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episode: RED BAR RADIO S19 E25

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[0:00:00]   And now you're under my control.[0:00:08]   Oh no.[0:00:12]   Mike makes your day.[0:00:17]   I think I'm in the boat now.[0:00:25]   You[0:00:37]   Hey everyone, I'm not feeling so good. So I put on an oversized sweatshirt[0:00:46]   Get me in that red bar mood full disclosure[0:00:49]   This is I've never attempted to do a show in this much pain[0:00:55]   You know really getting out of bed. I thought today there's just no[0:01:00]   Possibility that is gonna happen and then I learned something truly inspiring[0:01:05]   just[0:01:07]   Push through the pain and it's terrible[0:01:10]   It's actually terrible to push through the pain and to exist with all the pain, but then I came up with a concept[0:01:17]   I said, well these people loved Breaking Bad surely weren't there like two episodes in the series where you know[0:01:24]   Walters in trouble here. We're some guy in the show. Who's that guy that we love so much[0:01:30]   Hello, everybody. Please eat my chicken if you dare. Yeah, Gus[0:01:36]   Surely there's like two episodes yet Gus could be in serious trouble and then I thought yeah[0:01:42]   Those are the ups and downs of a series[0:01:47]   The ups and downs of a series it makes it more exciting[0:01:51]   So that's what we're gonna deal with today and then I thought you know[0:01:56]   Really? It's a you know, a[0:01:59]   Terrible thing but I thought you know[0:02:01]   Just throw some little ones at me surely I'll be in the mood and within 30 30 minutes or so[0:02:06]   At least you don't have to be like a construction worker. Oh my god. I couldn't even be a[0:02:13]   construction worker if I was[0:02:15]   you know using Joe Rogan's facility every day to tidy up my[0:02:19]   Muscles, how do they do that? Every time I see a building under construction and see all the guys working on it[0:02:25]   I'm like these guys make there goes Mike obviously never worked a construction job in his life[0:02:31]   This is what people say to you and you go there are people working construction jobs that you know[0:02:38]   You know, I get it. There's like also people who are morticians[0:02:43]   What else those guys who you know who I really don't trust[0:02:46]   I think I mentioned them before those guys who do the autopsies. Yes[0:02:50]   I love how we bring an autopsy doctor to the courtroom and everything that comes out of his mouth. They go full. That's like[0:02:57]   Beyond fact to the courtroom. These are the most psychotic people in the world. So I think it goes[0:03:04]   autopsy guy[0:03:06]   Mortician they're tied for sick and then it goes construction worker[0:03:11]   Imagine that just being on your feet all day[0:03:14]   Lifting up boxes[0:03:16]   Burning away this man going like this with your face all day[0:03:22]   We ran into couple construction workers on some trails, you know, we know nothing about the trails[0:03:28]   We don't take these off-road trail maps. I don't know where I'm going[0:03:30]   I don't know anybody in the in the business of off-roading. We just start going down[0:03:36]   dirt roads in forests and a lot of times we end up at these[0:03:42]   Precipices, is that what you would call it cliffs?[0:03:45]   We end up at cliffs and construction workers rush out this happened to us a few times[0:03:51]   Where construction workers rush out? What are you doing down here? What are you doing? You can't be down here[0:03:56]   We go we're looking for a campsite and then they have to tow us out of this spot[0:04:02]   They have to get us out of there Jules[0:04:05]   Yeah, is everything okay? Are we being what are we being attacked or something? What's the problem?[0:04:11]   I'm just screenshotting things from Delia's. Oh, yeah, we've got[0:04:16]   Delia's lawsuit coming up today. That's okay. You don't win when I restart talking you could stop your explanation[0:04:24]   We've got to Leah's lawsuit. We went through some of the[0:04:29]   Paperwork there. Yikes. He's being deeply accused of some terrible terrible things[0:04:34]   I really like that and I can't believe it. He's trying to power through[0:04:39]   The lawsuit with that little disgusting[0:04:43]   filthy hobo, baby[0:04:45]   You've seen his pull up his baby fair game[0:04:49]   If your dad does predation predation, I've just read about all the horrible things. He's done[0:04:56]   Wait, do you hear what he's done this comment? Brandon Mueller says this might be my favorite mic outfit. Fuck. I'm gay[0:05:03]   Oh, I don't like this outfit. Listen, this is not I order these wacky things from online[0:05:07]   I figured I don't want to just you know, wear a normal shirt on the show. Then you end up looking like the quartering[0:05:14]   you know, I've already got a weight problem like him and[0:05:17]   So I ordered all these wacky things. They never fit me right wait till you see this other wacky thing[0:05:22]   I got for next week[0:05:23]   I was gonna wear it today, but it didn't[0:05:24]   Pair well with a hat and there was no way I was able to I can't even lift my hand over my head[0:05:30]   It hurts so bad, so I can't do my hair today. Imagine not being able to do your hair[0:05:36]   At the age of 27[0:05:38]   So I well no[0:05:41]   everything's fine I[0:05:43]   Want to cough it in one of those napkins gonna have blood but that's not the issue[0:05:47]   All right, read that thing that you were gonna read from Chrissy. No, there's something in there[0:05:51]   I wrote the comment from Brandon Mueller and that's[0:05:55]   Yes, she's gonna guide me through today until I get better. Oh, yeah, I'm blocked by him[0:06:01]   Oh, yes on all accounts. Yeah, we got to get these Chris D'Elia Instagram things up and running before I'm[0:06:08]   Doing this because it's very hard now. Ooh, this is what he's got here. I want to show the hobo, baby[0:06:14]   What a filthy ugly baby. Wait, was it from his story though that we saw you can click his story[0:06:20]   But is this old already? It was a close-up of his baby covered in soot[0:06:25]   I[0:06:27]   Know but he was like outs. Oh my god. Here he is dirty hobo filthy, baby[0:06:34]   It absolutely[0:06:36]   Disgusting kid, you know just cuz you have a kid doesn't mean it's amazing and it's wonderful and it's good[0:06:41]   Look at this sick fuck[0:06:43]   covered in daddy dia[0:06:46]   Let's see. Oh, there's some music here in your nose, too. Hey[0:06:51]   Oh, is that baby ugly?[0:06:54]   You know, that's one of the fears having a kid is that what if you stop it?[0:06:59]   What if you have a kid and it's just so butt ugly like this or so not the type of kid you prefer[0:07:06]   I got a real slim[0:07:09]   Margin for the type of kid. I'm willing to walk around with you know, if it's a girl if she has knotty hair[0:07:15]   I hate girls with knotty hair. I want their hair to be perfect their clothes have to be fitted[0:07:22]   You know, which is a big I can barely, you know do that with myself[0:07:25]   But a baby is constantly moving and shifting and growing. I want those clothes fitted[0:07:30]   I don't like when a baby's got like a baggie collar[0:07:33]   You know wearing some thin ass cheap ass baby and kids. No, I don't want my baby like that at all[0:07:40]   But I definitely just showed his girlfriend slash wife for the first time in that story. Well, okay, we'll go back to that[0:07:47]   Let's examine some of these. So here's that hobo baby. Look at that kid[0:07:51]   Really? I saw a kid just like this by the train tracks the other day. Yeah[0:07:56]   He's trying to drop any one of the boxcar kids or something. I[0:08:00]   Hate this fucking kid is that you know in people forget if you hate the dad you're allowed to despise the kid[0:08:09]   You know people really fall for this. They're like, I hate Chris man, and he should go to jail but[0:08:15]   Him and his son are a work of God[0:08:18]   No, they're not they're a work of I accidentally fucked some fucking prostitute lady and then she was gonna sue me[0:08:25]   So I had to have this hidden child. It's the same story that Drake went through[0:08:30]   You are hiding a child. Let's see this one[0:08:34]   Walking around I would say his apartment the the decorating is becoming outdated[0:08:39]   Wouldn't you say to bland to bland? Sorry Chris to bland. Let's see what he says[0:08:48]   Oh[0:08:49]   Okay, which one haven't we watched I think just his stories. Well, what about this? What's this little creeper?[0:08:56]   You know and he's doing this all the while more gory details keep coming out in this lawsuit[0:09:01]   I actually don't even like fried chicken, but I want some you're trying to[0:09:14]   You're trying to goof through these allegations your honor[0:09:19]   Wow, ooh, and then he makes this just despicable[0:09:24]   terrifying[0:09:27]   Witch Ian base, do you see that? He knows he can't even pull this off. He looks down. Oh, he's trying to hear[0:09:33]   Let's see this closer up. This really tells a lot. Look at this Jules[0:09:39]   She was trying to goof through the allegations I've seen people attempt this[0:09:46]   This is brand new[0:09:50]   Watch his face[0:09:56]   I[0:10:05]   Don't even need to drink today I could just watch that a few times what a wake-up[0:10:11]   Don't you want to see his nude titties, you know, we'll go back to that. Let's go back to that[0:10:16]   Let's do our first drink with which also involves deleted big star round here lately[0:10:20]   And thanks to everybody who helped me pray for this downfall here[0:10:24]   And again, I think the next one we got to go after we might have to wait 18 years if you want hobo kid[0:10:31]   What does that kiss name Samson?[0:10:33]   Yes, slappy Samson the hobo kid and I want to see the wife. I want to see them all[0:10:38]   Let's have the first drink together. You see there's a new bottle on my desk here[0:10:44]   Woodinville, how funny is that? Isn't that a funny name? Listen to that name Woodinville. Does anyone? Oh, yeah[0:10:51]   You know Woodinville, you know you go to the store I just see what they got now now I find it fun[0:10:58]   To get a new bottle every time why not, you know[0:11:02]   Before she I think this is what people didn't understand before we lived in[0:11:07]   Chicago all we had was the career liquor store to go to the Korean. They didn't have[0:11:13]   Woodinville there. They didn't have Buffalo trays. So we just got you know, the Jim Beam was easy. It was quick[0:11:19]   It was right next door it was right next door but now[0:11:23]   You know live in the life of luxury here[0:11:26]   You know, you've got Buffalo trays. You've got options Woodinville[0:11:31]   Which is a terrible name. Has anybody heard of this?[0:11:34]   Woodinville. All right, let's get Chris off the the screen and we'll do our first drink today you guys excited[0:11:40]   What do people have I have Johnny black?[0:11:43]   It's gonna do she isn't it Johnny black Johnny Walker. You're a whiskey guy now, so you can't make fun[0:11:49]   I am a whiskey guy now so I can make fun of people[0:11:53]   Johnny Walker black. I don't want to see any of those brands. I want you going obscure. There's so many obscure Woodinville[0:12:00]   Imagine going down to Woodinville and seeing the sights. That's where Chris's kid is from[0:12:05]   Woodinville looks like some kind of creature from Woodinville to me. This is a straight bourbon whiskey. It's pot distilled[0:12:12]   It's got alcohol in it[0:12:15]   It's real real craft whiskey and made in wa ooh, Washington State[0:12:20]   There are there a lot of liberals down there. I think what a liberals know about whiskey. I thought all they drink is soy water[0:12:28]   All right. This is Woodinville. Let's do it. Ooh[0:12:32]   I don't like this type of opening here. This is a Santino thinks this opening is cool[0:12:37]   He likes a what do they call that where you drink out of that gay shiny bottle carafe not the carafe the[0:12:45]   Whiskey decanter. Yes[0:12:47]   Santino likes a decanter. Nothing looks worse than a decanter and a baseball cap in the same scene[0:12:54]   So this is as far as I'll go. Let's have some Woodinville[0:12:57]   You could quote me that red bar quotes Instagram should say that nothing. He likes to go[0:13:02]   Have you seen this red bar quotes Instagram just followed him. I almost think he's setting me up to get sued or something[0:13:07]   He only puts the most vile[0:13:10]   Edge Lordy, I mean he goes back to 2007. It's always like threat[0:13:14]   I want to hit a Chinese person in the face with a shovel and it seems like he likes all these[0:13:20]   But he always picks out the most violent[0:13:22]   I think he's trying to set us up for something. I do too and he picks out the violent. He writes it in[0:13:28]   In text and then he matches it with the video or audio version. So yeah, he probably wouldn't put that in there anything funny[0:13:35]   He likes the pain stuff, which is good[0:13:38]   I like that I give some people some light cute funny stuff. I give some people some violent[0:13:44]   sadistic[0:13:46]   Stuff, you know, I learned a lot from that Elisa Lam documentary. They had a[0:13:51]   Great guy on there. He was like a death metal singer. Remember this guy. Yes[0:13:57]   In the Elisa Lam documentary where there was a death metal singer guy and[0:14:01]   He was like crazy and he this whole thing was morbid was his name pull up morbid[0:14:07]   He's his name is morbid[0:14:09]   Which is sick. I wish I had like a name like that[0:14:13]   Hey, what's that guy's name, man? Mike right? Oh, no. No, it's not my his name is morbid[0:14:18]   You know, but that doesn't really work for me, but it works well for him[0:14:22]   and he makes these music videos about killing women and all his[0:14:26]   Songs are about killing people and it looks very real[0:14:30]   And[0:14:32]   Then I go, yeah what happened to that what happened to just putting on this[0:14:36]   Psychotic thing and it was you know, they allowed Marilyn Manson to do it morbid was allowed to do it[0:14:43]   Even Eminem you're allowed to do all these songs about killing people Marilyn Manson does real crimes. Yes[0:14:49]   I know I understand but in a podcast they don't give you any of that[0:14:54]   creative freedom to kill people or talk about[0:14:58]   Destroying people are killing people but in a movie or song they love it[0:15:02]   iTunes and Apple they're in bed with the Django Unchained. They're killing people in that film[0:15:09]   I'm just talking about killing people and then I follow a man then if you watch the Tarantino movie and every time somebody got shot[0:15:15]   They did a close-up on the dead guy's face and he said we're just kidding and then it moved on[0:15:20]   That's what I have to do here if I make a statement about killing somebody or tearing somebody up[0:15:27]   It's the worst thing in the world to some people can't I just say listen from here on out every death thing is a[0:15:36]   Creative endeavor[0:15:38]   Okay. All right. Let's have our first drink[0:15:40]   I like that people like the death stuff a lot of people are afraid to really just I want to bash that kids[0:15:46]   I think it what it is is mixing the real people[0:15:50]   With the killing the killings, although I think I've seen movies where they go. I want to kill this leader[0:15:56]   I want to kill the president, you know, they're kidding in the movie, too[0:16:01]   So I just want to can I say this I'm not gonna tell you whose son it is[0:16:04]   But I want to bash this kids head in with the back of an axe[0:16:09]   Until it's I saw another movie where they did the best under the Silver Lake[0:16:13]   Yes, love that movie whose head does he bash in the songwriter spoiler alert?[0:16:18]   Goes to the songwriters house. It's very similar to me[0:16:21]   I'm very similar to the songwriter and under the Silver Lake and he bashes his head in with Kurt Cobain's guitar, right?[0:16:28]   Smashes it and then it does that thing where it opens up like one of those[0:16:33]   Big chocolate eggs that you hit with a hammer at a fancy restaurant all the smoke comes out[0:16:38]   They're doing that a lot in movies now where they bash somebody's head in they did this in mid-summer[0:16:44]   They where they bash somebody's head in and it turns to mush and it caves in does that really happen[0:16:50]   Or does it stay supported a little bit more?[0:16:53]   I don't want to cave in and how do you bash somebody's head and see the cave in and then keep going if I saw the[0:16:58]   Cave and I'd get sick. I'd run[0:17:01]   All right, we got a new song by low[0:17:06]   Blogan[0:17:08]   Very professional guy this guy has had the biggest rise[0:17:13]   From shit. I think so. What else is low Blogan done this guy said those two shitty songs[0:17:17]   We made fun of but then he redeemed himself with a big Mike Stewie song[0:17:22]   Stewie[0:17:23]   Yes, I love Stewie man. I might get a big Stewie back tattoo[0:17:29]   This one's called sex rips. Why did you disappear for a year?[0:17:35]   It's only sitting at 512 views post this one in the chat afterwards and we'll use this as our drinking song[0:17:42]   I love this in the videos even better[0:17:45]   Let's enjoy Chris D'Elia and me Mike. Welcome to red bar. This was always about[0:17:53]   Sex to me my life[0:17:57]   Was[0:17:59]   And I hear sex[0:18:01]   it[0:18:04]   Mean sex[0:18:08]   Cheers[0:18:12]   I mean sex[0:18:22]   Look at all the allegations on the screen again. He really got a ball[0:18:28]   You're a cheat a line dirty cheat[0:18:31]   Why did you disappear?[0:18:35]   Isn't an all wood room unfinished it does look like the inside of a pine box[0:18:42]   And[0:18:56]   It turns out you had a secret life of sin[0:19:00]   The sex it's about the line. No, it looks bad and sex rips[0:19:08]   Look at these allegations[0:19:12]   You disappear[0:19:16]   It's got really all kid he was never[0:19:20]   Sex rips sex rips again sex[0:19:26]   Sex rips[0:19:33]   Reality the world your family your son the biggest lie you can tell is to cheat[0:19:42]   This is a pale guy[0:19:49]   Why did you disappear[0:19:59]   Come to my hotel room and let's have sex let's make outlets let's do this. Let's do that and[0:20:05]   What he was actually accused[0:20:13]   Of exposing himself to the hotel[0:20:26]   Know any better at the age of 40[0:20:31]   Now the problem here is everybody has welcomed him back everybody[0:20:37]   There's no reason you need to be sitting like this unless you've done something to them kids[0:20:50]   That's all him low blow good, huh sex rips pretty good[0:20:54]   I like he really picked out some good parts the sit-up is funny. I[0:20:59]   Love when we're going over somebody yelling sit up. I[0:21:03]   Mean really that would I mean that would[0:21:07]   Intimidate me that Brandon McSweeney guy aka low blow blow gun[0:21:11]   He is he came out with two songs. Everybody made fun of him bullied him. We are so hard[0:21:16]   Yeah, BBG. They laughed at him. He didn't take it personal. He worked hard and he came up with you worked hard[0:21:23]   Grew up he impressed everybody. Look what you could become on this show[0:21:28]   And this has led to people like tapping skins, you know much tapping skin views get now on his videos[0:21:34]   thousands no like millions[0:21:36]   556[0:21:38]   What?[0:21:40]   It could lead to a lot of you believe me you'd have a lot less views without red bar[0:21:46]   Five hundred six hundred views if you make one of these videos we have some exciting, you know what I'm excited about on today's show[0:21:53]   More[0:21:56]   Comedians talking about us some big big guys and[0:22:01]   This wasn't even put in the bring-back group. This went over a lot of people's heads this week[0:22:06]   I'll tell you this. We got a lot of Kevin Brennan talking about us. I'm not sure what to think about him. I know although[0:22:13]   Let's play some of that Kevin Brennan[0:22:17]   Is he taking this[0:22:19]   Personally is he twisted is he kind of Kumi his little bitch now[0:22:25]   You know, he ran back to Kumi it remember we covered all this Kumi a Dave Landau Kevin Brennan stuff[0:22:31]   Kevin is of course Neil Brennan's[0:22:34]   Younger cuter brother. He lives out of New York[0:22:38]   He's got a family[0:22:40]   You know, I hate to I like to preface this[0:22:43]   We got I don't even like to say this because this sounds like you're some sort of regular show[0:22:49]   Excuses here when I say we got no beef with Kevin or something like that[0:22:53]   Cuz other shows you hear that all the time. Oh, we got no problem with this guy[0:22:57]   But then let me just tell you what I think about you got a problem[0:23:02]   You know, technically I yes, I of course I have a problem with him. He's not free to be[0:23:09]   But he's not like one of these guys. I'm targeting and he needs to be stopped and let's get him[0:23:16]   We would love to have him on this show on our last episode on scars Club if you join that club yet Jules scars Club[0:23:24]   They haven't got around to it red bar radio dotnet slash scars Club support this show. Don't just freeload[0:23:32]   Support the show. It's very cheap. It's very reasonable and you get a lot for your money at the scars Club[0:23:39]   Please support the show make the right decision today[0:23:42]   But on that last episode, I think we almost did ten hours on the last episode by the way[0:23:47]   Hopefully we could beat that record today[0:23:50]   We begged for Kevin Brennan to call in call in call in I say and he ignored the messages[0:23:58]   He ignored Jules his personal messages to him. He ignored the fans screaming and barking at him Kevin call in and[0:24:06]   We're gonna hear why today[0:24:08]   He decided to ignore those[0:24:11]   Demands and he's got a pretty good excuse. He's actually got the most[0:24:19]   Reliable excuse I've ever heard we have that tape here. Yep. It's at the top. All right, wait till you hear this[0:24:24]   This is Neil Brennan's brother. So I'm just as good I basically co-created that Chappelle show now[0:24:29]   That's how I look at it[0:24:30]   If I'm connected to somebody who's connected to the guy from Chappelle show that I'm part of that Chappelle[0:24:36]   So that's how I feel[0:24:37]   I've always felt like that. Who was it where something happened? I'm like, I'm basically on HBO's girls[0:24:44]   because of this[0:24:46]   Anything that ties me to anything. I feel like I'm part of now[0:24:50]   I feel like I was part of this whole election cycle because I know Gavin I[0:24:55]   Feel like I was a part of I feel like I was a part of Howard Stern coming up because I know Kumiya[0:25:02]   You[0:25:04]   See how that works. That's how I interpret it[0:25:08]   Anybody else Kevin Brennan can't stop bringing us up and there's a lot of this year. Where do we start here today?[0:25:14]   No, no, no, this is this is not it[0:25:16]   Well, I got here are two time codes floating in the damn water and an in hot water link[0:25:22]   Let's scroll up. The link should be right. No, I got nothing there on mine the link is all right[0:25:27]   Well figure it out Jules and get back to us here today. I sent it to you in a text[0:25:31]   Here's the text here. She's gonna bring up here. Welcome to yeah, it's not really gonna work here like this[0:25:38]   Let me restart. Yeah, I know look Jules look what it does said here doesn't doesn't let me use that link[0:25:45]   So we're I'm gonna restart[0:25:47]   This program here. Hold on a sec, and we'll see if we sync up now[0:25:51]   I know it's very embarrassing for you and stuff like this happens on the show[0:25:57]   and[0:25:59]   Comes out of my pocket here. It doesn't matter if yours is fun. Okay, here we go. It's here now. This is beautiful[0:26:05]   So this is from Kevin Brennan's talk show. He's got a talk show. He's got about 50 talk shows[0:26:10]   Again, I make these little comments. I[0:26:14]   Really am trying to explain how this does not not the same. It's not the same. We're not going after Kevin Brennan[0:26:20]   But he should really decide to come on this show and today the offer still stands and maybe hopefully[0:26:27]   During the show I could like re-explain myself and it'll hear that or somebody will tell him and they'll go Oh Kevin[0:26:33]   I understand and you're right to think the way you did but this guy[0:26:37]   He's sincere. He just wants to talk[0:26:41]   Please Kevin, please[0:26:43]   Please just speak to him. Please do that. Here it is. Kevin Brennan be rates[0:26:49]   David Landau and Bob Kelly we're gonna start at[0:26:53]   4020[0:26:55]   4020 look at that. All right, and let's see what he says here[0:27:00]   about us[0:27:01]   Up, it's one of these pop-up shows again on zoom. You got some great-looking guys here[0:27:07]   Now who is this? Is this this Chad Zumach?[0:27:10]   I think so[0:27:11]   Yes every day and I don't know who this Chad Zumach is[0:27:15]   but every day somebody sends me an email with court papers and[0:27:20]   Criminal records and police reports about this guy. I[0:27:25]   Don't have the patience to look through any of this stuff, but apparently he's done it all[0:27:30]   What did I say about that guy? Who's that family channel guy that we popped up on YouTube the other day and I go didn't he?[0:27:37]   me too[0:27:38]   Roman Atwood, this is why you don't want to be in the news cycle for anything during this cancel culture stuff[0:27:44]   This guy Roman Atwood[0:27:47]   He runs a family channel on YouTube. Have you heard of this where the whole family's involved and they're running around their basic house[0:27:55]   Now what did he get busted for he didn't get busted somebody do wadded him. Oh, look at that[0:28:01]   That's that's even better. Somebody swatted him and it made the Philip DeFranco show[0:28:08]   That's when Logan said why can't this happen? Oh, okay. Sure now listen to this[0:28:13]   a[0:28:14]   Month goes by and I see this Roman Atwood on the sky[0:28:17]   I don't know him from Adam and I see him come on the screen and I go[0:28:20]   Oh, yeah, didn't this guy like child rape someone or groom some that's how he's[0:28:28]   Remembered by me and you go Mike. Why would you and then I asked what did he do and she goes?[0:28:32]   Oh, he was just swatted[0:28:34]   But it doesn't matter if you're brought up on one of these Philip DeFranco style. So if you're on tea session Spilly[0:28:41]   Spill says[0:28:46]   That's how I remember you anybody who's got any sort of Oh what happened to him[0:28:51]   It did it all boils down to did he rape did he me too?[0:28:56]   Did he hit a woman did he child groom and you're kind of all remembered as that?[0:29:03]   congratulations[0:29:05]   Congratulations in this chat room. I like I don't know if he got busted with a parking ticket or a[0:29:11]   Rape, but it's all the same in my mind now. It's all his devious. It's all his dark. Didn't see how that works[0:29:18]   So here's Kevin Brennan. We got to get Kevin some new frames[0:29:24]   Now he's talking about my friends. What's wrong? He's funny[0:29:28]   He's a great guy and hopefully like Owen Benjamin. He comes around[0:29:33]   Who's this guy here? Anyone know him? I think is the original guy who said who mentioned you?[0:29:40]   Remember this I've been mentioned. Oh that little[0:29:44]   Look at this fucking nothing and I actually just realized I think he messaged me on Twitter[0:29:49]   You better not be messaging my wife bro on Twitter. Is that guy's name?[0:29:54]   Hold on. Look at this guy the amazing Vito. I thought his name was shelled peanut[0:30:02]   The amazing Vico because if that's the amazing you'll kill I'll kill myself if that's his name[0:30:08]   I will kill mice. I really will. I can't deal with that today. The amazing Vico is after me Vito Vito[0:30:16]   If that's him, which I'm not sure but someone named the amazing Vito messaged me and said hi Jules. Hope you are[0:30:21]   Well, can I come on red bar? Oh, yeah, you could come on rubber. Come on red barrel stab your eyes out with something sharp[0:30:27]   I was one of the comics that Mike Smith sang a yes get him on the fucking show already. What are you doing here?[0:30:34]   Well, then message him now say Skype in now or else Mike is furious look at this guy's picking his ears[0:30:42]   Go ahead[0:30:44]   Anyways thought it would be funny. Oh, that's him. He said this to you. Yes. You spoke to my wife behind my back[0:30:50]   Oh, you're fucked. You are fucked. I hope you like a year of hell[0:30:55]   So, let's see what they say about me[0:30:59]   Yes, of course I want everybody on who's on TV[0:31:03]   So here are these three fucking[0:31:05]   Momos from the Momo factory. Okay, which is basically like that[0:31:10]   Can you believe Kevin Brennan bought some house plants?[0:31:13]   Did he get these from sill the sill calm or maybe Bloomscape or urban agenda?[0:31:19]   Can you believe Kevin Brandon? There's a scene in his life where he picks out these house plants and[0:31:25]   Puts them there and goes that looks God[0:31:27]   Wait, why does Kevin Brennan have this holy rosary hanging from his wall? Look at this[0:31:33]   It's like a woman's necklace with a cross a rosary by the way is a woman's necklace with a cross[0:31:39]   by the way, the cross is the scariest item around and[0:31:45]   Of course, he's wearing these this is what my plastic surgeon wears when he does laser surgery on my butt[0:31:51]   Okay, look at this guy[0:31:53]   With those glasses[0:31:55]   So let's hear what they say about wait till you hear this[0:31:57]   So on the last show remember I was telling get him on the phone get him on the phone[0:32:01]   He has the best excuse not to come on red bar[0:32:05]   But we got to clear the air and this is a giant misunderstanding. But listen, it is very funny stuff[0:32:12]   Love being mentioned love being part of it. Here you go. You're missing out[0:32:18]   Yeah[0:32:24]   Shit about red bar. I want to talk shit about so they do excuse me skin a[0:32:30]   This guy just said let's talk shit about red bar. He loves you[0:32:33]   I guess you understand what would happen if you followed through with that. Look at this guy here. I[0:32:40]   Mean really not since I was in zanies Nashville in 1985 on a Wednesday. Have I seen a stand-up comic of this stature?[0:32:48]   Let's talk shit about my let's talk how about I come there and I do stuff to you your family your friends[0:32:54]   your accounts[0:32:56]   You know, they don't know who I am. They don't know what I'm capable of[0:33:00]   Imagine and they think you know, they're playing with fire these guys it gets them off[0:33:05]   It's almost like they mentioned red bar. It's like doing a sniff of coke or something. It's like doing heroin. It's like skydiving to them[0:33:13]   You could tell they like really don't want to do this, but they bring it up it wakes them up like a[0:33:19]   in an adrenaline shot[0:33:21]   It they've really found I think these comedians have found that when they mention red bar[0:33:26]   It exhilarates them they get a thrill from it a dangerous thrill almost like an S&M style kink[0:33:34]   To them where they're hurting themselves[0:33:37]   But the pleasure is so sexual to that Kevin's face. Oh[0:33:42]   That's what Kevin would look like if I shot him in the eye[0:33:48]   This is what Kevin would look like if I shot him through the eye through the glasses, hold on come on I[0:33:54]   Might sue YouTube for not allowing me. What if I did an official lawsuit to YouTube?[0:34:00]   I'm like I tried to go back to make it look like I shot some guy through the eye and your program froze[0:34:06]   Denial of service[0:34:08]   Alright, let's see what they say about me. What is the time code here? 40 20. Yes. All right[0:34:15]   You're gonna love this and Kevin's right this other guy get me his name grand Vico[0:34:21]   The V Vito I think is named VI veto. Imagine you're in New York. Your name is fucking veto[0:34:29]   You should be scrubbing my shoes with a piece of newspaper[0:34:32]   Giving me a $1 slice of pizzas, huh? It's a peace offering you're missing out. Here we go[0:34:40]   Yeah[0:34:44]   Let's talk shit about red bar. I want to talk shit about so they do a theme song for me, too[0:34:50]   I'll play their theme song[0:34:52]   What I saw red bar made you a theme song for your podcast because you were shitting on them[0:34:58]   so I want to shit on them so they make fun of uh,[0:35:01]   How about instead of making you a theme song I go to the courts and have your kids taken from you[0:35:07]   based on a lie that I come[0:35:11]   Kevin gets a theme song you[0:35:14]   Say bye-bye to them kids. I bet he has kids these type of New York guys. They have a kid or two[0:35:21]   Does rich Voss have a kid with that Bonnie MacFarlane that psycho?[0:35:26]   They posted rich Voss posted a picture he couldn't help but he went and got some vintage stereo[0:35:31]   that's pretty shot after in the high-fidelity world and[0:35:35]   He couldn't help but post about it's probably the most expensive thing he's ever purchased in his life[0:35:42]   but[0:35:43]   When trying to flex with his new stereo, he included his entire[0:35:48]   entertainment system in the photo and[0:35:52]   And sitting on top of this TV Council[0:35:58]   Just because he wanted to flex sitting on top of this TV Council, you know, rich Ross the community here it is[0:36:06]   So he wanted to show off this stereo, okay, and apparently up this is yeah audio files[0:36:12]   I finally got my stereo system. It's a 40 year old[0:36:16]   Mark Marantz[0:36:18]   Founded a garage. Okay, very nice. Very nice find[0:36:21]   But because he wanted to flex so bad[0:36:24]   First of all, he exposes this TV cabinet that I wouldn't drop my worst enemies from a sixth-story[0:36:32]   walk-up, okay[0:36:34]   how[0:36:35]   hideous[0:36:37]   how[0:36:39]   Disturbing it's this old. I mean really this is something that you would see at like a Salvation Army[0:36:46]   It's sitting there with the price tag, you know[0:36:50]   $38 OBO[0:36:52]   No one's buying it. It doesn't really stand the test of time[0:36:58]   But up top is where the real problem starts and I know we jumped around here[0:37:03]   We're gonna do Kevin Brennan, but we're doing rich Ross. Here is[0:37:07]   the television[0:37:08]   And I do consider this to be a television because what a vision it is[0:37:14]   it appears to be a[0:37:16]   37 inch to 42 inch[0:37:19]   Sanyo[0:37:22]   Black plastic it's got a bezel[0:37:27]   The size of my cock[0:37:31]   Which is very wide[0:37:33]   It's got a dusty[0:37:36]   pedestal[0:37:37]   Oval stand that you could crack if you put enough palm pressure on it[0:37:43]   It's so thick that you can see a reflection of the light[0:37:46]   Yeah side while you're trying well[0:37:47]   You could see a reflection of rich rich Ross crookedly holding his camera to take a shot of this stereo here[0:37:53]   But I mean the bezel is so thick. Look at all that light. It's capture. Yeah[0:37:58]   everything is covered in a thick layer of[0:38:02]   schmaltz[0:38:03]   And smears in the asshole. This is my favorite part the asshole like the old Jewish asshole[0:38:11]   he is he took off his little glasses and[0:38:14]   Put them on the top and then backed up and futzed with his camera like this[0:38:22]   We took his glasses out to work the camera you understand how[0:38:27]   Mighty gems that is or that gems a24 movie with Adam Sandler that could be[0:38:33]   And he's got a little Roku box so that he could save money. He couldn't afford that Apple TV Apple TV wants[0:38:40]   $1.99[0:38:41]   So he gets the Roku box, you know, this thing hasn't had an available update to its software since[0:38:49]   2008[0:38:51]   He's got a physical pen here. I[0:38:54]   Mean really quite the disaster and I'm sure these speakers aren't good. They're secondhand. You could see the where in the[0:39:03]   You know this this part of the speaker here[0:39:07]   Absolutely disgusting and if these guys need money[0:39:10]   Holler at me. I'd like to pimp their homes[0:39:14]   You know, I thought about buying is it rude to buy somebody a brand new entertainment center with the TV[0:39:20]   We were thinking about doing that with your parents. They got a TV just like this year[0:39:23]   Is it rude to to do that because then it's almost like saying like we're so sick. We don't want to come over[0:39:30]   You don't even have a new TV[0:39:32]   You know that really mucks up a house to not have a new TV, so that's rich false[0:39:37]   Let's talk to a Kevin Brennan here. He's not that[0:39:41]   Amused with all this stuff that I'm doing to him. It's making him look weak[0:39:47]   And I wasn't born to make look weak[0:39:51]   But he's good. He's good. He's a good sport. Let's hear what he says and again[0:39:56]   I'm gonna try to avoid this veto guy because he gets me[0:40:00]   Distracted here you go my podcast so they make me a theme song. I'll play it. I'll play this my three[0:40:07]   You can't ask someone to make you a theme song. That's not how it works. Then I won't then they won't make it. Fuck[0:40:14]   You have to act like that'll be the worst thing that ever had the worst thing[0:40:19]   You're you're absolutely awful this amazing veto. You're absolutely awful at this[0:40:25]   You know all of these groups of guys it used to be you would had have one friend in the group[0:40:31]   Who was just the pick on?[0:40:32]   scapegoat[0:40:34]   Whipping boyfriend that you could kind of just throw insults at now. It's like there's one main guy in seven whipping boys[0:40:43]   with no self-respect and no dignity[0:40:47]   Listen how this guy conducts his life here[0:40:52]   Cram that microphone through the back of your head[0:40:55]   Into the wall and you're stuck and apparently he was killed by Mike Dave the killing stuffs coming in hard[0:41:01]   Yeah, someone said FYI Ray DeVito lives in his this is Ray DeVito, I guess. Oh, well, come on[0:41:08]   I've heard that name before you called him the amazing veto saying that's the[0:41:13]   Username of the account that message. I'm gonna just go ahead and assume. This is Adam Corolla the ace man[0:41:19]   Look at him. Oh, yeah[0:41:22]   Yeah, laugh Kevin Brennan laugh talking. That's the ace man, everybody[0:41:26]   They just wanted you to know he lives in his niece's bedroom. No joke. He lives in his niece's[0:41:33]   Bedroom and she's in the bedroom[0:41:37]   Where did she where she in the belly[0:41:40]   You know, he's got boxes they stole from the post office to keep his stuff in you know[0:41:46]   This closet that I could slightly push him through[0:41:51]   Man all right, let's hear what these fuckers have to say[0:41:55]   And it's gonna be very enjoyable[0:41:58]   You have to act like that'll be the worst thing that ever happened the worst thing[0:42:03]   theme song[0:42:04]   Watching red bar last night. I made a clip probably Joe exotic and I was watching red bar last night. Someone made a clip[0:42:13]   Shout outs to the LA Clippers who my Clippers went[0:42:17]   Crazy after the last show where I said clip it all at us who's mad at us[0:42:22]   Oh, I thought you were talking about how they were mad. Oh, they'll be fine[0:42:26]   The Clippers went crazy. They multiplied by 60[0:42:30]   After I said clip me like crazy and they multiplied the clips that are coming out are absurd now[0:42:38]   Some of these are people just videotaping the speaker with red bar coming out of it[0:42:43]   So one guy just videotaping his floor[0:42:46]   There's a lot of it. This is like a clip of red bar. Now. You see me for a second then you hear[0:42:53]   No, I'm good, I'm okay, it's like a guy at a store and they're saying you can't film it's really weird. I[0:43:02]   Love it and these guys are seeing the clips now, they're watching these distorted clips[0:43:07]   And that's why I ask if you're gonna clip, please[0:43:11]   Figure out how to do it in 1080p minimum[0:43:16]   Get the frame rate right get that audio, right? It should look just like the live stream. Okay?[0:43:22]   No distorted or and because I want to impress these people[0:43:26]   I don't want them to think I have some joke show that because they don't even know these old-timers[0:43:30]   They think if they see a clip of red bar on YouTube that it's from me[0:43:35]   Along with half the internet. I mean it'll literally say red bar fan channel not associated with Mike or red bar[0:43:42]   And they'll directly talk to me in the comments. You really think and it's like yes[0:43:47]   I am scanning all the comments and all the clips[0:43:50]   Respond to those comments as if they are you yeah[0:43:54]   It's really crazy. There are more clips of me than any other podcast that exists[0:44:01]   And I do read the comments on those but I can't respond to them[0:44:07]   Because I would be crazy. You can't be responding to commenters on a Clippers channel about you[0:44:14]   But I do read them and some of them are off[0:44:18]   According to how I want to be interpreted. All right, let's listen to these guys. Have a drink with me[0:44:24]   We got the ace man. We got Chad Zumach who look into this man apparent every week[0:44:29]   He's hauled off to jail for some petty crime[0:44:32]   or giant crime[0:44:34]   At one point he's he's he like zoomed in on Adam who was like looking because Adam wasn't that's what I saw to[0:44:43]   That he zoomed in at Adam who Adam was not even looking at screen[0:44:46]   He was probably looking at a monitor, but he's like who the fuck is this guy?[0:44:52]   It brings Jordan. They know about zoom ins. They know so when people see this they go. Oh that he's zooming in[0:45:00]   I like that. I always figure they won't get it[0:45:03]   But look at the joy it brings them he goes at one point[0:45:06]   He was zooming in on that and it's like they mean to bring it up to say that it was[0:45:13]   Unsatisfactory with them, but they all end up look at the smile[0:45:16]   He hasn't been this happy in a while[0:45:19]   So he sees this he sees his friends getting roasted[0:45:23]   Hearing stuff about them that he'd kill to say but he's too weak[0:45:27]   To say so that makes me happy. Let's hear the rest[0:45:32]   And does he ever does he ever chime in and it really made me laugh[0:45:36]   That's the that's the problem if you get if you get you don't want a guy[0:45:40]   the problem with like[0:45:42]   It's a fine line between like not talking talking too much[0:45:47]   But like a Crowder there's six white dudes like by it's talking over each other like that's stupid[0:45:53]   You know what dude so I try to keep it never too many people. Oh, yeah that particular show[0:45:58]   I think we had five people so I like that's too many. I try to keep it not too many people[0:46:05]   That's why I kept it to five[0:46:08]   That's a lot. That's way too many men. I've never spoke to five guys at one time in my life[0:46:16]   It's homosexual it's homoerotic[0:46:18]   Erotic I don't need to talk plus also Adams the producer so he doesn't really[0:46:23]   Everything there's a producer to this. Well, you gave him 50 minutes of content[0:46:27]   He talked about that five-minute segment for like 50 minutes. I know and I laugh so I shout out to red bar[0:46:33]   I'm making you like when he was shitting on Adam. I was like, I can't believe I'm making these old men laugh[0:46:38]   You know just five years ago. I was a little kid and these guys were full adults[0:46:42]   Now you got Owen Benjamin this guy they're all laughing cuz I got gray hair[0:46:46]   They think we're the same age now or something. These guys are 50 20 30 years older than me. I[0:46:53]   Still, you know assume that I'm just a little kid. These guys are old guys. They shouldn't even[0:47:00]   But I guess I'm older than them now[0:47:03]   I want someone to pay attention to focus on me for that. It doesn't happen if you like for it. Jesus Christ. I suck[0:47:11]   I'm a piece of shit[0:47:14]   Imagine if I said that about myself. Oh, I suck. I'm a piece of shit. Oh[0:47:19]   My I'm down in the dumps[0:47:22]   Look at you. Hopefully there's no family involved in you low-life, New York person[0:47:28]   Yeah, New York's got some low lives[0:47:32]   Living in it these pizza guys[0:47:34]   Gravelry got going this hot Dane cook rivalry raid the veto versus what a great cookie[0:47:40]   Gold albums of the same album behind them the whole time. It's like how it's like dude, you know, this documentary is not about you[0:47:46]   It's about Patrice O'Neill[0:47:49]   Everything's about thing. Okay, so they're gonna get back to it here. We're gonna fast forward to 48[0:47:54]   Yeah, well that now that I think of it. I think the part you're talking about is in the in hot water clip[0:47:58]   Oh, really? Okay. Well, let's do 48. Let's finish this up. No the summoning me[0:48:04]   He did this on his show we listen to it it was on his show it's an audio version or something the Sun[0:48:09]   Yeah, there's an on in hot water. It's in the comments of that link though. Oh[0:48:14]   It is okay. We're gonna do 48 minutes. And again, we're looking for Kevin Brennan's excuse[0:48:21]   Why he won't come on the show hang out with me. I'll hang out with all these disasters[0:48:28]   You'll hang out with seven guys on zoom you won't hang out with the king[0:48:34]   Forty eight[0:48:36]   Minutes here. Let's hear this and then we're gonna dig him. We got a bunch of clips here today 48 minutes. Here we go[0:48:44]   I'm on zoom ox. I[0:48:49]   Feel like this part isn't that good. Okay. Well and you again you should go to the next link. Okay[0:48:56]   Okay, I think there we go. Goodbye. I just like seeing him here he is on in hot water[0:49:03]   Okay, I'll play that first[0:49:05]   Sure, and then there's more or you can go to the clips from his podcaster in the comments. You'll see it. It's like[0:49:10]   Yeah, this misery loves company Kevin Brennan show today. I paid three dollars. It's audio only. Here we go[0:49:20]   Well, yeah they say anyway and then yesterday Chrissy mark calls me cuz I guess I I'd ask I think you know on the air[0:49:28]   I said I said hey[0:49:31]   Is it true that that the FBI came to[0:49:36]   Confound media cuz they want to talk to Chrissy mayor. So this is interesting. There's another little thing going on here[0:49:43]   Kevin Brennan's out running around, you know, Chrissy Mark gums[0:49:47]   Big redheaded big big fat lady. I mean really big rotund fat lady[0:49:52]   A lot of you guys see her from these up[0:49:56]   Angle camera shots where it shows her face[0:49:59]   it does slimmer down and then you see her cleavage and some of you are so distorted and[0:50:07]   In dry and woman-hungry that you see this in it it reminds you[0:50:14]   It reminds you of sex. Okay, I[0:50:19]   Need a lot of guys to I think I don't think guys understand this a lot of women[0:50:25]   You don't necessarily think they're hot. You don't necessarily like them. They remind you of[0:50:32]   Sex maybe and then you're too stupid to figure out. Oh, well, I don't like her but oh, yeah, she[0:50:40]   Reminds me that sex is available. And now I'm kind of my mind's going into that realm[0:50:46]   There are people out there and believe me there are thousands of them out there and some people in the bring-back group. We've even caught[0:50:54]   they[0:50:55]   think Chrissy Marr is[0:50:57]   sexy it sparks[0:51:03]   Horniness in them it makes them start going down that sexual Avenue[0:51:09]   she is[0:51:11]   300 pounds she's got gums the size of the Sears Tower[0:51:18]   She's got a receding hairline and I I mean really she's a disaster[0:51:25]   So for you to lend[0:51:29]   Your feelings[0:51:31]   Your horniness to a person like that. It's a disgrace towards all of humanity and[0:51:38]   She gets off on it[0:51:40]   She knows when she puts that camera 60 feet into the air angled down with the pink lighting that it[0:51:47]   Transforms her into something that you could see yourself[0:51:51]   Jacking off in front of you're wrong[0:51:57]   You must always remember[0:51:59]   The body that lies beneath the frame[0:52:03]   Okay, you must always remember what that looks like and if I could take a full[0:52:10]   Full[0:52:12]   Daylight photo of her hanging there naked like this fully butt naked just hanging there. No shadows[0:52:18]   daylight exposing all the folds[0:52:21]   You'd be so sickened. It's almost like I want to break into her house and film her[0:52:28]   Naked so I could show you how[0:52:31]   Really? It would look like Tony Soprano in the shower if I got a the right shot. It would look like Tony[0:52:38]   Soprano who's that guy? He's dead. What's the guy?[0:52:42]   Anthony Fattino[0:52:44]   Tony Soprano[0:52:46]   That's what her body looks like Tony Soprano with red[0:52:50]   Dread locks. So any idea that this is a[0:52:54]   Whoo, this girl sets the night on fire. No, no, no, even Kumiya gets tricked[0:53:00]   That she does this thing that I could see it does not work on me. I[0:53:05]   Watch it work on you. It's this[0:53:08]   flirtatious[0:53:10]   Thing that she does and it works on certain pigs[0:53:14]   Certain animals she knows how to work men[0:53:16]   She knows how to she's a succubus to men with no self-esteem men who know they could only get fat chicks. I[0:53:24]   Watched this happen to an old co-host of ours James Fritz[0:53:28]   You'd pull up the hottest chick in the world on Instagram or something. Yeah, I don't like that. I like bigger[0:53:33]   No, no, no you your mind your type has been twisted into liking fatter[0:53:40]   uglier girls because throughout your life those were the girls that you could get[0:53:45]   So your brain starts tricking you into thinking that that's what you're actually attracted to. It's not what you're attracted to[0:53:52]   it's just what you're most comfortable with and[0:53:55]   They forget about that. So if you give Chrissy Mara compliment, which I watch her get daily[0:54:02]   You're a sinner and you're going to God's hell, okay[0:54:08]   So he's talking about Chrissy Mara apparently Chrissy Mara was at the insurrection[0:54:14]   And I could tell you why I think she was there[0:54:17]   She denies that she was there Kevin Brennan says she was there and that the FBI came to compound media[0:54:24]   asking around about her I[0:54:27]   Believe she was there because she denies it similar to the way she denies[0:54:32]   stealing Christmas presents, which I know[0:54:36]   She admitted to doing the whole reason she's on this show is because we caught her[0:54:42]   Telling a story about how she stole Christmas presents from some family[0:54:47]   Who was sitting at the table next to him at the compound media Christmas dinner?[0:54:51]   she's sold thousands of dollars worth of clothing and[0:54:55]   Bragged about it and then when we pointed out that that was terrible. She pretends that it never happened. She's the Josh Denny of[0:55:03]   women same hair same bod and[0:55:07]   The way she claims and you'll see this coming up on in hot water[0:55:12]   She claimed she wasn't at the insurrection. It's the same thing. She was so excited to go[0:55:18]   She was one of the leaders of this insurrection[0:55:20]   And then when it turned out that it was bad to be there and you're gonna go to jail now[0:55:26]   She was never there now. It's a lie, and she's pretty pissed off about it. I didn't even know that about her[0:55:33]   I guarantee she was there[0:55:35]   She was the medic she was the nurse she was dressed in a nurse costume[0:55:40]   like a World War two nurse and she's[0:55:44]   You know fixing people up and giving blowjobs to the guys on the horses[0:55:49]   Alright, let's hear this Kevin Brennan going after Chrissy. I know a big way to go for this little segment[0:55:56]   But it's worth it. These guys are[0:55:58]   Top fucking fool. Here you go[0:56:02]   They don't come out with a new album in about two decades[0:56:06]   Well, yeah[0:56:07]   they say anyway and then and then yesterday Chrissy mark calls me cuz I guess I I'd asked Gino on the air I said I[0:56:14]   said hey[0:56:16]   Is it true that that the FBI came to?[0:56:22]   Confound media because they want to talk to Chrissy Mayer and then and I think I think Garrett got out[0:56:28]   There we go. It was like no, that's not true[0:56:30]   But I didn't I had heard from my sources that but it makes sense Chrissy was in and in what you'll call it[0:56:37]   I'm sure and all that I saw videos where she was either there the night before or that day[0:56:43]   Whoa, wait, Kevin Brennan saw videos where Chrissy Marr was at the Capitol are saying Mike she was there[0:56:49]   She was in hot water that day during. Oh my god climbing up scaffolding[0:56:54]   Oh my god, and now that it's so illegal and everyone hated it[0:56:58]   She denies it and you'll hear her deny it[0:57:01]   So I was right she lied about being there just like she lied about stealing the clothes guys the quartering the lawyer[0:57:08]   Wake up Sheila aliens[0:57:11]   It's time[0:57:12]   Expose her Sheila aliens or else. I'm fucking coming for you. I'm gonna make sure your kids are in a mental Institute[0:57:19]   Sheila aliens[0:57:22]   Seriously, oh, yeah the enigma that'll be the death of me the Sheila aliens[0:57:27]   Please[0:57:28]   This Chrissy Marr is the Josh Denny of conservative talk[0:57:34]   Just but she's the job and if you stick up for her just because she's teamed up with your boneheaded side[0:57:40]   Now I will spit on you for all eternity. She's making videos. She's in she's in DC[0:57:46]   She spit she goes to DC a lot whenever there's a fucking right-wing rally[0:57:50]   She goes she goes to DC a lot whenever there's a right-wing rally[0:57:56]   See how she's trying to[0:57:58]   She doesn't even believe this shit[0:58:00]   But she she sees how easy it is if you're a girl and you pander[0:58:06]   To these right-wing guys. It's very easy to get a giant[0:58:12]   audience of payers[0:58:14]   Right. They've had very few women to pick from and Lauren Southern[0:58:19]   She won't give it up to these people but Chrissy Marr for 10 bucks[0:58:23]   We'll probably do a late-night handjob Skype with you[0:58:26]   She'll probably let you masturbate on[0:58:29]   cam in front of her for $10[0:58:33]   She's probably got a whole thing going on and that guy that boyfriend of hers is a big pimp. He pimps her out[0:58:40]   why would the FBI and she put it on her social media to try to get fans or whatever and then uh, and[0:58:47]   Kind proud boys start a company. So so the FBI doesn't need a lot of connecting the dots and be like[0:58:52]   Hey, maybe she was maybe she fucking maybe she did something[0:58:56]   I wouldn't want to pass her boyfriend for putting that story out there because he thinks he[0:59:01]   Think we constantly need to be talking about her that boyfriend of hers. I don't know his name guys[0:59:07]   Frank not Frank Dan not Frank Dan Frank something something Italian. He's[0:59:13]   literally a[0:59:17]   Giant issue[0:59:19]   In America like he really should be behind bars Frank Pellegrino. Thank Frank[0:59:26]   Pellegrino, he's a pimp. He's a pusher[0:59:29]   He's a liar and it's very weird[0:59:32]   This whole group of people have decided to Josh Denny style lie their way through life[0:59:39]   They figured out that you can[0:59:42]   flat-out lie at[0:59:44]   Every turn and make any type of adjustment lie that you need to get through the day and get through the week and[0:59:52]   carve your way through this[0:59:55]   Social media hell that you're doing they really have figured that out. It's crazy[1:00:01]   It used to be like if you got caught telling one untruth you were finished[1:00:05]   And now it's like a day-to-day[1:00:09]   Squirm lie just lie patch it up throw another lie[1:00:13]   Band-aid on that keep moving keep squirming and it ultimately doesn't matter because these guys[1:00:20]   Like I said in that Sheila alien screenshot with all those fuck. Those are the worst human beings on the planet[1:00:27]   They'll lie their way through reality to make it to the next day[1:00:32]   To feel like they fit in or have friends or need money[1:00:36]   It's[1:00:37]   I'm writing a book about it. It'll come out in a few years[1:00:41]   Like he likes stirring. He's winning again. Then he won again. We're talking about her[1:00:46]   No, but she called up and she's like Kevin[1:00:50]   She called up when I was in the hot water. She's like Kevin. Don't you have better things to do then start rumors about me?[1:00:55]   I'm like[1:00:56]   Not really and also I'm not starting rumors. I'm trying to confirm a rumor that I heard[1:01:03]   So[1:01:04]   So she got defensive and I was like, okay, what are you gonna do? You're gonna beat me up with your fake tits[1:01:09]   So, uh, you know and then and uh, so it was a good day. I had a good day[1:01:13]   I had just had a good day[1:01:16]   And then they wanted me to do red bars[1:01:19]   So all these red bars and then they wanted me to do red bar[1:01:25]   Data[1:01:26]   All of these and then they wanted me to do red, but you know, so Dave Landau gets fired[1:01:33]   Kevin Brennan who had left compound media after several severe fights about money co-host power fame[1:01:42]   Remember he wasn't on good terms with Kumiya either[1:01:45]   Kevin Brennan ran over to the in hot water studios. Imagine being in New York being so bored that you need to be on a podcast[1:01:52]   So he shows up to in hot water[1:01:55]   Unannounced after hearing Dave Landau was fired[1:01:58]   And he gets on in hot water and then right after in hot water and she jumps on Kumiya name Kumiya[1:02:05]   I haven't spoken I don't think in quite some time[1:02:07]   He jumps on there and co-host Kumiya just because he says he wants you we got clips from that too[1:02:12]   You're gonna love him[1:02:13]   But listen to this and then they wanted me on red bar are people calling me up and they go hey red bar[1:02:20]   Once like like did like the hurt his highness will see you now[1:02:25]   Red be interesting now that he brought him the the the scalp of Dave Landau that the that you brought him the the wicked[1:02:32]   Witch you brought his broom the the Wizard of Oz[1:02:36]   Will see you now. I love this your highness will see you now[1:02:41]   The Wizard of Oz will see you now[1:02:44]   So that's how I'm thought of by these guys they're sitting at home and they hear hey red bar would like to have you out and[1:02:52]   They interpret it as and they're right. Oh your highness is ready[1:02:57]   Come on. He's[1:02:59]   He's demanded you come on the show. Listen to that the Wizard of Oz. I like that not the reveal of the Wizard of Oz[1:03:06]   But I like that I actually googled this Wizard of Oz green guy[1:03:11]   I want to set this whole thing up gold curtains[1:03:14]   fire machines smoke machines me is a giant green head or something or am I thinking of a[1:03:21]   Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I like this[1:03:24]   So listen to this he expands because he's got a smoke machine and he's got a he's got fancy[1:03:30]   He could do echo just like the Wizard of Oz. So he will he approves of you now[1:03:36]   so please call in some more and and[1:03:40]   Accept his widget wizardry[1:03:42]   And I was like I was like what first of all, he's just shit on me two weeks ago[1:03:48]   Because I accepted I don't even accept it. I I was forced to take stimulus from the government[1:03:54]   Because I have a fucking family still on this thing about taking that check and he claims it's because he has a[1:04:02]   Family and not because he falls under this poverty line or something like that. That's not how it works[1:04:07]   There are many people who have families that don't need government checks to keep them running[1:04:13]   You know, you don't think I have a family people always go. Oh, he doesn't have a fan. I got a family[1:04:17]   I got seven black kids. They're the biggest mistake[1:04:20]   I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemies prove that I don't prove that there's not seven fucking black kids[1:04:27]   Running around this house driving me nuts. So the next time somebody says oh, he doesn't have any kids either. Nope[1:04:34]   He's got seven fucking black kids. They don't know where he's from[1:04:38]   They're driving him berserk. He wants to kill every last one of them, but he can't because it's illegal. That's what you say[1:04:47]   So like I don't have any kids[1:04:50]   So they sent me a check. Should I send it back red bar?[1:04:54]   You have a family red bar you have little red bars running around as I do[1:04:58]   Oh[1:05:00]   Shit and again prove I don't just because I don't post a bunch of pictures of the hobo kids in the bathtub[1:05:06]   Showing their fucking tiny ass nipples to the world with their terrible bodies and their pale white guts[1:05:13]   My kids are fucking dark[1:05:16]   You can't see them online. It would look like vibe magazine[1:05:20]   It would be so dark and racy if I showed you what my kids look like. I keep them offline[1:05:26]   They're not for you to jack off to[1:05:29]   They're not porn stars[1:05:32]   So, um, yeah prove that I don't have a bundle. Maybe that's where I am all week tending to these kids[1:05:39]   my slave children[1:05:42]   My seven mighty slaves my gooks[1:05:46]   You know, why can't I have a bunch of kids?[1:05:48]   Maybe me and Jules trick the adoption people and getting us seven kids and I make them I put either my chain gang[1:05:56]   Children, they just opened the gate the kids ran out. We picked them up the kids ran out[1:06:00]   I cut off all their feet and now they're attached to a chain[1:06:04]   Powering my house with a simple row[1:06:08]   It's a water-powered[1:06:10]   Electricity that could never go out as long as the kids keep working and these kids have strong[1:06:15]   Muscles they were born that way[1:06:18]   So spread that does do you have a family right?[1:06:22]   Here it goes[1:06:26]   If you got a check from the government you would send it back[1:06:29]   I don't even know if that's legal to send it back and who to send it back to[1:06:34]   the[1:06:36]   Hey, I don't need this money I'm red bar[1:06:40]   You should have them on your show now. He said people are like you got to call in red bar is requesting you his highness[1:06:49]   They were just shitting on me fucking for the last two weeks red boy, we'll see you now, sir[1:06:55]   Yes, by the way, I love how the display look at that. So he interprets it. That's how you're supposed to interpret it[1:07:01]   You're supposed to not be a bitch if people were summoning me. Oh this guy wants you and this has happened. I[1:07:08]   flat-out[1:07:09]   decline[1:07:11]   I'm not there at somebody's beckon call. I don't do interviews by the way. Did you know that about me?[1:07:17]   Cuz I'm like that guy who's that guy Ozzy Osbourne. I don't do interviews. Okay, who's that other guy?[1:07:24]   He's similar to Ozzy Osbourne. What's that guy's name?[1:07:28]   He's similar to him. He's got the dark circles under his eyes[1:07:33]   What is that guy's Alice in Chains? What is his name? Alice Cooper? I'm like Alice Cooper[1:07:39]   I don't do interviews. I've earned the respect of many[1:07:45]   So I like that Kevin goes no, I'm not gonna be as bad[1:07:48]   So I'm not gonna be there at his beckon call your highness[1:07:51]   You got it right but what I wanted to say is it doesn't got to be like that I understand that's pretty disrespectful[1:07:57]   So Kevin, how about you come on on your own terms today?[1:08:01]   now[1:08:03]   And I promise it's not gonna be where I make fun of you. I'm trying to make a friend here[1:08:09]   How remarkable imagine me and you I'm not gonna pick on you at all. We'll just talk shit about some of our common enemies[1:08:16]   will bond[1:08:19]   Will be[1:08:21]   Friendly[1:08:23]   imagine how[1:08:24]   Smiley everyone would be watching that they'd be smiling. Oh, isn't this great and[1:08:30]   Let me tell you something. It's not something that I want. It's not something that anybody wants. It's just something different[1:08:37]   That we haven't done[1:08:39]   So to have you on would just be a little tiny thing. That's a little bit different[1:08:46]   So, come on stop with the arguing if you could do in hot water you could do right[1:08:50]   I'm almost insulted now to the point where you need to be on I[1:08:54]   Can't get Kevin Brennan on after demanding for three weeks. We got a big problem in podcasting if that's the truth[1:09:03]   You need to come on now or else[1:09:07]   Let's hear some more old YouTube channel has become just the best of red bar now[1:09:12]   I don't care what they do, but I'm saying like I'm saying that now[1:09:17]   So they had a YouTube channel that was covering them like a clip channel that was covering their best of moments[1:09:24]   Listen to what he says about that YouTube channel now[1:09:27]   Apparently we've got this huge crossover thing going on[1:09:31]   just because I mentioned them a few times and their listeners are so low that they've put the two together as if it's[1:09:38]   Listen to this. I love how the dislabeled YouTube channel has become just the best of red bar now[1:09:43]   I don't care what they do[1:09:45]   But I'm saying so this YouTube channel that used to cover him has become the best of red bar channel now[1:09:52]   How embarrassing is that?[1:09:55]   You're very similar to Tim Dylan's little man that sits there with the glasses[1:09:59]   Really the same look on your face. I like that[1:10:03]   Maybe Jules should be off to the side on a computer like Tim Dylan's[1:10:07]   Let's set up our show just like Tim Dylan's and Jules could constantly be on a computer fixing her glasses[1:10:14]   By the way that guy on Tim Dylan's show[1:10:16]   I don't know if you ever seen the movie dusk till dawn with George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino[1:10:22]   In the movie George Clooney is constantly covering for his psychotic brother Quentin[1:10:28]   Tarantino who like goes through these psychotic spells where he kills people[1:10:33]   So like they're just bank robbers, right?[1:10:36]   but sometimes that when the Quentin Tarantino characters all alone he gets rapey and killy and then[1:10:43]   What's his name comes in?[1:10:45]   George Clooney comes in and clean up the whole mess. What the fuck are you doing?[1:10:50]   You know and it's a big that's Tim Dylan and his partner[1:10:54]   It's the same that guy with the glasses is constantly raping and killing people and then Tim's cleaning up these air B&Bs[1:11:02]   Covering it with beans and fish sticks to cover up the blood and bone[1:11:12]   How about that once we reach 1,000 fans[1:11:16]   Jules will be right next to me with the glasses[1:11:19]   Yeah, true right now. I think I only have[1:11:23]   560 fans[1:11:25]   Total and the rest are all crazy[1:11:29]   So once we reach a thousand imagine a show at this level once we reach a thousand fans[1:11:36]   Jules will be on there with the glasses and we got to get those same glasses. You got to get the same haircut as him[1:11:45]   Somebody says yuck have Tim Dylan on the show. He refuses to do it because of he hates[1:11:52]   Straits[1:11:53]   These monsters couldn't handle seeing Jules Wow speak for yourself[1:11:59]   Wow, just worked hasn't for the last hour. Oh, yes guys been going you're an idiot. You're poor[1:12:08]   It works for everybody it's just you the chat works it's just you[1:12:16]   These people[1:12:17]   So anyone have problems logging?[1:12:19]   It's like just figure out how to work the internet first and all these things will come to you after[1:12:25]   Mike I'm a true fan. Someone says yeah, right[1:12:28]   This show is barely any fans[1:12:32]   Listen to this like I'm saying that now it's supposed to jump[1:12:36]   And then and then and I am assuming Kumi doesn't even speak to ready[1:12:40]   I'm assuming Kumi doesn't like red bars still so I'm gonna do Kumi a show[1:12:45]   And then I'm gonna jump right to red bar like a bitch Wow, like a Dave Landau Brian McCarver. He did Kumi's show[1:12:53]   The day I was demanding him to be on our show[1:12:56]   So he says well Komi I don't like red box and I'm not gonna go on by Bob because I'm call me[1:13:01]   I would be like, what is it on? Why are you trying to be Kumi as little baby?[1:13:06]   You think Kumi is like on the up-and-up like he's gonna start taking off again. He own Kevin get over Kumi[1:13:13]   This is a poor poor man. He can't afford to move. He has no co-hosts. No skin[1:13:18]   You gotta get over this Kumi everybody. I'm[1:13:22]   Bigger than Kumi and now come to me for your fake ass clout. I[1:13:29]   Think these people get swayed into this network thing[1:13:32]   If you build a fake network and build a room that looks like a student they all think I'm on a nut walk[1:13:39]   You're not on a nut walk[1:13:42]   It's not real[1:13:44]   Arthy hey, you know what this I'm gonna move the needle[1:13:48]   I'm gonna just call me. Yeah, Kumi could have told me to go fuck myself when I showed up yesterday[1:13:53]   Yeah, what was his reaction? He could have told Iraq[1:13:57]   Throw him out when he cuz he and again we're only playing this cuz we're met. We love mentions any mention. I love[1:14:05]   I'll play every mention we get[1:14:08]   I was on him out water cuz he said one of my buddies this gets good said one of his buddies was texted[1:14:13]   I'm like Kevin's going in hard on Dave Landau[1:14:16]   So, uh, so he knew I was there already[1:14:18]   So I asked him that he didn't ask me to do his show. I asked him to be on his show[1:14:23]   So now I'm supposed to go on red bar[1:14:25]   Even though I'm assuming they still have bad blood cuz cuz that your his highness has requesting my presence[1:14:32]   Wasn't red bar on compound media at one point[1:14:35]   And then and then they you know, they didn't you knew about I don't even know how it's right[1:14:39]   He was supposed to do the show from Chicago[1:14:41]   He was gonna do compound media show or it's gonna fly in or he don't live in New York[1:14:45]   So it was it was probably gonna be a tricky situation anyway, but people kept with texting me or DMing me[1:14:51]   He will see you now, sir. Yes[1:14:56]   What an honor what an honor and then I and then I would look like a bitch one thing I learned with these guys[1:15:03]   I'm talking about Komiya now. Don't be a bitch. Like like when I when I quit when I quit there Oh[1:15:10]   Opie said[1:15:12]   Opie tweeted one day. He goes Kevin Brennan's on my show tomorrow. It was an old clip. He was using[1:15:18]   Kill me a text to me. He goes you doing you're on you did Opie show I go listen[1:15:23]   That's the first I'm hearing about it. But basically to me that red don't do Opie show. I know you don't work here anymore[1:15:30]   But[1:15:32]   You were employee of mine. We're friendly over there[1:15:36]   It's probably not a great idea to do Opie show and I read it loud and clear[1:15:40]   I didn't work there anymore, but I don't need to be a bitch. I don't need to be a Brian McCarthy[1:15:45]   Hey, you know what? I'm gonna move the needle. I[1:15:48]   Used to work at Anthony's show[1:15:51]   Now I'm gonna do Opie show it don't be Reggie. I'm like Tim fat fuck Dylan[1:15:57]   I'm Angie[1:16:00]   Look at that. So Kumi it there's a lot here Kumi. Uh, I[1:16:05]   Got a little bent out of shape that he would do Opie show. That's a pretty big check[1:16:09]   Then he makes fun of big fat Tim Dylan[1:16:11]   They don't like Tim Dylan out there in New York because he doesn't associate with them[1:16:15]   See that but I'm Angie[1:16:18]   I'm over here now over here[1:16:23]   The opportunity red bar, it's just like come on man say I'm not a bitch I'm your bitch[1:16:30]   I'm just gonna come over to your you don't gotta think of it that way. I promise I'm not gonna treat you awful here[1:16:36]   You see how nice I treated nerd city on the show. I wanted to fucking kill him[1:16:41]   You see how nice I treated la Alexander that guy. He's like a terrorist[1:16:48]   Kevin you could come on the show. You're gonna get huge[1:16:51]   How about this you come on the show? We'll give you a half a million dollars[1:16:56]   You'll be able to give your kids as much milk as they crave show cuz you you requested me[1:17:00]   How about this you come on the show where I'll have somebody kidnap your kids[1:17:05]   Old-school 80s kidnapping. I'll have them the back of a trunk[1:17:10]   You give money to get them back or you come on to get them back[1:17:13]   Do you shit on me the last two weeks cuz I took the fucking stimulus from the government cuz I have a fucking family[1:17:19]   I[1:17:24]   Wonder what our they're gonna play this I wonder what our they're gonna play this in[1:17:28]   Oh, did you know he drinks for nine hours and everybody loves it?[1:17:33]   Yeah, it's good[1:17:35]   You know this Kevin Brennan stuff is starting to get ridiculous here. You must come on too many mentions too many mentions[1:17:43]   that's a[1:17:45]   TM[1:17:48]   TM M. Yes, I'm gonna start the TM M Network too many mentions[1:17:53]   Alright, let's finish this up[1:17:55]   We've got him on in hot water Zander sent me the actual clip of Chrissy saying she was at the insurrection[1:18:02]   Oh, let's play that. Can you send that over? Yeah, I got some exciting stuff here and[1:18:06]   I'm gonna do a song we got some new[1:18:09]   We're gonna try something new here. I'm gonna do a little song and[1:18:13]   And this is doesn't reflect how I feel about the world at all, it's a a[1:18:20]   Really lame song, but we haven't really figured anything out and we just wanted to show you some new stuff[1:18:25]   Go to your Facebook messages Facebook messages[1:18:29]   Okay, here we go[1:18:31]   Is there one for me Jules David? Wow, the Queen this one. Yep[1:18:37]   Let's expand[1:18:39]   And oh wow, it's Gino of the in hot water show[1:18:43]   Wearing this band. I mean, he really couldn't look stupider[1:18:47]   He wears these giant[1:18:50]   bandanas like Spencer vibes[1:18:53]   And he's got this curly hair. I don't know if he's wearing it because he's like receding[1:18:59]   You know, I always said he looks like monk USA's monk or that guy from wings[1:19:07]   Uh, he wears the cheap JC Penney's[1:19:12]   $70 sport coat[1:19:14]   Never been dry cleaned. Yeah, this is a guy I've seen him put his sport coat in the[1:19:20]   Quarter machine down at the basement of his despicable Harlem[1:19:25]   apartment and he'll wash it on gentle and then he'll hang dry his sport coat and[1:19:31]   And[1:19:31]   Try to iron out the wrinkles with a hairdryer and then he'll put on the most lousy[1:19:37]   T-shirts you've ever seen some people I hate it[1:19:40]   I'll be wearing a darker cardigan on the show in a t-shirt underneath which is a[1:19:45]   fine[1:19:47]   Pairing and people would be going. Oh, man. Look at this douche with the sport coat and the t-shirt it[1:19:52]   I'm not wearing a sport coat in a t-shirt ever[1:19:56]   one time I wore a[1:19:59]   Corduroy shirt opened a[1:20:02]   Corduroy maroon[1:20:04]   Wine colored shirt opened with a t-shirt and I was getting accused of wearing the sport coat t-shirt. Oh, yes[1:20:11]   some people are so[1:20:13]   stupid that they think anything with a t-shirt under it gotta be a sport coat and[1:20:19]   I can't have you thinking that I would ever wear something like that[1:20:23]   So, let's see what Gino does let's see[1:20:26]   Oh, this is Chrissy Marr calling in from the insurrection apparently so thanks to Xander for this[1:20:31]   So and then we're gonna see her lie about this. Okay, so we got a couple things going on the the Brendan[1:20:37]   What's the same brand and Kevin Brennan Neil Kevin Brennan and Chrissy Marr and Gino? Okay[1:20:43]   Let's hear all this and I'm telling this was my point[1:20:53]   She's calling from the insurrection thinking in in these QAnon people's heads and believe me Chrissy is QAnon[1:21:00]   she is in[1:21:03]   Their heads during the insurrection they assumed that like all of America was rooting them on[1:21:09]   And that they were killing it and that they were gonna be so amazing and everyone they're legendary[1:21:16]   They're epic. They didn't realize everyone including people who like Trump[1:21:22]   We're watching at home in horror[1:21:26]   Watching them destroy everything[1:21:28]   Sane about our reality[1:21:31]   So Chrissy you could hear she's on cloud nine calling during the insurrection[1:21:37]   Not realizing the whole world hates it even people on her side hate it[1:21:43]   and[1:21:45]   Then she's gonna deny it the next day. We're gonna hear the denial coming up. Let's hear[1:21:50]   The truth and I'm telling this was my point[1:21:58]   Like lines up all over the Capitol building there's like easily[1:22:04]   People a million[1:22:06]   Did you hear what she said? There's easily a million people here. That's how stupid these people are. How many people there are a few thousand[1:22:14]   There's easily a million people here so in Chrissy's mind because she's in these bubbles[1:22:21]   She thinks most of America believes Tom Hanks eats babies. She believes most of America[1:22:28]   Thinks Trump is great[1:22:31]   That's how lost they become that's where that confidence comes in when you see Sheila aliens and the lawyer in their world[1:22:39]   This is most of the world and then we're just fighting this tiny group of terrible liberals[1:22:46]   There are a million people here. She says[1:22:57]   There are easily a million people here at the insurrection[1:23:02]   That would be terrifying a million of them[1:23:06]   That's what it makes us think it makes us think we watch this on TV and even they watch it[1:23:10]   They think it's the whole that represents the whole world all right, then what did the Women's March represent?[1:23:16]   Which was about I don't know 10 billion times bigger[1:23:21]   You know was the Women's March everyone in America because you had an excuse for that one[1:23:32]   Oh[1:23:36]   You're going in and out like[1:23:39]   Obama let me ask you this. How did people decide to start storming the Capitol were you there did they say hey?[1:23:46]   Let's fucking go or oh my god. They fucking uh they're they're ratifying. They're certifying the votes[1:23:51]   Let's go. What was the impetus for storming the building?[1:23:55]   Okay[1:23:58]   Berg always there to ruin these clips[1:24:03]   Always there to ruin these clips, it's Aaron Berg has this thing where he wants to yell a repeated phrase[1:24:10]   Over and over and over it's almost to get red bar. It's like red bar repellent[1:24:15]   It keeps us from showing these clips works if I ever see you Aaron Berg. I will and do you[1:24:23]   This for storming the building[1:24:26]   Okay[1:24:32]   It was planned[1:24:38]   It was planned it was planned[1:24:41]   Something the Capitol it was planned. It was she's really having a great time. This is her lollapalooza, and she knows the band[1:24:50]   She's at a festival, and she knows a few of the bands[1:24:55]   She's having that see this is why these nerds do it too. They've never had the time of their life[1:25:01]   These nerds who are doing these battles of Berkeley and the insurrection[1:25:06]   They've never been invited to a large group a large gathering in their whole life[1:25:11]   So now that they have oh, they're really they're meeting guys[1:25:15]   They're meeting girls[1:25:19]   Like around well and[1:25:22]   He spoke for about an hour, and he's you know he knew the schedule[1:25:25]   he was like we're all gonna march to the capital building after this and[1:25:30]   It got real real cold so people started marching early[1:25:33]   But it's not nothing a huge flag drop over the side of the Capitol building on this[1:25:39]   Construction scaffolding, and I actually am calling you guys from on top of a roof[1:25:44]   I climbed up. I'm calling you guys from on top of a roof[1:25:49]   Is it ever is it of a building you own?[1:25:54]   You trespassed onto a government building any building in DC is a government building[1:26:00]   That's how I look at it same. You're on the roof at the Capitol[1:26:07]   Maybe this should be top of the dome listen to this[1:26:10]   And I actually am calling you guys from on top of a roof[1:26:14]   I climbed on top of like think the reception would be better. I climbed up this[1:26:19]   You know and I have construction they make a little like office like make this office[1:26:24]   I would climb, and I'm telling wow there it is so she climbed up scaffolding[1:26:31]   Remember that[1:26:32]   onto a roof and[1:26:35]   Now because the insurrection is looked at as bad. She's gonna deny it and the FBI heard all that[1:26:42]   Money let's watch these two clips, and you'll hear this and then yeah, hey the FBI[1:26:48]   I could tell you about how she stole Christmas presents[1:26:51]   That should be a mix if you've stolen Christmas presents and went to the Capitol that day[1:26:57]   Then we should take you in there you go[1:27:04]   Oh, yeah, okay hold on a second leaving patreon your move here we go[1:27:12]   Walking on rumors day you guys are leaving patreon you're moving all kinds of alright[1:27:17]   So now we cut to in hot water. It's a separate day, and it's Kevin Brennan[1:27:23]   Some really cool black guy on the right[1:27:26]   I think that could be Busta Rhymes and[1:27:29]   Then Aaron Berg in Geno's hosting seat in Aaron really feels powerful when Geno's out sick[1:27:36]   Any host she's like wow?[1:27:38]   Let's go I will punt you[1:27:42]   through those[1:27:44]   football things I[1:27:47]   Cannot wait to take down Aaron Berg in a physical fight. I can't wait come to Chicago little air[1:27:56]   Come to Chicago little Aaron all right watch this[1:28:00]   Yeah, why he's doing walking on a rumor is that you guys are leaving patreon you're moving all kinds of I like that[1:28:07]   You're still in touch with what we're doing. I just people people tell me what's going on like this is why he didn't sleep at night[1:28:13]   Watching red bar, and he seems to know everything whoa[1:28:17]   I'm watching red bar, and he seems to know everything and[1:28:22]   then Aaron sees us you know Aaron knows that this red bar is smarter and[1:28:27]   Cuter than all these people he hangs out with he knows he wishes he was over here if we were popular you know[1:28:36]   So listen to this you know so everything he knew about he knew about Dave Landau did he yeah?[1:28:41]   He would have yeah boy boy. He's telling everybody I like him. He's got a good show for real[1:28:49]   People were telling gonna go on a show once[1:28:51]   But like it just got jumbled lies come on and I was like hey[1:28:55]   We just landed in Chicago. We're here, but didn't get back to me in time[1:28:59]   You see the clip where he canceled Gino spot at the Laugh Factor in Chicago[1:29:02]   That's like I know he called in as he goes. I'm just I'm Gino Bisconti[1:29:09]   Crank call to the lady she goes okay. I'll take them off the skin[1:29:15]   I'm doing at the people fuck that shit. That's hilarious new Gino is gonna be oh, that's hilarious[1:29:20]   The black guy something I did the black guy thinks is hilarious[1:29:24]   That's all I need to know[1:29:26]   That does sound hilarious[1:29:28]   Imagine you know what I talk about your guys's shows. I don't start dying laughing about how great they are[1:29:35]   I've never seen this where every enemy that brings us up now. They fall into this thing[1:29:40]   Reminiscing about the great time they had while watching their coverage[1:29:45]   Really, this is what's happening now our show is so good apparently that even when you're being covered[1:29:52]   You can't help but fall in love[1:29:55]   How interesting ah?[1:29:57]   I'm doing at the people fuck that shit. That's hilarious new Gino is gonna be in town you guys were doing one of your[1:30:02]   Special stand-up shows in Chicago, and he knew Gino was gonna be in town and the lady will cancel them. She's like okay[1:30:10]   Let him I mean a lady who answers the phone during the afternoon[1:30:12]   She doesn't give it she oh, and it's like 22, and she's dumb as cunt[1:30:16]   Why is Gino sound sober and that'd be yeah nobody yeah, so[1:30:22]   Your new album is it all newer stuff. Yeah, it's it was like it was I had I have COVID stuff cuz I[1:30:30]   Well, you know anyway. I had some funny COVID stuff. Yeah, and then I and I'd our COVID[1:30:36]   Oh, no, I had some I had some funny COVID stuff, so I was[1:30:40]   That clip okay, let's hear this Chrissy Mar part, huh?[1:30:43]   Yes and Xander also sent me a tweet of her at the insurrection with video xanalytics[1:30:50]   Let's play this here is Chrissy Mar and Gino mentioning red bar Kevin mentors that Aaron Berg is a fan[1:30:58]   It's just very funny to hear this stuff, I like this stuff this pumps me up[1:31:03]   So Gino is now on Skype, and it looks like he's at ass, but he's enjoying some skiing[1:31:09]   snowboarding and[1:31:12]   Let's hear what happens here. He didn't know what eight times six will[1:31:21]   One of the fans that you keep supporting is an absolute fucking faggot[1:31:25]   It keeps calling people out by the name of Joe exotic and he reported us[1:31:29]   And he literally went on patreon on the reddit and tried to get us canceled so keep supporting pieces[1:31:35]   So I guess Kevin was saying some fan is hilarious, but this fan that he's mentioning[1:31:42]   Is somebody who always fucks with Gino?[1:31:45]   So Gino is now yelling at Kevin saying oh, you know stop supporting this fan[1:31:50]   He hates us the fans that you keep supporting is an absolute fucking faggot[1:31:56]   It keeps calling people out by the name of Joe exotic and he reported us[1:31:59]   And he literally went on patreon on the reddit and tried to get us canceled so keep supporting pieces of shit like that[1:32:07]   He said he liked red bar[1:32:12]   I love you, but tread lightly cuz you're supporting faggots like that[1:32:18]   Australia[1:32:30]   He's mad at you now[1:32:34]   When someone you care about and respect fucking goes the wrong way it says oh this guy's great[1:32:38]   He's a piece of shit that tried to cancel your friend[1:32:40]   Just remember that[1:32:44]   Gino's got a lot of these headbands[1:32:47]   Where is he getting so many colors so many colors, and they're all I mean, they're really bad[1:32:54]   It's almost like a do-rag with a hole in the top[1:32:57]   They're saying that the person that Gino is talking about is size on Z the person really trying to get him canceled on reddit[1:33:04]   Or whatever Wow size on Z does try to get a lot of people canceled that guy's a menace[1:33:09]   He sneaks around he sneaks around[1:33:11]   He's always doing imagine a day in the life of size on Z. Just go it around his little neighborhood. He's doing all these things[1:33:19]   imagine the little incident size on Z gets into with the guy at the[1:33:24]   post-office and the little food stand where he gets his[1:33:29]   Fritos[1:33:30]   All right, so Gino is screaming mad at Brandon, and I think we're gonna get brought up again[1:33:35]   Because he's such a good guy. He's a piece of shit. Okay. I don't say anybody's a good guy[1:33:40]   I say people are what they are. I can't control people's behavior[1:33:48]   You gotta you gotta the[1:33:50]   Benedict's across the street[1:33:52]   Benedict Arnold's every fucking day with with Bill Schultz, but Charles so that he's he said all my shit to patreon[1:33:58]   I said the n-word on this show. He said mud on the free speech network[1:34:03]   He took it and he said it to patreon. So fuck you Gino[1:34:07]   driving to a tree[1:34:09]   to a tree[1:34:11]   Black guys are so they love white surprises black guys[1:34:16]   Like this any time a white says something that the black universe is not said yet. They blow[1:34:25]   Cuz in the black world that's not one of their phrases they don't get to[1:34:30]   Literal like black people kind of have if it wasn't in a song and in a rap song and then you know[1:34:36]   Trinkled down to them. It's not really a phrase[1:34:38]   They should be saying their own things they have their own things and when they hear a white phrase that they never heard they[1:34:47]   Then you're too black if you can't believe it you've only been hanging around blacks if you can't believe that[1:34:54]   You know, hang on we have a call it's Chrissy Mayer regarding the FBI[1:34:59]   Investigating her go ahead Chrissy. So Brennan Kevin Brennan, I guess I[1:35:03]   Don't know if it was on earlier on this show Kevin Brennan goes. Yeah that crowd the FBI was here looking for Chrissy, ma[1:35:10]   and[1:35:11]   Chrissy just like how she doesn't like to bring up about the stolen clothes thing[1:35:16]   You know, we've heard her deny that now people go Chrissy red bar said you stole these clothes. What's up with that?[1:35:22]   It's a total lie. I don't know where he's getting this. It's a story she told[1:35:29]   So now you're gonna see that[1:35:31]   Here with the insurrection. She went to the insurrection thought it was a ball climbed up on the building[1:35:38]   Kevin told everyone about it that the FBI is now looking into her and[1:35:44]   Now this is what she says. Listen to this. This is dark and dirty. Hang on. We have a call[1:35:49]   It's Chrissy Mayer regarding the FBI investigating her. Go ahead Chrissy[1:35:55]   Kevin why are you telling people the FBI came to see me? I'm clearing up rumors. That's what I heard[1:36:00]   I heard the FBI came to compound media to talk to you because you were at the January 6th Capitol[1:36:05]   You heard it or you created it because you don't have enough going on in your own life[1:36:13]   And you need to make up stuff like red bar she says as they're all yelling boom boom Oh[1:36:19]   And look at Kevin Brennan's face[1:36:23]   Look at she goes are you just making stuff up like red bar feels good right Kevin like red bar[1:36:33]   This is the face someone makes when they like the decision they've made even Aaron Berg look at Aaron Berg[1:36:42]   He likes this[1:36:44]   So here's Chrissy and this is despicable Hana lie about this now we got the call you were there you climbed up and[1:36:52]   now that it's[1:36:54]   pretty illegal[1:36:56]   You're trying to bury the truth. I'm gonna send all of these tapes edited to the FBI[1:37:05]   Shaz fire, you know Shaz fired down man down. I know I was gonna get roasted[1:37:11]   answer the question Kevin[1:37:15]   I'll show you the DM. Let's meet somewhere. That sounds very shady[1:37:24]   My own business and people people and basically what she wants to say, but she's too stupid to work this out is[1:37:31]   Shut the fuck up. Why are you telling people I could get in trouble? Shut the fuck up. Stop talking[1:37:38]   Don't tell people that I was there now. I'm trying to bury that that's what she's trying to say[1:37:43]   But she's so dumb and she's so evil and she's so conniving[1:37:47]   That it's easier to explain it as this doesn't exist. This is a lie[1:37:54]   This is Kevin Brannon with a lie because she's she's in the corner now[1:37:59]   She's stuck between a rock and a jail cell. I'll show you the DM. Let's meet somewhere[1:38:05]   That sounds very shady[1:38:07]   I[1:38:09]   Don't start anywhere with my own business and people people and and and whatever and me in the rumors they get me in there to[1:38:17]   Intertwined they get me intertwined eat them because that's making it bigger. What's that?[1:38:23]   Repeat them[1:38:29]   We've gone completely off the rails[1:38:31]   I[1:38:33]   Spot here. We got Gino vacation who came to CIA who came?[1:38:41]   See they came somebody came and asked around[1:38:45]   And even Kevin goes well who came and they're like Dylan came[1:38:50]   Because they've been instructed. No, no, no, that's very bad. We can't let people think we're being investigated bills[1:38:57]   I hope it's not here. We got Gino vacation who came to CIA who came do we have an anti insurrectionist in the chat?[1:39:05]   Look at this guy goes insurrection insurrection insurrection[1:39:09]   There are some people out there. I think that they're going insurrectionist[1:39:13]   Like she's guilty. There are some people out there when I call it the insurrection they get all[1:39:19]   No, I know but there are some people out there that still think[1:39:24]   You think you believe in the insurrection come on it's like no we all believe in that I think those guys are all long gone[1:39:31]   They're not I'm telling me[1:39:35]   There are people that are like Sheila aliens probably thinks there was no insurrection and that there was a peaceful nice day[1:39:42]   This was all a media hoax[1:39:45]   All right, let's hear some more[1:39:47]   I gotta go[1:39:49]   Inside the building. I just think you're better than being like a mini red bar[1:39:54]   I think you have more to talk about than to like[1:39:58]   Gino you owe me 40 bucks nigga. I'm just clearing up rumors. I don't start[1:40:03]   This red bar is really taking stride here. Everybody's talking about us. It's a one-day-a-week[1:40:09]   show where I just say a few things and[1:40:12]   They're really clenching out of this. Let's try a performance here[1:40:16]   People love the performances and we're gonna try something new today. Okay[1:40:22]   so, let's see what happens and[1:40:25]   Just wish me luck. It's a starter performance. It's a song that I don't really know and[1:40:32]   Let's hear that does that sound like a good echo there[1:40:37]   Wish me luck everybody[1:40:39]   It's a Benny Blanco song[1:40:46]   I[1:41:02]   Everybody knows my name[1:41:05]   But something bad feels so strange[1:41:08]   Looking in a mirror trying to study yourself. See somebody else[1:41:12]   And[1:41:14]   Everything is not the same now feels like all our lives have changed[1:41:20]   I'm older now and I'll calm down but it's killing me now[1:41:26]   What if you had it all but nobody to call maybe then you know me[1:41:35]   I[1:41:38]   Guess I've had everything[1:41:41]   But no one's listening[1:41:44]   And that's fucking lonely[1:41:48]   This[1:41:54]   I'm so[1:41:58]   Hey, I[1:42:00]   I[1:42:02]   Don't know this[1:42:05]   Wasting all these effects could get you something else that it really bangs there[1:42:09]   What but do you see what I'm talking about there? That song sucks. I don't know it[1:42:15]   Pretty cool effects. How did you see that? Okay, we can't blow it. Let's try something else. Oh you posted these are all[1:42:22]   Gotta say I don't really like any of these[1:42:24]   I'll try one. How about one although I lose myself there. Should I try that? Yeah[1:42:30]   Yeah, a lot of these songs. I don't know we're trying new stuff. Hold on. We got theatrics here[1:42:37]   All right, here we go[1:42:44]   Sorry again, I'm in a lot of pain we're trying this there we go[1:42:48]   so pretend here start it all over with the lighting and everything and[1:42:53]   Hit that turn this off and then it'll start it all over because we're trying to practice this so that we could get it[1:42:59]   Okay, so this is normal red bar and then I go, all right, let's sing the song hit it[1:43:10]   One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do[1:43:17]   Two can be as bad as why it's the loneliest number since the number one[1:43:29]   Oh[1:43:33]   No, we just had this experience you'll ever know[1:43:41]   Yes, it's a sad experience you'll ever know[1:43:48]   Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do[1:43:54]   One is the loneliest number, much much worse and jello[1:44:06]   It's just not good anymore since you went away[1:44:13]   Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday[1:44:24]   One is the loneliest number, one is the loneliest number[1:44:30]   One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do[1:44:37]   One is the loneliest number, much much worse than two[1:44:45]   One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do[1:44:51]   Check this out[1:44:53]   It's just no good anymore since Mike went away[1:45:01]   One is the loneliest number, one is the loneliest number[1:45:09]   One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do[1:45:16]   One is the loneliest number, much much worse than two[1:45:24]   One is the loneliest number, one is the loneliest number[1:45:32]   One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do[1:45:39]   One is the loneliest number, much much worse than two[1:45:45]   Divided by two and one is the loneliest number[1:45:50]   Divided by two and one is the loneliest number[1:46:16]   Wow, now we gotta see how fast this takes to clear out all the smoke[1:46:19]   That was just a dress rehearsal, sorry football[1:46:21]   Dress rehearsal? So we're gonna get[1:46:23]   We just came up with this yesterday[1:46:25]   I've got, look at this, I've got a foot pedal[1:46:29]   It turns on the lights, look[1:46:35]   I got a fog machine back there, I got a remote for this[1:46:38]   Watch this, a detonator, watch this[1:46:43]   How cool is this?[1:46:44]   We're gonna get pyro, this is gonna be[1:46:47]   We need four little like fire shooters right on the end of the desk[1:46:51]   Do they make, and I'll buy these, little pyro things for a detonator[1:46:56]   Can somebody make these? Imagine if right here I had two flames that go[1:47:02]   Mini pyro[1:47:03]   They should at least have like the sparkler kind[1:47:07]   This was $700 for the setup, I got the gig bar[1:47:11]   These things, it's all crap[1:47:13]   It's a waste of money[1:47:14]   It's all a waste, but pretty cool right?[1:47:18]   They were probably like what the fuck, smoke[1:47:21]   So we thought that would be cool[1:47:23]   I wanna make it better, I want a disco ball[1:47:25]   I think a disco ball looks cool, but those are hard to install[1:47:28]   You could get a tabletop disco ball[1:47:30]   You can't, I looked, there barely any[1:47:32]   Oh my god[1:47:34]   Disco balls have, you gotta put a motor on the roof[1:47:37]   You gotta put a light shining at it, it's a lot of work[1:47:41]   Bottle rockets, imagine that[1:47:44]   We got lasers, but they don't look so good[1:47:47]   How cool is this, a smoke machine detonator[1:47:53]   And I gotta access, I'm doing like a one man band thing[1:47:56]   I'm hitting pedals, I'm hitting the smoke[1:47:58]   I've got two remotes[1:47:59]   She's got two remotes where she lowers that light and hits this[1:48:03]   The backlight, did it look cool?[1:48:07]   Let's see, Mike, this sounds like an accident-y waiting to happen[1:48:13]   What are you, some kind of fucking gay perv?[1:48:17]   A CP guy?[1:48:20]   All I see is a floating bottle, a Guinness[1:48:22]   Let's see, what does TB stand for?[1:48:24]   Looks so good with resident, resi, residual smoke[1:48:31]   Okay, we gotta wait for the smoke to clear out[1:48:34]   God, now I wanna do another performance[1:48:36]   You better think of some songs, you know[1:48:38]   I just sent him about 57 songs[1:48:41]   Think about, we'll do a couple performances today so we can test out more theatrics[1:48:46]   It's a dress rehearsal[1:48:47]   Dress rehearsal, how did that look? I wanna go back and see how it looked[1:48:52]   Mike, you might as well stand outside with a sign that says[1:48:55]   Gargini Brothers, I'm here[1:48:56]   Because they're searching the streets and then they suddenly see a home with lights[1:49:01]   Oh, there's no windows here, there's no windows here[1:49:05]   We have a windowless home[1:49:06]   It was amazing they were saying, okay, so think of other songs[1:49:09]   Guys, not just Jules, but people in the chat, send it to Jules[1:49:12]   Not me at all, because every single song that I can think of has been used[1:49:15]   Listen, I like a challenge, but I've done so many[1:49:18]   And I'm sure we could redo some of the ones I've done a long time ago[1:49:22]   But send them to Jules throughout the show and we'll do these epic performances[1:49:27]   And hopefully they're more exciting with the lights, with this foot pedal I got[1:49:33]   About $700 of upgrades[1:49:36]   So hopefully that comes through in the show[1:49:39]   Okay, we've got some little ones[1:49:40]   We've got more people mentioning us[1:49:42]   Have we finished the Brennan stuff today?[1:49:44]   That's pretty much it[1:49:45]   Pretty much it[1:49:46]   And Kevin, call in[1:49:48]   Call in today[1:49:50]   Or we're gonna start really honing in on you[1:49:54]   Okay[1:49:55]   Alright, let's see, here it is[1:49:58]   And I've been saying this for what, 15 years? 16 years now?[1:50:03]   Part of light news[1:50:05]   And this is the headline here[1:50:07]   I haven't even read this, but it's from Rooters[1:50:11]   Comedians have psychotic personality traits[1:50:17]   Study finds, look at this[1:50:19]   Comedians have psychotic[1:50:24]   You know, when I first read this, I skimmed over it[1:50:26]   I didn't have my glasses on, it was early in the morning[1:50:29]   I thought it said comedians have psychic traits[1:50:32]   I really thought that[1:50:34]   And I'd go, damn it[1:50:36]   You know, because I thought I was a psychic around here[1:50:39]   Comedians have psychotic personality traits in London[1:50:43]   They did a study[1:50:44]   Isn't this old?[1:50:46]   Oh, this is from seven years ago[1:50:49]   We read this article on the show[1:50:53]   Guys, do not post articles from seven years ago[1:50:58]   Sorry, that's my bad, I thought it was new[1:51:00]   They're all sending you hits in the chat[1:51:02]   Yeah, I know[1:51:03]   Okay, great[1:51:04]   Let's see this, we've got Moses singing a song[1:51:08]   Do you guys know Moses?[1:51:10]   Hela Klein's brother[1:51:12]   And there's a lot to show you with this guy[1:51:15]   I've been sitting on this guy[1:51:16]   I'm fucking obsessed with him[1:51:17]   He's been one of my personal guys for a while now[1:51:20]   Where I've been watching him[1:51:22]   He's a developing story in my life[1:51:25]   I'm ready to bring you him on the show[1:51:28]   This is a Janko-like character where[1:51:30]   Yeah, he's a fool[1:51:32]   Yeah, it's Hela Klein's brother from Israel[1:51:35]   His name is Moses[1:51:37]   You're not gonna believe this[1:51:39]   Trisha Paytas, like two years ago[1:51:43]   Was on the H3 podcast[1:51:45]   You know Trisha Paytas, that big sex monster lady[1:51:49]   Who gushes and squirts[1:51:51]   She's emotional, she's crying on the floor[1:51:54]   While eating string cheese all the time[1:51:57]   I hated Trisha Paytas so deeply[1:52:02]   Back when she was on Impulsive[1:52:05]   Back when I saw her have a threesome with Adam-22[1:52:08]   And Lana the plug[1:52:10]   Who I despise[1:52:12]   Even though you think she's motherly[1:52:17]   I saw Trisha Paytas in her antics[1:52:19]   And I said, why is this a person that should even exist[1:52:22]   They should put a bullet through her head[1:52:25]   She's a giant pig monster that needs to die[1:52:30]   I can't believe[1:52:32]   That cut to now[1:52:34]   I like Trisha Paytas[1:52:36]   I really like her[1:52:37]   That's insane[1:52:40]   So this goes to show[1:52:42]   That, and I don't think I was wrong[1:52:44]   I think she leveled up[1:52:46]   I think she was this disgusting, crazy monster[1:52:50]   But then I think she figured out how to make it work for her[1:52:55]   And became an honest person[1:52:58]   Utilizing her sickness[1:53:01]   To the best of her abilities[1:53:04]   So I don't think it's, oh I had Trisha all wrong[1:53:07]   And I came around[1:53:09]   I think she figured it out[1:53:12]   And now I love her[1:53:14]   And the way she dissects people[1:53:17]   The way her brain works[1:53:19]   It's inspiring to a person like me[1:53:21]   And a lot of the world[1:53:23]   It's her renaissance by the way[1:53:26]   Like it or not[1:53:28]   And I do see a lot of people rooting her on[1:53:30]   Even here at Red Bar[1:53:32]   And you're going, wait a minute[1:53:34]   I thought Red Bar hates women[1:53:35]   I thought Red Bar hates fat women[1:53:36]   This goes to show you that you can be fat[1:53:38]   You can be crazy[1:53:40]   You can be a woman[1:53:41]   And you can have that power that they talk about[1:53:44]   Where you respect a woman for her brain and all this[1:53:48]   Maybe I'm going a little too far[1:53:50]   But isn't it funny how[1:53:52]   The women that we actually respect[1:53:56]   They don't go around like Alyssa Milano[1:53:59]   Telling you, oh it's an international women's day[1:54:01]   And oh women are power[1:54:03]   And women are this[1:54:04]   They just, you know, the proof is in the pudding[1:54:08]   And I really like Trisha now[1:54:11]   I mean, I really like her[1:54:13]   I understand she does things like that naked house tour[1:54:19]   Her body is unbelievably disgusting[1:54:22]   It is Lizzo[1:54:25]   It is, if you took Lizzo and power washed Lizzo[1:54:29]   To get the black off[1:54:30]   You'd have Trisha Paytas[1:54:32]   It's the same build[1:54:34]   It's elephantic[1:54:37]   I like to imagine Trisha Paytas butt naked[1:54:40]   And you don't have to imagine[1:54:41]   It's out there every day[1:54:43]   She has an only fan[1:54:44]   She does porn[1:54:45]   She opens and squirts[1:54:47]   There couldn't be someone more repulsive[1:54:49]   But you know what?[1:54:52]   The other side of her is fine[1:54:54]   And I can teal with it[1:54:57]   But if you put an actual[1:55:00]   Babar elephant's head on Trisha Paytas naked[1:55:03]   And combined the skin color[1:55:05]   Mixed it with grey and beige[1:55:07]   She'd be like a full elephant woman[1:55:10]   I don't want you to take offense to that Trisha[1:55:12]   I'm a fan[1:55:14]   She got married[1:55:16]   To Hila Klein's crazy weirdo brother from Israel[1:55:22]   Named Moses[1:55:24]   I'm not kidding[1:55:27]   Here he comes[1:55:30]   Now, we know a lot about Moses[1:55:33]   But at the same time[1:55:34]   We know nothing about Moses[1:55:37]   Where did he come from?[1:55:38]   How does he have money?[1:55:41]   I like that. I learned that from the show[1:55:43]   That 70's show[1:55:44]   That dad, Eric, came in[1:55:46]   I tell you this all the time[1:55:47]   Eric, the kid, came in[1:55:49]   He's counting some money[1:55:50]   In the kitchen[1:55:51]   And his dad's sitting there[1:55:52]   And he sees this[1:55:53]   And he goes[1:55:54]   Why do you have money?[1:55:57]   And the crowd roared[1:55:59]   Because, yeah, why does he have money?[1:56:01]   And the dad's a little jealous[1:56:03]   And ticked off at that[1:56:04]   That's very beautiful[1:56:05]   That's comedy[1:56:09]   Moses[1:56:10]   How does he have money?[1:56:13]   They met[1:56:14]   Trisha and Moses met[1:56:15]   Because Trisha, two years ago[1:56:17]   Was on the H3 podcast[1:56:20]   With hedonisms[1:56:22]   Ethan Klein[1:56:24]   Pizza's Ethan Klein[1:56:26]   You know, he's addicted to pie pizza[1:56:28]   Pizza pie?[1:56:30]   That's his favorite dinner[1:56:32]   Every fucking day[1:56:34]   He eats a pizza[1:56:37]   Imagine, lazy boy[1:56:39]   Sitting on the couch[1:56:41]   Eating slice after slice[1:56:44]   With that fucking cafeteria haircut[1:56:48]   I mean, really, that's too far[1:56:51]   His slobidisms[1:56:53]   Go too far for me[1:56:54]   He is a true, lazy slob[1:56:58]   But on this show, Frenemies[1:57:00]   That he now does with Trisha[1:57:02]   He's great[1:57:03]   They're the new Regis and Kelly[1:57:05]   The difference between how funny Ethan is on Frenemies[1:57:08]   Versus the H3 podcast[1:57:10]   Is, like, unbelievable[1:57:11]   It's not that he's funnier[1:57:13]   It's that they're in this charisma loop[1:57:18]   They're in this charisma flow state[1:57:21]   That they get into[1:57:22]   And it's like Regis and Kelly[1:57:24]   It's, uh, this could be on ABC[1:57:26]   This could be a morning show[1:57:28]   Where it's Trisha and Ethan[1:57:30]   And the whole world agrees[1:57:32]   Frenemies gets, like, three million views[1:57:34]   Within a week, per episode[1:57:36]   The world's fallen in love with Frenemies[1:57:39]   It's the resurgence of Trisha[1:57:41]   It's the renaissance of the H3 podcast[1:57:44]   But Trisha Paytas[1:57:46]   The only reason she even is in this world[1:57:50]   Is because she was brought on the H3 podcast[1:57:52]   As a joke, as a fool[1:57:54]   Like, if we had Michael Ray Bauer on[1:57:56]   But then it turned out we became friends with Bauer[1:57:59]   And he leveled up[1:58:00]   And we started being friends with him[1:58:02]   Speaking of Bauer, we got a crazy picture[1:58:04]   To show you[1:58:05]   Um, Trisha comes on[1:58:08]   Cause they had a bachelor[1:58:09]   A fake bachelor thing[1:58:11]   Where they were gonna get Trisha Paytas[1:58:13]   To be the bachelorette[1:58:14]   And then their wacky fans call in[1:58:17]   You know, it's another bit that Ethan ripped off[1:58:19]   From Howard Stern, probably[1:58:21]   And then the fan, she gets to pick the fan[1:58:24]   As their suitor[1:58:25]   And then hook up[1:58:27]   And it was just a gag to make fun of Trisha[1:58:29]   The big monster[1:58:31]   But then guess what happened?[1:58:33]   Hila's brother[1:58:35]   Her legit brother[1:58:36]   This crazy Jesus-looking guy named Moses[1:58:40]   From Israel[1:58:41]   You wanna play a little video of him behind you[1:58:43]   Yeah, yeah[1:58:44]   He actually fell in love with Trisha[1:58:48]   And we thought this was a joke[1:58:50]   Cut to now[1:58:51]   They're married[1:58:54]   And Trisha Paytas, the joke of YouTube[1:58:57]   Is now Ethan Klein's sister-in-law[1:59:00]   And they're one big happy fan[1:59:01]   This is really happening[1:59:03]   Yes[1:59:04]   And this guy, Moses, is incredible[1:59:07]   No one knows how he has money[1:59:09]   But he's got a lot of money[1:59:10]   They just bought like a $28 million home[1:59:13]   In LA[1:59:14]   Her and Trisha, they got married[1:59:16]   $28 million home[1:59:17]   No one knows what he does for a living[1:59:20]   But he's a water hobbyist[1:59:23]   He takes photographs of water[1:59:27]   And he has a water museum[1:59:30]   Let me play you some of Moses[1:59:32]   This is Moses[1:59:33]   This is who he is[1:59:34]   You gotta get to love this guy[1:59:37]   Channel Water[1:59:39]   And he's so out of it[1:59:41]   But he's so right at the same time[1:59:43]   Welcome back to Channel Water[1:59:45]   Today I want to continue[1:59:46]   This is no joke[1:59:47]   Hila Klein's brother mama[1:59:50]   He is exactly like Hila but nicer[1:59:54]   I want Ethan to marry Trisha and Hila to marry him[1:59:58]   I feel a lot of sexual tension between Ethan and Trisha[2:00:02]   This is Moses[2:00:03]   This is not a joke[2:00:05]   It's his YouTube channel[2:00:06]   And this is a video called[2:00:07]   My Identity is Water[2:00:11]   You gotta see this guy[2:00:14]   You gotta see this guy[2:00:16]   Channel Water[2:00:17]   It's cold[2:00:18]   This is so funny[2:00:19]   Welcome back to Channel Water[2:00:21]   Today I want to continue talking about my personal journey[2:00:25]   Into water and[2:00:27]   He has the innocence of a dog[2:00:32]   He has the innocence of a dog[2:00:34]   Where you go I don't care if you were bad[2:00:36]   You're nice[2:00:37]   You ever looked into a dog and you go[2:00:39]   Why we love them so much because they're pure innocent[2:00:42]   Even if they're bad they're innocent[2:00:43]   They're so innocent[2:00:45]   And they're so nice[2:00:47]   I'm blown away by dogs[2:00:49]   And the love they give to man[2:00:52]   Moses is no different than dog[2:00:56]   Which is a positive[2:00:58]   Look at this guy[2:00:59]   This is really what he looks like[2:01:01]   Long hair like Hila[2:01:04]   Broken English[2:01:05]   You gotta hear this guy[2:01:07]   Mainly about the identity[2:01:09]   What does it mean to have this identity of water[2:01:13]   Or in a way the way I see it is not having an identity[2:01:18]   So let me dive into that and explain that further[2:01:22]   All human beings are born into a certain equation[2:01:27]   So when you're born you're told that you belong to a certain family, city, nation[2:01:35]   He's out of his mind[2:01:36]   Do we have any more clips of him?[2:01:37]   I'd like to show people a little variety[2:01:39]   Click on channel water and see if there's anything[2:01:41]   Well his YouTube is a little goofy[2:01:43]   Do we have anything with him and Trisha to show you how he is[2:01:47]   Because you know this is just his weird stuff[2:01:51]   I want to show you some different sides of him[2:01:54]   And again this is a guy I've been sitting on for about a year now[2:01:57]   I've seen enough[2:01:59]   He's ready to be covered[2:02:01]   This is a cute covering like George Jenko[2:02:04]   We're covering his cute[2:02:06]   I'd love to be friends with this guy[2:02:08]   I'd love to go to my[2:02:10]   Hannah Gadsby stop coming to lunch with me[2:02:12]   Me and that Hannah Gadsby comedian[2:02:14]   Nanette[2:02:16]   We used to meet up for lunch in France[2:02:18]   Once a week and talk down about other people[2:02:22]   And how much better we are than them[2:02:24]   She's out[2:02:26]   But I'd love to schedule a lunch with Moses[2:02:30]   And he's rich[2:02:32]   Here he is let's see him with Trisha[2:02:34]   He's married to her now[2:02:36]   This is their new house[2:02:38]   Let's see what he does[2:02:42]   They're opening a hot and fresh pizza pie[2:02:50]   You got to watch this guy[2:02:56]   Cheese pizza[2:02:58]   They're getting ready to film[2:03:04]   Here they come[2:03:10]   And he's fully Jewish[2:03:12]   Here he is look at Moses[2:03:14]   He's married to Trisha[2:03:16]   He's up to something huh[2:03:20]   Look at this guy[2:03:22]   What goes on in his mind[2:03:26]   This is their video[2:03:28]   This gets millions of clicks[2:03:30]   They're rich[2:03:32]   From this[2:03:34]   This is what they do[2:03:38]   It's remarkable to me[2:03:40]   Here they are[2:03:42]   First mukbang in the new house[2:03:44]   We need stools I guess[2:03:46]   But we have a table and chair and I just thought it would be cool to show the kitchen[2:03:48]   Beep open this pizza[2:03:50]   Celebrate[2:03:52]   It's like an award[2:03:54]   It's like a reward[2:03:56]   You know she's a bi-polo[2:03:58]   Schizomaniac[2:04:00]   She wakes up in the middle of the night hearing demon voices[2:04:02]   And she walks to the cellar[2:04:04]   To obey them[2:04:06]   I'm not kidding[2:04:08]   And he has to deal with it all[2:04:10]   Imagine how scary that would be[2:04:12]   If you had a schizophrenic[2:04:14]   Bi-polo and she really[2:04:16]   She says I hear voices[2:04:18]   There's a demon voice that comes to me[2:04:20]   Twice a week that instructs me[2:04:22]   To do things she wakes up out of bed[2:04:24]   She walks to her[2:04:26]   Cellar[2:04:28]   And they have mukbangs together[2:04:30]   And it's you know what?[2:04:32]   It's really one of those things[2:04:34]   You can't really show you[2:04:36]   I know you have to watch every minute[2:04:38]   It's the in between things they say[2:04:40]   You'll have to watch about 40 minutes of them[2:04:42]   Silently eating pizza[2:04:44]   And it's the little[2:04:46]   chime-ins that he does[2:04:48]   That are so remarkable[2:04:50]   It's these tiny little[2:04:52]   Here's one maybe we'll get to the point[2:04:54]   Maybe they'll get to the point quicker[2:04:56]   You're in her car[2:04:58]   Here we go[2:05:00]   Babe[2:05:02]   No this is your food[2:05:04]   This is your people[2:05:06]   You ordered me a[2:05:08]   Is this mine?[2:05:10]   A playful apple?[2:05:12]   Let's just see if we can catch anything[2:05:14]   I don't have anything picked out[2:05:16]   Let's see if we can catch anything[2:05:18]   Ok we'll be right back with the Israeli Mustang[2:05:20]   Ok we're back[2:05:22]   I did my first bite on TikTok cause[2:05:24]   All these superstars follow me on there[2:05:26]   Eliad followed me[2:05:28]   Neta does not follow me[2:05:30]   Tal does not follow me but those are my dreams[2:05:32]   She said her brother's name was Tal and I was gonna be like[2:05:34]   Oh is it like... You know I'm starting to think[2:05:36]   Hila and her brother were sent here from the[2:05:38]   Israeli government[2:05:40]   To do some sort of program[2:05:42]   Where they get involved with the pop culture[2:05:44]   And influencers[2:05:46]   You know[2:05:48]   Again you got Ethan married[2:05:50]   To Hila[2:05:52]   Married to Trisha a giant YouTube[2:05:54]   Star[2:05:56]   Again should they swap[2:05:58]   Should they have a swap[2:06:00]   I know there's some complications there with[2:06:02]   Hila and her brother[2:06:04]   But I think they're a better match[2:06:06]   I know that[2:06:08]   Fat Ethan and Fat Trisha they could have[2:06:10]   Their mukbangs they could eat their cheese[2:06:12]   Together[2:06:14]   They're perfect together and Moses is perfect[2:06:16]   With Hila[2:06:18]   You wouldn't eat out Hila with that giant[2:06:20]   Ethan muff[2:06:22]   It's a negative 25 degree[2:06:24]   Muff meaning if you[2:06:26]   Bury your face in that you could survive[2:06:28]   A negative 25 degree[2:06:30]   Fahrenheit night[2:06:32]   You can't Hila's muff is[2:06:34]   So complex[2:06:36]   It's got[2:06:38]   Tunneling it's got a cave system[2:06:40]   Within the[2:06:42]   Convoluted crunchiness[2:06:44]   Of the muff if you sent a[2:06:46]   Miniature camera in there it would fly around[2:06:48]   Like a fractal 3D fractal[2:06:50]   Video[2:06:52]   It would go through tunnels[2:06:54]   And chambers and[2:06:56]   Tombs and cave systems[2:06:58]   And water features[2:07:00]   Oh there's a part it takes[2:07:02]   Two days to get to[2:07:04]   But once you get in there there's this beautiful[2:07:06]   Waterfall[2:07:08]   That is only available for one[2:07:10]   Day a year within Hila's[2:07:12]   Muff[2:07:14]   If you could stomach[2:07:16]   The smell once you get[2:07:18]   About a mile into that muff[2:07:22]   Do I smell black[2:07:24]   People or is this Hila's muff[2:07:26]   Midway[2:07:28]   I do not have a muff no thank you[2:07:30]   You got a muff down there trust me[2:07:32]   One time there was an episode with[2:07:34]   Where Moses and[2:07:36]   Trisha were fighting and Trisha was like[2:07:38]   Moses told me that he prefers[2:07:40]   It when I'm waxed but I[2:07:42]   Shaved[2:07:44]   I like it when you're waxed[2:07:46]   I like a wax[2:07:48]   Oh you like a wax well then you're not gonna like[2:07:50]   Your sister there's so many things[2:07:52]   That they've done I'm gonna start writing them all[2:07:54]   Down[2:07:56]   Let's just see if we could catch[2:07:58]   Them again this is called discovery[2:08:00]   Introductory[2:08:02]   And usually I got nothing to show you[2:08:04]   Right off the bat once you guys get to know[2:08:06]   Moses you gotta get to know[2:08:08]   The character to understand[2:08:10]   How outlandish the moments[2:08:12]   We're gonna pick are[2:08:14]   Um so sometimes[2:08:16]   We just gotta show you some random stuff[2:08:18]   Here you go[2:08:20]   That though[2:08:22]   I remember you telling me it was a common name[2:08:24]   Okay so we're eating[2:08:26]   Falafel with my falafel[2:08:28]   Daddy Moshe[2:08:30]   He told me I can't call him that[2:08:34]   Why not[2:08:36]   Look at what someone said about[2:08:38]   Hila imagine her[2:08:40]   Fucking snatch before[2:08:42]   Mode[2:08:44]   Or wait no no he didn't say that imagine[2:08:46]   Her fucking snatch being[2:08:48]   Mode[2:08:50]   That's what he said[2:08:52]   Yeah I do imagine[2:08:54]   That with a mini lawnmower[2:08:56]   But it's[2:08:58]   To scale it's got all the same[2:09:00]   Features[2:09:02]   You're hitting rock[2:09:04]   I love that muff[2:09:08]   Can we make a 3D animation[2:09:10]   Where she's sitting there like spread[2:09:12]   All you see is this big black darkness[2:09:14]   This V[2:09:16]   Like Kanye's famous video[2:09:18]   And then you see let's shrink down[2:09:20]   And take a mini spaceship[2:09:22]   In Newer Muff and we go in[2:09:24]   And we see all the little guys[2:09:26]   We're hanging lanterns[2:09:28]   Every ten feet[2:09:30]   To see through it starts to look like El Chapo's[2:09:32]   Escape plan[2:09:34]   In one area[2:09:36]   Areas[2:09:38]   It's a muff[2:09:40]   That's a muff[2:09:42]   That's what I say when I'm done[2:09:44]   Talking about a girl's snatch[2:09:46]   That'll be a muff[2:09:50]   Here you go let's see if we can[2:09:52]   Catch him and then I'll show you this quick little video of him[2:09:54]   Singing he also sings[2:09:56]   I'm telling you get into Moses[2:09:58]   He's a great pastime[2:10:00]   Maybe in Israel[2:10:02]   Here on Moses[2:10:04]   We met[2:10:06]   These super hot[2:10:08]   Israeli girls[2:10:10]   They were very young like college age[2:10:12]   And they were so pretty[2:10:14]   It was Danny and I know the other one's name[2:10:16]   I just can't pronounce it was like Aiden[2:10:18]   A-I-D[2:10:20]   A-D-I-A-Adi[2:10:22]   Shit it was a Jewish name[2:10:24]   Like A-D-I-A-N[2:10:26]   Or A-I-D-A-N[2:10:28]   I just followed her on Instagram[2:10:30]   It was Danny and[2:10:32]   No I can't say the name[2:10:34]   But they were oh this girl[2:10:36]   A-D-A-D-N[2:10:38]   A-D-I-N[2:10:40]   And they were so pretty[2:10:42]   And I was actually here like[2:10:44]   If you're watching this going I don't get it[2:10:46]   There's nothing here[2:10:48]   We're experiencing[2:10:50]   Moses and his name's Moses[2:10:52]   Like think about that[2:10:54]   You shouldn't be naming your kid Moses[2:10:56]   Or Jesus or God[2:10:58]   So I just wanted to show you[2:11:00]   Just one thing where's him singing that little song[2:11:02]   On TikTok[2:11:04]   Moses sings a little song here you go[2:11:06]   It's him on TikTok[2:11:08]   Hopefully we have a rep it could just be a link[2:11:10]   Oh no it'll play I think[2:11:12]   Listen to what he does[2:11:14]   He can sing in English[2:11:16]   A little fish[2:11:18]   You would want to squish[2:11:20]   He only ever had one[2:11:22]   Wish to get married[2:11:24]   To a girl named Trish[2:11:26]   Woah[2:11:28]   Uptown Fish[2:11:30]   Wait Uptown Fish[2:11:32]   Get me Uptown Girl[2:11:34]   Uptown Fish[2:11:36]   Wait Uptown Fish a little[2:11:38]   Oh so this is a TikTok trend[2:11:40]   Well Fish[2:11:42]   Is one of Trish's nicknames[2:11:44]   There's a lot of people singing this[2:11:46]   But listen to his sweet voice[2:11:48]   You know[2:11:50]   Uptown Fish[2:11:52]   A little face you would want to squish[2:11:54]   He only ever had one[2:11:56]   Wish to get married[2:11:58]   To a girl named Trish[2:12:00]   Ah and then he looks at the camera[2:12:02]   Uptown Fish[2:12:04]   He's got so much up his sleeve[2:12:06]   You could sink him like a stone[2:12:08]   In any lake in this[2:12:10]   Fucking country[2:12:12]   I'm telling you[2:12:14]   Follow Moses[2:12:16]   Let's try another performance here[2:12:18]   Here we go[2:12:20]   Uptown Trish[2:12:22]   Hit it[2:12:24]   All the stuff, watch this[2:12:26]   Look at this[2:12:28]   Really? This is Red Hot Chili[2:12:30]   Porcelain?[2:12:32]   What the hell is this?[2:12:34]   I've never heard that in my life[2:12:36]   Why did you pick it?[2:12:38]   Oh what the hell is this?[2:12:40]   Let's start over[2:12:44]   That ruined the whole performance here[2:12:46]   It's okay[2:12:48]   I don't know why that was even in my chat[2:12:50]   Because you told me to send the songs people requested[2:12:52]   Oh lower it[2:12:54]   Here we go[2:12:56]   Got the lights[2:12:58]   Lights are lowered[2:13:04]   I don't really like that song[2:13:06]   To be honest. What else did they send here?[2:13:12]   I Get Around the Beach Boys? No no no[2:13:14]   All those songs are derivative[2:13:16]   Donovan[2:13:18]   Season of the Witch? I mean what are people sending me?[2:13:20]   You know what maybe I'll control all the lights here[2:13:22]   Because now I got this still going[2:13:24]   We got to reset to zero here[2:13:26]   Let's reset to zero[2:13:28]   I told you you're going to be scrambling on that[2:13:30]   You're going to be scrambling on these remotes[2:13:32]   This is going to be a big job[2:13:34]   This is why Aerosmith's roadies are paid well[2:13:36]   Alright there's a lot of people who go into making a performance here[2:13:38]   I realize[2:13:40]   No shake it off that's terrible[2:13:42]   I mean the stuff people suggest to me[2:13:44]   It's so repetitive and bad[2:13:46]   You don't want these repetitive[2:13:48]   Songs that are only good[2:13:50]   On the radio[2:13:52]   You want something that's a live[2:13:54]   Performance? No that one is trash[2:13:56]   And the other problem with these songs[2:13:58]   We're running out of all the good[2:14:00]   Songs they don't make these[2:14:02]   Karaoke versions of[2:14:04]   We were so close[2:14:06]   Cleaning out my closet? No[2:14:08]   Unbelievably[2:14:10]   It's got to be something better[2:14:12]   Here[2:14:14]   Skitch and a chew[2:14:16]   Skitch and a chew[2:14:18]   Let's see what this one[2:14:20]   was[2:14:22]   I don't know that song[2:14:24]   It's getting tough here[2:14:26]   We've really done all the[2:14:28]   basic hits we asked you guys[2:14:30]   I wanted[2:14:32]   We would have done this Uptown Girl[2:14:34]   Had I not had that damn Red Hot Chili Peppers[2:14:36]   song that I've never even heard[2:14:38]   by the way[2:14:40]   I can't believe someone suggested[2:14:42]   The Aquabats[2:14:44]   I mean you guys are crazy[2:14:46]   Sublime[2:14:48]   SS46 that's my number[2:14:50]   Ball and Chain[2:14:52]   No[2:14:54]   No[2:14:56]   These are really bad[2:14:58]   This is all that you got sent to during this whole thing[2:15:00]   We need almost like a second[2:15:02]   Girl in here to go over just[2:15:04]   Karaoke here[2:15:06]   I send you every single[2:15:08]   Karaoke song that exists[2:15:10]   And you say no to all of them[2:15:12]   Well believe me[2:15:14]   Me saying no[2:15:16]   is providing a service for everyone involved[2:15:18]   I understand of course[2:15:20]   Less than Jake the silence[2:15:22]   of selling yourself I've never heard of any of these[2:15:24]   Stone Temple Pilots trippin' on a[2:15:26]   hole[2:15:28]   I don't think anyone's heard that song[2:15:30]   I almost want to play that to see[2:15:32]   Stone Temple Pilots had three songs[2:15:34]   I don't know who these people are[2:15:36]   take on me[2:15:38]   Terrible, terrible Karaoke song[2:15:40]   Oh take me out[2:15:42]   Franz Ferdinand[2:15:44]   Also terrible[2:15:46]   Stone Temple Pilots trippin'[2:15:52]   Not for me[2:15:54]   Isn't that a shame we want to do some[2:15:56]   great epic performance I'm telling you[2:15:58]   these songs are tragic[2:16:04]   This is even worse[2:16:06]   I know and I don't tell you because I don't have any songs[2:16:08]   that I know that are good[2:16:10]   I'm telling you we're out of fucking music here[2:16:12]   And every time I hear a song I'm like can you do this as Karaoke[2:16:14]   you should've wrote it down and he goes no[2:16:16]   The answer is no because these songs aren't[2:16:18]   entertaining they're not good[2:16:20]   They weren't meant to be sang[2:16:22]   and uploaded in the first place[2:16:24]   I don't sit around doing[2:16:26]   nonsense songs[2:16:28]   We're just trying to help[2:16:30]   You keep clicking on them I don't need to keep clicking on them[2:16:32]   these are fan suggestions Whitney Houston[2:16:34]   no never this isn't a joke[2:16:36]   these are live performances not jokes[2:16:38]   we don't do[2:16:40]   Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back[2:16:42]   these aren't joke songs[2:16:44]   I want to inspire[2:16:46]   I want people to cry during these[2:16:48]   performances not sit there and go[2:16:50]   ha ha isn't that funny[2:16:52]   Christina Aguilera is dirty[2:16:54]   Is that even a song?[2:16:56]   Can that even be sang?[2:16:58]   You know how do you even sing that?[2:17:00]   Not again! Not again![2:17:02]   It's not a song that's just me screaming[2:17:04]   It can sound good[2:17:06]   Can't people think what would sound good?[2:17:08]   This is probably what happened with those[2:17:10]   American Idol contestants and their little[2:17:12]   band piano fag leaders[2:17:14]   that are sitting there going what about this song?[2:17:16]   No[2:17:18]   Think of this as American Idol[2:17:20]   Do you want me singing Christina Aguilera's[2:17:22]   Dirty? Is that going to get me to the second round?[2:17:24]   What is this?[2:17:26]   Dire Straits never heard of it[2:17:28]   Where is my mind[2:17:30]   that couldn't be more pathetic of a[2:17:32]   karaoke song?[2:17:34]   That song is like the number five[2:17:36]   track on every karaoke[2:17:38]   list in the country[2:17:40]   You can't simply type in karaoke[2:17:42]   you're going to get the most mainstream results[2:17:44]   We need to thank people[2:17:46]   We're in trouble here[2:17:48]   We're in trouble[2:17:50]   Don't Speak by No Doubt[2:17:52]   I like this song[2:17:54]   Again[2:17:56]   You've got a lot of stipulations[2:17:58]   Well do people need to hear me[2:18:00]   I love watching these songs that are so[2:18:02]   played out in their own minds[2:18:04]   It's not even exciting[2:18:06]   Why don't you just wait to do karaoke[2:18:08]   until you have a song that you like[2:18:10]   Wow look at that[2:18:12]   How about you find me a fucking song[2:18:14]   or everybody's fired[2:18:18]   There's a lot more coming in[2:18:20]   I'm sending you them all[2:18:22]   Here we're going to see these[2:18:24]   I just don't want to waste anybody's time[2:18:26]   but Don't Speak, The Pixies[2:18:28]   Over and over again that is[2:18:30]   simplistic that's been done[2:18:32]   Even Anthony Cooney is doing those[2:18:34]   Don't Speak by No Doubt[2:18:36]   We've done it a hundred times[2:18:38]   Ha ha ha Remember No Doubt[2:18:40]   Is that the joke?[2:18:42]   These things shouldn't be a joke[2:18:44]   The offspring[2:18:46]   You're repulsing me here[2:18:48]   Keep them separated, come out and play[2:18:52]   Don't start with me Syrian[2:18:58]   And you don't even want to hear these songs[2:19:00]   The people who are suggesting these songs[2:19:02]   You don't even want to hear them, you're just coming up with[2:19:04]   songs that you know and you're asking for them[2:19:06]   I'm telling you, those aren't what you want to hear[2:19:08]   This is a lot harder, this is an art[2:19:12]   Only want to be with you Hootie and the Blowfish[2:19:14]   Again, I'm not here to perform[2:19:16]   joke songs for people[2:19:18]   throughout time[2:19:20]   to look like some asshole[2:19:24]   Yay Monster, they don't make a[2:19:26]   karaoke version of that[2:19:28]   Weezer, Pink Tri-[2:19:30]   This is good, here you go, Pink Triangle by Weezer[2:19:32]   Let's hit it Jules[2:19:34]   Get those lights going, here you go[2:19:36]   Now this, this is a song[2:19:38]   Here you go[2:19:44]   Finally, finally[2:19:46]   They've come through[2:19:52]   Oh yeah, I got a hand[2:19:56]   When I'm safe but long enough[2:20:00]   I start to look around for love[2:20:04]   She is sweet and glorious[2:20:08]   My mind begins to arrangement[2:20:12]   But when I start to feel that[2:20:18]   Turns out I was poor myself[2:20:20]   She would never go with me[2:20:24]   She would never go with me[2:20:28]   We're all the last girl I know[2:20:30]   I thought she's a lesbian[2:20:34]   I thought I found the one[2:20:38]   We was good as married in my mind[2:20:42]   But married in my mind so good[2:20:46]   Pink Triangle, honestly[2:20:50]   Let me know the truth[2:20:52]   Let me know the truth[2:21:04]   Man, I smoked a few in my time[2:21:08]   When everybody was a crime[2:21:12]   Me, the day would surely come[2:21:16]   When I'd chill and settle down[2:21:20]   When I think I found a good old fashioned girl[2:21:24]   Then she puts me in my face[2:21:28]   Everyone's a little queer[2:21:32]   Why can't you be a little straight?[2:21:36]   I thought she's a lesbian[2:21:38]   I thought I found the one[2:21:42]   We was good as married in my mind[2:21:46]   But married in my mind so good[2:21:50]   Pink Triangle, honestly[2:21:54]   Let me know the truth[2:21:56]   Let me know the truth[2:22:12]   Let me hear the kicks out, huh?[2:22:16]   Very cool[2:22:20]   Looks like a rock show[2:22:32]   I thought she's a lesbian[2:22:36]   I thought I found the one[2:22:40]   We were good as married in my mind[2:22:44]   But married in my mind so good[2:22:48]   Pink Triangle, honestly[2:22:52]   Let me know the truth[2:22:56]   Let me know the truth[2:23:00]   I thought she's a lesbian[2:23:04]   I thought I found the one[2:23:08]   We were good as married in my mind[2:23:12]   But married in my mind so good[2:23:16]   Pink Triangle, honestly[2:23:20]   Let me know the truth[2:23:24]   Let me know the truth[2:23:28]   Let me know the truth[2:23:38]   Alright, we'll take a break, we'll be right back[2:23:42]   It's Redbar, we'll see you soon[2:24:08]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:24:12]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:24:16]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:24:20]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:24:24]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:24:28]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:24:32]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:24:36]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:24:40]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:24:44]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:06]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:10]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:14]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:18]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:22]   Fuck that clown[2:25:26]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:30]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:34]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:38]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:42]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:46]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:50]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:54]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:25:58]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:26:02]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:26:06]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:26:10]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:26:14]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:26:18]   Fuck that clown, we know[2:26:22]   You should start listening to the weed.[2:26:46]   They get nervous when they smoke weed. Yeah dude. That's a beta male sign.[2:26:50]   Oh that's interesting. He's right. If you get nervous means two things.[2:26:54]   You're a beta. Stop calling me that. Or you've got a lot of secrets in a belly full of guilt.[2:26:58]   Yeah dude. And the weed makes you want to throw up that guilt. I really start to hate myself.[2:27:02]   Let's take this yet. It's almost like a bully with the weed. You're finished.[2:27:06]   Finished.[2:27:10]   It's so much pressure.[2:27:14]   Are you ready for me?[2:27:18]   Are you ready for me?[2:27:22]   Are you ready for me and you?[2:27:26]   Are you ready for me and you?[2:27:30]   We're suppressing some shit. Not me. I'm gay.[2:27:34]   I start to look at my flaws. Not me.[2:27:38]   I don't know if we have to be like fucking losers.[2:27:42]   My mental is so gentle.[2:27:46]   My mental is so gentle.[2:27:50]   I can't hear anymore. Stop it. Everybody stop panicking.[2:27:54]   Or I'll shoot you dead.[2:27:58]   Red bar will be right back after this.[2:28:16]   She's love. She's love. She's love.[2:28:20]   She might be dead.[2:28:24]   Love lingered last in line for brains.[2:28:28]   And the one she got was sort of rotten and insane.[2:28:32]   Small things so sad that birds could land.[2:28:36]   Is love fast asleep or rocking out with the band?[2:28:40]   She's love. She's love. And my head.[2:28:44]   She's love. She's love. She's love. She might be dead.[2:28:54]   There's a band called the Presidents of the United States of America.[2:29:00]   We love these guys. We'll be right back.[2:29:04]   Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.[2:29:10]   Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.[2:29:12]   Very sick to hear.[2:29:18]   Love was limping on me and needed shoveling.[2:29:22]   Slipped on a kiss and tumbled into life.[2:29:25]   She spent her 20 between the sheets.[2:29:28]   And life limped along at subsonic speeds.[2:29:32]   She's love. She's love. She's in my head.[2:29:38]   She's love. She's love. She's love. She might be dead.[2:29:45]   Is the slump out of my head? I think so.[2:29:52]   Is the slump out of my head? I think so.[2:29:57]   Is the slump out of my head? I think so.[2:30:05]   Is the slump out of my head? I think so.[2:30:10]   I'm going to Austin. It's so fucking awesome.[2:30:14]   Welcome back to Red Var. Vibrant.[2:30:18]   The show that goes anywhere and does anything. Hopefully you like that last performance.[2:30:23]   You know, these are test runs here with the theatrics here.[2:30:27]   I'm a little out of my element here. I'm trying to do the detonator.[2:30:32]   I like that it came with a detonator.[2:30:35]   You see this is how cute this is. I didn't know my fog machine was going to come with this when I purchased it off Amazon.[2:30:40]   It's a little remote. It even has an antenna you pull up.[2:30:45]   You see that? And then, isn't that so crazy?[2:30:49]   If I had this as a kid, a detonator, I almost want to carry this fog machine in like a Camelback backpack.[2:30:57]   And then I met people at the store and I just go, oh, is that right? Is that OK? Yeah.[2:31:05]   Did you fart? Did you just fart?[2:31:09]   I think that's very cool. Welcome back to Red Var. We've got some great clips.[2:31:13]   I just want to say throughout the week, if you're you, the listeners,[2:31:17]   if you hear a song that you're like, what a great karaoke song, do not be afraid. Please send it to me.[2:31:22]   I want to compile the greatest. Send her anything. Send her some photographs.[2:31:28]   So, yeah, we've got a great, great, great, great, great experience for you guys today.[2:31:34]   Let's have another Woodinville. Have a Woodinville.[2:31:38]   And while we were talking about Trisha and Hila and the like, you should play that clip of Ethan calling Hila Trisha.[2:31:46]   Because, yeah, look at that. Ethan is falling in love with this. Trisha will show you that clip.[2:31:50]   I got some other gags here that I'm dying to to chop at here. Oh, my God.[2:31:55]   As well, some hidden gags. I don't even know about throughout the week.[2:31:59]   You know, I really got to start doing that every week.[2:32:01]   I want to go on Amazon and figure out what could be a funny gag or a funny look or a funny update.[2:32:09]   But now I want to start spending the money.[2:32:11]   I want to you know, I used to have very cheap plastic cactus cops or something like that.[2:32:16]   Very funny. But I want to up that. Get some very expensive cactus cops or maybe can somebody make me.[2:32:25]   And if you could do I know we got woodworkers out there, glass blowers.[2:32:29]   Is there anybody out there that could make me a tiki cop?[2:32:34]   You know, about a seven inch high tiki cop.[2:32:37]   But instead of that classic tiki men, you know, tribe men, it's a carved out George Floyd.[2:32:45]   Can somebody imagine that? But it's in tiki brown.[2:32:50]   So, you know, and it's got those. It's made out of wood. Maybe it's carved out of wood. Maybe it's a ceramic.[2:32:56]   I like a wood carved tiki glass. It's very hard to find those these days.[2:33:00]   They've bought them all up. I want to talk about something very important.[2:33:04]   It has nothing to do with fools bashing or comedy or hate.[2:33:11]   Old cool stuff is very scarce right now.[2:33:17]   Seven years ago. Here's an example. Seven years ago, you could go on eBay and type in pinball machine.[2:33:25]   And you would see so many options that you would think, oh, there's no rush to buy a pinball machine.[2:33:32]   I could buy one of these cool 80s pinball machines any day, any time.[2:33:38]   There are only twenty three hundred bucks. OK, cut to today.[2:33:44]   Type in pinball machine. You could scroll. You'll get to the end of the list.[2:33:51]   And guess what? They're all seventy five hundred dollars minimum and none of them are cool.[2:33:58]   The Aerosmith pinball machine gone, the Rambo pinball machine gone, the ninja.[2:34:03]   All the coolest pinball machines are taken. Everybody thought they were cool.[2:34:09]   Everyone went on eBay. Everyone got one. It's scraps that are left.[2:34:14]   You're going, OK, who cares? I was looking for a tiki vintage tiki cup the other day.[2:34:20]   Those are all gone, too. All you have are reproductions.[2:34:25]   This could be it for the cool old stuff. You know, I always wanted a cigarette vending machine in my house.[2:34:33]   I always thought those were cool. You know, I grew up in the 80s and 90s.[2:34:38]   And every weekend my I had this white trash shitty uncle and he was part of a bowling league in a town that I couldn't even tell you.[2:34:48]   I went to this town every week for five years.[2:34:52]   I couldn't tell you was like they blindfolded me and put me in the trunk.[2:34:55]   I couldn't tell you where the fuck it was. And it was probably only 30 minutes from my home. It was so old.[2:35:02]   I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and outside of Chicago throughout the 80s and 90s.[2:35:08]   Those suburbs remained as is, as they were from like the 60s and 70s.[2:35:15]   So I dig into these childhood memories and I start remembering my grandparents little apartment that they had.[2:35:22]   It was like a fucking 70s weirdo. It doesn't exist in today's timeline.[2:35:29]   Do you remember your grandma? Do you ever remember your grandma dying and you went to her apartment and your family said you guys could take what you want?[2:35:37]   Yes. I remember this fought over the stuff and everybody argued.[2:35:42]   Yeah. Have you done this with your family? It's a beautiful thing. I don't know if this is a legit thing.[2:35:48]   I don't know where families got this. Who gives the rule book to what families do when a relative dies?[2:35:53]   But they have this thing where they're like, oh, your grandma's dead. We're all going to her apartment to dig through her belongings and take what you want.[2:36:02]   And everybody went there, the whole family. And I went in your drawers. I'm stealing all the change.[2:36:07]   I was addicted to change back then. You know, my eyes would light up. She's got a collection of quarters.[2:36:15]   I want those. That's cash. I could use that. Trade that in. I don't need this crap. But I remember her apartment.[2:36:21]   They had these low ceilinged apartments where every room was divided up. There was no open floor plan.[2:36:28]   Everything was a separate room. You had about eight dens that were all a carpeted square room.[2:36:35]   Yes, my grandma's basement had like so many rooms. Your grandma had a basement? Yes, there was a basement.[2:36:41]   Where I come from, grandmas do not have basements, bro.[2:36:43]   One of the rooms was only jars, like canning jars for jams and stuff. And it was all shelves.[2:36:51]   And then there was like 50 other rooms where God knows what happened in there.[2:36:55]   This guy says my grandma dying. Oh, yeah, it was a joyous day. I will hardly forget.[2:36:59]   I wish I had a grandma that was alive today to die at my hands because I would turn that funeral upside down.[2:37:07]   Tiki funeral, a Tiki themed funeral. My grandma wanted nothing to do with the Caribbean, but I decked this place out like a black Calypso.[2:37:17]   So I went on eBay and I tried to get a Tiki glass. They're all gone, too.[2:37:22]   There is a time that is almost buried and gone. All right. I'm getting worried about this.[2:37:28]   I thought I had my whole life to decorate with all these bar collectibles and old school.[2:37:33]   I've always been obsessed with vending machines from the 80s.[2:37:38]   So what I was saying is I went to this once a week. I went to this weird bowling alley.[2:37:43]   This is where my whole style. This is where everything comes from. I went to this old Brunswick bowling alley.[2:37:49]   This is way before Bumpers. This is way before Cosmic. It was a beige, tan and smoke yellow bowling alley.[2:37:59]   Ever been to one of these? Everything is wood grain or everything is shitty brown, Indian brown, I call it, or a beige or a yellow.[2:38:10]   And this bowling alley was like no other. You would walk in. You'd hear the sounds of the pins on a Sunday morning.[2:38:17]   You'd walk in and during the right in the opening of this bowling alley was an old school lunch box from Roseanne style diner.[2:38:28]   I mean, the women working there are old ladies in diner outfits. They got the diner counter.[2:38:34]   They got the booths with the brown leather. It was I mean, really, it was like that since the 60s or 70s.[2:38:41]   Did they upgrade it? Even though this was the late 80s and 90s in that bowling alley.[2:38:46]   They had a bar. And you could tell at night, man. Oh, the single people in there.[2:38:53]   What do they call those singles? What is another word for singles where they all meet up on like a singles night?[2:39:00]   What do they call a bunch of singles, bunch of coeds? No, these are old people.[2:39:05]   They're all people. And you could tell this bowling alley bar on a Friday or Saturday night.[2:39:10]   You could just feel the energy of the type of people that were there and it had the old 80s style jukebox.[2:39:17]   Another thing you go to eBay type in 80s jukebox. You can't even believe that's a thing.[2:39:24]   You know, this big fucking weird thing with all the little album names and all these buttons and stuff like that.[2:39:30]   And they just don't make that anymore. This bowling alley had it at this old.[2:39:35]   Everything was cigarettety and dark.[2:39:39]   And now I've found that now that I have the luxury here, I want to buy all these items.[2:39:47]   I want all that stuff from that Brunswick bowling alley. To me, the vending of an old bowling alley.[2:39:56]   That intrigues me. I've always been obsessed with vending machines.[2:40:00]   When I saw the movie Big, the reason I even rewatch that movie was to see that he got that Pepsi machine in his apartment.[2:40:07]   I couldn't believe it. A Pepsi machine in the apartment.[2:40:11]   I'll tell you this. You go on and you see what's left there and it's slim pickings.[2:40:16]   But you're looking at the vending machines, you're going, do I even want this?[2:40:20]   What am I going to do? Buy sunkissed cans of pop from myself all day and then restock it?[2:40:28]   What's going on here? It's just a big brown junky metal machine.[2:40:33]   So vote one if you want me to buy all these classic vending machines and create a really cool place.[2:40:40]   Like that Nicolas Cage movie where he goes into the showbiz pizza and kills all those animals.[2:40:45]   What was that movie called? We just watched.[2:40:48]   Willy's Wonderland. Willy's Wonderland. Do I build this Willy's Wonderland?[2:40:54]   Do I become more Tiki? Do I become more Brunswick?[2:40:59]   I don't know. I'm in this period of my life where I want to be around dirty, filthy bar vending things.[2:41:07]   So if you could think of what else was in a bar that I could buy in the house that lights up, that you put coins in.[2:41:14]   And again, I'm on eBay, I'm on Etsy, coin opera. I'm typing in every phrase I can think of.[2:41:19]   Coin operated machine. Light up old vintage machine. There's nothing left.[2:41:25]   So if you have leads on this type of stuff, I'm telling you I need it or else.[2:41:30]   Do you like that kind of stuff? Do you want it in the house?[2:41:33]   I want like a house that has a normal first floor, completely normal, relaxing, minimalist.[2:41:42]   Then you go down into the basement. There's no basement in any house I'm ever owning.[2:41:46]   So get this out of your head unless you're meeting a new man. I don't do basements.[2:41:51]   To me, a basement is a corny Jewish hellhole. But it's cool. It's Brunswick.[2:41:55]   No, basements are cheats. I really feel this way. A basement, first of all, doesn't exist in nature.[2:42:03]   You never go to a place that's a fucking basement. If you do, it's so seedy that it has character.[2:42:09]   It works. If it's a little basement, Chinese place, you know, from like one night in Japan or whatever.[2:42:16]   But it doesn't have to be the basement. It could be like a separate way.[2:42:18]   There is no basement in my house. A basement cheapens everything.[2:42:21]   You put a pool table in a basement and it makes the pool table eight degrees lamer.[2:42:28]   I can't explain it. You put an arcade system in a basement, it laments, it worsens these machines.[2:42:37]   I'll tell you what takes guts to say I don't need a traditional living room.[2:42:42]   I don't need my in-laws to come over and sit there in front of some boring coffee table.[2:42:46]   My living room is this bowling alley bar. And you come in and what? You can't be at a bar? You're at a bar.[2:42:56]   I like it.[2:42:57]   You're here. And you walk in and you're hit in the face with a cigarette machine smashed where an end table should be.[2:43:04]   So I have a couch here and right here is the giant. See, it's a hodgepodge. You need the right house.[2:43:09]   Doesn't it being a basement though add like a nostalgic vibe?[2:43:12]   No, not to me. A basement to me is where Jews go to sin. I'll explain later.[2:43:20]   A basement to me is where a Jewish kid goes down to get yelled at.[2:43:24]   And this is what if a basement, you're in a basement, a basement always has a mom screaming from upstairs for you to come up.[2:43:32]   A basement is a safe kids room. A basement sucks. I want glass. I want ground level.[2:43:40]   Aren't all of your best memories from being like 13 years old basement focused?[2:43:45]   No, those were the worst memories of my life. Every basement I've ever been into was a mistake. And if I could take it back, I would.[2:43:53]   I feel like some good stuff happened.[2:43:55]   Good stuff happened to me above ground at real bars, at real places with real problems. I want to be above ground.[2:44:04]   If not, I want to I want to have a house that's so crazy.[2:44:07]   All of the people saying that you live in your mom's basement.[2:44:12]   Well, that's triggered me as well. But I don't I don't like a basement. I think it's a gay rec room.[2:44:19]   I don't like that. Have some guts. If you really love this stuff, you'll put it on the ground floor.[2:44:25]   OK, what is your what are you so afraid of? Someone's going to come over and think you're odd.[2:44:30]   I want no, I'm not afraid of some gaming. I want listen. And there's not a lot of stuff you can get.[2:44:35]   You need a big place. I want to walk into my house and it's like the buzzing of a casino.[2:44:40]   There are people there. There are guests. There are people working.[2:44:44]   I like that. I like knowing I'm surrounded by things that could take my money almost.[2:44:51]   I really want to I'm hot to spend. I want like there to be a place where I could buy snacks, even snacks I don't like.[2:44:59]   If I have the option to buy them, they're more intriguing to me when I'm in a situation where there's not a lot to buy.[2:45:06]   I want to be surrounded by coin operated machines and little snack bars and you can maybe get nachos.[2:45:16]   It's a limited menu. It's not a good menu. It's our case.[2:45:22]   I want to go to a place that's not not not an arcade, nor a casino, nor a bar.[2:45:30]   It's a place just for me. You know, I don't care for arcade games and I don't care for slot machines or casino games.[2:45:37]   But I want those rooms combined and having things like that that look and sound like that.[2:45:47]   But that aren't gay and played out like arcades or gambling. You know what I mean?[2:45:54]   I need. What could these machines be? And I want to be surrounded by coin operated machines, but nothing.[2:46:02]   I can't tell you which one. A gumball machine. I don't want it. A sticker machine.[2:46:07]   No. We're pushing in five things. You get a Britney Spears machine. It's nice.[2:46:13]   Doesn't light up enough. I like a light up a slot machine. There's a that's another one.[2:46:19]   Good luck finding a cool slot machine. They're taken. They're all gone.[2:46:23]   Every decorator, every person decided this is cool now and you can get it for dirt cheap on eBay.[2:46:30]   And they've bought it all up. There's nothing left. So I don't even like pinball, but I'm obsessed with the pinball machine in my house.[2:46:41]   If I go to a bar or something, there's a pinball machine. I don't look twice. But if it's in my house, I'm right.[2:46:46]   What about a soft serve ice cream machine? They're saying it's pretty cool foosball table. No foosball.[2:46:53]   No, very bar. Penny presser machine. Now that there you go. That's right up my alley.[2:46:59]   A penny presser in Prince Abraham Lincoln or something on the penny.[2:47:05]   You know, one of those molder ramas would be cool from the zoo where it makes you a dinosaur out of green plastic.[2:47:12]   It's this giant looking jukebox machine and makes a green gorilla. That would be nice, but that takes up a lot of space.[2:47:19]   Cigarette vending machine is my number one mint condition. Cool. Brand centric machine.[2:47:28]   Where the whole top row is cools chocolate found in there. No, no, no.[2:47:34]   You're bored. That's not a dark board is completely cringe. Someone says show him this.[2:47:40]   Do people like this type of stuff? I feel like I'm tapping into the.[2:47:45]   I feel like we're missing this in today's day and age. We're not surrounded by all those cool contraptions.[2:47:50]   And, you know, half the love of people are sending me a lot of good links, by the way.[2:47:54]   Thank you to everybody. When I was a kid, half that go into the arcade was just you're surrounded by all these.[2:48:01]   Machines that are lighting up and making noise as long as I can.[2:48:05]   I'm really trying to get in touch with this. When I was a kid, I loved light up crap.[2:48:10]   It didn't matter if it was cheap. I'd go to the your ever dad take you to the zoo or something.[2:48:15]   And you'd see they're selling a bunch of light up crap in a stand for really overpriced prices.[2:48:21]   My parents refused to buy me any that like a little wand. It had a light in it.[2:48:26]   And then these like tassels that it would or something like that. You really wanted that one.[2:48:31]   I wanted it all. And those were too overpriced.[2:48:35]   My parents wouldn't buy those for me, but I am into light up crap.[2:48:42]   I don't know why. And I want more little lights around me.[2:48:47]   You know, we're building this epic living room finally or just anything in the living room that I've ever wanted.[2:48:53]   We're putting in this living room and it's really coming together nice.[2:48:56]   And now we're getting all these little lighting with you. See, I got real to real players.[2:49:00]   Maybe we'll post a pic. Maybe I will post a pic when it's done. We're making this little lounge.[2:49:05]   Everything is perfect. And but we need some of these classic items.[2:49:10]   You know, your sit down Pac-Man table. Those are cool. I'll tell you why they're not.[2:49:15]   They've been remade. You could buy them at Best Buy. Exact replicas now they've made.[2:49:21]   They sell them at Best Buy for $4.99.[2:49:25]   So it's not a find. It's not. You could buy them new now.[2:49:30]   They've they've remade them. It's a shame. It's a shame.[2:49:35]   But send in your best machines. I want that Aerosmith pin pinball machine, if you know a guy.[2:49:40]   And here's the other thing. Nobody's selling anymore because it's all too cool to sell now.[2:49:45]   And it's not worth it. People would rather keep, you know, the Aerosmith pinball machine.[2:49:49]   It's probably sold to an Aerosmith fan and you're not going to get that from him.[2:49:54]   His price? A million. So because of Instagram, because all this stuff on the Internet, you can't get your hands on anything cool.[2:50:02]   Maybe those guys will start buying NFTs and they'll have to put their cool stuff up for sale.[2:50:07]   I'm telling you, we're in a cool things drought. And before you go invest in Bitcoin and NFTs, think about it.[2:50:16]   This might be the last time you see something from your past that's cool ever again.[2:50:21]   You might want to buy it up before it's too late. I'm buying up that whole Brunswick Lanes.[2:50:27]   That's how our house is going to be decorated. An exact replica of that bowling alley.[2:50:33]   You're not going to like it. All right. Let's move on. I thought that was a nice thing to talk about.[2:50:41]   It's your interests. It's my interests. It's my new interests. What are your hobbies and interests?[2:50:46]   It's my hobby finding these things.[2:50:48]   And I got a couple surprises of things that I did found and bought that you don't even know about. A Zoltar.[2:50:54]   That's the best machine. A Zoltar. I want that. Yeah. Send her a whole list.[2:50:58]   Let's move on. They have one for eight thousand bucks. A Zoltar. You up for it?[2:51:03]   Should I order now? How tall is it? It is.[2:51:10]   Oh, OK. I think this is enough. There's a lot of people believe me, I could hear the reviewers now.[2:51:15]   They were talking about light up fucking crap. I couldn't even follow.[2:51:19]   I like to hear about your interests, even though I already know them.[2:51:22]   I couldn't even follow it. Engaging the listeners. All right, please, Jules, give us a goddamn topic here.[2:51:27]   You're supposed to play that one of Ethan.[2:51:30]   Oh, OK. Here you go. Look at this. He's fallen in love with this Trisha here.[2:51:35]   Is this queued up? Two forty three thirty three. No. One seventeen thirty. Thirty two forty.[2:51:41]   Oh, oh, no. OK. That's the wrong one. You got to click the first one first.[2:51:45]   But this is a nice where each three bitch moment. That's all I have.[2:51:49]   This is the only one that says Ethan calls you Latresh. Now, what the fuck is going on?[2:51:55]   I know. I don't understand. Here, I'll refresh. Let me refresh. No, don't tax. It won't work.[2:52:00]   Let me refresh. And we'll see what happens here.[2:52:06]   There it is. See? So we need a cold refresh. OK. This is serious. All right.[2:52:12]   Ethan calls Hila Trisha. Thirty to forty.[2:52:18]   Let's see how Hila looks. Let's rate Hila and not bail on it and not get scared.[2:52:27]   Let's see. Thirty to forty. Oh, Hila is looking smoke in here.[2:52:32]   She's changed her hair color since. Now, I've envisioned her naked.[2:52:38]   I could tell you guys this. It is good. Have no fear. Hila's body is amazing.[2:52:45]   It's tan. It's smooth. It doesn't have as many bony bumps as you'd think.[2:52:53]   It's beautiful. Her mouth. I imagine it to be like Ethan Klein's hair.[2:53:00]   Ethan Klein's got some granny ass curls, some granny ass tendrils.[2:53:07]   I mean, sometimes his hair is so curly, I get embarrassed thinking that I'm being the one who's embarrassed.[2:53:14]   Like I get embarrassed for him when I see his hair and how gay it looks.[2:53:22]   Let's hear him call his own. Let's hear him call his own wife, Trisha.[2:53:29]   This would be like if I called Jules Chrissy. So here's Hila looking fine as fuck,[2:53:36]   smelling like three day old herring with those legs open and that giant fucking long ass twat.[2:53:46]   It's thirty to forty. Imagine how long that twat expands, that brown stretch.[2:53:52]   What do they call that when you're driving through the highway and there's like a safe,[2:53:56]   slower zone that's like don't speed here. The school zone?[2:54:01]   No, we were driving down a long stretch of highway. We drove down one of these and then it says,[2:54:05]   Do not speed here. This is like a special zone where it's even more dangerous to speed.[2:54:11]   Imagine the brown, lanky, long pussy that wraps from here all the way around.[2:54:20]   But if you took it off and flattened it out on the table, you know how like her pussy,[2:54:27]   it goes, oh, it's so long. There's so much space. And she says, if you unwound,[2:54:32]   it'd be like a fruit by the foot length.[2:54:37]   And the only reason it looks somewhat normal is because it's being curved on her body.[2:54:41]   But again, flatten that out. Oh, you got a series of problems.[2:54:47]   You've got a real long trench. You ever seen that movie, 1913,[2:54:52]   where it was a trench based film? Yes, of course. They were all fighting in these trenches.[2:54:57]   It was a trench based piece. And it was[2:55:02]   remarkable about how long these trenches were. Very similar.[2:55:07]   Enforcement corridor is the word. Really? That's what they say.[2:55:12]   You're talking about a long pussy. You're supposed to be at 32. And by the way,[2:55:16]   Hila, every woman that you've helped, I'd like to make suffer.[2:55:21]   You understand? But I want to help girls.[2:55:25]   And I think people should tell me their names. I will reverse[2:55:30]   whatever help you've given to anyone. You know, she has this two point. I'm not kidding.[2:55:35]   Hila Klein. You think she's just some dumb sidekick that that gets knocked on.[2:55:40]   She has two point five million Instagram followers. She's[2:55:45]   become a queen to women. She's two million. I thought she just hit one million.[2:55:50]   Well, Chuck, it doesn't even matter.[2:55:55]   Imagine a million. She has one million. OK, one million. Who has two point five?[2:56:00]   Crystalia, probably just looking at there's one million fans[2:56:05]   on there. She posted a picture and it's all these little girls that are inspired by[2:56:10]   Hila Klein, the CEO of Teddy Fresh. She's like a style icon to[2:56:15]   people. And so she helps people. So, again, give me their names then[2:56:20]   because whatever you giveth, I'll take it away. You get it?[2:56:25]   That's what I'm going to start doing. That's how we combat these people. Oh, I donated all this[2:56:30]   money to an Asian family. All right. Well, wait till you see what I'm going to do to a[2:56:35]   separate Asian family to even all this out. So don't make a donation.[2:56:40]   It'll be evened out and that will get you back to square one. Save your money and[2:56:45]   save a family. Listen to this. Thirty to forty. Oh.[2:56:50]   Listen to this. You're going to love this. And he calls his own wife, Tricia. Again, this would be like if I[2:56:55]   called Jules Fihan. Oh, Fihan.[2:57:00]   I love you, Fihan. Who is my secret crush.[2:57:05]   Here you go. Hila Klein and his wife.[2:57:10]   Right. And that's yeah. And that's where I was. I just again, it's like you said,[2:57:15]   it was a character assassination. Yeah, exactly. Maybe like initially. Yeah.[2:57:20]   Excuse me. Wow.[2:57:26]   This is not a deleted scene or a blooper. I can't believe what I'm showing you. It's been a couple[2:57:31]   coughs and a couple of gags and some noise floor coming from a window[2:57:36]   unit and a bunch of miserable looking people. Imagine if you tuned in to Red Bar and you[2:57:41]   saw. And you're sick. These scenes of misery. I mean, really, this looks like when you look[2:57:46]   at a black and white picture of a cemetery, you get the same feeling as this.[2:57:51]   This is a dreadful image. It's their Holocaust blood, I suppose.[2:57:56]   Let's continue in here. This Tricia part.[2:58:01]   This is their show. This is their show. Alfredo's looking at me like, what the fuck?[2:58:06]   It's coming up on one. So one and the ad was[2:58:11]   happening. All right, Trisha, you want to do that, Trisha?[2:58:16]   She'll be like, fuck you, baby. Oh,[2:58:23]   he doesn't even realize just powers through. You have to see the retard[2:58:28]   age. I mean, really, if this was a character on SNL played[2:58:33]   by Kristen Wiig, Max, mixed with that other little fucking short little fucking weirdo.[2:58:38]   This is the craziest retard lady that we[2:58:43]   have. And she's now normal in the in the eyes of all these people[2:58:48]   who was that? That was criticizing each of the ego, Ethan. And they did it such[2:58:53]   so snarky. I would never do this, but they go, Ethan. See the retarded[2:58:58]   member that can't remember who that was, but it's like she might[2:59:03]   actually be fully retarded. It's either that or she's really[2:59:08]   ugly and has an accent. But think about that.[2:59:13]   I hope that when I go to other countries, they don't go see retarded. Does an accent sound just like a[2:59:18]   retard? I don't know. Probably this is a mix between like retarded and an accent[2:59:23]   and you get lost and figuring out which is which. But then she I know this[2:59:28]   is retarded. Look at her. Watch this one. And the[2:59:33]   ad was happening. All right, Trisha, you want to do that?[2:59:38]   Trisha, she'll be like, fuck you, A.B. keeps. Fuck you, A.B.[2:59:43]   Wow. You know, you[2:59:48]   expect somebody to to never be seen again after something like this.[2:59:53]   I actually have a personal beef with Hila right now, and that is that she's withholding the[2:59:58]   DeFranco texts. We should show everyone that.[3:00:03]   How is this any different than a skeleton in a wig?[3:00:10]   All right. Got to do an ad read brought to you by[3:00:15]   yeah. Fuck, man. I mean, really, that's[3:00:20]   trippy, trippy. All right. We've got so many great little tapes to show you[3:00:25]   today. Should we get to a DeFranco texts? This is that's more H.[3:00:30]   I really can't. I can't. They've been there's people who are not interested in H3 stuff,[3:00:35]   but we just did two hours. It doesn't matter. This is about Philip DeFranco.[3:00:40]   Doesn't matter. We'll do it a different time. I'm not interested. And you got guys reviewing me that are[3:00:45]   going to go fucking nuts. I think the reviewers would want to hear about the DeFranco text. The reviewers do not[3:00:50]   care about that. Damn, that was my most excited moment. Come on, give me the bird[3:00:55]   clip. Shut the hell up with your most excited moment. I'm telling you, the moment sucks.[3:01:00]   Here's the scoop. Philip DeFranco sent a crazy text to Ethan, and Ethan[3:01:05]   and Hila will not reveal that it's from him, but they've alluded to it. And it says, Fuck you.[3:01:10]   Stop making fun of me because I'm fat. There it is. You want more? Go watch[3:01:15]   H3 for the full scoop. And I think I'm going to[3:01:20]   turn this. Come on, let's do the Bert Kreischer thing at the top. All right. Can you say[3:01:25]   that again? They sound like you're crying. I am crying. You know, this Philip[3:01:30]   DeFranco, should we just cover everything H3 has done all week? Do six hours of that?[3:01:36]   You've become obsessed with Teddy Fresh. This is the problem. You've become[3:01:41]   obsessed. She's taking it. Everyone in the chat is going, I want the text.[3:01:46]   Take DeFranco down. There's no text. There's nothing to say. There's nothing else to say about us. Please,[3:01:51]   please, please. But that's fine. It's no,[3:01:56]   it's too late. It's not our story. I wasn't going to even cover that ever. It's not our story to cover.[3:02:01]   It's H3 is covering it. We would be co-covering it. We don't do that[3:02:06]   here at Red Bar. The listeners and you have gotten confused on how this works. We don't[3:02:11]   co-cover other people's stories and then just show you how great they were.[3:02:16]   It's not our story. It's not our scoop. It's about an expose of Philip DeFranco,[3:02:21]   who I hate so much. He's been exposed by Ethan. Tune into Ethan's show for that[3:02:26]   story. Not my story to cover. It's Ethan's. You've been confused.[3:02:35]   I'll tell you when the texts get leaked. I do this throughout the house.[3:02:40]   She'll be walking around the house and I'll be in a dark bathroom and she'll just hear this as she[3:02:45]   passes the hall.[3:02:50]   She'll go, are you hissing? That's horrifying. Imagine if you're[3:02:55]   just like chilling and then you're like, you just hear somebody because it's it really[3:03:00]   unexpected times. It's not like I'm goofing around at the time. You'll be like on the couch[3:03:05]   and I'll be up for a while and then you'll just hear deep[3:03:10]   with deep within the hallway. You'll hear[3:03:15]   and you'll be like, what is he doing? Why?[3:03:21]   Just to sound like you don't even do anything. Then I walk in the room and she'll look at me and she'll[3:03:26]   go, you're hissing? And I'll go, yeah.[3:03:31]   People. You guys don't hiss. Hissing is. Hissing's[3:03:36]   fucked up. Like think about if there was a guy that actually hissed when he got like[3:03:41]   agitated like a cat. You know, like imagine if there was a guy and every time he was like[3:03:46]   fed up with something, he couldn't help it. But to hiss, he would aggravate or something.[3:03:56]   I feel like if anyone could pull off that, it's me. You know what? But you don't do it when you're angry. You do it when you're[3:04:01]   like feeling cute. I hear about the call.[3:04:06]   You know what I want to do right now? I hear by[3:04:11]   coin, the podcaster hiss.[3:04:25]   A lot of juice. It's out of juice. It's out of juice. Turn that off. Turn it off. I coin the podcaster hiss.[3:04:30]   It could only be heard here. Hey, you know, red bars. Oh, that guy who hisses[3:04:35]   a lot. It's like my catchphrase. Do you think people will get a kick out of[3:04:40]   that? Yes. Red bar. It's that guy who hisses.[3:04:45]   Tell him that. Not red band, the guy who hisses. So, yeah, this should be[3:04:50]   the new look. Isn't that something?[3:04:55]   That's me. We've you've been around for that. Oh, when did he do start hissing? It's really funny[3:05:00]   to listen to old red bars where Mike doesn't hiss. It's like[3:05:05]   when I didn't have a beard, you know, it's like this whole different universe.[3:05:10]   So pre hiss red bar was 10 minutes ago. You guys are now part of post history.[3:05:15]   This is the show with that guy who hisses. It's pretty fucking cool. And[3:05:20]   congratulations on being here today to to be[3:05:25]   here for that. Remind me to hiss. It's time to hiss. OK, what do we got next?[3:05:30]   I want to show these people the Two Bears One Cave flip. Look at this, guys. We've heard Big[3:05:35]   J and Dan Soder cope about us.[3:05:40]   We've heard Luis J. Gomez join the Obeyment List,[3:05:45]   even though he's an actual dear friend. We've seen even the likes of Chrissy Marr try[3:05:50]   to get on that Obeyment List. Two Alsarin Burgs tried to jump on there. Annie Lederman[3:05:55]   on the Obeyment List. Joey DeRosa from Joey's[3:06:00]   Joe's sandwiches. Joey Subs, his famous sandwiches in New[3:06:05]   York City, making him about 38 dollars in profit per week,[3:06:10]   even though he's got to work countless day and night to just make that little[3:06:15]   bit of money. Who else is on that Obeyment List? I mean, we've had comedians really come around[3:06:20]   and you're hearing all of them talk about us. We've got one that[3:06:25]   we've never gotten before. The two papas, the two[3:06:30]   bears, Tom Segura[3:06:35]   and Bert Kreischer. Bert saw a clip.[3:06:40]   Thank you to the Los Angeles Clippers. We've got an epic annual Clippers[3:06:45]   dinner coming up. Most of you who have RSVP'd this already.[3:06:50]   So if you haven't gotten your invitation, start panicking now, Clippers.[3:06:55]   Invitations were sent out, received last week. FedEx[3:07:00]   Air Saver. And thanks to the Clippers.[3:07:05]   And this is why I'm taking them out to this epic all-expense[3:07:10]   paid dinner. They're going to love it there.[3:07:15]   They were cutting up clips of me talking about Bert Kreischer. And this is the first time[3:07:20]   Bert Kreischer has ever stumbled upon one of these. He doesn't realize he's been made fun of on[3:07:25]   this show for about six, seven years, maybe eight, nine years.[3:07:30]   I don't know. The time's flying. He saw this clip. He started following the rabbit[3:07:35]   hole about Bert Kreischer, Red Berkeley. His heart[3:07:40]   was I mean, he swallowed his heart. It went into his stomach and then it[3:07:45]   became this disaster downstairs. He can't[3:07:50]   fucking believe it. He has no idea what to do. Apparently,[3:07:55]   this is probably the worst thing he's ever heard about himself. Would you like to see Bert Kreischer react[3:08:00]   and tell us about? And you're not going to like it. This is not[3:08:05]   Obeyment. He's going the stubborn way. Do we have the clip, Jules?[3:08:10]   Great. Bert's going the stubborn way. This is phenomenal. Is everything[3:08:15]   OK there? Yep. Really? I mean, do you want to fill me in on what's going on? You look really disturbed[3:08:20]   there. Oh, no, I was just looking at something. I saw my phone, but it's nothing. OK. Is everything's fine?[3:08:25]   Because some days, you know, for those who don't know the reason I ask her, some days we're under like high alert.[3:08:30]   I mean, really bad stuff that we can't even tell you on the show. Raids,[3:08:35]   SWATs. So when she's looking at her phone like that, I think the worst. I think[3:08:40]   it's a Jewish SWAT. It's just Frank Pellegrino and Chrissy getting mad about[3:08:45]   you on Twitter. Oh, well, this is great news. Send that over.[3:08:50]   This is what we're about to show you. Let's reset here. Let's reset. I just want you to be off the phone.[3:08:55]   I think what's distracting me is you being on a phone while I'm trying to speak.[3:09:00]   It's just something like, you know how if you see a kid on her[3:09:05]   phone at dinner, even if she's just looking at the menu, it's[3:09:10]   repulsive to the dad. I'm listening to everything you're saying. I have to do two things at once.[3:09:15]   I understand. It's literally the visual that's throwing me off. We were at[3:09:20]   a restaurant the other day and they're doing this thing because of COVID at a restaurant now where you[3:09:25]   scan a QR code and it pulls up the menu on your phone.[3:09:30]   They don't want to print menus anymore. It's too COVID-y for them. I go, why can't you just print[3:09:35]   disposable paper menus and just throw them out? No, no, no.[3:09:40]   They figured out a way. Oh, it costs us nothing. Now they could just scan the QR code, go online.[3:09:45]   I find that, first of all, inappropriate to the older people there. They don't want to do it.[3:09:50]   Yes, they have the smartphone. I watched this woman walk around and teach eight or[3:09:55]   elderly guys how to do it. And it's not about them not being able to learn. They don't[3:10:00]   want to give them a paper menu. Stop wasting their time.[3:10:05]   But have you been to these restaurants with the QR codes because of COVID? This is what it[3:10:10]   looks like now. You've got two people on their cell phones and the waiter's there. And now you've got a guy on his cell[3:10:15]   phone. And yeah, he's just looking at the menu, right? But watch this. Imagine there's a waiter here[3:10:20]   and I'm like, yeah, doesn't it look like I'm just being rude? If someone[3:10:25]   took a picture, they'll go, look, the waiter's there and this guy's on his cell phone.[3:10:30]   It's rude. I picked up on this the other day and now I pick up on it again. You're[3:10:35]   on your cell phone working. If you're on the computer working, it wouldn't be distracting. But the[3:10:40]   cell phone we've learned, it's like a sign of disrespect to do this while someone's talking. To[3:10:45]   do this, it's repulsive. So I won't do it. Use a QR code. I[3:10:50]   demand a printed menu. You got a printer in there? You got a Kinko's nearby? I'll look up a Kinko's[3:10:55]   for you. I'll give you my Kinko's card. You can make copies[3:11:00]   using my account. But I'm going to need a printed menu. We should do that as a nice[3:11:05]   prank. We're starting this prank show similar to Ross Creations,[3:11:10]   like a style prank show. That should be one of our prank shows undercover where I'm. Didn't we have another[3:11:15]   prank idea? What was that one? We're[3:11:20]   doing some real. That was like a gnarly one. All right. It's the clip of the[3:11:25]   year. Bert Kreischer describes his red bar experience, everybody.[3:11:30]   Bert Kreischer watches a red bar clip and explains to Tom Segura how it[3:11:35]   made him feel. You're not going to like this one.[3:11:40]   Forty four twenty. It's two bears, one cave. Apparently[3:11:45]   they're coming back from break. I like how this was kept out of the bring back group, too. Yes.[3:11:50]   Not everybody has seen this one. I like that when we find out. Oh my[3:11:55]   God, they didn't post it. Forty four twenty.[3:12:00]   They come back from break and Bert is visibly shaken[3:12:05]   by something. And he's sitting there with that no good Tom who we've made many[3:12:10]   videos about. Tom's another red bar denier who[3:12:15]   pretends red bar doesn't exist because he's gone over it with his wife. Oh, if we mention[3:12:20]   them, that will give. They know. Here's the thing.[3:12:25]   Tom Segura mentions me. I become famous.[3:12:30]   He's that big where if Tom Segura or Joe Rogan started going over what I've been doing to them,[3:12:35]   there's a big, big enough portion of their audience.[3:12:40]   That will come over to it's just going to happen. Tom knows if he[3:12:45]   starts complaining about red bar, six percent of his audience[3:12:50]   will start loving red bar. That's a lot of people. Same with Bert. Same with Joe Rogan. There's a[3:12:55]   certain level where it's a finance. It's like how if your movie is big enough, you don't just[3:13:00]   put in a can of Coke without getting somebody to pay for it. You know, it's going to be a[3:13:05]   conflict of interest or the you know what I mean? It's like that thing. There's a certain level.[3:13:10]   If you mention red bar, that's actually like giving him a lot of money.[3:13:15]   Big Mike won't do it. You know, the smartest guys in the game, the biggest guys,[3:13:20]   they can't mention red bar. It's their accountant would be screaming, you know.[3:13:25]   So Bert knows better. He's not going to mention the name.[3:13:30]   They come back from this ad and he's shaken. I mean, he's disturbed.[3:13:35]   Here's their ad is for your bottom. Bear bottom.[3:13:40]   Oh, bear bottom. Bear bottom clothing. I'm sure it's a wonderful[3:13:45]   clothing company. All right, here you go. A great clip, Bert Kreischer.[3:13:50]   And he's going to really make him mad. He's like an enemy of ours now. Watch this.[3:13:55]   Just go to bearbottomclothing.com and use the code bears to get free shipping on your first order.[3:14:00]   You want to know something really crazy? I saw some guy that morning,[3:14:05]   some guy just shitting on me, just totally shitting on me.[3:14:10]   Really honestly, I should have just looked at who he is and what he does[3:14:15]   and the way he dresses in his reaction videos that he made the no[3:14:20]   creates no original content, just watches our podcasts or other podcasts and then[3:14:25]   he mad. Cheers, everybody.[3:14:30]   All right.[3:14:35]   Now I'll tell you where I'm at when I was watching this and there's more.[3:14:40]   He starts going, I should have known immediately by the way he looks and how he dresses that this is[3:14:45]   excuse me. What about how I look or dress?[3:14:50]   Maybe not today, but what about how I look or how I dress makes me[3:14:55]   you're talking about. That's like how I talk about host buster.[3:15:00]   Look at you. We look the same.[3:15:05]   We look the same. I look better. Look at where you're sitting.[3:15:10]   I couldn't believe this when I heard that. I hadn't heard that one. Usually I[3:15:15]   it looks better. It sounds better. It is. But you know, that's how they usually bring it up.[3:15:20]   Bert Kreischer is describing. He's already trying to tell himself that it's not valid[3:15:25]   because of how I looked and dressed. What do I look and dress? I'm one of the most[3:15:30]   normal YouTubers out there. Let's hear this again.[3:15:35]   Bearbottomclothing.com and use the code bears to get free shipping on your first order.[3:15:40]   You want to know something really crazy? I saw some guy that morning, some guy[3:15:45]   just shitting on me, just totally shitting on me that morning, that morning this fucking[3:15:50]   really honestly, I should have just looked at his who he is and what he does and the way he dresses[3:15:55]   in his reaction videos that he made the note put that in quotes reaction[3:16:00]   videos. I don't know what other podcasts think they're doing[3:16:05]   to like you're all discussing someone or something. Correct?[3:16:12]   You and Tom just shooting the shit is more important than what we're[3:16:17]   doing here over at red bar where we expose you[3:16:22]   creates no original content, just watches our podcasts or other podcasts and then[3:16:27]   trashes people that he feels that he wishes he was, you know?[3:16:35]   He trashes people that he wishes he[3:16:40]   was. That's an awfully big helping there, Bert.[3:16:45]   Let me look into your eyes and see if the confidence matches. Oh, it doesn't.[3:16:50]   You look like you've been telling yourself this all day and[3:16:55]   you're hoping that Tom agrees and maybe that'll help you move on.[3:17:00]   Have you ever seen my eyes look like this? Could you ever zoom in on me like this?[3:17:05]   This total fear. You think that I make[3:17:10]   fun of you because I want to be you.[3:17:15]   That's cool. I mean, I had to think about[3:17:20]   that too. I'm like being Bert Kreischer. Oh, the glamour.[3:17:25]   Work to the play or whatever you like to do. They're the they only make threads that you love to wear[3:17:30]   all day long. I saw some guy. Here we go. That morning[3:17:35]   some guy just shitting on me. Just totally shitting on me that morning. That morning this[3:17:40]   fucking really honestly, I should have just looked at his who he is and what he[3:17:45]   does and the way he dresses in his reaction. You know, I want to show the Mo and Benjamin[3:17:50]   in contrast here because I always imagine, you know, I always[3:17:55]   kind of imagine what a fool's reaction would be. I know Santino and Delia[3:18:00]   types. They get so mad that they play dumb.[3:18:05]   Right. They refuse to even my name can't even be spoken.[3:18:10]   They've like erased the color red from their lives.[3:18:15]   They're going to avoid it like the plague with such an anger that it could send them[3:18:20]   to prison if they were able to act out on their anger. But then there's people like Bert where I honestly[3:18:25]   don't know how he would interpret this. And there are some people[3:18:30]   that are actually funny people like there are some people out there that[3:18:35]   can interpret this the way it should be, you know, where it's like, hey, man,[3:18:40]   you know, we are wrong and, you know, he got us.[3:18:45]   This is the truth. But I didn't know Bert would go into this[3:18:50]   denial panic like this is similar to Tony Hinchcliffe where[3:18:55]   somebody walked up to him at the Comedy Store and they said, oh, do you know Red Barney? And immediately before[3:19:00]   they could finish, he went, he's not funny. Out of anger and[3:19:05]   fear. And it's like, oh, I don't know if that was like, you know,[3:19:10]   the issue. But for[3:19:15]   Bert to go right at the like childlike[3:19:20]   litany of what's wrong with me in order to convince himself[3:19:25]   that what he saw wasn't right on the fucking. He didn't even say what you were shitting on[3:19:30]   him for in the video. Well, he saw a video and whatever it was, anytime I've shit on Bert, he knows[3:19:35]   it's exactly what his worst fear is. See, what Bert does is he tells like[3:19:40]   crazy lies and does all this foolish activity looking nervous as fuck and[3:19:45]   then he gets away with it and then he has this look on his face.[3:19:50]   Oh, well, I've lived to see another day and he keeps doing it.[3:19:55]   He's been waiting his whole life just like G-Eazy was waiting[3:20:00]   his whole life to hear what Eminem had to say. He's been waiting his whole life[3:20:05]   for a guy like me to finally say knock it the fuck off. He's lying.[3:20:11]   He knew that that day was coming and when he saw it in my videos,[3:20:16]   his heart stopped and his head flooded with[3:20:21]   worries varying from are other people going to believe this? Are my friends going to believe[3:20:26]   this? Is this is what people have been thinking the whole time? Are they going to finally is this going to be the tipping point?[3:20:31]   Is this going to be a problem? Is this something I need to worry about?[3:20:36]   This was a terrifying[3:20:41]   stumble upon for Bert Kreischer, believe me, because he knows he's lying through his teeth.[3:20:46]   He knows everything I've called him out about is what he should have been busted for immediately[3:20:51]   after doing and always got away with it. And he always had this look on his face like[3:20:56]   the fuck am I getting away with it? Just like G-Eazy in the rap world.[3:21:01]   He said, Rocky likes me. How the fuck am I getting away with this? And that's where this[3:21:06]   nervousness comes from, this guilt that where Bert thinks something's going to happen. He's got the nervousness[3:21:11]   of a me doing criminal, but he hasn't me, too. He hasn't done[3:21:16]   any of that, but he's lied and he knows he's lied to them all. And he's[3:21:21]   going, is there going to be a day where all my lies roll out and everybody starts showing and he[3:21:26]   don't know to him a crystal type of day could happen[3:21:31]   to him where everyone's good, even though his lies are like not important enough to do[3:21:36]   that. You could see in his face that that's his biggest fucking fear.[3:21:41]   So when he saw me, it was all of his fears brought to life. And what's the easiest thing to do[3:21:46]   to discount those fears, to push those fears away?[3:21:51]   He discounts the messenger, the songwriter.[3:21:56]   And he thinks by[3:22:01]   discounting me, I'll go away. This is like closing your eyes[3:22:06]   because Candyman appear. Close your eyes. Hide under your covers. I'm[3:22:11]   still here, bitch. Turn the lights on. I'm still here.[3:22:17]   So let's watch this historic cope brought to you by two fears.[3:22:22]   One cave is more like it. The fear[3:22:26]   brothers. The fear Steens free shipping on their first[3:22:31]   order. And use the code bears to get free shipping on your[3:22:36]   first order within. You want to know something really crazy? I saw some guy that crazy[3:22:41]   that morning. Some guy just shitting on me, just totally shitting on me that morning.[3:22:46]   That morning. This fucking really honestly, I should have just looked at his who he is[3:22:51]   and what he does and the way he dresses in his reaction videos[3:22:56]   that he made. The note creates no original content, just watches our podcasts or other podcasts and[3:23:01]   then trashes people that he feels that he wishes he was. How funny would this be if it was[3:23:06]   proven that it was a different guy and I'm just[3:23:11]   I feel like no matter who it is, the point still stands. Yeah, the point stands for me, you know?[3:23:16]   Yeah. Like he's not going to trash like you or Burr or Rogan, but anyone who's sitting next because he's like[3:23:21]   he's like, that's who I see myself as. But really thinks he really is, is the guy's the fucking me.[3:23:26]   So while he is watching what your stand up or just watching me talk on a podcast[3:23:31]   and he's just trashing me just really aggressively. That's such an interesting lane to react.[3:23:36]   But your thing is to post negative reactions. It's kind of strange. Really? That's interesting.[3:23:41]   That's my favorite part of this whole clip because what are you fucking talking about? What are you talking about? This is what[3:23:46]   your favorite comedian has sunk to. But he doesn't even mean that. To discredit me? I know![3:23:51]   That's what the word sunk means in reference to this.[3:23:56]   These guys, in order to defend their own fears, start going,[3:24:01]   imagine if you had a podcast where you just put others down to get off and be[3:24:06]   what do you think every show is? You fucking idiot.[3:24:11]   And this is like Ethan Klein did this where he's like going after Keemstar. Like, why does Keemstar have to make[3:24:16]   fun of people? And now that's like all Ethan does. Don't do[3:24:21]   that just to defend yourself against the guy who's picking on you. Figure out a[3:24:26]   way to defend yourself or shut the fuck up. But these weak motherfuckers, what they'll[3:24:31]   do is go, yeah, why would anyone spend their time being negative and like[3:24:36]   bringing other people down? Is that not what comedy is? Isn't that what your comedy is?[3:24:41]   You're anti that? So what's your comedy? What's your comedy then, Lilly Sings?[3:24:46]   Who also does that? What do you do? So the next time you make fun of a retard[3:24:51]   on TikTok, should I? I would never. That's how low[3:24:56]   they'll go. Their whole show is that's what it is. Yes.[3:25:01]   So do you see what they'll do to make themselves feel better?[3:25:06]   Because they're being called out. So they're going to make it. Imagine how low you'd have to go to just[3:25:11]   be negative. Why do you have to be negative? Why do I have to be negative in comedy?[3:25:16]   I don't even care if someone says that and they actually believe that you shouldn't be negative.[3:25:21]   Yes. But these people come on. It's like I would believe it if there was like, yeah, like[3:25:26]   Moses, if Moses was dressed in white and he was in a field handing me a flower[3:25:31]   and going, why would you need to be negative? I go, yes, of course you. I don't even want to be[3:25:36]   negative around you. But for Tom Seger and Bert to pretend that that's like[3:25:41]   low and slow. But now I'm like, maybe this isn't about us because why[3:25:46]   would he say he would never go out after? Well, because maybe he's assuming that he's assuming that he probably[3:25:51]   hasn't gotten up to speed. This clip is for all negative reactions. It's about us.[3:25:56]   Trust me. This goes out to you. Where else are people doing this to Bert? Let's hear some more.[3:26:01]   That he wishes he was, you know, like he's not going to trash like you or Burr or Rogan,[3:26:06]   but anyone who's sitting next because he's like, he's like, that's who I see myself as. But really thinks he really[3:26:11]   is, is the guys, the fucking me. So, and he is watching what, your stand up or what?[3:26:16]   Just watching me talking on a podcast and he's just trashing me just really aggressively. That's a, that's such an interesting[3:26:21]   lane to, to react. But your thing is to post negative reactions. It's kind of strange.[3:26:26]   I almost want to show you who he is. So you look at the second you saw this guy, you'd go, okay, why would you ever listen[3:26:31]   to a guy like that? Yeah, I'm sure. The second you saw this guy. But I saw the video[3:26:36]   and I was like, I was like, and I thought it was going to be positive. Maybe it's not me because[3:26:41]   the second you look at me, you would never listen to a guy like everybody. Why would, that's not what people think.[3:26:46]   He's talking about size on Z. Wow.[3:26:51]   Well, yeah, that would make sense.[3:26:56]   The first time I heard this, I was like talking through the whole thing and I was like, oh my God. But then now I'm hearing it the second you look at me.[3:27:01]   This and about so much stuff about how you dress, it's like[3:27:06]   there, maybe this isn't about you. Yeah. Because what the fuck is wrong[3:27:11]   with how you dress? Because, yeah, I mean, nobody's really frightened by my appearance, right?[3:27:17]   I mean, unless you're like a baked Alaska type and I look a little too[3:27:22]   crewy. And now that I'm hearing his full description of how shitty the guys, I'm like,[3:27:27]   it probably could be. Who else makes fun of Bert Kreischer? Let's find some[3:27:32]   anti-Bert Kreischer videos. Find some videos of people. Yeah, go online, log[3:27:37]   online and find some anti-Bert Kreischer recent videos on YouTube. We'll see. We'll[3:27:42]   do a contest. Who do we think it is? And we'll give them a prize. Why would you ever listen to a guy like that?[3:27:47]   Yeah, I'm sure the second you saw this guy. And so I saw the video and I was[3:27:52]   like, I was like, and I thought it was going to be positive. And I looked at it and I was like, oh, fuck, this is horrible.[3:27:57]   And I was like, oh, and then I start getting in my head about it. And I just heard that part where he said he thought[3:28:02]   it was going to be positive. And I feel like, how could you think a red bar clip is going to be positive?[3:28:07]   I mean, it could be. I got a beautiful smile sometimes. So he thought, but listen to this.[3:28:12]   This is what's going on in the comedian mind. I mean, let me remind you, this is[3:28:17]   a millionaire. This is a TV star. He's got it[3:28:22]   all. Someone sent me a video. He shouldn't want one cent more. He[3:28:27]   shouldn't need one dollar more. If he died today, he should be able to say,[3:28:32]   I did it all. But that, my friends, is not how the[3:28:37]   comedian mind works. There's never enough. And he's[3:28:42]   sitting around sweating. He gets a million compliments a day. Undeserved.[3:28:47]   Well, maybe that's where it comes from. He knows he doesn't put out[3:28:52]   good work. He knows he shouldn't have a million dollars. So maybe that's why[3:28:57]   these negative comments affect them so much. I always ask, why does Amanda Cerny, and they say this,[3:29:02]   they let it slip now because they're on so many podcasts. They[3:29:07]   say, you could get a million positive comments, but it's always that one that really stings.[3:29:12]   Well, maybe it's only that one that really stings because that's the true one. That's[3:29:17]   what you should be getting. The other ones don't really work because I always go, I[3:29:22]   always said to myself, why don't they get all these compliments? Shouldn't that? Who[3:29:27]   cares? Like when I get a ton of compliments, you could throw, as long[3:29:32]   as the negative ones don't overtake the compliments, I've won that day and I could[3:29:37]   sleep. But what if I knew the compliments were[3:29:42]   from retards and that they were meaningless because I knew better[3:29:47]   and I knew that my work was terrible. That's probably what it is.[3:29:52]   These people, no wonder the compliments aren't good enough for them because they know the compliments are fraudulent.[3:29:57]   They know the negative stuff's real. That's why they're so disturbed.[3:30:02]   So you're going to see the inner workings of this monkey. People are saying this guy is claiming[3:30:07]   this clip as well. Really? So this is a world war. Claim[3:30:12]   war! This is a worldwide phenomenon. Get that light.[3:30:17]   Claim war![3:30:22]   This is a[3:30:27]   historic claim war. You turn that off now. She's[3:30:32]   terrible at stage production.[3:30:37]   This is exciting. Well, let's hear the rest of the Bert clip and then we'll check out that guy's clip.[3:30:42]   And spoiler alert, it's a black guy. So the things that Bert has been saying about his appearance are[3:30:47]   pretty rude. Well, I'd like to revise my statement. It is not a claim war.[3:30:52]   Obviously he won. It's about him. He's[3:30:57]   great. Keep him away from this.[3:31:03]   Not because I want him. Now I'm burying myself. Not because I want him. I want him here.[3:31:08]   Would he understand? Especially during a claim war.[3:31:13]   I don't need to be in a claim war with a black guy. That's not a good[3:31:18]   look. It's like being in a claim war. Someone else commented on one of these guys' videos[3:31:23]   and said, I think it was about Mike from Red Bar. And then he went, oh, haha, cool. Okay.[3:31:28]   All right. He is nice. All right. Let's finish up the Bert and then we'll watch his claim.[3:31:33]   And I was like, I was like, and I thought it was going to be positive. And I looked at it and I was like, oh, fuck,[3:31:38]   this is horrible. And I was like, ugh. And then I start getting in my head about it. And I'm like, see, somebody says, it's not[3:31:43]   a claim war. It's a race war. Don't. It's not[3:31:48]   a race war. I like that guy, though. It's not a claim war.[3:31:54]   I like that people know about claim wars too. Am I like[3:31:59]   start really kind of obsessing because you haven't been on stage. You don't really have any quality of art[3:32:04]   that you're putting out at the time. Everything's on Instagram. And I, and I've been trying to like wean myself off[3:32:09]   my stories except for when the Go Big Show airs at nine o'clock. You've been trying to wean yourself off[3:32:14]   of making stories, making stories. So I'm like, I'm way oversharing. I'm way oversharing. And[3:32:19]   and I want it to be interesting. I don't want it to be just like I'm at the dentist. I broke my tooth for the fucking[3:32:24]   time. What a fucking bitch. First of all, you're insecure that you're not coming up with crimp comedic[3:32:29]   stories. You're not working your best. Imagine if I said something like that in front of you[3:32:34]   that I was worried and obsessed about that I'm really hitting the nail on the head lately.[3:32:40]   Could you imagine this is what you're supposed to do as a man if you didn't knock it out of the park one night.[3:32:45]   Nothing. You continue on your day.[3:32:51]   You don't sit there and expose yourself as some kind of pedestrian to the rest of the world.[3:32:57]   So I saw cutting insecure like maybe this guy's right. So he is right.[3:33:02]   The guy's right. It's either me or the black man.[3:33:07]   And trust me, calling me wrong is more offensive than this poor black guy[3:33:12]   who's just trying to get, you know, some work. And now you're not going to[3:33:17]   let this guy work. So whoever it is, he's fucked. It's either about me or a helpless black.[3:33:22]   So you're like putting black people down. You're calling them nothing. You're saying, look at how he looks.[3:33:27]   If it is this black guy. Wait. This makes it way crazy. I hope it's not the black guy[3:33:32]   because you said I looked at his face and he had a skin color. Now I remember[3:33:37]   you said he had a skin color that you now, you know, you would never listen to this guy.[3:33:43]   You said something like that. Okay. Hope it's not this black guy. This I[3:33:48]   I might win the claim war on this weird chess move[3:33:53]   technicality thing that I've just thrown at you too. Huh? At the time. You know where I go where[3:33:58]   some stuff is interesting, some stuff isn't. And I just want to I just was like, I'm going to it's almost like[3:34:03]   Roy Choi went vegan for a period because he was eating so much meat and he was on so many plates.[3:34:08]   He wanted to like reset his palate. Yeah. So for me, I was like, I'm going to reset my palate a little bit[3:34:13]   with my Instagram stories and just find choice times. I don't[3:34:18]   sometimes with Instagram stories, I noticed that people's ego flexes and you're like, all right.[3:34:23]   So he trails on there. But you heard that story. You heard what he said. Very[3:34:28]   insecure. Tom scared too. But you know what? Tom is so[3:34:33]   sociopathic and he cares so little for the fans that he[3:34:38]   doesn't get insecure about his bad comedy.[3:34:43]   He totally doesn't care. You know, I like to portray that I don't care. You know, I care deeply[3:34:48]   about entertaining people and making them feel good about their purchase.[3:34:53]   Tom Segura doesn't. Tom Segura puts in so little and[3:34:58]   doesn't even have any guilt about it because he's that sociopathic, right? That guy's[3:35:03]   like a murderer. So let's watch. Here's this other video about Bert.[3:35:08]   It could be the claimant, the claimee. And this is a black guy.[3:35:13]   Let's see how black.[3:35:19]   That's dark. Very dark. What I'm seeing right[3:35:24]   now on my screen is a Ron Funches like shadow.[3:35:29]   Let's let's look into this. So this guy is dissing Bert.[3:35:34]   Hmm. Wait a minute. He's making fun of the way this guy dresses. Remember this?[3:35:39]   He goes the way the guy dresses. Wait a second. So it's either about me or it's about him.[3:35:44]   Right. That's what people seem to think. These are the two. These are the two nominees.[3:35:49]   Well, one's a nominee, one's white. But these are the two contestants,[3:35:54]   me and him. And he said, I should have known by the way the guy dresses. Now let me zoom[3:35:59]   into the guy here. He is a full[3:36:03]   hootified black man. Again, Ron Funches style black guy. He's wearing these Kurt Cobain[3:36:08]   style white sunglasses, cloud goggles, cloud goggles.[3:36:13]   And let me tell you something. The shirt that he's wearing is[3:36:18]   similar to a shirt I wore in a Joey Diaz video. Go on my[3:36:23]   YouTube. He's wearing what's called[3:36:28]   a drug rag. What do you call it?[3:36:33]   A drug rug. That's it. Imagine if you referred to[3:36:38]   a hooded weaved shirt you wear as[3:36:43]   a drug rug. What is another name for this? A hippie poncho. What is the real word[3:36:48]   that everybody makes fun of? Look at this. Look what he's wearing.[3:36:53]   The guy making fun of Bert. The only other guy that we could think of that makes fun of Bert is using my[3:36:58]   microphone and he's wearing the same outfit I was wearing[3:37:03]   in this video. This one is himself going when I was[3:37:08]   at the comedy store. Where I out Joey Diaz. What do you call this thing that I'm wearing?[3:37:13]   A Rastafarian hooded drug rug. What do you call that though? There's a name for that.[3:37:18]   A poncho? I already said poncho.[3:37:23]   How epic was this? Look at this.[3:37:28]   Abaha. A hundred and one thousand people turned[3:37:33]   into this serious ex pose and I'm dressed like this.[3:37:38]   Full Rasta weed necklace.[3:37:43]   A Rasta hat with fake dreads. I got a lava lamp[3:37:48]   back here. A textile of psychedelia.[3:37:53]   Bongs and pipes and hippie glasses.[3:37:58]   Look at bongs over here. Bongs everywhere.[3:38:03]   And these Joey Diaz fans had to tune in and watch this asshole[3:38:08]   talk serious about Joey's drug addiction.[3:38:13]   And Chelsea Handler with lead. This is when she was just partner.[3:38:18]   Imagine your favorite celebrity is being dragged by a guy like that.[3:38:23]   No wonder I got 2.6 thousand dislikes.[3:38:28]   Stop it.[3:38:33]   Imagine that. So maybe people[3:38:38]   are really turned off by these Rasta exposures.[3:38:44]   In LA it's like we should make a little mystery movie like Under the Silver Lake[3:38:49]   which is basically Mulholland Drive 2. We should make a movie similar[3:38:54]   to that in LA weird spooky mystery story that stretches[3:38:59]   the figment of the imagination to prove its point. And it should be about[3:39:04]   these Rasta reviewers. Oh beware of the Rasta[3:39:09]   reviewers. They'll call you out. And there's like a series of 10. They[3:39:14]   pop up every time they need to pop up when needed. A Rasta[3:39:19]   reviewer appears and he calls you out. You don't want to be called out by a Rasta reviewer.[3:39:24]   And here's another one. There are only 10 sent to this planet[3:39:29]   to make the world right. I would like to meet up with you and exchange stories.[3:39:34]   Well let's see how this Rasta reviewer does his Rasta-ing.[3:39:39]   And it's an honor sir to meet you. Black and white and Rasta[3:39:44]   all over. Oh no.[3:39:49]   He's a British Rasta![3:39:54]   BRB I call him. BRB. They go be right back to this guy? No. British[3:39:59]   Rasta Black. Hello everybody. It's me the British[3:40:04]   Rasta. I'd like to be on your Rasta shirt. You've been having a lot of run-ins with the[3:40:09]   British these last couple weeks. I know. Who else was British this week? The Star Wars guy.[3:40:14]   Yes. Open discourse? Open discourse?[3:40:19]   If you like open discourse[3:40:24]   believe me. All right. Let's listen to this guy.[3:40:29]   It's a British Black Rasta who also[3:40:34]   exposes people like Bert Kreischer. I got to hear this. Of the[3:40:39]   Bill and Bert podcast. Of course I think most of you are familiar with these two individuals. Bill[3:40:44]   Bert. Probably one of the best stand up comedians now in the world I'd imagine. Maybe him and[3:40:49]   Dave Chappelle are one and two. My favorites are probably him. Dave Chappelle, Sebastian Manasako[3:40:54]   and Norm Macdonald. They're probably my top four and maybe. See this one you're going to hear it. I get a lot of people[3:40:59]   going Mike who are your favorite comic? We don't like comedy you fucking nerd. What are you[3:41:04]   talking about? I got to try to fix something. My favorite comic is George[3:41:09]   Janko. My favorite comic is George Janko and Dion Cole.[3:41:14]   Yeah I like fried shrimp. Shrimp tempore.[3:41:19]   Hold on my uh.[3:41:24]   I think this thing broke. No. The smoke machine broke?[3:41:29]   You know what? After a while you need to do a hard reset to the smoke machine back there.[3:41:34]   It's going to blow. They're not meant for these long stretches.[3:41:39]   Turn that off of the light on that.[3:41:44]   It's so burning in the eyes by the way. Half the time I get disoriented while doing the production during[3:41:49]   the time because the second I turn that on it blasts me. You're not going to be winning[3:41:54]   any awards for this production today I'll tell you that. So we got a British[3:41:59]   bozo and he's already telling you oh I'm a fan of this. There's nobody to be a fan[3:42:04]   of. Case closed. Who are you a fan of? And I don't want to hear you talking[3:42:09]   about Patrice O'Neil. He'd be terrible now. What are the odds that he'd[3:42:14]   be good? Or maybe the whole world would be different. Maybe this type of comedy[3:42:19]   this nonsense. Oh wait I didn't ever turn the screen on.[3:42:24]   Sorry about that. You should have seen my facial expressions. They were key.[3:42:30]   You know I don't care about who was funny. We're talking about what's going on right now.[3:42:35]   Who is funny? Who would you put your name behind?[3:42:40]   I couldn't give you a name right now. So I don't need to hear about the comedy past. The past is a[3:42:45]   different dimension.[3:42:50]   What's that song? In another dimension.[3:42:55]   What's that stupid song? It was from like a opening or something. Wolf Mother Dimension.[3:43:00]   Wolf Mother Dimension. But what did they have that for? I mean is that it? Yes.[3:43:05]   People Dimension. Trump was funny. I don't care about was funny.[3:43:12]   So let's hear this black bastard. This bimbo.[3:43:17]   And I like it. We're friends with him because it's. I know a bimbo is a posse. You're not from London.[3:43:23]   Bimbo is a positive. It's like calling somebody cunt. Oh yeah. Okay.[3:43:28]   A bibi. A bimbo. A black bimbo. I'd say five that was sneaky and there will be like[3:43:33]   a Mark Norman right there. Probably my favorites out there at the moment. But Bill and[3:43:38]   Bert Kreischer who is another standard comedian have this really great podcast where the whole dynamic of it is really[3:43:43]   good because. No there's no way Bert would say that about this guy. And then I shouldn't know and the way he[3:43:48]   looked the way he dresses. Fuck this guy. You wouldn't say that about a black[3:43:53]   a black guy to a white scared guilty man like this in 2020.[3:43:59]   A black guy like this is you want to be friends with him. This is like Marcel[3:44:04]   Wallace or who is that guy? Trevor. D'Angelo Wallace.[3:44:10]   Oh wait. Somebody asked me what I think of Trevor Wallace and I gave them the[3:44:15]   answer thinking they were saying D'Angelo Wallace. So whoever[3:44:20]   I talked about with Trevor Wallace I don't know who that is. Somebody goes Mike what do you[3:44:25]   think of Trevor Wallace? And I said too scared to comment just like everyone[3:44:30]   else. But I was talking about D'Angelo Wallace. Now I[3:44:35]   just realized that guy got a whole different scoop in answer to his question.[3:44:40]   I hope that wasn't in writing. It was in writing. Expect them to be friends right.[3:44:45]   Bill's kind of a feisty prickly guy who kind of is never happy about anything. But is[3:44:50]   basically a lucky go happy go lucky functionally[3:44:55]   functional alcoholic bro dad. You see Bill Burr[3:45:00]   as a functioning alcoholic. I think this is why people think that it's this guy's[3:45:05]   video because he's like giving a bunch of respect to Bill Burr. Okay. Oh[3:45:10]   sure. Okay let's hear some more. Well we haven't even gotten to the shitting on.[3:45:15]   You know this guy whatever he touches is basically I've shot on. Get it.[3:45:20]   Wait what was that comment about. Oh my God. In the comments. One[3:45:25]   time I said Bill Burr's black wife you know she can't rub her skin and[3:45:30]   they flip out. What did you say about his black wife. Why does it. Are you fucking[3:45:35]   retarded. That's what you're going to hear. You're going to. Hi.[3:45:40]   Black wife. What is it. This is where you're out in the commenting game.[3:45:45]   Yeah. He's got a black wife. She's up to no good. What do you think about that.[3:45:50]   Well how do you even interpret that. Don't let it blow out your brain[3:45:55]   brain cords there. Isn't that something. Imagine you're watching this[3:46:00]   every fifth comment. What does it matter if his wife's black. Oh.[3:46:07]   Imagine not knowing why it mattered to me if his wife's black. Imagine the[3:46:12]   confusion especially during this day and age where everybody's like dying to not[3:46:17]   say that. Imagine hearing a guy with a big smile. Oh he's got a black wife can't[3:46:22]   wash that off. And you get guys. Why does it matter if she can't wash[3:46:27]   off her black toe. This is really what you've fallen into[3:46:32]   fighting that. Let it go. Let it go. It's not going to make[3:46:37]   any sense to you. It just must be[3:46:42]   racism at its finest. A degree of racism that you can't even figure out.[3:46:47]   Right. All right. Let's hear this guy this black bloke.[3:46:52]   You ever been a BB a black bloke. By the way blacks in[3:46:57]   London. They're really a big part of that whole operation[3:47:02]   down there now. They're running the show down there. Down there.[3:47:07]   Let's let's listen to these assholes do their thing on[3:47:12]   Burt who kind of you know is known for doing some really great marketing skits and whatever it may be.[3:47:17]   But in recent years I've kind of felt as if like Burt started to get a little bit annoying. Right.[3:47:22]   It's become a little bit annoying. The laughs are getting a little bit of excessive. He's kind of you know[3:47:27]   disbelief how anybody can lose weight gets annoying. Justification. Justification.[3:47:32]   Justifying his alcohol consumption gets a little bit tedious.[3:47:37]   I mean we're like family business out there in order for laughs and giggles on the stage. It just kind of rubs me up the wrong way a little bit.[3:47:42]   Right. So that's why I purposely stop listening to his podcast. You know you have to take him in small doses which are what[3:47:47]   which is why I find him better to enjoy on the Bill and Burt podcast. Is this[3:47:52]   considered grime. It is right. I[3:47:57]   was just about to say the insults do seem to cut more deep coming from a British guy.[3:48:02]   A BB. Yeah. But it still doesn't make sense with I should have told by[3:48:07]   the way this guy dresses the way he looks. You would never say that about a black guy. And if Burt is flipping[3:48:12]   out about him just being like he's a little annoying I can end this and he's with Bill. That's so nice.[3:48:17]   I mean what this guy's doing is complimenting Burt compared to what I do. Yes.[3:48:23]   Because does Burt even know about the stuff I've said about his wife that I'd like to devour.[3:48:28]   Do you even know what I've said about Lynette. Because I'll devour her in three ships.[3:48:34]   Like me so. And also the two bears one cave.[3:48:39]   I feel like those two people with Tom to grow and build are great balances and great[3:48:44]   kind of little buffers in all the things I kind of[3:48:49]   manic episodes. But part of the reason why I've kind of been again put off by him a little bit as well was[3:48:54]   kind of his response to the whole Chris D'Elia stuff. So Chris D'Elia another stand up comedian.[3:48:59]   Imagine living in the fucking UK and thinking you're a part of this whole operation.[3:49:04]   Ashley Butterfield's a part of my life. Isn't that something. I've been in the UK.[3:49:09]   It is a different dimension. How[3:49:14]   odd. And that's how us Americans look at all your other countries.[3:49:19]   Oddities. Fake. Not possibly real.[3:49:25]   I think about my time and I think about these back rooms these people are[3:49:30]   in their twisted sense of reality. That's what I mean. Every[3:49:35]   country. It literally is like a what do they call that like where you walk[3:49:40]   through another dimension. What do they call their parallel parallel universe.[3:49:45]   Countries are very parallel. Like everything's kind of the same.[3:49:50]   But then there's these differences. Like I don't know if you knew this but there's like a battle[3:49:55]   royale in Japan. You know McDonald's in Japan. You know what they call a quarter pounder.[3:50:00]   A battle royale with ketchup. Do you know what they call[3:50:05]   a Big Mac in France.[3:50:10]   They call it an Eiffel Tower burger.[3:50:15]   It's just these little differences. Pulp Fiction everybody. I just joined a[3:50:20]   scene from Pulp Fiction. I'm sorry about that. So thank you.[3:50:27]   As a Jew he's been gassed.[3:50:31]   Gas the Jew. Oh my God wait. It's time to gas[3:50:36]   the Jew.[3:50:41]   Hitler's gas. I'm getting sleepy.[3:50:56]   And scene and that's the gassing of Hitler's enemy.[3:51:03]   Thank you. I'm glad you didn't think of that one before. Can you do a curtsy without doing[3:51:08]   the legs. That's pretty good. That's pretty close. I think you lift from the[3:51:13]   bottom up. How about we send out one of these remotes to a hateful listener and every time I[3:51:18]   say something they can gas me. That's actually a nice idea.[3:51:23]   Oh my God. After a big gassing then it starts puffing out these little puff scares.[3:51:28]   You know what they're referring to me on the Internet as now. The great gas[3:51:33]   bee. These things these cheap.[3:51:38]   We've got to get more fog machines because these things they stop work. And now it's always[3:51:43]   coming from one side. Wouldn't it be funny if you had four pointing at you from all corners[3:51:48]   and then they all gassed you in the middle. I want it to be like a big pyrotechnics.[3:51:53]   Does that make it like way hotter. Well I typed in vertical fog machine. I can't find them.[3:51:59]   Where do people get real stuff from real shows. Like where do I find[3:52:04]   pyrotechnics. Someone sent me a page earlier when they were asking about pyro.[3:52:09]   Imagine if I had pyro and that's coming. OK. Everyone has now[3:52:14]   decided in the chat that it can't be this guy because he's being way too nice.[3:52:19]   This guy reminds me of human feces.[3:52:24]   His voice. I love him. His voice reminds me of scraping[3:52:29]   human shit off a shoe. But he also made a video[3:52:34]   claiming the clip as Bert talking about him. So it's still a mystery.[3:52:39]   Yeah it is a mystery. So you saw how Bert talks about a guy who makes fun of him.[3:52:44]   I made fun of a guy so vicious people at home were going Mike no[3:52:49]   don't do it. You're digging your own grave. I've made fun of the guy where if you make fun[3:52:54]   of him you're involved in a weird[3:53:00]   dangerous underground dark web.[3:53:06]   You know you could get hurt. We're talking about Owen Benjamin.[3:53:12]   I got to show you what a G.[3:53:17]   Oh he puts the G in Benjamin.[3:53:22]   And let me tell you about the Benjamins of our past. You had Benjamin[3:53:27]   Franklin. Was that the guy with the key. Yeah[3:53:32]   yeah. Benjamin Franklin. I hope nobody in the world is like oh Benjamin Franklin what a[3:53:37]   piece of shit. He's sweet. He's nice. Unlike Eric Weinstein[3:53:42]   I said this Benjamin Franklin did not care about his looks. I mean[3:53:47]   Benjamin Franklin looked like worse than the woman's bookstore lady[3:53:52]   from Portlandia. I mean he really looked fucking to me. Really[3:53:57]   Benjamin Franklin could be the ugliest guy that we have. His hair[3:54:02]   his double chin his body his outfit.[3:54:07]   You have Owen Benjamin another nice guy that you can't knock. You have[3:54:12]   like all about the Benjamins baby like P Diddy and Mace.[3:54:17]   It's not a song people really hate. This word Benjamin is a positive[3:54:22]   word. You have isn't there like a stuffed animal named Benjamin or something like that.[3:54:27]   It's not a bad word. I told you that Owen Benjamin was nice. People go Mike[3:54:32]   he hates Jews. He wants all Jews dead.[3:54:37]   Mike he hates Marsh. You know somebody from Marsh used to[3:54:42]   go at war with Owen Benjamin for saying much less than I've ever said.[3:54:47]   Somebody in the comments said Mike said he wants to put Owens send[3:54:52]   Owen Benjamin kid coffins as a little message[3:54:57]   to his children. And then somebody from Marsha's world[3:55:02]   sent Owen gummy dicks in the mail gummy penises.[3:55:07]   Owen flipped wanted them dead. We're sending these people baby[3:55:12]   coffins signed the letters said we're going to put your kids send. Well we didn't send them[3:55:17]   but it's an idea. It's an idea that we've been shopping[3:55:22]   around. We're sending these people literal threats about what we're going to do there[3:55:27]   to their kids. And they're coming back. They love what they've seen. Owen[3:55:32]   Benjamin is he gets it. And I'll tell you that she's been[3:55:37]   he's had a terrible couple of years. And[3:55:42]   but I've always known that he's a sweet person who was[3:55:47]   bullied into the way he's been. People call that concern trolling. I saw Sam[3:55:52]   Tripoli do this. Don't say it bully. But here's the thing I'm mad. Well he was driven mad.[3:55:57]   I'm not trying to talk Owen out of his feelings.[3:56:02]   But I do draw the line at[3:56:07]   you know why can't he just be nice to people[3:56:12]   like me. And he has been. Wait till you[3:56:17]   see this video they posted. I couldn't believe my ears. Owen[3:56:22]   loves red bar even more even after hearing about the coffins.[3:56:27]   Listen to this. You're going to love this. You know in Bert Kreischer you could[3:56:32]   learn a thing or two from this guy. Sometimes I like watching like red bars.[3:56:38]   Listen to this. Oh my ear. Yeah I know.[3:56:43]   Here's Owinski. And somebody in the comments said[3:56:48]   am I a bear now. I guess so. I'm a bear now.[3:56:53]   Let's cut the illegal stuff out of the bear stuff[3:56:58]   and we're in. We can't be killing the Jews.[3:57:03]   We can't be actually hating blacks. But if you can promise that[3:57:08]   we won't do those things then we'll be bears. We also can't[3:57:13]   what other things can the bears not do if we're in. A lot of stuff.[3:57:18]   Got to be on the up and up. Listen to this. Like sometimes I like watching like red bars[3:57:23]   really funny. I know he's talked some shit about me but I don't care at all. I know that's just what he does. He's really[3:57:28]   good at making fun of people and as someone who enjoys listening to people make fun of people even when he like[3:57:33]   talks shit about me. Listen to this. Didn't I predict that a couple weeks ago?[3:57:38]   You go Owen's going to be mad. He's not going to be here. Did we talk about this on the show?[3:57:43]   Where I said I love Owen. I really want to be friends. And they go oh yeah he's going to be friends with you after you[3:57:48]   talked all this shit. And I said oh no no no. I promise you Owen's different.[3:57:53]   I know. I looked into his eyes. He's nice. He'll know the things I said[3:57:58]   about him. They're more valuable than letting your ego get in the way. These[3:58:03]   things will not bother him. I said that. Either I said it to her privately or I said it to all of you.[3:58:08]   And then we got verification not a week later. Listen to this sweet man.[3:58:13]   And Owen you're welcome in my home with my kids any day of the week.[3:58:18]   Any day of the week you could be around Sampson,[3:58:23]   Johnson, Flaps,[3:58:28]   Mogany, Moreland.[3:58:33]   These are my kids. Wait till you meet them. They're not attractive. Sometimes I like watching[3:58:38]   like Red Bar's really funny. I know he's talked some shit about me but I don't care at all. I know that's just what he does.[3:58:43]   He's really good at making fun of people and is someone who enjoys listening to people make fun[3:58:48]   of people even when he like talks shit about me. So I don't care[3:58:53]   at all. So you don't need to like defend me or anything. Like I don't care. It's literally like an art.[3:58:58]   And so I was listening to this dude. He's funny.[3:59:03]   I don't care. It's literally an art. I mean this guy[3:59:08]   this guy hates every comic and he likes me. I'm honored man[3:59:13]   because I grew up watching Owen Benjamin on TV and all those shows that he was on.[3:59:18]   He was my favorite actor. Same. But I have a lot of favorite actors.[3:59:23]   My new thing is every time there's some like shitty repeat actor[3:59:28]   in a movie that you could care less about. I go it's one of my favorite actors and it's just some like[3:59:33]   douche guy that you go wait a minute. Why are you even? Who the fuck keeps rehiring you?[3:59:38]   You think we like you? There's so many guys in shows you're like the same guy[3:59:43]   and it's like who the fuck's hiring you? No one likes you. All right.[3:59:48]   Let's hear some more. And so I was listening to this dude. He's funny. He's very creative.[3:59:53]   He came up with a bit recently that like somebody that's into oil[3:59:58]   like essential oil.[4:00:00]   him an oil tycoon or no cbd oil he was like it's an oil tycoon a great bit how great that's exactly[4:00:10]   somebody was selling cbd and he's like that's an oil tycoon that's great look how we both take it[4:00:18]   down to the simplest chart isn't that great i'm filling people's hearts with the joy you know and[4:00:25]   that's one of my favorite bits too he said something a great bit about imagine a real[4:00:31]   comedian having to hear this that i came up with a bit i mean that is something that um like uh[4:00:38]   somebody that's into oil like essential oil he called him an oil tycoon or no cbd oil he was[4:00:44]   like it's an oil tycoon a great bit and someone who's so starved of actually creative comedians[4:00:52]   uh i i do enjoy his show from time to time sometimes he does get a little negative but[4:00:56]   that's kind of like what he does and as someone who he's like ripped at i don't care at all[4:01:03]   two years ago i would have probably freaked out because i didn't understand the nature[4:01:06]   of the internet but now i just get it i'm like oh people just do that now so anyway[4:01:11]   he was showing a uh what's it called santino anthony sent no uh the red-headed retard[4:01:19]   was that tito santino wow i really like watching uh hey if it wouldn't get me banned from social[4:01:26]   media i'd like to hook up with this guy but i think it's too high now i'm interested to[4:01:31]   hear what he has to say about tito santino santino you don't like that guy that's very funny[4:01:37]   ah that really how heartwarming is that doesn't that make him seem so nice and loving see what[4:01:43]   it is is he just worked with you know he worked with crowder who was evil he worked with steve[4:01:48]   bern who is evil he's used to everybody being evil and fucking him over he's sick of it[4:01:54]   so what did he do he blamed the creator moses the jew you know all you got to do is take your anger[4:02:03]   out on comedians you don't got to make it political and you'll be okay come come over[4:02:10]   care about that veto guy calling him yeah get me veto ask for his skype name i'll skype this[4:02:17]   imagine we get this veto guy what is his name dense vendito[4:02:22]   imagine you see me interview somebody today like this[4:02:27]   i like owen you tell owen is there any chance you and mike want to just hang out and watch movies and[4:02:38]   didn't he marry the adams family girl yet christina richie[4:02:41]   he was married to who's got a new movie coming out in a new role[4:02:45]   veto lll the king will see you now owen no no no[4:02:54]   vito mangria they're calling him ha ha ha yeah so this vito wants to call in you've[4:03:00]   had some communication with him he messaged me back and said hi jewels what time i'm in[4:03:05]   eastern standard oh he's in eastern oh yeah get him on the phone an hour ago and i haven't had[4:03:10]   a time to okay well message him like a million times i know you won't i'm not messaging him[4:03:16]   a million times well somebody all everyone messaged that veto guy go red bar will see you now[4:03:22]   did you message him at all yeah i messaged him back and said what's your skype name what's your[4:03:26]   skype name get him on this is going to be a big break for the sky oh yeah did you want to see[4:03:31]   chrissy mehr's mean tweets about you in the meantime are they really mean yeah then yeah[4:03:36]   let's see this chrissy mehr and her boyfriend heard about what was going on today with her fbi[4:03:42]   and by the way chris yeah now i'm going to the fbi and i'm getting every guy to come to the fbi[4:03:48]   with me i got a friend in the fbi named hawaii tom he loves the show and knows my whole character[4:03:57]   he will smooth out like if you ever reported me to the fbi he'll tell the fbi that i'm okay[4:04:04]   fbi that i'm okay and they'll all believe them because they're brothers[4:04:09]   so i could call him and be like here's another insurrectionist she was climbing on the building[4:04:14]   let's get her let's see what she tweeted about me that's what we exposed of her today and uh where[4:04:22]   is she here i clicked on that you gotta click the that main tweet this one no the this one yeah[4:04:27]   click that and then it's in the replies but you can read the whole okay look at this so ray devito[4:04:32]   who's ray devito the guy that we're trying to get to call look at that i thought his name was[4:04:37]   dinco marquico ray devito tweets on march 9th what is the date today wow the ninth look at that[4:04:47]   ray devito tweets i wanted a theme song apparently red bar made me one thanks guys i haven't heard it[4:04:54]   yet but a promise is a promise i'll play it on my podcast oh that's really cool could i be on your[4:05:01]   podcast that'd be so enriching and then franco replies who's franco just some random person[4:05:10]   franco writes it's all love from red bar although chrissy marr and frank pallegrino her boyfriend[4:05:18]   might not think so after talking about them and then frank pallegrino himself[4:05:23]   chrissy marr's disgusting psychotic q anon boyfriend says this i gave it a year wow you[4:05:32]   know my slogans my joke slogans i gave it a year i'd be interested if he started to actually create[4:05:41]   content rather than only criticize you got you heard he used to do stand up and it didn't go[4:05:50]   so well so now he just shits on anyone with success uh in the red bar fact i'm not saying[4:05:58]   this but in the red bar fact one of the frequently asked questions was did mike ever do stand up or[4:06:05]   want to do stand up and in the fact the answer says no it's a rumor it says in the fact the[4:06:16]   frequently asked questions part of our site heard he used to do stand up and it didn't go so well[4:06:23]   so now he just shits on anyone with success wasn't he caught embezzling from the club he was partner[4:06:34]   into poor guy and you know where he got that one from who denny[4:06:42]   oh yes same thing this week so denny and chrissy marr working together on a little plan[4:06:50]   to get yeah here's chrissy marr she jumps in i pity him too take away the sound effects and[4:06:58]   the gossip and you have a sad bitter middle-aged man regretting of a life of poor decisions[4:07:08]   oh then x o d a includes you he tags you at jules falcor and then frank pallegrino replies[4:07:18]   oh yeah he'll talk about us just because we mentioned him see you were listening[4:07:26]   you should do one of his shows frank says x and then he says psych loser and frank goes you could[4:07:35]   you could call me whatever you want but at least i've tried[4:07:40]   where's your show oh my god in between you should do a show frank and psych loser frank typed this[4:07:47]   huge long thing where he was like i actually used to do a show about music blah blah like[4:07:51]   thinking that guy was asking a serious question really and then that's why the guy typed psych[4:07:56]   loser and then he deleted it oh wow okay well look at this this is chrissy's boyfriend look[4:08:02]   what he got caught doing this is what he actually said it's still open on mine that long one but[4:08:06]   it's deleted okay so look at this he says um he'll talk about us just because we mentioned him[4:08:14]   and then this guy goes you should do a show frank and frank deleted this tweet but it's still open[4:08:19]   on jules's phone he goes i used to it was fun we actually talked about local events restaurants[4:08:26]   and helped promote local businesses it did decently and we made some money doing it[4:08:31]   covid stopped it because it was recorded in different restaurants and bought you know this[4:08:36]   frank pelegrino is exactly like denny he is like the same guy as denny and then the guy goes psych[4:08:45]   loser and then here back to that frank deleted that tweet because he was made fun of he was so[4:08:51]   embarrassed the guy goes you should do a show and then frank opened up realized that he was being[4:08:56]   tortured deleted the tweet and now we continue he goes you could call me whatever you want but[4:09:02]   at least i've tried where's your show ever tried to create anything this is what's happening during[4:09:10]   red bar this is what we're causing during this red bar and by the way creating nothing is way[4:09:15]   better than creating something as frank pelegrino i mean this frank pelegrino i'm telling you this[4:09:21]   i need to start focusing on him uh privately uh-oh he's twist i mean he really is like josh denny[4:09:31]   he's even worse and josh denny really needs to be focused on this josh denny chrissy meyer frank[4:09:37]   pelegrino universe of like extreme lionism it's it's almost documentary worthy with the way they[4:09:47]   lie and maneuver and lie through their day it used to be like we caught these guys in one[4:09:53]   terrible lie a year and then it turned into like one a month and now it's like one every minute[4:09:59]   and they're navigating via a lot it's really twisted and the lengths they're willing to go[4:10:07]   and again they've got this confidence from chewing on where if you're a liar no one calls you out[4:10:13]   because it's funner to believe in the lie and the lie helps with the whole thing it's this weird[4:10:20]   thing it's almost like they're playing an adolescent adolescent children's game you remember[4:10:27]   when you would all you know what they're doing it's similar to the psychology behind um uh that[4:10:34]   voodoo game what's the game uh where you all put your fingers on that thing the ouija board what[4:10:41]   q anon and what chrissy meyer and this gang of people josh denny included[4:10:48]   they're playing the ouija board of life when you gathered with your friends around the ouija board[4:10:55]   everybody knew it was just a milton uh milton brothers milton and brother bradley brothers[4:11:02]   board game it came from a factory it had no voodoo attached to it it had nothing there's[4:11:08]   no holy water dabbled on the ouija board to make it work but when you were 13 you and your cousin[4:11:16]   and your cousin's friend and your younger brother you would find a ouija board in someone's basement[4:11:23]   you'd take it out and you'd put your fingers on it and it would start moving and everyone[4:11:28]   in the group claimed they weren't moving the ouija board and they psyched themselves into[4:11:34]   thinking that it was actually real and they'd get scared and they'd go oh i think it's real[4:11:38]   and they'd really let it fly they'd be like is my grandma alive and well yes she is her name is uh[4:11:45]   ruth and they'd really sit there and convince themselves on oh i didn't move it i didn't touch[4:11:50]   it you did and you all fed into it and you all moved it and touched it because you wanted it to[4:11:56]   be real it gives some excitement to your fucking boring life that's what's going on with these[4:12:01]   people and they let themselves lie because each other's lie that was so poetic yes this is what's[4:12:10]   happening this is what's happening 100 percent in chrissy marr and josh denny and this frank[4:12:18]   pellegrino they are no different than ghost hunters pretending they heard a sound they lie[4:12:27]   their way through the day they distort our reality to such a degree that they should be[4:12:31]   they to do uh such a degree that they should be held in questioning and like an fbi i really[4:12:36]   believe this and they'll claim that's cancel culture yes i want the psychotic cancelled[4:12:46]   um did we have something else with that i'm trying to show you but your messages isn't[4:12:51]   sending okay i'll refresh this one oh messages yeah but here i'll drag it up to the top of there[4:12:57]   oh wait my chat isn't working either did i lose uh some connection here let's find out uh oh no[4:13:05]   internet but i'm getting we're still streaming right you're on the internet yeah mine is fine[4:13:10]   are you on lt either the internet no the internet uh oh why am i getting no intranet here let's see[4:13:17]   oh no i'm connected what is going on here this really doesn't make sense i got no internet on[4:13:23]   my computer we're still streaming though and we're still the fuck i don't know what to do[4:13:30]   um let's take a break i got to figure this out my computer's gone i know i can see all right[4:13:36]   we'll be right back can i get a spotify song could i even get anything here i'll play it[4:13:40]   here you go i got something we'll see you soon[4:14:00]   no internet[4:14:11]   just[4:14:27]   i got no net what is going on[4:14:41]   him[4:14:49]   i think we're coming back[4:15:10]   if you[4:15:12]   about me[4:15:35]   i'll wait i'm back[4:15:41]   so[4:15:44]   i'm coming back[4:15:56]   we're coming back[4:16:12]   me[4:16:33]   coming back[4:16:33]   if you wonder about me flowers just go i like that let's see if that's working[4:16:56]   what clip were we trying to play before i went off[4:17:03]   baby[4:17:19]   it is red bar and we are back sorry about that little[4:17:24]   glitch so where were we there what were we bitching about what were we talking about[4:17:29]   where were we going nuts about there we were just talking about the tweets and then i said[4:17:34]   the tweets whose tweets oh chrissy marr and frank pellegrino okay so we were talking about that and[4:17:39]   then you said you gotta play this saying josh denny left a similar comment to frank pellegrino[4:17:45]   on this video about him so pull up this video here and let's see what we got planning together[4:17:52]   to get you uh should i play this clip nothing to do with the clip but we could play stuff from the[4:17:57]   clip if you want more denny stuff i've got time codes so look for kevin for ghoulie's common his[4:18:03]   profile pictures in orange and for me it's all the way at the very bottom let's find out okay[4:18:08]   kay freck so look at this so josh denny was on this show and wait till you see this let's get[4:18:12]   the clips for this show we'll do that right after this is what i meant about the uh new[4:18:19]   way of lying through the earth this is a tunneling you know you always go how do they[4:18:27]   have tunnels back in the day i think they just kept digging right they tunneled you go how does[4:18:34]   josh denny and chrissy marr and these people how do they keep surviving day after day without[4:18:39]   getting caught they keep tunneling they keep lying you know we've been exposing josh denny since when[4:18:47]   and when was that clip on nobody likes onions where i started screaming at him you know what[4:18:52]   year was that it's been probably since i don't know 2008 or 9 that we've been outing denny as a[4:19:01]   liar and kevin fregakis goes into this video of josh denny he was on another show we're going to[4:19:10]   show you some clips these are horrendous clips and kay frag says josh denny isn't a free speech[4:19:17]   advocate or republican he's also barely a comic he does open mic level comedy every few months[4:19:25]   denny is a liar and using this culture war to gain followers so that's exactly the truth[4:19:32]   there is not one person who has lied less than josh denny i mean it's every day now the lies[4:19:40]   are becoming more extravagant and he's tricking these low-level podcasters into thinking they're[4:19:47]   getting a celebrity from the food network you know he was barely on this food network show this[4:19:53]   was basically a fan this is the same as if you got picked out of the audience to make a pie with[4:19:59]   martha stewart on her talk show it's one above that josh denny has let let his delusions create[4:20:09]   an entire history and life for himself that he's never had and with every appearance[4:20:17]   weekly now he's going on people's shows the delusions and the lies grow grander and i'm[4:20:23]   not talking like burt kreischer and tom cigar even steven crowder looks like a normal put together[4:20:30]   non-liar compared to denny we call everyone here at red bar liars so it probably we need a better[4:20:38]   word for this to show importance denny's lies are on such a level now they're so out of control[4:20:48]   that it almost you think there's got to be someone to report this to like not online not getting[4:20:56]   anyone canceled like you would go oh he's lied enough where it like crosses the truth barrier[4:21:02]   and now there's going to be a punishment for it from the lie department but there is no lie[4:21:07]   department but it leaves you frustrated going this has to be stopped like he's like villain[4:21:16]   level lying well with that let's see what he said about me now that i've set up that he's a liar[4:21:25]   um so kevin fregatka says this look at this denny is starting to fight back[4:21:31]   one guy replies caleb calisi and the fact that this anyone's defending denny this is what i[4:21:37]   mean about today's culture like all you have to do is be on something and then there's like[4:21:43]   10 guys who think they like you and defend you for no reason look at this[4:21:51]   josh denny is a liar and blah blah blah he's barely a comic does open mic look at this guy[4:21:56]   responds to it first you present zero evidence to support your claim second if half of that is even[4:22:03]   true all the better diversity of thought is a great thing and the fact that he chose to be on[4:22:09]   babylon b in the first place i have mad respect so this is what i mean they're not using cancel[4:22:17]   culture to gain fans they're using cancel culture to get out of their lies and their[4:22:26]   guilt don't think of it is they're doing this to gain fan of course all they want is fans fame and[4:22:32]   money they're over that they're using this cancel culture stuff to deflect and confuse and they're[4:22:39]   not even doing it on purpose i mean it really is it's a great way there are guys out there now[4:22:47]   you're we're going to these guys there's no diss to these guys these bumbling bee people[4:22:53]   what do they call babylon b this is the name of the show babylon b this is a perfect example we've[4:22:57]   been seeing this for years josh denny will do a show with two strangers they don't know denny from[4:23:04]   up they'll do a show with denny he goes on their show and threads a complete fable of lies[4:23:15]   throughout the whole show and then red bar people write to the host and go dude no i promise you[4:23:21]   denny is like a compulsive and instead of them going whoa really let's look into this they go[4:23:27]   fuck you you're just oh here's trolls just like denny said there would be these cancel culture[4:23:32]   troll we are not cancel culture we're just updating you on the truth this is how sick[4:23:40]   this problem's gotten they interview denny they believe his lies they're not going to be told[4:23:48]   those were lies after the fact because they did an hour-long podcast where they laughed[4:23:53]   and used denny's stories to validate their own chance and ideas so these hosts go on there they[4:24:01]   have denny on he tells a web of lies we tell the host that they're lying and instead of the host[4:24:06]   looking into it or believing us they call us trolls and cancel culture people because then[4:24:14]   they have to go back and retract their laughs they have to retract their points that they're[4:24:20]   making based off denny's lies they have to retract all the stuff isn't that amazing and these are the[4:24:27]   people who at the end of the day go we're just trying to search for the truth we're not queuing[4:24:32]   on with truth seekers but when you tell them the truth they don't buy it because it'll make them[4:24:38]   fools out of themselves this is a real problem out there it used to be back in the day here's[4:24:46]   a grifter like josh denny goes on a podcast lies we tell the host problem solved now denny's out[4:24:51]   it is a liar how embarrassing nowadays it's look at this commenter he's defending denny[4:25:00]   because if denny is a scam artist and a counter artist well then their hosts of their show aren't[4:25:07]   smart and unaware and that would be that would the whole thing would fall down so we got to keep the[4:25:12]   lie going and everyone else is a troll but you're pushing your own people away you know what i mean[4:25:21]   like i always want to say to these qnn these truthers and these all right why are you pushing[4:25:26]   us all away and making yourself you're digging yourself into this hole because of your pride[4:25:32]   you don't want to ever backtrack and say oh wow we were and it's not even embarrassing denny lied[4:25:38]   to you should be outraged it doesn't even reflect on you that bad but it reflects on you terribly[4:25:44]   when you decide to team up with the liar it's like what chris d'elia fans are doing oh yeah[4:25:51]   there's where's the evidence well there's more evidence that he did rape these girls than there[4:25:56]   is evidence that he didn't i know you know what i mean like why are you so sure that he didn't[4:26:03]   rape them based on absolutely zero evidence it's this weird thing people are doing where if they're[4:26:10]   a fan of micaela peterson and they've invested their time with her and they've invested their[4:26:16]   dollars with her it doesn't matter if micaela killed someone that would make them look stupid[4:26:22]   so they're gonna keep going with it even though they know and it's i didn't think we'd ever get[4:26:28]   to this point where it's and i mean there must be so many people must be ripping their hair out[4:26:34]   watching these commenters and i you know who i met it the psychologists sitting back not realizing[4:26:43]   this leaving me to do everyone's dirty work why am i exposing the simplest right in front of our[4:26:52]   face shit that's going on every day that nobody seems to care about why does no one care about[4:26:58]   the ever-growing lies that every person is involved in why does no one care about this[4:27:08]   so you got a guy and listen to what josh denny says listen to what josh denny's new spin is[4:27:18]   hey caleb their only proof is the ramblings of another podcaster who's been sued for fraud[4:27:26]   and embezzlement and has been accused of grooming his teenage listeners by calling him out it makes[4:27:34]   me a target pretty simple now wait did mike get sued for embezzlement or fraud or or grooming[4:27:43]   listeners you're gonna have to tune into the scars club to find out redbarradio.net slash scars[4:27:51]   let's pretend that we don't know focus on this point the reason mike and all of his fans are[4:28:01]   calling me a liar and saying this is because i called mike out once and that makes me a target[4:28:11]   so he's crossed into a line where he goes i'm going full fictitious listen the worst part[4:28:17]   about denny is that he has no qualms about lying well here's the thing he can just say this hurts[4:28:22]   me because i don't want to have to i'm not trying to defend myself here i wish this happened to[4:28:28]   another subject besides me so i could show you this but now we have verifiable proof[4:28:34]   that denny is willing to go full fictitious he is willing to flat out create a new scenario[4:28:45]   to explain his trolls we've never seen this one before this is brand new we've been covering denny[4:28:51]   since 2008 or 2009 he has never once called me out for anything he's actually appeared on the show[4:29:00]   after i had called him out i think someone just reposted the clip on the bpg this last week of[4:29:10]   the first time that mike called into nlo and started yelling yeah and again you got the timeline[4:29:15]   there has been no recorded history of denny ever calling me out this is not retaliation for him[4:29:21]   calling me out so for him to say and everyone knows that he's been around so for him to say[4:29:26]   that we have verifiable evidence that he lies as he tunnels as he maneuvers and now this is what[4:29:37]   i mean about these guys and i predicted we were headed this way i said two weeks ago now it's just[4:29:44]   they know that nothing can be proven and even if it's proven these fans have invested enough[4:29:51]   they don't want proof we've showed chris delia court papers should be enough for his biggest fan[4:29:56]   to go okay i'm gonna sit this one out it's not enough they're gonna be with them forever and[4:30:03]   denny and mar have figured this out they've found their tribes of people who also don't care and[4:30:12]   allow these lies to continue because they're living in some sort of childlike weird fantasy[4:30:19]   so denny knows this and i said you know he's just starting to lie about any now it's not about he[4:30:28]   doesn't have to keep up with the lies they don't have to match up they don't even have to well[4:30:32]   because he's seen that it doesn't matter yeah he's seen that it doesn't matter what if this happened[4:30:38]   to where they saw that it didn't matter tana you were saying yeah tana mongu yeah you know she used[4:30:44]   to scheme her list she's gotten busted for so many like money schemes but then each time she makes[4:30:51]   more money and gets a bigger fan base so she literally just said to herself who gives a fuck[4:30:58]   and keeps going and they know that who gives a fuck feels horrible but[4:31:02]   it's all they have left i mean it's all that they have and he did the classic liars add-on[4:31:08]   like the failed podcasters been accused of grooming blah blah that's all stuff he probably[4:31:13]   heard on reddit or something but that wasn't even enough because he knows that we can just brush[4:31:19]   that off so he had to do the liars add-on and we always catch denny that's where he says the liars[4:31:25]   add on the story didn't quite feel as good as he thought it would so he adds like two more[4:31:30]   two more sentences that make it even more ridiculous okay so what are the other sentences[4:31:36]   that make it ridiculous the one where he says that the reason you're after him is because he[4:31:41]   called you out isn't that so here's all you need to know forget what he's saying by calling mike[4:31:47]   out it makes me a target that's the only reason he's doing this how offensive is that to all you[4:31:54]   people who've witnessed this throughout the years kfrag responds to the guy here's a story where he[4:32:01]   claims he got a maid pregnant and then had uh got her an abortion here's a clip of him admitting to[4:32:07]   making up a story of being on a plane crash also saying he makes up stuff about 50 percent of the[4:32:13]   time i mean he's an admitted path a lot you know the we say pathological liar that kind of you[4:32:20]   forget that's actually like a real condition that some folks have so when we say that you[4:32:26]   think that we're like oh you know burt chrysler he's a pathical well burt he actually is it's like[4:32:32]   a real like he's absolutely certified psychotically lying um and then you know i can't find any[4:32:43]   evidence we need to put together and we need to put our husband i can't find any evidence that[4:32:47]   you've ever called out any hosts oh wow look at that[4:32:53]   you know um i think somebody needs to put together a five-minute piece or we really need to[4:32:59]   work together to put together a five-minute piece about all of josh's lies with proof[4:33:05]   that are used in these circumstances a video that you can't even debate after it's over[4:33:13]   isn't that the craziest part though back in the day when porcelain even think back to when[4:33:18]   porcelain started making his documentaries about anthony cumia we thought a documentary like that[4:33:25]   could bring someone down cut to now where i remember thinking wow a porcelain documentary i[4:33:32]   mean that is like the worst thing that could happen about you nowadays you could make a video[4:33:39]   that is so tight with facts exposing somebody but if they're if they have a fan who doesn't[4:33:47]   care they will figure out a way to not believe it and thousands of them will figure out a way[4:33:55]   to not believe it i mean we're watching it with chris d'alea where his fan base and i didn't even[4:34:01]   know it was so strong his fan base is fully on board with chris to the point where they're going[4:34:06]   i don't care what he did to anyone bring back my silly goose i don't care if he raped[4:34:12]   a 10 year old they're saying this they've got people going how is 17 illegal[4:34:19]   i mean thousands of people are going how is 17 illegal i don't know which world we live in which[4:34:26]   planet we live in where that's fine and reasonable for a 40 year old to go after a 17 year old but[4:34:31]   you've got thousands of people going how is 16 and 16 and 17 is barely a child[4:34:37]   this is what they're saying in response to chris d'alea[4:34:41]   how 16 and 17 is barely a child that's a grown woman who makes her own decisions[4:34:46]   this is what his fans are saying women men[4:34:52]   so this is the world we live in now where there's no way to take somebody down based on truth[4:34:57]   anymore you almost have to take them down based on something that their fans would be embarrassed[4:35:04]   of something their fans wouldn't tolerate you almost have to create an external situation right[4:35:10]   there just any tweets 24 hours a day how the most disgusting murderous thing you can do is have an[4:35:16]   abortion and it's straight up murder yeah and then kevin links to this lie story which we made fun[4:35:22]   of for being alive right now josh denny is on a i want to let you know this b show that he's on[4:35:27]   this bullshit b show i don't know what it's called it's a christian show josh denny is sunk so low[4:35:34]   because he likes free speech that now he's on christian conservative talk shows that bleep out[4:35:41]   the word crap and damn because it goes against their religion josh denny is not allowed to work[4:35:48]   jobs because he calls people niggers that's against free speech yet he'll go on christian[4:35:55]   conservative shows that don't allow the word damn based on their religion that's cool but a company[4:36:05]   not wanting you to say sand nigger all day and have a secret life as a clown is censorship[4:36:13]   insane what the fuck is going on and he'll go on this show and his stories i'm telling you[4:36:19]   they're fully made up stories he also is pro-life he's a pro-life comedian now yes here i'll show[4:36:27]   something here is a story where he claims he got a maid pregnant and then got her an abortion and[4:36:32]   it's funny should we listen to this story yeah listen to that quick enough josh i want to let[4:36:36]   everybody know josh denny is going around preaching pro-life i'll show you and he's[4:36:41]   against companies that are uh for abortion he's anti-abortion yet three years ago[4:36:50]   this was his stance denny's classic maid lie listen to this[4:37:00]   she i mean all i'm saying is sometimes made sometimes the sharpest knife is also the[4:37:05]   rustiest one tell me about this that's all i'm saying was this man cleaning nude uh not at first[4:37:10]   but it started that way why don't you ever be honest about it i i feel like let me tell you[4:37:15]   something this is a real talk we already listen to this this is josh denny when he was a co-host[4:37:21]   on my old show nobody likes onions yes really dude with everybody's favorite[4:37:31]   squab patrick milk mean yes believe it or not that's the history of denny even patrick melton[4:37:39]   one of our most devious he goes do you ever tell the truth can i ever get because you should have[4:37:45]   seen josh before he started mastering his lies he used to lie and it would be so apparent he'd get[4:37:53]   called out by everybody i mean he was one of these guys was like a whipping boy where you'd be like[4:37:57]   oh my god stop lying and be like you know me with a lie like he'd admit to it but now he's in a[4:38:04]   position where you can't admit to it listen to this old story sometimes made sometimes the[4:38:09]   sharpest knife in the drawer is also the rustiest one tell me about this that's all i'm saying was[4:38:12]   this man cleaning nude uh not at first but it started that way why don't you ever be honest[4:38:19]   about it i i feel like let me tell you something this is a real talk we already had this show but[4:38:24]   we're gonna get up one-on-one with me you and i let's zoom in okay listen to this josh denny[4:38:28]   starts saying he had a maid to come over she got naked and they started fucking so that's why[4:38:35]   melton is questioning him this other guy come on he's going let's go you know you're always telling[4:38:39]   a lie let's so let's hear this i if you don't want to talk about we won't so just say let's not do[4:38:47]   this no no problem talking about it then for once in your fucking life i want you to look at me and[4:38:52]   tell me what really fucking happened in that room that day yeah like just don't be coy about it with[4:38:59]   you but it was a coy situation it wasn't it was tell me how she showed up and how she cleaned the[4:39:03]   first time and how you got a nude and how you ended up in her like i mean i don't want to go[4:39:08]   through the whole thing but i i have but i but i did the whole thing did start with a uh cleaning[4:39:14]   nude discuss like fantasy discussion and then that happened and then it just went to fucking for more[4:39:20]   money yeah imagine again our maids doing this you know these guys they tell a story as if they're[4:39:26]   you know in an 80s movie and they're within an attractive body imagine you're a maid you go to[4:39:34]   josh denny's weasley one-bedroom shithole 800 a month valley apartment are you getting horny for[4:39:44]   him now if he's asking her to fuck i i just can't imagine maids fucking for money are they really[4:39:53]   doing that how does that how does that even start happening josh denny implies that he paid her[4:40:01]   you know um how does that conversation start hello miss and have you ever seen the maids[4:40:08]   that show up the amades he's able to afford in the shitty one bedroom 800 square foot[4:40:17]   hellhole let's hear more the first trip yeah yeah yeah this was all this was all the first time the[4:40:25]   first time she came to clean how did you get into a you know i'd really love that ass to be out[4:40:30]   that's not for real that's not what i said we just had a chemistry man it was like it's like[4:40:34]   you mean anybody and you have a kid don't laugh at me man i'm trying to be honest would you just[4:40:38]   have that chemistry where so this story got brought up again because josh would be on this[4:40:43]   show nobody likes onions and every week he'd have 10 new burt kreischer level stories you[4:40:50]   ever met these guys they always got a wild story they don't have this many wild stories they just[4:41:02]   don't you're making them up you know this is what happens people in your life you have maybe[4:41:09]   three or four wild stories by the time you're in your mid-20s you shouldn't want to tell those[4:41:16]   stories anymore because you've told them and they're played out to you like i've got probably[4:41:24]   11 grand stories that i've racked up through my life i've said them already they're done[4:41:33]   so who are these guys that shop around store well maybe comedians maybe a comedian for 10 years[4:41:40]   could tell 15 different guys this story that happened to them but burt kreischer and josh[4:41:48]   denny at least josh used to be the time he's got a story for everything he's got a hilarious and[4:41:55]   when he sees that the people aren't laughing enough he does what's called the liars edition[4:42:02]   yes that's what we're going to be focusing on today it's where a guy tells a fake story it[4:42:09]   doesn't move the needle that much with the other guy so you keep adding or you see the guy starting[4:42:15]   a laugh so you keep following and only a comedian would be able to lie like this because that's what[4:42:21]   they're doing on stage they're gauging the crowd and when the crowd starts laughing they lean into[4:42:26]   that more and they start exaggerating more josh denny doesn't know the difference he thinks if[4:42:31]   you're telling a story the end goal is to make that person so impressed and entertained and he[4:42:39]   doesn't realize that in real life you have to to have honesty in the story it doesn't count if[4:42:45]   you're just making it up and add living and carrying on with it based on their eye movements[4:42:52]   and the fact that grown men will sit there and allow themselves to be additioned to that's what[4:42:58]   i call it um don't allow yourself to be additioned to when you see somebody make up a fake story and[4:43:06]   they add that addition to pander to your liking go like this you gotta get out of here now[4:43:16]   or someone's gonna get shocked nobody has the nerve to addition me nobody would do that to me[4:43:25]   they would know but josh jenny loses himself on these shows and he adds additions he's got extra[4:43:32]   bedrooms a new playroom the kids room he's going nuts and you're gonna see him add a size to this[4:43:39]   and then we're gonna watch a new edition that he did today and i also have a little story of[4:43:44]   confusion to tell when you have a moment great i would love to hear that all right let's finish[4:43:48]   this up this is him impregnating a maid and getting the maid an abortion that never happened[4:43:55]   and guess what for being so pro-life you've committed more abortions than me[4:44:04]   oh you meet somebody you chat back and forth you joke around her ass with a feather duster[4:44:09]   don't do any of that that's not good you joke around you have a rapport and then you go why[4:44:14]   don't you clean that naked and she goes why don't you let me clean that naked for an extra 50 bucks[4:44:18]   and i go you won't and she goes oh we have throw out the 50 and then next thing you know she's[4:44:23]   cleaning naked and the next thing you know she's trying to have your kid did you see how he[4:44:26]   explained he goes how did that mate you said that a maid got naked and you had he's revisiting an[4:44:31]   old story he said it to avoid too much questioning yeah well he goes to josh he goes remember when[4:44:36]   you told me that that maid came over and then you fucked her now that i'm rethinking about that that[4:44:40]   sounds like a lie and josh goes and then patrick goes well how did it come to being he goes you[4:44:46]   know how it goes she's uh vacuuming you've got this connection so you said man that'd be better[4:44:52]   if you were naked and she's like oh yeah how long are you paying me and you're like 50 bucks and[4:44:57]   then she's like all right and then you're like you want it first of all what maid speaks english[4:45:04]   what maid is dicking around with josh denny i mean this has never happened i've had so many maids[4:45:12]   i did have one that was doable she was from russia she was white she was the daughter[4:45:20]   of the older maid and i'll tell you this she's lucky she made it out alive that's all i'll say[4:45:27]   to that bitch you're lucky you didn't get held and raped there's no other show that'll say that[4:45:34]   all right listen to this it's a joke start the first day yeah man the first hole there was only[4:45:39]   one transaction she never cleaned again for you well listen to this at the hospital she cleaned[4:45:45]   but uh just remember this is the one that tried to keep the thing yeah i know how many were there[4:45:51]   that tried to keep how many maids have you fucked i haven't fucked up maids just that was the only[4:45:55]   situation but okay but the first time she's over you get her naked and fucked yeah man[4:46:01]   i got a close rate like a motherfucker on that shit that's why i don't want to do it again do[4:46:05]   it again i have a hundred percent and if you're not i'm telling you by the time i show you this[4:46:11]   new visual of denny that we got today new video footage of him today you're gonna be so disgusted[4:46:18]   with this human being you're gonna want justice hillbilly justice i don't know why i added that[4:46:25]   but you're gonna watch when you see what denny looks like right now after you hear this oh are[4:46:31]   you gonna be mad you're gonna punch your kids hold on so you're there you have a report you say[4:46:39]   i mean how do you you bring it up she didn't bring it up yeah no no no no i just[4:46:43]   i said something well she was wearing a low-cut top and she had big tits and i was like i was[4:46:48]   like did those of her like does that ever become an issue when you like and this is so you me too[4:46:53]   to maid and you have a story about it and if we got mad at you because of this is that cancel[4:46:59]   culture at its finest this is what i don't get these people commit disgusting social crime[4:47:07]   stuff that we all look down upon and they've got it twisted where if we go at them for this[4:47:12]   it's cancel culture anything we do against one of these guys now if we catch them doing something[4:47:19]   grotesque it's cancel culture this cannot stand i won't allow this i'm going to keep preaching this[4:47:25]   every episode you're allowed to bust people that are pro free speech you're allowed to[4:47:34]   free speech you're allowed to that's not cancel culture just because this is a free speech guy[4:47:42]   on twitter if a free speech guy on twitter rapes someone it is not pc cancel culture[4:47:52]   to be disgusted by him this is what these people don't get they don't understand like a lot of this[4:47:58]   stuff it's not even canceling it's oh crystalia uh messages 17 year old girls he's a creep[4:48:05]   he's disgusting i hate him they think that's pc cancel culture it's not cancel culture to[4:48:14]   be disgusted by a creep just because that creep hates cancel culture that's how confused people[4:48:25]   have become now listen to this he's an abortionist it's part of the banter i was like do like you[4:48:31]   catch guys like i fucking you while you're cleaning and stuff like do you ever get punch[4:48:34]   hole no it's just like it's just it was it's the only reason i don't like going into the details[4:48:40]   because it's like completely explicit about how much of a creep i have no problem being[4:48:46]   so it's just like i'm just like oh and she's like no but they fall out sometimes and i go do i have[4:48:50]   to pay extra for that and she goes well do you want to pay extra for that it's like a banter[4:48:53]   thing okay and i'm like fuck yeah i'll pay extra for that i was like but i want the whole thing[4:48:58]   and she's like you really want to see me clean naked and i go yeah i'll fucking watch you clean[4:49:01]   naked and then just progress i know i've hired i hire maids occasionally some of the story most[4:49:06]   of them are older linebackers this was like well i actually feel like it was a whole sting operation[4:49:11]   hold on uh in tampa i had a a woman who was uh getting a divorce and you know it was i usually[4:49:18]   don't like to be home i feel like that's a real piece of shit that's you're the classic made[4:49:22]   i want to pretend like hey i'm too busy to clean i have other things to be doing if you[4:49:25]   were single and she showed up fuckable uh one time i was home with a woman while she cleaned[4:49:30]   and she was fuckable and she just started talking about all the problems she's having with her[4:49:34]   husband and stuff oh then that ruined it and i could have fucked her i really could have[4:49:38]   and i just never made a move because it's weird and i have i mean that's the voice of mammoth[4:49:43]   melton woolly melton[4:49:49]   he could have fucked imagine these people and no wonder women are scared straight[4:49:55]   no wonder women want men cancelled imagine the melton imagine patrick mountain six four[4:50:03]   looking like he looks coming towards you at a bar breathing into your face[4:50:11]   lusting over you imagine the fear for every hot chick you see out there she's had a thousand[4:50:18]   experiences with a melton-esque man they can't go to the grocery store without some old man[4:50:26]   following them listen i know it sounds like a bunch of uh you know nonsense but you hear[4:50:36]   people like mountain are out there they're looking for chicks people like denny are out[4:50:40]   there looking for chicks think about do you have a daughter do you have a wife imagine if melton[4:50:45]   cornered your wife at a party put sand on the wall she's under the hand and the body and it's[4:50:51]   melting holding a drink would you like to be with me i bet you would baby yeah and they think like[4:51:02]   they hear like men's tips like hey man you know neg them and they'll want more[4:51:08]   and they're confusing it with handsome man tips you know a lot of these tips work if you're a[4:51:15]   handsome normal man but imagine all the women being cornered by melton's denny's who else is[4:51:23]   so dis Anthony Kumiya's there are a lot of those people out there they have needs what do you think[4:51:31]   they only pick on ugly girls no no no they're at bars they're looking and staring they're following[4:51:39]   people you know imagine a girl at the grocery store how many times she gets followed you know[4:51:44]   if i'm following girls at the grocery store then everybody must be so yeah and a regular girl said[4:51:53]   they're actually doing pretty good they're actually being pretty non-complainy for probably all the[4:51:58]   stuff they've had to put up with imagine you're at the grocery store and a guy like melton is[4:52:03]   slowly following you down the frozen foods aisle pretending he's casually shopping but he's trying[4:52:10]   to get an extra look at that ass and it's melting you know we always think about it in terms of[4:52:16]   ourselves well ourselves it's like if uh you know that kid from the oc was flirting it's not so bad[4:52:23]   right that brown-haired kid from the oc it's not so bad but imagine a little girl walking around[4:52:29]   the grocery store and she got denny or kumiya or gino gazing at her and these guys it's not[4:52:37]   like they go i understand i'm a monster i'll only gaze at a ma another monster they're doing it to[4:52:44]   people that are normal no wonder these girls are so on edge listen to josh denny me too the maid[4:52:52]   he raped the maid he had a baby with the maid and then killed the maid's baby this is all what he's[4:53:00]   saying lying in my head you don't don't i get it there's no lines in my head anywhere harry plotter[4:53:05]   yeah um that's what this girl did she wanted to fuck somebody and clean up afterwards and then[4:53:11]   she turned it into a business much like a sticker we just want to make we just want to make fans[4:53:16]   okay i see how that how that conversation comes about and she said okay now that she stripped[4:53:20]   right in front of you uh no it was one of those things where it was like it kind of played off[4:53:24]   like uh okay we're fucking around and i went in the other room and did something and i came back[4:53:28]   and she was really naked and good good body yeah amazing body amazing body so here's the maid[4:53:36]   with a mating body isn't that something now there's no such thing as a non-immigrant maid there's no[4:53:45]   white maid so what kind of amazing body could she have had i like a white person's body i don't know[4:53:52]   about you what do you think about that jules host of red bar says he only likes white person body[4:53:59]   as far as sexuality goes yeah what am i gonna lick up if you're fucking around with a maid[4:54:04]   that's like having sex with a dumpster despite being shaped like a v no i mean well they all[4:54:09]   they're not latino men they're all shaped like they're all made of that meat they all got big[4:54:12]   backs why do they have big backs they're bred like linebackers yeah but the big back had great[4:54:18]   tits in front of it shit might have the best tits i've ever seen in my life now and gave the best[4:54:23]   beach so did you know go ever imagine if i said that that a maid gave me the best[4:54:29]   beach i hate to even repeat that this is josh denny the mexican maid with the big back gave[4:54:39]   me the best beach and they've got a picture of the very maid imagine this woman bending down[4:54:53]   look at that that's the maid[4:55:00]   that's her here's josh denny it's the maid[4:55:04]   a blue vest beach let's hear the rush on where she got naked yeah 50 you said[4:55:14]   yeah but i stopped bumping around but i never you're enormous you're like a black kool-aid[4:55:18]   man we need to stop we negotiated price but it was like the 14th time we know about and then[4:55:22]   we did post you negotiated it's very fat uh we negotiated price but i never actually paid for[4:55:29]   like any of this it was obvious just uh like that was part of the conversation okay so she[4:55:34]   was naked and cleaning then what happened you were like oh i just made a fucking move man what[4:55:38]   did you like what do you mean i just grabbed her and started making out with her she was naked and[4:55:43]   cleaning and then what happened i just made a fucking move man i just grabbed her and started[4:55:47]   making out with her i mean i can't even imagine the jam imagine having sex with your high school[4:55:59]   janitor i mean i think the scary part is being grabbed by imagine well this is a full rape[4:56:07]   listen to this rape that denny committed like any of this it was obvious just uh like that was part[4:56:14]   of the conversation okay so she was naked and cleaning then what happened i was like oh i just[4:56:18]   made a fucking move man what'd you like yeah i just grabbed her and started making out with her[4:56:22]   you're a real creep oh wait she was already naked right so it's fine to grab her and start[4:56:30]   in your house you pull it out you go in and then she was like uh-huh i'll tell you this melton is[4:56:37]   like the least bothersome fool now in comparison to these people he's pretty cute you hate him she[4:56:45]   hates himself um i actually think mountain's pretty nice and cool now no you don't i'd like[4:56:51]   to hang out with him we should have him on the show would melton come i met melton oh he probably[4:57:00]   would just snap my neck out of rage all right let's hear the rise they're gonna go into it now[4:57:05]   josh denny gets the maid pregnant and gets her an abortion let's hear this and remember the baby[4:57:11]   would have to grow for a few weeks josh denny's like claiming like he got her pregnant and then[4:57:15]   they got the abortion the same night so you like kept in touch with this maid for two weeks and[4:57:21]   they got an abortion let's hear this yeah what you want to make out with this you need to get[4:57:30]   money up in this pussy what i need a dollar yeah nothing long i feel like i'm about to start a[4:57:39]   jeans company when you play them and only get two seasons of a show yeah um i'll reference everyone[4:57:46]   god i love it yeah um that's crazy to me yeah it's just nuts and then i just started seeing so[4:57:52]   so i just started seeing her so you started hold on you started making out with her yeah uh she[4:57:57]   made out back with you yep you went and fucked yeah oh yeah she grabbed the dick or did you pay[4:58:02]   her for the cleaning no no no none of it you didn't pay so how much cleaning did she really[4:58:06]   get done half a coffee table half an hour worth half an hour now was she an independent where[4:58:12]   did you find her she's recommended through a friend craigslist i bet she was[4:58:18]   is it walter uh no no did the friend fuck her no i don't know and i don't i don't want to know[4:58:24]   i don't want to know so yes yeah i mean now what's her number i'm not gonna[4:58:30]   can you recommend oh i'm so dude i'll tell you what she cleans dick[4:58:34]   maybe the best that anyone's ever cleaned dick fuck all these girls with no condom you're insane[4:58:39]   i don't do that anymore i don't do it anymore i don't do it anymore no i've been rapping you[4:58:47]   scared it into me i'll wrap it up now daddy it's not it's just worth it man it really is you went[4:58:52]   through that would have ruined your life yeah would have totally would have if he had the baby[4:58:57]   would have gone back and listened to all these podcasts like this kid ruined my life i would[4:59:02]   killed himself because he's gay perfect perfect i look i tried to kill you before you got here[4:59:13]   if you were a good son to me you'd hook that shit up[4:59:18]   oh my god i only want one thing for father's day look either you kill it or i'll convince[4:59:22]   it to kill itself when it's alive so that guy is anti-life that's josh any where to watch him[4:59:28]   uh tweet that he just tweeted like two days ago two days ago let's see this um is this the right[4:59:36]   one or did it not update again here i'll send it to you yeah sends it over here and uh we'll see[4:59:43]   so he he claims he got him aid pregnant had an abortion they all laugh it off doesn't sound like[4:59:50]   somebody who's pro-life to me sounds like somebody who chose pro-life because it aligns with some[4:59:57]   negative guys all right we're waiting for this tweet is i hope this tweet's worth it here it's[5:00:03]   just him being anti-abortion yeah he's anti-abortion trust us okay here's the[5:00:08]   song i guess this is the best i got here you want to lower the lights do the stuff[5:00:16]   this is uh all they sent here we go[5:00:19]   hanging around downtown by myself and i had so much time to sit think about myself there josh[5:00:36]   like double cherry pie yeah there she was like disco super fly[5:00:44]   i smell sexy candy here who's that lounging in my chair thank you who's that casting dv is stairs[5:01:02]   in mike's direction julie this surely is a dream nigga yeah yeah this surely is a dream nigga[5:01:14]   here we go[5:01:22]   hanging around downtown by myself and i've had too much caffeine and i was thinking about myself[5:01:32]   and there she was in platform double suede yeah there she was like disco lemonade[5:01:46]   i smell sexy candy here who's that lounging in mike's chair[5:01:56]   who's that casting dv is stairs in mike's direction nigga this surely is a dream[5:02:07]   nigga yeah yeah surely is a dream yeah yeah this must be my dream yeah[5:02:19]   i smell i smell sexy candy here thank you who's that lounging in my chair see a lot of these[5:02:38]   chunks here who's that casting this dv is staring mike's direction naturally is a dream yeah[5:02:50]   yeah mama this surely is a dream nigga yeah this must be a dream[5:03:02]   yeah nigga this must be my dream thank you um you know if you see how boring some of these songs[5:03:11]   could be it's not my fault it's the songwriters fault all right we're going to show you a couple[5:03:17]   of clips from josh denny i want to hear from that ray devito yes yes skype name oh let's uh[5:03:24]   we're gonna cut this we'll go back to josh denny would you like to see me interview someone let's[5:03:31]   pull open skype ray devito is gonna be here today i can't wait i can't wait pass me his skype name[5:03:43]   i'll get him up right now it's right there okay i gotta manually type it huh[5:03:50]   yeah please send me it so i could copy and paste that's a lot of work for me right now[5:03:54]   um i hope people are enjoying the new stage lights i'd like to work with them more and see[5:04:00]   what more we could do see what more we could add did you uh raise the lights back to 100.[5:04:05]   great she's getting better that i had was the original guy who i asked was raid if he was i[5:04:11]   don't i don't need any store oops that's nerd city i don't need i want no backstory i want[5:04:17]   to know nothing about him watch this this is called an interview with a guy he's friends[5:04:23]   with compound let's see if i could find him i'm not seeing this guy on here live ray devito[5:04:33]   i don't know is that the right name jules that's what he said he sent a screenshot of his skype[5:04:39]   profile let's see if this is him[5:04:46]   he's calling live raid of edo[5:04:51]   i want to know nothing about this guy remember i just met him today that doesn't work um i can't[5:04:58]   find is that really his skype name you said i mean that's what he said okay i've got chat started[5:05:04]   seconds ago is this ray let's see these people only know how to work zoom now but um[5:05:17]   on his profile screenshot thing he sent it says that see if that works yeah let's see this and[5:05:23]   how long ago did he do all this let's try this just a few minutes oh wait here we go let's try[5:05:28]   this one ray devito apparently we're going to learn about him right now[5:05:35]   my favorite song hello is this ray uh devito yeah yeah what's going on man how are you[5:05:42]   can you put on your video i can't okay there you are there we go all right this is this guy[5:05:50]   so we're watching kevin brennan today and i see you looking like the ace man in the bottom of the[5:05:56]   screen who are you and that's not uh you know i'm not doing it like in a dish mode who are you[5:06:04]   what is your involvement with these guys uh they're my buddies i uh i i'm not gonna talk[5:06:11]   dirt on them but uh they're my buddies but um no i'm a comedian i'm a comedian lived in new york[5:06:16]   city the last 15 years and i just started doing my uh my podcast not at all as uh popular as[5:06:25]   your show but uh yeah i always uh i always uh i know of your show because you like rip[5:06:32]   on a lot of my friends and i'd like to give them who are your friends who are some of these friends[5:06:35]   here oh by the way i'm disgusted i'm so repulsed right now that i'm talking to you i want to let[5:06:42]   you know that really i like got a bad it feels like my blood needs to be transfused to a better[5:06:48]   blood who are your friends who are your fucking friends i'm kidding i'm joking i'm joking who are[5:06:55]   your friends you seem like a nice guy uh no uh kevin brennan dave landau dave landau is your[5:07:02]   friend yeah why he's a good guy no he's not chrissy mart did i hear you say chrissy mars[5:07:09]   your friend yes yes what do you like about her her do you know she stole those christmas presents[5:07:15]   no that i i know okay well i'm going to tell you what happened she was at the compound christmas[5:07:20]   party there was a family a table next to them they had all these bags of presents they were[5:07:24]   going to give to their kids they got up and went to the bathroom she took the bags and went home[5:07:30]   kept the clothes yes that's not that's it's she told the story i promise you oh you know this is[5:07:37]   why when you see me sitting here screaming mad do you think i'm making you know and i know a lot of[5:07:43]   these kevin brennan guys you watch you know i'm not making this stuff up right you know i'm serious[5:07:51]   yeah i uh that those that i do not know about chrissy do you know chrissy marr was at the[5:07:57]   insurrection at the capitol climbed up onto the building i have no idea well it's true we played[5:08:04]   a clip of her calling in from the insurrection before she knew it was bad she was climbing up[5:08:11]   on the building so now that you know those two things is that cool are you part of the alt right[5:08:17]   you want to invade the capital here uh no no i uh why do you like her you know this is the problem[5:08:26]   with you comedians you anybody that likes you you like too because it's like this power in numbers[5:08:33]   thing that you've got going on and this is what got me to start making fun of comedians[5:08:39]   i couldn't believe it when i first got into comedy this guy mike bridenstine he's an la comic[5:08:45]   he took me i don't know yeah i know no one knows him anymore he married a black woman you should[5:08:51]   appreciate that if you're friends with chrissy marr and dave landau marrying a black woman should[5:08:55]   be a big laugh to you should we marry there's nothing wrong with that i didn't say there was[5:09:01]   he married this spook but i'll never forget what mike bridenstine said to me took me out to a[5:09:06]   comedy show and i liked him and i watched seven stupid comics like yourself go up and they did[5:09:14]   comedy it was terrible so you so you're familiar with my comedy yeah awesome so i went home i[5:09:20]   started i can't say you're wrong i started making fun of these comics and the guy mike bridenstine[5:09:26]   you know what he said to me he pulled me aside this is about 15 years ago and he said dude you[5:09:32]   can't make fun of them these are like comics in the scene and i said oh really i was so repulsed[5:09:40]   and to this day i watch these comics team up with other comics that they know are horseshit[5:09:45]   but because it's like this thing where it's like if you go after them or say any truth about them[5:09:51]   then maybe they'll won't give you a gig or maybe it'll be harder for you so this is what just what[5:09:58]   i despise about comics right now you shouldn't be friends with chrissy marr if you're any good[5:10:03]   yourself so when i see someone who friends with chrissy marr i go he's got to be just as bad[5:10:10]   is that what you want i i just i'm sorry this is intense this is intense lady i do not know her[5:10:17]   is the lady that climbs in the capitol building yeah well i'm telling you this is why i'm[5:10:23]   sitting here screaming because these people are up to no good and you seem like a decent[5:10:30]   new york you know piece of shit new york but you know what you're one of these guys you're one of[5:10:36]   them you're the only one with me though no no no you're fine i'll tell you what you are you're one[5:10:41]   of new york's millions they pump a guy like you out every three seconds in new york you've been[5:10:48]   around forever and every group tolerates you you've never had much respect but every group[5:10:54]   tolerates you you're always around you're a nice enough guy i don't want you paddling around with[5:11:01]   the likes of lando or else do you understand me now i'm kidding what kind of a thing is this[5:11:09]   well let me tell you i'll tell you this um you know i don't know what to tell you i i i hate[5:11:17]   seeing it on your i know you're a just a nice guy there's nothing wrong with you right has[5:11:24]   he done anything has he been out between laying down running that's what i wanted you i want them[5:11:28]   to i want them to oops you want them to what uh someone else is calling me on skype is that you[5:11:36]   no don't don't pick up anything you're being uh pranked uh okay i'll hit decline it's all pranks[5:11:42]   they saw your number they're gonna prank so what do you say you want kevin and uh dave lando to do[5:11:48]   what uh to mend their to get along why uh i don't they're both good guys i think no no stick with[5:11:59]   what you first said you said i don't know and that's where it should be left there's nothing[5:12:04]   wrong with not knowing that guy sucks no they're not both good they are not both good i will not[5:12:11]   stand for these lies they're not both good they're both fucking terrible kevin brennan[5:12:16]   is the only reason he's around is because it's like it's again like you it's like what are you[5:12:21]   gonna do you know you're gonna look these people in the eye and have them killed you know we're[5:12:26]   tolerating you because there's you're not all bad uh dave lando is terrible you're a terrible human[5:12:33]   being i only know him as a nice guy i get along fine with him he's always been cool with me i've[5:12:40]   known him for years and then you want them to get back together what the fuck for so you could so[5:12:45]   you could hang out with both of them at the same time i'm just trying to maybe i can help you get[5:12:53]   along with them one day we can all be friends i am literally like i don't know if you know this[5:12:58]   about me i'm like if it were legal i would burn their families a lot like i am serious i fucking[5:13:04]   hate them yes i want to watch kevin's son turn to ash no no um as a gag i mean this guy it's this is[5:13:14]   really tough listen you're nice oh you're back um you can't and anthony kumia this guy's like[5:13:19]   a predator he's a woman abuser he bites people san jose compound media you don't care that he[5:13:25]   bit danny go lightly on the hand i don't know who danny go lightly is this is it's amazing it's[5:13:32]   like you don't know what anything is um what about when anthony kumia had this company he[5:13:38]   was promoting deep discount dvd and the company was outed as a scam company and he didn't care[5:13:43]   he still promoted it well you don't care about that um again this is all stuff that uh i'm not[5:13:50]   you know what i will agree with when chapelle uh did that whole thing the whole youtube thing like[5:13:56]   kind of shitting on comedy central yeah that's something you could do shit on comedy central[5:14:01]   like yeah they what i used to sell videos to them for adam tv and i was just excited i would lose[5:14:07]   money to sell my videos to their tv show how would you like to make some money with red bar[5:14:12]   i'd like to make you some money how'd you like to make a few bucks today[5:14:18]   those are my friends i can't say anything i didn't say to say anything[5:14:21]   i'd like to pay you a few thousand dollars for a few minutes of your time if you don't mind[5:14:25]   well you don't know what's crazy i'm in cleveland i'm gonna no no no no no hold on hear me out[5:14:32]   how would you like and forget what the thing you have to do is how would you like to make a few[5:14:37]   thousand dollars get me some scary music how would you like to make a few thousand dollars today[5:14:43]   and i'm not saying you have to do this or that just answer the question would you like to leave[5:14:47]   here with a three thousand dollars uh of course yes who wouldn't want to make three thousand[5:14:55]   dollars would you be willing to do a very minimal service for me for the three thousand today it[5:15:05]   really wouldn't be that much trouble it would be easy it wouldn't get anyone mad at you there's[5:15:11]   nobody that would be mad at you and the three thousand dollars hand to god will be yours within[5:15:18]   five minutes would you like some of that money this this sounds like there's a a big catch to[5:15:25]   the end of this that i'm not going to be happy with but uh okay explain to me what it is[5:15:32]   it would require you removing your shirt[5:15:35]   removing my shirt my johnny cash shirt[5:15:43]   you know what maybe we should start slow for 100 would you remove your shirt today[5:15:52]   um why do you want me to remove my shirt i'm asking you how much it would take for me to[5:16:01]   get you to remove your shirt would 500 help in the removal of your shirt and so this this sounds[5:16:11]   fishy i don't know where where this is going what the end game is i don't uh i'm not embarrassed to[5:16:17]   be seen with my shirt off uh it was as simple as that would 500 get you to remove your shirt for[5:16:23]   us here today you only have a minute to decide uh i'm i'm i'm maybe another time we'll uh i'll[5:16:31]   take off my shirt for you would you be willing to pull up your sleeves for us maybe take down[5:16:40]   your coat and pull up your sleeves for 100 dollars uh sure all right so for 100 this is hand to god[5:16:49]   take off your coat for us and uh pull up your sleeves[5:16:53]   all right t-shirt on underneath it's okay don't worry[5:17:01]   okay now show us your arms[5:17:06]   okay you have just received 100 from rabbit add that to his tally i'm not kidding[5:17:12]   he will get it everybody could dox me if you don't get it now let's you don't want to leave[5:17:18]   here with just 100 do you we could definitely why don't you lower that on your let's you want[5:17:25]   to make some more money today simple things just like this uh what do you got i don't know what[5:17:37]   this end game is do you have a um a fork in your house um not in not in this room why what's up[5:17:51]   well maybe you could run to your kitchen and how about uh fifty dollars you uh come back here with[5:17:56]   a fork holding the fork that's another 50 bucks easy i swear hand to god people are watching[5:18:03]   you'll have 150 you come back with a fork keep your coat off come back to the chair come back[5:18:09]   with a fork for us for uh another 50 a bunch of friends of mine are messaging me i don't know is[5:18:15]   this like a thing you do on yourself i've never done this before but it is something i'm doing[5:18:21]   on my show today it is something i'm doing now all right keep that music going so we're getting uh[5:18:28]   a fork you're going to your kitchen i hope and you're getting a fork a nice one too not some[5:18:32]   dull fork all right i don't know what the end game is it doesn't matter you know what money is right[5:18:42]   you know the end game and your wallet's gonna be and uh that's gonna be all you need to be focusing[5:18:47]   on right now is the honesty of the dollar because that's all that's gonna matter at the end of this[5:18:53]   so why don't you sit back in that chair and show me your arm and show me that fork[5:18:59]   all right i gotta go in a little bit that's okay that's okay we're gonna make this quick i want[5:19:02]   to get this done in the next five minutes i want to but i want you leaving here with about a[5:19:07]   thousand bucks in your pocket how'd that sound fantastic wouldn't that be nice all right so why[5:19:12]   don't you show us that arm and show us that fork hold that fork to the camera for us[5:19:18]   all right now why don't you uh how about this for uh 50 more dollars why don't you take the fork[5:19:23]   take the fork and just rub it down your arm the the for us like this raking your arm lightly[5:19:33]   and another 50 bucks you just hold out your arm and rake your arm with the fork for us just[5:19:38]   another i think i'm cool with 150 i'm gonna really you're gonna tap out there well yeah yeah well[5:19:45]   that's good i was gonna see how far you'd go i wanted you to start cutting yourself i was gonna[5:19:50]   make it real sick like a horror thing where you start cutting yourself for money listen um truly[5:19:57]   pathetic that you even went and got the fork um you're a nice guy i don't want anything to[5:20:03]   do with you you're safe you're not going to get picked on i've warned you about the people you[5:20:08]   hang out with i don't want to ever hear you again i hear about you again adam devito everybody thank[5:20:14]   you for playing along and we'll send you the 150 dollars email mike at redbarradio.net in a few[5:20:21]   weeks truly truly pathetic he would have gone far trust me they're all messaging him his friends[5:20:26]   stop it what are you doing the guy i don't know what i was gonna do you know i'm not if we got[5:20:32]   him to cut himself for money i mean i was just thinking i'd go this guy's so pathetic i'm not[5:20:38]   gonna ask him questions let's just make him uh cut himself let's see if this guy is so pathetic[5:20:44]   enough that he wants that money that he'll do like because haven't you seen these movies where[5:20:48]   people will just keep compliance compliance there was a movie called a documentary that really[5:20:54]   happened yeah where you can get a guy like they're so greedy and such pathetic people anyway that was[5:21:00]   but he showed us the arm and got the 150 well spent you better actually send it to him yeah[5:21:06]   we'll send it to him make sure he knows to email mike i'll send him to i don't want to see that guy[5:21:10]   that guy depresses me and it's a shame that there's so many of these guys in new york like[5:21:15]   this these old timer nothings and uh i have no patience for that type of guy i'm shocked and[5:21:24]   guys anyone who thinks i'm sick i would never allow him to well i would actually yeah i would[5:21:30]   i'd allow him to kill himself and allow him to actually do it i might get into like that type[5:21:35]   of guy where i want to see a man kill himself i don't think for money well i've seen it all i mean[5:21:41]   me and Sven are into that they like that um i don't know where i was going but i'm not going[5:21:48]   to sit there and interview a guy like that and i feel i i'm telling you i feel terrible because[5:21:52]   he's so nice he's so nice listen it's another guy who's caught up he's shown and i really want to[5:22:00]   i really want to i don't want to say he's pathetic again i actually think that guy was so nice[5:22:07]   i would be honored to uh get us i could see myself standing up getting a slice of pizza with[5:22:13]   him at any pizza parlor in new york city chatting away in our coats i'd do that any day he's a nice[5:22:20]   guy you know but i got a show to run here i'm not uh we're not here to make friends we're here to[5:22:25]   see a nice gift for kevin brennan who is making fun of that guy for being so into red bar and[5:22:30]   today he gets to find out he was imagine kevin brennan's got you went and got a fork what did[5:22:36]   you think he was gonna ask i mean what are you getting the fork for and you really wanted the[5:22:42]   money i mean that's true new york depression i mean that's a classic radio game didn't you[5:22:48]   always have the things where you'd call in and be like do you want to open the next box or do you[5:22:53]   want to stay with the 300 and then the person on the line is like um um i'll stick with the 300 and[5:22:58]   then yeah you could have won well let's start taking radio to that dark level you know i watched[5:23:03]   under the silver lake which reminded me there's a lot of fun in this weird darkness that's out[5:23:10]   there and why not let's you know radio to me has always got like this eeriness to it late night[5:23:17]   radio people are driving late at night down empty highways they were all tuned in to these[5:23:24]   this weird guy you know from their local town and he's just talking at night you know what we might[5:23:31]   put out we actually have an idea where we're gonna put out an hour of a uh like real late like[5:23:38]   3 a.m recording well you can tell them i could tell them what we bought we bought in a kai[5:23:47]   reel to reel player and recorder in mint condition from the 70s you know these uh large format reel[5:23:54]   to reel tapes we're gonna record a night of terror a red bar themed night of terror but we're only[5:24:03]   gonna record it to the reel to reel tape now we've got the akai reel to reel player from the 70s[5:24:12]   and we've got the uh akai or the uh the tape from the 70s too the low noise stereo tape and we're[5:24:20]   gonna record jewels and i are gonna do a show we heard about nfts right this is like nfts we're[5:24:26]   gonna record the scariest show ever and then we're gonna give away the tape to one lucky[5:24:35]   listener but you could only hear what it is if you have a large format reel to reel player[5:24:42]   in working condition so it really narrows the field but then somebody will get this tape and[5:24:48]   people will be scrambling what was said what was on it it's gonna be some terrifying tales okay[5:24:56]   some true masters of horror and um one lucky person will get this tape for free there's no[5:25:05]   money involved in this we don't make any money and you get the tape for free and it could be[5:25:09]   a person we choose does not have access to this reel to reel player so they'll have to find one[5:25:15]   to hear what it says i think that's nice and then people will be wondering for months you know by[5:25:21]   the time he gets this reel and by the way these players are expensive they started around 400[5:25:27]   used so um if this person wanted to hear what we had to say on this terrifying tale he's gonna[5:25:34]   have to buy the used you can't just go rent one i don't think you can't just go find one[5:25:40]   you can't go to best buy buy one and return one you have to go on ebay and buy one i think that's[5:25:44]   pretty mythical right i am so excited for this so that's gonna go on and that's a free gift we're[5:25:53]   doing for our lore i hope we can come up with enough spooky stories you know what there is a[5:25:58]   spookiness that people haven't really um there's a spookiness to these broadcasts that people have[5:26:04]   not been um paying attention to for a while and i think the spookiness needs to come back and i'd[5:26:11]   like to see how far people will go i'd like to see people lose their minds and dignity on this show[5:26:21]   i think that'll be really funny now remember if you thought that what mike's little radio game[5:26:27]   was creepy don't forget that why were there people saying that no but i just wanted to remind people[5:26:32]   chris d'aliya does that to 16 year old girls that's what chris d'aliya is doing on snapchat[5:26:38]   i read the court docs so um we want to bring that spookiness back to broadcasting i think it's uh[5:26:45]   you know i always remember when i was younger listening to talk radio in the car when it got[5:26:50]   like that you know a chill would fill the air and things would get very quiet[5:26:57]   very quiet[5:27:00]   and i think that needs to be respected thank you all right let's uh go to on to another[5:27:08]   segment here in the red bar next well whatever you got on legion of skanks yeah uh no that's too much[5:27:13]   for me right now to be honest to explain uh we've got more people talking about us right didn't we[5:27:19]   have um i think this is the last one the last one who do we got oh and also i have the do you have[5:27:25]   a gas digital login uh i i mean what is it because they also mentioned red bar in front of kumia[5:27:34]   apparently oh we haven't seen this they mentioned red bar in front of kumia do we have the time code[5:27:40]   yeah but i don't have a game how about we'll do that in a sec let's do the one we do have[5:27:44]   and then we'll go to break and we'll uh get that one they're gonna mention kumia right around red[5:27:50]   bar i think we had another mention from big j and dan soder is that when i pulled to the top[5:27:55]   the bonfire is back okay remember they're back on satellite radio or what's faction talk what's[5:28:01]   fraction talk i don't know anyone knows comedy central didn't you feel bad for that do you still[5:28:07]   feel bad for adam yes i mean imagine if you come on a show and somebody talks to you in that man[5:28:16]   i wouldn't even i'd be so sick if somebody like me talk to me like that and i don't want to say[5:28:21]   that's not cool the way i talk to him no person should be talked to like that ever it's not right[5:28:29]   uh adam this drinks for you you know i want to give them people like that fix here i want to[5:28:35]   give them a little bit more money yeah really i want to give him a nice amount so he remembers[5:28:41]   this is a positive experience i want him to for the next month not have a care in the world he's[5:28:47]   got so much of my money or does he cheers everybody to a wonderful red bar here we go[5:29:01]   uh dan soder is back big j oakerson they're back they're talking about me on satellite radio are[5:29:09]   we queued up here 43 minutes yes all right here they are they're back audio only unfortunately[5:29:17]   they're on the bonfire how many people are actually tuning into this[5:29:22]   and what's faction talk the bonfire oh what is this is it playing already they say that's where[5:29:29]   jim and sam and ron bennington are now you know who also loves me that sam roberts i'd love to[5:29:35]   talk to him not could care less about what sam roberts has to say he's a nothing human being to[5:29:42]   me well you know what i like him i'm trying to think sam roberts said some good stuff about me[5:29:49]   right yep that's amazing just incredible okay let's see what big j beautiful j by the way look[5:29:57]   how beautiful and pretty he is and there is the i'm telling you i don't know how people don't[5:30:02]   pick up on how much of a scumbag this dan soder is they actually think he's nice to me he's the[5:30:08]   david dobrik of new york comedy well like everybody thinks he's the nicest coolest guy[5:30:15]   but he's really like to me that face he's making is every lie and scummy decision in the world[5:30:21]   combined into a ball let's hear what these two fucking feministas have to say about me[5:30:29]   oh and now we're back we're asking all right mrs poindexter try to knock us off again oh yeah[5:30:34]   i guess their stream keeps going down i don't know why they have a stream on terrestrial radio[5:30:40]   or satellite radio i guess they keep getting knocked offline so then big j says this mike[5:30:47]   from red bar is gonna have a field day with this out of nowhere 43 minutes into their show[5:30:54]   and all that happens is their stream goes down which who cares and big j on big j's mind[5:31:02]   is thinking mike from red bar is gonna have a field day with this well yes i am i mean now i am[5:31:11]   because you said i don't know what's happening on the fucking bin fire you think i listen to this[5:31:16]   shit this shit sucks it's too bad for red bar i don't mean like it's too bad for red bar he's[5:31:23]   no i mean this show is too shitty for me to even look at for errors we're not watching this[5:31:31]   oh and now we're back we're asking all right mrs poindexter try to knock us off again mike from[5:31:38]   red bar is gonna have a field day with this have a field day with our he goes these guys can't get[5:31:44]   it together it's so funny how big j always brings it up and dan's always like shut up but he won't[5:31:50]   say anything their their faces are perfect here funny how mike from red bar is gonna bring it and[5:31:56]   then dan sitter's like can we not i don't want to get involved with that whatsoever that guy could[5:32:03]   destroy me why would you bring me up during this so i like to imagine now that big j constant like[5:32:09]   everything he does is he thinks like he's like involved in a personal ongoing you know like uh[5:32:18]   uh it's so funny you know when i i go after all these people and like to me big j is like[5:32:28]   what do you call it he's like an extra he's like um he's a side character that i could[5:32:35]   i mean really like we're not thinking about him ever until he's brought up but maybe the big j i[5:32:42]   always wonder like to them is this like at the forefront of their life is this like an ongoing[5:32:50]   thing that they gotta focus on and i always forget it's like yeah i go after big j pretty[5:32:55]   hard he must think uh oh i'm in some sort of trouble here i mean he's got me on the mind every[5:33:03]   time they make the tiniest error he's constantly and it's like you can relax you can relax man i[5:33:10]   promise don't worry so much oh thank god i was just gonna say i've got no problem with that guy[5:33:17]   yeah trust me let's not get that far let's hear this again oh and now we're back we're asking[5:33:25]   all right mrs poindexter try to knock us off again mike from red bar is gonna have a field day with[5:33:31]   this you have a field and there are people tricked under there like dude they're trolling you no[5:33:38]   they're not these are boomers these are coomers they know nothing of what is a coomer i think it's[5:33:46]   like a someone who's super into sex like it's like the newer well yeah that's like a new sim[5:33:52]   i think these are coomers these are boomers they are they don't have any plan like so many people[5:33:59]   like too dense his odor is sure no he's not he's filled with fear and he's got nothing[5:34:07]   what are the odds that he's trolling me i mean really these guys can't get it together yeah[5:34:14]   yeah well you know you wouldn't be wrong he wouldn't be wrong look at even some guy in the[5:34:19]   check goes it's on purpose dude just because you fell for these two doesn't mean they have[5:34:26]   they don't have plans everybody does this for their favorite celebrity they like give them this[5:34:31]   super gracious benefit of the doubt that they're like doing things big j doesn't even do anything[5:34:37]   like nothing is planned nothing is a bit it's not happening unless i'm reading this guy's comments[5:34:46]   i was distracted because everyone said that this is last week's show from them and then on their[5:34:52]   most recent episode they mentioned you again so they just talk about you what is going on[5:34:57]   what is going on hurt[5:35:01]   good let's give it a girl let's watch this pig mom defend herself so yeah somebody in the[5:35:09]   chat goes sexualize him this is a new bit i'm gonna take radio further let's sexualize big[5:35:15]   j no i'm kidding i don't know what that means imagine if we went into some really deviations[5:35:21]   of the show started sexualizing these guys that'd be sick for for ass chess man yeah[5:35:31]   whitney coomings kumi uh coomers they like that why do they like coomers so they've heard coomers[5:35:38]   they must have that's a new age word jesse ps nerd city they're all saying it coomers what[5:35:45]   do we got legion of skanks so this is the one where you need to log in but somebody sent me[5:35:48]   an email ooh dave smith is so unbearable he dresses like a guy that like would be involved[5:35:57]   with the da vinci code or something like dave smith if you believe in the illuminati he's[5:36:04]   definitely part of some cult dave smith wears like a hillary clinton style zip up like a colt ron s[5:36:13]   hubbard style outfit he's freaky i'd like to break into his house[5:36:21]   kidnap some of his favorite possessions we're not gonna say who i'd like to take those possessions[5:36:32]   to the border camps do you get where i'm going with this i'd like to knock knock knock on border[5:36:43]   camp door hey border camp officers do you guys take submissions why yes mike what do you got[5:36:51]   are they dave smith's yes i do do you got a nice bird cage for them with electro shocks hooked up[5:37:01]   to the wires oh yeah ooh the plans i have for dave smith libertarianism won't save you with me[5:37:11]   the free market ain't gonna help with this[5:37:16]   you're not gonna vote your way out of this one uh pansy voter politicano fag[5:37:23]   all right let's log in we gotta log in too right yes great and now we're gonna hear we were brought[5:37:29]   up in front of the count or what is this that's apparently what this is but i haven't heard it[5:37:33]   yet so all right we were brought up in front of count cumia himself you know anthony cumia[5:37:38]   i'm his worst nightmare i'm the one he hates the most imagine that and these guys don't even[5:37:44]   have to live with that fear you know we've been watching anthony cumia for a while he's a nice[5:37:50]   guy we like him we think he's great we'd love to hang out with him you know water under the bridge[5:37:58]   imagine saying that that's almost more insulting than making fun of them more[5:38:02]   yeah it's to say to anthony cumia now like what there's no problem we should be friends after all[5:38:08]   that yes after all that we should be friends now i have no problem with you never did now that's[5:38:16]   how you really fuck someone over you find that you have no problem with them and then you make[5:38:21]   them feel crazy for not wanting to pal around with you now what you don't want to hang out[5:38:27]   wow you're a negative person very negative you don't want to wow very immature i don't see any[5:38:36]   reason to why me and anthony cumia can't be friends he should come on the show oh he won't[5:38:40]   come on the show wow he really holds some negative isn't that terrible to do that to somebody you[5:38:48]   know i again as long as it's out of my face okay so we're going to this certain link here we're[5:38:55]   going to listen to anthony cumia was on legion of skanks the legionnaires show now i was told it[5:39:00]   was at 27 30. it's the legion of skanks i love this song i love dark metal and we're gonna go[5:39:12]   to what 37 20. i like the legion of skanks intro i'm just gonna say it welcome to the podcast this[5:39:20]   is all about blast all up in your mom's ass big j stinks he's like oj simpson except the fingerless[5:39:27]   gloves probably don't fit and here's dave smith with his fucking politics all up in your grill[5:39:32]   like his fucking kid is sick and louis j gomez is like oj simpson except his fingerless gloves do[5:39:40]   fit i feel like it's actually does hype you up to see it does yeah but then when it cuts from the[5:39:45]   intro to just that shitty room they sit in i know let down so anthony kumi is wearing his fucking[5:39:53]   janitor's shirt he looks like a gas station attendant from one of those movies where kids go[5:39:58]   to the woods oh yeah she's already um and uh he's at the legion of skanks office building that they[5:40:05]   pay 1200 a month to own it's such a hideous space and uh oh my god here's big j dressed up like a[5:40:16]   dressed up like a a drag queen who bakes on netflix and here's anthony kumi again you you[5:40:23]   kids sure sure wanna go that way ding ding he spits pitting it sounds as he spits into his[5:40:33]   canteen oh you kids are going up to the old voorhees mansion like if popeye went crooked[5:40:42]   all right let's hear what happens here you're at the wrong time oh i thought you said 37 27 30[5:40:49]   wow very wrong 27 30 it's hard to uh skip around here yeah anthony kumi is that[5:40:56]   uh dirty gas station attendant you come in with a van full of hot teens you ask him a bunch of[5:41:03]   questions about where the cabin is and he's laughing at you knowing you're going to be[5:41:07]   raped and murdered 27 what uh 30 wow we're going to be brought up around maybe go a little bit[5:41:14]   because these clippers always go too close they do they do i like to give it some oh my god this[5:41:20]   is a moment anthony kumia he looks rather disgusting right here to me anthony kumia[5:41:31]   he is the moment imagine the pew of anthony q look at my man imagine you can't shake mike[5:41:44]   redbar and he's zooming into your fucking lake drained figure oh this is the moment with anthony[5:41:56]   yeah that's like a mclemore sock remember that everybody get your pants down[5:42:05]   look at how fucking grotesque he looks all right let's see what this motherfucker says[5:42:11]   yeah a former tin knocker from long it's like the way he's worried like it's so fucking funny[5:42:16]   yeah like it's the documentary the pictures of you like on the job site when you were younger[5:42:21]   people playing the inducer and director and everything this guy[5:42:26]   i watched it's three it's two hour and a half long documentaries me and the roses sat down[5:42:30]   and pop it on for a second and sat right where we were for three straight hours yeah we'll just see[5:42:36]   it for a second one it was called uh the worm has turned oh my god they're talking about porcelain's[5:42:43]   documentaries about kumi and the gang maybe we should go back a little fun yeah what they say[5:42:47]   about that ah my documentaries don't mind them i love those you don't they're where everyone[5:42:56]   turned oh my god barf bucket look at this negative charge oh has somebody been snorkeling in mayo[5:43:08]   all week are they ready to see the earth you look so sickening that i've replaced the ck with a g[5:43:18]   sickening oh really i mean i'm trying to think what i'm seeing here right now is this a what a[5:43:28]   comet or is this an asteroid imagine a comet coming to earth with that face the hair being[5:43:38]   burnt off in the trail of the atmosphere what a disgusting[5:43:46]   bar hall sneeze what a disgusting i mean i can't think of a pool hall that is dingy enough for you[5:43:55]   to be a regular at there i can't think of one place on earth where you fit in not even a cosco[5:44:04]   needs to see the likes of you walking the aisles haunting the house you ever heard that expression[5:44:14]   he haunts up the house i don't want him over he haunts up the house what does that mean[5:44:19]   it's like he's paranormal it makes the house feel haunted when he's here i mean i feel like there[5:44:27]   was a guy like you on american horror story season one you had like a burnt face and no hand or[5:44:34]   something you kept coming by the house why do you keep coming by the house why do you live so close[5:44:42]   to that cemetery oh all right let's see they're talking about all the documentaries that have[5:44:48]   been made about him and uh they're talking to big j you know and he'll give one laugh and then big[5:44:55]   j will be yeah i watched all of it's like he doesn't want to hear that kumi doesn't like that[5:45:01]   you all watched the docs and you love danny go lightly and you're laughing he's just because he[5:45:07]   laughs with you it's like karena kamp laughing when the guys act rapey they're he's just trying[5:45:13]   to fit in he hates it though and these guys actually get excited when they can like admit[5:45:19]   that they like the documentaries in front of him and he's laughing but it's like no no no[5:45:25]   he's a skinned worm i want them kicked out like a scene happening oh louis did that on his special[5:45:32]   telling me he's out there doing this stuff but i mean it was[5:45:36]   bizarre so i would just be like yeah what is this dude doing he seems to hate comedy[5:45:40]   and doing it so i found that puzzling the documentary is just funny because they made[5:45:43]   it to be funny but oh they're probably talking about the joe mattery situation[5:45:49]   does this look like a guy who likes that situation[5:45:55]   this poor man and why can't you be friends with me and hang out with me[5:46:01]   every night do you have an excuse for that oh guess i'm in the right what's going on here[5:46:09]   a divot from one of my pellets you want me to fill that in for you with some spit[5:46:17]   what's this little uh did you get hit with one of my slingshot[5:46:24]   marvel oh you repulsed me let's hear this those docs are great did you ever get a documentary[5:46:32]   oh a person or uh i think you just started a personal beef no we got uh we got the[5:46:38]   beddington thing where he did you ever got a documentary and he goes uh wait did he get a doc[5:46:44]   yes remember that was the first ever doc was beige frequencies anthony cumio and that's all[5:46:49]   right let's see this again so he knows he got a doc he absolutely knows it was a huge deal[5:46:55]   watch this this perverted old tacha so i found it puzzling the documentary is just funny because[5:47:02]   they made it oh look at your face i'm not kidding it's like i'm looking at you know like one of[5:47:09]   those cats that's like so ugly but it's like a show cat yeah it's like looking at that this is[5:47:16]   like looking at et it's you're so ugly that it's actually museum worthy ugliness didn't cumia even[5:47:26]   get beige frequencies documentary taken down something like that where joe cumia was like[5:47:32]   battling with him for months this was like a huge deal during the ona let's hear let's watch his[5:47:37]   face as they ask have you ever had a documentary about you i wouldn't know there's more of that[5:47:44]   video where you see him start melting down those docs are great did you ever get a documentary[5:47:49]   a person or uh i think you just started a person look and i have it right here it was four[5:47:54]   different parts yes four hours yes he was the first one to be documented and then porcelain[5:48:02]   made the joe matter after being inspired by there was every your documentary was i think the first[5:48:08]   documentary on a comedian he's the original subject yeah wow and he knows this for sure[5:48:16]   there's like not a chance let's hear more let's see what he does next there's no beef no we got[5:48:22]   uh we got the the bennington thing where he he interviewed me and opie no no i'm talking about[5:48:27]   what the documentary is to make fun of you oh yeah no it's so yeah there's a there's a six hour[5:48:31]   it's six hours oh yeah there's plenty of them that's incredible there's plenty of them out[5:48:37]   there oh yeah and he goes like this wait till you see this again and again i don't know why[5:48:46]   cumio holds any content and he knew that's what they were asking but he tried to distract my ass[5:48:51]   answering if he'd ever been any real yeah oh yeah we were talking about the discovery channel in[5:48:57]   disney plus lewis knows and he wouldn't let uh we got the the bennington thing where he he[5:49:03]   interviewed me and opie no no i'm talking about what the documentary is to make fun of you oh[5:49:06]   yeah no it's so yeah there's a there's a six oh yeah six hours oh yeah oh yeah uh six hours[5:49:16]   there's six hours six hours he's gonna fucking kill himself are you guys and they'll pretend[5:49:25]   oh we love cumia oh you love him are you trying to destroy him so here's uh cumia oh yeah oh yeah[5:49:35]   and then big j six hours it's six hours it's six hours of you we've seen it i know i'm feeling[5:49:43]   soft plenty of j today because of the mark norman thing yeah i like big j i like cumia the day off[5:49:49]   now here's a guy who really needs to be taken out to britain and killed by soldiers that work there[5:49:59]   imagine a line of british soldiers all shooting him in the head at once with their long rifles[5:50:04]   as a traditional[5:50:08]   military british thing and he's standing there with his skinny ass fucking head[5:50:14]   getting blown away right in front of his uh rapist wife and his sexual kid[5:50:24]   i like to say stuff like that to him now to screw him all up[5:50:27]   a rapist wife what the bisexual kid look at cumia let's hear how he answers this[5:50:34]   that's incredible there's plenty of them out there that people are just like you know and[5:50:37]   it's everything you almost have to admire though taking the time i mean this guy[5:50:43]   documentary i think so i think it's big j's like you almost have to admire the guy to take the[5:50:47]   time he's pretty creative this was like cumia's worst nightmare those documenters oh yes creative[5:50:55]   uh you look like a crap i mean you look like a dark stanky ass crap i mean really this is[5:51:06]   the face of i mean i see bricks over to the left that got more going on right now[5:51:12]   and a better silver lining than what's going on with you those bricks[5:51:17]   bricks i'd like to take one of those bricks huh[5:51:28]   let's hear what he says next it's a little like made good presentation it's i'm telling you but[5:51:33]   i'm saying it's a lot of work it's very troll like it's very troll like wait they're pausing[5:51:37]   who's pausing i think it's their players they don't put shit in there that's just[5:51:42]   you know oh no i'm sure but i'm saying what's more is it is just like the the way it's presenting[5:51:47]   his face cumia a former tin knocker from long it's like the way they just wore it like it's so[5:51:52]   fucking funny documentary the pictures of you louis louis and dave these aren't laughs of laughing[5:52:01]   with look at those little slimy shady bully laughs[5:52:09]   oh no kumi is great oh yeah then watch with the uh sneakiness here boys[5:52:23]   i watch kumi a squirm out of this one lizard like on the job site when you were going people playing[5:52:29]   producer and director and everything this guy and terry i watched it's three it's two hour and a[5:52:35]   half long documentaries me and de rosa sat down and pop it on for a second and sat right where[5:52:40]   we were for three straight hours yeah we'll just see it for a second one it was called uh the worm[5:52:46]   has turned oh god the worm has turned about jim norton believe me this was a huge kumi was like[5:52:53]   crying about this trying to figure out who he could sue they're all laughing and to fit in he's[5:52:58]   like ah i love that one too gulp his lawyers are confused at why he loves it now after bothering[5:53:10]   and harassing his lawyers for three years oh i love him i uh what's your macaw the one uh[5:53:18]   in this one in this one at one point they show the red bar is about to be brought up yeah i[5:53:23]   almost forgot about i mean look at kumi uh gun to his head looking down the barrel of a bud[5:53:31]   i mean this is no different than kurt cobain's final shot[5:53:36]   don't you wish a budweiser could shoot a bud bullet into the teeth of a jackaling man like this[5:53:44]   i don't know it's not illegal it's just a bud bullet just a budweiser[5:53:52]   right through his fucking brain call uh he go it's something like something they say[5:53:58]   shit on sam roberts somehow i forget what they call him though they go something something[5:54:02]   san roberts and his radio partner and it shows a picture of chip shippers he goes prop committee[5:54:08]   uh oh we're in uh the land i say before the people who like try to chop down and write like the[5:54:25]   there were alt-right people and that's bad for comedy it's a bad somebody like the mike from red[5:54:30]   bar whatever they think like that stuff is great someone just trivializing your oh my chattering[5:54:37]   tea someone like mike from he is clenching his teeth so hard it's cut in third world world[5:54:45]   countries into two he is cutting the dividing lines of so bad for him this week you could use[5:54:54]   this grip to release a continent from the earth and float it into the ocean look at[5:55:02]   i can't even clench that hard i would bust through yeah my teeth would break his teeth are uh[5:55:13]   let's do a full zoom in on that i can't believe he had to hear my name hear my name[5:55:20]   we are all around you zooming in to kumu didn't you hear my name you heard my name you heard my[5:55:27]   name that's also a black woman's song let's watch that again[5:55:36]   it's just totally they just twist the screws but that's that's the way it doesn't take away from[5:55:41]   dorton's like greatness or hilarious i just think it's a funny i say before the people who like try[5:55:46]   to chop down and write like the there were alt-right people and that's bad for comedy[5:55:51]   it's a bad somebody like the mike from red bar whatever they think like that stuff is great[5:55:58]   oh this is like what orville redenbacher felt like when they[5:56:02]   call said that he said the n-word you mean papa john new rumor orville redenbacher[5:56:11]   is a crazy n hunter look at this and he despised me so this is proof that he laughs through the[5:56:20]   pain look at that i mean that's a perfect time to put an arrow through his head[5:56:28]   is that allowed if you're able to hit a man with an arrow through the skull is that the kind with[5:56:33]   the suction cup at the end no i'd like to drive a powerful arrow through him right into that brick[5:56:40]   but it doesn't kill him and it does not hurt him it's a positive arrow um i gotta see this again[5:56:49]   and see where this goes oh my god look at that that smile is as good as a faulty fart[5:56:58]   that's the smile you make when you hope the people in the elevator don't smell your[5:57:03]   disgusting fart that you have while you have the flu and it smells so[5:57:10]   poor let's see what he does it's great someone just trivializing your shit and just being like[5:57:16]   this ain't that good that's great to even things out i don't i don't have a problem with that so[5:57:19]   these things are hilarious to me yeah yeah everyone's everyone's a fan i'm a fan of all[5:57:24]   those things as soon as as long as you're not shitting on me i'll watch red bar shit on anthony[5:57:29]   and you all day long and fucking jerk off to it but the second he's like but louis but oh what[5:57:35]   no i don't know too far man come on bro i thought we were cool i mean it depends what i guess what[5:57:39]   do what about you libertas do you like when we're drinking oh wait wait wait i gotta see that louis[5:57:47]   is like i love watching kumia get ripped down by red bar and then you see libertasi just isn't good[5:57:56]   for nine hours yeah yeah everyone's everyone's a fan i'm a fan of all those things as soon as as[5:58:02]   long as you're not shitting on me i'll watch i'll watch bread bar shit on anthony and you all day[5:58:08]   long you like what red bar's done your family you want red bar to come into your family's little house[5:58:14]   in the libertarian realm should i come in and use my voting power of the free markets[5:58:24]   you're fucking finished all right let's see what happens zach this is bizarre people keep mentioning[5:58:31]   us it's lovely and fucking jerk off to it but the second he's like but louis but oh what no i don't[5:58:38]   know too far man come on bro i thought we were cool i mean it depends i guess what their sales[5:58:42]   but if it's just like detracting from like your thing i saw when louis you told me i was the[5:58:47]   bonfire just watching it and just goes it just isn't good call me his hand he's going like this[5:58:54]   what are you trying to do call me elect press his eject yeah yeah the eject button is not there it's[5:58:59]   not working it's like he's trying to light himself on fire to get out of this but he forgot his[5:59:05]   zippo at home i love mike from red rock oh yeah the demise guy of your life[5:59:17]   for nine hours this sucks there's like this picture playing in the background he goes[5:59:25]   what is this is the meat man making wacky noises or something i mean you can't be mad because you[5:59:31]   started the fucking trashing other radio shows back tober yeah jock tober you started also in[5:59:37]   a weird way okay we're just pausing here it's legion everything is your fault all of the[5:59:43]   trolling that we have to deal with that's an interesting all comes down to fucking anthony[5:59:47]   kuma proud boys is my fault yes everything is he's trying to pause everything when i think about[5:59:56]   i'm pretty sure you did 9 11 when i saw the president and the the candidate for president[6:00:02]   and senators and uh the fbi subject talking about the proud boys i'm like this was a joke[6:00:10]   this is literally a joke made in the studio by gavin my jaw hit the floor when he said it i'm[6:00:16]   like i've never seen knock knock who's there proud boys kike but with the the first time you ever[6:00:23]   heard that gavin was doing this proud boys thing wow it's just like this is the most like[6:00:28]   hilariously lame stupid thing then we have some gavin mckinnis coverage of dave landau situation[6:00:34]   you know dave landau left kumia for crowder kumia is not happy i mean uh he said he's not going on[6:00:43]   crowder anytime soon i think we have a clip of that too let's watch what uh gavin said about uh[6:00:49]   dave landau and kumia interesting stuff my old pals these are old friends of mine[6:00:56]   fans of mine friends of mine that poor kumia kumia seriously let's spend the week i'll take[6:01:04]   you on one of your fun ship gambling cruises to the aretha franklin atlantis whatever you like[6:01:12]   he likes to sit at a table and argue and nickel and dime people over twelve hundred dollars a[6:01:18]   night that's how you really know this gambling is an addiction i couldn't tell you what you'd[6:01:24]   have to make me do for twelve hundred i mean twelve hundred imagine sitting all night at a[6:01:30]   blackjack jack table for twelve hundred dollars when you have a million in the bank what would[6:01:38]   be the point what is so exciting i would if you have a million dollars you should be gambling with[6:01:44]   one hundred thousand dollars to make it feel real why would you care about winning thirteen hundred[6:01:51]   bucks at the atlantis marbles cruise ship casino what would be the fun in that all right let's[6:02:00]   listen to gavin talk about dave landau's departure he's not happy[6:02:08]   and uh it's pretty funny gavin and ryan weigh in on kumia's most recent l aka keith's business plan[6:02:15]   for that network was not lucrative well here's what's so interesting i went on for years saying[6:02:20]   keith pays nothing they're broke they pay people 175 a week they go oh that's just more mic now[6:02:28]   these guys openly repeat the things that they were trying to block me for saying it's so funny[6:02:37]   how time works anthony kumia and gavin now say all the things that i said to convince you that they[6:02:44]   were they were terrible and now they repeat those things because time's gone on and they think it's[6:02:49]   so funny listen to this heat the cop compound media i was right it's because i was thinking i[6:02:56]   was listening to anthony kumia who by the way has been robbed yes he's been landowed stephen[6:03:04]   crowder stole dave landau from anthony kumia wow that's that's tea right there i'm not i like[6:03:12]   crowder i like kumia i'm not i'm not getting involved you like kumia wow um nice bookshelf[6:03:20]   that is a child's shelf i wouldn't use that to organize myself if i was in uh you know a uh[6:03:29]   internment camp and had a lot of stuff i wouldn't use that bookshelf i wouldn't use that bookshelf[6:03:35]   if i had so much crap and i was in this jail and they said you gotta organize your stuff or we're[6:03:42]   gonna put you in a worse cell it's actually two bookshelves oh that's two bookshelves wow he must[6:03:48]   have paid upwards of uh 350 bucks for this whole set the fact of the matter is that landau left[6:03:55]   kumia for crowder it's like your it's like your wife is going on the dates with her gay black[6:04:01]   friend and then you find out he's not gay what's wrong with being a gay nigger my theory is here's[6:04:08]   my guess i'm not trying to start any shit but i bet crowder just said i'll pay you double whatever[6:04:13]   he's paying you landau's got a kid and he went yes i'll take it that's kind of what happened[6:04:20]   with me and crtv i was making peanuts at uh compound you were making peanuts at compound[6:04:26]   that's one of the things i said that you all said that i was lying about remember that oh peanuts[6:04:34]   and i think crowder started the ball rolling on this but blaise said we'll pay you a fuck ton[6:04:39]   more like 10 times more yeah 10 times what's 10 times 175 dollars seriously um like a thousand[6:04:48]   and seventy five oh gavin maybe your kids could go to the dentist this year the blaze paid 10 times[6:04:57]   more than kulia oh did you guys uh have enough money to get uh playstation one with that multiply[6:05:04]   that by 10 i'm a happy camper actually was more than 10. uh there's a couple things that go into[6:05:10]   that yeah aren't there because like i know he didn't like wait wait wait 10 times 175 is[6:05:14]   pathetic it was more than 10. go out yourself in that little uh and then you're shitting you're[6:05:21]   talking about money meanwhile what are you paying ryan in a chance to survive you're giving him[6:05:28]   literally he pays ryan in food and shelter basic human shit need shit he pays ryan and[6:05:38]   i'll give you a place to live and enough canned goods to get through the week after that it's up[6:05:43]   to you and ryan's like i really am thank you so much for this honor move his family to harlem[6:05:50]   wasn't he living in harlem while he was doing anthony's show and maybe he wasn't happy with[6:05:54]   that so maybe he's going to move the whole family to texas you know a lot of people moving to texas[6:05:58]   and he knows that the family is still in michigan gavin see even gavin just assumes this guy's[6:06:04]   family is coming with him you should have asked that ray devito guy where dave's family lives[6:06:10]   i don't think ray devito has the answers to many things oh yeah that's true i mean did you see his[6:06:15]   apartment i almost cried did you see those closet doors we should get him a new place[6:06:24]   i wanted him to jam that fork through his fucking brain cavity[6:06:29]   there's a comedy scene you know spreading out there he can't do stand-up in new york city[6:06:34]   you know and oh yeah so there's a couple things that go along with that and i i saw the chemistry[6:06:38]   i was watching some crowd based on the uh the late shows he was doing about the voter fraud[6:06:42]   because it's pretty good stuff and uh yeah they have a good chemistry there and stuff imagine[6:06:47]   wanting to watch a show about voter fraud forget your politics think about what you've become[6:06:55]   you're entertained by voter fraud talk yikes you shouldn't even be interested in voting in the[6:07:03]   first place it's like that and who cares we have a terrible chemistry and we do a good show yeah[6:07:09]   yeah you know i i don't know but it does it is painful and a lot of people have written comments[6:07:14]   like dude this sucks and a lot there's a couple of geo metal knobs there too in the comments what[6:07:19]   are they saying there you have hurt me today and the other one was uh why are you gay oh like if[6:07:24]   you're a young man and someone offers to double your salary and you got kids it's hard to not[6:07:30]   what are you gonna do i mean i don't think he gave him a counter offer though but i'm sure[6:07:35]   i'm Anthony might have been like sure he really he got a really significant i think pay[6:07:42]   bump from when he started working with Anthony the way i do with my network is i overpay everyone[6:07:46]   and just pray they'll quit so then when they're like i'm you better do this or i'll leave and[6:07:52]   i'll go please leave please leave i'll save a fortune i've ended a lot of relationships like[6:07:57]   that just be the worst start farting all over the place that's not true Gavin uh when i filled in[6:08:05]   for Gavin i flew to New York City from Chicago to how much he paid me he thought this was a gift[6:08:11]   125 wasn't it 125 or 175 i kind of thought it was 150 150 it was either 125 150 or 175[6:08:23]   how do you even come up with that number Gavin who's got millions of dollars left me a check[6:08:31]   right i think it took him eight weeks didn't it take you 150 and then he just never did and then[6:08:35]   he never did did he ever pay me but who in their right mind would accept 150 and it's an insult[6:08:41]   this is what Gavin said to me he goes come do my show i'll reimburse you i'll give you some cash[6:08:49]   i'm thinking in my head and believe me i would have done it for free but i'm thinking in my[6:08:54]   head he knows i flew from Chicago for free the first time yeah but he knows i flew from Chicago[6:08:59]   to New York he knows i filled in you're thinking at least 500 from a millionaire right who offers[6:09:09]   another man 150 what am i going to do with that get some cinnamon rolls from the airport[6:09:21]   i couldn't believe it and then i think he never paid right did he ever paid no and who would ask[6:09:28]   this would be like gross that's got nothing to do with what i just said though yeah you're no[6:09:32]   you're trying to be unappealing so that way people will leave well you don't have a bargaining chip[6:09:36]   when you negotiate a big deal big boy Keith's business plan for that network was not lucrative[6:09:44]   i was able to Keith's business plan for that network was not lucrative look at that i'm[6:09:51]   looking at a solid 7.6 seven dollars and sixty cents is what he was being paid per year listen[6:10:00]   to this Keith the cop's plan for that network was not lucrative i was able to do the show because[6:10:06]   i'm rich but i don't know how anyone else pays the bills with their what they pay but what they pay[6:10:11]   is what serious pays you know if you have a show on serious and you're not a big name you're getting[6:10:15]   like 300 bucks an app wow i bet Bonnie McFarland and Rich Voss split 300 an episode whoa i don't[6:10:23]   know if they still have a show that's a lot less than what i make per episode i'll tell you that[6:10:28]   right now i'd never give you the number but it's it's beautiful the number i couldn't believe it[6:10:39]   i'm close to frenemies more closer to frenemies than this three hundred dollars an episode[6:10:47]   as an entertainer on the radio going over the airwaves can you believe that three hundred[6:10:54]   dollars but yeah that's a trip oh there's Gavin and Gavin is nice now we like him there's no[6:11:04]   reason this isn't water under the bridge all right speaking of Crowder did you see this me[6:11:10]   too that one viral about him Crowder has been accused of a fake me too i i this has got to be[6:11:16]   fake but for sure fake but yeah this is for sure fake Crowder was accused of uh trying to solicit[6:11:24]   a 17 year old trans person for sex and the internet's taken off with this it was like a gag[6:11:33]   tweet i believe i mean i saw it when it only had like a hundred likes and no retweets just because[6:11:39]   Crowder was trending for that trans video that he did look at this and i was like whoa this has got[6:11:45]   to be fake let's go to a view actual size get me a nice tune too i think it's time i'm dying to hit[6:11:53]   that get me a song i break into oh really i am uh i'll tell you this i'm dying to use my smoke[6:12:01]   machine is there anything that you're feeling right now i don't know you know i hate to pick[6:12:06]   the song i hate to pick this well you gotta figure it out you and the fans and the worshipers[6:12:14]   hey how about this i know people don't like being called fans anymore it's degrading[6:12:18]   what if i refer to the audience as worshipers[6:12:24]   that's what i call the audience now my worshipers[6:12:29]   i like that[6:12:32]   that's what you they're called now if you listen to red bar you're a war shipper of me[6:12:41]   all right this is uh lucas santo bougie um this is what he says[6:12:50]   and everybody took this is an obvious fake tweet but people hate crowder so much they took off[6:12:55]   with this and they're just repeating it and crowder can't argue with it because it looks[6:13:00]   so silly look at this lucas santo bougie when i identified as a trans teenager i was approached[6:13:10]   by s crowd i love this steven s crowder you know i call it this guy steven crowder obviously his[6:13:18]   name is steven crowder on twitter he goes as s crowder on instagram anthony kumiya went as a[6:13:25]   kumiya so i'll call him like anthony a kumiya steven s crowder but look at this when i identify[6:13:35]   and i like to think of every trans to me is like that uh rocky horror picture show guy now that's[6:13:44]   what hey if you want to get over trans people just think of them as it was a faction satisfaction[6:13:51]   they're british they're funny i don't know much about the rocky horror picture show i like that[6:13:57]   have you ever seen that movie we should watch it i don't think so it's funny when i identified as[6:14:03]   a trans teenager i was approached by s crowder soliciting sex from me i was 17 he offered me[6:14:15]   one thousand dollars and i couldn't turn it down i was homeless and desperate he has since told me[6:14:25]   he'd sue me if i spoke out and has landed me to filth today i speak my true and it's coming from[6:14:35]   this guy i mean he's got to be kidding look at this this is beta s santo bougie[6:14:44]   there's no way steven crowder went up to him was like would you have sex with me please i'll give[6:14:49]   you a thousand dollars but the internet literally in red bar fashion took off with this and they're[6:14:56]   supporting it this has got uh 40k likes and 6.8 thousand retweets and everybody is just making[6:15:06]   fun of crowd they're like you solicit sex from minor trans people they're all going after him[6:15:12]   and all of their replies to this are like we believe you like they're so excited yeah and[6:15:15]   they all believe him and it's like obviously there's no way i guess you never know well i[6:15:21]   mean you never know i did look at this person's page and it doesn't seem like they created this[6:15:25]   account just for this no but he's just i think he's just like why not and then lucas santo bougie[6:15:32]   says this crowder is unapologetic unapologetically hateful towards trans people and that was prevalent[6:15:40]   in our experience together he was the worst few minutes of my life his disdain for trans women and[6:15:49]   women in general is dangerous hashtag crowder hashtag me too hashtag enough is enough[6:15:57]   and everyone's like thank you for speaking out i stand with you i don't know if they're serious[6:16:01]   or joking along i love it thank you for speaking out thank you for telling your story[6:16:08]   now get ready for the ultimate it's like do you really believe him or do you just i mean really[6:16:13]   we're living in fantasy land now thank you for speaking out i'm so sorry you had to go through[6:16:18]   that i stand with you 100 you stand with lucas santo bougie i mean can i show you this picture[6:16:25]   again you shouldn't be standing anywhere near him it could get very stabby i met a guy like this in[6:16:35]   miami before i knew it i looked down i was bleeding from my side he had stabbed me with the tiniest[6:16:40]   knife i'd ever seen all for what so um i love that this is happening and crowder's like literally[6:16:48]   under attack from like hundreds of thousands of sjws now thinking he raped this tranny how[6:16:55]   fucking funny is that and it's all his own fault because he that's what you did here click crowder's[6:17:01]   page oh no it's too late but he did this thing where he posted this because it was international[6:17:06]   women's day yesterday he posted this old video of his where he like dresses up like a woman and goes[6:17:11]   to a gym or whatever and then that went viral on twitter with everyone being like this is disgusting[6:17:17]   and then crowder chimed in was like wow going after a five-year video yeah pathetic wow coming[6:17:23]   after me for something i did five years ago he posted it doesn't mean if you did it i think the[6:17:29]   statute of limitations for twitter exposing is now 75 years if it falls within 75 years you're[6:17:37]   fucked i like how brian kellen's like they're mad at me because i raped somebody 20 years ago[6:17:43]   they don't care about 20 years 20 years is nothing anymore crowder's like oh yeah they're coming at[6:17:49]   me for a five-year-old video that's like five minutes ago they don't care about that anymore[6:17:56]   you don't know this aren't you supposed to be covering them 24 7[6:18:01]   if you did something in another life they're going to be furious they don't give a fuck if[6:18:06]   it was a hundred years ago what is stay together for the kids what is this song[6:18:11]   oh just one of the suggestions how does it go[6:18:16]   i don't know that song believe it or not i don't know that stuff i'd like to sing something[6:18:20]   we gotta do a performance here i sent you i looked at those i don't i don't know and i[6:18:25]   i hate to say it i don't like them i hate to say it here's what we got sent limp biscuit break[6:18:32]   stuff blink 182 stay together for the kids don't know it beck loser won't do it from the chat by[6:18:43]   oh i know i know of course thank you lola the kinks never heard of it[6:18:49]   dude looks like a lady arrowsmith not a good song to sing[6:18:58]   you know if you got something else you know i wanted to do falling for you by weezer i think[6:19:03]   that would be good i know not everybody knows these i feel they're more important i want to[6:19:07]   do important uh pieces here on this show see if you could find fallen for you i like that[6:19:13]   one they have the instrumental but not the lyrics well get me the instrumental and the lyrics i'll[6:19:18]   see if i could do it i know the song pretty well and we're going to dim the lights we're going to[6:19:23]   do all the effects here today and again if you really know how i could get pyro involved in this[6:19:30]   where it it will actually work and not burn up the building let jewels know i'm interested in[6:19:35]   adding pyro to the performances let's actually how do they have that isn't that weird how would[6:19:49]   they have an instrumental of that all right so let's see if we could do that it's going to be[6:19:54]   a little harder for me here where it's not karaoke you know uh so we'll see if we can do this but i[6:20:00]   feel like i know this song pretty well um so why don't we get into this you know the drill jewels[6:20:08]   and uh we'll start right now let me get set up here and these setups hopefully this will all[6:20:15]   be going without me talking about it you know all right let's see if we could do this it's a[6:20:21]   really good song called falling for you[6:20:38]   holy cow i got one here now just what am i supposed to do[6:20:51]   that i like to share with you[6:20:55]   the first was rules about a ghost like me hanging around with chicks like you[6:21:04]   but i do like you you're the lucky one you said not too much i'm shaking at your touch[6:21:13]   i like you way too much my baby i'm afraid i'm falling for you[6:21:19]   i do[6:21:36]   i got this[6:21:38]   baby wouldn't you know it just as i was busting loose[6:21:59]   you're a gentleman[6:22:08]   you you're the lucky one no i'm the lucky one i'm shaking at your touch[6:22:15]   i like you way too much my baby i'm afraid i'm falling for you[6:22:22]   i do quite anything to get the hell out of life or maybe i would rather settle down would you[6:22:37]   so[6:22:48]   so[6:22:59]   holy sweet god damn you let your cello in the basement[6:23:12]   to play[6:23:16]   i can't believe i've had a suck it's true what you've possibly seen little prick called me[6:23:25]   but i do like you and you like me too i say[6:23:34]   i like you way too much my baby[6:23:42]   to get the hell out of life or maybe i would rather settle down[6:23:58]   you thank you all thank you[6:24:02]   so[6:24:08]   pretty cool did it look more like a performance with all the[6:24:13]   i'm still trying to get used to this you know it's smoky[6:24:19]   what we got next jules let's see what did people think of that they loved it[6:24:25]   this is a concert people are saying i like the fog everybody how could you not like fog shooting out[6:24:33]   isn't that cool with the detonator yes that's the best part is the little[6:24:41]   i bet they're dying for me to uh to hit that too[6:24:45]   do it just one more time we try to save it for the choruses you know[6:24:50]   52 bucks and you could have that in your house i mean come on if you don't have a fog machine[6:24:55]   set up in your living space what are you doing do you not like fun do you not like concerts[6:25:02]   this is a real venue somebody's do you like that this is a real venue thank you[6:25:09]   this is a real venue did you get that light back up that was an experience amazing you somebody's[6:25:17]   making a suggestion what do you mean don't say ooh to the suggestion i don't like a suggestion[6:25:22]   but i do want to finish any you you want to see what denny's been up to let's do that[6:25:27]   let me show you what he looks like we're waiting for some of the smoke to clear out here[6:25:33]   josh denny was on this show called i'm not kidding babylon b which is a conservative[6:25:41]   version of the onion they post like parody articles this is a christian show what they[6:25:47]   do is they bleep out they think god damn is a swear because they're falling in line of this[6:25:55]   nonsense josh denny was on the babylon beat now what have i been bothered with for two weeks[6:26:01]   bees what have i been bothered with my whole life bees it started with the show candyman or the[6:26:08]   movie you know he was a bee focused uh paranormal guy bees have always been the bane of my existence[6:26:23]   i fucking can't stand bees and i kill them all they say don't kill the bees oh we're[6:26:26]   gonna run out not in my lifetime we're not gonna run out i don't give a fuck what so aoc's children[6:26:35]   could have a happy life filled with honey no thank you i am a huge enemy of that aoc[6:26:43]   we're gonna watch josh denny on the babylon b and what's so great about this appearance is[6:26:49]   he's not skyping in he's there wait till you see what his appearance has become i mean it's it's[6:27:00]   outlandish he's gained he probably went from 280 pounds probably was close to 400 pounds now[6:27:06]   and he sits there in his little tweet deck tweeting eating with his big fat[6:27:13]   paytas fingers stuffing snack and god knows what he's ordering imagine the snacks[6:27:24]   you know i like almost demand to know what a person's pantry is filled with you know a big[6:27:30]   fat guy like josh denny what kind of nerve must he have to buy the snacks that he's eating to get[6:27:39]   himself to a size like this you're gonna notice his beard has gotten blady it's very similar to[6:27:46]   melton his beard but what you're gonna notice most is he's still rocking the same frames from[6:27:55]   when he was about 200 pounds lighter now really the change of frames is so now it's tough to wear[6:28:01]   glasses if you wear the same pair of frames for two years that's almost your look and it's tough[6:28:10]   to change frames after two years of wearing the same frames but i'll tell you what dates you[6:28:14]   more than anything old frames he is wearing a pair of glasses that no joke would be too small for my[6:28:27]   dog they're so tiny they look like jewelers glasses i mean really i wouldn't use these[6:28:35]   glasses on a doll um that's my main focus here today the size of the glasses as his head swells[6:28:45]   with delusion this is josh denny on the babylon b babylon b and again it's just another show where[6:28:54]   he talks about how he was canceled and they all believe him and they think he's a god[6:29:02]   let's see what he says babylon b[6:29:08]   donald trump's cool and we talk about cancel culture till we fucking talk about it to death[6:29:13]   we love cancel culture we love discussing it we like pretending we're the victims of it[6:29:25]   i don't think there's one person who talks about cancel culture that's been a victim[6:29:29]   of cancel culture the people who are victims of cancel culture this is how they like start acting[6:29:34]   nah man i get it those people have every right to hate me and i've kind of learned my lesson[6:29:40]   that's how real baked alaska do you think he's coming out being a loudmouth now is baked alaska[6:29:46]   by the way still in prison has anyone checked in on him did you see that big article about[6:29:51]   piranha that came out i did you know i don't like to read negative articles about piranha[6:29:57]   because it's too stressful well oh my god what is this what am i looking at here scroll through to[6:30:02]   see how long it is in all the pictures because i for some every article written by the huffington[6:30:08]   post not because they're liberals or whatever but they're all so poorly written like it's such a[6:30:13]   the huffington post came out with an article about ally alexander known around here as[6:30:21]   my piranha danger danger danger danger danger and let's see how long it is look at this[6:30:29]   i only read like the first two paragraphs and i saw that the little scrolly thing was still[6:30:34]   you don't want an article about you having 10 ads the first 10 of the article oh my god look at this[6:30:40]   i'm still scrolling oh my god it's this long look at this in oh my god piranha met donald trump[6:30:48]   himself this is when piranha was eight shades darker he lightened himself up he was a lot[6:30:57]   growdier just two years ago when he was more oily this guy looks like a doody after drinking[6:31:06]   pepto bismol all night look out for black stools okay i will uh isn't he nice and great[6:31:18]   uh let's see what else here this is a huge article on piranha oh my god look at that one[6:31:25]   piranha was also caught looking crazy look at that photo of piranha how fucking sharp[6:31:31]   that could cut through any envelope you have[6:31:34]   all right let's see what else look how long this goes yeah i won't read it oh my god[6:31:39]   look when piranha was in his hip-hop hooray stage wow i didn't know[6:31:46]   that's when he was up to no good shooting uh b-ball on the playground[6:31:52]   let's see what happens here um oh my god i sometimes she oh my god lucian wintrich is in[6:31:58]   here i just talked to him this weekend well via stories that's my buddy i've hung out with this[6:32:06]   guy and done adderall with him can you believe that and now he's in the newspaper it was shocking[6:32:13]   oh that doesn't look good and that lucian listens to he's listening right now hey lucian so he must[6:32:21]   be kidding i mean obviously you know he can't be really friends with this swastika guy and friends[6:32:26]   with me at the same time um here oh this guy here might as well be jigsaw let's see what else[6:32:35]   look they oh my god it's piranha and jack dorsey wow piranha is really he's been around all over[6:32:43]   town he's a real cool and make a real good he's amazing at networking he's uh in the article still[6:32:50]   we're only halfway through we're only halfway through i've been scrolling[6:32:56]   oh remember this guy what's his name he's not around much anymore is he who's this guy remember[6:33:02]   cernovich mike cernovich used to be the star of the day yeah i not a day went by where you didn't[6:33:07]   hear about him i haven't heard from him in a while let me guess he's eaten lauren southern's[6:33:12]   baby's a little cunt let's see um we're still scrolling i'm seeing a lot of bad vibes in this[6:33:23]   article yes it's terrifying everything in this article has got to be negative look at these guys[6:33:30]   oh they respect the last guy i think[6:33:35]   yeah piranha is in a heap of trouble probably right they're just waiting how can they possibly[6:33:41]   have this much information about him to write i know i mean this is the longest article i've[6:33:47]   oh my god it ends with piranha looking like p diddy[6:33:52]   um wow how remarkable and that's our piranha remember created here at red bar did we ever[6:33:58]   watch those videos of him talking about how he was like so depressed and suicidal after i don't[6:34:04]   think so now we really didn't uh cover a lot of piranha i miss him i have those a dear dear friend[6:34:11]   all right let's watch josh denny on this podcast wait till you see his presentation[6:34:21]   here we go[6:34:32]   babylon b interview show is beginning right now right here right look at these guys[6:34:39]   the babylon b interview show i mean both of them look like i'm trying to they look[6:34:47]   like those christian infomercial guys mixed with the knife guys from infomercials mixed with[6:34:53]   comic store owners from the 90s they real this looks like one of kevin smith's friends that[6:34:59]   works at the comic book shop and red bank and the other guy looks like a straight up infomercial[6:35:06]   disc jockey now wait till you see this yeah no and uh today we're talking to josh denny we[6:35:12]   were trying to get a little diversity in the show so we asked a white guy to come on yeah[6:35:18]   look at this fellow look at what we're looking at here you know i forget people like this exist[6:35:28]   i really forget even though i pass by them every day these santas these modern day[6:35:34]   quasistic santas that walk around and you go surely what you know we don't even think but[6:35:41]   look at he's got these little set of bangs here it's like what is your worth and i'm sick of us[6:35:50]   walking around this life going oh he's just as good as you or me nope what kind of human being[6:35:57]   even is this what is the fucking use of you[6:36:05]   have you met these guys they got like no skill set they're carpenter adjacent meaning like they[6:36:12]   know people who wear carpenters that have a skill set but they've got nothing hey he looks like a[6:36:17]   guy who'd go over to dinner at how to barbecue rights house he does look like a guy who wouldn't[6:36:23]   and he's trying food he don't know good from bad this guy could try 10 different slabs of ribs[6:36:30]   he'd say they're all delicious he don't know what the fuck he's doing this guy don't know[6:36:35]   coke from pepsi he doesn't know anything but he does know liberal from concern i want to start[6:36:42]   trolling these gentlemen these people like this i think there's some imagine bullying a guy like[6:36:47]   this but he's off everyone's radar he's this claw what are you you're not strong you're not[6:36:57]   too weak you're nothing you have nothing and you're gonna sit around here laughing about[6:37:03]   black people you know imagine if you're an actual black person and you see this guy he's got a whole[6:37:08]   show dedicated to knocking black people how fucking furious would you be to see this fucking[6:37:17]   momo sit around talking about how bad black people are meanwhile you're wearing the color black on[6:37:26]   your headphones all right let's see what this fucking jerk off has to do with denny and he's[6:37:31]   also ginger he's calling him low-hanging fruit that's exactly the type of conservative guys[6:37:39]   are like so impenetrable because they've built such a strong safe space around themselves with[6:37:44]   this cancel culture thing that you can't even really make fun of them in a satisfying way i[6:37:48]   always say you know when people say low-hanging fruit i go well what better to swing my blindfolded[6:37:55]   pinata bat at what do i want it 100 fucking yards up so i gotta climb a ladder to hit it[6:38:02]   don't you want me knocking these guys as easy as pie i want the fruit low hanging i don't know[6:38:08]   where you want your fridge all the way on the ground or up in the air you gotta crawl get on[6:38:12]   your knees or climb a ladder to kill your enemy no i want my enemies knocked out at my height low[6:38:20]   low-hanging fruit my move on no no that's exactly the type of people in this planet[6:38:24]   that need to be punished it's time for the low-hanging fruit to be burned alive[6:38:30]   i'd like to you know and there's nothing more delicious than grilled fruit you ever slice up[6:38:36]   a pineapple and grill it it's good you know what how high should the fruit be hanging[6:38:43]   the fruit be hanging on the top of the fucking eiffel uh state building this guy needs to fucking[6:38:50]   pay you know he and that's what i mean yeah he is low hanging for it's like people go ah don't[6:38:56]   bother him ah let's not attack him you're what needs to be eradicated from the universe like[6:39:02]   what does this guy even do for a living um he works at the babylon b oh yeah right so you know[6:39:08]   that's what's so funny about these podcasters too my first instinct is ask what they do for a living[6:39:14]   and that's not like a passive aggressive thing like because they do have other jobs none of[6:39:20]   these people this isn't their real job to work at the babylon b i hope you get stung to death[6:39:26]   more in my like weight range which i always feel like the you know the fattest guy in the room and[6:39:31]   is that why i still i still was but like at least is that why you invited him yeah that's really you[6:39:37]   know that's every fat guy walks through and goes am i the fattest guy in this room so if you find[6:39:42]   someone that's a little more you feel a little bit better yeah got it right got it anyway so[6:39:47]   yeah so and josh worked in the food network he got paid to eat huge food and he had a show called[6:39:55]   ginormous food and he ate ginormous food and uh it was cool and uh and so we talked a lot about[6:40:03]   that i'm kind of fascinated by getting paid to eat huge food i always want to know how you get[6:40:09]   paid to do that i'll tell you a place where you could get paid for doing outrageous stunts why[6:40:14]   don't you come over why don't you skype you got skype sir why don't you roll up would you like[6:40:18]   to make a few dollars today all you need is a fork and uh the will by the way ray has already[6:40:24]   responded to his appearance on red bar oh really let's see what ray says do you want me to read it[6:40:30]   who's ray the guy who was on the phone that you called adam his name's adam let's hear what the[6:40:36]   h-man has to say about it i just did red bar i don't think mike was into me because i wouldn't[6:40:41]   trash my friends at chrissy marr at lando dave or kevin brennan 666 but he's supposedly paying me[6:40:48]   150 so i had fun yeah and we gotta give him let's give him at least 300 oh absolutely get his um[6:40:55]   paypal or venmo let's do it while we're on the show so we could celebrate but the thing is how[6:41:00]   about this tell ray devito right now you ain't getting a cent unless you publicly show a[6:41:05]   screenshot to everyone after i send this you're saying mike david from red bar gave me 300[6:41:11]   that's all you got to do i'm going to send it anyway but that must be done or else[6:41:17]   haha that was great ray it wasn't great it was embarrassing he likes kevin but despises chrissy[6:41:24]   because she stole a family's christmas presents you have to email him to remind him ray do it[6:41:29]   tomorrow when he's sober i'm sober now here i'll message him and tell him right now look at these[6:41:34]   people who think they know me do it when he's sober oh he's never sober to click and ask for[6:41:38]   his venmo and i just clicked our message and he already sent it oh he already sent it good and[6:41:43]   i'll do that right now look at this somebody goes no one could ever say ray don't have the balls[6:41:48]   brave divido no stupid divido i mean danny divido is smarter than this you're the dumbest[6:41:58]   divido i've ever met and to me danny oh people go what's that about then to me danny divido is[6:42:04]   should be killed do you want to send it right now yeah i want to send it right now i'm gonna[6:42:08]   send them the 300 and then i want a response for him publicly tagging chrissy and dave[6:42:14]   he gave me 300 we're gonna do that right now send me his venmo[6:42:20]   jewels right now and i'm gonna venmo him right now on private of course do you know if you don't[6:42:25]   select private on venmo all your transactions are public yep they find out a lot of bachelor[6:42:31]   spoilers that way that is so crazy ray divido and his last name is i'm gonna pronounce it from now[6:42:42]   divido you're not divido you're divido i said sending your prize right now well wait till he[6:42:50]   sees this and i want it i want to see his reaction because he thought he was getting 150 wait till you[6:42:57]   see and this guy's never received this much money in his life um paste ray divido there he is i[6:43:07]   hope that's him you got the little the dash and stuff right i got it 300 buckaroos what's it for[6:43:15]   cutting yourself wait and i'm gonna make it public they might[6:43:22]   is that a crazy oh yeah i don't want a good fan the direct transaction making a fool of yourself[6:43:33]   public pay wait maybe i don't want to do anything public actually pay pay ray divido 300 even[6:43:43]   they're like are you fucking sure he's never been paid this much venmo is blocking the transaction[6:43:50]   they're calling me mike we've never experienced this much funding going to raid divido all right[6:43:57]   he's been paid tell him to check his venmo everybody tell him to check his venmo he doesn't[6:44:03]   know he's getting the three he thought he was getting 150 he's getting 300 for nothing i want[6:44:09]   to see his response i want to see my money in play i'm gonna start paying these guys so much[6:44:18]   money that they're gonna be they're gonna be so distorted mentally from the payments i send to[6:44:23]   them it's gonna really screw up their their their heads so let's see what he says interrupt me if[6:44:29]   you hear back from him and i want a tweet he gave me 300 dollars chris is gonna oh don't fall for it[6:44:36]   don't fall for it fall for it folks it sounds like you had a lot of personal reasons for bringing[6:44:41]   josh all right well you can check out josh's comedy joshdennycomedy.com and you can support[6:44:50]   him joshdenny.locals.com that's right let's bring him in let's do it let's bring him in watch his[6:44:56]   chair right there right here oh my fuck they let's bring them in and then a swoosh whooshing sound[6:45:07]   happens a trailer wipe and here comes basically what's worse than pat noswell look at this fuck[6:45:18]   fag face have you ever seen it here they're gonna zoom in food liberty comedy all areas[6:45:28]   of expertise for our guests today yeah that was pretty good right yeah it's a great yeah[6:45:34]   sounds very wait till the close i'm an expert on controversy yeah wait you tell by looking at me[6:45:39]   i'm definitely pretty pretty proficient into food world somebody somebody asked me the other day[6:45:44]   they're like what were your qualifications that got you a food show it's like well this[6:45:48]   this is my body literal body of work that is my like the instant question i want to ask like how[6:45:54]   do you get the show where you're the guy that eats the biggest food there is uh the answer is[6:45:59]   i got very lucky what the fuck am i looking at huh folks did did i tell you about those glasses[6:46:10]   look at that you know not since dick tracy's little face i believe that was the character's[6:46:15]   name they're the guy with the giant head but the face was like right here little face i think they[6:46:20]   call them dick tracy look at this pig woolly mammoth uh you know what do they call that when[6:46:30]   an animal is out of date they don't have any more of them extinct look at this extinct animal[6:46:36]   look at that i mean imagine and when you zoom in here it fill when you fill the frame here[6:46:41]   when i get temple to temple look how much wider it looks hold on because you don't know how far[6:46:48]   wide it goes when you do this then you go you could imagine it expands it could go out to here[6:46:55]   you know how much of a fuck is this guy i mean looks alone[6:47:02]   i can't get over it i mean i when she was watching this uh last night i just couldn't get over that[6:47:10]   and you're gonna sit here and pontificate you lying sleazy extinct mammal all right we're[6:47:20]   gonna go to 225 or we're right there uh how did josh get the food network job listen to this lie[6:47:29]   job listen to this lie show where you're the guy that eats the biggest food there is uh the answer[6:47:34]   is i got very lucky i mean i i but would they have hired a skinny guy i don't know probably not now[6:47:41]   that i think about well you know what's interesting is i think i fit two criteria uh at the time that[6:47:46]   they were casting my show because if you look at the guy who was hired to do a show right after me[6:47:51]   it was casey webb who is the host of the rebooted man versus food he's a fat redheaded guy too okay[6:47:57]   so either they literally got him as like a backup josh denny or i think the the woman in development[6:48:04]   who developed both shows and rebooted that one uh has a thing for chunky ginger so or he's associates[6:48:12]   yeah but i mean she she was the one who uh did like burt the conqueror we're gonna hear some[6:48:18]   tremendous lies today go to 920. 920 this is a homeless lie have we heard this one he was homeless[6:48:25]   um it's about the homeless not about him oh it's about the homeless uh listen to this it's titled[6:48:32]   it features an edition or two yeah and people have already quoted him my show my show he acts[6:48:38]   like he was like the executive producer of a real show on the food network wait till you hear this[6:48:43]   shit one tribe would be like no we kill them we take it all the eight star wars it's like flower[6:48:49]   bed we have enough for everybody never enough so when they tell a swear they replace it with[6:48:57]   a funny word did you hear when someone went flower bed that was them cutting out josh[6:49:02]   denny saying a swear so he's open to censorship when it's doing it to himself but he is not open[6:49:11]   to company censorship of course i mean he's doing it to himself he's opening open to censorship as[6:49:17]   long as he's able to work for the person yeah exactly his career remember this is a publication[6:49:23]   that is censoring the word damn it not because they'll be demonetized from youtube or banned[6:49:30]   but because of their christian core beliefs josh denny is okay with the censorship as long as it's[6:49:38]   a christian core belief censorship but he is not okay with not being able to work for a[6:49:45]   t-shirt company while yelling niggas is spooks yeah i like when people say there's this image[6:49:51]   like there's all these kids around your table and there's a trash can and you're eating you're like[6:49:55]   looking at them you're like no no trash can oh yeah well it's so funny too and there were times[6:50:00]   or like we there was one where we were filming uh like a remote and we were doing it outdoors[6:50:06]   and we had this giant burger and uh there was a homeless guy who came up and he was like y'all[6:50:10]   this is called how to build an addition i can't believe he was on the food network he should be on[6:50:17]   hg tv building houses with bob villa and this is an addition wait till you hear this show[6:50:27]   these people to have a conversation you go how do these people yeah you know why doesn't mike have[6:50:32]   these conversations well i'll tell you why there's nothing to say to people this much so what these[6:50:39]   guys do i'm noticing on these shows is they'll all lie and make up stories because or else they[6:50:48]   have nothing or else there's no conversation so they've all kind of appropriated this new style[6:50:57]   of podcast conversation where somebody brings something up and then the next guy expands he[6:51:05]   tells a story from his life about something like that and you're watching these people[6:51:09]   podcasts for seven years in a row every day and you're going aren't you shouldn't you be out of[6:51:14]   stories by now and they are and these are made up stories and denny's gonna make up a story[6:51:23]   and keep adding to it to cover his tracks like denny will tell a lie story realize it's a lie[6:51:31]   and then in order to cover up his own lie that nobody is smart enough to even call out[6:51:38]   sitting with him he starts adding details to his lie so that before these people even catch on[6:51:46]   that it's a lie they're already you know satisfied with the information it's really sick you're gonna[6:51:53]   watch it in real time right now doing it outdoors and we had this giant burger and uh there was a[6:51:58]   homeless guy who came up and he's like y'all gonna throw that away we're like no you can have it he's[6:52:02]   like god i don't eat meat obviously josh denny claims while he was working he's got a million[6:52:09]   stories from a show that shot maybe four times he says he's working at this restaurant and um[6:52:17]   they've got an extra burger and they go to give it to a homeless person but the homeless person[6:52:23]   because everyone's so pc now says no i don't eat meat[6:52:29]   hmm sounds pretty written also denny notice how denny doesn't really have much confidence in this[6:52:37]   and he looks down while he says it so he knows he just told a big fibaroo but he needs to make sure[6:52:44]   that everybody knows oh no this isn't a fib he's gonna try a little bit harder now he's gonna put[6:52:48]   a little bit more oomph into it finish the story up it's it's almost funny it's almost like he does[6:52:56]   the lie and realized he didn't put enough effort into the lies and i was going back to finish it[6:53:01]   off to make sure that lies got a solid foundation it's so sick you've noticed friends do this you've[6:53:08]   probably in seventh grade there was a lot of kids that did this we've all seen this behavior before[6:53:16]   haven't we too and there were times or like we there was one where we were filming uh[6:53:21]   like a remote and we were doing it outdoors we had this giant burger and uh there was a homeless[6:53:25]   guy who came up and he's like y'all gonna throw that away we're like no you can have it he's like[6:53:29]   ah i don't eat meat well then why would he ask about a hamburger what kind of homeless man sees[6:53:35]   a giant beef all beef patty he goes you're gonna throw that away oh no you could have it nah i[6:53:41]   don't eat meat gotcha no why did he ask about the hamburger see you didn't even really figure[6:53:48]   out your little lie story did you and burt kreischer is the king of this they tell the[6:53:54]   story that's like this wouldn't work on nick jr bro this wouldn't work on i carly you gotta[6:54:00]   tighten up your story burger and uh there was a homeless guy who came up and he was like y'all[6:54:04]   gonna throw that away we're like no you can have it he's like i don't eat meat i know that sounds[6:54:10]   like a cliche made-up story he's like i don't eat meat we're just like what see he almost feels bad[6:54:15]   that they're all dying laughing to be uh polite so he goes i gotta give them a little bit more[6:54:21]   i almost feel bad for making them laugh at a lie yeah it's that sick it's that so watch he's got[6:54:28]   no confidence delivering this obvious lie and here come the the additions are rolling down the avenue[6:54:36]   like critters in that giant crit ball pulling up main street by its teeth guy who came up and he's[6:54:42]   like y'all gonna throw that away we're like no you can have it he's like i don't eat meat[6:54:47]   i know that sounds like a cliche made-up story when they all burst out laughing josh[6:54:52]   looks around the room like this is working huh oh they like this one we'll wait till they hear the[6:54:57]   part two i don't eat meat we're just like what he's like but i might be able to sell it to another[6:55:03]   homeless guy that does and i was like dude we're gonna leave this on the edge of the trash can do[6:55:08]   with it whatever you want i've never seen additions being built like this this is like the uh[6:55:14]   uh smith and wesson mansion what was that called the uh rifle company where the winchester mansion[6:55:21]   they are building on this property like no other before i could even pause he's already done two[6:55:27]   editions so let's see that first edition again i love a first edition pack third world yeah this[6:55:34]   airdrop a massive pizza yeah it's like the size of the village but yeah but that's the funny[6:55:38]   thing is you'd go there's enough to feed everyone and then one tribe would be like no we kill them[6:55:42]   we take it all i get the last slice yeah yeah i like when people say there's this image like[6:55:51]   like a remote and we were doing that away we're like no you can have it he's like i don't eat meat[6:55:56]   i know that sounds like a cliche made up story i don't eat meat i'm just like what he's like[6:56:02]   but i might be able to sell it to another homeless guy that does and i was like dude we're gonna i[6:56:07]   might be able to sell it to another homeless guy does that wasn't added and then this is another[6:56:13]   edition we're at the third or second edition here he's like but i might be able to sell it to[6:56:17]   another homeless guy that does and i was like dude we're gonna leave this on the edge of the trash can[6:56:22]   do with it whatever you want to do so that's uh what's that two additions to one lie there's more[6:56:29]   one more edition there's one more edition let's hear the next edition and i was like by the way[6:56:34]   it has bug repellent on it because we had we couldn't have flies in the shot and he's like[6:56:39]   oh it's fine we eat bug repellent all the time it's like south carolina he's like yeah if you[6:56:44]   get if you can't eat food with bug repellent on it you died years ago out here in the streets[6:56:48]   it's like this grizzled homeless ex-vet who's just like yeah i eat bug repellent on everything[6:56:54]   it's like they're anyone you just spray bug repellent on the food yeah yeah to keep to keep[6:56:59]   bugs away from it because nobody wants to see you holding like a giant burger in front of a[6:57:03]   civil war monument probably in bad taste for this listen all those lies i mean that was a lot of[6:57:08]   lies at once and again shame on any hope why so if somebody's a guest on your podcast you just[6:57:16]   believe anything they say like nobody has ever disagreed with their guests on a podcast they[6:57:23]   think it like reflects on them that they got to be like in bed with the guest can't people have[6:57:28]   people on and question them why is it always laugh laugh laugh agree agree agree and then when[6:57:34]   somebody like again we write to these shows hey this guy is lying they don't believe us we're[6:57:39]   trolls why are we trolls why can't you believe us you just because you met denny yesterday[6:57:46]   you're gonna believe him over a thousand people all right we got more this gets worse[6:57:52]   this gets worse let's go to 11 minutes in what is this my crew my producer the way it comes up[6:58:00]   listen to how he talks again i want people to know he was picked as a prize winner to host a[6:58:07]   filler show i don't think he got paid over he says 2500 per episode so divide that by eight[6:58:16]   he probably did this show for free he was not the show runner he was not the producer he had[6:58:23]   no say in the show he was a hired it's like when you hire a little band to play at your wedding[6:58:30]   they're not in charge of the wedding they're nothing they're hired hands when you hire the[6:58:37]   caterers they're there to help he was hired like a caterer is hired to do this show nothing more[6:58:46]   and everybody knows it no one knows it more than me and listen how he talks about the show every[6:58:53]   week it gets more he's talking about the show as if this was curb your enthusiasm this is seinfeld[6:59:01]   this is one of the great shows of our time the creator and he's the creator he's talking about[6:59:06]   the show is if he's uh the west wing and this is what it was like during that time period listen[6:59:12]   to this show anyway it's already we didn't really it's so funny there's bugs they're like yeah[6:59:20]   they're like we're worried about some of your jokes that you do as a stand-up comedian also[6:59:24]   stand in front of ulysses s grant and hold up this burger that could feed the entire city have you[6:59:28]   heard back from adam devito yet anything from him because he just got three hundred dollars[6:59:35]   he said got it thanks so much and seriously impressed of what you guys have done[6:59:41]   no mention of the extra 150 reverse it file a charge uh no that's it did he tweet about it[6:59:51]   check his twitter remember we want him tweeting about it has that message not been relayed to him[6:59:57]   it has been relayed to him in his replies but he's only done the one tweet so far okay we're[7:00:02]   going to need another tweet with the screenshot of what i've sent you oh thanks so much what do[7:00:07]   you mean oh thanks i gave you 300 that's more than you made all month doing comedy how repulsive[7:00:14]   oh thank you i really appreciate what you guys do well we don't appreciate you sucker we used you[7:00:21]   used you we defiled you all right listen to how josh denny describes his show[7:00:31]   did you ever eat something that you're like oh this is gross i don't like it but you had to[7:00:34]   pretend you liked it yeah there was one place in mobile alabama uh was like this beer garden and[7:00:39]   then this so this is like there was a whole scandal around this episode that i didn't even[7:00:43]   realize it's so funny because he's created backstory like okay so maybe he shot ten times[7:00:51]   and each day they shot four episodes and divided it up he has created he's been on so many of these[7:00:58]   talk shows that he's gone back and created whole worlds around each of these shoots and backstories[7:01:06]   as if he's anthony bordain i mean literally he might have worked for two weeks total on this show[7:01:13]   they recorded everything in like two weeks one camera just him going out to the shittiest of[7:01:20]   shit restaurants now remember you didn't go to like restaurants that have been award these are[7:01:24]   like three star diners and shitholes that diners drive-ins and dives doesn't even cover you know[7:01:32]   people get confused they go diners drivers and dives when diners drivers and dives cover that's[7:01:37]   like places that the town is talking about josh denny went to restaurants that were just[7:01:43]   available i mean he had to have a ginormous food item which they didn't they didn't though he[7:01:52]   here's the thing it was supposed to be oh we tracked down restaurants that serve[7:01:56]   enormous food items that the whole town's talking about but guess what they couldn't really find any[7:02:03]   i think they saw a movie about a guy eating a giant all you could eat steak in texas they[7:02:08]   got confused thinking this was going on all over the planet so what they did is they were in[7:02:13]   cahoots with these shit they would call up like a shitty two-star restaurant they'd go we're doing[7:02:20]   the show ginormous food is there any chance you guys could come up with like a giant burger and[7:02:24]   we could film at your restaurant and so all of these restaurants and we checked they didn't have[7:02:30]   these items on the menu beforehand they created they would get a call hey you want to make 100[7:02:37]   bucks you'll be on the food network they said yes could you make a battleship manassas a huge sub[7:02:43]   and within a day like the cook would come up with it i want to make something perfectly clear these[7:02:49]   restaurants did not have chefs they had a line cook i mean these restaurants are one above[7:02:56]   concession stand at ice rink they're one above you go to the arcade and they got a food stand[7:03:04]   they're not real restaurants there's no chefs they're not talked about they're not reviewed[7:03:10]   places they're not uh on hungary the app they're not on chowtown these are two-star shitholes[7:03:19]   that they approached and got quick access to to lay down this cheap fake show to fill a slot[7:03:27]   that they couldn't come up with a plan for fast enough and by the time and when they were able[7:03:32]   to fill the slot they got rid of this crappy show this fake show but listen to how josh has reworked[7:03:40]   history and describes this show pissed off about it um turns out and this is something you never[7:03:48]   think of sometimes food so what happened at this restaurant was the local food supplier wanted to[7:03:53]   be on tv and he paid the restaurant that we had auditioned to be on the show to let him be the[7:04:01]   chef this is a great story so josh approaches or that food network approaches this restaurant hey[7:04:09]   would you like to be on the show they say yes so then the food supplier the local food supplier who[7:04:14]   works with this restaurant goes oh i want to be on tv hey let me be the cook because he's seen[7:04:20]   like diners drivers and dives we now josh keeps referring to this guy as he was trying to be the[7:04:28]   chef there's no such thing as a chef at these types of restaurants is there a chef at applebees[7:04:37]   i mean applebees is like a more serious restaurant than these places he's gone to i've looked into[7:04:43]   them so listen to this little story he had auditioned to be on the show to let him be[7:04:50]   the chef on the show this guy wasn't even a trained chef okay so like we get in there and[7:04:56]   like this guy doesn't know what he's doing he doesn't know how to fry things he doesn't know[7:05:00]   how to cook things i mean like when i'm telling somebody how to fry something and i'm supposed[7:05:04]   to be the comedy relief of the show there's a problem and so like he hands me like this uh it[7:05:10]   was like a bacon wrapped corn dog and i bite into it and it's raw raw bacon raw hot dog and i spit[7:05:17]   it out on camera i'm like freaking out okay he claims this guy this imposter chef gave him a raw[7:05:26]   hot dog with raw bacon now hot dogs are fully cooked all of them pretty much all of them are[7:05:33]   fully cooked there's no such thing as a raw hot dog there's just excited to be like gordon ramsey[7:05:39]   it's raw you know well no i i mean for a guy who you know he talks about food as if he's a chef[7:05:45]   he talks about all this stuff as if he's a pro he should know there's no such thing as a raw[7:05:51]   hot dog wait this gets worse listen to his raw hot dog lie story raw hot dog and i spit it out[7:05:59]   on camera i'm like freaking out uh i'm like dude i just ate a mouthful of salmonella and[7:06:04]   my culinary produces salmonella from a hot dog is this a chicken dog is this a chicken breast[7:06:13]   cutlet dog salmonella from an uncooked you could eat almost go to the store find me a hot dog that[7:06:20]   you can't eat right out of the pack did people know that did people not know that i'm pretty[7:06:26]   sure you could eat a full bratwurst raw he just means cold cold but he thinks he's going to get[7:06:34]   salmonella which is a chicken's poison from a hot dog uh that wasn't fully and by the way it's not[7:06:42]   like he gave it to him raw ice cold out of the pack obviously the guy cooked it it just wasn't[7:06:47]   hot enough but denny's supposed to be this food expert right salmonella from a hot dog and a hot[7:06:55]   dog being raw that's too won't get that one past us denny look he's got his mouth open waiting for[7:07:00]   a fucking dog to be thrown right in i'd love speaking of old school coin operated vending[7:07:07]   machines can somebody build me this in his mouth because mechanically opens and closes we have a[7:07:12]   hot dog throwing i would love a zoltar that's just denny's torso and then you put in your coins and[7:07:18]   then he just says something that denny would say imagine shoving link after tied link into that[7:07:26]   mouth force feeding him with links like this until it doesn't go in anymore and you're pushing[7:07:33]   and pushing it but they're keep falling out they're popping out um i fucking despise this[7:07:40]   guy wait till you hear more of his little lies raw bacon raw hot dog and i spit it out on camera i'm[7:07:47]   like freaking out uh i'm like dude i just ate a mouthful of salmonella and my culinary producer[7:07:52]   is like i don't know what he's doing like i don't get this thing my culinary producer i'm not[7:07:57]   kidding this was his uh this was the set josh denny one camera guy and an intern they would go[7:08:08]   i mean really we could make this production i made this production i went out and filmed[7:08:13]   exactly his show by myself[7:08:15]   yeah uh with this burger uh video i did it there's not a team there's not a culinary editor[7:08:25]   he's pretending like he's anthony bordain and this was a big thing a mouthful of salmonella[7:08:31]   and my culinary producer is like i don't know what he's doing like i don't get this thing[7:08:35]   they didn't find out until later so like sometimes in the restaurant here's where depending on the[7:08:39]   way what like what we're shooting my crew would either go in before me and film all of like what[7:08:45]   we call the beauties so you get all the close-up shots of food all of the b-roll in the kitchen[7:08:51]   all the b-roll in the lobby or the or the you know the restaurant itself and then i would come[7:08:56]   in and do the you know the crowd stuff and everything afterwards or we would do that first[7:09:01]   and they would stay later for the uh place in this would be like if you hired a clown for your kids[7:09:08]   birthday party and then caught him doing interviews and referring to the birthday parties yes it my[7:09:15]   party i had the parents uh who were working what are you talking about i know i was just you were[7:09:20]   a hired i'm sure that there was a big ridiculous crew like for every show but it wasn't your it[7:09:27]   wasn't your crew he a part of you were one of the hired hands you know and their big thing was like[7:09:37]   a donut burger it was like the most unimaginative thing it was conceptualized by a guy who's a food[7:09:42]   supplier and not a chef and so they just wanted the press and this guy just wanted to be on[7:09:49]   television literally paid the restaurateur to pretend he was their chef for the day which[7:09:54]   pissed off the actual chef yeah who was literally in there is no actual chef making a bacon wrapped[7:10:02]   hot dog there is no restaurant that serves a bacon wrapped hot dog that has a chef attached[7:10:11]   to it i promise he thinks that at any restaurant where there's someone who's the head of[7:10:17]   yeah that person was trained in france he doesn't understand and this is a guy who's supposed to be[7:10:22]   like in the industry of food tv production he doesn't understand that most restaurants don't[7:10:28]   have any professional people culinary people they hire mexican cooks and they show them what to do[7:10:37]   and then the mexican cooks emulate that to the best of their mexican ability and that's why food[7:10:45]   is so atrocious at most places there is no chef involved in the restaurant sabotaging everything[7:10:53]   that we were doing throughout the day because he was you're gonna die so like i was like literally[7:10:58]   waiting for this guy to like poison people's beers so that everyone in the wide shot start throwing[7:11:03]   up i mean the dude was living and so like i i feel sick i get done and i go back to the hotel[7:11:09]   and then later that night uh the cruise down in the the hotel and mobile had like this little cafe[7:11:15]   where you get like packaged salads and stuff or whatever late at night so i went down there i was[7:11:20]   like i'm not hungry i'll just eat a salad because i feel like crap after eating all this raw food in[7:11:24]   the morning and uh and they tell me everything they found out about this after we left that they[7:11:30]   they basically sold they like auctioned you're gonna die when you hear this the ability to be on[7:11:34]   the show as the chef and it was like how hard up as a restaurant do you have to be like you're[7:11:40]   gonna get enough money from the exposure of being on this television show but no you're not none of[7:11:48]   these restaurants even exist right now covid blew them away so easily obsessed with this idea lately[7:11:57]   of his time on the food network was just helping the working man and i know this is his new thing[7:12:03]   he goes on these shows and he acts like i'm not kidding you've probably missed this we don't cover[7:12:08]   all the denny stuff we couldn't it would we couldn't it would be the whole show he's been[7:12:13]   going around and this is what you might have missed he pretends now that he's like a food[7:12:19]   atarian like he goes to restaurants and he's talking about how he's like saved small businesses[7:12:27]   from doing this show none of these restaurants exist these are fly-by-night fake restaurants[7:12:36]   and he acts like oh he would go in there and he would make sure everyone was getting a living wage[7:12:41]   first before he would film i mean really wait till you hear what he says here you got to bleed[7:12:46]   it dry that much more to where they actually like auctioned off the ability to be on the show with[7:12:53]   me in secret and then had me working with a guy that wasn't even a chef and i was like listen i[7:12:58]   was like how does that get by our people i literally like was like on the phone with our[7:13:03]   producers the next morning i was on the phone with our producers the next morning because the chef of[7:13:09]   the shitty two-star restaurant that doesn't have a chef to begin with wasn't the actual chef aka[7:13:15]   you were canceling him from being on tv are you whoa listen to this that get by our people i[7:13:23]   literally like was like on the phone with our producers the next morning go this can't ever[7:13:27]   happen if i ever get and i was like i'm not a diva but if i ever get to a place and i find this out[7:13:31]   again i'm not shooting we're not i called the producers and i said this can't happen[7:13:38]   if this happens again i'm not shooting uh that never happened you're telling me you get hired[7:13:49]   as a fake whim lottery fake job from the food network and you're calling up management at food[7:13:56]   network this cannot happen i will walk really that's a little pretentious i can't believe that[7:14:07]   he tried to cancel the poor food supplier who just wanted to be a part of comedy and entertainment[7:14:13]   this is what i mean about well this is what i mean this never happened this is what i mean[7:14:17]   about josh creating worlds universes around his past he'll go back and again this whole thing[7:14:25]   happened within two weeks he was probably just nervous on the set and listened to anything they[7:14:30]   said and did the guy fieri voice and went home but now every interview he does he's adding a[7:14:39]   little bit more and his stories grow and grow and grow you know like a mysterious garden in the[7:14:46]   movie troll um this never happened you didn't scold food network's management in upper management[7:14:56]   saying you would walk i literally like was like on the phone with our producers the next morning go[7:15:01]   this can't ever happen if i ever get and i was like i'm not a diva but if i ever get to a place[7:15:05]   and i find this out again i'm not shooting we're not going to give a restaurant this exposure when[7:15:09]   they're basically lying to people and i said there are two ways i will walk out of a restaurant and[7:15:14]   by the way like these interviewers they're here to hear about like black criminality and cancel[7:15:19]   culture and you're going on this tangent about how uh you would walk and they're like that's[7:15:24]   not really something we can i know they haven't shown the other guys on the screen in like no[7:15:29]   and josh keeps going on this rant similar to like that rant he just did with that girl[7:15:34]   did we show that no oh that was something that happened in our life he does he'll go on like a[7:15:40]   rant not realizing that the other people in there don't really they don't have any interest in this[7:15:46]   listen to this one if i think they're over there workers like and they're not you know if i find[7:15:53]   out it's a place like batali's restaurants where they're skimming tips or taking money from their[7:15:57]   workers i won't i won't film there or if they're not up to snuff health wise and we're going to[7:16:03]   send people into a restaurant where they're going to get sick i'm not going to film there oh my god[7:16:07]   you know what i got to give it he's really thank you for taking a stand if i find out this place[7:16:12]   isn't up to code i won't film there you won't film there you did film there all the restaurants[7:16:18]   you filmed at are closed for health reasons they're done[7:16:25]   look how he reinvents because you know why he's heard this to him is power this to him is[7:16:34]   respected anthony bordanish stuff that he's overheard and he falls into these imaginative[7:16:43]   circumstances where he actually pictures himself doing this and he really tells the stories if it[7:16:48]   really happened this did not happen enough health wise and we're going to send people into a[7:16:53]   restaurant where they're going to get sick i'm not going to film there and we had one of those in[7:16:57]   season one we went to this mexican restaurant in virginia and it was like dude there were like[7:17:03]   rats in the kitchen and i was like yo i'm not i i was like i i know i'm new here and the show[7:17:09]   hasn't aired yet and we don't know what it is but like if i ever walk into a restaurant that has[7:17:13]   rodents in the kitchen we're not filming it's not up to you these guys even know it big fat[7:17:21]   fucking retard here benny what do they call this guy who kills the mouse or something[7:17:25]   i like benny benny look at this guy you can't hand him a little pet animal without him killing it[7:17:32]   by accident uh what do they call that guy mighty marty mini uh you know and josh denny starts[7:17:41]   believing this delusion that he's one of these guys you know one of these chef guys that has[7:17:46]   a show and he's got standards so send the scout team there ahead of time and if there's rats in[7:17:52]   the kitchen we're not gonna film there they just shit and said turn up he said now the deal is i'm[7:17:59]   gonna send a scout guy there ahead of time if there's any rat shit there we're not filming[7:18:03]   this never happened we're walking to a restaurant that has rodents in the kitchen we're not filming[7:18:09]   so send the scout team there ahead of time and if there's rats in the kitchen we're not gonna film[7:18:13]   there like just so you know i almost like almost walked out dude i i'm i don't want to send people[7:18:20]   to a restaurant that's gonna get them sick you know what i mean i was just like and they were[7:18:24]   they made so many excuses they're like we're sorry the owner's been out sick for like two[7:18:29]   weeks and i go two weeks and it turns into a hacksaw a rat hole like you know i i worked[7:18:35]   in corporate retail for a long time and one of my great bosses uh dude named rob he worked at the[7:18:40]   mall store that sold crocs that is not corporate retail who's still one of my very good friends[7:18:48]   about his career yeah where do we go 39 40 39 40 is going to talk about his little career[7:18:56]   i mean this guy needs to be stopped 39 40 he really he's we really need to do so i don't[7:19:06]   know what can be done nothing because nobody who we could tell cares enough about denny[7:19:13]   like if you tell these guys they're like i i don't know man i think he's just going to be[7:19:18]   our personal guy forever and we need him to get severely busted make good points that's why i[7:19:23]   love what you guys do with the b i was telling ethan before we recorded i said the the problem[7:19:28]   i think a lot of people on the right have is that we're over intellectualizing the conversations[7:19:32]   about the absurdity and sometimes you just have to do what you guys do with the b and just point[7:19:36]   out he over intellectualizes that's the only problem with the right and that they can't defeat[7:19:44]   the libs they're not they're over uh intellectualizing yeah it's a problem that we[7:19:50]   on the right remember this guy wasn't on the right until like the reaction he got from dumb[7:19:57]   right-wing twitter people exactly people he could draw to his shitty you were never on the right[7:20:03]   you got an abortion with a fucking black maid how right wing is that i mean that's exactly what the[7:20:11]   right wing hates blacks abortions and you know i think the left does a better job of that with[7:20:18]   conservatives where they they make such a mockery of it um that you know and if your response to[7:20:24]   being ridiculed don't even debate yeah don't you joke yeah ridicule them back there's way more[7:20:29]   material and i think more people on the right and this is oftentimes you'll hear like there[7:20:33]   josh has transformed into like a guru who goes now on other people's shows to tell them the right[7:20:40]   ways to deal like he thinks of himself is like i've been through it all now you're blessed with[7:20:46]   me to come here and tell you you know how you guys can get through this this is the most absurd[7:20:54]   denial of reality i've ever witnessed and we can't let this become normal no funny conservative[7:21:03]   comics i think that's the problem i think it's because uh too often we try to this is like if[7:21:09]   patrick mountain went on to be mayor of los you know what i mean we'd be like what the fuck that's[7:21:15]   why i think denny is like the perfect character for red bar because he so amazingly encapsulates[7:21:21]   every single thing that we hate into one guy he's almost like the mascot he really is i mean[7:21:27]   people who are always like who is this guy why do you cover this guy but it's like can we just[7:21:32]   i'm drawn to him like nobody else because can somebody make me a denny bust statue for our[7:21:38]   living room remember i'm having this epic living room i'll show you pictures once it's done[7:21:43]   imagine a denny sculpture that i could shine a little if i could shine a little light at it i[7:21:49]   want it we try to win on intellectualism instead of winning on absurdity and i think the more you[7:21:55]   you win and beat them at absurdity because they're giving you way more of a stick to beat[7:21:59]   them with than we give them then then you just show how ridiculous it is you find in comedy[7:22:06]   um do you i mean the liberals are definitely the most outspoken and they probably are the majority[7:22:13]   uh do you think there's more quiet conservatives or libertarians in comedy or do people reach[7:22:19]   out to you because you're so outspoken yeah when when i got cancelled in 2018 i had and i say this[7:22:25]   all the time and people don't want to believe me but uh i mean if you if i were to pull up my[7:22:29]   twitter messages from that time there were so many white celebrities that messaged me and they were[7:22:33]   like we get what you're saying you know there were so many white celebrities that messaged me[7:22:39]   why did he say white celebrities[7:22:45]   when i was cancelled in 2018 there were so many whites imagine saying i was cancelled what were[7:22:50]   you cancelled from imagine saying there's so many celebrities these people confuse again but i want[7:22:56]   to he wasn't cancelled from anything they found his tweets and shared them and then they all made[7:23:04]   fun of him for being crazy it's not a cancellation that's you being made fun of you see what they've[7:23:14]   done and i really want to hammer this point home every time just because you're pro free speech[7:23:20]   just because you're on the right doesn't mean you can't be made fun of and when you are made fun of[7:23:25]   that's not a canceling by the pc woke police yes like that crowder video that he posted the other[7:23:32]   day it was him dressed up as a trans person going to the gym and he wanted to prove that it's crazy[7:23:38]   for a trans woman to go to the gym and in the video everyone was just super nice to him and[7:23:44]   he had to like start throwing throwing way it's like to get them to react to him these people[7:23:50]   aren't they don't even want to cancel you you're like going out of your way to like provoke them[7:23:56]   and then they make fun of you and you're like see yes and everyone on twitter was just making fun[7:24:01]   of him over how he completely failed at his objective in the video and then he goes see[7:24:07]   everyone's so outraged they're not outraged they're making fun of they're making fun of you[7:24:12]   when a thousand people make fun of you on twitter after they catch you that's not pc outrage it's[7:24:19]   not cancellation listen to what this asshole says they're like we agree and uh and you're right[7:24:26]   about it and it is a big problem in our industry but you know thanks for taking the bullet i'm[7:24:31]   gonna stay over here in my laurel canyon bunker you know i i that's a frustrating thing when[7:24:37]   millionaires who are beyond reproach tell you look at this little asshole holding court with[7:24:42]   his little fucking fat hands crossed like that why don't we finish you off and put some butcher's[7:24:50]   twine around you and put you in my rotisserie that's what you look like you look like somebody[7:24:55]   i want to brush with fucking based with with chicken fat as you spin in my backyard rotisserie[7:25:04]   for big adults he really repulses me we agree with you but we wouldn't support you and then[7:25:11]   you're like cool i gotta figure out how to figure out how to pay rent this year while i'm right[7:25:16]   you know i mean like my favorite thing is being right and poor uh what is your advice on that[7:25:22]   celebrity um yeah but it's it is one of those things of i think you have to decide if you want[7:25:28]   to you know i think so much about choosing to be a comedian i tell people this all the time[7:25:33]   i had a good job when i started doing comedy like if i would have never done comedy i'd still be in[7:25:37]   the corporate world i'd be making at this point i'd probably be a c-level executive i mean i was a[7:25:43]   multi-unit supervisor at 21 years old a multi this is a new one i followed as everyone[7:25:50]   a multi-unit supervisor is that even a career path he keeps talking about good money i think[7:25:58]   he was probably making 60 grand tops this is not good money to be the uh superintendent of a mall[7:26:06]   store i'm 37 now if i would have just stayed in that place for 16 years i'd probably be a[7:26:13]   coo or something at a company somewhere vice president it might have been me too by now i[7:26:18]   mean i really i don't think there's a day that goes by where he doesn't bring up his[7:26:22]   how well he would have been coo coo of the corporate world it's like how do you know that[7:26:29]   why doesn't anyone go wait i thought you were a comedian why so interested in the corporate world[7:26:36]   it's like i don't see chris delia applying for a job at h&r block i don't see other comedians[7:26:42]   taking corporate roles what's going on does anyone remember yeah maybe the red green show[7:26:50]   from canada nope because that other interviewer guy makes me think of that show the red green[7:26:56]   show canada had their own puppet-like performances these were school play level shows that show is[7:27:03]   great it wasn't every day it was all you had that's all it was i loved it down with canada[7:27:11]   but um you'd have to touch a woman i think to be me too i don't even care for them[7:27:19]   but uh no what i what i will say is i've been with one for nine years i can't think of anything[7:27:24]   that would make you like them less um the the thing about uh did you hear that she's laughing[7:27:32]   did you hear that in the background usually you get laughter they're all uncomfortable but she's[7:27:38]   like that's the end of it but i just wanted people to know that that part where he said[7:27:43]   white celebrities text me all the time telling me i'm right he posted that clip on his instagram[7:27:49]   story as well i mean just look at this human being should this be allowed on our earth[7:27:58]   you really want this guy walking around look i mean just look at what you're seeing everybody[7:28:03]   in the chat i'm about to cry right now they're all saying the red green show rules they love[7:28:08]   the red green show they're saying i'm a man and i can change if i want to i guess[7:28:18]   i don't want to ever hear about this red green show again[7:28:23]   we're canada this is something for you it's like a sitcom and a sketch show mixed but canada can[7:28:31]   you picture it i don't even know why canadians are listening to this don't you have your own[7:28:36]   shows imagine if i oh i only look like they have all of that stop it right now stop it you're[7:28:44]   going to be banned let's ban her all right that was josh denny that's enough of josh denny for[7:28:51]   me today okay yes that's another great clip but we'll save it for that's enough what else do we[7:28:56]   have here crystalia's most recent instagram because you're gonna where's this it should be[7:29:02]   at the top but if it's not let me know let me refresh crystalia did a new instagram while we've[7:29:06]   been on people have been sending this in let's see what we have crystalia ig uh-oh copy and paste[7:29:14]   i've been blocked i was the first person he ever blocked 2012 he blocked me he knew he knew there[7:29:24]   was trouble oh there he is let's do a cold refresh he's got up let's go to his account[7:29:33]   here very scary oh no he's lounging sideways he's lost all confidence you know what's uh the best[7:29:42]   part of these new crystalia instagrams his face is different he doesn't have that face anymore he[7:29:47]   can't hold that fake confident face anymore it's slightly different i can tell right now by the[7:29:54]   thumbnail look at this face does this look like the face of a guy wait i'm grayed out here[7:30:04]   i'm trying to do it without being grayed out there it is[7:30:10]   come on mikey yeah you know that you're green very does that look confident to you[7:30:17]   laying there with your fucking butt out it's like an imitation of what he used to be this happened[7:30:24]   with who did this happen with it happened with so many people where they lose all confidence in[7:30:30]   their face muscles after being exposed to i mean we used to talk about this all the time jules[7:30:36]   who did this happen to before where they've they're different gavin tj miller tj miller[7:30:43]   there's so many more hold on so many more where they're trying to make their old little wise guy[7:30:49]   faces but the faces don't work anymore the faces show all the pain now well i'm dying to see what[7:30:55]   this everybody's been talking about this one i'm dying to see the caption also is one of the most[7:31:01]   important parts he's a family man now with his hobo kid frank hey chris i don't know what you've[7:31:09]   been doing to these women but can you get me a few extra hot dogs on the trail hobo baby chris[7:31:17]   talia says now that i don't cheat at least i don't have to feel bad when i stand my ground for other[7:31:24]   shit i ain't playing scattagories being faithful rip wait a minute yes now that i don't cheat[7:31:35]   anymore at least i don't have to feel bad when i stand my ground for other shit i ain't playing[7:31:41]   scattagories being faithful rips being faithful rips you cheated on your fiance three months ago[7:31:52]   with a tween allegedly let's see the video yeah he said that folks[7:32:01]   so here he is at a family house oh my god they're filming him look how he's sitting[7:32:06]   like a little butt bonanza they're going to go up to him at this pool this gaudy pool[7:32:13]   look at this my aunt told me to come get you because we're playing a game oh i'm not playing[7:32:18]   shit oh so his family of ants you can see all these ants here these grimace style ants these[7:32:28]   no nothing brainless christianic women they're all walking around in their pumpkin red spice shirts[7:32:40]   looking fat as fuck there's no brain in the head no reason these people should be alive and they[7:32:45]   come up to chris who's just been accused of child rape his whole family knows that he can't turn on[7:32:51]   the news without saying child porn chris julia and they go we're playing scattagories want to play[7:32:58]   and he does a tough guy routine i ain't playing shit aren't they like you aren't you a rapist[7:33:06]   shouldn't you be like his family allow him to get away with this i mean listen every news site in[7:33:12]   existence is saying you're being sued for child porn and child rape and their parents are just[7:33:18]   sued for child porn and child rape and their parents are just quote like if my mom heard[7:33:22]   about my teen nude photos story i would be banned from the family listen to this and they'll allow[7:33:37]   look at chris sitting there on his phone addicted to dms remember he got the dm symbol[7:33:43]   tattooed on his chest should instagram have him allowed on there i mean this is where he committed[7:33:49]   all his crimes instagram don't you care about your user base and i'm not one for getting people[7:33:54]   thrown off uh places but isn't this where he's can't instagram take a look into his dms and just[7:34:00]   see what he's done and now he's on his little cell phone with his little booty in the air[7:34:07]   and he's gonna actually treat his family who is allowing him to exist within this family[7:34:12]   after knowing he's an alleged rapist of kids imagine that your whole family does chris[7:34:19]   i don't know what happened that is crazy this is their family chris i don't know what happened[7:34:25]   i don't care what happened but let's just hope that you're telling the truth i swear to god i am[7:34:33]   and then you're gonna talk back to your aunt you need to be on your best behavior for at least[7:34:38]   seven more years look how he acts after his whole family knows he was accused of child rape[7:34:48]   disgusting and what we're supposed to think that's cool[7:34:53]   look at this my aunt told me to come get you because we're playing a game[7:34:56]   oh i'm not playing shit oh yeah go chris he rules child raper he don't play games[7:35:04]   unless it's with the girls scatagories what is that too uh would you even look at someone[7:35:11]   reading what he did in this lawsuit should we just look quickly at his lawsuit yeah if you[7:35:17]   want to talk about some of the details from the lawsuit i mean it's really bad here's theo vaughan[7:35:22]   the blue checks shared polar solo y'all rich shame on you theo vaughan oh i can't wait till[7:35:30]   they come for you look at all these blue checks cheering him on oh you're so cool[7:35:39]   you're accused of child rape you should be in hiding[7:35:47]   i mean even if you're innocent and you're accused of child rape have some decorum[7:35:51]   right you don't come out and pretend it's all fun and games[7:35:57]   it's obviously a travesty whether it's real or not it's just a terrible depressing dark situation[7:36:05]   whether you're a hundred percent innocent or a hundred percent guilty and you need to respect[7:36:11]   the situation you're accused of rape you put on a suit and you look somber and you shut the fuck up[7:36:19]   he's trying to look at this guy this is not the same chris[7:36:27]   what did you do to those kids what did you do to those girls that night mr expose[7:36:39]   i'm really sickened by this guy i hope people feel the same way okay what do we got next boring to[7:36:44]   look over his lawsuit it really is a lot of reading but you should at least just read the[7:36:48]   part where calin was implicated because yeah brian calin implicated where do i go[7:36:53]   imager link where i copied i don't know jewels i'm telling you here my reading ability that's[7:36:59]   okay it's not something i want to do i hope can you just read it here i do not feel like doing[7:37:05]   scholastic work right now i'll post the screenshots yeah and then you'll read it okay whoever's[7:37:12]   interested in the full thing you gotta read through his lawsuit the things he's being[7:37:18]   accused of are quite heinous it's really long and you shouldn't be partying with your family right[7:37:24]   now during these allegations but basically we all know the story of the 17 year old girl that he had[7:37:30]   sex with and basically the lawsuit is just a big long tale of how he enticed her over text and how[7:37:37]   he got her to come to the show and at one part in the lawsuit they say that this is one of my[7:37:43]   favorite parts that the girl and her friend took the elevator up to his floor to meet them[7:37:49]   and then he said i'm not going to open the door until your friend leaves and then her friend got[7:37:55]   in the elevator and went down and then the second the friend left he opened the door and so that[7:38:00]   means he was watching through the people and the friend left and no girl besides a 17 year old girl[7:38:07]   would even put up with that is that the reason that he has to do this is because when you're[7:38:12]   17 and there's a celebrity messaging you you're like oh yeah for sure i'll go up to the hotel room[7:38:16]   and kick my friend out while this man watches me through a hole but he has to do this to teens[7:38:22]   because if you tried it on a 25 year old they'd be like fuck off like this is ridiculous if two[7:38:27]   25 year old girls came to his door and he goes your friend has to leave or you can't come in[7:38:31]   they go uh you've been outed i just recorded that you're on twitter fuck off but 17 year old girls[7:38:38]   and this is almost why it's bad if you're one of these people where why is being 17 so bad[7:38:44]   it's legal in uh cincinnati it's bad because they'll believe anything they don't have any[7:38:51]   life experience what you're watching chris delia's fans the same ones[7:38:57]   all chris delia's fans the young fans are all going what did he do that's so wrong[7:39:01]   what's wrong with 17 he didn't rape anyone it was consensual that shows that being 17 you don't have[7:39:11]   the judgment to be with an adult 17 year olds think it's not bad for an adult of 40 to be with[7:39:19]   a 17 year old showing that they don't have the judgment to be involved with 40 year olds so yes[7:39:26]   when you're 40 any business that you do with a 17 year old is taking advantage of them they're not[7:39:34]   equipped to know what's right and wrong yet they're just not as you can see showcase somebody[7:39:41]   needs to write an article as long as that piranha one about chris's fan base who's going so what he[7:39:48]   likes sex who cares and it's a 16 year old girl a nerd 16 year old girl by the way and you're going[7:39:55]   that's why it's wrong their ignorance to why this is wrong is exactly why you can't be participating[7:40:04]   with them in this they don't know yet they will know one day they don't know yet now as far as[7:40:11]   all the other guys who claim it you're rapists the guys who are sitting here like really older[7:40:18]   guys going uh 17 is not illegal and uh according it's illegal it's disgusting and any 40 year old[7:40:26]   fucking a 17 year old needs to go to hell and jail closed case no discussion[7:40:36]   but yeah the lawsuit is on the bpg and i posted a link in the chat[7:40:39]   please read over his lawsuit basically she goes into detail about all the tactics he used on her[7:40:45]   like he would go completely cold and ice her out and unfollow her if she didn't keep sending him[7:40:51]   nude photos every single day yeah it's extremely sick like it's like really sick it's detailed[7:40:57]   it's sick she doesn't want clout her name's not attached to it and it's like if 15 different[7:41:05]   people are accusing chris of these crimes what are the odds that he's innocent so many more[7:41:14]   and he hasn't even denied it no really why defend him to your death he said that all of his[7:41:22]   relationships were consensual and legal because he thought he had sex with this girl in a state[7:41:27]   look at this guy even yelling it's socially it's illegal just because the states haven't updated[7:41:35]   it's illegal and it's illegal to get naked pictures from her when she's 17 how about this[7:41:42]   i don't care if you're 25 if you're in high school it's illegal and the lawsuit goes into detail[7:41:48]   about how he like commented on her instagram pictures of like her high school spirit this[7:41:54]   is what i mean though i want to focus on this anybody going nope 17 is illegal in ohio it's[7:42:00]   legal in ohon do you want to fuck a 17 year old is that your thing is that what you're telling me[7:42:08]   that you would do this too i mean i just don't understand who cares all of a sudden you're a[7:42:15]   man of the law you don't like the covid restrictions but you're a man of the law when it[7:42:21]   comes to they them declaring 17 year olds can be fucked he asked her to say i mean i just don't[7:42:26]   understand i don't care if the law says you could be 12 it's not my law it doesn't exist it's not[7:42:35]   real and why are you standing up for that because you would like to fuck a 17 year old or you have[7:42:42]   and you would be horrified to be busted what is the end goal with somebody chiming in well actually[7:42:51]   technically in the uh outskirts of the shittiest part of wisconsin you're allowed to fuck a 50[7:42:57]   is that cool to you that somewhere in the most white trash poverty stricken place in america[7:43:03]   you're allowed to fuck a 17 year old is a 40 year old guide is that is that something that interests[7:43:09]   you we don't need to hear it we don't care we don't care what the law is surrounding it to us[7:43:17]   it's deplorable but anyways so anyone defending that you've put a target on your head you're just[7:43:25]   is suspect there's a ton of crazy stuff in here if you're really into the dahlia stuff yeah yeah[7:43:31]   my screenshots in the chat but this is the best paragraph defendant dahlia repeatedly asked miss[7:43:37]   doe to meet up jane doe yeah to meet up with and have sex with some of his friends at one point[7:43:43]   defendant dahlia sent misto a photo via snapchat of him and the friend he wanted misto to meet[7:43:48]   the friends missed sorry the friends defended dahlia wanted misto to meet included several[7:43:54]   other stand-up comedians brian callen jason callings and michael yeah so forget about the[7:44:00]   other two brian callen was named in the lawsuit about fucking underage kids i mean you just don't[7:44:10]   want to be anywhere near it i would say even as the lawyer you don't want to be fucking named in[7:44:16]   the lawsuit on the title page i mean really i wouldn't even want to be the judge on this case[7:44:23]   it's so greasy but there it is brian callen and crystalia being sued and they've been begging for[7:44:29]   this oh yeah if it's so legit why isn't in the court it's in the courts now fellas and i really[7:44:36]   hope i hope these people i always see crystalia cometer you know what i say to them i go chris[7:44:41]   is going to jail for 25 years to let it drives them insane here for an example oh and you know[7:44:47]   what i want to do wait wait wait okay crystalia has a facebook group infiltrated here's my troll[7:44:54]   they were all defending chris they're really stupid i mean these are like q anon level people[7:44:58]   it's the same brain go into the crystalia group if you have access in star i would do this myself[7:45:06]   but they all know me i want to go in there this is my wish you go in there and you go guys i just[7:45:12]   got word that the new york times is writing a whole article exposing all the people with their[7:45:19]   names and jobs who are supporting chris because these people are stupid enough well that will[7:45:25]   scare the fuck out of them so go in there and go yeah the new york times this article is going[7:45:31]   national they're going to show faces and names and give the listing of all the people's jobs[7:45:37]   that are supporting chris right now through this and they're doing this whole story about how[7:45:41]   they're taking down the supporters of chris because they believe they're involved in child[7:45:46]   pedophilia too you could write that as simple as i said it and the crystalia group would be doing[7:45:55]   backflips and somersaults scrambling for weeks trying to figure out how they can get out of this[7:46:02]   and they'd be i'd do it myself if i had a a more anonymous name please go do that we control these[7:46:11]   chris supporters into thinking they're next we could scare every last one of them out of[7:46:16]   supporting chris i think the craziest example of chris defenders is on ethan's tweet about it yeah[7:46:21]   i don't want to read i don't need to do this this is a lot of work for me it's not that exciting[7:46:26]   we know what's going on with chris everybody who listens to the show follows it if they got a good[7:46:31]   video i'll do it but yeah ethan klein posted this photo of crystalia and james charles and he said[7:46:37]   one in the same or can you see why in every person who listens to h3 thousands millions of people[7:46:44]   maybe all said to ethan why are you why are you throwing chris under the bus i've never seen[7:46:52]   anything like this where how much more evidence do you need of a predator than this and because[7:47:00]   they're fans of him they refuse to do away with him they they will twist reality they will say[7:47:07]   uh he's innocent i just know it i mean really i've never seen anything like this all right let's[7:47:14]   do something fun i don't care about this i'm not a legal document jordan peterson's tik tok yeah[7:47:20]   people have been telling me we got to cover this let's see this i haven't seen this apparently he[7:47:24]   starts speaking in tongues doing a little romanian song for us should we see this jordan peterson[7:47:30]   tik tok he's dressed up like a mime a spaghetti man a man from france you know what did i say[7:47:37]   about tammy i got a book for tammy jordan peterson gave us 12 rules for life i give him and tammy my[7:47:44]   gift uh the handbook for the deceased from beetlejuice he gives me rules for life i'll give[7:47:52]   him the rules for death look at this guy he's really gone haywire people have seen this we'll[7:47:58]   just give it a quick watch it's a fun one here he is[7:48:03]   let's hear jordan completely different[7:48:11]   immanuel cant was a real piss ant who was very rarely stable[7:48:15]   high dagger high dagger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table[7:48:20]   david hume could out consume vilhelm frederick hagel and vikkenstein was a berry swine was just[7:48:26]   stop pause come on there's nothing nichi couldn't teach you about the raisin of the wrist[7:48:33]   soccer so what he's doing here and i wonder if all these intellectuals know this old college[7:48:38]   tune from the 1800s were they oh we all meet up and we swig our beers to this tune about all the[7:48:45]   intellectuals that came before us i don't know if you're getting the point of this little song he's[7:48:50]   singing he's listing all of the geniuses from our time and showing that they had problems with[7:48:59]   drugs and alcohol as well as if he's part of that oh isaac newton loved his coke and sniffed[7:49:08]   the bullion of it it doesn't make him good i didn't know these people were doing drugs[7:49:14]   i hope benjamin franklin wasn't doing any stuff we found out he's actually i joked around saying[7:49:20]   that he huffs ether like an 1800s drug ether you know he has an ether uh and he takes time off with[7:49:27]   it turns out he actually does listen to this little song where he tries to make doing drugs[7:49:34]   and uh being an intellectual one and the same and now for something completely different ether[7:49:42]   immanuel kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable heidegger heidegger was a boozy[7:49:49]   beggar who could think you under the table david hugh could out consume vilhelm frederick hagel[7:49:55]   and vickenstein was a berry swine who was just as schlossed as schlagle and jordan peterson[7:50:00]   was drive driven to russia because he couldn't stop doing drugs i mean is that what you want us[7:50:05]   to think oh okay galileo yeah he did heroin oh so then you're good you're just one of the guys[7:50:16]   there's nothing nietzsche couldn't teach you about the raisin of the wrist[7:50:20]   socrates himself was permanently pissed john stuart mill of his own free will on half a[7:50:26]   pint of shandy was particularly ill plato they say half a pint of shandy nah sorry bro[7:50:35]   and what are you wearing can i shoot an arrow at you can you put an apple on your[7:50:40]   head and i'll just shoot an arrow to see if i could hit the apple[7:50:44]   wearing that shirt with your slicked back hair could stick it away half a crate of whiskey every[7:50:49]   day aristotle aristotle was a bugger for the bottle and hobs was fond of his dram[7:50:54]   and renee day cart was a drunken fart i drink therefore i am i feel like all these stupid[7:51:00]   philosophy students back in their 1960s class they'd sit there in their little suits in canada[7:51:06]   and swig their beer and they'd all sing this and it's so fucking funny to them aristotle was[7:51:12]   a drunken bottle and a drunken bottle of shanty shut the fuck up with your elitist song that we[7:51:19]   don't know really seriously this is something like you'd see on the simpsons that they do this is like[7:51:25]   when they sang we do we do total was a bugger for the bottle and hobs was fond of his dram[7:51:32]   and renee day cart was a drunken fart i drink therefore i am yes socrates himself is[7:51:40]   particularly missed a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed[7:51:47]   oh and then he makes this face that's the best part look at that i mean he's really fucking gone[7:51:53]   this is an electrified electroshock therapy i mean really the mom from requiem for a dream[7:51:59]   looks exactly like this after her therapy i'm so sorry sir it's over but mckayla will not have it[7:52:10]   it must continue was it during that i sent you that clip where you commented in the bpg and said[7:52:15]   i told you he was on ether but i don't think i've watched it yet was there anything good in that[7:52:20]   i don't think i've watched it yet was there anything good in that yeah there's something[7:52:23]   about him he does uh look at this so i've just i was just guessing i go jordan peterson's doing[7:52:30]   ether you know you can't even get ether edgar allan poe is the last guy that did ether probably[7:52:37]   is this it i play this video i think so really it's from the joe rogan experience a lot of[7:52:43]   unpacking to do here the meat queen exposes dad let's hear this when he tried to get off these[7:52:50]   benzodiazepine the colonipin is that the only thing he took as far as i well i his daughter[7:52:58]   told me that during the detox okay it's a new beta you know the beta from honey honey this is his arc[7:53:07]   rival drug beta from vice i don't know who this guy what's this guy's name[7:53:14]   harrison something he claims he knows all about drugs he's a disgusting vice[7:53:21]   columnist and videographer and vice always picks these remarkably or hamilton morris exactly that's[7:53:30]   like the perfect vice name hamilton morris they got a girl on vice with those glasses who[7:53:35]   interviews the problem she's exactly like him where they're like these daria like characters[7:53:42]   but they're filled with so much knowledge from their investigation i don't buy it i feel like[7:53:47]   this guy i like to you know i saw joe rogan they put i like to comment stuff like this guy doesn't[7:53:54]   know anything about drugs he's putting on a show he's lying to joe joe's gobbling it up i feel like[7:54:00]   i've seen this guy's original episode of jerry like 700 times yeah same it always plays people[7:54:06]   keep telling me to watch this they say it's a fool's gold mine you got this beta and he goes[7:54:11]   out and he goes oh yeah i try mushrooms well then arrest him arrest him if he's doing all these[7:54:16]   drugs so he hung out with mikayla peterson and he's got something to say about j peterson you're[7:54:23]   not going to believe this when he tried to get off these benzodiazepine the colonipin is that[7:54:31]   the only thing he took as far as i well i his daughter told me that during the detox he was[7:54:38]   also inhaling xenon gas he was inhaling xenon gas okay through what a rag is that very similar to[7:54:52]   doing ether are y'all doing sober october[7:54:57]   xenon gas inhaling and this is something mikayla told him listen to this us which is an interest[7:55:08]   yeah do you know about xenon no you would find xenon very very interesting yeah what's that[7:55:13]   i'm on xenon right now could i pee yeah yeah yeah go pee whoa talk about the colt of peterson he[7:55:20]   goes i believe jordan peterson is huffing xenon gas do you know about xenon and just like no[7:55:26]   way what is this um can i go pee really quickly and it's like why so you could text all the other[7:55:32]   people to make sure this is okay what's gonna happen after you go pee a little beta why should[7:55:38]   a beta even have a dick uh i mean could i pee yeah yeah yeah go pee go pee we're gonna talk about[7:55:47]   xenon gas when hamilton morris comes back if you heard about xenon gas i mean i i got the word[7:55:54]   you're on it right now watch it son of a bitch xenon gas i want to do that doesn't sound like[7:56:00]   you're supposed to be inhaling i got some xenon right here here there's a video of the hamilton[7:56:04]   guy doing ah i've been xenon do you hop it hold on let's hear the rest of this that sounds like[7:56:14]   some shit they find in your basement they have to clear your house out right well that's radon[7:56:18]   right remember that yeah where i googled it and weirdly a temperature screening unit is popping[7:56:23]   up so i don't know what that has to do with a temperature screening unit yeah general aesthetic[7:56:30]   it's used in lamps wow i'm so glad i talked to him about this how much does this motherfucker know[7:56:35]   about drugs maybe you should have jordan peterson back on you introduced the the only reason that[7:56:41]   book sold is because of rogan rogan introduced peterson to the world and hasn't had him back on[7:56:48]   since after all his troubles and every day they tell joe rogan another troubling story about the[7:56:54]   guy let's look into xenon gas real quick let's see okay this is xenon gas it is wow gas that[7:57:04]   appears in our atmosphere and trace concentrations it's there i i didn't know that there are uh[7:57:11]   adverse effects to xenon dad was on xenon it was no fault of his it was the fault of xenon[7:57:20]   really i didn't know breathing in gas could be bad for my dad i mean come on it's so stupid[7:57:28]   who here doesn't know that your dad shouldn't be breathing in any sort of gas generally very[7:57:34]   unreactive it's used medically in anesthesia and it's actually one of the best anesthetics[7:57:40]   it's far superior to nitrous oxide but the reason it's not used more frequently is because it's so[7:57:45]   expensive and if i ever see you you're fucking invited to dinner i love betas around here i'd[7:57:53]   like to take you and get you some carrots cold carrots i bet he loves and a vegetarian dish of[7:58:00]   crap and generally when this is used medically they actually have gas recycling systems so that[7:58:07]   every breath of xenon that's exhaled is recycled and reused because it's so expensive it can't be[7:58:12]   used any other way so this is an extremely rare treat this is something that i've wanted to try[7:58:18]   for so he snorts extremely rare gas that you could only get if you're extremely kind of cool[7:58:26]   well i mean i was told that it wasn't uh what were you told in years and years[7:58:33]   and probably only a handful of people have ever used in a non-medical context[7:58:39]   and it's a dissociative oh that's good for him so tell me how you're using it what's your device[7:58:45]   for for inhalation i'm using a medical device a latex medical xenon inhaling apparatus he's using[7:58:54]   a condom he's gonna fill up a condom with xenon gas and then second that's the same thing as[7:58:58]   giving a guy a blow you don't drink gas from a condom as a guy unless you're looking for[7:59:07]   punishment why i could have used a balloon but then i thought balloons aren't dick-shaped[7:59:16]   you really have a special place in those camps by the border waiting for you that has had the[7:59:22]   lubricant washed off of it and i uh think it will be sufficient for these purposes[7:59:29]   although even lucian wintrich is cringing at this[7:59:34]   he's gonna fill up the balloon this is what dr peterson is doing[7:59:38]   while he's pretending he's writing novels look at this filling up condoms with xenon[7:59:45]   oh and it only takes that much huh not very much up it's going a little further let's see what[7:59:52]   happens when he snorts it or uh inhales so i'm gonna uh[8:00:00]   Just suck on this condom.[8:00:06]   Look at his wiener schnoz.[8:00:09]   Typical Jock, he doesn't like me based on my.[8:00:12]   No. Yeah, exactly right.[8:00:13]   I don't like you based on your looks.[8:00:17]   Oh, wow, he's really meditating before taking this hit of Zena up.[8:00:21]   Here he goes.[8:00:26]   What a junkie. He's got a junkie's prowl.[8:00:29]   Ooh, that is a junkie.[8:00:32]   Thomas Middleditch, eat your heart out.[8:00:37]   So he's on the xenon now.[8:00:39]   It works that quick, huh?[8:00:41]   He's in heaven.[8:00:44]   Beta heaven team.[8:00:50]   It's certainly psychoactive.[8:00:52]   There's no question about it in beta heaven.[8:00:54]   It's just Twitter, but nobody's making fun of you.[8:00:59]   I can't lie, I'm absolutely dying to try xenon.[8:01:03]   I know. Send us xenon.[8:01:06]   The most expensive gas.[8:01:08]   Yes, please.[8:01:10]   I absolutely love it.[8:01:12]   So this is what Dr.[8:01:13]   Peterson is doing, all the while claiming it's apple cider vinegar.[8:01:17]   Lock him up. Lock his daughter up.[8:01:20]   I think that's going to be it for us tonight.[8:01:22]   Unless you want to end with an encore performance.[8:01:25]   I don't know what we got.[8:01:27]   I'll send you this. I had such a fun time.[8:01:28]   I'm telling you, I woke up today.[8:01:31]   I couldn't even walk to the shower.[8:01:33]   So I'm really proud of myself that we got here.[8:01:36]   We had a fun time today.[8:01:38]   Thank you for allowing me to get through this.[8:01:40]   This was very tough for me today.[8:01:42]   I'm like, extremely proud of you.[8:01:44]   Thank you. And I'm going to.[8:01:45]   Ooh, tomorrow.[8:01:47]   Very exciting day.[8:01:48]   I got to wake up at eight a.m.[8:01:51]   and we got to drive our car out for a 10 a.m.[8:01:54]   appointment because tomorrow[8:01:57]   the thirty fives, the lift kit,[8:02:01]   the trail racks, the exhaust, the Taser,[8:02:06]   the rear rack gets installed on my Jeep.[8:02:11]   This is so exciting.[8:02:13]   I'm going to basically be the Marco of red bar pretty soon.[8:02:18]   I'm going to be able to take on lots of obstacles.[8:02:21]   We got the B.F.[8:02:22]   Goodrich KO something's.[8:02:25]   Did you get Marco or did you guys all buy Marco's book?[8:02:28]   Yeah, we found out that guy, Marco, who I love from Trail Recon.[8:02:31]   He put out a cookbook.[8:02:32]   Did you want to show them that? That's OK.[8:02:35]   He put out a cookbook. Turns out it's very slim.[8:02:37]   It's a pamphlet. He's getting a lot of bad reviews.[8:02:40]   There's only 12 recipes in it.[8:02:41]   He's charging 27 bucks for it.[8:02:44]   How pathetic. I can't wait.[8:02:47]   I mean, I'm going to have,[8:02:49]   you know, four inches of lift tomorrow.[8:02:51]   We're going to be higher up.[8:02:52]   I can't believe it's going to be like having a new car.[8:02:57]   You know, we look at cars with[8:02:59]   regular tires now, we're so sickened by them[8:03:02]   when we see a regular street tire.[8:03:04]   Is this what happens when you move?[8:03:06]   When you move to a hillbilly town and you see street tires,[8:03:10]   you start going, that ain't right.[8:03:12]   When you move to a hillbilly town and somebody that your life is about guns[8:03:16]   and tire, it really so quickly, two months and all I care about is tire size.[8:03:22]   Nobody know. Oh, this is perfect.[8:03:24]   All right. You ready on the show?[8:03:25]   Epic performance.[8:03:29]   And she's going to do the lighting, right?[8:03:31]   Cheers, everybody, to a wonderful red bar.[8:03:34]   I mean, how long was this one?[8:03:36]   Eight hours. Nothing to complain about there.[8:03:39]   You did. Cheers, everybody, to a wonderful red bar.[8:03:42]   Thank you for coming out and supporting trucks and[8:03:46]   the right. You'll watch the red green show with me after this.[8:03:50]   I don't even want to hear you talk after this.[8:03:52]   You'll watch The Bachelor with me after this.[8:03:56]   If you let me masturbate all night. Deal.[8:03:59]   OK, well, let me clear out big performance coming up here.[8:04:03]   And it's an oldie, but your kids are going to love it.[8:04:06]   Here you go. Hopefully I could do it.[8:04:11]   Thank you so much for listening to the wonderful red bar.[8:04:17]   Edit. Oh, my God, I really don't.[8:04:22]   S.T. is a friend of mine.[8:04:24]   We met up every Tuesday night for and ran a wine.[8:04:28]   I've been losing. Oh, my God.[8:04:30]   I really don't know. You were doing great.[8:04:32]   But I don't I don't know it.[8:04:35]   I you know what? I got to practice that.[8:04:37]   We got to save that. It's going to be shit.[8:04:38]   I don't like to do a performance that isn't.[8:04:41]   We got to get something else is important to me.[8:04:42]   So you should practice it.[8:04:43]   You know what? I always give it a try[8:04:45]   because you never know.[8:04:46]   Sometimes I go into a song and I go, oh, I do know it all.[8:04:50]   And then sometimes I know right away and I don't want to waste it.[8:04:52]   I don't like slop karaoke.[8:04:55]   That would have been slop all the way through.[8:04:57]   You can do that one next week. Running the ketchup with lines.[8:05:00]   Guys, I know what I'm doing here.[8:05:02]   All right. You got to turn everything back to normal again.[8:05:05]   She's going to get used to this.[8:05:08]   You know, we don't want me talking in a karaoke setting.[8:05:10]   OK, so we'll let people send their submissions in.[8:05:14]   I sent you a ton of submissions from.[8:05:17]   I don't think don't stop me now, Queen. Terrible.[8:05:20]   I'll tell you what I don't like.[8:05:21]   So, you know, come as you are, Nirvana.[8:05:23]   I don't think so.[8:05:24]   Walking on the sun. Smash mouth. Too ridiculous.[8:05:27]   Eminem insane. I don't even know what that is.[8:05:30]   Eminem insane.[8:05:31]   I ever heard that. What is that?[8:05:35]   Eminem insane.[8:05:36]   I didn't know he had a song called that Eminem insane.[8:05:41]   I was born with a dick in my brain.[8:05:43]   Yeah. Fucked in the head myself.[8:05:45]   What kind of song is this that we're going out back?[8:05:47]   I want my dick.[8:05:48]   So it's just the song.[8:05:50]   It's not even karaoke.[8:05:51]   And it's from one of those albums that everybody took a break from Eminem on.[8:05:56]   How do you even know that song?[8:05:57]   All right. So we can't do the one that was sent to me.[8:05:59]   I thought maybe we could.[8:06:00]   Red Hot Chili Peppers.[8:06:03]   Snow. Never heard of it.[8:06:05]   Red Hot Chili Peppers, Californication beneath me.[8:06:09]   All of the lights.[8:06:11]   Kanye. How does that erase me by Kid Cudi featuring Kanye?[8:06:15]   Nope.[8:06:16]   Fuck.[8:06:16]   311 Amber. No.[8:06:18]   I mean, some of these just aren't good to perform.[8:06:21]   Do all of the lights. You absolutely know that one.[8:06:23]   How does it go?[8:06:24]   Flashlights, new lights, we like all of the lights.[8:06:27]   Let me see what's going on.[8:06:29]   Karaoke. I know. Let me just see.[8:06:35]   You there's no way you don't know this.[8:06:37]   You absolutely do.[8:06:38]   I don't think it's as entertaining as you think.[8:06:41]   I'm telling you, a lot of this stuff is chorus driven nonsense that isn't.[8:06:45]   That one is some amazing Kanye parts.[8:06:47]   I feel like you could do a great job.[8:06:50]   You know, and a lot of people think I know these songs like they know them,[8:06:54]   you know, and I'll try it.[8:06:56]   Get me a backup shot.[8:06:57]   I'm telling you, it's going to be terrible[8:07:00]   because you can't sing the Rihanna part, which is half the song dicks around with.[8:07:04]   Turn up the lights in here, babe.[8:07:06]   And then he does a verse for about 30 seconds.[8:07:10]   I'm telling you, it's just not going to be good.[8:07:12]   Doesn't happen a lot of them. Trust me.[8:07:14]   I mean, don't try to argue with me here.[8:07:17]   You know, let's take this serious.[8:07:21]   I'm just telling you, I'm giving people.[8:07:23]   And the reason I say this, you know, it's it's they treat me[8:07:27]   as if we're at a restaurant and I'm pooping all the food.[8:07:32]   Well, yeah, maybe the restaurant's bad and maybe don't take me[8:07:35]   to this restaurant again.[8:07:36]   I'm giving people tips for the future.[8:07:38]   Understand it's super frustrating for everybody to give these karaoke suggestions.[8:07:42]   50 shot many men.[8:07:44]   I mean, this was just terrible system of down toxicity.[8:07:49]   And maybe instead of putting it all on us, you could be like,[8:07:51]   I know I'm picky with karaoke.[8:07:53]   It's tough to find the perfect.[8:07:54]   I don't think I'm picky.[8:07:55]   No, I don't think no, I don't think so.[8:07:58]   And the song to go.[8:07:59]   I'm actually terribly against.[8:08:02]   No, I'm insulted.[8:08:03]   Come as you are. I'll do come as you are.[8:08:05]   I mean, it's so boring.[8:08:07]   You don't want to see that song.[8:08:08]   You wouldn't want to hear that.[8:08:09]   Would you Google that song to see a live the problem?[8:08:12]   People send in all the suggestions about five percent of the suggestions[8:08:16]   even have a karaoke track at all. Exactly.[8:08:19]   And then zero percent of those that make it through are something[8:08:23]   that you would want.[8:08:25]   Here's all I care about.[8:08:27]   Today's show is ending in an epic performance.[8:08:33]   Of course. That's what we all want.[8:08:37]   Well, where are my songs?[8:08:44]   You know, and this is the problem.[8:08:46]   It ain't up to me.[8:08:48]   I want these songs on my desk.[8:08:53]   Epic songs.[8:08:56]   You know, the songwriter, he doesn't write these songs.[8:08:59]   The songwriter didn't write this 50 cent many men.[8:09:03]   You know, you got to think songwriter.[8:09:05]   Do you know the songwriter, if I explain this guy from this movie[8:09:08]   under the Silver Lake, a movie that I've convinced myself is real.[8:09:15]   You know, all this[8:09:17]   L.A. mystery, you know, and I think I actually my conspiracies go further.[8:09:23]   I think the writer and director of Mahalan Drive, David Lynch,[8:09:28]   is in bed with the writer and director of[8:09:32]   under the Silver Lake.[8:09:33]   And I think they know something about L.A. that we don't.[8:09:38]   Turning Japanese, I just can't believe smooth criminal.[8:09:41]   I mean, the crass, just I couldn't be more insulted by what's being said.[8:09:46]   And it's now no one's fault.[8:09:48]   You always take it so personally.[8:09:51]   You're just sending me the links to the people.[8:09:55]   In a big country, who's big country?[8:10:02]   Do you want to see me do smooth criminal by Michael?[8:10:07]   I mean, who would we even want to see that?[8:10:10]   You know, let's use our brains here.[8:10:12]   And do I get really upset and really angry and way too angry, too fast about this?[8:10:19]   Yeah. Yeah.[8:10:20]   I imagine being on stage in front of thousands of people at an arena show.[8:10:24]   I mean, you act like you're like, give me a karaoke song.[8:10:27]   And then everyone is silent while we're all tripping over ourselves.[8:10:31]   Sweating, dying to give you a karaoke song that you want.[8:10:34]   Everybody's working.[8:10:35]   They need to come in by the thousands.[8:10:37]   Then it's a numbers game. Turn it into a numbers game now.[8:10:40]   And it's never. Well, you know why?[8:10:42]   Three song suggestions isn't enough.[8:10:45]   There's no three. Show them the message.[8:10:47]   There's hundreds.[8:10:47]   I can't show them the messages, but hundreds of suggestions that you say no to.[8:10:51]   It's not three. Let me read this.[8:10:54]   And why are you defending these crappy suggestions?[8:10:57]   Is if you know that's going to help.[8:11:00]   Does that give you a performance?[8:11:02]   No. Look at this.[8:11:04]   Boney M reputation, Boney M.[8:11:08]   Who the fuck is Boney M?[8:11:10]   Absolutely know them.[8:11:12]   Boney M? You don't know that song.[8:11:15]   Boney M is the artist.[8:11:17]   Pretty sure that you did a whole segment on the show about them before.[8:11:24]   Never in my life have I heard anything like that.[8:11:26]   I've never heard of Boney M. Yes, you have.[8:11:28]   I bet someone that I cover it in light news is some joke.[8:11:31]   You know, I mean, what the hell is going on with people here today?[8:11:35]   Have you never heard a song?[8:11:37]   Big country in a big country.[8:11:39]   This is what they sent me by the crash test.[8:11:43]   Dummies, a joke, son turning Japanese, a joke, son. Not fun.[8:11:50]   What else do we have?[8:11:53]   Smooth criminal, I mean, come on, smooth criminal, sublime boss DJ.[8:11:58]   It can't be real.[8:12:01]   You know, you got to think epicism, you know, epicness, epic, big[8:12:07]   Super Bowl performance, epicness by an artist that Mike listened[8:12:11]   to his whole childhood, like Weezer.[8:12:13]   And yes, yes.[8:12:15]   Every single word.[8:12:17]   Well, think about this.[8:12:18]   Well, let's think about this.[8:12:19]   He's also never done it before, and he's done every song that he likes.[8:12:22]   Think about the stipulation.[8:12:24]   Many men by 50 Cent.[8:12:26]   Imagine that is an epic trying to think of something[8:12:30]   that you will do that you haven't done already.[8:12:33]   See, OK, go get over it.[8:12:40]   Blinding lights by the weekend.[8:12:46]   Sorry, I want you to do it.[8:12:47]   You don't have to feel responsible.[8:12:50]   The fact that you feel personally connected to their suggestions is crazy.[8:12:57]   Because I don't know one song by the Rolling Stones.[8:13:02]   Imagine if you were at a concert and this went on at the end.[8:13:05]   That would be awesome. Yeah, it would be.[8:13:08]   That's what I mean. I need a roster of music here.[8:13:12]   We're running out of songs.[8:13:13]   I'm like, so listen, it's no one's fault.[8:13:16]   We've really one thing on my mind.[8:13:18]   Well, we've run out of songs.[8:13:19]   It's as simple as that.[8:13:21]   I mean, there's not unlimited songs out there.[8:13:24]   Amy Lee broken Seether.[8:13:29]   I mean, some of these songs I've never even heard of.[8:13:31]   These are deep on these albums.[8:13:34]   You know, I know about 15 songs, by the way.[8:13:38]   Let's see what we got here.[8:13:39]   Barbie girl, I'd kill myself before I sing that Barbie girl.[8:13:43]   I'm a Barbie girl and over and over and over again.[8:13:46]   That's what you want to see.[8:13:48]   Who suggested that they should be killed?[8:13:50]   I'm a Barbie girl.[8:13:54]   Karaoke is if this is some sort of joke.[8:14:01]   The O.J.'s backstabbers never heard that song in my life.[8:14:04]   Here's the song that someone suggested that I know, you know.[8:14:07]   OK, let's see this.[8:14:09]   And it's fun seeing, I think, what I know, what I don't know.[8:14:12]   It's true. It's fun.[8:14:14]   Blister in the Sun, the Violent Femmes.[8:14:17]   I do know that.[8:14:18]   Now, that's an interesting.[8:14:21]   You'd need a second one, though, to top that.[8:14:23]   So you would need that one.[8:14:25]   That would need to be coupled with something.[8:14:30]   I mean, I think they'll come up with it.[8:14:31]   Everyone's in such a rush to give me a shitty song and make me do it now.[8:14:35]   It's like, can't you give me an hour?[8:14:38]   Keep suggesting.[8:14:39]   I would hardly say 14 suggestions is a million.[8:14:43]   And also, is it really that fun to be like scolded at during a performance?[8:14:48]   I mean, should the band really be in such turmoil with the the crowd?[8:14:53]   They were the ones that are getting sold.[8:14:55]   Exactly. That's what I'm saying.[8:14:57]   So by the time that you actually pick a song, everybody's got their arms crossed.[8:15:01]   Yes, that's what I'm saying.[8:15:03]   But you know what? I'm going to lean into that.[8:15:05]   I'm going to say this. It is worth it.[8:15:08]   And I'm going to stand my ground.[8:15:09]   A lot of people would be bullied into doing that.[8:15:11]   A lot of people would be bullied into doing Barbie girl[8:15:15]   so they don't have to have an argument with a thousand people about the best song.[8:15:19]   By the way, no one wants to hear any songs.[8:15:22]   People are canceling left and right because of the songs.[8:15:26]   So I mean, this is all I do respect that this karaoke is all[8:15:31]   for your own passion and appreciation of the art of karaoke.[8:15:36]   I'll do this one. Let's just I want to see the lights.[8:15:38]   I invested in these new lights.[8:15:40]   I want the snow. Nobody loves the karaoke more than me.[8:15:43]   What about if we get blister in the sun and then we do across the sea?[8:15:47]   Does that exist? Like like what song?[8:15:53]   I just told you the name of the song. OK, OK.[8:15:57]   OK, OK, and I don't know.[8:15:59]   It's not about them knowing it.[8:16:00]   It's about it's not about, oh, I've heard that song before.[8:16:03]   It's a joke song that sucked.[8:16:05]   It's about you witnessing[8:16:07]   a grand concert that you're not able to.[8:16:12]   Rocks. Oh, it does.[8:16:13]   Well, let's get me some of the music here.[8:16:16]   You know, and I'm a very dramatic.[8:16:21]   You know, I scold I'm one of these people who[8:16:25]   if I ran a business, everyone's being underpaid, treated like shit, screamed at.[8:16:30]   That's my vibe. All right. Let's do two.[8:16:33]   Let's do the whole production here.[8:16:35]   I've got my detonator and thank you for listening to Red Bar.[8:16:40]   It's performance time.[8:16:48]   Performance art.[8:16:54]   Got the detonator.[8:16:55]   Definite.[8:17:02]   When I'm walking, I stop, I stop and I'm so drunk out.[8:17:07]   I'm high as a kite.[8:17:08]   I just might stop and check you out.[8:17:11]   Let me go on.[8:17:14]   Well, I quit scaring the shot.[8:17:16]   Let me go on.[8:17:19]   Big hands, you know, you're the one.[8:17:22]   Where's my smoke?[8:17:23]   I am. She's got the machines.[8:17:26]   I don't even know why.[8:17:28]   My girlfriend, she's at the end.[8:17:30]   She is starting to cry.[8:17:32]   Let me go on.[8:17:35]   Like I quit scaring the shot.[8:17:37]   Let me go on.[8:17:40]   Red Bar, you know, you're the one.[8:17:46]   All right.[8:17:48]   Let me fix this.[8:17:53]   When I'm walking, I strum my stuff and I'm so strummed out.[8:18:08]   I'm high as a kite.[8:18:10]   I just might stop to check you out.[8:18:14]   When I'm walking, I strum my stuff and I'm so strummed out.[8:18:18]   I'm high as a kite.[8:18:20]   I just might stop to check you out.[8:18:24]   Body and beats, I stand on sheets.[8:18:26]   I don't even know why.[8:18:28]   My girlfriend, she's at the end.[8:18:31]   She is starting to cry.[8:18:33]   When I'm walking, I strum my stuff.[8:18:36]   I thought he was going to do the big thing.[8:18:43]   Let me go on.[8:18:45]   Yeah, I quit scaring the shot.[8:18:48]   Let me go on.[8:18:51]   Red Bar, you know, you're the one.[8:18:56]   Thank you all.[8:18:59]   All right, there's more.[8:19:04]   Hopefully, you know, this one.[8:19:10]   This is a child pedophile song, too, but it's OK.[8:19:21]   You are 18 year old girl living in a small city in Japan.[8:19:32]   You heard me on the radio about one year ago.[8:19:38]   You wanted to know all about me and my hobbies.[8:19:44]   My favorite food, my birthday.[8:19:48]   Why are you so far away from me?[8:19:55]   I need help.[8:19:57]   You're way across the sea.[8:20:02]   I could never touch you.[8:20:06]   I think you would be wrong.[8:20:10]   I've got your letter.[8:20:14]   You've got my song.[8:20:19]   Thank you.[8:20:22]   Here we go.[8:20:25]   They don't make stationery like this where I'm from.[8:20:30]   So proud and so fun.[8:20:32]   Joyce Smith, Joyce Smith.[8:20:35]   And I look around the long back, fall to pieces every time.[8:20:42]   I wonder what clothes you wear to school.[8:20:45]   I wonder how you decorate your room.[8:20:49]   I wonder how you touch yourself and curse myself for being[8:20:55]   cold to see.[8:20:57]   Why are you so far away from me?[8:21:04]   I need help.[8:21:06]   You're way across the sea.[8:21:11]   I could never touch you.[8:21:15]   I think you would be wrong.[8:21:19]   I've got your letter.[8:21:23]   You've got my song.[8:21:34]   Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.[8:21:38]   This isgreen overload.[8:22:00]   It turned to shame my head I tried to be your mom[8:22:06]   You're the one who'd love me if I did[8:22:12]   Is she mine now?[8:22:14]   I'm a good little one[8:22:20]   It's all your fault, mama[8:22:24]   It's all your fault[8:22:27]   God damn, this business is really lame[8:22:31]   I've got to be wrong[8:22:32]   I'm a politician, you think so, you say[8:22:36]   You're the one from where I was[8:22:40]   Just a million words and dreams[8:22:43]   And a million screams[8:22:45]   You're a harmony that I had to find[8:22:49]   Fear, why are you so far away from me?[8:22:56]   Why are you so far away from me?[8:23:03]   I could never touch you[8:23:07]   I think it would be wrong[8:23:11]   I've got your letter[8:23:15]   You've got my something[8:23:17]   I've got your letter[8:23:19]   I've got your letter[8:23:23]   You've got my something[8:23:28]   Thank you[8:23:36]   Here's the encore[8:23:39]   Is this really gonna work?[8:23:44]   To the new version[8:23:53]   Yes[8:23:57]   We got a name[8:24:03]   There's nothing to me[8:24:06]   I'm not crazy[8:24:08]   Well, that's not true[8:24:09]   I got a pen[8:24:11]   And a guitar[8:24:12]   And a dog named Bob[8:24:13]   If this is on my floor[8:24:15]   That's right, I got a floor[8:24:18]   So what?[8:24:19]   So what?[8:24:20]   So what?[8:24:21]   I've got[8:24:23]   A pocket swiller[8:24:24]   Clean eggs and linen arms[8:24:26]   With everything important to me[8:24:29]   Just seems to fall right down my leg[8:24:32]   And onto the floor[8:24:37]   My closest friend, the gnolium[8:24:39]   The gnolium[8:24:44]   Supports my end[8:24:46]   Give me something to believe[8:24:51]   That's me on the beach side[8:24:53]   Covered in sand[8:24:54]   Metal meter in my hand[8:24:56]   Sworn a pocket full of chain[8:25:00]   That's me on the street[8:25:02]   With a violin under my chin[8:25:04]   Laying with a grin[8:25:07]   Singing chamomile[8:25:10]   That's me on the back of the bus[8:25:14]   That's me in a cell[8:25:16]   That's me inside your head[8:25:19]   That's me inside your head[8:25:23]   Thank you[8:25:28]   That's me inside your head[8:25:33]   Sorry, I'm too spread[8:25:40]   Another hit show, Jules[8:25:49]   You[8:26:19]   You[8:26:49]   You[8:27:19]   You[8:27:49]   You[8:28:19]   You[8:28:49]   You[8:29:19]   You[8:29:49]   You[8:30:19]   You[8:30:49]   You