episode: RED BAR RADIO S20 E02
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[0:00:00] ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:30] ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:35] ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:40] ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:45] ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:50] ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:00:54] And now you're under my control![0:00:57] Oh my God![0:00:59] Mike, it's your day[0:01:03] He brings you the world[0:01:05] The stars and the songs[0:01:07] Mike, it's your day[0:01:11] He does what you'd like to[0:01:13] And takes you along[0:01:15] Mike, it's your day[0:01:21] ["Pomp and Circumstance"][0:01:25] I bet you didn't think we'd be back this soon.[0:01:28] How you doing, Jules?[0:01:29] Hey.[0:01:30] We also have Jules in the house.[0:01:31] What's up, what's up?[0:01:33] Jules in the house.[0:01:35] This is going to be a very difficult podcast to do.[0:01:38] Oh my God, I forgot something.[0:01:39] My ears![0:01:40] You look cute today.[0:01:41] I'm wearing my in-ear monitors today for the very first time.[0:01:45] Let me tell you something, everything sounds a bit weird.[0:01:48] I've been wearing these for, like, my whole life, right?[0:01:51] Like these?[0:01:52] So we changed them today.[0:01:54] I promised myself I got to jump in and do this sometime soon, okay?[0:01:59] I was inspired by Tom Segura.[0:02:01] Do you feel like you're wearing a hearing aid?[0:02:04] It is kind of like a hearing aid.[0:02:06] It gives that look, which I think actually goes with your vibe currently.[0:02:10] And nobody looked.[0:02:11] These are Sennheisers, okay?[0:02:13] This is what Patrick Melton used to wear, the $20 ones, though.[0:02:18] So we got to make something clear.[0:02:20] Sennheisers.[0:02:21] See, we used to make fun of Melton Sennheisers.[0:02:23] And then everyone thought we might.[0:02:25] The brand Sennheiser sucks.[0:02:28] Shooting yourself in the foot here.[0:02:29] It sounds like a coke, but it's, no, Sennheiser makes very nice products.[0:02:34] We're sponsored by Sennheiser.[0:02:37] What kind of name is Sennheiser?[0:02:39] But I'm hearing myself, like, completely different.[0:02:42] Like, I sound very different and everything's very different.[0:02:45] So please bear with me.[0:02:47] But isn't this nice that we're here?[0:02:49] This is like six days later, right?[0:02:51] You thought it would be another two weeks.[0:02:53] Wow, did we prove them wrong?[0:02:55] Man.[0:02:56] So hi, everybody.[0:02:58] I want to thank everyone.[0:02:59] This was so great.[0:03:00] The reception since last show might have been the best reception that we've ever had.[0:03:04] So everything's perfect.[0:03:05] There were only two mean comments out of the whole internet.[0:03:09] That's pretty good, huh?[0:03:11] Who gets that?[0:03:12] It was too nice, almost.[0:03:14] I was feeling a little-[0:03:15] Shoe nice.[0:03:16] Shoe nice.[0:03:17] We had to stop reading them almost because we were getting a little, I mean, nobody needs[0:03:22] that many comments that are nice.[0:03:24] It was getting disgusting to the point where other, our Facebook group, like the Bring[0:03:29] Back group, they were getting mad.[0:03:31] You know, they were getting sickened.[0:03:33] I could understand why.[0:03:34] I mean, I'd be sick too.[0:03:36] If I saw so many people liking the show, I'd go, you know what?[0:03:40] I think I hate this show.[0:03:42] You know what I mean?[0:03:43] We don't want to cause that.[0:03:44] So we don't want to cause that.[0:03:46] And you know, reading positive comments is very similar to reading negative comments.[0:03:50] You get sick to your stomach after a while.[0:03:52] Well, you don't get sick.[0:03:53] I mean, it's very nice.[0:03:54] But after a while you have to put the phone down and go to bed.[0:03:58] We've got an excellent show for everybody here today.[0:04:00] Give yourselves a round of applause.[0:04:02] All right.[0:04:03] You all figured it out how to get in here today.[0:04:05] Wasn't that great?[0:04:06] So you did see that this is like scars only for the live page today.[0:04:10] We're just experimenting.[0:04:11] There's no hard and fast rules.[0:04:13] Don't worry.[0:04:14] And again, if you don't hear it from me on this show or in an update,[0:04:18] it's still a mystery that you're waiting on.[0:04:21] Get it?[0:04:22] We have so much fun stuff to do here today.[0:04:25] Again, it's going to be another guided show meeting.[0:04:28] Jules is going to kind of guide me through.[0:04:30] I'm still kind of all over the place.[0:04:33] You know, on the last show, I kept talking about those oxys that I was on.[0:04:38] And, you know, I watched back the show[0:04:42] and I could have sworn that I told everybody that today was my last day.[0:04:46] That's show day.[0:04:47] That night was my last night.[0:04:49] That was what, six, seven days ago.[0:04:51] But then I got a thousand emails.[0:04:52] Mike, please get off the oxys.[0:04:54] Please don't take.[0:04:56] I told you I was.[0:04:57] That was my last pill.[0:04:59] We didn't believe you.[0:05:00] Most time when people say it's my last day.[0:05:02] They're lying.[0:05:03] It's like that means it's like your last year, maybe, if you're lucky.[0:05:07] So here's the pill update for everybody who was wondering.[0:05:10] I'm off the oxys completely and I had a wonderful transition.[0:05:15] I took Kretol.[0:05:18] And guess what?[0:05:19] I was getting emails going, Mike, all you got to do is take 10 to 20 grams of kratom[0:05:25] and you should be fine.[0:05:27] Now, for those of you who don't know, like 10 to 20 grams of kratom,[0:05:31] that's like 20 capsules.[0:05:34] I mean, 20 pills.[0:05:36] You know how many pills I take?[0:05:38] Three.[0:05:39] So I'm taking one point, I like to be honest and open about my Pilarins.[0:05:45] I'm taking 1.5 grams of kratom.[0:05:49] That's what I'm on.[0:05:50] That's what I've been on all week.[0:05:51] I feel great.[0:05:52] I feel wonderful.[0:05:53] How could you even fit 20 of those pills in the stomach physically?[0:05:56] I don't know.[0:05:57] It's like how Shane Gillis has room for 15 brews.[0:06:00] Ooh, it makes me nauseous.[0:06:01] It's absolutely disgusting.[0:06:03] So yeah, I'm on 1.5 grams.[0:06:05] That's nothing.[0:06:06] But I feel great.[0:06:07] I don't know what these people are talking about with the quitting oxy and all that[0:06:11] and having it be so tough.[0:06:12] I think they've got to really just figure out how to manage their-[0:06:16] I don't think you were taking enough to do that.[0:06:18] No.[0:06:19] But people were worried.[0:06:20] See, when you tell people things, they're thinking, you know, you'll get emails,[0:06:23] oh, Mike, I was really addicted to, I was taking 180 milligrams of ox.[0:06:28] Well, that's insane.[0:06:29] I don't know how you got there.[0:06:31] You know, was your leg amputated?[0:06:33] It's really the only reason you should take that much.[0:06:35] So that's all good.[0:06:36] That's all out of the way.[0:06:37] We don't need any more emails about that.[0:06:40] We're pretty much clear to just have fun now.[0:06:42] And I think it's going to work.[0:06:44] This has been really one of the better weeks of my life health wise.[0:06:48] And I owe it all to, who can I owe it all to?[0:06:53] Who have I not mentioned that we could-[0:06:56] I owe it all to Anand Picard.[0:06:59] I love him.[0:07:00] He's one of my number one fav guys.[0:07:02] All right.[0:07:03] We've got some-[0:07:04] He's an angel.[0:07:05] We've got some great stuff today.[0:07:06] Remember to turn your- if you're watching live or watching the replay,[0:07:09] please turn that quality switcher to 1440p.[0:07:14] Okay.[0:07:15] We want you to watch this in its desired quality.[0:07:17] If you're a clipper, a clipper of this show, please email me for-[0:07:22] If you say the word permission, they're going to flip.[0:07:25] If you say the word permission, they're going to take down your whole life,[0:07:30] start a whole new Reddit page.[0:07:32] They can bet.[0:07:33] Just email me.[0:07:34] It'll probably be fine.[0:07:35] If you do happen to clip this show against all my wishes and all my begging,[0:07:41] please do it in 1440p.[0:07:44] Just match the quality and we're good.[0:07:46] And keep them under 20 minutes.[0:07:48] I'm sorry guys that I have to say all-[0:07:50] If I don't say this, they take everything from me.[0:07:53] Our last episode was Scars.[0:07:55] If you're wondering how did- what happened?[0:07:57] Where was he?[0:07:58] Where has he been?[0:07:59] The last episode was all on Scars Club.[0:08:02] It's up there now.[0:08:03] You could go watch right now at redbarradio.net slash Scars Club.[0:08:08] What is this?[0:08:09] Is that you?[0:08:11] It's just Jules, everybody.[0:08:13] We also have Jules in the house.[0:08:14] What's up?[0:08:15] What's up?[0:08:16] Okay.[0:08:17] Okay.[0:08:18] There we go.[0:08:19] Yeah.[0:08:20] Yeah.[0:08:21] Join the Scars Club at redbarradio.net slash Scars.[0:08:23] You could see all our archives and that's how we make money here.[0:08:27] And thank you.[0:08:28] This was amazing.[0:08:29] We have now more Scars members than we've ever had.[0:08:34] Oh really, dude?[0:08:37] So we're going to be like Tim Dillon very soon.[0:08:40] Soon we'll be like Tim Dillon doing one hour a week.[0:08:45] Ooh.[0:08:46] Just kidding.[0:08:47] That means you've got to start taking me to more fancy hotels.[0:08:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah.[0:08:50] Well, I will.[0:08:52] Cool.[0:08:53] Okay.[0:08:54] Let's get into some funny business.[0:08:56] Should we see some, let's see this little message from a cameo someone bought me while[0:09:03] I was sick.[0:09:04] Should we see this?[0:09:05] Because I like this one.[0:09:06] A cameo that somebody sent me when I was sick.[0:09:09] Did it make me feel better?[0:09:10] We're going to find out.[0:09:11] Again, if you're just tuning in, I'm getting used to the in-ear monitors.[0:09:16] If you have a problem with me, blame the in-ear monitors today.[0:09:19] Okay.[0:09:20] All right.[0:09:21] So I've got that song queued up.[0:09:23] We got our new matte finish TV.[0:09:25] There's going to be no more glare.[0:09:27] It's bigger and it's better colors.[0:09:29] Besides that, I don't want to hear any more notes on what we could do with anything.[0:09:32] Okay.[0:09:33] I'm stressed to the gills.[0:09:35] Let's see here.[0:09:36] Let me just get up all my songs.[0:09:38] So people always ask, where is the TV?[0:09:41] Mike, I don't even see it.[0:09:43] And then we tell them, oh, where's the TV?[0:09:46] It's right here.[0:09:47] Rise.[0:09:48] Rise, my friend.[0:09:50] Oh my God.[0:09:51] Look at that.[0:09:55] He is like a millionaire celebrity.[0:09:57] His TV comes out on the floor.[0:10:02] How does it sound?[0:10:03] Is that okay?[0:10:05] Okay.[0:10:06] And then I got to remember to stop it or it'll go through the roof.[0:10:09] There we go.[0:10:10] Is that good?[0:10:11] Look at that.[0:10:12] Oh, our first TV setting.[0:10:13] You could cut back to me, please.[0:10:15] I hate when you're, you know, she leaves me on that TV shot.[0:10:18] Okay.[0:10:19] It's very embarrassing.[0:10:20] Okay.[0:10:21] So we've got our TV.[0:10:22] It should look a lot clearer and better for everybody.[0:10:26] We had three complaints about the TV.[0:10:28] I almost killed myself over.[0:10:31] Okay.[0:10:32] You got to remember any little thing could push me over the edge.[0:10:34] We even gave a disclaimer about the shitty TV.[0:10:36] I know, but you still get, I told people a million times we're getting a new TV.[0:10:40] This is temporary.[0:10:41] Don't worry.[0:10:42] And you still get a hundred people.[0:10:43] Mike.[0:10:44] So I got to tell you about this TV.[0:10:46] Thank you.[0:10:47] Oh yeah.[0:10:48] I'm going to show you what I got here today.[0:10:50] Look at this.[0:10:51] This is really nice.[0:10:52] Somebody bought this for us and I'll pull it on the screen now.[0:10:56] Let's make sure everything's clear.[0:10:58] Right.[0:10:59] And here we, oh my God.[0:11:01] Look, it's the irresistible William Hahn.[0:11:04] He a Chinese.[0:11:06] If you ask for him, he a Chinese.[0:11:10] William Hahn was a contestant on some season of American Idol.[0:11:14] And why William Hahn is so important here at Red Bar is because, Jules, you could cut[0:11:19] to me when I'm talking.[0:11:21] Thank you so much.[0:11:22] Why he's so, now you could cut back to the TV.[0:11:24] Now I'm embarrassed.[0:11:26] Why he's so important here at Red Bar is because William Hahn was one of the first retards[0:11:31] to be openly made fun of by the mainstream while the mainstream pretended that they[0:11:37] loved him.[0:11:39] You see this a lot.[0:11:40] Who do they, who are they doing this with currently right now in the chat?[0:11:45] White Claw Gabe.[0:11:46] White Claw Gabe.[0:11:47] Have you seen this guy?[0:11:48] Fuck yeah, fuck me up my ass, homie.[0:11:52] Ethan Klein's got this guy, White Claw Gabe.[0:11:55] He got viral and famous on TikTok for being a retard, very similar to William Hahn.[0:12:00] He's Chinese.[0:12:01] And what people do is instead of going, wow, that guy is really retarded, we have been[0:12:07] preaching about how kind we are all year and how great we are.[0:12:11] Maybe we shouldn't exploit this guy.[0:12:13] Instead, the mainstream goes, ooh, is this, people are, oh, we're allowed to do this.[0:12:17] We're not going to get in trouble.[0:12:19] Let's make fun of him.[0:12:20] And they make fun, so let's see, let's make fun of them all together, okay?[0:12:23] And remember, this is okay.[0:12:25] The mainstream taught me.[0:12:27] So here he is, and I think he's got a special message just for me.[0:12:31] This is exciting.[0:12:32] I haven't seen this.[0:12:33] I can't wait.[0:12:34] Hello, Mike Red Bar.[0:12:35] This is William Hahn, and I want to wish you a sweetie recovery from surgery.[0:12:40] And Jules, I also want to thank you for taking care of him in a time of need.[0:12:45] Here is a song for you.[0:12:47] Thank you.[0:12:48] And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.[0:12:51] Oh, we love you.[0:12:52] Touchstone brings me round again to find.[0:12:54] I'm not the man you think I am at home.[0:12:57] Oh, no, no, no.[0:12:59] I'm a rocket man.[0:13:02] Rocket man.[0:13:03] His voice is actually pretty good, I was gonna say.[0:13:06] Ooh, I hope I didn't screw him up.[0:13:07] He's getting better.[0:13:09] Hello.[0:13:11] Oh, that's it?[0:13:13] Is that it, William?[0:13:15] Hello, Mike Red Bar.[0:13:17] This is William Hahn, and I want to wish you a sweetie recovery from surgery.[0:13:21] Somebody should really bomb that guy.[0:13:25] Someone should really bomb him.[0:13:27] Okay, William Hahn, everybody.[0:13:28] Give him a round of applause.[0:13:30] Thanks, William.[0:13:31] That was good, man.[0:13:32] I like that.[0:13:33] That was very good.[0:13:34] Here he is.[0:13:35] This is him in studio, if you didn't remember.[0:13:42] Should we try our first drink here today on Red Bar?[0:13:44] You want to have one with me?[0:13:45] Try one?[0:13:47] Let's do it.[0:13:48] Let's try one.[0:13:49] Pull one out.[0:13:53] You can cut to me, Beth.[0:13:55] Thank you.[0:13:56] Let's have one.[0:13:58] Let's try a little one, okay?[0:14:00] A baby one.[0:14:01] Careful.[0:14:05] I miss the yard so much.[0:14:08] I hate my wife.[0:14:10] That's it.[0:14:17] Okay.[0:14:18] Let's try one.[0:14:21] If I get loopy, that's it.[0:14:22] Did you see what I just did?[0:14:23] See, I am a little loopy still.[0:14:25] I went to talk into the bottle.[0:14:27] It's my mic.[0:14:28] I really did.[0:14:29] I go, guys, if I get, okay.[0:14:31] You're not going to get nauseous, are you?[0:14:33] Don't worry about it, you little buzz.[0:14:35] Not to be that guy.[0:14:36] Man, the ball and chain, huh?[0:14:38] Old Hila Klein over here.[0:14:39] You're not going to get nauseous, are you, Ethan?[0:14:42] Not trying to be like Hila, but remember the Pusha T concert?[0:14:45] Anyone?[0:14:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah.[0:14:47] But that was a lot of drinking before I got sick, yeah.[0:14:50] At the Pusha T concert, if you don't know the story,[0:14:52] I was performing with Pusha T and I went on stage[0:14:55] and when he was sucking my dick, I passed out.[0:14:59] Cheers, everybody, to an all-new red bar.[0:15:08] It's spicy.[0:15:10] Oh, no, no, no.[0:15:16] I feel great.[0:15:21] Okay.[0:15:25] And I think it's going to be a nice, nice time.[0:15:30] Okay, welcome to Red Bar.[0:15:33] I feel great.[0:15:34] That feels good.[0:15:35] I feel nice and loosened up now, okay?[0:15:38] I'm happy.[0:15:39] You know what I really loved?[0:15:40] We got to take some of those bongo hits a little bit earlier.[0:15:43] Those were really fun.[0:15:45] On the last show, I'll tell you, that really makes a man feel nice.[0:15:48] I think a bong hit does you good on the show.[0:15:50] Yeah.[0:15:51] Okay, so let's see this.[0:15:53] Let's see where we're at here today.[0:15:55] We've got that Nicole Arbors song that everybody missed.[0:15:59] This was a great music video.[0:16:00] I think I want to wait, though.[0:16:02] Oh, I'm so excited for that.[0:16:03] We'll play that in a second.[0:16:04] And we didn't play that at all on the last show, right?[0:16:07] No.[0:16:08] Okay.[0:16:09] We got a new tap and skin,[0:16:10] some tap and skins that you guys might have missed during the year.[0:16:14] We've got a great plan to take down Machine Gun Kelly[0:16:18] that I'm going to share with you once I'm high.[0:16:20] You know, I've been waiting all year to try to...[0:16:24] I've been waiting all year to talk to you guys about Machine Gun Kelly.[0:16:27] Can you believe what's happened?[0:16:29] Can you believe how he's...[0:16:33] We can't.[0:16:34] What he's done.[0:16:35] So a lot of people are going, how do we stop him?[0:16:37] The world seems to be liking him.[0:16:39] They're confused.[0:16:40] How do we stop him?[0:16:41] We came up with a perfect plan.[0:16:42] We're going to share that plan with you coming up today.[0:16:45] Brian Callen.[0:16:46] Oh, my God.[0:16:47] Let's start with this.[0:16:48] This is so killer.[0:16:49] Okay.[0:16:50] This is so killer.[0:16:51] I hate Brian Callen.[0:16:52] Let's get that clear.[0:16:53] He's one of the worst of all the guys.[0:16:55] And if you saw...[0:16:56] You know, we're not going to go over the whole Bobby Lee and Brendan Schaub[0:17:00] and Twisted Tuesday story.[0:17:02] And I think everybody in that thing handled that completely gay.[0:17:07] I'll tell you this.[0:17:08] The seriousness that they showed while...[0:17:14] Sorry, there's like a bug for the first time.[0:17:16] A little mosquito flying around my light.[0:17:19] You know, it's really,[0:17:20] Shoofly, don't bother me.[0:17:21] Shoofly, don't bother me.[0:17:23] That's some old racist Nazi Mickey Mouse song.[0:17:28] So when Brendan Schaub had his little thing with Bobby Lee[0:17:32] and Bobby and Kalila went on the Ethan Klein show[0:17:36] and then they all...[0:17:37] They took it way too seriously.[0:17:39] And I'm watching this drama going...[0:17:41] You know, you would think something really bad happened.[0:17:44] You would think there's like a rape or a murder involved.[0:17:46] Not that those things are bad, but...[0:17:49] Nothing bad happened.[0:17:50] Why is everybody acting like such a bitch?[0:17:52] I go through an incident like that like every hour of the day.[0:17:56] It's not a big deal.[0:17:57] You know, most of the time I don't even talk about incidents like that.[0:18:00] So why is Bobby and Kalila and all of them...[0:18:04] You know, the only person making jokes throughout this whole thing[0:18:07] was that Annie Liederman, the Jewish girl who...[0:18:11] No, I don't applaud.[0:18:12] She's not messaging me anymore.[0:18:14] I really think, you know, Annie was messaging me all year.[0:18:20] All year. I mean, she couldn't get enough of me.[0:18:22] Mike, please get out of that wheelchair.[0:18:24] Get back to your desk. We need you.[0:18:26] Get up. Come on.[0:18:28] And I go, why are you even watching this?[0:18:31] And then after the Brendan Schaub thing happened,[0:18:35] we haven't heard much from Annie.[0:18:39] I think she was trying to use me to get her dirty work done.[0:18:43] Really?[0:18:44] I think she was trying to hint to me, Mike, get back on air.[0:18:47] I have to tell you this story so you can tell it.[0:18:50] And that way we won't get in trouble because we're pussies.[0:18:54] As you see, Bobby Lee is the biggest pussy in the world.[0:18:56] He didn't want to tell that story because he knows he's got to handle the consequence.[0:19:01] They're not able to handle consequences.[0:19:05] You know, so Bobby Lee and Kalila used Ethan Klein,[0:19:08] I think like Annie wanted to use me, unfortunately.[0:19:11] Now, I'm putting that out there, Annie, it's up to you to prove.[0:19:14] I hope that's not true because I love Annie.[0:19:16] We hope it's not true, but like I said, you know, every comedian.[0:19:19] Actually, even if it is true, who cares?[0:19:21] We can be used for stuff like that.[0:19:23] Oh, yeah. Keep using me for scopes.[0:19:25] But, you know, as far as, listen, in my experience,[0:19:30] every comedian is compromised and crazy.[0:19:33] So there's no making friends with any of them unless it's Robin Tran.[0:19:37] Again, Robin Tran.[0:19:39] And that's not a bit, okay, Ricky Gervais.[0:19:44] So let's show you this.[0:19:45] Brian Callen appears to be the worst one of all of them.[0:19:49] And he called Bobby Lee to yell at him about Reddit.[0:19:53] You all saw it. It was crazy.[0:19:55] And if Brian Callen had to admit that he did that, it must have been really bad.[0:20:00] You know, the one thing that sickens me about this Brian Callen, Bobby Lee situation is[0:20:05] he obviously called Bobby and said remarkable things that could never be taken.[0:20:11] But God knows what he said.[0:20:12] It must be a hundred times worse than we could ever imagine.[0:20:16] To the point where Bobby doesn't know if he could love him again.[0:20:22] Brian Callen can't get this word love out of his mouth.[0:20:26] Be very suspicious of that. Hold on.[0:20:28] Now, the thing that I always find weird about the fighter and the kid Reddit,[0:20:32] you know how we're always like, oh, why are they so obsessed with Brendan?[0:20:36] There's something a little off.[0:20:37] Yeah.[0:20:38] The one thing that's off I think is-[0:20:39] Wait, Brendan?[0:20:40] Yeah, that's who you're talking about?[0:20:41] Why are they so obsessed with Brendan?[0:20:43] Is that what you're saying?[0:20:44] Yeah.[0:20:45] Okay.[0:20:46] The thing that I think is weird about them is they're spending all this time on Brendan.[0:20:48] Yeah, he's stupid.[0:20:49] Yeah, he sucks.[0:20:50] But Callen, the most evil-[0:20:51] Yeah, Callen is-[0:20:53] This is what I don't get.[0:20:54] The fighter and the kid Reddit, Callen is the worst one.[0:20:58] Brendan, big dummy, stupid dummy.[0:21:01] Aren't you guys sick?[0:21:02] There's no challenge there.[0:21:03] He's a sidekick to Brian.[0:21:05] Brian Callen is the one we need to dismember, metaphysically.[0:21:10] No offense to the fighter and the kid Reddit.[0:21:11] Love them, of course.[0:21:12] Yeah, but do you guys kind of, I think they kind of like Callen.[0:21:16] They do.[0:21:17] Why?[0:21:18] Like even when Callen's rape stuff first came out, like not speaking for everybody,[0:21:21] but there was definitely some people who were like, oh-[0:21:23] Rape allegations.[0:21:24] I mean, these people sue now.[0:21:26] This is what they do.[0:21:27] They sue now.[0:21:28] Like before that, yes, of course.[0:21:30] Before that-[0:21:31] Sue now is a YouTuber I watch.[0:21:33] People would always be like, oh, the worst part about Callen is that he's letting this[0:21:37] Brendan guy ruin his career.[0:21:39] It's like he is horrible by himself.[0:21:42] Callen's terrible, and he was terrible way before the, listen, the rape allegations were[0:21:47] probably the coolest thing that he's been a part of.[0:21:50] He was horrible before that.[0:21:52] This is a guy who is obsessed with being a big, strong, tough guy, and he couldn't be tinier.[0:21:59] He couldn't be wearing smaller shirts, and we've got a Brian Callen surprise for everyone[0:22:07] here today.[0:22:08] Yeah, I can't stand him.[0:22:09] I wanted to make this point, and maybe we've got a clip with Brian Callen talking about[0:22:14] how much he loves Bobby Lee.[0:22:16] He keeps saying, I love him.[0:22:18] I love this guy.[0:22:20] You don't love him.[0:22:22] You barely know him.[0:22:23] You barely know his wife.[0:22:24] You've met her once.[0:22:25] You don't love him.[0:22:27] Do you know what love means, fellas?[0:22:29] You know, this is the same word you use that you say to your kids when you kiss them goodbye[0:22:33] with all the divorce droppings off and picking them up.[0:22:37] How many different wives does he have to go to in the morning before the school day starts?[0:22:42] How many different houses does he have to visit?[0:22:44] How many knocks on the door?[0:22:46] How many stepdads need to open the door?[0:22:48] Honey, Brian's here.[0:22:50] Hey, thanks, man.[0:22:51] You know, Californication every episode.[0:22:55] Isn't it crazy that since we were last on air, he has a new baby with another woman?[0:23:00] He's got a new baby.[0:23:01] I mean, this guy is so sick and deceitful.[0:23:06] And the fact that he's using this word love all the time, that's all you need to know.[0:23:09] I barely say this word to my lizards.[0:23:14] Anybody who's using the word love outside of their, I don't even think you should use[0:23:19] it for your parents.[0:23:20] That's incest.[0:23:21] Anyone who's using it outside of their wife or their firstborn, something's off.[0:23:27] Don't trust that person.[0:23:28] Let me show you.[0:23:29] Do we have a video with that?[0:23:30] The love stuff?[0:23:31] Yeah.[0:23:32] I think this is the clip you're talking about.[0:23:33] Yeah.[0:23:34] And then we'll show you our big Brian Caron surprise that nobody has.[0:23:37] I don't even care about anything Brian has done.[0:23:39] Just his look.[0:23:40] Just look at him and you should know.[0:23:41] The big difference between Red Bar and other shows is we have our own stories.[0:23:46] See these other shows, they just, oh, what's the big news of the day?[0:23:49] Let me chime in.[0:23:50] It's Twitter.[0:23:51] Basically every other podcast is just a Twitter account.[0:23:54] Red Bar, we groom our own stories and our own girls.[0:23:58] Oh my gosh, you guys want to hear my joke that I came up with?[0:24:02] Yeah, go ahead.[0:24:03] Hey guys, Mike didn't groom me.[0:24:06] He manscaped me.[0:24:08] Oh, look at that.[0:24:10] Thank you.[0:24:11] Perfect for podcasting.[0:24:12] Thank you.[0:24:13] Perfect weather for podcasting.[0:24:16] Okay.[0:24:17] Let's watch the Brian Callum love thing and I could show you what I meant by that.[0:24:22] Oh God, he's on the PBD podcast.[0:24:25] Look at this set.[0:24:26] Look at this set.[0:24:27] How extraordinary.[0:24:30] Look at this.[0:24:31] Well, yeah, let's see what we've got going on here.[0:24:33] So you've got this beautiful space here.[0:24:35] Look at this desk.[0:24:36] And you know what?[0:24:37] They did go out of their, their way to build this.[0:24:39] They thought we'll put in this panel.[0:24:41] People will be blown away.[0:24:43] We'll put in these bank volts here cause we love money.[0:24:46] Is this the fresh and fit podcast?[0:24:48] It looks something like that.[0:24:50] And they've all got a shelving unit.[0:24:52] Nobody could, can resist the shelving unit.[0:24:56] You know, whenever they run out of imagination, they go, we'll just put up a shelf.[0:25:00] We'll put a bunch of tchotchkes.[0:25:01] Our YouTube plaque.[0:25:02] That's pretty cool.[0:25:03] Hey, we all hate YouTube, right?[0:25:05] We're free speeches.[0:25:06] We hate YouTube and the censorship and the ads, but we love the plaque.[0:25:11] Let's support them.[0:25:13] Pathetic.[0:25:14] All right.[0:25:15] So let's see what Brian Callan is saying here.[0:25:18] And again, it's the love stuff that really sickens me.[0:25:22] I don't want to bring up any weird stuff.[0:25:24] Are we queued up?[0:25:25] But I do watch it all the time.[0:25:26] Are we queued up Jules here?[0:25:28] Yeah.[0:25:29] It's just a three minute clip.[0:25:30] Great.[0:25:31] Oh, perfect.[0:25:32] Then was just on with Bobby Lee.[0:25:33] Yeah.[0:25:34] Is that something you're talking about these days?[0:25:35] I'm I'm I love that guy.[0:25:37] Okay.[0:25:38] I love him.[0:25:39] I love that guy.[0:25:40] You're down Gilto.[0:25:46] TV look better.[0:25:47] Look at no glare, no glare.[0:25:50] Very cool.[0:25:51] And look at this, Mike.[0:25:52] You put your logo on the mic.[0:25:53] Is it?[0:25:54] What do you think?[0:25:55] Somebody's going to see a clip.[0:25:57] PPD looks awful.[0:26:00] I've been friends with Bobby forever.[0:26:02] I have it.[0:26:03] You're not friends with him forever.[0:26:06] Now watch this.[0:26:07] He's going to say he's met his wife once.[0:26:09] In a way that was inappropriate.[0:26:10] I was mad about something.[0:26:11] I was given information should have waited on more information.[0:26:14] I should have given him the benefit of the doubt because he didn't know what the hell[0:26:17] was going on.[0:26:18] And I, and I called him up and I w I own my mistakes.[0:26:21] I love that about you.[0:26:22] Cause you're like, this is on me.[0:26:23] Oh yeah.[0:26:24] Oh yeah.[0:26:25] I own you didn't own shit.[0:26:27] You were busted.[0:26:28] You had no other choice, but for everyone to blame Brendan and Sam triple, he had no[0:26:33] choice.[0:26:35] Even Brendan probably came in and said, dude, you got to clean this up, man.[0:26:39] You know what I'm going through.[0:26:41] I can't handle it.[0:26:42] And now how convenient that you get a story about how you're such a great guy.[0:26:45] Yeah.[0:26:46] Now you're such a great guy for owning up to it.[0:26:48] You think that's how this works?[0:26:50] After one day after yelling at him, Hey Brian, red bars back.[0:26:57] Red bars back though.[0:27:00] You're like, Hey Brian.[0:27:02] You're sure a nice guy.[0:27:03] Cause you're never mean to anyone.[0:27:04] And he's like, actually I screamed at Bobby, but I told him I was going to kill him and[0:27:09] rape his stupid wife.[0:27:12] And then the guy's like, Oh, thanks Brian.[0:27:14] You're really a great guy.[0:27:15] Everything just ends in you being a great guy.[0:27:17] Oh, you're a great guy.[0:27:18] Yeah.[0:27:19] A great guy with news articles about alleged identities and him to benefit it out.[0:27:23] Cause he didn't know what the hell was going on.[0:27:25] And I, and I called him up and I w I own my mistakes.[0:27:28] I love that.[0:27:29] Oh sick man.[0:27:30] Yeah.[0:27:31] This guy's on top of it.[0:27:32] He's probably one of the better guys online because you're like, this is on me.[0:27:36] It is.[0:27:37] This is on me.[0:27:38] I didn't know anything.[0:27:39] I didn't see what happened.[0:27:40] Patrick has no clue about this.[0:27:41] Well, I'll tell you off air, but, but, but it's fine.[0:27:43] But, but, um, I love that guy and, and I've known him forever and I called him up and[0:27:47] I go, I apologize.[0:27:48] He was mad.[0:27:49] He read me the riot act and I was like, you're right.[0:27:51] When you're right, you're right.[0:27:52] But when you screw up and you, you, you get angry and you don't give me,[0:27:57] this is why I don't wear headphones anymore.[0:27:59] Everybody.[0:28:00] You see this?[0:28:01] Look at this space cadet, man.[0:28:03] That's why you can't wear headphones on TV.[0:28:06] You just look stupid.[0:28:08] A friend of yours like that, the benefit of the doubt.[0:28:11] You deserve a little heat and, and what I respect you, but Brian, it takes a lot, which[0:28:15] I love you for this.[0:28:17] Oh my God.[0:28:18] Nobody does this shit.[0:28:19] Nobody.[0:28:20] I own my mistakes.[0:28:21] I did it.[0:28:22] Cause guess what?[0:28:23] I've been angry, angry.[0:28:24] And in that moment, the humble own my mistake.[0:28:25] Yeah.[0:28:27] I'm not alone.[0:28:28] Very good.[0:28:29] Brian.[0:28:30] So now it's, yeah, it's completely turned into, oh, he owns his mistakes.[0:28:33] He's the cool guy out of this whole thing.[0:28:35] There was never a one minute moment where he was a bad guy in this, he went straight[0:28:39] from great friend.[0:28:40] And it was all a manipulation.[0:28:42] Yeah.[0:28:43] Let it be known everything out of his mouth is a salesman's manipulation from acting class.[0:28:49] This is an acting class guy, man.[0:28:51] I mean, he hangs around acting class.[0:28:53] He's going to act in class, even when he's not planning on acting in the future, he likes[0:28:57] acting class, bad information, whatever.[0:29:00] I've done shit to where if it was the other way, I would have punched me.[0:29:03] And I was given information that, that was, I should have waited and I should have, when[0:29:09] you have a friend who, when you have somebody who I like as much as Bobby, who didn't deserve,[0:29:17] you gotta be able to say, you gotta ask him, you gotta go, Hey, you know, explain to me.[0:29:22] And I, and I was outside of myself, wasn't who I am, made a mistake.[0:29:27] How many times are you outside of yourself is what I want to know.[0:29:31] You know, like, uh, I don't get outside of myself very often.[0:29:36] How many times a day do you get outside?[0:29:39] Were you outside of yourself when you were with that woman from the New York Times or[0:29:42] the newspapers?[0:29:43] Allegedly.[0:29:44] Have you been outside of yourself around your eight children from other families that are[0:29:49] all running around town?[0:29:51] He seems to forget about the old family when he gets the new one.[0:29:54] I don't even think he celebrated the old family's birthdays.[0:29:58] The old kids.[0:29:59] He's just got the new kids.[0:30:01] He had a baby when he was 60.[0:30:03] That's good.[0:30:04] Every kid loves that.[0:30:06] When their dad's 110, when they turn 16, that's always nice for the kid.[0:30:10] A nice surprise.[0:30:11] Yeah.[0:30:12] Can you teach me to drive?[0:30:13] No.[0:30:14] You're a human.[0:30:15] You're a human being.[0:30:16] He accepted my apology.[0:30:17] I apologize.[0:30:18] No, he did not accept the apology.[0:30:20] You see how he railroads and manipulates?[0:30:22] Bobby Lee didn't accept.[0:30:24] He just kind of tolerated and left it there, right?[0:30:28] It kind of like was what it was.[0:30:30] We're good, man.[0:30:31] It's all good.[0:30:32] You're not good.[0:30:33] You know.[0:30:34] What's the big lesson you learned through all this?[0:30:35] Whether it's Bobby or Ricky or whatever.[0:30:37] What's the lesson?[0:30:38] Don't assume.[0:30:40] Give your friends the benefit of the doubt.[0:30:42] It's not your friend.[0:30:43] And, you know, make sure you got all your information in your ducks in a row.[0:30:46] And even when you do, ask.[0:30:48] First.[0:30:49] Don't, you know, go and say, hey, what's going on?[0:30:53] It's not like me.[0:30:54] It was, there were a lot of extenuating factors.[0:30:56] I was given a lot of information.[0:30:58] I was defending a friend.[0:31:00] You know, Brendan's my brother, man.[0:31:03] So I.[0:31:04] Everyone's your brother.[0:31:05] Everybody's your lover.[0:31:06] Everyone's your best friend.[0:31:08] Everyone's your best man.[0:31:11] The guy's unbelievable, you know, and he'll go on Steven Crowder, you know, Steven Crowder[0:31:15] is where he goes to celebrate the Johnny Depp verdict.[0:31:20] You know, these guys all think the Johnny Depp verdict means that they were all innocent[0:31:24] too.[0:31:25] Did you know that?[0:31:27] That's what they think.[0:31:28] We'll show you Chris D'Elia coming up later.[0:31:29] Let's finish this off and then we'll show you what happened to Brian Callen just last[0:31:36] weekend.[0:31:37] Hey, I'm very protective of my friends.[0:31:39] I'm very loyal, but I should have realized I was also talking to a friend, somebody I[0:31:42] love very much.[0:31:43] Did you know Bobby for how many years?[0:31:45] 25 years.[0:31:46] It's great.[0:31:47] Longer than Brendan.[0:31:48] But he's also, he's also a great dude.[0:31:50] Yeah.[0:31:51] Bobby's hilarious too.[0:31:52] Oh, he's hilarious.[0:31:53] Well, you guys did mad TV together.[0:31:55] That's always suspect too.[0:31:56] You listen to these podcasts every time they bring up somebody on a podcast, whether it's[0:32:01] rogue and anywhere, they'll go, ah, Chris D'Elia, love Chris, love him.[0:32:06] He's so funny.[0:32:07] Love him.[0:32:08] Do you think if you don't say that, we assume that Chris D'Elia was a bad example, but do[0:32:13] you think if you don't say that, we assume that you hate them and you're out to get them[0:32:17] and you've got some plans to take them down?[0:32:19] Why must they say how much they love people and how funny they are every time?[0:32:25] I don't say that when people bring people up, I don't interrupt them to go, love that[0:32:31] guy.[0:32:32] But hilarious.[0:32:33] Hilarious.[0:32:34] Love him.[0:32:35] He's great.[0:32:36] I just want to know.[0:32:37] It's like, are you scared that you might say something bad coming up?[0:32:40] So you just want to make sure, oh, I just did that about the fighter in the kid Reddit[0:32:45] because I am scared of them.[0:32:46] Exactly.[0:32:47] See, if we do that, that means we're terrified.[0:32:49] We don't want to be canceled or taken down.[0:32:52] We were on, I wasn't on the same thing, but I've known him forever and I've always had[0:32:55] nothing but great love and affection.[0:32:57] And his girl, Kalila, she seems very-[0:32:59] I don't know her.[0:33:00] I don't know her.[0:33:01] Oh, you don't even know her.[0:33:02] Isn't that great?[0:33:03] You love this guy so much.[0:33:04] You've known him for 25 years.[0:33:06] He's the best.[0:33:07] What a great friend.[0:33:08] Hey, do you know Kalila?[0:33:10] The woman he's been with for the last 15 years.[0:33:13] Never met her.[0:33:14] I think I might've met her once.[0:33:16] I like to say that.[0:33:17] I say that-[0:33:18] You know, we said that about Chris D'Elia too.[0:33:20] We're not friends.[0:33:21] We never hang out.[0:33:22] You know, maybe he's scrambling to say he doesn't know Kalila because he probably, uh,[0:33:27] you know, spilled a couple loads while wearing those weird masks to her.[0:33:31] She seems very level headed though.[0:33:33] Yeah, I don't-[0:33:34] I met her once, why?[0:33:36] Why?[0:33:37] You know it, Brian.[0:33:39] Every time they bring up-[0:33:40] I only met her once.[0:33:41] What are you doing with your hands?[0:33:44] It's acting.[0:33:48] What a nervous liar.[0:33:50] Look, I don't have any beef with that.[0:33:53] That's not, that's something that, uh, was unfortunate.[0:33:55] It was one phone call and, uh, and I apologize right away.[0:33:59] Yeah.[0:34:00] I respect that you own that.[0:34:01] Yeah.[0:34:02] You got to own-[0:34:03] You were very clear.[0:34:04] This is on me.[0:34:05] Yes, man.[0:34:06] That's a problem these days.[0:34:07] You got to own that shit.[0:34:09] You thought that's what probably, people thought that's what I was going to look like when[0:34:13] I came back.[0:34:14] If you like this clip and all this, make sure to come down to my, uh, dealership next week[0:34:19] for 20% off every car.[0:34:22] Look at this guy, dude.[0:34:25] Podcasting certainly has changed since I've been away, huh?[0:34:28] This is not what I intended when I invented this platform so many years ago.[0:34:33] Look at this.[0:34:34] Come back.[0:34:35] I got to back that up.[0:34:38] Could this be my new enemy?[0:34:39] Look at this guy.[0:34:40] This is what people thought I was.[0:34:41] This is on me.[0:34:42] Yes, man.[0:34:43] That's a problem these days.[0:34:44] You got to own, you got to own that shit.[0:34:45] So if you like this clip and you want to watch another one, click right here.[0:34:47] And if you want to watch the entire podcast, if you want to walk the entire podcast, look[0:34:52] at this guy.[0:34:53] Can we torture him until he goes boomeristic mad?[0:34:57] Look at how many rings he's got fingers thicker than Joe Rogan's cigars.[0:35:03] Look at this asshole, dude.[0:35:05] Holy fuck, dude.[0:35:06] Okay.[0:35:07] Let's see what he says.[0:35:08] Click right here.[0:35:09] Very scary.[0:35:10] This is like fresh and fit, man.[0:35:13] Okay.[0:35:14] Very cool.[0:35:15] Do you want to see what happened to Brian Callan this weekend?[0:35:18] Could we hear some noise here?[0:35:19] Oh, really dude?[0:35:20] Do you also have jewels in the house?[0:35:22] Nope, nope, nope, nope.[0:35:23] Didn't mean to do that.[0:35:24] Okay.[0:35:25] So this was sent to us by a listener this morning.[0:35:29] So I woke up, I was in bed, I was chilling and a listener sent this to, oh no, that's[0:35:36] the wrong one.[0:35:38] Do I have this as-[0:35:39] Yeah, just scroll up to the black video, the front.[0:35:43] Say that again.[0:35:44] Just tell me.[0:35:45] You could be-[0:35:46] Just go to my chat.[0:35:47] Your chat.[0:35:48] With my text.[0:35:49] Yeah, yeah.[0:35:50] Sorry everybody here.[0:35:51] Stop.[0:35:52] This guy.[0:35:53] Yeah.[0:35:54] You sure?[0:35:55] The one that's got the black thumbnail.[0:35:56] Okay.[0:35:57] That's not crummy.[0:35:58] Okay.[0:35:59] Great.[0:36:00] Perfect.[0:36:01] So this is a video that was sent to me.[0:36:02] Now before I play this, you know, we didn't commission this.[0:36:03] And I'm not even saying all parties involved aren't crazy, but I guess we'll roll the clip[0:36:10] and you'll see what we mean.[0:36:12] Check this out.[0:36:13] So it is a vertical video.[0:36:16] We'll watch first in its vertical form.[0:36:18] It's going to be hard to see, but then I'll do my zoom ins and all my patented stuff.[0:36:24] Brian Callan was performing at the improv, I suppose.[0:36:29] And a viewer of ours was there.[0:36:34] Let's see what happened.[0:36:35] Okay.[0:36:36] And here's the other thing.[0:36:37] This is such a weird-[0:36:38] Fuck off, Callan.[0:36:39] What?[0:36:40] Red bar's watching.[0:36:41] Who is?[0:36:42] Red bar.[0:36:43] Would you shut the fuck up?[0:36:44] That's right.[0:36:45] Seriously?[0:36:46] What kind of guy was that?[0:37:08] What kind of guy was that?[0:37:09] Again, I don't know this guy.[0:37:10] I've never met this guy.[0:37:12] Don't tell people to do this.[0:37:13] This was just a pleasant surprise.[0:37:15] I got this morning.[0:37:16] Want to watch it again?[0:37:17] I'll tell you everything that happened.[0:37:18] We're just reporting the news here.[0:37:21] Just reporting the news.[0:37:22] So I'm going to do one of my zoom ins this time.[0:37:23] Let's see what happens.[0:37:24] Fuck off, Callan.[0:37:25] What?[0:37:26] Red bar's watching.[0:37:27] Who is?[0:37:28] Who?[0:37:29] So he's got nothing prepared.[0:37:30] So he's at the improv, our listeners all the way in the back.[0:37:44] The crowd ain't laughing too hard.[0:37:46] Silence was rich.[0:37:48] Yeah, the crowd is silent.[0:37:49] We'll back that up too.[0:37:51] Oh my God.[0:37:53] We'll back that up.[0:37:54] But he goes, red bar.[0:37:55] And this is the comeback from the skilled professional comedian.[0:37:58] What?[0:37:59] What did you say?[0:38:01] Red bar.[0:38:03] What?[0:38:05] What is the equivalent of I got nothing?[0:38:07] And he starts off with fuck off, Callan.[0:38:11] Yeah.[0:38:12] Let's see that again.[0:38:14] Let's do that again.[0:38:15] Come on.[0:38:16] Fuck off, Callan.[0:38:17] What?[0:38:18] Red bar's watching.[0:38:19] Who is?[0:38:20] Red bar.[0:38:21] Would you shut the fuck up?[0:38:22] That's right.[0:38:23] And the crowd doesn't applaud after that.[0:38:36] Will you shut the fuck up?[0:38:37] You think the crowd?[0:38:38] Yeah.[0:38:39] The crowd silent.[0:38:41] I can't.[0:38:42] There's not even a single sound.[0:38:43] That's not a comeback, by the way, to tell somebody to fuck off.[0:38:47] After 20, 30, 40 years of doing comedy, you need something better.[0:38:52] You don't expect hecklers.[0:38:53] Plus, the guy said fuck off first, so he just replied to his fuck off.[0:38:56] Oh, wow.[0:38:57] Really?[0:38:58] Like start it from the beginning.[0:38:59] Okay.[0:39:00] Hold on.[0:39:01] Yeah.[0:39:02] Let's hear that again.[0:39:03] He was trying a little Logan Roy.[0:39:04] Did you shut the fuck up?[0:39:05] That's right.[0:39:06] Okay.[0:39:07] Hold on.[0:39:08] Red bar's watching.[0:39:09] Who is?[0:39:10] Red bar.[0:39:11] Would you shut the fuck up?[0:39:12] That's right.[0:39:13] Say hello to Stars Club, Callen.[0:39:17] Are you heckling me?[0:39:20] Are you heckling me?[0:39:21] Another great comeback.[0:39:22] And again, the crowd, yeee.[0:39:24] Well, I mean, with all of these, you know, the shootings that have been happening.[0:39:30] Oh, yeah.[0:39:31] But the shootings.[0:39:32] Yeah.[0:39:33] Yeah.[0:39:34] You're probably.[0:39:35] You're like ready to hit the floor.[0:39:36] Very, very cool.[0:39:37] So thank you so much.[0:39:38] Now, of course, we don't encourage.[0:39:40] We don't ask.[0:39:41] We don't encourage, but we can't stop it.[0:39:43] And we're always going to play them on the show.[0:39:44] We love it.[0:39:45] So thank you very much.[0:39:46] Jules, what do you think we should do next year?[0:39:49] And cut to me, please.[0:39:50] Thank you.[0:39:51] I was just thinking about for some reason while watching Callen, my mind was wandering[0:39:54] to that norm thing we watched last night.[0:39:57] Oh, God, I didn't like that.[0:39:59] I did not like the new cut to me, please.[0:40:01] I did not like the new Norm Macdonald.[0:40:06] Cancer Netflix special.[0:40:07] Do we have tape of that?[0:40:10] I don't want to open Netflix here.[0:40:11] That's a big process.[0:40:12] It's like opening up a bank account.[0:40:16] All of a sudden they said, we have some unseen footage of Norm Macdonald, there's gotta be[0:40:21] a YouTube clip.[0:40:22] Why don't you get on YouTube?[0:40:23] See if you can find me.[0:40:24] Yeah.[0:40:25] And it was Norm Macdonald sitting at his desk.[0:40:29] He was completely, I mean, this looked like me on season 20, episode one.[0:40:33] He had like no eyebrows anymore.[0:40:36] He looked like a withered old man.[0:40:38] It was kind of, you know, it's just like you're exploiting the guy.[0:40:43] And then Conan O'Brien and Dave Chappelle and my favorite comic, David Spade, Molly[0:40:50] Shannon and David Letterman all sat around and did their funeral talk for Norm.[0:40:58] You know, like you would talk to friends at a funeral, but they taped it.[0:41:02] Conan O'Brien, by the way, is going through a psychosis.[0:41:05] He's completely painted.[0:41:06] Have you seen Conan?[0:41:08] I used to think Conan was an all right guy.[0:41:10] He's one of those guys who he had like a crisis.[0:41:14] Conan O'Brien is dying his hair red.[0:41:17] He's painting on his face.[0:41:18] He's wearing the same kind of clothing that he used to wear at his heyday.[0:41:22] I don't think he could get over his heyday.[0:41:26] I think he's a little screwed up and Conan almost looks like a painted porcelain doll[0:41:32] compared to the rest of the, you know, David Letterman aged gracefully.[0:41:36] He's in black and white.[0:41:37] He's in sepia with the fisherman toads.[0:41:40] You cut to Conan, he's too bright.[0:41:42] They add the coloring to him in post.[0:41:45] Like it's a recolorized black and white.[0:41:46] Conan is a bad guy.[0:41:47] I think he got a little too close with Cameron Esposito.[0:41:50] So this is a trailer.[0:41:51] They're saying Norm.[0:41:52] Yeah, I sent you a trailer and a clip.[0:41:53] Yeah, I'm trying to get.[0:41:54] Oh, great.[0:41:55] They're saying Norm filled this on the last day of his life and you know.[0:41:59] The way that they were acting in this interview thing was like they killed Norm and that they[0:42:05] were trying to cover it up.[0:42:06] Yeah, they were acting like they accidentally like killed a hooker in Vegas at a bachelor[0:42:13] party and now they're all kind of scrambling to bury the body and get their story straight.[0:42:17] Molly Shannon is about to snap.[0:42:19] She's going to be the first one to talk, but I'll show you this little trailer and I didn't.[0:42:24] We had to skip it.[0:42:25] I mean, maybe I was too high, but I would have watched.[0:42:28] We don't need to watch.[0:42:29] I think Mike was thinking about his mortality too much.[0:42:32] Please.[0:42:33] You'll see what I mean here.[0:42:35] OK.[0:42:36] Here.[0:42:37] It's coming up.[0:42:38] Come on, Norm.[0:42:39] Ben, you're a comedian.[0:42:40] They expect you to know things nowadays.[0:42:41] You know what I mean?[0:42:42] It didn't used to be like that.[0:42:43] Like during the Vietnam War, they wouldn't go wonder what red skeleton thinks on this.[0:42:51] Oh, you didn't cut to me, Joe.[0:42:53] OK, so you got to cut to the TV and we'll rewind that there.[0:42:56] Sorry.[0:42:57] It's OK.[0:42:58] She's new at this, everybody.[0:42:59] Remember, Kalila just sits there.[0:43:01] Kalila just sits there and she has sex with other guys, and remember, Kalila has sex with[0:43:06] other guys constantly and cheats.[0:43:10] So.[0:43:11] All right, here we go.[0:43:14] Ben, you're a comedian.[0:43:17] They expect you to know things nowadays.[0:43:19] You know what I mean?[0:43:20] It didn't used to be like that, like during the Vietnam War, they wouldn't go wonder what[0:43:24] red skeleton thinks on this.[0:43:26] But nowadays, like I've heard, they go, the comedian is the modern day philosopher.[0:43:32] You know, which, first of all, it always makes me feel sad for the actual modern day philosophers.[0:43:41] Little too creepy for me.[0:43:43] I'm sorry.[0:43:44] I know how much everyone wants to love Norm, but I don't need to watch the dying cancer[0:43:49] guy deliver his last.[0:43:52] It's inappropriate.[0:43:53] It's not for me to see, you know?[0:43:55] And it's kind of grim.[0:43:57] It's kind of gross.[0:43:58] So I bet everybody thought this was amazing and incredible, right?[0:44:01] You see David Letterman at the end talking about, oh, so great.[0:44:04] Was it really incredible?[0:44:06] The best part was Dave Chappelle saying, now I hated Drew Michael so much.[0:44:11] Oh my God.[0:44:12] Dave Chappelle brings up comedian Drew Michael, this guy he used to work with.[0:44:16] It was incredible.[0:44:17] Here, let's see what else happens.[0:44:19] That was it.[0:44:21] Ed?[0:44:22] OK.[0:44:23] Let's see if there's any other clips here.[0:44:24] Cause I really would love to show the round table of the guys talking about it and see[0:44:28] if anyone could find that.[0:44:30] Like I said, I hate opening Netflix.[0:44:32] It's going to show you all my previously viewed shows.[0:44:35] It's too embarrassing.[0:44:38] Is Andrew Schultz, Kalila's Hawaiian lover?[0:44:42] Schultz went to Hawaii once.[0:44:44] Listen, Kalila sleeping with them all is not a secret.[0:44:47] We've got about 15 clips of Kalila talking about how she fantasizes about getting come[0:44:51] down by 17 other guys.[0:44:53] It's sick.[0:44:54] It's not even up for debate.[0:44:55] It's gross behavior.[0:44:57] And just because Bobby's a little bit better than the next worst guy in line doesn't mean[0:45:02] you've got to run over to those guys.[0:45:04] Plus their color correction is a little blue.[0:45:08] It's a little blue.[0:45:10] Jules cut back to me while you look for that.[0:45:12] Does that have them talking or does it have a guy talking over it?[0:45:17] Let's find out.[0:45:18] Here we go.[0:45:19] Opinion.[0:45:20] Yeah, this is a bunch of crazy shit.[0:45:24] Comics react.[0:45:25] It's got a bunch.[0:45:26] Oh, okay.[0:45:27] Yeah, there they are.[0:45:28] No, but it's got this guy.[0:45:29] Who's this guy here on my screen?[0:45:30] I know.[0:45:31] I'm just trying to find a clip of them.[0:45:33] This is like a guy going over that when you would sit here, I could show you this though.[0:45:38] And everybody, you should try to watch it on your own.[0:45:40] Skip forward to this part where all these losers are in the room.[0:45:43] Here they are.[0:45:44] He had Adam Sandler, David Spade, Conan O'Brien, Molly Shannon, Dave Chappelle, and that guy.[0:45:50] Let's see if we can see anything here.[0:45:51] Hang out after our show was on the road.[0:45:54] It was great.[0:45:55] Seeing him.[0:45:56] Cool.[0:45:57] Okay.[0:45:58] There it is.[0:45:59] There it goes.[0:46:00] Bye.[0:46:01] I thought it was icky.[0:46:02] Okay.[0:46:03] That's the bottom line.[0:46:04] I thought it was very icky.[0:46:05] And Norm is gone.[0:46:06] Say your goodbyes.[0:46:07] He's toast.[0:46:08] Okay.[0:46:09] Bye Norm.[0:46:10] But Mike, we wished you good health when you were sick.[0:46:14] Shouldn't we all?[0:46:15] No.[0:46:16] That doesn't mean I like other sickos.[0:46:17] All right.[0:46:18] I still hate who I hate.[0:46:20] All right.[0:46:21] Cut back to me, Jules.[0:46:22] Let's find something funny here.[0:46:23] How about...[0:46:24] Ooh, I can't decide.[0:46:25] There's so much good stuff.[0:46:26] I know.[0:46:27] We do have some good stuff today.[0:46:28] Should we see this quick one about Doug Stanhope showing his true feelings about Rogan?[0:46:33] This is pretty creepy.[0:46:35] We never really get any comedians being truthful about what it's like to be on Rogan or any[0:46:43] inside info on Rogan.[0:46:45] And even when comedians go on Rogan, they're all on their best behavior.[0:46:49] That's why Rogan thinks everybody is so great because yeah, I think everybody was great[0:46:54] if when they were around me, they treated me like gold.[0:46:57] They kissed my ass.[0:46:58] They were on their best behavior.[0:47:00] They never made an error.[0:47:02] Yeah.[0:47:03] That would be great.[0:47:04] So we never get to see anybody be real with Rogan.[0:47:07] We watch Rogan say some ridiculous stuff and we watch the guests go, huh, huh.[0:47:12] Yeah.[0:47:13] Yeah.[0:47:14] For the first time ever.[0:47:15] I think this is a bigger scoop than people realize.[0:47:18] We have Doug Stanhope, my old friend, talking kind of bad about Rogan and his last appearance.[0:47:29] Let's see this here.[0:47:31] Doug Stanhope talking about JRE.[0:47:33] What podcast was he on here?[0:47:35] Fat Mike.[0:47:36] Fat Mike from NoFX.[0:47:37] Wow.[0:47:38] Look at that.[0:47:39] And then I got to say, everybody was like, Mike, Fat Mike from NoFX.[0:47:43] He's also a sex guy.[0:47:45] He's into BDSSM and all this stuff.[0:47:47] You can't trust him.[0:47:50] You forgive him though?[0:47:51] No, I don't forget.[0:47:52] Obviously any sort of BDSM is not appropriate.[0:47:54] But you got a little bit of a soft spot for him.[0:47:56] No, not at all.[0:47:57] Not at all.[0:47:58] He's completely done in my book.[0:47:59] And I was, I was excited about Fat Mike's podcast, but now he's getting too close to[0:48:04] comedians.[0:48:05] I thought I saw you do a little smile when you saw Fat Mike at a podcast.[0:48:08] Okay, Jules, learn how to yes and or please, you know, I don't know what else to tell you[0:48:13] here.[0:48:14] It's Fat Mike.[0:48:15] Okay.[0:48:16] And does this thing kick off right away?[0:48:17] It's at 1215.[0:48:18] You can start.[0:48:19] 1215.[0:48:20] Okay.[0:48:21] Let's go to that.[0:48:22] 1215.[0:48:23] And, uh, we're going to hear some inside scooper-y here.[0:48:27] Let's see what happens.[0:48:28] Fat Mike.[0:48:29] Jules is calling me.[0:48:30] I'm as good of friends with you as I am with Roseanne.[0:48:32] What?[0:48:33] Oh, that's what I'm saying.[0:48:35] When you hang out, like all the people you tour with, we're always in different places[0:48:39] all the time.[0:48:40] Yeah.[0:48:41] But Doug, you called me at a bad place in your life.[0:48:43] It was sweet.[0:48:44] You were coming back from Joe Rogan's podcast.[0:48:47] You called me from a bad place in your life.[0:48:51] It was sweet.[0:48:52] He's getting off on it, which I like, but he also gets off on chains and hurting and[0:48:57] being dominated.[0:48:59] Not my cup of tea, but, uh, you called me at a bad time in your life right after you[0:49:06] left Brogan.[0:49:07] And this was his most recent appearance and we did notice that things were off on that[0:49:12] last episode, but we were kind of tired.[0:49:14] We're kind of falling asleep while we watch this, uh, Jules and I, and we don't really[0:49:19] know what happened on that podcast.[0:49:21] If anyone knows, please let us know, but wait till you hear what Doug says about his visit[0:49:29] with Rogan.[0:49:30] Yeah.[0:49:31] And you're like, Mike, uh, first of all, you drove there.[0:49:36] Yeah.[0:49:37] A thousand miles.[0:49:38] That's what people do.[0:49:39] They drive.[0:49:40] People drive?[0:49:41] A thousand.[0:49:42] That's $4,900,000 for a Tesla bro.[0:49:46] Ignore that.[0:49:47] I also have an econoline van.[0:49:49] Watch this.[0:49:50] Yeah.[0:49:51] You drove to Joe Rogan's show and you were upset when you left.[0:49:55] Yeah.[0:49:56] He seemed like he hated me.[0:49:57] He seemed like he hated me.[0:50:00] How nice.[0:50:01] Everything okay there Jules?[0:50:02] Yeah.[0:50:03] I was just looking for the clip to see if he was wearing the same outfit.[0:50:06] Oh, that's okay.[0:50:07] Let's watch this one together first and then we'll look for everything.[0:50:10] Um, let me back that up because I was waiting for your little smile there and uh, I got[0:50:16] nervous thinking the whole show fell apart over there.[0:50:19] I smiled.[0:50:20] Watch this.[0:50:21] I also have an econoline van.[0:50:23] And now you're under my control.[0:50:24] You drove to Joe Rogan's show and you were upset when you left.[0:50:28] Yeah.[0:50:29] It just seemed like he hated me.[0:50:30] It's all bummed out.[0:50:31] Did you say something that was mean?[0:50:32] No.[0:50:33] It's just like he didn't say goodbye or anything afterwards and like every time I started going[0:50:37] in a direction, he just kind of shut me down.[0:50:40] It was just very awkward.[0:50:41] And then, then he kind of wasn't going to say goodbye and ooh, no goodbyes.[0:50:47] No goodbyes.[0:50:48] Just hellos.[0:50:49] Just hellos.[0:50:50] That's bad.[0:50:51] No goodbyes.[0:50:52] You could cut to him while I'm looking at him.[0:50:55] Uh, interesting.[0:50:56] It was very awkward during the show.[0:50:59] He wouldn't say goodbye to me.[0:51:01] What is even a scenario like leaving a podcast without a goodbye?[0:51:05] He just walks right out on you?[0:51:06] That's gotta be really bad.[0:51:07] For those of you who don't know, these guys were best friends.[0:51:09] I mean, they did the man show together.[0:51:11] When I, you know, first started becoming aware of Rogan, I assumed these guys were like the[0:51:17] dynamic duo, you know, Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope.[0:51:20] So it's very strange to be seeing Doug like this and you know, Doug's not going to say[0:51:25] this stuff if he didn't really feel it.[0:51:27] So let's hear that again.[0:51:28] Hated me.[0:51:29] It's all bummed out.[0:51:30] Did you say something that was mean?[0:51:31] No.[0:51:32] It's just like he didn't say goodbye or anything afterwards and like every time I started going[0:51:36] in a direction and he just kind of shut me down, it was just very awkward.[0:51:40] And then, then he kind of wasn't going to say goodbye.[0:51:43] And yeah, I remember you saying something about comedians that are funny, unlike you.[0:51:51] He said something that really, cause you said right, right away, he's like, his eyes were[0:51:55] like, Oh, fuck this.[0:51:56] Yeah.[0:51:57] I still wonder.[0:51:58] Yeah.[0:51:59] So that's the part we're trying to find.[0:52:00] He said, you said something and then right away, Joe was like, fuck this and he kind[0:52:04] of changed his mood.[0:52:05] So if anyone knows what they're talking about, what they're talking about, we would love[0:52:09] to see that little clip where it all turned, where it all went bad.[0:52:13] What it was.[0:52:14] I can't go back and watch.[0:52:15] Why can't comedians fucking, I mean, comedians are known for making fun of each other all[0:52:18] the time.[0:52:19] Probably nothing, but I read into it so much.[0:52:24] But it's weird that I called you cause it's weird.[0:52:27] The people that you called for different problems.[0:52:31] He even called fat Mike from no effects, you know, something I wish I could do and told[0:52:39] him even told fat Mike right after it happened that this was a problem that this was even[0:52:43] bigger than they're making it out to be now.[0:52:46] What do you call me about the whole country fucking Las Vegas shooting joke that derailed[0:52:52] your fucking tour?[0:52:53] Yeah.[0:52:54] With, with the, the funny thing about that, uh, is that I didn't, is that about it for[0:52:59] the Joe Rogan talk or do they get back into that?[0:53:01] That's mostly it.[0:53:02] That's about it.[0:53:03] So the mystery is out there.[0:53:04] Joe Rogan looking worse and worse with his good friends.[0:53:07] If anyone again has that clip, let us know.[0:53:10] We're going to take a quick little health break.[0:53:12] Okay.[0:53:13] I'm going to get my maracas back on and we'll be right back with much more today on red[0:53:18] bar.[0:53:19] It's going to be very funny.[0:53:21] Where's the, uh, okay.[0:53:22] This is songs for show here today.[0:53:23] What do we got?[0:53:24] Anything good here?[0:53:25] What's a good one for the guys on break?[0:53:28] Jules.[0:53:29] Ooh, put on, um, Mr. Morale.[0:53:32] Mr. Morale.[0:53:33] Okay.[0:53:34] Yeah.[0:53:35] Very hard for me to see right now, to be honest.[0:53:37] Okay.[0:53:38] We'll be right back with much more on red bar.[0:53:39] See you soon.[0:53:40] It was one of the worst performances I've seen in my life.[0:53:53] I couldn't sleep last night because I felt this shit.[0:54:23] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,[0:54:44] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,[0:54:53] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,[0:55:14] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,[0:55:23] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no[0:55:53] No, no, no, no, no[0:56:23] No, no, no, no, no[0:56:53] No, no, no, no, no, no, no[0:57:23] I wonder how many times you've been had And I wonder how many plans have gone bad I wonder how many times you had sex And I wonder do you know who'll be next I wonder, I wonder[0:57:53] I wonder, I do I wonder about the love you can't find And I wonder about the loneliness that's mine I wonder how much goin' have you got And I wonder about your friends that are not[0:58:23] I wonder, I do I wonder about the tears in children's eyes And I wonder about the soldier that dies I wonder will this hatred ever end I wonder[0:58:53] I wonder, I wonder Wonder don't you I wonder how many times you've been had And I wonder how many dreams have gone bad I wonder how many times you had sex And I wonder[0:59:23] I wonder do you know who'll be next I wonder, I wonder Wonder I do[0:59:53] Uh, we'll be back in just a second. Just freshening up, gettin' all nice for everybody. We'll see you soon![1:00:23] You gave me something I understand[1:00:33] You gave me loving in my palm of my hand[1:00:41] I can tell you how I feel[1:00:47] My heart is like a wheel[1:00:51] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:00:59] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:01:17] I wanna tell you[1:01:27] And now's the time[1:01:31] I wanna tell you that you're all in my mind[1:01:39] I can tell you how I feel[1:01:45] My heart is like a wheel[1:01:49] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:01:57] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:02:15] I can tell you how I feel[1:02:43] My heart is like a wheel[1:02:47] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:02:55] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:03:13] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:03:23] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:03:33] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:03:41] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:03:51] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:04:01] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:04:09] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:04:19] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:04:29] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:04:39] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:04:49] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:04:59] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:05:09] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:05:19] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:05:29] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:05:39] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:05:49] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:05:57] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:06:07] Let me roll it, let me roll it to you[1:06:17] They talk normal and they talk about their little career for three hours with no jokes, nothing thrilling being said[1:06:27] Why blow this opportunity? Nobody's gonna run out to learn more about you, Fahim[1:06:33] So this is the disgusting Fahim who's sitting around asking Joe about advice on how to get fans[1:06:41] You know this guy doesn't have any fans yet[1:06:43] He's trying to figure out how to build a community, or maybe figure that out before you come on this big show[1:06:47] Okay Joe, at this point we don't really, you really shouldn't be wasting our time with guys like this on this show at this point[1:06:56] But we're gonna show you his big lie, but let's just get comfortable with Fahim first and then we will grow to hate him together[1:07:05] Yeah, you don't ever smoke cigars and drink whiskey unless you're with me?[1:07:10] No, I do other people, but like, yeah, this is like the thing to do, you know what I mean? Last time was fun, we did it[1:07:17] Yeah, we're conversating[1:07:19] I like that word too[1:07:20] Yeah, conversating[1:07:21] Conversating, doesn't seem like it's a real word, but I think it is[1:07:24] It is![1:07:26] Yeah, yeah[1:07:28] Ooh, it's gonna be a rough JRE, did people see this one?[1:07:32] So, first we'll show you this one, let's see what Joe Rogan thinks about Whitney Cummings, you're gonna be shocked with this one[1:07:40] This is just a little opener, you know you have the main time code and then you got the opener[1:07:44] He's really out of it, he's really out of date, I'm actually worried about how out of it he's becoming and the things that are flying out of his mouth[1:07:53] So is this 67 minutes in, Jules?[1:07:55] Yes[1:07:56] Okay[1:07:57] Just depending on what time it shows you, it's always different[1:07:59] Yeah, now it's showing me, so 67 even?[1:08:01] Yeah[1:08:02] Okay, let's try to get there, 66, 57, let's try it[1:08:07] I think there's another seven steps if a girl does stand up, don't you think?[1:08:12] Yeah, also though I think that happens just with any comedian who takes the stage and is not known[1:08:18] You're starting from zero or a deficit[1:08:21] For sure[1:08:22] There is this like, this guy thinks he's funny? You gotta prove yourself funny, you're unfunny until proven funny[1:08:28] For sure, but don't you think there is a prejudice that women aren't as funny?[1:08:32] That exists in the world, yes[1:08:34] So they go up for the most part with at least skepticism from some audience members[1:08:40] Yeah[1:08:41] Yeah[1:08:42] Which is too bad, you know because it's just, it's not, it doesn't go across sex lines, it just doesn't[1:08:49] Some of the best comics that we know are women, it doesn't[1:08:53] Some of the best comics we know are women, okay that's a new one[1:08:57] Sex lines[1:08:58] Okay, well let's see what he says next[1:09:00] Saw Whitney's set[1:09:01] Whitney[1:09:02] Whitney's set, she's about the film, dude it's fucking brilliant, it's fucking great[1:09:06] Brilliant, Whitney Cummings is fucking brilliant, do you hear that one? Brilliant[1:09:12] I mean this is the stuff that's coming out of his mouth, she's terrible by the way, she's terrible[1:09:18] You know he gets drunk in the back of the room and every friend of his that he sees, he's so happy[1:09:23] That his friends are there, that he's drinking and he confuses that with killing and that they're great[1:09:29] Let's hear what else he says about Whitney C. Cummings, shout outs to Ashley Cummings by the way[1:09:36] Whitney's sister who loves red bars, she's been wishing me best wishes all year[1:09:41] You saw her when she came through town?[1:09:43] Saw her at the Paramount[1:09:44] Oh[1:09:45] It was really funny[1:09:46] When was that?[1:09:47] A month ago[1:09:48] Oh okay[1:09:49] Somewhere around there[1:09:50] Yeah she's about to shoot, I wonder if she's[1:09:52] Dude her material is smooth, she's in a groove right now, it's like she's so comfortable on stage[1:09:57] Excuse me[1:09:58] It's really fun but she's a perfect example, like she doesn't play up her looks at all[1:10:02] She doesn't play up her looks at all, the woman with breast implants and the ever changing haircut every day[1:10:09] And the pounds and pounds of oils that she uses, god forbid she gets one wrinkle around the eye when she's 70[1:10:16] Well that's hilarious because that means all of her beauty treatments make Rogan think that she's trying to be purposefully ugly[1:10:24] Wow[1:10:25] Don't you think?[1:10:26] She doesn't even play up her looks at all, you know she looks like a goddamn dog, she's disgusting[1:10:31] Meanwhile she's trying[1:10:32] She's playing up her looks bro[1:10:34] Whitney downplays it if anything, she's always got like pink hair[1:10:38] See he thinks pink hair is like a gross hair[1:10:41] Yeah well look at that because he hates the trans so much[1:10:46] Wow that's kind of an insult then[1:10:48] Jean jacket like Elvis[1:10:49] She wears a jean jacket, downplaying her looks[1:10:52] You ever seen a girl in a jean jacket?[1:10:54] I'm wearing a jean jacket right now[1:10:56] To him a girl in a jean jacket is like looking at Tim Pool[1:10:59] Also kind of an inspiring person where you look at someone who just doesn't do stand up, like is a grinder, has always been[1:11:05] She's a grinder, she's always, doesn't he have a cool voice for being a comedian[1:11:11] He's so cool[1:11:12] Let's torture this guy[1:11:14] Like legally[1:11:16] The show is always moving, always doing things[1:11:19] She grinds so hard dude, she's one of the people, I'll have a conversation with her[1:11:23] She goes I'm about to make a documentary on violence[1:11:25] I go what the fuck are you doing?[1:11:27] Where do you have the time for this?[1:11:29] And so she was[1:11:30] You mean the female mind?[1:11:32] Violence[1:11:33] I'm about to make a documentary[1:11:35] Shut the fuck up[1:11:37] I'm going to start taking it out on the real Chrysler's wife soon[1:11:40] You're about to make a documentary about violence soon[1:11:44] Does Eminem know?[1:11:46] Telling me, I didn't even know about this[1:11:48] There's some crazy fucking sport they do in England[1:11:51] I think they do it once a year or something like that[1:11:53] Where, was it England or Italy?[1:11:55] Okay, big deal, let's catch Faham Fahim in his big lie[1:11:59] Remember this is a Middle Eastern person, he hates gay people like the FaZe Clan does[1:12:06] We'll tell you about that in a second[1:12:07] The FaZe Clan hates gay people and so do a lot of people[1:12:10] This is good, at least they're being honest for now[1:12:14] Let's get to the good stuff here[1:12:16] It's Fahim caught in a lie[1:12:19] And this is one of our favorites[1:12:21] This is when a comedian starts telling a story[1:12:23] And in the middle of it he realizes this story needs a little punch up[1:12:28] So I'm going to do what's called a few additions[1:12:33] We've seen comedians do additions[1:12:35] This is where they start telling a story and it's whether[1:12:38] Maybe the story's not going so well[1:12:40] So they quickly scramble to come up with a new part that they didn't think over[1:12:44] Or maybe it's going so well[1:12:46] And they love the laughs, they can't get enough of the laughs[1:12:49] So they go, oh I'm going to keep going[1:12:51] They add a new one in[1:12:54] Without really making sure all the details line up[1:12:58] That's what we're about to see[1:13:00] These are good[1:13:01] And I want everyone to really rub this in Fahim's face after this[1:13:07] So this is 7920[1:13:09] And it's called the Blazer Lie Story[1:13:15] 7920[1:13:16] And I hope you guys caught this lie[1:13:18] This is a good one[1:13:19] You're only going to see this on Red Bar[1:13:21] 79 what? 20?[1:13:23] Yep[1:13:24] Alright[1:13:25] 7921?[1:13:26] Sure[1:13:27] We'll do it[1:13:28] Let's hit it[1:13:29] With a steak sauce?[1:13:30] Watch this[1:13:31] What's your favorite steak place in Austin?[1:13:33] Great start to a story[1:13:34] What's your favorite steak place in Austin?[1:13:36] What's your favorite steak place in Austin?[1:13:38] That's what you do when you're trying to just appease Joe Rogan[1:13:41] And you ran out of talking about your career[1:13:43] So we're almost like, yeah we're an hour and a half in[1:13:46] He's been talking about his little comedy career[1:13:48] And all the behind the scenes nonsense of comedy[1:13:50] Like we really need to know[1:13:52] And then once he was out of that[1:13:54] He really doesn't have anything else to say this Fahim[1:13:57] What's your favorite steak place in Austin?[1:13:59] I don't eat steaks[1:14:01] He's one of these guys who thinks like[1:14:03] Steaks bad for you[1:14:05] And he's like trying to not eat it as much[1:14:07] Maybe he only eats it like once every two weeks[1:14:09] Cause he thinks that's the problem[1:14:11] He eats lean[1:14:13] He eats it lean[1:14:15] So you didn't really have anything to say[1:14:17] What's your favorite steak place?[1:14:18] And he gets Rogan talking[1:14:20] Now imagine again[1:14:21] Imagine this is your opportunity to be on Rogan[1:14:23] And you start asking him about wolves[1:14:25] Steaks[1:14:26] And MMA[1:14:28] You know, just what we need[1:14:30] So watch this[1:14:32] Austin's a good spot[1:14:34] Um[1:14:35] Austin[1:14:37] What's that Weekend song?[1:14:38] Austin, Austin[1:14:40] I'ma move to Austin[1:14:42] Weekend[1:14:43] Alright, I'll let it play[1:14:44] We did Eddie V's a lot[1:14:45] We were there the other day[1:14:46] Yeah, Eddie V's is a shit[1:14:48] Cause it's like real old school[1:14:50] Eddie V's, an old school steak place[1:14:52] Fahim says, oh yeah we went there the other day[1:14:54] I'm sure you were dragged[1:14:56] It probably wasn't your decision[1:14:57] He's more of a subway guy[1:14:59] So they went to Eddie V's[1:15:01] Now Jules, why don't you pull up Eddie V's privately[1:15:03] Let me know how fancy it is[1:15:07] So you could go to like Yelp, Eddie V's and then indoor pics[1:15:11] Let me know if it looks fancy[1:15:13] Like do I need to be dressed up when I go to Eddie V's[1:15:15] Can I wear this?[1:15:17] Can I wear a hat?[1:15:18] That's what I want to know[1:15:20] Now only a noob who barely goes to restaurants[1:15:23] Thinks he needs to get dressed up[1:15:26] Just because he's going to a place that might be a little expensive[1:15:30] Or a little bit more expensive than what he's used to[1:15:33] Okay, you ever met these guys[1:15:35] Who feel insecure at a restaurant cause they're not dressed up[1:15:38] Do you have to log in to see a Yelp review?[1:15:40] Wow[1:15:41] Ignore her fellas[1:15:43] I mean[1:15:44] Let's just watch the clip[1:15:45] Forget Eddie V's, I got this all figured out[1:15:47] Watch this[1:15:48] You go in there, it's like a classic steak house[1:15:51] I love that place[1:15:52] I was wearing a t-shirt and I'm like oh fuck[1:15:54] There you go, okay so this part could be true[1:15:57] And it is true[1:15:58] He went to Eddie V's, he was wearing a t-shirt[1:16:00] And he's like ah fuck[1:16:02] That means you're insecure and you've never been to a restaurant[1:16:04] I only wear t-shirts to restaurants[1:16:06] Okay covered in scars[1:16:08] Scabs[1:16:09] Burns[1:16:10] You know I'm on medication that makes me burn in the sun[1:16:13] Instantly[1:16:14] So this whole arm is like bubbling and pussing and smoking[1:16:20] Okay[1:16:21] But I still wear a t-shirt[1:16:23] It doesn't matter what you wear at a restaurant anymore[1:16:26] Unless you never go to them[1:16:28] You might think it does[1:16:29] So listen to this, the story starts expanding[1:16:33] The schlub at this place[1:16:34] I didn't know how fancy it was[1:16:36] Well it's not necessarily fancy[1:16:38] Like you can most certainly go there in a t-shirt[1:16:40] I know but I don't want to be the only guy in a t-shirt at the fucking steak place[1:16:43] It doesn't matter[1:16:44] Luckily I saw another guy with a t-shirt[1:16:45] I was like alright cool[1:16:46] Austin's pretty[1:16:47] Dude that's what's going through your head[1:16:48] You know what's going through my head at the restaurant?[1:16:51] Jules you know what's going through my head?[1:16:53] They better not screw up[1:16:54] Because I'm ready to walk out[1:16:56] I go to a restaurant[1:16:57] I'm itching to walk out and get in an incident with the server[1:17:03] You should have seen me at Fogo de Chaus[1:17:06] Whoa did I go nuts[1:17:08] You know if they're not playing music[1:17:10] It's a whole thing[1:17:11] You know when I go to a restaurant[1:17:12] I put on the hat of a co-manager[1:17:15] You know I'm[1:17:16] When I walk into a restaurant[1:17:17] I'm setting up the music for them[1:17:19] Hey is this okay?[1:17:20] Is the lighting off?[1:17:21] Really it's a big embarrassment for Jules[1:17:23] Alright let's see what happens here[1:17:25] So remember[1:17:26] Fahim is visiting Joe Rogan in Austin[1:17:29] He heard about Eddie V's[1:17:31] He goes[1:17:32] He's wearing his black dress t-shirt by the way[1:17:35] It's not like he's wearing a wacky t-shirt[1:17:37] He's wearing his dress t-shirt[1:17:38] And he's saying he feels a little uncomfortable[1:17:41] Okay we got that good[1:17:42] Pretty laid back with that[1:17:44] Pretty fucking laid back[1:17:45] They're not gonna make me wear a loner blazer[1:17:47] Like sir[1:17:48] I would not go[1:17:49] One time I did that it was[1:17:50] Okay here we go[1:17:53] Fahim starts going[1:17:54] You know he's trying to think[1:17:55] He's on the show[1:17:56] He's a comedian[1:17:57] He's gotta come up with a bit right?[1:17:58] So he goes[1:17:59] I love it when they like[1:18:00] Make you wear a loner blazer[1:18:02] Alright[1:18:03] Let's make that perfectly clear[1:18:05] That's from Seinfeld[1:18:07] And Seinfeld probably[1:18:09] Only[1:18:10] Okay[1:18:11] Remember that episode of Seinfeld[1:18:12] Where he goes to the fancy restaurant[1:18:14] And they're like[1:18:15] Sir[1:18:16] You must be wearing a coat[1:18:17] And he goes[1:18:18] Oh really?[1:18:19] And then he has to put on[1:18:20] Pull this up[1:18:21] Seinfeld[1:18:22] Look at this clip Jules[1:18:23] Seinfeld Blazer[1:18:26] Uh[1:18:27] Restaurant[1:18:28] Sport coat[1:18:29] I'm sure you'll find a clip[1:18:30] And then send that to my uh[1:18:31] Messages[1:18:33] But the thing was[1:18:34] Oh everybody remembers this episode[1:18:36] And they gave him the corny[1:18:38] Blazer[1:18:39] It had this big patch on it[1:18:41] And he felt like a douche[1:18:42] It was ill fitting[1:18:43] Remember that?[1:18:44] Did you find it?[1:18:45] Um[1:18:46] Do you recognize which one it was?[1:18:47] Let's see[1:18:48] You sent me a YouTube[1:18:49] Here let's see what it is[1:18:50] Yeah here it's[1:18:51] It's uh[1:18:55] Uh[1:18:56] Seinfeld buys a jacket[1:18:57] Wow he's been doing a lot of[1:18:58] Jacket stuff[1:18:59] In this[1:19:01] This series[1:19:02] Wow[1:19:03] Like almost every episode[1:19:04] Has a jacket[1:19:05] The premise is about like a[1:19:06] Jacket[1:19:08] Yikes[1:19:09] That's gonna take me forever[1:19:10] Well[1:19:11] I don't know[1:19:12] If somebody knows what I'm[1:19:13] Talking about[1:19:14] Send it to Jules in the chat or[1:19:15] Something and we'll do it[1:19:16] Later but[1:19:17] Watch this[1:19:18] Watch this[1:19:19] So Fahim[1:19:20] Goes[1:19:21] Don't you hate it when they make[1:19:22] You put on one of those loaner[1:19:23] Jackets[1:19:25] Okay[1:19:26] Keep that in mind[1:19:27] Watch this[1:19:28] I was graduating high school[1:19:30] And my rich friend[1:19:31] He's like[1:19:32] Hey we're having dinner[1:19:33] At the Columbia tower[1:19:34] In Seattle[1:19:35] I'm like[1:19:36] Oh okay cool[1:19:37] So I thought I dressed nice[1:19:38] I thought[1:19:39] It's nice for what I[1:19:40] You know think[1:19:41] Okay so now he starts[1:19:42] Telling the story of how this[1:19:43] Happened[1:19:44] To him[1:19:45] I'm gonna back that up[1:19:46] So we can see the beginning[1:19:47] Of this[1:19:48] Here's where I believe[1:19:50] The lie[1:19:51] Begins[1:19:52] Fahim[1:19:53] Fahim what's it like being on[1:19:55] Red bar by the way[1:19:57] Chilling[1:19:58] Who is this guy[1:19:59] I don't even know this guy[1:20:00] It doesn't matter if you know me[1:20:01] You don't have to know me[1:20:02] To be on the show[1:20:05] Who is this guy[1:20:06] I don't even know him[1:20:07] Great comeback[1:20:09] That'll work[1:20:11] Okay watch this[1:20:13] Come on Fahim[1:20:15] You're embarrassing me[1:20:16] So this is Spotify huh[1:20:18] I mean you see I pressed play[1:20:20] Here we go[1:20:21] Pretty laid back with that[1:20:22] Watch this[1:20:23] Pretty fucking laid back[1:20:24] They're not gonna make me[1:20:25] Wear a loaner blazer[1:20:26] Like sir[1:20:27] I would not go[1:20:28] One time I did that[1:20:29] It was[1:20:30] I was graduating high school[1:20:31] And my rich friend[1:20:32] He's like[1:20:33] Hey we're having dinner[1:20:34] At the Columbia tower[1:20:35] In Seattle[1:20:36] Okay[1:20:37] This is good[1:20:38] And I want everyone to pay[1:20:39] Attention to the details[1:20:40] One time[1:20:41] Any story that starts with[1:20:42] One time[1:20:43] Means they don't know why[1:20:46] So one time[1:20:47] When I was graduating high school[1:20:49] And what did he say[1:20:50] He was with his rich friend[1:20:51] Yes[1:20:52] Okay rich friend right[1:20:53] Okay he's with his rich friend[1:20:55] They go to a fancy restaurant[1:20:57] Okay cool[1:20:58] So I thought I dressed nice[1:20:59] I thought[1:21:00] It's nice for what I[1:21:01] You know think[1:21:02] I go up to the top floor[1:21:03] The Columbia tower[1:21:04] And they're like[1:21:05] Sir[1:21:06] You're gonna have to wear[1:21:07] This loaner blazer[1:21:09] I don't know[1:21:11] That sounds like something that[1:21:13] Happened on[1:21:14] The same fold[1:21:15] Only[1:21:16] Now watch this[1:21:17] And I just[1:21:18] I'm like swimming[1:21:19] In this[1:21:20] I look like a[1:21:21] Like a 98[1:21:22] Draft class[1:21:23] I would go just for the loaner blazer[1:21:25] So I'm having to eat this[1:21:26] It's so embarrassing[1:21:27] It's like the blazer of shame[1:21:28] I'm eating with all these like[1:21:29] This rich family[1:21:30] And I'm just the guy[1:21:31] Okay now he's with a rich family[1:21:34] He's with a rich family now[1:21:36] So keep that[1:21:37] Jules why don't you make a note[1:21:38] Of these details of the story[1:21:39] First it was[1:21:40] He was going out with his rich friend[1:21:42] Okay[1:21:43] He's with a rich family[1:21:44] Okay[1:21:45] Loaner blazer[1:21:46] He's swimming in it[1:21:47] Okay[1:21:48] The whole restaurant Jules[1:21:49] Get this[1:21:50] They're staring at him[1:21:51] Alright[1:21:52] Rich friend[1:21:53] Quite the bit[1:21:54] Rich family[1:21:55] Quite the bit[1:21:56] Swimming[1:21:57] Staring[1:21:58] Great listen to this[1:21:59] Hand me down blazer[1:22:00] That I'm swimming in[1:22:01] Eating this food[1:22:02] That I never get on my own[1:22:04] What a weird rule[1:22:05] Like who is this off-putting to?[1:22:07] Like you're just shaming me[1:22:09] Watch this[1:22:10] You're just making everyone[1:22:11] Look over their shoulder[1:22:12] This little boy doesn't know any better[1:22:15] Like give me a pass[1:22:16] If I was a 35 year old man[1:22:18] Give me the loaner blazer[1:22:19] And I[1:22:20] So he's getting off[1:22:21] Joe's like laughing[1:22:22] So he's getting[1:22:23] He's like yeah man[1:22:24] This story fucking ruled dude[1:22:26] This right[1:22:27] See the excitement[1:22:28] He's happy[1:22:29] This worked[1:22:30] Joe's buying it[1:22:31] I'm finally coming[1:22:32] And this was his first attempt[1:22:33] At any sort of humorous tale[1:22:35] Throughout the show[1:22:36] So he's very excited right now[1:22:38] I deserve to be shamed[1:22:39] But I'm 18 at the time[1:22:41] Watch this[1:22:42] Like I don't need this[1:22:43] Okay pay attention to his little smile[1:22:45] Okay remember he's very pleased with himself[1:22:47] Look at that[1:22:48] This fucking rules are making the one and only[1:22:51] JRE laugh[1:22:53] Fuck yeah dream come true[1:22:55] Where he's gone right?[1:22:56] He's been worrying for a month about being on the show[1:22:58] He's good now right?[1:23:00] Or is he?[1:23:01] Why didn't your friends tell you?[1:23:03] What a setup[1:23:04] I guess but I mean when you're 18[1:23:06] When you're 18 you're like hey[1:23:07] Wear a blazer[1:23:08] This place is fancy[1:23:09] But how do your friends not know[1:23:10] That you have to wear a blazer[1:23:11] Do they not know either?[1:23:12] Or do they just magically have blazers on?[1:23:14] I guess they magically have[1:23:15] Maybe they're so fancy they always[1:23:16] They're fucking with you[1:23:17] It's like let's make Vahim feel bad[1:23:19] Like do you have one my size?[1:23:21] No[1:23:22] Watch this[1:23:23] We just have the shame blazer[1:23:24] Take that smoke[1:23:25] Ohhhh[1:23:26] The fools[1:23:27] Stop[1:23:28] Uh oh[1:23:29] Thank you Joe[1:23:33] Joe goes[1:23:34] Why didn't your friends warn you?[1:23:36] Wait were all your friends wearing blazers?[1:23:38] Because[1:23:39] I thought you were with a family[1:23:40] Because sometimes[1:23:41] Yeah[1:23:42] I thought you were with a family[1:23:43] So this is interesting[1:23:44] So he went to the restaurant right?[1:23:46] He didn't know he had to wear a blazer[1:23:48] So he gets the loner blazer[1:23:50] But if that's true[1:23:51] That means all of his friends[1:23:54] Were wearing blazers[1:23:56] And they didn't tell him[1:23:58] That he needed a blazer[1:24:00] He didn't ask hey guys[1:24:01] Why are you all wearing blazers?[1:24:04] So he didn't think that part through[1:24:06] And you'll see[1:24:07] And you'll see[1:24:08] He takes this fools puff[1:24:09] And a fools swig[1:24:10] I'll click it and zoom in on the pause[1:24:11] Yeah[1:24:12] For a sec[1:24:13] We will[1:24:14] Hold on[1:24:15] I'm gonna go[1:24:16] I'm gonna get a better part[1:24:17] We got him[1:24:18] Watch this[1:24:19] Friends not know that you have to wear a blazer[1:24:20] Did they not know either?[1:24:21] Or did they just magically have blazers on?[1:24:23] I guess they magically had[1:24:24] Maybe they're so fancy they always[1:24:25] They're fucking with you[1:24:26] They're fucking with you[1:24:27] Let's make Vahim feel bad[1:24:28] Watch this[1:24:29] Like do you have one my size?[1:24:30] No[1:24:31] Watch this[1:24:32] We just have the shame blazer[1:24:33] Look at that cigar[1:24:34] Ooooo[1:24:35] Wait[1:24:36] Now you can't do that?[1:24:37] You can't go back just a little bit with arrow keys on Spotify?[1:24:41] No you have to click the 15 second it's brutal[1:24:44] It's brutal[1:24:45] Okay watch this[1:24:46] So we have one size fits all[1:24:49] Yeah I mean if you're gonna have big people and little people just get a giant one[1:24:52] Fuck those little people with no blazers[1:24:54] Yeah well I made everyone there happy I guess by having the blazer on[1:24:58] Woah[1:25:01] Remember that good mood he was in?[1:25:03] Yikes[1:25:04] Good mood gone[1:25:05] Uh oh[1:25:12] Holy man I forgot[1:25:13] And for the rest of the show[1:25:15] For the rest of the show he's killing himself inside[1:25:18] He's eating himself up alive over the lie[1:25:21] Hoping nobody caught that[1:25:22] It throws him off[1:25:23] Throws him off the whole time[1:25:25] Look at that[1:25:27] That's the look[1:25:28] That's the look[1:25:29] What did I just do?[1:25:32] And watch that smile's gone now for the rest of the show that smile doesn't really come back like it used to shine[1:25:38] Hilariously stupid[1:25:40] Wow[1:25:41] What's interesting is like you could be at that same restaurant and there's no rules for women in that way[1:25:46] Like a woman could have a[1:25:47] He's not paying attention anymore he's panicking in his mind[1:25:49] There's no dress code rules for women?[1:25:51] Yeah[1:25:52] What kind of statement is that?[1:25:53] Leave-less shirt on[1:25:54] That's a good point[1:25:55] And a woman could have a skirt on where you could see her legs and as long as she looks good it's totally cool[1:26:02] Like the standards[1:26:03] Right[1:26:04] See Joe's wondering why he's like not responding to him in the same way anymore[1:26:09] Joe's like what is did you turn did I catch you in one of your lies?[1:26:13] Or a woman's dress[1:26:14] Is there a loner female in there?[1:26:16] Oh see his eyes are shitty now[1:26:18] His eyes are crap[1:26:20] His eyes went from I'm having a good time this is going the right way to uh oh[1:26:26] You should okay wait can you like screenshot this or something and then compare it to his face when he said[1:26:31] What's your favorite steak restaurant in Austin?[1:26:33] I could try that's a lot of work for a sick old man like me[1:26:37] Anyway Fahim Amwa what did you think huh?[1:26:41] Pretty good keep your eye on him let's bust him for all his lies make him sick of his own life[1:26:47] Got it?[1:26:49] Can I read a chat message?[1:26:51] Yeah I'd love that while I prepare for my next stunt[1:26:54] This is referring to the Stanhope thingamajig we were talking about earlier[1:26:58] Someone said it's when Stanhope said spaghetti against the wall about how often Alex Jones is right about conspiracy theories[1:27:07] You can clearly see Joe gets offended[1:27:09] That bothered Joe?[1:27:10] And I feel like I remember seeing a clip of that somewhere so let me try to find it[1:27:13] Yeah[1:27:14] If you want[1:27:15] Can you put on the break screen my earpiece is falling and I want to fix it but I don't want my penis to fall[1:27:20] Touch your ear in public[1:27:22] Give me a sec[1:27:23] Austin you can put on a song or something while we wait[1:27:27] Jules[1:27:28] Okay[1:27:29] Hit it[1:27:30] Austin, Austin I want you Austin[1:27:34] We'll be right back just fixing my ears[1:27:37] It's so hot too[1:27:54] Roll my blunt, fill my cup, be my bitch, hold my gun, load it up, count my slug[1:28:00] Yeah, they don't know nothing, roll my blunt, be my bitch[1:28:03] Down on none, roll my blunt, fill my cup[1:28:07] Down on none, roll my blunt, fill my cup, be my bitch, rub my gut[1:28:12] Rub your butt, be my slut, be my cunt[1:28:14] Yeah so what, fuck them hoes[1:28:16] They don't know nothing[1:28:18] Fuck they tough out[1:28:20] They don't know nothing[1:28:22] Time to call up with the buzz[1:28:24] First I thought it was none[1:28:26] Probably think I want to hit it, run[1:28:27] Bad girls want to have fun[1:28:29] I don't want no goody two shoes, no none[1:28:31] I ain't no priest, I ain't gonna preach[1:28:33] I don't want no goody goody but she still crazy[1:28:36] I share my clothes with my bitch like she my sis[1:28:39] I don't beat my bitch, I need my bitch[1:28:41] She clean my crib, she feed my friends[1:28:43] She keep my secret rich, she keep my fridge packed[1:28:45] My freezer lit, that's how deep I get[1:28:47] Negative degrees, what the type of bitch I need[1:28:49] Roll my blunt, fill my cup, be my bitch[1:28:51] Hold my, hold my, get up, count my slugs[1:28:55] Down on none, roll my blunt, be my bitch[1:28:58] Down on none, roll my blunt, fill my cup[1:29:02] Down on none, roll my blunt, fill my cup, be my bitch[1:29:05] Rub my gut, rub your butt, be my slut[1:29:08] Be my cunt, be my cunt, be my cunt[1:29:10] So what, fuck them hoes[1:29:12] They don't know nothing[1:29:14] Fuck they tough out[1:29:15] They don't know nothing[1:29:19] No[1:29:22] No[1:29:28] Okay, we can come back[1:29:32] We can come back, yeah[1:29:33] Hi everybody[1:29:35] Can you hear this in there if I use my fan on here?[1:29:38] Yeah[1:29:39] Is that loud?[1:29:40] Hey, I learned about this from James Charles[1:29:43] Let's see[1:29:45] That's still too loud, right?[1:29:47] God, I'm hot, man[1:29:48] Maybe a little blow off[1:29:49] I'm very hot, very hot[1:29:51] We currently have to turn the AC off[1:29:55] It's blazing hot summer here[1:29:58] And we have to turn the AC off to do the show[1:30:00] But we're having our, we have a second AC unit[1:30:03] They're piping in some silent lines into the room in a couple of weeks[1:30:08] We thought if we blast this place with AC[1:30:10] For like a good two hours before the show[1:30:12] That it would last[1:30:13] But it is not lasting and I'm wearing sweaters[1:30:17] In the summer, so forgive me[1:30:19] We got to take a cool down or it'll be like a computer[1:30:21] Where it starts to go slow a bit, you know[1:30:24] So what did people say about Doug Stanhope?[1:30:26] Did they say they found something?[1:30:27] I found the clip of the part that guy was talking about[1:30:29] So we can decide if we think this is part of it[1:30:31] Yeah, okay, so this is[1:30:32] Oh, and somebody actually like clipped this for YouTube, huh?[1:30:34] Yeah, this is on Joe Rogan's Reddit, I think[1:30:37] Great, okay, Joe Rogan's Reddit[1:30:38] Let's see what the people say[1:30:40] Joe gets defensive, uh oh[1:30:42] Joe gets defensive when Alex[1:30:44] When Doug Stanhope criticizes Alex Jones[1:30:46] When Doug asks[1:30:47] At what point are we responsible for misinformation[1:30:50] Because people do believe in us, okay[1:30:52] Let's see the clip[1:30:54] Here it comes[1:30:56] Yeah, Joe gets very defensive about stuff like that[1:30:59] Remember, what was the other one[1:31:00] Oh yeah, we showed it to you the other day[1:31:01] Where he got really mad that he, uh[1:31:03] That he found out that Australian, uh[1:31:07] Governments were allowing people to grow food[1:31:11] Remember when he thought the Australian government[1:31:14] Was banning the growth of your own food[1:31:16] And then when he found out that was fake[1:31:18] He actually got mad[1:31:20] Okay, let's see what he does here[1:31:23] Hold on, I gotta unmute[1:31:25] We're gonna grow a little bit[1:31:27] And take it away, Doug[1:31:29] I hate cause they're terrible, Chelsea Handler[1:31:32] How dare you[1:31:34] What? She's[1:31:36] How dare you[1:31:37] I watched a special just to hate watch it[1:31:40] And[1:31:41] Why didn't you watch a documentary[1:31:43] About butterflies[1:31:45] Something positive[1:31:47] Are you Alex Jonesing me[1:31:50] Uh oh[1:31:52] When I did Alex Jones' fucking thing[1:31:55] His podcast[1:31:57] Before he was like[1:31:59] Over the top[1:32:00] Do you wanna do it while you're out here[1:32:01] No[1:32:02] Do you wanna do it while you're out here[1:32:03] No, no, no[1:32:04] He's gone[1:32:05] No, no[1:32:06] When he started[1:32:07] When Alex Jones started in Austin[1:32:09] We were more popular than him[1:32:11] And he did this[1:32:13] Cable access thing[1:32:15] Yeah[1:32:16] And then that guy Charlie[1:32:17] He's like[1:32:18] Yeah, he's just being a cartoon[1:32:21] He's trying to sell tickets[1:32:23] And then he bought his own bullshit[1:32:25] Well, he's right about enough things[1:32:27] That is very confusing[1:32:29] You know, Alex Jones is right about Epstein[1:32:31] Spaghetti against the wall[1:32:33] No, no, no, no, no[1:32:34] One of those strips of spaghetti is right[1:32:36] No, no, no[1:32:37] Ooh, Joe's highs[1:32:39] We're getting a little mad[1:32:40] He told[1:32:41] No, he's right about more than spaghetti against the wall[1:32:43] That's why we know about Operation Northwoods[1:32:45] I'll deal with that[1:32:46] No, no, no, no[1:32:47] I knew about that beforehand[1:32:48] But he[1:32:49] Or in that range[1:32:50] I read it online[1:32:51] But he told me about Bohemian Grove[1:32:53] He told me about Epstein's Island[1:32:55] When he told me about Epstein's Island[1:32:57] I was like[1:32:58] That is the craziest thing I've ever heard[1:32:59] Where a bunch of like really rich[1:33:01] Okay, so you think that's the moment, huh?[1:33:03] That's where it turned[1:33:04] I don't know[1:33:05] I think we've been noticing this thing[1:33:06] Where Joe kind of gets annoyed at guests[1:33:08] That aren't quite riding the same vibe as him[1:33:12] You know, I think when he sees[1:33:14] That a guest is on some sort of pill[1:33:16] Or Adderall[1:33:17] He kind of gets mad[1:33:18] And I don't think when he likes[1:33:19] When a guest is getting a little too drunk[1:33:21] Or louder than he's being[1:33:24] You know[1:33:25] He has to be on the same level[1:33:26] For it to go there[1:33:27] So it could be something like that[1:33:28] But that was just the beginning of that clip[1:33:30] Oh, should we play more?[1:33:31] I mean, I don't know[1:33:32] I haven't seen it[1:33:33] Sure, okay[1:33:34] But maybe something crazier happens[1:33:36] Where politicians and world leaders[1:33:37] Go to fuck underage girls[1:33:38] And I'm like, that's crazy[1:33:39] It's an island[1:33:40] That's crazy[1:33:41] And it turns out to be true[1:33:42] I was like, what?[1:33:43] And he tells me people[1:33:45] Who told him about it[1:33:46] And how he heard about it[1:33:47] Jamie, remember my counterpoint[1:33:49] Is Joe Francis from Girls of...[1:33:51] Ooh, look at that face[1:33:53] So why?[1:33:54] Why are you getting so mad?[1:33:55] Cause he's yelling at Jamie[1:33:56] And now he's not quite listening to you[1:33:58] Look at that[1:33:59] So he did get mad[1:34:02] But why would that make him mad?[1:34:03] What's so crazy about that?[1:34:04] I mean, that's like the mainstream take on Alex Jones.[1:34:07] I think it's more of like a emotional anger.[1:34:09] Where you're like, come on,[1:34:10] you're gonna come on here and shit on Alex Jones[1:34:13] when you know I'm friends with him[1:34:14] and they make me look bad.[1:34:16] Yeah, I think that was a real,[1:34:17] more traumatic than we know this whole Alex Jones thing.[1:34:20] He couldn't stop doing mushrooms when he was canceled.[1:34:23] It's true.[1:34:24] And he doesn't wanna be labeled conservative.[1:34:26] He still claims he's a liberal.[1:34:28] He gets mad when they call him conservative.[1:34:32] So, okay, let's see some more.[1:34:34] It's gone wild, let's go.[1:34:36] Go ahead.[1:34:37] Whoa.[1:34:37] Whoa, wait.[1:34:40] Ah, you can't do it here either?[1:34:42] Okay, let's see that again.[1:34:43] Heard about it.[1:34:44] Jamie, remember my counterpoint is Joe Francis from-[1:34:48] Wait, why did he look down like that?[1:34:49] Did you see that?[1:34:51] Watch this, Jules, watch Joe's eyes.[1:34:53] Okay.[1:34:54] When Doug is yelling, watch Joe's eyes.[1:34:57] What?[1:34:58] And he tells me people who told him about it[1:35:00] and how he heard about it.[1:35:01] Jamie, remember my counterpoint is Joe-[1:35:04] Whoa, what are you looking at there?[1:35:07] What are you looking at, Joe?[1:35:09] Why'd you look down while he was yelling for counterpoints?[1:35:13] Is he drink checking?[1:35:15] Is he doing that thing where he's checking[1:35:16] to see how much the guy's had?[1:35:18] Like, can you do that to me?[1:35:19] I do that to you.[1:35:20] When Jules starts rambling, I go like this.[1:35:22] And then I look at her and I go,[1:35:24] you make me sick, you alcoholic.[1:35:27] Is that what he's doing?[1:35:28] Are you drink checking to make sure that[1:35:31] Look at that face.[1:35:32] I mean, that's a face of concern.[1:35:35] Okay, let's see what happens next.[1:35:37] Joe Francis from Girls Go Wild, let's go.[1:35:41] Go ahead.[1:35:42] No.[1:35:43] You can't connect the two.[1:35:44] Like, I know you-[1:35:47] Cut it and let me go.[1:35:48] If you hang out with Alex, you would understand,[1:35:51] like, Alex has problems.[1:35:54] He's definitely had problems.[1:35:55] He had a lot of alcoholism.[1:35:58] But the problem with Alex is all day long,[1:36:01] he's investigating conspiracies[1:36:04] and finding out how many of them are accurate.[1:36:06] And it freaks him out.[1:36:07] And he needs someone around him to balance things out.[1:36:10] And he doesn't have that.[1:36:11] And when he does have that, when Alex talks to people-[1:36:13] He does.[1:36:14] He's always with Piranha or who's his other, Mersch.[1:36:18] He's got lots of great guys to balance him out.[1:36:20] People like you or me, if we,[1:36:23] if Alex is here on a podcast-[1:36:24] Is this cut out?[1:36:25] No, this isn't.[1:36:26] If we have a good time,[1:36:27] and Alex was, like, talking about stuff,[1:36:29] you would know that he knows some stuff that is bizarre,[1:36:34] if true, and then turns out to be true.[1:36:36] And then you go, what are you doing?[1:36:38] Like, all day, I study these things.[1:36:40] All day, I investigate these things.[1:36:42] And he does.[1:36:43] He has a lot of, like, really weird influential people[1:36:46] who contact him about weird information about shit[1:36:49] that turns out to be fucking accurate.[1:36:50] You need more coffee during your story?[1:36:52] You realized you needed some more caffeine?[1:36:54] He does a lot of caffeine, folks.[1:36:56] Too much.[1:36:58] Too much.[1:36:59] Three minutes.[1:37:00] At what point are we responsible for misinformation?[1:37:06] That's a good question.[1:37:07] Because-[1:37:09] Let's look at my Pinterest now.[1:37:09] People believe in us, like-[1:37:12] Here's what they need to believe.[1:37:13] I don't want to discount-[1:37:14] But you and I are just talking shit.[1:37:16] We might be right, we might not be right.[1:37:18] We're not saying.[1:37:19] Look, if you say, in order to be a comic,[1:37:22] it takes a long time and a lot of work[1:37:25] and it's a lot of effort and you've got to go on the road,[1:37:27] you've got to experience different kinds of crowds,[1:37:29] that's accurate and comes from a place of experience.[1:37:32] If you want to start talking about fucking Bohemian Grove,[1:37:35] you've never been there, I've never been there.[1:37:36] We don't know.[1:37:37] We're talking shit.[1:37:38] If you want to, like, take my word at talking shit,[1:37:42] that's a problem.[1:37:43] If you want to take my word,[1:37:44] if we're just discussing something that we saw on the news,[1:37:46] like, what is happening?[1:37:48] What's going on with Roe v. Wade?[1:37:49] We don't even know.[1:37:50] If that is the case[1:37:51] and you want to base your worldview on that,[1:37:53] that's not wise.[1:37:55] And I would tell people, don't do that.[1:37:57] But if you want to stop me from talking about all subjects[1:38:00] that I'm not 100% informed on-[1:38:01] Then I will and I'll do it on my own time.[1:38:05] You know, you're removing episodes left and right.[1:38:07] Let's stop pretending you're Mr. Free Speech.[1:38:10] You know, all these guys think they're free speeches[1:38:13] because they talk about the subject, free speech,[1:38:17] but they don't actually practice free speech.[1:38:19] You never see Joe saying anything[1:38:20] that you're not allowed to say.[1:38:24] You know, he's deleted over 100 episodes.[1:38:27] So we got to stop pretending[1:38:29] that you're fighting for free speech.[1:38:31] You're contributing to the taking away of this speech.[1:38:36] Not going to happen.[1:38:37] So we're going to have to, like,[1:38:39] come to some sort of an agreement here.[1:38:41] And one of the agreements is, like,[1:38:42] I'm going to be honest with you.[1:38:44] And if I know things,[1:38:45] I'm going to tell you that I absolutely 100% know things.[1:38:48] And if I don't, I go,[1:38:49] did you hear this thing?[1:38:50] What is this?[1:38:51] If you want to say, I shouldn't talk about this[1:38:53] because I don't have a degree in that,[1:38:55] or I don't know, or too many people are listening.[1:38:57] That's nonsense.[1:38:58] I'm not saying that I'm the fucking end all, be all,[1:39:02] end of information here.[1:39:05] Cuckold is a word that I knew from porn.[1:39:10] Okay, very good way to end,[1:39:12] but thank you for wasting your time with that, Joe.[1:39:15] You know, and I want to make it clear.[1:39:18] None of these attacks on these guys[1:39:19] are politically motivated.[1:39:20] We're staying out of that.[1:39:22] We simply hate them because they're idiots.[1:39:26] Very good, so keep an eye on Joe.[1:39:29] He's losing his good friends.[1:39:31] He's saying goodbye to them.[1:39:32] Okay, let's keep the show moving.[1:39:34] We've got lots of exciting things still coming.[1:39:37] Should we see,[1:39:40] let's check in on Tappenskin's.[1:39:42] Let's watch one of his videos.[1:39:43] Sure.[1:39:44] Maybe do a bongo during Tappo.[1:39:46] Ooh.[1:39:47] This is Tappenskin's.[1:39:48] We love him.[1:39:49] We miss him.[1:39:50] We hope he's doing well.[1:39:50] He came out with another video while I was away.[1:39:54] This is called Logic Baby Ugly.[1:39:56] This one is always in my head ever since I first heard it.[1:39:59] You know me, always talking about other people's kids.[1:40:01] There's this rule that people think is real where it's,[1:40:05] oh, you can't talk about, that's where I draw the line.[1:40:07] You can't talk about people's kids.[1:40:10] Oh, really?[1:40:12] Says who?[1:40:13] You know, did you see that in a movie?[1:40:15] Did you hear Eminem say that?[1:40:17] If anyone ever talked about my daughter.[1:40:20] We know, we've heard.[1:40:22] That doesn't mean it's a real rule.[1:40:25] And I'll tell you what's happening here.[1:40:27] The, you talked about my kids, it's crossing.[1:40:30] That's all bullshit.[1:40:31] It's not about the kids.[1:40:33] I made fun of them.[1:40:35] I exposed them.[1:40:36] I made them feel bad.[1:40:38] I made them embarrassed.[1:40:39] They know they can't get mad about that, right?[1:40:42] They know they can't come back at me for that[1:40:44] because then everyone will go, he's just doing jokes, man.[1:40:47] Come on, you're a comedian and have thicker skin.[1:40:49] But if they pretend it's all about the kids,[1:40:53] then they could convince their people.[1:40:55] Oh, but you don't understand[1:40:57] he was talking bad about my kids.[1:40:59] Oh, say no more.[1:41:01] It ain't about the kids.[1:41:03] They're lying to you.[1:41:04] They're using the kids[1:41:06] because they're actually just hurt by me, the big babies.[1:41:10] So don't buy in any of that kid stuff.[1:41:12] They don't love their kids.[1:41:15] I feel like because you made fun of Joey Diaz[1:41:19] around the same time as like Chris D'Elia got canceled[1:41:23] and Brian got canceled, he like has you,[1:41:26] even though you-[1:41:26] The same inner-[1:41:27] I didn't mean to cut you off.[1:41:28] Didn't mean to cut you off, go on.[1:41:29] He like associates you with like that time[1:41:33] and the fear of being canceled.[1:41:35] And so that's why he has so much anger[1:41:37] towards you specifically.[1:41:38] And we'll talk about that more.[1:41:39] These morons are scared.[1:41:41] Joey Diaz watched his good friends go down[1:41:45] for the same kind of stuff[1:41:46] that I was throwing around in my funny videos.[1:41:50] So he watches Chris D'Elia actually go down.[1:41:53] He watches his buddy Brian Callan go down.[1:41:55] He sees what they're doing to Rogan.[1:41:57] He knows he's got a big belly full of guilt[1:41:59] and a hundred incidents from the 2000s[1:42:02] that he could go down for any day.[1:42:04] Why not?[1:42:05] All his friends did.[1:42:07] So Joey's very guilty.[1:42:09] He's got this terrible anxiety.[1:42:11] You know, he's popping Xanax.[1:42:12] And then here I come with a very exposing feeling video[1:42:18] and he's going, this is it.[1:42:19] This is cancel culture.[1:42:21] So he doesn't actually want me dead.[1:42:23] He's not even really thinking about what you're saying[1:42:25] which when you look at it is nothing.[1:42:27] Yeah, he doesn't actually want me dead.[1:42:29] You know who he wants dead?[1:42:31] The idea of him being canceled is what he wants dead.[1:42:36] Yes, uh-oh.[1:42:39] He doesn't hate me.[1:42:40] He hates the idea of this could all go away[1:42:44] and he could be back in that same spot that he was in[1:42:46] when he was doing so horrible.[1:42:48] Remember when he kidnapped the guy,[1:42:50] he's been in jail, he's been canceled.[1:42:53] He doesn't want to go back to that.[1:42:54] He doesn't want to lose his money and he's not gonna,[1:42:57] but he's got that anxiety, right?[1:42:59] We all know about that.[1:43:00] I mean, he talks about it every day.[1:43:02] So here I come along and he kind of mashes the two together[1:43:07] because you go-[1:43:08] Which is understandable because he's stupid.[1:43:10] Well, hold on.[1:43:10] You go, why does he hate Mike so much?[1:43:12] Why out of all the people who would,[1:43:14] why does he hate this guy?[1:43:16] Why does he need Mike to die?[1:43:19] Well, of course he needs me to die[1:43:20] because he's mistaking me for cancel culture.[1:43:25] I am the embodiment of cancel culture to him.[1:43:28] He doesn't get it because he's old and twisted.[1:43:31] He owes us 375 for that therapy sesh.[1:43:34] Here's another guy's kids I made fun of.[1:43:37] Will he come after me?[1:43:38] Will he tell me I'm getting beat up?[1:43:40] Here he is.[1:43:41] Logic, everybody.[1:43:42] And this one's by Tappen Skins.[1:43:43] Enjoy, we'll have a bong hit.[1:43:45] The same internet that I fell in love with[1:43:47] is not the same that it is today.[1:43:49] There is no ego.[1:43:50] And they'll shit on me and it's gonna happen.[1:43:52] They're gonna call my baby ugly.[1:43:53] Tappen Skins.[1:43:54] They've already shit on my wife.[1:43:55] That's what you're fucking worried about?[1:43:57] Are you crazy?[1:43:59] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:44:01] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:44:03] I didn't mean to say this and nothing happens to you.[1:44:05] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:44:07] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:44:09] It's crazy.[1:44:09] It's insane.[1:44:10] This is why I'm leaving.[1:44:12] Yo, baby, be so ugly.[1:44:15] How come you didn't just say this?[1:44:18] Yo, baby, be so ugly.[1:44:21] Like, that's crazy to be ugly.[1:44:23] I'm gonna kill him.[1:44:25] Ooh.[1:44:26] Nigga.[1:44:27] Yeah.[1:44:28] Knock knock.[1:44:29] Who's there?[1:44:29] A murderer.[1:44:30] Murderer who?[1:44:31] Let's kill Logic's kid.[1:44:34] Oh, no, no, no.[1:44:36] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:44:37] It's a joke.[1:44:39] Oh, man.[1:44:40] Put it out of your mind.[1:44:41] It's okay.[1:44:42] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:44:43] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:44:45] It's in shock form.[1:44:46] They're gonna call my baby ugly.[1:44:49] Yo, baby, be so ugly.[1:44:52] How come you didn't just say this?[1:44:54] Let's get high.[1:44:55] Yo, baby, be so ugly.[1:44:57] Damn, is that a baby?[1:44:58] Oh, man.[1:44:59] That's what you think is the worst thing[1:45:02] that could happen online?[1:45:05] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:45:07] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:45:08] This your baby?[1:45:10] Your daddy ugly.[1:45:11] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:45:13] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:45:14] He funny-looking.[1:45:16] Yo, baby, bust him.[1:45:17] Logic, baby, ugly.[1:45:18] Yo, baby, be so ugly.[1:45:21] How come you didn't just say this?[1:45:22] Say it.[1:45:24] Yo, baby, be so ugly.[1:45:27] Like, that's crazy to be ugly.[1:45:28] Damn.[1:45:29] I'm gonna kill him, kill him, kill him.[1:45:33] I don't know what's...[1:45:34] Eric Baird, Eric Baird.[1:45:37] I wanna talk about Eric Baird.[1:45:38] How come you didn't just say this?[1:45:39] Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.[1:45:46] That's what you think is the worst thing[1:45:49] that could happen online?[1:45:53] Wow.[1:45:54] Tappin' Skins, everybody.[1:45:56] You could log on to him.[1:45:57] Where could they find this guy?[1:45:58] Tappin' Skins.[1:45:59] Tappin' Skins on YouTube, I believe.[1:46:01] One word, look at that.[1:46:02] Very good, and we miss you, Tappin'.[1:46:04] Hey, the guy who made us that pipe is in the chat.[1:46:07] Oh, really?[1:46:08] Yeah, we're gonna smoke out of this.[1:46:09] Look at this beautiful pipe.[1:46:10] You could cut to me.[1:46:12] Look at this beautiful hand glass blown pipe.[1:46:18] It says Red Bar, the name of my company.[1:46:21] Very nice.[1:46:22] And we used it, it was very nice.[1:46:23] Thank you for sending this to us.[1:46:25] It was a very nice gift.[1:46:27] Thank you so much.[1:46:28] What was his name?[1:46:29] Does he wanna know?[1:46:30] Attack him.[1:46:31] His name in the chat is E. Villian.[1:46:34] I'm just gonna talk to him.[1:46:34] E. Villian, thank you very much.[1:46:36] We use that all the time.[1:46:38] I think that guy's a former merch fan[1:46:40] that became our fan.[1:46:41] Wow, look at that.[1:46:42] Please, no more.[1:46:44] If you're coming from one of these other shows[1:46:46] that are less than us, please don't come.[1:46:47] We don't want any more people.[1:46:50] You gotta abandon the other show first.[1:46:53] We can't do it.[1:46:56] So I wanna talk about Aaron J. Berg,[1:46:59] who, by the way, was invited to come on this show.[1:47:01] He refused.[1:47:03] And by refused, I mean,[1:47:04] didn't respond to the Instagram comment[1:47:06] that I left on a random post that he wasn't even tagged in.[1:47:10] Aaron Berg and Gino Discante, Flat Broke Gino.[1:47:14] Do you remember that guy?[1:47:15] Where is he?[1:47:16] Flat Broke, I'm Flat Broke, Flat Broke, Flat Broke Gino.[1:47:19] Remember them from Compound Media?[1:47:21] Oh, by the way, Kumiya, I'm back.[1:47:25] Uh-oh, Aaron Berg and Gino are no longer friends.[1:47:31] The rift that we've been working on[1:47:33] for three and a half years finally worked.[1:47:35] It's a rather long story.[1:47:39] And if anyone has clips from like the Compound episodes[1:47:43] where, you know, we'll get into them as we go.[1:47:45] I gotta be honest,[1:47:45] I feel like I wasn't able to keep up on this,[1:47:47] so I'm excited to hear about it for the first time from you.[1:47:50] Exactly, so it's a rather long story.[1:47:52] I think we'll get into it a bit more at another time.[1:47:56] But basically what happened,[1:47:59] and I thought this was gonna be a bit,[1:48:00] but Aaron quit in hot water.[1:48:03] Now it's called In Hot Water with Gino Only.[1:48:07] And let's see, what do we have?[1:48:08] Do we have any materials for this?[1:48:10] Just pull them up to the top if we do.[1:48:12] Well, we do have that video[1:48:13] that we started watching randomly[1:48:15] that's Gino on Kevin Brennan's podcast.[1:48:18] And I think that was the last-[1:48:20] Yeah, just pull up anything[1:48:21] about Aaron Berg to the top, please,[1:48:22] or Gino or anything like that,[1:48:24] and I'll go from there.[1:48:25] Gino on Misery Loves Company.[1:48:27] Yeah, that one was pretty good.[1:48:29] Yeah, and this could be a good beginner to the saga[1:48:32] since I think this was right before Aaron left.[1:48:33] This was right before.[1:48:34] So yeah, we'll play you that.[1:48:36] That's pretty good.[1:48:37] Kevin Brennan, Neil Brennan's brother.[1:48:42] Okay, had Gino on and Gino was talking.[1:48:45] This is from many months ago.[1:48:48] And they were talking about the possibility[1:48:51] of Aaron Berg quitting, which he ended up doing.[1:48:55] So maybe we'll play a little of that first[1:48:57] and get into it.[1:48:59] Aaron Berg, though, there's an open invitation.[1:49:01] We want you on the show.[1:49:03] I think it's time.[1:49:04] Let's talk it out.[1:49:06] Berg's got a new show on Gas Digital.[1:49:08] It's a hoot.[1:49:10] It's called Berg's Bass.[1:49:12] I've been begging for her to watch it.[1:49:14] I have to watch it while she's sleeping.[1:49:16] She refuses.[1:49:17] She says, too ugly, they're too shitty.[1:49:21] Berg's Bass is phenomenal.[1:49:24] And they've got this guy, he annoyed me.[1:49:26] I was so sick and I was watching Berg's Bass.[1:49:28] I was in a lot of pain and they got this guy, Mike Figgs.[1:49:32] Do you know this guy, Mike Figgs?[1:49:34] Yes, I think I do.[1:49:34] He was so, find this early episode of Berg's Bass,[1:49:38] it's on YouTube, with Mike Figgs.[1:49:40] The guy was so obnoxious.[1:49:43] Really, I was about to take my own life.[1:49:45] It was really like a powerful chapter in my sickness.[1:49:50] Like it was really like a bookmark,[1:49:52] like a turning point in my illness[1:49:56] when this guy came on the screen.[1:49:57] So I can't tell you how much[1:49:58] I hate this comedian, Mike Figgs.[1:50:01] But there is something about Berg's Bass.[1:50:04] And by something, I mean,[1:50:06] the same sort of something that with Chris,[1:50:09] Chris D'Elia's new series on YouTube has.[1:50:13] The same kind of something that George Janko used to have.[1:50:16] And I got to explain this.[1:50:17] You know how many people thought[1:50:18] I actually liked George Janko?[1:50:22] Almost everybody.[1:50:23] I don't like anyone, it's all a gag.[1:50:26] When I say I like him, it means,[1:50:27] ooh, this is juicy to make fun of, not to like.[1:50:34] Look at this movement, join the Scars Club.[1:50:39] Aaron Berg in Berg's Bass is like that too.[1:50:43] I like it, I love it.[1:50:45] And I really want Aaron Berg to come on the show.[1:50:48] We'll talk compound, we'll talk Gina,[1:50:50] we'll talk our old feud.[1:50:52] Water under the bridge, Aaron.[1:50:55] But wouldn't that be exciting?[1:50:56] Everybody bother Aaron till the end of time.[1:51:01] We should show the video with Aaron's wife too.[1:51:04] Oh my God.[1:51:04] See if you could find that,[1:51:05] Aaron and his wife in the kitchen.[1:51:08] If anyone has that, send everything to Jules.[1:51:10] Every episode of Red Bar for like the next two months[1:51:13] is gonna rule because we're gonna keep remembering[1:51:14] all of this stuff.[1:51:15] This is really good, yeah.[1:51:16] Once we remember everything, it'll all be great.[1:51:19] But let's watch this first.[1:51:20] It's Kevin Brennan, is this audio only?[1:51:24] I don't think so.[1:51:26] No, that's Louis CK, what I've got here.[1:51:29] That's the president's.[1:51:30] Gina on Misery Loves Company and okay, here it is,[1:51:33] I found it.[1:51:36] Nope, I'm getting the president's Jules.[1:51:39] So I need April 15th, I think.[1:51:42] It's one week before Aaron left.[1:51:45] Here it is.[1:51:46] Misery Loves Company, send that over again.[1:51:49] We'll hear what Gina and Kevin were talking about before.[1:51:54] Oh good, there is video.[1:51:55] Look at this set.[1:51:58] And is this queued up, 3109?[1:52:00] No, start at 13 when Gina arrives[1:52:02] and then you can skip ahead after a little while.[1:52:03] Okay, 13 minutes, great.[1:52:04] This is gonna be a good one.[1:52:07] Shout out to Kevin Brennan,[1:52:08] you are not welcome on this show.[1:52:11] We don't like you, your fans, your clip channels,[1:52:14] you're all very poor and under us.[1:52:17] So there's no more, we kind of like Kevin Brennan[1:52:20] and if you listen to Kevin Brennan, make a choice.[1:52:23] Oh, like crying.[1:52:25] Oh, here he is.[1:52:26] Gina, I just talked to Garrett.[1:52:28] No, no, you're not saying, I'll set this up.[1:52:30] So the whole time, Kevin's been whining and complaining[1:52:34] because Gina was 20 minutes late to his show.[1:52:37] How many views does this thing have?[1:52:40] It's got 15,000.[1:52:42] Wow, okay, so it went viral, cut to the TV[1:52:46] and Kevin was very mad that Gina was late.[1:52:49] Now, I don't think he was actually mad that Gina was late[1:52:52] but when somebody is not there[1:52:54] and you're not really prepared,[1:52:57] you start getting annoyed at the guy[1:52:59] and especially when the guy is an alcoholic and a liar,[1:53:01] you start getting annoyed.[1:53:02] But my whole deal and with Louis J. Gomez[1:53:06] and Kevin Brennan and all these people,[1:53:07] why do you keep playing with Geno?[1:53:11] As in like when you're in third grade[1:53:13] and you have a friend over to play.[1:53:15] Why do you keep playing with him, hanging out with him?[1:53:18] Do you think he's cool?[1:53:20] Yeah, you're obviously not clout farming[1:53:24] with the friendship with Geno.[1:53:25] So what is the purpose?[1:53:26] So if you're friends with Geno, I have to hate you, sorry.[1:53:30] By the way, Geno left an Instagram comment[1:53:33] for me the other day, did you see this?[1:53:34] Welcome back, boo.[1:53:36] We're not friends.[1:53:38] There's no joking around and pretending I don't hate you.[1:53:42] So Geno finally arrives, I believe maybe 13 minutes late[1:53:46] and let's see what Kevin and Geno do.[1:53:49] Here we go.[1:53:50] Sorry, I just talked to Garrett.[1:53:51] Garrett said you didn't end late.[1:53:54] He said you ended at 3.40.[1:53:56] Yeah, this was the big scoop too.[1:53:58] Geno had called and said, I'm running late[1:54:00] because the show in hot water ran late.[1:54:05] And it turns out that it didn't run late.[1:54:08] It ended on time, but Geno went to the bar afterward,[1:54:12] O'Donovans or something, and he hung out with a fan,[1:54:18] because compound media has got fans[1:54:20] that come and watch the show.[1:54:22] After the show, Geno and a single fan[1:54:25] went to the bar across the street to drink.[1:54:27] They were having so much fun.[1:54:29] Geno was having so much fun with a stranger[1:54:32] that he ran late doing Kevin Brennan's podcast,[1:54:36] so Kevin is mad, and this is what happens.[1:54:39] You didn't end late.[1:54:40] You said, you texted me, you ended late.[1:54:42] The show ended late.[1:54:43] I said I had to go hang out with some people[1:54:45] over across the street.[1:54:46] No, you didn't.[1:54:47] Let me explain to you how to run a podcast.[1:54:50] Oh, and by the way, that glare is Kevin's glare.[1:54:53] Our TV doesn't have glare.[1:54:57] Please.[1:54:59] Okay, so Geno, first of all,[1:55:01] let me tell you how to run a podcast.[1:55:04] It's gonna be hard catching you guys up[1:55:06] with all the antics of my old friends.[1:55:10] Here they come.[1:55:12] Here they come.[1:55:14] An alcoholic.[1:55:15] Okay, if this is what you need,[1:55:17] and you're welcome at all.[1:55:17] No, I just said, I just said I'm 100% with Aaron now.[1:55:21] How long did I talk to you on the phone on Friday?[1:55:23] Well, stay tuned, and we'll see what happens.[1:55:25] Yeah, what did you miss?[1:55:26] Tell me what I did while we were gone.[1:55:28] No, why, why, didn't I talk to you[1:55:30] for like an hour on Friday?[1:55:31] No, it'd be good.[1:55:32] See, now things are coming to me.[1:55:33] If anyone has any clips of Geno talking about how I died,[1:55:37] how that I'm not coming back,[1:55:39] those would be good to play in the future.[1:55:42] And wasn't there a really great clip[1:55:44] of Aaron calling in and them yelling at each other?[1:55:46] Yeah, all that stuff, yeah.[1:55:48] And we don't have to do that today again.[1:55:50] This is like a big saga that we're gonna be-[1:55:52] Yes, even if you're hearing this now live,[1:55:53] still send that to me and we'll cover it eventually.[1:55:55] So yeah, we're gonna just start here for today.[1:55:58] Friday, where are you going, Adam?[1:56:00] Are you stepping out?[1:56:02] I'll let you, no, we love Adam.[1:56:04] Oh, thank you for, you're so good.[1:56:06] Yeah, just tell me where to go here from here and we'll watch.[1:56:09] Okay, so go, and what did I write?[1:56:11] Watch this, I'm like,[1:56:12] the fan wants to hear you talk alone anyway, so go on.[1:56:16] The fan, did you hear this?[1:56:18] He's going, by the way, the fan wanted to hear you talk.[1:56:21] This is his cope.[1:56:23] Don't be mad at me for being late.[1:56:25] I was at the bar and the fan that I was with[1:56:29] wanted to hear you talk alone, so it's all good.[1:56:34] This is what Gino tries to pull.[1:56:36] Why are you with the fan?[1:56:38] Can't even say his name[1:56:39] because he probably don't even know it.[1:56:41] They don't, I just said I'm 100%.[1:56:43] Running 15 behind, show went long on the way.[1:56:47] I said that at 3.59. It didn't go long.[1:56:49] You didn't say you were at a bar.[1:56:50] See, he lied, he goes, show went long on the way.[1:56:54] Now listen to this cope here.[1:56:57] So he lies to him about that, right?[1:56:59] Caught in a lie, show went long.[1:57:01] It didn't go long, you were at the bar, listen to this.[1:57:03] Drinking with people.[1:57:04] But whenever I leave the show,[1:57:06] if there are fans there that wanna hang out,[1:57:09] let me explain to you when you have fans, and you do,[1:57:11] but you're-[1:57:11] Fan, fan, not fans, fan.[1:57:16] So now he's gonna walk it back and go,[1:57:18] well, let me explain.[1:57:19] Going to the bar with this fan afterwards[1:57:23] is part of the show.[1:57:24] That's what he's gonna try to tell us here today.[1:57:26] Rather go home, like, I thank them.[1:57:28] So I went out for a drink at a,[1:57:32] not only did I go to a drink across this street,[1:57:35] I like throwing it in the tea, at Sullivan's,[1:57:38] but the boss is there and they get to say hi[1:57:39] and they meet him, and they get-[1:57:41] Yeah, and the boss starts at four o'clock.[1:57:43] Please, the boss-[1:57:44] Cool, and it's 4.25 now.[1:57:45] He's always a few late, but we were there at three-[1:57:46] No, he's not.[1:57:48] He's never, he might start the show late,[1:57:50] but he's at the studio by four o'clock.[1:57:52] Look, you can play your game.[1:57:53] Yeah, he starts the show late,[1:57:55] but that's the thing in the running.[1:57:56] No, he's in the studio by four,[1:57:57] so that means from four o'clock on, you're on your own.[1:58:00] Watch this, then you're right, and I just lied to you,[1:58:02] but this is how it goes.[1:58:03] I'm telling you.[1:58:04] I'm telling you, this is why Aaron's quitting.[1:58:06] Who cares?[1:58:07] Ooh.[1:58:08] This is why Aaron's quitting.[1:58:12] What a nice riff.[1:58:13] I mean, we started this riff, what, in the 90s still?[1:58:16] I think I still lived in Canada when this riff started.[1:58:19] So it finally worked.[1:58:20] So riffs can come true.[1:58:22] Start them now.[1:58:23] Start planting your seeds.[1:58:25] Be like Mr. Beast.[1:58:26] Let's plant a hundred million riffs[1:58:30] so that one day in the future, kids will have air.[1:58:35] So Gino says, who cares?[1:58:38] Who cares if Aaron's leaving?[1:58:40] Well, we'll find out if that's his real opinion[1:58:43] coming up in the future.[1:58:46] Who cares?[1:58:47] You do.[1:58:48] No, I don't.[1:58:49] You called me on Friday for an hour.[1:58:51] And what did I say?[1:58:52] You said you cared.[1:58:53] I do care, but I can't care anymore.[1:58:55] Make up your mind.[1:58:56] You don't care or you do care?[1:58:58] I said, no, I asked, first of all, I didn't say,[1:59:01] hey, Kevin Brennan, I care.[1:59:03] I said, explain to me why he called you and said stay tuned.[1:59:06] That's what I said.[1:59:07] Okay, but now I'm saying this is why Aaron is quitting.[1:59:10] No, it's not, and you know better.[1:59:12] I don't know better.[1:59:13] Well, you're not getting me to tell you why he's quitting.[1:59:15] That's up to him when he's ready to say.[1:59:17] Ooh.[1:59:18] So yeah, they're kinda gonna tell the little story for me.[1:59:21] Isn't this nice?[1:59:22] Wait till you see why Aaron had to quit.[1:59:25] I'm saying, you're, you.[1:59:27] I'm gonna say this right now.[1:59:28] You're not cooperative.[1:59:29] I'm very cooperative.[1:59:30] I'm great at what I do.[1:59:31] And when fans come fucking from other cities.[1:59:33] Where did they come from?[1:59:34] What's that?[1:59:35] This one was only from Kingston, New York.[1:59:38] Wow.[1:59:38] When fans come from other cities and he goes,[1:59:41] where did he come from?[1:59:42] Well, this one is from,[1:59:43] happens to be from Kingston, New York, not very far,[1:59:46] but when they do it, it doesn't matter[1:59:48] what city they're from.[1:59:51] As long as it's a drive,[1:59:53] the rule is I go drink with them privately for hours on end,[1:59:58] you know, while I have other, you know,[2:00:00] appointments that I was supposed to be at.[2:00:03] Watch this.[2:00:04] We know the guy, who is it?[2:00:05] Iron this guy?[2:00:06] No, his real name, and I can say,[2:00:08] cause it won't matter, it's Mario,[2:00:10] but we have a lot of crossover fans,[2:00:12] cause it's a great book.[2:00:13] Mario.[2:00:14] You're hanging out with Mario?[2:00:17] You know, is he like a hairdresser?[2:00:19] Who's this guy?[2:00:20] Imagine if people go,[2:00:22] hey, I thought Mike was supposed to be on it.[2:00:24] And Jules said, oh yeah,[2:00:25] he's over with Mario across the street,[2:00:28] hitting, you know, question marks with his head to get coin.[2:00:35] Okay, let's see what him and Mario did.[2:00:38] I'll have a drink with me.[2:00:39] I will have a drink.[2:00:40] And the show was great today.[2:00:41] And Aaron was great today, even though he Skyped in,[2:00:44] cause he's sick, but you don't get to sit there and ask.[2:00:46] He Skyped in cause he's sick.[2:00:48] So wait, you-[2:00:49] Hey, let's Google all the times I've told you[2:00:51] that you're not good at your show.[2:00:52] I'm great at what I do.[2:00:53] Like you-[2:00:54] You lie, you lie, then you believe his lies.[2:00:56] Since you're a liar, you have to believe his lies.[2:00:58] What have I lied about?[2:00:59] Are you lying or is he lying?[2:01:01] Remember that?[2:01:02] My favorite way to ask a question.[2:01:04] My favorite tone.[2:01:06] Are you lying or is he lying?[2:01:10] Show, look at this.[2:01:11] Gino caught in a lot of lies.[2:01:14] And he does this a lot.[2:01:15] I love how we just like give him a pass now.[2:01:17] We're just so used to him openly lying[2:01:19] and tripping over his own words.[2:01:22] You know?[2:01:23] Oh, that's old Gino.[2:01:24] Maybe it is old Gino.[2:01:25] Maybe this is cool.[2:01:27] What's so funny?[2:01:29] Oh, you're dying laughing.[2:01:30] What's so funny?[2:01:31] Just everything.[2:01:32] Well, what happened?[2:01:33] It started with Mario to me.[2:01:36] It started with Mario and then it just escalated.[2:01:38] All right, we're gonna take a break everybody.[2:01:40] I gotta go hit Jules again.[2:01:42] All right, let's see what happens here.[2:01:44] You said you're running late.[2:01:46] I was running late.[2:01:47] You said the show went late so you're running late.[2:01:48] Part of my show, I don't know what yours is Kevin.[2:01:51] You're great at it.[2:01:52] But part of my show is thanking fans[2:01:54] and having a drink with them afterwards.[2:01:55] Oh, is this a new addition to how the show works?[2:02:00] Part of my show is thanking fans[2:02:02] and having a drink with them.[2:02:04] So he's using that as excuses when he said I'm running late.[2:02:08] The show is running late[2:02:10] because that's a reasonable excuse, right?[2:02:12] The show is running late.[2:02:14] And now that was the show.[2:02:15] Oh really?[2:02:16] Across the street with no cameras is the show.[2:02:19] Okay.[2:02:20] It's Kevin, you're great at it.[2:02:21] But part of my show is thanking fans[2:02:23] and having a drink with them afterwards.[2:02:25] That's part of it.[2:02:26] And part of them is walking across the street[2:02:28] because they can hang out in the studio with the boss[2:02:31] and saying, hey, let's go have a shot.[2:02:33] Thank you for bringing-[2:02:34] Why can't they hang on?[2:02:35] Oh yeah, why?[2:02:36] Because they don't want them there.[2:02:39] Can you imagine this whole setup?[2:02:40] And by the way, I thought Kumiya,[2:02:41] I thought you were moving to South Carolina there.[2:02:44] What happened to that?[2:02:47] You know, Kumiya told everybody he's buying a big mansion[2:02:49] in South Carolina.[2:02:50] Did that ever go through?[2:02:51] I think what he really did is he sold his McMansion for 1.5,[2:02:56] needed the money, and then moved into a starter apartment[2:02:59] down the street from the studio.[2:03:02] You know, and it's kind of like how Philip DeFranco[2:03:05] is doing a temporary,[2:03:09] I'm gonna just keep doing this to see.[2:03:11] You know, it's kind of like how Philip DeFranco,[2:03:14] did you see what Philip DeFranco did?[2:03:15] He's got this big company, right?[2:03:18] And he raised money for this big company, set up offices.[2:03:21] He did all this stuff.[2:03:23] And I think what he's realizing is I can't really afford[2:03:27] to run this big rogue rocket company anymore.[2:03:30] So I'm gonna set up a home studio[2:03:33] and then I'm gonna tell the fans,[2:03:34] no, I'm just using this temporary home studio.[2:03:37] He's never leaving that home studio.[2:03:39] He secretly downgraded, folks.[2:03:43] And they're doing it all over YouTube.[2:03:45] They're doing it at Comp Am.[2:03:46] This is called a secret shameful downgrade,[2:03:50] where you pretend, oh yeah,[2:03:51] we're just gonna be here temporarily.[2:03:53] And then all of a sudden, maybe the fans just forget[2:03:55] and you're there forever.[2:03:57] So is Kumiya doing a secret downgrade[2:04:01] where he sold his mansion,[2:04:02] he tells everybody he's buying a new mansion,[2:04:05] but oh, you know what?[2:04:06] I actually really like this starter apartment.[2:04:09] Maybe I'll just stay.[2:04:10] All right.[2:04:11] Well, we'll see.[2:04:12] So let's go back to this.[2:04:13] Let's see what happens.[2:04:14] Cut back here.[2:04:15] They can't hang out?[2:04:17] No, they don't want people in the studio[2:04:18] when the boss is there.[2:04:20] And part of my thing-[2:04:20] But do they watch your show?[2:04:22] Yeah.[2:04:23] So they're allowed in the studio for you.[2:04:24] I cannot, let me say,[2:04:26] if you're a crossover fan of me and Brandon, like I am,[2:04:28] you're always welcome to come to the studio[2:04:30] and hang out with me.[2:04:31] Always.[2:04:32] We love that.[2:04:33] Yeah.[2:04:34] But in hot water.[2:04:35] Yeah.[2:04:36] But not at four o'clock.[2:04:38] No, because the boss doesn't want that.[2:04:39] Okay, that's fine.[2:04:40] But I'm saying-[2:04:41] And look, you agree.[2:04:42] You've hosted that show.[2:04:43] You're like-[2:04:44] Did I?[2:04:44] Yes, you did.[2:04:45] Did you just wink at me?[2:04:46] I did wink at you.[2:04:47] It was great.[2:04:48] You were great.[2:04:49] Are we dating now?[2:04:49] Am I supposed to forgive you because you winked at me?[2:04:50] Why are you mad at me?[2:04:52] Because you're late.[2:04:53] Because you're late.[2:04:54] I forget, the fans love,[2:04:55] I love listening to your solo shows.[2:04:58] Not only when I'm in a studio,[2:05:00] not when I'm in a studio and I got stood up.[2:05:02] You didn't get stood up.[2:05:05] We only have four to five.[2:05:06] So I got stood up.[2:05:08] You're gonna yell at me 90% of the time.[2:05:10] I'm gonna allow it because I enjoy it.[2:05:12] I don't get what you want from me.[2:05:13] What time is that right now?[2:05:14] Stop drinking soda air.[2:05:15] That's what kills people.[2:05:16] I want sex from you.[2:05:17] What do you mean, what do I want from you?[2:05:18] I want punctuality.[2:05:19] I want punctuality from all my guests.[2:05:21] I can't promise punctuality.[2:05:23] I can't.[2:05:24] You're five minutes away.[2:05:26] I can promise you-[2:05:27] Why don't you bring the whole crew with you[2:05:28] and you could do shots right at the table.[2:05:30] Nope.[2:05:30] It was one guy named Mario?[2:05:32] Yes.[2:05:33] And the guest-[2:05:34] And he's a dummy.[2:05:35] No, he's just a regular fan.[2:05:37] And who was the guest?[2:05:37] And he said dummy.[2:05:39] The guest was a comedian named Sabrina Piper.[2:05:42] So that's all you're doing bringing in women now?[2:05:45] No, that's what we did for today's show.[2:05:46] You know we're in a whole-[2:05:47] No, but it's all women now with breasts.[2:05:49] No, it's not.[2:05:50] It seems like it.[2:05:51] I'm winking now.[2:05:54] That's a terrible wink.[2:05:56] I can't wink.[2:05:56] My whole face contorts.[2:05:58] I want to thank Kevin for doing all this work for us[2:06:01] so that we don't have to.[2:06:02] Do we have another time code for this one?[2:06:04] Yeah, I was gonna say-[2:06:05] Should I skip ahead?[2:06:05] Go to 2135.[2:06:07] 2135.[2:06:09] And that's the last one I've written down.[2:06:10] Great, okay.[2:06:11] And what are they?[2:06:12] Do I need to know anything here?[2:06:13] Or will it all make sense?[2:06:14] I'm sure it'll make sense.[2:06:15] Okay, check this out.[2:06:16] Let's do the Socratic.[2:06:17] You're a great comedian.[2:06:18] You are.[2:06:19] I'm not blowing you to smoke.[2:06:19] So you give power to words or like you use-[2:06:22] It's not me, buddy.[2:06:23] It's the same-[2:06:24] Wait, wait, wait.[2:06:25] Did they tell the story though?[2:06:26] It sounds like they already started[2:06:27] kind of telling the story.[2:06:28] Cause remember, we're here to learn[2:06:30] why Aaron Berg may be quitting.[2:06:33] Okay, you can go back.[2:06:34] In hot water, okay.[2:06:35] But he did quit.[2:06:36] I think the last time we watched this,[2:06:37] we weren't considering the story.[2:06:39] Ah, okay, yeah.[2:06:40] But you were at like 1830.[2:06:42] Let's see what happens here.[2:06:43] It's late, but the fans love when you go solo.[2:06:46] I'm a fan.[2:06:47] I love when you go solo.[2:06:48] I listen to, what was your last title?[2:06:51] You're drinking soda.[2:06:52] This is good soda.[2:06:54] And three houses and seven yachts.[2:06:56] People love when you go solo.[2:06:58] Why do you-[2:06:59] From my house.[2:07:00] I'm not gonna sit here and-[2:07:01] We got a booth person.[2:07:03] It's a professional studio.[2:07:05] So professional studio wants professionalism.[2:07:09] But you invited me-[2:07:09] And that's why you're not.[2:07:10] That's why you're not.[2:07:11] You invited me anyway.[2:07:12] You invited me anyway.[2:07:13] I know, cause I thought I couldn't make it easier for you.[2:07:15] You finish your show at 3.30,[2:07:17] you get to hang out,[2:07:18] and then you can come over.[2:07:19] It's a five minute walk and you'll be here at four.[2:07:21] Let's pretend it's four o'clock and you just started.[2:07:24] Hey, thanks for having me, Kevin.[2:07:25] What's up?[2:07:26] Well, we only got 28 minutes left.[2:07:28] We have nothing to talk about anyway now.[2:07:30] Here it comes, here it comes.[2:07:30] Cause I'm mad.[2:07:31] Don't be mad.[2:07:32] You're always mad.[2:07:33] No, but I'm legit mad now.[2:07:35] Why are you mad?[2:07:36] Cause you're late and it's disrespectful.[2:07:38] That's why Berg's quitting.[2:07:41] That's why Berg's quitting.[2:07:45] This is interesting.[2:07:46] So let's hear from the guys themselves.[2:07:49] Why is Berg quitting?[2:07:51] Why did Berg quit?[2:07:52] It's pretty cool.[2:07:54] And I think we still got a lot to go.[2:07:56] There are a lot of stuff we could do[2:07:58] to these two guys throughout this[2:08:00] that could be really cool and really fun.[2:08:03] I'll tell you why Berg's quitting.[2:08:05] We've talked to him.[2:08:05] Berg's quitting cause you're unreliable.[2:08:08] So you're saying-[2:08:09] And you think it's funny to be a baby.[2:08:11] You think it's funny to be a little boy.[2:08:13] I'm a naughty boy.[2:08:15] I'm a naughty, naughty boy.[2:08:17] I say, I say terrible, terrible words.[2:08:20] I don't.[2:08:21] As I do cause he wants out, but I don't say terrible.[2:08:23] Everyone says you do.[2:08:24] You can't say bad words at a comedy club[2:08:27] because that puts the comedy club-[2:08:29] Okay, so here is what they were discussing.[2:08:32] Now, interesting timing.[2:08:33] And you know, we got to show this too eventually.[2:08:36] A week before all this Aaron Berg quitting talk[2:08:40] was happening, we had discovered,[2:08:43] and we had found proof of Anthony Cumiya[2:08:48] following a 13 year old girl on Instagram.[2:08:55] No, it wasn't his niece.[2:08:57] It wasn't his buddy's daughter.[2:09:00] It was a braced faced tiny girl from South America[2:09:07] that he was following.[2:09:09] And not just any girl.[2:09:11] It was a provocative 13 year old girl,[2:09:15] obviously living with no parents,[2:09:18] taking sexy ludes, as I dubs would call them,[2:09:24] in her bedroom and Cumiya had subscribed to her little life.[2:09:29] And he looks at her pictures.[2:09:31] Now think of that.[2:09:32] Cumiya is about a 70 year old man.[2:09:35] You've got the vibe of a Kruger and he's looking at these.[2:09:39] He's desiring, allegedly desiring this young girl.[2:09:44] While we bust him for this,[2:09:46] so we see that this is happening.[2:09:48] We've got proof.[2:09:49] We've got the screenshots.[2:09:50] We could show it all.[2:09:52] We post it all, right?[2:09:53] And this happened while I was sick.[2:09:55] Did you see this go around?[2:09:57] We posted this and while we're posting it,[2:09:58] we find he's following another girl.[2:10:03] This time 14.[2:10:05] Again, no relation.[2:10:08] He has no business following her.[2:10:09] But again, it's another brace faced,[2:10:12] very little girl sexualized in these photos.[2:10:18] The minute we exposed him for this,[2:10:20] he unfollowed the accounts.[2:10:23] He made some joke online to blow it up.[2:10:27] Huh, I made an accidental follow, nice bust.[2:10:31] I mean, he really tried to blow this off[2:10:33] as he followed these girls by accident.[2:10:35] First of all, you don't get 13 year olds[2:10:38] in your algorithm by accident,[2:10:40] unless you're viewing those people already.[2:10:43] I've never seen a 13 year old girl on Instagram[2:10:45] and I'm looking for kids.[2:10:49] So we caught him red handed and we'll go over this too.[2:10:54] We'll show you, it's gonna make you sick.[2:10:55] I sent this to Jen Kirkman, I was so sick.[2:10:58] She didn't care.[2:11:01] Jen, by the way, why don't you care[2:11:03] that Anthony Kumi is obviously going after[2:11:05] these young girls allegedly, but we have the proof.[2:11:09] So we brought this up and we exposed this.[2:11:13] In a week later, Ehrenberg quits compound media[2:11:16] and you wanna know why he quit Jules?[2:11:18] Why?[2:11:19] Because he thought the racism stuff,[2:11:23] these are his own words, the racism stuff from Geno[2:11:27] was starting to cut into his career opportunities.[2:11:31] Uh-oh. Uh-oh.[2:11:32] Uh-oh.[2:11:34] So, and I'll give you some shortcuts to this[2:11:38] because we're kind of back in time[2:11:40] and then we're gonna go forward.[2:11:41] Basically, Geno, when he goes to these comedy clubs[2:11:44] with everybody else at the end of the night,[2:11:46] these little open mics at bars on Tuesday nights,[2:11:49] the Mark Normand hotspots, he gets drunk.[2:11:54] You know, he's drunk since 3 p.m.[2:11:55] He gets drunk and he goes on stage and he yells,[2:11:57] nigga, nigga-to.[2:11:59] He's saying the N word left and right.[2:12:01] He's yelling every version of it[2:12:03] and it's outdated to the people he's yelling it to[2:12:06] and everyone's going like this and he's bombing.[2:12:09] No one's laughing.[2:12:10] He's up on stage screaming the N word.[2:12:12] No one's laughing.[2:12:13] Even Ehrenberg's gotta go like this.[2:12:15] So now Ehrenberg's starting to realize,[2:12:18] you know, what kind of life is this?[2:12:20] What kind of life am I gonna have?[2:12:21] It's either me and Geno at the 2 a.m. bars[2:12:24] yelling the N word all night to a crowd of five[2:12:27] who didn't even come to see us[2:12:29] or I could kind of cut chords here.[2:12:32] You know, Ehrenberg very already wants to be a success.[2:12:36] He wants to be a name.[2:12:38] He wants to have opportunities and gigs.[2:12:40] I mean, I disagree with him,[2:12:44] but he wants these things[2:12:46] and he can't be those things with Geno.[2:12:48] So that's why he left.[2:12:50] So listen to this.[2:12:51] Geno refuses to believe that, by the way, in a jam.[2:12:56] Simple, let's do this so crowded.[2:12:58] You're a great comedian.[2:12:59] You are, I'm not blowing you to smoke.[2:13:01] So you give power to words or like you use the word.[2:13:04] And this is just, can you believe the stupidity?[2:13:06] I mean, we can't really go back and forth[2:13:08] with Geno's points.[2:13:09] I think everyone understands.[2:13:12] So we could just watch.[2:13:14] Here's Geno on display doing his copes.[2:13:16] Hey buddy, it's the system.[2:13:18] So if you have a-[2:13:19] But what if I don't give a fuck about the system[2:13:22] and say what I want to say?[2:13:23] Like, yeah bro, fuck the man, right?[2:13:26] Wrong, you do ads.[2:13:29] You care about the system very much.[2:13:30] You've been thrown out of it, so now you don't care.[2:13:33] Okay, yeah, who do you think you are?[2:13:34] Me?[2:13:36] I'm not a child.[2:13:37] You're not Lenny, Bruce.[2:13:38] You don't even work at comedy clubs.[2:13:40] Why would I work at comedy clubs?[2:13:42] Why would I work at a comedy club[2:13:43] when they're fucking furthering the bullshit system?[2:13:47] First of all, yeah, yeah, yeah.[2:13:49] Yep, the old Josh Denny.[2:13:51] Oh, I don't work at comedy clubs by my choice.[2:13:55] Oh yeah.[2:13:57] This guy's never been invited to a comedy club.[2:14:00] Either is Josh Denny.[2:14:01] The only time Josh Denny ever performed at a comedy club[2:14:04] was it mine for 10 minutes.[2:14:08] And he did a slave ship joke.[2:14:10] The crowd didn't like it.[2:14:11] I go, mm-hmm, thank you, thank you.[2:14:15] We'll call you, thank you.[2:14:17] If you had the balls to get-[2:14:19] Watch this.[2:14:20] If you think the police were coming and arresting you,[2:14:22] that would be cool.[2:14:23] But they don't-[2:14:24] But they're not, they're not.[2:14:25] I didn't say the word.[2:14:26] Do I ever say, oh, I'm a bad boy, come arrest me?[2:14:29] Lenny Bruce did the heavy lifting,[2:14:31] but you are undoing everything he did,[2:14:33] because you're a-[2:14:36] Because you're a what?[2:14:37] You are.[2:14:38] And you sit there and you say-[2:14:39] They cut that out.[2:14:39] Oh, you're not Lenny Bruce.[2:14:41] I'm not.[2:14:41] He did the heavy lifting.[2:14:42] But you let these people,[2:14:44] you let them take words from you.[2:14:47] You're the one who's a bad-[2:14:48] Ooh, Gino getting upset.[2:14:50] He's acting like that Yamanaka Damanika.[2:14:54] What's Yamanaka's name?[2:14:55] I'm a, a, a, Yamanaka Saunders.[2:15:00] Ooh, inspired by Saunders, a place you don't want to be.[2:15:04] I'm putting out a cologne called Yamanaka Saunders.[2:15:06] You know what it smells like?[2:15:08] What?[2:15:08] Elephants.[2:15:11] Simply elephants.[2:15:14] Okay, watch this.[2:15:15] He's going to get mad.[2:15:16] You sit there and you say, oh, you're not Lenny Bruce.[2:15:18] I'm not.[2:15:19] He did the heavy lifting, but you let these people-[2:15:22] I'm saying-[2:15:23] You can't take words from you.[2:15:25] You're the one who's a bad boy,[2:15:26] but there's no consequences for you.[2:15:28] No, because I'll say what I want to say[2:15:29] and get what I want to get.[2:15:31] How much is your apartment?[2:15:33] What do you mean?[2:15:34] How much is your apartment?[2:15:36] Okay, now we're at the part of the show[2:15:38] that I really get excited about.[2:15:39] How much is his apartment?[2:15:40] Should we take some guesses here from the crowd?[2:15:43] How much is Gino's apartment?[2:15:46] Let's see, what do you think he's going to say?[2:15:47] Type it in the chat.[2:15:48] We'll give out some prizes today.[2:15:50] I got a lot of stuff I want to give away.[2:15:53] Gold coins, those little pictures I took.[2:15:55] I think people want it.[2:15:57] I could take Polaroids of you.[2:15:59] Are you okay?[2:16:00] Are you choking?[2:16:01] Oh yeah, I'm fine.[2:16:02] Ignore me.[2:16:02] I'll let you know if I'm not okay.[2:16:05] But that's a great question.[2:16:07] How much is your apartment?[2:16:09] Let's hear that again.[2:16:10] Let's see that again.[2:16:11] You are.[2:16:12] And you sit there and you say, oh, you're not Lenny Bruce.[2:16:15] I'm not.[2:16:16] He did the heavy lifting, but you let these people-[2:16:19] I'm saying-[2:16:19] You let them take words from you.[2:16:21] You're the one who's a bad boy,[2:16:23] but there's no consequences for you.[2:16:24] No, because I'll say what I want to say[2:16:26] and get what I want to get.[2:16:27] No, because how much is your apartment?[2:16:29] Where did that come from?[2:16:30] What's that?[2:16:31] How much is your apartment?[2:16:33] Maybe he's getting into something[2:16:35] about how he needs comedy clubs.[2:16:37] Yes, of course.[2:16:38] So here is Geno caught off guard by that question.[2:16:42] Will he lie or tell the?[2:16:44] You let them take words from you.[2:16:46] You're the one who's a bad boy,[2:16:48] but there's no consequences for you.[2:16:50] No, because I'll say what I want to say[2:16:51] and get what I want to get.[2:16:52] No, because how much is your apartment?[2:16:55] What do you mean?[2:16:55] How much is the rent?[2:16:56] 2,100.[2:16:57] Ooh, is he lying?[2:17:01] 2,100, bro.[2:17:04] Pretty pathetic.[2:17:06] Maybe some people got videos.[2:17:08] We've seen a lot of videos.[2:17:08] But he splits that with a roommate, surely.[2:17:10] Of course, probably five.[2:17:12] You know, how many people does he have[2:17:13] living in the spare places?[2:17:15] We've seen photos of Geno's apartment.[2:17:17] We've seen lots of video this year.[2:17:19] The guy's got a cook next to an open window[2:17:22] where the whole place burns.[2:17:23] I mean, it's a real, he's got like the two burner stove.[2:17:27] You know, it looks like he's overlanding.[2:17:30] You know, it looks like he's doing this[2:17:31] out of the back of a Jeep, like an old JK.[2:17:37] All right, JK, here, check this out.[2:17:39] And no, it's not.[2:17:40] What do you think it is?[2:17:41] It's about 1,200.[2:17:43] I think you're dyslexic.[2:17:44] Would you like to wager on that?[2:17:46] Keep listening to the idiots.[2:17:47] Yeah.[2:17:48] It's not 2,100.[2:17:49] Keep listening, so people are out there[2:17:52] demanding that Geno's rent is $1,200.[2:17:55] What kind of life is that?[2:17:56] Keep listening to the idiots, the haters,[2:17:58] who all say, the cost of my apartment daily.[2:18:03] You ever ask yourself why people are going[2:18:05] over those numbers, Geno?[2:18:07] Yeah, no, because how much is your apartment?[2:18:09] What do you mean?[2:18:10] How much is the rent?[2:18:11] 2,100.[2:18:12] And no, it's not.[2:18:13] What do you think it is?[2:18:14] It's about 1,200.[2:18:15] What do you think it is?[2:18:17] Imagine if somebody asked me how much my apartment was.[2:18:22] It's what I would say.[2:18:23] Yeah, imagine if somebody asked me what my apartment was.[2:18:26] I would say, oh, I've got the number coming right up.[2:18:29] Will you close your eyes and please put your hands[2:18:31] in these handcuffs?[2:18:38] You don't allow a man to ask you this, okay?[2:18:41] You tell them to fuck off.[2:18:43] You simply walk out if a man starts challenging you[2:18:47] over the cost of your rental.[2:18:50] I think you're dyslexic.[2:18:51] Would you like to wager on that?[2:18:52] Keep listening to the idiots.[2:18:54] Yeah.[2:18:55] Who, me?[2:18:56] It's not 2,100.[2:18:56] What do you want to wager on that?[2:18:57] I'll show you my new lease.[2:18:58] What do you want to wager on that?[2:18:59] When's your new lease start?[2:19:00] It started seven months ago.[2:19:02] Okay, show me a new lease.[2:19:04] Okay, what are we wagering on?[2:19:05] $100.[2:19:06] No, gotta be at least, tell you what,[2:19:08] let's pretend I'll wager you $100 10 to one[2:19:11] since it's such easy money.[2:19:13] So if it's over $2,100 a month,[2:19:16] you owe me $1,000.[2:19:18] Why would I take that bet?[2:19:19] Because you-[2:19:20] Oh, so now Kevin's not feeling too cop.[2:19:22] Why would I take that though?[2:19:25] I just wanted to do the simple hundred.[2:19:28] Kevin?[2:19:31] These guys always forget their main point.[2:19:33] Just keep going on your main point.[2:19:35] Don't get all tripped up.[2:19:36] He's worried about the bet.[2:19:37] Oh no, I don't really have $1,000,[2:19:41] so I don't want to get hooked up in that.[2:19:44] But go on.[2:19:46] Don't give up, Kevin.[2:19:48] All right.[2:19:49] You know I'm lying and it's-[2:19:50] Just show me, just show me.[2:19:52] You win $100 and you get to be right.[2:19:54] I'm telling you one last time, watch this.[2:19:55] I'm telling you one last time.[2:19:56] I paid $2,100 a month and it's stealing[2:19:58] because my life is so easy.[2:20:00] And you want to sit there and be like-[2:20:02] There's no way it's $2,100.[2:20:03] Why?[2:20:04] How long have you lived there?[2:20:05] Fucking since December of 2018.[2:20:07] Is it rent control?[2:20:09] I guess what it is.[2:20:09] Oh, he don't know what his building is.[2:20:13] That's a good sign of a guy who's telling the truth.[2:20:16] Let's see what else he says.[2:20:18] A certain amount every couple of years, yeah.[2:20:20] Every year it goes up like a half a percent, yeah.[2:20:22] Or whatever it is.[2:20:23] Why?[2:20:24] Remember, Geno is like 60 now.[2:20:26] How old is Geno?[2:20:27] Not that it matters.[2:20:28] I'm older than him now.[2:20:29] Wasn't it four years till 60, like a long ass time ago?[2:20:32] It might be almost 60.[2:20:34] Did I tell her?[2:20:35] I am older than Geno now since I was away.[2:20:39] Yeah.[2:20:39] So age does not matter,[2:20:40] but age matters when you're sharing an apartment.[2:20:43] You can't be 60 and sharing an apartment with four people.[2:20:46] There's a lot of stuff that you can't be doing at 60,[2:20:50] such as everything that Geno does.[2:20:52] So that's why age matters with him.[2:20:55] You see, age does not matter with me.[2:20:57] I see people trying to use the same insults[2:20:59] I create against me, but they don't apply.[2:21:02] You can't just use the insult.[2:21:05] He's old.[2:21:05] Yeah, but I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.[2:21:08] So it's good.[2:21:10] Geno's old and he's there.[2:21:13] See, now you get it.[2:21:16] Why do you want, look at me, we're friends.[2:21:18] I know we yell because we're friends and we love each other,[2:21:21] but why do you think it's not that much?[2:21:23] Why does it mean so much for you for it to be that little?[2:21:27] That's a great question.[2:21:28] Why does it mean so much for it to be that little?[2:21:33] That's a question a man should ask.[2:21:35] If somebody asked me how much my apartment was[2:21:38] and they wanted it to be a low price,[2:21:40] I would say, why does it matter so much[2:21:45] that it's so little?[2:21:47] And that's what I would keep repeating.[2:21:50] It's a great question.[2:21:51] You're better than this, why?[2:21:52] No, because-[2:21:54] You're better than this, why?[2:21:55] First of all, I'm not even being able[2:21:57] to do the show here anymore.[2:21:58] Why?[2:21:59] Because you're saying all these things.[2:22:00] What are you saying?[2:22:02] What?[2:22:02] What?[2:22:04] So you do things-[2:22:06] God bless you and your free speech.[2:22:07] You do these things with no consequences.[2:22:09] None.[2:22:10] That's what I'm saying.[2:22:11] So if there were consequences, it would be admirable,[2:22:13] but there aren't.[2:22:15] Like if you're getting banned from clubs[2:22:16] or arrested by the-[2:22:17] Are you getting banned from clubs?[2:22:19] No, you're getting banned because you stink at comedy.[2:22:21] You're not getting banned because-[2:22:23] See, there it is.[2:22:24] He's not getting banned because he's Eddie Hizzard.[2:22:28] You know, making big waves.[2:22:29] He's not getting banned because he's practicing[2:22:31] his free speech and it's way ahead of everyone's time.[2:22:35] He's getting banned because he sucks too.[2:22:39] Who are we just talking about where it's like,[2:22:41] I don't know, you didn't get canceled[2:22:44] because of the word.[2:22:46] You got canceled because you sucked.[2:22:48] Oh, about Rich Voss getting canceled in Canada?[2:22:51] Yeah, oh yeah, we'll show you that.[2:22:53] Yeah, like Rich Voss was out doing comedy.[2:22:56] There's nothing to show.[2:22:57] It was just a shitty article.[2:22:58] Yeah, there was an article,[2:22:59] Rich Voss was in Canada doing comedy[2:23:01] and he made a joke about Native American people[2:23:05] and two Native American people walked out.[2:23:07] You know, I used to run a comedy club[2:23:10] and I'll tell you this, Jules, this one.[2:23:14] I used to run a comedy club and I'll tell you this,[2:23:16] nobody walks out over the word.[2:23:18] They walk out using the word as an excuse[2:23:22] when they already hate the comic,[2:23:25] when they already hate the guy.[2:23:27] So what was happening is these comics[2:23:29] were watching Rich Voss, okay?[2:23:30] This news article made the news, comic.[2:23:34] Rich Voss, two people walk out at a offensive joke.[2:23:37] They're sitting there for 20 minutes going,[2:23:40] ugh, this comic sucks.[2:23:41] This is not our cup of tea, ugh, this guy sucks.[2:23:44] This guy sucks.[2:23:45] And then he makes the offensive joke[2:23:48] and they go, okay, this is perfect.[2:23:50] That is okay, goodbye.[2:23:52] And they left because if you suck,[2:23:54] they're not gonna sit around and be offended by you.[2:23:57] Like if you don't say anything offensive,[2:23:58] they might just hang around till the end[2:24:00] and be like, oh, that was whatever.[2:24:02] Yeah. Here with my friends,[2:24:03] but they're not gonna sit there[2:24:04] and be insulted by the shitty guy.[2:24:06] This is what I'll say.[2:24:07] If you're killing, you can say anything.[2:24:09] There's no walkouts when you're killing.[2:24:11] They only walk out if you're bombing.[2:24:14] And of course they use the offensive stuff as an excuse,[2:24:18] but that's all it is.[2:24:19] And same thing here with Gino.[2:24:22] The reason he's getting booted from the comedy clubs[2:24:25] is because he also sucks, okay?[2:24:28] He sucks and he's yelling the N word, okay?[2:24:31] So it's not, you know what I mean?[2:24:34] Here we go.[2:24:35] You're saying bad words.[2:24:36] I'm saying there's no consequences for what you're doing.[2:24:39] If I was thinking comedy,[2:24:40] how am I paying my $400 a year rent?[2:24:42] The boss man.[2:24:44] Ooh.[2:24:44] Whatever you wanna tell, I won't stop it.[2:24:46] I'm not, a man will write than his neighbors[2:24:49] is a majority of one.[2:24:50] I don't need to defend myself to you when I'm so happy.[2:24:53] And you're like, but you're doing this.[2:24:54] And then I say, no, you're like, no way.[2:24:56] And then I bet you.[2:24:57] And you're like, well, I'm not taking that.[2:24:58] Why?[2:24:58] Because you lose.[2:24:59] No, you're saying 10.[2:25:00] I'm not gonna take 10 to one.[2:25:02] Because you know you're right.[2:25:03] What?[2:25:04] You could bet a dollar on a million.[2:25:05] No, just show me, just show me.[2:25:07] But you're, why do you think I'm lying?[2:25:11] Because you want people to think that I'm wrong.[2:25:13] That's what it is.[2:25:15] No, I don't give a fuck what people think[2:25:16] you brought it up.[2:25:17] If I wanted people to think you were wrong.[2:25:19] I'm saying you think you're cool,[2:25:22] but it's not cool because there's no consequences.[2:25:24] If there was, like Dice Clay got canceled, remember?[2:25:27] So that was cool.[2:25:29] Because there was consequences.[2:25:30] I'm uncancellable.[2:25:31] No, no, you have nothing to cancel.[2:25:34] Exactly, I've said that.[2:25:35] There it is.[2:25:37] Just like Josh Denny, you got nothing to lose.[2:25:39] So it's very easy to pretend you're some warrior, right?[2:25:42] On my show, I'm like, Aaron Berg.[2:25:43] So, but I'm saying Dice Clay was cool[2:25:45] because he got canceled.[2:25:46] I said this on my show.[2:25:48] He actually got in trouble.[2:25:49] I said Aaron Berg can be canceled.[2:25:51] I'm not worth canceling.[2:25:53] I'm the first to admit that.[2:25:54] No, Aaron Berg can't afford to get canceled[2:25:56] because he has a family to support.[2:25:58] You don't have a family support.[2:25:59] And I don't act like I do.[2:26:01] But that's the difference.[2:26:02] You don't have, nothing's at stake when you say bad words[2:26:05] or when you say stuff or when you're late[2:26:07] or when you're drunk or.[2:26:08] Right, and people have.[2:26:09] So there's nothing at stake, so it's not admirable.[2:26:11] If something was at stake.[2:26:12] I'm not asking you to admire me, I'm living my life.[2:26:15] Ooh.[2:26:16] You know what I'm saying?[2:26:17] It's not impressive that you're late.[2:26:19] I'm not trying to impress you.[2:26:20] Obviously, obviously.[2:26:22] Well, I'm living my life.[2:26:23] It's not impressive that you're late[2:26:24] and that you say bad words.[2:26:25] Then why did you have me on?[2:26:26] Because I thought you wouldn't be late.[2:26:28] Okay, I thought you had me on.[2:26:29] Mike Figgs left.[2:26:31] Okay, there we go, so.[2:26:32] It's like they're going in circles a little bit.[2:26:34] Going in circles like they do.[2:26:37] But what a great start to a great rift.[2:26:40] So yeah, we'll show you when we come back.[2:26:43] We're not leaving right now, but the next episode[2:26:46] we'll show you a little bit more[2:26:47] of the Aaron Berg and Geno fallout.[2:26:51] And again, we're trying to get Aaron on the show to discuss.[2:26:54] Wouldn't that be great?[2:26:56] Me and him sitting on the couch, disgusting,[2:26:59] sharing a cigar.[2:27:01] It'll be great.[2:27:02] Okay, I gotta take another one of my health breaks.[2:27:06] It'll just be a song or two.[2:27:08] And then we'll come right back with much more red bar.[2:27:11] How long am I gonna go today?[2:27:12] We'll see, how long have I been on?[2:27:14] Two hours and 27 minutes.[2:27:17] Can I make it to eight?[2:27:19] Can I make it to eight?[2:27:21] Okay, so we're just getting warmed up.[2:27:22] We're just getting started here.[2:27:24] I think so.[2:27:25] Do you want a late Friday night[2:27:27] where we hang out all night, slumber party style?[2:27:31] What are people saying about that?[2:27:32] Make up your mind.[2:27:33] How late do you want to stay up?[2:27:36] Do we have a curfew?[2:27:38] Do we have work tomorrow?[2:27:40] I gotta do some, I'm sweating.[2:27:42] I'll be right back, but maybe we will hang out all night.[2:27:46] We'll see you very soon.[2:27:48] Bye.[2:27:49] Cut, please, I'm dripping with sweat.[2:27:51] Thank you.[2:27:52] We'll see you soon.[2:27:56] Put your red boots on, baby, giddy up.[2:28:00] Baby, once you dance, baby gets away.[2:28:08] Dream me nice, tattoo me with that whiskey breath.[2:28:12] Tore me twice, I treat you like a holiday.[2:28:20] And don't say you're over me[2:28:24] when we both know that you ain't.[2:28:32] Don't say you're over me,[2:28:36] baby, it's already too late.[2:28:43] Just do what you do best with me.[2:28:45] Have you ever been punched in your motherfucking face?[2:29:07] What you say?[2:29:08] Oh, you have it?[2:29:09] All right, wait, bitch.[2:29:10] Two fold baby king, fucking me.[2:29:13] I am here, ho, ice cream, booger, color, piss,[2:29:17] sub, zero, no, ho, hookers in my clique.[2:29:21] We don't fear, ho.[2:29:23] Lit, lit, lit, lit, lit, lit, lit, lit.[2:29:28] I hope you guys can hear me.[2:29:29] I think we're gonna take like a full five[2:29:30] just to cool the room down and refresh.[2:29:34] We'll be right back with much more Red Box.[2:29:36] Thank you.[2:29:37] I'm stumping this bitch, ho, ho, pussy watery.[2:29:41] I got the tuna fish, ho, ho, yeah.[2:29:45] The nigga acting like groupie, huh.[2:29:47] Little bitch, she wanna get mad[2:29:49] cause I keep on looking all in her boobie, huh.[2:29:52] I got the furniture options,[2:29:53] my U-Haul moving coochie to coochie, huh.[2:29:56] I bite the toe when I shop it.[2:29:57] Rock band on two seat, now it looks spooky, huh, huh.[2:30:01] Easy there, boy, shit get greedy there, boy.[2:30:04] I rap easy there, boy.[2:30:07] My gang need me there, boy.[2:30:09] If my sex tape leak, your bitch on TV there, boy.[2:30:13] Watch her piece me there, boy.[2:30:15] Shit get greedy there, boy.[2:30:18] I must admit, I am a mess.[2:30:20] I cannot fix it, mm.[2:30:22] Little baby dick, March out the sweats.[2:30:25] Look at my dick print, mm.[2:30:27] Fuck all the rats.[2:30:28] If you confess, that is a big hit, huh.[2:30:31] Fuck all the rats.[2:30:32] If you confess, it get a dress.[2:30:34] Have you ever been punched in your motherfucking face?[2:30:39] What you say?[2:30:40] Oh, you have it?[2:30:41] All right, wait, bitch.[2:30:44] I want the fade, I want the fade.[2:30:46] Give me my fade, I want the fade.[2:30:48] I need the fade, I need my, we got a fade.[2:30:51] Give me my fade, fade.[2:30:53] We got a fade, fade.[2:30:54] Give me my fade, I want the fade, aye.[2:30:57] I need the fade, fade.[2:30:58] Run me my fade, fade.[2:31:00] I got plenty, it's so many, yeah.[2:31:02] They say give me, he got plenty, yeah.[2:31:05] Bruh, you niggas ain't flexing, you cramping.[2:31:08] My weight keeping niggas on the bikes like Amblin.[2:31:11] Weight loss, rent loss, scrambling.[2:31:14] Now pass the champagne to the champion.[2:31:16] My niggas get money, get money, get money, get money.[2:31:19] I got plenty, I got plenty, I got plenty.[2:31:22] I got plenty, I got plenty, I got plenty.[2:31:25] I got plenty, I got plenty.[2:31:28] My niggas get money, get money, get money, like Jay Samplin.[2:31:32] Gun stutter, make the drum line like Gramblin.[2:31:35] MGM gamblin', through a small mansion.[2:31:38] Annoyed cause this bitch callin' Lon Von Lavin.[2:31:41] Fuck who you stampin', them niggas just standin'.[2:31:44] It's not me, they censor and block me.[2:31:46] You hollerin' top five, I only see top me.[2:31:49] Award shows the only way you bitches can rob me.[2:31:53] It's level displayers, so pray for the players.[2:31:56] Clip him, baby, if he flinch at the price of Bottega.[2:31:59] I got plenty, I got plenty, I got plenty.[2:32:02] It's so many, yeah, they say gimme.[2:32:04] He got plenty, yeah, bruh.[2:32:06] Niggas ain't drip, you dry and kevlar.[2:32:09] This Balenciaga jacket linin'.[2:32:11] You and your bitch ain't come combinin'.[2:32:14] I'm sinnin' Lorraine Schwartz diamond minin'.[2:32:17] Find him, I came up with Enzo drifters.[2:32:20] So you gots to understand there's a difference.[2:32:22] There's window stickers and window liquors.[2:32:25] You know the type.[2:32:26] Always tryin' to get in your picture.[2:32:29] Always tryin' to get the dope through.[2:32:31] In your sister, we won't bag enough to work.[2:32:33] Wouldn't be no dishes, be no Christmas.[2:32:36] Mistletoe, be no kisses.[2:32:38] Made a way for ourselves, we ain't need no wishes.[2:32:41] It's level displayers, so pray for the players.[2:32:44] We hollow the walls and back up Bottegas.[2:32:47] I got plenty, it's so many, yeah, they say gimme.[2:32:52] He got plenty, yeah,[2:32:53] Walk it down like Brady gets better with time.[2:32:56] Didn't have to reinvent the wheel, just a better design.[2:32:59] Critics, he's out of his mind.[2:33:00] Haters, he's out of his prime.[2:33:02] Yet, always where the money's at like lottery signs.[2:33:05] Still I climb, rock star, third eye blind.[2:33:08] I was bored by these albums, so it gotta be time.[2:33:11] No reward for the latter, so it gotta be mine.[2:33:14] Huff and puff in the club, then I gotta be shine.[2:33:17] Property's all across the board, this monopoly's mine.[2:33:20] I'm a minister in my prime, so I gotta be shine.[2:33:23] I used to watch the Fresh Prince and pray the house would be mine.[2:33:26] Could've bought it, but I ain't like the way the kitchen designed.[2:33:29] Born in a manger, the son of a stranger.[2:33:32] When daddy's down home, the family's in danger.[2:33:35] I got plenty, it's so many, yeah, they say gimme.[2:33:40] He got plenty, yeah.[2:33:50] electric guitar solo[2:33:57] These steps were vague, I can't imagine it.[2:34:00] Back my suitcase up till I can't bear it.[2:34:03] Come on, I got this weight on my shoulder.[2:34:06] Oh God, I'm dying to know, but how dare you want more?[2:34:10] How dare you want more?[2:34:13] Preacher, preacher's coming from the floor.[2:34:16] electric guitar solo[2:34:20] And the secret's two lies that keep me living.[2:34:23] So my daddy's rolling, dreaming.[2:34:26] Who is he if he just won't tell it like it is?[2:34:29] Oh, daddy's dying to know, but how dare you want more?[2:34:33] How dare you want more?[2:34:36] Preacher, preacher's coming from the floor.[2:34:39] electric guitar solo[2:34:44] These steps were vague, it's so easy for her, but[2:34:49] Out of my eyesight, I'm trying to find out.[2:34:52] I'm tripping out all of this carrion fear.[2:34:54] Oh God, Jesus, tell my mother, and still my heart will hurt.[2:34:57] Tell my mother, and still my heart will hurt.[2:35:00] Tell my mother, and still my heart will hurt.[2:35:03] Tell my mother, and still my heart will hurt.[2:35:06] Tell my mother crying out, how dare you want more?[2:35:10] How dare you want more?[2:35:13] Preacher, preacher's coming from the floor.[2:35:16] How dare you want more?[2:35:19] How dare you want more?[2:35:22] The only one to stay for it.[2:35:24] But tonight we're going to do a little bit.[2:35:27] Tonight we're going to do a little bit.[2:35:30] Tonight we're going to do a little bit.[2:35:33] The only one to tear us down now.[2:35:36] Tonight we're going to drown this out now.[2:35:39] Tonight we're going to drown this out now.[2:35:42] Tonight we're going to drown it out.[2:35:48] How dare you want more?[2:35:54] How dare you want more?[2:36:09] How dare you want more?[2:36:12] How dare you want more?[2:36:15] How dare you want more?[2:36:18] How dare you want more?[2:36:21] How dare you want more?[2:36:24] How dare you want more?[2:36:27] How dare you want more?[2:36:30] How dare you want more?[2:36:33] How dare you want more?[2:36:36] How dare you want more?[2:37:06] How dare you want more?[2:37:09] How dare you want more?[2:37:12] How dare you want more?[2:37:15] How dare you want more?[2:37:18] How dare you want more?[2:37:21] How dare you want more?[2:37:24] How dare you want more?[2:37:27] How dare you want more?[2:37:30] How dare you want more?[2:37:33] Tonight we're going to drown this out now.[2:37:36] Tonight we're going to drown it out.[2:38:04] We're going to be coming back soon in just a second.[2:38:10] Is it still coming?[2:38:12] Oh, that's it.[2:38:25] We're going to do pull it up.[2:38:27] Pull it to the top.[2:38:30] Oh, okay.[2:38:34] Yeah, that's good. Let's do that.[2:38:37] Coming back.[2:38:45] Ready?[2:38:49] Welcome back to Red Bar.[2:38:51] We hope you're having a joyous time here.[2:38:54] Jules, how are you?[2:38:56] Amazing. How are you?[2:38:58] I'm doing okay. I'm hanging in there.[2:39:00] Hopefully going to catch a second wind soon, bro.[2:39:04] People got to remember, I have been in bed for nearly a year.[2:39:10] Okay. This is extremely hard for me, what we're doing here today.[2:39:15] Yes. Yes, I'm still very, very, very sick.[2:39:19] But I'm having fun. We're going to get better.[2:39:22] You know, you got to give me a chance to go and loosen up, bro.[2:39:28] Dave Landau, remember him? Come on down, Davey.[2:39:33] Come here, old co-host. Little Dave Landau, remember they measured him.[2:39:37] It turns out he was five foot six. Imagine that.[2:39:41] Five foot six. And he really reads short.[2:39:46] Like no matter where they put Dave Landau, you can stand him on an apple box like Tom Cruise.[2:39:52] You could put him at a desk. You could frame him tight. It doesn't matter.[2:39:56] He always appears miniature. And if you've seen him filling in for Steven Crowder,[2:40:02] you know he's Steven Crowder's co-host now.[2:40:05] Yeah.[2:40:06] Steven Crowder's show has gotten unbelievably scary,[2:40:09] especially with the new edition of Steven Crowder's Dad.[2:40:13] His dad just sits there and watches.[2:40:16] That dad is a Hal. That dad is a Hal.[2:40:19] Do you know what being a Hal is? Nick DePaulo is a Hal.[2:40:24] We're talking about a Hal from-[2:40:27] No, Cal. Fuck.[2:40:34] Do you know who Crowder's dad is? He's a Cal, you see?[2:40:39] And Cal is this guy from Euphoria.[2:40:43] Exactly.[2:40:44] And he masturbates to trannies and he's abusive towards his kids.[2:40:49] And he's very scary. And he's doing all sorts of sick stuff.[2:40:53] He's got discs, a locked drawer. If your dad has a locked desk drawer,[2:40:59] you might be Steven Crowder. Okay?[2:41:02] So Steven Crowder's dad, he's one of these really horrendous people,[2:41:06] and I think you're going to see him in this clip.[2:41:08] And when Steven Crowder is out getting fake surgeries or fake raising his kids[2:41:14] or pretending that he's got a wife,[2:41:18] Dave Landau, Kumiya's old co-host, fills in for Steven Crowder on a channel,[2:41:24] not only on the wonderful Blaze TV,[2:41:27] which I'm sure is doing really great numbers right now,[2:41:30] but he's also on a million-plus YouTube channel, Little Dave Landau.[2:41:36] Five, six, Dave Landau. And you go, Mike, is Dave Landau huge?[2:41:40] Now he's been on Crowder for like a year, over a year.[2:41:43] He must be.[2:41:44] There's millions of Crowder fans.[2:41:46] You know, Crowder's a millionaire. Is Dave a millionaire and famous?[2:41:49] Yet? No. Nobody cares.[2:41:54] It's crazy. It's like how Joe Mattorese,[2:41:57] Joe Mattorese has been on every podcast in the world, but nobody cares.[2:42:02] Josh Denny podcasts every day.[2:42:05] He's constantly tweeting to 100,000 people.[2:42:09] They don't care. They don't come back. He doesn't retain them.[2:42:14] My favorite thing about Denny's tweets is he'll say like a reactionary[2:42:19] conservative thought, and then he'll get like a thousand likes,[2:42:22] and then he'll be like high on himself all day,[2:42:24] and then he'll try out posting a link to some of his content.[2:42:28] I'm selling my entire life's collection for $1. Any takers?[2:42:32] And then it's got like eight likes, literally.[2:42:34] Silence. So those numbers do not translate into anything usable in the real world.[2:42:40] Same with Dave Landau. So let's start here.[2:42:43] I'll show you the opening. I love an opening.[2:42:46] And again, it's Dave Landau filling in for Steven Crowder.[2:42:50] Dave Landau is supposed to be a funny man.[2:42:53] He knows how to be on. He's a working comic.[2:42:57] He's a working comic.[2:42:59] He's supposed to be funny. He's supposed to be on.[2:43:03] Does Steven S. Crowder know that he's bombing like this while he's away?[2:43:09] In front of his father.[2:43:13] And it's so funny too, Dave Landau's forced into this like ultra conservative box now, even though he didn't-[2:43:18] He doesn't even want to do this.[2:43:19] No, all he wanted to do was be a comic and get some views.[2:43:23] Now he's stuck with Crowder, and that's like an underground Christian show now,[2:43:29] where they have like a prayer group in the morning to discuss how badly they want trans people gone,[2:43:37] which is fine, but do it in a funny way.[2:43:41] So here he is, and we're going to make fun of Dave Landau's stature at the beginning and much more.[2:43:47] Hit it.[2:43:50] Hit it, sunshine.[2:43:51] There you go.[2:43:56] Here's the matter one.[2:43:57] There they come. Great movie fight. Watch this.[2:44:02] Dave Landau starting with the fool's gulp.[2:44:07] I know about it.[2:44:08] Oh, shut the fuck up.[2:44:09] Wait, who's talking?[2:44:10] Oh, that's the president.[2:44:11] Sorry, the presidents are yapping it up in my other tab.[2:44:17] Shane Gillis invoice.[2:44:18] Oh wow, that's not how you want to start a show.[2:44:20] Look at that.[2:44:21] Grumpy.[2:44:22] Ooh, again, this is why you don't wear headphones.[2:44:25] Look at that.[2:44:26] Does that look cool?[2:44:27] Are you so happy you can make fun of all headphones now?[2:44:30] I can make fun of all.[2:44:31] Look how big they go.[2:44:32] What needs to be in this gap here?[2:44:34] Oh wait, look, what's coming back?[2:44:36] Check this out.[2:44:37] World debut.[2:44:38] Hold on.[2:44:39] Hold on.[2:44:40] Uh oh.[2:44:41] Oh, nope, that's pliers.[2:44:43] That's that.[2:44:44] Uh oh.[2:44:45] Hold on a second here.[2:44:46] I got to look through my junk drawer.[2:44:48] It's like going to your grandpa's house.[2:44:50] He's got something he's got to find you.[2:44:51] He's got a big quarter, one of those big quarters that's worth a dollar that he's going to show[2:44:56] you.[2:44:57] Silver dollar.[2:44:58] Hold on a second.[2:44:59] Grandpa's got to look for his stuff.[2:45:02] Grandpa, grandpa.[2:45:03] And your grandpa isn't Jewish anymore, I'll tell you that right now.[2:45:06] I can't stand the Jews.[2:45:07] You ever see Sam the cooking guy?[2:45:09] We bought Sam the cooking guy's cookbook and we have it stood up and Jules accidentally[2:45:13] left it like under our TV on this little thing and it's Sam the cooking guy staring at you[2:45:20] while you sleep.[2:45:21] Well, because the theme of the cookbook is sandwiches.[2:45:24] So as a little gag, very funny, he laid sideways with his ear on the bottom piece of bread,[2:45:31] you know, you're with me, and then the top bun on the top of his head creating a sandwich[2:45:37] look to the face.[2:45:38] Hilarious.[2:45:39] But when you lay it beside the bed, it looks like he's laying in bed next to you, cuddled[2:45:44] up under the covers.[2:45:46] And he's Jewish.[2:45:47] The whole thing is about what did this have to do about him being too Jewish for me?[2:45:52] I was looking at his face, I go, no wonder people can't stand the Jews.[2:45:56] No wonder.[2:45:57] If this is what they're always constantly seeing.[2:46:00] So Jules, I can't find it.[2:46:01] It's my pointer.[2:46:02] Did you move it somewhere?[2:46:03] My pointer, my big pointer is back.[2:46:06] What the fuck?[2:46:07] What did you do with it?[2:46:08] You took it from me yesterday.[2:46:09] It's got to be in there somewhere for sure.[2:46:11] Is it on the floor?[2:46:12] No, and I can't find it.[2:46:14] Try the second drawer.[2:46:16] Oh, I never thought of that.[2:46:18] Look, now I'm hitting multi-view remotes.[2:46:20] We're going to screw up the whole show.[2:46:24] Can you cut away from me, please?[2:46:27] Will I?[2:46:28] Because I'm going to take my shirt off.[2:46:29] Thank you.[2:46:30] Put on some hold music, please, Jules.[2:46:32] I got to find this fucking thing.[2:46:36] Oh my God, did you find it?[2:46:56] Yes.[2:46:57] We'll be back in one second.[2:47:03] Now I got to...[2:47:13] La dee da dee doo.[2:47:16] I'm the one and only la la la la la.[2:47:23] Perfect.[2:47:24] Okay, we can come back.[2:47:26] Hi.[2:47:27] Hello, everybody.[2:47:28] Hi, we're back.[2:47:30] Okay.[2:47:31] Look what I found.[2:47:33] Ooh, remember this?[2:47:35] Ooh.[2:47:37] Okay, so you could cut that music, Jules.[2:47:43] And cut back to land.[2:47:44] Now this is perfect.[2:47:45] See, now I got to lean as much.[2:47:47] There we go.[2:47:48] Now, doesn't this look...[2:47:49] Imagine you're being examined like this now.[2:47:52] So yeah, you don't want to wear these.[2:47:54] See, it was worth the wait.[2:47:55] Look at this point.[2:47:56] It was worth it.[2:47:57] This really shows disrespect.[2:47:58] What were you going to do?[2:47:59] Reach toward him?[2:48:00] Exactly.[2:48:01] Reach at him?[2:48:02] Here's his lips.[2:48:03] Here's his nose.[2:48:04] This is what his eyes are looking like.[2:48:06] He's a working comic.[2:48:08] All right, so let's enjoy that full sip one more time.[2:48:14] And we'll show you what we've seen.[2:48:18] Here it comes.[2:48:21] Ooh.[2:48:23] Now I just want to use my pointer.[2:48:25] Look at that.[2:48:26] Louder with credit.[2:48:27] It's hard to do the zoom-ins and the pointer.[2:48:29] I'll tell you that.[2:48:30] It's like very stupid drinking from that mug.[2:48:32] Mike, you don't need a physical pointer.[2:48:33] You can just use your mouths.[2:48:38] So this is him being very nervous, and he should be,[2:48:42] because there's this psycho Christian with blond hair[2:48:45] who looks like the ugly version of that guy from True Blood,[2:48:49] you know, the tall vampire with the blond hair.[2:48:52] He's like that.[2:48:53] Really?[2:48:54] You're giving him that compliment?[2:48:55] Fuck no, Jules.[2:48:56] I'm talking about the opposite of that guy.[2:48:58] Oh, great.[2:48:59] He's like the Christian evil, you know,[2:49:04] like as bad as that vampire Eric was from True Blood,[2:49:07] he's just as bad in this Christian world, okay?[2:49:10] He's like too Christian.[2:49:12] Like he's one of those Christians who prays for gays to die[2:49:16] before he eats, like at the beginning of a meal.[2:49:20] In front of his kids.[2:49:22] You know, there's still not,[2:49:24] I still haven't found an answer why the Christians[2:49:26] aren't praying at restaurants before they eat.[2:49:28] Some people do.[2:49:29] Oh yeah.[2:49:30] Does it look too silly?[2:49:32] Does it look too dumb to all pray as a family at a restaurant?[2:49:37] What's the excuse?[2:49:38] Do they pray in the car?[2:49:40] That's gotta be a bit someone's done before, right?[2:49:43] I hope so.[2:49:44] If that's not a bit, the praying in restaurants bit.[2:49:48] If that's not a bit, comedians have not done their job.[2:49:52] Okay, so let's watch Dave Landau again.[2:49:54] He's got a gun on the desk.[2:49:56] He's got a water bottle.[2:49:58] They've replaced the sign with, hey, it's with Dave.[2:50:00] Copying the night shift, may I say.[2:50:02] Yeah, exactly.[2:50:03] And wait till you see Crowder's dad.[2:50:04] Watch this.[2:50:09] That's soup?[2:50:11] Minestrone.[2:50:13] Not bad.[2:50:14] I like a good Italian wedding soup in the morning.[2:50:16] Now remember, this is the beginning of the show.[2:50:18] This is beginning show energy.[2:50:20] This is bombing.[2:50:22] And again, look how tiny he fits into his little seat.[2:50:27] You know, you couldn't pull the chair away[2:50:29] and get a lower-backed chair.[2:50:31] Someone says their dad does pray at restaurants,[2:50:33] just so you know.[2:50:34] Well, that's a real Christian.[2:50:35] He's an honorable man.[2:50:37] Well, what about the rest of them?[2:50:38] Here's what I'm saying.[2:50:39] I go to a restaurant every night of my life,[2:50:41] every day of my life, every year of my life.[2:50:43] I've never seen a family pray.[2:50:46] So what's going on?[2:50:49] We just gotta go to different places.[2:50:51] My dad does pray at restaurants.[2:50:53] Like Swiss shell, eh?[2:50:54] You'll see someone pray, probably.[2:50:55] Really?[2:50:56] I think I've seen that before.[2:50:57] Does this count as a prayer?[2:50:59] We want eats.[2:51:00] We want eats with a knife and a fork[2:51:02] as the waiter goes, should we call the police?[2:51:05] Okay, so watch Dave Landau, and more importantly,[2:51:07] we're going to introduce you to Crowder's fava.[2:51:13] Ahoy, everybody, and welcome to Louder with Crowder.[2:51:16] DT Landau.[2:51:17] With Dave.[2:51:18] There it is.[2:51:19] All right.[2:51:20] Worked on that for an hour, nailed it.[2:51:21] Yes, I did.[2:51:22] My coordination skills, not very good,[2:51:24] but practice makes almost perfect.[2:51:25] That's the guy.[2:51:26] Okay, that's the guy.[2:51:27] That's the psycho.[2:51:28] Welcome to the show.[2:51:29] Hold on, that's the psycho I was talking about.[2:51:30] I hate that guy the most out of anyone in the CCU.[2:51:35] Yeah, he is the most, what is going on here?[2:51:38] He's the most dangerous guy they got, that psycho.[2:51:42] Watch Rumble, watch this, okay.[2:51:44] Oh, we're going to have a very, very big show today.[2:51:46] And remember, if we're thrown off of YouTube,[2:51:48] you can catch us on Rumble, anywhere you find podcasts.[2:51:51] And of course-[2:51:52] They're not throwing you off YouTube.[2:51:54] You do nothing to break YouTube's rules.[2:51:58] He was doing a little bit of a Chinese face.[2:52:00] Really?[2:52:01] He had a thumbnail where he was wearing like a rice hat[2:52:05] and going like, oh.[2:52:07] That was me, that was Red Bar you're thinking of.[2:52:10] They just want you to-[2:52:11] They let him get away with anything.[2:52:12] Wait, now we got to join Rumble?[2:52:14] No, no, no.[2:52:15] What's Rumble now?[2:52:17] Okay, let's just continue.[2:52:18] You got to see Crowder's dad, you got to see what Dave's doing.[2:52:21] Check us out on Mug Club on the Blaze and, you know, subscribe.[2:52:25] Yeah.[2:52:26] Yeah, you get a mug and you get lots of fun after the show[2:52:30] where we don't have to be so censored.[2:52:32] Hmm.[2:52:33] And that's even so much censored in a way,[2:52:35] I just realized that was there.[2:52:37] How dare you.[2:52:39] Wait, wait, wait.[2:52:40] So what happened here, he took that water bottle down very quickly[2:52:44] as if that's one of Crowder's big rules.[2:52:46] See, this guy's probably like, um, Dave,[2:52:48] I just wanted to talk to you about the show.[2:52:50] So Crowder told me to make sure that nobody has bottles on the desk[2:52:54] during the show.[2:52:55] I mean, Dave whipped that off.[2:52:56] I got to see, I wasn't expecting that.[2:52:58] Ooh, that guy is such a little friend.[2:52:59] Let's see that and then we'll look into that Christian.[2:53:01] Where we don't have to be so censored.[2:53:04] Hmm.[2:53:05] That's even so much censored in a way,[2:53:07] I just realized that was there.[2:53:08] So somebody told him to go get that fucking bottle[2:53:10] of Crowder's watching right now from the doctor's office[2:53:13] with his pregnant wife.[2:53:14] Didn't they already have the baby?[2:53:16] Uh, so yeah, somebody could get that fucking bottle up and go, whoop.[2:53:22] And then they cut to that blonde psycho.[2:53:25] You shouldn't be blonde at that age, by the way, either.[2:53:28] Like, come on, what's going on there?[2:53:31] How dare you.[2:53:32] Ooh, he laughs, but he's mad.[2:53:35] That guy is like David Duke level to me for some reason.[2:53:38] This is David Duke.[2:53:39] Yes, David Duke.[2:53:40] This guy, yeah.[2:53:41] So racist looking.[2:53:43] This is a guy who like closes down his place on Sunday.[2:53:46] Like he really follows the rules.[2:53:48] You know, there's like no electricity beaming through his TV on Sunday.[2:53:53] He's listening to the radio, some deranged.[2:53:55] He's like, he goes to those like mega churches.[2:53:58] Yes.[2:53:59] To do his worship.[2:54:00] He believes in that and he's honored.[2:54:02] You know, he reminds me of, what's your name?[2:54:06] Who's the ugly dog from Gemstones?[2:54:09] Judy.[2:54:10] I love Judy.[2:54:11] I didn't say, you didn't love her.[2:54:13] I said, who's the ugly dog from Gemstones?[2:54:17] And that would be Judy.[2:54:20] Judy is dating a guy on Gemstones who she's married to a guy that's just like him.[2:54:25] B.J.[2:54:26] B.J.[2:54:27] Yes.[2:54:28] From the Righteous Gemstones.[2:54:29] This is B.J.[2:54:30] But B.J. is way nicer.[2:54:31] B.J. is way nicer and B.J. is less evil.[2:54:34] And he works with the Gemstones.[2:54:36] Yes.[2:54:37] So yeah, and this guy just wears a shirt that says Louder.[2:54:39] These aren't shirts that Crowder sells.[2:54:41] And he's trying to get in with Crowder the way that B.J. is always trying to get in with[2:54:45] the dad.[2:54:46] Exactly.[2:54:47] And these aren't shirts Crowder sells.[2:54:48] This is a fan made, he made this shirt to show Crowder appreciation and support.[2:54:54] Anyway, let's continue and we're going to show you Dave horrendously bombing as he fills[2:55:02] in for Steven Crowder, leaving Crowder in the dust.[2:55:05] Okay.[2:55:06] And again, oh yeah, this is not politically motivated.[2:55:10] We started hitting Landau way before he got involved in the kooky-dooky politics and even[2:55:18] Crowder too.[2:55:19] It wasn't the same political world when we started hitting Crowder.[2:55:22] It was nothing like this.[2:55:24] These are not politically driven tauntings.[2:55:27] These are simply because we don't like the way these people look or sound or act.[2:55:32] Okay.[2:55:33] Nothing to do with the politics.[2:55:34] Here we go.[2:55:36] They're not a sponsor.[2:55:37] The lawsuits will follow.[2:55:39] That's fine.[2:55:40] No big deal.[2:55:41] So will Area 51.[2:55:42] All right.[2:55:43] Oh, he's wearing one of his Target shirts.[2:55:45] He's got an Area 51 Target screen printed shirts.[2:55:49] You find these in a mess behind the Massimo, okay?[2:55:55] Under a v-neck somewhere, you could find this.[2:55:59] And Dave couldn't look chubbier or shorter or stumpier.[2:56:04] Believe me, he's sitting up as straight as it goes.[2:56:07] Even Patton Oswald's looking at this going, I'm kind of like a thin, bigger guy.[2:56:13] So Dave, you haven't grown since I've been gone.[2:56:17] You admit you're 5'6", a despicable height.[2:56:20] You know, you can't be 5'6".[2:56:22] You can't be 5'6'ing on TV.[2:56:24] Be 5'6'ing on your own time.[2:56:26] Don't be 5'6'ing in front of us.[2:56:29] Doesn't exist, Dave.[2:56:30] What are you talking about?[2:56:31] No, it's not real.[2:56:32] Way too many Crowders yet.[2:56:34] They don't put them there.[2:56:36] We were like, we don't care.[2:56:37] That's how bad 2020 was.[2:56:39] They were like, yeah, aliens.[2:56:41] Nah, whatever.[2:56:42] I've seen the movie.[2:56:43] No big deal.[2:56:44] No big deal.[2:56:45] Well, let's introduce everybody.[2:56:47] Because we're already starting it up.[2:56:49] Gerald A.[2:56:50] How are you, sir?[2:56:51] Gerald A.[2:56:52] Okay, Gerald A.[2:56:54] What does the A stand for?[2:56:55] Lady A?[2:56:56] Alchemy.[2:56:57] It must be Alchemy.[2:56:58] There it is.[2:56:59] We finally found Lady Alchemy's brother.[2:57:02] Brother.[2:57:03] Gerald A.[2:57:05] Gerald Alchemy.[2:57:08] He hates alchemy.[2:57:10] He hates witchcraft.[2:57:11] He looks concerned.[2:57:12] Gerald.[2:57:13] Imagine.[2:57:14] If you don't change your name to G-Eazy as a Gerald, you might be a Christian psycho.[2:57:18] Can't you just imagine those eyes apologizing to a master of some kind?[2:57:23] I mean, he's wearing glasses that scream,[2:57:27] I wanna be involved in weirdo old school hate.[2:57:33] This isn't even funny, cool, new hate like we do.[2:57:37] This is that old school, I'm doing it because the book told me to type of hate.[2:57:42] He's like one of the guys from the movie Holes who threw a torch into the teacher's school[2:57:48] because she kissed a black guy.[2:57:49] Did somebody do that in Holes?[2:57:50] That's awful to hear.[2:57:52] You guys know Holes, right?[2:57:53] Yeah.[2:57:54] I can't watch Holes.[2:57:55] That's the main movie for me.[2:57:56] It reminds me of the time that I was in a hole.[2:57:59] Alright, let's see, he's gonna introduce Greta's dad now, this is gonna be funny.[2:58:03] Here we go.[2:58:04] Morning, ahoy.[2:58:06] I'm doing fantastic, thanks for asking.[2:58:08] Yeah, did I ask?[2:58:09] You didn't ask.[2:58:10] How are you?[2:58:11] Why didn't you ask?[2:58:12] How's the new baby?[2:58:13] Baby's fantastic.[2:58:14] Another new baby.[2:58:16] Everybody's got a new baby, nobody's ever home.[2:58:19] Isn't that interesting?[2:58:21] You can like log these guys' hours because they're on social media all day.[2:58:26] They're never with the kids that they claim they'd kill me over.[2:58:31] Interesting.[2:58:33] Sleep is getting better, but it's still hard to come by.[2:58:35] I've learned that you just shouldn't probably sleep in life.[2:58:37] You don't get it early, you don't get it late, and then you don't get it when you have kids[2:58:40] and so I'm just like, ah, screw it.[2:58:41] Have you tried shaking the baby?[2:58:44] Only enough.[2:58:45] Yeah, just enough to make sure he sleeps.[2:58:47] Well, of course.[2:58:48] He's pressing a button right now under his desk that is alerting Crowder that Dave is[2:58:53] making off-color jokes about his child.[2:58:57] Uh, shake the baby?[2:59:00] Very funny.[2:59:01] Stephen, you won't believe what he's doing.[2:59:03] He's goofing around again in an unconservative manner.[2:59:07] Uh, let's keep, also that's been a big thing.[2:59:10] During the show like Dave is too offensive for them sometimes on the show.[2:59:16] There's been times where Dave is too offensive for them.[2:59:18] They cringe, yeah.[2:59:19] But then also there's times where they get too conservative for Dave.[2:59:23] Exactly.[2:59:24] It's a bad mix.[2:59:26] Dave was never supposed to be on this show.[2:59:28] Alright, let's continue.[2:59:30] Yeah, just saying this is advice.[2:59:32] Way to meet Mr. Crowder.[2:59:33] Not advice at all.[2:59:34] Make sure you shake it just enough to get a good night's sleep.[2:59:38] There's a difference between rocking and shaking.[2:59:40] Yes.[2:59:41] Uh-oh, here he comes.[2:59:42] Shake it till the noise is stopped.[2:59:44] No, none of these things are true except what I said.[2:59:47] Yeah, shake it until you can take the college fund back.[2:59:50] Alright, ouch.[2:59:52] Alright, alright, you medieval warriors.[2:59:56] Why does he do that accent?[2:59:58] Alright.[3:00:00] That's kind of like the AD girl comedy voice.[3:00:03] Yeah, the AD Bryant voice that we're going to miss so much.[3:00:08] Oh, I'm so sad that AD has left SNL.[3:00:10] With Mikey Day, who we're bringing up in minutes, I had an incident with the Mikey Day.[3:00:18] See, I'm Mikey Knight, so I have a big problem with Mikey Day from SNL.[3:00:24] We'll show you that coming up.[3:00:25] New enemy in the making.[3:00:28] I didn't want to give up my day anyway.[3:00:31] No, but congratulations, of course.[3:00:32] Thank you.[3:00:33] And then token down, how you doing?[3:00:34] Back from Maui.[3:00:35] Yep, good morning.[3:00:36] Good morning.[3:00:37] Freshly married.[3:00:38] Oh, yeah.[3:00:39] We've got the new man who hangs out with the sexy Ninja Turtles, Casey Bones.[3:00:43] How are you?[3:00:44] Good morning, good morning.[3:00:45] I had to think of a new one.[3:00:46] It was either that or...[3:00:47] I've got to think of a new one.[3:00:48] The case of base.[3:00:50] I like that.[3:00:51] You like that one?[3:00:52] Case of base.[3:00:53] Alright.[3:00:54] And of course, Tim the tool man.[3:00:56] How you doing today?[3:00:57] Morning, sir.[3:00:58] One of my favorite people on Earth.[3:01:00] Please welcome, Crawdaddy.[3:01:02] Oh, Crawdaddy.[3:01:06] Here he is, Jules.[3:01:08] Tuck.[3:01:09] Crawdaddy.[3:01:10] Best be on your best behavior while talking about my boy, Steven.[3:01:18] I mean, really.[3:01:20] Have you ever seen anything worse than this?[3:01:23] Crawdaddy, they call him.[3:01:25] That's a very Montreal looking man.[3:01:29] He looks over the face.[3:01:30] You know, Crowder and his dad, his dad is the new co-host.[3:01:33] Imagine that.[3:01:34] Having papa in with you as you host a show.[3:01:38] First of all, your dad should be ashamed of you if you're Steven Crowder.[3:01:41] You shouldn't be encouraging all the mistakes you've made over the year.[3:01:45] He should be kind of sickened by the behaviors of his son.[3:01:49] But nope, not Crowder's dad.[3:01:51] He's the co-host now.[3:01:54] But better yet, the Overlooker of all things suspicious.[3:01:58] Dave, I've got my eye on you, boy.[3:02:03] And Crowder does jujitsu with this man.[3:02:07] They actually, that's his like, scat partner.[3:02:10] Mat partner, where they roll around, wrestling each other to the ground.[3:02:15] Another Cal-like situation.[3:02:18] Crowder, I mean, Crowder's dad is the guy from Holes, like in the flashback.[3:02:23] When she goes, I'm sick of digging holes.[3:02:25] I've only seen Holes once, you know.[3:02:27] I don't really remember all the guys from Holes, Jules.[3:02:29] Oh, I know every word.[3:02:30] No, not me.[3:02:31] I've seen it once, and I was kind of doing other things during the film.[3:02:35] Here.[3:02:36] He switched it up on me today, last time we were together.[3:02:38] That's right.[3:02:39] Yeah.[3:02:40] Ooh, Crowder's dad's got one of these.[3:02:42] I'm a terrible person gobblers.[3:02:44] Look at that gobbler.[3:02:46] Skin so loose, it escaped from the neck in a panic.[3:02:51] Look at that.[3:02:52] That's a bad dad.[3:02:54] Now, how do you avoid one of these?[3:02:56] Do you get one of these gobbler here?[3:02:58] Do you get that only from being overweight, or can that happen to anybody?[3:03:02] I don't think it can happen to anyone.[3:03:04] Okay, I'm going to make this.[3:03:05] This is the one time I think, and you as well, I think this is the one time you do the surgery.[3:03:11] The one surgery that you're allowed as a human, you can't walk around like that.[3:03:17] God forbid, if that happens to me, there's no more video versions.[3:03:22] It's my stomach.[3:03:23] Don't worry, they have injections for it now.[3:03:25] It's super easy.[3:03:26] Oh, really?[3:03:27] Oh my God, that thing will leak toad for days.[3:03:30] Look at that.[3:03:31] That's bog stuff in there.[3:03:32] What are they going to inject that with?[3:03:33] I'd be scared to prick that.[3:03:36] Yikes.[3:03:37] Okay, so let's see what these three are up to, and then we're going to show you Dave's[3:03:40] incredible bomb that we can't even figure out.[3:03:45] You know, it's so incredible that we can't figure out.[3:03:48] We kind of need your help.[3:03:49] I almost forgot what we were here for.[3:03:50] Yeah, okay.[3:03:51] Check this out.[3:03:52] I was over here.[3:03:53] You're over there.[3:03:54] Moved over.[3:03:56] We can switch right now if you want.[3:03:57] I think it's good.[3:03:58] You want to do musical chairs?[3:03:59] I just want you to sing.[3:04:00] I can sing.[3:04:01] Please don't.[3:04:02] Do you know what I'm doing?[3:04:03] No.[3:04:11] Phantasm, huh?[3:04:13] Talk about Biden.[3:04:14] I like how they all sit there and make fun of Biden.[3:04:16] When you got Biden right here, folks.[3:04:22] Biden is time.[3:04:24] I mean, you got your own fucking Biden, bro.[3:04:27] So let's fast forward to the part where Dave bombs.[3:04:30] So you've all seen these shows where they have like a little skit or a sketch, right?[3:04:34] We've all seen these programs.[3:04:35] They have fun.[3:04:36] And we've all seen shows that like bring in a character.[3:04:39] Like every late night show has, you know, brought on a character that they do a silly[3:04:45] sketch with.[3:04:46] Conan used to do this all the time.[3:04:47] He'd bring in like the masturbating bear or some fucking stooge that they do a fake back[3:04:53] and forth with.[3:04:54] We've seen this and Crowder does it too.[3:04:56] So they're going to do that.[3:04:58] They're going to introduce, oh my God, look at Crowder's dad on the side of my screen[3:05:02] over there.[3:05:03] That's horrific.[3:05:04] He's proud of you, boy.[3:05:06] Boy, yeah, he is proud of me with those blackened eyes.[3:05:11] So, yeah, let's show you this.[3:05:15] Dave Landau is going to do one of those skits and we've all seen these skits and we all[3:05:18] know how they're supposed to go.[3:05:20] We all know how, more importantly, the energy is supposed to feel.[3:05:23] These are no brainers, these type of skits.[3:05:25] What's the time code on that?[3:05:27] You got to go to 5240.[3:05:30] 5240.[3:05:31] Watch this.[3:05:32] Oh, so he should be nice and warmed up.[3:05:34] OK, there's no reason.[3:05:36] 5240.[3:05:37] It's a perfect time.[3:05:38] We did not watch this, by the way.[3:05:39] We just clicked ahead and happened to bump into it.[3:05:41] We just, it was on YouTube.[3:05:43] This popped up and I go, oh, Dave Landau, let's check out how short he is.[3:05:48] And we happened to click right to this moment.[3:05:52] Where he introduces this, this, this bit, and again, we're only 52 minutes in, so he's warmed up.[3:05:59] We're only 52 minutes in, so he's not too tired.[3:06:04] But watch this, and it's coming up right after this.[3:06:07] Blame entry to the classroom.[3:06:08] They're talking about the shooting, of course.[3:06:09] And that the delay was against protocol.[3:06:11] Yeah, and to be clear, he's refusing or has refused to respond to an interview request.[3:06:16] And that's what we're mostly talking about right now.[3:06:19] OK, well, Chief, Chief Arradondo failed to respond to our request.[3:06:24] Ours as well.[3:06:25] Yeah, which is why.[3:06:26] But we were able to get the interim chief and we do believe that they should be, you know, here to tell their side.[3:06:32] So please welcome one of the officers that was on scene, Officer Hugh Jepussy.[3:06:37] Hugh Jepussy.[3:06:39] OK, so this is where bit starts.[3:06:41] Now, even the intro is pretty weak.[3:06:45] So, you know, there is a shooting, so please welcome officer.[3:06:52] You don't even know.[3:06:53] You don't even know a bit's about to come up.[3:06:55] No.[3:06:56] You got to enunciate.[3:06:57] I've been dead for a whole year.[3:06:59] Even I could go coming up next.[3:07:01] We got a great guy.[3:07:02] He's a huge Jepussy, which is the name of this character because he's going to represent a huge bitch, a beta, right?[3:07:11] I don't like Dave.[3:07:12] You know the whole story.[3:07:13] So here comes the character.[3:07:18] Hugh Jepussy.[3:07:19] Hugh Jepussy.[3:07:20] Yes.[3:07:22] Oh, hello, Hugh Jepussy.[3:07:25] Now you're on.[3:07:26] How are you?[3:07:28] And he's in the studio.[3:07:29] It's not like now you're on.[3:07:31] I mean, he's he's right there.[3:07:33] That just actually made me think, what if something was happening that made him pissed off right before this?[3:07:38] Well, I don't want to give him any outs here.[3:07:42] So let's do the first round where we pretend Dave viciously screwed up.[3:07:46] And then the next round could be something bad happened that's even worse than him bombing.[3:07:52] I like it.[3:07:53] Love it.[3:07:54] Here is Hugh Jepussy.[3:07:55] And now you can see, OK, it's one of these bits where the talk show host interviews a character.[3:08:00] Great.[3:08:01] He's dressed in a big pussy outfit.[3:08:03] He's got a cigarette.[3:08:04] He's got a police baton.[3:08:05] And Crowder has used that costume like 20 times.[3:08:08] Oh, has he?[3:08:09] OK, that makes sense.[3:08:10] Yeah.[3:08:11] And he's got a police hat.[3:08:12] And this guy came.[3:08:13] He was ready to do the bit.[3:08:14] This guy probably would have been good.[3:08:16] Better than Rhett and Link with those jerk offs.[3:08:20] You know, Billie Eilish on Rhett and Link.[3:08:22] She comes in, pretends she's an IHOP waitress every now and then.[3:08:26] You'll get it.[3:08:27] So here's Dave.[3:08:28] Here's Hugh Jepussy.[3:08:31] Oh, I'm great.[3:08:33] One of your employees wouldn't let me in.[3:08:34] So sorry.[3:08:36] Yeah, we tried to buzz you in almost an hour ago.[3:08:39] There's footage from our ring camera.[3:08:41] Watch this.[3:08:42] No, there's not.[3:08:44] Yeah, there is.[3:08:46] So first of all, this isn't going too well, is it?[3:08:49] Like, where's the charisma?[3:08:50] Am I missing something?[3:08:51] Is there a big punch line about to come?[3:08:55] We're wondering.[3:08:56] Yeah, we tried to buzz you in almost an hour ago.[3:08:59] There's footage from our ring camera.[3:09:02] No, there's not.[3:09:04] Yeah, there is.[3:09:06] There's an hour of you smoking and scrolling through TikTok on our...[3:09:10] Oh my gosh.[3:09:11] Well, we have protocol.[3:09:12] So Dave keeps looking at his iPad Pro with the keyboard hooked up to it.[3:09:16] The keyboard case.[3:09:18] You know, that's something really a man uses.[3:09:22] But he keeps staring down.[3:09:24] Look at this.[3:09:25] So it's very distracting.[3:09:26] Keeps staring down as if he needs to read, like, a script in order to do this very easy,[3:09:33] like, exchange with Hugh Jepussy.[3:09:35] I mean, everyone knows the joke.[3:09:36] The officer tweeted outside.[3:09:38] They're pussies.[3:09:40] We get it.[3:09:41] And surely everybody has, like, little notes to go to.[3:09:44] You glance at them and you go back.[3:09:46] You should really be able to spitball on a topic that's been so discussed.[3:09:50] Yeah, so watch this.[3:09:52] Calls to following these types of situations.[3:09:54] I don't think you do.[3:09:55] It's an interview.[3:09:57] Easy for you to say, civilian.[3:10:00] You're not in the military.[3:10:01] In fact, I think you have a disqualifying condition.[3:10:03] You're a huge vagina.[3:10:06] Is this a cold table read?[3:10:10] Why is he saying it like that?[3:10:12] Because he's clearly reading the script word for word off his iPad Pro with the keyboard stand.[3:10:21] He's even doing, like, a camp skit type cadence.[3:10:24] Yeah, so this gets a bit worse, too.[3:10:27] And again, it's like, you don't have to do this every day.[3:10:31] You're filling in.[3:10:33] It's pretty basic.[3:10:34] It's pretty easy.[3:10:36] You don't really need to have this stuff memorized.[3:10:38] You can kind of wing it.[3:10:40] It's an interview.[3:10:42] Easy for you to say, civilian.[3:10:44] You're not in the military.[3:10:46] In fact, I think you have a disqualifying condition.[3:10:48] You're a huge vagina.[3:10:50] True, but it's better that I am safe and sorry.[3:10:53] Can't be too careful.[3:10:55] That's not how it goes.[3:10:57] No.[3:10:58] So that's why you didn't.[3:10:59] Ooh, and then Christianity.[3:11:02] Christianity sees that they flubbed the script, and he goes, that's not how it goes.[3:11:07] Steven isn't going to like this.[3:11:10] The button doesn't do anything.[3:11:12] It's not wired.[3:11:13] He's going to find the end of that wire and flip the fuck out.[3:11:17] Let's see that again.[3:11:18] Can't be too careful.[3:11:19] That's not how it goes.[3:11:21] No.[3:11:22] So wait.[3:11:23] Ooh.[3:11:26] That's not how it goes.[3:11:29] The story of your life, huh?[3:11:32] You don't want that guy upset with you.[3:11:34] You know, this is the guy who actually is watching over this place when Crowder's gone.[3:11:37] And then you got Crowder's dad.[3:11:39] Did you flub my boy's lines?[3:11:42] He's like the judge from My Cousin Vinny.[3:11:45] Very unreasonable.[3:11:46] I wish last week when you had to do the show for the first time that Crowder's dad was here.[3:11:52] He should get a full animatronic Crowder's dad for the studio.[3:11:58] That would be a good pair.[3:11:59] Can we at least get a cardboard cutout and put a sweatshirt on him?[3:12:03] Okay, so let's see this.[3:12:05] In fact, gets worse.[3:12:07] So that's why you didn't take the shooter down faster because you wanted to protect yourself?[3:12:11] Darn tootin'.[3:12:13] Watch this.[3:12:14] Really, it's your job to protect and serve.[3:12:17] It's my job to serve the public interest.[3:12:19] Meet quotas with arbitrary traffic tickets and to stop people from-[3:12:23] So this is no longer about, like now this is for sure like where you're just going over the script at a table rehearsing.[3:12:30] But this was supposed to be the live bid.[3:12:33] It's clear now that they've both given up and they're both just reading the lines monotone to get through the bid.[3:12:41] So let's see what happens.[3:12:43] The public interest.[3:12:44] Meet quotas with arbitrary traffic tickets and to stop people from getting haircuts.[3:12:50] Stuff like that.[3:12:52] Ugh.[3:12:53] You know, I think we're just about done here.[3:12:55] Oh, is that a spider?[3:12:57] Oh my gosh.[3:12:58] Whoa.[3:12:59] Are you kidding?[3:13:00] Wow.[3:13:01] If only a teacher had left that door propped open so I could escape.[3:13:04] Ugh, just pull harder.[3:13:06] You twist the handle.[3:13:08] What the fuck?[3:13:09] Look at this.[3:13:10] Open it up.[3:13:11] Do a workout or something.[3:13:13] Dave, you're a life saver.[3:13:15] Yeah, you're not.[3:13:20] Let it ride.[3:13:22] Maybe it's this time of the month.[3:13:23] Look at this.[3:13:24] I don't know.[3:13:25] I think so.[3:13:26] Huge a pussy everybody.[3:13:28] What the fuck?[3:13:32] What's this about?[3:13:35] I can't believe that this exists.[3:13:37] Did somebody like tell him that he's been measured live on the show or something like that?[3:13:43] What happened?[3:13:45] Have you ever seen...[3:13:46] Look how he ends this bit.[3:13:48] Watch this.[3:13:50] Forget the fart.[3:13:51] That's him.[3:13:52] It's not one of the clients.[3:13:53] Look at this.[3:13:54] Maybe it's this time of the month.[3:13:55] I don't know.[3:13:56] I think so.[3:13:57] Huge a pussy everybody.[3:14:03] I thought we told people not to smoke in here.[3:14:07] You don't tell huge a pussy what to do.[3:14:09] I grew up with cigarettes, so it's a little reminder of why I'm only 5'6".[3:14:13] You're 5'6".[3:14:23] Yes, and then these guys will come on here and talk about how SNL sucks.[3:14:28] Yeah, everybody sucks.[3:14:30] These guys are real comedy.[3:14:33] We're doing comedy.[3:14:34] No, you're not.[3:14:35] I think they force themselves to do these bits when they get busted for their rhetoric stuff.[3:14:40] They could go, it's a comedy show, you see?[3:14:42] You see?[3:14:44] Look at him.[3:14:46] So what went wrong?[3:14:48] That's what we mean.[3:14:49] We don't even know how this bombing took place.[3:14:51] We should see if we can interview Dave about what went wrong.[3:14:54] I'm surprised all the conservatives don't hate him like they hate Ethan Klein.[3:15:00] Because this was a bombing.[3:15:06] Right.[3:15:09] Yeah, I just want to say though, I do realize that that is not...[3:15:13] I just want to say this as honestly as I can.[3:15:16] I do realize that is not all police.[3:15:18] This is a very different and delicate situation.[3:15:20] Well, then you have to apologize to cops.[3:15:22] Yeah, just in case 90% of your audience is cops, which they are.[3:15:27] In the light of it, I did want to dress Ken up as a vagina.[3:15:30] Oh, I didn't know that was going to happen.[3:15:39] Okay, Dave Landau on Crowder.[3:15:41] He's doing good, huh?[3:15:42] He's doing well.[3:15:43] Cut that off.[3:15:44] Oh yeah, I got to do.[3:15:45] Great.[3:15:46] Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very funny.[3:15:48] Loved it.[3:15:49] Loved it.[3:15:50] Should we do this Nicole Arbour thing?[3:15:52] I've been dying to show you what she's been up to.[3:15:54] Yes, please.[3:15:55] Everyone's got to follow Nicole Arbour.[3:15:58] And I don't want to get too close because I am,[3:16:00] I'll tell you this, I do fear her.[3:16:03] Oh yeah.[3:16:04] And Nicole, I don't want any trouble.[3:16:08] You got to be careful.[3:16:09] But you know, the Petersons who we've been covering,[3:16:12] Jordan Peterson, his beautiful daughter, Michaela,[3:16:16] who just got married again.[3:16:18] Congratulations.[3:16:19] She got married to one of her lion diet members.[3:16:23] Awesome.[3:16:24] Michaela Peterson got married to one of her lion diet members.[3:16:27] Can you believe this?[3:16:28] He started out 700 pounds.[3:16:30] He could barely walk.[3:16:32] He had some bone broth and some toast.[3:16:35] He's doing great.[3:16:37] And-[3:16:38] He can lift her right above his head.[3:16:40] Michaela married this guy.[3:16:42] What is his name?[3:16:43] And he's like a cuck like her other husband.[3:16:46] She likes, she goes after these like geeky wussy,[3:16:49] pussy guys that kind of-[3:16:51] I mean she's a power woman.[3:16:52] She can't share a spot like-[3:16:53] Yeah.[3:16:54] Who else is like that right now where they,[3:16:56] they definitely pick a guy that's just going to be out of their way.[3:16:59] Like BJ and Judy.[3:17:00] They're like BJ and Judy.[3:17:02] So Michaela's with this new sucker.[3:17:05] And of course they met during the lion diet.[3:17:08] And I even, I posted on Michaela's post.[3:17:11] Oh my God.[3:17:12] You know, this kind of breaks doctor patient confidentiality and rules and stuff.[3:17:19] Should you really be dating?[3:17:21] Yeah.[3:17:22] Should you really be dating a lion diet member?[3:17:25] You know, you nursed this man to health.[3:17:28] You took his $500 a month for months, nursed him to health,[3:17:33] and now you're getting married to him?[3:17:36] You know, what is this?[3:17:37] Red bar.[3:17:39] So she married this guy and they had a giant wedding again.[3:17:44] Now I think it should be a rule where if you already had a big wedding[3:17:49] and it was a failure and you got divorced,[3:17:51] no more second wedding, you get married privately and you go on with your life.[3:17:55] Fine.[3:17:56] But no more making everybody come out again,[3:18:00] do this all over again in hopes that this time you made the right decision.[3:18:05] And she didn't, you know, it's going to end up as a disaster.[3:18:08] And where did I, you know,[3:18:09] the first thing I said when I saw that she married this guy go,[3:18:12] does he even speak English?[3:18:14] You know, does he even speak English or is he from Lithuania?[3:18:18] Is he from, God, no, Romania.[3:18:21] So it turns out he doesn't.[3:18:23] He has a very thick accent and he is from like Sweden or something like that, right?[3:18:27] I don't know.[3:18:28] And they get married and I go into her comments and I go,[3:18:31] this guy was a former Lion Club member.[3:18:34] Ha ha ha.[3:18:35] This is disgusting.[3:18:36] Can't believe what you're doing.[3:18:37] She responds.[3:18:39] She responds.[3:18:40] She said something like, I don't have the screenshot.[3:18:43] She said something like, ha ha ha.[3:18:46] And what Lion Club would this be?[3:18:49] So she's doing this now where she's doing this thing where,[3:18:52] because it's not called the Lion Club anymore, I guess, or whatever.[3:18:57] Whatever I called it.[3:18:58] She gotcha.[3:18:59] It's not technically called.[3:19:01] So I called her out in the comments and I said,[3:19:04] oh, you're dating a Lion Club member.[3:19:07] That sounds pretty skeezy.[3:19:09] And she goes, and what is the Lion Club?[3:19:11] And then like, like, like, like, like.[3:19:13] You know what the Lion Club is?[3:19:14] The lion diet, the lion plan, whatever your fucking thing.[3:19:18] All meat.[3:19:19] You're all meat diet.[3:19:20] Wake up.[3:19:21] But now she gets to do that because now like her stupid fans go,[3:19:26] oh, see this guy?[3:19:27] And they all believe in it.[3:19:29] They all kind of pretend that that's what happened.[3:19:32] So that's pretty shady, right?[3:19:34] To do that.[3:19:35] And that was her only response before restricting me for the eighth time.[3:19:38] She thought she had already done that.[3:19:39] Maybe she unrestricted me for some weirdo reason.[3:19:42] So that's shady.[3:19:45] So we've been going after Michaela for quite some time and.[3:19:49] Refill time?[3:19:50] Yeah, they've become.[3:19:52] Oh, thank you, Jules.[3:19:53] Thank you for seeing.[3:19:56] You should pour it into your carafe.[3:19:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.[3:20:01] But then I got to do this.[3:20:02] So the Petersons have become very close with Nicole Arbour,[3:20:10] the dear fat people, blonde lady,[3:20:12] the blonde lady that so many of you confused as hot because she went out[3:20:17] and bought a couple of hootresses.[3:20:19] Remember, this girl is a theater nerd.[3:20:23] She's not hot.[3:20:25] She was one of those theater nerd girls who figured out how to like[3:20:28] trick the lowest common denominator into thinking she was the hottest girl[3:20:33] in class. She ain't hot.[3:20:35] You got to turn around and show the backside to be hot.[3:20:38] The front don't count anymore.[3:20:40] You got to be good where it counts, Arbour.[3:20:43] The part you never show, the backside.[3:20:47] But I don't want it with you, Arbour.[3:20:49] You win.[3:20:50] OK, we will not get a fight if you ever respond to this.[3:20:53] I pretend I don't know what the hell you were ever talking about.[3:20:55] We go our separate ways.[3:20:57] Go our separate ways. Got it?[3:20:59] I am not willing to fight with Nicole Arbour, nor can I take her.[3:21:04] But I will show you what she's done and I will show you what Jordan[3:21:08] Peterson's favorite song of the year is as we celebrate Red Bar being back[3:21:13] for season 20, episode two.[3:21:15] Give yourselves a round of applause for being here.[3:21:19] Nicole Arbour every once in a while comes out with songs[3:21:22] and we must encourage her because this is what happens.[3:21:26] YouTubers put out songs.[3:21:28] Everybody makes fun of them.[3:21:30] And then the YouTuber never makes a song again because they get afraid.[3:21:34] OK, don't do that.[3:21:37] Encourage YouTubers to make music.[3:21:40] We can't have another George Janko on our hands quitting music[3:21:43] because people called it cringe.[3:21:45] We want the cringe music videos.[3:21:48] So don't bully those out of our environments.[3:21:51] Nicole Arbour put out the best video.[3:21:54] I sent this to Luis J Gomez the day it came out and said,[3:21:57] make this your ringtone, make this your alarm clock.[3:22:00] He didn't give a fuck.[3:22:05] He didn't.[3:22:07] He doesn't know what's important.[3:22:09] This song is called Beaty Bomb.[3:22:12] Right, Beaty Bomb by Nicole Arbour?[3:22:14] Have people seen this yet?[3:22:16] And this is no joke and I hope she makes more.[3:22:18] Again, bullied out.[3:22:20] She's now a, I don't know if you've noticed,[3:22:24] she found out that if you pander to conservatives, it's super easy.[3:22:28] You get a ton of money and your job is cake.[3:22:33] All you got to do is keep posting like articles they like on Instagram[3:22:36] and you get a million likes.[3:22:38] So she started to do that and she fancies herself the new Kid Rock,[3:22:45] which we need.[3:22:47] So this is a world premiere.[3:22:49] And Nicole, I hope you don't mind that we're playing this.[3:22:51] I am promoting it.[3:22:54] It's Bum Bitty by Nicole Arbour.[3:22:57] We got a whole music video.[3:22:58] This is a drinking song.[3:23:00] Let's just watch the thing and enjoy and stop me when she does the robot.[3:23:06] Enjoy.[3:23:08] Arbour![3:23:17] Nice, guys.[3:23:44] Cheers, everybody.[3:23:48] It's time to go another round.[3:23:51] I got a bigger thing than you and I don't even got one.[3:23:54] If you're such a badass, why that guard and that shotgun?[3:23:56] Lyrical championship arena, this will be fun.[3:23:59] I'm already finished and you're just on your free time.[3:24:02] Hey, what do you guys think so far?[3:24:04] I think this is one of those songs where you got to take a break.[3:24:07] This is my favorite song of the year.[3:24:09] Wow.[3:24:10] Did you know this was happening on Nicole Arbour's YouTube?[3:24:13] If you haven't been watching this, you're crazy, right?[3:24:16] How good is this?[3:24:17] Did we miss the robot?[3:24:19] I think so, right?[3:24:21] Somebody called out the robot.[3:24:23] Jules, I don't know, but maybe we did.[3:24:25] We have to find the robot.[3:24:27] Or maybe that's coming up.[3:24:29] It might be still coming up.[3:24:31] How good is that chorus when that chorus drops?[3:24:34] Okay, we'll start here.[3:24:35] Time to go another round.[3:24:38] I got a bigger thing than you and I don't even got one.[3:24:42] If you're such a badass, why that guard and that shotgun?[3:24:44] Lyrical championship arena, this'll be fun.[3:24:46] I'm already finished and you're just on your free time.[3:24:49] This one's for the hate of the players, the truth sayers.[3:24:52] Hey, hey, hey.[3:24:54] This one's for the exes with all their lies.[3:24:57] I swear they're nice guys.[3:24:59] Oh.[3:25:00] Watch, it's coming, the robot.[3:25:02] Watch.[3:25:04] It's coming.[3:25:10] It's coming.[3:25:13] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.[3:25:15] That's shimmy.[3:25:16] That's a good one.[3:25:17] I got to zoom into that shimmy.[3:25:19] So we got a shimmy shimmy cocoa puff.[3:25:22] Watch this.[3:25:23] Let's see if I can catch that shimmy.[3:25:30] Oh.[3:25:32] Do this.[3:25:33] Cut to me.[3:25:34] Cut to me.[3:25:35] I want to try it.[3:25:37] You're only involving one arm.[3:25:38] I know.[3:25:39] My other arm.[3:25:40] My other arm doesn't work.[3:25:41] Who am I kidding, Jules?[3:25:42] I can't shimmy.[3:25:43] Not yet.[3:25:44] He's not strong enough.[3:25:46] Let's continue.[3:25:52] This is the best part.[3:25:53] Here it comes.[3:25:55] One thing.[3:25:56] Watch this.[3:26:07] Here it comes.[3:26:11] Here it comes.[3:26:23] She's so crazy on me.[3:26:31] Where's that robot?[3:26:39] Oh.[3:26:42] Some sort of yodel.[3:26:55] So we miss that robot, huh?[3:26:57] Fuck.[3:26:58] That's okay.[3:26:59] If you guys could find me the robot.[3:27:00] Nicole Arbour, everybody, huh?[3:27:02] Oh my God.[3:27:03] Look at her message at the end.[3:27:05] Uh-oh.[3:27:06] If you have to roofie someone to make them sleep with you,[3:27:10] you're a pussy.[3:27:13] Now that's the only part Jordan Peterson didn't like.[3:27:17] That's the only part Michaela disagreed with.[3:27:20] Very cool.[3:27:21] So you've been roofied.[3:27:22] Okay, yeah, that still happens.[3:27:25] If you have to roofie.[3:27:26] So that's really what it says at the end of the cool,[3:27:29] fun music video.[3:27:31] Cool.[3:27:32] Follow Nicole Arbour.[3:27:34] I can't tell you enough good things.[3:27:38] The Instagram account is amazing.[3:27:40] The YouTube has been incredible and encourage her[3:27:43] when you see these music videos.[3:27:45] Please encourage her to make more.[3:27:48] We love those, don't we, Louis?[3:27:50] Great.[3:27:51] Welcome to Red Bar.[3:27:53] How nice is this?[3:27:54] Season two, episode one.[3:27:55] You could cut back to me.[3:27:57] And I think we've got a lot more time to go.[3:28:00] How long have we been going here?[3:28:02] Three hours and 28 minutes.[3:28:05] Three hours and 28 minutes.[3:28:06] Now does that include the pre-show?[3:28:08] Nope, that just is when I started recording.[3:28:11] Wow, three hours and 28 minutes.[3:28:13] I think today we're definitely at least shooting for five.[3:28:18] Okay?[3:28:19] Right?[3:28:20] I think that's doable.[3:28:22] I think it might be doable.[3:28:24] We'll see how long I last.[3:28:25] I mean, we're going to do it till I start shaking, okay?[3:28:27] Does that sound fun?[3:28:29] Surely that should be fine.[3:28:31] Okay, what do we have next?[3:28:32] I am getting hot again.[3:28:34] We've got to do another one of these cool down breaks again, unfortunately.[3:28:37] Don't worry, we'll get the air conditioning figured out by next time.[3:28:39] Yeah, don't worry.[3:28:40] We're going to have that.[3:28:41] It's coming.[3:28:42] It's coming.[3:28:43] Everything is coming.[3:28:44] I mean, we've got a lot of good stuff.[3:28:46] We've got the compound media baseball event.[3:28:48] We've got George Janko.[3:28:50] Yeah, maybe we should switch over to George Janko since it's not anywhere near politic.[3:28:55] You know, people are going to start thinking we hate people just for being conservative.[3:28:59] They're not going to believe us.[3:29:00] They're going to think it's a dog whistle.[3:29:02] They're not going to believe.[3:29:03] So we've got to go after the libs now.[3:29:06] Like George Janko, one of the most disgusting liberals that I've ever seen.[3:29:11] When we last left you, George Janko, he was the third wheel on impulse.[3:29:15] You know, I've got to take a break to de-sweat again.[3:29:17] I'm sorry.[3:29:18] I'm like really hot.[3:29:19] Remember, I'm a sick man.[3:29:20] I'm on like all this medication.[3:29:22] I'm very sick.[3:29:23] It's very hot.[3:29:24] It's very hot and I'm very sick.[3:29:26] So that's just how it's going to be.[3:29:28] It's either that or no red bar at all.[3:29:30] We'll be right back with much more on red bar.[3:29:33] We'll see you soon.[3:30:00] Oh, we don't need anybody telling me.[3:30:17] Oh, take a break.[3:30:18] Don't worry, I know what to do.[3:30:30] What can I do?[3:30:31] What can I say?[3:30:32] What can I say?[3:30:33] What can I do?[3:30:34] What can I do?[3:30:35] Nothing changes.[3:30:36] It's all the same.[3:30:37] What can I do?[3:30:38] What can I do?[3:30:39] What can I say?[3:30:40] What can I say?[3:30:41] What can I do?[3:30:42] What can I do?[3:30:43] Nothing changes.[3:30:44] It's all the same.[3:30:45] What can I do?[3:30:46] What can I do?[3:30:47] What can I say?[3:30:48] What can I say?[3:30:49] What can I do?[3:30:50] What can I do?[3:30:51] Nothing changes.[3:30:52] It's all the same.[3:30:54] When do I say something?[3:30:55] Say anything at all?[3:30:57] It seems that when I try, I always take the fall.[3:31:00] But when I don't speak up, there's nothing but regret.[3:31:03] I can't stop thinking of what could have happened next.[3:31:16] What can I do?[3:31:17] What can I do?[3:31:19] What can I say?[3:31:20] What can I say?[3:31:21] What can I say?[3:31:23] What can 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We gon win big.[3:36:49] Coming back.[3:36:49] Do you feel me?[3:36:50] Hi.[3:36:51] Feel me.[3:36:52] Get up, stop, free.[3:36:53] I'm talking real me.[3:36:54] Feel me.[3:36:55] Get off my knees.[3:36:56] That's if you're with me.[3:36:57] Hi.[3:36:58] Get off your knees.[3:36:59] Hey everybody.[3:37:00] That's if you're with me.[3:37:01] Hi Jules.[3:37:01] Hey.[3:37:02] Okay, I have my fan running.[3:37:04] Is that tremendously annoying?[3:37:07] I don't hear it.[3:37:08] Ooh, wait, wait, wait.[3:37:09] I can lower it one bead.[3:37:10] That's what I call it.[3:37:11] Oh yeah, I hear it now.[3:37:13] Every night I go, Jules, lower the fan one bead, please.[3:37:17] Cause it's got little beads.[3:37:18] Okay, let me put it on its lowest.[3:37:19] Let me put it on its lowest and see.[3:37:21] Cause this will save us from another break.[3:37:24] Wait, that's very, is that fast or slow?[3:37:27] Let's see.[3:37:28] Is that annoying?[3:37:30] Is that gonna cut in?[3:37:32] Oh, you might be able to get away with it.[3:37:35] That's gonna keep me cool though.[3:37:36] Okay, wanna smoke some weed with me?[3:37:39] Let's smoke some weed together.[3:37:40] Put on a nice weed song.[3:37:42] It's gonna get me trippy, bro.[3:37:44] Let's smoke some pot.[3:37:47] Can I put on my favorite weed song,[3:37:48] but don't make fun of me?[3:37:50] I don't know.[3:37:50] This song's really not about your favorites.[3:37:52] It's about mine.[3:37:53] So yeah, anything that's jamen man that I can smoke to,[3:37:57] just quickly, just pop out a song.[3:37:59] It doesn't even have to be about weed.[3:38:01] And then we'll take some hits together.[3:38:03] You asked for it.[3:38:05] Oh, weed jamen man, okay, okay, okay.[3:38:08] Let's take it from here.[3:38:10] There we go, enjoy.[3:38:11] We jamen.[3:38:12] We jamen.[3:38:13] Let's just take a little puff.[3:38:15] Have a puff with me.[3:38:17] We jamen, jamen, and I hope you like jamen too.[3:38:23] Two puffs.[3:38:24] Two puffs.[3:38:24] And the rules ain't over, we can do it anyhow.[3:38:29] Just taking puffs, it's just a puff.[3:38:32] We jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen.[3:38:36] We jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen.[3:38:40] Just taking puffs, it's just a puff break.[3:38:42] Everybody relax.[3:38:43] We jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen,[3:38:44] jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen,[3:38:45] jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen,[3:38:46] jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen,[3:38:47] jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen,[3:38:48] jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen,[3:38:49] jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen, jamen,[3:38:50] I hope it lasts.[3:38:53] So fast.[3:38:54] So fast.[3:38:55] So fast.[3:38:56] So fast.[3:38:57] So fast.[3:39:00] So fast.[3:39:01] Why?[3:39:02] Because my stories can not last in the moment.[3:39:06] No bullets can stop us now.[3:39:09] We need a bed so we won't bow.[3:39:11] Neither can be bought now.[3:39:14] More?[3:39:15] We all defend the right this was a night.[3:39:17] Ya man nu Ian Bach man.[3:39:18] Did you see Merce?[3:39:19] What Merce said about me?[3:39:20] the new show and that he felt bad for ever making fun of us while we were gone and that's[3:39:25] really nice. Water under the bridge. Thanks Mers for being sorry. You know we never showed[3:39:30] that Geno should we show that tape of him talking about me dying is that quick? Sure[3:39:34] I just somebody just sent that to me so I just kept it in there just in case you wanted[3:39:39] or if we could watch it later it's up to you. We could do. You want to do Dranko? Yeah since[3:39:44] we've already done a lot of Geno today. That's the only thing. I know. So this is the problem[3:39:49] with trying to catch up with a year's worth of stuff. I mean we've probably got about[3:39:54] 60 hours on each guy you know so where do you start where do you begin that's why we're[3:40:01] kind of doing this thing where we're like we're gonna do a little of each guy per day[3:40:04] because otherwise you'd be bogged down bogged down with a guy all day and we can't have[3:40:10] a one guy this is guys plural there's gonna be lots of guys not just one guy. It's a mix.[3:40:16] So it's got to be a mix and then hopefully we'll catch up you know we're gonna catch[3:40:21] up eventually and then it's guys guys guys. Okay. Did you want to quickly look at your[3:40:25] Mikey Day comment? I yeah that would be wonderful. I sent it to you a message. So Mikey Day and[3:40:33] do we have the clip first I wanted to show his cake show remember. Yeah click the YouTube[3:40:37] link above the comment. Okay. And there's a bunch of options whichever one you think[3:40:41] looks like the best clip. Okay right here let's see what we got here. Do people know[3:40:44] Mikey Day from SNL? He's terrible and you'll recognize him right away I mean you couldn't[3:40:51] name a memorable thing that he's done on Essen and he now hosts one of the most despicable[3:40:58] shows on Netflix and I like despicable shows but this one really takes that cake huh? It's[3:41:06] called Is It Cake? No what is the name of the show? That's what it's called. It's called[3:41:10] Is It Cake? Yes. Let's watch the trailer and you'll see why I can't stand Mikey Day more[3:41:17] than ever and we're gonna tell you why he can't stand me. Okay so let's see what we've[3:41:21] got here here's Mikey Day looking extra homo. Okay and here is Mikey Day and it's the trailer[3:41:31] for his not this could already be canceled this could already be taken off Netflix just[3:41:36] came out we watched it we couldn't believe our eyes pop that up and here it is I'll let[3:41:42] Netflix explain what Mikey Day does. This is a bowling ball and this is a cake. You are all[3:41:53] here because you are all talented at making cakes that look like everyday objects cake and now that[3:42:01] incredibly specific skill can earn you thousands of dollars. I get to ask the best question ever[3:42:11] is it cake? I have won a lot of cake competitions. You're hearing this right this show they have a[3:42:21] cake you know like they'll make a bowling ball cake and then they'll have a real bowling ball[3:42:26] and the contestants must stand 50 feet from it without glasses going I don't know which one's[3:42:33] the cake and which one's the bowling ball but if you guess right you get to make a cake and then[3:42:40] compete to win a few bucks that's too much that's not a game show that's offensive because they just[3:42:49] knew everyone was gonna be picking on it it's just but did I get that right did I explain the premise[3:42:55] of this game show correctly I did yeah pretty much and that's not a good show that's not to[3:43:01] make a cake too yeah that's what I said if you guess which one's the cake or not then you get[3:43:06] to advance and make a cake and then what do you win if you make the best cake five thousand bucks[3:43:10] ooh Mikey Day's salary okay so this show is very convoluted it didn't need to exist in Mikey Day[3:43:20] is awful as host who is like to win what I do is the weirdest thing in the world like there are[3:43:27] people saving lives and I am making cake look like other things let's keep those squeaks down[3:43:34] I'm trying to play chess over here listen I'm not I'm not trying to be like YouTube's Scott Kramer[3:43:40] showing look at what America's turned into huh no no no I like everything America's turned into[3:43:47] with the COVID and everything that's happened this is I'm not being one of those guys and I'm[3:43:55] not one of those guys ever it could be confused you know some people would just show look what[3:43:59] we're doing with you know like how excessive America is no this show is about low life about[3:44:06] low life comedians that got together and they they really bombed they really made a a a show[3:44:12] that really shouldn't be on TV and Mikey Day my enemy already I've been fucking waiting years[3:44:21] seven or eight years to figure out how to get to this day and I got here now so I'm going to[3:44:27] continue this trailer so you can see the pain I'm in maybe you'll understand the concept of the show[3:44:31] and then I'll tell you what I said to Mikey Day and more importantly with this coward[3:44:37] day will first of all day will pay day will pay day which is a new this is what you call a[3:44:45] transgendered person day this is what you call a gay guy it's a new pronoun for a gay guy day get[3:44:52] it he's day he's not gay you can't say day you call people you can't say gay you call people[3:44:57] day they're day guys this fucking day faggot[3:45:04] that's how bad gay people used to be that we would say gay faggot that would be like calling[3:45:10] somebody a black well you called people that and so yeah back in the day this guy's so[3:45:19] gay that we used to say we used to call him a day faggot[3:45:22] the f word uh so I'll show you my new enemy and he will pay[3:45:32] right that's what we said this is his final day international barely pays[3:45:41] which rhymes with the first pay that I used in this scheme here he is Mikey Day my new enemy[3:45:46] people that I'm the best of the best at what I do judges here's how this works[3:45:52] only one of those cake stands is holding an actual cake oh what is this a cake we're not[3:45:58] agreeing this isn't working they gave an idiot a machete oh you're gonna cut it[3:46:08] you know and none of the contestants really get a kick out of day it's not like he's Chris[3:46:13] Testesfano showing up on backyard bar wars where we build an epic feature now that and then ruffle[3:46:20] through my wife's purse to find her medications coming up on backyard bar wars I'm very anxious[3:46:29] as a big guy Chris Testesfano everybody Testefano love those bar wars I'm almost too panicky that[3:46:37] it's below Mike to go after me have I been caught in another lie what's your epic feature[3:46:45] and your signature drink[3:46:50] Chris Testefano everybody they're part of this network right fortune femster I'm coming for you[3:46:58] with the biggest truck you haul offers we're throwing you in the back and I don't care how[3:47:03] much extra mileage it costs you pig I don't like you no fortune I do like you but get off tv already[3:47:11] we've heard enough you don't have anything else to say you've been on every show you've been on[3:47:15] every show offering zilch and you never evolve somebody it's time to give fortune femster a[3:47:20] kick up the rear already she's the ethan klein of fortune femster all right let's see more mikey day[3:47:30] oh this show's awesome in the end the three best bakers will compete for a grand prize of fifty[3:47:38] thousand dollars 50 50 15 we say it kind of in the middle though in order to get out of legally[3:47:46] but you typed 50 they mean to give 50 we meant to give 50 but that turned out if didn't you to read[3:47:53] the fine print about the cake they're like oh yeah and they didn't read the fine print because[3:47:59] the fine print was printed in icing and it's no longer legible here I really really want to win[3:48:07] that money and I should have watched baking shows I'm not gonna even let you finish[3:48:20] you've watched baking shows with this fake face what is lauren michaels doing it's like he's[3:48:28] looking for children it's like he never had kids and he's adopting the likes of pete davidson and[3:48:35] skitty head day why must he pick these people everybody when day was picked on snl that day[3:48:46] weren't you like why does he this is never going to be famous I can take one glance at him he's[3:48:52] nothing right how many people are screaming at the tee and they want you to believe oh they said that[3:48:58] about will ferrell day day day of the dead they were calling for him who was exactly zilch and[3:49:10] let me tell you something you should be screaming at that screen and they'll trick you oh no no no[3:49:17] nor mcdonald was actually hated in his star fuck off not as much as day not as much as brian[3:49:25] not as much as strong cecily strung they go what's your name sweetie she goes cecily strung[3:49:33] because she's a big fucking immigrant and they misunderstood they wrote down cecily strung they[3:49:39] hired her took them a million dollars later to get speech glasses to get this idiot to finally be[3:49:45] able to to do a bad job they got ad brian hurl was the name of her show right oh everyone check[3:49:55] out ad brian in the new hulu show hurl it's the show about an overweight cunt uh pouting her way[3:50:06] through nyc yep that's two ice cream cones in her instagram and one person so what is snl and really[3:50:18] they trust me they want it they want to make you think oh every time oh yeah these guys are gonna[3:50:24] be stars you know who the new star is gonna be now that everyone left uh sarah squirm sarah[3:50:30] squirm and even tim heidecker hates her right vic i could tell when tim heidecker hates somebody[3:50:40] and uh i know he hates sarah sherman have you seen her sarah squirm mike i literally don't know[3:50:48] any of these people are i know because you're a conservative listener of redbone[3:50:55] you don't watch this shit and either do i i learned this all through a jew[3:51:02] that i've been spying on to hurt them on your team so uh yeah snl stinks and mikey day stinks[3:51:10] and this is way below what we deserve as people that's the point let's finish this up and then[3:51:16] i'll show you what i did today and what we're gonna do tomorrow we also have jewels in the house come[3:51:22] on you didn't you hear what i said i'm going to show you what i did today and what we'll do[3:51:28] tomorrow thank you wow that's like the name of his taunt if it were a movie if your talk was a[3:51:36] movie it would be called it would be called what i do today will be done tomorrow i love it thank[3:51:44] you all right cut to him we'll finish this off i did this oh it's important it's only on netflix[3:51:57] so i meant to show you that now let me show you what i did today and what we will do tomorrow[3:52:02] exactly that's the line what we do today will hurt him tomorrow legally his feelings what we[3:52:15] do today will hurt him tomorrow bad legally you gotta say that and then they really have no[3:52:24] recourse and the guy said legally bro and you know what his set is nice so i'm in see old friend[3:52:33] that's what's happening all over the world all right so mikey day where's the stuff it's in[3:52:39] it's in the chat yeah it's in my text chat i was having some fun in my turn harassing lots of people[3:52:51] look at this yeah this is when i oh 10 weeks ago bro hurt people hurt people i'm in bed[3:52:58] screaming pain remember and mikey day just wasted 21 minutes of my life with the cake show[3:53:04] so i go i'm gonna give this day a piece of my mind and i haven't proofread this this is me 10[3:53:10] weeks ago and i haven't proofread this could be embarrassing were your pills during this or[3:53:15] or normal uh normal but i was uh very mad okay so look at this let's see what i said this is[3:53:25] uh mikey day of course i'm one of mikey day's posts mikey day i said watching this pathetic[3:53:32] netflix of uh watching this pathetic netflix show of yours right now and holy shit are you off[3:53:39] pudding i'm gonna do some deep deep digging i bet you've got some dark secrets behind those[3:53:44] fearful eyes s and l cast members used to go on and do big movies now they host fake shows about[3:53:51] disgusting cakes you should be ashamed 10 weeks later mikey day replies with this lol are you okay[3:54:07] excuse me oh really dude why is it being jewish an insult to you nick yeah so mikey day just[3:54:17] because i'm jewish apparently hates me and he's been smearing jews maybe he looks like a guy who[3:54:26] hates jews yeah and i take by the way mikey you know this lol are you okay you know why because[3:54:34] he knows i'm sickle are you okay so he's messing with my uh you know because i don't look so[3:54:40] healthy which insinuates that maybe i was in the holocaust or something like that and then you hate[3:54:46] all the jews not on my s and l so that's how i interpret things just so everybody knows oh mike[3:54:55] you want to really mess with him because he interprets things wrong your honor i don't know[3:55:00] what i'm interpreting anymore i'm on this and that i'm screwed up your honor i don't know how[3:55:06] i interpreted that you know it ain't slander are you hate all the jews it's a simple question[3:55:19] spread it because that's my feeling spread my feeling of how he made me feel he's a terrible[3:55:25] person so we're yeah we're gonna come up with uh like a plan to see how far day could go because[3:55:31] obviously he's one you know if mikey day ignored me you'd never hear about him if mikey day 10[3:55:39] weeks ago you know he's been sitting on this for 10 weeks trying to come up with a comeback[3:55:43] don't think mikey day is too cool that he didn't check his 33 comment average post 10 weeks ago[3:55:49] and see this he's been working on a response to me for 10 weeks okay lol is what he landed on[3:55:59] are you okay the answer mikey is no but you will never escape this okay i'm fucking fixated on you[3:56:11] calling him adolf day adolf day uh i don't know mikey i want to see how far i could take this[3:56:20] legally of course let's see if i could put more fear into your i want to see my goal and cut to[3:56:25] me jewels my goal is to see if i can make it so that on saturday's when snl goes live we could see[3:56:36] red bar bothering the cast member live on tv that's my goal that's my[3:56:44] and i think we could take it there this year we've seen uh podcasts you know controlled by[3:56:51] red bar we've seen comedians go for months losing their mojo because of me can we make[3:56:57] an snl star distracted on show night can we let's say get mikey day's mind like we do a danny or[3:57:10] like we do one of these other guys i mean mikey day's fucking he's probably easier than anybody[3:57:15] he ain't trained for this shit we want a mikey mikey day's like a tv louie can't do shit he don't[3:57:21] know how to fight this go ahead we want a mikey david yes so mikey day he went prepared for this[3:57:29] all he's been getting is praise from his 33 average comments a week for seven years while[3:57:34] he collects his five thousand dollar a week uh you know pay on snl and i want to get to the point[3:57:40] where like oh sarah live is going to be live in a half hour everybody go to mikey day's page and[3:57:45] scare him you know we're not with physical threats mikey day this is oh mikey day we don't do any of[3:57:52] that i couldn't if i i'm in a wheelchair mikey day your honor your honor and um and mikey day[3:58:02] imagine i could see him welling up with tear you know how like comedians you could they wear[3:58:06] everything in their eyes they're so bad at holding in like if something's hurting me you're never[3:58:12] gonna know i look the same almost all the time when a comedian is bombing they're like[3:58:20] it's like watching a movie where they're telling you that a character is nervous by making the[3:58:26] character go um i comedians actually do that shit and they wear it on their sleeve so there could[3:58:35] be a day where we see this motherfucker sweating it out on acid all right let's work towards that[3:58:43] please so mikey day how dare you and i hope you regret ever replying to me 10 weeks later with[3:58:51] that lol shit again another comic with no fucking comeback lol are you okay says the famous comic[3:58:59] who's so much better than me lol are you okay sounds like a guy who has secrets uh we watched[3:59:07] brian callen up on stage got told to fuck off a hundred times they're screaming red bar at him[3:59:11] 70 times and he just goes what uh what what do i do fuck uh you guys stink you're bad at your[3:59:21] careers so yeah we're going to expose that all year on red bar if you have a comedian you hate[3:59:28] send them on over to me i'm their worst nightmare how's the hiss on the new mic[3:59:36] they said mike do you want us to install a de-hisser[3:59:40] in the audio chin i said no that'll take away from my hisses[3:59:50] there are cats down the yard wondering who's in town oh yeah i wanted to sing[3:59:57] my boyfriend's back for everybody that's a good song we should write that down for next time[4:00:01] karaoke my boyfriend's black and there's gonna be trouble lay down george floyd or fucking else[4:00:10] hey he's gonna be in trouble hey he laying on a pavement my boyfriend's black and there's gonna[4:00:19] be trouble uh oh george floyd my boyfriend's black hey how is that not a parody[4:00:27] my boyfriend's black are you kidding me so what it's 2022 gives a shit who gives a shit what[4:00:36] color their skin are as long as they're in love is what we say at red bar so that's i'm sick of[4:00:41] that crap my boyfriend's black sick racists out there see facebook google and twitter see what[4:00:48] we're doing we're calling them out not here we won't take that shit here that shit's fucking[4:00:54] gross it's whack and it's woke what do we got next rules for the guys we got so much stuff thank[4:01:00] you guys for listening we're going to show you george janko if you like the programming you're[4:01:05] seeing here join us on our scars club thank you for everybody for joining we couldn't be happier[4:01:12] that everybody came back they came to their senses thank you so much[4:01:16] for understanding and believing what we've told you um george janko he's coming up redbarradio.net[4:01:24] scars club for uh hey the fan is keeping me a lot cooler if you guys could deal with the little bit[4:01:30] of noise maybe i'll fix the gate for the next show we'll have a working fan it's not too bad honestly[4:01:34] no because i'm a computer and i need a fan anyone else would just have the air conditioner on and[4:01:40] then the whole show would be like gino has to use an actual physical fan in order to get any air[4:01:46] blowing his way mario that's why they're in the studio they're all show remember when he announced[4:01:58] the fan was named mario mario you couldn't even call him mar i like mar for sick i don't i think[4:02:06] all marios are marios who just don't know it can't you just go hey mayor hey man that's a woman's[4:02:14] name mary hi i'm mario they've always looking like hi i'm mario i still do this[4:02:22] you can't hold your hand like this unless you're in a nelk boys[4:02:27] a nelk boys prank how funny was the last the other day we love the nelk boys i'm working with this[4:02:33] guy tell it all steve and i'm working with him on a new coin that's coming out um called red coin[4:02:41] it's gonna be really cool we're selling it for fifteen hundred dollars all right so we're gonna[4:02:47] show you george jenko and this is funny because a lot of people thought i liked george i liked him[4:02:54] as in like a character right character is welcome i like george for that i liked he sang he danced[4:03:01] he shuffled and this kid could fit into some spaces over the last year i've watched george[4:03:08] jenko why don't you pull up one of his songs jules we should also show every time he did a[4:03:13] rap on pull it up you're gonna love this stuff guys you are gonna love where i'm going with[4:03:19] this stuff every i want it all wow looking for the other i want it all george jenko you're gonna[4:03:27] love this stuff we're gonna humiliate him we're gonna cuck him we're gonna alpha this motherfucker[4:03:34] this is him george jenko and wait till you see what we're gonna show and get me a picture of him[4:03:39] a recent photo of george this is one of his hits don't want to by george jenko on red bar[4:03:50] we'll be right back you're gonna love this let me grab my thoughts and get control[4:04:03] this is really him[4:04:15] let's get a picture of him[4:04:31] yes here he is[4:04:34] do you think okay no shell silverstein didn't get cuter that is george jenko where the sidewalk[4:04:45] ended right there on hollywood boulevard in his starter apartment where he still lives[4:04:52] with that really off-putting figure skater girlfriend she's getting uglier by the way[4:05:00] so here's george jenko and where we last left left off was where i said i liked him he's great[4:05:07] and over hold on i just got a little cotton mouth there hold on a second um you know over this last[4:05:16] year i've watched george jenko do some moves that i'm like totally against especially from a man[4:05:23] and these moves mostly include how he seats himself on a couch have you seen this he'll sit[4:05:34] indian style as a man all the other men all the three men are sitting there with their legs on[4:05:38] the floor they're all sitting normal george hops up on the couch indian style pretzel style all[4:05:47] cuddled up with his socks and his shoes off cuddled up a little too comfortable[4:05:54] you know i have this thing no man should have their legs up on the couch it shouldn't even[4:05:59] be physically possible if you're more comfortable with your legs up on the couch brian callen you[4:06:06] see him do this a lot brian callen is a big you see it all the time on his shows brian callen[4:06:12] hops up and he's sitting indian style in the chair guys if you're any sort of guy look down[4:06:18] try to even imagine yourself being able to sit indian style in a chair you know who does this[4:06:28] men whose legs dangle anyway so sitting on a couch normal for george jenko or brian callen[4:06:38] is uncomfortable because their legs are dangling they don't have anything to ground themselves[4:06:43] jewels so their legs get pretty tired they're kind of like holding up their legs they're dangling[4:06:49] they're the gravity is pulling down their legs instead of it being supported like us[4:06:54] from the floor so they start cuddling up on the couch sitting indian style pulling their whole[4:07:00] they get cozy tiny bodies up and if brian callen wants to be such a boxer[4:07:06] he's got to stop sitting up on the couch like a pet dog like a baby like a good baby boy[4:07:15] it needs to stop and most of why i hate george jenko you could cut to the man now[4:07:22] and no that isn't who's the other guy that looks just like um uh shel silverstein he's got like a[4:07:31] doppelganger who's justice grody there's another guy and i believe he writes the same story the[4:07:37] guy from nathan for you who does the workouts he's very close yeah he's very close but look[4:07:43] at what george has become he's fully embraced his arabian knight look and he's grown out[4:07:51] every part that grows out and it is full man i mean that's like when wearing a winter mustache[4:07:59] indoors okay you know how bad is that's the equivalent of putting on a snow suit[4:08:05] now i have no proof this isn't taped on it looks this looks tape i mean this looks incredibly fake[4:08:12] see the tape line look at that rectangle i mean really if you zoom and never zoom in this close[4:08:18] to my mustache i'll kill you but i mean that is that's a stick on from rick glassman's box of[4:08:25] improv now i have a problem with a mustache like that always will i have a problem you guys think[4:08:32] i own a pair of these i do not it was just our old cameras making blurs making things look thicker[4:08:38] than they were i do not have drawn in magic-marker'd blue purple black eyebrows you could look at my[4:08:49] eyebrows now they're much thinner much nicer his hair has gone phase what's the title of this[4:08:58] article what could janko buy holy what could janko buy written by a six-year-old kid i bet he could[4:09:10] buy uh the video game systems any game he wants janko's decided to go full phase with his hair[4:09:21] choice this is like i hate this kind of haircut right where you go phase and worst of all he did[4:09:27] the cheat teeth he got the fake teeth right or at least he got a whitened look at those teeth[4:09:33] they're really distracting real well they're real but they're too white right they're too white[4:09:39] they pop against his very dark blue mustache i'm transfixed by them right now so let's show you[4:09:45] some janko footage i'll show you what i've uh what i'm talking about why i hate this guy now[4:09:51] and i've been restricted from janko's wrap on jeff's first yes yes yes okay is that queued up[4:09:56] yeah oh my god this is so good oh we're gonna have fun is it queued up 30 uh 29 16 yeah i[4:10:03] think that's okay you guys are in for a treat thanks to jewels[4:10:09] uh so do you guys know jeff from jeff fm jeff fm this is steven you're gonna love these guys[4:10:16] but janko's a guest and they're gonna ask him to wrap did you back this up to where they ask him[4:10:21] to rap um you could go back a little bit more just to make sure okay check this out janko on[4:10:27] jeff fm you're gonna love this do you remember why i remember this because this is the reason[4:10:31] his mom asked for people to pray for him she goes you know my son's new to this industry and i don't[4:10:36] want him to use jesus like could you guys pray for him so i had my whole family pray for justin[4:10:41] bieber when he was like 15 16 that he wouldn't lose his way so then now when i'm seeing him do[4:10:46] all this christian music okay oh this was weird when he was a kid he was obsessed this whole[4:10:54] episode is honestly really good when he was a kid he was obsessed with girls justin bieber[4:11:06] the girls artist so you guys remember when you guys were in grade school right[4:11:13] were any of you boys obsessed with justin bieber no that was only girls i'm sorry sorry he[4:11:24] he would write to justin bieber he would do contests to do dance moves like justin bieber[4:11:31] and he won a contest to perform to get to open for him to open yes he tried out and he won a[4:11:40] contest to open like a mall talent show like a mall talent show type thing to open for justin[4:11:46] bieber he did open for justin bieber and now years later he's friends with justin bieber[4:11:56] what an inspiration but won't tell him about all the creepy stuff that he did he's been obsessed[4:12:02] with justin bieber's whole life and now logan hangs out with him he was at the boxing match[4:12:07] they talk meanwhile this kid's sitting here with his big secrets i feel like there's more[4:12:13] crazy stuff to the story that i yeah oh it gets worse yeah we'll get we'll get we'll get we'll[4:12:18] get i'm just telling you reasons why i ate him so imagine justin if you're watching i know[4:12:24] hayley's watching because she's out there uh-oh ew why are you doing that i'm not doing that that's[4:12:31] the problem yes you are tools you don't understand i have cottonmouth right now[4:12:37] it was never a problem on the old mic this mic picks hold on[4:12:52] that's a new thing i've caught it it will be removed this is an ethan klein[4:12:58] we will have you protected anyways george jenko imagine justin bieber if you're out there[4:13:07] listening george has been sitting around you in lounges in club settings at the boxing match he's[4:13:14] talked to you he's been watching you his whole life you just assumed it's a guy there's no way[4:13:22] the guy's obsessed with me so i can let loose he's sitting there staring at you thinking about you[4:13:28] yummy he's sitting there god knows what he's thinking justin you can't be around him he's[4:13:34] obsessed he tried out to be you once that's scary you weren't even involved in the contest[4:13:44] okay here uh let's watch and look at this little guy i mean he really is like a little panda now[4:13:51] see especially with this uh what do you call that uh vegetation all right let's watch[4:13:59] he's gonna have a whole family pray for justin bieber when he was like 15 16 that he wouldn't[4:14:04] lose his way so then now when i'm seeing him do all this christian music and like all he's[4:14:10] devoting to is jesus i was like wow i was like his mom really sealed that deal by having the world[4:14:16] pray that he wouldn't lose his connection with jesus pray the gay away so if you're watching[4:14:20] this justin bieber uh i prayed for you and my whole family did by the way every middle eastern[4:14:26] person hates gays even if they don't say they do or even if they lie and say of course or not[4:14:35] they all hate them including george oops they do that too including george jenko they all hate that[4:14:42] and then they run around talking about how great they are which i don't know who's right in the[4:14:49] situation to be honest now that i hear it out of my own mouth so it's up to you who do you hate[4:14:55] more the muslims or the gays peck jewels actually jumped all right watch this george is about to[4:15:05] rap wow george it's really nice you know you're such a nice guy so out of nowhere and usually[4:15:16] this is what happens when a request like this is made you see it went by so fast i'll reenact it[4:15:22] somebody goes you'll throw on a beat let's freestyle usually what happens on these shows[4:15:28] just go no no no no not here they go throwing a beautiful just somebody said it's an off-handed[4:15:34] comment it wasn't even like loud and george heard freestyle and he goes yes put on a beat i will do[4:15:40] it immediately there was no pushback there was nothing here he is he's ready to freestyle[4:15:47] this is my favorite anybody freestyling on anything is my favorite especially when it's[4:15:52] a resident fool what will george rap about will he kill will people appreciate what's in front of[4:15:58] him will it be positive will it be negative let's find out george janko rapping everybody[4:16:04] steven that's what you know you're really putting the guest on the spot there you know i was a jerk[4:16:08] i can freestyle bro let's throw it down i was just kidding you don't have to do anything[4:16:10] we'll see if the boys got something give me something to talk about so they know like[4:16:14] nothing's written like i'm gonna be that guy wait wait wait wait wait he means business[4:16:19] give me something to talk about so they know nothing's written he knows freestyle he changed[4:16:26] his voice to a more blacker type voice because to get into freestyle look at it george never uses[4:16:34] this accent listen to him now all right give me something to talk about so they know like[4:16:37] nothing's written that's black voice you cannot do black voice as a muslim[4:16:47] what voice is going to do it steven by the way steven's great i'd buy his merch but it's[4:16:52] associated with big mike technologies which i hate big mike is a giant s-corp and i'm sick[4:16:59] of supporting him in his pollution all right watch this here it comes like i'm gonna be that good but[4:17:06] uh justin bieber not talking to you okay okay okay okay uh can we put up the music okay i'll[4:17:14] tell the story again yeah could you put me up fuck yeah yeah a little bit more yeah[4:17:27] this is a very island boy hell yeah[4:17:33] i watch this flick and then i took a pic and took a think and took a drink and all of a sudden[4:17:37] started dip i started crying really quick my dad started why you trip i'm looking at this shit[4:17:42] legit and i'm like hold on let me get this i know that i ain't really that big i know i'm from[4:17:47] arizona buddy nobody knows me that yeah yeah i'm trying to go and be that legit hop off of my dick[4:17:54] everybody hating real quick i did a thing and then i won then i saw him in the parking lot and then[4:18:00] i try to have a little fun but then i was thinking this shit is super dumb he's about to perform and[4:18:05] i don't think that he'd be having that much fun out here so i'm out my mom started talking i[4:18:09] started trying to rip it out don't talk it out let me get a couple things one more and now i'm[4:18:17] in la and i swear to god you know i could walk it out yes it was amazing more time for the shit like[4:18:25] this on impulsive man yeah incredible how good was that he's amazing and nobody look at his smile too[4:18:34] look at that smile hey it's nothing he's the top of his class baby he hated covid he had to wear[4:18:44] nine masks[4:18:48] hair nuts uh and this is steven look how happy steven is oh you gotta get to know steven all[4:18:57] right so why do we hate chanko he seems fucking cool what are we talking about here we shouldn't[4:19:01] watch this because now i love yeah what is this a setup to show you how awesome he is before we[4:19:05] must take him down exactly so now i'm going to show you why i'm back to hating the goat no cap[4:19:12] is this queued up let's see and when i was me everyone[4:19:18] uh 130 oh this is going to bring you way down at 130 uh one hour 30 so much to this yeah forget[4:19:24] that don't even talk about the guests because it's too much uh just tell me where to go to[4:19:29] show george these are all george related chicken time codes yeah i get it so 130 is the first like[4:19:36] a minute 30 yes wow look at that it extends through the entire episode wow okay um all[4:19:42] right so i'll pull this over here and i'll show you guys what i mean here it is and that's the[4:19:48] guy from one direction don't worry about it but i kind of got to show you what this guy did it's[4:19:53] it's insane but we're not going to do that today too distracting uh there is big mike of course[4:20:00] and here is logan paul who has just completely abandoned this show he's completely given up uh[4:20:09] he lays back he makes sure that the look on his face is like i don't give a fuck bro bro i don't[4:20:15] give a fuck i'm so rich i i lean back and i don't give a fuck well you kind of need to be a host[4:20:22] right now during impulsive otherwise it's just a guy not giving a fuck big michael uh uh so uh[4:20:30] the beatles or mazzy star burgers uh shakespeare logan please and then janko's gonna tap out and[4:20:41] eat chick-fil-a and that's exactly what happens when logan's in such a big shot mood where[4:20:47] dude bosses don't be bothered to sit up you see logan is in boss mode which is so great to the uh[4:20:53] i know the donator much to these guys they're like why are they in a new set why are they yeah[4:20:59] he doesn't care he thinks the viewer now is tuned in to him only to see the boss man and you're just[4:21:07] he thinks he's elon musk where people are just coming out just to see the world's richest man[4:21:13] the best box and he he's really he's gonna throw it all away too because he's not there[4:21:21] and he really thinks in order to be a real rich guy i gotta pretend like i everything's beneath[4:21:27] me and his attitude stinks lately he's acting like brother jake big fake brother jake scared[4:21:35] of boxing made a mistake ran away as in fitting in days oh jake[4:21:44] please go away thank you all right uh watch what happens here and you'll see very quickly[4:21:49] i was the one to another panel i know you and i i was the one to your left[4:21:53] at the of econ yes on stage prime brother you know even logan has uh stopped drinking prime[4:22:00] did you want to enjoy a prime with this no well that's my point we tried prime[4:22:04] i bought maybe 47 dollars worth of prime at gnc this is not a joke and we tried prime[4:22:12] which logan paul still keeps on tables i see however logan paul's stomach must be like mine[4:22:20] and has determined that you cannot drink drinking prime every day is like super size me okay[4:22:27] it's a challenge not something that you should do okay drinking prime every day is i can you[4:22:34] can you live off prime every day can you make it using prime as a drink and i'm not saying as your[4:22:41] only drink oh no no no no no no i'm saying it's one a day having prime in addition to whatever[4:22:47] like if i had a prime right now that's a challenge not a drink it's thick so logan thought he's[4:22:54] going to be drinking and he's telling people to drink prime as if it's water he goes replace your[4:22:58] water with prime it's thick it's so sweet if i drink prime worse than i'm drinking my goddamn[4:23:07] whiskey i could barely drink prime i put it on this is me drinking prime watch[4:23:16] one one thousand two one thousand you got to count down the seconds for the warhead to wear[4:23:19] off the crybaby it's got so much taste and it's not good you know what it's good on first taste[4:23:28] they designed this drink so that when they go out on the street they go hey we're a bunch of[4:23:33] jackasses try prime it's been sitting in the sun for six hours with oliver tree and people go okay[4:23:39] i'll try prime oh it's actually not that bad well yeah you got a camera in their face it's the[4:23:46] inventor of prime the founder right there and it's also warm and it's so sweet what are you going to[4:23:51] say it's so they walk away quick before the guy goes wait a minute the aftertaste it's too sweet[4:23:57] they walk away they get out of there before that guy's able to say that so i buy 47 bucks[4:24:02] worth of prime meanwhile i have heartburn from smelling prime it's that thick someone referred[4:24:09] to prime as a flavor scam prime is more than a flavor scam it is also a flavor that you could[4:24:17] add to things to flavorize a whole thing i look on the back it's like included chemical flavorings[4:24:23] such as prime prime is an ingredient of what they're putting in uh candy bars to make it[4:24:29] sweet it's a new natural sweetener prime itself is a condensed sweetener that should only be used[4:24:36] like liquid smoke it should be used as sparingly as liquid smoke it's that disgusting yes think[4:24:42] of it as vanilla extract extra strength which i put a dab here and a dab here it attracts all[4:24:48] the brownies uh and then um yeah it's very strong and logan has stopped drinking it because[4:24:57] his stomach lining is probably nothing you know meanwhile ksi is making ksi believe it should be[4:25:03] a water replacement ksi is in the hospital and they're putting prime in his uh ivy[4:25:11] which is helping him so who am i to judge all right this is about janko but janko is only[4:25:20] acting this way because of logan but let's still go after janko here he is oh you and i i was the[4:25:24] one to your left at the avicon yes on stage my scooter brother we scootered in can we start by[4:25:30] the way yeah start the show we've been rolling yeah real loose uh start to the day i think it's[4:25:37] because the chick-fil-a just arrived george is they're gonna eat chick-fil-a and now i[4:25:43] know why logan hates george now by the way logan's starting to look like one of those[4:25:47] winter boys from one of my christmas films christmas you got a christmas face brother[4:25:57] you're in trouble brother[4:25:59] christmas face looking elfin brother[4:26:07] look at this fucking what do they call those motherfuckers that come to your house and[4:26:11] sing this devilish song like a choir boy no like the carolers look at this caroler[4:26:21] carol carol paul look at this carol dude i know what i'm gonna be finally not pasta[4:26:28] not podcaster not youtube i'll be caroler yeah they see these piercing blue eyes[4:26:39] this sickening skin this type of hair the only love from eight three podcast share with me[4:26:46] i'll be caroler bro[4:26:48] oh[4:27:02] say that shit to me online bitch if i ever see logan in the street someone goes say that shit[4:27:06] to me online motherfucker which he never will that's the i go to the opposite you know people[4:27:13] say like famous people will say to me say say that to my face i'll kill you and when i say i[4:27:20] go say that shit online and i'll kill you you know but they won't say it online will they they'll[4:27:26] only say it to my face because they're too afraid you know when they're around me to my face there's[4:27:31] no listeners that i could steal if they say my name online i'll steal all their listeners[4:27:36] but they'll say my name to my face fuck that say my name online i dare you and that's what i'll[4:27:43] say if anyone comes and knocking again you say that shit to me online and then we'll see[4:27:51] what the status is of the fight all right i gotta show you janko watch this he's just[4:27:55] standing there eating it you know it's fine you don't have to participate i'm gonna wait[4:27:59] i'm gonna wait to eat i'm a good man all right you probably healthy guys look like he eats[4:28:02] fucking chick-fil-a bro you're a stud in real life bro you look great i mean you look good in[4:28:06] the photos but so george needed chick-fil-a i can't stand this eating on podcasts and i'm[4:28:13] going to tell you this right now and i want you to go crazy if you see other guys eat it's not[4:28:17] just you that it's bothering it's an entire community unless it's an eating challenge yes[4:28:22] of course or unless it's a hot dog competition or a bake off so um but george is just getting food[4:28:31] simply to snack i always say you gotta eat before or eat after there is no during ethan[4:28:38] who by the way we're gonna start showing you ethan pizza compilations the guy eats a whole[4:28:45] pie almost every episode maybe two he'll eat shrimp pies that are brought in his jokes[4:28:52] he's eating prank pizzas now white sauce and shrimp and undercooked cod he'll eat it all oh[4:29:01] my god he'll eat it all oh my god and same with george he's eating on the show i can't stand it[4:29:10] i despise it it's so you know people are paying for this you're running ads you've checked out[4:29:17] logan's checked out mike is panicking his lip all the way he's sitting in the corner you got this[4:29:24] asshole from two directions lying through his teeth he's a million different guys and a black[4:29:30] guy on saturday's so is george by the way george rips off the black man he fancies himself a real[4:29:38] beige and he's eating stars he couldn't even uh or maybe it is just chick-fil-a nuggets i'm gonna[4:29:44] go as far as say he's eating carl's junior stars he thinks that's a good meal for a man[4:29:50] a chicken star i don't care if they're out of nuggets you don't order stars we never agreed[4:29:58] to that and it's not on the kids menu chicken stars are starting to appear in adult side menus[4:30:06] all over the globe the stars aren't very good it's not in organic shape i keep telling them[4:30:12] and they go but mike it is look up and then i realize they're still wrong it's a different[4:30:19] type of star if you want to make a splash or a brightness fine but it cannot be cut in the[4:30:25] shape of a star symbol see they got this confused thinking there are stars in the sky that it could[4:30:31] be a nugget shape it's not the same type of star of course of course and they probably think the[4:30:38] and they probably think the stars in the sky are the same size the actual size of a nugget[4:30:42] fucking brain dead morons lefty idiots so where do we go oh he's eating chicken this is what i[4:30:50] wanted to show you look he's eating these and he's going oh my god so what was it like being[4:30:55] in one direction a band that i was obsessed with but i'm gonna sit this one out and just simply[4:30:59] eat chicken stars he doesn't even ask a question except dude you want one of my stars no mate[4:31:07] no mate thanks i'm on a lie cast he's gonna lie for two hours he can't be filling his stomach[4:31:13] with these he's got to make room for the lies watch this i'm gonna start over hey hey guys[4:31:19] welcome back to impulse to the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching[4:31:22] viewing and subscribing we are here in minneapolis minnesota imagine if i started the show hey[4:31:27] everybody with anything for red bar thank you for watching and subscribing now that all that[4:31:31] bullshit's out of the way all those bullshit thank yous are out of the way now i could[4:31:36] finally get to the real passion selling nfts you know tim dylan does the same thing they rush[4:31:42] through the plugs that's rude[4:31:49] you know you don't talk to people like that open the show normal i always say[4:31:53] open the show normal that's what i would say if i was their dad do it normal and if i was[4:31:59] the sponsor i want to start calling the guy from manscaped and see if he appreciates[4:32:03] this is my idea we're going to call manscaped right jewels yeah i'm going to get a guy from[4:32:08] manscape on the show and cut to me i'm going to get a guy from manscape on the phone and i'm going[4:32:13] to go hey man i've got this huge podcast we get a million downloads per episode we'd be really[4:32:19] interested in running manscape on your on our show and they go oh a million downloads yeah no[4:32:24] problem we'll set you up with our our ads and i'll go great can i practice running one of the[4:32:30] ads by you and they'll go yeah sure and then i'll go you gotta get manscape it's the best ad in the[4:32:36] world trust me this is really one of the best we need to turn you're gonna love it and uh[4:32:41] i get manscape and then the guy on the phone is probably gonna go that was horrible no you can't[4:32:46] read it like that and then i'm gonna go oh okay because and then show the clip of logan paul and[4:32:52] tim dylan reading it just like that busted busted because if you tell them tim dylan and logan[4:33:00] read the ad too fast it's taking away their livelihoods so how about you tell me i'm reading[4:33:08] it too fast and then once you tell me that then i'll go oh yeah well you let logan and tim read[4:33:14] them fast busted it's like what i'm gonna do with ethan klein i am so set to bust ethan klein[4:33:22] that i have a plan i am going to go to therapy for one year giving the therapist ethan klein's[4:33:30] life story are you allowed to do that with another guy who's going to stop me i'm going to a[4:33:37] therapist for a year i'm going to give them all of ethan klein's life stories and problems and[4:33:43] current issues then i'm going to have the doctor diagnose me share my diagnosis and then we'll have[4:33:52] ethan klein's mental diagnosis from a therapist in writing one of the better ideas i've ever had[4:34:03] so you don't think it'll it will work do you jules i think it'll work okay sorry some people[4:34:09] are saying this stream is skipping so i'm just trying to figure out if it's like one guy or like[4:34:13] a million skipping like um like down the road or well is it skipping or not just ask cameron[4:34:28] he said i mean cameron said that it was so that's why i'm just waiting to see if it's clearing up[4:34:33] for everybody figure it out is it skipping is it not here we'll figure it out with uh[4:34:38] some music going why don't we do that hit me in a break and we'll take a break we'll cool[4:34:42] down and then we'll figure out if it's skipping okay nice take me away uh we'll be right back[4:34:49] all right don oh no no no no you gotta get the don to chant out of there that's a trip me up man[4:34:56] we'll be right back[4:35:08] okay okay okay okay okay okay okay kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick[4:35:18] okay they said rocky nigga pretty floggle nigga hey chef shit nigga i just want my credit like[4:35:27] i'm soldier camo like ramble big drake across the shoulder i'm fine tune on itunes if you shuffle[4:35:34] that's the boiler suits like i came to tune your motor motherfucker mumble rapper i'd rather be[4:35:39] a mobile million dollar market deals closing on my mobile keep the grass cut got a phobia for cobra[4:35:47] use your low key fuck the world when i'm vulgar man i used to listen to that nigga when i was[4:35:52] younger found out he's a poser when i got a little older my bitch used to model for the vogue but she[4:35:58] older we sit around watching poker no buns in the oven or babies in the stroller just guns in the[4:36:06] cover and some ladies coming over see i'm a pretty boy manicures with the rollers and babushkas on[4:36:12] the head like grandmothers in the romans some women throw me bras some women throw me roses[4:36:18] my even flashing titty while she on a nigga show they gone crazy at my show she passed out if i[4:36:24] know the stuff yeah we in the building till this shit is for foreclosure yeah we're not the same[4:36:29] i ain't trying to play it like a lame nigga switch it gang switch it beat like the track is playing[4:36:35] ayo bitch i called you a uber and that's the only way i'm giving you payback my shit nasty like that[4:36:41] one nigga from asap been ill since i was 12 was rocky but ended swell i say tyler watch these[4:36:47] motherfuckers start ringing bells cause i spit fire and shit cold this shit so mean nice rocks[4:36:52] and i get stones and shit so clean and bright bold the gold got a grip hold on these lucky[4:36:58] charms like a thick bowl the diamonds are praise nigga yeah y'all go to avianny and y'all get a[4:37:04] lease in that bitch my illo's got them yellow boogers like i sneezed in that bitch i ate a[4:37:08] waitress dried you need to put some grease in that bitch and let it sit nigga fuck what you heard and[4:37:13] fuck rap i make a living off that four-letter word one-stop shop nigga just to sell them shoes[4:37:19] the profit margin looking higher than airplane views y'all getting fucked in your deals and they[4:37:24] share that lube i push the cum color beamer and the inside blue i push the elon too and the 675[4:37:30] the long tail like the main that's on asap lu whip switch whip switch coon to start of the fight the[4:37:36] 720 ordered and i still gonna ride me a bike but don't follow in yours your behind me in sight my[4:37:41] nigga strictly like nines like young mike and his type rip you better zip that lip and zip up quick[4:37:47] and shit he probably suck my dick then kiss his bitch there's two sides to each coin i call heads[4:37:53] been counting so much goddamn coin my palm red i spill it on some books and some diamonds i[4:37:57] shed light and then my whole shine just like the top of a bar head nigga[4:38:17] DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN D[4:38:47] I'll be us, I'll be us, we are warriors Let it go, I'll be us, I'll be us, we are warriors[4:39:12] Let it go, I'll be us, we are warriors Let it go, I'll be us, we are warriors[4:39:30] Guess who's goin' down, guess who's goin' to jail Guess who's goin' to jail tonight Guess who's goin' to jail tonight Guess who's goin' to jail tonight[4:39:47] Gotta come close my veil tonight[4:39:51] Don't you curse at me on text while you try to get the flex I hold up like that, I scroll, I scroll up like next Guess who's bein' the next, like next Guess who's bein' the next[4:40:10] You make choice, they show back Single life ain't so valid, but we ain't finna go there Somethin' tough, I tell you why Guess who's goin' to jail tonight[4:40:22] When they say yeah, I could scream and shout, play I'll be us, we are liars I'll be us, we are liars[4:40:36] I'm pulled over and I got promise Guess who's goin' down, guess who's goin' to jail Guess who's goin' to jail tonight[4:40:48] Guess who's goin' to jail tonight Guess who's goin' to jail tonight Gotta come close my veil tonight[4:41:01] Man, tell them haters, open up the jail, open up the jail Man, you can tell my baby mamas get the bail money, bail me[4:41:10] I said one thing they ain't like to me, I like, they ain't care for me Threw me out like some garbage, huh, and that food Bitch, y'all took off my table, you know that feed my daughters, huh?[4:41:19] But I ain't really mad cause when I look at it I'm gettin' them snakes about my grass and that's a good habit I'm ready for war, let's get at it, man, teaming up, ain't gon' help[4:41:25] Man, tell them haters, open up the jail, open up the jail, open up the jail Man, tell them haters, open up the jail, open up the jail, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up, man, teaming up[4:41:55] Man, tell them haters, open up the jail, open up the[4:42:25] jail, man,[4:42:55] teaming up, man, teaming up[4:43:25] Man, tell them haters, open up the jail[4:43:55] Man, tell them haters, open up the jail[4:44:25] Man, tell them haters, open up the jail[4:44:55] Let time be patient, let pain be gracious[4:45:19] Just hold on[4:45:33] I swear to God I am such a mess[4:45:40] The harder that I try I regress[4:45:46] I'm my own worst enemy[4:45:52] Right now I truly hate being me[4:45:58] Every day feels like the road I'm on[4:46:03] Might just open up and swallow me whole[4:46:09] How do I feel so mighty small[4:46:15] When I'm struggling to feel at all[4:46:20] Just hold on[4:46:28] Let time be patient[4:46:32] You are still strong[4:46:39] Let pain be gracious[4:46:45] Coming back[4:46:49] Coming back, coming back[4:46:54] Just hold on[4:46:56] Coming back[4:47:00] Oh, hi, everybody. Welcome back. Welcome back to Red Bar. How's the skipping? Did we fix that? Is that good now?[4:47:10] I think so. Camera is saying it's good, so hopefully it's good for everyone else.[4:47:14] I'm glad everything is better. Thank you so much for watching Red Bar. We've got something to show you that is going to startle you.[4:47:22] And it's actually very, very funny and awesome. So we have to show you this now.[4:47:28] I've been sitting on this for quite some time. I'm just trying to get Logie out of there.[4:47:34] I've been sitting on this for quite some time and it's really delivered. It's really been great.[4:47:43] Round of applause if you know where Club Random is.[4:47:51] I know where Club Random is. Club Random.[4:47:56] Is that the name of the show or just the basement that he does the show out of?[4:48:01] It's both. It's both. Bill Maher is back with his new podcast, Club Random.[4:48:07] You're going to love this thing.[4:48:12] It's insane. You know, has anyone noticed Bill Maher really slipping up?[4:48:17] You know, OK, forget again, politics aside, this is a nonpolitical fool's coverino.[4:48:24] Bill Maher, ever since he got those glasses that he's been wearing on Real Time, you know, he needed a prescription.[4:48:31] He came back to Real Time looking like a CNN anchor with those out of date rectangle frames like you'd see Anderson Cooper wear maybe six, seven years ago.[4:48:44] And ever since he got those, it was like when Gavin McInnes shaved his beard that one time and nobody could listen to him ever again.[4:48:51] It was like that. He put on the glasses. All of a sudden he's a four eyed fuck. His confidence was gone.[4:48:58] He was weak. His jokes got worse and he started getting more and more demented.[4:49:03] And I think that he pop up on Joe Rogan. Is that what got us on?[4:49:07] I think we covered him on Joe. He was an animal on Rogan.[4:49:10] Right. Bill Maher makes some fool's mistakes, man. And he gets mad.[4:49:15] He gets petty. But we didn't know he got dirty.[4:49:21] Oh, my gosh. People in the chat are saying it's random.[4:49:24] Yes. This is so. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got this all.[4:49:30] We got to show them this first. Let's introduce them to Club Random.[4:49:37] And then we'll tell you why we can't get Marcus out of our fucking mind.[4:49:43] Because Mark Random did put a hold on us with this name, and you'll see why soon.[4:49:49] Pause Spotify for me really quickly. Oh, these days.[4:49:56] OK. Do I get a Club Random opening here? Club random wants you these days.[4:50:04] That's kind of be like. Hey there. Aren't you Mrs.[4:50:10] OK, welcome to Club Random. This show's got it all.[4:50:16] First of all, don't be fooled by anything you see through this TV. This is shot in like 280p.[4:50:22] Oh, my God. I'm like getting butterflies. I'm so excited for this. It's blurry. It's weird.[4:50:28] We've got a lot of Club Random stuff to show you, but I think we're going to start here today.[4:50:33] Some people know that a guy in the chat was just saying his Tarantino app was crazy.[4:50:38] I want to show you. You can't even skip ahead because like. Yes, I can.[4:50:43] Because I've got a timecode for that. I got it. And watch this. This is one of his ads.[4:50:49] This will show you what Bill Maher has become.[4:50:54] And then we're going to show you built this club in his basement. It looks like one of those 90s nightclubs where it was like medieval themed.[4:51:02] We're like castle themed. We had one of these in Chicago Club Enigma.[4:51:07] They turned it into Tao. Yeah, Tao. And he's got that.[4:51:12] He's a real club guy. And you will not believe what we've caught him doing.[4:51:18] I can't believe no one's posted this. I can't believe the world isn't talking about this.[4:51:23] If this coverage gets into the wrong hands.[4:51:28] Bill Maher could be an entirely different guy tomorrow. I think this could be my favorite video from when we were gone.[4:51:37] You got to see this. Watch this video conferencing call with a bunch of people. It's impossible to understand anybody.[4:51:44] You're seeing it right in my TV is not too dark anymore. Here is Bill Maher.[4:51:52] Confused. Looking into the camera like a deer in headlights. Look at that headroom.[4:51:57] This is his club random and he runs live at a live reads on his show.[4:52:04] This is one of them. I just want the library will really give you the tone of where Bill Maher's head is and what he thinks is going on versus what's actually going on.[4:52:12] Watch this. I start to love yourself. And that's right. He cuts right.[4:52:18] Always a tough battle. Here's the random is supported by Signal Wire.[4:52:23] Ever been on a typical video conferencing call with a bunch of people? It's impossible to understand anybody.[4:52:28] Watch this. Especially if they're all talking at once. You don't believe me? Remember what it was like the last time a bunch of you tried to do an intervention for a family member on a video call?[4:52:37] Nobody was in sync. Uncle Al's still a man. That's because the latency. That's that's his commercial.[4:52:44] This is his style. I mean, how stupid does that look? Because the latency sucks. How stupid does this guy look?[4:52:53] And he does like 12 of these. But we're here to show you his behavior with Bella Thorne.[4:53:01] Yes, the ever abused, woke Bella Thorne. And you would think Bill Maher would know this.[4:53:10] Now, Bill Maher is in a weird situation right now. He's becoming unwoke, right?[4:53:15] Covid pissed him off. Remember, he's a comic. Covid pissed off every comic because why? You couldn't sell tickets.[4:53:24] So comics hated Covid first. Then they got all of you to hate Covid next.[4:53:29] I still think I love lockdowns. Remember that song? I love lockdowns. Love lockdowns. It goes on for hours.[4:53:36] I'm kidding. I hate the lockdowns. I hate the mandates. A mandate is should be something everybody hates unless you're gay.[4:53:46] Right. Mandates are gay. It's a truthful statement. Unless you're a woman going on one of these mandates.[4:53:58] All right. So Bill Maher, he's out of it. He's got Bella Thorne on. Now, Bill Maher is going in this.[4:54:04] I've had enough of a direction which I like. I mean, I'm not that's not why we're here.[4:54:09] But Bella Thorne is not the right girl to try out your new. I hate the woke routine on.[4:54:18] She's been raped probably ever since she was one. You know, every day she gets like solicited to by like a Harvey Weinstein situation[4:54:27] where she's cornered and being exposed to. She fucking hates men.[4:54:32] She does not want to be hit on by another old man ever again. No. So what am I getting at?[4:54:38] Does Bill Maher break that barrier of trust? Does Bill Maher say things to this girl where if this tape got in the wrong hands,[4:54:52] he could be like me to guy number one? Maybe.[4:54:58] I think we're going to just start showing you clips and this thing's going to come together on its own.[4:55:02] Jules, what is my very first time start right from the dang beginning from the beginning of the show?[4:55:08] Yeah. Just right. Just hit it. Yep. OK. Club random with Bill Maher.[4:55:16] Everybody wants you these days.[4:55:19] Let's let's kind of be like, hey, there aren't you, Mrs. Deadpool or something?[4:55:26] Oh, my goodness. I have this now. Is this like a callback, like a cold open from some other things?[4:55:32] I think this is the actual beginning. Yes. OK, look at that. Making.[4:55:36] So I got to tell you, the setting again in his basement.[4:55:43] There are no camera operators. There are no producers. You know why? He's got everything on robo cams.[4:55:49] That's why it looks so bad. They shoot wide on like hospital cams, right? They robo can.[4:55:54] He sends it all the editor. They do the zoom in, making the quality so bad.[4:56:01] So no one else is there. Maybe. But nevertheless, it's in the man's basement.[4:56:08] So Bella Thorne comes over. She does not know Bill Maher. They are not old friends.[4:56:14] They've never met. She walks into his basement. She, by the way, I will remind you, is a woke feminist who has had it with being taken advantage of by men.[4:56:29] And he opens with this.[4:56:34] Everybody wants you these days. That's that's kind of.[4:56:40] Everybody wants you these days. And again, this is actually how Bill Maher shoots it.[4:56:47] You can't get any brighter than this for his show. It shot in the dark.[4:56:52] Everybody wants you. Does that include you, Bill?[4:56:58] Because everybody, that would mean you, too, right? Yeah, because I'm alone in your weirdo fucking freak basement with all this crap from Amazon dot com.[4:57:07] Like Bella's been to a real club in the last week. This doesn't impress her.[4:57:12] Did you see I have a now I wouldn't waste my money on that Phillips shoe crap.[4:57:17] I went out and bought Livonia. It's just as compatible with a Bluetooth phone only.[4:57:27] OK, so she's probably like, what the fuck is this going to go awry and it dies.[4:57:32] Be like, hey, there aren't you, Mrs. Deadpool or something?[4:57:38] Oh, my goodness. I have extract.[4:57:41] Look how he's sitting like Andrew Schultz after a long day of lying, legs spread,[4:57:48] sitting back with his big old belt buckle right shoved in her face, hunched over.[4:57:55] Grandpa Answers has your questions. Bella, would you like to be spoken with by Grandpa Answers?[4:58:03] Why don't you come to my lair? Are the bricks real? Of course. No one could hear you through my limestone.[4:58:11] Very creepy. Look at his booze of choice now. She's sober. She's sober, right?[4:58:18] I think he's about to offer her a drink. Yeah. So the first thing he does is try to push booze on a.[4:58:23] I don't think I think she does drink. Well, she should be sober.[4:58:27] She's one of these women who is like alcohol being forced alcohol by old men.[4:58:32] That happens every minute. It's by no choice of hers. So even look how she's sitting.[4:58:37] She's like a character in one of her put upon girl movies where like it's about a girl who's just going to cut off a guy's dick at the end because she's taken it.[4:58:45] It's taken it too much. Look at the booze he buys to impress the ladies. A tall bottle of booze.[4:58:55] I mean, really. And it looks, you know, like it's got some sexual. It does options as well.[4:59:02] An alternate, you know, uses as well. And look at all the fucking crap.[4:59:07] He's got tissues here in case he needs to wipe the mar from her face after he's done with her.[4:59:16] He's got this weird only a sharper image ice bucket where it is a circular creepo ice bucket.[4:59:27] He's going to open that up to refill her. She don't want to drink. It's 11 a.m. She doesn't know you.[4:59:33] She's been raped a thousand times. Probably. He's got wine out in case she likes wine.[4:59:39] He's got wine glasses. He's got Valentine's Day gifts. A canic.[4:59:46] That is that looks like I understand. Yeah. Free version.[4:59:51] He's got all sorts of accoutrements for you can see.[4:59:54] Look, that's where he plugs in all of his scenario home lighting.[5:00:01] And it looks like she brought some some food with her because she's on like a health kick.[5:00:07] Right. She probably don't even want to drink meal prep, meal prep and very weird setting.[5:00:14] The lamps crooked, the bulb sticking out of the top like a moronski cut to my wide shot.[5:00:20] I got two lamps there. The bulbs are hidden. OK. This is like showing your fucking butt.[5:00:26] All right. Lamp light bulb shooting right out of the top like a fucking moron.[5:00:31] My light bulbs are hidden by the shade. Now half the shades doing nothing.[5:00:36] So this is and you're dressed like fucking Mark. Random.[5:00:41] It's random. I think he was trying to dress kind of like rock because he thinks that's what young.[5:00:47] Exactly. So Bill Maher went out and bought a rock outfit.[5:00:52] And this is what he thinks. Young people dress like an open shirt. Wayne's World. Right, bro.[5:00:57] Is that the cool show? He's got a graphic tee on that says rocker.[5:01:04] It's tucked in. This is like what he would wear if somebody invited him to come see their band and he's dating a 22 year old who's in the band.[5:01:13] Come see my band. Sure. And she shows up. What are you wearing, old man? Come on.[5:01:18] George pulls him by the tie into the dance floor. And he thought he was wearing like a cool outfit, you know.[5:01:25] All right. So we got that going. Let's continue. This gets so sick.[5:01:29] That's my love for Deadpool. And so what is that? The fans love it.[5:01:35] They just you know, they they love it. And sometimes really random people do the casting.[5:01:43] He's already look at this creepo two seconds in.[5:01:49] He asks her a question. And then when she starts talking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.[5:01:53] Let me figure out how to poison you to get you to do what I want.[5:01:58] Are we OK? Yeah. Great. You look like you're going to cry for six.[5:02:03] What do you care about to laugh? Oh, OK. So immediately going for the drink, which to me is already a me too.[5:02:09] To me, if you're one year older than a girl and you fix her a drink, it's a me too.[5:02:15] Yes. Even if she asked, even if you're a bartender, even if you're a waiter and it's a restaurant drink to a mom.[5:02:22] Mike never offers me a drink. I have to sneak it. Non alcoholic drinks count.[5:02:27] You shouldn't be fixing a drink for anyone but your wife and in the privacy of your own room with a locked door.[5:02:33] Here's what happens to what is that? The fans love it. They just, you know, they they love it.[5:02:39] And sometimes really ran with it. And I was like, people, people do that.[5:02:43] And she looks she eyes the glass going, oh, I'm not.[5:02:49] And he's cool. Look, look, look, look, look. Hope you like one fifty one.[5:02:54] He says the strongest alcohol. So she's staring.[5:03:00] And every girl knows when you hear that ice clank, you stare at that cup. You see what he's fixing.[5:03:05] You see what he's what recipe he's got in there.[5:03:10] So she knows her eyes dart to the cup casting. You ever drink? You want to drink?[5:03:15] I have like, oh, that means no, no means. I kind of have my own drink.[5:03:22] Thank you very much. We'll actually keep it over here. Oh, are you sure? Oh, no.[5:03:27] Whoops. Somebody spilled out your drink. Your only choice is to have one of mine.[5:03:33] That's what's happened. Watch this.[5:03:37] You know, people sometimes like cast they like they cast Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.[5:03:46] You know, they just sort of like insisted. Oh, my God. He pulls out the biggest beverage we've got.[5:03:53] And he was wearing the biggest mask I've ever seen.[5:03:59] Wasn't that funny? That was like the first anti mask stuff that people really related to.[5:04:06] Did you see Joe Biden? It comes out. We're in the biggest mask I've ever seen.[5:04:13] You say that like three times a day. Every day. That's the only Trump I do.[5:04:19] I walk around, I go wearing the biggest mess. And I don't do a full dress.[5:04:23] This is you know, I'm just trying to give you the biggest mask I've ever seen.[5:04:29] And every time now, that's when I went anti mask. Right after that, I went no big masks here.[5:04:35] Only big mouths. So he pulls out the biggest mask I've ever seen.[5:04:41] This giant bottle. If you have to hold the bottle like a salt shaker at a fancy restaurant, it's too big.[5:04:47] Say when. Say when, Bill. Now, says Bella. So watch this charade.[5:04:54] Oh, you know, that's who else is going to play Sarah Palin?[5:04:59] Yeah, she kind of looked like her and look at her looking right at that drink.[5:05:03] Clunk, clunk, clunk. Well, another rape in in the works for me, huh?[5:05:08] She thinks another one of these nights where I'm constantly hit on and I might never leave.[5:05:14] Well, at least it's made out of brick.[5:05:17] That'll at least I'll be able to bash my head against it this time and maybe just pass out from the pain.[5:05:23] You know, it just it just. Yeah, just just meant for.[5:05:27] You can't fill those drinks fast enough.[5:05:29] I brought you a little gift because Bill don't care.[5:05:35] He's filling fucking drinks, bitch. A gift. He's got your gift right here.[5:05:39] What's he poured in this time? How long does it take to make a drink, Bill?[5:05:43] I saw him reach into a bag that had crossbones on it and pull out a vial of something.[5:05:51] Look at this. Oh, I got your present. Who cares? Drink, drink, drink quick. Must get drink into girl.[5:05:57] Bill, you're not on a date. You're on your first episode of your podcast.[5:06:02] He forgets it's being taped because of the robo cams.[5:06:05] You see, he's let the cameras fade into the distance, just like the reality shows he made fun of so many times over the years.[5:06:13] I was told you smoke. So he doesn't even look.[5:06:17] I was told you smoke. So she's bringing him a bong. Meanwhile, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.[5:06:23] Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. The weed won't get you naked.[5:06:27] The weed is for later for when I'm come doubt stupid bitch.[5:06:33] I'll do the weed when I'm done and ready. For now, we're having drinks.[5:06:40] Look at him. Shut up, bitch. I don't need your bong.[5:06:47] Guzzle down my liquid.[5:06:51] Do some things to smoke. That rumor about me smoking.[5:06:57] Yeah, that rumor made us all.[5:07:01] So she tried. She's like, if I offer him an offering, surely he'll spare me.[5:07:06] Does this work? Should we keep playing it here when he opens the gift?[5:07:09] Yeah. Around the block. Yeah, I am. I own a camp.[5:07:15] Oh, by the way, he's posted, you've probably seen thumbnails of this all over YouTube thinking maybe people are covering it.[5:07:21] No, he's posted every two minutes of this episode as a separate clip on YouTube.[5:07:27] He knows nothing about clips and he's not doing it on a separate channel.[5:07:31] He's doing it on his own. Every day since this video came out six months ago,[5:07:36] he's posted a clip from the episode. He doesn't understand. That's not what we're doing.[5:07:42] OK, watch this.[5:07:46] And it's called what? Forbidden Flowers. Why forbidden? Because I feel like.[5:07:52] Oh, he's awful at accepting gifts.[5:07:55] Everything you want him to be polite about, he blows.[5:08:00] OK, so like everything you will be like, you're cringing.[5:08:06] Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't like put down the gift. He'll put that like any prediction you make about what could go wrong.[5:08:12] Wesley's law. You know, whatever happens will go wrong.[5:08:17] All right. Oh, she's from Canada. She don't know hood law.[5:08:23] Wasn't. Watch what happens.[5:08:27] I'm forbidding myself of any of it. Oh, he needs to be drunk, too, to throw down what he's about to do.[5:08:33] He can't even wait. She hasn't had her first sip yet, by the way. He's chugging booze mid opening gift.[5:08:39] Hold on. I'll get the voice back.[5:08:44] Do you need a water refill? I just got to sing this one song and then I'll have my breath back. Great.[5:08:49] By the way, I just got to finish.[5:08:53] Let the rhythm take me over. I feel better.[5:08:58] Thanks. All right. So here's Bill Maher. Watch what he does.[5:09:02] I, you know, really hate the stigma around weed.[5:09:07] I fell into weed because of like serious.[5:09:12] This is beautiful. Stomach issues. Wait a second. She hates the stigma around weed.[5:09:17] He loves weed. Right. Or so he says on the show. He's a toker. He's a toker, he say.[5:09:23] So what is this? Jules, refresh my memory of what this was, because I don't remember this gift giving stuff.[5:09:28] This is just kind of a scene setter where it shows like how he treats her.[5:09:33] OK, so just keep playing it a little bit. OK, you're going to love this.[5:09:37] And anxiety and like crippling anxiety and weed has really changed my life.[5:09:43] So now we're getting to know her a little bit more. She's got crippling anxiety.[5:09:48] Yikes. I don't know if you want to mess with a crippled anxiety person in your[5:09:53] basement as a six year old man while she's young. I mean, this is a me too.[5:09:58] You know, in the making. He's really setting himself up to fail here.[5:10:03] What is it with you kids and anxiety? What is causing all the anxiety?[5:10:08] Not what she wants to hear. What is it with you kids and anxiety?[5:10:13] Meanwhile, she's been going to therapy all her life. She's never even heard an alternative take to therapy.[5:10:20] You're sitting here destroying all her work from therapy.[5:10:25] Watch this. I think everything the world, the way the world is now, it's, you know, constant.[5:10:34] Bad, bad, bad. Everywhere you look is so bad.[5:10:39] You know what? I find this to be a genuine argument because your generation doesn't know what's going on in the world.[5:10:49] Oh, that's what she wants to hear. Your generation don't know what's going on in the world today.[5:10:55] Not like me.[5:10:58] And meanwhile, she's on Instagram every day fighting for her generation's rights.[5:11:03] So she's probably like, oh, please do tell. This is a bad match.[5:11:09] So and how stupid is Bill for not just picking up on this is not the girl to do this routine to.[5:11:16] He's got hard eyes. Right. So he totally misses.[5:11:20] He totally is like Ethan Klein right now. So let's see what he does.[5:11:25] So how can you be that fucking concerned about what's going on in the world? I know what's going on in the world.[5:11:30] I should have the anxiety. I follow it. You kids don't follow it. You don't know what the fuck's going on in the world.[5:11:36] What are you upset about? What is the world problem?[5:11:39] Definitely things that we know what's going on. Maybe we don't know necessarily always the full story.[5:11:45] One hundred percent of the full story. But, you know, I think we definitely.[5:11:50] Yeah, we we're seeing it. We're hearing it and we're vocal about it.[5:11:54] And all these young kids growing up with this form of social media and media in general, it's just it's like, wow.[5:12:03] You know, how long is it going to be? Probably now. OK, so you can see she ain't stable.[5:12:08] She's not even stable. This is not a girl in the mood to party in the basement with a stranger.[5:12:14] Right. All right. What's our next code? Next code. You can go to 440.[5:12:19] Wow. 440. And what can we expect to see here? I think it'll be self-explanatory.[5:12:24] All right. Here he is. Let's see. So what's he doing here? He's lighting up a joint now.[5:12:29] Yes. They're smoking some of her joints. OK, great. So four minutes in.[5:12:33] They're drunk. They're high. They're doing it all. Every time I've seen you, I always thought, wow, that's a cool chick.[5:12:39] You know, she would come here and do a thing like that. And then when you said yes, I thought, oh, well, I was.[5:12:45] My instinct was right, because I always thought you were cool because you would never.[5:12:50] Ooh, some light flirting. I always thought you were a cool chick. I'm pretty cool, too, right? For my age.[5:12:58] What do you think? Want to be a couple Eskimos? I mean, look at this.[5:13:03] She's like, oh, it's starting. It's starting. Great. I've been here before.[5:13:10] Just nod your head yes and keep that fake smile afloat.[5:13:15] You know, you're really cool. Has anyone ever told you that you're actually better than this?[5:13:22] Will he grab her arm or like sort of back down when they came at you?[5:13:28] I mean, I know you're dealing with the anxiety and all that. And this is where the anxiety is coming from.[5:13:36] Yes. So much hate in the world, especially now. Also, the pettiness on social media.[5:13:41] There's so much hate. And she's going, yeah, there is so much like racism and homophobia.[5:13:45] No, they hate from the other way where I'm not allowed to tell a joke anymore.[5:13:51] Really, that's what's going on. Not that he's wrong, but can you believe that's what he's doing with this girl?[5:13:57] There's so much hate in the world, right? She's like, yes. Starving people, the Chinese.[5:14:02] They were really attacked this year for the covid, you know?[5:14:06] No, not bad hate. The hate where we get canceled, but nothing is taken from us here.[5:14:13] Much hate in the world, especially now. Also, the pettiness on social media.[5:14:18] Your generation is always like fucking herpes on each other.[5:14:23] It's like it's I don't know how you deal with it. Yeah, I would have anxiety, too.[5:14:27] Yeah, if I if I don't know what it would have been like if I grew up with like that kind of shit.[5:14:33] And it's interesting when I when I confront people your age with this, they never like deny it and like defend them.[5:14:40] They're never like, no, we're not like that. They're always like, yeah, you know, it sucks.[5:14:46] So I don't know if this is nagging or what, but Bill, man, I'm telling you, I've seen this girl's Instagram.[5:14:53] You are blowing it, dog. You could skip it to six thirty.[5:14:58] OK, six thirty. Do I need to know anything for this guy? You can just skip and it'll all make sense.[5:15:04] Here we go. We're just too hippie. It's OK. I don't smoke it unless I roll it.[5:15:08] But I can roll one. I have this thing. I understand.[5:15:13] Baby, you do not have to explain that for two seconds. I totally get that.[5:15:18] I mean, I'm not a I that is not one of my anxieties, but I totally respect that.[5:15:23] Oh, we called her baby now. Yes, baby, baby. So he's disrespecting her.[5:15:28] She knows it was that that for that. Yeah. Great. What do we got now?[5:15:32] Go to seven twenty five. This ramps seven twenty five.[5:15:36] Yeah. Yeah, we've got a lot of these. These are pretty much right next to each other.[5:15:41] OK, let's hear this one can make it look, I swear to God, like a cigarette.[5:15:46] What? Oh, yeah. Well, I it's you'll see it's like really about getting that.[5:15:52] OK, he's making her roll a joint. Of course, she rolls her own dress, right?[5:15:56] I can't picture Bella Thorne without pitching her talking while rolling a joint.[5:16:01] I mean, it just is built into her. OK, should keep playing it here.[5:16:05] Do I need to know anything? OK, great. What's it called?[5:16:10] What's it called? That that shape, you know, tighter tightness at the end and fatter up up towards you here.[5:16:17] Talk slower. Oh, the first flirt. Talk slower.[5:16:26] Oh, talk slower. Bill, must you?[5:16:32] Seven minutes in to his podcast. He's never met her.[5:16:37] She's already in a cranky mood and fatter up up towards you here.[5:16:43] Talk slower. Talk slower.[5:16:47] And he actually mean talk slower, talk slower. And he's jacking off to at this point.[5:16:52] Talk slower, talk slower. Where's that hand going? He is all I could make it.[5:16:57] So he's holding his cock under his jeans with that hand. Look at that.[5:17:02] Since he now boys prank, have I seen a hand that limp? So, yeah.[5:17:07] Talk slower. Talk slower. That's that's important.[5:17:13] It's not she's like, so you basically want it just like skinny on the ends and fatter in the middle.[5:17:18] That's a very erotic description. No. Of what?[5:17:23] Of what part is thinner on the outsides and fat in the middle?[5:17:27] I mean, probably a lot of parts, you know, but it's not sexual.[5:17:32] People just roll like they don't know how to close the back end. And I don't even roll with a filter.[5:17:37] Don't smoke a filter filter. It's funny people.[5:17:42] People do lionize you like sexually.[5:17:47] Oh, people lionize you.[5:17:53] He got horny from her talking about the joints tightness and then got seven minutes in.[5:17:58] He's slamming his own drinks. He's smoking his own joints.[5:18:03] He's he's making his own rules.[5:18:07] You're lionizing men with your sexuality. So you're like obsessed with her.[5:18:12] Like, why would he invite she doesn't even have a project to plug, by the way.[5:18:16] Not like she's got some movie coming up. This is his third episode. He could have had anyone on.[5:18:21] His longtime Hollywood friends. Nope. Bella Thorne.[5:18:26] Let me guess, it's like one of these Dave Portney, Madison Beer situations where he accidentally got obsessed with some teen years ago.[5:18:34] And now he thinks she's way more famous and mainstream sexualized just because he follows her.[5:18:40] Ethan Klein's dead. Gary got involved in this as well.[5:18:45] What happens is these old boomers start following like a nobody like they'll see like Bella Thorne in a picture.[5:18:51] Who is that? They'll follow all of a sudden they're seeing her every day.[5:18:56] They mistake that for Bella Thorne is in the news and everybody's seeing this every day.[5:19:01] They forget. So all his sick fantasies are now being spoken as.[5:19:07] Oh, you know how everybody like, you know, wants to, you know, jack off when they see you.[5:19:13] People are already saying this is way worse than I expected. We've barely gotten started.[5:19:19] That's what we got to move fast through these club ionized. They're calling it lionized lionized.[5:19:24] Of course, every minute of this is good club lionized.[5:19:28] The Lion Eyes Club. I want to hear that term again.[5:19:32] People do lionize you like sexually more than like there's always like a couple of chicks in any generation.[5:19:41] And they're like, like, wow, like they're the go to when people people want to like an example of something.[5:19:49] Somebody who like oozes sexuality. They say like you like they would have.[5:19:55] Are you hitting on him? Say the next word. You ooze sexuality.[5:20:02] And she is like, oh, my fucking God, I'm going to die.[5:20:08] An example of something, somebody who like oozes sexuality, they say like you like they would have Pamela Anderson in a certain era who was just re exploited via the show that Seth Rogen, by the way.[5:20:22] But listen, I am against these things, by the way. Don't get it twisted.[5:20:26] What I'm saying is that if you're him, you can't be doing this if you want to be you.[5:20:33] OK, the other one I just brought up, Pam and Tom, if you're going to be Seth Rogen, you can't be showing Pam sex tape to the world for a second time and reintroducing it to everybody you never even knew about it and be a good little.[5:20:47] And you're not going to be friends with James Franco anymore. Exactly.[5:20:51] Seth Rogen won't be friends with James Franco because James Franco gave an accidental hug too close to some girl.[5:20:59] Yet he'll re-exploit.[5:21:01] Pamela Anderson is just sitting there crying, going, I really wish this show didn't come out because now everyone is seeing my sex tape again.[5:21:06] This is how I'm going back into a deep depression. I want to kill myself.[5:21:10] And he's like, this is a really good show.[5:21:14] By the way, I'm woke. You're not woke then.[5:21:18] So Ethan Klein, Bill Maher, these people, you want to pretend you're the good guy.[5:21:22] You're not the good guy.[5:21:24] If you do this, leave this up to guys like me.[5:21:30] You know what I mean? You can't be both. That's all this is.[5:21:34] We're not saying one is actually bad, per se.[5:21:38] Bella Thorne is a slut. We must slut. I'm kidding.[5:21:42] But she is.[5:21:45] All right, let's see what happens here.[5:21:48] I mean, that's a lot to live up to.[5:21:50] Live up to?[5:21:52] Yeah, for you.[5:21:54] Oh, I guess technically it's like I'm already living it.[5:22:00] I think I've always been, as well, kind of a sexual person.[5:22:05] So I just feel like even when I'm not.[5:22:08] Take that drink. Look at that.[5:22:10] He's trying to get himself drunk so he could commit the crime.[5:22:15] The crime of taking it a little too far, by the way.[5:22:20] Oh, who is this going?[5:22:22] He might be one of these boomers who gets like violently mad[5:22:25] that I'm making this video.[5:22:27] There's a chance.[5:22:28] Because he could be like a Joey Diaz where he snaps.[5:22:31] I know, but when they see it like this, it's different.[5:22:33] Yeah.[5:22:34] Joey Diaz has been seeing comments.[5:22:36] Comments they could live with.[5:22:38] Being on national TV under my microscope, that's where they snap.[5:22:44] And Bill Maher could go full Coco Diaz.[5:22:47] We've seen Nick DiPaolo, who's the same kind of guy as this.[5:22:50] Kumiya, same age.[5:22:52] That age range cannot handle being reviewed.[5:22:58] Okay?[5:22:59] Do I keep going here?[5:23:01] For a couple more seconds.[5:23:02] Okay, let's see what happens.[5:23:03] Not like trying to be sexual.[5:23:04] People are still like, I don't know, she's so sexy.[5:23:07] Like there's something like that's really.[5:23:09] No, and I know the chat is saying, oh my God, that would be amazing.[5:23:12] I know that sounds like a long shot, but I'm telling you,[5:23:16] if he's on the computer at the wrong time and sees the wrong clip,[5:23:21] he will go mad and he won't understand and he'll think it's like illegal.[5:23:27] Okay.[5:23:28] You know.[5:23:29] What?[5:23:30] Sorry, I was going to say the next time.[5:23:32] No, go ahead.[5:23:33] Yeah, no, that would be wonderful.[5:23:34] Yeah.[5:23:35] You could probably skip ahead to 2033.[5:23:36] 2033.[5:23:37] I'm trying to just do the best ones, but the whole episode rules.[5:23:40] And if you're turning in for the first time via like a clip that we post like this,[5:23:45] not the Clippers version, our version.[5:23:47] If you are tuning in and you're going, oh, but this guy looks so sick.[5:23:50] Yeah, I have, um, I, uh, suffering from cancer today.[5:23:59] Undiagnosed.[5:24:00] Okay.[5:24:01] What is the time code right here?[5:24:02] Uh, 2033.[5:24:03] 2033.[5:24:04] Yeah.[5:24:05] You can just press play.[5:24:06] Right here.[5:24:07] Okay.[5:24:08] Video today.[5:24:09] I wonder what would happen if you kids had to go through something really traumatic,[5:24:13] like what they're going through in Ukraine now.[5:24:16] Oh, real nice.[5:24:18] Look at him.[5:24:19] I mean, he's staring off into space, just belittling her for no reason.[5:24:23] I mean, she's done nothing.[5:24:25] And again, we're 20 minutes in.[5:24:27] I'm pretty sure for the past five minutes,[5:24:29] she's just been talking about how much anxiety she has.[5:24:31] Yes.[5:24:32] And he just totally blows that off with this.[5:24:35] I wonder what would happen if you kids had to go through something really traumatic.[5:24:42] Like what?[5:24:43] Like maybe being locked in this base?[5:24:45] What would happen if you actually had to suffer?[5:24:50] Um, well, I don't know.[5:24:52] Do you know, you don't really know my life story.[5:24:54] I kind of have gone, oh, nonsense.[5:24:56] You know, and, uh, it's so, you know, you got to come up with a new word for boomer[5:25:03] because this is what it's about.[5:25:05] I mean, you can't keep saying boomer.[5:25:07] It's not red bar.[5:25:08] You know, what do you call a guy like this?[5:25:11] But it's perfect.[5:25:12] And we couldn't believe it.[5:25:13] You couldn't believe that he's actually doing like the most predictable,[5:25:17] like if it was a movie about a boomster, this is how they would easily,[5:25:22] the first draft would be like this.[5:25:23] Why does he have like those shaded glasses?[5:25:28] I don't know.[5:25:29] Wouldn't just, you know, I wouldn't, uh, you know, don't worry about it, man.[5:25:32] Some people, you know, they've got glasses.[5:25:34] I'm not saying it's embarrassing to wear shades.[5:25:36] I'm saying those look like transitions.[5:25:38] Those are transitions lenses.[5:25:40] Yes, of course they're transitions lenses.[5:25:43] Now you got to go shades.[5:25:45] No, but you go, how's he transitioning indoors?[5:25:48] We need ultraviolet light.[5:25:50] He's got his tanning bed wide open across right from him for her to go in.[5:25:55] Oh, wait, that's not the bottom.[5:25:56] He's got a tanning bed.[5:25:58] Half this set is lit up from the light of a tanning bed.[5:26:01] He thinks those are neons.[5:26:04] Okay, let's, that's why it's running his glasses.[5:26:06] Okay, let's see what he does.[5:26:08] I wonder what would happen if you kids had to go through something really traumatic,[5:26:12] like what they're going through in Ukraine now.[5:26:14] Do you think it would change your whole mindset about this?[5:26:18] And you'd be like, oh my God, we're obsessing about this bullshit about breakups[5:26:24] and this one and that one and what they're wearing and who looks cuter[5:26:28] and who could bounce too fat and all this bullshit.[5:26:32] And it would help you in some way if there was actually something real to worry about.[5:26:39] Excuse me?[5:26:40] Because.[5:26:41] Jeez, and he doesn't know what she's been.[5:26:42] In her mind, you know, and again, I ain't sticking up for it,[5:26:45] but in her mind, everything she's been through is very real and very traumatic.[5:26:51] And he's belittling her as a stranger.[5:26:55] I think a lot of the people who are the most anxious have the most privileged lives.[5:27:01] I mean, look at you.[5:27:02] She's going to love that.[5:27:03] Everybody wants.[5:27:04] Look.[5:27:05] Oh my God.[5:27:06] Wait to hear this.[5:27:07] First of all, this is still over the line to say this.[5:27:09] Oh, you have crippling anxiety.[5:27:10] Yeah.[5:27:11] A lot of people who are anxious probably just have privileged lives.[5:27:14] Like, look at you.[5:27:15] And watch this.[5:27:16] Most privileged lives.[5:27:19] I mean, look at your life.[5:27:21] Everybody wants it.[5:27:26] Dude, we're backing that up.[5:27:28] Look at that.[5:27:29] We're going to zoom in for that one.[5:27:31] Watch this again.[5:27:32] She didn't jump.[5:27:33] Yes.[5:27:34] Look at this.[5:27:35] I mean, look at your life.[5:27:38] Everybody wants it.[5:27:41] The first lean in and look at her.[5:27:45] I mean, really, is that not a scene from a movie where you're trying to coerce a girl[5:27:51] in a CD motel and it's like the hooker who's got to make rent?[5:27:55] The Florida Project.[5:27:56] The Florida Project.[5:27:58] So she's up in the hotel.[5:27:59] She's got to do what it takes, right?[5:28:01] And he don't care.[5:28:04] This is like, yeah, what they show in those movies to show you what these girls go through.[5:28:08] Zola.[5:28:09] Zola.[5:28:10] Here, let's see what happens next.[5:28:12] Everybody wants to be you.[5:28:14] Oh, OK.[5:28:15] Come on.[5:28:16] What the fuck?[5:28:18] Men, women want to be you and men want you and women want to be.[5:28:23] Come on.[5:28:24] I don't even think that's remotely true.[5:28:26] There's nowhere in the vicinity of truth.[5:28:29] Everyone wants to be you.[5:28:32] So he's going to say anything.[5:28:34] He'll say anything at this point.[5:28:35] He's acting like she's like Zendaya.[5:28:38] Zendaya.[5:28:39] Yeah.[5:28:40] I mean, this is insane.[5:28:41] The most anxious have the most privileged lives.[5:28:45] I mean, look at your life.[5:28:47] Everybody wants it.[5:28:49] Everybody wants to be you.[5:28:52] I don't know.[5:28:53] I think that's a very narrow kind of mindset, you know, in the way of trauma.[5:29:01] Everyone really has, you know, their trauma.[5:29:04] Will he understand her point or just completely be a complete prick and shit all over?[5:29:10] Watch this.[5:29:11] What's happening in Ukraine is unspeakable.[5:29:14] That is that is something else.[5:29:15] But as far as trauma for every human being, you know, I I lost my dad when I was eight.[5:29:22] I was molested growing up.[5:29:25] I molested.[5:29:26] Yeah, I, I.[5:29:28] OK, Beltie, see what's in your basement now.[5:29:31] You lost.[5:29:32] I lost my dad when I was eight.[5:29:34] He's looking at his drink.[5:29:37] This is surely selling party time.[5:29:39] I lost my dad.[5:29:41] I've been molested.[5:29:43] How will he handle this?[5:29:45] Will he drop the cool guy act in the drinking and go, oh, OK.[5:29:49] I didn't know we were dealing with this.[5:29:50] Let's talk about this now.[5:29:51] Let's see.[5:29:52] I was molested growing up.[5:29:54] I molested.[5:29:55] Yeah, I, I went through shit.[5:29:57] Everybody goes through shit like, you know, when you kind of look at a book and you judge it by its cover and you say, oh.[5:30:04] I'm not judging at all.[5:30:06] You're like, well, everyone, even on any platform, at any time in anyone's life, you know, we we do that as a society.[5:30:14] We look at someone and say, you know, oh, they have it all.[5:30:16] They must be so fucking happy.[5:30:18] You've got nothing to complain about in your life.[5:30:20] And you're like, yeah, well, you know, they're still with their therapist every day, you know, and they might have like PTSD, nightmares and traumas and other things that haunt their drinking.[5:30:29] OK, so she's like, dude, she's about to cry.[5:30:32] She's about to cry. Read the room, bro.[5:30:35] Move on to the next chick.[5:30:38] But will Bill do that?[5:30:41] Absolutely not.[5:30:42] You know, and they might have like PTSD, nightmares and traumas and other things that haunt their drinking.[5:30:47] You know, it's being.[5:30:50] Yes, molestation is a serious trauma and death.[5:30:55] Death in the family is so hard to grow up without a father.[5:30:59] Holy shit, I cannot even tell you when a child is that young.[5:31:02] That is so hard.[5:31:04] So those those are legitimate real traumas.[5:31:07] OK.[5:31:08] On a par with the kind of things that people can go through in a war.[5:31:11] Not quite as bad, but yes.[5:31:13] No, they're not even comparable.[5:31:15] Like, again, that's unspeakable.[5:31:17] They're more than just the regular bullshit.[5:31:21] Yes, I'll give you that.[5:31:23] But being with a therapist every day can also.[5:31:26] Yeah, I'll give you that.[5:31:27] But it can also be a indulgence.[5:31:31] That's where he was going with that.[5:31:34] I thought he was going to go, OK, OK, I could see why you need therapy because you've been molested and your dad died.[5:31:41] Yes, OK.[5:31:42] I could see why you would be a great candidate for therapy and therapy might not be bad for everybody.[5:31:49] But no, he says this.[5:31:51] Yes, I'll give you that.[5:31:53] But being with a therapist every day can also.[5:31:56] Yeah, I'll give you that.[5:31:57] But it can also be a indulgence.[5:32:01] You know, what about people who have trauma and can't afford a therapist?[5:32:04] What do they do?[5:32:05] Oh, exactly.[5:32:06] That is like so many fucking people and even people that can afford it.[5:32:10] There's so much stigma around getting help and talking about things and being out.[5:32:15] That's like one of the best things right now about social media.[5:32:18] That's like one of the most healthy parts that really make me think like there's good things in the world about social media.[5:32:25] Is the openness that we have now about seeing therapists, about even talking about it, suicide hotlines, like things now where you're like, wow, we really are.[5:32:35] Don't you think some people overdo it with a therapist?[5:32:38] Wow, Bill, you're the best man.[5:32:41] How thoughtful of you in this girl's trying time.[5:32:46] I mean, this is a nightmare for her, right?[5:32:48] She's like hoping the New York Times sees this and tells everybody because she can't.[5:32:53] Right. She'll be the bad guy and maybe it'll risk her.[5:32:56] You know, everybody making fun of her.[5:32:58] You can go to twenty twenty twenty eight twenty.[5:33:01] Yeah. Great. And what's going to happen here?[5:33:04] Yeah, you'll see. Great. Can't wait.[5:33:07] This gets way worse. We haven't even gotten to the bad stuff yet still.[5:33:11] So, yeah, let's push through this on this road of of negativity and self-doubt and insecurity and just, you know, trauma.[5:33:18] And just just I must say, just talking to you now for just a small amount of time.[5:33:23] I really see why you are so big as you are and why you have this giant fan base.[5:33:31] It's a big thing around you because you're a hot chick.[5:33:37] He just completely ignored. She's basically telling him, dude, listen, all this fucked up shit about me.[5:33:43] Let's not do a party cast, please. And he's like, you're a hot chick.[5:33:48] He's like trying to talk her out. Let's get over all the let's get over all this negativity and get back to the party stuff.[5:33:55] OK, can you believe it? That's what I meant.[5:33:59] I couldn't believe that every time I go, OK, surely this time he's going to go, OK, I understand now.[5:34:05] But no, you're a hot chick base. And why does that big thing around you?[5:34:11] Because you're a hot chick who also like is a chick who's like completely the hot chick.[5:34:20] She can't believe it. She can't fucking believe her ears.[5:34:26] Let's continue open and vulnerable, you know, about the fact that it hasn't made you that lean.[5:34:32] OK, yeah, he is leaning and leaning and leaning and this lean is going to get closer and closer.[5:34:38] She's going to like back up more and more. Go back like five seconds.[5:34:42] Yeah, let's watch that lean in.[5:34:47] So like before he's leaning. Oh, no, you went back too far. Oh, OK. One, two.[5:34:52] That's fine. Oh, I think there's only one thing around you.[5:34:56] Yeah, because you're a hot chick who also like this chick who's like completely the hot chick open and vulnerable.[5:35:05] Oh, he's getting close.[5:35:11] He's getting close. Look at that hand. Look where that hand lie.[5:35:17] I've been taking measurements via the spherical ice bucket and it's almost past the spherical ice bucket, which is their divider.[5:35:27] OK, that was set up by a sundial non rape referee and she's getting a little scared here.[5:35:36] You know, about the fact that it hasn't made you that happy. And that's a very I can look at her.[5:35:42] She's finicking. She's going to stab at herself. She's going when I get home, I'm going to cut this leg.[5:35:48] I'm going to cut that leg. Release that pain. Cut that leg. Release the pain.[5:35:53] Tiny little stabs. They're not that bad. Tiny little stabs. They're not that bad. Right, Pete?[5:35:58] Repeat.[5:36:01] Stab your leg as a guy. Drain those feelings. Why?[5:36:07] At least the pain makes you feel something. Pete and Bella and all the other weirdos.[5:36:13] Gross, huh? But she's finicking.[5:36:16] I could see how that's a very attractive thing to people and how lots of people, especially your age, look at that.[5:36:23] And I think at any age when you see someone being honest, you're like, damn, that's hard.[5:36:29] Right. It's hard to be honest in life. It's hard to be honest with yourself and to be lucky even.[5:36:35] But look what he bought her. Look what he bought her. Pink Smirnoff.[5:36:42] I haven't noticed that she didn't bring that. He goes, she's young. Maybe I'll get her pink Smirnoff so we could get this thing going.[5:36:51] That is like the rapist. Look at this. He's that out of it and old. He bought pink Smirnoff because she's a girl.[5:36:59] He got look. And did he put like flowers in the cup or something like that for her?[5:37:04] Oh, my God. She hasn't opened this, by the way. Hopefully she hasn't seen it.[5:37:10] Outspoken with your honesty in front of people. So hard.[5:37:15] Yeah, that's catch a predator shit there. So like when the guy shows up to the guy's house,[5:37:19] ding dong, I bought you pink Smirnoff like a Polly Pocket, whatever, to keep you occupied while I'm doing the old in out, in out.[5:37:30] That's like crazy. And again, it's how do you not have the judgment bill?[5:37:35] How do you know you don't wrap a bow around the pink vodka for the teenager who's been raped and molested and bring her to your basement and start hitting on her and clawing your way?[5:37:44] Towards her? How do you not know that it's not something that looks good at the very least?[5:37:51] It's not by millions. It's like you're like, you know, we just know it's it's it's hard to be honest.[5:37:58] I love I love honesty. I'd rather someone give it to me fucking straight all day long.[5:38:03] Then that's what you're here for. Yeah, definitely.[5:38:09] We put it right in after she talks about being molested.[5:38:17] Listen to what he says after she talks about being molested and scared of men.[5:38:23] Yeah, definitely. We put it right in with no lube.[5:38:30] We put it right in, which is like a rape phrase.[5:38:35] I mean, you couldn't be more crazy to say this. So at Club Random, we're like, no lube.[5:38:41] But we put it right in. That's horrifying to her.[5:38:46] Give it to me fucking straight all day long. Then that's what you're here for at Club Random.[5:38:52] Yeah, definitely. No lube. We put it right in.[5:38:58] That's technically a rape joke, which I've rallied about on IG.[5:39:02] So go to twenty nine, twenty five and it's starting to get real good. Wow.[5:39:06] Twenty nine, twenty five. OK, yeah. OK, here we go.[5:39:10] Twenty nine, twenty five. We're almost there. To be honest, I love I love honesty.[5:39:15] I'd rather someone give it to me fucking straight all day long. Then this is what you're here for at Club Random.[5:39:22] So it might be right after this. Thirty forty five. I'm so sorry. Thirty forty five.[5:39:26] OK. Thirty forty five. That's OK.[5:39:30] Here it we basically this is what Club Random wanted to look like to the wide shot.[5:39:35] This is what he was thinking when he was building Club Random, you know, except, you know, ours isn't as random, I guess.[5:39:43] Thought out. So, OK, let's go back to this and let's see what he does.[5:39:48] So my life, but, you know, I get asked like all the time, like these kind of very negative questions, wanting, you know, to talk about the dark things about anything, you know, and you're like, I mean, social media.[5:39:59] Social media around a little bit, guys, has been rocket fuel for your career.[5:40:04] He's touching the chair. She's talking about. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to we're going to examine that.[5:40:09] But there's two things going on here. She's talking about how much social media has made her feel miserable.[5:40:15] So she goes. So he goes, social media has made your career.[5:40:20] And then he starts leaning in. Look how close she's getting.[5:40:26] Now, when I'm saying this, I'm going, you know, I'm making jokes. He's going to start grabbing her arm, right?[5:40:34] Yeah. Social media has been rocket fuel for everyone's career. Like, damn. Well, not mine.[5:40:39] You know, I did it the old fashioned way. Fuck yeah.[5:40:48] And then he kissed me. Donna Donna Donna that two different shows to be a fist bump.[5:40:57] She went to fist bump him and he grabbed her hand with the force of 10 kisses.[5:41:05] Watch this happen as he slides right on it.[5:41:10] The old fashioned way. Fuck yeah.[5:41:14] But old men do that with the fist bump every time they still don't know how many black men have you gone like this, too?[5:41:26] And they keep going one potato, two potato, three potato. By the time you're up the ceiling, everybody falls.[5:41:32] That's insane. But he's touching her, folks. He's touching her.[5:41:39] We're at the part where he starts touching because she didn't object.[5:41:43] And he felt bad human skin. Will he be able to resist or must he go back for more?[5:41:50] This is a lesson to girls. You have about 30 minutes with Bill before the touching starts.[5:41:55] That's 30 minutes and that's 70 drinks.[5:42:00] Fuck yeah.[5:42:05] Oh, no.[5:42:09] He uses the first it's a fist bump, then it's a clench, and then he uses that opportunity to explore.[5:42:19] Who taught you this move? Jeff Leitch.[5:42:22] Wow. We're going to witness this in real time. It's starting, folks. The touching.[5:42:30] Fuck yeah.[5:42:35] That is quite a. All right. You're engaged now.[5:42:39] Oh, but only in a film, only on a show, only in a movie where you see anything like this.[5:42:50] Can you believe it? Let's see it happen again.[5:42:55] It gets worse. That is quite a. All right.[5:43:00] You're engaged now. Oh, yes. Which one is the this one?[5:43:07] Yes, I love this almost like brass knuckles. Yeah.[5:43:12] All right. Are you blind, Bill? Are you filing out the Braille so you could go take a leak?[5:43:17] I don't think so. You don't need to touch it that much. He's touching every finger.[5:43:22] He's feeling this. He's seeing if her stakes medium rare. He's doing it all.[5:43:27] Do you mind if I keep going further up the arm? Wow. You've got some really big shoulders.[5:43:32] Are you weird looking? Oh, you are cool. What are you doing, Bill?[5:43:37] This is touching. Does Joe Rogan know you do this much touching?[5:43:42] This is what Joe Rogan would love to do to Shusan Santo.[5:43:47] I don't know, Joe. I just need a few bucks so I can get back on my feet once you come and do the podcast.[5:43:53] Jamie can sit this one out. Which one is the this one?[5:43:57] Oh, look at the touching. Right. Yes, I love this almost like brass knuckles.[5:44:03] Yeah. Jesus. Chris Rockland. Yeah, I wish.[5:44:08] Unhand her is the first time that phrase has ever really meant anything on Red Bar.[5:44:14] Unhand her. Exactly right. But I also hate her.[5:44:21] Oh, yeah. Dented somebody said, yeah, that's an engagement ring.[5:44:27] Yeah. Got any rings downtown?[5:44:33] Any engagements going down by your pusher, butter, boobs or lips or my hand job that's coming up?[5:44:42] Hopefully that is the coolest thing of this one.[5:44:47] Yeah. Little one.[5:44:52] What happens there when you guys touch tips? Look at this motherfucker touching tips.[5:44:59] Watch this. Here's a tip for you, Bill. Yeah. Oh, that's an engagement ring.[5:45:04] Yeah. That is the coolest thing of this one.[5:45:11] Whoa. That's fucked up. Oh, let me see that ring.[5:45:18] That's not seeing a ring. You ever see in another person's ring by going.[5:45:30] And let's see, I want to see what he does next. Yeah. Yeah.[5:45:34] That's a new meme template for that one where they touch. Yeah.[5:45:38] Yeah. It should be a black man and a white man or a black man and a Chinese man touching.[5:45:42] No, not the arm wrestle. No, I know. But I want two black fingers touching each other.[5:45:47] OK. Yeah, that's still. Yeah.[5:45:50] To help design it. But the pearls.[5:45:53] Did your boy do that so it would match the other ones like.[5:45:56] Oh, he just stroked. Did your boy do that for you?[5:46:00] He just did a five finger stroke. Did you see that? No. Just go back five seconds.[5:46:04] He did one of these. Just watch the top of her hand, what he's doing.[5:46:07] OK, top of her hand, a five finger stroke coming up. This is still.[5:46:11] Yeah, none of them were to help design it.[5:46:14] But the pearls. Did your boy do that so it would match the other ones like.[5:46:19] Oh, OK. I know. I thought. OK, so the zooms going to be out.[5:46:24] OK, let's see. I want to zoom in here so we could get the stroke real nice.[5:46:29] OK, Bill. OK, that's good. Size and stature.[5:46:33] What is this, the Eiffel Tower? I like to think it's an arena.[5:46:38] Wait, did we miss the five finger stroke again? This five finger stroke is hard to catch.[5:46:43] OK, let's see. Do I do that so it would match the other ones? I won't zoom. Size and stature.[5:46:48] He just did the five finger stroke. I don't know if I know what a five finger stroke is.[5:46:52] She puts her hand like this and then before taking his hand away for the final time,[5:46:57] he goes, he's touching and then he goes like this. Oh, a five finger stroke.[5:47:03] OK, let's let's see if I can get to help design it.[5:47:07] Did your boy do that so it would match the other ones?[5:47:11] I can see. Oh, yes. A little five finger stroke, of course.[5:47:15] Wow. You can't do a five finger stroke. I like to do a 10 finger stroke with two people making it 20 impossible fingers to break from.[5:47:26] You know. And you can keep continuing. This section continues to get better.[5:47:30] OK, let's see. Size and stature. What is this, the Eiffel Tower? Grab him.[5:47:37] I like to think it's an arena. You could put drugs in there. Why? What kind of drugs?[5:47:42] GHB. Passimimators, poppers. No, it doesn't open up.[5:47:49] Not that that's the first thing that ever crosses my mind about a ring.[5:47:54] Now, remember, he's clipped this a thousand times and posted it on his own channel.[5:47:58] He finds nothing wrong with this, even though he's posted clip after clip of each one of these moments.[5:48:03] And they're all titled and saying things like Bella Thorne, big fucking pussy woke stupid idiot kid.[5:48:11] He'll put that out himself. And he doesn't think that's mean.[5:48:15] But you could you could really put drugs in there. I'm making a jewelry line right now.[5:48:21] He's still touching her, by the way. I mean, this hasn't ended.[5:48:25] He's still how long do you got it? It's not opening the Hellraiser box.[5:48:30] It's not there's no portal at the end. Imagine if a man was touching you for that.[5:48:36] I mean, really, that's like an extreme an extreme me, too.[5:48:40] I want to show you how long this has been going on. And this is a break in this.[5:48:45] This is that five finger thing. Watch this. We're going to count stature.[5:48:49] What is this? The Eiffel Tower? One, two, three, four, five, five seconds.[5:48:58] It seems short. Five seconds seems short. But trust me, when you're a girl, it keeps all that it takes back for more.[5:49:05] He goes back for more. That's the first thing that ever crosses my mind.[5:49:10] Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, grinder rings.[5:49:18] OK. Eleven seconds. Still seems short because you're saying seconds to me.[5:49:23] Eleven seconds is short. Anything under an hour is short.[5:49:28] All right. Do we continue here? Yeah.[5:49:31] Really? You can like like grind your little.[5:49:34] I have to go through the airport in Utah next.[5:49:36] Oh, I have to go through the airport in Utah next week.[5:49:43] And believe me, that clench is more powerful than, you know, this is a liberal.[5:49:49] This is a man who sits with the Clintons every day, talks about how cool they are.[5:49:55] I don't know if he does that, but this is a lab. I mean, this is everything a lib would hate, I would say.[5:50:01] So after they see my show, this was what it means. Nobody's watching this show.[5:50:06] And everybody who did watch the show just thinks this is totally fine and didn't report on this to anybody.[5:50:13] I mean, imagine if this got into the wrong hands. Imagine if it got into one of the liberal feeds.[5:50:19] They'd go nuts. Really? You can like like grind your little.[5:50:24] I have to go through the airport in Utah next week. Would you be a lamb and come with me?[5:50:29] You're taking her on petty trips to do weird drops across the middle of the country.[5:50:37] That's very strange. Let's see what happens next.[5:50:43] I don't think it's a good place for me to be.[5:50:46] Oh, he's leading in for I think he tried to lift his entire chair and he's sitting into one of those giant.[5:50:53] I mean, those chairs aren't made to move. You set them and forget them.[5:50:56] Those chairs are brought in by the movers and they don't move after the furniture department dropped them off from freight.[5:51:06] He is so excited. He just attempted to lift his giant chair, which could weigh 500 pounds.[5:51:12] It could be a permanent install. He tried to move that closer to her and then realize, oh, yeah, that thing's bolted to the ground.[5:51:21] Watch this and wear the Frankenstein boots. Oh, no.[5:51:27] It's a full body exam, full body exam.[5:51:34] He realized that you could touch the hands, right? Touch the rings. Now he's examining down stairs.[5:51:42] I'm not kidding. Let's watch to the airport in Utah next week.[5:51:47] Would you be a lamb and come with me?[5:51:50] Watch this and wear the Frankenstein boots.[5:51:55] Oh, duh. Why the Frankenstein boots, he says, as he grabs her below the knee area through a boot.[5:52:10] This should be the thumbnail for Club Random.[5:52:14] Look at her. Whatever.[5:52:19] And then she does heroin when she goes home to get over this and all the swirls of her dead dad being annihilated from the fires come back.[5:52:28] I assume anyone who's dead died died in a fire at 9-11.[5:52:32] So he's grabbing her boots now. And remember, we are only 32 minutes in and we've done two ads.[5:52:40] So she's only been there for about 18 minutes tops, tops, and he's grabbing her boot drunk.[5:52:48] Let's see what happens next. I got to tell you, I love these fucking boots. Thank you. Oh, my God.[5:52:54] I love my love. Oh, look at this. Of course, it's back to touch.[5:52:59] And oh, look, this is not Belle Delphine. This is not yours, Ethan.[5:53:05] This is how Ethan Klein treats Belle Delphine, by the way.[5:53:07] So if Ethan, if you think you're going to show this, you've done worse, in my opinion. Thank you.[5:53:11] Oh, my God. I love my love. Oh, look at this. Of course, it's got the name right there.[5:53:17] Oh, I'm sure she loves the camera being stuck right, you know, at crotch level.[5:53:22] Did she know there was going to be a crotch cam for this?[5:53:26] You know, boy, designers, what a fucking scam they have.[5:53:30] Like the way they can like put their shit.[5:53:33] I mean, you're seeing yourself, right? Boy, designers, what a fucking scam.[5:53:40] I actually really like these boots. They were probably designed by a friend.[5:53:44] He just knows all the wrong things to say. All right, let's see where he goes next.[5:53:48] Name right on the shit, you know. What's the scam about putting their name on their shit?[5:53:53] Well, I mean, like other products, this chair doesn't say, you know, the chair by Bob.[5:53:58] You know, it was it's very few people get to label.[5:54:02] Would you look at the label? But it's not like prominently displayed.[5:54:06] She's fighting back, folks. She's fighting back, defending her boot like that.[5:54:11] I mean, they put it on clothes. What a boot fucker.[5:54:14] You know, I think Tommy Hilfiger was like the first one to do that.[5:54:17] Or I could I could be wrong about that. I could be completely making this fucking bullshitting.[5:54:22] Sometimes a thought enters your head and you're and you're like, I will call myself on that and say, I think I'm just saying whatever it takes at this point.[5:54:32] OK, what's our next? Keep playing this. OK, check this out. Pulling this out of my ass.[5:54:36] Good. Good for you. I'm glad you're not just speaking.[5:54:39] Right. No, no, no. It also could be true. But yes, I would.[5:54:42] I would not bet more than like one hundred dollars on that. In fact, I would bet no dollars.[5:54:47] Should we bet one hundred dollars? No, not on Tommy Hilfiger.[5:54:51] But I seem to remember. No, you know what? I already I'm wrong.[5:54:56] First, Jordache. Do you remember what Jordache jeans were? No, you're too young.[5:55:02] Like in 1980. Too young. Like Brooke Shields, I think.[5:55:06] Oh, this is bad. He starts bringing up Brooke Shields, who also had a little rocky time as a kid.[5:55:11] Listen to this sensitivity coming up.[5:55:13] The ad. Yes, it was like they were the biggest jeans.[5:55:17] Jordache and and and Brooke Shields was like, nothing comes between me and my Jordache.[5:55:24] I mean, it gave everybody a giant boner in America.[5:55:28] OK, so Brooke Shields was a child star and it gave it gave everyone a giant boner.[5:55:34] He says she was a child actress.[5:55:37] Shields, who was this basically, you know, she was a child star.[5:55:42] So she could have been like, yeah. And so was Bella Thorne.[5:55:46] OK. Yeah, she was. Yeah, she was. Oh, yeah.[5:55:50] Oh, yes. And that's sort of controversial looking.[5:55:53] Yes. Controversial. Super sexualized her.[5:55:56] People, people, super sexual. Look at this.[5:55:59] Yes, they super sexualized her. And I hated that.[5:56:03] Yes. But don't you understand?[5:56:06] Sort of controversial looking.[5:56:08] Yes, controversial. Super sexualized her as a child.[5:56:12] Oh, you know about it. You know about it.[5:56:15] Oh, yeah. I've seen also Blue Lagoon and like I've seen a lot of her younger movies as well as,[5:56:22] you know, some coverage behind it growing up.[5:56:24] And, you know, I can only imagine that, you know, that there are some hard moments in her life.[5:56:30] Also having to act so young.[5:56:32] Yes. Well, I mean, I don't know.[5:56:35] Interesting times. She seems a pretty happy person.[5:56:39] And, you know, she she went on to do a sitcom.[5:56:42] And, you know, anyone who can do a sitcom, you know, can't be too depressed.[5:56:46] Wow. Look at that. He just puts it all off. Oh, you were molested.[5:56:50] Oh, yeah. Well, you can't be too depressed. You're doing a sitcom.[5:56:54] Watch this. It does get better.[5:56:56] Are you sure? I feel like there's so many comedians on the darker side of things.[5:57:01] I know.[5:57:05] Get over here. The first arm grab of the night.[5:57:13] You know what? A lot of people I know.[5:57:18] Enough.[5:57:20] So this is where things start getting heavy, right? Yeah.[5:57:24] Let's watch and do a sitcom. You know, can't be too depressed.[5:57:28] Are you sure? I feel like there's so many comedians on the darker side of things.[5:57:33] I know.[5:57:39] Double grab. Look at this.[5:57:41] If you're going skydiving, I wouldn't recommend you hold on to someone this hard.[5:57:46] I mean, really, have you ever seen? He's coming from the grave.[5:57:52] This is like, yeah, this is a come from the grave due to zombie.[5:57:57] And look at her. Please look at that grip, dude.[5:58:02] It's pushing. It's almost met. It's almost going to his fingers are about to meet.[5:58:09] That is a grip. I mean, it's creating red around there.[5:58:15] And Mark, when he releases, this is a grip.[5:58:20] He's burning. And remember, the content is that she's complaining that[5:58:25] women like her are overly sexualized by men in Hollywood.[5:58:32] Oh, nonsense. How is this not on like the front page?[5:58:37] If he could use his two feet, they'd be up in the air gripping onto something.[5:58:42] I mean, how is this not on every newspaper in the country?[5:58:48] I know.[5:58:52] And you could see his arm. You could see his arm muscle. Watch. Look at his arm.[5:58:57] When he grabs. Oh, it makes a tight muscle showing you how hard he's compressed.[5:59:05] You know, I haven't even seen my arm do that when I'm using my guitar.[5:59:09] Exerciser doesn't even get that. And I'm pushing, you know, it's got to be at least one pound worth.[5:59:17] I'm going to lift you up.[5:59:22] Let me lift you up.[5:59:25] Believe me, I'm if anyone would know about still holding her dark side.[5:59:30] I've been working with them for 40 years. I spent my whole life with them.[5:59:34] OK, so there are all kinds of comedians, by the way. You should know.[5:59:39] Yeah. Oh, yeah. Some of them are brilliant.[5:59:42] He can't wait to get into one of those grabs and one of those squeezes.[5:59:46] Should we keep playing here? Sure. Yeah.[5:59:50] Yeah. OK. Are really not. But most of them are pretty smart.[5:59:55] Some of them are scummy. A lot of them are great. They're just like just a cross-section of life.[6:00:01] They're just funny. There's just a million different ways to be funny, you know.[6:00:05] But yes, like I can probably skip to 40, 30, 40, 30.[6:00:11] Wow. And we're only halfway through his episode.[6:00:15] Unbelievable. 40, 30. What's going to happen here? You'll see.[6:00:20] All right. He was pregnant with a big one about to pop. And they were like, oh, when's the baby due?[6:00:26] And she was like, oh, October. And they're like, oh, that's great. That's right around.[6:00:29] You know, when we're going to be shooting like our spring and summer shit, like we would love to book it.[6:00:35] And she was like, you don't know if it's a boy or a girl yet. And they're like, it doesn't really matter.[6:00:40] You know, different color, hot blue, pink. It's like you can't really tell at that age.[6:00:45] And you're like, so she was she's talking about when she was like six months old, she was forced into modeling by her parents.[6:00:51] Right. Jules. Yes. Yeah. So like at six months old, she was forced into modeling.[6:00:56] So again, telling Bill, hey, I'm living a life of tragedy here.[6:01:01] Wow. My mom said she had her first job before she was even born.[6:01:06] It doesn't even matter because everybody is switching their sexes.[6:01:11] OK, here he goes. This is just she is like the biggest advocate for gay and trans rights.[6:01:17] Right. This is like Mrs. LGBTI. Watch this.[6:01:23] It doesn't even matter because everybody is switching their sexes constantly.[6:01:29] I'm not kidding. I mean, I'm kidding. This is the last place she wants to travel to now.[6:01:36] Everybody's just constantly switching who they are trivially. She don't want to hear that.[6:01:43] But people do switch sexes a lot more than they used to. You know, there's a lot of trans.[6:01:48] You know, I always see that in the paper about somebody who has switched their sex.[6:01:53] Oh, that's what makes you. Is that what blows your dress up?[6:01:56] Bad bitches all the way. Is that what blows your dress up?[6:02:00] She is like, you know what, I just got to fucking roll with this now. Bad bitches.[6:02:05] This guy's a fucking boomer. Just fucking get it done. Right.[6:02:09] You know. Is that what blows your dress up? Bad bitches all the way.[6:02:14] Yes. Bad bitches. Bad bitches. Bad bitches. Bad bitches. Be who you are.[6:02:21] Yes. Claps. Right. This is what it looks like when Bill Maher's on a date with those young girls.[6:02:27] I mean, this is exactly what his dates go like, right?[6:02:30] He dresses cool, shows up, tells him why they're wrong about everything, and then forces their head down Joe Pashik style like in the car.[6:02:40] So why don't you shut up now? Yes. Yeah. New rule. Shut up. This is what's happening.[6:02:47] Should we keep playing here? Yeah. Great.[6:02:50] Makes me happy. I mean, I think there's some money to be made in some sort of exchange with everyone switching.[6:02:59] We're like, you know, if you need a penis, take a penis. If you have a penis, give a penis.[6:03:03] You know, like if people are becoming like men to women, they're going to cut off their penis.[6:03:09] And then there are women transitioning who are going to need a penis.[6:03:13] I feel like there was some. Yeah.[6:03:16] She is not really vibing with this hilarious bit that her people would crucify her for if they knew she was anywhere near.[6:03:26] So she and really it's like you'd think he'd put two and two together by now.[6:03:32] You know, that's kind of the point we're making. Exchange. Maybe Bitcoin. She's in hell.[6:03:38] You couldn't. You know. No, I just don't like joking about.[6:03:45] Oh, I know that you like to. But I just see this is where the anxiety.[6:03:52] Oh, for fuck's sake. Oh, no. See, this is why you're in a fucking therapy.[6:03:57] You fucking idiot. This is where your anxiety. That's what he really said. Oh, Bella.[6:04:03] Oh, no, not. And you didn't know you couldn't tell you couldn't tell that she was going to be like that.[6:04:12] But I just see this is where the anxiety. Oh, for fuck's sake.[6:04:17] That is where you're sorry. You don't have to be sorry. I'm not sorry either.[6:04:23] And that is where your anxiety comes from. There is nothing wrong with joking.[6:04:27] Nothing wrong about that. It's not everybody is that sensitive.[6:04:31] Not everybody needs to be that sensitive. Even the people who are doing that, I don't think would need to be offended by that.[6:04:37] Everybody is slumping down. She's in complete hell right now.[6:04:41] You know, she can't believe somebody is actually saying this to her.[6:04:45] Really offended. You kids, you wake up offended. You should you should get off.[6:04:50] Now he's ready. Now you kids, you wake up offended. You kids. I should have known.[6:04:55] You should be offended. You kids, you wake up offended. You should you should get off Twitter, get off social media.[6:05:03] And maybe you wouldn't like have this anxiety.[6:05:07] That's like because I don't know if you're really offended or you're just worried that you're going to look offended.[6:05:13] No, I'm 100 percent offended.[6:05:16] Wow, there it is. No. Do you know who you're talking to?[6:05:22] I'm 100 percent offended, she says. Couldn't be any clearer to look offended.[6:05:29] No, I'm 100 percent offended. Like when when I think about, you know, someone's trauma and someone the videos that I have seen that are so she starts crying.[6:05:42] Oh, my God. She's crying now. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. That's La Bamba.[6:05:48] What's cry baby? She's going to start crying now.[6:05:54] Will this finally let Bill know that maybe the sex talk and all the your crap talk needs to end?[6:06:02] Let's find out. I have seen that are so like so fucking bad and what people have to worry about.[6:06:11] She's making her fully cry now on his show. Will he finally even notice that she's crying now?[6:06:18] Will she will he finally snap out of it and do the right thing like any human being would do and go?[6:06:24] Yikes. At least get the hell out of here already. Walking on the street, just being themselves like that's fucking anxiety.[6:06:33] That's why I don't like to like joke about it. Look at him.[6:06:36] He could care less and on a public platform is so bad because you're like kind of low key spreading like this, like, oh, ha ha ha ha.[6:06:45] And it's like it's not funny when you're like, oh, she's never when she starts crying.[6:06:52] Usually everybody folds, right? Her therapist, her dad, her friends. Oh, Bella, Bella, Bella, not her dad.[6:06:58] Sure. Is he folded or is he burned? He's burned.[6:07:06] Yeah. So but not Bill. Bill goes like this, like, oh, ha ha ha ha.[6:07:13] And it's like it's not fun. This again.[6:07:20] That's unbelievable. When you're like faces being beaten in the floor and you know what, you know, you can connect.[6:07:28] When your face is being beaten in the floor and you just go, oh, please.[6:07:32] You know what, you people, you all you know what? You all need a chill pill.[6:07:38] Whiny little bit. Yeah. A floor. And you know what?[6:07:42] You can connect. You can connect any bad thing with any other bad thing.[6:07:46] Of course, there are a lot of bad things. Mel Brooks did a movie called The Producers and he had a song in it called Springtime for Hitler.[6:07:55] If I really tried, I could probably connect Hitler with something sad.[6:08:00] But we don't because that's not how we live. That's not how we can live, because everything can be connected.[6:08:09] I can see Josh Denny's tweet right now. The fact that Bill Murray even has to deal with this right now is the real problem.[6:08:19] Where do we go from here? Do we keep playing? Let me see where we go from here.[6:08:23] I'm just trying to decide if these ones are worth it or not, because I didn't go over them this morning.[6:08:28] Isn't this crazy that he brings up Mel Brooks if that's his conversation.[6:08:31] Oh, conversation ender, Mel Brooks. I'm sure she could relate to that one.[6:08:35] You could go to 5208.[6:08:38] 5208. Uh oh, getting late. 5208. My old age.[6:08:44] I can't remember what happens here, but I wrote it down.[6:08:46] Okay, let's see what happens.[6:08:48] You know, musicians get away with singing those songs like Wellie Nelson and Julio Iglesias.[6:08:54] Do you remember this song? You're probably too young, but to all the girls I've loved before.[6:09:00] You do know that song? Who came in and out my door.[6:09:04] And it's like you're getting away with something only musicians can get away with.[6:09:08] You know, we're just basically saying, you know, look, you came in and out my door.[6:09:14] But the player culture is very trigger warning. Interesting.[6:09:18] It's definitely for men is like so celebrated like the player culture.[6:09:26] Yes, player. Let me write that down. Player. You're talking about like a VCR player.[6:09:32] No, player culture. Yes. Like when you were playing your tapes through the sound speaker.[6:09:39] Movies and TV. The difference with movies where you don't get that side with music unless you really get to know the artist[6:09:45] is that when you have the player culture in movies, it's like, oh, the bad boy, the choco.[6:09:50] He's bad. He seems girls. Oh, but we still like him and we want him to win.[6:09:53] And maybe he'll change. He might change. Girls, hold on.[6:09:57] Every girl is like, OK, so isn't this partly the fault of women?[6:10:01] He walked two fingers.[6:10:04] I actually, Bill Morrow is making me so third.[6:10:07] Should we have one final drink with Bill here before he decides to throw his life away?[6:10:12] Bill, let's have one with Bill. He's been through some tough shit with this Bella Thorne, right?[6:10:18] He has. Have one with me. He doesn't give up, does he?[6:10:24] And this one is for you, Bill. I do need the chaser for this, unfortunately.[6:10:29] Let's get on Bill's level for these last couple of notes.[6:10:33] I can't wait to see what the reaction to this is. Will people ever be able to?[6:10:37] When he put this out, I go, how are people going to look at Bill the same?[6:10:41] I mean, this is pretty extreme. This is a pretty inside look.[6:10:45] This guy's on HBO. I mean, we've never seen an inside look into this guy's life like this.[6:10:50] You always imagine him as the type of guy who's hanging out and being skeezy with younger girls.[6:10:56] But you always kind of imagined him as like a cool. Am I the only one?[6:11:01] I didn't realize he was going to be like this. I thought he was more with it, more together than this.[6:11:07] I didn't know how bad it got when he got those new transitions lenses.[6:11:11] All right. Cheers, everybody, to it all new week.[6:11:15] Thank you so much. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. My neck cracked.[6:11:20] Did you hear that? Mm hmm. Did it feel good? Mm hmm.[6:11:25] Spicy. And then all the booze hit my tongue, you know, instead of the back of my throat.[6:11:30] All right. Our last couple bill notes. Now I feel groovy.[6:11:34] Now I'm ready to get grabbed, physically hurt. Let's see what he does.[6:11:40] Both of women who like the bad boy and enable him.[6:11:45] You just were imitating a woman. I don't know how the culture of like the idea of this is we like love a bad boy.[6:11:56] Like, I don't know if it happened in society, in movies, if it just happened everywhere.[6:12:01] And then that just became a thing. Oh, great. Bill put on his bad boy outfit.[6:12:05] Now you're going to say that's only in movies. He's humiliated.[6:12:11] What's worse than being gaslit, being embarrassed, and you will pay for my embarrassment.[6:12:18] So he's wearing the bad boy outfit, the rocker outfit that we've never seen him wear.[6:12:24] I mean, this must have been a big ordeal for him to put this outfit together.[6:12:28] Now she's saying she don't like bad boys. Happened in society, in movies, if it just happened everywhere.[6:12:33] And then that just became a thing. What happened with women? I don't know.[6:12:36] But I feel like every girl that dates a bad boy is like, why am I dating this bad boy?[6:12:40] But they do it. I knew he was a bad boy.[6:12:42] And now it's just like, oh, but maybe he's just bad boy on the exterior and he might be a cushy little teddy bear.[6:12:48] And then you're like, no. OK. Right.[6:12:51] He's just a he's just a bad boy. But when I met Ben, my fiance, he definitely had bad boy exterior written all over him.[6:12:59] And, you know, he's not a bad boy. He's actually a really great boy.[6:13:03] I was like, oh, this is kind of boring.[6:13:06] Are the times that girls are like, oh, maybe he will actually be better than what, you know, he's kind of just showing me right now or what I can get from this.[6:13:14] And and yeah, with with Ben, it actually kind of like they want to keep playing.[6:13:19] I just want this. You could probably skip to the end. I can't remember what this one was about.[6:13:23] So what's your next code here? This is their goodbye.[6:13:27] You can go to 112 to see how 112 peaches and cream.[6:13:32] You need it because you know that I'm a fiend. 112.[6:13:36] OK, here we go. And this is our last code.[6:13:39] Sure is. This is Bill saying goodbye.[6:13:42] Let's see what happens to find. Exactly.[6:13:45] Well, in my case, hire a researcher. But most people can't do that.[6:13:51] I feel like that is a great use of my money.[6:13:54] My age. Hire someone who just researches health.[6:13:59] Fuck. Yeah. I want pennies on the dollar for keeping my ass alive.[6:14:03] One hundred percent. I'm into that.[6:14:06] You don't need it. You're young. You're fine.[6:14:09] Oh, my God. You should start young.[6:14:12] Stop. Do it. Get it in here.[6:14:16] You have a wonderful, charmed life. Your career is on the uphill.[6:14:20] He's grabbing the couch.[6:14:22] These are the good old days, darling.[6:14:24] I hope you're not mad at me.[6:14:26] Oh, he's reaching. I hope you're not mad at me.[6:14:28] Now come give me a big hug and kiss.[6:14:34] Let's see what happens. And she couldn't.[6:14:36] You know, her body language couldn't say no any more than this shirt.[6:14:39] What her shirt says.[6:14:41] Nope. Oh, my God. Her shirt says no.[6:14:45] No longer. Not anymore, man.[6:14:49] But his reach says.[6:14:52] Nope, I'm not stopping. Let's see what happens.[6:14:55] Additive, but you know, that's what makes it honest, right?[6:14:59] Oh, my God. He's literally going like this.[6:15:01] And it was great seeing you.[6:15:03] And if I do it slow enough, I'll eventually be there without lunging.[6:15:09] Yes. Oh, my God. I wonder how long my arms can go.[6:15:13] What if they kept going?[6:15:16] So he's fantastic fornicating her all over the place.[6:15:20] Let's see if he finally gets to those sweet nakas.[6:15:24] Honest. Is that OK? Evolution. Gross.[6:15:27] We're always learning every day.[6:15:29] I know you a little bit, but I'm glad I got you.[6:15:31] Oh, no. Oh, no.[6:15:33] Can I? Can you feel the same way?[6:15:35] Glad you got to know me a little bit.[6:15:37] Yes. Yes, I definitely feel this.[6:15:40] Oh, what is he doing?[6:15:44] My stomach just dropped.[6:15:46] Do you feel like you got to know me a little bit better?[6:15:49] Do you feel? Yes. Yes, I did.[6:15:52] Do you feel it, though? Do you really feel it?[6:15:56] Bella.[6:15:59] Bella.[6:16:00] We have to see this again.[6:16:03] In real time.[6:16:06] I feel like I know you a little bit, but I'm glad I got you.[6:16:09] Are you shaking? Can I?[6:16:11] Are we shaking? Are we shaking?[6:16:13] What are you doing with these?[6:16:14] That means no hugs.[6:16:15] Yes.[6:16:16] Do you feel the same way?[6:16:17] Glad you got to know me a little bit.[6:16:19] Yes. Yes, I definitely feel the same way.[6:16:22] OK.[6:16:23] You know, you only fight with your friends.[6:16:25] Club.[6:16:26] Club random.[6:16:29] How about that?[6:16:31] Club random.[6:16:33] Thank you. I thought so.[6:16:34] Thank you for having me.[6:16:35] Thank you.[6:16:36] Holy hell.[6:16:37] I'm here for it.[6:16:38] We're going to have a party here with all the other guests we've had.[6:16:41] It's going to be awesome.[6:16:42] Oh, you wish.[6:16:43] Oh, fuck yeah.[6:16:44] Yeah.[6:16:45] Wow.[6:16:46] Holy fuck, huh?[6:16:47] Was that not something?[6:16:49] Give it up for Bill Maher.[6:16:51] Bye bye, Bill.[6:16:53] We hope we didn't get you into trouble.[6:16:56] All right.[6:16:57] That's it for us today.[6:16:59] I'm violently sick.[6:17:01] But you know what?[6:17:02] I'm so happy we pulled through.[6:17:03] How long did we get to go today?[6:17:05] Only three hours and 20 minutes.[6:17:07] No, come on.[6:17:08] That cannot be possible.[6:17:09] Six seventeen.[6:17:10] You were joking just now?[6:17:11] Yeah.[6:17:12] I literally fell for that.[6:17:13] Yes.[6:17:14] Six hours and 17 minutes.[6:17:16] We're working back up to that eight.[6:17:18] That's pretty fucking good, dude.[6:17:20] Six hours after being in bed for a whole year.[6:17:22] Today was the best day of my life.[6:17:24] How great.[6:17:25] Okay, we're out of here.[6:17:26] Please join the Scars Club, redbarradio.net slash Scars Club.[6:17:30] And what else was I going to say?[6:17:34] Yeah, join the Scars Club.[6:17:36] That's it.[6:17:37] And thank you so much for being here.[6:17:38] Love you guys.[6:17:39] I'll do a quick performance.[6:17:41] Of course.[6:17:42] I'll try one.[6:17:43] I mean, I can't promise anyone anything,[6:17:45] but we'll do a quick performance.[6:17:48] I'm just looking for my reverb.[6:17:51] Here we go.[6:17:52] Look at this.[6:17:53] Watch this now.[6:17:54] Dust, dust, dust, dust, dust.[6:17:55] I got reverb now.[6:17:57] Okay, now we go back to the fader banks.[6:18:01] And there we are.[6:18:03] And we crank this up.[6:18:05] And thank you everybody for such a wonderful show.[6:18:07] Bye.[6:18:08] We'll see you next time, okay?[6:18:12] Here we go.[6:18:28] This song's for you guys.[6:18:29] All your expectations of my love are impossible.[6:18:44] I'll get it.[6:18:45] This part's hard.[6:18:46] Surely you know[6:18:50] That I'm not easy to hold.[6:18:59] It's so sad.[6:19:02] How impossible.[6:19:05] I'll get this.[6:19:06] Of learning to grow.[6:19:10] I am.[6:19:12] My heart speaks in puzzling code.[6:19:17] I've been tried my whole life to solve.[6:19:25] God only knows I've cried.[6:19:30] I can't take another defeat.[6:19:36] A next time will be the ending of me.[6:19:43] Now that I see me.[6:19:49] The love is a game for fools.[6:19:57] To play and I ain't fooling.[6:20:05] What a cruel thing to self inflict that pain.[6:20:13] Love, it's a game for fools.[6:20:21] To play and I ain't fooling again.[6:20:29] What a cruel thing to self inflict that pain.[6:20:38] How unbelievable.[6:20:41] How unbelievable.[6:20:44] How unbelievable.[6:20:46] Of me fall for those lies that I tell.[6:20:52] Dreams I tell.[6:20:54] Dreams that I sell.[6:20:57] Dreams I tell.[6:20:59] When heartache, it's inevitable.[6:21:07] And I'm no good at doing well.[6:21:10] Not that I care.[6:21:16] Now could anything about it be fair.[6:21:21] When love is a game for fools.[6:21:29] To play and I ain't fooling.[6:21:38] To self inflict that pain.[6:21:43] Love is a game for fools.[6:21:52] To play and I ain't fooling again.[6:21:57] What a cruel thing to self inflict that pain.[6:22:04] No amount of loving.[6:22:09] Can't keep me satisfied.[6:22:15] I can't keep up.[6:22:19] When I keep changing my mind.[6:22:25] Those feelings flood me.[6:22:29] Do the high chun dum come from eyes.[6:22:38] Love is a game for fools.[6:22:45] To play and I ain't fooling.[6:22:51] What a cruel thing to self inflict.[6:22:56] Yeah, yeah, that pain.[6:23:01] Thank you guys so much.[6:23:03] We love you.[6:23:04] Thanks for listening.[6:23:05] We'll see you next time.[6:23:06] Good night everybody.[6:23:08] Bye.[6:23:09] Cruel thing.[6:23:11] What a cruel thing.[6:23:14] To self inflict that pain.[6:23:18] What with credits.[6:23:19] Love.[6:23:21] It's a game.[6:23:23] Bye everybody.[6:23:24] Goodbye.[6:23:26] Have a great night.[6:23:47] Good night.[6:23:48] Bye.[6:23:49] Yes.[6:23:54] Keep it rolling.[6:24:14] Everybody.[6:24:18] I'm so tired.[6:24:20] Good night.[6:24:21] No clipping.[6:24:24] Another hit show, Jules.[6:24:54] Good night.[6:24:55] Bye.[6:24:56] Bye.[6:24:57] Bye.[6:24:58] Bye.[6:24:59] Bye.[6:25:00] Bye.[6:25:01] Bye.[6:25:02] Bye.[6:25:03] Bye.[6:25:04] Bye.[6:25:05] Bye.[6:25:06] Bye.[6:25:07] Bye.[6:25:08] Bye.[6:25:09] Bye.[6:25:10] Bye.[6:25:11] Bye.[6:25:12] Bye.[6:25:13] Bye.[6:25:14] Bye.[6:25:15] Bye.[6:25:16] Bye.[6:25:17] Bye.[6:25:18] Bye.[6:25:19] Bye.[6:25:20] Bye.[6:25:21] Bye.[6:25:22] Bye.[6:25:23] Bye.[6:25:24] Bye.[6:25:25] Bye.[6:25:26] Bye.[6:25:27] Bye.[6:25:28] Bye.[6:25:29] Bye.[6:25:30] Bye.[6:25:31] Bye.[6:25:32] Bye.[6:25:33] Bye.[6:25:34] Bye.[6:25:35] Bye.[6:25:36] 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