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[0:00:00]   And now you're under my control.[0:00:30]   Look at all these cool libertarians that came out here today to support my run for[0:00:48]   candidacy. Give yourselves a round. Dave Smith. Did you see that? Dave Smith.[0:00:54]   Hi guys. Welcome back to the Skyr's Club. Do a beautiful red bar episode. It's so nice to see[0:01:01]   you here today. We're going to make fun of people here today. We're going to diss people. Your skin[0:01:06]   looks nice. Well, I saw a picture of Gino last week, Gino Discante, and he's got those skin[0:01:14]   tags under his eyes. Those giant in his eye bags are like really crusted. I go, this could be my[0:01:20]   future. Everything okay there? My headphones are a little quiet. A little quiet today. I think[0:01:25]   everything's a little quiet today. Might be better there. I think everything might be fine at home.[0:01:32]   Let's pray. Okay. So yeah, so Gino's eyes, he said, I got to start using some eye cream and[0:01:38]   we're going to extend out to everybody listening today is going to get a nice $118 bottle of eye[0:01:45]   cream so that we can prevent this situation. Okay. I'm not responsible for any of the claims,[0:01:52]   of course, that these companies make. We've got a great, excellent show for everyone here today.[0:01:58]   A show Vin, some people call it. I believe it is the anniversary of George Floyd. George Floyd.[0:02:07]   Did we ever play that clip of his brother in court? George Floyd was the most remarkable cook.[0:02:14]   Oh, he's the most remarkable cook. He make the best at assignment. You got to hear what he says.[0:02:21]   Uh, here he is. It's nice to see everybody. I hope you're all scars club members here today.[0:02:26]   If not, you're stealing, you're pirating and you saw what happened with Triller and H3,[0:02:31]   Ethan Klein. We'll be doing that to people. We're going to actually go out and start[0:02:36]   suing people. $50 million bucks. Uh, let's see this here. Here we go. It's to honor George[0:02:44]   Floyd here today. Before we start drinking, of course, let's speak with his brother because[0:02:48]   it's like the year anniversary, right? Uh, George Floyd. It's special. Is it true that there's a[0:02:53]   mighty, mighty Boston's song about George Floyd? That's what I've heard, but I haven't heard the[0:02:57]   song to knock on neck, but I knew I can't boo. Is it like that? I will have to check it. I heard,[0:03:09]   I really heard there's this Boston song. Listen, I'm not trying to be a goof,[0:03:12]   but, uh, all right, let's hear from George Floyd's brother. Looking like a Kiva connection[0:03:19]   here today. Looking like one of my Kiva, uh, five milligrams here today. I'm going to take[0:03:24]   a little bit here today to feel better. Your is up. You know what? I don't lower the brightness on[0:03:29]   my monitor here today where I don't want to screw this up. Let me just, uh, give me about seven or[0:03:34]   eight minutes here to figure out these, uh, very, uh, what are they called? Barbaric controls by[0:03:40]   Samsung company has never done anything for me. All right. I think we're back already here.[0:03:46]   Ooh, doesn't that look nicer now? Look at that. Screwed up the whole intro though,[0:03:51]   with the glare, they might've been able to even see some of my crudes. I got a collection of crudes[0:03:57]   now. Yeah. You know about this? I've been posting crudes all over the internet. Not ludes, not[0:04:04]   nudes, crudes. You should see these. Ooh, embarrassing. If they ever got out, you know,[0:04:13]   I am posting them, but if they ever got out, all right, let's talk to George Floyd's brother who[0:04:18]   has been honored. You could see they put a medal of redemption on him, or that could be an ID badge.[0:04:25]   It's got a lot of cool jewelry. He's got this cool leather necklace here. I imagine that's[0:04:30]   like a shark's tooth necklace that he's got here. You know, big, cool. I got this from being a[0:04:37]   kahuna of sorts. You know, I love it. He's got spy glasses on. He's got the medal of honor there[0:04:42]   on his, uh, lapel. Beautiful tie. Uh, let's see what he has to say about George Floyd on this,[0:04:49]   the day of George Floyd's remembrance. Thank you. Thinking about that. And he reset the game and[0:04:55]   would say, come on, let's play again. And I'll be like, nah, I gotta go do our chores now. Let me[0:05:00]   do my chores. But George also, he used to make the best banana mayonnaise sandwiches and he used to[0:05:08]   make. Excuse me? Wait, what? He used to make the best banana and mayonnaise, you know, every time[0:05:14]   whenever a black person, listen, whenever a black person starts talking about bananas or God forbid[0:05:21]   watermelon, or you go, this can't be, I mean, this, come on guys. It's like when Kumiya says[0:05:27]   the word bite, what are you doing? You know, you got to stay away from that word, even if you like[0:05:33]   it. So he's Sydney. I couldn't believe my ears. Cause I was in the courtroom here. You hear a gasp[0:05:39]   in the back. That was me. I fainted again. And, uh, but yeah, banana and mayo sandwiches used to[0:05:45]   make the best banana mayonnaise sandwiches and syrup sandwiches. I've heard that from Kendrick[0:05:53]   Lamar. He was not a good cook. He used to, uh, they used to say he made the best barbecue even[0:05:58]   during the winter. What he would do is he would rip off the screen from the bathroom window and[0:06:02]   throw it over the tub and he'd throw a bunch of charcoal in there. And then the kids would be in[0:06:06]   the bathroom. He'd lock the door and they'd barbecue with no ventilation and they got all[0:06:12]   messed up. It was, uh, before they even got to eat, they were on a real serious trip from the,[0:06:17]   from the coal. Let's see if he says anything else here. The mayonnaise sandwiches and he used to[0:06:22]   make syrup sandwiches because George couldn't cook. He couldn't boil water. He couldn't boil[0:06:28]   water. They said he couldn't cook. Someone in the chat says, damn, he uglier than George. What are[0:06:35]   you talking about? Both of them are pretty good looking. I would say both of them are up there as[0:06:39]   far as good looking guys. Very handsome guys. I always considered George Floyd to be very[0:06:44]   handsome. Um, I asked Jules the other day, I go, what happened to the Chinese cop? Did, uh, let,[0:06:50]   uh, everybody kill George Floyd? And she goes, he got off and she goes, haven't you heard? I think[0:06:55]   they haven't been charged yet. She goes, haven't you heard these memes where they go charge the[0:07:00]   other four, charge the other four or something like that. Yeah. And I go, what if that's what[0:07:04]   all these Asian hate crimes are retaliation until they lock up that Asian cop? Maybe you don't even[0:07:10]   know. Have you even looked into that? It's just retaliation for George Floyd's demise. Sounds[0:07:14]   completely fair. Let's see what he says next. So, and also if you, if you all were there in the[0:07:20]   house, you'll see George had lines on the wall because he will always measure with his height,[0:07:28]   trying to see how tall he is because he wanted to be taller all the time. Wow. So very similar to[0:07:34]   Joe Rogan. He's got those lines all over the house, Joe Rogan. That's why he had to move to[0:07:37]   Texas. His house looked like, uh, no work, no play keeps Jack asleep. But you know, like where they[0:07:44]   carve all over the walls, people thought he was going insane because he had measuring marks all[0:07:49]   over his walls. Joe Rogan, it looked like the joker's house, you know, if you want to look like[0:07:53]   one of those nice wood wainscottings that come up half of the wall because they never reached the[0:07:59]   ceiling. People were like, yeah, you putting in wainscoting there? Cause there's all the marks[0:08:03]   only go up to rail height. That's why he had to move. Well, that's insane. What did he just say[0:08:09]   about George Floyd? George Floyd had what all over the house? He wanted to be the tallest. Oh yeah,[0:08:13]   that's crazy. He was the tallest, but that's a good move. Always measure yourself and put that[0:08:18]   out. Positive height, energy into the air. You don't want to end up like Rogan. We'll show you[0:08:23]   what happened to him later in the show today. Uh, he was totally humiliated by Dr. Steve science on[0:08:31]   the podcast the other day because he loves sports. So he always wanted to be the best.[0:08:37]   And I'm going to interrupt you for, for a moment. I appreciate you. Arrest him. He's white. So I,[0:08:46]   in honor of George Floyd today. Yep. You guessed it. I'll be making my first banana. Put some music[0:08:53]   on here. Some nice banana music. I'll be making my first banana and Mayo sandwich here today.[0:08:59]   I'm very excited to do so. Oh, ha. Now Gila, this one's for you, George Floyd. This should be very[0:09:08]   easy to make. Uh, it shouldn't take too long. Okay. Wow. All right. Yeah. Banana Mayo sandwich.[0:09:17]   So I would say start with two pieces of bread. We don't need these two pieces of bread. Just open[0:09:24]   them up. Beautiful song banana. Oh, okay. Banana phone. Okay. And then, uh, some Japanese Mayo.[0:09:32]   I know he could never afford this, of course. And then I think I'm going to do a G for George[0:09:40]   Floyd. And then here I'll do the, uh, zigzag there. Some Mayo, of course. Are you going to[0:09:47]   slice the banana? Yeah. Well, I don't know. I think I'm going to do it the way George did it.[0:09:51]   And, um, so we'll go ahead and I think I'm going to do two bananas worth here today.[0:09:57]   And then all you have to do, this is really simple. You put, uh, one banana there and one[0:10:03]   banana there, and then you top it in there. George Floyd's patented do it yourself banana sandwich.[0:10:13]   Let's take a, come on. You have to it's his anniversary. You have to have one bite.[0:10:20]   This one's for you, George. Sorry, George. Just like, uh, well, you know,[0:10:29]   I don't really like George Floyd. The whole thing's kind of a joke. I don't mind him,[0:10:34]   but I'm definitely not eating. Take one, take the peel off one. Sorry. This is a stunt show.[0:10:38]   You want to tune in to Steve-O's gigantic bus podcast with Steve-O and the jackass and all[0:10:44]   those guys not happening here. We don't degrade ourselves. Sorry, George, with all due respect,[0:10:56]   please take this. Thank you very much. And, uh, hopefully that honored his soul.[0:11:01]   Hopefully he's doing better in hack.[0:11:05]   A very funny bit to open the show. Welcome to red bar. Hi everybody.[0:11:09]   Me want banana. Yes. Putting the T in banana. It is red bar. We've got all the hype,[0:11:20]   all the great stuff. Would you like to have our first drink? Let me hear you. Would you[0:11:24]   like to have our first drink? Let me make some toys. Come on kids. First drink, first drink,[0:11:30]   first drink, first drink, ring, ring, ring. It's George. He's on the phone.[0:11:35]   Yo, you got it. George start digging. All right, let's do our first drink here today on red bar.[0:11:46]   I believe we've got one. This is about Ethan Klein here today. Three cheers for Ethan Klein[0:11:52]   because he's ready. Did you hear this? We'll go over this clip in a little bit,[0:11:56]   but this will get you hyped for it. Ethan Klein is on SSR eyes. He can't get through[0:12:03]   life without taking a pill to make himself feel happier or less scared. He's taking these pills.[0:12:11]   I believe if you're a podcaster, if you're a host, if you're talking in front of the camera[0:12:15]   in any capacity, you should not need a boost from these pills. You should not have something that[0:12:23]   takes away your fear. You shouldn't have fear. If you got all this fear, get off the mic,[0:12:27]   you know? So, uh, Ethan Klein's been on SSR eyes and what happens to people when they're on these[0:12:34]   pills is they get better. They love it. They feel great. And then six months later they go,[0:12:39]   I feel so good. I don't think I need these pills anymore. So what am I going to do?[0:12:44]   I'm done, baby. And then that's where the real fun begins. Okay. That's where their[0:12:49]   body's chemistry starts attacking them from the inside out. They start getting all screwed up.[0:12:54]   So we think Klein has announced, and we'll play you the clip later that he is going to stop[0:13:01]   taking his SSR eyes, tapping skins. We love tapping skins. Our house MC DJ here,[0:13:09]   he whipped together this little thing to celebrate Ethan getting off his pills here today. I thought[0:13:13]   that was very funny. Imagine if you're Ethan Klein, you got to tune in. People are making[0:13:17]   these songs about your personal choices here. Uh, welcome to red bar. Let's have that first[0:13:23]   drink to tapping skins and Ethan Klein. I guess it wasn't private that you do pills or shit. I[0:13:29]   don't know. Yeah. I may have talked about it before. I don't do pills. I don't know. I have[0:13:34]   no idea. Just to clarify, I don't do pills. I eat them. I don't do pills. I eat them. I don't do[0:13:43]   pills. I eat them. I don't do pills. Sure. Do you need them? Okay. I have a bottle.[0:13:55]   Next to my bed. I take it out and I stare at it and I think you do pills or shit. I don't know.[0:14:01]   I got to eat some pills. Maybe you should calm down. You do pills or shit. I don't know. I don't[0:14:08]   do pills. Cheers. One more. I don't do pills. I eat them. I don't do pills. I eat them. I don't[0:14:17]   do pills. I'm gonna eat them. Okay. Get in the hole. That's a treasure. I can't stop. It's weird[0:14:30]   to see what your mind is capable of. I'm so fucking twisted. I know this. I'm putting you[0:14:36]   on it. Time out. Time out. Gotta eat some pills. You're a pill addict. Oh my god. Tapping skin,[0:14:43]   stretch of pay to see some Ethan Klein. It's actually Ila, not HeLa. What were we thinking?[0:14:50]   I want a HeLa. That song rules. What an amazing late night track while you're coming down. Yeah.[0:14:57]   Yeah. That's what that one's for. Yeah. Late night track when you're coming down from MDMA.[0:15:02]   A lot of people on M this week. We're gonna expose them. We're gonna bust them. A lot[0:15:06]   of cancellations to get to. I'm so glad that you're with me here today. It's been a tough[0:15:11]   week for me. I'll admit that. I'm man enough to admit when things are tough. It's been a tough[0:15:16]   week for me. You know, people just getting on me. I'm just really sick of the haters.[0:15:22]   Just getting everything wrong about me and you know. Just kidding. It's not about that.[0:15:27]   Uh physically it's been a rough one for me here today but I bring with me thoughts of positivity[0:15:33]   for myself and then I also bring thoughts of inspiration. I ended up getting the sauna that[0:15:40]   Joe Rogan uses. The infrared sauna that Joe Rogan. He says it helps with inflammation and uh[0:15:48]   you know I always give you know I wouldn't be here today if I uh I wouldn't be able to tell[0:15:53]   you what Joe Rogan does wrong unless I was able to to really know what he does right.[0:15:59]   And for that every product that he's ever advertised and this goes for all the podcasts[0:16:04]   that we watch. I end up buying the products that they're at. I'm an easy sell. This is kind of why[0:16:10]   I hate ads and need ad blocker because when I see an ad I go uh and then I I buy it out of a panicked[0:16:19]   fear and a manipulation. So it's not that I don't like ads. I can't handle it. I'm like a gambling[0:16:25]   addict. You put an ad in front of me. I'm buying the products. I ended up this seven thousand dollar[0:16:29]   personal sauna and uh the EMF rating is all wrong and I'm getting all sorts of radiation in me.[0:16:37]   It's doing the reverse effect. It's causing inflammation and making me gain weight.[0:16:43]   Um so it's been terrible. It's been a really rough week for me and um but I I uh I'm feeling[0:16:50]   a lot better today and we're gonna do a Kiva connection. I'm so glad to see everybody here[0:16:54]   and I'm glad that you've all joined the Scars Club to help with my medical bills. You guys know I have[0:16:59]   a big surgery for my eye coming up. Yeah the doctor told me there's a 50-50 chance that I'll never see[0:17:05]   again. My eye. David is the dumbest idiot I know and uh yeah I have a benefit for my eye coming up.[0:17:14]   I'm gonna need eighty thousand dollars. So join the Scars Club. This could be quick.[0:17:22]   redbarradio.net slash scars or else I might lose my eye and who knows what's next. By next week[0:17:28]   you're gonna be posting sauna pics. Yeah I'm gonna be uh in the red zone. You look exactly[0:17:34]   like him while you're in there. Who's that Joe? Yeah. I know you know what when you get in the[0:17:38]   sauna it really is you start dripping sweat within five minutes. I don't know if that's good or bad.[0:17:42]   Who's cleaning the sweat for Joe Rogan? Is he just letting it soak into the teak?[0:17:47]   Does it soak into the wood and then you go in there and it's he's getting high off his own[0:17:51]   supply. You know people other people go in the sauna with Joe Rogan and you just smell his[0:17:57]   poitus. That's what I was thinking a sauna kind of has to be a one guy operation. It really should[0:18:02]   be if you're going to the gym and using all these shared facilities just so you could use the[0:18:08]   ecliptical machine. And it's not like you can just wipe off the wood it gets in there. If you go to[0:18:14]   a gym there's a 99 chance that you're gay. Yep sorry didn't. Right up your ass right up your[0:18:23]   p-hole with that little bottle rocket. We used to make fun of kids in school for not having a[0:18:30]   dickhole wide enough to fit a bottle rocket up. Of course I remember that. Small dickhole energy[0:18:37]   and what was I saying about this there's a bunch of horse shit welcome to red bar we've got an[0:18:41]   exciting show for everybody here today. You did actually get the sauna though. I did get a sauna[0:18:46]   and what I wanted to tell people is yeah I have been going through a lot of pain here but[0:18:51]   I've changed I swear I started a new diet and I'm not going to tell you what it is but it's a low[0:18:59]   inflammation diet we're going to try that and we've tried the sauna here today because we've[0:19:04]   been hit with some some really exciting opportunity this summer. So much so that I'd[0:19:12]   like to almost nickname this summer red bars and here we go and I wish I had something red bars[0:19:22]   long summer yes. You remember this and we really got to drill this home is this queued up here[0:19:30]   look at this yeah there you'll see. Remember big mike? I'm a long guy yeah you know what I'm saying[0:19:36]   and so yeah and so like when you introduce a longer penis to that setting it can be a it can[0:19:44]   be a there's a lot going on in that area yeah. I'm a long guy well guess what[0:19:53]   your new nickname is faze length yes because he joined the faze house there which we're gonna[0:20:01]   you know enjoy it while it lasts and uh yeah so it's gonna be a long summer um you know it's[0:20:09]   starting to ramp up you know if we thought josh denney was bad we thought anthony kumi was bad[0:20:13]   it turns out this big mike he's kind of fixing himself up to be the worst guy we've got and[0:20:20]   everyone on the internet is catching on everybody on the internet is catching on we're getting[0:20:25]   scoops sent to us left and right so much so and we got such a scoop such so much dirt on big mike[0:20:31]   that uh it inspired us to kind of take things up a level here and uh and do what we've always[0:20:39]   wanted to do which is launch a serious investigation yes and uh this summer[0:20:50]   nicknamed long summer will be the celebration of the end of big mike yes[0:21:02]   i think we could do it folks i think uh with your help we could end big mike and more importantly[0:21:09]   children this is my excuse anybody goes why are you picking on pig mike i'm doing it for the[0:21:14]   children somebody's got to look out for them kids you know that's the lie we could use if you think[0:21:20]   about it there's never been a guy who stands for so exact opposite of what you stand for so it's[0:21:26]   kind of exactly this is my responsibility he is my arch rival meaning complete opposite rival[0:21:34]   he's a rival that's the complete opposite of me and he must go down and uh i don't care how long[0:21:41]   is listen i like when my all my fools have very long penises that's not a selling point that makes[0:21:52]   them freaky okay all right really long you know ethan klein started going against big mike it was[0:22:00]   really horrible to see ethan klein starts covering big mike i go what are you trying to do red bar[0:22:05]   it used to be i used to post a youtube video and because i have a gray hair you'd get a guy going[0:22:10]   what is this what is this h3 why because i have gray hair wow what else could it be and then um[0:22:20]   but now when you watch h3 it's like what is this red bar you're trying to cover big mike but you[0:22:27]   know what it's so funny we watch other people try to cover our fools they can't really do it[0:22:32]   nobody could really do it well ethan is so bad at making fun of people whenever he starts on[0:22:37]   someone he somehow comes out looking worse than them he comes out very bad he goes the guy is all[0:22:42]   right mike and ethan klein this is what ethan starts doing i wish we had clips i think i do[0:22:48]   we might yeah ethan klein starts going you know what mike fuck you yeah so what i have a small[0:22:53]   dick this is small dick energy yep beta small and i go ethan i think this is not the way to win a[0:23:00]   battle is to start saying you're a jewish small dicked nerd you know anyone who says they have a[0:23:07]   small dick must have a micro because you would never say something like that about yourself[0:23:12]   unless something downstairs was terribly wrong we hate people with all types of dicks here[0:23:19]   if they're too big we're too small we're gonna ridicule you till you commit suicide that's what[0:23:26]   i think you know i like to really bully people and make fun of people to me this word bully that's[0:23:31]   not a a bad thing uh to me this word oh he's making fun of people he's harassing people that's[0:23:37]   not uh to me those are not bad things i'm not gonna be bullied out of doing those things so uh[0:23:45]   yeah we like to just dial in on that and ethan klein is very beta guy you know he's very uh jewish[0:23:53]   and he's a real stickler for cash we've got some clips here here you're gonna see this this is[0:23:57]   really pathetic he's going after big mike and he's doing it all wrong you know you'd never see me in[0:24:04]   a situation like this what time code uh they talk about it for ages but you could go to like 57 45[0:24:13]   57 yeah this is gross when guys start you know who did this like kumail nanjiani who by the way[0:24:20]   did you see the trailer for the eternals barely in it i thought the eternals it should be called[0:24:25]   the diversities the eternals you want to go see a diversity higher movie that's the one[0:24:31]   everybody shiny everybody in the e did you know cal penn is like the main leader of that movie[0:24:39]   the eternal yes he is it's like the guy from white castle he's the[0:24:43]   lead center he didn't have to work out game of thrones oh yeah please 57 what i can't see a thing[0:24:51]   uh go to like 57 45 wait till you see all this stuff and ethan klein he's he's so ugly[0:24:57]   five words we gotta stop saying he's so ugly[0:25:02]   they should be called them yeah that eternal so disgusting let's go blow up the marvel headquarters[0:25:09]   with blue energy that way we can't get in trouble since it's their own product let's just put here's[0:25:15]   our marvel movie it's a bunch of queers running around and then they have a blue orb lights that[0:25:23]   shines through everybody and there's been so many marvel movies that now they're like this guy is[0:25:29]   the most powerful in the entire universe and every new movie has the most powerful guy so now it's[0:25:35]   just the earth's most powerful guys shooting blue stuff i call it you know what it's such a[0:25:39]   disgusting network i've i won't pronounce it the way they demand it to be i call it marvel[0:25:46]   like that makes it sound cooler no it doesn't pavel marvel marvel marvel marvel marvel[0:25:56]   fuck them all i'm glad sam lee died all right here's ethan klein looking terrible he looks so[0:26:03]   bad all the time too you know somebody said that i look like ethan klein i had to ask my wife last[0:26:08]   night i go do i look like ethan click no compare your chin to his to prove it absolutely not he's[0:26:16]   a disgusting sloth and uh all they do is sell sell sell market market market scheme scheme scheme[0:26:25]   you selling nfts two weeks ago if you sell an nft you're done with me so here they are let's[0:26:32]   see he's gonna start going he thinks to win against big mike it's cool to like own it that[0:26:38]   you have a small dick it's cool to own that you're a beta cuck these aren't remember thomas[0:26:45]   middleditch tried to do this she's like yes i am a cuck i'm yours in cuckatooed remember jonah ray[0:26:51]   said that to me once i didn't even call i don't call people cocks in jonah ray i was threatening[0:26:58]   him or something online and he goes hey man i don't want any trouble yours in cuckatooed jonah[0:27:04]   ray and i go dude you just put yourself in a position that you didn't even have you think like[0:27:09]   i think you're you're so insecure about being a cock that you're saying yours and cockatooed to[0:27:13]   people like me out of fear that i'm what do you think this is going to correct the situation that[0:27:19]   makes it sound sick i hate the cock guys you know i always will so let's hear this you this is[0:27:29]   really embarrassing stuff here right in the beginning of the show here so embarrassing here[0:27:34]   we go it's called like no we're not for people and i'm sorry did we not raise fifty thousand[0:27:38]   dollars for rain for victims of we did like i'm so sorry and donated ten thousand of our own money[0:27:44]   yeah i was just like i'm so yeah i'm just like so confused because he is so he the problem is[0:27:51]   talking about big mike is that now that you're out of high school and you're a big boy[0:27:58]   and i don't fit in the trash can or locker anymore i'm way too fat good luck picking us up yeah good[0:28:04]   luck fitting my fat ass in a locker is that you don't get to be alpha on me i am uh even though[0:28:10]   i have a tiny jewish cock she's like please stop this isn't look at this this is a perfect can we[0:28:19]   get this printed out and painted for my room even though i have a tiny she's like please stop with[0:28:26]   the tiny jewish cock it doesn't make you sound good they started out this whole segment by going[0:28:31]   these guys are alphas these are alphas oh i hate alphas we're more betas and look at that guy you[0:28:38]   start making fun of someone she's not down with that message look she's like well okay we don't[0:28:44]   all have tiny cocks that's not cool i'm from the porn scene here i'll show you this again look at[0:28:52]   this turn am i even though i have a tiny jewish cock i yeah five times today i think it's so funny[0:28:59]   okay i say oh my my new insult is mike why don't you suck my tiny jewish dick you know what else i[0:29:05]   don't like about mike do you think that's gonna work on phase length are you crazy[0:29:16]   phase length's length hates small dicks he's gonna hate this and look at this pud burger[0:29:23]   selena gomez face he makes at the end watch and so does mike why don't you suck my tiny jewish dick[0:29:29]   you know what else i don't like about mike ah wait i got the best pause watch this[0:29:34]   oh hear that mike that is judiosity judiosity killed the cat look at that man you are fagging[0:29:45]   it up for everybody out there very hard to support you during this uh stint you know and change your[0:29:52]   clothes i know you're trying to sell teddy fresh this has got to be driving people away for god's[0:29:56]   sakes stretching out all these fabrics here all this velour that is a fucking jewishy gay ass face[0:30:04]   i can't be a part of it keemstar i'm on your side for now he's no good i think it's funny[0:30:12]   look the whole staff look at that the whole staff is like stop no good i think that's funny to say[0:30:19]   i have a small dick in response to big mike trashing me because big mike said mike said[0:30:25]   ethan was a loser in high school obviously he got bullied so that's why he's bullying other people[0:30:30]   now exactly yeah uh for those you don't know that's what big mike did he goes do you think[0:30:35]   ethan klein was cool in high school he was a fucking geek and ethan's like so what if i was[0:30:39]   a geek and so what if i have a small dick uh that's a huge problem okay it is you know and i[0:30:50]   hope that if if you at home have these problems get away from us i say oh mike my new and so does[0:30:57]   mike why don't you suck my tiny jewish dick you know what else i don't like about mike he's no[0:31:03]   good i think it's funny mike thinks he looks like you said it's new you've been saying that on the[0:31:07]   show for like four years yeah okay fair enough new on this show okay fair enough go ahead trisha[0:31:12]   no it's fine keep going go off no i'm bored let's go okay that's why wow losers that's not how you[0:31:17]   win against big mike okay and then at another part faze banks says that he's so much smarter[0:31:24]   than ethan he's like i guarantee my iq should we play that part yeah go to let me see yeah that's[0:31:30]   isn't this funny though that ethan and big mike are going at it here in 22 you ever gonna open[0:31:35]   your mouth or do i gotta come down there with a handgun and drill it in your homie's face[0:31:40]   i'll come down you tell no jumper everybody tweet to no jumper right now say mike david[0:31:46]   from red bar said he's gonna bust into your place with a handgun and blast the place up i don't[0:31:52]   think you can say that that's a joke is a joke can you imagine because he had him 22 that's the life[0:31:57]   he leads over there by uh he lives probably right behind melrose or something and someone just did[0:32:03]   or no that was like two years yeah exactly that's what the joke was about this guy says he's uh he's[0:32:09]   gonna i'll be wearing elisa too i'm gonna dress up as you on stilts with elisa they'll think you[0:32:15]   did it some white boy with elisa go to 119.30 i think 119.30 have you ever heard a show say[0:32:22]   something like that you know enough with youtube boxing youtube shooting youtube shooting is next[0:32:29]   i challenge you to a shootout in your home uh an invasion uh let's see what this is keemstar[0:32:37]   and of course faze banks you're and when they ask who you are you can just say nobody[0:32:44]   can you believe i know keemstar i can't pretty crazy yeah when people ask who i am i go i'm a[0:32:50]   nobody and then i beat them all up on the bus yeah for no reason yeah and i look just like brian k[0:32:59]   you see nobodies don't you think did you see how much film grain they put over that to show you[0:33:04]   how serious the film was nobodies starring brian callen dream role brian callen's dream role where[0:33:12]   he plays better call saul and a punch him up where i could beat up every guy at once brian callen and[0:33:19]   better call saul are the same fucking guy they're both terrible all they care about is chicks and[0:33:25]   their beards you can see they're every fucking beard here has been perfectly placed all right[0:33:31]   let's see what happens here with these guys they're gonna get dunked on again to be honest[0:33:35]   it's funny because he refers to me as phase blanks says i'm dumb um age three if you're[0:33:42]   listening to this i'm infinitely smarter than you and um infinitely more successful than you and i[0:33:47]   don't have to make fucking dumb youtube videos with you know cosplaying with trisha paytas[0:33:57]   i'm not gonna lie i would love to see you cosplay with trisha paytas yeah i bet keemstar would like[0:34:02]   to see you in anything wait let's see the comeback in there we love dressing up okay[0:34:08]   it's something that i do that makes me like cope with childhood trauma because this is how these[0:34:13]   people handle they can't see this is why nobody could do what we do here they get caught up in[0:34:18]   defending themselves and getting hurt over that the the the comments that they can't they can't[0:34:26]   deliver their job properly trisha made some comment on the last episode about how they had[0:34:31]   allegations against them or something like that and then big mike got mad about that and then[0:34:36]   they spent their whole next episode explaining that they're sorry that they said that yeah[0:34:40]   they really they just caught up they turn into the pudding that they love so much can we focus[0:34:47]   on the fact that he said he's infinitely smarter than me how do you measure that exactly okay i[0:34:53]   made these jokes on after dark so i know people get mad mad but let me crunch the numbers for[0:34:57]   you phase blanks the only iq number calls him phase blanks as if that's gonna hurt his feelings[0:35:03]   you know these make-believe insults that don't lead to anywhere they don't work you know it's[0:35:09]   like calling somebody gay who's not it's not like what about phase i get it you don't like phase[0:35:14]   banks but so he's shooting blanks it's not really something that would hurt him but his sperm count[0:35:21]   is low that's not based in anything that he's why waste the time since everyone's so into[0:35:27]   busting on big mike right now you should do a patreon master class on how to make fun of him[0:35:34]   oh yeah it could be the roast masters roast class starring me tony c nonsense well let's see us come[0:35:42]   back more different than mine would be zero that's the only infinite difference therefore i am[0:35:48]   infinitely smarter than phase blanks checkmate he has a zero iq right dan i don't know if that[0:35:53]   made any sense zero is infinitely different than whatever my iq it was probably like 80.[0:36:00]   so he starts burying himself in this hole his interns are going that's not funny we don't[0:36:06]   understand cut it out they're saying you know they're starting to they're taking off their[0:36:11]   aprons and putting them on the table and leaving you know they're done 75 his interns are all[0:36:19]   constantly baking and making him pizzas i imagine you know they're like in chef's outfits like babish[0:36:26]   at a table putting flour down and constantly you're going are you guys cooking for like 50[0:36:31]   people here on masterchef nope just ethan he loves pizza with you i'm not part of this i[0:36:37]   didn't call him dumb well now now you're dumb as fuck because of what my eyes zero is infinitely[0:36:42]   different yes zero is zero is infinitely different than you guys noticed ethan's teeth i hope nobody[0:36:49]   ever does this to my teeth but any number right you gotta see ethan has these like fucking[0:36:55]   jack-o-lantern teeth i didn't know this they're bright green look at these fucking teeth wait[0:37:02]   till you see that oh look at that that's like a jack-o-lantern right jewels those aren't good[0:37:11]   teeth so when you say i look like even look at that and look at his lip is that a nice lip shape[0:37:18]   to you or does that look like a dick tracy villain it's a little scary is that a nice mustache to have[0:37:25]   p did he have the same mustache what look at that fucking mustache in that mouth and those teeth[0:37:31]   he's very ugly very ugly okay so there it is he's trying to battle big mike it's not gonna work[0:37:36]   you know big mike kind of won that round well big mike we're here to stop you today it is gonna be a[0:37:42]   long summer he's a length guy i hope that picks up i hope people really get that clip out we gotta[0:37:49]   get that clip that's gotta be a cutaway every time you talk about big mike it should cut away too so[0:37:54]   i am a longer man um from a longer generation from a long long time ago i just love that man phase[0:38:06]   length very fucking great i am honored to be a part of uh seeing that all right we've got a lot[0:38:13]   of little ones i want to catch up on today this is going to be more of a fan future fun hang here[0:38:19]   today with jewels and i hope you're prepared to hang out with us all day like always and uh we've[0:38:25]   got a ton of little ones to catch up on here we do have a super amazing big mike thing that's going[0:38:31]   to kick we do yeah it's a big mike event to kick off long summer and our investigation uh coming[0:38:37]   up this summer which is going to lead it's going to take red bar to new heights and take mike to[0:38:43]   new lows hopefully this could be very exciting this is exactly the ticket the the scoop that[0:38:49]   red bar needed all right um let's look at some of the news items here today i hate this guy you[0:38:56]   saw him when i showed you uh jake paul's boxing match remember they had pete davidson and this guy[0:39:02]   jack harlow be the announcer or the hosts do you remember that jack harlow is this new white[0:39:11]   rapist he's got curls and he does this whole void like gay man he don't like it you can't just do[0:39:22]   that eminema had to like go out of his way to do this like gay whiny high-pitched voice to get into[0:39:27]   rap and it used to be oh white people cannot rap you could not have a ghetto ass and now like when[0:39:33]   white people were like may not send you outside they're like atlanta black sleepy hot they they[0:39:42]   talk like they could he does that you know like mac miller if you actually like i didn't even[0:39:49]   know mac miller was doing this until he died i went back and listened he's like man shot don't[0:39:54]   even know what's going down down here i go that's a little thick man you know like you can't just[0:40:00]   put on like the craziest black accent i can see like bend a word here or there to make it sound[0:40:05]   like rap but to go full black conk and you know why they do this the white rappers go i can't[0:40:13]   fake like a new york black accent i'll be called out but i could kind of go country black and then[0:40:19]   maybe they'll think this is just like country trash slang let's see this jack harlow he repulses[0:40:27]   me but even sicker it turns out here today he just did a collaboration with eminent yep slim shady[0:40:37]   our m&m and you know what's so pathetic about m&m instead of like going after these people which you[0:40:44]   think you do m&m besides machine gun kelly that was like a miss what m&m does with other white[0:40:51]   rappers g eazy dave from fx it's what i call him now i refuse to say his stage name that's just[0:41:00]   like ethan just like ethan lil dickie wow dave lil dickie that's his fucking gang cucked out[0:41:07]   as ethan what ethan did what is with jews in this little dick thing it's fucking embarrassing bro[0:41:13]   makes me want to convert to satanism which is very unpopular right now by the right from the[0:41:22]   right they don't like it satanism the right hates satanism the left hates it too i think[0:41:28]   perfect genre for me to be in but uh yeah i hate that i will not say lil dickie it's not funny[0:41:34]   to admit that you have nothing downtown it's actually disgusting you should be pushed into a[0:41:40]   a pit of fire burned alive just let the people wonder i know sure why do you gotta call it do[0:41:46]   you think like the imagination that way when you hook up with a girl like logan paul does this too[0:41:50]   he's like i have a micro peanut that's probably true then it's fucking sick and you shouldn't be[0:41:57]   around to be you shouldn't be allowed to be around people if you have that problem logan does[0:42:01]   actually have a really small really small remember that story he told from his what happened again[0:42:06]   you remember satanism is gay someone says see he's on the alt right he told a story about his[0:42:13]   school years where these girls when he was a kid asked them to show asked him to show them[0:42:19]   logan paul did and then the girls were like it's so small and laughed at him and he was like it[0:42:24]   was because i was cold or something like that and then he said the whole school please when i'm cold[0:42:28]   it's a huge pop-out card yeah yeah yeah um the whole school made fun of logan paul for having[0:42:34]   a small dick his whole career his whole childhood that comes from so now he goes on and goes i got[0:42:39]   a small one yeah i'm afraid to say it you should be very afraid to say if there's not i don't like[0:42:44]   this world where we're not afraid to say things be afraid or else uh let's check out jack harlow[0:42:52]   and m&m it's just a little preview this oh we don't have the song okay i despise jack harlow[0:42:58]   i got my eyes on him early but i was gonna say we we keep finding m&m do this get your eyes on[0:43:03]   him early yeah remember last time we showed him i was like remember his song and you didn't even[0:43:08]   know it shut the fuck up if joe rogan were here i'd throw him at you um here we'll go to twitter[0:43:17]   something went wrong something went wrong oh you just have to refresh it for some reason i know it[0:43:22]   does this to me let's keep something went wrong oh yeah let me try this something went wrong you're[0:43:27]   damn right something went wrong what the hell install what is all this no no no doing a bunch[0:43:34]   of stuff twitter m&m here it comes all right we'll pause and uh but i was gonna say here's[0:43:42]   my point m&m out of fear is buddying up with the new coming whites we saw him do this with g easy[0:43:50]   he lets all the white rappers off and then collabs with them as if you can't beat them join them[0:43:58]   buddy up with them you don't want to be this old boomer that everybody hates so out of fear[0:44:04]   he's friends with them i want to see m&m going after all these guys they're fucking gay these[0:44:08]   are the people i'm promised me he hated this is why i signed m&m uh you know he was supposed to[0:44:15]   hate these people and jack harlow should be uh on the end of m&m's rifle not on the song with[0:44:22]   him let's hear the teaser here today all right[0:44:27]   yeah i'm a boy i'm a cold-blooded[0:44:34]   now count it by 10 yeah 15 20 25 30 yeah get the money throw it in the furnace yeah[0:44:41]   this shit be funny earn it just to burn it sweat drip i used to rock at the pocket headphones[0:44:45]   around my neck trying to be like shay now the phonics in my pocket seem to keep vibrating i[0:44:50]   got all these ronnie bennett's trying to be my baby wow man i got all my pockets trying to be[0:45:00]   like me shut the fuck up like scared that he's scared yeah i think he's scared of these other[0:45:05]   guys or as mike would call these cats or as mark marron would call it you know mark marron had[0:45:14]   santino on maybe you should tweet to mark marron hey why don't you ask uh santino about the[0:45:19]   cheatings for somebody mark marron just lost his wife to a death remember this hi i'm mark marron[0:45:26]   i finally find the woman in my dream she goes kaput now i'm all alone in the single family[0:45:31]   home with all these cats that's terrible and if you bully mark marron for his wife you know ever[0:45:37]   since pat and oswald's wife died people think if your wife dies it's a funny thing to dunk on them[0:45:41]   about i think that's too far that's because it's your worst fear right it would be crazy if that[0:45:47]   happened to me and you guys made fun of me for my wife i mean really that's i think that's pretty[0:45:54]   crazy but i think that that is gonna happen that i truly believe you're gonna die of some fucking[0:46:00]   christian cancer like breast cancer well she's got cancer or she's a fucking white ass christian[0:46:06]   and then she's gonna get cancer and then i'll be left alone and i'll be at my most evil maybe this[0:46:11]   is what the fans want because i've always seen myself as someone who's gonna die tragically[0:46:15]   young and you said about 42 would have a tragic you'll die at like 42 you'll have like a really[0:46:21]   long neck and you'll have like really short hair and you'll be one of these stupid blonde ass[0:46:25]   cancer fucking stupid ass women like tic nataro and you're not gonna let me you'll be like a bookworm[0:46:31]   reading fucking bookworm nerd with cancer and i'll be sitting here like ugh i'm so humiliated[0:46:38]   if my wife gets cancer this is what i'm gonna say guys my wife has cancer i'm humiliated and ashamed[0:46:45]   to be around her donate to me let's end this so yeah uh but mark maron's wife died and that leads[0:46:54]   me to believe that people like santino who allegedly cheat on their wife while they're[0:46:59]   alive might tug at mark maron's heartstrings so tweet to mark maron and go as a widowed man[0:47:08]   how do you feel that somebody with an able-bodied wife he's going around fucking every fucking girl[0:47:12]   in town imagine that and then mark maron will be like oh i can never fuck up something like this[0:47:20]   and then maybe he'll get mad at santino and expose him it's all we can hope for tweet to mark maron[0:47:27]   it's just what he wants he don't want to be involved in this shit he's healing yeah uh[0:47:34]   shout outs to my right i won't make don't make fun of mark maron for his wife dying she he didn't do[0:47:39]   anything wrong in that situation he was really close to being perfect you know like he had worked[0:47:44]   his whole life to find a woman finally found one they had no marital issues except for her health[0:47:52]   and then boom he wakes up one day her head's gone blood shooting out from her spinal cord exactly[0:48:00]   like i used to always say that we had the perfect relationship and we are soulmates and what could[0:48:05]   possibly go wrong this is too good to be true and then you got your horrible disease so i'm sure the[0:48:10]   second your disease is cured when we're about to be happy then i'll die that's okay i got a list of[0:48:15]   girls that i'm gonna marry after you die who's first amanda cerny yep we've been talking[0:48:25]   we've been talking over a cup of nft[0:48:27]   wow and we decided to get married when you die and then whitney comings whitney c[0:48:38]   yeah you married whitney after i died and uh then i'm gonna have nikki glaser be our sister[0:48:45]   um whoever dies first gets taxidermied very funny guys don't get personal uh she lay aliens yeah[0:48:54]   there you go imagine throwing sheila aliens to the ground jizzing on her behalf[0:49:04]   you thought i was going to say on her on her behalf in another room in a locked door perfectly[0:49:10]   legal messaged me some podcast the other day and she was like oh she's still around oh yeah we're[0:49:15]   pals oh i thought she'd give it up on this show this guy's talking shit about you and then it[0:49:20]   was just this random page that was like a blank white page with a play button with a title like[0:49:25]   mike david suck watch something like that i just remembered that's out there yeah call my guys get[0:49:31]   that wiped off the internet i gotta listen to that's bringing down my net worth hey who am i[0:49:37]   yo officer any chance i could pass this 20 to you i know it's printed george floyd[0:49:44]   what hey who am i fuck you officer george floyd right before the shooting[0:49:57]   all right uh we've got a wonderful show if you don't like any of that wait till you see what[0:50:01]   we got next we got a big big big big big big show here today bananas on tap i had my first banana[0:50:07]   of the desert yesterday we moved out to the desert it's almost been six months can you believe that[0:50:12]   fruit and vegetables are dry desert watermelon part about there's no water in any of the fruit[0:50:18]   because it's so dry here so you cut open a cantaloupe and it's just the lope no canna cut[0:50:24]   open a watermelon it's just yeah mealy the seeds are bugs yeah like we cut open a watermelon and[0:50:33]   instead of seeds each seed was a ladybug which is awful it's cute kind of um the apples are oranges[0:50:41]   the peaches are pears it's a wild ride here in the desert but uh i had my first banana for the[0:50:46]   first time in six months it was awful i don't know what these black people are on about so uh we've[0:50:52]   got a great episode here today racist sexist song i'd like to play this because this song[0:50:59]   is dedicated to me and i'll take it uh the asians are on a tear i don't know if you've noticed[0:51:05]   it's their big month however i'll say this with the israel and palestine[0:51:10]   war taking over i've seen a lot of articles that are like it's time to make jews the best[0:51:18]   protected people that could do and say whatever they want are you reading these articles oh the[0:51:23]   new york times they had a whole article saying jews are the new yes that's the headline they[0:51:30]   had to change it did you see this they caught him dave rubin caught him changing it it says[0:51:34]   jews is the new niggas was the headline and then they changed it to stop being uh anti-semitic to[0:51:41]   jews and dave rubin caught it he's been retweeting this all day gotcha you know we're all involved in[0:51:49]   dave rubin's crusade against his enemy some gay writer and uh but finally you know i'm uh could[0:51:57]   say that you know i'm not jewish but a lot of people accuse me of it so i'm going to take this[0:52:01]   opportunity to go okay well if i'm so jewish then i could say the n-word i could say chinese[0:52:08]   i could say ching ching chong i could do whatever i want and the news can't report on it it would[0:52:16]   be anti-semitic especially during this time of war and um you know a lot of people where i[0:52:24]   asked where i am on this whole middle east situation i have said this from the beginning[0:52:28]   i stand with osama bin laden whatever he wants whatever osama wants is what i want okay[0:52:40]   so whatever he wants currently by the way this does not count for what he wanted back in 2001[0:52:46]   it counts for what he wants now and i think what he wants now is none of your fucking business[0:52:52]   you'll never catch me on either side of the fence actually i want the whole country dead[0:52:56]   i want the whole fucking state dead anything outside of the us if if it was bombed and buried[0:53:03]   deep beneath the ocean i would be happier i'll tell you this right now well then where would[0:53:07]   you get all your products you buy from ads uh that's true we could keep the factories open in[0:53:14]   china but they must be run by half white people okay thank you uh yeah i hate what's going on in[0:53:21]   the world today i'd like to bomb it all man cow legendary radio broadcaster man cow said it best[0:53:29]   when he said just bomb all of the middle east and uh that's what i agree with just bomb all of the[0:53:37]   middle east start over and see what happens see what comes from the ash hear that jesse ps busted[0:53:46]   taking inspiration from man cow oh man cow was the reason i got into this show i saw his face[0:53:53]   and i said how could i get like that so um but yeah that's my thing with that and but i really[0:54:01]   do like how israelis my people are next in line for full immunity is is my point here which is[0:54:10]   really wonderful um good luck christians you're basically fucked christian whites are fucked man[0:54:21]   so all that how ironic they're like fucking die you jew cake you fucking oh yeah look at the power[0:54:28]   i wheeled down the new york time says things are getting out of control with anti-semitism[0:54:35]   now basically i'm the new chinese we're gonna have june month coming up here where if you[0:54:40]   even say the word you oh i might tweet you might get fucked so it's a nice power to have[0:54:47]   i always knew these powers would come and now it's me the asians the blacks the[0:54:55]   uh trans people we really are running things here you know we're starting to take over here[0:55:01]   they're gonna have a jew pride parade this month which is going to be really exciting[0:55:06]   which is you've already got an outfit the perfect yeah the whole idea is we're all going to run to[0:55:11]   the golf course and try to get a free golf cart out of somebody by taking it from them sir maybe[0:55:18]   it's my turn to use the golf cart so what do you say and don't mind my brothers and yes those are[0:55:24]   wooden canes can't say no to them this man can't say no to a wooden cane and a bunch of jews[0:55:29]   surrounding you all right i fucking can't stand the jews if you can't catch my drift and i can't[0:55:35]   stand what's going on with asian heritage but then i look here and i see the asians they're[0:55:39]   really taking advantage of this asian hate month they're probably the ones conducting the asian[0:55:44]   hates so they could be in the news they love this power i noticed this when they wanted to start[0:55:50]   bollywood oh hi welcome to china we want to start bollywood we're so jealous of american culture[0:55:58]   they started bollywood speaking of that did you see the eternals trailer i go where's kumel where's[0:56:04]   kumel all of a sudden he pops up at minute 30 seconds and and it's him doing a bollywood dance[0:56:10]   it's like okay and where are the racists talk to disney pal people are turning on kumail though[0:56:17]   oh yeah the whole left is turning on him because he cheats on his wife i hear i saw this huge[0:56:22]   thread he's a big cheater celebrity gossip page where everyone is going he's a pig he's disgusting[0:56:28]   he cheats on his wife every night let me see if i can find it he was at the red bar comedy club[0:56:33]   our old comedy club and um you know i had known him very well and he came and this is after he[0:56:39]   had kind of become a star a bit and he came back and it was he was i'll tell you this the first[0:56:47]   thing he wanted to do and it was crazy because you think he's such like a beta cuck he came into[0:56:53]   the club kumail nanjiani he was performing and he said this is so great man i love this place[0:57:01]   and then immediately he went to the bar and he wanted to do shots shot after shot after shot[0:57:07]   after shot after shot and kumail he was really pouring him down to a point where i go this isn't[0:57:13]   very left you know this isn't very liberal and beta and sensitive it was he was drinking in a[0:57:21]   way that was very toxic okay a very toxic male way of drinking he had a toxic male gaze and then[0:57:33]   we see these rumors that he might be cheating on his wife let's read this uh coming up here[0:57:38]   and then we'll play this song that the asians made about us which is really toxic kumail nanjiani[0:57:45]   bump bump bump it up this is just a page where everybody posed secrets they heard about yeah[0:57:50]   i love this site reddit yes everything's real there and it says uh this is from some girl she[0:57:56]   goes i know about a c-list rising b-list celeb that has notoriously been a playboy went on the road[0:58:05]   but is married as fuck i thought they had broken up because she posted a pic[0:58:11]   with them they did not break up it's been going on for a while but i don't think she has any idea[0:58:18]   and ever since he's been booking bigger roles it's only gotten worse recently one of the guys[0:58:25]   he came up with thomas middleditch also got exposed for being predatory and cheating on[0:58:31]   his wife in the toxic environment uh on the set they were both on silicon valley[0:58:38]   these male comedians really are a scourge in this earth and then all the comments are like yeah[0:58:46]   kumail sucks kumail nanjiani and that's the vibe he was giving me when he came to our club[0:58:51]   alice wetterland said the entire male cast of silicon valley were horrible and kumail was the[0:58:56]   worst yes and that's why kumail has such guilt it needs to be such a nice person but a nice person[0:59:05]   doesn't work out i'll tell you that a nice person doesn't grow muscle they just don't so kumail this[0:59:11]   song is dedicated to you you're a sexist by the way if you cheat on your wife i'm calling you[0:59:16]   sexist what was that word a molester i want to bring back molester uh chris delia you know they[0:59:23]   go he's a predator he's a predator is the big word what about molester we forgot about that one[0:59:29]   he's a child molester or does that mean molester anymore well does that mean you go up to somebody[0:59:36]   and do this without their consent and the other one is you have a conversation what's the[0:59:42]   difference between a predator and a molester i like that word chris delia the molester[0:59:49]   here's chinese kids doing a song before we went into lockdown of why my class came up to me and[0:59:55]   said that his dad away from chinese people after i told him that i was chinese he backed away from[1:00:00]   me eloise and i wrote a song based on that experience you know when i grew up the chinese[1:00:05]   were displayed to us as hitmen basically i mean they were kung fu they were chopping people up[1:00:11]   beating people up you know when i go back and think about how rudely i've been treated by the[1:00:16]   chinese my entire life it's very hard to find sympathy for them today uh remember every time[1:00:22]   you went to a chinese restaurant they'd be mocking you and you know just being rude the whole time[1:00:30]   and they've got this big grin on their like they couldn't wait[1:00:34]   yeah because they're about to fucking yeah because they're about to fucking rock here we go the[1:00:38]   chinese girls before we went into lockdown a boy in my class came up to me and said that his dad[1:00:43]   told him to fuck china they're chanting in the chair i told him that i was chinese that's nice[1:00:47]   eloise and i wrote a song based on that experience this is about him and all the other racist sexist[1:00:53]   boys in this world here we go one two three[1:01:07]   racist[1:01:20]   now that's punk[1:01:37]   you know where did they learn this type of music a lab[1:02:07]   i love it man they're gonna be our house band for the new show when we get the new studio i[1:02:13]   want to hire them as the house band we keep kicking it to them i like that how do they[1:02:16]   even learn that tone i haven't heard punk rock like that since the 80s i know that's very cool[1:02:21]   very cool girls whoa just a shadow figure oh no yeah i've been seeing a lot of crazy stuff in the[1:02:29]   house lately him her held held was here the other night with his mask all right welcome to red bar[1:02:35]   we've got a great song the show is dedicated to ian ellis[1:02:44]   just kidding i saw the name elisa in the chat and i thought it said ellis in the night[1:02:49]   okay mike bumps this in private forget about it[1:02:54]   um it's nice but it looks wrong why because they're chinese i agree uh if denny wishes that[1:03:02]   he would yeah josh denny wishes he would have it was in a punk rock band did you know this[1:03:07]   of course he played boom boom boom boom boom he plays the bass right that exists on this earth[1:03:12]   and denny has done it he's done it all all right let's see racist kevin brennan was uh oh yeah[1:03:19]   get your attention does kevin brennan want to call in today pull up the tweet let's see kevin brennan[1:03:25]   that's a good point kevin brennan was being uh pretty pathetic the other day on twitter[1:03:33]   let's see what he says is if anybody could awaken me outside of show hours you're never gonna[1:03:38]   really hear from me it's pathetic to be able to wake up for us we don't wake up for you exactly[1:03:44]   we do things on our own time it's pathetic to be out there on twitter and[1:03:49]   and all that stuff to me look at kevin brennan this is what he says here i'll zoom in for proof[1:03:57]   i'm drunk and i want to call red bar what's his number hey i want to talk right now[1:04:05]   what's the hold up i'm a baby i need to be pacified right shut the fuck up you're[1:04:11]   embarrassing yourself in front of red bar no bombing in front of me i said this in the bring[1:04:16]   that group the other day somebody no bombing in front of host and all these guys on twitter have[1:04:21]   this clip of you going i want to be friends with kevin brennan i think we can have a nice[1:04:26]   friendship well call it now tough guy and they keep posting that as if it's an own to you and[1:04:31]   then zander wrote something like oh why don't you wait 16 hours keep drinking for 16 hours and maybe[1:04:38]   uh he'll be there when he's on the show it's like we're not even reading twitter when we're not[1:04:43]   doing the show you know what i mean i read twitter for work we read twitter for work[1:04:49]   so how pathetic and that means you must call in today i'd like to take a stab at this kevin[1:04:55]   brennan i'd like to have a nice conversation with him he's too afraid to call in when he sucks[1:04:59]   i'm drunk i want to call the river you're drunk i'm drunk right now and i'm not calling in the[1:05:09]   red bar and being a fag all over twitter but i still think we could be friends with oh yeah i[1:05:14]   want to be friends with him but it is pathetic i'm being very strict i'm being very strict[1:05:19]   on everybody lately to set me apart you know instead of telling people how great am i'm[1:05:25]   going to tell you how bad everybody else is i'm drunk i want to go on fallon somebody wrote[1:05:32]   that's neil brennan's brother so i'm basically part of the chappelle show if you think about it[1:05:38]   connected part of pop culture it was so funny i saw kramer last night we're on season eight of[1:05:44]   this sin filled show and uh kramer was in j peterman's catalog a story and he goes[1:05:53]   this is it i've broken through i'm part of pop pop culture he said and that's really uh you know[1:06:00]   what excites me i've broken through i'm part of pop culture i have a request yeah can somebody[1:06:06]   make me a meme you know the episode i think it's the muffin top episode okay where he drives[1:06:11]   kramer drives up in a bus that says the j peterman reality tour yeah she's driving around[1:06:17]   doing the tour yeah yeah can you make a meme that's mike's head on kramer's head and it says[1:06:23]   big mike reality tour i got a meme for you involving kramer you want to hear it yes nigger[1:06:30]   the meme not me the meme kramer said the best word i've ever heard on stage[1:06:36]   nigger can you say nigger i'd like to light a nigger blow it in your face i love that uh word[1:06:47]   i love that set all right you know a lot of people apologize for old i always see people[1:06:53]   like seth rogan he's like i apologize for old jokes and you're like what if you like the old[1:07:01]   jokes how come nobody likes the old jokes every comedian is like listen i did say the n-word back[1:07:07]   in the day but you know what i hate those jokes and yeah i made some bad jokes and i've changed[1:07:14]   what if you haven't changed is there any life for you out there you know i always think about it[1:07:20]   you're gonna bust me for like something i said seven years ago what if i still like that kind[1:07:25]   of humor none of these guys tend to like their old cancelable cancelable humor we just watched[1:07:33]   super bad the other day and i'll tell you this it's really funny i hate to say it i couldn't[1:07:41]   believe it we watched super bad with jonah ray and uh kevin spacey and michael seguera[1:07:50]   it was really funny super bad from top to bottom it was really funny for years and saying it holds[1:07:57]   up funnier than any movie i've watched recently i hate to say it but i will tell you this people[1:08:02]   go mike we don't care what you think's funny we want your findings give me your findings[1:08:07]   you know people are obsessed with my findings and i've got some findings[1:08:12]   and you could do this at home because super bad's available for streaming and dvd play watch super[1:08:21]   bad jonah ray specifically and then tell me tim dylan hasn't ripped off jonah ray in super bad[1:08:38]   as his main persona yeah guys i got him[1:08:45]   tim dylan has been doing jonah ray in super bad with a new york accent and nobody's picked up on[1:08:51]   it watch super bad it starts with the opening scene where he picks up gay ass twink ass fag[1:08:58]   ass michael sara imagine it's tim dylan talking i it's hard to like imagine what i'm saying it[1:09:06]   to you but if you watch the movie and then imagine it's tim dylan you go oh his whole[1:09:12]   shtick is almost jonah ray in super bad it's gonna be tough for you to remember that unless it's[1:09:18]   right in front of you trust me on this jonah hill just in case anyone's yeah what did i say jonah[1:09:23]   ray i know you're joking did i say jonah ray even the second time like every time every time jonah[1:09:28]   hill but we know you mean uh so that was one of my findings pretty important didn't we say someone[1:09:35]   else there's a lot of copying going on uh shane gillis is copying have you seen shaney and gilly[1:09:45]   or whatever he's doing so shane gillis is so fucking gay and pathetic let me tell you how[1:09:50]   big and fat and gay and fucking retarded this guy is he wanted to be on s and l that's gay[1:09:55]   retarded and queer he got fired for shang chinaman[1:10:02]   he started his own sketch show on youtube and it's shot kind of okay he got some production[1:10:09]   company to do it the sketches are so bad and cringe they're no different than s and l and[1:10:17]   it's like dude you can't be like these legion of skanks fans are so confused they claim to love[1:10:24]   edgy schumer and chink stuff and all this and then they want shane gillis to be on s and l why[1:10:31]   s and l is like a liberal nightmare and then shane gillis starts his own sketch show called[1:10:39]   gilly and something what is it called gillian keves gillian keves because shane gillis isn't[1:10:45]   catchy enough and he wanted to be like key and peel so they change his name to gilly[1:10:53]   for the show gillian keves let's pull it up gillian keves and i noticed it's just a complete copy of[1:11:03]   judd apatow's super bad style humor you go and watch an old comedy once in a while it opens doors[1:11:12]   to many copycats and you go oh my god so they're and by the way it's not edgy it's no different[1:11:18]   than s and l and you're going you got kicked off you're supposed to be the edgy guy but you're[1:11:23]   making stuff that could be on tv i thought tv's gay i thought tv sucked and they're so pc and[1:11:31]   they don't let you do anything why are you emulating their rules and being only as edgy[1:11:38]   as something i would see on tv he's changed his name to gilly to remind people of a comedy central[1:11:46]   style sketch show like key and peel sounds peely and stuff sounds fun so it's gilly and keebs now[1:11:55]   to be completely fair i sent you this one yeah because i watched like 10 of them and i could[1:12:01]   barely pay attention and you don't care to watch anymore but this is the one i watched all the way[1:12:05]   through and i was like okay i get it but but it's a copy of super bad and he's acting just like the[1:12:12]   cop from super super bad and the whole style is super badistic and it's so light they never take[1:12:18]   it guys we're on the internet we could do whatever we want take it farther than just the edge[1:12:25]   you've got to do something innovative why copy a netflix safe sketch show and just do it on[1:12:33]   the internet and then make fun of tv and then like why you're cool because you've been on the legion[1:12:39]   of skanks and we're manipulating stupid people into thinking we're the tough guys you're not the[1:12:45]   tough guy gilly you changed your name to pick up speed on the internet it's so gay you know i'm[1:12:54]   using the word gay and faggot more to really show you what side of the fence i'm on here[1:13:00]   let me show you gilly and keebs and it's i'll tell you this it's shot better than mark norman's stuff[1:13:06]   the audio is good and the acting might even be better than what you expect but remember[1:13:13]   if this was on comedy central you would say boo but because it's on the internet and he's still[1:13:19]   doing legion of skanks the underdog is one no the underdog is not one he changed his name to gilly[1:13:27]   nobody's ever called him gilly it's not like a nickname it's not like easy[1:13:31]   he's like uh my name's not like sellable enough shane gillis let's do gilly and keebs that'll make[1:13:41]   and it's very comedy centralic it's very netflixy here it is gilly and keebs doing a scene from[1:13:50]   super bad that they thought they can borrow and judd appetizer supposed to be a fag that we all[1:13:57]   hate now right i bet they think judd appetite sucks well you're doing worse work than judd[1:14:03]   appetite if judd appetite sucks so much why are you emulating his scenes but making them less[1:14:11]   edgy like judd appetite super bad is way edgier than shane gillis's shane and gilly and gilly and[1:14:18]   shane it really is super bad by gay judd appetite it's more edgy and dangerous than this here you[1:14:26]   go and they've got black people also shane gillis has diversified the cast he's got an asian woman[1:14:36]   a black woman black man so he's very afraid of being called a white seminal uh there he is the[1:14:43]   big fat retarded cow and again before you think the acting's good it's good because they ripped[1:14:50]   off super bad it's not good because he's a genius don't be manipulated gomez people all right guys[1:14:58]   i gotta get out of here uh no i gotta get to bed i gotta i gotta patrol a flan he's a cop yeah[1:15:05]   yo i cannot believe you're a cop yeah it makes two of us just one more beer no no no if i have[1:15:11]   if i have one more beer i'll be pissing all night no no no all right i'm gonna drink it go ahead[1:15:16]   all right guys good night it was nice to see you all right hey thanks make sure you lock the[1:15:22]   bedroom door tonight okay i know i know i will so like every sketch it's gonna go on for four[1:15:28]   minutes and 57 seconds a sketch it should be 31 seconds i think they do it you know nobody's uh[1:15:37]   in comedy can leave their footage on the cutting room floor if they filmed it it's got to be in[1:15:43]   there five minutes of one joke repeated over and over again the same thing they criticize s and l[1:15:50]   for doing they do themselves so remember there's every time joe list mark norman or shane gillis[1:15:56]   make a sketch it's infinitely worse than the sketches they bust on all day on their little[1:16:02]   shows[1:16:18]   they're drinking wine[1:16:33]   thank you you know and if shane gillis was who you wanted him to be do you think there'd be a[1:16:37]   black person in this the shane gillis i want wouldn't associate with a fucking black person[1:16:45]   the shane gillis i was sold on said chink not i work with jinx so i'm fucking furious what a[1:16:53]   sellout huh skanks fans the skanks fans thought that this guy was a real racist and look at this[1:17:00]   sellout working with all sorts of shades in this one[1:17:14]   okay so the bit is shane is a sleepwalking cop he had to go to bed at eight during a dinner party[1:17:21]   big hole in the story he goes to bed it's like seven pm they haven't even taken dessert out at[1:17:27]   this dinner party he's in bed he comes back at 805 in a bathrobe and he's sleepwalking he's[1:17:35]   he's asleep right now what he's asleep[1:17:45]   don't start on him he's just gonna go we're gonna watch it gonna get a snack[1:17:49]   and he's gonna go back to bed guys 10 seconds just please i'm begging you please just be quiet[1:17:53]   anthony anderson hey let me get a pickle[1:17:59]   who's that hey it's around it this is a robbery uh the only good thing about this[1:18:07]   is the atmospheric cast making the rumbling sound making it seem like it's shot well[1:18:13]   like the person who edited edited this understood how to like do that and that's tricking the minds[1:18:21]   of legion of skanks fans into thinking this is something good because they can't believe somebody[1:18:27]   shot as poorly as shane gillis is usually shot on legion of skanks with the shoes wrong the white[1:18:33]   balance off the exposure they see him in a well shot setting and they want to applaud as if he's[1:18:40]   made it but nothing has happened except poor comedy wow and the chat is right there is like[1:18:47]   an exact bit from stepbrothers yeah stepbrothers like this i forgot about that all these guys do[1:18:54]   is steal uh you know cliche comedy iconic situations and redo them here's the bit[1:19:06]   he's a joke thief[1:19:07]   what a great he's got a gun[1:19:13]   spoiler alert yeah he's a cop but he sleepwalks and so he's got a gun and he's waving it around[1:19:21]   while he sleepwalks and all the black people are ducking don't shoot don't shoot hands up don't[1:19:29]   shoot i can't breathe and that's the bit and now it's going to go on for about four more minutes[1:19:38]   to make any noise body almost where the fuck does he have a gun in his robe[1:19:44]   this is it all right put this on repeat officer everything is[1:19:57]   everybody get up it's time to space chance[1:20:00]   wow so i'm glad they're happy playing around uh shane watch out man watch your fucking back[1:20:08]   because this aggravated me this is awoken me to do stuff to you sorry which he doesn't like[1:20:15]   this is shane when uh somebody brings a brother oh oh oh i don't even know that oh[1:20:22]   oh shut the fuck up scaredy cat big whoosh wanted to be on snl you're gonna kiss ad bryant at the[1:20:30]   snl dance you know you're gonna go to the snl dance at the end of the year and ad huh i've[1:20:36]   been uh you know there's something i wanted to tell you ad bryant you know i love you you know[1:20:43]   him and ad bryant fucking making out having sex imagine that imagine butt fucking ad bryant right[1:20:48]   in the ass he's done it he's done it he wanted to do it that's why he wanted to join snl to fuck the[1:20:55]   leslie jones and ad bryant right up the keisters imagine ad bryant being beaten and fucked[1:21:02]   beaten and fucked using the blood well since we're talking about comedians amazing sketches[1:21:09]   do you want to see an even worse one am i getting dissed down in the chat by somebody[1:21:18]   better not be go ahead um do you want to see another comedian sketch yeah you want to see[1:21:24]   another comedian sketch mark norman got together with a cameraman and mark norman's one of these[1:21:29]   guys going hey if it could be filmed it's good enough to post mark norman with a huge bomb here[1:21:36]   today doing a louis ck rip-off now as much as we bust on shane at least he was oh my god yeah[1:21:45]   this one i don't know if i don't get it this one is so it's there's nothing to get uh joe list[1:21:53]   mark norman and sam morale basically just rip off louis and seinfeld and uh woody allen and here you[1:22:02]   remember we saw joe let's do a curb your enthusiasm getting a haircut he cosplayed as larry david in[1:22:10]   his fantasy role and did a sketch just doing a curb sketch every comment was this should be on[1:22:15]   curb that's because you stole curb well here's mark norman stealing from louis this is you[1:22:22]   remember when louis had his show and he'd do vignettes this is why i hated louis watching[1:22:27]   louis was like watching a film school presentation from some fag i don't like this is why army of the[1:22:36]   dead was so bad people go why are netflix movies so bad and then you watch a behind the scenes of[1:22:42]   zack snyder and he goes netflix is super awesome they just let us do whatever we want and got out[1:22:48]   of the way and you hear joe rogan you know uh the worst part about these executives they keep[1:22:53]   getting in the way and they have all these notes and then when you see what happens when they get[1:22:59]   out of the way and don't give you the notes well the products are pretty piss poor people want to[1:23:04]   know why netflix movies are bad well it's because they pay 20 million dollars to the guy from the[1:23:10]   office to be in a quiet place and then they kiss his ass and they don't give him any notes and they[1:23:17]   bow to him because he's the star back at the warner brothers lot martin scorsese walks and[1:23:22]   they're still giving him notes because he's nothing you know back at miramax you got uh[1:23:28]   and god bless him harvey weinstein back when harvey weinstein was around even tarantino comes[1:23:34]   in harvey weinstein's giving him notes because he knows better at netflix they hire martin scorsese[1:23:39]   they're like just do whatever you want because they don't have any experience of the business[1:23:44]   they got the moolah sure so they could give zack snyder 80 million dollars for the army of the dead[1:23:51]   they give him no notes but if he was working for miramax they'd give him notes they'd fix the movie[1:23:55]   they'd make it better you let zack snyder be the editor the artistic director he did the casting[1:24:03]   he's filming it he's running around he's doing the audio he's editing he's cutting it he's directing[1:24:08]   he's doing it all he's writing it that's the mistake a real studio would go slow down zack[1:24:14]   we've hired this guy to come in and punch up your script because it sucks i mean that movie was[1:24:20]   spoiler alert if you haven't seen it i guess pause but literally shut the fuck up spoiler[1:24:25]   alert who cares i want to spoil you don't want to spoil their day yeah i live to spoil how about[1:24:32]   i come to your house i spoil your meats but anyways none of it made sense none of it made[1:24:37]   sense there's a lot of holes and then you see the behind the scenes and they're bragging about how[1:24:42]   netflix is so great because they just got out of her hair and then you see joe rogan going i hate[1:24:48]   these networks with their no it's like joe you need notes you're not good the talent pool isn't[1:24:55]   good you need notes and yes you need somebody who's been in the business for a hundred years[1:24:59]   like warner brothers to give them to you that's when movies were good when there was a system[1:25:04]   notes people were yelling you were afraid of the studio head did you see entourage that's the last[1:25:11]   of the great films entourage era now the head of a studio is a black woman who dare everybody is the[1:25:19]   same height god forbid a tall person and a short person are uh picked you know so it really did[1:25:27]   film is over yes someone says crystalia probably would have improved the movie the movie yeah[1:25:32]   tigna taro was awful and see one scene with her yeah tigna taro was so bad in army of the dead and[1:25:40]   it's so weird because you saw the pictures of her and it it looked like it would be good[1:25:45]   yeah i'm not kidding when i saw tigna taro uh get replaced by uh for crystalia i go[1:25:52]   oh you know what that'll actually be like funny and i can see the character working she was[1:25:57]   probably 50 times worse than i my expectations yes i thought she was going to be the best[1:26:04]   i actually thought she was going to kill it deliver the lines well she was so stiff she was[1:26:11]   so like really like just judging her as a an actor it was really bad who would have thought a woman[1:26:18]   with two tits removed which might as well be if you're a girl and you get your tits is might as[1:26:23]   well remove your brain and tigna taro's walking around no hair no tits and no fucking talent[1:26:32]   she was terrible crystalia would have killed it was like she was in it i guess she filmed it at[1:26:36]   a different time but it truly was like she was in a completely different movie than everybody else[1:26:41]   we are putting together a crew for a job yeah what does it pay well she was so bad and you know what[1:26:47]   they really fucked this movie up and did you watch the behind the scenes on netflix they tell you why[1:26:53]   so i'm watching this movie and i loved zach snyder's dawn of the dead remake it was actually[1:27:00]   when it came out one of my favorite movies film wise it was like perfect at the time[1:27:06]   it it really did do innovative things it was shot well it it moved the acting was good for the time[1:27:14]   you know so you watch this and you go what's going on and then you think about it you go oh[1:27:22]   netflix didn't have any rules before he had to answer to the studio he couldn't run around and[1:27:27]   shoot it himself you're watching the behind the scenes and this is zach snyder netflix has been[1:27:32]   amazing they let us do whatever we want i decided to shoot the whole thing myself you know i used to[1:27:38]   be a cameraman 50 years ago so i thought what the hell what's what better time to try it than with[1:27:43]   an 80 million dollar budget he shot the thing himself and then he says this get this i went[1:27:48]   on ebay and bought this vintage lens with no f-stop and it's like so blurry like it's so great[1:27:55]   like it only focuses on the face and then everything is and i go zach everyone hated that[1:28:01]   it didn't even only focus on the face it would like focus on someone's nose and then their face[1:28:06]   would be blurry and it's like because netflix let you do whatever you want the movie had holes in it[1:28:12]   from left to right that disturbed the viewer none of it made sense like the whole point of the movie[1:28:17]   was they're supposed to do this heist where they were getting all this money but then it turned[1:28:22]   out the whole point was to get this zombie head and i don't want to get into it none of it make[1:28:28]   i'll tell you why we're not going to get in over in five minutes if the guy would have just grabbed[1:28:32]   the head the second that they first saw you could say that about the movie swingers too if at the[1:28:36]   beginning they just hit the fucking jackpot on the the gambling machine that could have ended[1:28:40]   the film i'm fine with movies that don't make any sense drools i gotta stop you and i'll tell you why[1:28:46]   i want to leave this to the to the youtubers because we've met a youtuber from the angry joe[1:28:51]   show who did such a great review that i hate to even take credit from him you know i have this[1:28:58]   philosophy if somebody else has done it you don't need to do it again and we watch podcasters[1:29:04]   everywhere cover the same stuff the same take we watched on youtube these nerd channels they[1:29:12]   scorched army of the dead so good can we pull up that one nerd channel i'll show them i'm going[1:29:17]   to give credit to these guys i don't need to cover this because they did such a good job i'd rather[1:29:22]   send people to watch them that's how honest i am he's honest said tom sagura i'm here to give you[1:29:30]   my take and i i you know i don't need to pick up her heart the movie the the critic nerds did that[1:29:35]   quite well it was just shocking because it was one of the worst plot hole movies i've seen these[1:29:44]   guys i met these new guys it was so bad here's how you know movies so bad when you have to go[1:29:50]   on youtube and go army of the dead biggest mistakes to siri and then it searches for it[1:29:58]   but wait let's see tig first here's tig and you know i feel like it's uh we owe it to the chris[1:30:04]   delia situation think about this how actually amazing is this that our boy chris delia we've[1:30:12]   been gunning for him since 2012 on this show it actually when this movie came out it really made[1:30:22]   me realize and this kind of went over our head because so much action has been going on chris[1:30:29]   delia was busted for you know being gross with underage girls doing some sa maybe some pedophilia[1:30:38]   maybe some molestation they say allegedly and then he gets edited because of all those allegations[1:30:46]   he gets dropped by his agents and edited out of this film which he really wanted to be in[1:30:55]   and then they replace him with tignitaro and because of that replacement everybody who's seen[1:31:00]   the movie and everybody who's heard about the movie and you know what at the time i didn't know[1:31:05]   how big this movie was going to be i forgot this is zack snyder i forgot this is like that big name[1:31:14]   i didn't realize this is like a huge movie that everybody saw and nobody watched this movie without[1:31:20]   hearing oh tignitaro the helicopter pilot that was actually cgi'd in and they replaced chris[1:31:30]   delio because he like raped someone or something and the whole internet here's a good example[1:31:36]   we've got a great example where uh this that link that i just sent you it's linking to facebook right[1:31:40]   here yeah oh wow um here watch this you'll see what i mean and it's like because of this yeah[1:31:47]   here's a perfect example just play it here yeah you can check this out the acting was like adequate[1:31:54]   and everybody else wasn't very good well except for tignitaro and we'll talk about that see i was[1:32:00]   gonna say yeah we'll talk about that i guess if anyone doesn't know she wasn't in the original[1:32:04]   shoot uh it was chris delia delia delio some comedian that i had never heard of until it[1:32:11]   came out that he was a sex pest so like even like an old lady and an old man are like hey did you[1:32:19]   know like the lady in this movie was actually going to be this guy chris delia but he was[1:32:24]   replaced for like beating and raping and the telephone game is happening and now you don't[1:32:30]   watch this movie without that footnote like it's part of the movie is that chris delia is a pedophile[1:32:38]   and everybody's got it kind of wrong but it doesn't matter and he was taken out of the[1:32:43]   movie and what did he want to be more than anything an action star and then i'm watching[1:32:49]   the credits of this movie which got rudely shrunken down to a very small box immediately[1:32:55]   like the netflix movie ends and then netflix is so greedy and they want to get you to the next show[1:33:01]   the movie ends and as soon as the credit scene comes down the the the screen goes[1:33:05]   and i go what about the people who worked on the film it's right you can't see their credits to[1:33:12]   to cover up someone's credits at the end of a movie should be illegal but when the credit[1:33:18]   scene did come on and i finally was able to figure out how to blow it up i realized over[1:33:23]   2 000 people worked on this movie 2 000 people's had to get into a meeting and here chris delia[1:33:32]   is no longer going to be in the movie we have to digitally digitally edit him out many of you[1:33:37]   will have to come back we got to reshoot scenes re-edit everything's different and 2 000 people[1:33:45]   in the film industry cast and crew had to work for months and millions of dollars extra to get chris[1:33:54]   replaced in this movie that's worse than basically anything that you could do in the film industry i[1:34:01]   mean to have to be digitally replaced and all that money and everybody's time wasted you're[1:34:08]   never going to work in this industry again cost millions of dollars so the odds that chris gets[1:34:14]   canceled but was also edited out of this movie the the timing and the synchronicity and the[1:34:20]   perfectness of this situation for us i don't think we we stopped and really realized how epic[1:34:29]   and amazing that was i don't know if stopping now and saying it feels any better but that was an[1:34:36]   amazing thing that happened that you're only going to see once in your lifetime hopefully[1:34:43]   uh but you hear everywhere you go every review of the movie and it's a very popular movie that[1:34:49]   every nerd like every marvel nerd talks about that like this is second to their marvel universe[1:34:57]   zombies so it's being i mean there's probably 10 million videos like this saying this ever[1:35:03]   heard of until it came out that he was a sex pest um i don't i don't know any of the details wait[1:35:14]   did they do that or did the bring back group guy do that i don't know i think that that's[1:35:20]   wait let's see what happens here let's finish the clip um wow chrissy i i don't know any of[1:35:27]   the details uh i'm vaguely aware of what happened with him yeah we're not informed enough on the guy[1:35:33]   we're not informed enough the people involved with the movie decided hey we want to distance[1:35:37]   ourselves from him they shot tignotaro in front of a green screen and replaced him for the whole[1:35:42]   movie so her performance comes across like someone that was shot entirely in front of a green screen[1:35:47]   without any context as to what's happening around her right i hate my life so deeply[1:35:54]   and because of this every person had to have the conversation about chris how embarrassing i say[1:36:02]   well they said that was in their video wow how fucking humiliating you're never gonna work in[1:36:09]   the industry again they're not gonna put their money up to do this you know and what if it[1:36:15]   wasn't zach snyder and his creative brilliance who would think to be able to replace and by the way[1:36:22]   you didn't have to do this the movie what a waste of your fucking time and money just leave him in[1:36:28]   nobody would even care i know by now he's by now nobody cares and he gets the same views nobody[1:36:35]   cares you wasted jokes on you the movie you could have just left him in and nobody would have even[1:36:42]   known or cared let this be a lesson to the scared cancel bowers if i had two million dollars[1:36:51]   my life would change drastically yeah she was really bad she didn't like uh project or like[1:36:58]   again i thought she would take care of this actually perfectly fine i didn't go into this[1:37:04]   going oh yeah let's see how this works i was like yes she'll probably be hilarious[1:37:10]   she really blew the opportunity and for that i say[1:37:15]   well she already doesn't have breasts what could her punishment be remove her vagina is what i say[1:37:22]   you're a whiny little[1:37:27]   hysterectomy time i want to take off her butt by the way um you know how like breastfeeding[1:37:34]   is really popular in public right now but you know how back in the day like when we were[1:37:39]   kids boobs were the big thing and now ass is the big thing everybody knows this old trope right[1:37:47]   back when i was a kid baywatch pamela anderson you look they had no ass we didn't care but now it's[1:37:52]   all about the ass we don't care what's up top will this happen to breastfeeding right now[1:37:57]   breastfeeding is in will it ever turn into ass feeding butt feeding where the breasts are no[1:38:05]   longer is valued and then the babies are sucking on the butt cheeks you get two twin babies sucking[1:38:12]   on a woman's butt cheeks right in the middle and it seems like the next evolution thank you[1:38:22]   i sent you angry joe if you angry joe yeah you got to see this so this is why i'm not covering[1:38:28]   army of the dead which i already is just queued up oh no i just okay look at these guys i found[1:38:33]   these guys very funny show it's called the angry joe show on uh youtube and it's actually really[1:38:42]   funny if you give them a chance i know they look like three nerd jerk and they are adorable but[1:38:49]   can i just let it play and we'll see if you guys find them cool it's the army of the dead review[1:38:54]   with three guys they could do it better than me these are true film nerds[1:38:58]   watch this oh you know angry joe and it is confusing because patrick mountain used to[1:39:06]   have beef with this guy called angry joe from new york city angry joe that old man that melt was it[1:39:14]   angry joe oh my gosh wow well a couple people i think are confused spoilers there are spoilers[1:39:21]   here oh yes it's a podcast spoiler by the way podcasts are fun and fun and fun and fun and fun[1:39:28]   podcasts are fucking lame we're going to be elevating this doing something that nobody's[1:39:31]   ever done before this is the last year you're going to see us in podcast form because it's just[1:39:37]   too gay but here these guys are movie spoilers[1:39:46]   watch this hey guys welcome to the spoiler section um this is basically if i was a movie nerd[1:39:53]   same no face you're basically identical i hold myself to a higher standard you've got uh michael[1:40:00]   fishman here if he was mexican the mexican michael fishman you've got this guy he's useless[1:40:09]   replaceable probably probably steals money and here is the main guy the me of this show[1:40:16]   this show this is what i would look like if i had no money and no taste[1:40:24]   you know you wish this was fucking me haters it ain't uh by the way i will never wear a black[1:40:33]   t-shirt again i will never wear a t-shirt again it is the sign of the common man[1:40:38]   not that you shouldn't buy t-shirts but these guys fucking rule not to diss him these guys[1:40:44]   rule check this out oh i only know we have nine minutes left to live yes miguel fried[1:40:48]   fishman miguel fishman they eat fish in mexico plenty too yeah they love fucking fish down there[1:40:56]   they're always fishing they eat mercury because there's a nuke on the way to blow us all up[1:41:00]   watch this show i want to tell you no no he said there was 30 minutes when there was only 20[1:41:04]   minutes yeah there's like there's a there's a bomb on the way to there's a nuke incoming and with[1:41:12]   like 10 minutes left another character stops another one to say you know i've always loved[1:41:17]   you yeah our relationships in shambles this is one of those cold intros ignore this these youtube[1:41:22]   everybody needs a cold intro right where they show you their best part they think what a stupid idiot[1:41:28]   move just start from the beginning everybody will be fine and i wish it wasn't like you think that[1:41:36]   right now like you're all gonna die watch these guys trust me i couldn't stand that it was just[1:41:41]   all for fucking nothing it was for fucking greta who the fuck is greta greta was those kids[1:41:48]   did she survive at the end no she's fucking dead he's like take this money again hilarious stuff[1:41:53]   trust me on this funnier than kevin brennan you gotta be there should i let it play a little bit[1:41:59]   more i don't know i don't think so i don't think i'm gonna find because it's just a movie review[1:42:04]   that we watch fucking nerds trust me it's probably not funny compared to this but angry joe does have[1:42:09]   a lot of fans it's good he does people like him oh good he actually does a good job i watched a[1:42:14]   couple of his videos he's good he's good i i tell you i'd love to meet i'd be fucking honored to[1:42:19]   meet him i'd suck his fucking nuts his stones all right what would i got oh my mark norman so that[1:42:27]   was the army of the dead the army the dead pretty good thank you huh what did you think of that i[1:42:33]   hate critics somebody says yeah me too actually because what they did the movie mainstream[1:42:39]   guys here's the deal there's a movie called mainstream out right now with the guy from[1:42:44]   spider-man it's directed by gia copula i want everybody to watch the movie mainstream[1:42:54]   if you don't like the movie mainstream do not say so because we loved it we[1:43:01]   absolutely loved it and i'm inspired by the character of link in the movie mainstream jake[1:43:07]   paul is in this movie this is not a joke this is my favorite movie of the year[1:43:11]   mainstream i'm not afraid to say it you're gonna say oh it sucked i didn't get it that means you[1:43:16]   are on the outs don't admit that you know a lot of people wait till you hear what i think of a[1:43:23]   movie first before admitting what you think because it's really going to put you on the outs[1:43:27]   like with the joker think about how many of you are not here right now because of the movie the[1:43:33]   joker and our you know differences this movie mainstream is about a youtuber it's played by[1:43:41]   the guy who did spider-man what's his name sam andrew garfield he was amazing everything about[1:43:47]   this movie was perfect the critics hated it got a 32 on rotten tomatoes they all hated it[1:43:52]   the audience hated it i know that if i posted this in the bringback group most of you would think[1:43:59]   that we're here to hate it too how wrong how sad i am inspired by link[1:44:08]   and starting today i'm going to be more like that and less like you[1:44:16]   and wait till you see this new set in the game show and the suits i'm going to be wearing[1:44:22]   this is going to be wild so i loved mainstream please see the movie mainstream and i'm not[1:44:29]   if you hated it don't say anything because then we look at you like you don't know what's going[1:44:34]   on in the world mark normand is here and he's got a new sketch i could tell that 75 percent[1:44:45]   of your fans if you saw say see mainstream and then tell us we think they'd be like oh my god[1:44:52]   i loved it because i don't care what the haters say exactly and then they love the joker if you[1:44:58]   like the joker get out of here now mainstream i'm kidding i'm kidding do not leave because[1:45:03]   for youtube the joker is such a terrible piece of film[1:45:11]   i don't watch movies i just watch red bar and letterbox don't watch that that's cutting off[1:45:17]   the frame watch under the silver lake they hated that they hated under the silver lake too the[1:45:23]   critics under the silver lake too and everybody hated that we loved it it's not a better film[1:45:28]   leaving las vegas greater than honeymoon in vegas that's true watch under this okay uh wow can't[1:45:35]   wait everybody watch mainstream and then message gia copula the director and tell her mike knows[1:45:42]   what's going on contact mike contact mike everybody blow her up i need this movie was[1:45:48]   reviewed so poorly that it's bullied the director out of thinking she knows what she's doing i need[1:45:54]   to speak to her seriously have you ever finished a movie and you go have you ever watched a movie[1:46:01]   by the way on it i rent it on apple tv on itunes and it displays the rotten tomatoes rating[1:46:08]   and this movie was given a 32 usually that would bully me out of watching the movie i say that[1:46:16]   shouldn't be shown until i click reveal rating because this is subliminally brainwashing me[1:46:24]   into making me think something about the movie but it actually worked the opposite way like the[1:46:30]   joker was so hyped up by the time i saw it i hated everybody involved this movie was so poorly rated[1:46:38]   i was watching it in every five minutes i paused and went why is it a 32 i'm giving this a 90 so[1:46:45]   far so far this is a 90 because i don't understand that it's a collection that gives you the[1:46:51]   percentage i'm guessing you know what i mean so every five minutes i'm going jewels this is still[1:46:57]   a 90 and then we go the ending must be it was fucking perfect i would give this movie a 99[1:47:02]   you know and uh but maybe we thought it was so great because we thought it was going to be a no[1:47:10]   no listen so then i start reading the reviews and they're all off and then i start going i must[1:47:15]   reach out to the director gia copula to tell her gia there's something going on this movie is[1:47:22]   actually triggering people and making them think they don't like the movie because because at its[1:47:28]   core it's going after those people those people feel attacked subconsciously so they're hating[1:47:36]   on the movie because in the movie it focuses on some stuff that maybe is offending people in real[1:47:44]   life and maybe they're giving it a poor rating because they're actually offended so i must speak[1:47:50]   to gia copula can anyone put me in touch with her because right now she's sitting in a room crying[1:47:56]   thinking she made a mistake she did not she made a masterpiece up there with pulp fiction[1:48:04]   and somebody needs to tell her a trusted source like me needs to contact her and say gia please i[1:48:13]   promise you something's up with the critics and the critics are compromised film critics are[1:48:18]   compromised they're playing follow the leader and they have been for years they're in group chats[1:48:24]   prior to their reviews going what did everyone think about mainstream and then everybody says[1:48:30]   their thing and then the the reviewers all kind of give the same review that their group chat[1:48:38]   agreed on because in this day and age you go where the clout goes it's like youtubers everybody loves[1:48:46]   mr beast everybody loves whoever has the most clout everybody loves so no reviewer[1:48:54]   is going to take a stance against their review community subconsciously they're going to go[1:49:01]   with the flow of their group because you want that clout nobody in the entertainment industry[1:49:08]   or surrounding the antenna entertainment industry has the guts to be a lone ostracized[1:49:14]   voice saying that army of the dead has a 70 on our tomatoes and mainstream has a 32[1:49:21]   this is what's going on and the critics are compromised and look at their pictures[1:49:26]   they're lighting like 22 year old red-headed lesbos review movies now[1:49:34]   in major publications guys you should have to be 90 years old an old white man you can't be a[1:49:41]   you can't be a lesbian alt scene stir with chopped bangs and tattoos sorry you don't get film[1:49:49]   film is for whites i don't understand like even if you don't like this subject matter of this[1:49:54]   mainstream movie it was like shot really cool the dialogue was awesome there's like so many[1:50:01]   positive things about it that even if you thought the theme was stupid i still don't think it[1:50:06]   deserves a 30 and then army of the dead was shot terribly everything about it was bad horrible[1:50:13]   script terrible and it's got a 70 because stop listening to these reviewers stop listening to[1:50:18]   the audience listen to me you know have some respect for what's going on out there and only[1:50:26]   listen to this uh it really is disgusting what's going on and if you didn't like mainstream you[1:50:32]   don't get red bar you don't get anything that's going on i'm going to be just like that main[1:50:36]   character coming up you know this is going to be a vintage game show eventually this show pretty[1:50:42]   sure you're supposed to see that guy as a bad guy but if you watch it he's way better than me in[1:50:47]   every way here is mark normand doing a louis c cave-in yet ripped off from louis of course nobody[1:50:57]   hates it but me of course he's a genius here it is mark norman shot in black and white doing a scooch[1:51:07]   and we'll watch this he's in uh time square sitting on a bench trying to write his comedy[1:51:14]   how pathetic vaccines karana whoa the coven i've been inside audiences corona vaccine and then a[1:51:24]   drummer comes up to him in drums i i'm not gonna even try to explain this just watch[1:51:34]   so pathetic so such a waste of tape[1:51:47]   somebody's setting up a drum set it's called little man what happened to social distance[1:51:51]   you're killing me here's the sketch i'm trying to write here sir try to write[1:52:02]   what the hell are you doing man i'm trying to write here you're two feet away from me[1:52:12]   son fell to nadville last night was mad chill i fucking hate this sketch with all my heart[1:52:20]   it just goes on like this he's trying to write comedy at a bench and they keep playing drums[1:52:27]   next to him these guys come up with their sketch ideas based on like the props that are in the[1:52:33]   vicinity of the camera so like mark norman will be like let's go to time square with the camera[1:52:39]   and see what happens man on the street and then they see this drummer whoa what if you drum didn't[1:52:46]   that's not how it should start it should start with a great idea and then you go out and film[1:52:51]   zach snyder i hate his acting you know speaking of that one more final point if you're gonna make[1:52:56]   a movie 80 million dollars and so much work went into the technical side of army of the dead[1:53:04]   creating all those objects but no work went into the script they let zach snyder single-handedly[1:53:11]   write the script but of course we all know it takes two thousand people to make the movie[1:53:16]   but only one person gets to write the script and then they spend 80 million dollars in all of this[1:53:22]   work a year years creating all this stuff in the zombie world all for people to give it a four all[1:53:31]   for people to go it sucked why can't they put that work and time into the script why would you only[1:53:40]   allow one person to work on the script but you understand it takes 30 guys just to work on like[1:53:48]   one 3d building that you blow up but that 3d building all those people put in all that hard[1:53:56]   work that should be congratulated by me but instead i'm going it sucked because zach snyder's[1:54:03]   mistake at the beginning with the terrible script it's the same thing with these comedians they want[1:54:09]   to do all that you're putting all this work into it why not put the work into the script and that[1:54:13]   way everybody can get because it's a shame that the cameraman and the editor all need to be[1:54:19]   poppooed because you put no time into the script you should be punished for that and here's a[1:54:25]   perfect example look at this ah you gotta be kidding me no work all right all right all right[1:54:30]   hey hey buddy buddy look you're two inches away from me you got all these benches out here i got[1:54:35]   a busy day it's me and my girl's anniversary tonight just trying to get a few jokes in[1:54:40]   i just need a couple minutes that's all i'm asking oh this is it real nice and again does it stop[1:54:49]   after a minute and a half no because they shot tape again four minutes and 26 seconds[1:54:59]   this isn't the song rap god it's a sketch and if you go i guarantee you could find in the art whoa[1:55:07]   s and l all the sketches are too long they should put us in charge the real con here you're in[1:55:13]   charge now and this is what you do the worst sketch s and l's ever made this is worse than[1:55:19]   anything s and l's ever done oh nice can you believe this guy how do you like it huh jesus[1:55:27]   oh my god the people in this city if you're mad take it out on mark norman's twitter and comments[1:55:35]   come on guys you guys are too nice to people you need to be harassing them on online he needs to[1:55:44]   feel fear all right i want him to be like whoa with the fear yeah man what a piece of garbage[1:55:54]   try to get a little work done this is you know they got the guy from barstool sports who does[1:56:02]   all the funny bits on the snare isn't that him oh yeah look at this just some shots of central park[1:56:11]   i'll be there at around 230 235 holy hell all right so somebody did an edit of this[1:56:20]   to make it better yes all right this is from elizabeth ai right i believe so is that a real[1:56:26]   girl because i am horny it's time for rape elizabeth oh no oh no it's by eric pink profile[1:56:34]   pink profile pic elizabeth ai want to have sex she's a nice girl i want to use my power to have[1:56:40]   sex with all the female fans doesn't matter how butt ugly they are doesn't matter how big and fat[1:56:46]   they are by the way don't follow me on instagram if you're a girl and you're a heavy set it's such[1:56:53]   a heartbreaking uh click oh let's see this oh fat and mexican knew it knew it couldn't been a real[1:57:01]   girl if you're fat mexican you don't count as a real human being to me all right uh here you go[1:57:11]   it's by eric mongar jr he re-edited mark norman's black and white thing to this watch this[1:57:22]   even when you're taking an antidepressant you may still be struggling with depression now that's[1:57:27]   funnier there you go try to put on a brave face but inside the symptoms linger[1:57:36]   in fact funnier three people taking an antidepressant may still and why it's funny[1:57:41]   is because he's sick he's the mentally disturbed he's taking these pills he needs these pills to be[1:57:46]   funny oh the fear of people oh i'm a comedian with fear yes so yeah this is what this looks[1:57:56]   like to us just a pussy on pill variants unresolved symptoms when added to your current[1:58:02]   antidepressant rex sulti rex pipresol has been shown to reduce symptoms of depression[1:58:07]   it may help you feel better i'll reduce your symptoms you may have made with your current[1:58:12]   antidepressant rex ulti is not for everyone call your doctor about unusual changes in behavior[1:58:18]   worsening depression or thoughts of suicide antidepressants we got it in those 24 and younger[1:58:23]   now this guy's going on too long taking rex ulti have an increased risk of death or stroke call[1:58:28]   your doctor we got it high fever stiff muscles and confusion to address a possible life-threatening[1:58:33]   condition or if you have uncontrollable look at that as these may be permanent high blood sugar[1:58:38]   was reported with rex sulti what a loser in cases can lead to coma or death okay very funny very[1:58:46]   funny edit that's a meme all right i like that guy congratulations for doing that oh i got a big[1:58:55]   problem that guy who prank called anthony cumia that i said i'd give him 300 to remember the story[1:59:01]   some guy prank called cumia we played his prank call it was very funny i go come forward i want[1:59:06]   to give you 300 as an award a reward for that he wrote me ah thanks mike but i'm in it for the love[1:59:14]   of the hate i don't need the money thanks so much and then he emailed me a week later hey uh actually[1:59:21]   uh you still willing to give me that money and i said let me bring this i'll say it on the show[1:59:26]   let's see what the people say so i told you that story last week he emails me back again and he[1:59:32]   goes dude you totally blew this out of proportion and got this all wrong what the fuck what yeah[1:59:40]   and i go uh i don't know what i i want to give you the money you tried to play it off like you[1:59:48]   didn't want it that's enough for me for the savings i go few i've already committed to the few[1:59:54]   i've already adjusted my beliefs to i'm not giving away 300 and then you come back a week later you[2:00:01]   want the money this sounds like you made an accident with your spending and i thought that[2:00:06]   when you told everyone that story we came to the conclusion that we would give him the money oh[2:00:12]   well he's screaming at me now now i'm an enemy i don't want to be enemies with him i like this guy[2:00:17]   i wanted to give you the money but you can't say no and then say yes i'm sorry to me that's a man's[2:00:24]   no no sorry you can't come back a week later now that you got a late xbox bill you know because[2:00:33]   that's what you people spend all your money on these subscription services now you have no money[2:00:38]   you know i don't want to say this but i gotta and this is fine last week over 59 scars club members[2:00:51]   had their cards now i don't know who it is it's not like i know who it is but i see the numbers[2:00:56]   we had over 59 declines meaning 59 people didn't have 11 in their bank account to cover the scars[2:01:07]   club fee this cannot go on this is a huge hit to my salary we'll give you the money[2:01:19]   we'll give you the money you cannot be declined these signs scrolling people keep talking about[2:01:26]   the scrolling signs they're going to start listing the names of the declined every week do you want[2:01:33]   your name on the board for all to see with your address and number i'm kidding i would never we[2:01:39]   never breach any of that stuff but uh we can't have what's going on do you need help do you need[2:01:46]   career advice this cannot happen you cannot be declined for eleven dollars in 2021 no matter what[2:01:55]   your scenario this will not happen again i couldn't believe it my email kept lighting up[2:02:04]   member decline member decline member declined it was driving me nuts i didn't even want to say this[2:02:12]   because i go that's not right you know people don't want to sign up and if they're oh i'm going[2:02:17]   to get declined i'm going to get out i don't know the name again i didn't look at the names[2:02:22]   but i see the number and uh just a terrible way to wake up i check those numbers every day i[2:02:29]   don't want to wake up to declines you know so we got to figure this out i will give you the money[2:02:35]   like i said it's about the the word decline it's not a good wake-up word no matter who it's[2:02:44]   happening to all right sorry dude just got out of a bad movie that makes sense you spent money[2:02:51]   on a movie it went bad you don't have the money i get it uh expose then i would never do that i[2:02:58]   actually uh we treat our listeners with a lot of respect here we treat our listeners just as good[2:03:04]   as the legion of skanks does they did you know that the legion of skanks loves their fans and[2:03:11]   their fans jewels did you know this the legion of skanks fans are the best fucking fans on the[2:03:18]   planet this is what they say who could possibly oh my fans are the best fucking fans on the planet[2:03:27]   give me your money what a con my fans are the worst they're poor they're mexican[2:03:35]   they're fat they're not their best they're rapists they're murderers they're white trash[2:03:43]   we've got the worst fucking fans on the planet that's my move as a contrarian you got to be[2:03:49]   that way everybody even the legion of skanks we're the best fucking shut the fuck up they're the[2:03:53]   worst they buy your merch they're the worst a circle all sketched cross eyes i wouldn't wish[2:04:00]   that logo on my worst enemies louis j gomez is not moving to austin by the way he just wondered[2:04:09]   if there was an mma gym there louis is very funny uh you know who's a bunch of worry warts the loud[2:04:16]   boys you need to stop worrying about red bar we like you that's all i said is hey this guy's[2:04:23]   pretty funny they can't stop worrying about me stop worrying it's gonna stop bringing it up[2:04:29]   all right the loud boys you're too you're like worry war every time i see them like i don't know[2:04:36]   man this guy says he likes us uh i don't know but we're just losers and we're not stop worrying just[2:04:43]   do your thing and stop worrying about yourself this self-deprecating thing in comedy is the[2:04:48]   worst thing i've ever seen you should be confident in yourself i don't like when eight friends get[2:04:56]   together and worry about their confidence together and then it's come oh we love this[2:05:01]   show yeah i bet you do it's a bunch of eight guys worrying about their confidence how great[2:05:06]   you know they keep calling us you know oh we were mentioned by red bar the cool guys they're so[2:05:11]   cool this cool guy that's what you think i am cool thank you but you're cool too the loud boys stop[2:05:21]   self-deprecating it's gay this comic mentality of i'm a loser stop stop worrying does anybody[2:05:29]   else understand what i mean about the loud boys always worrying about everything comes with a[2:05:33]   caveat and a worry tighten up boys i'll be your mentor what do they call that a guru i want to[2:05:40]   have what do they call that when you take a protege you're my protege now you fat fuck whether you[2:05:46]   like it or not you're gonna be me and they're so worried about becoming me what's so bad about me[2:05:53]   oh we don't want to become red bar and talk shit why not chicken you are me protege you're locked[2:06:02]   in that fat fuck is my protege and that settles it mike's the loudest boy i know yeah that's right[2:06:10]   nobody's uh screams like me on the internet i'm one of the better screamers in podcasting[2:06:16]   we're gonna elevate this show this show is gonna be big jewels and it's all on your fucking watch[2:06:24]   you better have the money they are nothing no i like the loud voice they need to stop every day[2:06:28]   i get a clip mike the loud voice talked about you and it's a bunch of fucking muttering and[2:06:32]   tripping over themselves about me they need to tighten up and they are not to speak about this[2:06:39]   incident on the show yes on their show they need to keep this private anyone who mentions red bar[2:06:46]   i come to your house and i steal one belonging from you you get it oh he said he's gonna steal[2:06:53]   from us you're lucky i don't cancel your ass i'm in the mood for a sweet song i have no music[2:07:01]   prepared for anyone today i don't even know if my mic works jewels didn't even plug it in[2:07:05]   i ain't got no music for anybody anymore mike and alex jones are the scream kinks no[2:07:12]   sorry i don't go on podcasts that alex jones goes on robbie goodwin is ripping off nick mullen i[2:07:20]   like nick mullen a lot of people saw a post from 2014 resurfaced where kurt metzger and nick mullen[2:07:25]   were trashing me well kurt metzger is nothing anymore he's washed up he's a polygamist[2:07:32]   who got kicked out of his relationship with karen mongolis and believe me annie leaderman told me[2:07:37]   all about you spread this annie leaderman told mike david that kurt metzger is a weird he has[2:07:45]   a mother obsession where he wanted annie to play his mother in a bunch of sex-related fantasies[2:07:54]   and a bunch of sex-related fantasies and he's like you have to put on a queen's accent and[2:08:02]   pretend you're my ma and he'd be like ma and then she'd have to wipe him as the mother and bathe[2:08:09]   him as the mother annie leaderman told me this personally spread it so kurt metzger is done[2:08:17]   he's a failed polygamist and now his polygamy girlfriend karen mongolis[2:08:23]   is dating louis j gomez is our tribal he's done but nick mullen is just beginning i like nick a[2:08:30]   lot i didn't know who nick was at the time i lashed out nick mullen is a friend of the[2:08:37]   show and he holds red bar in high regard yes so there's that that's settled but kurt metzger[2:08:47]   made and the reason they broke up is because he made annie dress up like his mother aren't they[2:08:53]   back together i said i heard that but i don't know if that's true well then i'm not paying for[2:09:01]   her wart surgery the money is off i told her the deal was i'll pay for the wart surgery she gives[2:09:07]   me the secrets so i hope they're not back together otherwise the warts stay uh louis wins again mike[2:09:16]   ain't a fucking jukebox boyo why is somebody requesting something jules um maybe i missed it[2:09:24]   well i want to know i am a jukebox actually i love jukeboxes i was a kid when i was a kid i[2:09:30]   watched full house only because jesse had a jukebox in his room imagine having your own[2:09:36]   jukebox how cool someone said song request 38 special hold on loosely never heard of it[2:09:45]   nick mullen invented technical street skating nick mullen works for red bar spread it[2:09:52]   mother fetish make him hurt uh yeah annie leaderman told me that kurt metzger has a[2:09:59]   micro mother penis and he walks around pretending he's his own dad fucking his mom it's sick he[2:10:07]   goes i'll be my dad you be my mom she's like i hate this game we're only together because we[2:10:12]   have the same voice annie tells me everything we have late night talks[2:10:21]   about esther steinberg someone says i just got a dm from adam 22 send it in send it in[2:10:27]   because i'm trying to reach out to adam i want to be on no jumper with the black guy[2:10:33]   mullen is the red bar janitor somebody said no i like nick mullen i hate kurt metzger and i'll[2:10:39]   beat the fuck out of him if he asks we wanted to do a song why don't you plug in my uh program[2:10:46]   there no you need the yeah that's it you plug that in you got it right there you got it right there[2:10:53]   and then uh you plug that in we'll get it all together crawling kink snake the black keys no[2:11:01]   mike brushing his hair from his face just now yeah i know i i i'm trying to get a haircut but[2:11:07]   i'm still so afraid of covid choos is the worst when it comes to dc ac choos you plug it in the[2:11:13]   plug i mean it's got to be one of them there you go she got it now turn it on uh guys we're taking[2:11:23]   a break right now this is a break nick mullen was a pro soap shooter adam 22 is a prison guy[2:11:31]   i like that you know what i wanted to do that uh take me to church i'm feeling like a guy that was[2:11:37]   taking a church i don't know the song but i love to perform it for you you guys feel like a[2:11:41]   performance i'll turn on the old smoke machine even though i'm so old guys we don't do joke[2:11:51]   songs on this show but uh just consider this a break break we're on break for five minutes while[2:11:57]   we read ads all right jules let's get this all taken care of here it's time for a performance[2:12:04]   in the mid show see if all this works here we haven't turned on this equipment in months[2:12:12]   whoa hold on a sec just i'm feeling like a guy that was caught in a while[2:12:20]   lie you're feeling like a guy that was caught in a lie i like it where's that just one two three[2:12:27]   four five six seven eight um cool all right we got it and uh performance time[2:12:36]   you could set that jewels to 50 percent there we go folks[2:12:46]   i don't know the beginning[2:12:48]   i'll say it[2:12:53]   my lover's got humor she's a giggle at a funeral knows everybody's if approval[2:13:01]   should have worshiped her see i don't know this part but i know the chorus[2:13:06]   she says she's the last true mouthpiece every sunday every sunday is getting more bleak[2:13:13]   a fresh poison each week i've got this chorus don't we i heard them say it[2:13:19]   i'm not sure i can't think of any of this she tells me in the bedroom you're gonna love this[2:13:27]   i don't really know this part[2:13:30]   i was born sick but i love it well see this is why i like to flush them out in pre-production[2:13:38]   amen amen i'm gonna get into this amen[2:13:50]   i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies i'll tell you my sins[2:13:55]   you[2:14:21]   see i told you i could kill that part[2:14:25]   i don't know this part she demands a sacrifice there's something going on[2:14:33]   get some shiny something sweaty for the main course it's a fine looking high horse[2:14:41]   people gotta love a living living faithful that looks tasty that looks plenty this is[2:14:50]   suddenly work take me to church i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your life[2:14:57]   i'll tell you my sins you can sharpen your knife[2:15:00]   offer me the deathless death good god let me give you life[2:15:06]   take me to church i'll worship like a drive and shine your lies and i'll tell you your sins[2:15:13]   you'll get sharp with my knife offer me the death of death[2:15:18]   good god i'll give you my life fucking take me to church yes[2:15:29]   yes take me to church[2:15:36]   i don't know this part hey i've been open and honest thank you so much we'll be right back[2:15:43]   we'll see you in a sec thank you yes i'm only human[2:15:54]   amen amen[2:16:01]   amen amen amen[2:16:07]   i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies i'll tell you my sins you can sharpen your[2:16:14]   knife offer me the deathless death good god let me give me your life take me to church[2:16:22]   i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies i'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen[2:16:29]   i'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife[2:16:33]   offer me the deathless death good god let me give you my life take me to church[2:16:41]   we'll be right back tread bar[2:16:44]   are[2:17:11]   we'll be right back[2:17:15]   what did they say things i can repeat if you wanted stage time you had to bob on his me[2:17:28]   it's a full full summer[2:17:34]   but these perverts won't get away it's a full full summer[2:17:41]   so[2:18:03]   hold on i'm taking some sweet are you ready to see all this cool stuff level up[2:18:10]   are you ready for me[2:18:18]   no i hate it i hate it keeping me too strong like who is enjoying this[2:18:23]   mike that's interesting we're enjoying it just fine i go into panic mode panic mode panic mode[2:18:31]   he smokes a little bit of weed he goes into panic mode and he starts thinking you're a shitty[2:18:39]   comedian you should start listening to the weed[2:18:43]   because[2:19:04]   they get nervous when they smoke weed that's a beta male sign oh that's it that's interesting[2:19:10]   if you get nervous means two things you're a beta stop calling me or you've got a lot of[2:19:15]   secrets in a belly full of guilt yeah dude and the weed makes you want to throw up that guilt[2:19:19]   i really start to hate myself let's take this yet and it's almost like a bully with the weed[2:19:40]   me[2:19:47]   we're suppressing some shit not me i'm gay[2:19:52]   i start to look at my flaws not me yes i don't know if we have to be like fucking losers[2:20:01]   my my my mental is so gentle with me let's me let's me away my my my mental is so gentle[2:20:08]   i can't hear it he's coming back everybody stop panicking yeah or i'll shoot you dead[2:20:22]   coming back[2:20:23]   we'll see in a sec like really soon[2:20:38]   we're coming back whoa did you see my dance remember that the other day i went[2:20:47]   yeah welcome back to red bar the show that goes anywhere and does anything thank you[2:20:54]   for being a scars club member if you're not scars consider joining consider making this[2:21:00]   all better redbarradio.net scars club you know it's george floyd's anniversary we're rocking[2:21:09]   out we got some big mic stuff it's the beginning of long summer i see it's getting summery[2:21:16]   more summery for people i'll keep the summary short but it is you know we've been enjoying[2:21:23]   the summer for about six months here but you guys are just getting a taste of that warmer weather[2:21:28]   congratulations man isn't that nice that warmer weather if i could give people one tip it would be[2:21:34]   move out of your snowstorm seriously even if it takes five years for you to save up and move[2:21:39]   move out you'll be much happier right with no humidity and no cold right jewels don't you think[2:21:48]   we're way happier people aren't we nicer don't we look so nice and healthy all right we've got[2:21:56]   an excellent show for everybody here today and they're just getting started we usually do eight[2:22:01]   hours this has only been two and a half hours so far so imagine how long this is going to go[2:22:08]   oh my gosh okay your hair is driving you crazy today it really is you know i do need a haircut[2:22:14]   but uh you know i'm still too afraid when i go outside i wear two masks the face masks gloves[2:22:23]   i wear um a diaper in case you know somebody farts into my ass[2:22:32]   people do that you ever been on the train butt to butt with somebody and they fart right into your[2:22:36]   ass all right we're gonna do this it's our shmi break we're gonna take a kiva bliss a kiva camino[2:22:43]   bliss mike looking homeless with bad hair i don't think that's what people were thinking they just[2:22:49]   mean a homeless cat from the fighter and the kid running i don't think they meant uh homeless[2:22:55]   sorry that's not really what people were thinking with the hair i don't think they were thinking[2:23:03]   homeless it's always funny when somebody oh i understand the joke and let me contribute and then[2:23:09]   they hey she's looking home i don't think they're looking homeless with the thing that we're doing[2:23:16]   you know it's not really you just need a little pin you want a pin i would love a pin but don't[2:23:21]   come near me seriously don't come near me i don't want to be pinned up i might have to take a couple[2:23:26]   more breaks here figure out this here but yeah i am uh worried to go to the salon to get my[2:23:31]   hair taken care of i don't like getting my hair cut i'll tell you that so i've been doing it[2:23:35]   myself for quite some time take a kiva connection here we'll see what happens[2:23:42]   but i do hate this hair man trust me i'd wear a hat but it's inappropriate i think now[2:23:50]   we're eating a watermelon lemonade cannabis gummy[2:23:53]   mike pin yeah that was my name uh when i was on mtv mike what happened to the bong ribs oh[2:24:05]   what a fag i think that next joke through pal you got this okay mike infiltrates austin[2:24:14]   cannot pin down mike just cut the strand problem solved too many asians in the saloon i'm reading[2:24:21]   the chat right now i'm connecting with the audience imagine mike with a man bun lol no[2:24:27]   i'll i'll say this when i'm not doing the show i take my hair i tie it into a man[2:24:33]   yes he wears a man every day single day it's practical i wish if it were up to me if you[2:24:40]   guys weren't such losers playing follow the leader from a joke that somebody made 15 years[2:24:46]   ago that you keep following somewhere down the line a guy wore his hair in a bun[2:24:55]   and everybody went crazy and they still carry this rule through their life so that a man[2:25:05]   nothing is worse than it how unoriginal how uncreative can you be to think a man bun equals[2:25:13]   some sort of comment from you you know it really shows who the followers are[2:25:20]   oh man bun i know that one from cultures hate that's 15 years old this man bun hate[2:25:29]   i'd love to wear a man bun you can't it's too distracting they wouldn't get it a man[2:25:36]   bun there's very few things it's like wearing a fanny pack a fanny pack we were told[2:25:43]   there's a lot of things people don't you know how long was it before skinny they used to skinny jeans[2:25:53]   and now they're all wearing what they called skinny jeans wow you know and don't latch on[2:26:01]   remember these things only have like a two-year shelf life and then maybe a man bun is now an[2:26:08]   acceptable thing but according to the cool guys with their jean shorts you know god knows what[2:26:17]   they're looking like so you're completely off and but it's a shame because i would love to come with[2:26:24]   my hair tied up it's you wouldn't be able to even concentrate oh man we can't believe it all right[2:26:32]   can you even give me an example of a guy with a man bun that did you wrong like when did this[2:26:37]   problem happen like a picture of a model wearing a man bun from like 2012 i just don't know yeah[2:26:43]   exactly and those guys were bad but i mean retin link wears a man you have to bun your hair up when[2:26:50]   it's longer it gets in your eyes they're trying to work harder focus on the task at hand not have any[2:26:55]   distracting it needs to stop and don't let like cultures criticism creep into your mind so easily[2:27:03]   and become your permanent idea you know it's it's a 14 year old slam i hope people understand[2:27:14]   that's facts uh let's see hipsters hipsters are over that was 10 12 years ago when the hipsters[2:27:23]   were bothering you on the unicycle with the curly mustache those it's not a thing anymore that's a[2:27:30]   thing from 15 years ago you're probably still wearing like pipes you know like they all look[2:27:36]   like spencer o'neill they've got dark navy you're all dressed like uh andrew santino saying this[2:27:43]   probably you don't know what the fuck's going on keep your fashion slams to a two-year shelf life[2:27:51]   and then reevaluate and relearn slams are only as good as if they make sense in today's day and age[2:27:58]   one guy just said a lot of man bun copes mike and then another guy said just because you wear them[2:28:06]   here comes the 14-minute excuse i would like a full body pick from both those guys i'd like a[2:28:12]   full body pick that's a perfect way hey full body pick if they look better than me then we've got a[2:28:17]   a winner here full body pick from both of you are shut tf uh people who eat at ruth's chris[2:28:27]   wear man buns guys i don't know what the hell that that's crazy that is funny by the way i mean[2:28:33]   i just don't understand i would like to have like push a tease haircut if it were possible but you[2:28:39]   hate black people so much that i can't have a braid give me a braid that's what i say to people[2:28:45]   tendril all day every day and then when you want to do something about it with a nice hairstyle[2:28:49]   they won't have that either i want to get cornrows and then people make fun of me and i go oh can you[2:28:54]   guys give me a braid yeah i mean i would like to my ideal haircut as is the guy from spring breakers[2:29:03]   where it's cornrows back that flip up because they're so long my ideal haircut is cornrows[2:29:09]   that flip up and you wouldn't allow it so i can't be myself that's how on myself i can't be on my own[2:29:16]   show because of these southerners yes i want the man bun my and guys you got to get over man bun[2:29:24]   and ponytail it's like guys that was shocking 15 years ago you know like some of you are still[2:29:33]   shocked like about like that's like being like a guy wearing the color pink guys they'll do that[2:29:42]   i know they still do that those types of guys the legion of skanks cruddy they wear all black[2:29:48]   he's wearing pink guys we understand it's a girl's color it's gonna be okay[2:29:58]   sounds like a lot of excuse show me the picture then[2:30:04]   i'm wearing man buns i'm gonna be more like i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna and if anybody doesn't like[2:30:10]   it then you could go listen to oh good luck mike you aren't gonna win this one no you're actually[2:30:18]   gonna lose this one we're putting you on a list i actually am very confident in this and have been[2:30:23]   thinking it behind your backs for quite some time we've had this discussion i actually the way you[2:30:29]   think of a man bun is the way i think of you when you talk shit about a man bun yes and believe me[2:30:37]   it's way worse for you to have me think that you're shit then you think i'm shit trust me on[2:30:41]   this and i am gonna win this one you're not gonna win write his name down seriously write his name[2:30:51]   down i know that guy you're not gonna win this one believe me i've won it all i'd like to rape[2:31:00]   that guy i'd like to rip his clothes off his wife's clothes off his kids clothes off rape[2:31:05]   them up i bet he's one of those guys with eight kids listening to this show[2:31:10]   um i love that i started all this stuff you didn't i've been uh really pissed off about[2:31:15]   this man bun thing i see people how uncreative how stupid could you be how fucking gay and beta can[2:31:22]   you be by the way man bun was before the beta the man bun was what people were what do you[2:31:29]   think cavemen were doing with their hair when they want when they went uh when they wanted it up[2:31:34]   you think cavemen just wore their oh only wearing your hair down is cool[2:31:38]   hey did you know that big wigs came from the old founding fathers when they would wear a big[2:31:44]   i think i heard drill rug and said listen um cavemen with their long curly like curly[2:31:50]   fucking wavy hair that's gay a man with like long like a woman's hair that's gay[2:31:56]   gay time your hair up is not gay how about this i would even allow it if and by the way you should[2:32:05]   see these guys crew cuts from sam's clips great clips that they've got let me guys uh let me get[2:32:12]   a three of the sides of the look a little flip up spike and then it's all short let me see your[2:32:18]   haircut sending your haircuts i'm sure it's so cool and manly i was gonna say i would even allow[2:32:28]   it if there was like a few guys wearing man buns around in society and nobody had ever mentioned[2:32:34]   it before and then out of nowhere these people play have been playing follow the leaders since[2:32:40]   they were born they got a single thought of their own but they wouldn't have even thought of this[2:32:45]   imagine the haircuts on the on the people who are against man buns can you believe that to[2:32:52]   make fun of a man bun was probably some writer advice that you guys hate yes yes it was from[2:32:57]   the av club or pitchfork you guys don't even know who the people of the originators of the ideas[2:33:05]   that you blindly follow are makes me fucking sick and we talk about you in a negative way all week[2:33:12]   behind your backs uh mike is a contrarian shut the fuck up you're lucky to even be allowed to[2:33:20]   type in front of me um this made me feel better about wearing them you should feel better because[2:33:26]   believe me the guys you see the crew cuts the army abusive dad poor people cuts these blondes[2:33:33]   have by the way they probably have fucking light blonde hair you know looking like a guy named[2:33:37]   kevin who dies at 28 because he's been in a car accident you know who is that guy who just died[2:33:44]   in a car accident there blonde from uh school of rock from school yeah school of rock the drummer[2:33:51]   from school of rock is probably what you look like with your men's spike done up at uh salon one great[2:33:59]   clips 13 bucks these are the same people who go 18 for a haircut come on yeah that's very cheap[2:34:08]   these are the people who think if it's over 11 and you're not getting it at costco it's it's[2:34:12]   fucking gay we were never meant to associate with those people every schmuck goes i've been made fun[2:34:19]   of 30 times in the bpg for having a man bun in one of my pictures wow look at that and it's so[2:34:25]   it's like believe me everything you do is worse than that man but okay we got to move on from the[2:34:30]   man bun and i'm going to be wearing one on every show for the next year just to get some people[2:34:36]   out of here because you either listen to a guy with a man bun or you're gay or something[2:34:41]   get out of here you don't get red bar you don't get this whole situation here and you're not going[2:34:46]   to like when i fucking start wearing gowns on the show that's for sure i want to wear gowns i want[2:34:51]   to wear flowy dresses i want to have braids and necklaces and head dresses and necklaces that's[2:34:58]   what i want to be you won't allow it you because you follow the wrong people um believe me we won[2:35:06]   that round uh let's see old lady pajamas now you guys are so often what do you wear like a tight[2:35:12]   medium black t-shirt with like uh the mma jam on it like you look terrible we laugh at people like[2:35:18]   this is terrible i don't even want to dress like the common man is so pathetic to me the way a man[2:35:24]   dresses it's getting pretty dull it really is dull i gotta come up with something here is some[2:35:29]   sort of outfit that i wear on the show believe me this next iteration of red bar i'm not gonna[2:35:33]   be wearing anything you could get your hands on it's gonna be weirdo fucking shit because the way[2:35:39]   you dress is quite frankly pathetic a t-shirt oh look at you and your little t t-shirts look[2:35:47]   fucking gay as hell right now by the way a skin tight little thing that you wear you look gay[2:35:53]   you look gay and what are you wearing denim you like navy oh navy it's a navy[2:36:00]   cacophony of different navies that you wear as pants you look foolish people think their[2:36:07]   clothes are the ones all clothes look retarded if you distance yourself from what's allowed[2:36:18]   me and ashley butterfield are really the only ones mike takes his first cell i want that guy[2:36:22]   banned he's seriously jules ban him i'm banning him you're not allowed in our community anymore[2:36:29]   this is uh what is his name t-a-i-n-t-s-k-i we're gonna match you up we're doxing you[2:36:37]   you're not a part of this community anymore we want you out man buns only around wait[2:36:43]   till you see the fucking here i'm gonna look like cole from ross dog creations next week[2:36:49]   do you think cole's gay[2:36:50]   i want him out i want him fucking ducks cole is the most american man that america[2:36:58]   cole is the most american man i aspire to be like coal do people know coal from ross dog creations[2:37:04]   i don't care how many fucking 13 year old girls ross duck is fucked right up the ass on that[2:37:09]   florida t's beach i don't care i give them a pass salvo because of i give ross dog creations a pass[2:37:17]   i don't care how there's some people like we care that krista leah fucked miners i don't care if[2:37:22]   ross dog fucks miners i only care that krista leah my enemy who sucks fucks miners you understand[2:37:29]   you think i care about miners what planet are you on[2:37:35]   people say ross dog creations has sexually assaulted a lot of underage girls i would too[2:37:40]   if i lived on the beach have you seen them they're wearing nothing i don't know how these[2:37:47]   people on the beach aren't constantly whacking off to all the women you know they're you're seeing[2:37:53]   their butts constantly you're all just playing it cool as if those aren't butts so uh cole do you[2:38:01]   know cole do people know cole did we get a light up in the chat when i said cole some people know[2:38:06]   him this guy cole is people go mike yeah do you have any male figures that you look up to idols[2:38:15]   yeah coal from ross dog creations i don't know man he says he looks up to ross dog i don't know[2:38:22]   i didn't get it that's right cheers everybody to a wonderful time-filling discussion jokes on you[2:38:29]   that was just to fill time just kidding we would never do that i really have those thoughts[2:38:36]   cheers everybody to a wonderful red bar water under it's water under the bridge to the guy[2:38:40]   that i banned yes we forgive you i'll see you next time it's got really thin skin he's been banning[2:38:45]   people you want to talk about merch oh yeah i just scrolled past a clip of merch calling you a jew[2:38:54]   let's hear this you know merch has been really anti-semitic and during anti-israel month let's[2:38:59]   report merch i'm kidding um he takes that stuff very seriously and what's wrong with being jewish[2:39:06]   merch you know this guy's way more jewish than i could ever you know hope to be and um i really[2:39:15]   it's so weird with this merch thing because we like i mean we've been nothing but nice to him[2:39:21]   we don't know where all this anger is coming from i think what's happening is every time he tries to[2:39:25]   do a show people keep requesting like they go can you do any like red bars stuff like can you sing[2:39:32]   can you dance do you have any lighting and mercy is like fuck this and he he's been taking out[2:39:41]   this anger on me that's really like an anger that he's got with his fans for wanting red bar during[2:39:47]   merch hours but i really don't have anything to do with it and then he starts stirring up and he[2:39:52]   starts it's almost like you hear his inner monologue come out on his show he's like[2:39:57]   that mike uh once i get to the bottom of this mic merch calls us the ultimate jew yeah this is let's[2:40:05]   see this i forget what this is about completely and you know what you know this thing about merch[2:40:12]   i covered a lot of people that i got personal vendettas against andrew shantino big michael is[2:40:18]   i don't got any vendetta i do this because i know it makes you guys so happy i know how people love[2:40:25]   this merch you know there's this whole someone in the gym yeah yes there's a whole community that[2:40:30]   lights up with this merch and so i figure let's celebrate them but i really i mean let's see this[2:40:40]   funny though i might be ultimate true claims he doesn't pay oh god all right let's hear this[2:40:48]   i didn't talk about it i'm not mike david i know look man uh oh i know that you guys think that[2:40:56]   sometimes like you guys i know some of you guys watch this and you watch red bar and you think[2:41:00]   that like you know this is like some show that rips off red bar or whatever i don't care about[2:41:05]   tony hinchcliffe i only covered him the one time when because you know this is like all unprovoked[2:41:13]   stuff you know that comes out of nowhere you'd think someone mentioned a man bun[2:41:19]   is this is what the anti-man bun guys look like by the way like this is what they think is like oh[2:41:25]   planet safe i'm a man yes an anti-man this is what you people probably look like identical[2:41:32]   because believe me if you ask merch his opinion on me oh man buns they're oh how surprising[2:41:39]   a guy like this hates a man bunned guy oh what a comedic surprise isn't that funny because i[2:41:45]   always think the people that i like watching yeah like trisha for example yeah like they're always[2:41:51]   going to say something that you don't expect them to say or say an opinion that you never thought[2:41:57]   they would say that and that's what i like about you and you think that people would want you to be[2:42:02]   like say something surprising like who'd think mike well they do they do but again they do you[2:42:08]   do they hate it well they're they're brainwashed that's being brainwashed by what you think[2:42:15]   cool society guys like are aligning with but it's like that's outdated that man buns are gay well[2:42:22]   it's like when i would wear like short shorts on the show they'd go short short it's like[2:42:27]   but why because somebody told you that they were gay once you know what i mean it's like that[2:42:34]   expires and even if you think short shirts are gay isn't it funny isn't it funny that[2:42:40]   i'm wearing them would never wear short shorts is wearing that understand like you know no they[2:42:46]   don't have any creativity these are real serious people man all right let's hear uh from marsh[2:42:53]   from revenge of the cis brody stevens killed himself and i will things that happen on kill[2:43:00]   tommy occasionally i don't care about tony hinchcliffe yeah that's what mike david hard[2:43:05]   on that's one of his fucking things that he's obsessed with because he doesn't like comedians[2:43:11]   he doesn't like being nice to him he doesn't like acknowledging their art form[2:43:15]   he doesn't like paying them when he runs comedy clubs what no pay oh and then he does this look[2:43:22]   at this look at this look at the red bar right red bar it was that a convincing you gotta believe[2:43:28]   me manipulative laugh break that was staged listen i've been accused of a lot of things[2:43:36]   but not paying comedians has never been one of them you could ask lil rel howie[2:43:45]   you know it was interesting i ran this comedy club called the red bar comedy club[2:43:50]   and i booked some of the best guys did you know that on nights where we knew we couldn't fill the[2:43:56]   room we booked a black comedian from the south side of chicago named lil rel howie[2:44:05]   you might recognize him right now as lil rel howie he's whitened up his voice he's[2:44:10]   taking media trading whitening classes but back then he would south sides[2:44:22]   he was one of those like friday you know how like in the movie friday like everyone[2:44:26]   loves the dad and the dad's like you know the pizza all the collard greens all the chicken[2:44:32]   i'm gonna burn and you're going that's like a little cheap and over the top but black people[2:44:37]   love it you know black people like i love lil rel harry was like cheap michael aps black[2:44:45]   we paid him very well very very well to say i didn't pay comedians i think they're confusing[2:44:54]   it of me um not giving mike stanley his dvd at finishing his dvd i think it's a[2:45:02]   bastardization of that story but go ask lil rel harry you can see his check photos at tfc bank[2:45:13]   you could see the check images we paid them handsomely and then he's going to say this[2:45:18]   is like merch you've hated me for years shouldn't you have used this didn't pay[2:45:23]   comics thing at the beginning all upsetting this is the one yeah he's the u.s that means[2:45:31]   i even paid him you paid merch 375 i paid him 375 i'm a very generous spender like that's not[2:45:40]   a thing about me so this is your new thing to lie about wait to lie about mike that's not gonna be[2:45:52]   good so let's hear him out let's see what he says and then you go you could go double check you[2:46:02]   could go connect the dots you could go ask these comedians did mike not pay you plus if you didn't[2:46:08]   pay them that would be funny because they all suck that would be very funny someone says mike[2:46:14]   does not pay them respect i could go that angle too i would love and believe me i wanted to deduct[2:46:23]   pay for bombing you know these comedians would come up i remember i'm haunted by this memory[2:46:29]   of this comedian mike liebovitz do you know him mike liebovitz look him up on instagram he's a dad[2:46:35]   now doing gay ass dad stories he hasn't broke 1300 followers and i he used to be a comedian[2:46:43]   that i would like and he came up and he did such a bullshit act and i was so strict on coming like[2:46:49]   if somebody went up at our club and they bombed i'd scream at them i would scream at them and[2:46:55]   they would be like who the fuck are you like you think just because you fucking run this place that[2:47:00]   you could tell me and i remember mike liebovitz got off stage when i go what the fuck was that[2:47:07]   i go that was terrible i go what the fuck are you doing and he blew up at me he goes you don't[2:47:13]   fucking you don't know nothing about comedy you're not a fucking comedian you can't tell me shit[2:47:17]   and i remember i was so angry at him and yeah i wish i could deduct his fucking pay[2:47:23]   these people didn't deserve to to get paid a dime and they got paid plenty so to see mursh[2:47:30]   try to use this as a new as if like people are going to be mad at me for not paying we[2:47:35]   fucking hate comedians bro they wish i didn't pay them big mistake and now you've angered me[2:47:44]   that's never good i know the last two months all we've ever done is be nice to him all i've[2:47:51]   ever done is be nice to you great guy so let's hear this you know red bar right red bar the[2:47:56]   origin story of red bar is literally he's just the ultimate jew that he ran a comedy[2:48:02]   club and a podcast and then a bunch of comedians came out and said this guy's not paying us and[2:48:07]   he's spending all our money on drugs and alcohol no he got really pissed and they all started like[2:48:11]   kind of canceling him in town and rather than just pay them being the talmudic david that he is[2:48:19]   he just doubled and tripled down and decided actually no i'm the victim here and frankly[2:48:25]   i'm gonna destroy well then why am i making fun of you you aren't a comedian well i guess he was[2:48:36]   i didn't know that maybe i do have like a thing where i just hate comedians[2:48:43]   a gift yeah well let's hear some more the entire world of comedy because i'm gonna burn down the[2:48:54]   entire industry of comedy because i owe people a combined hundred and thirty five dollars[2:49:00]   mike dono hahaha mike dono i'm just saying no no no no no you know uh that will not be tolerated[2:49:10]   for the get well you know what do you give him as a punishment for that how many lashes[2:49:15]   does a guy like that get now[2:49:17]   oh shit uh you know for a punishment like that you can't revert to that you can't revert to that when[2:49:26]   you're losing when you're boxed in all of a sudden you're gonna just start creating new myth it's a[2:49:32]   little late in the game to start creating new myths we should have had this all of this out[2:49:38]   when we were having our big war i don't understand i'm mershiken idol we were sending you 375[2:49:44]   and again we're not at war with you we're like your biggest supporters we are[2:49:50]   at odds with jesse p us like we're like let's team up and take down jesse and you're like[2:49:55]   this mike david uh stop mentioning him you know this didn't have to be it never had to be[2:50:04]   you know royce is a good friend of mine he's a very close friend of mine and you go royce[2:50:10]   how are you letting this happen when we're such close friends for those you don't know[2:50:14]   the other guy royce on a show with the beard we've been hanging out i mean we've been going[2:50:19]   to lunch i visited them in uh clearwater florida the other week and we got along great so i don't[2:50:27]   know where this is coming from i put this stuff on youtube we'll see what the people say so[2:50:33]   clip this put it on youtube file it under hashtag marsh put it in their subreddit let's see what[2:50:38]   people say because i don't know what the fuck's going on anymore with this relationship it's[2:50:44]   confusing you guys need couples therapy well yeah okay very fucked up man the ultimate jew[2:50:51]   and he's got a hard on for this jews stuff right now bad fucking timing bro especially when i'm[2:50:57]   one of like the protected guys right now i don't know click that link someone just posted let's[2:51:05]   see this what is this another merch dish no you should be mad at him let's see what happens here[2:51:11]   red bar is mad who is this smoke alarm battery changer oh adam 22 oh the adam 22 update this[2:51:18]   is perfect check this out so people are contacting adam 22 smoke alarm battery change remember i said[2:51:27]   everybody contact adam to tell them i'm going to shoot up the building right his worst nightmare[2:51:33]   let's see what people say yo adam 22 mike from red bar is mad at you bro i've never seen him[2:51:39]   this upset you gotta oh okay is that it and then click to the next thing okay i've never seen him[2:51:45]   this mad i like that okay but let's see what the next thing is the next picture in the same post[2:51:50]   oh okay oh he responded in a dm he he dm'd the guy lol what do you say wow look at this[2:51:59]   oh no jumper hey i got a theme song for no jumper that i just wrote no jumper oh you got come on a[2:52:09]   show with some artists black dudes in the whole entire nation it's no jumper where black dude[2:52:19]   smokes a gossip lifts and act all train crange oh he's got he's found i can't say this well you[2:52:31]   know what it's so funny i like i'll explain what's going on at no jumper they've got all[2:52:36]   these black guys on the show and they're so serious about everything and they don't really get[2:52:44]   jokes like they've got this one black guy on the show where if you were like i hate all ends you'd[2:52:52]   be like i don't understand how that's funny and you're like adam can you explain to this guy why[2:52:59]   it's funny and adam's like i ain't going there and it's filled with a bunch of like bewildered[2:53:05]   black guys and every interview features like two black guys going i never knew about none of that[2:53:13]   it's like so funny introducing like these black guys to like basic white jokes and they're like[2:53:22]   i never heard about it's like have you what have you heard about so my thing now is to like[2:53:31]   because they're very like sincere and sensitive over there like you can if i went on no jumper[2:53:37]   and there's like two black guys that he has and i go hey you know george floyd i uh you know[2:53:42]   dug him up the other they'd be like how that funny how that fun and it's like adam can you[2:53:49]   tell these gentlemen why that's funny you would side with them yes he would side with them so[2:53:55]   that's why i think this is funny i like the black guys i know jumper they're amazing they were so[2:54:00]   amazing they're so funny that they just had with fousey and keemstar but i think people know what[2:54:06]   i mean right does anybody know what i mean about how the black guys had no jumper are always like[2:54:10]   so confused over like basic like they don't i think you're thinking of that one guy who also[2:54:19]   has his own show that's like at the end of the day or whatever that was no touch yeah can we play[2:54:24]   that pull that up so adam 22 i'd love to speak with adam and i'd love to film a porn with him[2:54:32]   and his wife you should i'll take out my long dong and i'll ravel it up into the baby's carriage[2:54:39]   i love adam 22 i thought i hated him when he shaved his head he started looking like a real[2:54:43]   prison ass mongoloid but then he grew back his hair he's such a nice i love i have a soft spot[2:54:50]   for how adam 22 speaks i love his cadence i love how he carries himself i like his look[2:54:57]   but then he'll do something so stupid just to make black people think that he's on their level[2:55:05]   i don't even think he really does that though he doesn't ever bother me that much no he never[2:55:10]   bothered i'm not saying he bothers me at all but he doesn't explain it's a very mixed do we have[2:55:18]   that black guy oh yeah send it over i want to show this guy because he's like so off[2:55:26]   i don't know about adam 22 i'm still on the phone i love him i think he's a great guy[2:55:30]   i love him i think he's a great guy[2:55:36]   i would love to do acid with him at a park with five white boys yes like his remember that yeah[2:55:43]   uh no he's a psycho he had sex with trisha pedis only a psycho is available to do that[2:55:51]   this is what my thing compare fousey tube in his this is what i'm talking about[2:55:55]   so here's keemstar and by the way keemstar is the most professional person i've ever met[2:56:01]   if i was on this show oh and here are the two black guys why we gotta be the two stop[2:56:09]   don't you understand any joke fousey tube 22 black black white keemstar[2:56:17]   it was so funny because you got keemstar and fousey tube on adam 22 and you see these two[2:56:22]   black crooks again it's a joke imagine if i why are they crooks because they're black[2:56:30]   yes because they're all watching this because they saw the tweet these motherfuckers there[2:56:35]   can't visit i and i've had many black guys on the show brian balan black guys cannot stop rolling[2:56:42]   trees constant it's like they loved rolling i go do you even smoke weed or do you just roll it[2:56:51]   they're constantly and when they leave there's tobacco everywhere there's shit everywhere ash[2:56:57]   everywhere rick glassman would have a heart attack yeah and whenever brian babbler was on my show he[2:57:03]   was never i go are you paying attention he'd be like yeah and it's like why are your thumbnails[2:57:09]   so long why are they so long for what uh but was so charming here's the you know this is like a[2:57:19]   happy ending to this story people are like what are you getting at here this is just trashing the[2:57:23]   bees no no no keemstar and fousey come on the show and they've got these black guys and i go[2:57:29]   these black guys are gonna be at odds with the whites they're not gonna get what these whites[2:57:33]   are saying you know in my mind the media has made it to where when a black and a white is in the[2:57:39]   same room i go oh my what is this gonna happen that's what they've done to me instead of it's[2:57:45]   the media it's true and keemstar comes in here the black guys all of a sudden start acting white[2:57:54]   watch this you'll see what i mean here carnation to addison ray addison ray 30 immaculate looking[2:58:02]   no trauma fousey tube at one point was actually really fat and then had like the most ridiculous[2:58:07]   body transformation of ever but plenty trauma i'm looking for trauma that's what i want to see from[2:58:12]   my vloggers then read my book read my book trauma is what makes for a good vlogger from my perspective[2:58:16]   i don't want to see somebody who's well adjusted that their life seems like it's going crazy[2:58:20]   now the black guys are like nah you know a black guy's average temperature is nah they don't know[2:58:28]   what the fuck this conversation means you want to see trump so when i see this is how i'm trained[2:58:34]   now adam 22 is like i want to see trauma in a vlog and then i look at this guy and he's like[2:58:41]   you want to see trauma and he takes it like fully literal[2:58:49]   but then they actually come around and they start understanding the w humor the white humor[2:59:00]   and keemstar is acting like himself in front of the brothers i can't believe it[2:59:05]   you know does anybody is anybody following me with this yeah read my book this is what's[2:59:13]   happened on the entire internet adam is the fucking internet is in fun anymore because you[2:59:18]   can't do or say anything controversial or you're getting fucking canceled so nobody's even bothering[2:59:23]   having conversations like if i had said the word you had just said the backlash i would get is so[2:59:28]   different than what you would get and i can't comprehend why i'm hip-hop his fan base has just[2:59:32]   like the most toxic young white kids in the middle of nowhere amen they're conversing[2:59:44]   black relations it's over i couldn't believe it when this podcast first i go these black guys[2:59:51]   are gonna shoot the whites and now they're conversating as one he knows what he's talking[3:00:00]   about and he's vibing with him so you're saying no jumper saved america i'm saying i just can't[3:00:09]   believe it when i see a black guy sitting with more than one white i go there's no way he[3:00:15]   understands what the white is fucking talking about toxic white and keemstar is a toxic white[3:00:21]   does anyone follow this on my 10 million subscriber channel before i dipped on it this year[3:00:32]   i released the final music video called re-up you hear it see when i'm watching this i go everything[3:00:37]   out of fousey tube's mouth this show is like amazing by the way i feel like anyone would enjoy[3:00:42]   this this whole episode with fousey tube by the way you got him right where you know in his natural[3:00:47]   habitat here behind a electric fence that's really nice you know imagine if i had my co-host[3:00:56]   he sits in front of a barbed wire fence here and just to make sure it's a what do they call that[3:01:01]   a maximum security prison when i see a black eye making a face like this i go whites stop what[3:01:09]   you're doing now and try to relate to him in a way he could understand but then i'm watching this and[3:01:15]   i go they do eventually start understanding and how could this be so let's watch right now[3:01:22]   play that music video we can't stream this is a podcast he's about to do a rap so this is a[3:01:27]   great a rap's coming up fousey's about to do a rap yo sing it for those of you who don't know[3:01:33]   i actually am a huge fan of fousey to me he's better than drake how does this song go rice and[3:01:41]   got no spirit got no deeper lever lay wait rice and got no spirit got no deeper layer[3:01:48]   one goes fortnite player one goes exactly fortnite player added up that's a rice gum[3:01:55]   stole everything in his life um[3:02:00]   jake paul was my slurp juice i practically birthed you i lied better than any drake song[3:02:08]   fousey tube to me is a great rapper well he's about to make your wishes come true[3:02:13]   this is a big moment for you this is like singing kanye live can i do something with[3:02:17]   this picture right now guys everyone look at this picture and check this out[3:02:24]   mama said do be days like this do be days like this my mama said mama said do be days like this[3:02:34]   do be days like this my mama mama said mama said[3:02:41]   that's what i think when i see a guy making a fish like this with this shade[3:02:47]   does that ring true to anyone else a black person all that's going through their head is that[3:02:53]   fucking lyric mama said there'll be days like this when they get pulled over by the cop no it's[3:02:59]   more about does that make sense look they're laughing they're laughing[3:03:10]   can we get that karaoke i want to do it with his face come on come on really quick[3:03:14]   get that karaoke it's worth it does this not make sense to everybody in the fucking world mama said[3:03:21]   mama sad i'm crying said a white what about a black what do you think of this can we get to get[3:03:29]   there can we make jokes the song is coming and send this to adam22 he'll be like oh shit[3:03:39]   oh shit you stuck your dick up trisha paytas we're even uh let's see what happens you know[3:03:47]   the lyrics no there's no karaoke to that really there is one without the lyrics hold on well[3:03:54]   that's really fucked up here we go oh wait[3:04:05]   oh you found another one and one and oh mama said here we go[3:04:12]   this is dedicated to uh keemstar's uh co-host[3:04:16]   so mama said there'll be days like this there'll be days like this my mama said[3:04:25]   mama said there'll be days like this there'll be days like this my mama said[3:04:32]   i was walking the other day and i everything was going fine[3:04:39]   i made a little bone and bill is gone[3:04:46]   mama said there'll be daylight there'll be daylight this mama is this racist mama said[3:04:53]   there'll be days like this there'll be days like this even a white can do it[3:04:59]   and then she says someone will look at me and i said mama said[3:05:03]   oh your mama don't even know what's going on inside my head no no oh yeah[3:05:13]   mama sat in stereo the days like this there'll be days like this my mother said mama said there'll[3:05:21]   be gays like this there'll be gays like this tim dillon sets even the whites in the case[3:05:27]   if you met a jew kill that you kill him now put him in the ground and put a knife in his head[3:05:32]   making sure he's dead put that motherfucker in cement let's bury it under the lake so he'll[3:05:38]   never come back psyche's back hey mama said there'll be blacks like this there'll be blacks[3:05:44]   like this george floyd had said he can't breathe but i'm sure he would say there'll be blacks like[3:05:51]   this my georgie said thank you to adam 22 play this for your co-hosts[3:06:02]   my mama said my mama said[3:06:09]   all because of that face there'll be days like this[3:06:14]   there'll be days like mama said there'll be days like this my mama said okay[3:06:25]   tush thank you[3:06:26]   worth it[3:06:33]   you're not seeing other shows do that all right uh they're about to wrap let's see what happens[3:06:39]   hit it i want to hear acapella look i'm gonna leave after this i'm gonna leave[3:06:53]   i'm gonna explain to you why this resonates so well right[3:06:56]   2020 was ending i had three failed dropshipping businesses the cameraman talk to the camera[3:07:09]   so it was about my life had hit the gutter okay like i was done my career was fucking[3:07:15]   over same he was in the mall literally my career was over dead nobody thought i could come back[3:07:22]   so on my leaving my 10 million subscriber channel i come out with a song called re-up[3:07:27]   meaning and that's like if you look at how my car is dropped right now it says re-up on the[3:07:31]   side new merch is gonna be real adam's like eminem had an album called the re-up it's like come on[3:07:36]   you i don't like when people name their stuff the same name i got a song right now called re-up so[3:07:43]   did eminem oh adam will you say something he'll say something tomorrow dude he was telling me[3:07:52]   that there's like this re-up i'm like i'm gonna then say it now 20. meaning no matter how low[3:07:58]   you get you better talk to the clips no matter how bad life gets no matter what happens they might[3:08:03]   come for you you can always get back up even better than you were before and do things better[3:08:08]   so that's why this song resonates so much because if you literally listen to the lyrics i'm gonna[3:08:12]   say it for y'all listen come on okay don't laugh here we go we're gonna hear a rap i'm not even a[3:08:18]   rapper that's the thing the next july 15th chill out i'm just showing people that like there's[3:08:27]   nothing you can do so it goes like this took a few l's made me tear up i hated the man in the[3:08:32]   mirror a dollar a dream i'm a dreamer the rollie told me time to re-up i got me some cash i don't[3:08:38]   need a chick i've been in my bag i've been in my shit we running it back i started on twitch a[3:08:42]   hunt on my teeth they bright as a bitch they really pushed my buttons the push start i bring[3:08:50]   the top in eighth in the wood i ain't coughing east aileron i got options used to see me in a[3:08:56]   rari i guess it don't fit with the starry shout out the bay it's a party you think i fell off[3:09:01]   bitch i'm starting you think i fell off bitch i'm starting i like it man that's their big[3:09:11]   celebration that's push a t level that's the best part that's push a t level[3:09:21]   thanks for having me i appreciate y'all[3:09:29]   what's a blind guy from kill tony called[3:09:34]   special d madness everybody ever seen d madness without his glasses[3:09:42]   i just want to learn adam hates fake teeth thank you for coming through that's crazy[3:09:47]   let's hear something else you want to meet ah keemstar holding it down right and for that's[3:09:52]   what holding it down means how we hear these songs like yeah dumb dumb down holding it down[3:09:58]   that's what holding it down means acting like yourself in front of blacks[3:10:01]   old there's actually people in the chat right now about fousey's rap when everyone's going oh[3:10:06]   bars yeah and then there's guys going oh i don't know guys that was pretty cringe[3:10:12]   wow see these are people not like us so let's point out those people there's some people in[3:10:17]   the chat going why are they all going oh this is great this is great that's pretty cringe[3:10:23]   let's single them out i don't want to single them out see this is what i'm talking about[3:10:29]   they don't understand when i say something's great they think like i'm actually just promoting[3:10:34]   something great they don't understand great in the way i'm using great isn't that crazy[3:10:43]   i don't know man i thought that rap was pretty cringe oh oh we thought it was pretty tight[3:10:51]   you really that's[3:10:55]   guys pick on those people for me after listening i need to go to the bar[3:11:02]   no do not go to a bar all right let's do something else here i could see this is dividing us here[3:11:09]   is people i liked it for real great for comedic value here's something we can all get behind[3:11:15]   dave smith making a presidential speech dave smith here comes the bride wait till you see[3:11:23]   our next president and wait till you see the well dave smith makes a presidential speech[3:11:33]   at a libertarian conference i've never seen[3:11:37]   anything so gay if i would have known this conference was going on i would have called[3:11:42]   in a bomb threat um to get uh to get uh[3:11:55]   to get dade out of this because it was so fucking gay for those of you don't know dave smith part[3:12:02]   of the legion of skanks is a libertarian and he's actually taking it seriously quite seriously if[3:12:09]   you follow him on twitter you'd see that dave smith constantly he's arguing these libertarian[3:12:15]   values and you're going well he's got quite a following i want to show you the following that[3:12:20]   he's got he went to a libertarian conference and made a presidential speech for 42 minutes[3:12:29]   and he's doing this seriously this is not a joke it's not like when lewis does boxing and you go[3:12:34]   okay i don't i can't follow it but whatever this is real wait till you see this footage[3:12:43]   that we got a hold of today of our last speaker tonight wow he's the headliner yeah[3:12:53]   now this is the guy introducing dave smith immediately immediately you'll notice he's[3:13:00]   chomping on nicotine gum or something like this he's going i've never seen a speaker do this i've[3:13:08]   never seen somebody so i'm going how like uh legit could this be if this is the guy hosting the event[3:13:17]   so let's remember this pretend politics aside pretend someone we know who claims to be a[3:13:26]   comedian is involved with this guy and that's it yeah isn't that enough to kick him offline[3:13:37]   for eternity here you go this is real fucking footage it pretty much speaks for itself[3:13:44]   this is what dave smith's doing[3:14:00]   there's dave smith look dave smith is now walking do we miss the enough[3:14:07]   he's walking through the crowd and these are the libertarians folks[3:14:11]   that are so supportive of him that you see on twitter you're thinking these might be real people[3:14:16]   think again these are the look at the guy talking yeah no i'm gonna bring it back but i want to show[3:14:24]   you as long as we're here here's dave smith coming to the stage look at the people this isn't real[3:14:30]   folks this is cosplaying this is the same as a marvell community convention this is the same as[3:14:39]   this is the same as cosplay or my little pony dress up look at they rented out a room at the[3:14:47]   mariot suites okay a room that a poor person would have a bat mitzvah out of and dave smith is being[3:14:55]   honored but it's just by all these shithead guys here i'm gonna kick it back to the beginning look[3:15:02]   at this all right our last speaker tonight[3:15:08]   look at this guy he's chewing gum[3:15:23]   and dave is look at that dave is the head of this look at there is uh he was just on joe rogan he[3:15:30]   lost a bunch of weight action bronson loves it i just love what you're doing for brooklyn[3:15:37]   you're gonna make pizza awfully tasty and look at dave's like little smirk and how happy yes[3:15:44]   dave is walking around like president oh thank you for your support thank you thank you[3:15:51]   vote for me she's acting like the motherfucker from taxi driver uh this is so ridiculous and[3:15:59]   he needs to be pummeled for this guys you know legion this gang sits around makes fun of people[3:16:06]   you're fucking gay big j with his rosy face wait till you see him dressing up like meanie from drew[3:16:12]   carrie on the daily and then this i'm going to show you this again this is dave smith and his crew[3:16:19]   this needs to stop[3:16:24]   look at him[3:16:25]   people are standing in their fucking target t-shirts oh it's dave smith our lead they love[3:16:35]   him he went on for 42 minutes he talks to this crowd and they're whooping and what do they what[3:16:40]   does tony call it whooping and hollering and hollering so when you see this on twitter you go[3:16:47]   oh he's a libertarian people no the libertarians are all cuckoo they eat so much food and they[3:16:54]   they eat spaghetti with no shirts do you understand remember free talk live ian from[3:16:59]   free talk live the first time i met him he was wearing no shirt eating canned spaghetti out of[3:17:04]   a children's bowl i go what are you doing he said oh it's the free state project i said fuck off[3:17:13]   that's when i knew libertarians are kooks watch this shit[3:17:16]   look at the nerd every one of these people is a low life physically ugly nerd look at this guy[3:17:30]   no oh it's fucking kip from napoleon dynamite folks he's here to support dave let's see what[3:17:37]   else we got oh great uh what's your name kathy bates look at these fucking bags and nerds so[3:17:46]   when you see it on twitter you assume oh it's just a person no no no look at this guy they're[3:17:51]   all wearing their superhero this might as well be kamikan and this is what dave smith's doing if i[3:17:58]   went to an event to honor me and this was the crowd i would pull a larry david say no thanks[3:18:04]   i ain't speaking for these fucking dweebs[3:18:10]   oh look at this guy have you ever seen a host chomp i mean this is like if merch was awarded[3:18:17]   microphone host watch this zoom in on his mouth yeah watch look at this guy i mean this is[3:18:23]   straight out of stepbrothers he's gonna watch this this is our last speaker tonight you can't[3:18:36]   not have gum for one second bro how good can i won't chew gum gum is a child's toy you're chewing[3:18:45]   and chomping and dave smith's gonna come up as if this is like an official conference he should come[3:18:51]   up and kick you in the head is a very is a very failed comedian[3:19:00]   look at this is the host of the part of the problem it's that's enough for me to say[3:19:05]   sayonara suckers not an event and this is a legion of skank[3:19:12]   you're lucky louis is alive dave i'd come down there and behead you myself[3:19:16]   how fucking queer have people become it's so crazy what people have become and what[3:19:23]   the standards are and the rules and regulations for comedy sure have changed let's continue[3:19:30]   podcast co-host of the legion of skanks podcast and considering and i assure you only considering[3:19:41]   a run for president in 2024 i mean this guy should be like locked down and fucked with a[3:19:49]   broomstick ala jeffrey dahmer seriously this guy's worse than fucking dahmer look at the back of his[3:19:56]   head folks your hair is starting to look like that a little yeah well okay let's just calm down here[3:20:04]   let's just calm down here this looks like the guy that helps the fucking uh texas chainsaw[3:20:10]   family yes this is like the crooked cop in texas chainsaw massacre who like rapes everybody that[3:20:18]   he arrests he's insane dave smith i mean this is better than hillary clinton are you out of your[3:20:29]   mind this makes hillary clinton look like a reasonable respectful person[3:20:37]   look at he hugs that man he hugs the only interaction you should have with that man[3:20:46]   is shooting him all right oops so fucking awesome it is such an amazing city yeah vibrant[3:20:57]   dave mike is the big uh dave dave smith is the big mike of legion of skanks there i've said it yep[3:21:04]   give him the chair you're the big mike of legion of skanks[3:21:13]   yeah bro facts the libertarian oh my god he really is the big mike of legion of skanks yes[3:21:21]   here he is delivering his speech only big mike is able to pull off a conference like this[3:21:28]   thank you very much look at this thank you[3:21:32]   thank you dave mike yeah that's his nickname here dave mike instead of big mike it's dave mike[3:21:39]   look at this asshole where'd you get your clothes h and m this is his big conference[3:21:45]   what a great event you wear something nice well look at that i mean look at the people again[3:21:51]   this is more about the people who attend the conference they're one above pop action vinyl[3:21:57]   collectors the libertarian party is no different than the star wars party at this point it's just[3:22:05]   one more real hey has star wars ostracized you and pushed you out because you don't know all[3:22:11]   the facts from 78 join the libertarian party where star wars geeks can pretend they know politics no[3:22:18]   the star wars guys were ostracized by all of the lib the politics oh yeah yeah well because yeah[3:22:24]   we want the black guy or something we hate black people star wars people hate the blacks so they[3:22:30]   know all the facts from the 70s dave smith should be murdered for this video okay that's what you[3:22:36]   should take home you see dave smith this is what i want you to do throw garbage at him he ain't[3:22:42]   gonna do nothing throw something at him i will fund this project i want everyone to carry two[3:22:49]   tomatoes on you at all times in case you run into dave smith i'll pay the 16 cents i want these to[3:22:56]   be conventional tomatoes i don't want to see anything organic i want these from safeway albertson's[3:23:04]   whole uh jewel and i want you to whip a tomato at his face as hard as you can and if he says that's[3:23:11]   illegal you say well mike told me to do it take it up with him and run instead of like an ebt[3:23:18]   card or whatever some stores accept a red bar card where they let you redeem two free tomatoes[3:23:23]   two free tomatoes all you have to do is show your swastika upon entry for coming out tonight i've[3:23:30]   met a lot of you so far and i'll be hanging out after i hope to meet more of you oh you hope to[3:23:35]   meet more of these guys i mean josh denny's psychotic alt-right vampire conference have less[3:23:42]   psychos in it than this i can't wait to meet all of you how about i come and kick your kids teeth[3:23:49]   in because obviously my threats against you aren't working i i get it it's like a lot of people are[3:23:55]   coming up to me and they're like oh you know like thank you for what you do and listen imagine[3:24:00]   opening your speech a lot of people come up to me and they thank me for what i do[3:24:05]   they're all jerk-offs dave these are not serious people they're all crazy computer people[3:24:11]   i saw them in the opening shot and they're gonna cut away to these people as if they're the[3:24:15]   fucking rich and famous at mtv movie awards wait till you see the cutaways of the crowd[3:24:23]   people are coming up to me and they're like oh you know like thank you for what you do and and[3:24:27]   listen from the bottom of my heart man thank you guys for what you do like this is what matters[3:24:32]   this is incredible what an incredible event with so much energy uh no uh what the fuck is happening[3:24:44]   what an incredible event solace energy this is like south park you're fucking gay[3:24:52]   if i ever see him whatever it is you have to throw throw it at him[3:24:57]   this cannot go on and why do you allow it because he's like snarky on legion of skanks you think[3:25:02]   he's got it together he's holding it down he ain't holding down nothing[3:25:06]   he's doing conferences for the retarded for the demented[3:25:11]   libertarians i don't know if this is really giving a good name to libertarians here[3:25:16]   i didn't know the conference was a bunch of fucking kicked out comic-con fags you know[3:25:22]   you know i i gotta say man it's like i've been doing what i do for a while now look at this[3:25:30]   audience man you got this guy he was just busted for shooting a gun in the air[3:25:35]   because another youtuber made fun of him what's that guy's boogie boogie j there's boogie boogie[3:25:41]   one two three oh look at this girl i came alone to the libertarian talk i mean look at these[3:25:48]   fucking losers these are not serious people you know the this is the most serious guy here[3:25:55]   this is the most expensive camera in the room it's a canon 1d you could buy it at target for 400[3:26:04]   i mean these are losers okay j boogie look at this guy he's the guy from the angry joe show[3:26:10]   tell us the reviews here's me there it gets worse and um it's you know like i it's been getting[3:26:17]   better and bigger but for a while i was doing this and there was nothing to focus it on and[3:26:24]   i you know i think a lot about um the great ron paul i think a lot about the great ron paul[3:26:38]   gag me with a fucking spork i think about the great ron paul[3:26:46]   i mean i don't know who ron paul is but i can't imagine thinking about any man like this[3:26:51]   i you know i think a lot about um the great ron paul and what what 2008 and 2012 men oh and this[3:27:01]   is my real beef with these dumbass agorists all right who are sitting here i don't know what that[3:27:08]   word means it has an insider libercon word addresses i hate these addresses[3:27:17]   oh man you know us libertarians with our turn they exclaim in the audience addresses[3:27:25]   oh the losers guys in our world fuck off nice coat where'd you borrow from the guy this hot[3:27:34]   wing shows to cover up your fucking titties and they're like well the pure thing oh my audience[3:27:43]   this audience is really no different than yeah the proud boys i mean look at this guy it's all[3:27:50]   going according to my wildest childhood fantasies finally american accountability and progress[3:27:59]   shut the fuck up you should be beheaded[3:28:04]   share a silver spawn back here what are you fucking smirking about witch[3:28:11]   oh god how did you sneak in look at this fucking combo he's wearing a full suit[3:28:17]   in a backwards fitted and a fucking sharp ass goatee[3:28:22]   look at you liberty liberty are you there goon are you gonna stop me from bust oh i didn't know[3:28:35]   tignitaro attended holy fuck and you could go on and on look at samuel here never in my wildest[3:28:43]   dreams did i think that would be a libertarian what this is not he thinks he's seeing seeing[3:28:49]   emilio esteban is live look at these oh he ain't too impressed seen better seen better than this[3:29:00]   snooze snooze alert jeez why don't you upset the trend paul if you look at this guy not so[3:29:09]   hey it's a new york crime report with me pat dixon and his pretty good liberty look at show[3:29:16]   i've proved oh that guy's scary what's the sons of anarchy theme song i want to sing that[3:29:22]   how does it go woke up this morning got myself a bike[3:29:30]   right i don't know i didn't watch that sun's anarchy right that sun's anarchy[3:29:35]   so you can see oh and look i just saw this guy on hbo scammed remember that he scammed everybody[3:29:43]   told everybody he was a military vet then end up stealing their checks jeremy jeremy by the way we[3:29:50]   call jeremiah watkins jeremy watkins now everybody called jeremiah watkins jeremy from now on and[3:29:59]   swear that that's his name so i could do this all day with these fucking dopes yeah this guy[3:30:08]   looks like a guy that stole money from me in my past that's what i have to say about him[3:30:12]   all right let's continue dave hill's speech to not be involved in the political process at all[3:30:18]   as if as if right now we're really wielding political power over anyone or something[3:30:23]   but so it's like well no it's not fucking like he's a good dude or whatever but look here's the[3:30:29]   thing right think about 2008 and 2012 so many of us were around for those campaigns imagine that[3:30:35]   think about 2008 oh isn't it funny what what am i thinking about barack obama ron paul's campaign[3:30:42]   slave president the year i remember that year very well i lost a ton of money on my condo[3:30:48]   because of barack obama what else happened that year the the mtv movie awareness you know what[3:30:56]   else happened remember when we had a slave president barack c obama the energy that we[3:31:04]   had and all of that right ron paul is still by the way you were like 16 in 2008 and you didn't[3:31:10]   care about politics so shut the fuck up dave schmidt it's like 22 the liberty report and[3:31:16]   everything he says on that if you watch it is just as great as everything he ever said during[3:31:21]   the campaigns i watch his show every day it's on it's so on point he's ron ron paul is still[3:31:32]   for no other reason so they're having secret ron paul admiration meetings ron paul say yes and they[3:31:42]   all scream i mean really this is fucking demented it's sick it needs to end i want you to boycott[3:31:49]   legion of skanks till this gets fixed and if you don't believe this if this isn't enough for you[3:31:53]   to boycott legion of skanks wait till i show you big j's rosy transvestite face today from their[3:32:02]   latest episode i couldn't believe my fucking eyes when i saw big j big j is starting to look like[3:32:10]   benton from whitney cummings gay assistant benton you remember this guy let me pull up instagram[3:32:20]   instagram.com come on mike move on watch this benton wait till you see this[3:32:31]   this is what big j okerson he's one level away from this look at this here's photos of big j[3:32:40]   okerson for you this is what i see when i see big j a fucking gay guy using face smoothing technology[3:32:48]   to get his kicks on instagram here hold on it's gonna get more clear i sent you the clip in which[3:32:55]   we discovered yeah we're gonna show you this here if this ain't this is big j this is what i see[3:33:02]   so right now you got dave smith the leader of the fucking fags big j a drag queen so you basically[3:33:10]   you're watching the louis j gomez show with his freak circus which is fine but don't pretend[3:33:17]   dave smith and louis j gomez are cool this is big j and you saw dave smith we'll show you the clip[3:33:23]   to prove this to you red bar comes with proof uh this is[3:33:35]   so um all right let's talk about this uh jeselneck on jeremiah walkins podcast okay so this is great[3:33:41]   anthony jeselneck was on jeremiah walkins podcast and the skanks hate jeselneck because he posted[3:33:48]   an article about them that was written by seth simons who is an sjw comic against the legion of[3:33:56]   skanks and they call the legion of skanks a bunch of alt-right nazis and then answer anthony jeselneck[3:34:02]   shared the article so now the skanks fans hate him but wait till you see big j c louis looks fine rich[3:34:10]   wash looks great watch this well wait do you see the first or yeah obviously well i was just trying[3:34:19]   to leave and then cut to big j looking like rosita gomez a mexican drag queen look at this he'd into[3:34:30]   it louis we're on the same team bro the team what do you say what do you say we go to the tape yeah[3:34:36]   dave i was gonna say we should go to the tape i've seen i just saw the thing on instagram the thing[3:34:44]   that i posted i mean he literally looks like a big fat fuck drag queen mama of the event he's[3:34:53]   walking around with his big boostie a robbing his bosoms and everyone's face at the funny ass[3:34:59]   nightclub bachelor party that they're having and they fired you as a gag stripper at the beginning[3:35:05]   watch what did you know the thing that it was i posted one i posted jeremiah walk it was[3:35:08]   jeremiah he was like it was i just saw the thing where he was like jeremy question is like are you[3:35:13]   friends oh just for that one second yeah i don't know i wouldn't look at him he even makes these[3:35:18]   faces like he's very benton-esque this is benton now that's all i can see you when i look at him[3:35:27]   look at this faggot if i was tall enough i would punch him in the face[3:35:33]   let's see what he says next and he's wearing a shirt that says hashtag toxic he got that from[3:35:39]   hot toxic i wouldn't want to post what jesel neck said on on social media i wouldn't want to send[3:35:44]   the bullies after him you know um i mean sure he tweeted an article to his million plus followers[3:35:50]   that calls me a nazi sympathizer imagine being in the background on legion of skanks i know every[3:35:55]   time i see a shot like this that would be a nightmare how about we do this if you're featured[3:36:00]   in the background on legion of skanks you get one hour of being bullied by red bar until they stop[3:36:05]   filming the audience huh you want to be on legion of skanks then you're on red bar you fat fuck[3:36:13]   who are you nana justin he's done that's a huge insult why do you overweight oh you didn't want[3:36:21]   to be on the show well then you shouldn't stand in camera and you know what shame on the legion[3:36:26]   of skanks they're so i'm gonna individually bully each one of their fucking audience members till[3:36:31]   nobody will show up to these events and they have to be filmed for two full hours sitting there and[3:36:36]   hey kyle canane is here everybody oh life of the party oh he's great if you ever want to know what[3:36:44]   santa cruz skateboarding comedy is like hit up kyle canane very inside joke still a slam[3:36:51]   here's this fucking abraham back here don't sit here look at your fat fucking pussy how[3:36:57]   about i rip it open and serve it to hellraiser that might be too far hey listen lady we're just[3:37:05]   kidding but it's more about big j yeah you got look at big j's hairs big j only drinks new age[3:37:12]   energy drinks for women bang look at him manicure eyebrow look at that eyebrow man[3:37:20]   i mean that is like demi lovato you know and this is all his eyelashes are curled he's really[3:37:30]   interested in being a little cross-dressing homo but our fans are the dicks for objecting to it[3:37:37]   why he called you a nazi but you're no no he didn't no but he tweeted[3:37:43]   no he tweeted he didn't retweet it one point something million followers how does he got[3:37:47]   so many followers i don't know god big j had a water birth last week it was disgusting[3:37:57]   he shot it in black and white yeah you know big j gave birth to his own daughter[3:38:03]   just to see her naked she was 16 the only reason big j had a daughter is to see a[3:38:07]   tiny kid naked anytime he wants dude i have access to a full naked chick her name is sasha[3:38:18]   she's uh night you shouldn't have a 19 year old daughter and be this young you know like big j is[3:38:24]   like probably what 32 you know all these guys all of a sudden they're never any older than[3:38:31]   their mid-30s for some reason they never age rich boss is the star of this clip for me yeah should[3:38:37]   we play anymore or uh they're just talking about the anthony jeselnik thing should we show that[3:38:41]   a little there were a couple parts from anthony jeselnik with jeremy watkins and uh it's pretty[3:38:48]   funny what what he says i think i'm team jeselnik i'm not kidding we hate him obviously we hate him[3:38:56]   but anthony jeselnik is like the biggest i fucking hate him anthony jeselnik is terrible[3:39:01]   he thinks he's like uh like even like george cluney wouldn't act like this he acts like he's[3:39:06]   like brad pitt but brad pitt is nicer than him like anthony jeselnik has just just stuck up[3:39:13]   a guy and he plays dumb like about a lot of stuff but it's like you need to be tapped in bro you[3:39:21]   need to know what's going on on the internet to know that sharing this article would offend them[3:39:25]   he's like i didn't know it would offend you need to know how about that i don't like this i didn't[3:39:31]   know and then you want to be part of the fucking internet you need to know i know i'm not doing[3:39:37]   things i don't know you know i want to talk about big mike i know what's happening santino i know[3:39:44]   what's fucking going on i'm not making wild guesses so don't play dumb excuse doesn't work[3:39:50]   you need to know what do you do then you know i like these comedians like dude i don't go online[3:39:55]   i don't read comments i don't well what do they do you just sit you sit and play skyrim what's[3:40:01]   going on so don't say that that doesn't make you look good to say you don't know what's going on[3:40:06]   on the internet oh i don't read comments i don't uh okay well what do you do in between podcasts[3:40:11]   and comedy you just sit ethan klein did a great chris delia impression i never thought of doing[3:40:20]   it it's where you go like this yeah ooh chris delia does this do that can you pull up ethan[3:40:28]   klein doing chris delia it's pretty funny i'll try to find it uh let's see what do we have here[3:40:34]   anthony jeselneck with uh jeremy walk is it queued up here uh go to 38 38 there'll be days like this[3:40:43]   uh jeremy walkins is the biggest clout chasing little fucking queer ass christian i've ever seen[3:40:51]   in my life he really is the biggest clout chasing comedian and i wish people would stop entertaining[3:40:57]   it like annie leaderman and whitney are all like oh jeremy jeremy is nothing he is beneath you he[3:41:03]   is dirt within your fingertips treat him like the scum you know he is but instead they're like i[3:41:10]   don't know maybe he's getting views so i'll stop entertaining him folks he sucks and he clout[3:41:16]   chases and he's nothing and he's a climber and for all that climbing you're not doing so well[3:41:24]   i mean if i did all that climbing i'd be richer than keemstar and basically uh you're nothing you[3:41:31]   can get 38 000 views after five years of begging every big comedian in the world to tell the world[3:41:38]   who you are 38 what uh just go to like 38 minutes you're gonna see any such a fucking other part i[3:41:45]   didn't write it down but there's this one part where he was talking about like making fun of[3:41:49]   someone or whatever and jeremy was laughing and then anthony goes yeah it's what i do[3:41:55]   completely yeah yeah yeah that's what i do these people are so insane and this guy i mean he's like[3:42:03]   children of the corn man he's like remember that story i think it was around 15 minutes you could[3:42:08]   play 15 minutes for 15 minutes okay oh for the part i was just talking yeah i think let's see[3:42:13]   that let's see what happens here easy easy easy like my most embarrassing sexual story four people[3:42:19]   know about it me and the three kids that's it i'm not telling anybody else this guy over here man[3:42:29]   over here it's what i do it's what you do it's what you do[3:42:35]   now their show is very when we play a very underexposed show so our cameras you know[3:42:42]   we're putting some contrast on it we're putting some game if your show is terribly underexposed[3:42:47]   it really shows on our show yes uh anthony is like a floating head yeah but it's not much different[3:42:55]   in real life you know it's uh we're gonna make everything one shade darker all right uh so[3:43:03]   they're terribly underexposed joe rogan terribly underexposed it doesn't read through the cameras[3:43:08]   we would have to be you know what i mean we would have to be like so bright in contrast less to make[3:43:17]   this work uh that's how poorly they're shooting their shows um so i do apologize for what you're[3:43:24]   saying i mean it looks like the red del you go it's just you see doing like a nerd city type[3:43:29]   sketch where he's playing the devil no this is just the average footage from now you can go to[3:43:34]   38 at 38 this is what you're gonna see and we pulled out some choice moments somebody wrote[3:43:41]   into jeremiah's show asking about this legion of skanks anthony jesselnick beef where the fans are[3:43:48]   mad at anthony for posting that article that called the legion of skanks alt-right nazis[3:43:55]   and anthony is going to defend this he's very worried he's very scared let's see what we got[3:44:01]   here from josh underscore z's on um on instagram are you friends with big j it got like a ton of[3:44:07]   likes um like this isn't six months ago studio this isn't that exactly yeah it's like he's[3:44:18]   anthony jesselnick must think that he's like almost a retired martin scorsese level[3:44:27]   it's like dude you made a couple of snarky jokes in the 90s and i don't know what you're doing now[3:44:35]   this is the longest form thing i've seen him on in a long time and i was surprised at how much i[3:44:40]   hated him and well he's very he thinks of himself as one of the greats he's done the work[3:44:47]   and now it's time to just listen to what he says and just be you know lucky that you're in the[3:44:53]   same room well i always say don't you notice celebrities on the rogan for example like certain[3:44:59]   like huge celebrities like robert downey jr like miley speak as if anyone would want to hear what[3:45:06]   they have to say like in a super super confident manner like anything they say is gold yeah and[3:45:11]   usually it is because they're celebrities anything they say is gold but he acts like that[3:45:17]   he acts like he has that amount of respect he acts like that he's been part of our lives for[3:45:25]   you know as long as we've been around he's been a household name he's done it all and now it's time[3:45:32]   to reflect and give back to the audience that made him one of the greats and it's like dude[3:45:39]   no we don't even really know any of your work you were on a couple of roasts[3:45:47]   like six months ago it would have been an easy answer yes i'm friends with big jay okerson i[3:45:52]   love big jay okerson i've known big jay for a long time you'll never hear if a comic starts[3:45:57]   talking about another comic they interrupt themselves about 10 seconds in to say i love[3:46:02]   big jay okerson so big jay okerson yeah he's such a pig and i really now i love big jay okerson i[3:46:10]   want to just in case i can get in trouble for anything about how fucking pushy do you got to be[3:46:16]   to stop yourself and this happens with i swear to god watch these podcasts you will not see a comic[3:46:23]   mention another comic without saying they love them 10 seconds into this accusatory negative[3:46:31]   story about them it's so pathetic the comedy seller we went oddball together always had good[3:46:38]   conversations always cool and then there was like a like a like a drama i guess you'll say[3:46:45]   where i tweeted out an article and i like when people write about stand-up comedy whether it's[3:46:50]   negative or positive i just like the attention that the art form gets okay i feel like most[3:46:54]   stand-up articles are about someone who's got a special coming out and just this article was[3:46:59]   basically just saying the legion of skanks man they're as bad as the nazis let's get them out[3:47:04]   of here and anthony retweets it then he's like why would anyone be mad at that well because[3:47:09]   you're betraying your fellow comedian and saying that they're nazis which is like a thing that's[3:47:16]   going on with all of them right now so it's not good enough to be at your stage of the game[3:47:23]   and play dumb and not know that that would be a subject that their fans would be[3:47:30]   mad about so i don't i i don't like let's cut it to the core who cares about his statement[3:47:37]   how about let's be mad at him for not being aware of what the fuck's going on in his own damn[3:47:41]   industry i'm aware i know what you're doing sarah's doing fucking that big fat dyke that[3:47:48]   you see they pig around everywhere courting any femster fortune femster i know what that fucking[3:47:55]   big ass dykes doing now why is it up to me to know what everybody's doing and every youtuber[3:48:01]   and every tiktoker and every celebrity and you can't even know what big j's up to[3:48:06]   he's your best friend you only have 23 peers to keep track of okay i got 10 000 of you to keep[3:48:13]   track of so it's not good enough where's the money going to where is all this money that you've been[3:48:19]   collecting from people what is it funding are you just sitting and eating so it's not good enough[3:48:25]   for that praising them when someone's like promo yeah when someone's like there's there's bad[3:48:29]   things happening in the scene i enjoy reading that stuff just as like a gossip i'm a messy[3:48:34]   bitch and i live for the drum i just you're shut the fuck up uh i just saw someone say fortune[3:48:39]   keemstar i love it fortune kemstar[3:48:46]   i love that imagine if fortune femster and keemstar had a baby that would be its name[3:48:53]   femstar fuck man it'd be so ugly first of all it'd be such a dyke it would have the biggest[3:49:01]   fucking pussy lips known to man it would sweep the city with its pussy lips sweep of the pubes[3:49:07]   would be the same as his beard yeah of course if keemstar has a baby the baby's pubes instantly[3:49:14]   are in the shape of his v and i want fortune femster like monster towering over the city[3:49:22]   is the same size as godzilla but she's just sweeping with her pussy lips and cars are[3:49:28]   getting stuck and sucked in and it's all going right into her lungs and fucking up her whole[3:49:36]   vascular system so at least it won't last long no and then she dies from all the uh interruption[3:49:43]   with her physical form one day disaster that's brutal so let's see what happens here this is a[3:49:49]   bunch of public uh gayery and but what we're gonna really watch here because everyone's covered[3:49:54]   jeselnik it's very easy to say oh jeselnik he doesn't stand up for hate comedy oh what a fag[3:50:00]   great but the real problem in this video is jeremy christians and how does tim heidecker like plays[3:50:10]   puke characters like this all the time jeremy christians is what i call him now and jeremy[3:50:16]   christians is such a fucking spineless gutless puke fish that like anthony jeselnik will say[3:50:25]   something in contrary to what he just said and he just goes and then tries to like transition[3:50:33]   it's so cringe so that's what we're looking out for today i mean i've pulled out bodies from the[3:50:39]   fucking lake that had been there for eight months that looked better than this but he does do a big[3:50:44]   speech defending all the uh yeah skanks fans yeah well that's because he's so stupid you know you[3:50:50]   got the hair of a fucking psycho jeffrey dahmer had this fucking a better haircut okay and people[3:50:58]   were scared this is no different than jeffrey dahmer and i read this article and it was about uh[3:51:04]   isn't there a time code i should go to though because i don't want this whole story i just[3:51:07]   want these moments here where he says something really flagrant about the legion of skanks and[3:51:15]   then jeremiah you could go to like 42 minutes i guess sorry i didn't know that's all right time[3:51:20]   codes you because you told me we weren't going to cover this bitch i didn't tell you nothing sorry[3:51:26]   all right here's jeremy's slime puke the majority of the questions were centered around this and i[3:51:31]   hadn't heard about it yet and i was like oh we'll see if i can talk to anthony about it and see if[3:51:36]   i don't think big j's a nazi i don't think big j's racist i don't think big j even fucking votes[3:51:41]   do you know what i mean but i think the cult around that they're bullies a lot of the time[3:51:45]   and they're oh this is what the cult around legion of skanks is bullies you know saying people are[3:51:51]   bullies is a big mistake on the internet it's going to come back to haunt you we watch day in[3:51:56]   and day out influencers call somebody a bully and then do exactly what the bully did and then[3:52:00]   everybody goes you're a hypocrite because bully is so vague and easy like everybody's a bully when[3:52:06]   they talk about somebody else so you can't use that just because you got talked about[3:52:12]   now they're all bullies why because they hated you you know and there's always going to be[3:52:18]   someone that you want to bully yeah and then when you want to bully somebody now you can't now you're[3:52:23]   a gay i didn't see if i don't think big j's a nazi i don't think big j's racist i don't think[3:52:28]   big j even fucking votes do you know what i mean but i think the cult around that they're bullies[3:52:33]   a lot of the time and they're in the trolls and i and when i see some things or or or yeah i[3:52:38]   guess that whole scene and i do honestly i don't know the legion of skanks i know big j and that's[3:52:42]   it so big j louis j gomez and dave smith yeah i know those are the three guys but i've never met[3:52:47]   uh i don't think i've ever met louis or dave smith okay um but i just think that it's a weird cult[3:52:54]   thing where and i the cult i don't mean cult being like a a negative but like the fact that[3:52:59]   like fan base got kicked off of reddit i think says a lot about uh what they do and when people[3:53:05]   are afraid of trolls i kind of take that as like i can go in here i can i can comment because i'm[3:53:11]   not afraid of that like everyone owen benjamin was like going and attacking people on twitter now[3:53:16]   you're talking about one of my dear friends owen b benjamin starting a beautiful farm that we're all[3:53:21]   invited to in the middle of orensloth can't believe he would go there can we pull up what[3:53:28]   owen said about me by the way i want to show people this screw this this has been covered um[3:53:35]   jeremiah though is a weakling in a puke bucket that's what i want you to take away from this[3:53:40]   you can watch the rest of this crap on legion of skanks[3:53:45]   i want to show you what owen benjamin said about me wait till you see this this is going to start[3:53:49]   getting me in trouble because they just wrote a big piece about him about how he's starting a[3:53:53]   whole terrible cult in his own property you're invited to come everybody's pitching in 400[3:54:00]   to live with him i don't know anything about that but i do know that this guy knows what he's[3:54:05]   talking about so 400 might be you might be getting a great deal for 400 bucks um wait till you see[3:54:14]   this clip we're pulling this one up where you guys right now this one melted my heart it's[3:54:19]   gonna really uh sorry i'm just looking for it yeah it's gonna really make you guys feel good[3:54:24]   about the choice you made today coming over to rut bar radio and listening to this he's such a[3:54:31]   great guy and i keep trying to reach out to him i have no way to get in contact with him because[3:54:35]   he's banned from email he's banned from uh messaging so i have no way to get in touch with[3:54:42]   him if you know how to get in touch tell mike is dying to sit and talk with you privately he's[3:54:49]   very excited about it so we're just looking for that it should be uh coming up any second now[3:54:55]   and uh we'll just wait oh and he's very sweet yes um you need to send a telegram yeah i won't[3:55:03]   go on telegram that's big part of the problem i refuse to go on telegram i'm frankly i'm afraid[3:55:09]   it would be like walking through the hood you know going into telegram you'd be like looking out[3:55:15]   there's booby traps everywhere for people like me very scary uh when are we getting owen on the show[3:55:23]   i would again i'm trying to contact him i'm not kidding about how it's impossible to get in contact[3:55:29]   with him we'll do a drink together while we try to find this clip if anyone knows it was in the[3:55:33]   bring back group just last week and um we'll get that up right now and in the meantime we will uh[3:55:42]   have a drink together and shoot the shit read the chat maybe let's see juby traps no no no[3:55:54]   i hope he saw the clip of you watching him talk sweet nothings about red bar okay dearest owen[3:56:01]   today i write you with heavy yard okay very funny let's have that drink okay and wash all this down[3:56:05]   forget about all this here we go cheers and now you're under my control[3:56:13]   oh the sweet sounds i couldn't find with this search so i have to scroll but i'm sure i'll be[3:56:17]   coming can anybody else find it i mean it's one of the things i asked about three times to have[3:56:22]   in the notes today by the way i want everyone to know that so not a mess up on my part mike's parts[3:56:31]   mike's penis okay come on we could only have a few more seconds to kill here before i have to move on[3:56:36]   i can't believe it aned pakar isn't posting it i mean there's guys who are[3:56:41]   i know i have these clips because the link that i had doesn't work and then i am searching for[3:56:47]   well if anybody has it today and what were we just watching that we could get back to because this[3:56:51]   search has really put a big halt in my show here today thank you does anyone have it i really want[3:56:58]   to see this it's a really big deal for me to play this fucking clip so i don't know what to do[3:57:07]   uh i started liking owen when rogan pulled that bitch move i'm telling you this owen he's a great[3:57:14]   guy do we have it here is this it from mike absurd who i just screamed at the other day[3:57:19]   up top nope he sends a clip of him fucking south pan mike absurd right now[3:57:24]   send in red bar radio replay clips you know this mike absurd i'll tell you this about him[3:57:30]   this is the guy who's been clipping our show squashed remember this he's one of these red[3:57:37]   bar clippers who clips our show squashed the quality's all off i said please just stop[3:57:43]   this isn't this clip in life ain't for you and then he did some other dastardly deed but the[3:57:49]   worst thing of all is his scars club membership had to be cancelled because his card was declined[3:57:55]   three times and i said to mike absurd i texted it i go mike absurd what is going on i go you're[3:58:03]   sitting here making red bar clips spending nine hours getting it wrong getting it squashed and[3:58:11]   meanwhile you don't have eleven dollars in your bank account to cover the scars club charge i[3:58:16]   found it great and i said mike absurd maybe get a job before you're doing red bar clips[3:58:23]   so look at that one of our red bar clippers he's doing it all bananas and all backwards his cards[3:58:30]   being declined as we speak he don't even have enough money for lunch and he's sitting there[3:58:34]   spending nine hours trying to figure out how to rip a red bar video to get some shitty clip that's[3:58:40]   already been posted 10 other times up on his channel i am so sick of this mike absurd i[3:58:46]   yelled at him i felt so bad he wrote back to me this you know what he said to me he goes[3:58:50]   mike i'm so sorry yes i should probably get my life together oh my god and now you're yelling[3:58:55]   at him again now exactly hold on i said oh my positive message i am that's what this whole part[3:59:02]   is um i said mike absurd oh you know it's okay but you gotta get your life together man you gotta[3:59:11]   get on track this clipping red bar stuff for 16 views all squash it's not for you man and he said[3:59:20]   you know what mike you're right but then i see him in the chat today posting random links here[3:59:25]   while we're looking for this clip and i said mike absurd i'm back to scolding you unsubscribe from[3:59:34]   mike absurd's channel he cannot they're getting positive uh serotonin dings from uploading my[3:59:42]   content and getting likes on it they think a like on my clip means they like the clipper uh-uh[3:59:49]   they like the red bar clip they don't like you and i know there's five retards at everything this[3:59:55]   is like the recharge you like the co-host of a show better they go thank you you're doing the[3:59:59]   lord's work you're incredible you're not incredible they like the red bar clips dummy[4:00:05]   stop getting a boost of dopamine off my work it's gay frankly as a homosexual move to get dopamine[4:00:13]   from another man's journey oh you're getting flutters from the likes from my clip that you[4:00:21]   smashed you're doing the lord's work keep uploading these people are poor[4:00:25]   i hope that wraps up my view on the clippers today tomorrow i like them better but that's[4:00:32]   what we think of you you fucking retard clippers what are you doing don't turn the channel around[4:00:38]   to a hate channel just yet because maybe they will don't do it yet just use this as an intro[4:00:46]   to every clip i found out about red bar via the clip channels yeah and you've been a pain in my[4:00:53]   ass the whole time just get in i like the clippers but get it together i won't i will not be pixelated[4:01:02]   we have a love hate relationship pixelating me as a fucking hate crime here at red bar so when i[4:01:07]   look at a clip and it's squashed i'm all pixelated i'm in i got 16 frames in me you know dude man give[4:01:16]   me some more life they're changing the fucking color value the hue i saw a clip the other day[4:01:23]   of me it looked like i was trying to be frankenstein i was so green they screwed with[4:01:28]   the hue they screwed with the hue don't touch my settings it's fucking invasive as hell i've never[4:01:35]   felt a privacy breach on myself as impactful as when i see a clipper upload me and they've taken[4:01:42]   the contrast all the way up you know or they've desaturated me or they've put fucking bars over[4:01:50]   me i'm in letterbox in some of these no stop changing the aspect ratio of my life it's invasive[4:01:58]   it feels like uh having nudes stolen to you really the clippers need to fucking calm down[4:02:07]   you're not getting good views by the way all right how about don't make another clip till the[4:02:12]   clip breaks 10 000 views then you could do another clip focus on first clip get it 10 000 views or[4:02:19]   more before posting another clip and get my goddamn settings right or me and susan wasanouski[4:02:26]   are gonna fuck you up in court thank you jules the clip from owen benjamin where is it here[4:02:35]   there it is here it is thank you jewel here is uh owen benjamin it's uh listen to what he says here[4:02:43]   and this involves sam tripoli i'm telling you this own benjamin is getting handsomer[4:02:48]   smarter more creative and it really you know people think he's a monster i thought he was[4:02:56]   a monster i was dead wrong if owen can say something like this about me it means that this[4:03:03]   whole left verse right all the hatred in the world it's all a farce if me and owen could come[4:03:09]   to love each other this would be like if fred armisen and the girl from the handmaid's tale[4:03:14]   found a way to make peace yes after all the abuse that fred armisen conducted to that fucking nasty[4:03:22]   bitch he really beat the fuck out of her talk about alandia of sorts watch this well listen[4:03:30]   to what owen says about me you've not only taught me a lot about spells and how our world works but[4:03:37]   you've introduced me to crow quantum of conscience pockets jim bob and red bar yeah all very funny[4:03:44]   i know and i know red bar's even talked shit about me in the past[4:03:47]   i know what he's doing he's just being funny thank you it's weird it's like i've unleashed[4:03:53]   on people for talking shit about me and uh and some people are like how come you think red bar[4:03:58]   is funny he's like called you like a nazi and shit never i'm like because he's just talking he's[4:04:03]   just he's doing comedy versus like when um when like whitney cummings and all those people when[4:04:11]   they were they were trying to like stab me in the back like they were trying to like destroy my name[4:04:17]   versus just being like a shit talker you know and and maybe a lot of autists in the world can't[4:04:22]   tell the difference i don't know but i um i think he's really funny oh really funny like he's[4:04:32]   comedy is different than gamming oh dude yeah it's hit piece versus haha piece yeah yeah totally[4:04:38]   and then like i think a lot of times people's reactions[4:04:42]   are the whole joke like when red bar like when you know talked about like just made fun of sam[4:04:47]   tripoli's kids and all that sam tripoli was like i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna i'm gonna arrest you[4:04:53]   for pedophilia and all this yeah it's like sam tripoli i'ma kill you lyrics coming at you at[4:04:58]   supersonics be j j prayer isn't this funny he he's tapped in he knows all about the goings on he[4:05:04]   knows about the story sam tripoli wants to kill me this guy's up to date you know talked about[4:05:11]   like just made fun of sam tripoli's kids and all that sam tripoli was like i'm gonna kill you[4:05:16]   i'm gonna i'm gonna arrest you for pedophilia and all that like i was saying all this shit to red[4:05:20]   bar and then a week later sam was like you know i just love everybody yeah i'm just here to love[4:05:27]   i'm like no no i'm so glad that red bar just fucking ripped apart sam sam tripoli when i was[4:05:33]   getting kicked out of hollywood for crushing by the way for being funny yeah i had a couple dark[4:05:39]   nights you would too if you fucking got your entire career taken away because you wouldn't[4:05:44]   cock um yes sam tripoli made sure to stab you know to stab uh caesar in the back he was one of the[4:05:51]   the brutus you know it was the i he's sam ides of march tripoli yes and he was like i could never[4:05:58]   say the n-word you know owen benjamin's gone too far he made sure he got a knife in there yeah and[4:06:03]   you know a bear never forgets exactly all right wow uh unbelievable i'm honored man[4:06:11]   that's christina ricci's girlfriend would you call yourself a bear yeah no no no no no no no[4:06:17]   i call myself a ranger working with the bears but uh definitely above them so uh very nice i love[4:06:25]   those clips keep sending me and what kind of psycho even can clip these that means you're[4:06:30]   watching this and you're a part of his sick sick fantasy so i love those clips though that's very[4:06:38]   nice and heartwarming and he he is perfectly right you know oh okay should we talk about[4:06:46]   tony's newest scheme that nobody knows what it means yet tony hinchcliffe is up to schemes[4:06:52]   now falling for this now remember um if tony's so cool i like how everybody goes dude man tony's[4:06:58]   cool now he said chinky school well where is he he hasn't shown his face since it's been two[4:07:04]   weeks it's been 16 days since the tony hinchcliffe incident he hasn't been seen on film man i mean[4:07:11]   it's easier to get a picture of kevin spacey than it is to get a picture of tony hinchcliffe[4:07:16]   we got kevin spacey pics sooner after the rape that went viral than we have of tony hinchcliffe[4:07:25]   so how cool could a guy be if we haven't even seen him since been 16 fucking days[4:07:32]   uh look at this scheme they cooked up they've got a new kill tony coming out soon when's the date[4:07:38]   here may 31st is going to be the next kill tony and people are going how i thought this was[4:07:44]   so here's the announcement at big laugh dot com big scheme dot com monday may 31st 2021 8 p.m[4:07:54]   at the big laugh comedy in austin texas death squad presents the show formally known as kill[4:08:04]   tony this time with a brand new host lie next um how pathetic now the fact that even one person[4:08:19]   out there went they have a new host out and even spent a second considering that there's a new host[4:08:27]   shame on you for taking that person's time this cutesy little fear[4:08:35]   gay ass thing that they could roll into a fake joke really pisses me off and i'll tell you why[4:08:44]   what they did was a two birds one stone gay ass move that really didn't work first of all[4:08:52]   they just trolled their own fans that's really the all that happened so tony thought first[4:09:01]   wait a minute just say that it's a kill tony like show with an all new host and that way the people[4:09:10]   that are trying to cancel me will be like well they have a new house in it now he'll second that[4:09:16]   with you'll be hilarious no no no you're actually doing this out of fear burying it in a lame ass[4:09:26]   joke and all it did was confuse your actual fans who now think there's actually a new host and then[4:09:36]   when you're just gonna show up with your stiff fucking robotic wiener look they're gonna all go[4:09:42]   oh it's like a tom sagura style lie joke that benefits no one you know it's like when you see[4:09:51]   a stupid youtuber a shoe tuber do a prank have you ever seen like a youtuber who's really out[4:09:57]   of it do a prank but the prank ends up just making a person feel bad like hey jake we brought you a[4:10:03]   lamborghini and then he comes out and he's so excited they go just kidding prank that's not[4:10:09]   a prank you just lied to someone got their hopes up and then like walk across them the pieces well[4:10:15]   it would be even funnier if they were like oh tony's not the host anymore we aren't watching[4:10:20]   and nobody buys tickets so they're gonna say like to the people that are uh their fans they'll go[4:10:27]   dude we did that for a hilarious joke to throw off the stupid left but tony actually probably[4:10:34]   did this because he didn't want anyone calling the new venue so he thinks he could kind of like play[4:10:39]   in both vibes for this you know what i mean that's a double dipping scheme um so it's gonna feature[4:10:48]   louis j gomez and zack amico should we call louis and see who's the new host yeah i'll tell him[4:10:55]   louis we're not on the air it's just me no you can't yeah here watch we're calling louis j gomez[4:11:02]   um watch what i'm gonna do to louis we'll go to louis i'm not on the air and let's see what he does[4:11:11]   louis j gomez[4:11:16]   so[4:11:23]   i already know i'm on air fuck i was gonna say hey we're not on air this is just between me and you[4:11:29]   oh really you're doing the new kill tony on may 31st i am can you tell us anything do you have[4:11:38]   any scoops we could have any teasers no scoops please no scoops so wait let me just ask you[4:11:45]   red bar hold on it says death squad presents the show formally known as kill tony with a brand new[4:11:52]   host they're kidding right red bar my mouth is fucking shut i say nothing there's no new[4:12:00]   hose tony wants to play in both worlds where he thinks he's doing a bit but he's really afraid[4:12:05]   that he's going to get cancelled before the show even airs now i say nothing to you red bar you're[4:12:12]   in cahoots with this inch clip you're gonna say hi to him how dare you you know what i know about[4:12:20]   tony well how could you shake his hand how could you stomach him louis he's vile a known racist[4:12:27]   yes well no listen we must end hinge cliff from the he almost redeemed himself in your eyes[4:12:35]   if i gave you twenty thousand dollars would you somehow fuck him for me[4:12:39]   on this show twenty thousand bucks get me the dirt louis let's end him i'll cut you[4:12:48]   can i tell you the truth red bar yeah are we actually on air are we not we're on air yeah[4:12:53]   we are i figured as much i know i was i was recording i would never talk to you like this[4:12:57]   off air i would talk to you like normal you know i know by the way everyone listening mike is a[4:13:03]   fucking sweetheart he's a phony he's a liar he pretends no i'm not a mean asshole and then he[4:13:10]   when he's not he's literally the nicest fucking person to you wait make sure you say to you[4:13:16]   baby that is true i'm sure you wouldn't be nice to you and everyone knows that i'm only nice to you[4:13:21]   you're the chosen one it's weird yeah i don't know why you're the only one so that's all that's you[4:13:30]   you know i love you you know i love jewels if i could give you guys any insight well you know[4:13:35]   i love karen fihan your new girlfriend no no no it's karen morgolis okay yeah i'm so sorry karen[4:13:41]   my boy that's the old karen i'm head over heels for karen morgolis what a clean body she has what[4:13:47]   clean skin huh she's very white i know i know you like that there's probably no zits it's all smooth[4:13:54]   very smooth now she was with kurt metzger your enemy here they were in a polygamist all you[4:14:00]   could eat buffet of a relationship you got the slappy eighths to that how's that feel[4:14:06]   that is true it hurts a little bit only when it comes from you all right tell us about tony what[4:14:11]   is his worth to you i love tony tony's a good friend and he's a good guy and he wanted if you[4:14:17]   want to know the truth i think that red bar and tony hinchcliffe would be friends in an alternative[4:14:21]   universe you guys would really like each other you guys would enjoy each other's company yeah[4:14:25]   right he's fucking dead and there's no friendship that could save this i'll tell you this i will[4:14:31]   make sure tony that you won't even like him come 2022 it's a big this is this is a big move this[4:14:38]   is the goal yeah omaze hates tony hashtag it up 2022 yeah all right louis thank you so much for[4:14:45]   playing along i'm gonna let you go you're very busy so thank you so much all right you're the[4:14:49]   man guys have fun enjoy uh enjoy the show goodbye what a race traitor huh uh i can't believe it i[4:14:58]   give him he's the one person i give a pass it's because he's the person who seems like he's being[4:15:03]   he's being himself that's i i truly feel like that he never seems like he's faking or trying[4:15:09]   to be someone he's not he's always being himself he seems to get it you know but it could only go[4:15:13]   so far um this is disgusting he's going to be the first guest on the first kill tony back after the[4:15:22]   canceling that's pretty big that's a pretty big and he wouldn't give us anything give us a little[4:15:27]   wink on whether there's any i'm there's not a new host i mean come on that would be i'm happy enough[4:15:33]   knowing that louis is sitting there with a head filled of everything i know about he knows[4:15:38]   everything i've said about tony and just for his head of knowledge of that to be in the same room[4:15:45]   as tony is a win for me it's enough for me to go you know what i've changed pop culture i've[4:15:51]   changed the world zack amico will also be on the show i used to think i like zack amico but he is[4:15:57]   morphing into almost the most incredible monster i've ever seen in my life like he looks like[4:16:05]   a flower a giant jurassic plant that would like spit acid at you like he looks like that dinosaur[4:16:13]   that where the plant leaves flat and a mix of newman it's very jurassic park like whatever he is[4:16:21]   so um this is disgusting uh tony's gonna be back i can't wait to see what happens and i love how[4:16:26]   big laugh comedy austin just thinks oh it'll be uh easy i hope those asians strike with such[4:16:34]   a vengeance you know i hope those asians because they don't understand the wrath of the chinese[4:16:41]   i don't think they're these chinese don't stop man they will be on tony's ass for quite some time[4:16:49]   two years minimum and these other clubs say oh yeah you know they think they're just up against[4:16:54]   a couple of twitter nerds or something no no no you're up against the very powerful chinese and[4:17:00]   they will win so i hope it spreads to these other clubs i hope it spreads back to joe rogan[4:17:07]   and i hope it blows up in tony's face we could only pray um i'm very excited for this event may[4:17:12]   31st what's the date now jules uh the 27th i'm sure there'll be two weeks after they record it[4:17:20]   oh because they've been posting yeah well i'm i'm really dying to see i i was gonna say maybe[4:17:27]   we could make an event out of this to see what it is you know i will be there i got invited by[4:17:32]   lewis to be there it's like a logan paul ksi fight where they're giving out tickets to friends on[4:17:38]   each side so i will be there i can't wait let's see i can't wait to see what happens all right[4:17:45]   what do we have next i thought that was a spineless move by tony you want to write an email[4:17:49]   to the new york times yeah i heard tim dillon look at this and this is probably one of our fans[4:17:55]   goofing him tim dillon posted this to look like a big superhero meanwhile he works with people much[4:18:03]   much fucking worse um tim dillon posts this and it appears to be an email from matt from new york[4:18:11]   times and uh the email to tim says this hey tim this is matt from the new york times hope you're[4:18:20]   doing well and i hope you don't mind um blah blah blah passed me your info i first met him[4:18:28]   years ago blah blah blah all right who cares about that i'm working on a joe rogan profile[4:18:34]   and have been making the rounds with assorted friends comics and podcast guests i was hoping[4:18:39]   you might be able uh might be up for a chat too mostly trying to get a feel for joe as a host[4:18:46]   what it's like to be on the show etc if you get a few minutes this week or next i would appreciate[4:18:52]   any help and then tim shows that he replied to this email saying hey matt respectfully fuck off[4:19:02]   and then he says this the press is one of our country's great institutions and i have nothing[4:19:07]   but respect for first of all there's probably a red bar fan trying to get you to spill the[4:19:12]   beans a joke thing but no we found out the oh look at this the first comment here it says[4:19:18]   you might get a call from the nnn new york news relatively soon a reporter i know named mark[4:19:24]   davenport good guy take the call please spill any secrets you may have wow i even responded to this[4:19:33]   saying hey new york times you could hit me up i got all the scoops and then one of tim's fans[4:19:38]   replied with cricket cricket meanwhile the post has 49 likes i don't know wow that's cricket[4:19:44]   cricket 49 ain't bad it's like a guy making fun of a man bun it's like cricket cricket what do[4:19:50]   you mean cricket cricket it's got 49 likes it's not cricket cricket it's been up for three minutes[4:19:58]   it's doing very well on a tim dillon post i'm an outsider here 49 likes[4:20:06]   cricket cricket no not yet not ever i couldn't believe that guy wrote cricket cricket and it's[4:20:15]   like guys it clearly says the number 49 it clearly says 49 i mean i could understand if[4:20:22]   it says three hours later zero yeah cricket cricket shame on me[4:20:29]   maybe he was saying i would love to play you in cricket because this comment fucking rocks[4:20:35]   want to hang out with you more uh so tim dillon wrote this and then i got a dm from somebody who[4:20:41]   said they decoded oh yeah i copied it in there yeah he said this he goes hey um mike you should[4:20:49]   probably email matt dot finnheimer at new york times dot com tim is so stupid he used the iphone[4:20:58]   markup tool but if you adjust the shadows you could see right through it and i gotta be honest[4:21:04]   i didn't know using the marko tool was so stupid oh no there's a lot of people like if you use[4:21:10]   apple maps you're a rube you're stupid well i didn't know that it was see-through apparently[4:21:16]   it's well so the guy's email address i'll read it to everybody everybody email this guy and tell[4:21:21]   them that you're tim dillon his name is matt m a t t dot f l e g e n h e i m e r at new york times[4:21:43]   at nytimes.com okay so that's matt legenheimer at nytimes.com somebody backed that up and you[4:21:53]   could spell it that was hell for me when i start spelling it's like you know how people say if you[4:21:59]   like focus on your breaths you start meditating and go to another place when i start spelling a[4:22:04]   word by the end of it i like don't even know where i am anymore i'm like in a dream seriously i start[4:22:11]   going to another place so don't make me do that again um but everyone email him and go hey this[4:22:18]   is tim i've come around here are my secrets and just invade his email with lies why not let's cause[4:22:25]   problem uh very funny thank you and tim dillon thought he was like a big hero but guarantees[4:22:32]   talking with the guy the guy talks to much worse people than that trust me well and there's a big[4:22:39]   joe rogan expose profile coming up hopefully new york times so yeah i can't wait there's got to[4:22:46]   be respectfully fuck off and then he probably wrote him back and went no i don't really mean[4:22:51]   that i'm a comedian i make jokes but uh is it okay if i post that on my instagram they'll look like[4:22:56]   i'm like a freedom fighter shut the fuck up fat tim uh i like when papa john hears the n-word[4:23:07]   oh it's like when papa john hears the n-word sure i uh i think everything is kind of like that[4:23:14]   i use that in every situation when people don't understand something i go all right um it's it's[4:23:20]   like when papa john uses the n-word and they go oh it could be about anything though any fight[4:23:25]   can be cured up with screaming the n-word at papa john all right uh dave schmidt how about[4:23:34]   ooh his kevin brennan responded to my threat yep let's check because i might take this a[4:23:39]   step further and start trying to cancel him what could you possibly cancel him for it's[4:23:44]   thoughts about women just kidding okay good they got his email address up in the chat everybody um[4:23:53]   email the new york times guy saying you are tim dylan seems like right now he's just calling[4:23:59]   women whores on twitter uh tell can you guys all tweet to uh kevin brown and tell them mike's ready[4:24:05]   to have that interview all right uh tim is very close to becoming dave schmidt wow[4:24:15]   let's do a quick google on matt the new york times reporter i wish i had his job[4:24:22]   that's my fantasy to work for the new york times and do opinion pieces on joe rogan[4:24:28]   you want to see that clip of brendan and callen talking about david lucas yeah i think that's[4:24:33]   very funny and i want to say in the bringback group somebody posted this clip and immediately[4:24:40]   this guy chris was like you fucking are this is trash no one cares and i was like uh speak for[4:24:46]   your fucking self i'm playing the clip on the show why are you calling like you're just randomly[4:24:53]   throwing a dart at anybody maybe that guy had already been that guy chris i'm sorry is very[4:24:59]   white trash and don't call people ours but i mean the guy who posted it maybe he was driving him[4:25:06]   how about nobody call anyone an r unless you run it through me first then you could come back you[4:25:13]   message me go is this guy in her and i go yes and then you go you're fucking r then you could do it[4:25:19]   otherwise stop because you're screwing up the whole reality of the group by like picking random[4:25:26]   people to call are but there are some people who need to be told that so it's a fine line[4:25:33]   so here's a clip that we wouldn't have seen if we listen to tensions are high in that bpg they're[4:25:39]   actually not high if you think they're high you're a very weak person who's very scared of tension[4:25:46]   they can be high never that's a good thing never but that's a good thing i mean i've been in the[4:25:50]   bring back group longer than anyone here and i can tell you tensions have never been high and[4:25:56]   if you think those are high you're a fairy if that's a high tension to you good luck with the[4:26:02]   rest of your life one fag arguing with a guy for one minute in a thread is tensions are high have[4:26:11]   you seen tensions before what kind of tensions are you used to a little girl dropping a little[4:26:17]   alphabet block on the ground what the hell kind of thing if that's a high tension to you good luck[4:26:24]   all right let's see this there's always a guy that always insults me for that bring back group[4:26:30]   is a madhouse that's a madhouse to you oh please a girl mike is right says someone yeah if you[4:26:37]   think i've been in that bring back group it is a fucking gay haven of retardary there is nothing[4:26:45]   i wouldn't even say there's a tension a low tension in that group there's not a medium[4:26:50]   touching i feel nothing in there that place is dead soulless that's not true either i'm not[4:26:58]   that's not true either uh here's brian kellen soul here's uh better call shawl aka nobody[4:27:06]   by the way did you guys know brian kellen is like five six 130 libs so what time code are we going[4:27:13]   to here um you can go to 40 17 oh cool i love being in my 40s 40 17 and they're gonna tell a[4:27:24]   story about dave lucas it's really funny and this guy posted this i i was so happy he posted this[4:27:31]   and then immediately this guy chris goes nobody cares you are another trash post and it's like[4:27:38]   what are you talking about it made it on the show who is the r now chris you know and meanwhile this[4:27:45]   guy's almost killed himself probably going through his day thinking oh i can't believe i've upset mike[4:27:51]   no no no do not speak for me in that group or you will be in big big big radio trouble[4:27:59]   all right let's see what happens here oh by the way look at all these[4:28:03]   fucking see i won't even say what tony said i was about to and i'm like i can't not even[4:28:09]   on my worst enemy would i say that but look at that talk about house of shang wee[4:28:16]   you know i would understand if they're like our doordash drivers are here with our thai[4:28:21]   food deliveries i would understand but these are the brains behind your favorite comedy[4:28:28]   podcast i mean come on i wouldn't even trust them behind the writer's desk at the egg roll[4:28:35]   i mean just come do it i'll buy you the first three and you god damn it i really fucked that up[4:28:40]   said i wouldn't even trust them behind the writer's desk at the fortune cookie company these guys are[4:28:46]   so shitty but meanwhile imagine that well it was so close to coming and i said the egg roll company[4:28:53]   hey i've i found a fortune in an egg roll once where the guy got it wrong they overworked this[4:29:01]   poor fucking chink so hard that he started wrapping the fortunes up in the egg rolls you see[4:29:07]   and in the uh pot stickers i said bite of egg roll the whole thing instead of fucking celery[4:29:12]   and all that shit for her it was all fortunes like it was an egg roll of all soggy rice noodles[4:29:21]   yes it was all fortune and the fortunes all contradicted themselves so i didn't know what[4:29:26]   to do and that's when i knew fuck china fuck asians uh but yeah it's like dude these guys[4:29:35]   shouldn't even be in charge of fortune cookies let alone a comedy podcast and you got them[4:29:39]   writing the fucking script sorry that's what i call race trading oh sorry i was in san fernando[4:29:50]   i'll let you fill in the rust[4:29:55]   the last time i saw this motherfucker i was[4:29:59]   on death row it's tough it's a tough shell but that is a fucking serious face man you know like i[4:30:09]   i can't defeat him just be like donkey kong versus a dot or whatever he eats in that game[4:30:16]   uh well here they are the fighter and the kid[4:30:20]   um it's a story about david lucas yeah they're gonna tell a story about david lucas they all[4:30:25]   went out to the club with david lucas from kill tony the big fat like i love david lucas[4:30:32]   they all went to the club with david lucas and david lucas ended up being mean to somebody[4:30:36]   and they're all what look at how calin acts you gotta see how they act this fucking rules yeah[4:30:41]   the green mile they're calling him i remember i went out to dinner with this guy the other week[4:30:47]   and before we could even order he crushed two mice between his fists and blood leaked out and[4:30:53]   then he got up and left you didn't even eat him no watch this it's a story about david lucas[4:31:01]   or you can hang out with mark and uh i'm not too i'm not too something though oh my god i always[4:31:06]   i get to do something you guys are going heavy you're you're you're going hell it's not no[4:31:09]   don't come there no don't come i'm bodybuilder guy hercules hercules zoo culture you'll get to[4:31:18]   zoo culture that guy went like this the black guy went like this and then brendan shaw went[4:31:23]   vu culture wow i'm not kidding to the press so this guy does this move and he goes zoo culture[4:31:31]   send this to yeah complex magazine you're you're you're going hell it's not no don't come there no[4:31:36]   no don't come i'm bodybuilder guy he won't let him let him in the zoo culture you'll get to[4:31:41]   zoo culture we heard that i wouldn't even say that about leslie jones yes he would zoo culture[4:31:52]   zoo culture excuse me complex holy man that's a cancelable of fucking line all right let's see[4:32:02]   watch this they're going to tell a story about david lucas another black guy that they left in[4:32:07]   the fucking dirt the other day listen to this there we go no because everybody's just a giant[4:32:11]   dude we didn't tell i forget to tell the story so uh david lucas david lucas you know opens up for[4:32:19]   me savage fucking roast master david lucas is a savage oh really dude zoo culture he's a savage[4:32:31]   david lucas black comedian is a savage mr schwag[4:32:38]   this is is this on compoundmedia.com that i'm watching this network what the hell man zoo[4:32:45]   culture savage let's hear more david lucas you know opens up for me savage fucking roast master[4:32:52]   he goes out he goes dude i love this i can't believe it roast master is that an ethiopian[4:32:57]   coffee joke wow three for the price or what i'm surprised this guy ain't in shackles with no shirt[4:33:08]   on rowing to make the podcast energy he goes dude my boy is like super connected in houston man he's[4:33:14]   going to take care of us and he walks out the door i look at chicago but i don't do like after[4:33:19]   shows i just want to go back to airbnb take my fucking shoes off and watch tv and rest and drink[4:33:24]   water and hookah or just hanging out with you guys yeah i'm not trying to brian callen's terms where[4:33:29]   if i'm going to be on the show i need to sit closer to the lens to appear bigger than brendan[4:33:35]   shob to trick people into thinking that i'm a man how disgusting is callen he's like a dried[4:33:44]   booger picked from better call Saul's nostril he really is a scumbag you know i really hate[4:33:52]   a guy like brian kellen an actor he's such as he watched that nobody's movie and was like[4:33:59]   miming the punches wishing it was him that's what i was imagining the whole time he's been[4:34:05]   a terran tactical doing the shootout there with nicolas cage what a fucking loser and his kids[4:34:12]   by the way are getting f's right now in school because nobody's there to help club and we're all[4:34:17]   like no no this one's going like we gotta tell david something so that's a cool slam against[4:34:22]   a parent oh yeah your kids probably get fucking d's and f's because no one's there to teach him[4:34:28]   because parent you know there's a lot there with their kids that you could really get to[4:34:32]   people go oh let's call him a faggot that'll get no no no tell him his kid gets uh bad marks[4:34:39]   in school and how pathetic that is your kid can't even get through math or any of that shit[4:34:45]   it's getting c's d's and f's that fucking retard get out there too awkward that's too awkward so[4:34:52]   we walked out the right the the guy he's like you know he's like a ladies man he's like oh[4:34:58]   he's like a lot okay so that's a black laugh they're telling the story about david lucas and[4:35:04]   how they're they did a comedy show and now they've all gone out to the club with david lucas[4:35:09]   uh brendan and all his hot shots and they're at the club and they're meeting up with chicks they're[4:35:15]   cheating they're flirting brendan's probably about to cheat on his wife for the 400th time[4:35:21]   you know make another shaker you know um and then uh so he's telling the story listen he's like you[4:35:29]   know he's like a ladies man he's like oh are you telling this story he's like a lot and there's[4:35:34]   three chicks one one you know lizzo figure girl the big girl yeah and then two normal ones and[4:35:41]   he's talking to me he's like yeah we're going this is some fancy club in houston he goes you[4:35:44]   you two can get in i can't get your big ass in and i'm i hear he's straight up sitting to the girl[4:35:50]   so the story is they went to a club they were all waiting to get in and there were these three girls[4:35:55]   and one of them was a big fat black girl and david lucas says i can't get your ass in you[4:36:00]   too fat and that's what they have a problem with david lucas calling a girl fat that they don't[4:36:06]   even know that they don't know to her face you're gonna see these three rapists as trisha said they[4:36:14]   all have sexual charges against them i think trisha said this not me quoting her i'm quoting[4:36:20]   trisha pedis she said all three of these guys have allegations i think or it was big mike[4:36:26]   face banks and fousey too i don't know but i'm imagining that anybody on this screen has an[4:36:32]   allegation and they're gonna start standing up for women all of a sudden yes especially calin[4:36:40]   these are three people who abuse women constantly i hope your honor i said i hope after that[4:36:50]   isn't that a good one that's the new allegedly how about i hope instead of allegedly i'm sure[4:36:55]   that works i'm gonna call my lawyer tomorrow and go does i hope work in court i said he's a rapist[4:37:02]   i hope a hope is not slander it is a wish every man is granted 10 wishes i think that would work[4:37:15]   so these guys are all rapists i hope[4:37:17]   um why and then the judge is like why would you hope they're racist[4:37:22]   your honor that's as simple to get them in trouble you see i want them in trouble[4:37:27]   at the cost of a woman being rich yes it's not illegal it's not illegal to hope[4:37:35]   ones and he's talking to me he's like yeah we're going to some fancy club in houston[4:37:39]   he goes you you two can get in i can't get your big ass in and i'm i hear no he's straight up[4:37:44]   a girl are you bro what this guy in the check cuts he goes loophole identified loophole identified[4:37:51]   i love a loophole man as a kike i love a loophole not a money-saving loophole that is for the jews[4:38:01]   i am a kike i like a loophole in somebody's personality okay it's different it's more serious[4:38:09]   it's much more of a serious crime all right let's see what we see how they throw david[4:38:14]   lucas under the bus and treat him like a straight up ass savage he's like yeah we're going this is[4:38:19]   some fancy club in houston he goes you you two can get in i can't get your big ass in and i'm[4:38:24]   i hear no he's straight up sending to the girl are you bro what that's not cool he goes i can't get[4:38:29]   her in that ain't happening sweetheart i ain't getting a big ass in i was like hey man that's[4:38:35]   he said the way we talk to people can't do that he said he said a therapy and gym sessions could[4:38:39]   help you out i don't like that guy oh so so one was awkward so i don't like that so no no one[4:38:46]   does so they will they you don't like that i mean this is a guy right away he started saying you[4:38:53]   can't say that this is a guy who killed a woman just to fuck her i hope this is a guy who beat a[4:39:00]   woman senseless just because he needed to have sex once i hope and you don't like that he called[4:39:08]   a mamba fat i don't like that that's where i draw the line oh really because i hope you're a rapist[4:39:19]   if a therapy and gym sessions could help you out i don't like that guy oh so so it was awkward[4:39:25]   so i don't like so no no one does so they will they walk off and like the girls were[4:39:30]   laughing on her and i'm like what so i'm like we're good they're probably just afraid that[4:39:34]   they're gonna tell the news that you did and your friends said that so you're trying to get out of[4:39:41]   it and it's not you even saying it you just laugh that he said it even if you felt that's hilarious[4:39:47]   david lucas had the guts to tell a big fat pig no no for the clock i should do that i used to[4:39:51]   use face control when i ran the red bar comedy club it was hell to fill you know how why it was[4:39:56]   so hard to fill the seats because i denied all ugly people you ever try to fill a comedy club[4:40:02]   with all of the hottest people in chicago it was impossible like i don't get what the point of[4:40:12]   getting so mad wait they get even more mad specifically well because they're trying to get[4:40:17]   some but that's crazy well maybe they've drinking too much liquid death man and we get in our car[4:40:23]   they had like a escalator or something first i go we're good we need a driver that he's a driver[4:40:28]   so we go back there bnb listen to this the next day one of those girls i realized works at the[4:40:32]   club and i went and found him said hey hey i want you i don't know that guy that guy talked to you[4:40:36]   you went and found the girl and said you don't know that guy you clearly know him he's david[4:40:44]   lucas your friend up until i went and found that girl and said i don't know him fuck that guy[4:40:52]   wow imagine if somebody did that to brian callen after his hopeful beating and killing of a sacred[4:41:01]   woman we met a driver that he's driver so we go back there bnb the next day one of those girls[4:41:07]   i realized works at the club and i went and found her said hey hey i want you i don't know that guy[4:41:11]   that guy talked to your friend like that he's not with us did you talk to your big fat friend like[4:41:15]   that that ain't cool uh you do guys know that two lies doesn't make a positive i mean that's the[4:41:21]   oldest trick in the book two wrongs don't make a right we don't know him why wouldn't you just say[4:41:28]   sorry about him or say nothing they said that the girls were laughing also well because they were[4:41:37]   afraid that they would get written up for being involved and they're very scared well by anybody[4:41:43]   i mean these guys are probably so scared of everything right now he spends all of his time[4:41:48]   with sam tripoli it doesn't add up exactly their minds are scrambled you'll hang out with sam[4:41:53]   tripoli but david lucas telling a black woman and by the way in the black community that's charming[4:42:00]   in the black community that's how they communicate with each other oh you're fat[4:42:05]   ho ho ha ha gobble gobble drink drink eat eat if anything you're really showing your whiteness[4:42:14]   right now but not understanding black cracks talk to your friend like that he's not with us[4:42:20]   you talk to your big fat friend like that that ain't cool no that's what i said though[4:42:26]   the guy you're talking to a fat friend like that that ain't that you don't get a role here[4:42:30]   no i said that's ain't gonna cut it sweetheart you want to talk to your big fat friend[4:42:34]   that ain't gonna cut it right don't not roll don't roll those words you're a big fat friend[4:42:41]   big fat friend why are you gonna say big fat no i can tell her though i go hey she's not[4:42:45]   that guy has nothing to do with it he's not in our group no i know i said that too and i[4:42:49]   goes your friend okay she goes oh my god i stopped being friends with a guy who said he said this[4:42:53]   girl's a four i want to interrupt this by um showing you a magic trick okay so it is george[4:43:00]   floyd's anniversary so i have this banana uh-huh check this out you ever seen a man[4:43:08]   play the banana check this out george floyd was a knee[4:43:23]   i thought it was just a typical banana huh from earlier[4:43:32]   wow hit a harmonica right under it i go oh my god what if i busted out of this banana[4:43:37]   they go he's gonna pretend to play the banana like a harmonica but then all of a sudden[4:43:43]   so very clever i mean i guarantee somebody was surprised it's banana day here on redbird here[4:43:54]   oh my wish came true i got the bigger end harmonica here that we're gonna bust out[4:44:00]   during an arrowsmith cover we forgot during crying or one of my covers i was gonna go[4:44:04]   you have to learn to play it first that's kind of it that was pretty close uh yeah lots of props[4:44:15]   laying around here i'm trying to get to should they hate david lucas for just saying this just[4:44:20]   saying nah niggas nah nigga you can't get in a club that's what david lucas said to this girl[4:44:27]   and then um uh they're they're all trying to act like woke this is like when ethan[4:44:32]   and he'll throw people under the bus for being like insensitive and stuff right[4:44:36]   uh ditcher she was a friend of mine and the girl's cool girl was what[4:44:41]   he said to her face yeah and i said or like like hey no no he said and i said to him[4:44:50]   sorry i lost myself in that banana bit banana always keep a bushel of bananas around the show[4:44:56]   i could come up with a million uh things to do with a banana you know there's so many funny[4:45:01]   bits you could do with a banana and each one has an implication of african americans too which[4:45:09]   makes it very funny all right thank you for listening i can't believe we're only halfway[4:45:12]   through any we have so much amazing big mike stuff coming up we do but let's save that for[4:45:19]   the end yeah let's do some other little ones here yeah we're gonna say big mike any word on[4:45:23]   kevin brennan calling in today seems like he's been off twitter since his binge last night really[4:45:29]   as far as i can see uh greg fit simmons was roasted should we show this oh just show the[4:45:33]   comments and him arguing in the comments it's kind of fun should we show the clip though or um greg[4:45:39]   fit simmons has been it's so funny because i brought him up out of nowhere nobody's mentioned[4:45:43]   greg fit simmons in years right and i'm the last show do you remember i played you that old clip[4:45:49]   where tony hinchcliffe was on greg's podcast talking about slop top and remember how gross[4:45:56]   greg was being and then all of a sudden i get this gift greg's being dragged all over the[4:46:03]   internet for this joke that they're saying he stole from south park yeah and it's so weird[4:46:09]   it's like i awoke in the greg you know uh nobody was talking about greg fit simmons so this leads[4:46:15]   me to believe that my hatred towards fit simmons might be something we should look into maybe this[4:46:21]   guy is bad let's play you his bit this is a new bit that he just put up about uh coronavirus[4:46:31]   here it is what if i just hear me out on this what if you got the covid real bad and the doctor just[4:46:38]   went death sentence sorry go home lock the door don't let anyone in we're sorry goodbye and now[4:46:44]   you're alone in the house you bring me a water you're sick and you're coughing and all you're[4:46:48]   thinking what anybody would be thinking is i just want to get laid one more time isn't that what you[4:46:54]   want just once more see fuck the dog not hard not hard[4:47:05]   and the other bit is and he's not even doing a bad job telling it i'm not giving him an app for his[4:47:10]   stage presence but uh i guess people don't like the joke it's tough for me to decide you know i[4:47:17]   don't like any stand-up comedy joke anything being told in a stand-up format on a stand-up[4:47:23]   stage to me is lame and corny so to me when i hear a joke all i could judge it by is its[4:47:31]   professionality is it being told with some professionalism and i'll say this greg could[4:47:38]   at least talk you know uh tony hinchcliffe can't deliver lines this swimmingly you know so that's[4:47:48]   all i could hear but apparently the joke is what if fucking a dog cured coronavirus would you fuck[4:47:56]   your dog let's hear the rest not hard[4:48:03]   and then you get into bed that night go to sleep and the dog usually jumps up on the bed with you[4:48:07]   this night he kind of hangs back[4:48:11]   he's like you've been a little weird lately i'm gonna sleep down before[4:48:15]   that's all you but then you wake up the next morning and you realize all your symptoms are[4:48:22]   gone here's a funny one mike points to a comedian and says canceled like the gypsy from thinner[4:48:31]   yeah the movie thinner yeah exactly yeah when i point at you and i say canceled you're in big[4:48:36]   trouble i do have a gypsy-esque way of cursing people ooh wait do you see what i do in my[4:48:44]   bathrooms so uh i'll play this out it's it's uh fairly stupid but what was so great was watching[4:48:52]   people repel against this joke half the people are gonna get on them because it was stolen they say[4:49:00]   the other half just say it's simply not funny i honestly of all the comedians bits that get[4:49:05]   posted i couldn't bet any money on what the comments are gonna say like because to us[4:49:11]   everything mark norman's ever done is way worse than this and they love it everything sam uh[4:49:18]   morale has done is way worse than this and they love it they should all be getting there all[4:49:23]   should be getting yeah that's why so let's investigate you're a hundred percent again[4:49:27]   and you realize you've discovered the cure for covid 19[4:49:36]   and now you're in a moral crossroads aren't you now you got a big decision to make do i stay quiet[4:49:43]   with my shameful little secret and watch millions die or if you do the right thing hold a press[4:49:50]   conference i love a covid joke i go to covid's comedy club where it's only covid jokes and covid[4:49:57]   appetizers and uh corona french fries and the corona chop salad so i love a covid joke but the[4:50:06]   audience did not like this and it's all thanks to the powerful one joe rogan yes thank you joe[4:50:16]   joe rogan was at this club and the reason this clip even surfaced on the internet is because[4:50:22]   joe rogan was laughing like a hyena at it in the back filmed it himself the video you just saw was[4:50:30]   filmed by the turtle master joe rogan yes and he writes the great and powerful greg fit simmons[4:50:40]   is back doing the damn thing whoo joe this is another example of you were drunk you're a loser[4:50:50]   and you can't tell comedy from adam and you film this and guess what happened every fucking person[4:50:57]   went after him uh for stealing it from south park this joke sounds familiar as fuck holy[4:51:04]   shit this dude is bad this is bottom tier dad humor 380 likes that's not funny lmao for a[4:51:12]   second i thought i was watching bill burr what gave it away was not a single time did he raise[4:51:17]   his voice okay it's just not a slam that's what happens when you're gearing up for a slam and you[4:51:24]   read something it's not a slam you know it's honest broadcasting uh even on your podcast he[4:51:30]   wasn't funny this is just hard to watch and it goes on and on and on the great thing is greg[4:51:35]   fit simmons is in the comments defending his comedy amongst the haters we love this we love[4:51:43]   when somebody fights the haters you can never win you know and anybody living in this generation[4:51:52]   should know it doesn't work by now you have no excuse you were allowed to fuck up with the haters[4:51:59]   five years ago even here i'll give you this four years ago you were allowed to argue with the haters[4:52:06]   and claim you didn't know that was a bad move now you have all the information you need never argue[4:52:12]   with the haters ever and it's even better because joe rogan posted it and subjected him yeah he[4:52:20]   probably didn't even ask so the first comment from greg's is i did this six months earlier than[4:52:26]   south park look it up and stop spreading shit somebody's mad and how we know he's mad is these[4:52:36]   comments that he's posted and replies are all three hours apart meaning his whole day has been[4:52:41]   spent reading comment after comment saying it's stolen it sucks let's read another one for those[4:52:49]   saying i stole this bit i did it on rogan's podcast in april 2020 south park episode aired[4:52:59]   september 30th 2020 pretty sure they didn't steal it from me people have similar ideas[4:53:05]   like piling on comedians[4:53:11]   um like piling on comedians is an insult is going to kill me comedians is a protected[4:53:18]   protective thing so like the asians have asians hate month comedians have piling on comedians[4:53:24]   is not allowed now they're trying to manipulate us into thinking that's the deal don't pile on[4:53:30]   comedians bro let us be shitty it's like okay tell that to nickleback who you piled on how[4:53:38]   about don't pile on musicians all they're doing is making a song you ridicule the fuck out of[4:53:44]   musicians when they make a song that you don't like but we dare say something about the comedian[4:53:52]   then we're anti-free speech or counselors somehow uh is there any more of his arguments with people[4:54:00]   i think he actually someone posted that he did a podcast oh do we have a clip but i just saw[4:54:06]   right let's see let's investigate because i love this i love when a comedian is getting defensive[4:54:11]   with their people and i knew i said this fit simmons you know why people get defensive[4:54:16]   right now it's when they have a belly full of guilt and fit simmons knows she's committed[4:54:20]   some heinous sex stuff so he's gonna be one of these oh everyone's piling on committees[4:54:30]   gearing people up for when they come out with his sex stuff we could all be uh brainwashed[4:54:36]   into thinking they're just doing this all right let's see if we can find the podcast that would[4:54:43]   be great to watch but again it's another l from joe rogan everything joe rogan touches turns to a[4:54:49]   problem um and his comments aren't very good lately on joe rogan's board everything's an[4:54:57]   ad by the way every one of these posts is a tag in an ad you think there's oh a harmless pictures[4:55:04]   and santino is a guest on this oh wow look at that here's joe rogan wild meat harvested by[4:55:11]   bow and arrow and cooked up to perfection that's what's up at traeger grills coin very uh[4:55:20]   traeger says field to traeger ain't nothing like it they're in cahoots he's in cahoots with[4:55:28]   a grill company this would be like if i worked with webber hey webber how about nigger nigger[4:55:35]   webber webber nigger oh the webber says high five fire fire fire emoji i mean come on i don't[4:55:43]   want my comedians in cahoots with grill companies right seems off every post is an ad even the sun[4:55:52]   this was me the other day by the way and by the way it's not that hard to stand in a sauna for[4:55:56]   15 minutes very easy i did the same thing as joe rogan i didn't even looked exactly i would kill[4:56:01]   to show the pic i know i have a pic like this my wiener was out my whole ass was out my butt my[4:56:07]   balls my dick my tits all out in my sauna i've got it for one second absolutely not jules you do it[4:56:15]   you die that actually we could don't zoom out though i won't give me that exactly and let me[4:56:22]   look at it because i zoomed that's me in the sauna window[4:56:33]   see that's identical[4:56:41]   except for you look like the poor version you're gonna have to invest some more on[4:56:44]   this sauna if you're serious yours has a stupid window[4:56:52]   i think i'm gonna be sick i did nothing i got no benefits out i had reverse benefits[4:56:58]   i'm gaining weight i have cardiovascular disease i have diabetes uh here's joe rogan lifting his[4:57:05]   kettlebells these are five pound kettlebells and he's screaming them at the skies if he's[4:57:10]   lifting the twin towers anybody could do this joe you know so what were we gonna show uh[4:57:19]   uh uh do we have it here yeah this is it it's posted by the same guy who posted that david[4:57:25]   lucas clip so sorry to all the guys that hate him because he's really getting a lot of uh[4:57:30]   well jemmy bandy's a great guy he says go to 49 uh 42 if it simmons tells the story let's[4:57:36]   see if he's a hatred how do you play it maybe you can get on spotify[4:57:41]   good[4:57:45]   yeah yep 40 years ago welcome to fits dog radio i'm somewhere in the valley which i always resent[4:57:55]   it's uh it's a place where people feel really good about themselves because they can buy a house[4:58:01]   you live in a fucking what's that time code 40 something jewels yes it is oh no it's okay it's[4:58:08]   on the post wait no it's not okay because i'm trying to look at this i'm trying to skip ahead[4:58:12]   here no and it won't being sweat bath look at that you're surrounded by oh it's an apple podcast[4:58:19]   preview let's listen on apple podcast let's see what happens here open podcasts give me a second[4:58:28]   start listening pitt simmons andrew santino okay uh what time joel's 49 42 all right 49 42[4:58:39]   let's get there uh and we'll hear his uh take on this the incredible greg fitz dog fitz simmons[4:58:48]   i went since that guy died since uh yeah i used to do that club years and years and years ago yeah[4:58:54]   was it called side splitters or not side splitters stanford and son yeah stanford son[4:58:58]   yeah that guy was a crook yeah i never did that show because so many comics told me he was a crook[4:59:03]   and then he owed the money you're sitting across from one of the bigger crooks in comedy andrew[4:59:08]   santino have you seen dave have you seen fx have you seen him lies have you seen the dms that[4:59:14]   everybody gives about the cheating stop hanging with him he let me headline when i was a kid this[4:59:19]   new club is great it's called the comedy club and uh so anyway this guy recorded so i put up that[4:59:26]   bit about fucking the dog and then i start getting tons of comments from people that i stole the bit[4:59:34]   from south park i haven't heard this one yet i like when a comedian uh gets busted for stealing[4:59:40]   even if he did they usually never are actively stealing but it's even worse to have the same[4:59:46]   thought is someone else and take it to the stage what an l what an incredible fairy ass fucking[4:59:53]   look and move you're doing a south park and everybody's like we saw this on the south how[4:59:59]   embarrassing how about be more aware that's almost more pathetic than stealing at least when you[5:00:06]   steal okay i'm dealing with scarface here thief you know but uh to just do something someone else[5:00:14]   did and not know and then defend it as if that's cool it's like you should be humiliated either way[5:00:20]   that south park did a summer but so i looked up the bit yeah and the south park bit was[5:00:25]   the guy jerks off i i didn't see the whole episode but the clip i saw was the guy jerks off[5:00:31]   in um some pot and he was selling pot and the people that smoked the pot i didn't even see[5:00:38]   the whole but you should if you're doing similar bits you probably should spend a few seconds[5:00:43]   seeing what the other guy said oh i only watched a few seconds okay seems like you really care[5:00:50]   about this art form let's hear some more excuses from the sex demon and curative covet that's not[5:00:55]   even close to being the same well but you know somewhat so i go all right well what the fuck's[5:01:00]   that i looked up with date that came out september 30th 2020 that bit is from about from talking on[5:01:07]   rogan in april 2020 so you're good but i'm just saying like i just love people we should hold[5:01:14]   red bar accusation day where we accuse on a mass level a comic of stealing but we just make it up[5:01:24]   and just go crazy his instagram his twitter you should go to every comics youtube page and see[5:01:32]   what their bit with the highest views is and then we record you doing all their bits and then[5:01:38]   post it on youtube and then ever this is what we're gonna do copying let's do let's try one[5:01:43]   let's try one pick a bit from a comedian like a recent bit from a comedian i'll take that bit[5:01:50]   memorize it we'll record it we'll put a timestamp on the video we'll make it look like old footage[5:01:55]   from the 90s red bar did this in 2021 and then everybody posted on their twitter red bar and[5:02:03]   have a video of me fake doing the stand-up even do one of those edits where you're editing back[5:02:09]   and forth to show how similar it is and it'll be an old doctor like we'll record this footage now[5:02:15]   of me doing their bit but we'll like put fake camera date on it that says that it was done[5:02:22]   before they did it and then we'll all post it toward be like mike did this bit years ago are[5:02:29]   you with me on this prank let's try i think that would be a funny but let's try one post ones that[5:02:34]   we should copy in the bringback group this week and then we'll practice the best ones and then[5:02:38]   on the next show you can just do it and then we'll clip it from the episode next week but then if[5:02:42]   somebody finds out this whole scheme well they won't that's the thing they'll get so mad no[5:02:50]   matter what even if they know let's do that that'll be funny let's pick a comedian's bed[5:02:54]   like a harm like a comedian that won't see it coming to somebody we're gonna send them through[5:03:00]   hell for a week i swear i did the bit before oh yeah well the time stamps here it's clear[5:03:05]   we got the footage mike did it before why are you doing this to him are you psychotic wouldn't that[5:03:13]   be funny are people in it what man that would be let's really do it we never really do anything[5:03:17]   here so let's really do it we'll see how i feel about it tomorrow i want to find every one of the[5:03:23]   motherfuckers that goes you're a fucking thief way to steal from south park douchebag like do you[5:03:29]   know what it means yeah like a guy like kyle kenane or dimitri martin yeah you guys got it[5:03:34]   these innocent guys who have never been picked on in comedy but i think it's got to be someone who[5:03:39]   would get deserve yeah not deserves it even but someone who would get mad somebody who would get[5:03:43]   mad and furious and flay around and we go it's a fucking joke fag stupid idiot reacting to a joke[5:03:51]   as if real that's the dream boss did do it to rogan no he he's not tapped in enough he's not[5:03:57]   like drake to be called a thief in the comedy world it's insane you know how fast your career[5:04:01]   can go away they hate to be called a thief in the comedy world is the worst we should use this more[5:04:07]   you joke thief because they they'll go they have to say something that's their bread let's make[5:04:13]   joke thief the mom's basement yes insult you know how they use mom's basement oh you have[5:04:19]   no followers my baby our comeback is oh yeah well you're a joke thief half of your jokes[5:04:24]   are stolen look it up i hope you you little fucking nobody how dare you i get if you go[5:04:32]   hey man just so you know south park has a similar bit yep i don't know who came up with it first but[5:04:37]   i noted all right thank you noted appreciate that yeah yeah i'll approach it and find out what's[5:04:43]   really going on i'll take it down if i feel like i've been i love when they say the comment that[5:04:47]   they wish the comment i know it's like the jerk store oh yeah well the jerk store called and[5:04:53]   they're running out of you yes that would have been epic if you were able to think on your feet[5:04:59]   at the time saying something that he said he's like what they should be like is just[5:05:03]   bringing your attention to yeah they always do it it's like who would say something like that[5:05:08]   i had a camera and he goes you want to what did you do what show in what can city venue[5:05:12]   it's called the comedy club because i haven't been backed it up too far now in years i went[5:05:17]   since that guy died since uh oh yeah i used to do that club years and years and years ago yeah[5:05:22]   was it called side splitters or not side splitter yeah i should start a club called side splitters[5:05:27]   where i split people in half because of their jokes stanford and son yeah stanford son yeah[5:05:33]   that guy was a crook i went back way too it's very hard to do this on itunes yeah i can't see[5:05:39]   anything either it's great it's the comedy the comedy jesus the comedy the comedy caravan so[5:05:46]   great side splitter side splitter right new jokes dude this shit sucks this is tired great right[5:05:52]   you're racist you're homophobic great great fine yeah you stole this i don't know what to do it's[5:05:58]   okay just play it whatever just go back like five seconds oh no no yeah i don't even know what five[5:06:02]   seconds looks like on this timeline is a mile 20 so you're good it's like if god was trying to like[5:06:07]   this is perfect drive a car on a map with a monopoly piece it's impossible but i'm just[5:06:12]   saying like i just love people's i want to find every one of the motherfuckers that goes you're[5:06:17]   a fucking thief way to steal from south park douchebag like do you know what it means to be[5:06:23]   called a thief in the comedy world it's you know how fast your career can go away yeah and you you[5:06:28]   little fucking nobody how you know buddy how dare you point out that i have a similar joke to south[5:06:36]   park what do you want us to say we just heard your joke on south park what should we say bravo[5:06:42]   well done tell you what you should say this is what we should say[5:06:46]   air you i get if you go hey man just so you know south park has a similar bit yep i don't know who[5:06:52]   came up with it first but i know oh yes comics utopia which we all live in where everybody just[5:06:59]   privately pulls you aside and helps you out sorry i don't know what planet you're from we don't do[5:07:06]   that i.e the kardashians i say this to everybody remember how you treated the kardashians[5:07:13]   everybody that's how we treat you you know like from big mike to greg fixim i don't understand[5:07:20]   why they're you do understand when you made fun of the kardashians right you know they's wasn't[5:07:27]   doing nothing wrong neithers i don't understand why com comics think they're like this protected[5:07:35]   species it's like you you understood this when you criticized and commented on everyone else's life[5:07:43]   but when it happens to you everybody's stupid it shouldn't be done this should be done in private[5:07:48]   respectfully right thank you noted appreciate that yeah yeah i'll approach it and find out[5:07:53]   what's really going on i'll take it down if i feel like i've infringed but you're gonna name call me[5:07:58]   thief is the only word that like you really actually bothers you so fit sucks fuck you[5:08:04]   not funny hack all that stuff got it okay cool get right yeah write new jokes dude this shit[5:08:09]   sucks this is tired great right that's actually you would be against that too we've seen it that's[5:08:16]   like the second worst thing you could say to you well all of the other comments other than the ones[5:08:21]   saying you were stealing were saying that stuff so yeah you're homophobic great that's fine yeah[5:08:27]   you stole this right away is like the hardest red flag you're like what yeah you stole it right[5:08:34]   from who all right mass accuse everyone i'm stealing this is it this is what they hate the[5:08:39]   most this is what we thanks for the tip thanks for the tip fits and immediately when they get into[5:08:45]   this tumbling down of well this is why it's like this it's close to this and that's what bothers[5:08:49]   me because you said kind of but i say no because the what the idea that there's a gross secret to[5:08:56]   how to cure covet is the only parallel yeah that's insane that's like saying you're you're no longer[5:09:01]   allowed to compare how women and men xyz it's like that that's about as broad as anything yeah[5:09:08]   i don't think it's about stopping so broad and predictable and basic comedians of the world that[5:09:14]   hail themselves as the best artist we have you know santino thinks he's leonardo dicaprio[5:09:20]   fits thinks he's michaelangelo muscali ritardo ronardo all these italians and then you shouldn't[5:09:30]   have the same bits is south park south park should be i mean that's on comedy central a[5:09:34]   network that you say is bullshit and failing and that you're cooler than close i think the only[5:09:40]   thing that's that's that what's annoying about it is south park is so culturally dominant that[5:09:46]   anything near them automatically gets equated to well that was their idea yeah because they're a[5:09:51]   cultural icon right you're like well i can't have you ever had a bit that another comic had that[5:09:56]   would just happen to be similar yeah for sure i mean yes how'd you resolve it uh you know[5:10:05]   ron funches and i oh you had the similar bit to ron funches the gayest fucking spook[5:10:11]   didn't mean that the gayest fucking queers[5:10:16]   that we have you shouldn't have a similar bit to ron funches[5:10:21]   that's all i need to hear all right greg fit simmons may you enjoy your misery with the[5:10:26]   comments all right everybody pile on he's a thief i love it man and let's do that thing where we[5:10:35]   find some comedian so proud of their new bed i record it word for word identically we put a[5:10:43]   vintage filter on the footage probably be better if it was like something they just posted[5:10:48]   something instagram or a twitter post from within the last week exactly and then i'll record it[5:10:54]   really quick we'll set this i'll like zoom in to me and we'll set this to look like a comedy club[5:11:00]   background and then i'll put a bunch of fuzz filters over it make it look all degraded and[5:11:05]   then it'll say like like david from 2004 doing comedy and hilarities uh how do you respond to[5:11:13]   this and they'll be like oh my god i can't believe it word for word i mean that would[5:11:20]   really be funny and i you know who else has done that that would be like a great little[5:11:27]   thing that i do to people i love it man i think the idea is solid uh mike looks sad as fuck that[5:11:35]   solid uh mike looks sad as fuck that isn't true uh at all how dare you that's crazy[5:11:42]   um put out an entire airplane special wouldn't that be great to copy somebody's whole special[5:11:49]   and then accuse them of stealing the whole thing it's like 82 minutes small clips like that would[5:11:55]   go viral on tik tok let's really do this mike for me i i'm gonna do it it's very easy to do[5:12:02]   i like an easy challenge you know exactly that's the thing about me i like it easy something nice[5:12:08]   and easy no work involved uh when the matter each interview happens do you think there will[5:12:14]   be hostility that is a surprise uh the matter each interview will be whatever it the reason[5:12:20]   there's the delay is because it's got to be everything you think it it every the opposite[5:12:27]   of anything you thought it was going to be[5:12:31]   the last thing i'm willing to do is uh something predictable with joe matta reese[5:12:36]   so until i come up with a scheme a con a plan to make him look fucking terrible he is not[5:12:42]   going to be on this show i'm not going to just go in and go so joe matta reese what's i have[5:12:47]   all the info i need he sucks i don't you know what i mean so it's rather boring for me to ask him[5:12:54]   anything um so i have to come up with a great setup and by setup i mean not like setup punch[5:13:03]   but set up like i need to set him up and if anyone has any ideas you know um and it's one of those[5:13:12]   things where i go oh let me take five minutes to set aside to think of a plan to set up joe matta[5:13:17]   reese and make him look and then i go i have better things to do you know it's like one of[5:13:23]   those things where i hate him so much he's such a fool that i have such an uninterest in him[5:13:32]   that it's hard to develop a scheme even though i know it would be great and it has to happen i[5:13:39]   think that you're going to come up with something great yeah it's just it doesn't even have to be a[5:13:44]   scheme to make him look bad either it just no but i definitely want you mean we want it just has to[5:13:50]   have a theme it has to have a theme and i want him leaving here feeling worse about himself i[5:13:55]   really do and that's not going to happen like he's so used to hearing everything everything about[5:14:02]   him has been said over and over again we've said it so he's what more can be said me just repeating[5:14:09]   the last four years of stuff he's going to absorb that with ease so the plan is we need to really[5:14:16]   we might be like oh my god what if we ask joe matta reese this and it'll be a great idea[5:14:25]   i i'm just reading the chat right now to see what they're saying uh make him spin exactly so yeah[5:14:31]   we have to come up with a good plan here i'm not interested in really anything he has to say it's[5:14:36]   more about what can we make him do what hoops could we make him go through what could we do[5:14:42]   with joe matta reese that has never been done and it's tough the only reason we're thinking[5:14:47]   about this is because every other time we're like oh i have this person calling for an interview the[5:14:51]   second that they call in we're like oh yeah i'm interviewing people i hate interviewing people[5:14:57]   like i could care less what another man has to say if i did i wouldn't be doing this so i'm not[5:15:04]   interested i mean you're not interested either in hearing him say the same things that he just said[5:15:10]   to kevin brennan yeah and talk about porcelain he's gonna be like i was thinking we should do[5:15:15]   some sort of pay-per-view listen i get it it's epic just seeing the frame right the the screenshot[5:15:22]   of me and him that's epic that's enough to get your but we got it it's like when a celebrity[5:15:27]   does stand-up comic comedy they need to it needs to be good the whole way through it can't just be[5:15:34]   that me and joe matta reese are on skype that can't be the whole bit so um and uh frankly[5:15:43]   again it's what what do i get out of out of it you know i'm trying to figure that out you know[5:15:50]   it's very important to me i'm not saying it's not important to me to figure it out but uh[5:15:55]   you know and that's a huge insult to joe this whole thing is an insult to joe is saying you're[5:16:01]   so uninteresting that even me insulting you to your face which is my biggest dream usually[5:16:12]   is uninteresting to me what an insult so um if anyone has a plan or a scheme and it doesn't[5:16:19]   matter if he hears it we could still do it to him that's how stupid he is that's why i could just[5:16:24]   reveal my evil plans and a guy like that i could be like when joe comes on i'm gonna do a b and c[5:16:30]   and then do a b and c and it'll still fucking work because he's so dumb so we could talk about[5:16:37]   this in the open just ask him to grab a fork again it needs to be i need to top myself i've done that[5:16:44]   one already i've done it you know i need to top myself i've done the whole thing where i pretend[5:16:48]   i'm your friend and then i insult you it's like cringe to me so i need to i just haven't developed[5:16:54]   nothing has sparked yet that's funny enough to have him on[5:17:03]   um you know like we can't do the same thing that we did when josh denny called in it's been done[5:17:08]   so it has to be better we're with you mike so help me think of a scheme and then we'll have[5:17:12]   them on and then we'll uh i would like to humiliate him is my goal and i hope he doesn't[5:17:20]   think oh now we're friends i'm never fucking friends with a fool even if you were a fool[5:17:25]   50 years ago and you've resurfaced just not a fool ever ever ever you never befriend a fool[5:17:32]   you don't do that whole thing you know these guys get off on that i every week big mike goes[5:17:37]   i have guys insult me and then i dm them and they're like oh i'm a huge fan no not here nobody's[5:17:45]   a fan of the people that we harass except i am a fan of brian redman that's it okay uh let's see[5:17:54]   poison his kids see something like that yeah like while he's on the phone his kids start squirming[5:18:00]   and falling and then he's like oh i'm sorry my kids are sick and i go yep we planned that[5:18:07]   something like that would be funny his kids get kidnapped during the interview and he's got to go[5:18:12]   get them back who was i thinking about kidnapping the other day um somebody was really going crazy[5:18:20]   with their kids they go how about i kidnapped them huh did you like that who was that the[5:18:24]   other day threatening to kidnap their children you know why not all right we still have a ton[5:18:31]   of show believe it or not we haven't even gotten started the good parts yet yeah so let's see what[5:18:35]   we have uh let's get through these quickly talk about gavin's update on denny's yes yeah so uh[5:18:42]   we told you gavin mckinnis fired milo yanopoulos who by the way uh uh the last show i i talked[5:18:49]   about milo oh yeah let me drag that up and milo uh posted the clip on his telegram we have uh[5:18:56]   it's at the top milo saw red bar let's see this what was i saying about milo about you were[5:19:02]   talking about how joe rogan was complaining that milo was banned from everything yet[5:19:06]   his episode so i we were watching joe rogan on the last show and joe rogan goes yeah it's crazy they[5:19:12]   just banned milo and they and i go joe you banned milo literally the episodes you did with milo have[5:19:20]   been deleted from youtube and spotify and you won't do anything about it you are the person[5:19:27]   that banned mile and i gave that whole speech and milo got the clip and here he is he posted it on[5:19:33]   his telegram somebody sent him it and he goes this is good who is this and he goes another clip from[5:19:41]   red bar he was live today he goes cool thank you posted and he posted this to his telegram[5:19:46]   now that would be good but these guys don't have any followers on telegram like i mean would it be[5:19:52]   good even if you had a million followers on yeah they're probably all earth's most terrifying no[5:19:58]   i think milo's really cool so milo saw red bar and then we're gonna go to um gavin fired milo[5:20:06]   and does he talk about it here do we have that clip dragged that one up to the top there's[5:20:09]   let's listen to that and then you'll hear what gavin did with my this is so great everything's[5:20:17]   interconnected here at red bar gavin fired milo and with milo's pay hired josh denny to do a show[5:20:26]   and josh denny is already fucking this up and hasn't delivered the show that was supposed to[5:20:30]   be ready two weeks ago this is really happening here is gavin talking about is this with milo[5:20:37]   here yeah uh yeah it's three different clips so this one's just three different clips so listen[5:20:42]   to this this is about milo here remember milo posted this he said sad news you may have heard[5:20:49]   the rumors that censored tv is laying off all its stuff this week i was told there's no longer[5:20:54]   enough money for my producer despite thousands of subscribers i've brought to the network you know[5:20:59]   gavin's gonna be really mad when he sees these zero subscribers josh brings in i mean if he was[5:21:08]   mad with milo's performance on the network how the fuck is he gonna be happy with denny[5:21:14]   do we have the clip or is this just the post is it the next thing twitter uh that is just another[5:21:20]   here's the same thing yeah facebook and here's gavin gavin explains the milo situation uh the[5:21:29]   stones were uh we fired all our staff a b they were always late to pay me and i guess that's[5:21:38]   basically it i wish them nothing but the best but they're struggling oh so like concern trolling[5:21:45]   yeah which is a good tactic when you're insulting someone we we learned this in high school where[5:21:50]   you the mean girls would go i actually feel sorry for her yeah because then you're so high above[5:21:57]   the fat chick that you're like i don't even want to hurt her i'd actually like her to lose weight[5:22:02]   and she could be my friend i just want to point out gavin is using a four by three foam mouse pad[5:22:10]   that you could only get from your childhood memory i mean really you can't even buy this[5:22:17]   anywhere maybe zazzle sells these as a gag gift with a photo print i don't know why he uses this[5:22:25]   torn and by the way when you buy a mouse but it comes pre-fraid and torn has there ever been one[5:22:32]   of these foam mouse pads this isn't all beaten up around the edges i don't know why he and he's[5:22:39]   using an apple wireless keyboard mousepad for they discontinued this keyboard in 2006 i believe[5:22:49]   like you can't buy it you can't get batteries for it anymore i don't know how he's[5:22:54]   still able to keep this operational all right let's hear what he says about milo and[5:23:01]   it would be cruel she's cursed with that body um so the paying it so there's nothing complicated[5:23:09]   here go always follow ockham's razor with these kind of things there's no like he fucked my wife[5:23:16]   sensor.tv is falling apart or any of that shit it's never that juicy unfortunately and i'm a[5:23:21]   i'm like you i love gossip oh i'm always disappointed when i find out the truth because[5:23:26]   i'm like oh really um the truth is there was just a back and forth about payment and this and that[5:23:33]   and he's clearly high maintenance you may have guessed that milo is not easy to work with the[5:23:40]   300 producers he churned through are an indication of that so there was something going on it was[5:23:46]   like a minor thing i i think we had given him a ten thousand dollar advance because he's moving[5:23:52]   to florida and he's like just give me a bunch of shows in advance i don't know why i'm doing that[5:23:57]   accent that's not how he that's not how he talks hi i'm milo and i'm like whatever are you guys[5:24:01]   it's the the miles coat uh he talks like he's dr frankenfurter meets with nail[5:24:09]   is that it yeah that's perfect yes um but he walks like the grinch no offense meets the[5:24:16]   grinch so yeah but the jim carrey grid correct so it's going back and forth blah blah he's like[5:24:23]   i need more money now and i have to do this and and then someone in the email chain was like[5:24:27]   you know what we're good uh it was some minor thing like that and then it was like you know[5:24:33]   what i see which way the wind is blowing i'm actually i prefer this accent because when i do[5:24:37]   like his accent you think i'm talking about an intellectual from harvard and that's not the[5:24:42]   attitude in this particular story though he is an intellectual you know the man is very smart very[5:24:47]   and a joy to be around yeah he's lovely he came to my house stewie he slept over he was great with[5:24:53]   my wife my kids like a very charming guy i like him yeah same i had milo sleep over he was great[5:24:58]   with my wife my kids i love my there's nobody better for your kids and wife than milo trust[5:25:05]   me on this he's the nicest there's nobody nicer than him you hear this all the time big mike is[5:25:11]   the most uh grateful kind person i know oh yeah oh yes of course big mike he's so oh yeah when i[5:25:20]   think of kind people i think big my you know people always say stuff like this although i'm[5:25:26]   mad at him right now here we go professionally we're professionally mad that's a good t-shirt[5:25:32]   that's pretty cool what's up here professionally mad and i'm i'm working overtime come on[5:25:37]   okay no i got you really happy with that joke professionally mad and i'm working overtime[5:25:43]   all right it doesn't get any better you said i don't know i thought you had something to say[5:25:53]   about this no well i think he's going to explain uh what happened here there's a part i want people[5:25:57]   to hear um so he goes i can see which way the wind is blowing i think we're done here uh i'll[5:26:05]   do shows at the end of the month and then we're gone and i was like you know what good yeah okay[5:26:09]   bye and then after that there was some like so i shouldn't be looking for a new producer and i go[5:26:16]   no you quit you're a very expensive dude to work with and i realized after you said that i could[5:26:22]   get like three shows for that cost i can get three shows for ten thousand dollars that's the part i[5:26:27]   wanted to hear well how much did you pay denny so he fires milo takes the ten thousand dollar budget[5:26:35]   back from milo and now he's got three shows he could afford to put on the air one of them is[5:26:40]   supposedly josh denny's show but we have not uh heard anything about this let's hear this update[5:26:48]   here we're supposed to be on i think two weeks ago so let's hear josh denny's show update thank[5:26:54]   you for tuning in to the show folks we'll be working on the new studio uh bringing new shows[5:27:00]   josh denny's show should be ready any second now maybe today all right nice from two weeks exciting[5:27:05]   he's i don't want to give anything away but i'm going to give it all away here he's doing like[5:27:08]   john oliver's the week with last week's news tonight but it's next week's news josh denny[5:27:15]   is going to be doing a john oliver style program what john oliver does he's a talking head he's[5:27:23]   got the video clip here and he wrote it but instead of talking about the news of this week[5:27:27]   he's going to be predicting the news of next week and this is a show that gavin gave josh[5:27:33]   money to produce on his own and the show has not been delivered to gavin yet does gavin know josh[5:27:42]   works out of a kitchenette i mean is denny filming this is he responsible for that's what i want to[5:27:49]   know is i know like so apparently gavin gave denny three thousand bucks which he thinks is enough[5:27:56]   budget to put on a game show and denny is supposed to deliver a john oliver type show[5:28:03]   and he has and he's two weeks late let's hear some more week with last week's news tonight but it's[5:28:09]   next week's news that's very good he'll be telling you what's going to be happening[5:28:14]   he'll be guessing and predicting the news over the next week um but yeah that's sort of the theme of[5:28:22]   today's show is that all right so we have that and then i just say that guessing and predicting[5:28:27]   the news maybe you could pull it off as like a bill maher segment maybe one time but that's[5:28:33]   actually pretty hard to keep doing week after yeah and he's gonna be what happens when he's[5:28:38]   wrong about every guess like maybe if you were dave shapelle and it's shot on a webcam in a[5:28:44]   kitchen with a pink light like if this is all written by denny that's like a huge undertaking[5:28:50]   is this the next one gab oh no that's milo let's see uh gavin gives us an update where he says that[5:28:57]   he was late here we go listen here's the update now two weeks later let's see what gavin is saying[5:29:05]   uh we were all really excited for this denny show we've been waiting we're going down the street to[5:29:10]   anthony's studio as we are want to do i was watching some of those older ones when i was[5:29:14]   drunk it's not good to be drunk on tv you're not interested just do anything it's embarrassing[5:29:21]   but this was the rush show the fast show we got out a lot of stuff we got fucking look at this[5:29:26]   all these pages when a dad gets locked in a preschool overnight and has to do his broadcast[5:29:31]   from the preschool that's just what it would look like i went to a parent teacher conference and[5:29:37]   then i uh fell asleep in the bathroom and i woke up uh it was midnight and the doors were locked[5:29:43]   so i had to do my broadcast from the child's bookshelf at the preschool is we got all that[5:29:50]   done and handled very informative show and uh that's our one of our top priorities here[5:29:55]   at sensor.tv is not wasting your time we've got a new spiel coming up soon josh denny[5:30:00]   should be done in any second now god he's fucking late um and god he's fucking late wait till you[5:30:06]   see uh when the subscribers are late aka there's gonna be no subscribers he's tried year after year[5:30:14]   day after day he's never been able to get more than one spy to buy anything he's ever sold he[5:30:21]   joined on locals a free community and three people followed one was me one was zander one was patrick[5:30:30]   melton all to spy and his act to stalk maybe gavin knows this and he's investing in the spy[5:30:36]   market so now josh is joining a site that costs ten dollars to join and that you can't even type[5:30:43]   on facebook or instagram or twitter it gets auto banned so you can't share it so you can't share[5:30:48]   it you can't tell anybody that you're on you can't post it on twitter i don't there might be negative[5:30:54]   here someone do a test right now to see if you can post a link to censored tv on twitter yeah[5:30:59]   seriously i want to know that answer god he's late he says we got a new spiel coming up soon[5:31:05]   josh denny should be done in any second now god he's fucking late um and uh shit like that josh[5:31:14]   hasn't even gotten started on that damn show i mean he spent the 3500 on chick-fil-a probably[5:31:21]   and repairs for his miata i mean really i don't know what gavin think josh told him oh yeah i[5:31:28]   could put together a show i mean really i mean i don't think he realizes how hard that premise[5:31:33]   is yeah how is josh and no wonder it's late i mean josh must be freaking the fuck out going[5:31:40]   how am i going to deliver this show and how are they going to air it i can't do this on a web[5:31:45]   can't he's probably like editing and getting people to like help him and it's not working[5:31:50]   and it looks terrible i mean this is a pay site all the shows on the site have been professionally[5:31:57]   produced somewhat i mean denny's never professionally produced anything in his life[5:32:03]   so i can't imagine what this is going to be very excited to see what this is going to be uh please[5:32:10]   keep us up to date is we do not follow this terrible dark world we can't we're banned[5:32:16]   we're blocked we're denied all right very cool little ones a few more and we'll get to the heavy[5:32:23]   stuff nine hours ago zander just here i'll screenshot this for you because you're blocked[5:32:32]   but so gavin's saying i don't know if you heard in the first clip or if you stopped it too early[5:32:37]   but gavin said in the first clip which was from like two and a half weeks ago that it was supposed[5:32:42]   to be tomorrow yeah exactly that's what i said and this is what he's tweeting nine hours who's[5:32:48]   tweeting this denny oh denny tweeted nine hours ago let's see what he says[5:32:54]   wow um working on some repeat segments for the new show would you guys be interested in me breaking[5:33:01]   down people's tells in interviews podcast so he's taking surveys on what to do for the show that[5:33:09]   he's two weeks late for yikes man this is gonna fucking rule we should do a full watch of that[5:33:15]   first show i know it's incredible it ends up being incredible because we have so much denny[5:33:20]   stuff like i literally have like 150 notes about him but it's so dull and he just says the same[5:33:25]   stuff over and over again and so we've been waiting for a new yeah new denny event and this[5:33:30]   is it so again the show's two weeks late and just yesterday last night he was posting asking for[5:33:37]   ideas he's gonna be breaking from people's tells yeah okay breaking down people's tells[5:33:46]   which he can't do so which he is not known for or good at or ever would to be good at cheers[5:33:53]   also i thought that the theme of the show was predicting next week's news again just like[5:33:58]   all of josh's shows the theme is more the title the title they thought of a title which is funny[5:34:05]   all right cheers everybody to the jews cheers[5:34:25]   okay okay okay very funny all right welcome to red bar we're having a blast we're having a fun[5:34:30]   time thanks for being a scars club member you've got access to those archives oh a lot of trouble[5:34:37]   in those archives a lot of my most embarrassing moments happening there dig in find them definitely[5:34:43]   my most embarrassing moments yeah red bar radio dot net slash scars club thank you guys very[5:34:48]   considerate of you to join okay i pulled it up to the top a clip we can all enjoy yeah this is so[5:34:55]   great you know neil degrasse tyson the last time he was on joe rogan they got into a bit of a rift[5:35:02]   and this kind of happens a lot with neil and rogan i don't know if people have noticed this i[5:35:09]   certainly have they um disagree on some stuff and you could see there's like a shittiness in the air[5:35:18]   where it like joe gets personally offended when him and neil disagree and i think the last time[5:35:24]   neil was on neil was talking about like commenters getting to him and just like why do you even[5:35:29]   bother with that and like putting neil down and kind of being dismissive towards all of neil's[5:35:34]   thoughts and i think neil is just passive aggressive enough and just smart enough[5:35:41]   to actually plan a passive aggressive vengeance on joe rogan i think we're about to see that here[5:35:51]   also a little while ago he was getting super frustrated with him for interrupting him so[5:35:56]   much yes let's watch what happened last time and a lot of people call him black steve or slappy the[5:36:03]   afro man this is what i call him to me he's nothing no i like uh neil degrasse tyson is a[5:36:11]   really you know what's interesting about him and i don't know if everybody saw this side but neil[5:36:16]   has a very petty side to him very petty he gets into it with the haters on twitter he's uh[5:36:25]   extremely petty and um you know vain and uh gets picky about things he'll dig his heels in[5:36:36]   and it's all real subtle here's his clip from uh the last time it says joe rogan interrupted[5:36:43]   by neil i like when people call him neil tyson instead of neil degrasse impressions of you in[5:36:48]   the chat now someone goes neil degrasse tyson he's a slave a slave to the cosmos mike david[5:36:57]   that's funny yeah he is a slave to the cosmos to venus i'd like to see him burned up by the heat[5:37:04]   of another planet of course not by the arm of another man a fellow man clearly yeah all right[5:37:10]   let's see what he says he's he's not a slave guys they're saying that's something that you[5:37:14]   actually said oh it's a quote from me i thought they were oh really i said neil is a slave a[5:37:20]   slave to the planets i thought they were doing an over-the-top joke of what you would say says[5:37:27]   more about you actually a real quote all right check this out this is from last time let's see[5:37:32]   if they got into a little heated beef we place great value on that so but it's not our land[5:37:39]   you know so specifically these things have europeans didn't come to hawaii and find find[5:37:45]   legions of scientists they're conducting experiments okay they found native peoples[5:37:50]   governing themselves so so so that's that oh we didn't cancel cars we got really innovative[5:37:56]   about how to keep them a big difference between cars and human shit that's letting us out of the[5:38:01]   mountain this is the shittiness i mean joe rogan like takes it personal and they have this awkward[5:38:07]   vibe during their conversations where they don't agree about ai an alien alien alien so um i think[5:38:19]   neil actually is one of these guys you know how like we wouldn't do this you wouldn't do this most[5:38:25]   people wouldn't do it there are some people who devise a plan and get back at people passive[5:38:30]   aggressively through tiny little things so let's keep watching this old clip and then we'll show[5:38:36]   you the new one the real problem too is i think if you value mountain climbing and you want to[5:38:42]   keep doing it then you solve the problem this is what engineers do that's they would have to have[5:38:47]   a mountain of batteries sitting there waiting for people to just come in and is that any worse than[5:38:51]   a mountain that than a than a sunken reservoir tank of gas that's no different why is it a nerd[5:38:58]   argument would be larger volume right possibly but so what in literal joe can't really they really[5:39:05]   clash when they're together and joe gets really you can tell he's getting heated inside if it's[5:39:12]   economic you just do it right and if the battery is all at the bottom of the car and it's going[5:39:18]   nascar you run in pop it up take out the battery put this one you're off dude you're old enough[5:39:25]   to remember when i gotta look up this word in a dictionary and you get through six other words[5:39:30]   oh i never knew that word let me read that you learn that's a sharp suit i know where he got[5:39:33]   that too david lucas's father's funeral he took it off the corpse look at that fucking suit man[5:39:41]   that tie yikes i can see why joe's starting to get fed up with this guy in his afro that poof[5:39:49]   other words on route to the word you're targeting i understand okay so that's that is how i you see[5:39:55]   joe's face how i think about my interaction with this world i like the randomness love the[5:40:00]   randomness of it enriches my life[5:40:04]   i found those like uh cloaks that people wear he's like video oh yeah yeah that seems like[5:40:09]   fuckery yeah there's a lot of but in harry potter the the cloak that they wear the invisibility[5:40:17]   cloak that would be this principle yeah if it existed with that there's a bunch of videos of[5:40:23]   that but it seems like they're just using after effects like adobe or something like that too[5:40:30]   okay adobe yeah he knows all about it now neil probably saw joe rolling his eyes yes[5:40:36]   of course overly irritated because you think you know only joe rogan's stupid enough to forget how[5:40:41]   awkward the interview was and invite somebody on again to have round two whereas neil this was[5:40:48]   clear as day he felt the feeling in the air and he's like joe rogan's inviting me on again i[5:40:54]   thought last time was a disaster so he comes on again and instantly joe falls into his own ways[5:41:01]   we're going to open spotify uh hopefully this works here this is very tough to do we're going[5:41:07]   to open this in the spotify app and we're going to watch this instance which i think is a passive[5:41:14]   aggressive comeback to all of joe's abusive behavior towards kind of tape measure all right[5:41:20]   so are you okay we're gonna pull this up i am uh terrible at working spotify it's really hard[5:41:31]   you should go to like a spotify user training program before you start airing spotify on your[5:41:38]   show because it really is tough i need to take a class uh for sure before i get into this so let's[5:41:46]   expand and here he is and what's our first time code here um we're at 7307 right now you could go[5:41:55]   to 7140 that's the only time code yeah 7140 and uh 7126 is what i could do watch this right shall[5:42:07]   i no but that assumes that things are either true or very dark and that's just not true that's not[5:42:13]   something the actual world is way more nuances to rogan it's so so unintended deception so for[5:42:22]   example i can think something is true right yeah and what you're basically saying not to put words[5:42:27]   in your mouth is that everyone walks around with a lie detector and on their forehead yeah that's[5:42:31]   a bad idea this that's a bad well you just said this and i know all right yeah so everyone has[5:42:36]   a lie detector and if i think something happened even though it didn't then i'm telling the truth[5:42:43]   i'm telling my own understanding of the truth which is a problem with some people with some[5:42:47]   stories right you can't then indict me yeah for that truth being wrong if that's how i saw it[5:42:53]   that's like the umpire that's how i called it because that's how i saw it the umpire is not[5:42:56]   being evil that's just what they saw so that's one problem with that another one is there's so[5:43:02]   many things that are and that's what makes the world interesting i think um is so you want you[5:43:10]   want an example of where the truth is nuanced um i'm trying i can't think off the top of my head[5:43:18]   but i'm just telling you that in almost every case where someone wants to turn a question into[5:43:24]   a binary answer yes they're not doing they're doing a disservice just ask human intellect just[5:43:31]   do it to the to the real world that's out there i'll give you an example so how tall are you[5:43:45]   i'll give you an example how tall are you joe always knew this moment was coming[5:43:52]   how tall are you is now being asked scientifically[5:43:59]   on his show how awesome are the planets now how awesome is our solar system thank you solar[5:44:08]   thank you una thank you infinity ooh infinity is beautiful by the way[5:44:15]   with the body on infinity uh you're now scientifically under the scientific[5:44:22]   oath a scientist has now come on to joe rogan asking and i want you to hear this one more time[5:44:32]   just click the 15 second back oh yes of course then i'm telling the truth watch i'm telling my[5:44:37]   own understanding of the truth which is a problem with some people with some stories right you can't[5:44:42]   then indict me yeah for that truth being wrong if that's how i saw it that's like the umpire[5:44:47]   that's how i called it because that's how i saw it the umpire's not being evil that's just what[5:44:51]   they saw so that's one problem with that okay another one is there's so many things that are[5:44:58]   and that's what makes the world interesting yes okay come on jesus um is so you want an example[5:45:04]   of where a scientist asking joe um i'm trying i can't think of off the top of my head but[5:45:12]   i i'm just telling you that almost every case where someone wants to turn a question[5:45:17]   is like i swear that you just asked this they're not doing they're doing a disservice to human[5:45:24]   intellect to the real world that's out there come on i swear i swear every time you're[5:45:31]   rewinded he's longening this by adding stuff on the fly right now in real time how is this[5:45:38]   positive i swear okay here it is a scientist is now on joe rogan asking him this give me an[5:45:48]   example so how tall are you how tall are you you scientifically have to answer and watch this it's[5:45:58]   so funny you have to click the back you know joe rogan's height has been it's all people talk[5:46:05]   about you know he knows this every comment section is height related every time he's brought up his[5:46:13]   height is also included in the bring up um for joe rogan to be asked his height he is so hyper aware[5:46:22]   of this height thing that when he hears the word when he hears hi he automatically[5:46:31]   has this phrase five eight loaded up and ready to go watch how quickly he says five eight binary[5:46:40]   answer they're not doing they're doing a disservice to hit the human intellect to the to the real world[5:46:49]   that's out there jesus that 15 seconds is a mile i'll give you an example so how tall are you[5:46:54]   five eight five eight okay now he is fucking fuming what is this about neil you know but he[5:47:03]   can't say anything he'll give it away right so how tall are you and joe's like five eight what's going[5:47:12]   on here uh there's something going on and i think neil actually is crafty enough petty enough[5:47:19]   passive aggressive enough and smart enough to devise this just watch this uh presumably you[5:47:26]   measure that with some kind of tape measure all right so are you five seven and three quarters[5:47:34]   it's probably closer to that guys this has never happened joe has just admitted to being five seven[5:47:47]   neil degrasse tyson the only buddy i mean you're either stupid or you know exactly what you're[5:47:54]   doing he goes how tall are you five eight is it more like five seven and three quarters[5:48:02]   maybe because he's got to take the scientific oath you see he can't lie to a scientist this is[5:48:09]   technically a study this is a study you can't uh fumble these studies you can't uh and look at his[5:48:16]   face right here i mean really look at the band what the fuck are you up to tyson what the fuck[5:48:23]   are you up to and you know he knew this day would come he always knew so technically he's fucking[5:48:29]   five seven which can be narrowed down we could round down to five five now you know he was living[5:48:34]   in this beautiful tall tom cruise world of five eight kanye him tom cruise oh yeah plenty of[5:48:41]   success in the five eight world but five seven comes with a whole different list of rules and[5:48:49]   regulations joe uh five seven is fucking mitch canic and now you're five five now we could say[5:48:59]   five five without it being an exaggeration we used to call you five six that's when we thought you[5:49:03]   were five eight now that you're five seven and three quarters you might as well be fucking two[5:49:10]   feet tall like a toddler that's bad height is very important in this world let's see how he[5:49:17]   gets out of this one okay i'm shrinking oh yeah okay all right so you maybe you're five seven[5:49:23]   three quarters so are you five seven and one sixteenth of an inch taller or shorter than five[5:49:31]   seven and three quarters i don't know we'd have to bust out a tape measure oh well we might have to[5:49:37]   then you're very worried here you know you're being scientifically drilled did bust out a tape[5:49:45]   measure i know and then it reads like five one and a two the tape measure starts having a[5:49:52]   fucking party on its own inside of the fucking measurement you know things this is as bad as it[5:49:59]   gets so now okay so let's say you are within that but wait a minute the line that identifies a[5:50:07]   sixteenth of an inch itself has a width so he can't concentrate on any of this right now in the[5:50:15]   width of the line that you're using to report how tall you are so we're giving rough measurements[5:50:23]   any time you give a measurement or something it can never be exact but you get an understanding[5:50:31]   of it like go a mile down the road and then take a ride playing it for a sec because he says okay[5:50:35]   but if i have a truth serum and i say was it a mile no it was one and an eighth of what if you[5:50:39]   get a mile and there's no right turn do you just shut your car off and starve to death or do you[5:50:45]   go let me figure this out it looks like this 30 more feet i take a right it's a mile and 30 feet[5:50:51]   okay i'm not going to nitpick i'm just going to take a right but a mile and 30 feet your brain[5:50:56]   red light green light device would say the person was lying that device sucks forget i came up with[5:51:02]   i was just trying to say my my thought was just eliminate purposeful deception like if you what[5:51:08]   if you knew someone was lying to you con artists ponzi skiing people someone's trying to fuck you[5:51:13]   over if you knew if you could be clear that what this person was doing is they're not really going[5:51:18]   to make you a lot of money they're trying to rip you off with a pie in the sky idea okay you know[5:51:22]   deception you know what that is what there's a device it's called logic science literacy[5:51:27]   that's that's right how to know when someone else is in fact i just just tweeted that recently[5:51:33]   science coming up for god's sake i don't know if i missed it all right well there it is uh grilling[5:51:38]   joe over his technical size not very good this really put joe in a bad mood uh we hope um but[5:51:47]   very very funny did i was thinking about where he was like when you're measuring a mile even[5:51:53]   the marker that marks the inch of the mile has its own measurement there you go so joe[5:52:00]   keep living in this five eight fantasy it's never gonna happen you're five six joe and yes you are[5:52:07]   shrinking but for him to have to look in the camera knowing that everybody their main thing[5:52:13]   is this shortness with him that must have fucking killed him really and he's probably figuring out[5:52:18]   a way to get back at neil i would hope all right what do we have next year should we get everything[5:52:24]   out of the way and then get into our long summer yeah coming up big mike stuff next it could be uh[5:52:31]   the start of the long summer starts happening now isn't this great i looked it up summer starts[5:52:36]   what june 25th jewels uh 21st not here you guys all just got the shortcut congratulations it's[5:52:44]   may 27th the first day of summer isn't this exciting um it's gonna get warm very warm for[5:52:54]   big mike you know when we started this whole thing we thought we were just goofing on the way big mike[5:52:59]   talked but boy are we starting to uncover some really detrimental secrets some people have been[5:53:09]   seeing me do winks around the internet some people might have a hunch to what i'm talking about[5:53:14]   um big mike has always despised being covered and he's always had this anxiety[5:53:22]   you know uh he talked about we go why doesn't mike spend money he actually answered her question[5:53:27]   a few weeks ago he said um you know i'm constantly hoarding my money i'm constantly saving my money[5:53:33]   because in my mind i'm always waiting for the next shoe to drop constantly waiting for when it all[5:53:41]   ends and we're going where is this anxiety coming from and he claims that it comes from his life[5:53:49]   on the east coast oh yeah i was a drug dealer so i was always nervous waiting for[5:53:55]   oh to knock at the door must be the feds oh you know when i'm starting my cars they're gonna be a[5:54:03]   car bomb and you're going wow and he made this book the fifth vital where he outlined his[5:54:10]   scarface activity he was the biggest drug dealer on the east coast oh my god he's seen it all he's[5:54:16]   been through it all and uh you know we didn't really cover his book um unfortunately it was[5:54:23]   too much bullshit to get through but as we go through his book we read some remarkable stories[5:54:31]   and what's funny to me is if uh you know if i remember my time correctly uh everything out of[5:54:40]   big mike's mouth that i've studied for the last how many years three years everything out of big[5:54:46]   mike's mouth has kind of been a lie and then i'm thinking to myself how is it possible that there[5:54:55]   are no lies within his book yes his book that saved millions of people's lives so let's put[5:55:04]   a pin in that but um there could be a possibility the entire book is alive michael is upon us it is[5:55:15]   time to seek refuge you know what i'll say this i've watched enough news and enough stuff that's[5:55:26]   happened in our lives to know that people really fucking hate book lies i mean they really hate[5:55:33]   book like you know who would hate a book lie any lie in a book logan paul a guy that helped mike[5:55:39]   sell 160 000 copies of his book which is huge actually did you know an author selling 160 000[5:55:48]   copies is like a giant success because regular authors really don't sell that much selling 160[5:55:55]   000 uh 60 000 copies having logan paul back all that going on the podcast crying you know uh[5:56:05]   having your mom your sister and all these people support you and say great job mike thank you for[5:56:12]   being open and honest with this book imagine if the book was a lie hmm how far do your imaginations[5:56:20]   go do they go all the way to the point where they line up to reality i hope so we might have a big[5:56:29]   treat for you coming up a million little facts someone this is why it's great this is why it's[5:56:34]   great following a fool closely for so long and they want to write it off as bullying right[5:56:42]   why does mike constantly read every reply why does mike watch every clip made about him on youtube[5:56:50]   why does mike seem so nervous and agitated about the haters could it be that he has a secret[5:56:58]   that he's waiting for one of the haters to find out so he's got to keep checking[5:57:05]   and then gets confident again when he realizes they don't have this secret yet[5:57:11]   because we see this cycle of mike going oh fuck the haters the haters[5:57:16]   the haters[5:57:18]   fuck you i'm killing it okay well let's see we'll start slow mike as this is a long summer[5:57:31]   you've got length right let's see how far you can go but you already know zip zero stingy[5:57:38]   with deniro might buy uh crisp at that about it to might light your wrist jay-z lyrics he[5:57:45]   could understand let's start slow let's start slow let's give mike a break couple[5:57:50]   other big mike videos from this week to get us all really mad at him first yes big mike um lessons[5:57:57]   or the aidan ross interview those are both good but yeah let's start by showing you how awful he[5:58:02]   is um should we introduce people to aidan ross big mike's new cohort uh the phase clan i'm sure[5:58:12]   you've heard if you're interested in gaming or the twitchory you've heard of aidan ross[5:58:18]   he's the new is he the new uh tifu jewels i they say he's like number one on twitch under[5:58:27]   some category he seems very popular i don't understand there's this this crew called the[5:58:32]   phase banks clan and they have what's called the cat house for content creators okay remember back[5:58:40]   in the day uh dennis hoff he was a pimp in nevada he had a whorehouse called the cat house[5:58:49]   and he had rooms he he bought this big property and he had a hallway and down the hallway were 16[5:58:56]   rooms and in each room a different whore and in nevada where prostitution was legal you could come[5:59:02]   to dennis hoff's cat house they had a whole series on hbo you were just a child and you would come[5:59:07]   and you would uh they would ring the bell and all the girls would line up and you got to pick your[5:59:13]   girl and then head on over down the hallway into their room and for a hefty fee to dennis hoff you[5:59:18]   were able to have sex with that girl well phase banks has put together a cat house for gaming[5:59:26]   it is a whorehouse for filthy con men content creators like big mike and aidan ross and each[5:59:34]   of them have a little disheveled room where they go in and whore themselves out to 10 year old boys[5:59:42]   thinking they demand for giving them advice on the world and ladies and how to hustle[5:59:49]   and all the fans are 10 and they'll be they're sold blue chew and they're uh told how to hit on[5:59:56]   chicks i'm going to introduce you to aidan ross a character that you're going to be seeing a lot of[6:00:00]   lately he's very big very powerful and has a legion of 10 year old kids following and listening[6:00:09]   to his advice when i was a kid scrooge mcduck was in my ear and papa smurf and uh rafael and[6:00:20]   splinter and even crang was the worst of them when i was a kid the worst person in your ear as a kid[6:00:27]   was crang and at the end of the day crang lost and the turtles won and they showed you by being[6:00:32]   crang wasn't good and how crang was a con man and crang was bad and shredder was bad and evil is bad[6:00:40]   nowadays crang is the leader and the good guy and everybody loves crang and every big mike is crang[6:00:51]   aden ross is shredder the villains from our cartoons are now in control of your children[6:00:59]   at the very least let me introduce you to aden ross big mike has found his comfort zone twitch[6:01:07]   streaming and why does big mike love twitch streaming well because you don't have to do[6:01:12]   nothing uh all you have to do is sit in a chair and talk there doesn't have to be good lighting[6:01:17]   there doesn't have to be a camera there don't have to be any notes there doesn't have to be[6:01:20]   any content you just fucking bullshit and sell blu-chew it's perfect for big mike so he has[6:01:27]   stopped creating any other content besides twitch streams but these twitch streams are amazing when[6:01:33]   he was on impulsive we were getting a limited view of what big mike really was it was an edited view[6:01:40]   you know logan paul's house might as well have been a library compared to the faze banks household[6:01:46]   logan paul's house was a professional place of business compared to this banks cat house of[6:01:51]   horrors you know they had a team that went over the show uh everyone was taking it seriously[6:01:59]   big mike didn't want to say anything that could jeopardize logan the team would edit out anything[6:02:04]   bad but on twitch nobody is editing for big mike only big mike is editing so what big mike thinks[6:02:12]   is okay is what gets out and this is what's getting him into a hell of a lot of trouble[6:02:17]   with me with salvo pancakes with nerd city with a couple of british guys on youtube[6:02:25]   and believe me things are starting to pile with ethan with ethan with trisha we're going to show[6:02:31]   you his latest stream now these boys is on adderall and when they deny that they're on[6:02:39]   adderall uh yeah very funny when they deny that they're on adderall then accuse them of being on[6:02:46]   vyvanse see people will do you'll be like you're on adderall they'll be like i am not on adderall[6:02:51]   are you on vyvanse yeah i'm on okay that's the same thing big mike's grin i mean he looks like[6:02:58]   a resident evil character the grin is so big he looks like a fucking one of those demons from[6:03:04]   truth or dare blumhouse here's big mike and aidan ross we need to show you this is discovery[6:03:12]   this is bad big mike interviewing aidan ross and every clip is worse than the last this one is just[6:03:19]   the taster every clip is worse than the next and it gets worse and worse and they're putting it[6:03:25]   up on their own profiles this is going out to thousands of children with nothing being checked[6:03:35]   the smurfs couldn't even air a nibisco commercial unless it went through you know teams to make sure[6:03:41]   they weren't taking advantage of kids now you can literally sell 10 year olds dick pills with no one[6:03:49]   intervening ladies and gentlemen may i introduce you to big mike on pills and aidan ross today and[6:03:57]   now i can take a day off you know and work on youtube or take a day off and you know spend time[6:04:02]   with my girlfriend or you know take her out to dinner or you know take her to universal you[6:04:06]   know just go like just enjoy my life a little bit more you were supposed to yeah you're supposed to[6:04:09]   go to universal today no six flags today uh we didn't have one of six flags uh uh i just[6:04:18]   filmed all day today actually how are you liking the youtube journey and what do you think uh what[6:04:22]   do you think is different so they're gonna interview each other so they all live in the[6:04:27]   same house now big mike a bunch of little kids that all look mixed and they all run from room to[6:04:35]   room appearing on each other's streams with rice gum who by the way can't be brought up without a[6:04:42]   caveat about how crazy he is this is uh faze banks bringing up rice gum so like rice gum now i know[6:04:48]   like everyone thinks rice gum is like terrible and a piece of shit but dude he's pulling views he's[6:04:53]   killing you can't hear any discussion about rice gum without i know what you're thinking but he's[6:05:00]   getting viewed oh he's getting views that must make him a good guy i understand now so literally[6:05:07]   listen to who's living in this house faze banks big mike this guy rice gum and um the girl with[6:05:16]   the mom uh tucker ray what a certain Sahara summer summer ray with the giant brown butt[6:05:28]   and they run from room to room they're on Adderall all night talking each one has a private booth[6:05:36]   that they talk to their kids in and they're both on Adderall uh chiming away with each other let's[6:05:45]   should we play it from the beginning here should we go to a specific time code wait[6:05:48]   do you see the chatter the Adderall like chatter here um you could start at like 225 i guess 225[6:05:54]   is our first time code here we are let's see what happens and may i introduce you to the most[6:06:00]   dastardly bankian man we've seen yet Aiden Ross you'll remember this name uh in a way like you're[6:06:10]   still kind of slept on but by the overall community but do you feel like you're slept[6:06:14]   on community like do you feel like you might be slept on so by like mainstream by like the rest[6:06:18]   of the i want to i want to take over youtube i really do i want to i want to actually show people[6:06:22]   like like i feel like my youtube content that's not the real pain of maybe chess where god it's[6:06:25]   not but uh i want to take over youtube bro like i want to like actually like be up there with the[6:06:30]   greats i want to take over youtube i want to be up there with the greats and look how they're[6:06:35]   their jaws are going they're vibing they're geeking this is no different what you're about[6:06:41]   to see is no different than a man and a woman having MDMA bonding over a therapeutic MDMA[6:06:50]   love session being on Adderall with a guy make this let me make this perfectly clear[6:06:57]   if you're on Adderall with another guy vibing and grinding away at your teeth you're on a fucking[6:07:04]   date a homosexual bonding experience is taking place you understand you're in love basically[6:07:16]   never do Adderall or Vyvanse in the presence of another man big mike's face looks like when mike[6:07:22]   takes Adderall and i watch him jack off yes now watch the two of them bond i want to like actually[6:07:31]   do youtube i want to eventually do movies tv shows i want to do directing shit i want to do[6:07:35]   music i want to eventually get into boxing i want to go like literally really you think you'd go[6:07:39]   to boxing um you know we'll have to see do you want that smoke you got anybody that you you[6:07:47]   that you got a little bit of like light work that you just watch this with like in the[6:07:50]   near term anybody that said something you didn't like my first boxing match i wanted to be against[6:07:54]   flight reacts got it or somebody like that you know just somebody like because flight i love[6:07:59]   you let me know where to go but it's like like we i would do it for charity like me and flight[6:08:03]   just do it for charity because he's from the same community as me so it's so cool like flight ad[6:08:07]   is crazy come up last year my crazy come up is this year so it'd be just kind of cool to like[6:08:11]   do this shit in 2022 i'm gonna hit flight about it off stream we'll talk about it that'd just be[6:08:15]   so sick and like we could just do a thing for charity who's your uh podcast guest like it could[6:08:21]   be anybody can we keep playing from here i really want to get to the meat of this because we got a[6:08:24]   lot of big mike 555 basically most of this is just them talking about but it gets good it gets[6:08:30]   way better you're gonna hear some real inside stuff from these two uh geeked out lovers oh just[6:08:38]   my community i would never like i'm so like in love with like everything i'm so like grateful[6:08:43]   for my twitch community that like i'll i'll probably like always stream unless i like i have[6:08:48]   unless i'm like 30 40 and i like lose it sorry sorry sorry here we go no no i'm sorry[6:08:54]   oh whoa that's good what's that last one nothing nothing um that's okay come on boys until i lose[6:09:07]   yeah that's the thing listen let me let me explain this really quick a lot of people everybody loves[6:09:11]   the fucking old head shit the jokes by the way i even love them i think they're funny as fuck yeah[6:09:15]   but i try not to i try not to use the old head shit because the way i look at it is god willing[6:09:22]   one day you're gonna be that age i know god willing god willing yo[6:09:27]   new thing is when people call him old he goes god really god willing bro god really yo as if[6:09:34]   all of his homies have died at such a young age being from the hood to god willing you make it[6:09:43]   to 30 god really we don't say if or when i'm 30 we said god dude you are not a you're not like[6:09:51]   one of chief keef's friends you're from a suburb in connecticut you had one friend die from racing[6:09:59]   in a car we've all had one friend die because he was racing and now it's god willing go and mike's[6:10:08]   getting blacker now that he's in this phase banks house everything is talking like this talking like[6:10:15]   day god will this gets worse and again he's going dude i'm gonna be streaming forever like[6:10:23]   dude i'm gonna be like hitting on chicks and streaming on twitch forever like when i'm 50[6:10:27]   and 40 i don't know why 50 year olds and 40 year olds don't do this now it's like dude i'm gonna[6:10:31]   be like this forever and big mike's like thoughts what do you mean fax you're allowing this this[6:10:39]   gets worse but that's if shit goes right you know what i'm saying and um and also yo my situation's[6:10:45]   a little different as you know my life didn't start till i was 26. i never had a college i[6:10:51]   never had college i never had like homies that i like went out to bars with and showed you[6:10:55]   you definitely sing that asher roths song a bunch though i love college mike's favorite song and i[6:11:02]   love drinking and i love women dude if it weren't for asher i don't think i would have made it[6:11:08]   through my teens shout outs to mac asher and cuddy for getting me through some of the hardest[6:11:14]   times this is big mike's favorite song i'm nice right now this is big mike's favorite fucking[6:11:23]   if you have a drink would you please put it in the air that party last night was awfully crazy[6:11:31]   i wish you take it i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked[6:11:38]   drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all i need pass out three[6:11:45]   wake up at ten go out to eat then do it again man i want to go to college for the rest of my life[6:11:52]   his favorite fucking job and drink miller life i got it[6:11:56]   yeah[6:12:11]   all right cut it cut it all right if everybody would please put their drink as high as they can[6:12:19]   as high as they can right and repeat after me[6:12:26]   okay cut it we get it he loves college but he never been to college dude if it weren't for asher[6:12:35]   mac cuddy and another mac i don't think i'd be here right now he literally tweeted that the[6:12:41]   other day dude cuddy and mac wouldn't be able to get through life without him it's just because[6:12:47]   people made fun of you for the jay-z or daz stuff you think cuddy and mac is like the up-to-date[6:12:54]   version so that's like big mike's thing he never got to go to college so he's making up for lost[6:12:59]   time here yeah shit until i was 26 27 20 years old you know what i'm saying i never got a chance to[6:13:05]   buy a car have an apartment like you know what i'm saying like that life didn't exist for me[6:13:09]   and so like i'm playing catch-up you know what i'm saying i'm doing a lot of what i'm saying[6:13:13]   you know and honestly like it um he's added no i'm saying into his everyday you know only black[6:13:20]   people do this out of like nerves no i'm saying no i'm saying like you have to actively go out[6:13:25]   of your way to train your brain to add in black panic phrases like no i'm saying no i'm saying[6:13:31]   no i'm saying no i'm saying no i'm saying he's definitely more gangster now that logan's not[6:13:38]   around to call him out it does affect me sometimes it does it does fuck my mental sometimes to see[6:13:43]   people talking like that but like it fucks with my mental sometimes to see people talking like[6:13:49]   that now what's he talking about when people call him old it fucks with his mental you know i'm[6:13:57]   convinced that the influencers every week they have to take a test at logan's house they're all[6:14:02]   like desks set up as if it's the sats and they all have to come in and take an updated vocabulary[6:14:09]   test to make sure their slang is on point with urban dictionary's latest fads my mental uh was[6:14:20]   it's like if they mess up and say an old-fashioned analogy or descriptor or verb they'll get uh[6:14:29]   called a boomer god forbid that an old person acts his age i mean sometimes it does it does[6:14:34]   fuck my mental sometimes to see people talking like that but like i like i look and i see like[6:14:40]   what um what i'm supposed to be doing at 36 and it's like you know dudes at like a dinner table[6:14:46]   this is great this is a great insight we have to don't skip over this moment[6:14:51]   big mike after being booted out of logan's house after being rejected with this lana thing lana[6:14:57]   had sex with dave portney on his boat i was watching some boat porn the other day and they[6:15:02]   popped up oh yeah yep um and um you know big mike's answer to all of his indiscretions is that[6:15:12]   i never want to grow up you know why be put inside a box i should be wearing a collared[6:15:17]   shirt working at h&r block he's got this peter pan thing going on now that he wants to hang out[6:15:25]   with the young kids this is where things are going to start getting interesting people talking like[6:15:30]   that but like i like i look and i see like what um what i'm supposed to be doing at 36 and it's like[6:15:38]   you know dudes at like a dinner table with the plaid button right right right and i'm just like[6:15:42]   wait but why though why do i have to do that like why can't i fucking just like i wouldn't[6:15:47]   you guys you have to grow up and be an adult you can't live in a house with a bunch of kids when[6:15:52]   you're 39 that's why why do i have to do that why can't i be like a kid forever well because you're[6:15:59]   not a kid even though you got botox recently claiming that it's moisturizer that you've[6:16:05]   been he really did he got botox he got botox and he said does my skin look good i've been using[6:16:12]   this new moisturizer all of a sudden all his wrinkles are gone from a new moisturizer after[6:16:17]   one week is it l'oreal maybe it's maybelline middle age you're not old no i'm not even middle[6:16:25]   aged middle aged the age expectancy so high the way he talks now is really different yes you know[6:16:32]   i'm logan he was very you know business guy sales he's like he goes you're middle-aged he goes no[6:16:41]   watch this this is a tell this little moment is everything to me watch when he calls him[6:16:47]   middle-aged why do i have to do that like why can't i fucking just like i wouldn't[6:16:51]   you're middle-aged you're not old no i'm not even middle-aged middle-aged the age expectancy[6:16:57]   that's how like um like uh ray shremmurd would act like ray shremmurd that little black kid with[6:17:05]   the braids he's allowed to act like no man i'm i'm a middle-aged no sway lee could act like that[6:17:15]   you're big mike i thought you were like a businessman from lovesack from white connect[6:17:19]   no i'm not even middle-aged yeah his whole it's very subtle but adults don't act like that[6:17:27]   please you're not old no i'm not even middle-aged middle-aged the age expectancy so high now i'm[6:17:33]   not even it's not looking at it so look like that's how a kid acts like dave portney like[6:17:39]   he was saying he does a podcast with like 17 year olds every single day but he still talks to them[6:17:45]   like a man like he still talks to them all of a sudden he's now acting like a 17 year old twitch[6:17:51]   kid now that he's in this house that's a huge change in such a short period of time don't forget[6:17:57]   what logan said in his message that broke the internet yeah well he acts different depending on[6:18:03]   yes and now he acts like a child when he's with a child we uh you you fit into this house so[6:18:09]   perfectly because like it's just kind of like you're with the trends you're with all the new[6:18:13]   shit you know what i mean like you're not considered a fucking old man you're not you[6:18:18]   know i mean you're just the oldest in the house but it's like at the end of the day man like i[6:18:23]   said like you you kind of already established you're you're established but i mean you have[6:18:28]   everything you already have like you know like people don't people don't even get to where they[6:18:32]   are like till they're like 50 like a lot of people don't walt isney yeah like a lot of those people[6:18:39]   didn't start making like good money i mean a lot of people were a lot of like the lady that wrote[6:18:43]   harry potter uh she was homeless and she'll until she was like in like her mid 30s or 40s[6:18:47]   so everybody now she's loaded everybody can get to where they at i like the chick from harry[6:18:52]   potter she didn't even make until her 40s now she's loaded brah this is not how you talk as[6:18:58]   adult dude the chick from harry potter is loaded brah wouldn't there be a time where you would be[6:19:03]   made fun of for comparing your career to jeff bezos and uh who else walt disney kanye tri-bet[6:19:11]   he was even laughed off the stage so uh this gets worse it's just differently like you might not get[6:19:18]   it for a year five years ten years i feel like it's just like until you learn life lessons and[6:19:23]   until like you actually like learn like certain shit about life then the blessings and the the[6:19:29]   the fortune will come to you like your awards will come to you i feel like like you got to learn life[6:19:33]   lessons for example like you went down the wrong path to begin your life and it's so rare for[6:19:39]   somebody to be using hard work okay 9 25 we got another moment and you could really all of this[6:19:45]   stuff is atrocious i know i was with big money really there's yeah but let's see all right let's[6:19:50]   see what they do here close the perfect brah fuck up all the time you're not a piece of shit and[6:19:54]   that's the thing like a lot of people are pieces of shit and that's the truth a lot of people are[6:19:58]   just very selfish and just very ignorant people and it's just kind of like an arrogant it just[6:20:02]   comes in question it's like people don't deserve that's why you see a lot of people fall off you'll[6:20:06]   see a lot of people you know just kind of like lose it and it's just so you've got what i consider[6:20:12]   to be the two biggest pieces of shit we have on youtube sitting around talking about how most[6:20:20]   people are pieces of shit well i need to see who they think a piece of shit must be because i need[6:20:28]   to get him on this show here i am wasting my time with big mike thinking he's the biggest piece of[6:20:33]   shit i've ever seen imagine the pieces of shit in their mental archive that could be on this show[6:20:40]   other than them a lot of people are pieces of shit unlike us i mean most people are like liars and[6:20:47]   who who's worse than you it's like they're just they're not good people like people could tell[6:20:54]   like i meet people you could tell when someone's a good person or a bad person like when i meet you[6:20:59]   for you you're like the life of this house i don't know you're the life of this house[6:21:05]   or the light of this house she's grinning look at big mike's grin so here's big mike[6:21:10]   look at big mike's face when he says you're the light of this house watch this bad person when[6:21:16]   i meet you i get good vibes from you you're like the life of this house i don't know that makes him[6:21:23]   happy imagine a 22 you're like the life of this house that's between him aden ross and rice gum[6:21:33]   you know which is easy to have more life in your eyes than fucking rice gum[6:21:38]   and look how happy he gets geeked out grinding his teeth away on that speed[6:21:45]   like people are starting me and someone just talking about like we all start to come out[6:21:49]   to get out of the house more we start to go outside more you're here you get up early you[6:21:53]   know get to work you get me started i've never seen banks come out of his room as much okay come[6:21:59]   on look epic might go i mean he's in work i get to work work yeah yeah work i've never seen anything[6:22:06]   like that done before yeah yeah work until you start moving in here yes you're the life of the[6:22:13]   house so you know you're you're a great piece and uh like i said this shit's crazy what a great[6:22:19]   accolade you should put that in your bio the life of a house he just showed us his gum yeah it was[6:22:25]   poor well he's grinding away i mean he's got to do something with them chompers and we're just[6:22:30]   getting and we're just getting started bro honestly like the amount of stuff like we're[6:22:33]   working on a lot of stuff behind the scenes i probably shouldn't even mention this yet but like[6:22:36]   because i have all these like see like kind of secret or like proprietary things but[6:22:41]   we're we're potentially looking at the idea of doing a show yeah uh similar to like what some[6:22:45]   of these other houses are doing potentially the best obviously will be i swear to god that'll be[6:22:49]   the bro won't even be close i mean i mean diverse personalities uh girls on my side on my side and[6:22:56]   rice's side i'm gonna tell you straight up tiktokers and shit straight the fuck up bro[6:23:01]   the best personalities are not tiktokers they're twitch streamers they're youtube i'm sorry i had[6:23:06]   to say no but it's like you guys know we had we had a house reality show our shit would be number[6:23:13]   one i swear i mean you got to give them that one if they had a house reality show it would be my[6:23:22]   number oh what a dream to be a reality star at the end of the day my dream is to be around you[6:23:29]   hate being a reality star mike every day you're telling us to mind our own business and that we[6:23:34]   don't know the real you you want to be a reality star so you could be picked apart by people you[6:23:40]   know every day he's on twitter whining and complaining about the haters well welcome to the[6:23:45]   life of a reality star the thing that you're electing to be the thing that you know since age[6:23:53]   two was a bad idea to be i mean really i said it earlier with the kardashians like you understand[6:24:00]   that once you're a reality star there is nothing to talk about except your reality um you're[6:24:09]   opening up and you're putting your life on the internet and then when we talk about it or give[6:24:13]   our opinion dude shut your mouth stop being invasive my privacy you don't know anything okay[6:24:21]   well we know what you've shown us in your reality show of a life and we're commenting on that and[6:24:28]   you guys just don't know the real me in a real reality show they edit you however they see fit[6:24:34]   and show the craziest parts of you and this is a guy who is probably going to say this in two[6:24:39]   seconds he's going to go when i'm on cam i'm the real me when i'm in life i'm the real me like[6:24:44]   anytime i'm in front of the camera it's the real me and then we're like we hate the real you and[6:24:48]   he's like you don't know the real me you don't know the behind the scenes it's a character well[6:24:54]   which is it winner are you in hell are you terribly depressed or are you kicking ass[6:25:02]   they want it all the greed and you know it's like we all read the story of the man even the genie[6:25:08]   in the magic lamp stories said now be careful what you wish and they go i got this genie i got[6:25:14]   the i'll take it from here well a thousand other men thought they knew what they were doing too and[6:25:20]   it's the same concept you've watched a thousand reality stars sink to the bottom of the earth[6:25:25]   you've watched them be ripped apart why do you think you could enter the reality space[6:25:31]   and be immune to everything every other reality star has ever gotten it's the same as the greedy[6:25:38]   guy who grabs that lamp and says yeah i got this genie and wishes for a million more wishes that[6:25:44]   make him his life miserable did you think the fables and the children's books that we were[6:25:50]   reading were just comedy and fiction i mean really these stories were drilled in our heads as a kid[6:25:59]   every commercial every fucking cartoon we watched every show we watched everything was based on[6:26:07]   these simple life lessons these fables you've picked up none of them you know um for being[6:26:14]   such a bookman you would think you would respect these brothers grim style stories talk about the[6:26:20]   brothers grim we've got them right here let's hear a little bit more from big mike it's like just[6:26:26]   because like the thing is too is like a lot of these people that are online um they put on a[6:26:32]   they put on a face they put on an act they go on they go on and you know they yo what's up[6:26:37]   like with that kind of activity yeah like this is who i am everything you get when you watch my[6:26:41]   youtube videos all that none of that shit's scripted all that shit's real when you see me[6:26:44]   on a podcast all that shit's real like okay well then why when we comment on it you say we don't[6:26:50]   know the real you you don't know the facts could it be because you're full of shit all the time[6:26:58]   every time and you're going down for the lie book honestly the the easiest thing and the[6:27:03]   hardest thing about my brand is that i'm exactly the same on camera as i am i'm going to like[6:27:09]   straight up so then what i'm commenting on is real and i should be respected why are you[6:27:14]   telling me i'm a troll that doesn't know what i'm talking about busted there's not a single[6:27:22]   like you see me in person like yo these people see me in person they walk up to me in person[6:27:25]   i'm gonna sit and i'm gonna talk to them for an hour i don't give a fuck who you are too that's[6:27:28]   what i tell you on a bench i'm gonna try to add value to your life i'm gonna tell you do it a bit[6:27:32]   like people don't get that like yo i'm so confused i stay confused as to how like some people don't[6:27:38]   catch the vibe look at you know what i'm saying like if they try if i turn on your shit and i see[6:27:42]   your energy i see you laughing smiling telling people to keep going in their lives like all that[6:27:46]   kind of shit i don't understand how people are like confused is it hate is it jealousy like what is it[6:27:52]   well certain people um well first of all i want to say you're asking a 22 year old[6:27:56]   kid who's out of his mind stupid what is it about people online i ask you protege[6:28:04]   you're 15 years older than this little kid shouldn't you have this figured out[6:28:09]   if you're so cool and confident and adult is that right you act the exact same so do i i'll[6:28:15]   bro i'm sus to you like outside of this shit yeah i really am like bro i'll lay on this bed[6:28:20]   like i'll literally jump on him bro like i'll do crazy shit so fucking i'll smack his ass bro[6:28:24]   like that's a straight up i'll fuck it get out of here but look anyone say give me the tiktoker[6:28:30]   she's literally not like they do this they're up all night these boys having this sleepover[6:28:35]   at the bank how could you sleep in this house all right should we cut to the interview with the[6:28:39]   girl this is really is the real shot aidan ross we're gonna cut to his next and follow you gotta[6:28:45]   follow on youtube everybody subscribe to the night shift the night shift gaming and of course[6:28:52]   all of george jenko's channels thank you uh here it is this is where you're really gonna get mad[6:28:59]   it's big mike doing commentary on a past stream where he hits on a girl this might be the craziest[6:29:08]   big mike video ever this is the video and we're gonna start at 120 but you could pretty much play[6:29:14]   the entire thing uh should we start from the beginning or does it do a start from the beginning[6:29:18]   okay here it is what big mike's going to be doing is reacting to himself interviewing a 21 year old[6:29:26]   girl on his stream check this out has the baby ever slid in your dms the night shift think about[6:29:35]   it get your facts straight hi hi ashley hey no look she was telling me how she likes older guys[6:29:43]   oh okay so here is it's a little confusing here is big mike up here current big current big mike[6:29:50]   reacting to the stream which is in full screen and here is big mike and rice gum and banks[6:29:57]   interviewing this 21 year old giant titted stupido[6:30:04]   okay and um she's very dumb and we're gonna watch them take advantage and[6:30:10]   hustle and shake down a girl you're gonna love it hot dang and you got yourself a grandfather[6:30:16]   right here and then and then i was like my boy mike did it and she said that you funny on the[6:30:22]   oh thank you i was just connecting like if y'all want to say you know what i'm saying[6:30:26]   uh ash where uh where are you i'm in hawaii here we go oh just right across the ocean there that[6:30:32]   makes things pretty great one direct play so big mike his idea is i'm gonna show you how it's done[6:30:39]   i'm gonna show you how a guy like me talks and gets these chicks so just follow me[6:30:46]   any bumbles and fumbles and butchers i mean you'll see this conversation with this girl[6:30:54]   but presents this to us is this as if this is like top secret never before seen info on how to bag a[6:31:02]   model watch this where not what island all right so right off the bat guys i'm gonna be honest with[6:31:09]   you as you know i approached this kind of like in an interview or sales format you know i approach[6:31:15]   talking to a girl in an interview or sales format there's going to be a lot of pausing here because[6:31:24]   everything he says is remarkable all right so obviously when i approach talking to girls it is[6:31:31]   in a sales format because you are trying to make that sale he's saying this aloud he's not kidding[6:31:39]   here you go honestly if you put my hands in a more sales focused format um i think it's important[6:31:44]   that you guys understand one thing one thing that girls really love is uh they love to know that you[6:31:50]   care they love to know that you're paying attention and that you want to know about them okay this is[6:31:55]   really tough for me because uh i um i'm an egotistical psychopath and so like really i'd[6:32:04]   love to talk about myself so what's so funny about this it's almost like previously he talked to this[6:32:11]   girl and really bombed and made a fool of himself and now to own it he's doing a reaction to his bomb[6:32:20]   interview with this girl pretending all of these things were planned out exercises to get out of[6:32:28]   the embarrassment of fumbling it with the girl previously i think that's what's happening watch[6:32:34]   this fucking shit uh when possible i'm working on it as you can tell guys i'm working on it[6:32:41]   oh i'm in hanululu right now that's how's the weather over there it's beautiful and i want to[6:32:47]   show you this is the scene that this girl is seeing look what is on the other end of this[6:32:52]   girl's computer imagine this no this is not a bts clip from before they were stars this is what the[6:33:02]   girl is seeing i mean this is enough black to make you never want to wear the color black again boys[6:33:09]   i'm almost serious about never wanting to wear black again the next red bar tease there'll be[6:33:14]   no black so you're sitting here with a chinese girl and two agape mouth cranium brothers uh[6:33:23]   here from the uh agro crag generation i have the exact same shirt as rice and this is big mike's[6:33:30]   opening line how's the weather out there and then he's gonna pause and go always ask about the[6:33:35]   weather it warms them up look at what she's seeing i'm gonna show you how to actually bag a check and[6:33:45]   big if a guy looked at me like this the date is off okay there is no sex if the guy looks at me[6:33:51]   like this this is not a confident look look at these three and rice gum wearing his girls small[6:34:01]   this is a girl's shirt i mean for god's sakes it has hearts on it comedy scar gone this is a[6:34:07]   girl's brand that you bought just like when you bought chanel you know like this is what happened[6:34:13]   in the streetwear world uh louis vuitton did a uh a collab with supreme and then every fucking[6:34:21]   douchebag went what other luxury brands could i get my hands on uh i know um dior and chanel[6:34:28]   those are girls perfume companies it's not luxurious for men to like[6:34:36]   they're reading vogue magazine now that's not streetwear if you're like asap rocky but not[6:34:42]   these guys so listen to this this gets crazy this is like the most insane video i think we've seen[6:34:48]   a big mike it absolutely is right in my opinion watch this yeah i mean sometimes it rains but[6:34:55]   it's not that bad it's like passing it's like 20 minutes of rain and then see this right here[6:34:59]   i picked up on something wait can you say it's can you say it's not that bad one more time[6:35:03]   it's not that bad it's not that bad you're from new york are you from staton island or long island[6:35:12]   even banks goes i'm out of here bro i'm out of here and gets the fuck out of here knowing this[6:35:18]   is too cringe he knows banks was giving it a shot and then goes i'm out and when people do that that[6:35:23]   means too cringe for me so big mike watch this he thinks this is a tip he's giving make fun of[6:35:30]   their accent watch this island to long island shut up let me talk to you for a second i didn't know[6:35:43]   you're from staton island let me talk to you for a second i have family enrichment app watch this[6:35:49]   oh my god dude that's amazing uh what do you do for a living now imagine you're talking to[6:35:55]   this guy and he thinks he's cool and it's just just a shame i can't believe 21 year old girls[6:36:00]   you'd think they'd know that this is crap right but they're so interested in this clout and[6:36:05]   becoming because she doesn't she's going if i play my cards right i could be a million followers[6:36:10]   tomorrow i could have a million instagram followers and and become rich like all my[6:36:15]   daisy keaches that i follow and pops the knots and here she is actually entertaining big mike[6:36:23]   and you go what is a girl with such big fucking tits doing talking to such a big loser watch this[6:36:31]   shit what do you do for a living solid listen here's the deal here's the deal this is applicable[6:36:39]   across all interactions with women or anyone guys anyone any kind of sales setting any kind[6:36:45]   of situation where you're trying to to to uh win the affection or whatever if somebody else[6:36:49]   look at it like a chess game the first the first move look at it like a chat talking to another[6:36:55]   human being look at it like a chess game a game that he cannot play by the way you know every[6:37:01]   douchebag talks about chess as if it's something they know how to play they don't know how to play[6:37:05]   chess the closest thing they have to chess is the monopoly man art that they just bought from uh[6:37:12]   hustle.com but it goes even deeper than that not only is it douchey to talk about talking to other[6:37:18]   people as if it's a chess game but the evidence of himself doing that that he's about to present[6:37:24]   is just is terrible and somebody just called out they go he's doing power hands he's talking to a[6:37:30]   girl like this yes he even so it is a chess game uh these are power hands so are the girls your[6:37:39]   pawns like he's about to talk about a chess game and then give the example of just a basic[6:37:45]   conversation i mean really understand watch this needs to be getting them to laugh you need to[6:37:51]   break that ice stan island that first you got to get them to laugh first then you can start to[6:37:56]   build that rapport thereafter so right now i'm a student i'm finishing my last semester at the[6:38:00]   university of delaware it's like virtual so that's why i'm hawaii right and then i'm planning on going[6:38:05]   to law school uh who's uh who's covering the hawaii trip is it uh you got a sponsor out there[6:38:11]   now okay always have some always have some funny jokes or talking points that you can go to[6:38:17]   tucked away on the side of your head if a girl's talking about exotic places she's talking about[6:38:21]   why she's talking about traveling it's funny to bring up sponsors it's funny to bring up fly outs[6:38:27]   it's funny to bring up that kind of stuff every girl that's in their 20s to 30s range right now[6:38:32]   is laughing about that kind of stuff every girl in their 20s is laughing about[6:38:36]   fly out jokes right now it couldn't just be the fucking idiots that he hangs out with in[6:38:41]   the influencer circle i like to imagine some like 17 year old kid going up to the girl he has a[6:38:46]   crush on and she pities him for a second and talks to him and he's like oh so you're going[6:38:50]   on summer vacation is it a fly out for an is it a fly out are you fucking only fans only fans only[6:38:55]   fans me a chinese me i don't know every girl responds to this it's funny same thing with like[6:39:03]   only fans like that kind of stuff those conversations are just easy to go to they're[6:39:07]   funny they're they're they're uh reachable achievable and they're just and they're just[6:39:11]   easy to write some pain or what no race comes not paying i'm actually paying i sponsored the strip[6:39:17]   myself wait you started the strip that's worse no all right classic pick a word spin it around okay[6:39:25]   in the next um night shift episode that comes out on wednesday uh the girl that i flew out dandy[6:39:30]   torres is going to be on the episode finally we met up she said that she comes out here to do[6:39:35]   to do shootings okay obviously she meant to shoot for like magazines and shit like that she told me[6:39:40]   she did shootings i said you do shootings like i turned into a thing like oh you were involved[6:39:46]   he's honest you know what i'm saying like just twist shit up make it make it funny do you know[6:39:51]   do you know who aden ross is always big up your homies as much as possible your homie shouldn't[6:39:56]   be a 22 year old child okay with no parents always big up your homies you mean always name drop[6:40:04]   big twitch celebrities that are trending on the twitch charts that's your only claim to fame it[6:40:12]   used to be do you know logan paul now it's do you know aden ross oh yeah all the girls are hot for[6:40:18]   aden ross and please don't fucking tell me that i once talked shit about my friend i don't fucking[6:40:23]   care all right i you know i big up my fucking home how how how old are you like 22 21 i'm 21[6:40:30]   got it god so actually there was a little bit all right so why are you talking to her i mean you're[6:40:34]   38 why are you talking to a 21 i mean really at 38 that's too old and you're using her as an example[6:40:42]   for your how to pick up bitches video this young child out of her bedroom she doesn't even have[6:40:48]   enough money for frames for the posters but that was actually a little bit of a dropped ball because[6:40:54]   technically you should uh you should always make sure you guess under their age that's very[6:41:00]   important for i i for some reason i really was thinking that only matters when the girls are 30[6:41:05]   exactly you can't really do that with a 20 year old hey so are you 16 huh just a compliment you[6:41:12]   look so young and pretty i thought you were 16 you can't really do that with a 21 year old doesn't[6:41:17]   really work when you're 36 yeah always compliment a girl and say that she looks younger than she[6:41:24]   you don't really want need to do that with a 21 year old if you overshoot even by a year you're[6:41:29]   you're you're setting yourself up a little bit for failure make sure you always guess under but not[6:41:34]   to a point where it's not to let's celebrate um obvious that you're guessing under i fucked that[6:41:39]   one up a little bit all right oh you did do you uh have you ever thought about only fans have you[6:41:44]   ever thought about i mean imagine this is how to pick up chicks 101 zoom into his face yeah you[6:41:52]   gotta see the top corner though look at him right now holy fuck look at this jack hole have you ever[6:41:59]   thought about doing only five look at this fucking how could logan if logan reassociates[6:42:08]   with this person really let's watch this again you uh have you ever thought about only fans[6:42:15]   yeah and honestly like that question like i said this is a safe place for me you know maybe you[6:42:21]   like that question maybe you don't some girls will take offense to it wow you know i walked[6:42:27]   in people were already talking about cannons so i figured y'all like i feel like she's probably[6:42:32]   open to the conversation you know what i'm saying but like i don't know it's something that i kind[6:42:37]   of want to get into i made an account the other day just so i can like have my username and this[6:42:41]   is what it by the way and again everybody in his feed is like thank you for the tips mike[6:42:46]   i'm 12 years old can i thank you so much he's leading an army of little kids into thinking[6:42:52]   this is the way you pick up chicks got an only fans you a fly out got any money do you know my[6:43:00]   boy adan these are not nice things to say to a person if you can't you know i didn't know if[6:43:06]   you know this but you should just want to talk to somebody it shouldn't be a scheme i know so uh[6:43:14]   really disgusting and we haven't even started i mean really this gets way worse just watch anywhere[6:43:20]   done anything with it yet i had like this agency reach out to me now it's super helpful if you're[6:43:25]   asking questions about topics that you very much understand and know and obviously like the only[6:43:30]   fans landscape is something i completely understand and know the background for[6:43:34]   so like basically why do you completely understand and know the background for because of lana roads[6:43:40]   because she had an only fan you don't you know she knows you don't know why are you an expert[6:43:47]   and can only fans sue him for being a spokesperson for this wrongly i don't think they even agree[6:43:54]   with bullying young girls into starting a nudity campaign for themselves online for cash like[6:44:01]   lead her to the water that you know the most about people are getting mad he must this is[6:44:10]   how they're responding to you mike he must go down we must end him this must stop he is evil[6:44:17]   he's disgusting i mean they're they've been lighting up since you started talking with[6:44:22]   this interview there's definitely a reason that everybody on youtube is suddenly talking about[6:44:26]   everybody it really is a light switch has gone off and everybody is up in arms he's a unique[6:44:32]   character and everybody is enraged and i'll say this listen it's nearing we've been on for almost[6:44:38]   eight hours here we're nearing the end of our cycle so don't take my lethargy as not being[6:44:45]   very excited but we might have something that finally breaks through to all of the blue checks[6:44:53]   writing fire fire fire awesome awesome awesome there is one thing you can't do in this industry[6:45:03]   possibly and you might be seeing big mike go up against some allegations that he can't will[6:45:12]   deal his way out of coming up we'll show you those right after this it's leader to the lake[6:45:20]   that you know how to navigate so don't don't ask questions that will produce answers that you can't[6:45:28]   then build off of do you understand what i'm saying you right now like don't don't be asking[6:45:33]   the question about fucking woodworking if you have no experience in that topic you hear me[6:45:38]   oh if you have good teeth smile how to talk to another human being 101 not as a human being you[6:45:45]   know that's what this really is it's like so basic you're like oh so talk to a person is the lesson[6:45:52]   no no no don't talk to somebody come up with a series of questions to get the information you[6:46:01]   need and then dispose of the human after that's what i was trying to say it's like what the fuck[6:46:06]   is this it's like it's at its very least it's oh you're teaching us how to talk to a human being[6:46:12]   which we know how to do presented this as chess moves yes this is chess watch laugh a lot positive[6:46:20]   energy i know i'm talking about talking about cracking the ice for the joke but honestly guys[6:46:24]   girls literally want to have fun they they want to smile they want to feel good they want to forget[6:46:29]   about whatever dumb shit whatever their fucking ex did to them they don't want to fucking like[6:46:33]   even if you got to fake that shit bro find that energy drink a fucking red bull or a fucking[6:46:37]   g-fuel or some shit and go and and make them laugh dude so basically scheme and con no matter what[6:46:43]   it takes this is what he's doing with a girl imagine what he's doing with business partners[6:46:48]   if you're willing to do this with somebody that you want to get into a personal relationship with[6:46:54]   sexually imagine what you're willing to do to a business relationship imagine what he's willing[6:47:00]   to say to logan paul to get what he wants i mean he's admitting that he does this to girls[6:47:08]   which is more of a crime than lying to somebody in a business situation and manipulating them there[6:47:15]   people don't look at this as a lie a con a manipulation a scheme i do i think gaming on a[6:47:23]   girl and not being organic even if those things happen to be part of the game and they work in[6:47:30]   this you know world i feel that you shouldn't do them you shouldn't be conning a girl into having[6:47:38]   sex with you that's going to be a new me too manipulating a mind if you can't make them laugh[6:47:45]   just just smile dude i'm telling you a smile is the fastest way to a um to a positive experience[6:47:51]   i'm telling you yo so uh so you like that you watch the podcast uh sometimes i do yeah wait[6:47:57]   hold on how did she she didn't actually say i was good on the podcast no no i did i watched the[6:48:01]   episode all right so you guys will see this happen this doesn't happen to me very often but[6:48:07]   this is a problematic situation where you got you got poor intel i got poor intel from rice[6:48:12]   he said she was a fan of the podcast it is what it is but what's going to happen is you're going[6:48:16]   to find yourselves in these situations from time to time where things get twisted up and the[6:48:22]   conversation gets somewhat awkward i know everyone in the chat has had this happen the whole thing's[6:48:27]   been awkward bro it happened to you it's 1000% happened and by the way you're supposed to be the[6:48:31]   master i thought i was gonna watch like fucking george cluney sweep a girl off her feet i mean[6:48:37]   this is some junky stilted jumbled conversation very choppy very jerky and look at my face right[6:48:48]   there like that's a good indicator of like where i'm at in the situation okay oh yeah look at his[6:48:54]   face right here if you were on a date jewels and a guy made this face what would your first instinct[6:49:00]   be probably probably call the police right yeah we've got a guy i think he had a seizure or[6:49:06]   something or he came in his pants this is the look of a guy who came in his pants and then fell on[6:49:11]   the floor in front of everybody this is not this is cool so you can see by my face like i'm really[6:49:19]   holding it down and like what you want to do is like stare into the void and then open your mouth[6:49:27]   as if you're breathing through your brain and it's causing your mind to malfunction chicks like[6:49:34]   this because they're that dumb so you want to emulate like their stupidity through your personal[6:49:43]   look always keep your mouth agape if you can wear all black letting her know that you're a scumbag[6:49:52]   who's willing to work for good charlotte as long as it means views i mean really and then you got[6:50:00]   rice gum sitting here like holding his wiener because he can't contain himself you gotta put[6:50:05]   this guy down he's gonna fucking bite uh let's hear what they do next situation has gotten[6:50:11]   fucked up it's gotten awkward and you need to figure a way fucking out has the baby ever slid[6:50:16]   in your dms no i've never had any like rappers sliding my dms no what about like what about[6:50:22]   athletes athletes but not athletes that are big ask her if she's ever been dong dicked by any[6:50:29]   niggers it always works you ever been uh jammed up the ass by an athlete oh sorry you look like the[6:50:37]   type that would just go with anybody shakil o'neill dikembe matombo that's a nice compliment you ever[6:50:44]   fucked any black guys you look like you would why would you ask someone yeah athlete by the way is[6:50:51]   code word for black they're not thinking of wayne gretzky when they say athlete they're thinking[6:50:58]   jackie joiner kersey okay a fucking speed runner from nigeria you ever been railed by like a tag[6:51:05]   team of football players from the and how do i say this other side of the trucks it's like mike[6:51:12]   you just asked this chick if you look like a girl has been fucked by blocks sorry for my[6:51:18]   crude language i'm just trying to show you what's really on his mind he said it first nominees[6:51:24]   no one really like this is a guys this is a puzzle what's happening in my brain right now what's[6:51:29]   happening what should be posted on youtube edit that out please because it will distract[6:51:35]   just the n-word you could say athletes i think that's what i should call them athletes i was[6:51:41]   calling them nominees but it didn't really pick up like every black guy now i call black guys you[6:51:46]   used to come oh look it's a bunch of fellas a bunch of athletes here now it's oh here come a[6:51:51]   bunch of nominees because the grammys and such have been so white guilted into you know awarding[6:51:59]   the fellas that now you could another code word for them is nominees seems racist but you know[6:52:07]   why it's nice the black panther guys ma octavia spencer is a good thing being a nominee is nice[6:52:14]   it's like you're an octavius spencer you're a harriet winslow you're a you've seen these[6:52:19]   girls every award show has a bunch of nominees here you go your brain is this a puzzle dude[6:52:27]   this is it's you're connecting dots have any of you guys ever played connect the dots where you[6:52:32]   you draw the thing to create a shape play connect the dots or do connect the i don't know if it's[6:52:37]   playing it dude i kind of call you back i'm playing connect the dots with friends online[6:52:43]   have you played to connect the dots this guy you mean have we drawn lines from dot to dot when we[6:52:49]   were two yes dude it's like connect the dots it's a very intricate puzzle like connect the dots you[6:52:56]   know the game that two-year-olds win at oh so an intricate hard game and this is what you're coming[6:53:04]   hey dude it's like chess aka connect the dots i didn't know drawing a line from a to b was[6:53:12]   similar to chess but okay watch this it's a puzzle a mind game like connect the dots[6:53:19]   he really is is saying all this this is a guys this is a puzzle what's happening in my brain[6:53:25]   right now what's happening in what should be happening in your brain is this is a puzzle dude[6:53:29]   this is it's you're connecting hey where are you from stop a mad puzzle has just been[6:53:36]   introduced to the world a riddle unlike any other where are you from think mike[6:53:44]   uh what is the weather like phew that was like when the rook took the king[6:53:51]   and game of thrones queen's gambit the queen's gambit yeah mike these aren't very hard questions[6:53:59]   to figure out when you ask her what the weather is like make sure you understand whether it's[6:54:06]   warm or cold you need to have a scenario it's tough for instance if she says the weather is hot[6:54:15]   have a hot like sentence prepare like oh hopefully it's not too hot to do only fans[6:54:26]   now if she says it's cold say then why are you wearing a sweater or something to acknowledge[6:54:33]   that she has tits or mike you're a fucking mess this is stupid dots have any of you guys ever[6:54:40]   played connect the dots where you you draw the thing to create a shape well in this instance[6:54:45]   you're you're drawing dots and connecting dots to to make the shape of your penis going into a[6:54:52]   vagina right that's right the dots properly that's going to be what happens that's a[6:54:56]   rain your brain needs to be working in that fucking in that pattern at all times every[6:55:01]   question i ask while she's answering imagine keeping your brain in a connect to dots pattern[6:55:06]   all day you'd be so screwed up he's talking like the character seth from super bad yes if you watch[6:55:14]   super bad you know we were laughing at characters for talking in way less ridiculous stupid high[6:55:21]   school nerd if you watch super bad now you go these are reasonable guys trying to you know[6:55:27]   find a partner they're very sweet can't you see him going you connect the dots and you get inside[6:55:32]   the girl's pussy exactly that's what jonah hill would say and everybody would laugh him off in the[6:55:37]   scene nowadays this is what aidan rosh and big time billionaires are subscribing to elon musk[6:55:44]   finds this info very useful really really fucking tough to tough to do while you're listening to[6:55:52]   her answer this is this is huge advice he's taking his headphones off this is important[6:56:00]   that's basically like getting naked in my world taking your headphones off exposing[6:56:04]   thy ear he takes his headphones off and he resets and says everybody stop what you're doing this[6:56:13]   is amazing advice that you're getting for free watch this her answer this is this is huge advice[6:56:20]   okay it's huge advice and by the way like i i swear to you you could ask anybody in this house[6:56:24]   there's not a motherfucker in this house and not really that many even in the space that have game[6:56:29]   like old man mike bro just truck you have to believe me on it it's the reason i landed lana[6:56:33]   it's the reason why it's the reason i landed lana does she know she was one of the landed[6:56:40]   isn't that nice to talk about somebody oh i landed it's the reason i landed lana it's the reason i[6:56:46]   land people that's nice how sweet like bro just motherfucker in this house and not really that[6:56:55]   many even in the space that have game like old man mike bro just truck you have to believe me[6:57:00]   on it's the reason i landed lana it's the reason why just trust me okay listen to me[6:57:06]   is lana mortified watching this crap isn't she going oh my expose him lana please come to me[6:57:14]   he's done enough hasn't he hasn't he done i'm the only one who wants lana roads just for the[6:57:19]   fucking gossip like most people want lana roads for[6:57:27]   in the drinking will roll their eyes while hearing the gossip just to get to fucking[6:57:31]   yeah mike no fuck her i'm the only one who loves lana roads for her mind yeah i'm only interested[6:57:38]   in her mind aka the files on her mind asking questions when you're having a conversation with[6:57:45]   a girl or whoever right when you ask a question you need to one be listening to the response[6:57:53]   and two be preparing your next question okay oh my god now the question this is the advice that[6:58:01]   the headphones came off for that everyone hey if you didn't listen to the first 15 minutes[6:58:07]   listen now here's the advice when you ask a question make sure and do not forget this[6:58:15]   make sure to hear the answer but at the same time be coming up with what your next move is[6:58:23]   this is like he's teaching an esl class to like an african tribe that's never interacted with[6:58:29]   society what is it like to tell a person hello look at this pairing your next question okay[6:58:38]   now the question needs to act as a backup okay the question needs to act as a backup[6:58:44]   in the instance that you cannot build a new question based on the the info you get okay[6:58:50]   do you understand what i'm saying so if i ask her a question like um uh what's your favorite[6:58:55]   burger shit what's your favorite favorite burger spot right and she answered and and[6:59:00]   in my mind i'm already thinking of what the next question is going to be that's nice what what[6:59:06]   oh what do you like from shake shack if she answers this is really happening all right[6:59:12]   everybody stop ask her what her favorite burger is and i know this is tough but while she's answering[6:59:19]   be preparing your next question all right like what's your favorite menu item from[6:59:25]   the place that you like this should not have to be explained[6:59:30]   i mean come on you're expecting to hear some information that a human being has never heard[6:59:37]   before and it's ask a girl what her favorite burger is if she says shake shack make sure[6:59:42]   before she says the ck part of the shack you're thinking do you like the fries or the shakes[6:59:49]   this is crazy this is enough for a man to be put to jail this was like a sketch of a guy hitting[6:59:55]   on girls it would be like that's what i mean we can't watch gilly and shane or shane and gilly[7:00:02]   they're under estimating what a sketch needs to be you know if this was a sketch you'd go too[7:00:09]   far-fetched too goofy too silly um what what oh what do you like from shake shack if she answers[7:00:17]   shake shack or in and out but you need to keep open the idea that she's going to deliver back[7:00:22]   a wildcard answer that you then should go in that direction so everything you say and every[7:00:27]   question you ask somebody you need to be thinking that it could split off into two different[7:00:30]   directions when they give you that answer do you fucking understand what i'm saying you right now[7:00:35]   somebody said so be associate what the fuck like kind of like medium-sized it's very tough bro he[7:00:41]   said it's very tough i know it doesn't make sense it's very tough it would be tougher to think this[7:00:48]   through while you're talking to someone to just talk watch this two different directions when[7:00:55]   they give you that answer do you fucking understand what i'm saying you right now[7:00:59]   somebody said so be associate what the fuck it's kind of like medium-sized very medium-sized[7:01:04]   athletes like so it's very tough to think about asking a girl if she likes fries or hamburger[7:01:13]   i mean uh i've never seen anything like this in my life i i don't i shouldn't i i don't need to[7:01:19]   be a commentator on this i know you don't need commentary to understand how screwball that is[7:01:26]   and how dangerous he is he needs to be put away uh let's hear some more and big mike believe me it[7:01:32]   is our life's mission to get you locked away talk about anxiety imagine you had a team of people[7:01:39]   imagine you had a team of people trying to put you behind bars it's happening[7:01:43]   yeah six foot one like in that range like yeah what do you what's your uh you see that do you[7:01:48]   see how fast that question was ready so like so like what you saw happen right this is really[7:01:54]   crazy advice guys well you just saw right here guys this is really crazy advice guys yes it is[7:02:01]   crazy it's deranged it's insane it is not advice it is crazy advice you got that right what you[7:02:11]   saw happen right this is really crazy advice guys what you just saw right here i asked the question[7:02:17]   athletes but not athletes that are big like no one really like like kind of like medium-sized[7:02:21]   athletes athletes have been her dms she gave me some bullshit answer about medium-sized athletes[7:02:26]   now i'm just repeating her answer back to buy myself athletes like so wait i thought we were[7:02:30]   supposed to be listening what's that oh yeah listen to her now he is giving up on that now[7:02:36]   her answers are bullshit make sure she sees rice gums kid thighs in the frame is that one of your[7:02:41]   tips make sure she sees a white thigh looking like the wuhan virus he probably brought corona[7:02:47]   to the states let's hear more dumb shit dumb shit what's your uh ready ready for the next fucking[7:02:56]   question keeping the chat engaging keeping the conversation going uh what's your what's your[7:03:01]   like go to like height for men are you into like tall somebody said a shallow conversation i'll be[7:03:05]   honest with this is a relatively shallow conversation this is a relatively relaxed[7:03:09]   conversation relax the first time i met the girl you see how he adjusts that some say shallow i[7:03:15]   say relaxed no those two aren't the same it's not a synonym shallow yes slash relaxed aka there's[7:03:26]   the same a lot of people saying it's shallow i call it relaxed no no no this is anything but[7:03:31]   relaxed go to like height for men are you into like somebody said a shallow conversation i'll[7:03:36]   be honest with this is a relatively shallow conversation this is a relatively relaxed[7:03:40]   conversation this is the first time i met the girl i'm talking to her online there's a lot of[7:03:45]   times you'll have conversation tripping over himself that's what Adderall does to you when[7:03:50]   you're on it on a live stream take Adderall i love Adderall you take it in private you don't[7:03:55]   subject other people to your madness while on this love drug which it is it is love potion[7:04:03]   number nine should not be taken in front of strand it's the same thing as showing your boner to your[7:04:09]   parents it is absolutely up there with getting naked with your dad and talking about your[7:04:17]   pleasures it's disgusting you'll be able to tell if Mike's on Adderall on the show if he starts[7:04:22]   looking at videos of naked people on boats exactly that's the uh i'd like to sing love[7:04:28]   potion number nine to him after this perfect here you go girls that aren't a shell even in the first[7:04:32]   time but sometimes you need to crack the ice sometimes you need to ask them questions and[7:04:35]   learn about the person so that the next time you meet up you can talk about more interesting shit[7:04:39]   or guys or my name is Colby and i'm a professional what the fuck is this oh i got an ad for this[7:04:45]   jinx you owe me an Adderall facts look at his schnozaroo by the way i mean seriously[7:04:53]   are you leaving any water for the elephants with this thing[7:04:58]   look at that fucking thing man i mean i've been on water slides less fucking scary than that[7:05:04]   holy shit dude[7:05:09]   why i love try shut the fuck up i feel like most girls are into taller guys[7:05:13]   but honestly i don't have a height like preference and i realized that the other day[7:05:17]   i was talking to my roommates and they were like oh like i hope this guy is not going to be short[7:05:21]   when they were like meeting in person and that's never went through my head i don't really pay[7:05:25]   attention to height honestly because i'm short so guys are always taller than me wait how tall[7:05:29]   are you mike's face right now while he's watching this fuck he thinks he's the man wait wait there[7:05:37]   was a better i mean at the end of my eight hour streams i'm not this dilapidated looking[7:05:48]   i just came in my pants again from my bluetooth pill i mean what a disgusting human how's banks[7:05:55]   putting up with this i might start writing all these gaming places about big mike i think that[7:06:02]   they'll find out on their own yeah really pay attention to height honestly because i'm short[7:06:07]   so guys are always taller than me wait how how tall are you i'm about like five two five three[7:06:12]   oh sure so you're a shorty huh yeah i'm very short shorty watch this oops watch i'm trying[7:06:19]   to think of uh look at his fucking face what's your relationship look at this this is the advice[7:06:23]   he's giving zoom in on his face while he listens to his own advice what no wait no this one's[7:06:28]   better this one i i understand but this one's better i'll show you both here he is listening[7:06:33]   to his own advice i mean seriously[7:06:40]   but watch this because i want to show you the smooth operator his question was how tall are[7:06:45]   you she answers and watch him struggle on this to to come up with something to say next watch this[7:06:52]   oh sure so you're a shorty huh yeah i'm very short um damn i'm trying to think of uh[7:07:00]   what's your relationship oh what a great love guru trying to think in the middle of guruing[7:07:06]   you just said you're supposed to think while she's talking and have something ready so fast[7:07:11]   i mean even what you're displaying at least when tate andrew tate from tate speech a great youtube[7:07:16]   channel at least when he does it his points match up to his lunacy i mean you're sitting[7:07:21]   here telling us one thing and then showing us the complete opposite that's the definition of[7:07:27]   insanity relationship status i've been single for about two and a half three years how was[7:07:33]   that last relationship did you uh did you run into any kind of uh like trust issues anything[7:07:38]   that you trust issues dirty like are you do you have any qualms about getting into future[7:07:49]   years and i called things off because i just felt like he was holding me back i was like i don't[7:07:53]   want to shut up johnny w that's too long for me i want to do my own thing look at kpop down here[7:08:01]   how fucking putrid is this i mean really the girl from the ring right now is uh less disgusting than[7:08:07]   this right now feening he's sitting here with his fucking kpop not able to grow a beard disgusting[7:08:17]   btonic i forgive him for when he said um what did he say look at monotone monica monotone monica[7:08:25]   yeah that was the last time he was funny right now he's acting like the worst guy from battle royale[7:08:31]   disgusting absolutely disgusting with his white bts thigh just remember this amazing tate video[7:08:36]   we should show later yeah okay it's only like a minute long all right let's wrap this up it gets[7:08:41]   worse he was a little overprotective but he was a great uh people said in calling her shorty was[7:08:47]   a grandma uh grandpa joke i've been i've been using that word a lot lately uh and and and you[7:08:53]   guys can say what you want i i like that word i fuck with that word i think it's i think it's a[7:08:57]   cool word it's east coast slang from the early 2000s it's east coast slang from the early 2000s[7:09:04]   shorty they made fun of him for calling a girl a shorty because nobody says that anymore[7:09:09]   but he has a built-in excuse no that's east close east coast slang from the 2020s the early 2000s[7:09:17]   no mike you were just called a boomer and then you made a lie to cover it up okay[7:09:26]   that word i fuck with that word i think it's i think it's a cool word it's east[7:09:29]   coast slang from the early 2000s i'm trying to bring it back um and i've been using that term[7:09:34]   a lot um you don't fuck with it that's fine i said give it a shot because clearly[7:09:40]   whatever i'm doing is working so clearly whatever i'm doing is working i'm gonna show you his face[7:09:46]   when he says that again this is why we hate you you don't know the real me[7:09:52]   this is the realest i've ever been okay we hate that you don't know the real me[7:09:58]   watch this trying to bring it back um and i've been using that term a lot um you don't fuck with[7:10:05]   it that's fine i said give it a shot because clearly whatever i'm doing is working so like[7:10:09]   i say give it a shot great boyfriend honestly we're still good friends whatever he's doing[7:10:13]   is working you mean being friends with logan paul that's it i don't have any bad beef with[7:10:20]   like any guy that i've ever dated he didn't he didn't know how to eat eat you out properly did[7:10:25]   he what'd you say wow she says what i've never been friends with any guys that i dated after[7:10:32]   we broke up or something and his brilliant responses they didn't know how to eat you out[7:10:38]   properly oh how lovely that's relaxed what a nice cool relaxed slash shallow[7:10:46]   give it a great boyfriend honestly we're still good friends i don't have any bad beef with like[7:10:50]   any guy that i've ever dated he didn't he didn't know how to eat eat you out properly did he[7:10:55]   what'd you say i feel like she would have stuck he didn't know how to eat you out properly correct[7:11:01]   oh my god now see what happened there this was this was sketchy because i said something[7:11:06]   this happens sometimes this is a tough this is a scary situation right why are you having all[7:11:11]   these issues in your example conversation that's lasted three minutes i know it shouldn't be i mean[7:11:18]   you've really butchered the like really like your beginner student that you're teaching this could[7:11:25]   have a better run than you've had here this would be like if you're like all right today[7:11:32]   i'm gonna jump the springfield gorge on a motorcycle[7:11:35]   it's gonna be phenomenal and then you get on the bike and then just fall over[7:11:40]   ta-da did you like my stunt no i thought you said you were a stunt biker this is awful um[7:11:51]   you say something that's a little bit over the line and if they don't hear you the first time[7:11:57]   you either have to abandon it or you have to say it again so it's risky and you're right someone[7:12:01]   in the chats that i hesitated too much and it's very and it's very true if somebody said it was[7:12:06]   a little out of pocket it was a little out of pocket question it worked in this circumstance[7:12:10]   but you got to be careful with that conversation even the six even the 10 year olds are going you[7:12:14]   hesitated too much teacher which you should have at least edited out of the example video[7:12:23]   so he's been really fucking even rice gum is looking bizarre here someone in the chat says[7:12:29]   andrew tate specifically states that you can't talk dirty until you fuck them i call this photo[7:12:36]   enter the void i mean look at these fucking losers look at him conducting his interview[7:12:46]   with his hands here as if he's a professional talker to women it really is it's enough to make[7:12:54]   you sick especially if they don't hear you the first time because you're gonna say it back or[7:12:57]   you're gonna are you gonna are you gonna switch to something i'll be honest but she obviously[7:13:01]   loved it was ready to talk about it this in front of so many people on the stream but the sex was[7:13:05]   awful like so bad it was like the worst sex ever yeah and he knows it too it was awful what was his[7:13:10]   what was his problem was somebody said over stream is risky let's be honest this is the shit people[7:13:14]   want to see this is shit people want to see the honestly you know the best thing the chat would[7:13:17]   like to see in this situation is her being like yo fuck you don't ever talk to me like that ever[7:13:22]   again you guys would have loved that shit was he small was he not packing or was he just like because[7:13:27]   okay small why are you a long guy was he small was he not packing what a beautiful uh thing to[7:13:34]   say to a human being it wasn't even that yep he was just he came so quick like the sex was very[7:13:41]   fast yeah yeah like premature never had a chance to finish myself rice gum sitting here like that's[7:13:46]   a problem i think no rice gum's lucky if he shoots a you know splash of fucking soy sauce into your[7:13:53]   eye while he's having sex with you yeah it just wasn't enjoyable that leads me into a good point[7:13:58]   right now i think there's a lot of young men in the chat right now rightfully show shout out to[7:14:02]   all the boys out there on the rgs stream these are the homies um boys let me give you a quick[7:14:07]   word of advice somebody said boys let me give you a quick word of advice advice he says while[7:14:13]   talking to the girl right in front of her let's say that in real life you 100 can listen it's[7:14:18]   all about reading a room it's all about reading a room you've done that horribly exactly how what[7:14:22]   i'm going to say is going to land i know whether i know whether i have the rapport whether i have[7:14:27]   the the connection with the person who's all being said something raunchy risky or not i just know[7:14:33]   and in all honesty like i knew in this situation that it was going to be fine so you have to read[7:14:37]   the room and you need to know whether or not you're going to be able to say what you think[7:14:39]   you're going to say to a person yeah the sexual game since before you were born and and i've been[7:14:45]   in the sexual game since before you were born oh really dude he just said this to the girl live[7:14:57]   so yeah i've been in the sexual game uh since before you've been first of all that's bad[7:15:02]   and nobody has ever said this about themselves ever i'm almost positive about it i've been[7:15:09]   in the sexual game listen to this again you're gonna say to a person y'all a sexual game since[7:15:16]   before you were born and and probably since uh dinosaurs were still walking the earth[7:15:22]   try to get your girl to come before you even penetrate wow hear me again try to get your girl[7:15:29]   to come before you even penetrate i don't know if it's fingers it could be mouth it could be[7:15:33]   a vibrator most girls thoroughly enjoy what's called the hatachi magic wand it is a very very[7:15:40]   good vibrator they do if you learn how to use the tools you've been given other than your penis[7:15:45]   it it creates a more fun environment when penetration actually starts so if you get the[7:15:50]   girl to come before you even have sex you're in great shape so because he's been having sex with[7:15:55]   lana he thinks that every every girl is like lana um if you're on the market um if you want[7:16:02]   to spice things up in the bedroom uh you should get a bowl drink a lot of fluids fill the bowl[7:16:11]   with i think you know where i'm going not everybody is up there with lana mike i don't[7:16:16]   think these 16 year old kids are up against a demon of that nature before you even have sex[7:16:23]   you're in great shape now that's that's easier said than done but you don't want to be in a[7:16:27]   situation where two years or three years after a breakup the girl is telling a-list influencers[7:16:34]   that you have no idea what the fuck you're doing in the bedroom ah the motivation there you go[7:16:39]   you want to make sure to please your girl not for her pleasure but so that she doesn't tell[7:16:44]   other a-listers that you're bad in the bedroom a common thing that we're all dealing with at home[7:16:51]   watching twitch hey twitch kids wouldn't it be terrible if a-listers knew about your poor[7:16:57]   performance some little kid is going oh my god like angelina joe lee is gonna find out that i[7:17:02]   suck at sucking cock no this is terrible advice most people are not and by the way what a-listers[7:17:11]   he's talking about them he's talking about himself exactly[7:17:15]   you've got a bunch of a-listers lined up after lana which ones telling a-list influencers[7:17:21]   that you have no idea what the fuck you're doing in the bedroom great great yeah absolutely loves[7:17:26]   to do that yeah you should definitely get out here do you have a squad of uh of uh equally beautiful[7:17:31]   women that you roll around with no she said this she said that she's not too much of a thotty but[7:17:36]   her friends are thotty oh i oh i'm sorry i don't know if i gave you the wrong impression i've been[7:17:41]   i don't know if i gave you the wrong impression i've been i've been celibate for i've been[7:17:45]   celibate for the entire that's a hilarious line to tell girls you've been celibate this tricks[7:17:52]   girls into thinking that you don't have sex with just anyone you're willing to break celibacy for[7:17:59]   them what a nice manipulation i don't even have socks unless it was with you i might consider it[7:18:05]   so special i'm so so lie to a girl about losing your virginity in order to get with her i've seen[7:18:15]   that done in high school romp movies from the 90s national lampoons i need to get laid i'm a senior[7:18:22]   remember that one you know you're 38. hey um i was involved in a relationship with a[7:18:31]   uh ex-adult film actress you would you know not not big in that space or anything what do you[7:18:35]   guys think about the celibacy first on time and uh formed quite a bit of a sexual dependency[7:18:41]   uh to that to that uh that that uh that that wop right and so uh now i've just been completely[7:18:47]   holding off uh sex is not really my my my my go-to anymore i enjoy it reading we have a lake in the[7:18:54]   back here i will sometimes roll the boat around sometimes shoot hoops although i do have a bit of[7:19:00]   a bum ankle um but you know just right i will sometimes shoot hoops he says to another i mean[7:19:07]   i've never said that to anybody and i am a basketball player journaling but to be completely[7:19:13]   honest with you sex is probably the last thing on my mind these days yeah i completely agree i'm[7:19:20]   waiting for the next time i have sex with someone i want to be someone that i actually care about[7:19:24]   i don't like that same completely on the same same rice in the background yeah absolutely well uh[7:19:33]   yeah well it's been great talking to you i really look forward to continue to to to talk through[7:19:37]   the relationship and uh how we can maybe add value to each other's lives you know i'm really[7:19:41]   interested in things like string theory uh parallel universes super uh shantel drafries interests[7:19:48]   they really think this you know it used to be like hi i'm shantel drafries and to show you[7:19:53]   that i'm an intellectual i'll say this i watch joe rogan oh she's so smart now it's so yeah i'm[7:20:02]   kind of an intellectual i um watch shantel jeffries yeah so now shantel jeffries interests[7:20:10]   string theory simulation they're basically rick and morty plot lines yes show that you're an[7:20:17]   intellectual now in this day and age he's actually saying this based on a shantel jeffrey[7:20:24]   type vibe it's to talk through the relationship and uh how we can maybe add value to each other's[7:20:30]   lives like you know i'm really interested in things like string theory uh parallel universes[7:20:34]   super intelligent um any of that kind of stuff and just anything obviously other than sexual[7:20:40]   intercourse or anything of that nature wait that's so funny because i was actually having[7:20:44]   conversation with my friend the other day about like alien sightings because i think aliens are[7:20:48]   real and i love those conversations i think that's a blink 182 sean aliens are real i'll do that[7:20:54]   karaoke too i want to do that karaoke aliens are real absolutely something like that amazing[7:21:01]   amazing so uh yeah so um hope yo should i should i try to run that celibacy line at the vixen party[7:21:09]   tonight should i try to run that celibacy line i mean what do you think of this young lady oh[7:21:16]   i like when he ran that celibacy line on me made me feel really good an adult on average[7:21:27]   keep enjoying you know not fucking and i'll be doing the same thing and um you know i'll i'll[7:21:33]   see you soon i'm gonna go get back to uh i think i'm gonna uh study some some more um about you[7:21:37]   know just metaphorical and and and even metaphysical you know i mean really like if jonah hill was[7:21:44]   doing this in super bed you go ha ha ha look it's like a 15 year old kid this is again a 38 year old[7:21:52]   man he thinks this is like gold like he's weaving gold he titled it picking up an instagram model[7:21:59]   live on that sounds like fun thank you guys for having me all right well i think rice may continue[7:22:04]   but uh yeah like i said good seeing you and talk to you soon yes definitely talk to you i'll see[7:22:09]   you in the dx okay all right yo listen i hope y'all took some uh advice from that honestly[7:22:17]   there's a lot to be learned from this conversation no there's not a lot to be learned about you and[7:22:21]   how much of a scumbag you are and how much you're going down that's it i'm being a a pretty solid[7:22:28]   um conversator and rapport builder um so there's a lot to learn we'll keep talking about it[7:22:33]   a lot of the shit's for content guys i may never talk like who the fuck knows dude i'm not i'm not[7:22:38]   thirsty out here trying to like fuck with all these chicks oh okay and then it ends for content[7:22:44]   wonderful all right i want to show you a teaser of what's to come on this very long summer and[7:22:49]   this is just going to be a teaser today jules all right we're going to show you a buddy of mine[7:22:55]   a friend of red bar uh and pull that up to the top please a friend of red bar named salvo pancakes[7:23:03]   has been doing some leg work he can't stand big mike and how could you blame him i've been getting[7:23:10]   this a lot people messaging me out of nowhere mike i cannot stand big mike and they're starting[7:23:17]   to heat up people are starting to get mad nerd city starting to fucking really despise this guy[7:23:23]   people are going you know through great lengths to get information about him you know mike wrote[7:23:29]   this book the fifth vital where he tells story after story you know similar to j peterman's book[7:23:36]   remember when j peterman wanted to write a book on seinfeld but he didn't have any good stories[7:23:42]   so he started writing checks to kramer to buy his stories and use them for himself in the book[7:23:52]   i don't want to give away too much because our long summer is just getting started our[7:23:57]   investigation is just getting started but i want to show you a clip from my buddy salvo pancakes[7:24:06]   who has been doing some deeper dives on mr bigg mike mallex malex childhood friend speaks out[7:24:18]   he stole my whole life now this goes a little bit beyond drama here yeah we like to goof on mike we[7:24:30]   like to call him out for his hypocrisies but it's it's one thing to lie you know here and there on[7:24:36]   his show it's another to go about campaigning and shopping this book around saying that you're[7:24:43]   saying that you're saving lives telling these war stories about when you were a big time drug dealer[7:24:51]   if these stories turn out to not be true this is a huge deal well i'm gonna let salvo speak he seems[7:25:01]   very eager to share what he's learned let's listen to a bit of this we're gonna save some of it[7:25:10]   but uh this is a nice way to kick off the long summer here we go i got the scoops interview with[7:25:23]   mike malak's childhood friend he tells mike f off he says mike is lying he says mike was never an[7:25:31]   addict he says mike barely did drugs tune in you don't want to miss it you want to know the truth[7:25:37]   about mike mike made himself stop this is a preview go ahead tell me a time code here um[7:25:46]   just skip to the intro okay yeah here we go because that's a preview a cold open spilling hot tea or[7:25:53]   whatever the kids are calling it scoops and tea and all the drama and some dirt and personal[7:25:58]   information on mike malak's past this is the only video for you to be watching um it's been a[7:26:04]   terrible couple weeks for big mike it's been a good couple weeks for me uh posted two videos[7:26:09]   on my channel of big mike last week since those have been released and went viral people have[7:26:15]   come out of mike malak's past if you need information and dirt and just to talk plain up[7:26:22]   garbage on mike malak so that's what we're going to go into today this one kid specifically who[7:26:28]   shall not be named who knew mike malak personally in high school and as a childhood friend[7:26:34]   messages me at 9 30 p.m last monday a couple hours after my big expose came out on him[7:26:42]   so let's go into some of the information he gave me i don't want to give too much away from this[7:26:46]   guy because he is still in mike malak's past he's our little mole but i do want to say thank you[7:26:52]   for coming out and giving me this information okay i am trusting you you're trusting me[7:26:59]   uh keep it coming um i will not i will say right off the bat i will be reading directly[7:27:06]   from these messages okay i will say i didn't little to almost no fact checking right[7:27:16]   this is what someone claims and alleges who knew mike growing up here we go 9 30 p.m last monday[7:27:24]   yeah mike was great above me uh but i lived on sawmill road a couple houses down listen to this[7:27:29]   mike was one of those cringe high school kids who tried way too hard for attention and tried too[7:27:35]   hard to be funny and cool i've seen videos where he says he was in the streets and all this other[7:27:41]   crap like being in drug homes i've seen him say he's done crack and heroin and all this crap[7:27:48]   you ever know them dudes in high school that would talk about being aft over the weekend from[7:27:53]   weed or drinking but really they were home in their room that was mike he was never at the[7:27:59]   parties and he wasn't really known for much but let's talk about the addiction and drug dealing[7:28:06]   in quotes so he got his wisdom teeth cut out when he was 17 and i remember him trying to sell[7:28:14]   some of his leftover prescription painkillers to me and my friends at lunch he kind of did it to[7:28:20]   be cool and he was this this is implying that mike got his wisdom teeth out got some oxys got[7:28:28]   some whatever some codeine tylenol three sold those that was him dealing oxy that was him[7:28:39]   dealing heroin because it's basically heroin codeine oxy guys we didn't play this willy[7:28:49]   nilly and we're not playing it willy nilly we're actually looking into this very far[7:28:56]   we're spending some time and some money looking into this and it sparked a great idea what if we[7:29:02]   highlighted all of mike's stories from his book and looked into all of them sure these characters[7:29:08]   must match up to some real life person what if we flew out to connecticut and spoke with all of[7:29:17]   these people and really dialed in a story and compare it with the stories mike tells[7:29:28]   hmm that's something i would do if i had some oh that's right i do have the money to do this now[7:29:37]   just a hint listen to this it was a cool drug dealer kid and we all knew it was from his[7:29:42]   prescription and from his wisdom teeth because everyone gets perks prescribed after their wisdom[7:29:46]   teeth anyways um everybody went off to college or the military mike didn't do much his mom is[7:29:52]   pretty well off and he was kind of just one of them kids who had enough money to not do anything[7:29:59]   with his life now i remember logan and elana and everybody bought mike's past story hook line and[7:30:07]   sinker i mean they didn't even ask any questions just like i was an addict i was in jail i was[7:30:11]   hustling i was basically like jay and they just bought it they didn't even think are these stories[7:30:19]   true imagine if mike had to really answer to these conflicting tales imagine what logan would i[7:30:31]   always just picture logan and i'll tell you why i'll tell you why i think mike could have gotten[7:30:37]   away with this and i'll tell you what we're gonna do he would post on facebook posts of him doing[7:30:43]   cycling and marathons and like food but that's it far from a heroin addict right so as far as his[7:30:48]   book goes i've seen him tell true jordy he had to use fake names for his story which is such bs[7:30:55]   because then people like me could definitely call him out on that crap i think he did get arrested[7:31:01]   but it was just for one of those cases where he really wasn't about that life and he was hanging[7:31:06]   around all the people that were in the cops rated them blah blah blah sorry for the huge message[7:31:11]   i've been trying to tweet this crap out to him so people could see but he kept getting blocked[7:31:15]   so this guy comes out and says hey listen to this and then i'm starting to think[7:31:22]   and if i know big mike right i could see big mike doing something like this all right so like[7:31:29]   i am planning to write this book i know this is your story but dude i'm the star[7:31:37]   this story will sell so much better if i make myself the lead and then we'll split the bag[7:31:44]   so i think what big mike did is warn all these cronies tell them i'm writing a book about[7:31:51]   our story but in order to sell this story i'm going to weave all these stories into one make[7:31:57]   them mine don't worry i'll cut you in that hard to believe it's not that hard to believe and when[7:32:02]   you go well how did big mike's mom and his sisters sit aside and let him lie like this i could see[7:32:08]   big mike going to his mom and his sister going this is what writers do we're taking a collection[7:32:13]   of all the stories around my past and we're uh i'll be acting as the lead and because that i'm[7:32:20]   the name that will help sell the book which will help save lives i mean you hear everything that[7:32:25]   he says to our faces yes i mean everything that we see what are the odds that all of a[7:32:32]   sudden everything he does is a lie we've caught him on everything has been a lie what would be[7:32:38]   the odds what is the scenario where the book has no lies so we've decided that this story is too[7:32:46]   good to just be a little clip on youtube so salvo pancakes and myself along with some unnamed others[7:32:53]   have teamed up in a venture style mission to figure out the truth behind this and coming up[7:33:03]   this summer our investigation will continue i'm hoping to to to make a documentary we'll see what[7:33:12]   we find salvo has agreed to fly out to connecticut to interview and get these people on tape i have[7:33:22]   i have agreed to fund this operation we're going to start there we're going to take the stories[7:33:28]   we're going to take them to connecticut we're going to see what his friends the people in the[7:33:32]   stories say about these stories we're going to cross-reference those stories with mike if[7:33:38]   they seem to be contradictory the documentary process starts[7:33:45]   we've got a lot of people that want to see mike go down a lot of hands want in on this project[7:33:52]   little pieces people don't like book lying no logan ain't gonna like that he promoted a book[7:34:01]   helping mike sell 160 000 copies to his fans that was all a lie big mike's mom and sister could be[7:34:11]   big mike's mom and sister could be tricked by big mike into thinking that this is all okay i don't[7:34:17]   think logan has any idea should we hear some more yeah anymore hey you know big mike is a liar[7:34:28]   we all know it we all see it we all hear him talk on and on and on he's a liar right couple[7:34:34]   messages down you know and i want to make this when big mike talks about his anxiety he's not[7:34:39]   depressed or anxious chemically he has anxiety about this he's constantly going i don't spend[7:34:47]   any of my money because i'm waiting for the other shoe to drop it's just my mentality no no no[7:34:51]   you're waiting for somebody to out you about these stories this is what it's about that's[7:34:56]   why he's always checking our clips and every fucking message and goes phew when it's not[7:35:02]   about this watch him squirm once we start putting the pressure on doing a lot of things with a lot[7:35:10]   of information he did not want to get out this is what i think is pertinent for this video and here[7:35:15]   it is but the truth needs to be out and people got to know he never did heroin he was never[7:35:21]   an addict and definitely never had a gun to his head or anything matter of fact this is from the[7:35:26]   guy this is from a guy who was friends with mike a real guy that we looked at i mean he really[7:35:32]   he's real it's not an anonymous guy that's tricking us it's a real guy that we verified[7:35:38]   listen to this be out and people got to know he never did heroin he was never an addict and[7:35:45]   definitely never had a gun to his head or anything matter of fact i talked to one of my friends just[7:35:50]   about an hour ago about this and i think i know where he got most of his lies from there was a[7:35:55]   dude named jake pina now that we're gonna be paying jake a close visit with a microphone[7:36:02]   right up to his mouth sold drugs did drugs and was pretty solid right i remember him getting locked[7:36:07]   up in like being on the back of cop cars posting pictures i think mike hung out with him a little[7:36:13]   and i swear i think he put that dude's stories and experiences in the book as himself yeah this[7:36:20]   my anonymous source goes on and um allegedly claims that mike took a lot of you know stories[7:36:28]   about cooler badass more gangster kids that he hung out with and put him in his book to make it[7:36:35]   seem like he was this drug lord tough guy right and once again i can't confirm or deny but this[7:36:43]   seems like something mike malak would do oh look at that look at that picture look at this guy[7:36:49]   no we are now on a mission to confirm and you know what it's newsworthy at this point you want to sell[7:36:57]   160 000 copies you want to be on the new york times bestseller list you want to have 3.5 million[7:37:04]   downloads you want to be part of the face clan that's working bikes you want i mean who's face[7:37:09]   clan associated with big big companies you're a newsworthy person it's the same as investigating[7:37:17]   anyone else i'm so happy to announce red bar's first official investigation[7:37:25]   and it couldn't be a better subject and there's really no subject that i know better than big[7:37:30]   mike i mean i've studied him since his first video appearance with logan i've watched it all[7:37:36]   salvo's watched it all and our silent partners know you very well there's more messages in this[7:37:45]   let's hear some more 25 625 coming up let's hear the uh other message here and this is just a[7:37:53]   teaser for what's about to happen this year i will look into it i will do this for you guys[7:37:59]   my anonymous source sends me this name maddie douchen douchen dukan this is the guy he was[7:38:07]   step rose with eric some other guy from their past i checked out his criminal record and those[7:38:11]   articles and this adds up with who he was talking about in the book mike has a chapter in the book[7:38:17]   about some guy that he hung out with that he switched the names up with poor guy poor guy's[7:38:23]   girlfriend just died of an overdose in trying to raise money for charity in her name to help[7:38:27]   people with addictions you would think mike would want to help out right if this is supposed to be[7:38:33]   his childhood friend and one he did so much drugs with i think mike stole most of this guy's stories[7:38:40]   might be worth reaching out to get the scoop out on mike now pause for a second a guy in my uh[7:38:45]   twitter messages told me that since this video came out big mike donated to this charity that's[7:38:51]   been referenced yes and i've talked with salvo you know deaf noodles posted this on his twitter it's[7:38:57]   got like 30 000 views maybe more right now if you know this character deaf noodles um when big mike[7:39:04]   found out about this he made a donation to this guy's what i i can't follow he's talking about[7:39:11]   how his apparently his old best friend has a girlfriend that's sick so if they're really[7:39:16]   friends you'd show the problem is right now is that mike is scrambling salvo posted this[7:39:23]   deaf noodles reposted it on twitter giving mike the heads up to scramble and silence these[7:39:31]   character witnesses we're gonna unsilence them but it is gonna be tough big mike's got the money[7:39:38]   to spend on this definitely has more money than us we're gonna see uh how far this money will go[7:39:46]   because right now he is calling these old friends because he's been given the heads up i told salvo[7:39:51]   i go god take this video down but it was too late because deaf noodles retweeted it i go we're[7:39:56]   giving him the heads up he's gonna fix the situation he loves fixing things but now it's[7:40:03]   out there so but now it's out there and we will see what happens and the truth will prevail name[7:40:09]   maddie dukin from is there anything else i did reach out to maddie and i got a response[7:40:18]   and this is an ongoing investigation and story okay i'm going to show you this next post from[7:40:27]   maddie dukin a guy that mike in his book says he was childhood friends with this is the big scoop[7:40:34]   right here are you guys ready for this shallow pancakes maddie dukin matthew dukin here we go[7:40:43]   you want to know the truth about mike mike made himself seem seem like the effing wolf of wall[7:40:49]   street mike would always have some excuse to leave once shit was about to go down or[7:40:55]   we was just getting to get drugs i mean first this is already three people this is already[7:41:02]   three people saying he's full of shit this is without an investigation this is without going[7:41:06]   to connecticut three different people they're real people they're not[7:41:13]   imitating the real people they're they're real people i mean we go to their profile they're real[7:41:17]   they're from connecticut they grew up with him this is what they're saying he says he would do[7:41:23]   this shit at home but we never saw him do it i've dealt with addiction he has no idea what addiction[7:41:30]   is he made thousands of millions of dollars he made thousands of dollars off his friends[7:41:37]   in quotes he stole me and my boy's whole effing life and made him the main character f him and[7:41:43]   that book he said he would he said he would get us paid once that f popped off on a netflix movie but[7:41:51]   we ain't got nothing for it f mike wow so see this i'm gonna be the main character i'm gonna[7:42:00]   use the stories don't say anything don't worry this is gonna be a movie one day and then you're[7:42:06]   all gonna get that bag so that's why they stayed quiet over this last year and didn't expose him[7:42:13]   thinking they were gonna get a big payout but he hasn't paid any of them so now they're starting[7:42:17]   to talk guys this is big this could be our biggest scoop ever almost i know that's why i want to be[7:42:25]   serious and actually we're gonna be very serious this is a serious thing we're about to get into[7:42:31]   here folks childhood friend of mike malac's message i think all right there it is salvo[7:42:41]   pancakes thank you for this work i've been speaking with salvo in the dms for a long time[7:42:47]   right now he is on the up and up he is who he says he is i wish i could tell you some more salvo[7:42:54]   secrets you'd be blown away but salvo knows the scoops he knows how to get them he is a reliable[7:43:01]   source verified by some very powerful friends i'm very excited about this this is what's to come[7:43:10]   this is what long summer is about imagine we bust mike on this book thing talk about viralality[7:43:19]   talk about mr beast talk about how humiliating this will be to mike for everybody involved[7:43:25]   there is nothing worse than taking this story and running with it if it's not true[7:43:33]   and saying that you saved lives all that money very interesting are people excited[7:43:40]   all right that's gonna be it for us i loved today i loved you we'll do our last time my mike's dead[7:43:47]   i'll do this song this dedicated uh shantel jeffries and mike thank you so much for listening[7:43:52]   to red bar hit the lights hit the fog it's time to party good night everybody thank you so much[7:44:00]   we'll see you later[7:44:01]   hey mom there's something in the back room hope it's not the creatures from above[7:44:17]   you used to read me stories as if my life was boring we all know conspiracies are dumb[7:44:28]   thank you[7:44:32]   thank you[7:44:35]   what people knew that these were real i leave my closet door open all night[7:44:44]   i know the cia would say what my series all here say with someone would tell me what was wrong[7:44:52]   all night[7:45:11]   i'm not like you guys i'm not like you[7:45:19]   wow thank you good night[7:45:23]   good night everybody i'm still a skeptic yes you know me[7:45:31]   in this way it will be till we die i got an injection a fear from the abduction[7:45:40]   my best friend thinks i'm just telling lies i'll write up all night long and there's something[7:45:50]   very wrong and i know it must be late be gone since yesterday i'm not like you guys i'm not like[7:46:09]   you thank you good night everybody[7:46:28]   dark and scary ordinary explanation information[7:46:38]   no[7:46:49]   and there's something very wrong and i know it must be late thank you[7:46:59]   been gone since yesterday mike's not like you guys twelve majestic lies[7:47:14]   thank you good night if you're drinking don't drive if you're driving don't drink[7:47:20]   another hit show jewels good night[7:47:50]   you