the fat guys do where they go, oh, man, I'm sorry.[2:05:02]   I don't like these skinny little boys. You hear these guys, you know, a guy's over 300 pounds.[2:05:08]   When he refers to like Daisy Keach to them is like a skinny little boy.[2:05:14]   They need a woman with some meat on her, you know. And Josh Denny is the same way.[2:05:21]   And I have this theory that they know that actual hot chicks would reject them in real life.[2:05:29]   So it ruins their fantasy to think about a hot chick because they're used to hot chick rejection.[2:05:35]   So they actually have to like dirty kind of gross, ugly white trashy girls for their fantasies.[2:05:43]   In order for the fantasy to feel real enough to make them squirt at their kitchen at Twitter battle stations.[2:05:51]   So here's Josh Denny's. Let's see if we can get some pictures of these women.[2:05:56]   Yeah, you'll see the types that I mean this. We found him liking this.[2:06:01]   Look at this. This looks like Alana Love. Remember her?[2:06:07]   Remember Alana Love, the porn star with the scabs and the black and blues.[2:06:13]   Look at this is the girl Denny liked. Slight double chin. Shitty.[2:06:18]   I mean, you could tell this picture was taped in Florida.[2:06:23]   Is there anything worse than a girl born and raised in Florida?[2:06:29]   They're so disgusting. And even like the hottest chicks born and raised in Florida.[2:06:33]   They have these odd body flaws. They'll have bad tits.[2:06:38]   Or a bad butt. Just like a cheap, inbred-est butt.[2:06:43]   But this is the girl. He went out of his way to like this chick. Look at this, putz.[2:06:48]   Ooh. Nice hair. You know, she gets her hair down at like a regular like Sam's Clips. Great Clips.[2:06:57]   Hulu. Whatever you call that. And look at this bikini. This is what he's into.[2:07:02]   Look at these disgusturies. And you know, these things hang down about there.[2:07:06]   But then here's where it gets really bad. And this is where surely you could see like,[2:07:11]   why does this need to be part of your fantasy?[2:07:15]   Ooh. Just a slightly out of shape?[2:07:18]   He's horny.[2:07:19]   Hillbilly? So he's horny, right? You would only start liking all these.[2:07:24]   And he's been on a real spree. Here's another.[2:07:27]   And they're all like white trash. Like the type of chicks Kumiya likes.[2:07:31]   They're probably all like pro-life chicks that he heard about that he wants to come on his podcast.[2:07:37]   Pro-life babes. Let's see what other babes we got. Because they went through all of his stuff.[2:07:43]   Let's see if there's any. Ooh, look at that when you go close up.[2:07:47]   Got that beautiful Russian smile.[2:07:52]   Anyone knows that's not like, and if you're going to fantasize about somebody, why not?[2:07:58]   Liked by Josh Denny, Brittany Venti. Wow.[2:08:02]   So, OK, so he is going after the hate chicks.[2:08:07]   He's got a type.[2:08:08]   Hate. The hate chicks. Yeah.[2:08:10]   Ew. I mean, really. Look at this. I mean, really. Look at that hair and imagine that hair.[2:08:18]   So you want to hook up with this girl and run your hands through that? Through that copy pasta?[2:08:24]   Ooh.[2:08:27]   And if you're watching her streams, shame on you. If you're watching Pokemon, yuck.[2:08:35]   These girls are so ugly.[2:08:39]   So he's liking that. Look, somebody, look what people do.[2:08:42]   They zoom in on the face. This is her face. That's pretty, do you?[2:08:46]   Looks like Honda from Keith and the Girl.[2:08:49]   Howie.[2:08:51]   Your nickname shouldn't be, it looks like O.T. Swearing's wife, Howie.[2:08:56]   Howie. Let's see what else he liked here. Here's another one.[2:09:01]   Ooh.[2:09:03]   What does this one say? This is a different one.[2:09:06]   He's horny, right? He's horny. And then we pair this.[2:09:09]   He's casting out a wide net. Wow.[2:09:11]   Yeah, this is wide.[2:09:12]   He's got some different types.[2:09:13]   Well, I'll tell you why he likes these types. I'm losing my voice already.[2:09:16]   He likes girls that look like hotter versions of his NEDA.[2:09:22]   So Josh Denny's clearly racist. He does like the Nicole Arbour harsh, sharp, white trash looking freckle girls.[2:09:32]   But he's also dating this big Middle Eastern pig named NEDA who's about 300 pounds heavier than this.[2:09:39]   So all of a sudden Josh finds himself kind of liking hotter versions of NEDA.[2:09:45]   That's why he's into the Kardashians. And he's into girls that have eyebrows like this.[2:09:50]   I bet he's into Dave Portney's girlfriend, Shanisha. What's your name?[2:09:54]   Silvana.[2:09:55]   Silvana. And it's clear as day.[2:10:00]   There's another link, by the way.[2:10:02]   What's that? Yeah, there's another link in the notes. Let's see this.[2:10:06]   This is the erotica. There's another Facebook post about his erotica.[2:10:11]   I think there's three total.[2:10:13]   Oh my God. So he's also been liking pictures like this. This is Josh Denny, our leader.[2:10:20]   Whoa.[2:10:21]   Here Jake says, I also might have just discovered a Denny Kink animal woman.[2:10:27]   OK, what are he's liking these masked alt goth girls.[2:10:36]   This is weird for conservatorships.[2:10:39]   Look at this. He's got tape on the nipples. This is like abuse.[2:10:44]   Look at the shading to that they use for these photos.[2:10:48]   Oh, and she's got even he likes a girl with a little gut.[2:10:53]   They were a little beat up around the edges.[2:10:56]   And yeah, he was liking this. He was caught liking that. Look at this one.[2:11:03]   He liked that. Oh, I see why he liked it there.[2:11:07]   Some bumps. See those bumps, Jules?[2:11:11]   Zitty titties.[2:11:13]   That's what I call that when your tits. Girls, if your tit ain't flat, I'm calling them zitty titties and I'm feeling your braille.[2:11:20]   Your bumps. I try to pop those while you're sleeping.[2:11:24]   You sickery. So, yeah, they've caught him like this.[2:11:28]   And then I think we've got one more. And this is where I'm tying it together here.[2:11:33]   All of a sudden, Josh Denny's been really I mean, he's tweeting more than ever.[2:11:38]   He's doing all these live events. He's gabbing with Josh.[2:11:42]   He's doing podcast after podcast.[2:11:45]   Podcast after podcast.[2:11:47]   Here's Lala Rose. I'm surprised Josh hasn't liked your photos.[2:11:52]   You're his type with that face and body.[2:11:56]   Lala Rose, Josh has been on a thought kick.[2:12:00]   He followed all of these ladies recently. Thank you, Lala.[2:12:04]   Look at these ladies he's been following.[2:12:06]   And they're all these, yeah, pro-life, mean bitches, right, from Florida.[2:12:13]   Yes, if it's a girl named Tommy.[2:12:15]   Yes, Tommy is a big alt-right Floridian name. T-O-M-M-I.[2:12:21]   They're still naming their kids Tommy in Florida.[2:12:24]   Joe Rogan loves Florida. It's a beautiful place.[2:12:27]   So does Tim Dillon. It's gorgeous. But, yeah, look at these supremacists.[2:12:32]   A girl with the last name Peterson. That's how you know.[2:12:36]   Also, you know, a lot of the supremacist women have high foreheads.[2:12:41]   You notice his blonde hair, high foreheads.[2:12:45]   So we caught him doing this and then we see that he's all of a sudden.[2:12:51]   Avery Schmuck just did a report in the BBG that says,[2:12:55]   we all know Denny's been browsing IG for babes.[2:12:58]   145 of his 249 likes in the past month have been women.[2:13:04]   Say that again, 145 likes out of 149 have been these types of women.[2:13:12]   They sent you the post in the text.[2:13:14]   Yeah, how do you feel about this, Netta?[2:13:17]   This is salvo pancakes is what I got here in the text.[2:13:20]   Netta, Josh's big fat wife, I wish we had that video footage of her at the event.[2:13:26]   You won't believe how big and fat this Netta, I mean, really like this big.[2:13:32]   Morbidly obese, OK?[2:13:35]   And Josh has been trying to hide that, you know, he keeps a black and white headshot.[2:13:40]   I want to get one of these. Remind me, put this on our to-dos.[2:13:43]   I want a black and white framed photo of Netta from her thin days right on my desk here.[2:13:50]   A photo that I look at, you know, everybody can see during the show.[2:13:53]   We put it down, face down during times.[2:13:58]   But he's got a black and white eight by 10 of Netta.[2:14:02]   I don't know if he took this down after being called out, but you know, when he does his podcast from his kitchenette,[2:14:07]   he'll have his bulletin board and his file cabinet to show that, oh, look, he's paying bills.[2:14:13]   He's paying bills. He's got them in racks.[2:14:17]   He went to the office supply store and he bought the three tiered in-out box just to make his desk more desk-like.[2:14:27]   What are you printing and putting in the in-out box? I throw away all my mail now.[2:14:32]   All the mail. I haven't opened a piece of mail in seven months.[2:14:36]   So you don't need an in-out box unless you're pretending and just trying to hype up your desk, make it look like the office.[2:14:42]   Here's this Avery Schmuck thing. Let's see this.[2:14:46]   His report on Josh Denny. We all know Denny's been browsing IG for babes, they say.[2:14:53]   One hundred and forty-five of his two hundred and forty-nine likes.[2:14:57]   OK, that's still a lot. In the past month have been women.[2:15:01]   OK, let's see this. Zoom in here.[2:15:05]   While I'm really losing, what can we do about my voice? Another shot of alcohol here?[2:15:10]   It's because I practiced our ending song 16 times last night.[2:15:16]   It's so hard. The ending song I chose for today is really hard.[2:15:21]   Yeah. So look at these. We can see they've got files. They've gone through all the graphing program you're using.[2:15:27]   We're using programs. We're graphing it out. And this is the tag cloud, I'm assuming, showing the redheads.[2:15:37]   Wow. Look at this. So he's even liking photos that are hashtagged.[2:15:43]   So imagine the low quality women. You know, if you're following real Instagram, they've moved on past hashtags like 10 years ago.[2:15:51]   Hashtags are for the poor. Hashtags are for like cheap boomer people. Right.[2:15:57]   Like real models aren't using hashtags like redhead. Look at this.[2:16:01]   So Josh has been actually liking some redheads because he's a redhead. He's got a fetish for his own.[2:16:08]   And what's the other one? Ginger girl. Look at this.[2:16:13]   So he's been liking posts that say ginger girl, redhead, bumping mics.[2:16:19]   Yeah. Do you see any others? Bumping mics, transgender. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.[2:16:25]   Hashtag gay. Where are you seeing that? Where are you up at the top?[2:16:31]   Shut the fuck up. The watch again. And Bill Maher is going to talk about my watch today.[2:16:37]   Where do you see your mouse? Look up. New episode. LGBT pride.[2:16:43]   All lives matter. Wow. So most of it because it's because the alt right is always making the joke and hash tagging it with that.[2:16:52]   Probably. And he's liking joke posts, making fun of all lives matter. So they don't matter to him. That's nice.[2:17:00]   OK, so we've been seeing this now. Let's pull up. The final thing is this tweet from Josh Denny.[2:17:07]   And this is where I knew something was up. So usually I accuse people when they're horny online.[2:17:13]   And I know you guys roll your eyes at this. I accuse them of being on five ads or Adderall.[2:17:23]   I accuse these guys of being on five answer Adderall, because if you've ever taken these drugs, that's almost like the main feature.[2:17:29]   You could cut to me. That's almost like the main feature of these speed like study drugs.[2:17:37]   Whenever I'm on Adderall, all I want to do, I can't get any work done unless it's on my own junk downtown.[2:17:47]   That's the only work I'm getting on downstairs, working on the train. I don't know how anyone gets anything else done.[2:17:55]   And my bigger concern are to all the people who are so horny on Adderall and Vyvanse, but don't really realize it.[2:18:05]   And that's where Josh Denny comes into play now again. Oh, here it is. Another one of Mike's Adderall accusations.[2:18:12]   Well, they're all on it. I mean, they really look someone else. Pat Mayer, I think, said the same thing.[2:18:18]   So I put in his comment to credit him. Great. And you'll see this ties together more than just my wild accusations.[2:18:25]   I think it's bad to be on Adderall. I think you should use Adderall as an MDMA ecstasy like substance where once, maybe twice a year, you get together.[2:18:39]   You do 30 milligrams of Adderall throughout the night and you slow J to whatever you want.[2:18:47]   Treat yourself. And you'll see the videos will seem so. They'll have so much weight to them that night.[2:18:55]   And you'll go, wow, everything really feels nice. That to me, again, is Adderall's main feature.[2:19:01]   Everything else is I don't really understand. So Josh has been hanging out with Gavin McInnes a lot lately.[2:19:09]   And Gavin's main medicine is Adderall. That's what keeps him viral. Yes, he calls it dadderall. Isn't that funny?[2:19:17]   I believe and probably Josh has been. No, I believe Josh is newly on Adderall because I don't think this is something he could ever afford.[2:19:27]   Josh does not have health insurance. Josh could not afford street Adderall.[2:19:34]   So I think that he when he went to do this show with Gavin or maybe even before that, he realized, wow, this Adderall is actually a very useful tool.[2:19:47]   And he's seeing all these other people get rich while using Adderall. Stephen Crowder, most Tim Pool.[2:19:52]   I mean, most everyone you see on camera is on Adderall. They do that and they don't think they need to tell you.[2:19:59]   They think that they could just do the show on Adderall. It's a you're a completely different person, completely.[2:20:07]   And that's why if I was ever on Adderall, I would tell you immediately because you wouldn't be getting the real me.[2:20:14]   You'd get a version of me that my brain thinks is happening. I find it to be very sneaky.[2:20:21]   And the consequences that Adderall brings are greater than any reward you're getting. You're all going to be fucked.[2:20:27]   I mean, there's probably going to be I don't think we've even seen the effects.[2:20:32]   You know how they keep saying still like, oh, we still haven't even seen all the evictions coming from Covid.[2:20:38]   And by the way, why haven't we? What's going on? What happened to the big eviction day that I've been looking forward to my whole life?[2:20:45]   It probably happened. And that's why there's so many bombs.[2:20:48]   Now, I was waiting for the day where I lose all my SCARS members because everybody's been evicted living off the government dime.[2:20:57]   I didn't really notice a change, a drop off. So it's going to be like that, though, with Adderall.[2:21:03]   I think we've never had so many people using Adderall recreationally like this to get work done.[2:21:10]   And I think all at one time, just like how all those kids are going to sue their parents.[2:21:15]   We're going to see a day where the consequences of Adderall are very blatant.[2:21:21]   And we're going to be seeing them like me, too, is when that thing started happening every day.[2:21:26]   Jeremy Piven, Stephen Crowder, Justin. And we're going to see these people really go through their crash and that breakdown.[2:21:33]   You know, Philip DeFranco, this pill is going to run out eventually.[2:21:37]   You know, these guys must be on 80, 90 milligrams by now to keep up with that intensity that it once gave them.[2:21:44]   And eventually you can't you know, there's a number you have to stop at.[2:21:49]   And that's where things are going to get messy. And they're all headed there.[2:21:53]   I think Josh just started taking Adderall. And here's my final piece of evidence.[2:21:58]   It's this tweet. And this isn't a joke. Look at this tweet.[2:22:02]   Day three on keto. Does anyone know if the gun in my mouth has any carbs?[2:22:08]   Very funny. Huh?[2:22:12]   Yeah. So Josh is all of a sudden on a diet.[2:22:17]   Or did he need to have a plan in place in case he lost a shitload of weight real fast?[2:22:26]   You know, Josh has been lying about being on diets throughout his whole life.[2:22:31]   You know, he's always talking about like he's the keto king. Him and Red Band, right?[2:22:35]   The leaders of the ketogenic diet.[2:22:38]   If Red Band's been on that keto for about 10 years, hasn't dropped a pound.[2:22:42]   Getting fatter and fatter every day. Josh Denny the same.[2:22:46]   He always is schooling everybody on diets and what to eat and what not to eat.[2:22:51]   Yet it's getting fatter and fatter by the day. So he's never been able to lose weight. Ever.[2:22:57]   I mean, I've known this guy since he came out. He's never lost weight. He's only gotten bigger.[2:23:04]   So if we see him losing weight now, we could guarantee that the Adderall is in place.[2:23:13]   He's all of a sudden horny. We've never seen him liking all these naked girls.[2:23:19]   So he's all of a sudden really horny. He's all of a sudden more proactive.[2:23:23]   And of course, he's keto now. So if we start seeing some weight loss, it's because of the keto, not the Adderall.[2:23:33]   One of the main effects of Adderall. Besides, I would say number two being ecstasy, it's a weight loss.[2:23:41]   It's the only reason Dave Portney isn't gay looking, gay and Jewish.[2:23:47]   I mean, Dave Portney would basically look like Ethan Klein if he didn't take Adderall, you know?[2:23:52]   We have the same type of joke.[2:23:54]   Well, you've seen the old him.[2:23:55]   Yeah. Okay. I can't believe I'm losing my voice like this.[2:23:57]   Well, you show Pat Mayer's comment so he doesn't look like we're copying him.[2:24:01]   Okay. Let's see what Pat said. Could you imagine that? This is Pat, the kid.[2:24:05]   I love him. I saw a picture of him on Facebook. I was like, he's looking good.[2:24:09]   This is what he said. I've been thinking. So we came to this conclusion. They're saying me and the kid.[2:24:13]   Do you remember the kid? He was the guy who got thrown out of the Patrick Melton event viciously.[2:24:19]   He had hair like Morrissey, my new favorite band Morrissey.[2:24:26]   Is it cringe? I don't like Morrissey. I'm not saying anything like that.[2:24:30]   I've recently just learned what Morrissey was. Is Morrissey known as cringe? Is Morrissey goth?[2:24:41]   To me, Morrissey and The Cure. Is Morrissey the same thing as The Cure?[2:24:47]   Where everyone's in black and they're at the concert going like this.[2:24:54]   You know, I don't know. I'm just now learning about Morrissey. So let us know.[2:25:00]   Okay. So here's Pat. He says, I've been thinking maybe Gavin got Josh into Adderall.[2:25:05]   It would explain the spike in bizarre arrogance. Yeah. Wow.[2:25:09]   It all adds up. An obsession with pretending to be busy. Yeah. And of course, the girls, girls, girls.[2:25:16]   So let's keep an eye on him.[2:25:20]   Comedian changes. Could Josh Denny finally lose all that weight?[2:25:25]   And imagine how awful he would be if he lost any of that weight.[2:25:30]   You've stretched your body out to the point of no return, fat man.[2:25:34]   It's the same. Really, you can't lose weight. This is why that guy from Star Trek never lost weight.[2:25:41]   He knows once you expand, once you're fat for like two years, your bones start growing.[2:25:48]   That's why Al Roker and these people, Star Jones, when they get the bypass surgery and they lose all that weight really quick.[2:25:55]   They look really weird. It looks like their bodies are all square and the skin hangs off.[2:26:01]   Well, it's because their bones grew underneath all that fat.[2:26:06]   They had to get stronger to carry all that weight. Now that you've lost that weight, you got a screwed up oddity skeleton.[2:26:14]   So I love that. I like how fat people think they could lose the weight. You can't.[2:26:19]   You look like wet movie one. You'll never look the same. You'll be ghoulish.[2:26:24]   So I like that. I like how fat people, they've used this all the time. They go, I'll make fun of a fat person and they do this every time.[2:26:30]   I could always lose the weight, but you'll never not be an asshole.[2:26:37]   It's actually the opposite of that. You could lose all the weight you want.[2:26:40]   You're going to look like a fucking asshole your whole life because of what you've done to your skeleton.[2:26:47]   So that's why, yes, it's almost smarter for people like Ethan. Don't try to lose the weight.[2:26:52]   You're going to look bizarre. You're going to look odd.[2:26:56]   Okay, Denny. So if Denny starts getting skinny, it's going to be real gross, especially with those Kentucky eyes that he's got now.[2:27:03]   Okay. Um, that was just Denny. We've got Ethan shit. Listen to my voice, huh?[2:27:08]   It is that you were made this time. That's you really going to put on silent. It is on silent.[2:27:13]   The big red bell has got an ex over it. This is what I mean. How do you get away?[2:27:18]   And I've got do not disturb. I'll fix it for you.[2:27:24]   Just turn. We've got some new merch out and I want to give away, uh,[2:27:29]   um, five gift cards to people that are poor.[2:27:34]   Okay, we'll do that. This is what we're doing.[2:27:41]   Have you no money? Are you not?[2:27:47]   Did you not grow up being cool?[2:27:53]   Have you no money? Are you not?[2:28:02]   Hold on a sec.[2:28:09]   Not all of us can be rich and beautiful.[2:28:15]   Do you have no money?[2:28:17]   No money.[2:28:24]   We wanted to, we came out. Oh, listen to that. We came out with a new merge.[2:28:29]   Finally. Yes. Basics. We're starting with basics. I love the, you know what?[2:28:34]   I am a, it's going to be one of those things. You're going to see it under me every day.[2:28:38]   The Heather. I am into this Heather right now. It's been 20 years.[2:28:43]   You're wearing it right now. Aren't you? I am wearing the Heather right now.[2:28:46]   Now imagine this once we get that nice old school blue.[2:28:52]   It's going to be my everyday shirt. Yeah.[2:28:55]   I was thinking about it while doing the merge.[2:28:58]   This is more of like what you'll catch me wearing throughout the day.[2:29:02]   You know, we've done a lot of stuff. Every time we go to do merge,[2:29:05]   I always end up doing, I'm like, Oh, it's got to have a brand new big design.[2:29:10]   But whenever I'm buying merge,[2:29:13]   I tend to just buy the stuff that's simple or just the logo or the basics.[2:29:19]   So that's where we started here. And I got to really, really,[2:29:24]   let's have a drink together because this was too nice.[2:29:27]   I want to thank everybody who came out and ran out and got something.[2:29:32]   I feel like Tim Dillon here. I feel like Andrew Schultz with fast shots.[2:29:39]   This is how they might feel because Holy shit. I mean, really,[2:29:43]   you guys bought more of this crap than you've ever bought before.[2:29:48]   So that's very exciting. I feel like Ethan and Hela Klein.[2:29:52]   I feel like Ethan and Hela Klein off of a fresh Teddy fresh scheme.[2:29:57]   Selling stuff does make me feel like sick.[2:30:00]   We were talking about this the other day.[2:30:03]   We actually like despise selling stuff.[2:30:07]   Cause that's not ultimately what we came here to do.[2:30:11]   So it's not like something we like doing,[2:30:16]   but you need to, I mean, you need the clothing. I would want the clothing.[2:30:21]   I'm a giant merch buyer. I buy more of it than anybody.[2:30:27]   And to me, that's what I wear. I mean,[2:30:31]   try going to the mall and finding a t-shirt to wear. I dare you.[2:30:34]   Go to the mall, try to find a t-shirt.[2:30:36]   You're going to go to Abercrombie and Fitch where you get a nice blank t-shirt,[2:30:40]   but go wash that sucker.[2:30:42]   See how nice it looks when it's turned into a baby tee,[2:30:46]   all crusty and fanned out at the bottom. Okay.[2:30:50]   You're not going to really want that. The bottom looks like a frilly sock.[2:30:53]   And then what are you going to do?[2:30:54]   Be so uncreative that you walk into PacSun or Urban Outfitters and get one of[2:30:59]   their allotted graphic tees that they deem you wear.[2:31:04]   So really all we have to wear to be individuals anymore is this merch.[2:31:12]   And I love it. But the problem with most merch is it's crap.[2:31:17]   So for instance, even like Tom Segura's merch, it's printed nice.[2:31:21]   They all use factories now. So there's a new thing. Oh yeah.[2:31:24]   Let's cheers to everybody who got something nice. You're going to love it.[2:31:28]   Thank you so much. One sec, one sec.[2:31:37]   That was a big one.[2:31:39]   Oh, by the way, merch is available till Friday.[2:31:43]   So it is a pre-order and what we're going to do is we're going to end sales Friday[2:31:47]   and immediately when sales end is when everything goes into production[2:31:52]   and we get it made and then it will ship to you.[2:31:55]   I'm hoping for three weeks max if I could do this right.[2:32:00]   You know, sales end Friday, it goes into production.[2:32:04]   Lord willing and the creek don't rise. Then we get them back.[2:32:07]   We ship them all out. And you know what's kind of cool?[2:32:10]   I used to think this was lame about Redbar, but this is kind of cool.[2:32:14]   We actually, listen how lame this is, but now it's come back to cool.[2:32:20]   When I first started Redbar, I thought like, oh,[2:32:24]   the goal was to have like an employee do this or to have a company.[2:32:28]   I can't wait till the day where a company does the merger.[2:32:32]   I can't wait till this. I was so wrong about all that.[2:32:36]   Now, isn't it kind of refreshing that here's a show and we do it all ourselves.[2:32:44]   You really don't see that anymore. Remember when it always used to be that way.[2:32:48]   It always used to be, oh, here's this show or this band.[2:32:51]   And they do it all their selves in house. DIY.[2:32:55]   They called it. Nowadays, you can't find that.[2:32:58]   Nowadays, every podcast is a giant corporation.[2:33:01]   If you order a merch through Tom Segura site, this has nothing to do with Tom.[2:33:08]   Some artist that isn't Tom makes a design and uploads it to some company that isn't Tom.[2:33:14]   And then they sell it to you.[2:33:17]   The only thing that it has to do with their show is that they're the ones collecting the money at the end of the day.[2:33:23]   But so many shows have just become completely hands off.[2:33:28]   And I think that's why we're seeing this disconnect here with all these shows and why they're so boring.[2:33:34]   So guess what? Jules and I do all the merch ourselves.[2:33:38]   We're not printing it. We're not fucking Mexicans.[2:33:42]   I was just about to say I fold these shirts with my little hands while Mike screams.[2:33:47]   Yes. To go faster. A Mexican could do this job.[2:33:51]   And so, yeah, like we do the designs, we do the mock ups, we upload it to the site, we promote it to the site.[2:33:58]   We type out the promotion. So, yes, we're not trying to say that this is fantastic.[2:34:03]   We're not trying to say how incredible we are.[2:34:05]   But do you really know anybody that's doing every aspect of it themselves anymore?[2:34:11]   I almost felt like we have to make a note and tell people that because people probably just assume that there's people doing it.[2:34:21]   You know, from Ethan and Hila to Andrew Scholz to Tim Dylan, none of those guys touch anything.[2:34:27]   They don't do their own audio. I mean, they don't know how to work nothing.[2:34:31]   And when did that stop being a thing? When did that stop being, you know, each one of these shirts gets my breath.[2:34:39]   So, yes. So that is something extra special. But that's why all of our stuff takes longer.[2:34:44]   That's why all of our stuff is this way and not that way, because it's not being pumped out at some garbage factory.[2:34:52]   So here's the final thing I'll say about the merge. When you get our T-shirt, you'll instantly know the difference.[2:34:59]   And when you're really going to notice the difference is three years from now, when it's still being used,[2:35:06]   when you're still pulling it off a hanger and putting it on, that's when you're going to go, oh, well, these really hold up.[2:35:14]   These are the only shirts that they've had their merch shirts for like two years and they're still great.[2:35:19]   There we go. So we go out of our way. We we buy the most expensive blanks that are pretty much on the market.[2:35:26]   And we've tested all of them throughout the years. And my biggest thing is I don't care how they look when they come out of the package.[2:35:34]   I care how they look when they come out of the wash. And I'll tell you this, every T-shirt, every.[2:35:42]   And I buy them all. I bought T-shirts from every podcast we've goofed on on this show.[2:35:47]   I bought podcast merch from every YouTuber, every podcast you can think of. None of it exists anymore.[2:35:57]   But the red bar shirts that I wear almost every day exist and they look beautiful when you take them out of the wash and you hang dry them, by the way.[2:36:05]   Wash instructions coming. Mike's personal wash instructions coming with the new shirt.[2:36:12]   But anyway, yes, they will be the shirt that last. They'll be the shirt that's not wrinkled.[2:36:17]   It'll be the shirt that didn't shrink up and you'll pull that shirt off the hanger and it's going to be the shirt that hangs on you the best.[2:36:26]   I know this because it's the shirt that hangs on me the best. It's the one that I go up every day, put it on.[2:36:32]   Whether it's an X X S or an X X X L, they all fit me perfectly.[2:36:41]   That's not true. Just the largest fit me perfectly. But thanks to everybody who bought one. And you'll see this will be your favorite shirt.[2:36:49]   We're not lying to you about that. Sales in Friday store dot red bar radio dot net.[2:36:55]   But I wanted to go even further. So the shirts are kind of expensive. They're forty dollars, five dollars more than any other podcasters shirts.[2:37:06]   But they're five dollars better, OK? No, they're thirty dollars better.[2:37:12]   I mean, I'm not, you know, we should bring in some of our other podcast merch. I could like that Glassman hoodie.[2:37:20]   Oh, my God. You should see the thin garments we're getting from people that are charging sixty five dollars.[2:37:28]   So most podcasters now the going rate, they've copied this from Urban Outfitters, thirty five dollars for a T-shirt.[2:37:36]   Which is fine if it's good, but they're not good. I've bought them all.[2:37:41]   Tom Seguro shirt, paper thin. Again, it hangs on your nice day one and you go to wash it and it's all squiggly.[2:37:50]   So then what good is it? What good was saving the five dollars?[2:37:55]   For the five dollars extra you give us, you will have a shirt that you get to use years longer than anybody else's.[2:38:04]   So five dollars for years more. It's great. And the reason we can't there's some people are going to say to you, but Mike, we don't need the best shirt.[2:38:12]   You don't know what you need. And the reason we can't do the shitty shirts and sell them to you for twenty five dollars is because it would be a shitty shirt.[2:38:22]   And it would be all wrinkled up in your closet and then you would hate red bar.[2:38:26]   You'd see this disgusting shirt every day like I do. When I look at the Whitney Cummings shirt, that's all wrinkled and disgusting.[2:38:33]   Now I hate her. Oh, God, here we go. Now I hate her.[2:38:41]   So ours are better. But what I wanted to do, not everybody could afford forty dollars. Forty turns into eighty real quick.[2:38:49]   Sorry, hold up. So today I'm giving away I was going to give away five gift cards for two hundred dollars.[2:38:57]   I'm giving away 10. How are you going to decide who gets them?[2:39:02]   So this is what I'm doing. And this is how you know, red bars. Nice. We want to make sure our pores not everybody is rich.[2:39:09]   We want to make sure our pores get the same experience. So I always say, listen, you got to join Scars Club, not for my benefit, but for yours.[2:39:18]   So if you're poor and you email me and I could tell who's lying and who's sincere, I'll give you free memberships.[2:39:27]   And here's the same thing. If you're poor, you still need to be able to enjoy something like this.[2:39:35]   However, you know. Part of the reason, too, we don't just sell cheap shirts for cheap dollars is because then poor people would walk around with our hideously ugly shirts.[2:39:49]   So you'd have like the shittiest guy wearing a red bar shirt, then it's all wrinkled and then he'd be acting like an asshole because he's poor.[2:39:57]   And then they'd be like, oh, red bar, poor shit guy. So keeping them forty dollars, believe me, it keeps the nicer guys wearing them in public.[2:40:07]   But I still feel bad for the few good people who are poor as dirt and just can't. You don't have an extra and I wouldn't let you.[2:40:16]   I wouldn't allow it. The dad you never had, you're not spending your money on this.[2:40:23]   And when people write to me, Mike, is there any way I could get a discount on Scars Club? I'm so poor.[2:40:28]   You don't get a discount. You get it for free. You have no business spending money. You have no business spending this money.[2:40:37]   So we're going to give away. This is what I'm going to do. Ten two hundred dollar gift cards.[2:40:44]   And you can see there right here and you could use them for any item on our store till Friday.[2:40:49]   I'm going to give away ten two hundred dollar gift cards. You can buy whatever you want. You can buy your friends.[2:40:55]   How do people sign up for this contest? You have to email me.[2:41:01]   Keep it one paragraph. Tell me why you're doing so poorly.[2:41:09]   No, is that what we were going to do? I forgot what we were going to do. I don't think we really came up with a plan.[2:41:13]   Just email me. Tell me you're poor and don't take advantage of it.[2:41:17]   You could easily go, oh, I'm not poor. I'm going to email him. Tell him I'm poor. I'm going to get not poor.[2:41:22]   And then you get a card erroneously. You're just going to feel bad about it.[2:41:26]   And you're going to feel bad about it because you're taking it away from a poor show.[2:41:30]   We're just doing the honor system. One of my favorite bands, the honor system.[2:41:36]   Now, are you going to announce the winners on the next show and tell stories or are you just going to give?[2:41:41]   No, I'm not giving anyone anything. Haven't you seen my rich facet material?[2:41:46]   This is a lie. No, I'm giving away because I want the poor people not to go home and go, oh, only the elites get to wear red bar merch.[2:41:54]   We're so nasty. And I look up your addresses. Some of you live in squalor.[2:42:00]   People are saying that you should require a screenshot of bank balance.[2:42:04]   No, no, no. How about this? That's too far.[2:42:07]   You have to give me a screen. Google Maps.[2:42:13]   Version of your house, just the front screenshot of your house, because I've Google map, like sometimes I'm getting a guy harassing me.[2:42:22]   And then I. Here's my process. You could cut to me. Somebody harassing me online.[2:42:28]   I go, what is this about? Jules? And then we go like this. We're all scared.[2:42:34]   And then what I do is I take his name and I cross reference it with Scars Club.[2:42:38]   And half of the time these guys are scars members. Can you believe it?[2:42:42]   So we do what's called a Google street view of your house.[2:42:49]   And Jules, some of these guys live in homes that even Helen Keller would go, I'm looking for something a little bigger.[2:43:03]   Really scary. Like on the end street where you go, oh, that's what the like service roads that lead to nowhere.[2:43:15]   A house in the end at the end. Sometimes it's just a lot.[2:43:22]   It's scary. And I do this to every member. I check their house.[2:43:29]   I've sorry. I'm looking at Anthony Kumi on my screen for what's up in Q.[2:43:34]   Really. But I've seen some guys who go and then I imagine they've got me going on the rusted out boom box in the garage.[2:43:43]   You know how somebody's poor when they have a garage. Poor people got more stuff in their garage than any rich person you'll ever know.[2:43:52]   BB's covered in sticky cider. You know, you go to a poor person's garage.[2:43:58]   Everything's sticky. Like you're like, oh, cool. Liquor. Oh, it's sticky.[2:44:04]   Everything's sticky. Oh, cool. BB. Oh, what's on it?[2:44:11]   Oh, that doesn't work. And everything in a poor person's house. Oh, don't touch that. It's broken.[2:44:17]   Well, then why can't I touch it if it's already broken? That's how you know somebody's poor. Oh, don't don't. No, no, no, no.[2:44:23]   You can't use that. It's broken. Oh, OK. Why are you why is it here?[2:44:29]   It's so broken. Poor people have a garage. Oh, my God.[2:44:33]   It's it's like going to a cool antiquing experience, going to a poor person's garage.[2:44:39]   I keep a lot of stuff that's broken. I have a hard time throwing things away. Does that mean I'm poor at heart?[2:44:45]   You mean I keep a lot of stuff. She don't got no stuff. It's all mine. I got a lot of stuff.[2:44:51]   So what day do people have to have their emails in for the contest? OK, so email me.[2:44:56]   You've got until Thursday to email me. We're giving away 10.[2:45:01]   This is real. Ten, two hundred dollar gift cards. Maybe you should say by Friday, because that's when the sale ends.[2:45:06]   Sure. By Friday. I don't care. And we'll pick 10 on Friday.[2:45:11]   We'll pick 10 on Friday. You got to email me. Be sincere.[2:45:16]   And that's that. And we'll see. And maybe that doesn't mean if you email me, you instantly get it and you start getting all mad.[2:45:23]   No, we're going to pick 10 people from the emails. Exactly. And if you take if you lie.[2:45:30]   That will stick with you the rest of your life. I can't prevent you from lying.[2:45:34]   I can't prevent you from scamming. But if you do just know some.[2:45:39]   Really ugly, unfortunate loser is sitting at home with no shirt from red bar.[2:45:47]   Plus, I do need to see a picture of you. You can't be wearing a red bar shirt if it doesn't come in your size.[2:45:55]   I've seen guys ordering larges that are this big and they're wearing my shirt like Submariner scuba diver gear.[2:46:06]   I don't want it like that. I am a technical men's medium.[2:46:12]   I wear a large. You want a little room. Stop wearing your T's so tight.[2:46:19]   If you want to adjust your order, now's the time. I don't want to see it in a tight if the sleeves are slick to your arm.[2:46:26]   It's too tight. The sleeve should have about a half inch of space on all sides hovering.[2:46:33]   Over the arm. That's how I like it to look. What do you think, Jules?[2:46:41]   About the size? No, I'm just kidding. But don't please. I don't want any pictures.[2:46:45]   And by the way, every guy who posts a picture and tags us is always a guy who's you where I wear a large, OK?[2:46:52]   And then these guys like Danny Woodward will buy a large. He's eight times the size of Thanos.[2:46:58]   He is like, OK, so I'm here, right? Danny Woodward is here.[2:47:05]   So I he's this wide compared to me yet buying the same shirt as me.[2:47:12]   It's I don't want you guys looking like you're in the big muscle.[2:47:17]   Yeah, I guess if you have muscles, I don't like when it's a fat guy and you see, oh, he bought the wrong size.[2:47:23]   But he's wearing that shirt, man. He's going to wear the red bar shirt.[2:47:27]   He's a fat guy and he's got eight Mexican style rolls on the back.[2:47:33]   But he needs to wear the shirt. Please don't just email me. I'll get you a different size.[2:47:39]   And there's a lot of people who will buy. They're so shameful about their weight gain.[2:47:46]   Don't be shameful. It's better if you're a three X by the three X.[2:47:51]   So there'll be guys we sell up to three X, which we shouldn't. We should be like Brandy Melville.[2:47:57]   We're inclusive. And you'll see guys who certainly should be a three X and they'll buy a large.[2:48:05]   Because in that moment, they're too embarrassed to admit what they've become.[2:48:11]   So they get the large and they go through the whole process of pulling it over their body and walking around town like that.[2:48:20]   Guys, that is not the answer. Just admit to being a three X and live your life in comfort, please.[2:48:28]   OK. You know the drill about this contest.[2:48:32]   We'll pick the most compelling 10 stories.[2:48:36]   And your stories can be used in promotions, just like Instagram.[2:48:42]   Your data can be used anywhere. Red bar.[2:48:45]   Your stories may be used to make us look good.[2:48:48]   Yeah. Mike at red bar radio dot net. Tell me.[2:48:51]   Just really quickly, I can't afford the shirt. I would love to wear it and it will be yours.[2:48:56]   OK. Everybody is going to feel great and look great. And thank you to everybody who bought one.[2:49:02]   I just couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. And we'll try to do some more stuff. It's a lot of work for us.[2:49:07]   We do it all ourselves. It's a lot of work for us. A lot of folding, carrying, designing, uploading, worrying about the print.[2:49:17]   It's a big job. That's why I get so mad when I see Tom Segura.[2:49:22]   He just gets to collect all the cash without doing any of that work.[2:49:26]   He literally just gets to sit there. Someone else does it all. And he goes, how much money do we make off the new shirts?[2:49:33]   Four hundred thousand dollars. Great. Let's put out more. That's it.[2:49:39]   That makes me mad. That makes me sick. You got to earn it. Right.[2:49:44]   Can we take a two second break because I got to go to the bathroom?[2:49:48]   Oh, got to go to the bathroom bad. Got to go to the bathroom bad. We've got some great songs.[2:49:52]   We're going to be here with you guys all day. It's a sleepover series.[2:49:56]   You want to play one of your songs? Yeah, we're going to play one of my songs. We'll do Crown.[2:50:02]   We'll be right back. We're going to take our first break here today. We're going to clean ourselves up and we'll be right back with much more on Red Bar.[2:50:09]   OK, everybody, we'll see you soon.[2:50:13]   This is a very important song. I'm going to do this as a performance one day.[2:50:22]   Hold on a second. You walk around like everything is in control.[2:50:29]   Favor come with favors and you can't say no.[2:50:34]   Go out the way to make the coin available.[2:50:39]   That's what I call love.[2:50:48]   The closest ones afraid to say they need some time.[2:50:54]   Turn around is life or death, but you don't mind.[2:50:59]   Go out the way to say you made the compromise.[2:51:04]   That's what I call love.[2:51:15]   For the time it goes and I'll be there when somebody needs.[2:51:21]   You say no and all of you don't give them amnesia.[2:51:27]   One thing I've learned, love can change with the seasons.[2:51:31]   I can't please everybody.[2:51:34]   I can't please everybody.[2:51:38]   This is the sad part.[2:51:50]   They idolize and praise your name across the nation.[2:51:56]   Tap the feet and not the head for confirmation.[2:52:02]   Promise that you keep the music in rotation.[2:52:07]   That's what I call love.[2:52:17]   For the time it goes and I'll be there when somebody needs.[2:52:23]   You say no and all of you don't give them amnesia.[2:52:29]   One thing I've learned, love can change with the seasons.[2:52:33]   I can't please everybody.[2:52:38]   You can't please everybody.[2:52:41]   I can't please everybody.[2:52:47]   I can't please everybody.[2:52:50]   I can't please everybody.[2:52:53]   I can't please everybody.[2:53:00]   Heavy is the head that chose to wear the crown.[2:53:05]   The home has given much, it's required now.[2:53:11]   Heavy is the head that chose to wear the crown.[2:53:16]   The home has given much, it's required now.[2:53:20]   I can't please everybody.[2:53:26]   I can't please everybody.[2:53:29]   I can't please everybody.[2:53:32]   I can't please myself.[2:53:35]   Without a new car would help.[2:53:38]   When that new car get old, I should have worn something else.[2:53:43]   I can't please everybody.[2:53:46]   I can't please everybody.[2:53:49]   I can't please everybody.[2:53:52]   I can't please everybody.[2:53:55]   I can't please everybody.[2:53:58]   I can't please everybody.[2:54:01]   I can't please everybody.[2:54:04]   I can't please everybody.[2:54:07]   I can't please everybody.[2:54:10]   I can't please everybody.[2:54:13]   I can't please everybody.[2:54:16]   I can't please everybody.[2:54:19]   I can't please everybody.[2:54:23]   I can't please everybody.[2:54:40]   Redbar will be right back after this.[2:55:10]   I can't please everybody.[2:55:13]   I can't please everybody.[2:55:16]   I can't please everybody.[2:55:19]   I can't please everybody.[2:55:22]   I can't please everybody.[2:55:25]   I can't please everybody.[2:55:28]   I can't please everybody.[2:55:31]   I can't please everybody.[2:55:34]   I can't please everybody.[2:55:37]   I'm a loser, yeah, I'm a savage.[2:55:40]   I'm really cool.[2:55:49]   I tried to warn you, I'm loose.[2:55:57]   Doesn't this sound like a song Mike Sun would sing?[2:56:00]   I ain't your average.[2:56:02]   I'm really cool.[2:56:03]   I ain't your average.[2:56:06]   And I don't go to parties where folks get dressed up.[2:56:10]   I go to the function just to fuck shit up.[2:56:14]   I want you, baby, that ain't juice in my cup.[2:56:18]   It's no methazine and a little 7-Up.[2:56:22]   I tried to warn you that I'm bad and I'm loose.[2:56:26]   I'm looser than a piece of low-hanging fruit.[2:56:30]   I ain't your average.[2:56:33]   Normal dude, it sure ain't glamorous.[2:56:36]   But I keep things loose.[2:56:38]   I ain't your average.[2:56:41]   I'm Crocker Loser, yeah, I'm a savage.[2:56:44]   I'm really cool.[2:56:53]   I'm loose.[2:56:58]   I said I'm loose, baby.[2:57:02]   I'm loose.[2:57:13]   Thank you.[2:57:15]   We can come back.[2:57:22]   Really loose.[2:57:24]   A lot of sex.[2:57:32]   Okay, we can come back.[2:57:48]   Hi, everybody.[2:57:50]   Hey, we're back from our big break. Welcome.[2:57:53]   You know what I also want to do is give away the Rich Facet $300.[2:58:00]   Yeah, what should we give that to?[2:58:02]   Remember, we had that $300 that was supposed to go to Rich Facet.[2:58:07]   You remember the big, oversized check.[2:58:10]   And then on that last show, I switched the check over to Brian Redban.[2:58:15]   Remember, I transferred that check over to him.[2:58:19]   And I emailed Redban live on the show.[2:58:23]   Unbeknownst to us, he responded,[2:58:28]   the wonderful Brian Redban did get back to me.[2:58:31]   I wish I would have shown this on that show.[2:58:33]   But you know what?[2:58:35]   Oh, you know what? I think we got the AC still on.[2:58:37]   Throw us to break. We'll be right back.[2:58:41]   We got to turn off the AC and then I'm going to give away that $300[2:58:45]   that Rich Facet turned out.[2:58:54]   Really got to hook up the nest.[2:58:58]   It's taken me one year to not hook up my nest.[2:59:04]   So think twice before you get a nest thermostat.[2:59:08]   Good luck setting that up with your phone and figuring that out.[2:59:12]   You could cut back to me.[2:59:14]   Good fucking luck setting up a nest.[2:59:17]   You know how many fucking things I have in this studio like that[2:59:20]   that I've never set up my nest?[2:59:22]   Do you know how many lights? Cut to the wide shot.[2:59:24]   We still haven't even installed the stage lighting.[2:59:28]   I've got about 100 lights DMX.[2:59:31]   Jules is going to be operating a DMX mixer.[2:59:35]   And we've got all that. I've got a disco ball.[2:59:41]   Oh, yeah. Of course. Oh, the key to my storage locker.[2:59:45]   I know I should probably throw it out, but I know as soon as I do,[2:59:48]   somebody is going to need a disco ball.[2:59:52]   Mickey. Mickey from HBO's The Comeback.[2:59:57]   You could cut back to me. Thank you so much stuff.[3:00:00]   Yeah. If anyone could help me hook up my nest.[3:00:03]   I also have this turntable problem.[3:00:05]   I went out and I bought a.[3:00:08]   I'm starting to get into the wonderful,[3:00:10]   wonderful world of high fi music, high fidelity.[3:00:16]   This is where you buy those speaker systems like Henry Rollins.[3:00:20]   And you have all those.[3:00:21]   Have you ever seen somebody's Instagram where they have like all these audio[3:00:25]   components in a shelf and you go, what are those?[3:00:31]   Like, I know nothing about that. That's high fi.[3:00:35]   So we're into high fi now we're at home and we're trying to make,[3:00:39]   because I believe in this.[3:00:41]   Uncompressed audio is my new thing and listening to uncompressed audio.[3:00:45]   So we got the turntable, we got all this stuff,[3:00:48]   all these components from pro jacked.[3:00:53]   Yeah. I'm not at the Mick and Tash level yet.[3:00:56]   I thought that I was just going to go out and buy Mick and Tash. I go now. Oh yeah.[3:01:00]   Now we sold some merch. I'll buy Mick and Tash. I go, look,[3:01:04]   that is still out of my league.[3:01:07]   So Mark Marin is still doing better than me.[3:01:11]   So right now we're at the pro jacked level. This is all high fi stuff.[3:01:15]   If you know how to operate, I put this on my story.[3:01:19]   I have this tube preamp project,[3:01:23]   two box S two and on the back of it,[3:01:28]   you know, high fi can't be,[3:01:29]   I don't even know if I have the cartridge installed right or the weight bound.[3:01:33]   You need to do all this balancing.[3:01:36]   All I know is I turned down a record.[3:01:38]   It's not like a brand new record experience like that.[3:01:42]   So I've got all these little switches and all these little things that I got to[3:01:46]   figure out. I don't even know if I've blown the tube preamp,[3:01:50]   the phono preamp. I don't know if I've blown that.[3:01:54]   I don't know what's going on with it. So I'm reaching out for help.[3:01:57]   If you're a high fi person, I need help and I'm Googling. Trust me.[3:02:01]   I can't find answers to this. I'm emailing crutchfield.[3:02:07]   Have you heard of this company crutchfield?[3:02:09]   I'm emailing them. I'm emailing project.[3:02:12]   I'm not getting answers.[3:02:13]   And I just want to hear this scary of 71st dashes record that she put on.[3:02:20]   That's all I want to hear. And it's all distorted,[3:02:24]   which works for those old scratchy vinyls,[3:02:28]   but it's not so good on Pinkerton. Okay.[3:02:32]   So it sounds distorted. So please help me. I'm asking for help on that.[3:02:36]   Um, I want to give away rich facets, $300 to somebody out there.[3:02:41]   And again, we need to figure out a contest for this.[3:02:44]   It's too hard to just pick somebody to give the money to.[3:02:47]   And we already have to pick 10 now for the merch.[3:02:50]   So this one should be something different.[3:02:52]   Yeah. I'll show you the email from Brian red band.[3:02:55]   So you remember when rich facet stupidly accused me of setting him up and,[3:03:02]   Oh yeah, go fuck yourself with the $300 that he wanted to, by the way,[3:03:05]   remember he really wanted this money. So during the last episode,[3:03:09]   I popped open that laptop. Remember I showed you,[3:03:12]   I was writing a real email to the Brian red band,[3:03:16]   the true creator of the Joe Rogan experience.[3:03:21]   I remember he had been emailing me out of the blue the last two weeks with[3:03:26]   weird cryptic shit.[3:03:28]   Like his first email to me was on June 4th,[3:03:34]   2022. And he said, Hey, I have your IP address.[3:03:38]   I gave it to Bobby Lee.[3:03:43]   I didn't respond to that. Okay.[3:03:46]   And then he emails me again, uh,[3:03:49]   to an unresponded email and he goes, anyways,[3:03:52]   what mic arm do you use this?[3:03:56]   What mic arm do you do now?[3:03:59]   We don't talk shop bro.[3:04:03]   So I emailed him and you know,[3:04:04]   he was the guy who edited rich facet out of the clip.[3:04:07]   So I thought it would be so nice to give Brian red band the money.[3:04:10]   And then we were hoping,[3:04:11]   could you imagine if Brian red band accepted the 300 I didn't think he would[3:04:17]   cause he's rich.[3:04:19]   This is the creator of the $200 million podcast, Joe Rogan,[3:04:24]   Joe Brian red band. Here he is.[3:04:26]   I emailed him and I said, I said this,[3:04:30]   Hey, I was going to give the $300 to rich facet,[3:04:34]   but he assumed I was kidding and flipped out and threatened us.[3:04:39]   So now we have an extra $300 and we want to give it to you.[3:04:43]   Let me know your Venmo.[3:04:47]   He messaged back during the last show.[3:04:50]   I wish I would have shown you this saying, ha ha. I'm good.[3:04:54]   I'm good. Smiley face. Wow.[3:04:59]   You don't need $300.[3:05:02]   So we have this $300. We got to give it to somebody.[3:05:06]   Someone said you should give it to Jesse jet ski.[3:05:09]   Jesse jet ski may.[3:05:11]   People keep getting mad at me.[3:05:13]   You can cut to me for always saying somebody in the chat said this.[3:05:18]   I can't pronounce these names.[3:05:20]   Like the user names are horrendous.[3:05:22]   I can't just Mata. How do you guys pick these names?[3:05:26]   Trust me. I appreciate your comments so much.[3:05:29]   I just can't read the name.[3:05:30]   There's a guy named Karen Kanzer,[3:05:33]   master Jeb Lee.[3:05:36]   I'll try to read them from now on.[3:05:38]   RT Spicer.[3:05:41]   I mean, these aren't good names.[3:05:43]   Look at this one.[3:05:44]   Jeroy 22.[3:05:46]   That's J A R O Y 2 2.[3:05:50]   Not a cool name.[3:05:52]   I mean, Joe Roy Stone.[3:05:55]   Okay. That's not so bad.[3:05:57]   Fuck wheat. I like that one.[3:06:02]   Amster damaged.[3:06:05]   Pretty cool.[3:06:06]   Yeah. Like this guy that I've been calling E Villian for like two years.[3:06:10]   I just realized that his name is just evil Ian.[3:06:13]   I want a scene where you see the guy picking their username.[3:06:16]   I want footage.[3:06:18]   That's something we don't have.[3:06:20]   We never have footage of somebody picking a username and going through.[3:06:24]   Oh, what should I be?[3:06:26]   Oh, taken, taken.[3:06:27]   Then I'll add a couple of two twos.[3:06:29]   Stupid idiots.[3:06:31]   Okay. Figure out, email me.[3:06:34]   Say, how about this?[3:06:35]   The first person to email me saying I want that facet 300.[3:06:38]   Gets it.[3:06:39]   Gets it.[3:06:40]   Gets it.[3:06:41]   Simple as that.[3:06:42]   First person to email me.[3:06:43]   I want that facet 300.[3:06:45]   It's got to be spelled right.[3:06:46]   Subject line.[3:06:48]   You get the 300.[3:06:49]   So we can see this in real time today.[3:06:52]   I'm going to go check my inbox in five minutes and you get 300 real dollars.[3:06:58]   Not gift card.[3:06:59]   Fake.[3:07:00]   Never going to be able to use them dollars.[3:07:03]   Okay.[3:07:04]   Real dollars.[3:07:05]   All right. Let's do this.[3:07:07]   Let's see.[3:07:09]   George Janko.[3:07:10]   George Janko update.[3:07:11]   This is what he's doing.[3:07:13]   And this is why George Janko is not a nice guy.[3:07:16]   He's not cool.[3:07:18]   He's not funny.[3:07:19]   Look what he's doing for views.[3:07:22]   So he signed up to the YouTube prep burger.[3:07:26]   I'm convinced there's like a YouTuber prep service where they get an email[3:07:32]   every Monday morning that tells them what they should be focusing on,[3:07:37]   what people are talking about.[3:07:39]   You know, morning radio shows used to get these.[3:07:43]   We would sign up for them and mock them on our show.[3:07:47]   They were called prep websites and every morning show all over the country[3:07:53]   would use these sites.[3:07:54]   Like if you listen to a typical bullshit morning show like Cedar[3:07:59]   and the Rapids coming out of Columbus, Ohio.[3:08:03]   It's always a wild ride with Cedar and the Rapids.[3:08:08]   And it's like some terrible white trash steel toe looking guy, you know,[3:08:15]   doing his fake like radio show that he copied.[3:08:20]   They use what's called prep services where you sign up for a monthly plan.[3:08:26]   They used to be really expensive and only radio stations would get them.[3:08:30]   And they would give you a rundown.[3:08:32]   They would give you like parody songs to play, prank call, MP3.[3:08:36]   They gave you songs?[3:08:37]   Yeah, they would give you files.[3:08:39]   They would tell you what the top, you know,[3:08:41]   20 news stories were that everybody's covering.[3:08:44]   They would tell you like, here's a bit that you could do.[3:08:48]   Here's prank phone call bits you could do.[3:08:50]   It was basically your whole morning show would be prepped out.[3:08:55]   It would be outlined for you.[3:08:58]   And people, they would bust, you know,[3:09:00]   there would be radio shows that would use this back in the day in the 90s.[3:09:04]   They would bust other radio shows.[3:09:06]   You would sign up for the prep service and then listen to shows that used it.[3:09:11]   And you would show everybody here, look, it's on the prep sheet.[3:09:14]   How embarrassing.[3:09:16]   I believe people like Ethan Klein, people like George Janko,[3:09:20]   they're using some sort of mailing list that gives them tips[3:09:26]   or some sort of website that, you know,[3:09:29]   tells them what's popping right now and what to go after[3:09:32]   because we caught George Janko and his girlfriend.[3:09:35]   You're not going to believe this.[3:09:37]   If this is from a prep service that's about what's hot right now,[3:09:40]   they're a little off.[3:09:41]   Well, yeah, there's that.[3:09:43]   Prep services are always off, by the way.[3:09:45]   It's not like it's a list of cool stuff.[3:09:48]   It's always the gayest stuff.[3:09:49]   So I'm going to let this play and maybe George will explain what him[3:09:53]   and his girlfriend are doing.[3:09:55]   And hopefully it's the right video.[3:09:58]   Here you go.[3:09:59]   Let's see if they explain it themselves.[3:10:01]   Welcome back, guys.[3:10:02]   This is a completely different day.[3:10:04]   It's not the same day, obviously, because we're wearing different stuff.[3:10:06]   Oh, I'm wearing the same pants.[3:10:08]   Thanks for coming back, guys.[3:10:09]   You guys obviously comment.[3:10:10]   See, this is what your $35 shirt will look like.[3:10:14]   Do you really want a baggy collar?[3:10:17]   That's half washed.[3:10:19]   Do you know that I am famous because of baggy collar?[3:10:24]   The phrase baggy collar.[3:10:26]   I mean, this was my claim to fame.[3:10:28]   This was my biggest, most celebrated harassment.[3:10:34]   The year was eighth grade.[3:10:36]   I tell this story all the time.[3:10:38]   It's a remarkable story.[3:10:39]   There was a kid named Brian, the most popular kid we had.[3:10:45]   You could cut to me.[3:10:46]   Brian was the most popular kid we had.[3:10:49]   It was eighth grade.[3:10:50]   And up until eighth, if you were the best at sports, you were the most popular.[3:10:58]   And we had sandy ass sports guy Brian.[3:11:05]   And Brian was great at sports.[3:11:07]   He picked up a bat.[3:11:08]   He would hit a home run.[3:11:09]   Picked up a basketball.[3:11:11]   Three pointer.[3:11:12]   He picks up a pool cue.[3:11:14]   He's sinking.[3:11:15]   He's behind the eight ball.[3:11:18]   He's one of those kids.[3:11:20]   And everybody admired him for years.[3:11:23]   And then cut back to the TV.[3:11:25]   In eighth grade, he showed up to school with a collar that was mad stretched out,[3:11:32]   like three times more than this, where almost his shoulder was peeking out like an eighties girl.[3:11:40]   And I whispered to my friend, I go,[3:11:43]   look at this guy's baggy collar.[3:11:46]   And it was like because he was so popular and nobody had ever dug into him before,[3:11:52]   the joke came with an extra thrill.[3:11:57]   And everybody, like it picked up so much steam so fast.[3:12:02]   Baggy collar, baggy collar, you have a baggy collar.[3:12:06]   He got so mad that there was a scene in the lunchroom where I think I punched him in the face, Jewel.[3:12:12]   Yes, I think he came over to me.[3:12:15]   Oh, yeah, the baggy collar.[3:12:17]   And you punched him or he punched you?[3:12:19]   I punched him in the face because he was stepping at me.[3:12:23]   And you just went, ah, I think that's how it played out.[3:12:30]   Yeah, I think.[3:12:31]   And was that like a panic that you did or were you expecting the whole lunchroom was watching?[3:12:38]   He was like threatening me in front of the lunchroom.[3:12:40]   You talking shit? You talking shit?[3:12:42]   And I think I just got mad and hit him in the face.[3:12:45]   I think it was something like that.[3:12:47]   And believe me, this isn't.[3:12:48]   I'm going to have to review the taste of it.[3:12:49]   Listen, it's not like Michael Chung who would break a kid's nose.[3:12:53]   I mean, my punch to the face back then was more of a, hey, kiddo.[3:12:59]   But.[3:13:00]   You more flicked his face.[3:13:01]   The important part was this ruined him.[3:13:05]   He was no popular no more.[3:13:07]   He was known as a baggy collared fag.[3:13:10]   It turned into a whole gay thing where now he's a faggot faggot faggot.[3:13:16]   All year, he never was cool ever again.[3:13:20]   And he went into high school as a loser, a sports dork.[3:13:25]   All because of me.[3:13:26]   Wow, you downgraded a guy from popular to unpopular between junior high and high school.[3:13:31]   That's a big deal.[3:13:32]   Yes, it was huge.[3:13:34]   And this really showed the world in this showed me what could be done with a simple tease.[3:13:39]   George Jankos wearing a baggy collar.[3:13:42]   I know baggy collars when I see him.[3:13:45]   And if you buy.[3:13:48]   Fashion or Tim Dylan merch or any of these podcast merch, you're it's going to come like this.[3:13:55]   You're going to go set up many Vinac.[3:13:57]   No, that's a baggy collar.[3:13:59]   It's shit.[3:14:00]   And that means George is nervously going like this all day, too, because these nervous wrecks are always destroying what they own.[3:14:08]   All right.[3:14:09]   Here's George.[3:14:10]   And this is what he's up to now.[3:14:12]   He's an algorithm kid.[3:14:14]   And you'll see why.[3:14:15]   Welcome back, guys.[3:14:16]   This is a completely different day.[3:14:18]   It's not the same day, obviously, because we hate this.[3:14:20]   Oh, I can wear the same pants.[3:14:22]   Thanks for coming back, guys.[3:14:23]   You guys obviously commented that you like dinner so much.[3:14:26]   So we brought him back.[3:14:29]   Let's see if you like and comment what you like.[3:14:31]   We just do it for you because it's just about an exchange of money.[3:14:35]   So no, you won't.[3:14:36]   I will.[3:14:37]   No, you won't.[3:14:38]   I will.[3:14:39]   You're going to hurt yourself.[3:14:40]   I will not.[3:14:41]   You can do it right here.[3:14:42]   Listen, if you don't subscribe.[3:14:43]   Oh, yeah, I came up with a theory.[3:14:46]   Anyone who tells you to like or subscribe in their video is shady and you should never trust them.[3:14:52]   That's simple as that.[3:14:55]   If and really you're inviting in the end of the world when you say that, if you're on a show, the second this comes out of your mouth, the second you say, man, make sure to hit that.[3:15:07]   Even if you're joking, that's the second you have signed that deed to no return.[3:15:14]   It really is.[3:15:15]   It's the one phrase that separates men from disasters.[3:15:21]   This is how you know if someone's bad, if they're going like this, their jewels cut to me.[3:15:25]   They're going like this.[3:15:26]   Hit that like button.[3:15:27]   Guys, you know what to do.[3:15:28]   Please leave a comment.[3:15:29]   We read them all.[3:15:30]   We read them all.[3:15:31]   No, they want you to jack up there.[3:15:34]   Just outright say it.[3:15:35]   Just say it like we do.[3:15:37]   We go, hey, guys, I'm trying to scam YouTube.[3:15:39]   We're going to put up this video and we want everybody to see it.[3:15:42]   So make sure to just leave a starter like I even go out of my way to say starter like showing that it's fraudulent.[3:15:50]   Not these guys.[3:15:51]   Hey, guys, man, we really appreciate you down there.[3:15:54]   Just hit that like button.[3:15:56]   And what happens if they don't hit the like button?[3:15:59]   Is your life any different?[3:16:02]   So this is what they do, and this is why this is digital litter.[3:16:06]   This is what these YouTube shorts are.[3:16:09]   Has Andrew Schultz done that?[3:16:11]   Does he do the like button?[3:16:13]   Does he?[3:16:14]   He better not.[3:16:16]   But this is even worse.[3:16:17]   Watch with these and look at this video.[3:16:19]   Look at tiny George.[3:16:20]   Watch this.[3:16:21]   This is what they're up to now.[3:16:22]   Adults.[3:16:23]   I don't think I'm recording and I know that's a joke.[3:16:31]   And I do that a lot.[3:16:32]   But I think I'm so focused on doing the screen recording.[3:16:34]   Listen to this.[3:16:35]   I didn't record, babe.[3:16:36]   We did it again.[3:16:37]   Recording with people.[3:16:38]   Jump on with me.[3:16:39]   I need you to do my part.[3:16:40]   You genuinely looked like you were like, yes, because I was an actor, bro.[3:16:44]   How does he know me?[3:16:45]   I don't have sex with him.[3:16:47]   I have sex with you.[3:16:48]   Can you get a new apartment?[3:16:50]   You're rich.[3:16:51]   Isn't it weird?[3:16:53]   These people have like millions of dollars.[3:16:55]   They live with six people in starter apartments.[3:16:59]   Because they just can't live on their own yet.[3:17:03]   They're just not ready.[3:17:04]   That's very bizarre.[3:17:06]   Get a new apartment.[3:17:08]   This looks like something that my parents gave me for free when I went to college.[3:17:13]   We're going to be watching Family Guy, Funny Moments, Compilation, Dark Humor.[3:17:17]   We're going to be watching Family Guy, Dark Moments, Compilation, Dark Humor.[3:17:24]   This is really what I want.[3:17:26]   Listen to what they're doing again.[3:17:27]   Listen to this, please.[3:17:29]   He's an actor, bro.[3:17:31]   How does he know me?[3:17:32]   I don't have sex with him.[3:17:33]   I have sex with you.[3:17:34]   We're going to be watching Family Guy, Funny Moments, Compilation, Dark Humor.[3:17:38]   Family Guy, Funny Moments, Compilation, Dark Humor.[3:17:41]   We're going to be watching Family Guy, Funny Moments, Compilation, Dark Humor.[3:17:44]   Family Guy, Dark...[3:17:47]   What the fuck?[3:17:50]   Family Guy, Dark Humor Moments.[3:17:54]   Okay, so she didn't even say that.[3:17:55]   No, she said Family Guy, Funny Moments, Dark Humor.[3:17:58]   This is really weird and this is going to show the absolute laziness[3:18:03]   and the con of your average YouTuber.[3:18:06]   Because for every one of these that I've seen,[3:18:09]   there are one million more.[3:18:12]   Now, what's so weird about this is they're watching a video[3:18:15]   called Family Guy, Dark Humor Moments.[3:18:19]   But when you see them watch this video, you go,[3:18:23]   wait a minute, this is just like if an auto AI just chose[3:18:27]   seven random scenes from Family Guy.[3:18:31]   It has nothing to do with really dark moments.[3:18:35]   So this video was created by some psycho kid or bot scammer.[3:18:42]   And yet Jenko's girlfriend has been, and you'll hear her say this,[3:18:45]   sitting on this video for a long time.[3:18:49]   She's been wanting to show us this video for a very long time.[3:18:55]   Family Guy, Dark Moments. Okay.[3:18:58]   I don't have sex with him. I have sex with you.[3:19:00]   Today, we're going to be watching Family Guy, Funny Moments, Compilation, Dark Humor.[3:19:04]   I've had this one saved for a long time.[3:19:06]   I've had this one saved for a long time. Why?[3:19:09]   I mean, this is like a 27-year-old person.[3:19:13]   Why do you have this saved?[3:19:16]   When people send this to you as like a stupid girl,[3:19:18]   do you go, ooh, Family Guy, Dark Moments.[3:19:21]   Save that one for like a sleepover.[3:19:23]   Why did you have to save it, though?[3:19:26]   Couldn't you just Google anything?[3:19:27]   They're acting like we're in seventh grade,[3:19:29]   and they found a real film of a haunting.[3:19:32]   And we're saving it for this night where my parents are allowing seven kids over.[3:19:38]   We have to go to bed at 12 still.[3:19:41]   So, very weird, and they lose steam.[3:19:46]   I love that she's been saving it.[3:19:48]   They haven't been saving it, and they don't even...[3:19:51]   I'll just show you what goes on here. This is sick.[3:19:53]   I've been watching Family Guy, Funny Moments, Compilation, Dark Humor.[3:19:56]   I've had this one saved for a long time.[3:20:00]   And then it just jumps into it, and we've got their faces as coins.[3:20:05]   And let's just watch them watch it, and that's really what we're going to be doing.[3:20:11]   They're not really reacting until they realize that they're on camera,[3:20:16]   and they need to make a face.[3:20:18]   I mean, this is like seven-year-old content.[3:20:22]   George Janko should not be making this. Watch this.[3:20:25]   I've had this one saved for a long time.[3:20:28]   What's that?[3:20:29]   I like that he's doing it for his girl.[3:20:31]   It's not for his girl. It's for his wallet.[3:20:33]   She's really excited.[3:20:34]   No, no, no. It's a lie scam.[3:20:36]   No, this is what YouTubers sit around watching other scam YouTubers,[3:20:40]   and they go, oh, we're doing reacts to Family Guy?[3:20:44]   Oh, I'll save that for when I really have nothing.[3:20:46]   And they never have anything, so they do this bull.[3:20:49]   Watch this.[3:20:53]   Oh, yeah.[3:20:55]   Oh, God, this is embarrassing.[3:20:58]   I'm so sorry. It's been like 500 years.[3:21:00]   So whenever people do reacts, it sounds like a good, easy, cheap idea.[3:21:07]   When you're like, dude, we'll just do a react.[3:21:09]   We just sit around and watch a show. It'll be fucking easy.[3:21:12]   And then we get all this clicks and money,[3:21:14]   and it's like one of these reacts that everyone's doing on the Internet.[3:21:17]   But then they sit there, and then they realize, here, cut to me.[3:21:20]   They sit there, and they realize that this doesn't really look good.[3:21:26]   Because that's what a person looks like when they're actually watching something.[3:21:29]   Right? Like this.[3:21:32]   So they quickly realize the camera's on them, and they're like watching it,[3:21:37]   and then they remember they have to react to it.[3:21:39]   They go, oh.[3:21:42]   Ooh.[3:21:44]   Oh?[3:21:45]   But it's so bad.[3:21:47]   Here, like, watch George's shitty reaction.[3:21:50]   And this is the best you could do for this fucking money.[3:21:54]   Makes me sick. Watch it.[3:22:05]   That anything to say?[3:22:12]   See, like, you wouldn't be making any of these faces watching Family Guy.[3:22:17]   You'd be like, this is how I watch Family Guy.[3:22:20]   What's that?[3:22:23]   What happened?[3:22:26]   Jules is telling me, Jules.[3:22:27]   I'm like, look.[3:22:30]   Oh, yeah.[3:22:31]   That's how I watch Family Guy as a grown man.[3:22:35]   Not from a fart sound effect.[3:22:48]   Sorry, I forgot my jacket.[3:22:50]   I want you to put me in the booth.[3:22:52]   Now, this kid is actually, he didn't know there was content this crazy online.[3:22:57]   This kid, Tanner Fox, is watching like,[3:23:02]   Pure kid innocence.[3:23:04]   I think they're all very nervous while filming this.[3:23:07]   Well, of course, because this doesn't make sense to do as adults.[3:23:10]   And look at this jackass.[3:23:13]   Did you get your school supplies teacher's pet?[3:23:17]   This is a school supplies bitch.[3:23:20]   Okay, wait, you should skip to four minutes.[3:23:22]   Okay, let's see.[3:23:23]   Four minutes and let's see what happens here.[3:23:26]   Yeah, because they say, they start saying some absurd ass shit.[3:23:30]   Because they know it's Family Guy.[3:23:33]   Okay, so it's PETA up to this time.[3:23:36]   So embarrassing here.[3:23:42]   Oh, this is Taylor Swift.[3:23:43]   Okay, I'll back it up.[3:23:46]   Dad, quick question.[3:23:47]   Wait, you better not be just time coding this because it's a Taylor Swift joke from Family Guy.[3:23:52]   Okay, because she loves Taylor Swift.[3:23:54]   No.[3:23:58]   Though that would be funny for me to do.[3:23:59]   Look at this kid.[3:24:00]   This kid is, see George at least knows this is a lie.[3:24:03]   And he's just got to make five fake faces and bounce.[3:24:06]   This kid actually thinks that like he's getting a free gift at the dentist office from the prize.[3:24:15]   He's actually excited.[3:24:17]   This kid owns a Robinson BMX bike and he's constantly, didn't he do a flip at the beginning of this?[3:24:24]   He could do flips.[3:24:26]   He's one of those kids.[3:24:27]   A dirt bike kid.[3:24:28]   You ever had one of those in your school?[3:24:30]   Where he's like, he was born to ride a dirt bike.[3:24:34]   The kid's got a mini bike.[3:24:35]   He's the first kid with a mini bike.[3:24:37]   He could do every trick.[3:24:39]   He could go off every ramp.[3:24:41]   But he lives in a rather dirty ranch house.[3:24:46]   You know, his parents are a little, his parents let him build dirt bike hills in the front yard.[3:24:54]   That's the kind of parents he is.[3:24:56]   Okay.[3:24:57]   They let him dig up the lawn.[3:25:06]   He's not even watching.[3:25:11]   Hi Taylor.[3:25:12]   Stewie Griffin.[3:25:13]   I'm your biggest fan.[3:25:14]   Okay.[3:25:15]   So let's talk about Harry Styles.[3:25:16]   Now you don't have to say anything.[3:25:17]   I'm just going to slowly pull out this tape measure.[3:25:20]   Again, they're not reacting.[3:25:22]   They're simply in circles watching Family Guy.[3:25:26]   You should zoom in on Bella.[3:25:28]   Okay.[3:25:29]   I'm going to zoom in.[3:25:30]   On Shawna Delarica.[3:25:31]   Yeah.[3:25:32]   So this is Janko's girlfriend.[3:25:34]   His 10.[3:25:36]   And watch her reaction to Stewie.[3:25:42]   Okay.[3:25:43]   Here I go.[3:25:44]   Still going.[3:25:45]   Oh my God.[3:25:46]   You bitch.[3:25:47]   Seriously?[3:25:48]   Stewie needs his own show.[3:25:49]   Like Stewie makes Family Guy for me.[3:25:50]   Like I could watch Stewie the entire time.[3:25:52]   Excuse me.[3:25:54]   Stewie needs his own show.[3:26:01]   You know how embarrassing that would be for me.[3:26:05]   So I've never heard it.[3:26:06]   Oh, here at Red Bar, we find Stewie to be.[3:26:09]   It's so cute.[3:26:10]   Stewie.[3:26:11]   Listen to this.[3:26:12]   Because to me, Stewie is.[3:26:13]   That is almost the purest innocence there is.[3:26:16]   Listen to this.[3:26:17]   She's so sweet.[3:26:18]   I mean, what are you, seven years old to think Stewie is pretty funny?[3:26:20]   Stewie needs his own show.[3:26:22]   Like Stewie makes Family Guy for me.[3:26:24]   Like I could watch Stewie the entire time.[3:26:26]   Yo, Patrick Star just got his own show.[3:26:28]   Bro, a terrible show.[3:26:29]   You watched it?[3:26:30]   Yeah.[3:26:31]   Okay.[3:26:32]   Do we have another time code from this one?[3:26:33]   Because it does.[3:26:35]   You could go to like seven minutes or 8.50 to see the end when they get bored of this.[3:26:41]   Yeah.[3:26:42]   Yeah.[3:26:43]   Let's see them get bored.[3:26:44]   You could just go to 8.50 for the end and wrap it up.[3:26:46]   Yeah.[3:26:47]   This really putters out.[3:26:48]   And it's like.[3:26:49]   So you're just scamming little kids on the side with these bullshit videos?[3:26:54]   Digital litter?[3:26:57]   Look how bored George is.[3:26:59]   I mean, really.[3:27:00]   That's the face of a guy.[3:27:02]   Every time he starts a video, we can't wait to wrap it up.[3:27:05]   All right.[3:27:06]   Let's see.[3:27:07]   Sir, shoot me if you must.[3:27:09]   But it is imperative that I look at these pictures.[3:27:11]   Normal, very average, non-famous baby back.[3:27:15]   You know, I was once a very famous baby.[3:27:17]   Were you, Peter?[3:27:18]   They're so tired.[3:27:19]   But you see how easy it is for me to lie to you?[3:27:21]   Do it every day.[3:27:22]   Anyway, it looks like every day.[3:27:24]   Yeah, he had to wake himself up like Mike driving.[3:27:27]   Did you see that?[3:27:30]   This kid was like, I'm on camera.[3:27:35]   Highway hypnosis.[3:27:36]   Highway hypnosis.[3:27:37]   Look at this kid.[3:27:38]   Watch.[3:27:40]   See how easy it is for me to lie to you?[3:27:42]   I do it every day.[3:27:43]   Anyway, it looks like everything.[3:27:44]   He had to.[3:27:45]   That's me waking myself up driving.[3:27:47]   You're on the road.[3:27:50]   Wake the fuck up or you'll kill the family.[3:27:53]   All right.[3:27:54]   Let's see how this Pete is out.[3:27:56]   Guys, I'm done with this video.[3:27:59]   You're not going to believe it.[3:28:01]   This is how it ends.[3:28:02]   Here, I'll back this up just so you can see how it organically ends.[3:28:05]   They say nothing the entire video, but this is a 10 minute video and the only comment[3:28:09]   they made was her saying, I wish Stewie had his own show.[3:28:12]   Yes.[3:28:13]   That was really the only comment.[3:28:14]   I'm not kidding.[3:28:15]   And then they end it with this.[3:28:16]   Look how it ends.[3:28:18]   Sir, shoot me if you must, but it is imperative that I look at these pictures.[3:28:22]   Normal, very average, non-famous baby back.[3:28:25]   You know, I was once a very famous baby.[3:28:27]   Were you, Peter?[3:28:28]   No.[3:28:29]   But you see how easy it is for me to lie to you?[3:28:31]   I do it every day.[3:28:32]   Anyway, it looks like everything worked out for the best.[3:28:34]   Uh, guys, I'm done with this video.[3:28:36]   Me too.[3:28:37]   Thanks for watching.[3:28:38]   Like and subscribe.[3:28:39]   Some are winners, some are dinners.[3:28:41]   Comment down below what we should react to.[3:28:43]   Wait, so you're saying this wasn't a winner?[3:28:45]   This was a video she had been saving for months?[3:28:47]   So why post it?[3:28:50]   And also Jenga went, guys, I'm done with this video.[3:28:53]   And Tanner was like, yeah, me too.[3:28:55]   And then Shauna was like, OK, because she wasn't really done.[3:28:59]   Wow.[3:29:00]   So they didn't even.[3:29:01]   But look at this.[3:29:02]   Look how interesting this ending message is.[3:29:04]   Listen to this again.[3:29:05]   See how easy it is for me to lie to you?[3:29:07]   I do it every day.[3:29:08]   Anyway, it looks like everything worked out for the best.[3:29:10]   Uh, guys, I'm done with this video.[3:29:12]   Me too.[3:29:13]   Thanks for watching.[3:29:14]   Like and subscribe.[3:29:15]   Some are winners, some are dinners.[3:29:17]   Comment down below what we should react to next.[3:29:19]   Yes.[3:29:20]   Thanks for watching.[3:29:21]   Hey, what's up, guys?[3:29:24]   Come on.[3:29:26]   You could have filmed that video and go, OK, this is crap.[3:29:31]   But no, you had to post it anyways, even though you admit at the end that it's terrible.[3:29:36]   This is what Janko is up to.[3:29:40]   Someone just mentioned The Bachelor in the chat, so you should show this one quickly.[3:29:44]   Oh, my God.[3:29:45]   Cut to me.[3:29:46]   So I pick on every bachelor.[3:29:48]   They're the best because they go from being a nobody to being really famous overnight.[3:29:54]   And believe it or not, they you could really get a rise out of these bachelors.[3:30:00]   So who was this?[3:30:01]   His name is Clayton.[3:30:03]   Yes, of course.[3:30:04]   So Clayton was this really stupid guy.[3:30:09]   He was two seasons ago or one season last season.[3:30:12]   The last season of The Bachelor was this guy, Clayton.[3:30:16]   And you're not going to believe what I got this guy doing.[3:30:20]   This is so good.[3:30:21]   And I think I even posted screenshots when I was harassing this guy on Instagram about how ugly him and his girlfriend are.[3:30:29]   Let's see Mike's comments on Clayton's IG and then we'll show you Clayton, too.[3:30:34]   He was really, really bad and really stupid and tremendously ugly.[3:30:42]   And the girl he picked was so ugly and stinky and poor looking.[3:30:49]   And it was just two Florida looking jackasses that I hated here.[3:30:55]   This is like a picture of them.[3:30:57]   And this is all right.[3:30:59]   It worked.[3:31:00]   This is one of their best pictures, by the way.[3:31:03]   So look at this dumbass.[3:31:04]   He's one of these guys.[3:31:07]   He's a bodybuilding man.[3:31:09]   He's got one of those bodies that's filled with zits from his body built.[3:31:13]   Like when he takes off his shirt, it's just big undergrounders all over his back.[3:31:18]   Now he tries to pick pictures for his IG where he looks kind of hot, but he has no regard.[3:31:23]   Like normally you pick the one where the girl looks really hot.[3:31:26]   For some reason, Clayton has no regard for how good she looks in the photo.[3:31:31]   So, yeah, he'll do every girl's nightmare.[3:31:35]   He doesn't even look at the face of the girl and the picture he just took.[3:31:40]   He just uploads it.[3:31:42]   You know, to this girl, she would look through like 40 takes.[3:31:45]   Like compare how she looks here to how she looks on her own page.[3:31:48]   She would never post this to her own page.[3:31:50]   Most girls, again, most girls take 40, 50 pictures before they find the one angle of their face that's exactly right.[3:31:57]   And then they tune that up.[3:31:59]   But these dumb ass guys, they'll take a picture.[3:32:02]   Their girlfriend's like a one eye here, one eye there, a beard, and they just post it.[3:32:07]   Well, bachelor guys know what pics to pick, but not Clayton. He's too dumb.[3:32:11]   So let's see. This is some of my earlier harassment of him.[3:32:15]   And I'll show you what this led to.[3:32:17]   This is the trade that we do. Mike watches The Bachelor with me and he's allowed to comment.[3:32:21]   Exactly. And I really, I give these, the second they become contestants is the second I'm contesting them on IG.[3:32:32]   You've started a lot of feuds.[3:32:34]   I'll lie too and I'll make up scenarios in which they get mad at their peers.[3:32:40]   Like that guy Jordan from Bachelor in Paradise who ruled. Mike was messaging him every day going, Nick Vial is talking shit about you.[3:32:46]   Not every day. It doesn't take that much. It took twice.[3:32:50]   So I'll message like one guy. They're common.[3:32:53]   So this one guy, Jordan, cut to me. This one guy, Jordan, gets a new girlfriend and she's pretty ugly.[3:33:01]   She's like pretty nerdy and ugly. She's not from Bachelor Universe.[3:33:05]   Bachelor Nation.[3:33:06]   She's pretty ugly. And he's like posting all these pics of her.[3:33:11]   And you could tell he's like probably a little worried because she's not the hottest out of all these people.[3:33:18]   So I message him because I know that he's probably a little worried.[3:33:22]   And I'll message him stuff like, dude, why is Nick, who's another bachelor from approved?[3:33:28]   Dude, why is Nick talking all this shit about your girlfriend? Talking about like how ugly she is.[3:33:33]   I think she's really good looking. That's like so fucked up.[3:33:37]   And then immediately you'll see them typing. Wait, what did he say? And then I leave him ghost.[3:33:42]   Yeah, never, never respond.[3:33:45]   I think you actually commented that on one of Jordan's pictures and then he DM'd you to ask where, why, when did this happen?[3:33:54]   Yeah. No, yes. They get all worked up. They get it's very easy is what I'm saying.[3:33:59]   So here, this is what I said to this guy.[3:34:04]   And I got to reread it. I haven't read these hate messages. This is from March 24th.[3:34:10]   Okay. So this guy becomes the bachelor. I start commenting on his pictures and I say this, you guys are getting so much hate everywhere.[3:34:17]   It's crazy. Never saw a bachelor couple this disliked in the history of bachelor nation.[3:34:23]   Better start looking for regular jobs. This is all going to be over really quick.[3:34:28]   Even Nick Vile knows and he kisses everyone's ass.[3:34:33]   So I throw in again, the other guy, even Nick Vile.[3:34:37]   So this guy responds right away. And you see these aren't that crazy of posts.[3:34:43]   I mean, you don't really have to say anything that crazy. You should see the ones he leaves on Bekah Martinez page.[3:34:49]   Okay. So let's just read the responses and you guys are going to die when you see what he's done because of me.[3:34:57]   So I say that he replies.[3:35:01]   Red bar radio. We're not relying on anyone other than ourselves looking for job opportunities as we speak.[3:35:09]   So I told these two bums that they should start looking for regular jobs and his comeback at the troll haters.[3:35:18]   We're actually looking for regular jobs as we speak.[3:35:23]   So I thought that was very funny. How embarrassing.[3:35:27]   So then I replied, here you go. And I gave him a link to the Applebee's applicant form.[3:35:35]   Okay. So why can't I give me my bombs?[3:35:39]   So I send him the Applebee's. Very funny. Super easy. Super quick. Was that it?[3:35:45]   There's another one that you did.[3:35:47]   So let's show you another one. We'll show you what this led to.[3:35:51]   And again, again, not everybody has to be Brendan Schaub. You could hurt people that aren't Brendan Schaub.[3:35:57]   It's just as funny. So here he is again. Stop messaging me or your message is going to be exposed to everybody there.[3:36:05]   I'm being harassed by the newest bachelor was the headline of this post.[3:36:10]   So here they are looking like complete trash. This is what I mean. Like, look at this girl.[3:36:15]   You would think she's like a retarded Latina, right?[3:36:19]   She doesn't normally look like that. He posts the worst pics of her.[3:36:23]   This looks like one of Ethan Klein's Tim and Eric stealing faces.[3:36:28]   And then look at this hideous cheap dress with her cheap ass thigh. Like, look at that dress.[3:36:34]   It's like sometimes I don't know where the hell they think this is a dress we're all wearing.[3:36:39]   They get clothes free sent to them and they just wear them.[3:36:41]   So look at this stupid moron and his busted ass. And they're always smiling, acting like two big idiots.[3:36:49]   So let's see what I wrote on this one.[3:36:55]   OK, so I say this. Hey, that looks like Hannah B if someone put her in the microwave for 40 seconds.[3:37:04]   Hannah B is just a girl who is another bachelorette.[3:37:07]   She looks similar to this girl. But I mean, these are easy. These are just he responds right away.[3:37:15]   You could come after my appearance, but if you come after someone I love and bash their looks, I'm blocking you.[3:37:23]   Chill with the negativity. It's not a good look. So I'm not even blocked yet.[3:37:28]   You will block me if I make fun of the girl one more time.[3:37:34]   I love how, you know, there's a button that shows you to switch account and then I'm on your ass again under shit sets.[3:37:43]   Doo doo. I'm back. Doesn't work.[3:37:48]   OK, so we've harassed him, right? Is that the right? Very simple harassment.[3:37:54]   But you're not going to believe you're not going to believe.[3:37:58]   Where Clayton is out right now, this popped up on our Instagram.[3:38:05]   Oh, no, I'm blocked by him fully. Shit. What do we do?[3:38:10]   Wait, I'm blocked by him or did you delete this? Will you check the damn link?[3:38:16]   He better not have deleted it because I told you to screen cap this video a million times, too.[3:38:21]   So he did block you in that show. I have been blocked already, but I didn't say anything more.[3:38:28]   He said if you keep this up. Wow. So he blocked me.[3:38:32]   OK, let me open this in safari. A little trick. Do you have your other account?[3:38:37]   Maybe it'll just play for me here. I don't know. I'm trying to open.[3:38:41]   Here, I'll send you my login. No, I got it. OK, unless let's make sure it works.[3:38:46]   Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. OK, so I'm not kidding.[3:38:51]   This is what was posted to his account just the other day.[3:38:58]   Here it is. Clayton, I had the pleasure of speaking in Dayton, Ohio, to mental health professionals about the six principles I've turned to that have tremendously helped impact my mental health in a positive way.[3:39:15]   And let's just play this video and you'll see what he's talking about. You're not going to believe it.[3:39:20]   Here it comes. What happens when you can't escape the cyberbullying that's plaguing you?[3:39:25]   These are the messages that I was sent. It's a cyberbullying TED talk.[3:39:35]   Listen to how this starts again. We got him given talks.[3:39:40]   Listen to this. Here. What happens when you can't escape the cyberbullying that's plaguing you?[3:39:47]   What happens when you can't escape the cyberbullying that's plaguing you? Oh, wow.[3:39:54]   This big grown man, famous for nothing. He wanted to share his entire life overnight to millions of people.[3:40:03]   And the second we chime in about how ugly they are and also cyber was hating on him because he was being a really shitty asshole.[3:40:11]   He's terrible. I mean, he's he's a good guy. One of the world's worst people.[3:40:15]   But now we got him out there like Michaela Peterson hitting buttons to change slides showing his torture.[3:40:23]   Listen to this. These are the messages that I was sent at the conclusion of the show.[3:40:29]   And he put this music in two days. But what's so dangerous about this is that a lot of these individuals, I thought that I was going to send this message.[3:40:38]   It's only one message. It's not going to make a major difference. But the pile on effect is a scary thing.[3:40:43]   That's that's the scary part of cyberbullying is that people comment just says you're trash.[3:40:48]   Wow. Again, I know that pisses me off so much. It's like they'll just get a thing.[3:40:54]   I don't like you. You're trash. Cyberbullying.[3:40:58]   Hold on. I want to put a toothpick under your something and kick a door.[3:41:04]   He's showing these. He's got a whole slide show where he has edited out his meanest comments.[3:41:09]   This is a man put a toothpick under your and kick a door, motherfucker.[3:41:14]   I want to read these creative insults. We've got to be on this slide somewhere.[3:41:18]   So if anyone could find a full copy of this man's talk.[3:41:23]   I guarantee I've made the slide. Let's hear some more, though, because he's very serious about this.[3:41:28]   This is like what Dave Smith does at those libertarian conferences, I think.[3:41:33]   What happens when you can't escape the cyberbullying that's plaguing you?[3:41:37]   These are the messages that I was sent at the conclusion of the show.[3:41:42]   This is actually all sent within a span of two days.[3:41:45]   But what's so dangerous about this is that a lot of these individuals, I thought that I'm just going to sit here and.[3:41:53]   Tricked by my own spacebar. I was just about to see what it said, and then I fucked it up.[3:42:00]   Something about the toothpick put a tooth. I really want to know what this toothpick line is, because maybe I'll start using something like that.[3:42:06]   We're going to go for another round of his talk.[3:42:11]   What happens when you can't escape the cyberbullying that's plaguing you?[3:42:15]   These are the messages that I read this now was sent at the conclusion of the show.[3:42:20]   This is actually all sent within a span of two days.[3:42:23]   But what's so I need this background music, by the way, for when I deliver the toothpick under your toenail and kick a door, motherfucker.[3:42:34]   That's something Ethan Klein would show over and over and over again.[3:42:38]   Put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a door, motherfucker.[3:42:42]   Hashtag what?[3:42:44]   Like it just says Ms. Wow.[3:42:47]   That's their sign off.[3:42:49]   Oh, wait, there's more here. Let's see if we can see.[3:42:51]   You are the purest definition of a manipulative male who gaslights women to feel better.[3:43:00]   The room of women I am with who just, I'm sorry, it's very blurry.[3:43:07]   You watched your Suzy episode are astonished at your complete lack of compassion and disrespect towards the situation you were put in.[3:43:14]   What the fuck that is?[3:43:15]   Yeah, that's fine.[3:43:16]   Well, wait here.[3:43:17]   You are disgusting.[3:43:19]   Why they put you on TV is baffling.[3:43:22]   Take a dirt nap.[3:43:26]   So as you can see.[3:43:28]   You ugly white rat.[3:43:30]   You ugly white rat.[3:43:32]   Bye.[3:43:34]   I love this guy.[3:43:36]   Everyone torture him.[3:43:38]   About this is that a lot of these individuals.[3:43:41]   Look at his outfit.[3:43:42]   I'm just going to send this message.[3:43:44]   It's only one message.[3:43:45]   It's not going to make a major difference.[3:43:46]   Look, he's dressed as Nanette.[3:43:49]   Look at these ample breasts.[3:43:51]   I mean, those are big sex.[3:43:53]   So everyone go on this guy's page.[3:43:55]   His name is Clayton Echard.[3:43:58]   E-C-H-A-R-D.[3:44:01]   And just torture.[3:44:04]   I mean, make it legal.[3:44:05]   Make it fun.[3:44:07]   But obviously he hates cyber rings.[3:44:11]   He's fucked.[3:44:13]   I can't believe.[3:44:14]   And by the way, it's like you get all the money.[3:44:17]   You get all the free.[3:44:19]   You could cut them.[3:44:20]   You get all the money.[3:44:21]   You get the free.[3:44:24]   Brand deals.[3:44:25]   You're pretty much good and you don't have to do shit.[3:44:27]   You have to be like the biggest ass.[3:44:30]   You have to really fuck it up.[3:44:32]   Like, we watch The Bachelor and literally that night,[3:44:36]   the contestants each have 400K followers[3:44:41]   and 400K dedicated fans.[3:44:44]   All you have to do is not fuck it up.[3:44:47]   Like, you literally just have to exist.[3:44:52]   It's so easy.[3:44:54]   I mean, really, they just give the fanfare to anybody.[3:44:56]   So you've got this super easy life[3:44:59]   where literally you're set up.[3:45:02]   When you go on The Bachelor,[3:45:03]   you're set up the next day to make a million dollars.[3:45:06]   If you can't make a million dollars on your Instagram[3:45:09]   the next day after appearing on The Bachelor,[3:45:11]   you're a complete idiot.[3:45:14]   You know, so he gets these opportunities[3:45:16]   and then he's going to whine and complain at the comments.[3:45:20]   That's the trade, bro.[3:45:22]   That's the trade.[3:45:23]   Look at Tim.[3:45:24]   At least Tim Dillon doesn't complain about comments.[3:45:27]   You know, he's the only one.[3:45:28]   And they complain a lot.[3:45:29]   Almost every contestant in Bachelor history[3:45:31]   has some sort of incident with comments.[3:45:34]   So I thought that one was great.[3:45:35]   I really liked that one.[3:45:37]   Let's see what else.[3:45:38]   Oh wait, you should check the email[3:45:40]   to see who emailed you first about the 300.[3:45:42]   Yeah, so let's see who won the $300 from Rich Facet.[3:45:46]   We're looking at that now.[3:45:48]   And let's get some music here.[3:45:57]   Let's see who won.[3:45:59]   Interesting.[3:46:00]   What time is it?[3:46:04]   It's really weird.[3:46:05]   Oh, here they come.[3:46:06]   Here they come.[3:46:07]   Okay, so let's see.[3:46:08]   Do you remember about what time I promoted that there?[3:46:11]   Well, it would just be the first guy saying[3:46:13]   I want the Rich Facet money.[3:46:14]   Ooh, wait.[3:46:15]   We got somebody bombing.[3:46:17]   Somebody spammed the whole thing.[3:46:19]   You're not getting it.[3:46:22]   Hold on.[3:46:23]   Let's see.[3:46:24]   Wow, wow, wow.[3:46:25]   We've got a lot of emails from a fake scammer.[3:46:31]   So I've got to scroll for quite some time.[3:46:34]   Oh boy.[3:46:35]   Okay, let's see.[3:46:36]   The first person for the 300.[3:46:38]   And you're not getting it.[3:46:39]   I'm going to expose these people.[3:46:41]   I want that money faggot.[3:46:43]   No faggot in email.[3:46:45]   You're not on a show.[3:46:48]   Okay.[3:46:49]   Are these people who write the N word in emails?[3:46:52]   Hell yeah, man.[3:46:53]   The N.[3:46:54]   Nah.[3:46:55]   Fuck you, Jew.[3:46:59]   I mean, these are some terrible submissions.[3:47:03]   I'm still scrolling.[3:47:06]   Wow, I have opened up the gates to gab on here.[3:47:10]   I've never seen so many whor-[3:47:12]   Holy fuck.[3:47:13]   And you guys are all Scars Club members listening live right now doing this?[3:47:17]   Wait, so the Jew guys are the first to respond?[3:47:19]   I'm still scrolling.[3:47:21]   No, there's thousands.[3:47:24]   I'm not kidding.[3:47:26]   Jeep brand.[3:47:27]   Okay, I think I've finally gotten to the point.[3:47:29]   Nope.[3:47:30]   I'm still at my email.[3:47:31]   Hold on.[3:47:32]   What time did we do this announcement?[3:47:33]   I have no idea.[3:47:35]   I thought you would just see the first one that referenced-[3:47:37]   That's what I'm trying to get to, but I'm not kidding.[3:47:39]   Thousands of emails.[3:47:41]   Do you want me to scroll back until I find it?[3:47:42]   No, no, no.[3:47:43]   I'm almost there.[3:47:44]   Okay, let's see.[3:47:45]   Hold on.[3:47:46]   I'm just trying to find the actual first one.[3:47:47]   I want to make sure we're not giving it to anybody.[3:47:49]   Unfair.[3:47:50]   Remember, the rule was you just had to email me saying I want rich facets money.[3:47:55]   What did I say the subject line had to be?[3:47:57]   I had a specific subject line.[3:47:59]   So, give me money, Jew.[3:48:01]   Why would you waste your-[3:48:03]   I think it was just give me the-[3:48:04]   I want the rich facet money is what you said.[3:48:06]   Yeah, but it had to be accurate.[3:48:09]   I'm poor, but I'm not a-[3:48:10]   This is different.[3:48:11]   Mike, I'm disabled.[3:48:12]   I'm a combat veteran.[3:48:14]   You automatically ruined your chance of getting anything.[3:48:18]   I hope you live out your life crawling a combat veteran.[3:48:24]   Do you think that works on me?[3:48:26]   Do you think I'm some fucking hillbilly?[3:48:30]   I hate the troops.[3:48:33]   I'm a combat veteran on disability and social-[3:48:37]   Wait, you're not supposed to read those ones.[3:48:39]   Those ones are about-[3:48:40]   I know.[3:48:41]   Well, I got caught up on this one.[3:48:43]   Love the show.[3:48:44]   I would like to rock the merch.[3:48:46]   You're never rocking a merch.[3:48:48]   Go rock a rock into your head.[3:48:50]   End it all.[3:48:51]   There's no life for you out there.[3:48:53]   A combat veteran.[3:48:55]   No life.[3:48:56]   You killed people in war.[3:48:57]   You're a sick murderer.[3:48:59]   Now, end it.[3:49:00]   I'm a poor farmer.[3:49:02]   No, sorry.[3:49:04]   Oh, I'm not into farm people either.[3:49:07]   Free merch.[3:49:08]   Free merch.[3:49:09]   He doesn't mean it, guys.[3:49:10]   You're all winning the contest.[3:49:11]   Hold on.[3:49:12]   Let me find the $300.[3:49:13]   I'm poor.[3:49:14]   See, I have a lot of these mixed up because I can't figure out which is Rich Facet, which[3:49:19]   is for the shirts.[3:49:21]   Well, how about just the first one that mentioned Rich Facet?[3:49:23]   I'm trying to get there.[3:49:26]   Stupid.[3:49:28]   I'm telling you, thousands of emails.[3:49:30]   You have to scroll like this until you find it.[3:49:35]   Contest.[3:49:36]   Poor person.[3:49:37]   Literally, I'm scrolling.[3:49:39]   Thousands and thousands.[3:49:40]   This is how poor.[3:49:41]   Here we go.[3:49:42]   We finally have a winner, and his name is Ryan Jordell.[3:49:47]   Ryan, come on.[3:49:50]   Ryan Jordell.[3:49:52]   I want that.[3:49:53]   Oh, nope.[3:49:54]   Sorry.[3:49:55]   You just lost $300 because you spelled it wrong.[3:49:58]   Sorry.[3:49:59]   That was.[3:50:00]   Yes, no.[3:50:01]   Spelled what wrong?[3:50:02]   Facet.[3:50:03]   He doesn't know how to spell Facet.[3:50:05]   What did you think the whole thing was?[3:50:06]   You didn't say that it had to be specific.[3:50:07]   Oh, yes.[3:50:08]   No, I did.[3:50:09]   Yep.[3:50:10]   Rewind the tape.[3:50:11]   Rewind the tape.[3:50:12]   It said you have to spell.[3:50:14]   We're going to the next guy.[3:50:15]   You have to read.[3:50:16]   Sorry.[3:50:17]   You can't just spell words that you make up.[3:50:20]   F-A-C-E-T.[3:50:22]   Google his name and figure it out.[3:50:27]   Here.[3:50:28]   Now we have a real winner.[3:50:29]   See, other people are able to.[3:50:30]   Nope.[3:50:31]   You didn't spell it right.[3:50:33]   Fuck.[3:50:34]   Nope.[3:50:35]   So many people spelling it.[3:50:36]   F-A-S-S-E-T.[3:50:37]   There are two Ts.[3:50:39]   So many people spelling it.[3:50:41]   F-A-C-E-T.[3:50:42]   You're blowing it.[3:50:43]   Here's another guy who blew it.[3:50:46]   Look at this guy.[3:50:47]   I want that faster 300.[3:50:51]   No, look at this guy.[3:50:55]   And we almost.[3:50:56]   And by the way, for every one I mentioned, there's six.[3:50:59]   Here's another one.[3:51:00]   So close.[3:51:01]   I want that facet 300.[3:51:02]   He spelled it F-A-S-S-E-E-T-T.[3:51:08]   We still have not one correct spelling.[3:51:11]   The reason I brought this up is because facet has two S's and two T's.[3:51:17]   And no one's getting it right.[3:51:19]   We've got a lot of one T.[3:51:23]   Somebody just writes, I want the 300.[3:51:26]   Oh, we have our first winner and it goes to Noah.[3:51:33]   Yep.[3:51:36]   Noah, you won.[3:51:39]   Noah says, I want that facet F-A-S-S-E-T-T 300.[3:51:45]   And Noah, you've got it.[3:51:47]   Our big winner.[3:51:48]   I'm going to respond to you right now.[3:51:52]   You win.[3:51:55]   Gift card coming shortly.[3:52:01]   Congrats.[3:52:04]   That's how easy it is to win here on Red Bar.[3:52:08]   Let's take a puff.[3:52:09]   Let's celebrate.[3:52:10]   Noah.[3:52:12]   God, don't those other people feel awful?[3:52:14]   I know, I feel terrible.[3:52:15]   While you were rushing, you ran near your phone like a spaz.[3:52:18]   I want the money.[3:52:19]   There'll be another contest.[3:52:20]   Don't worry.[3:52:21]   What a loser.[3:52:22]   By the way.[3:52:23]   If you didn't win, you still have a chance in the future.[3:52:25]   Applying for a contest is completely pathetic.[3:52:30]   Get a grip on yourselves.[3:52:34]   You want 300?[3:52:35]   So do I.[3:52:37]   I'm not out doing anything else for that money except for this.[3:52:42]   OK.[3:52:43]   Congrats to Noah.[3:52:44]   Congrats, Noah.[3:52:45]   There'll be more contests in the future.[3:52:46]   So if you did a misspelling and are feeling terrible, you'll have another chance.[3:52:49]   Let's smoke some reefer while we listen to a brand new song.[3:52:53]   This one was great.[3:52:54]   It's about Joey Diaz.[3:52:55]   Listen to this new song.[3:52:57]   And you can send your submissions into music at redbarradio.net.[3:53:02]   Maybe your song will be featured on Red Bar.[3:53:05]   I beat the shit out of her.[3:53:07]   And shake up out of her throat.[3:53:09]   And everyone's dying laughing as if this is hilarious.[3:53:12]   I got a funny story about this one.[3:53:13]   I find that to be revolting behavior, as should anyone.[3:53:17]   And I'm not a liberal.[3:53:18]   You're my lighter.[3:53:19]   So what you're about to hear is a story about Joey Diaz.[3:53:23]   Pando, kill the beat.[3:53:25]   I got it.[3:53:26]   Joey D, what's the beef?[3:53:28]   What's the beef, dude?[3:53:29]   Tell them what you made her do just to get the belly room.[3:53:32]   Joey D, what's the beef?[3:53:33]   What's the beef, dude?[3:53:34]   Cheers, everybody.[3:53:35]   Have a hit with me, OK?[3:53:36]   How long we been on?[3:53:37]   Message me.[3:53:38]   Joey D, what's the beef?[3:53:39]   What's the beef, dude?[3:53:42]   Joey D, what's the beef?[3:53:44]   What's the beef, dude?[3:53:45]   Tell them what you made her do just to get the belly room.[3:53:48]   Joey D, Sam Tripoli.[3:53:50]   Yeah.[3:53:51]   Big rapist and retired of babies.[3:53:53]   Calling all of Joey's victims up to stage three.[3:53:55]   Delia, stage four.[3:53:56]   All those underage teens who look over 18.[3:53:59]   Trippie got your back, but he don't know what fake means.[3:54:02]   His tinfoil hat turned his brain to baked beans.[3:54:04]   Do a little coke, because the internet's mean.[3:54:07]   XG hold you close, because these Gucci's ain't free.[3:54:10]   Gucci some nice.[3:54:11]   Gucci some nice.[3:54:12]   Brian Callen on the road, I bet that Gucci ain't wife.[3:54:15]   Can't show his dick to Whitney.[3:54:17]   Tuesday ain't right.[3:54:18]   It's not even assault.[3:54:19]   This is a long song.[3:54:20]   Let's hear a little bit more.[3:54:21]   Brand new music.[3:54:22]   Don't you hate it when the enemy is right?[3:54:24]   There's a penalty to life when you pretend to be a nice phony homie.[3:54:28]   Really, you a predator at night.[3:54:30]   You a predator at night.[3:54:32]   Tell them what you made her do just to get the belly room.[3:54:35]   We'll have another one.[3:54:36]   Joey D, what's the beef?[3:54:37]   What's the beef, dude?[3:54:38]   Please don't send the Gambini brothers to my living room.[3:54:41]   Joey D, what's the beef?[3:54:42]   What's the beef, dude?[3:54:44]   That's our rules.[3:54:46]   Joey D, what's the beef?[3:54:47]   It goes on.[3:54:48]   Let's turn.[3:54:49]   Tell them what you made her do just to get the belly room.[3:54:52]   She's lucky she paid 100.[3:54:53]   I had girls sucking my dick and giving me coke from Chewy.[3:54:56]   You think I'm fucking kidding.[3:54:57]   You're fucked.[3:54:58]   Yeah, you got to suck my dick and get up in the belly room.[3:55:00]   I'm going to make a call for you.[3:55:01]   That's the fucking gateway into coming to Hollywood.[3:55:03]   Everybody knows that.[3:55:04]   She finally freaked out.[3:55:05]   When she got to Hollywood, bro, she was beautiful.[3:55:08]   And a year later, she wrote me a letter for the company.[3:55:10]   Very detailed.[3:55:11]   You broke me.[3:55:13]   Joey D, what's the beef?[3:55:14]   What's the beef, dude?[3:55:15]   Tell them what you made her do just to get the belly room.[3:55:18]   Joey D, what's the beef?[3:55:19]   Very nice.[3:55:20]   We love these songs.[3:55:21]   Please submit songs.[3:55:22]   Doesn't matter if they're crap.[3:55:23]   See, you're sitting at home.[3:55:24]   You're still enjoying it, even if it's crap.[3:55:26]   This one wasn't crap.[3:55:27]   This was a good one.[3:55:28]   No, this one's good.[3:55:29]   But I mean, you know, they're not hit songs.[3:55:36]   This is like better than Jack Harlow.[3:55:39]   Yeah.[3:55:40]   Oh, it's definitely better than Jack Harlow.[3:55:42]   I would say when you're making a goof song,[3:55:47]   you don't need it to have like real parts where it lets the[3:55:50]   beat play for minutes on end.[3:55:52]   No, I think that that adds.[3:55:54]   It makes it, I mean, it depends on the beat, I guess.[3:55:57]   And you go, oh, he's amazing.[3:56:00]   You know what it does?[3:56:01]   Maybe it makes it feel more like a real song.[3:56:03]   I'm not going to give you any rules[3:56:06]   to how you make those songs, but please keep sending them.[3:56:09]   I mean, they really, right?[3:56:11]   True self, be violent.[3:56:14]   Okay.[3:56:18]   Okay.[3:56:19]   Very nice.[3:56:20]   And we got to start writing down these people's names, you know,[3:56:23]   for the next song that we play, it does have a name.[3:56:25]   Why don't you say it?[3:56:26]   Because I can't read that far.[3:56:28]   It is Young WMHS.[3:56:32]   Okay.[3:56:33]   Young WMHS.[3:56:35]   Great.[3:56:36]   And we've got some amazing,[3:56:37]   remind me to do this because we never do this.[3:56:39]   We got to show all the beautiful artworks that had been made[3:56:42]   over the last couple of weeks,[3:56:44]   because there's been some really good art pieces made.[3:56:47]   I really don't like to do too much art sharing on Instagram.[3:56:51]   I feel like that's the fool's litter.[3:56:54]   You know, every time the Legion of Skanks gets, oh my God,[3:56:57]   this guy, this retarded kid drip, and believe me,[3:57:00]   some of the drawings I get, you know what?[3:57:02]   We should show both.[3:57:04]   Let's start compiling the most retarded ones too.[3:57:08]   I get some people, hold on.[3:57:10]   I get some people drawing me and you go, ooh.[3:57:14]   Were you in a special school drawing?[3:57:16]   Did you have to draw this for the drawing time[3:57:22]   in your special psychotic ward?[3:57:25]   It's creepy.[3:57:27]   Maybe I could find that one on Instagram during the next break.[3:57:30]   I had a guy draw me.[3:57:32]   I showed it to you, remember?[3:57:33]   Yeah, where you had big lips.[3:57:35]   Huge.[3:57:37]   And I go, ha, ha, ha, ha, thanks.[3:57:42]   I mean, you can't, if you're drawing somebody,[3:57:46]   like you can't submit to me.[3:57:48]   Like I'll get guys that message me like,[3:57:50]   hey dude, love the show.[3:57:52]   Here's just something I drew.[3:57:54]   And it's like a crayon drawing of me all messed up,[3:57:58]   like that you drew like with a clenched fist and a crayon.[3:58:04]   And you're not kidding.[3:58:07]   I can't even believe that I treat you normally[3:58:10]   when I get those drawings.[3:58:12]   I mean, that's fucking scary.[3:58:13]   So maybe we should show those too.[3:58:15]   Here, while I'm here,[3:58:16]   let's show some of the glorious fan art.[3:58:20]   And you gotta, I mean, a lot of this looks great[3:58:23]   and we make the mistake of, sometimes on the show,[3:58:26]   I'll be like, draw me Joe Rogan, but made out of balls.[3:58:30]   That doesn't even sound like a Mike David thought.[3:58:33]   By the way, that sounds under Mike.[3:58:36]   But I said, Joe Rogan, he looks like every thing on him.[3:58:41]   Every body part he has looks like a big beefy,[3:58:46]   built out nut sack, a real strong guy.[3:58:50]   They said, build this motherfucker out of balls, sacks, nards.[3:58:56]   And this one was submitted by, see, I don't have the names.[3:58:59]   I guess it doesn't matter.[3:59:00]   Oh, I'll read the name.[3:59:01]   Okay.[3:59:02]   Here is Joe Rogan made out of ball.[3:59:04]   I don't like how it snaps like that.[3:59:06]   We thought we were so in the clear.[3:59:08]   Here's Joe Rogan made out of balls.[3:59:10]   So here, cut to the TV.[3:59:11]   At the end of the episode,[3:59:13]   we could have checked and showed you this[3:59:16]   during the same episode that I requested it[3:59:19]   and that would have made for a bigger carat.[3:59:23]   We gotta pay more attention.[3:59:25]   But this is still really good and we still should show them.[3:59:27]   This is by Victor J. Pratley.[3:59:29]   You'll see once I zoom in.[3:59:30]   So like, look at Rogan.[3:59:32]   And they're well made.[3:59:33]   This is amazing.[3:59:34]   I wish we had a little higher quality version of this.[3:59:36]   It's probably just because I put it in the note[3:59:38]   that it's lowering the quality because his was pretty good.[3:59:41]   Yeah, his was pretty good.[3:59:43]   Dang it.[3:59:44]   So we still need another.[3:59:46]   We thought we were saved by,[3:59:48]   oh, the new note app allows screenshots,[3:59:51]   but it's pixelated, so.[3:59:54]   Yeah, look, so they, I like these details that artists add.[3:59:58]   Like, why is there a little brown stain right here?[4:00:02]   I'm sure.[4:00:03]   So his little fucking shitty ass, cheap ass dangus[4:00:07]   is useless.[4:00:08]   Nobody podcasts that much.[4:00:10]   Nobody shoots that many arrows[4:00:12]   if they got something nice downtown.[4:00:15]   I'll tell you that right now.[4:00:17]   Joe Rogan's downstairs.[4:00:20]   You don't lift those many balls[4:00:22]   in the air all day like this alone,[4:00:24]   dripping sweat to the, he brags about this.[4:00:27]   He said he sweats so much.[4:00:30]   And this is something he really says.[4:00:33]   He sweats so much that it set off the fire alarm.[4:00:37]   The smoke detector.[4:00:40]   And he truly believes this.[4:00:42]   We've all heard him say this 700 times.[4:00:45]   Dude, look how crazy my hair is getting.[4:00:47]   Look at this, Jules.[4:00:48]   Who am I?[4:00:50]   I know it's crazy.[4:00:51]   We need to get a haircut.[4:00:52]   This is crazy.[4:00:54]   This isn't by design, by the way.[4:00:56]   Because I look in a mirror, I just see this.[4:00:59]   It's not till I'm here till I see this.[4:01:02]   I can't, I can't do a sideways mirror.[4:01:05]   I'll tell you why.[4:01:07]   And you could cut to me.[4:01:08]   I can't do a sideways mirror.[4:01:10]   This is why.[4:01:11]   I buy a sideways mirror.[4:01:13]   I go, this is perfect.[4:01:14]   I'm doing my hair.[4:01:15]   I'll put the product in[4:01:17]   and I'll use the sideways mirror to see the sides.[4:01:20]   That goes great day one.[4:01:23]   Day two, I go to do my hair again.[4:01:26]   I pick up the side, the mirror to do the sides.[4:01:29]   It's all sticky.[4:01:32]   Because it's got the hair gel from last time all over it.[4:01:36]   So that's never used again.[4:01:39]   And it goes in a drawer.[4:01:41]   And then one day you pull it out.[4:01:42]   It's covered in so many fingerprints.[4:01:44]   You can't even see the side of your head.[4:01:46]   So I don't look at the sides anymore.[4:01:49]   I just go, does he look good like this?[4:01:51]   Fine.[4:01:52]   Good enough.[4:01:53]   What do people expect?[4:01:55]   But then sometimes I see,[4:01:57]   like cut to the TV show.[4:01:59]   Fuck.[4:02:00]   Then I see this.[4:02:01]   I go, that's back there.[4:02:02]   Last show it was way better[4:02:03]   because it wasn't like a perfect flip.[4:02:05]   This is a pop-up tent[4:02:06]   that you could put on top of your car.[4:02:10]   You know, this sleeps too.[4:02:15]   I don't like that.[4:02:16]   And this is not part of who I am at all.[4:02:18]   Like this is something I would abuse a person[4:02:21]   if they had this.[4:02:22]   If I was in school and I saw someone like this,[4:02:24]   I'd go, the Beatles![4:02:26]   Boom![4:02:27]   Push them against the wall.[4:02:29]   I hate anything different.[4:02:32]   Just do one little comb back there[4:02:34]   and it'll smooth out.[4:02:35]   Do you have your comb?[4:02:36]   No.[4:02:37]   I don't keep a comb on me either.[4:02:39]   Hmm.[4:02:40]   Well, don't touch it too much.[4:02:41]   It'll get messed up even more.[4:02:43]   Ooh, now it's starting to look even more Russian-y.[4:02:46]   Ooh.[4:02:48]   Don't look from here to here.[4:02:52]   Okay.[4:02:55]   Oh, I'm gonna puke.[4:02:58]   I've disgraced myself with this self-deprecation.[4:03:02]   I'm sick.[4:03:03]   Remind me never to self-deprecate myself ever again.[4:03:06]   I'll remember you to get sick when you do that.[4:03:08]   Because it's a sign from God.[4:03:09]   He goes, do not talk down to yourself, okay?[4:03:12]   You are in no place to talk to yourself like that, okay?[4:03:16]   See these people watching you?[4:03:19]   Talk down about them.[4:03:20]   And God is punishing me by nauseating me,[4:03:23]   showing me, don't, selling me.[4:03:26]   Anytime I'm nauseous, that's a sign from God[4:03:28]   that whatever I'm doing is not good.[4:03:31]   Nausea is signs.[4:03:36]   So here, yeah, Joe Rogan made of balls.[4:03:38]   Very funny, but it's a great drawing.[4:03:40]   So good.[4:03:41]   You know.[4:03:42]   Thanks, Victor.[4:03:43]   You can't pooh-pooh a bad drawing.[4:03:45]   You just can't.[4:03:46]   You gotta show them and you gotta love them.[4:03:47]   A good drawing.[4:03:48]   A good drawing.[4:03:49]   Here is another drawing.[4:03:51]   Who made this one?[4:03:52]   I think this is the same guy.[4:03:55]   This can't become, we just show his drawings.[4:03:58]   He did a lot of them.[4:03:59]   It's gotta be a mix.[4:04:00]   This is by the same guy.[4:04:02]   So this is Big Mike.[4:04:03]   And again, the attention to detail.[4:04:06]   To make his teeth wood.[4:04:09]   I always say my biggest fools have the most wooden teeth.[4:04:15]   You know who had wooden teeth?[4:04:17]   George Washington.[4:04:19]   Yikes.[4:04:20]   And you're telling me you're gonna trust that guy?[4:04:22]   To not fuck up your acreage?[4:04:28]   You know, George Washington had wooden teeth[4:04:31]   and we're still praising him.[4:04:32]   Benjamin Franklin literally was like such a fool[4:04:38]   of his time.[4:04:39]   We're walking around as if Benjamin Franklin is any good.[4:04:42]   The stuff they're teaching people at school,[4:04:44]   you might as well tell them about impulsive at this point.[4:04:47]   Benjamin Franklin was like the Josh Denny of the 1802s.[4:04:55]   He was a fucking moron and he was, everybody,[4:04:59]   you know how all these comedians do history podcasts?[4:05:01]   I'm gonna start doing.[4:05:03]   Everybody made fun of Franklin.[4:05:06]   He was like the fag of the group.[4:05:10]   Everybody made fun of his wardrobe, his weight.[4:05:13]   They called him Glenn.[4:05:15]   That was his nickname.[4:05:16]   Glenn from Specter Studios.[4:05:22]   So yeah, the wooden teeth.[4:05:26]   I hate the suckers for history.[4:05:30]   You know, you're so brainwashed from school[4:05:33]   that you think like this is the crew.[4:05:35]   George Washington, Appleseed, Benjamin Franklin,[4:05:41]   Thomas Jefferson.[4:05:43]   You guys think they're like the guys.[4:05:46]   No.[4:05:47]   Mentally ill trans people.[4:05:51]   And this reminds me of something like that.[4:05:54]   Big Mike with the wooden teeth.[4:05:56]   Now, Big Mike, does Big Mike have a yellow teeth problem?[4:05:59]   Not really.[4:06:00]   But his personality is that of yellowed, stained teeth.[4:06:05]   Isn't that?[4:06:06]   And that's real art.[4:06:08]   That's how you know somebody's a good artist when they go,[4:06:10]   you know, Big Mike doesn't have stained yellow teeth[4:06:14]   and he doesn't have a chunk missing out of his nose,[4:06:17]   but he feels like he does.[4:06:20]   So when you draw him, you draw what we all feel[4:06:24]   and that's art and this looks.[4:06:26]   You really captured his eyes.[4:06:28]   Look at that.[4:06:30]   Ooh, I'm getting nauseous.[4:06:33]   Cut to him.[4:06:36]   Cut to him.[4:06:38]   There's no escape from me?[4:06:39]   We need a camera that cuts away from me.[4:06:41]   I know.[4:06:42]   We need another guy.[4:06:43]   Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you[4:06:46]   to Red Bar's newest chimp, D.[4:06:51]   No, no, no.[4:06:52]   Jules cut to the wide shot.[4:06:53]   Ladies and gentlemen, Red Bar, no, I'm kidding.[4:06:55]   I wish I had this prepared.[4:06:57]   Cut to me.[4:06:58]   We're, I'm gonna spoil it now.[4:07:03]   We are ordering a $15,000 animatronic gorilla[4:07:10]   that we are dressing up to look identical[4:07:15]   to Kill Tony's bass player, D. Madness.[4:07:22]   But it will be a gorilla wearing the D. Madness clothes,[4:07:26]   same bass, it's gonna sit in front of that and say,[4:07:29]   hey, hey, hey.[4:07:31]   It's gonna be my co-host and we're changing his name[4:07:37]   so that Tony doesn't realize we're doing this[4:07:40]   and so it's gonna be a different name, G. Gladness.[4:07:48]   G. Gladness, because it's a gorilla, so G,[4:07:52]   and instead of madness, it's Gladness.[4:07:57]   Is Gladness a phrase?[4:07:59]   I can't believe you spilled.[4:08:01]   G. Gladness.[4:08:02]   Well, because most likely we're never gonna do it[4:08:04]   so we gotta get the idea out there to show you[4:08:06]   that at least we've thought of how great,[4:08:08]   funny that would be.[4:08:11]   If you know, so by we're getting, I mean, it's an idea[4:08:17]   and if you know where I could get, I will pay for it.[4:08:23]   I will do it right now.[4:08:25]   Money is no up to $20,000, I'm not kidding.[4:08:30]   I want a fully animatronic gorilla.[4:08:33]   It's gotta be pre-programmed.[4:08:35]   Well, someone sent one that is 8,000[4:08:38]   but it looks a little big.[4:08:40]   No, no, no, this needs to be custom built[4:08:42]   and it needs to have intuitiveness with iPads.[4:08:46]   So I say like, cause I wanna cut to G. Gladness,[4:08:49]   like cut to him now, cut to G. Gladness.[4:08:52]   Oh yeah, G. Gladness, how are you doing?[4:08:55]   And then I press a button and he goes,[4:08:57]   Hey Mike, I'm doing swimmingly.[4:09:02]   Hey, I'm a nominee, cause I'm a nominee.[4:09:10]   If you go back and listen to Britney Spears'[4:09:13]   Slave For You, she makes fun of black people in the song.[4:09:18]   At the end she goes,[4:09:19]   I'm a slave for you, for you, girl you know you got it.[4:09:24]   And you know I want it, I'm a slave for you.[4:09:28]   And then she goes, I'm a nominee.[4:09:32]   Oh, that's true.[4:09:34]   People go, what is she saying there?[4:09:37]   I'm a nominee, why would that, I'm a nominee.[4:09:39]   We get it.[4:09:40]   It's a dog whistle.[4:09:42]   We heard.[4:09:43]   To darks.[4:09:45]   So yeah, G. Gladness, this is what's gonna be happening.[4:09:48]   If you know a custom, this will happen.[4:09:53]   Mark my words, by the end of next year, this will be here.[4:09:56]   G. Gladness, it's gonna be filled with racist material.[4:10:00]   Someone does say, I actually know a man[4:10:02]   that can make that a reality, if that's true.[4:10:04]   Email me, M-I-K-E at redbarradio.net, email me.[4:10:12]   And my budget is $20,000 and that's split up over payments.[4:10:17]   Years of payments.[4:10:19]   Now I think, what is a good $7,000?[4:10:22]   Could we get something like that for $7,000?[4:10:25]   That's a comfortable range.[4:10:27]   Someone says, Redbar knows how to exploit his fan base.[4:10:32]   We're giving the Guerrilla Makers business.[4:10:35]   Exploit his fan base, for what?[4:10:37]   Yeah, you don't have to pay.[4:10:40]   I'm paying, this isn't for free.[4:10:44]   I pay the base.[4:10:48]   Oh, so no G. Gladness then, cause they have, okay.[4:10:53]   You don't want the George Floyd talking gorilla[4:10:56]   that's my permanent co-host, okay.[4:10:59]   Okay.[4:11:01]   Just kidding, seven grand.[4:11:04]   And what kind of exploiting would this be doing[4:11:07]   to pay a fucking out of work animatronics guy?[4:11:10]   I'm giving him the job of a lifetime.[4:11:13]   And finally some fucking fun.[4:11:16]   I mean, this is gonna rule.[4:11:17]   And there's nothing you,[4:11:19]   anyone accusing this gorilla of being like a racist thing,[4:11:22]   that's on you to think a gorilla has anything to do[4:11:26]   with a black person.[4:11:28]   G. Gladness, you sick fucks.[4:11:31]   That's coming.[4:11:32]   All right, let's get through the fan art.[4:11:34]   That was Big Mike.[4:11:35]   And who is she?[4:11:36]   What's she doing down here?[4:11:37]   You know, what's this about too?[4:11:39]   We never really.[4:11:41]   What is that?[4:11:42]   What is that?[4:11:43]   Because I don't know Big Mike as a...[4:11:47]   You must've said something.[4:11:48]   Is that like one of the types of chicks[4:11:50]   he like tries to get at?[4:11:52]   Cause I would say he's always going for these like[4:11:54]   Brazilian, Cambodian, river pigs.[4:11:58]   Oh, I know what this is.[4:11:59]   Big Mike had a Twitter poster.[4:12:01]   He was like trying to be inspirational.[4:12:03]   You know, he goes on these tears where he's inspiring people.[4:12:06]   Yup, sit back and listen.[4:12:09]   Somebody in the comments was like,[4:12:11]   I wish I could see him saying this to a little African kid[4:12:15]   with fries all over him.[4:12:16]   And then this guy amazingly recreated that image.[4:12:18]   So that's an African kid with fries.[4:12:20]   Now, so this guy...[4:12:23]   That's how you know if somebody really...[4:12:25]   See, I dislike black people so much that I imagine them is gray.[4:12:31]   Yup.[4:12:32]   Oh, you're not black to me.[4:12:34]   You're faded black, gray.[4:12:39]   Brown is a color I ingest.[4:12:42]   You look like ash.[4:12:44]   Ash-hole.[4:12:46]   Black people are just a bunch of ash-holes.[4:12:49]   I mean, this is too...[4:12:51]   Okay, that's bad though.[4:12:52]   If you're drawing black people gray, that's hidden racism.[4:12:57]   So that was very funny.[4:12:58]   Let's see what else.[4:12:59]   Mike with Sam's kids.[4:13:01]   Uh-oh.[4:13:02]   Here it is.[4:13:03]   Look at this one.[4:13:04]   This one is by Paul Fitzgerald.[4:13:06]   Hear that, Sam?[4:13:07]   I dare you to show...[4:13:08]   And I commissioned this one, Sam.[4:13:11]   You're gonna have to come up...[4:13:13]   Wow, look at this.[4:13:14]   So give it a year.[4:13:15]   It's me at the old studio with a nice...[4:13:17]   Wow, you look like Buzz Lightyear almost.[4:13:22]   We got a .357 Magnum that also shoots .380 specialty rounds.[4:13:33]   And then of course you have Sam's kids and I'm holding them.[4:13:36]   And what do I look like here?[4:13:37]   Because this is really...[4:13:38]   Do you think...[4:13:40]   Do that face at the camera.[4:13:42]   Do that face at the camera.[4:13:43]   There's a lot of people who, instead of seeing me for the true all-American cowboy that I am,[4:13:52]   they see me as like some Dubai fucking ash-hole.[4:13:59]   No, I don't think this looks Dubai.[4:14:01]   Oh, yeah?[4:14:02]   I think this looks like a troop almost.[4:14:05]   No, this looks like...[4:14:06]   Let me show...[4:14:07]   I give you deal.[4:14:09]   I give you deal.[4:14:11]   You don't ever pay for cable, bro.[4:14:14]   And then I look at myself here.[4:14:16]   I go, is this what you imagine?[4:14:17]   But listen to my voice.[4:14:19]   My voice is so not like that.[4:14:22]   That's what I don't get.[4:14:23]   You draw me as if I would become Buddy.[4:14:26]   Buddy, come here for a second.[4:14:27]   Look at the nice, big, thick neck and shoulders he gave you.[4:14:31]   That's the other thing.[4:14:32]   People will send me these pictures.[4:14:34]   You're so buff.[4:14:35]   And it's like, what are you talking about?[4:14:36]   I have the body of, like, name Mr. Burns.[4:14:42]   Okay?[4:14:43]   Like, I look like Eugenia Cooney.[4:14:47]   So stop drawing me buff.[4:14:49]   Are you gay?[4:14:50]   Yeah, as Danielle says, you look like Dan Bilzerian in that one.[4:14:53]   Yeah, that's not good.[4:14:54]   That's what I meant by troop, like that type of guy.[4:14:57]   Look at this mixer here.[4:14:59]   What am I using?[4:15:00]   Podcast equipment?[4:15:01]   It's not like when you guys don't draw all my equipment accurate, either.[4:15:05]   It's insulting.[4:15:07]   And then what is this?[4:15:09]   Square box![4:15:11]   It's a different type of iPad called square box.[4:15:14]   And this microphone, oh.[4:15:16]   It's pretty good.[4:15:17]   I see what you're doing.[4:15:18]   But I don't have any of this, but the TV's not over here.[4:15:20]   Wait, is that Sam Tripoli with his head twisted backwards as you just snapped his neck?[4:15:25]   Oh my God, wow.[4:15:27]   I didn't think of that.[4:15:28]   Me neither, till now.[4:15:29]   This is the front of Sam Tripoli's body, but the hat says L.A.[4:15:34]   So you just went.[4:15:35]   I went.[4:15:36]   And grabbed the kids and sat right down to do the show.[4:15:39]   Oh, okay.[4:15:40]   He's actually still in like falling motion.[4:15:42]   Keep talking shit.[4:15:43]   He hasn't hit the ground yet.[4:15:44]   Keep talking shit.[4:15:47]   There's this guy, Sam Tripoli says I'm dead.[4:15:50]   What's the update on that, by the way?[4:15:52]   When's the last time he talked about me?[4:15:53]   I know we did a lot of stuff.[4:15:54]   I feel like it's time for him to respond.[4:15:56]   What a shut in, Joey Diaz and Sam Tripoli ain't talking about how dead I am anymore.[4:16:00]   Did I scare them?[4:16:02]   Sam.[4:16:04]   Sam.[4:16:06]   Do I need to give a kid a kiss?[4:16:08]   Do a song back.[4:16:09]   Do a song back.[4:16:11]   Do a death threat.[4:16:13]   Do something now.[4:16:15]   Don't.[4:16:17]   And we're scared.[4:16:20]   So don't.[4:16:21]   It's not antagonizing him, your honor.[4:16:23]   I'm scared, actually, and this is a coping method because he's an anti-Jewish.[4:16:29]   By the way, if anyone ever hurts me, I will immediately tell the cops that this is because I'm Jewish.[4:16:35]   See, I was holding these and you went nuts.[4:16:39]   And then that doubles.[4:16:41]   And we also have like 10 billion message examples of people being like, yeah, fuck you Jews.[4:16:47]   Anyone that messages me will lie, will go all out.[4:16:55]   I would hate to ever be in that position.[4:16:57]   The other day I was thinking about pulling my gun on a homeless guy.[4:17:01]   And then I go, do you know the amount of crap that you'd be involved with all day with courts?[4:17:09]   You'd have to tuck in my shirt.[4:17:13]   That's the worst part about being on trial is you have to tuck in your shirt.[4:17:17]   You cannot imagine me with a tucked in shirt.[4:17:19]   Everyone will see what my belt looks like.[4:17:23]   Do you know if you're a guy walking around with a tucked in shirt, everyone's getting a load of your ass?[4:17:29]   It's amazing how many guys don't realize that.[4:17:31]   Okay, like, have you ever looked at a girl walking around and you see their full ass and you go, I know exactly what's going on downstairs.[4:17:39]   Stupid bimbo. Sorry, I'm so itchy.[4:17:42]   I caught a new product of my disease is I have red splotches everywhere that are constantly itchy and they're growing everywhere.[4:17:50]   I'm not kidding.[4:17:52]   And I swore that I wouldn't go to the doctor again because it reminds me of being sick.[4:17:57]   So now I'm covered in and they're growing and they're like splotches like this of dry patches that won't go away and they keep coming.[4:18:06]   I think you might be having a medication side effect.[4:18:09]   Well, I'm so itchy and I'm tossing and turning.[4:18:13]   You shouldn't have said that because now all the people who think you're an opiate addict is going to think you're like a crazy meth scratcher guy.[4:18:19]   Well, I'll show them the wounds and they're not, you'll see that they medically don't match.[4:18:24]   You probably just have hundreds of ringworms.[4:18:28]   That's what I'm doing. I'm always itching myself and in public now I can't stop.[4:18:32]   Like I don't even care what people see and sometimes I've realized that I've pulled like I'll be standing in a store and I'll go,[4:18:39]   Jules will go, ooh, and I'll look.[4:18:41]   And I've pulled my shorts all the way up to my waist and I'm scratching just for like an hour walking around like that.[4:18:48]   And meanwhile, the whole world is seeing like a leg lamp from Christmas story.[4:18:53]   Could you have gotten poison ivy?[4:18:57]   Don't worry, I'm going to be shipping the merch, not him.[4:19:00]   You won't catch anything.[4:19:02]   I don't ship merch, OK? I'm the host.[4:19:07]   Poison ivy, that's scary. That's the scariest plant. Poison ivy.[4:19:14]   That and the one that bites.[4:19:18]   OK, so, yeah, there's Sam. And by the way, Sam, can I get a threat going?[4:19:22]   Can somebody figure out what's going on with him and Joey Diaz? I haven't heard my name.[4:19:29]   Here's some funny ones. More fan art here. Clippers.[4:19:33]   And this one, you almost kind of go past. You think it's just a Photoshop, but it's not.[4:19:38]   This is all hand drawn. Look at this. Clippers. He told you, remember the rules, but you didn't listen.[4:19:45]   Clippers. Your reservation has just been canceled.[4:19:49]   I love that. You know why that's so funny? Because I promised everybody who does the clips.[4:19:56]   You know how on YouTube you see me always screaming about these clips.[4:20:00]   Get us out of here. You know, stop doing the clips.[4:20:03]   Well, I decided last year to try to butter them up, that I would do an annual Clippers dinner where we all go out.[4:20:12]   It's on me and it's nice. And it would be the annual Clippers dinner where all the Clippers from around the world get together.[4:20:20]   And we all discuss our techniques for stealing my stuff.[4:20:27]   And but I buy them all dinner and it's a way for us to bond.[4:20:32]   Now, even though I offered the Clippers dinner, that went in one ear and out the other.[4:20:37]   They did not care. The threats ported. But, Mike, why do all the Clippers also threaten you?[4:20:43]   Is that what you're saying? Yes, I know. I don't get it either.[4:20:48]   Every clipper has tried to kill me. And I'm not kidding. It's so bizarre.[4:20:54]   There's a few good ones. Dislabeled is a good one. Cut to me.[4:20:58]   Can I tell you, Clippers, I have even run off all the good Clippers.[4:21:05]   They're too scared. I've caused too much of an issue, I guess, because now no one's clipping nothing.[4:21:12]   And it's cutting into my bottom end. I need the Clippers to actually come back.[4:21:21]   So please start clipping these shows, OK?[4:21:29]   They are going to take this 100% seriously, so you better be sure what you're saying.[4:21:33]   I don't have to be sure because next week I could be sure from a different way.[4:21:37]   When I see my impression of Mike one day after the show, he sits on the couch going,[4:21:42]   oh, oh, refreshing YouTube, looking at the clipper.[4:21:46]   That's all I do. Any time you're not...[4:21:48]   He can't even enjoy finishing a show for five seconds. Right away he's on the scene.[4:21:53]   I'll just say this right now. We would be on season 20, episode 30 if it weren't for these Clippers.[4:22:02]   The Clippers are the worst. No, I like... Here's the thing. I scared away like five of the good Clippers.[4:22:09]   So if you were one of the five and we've conversed nicely ever, that means you're one of the five I like.[4:22:15]   Get back in business with me. If Mike has been being nice to you, that means we like you.[4:22:19]   We like you. And I thought the Clippers... You'll know if you're a hated Clipper, trust me.[4:22:22]   I thought these Clippers would figure this out. The ones where I say, stop, delete your...[4:22:27]   Stop, why are you doing this to me and my family? Those are the ones I hate.[4:22:31]   And the ones they say, ah, thanks, man. You did a great job. Love the clip. Those are the ones I like.[4:22:38]   You have two different groups of people right now going, oh, so if he hates me, he hates me. If he likes me, he likes me.[4:22:47]   It's very confusing. You should be able to figure it out.[4:22:50]   You should be able to. I didn't think there'd be this much business with this clipping.[4:22:53]   I think Dislabeled is the best Clipper.[4:22:55]   Dislabeled is a great Clipper. I like RBR Replay.[4:22:57]   Yes, that's a good one.[4:22:59]   I like the Sheila Aliens. I like, yeah, Dislabeled was good. This guy, Lossless.[4:23:07]   He's the worst.[4:23:08]   Was good.[4:23:09]   Oh.[4:23:10]   All of them. I've never really had a problem with any of them.[4:23:15]   I would say start clipping. Slowly.[4:23:20]   If you've received the most ridiculous comment from Mike being like, no, delete now, please take down.[4:23:27]   And he's not doing a joke voice when he types that he's very mad.[4:23:31]   Yeah. If you've gotten that, listen. And it's crazy how defiant and mean they are.[4:23:37]   I checked up. So I reported this guy's video three days ago and it didn't get taken down.[4:23:45]   And so I'm refreshing his video like every hour and the comments are piling.[4:23:50]   Yeah, man. Take his clip. Yeah, dude. Thank you for doing.[4:23:54]   Thank you.[4:23:56]   So you guys are watching this guy, me, who is literally losing himself over the Clippers.[4:24:03]   And you're in the Clippers comments like, yeah, thank you for doing this.[4:24:07]   Just to enjoy a clip of me.[4:24:11]   This is mind warfare, what they're doing to me.[4:24:15]   And then I'll be like, delete. Some guy will upload in 360p and it's me going,[4:24:21]   I believe and collide a lot. It doesn't even look like me.[4:24:25]   It's been so manipulated. This video. I can't even recognize myself.[4:24:30]   And I'll go delete now, please. Because it's I want him to do.[4:24:36]   I don't want to file a strike and wait 15 business days till he gets.[4:24:40]   I want him deleting it. And I'll do that.[4:24:46]   And then in the comments, you're like, shouldn't you be changing your colostomy bag instead of this?[4:24:52]   And I go, who dares say this to me?[4:24:57]   And then another guy will go, well, I haven't seen you post that much on YouTube.[4:25:04]   So what's the problem? What are you talking about?[4:25:07]   It shouldn't be. I shouldn't have to explain any more than that.[4:25:10]   And I can't believe so. The defiance is insane.[4:25:15]   You can't be defiant to me in public. That's maddening.[4:25:23]   So, yeah, we would have been on episode 21. You would have had so much.[4:25:27]   We would have been a year further if I didn't have to deal with these fucking Clippers.[4:25:33]   If they could just please message me. And why do they hate messaging people?[4:25:39]   I'm like, just message me and just ask me.[4:25:42]   And I'll most likely say yes and just make it the good quality.[4:25:46]   And we're good. I really like. Yeah. Like, I'm going to start messaging you. That's employment.[4:25:51]   It's like, you can't just is it? It's just a message. They're not messengers.[4:25:58]   They don't message people like to me. We message people, right?[4:26:02]   Like most normal people, like message me is like a thing you say to people, right?[4:26:06]   We email with people. Hi, how are you? Thanks. These guys are below pleasantries of that.[4:26:14]   That's like boomer shit to these guys. Message you?[4:26:19]   I only post something awful to the guy above me. That's the most typing you'll ever see from me.[4:26:27]   Like they look at it as conversing with somebody nicely is like cringe and crazy.[4:26:35]   I don't get it. I like the nebulous nature of the clipping.[4:26:39]   And I think that you should never like sometimes you like it. You'll never know.[4:26:45]   I think that you should have a board behind. Yes. We were talking. Can somebody figure this out?[4:26:49]   Do we have anyone to exploit current like our clippers in or out?[4:26:54]   And you just have a thing that say today. Well, it's like when you go to the national parks and sometimes you could light a campfire at the national parks.[4:27:03]   Sometimes we're so against it. And national parks. I mean, that's the best example.[4:27:08]   Sometimes like, please. Yes. Oh, yes. Campfires, fireworks, guns. And then the next week, no.[4:27:16]   That's the exact vibe we're going for. It's like we get it.[4:27:22]   It's not that crazy that I want to start a campfire while camping. It's pretty much the main thing you do.[4:27:29]   Sorry. There's no fires here. OK.[4:27:33]   The parks. Well, that's how the clip. And then the next week, it's a fire palooza.[4:27:39]   You've got Machine Gun Kelly. And his whole stage show.[4:27:44]   So, yeah, you could show the TV. Here it is. Clippers. Remember, your reservation has been canceled.[4:27:53]   I love that. That's and then there's me. Get out of my oven.[4:28:00]   I have a lot. Boston Public taught me a lot of who I am today as a man.[4:28:04]   I people I act like the black principal from Boston Public.[4:28:10]   He thought he was running a law firm. It was a school. He treated it is serious.[4:28:15]   It was like a law drama amongst the backstage access area where the teachers hung out.[4:28:21]   No, this is high school. You're all brain dead.[4:28:25]   Just walk around and fight and shut up. So very cool.[4:28:30]   This is fan art. And again, now I think the rest of them might be by that.[4:28:35]   Oh, no. Do the next one is by a different guy. Oh, this is funny.[4:28:39]   This is a Philip DeFranco, who we really this guy.[4:28:43]   I love picking on him. This is by Daniel Fritz, I think. Yeah.[4:28:47]   Patrick Melton's old fling. Oh, it says, what's up, you beautiful.[4:28:53]   And then he burps because Philip DeFranco is, of course, gaining weight.[4:29:01]   Please. Really. Philip Vanity DeFranco. I mean, this is destroying his life.[4:29:09]   Him being maybe a little bit ugly, him gaining a little weight.[4:29:13]   So if you want to get to Philly D and he was tagged in this and believe me, he sees stuff like this.[4:29:19]   This puts him down. He does. He starts panic eating when he sees this.[4:29:24]   We wouldn't waste our time drawing him fat and picking on him in this manner if it didn't really work.[4:29:31]   If you pick on him for being fat, he speed eats to fill the void.[4:29:37]   It's true. And his kids still can't talk. They're like 15 years old at this point.[4:29:47]   It's your kids are retarded. They're not good. Beautiful stuff. Beautiful.[4:29:55]   That was our fan art section. Really cute. A lot of shows will post that all over that junks up the room.[4:30:04]   I learned that a long time ago. Put fan art on the wall. The room starts looking cheap.[4:30:10]   Have you ever seen Bobby Lee's place? All the places they think a fan art wall.[4:30:14]   No. Trust me. Starting to look like the nice Peter.[4:30:18]   In one of the other rooms, we should just paint a gallery white and make it like a nice.[4:30:23]   Yes. Now, imagine that. So we have this is only half of the place you could cut to the white.[4:30:29]   There's only half of the place. We have front offices. We have a kitchen. We have bathrooms.[4:30:33]   We have a workshop and another room up there. We've got a long way to go here.[4:30:39]   You'll see we've got a little surprise coming up for you at the end of August.[4:30:43]   We're going to have our first in studio guest and a different set up.[4:30:51]   OK, so red bar is just starting. Remember, Mike was sick for the year, so we're starting.[4:31:00]   But there will be just because it's like this now, this isn't the end.[4:31:04]   We're just getting started. Like I said, hundreds of lights. She's going to be going like this.[4:31:09]   Smoke machines, lights. Moving lights, people. I mean.[4:31:17]   Think about this. Performances with moving lights. I just never thought.[4:31:22]   But we have all this other space. What were we saying we're going to do?[4:31:26]   You have a secret surprise coming up with the studio guest.[4:31:29]   Well, we have the in studio guest. But then, yeah, we were talking about to hang all this stuff up in some sort of fool's gallery,[4:31:36]   but a beautifully done gallery. So we're looking at ways because, yeah, it would be nice if on the way into the studio from the front offices,[4:31:44]   you got to kind of walk through history with red bar and you see all the fool.[4:31:51]   But there's no way to put all these fool's tchotchkes together without it just looking tacky.[4:31:56]   You know, how what would be a nice way to display everything? It almost has to be.[4:32:02]   You know, it has to be nice, but that's a great idea to hang the fan art up in a respectful way instead of, you know, you see all these others.[4:32:10]   Just get another location for the gallery, like a completely different galleries in another location.[4:32:16]   It's like on a street where you can walk in.[4:32:19]   That would be really nice. We rent out a public space for a fool's museum, but it's only it's open to the public.[4:32:27]   But it doesn't make sense to the public. It only makes sense to red bar people.[4:32:32]   Red bar people will come from all over the world. But ninety nine percent of our customer base is street traffic.[4:32:38]   We just paid twelve dollars to see Josh Denny's first CD laying on a table.[4:32:47]   And but we all come to this museum, new museum opening up and especially here could trick these people.[4:32:54]   I feel like I've seen some art galleries around here that are worse than that.[4:33:00]   Yes. Everything, by the way, is worse than anything we'd put on.[4:33:05]   That is absolutely. I think it'll actually be a huge hit. Yes, it would.[4:33:09]   OK, by the way. Yeah, I was doing a move. Melton goes green.[4:33:16]   The show keeps moving. How long have we been doing? I just want to show people what an intro for 30.[4:33:22]   This show has been on for four hours and 30 minutes. We've gotten nowhere.[4:33:27]   So that's just we haven't even gotten to the notes.[4:33:32]   Half of this show has been about why our merch is five dollars more.[4:33:40]   Melton goes green. I've seen people go green over time where they get, oh, I start caring about the future.[4:33:49]   You start worrying about global changes, warmings, and you start going green, you start planting trees.[4:33:55]   Mr. Beast thought that if he planted 15 million trees, the world would stop accusing him of having such a gay haircut.[4:34:05]   Now, it did work. Not on me. Not on me.[4:34:09]   And if anyone has a map to where those trees are planted, please let us know.[4:34:14]   I will pay five dollars for each. Unrooted tree.[4:34:20]   You send it to me. I want those baby trees. Believe me, I'll pay for your shipping, too.[4:34:25]   I should start sending out Mr. Beast baby tree coffins. I send them out to you.[4:34:31]   It's like you send me the tree back and then we're even. You pay for the coffin.[4:34:37]   No, I'll pay for the coffin and the shipping. You pay for your travel to the tree.[4:34:42]   Cut down the tree and we'll start storing all the dead trees here. Cut down Mr. Beast's planted tree.[4:34:49]   And anybody who cleans up a space. If you see like a bunch of kids thinking they're cleaning up a park as soon as they leave.[4:34:57]   Trash it. Okay. Seriously. Let's fuck up this pollution shit.[4:35:06]   I saw a guy throw a bottle out of his window the other day. I actually fucking rock.[4:35:10]   Yeah. We saw a guy driving in front of us.[4:35:13]   Instagram account called litter blog that I made years ago because Mike said he wanted to start an Instagram page or he just posts videos littering in beautiful nature.[4:35:23]   Wouldn't that be a funny Instagram page of me in like nature's most beautiful places?[4:35:29]   I think it should be a TikTok account now.[4:35:30]   Yeah. Where we just litter. It's called littering and the beauty of littering.[4:35:36]   And it's just me because people would go nuts even if you're going, hi, I'm baiting you all by fake littering in nature.[4:35:44]   I'm going to throw Wendy's on the ground. Then I'm going to pick it up after the video cuts and you're going to go crazy.[4:35:50]   Here's the video. They would still go crazy even if you said all that in the video.[4:35:56]   So we said, yeah, we should start an Instagram page or a TikTok where it's just us going to the most beautiful sites and just doing the shittiest.[4:36:04]   I already have the Instagram page. We can start posting anytime. I made it like five years ago.[4:36:08]   Oh, you made one already.[4:36:09]   Called litter blog.[4:36:10]   Great. And just doing the, I want to lean into the most what they think.[4:36:15]   Well, it has one follower.[4:36:16]   The douchiest shit that they could think of and racism bring like, make them think there's so much racism going on.[4:36:25]   There's got to be a way to like litter all of George Floyd's property or something.[4:36:33]   No, that's been done enough.[4:36:34]   Really?[4:36:35]   Haven't you seen the one we've littered on him?[4:36:36]   Oh yeah, people can't, I forgot. Not everybody likes him.[4:36:39]   I want to litter in the places where no one would dare to litter.[4:36:42]   Yes, exactly.[4:36:43]   Like the most stunning, like, like that, you know, that place in Switzerland, I want to go so bad where it's like the field and then there's the mountain and it's like stunningly.[4:36:52]   I also, you know what they're big sticklers about? It's not just littering.[4:36:56]   See, this is, I'm telling you, everything's the same.[4:37:01]   Like when we said, okay, gays could get married.[4:37:08]   Then we got trans, right?[4:37:10]   So everybody says, don't litter, don't litter.[4:37:15]   And we did.[4:37:16]   Most people stopped littering.[4:37:18]   So now they got really nothing to get at you.[4:37:20]   So now you know what they do?[4:37:22]   Because nobody does litter anymore. So they got their wish, but are they settled? Never.[4:37:27]   So now their new thing is, don't drive over the plants.[4:37:32]   Have you heard this?[4:37:34]   Respect the plants of the ground.[4:37:38]   I'm sorry.[4:37:39]   When did this become a thing where you can't kill any plant?[4:37:44]   What?[4:37:45]   They grow right back.[4:37:49]   You can't kill plants.[4:37:51]   Did you know that you can't just turn off the road and just drive through nature and destroy it?[4:37:56]   They're so picky.[4:37:59]   And it's like, guys, you can drive over plants.[4:38:03]   Sorry.[4:38:04]   I'm not doing that.[4:38:06]   That's like the new thing because they know no one litters.[4:38:09]   So now they got to come up with something new.[4:38:11]   Oh, don't.[4:38:12]   I'll never forget.[4:38:13]   I was on this beautiful place there.[4:38:16]   And when I go camping, the first thing I do is try to like, vandalize something because you're free.[4:38:23]   You can finally, I'm out of the city.[4:38:25]   You set a tree down.[4:38:26]   I did not know. Like, I thought if it's in nature, you could break it.[4:38:31]   So I would, you know, like I remember I drove nails into this tree.[4:38:38]   I didn't think there was anything wrong.[4:38:40]   I brought an axe thinking I was going to chop down trees at the campsite for Camp Firewood.[4:38:48]   So we got there.[4:38:49]   You can't do that.[4:38:50]   You need dead trees.[4:38:51]   Yeah, I know.[4:38:52]   This is how stupid I was.[4:38:53]   I get to this campsite and I say to the ranger, I go, I asked him some question about chopping down wood.[4:39:05]   Was this the story with the spooky ranger guy?[4:39:07]   Yes, it was.[4:39:08]   I asked him, you know, like, where do I?[4:39:11]   What are the best trees for chopping down for firewood?[4:39:15]   And he looked at me like I was good.[4:39:17]   He was like, excuse me.[4:39:19]   He was like, excuse me.[4:39:21]   I hope you're not planning on going near the trees.[4:39:24]   We sell firewood.[4:39:25]   You cannot touch.[4:39:26]   And I'm like, you can't touch the tree.[4:39:28]   Why?[4:39:30]   Who says who?[4:39:31]   It's between me and the tree.[4:39:34]   So, but then like, I didn't even, I didn't even think twice.[4:39:38]   So we go to the site and then I'm driving the giant nails into the trees to like hang bags and stuff.[4:39:44]   And he comes by and he sees, you got the nails out of the trees screaming at me.[4:39:49]   But weren't you also camping in like someone's property?[4:39:52]   Yeah.[4:39:53]   Someone's backyard at the time.[4:39:55]   No, it wasn't like, no, it was nothing like that.[4:39:58]   We had encroached on what we thought.[4:40:01]   So that was an add on that you did to the story when you told me in addition.[4:40:05]   No, it's part of the story.[4:40:07]   It's not an add on.[4:40:08]   I don't know what to think.[4:40:09]   Nope.[4:40:10]   It's always part of the story.[4:40:11]   And it was a cult that we heard whispers singing throughout a path in the woods.[4:40:16]   Well, now I believe that.[4:40:18]   Don't believe it.[4:40:20]   They believe in you.[4:40:22]   So you don't want to heed my warnings about what goes on in the woods.[4:40:26]   And believe me, it does go on in the woods.[4:40:29]   Never go down one of those trails in the woods.[4:40:32]   If you hear songs coming, like old timey songs coming from it in the middle of the nowhere.[4:40:40]   If you hear, don't follow the path to see what's going on.[4:40:47]   Trust me.[4:40:49]   Trust me.[4:40:51]   Everybody relax.[4:41:02]   I wanted to show you going green, but I love this idea.[4:41:06]   Somebody said Mike's roundup.[4:41:07]   But yeah, find me a map of where Mr.[4:41:10]   Because this is how we can do it.[4:41:11]   Oh, you have Mr.[4:41:12]   Beast.[4:41:13]   You planted a million trees.[4:41:14]   Prove it.[4:41:15]   Oh, here's the map.[4:41:16]   Thank you.[4:41:17]   You snag that map from that fucking gay poof-haired faggot.[4:41:22]   Excuse my language.[4:41:24]   And then we go there.[4:41:25]   We get those backpacks of weed killer.[4:41:28]   The ones you wear, though, industrial.[4:41:30]   And every one of his trees, we flood it with pesticides, poisons.[4:41:40]   These trees grow up like this, dude.[4:41:42]   They look like Sam Tripoli trees.[4:41:45]   All fucking cooped.[4:41:46]   They never grow a leaf.[4:41:47]   They're smoky.[4:41:50]   You rub up to them like this, and you get black soot on your finger from them.[4:41:57]   Thanks, Mr.[4:41:58]   Beast.[4:41:59]   These are great.[4:42:00]   That's what I want.[4:42:01]   But going green.[4:42:03]   Podcasters do it.[4:42:04]   You're never going to believe this one.[4:42:06]   Patrick Melton has decided to go full green.[4:42:12]   I've never seen this.[4:42:14]   And this is different.[4:42:15]   It's green lighting.[4:42:17]   Green on green lighting.[4:42:20]   You'll never see this.[4:42:21]   He lit his backdrop green, and he lit himself green.[4:42:27]   Yep.[4:42:28]   Never been tried.[4:42:30]   And wait till you see it.[4:42:31]   It's quite the effect.[4:42:33]   It's called Mountain Goes Green.[4:42:36]   We haven't checked in on Patrick Melton in quite some time.[4:42:38]   This is real footage from his real podcast.[4:42:41]   It just aired, I think, 19 hours ago.[4:42:44]   Here it comes.[4:42:46]   Everybody was laughing and talking shit when it was pretty green, huh?[4:42:58]   This is not doctor.[4:43:00]   This is not like we're watching.[4:43:02]   He's lit himself green, and he's lit the background green.[4:43:07]   It's not appealing.[4:43:12]   It's not, look at this.[4:43:14]   So it kind of just, you know what?[4:43:16]   It reads on my monitors if you're just watching some badly calibrated video.[4:43:21]   It looks pretty green.[4:43:22]   No, that's pretty green.[4:43:23]   It's green.[4:43:24]   It's undeniably green.[4:43:25]   The whole thing's green.[4:43:26]   And again, this isn't a green tint that was put over it.[4:43:29]   This is a decision to use a key light.[4:43:34]   You know, the light that hits his face is emanating green.[4:43:39]   You should make that big light green to match him.[4:43:41]   Can you do that?[4:43:42]   Let's see if I can.[4:43:56]   Pretty close.[4:43:57]   Give me a green.[4:44:01]   Then you would have to turn off, let's see.[4:44:04]   Come on.[4:44:09]   Wait, I'm making him look less green now.[4:44:13]   No, this is like how his show was shot.[4:44:17]   But it was like all casually being done.[4:44:19]   I just never seen somebody just lit up in green.[4:44:22]   Like this shot especially looks pretty bizarre.[4:44:26]   Let me see if I could get this more wicked.[4:44:28]   Hold on.[4:44:29]   Let's see.[4:44:30]   You might as well play with it.[4:44:31]   See?[4:44:32]   Oh, it's nice and green.[4:44:33]   Look on my tablet here.[4:44:35]   Look.[4:44:37]   You, Jules.[4:44:38]   You got to cut.[4:44:39]   No, to the desk shot.[4:44:40]   Yeah.[4:44:41]   See?[4:44:42]   It's showing up green now.[4:44:43]   Pretty cool.[4:44:46]   Where's the saturation?[4:44:50]   That's really gross.[4:44:55]   It's like not even letting me get to a green.[4:44:58]   It's that heinous.[4:44:59]   I know yours just looks kind of good.[4:45:02]   Yeah.[4:45:03]   Frick it.[4:45:05]   I feel like I'm in euphoria.[4:45:09]   I feel like I'm in the idol with the weekend.[4:45:13]   Yeah, right?[4:45:17]   Tell me when it's the most green because I got these shades in it.[4:45:19]   Here, let's match him.[4:45:21]   Yeah.[4:45:22]   That's pretty.[4:45:24]   Your green is just cool and awesome and his is like-[4:45:26]   Oh, I look like the green goblin.[4:45:28]   You look great.[4:45:31]   Is that pretty cool?[4:45:36]   This is stupid.[4:45:38]   Oh, yeah.[4:45:39]   You look like the Munsters trailer by Rob Zombie.[4:45:42]   Yeah.[4:45:43]   Rob Zombie.[4:45:44]   This is how Rob Zombie did the makeup for the Munsters.[4:45:47]   He just shined a green light on him.[4:45:49]   Well, Mountain has really done this while I do that as a bit.[4:45:54]   Let's go back to Mountain.[4:45:56]   Does he look green?[4:45:57]   Here, let's see what he does.[4:46:00]   Seven years ago, seven years ago, it has 424 views.[4:46:10]   Wait, that's more of you?[4:46:12]   Oh, my God.[4:46:13]   What he's doing?[4:46:14]   He's going over Josh Denny's view counts, which is a bit, a segment we do to him.[4:46:23]   So, you know how like for five years straight, we looked at Melton's YouTube views and then[4:46:29]   made fun of them?[4:46:30]   He's doing that to Josh Denny now, but he gets less views.[4:46:36]   Here, go to 59 for the part where he's talking about Denny.[4:46:39]   Or like 58.[4:46:40]   58.[4:46:41]   Watch this.[4:46:42]   This Melton got, well, Ethan Ralph says this isn't a good example of Stockholm Syndrome,[4:46:50]   but it's something similar to that.[4:46:54]   58.[4:46:55]   He does all our routines that we did on him.[4:47:00]   He does them to other people, but while being in a worse position still than the other people.[4:47:07]   It's not like he's doing the stuff we did to him because he got better and he's doing[4:47:13]   it now to lesser people.[4:47:15]   He's doing it to people that are, he's still the lesser.[4:47:19]   Which is really weird.[4:47:21]   That's why I say it gets creepy almost.[4:47:23]   Watch this.[4:47:24]   Great mood tonight.[4:47:25]   I'm having fun.[4:47:28]   So thank you.[4:47:29]   And he's great.[4:47:30]   Drink up.[4:47:31]   Enjoy your time.[4:47:33]   Censored Live.[4:47:34]   Dallas, Texas.[4:47:36]   Covering our stuff.[4:47:37]   It's going to be in a bar.[4:47:39]   Look at his face.[4:47:40]   They're doing after shows.[4:47:41]   It's a hundred dollar.[4:47:43]   He talked like this.[4:47:44]   To come to both.[4:47:46]   To come to both.[4:47:47]   To hang out with your favorite Censored Live personalities.[4:47:52]   I think he says that.[4:47:57]   You know what?[4:47:58]   Instead of us covering Denny, because I always hate it, let's just play mountains full Denny[4:48:02]   coverage.[4:48:04]   And then it's we get Denny coverage without having to do anything.[4:48:07]   Yeah.[4:48:08]   You can take a little break.[4:48:09]   You can take a break.[4:48:10]   Here we go.[4:48:11]   Josh Denny.[4:48:13]   Watch what he does.[4:48:14]   Bio.[4:48:18]   Mountains going after Denny.[4:48:20]   My Denny.[4:48:22]   Wait.[4:48:23]   Poocast.[4:48:26]   Mondays just got a little less shitty.[4:48:30]   So it's one of my lines making fun of Denny that you just stole.[4:48:34]   If you watch any episode of Nobody Likes Onions, it's exactly.[4:48:38]   He does exactly what we did to him.[4:48:42]   To other people now.[4:48:45]   As if we've disappeared and we're not watching or knowing that he's.[4:48:51]   It's so weird.[4:48:53]   Like we don't even know how to really describe it other than that.[4:48:58]   You know what I mean?[4:49:00]   It's like dealing with like.[4:49:02]   Oh, I didn't know Melton was like.[4:49:04]   It's like how on the last episode of Better Call Saul.[4:49:08]   Spoiler alert if you haven't seen it.[4:49:10]   No, you can't say that.[4:49:11]   Something happens.[4:49:12]   You can't spoil that.[4:49:13]   Something happens that finally transitions Jimmy McGill into the Saul Goodman.[4:49:20]   And then you're like, wow.[4:49:21]   So he just lost his mind because of that thing.[4:49:24]   There was a pop, the comedians call it.[4:49:26]   A pop that happened in Mountain's head when he just got tortured too much.[4:49:31]   And it went.[4:49:34]   And so now he's just doing a fake persona.[4:49:37]   And he doesn't know which persona to do.[4:49:39]   So he's just doing the persona of the person that got him to be where he is.[4:49:45]   Look at this.[4:49:47]   Made with Squarespace.[4:49:50]   We got YouTube.[4:49:53]   73 views.[4:49:57]   People are lining up for Jankom.[4:49:59]   I know Earl.[4:50:01]   So let's check what Melton's views are.[4:50:05]   I mean, his views must be doing better.[4:50:08]   Right?[4:50:09]   If he's able to say this about Denny here, I'm going to check here.[4:50:12]   Open link and new tab.[4:50:14]   Cool, cool, cool.[4:50:16]   Nobody likes onions.[4:50:19]   So he's sitting there making fun of Denny's views.[4:50:22]   But that's what we do to Mountain all the time.[4:50:25]   So.[4:50:28]   Yeah, they're.[4:50:31]   Well, I guess they're twice as big as Denny's.[4:50:34]   So.[4:50:36]   Two hundred and thirty six views.[4:50:38]   Three hundred and ninety eight views.[4:50:41]   Two hundred and eighty nine views.[4:50:44]   Two hundred and twelve.[4:50:45]   However, I wouldn't with two hundred and twelve views.[4:50:49]   You're not really.[4:50:51]   Finally, I can make fun of people who got 73 views because I got two hundred and twelve.[4:50:57]   That's really what's happening.[4:50:59]   So because he gets to twelve seventy three is now the joke.[4:51:04]   OK, well, twelve is the joke to us.[4:51:07]   I think he's earned it.[4:51:09]   He's earned it.[4:51:10]   Yeah. Oh, I'm not mad at him.[4:51:12]   It's a whole different.[4:51:13]   And now look at he's a free man.[4:51:14]   He did the time fun.[4:51:16]   He's in green.[4:51:17]   He's covering whatever he wants.[4:51:19]   No kill again.[4:51:20]   So he gets two hundred and twelve views.[4:51:22]   And then when he sees one hundred and eighty views, that's a joke to him.[4:51:26]   I just want to show you this one more time.[4:51:30]   Seventy three views.[4:51:34]   People are lining up for Jankom.[4:51:37]   I know Earl Skakel does his show every three months.[4:51:41]   Oh, and he does what I do to him.[4:51:42]   Like, I won't read the ones that say four hundred.[4:51:44]   He won't read the ones that say one hundred.[4:51:48]   That's too close.[4:51:49]   Because that means that's a lie.[4:51:52]   OK.[4:51:54]   Loves it.[4:51:57]   Janko five on a frozen planet in the future.[4:52:02]   And so you were like, I'm full.[4:52:04]   And I was like, imagine broadcasting and not having the wherewithal to close your closet doors.[4:52:11]   Like, close your shitty foldable closet doors.[4:52:15]   Fucking lanyard nerds.[4:52:17]   I have a question.[4:52:18]   All the time.[4:52:19]   I remember when Denny made that he had this video called, like, talk shit with me or something.[4:52:26]   And that's when he went on and was like, Mike's dead, blah, blah, blah.[4:52:29]   He has a thirteen year old wife.[4:52:31]   And he mentioned us a few times.[4:52:33]   But then he went on this huge tirade about Melton and he was like shitting on Melton[4:52:37]   the whole time.[4:52:38]   And it was awesome.[4:52:39]   Did Melton ever respond to that video of Denny's?[4:52:42]   I think Melton skipped that one and then started making fun of Denny once the coast was clear.[4:52:47]   Wow.[4:52:48]   A few weeks later.[4:52:49]   Yeah.[4:52:50]   It's a real sick thing.[4:52:51]   Because I was going to say, I need to see him respond.[4:52:53]   I want all my fools having a private battles with each other.[4:52:57]   I love the battle between Denny and Melton.[4:52:59]   Keep it coming.[4:53:00]   Oh my God.[4:53:01]   Look at what Melton looks like.[4:53:02]   Look at his blade.[4:53:03]   We haven't examined his blades in quite some time.[4:53:04]   This used to be fool numero uno on Red Bar.[4:53:08]   The guy that got us into fools.[4:53:11]   Look at his beard.[4:53:15]   I remember some black chick.[4:53:17]   She was like, now that you're on compound media, you should not bring up Melton.[4:53:21]   We've got to move on to bigger things.[4:53:24]   And I was like, it's going to be pretty hard not to talk about Melton every day only.[4:53:33]   And now I see why.[4:53:34]   I mean, this guy fucking rocks.[4:53:36]   He sucks.[4:53:37]   Look at this guy, dude.[4:53:39]   There's nothing to him anymore.[4:53:41]   No.[4:53:42]   Really.[4:53:43]   He's really, there's nothing left.[4:53:45]   And he doesn't.[4:53:46]   You finished him officially.[4:53:48]   Yeah.[4:53:49]   And there's nothing remaining, unfortunately.[4:53:52]   These lanyard guys.[4:53:54]   Oh, Melton.[4:53:56]   You should give him 300.[4:53:57]   Oh, fuck.[4:53:59]   His LinkedIn says he's a leadership guru.[4:54:01]   I don't think Melton has the ability to.[4:54:03]   It's like you came up with that.[4:54:04]   You hate guys with lanyards.[4:54:06]   Yeah.[4:54:07]   He hates guys with lanyards now.[4:54:09]   And you hate Denny's low views.[4:54:11]   Yeah.[4:54:12]   Right.[4:54:13]   Look at this get up too.[4:54:14]   This is why, look at this.[4:54:15]   It's the Sam Tripoli get up.[4:54:17]   You got the hat, the phones, the glasses.[4:54:20]   Denny's got the same setup here.[4:54:21]   It's a big outfit.[4:54:23]   It's a podcaster.[4:54:27]   That's definitely a podcasters look, you know?[4:54:32]   Yeah.[4:54:33]   He doesn't even get posted in the BBG anymore at all.[4:54:35]   No.[4:54:36]   Nobody cares.[4:54:37]   That's how you know that there's nothing.[4:54:38]   Nobody cares.[4:54:39]   It sucks.[4:54:40]   And he broadcasts like every other day.[4:54:43]   He just goes and talks and talks and talks, but it's all like this.[4:54:48]   He was hired at will the agency.[4:54:51]   What's going on with his eye.[4:54:52]   He was like part of a marketing agency for a month.[4:54:55]   And then he got kicked off for being Josh, I guess.[4:55:00]   Pretend J is in here.[4:55:04]   Genuinely thought 10 years ago.[4:55:08]   I like this.[4:55:10]   I'm watching through my monitor here and I love the in his eyes.[4:55:15]   Oh my God.[4:55:16]   He's got an eye full of apps.[4:55:19]   Wouldn't that be awesome if we zoomed in and each one of these was a different food.[4:55:24]   Look at that.[4:55:25]   So he's got a stream deck open with every shortcut it could take.[4:55:30]   Yes.[4:55:31]   These are all food ordering apps.[4:55:35]   Yes.[4:55:36]   Delish.[4:55:37]   Yeah.[4:55:38]   Grub hubs from other states.[4:55:41]   Wow.[4:55:42]   It looks like, yeah, it looks like the wheel of fortune board of food delivery apps.[4:55:47]   And that's just a glimmer in his eye.[4:55:49]   That's a hope.[4:55:50]   We just got to see one of his hopes.[4:55:52]   Damn.[4:55:53]   And I would wear glasses all the time, but I also have the thing where I have really[4:55:58]   bad eyes.[4:55:59]   So it makes my eyes look really small.[4:56:01]   Yeah.[4:56:02]   And that's like my least, like I never am seen wearing glasses because it looks so crazy.[4:56:07]   And every time I see him, I'm just reminded of how crazy.[4:56:10]   But you look just like melt when you put on glasses.[4:56:13]   Seriously.[4:56:14]   That's why I don't really like you that much anymore.[4:56:16]   Because when you put on glasses, you look just like Danny Melton.[4:56:20]   Yeah.[4:56:21]   So I mistook her for Danny once and I pushed her out of the house.[4:56:26]   There's that much of a difference between your inner glass face line and your outer[4:56:32]   glass face line.[4:56:33]   You just can't wear glasses.[4:56:34]   I'm sorry.[4:56:35]   I just want to suffer through that.[4:56:37]   Can we watch a little bit more of him?[4:56:39]   Let's just see what happens for one second.[4:56:42]   I had a good green going.[4:56:49]   That's not bad.[4:56:52]   Okay.[4:56:53]   Yeah.[4:56:54]   Let's just watch mountain fruit just to see what he's been up to.[4:56:56]   Oh, hold on.[4:56:57]   How far back did I go?[4:56:59]   Is you dumb or is you stupid?[4:57:03]   Pretty soon Josh will be pushing his truth social account.[4:57:06]   I wish you hadn't said that.[4:57:07]   If you go to Twitter right now, you'll see him linked to his true social account.[4:57:13]   He's told people already go to truth social and follow him.[4:57:16]   A hundred percent.[4:57:17]   I'm not lying.[4:57:18]   You go to twitter.com slash Josh Denny.[4:57:20]   Give him a follow.[4:57:22]   Help us.[4:57:23]   Bot ratio.[4:57:24]   It's I swear to God, he's promoted his true social.[4:57:29]   He lost.[4:57:30]   He can't stop it.[4:57:31]   Oh my God.[4:57:32]   He looked too.[4:57:33]   We locked eyes.[4:57:34]   Like I'm looking at this monitor and I'm getting a straight shot of what you're seeing.[4:57:39]   Basically.[4:57:40]   Dude.[4:57:41]   What if you're not kidding?[4:57:42]   He looked me.[4:57:43]   Watch this.[4:57:44]   It's promoted his true social.[4:57:46]   He lost.[4:57:47]   He can't stop it.[4:57:48]   Oh dude.[4:57:49]   I, whatever I said, please.[4:57:52]   Oh, imagine being out at like a coffee shop or something.[4:57:57]   And then at the table over, you hear this voice and this guy's ranting.[4:58:02]   That's what I was thinking about while listening to his voice.[4:58:05]   It really is a bizarre sound.[4:58:07]   Yeah.[4:58:08]   That lines up.[4:58:09]   He is looking at me right in the eye.[4:58:12]   Yup.[4:58:13]   That is horrifying.[4:58:15]   Hold on.[4:58:16]   Let's see if we can get in a little closer.[4:58:17]   I love stuff like this.[4:58:22]   If I set up for you on your birthday, which is close to Christmas,[4:58:26]   a little thing where you go to the mall and then there's a whole like Melton themed castle[4:58:32]   in the middle and inside he's sitting there and you pay, would you go up?[4:58:38]   This is a gift to you that I made.[4:58:39]   Like it's like Santa, but you go get to meet.[4:58:42]   And you go up and you are the size of a kid in this.[4:58:44]   Melton Greenstein.[4:58:45]   And he's sitting there huge and you go sit on his lap.[4:58:47]   Yes.[4:58:48]   Do you do that?[4:58:49]   Yes.[4:58:50]   100%.[4:58:51]   To me, Melton is like, I love Melton.[4:58:53]   It's 100%.[4:58:54]   To me, Melton is like, I've forgotten that I am.[4:58:57]   Yeah.[4:58:58]   Like he's like where the wild things are guy.[4:59:00]   And you're like the sweet boy who's.[4:59:03]   I can sit right up here.[4:59:04]   I can sit right up here on the hat.[4:59:07]   Me and you could sit right there.[4:59:09]   Let our legs dangle.[4:59:10]   You guys are kind of like a Calvin and Hobbes like duo almost now.[4:59:15]   Yeah.[4:59:16]   He's pretty cool.[4:59:18]   As a monster sidekick.[4:59:21]   That you control, of course.[4:59:23]   Look at how stupid and gay and faggoty he looks right here.[4:59:31]   Look at this.[4:59:32]   Look at these.[4:59:37]   Oh, they're gray.[4:59:41]   Oh.[4:59:43]   Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.[4:59:45]   That needs a synth.[4:59:47]   A scary synth beat.[4:59:49]   That mouth.[4:59:50]   All right.[4:59:51]   Patrick Mountain went green.[4:59:52]   Nice to see him, huh?[4:59:54]   There is some old school mountain watch fans in the chat.[4:59:57]   People are happy to visit him.[4:59:58]   Good.[4:59:59]   Good.[5:00:00]   I've got a video of Kumiya we forgot to play.[5:00:02]   Check this out.[5:00:03]   I don't know what this is, but it's real footage of Kumiya screaming like a demon at an ambulance.[5:00:11]   I'll play it for you fully wide like this and then we'll do some zoom ins.[5:00:16]   But wait till you see his behavior.[5:00:18]   Check this out.[5:00:19]   Check this out.[5:00:20]   Anthony Kumiya going nuts.[5:00:21]   Geno's here.[5:00:22]   Get him over there.[5:00:23]   Geno.[5:00:24]   His liver is toast.[5:00:25]   He's done.[5:00:26]   Geno.[5:00:27]   I just realized this video is like a premonition because this came out before Geno actually[5:00:43]   did have to go to the hospital.[5:00:45]   Here's Geno.[5:00:46]   Oh, they're kidding around that he's inside the ambulance.[5:00:49]   But do you see how the count is acting?[5:00:52]   And this is a 65 year old guy.[5:00:56]   And let's just look at this.[5:00:57]   This is the first freeze frame.[5:00:59]   Hold on.[5:01:00]   I mean, that's really something.[5:01:02]   Oh my God.[5:01:03]   Look at that.[5:01:05]   And he's like in a rage.[5:01:07]   Oh my God, man.[5:01:09]   In a rage.[5:01:10]   So let's see this again.[5:01:11]   It's like when your dad goes drunk and starts abusing you as a kid.[5:01:30]   That's an abusive father.[5:01:32]   Look at that.[5:01:34]   That's not a happy drunk, folks.[5:01:37]   Let's see some more.[5:01:41]   Geno.[5:01:42]   His liver is toast.[5:01:46]   He's done.[5:01:52]   Wow.[5:01:53]   Interesting.[5:01:54]   Now, does anyone know the context of this clip?[5:01:56]   I think this was just Kumiya having a blast out on the town with his compound colleagues.[5:02:01]   There's a lot of weird.[5:02:02]   And people like to see that.[5:02:03]   Oh, yeah.[5:02:04]   And they're all over the Internet, too, because Kumiya puts out, everybody tries to figure[5:02:07]   out what's going on.[5:02:08]   So there's a lot of these accounts going, what are these videos?[5:02:12]   All right.[5:02:13]   What about Bill Burr?[5:02:15]   Yes.[5:02:16]   Let's show some clips from Bill Burr's new special.[5:02:18]   Can we take a one second break?[5:02:19]   Yeah.[5:02:20]   Let's take a little break.[5:02:21]   Do you need any refills on any of your shit?[5:02:23]   Possibly.[5:02:24]   We'll figure that out off stage.[5:02:26]   We'll be right back with, hold on, I'm trying to pick a great song.[5:02:33]   Hold on.[5:02:35]   I hate all these songs.[5:02:38]   Oh, can I play one that I really like?[5:02:41]   OK.[5:02:42]   This one's been stuck in my head all day.[5:02:44]   All right.[5:02:45]   We'll be right back.[5:02:46]   Throw it to me.[5:02:47]   We'll be right back.[5:02:48]   We'll see you soon.[5:02:52]   When we come back, Bill Burr's Yellathon.[5:02:56]   Wait till you hear how he delivered his newest special.[5:03:04]   In my kitchen, after I talked to you, my love line was itching.[5:03:10]   There's something about you.[5:03:13]   There's something about you.[5:03:17]   I think I love you, baby.[5:03:20]   My storm's on fire.[5:03:22]   There's something about you that attracts me a lot.[5:03:26]   Don't know what it is, but it's getting me hot.[5:03:30]   There's something happening.[5:03:34]   Something good is happening.[5:03:38]   I think I love you, baby.[5:03:41]   My storm's on fire.[5:03:44]   There's something about you that attracts me a lot.[5:03:49]   There's something about you that attracts me a lot.[5:03:52]   I think I love you, baby.[5:03:55]   My storm's on fire.[5:04:09]   There's something about you that attracts me a lot.[5:04:13]   Oh, can I play one that I really like?[5:04:16]   There's something about you that attracts me a lot.[5:04:18]   Now that we're together, I'm as hot as a wire Ain't nothin' ever gonna put out this fire[5:04:25]   I feel somethin' burnin', somethin' burnin' I think I love you, baby, my star is burnin'[5:04:37]   I feel somethin' burnin', somethin' burnin' I think I love you, baby, my star is on fire[5:04:52]   I think I love you, baby, my star is on fire[5:04:58]   I think I love you, baby, my star is on fire[5:05:08]   I think I love you, baby, my star is on fire[5:05:27]   I think I love you, baby, my star is on fire[5:05:58]   Rich Facet delivered to me the other day, now I don't know if it's real, I like to believe it's real, you cut to the TV, here it is[5:06:07]   I know Rich Facet personally, uh oh, my best friend lived next door to him his whole life[5:06:14]   He recently was in the newspaper for doing heroin and trashing somebody's shed, I love that part[5:06:25]   Couldn't believe I saw him on Red Bar, always thought he was a low key serial killer[5:06:31]   The newspaper, he was recently in the newspaper for doing heroin and trashing someone's shed[5:06:42]   It's gotta be real, it's from a girl too, look, these types of girls, they don't lie[5:06:48]   You get a message from this type of girl, that's 100% real, if you wanna fool somebody who's a troll[5:06:53]   Wait, but don't expose her, Rich Facet is gonna find her[5:06:56]   Oh, Rich, oh yeah, I didn't even think about that[5:06:59]   Yeah, cause he knows her, obviously[5:07:00]   Oh my god, and they're in the same neighborhood[5:07:02]   Minimize, minimize, minimize[5:07:03]   You're a fucking dead lady[5:07:06]   Well maybe Rich will kill her and then get arrested and then he won't have time to kill me[5:07:12]   Case closed, Big J discussing Red Bar[5:07:17]   Let's take a look at this, Big J, J or Gag music video[5:07:23]   Oh, so yeah, Big J, somebody sent him this music video that was made about him called Gag or Gay[5:07:34]   I'll play that for you, here's the video that was just sent to Big J and he watched it with Bert[5:07:41]   Here, we'll show you this, this is pretty funny actually[5:07:44]   I know, I forgot about this video[5:07:45]   Yeah, so this was by Tappan Skins and we're gonna hear Big J just shy this video so we'll get to hear what he thought of it[5:07:53]   Bit or not, gag or not[5:07:56]   Let's have one together[5:07:57]   Gag or gay, right?[5:07:59]   Hello, welcome to every comedian's favorite dating game, Gag or Gay[5:08:05]   Am I doing this as a joke or am I secretly gay?[5:08:08]   Let's go to our top contestant, Big J Oakerson[5:08:13]   Hey, just because I kiss a guy every day as a gag doesn't mean I'm gay[5:08:19]   Gag or gay, do you believe him audience?[5:08:21]   Yeah, then I'm yelling, imagine me[5:08:25]   It's no big deal[5:08:26]   You're gay[5:08:28]   What?[5:08:29]   You're gay[5:08:30]   No[5:08:31]   These examples are crazy too in the video, huh?[5:08:35]   What?[5:08:36]   You're gay[5:08:37]   No[5:08:38]   Okay[5:08:39]   I deem you gay[5:08:41]   I would say it's a good video[5:08:44]   Not every day[5:08:46]   They're rolling around naked with guys[5:08:47]   Hell yeah[5:08:48]   We'll look at that one[5:08:49]   That's your sex life[5:08:51]   Nice[5:08:52]   Bert Kreischer is doing stuff with guys more often than with his wife Lynnae[5:08:55]   No, no, no, no[5:08:56]   At some point[5:08:57]   Such a good edit[5:08:59]   You're gay[5:09:00]   She did a shimmy[5:09:01]   What?[5:09:02]   You're gay[5:09:04]   You're gay[5:09:05]   I deem you gay[5:09:08]   What?[5:09:09]   You're gay[5:09:10]   No[5:09:11]   Okay[5:09:12]   That's real footage[5:09:13]   You're gay, Bert Kreischer, every day[5:09:15]   Very gay[5:09:16]   Big gay, Bert Kreischer, every day[5:09:18]   Not every day[5:09:19]   They're rolling around naked with guys[5:09:21]   I'm gagging[5:09:22]   Everyone takes it as a joke[5:09:24]   You're gay[5:09:25]   What?[5:09:26]   No, everyone takes it as a joke[5:09:27]   You kiss a guy every day[5:09:29]   I wanna kiss him[5:09:30]   You kiss a, kiss a, kiss a guy every day[5:09:32]   Everyone takes it as a joke[5:09:33]   Everyone can go fuck themselves, I'm the king, I get the big dick, who am I fucking?[5:09:37]   Guys[5:09:38]   You're gay[5:09:39]   Wow[5:09:40]   It's a masterpiece, yeah[5:09:41]   You're gay[5:09:42]   No, no, no[5:09:43]   Okay[5:09:44]   I deem you[5:09:45]   You're gay[5:09:46]   Red bar[5:09:47]   You didn't know that?[5:09:48]   The good[5:09:49]   Red bar[5:09:50]   You're gay[5:09:51]   You're an asshole[5:09:52]   Okay[5:09:53]   I deem you gay[5:09:54]   Whoa[5:09:55]   That was really good, I had to play[5:09:56]   Look at that asshole[5:09:57]   Is that a Tappan original?[5:09:58]   Yeah, Tappan's good[5:09:59]   Amazing, holy[5:10:00]   And you see me, a little asshole of me[5:10:03]   Big Jay got to watch this, so 149 in here, let's see his response[5:10:12]   There's just something different?[5:10:13]   They're gonna talk about it here, right?[5:10:15]   Yeah[5:10:16]   Okay[5:10:17]   So they're rewatching this video, this isn't my video, this is Legit of Skank's family portrait[5:10:22]   In which they just decided it would be funny to deep throat, tongue kiss each other[5:10:28]   It's just playing like that around here gets you killed boys, sorry, we don't walk that way[5:10:35]   I'm kidding[5:10:36]   But I mean if you're straight you cannot be tongue kissing guys, that means you're bi[5:10:42]   Like Cameron, we're gonna show you this Cameron from H3 coming up cause he did a Dave Portney impression[5:10:48]   So you'll see what a bi guy sounds like when he's trying to impersonate Dave Portney coming up[5:10:56]   It'd be a big piece of this puzzle, but let's hear Big Jay's...[5:11:02]   Obeyment[5:11:03]   When he starts bringing us up here for that Demu Gay music video that I just played, here we go[5:11:10]   No![5:11:11]   Big Jay[5:11:14]   Yo[5:11:15]   We rule[5:11:16]   Can I tell you something?[5:11:17]   We rule dude[5:11:18]   Can I tell you something? I don't know[5:11:21]   I've been told by people I should never draw eyes to this but it makes me laugh[5:11:26]   Somebody sent me a thing today and they go, I heard you think Mike from Red Bar is funny, what do you think of this?[5:11:33]   And it's a video he made called Gag or Gay[5:11:36]   Wait so see, while we're watching this we should pay attention to everyone else's faces[5:11:42]   And by everyone else I mean Senator Dave Smith who we've been brutal to[5:11:49]   And Big Jay just said I've been told I shouldn't bring attention to this[5:11:53]   Really?[5:11:54]   That's what he started this by saying[5:11:56]   So let's pay attention to all their faces as well, we might have to go back[5:12:00]   Whenever somebody talks about us in this manner you must examine[5:12:04]   And who is telling Big Jay not to bring us up?[5:12:09]   Hmm[5:12:10]   Kieran Feehan? Let's find out[5:12:12]   Somebody sent me a thing today and they go, I heard you think Mike from Red Bar is funny, what do you think?[5:12:18]   And it's a video he made called Gag or Gay[5:12:22]   You know if somebody brought up somebody that I hated I wouldn't sit there and go[5:12:34]   I would talk about how much I fucking hate that motherfucker[5:12:37]   But Dave Smith just sits there like, yeah he's the bane of my existence but who am I to say a damn word?[5:12:45]   Why? You don't know how the crowd's gonna react? Why don't you talk about it?[5:12:52]   Cause you know he hates, ooh does he hate me[5:12:55]   I'm the only one in his way[5:12:57]   From that presidency[5:12:59]   And I will destroy that presidency believe me, that's my main thing[5:13:03]   That's why I built all this, to destroy your chances at winning anything[5:13:08]   I am secretly after you Dave in a really obsessed way outside of the show[5:13:14]   Did you know that?[5:13:17]   Isn't it crazy that you could scare grown men?[5:13:21]   I never thought you could just scare people by simply just lying[5:13:27]   That's scary to him[5:13:29]   Seeing me do that[5:13:31]   Alright let's finish this up[5:13:33]   It's Big Jay Oakers, he really likes Road Mart to the point where I'm starting to like him[5:13:37]   It's working, it's working[5:13:39]   So Damon is working on me too, I see Big Jay as a nice guy[5:13:42]   That really is the secret[5:13:44]   If you wanted to be like a sociopath manipulator just pretend you like people and they'll all like you back[5:13:51]   It's so simple[5:13:53]   It was always like I always said Mike Bridenstine was always the guy who had 8,000 friends[5:13:59]   And every time he'd get in front of you he'd compliment you, laugh at everything you say[5:14:03]   So everyone loved him right in quotes[5:14:07]   They thought they did, what they loved was the sponsorship[5:14:12]   They loved that ad money[5:14:14]   And Big Jay is trying to sell me a fortune right here by[5:14:22]   Oh you know Mike's really fun, I actually really, oh yeah me too[5:14:26]   Nah that only works on other gay guys[5:14:29]   Not me[5:14:31]   No but it is harder, it's harder to hate[5:14:34]   Anyone want to make a song out of that, Hard to Hate?[5:14:37]   Sounds like one of the songs you people would make[5:14:40]   Hard to Hate, I'm hard to hate[5:14:45]   Alright let's see what they say[5:14:47]   Somebody sent me a thing a day ago, I heard you think Mike's from Red Bar is funny[5:14:52]   What do you think of this? And it's a video he made called Gag or Gay[5:14:56]   And he goes today's contestant Big Jay Oakerson and he just shows clips of things[5:15:00]   And it is a compelling argument for I'm gay[5:15:03]   It makes me laugh[5:15:05]   Oh Dave Smith[5:15:07]   Okay Dave[5:15:09]   Okay Dave, not quite RE recognizing Andrew WK[5:15:14]   But a similar dot dot dot dot dot you're dead[5:15:19]   Cause if that's true that we're right about Big Jay's videos[5:15:22]   Then could we be right, could we be right[5:15:28]   That went up a key believe it or not[5:15:31]   So let's see Dave's little face[5:15:33]   See a lot of people would be confused by Big Jay, oh Big Jay, no no no[5:15:37]   I got my eye right on Dave and those children[5:15:40]   That family that he's trying to build[5:15:43]   That presidency that he's trying to[5:15:45]   He's really trying to run for gubernatorial[5:15:49]   You should see the, we'll show you he talks to his[5:15:53]   We showed them a couple weeks ago we played[5:15:55]   I know but there was another one I just saw today[5:15:57]   And he talks to them as if they're children[5:16:00]   He's like guys what's the problem going on right now[5:16:04]   Cancel culture right, right[5:16:07]   And what do we have to do to stop that[5:16:10]   Stop exactly right guys[5:16:13]   It's like oh who's allowing this[5:16:18]   No no no no no no[5:16:20]   Are you allowed to hit a man with a cane[5:16:23]   Is that legal[5:16:24]   Alright watch Dave Smith's face when he says Red Bar was actually pretty[5:16:28]   He had a good point[5:16:30]   It is a compelling argument for I'm gay[5:16:36]   The last time I saw that face was on comedian Mike Stanley[5:16:39]   I owe him a thousand dollars by the way[5:16:43]   You owe me a thousand dollars[5:16:45]   I'll never forget Mike Stanley[5:16:50]   It was in conjunction with[5:16:53]   Here you can cut to me[5:16:54]   This stupid low rent comedian Mike Stanley[5:16:57]   He's a road dog you'll never hear about him[5:16:59]   He stayed in that 600 follower range[5:17:04]   One of those comics, no it could be 6000[5:17:07]   Could be 6000 by now[5:17:08]   But he's one of those guys where it's[5:17:11]   He's 42 now[5:17:13]   Every night he has to go to a 30 person show in Iowa[5:17:18]   In order to keep it going[5:17:20]   And it never worked out for Mike Stanley[5:17:22]   And I was um[5:17:24]   He was supposed to[5:17:26]   He got in a big issue[5:17:28]   Where he was supposed to have a special taped for him[5:17:31]   And it was the same guy who did Doug Stanhope's special[5:17:35]   It was the same company and I forgot this guy's name[5:17:38]   He goes by a singular name[5:17:40]   And he did a bunch of stand up comedy albums at the time[5:17:45]   And they were going to film a Mike Stanley special[5:17:49]   When he opened for the Sklar brothers at the Lakeshore theater in Chicago[5:17:54]   And something fell through last minute[5:17:56]   Like a week before something fell through[5:17:59]   They were going to tape it[5:18:00]   It was all going to[5:18:01]   And then it fell through[5:18:02]   And they couldn't do it[5:18:03]   And I said[5:18:04]   Well what were you planning on doing[5:18:06]   Cause maybe I'll try[5:18:07]   And this was back when I was doing all that kind of stuff[5:18:10]   So I talked to the guys that were producing it[5:18:13]   And I said[5:18:14]   I just need some[5:18:16]   Throwing around money to pay for some camera rentals and some bullshit[5:18:19]   But I'll do it[5:18:20]   You know he's my friend[5:18:21]   I'll do it for him[5:18:22]   So the guy gave me a thousand dollars[5:18:25]   To do this job for him[5:18:27]   And to make a long story short[5:18:29]   While I was working on this project for him[5:18:32]   I started hating him[5:18:36]   So midway through the project I said[5:18:38]   Guess what[5:18:39]   No more of this[5:18:41]   Peace[5:18:42]   But[5:18:45]   That's like what the Clippers do to you[5:18:47]   But there was a problem[5:18:50]   The thousand[5:18:52]   That was a lot of money to these guys[5:18:55]   Remember they paid me the thousand dollars[5:18:57]   For the rentals and the incidentals[5:18:59]   And I said[5:19:00]   Oh no no no[5:19:01]   I used the thousand[5:19:03]   For those things[5:19:05]   Anything other than that is a bonus[5:19:08]   Goodbye[5:19:10]   And he was so affected by this[5:19:13]   He went on a media tour talking about[5:19:15]   He owes me a thousand dollars[5:19:17]   Like he was talking about it[5:19:18]   Like this was some big money[5:19:20]   This really messed up his life[5:19:23]   And the reason I bring this up[5:19:25]   Is because[5:19:26]   Mike Stanley made this exact same face[5:19:30]   When he was forced[5:19:32]   To watch me perform a James Fritz birthday song[5:19:36]   Live on stage[5:19:38]   At an apartment party[5:19:41]   And everyone liked the song[5:19:44]   But I owed him a thousand dollars[5:19:47]   So he sat in the back[5:19:49]   Looking like that[5:19:52]   So everyone's laughing at this song[5:19:54]   That I'm performing for James Fritz's birthday[5:19:57]   Which will throw[5:19:58]   When we go to break I'll play that song maybe[5:20:01]   And Mike Stanley's in the back[5:20:03]   Did you hear he owes me a thousand[5:20:05]   No one cares the song's a hit[5:20:08]   It was that exact face[5:20:10]   I'll never forget it[5:20:11]   And you're never[5:20:12]   Here cut to me[5:20:13]   You're never[5:20:14]   Getting that thousand[5:20:16]   Everybody go on Mike Stanley's[5:20:19]   This'll be great[5:20:20]   Cause I haven't done much payback[5:20:23]   To the old Chicago comedians[5:20:26]   They're too little[5:20:27]   They're less than mersh[5:20:29]   In this new world we've built[5:20:31]   Me and mersh[5:20:32]   Let's go to Mike Stanley's page[5:20:34]   I'm blocked[5:20:35]   Go to his page[5:20:37]   Mike has that a thousand[5:20:39]   He's using it all the time[5:20:41]   He's making fun of you[5:20:42]   He's saying he can't believe[5:20:44]   He got that thousand[5:20:47]   He'll go nuts[5:20:48]   Mike Stanley is the name[5:20:50]   Mike Stanley comedy[5:20:52]   He's bald[5:20:53]   He's got eyebrows[5:20:54]   Just like this[5:20:55]   Let's harass him[5:20:56]   It's time[5:20:57]   And then I got a guy for next week[5:20:58]   We'll do[5:20:59]   Red bar harasses[5:21:01]   The old Chicago comics[5:21:03]   That never figured it out[5:21:05]   Next week[5:21:06]   I got a good one[5:21:07]   Joe Kilgallen[5:21:10]   There's a guy called[5:21:11]   Mike Stanley official[5:21:12]   That has 1.1 mil[5:21:16]   Is he bald?[5:21:17]   No[5:21:18]   Then it ain't him[5:21:21]   It's Mike Stanley comedy[5:21:23]   Or something[5:21:24]   It's Mike Stanley comedy[5:21:26]   Or something like that[5:21:27]   Just go and torture him[5:21:28]   About the thousand[5:21:30]   Alright so let's see the rest of this[5:21:32]   Dave Smith does not approve[5:21:34]   You can cut to the TV[5:21:35]   Dave Smith does not approve[5:21:37]   At the maybe[5:21:43]   The maybe Mike was right[5:21:44]   Concept[5:21:45]   Right[5:21:46]   Because if Mike was right[5:21:47]   About this[5:21:48]   Big J slam piece[5:21:49]   And by the way[5:21:50]   I'm torturing him[5:21:51]   Every week[5:21:52]   He hates me[5:21:53]   He ain't down like[5:21:54]   Big J and Lewis[5:21:55]   Where they think it's a joke[5:21:57]   He knows[5:21:59]   But he doesn't quite know[5:22:00]   What to say[5:22:01]   Because he doesn't want to go[5:22:02]   Through the torture like he did[5:22:03]   With those Opie and Anthony[5:22:04]   Reddit guys[5:22:05]   Does he have a show called[5:22:06]   Mike Drop?[5:22:08]   I hope not[5:22:09]   That would be[5:22:11]   That would be like if I came out[5:22:12]   With a show called[5:22:13]   Mike Drop[5:22:14]   Because my name's Mike[5:22:19]   That's like DJ[5:22:20]   Michael Gouffé[5:22:21]   Dude, Mike[5:22:22]   Dude, Mike Drop[5:22:23]   Oh my God[5:22:24]   Should we come out with a[5:22:26]   If I put out a t-shirt right now[5:22:28]   Cut to me[5:22:29]   Here's[5:22:30]   Years ago[5:22:31]   We were going to do an experiment[5:22:33]   Because we had this listener[5:22:34]   Named Jonathan Berman[5:22:36]   Who was so cringe[5:22:37]   And out of it[5:22:38]   He just didn't fit in[5:22:39]   He wasn't like you guys[5:22:42]   And we said[5:22:43]   I bet you[5:22:45]   We wanted to do a test[5:22:46]   For people to out people[5:22:48]   Like Jonathan Berman[5:22:49]   So this was the time[5:22:51]   We were selling like cool merch[5:22:54]   Remember those?[5:22:55]   Cool shirts[5:22:56]   Scarves[5:22:57]   Cool hats[5:22:58]   Cool hoodies[5:22:59]   And I said[5:23:00]   Let's see who the posers are[5:23:03]   And release something that's like[5:23:05]   Really shitty[5:23:07]   And gay[5:23:08]   And see if everyone's like[5:23:09]   Awesome design man[5:23:11]   Love it[5:23:12]   But we didn't have the heart[5:23:13]   Because we knew people[5:23:14]   Would fall for it[5:23:16]   And we could never look at you[5:23:18]   The same[5:23:19]   So we stopped it[5:23:20]   But we were going to release[5:23:21]   But also nobody would believe[5:23:22]   That it was a joke[5:23:23]   Because everybody else lies so much[5:23:25]   Exactly[5:23:26]   There's that too[5:23:27]   Everyone would be like[5:23:28]   Oh you actually thought that was cool[5:23:29]   So we were going to put out a shirt[5:23:30]   With like a really gay cringe design[5:23:33]   And I just thought of that[5:23:34]   Like if I put out a shirt right now[5:23:37]   That was like a photo image of me[5:23:40]   Dropping the mic like this[5:23:42]   And it said[5:23:43]   Mic drop[5:23:44]   Red bar[5:23:45]   Like people would buy that[5:23:47]   So you can't even do it as a joke[5:23:49]   People would be like[5:23:50]   That's sick[5:23:52]   But that's what I thought[5:23:53]   I'd imagine[5:23:54]   Mic drop[5:23:55]   Do it as a joke[5:23:56]   We were going to do that[5:23:57]   To Jonathan Berman[5:23:58]   We were going to make a mouse pad[5:23:59]   With like a pixelated image[5:24:01]   But then we thought[5:24:02]   Yeah people will think[5:24:03]   First of all[5:24:04]   Half the people won't understand[5:24:06]   That it's a trap[5:24:08]   They'll think it's real[5:24:09]   And that will be heartbreaking[5:24:11]   And then the other half[5:24:13]   Will think[5:24:14]   What did you say[5:24:15]   That we just made a bad design[5:24:17]   Right[5:24:18]   They would think[5:24:19]   That we just made something that sucks[5:24:21]   So who are the real losers[5:24:23]   In that story[5:24:24]   Us[5:24:25]   And that's a lesson[5:24:27]   Mike Stanley's page is blowing the fuck up[5:24:30]   With thousand comments[5:24:32]   Really[5:24:33]   Is it really[5:24:34]   Yes do you want to see[5:24:35]   Send them over[5:24:36]   Oh you gotta open it on safari[5:24:38]   Don't forget[5:24:39]   Send them over[5:24:40]   Alright let's finish this clip up[5:24:41]   And then I'll look at them[5:24:42]   So cut to this[5:24:43]   Let's see what they say[5:24:44]   And let's see what they do[5:24:45]   Yo I heard you think[5:24:46]   Mike from Red Bar is funny[5:24:47]   What do you think of this[5:24:48]   And it's a video[5:24:49]   That he made called[5:24:50]   Gag or Gay[5:24:51]   And he goes[5:24:52]   Today's contestant[5:24:53]   Big Jay Oakerson[5:24:54]   And he just shows clips of things[5:24:55]   And it is a compelling argument[5:24:57]   For I'm gay[5:24:59]   It makes me laugh[5:25:00]   This is on there a bunch[5:25:01]   For sure[5:25:02]   But several other things[5:25:03]   I've done[5:25:04]   That I go[5:25:05]   Ah I know I'm straight[5:25:06]   Because I'll do whatever[5:25:07]   Gay stuff for a laugh[5:25:08]   And a boner I guess[5:25:10]   I don't know[5:25:11]   Maybe I'm gay[5:25:12]   This whole time[5:25:13]   I said I wasn't in the live stream[5:25:15]   I said I wasn't in the live sector[5:25:16]   And I said I wasn't[5:25:18]   Lewis you were like[5:25:19]   Okay so the comeback is[5:25:22]   Maybe I am gay[5:25:24]   Got it[5:25:25]   Dr. Drew worried about that?[5:25:26]   Oh Dr. Drew what do you think[5:25:28]   Can you recap what was just talked about[5:25:31]   Recap[5:25:33]   I'm basically on Loveline right now[5:25:35]   Why is he wearing his headphones[5:25:37]   Like a little girl headband[5:25:38]   Never[5:25:39]   It's so cute[5:25:40]   Can I tell you a story[5:25:41]   I was 12 years old[5:25:45]   No TV in the room that didn't exist yet[5:25:48]   I had a radio[5:25:50]   And listened to this man[5:25:53]   As I fell asleep as a 12 year old[5:25:56]   In my bed[5:25:57]   And now he has heard[5:26:00]   My name half way[5:26:04]   Not bad[5:26:07]   What does he[5:26:11]   What sunk in[5:26:13]   Did he hear any of that[5:26:15]   Is he smiling just to smile[5:26:18]   Does he remember what was said[5:26:21]   Cause if he does[5:26:23]   I'm on[5:26:25]   Loveline[5:26:27]   And that show was spooky to me[5:26:29]   Because I'd have hallucinations[5:26:31]   I'd wake up to little kids holding the boom box in the air for me to hear[5:26:35]   This was an ongoing problem that I had as a kid[5:26:38]   I'd listen to Loveline[5:26:40]   And I'd have this stereo[5:26:42]   And every night I'd go to sleep and I'd wake up at about 3 in the morning[5:26:45]   And Loveline would be on but slow[5:26:48]   And a kid, a little kid would be holding the boom box for me[5:26:52]   I'm not kidding[5:26:53]   And every night I'd run into my parents room[5:26:56]   And I'd scream and they were skeletons[5:26:59]   Yup[5:27:01]   Fuck[5:27:04]   The next thing I knew I was here[5:27:07]   But yeah it's funny[5:27:09]   What does Dr. Drew retain[5:27:11]   Bother him on social media[5:27:13]   Dr. Drew cause he's such a chad[5:27:15]   Yeah fuck yeah[5:27:17]   The white doctor[5:27:20]   Um okay very cool[5:27:22]   You are gay[5:27:23]   Suck my dick and prove it[5:27:25]   Who are these guys[5:27:27]   The burly boys do you see him[5:27:29]   Speaking of which who is that big fat guy with the nice hair[5:27:33]   Yeah the guy from like[5:27:35]   I keep saying who are these podcasts[5:27:37]   But it's not that[5:27:39]   It's something else and it's a big fat guy[5:27:41]   And he's like hey everybody[5:27:43]   Are you garbage[5:27:45]   Pull that up we need to discuss these guys[5:27:47]   Cause they're everywhere[5:27:49]   And they look so stupid[5:27:51]   They look like they should be on part[5:27:53]   I always want to think[5:27:55]   Is this a barstool sports show[5:27:57]   It's that level[5:27:59]   But I think they just got new cameras[5:28:01]   And this fat guy[5:28:03]   Was never meant to be fat[5:28:05]   You could tell this was a guy who over ate[5:28:08]   I don't know[5:28:10]   No cause his hair[5:28:12]   His hair is too[5:28:14]   Listen I'm not saying he has good hair[5:28:16]   He's meant to be fat[5:28:18]   Yeah but[5:28:20]   Look at his eyes[5:28:22]   I'll tell you what I don't like about him[5:28:24]   I hate his hair[5:28:26]   I'm not one of these guys[5:28:28]   His hair is really nice[5:28:30]   No one's hair is nice to me by the way[5:28:32]   Everyone's hair is cringe[5:28:34]   And looks the gayest I've ever seen[5:28:36]   Are you garbage[5:28:38]   Are you garbage[5:28:40]   Are you garbage[5:28:42]   Are you garbage[5:28:44]   Are you garbage[5:28:46]   Are you garbage[5:28:48]   Are you garbage[5:28:50]   Are you garbage[5:28:52]   Are you garbage[5:28:54]   Are you garbage[5:28:56]   Are you garbage[5:28:58]   Are you garbage[5:29:00]   Are you garbage[5:29:02]   Are you garbage[5:29:04]   Are you garbage[5:29:06]   Are you garbage[5:29:08]   Are you garbage[5:29:10]   Are you garbage[5:29:12]   Are you garbage[5:29:14]   Are you garbage[5:29:16]   Are you garbage[5:29:18]   Are you garbage[5:29:20]   Are you garbage[5:29:22]   Are you garbage[5:29:24]   Are you garbage[5:29:26]   Are you garbage[5:29:28]   Are you garbage[5:29:30]   Are you garbage[5:29:32]   Are you garbage[5:29:34]   Are you garbage[5:29:36]   Are you garbage[5:29:38]   Are you garbage[5:29:40]   Are you garbage[5:29:42]   Are you garbage[5:29:44]   Are you garbage[5:29:46]   Are you garbage[5:29:48]   Are you garbage[5:29:50]   Are you garbage[5:29:52]   Are you garbage[5:29:54]   Are you garbage[5:29:56]   Are you garbage[5:29:58]   Are you garbage[5:30:00]   I hate him[5:30:02]   I'll always[5:30:04]   hate him[5:30:06]   So I don't want to see Anand Pakad[5:30:08]   Oh he's actually, he ain't shit[5:30:10]   You know nothing[5:30:12]   I'm trying to find a good[5:30:14]   Poor Anand Pakad[5:30:16]   Oh Anand Pakad[5:30:18]   He's got a brain this big[5:30:20]   Like an Indian delicacy[5:30:22]   I look to him first[5:30:24]   for what's right and what opinion I[5:30:26]   should have[5:30:28]   Wait[5:30:30]   Tom Segura, sure[5:30:32]   The fact I used to rob homeless[5:30:34]   people[5:30:36]   So they got new candidates[5:30:38]   These are the rumors people are saying[5:30:40]   Oh good! Isn't that funny[5:30:42]   You can take any comedian and go[5:30:44]   Hey what are his crimes?[5:30:46]   And every comedian has a list[5:30:48]   of crimes[5:30:50]   Isn't that something? He did this[5:30:52]   He shoplifted[5:30:54]   It's always the worst, grossest stuff[5:30:57]   He looks like the type of[5:30:59]   guy who'd be involved in a[5:31:01]   Really? Is this true?[5:31:03]   Okay, let's introduce him[5:31:05]   What is his name? Michael Galani?[5:31:07]   I have no idea[5:31:09]   I feel like his name is Michael[5:31:11]   What's his name? Okay, here it is[5:31:13]   I'm sick[5:31:19]   It's common guys, trust me[5:31:22]   Hold deets[5:31:24]   Okay, there's a lot of moving parts[5:31:26]   Gang, the middle class famous[5:31:28]   store is about to kick into high gear baby[5:31:30]   Oh, I forgot he got a little bit[5:31:32]   of that New York accent[5:31:34]   We're gonna kick into high[5:31:36]   gear, I've been copying comics[5:31:38]   my whole life and now I'm gonna[5:31:40]   be like a Colin Quinn[5:31:42]   He's got a silent side[5:31:44]   kick, like a teller[5:31:46]   from Penn and Telly[5:31:48]   He's got that silent side kick[5:31:50]   It's insecure, I can't tell the difference[5:31:52]   But look at this big fat fuck[5:31:54]   He's got like salon[5:31:56]   It's weird because I really haven't seen[5:31:58]   a guy of his enormity[5:32:00]   with such salon[5:32:02]   selected hair[5:32:04]   You know what I mean? It's very[5:32:06]   pro-vitamin infused[5:32:08]   if you know what I mean[5:32:10]   He kind of looks like a hockey player type guy[5:32:12]   That's what I meant about[5:32:14]   and maybe I worded this wrong[5:32:16]   He wasn't meant to be fat[5:32:18]   and he just ballooned up because he has[5:32:20]   no control[5:32:22]   I take it back, he was meant to be a hockey player[5:32:24]   Because fat guys just, yeah[5:32:26]   That doesn't mean you're good[5:32:28]   That's not a compliment[5:32:30]   That's worse[5:32:32]   They're H. Foley and Kevin Ryan[5:32:34]   Which one is Kevin Ryan and which is Foley?[5:32:36]   That Foley name is plagued[5:32:38]   comedy for years too[5:32:40]   I'm gonna guess that the hockey guy is Foley[5:32:42]   and the other guy is Kevin[5:32:44]   This Foley name is a very comedy name[5:32:46]   that has really[5:32:48]   been such a low level[5:32:50]   comedy name for years and years[5:32:52]   Matt Foley[5:32:54]   Foley[5:32:56]   There's a lot of Foley artists[5:32:58]   in the game making[5:33:00]   footsteps sounds[5:33:02]   If he's Matt Foley, isn't that the name[5:33:04]   of the character that would fall[5:33:06]   live by a van under a river[5:33:08]   and fall over the coffee table?[5:33:10]   Matt Foley[5:33:12]   That's his name[5:33:14]   Okay[5:33:16]   Well, these guys[5:33:18]   Foley is the name of a guy where you would be[5:33:20]   hearing stories about him[5:33:22]   but he's from another school[5:33:24]   Dude, Foley's crazy[5:33:26]   Yes, exactly[5:33:28]   Dude, did you see what Foley's parents got him[5:33:30]   for grad?[5:33:32]   And then you're like, do I know Foley?[5:33:34]   They had strippers at his pool, dude[5:33:36]   Dude, Foley's parents[5:33:38]   are legit[5:33:40]   Yeah, I don't like that[5:33:42]   No, I never called other kids[5:33:44]   by their last names[5:33:46]   I called them by the name[5:33:48]   I go, what would you like to be called?[5:33:50]   They go, you could call me Foley[5:33:52]   I go, okay[5:33:54]   But I never did[5:33:56]   I would never[5:33:58]   I would, okay[5:34:00]   He'd never talk to me again[5:34:02]   All the kids wanted to talk to me so badly[5:34:04]   I'd never let him[5:34:06]   Alright, so this guy is a fat disgrace[5:34:08]   I've seen them everywhere and they're comedy[5:34:10]   kissasses[5:34:12]   You know the comedy curator?[5:34:14]   This is the comedy kissass[5:34:16]   Every comic that's on[5:34:18]   And wait till you hear his intro[5:34:20]   And I don't really think that you can have[5:34:22]   two fat guys on a podcast[5:34:24]   No, pick one[5:34:26]   Two fat fucks[5:34:28]   That's the last thing any of us[5:34:30]   want to see coming down[5:34:32]   Two fat fucks[5:34:34]   It was like Melton and Denny used to podcast[5:34:36]   together and then they'd go out to[5:34:38]   50-50 burgers in a movie afterwards[5:34:40]   Imagine having to see those two[5:34:42]   fat assholes[5:34:44]   Two fat people, and by the way[5:34:46]   every fat person when we see you we're snickering[5:34:48]   We're snickering our ears[5:34:50]   We were out to dinner[5:34:52]   Saturday night[5:34:54]   Big city dinner[5:34:56]   Saturday night packed[5:34:58]   You had to make a reservation at least a week in advance[5:35:00]   We go out to dinner[5:35:02]   Seven of the biggest[5:35:04]   kahunas I've ever[5:35:06]   seen come out of the[5:35:08]   elevator and they walk[5:35:10]   up to this host stand as if[5:35:12]   they know what the hell they're doing[5:35:14]   and they go, do you guys have room for seven?[5:35:16]   Meanwhile each of them[5:35:18]   is the size of five different guys[5:35:20]   and they[5:35:22]   go, no, not at all[5:35:24]   And then they all had to like[5:35:26]   each one of these giant[5:35:28]   big fatso's had to walk back[5:35:30]   into the elevator one by one[5:35:32]   If you're in a big group and you're[5:35:34]   checking if a place has room for seven[5:35:36]   just send in one guy[5:35:38]   Don't all go in and grab the stand[5:35:40]   and leave disappointed together[5:35:42]   I hate these big people[5:35:44]   I wish they would double charge you[5:35:46]   Don't double charge me for it[5:35:48]   Melton[5:35:50]   I wish they would double charge you for everything[5:35:52]   I wish every time you went to sit in[5:35:54]   any sort of paid seat it was double[5:35:56]   I wish when you went out to dinner[5:35:58]   you were charged double for being in the same[5:36:00]   room as me[5:36:02]   Trust me it's like my biggest fantasy[5:36:04]   And I get mad[5:36:06]   when I see a big guy like him[5:36:08]   walk through it I get like[5:36:10]   visibly mad[5:36:12]   This is like[5:36:14]   who the fuck are you to grow to such[5:36:16]   a size[5:36:18]   and be taking up two guys[5:36:20]   as one[5:36:22]   and offering less than one guy's point of view[5:36:24]   But just for some[5:36:26]   advice[5:36:28]   maybe you think that two fat guys[5:36:30]   together will make you both seem normal[5:36:32]   but actually a fat guy and a skinny[5:36:34]   guy is normal and you don't[5:36:36]   think about it but then when it's two fat[5:36:38]   guys it's outrageous[5:36:40]   and all we can think about is the fatness[5:36:42]   If that chef that we watched that's about to kill[5:36:44]   himself[5:36:46]   had a fat co-host[5:36:48]   Matty Matheson, if Matty Matheson[5:36:50]   was like always with a fat guy we'd be like[5:36:52]   look at these two fat fucks[5:36:54]   Did you guys watch The Bear?[5:36:56]   Oh, do not[5:36:58]   watch The Bear on Hulu[5:37:00]   Please[5:37:02]   They got my hot dogs wrong[5:37:04]   They got my[5:37:06]   Jefferson beef order all wrong[5:37:08]   Alright, I gotta show you this guy[5:37:10]   Wait till you see this guy, new asshole[5:37:12]   and this is a[5:37:14]   perfect episode cause we don't[5:37:16]   need to be convinced that Tom Segura[5:37:18]   is the pits, I mean there's no[5:37:20]   crossover Tom Segura[5:37:22]   fans here[5:37:24]   So wait[5:37:26]   Wait till you hear what he says about Tom Segura[5:37:28]   That's all you need to know[5:37:30]   Here he is, big fat fuck[5:37:32]   I hate him[5:37:34]   We're talking about a fun time[5:37:36]   mix of stand up comedy, play a little[5:37:38]   AYG with the crowd, great way to introduce[5:37:40]   new people to the show, so grab your[5:37:42]   best gal, grab your best guy[5:37:44]   grab the bozos, grab the homies[5:37:46]   come on out and see the gang[5:37:48]   Oh yeah, we're gonna be in Red Bank, New Jersey[5:37:50]   Seattle, Portland, Kansas City, Springfield[5:37:52]   St. Louis[5:37:55]   That guy's also not meant to be fat[5:37:57]   He's meant to be like a Jesse Pinkman[5:37:59]   style guy[5:38:07]   Let's do a makeover on that[5:38:15]   Does anyone remember the show[5:38:17]   10 years younger[5:38:19]   on TLC where they would take an ugly[5:38:21]   person and put them in the town square[5:38:23]   in a box and then everyone would go[5:38:25]   Oh, you look 70, you're disgusting, you piece of shit[5:38:27]   and then they would take them behind the scenes[5:38:29]   and then do like so many[5:38:31]   surgeries and pull out their teeth[5:38:33]   Extreme makeover[5:38:35]   Extreme makeover[5:38:37]   And then they would take them back out to[5:38:39]   the box and then everyone would go[5:38:41]   You look so good, you're gorgeous, I miss that show[5:38:43]   I would love to do it with[5:38:45]   people like this, these types of shit[5:38:47]   You should bring them back with us as hosts[5:38:49]   And we do the whole makeover on you[5:38:51]   Like the Stacey and Clinton[5:38:53]   I would love to do that[5:38:55]   Mersh, would you like to do that?[5:38:57]   We'll give you a makeover[5:38:59]   Let's get into these assholes[5:39:01]   I've really hated them[5:39:03]   I've seen them pop up in gas digital studios[5:39:05]   This is Discovery[5:39:07]   This is called Discovery[5:39:09]   True New A-Holes[5:39:11]   Now we're going to Indianapolis[5:39:13]   and also this Friday, the week you're hearing this[5:39:15]   June 17th, we're doing an AYG and Friends[5:39:17]   show in New York City[5:39:19]   Find out Showcase[5:39:21]   Ticket links are in the description[5:39:23]   This gets bad, watch[5:39:43]   Hey everybody out there[5:39:45]   and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast[5:39:47]   This is Are You Garbage?[5:39:49]   It's a little show we sit down with your favorite[5:39:51]   comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy[5:39:53]   or if they're just a big old piece[5:39:55]   of trash. I'm your host H Foley[5:39:57]   coming at you on a beautiful day[5:39:59]   I'm your host H Foley[5:40:03]   Motherfucker[5:40:05]   Oh shit, man[5:40:07]   Look at these, like Rhett and Link, huh?[5:40:09]   They've got quite the set, this is going to be me[5:40:11]   and Sven soon, doing a show[5:40:13]   like this, but let's see[5:40:15]   how he presents our[5:40:17]   favorite Tom Seguira[5:40:19]   Down here at Aunt Tutti's basement[5:40:21]   She got picked up last night[5:40:23]   Grand Theft Auto[5:40:25]   Stole a city bus[5:40:27]   Oh, and they do scripted little back and forths[5:40:29]   at the beginning[5:40:31]   Grand Theft Auto, what do you think about that?[5:40:33]   Humpa-dong[5:40:35]   Dismarinsky[5:40:41]   A comedy duo[5:40:43]   Doing some nice[5:40:45]   comedy for us here[5:40:47]   Look at the box of Cheez-Its[5:40:49]   Ah, because they're trashy, not classy[5:40:51]   Pretty cool[5:40:53]   They drink, they drink[5:40:55]   Don't see her in about six weeks, pending on good behavior[5:40:57]   My co-host is coming at you from right next to me[5:40:59]   He's the CEO[5:41:01]   Let me guess, he has a joke about how he does cocaine[5:41:03]   but can't lose weight[5:41:05]   Every fat fuck[5:41:07]   like this in comedy has a joke like[5:41:09]   Yeah, so I do a ton of cocaine[5:41:11]   They think I'd be able to lose some pounds[5:41:13]   He's one of those[5:41:15]   Cocaine fatso comedy guy?[5:41:17]   Yes or yes[5:41:19]   Yes or yes, what's that?[5:41:21]   You don't know yes or yes[5:41:23]   No, I don't know yes or yes[5:41:25]   Fill me in[5:41:27]   What's yes or yes?[5:41:29]   It's one of Tim Dillon's main phrases[5:41:31]   Really?[5:41:33]   You've never heard him say yes or yes?[5:41:35]   Never, I just assumed he was[5:41:37]   So basically I do the fools watching around here[5:41:39]   Give me a scenario where he uses that[5:41:41]   He always goes[5:41:43]   Yes or yes[5:41:45]   Oh, I don't listen to that part of the sentence[5:41:47]   That's just[5:41:49]   I always consider that to be just noise[5:41:51]   You should know everyone's catchphrases[5:41:53]   That's just low end that I cut out[5:41:55]   I never realized you're supposed to listen to the trail off[5:41:59]   I only listen to the[5:42:01]   Well, I guess you should listen every word[5:42:03]   You're right[5:42:05]   I gotta show you this guy[5:42:07]   No more interruptions[5:42:09]   We gotta show this guy[5:42:11]   A bit of an international businessman himself[5:42:13]   He's the prince of Park Avenue[5:42:15]   But always the king of the boardwalk[5:42:17]   Give it up for Kippy[5:42:19]   Hey gang, thanks for tuning in[5:42:21]   As always, make sure you subscribe on iTunes[5:42:23]   Full video available on YouTube[5:42:25]   As you know, those numbers are[5:42:27]   The greatest website of all time[5:42:29]   www.patreon.com[5:42:31]   Check it the fuck out[5:42:33]   Love that money[5:42:35]   Shout out to our producer extraordinaire[5:42:37]   The Magic Man[5:42:39]   Give it up for T-Bone McMuffin[5:42:41]   Toby McMullen[5:42:43]   What's up dudes[5:42:45]   It's a historic day[5:42:47]   It's our first fucking racecar driver[5:42:49]   This is big[5:42:51]   Look at him[5:42:53]   I like it[5:42:55]   We couldn't be more excited[5:42:57]   We could not be more excited[5:42:59]   To have our incredibly[5:43:01]   And I mean incredibly special guest[5:43:03]   Comedy kiss ass[5:43:05]   He is a bohemian[5:43:07]   Stand up comedian, podcaster[5:43:09]   And now author and let's not forget[5:43:11]   Multi-millionaire[5:43:13]   Kids got a little bit of fucking[5:43:15]   Keesh on them[5:43:17]   He has multiple stand up specials out[5:43:19]   Including Thrilled, White Girls with Cornrows[5:43:21]   Completely Normal, Mostly Stories[5:43:23]   Disgraceful in 2020's[5:43:25]   Ball Hog[5:43:27]   Of course he is the co-host of Your Mom's House[5:43:29]   Two Bears One Cave[5:43:31]   Operator of YMH Studios[5:43:33]   Down here in Austin, Texas[5:43:35]   Let's cut the bullshit[5:43:37]   He's one of the biggest, one of the fucking best[5:43:39]   He's the boss of bosses, the capo de capo[5:43:41]   Oh my god[5:43:43]   Guys[5:43:45]   He's owner operator[5:43:47]   Let's cut the BS[5:43:49]   He's owner operator, the capo de capi[5:43:51]   The Leonardo DiCaprio[5:43:53]   A comedy[5:43:55]   By the way, he's introducing[5:43:57]   Tom Segura[5:43:59]   All that, this gets better, watch[5:44:01]   And then he has to[5:44:03]   And remember, Tom's right there in the room[5:44:05]   Going, I don't even know him[5:44:07]   Watch this[5:44:09]   Of course he is the owner operator[5:44:11]   Of YMH Studios down here in Austin, Texas[5:44:13]   Let's cut the bullshit[5:44:15]   He's one of the biggest, one of the fucking baddest[5:44:17]   He's the boss of bosses, the capo de capo[5:44:19]   El Jefe de Jefe[5:44:21]   Ladies and gentlemen, do me a favor[5:44:23]   Give it up for Tom Segura[5:44:25]   Thank you, man[5:44:27]   Thank you very much, quite an introduction[5:44:29]   I know[5:44:31]   He goes big, he loves the intro[5:44:33]   That's a nice intro, man[5:44:35]   Feels good[5:44:37]   Thanks for coming, bud[5:44:39]   He loves the intros[5:44:41]   That's how we do it[5:44:43]   I did not know that they talked like that for some reason[5:44:45]   I know[5:44:47]   That's why I knew these two[5:44:49]   Watch this asshole[5:44:51]   Watch this[5:44:53]   That's a nice intro, man[5:44:55]   Feels good[5:44:57]   Thanks for coming, bud[5:44:59]   That's how we fucking do it[5:45:01]   Stop talking like that, pizza[5:45:03]   Are you trying to emulate pizza?[5:45:05]   Are you trying to impersonate a slice of pizza?[5:45:09]   Stop talking like that immediately[5:45:11]   Nice camera, cool[5:45:13]   What is this for?[5:45:15]   And if you look behind Tom, you'll see[5:45:17]   One of my first JVC[5:45:19]   camcorders[5:45:21]   And what were you doing with this?[5:45:23]   Who are you filming, fatso[5:45:25]   While eating a fucking corn dog?[5:45:29]   Jesus Christ[5:45:31]   And Tom, that actually pumped Tom up[5:45:33]   He loves[5:45:35]   And then look at these two guys[5:45:37]   Hey, Tom, you're a multimillionaire[5:45:39]   Got any money we gonna have?[5:45:43]   I actually think I'm gonna start watching these guys[5:45:45]   Yes[5:45:47]   After here, I've never clicked this podcast in my life[5:45:49]   I've only seen hundreds of thousands of thumbnails[5:45:51]   Can we watch a little bit more[5:45:53]   See what they get up to[5:45:55]   That's a nice intro[5:45:57]   Feels good[5:45:59]   Thanks for coming, bud[5:46:01]   I'm very excited to be here, man[5:46:03]   Give us a scoop, what's the best?[5:46:05]   He said that kind of like a psychopath[5:46:07]   I am, I'm excited[5:46:09]   Fucking Anton Chigurh[5:46:11]   Jesus Christ[5:46:13]   This is fun, dude[5:46:15]   Why is this fun?[5:46:17]   Because they said about all your money[5:46:19]   I was having such a good time during the intro[5:46:21]   But then as soon as they all started laughing really hard[5:46:23]   Then I started getting mad[5:46:25]   Can't they just keep it to the accents with no laugh[5:46:27]   Comedians love[5:46:29]   Dying laughing[5:46:31]   I'm gonna try to laugh less on this show[5:46:33]   Because of how much laughing[5:46:35]   Other shows enrages me[5:46:37]   I haven't laughed[5:46:39]   In 17 years[5:46:41]   I just don't even know what[5:46:43]   I wish[5:46:45]   I wish I could feel what they feel[5:46:47]   Trust me[5:46:49]   Alright, let's see a few more[5:46:51]   I like hanging out with comics[5:46:53]   It's always the most fun[5:46:55]   What's the backstory on Tom Sigurh[5:46:57]   Give us the origin, where'd you grow up[5:46:59]   Give us the whole deets[5:47:01]   Why?[5:47:03]   And then Tom's gonna oblige[5:47:05]   Here's the backstory of my life[5:47:07]   For you two assholes[5:47:09]   Couldn't you imagine[5:47:11]   So yeah, let's make fun of them[5:47:13]   You garbage[5:47:15]   They're doing very well[5:47:17]   400,000 views[5:47:19]   Oh my gosh, popular[5:47:21]   Yup, the faker you are[5:47:23]   The easier it is to get those clicks[5:47:25]   What can you do?[5:47:27]   I've got to show you this[5:47:29]   Joe Matarice opened his own[5:47:31]   comedy club[5:47:33]   Revisiting some of our oldest fools here[5:47:35]   I know, this is nice[5:47:37]   Oopsies, I hope I didn't shut them[5:47:39]   Oh, I just moved it up to the top[5:47:41]   Joe Matarice opened up his own[5:47:43]   comedy club and you're never gonna believe this[5:47:45]   This is so weird[5:47:47]   And we'll start with the[5:47:49]   Joe Matarice Instagram[5:47:51]   commercial[5:47:53]   If you're not familiar with Joe Matarice[5:47:55]   This is the comedian[5:47:57]   that when I worked for Compound Media[5:47:59]   My first week[5:48:01]   I started making fun of this asshole[5:48:03]   comedian, Joe Matarice from New York[5:48:05]   Cause he was[5:48:07]   just such a fool[5:48:09]   And he had his wife[5:48:11]   call the network[5:48:13]   And say, who is[5:48:15]   this guy? Why are you allowing[5:48:17]   this guy talk trash[5:48:19]   about your friend, Joe Matarice[5:48:21]   It created this giant conflict[5:48:23]   And it ended up with Joe[5:48:25]   emailing me going[5:48:27]   You ever seen the movie Goodfellas?[5:48:29]   You know how that ended, right?[5:48:31]   And I'm like, okay[5:48:33]   You're threatening me here?[5:48:35]   Turns out, he's nothing[5:48:37]   to worry, he's like the biggest opposite[5:48:39]   of threat[5:48:41]   And years have gone by[5:48:43]   Type in Joe Matarice on YouTube[5:48:45]   You'll be met with thousands of documentaries[5:48:47]   Detailing his wild ride[5:48:49]   But one of the funniest[5:48:51]   I mean, this was a guy who was like on[5:48:53]   national talent shows[5:48:55]   Auditioning[5:48:57]   in front of the world[5:48:59]   One national talent show[5:49:01]   You think you could laugh[5:49:03]   And he got a standing ovation[5:49:05]   Perfect story of comedian[5:49:07]   on his way up[5:49:09]   He's feeling a little bit of a rise[5:49:11]   And then a tremendous[5:49:13]   fall and the antics[5:49:15]   never stopped[5:49:17]   I mean, we've probably covered Joe Matarice, what[5:49:19]   7,600 times on this show[5:49:21]   It gets dumber and dumber[5:49:23]   We haven't checked in[5:49:25]   on him in a while because it was kind of getting[5:49:27]   pathetic and repetitive[5:49:29]   and just very small[5:49:31]   But this is big[5:49:33]   He's opened his own[5:49:35]   comedy club[5:49:37]   And I've got the commercial[5:49:39]   right here to prove it[5:49:41]   Listen to this, the B-side[5:49:43]   comedy club[5:49:45]   Here it comes, listen to this[5:49:49]   Hit it Joe[5:49:51]   They're muting me every time[5:49:53]   We're gonna try this again[5:49:55]   and unmute immediately[5:49:57]   Here we go[5:50:03]   Right here in the heart of Scarsdale[5:50:05]   Village. No need to go into New York[5:50:07]   City to see the biggest names in stand-up[5:50:09]   comedy. I'm Joe Matarice[5:50:11]   comedian and owner of the new[5:50:13]   B-side comedy club on Garth[5:50:15]   Road. Our grand opening show[5:50:17]   is Thursday, July 28th at[5:50:19]   8pm. We're gonna have shows every[5:50:21]   Thursday throughout the summer[5:50:23]   and a special evening in November[5:50:25]   September 12th with one of the[5:50:27]   biggest comics right now, Mark Norman[5:50:29]   Listen to this music[5:50:31]   July 26th, we'll have open mic[5:50:33]   every Tuesday. For anyone[5:50:35]   who wants to do five minutes, just show[5:50:37]   up at 7pm to sign up for[5:50:39]   the 8pm show. For tickets[5:50:41]   and all the other info you might need[5:50:43]   just go to B-sidecomedyclub.com[5:50:49]   So that sounds awesome, right?[5:50:51]   So Mark Norman's gonna[5:50:53]   be there? Oh yeah, he's tricked all these[5:50:55]   comics into[5:50:57]   performing there[5:50:59]   and so he's got a whole website[5:51:01]   and I was like blown away by the[5:51:03]   pictures, let's take a look. I was like good for him[5:51:05]   Yeah, right? So[5:51:07]   hold on, there's a twist[5:51:09]   There's a twist! A Redbarian[5:51:11]   twist coming up[5:51:15]   Take a hit, let's celebrate with a little[5:51:17]   hit of dro. How long[5:51:19]   have we been on for by the way here[5:51:21]   today? On this glorious red[5:51:23]   551[5:51:25]   551, just getting started[5:51:29]   No, don't do anything stupid, don't[5:51:31]   start chugging red[5:51:33]   bowls, okay?[5:51:35]   That's on you[5:51:37]   Okay, let's pack another[5:51:39]   oh, we're getting it everywhere[5:51:41]   Oh, that makes me sick to see[5:51:43]   I've never been no good at packing[5:51:47]   Luis J. Gomez would pick up[5:51:49]   every fucking piece[5:51:51]   of that weed[5:51:53]   Not me, not here[5:51:55]   Alright, let's take a hit of dro[5:51:57]   and let's check out this B-side comedy club[5:51:59]   Maybe we can get[5:52:01]   Do you have another song? Yeah, I had one more[5:52:03]   song that would be good. This is called[5:52:05]   Count Kumiya I Am[5:52:07]   Let's[5:52:09]   Count Kumiya I Am[5:52:11]   Anthony Kumiya now, they call him[5:52:13]   the disgraced shock jock[5:52:17]   Question for you Anthony[5:52:19]   There's no such[5:52:21]   thing as the law[5:52:23]   What age do you stop yourself?[5:52:25]   Even though there is something called the law[5:52:27]   Just get surrounded[5:52:29]   Will you stop yourself?[5:52:31]   Holy shit[5:52:33]   It's gotta be the right 13[5:52:35]   What the fuck? You've never seen a hot, hot[5:52:37]   13 year old that is completely fuckable?[5:52:39]   Are you out of your mind?[5:52:41]   Let's be honest, you've seen[5:52:43]   13 year olds and gone, oh my god, she's 13?[5:52:45]   I don't know[5:52:47]   I am[5:52:49]   fucking my brother's[5:52:51]   girlfriend's daughter[5:52:55]   I be[5:52:57]   I am fucking[5:52:59]   Sue Lightning[5:53:01]   I am[5:53:03]   fucking[5:53:05]   a hot, hot 13 year old[5:53:07]   I am fucking[5:53:09]   my brother's girlfriend's[5:53:11]   daughter[5:53:13]   I am fucking Sue Lightning[5:53:15]   Okay, so there that was[5:53:17]   Let's get into Joe Matarice's[5:53:19]   beautiful comedy club[5:53:21]   We heard his commercial[5:53:23]   website The B-Side[5:53:25]   Comedy Club and this is on[5:53:27]   28 Garth Road[5:53:29]   Party on Garth[5:53:31]   Is what we'll be doing tonight by the way[5:53:33]   So it's[5:53:35]   Look at these people, he's got real comics[5:53:37]   Dan St. Germain August 11th[5:53:39]   It looks like a comedy[5:53:41]   club's website, buy tickets[5:53:43]   accept cookies[5:53:45]   which is only[5:53:47]   a European[5:53:49]   law[5:53:51]   So unless you're selling in Europe[5:53:53]   I don't really think that[5:53:55]   applies[5:53:57]   But people want to be part, this is what I mean[5:53:59]   You want to emulate the big boys[5:54:01]   So you're making cookie acceptance[5:54:03]   speeches, it's crazy[5:54:05]   You've got Jim Florentine, look at this[5:54:07]   Mark Norman, one of the[5:54:09]   biggest comics working today[5:54:11]   Mark, is this true? I hope that's not true[5:54:13]   Karen[5:54:15]   Feehan, the opener[5:54:17]   Look at how many people[5:54:19]   here book[5:54:21]   So I don't think they've had a show yet[5:54:23]   right? July 28th is the[5:54:25]   first show[5:54:27]   I think, and what's the date today?[5:54:29]   It is the 19th[5:54:31]   Wow, so this is coming[5:54:33]   up, so they haven't had a show but he booked all[5:54:35]   these people telling them that he[5:54:37]   had a comedy club and when you go down here[5:54:39]   there's a picture of the comedy club[5:54:41]   Would you like to see what the comedy[5:54:43]   club looks like?[5:54:45]   Here it is, The B-Side Comedy[5:54:47]   Club, okay, so you can see[5:54:49]   it's in New York, it's up state[5:54:51]   but it's in a cool city street[5:54:53]   They've got these cool awnings[5:54:55]   that say The B-Side Comedy Club[5:54:57]   B-Side Comedy Club[5:54:59]   They've got a window decal[5:55:01]   They've got this big[5:55:03]   street art on[5:55:05]   the brick wall there next to the entrance[5:55:07]   that's like a food truck that says[5:55:09]   The B-Side Comedy Club, Scarsdale, New York[5:55:11]   Joe Matarese[5:55:13]   has made it, and I'm sure all these[5:55:15]   people he's booked are very excited[5:55:17]   to perform at a club[5:55:19]   But then I[5:55:21]   start reading more and my suspicions[5:55:23]   grow[5:55:25]   Hi[5:55:27]   I'm comedian Joe Matarese[5:55:29]   owner of The New B-Side[5:55:31]   Comedy Club, this mic sounds good[5:55:33]   for my Matarese, right[5:55:35]   Close your eyes and imagine[5:55:37]   him, I was the first Matarese impersonator[5:55:39]   I might not even be the best anymore[5:55:41]   but I was the first[5:55:43]   Hi, I'm comedian[5:55:45]   Joe Matarese[5:55:47]   owner of The New B-Side, see now I'm trying[5:55:49]   too hard, I'm scared[5:55:51]   owner of The B-Side Comedy Club[5:55:53]   If you're a comedy fan[5:55:55]   you may have caught my comedy[5:55:57]   and he likes to talk like[5:55:59]   the TV talks to him[5:56:01]   like an old man, it's like nobody's gonna[5:56:03]   fall for that, and he's constantly[5:56:05]   trying something new every day so it's[5:56:07]   funny how he keeps emulating[5:56:09]   like, what would[5:56:11]   Kraft do[5:56:13]   or Nabisco, how would they talk to my kid[5:56:17]   Um, if you're a comedy[5:56:19]   fan you may have caught my[5:56:21]   comedy specials on Amazon[5:56:23]   or seen me perform on[5:56:25]   The Late Show with David Letterman[5:56:27]   America's Got Talent[5:56:29]   or Comedy Central[5:56:31]   Maybe you heard me on The Howard Stern Show[5:56:33]   or WTF[5:56:35]   with Marc Maron[5:56:37]   or maybe not[5:56:39]   Either way[5:56:41]   I've called Westchester[5:56:43]   my home for the past[5:56:45]   15 years[5:56:47]   and finally decided it's time[5:56:49]   to bring New York City's[5:56:51]   best comedy to the[5:56:53]   burbs[5:56:55]   I'm thrilled[5:56:57]   to introduce The B-Side[5:56:59]   Comedy Club[5:57:01]   an intimate 60[5:57:03]   seat club[5:57:05]   and[5:57:07]   a large[5:57:09]   tented outdoor club[5:57:11]   in Scarsdale[5:57:13]   Village where we're gonna[5:57:15]   have hilarious weekly[5:57:17]   shows, stop by and check it[5:57:19]   so I go, okay[5:57:21]   a 60 seater[5:57:23]   that's like a weird size[5:57:25]   that's very small, that would be about[5:57:27]   Marc Norman, comedy's hottest[5:57:29]   comedy killer is gonna perform for 60[5:57:31]   Yeah, well I'll tell you[5:57:33]   the comedy club was 200[5:57:35]   seats and when you're running a comedy club[5:57:37]   you're trying to squeeze in like[5:57:39]   205, 200[5:57:41]   I mean every one of those seats[5:57:43]   counts big time, right?[5:57:45]   That's the idea, fill those seats[5:57:47]   to 60 seats[5:57:49]   to have to do all that[5:57:51]   work every week and to have to[5:57:53]   be a comic with such[5:57:55]   beautiful[5:57:57]   credits such as The Late Show with David[5:57:59]   Letterman, America's Got Talent, Comedy Central[5:58:01]   and then you're doing a 60 seater[5:58:03]   you've built this whole club, you've built[5:58:05]   these awnings[5:58:07]   The B-Side Comedy Club, you're booking all these[5:58:09]   comics, do they know that they're just doing a 60[5:58:11]   seater? So I wanted[5:58:13]   to find out more[5:58:15]   about the club[5:58:17]   and so I just googled the[5:58:19]   address[5:58:21]   because I knew[5:58:23]   that there was no[5:58:25]   B-side nuttin[5:58:27]   I go, what restaurant[5:58:29]   has he[5:58:31]   tricked into letting him do[5:58:33]   a show at this time?[5:58:35]   And[5:58:37]   let's go to Google Maps[5:58:39]   and check[5:58:41]   out the B-Side Comedy Club[5:58:43]   so when you put in the address it takes you to that[5:58:45]   28th Garth[5:58:47]   Road, fuck yeah[5:58:49]   right? And then[5:58:51]   you go down here, hold on[5:58:53]   we're gonna go down the street, we could collapse that[5:58:55]   let's go down the street![5:58:57]   So this is what I did this morning, I go like this[5:58:59]   I go, hmm[5:59:01]   I don't see, and I was trying to[5:59:03]   match up that glass block[5:59:05]   from the other picture and we'll put the picture[5:59:07]   side by side and say, I'm trying to find the[5:59:09]   glass block, I go Garth Customs[5:59:11]   Kitchens, okay it's probably on the other side of the[5:59:13]   street, then I go here, nope, that's a[5:59:15]   park, it don't look like they're[5:59:17]   bulldozing that one anytime soon[5:59:19]   for Johnny B's[5:59:21]   Mystery 60 seat club[5:59:23]   So I go, what the hell?[5:59:25]   Joel goes, turn down the street[5:59:27]   and just like we're driving a real car[5:59:29]   I go, down there, but it says it's on Garth Road[5:59:31]   So okay, let's go down[5:59:33]   here, and[5:59:35]   go about here, and then I go, okay[5:59:37]   Oh my, and then I see[5:59:39]   his logo, right? I start seeing it right here[5:59:41]   and I go, I see that[5:59:43]   food truck, and then I go, what?[5:59:45]   Wait, what the fuck?[5:59:47]   And then[5:59:49]   I zoom in[5:59:51]   not B-Side[5:59:53]   comedy club, Jackie[5:59:55]   B's[5:59:57]   takeout, what the fuck?[5:59:59]   Imagine the surprise[6:00:01]   when these guests show up, so[6:00:03]   and here's that big art of[6:00:05]   the food truck, and it just says[6:00:07]   JB's Burgers, Fries[6:00:09]   and Shakes[6:00:11]   Then I realized, oh okay[6:00:13]   well the awning's real[6:00:15]   but then I realized[6:00:17]   the second awning[6:00:19]   is not real, so he[6:00:21]   photoshopped a second awning[6:00:23]   he photoshopped window art[6:00:25]   a bunch of signs[6:00:27]   so let's go back to Joe's[6:00:29]   Joe's[6:00:31]   version of what[6:00:33]   and this is gonna drive people nuts[6:00:35]   when they drive out to this place[6:00:37]   Very confused[6:00:39]   You know what I mean? Maybe he learned[6:00:41]   to copy and paste awnings in life[6:00:43]   something I've always wished to do[6:00:45]   Okay, so now look at this[6:00:47]   and you can see what he's done[6:00:49]   so he's completely[6:00:51]   photoshopped out[6:00:53]   her logo, you know this is a[6:00:55]   she probably has no idea[6:00:57]   he's done this by the way[6:00:59]   and he switched it to B-Side[6:01:01]   comedy club on both sides[6:01:03]   he took this awning[6:01:05]   so the real awning was here[6:01:07]   and he cut it out and moved[6:01:09]   it here and then copied and[6:01:11]   pasted one here, you can see when you zoom in[6:01:13]   that it's just all[6:01:15]   it just cuts off[6:01:17]   you see[6:01:19]   should have been, why the awning?[6:01:21]   to make it look more like[6:01:23]   and then of course B-Side comedy bar[6:01:25]   and I should have known these stretched out[6:01:27]   logos[6:01:29]   but isn't that funny how we were all tricked[6:01:31]   so here let's look at the[6:01:33]   the real one again[6:01:37]   collapse that and then you can see[6:01:39]   those differences there[6:01:41]   and see how retarded[6:01:43]   they all are[6:01:45]   there's the bus already[6:01:47]   yeah so JB's[6:01:49]   has the bus here, I'm going to put them side by side[6:01:51]   as soon as I get two nice shots[6:01:55]   it's kind of tough[6:01:57]   that's pretty close[6:01:59]   yeah, just want to zoom in[6:02:01]   a tad[6:02:03]   there[6:02:05]   wait a second[6:02:07]   I just want to make this nice[6:02:09]   please, just let me[6:02:11]   make this nice and then we need this one bigger[6:02:13]   but I don't want to do that kind of zoom[6:02:15]   oh, wow[6:02:17]   and they don't know[6:02:19]   they're showing up to this place[6:02:21]   they have no idea[6:02:23]   let's see if we can[6:02:25]   bigger, wow[6:02:27]   I just saw Norman flash by me[6:02:29]   look at this[6:02:31]   this is never going to work[6:02:37]   oh, can I get rid of that?[6:02:39]   yeah, there we go[6:02:41]   so yeah, now we can really see[6:02:43]   see, wasn't it worth it to wait?[6:02:45]   now we can really[6:02:47]   see those differences[6:02:49]   so yeah, you've got[6:02:51]   here's the original here[6:02:53]   that van[6:02:55]   so that van is actually an opening[6:02:57]   with like a, it opens to the restaurant[6:02:59]   okay[6:03:01]   so this opens up like a window where people[6:03:03]   can walk up and get food[6:03:05]   that's what the real restaurant is[6:03:07]   he decided, no, no, no[6:03:09]   sealing that up[6:03:11]   because why would a comedy club have a walk-up[6:03:13]   window, so he's just gone ahead[6:03:15]   and sealed that up, you can even see[6:03:17]   the black doesn't match the inside of the[6:03:19]   black here, doesn't even[6:03:21]   match, can you see that?[6:03:23]   it gets crazier[6:03:25]   so here's the awning, the original[6:03:27]   awning[6:03:29]   okay, the original awning was there[6:03:31]   but it was over the[6:03:33]   food acceptance window[6:03:35]   and he's kept[6:03:37]   the awning there because he couldn't really get[6:03:39]   that fully out, I guess[6:03:41]   so the awning is now over this[6:03:43]   truck[6:03:45]   and then[6:03:47]   of course, the real building[6:03:49]   has no awning on that side[6:03:51]   and then he copied and pasted it[6:03:53]   and moved it here[6:03:55]   this is a totally different business[6:03:57]   I think, on this side[6:03:59]   that he took over and added[6:04:01]   you see, Jules?[6:04:03]   yes[6:04:04]   so he even expanded[6:04:06]   hey look, there's his tent[6:04:08]   the business, oh you saw his tent[6:04:10]   so the tent wasn't even his, so[6:04:12]   the tent is, by the way, where you buy[6:04:14]   Christmas trees from[6:04:16]   this is not an events tent[6:04:18]   so the large outdoor[6:04:20]   event space is[6:04:22]   a tent where they store Christmas[6:04:24]   trees[6:04:26]   this is not for people[6:04:28]   so this is what[6:04:30]   Joe Mattorese has done[6:04:32]   typical[6:04:34]   Joe Mattorese, but I thought[6:04:36]   to end this in typical[6:04:38]   Joe Mattorese fashion[6:04:40]   we must[6:04:42]   do[6:04:44]   what we would always do[6:04:46]   with Joe Mattorese is[6:04:48]   involve it in a call somehow[6:04:50]   let's call[6:04:52]   Jackie B's[6:04:54]   and[6:04:56]   ask her what the hell this damn restaurant's[6:04:58]   doing in place of the comedy[6:05:00]   club[6:05:02]   we haven't seen him in a while, we haven't paid much attention[6:05:04]   so we're calling Jackie B's[6:05:06]   here[6:05:08]   and[6:05:10]   we're going to find out what the hell is going on[6:05:12]   through a series of trick[6:05:14]   questions[6:05:16]   calling[6:05:18]   Jackie B's[6:05:26]   Jackie B's, how can I help you?[6:05:28]   yeah, can I talk to a manager please?[6:05:30]   um[6:05:32]   we don't have a manager here right now, but I can[6:05:34]   take a message and give it to them[6:05:36]   really? who is the highest level person I could[6:05:38]   speak to, would that be you?[6:05:40]   I guess so, no one's here right now[6:05:42]   just a bartender server[6:05:44]   so I'm really confused[6:05:46]   I've been driving around for two[6:05:48]   hours today[6:05:50]   looking for something called[6:05:52]   the B-side comedy club[6:05:54]   and[6:05:56]   the address says that this[6:05:58]   your restaurant is supposed[6:06:00]   to be this B-side comedy[6:06:02]   club, but I came in and it's just a[6:06:04]   restaurant, Jackie B's[6:06:06]   serving three star food[6:06:10]   okay, um, we are[6:06:12]   part of the, like the comedy club is[6:06:14]   in our restaurant[6:06:16]   the comedy club is in the restaurant, but I'm looking[6:06:18]   at a picture of the comedy club right now[6:06:20]   and it's got two[6:06:22]   awnings, it's got[6:06:24]   logos, it says B-side[6:06:26]   comedy club all over the picture[6:06:28]   but I show up, I'm standing across the[6:06:30]   street[6:06:32]   watching you[6:06:34]   for a long time[6:06:36]   and I'm standing across the street and I'm noticing[6:06:38]   these signs don't match up, I'm holding[6:06:40]   the picture and then pulling[6:06:42]   that picture down and the lens[6:06:44]   shifts to reality[6:06:46]   to show that the things I'm looking at[6:06:48]   the picture are not there[6:06:50]   so what's going on, what kind[6:06:52]   of scam[6:06:54]   are you running over there with[6:06:56]   Joe Matarice?[6:06:58]   Listen, I'm just the bartender here[6:07:00]   and it's not a scam, the comedy club[6:07:02]   excuse me, I'm a bartender and I[6:07:04]   find that really offensive, what do you mean[6:07:06]   just the bartender?[6:07:08]   Bartenders are very skilled[6:07:10]   Right, I'm saying[6:07:12]   there's not a scam going on[6:07:14]   the comedy clubs are on Thursday[6:07:16]   and it's inside our restaurant[6:07:18]   it's not a totally different thing[6:07:20]   but you were saying you're a bartender, so what is that[6:07:22]   winking to me that you do tricks[6:07:28]   well I got a big problem[6:07:30]   and I've already, listen[6:07:32]   no, no, no, I've already reported this to Yelp[6:07:34]   and they said[6:07:36]   that they might take your listing[6:07:38]   away and your positive reviews away[6:07:40]   because of breaking the rules opening up[6:07:42]   a double business[6:07:44]   so I've already spoken, yes, no[6:07:46]   it's a double business, I've spoken[6:07:48]   to Google listings[6:07:52]   ok, I will do that as well[6:07:54]   but I want to fill you in on a few more gripes of mine[6:07:56]   hold on[6:07:58]   hello?[6:08:00]   ok, thank you[6:08:02]   so again, I've called[6:08:04]   Google is almost[6:08:06]   the new Yelp[6:08:08]   as far as restaurant searches go[6:08:10]   so I searched you on Google[6:08:12]   I reported the listing as fraud[6:08:18]   that's fine[6:08:22]   oh this is not yelling[6:08:24]   and by the way, are there any topics[6:08:26]   that I can talk to you about[6:08:28]   that you'd feel more comfortable[6:08:30]   better subjects that are more bartender related[6:08:32]   maybe spinning a bottle[6:08:34]   we could talk about[6:08:36]   or the history[6:08:38]   why? why?[6:08:40]   but you're a bartender[6:08:42]   but you're a bartender[6:08:44]   so you can't even answer simple[6:08:46]   bartending history facts[6:08:48]   you know nothing of this[6:08:50]   what's the best whiskey?[6:08:54]   exactly[6:08:56]   you're pathetic[6:08:58]   is she here? hello?[6:09:04]   this isn't the last time you'll hear from me[6:09:06]   Jackie B's[6:09:08]   I'm going to be bothering these fucks all the time[6:09:10]   well, give it up for Jackie B's[6:09:12]   we didn't really figure anything out[6:09:14]   but when you start[6:09:16]   masquerading like this[6:09:18]   sorry, there's going to be little incidents[6:09:20]   so let's get these calls[6:09:22]   if tomorrow, here, this is what we'll do[6:09:24]   check this out, watch this[6:09:26]   not tomorrow, there's no tomorrow[6:09:28]   check this out[6:09:30]   this is the secondary idea[6:09:32]   you're going to love this idea[6:09:34]   so remember I'm like, oh tomorrow, every day[6:09:36]   we should call Jackie B's[6:09:38]   what if every day was every minute[6:09:40]   instead[6:09:42]   and that's what we're doing[6:09:44]   we're calling Jackie B's[6:09:46]   just[6:09:48]   let's see if there's[6:09:58]   please[6:10:00]   this way[6:10:04]   come on, Jackie[6:10:06]   come on, Jackie's[6:10:08]   you got to give them[6:10:10]   a little time to get over the first prank[6:10:12]   or else they're going to be human[6:10:14]   that phone[6:10:16]   trust me[6:10:18]   hello[6:10:20]   hello[6:10:24]   hello[6:10:26]   hello[6:10:32]   okay, so this is very typical[6:10:34]   so what places do after being[6:10:36]   pranked the first time, they think[6:10:38]   they're going to speakerphone[6:10:40]   the very next call, thinking this must[6:10:42]   be the guy, do you think she's googling[6:10:44]   if it's a scam to have[6:10:46]   a double business[6:10:48]   here's the thing, I hope so[6:10:50]   so this is how a prank call works[6:10:52]   you prank call a place, they feel like fools[6:10:54]   they're furious, they're charged around the whole place[6:10:56]   telling everyone they know[6:10:58]   then you prank call them seconds[6:11:00]   later, you don't wait at all[6:11:02]   you make it very blatant, what's happening[6:11:04]   they think[6:11:06]   that they're like, oh yeah[6:11:08]   oh, he thinks he's going again, check this out[6:11:10]   check this out[6:11:12]   and then they put it on speaker, see[6:11:14]   but[6:11:16]   what they don't understand is if you're relentless[6:11:18]   relentless enough[6:11:20]   you keep calling back[6:11:22]   and doing this[6:11:24]   wait till you see, when I get them on the line[6:11:26]   they're going to feel like complete idiots[6:11:28]   for hanging out, watch this[6:11:32]   this is a classic[6:11:34]   phone prank[6:11:36]   that you can do to any business[6:11:40]   you got to let them[6:11:42]   cool down[6:11:44]   for a second though[6:11:46]   now they might have caller ID[6:11:48]   see the same number each time[6:11:50]   too, that's something you got to think about[6:11:52]   otherwise[6:11:54]   you're fucked, so they might[6:11:56]   actually be smarter than[6:11:58]   me for this[6:12:00]   user busy[6:12:02]   okay, we're going to give them one more call[6:12:04]   usually they pick up[6:12:06]   the telephone number you have dialed[6:12:08]   is temporarily not in service[6:12:14]   they shut down[6:12:16]   two businesses that fast[6:12:18]   over one call[6:12:20]   I don't know if that's what happens when you get blocked[6:12:22]   they probably blocked your number[6:12:24]   that's a pretty cool block message[6:12:26]   like a 1940's[6:12:28]   message, I was just going to call[6:12:30]   back and be like, hi can I have a table for two please[6:12:32]   people keep hanging up on me[6:12:34]   they'll go[6:12:36]   through all the motions, we'll get them next time[6:12:38]   we will get you tomorrow[6:12:40]   and remember, what does Joe Mattorese hate most?[6:12:42]   they're calling my livelihood[6:12:46]   we were just calling to figure it out[6:12:48]   and support[6:12:50]   was there anything[6:12:52]   else from Joe Mattorese[6:12:54]   no but I'm excited to see how this goes[6:12:56]   for him, this could be a huge success[6:12:58]   cause here, just like[6:13:00]   teddy fresh, oh you can't mess with teddy fresh[6:13:02]   we can't have bad teddy fresh reviews[6:13:04]   that's how Joe Mattorese[6:13:06]   dude you can make fun of me as much as you want[6:13:08]   this comedy club[6:13:10]   is a serious thing[6:13:12]   you're messing with my livelihood[6:13:14]   it's not a serious thing[6:13:16]   and even if it was, this is what we're doing[6:13:18]   to goofy[6:13:20]   stupid mock up[6:13:22]   and I'm allowed to prank a mock up[6:13:24]   okay[6:13:26]   I mean if you're not allowed to do a prank over that[6:13:28]   what are you allowed to prank?[6:13:30]   call the cops then[6:13:32]   people get furious over pranks[6:13:34]   but I mean[6:13:36]   one time, do you want to hear a story?[6:13:38]   even though it's a me story[6:13:40]   sorry, but when I used to[6:13:42]   work at a normal job[6:13:44]   one time somebody was pranking me[6:13:46]   at my normal job like all day[6:13:48]   every day[6:13:50]   you were getting pranked at your job as an innocent bystander[6:13:52]   what didn't you do with red bar?[6:13:54]   no it was[6:13:56]   it was to do with you, it was like you guys[6:13:58]   pranking me[6:14:00]   I just came on the phone and yelled[6:14:02]   at every guy who pranked[6:14:04]   did they stop?[6:14:06]   damn[6:14:08]   he yelled at all of them?[6:14:10]   yes, he went on and was like[6:14:12]   that's not gonna work[6:14:14]   we have so much protection[6:14:16]   prank callers have so many layers of protection[6:14:20]   and guess what?[6:14:22]   try calling the police[6:14:24]   and describing[6:14:26]   this menacing call[6:14:28]   let's try, see how far you get[6:14:30]   they ain't coming[6:14:32]   they ain't responding[6:14:34]   but at least my prank callers were like[6:14:36]   you're a slut, fuck you[6:14:38]   you're marrying a jew ass kike[6:14:40]   and they were like saying all this to my boss[6:14:44]   I mean, our pranks are nicer than that, okay?[6:14:48]   I know, our pranks are very light hearted[6:14:50]   they're college style[6:14:52]   we still have a bit of stuff left here[6:14:54]   believe it or not, a lot of stuff[6:14:56]   so why don't you cut to me, I'll tell the kids a story[6:14:58]   about growing up[6:15:00]   and this is a story about when I went to Russia[6:15:02]   and they started calling me[6:15:04]   the machine[6:15:08]   what do we got?[6:15:10]   um[6:15:12]   do you wanna show any[6:15:14]   I've got a ton of random club randoms[6:15:16]   that I've been collecting[6:15:18]   I've got Bill Burr[6:15:20]   I've got some Kill Tony[6:15:22]   I've got Andrew Tate[6:15:24]   on BFF's[6:15:26]   I've got some Brian Callan[6:15:28]   I'm trying to make executive decisions here[6:15:30]   because all of this stuff[6:15:32]   I yelled at myself saying[6:15:34]   to not leave the heavy lifting to the end[6:15:36]   and you did. No, not that at all[6:15:38]   there's no end in sight here[6:15:40]   we're not dealing with that[6:15:42]   one bit[6:15:44]   I said at the beginning of this[6:15:46]   that I wanted to cover everything[6:15:48]   that we wrote down today[6:15:50]   and get it off my notes[6:15:52]   so I'm looking[6:15:54]   and I've decided[6:15:56]   this is what I was thinking[6:15:58]   I've made the executive decision[6:16:00]   to cover it all[6:16:02]   we're getting the end of the show notes[6:16:04]   1000 line items[6:16:08]   this is gonna hurt[6:16:10]   Melton goes blue[6:16:12]   the shades change[6:16:14]   no, let's watch this[6:16:16]   Andrew Schultz[6:16:18]   was on Tim Dillon[6:16:20]   these were a few of the things[6:16:22]   let's just play the main one that made me think[6:16:24]   is he telling a fib[6:16:26]   about the streamer?[6:16:28]   dude, you are like so[6:16:30]   sweaty right now, it's crazy[6:16:32]   I'm sorry, I had to say something[6:16:34]   I'm sweating right now?[6:16:36]   cut the tape![6:16:38]   I just was like woah[6:16:40]   it is getting hot[6:16:42]   so how long have we been on right now?[6:16:44]   don't cut back[6:16:46]   616[6:16:48]   this is almost the sweatiest that I've ever seen you[6:16:50]   it must be humid out right now[6:16:52]   yeah this is[6:16:54]   we're going through our monsoon season[6:16:56]   here and it's really nice[6:16:58]   you get some rain[6:17:00]   it's bringing some unwanted[6:17:02]   humidity and a lot of[6:17:04]   unwanted bugs[6:17:06]   you know[6:17:08]   and I'm getting bugged out here[6:17:10]   I just cannot do it[6:17:12]   I don't know what these types of bugs are[6:17:14]   either, a whole different variety[6:17:16]   and they just[6:17:18]   dart at you[6:17:22]   how's that, is that any better[6:17:24]   you don't cut back yet[6:17:28]   oh he's picking his nose[6:17:30]   with one finger in each hole[6:17:32]   doing a double pick[6:17:34]   stop saying something gross like that, because that's what they're going to imagine[6:17:36]   can you imagine[6:17:38]   if I said something like that about you[6:17:40]   he did a scoop at the same time[6:17:42]   and then he goes[6:17:44]   anything like that because they will imagine[6:17:46]   that stuff[6:17:48]   ok we'll be right back here[6:17:50]   after we de-sweat[6:17:52]   you know I saw a guy[6:17:54]   he was as sweaty as me and I couldn't believe it[6:17:56]   you ever see some suckers A.C. you could cut back to me[6:17:58]   this guy[6:18:00]   his solution for A.C.[6:18:02]   was him just in the window[6:18:04]   like this and he was sitting in his stupid truck[6:18:06]   and both windows were down you could tell he's[6:18:08]   miserable and he's just got like a towel[6:18:10]   over so he'd just be driving[6:18:12]   and he'd just be like[6:18:14]   yeah, no A.C. but at least[6:18:16]   I got this towel[6:18:18]   and he's just fucking driving with a towel[6:18:20]   that's just how his solution to stay[6:18:22]   cool was, never seen anything like that[6:18:24]   in my life, our windows are tightly[6:18:26]   rolled up[6:18:28]   ok so Andrew Schultz I believe[6:18:30]   is lying about[6:18:32]   this streamer[6:18:34]   and I want to show you[6:18:36]   this weird interaction that they had[6:18:38]   on the Tim Dillon show, they were pretty weird[6:18:40]   with each other, I don't think they[6:18:42]   quite mesh and I'm thinking[6:18:44]   that Andrew Schultz really[6:18:46]   the bimbo[6:18:48]   starts coming out, oh you wanted to show[6:18:50]   really the bimbo[6:18:52]   you know Tim Dillon is no[6:18:54]   Eric Ward's[6:18:56]   Weinstein but Tim Dillon[6:18:58]   seems like a kind of like[6:19:00]   a scholar and like a historian[6:19:02]   and like a scientist[6:19:04]   level, more like a Lex Friedman[6:19:06]   level guy[6:19:08]   compared to Andrew Schultz[6:19:10]   cause Andrew Schultz don't really know[6:19:12]   nuttin' and when he sits with[6:19:14]   Tim you could really see it[6:19:16]   you'll notice Andrew does a thing when he doesn't know[6:19:18]   something and goes[6:19:24]   yeah, uh[6:19:26]   and then he tries to get it back to some bullshit[6:19:28]   corny ass thing that he overheard[6:19:30]   very easy to tell[6:19:32]   but the Tim Dillon fans have picked up[6:19:34]   on this, we thought Andrew Schultz was loved[6:19:36]   we thought everybody finally[6:19:38]   I literally thought he'd won everyone over[6:19:40]   in the entire world[6:19:42]   but the Tim Dillon fans kind of caught on[6:19:44]   they're calling him out in the comments left and right[6:19:46]   they do not like Schultz, they draw the line[6:19:48]   at Schultz[6:19:50]   I screenshotted a lot of them, if you want[6:19:52]   well give me a timecode, let's show some of these[6:19:54]   weirdities[6:19:56]   and you tell me, is Andrew Schultz[6:19:58]   telling the truth? I want to look deep into his[6:20:00]   face[6:20:02]   when he's asked about the streamer[6:20:04]   and then I'm going to show you what I saw in his[6:20:06]   special where I[6:20:08]   kind of am leaning towards this is a[6:20:10]   big lie[6:20:12]   and remember his big marketing push[6:20:14]   and give me a timecode by the way[6:20:16]   his big marketing push for this special[6:20:18]   since it came out as[6:20:20]   yo, my special was too intense[6:20:22]   for my streamer[6:20:24]   so I was like fuck y'all[6:20:26]   and I bought my special back[6:20:28]   so bro[6:20:30]   if you want to support free speech[6:20:32]   and all of comedy[6:20:34]   please this thing cost me hundreds[6:20:36]   of thousands of dollars[6:20:38]   please man, pre-order this special[6:20:40]   you're going to love this[6:20:42]   all that bull[6:20:44]   that was his marketing pitch and I'm thinking[6:20:46]   it's weird because[6:20:50]   he didn't put it up for free, right?[6:20:52]   he did it on Dzone or DePay[6:20:54]   or one of those networks, Moment House[6:20:56]   Moment House, he did it on Moment House[6:20:58]   so you have to pay $15[6:21:00]   plus a service fee[6:21:02]   that's not very underground[6:21:04]   you have to pay the service fee at the end of the day[6:21:06]   it was $18.92, we bought it[6:21:08]   and we watched[6:21:10]   it on Moment House[6:21:12]   and I'll tell you[6:21:14]   if he bought this back from a streamer[6:21:16]   for hundreds of thousands of dollars[6:21:18]   well, what was he buying[6:21:20]   back? Because[6:21:22]   the production, and you'll see this[6:21:24]   it says a Scholz production[6:21:26]   it doesn't credit[6:21:28]   if he filmed a special with Amazon[6:21:30]   or Netflix[6:21:32]   it would have been filmed by[6:21:34]   their people or at least up to their[6:21:36]   credentials[6:21:38]   up to their standards[6:21:40]   isn't Netflix super strict?[6:21:42]   on what cameras you use or something like that?[6:21:44]   here's what blew it for me[6:21:46]   Netflix has very[6:21:48]   strict guidelines on what[6:21:50]   cameras you can and cannot use[6:21:52]   and this is what blew it for me[6:21:54]   Andrew Scholz is special[6:21:56]   as far as my eyes could tell[6:21:58]   were shot on the[6:22:00]   exact same cameras[6:22:02]   he uses for his show[6:22:04]   the Blackmagic[6:22:06]   Ursa, whatever those[6:22:08]   are, and I could tell they're the same[6:22:10]   cameras, not only is the color science[6:22:12]   identical, but the frame rate[6:22:14]   he was always a little[6:22:16]   off with his frame rates[6:22:18]   so I'm watching his special[6:22:20]   I'm seeing the exact same camera[6:22:22]   it's a little jittery[6:22:24]   the color is a little shitty[6:22:26]   the same color from his show[6:22:28]   the same frame rate from his show[6:22:30]   and then I'm looking around at the other camera[6:22:32]   operators and I'm not seeing anything[6:22:34]   too fancy, but I'm remembering[6:22:36]   Andrew Scholz[6:22:38]   constantly telling me that he bought[6:22:40]   back the special, it cost[6:22:42]   hundreds of thousands of dollars to[6:22:44]   make[6:22:46]   but if it cost hundreds of thousands[6:22:48]   of dollars to make[6:22:50]   well then the cameras you see[6:22:52]   would not be the ones[6:22:54]   he's using to shoot his podcast[6:22:56]   on, they wouldn't use[6:22:58]   those[6:23:00]   because they would be spending hundreds of thousands[6:23:02]   of dollars, those are cameras he already owns[6:23:04]   so they wouldn't be spending anything[6:23:06]   and why would Amazon[6:23:08]   or Netflix start off[6:23:10]   on a project with Andrew Scholz[6:23:12]   and then have[6:23:14]   him and his team film it?[6:23:16]   that makes no sense[6:23:18]   they don't do that[6:23:20]   they don't just say[6:23:22]   whatever you film us it could just be the[6:23:24]   tape from the back, no they have standards[6:23:26]   and they make you use[6:23:28]   either one of their production companies[6:23:30]   or it has to be an approved production[6:23:32]   I mean you could look this up[6:23:34]   definitely Andrew Scholz's[6:23:36]   podcast homies[6:23:38]   are not an approved[6:23:40]   Netflix or Amazon production[6:23:42]   company as you can see[6:23:44]   from the mixed color shots[6:23:46]   so Netflix does this because[6:23:48]   Netflix and Amazon are too big[6:23:50]   they can't really run original programming[6:23:52]   that has two different[6:23:54]   color shots[6:23:56]   and consumer grade[6:23:58]   like they have a standard[6:24:00]   not that high but it's higher than[6:24:02]   what Scholz was shooting[6:24:04]   so those things really led me[6:24:06]   to suspect[6:24:08]   that there's no streamer[6:24:10]   there never was a streamer[6:24:12]   and we have a few other things[6:24:14]   yeah Lawa Yeh[6:24:16]   yeah let's hear from him[6:24:18]   he's a guy from the BBG he knows everything[6:24:20]   he's got his hands everywhere[6:24:22]   he says Andrew always films with his co-host[6:24:24]   Alex Media there was never a streamer[6:24:26]   involved they did it all themselves[6:24:28]   there you go so[6:24:30]   well I mean[6:24:32]   wait what do you mean that's an accusation[6:24:34]   or this happened[6:24:36]   he's just saying you're right[6:24:38]   but how does he know I'm right[6:24:40]   because I don't know I think that he watches[6:24:42]   but[6:24:44]   why is Andrew Scholz is going around[6:24:46]   telling people buy my special[6:24:48]   because[6:24:50]   it was gonna be on Netflix or[6:24:52]   Amazon I mean there's no way that it could be on[6:24:54]   Netflix we already know that because of what you just[6:24:56]   said exactly so the camera[6:24:58]   ruled it out the stupid[6:25:00]   Andrew Scholz so Andrew Scholz[6:25:02]   going into this lie[6:25:04]   didn't think of the Netflix camera[6:25:06]   thing and if it was[6:25:08]   just a situation where he shot[6:25:10]   it himself with Alex Media[6:25:12]   and then sold it to Amazon[6:25:14]   then why would he have to pay hundreds[6:25:16]   of thousands unless he was just paying[6:25:18]   back the money that[6:25:20]   they paid him for this one that's not[6:25:22]   buying it back from the other thousand that's getting a[6:25:24]   refund that's what we're trying to dig into[6:25:26]   here and so far we've never[6:25:28]   there's no streamer that's come out and[6:25:30]   said they're the streamer[6:25:32]   and why wouldn't[6:25:34]   you want to be on[6:25:36]   a streamer we watched the special there were[6:25:38]   no jokes in there that he wouldn't[6:25:40]   have tamed down[6:25:42]   for the streamer it makes no sense[6:25:44]   why would and[6:25:46]   remember the special is not for free[6:25:48]   so here's the idea behind the special[6:25:50]   you take a comic like Andrew Scholz[6:25:52]   who's got a fan base he's doing[6:25:54]   well and then you present[6:25:56]   him to a giant[6:25:58]   audience hence a[6:26:00]   special[6:26:02]   when you're on Netflix[6:26:04]   you're not only getting paid[6:26:06]   but millions of new people are now[6:26:08]   discovering you when Andrew[6:26:10]   Scholz is selling this special alone[6:26:12]   on Moment House[6:26:14]   only Andrew[6:26:16]   Scholz fans are[6:26:18]   buying this nobody who doesn't know[6:26:20]   who he is is going out[6:26:22]   and spending 1892[6:26:24]   just to roll the dice on Moment[6:26:26]   House it's not[6:26:28]   like it's even suggested to you as an[6:26:30]   app on something[6:26:32]   or something to buy[6:26:34]   you have to literally go to his link[6:26:36]   that you've already heard out of his mouth[6:26:38]   so he's not introducing[6:26:40]   it to anyone new[6:26:42]   unless maybe a friend shows[6:26:44]   a friend okay[6:26:46]   so why would he want[6:26:48]   that how is that special[6:26:50]   and meanwhile he knows[6:26:52]   if you're paying 1892 to[6:26:54]   see a special you most likely[6:26:56]   already saw it[6:26:58]   when you saw him on tour[6:27:00]   so he's essentially[6:27:02]   selling back[6:27:04]   the same ticket that you already[6:27:06]   paid for when you came and saw him on tour[6:27:08]   and really nothing more[6:27:10]   so there's no the marketing[6:27:12]   is brilliant ah I'm the[6:27:14]   heroic Andrew Scholz[6:27:16]   and the streamer said[6:27:18]   my jokes were too edgy and I was like[6:27:20]   fuck y'all and I bought back the special[6:27:22]   I'm in debt help me[6:27:24]   out but the[6:27:26]   real story is[6:27:28]   yo remember all y'all[6:27:30]   that came out to my tour[6:27:32]   and paid[6:27:34]   100 to 300 dollars to see me[6:27:36]   well now here's[6:27:38]   a copy of that show[6:27:40]   for another 1895[6:27:42]   thank you that's it[6:27:44]   that's all you're getting[6:27:46]   and somehow this has[6:27:48]   been built up on all these podcasts[6:27:50]   as if he's doing us a favor[6:27:52]   and then you[6:27:54]   watch the special and there's nothing[6:27:56]   offensive in it it's all crap[6:27:58]   garbage[6:28:00]   the only thing offensive is he's mimicking[6:28:02]   a black voice the whole time[6:28:04]   which Joe Budden[6:28:06]   is not gonna like we've got that[6:28:08]   clip for you so what's I mean the only[6:28:10]   reason that the words buying it back[6:28:12]   makes sense at all is if[6:28:14]   you they produced[6:28:16]   it for you and you had to buy it[6:28:18]   from them yeah and then they'd be[6:28:20]   credited not Andrew Scholz[6:28:22]   productions when you go[6:28:24]   to watch his special the only people[6:28:26]   credited are him and three other fucking[6:28:28]   dipshits friends of his[6:28:30]   so where's the whole production from[6:28:32]   Amazon where's the whole production[6:28:34]   from Netflix you'd still have to credit[6:28:36]   them if you bought it from them you can't[6:28:38]   just be like your work is now Andrew[6:28:40]   Scholz media did it[6:28:42]   and we replaced the names[6:28:44]   of the cameramen[6:28:46]   no I'm telling you[6:28:48]   there's no streamer but he keeps saying[6:28:50]   buy he bought it back when what he really[6:28:52]   means is he got either[6:28:54]   a complete lie or he just[6:28:56]   had to give the money back because[6:28:58]   he's not giving the special to Amazon[6:29:00]   exactly or there's[6:29:02]   another option he made this[6:29:04]   dog shit special and no[6:29:06]   network would buy it[6:29:08]   he thought[6:29:10]   he was big time enough where he could film[6:29:12]   his own special for dirt cheap[6:29:14]   using his podcast cameras[6:29:16]   and then he brought it around to Amazon and they were like[6:29:18]   nah not for us it's because it's[6:29:20]   too edgy too edgy[6:29:22]   or shot poorly[6:29:24]   and looks like a YouTube production[6:29:26]   it's just not[6:29:28]   Netflix quality sorry[6:29:30]   could that be[6:29:32]   but I don't think[6:29:34]   that he turned down why would he[6:29:36]   turn down that opportunity[6:29:38]   is so much bigger than him selling it[6:29:40]   and also what is[6:29:42]   the most talked about comedy[6:29:44]   special last year that you can't[6:29:46]   stop hearing about every second[6:29:48]   Dave Chappelle's Netflix special[6:29:50]   it seems why wouldn't[6:29:52]   it seems like[6:29:54]   these networks they want[6:29:56]   people to think that they're like woke[6:29:58]   but if they were they would have taken a special[6:30:00]   like they like the attention that they're getting[6:30:02]   from these edgy specials like this[6:30:04]   isn't lining up and[6:30:06]   this is what they want[6:30:08]   listen I'm not going to believe it until I hear it from[6:30:10]   the streamer[6:30:12]   that this happened[6:30:14]   and by the way you're accusing one of four companies[6:30:16]   basically when you say the streamer[6:30:18]   I took it to a big streamer and they said I had a dream[6:30:20]   so you're kind of[6:30:22]   taking four big[6:30:24]   brands Hulu, Amazon, Netflix[6:30:26]   and let's say HBO Max[6:30:28]   and you're[6:30:30]   saying you're accusing them[6:30:32]   of wanting to tame down[6:30:34]   and censor your comedy[6:30:36]   just because you're not saying their name[6:30:38]   if you're saying it's one of the big streamers[6:30:40]   you're accusing one of them[6:30:42]   of censorship which might be[6:30:44]   something that all their customers might[6:30:46]   have a problem with[6:30:48]   I would[6:30:50]   seek damages[6:30:52]   if I were on Netflix[6:30:54]   alright let's see him and Tim Dillon[6:30:56]   what were we saying the other day about how after[6:30:58]   the Joe Rogan Spotify thing[6:31:00]   it was kind of like a[6:31:02]   test run for all these networks to see[6:31:04]   how much trouble they would and they'd[6:31:06]   realize they kept Joe Rogan[6:31:08]   Dave Chappelle they were like oh we don't really have[6:31:10]   to kick people off if they're making us a lot[6:31:12]   of money[6:31:14]   most people are renting[6:31:16]   books and stuff like that[6:31:18]   it's the wrong time[6:31:20]   for him to be doing a thing where he's like[6:31:22]   the networks are kicking me off[6:31:24]   everyone's kind of over that[6:31:26]   alright let's see what they do with him and Tim Dillon[6:31:28]   cut to this, let's see what happens[6:31:30]   four minutes in[6:31:32]   and that's what you got to do[6:31:34]   just got to roll with it[6:31:36]   this special, did you know[6:31:38]   they were going to[6:31:40]   fuck you a little[6:31:42]   so see everybody else[6:31:44]   is believing him[6:31:46]   kinda[6:31:48]   but I don't think any of them have any[6:31:50]   info cause Tim's asking like a line of questioning[6:31:52]   like we would ask him for the first time[6:31:54]   it just seems like if this was happening[6:31:56]   all the comics would know the real story[6:31:58]   behind the scenes and they[6:32:00]   wouldn't all be interviewing him as if[6:32:02]   they don't know the story[6:32:04]   you know[6:32:06]   they would be like oh yeah yeah[6:32:08]   cause why wouldn't he tell his fellow comics[6:32:10]   the name of the streamer, it's weird[6:32:12]   but look at Andrew's face when he's[6:32:14]   asked about it right away[6:32:16]   that's what you got to do[6:32:18]   just got to roll with it[6:32:20]   this special, did you know[6:32:22]   they were going to[6:32:24]   fuck you a little[6:32:26]   no[6:32:28]   this is the same[6:32:30]   Kimbo face he makes[6:32:32]   when he doesn't really know what to say[6:32:34]   this isn't the confident[6:32:36]   I got a line for everything Andrew[6:32:38]   Schultz like we even saw in his special[6:32:40]   this is that bonehead[6:32:42]   airhead bimbo himbo[6:32:44]   version of him[6:32:46]   that really we only see[6:32:48]   when he doesn't have an answer for[6:32:50]   something[6:32:52]   so interesting[6:32:54]   and I heard it from across the room I wasn't even watching this[6:32:56]   tape and I heard him go[6:32:58]   um[6:33:00]   and I go Jules stop the tape[6:33:02]   is this guy lying about there being a[6:33:04]   streamer[6:33:06]   let's see that again[6:33:08]   oh they were going to[6:33:10]   fuck you a little[6:33:12]   no[6:33:14]   but originally[6:33:16]   listen I thought it was[6:33:18]   there was going to be maybe issues[6:33:20]   but I showed them everything[6:33:22]   so it was like you know what you're getting in bed with[6:33:24]   and then[6:33:26]   I think it was the trans shit with Chappelle[6:33:28]   that scared the fuck out of them[6:33:30]   terrified people[6:33:32]   that didn't do anything to anybody[6:33:34]   lost zero customers[6:33:36]   everybody loved Chappelle's specials[6:33:38]   hmm[6:33:40]   your special was recorded way[6:33:42]   after that[6:33:44]   hmm[6:33:46]   let's see[6:33:48]   trans shit with Chappelle[6:33:50]   that scared the fuck out of them[6:33:52]   terrified people[6:33:54]   and they said this is too much[6:33:56]   yeah they're like we just want you to cut these different things[6:33:58]   and I was just like I'm not going to do it[6:34:00]   no[6:34:02]   it seems like this would be a more[6:34:04]   sit up and you were not going to believe this story[6:34:06]   you know you've been going[6:34:08]   after censorship and free speech[6:34:10]   all year this would be[6:34:12]   like a big ticket item to expose[6:34:14]   why aren't you exposing[6:34:16]   this terrible[6:34:18]   censorship[6:34:20]   platform[6:34:22]   this is your number one[6:34:24]   pet peeve is censorship[6:34:26]   and people[6:34:28]   I don't know about you guys but if somebody was trying[6:34:30]   to do that to me I'd be yelling[6:34:32]   their name all day[6:34:34]   he doesn't really want to talk about it it's not that much of a[6:34:36]   big deal[6:34:38]   it's not?[6:34:40]   seems huge[6:34:42]   I mean now you have to buy back your special[6:34:44]   remember and all that[6:34:46]   pretty big you lose their huge audience[6:34:48]   you had to buy back your special[6:34:50]   run it on[6:34:52]   Moment House[6:34:54]   doesn't seem like it's not that big a deal[6:34:56]   for a guy who's trying to take on[6:34:58]   the world and be the richest[6:35:00]   cruelest podcaster[6:35:02]   second to Logan[6:35:04]   he probably thinks impulsive[6:35:06]   is the number one podcast[6:35:08]   that's how stupid[6:35:10]   yeah impulsive is the number one podcast[6:35:12]   the little guy told me[6:35:14]   alright they're identical[6:35:16]   by the way him and Logan Paul are very[6:35:18]   interchangeable alright let's see what happens[6:35:20]   the fuck out of them terrified people[6:35:22]   and they said this is too much[6:35:24]   yeah they're like we just want you to cut these[6:35:26]   different things and I was just like I'm not gonna[6:35:28]   do it and I also like[6:35:30]   I'd never done[6:35:32]   stand up for a network[6:35:34]   so I'd never went through the notes process[6:35:36]   you're doing it for[6:35:38]   you see the language though he's doing it for the network[6:35:40]   so why was his[6:35:42]   Akash production team[6:35:44]   filming it[6:35:48]   do you have an answer?[6:35:50]   I think what happened actually is this[6:35:52]   he filmed this special all by himself[6:35:54]   he started trying to sell[6:35:56]   it to networks he's like[6:35:58]   selling it to people Netflix Amazon[6:36:00]   HBO Amazon is the only[6:36:02]   one who answered they were like[6:36:04]   we'll kind of take anything[6:36:06]   so we'll take this if you cut[6:36:08]   these couple jokes that we don't really like[6:36:10]   cause Amazon is like yeah like you could be on[6:36:12]   Amazon Plus where you[6:36:14]   do a pay thing I guess if you want[6:36:16]   and then he was like wait[6:36:18]   like even Joe Mattorese had something on him[6:36:20]   like you could Josh Denny[6:36:22]   one can and they're like[6:36:24]   I guess if you cut these jokes yeah[6:36:26]   you can upload it[6:36:28]   to Amazon and then he[6:36:30]   got this idea[6:36:32]   that he's gonna all sell them at home[6:36:34]   and he might have even said buy it back[6:36:36]   when he was trying to be[6:36:38]   he was talking like a rapper[6:36:40]   I bought that shit back yo[6:36:42]   and then he got quoted[6:36:44]   but now he realized people thought that was[6:36:46]   badass so he had to keep it up[6:36:48]   either way look how[6:36:50]   fucking green he is compared to me[6:36:52]   and he looks[6:36:54]   weird on this Tim Dillon show right[6:36:56]   like if you see[6:36:58]   Andrew Schultz from certain angles this was like the[6:37:00]   weirdest I've seen him act it was almost[6:37:02]   like him and Tim of like a history where they don't[6:37:04]   really like each other by the way if this hasn't[6:37:06]   been said the man who's stolen[6:37:08]   his entire style[6:37:10]   and vibe[6:37:12]   from G-Eazy[6:37:14]   and I[6:37:16]   mean go look it up go check out[6:37:18]   G-Eazy is also a[6:37:20]   almost perfect replica[6:37:22]   of Andrew Schultz[6:37:24]   as far as their body[6:37:26]   yeah watch[6:37:28]   it's him[6:37:30]   and G-Eazy does this in his videos[6:37:34]   look[6:37:36]   if I hit it one time[6:37:38]   I'm a piper[6:37:40]   if I hit it two times then I like her[6:37:42]   if I fuck three times I'm a wiper[6:37:44]   it ain't safe for the black[6:37:46]   go to white girls it ain't safe[6:37:48]   it ain't safe it ain't safe[6:37:50]   it ain't man pipe up[6:37:52]   pipe up[6:37:54]   watch Harry[6:37:56]   and Andrew Schultz[6:37:58]   hey[6:38:00]   fuck with me and get some money and get some money[6:38:02]   fuck with me and get some money[6:38:04]   get some money[6:38:06]   fuck with me and get some money[6:38:08]   fuck with G and get some money[6:38:10]   no limit I'm a fucking soldier[6:38:12]   always lit yeah I'm never[6:38:14]   sober it's for three days in a row[6:38:16]   yo bitch coming over told that bitch[6:38:18]   to kick rock she act like it's a boulder[6:38:20]   hey Rory shopping[6:38:22]   okay okay cut that cut that[6:38:24]   cut that but he really[6:38:26]   he stole his whole style so if you're like[6:38:28]   man Andrew Schultz is the GOAT[6:38:30]   stop saying that[6:38:32]   as a guy by the way no guy[6:38:34]   should be the GOAT to another guy[6:38:36]   are you gay?[6:38:38]   he's the greatest of all[6:38:40]   time I love this word the GOAT[6:38:42]   stop[6:38:44]   I hate that phrase[6:38:46]   um Andrew Schultz[6:38:48]   is not the GOAT[6:38:50]   and he's stolen all of his swag[6:38:52]   from G-Eazy who's[6:38:54]   a fag[6:38:58]   by the way G-Eazy's not cool[6:39:00]   so[6:39:02]   really stupid[6:39:04]   alright let's hear some more lies scams[6:39:06]   and schemes just on YouTube and Instagram[6:39:08]   and shit so like[6:39:10]   I felt weird and I was like[6:39:12]   I'm not about to water it down now that I have[6:39:14]   this big beautiful thing[6:39:16]   it's not a big beautiful thing[6:39:18]   it's not beautiful it's a bunch of[6:39:20]   fast talking crowd work that only works[6:39:22]   on mid level half Mexicans[6:39:24]   and it really is[6:39:26]   all[6:39:28]   show no go[6:39:30]   it's the same thing as when you see a[6:39:32]   crazy car but it's got all this fucking[6:39:34]   shit all over it and it gets your[6:39:36]   attention but then you realize[6:39:38]   it's just a four cylinder shitty[6:39:40]   ass car covered in crap[6:39:42]   it's like that he really is the[6:39:44]   definition of that[6:39:46]   um[6:39:48]   channeling Chris D'Elia in his[6:39:50]   stand up special we'll show you some clips[6:39:52]   and the black stuff[6:39:54]   Joe Budden is right this is[6:39:56]   a racist ass[6:39:58]   cracker now let's finish[6:40:00]   up the few time codes from here do you have[6:40:02]   any more from this or should we show Joe[6:40:04]   Budden[6:40:06]   cause I want to go over that I think this is good and I think[6:40:08]   Schultz deserves this[6:40:10]   and we should stick it to Schultz[6:40:12]   go to 545 for a sec[6:40:14]   cause at this part I was like does Tim even[6:40:16]   believe him? no I don't think[6:40:18]   Tim likes look at Tim's eyes while he asks[6:40:20]   I don't think Tim likes him[6:40:22]   I think he thinks he's a phony[6:40:24]   baloney[6:40:26]   clout[6:40:28]   networker and[6:40:30]   that's what he is I mean[6:40:32]   and you can tell this was Tim[6:40:34]   like Tim one on one talking to him[6:40:36]   Tim goes oh okay[6:40:38]   I show you one of those[6:40:40]   okay[6:40:42]   I see[6:40:44]   Tim[6:40:46]   cannot dress worth shit man did you see[6:40:48]   this Balenciaga hoodie he always buys[6:40:50]   the worst[6:40:52]   of the highest[6:40:54]   brands fashion like he buys the worst[6:40:56]   item that they make[6:40:58]   whether it's sunglasses the shirt[6:41:00]   he just can't seem to get it together[6:41:02]   alright let's see what happens here at 545[6:41:04]   does Tim know[6:41:06]   to be like willy nilly about it?[6:41:08]   to let the control go away[6:41:10]   exactly and I'm not going to ask what streamer[6:41:12]   it is see he doesn't know[6:41:14]   he doesn't know what streamer it is[6:41:16]   he would if this was a real[6:41:18]   story[6:41:20]   Schultz would not keep that[6:41:22]   private information amongst[6:41:24]   the comedy[6:41:26]   what do they call that the comedy[6:41:28]   dark web[6:41:30]   the comedy dark inner circle what do they[6:41:32]   call these guys?[6:41:34]   the intellectual dark web[6:41:36]   the intellectual comedians dark web[6:41:38]   don't you think if Tim was being the real Tim[6:41:40]   he would go just say what streamer[6:41:42]   it is but since he[6:41:44]   kind of knows that Andrew is lying[6:41:46]   out of comics respect he's[6:41:48]   going to go I'm going to let you lie out of[6:41:50]   comics marketing respect[6:41:52]   go away[6:41:54]   exactly and I'm not going to ask what[6:41:56]   streamer it is I just[6:41:58]   know that it's not Netflix because Netflix[6:42:00]   is so desperate right now they would take anything[6:42:02]   they asked me to read[6:42:04]   so you confirmed it wasn't Netflix[6:42:06]   so you're really accusing[6:42:08]   you're accusing[6:42:10]   like three or four other companies of being[6:42:12]   corrupt people who watch[6:42:14]   flagrant who are saying that he used to always mention[6:42:16]   it was Amazon and then suddenly he kind of[6:42:18]   stopped saying that[6:42:20]   so that I feel like lends to my[6:42:22]   theory that he shopped it around[6:42:24]   and they were kind of in talks[6:42:26]   and then so he started going Amazon Amazon[6:42:28]   Amazon but then he knows he can't use this[6:42:30]   language and say Amazon[6:42:32]   because it's probably not true[6:42:34]   I don't know why he wouldn't be able to say that[6:42:36]   if that was the truth if it all went down like he[6:42:38]   said then you should be like Amazon rejected[6:42:40]   Amazon rejected it take it up with[6:42:42]   Amazon why would[6:42:44]   the other option is you're[6:42:46]   protecting Amazon the censorship[6:42:48]   gods[6:42:50]   you have something else you want to do with them[6:42:52]   later that will be censored[6:42:54]   why do you need them anymore[6:42:56]   are your prime subscriptions[6:42:58]   going to get cancelled[6:43:00]   do you think they're going to stop sending you face wash[6:43:02]   and another theory that I had was[6:43:04]   that he just had like some[6:43:06]   crowd work special on YouTube[6:43:08]   didn't he put a couple specials that he made himself[6:43:10]   on YouTube for no money[6:43:12]   and he needed a reason to make people pay[6:43:14]   this time instead of just being on YouTube again[6:43:16]   you can't just put it on YouTube[6:43:18]   for free he wanted to get paid[6:43:20]   son so he needed a reason[6:43:22]   and what better reason than[6:43:24]   I've been censored[6:43:52]   okay let me zoom out of that[6:43:54]   the Andrew Shultz special and we'll just show you[6:43:56]   this one part here on Moment House[6:43:58]   hopefully let's see if I[6:44:00]   look at that it's going to work[6:44:02]   for me that's a nice system[6:44:04]   okay so we're going to go to[6:44:06]   I know I can't believe how many browsers this[6:44:08]   lets you watch it on[6:44:10]   it really is nice so it's on Moment House[6:44:12]   I'll show you what this looks like[6:44:14]   you're met with a player and then you're[6:44:16]   instantly bombarded with[6:44:18]   my merch[6:44:20]   meaningless merch[6:44:22]   Heavys Jim[6:44:24]   he's selling[6:44:26]   Heavys Jim I don't know[6:44:28]   God knows why[6:44:30]   Heavys Jim merch[6:44:32]   okay so you gotta see[6:44:34]   the opening of his special[6:44:36]   it's a little weird[6:44:38]   and again remember[6:44:40]   hundreds of thousands of dollars[6:44:42]   oh we had them on Tim Dillon[6:44:44]   that was the one clip we missed[6:44:46]   but you gotta take my word for it[6:44:48]   these things cost hundreds[6:44:50]   multiple hundreds of thousands[6:44:52]   of dollars to make if you want to make them[6:44:54]   good so he's saying[6:44:56]   that he spent hundreds of thousands of[6:44:58]   dollars on his special[6:45:00]   right? okay well let's see where[6:45:02]   the money is so we'll[6:45:04]   cut it's got this preshow here[6:45:06]   let me get through this and then we'll[6:45:08]   show you the opening which is[6:45:10]   mine here[6:45:12]   oh[6:45:14]   wait that was really weird too[6:45:16]   can I cut back? Do my arrow keys work here?[6:45:18]   they don't[6:45:20]   but look at this look at this little sign that came up[6:45:22]   oh yeah[6:45:24]   I totally forgot about that[6:45:26]   look at this let's see if I can get it[6:45:28]   it's a weird player[6:45:32]   here we go[6:45:34]   come on[6:45:36]   okay it's starting moment house[6:45:47]   the show is about to begin[6:45:49]   look at that fade out[6:45:51]   very nice[6:45:59]   this is like some listener submitted[6:46:01]   break music that they used[6:46:05]   look at this this is the weird part[6:46:10]   audio notice[6:46:12]   the sound design of this[6:46:14]   special has been curated[6:46:16]   to transport you[6:46:18]   into the show[6:46:20]   we recommend you[6:46:22]   turn your volume up[6:46:24]   so you don't miss out[6:46:26]   on the full experience[6:46:28]   enjoy it was[6:46:30]   recorded no different than anything[6:46:32]   else in the history of the world's been recorded[6:46:34]   there is no sound[6:46:36]   design it's literally[6:46:38]   two mics on the audience left[6:46:40]   and right and one mic on him[6:46:42]   nothing we haven't seen before[6:46:44]   three microphone job[6:46:46]   there is no experience[6:46:48]   he just wanted us to turn this up[6:46:50]   so we're overwhelmed by the laughter[6:46:52]   wow okay[6:46:54]   here's the opening look at this[6:46:56]   this is so cringe[6:47:02]   wait till you see this[6:47:04]   so this is like when Josh Denny[6:47:06]   realized that[6:47:08]   if the crowd mic[6:47:10]   is too low[6:47:12]   if you only have three people laughing[6:47:14]   it sounds like zero are laughing[6:47:16]   with the crowd mics low so Andrew Schultz[6:47:18]   did the opposite[6:47:20]   he's cranked those crowd mics[6:47:22]   boo[6:47:24]   it sounds like more people[6:47:26]   and it worked[6:47:28]   the sound was crazy[6:47:30]   it was crazy[6:47:32]   I mean it was deafening[6:47:34]   and you could hear it here[6:47:36]   but wait till you see he's got one of these[6:47:38]   boxing announcers[6:47:40]   because his dream is to probably[6:47:42]   come out in the boxing ring[6:47:44]   so he's got a boxing announcer[6:47:46]   do his opening for him but[6:47:48]   tell me if I'm wrong[6:47:50]   wait till you hear what the announcer[6:47:52]   says wait till you hear the lines[6:47:54]   that Andrew told this man to read[6:47:56]   quite hideous[6:47:58]   listen to this[6:48:02]   Andrew! Andrew![6:48:04]   Andrew![6:48:06]   Andrew![6:48:08]   and[6:48:10]   now[6:48:12]   this is the moment[6:48:14]   you've all been[6:48:16]   waiting for[6:48:18]   it's[6:48:22]   time[6:48:24]   fighting[6:48:26]   out of New York[6:48:28]   City[6:48:30]   and here is the[6:48:32]   reigning[6:48:34]   defending[6:48:36]   undisputed[6:48:38]   heavyweight[6:48:40]   champion of the world[6:48:42]   ok wait[6:48:44]   he's the undisputed[6:48:46]   heavyweight champion[6:48:48]   of the world[6:48:50]   it's quite the fantasy[6:48:52]   Andrew[6:48:54]   dude just tell him I'm like the heavyweight[6:48:56]   champion of the world dog[6:48:58]   cause that's like how cool[6:49:00]   would that be[6:49:02]   I mean[6:49:04]   this whole bit's been done a million times[6:49:06]   by the Pauls alone[6:49:08]   how many times have the Pauls hired this[6:49:10]   guy this is probably what[6:49:12]   cost the 100k this[6:49:14]   cost the 100k[6:49:16]   so the heavyweight[6:49:18]   champion of the world I thought[6:49:20]   usually you do like a you could[6:49:22]   tell him to say whatever you want you've hired[6:49:24]   him the[6:49:26]   not even the comedy[6:49:28]   listen we're gonna go back and listen to that[6:49:30]   that's pretty fucking[6:49:32]   screwed up bro[6:49:34]   I'm fighting[6:49:36]   out of New[6:49:38]   York City[6:49:40]   he is the[6:49:42]   reigning[6:49:44]   defending[6:49:46]   undisputed[6:49:48]   heavyweight champion[6:49:50]   of the world[6:49:52]   the one[6:49:54]   and only[6:49:56]   the infamous[6:49:58]   Andrew[6:50:00]   Johnson[6:50:02]   look at this[6:50:04]   so loud[6:50:06]   it's so loud[6:50:12]   so that is like[6:50:14]   several million people[6:50:16]   when you cut to the theater[6:50:18]   when he cuts to the theater[6:50:20]   it's only like a 500 seater[6:50:22]   that's not[6:50:24]   500 people that is football game[6:50:26]   level[6:50:28]   world series[6:50:30]   level cheering[6:50:32]   that they've added in I mean[6:50:34]   we're looking at a 500, 600, 700[6:50:36]   seater you'll see when they[6:50:38]   cut to it[6:50:40]   he is the[6:50:42]   reigning[6:50:44]   defending undisputed[6:50:46]   heavyweight[6:50:48]   champion of the world[6:50:50]   I can't get over that[6:50:52]   the one the only[6:50:54]   the infamous[6:50:56]   Andrew[6:50:58]   Johnson[6:51:00]   listen[6:51:02]   way too Shiva[6:51:12]   oh[6:51:14]   yo[6:51:16]   oh[6:51:18]   oh[6:51:20]   okay[6:51:22]   so when you hit pause on that[6:51:24]   it's like shifting time[6:51:26]   zones or something your ears pop[6:51:28]   I mean that's too[6:51:30]   much and again it's not a big[6:51:32]   venue it's one of those small[6:51:34]   theaters that looks[6:51:36]   grandiose but it's a[6:51:38]   pretty small theater[6:51:40]   okay let's see how this opens[6:51:42]   what's up people[6:51:56]   oh my god this is[6:51:58]   crazy[6:52:00]   in these headphones especially[6:52:02]   this is insane[6:52:04]   I feel like I'm at the game[6:52:06]   show right there but[6:52:08]   and the[6:52:10]   49ers have just read it[6:52:12]   what's up y'all[6:52:14]   if you lower that and put some sports[6:52:16]   announcing over that[6:52:18]   I don't know much about sports[6:52:20]   but let's see what that sounds like[6:52:22]   show right there but[6:52:24]   crowd goes wild[6:52:26]   is Peterson[6:52:28]   let's see what we're working with what's up y'all[6:52:30]   Peterson runs into third[6:52:32]   is that yours right there bro[6:52:34]   you get it Latina[6:52:36]   okay[6:52:38]   you gotta be careful with her you on birth control[6:52:40]   straight into the crowd work and then you see[6:52:42]   this isn't that big of a place[6:52:44]   that's not that many people to[6:52:46]   make that roarous that's the[6:52:48]   end that's the back[6:52:50]   you know you could count all the people in this[6:52:52]   room it's really not that many[6:52:54]   this isn't like midway through the[6:52:56]   theater this is the whole that's the end[6:52:58]   and that's the end[6:53:00]   so where is the roarous[6:53:02]   applause coming from now let's show you[6:53:04]   the blackettiness[6:53:06]   I didn't know[6:53:08]   he was such a homie[6:53:12]   what's a good time code that we could[6:53:14]   show them for the black voice[6:53:16]   you could[6:53:18]   I think he does it like the whole time yeah I know[6:53:20]   really any part that's more than[6:53:22]   another but you could yeah go to[6:53:24]   2340 for that part[6:53:26]   so he's gonna talk he's gonna do this Michael Jackson bit[6:53:28]   and I swear we just[6:53:30]   heard Dave Chappelle do this bit[6:53:32]   I swear we just heard it[6:53:34]   so you guys could help us out[6:53:36]   who just did an R. Kelly bit[6:53:38]   about should I be able to listen to[6:53:40]   his music[6:53:42]   what time is this?[6:53:44]   2340[6:53:46]   2340[6:53:48]   give me a sec[6:53:50]   and everybody of course knows Dave Chappelle's[6:53:52]   big long Michael Jackson[6:53:54]   thing just like Jim Norton[6:53:56]   why Jim Norton fell out of favor[6:53:58]   with comedy audiences is because every time[6:54:00]   a special would come up it was[6:54:02]   Cosby[6:54:04]   Michael Jackson[6:54:06]   and all the hottest[6:54:08]   topics of two years ago[6:54:10]   and Andrew Schultz is one of those types of guys[6:54:12]   where you come to see him live[6:54:14]   he's gonna give his final say[6:54:16]   on the ten topics[6:54:18]   oh yes[6:54:20]   Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Andrew Schultz[6:54:22]   Chris D'Elia they now cover[6:54:24]   the ten topics[6:54:26]   so yes we come to them[6:54:28]   for their hilarious[6:54:30]   new take on abortion[6:54:32]   cancel culture[6:54:34]   of course[6:54:36]   what's the other big one?[6:54:38]   did R. Kelly[6:54:40]   okay maybe that was that[6:54:42]   so we all know this I mean just go to YouTube type in[6:54:44]   but I mean there's hundreds of examples[6:54:46]   hundreds every comedian[6:54:48]   thinks they need to give their say[6:54:50]   on Michael Jackson, R. Kelly[6:54:52]   COVID[6:54:54]   abortion[6:54:56]   what was the other big one that they all used to do[6:54:58]   here he is with his Michael Jackson joke[6:55:00]   that[6:55:02]   I swear[6:55:04]   every year that goes by they're talking about Michael[6:55:06]   Jackson more[6:55:08]   I thought this documentary was six years old[6:55:10]   or something[6:55:12]   why are we still talking about Michael Jackson[6:55:14]   and Dave Chappelle's special[6:55:16]   where he talked about it was like two years[6:55:18]   ago itself[6:55:20]   and they all do this[6:55:22]   it's almost like the comedian finds comfort[6:55:24]   in going up there and tackling[6:55:26]   the already easy[6:55:28]   and remember this was too edgy[6:55:30]   it's needed to be taken off Netflix[6:55:32]   let's hear some Michael Jackson stuff[6:55:34]   but yeah the whole special was[6:55:36]   I mean topic after topic[6:55:38]   was oh the topic of the day[6:55:40]   cool from two years ago[6:55:42]   here we go[6:55:44]   sleeping[6:55:46]   it's good to see him spiking end zones[6:55:48]   not cocktails though I will say that's an improvement[6:55:50]   for the Cosby's[6:55:52]   I mean come on Cosby[6:55:54]   every special[6:55:56]   so I'm looking at this viking twat[6:55:58]   and I'm just like[6:56:00]   I should be hating her[6:56:02]   but I'm actually so[6:56:04]   jealous[6:56:06]   because I wish I could walk around[6:56:08]   that oblivious[6:56:10]   to what a complete hypocrite I am[6:56:12]   I know I'm a hypocrite[6:56:14]   I got to deal with that shit[6:56:16]   every day[6:56:18]   that's taxing[6:56:20]   Michael Jackson comes on and I got to settle[6:56:22]   that debt[6:56:24]   I love the music[6:56:26]   but he touches toddlers[6:56:28]   right?[6:56:30]   I mean has this not been done[6:56:32]   wrapped up I mean[6:56:34]   my parents are doing these bits[6:56:36]   they're saying let me guess the rape was not that[6:56:38]   bad because it was Michael you guessed[6:56:40]   the entire thing[6:56:42]   I just can't believe we're still doing this[6:56:44]   but bro it's Michael Jackson[6:56:46]   man sorry[6:56:48]   and the bit is about how he'd let[6:56:50]   Michael Jordan blow him[6:56:52]   you've heard this one[6:56:54]   before[6:56:56]   like we know he does it[6:57:00]   wait a minute did some of y'all think[6:57:04]   how many of y'all think Michael Jackson did not[6:57:06]   touch those kids[6:57:08]   why would this excite a crowd[6:57:10]   of anybody I'd be like Michael[6:57:12]   Jackson's deaf no[6:57:14]   but I'm not half Mexican and stupid[6:57:16]   I mean they cut to the[6:57:18]   people you can see who the people are[6:57:20]   it's almost like every comedian has a huge[6:57:22]   group of people who have[6:57:24]   just never encountered[6:57:26]   anything else funny in their life[6:57:28]   and this is like their first time[6:57:30]   this is a big[6:57:32]   comedian fan type guy[6:57:34]   I even get guys like this[6:57:36]   coming over here once in a while and they go oh this is[6:57:38]   hateful they're really[6:57:40]   stupid they appear to be[6:57:42]   like you and me kind of but you[6:57:44]   could see in the eyes[6:57:46]   there's very little there[6:57:48]   and these are the guys going yo Andrew's the[6:57:50]   goat and they mean it with pure innocence[6:57:52]   they have no malice they're just[6:57:54]   too stupid to figure anything out[6:57:56]   there's a million of them look at this guy[6:57:58]   you think he fucking knows what's going[6:58:00]   on he can't get a grip on his life[6:58:02]   he don't fucking[6:58:04]   know he don't even know if he should hate his[6:58:06]   own race I'll[6:58:08]   let him know yeah but these guys see[6:58:10]   there's a lot of these guys look at these guys[6:58:12]   can you see him[6:58:14]   because[6:58:16]   it's the funniest thing they've ever heard[6:58:18]   sure the funny I[6:58:20]   always forget yeah this is the funniest thing[6:58:22]   they've ever heard[6:58:24]   let me see if I can pick out[6:58:26]   one more here do you want to do a game[6:58:28]   sure let's go to 30 minutes in[6:58:30]   and then I'll shout[6:58:32]   out one to pause and then we'll see if everyone[6:58:34]   can guess what's coming next[6:58:36]   okay so go to 30 minutes in[6:58:38]   right now[6:58:40]   and then you'll[6:58:42]   tell me when to pause yes and then we're[6:58:44]   going to ask what the chat thinks[6:58:46]   the bit is going to be about[6:58:48]   okay 30 minutes in let's see[6:58:50]   almost three years good[6:58:52]   shit he said almost[6:58:56]   what were you doing in the beginning[6:58:58]   yo[6:59:00]   you throwing that coochie around austin what's going[6:59:02]   on here[6:59:04]   oh you're engaged in everything[6:59:06]   oh congratulations[6:59:08]   you get married you guys move in together[6:59:10]   you learn a lot of shit I learned a lot of shit about my[6:59:12]   girl when we moved in together[6:59:14]   I learned she's a fucking psychopath[6:59:16]   pause pause pause okay[6:59:18]   why is his girl a psychopath[6:59:20]   yeah this is a great game to[6:59:22]   play with the guys[6:59:24]   haircut to me why is Andrew[6:59:26]   Schultz's girlfriend a psychopath[6:59:28]   and how about this[6:59:30]   $50 gift[6:59:32]   card to the person who guesses[6:59:34]   it first in the chat[6:59:36]   we'll let the delay catch up[6:59:38]   why is Andrew[6:59:40]   Schultz's girlfriend a psycho[6:59:42]   can you guess oh and you can't[6:59:44]   have watched this[6:59:46]   you gotta be honest[6:59:50]   so we'll wait[6:59:52]   I'm waiting I'm looking at the chat there's just a delay[6:59:54]   so you're just going to have to wait in[6:59:56]   pure silence[6:59:58]   I'll play this in the[7:00:00]   meantime[7:00:02]   happiness[7:00:04]   we'll have one more drink[7:00:08]   so[7:00:10]   you're watching the chat to see if[7:00:12]   anyone gets it[7:00:14]   ha ha ha[7:00:16]   check my repertoire it's a plane[7:00:18]   it's a guy[7:00:20]   the greatest rapper of them all[7:00:22]   puts my mirror on the wall[7:00:24]   nobody's getting it[7:00:26]   we both guessed it[7:00:28]   we both guessed it[7:00:30]   I thought this would be easy[7:00:32]   now you're making Alison look bad[7:00:34]   final[7:00:36]   final drink maybe[7:00:52]   go by the yacht huh?[7:00:54]   maybe we can get that[7:00:56]   you gotta play one more word I guess[7:00:58]   play a little bit more and see if that[7:01:00]   this is another hint so Andrew's I guess[7:01:02]   a genius comic[7:01:04]   okay I'll tell you when to pause this time[7:01:06]   for another hint okay here we go Andrew[7:01:08]   Schultz what could cause we both guessed[7:01:10]   it right when he said that[7:01:12]   word we both said it out loud[7:01:16]   but we watch a lot of these specials[7:01:18]   and we go to all the local[7:01:20]   comedy gatherings[7:01:22]   have you ever seen those two[7:01:24]   have you ever seen those two hooded figures[7:01:26]   in the back of your comedy show that's us[7:01:28]   and we're recording[7:01:30]   we've got a little one of the little[7:01:32]   funny recorders we're not using our phones[7:01:34]   you've told us no phones[7:01:36]   so we brought an old school recorder[7:01:38]   alright let's hear maybe we'll get more[7:01:40]   of a hint[7:01:42]   Andrew[7:01:50]   Pusha T[7:01:52]   Pusha T you are lucky they let you just[7:01:54]   rap about that same story over[7:01:56]   and over again in the same voice[7:01:58]   very lucky[7:02:00]   when will that run out when will Pusha T[7:02:02]   not be[7:02:04]   I like it still same I'm not[7:02:06]   when will we turn it on and go wait[7:02:08]   this again you don't move[7:02:10]   rocks[7:02:12]   you could barely stand up to Kanye[7:02:14]   when he's talking you go like this[7:02:16]   did you know[7:02:18]   listen to this story hold on cut to me[7:02:20]   Kanye West you want to hear the latest[7:02:22]   from him he was supposed to headline[7:02:24]   Rolling Loud right[7:02:26]   yes this weekend[7:02:28]   listen to this Kanye West this weekend[7:02:30]   headlining Rolling Loud[7:02:32]   for the last year they've been[7:02:34]   promoting this yes and they were like[7:02:36]   he's for sure coming[7:02:38]   they were like making fun of Coachella[7:02:40]   and Twitter when he dropped out[7:02:42]   so everybody bought a ticket[7:02:44]   to Rolling Loud thinking they're going to see Kanye[7:02:46]   West the day[7:02:48]   before the weekend comes[7:02:50]   I cancel[7:02:52]   I don't remember[7:02:54]   so what Kanye[7:02:56]   I can't believe people fall for this[7:02:58]   all of a sudden like when Kanye was feeling good[7:03:00]   six months ago he was booking like every summer[7:03:02]   festival and then the summer[7:03:04]   fest came and he's like oh I'm in my[7:03:06]   hiding phase right now[7:03:08]   there's no concert[7:03:10]   but Kanye you could be suited[7:03:12]   but I can't believe that people[7:03:14]   actually thought he was going to be there[7:03:16]   well listen to this he quit the concert[7:03:18]   and guess who they got to replace him[7:03:20]   Kid Cudi[7:03:22]   who's in a giant[7:03:24]   feud with Kanye right now[7:03:26]   I don't even know why this would be in[7:03:28]   Kid Cudi's best interest a bunch of screaming[7:03:30]   Kanye fans who probably hate him now[7:03:32]   there to[7:03:34]   harass him[7:03:36]   why would you take that spot that's crazy[7:03:38]   that's Kanye[7:03:40]   hopefully they throw stuff at him[7:03:42]   maybe there'll be a live stream we should watch[7:03:44]   that would be great[7:03:46]   maybe they'll boo him if you were planning[7:03:48]   on the Kanye West summer weekend[7:03:50]   of your life and it was Kid Cudi[7:03:52]   after they had a giant falling out and Kid Cudi[7:03:54]   said oh just so you know[7:03:56]   I do not work with Kanye anymore[7:03:58]   which he did[7:04:00]   wouldn't[7:04:02]   you want to[7:04:04]   harass and throw anything you could[7:04:06]   find at Kid Cudi at this very show[7:04:08]   I would[7:04:10]   I would be[7:04:12]   just livid I mean everybody[7:04:14]   at that show would suffer[7:04:16]   okay so let's go back to Andrew Schultz[7:04:18]   what could he be talking about[7:04:20]   comedy premise[7:04:22]   now remember these are[7:04:24]   standard comedy premises[7:04:26]   you've heard this one before many times[7:04:28]   well hold your hand[7:04:30]   why are girlfriends psychopaths[7:04:32]   what do girlfriends do[7:04:34]   that is so psycho[7:04:36]   let's hear[7:04:38]   focus on psycho[7:04:40]   what if girls are into[7:04:42]   that is so psycho[7:04:44]   hi[7:04:46]   hi[7:04:48]   sorry it's hard to rewind a bit[7:04:50]   how long you guys been together[7:04:52]   almost three years[7:04:54]   oh shit[7:04:56]   he said almost[7:04:58]   and by the way when you go see his stand up and you see him repeat[7:05:00]   the crowd work[7:05:02]   then the goat thing kind of falls apart[7:05:04]   when you go oh all the crowd work[7:05:06]   is the same the whole tour too[7:05:08]   eeeee[7:05:10]   you know that's[7:05:12]   where you start in I think this was a big mistake[7:05:14]   because again he[7:05:16]   forced every mother[7:05:18]   fucking fan that he's ever had[7:05:20]   to come see him on tour this year[7:05:22]   he forced them oh someone got it[7:05:24]   they got it Joe should I here[7:05:26]   yup let's play it[7:05:28]   we're gonna play it and then you can read it you know who won[7:05:30]   great we got a winner folks[7:05:32]   so we'll play the bit and I'm gonna pause[7:05:34]   it and then we'll read Joe's guess and then we'll see if[7:05:36]   he's right[7:05:38]   but he is right what were you doing[7:05:40]   in the beginning yo[7:05:42]   he's coming up this is gonna be epic[7:05:46]   but again he could have just seen it[7:05:48]   he could have just watched it right now[7:05:50]   downloaded it[7:05:52]   watched it[7:05:54]   50 dollar gift card minus 1892[7:05:56]   you still come out[7:05:58]   you still come out ahead[7:06:00]   even if you buy the[7:06:02]   special and guess[7:06:04]   you still come out 47[7:06:06]   here it comes[7:06:08]   you're engaged in everything[7:06:10]   congratulations[7:06:12]   you get married you guys move in together[7:06:14]   you learn a lot of shit I learned a lot of shit about my girl[7:06:16]   when we moved in together[7:06:18]   I learned she's a fucking psychopath[7:06:20]   fuck yeah[7:06:22]   just based on her Netflix queue[7:06:24]   I turned on her Netflix[7:06:26]   ok so what did the guy say[7:06:28]   he said true crime podcast[7:06:30]   not bitch be listening to crime pod[7:06:32]   oh the true crime[7:06:34]   huh the ladies are wild[7:06:36]   true crime[7:06:38]   what's next[7:06:40]   the gay dating[7:06:42]   j date[7:06:44]   slender[7:06:46]   what's next[7:06:48]   what other comedy[7:06:50]   well that's tough it's tough but they get it now[7:06:52]   they get it now[7:06:54]   but isn't this every[7:06:56]   special we watch[7:06:58]   from the last 7 years with these dipshits[7:07:00]   it's the same[7:07:02]   10 jokes[7:07:04]   just their slightly[7:07:06]   different take meaning that[7:07:08]   they've redone[7:07:10]   their favorite comedians bit[7:07:12]   their way I mean it really[7:07:14]   is something else how come[7:07:16]   nobody accuses these people of stealing[7:07:18]   anymore you know how many[7:07:20]   comedians get to do the[7:07:22]   same Michael Jackson joke[7:07:24]   over the last 6 years[7:07:26]   has done like a 30 minute thing about how he's like[7:07:28]   these girls are crazy they watch all these[7:07:30]   documentaries[7:07:32]   and yes everything they're saying[7:07:34]   everything they're saying[7:07:36]   has been on 100 podcasts[7:07:38]   over the last 10 years[7:07:40]   we've heard it all[7:07:42]   so their stand up they think it's[7:07:44]   good enough yo bro[7:07:46]   you know all that stuff that I said[7:07:48]   on my podcast and that you've heard[7:07:50]   on every other podcast well at the[7:07:52]   end of the year I[7:07:54]   recap it[7:07:56]   for $200[7:07:58]   a seat[7:08:00]   and you guys go nuts to[7:08:02]   hear the recap you know[7:08:04]   most of stand up comedies you look it over[7:08:06]   at the guy next to you and go this is the first time I've heard[7:08:08]   something like this in public with you[7:08:10]   hahaha that's all it[7:08:12]   is it's a disgrace[7:08:14]   and how long are we[7:08:16]   going to let this happen here is true crime[7:08:18]   true crime every type of serial killer[7:08:20]   documentary you can imagine[7:08:22]   there's a guy who kills nuns guy who kills[7:08:24]   hookers guy who kills kids cooking[7:08:26]   show who watches[7:08:28]   who watches I feel hack[7:08:30]   exposing some[7:08:32]   bull like this I feel like Brandon[7:08:34]   Wardell going oh look what[7:08:36]   they're doing this[7:08:38]   is beneath me for you[7:08:40]   to do this material[7:08:42]   do you understand you need[7:08:44]   to elevate yourself son[7:08:46]   for red bars sake[7:08:48]   6 hours of serial killers and then[7:08:50]   British Bake Off to wash it down[7:08:52]   down[7:08:54]   how many of you ladies in here enjoy serial[7:08:56]   killer shows[7:08:58]   we know this[7:09:00]   you didn't come up with this[7:09:02]   bro you[7:09:04]   certainly didn't come[7:09:06]   up with this and[7:09:08]   you know this[7:09:10]   I mean really we've been hearing about[7:09:12]   this for the last 20 years[7:09:14]   with this serial killer[7:09:16]   thing with the women it's not your[7:09:18]   bit give[7:09:20]   the money back[7:09:22]   and doesn't your beautiful new wife[7:09:24]   that you just married have anything more[7:09:26]   interesting to her than just the same[7:09:28]   thing that everybody else's wife already[7:09:30]   has there's not one thing you can think[7:09:32]   exactly that's how you've relegated[7:09:34]   your wife to yo my wife[7:09:36]   psycho bro[7:09:38]   cool that's really nice can she be psycho[7:09:40]   for a more unique reason exactly[7:09:42]   just about her than the same thing[7:09:44]   everyone else's wife does I'm starting[7:09:46]   to putter up we're gonna go to 105[7:09:48]   I want you to hear[7:09:50]   this black voice and then I want to turn to[7:09:52]   a button because something serious is happening[7:09:56]   the black community[7:09:58]   is not amused with[7:10:00]   Rachel Schultz[7:10:02]   let's hear this let's just get a taste[7:10:04]   of his black voice he got more blackity[7:10:06]   throughout the special[7:10:08]   by farting in front of me like that that's disgusting[7:10:10]   that sound comes out[7:10:12]   of your pussy after sex I got my hand to[7:10:14]   my ear like Hulk Hogan like let her rip[7:10:16]   baby[7:10:18]   I'm waiting for it when my[7:10:20]   girl gets off the bed after sex I'm waiting[7:10:22]   for the propeller to start spinning[7:10:24]   he switches between like Italian[7:10:26]   and black guy[7:10:28]   very fluently yo bro[7:10:30]   I mean it's like the corniest thing[7:10:32]   in the world when I start[7:10:34]   selling me my girl starts[7:10:36]   spinning[7:10:38]   some would say that's black voice[7:10:40]   some[7:10:42]   would say this is black voice[7:10:44]   ways you hear what Joe Budden[7:10:46]   has to say[7:10:48]   Joe Budden who is very[7:10:50]   abusive he's kicked out all those co-hosts[7:10:52]   he's a sick man[7:10:54]   but I agree with him[7:11:00]   you're fighting over my gift[7:11:02]   no fighting[7:11:04]   over gift cards in front of host[7:11:06]   and staff[7:11:08]   you're fighting[7:11:10]   you didn't already get a shirt[7:11:12]   stupid[7:11:14]   buy the shirts[7:11:16]   more contests to come[7:11:18]   I'll buy a new light[7:11:20]   with the money[7:11:22]   alright listen to this[7:11:24]   this is blackity stuff[7:11:26]   she takes two steps[7:11:28]   and just[7:11:30]   whoa[7:11:32]   oh babe you taking a flight[7:11:34]   you going to the Bahamas[7:11:36]   or something[7:11:38]   I know you're not going to the first[7:11:40]   if you've ever seen black stand up comedy this is what it is[7:11:42]   I mean he's channeling[7:11:44]   his black heroes in[7:11:46]   comedy[7:11:48]   the nominees[7:11:54]   it's the same thing with squirting we know as[7:11:56]   P ladies we're not stupid[7:11:58]   squirting is P[7:12:00]   that's a good one I never heard that one before[7:12:02]   even Brian Redband[7:12:04]   Brian Redband must be sitting like this watching every special[7:12:06]   those are all my[7:12:08]   observations from 2002[7:12:10]   dolphins[7:12:12]   fuck people[7:12:14]   squirting is P[7:12:16]   every comic steals my jokes[7:12:20]   Chula came by you look[7:12:22]   did he really[7:12:24]   look he's right there[7:12:26]   Chula[7:12:28]   can't hear a thing[7:12:30]   come here[7:12:32]   do you think that this is just a normal day[7:12:34]   oh god[7:12:36]   you can see him[7:12:38]   he's 17[7:12:40]   it's getting scary[7:12:42]   you ever dealt with a 17 year old dog[7:12:44]   they're so rebellious[7:12:46]   all they want to do is party and drink[7:12:48]   your beer[7:12:50]   they stole every day they steal[7:12:52]   my money twenties[7:12:56]   ok so he's black right[7:12:58]   watch this Joe Budden[7:13:00]   don't like his black and he's[7:13:02]   so the black community[7:13:04]   is kind of picking up you know[7:13:06]   did a lot of nasty stuff with[7:13:08]   Charlemagne the god[7:13:10]   isn't that amazing[7:13:12]   Charlemagne is the person who insulted[7:13:14]   Kanye on the breakfast[7:13:16]   club to the degree where[7:13:18]   I could never[7:13:20]   never[7:13:22]   forgive Charlemagne[7:13:24]   and Charlemagne and Andrew[7:13:26]   Schultz were best friends they did that show together[7:13:28]   the brilliant idiots[7:13:32]   let's watch this let's watch[7:13:34]   Joe Budden[7:13:36]   talk about[7:13:38]   where can I find this by the way[7:13:40]   oh sorry I'll pull it up for you[7:13:42]   no I got it[7:13:44]   look at this this is going to be eye opening[7:13:46]   what's good team rookie nigga[7:13:48]   get my bag[7:13:50]   that looked like a lot[7:13:52]   to catch that little ass water bottle[7:13:54]   listen[7:13:56]   I was shocked bro[7:13:58]   I got to watch three now[7:14:00]   I've only seen one[7:14:02]   and them dogs[7:14:04]   oh cut to the TV[7:14:06]   we'll talk them dogs[7:14:08]   that's another reason the show is great[7:14:10]   anyway[7:14:12]   listen[7:14:14]   anything else of major importance[7:14:16]   before we get out of here[7:14:18]   I mean on the hills of[7:14:20]   some of the unfortunate stuff[7:14:22]   racial shit[7:14:24]   racial undertones your man Andrew Schultz[7:14:26]   that you love so much[7:14:28]   my man[7:14:30]   I saw[7:14:32]   a clip of him talking about[7:14:34]   Juneteenth and the shit was kind of[7:14:36]   disturbing[7:14:38]   what's Juneteenth Jules[7:14:40]   I really don't know[7:14:42]   the day the slaves were freed I think[7:14:44]   I'm not from America I'm sorry[7:14:46]   we don't have slaves where I'm from[7:14:48]   the slaves were all freed on the[7:14:50]   same day[7:14:52]   yikes[7:14:54]   earthquake did it feel like there was an earthquake[7:14:56]   the[7:14:58]   the slaves were all freed on the same day[7:15:00]   I hope that's true[7:15:02]   were you able to go outside or did you have to wait till the smell went down[7:15:04]   yikes[7:15:06]   does anyone talk about what most of that[7:15:08]   day must have been like[7:15:10]   so I don't care I don't know about any of that[7:15:12]   I don't follow this but I guess[7:15:14]   it's a new holiday as of last year so[7:15:16]   for those of you who don't know[7:15:18]   if you're a black person and you see Andrew Schultz[7:15:20]   butting up like black people they really don't know[7:15:22]   what's going on[7:15:24]   they see like[7:15:26]   black people confuse Joe Rogan with[7:15:28]   like the same thing as like[7:15:30]   Nick Fuentes type of guy[7:15:32]   you know what I mean like[7:15:34]   some people just don't understand like[7:15:36]   who cause there's subtleties like the guys who think[7:15:38]   that Joe Rogan is like a real alt right[7:15:40]   guy not just like a dumb idiot[7:15:42]   old man so[7:15:44]   to some people[7:15:46]   Joe Rogan and Andrew[7:15:48]   Schultz and these people are like the alt right[7:15:50]   to some[7:15:52]   people if you hang out with[7:15:54]   Alex Jones for even two seconds[7:15:56]   you're like a Nazi[7:15:58]   they don't know[7:16:00]   there's confusion in the air[7:16:02]   but I love seeing this[7:16:04]   some black people think[7:16:06]   Andrew Schultz because of[7:16:08]   maybe the COVID denial[7:16:10]   stuff that he sided with Rogan[7:16:12]   I'm gonna tell you what they didn't like[7:16:14]   so here's why black people[7:16:16]   are suspicious of Schultz[7:16:18]   I saw a clip of him talking about[7:16:20]   Juneteenth the shit was kinda[7:16:22]   disturbing[7:16:24]   you guys know what Juneteenth is?[7:16:26]   it's a federal holiday okay we're celebrating[7:16:28]   the end of slavery[7:16:30]   see in Andrew[7:16:32]   Schultz's air headed attempt[7:16:34]   to be anti-PC[7:16:36]   he doesn't realize[7:16:38]   that he's stepping on the toes of a lot[7:16:40]   of out of it black[7:16:42]   people who don't really[7:16:44]   understand in this free speech[7:16:46]   movement why he said I'm so mad that[7:16:48]   Gavin McKinnis, Anthony Cooney and[7:16:50]   Josh Denny have latched[7:16:52]   on to this free speech thing is because[7:16:54]   free speech movements[7:16:56]   sound a little KKK[7:16:58]   nowadays[7:17:00]   so because Andrew Schultz's[7:17:02]   free speech it's got these black[7:17:04]   guys who are confused to[7:17:06]   begin with because he's free speech[7:17:08]   they're all confused going free speech[7:17:10]   that's like pitchfork[7:17:12]   shit[7:17:14]   like they don't know[7:17:16]   you know it's a big mess[7:17:18]   that's just why you can't do this stuff[7:17:20]   so now Andrew Schultz[7:17:22]   in his anti-PC is probably like[7:17:24]   anti-trans and that kinda[7:17:26]   spills over now cause now you got this[7:17:28]   anti-trans audience now they wanna hear about[7:17:30]   some more anti stuff so[7:17:32]   they're also anti-Juneteenth and maybe[7:17:34]   there are some black people out there who[7:17:36]   anti-Juneteenth[7:17:38]   then you anti me[7:17:40]   mama doo doo be doo la doo doo be doo la doo[7:17:42]   mama mama doo that's a digital version[7:17:44]   of a glitch something[7:17:46]   doo be doo la doo be doo la doo mama mama be[7:17:52]   aw naw he said Juneteenth[7:17:54]   that's right see some black[7:17:56]   guys don't even know the difference between saying[7:17:58]   Juneteenth and having a problem[7:18:00]   with Juneteenth they don't[7:18:02]   no they don't have time they're watching[7:18:04]   Adam 22 for news[7:18:06]   they don't[7:18:08]   know what's happening[7:18:10]   so you can't blame them[7:18:12]   Andrew Schultz jumped[7:18:14]   down to the hip hop scene remember the breakfast[7:18:16]   club Charlemagne the God that's how Andrew[7:18:18]   Schultz built his empire[7:18:20]   on the backs[7:18:22]   of confused black people[7:18:24]   who said[7:18:26]   alright you the only white boy[7:18:28]   you the only white boy okay[7:18:30]   you the daddy and then he's[7:18:32]   the next day behind the back Juneteenth[7:18:34]   is so fucked up dude[7:18:36]   like Rowan[7:18:38]   shut the fuck up[7:18:40]   and they're like nah[7:18:42]   I mean who can blame them[7:18:44]   who can blame the blacks[7:18:46]   he did use them[7:18:48]   okay let's see[7:18:52]   this is the first year[7:18:54]   so they didn't attach a sale to it yet[7:18:56]   but you know we're American[7:18:58]   you know what I mean within five[7:19:00]   years there will be Juneteenth sales guaranteed[7:19:02]   every store[7:19:04]   three fifths off every item[7:19:06]   oh[7:19:12]   and what the black people are mad at[7:19:14]   by the way that was[7:19:16]   special audio[7:19:18]   curated[7:19:20]   curated for loud[7:19:22]   sound[7:19:30]   I forgot I did[7:19:32]   I forgot wait maybe if I rewind it[7:19:34]   oh my god[7:19:36]   remember wait till you see the song[7:19:38]   I'm attempting at the end of this[7:19:40]   every store three fifths off[7:19:42]   every item[7:19:52]   except the cotton swabs[7:19:54]   there's some black people up there[7:19:56]   like how is that a joke[7:19:58]   who talked[7:20:00]   I mean that's what we're dealing[7:20:02]   with and you have to understand[7:20:04]   they don't get like sometimes they just[7:20:06]   don't get[7:20:08]   that you know what I mean[7:20:10]   there are a lot of black people out there that[7:20:12]   don't get why that's a[7:20:14]   acceptable joke from a white[7:20:16]   guy right they just don't get[7:20:18]   it there's nothing funny about that to them[7:20:20]   to me[7:20:22]   what Andrew Schultz is forgetting[7:20:24]   is that[7:20:26]   the only reason this is even coming out of his mouth[7:20:28]   is to pander[7:20:30]   to this hack need[7:20:32]   free speech thing that he's doing[7:20:34]   not even realizing that maybe[7:20:36]   it was a footstep too deep[7:20:38]   for his homies[7:20:40]   you know what I mean[7:20:42]   but the thing that makes it so[7:20:44]   great is that Andrew Schultz[7:20:46]   got into this mess[7:20:48]   not because he had something to say[7:20:50]   but because he had something[7:20:52]   hack to say[7:20:54]   okay lesson learned[7:20:56]   an extra for the card swap[7:20:58]   new job new job[7:21:28]   I don't know why the world ain't in uproar[7:21:30]   that sounds like something I would say[7:21:32]   that's we should change the name of this show[7:21:34]   why the world ain't in uproar[7:21:36]   does this guy[7:21:38]   do you know anything about this guy?[7:21:40]   does he know like is he friends with Schultz[7:21:42]   or does he know him or is he just seeing this clip[7:21:44]   well they all know Schultz from the hip hop scene[7:21:46]   and they're not too happy with him[7:21:48]   Joe Budden fired his two co-hosts because they wanted[7:21:50]   a pay raise and replaced him with the dusty[7:21:52]   ass most[7:21:54]   negative[7:21:56]   depressed[7:21:58]   dusty ass[7:22:00]   yeah these guys are negative[7:22:02]   I don't know why[7:22:04]   guys even talking[7:22:06]   and you're like even Joe Budden's like[7:22:08]   damn[7:22:10]   you guys are strict[7:22:12]   that's like us sitting on there[7:22:14]   talking about some holocaust[7:22:16]   shit and making jokes of it[7:22:18]   and people lost their life it's the biggest[7:22:20]   travesty in the history of the world[7:22:22]   it's slavery that we know of[7:22:24]   and I don't see how they could just rock out[7:22:26]   with that like that's cool[7:22:28]   anything I say about him[7:22:30]   people will just say that I don't like him[7:22:32]   or something but[7:22:34]   this has been my point[7:22:36]   see that's why why is everybody afraid[7:22:38]   to be like I do not like him[7:22:40]   here's some reasons[7:22:42]   and some reaches[7:22:44]   why why is that not good enough[7:22:46]   why does everybody need to be so[7:22:48]   oh it's all accurate[7:22:50]   doesn't have to be accurate just hate him[7:22:52]   well we should[7:22:54]   use facial recognition software[7:22:56]   to find every person from Schultz's[7:22:58]   audience and report them to their boss[7:23:00]   that's what we're gonna do today[7:23:02]   we're going to go to[7:23:04]   every person that's[7:23:06]   ever attended a Schultz show we're gonna send this[7:23:08]   tape and go look what he's done to the blacks[7:23:12]   yep and your[7:23:14]   employer was caught[7:23:16]   laughing like a hyena[7:23:18]   to anti-black[7:23:20]   juneteenth[7:23:22]   joke[7:23:26]   we're calling all your employees[7:23:28]   if you've been to an Andrew Schultz show[7:23:30]   and they'll believe it[7:23:32]   yo dude bro don't call my[7:23:34]   boss don't call[7:23:36]   we're calling your boss[7:23:38]   we're calling every Andrew Schultz's fans[7:23:40]   boss and reporting you for racist[7:23:42]   undeniable have you seen[7:23:44]   what happened to bodega bro[7:23:46]   he was fired immediately for doing[7:23:48]   nothing[7:23:50]   all the boss needs now[7:23:52]   is somebody going[7:23:54]   that's fine we will fire him[7:23:56]   that's all they need[7:23:58]   yeah you get what I'm saying[7:24:00]   he talks about the sale[7:24:02]   oh we're gonna have a sale[7:24:04]   and it's gonna be three fifths off[7:24:06]   so you know historically[7:24:08]   he did that too[7:24:10]   yo we're gonna have a sales three fifths off[7:24:12]   and meanwhile[7:24:14]   I hope he's actually of the sale[7:24:16]   I'm telling you if you hang out[7:24:18]   with homies all the time[7:24:20]   and then you're like[7:24:22]   behind their back making a bunch of slavery[7:24:24]   jokes that you never made to their face[7:24:26]   like when he's on the show[7:24:28]   that's why I asked if this guy knows Schultz[7:24:30]   well yes everyone[7:24:32]   let me tell you that[7:24:34]   the entire New York[7:24:36]   everyone in Staten Island knows Schultz[7:24:38]   bro sneaker shopping[7:24:40]   Schultz was[7:24:42]   Charlemagne's guy[7:24:44]   Charlemagne brought Schultz[7:24:46]   into this New Jersey[7:24:48]   New York Staten Island black people[7:24:50]   universe the breakfast club is the[7:24:52]   BET of the east coast[7:24:54]   and Schultz[7:24:56]   never did any of this type of humor[7:24:58]   on his shows with Charlemagne[7:25:00]   or when he gobbled up[7:25:02]   the black audience on[7:25:04]   his appearances on the breakfast club[7:25:06]   he never did any of this humor[7:25:08]   so they fall in love with him as[7:25:10]   oh man this guy's on our side[7:25:12]   and then cut to now he's hanging out with[7:25:14]   Rogan[7:25:16]   and he's on stage[7:25:18]   mocking and laughing[7:25:20]   about our slavery incident[7:25:22]   which would be fine[7:25:24]   maybe if he[7:25:26]   but he kissed our ass[7:25:28]   for years[7:25:30]   and we feel that he's[7:25:32]   used us as stepstools[7:25:34]   that's what they're saying[7:25:36]   and you must listen to the[7:25:38]   black man's plea I mean this guy[7:25:40]   is serious and he's barely black[7:25:42]   he's Mexican[7:25:44]   to me[7:25:46]   so let's hear some more[7:25:48]   in the slavery days[7:25:50]   it was a beef[7:25:52]   going on so it was a beef going on[7:25:54]   against slavery owners paying taxes[7:25:56]   versus slavery[7:25:58]   owners claiming people[7:26:00]   so for tax purposes[7:26:02]   they would claim slaves as[7:26:04]   property or machinery[7:26:06]   to get the tax breaks[7:26:08]   they wanted to vote[7:26:10]   and again just like Adam[7:26:12]   McIntyre[7:26:14]   our enemies[7:26:16]   yes they're racist they're homophobes[7:26:18]   do you understand[7:26:20]   this is what you do to them[7:26:22]   you get them caught up in these[7:26:24]   predicaments you don't[7:26:26]   side with oh but Mike[7:26:28]   we're trying to stop that not here[7:26:30]   we're trying to start that here[7:26:32]   just like Adam I'm the Adam[7:26:34]   McIntyre[7:26:36]   podcasting[7:26:38]   and so another thing was they would have voting power[7:26:40]   so they would claim them as people[7:26:42]   right so it got to a point where[7:26:44]   you can't be on both sides of the argument[7:26:46]   they can't be property[7:26:48]   and chattel to serve your purpose[7:26:50]   and then they can't be[7:26:52]   people to serve your purpose so[7:26:54]   what they did was make slaves three fifths[7:26:56]   Joe goes in on Schultz soon right[7:26:58]   happy compromise[7:27:00]   you understand what I'm saying[7:27:02]   happy compromise but I mean[7:27:04]   the people that were beefing[7:27:06]   so for him to make the joke like[7:27:08]   yo the sale is gonna be three fifths[7:27:10]   off[7:27:12]   except for the cotton swabs[7:27:14]   my nigga[7:27:16]   see they're mad at the hackery[7:27:18]   they're mad at[7:27:20]   really that's what you're doing that's like what[7:27:22]   Josh Denny[7:27:24]   says to us[7:27:26]   that's what like the actual[7:27:28]   you know what I mean it gets[7:27:30]   you get to this point where you're going[7:27:32]   that[7:27:34]   that's your joke[7:27:36]   your big artistic creation[7:27:38]   that you must[7:27:40]   uphold that's kind of why they're[7:27:42]   complaining now listen[7:27:44]   I believe in the[7:27:46]   very dumbest[7:27:48]   stereotype could be[7:27:50]   and most[7:27:52]   usually is the[7:27:54]   funniest[7:27:56]   so that's[7:27:58]   where I'm not gonna explain it anymore[7:28:00]   that's where I find funny[7:28:02]   look at this black guy[7:28:04]   whoa is he late to his job[7:28:06]   probably[7:28:08]   probably needs to[7:28:10]   borrow some credit right[7:28:12]   he's got zilch[7:28:14]   in his accounts[7:28:16]   that to me is almost hilarious[7:28:18]   but Schultz is actually doing it as if[7:28:20]   it's contemporary[7:28:24]   good art and then you're cutting[7:28:26]   to the audience and then these black people are[7:28:28]   in the audience of these guys[7:28:30]   laughing it up about[7:28:32]   their society[7:28:34]   I mean I could see[7:28:36]   I could see someone says the[7:28:38]   three fifth sales joke has been posted[7:28:40]   all over the internet since last year[7:28:42]   hack that's what we should be[7:28:44]   mad at you know[7:28:46]   never protect a free speecher[7:28:48]   who's being hack[7:28:50]   okay they're hurting free[7:28:52]   speech with this bull if Schultz[7:28:54]   was funny and did some black jokes that were[7:28:56]   funny he would[7:28:58]   help free speech cause then the blacks[7:29:00]   would go pretty funny[7:29:02]   oh I see okay it's fine[7:29:04]   but no[7:29:06]   they do the hackiest jokes[7:29:08]   making the blacks the maddest[7:29:10]   because at the very least[7:29:12]   the blacks kinda want you to be a bit more[7:29:14]   creative if you're gonna talk about how much their[7:29:16]   race is duty[7:29:18]   e right[7:29:20]   okay let's see what Joe finally[7:29:22]   says he's a little scared to go at Andrew[7:29:24]   Schultz no one[7:29:26]   needs to be as scared of Andrew Schultz by the way[7:29:28]   he is so easy[7:29:30]   seriously[7:29:32]   it's like fighting[7:29:34]   my dog you go like this[7:29:36]   for days[7:29:40]   I don't get nothing about it[7:29:42]   and nobody won't say nothing about it[7:29:44]   like that's crazy to me some good offensive[7:29:46]   comedy is good to me that's not good offensive comedy[7:29:48]   that's just offensive[7:29:50]   I agree with you and again[7:29:52]   I'm telling you people don't get offended[7:29:54]   unless they hate the guy[7:29:56]   if you don't hate the guy[7:29:58]   these guys don't have they're not gonna say that[7:30:00]   yes they're hypocrites[7:30:02]   yes they're terrible they don't know they don't got the time[7:30:04]   it's so true like if you hear[7:30:06]   like Denny[7:30:08]   saying something about women you're like[7:30:10]   fucking Terry[7:30:12]   so that's what it is like these guys[7:30:14]   know they see Schultz[7:30:16]   they hate him[7:30:18]   so that's where all this woke[7:30:20]   stuff comes from it's because[7:30:22]   they want to articulate[7:30:24]   how much they hate this guy[7:30:26]   but they feel so[7:30:28]   pressured by society that they have to use[7:30:30]   legit reasons[7:30:32]   when they don't you're allowed to just hate[7:30:34]   you're allowed[7:30:36]   you can't say[7:30:38]   nothing about other marginalized groups of people[7:30:40]   but with us it'd be kind of free[7:30:42]   unless one of us does it that's nuts to[7:30:44]   me what y'all thought he was about to get on[7:30:46]   once you started all that right wing pandering[7:30:48]   right wing pandering[7:30:50]   and this is true I've seen him do it[7:30:52]   come on we've all[7:30:54]   seen it[7:30:56]   you know and I really[7:30:58]   I haven't heard any complaints but I hope we're not[7:31:02]   upsetting anybody[7:31:04]   but yeah all this right it is[7:31:06]   panderment I've been showing you[7:31:08]   it's step by step since it's been happening[7:31:10]   you can't just[7:31:12]   pretend to like that because[7:31:14]   you hate the other side[7:31:16]   you have to hate them both you just have to[7:31:20]   I'm not familiar with him[7:31:22]   you know what I'm saying like somebody sent me that[7:31:24]   and was like yo this shit is disgusting[7:31:26]   y'all should discuss this how long have we been on[7:31:28]   just to remind them I'm doing fine by[7:31:30]   the way 7 30[7:31:32]   7 30 our[7:31:34]   longest show to date cut[7:31:36]   to me cut to me[7:31:38]   7 30 I've got[7:31:40]   some exciting announcements my health is doing[7:31:42]   so much better[7:31:44]   so much better like I've never thought[7:31:46]   I would be here I'm wearing[7:31:48]   pants[7:31:50]   the other day I was able to wear pants[7:31:52]   for the first time in years[7:31:54]   it felt amazing I looked so[7:31:56]   cool I was wearing pants[7:31:58]   I was in so much pain that putting on pants[7:32:00]   was just too much I[7:32:02]   could wear pants I could drive now[7:32:04]   I'm healing[7:32:06]   but I know[7:32:08]   that I will be back in that hell[7:32:10]   don't say that I know it's[7:32:12]   coming you can't curse yourself[7:32:14]   with that but I wanted to let everybody know[7:32:16]   this is the best I've been in[7:32:18]   two years this was this is[7:32:20]   better than I've been before we when[7:32:22]   we left you a year[7:32:24]   ago I know definitely[7:32:26]   so it's really amazing[7:32:28]   I can't tell you what I[7:32:30]   the only change[7:32:32]   that I really made[7:32:34]   is something that you[7:32:36]   wouldn't believe me on[7:32:38]   you would think it was an ad so I can't[7:32:40]   tell you but there is[7:32:42]   a product that I've been using[7:32:44]   that I swear[7:32:46]   made me better[7:32:48]   I cannot say it for sure so I'm gonna[7:32:50]   tell you what it is no you can't just let me[7:32:52]   I don't think the product[7:32:54]   I've been using[7:32:56]   that makes me feel a lot better[7:32:58]   and since I switched to[7:33:00]   these I felt a lot[7:33:02]   better but it is a podcaster[7:33:04]   product so I'm embarrassed but I'll tell you[7:33:06]   what it is[7:33:08]   it is thick[7:33:10]   boy production shorts[7:33:14]   I feel amazing thick[7:33:16]   boy production from Brandon Shaw it's embarrassing[7:33:18]   but his shorts I[7:33:20]   and now I'm wearing pants[7:33:22]   after only two weeks of[7:33:24]   wearing his shorts[7:33:28]   gotcha[7:33:30]   gotcha[7:33:32]   wow I'm hearing some heavy[7:33:34]   are there shooters outside[7:33:36]   someone attacking us right now[7:33:38]   let's finish this up cause that bass is too heavy[7:33:40]   and I gotta do my[7:33:42]   ending shot[7:33:44]   just the fact that you could get up there like just[7:33:46]   cavalier and say that shit is crazy[7:33:48]   comfortable enough to make that joke and haha[7:33:50]   he like[7:33:52]   say a lot yo dawg we on the podcast[7:33:54]   blanking out female[7:33:56]   somebody is outside our place[7:33:58]   for fear of being fucking cancelled[7:34:00]   this motherfucking[7:34:02]   that's just a different level[7:34:04]   of arrogance[7:34:06]   do I gotta go outside and tell them to turn down[7:34:08]   somebody is outside with the biggest system[7:34:10]   I've ever seen[7:34:12]   yeah what if it's sound triple E holding a giant[7:34:14]   boom box[7:34:16]   that does sound like tears in heaven[7:34:18]   if it was had like four twelves[7:34:20]   boom[7:34:22]   boom boom[7:34:24]   can people hear those low frequencies[7:34:26]   I mean the whole place is rumbling[7:34:28]   it sounds like they've put subwoofers surrounding[7:34:30]   we're surrounded by subs[7:34:34]   can they stop[7:34:38]   put us to break[7:34:40]   put us to break real quick[7:34:42]   and just leave the mic on[7:34:46]   hold on a sec[7:34:50]   I gotta go take care of something[7:35:00]   I'll be right back[7:35:04]   did it sound good I can't hear[7:35:06]   I'll be right back[7:35:18]   you get that[7:35:20]   ok I'm not really gonna be right back[7:35:22]   I am gonna be right back[7:35:24]   that's killing me[7:35:30]   feels kinda nice to walk around this whole place[7:35:32]   if they could only see[7:35:34]   what area I'm in[7:35:36]   hold on a second[7:35:38]   we gotta get that bass[7:35:40]   to stop they can't hear that but it's[7:35:42]   going through my body[7:35:44]   can you guys hear it at all[7:35:48]   can they hear the bass[7:35:50]   nobody said they could hear it so it's probably[7:35:52]   fine I know ok how much[7:35:54]   you could take me back[7:35:56]   it's bothering me though it's driving[7:35:58]   me nuts and I can't believe some[7:36:00]   animal some savage[7:36:02]   and it's a white guy[7:36:04]   by the way when you live here all the[7:36:06]   worst people are white[7:36:10]   so that's why I'm[7:36:12]   starting to hate whites more now[7:36:14]   alright let's hear Joe's[7:36:16]   final word on chalts[7:36:18]   and then we're gonna end with the performance of a[7:36:20]   lifetime boy is this gonna be[7:36:22]   tough[7:36:24]   again[7:36:26]   I don't be mad at the[7:36:28]   white people that get off on this type[7:36:30]   of shit I'd be mad at the white people that get[7:36:32]   off on this type of shit that use black people as an[7:36:34]   entryway[7:36:36]   the white people wasn't fucking with[7:36:38]   Charles[7:36:40]   I don't mind fucking with no fucking Charles[7:36:42]   name was a failure[7:36:44]   I'm just gonna call a spade a spade[7:36:46]   it was a lacking of failure[7:36:48]   coddled up with Charlamagne and some other[7:36:50]   niggas[7:36:52]   listen man[7:36:54]   that's what my eyes[7:36:56]   this is nasty[7:36:58]   this is disgusting[7:37:00]   I have a problem with you doing that[7:37:02]   you hear that Charles[7:37:04]   and he don't want that believe me[7:37:06]   Charles looks at himself as like that dude[7:37:08]   from the Dave Chappelle show[7:37:10]   who we have a problem with his brother[7:37:12]   Neil Brennan[7:37:14]   can we[7:37:16]   guys stop giving Kevin Brennan the time[7:37:18]   of day[7:37:20]   what's so funny[7:37:22]   just nothing[7:37:24]   this is serious[7:37:26]   Kevin Brennan[7:37:28]   Andrew Schultz fancies himself[7:37:30]   like the king of the blacks like the one white[7:37:32]   boy who's allowed with the blacks[7:37:34]   and I'm sure this is[7:37:36]   crushing him to here right[7:37:38]   don't you think[7:37:40]   after saying some shit like that that's not funny[7:37:42]   and again I'm mad liberal when it comes[7:37:44]   to comedy that's offensive[7:37:46]   you know what I mean[7:37:48]   and not particularly funny[7:37:50]   I mean to some people[7:37:52]   I said to this guy[7:37:54]   what cha hoy[7:37:56]   in our chat just said[7:37:58]   you're lucky I don't have a stream[7:38:00]   deck to pull up your twitch[7:38:02]   chats on screen[7:38:04]   I don't have merch technology[7:38:06]   I don't have a thing where[7:38:08]   Ethan Ralph comes in with a bunch[7:38:10]   of sounds[7:38:12]   but if they saw[7:38:14]   if these three on my screen[7:38:16]   saw what this guy just said[7:38:18]   from cha hoy[7:38:20]   cha hoy[7:38:22]   I can't even repeat that[7:38:24]   do people in the chat know what I'm talking about[7:38:26]   cha hoy[7:38:28]   you wanna hear what he says[7:38:30]   no[7:38:32]   you gotta be there you gotta be there for the live[7:38:34]   shows redbarradio.net[7:38:36]   slash scars club[7:38:38]   to see what cha[7:38:40]   hoy[7:38:42]   had to say in front of[7:38:44]   them on June 13th[7:38:46]   unbelievable[7:38:48]   alright let's wrap this up and then the performance[7:38:50]   of a lifetime very[7:38:52]   nervous about this one[7:38:54]   I guess too racist[7:38:56]   it was clever[7:38:58]   but I just think that you should know better[7:39:00]   in these days and times than saying[7:39:02]   that it's like saying a funny joke about[7:39:04]   some other[7:39:06]   groups[7:39:08]   it's like saying a funny joke about some other groups[7:39:10]   that's the problem[7:39:12]   that's the problem[7:39:14]   he shouldn't have been able to[7:39:16]   he shouldn't have been able to feel like that[7:39:18]   considering you've always been around us[7:39:20]   I mean he probably would have also made[7:39:22]   a holocaust joke to be fair[7:39:24]   so there it is[7:39:26]   the black community hates you[7:39:28]   Andrew Schultz we're gonna take a break[7:39:30]   when we come back it's gonna cut to the[7:39:32]   TV shot[7:39:34]   and then the performance[7:39:36]   of a lifetime[7:39:38]   this one is not fleshed[7:39:40]   out so but I think you're gonna[7:39:42]   really like it we're gonna set that up for you right[7:39:44]   now let's get some background[7:39:46]   this is Andrew Schultz starter[7:39:48]   music here we go[7:39:50]   and we'll be right back[7:39:56]   oh wait I actually[7:39:58]   we're gonna hear this[7:40:00]   song out this is Rhett[7:40:02]   from Rhett and the Link it's his new project[7:40:04]   I'm not kidding[7:40:06]   believe me[7:40:10]   performance by me[7:40:12]   coming up[7:40:18]   this is really Rhett from Rhett and the Link[7:40:42]   this is really Rhett from Rhett and the Link[7:41:12]   I love this song[7:41:18]   I'm not asking you[7:41:20]   to agree[7:41:22]   I'm just asking you[7:41:24]   to believe me[7:41:30]   Post Malone[7:41:32]   this is Rhett from Rhett and the Link[7:41:34]   we're not kidding[7:41:36]   you say my heart[7:41:38]   is never true[7:41:40]   they're all lying if I put this out they'd be like[7:41:42]   it's amazing[7:41:44]   more about you[7:41:46]   listen to this[7:41:48]   Rhett[7:41:54]   I know it shouldn't matter[7:42:00]   if you take[7:42:02]   my word[7:42:06]   when I say[7:42:08]   I didn't leave[7:42:10]   cause I wasn't[7:42:18]   but there goes[7:42:20]   my pride[7:42:24]   with this refrain that[7:42:26]   I'd be seen as[7:42:28]   justified[7:42:30]   and[7:42:34]   likely[7:42:36]   nothing I could[7:42:38]   say[7:42:40]   and[7:42:42]   I'm not sure you[7:42:44]   would care for me[7:42:46]   to explain[7:42:50]   sure you can[7:42:52]   pray[7:42:54]   but I don't think[7:42:56]   it's true[7:43:00]   yeah[7:43:02]   I[7:43:04]   I'm not asking you[7:43:06]   to agree[7:43:08]   I'm just asking you[7:43:10]   to believe[7:43:12]   me[7:43:22]   you say my heart[7:43:24]   is never true[7:43:26]   that might say[7:43:28]   more about you[7:43:38]   right after this[7:43:52]   hold on, hold on[7:43:58]   hold on[7:44:06]   here go all your problems again[7:44:08]   three two[7:44:10]   one you're pinned[7:44:12]   uncle right[7:44:14]   back in the pen[7:44:16]   auntie shot[7:44:18]   down again[7:44:20]   did she finally[7:44:22]   come to life[7:44:24]   ever wish you had another[7:44:26]   life[7:44:28]   ever wish you had another[7:44:30]   life[7:44:32]   ever wish you had another[7:44:34]   don't you wish the night would go numb[7:44:36]   I've been feeling low for so long[7:44:38]   I ain't at a high in so long[7:44:40]   I've been in the dark for so long[7:44:42]   night is always darkest before dawn[7:44:44]   gotta make my mark before I'm gone[7:44:46]   I don't want to die alone[7:44:48]   I don't want to die alone[7:44:50]   I get mad when you're gone[7:44:52]   mad when you're home[7:44:54]   sad when you're home[7:44:56]   sad when you're gone mad when you're home[7:45:00]   floating out of silver lining[7:45:04]   and I'm not ready to liney[7:45:06]   and I'm not ready to hide me[7:45:08]   and I'm not ready to find me[7:45:10]   ready to find[7:45:12]   do you know exactly where to find me[7:45:16]   unbelievable[7:45:18]   here it comes[7:45:20]   hallelujah[7:45:22]   hallelujah[7:45:24]   hallelujah[7:45:28]   did those ideas ever really[7:45:30]   come to life[7:45:32]   make it all[7:45:34]   come to 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life[7:47:02]   thank you[7:47:04]   thank you everybody[7:47:06]   you know where to find me[7:47:08]   they cannot define me[7:47:10]   so they crucify me[7:47:12]   how to phase when I leave[7:47:14]   come and purify me[7:47:16]   come and sanctify me[7:47:18]   you did it and I breathed[7:47:20]   that ultra ultra light beam[7:47:22]   brought a gift to Northie[7:47:24]   all she want was Nikes[7:47:26]   this is not about me[7:47:28]   God is still alive[7:47:30]   I'm still alive[7:47:32]   I'm still alive[7:47:34]   God is still alive[7:47:36]   I'm[7:47:38]   free[7:47:40]   floating on a silver lining[7:47:44]   I'm[7:47:46]   free[7:47:48]   thank you[7:47:52]   I'm[7:47:54]   free[7:47:56]   good night[7:48:00]   floating on a silver lining[7:48:04]   I'm[7:48:06]   free[7:48:10]   I'm[7:48:12]   free[7:48:14]   I'm[7:48:16]   free[7:48:18]   I'm[7:48:20]   free[7:48:22]   I'm[7:48:24]   free[7:48:26]   I'm[7:48:28]   free[7:48:30]   I'm[7:48:32]   free[7:48:36]   another[7:48:38]   intro[7:49:02]   thanks for watching